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User talk:DeathtraP/What have I been using for brains?

2010-09-09T18:31:01Z

SenorTucan: /* Conspiracy */

==Conspiracy==
You know, Bob is not insane. Chris really IS the target of a massive conspiracy. It's us. Bob is wrong about the specifics, but that's not insanity, it's just incomplete information-- and given that Chris hung out with Mimms, Lucas and Megan when this all started, it's not an unreasonable supposition. [[User:Sygerrik|Sygerrik]] 08:52, 9 September 2010 (PDT)
:I think what qualifies Bob's beliefs about us as "crazy" is the extent of our abilities - He sees us as being on par with the Illuminati, but in actuality, we don't have nearly as many feet on the ground as we'd like. [[User:RobGoblin|RobGoblin]] 09:33, 9 September 2010 (PDT)
::Again, I'd simply say that Bob has incomplete information. We have managed to get Chris to do a lot of weird things. Chris has also gotten himself kicked out of lots of places and has earned lots of negative attention from the law and the PVCC authorities. Bob, not being present when Chris flips his shit, only has Chris's account to go on, and when fitting his son's tales of persecution into the larger context of our actions, his belief of a conspiracy is not really unreasonable. Bob knows that there is a large group of people out there who dedicate a large amount of time to harassing his son and making his life miserable. When Chris comes crying with tales of harassment by Jerkops, Manajerks and the evil MLW, Occam's Razor would indicate that the same people are behind it all. He's wrong, but he's not crazy. [[User:Sygerrik|Sygerrik]] 10:28, 9 September 2010 (PDT)
::no, Occam's Razor would make bob think that chris has been less than nice to people in life, and realize that all the shit chris has gotten is because of individuals responding to chris's stupidity. but bob probably hasn't and wont sit and think about it, he'll go for some gut instinct and force everything together. he seems a prime candidate for forcing pieces to go where they don't (not that it's all his fault, he is a product of another time and another culture).[[User:SenorTucan|SenorTucan]] 11:31, 9 September 2010 (PDT)

User talk:DeathtraP/What have I been using for brains?

2010-09-09T18:30:37Z

SenorTucan: /* Conspiracy */

User:SenorTucan

2010-09-04T13:41:27Z

SenorTucan:

A bored wondering nomadic internet person who stumbled upon the weirderful world of CWish-Chan
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=My thoughts of Chris=
all quotes in bold & italicized come from this (the CWCki) Wiki
plain vanilla italics texts are quotes and/or paraphrases from other sources.
==Sonichu comics==
===Non episode thoughts===
I just realized something, Chris believes that his comics and everything therein is real, every character is a real person that has a life.In his comics Chris has written the deaths and murders of HUNDREDS of people. Chris has KILLED PEOPLE and he doesn't seem to care. Sure Chris wouldn't do this in real life, but if Chris had control of his own country (he can't just have a city, because if his city was like that he would be in big trouble from the rest of the country) and was it's ruler, he would have people he didn't like kidnapped and killed, or gays forced into straight lifestyles. I'm glad chris is a loser, this person doesn't need power he can only do horrible things with it. Now I'm also willing to bet that chris doesn't actually believe that he killed real people in his comics, but he also believes that sonichu and the like are real. This would require chris-logic to explain, and I have none
===Sonichu 0: Sub-Episode 1===
'''''"His enemy beaten, Chris decides to unleash his Special Ultimate Attack, the dreaded Curse-ye-ha-me-ha"'''''
Chris seems to have this things about adding injury to insult (and yes, being beaten by a sonic-ripoff/manchild is an insult).
It's bad enough that I beat you in a fight, but I must curse you too/it's bad enough that I took your girlfriend, but I must shoot you in the leg too.
(there are more examples of this, the Jackie E-mails come to mind).
chris has to make sure that he gets the final laugh, the final say. And that final say must keep the other person from retaliation
because if the other person retaliated, Chris might have to, you know, think and work for a reply.
And Chris doesn't want that because that means he failed, his great plan didn't work as he wanted.
(like it usually does, because he can't get it in his head that people don't think like he does; rather hypocritical since he complains that being autistic, he can't read minds and that everyone should know that and stop expecting him to actually try to understand people).

'''''"The Jerkhief initially feels no adverse effect and rises to fight back, but the curse soon sets in; he slips on a banana peel, breaks his glasses, and learns that his wife has just divorced him over his smoking habit."'''''
Chris here pretty much shows himself as being the forth in his idea of the holy trinity.
He has the power to bend the free will of others to his own liking, he made a banana peel spontaneously come into existence (he also thinks his stomach is directly connected to his C-Sack, but that's another story).
Chris probably likens himself to a god.

'''''"The Jerkhief's life is shattered, and Chris makes sure the broken man understands that his has reaped what he sowed. The Jerkhief cries that his soul hurts; Chris callously responds that he's suffered worse... "'''''
Chris likes to claim that his autism keeps him from understanding people... I call bullshit with a capitol B.
I know someone with autism, worse than Chris's.
But even she understands what it would feel like, part of it is imagination.
Imagining being in the other person's shoes, But Chris can't do this, because he has no imagination.
The other part is dropping your ego.
Where you have to let go of how you feel towards that person, or any situation you yourself is going through, and see with neutral eyes.
Chris can't do this either since to him, everything bad that happens to him is more important and worse than anything else someone is going through
lost your wife and broke your glasses? well that's too bad, I was mildly inconvenienced by someone doing their job.
I wouldn't be surprised when he heard of the disasters in New Orleans/Haiti/(recent large disaster here) and thought "that's nothing, I got trolled and got no china yet, I have it much worse *virgin rage*"
[[Image:Chrisatheavensgate.png|thumb|And by life, I mean life as a virgin]]
===Sonichu 8: Episode 17===
'''''A Sonichu's penis and testicles reside entirely within its abdominal cavity. While the testicles are permanently contained behind a "bone-like structure" for protection, the penis can emerge for urination or intercourse when the Sonichu leans forward, causing the erect penis to "slide out" purely by gravitational force. This presumably means Sonichu must be erect in order to urinate.'''''
Now I haven't seen the page that shows this (yet), but It's obvious to me that this fulfills two things for Chris (since being a sonichu is what he wants to be). One, Chris thinks that if his duck had a pocket to hid in, instead of getting bent in his 3 sizes too small pants over his 3 sizes too small underwear. And this allows him to always be on top when it comes to sexy time. I think with Chris, Sex time is the only time in the house in which a man should be the top, and every other time in the house the woman is the one doing the duties (because he's old fashioned, but then again, he doesn't realize a house woman/business man system only works if the man fucking has a job)
==Chris And...==
===Chris and writing===
I find it odd that I'm currently reading "House of Leaves" and it's easier to follow than the Sonichu comics... I'm not joking.
[[Image:Kellie Andes Pop Art.jpg|thumb|More Like OH MY CHRIS]]
===Chris and Sex===
Coming soon after some consultation...
===Chris and tolerance===
Something about Chris's hate for homos really bugs me. Gay men wont take women, more gay men, more women for Chris. But he's fine with lesbians, but that's bad since more lesbians means less women for Chris. Of course I'm betting chris says that so other women wont think of him as a bigot... durr! But what I'm getting at, Chris wants a woman but hates jerks that get HIS women. But he wants to get rid of men who wont get his women, wants more women that wont go out with him.
Asexual are an interesting thing too, I doubt Chris gives a shit about asexual men, but as long as there are Asexual men, there's going to be Asexual women.
A question to anyone who reads this, has Chris ever claimed that homosexuality is unnatural? If he did, I will LAUGH!

==Emily==
===Post-date conversation transcript===
'''''"Chris: Umm. Well, this is the, uh... Well, uh, all I can say is, uh, I’m sorry about if you feel—if you feel—if I--that if I mistreated you, and, uh, somewhat, if you—if you felt like I, uh, did wrong."'''''
Really Chris? Really? You make a person feel uncomfortable, and instead of growing a pair, you shift the blame away (because your stupid fucking ego can't handle it). You blame the other person for feeling uncomfortable! I guess it's your fault that all those ads on your stupid wiki make you feel like you're going to die, and you know what? you deserve feeling that every time you let your childish mind connect pickles to dicks and homosexuality, you deserve it you egocentric twat! You deserve every ounce of pain every troll has squeezed out of you. BECAUSE IT'S YOUR FAULT THAT YOU FEEL THAT WAY! no one trolls you Chris. You troll yourself. You hurt yourself, and what's sad is that, you really do hurt yourself when you don't look back and learn from your dumb mistakes. You hurt yourself when you shift all the blame away from you, and make it everyone's (everyone but you that is) fault. Which, when you think about it... Chris is right... but not in the way he thinks, because he can't think of being the cause of anything bad.
==Emails==
===Autism Awareness E-mails===
'''''Second, I DISAGREE, and I personally DO NOT CARE FOR "Aspergers"''''' BAW BAW BAW REALITY SHOULD BE CONTROLLED BY ME!!!!
'''''People think Aspergers should STEAL the Reputation that Autism has earned over the number of years;''''''' What people? damn chris you are paranoid as FUCK!
'''And I do not give a c*** about what "Scientists" may or may not have found there either. IN MY VIEW, Aspergers IS NOT Autism.''''' yeah fuck scientists, it's not like they study this shit... oh wait, they do. oh hell, even if they do it doesn't matter, they disagree WITH ME BAW BAW BAW! Chris, for dissing science and scientists, turn off your computer and live in a forest you hypocrite!
==Videos==
===Animal Crossing Documentary===
'''''"He also expresses his distaste for the Playstation 2 and the Playstation"'''''
Motherfucker (no pun intended) just made it PERSONAL!!!

===100 2178===
'''''"And it all just went downhill. I bet, even Greene County had something to do with influencing that goddamn Michael Snyder to see f- to see any... so recourse... or... anything like that to make him pretend to have a reason to kick me out, quote-unquote "scaaaaring his customers away!" [Flips off the camera]You goddamn, greedy... Snyder! "''''' And with this, I fear my suspicions of Chris true. No longer is he an egotistical twat. but a conspiracy theorist to boot. Not satisfied with just simply noting that nothing bad is his fault, he is now trying to make connections everywhere, he is forcing pieces to fit because he needs pieces to fit. If you think I'm taking this too far, think about this. Conspiracy Theorists tend to work with a "with me/against me" attitude, and the "with me" group is a TRUE and HONEST bunch of people that likes everything the Theorist likes. the "against me" is a huge evil government/Illuminati group that works together to push the Theorist down, and if anyone so much as looks at the Theorist the wrong way, s/he is part of that huge evil group, there is no middle ground. Basically, to Chris, you're a TRUE/HONEST sonichu fan... or someone who works for ED/4cent/Greene county/Michael Snyder/etc. And the evil people are the ones who make excuses, or stop Chris from his HONEST work. Evil woman who takes away his signs of attraction. Evil Jerkops and such that run him away from their stores (and huge straws). Evil women who make excuses for not <s>fucking</s> dating Chris. Boyfriends who take away <s>potential china</s> pretty girlfriends. Michael, who is a troll, why? He made up excuses so Chris can't do what he wants. Of course the world is out to get Chris, all he has now are sonichu fans and his parents.

'''TL;DR'''Chris pretty much the very model of a modern conspiracy nut. He connects dots no where near each other. uses confirmation bias out the ass. projects himself onto others. and acts like the people he loathes. hell, according to this quote from the other wiki ''"Hofstadter also noted that "sexual freedom" is a vice frequently attributed to the conspiracist's target group, noting that "very often the fantasies of true believers reveal strong sadomasochistic outlets, vividly expressed, for example, in the delight of anti-Masons with the cruelty of Masonic punishments."'' and we know Chris sure loves killing people who have done him wrong. And that's not mentioning his Denial and dancing around subjects he doesn't like to talk about. so with my argument presented, agree with me, or I'll make a drawing of you being killed, you evil greedy Snyder fan.

'''EDIT''' I don't know why I didn't see this before, Chris is just repeating what bob is saying, chris can't think up this shit. And chris is such a gullible dumbkopf for just swallowing bob's big conspiracy whole.

===05142010===
OH MY GOD! I think I barfed in my mouth. He used the death of another person to get sympathy. Is this the new norm Chris? are you going to watch the news, take the worst story, make a video of you going "something happened, I HAVE AUTISM AND PITY ME BECAUSE I'M GOOD". You make me sick Chris, you damned news whore! Sure, I guess he's subconsciously became attached to the story because of the subject matter (boo hoo, one less china in the world, unless Chrissy really stoops). But damnit Chris, whoring dead people so you can cry out "BUT I HAVE IT WORSE". I hope you die Chris, then you can whine about how bad life is for you.

==Misc.==
===Chris catching the fairer sex===
I find it odd and very stupid that chris spends time observing women to see what they like so he can get one (if it's possible, think of the hula hoop at FAF), but he doesn't look at other men to see what they wear, what they act like, how they dance, etc. Chris seems to take a short cut "if I just have one thing in common with her, we become friends, and then BOOM! china!" rather than the correct way "If I look respectable and act respectable, then a woman might find me interesting." (but that means spending money on good clothes, having to actually talk to people on subjects other than VIDYA GAYMS AN TROLLS AN DUCKS AN CHINA, and it might take more than a month to get to the third date, and even then, she might say "no thanks, I'll wait before we do the hanky panky") Of course he might also not do the longer way because to him, women are shallow and having a few things in common is all that matters, as long as she gets happy with his dick and has cash to shop for shoes (chris's woman needs to be fresh from the shop remember).

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2010-08-26T00:17:38Z

SenorTucan:

So on the left we have some sort of pokeball factory, where some hapless worker hates his job

And on the right we have Chris and Chris Jr with his white wife watching TV.

This... well it really isn't completely horrible. It's actually almost charming, the sort of thing that demonstrates the anxiety a high school kid might have about his future, the fear of having a dead-end job and the hope of a happy home life. It's one of those rare Chris creations that makes me stop and think for a moment.

Doesn't make the Chris of today any better though.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 17:59, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

At work: Chris sits at his desk job-desk, littered with his pokemans and literally dozens of hidden guns aimed at whoever visits him concealed in the side of his desk (cleverly disguised as holes). This highlights his affinity for delusion and his rampant paranoia. He also has a helmet.

At home: Dark clouds gather around our darkened hero. A mangled body resembling himself lies on the floor at his feet. This first aspect of his drawing was designed to display his self-harm over the internet (I know, it was later, but still), and, if you note, he is watching TV. The young, thin, virtuous version of Chris lies dead, sacrificed to fuel the fat, evil Inner Manchild's desire for vidya. He reaches behind the street-woman he paid for hanky-panky, knife in hand, his calm appearance and honest face masking his dark intentions. This shows how deceptive the manchild can be, and how heartless. His autism restricts his emotions, to the point where he has become more attuned with machines than man.

This picture paints nothing but darkness over Chris' future. A warning, an scream from deep within, a voice which knew what was to come... [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 18:31, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

Oh lord, why haven't I seen this until now? This shows Chris's logic when it comes to art, art to chris is just ad space for him. He can't draw what he feels, he draws what he knows. I like pokemons, I draw pokemons, I like to have a bland retarded family, I draw it, I have autism, I put the words on it (I notice he has autism written out on his art, but he never shows any effects of it)[[User:SenorTucan|SenorTucan]] 07:15, 24 August 2010 (PDT)

: Whoa, hold up a second here... Chris's child is clearly depicted as a boy in this drawing... What about Crystal? This seems to support the theory that Chris's desire for a female daughter didn't manifest itself till after high-school, perhaps a side effect of his love quest. This also seems to prove that his "prophetic" dream about Crystal is entirely fabricated. Glad I caught that.--[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 08:22, 24 August 2010 (PDT)

:: [[Crystal|He didn't have the dream until he was 21]]. lern2cwcki --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 14:33, 25 August 2010 (PDT)

::: Damn I suck... i was thinking of the Father Call where he told Matthew he had the dream in elementary school. It's getting hard to keep track of the lies --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 14:50, 25 August 2010 (PDT)
::: I'm curious as to why it's a daughter now. I could see why he used to want a son (he needs another male body to transfer his mind into, I MEAN, to have his legacy live on in). but why a daughter? because then he can teach her to be a proper young lady? because if he has a son, then he'll accidentally think of his dick? or see his dick while changing his diaper?[[User:SenorTucan|SenorTucan]] 17:17, 25 August 2010 (PDT)

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2010-08-24T14:15:05Z

SenorTucan:

User talk:SenorTucan

2010-08-18T17:58:08Z

SenorTucan:

==Hi there!==

[[Image:CWCiki_Introduction.jpg|thumb|300px|Welcome to CWCKI!]]

Welcome to [[CWCki]]! There's a lot to do around here because Chris never does anything himself. I hope you'll stay with us and make many improvements of your own!

:Before you start, be sure to read '''[[A Quick Guide to CWCki]]'''. This will guide you through the dos and donts of editing [[CWCki|the world's most accurate wiki]]. Be especially sure to read this if you consider anonymous to be legion or if you've just come over from [[ED]]. Everything you know is [[lies|wrong]].

:'''[[Special:Recentchanges|Recent changes]]''' is a great first stop, because you can see what other people are editing right this minute, and where you can help.

:If you're looking for things to do, check out the '''[[CWCki:Priority Listing|priority listing]]''' for things that need to be done.

:If you haven't already, create a '''[[User:{{PAGENAME}}|user page]]''' about yourself! If you do, we'll be able to know you better as a member of our community. Just don't upload gigantic pictures of yourself and your favorite anime. I warn against this only because it's happened before.

:'''Questions?''' Please read the [[Frequently Asked Questions| FAQ]] first. Later, you can ask in the '''[[CWCki:Community_Portal|Community Portal]]''' or on the "discussion" page associated with each article, join the live chat in our [[Sonichu (IRC)|IRC channel]] or post a message on [[User talk:YawningSquirtleRedux|my talk page]]!

:Once again, welcome to CWCki!

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I like you, Senor. You are good people. Interesting thoughts on your userpage, I enjoyed reading what you have so far. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 13:36, 14 May 2010 (UTC)
:* Thanks :) [[User:SenorTucan|SenorTucan]] 15:19, 14 May 2010 (UTC)
:i second that.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 11:01, 27 May 2010 (UTC)

== Thoughts on Sonichu's anatomy ==

While it is very possible that Chris idealizes missionary sex due to a traditional upbringing, he is not averse to drawing woman-dominant sexual positions, and in the [[For Julie's Eyes Only|JULAY video]], he bottoms for quite some time. --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 10:14, 18 August 2010 (PDT)

Well it could have been a case of "it's a porn" I'll do something special. But I could be wrong, considering he might not even want to be in dominant position (doing the thrusting is hard work)[[User:SenorTucan|SenorTucan]] 10:58, 18 August 2010 (PDT)

User:SenorTucan

2010-08-18T17:23:30Z

SenorTucan: Chris getting women

A bored wondering nomadic internet person who stumbled upon the weirderful world of CWish-Chan
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=My thoughts of Chris=
all quotes in bold & italicized come from this (the CWCki) Wiki
plain vanilla italics texts are quotes and/or paraphrases from other sources.
==Sonichu comics==
===Non episode thoughts===
I just realized something, Chris believes that his comics and everything therein is real, every character is a real person that has a life.In his comics Chris has written the deaths and murders of HUNDREDS of people. Chris has KILLED PEOPLE and he doesn't seem to care. Sure Chris wouldn't do this in real life, but if Chris had control of his own country (he can't just have a city, because if his city was like that he would be in big trouble from the rest of the country) and was it's ruler, he would have people he didn't like kidnapped and killed, or gays forced into straight lifestyles. I'm glad chris is a loser, this person doesn't need power he can only do horrible things with it. Now I'm also willing to bet that chris doesn't actually believe that he killed real people in his comics, but he also believes that sonichu and the like are real. This would require chris-logic to explain, and I have none
===Sonichu 0: Sub-Episode 1===
'''''"His enemy beaten, Chris decides to unleash his Special Ultimate Attack, the dreaded Curse-ye-ha-me-ha"'''''
Chris seems to have this things about adding injury to insult (and yes, being beaten by a sonic-ripoff/manchild is an insult).
It's bad enough that I beat you in a fight, but I must curse you too/it's bad enough that I took your girlfriend, but I must shoot you in the leg too.
(there are more examples of this, the Jackie E-mails come to mind).
chris has to make sure that he gets the final laugh, the final say. And that final say must keep the other person from retaliation
because if the other person retaliated, Chris might have to, you know, think and work for a reply.
And Chris doesn't want that because that means he failed, his great plan didn't work as he wanted.
(like it usually does, because he can't get it in his head that people don't think like he does; rather hypocritical since he complains that being autistic, he can't read minds and that everyone should know that and stop expecting him to actually try to understand people).

'''''"The Jerkhief initially feels no adverse effect and rises to fight back, but the curse soon sets in; he slips on a banana peel, breaks his glasses, and learns that his wife has just divorced him over his smoking habit."'''''
Chris here pretty much shows himself as being the forth in his idea of the holy trinity.
He has the power to bend the free will of others to his own liking, he made a banana peel spontaneously come into existence (he also thinks his stomach is directly connected to his C-Sack, but that's another story).
Chris probably likens himself to a god.

'''''"The Jerkhief's life is shattered, and Chris makes sure the broken man understands that his has reaped what he sowed. The Jerkhief cries that his soul hurts; Chris callously responds that he's suffered worse... "'''''
Chris likes to claim that his autism keeps him from understanding people... I call bullshit with a capitol B.
I know someone with autism, worse than Chris's.
But even she understands what it would feel like, part of it is imagination.
Imagining being in the other person's shoes, But Chris can't do this, because he has no imagination.
The other part is dropping your ego.
Where you have to let go of how you feel towards that person, or any situation you yourself is going through, and see with neutral eyes.
Chris can't do this either since to him, everything bad that happens to him is more important and worse than anything else someone is going through
lost your wife and broke your glasses? well that's too bad, I was mildly inconvenienced by someone doing their job.
I wouldn't be surprised when he heard of the disasters in New Orleans/Haiti/(recent large disaster here) and thought "that's nothing, I got trolled and got no china yet, I have it much worse *virgin rage*"
[[Image:Chrisatheavensgate.png|thumb|And by life, I mean life as a virgin]]
===Sonichu 8: Episode 17===
'''''A Sonichu's penis and testicles reside entirely within its abdominal cavity. While the testicles are permanently contained behind a "bone-like structure" for protection, the penis can emerge for urination or intercourse when the Sonichu leans forward, causing the erect penis to "slide out" purely by gravitational force. This presumably means Sonichu must be erect in order to urinate.'''''
Now I haven't seen the page that shows this (yet), but It's obvious to me that this fulfills two things for Chris (since being a sonichu is what he wants to be). One, Chris thinks that if his duck had a pocket to hid in, instead of getting bent in his 3 sizes too small pants over his 3 sizes too small underwear. And this allows him to always be on top when it comes to sexy time. I think with Chris, Sex time is the only time in the house in which a man should be the top, and every other time in the house the woman is the one doing the duties (because he's old fashioned, but then again, he doesn't realize a house woman/business man system only works if the man fucking has a job)
==Chris And...==
===Chris and writing===
I find it odd that I'm currently reading "House of Leaves" and it's easier to follow than the Sonichu comics... I'm not joking.
[[Image:Kellie Andes Pop Art.jpg|thumb|More Like OH MY CHRIS]]
===Chris and Sex===
Coming soon after some consultation...
===Chris and tolerance===
Something about Chris's hate for homos really bugs me. Gay men wont take women, more gay men, more women for Chris. But he's fine with lesbians, but that's bad since more lesbians means less women for Chris. Of course I'm betting chris says that so other women wont think of him as a bigot... durr! But what I'm getting at, Chris wants a woman but hates jerks that get HIS women. But he wants to get rid of men who wont get his women, wants more women that wont go out with him.
Asexual are an interesting thing too, I doubt Chris gives a shit about asexual men, but as long as there are Asexual men, there's going to be Asexual women.
A question to anyone who reads this, has Chris ever claimed that homosexuality is unnatural? If he did, I will LAUGH!

==Emily==
===Post-date conversation transcript===
'''''"Chris: Umm. Well, this is the, uh... Well, uh, all I can say is, uh, I’m sorry about if you feel—if you feel—if I--that if I mistreated you, and, uh, somewhat, if you—if you felt like I, uh, did wrong."'''''
Really Chris? Really? You make a person feel uncomfortable, and instead of growing a pair, you shift the blame away (because your stupid fucking ego can't handle it). You blame the other person for feeling uncomfortable! I guess it's your fault that all those ads on your stupid wiki make you feel like you're going to die, and you know what? you deserve feeling that every time you let your childish mind connect pickles to dicks and homosexuality, you deserve it you egocentric twat! You deserve every ounce of pain every troll has squeezed out of you. BECAUSE IT'S YOUR FAULT THAT YOU FEEL THAT WAY! no one trolls you Chris. You troll yourself. You hurt yourself, and what's sad is that, you really do hurt yourself when you don't look back and learn from your dumb mistakes. You hurt yourself when you shift all the blame away from you, and make it everyone's (everyone but you that is) fault. Which, when you think about it... Chris is right... but not in the way he thinks, because he can't think of being the cause of anything bad.
==Emails==
===Autism Awareness E-mails===
'''''Second, I DISAGREE, and I personally DO NOT CARE FOR "Aspergers"''''' BAW BAW BAW REALITY SHOULD BE CONTROLLED BY ME!!!!
'''''People think Aspergers should STEAL the Reputation that Autism has earned over the number of years;''''''' What people? damn chris you are paranoid as FUCK!
'''And I do not give a c*** about what "Scientists" may or may not have found there either. IN MY VIEW, Aspergers IS NOT Autism.''''' yeah fuck scientists, it's not like they study this shit... oh wait, they do. oh hell, even if they do it doesn't matter, they disagree WITH ME BAW BAW BAW! Chris, for dissing science and scientists, turn off your computer and live in a forest you hypocrite!
==Videos==
===Animal Crossing Documentary===
'''''"He also expresses his distaste for the Playstation 2 and the Playstation"'''''
Motherfucker (no pun intended) just made it PERSONAL!!!

===100 2178===
'''''"And it all just went downhill. I bet, even Greene County had something to do with influencing that goddamn Michael Snyder to see f- to see any... so recourse... or... anything like that to make him pretend to have a reason to kick me out, quote-unquote "scaaaaring his customers away!" [Flips off the camera]You goddamn, greedy... Snyder! "''''' And with this, I fear my suspicions of Chris true. No longer is he an egotistical twat. but a conspiracy theorist to boot. Not satisfied with just simply noting that nothing bad is his fault, he is now trying to make connections everywhere, he is forcing pieces to fit because he needs pieces to fit. If you think I'm taking this too far, think about this. Conspiracy Theorists tend to work with a "with me/against me" attitude, and the "with me" group is a TRUE and HONEST bunch of people that likes everything the Theorist likes. the "against me" is a huge evil government/Illuminati group that works together to push the Theorist down, and if anyone so much as looks at the Theorist the wrong way, s/he is part of that huge evil group, there is no middle ground. Basically, to Chris, you're a TRUE/HONEST sonichu fan... or someone who works for ED/4cent/Greene county/Michael Snyder/etc. And the evil people are the ones who make excuses, or stop Chris from his HONEST work. Evil woman who takes away his signs of attraction. Evil Jerkops and such that run him away from their stores (and huge straws). Evil women who make excuses for not <s>fucking</s> dating Chris. Boyfriends who take away <s>potential china</s> pretty girlfriends. Michael, who is a troll, why? He made up excuses so Chris can't do what he wants. Of course the world is out to get Chris, all he has now are sonichu fans and his parents.

'''TL;DR'''Chris pretty much the very model of a modern conspiracy nut. He connects dots no where near each other. uses confirmation bias out the ass. projects himself onto others. and acts like the people he loathes. hell, according to this quote from the other wiki ''"Hofstadter also noted that "sexual freedom" is a vice frequently attributed to the conspiracist's target group, noting that "very often the fantasies of true believers reveal strong sadomasochistic outlets, vividly expressed, for example, in the delight of anti-Masons with the cruelty of Masonic punishments."'' and we know Chris sure loves killing people who have done him wrong. And that's not mentioning his Denial and dancing around subjects he doesn't like to talk about. so with my argument presented, agree with me, or I'll make a drawing of you being killed, you evil greedy Snyder fan.

===05142010===
OH MY GOD! I think I barfed in my mouth. He used the death of another person to get sympathy. Is this the new norm Chris? are you going to watch the news, take the worst story, make a video of you going "something happened, I HAVE AUTISM AND PITY ME BECAUSE I'M GOOD". You make me sick Chris, you damned news whore! Sure, I guess he's subconsciously became attached to the story because of the subject matter (boo hoo, one less china in the world, unless Chrissy really stoops). But damnit Chris, whoring dead people so you can cry out "BUT I HAVE IT WORSE". I hope you die Chris, then you can whine about how bad life is for you.

==Misc.==
===Chris catching the fairer sex===
I find it odd and very stupid that chris spends time observing women to see what they like so he can get one (if it's possible, think of the hula hoop at FAF), but he doesn't look at other men to see what they wear, what they act like, how they dance, etc. Chris seems to take a short cut "if I just have one thing in common with her, we become friends, and then BOOM! china!" rather than the correct way "If I look respectable and act respectable, then a woman might find me interesting." (but that means spending money on good clothes, having to actually talk to people on subjects other than VIDYA GAYMS AN TROLLS AN DUCKS AN CHINA, and it might take more than a month to get to the third date, and even then, she might say "no thanks, I'll wait before we do the hanky panky") Of course he might also not do the longer way because to him, women are shallow and having a few things in common is all that matters, as long as she gets happy with his dick and has cash to shop for shoes (chris's woman needs to be fresh from the shop remember).

User:SenorTucan

2010-08-18T15:38:50Z

SenorTucan: Sonichu 8: Episode 17

A bored wondering nomadic internet person who stumbled upon the weirderful world of CWish-Chan
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=My thoughts of Chris=
all quotes in bold & italicized come from this (the CWCki) Wiki
plain vanilla italics texts are quotes and/or paraphrases from other sources.
==Sonichu comics==
===Non episode thoughts===
I just realized something, Chris believes that his comics and everything therein is real, every character is a real person that has a life.In his comics Chris has written the deaths and murders of HUNDREDS of people. Chris has KILLED PEOPLE and he doesn't seem to care. Sure Chris wouldn't do this in real life, but if Chris had control of his own country (he can't just have a city, because if his city was like that he would be in big trouble from the rest of the country) and was it's ruler, he would have people he didn't like kidnapped and killed, or gays forced into straight lifestyles. I'm glad chris is a loser, this person doesn't need power he can only do horrible things with it. Now I'm also willing to bet that chris doesn't actually believe that he killed real people in his comics, but he also believes that sonichu and the like are real. This would require chris-logic to explain, and I have none
===Sonichu 0: Sub-Episode 1===
'''''"His enemy beaten, Chris decides to unleash his Special Ultimate Attack, the dreaded Curse-ye-ha-me-ha"'''''
Chris seems to have this things about adding injury to insult (and yes, being beaten by a sonic-ripoff/manchild is an insult).
It's bad enough that I beat you in a fight, but I must curse you too/it's bad enough that I took your girlfriend, but I must shoot you in the leg too.
(there are more examples of this, the Jackie E-mails come to mind).
chris has to make sure that he gets the final laugh, the final say. And that final say must keep the other person from retaliation
because if the other person retaliated, Chris might have to, you know, think and work for a reply.
And Chris doesn't want that because that means he failed, his great plan didn't work as he wanted.
(like it usually does, because he can't get it in his head that people don't think like he does; rather hypocritical since he complains that being autistic, he can't read minds and that everyone should know that and stop expecting him to actually try to understand people).

'''''"The Jerkhief initially feels no adverse effect and rises to fight back, but the curse soon sets in; he slips on a banana peel, breaks his glasses, and learns that his wife has just divorced him over his smoking habit."'''''
Chris here pretty much shows himself as being the forth in his idea of the holy trinity.
He has the power to bend the free will of others to his own liking, he made a banana peel spontaneously come into existence (he also thinks his stomach is directly connected to his C-Sack, but that's another story).
Chris probably likens himself to a god.

'''''"The Jerkhief's life is shattered, and Chris makes sure the broken man understands that his has reaped what he sowed. The Jerkhief cries that his soul hurts; Chris callously responds that he's suffered worse... "'''''
Chris likes to claim that his autism keeps him from understanding people... I call bullshit with a capitol B.
I know someone with autism, worse than Chris's.
But even she understands what it would feel like, part of it is imagination.
Imagining being in the other person's shoes, But Chris can't do this, because he has no imagination.
The other part is dropping your ego.
Where you have to let go of how you feel towards that person, or any situation you yourself is going through, and see with neutral eyes.
Chris can't do this either since to him, everything bad that happens to him is more important and worse than anything else someone is going through
lost your wife and broke your glasses? well that's too bad, I was mildly inconvenienced by someone doing their job.
I wouldn't be surprised when he heard of the disasters in New Orleans/Haiti/(recent large disaster here) and thought "that's nothing, I got trolled and got no china yet, I have it much worse *virgin rage*"
[[Image:Chrisatheavensgate.png|thumb|And by life, I mean life as a virgin]]
===Sonichu 8: Episode 17===
'''''A Sonichu's penis and testicles reside entirely within its abdominal cavity. While the testicles are permanently contained behind a "bone-like structure" for protection, the penis can emerge for urination or intercourse when the Sonichu leans forward, causing the erect penis to "slide out" purely by gravitational force. This presumably means Sonichu must be erect in order to urinate.'''''
Now I haven't seen the page that shows this (yet), but It's obvious to me that this fulfills two things for Chris (since being a sonichu is what he wants to be). One, Chris thinks that if his duck had a pocket to hid in, instead of getting bent in his 3 sizes too small pants over his 3 sizes too small underwear. And this allows him to always be on top when it comes to sexy time. I think with Chris, Sex time is the only time in the house in which a man should be the top, and every other time in the house the woman is the one doing the duties (because he's old fashioned, but then again, he doesn't realize a house woman/business man system only works if the man fucking has a job)
==Chris And...==
===Chris and writing===
I find it odd that I'm currently reading "House of Leaves" and it's easier to follow than the Sonichu comics... I'm not joking.
[[Image:Kellie Andes Pop Art.jpg|thumb|More Like OH MY CHRIS]]
===Chris and Sex===
Coming soon after some consultation...
===Chris and tolerance===
Something about Chris's hate for homos really bugs me. Gay men wont take women, more gay men, more women for Chris. But he's fine with lesbians, but that's bad since more lesbians means less women for Chris. Of course I'm betting chris says that so other women wont think of him as a bigot... durr! But what I'm getting at, Chris wants a woman but hates jerks that get HIS women. But he wants to get rid of men who wont get his women, wants more women that wont go out with him.
Asexual are an interesting thing too, I doubt Chris gives a shit about asexual men, but as long as there are Asexual men, there's going to be Asexual women.
A question to anyone who reads this, has Chris ever claimed that homosexuality is unnatural? If he did, I will LAUGH!

==Emily==
===Post-date conversation transcript===
'''''"Chris: Umm. Well, this is the, uh... Well, uh, all I can say is, uh, I’m sorry about if you feel—if you feel—if I--that if I mistreated you, and, uh, somewhat, if you—if you felt like I, uh, did wrong."'''''
Really Chris? Really? You make a person feel uncomfortable, and instead of growing a pair, you shift the blame away (because your stupid fucking ego can't handle it). You blame the other person for feeling uncomfortable! I guess it's your fault that all those ads on your stupid wiki make you feel like you're going to die, and you know what? you deserve feeling that every time you let your childish mind connect pickles to dicks and homosexuality, you deserve it you egocentric twat! You deserve every ounce of pain every troll has squeezed out of you. BECAUSE IT'S YOUR FAULT THAT YOU FEEL THAT WAY! no one trolls you Chris. You troll yourself. You hurt yourself, and what's sad is that, you really do hurt yourself when you don't look back and learn from your dumb mistakes. You hurt yourself when you shift all the blame away from you, and make it everyone's (everyone but you that is) fault. Which, when you think about it... Chris is right... but not in the way he thinks, because he can't think of being the cause of anything bad.
==Emails==
===Autism Awareness E-mails===
'''''Second, I DISAGREE, and I personally DO NOT CARE FOR "Aspergers"''''' BAW BAW BAW REALITY SHOULD BE CONTROLLED BY ME!!!!
'''''People think Aspergers should STEAL the Reputation that Autism has earned over the number of years;''''''' What people? damn chris you are paranoid as FUCK!
'''And I do not give a c*** about what "Scientists" may or may not have found there either. IN MY VIEW, Aspergers IS NOT Autism.''''' yeah fuck scientists, it's not like they study this shit... oh wait, they do. oh hell, even if they do it doesn't matter, they disagree WITH ME BAW BAW BAW! Chris, for dissing science and scientists, turn off your computer and live in a forest you hypocrite!
==Videos==
===Animal Crossing Documentary===
'''''"He also expresses his distaste for the Playstation 2 and the Playstation"'''''
Motherfucker (no pun intended) just made it PERSONAL!!!

===100 2178===
'''''"And it all just went downhill. I bet, even Greene County had something to do with influencing that goddamn Michael Snyder to see f- to see any... so recourse... or... anything like that to make him pretend to have a reason to kick me out, quote-unquote "scaaaaring his customers away!" [Flips off the camera]You goddamn, greedy... Snyder! "''''' And with this, I fear my suspicions of Chris true. No longer is he an egotistical twat. but a conspiracy theorist to boot. Not satisfied with just simply noting that nothing bad is his fault, he is now trying to make connections everywhere, he is forcing pieces to fit because he needs pieces to fit. If you think I'm taking this too far, think about this. Conspiracy Theorists tend to work with a "with me/against me" attitude, and the "with me" group is a TRUE and HONEST bunch of people that likes everything the Theorist likes. the "against me" is a huge evil government/Illuminati group that works together to push the Theorist down, and if anyone so much as looks at the Theorist the wrong way, s/he is part of that huge evil group, there is no middle ground. Basically, to Chris, you're a TRUE/HONEST sonichu fan... or someone who works for ED/4cent/Greene county/Michael Snyder/etc. And the evil people are the ones who make excuses, or stop Chris from his HONEST work. Evil woman who takes away his signs of attraction. Evil Jerkops and such that run him away from their stores (and huge straws). Evil women who make excuses for not <s>fucking</s> dating Chris. Boyfriends who take away <s>potential china</s> pretty girlfriends. Michael, who is a troll, why? He made up excuses so Chris can't do what he wants. Of course the world is out to get Chris, all he has now are sonichu fans and his parents.

'''TL;DR'''Chris pretty much the very model of a modern conspiracy nut. He connects dots no where near each other. uses confirmation bias out the ass. projects himself onto others. and acts like the people he loathes. hell, according to this quote from the other wiki ''"Hofstadter also noted that "sexual freedom" is a vice frequently attributed to the conspiracist's target group, noting that "very often the fantasies of true believers reveal strong sadomasochistic outlets, vividly expressed, for example, in the delight of anti-Masons with the cruelty of Masonic punishments."'' and we know Chris sure loves killing people who have done him wrong. And that's not mentioning his Denial and dancing around subjects he doesn't like to talk about. so with my argument presented, agree with me, or I'll make a drawing of you being killed, you evil greedy Snyder fan.

===05142010===
OH MY GOD! I think I barfed in my mouth. He used the death of another person to get sympathy. Is this the new norm Chris? are you going to watch the news, take the worst story, make a video of you going "something happened, I HAVE AUTISM AND PITY ME BECAUSE I'M GOOD". You make me sick Chris, you damned news whore! Sure, I guess he's subconsciously became attached to the story because of the subject matter (boo hoo, one less china in the world, unless Chrissy really stoops). But damnit Chris, whoring dead people so you can cry out "BUT I HAVE IT WORSE". I hope you die Chris, then you can whine about how bad life is for you.

Talk:Magi-Chan

2010-08-02T15:35:54Z

SenorTucan: /* The Name */

Seriously, just created a stub for this. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 23:58, 22 March 2009 (CET)
==The Name==
I get it! It's a pun based off the word 'Magician'--[[User:Robotnik|Robotnik]] 00:46, 16 April 2009 (CEST)
*It took me a while to get that myself, but then again I'm a bit of an ASS PIE. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:39, 5 January 2010 (UTC)
Poor Magi-Chan. He must be so lonely and cynical because he's seen every depraved sex act in CWCville, including the Missionary Cowboy and Chris' huge, bent duck. How can this man desire romance when he's seen so much? --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 16:59, 5 January 2010 (UTC)
:*Or Magi-Chan is just another perverted representation of Chris's psyche; His desire to sneak, watch and punish those who perform the acts that arouse him ([[Homos]] & [[Pedofork|Pedoforks]]). [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 17:57, 5 January 2010 (UTC)
::*No way. This proves that Magi-Chan = gay is cannon. I mean... he's in charge of finding every homosexual person in CWCville, yet nobody has every been thrown in CWCville prison fior homosexual acts. He's all like, "Yup. Carry on." Dude is gaaaaaaay... --17:51, 5 January 2010 (UTC)
:::*Good point there. This means that Magi-Chan is running the equivalent of a pink "Schindler's List" in CWCville. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 17:57, 5 January 2010 (UTC)
:::*Naw dude, this is a position Magi-chan relishes. He'll watch people have gay sex, then as soon as he finishes jerking off, he busts them. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:37, 5 January 2010 (UTC)
:::* My take? Magi-chan just pretends to be psychic-scanning, because Chris can't tell whether or not Magi-chan is doing anything in that regard. In general, he seems to be pretty lazy and apathetic, since he barely does anything; so the psychic-scanning-for-homos is probably just an excuse for him to watch TV, take a nap or read the funnies. Just imagine the cliche of the night shift security guard, but apply it to a psychic hedgehog. --[[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 07:25, 12 January 2010 (UTC)

I'm not so sure "-chan" is solely for girls. --[[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 07:25, 12 January 2010 (UTC)
*It's commonly used for teenage girls, little kids or animals. He is some kind of animal, so it works, though probably unintentionally.--[[user:yawn|Yawn]] 7:47, 12 January 2009 (UTC)
* Maybe the '-chan' is meant to be an 'exotic sounding' surname of some sorts, like "Jackie Chan"? -[[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 19:36, 12 January 2010 (UTC)
:* Let's remember that "Chan" can be a diminutive of our favorite Man-Child surname; ''Chandler''.
::* Makes sense knowing that Sonichu, Rosechu and the Chaotic Combo are all technically his 'children'. --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 16:26, 12 January 2010 (EST)

The name is indeed a pun, as said by Chris himself. I'd cite it, but I can't remember which video it is. All I remember was that he was being interviewed by this small team of cartoonists or something on Youtube. If anyone knows which video I'm talking about, that would help. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 03:35, 2 August 2010 (UTC)
*[[DPF phonecall]]. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 07:45, 2 August 2010 (PDT)
*:Thanks, I got it down now. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 08:24, 2 August 2010 (PDT)
*::Aside from Chris-Chan and Magi-Chan, has chris made another oh so HILARIOUS pun with chan? because I can't think of any. also I bet chris thinks using Chan is like THE BEST WORDPLAY EVAR!! (Wordplay, is that like foreplay with dictionaries)[[User:SenorTucan|SenorTucan]] 08:35, 2 August 2010 (PDT)

== magi-chan by xent ==

should we add that to the article since magi-chan is the main character or should we add it to the fan works section of the cwcki?

If you want to read it, its at the /cxc/ board. http://legi0n.789chan.org/cxc/res/20.html

If nobody knows who xent is, he's the guy who wrote "chris gets laid"

:* Two golden rules. First, sign your message with four "~" like this. It will stamp your name and the date you have posted the message. So we will all know that it is you, Flyingdingo0827 who posted it. Second, If Chris dint mention the fan work, it goes into the fan section. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 05:02, 18 January 2010 (UTC)

:*thanks for the tip Mr. Griffin, I'll keep that in mind [[User:Flyingdingo0827|Flyingdingo0827]] 06:04, 18 January 2010 (UTC)

==Magi-Chan or Magi-chan==

Is there an official position on the capitalization of Magi's chan? [[User:Parapluie|Parapluie]] 14:42, 21 February 2010 (UTC)
*Who cares? Chris is such a damn fucking moron he probably doesn't know, himself. --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 16:27, 21 February 2010 (EST)
* Magi-Chan's box on the Cwcipedia, and the fancy title from Sonichu 3 have it as ''M''agi-''C''han. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 00:26, 22 February 2010 (UTC)

== Romance with Silvana ==
According to CWCipedia, Magi-Chan and Silvana have already gotten together. It happened sometime after Sonichu 10, offscreen. You heard me. One of his major story arcs has just ended offscreen. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 04:34, 14 April 2010 (UTC)
*I'm not sure if we should add it, yet. It still hasn't been drawn into the comic, ergo it should be of little significance to this article. And knowing how things tend to change in the Sonichu plot given the outside influence from the trolls (e.i. Asperchu, Clyde, Jack, Etc..) it may change...That, and I fucking hate the idea of the only fairly-interesting character in this god-forsaken series getting paired up with a faggot like Magi-Chan. I dunno. It just seems wrong to me.... --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 11:12, 14 April 2010 (EST)
**I thought Magi-Chan WAS the only fairly interesting character.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 15:40, 14 April 2010 (UTC)
***Not really. He's a stereotypical emofag with little personality build up who takes orders from a criminally insane despotic mayor and only appears in peoples' thoughts. If Magi had any sort of intelligence what so ever he would've gotten rid of Chris years ago....That, or join PVCC or some kinda shit...And by character, I meant the Rosechu Species.--[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 11:48, 14 April 2010 (EST)
****Added a block quote at the beginning about this, just because Chris essentially says that Magi-Chan loves something with a cock.[[User:WarOfTheBees|WarOfTheBees]] 17:59, 19 May 2010 (UTC)

== Irony ==
I find it ironic that Magi-chan is apathetic towards human romance (much like Dr. Manhattan) but cares about humanity enough to peek into the sex lives of a bunch of retards living in a shithole, If Sonichu was written by a decent author, Magi-chan would be building glass spaceships on Mars.--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 20:54, 3 June 2010 (UTC)

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2010-07-31T20:33:28Z

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2010-07-31T20:16:41Z

SenorTucan:

A bored wondering nomadic internet person who stumbled upon the weirderful world of CWish-Chan
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=My thoughts of Chris=
all quotes in bold & italicized come from this (the CWCki) Wiki
plain vanilla italics texts are quotes and/or paraphrases from other sources.
==Sonichu comics==
===Non episode thoughts===
I just realized something, Chris believes that his comics and everything therein is real, every character is a real person that has a life.In his comics Chris has written the deaths and murders of HUNDREDS of people. Chris has KILLED PEOPLE and he doesn't seem to care. Sure Chris wouldn't do this in real life, but if Chris had control of his own country (he can't just have a city, because if his city was like that he would be in big trouble from the rest of the country) and was it's ruler, he would have people he didn't like kidnapped and killed, or gays forced into straight lifestyles. I'm glad chris is a loser, this person doesn't need power he can only do horrible things with it. Now I'm also willing to bet that chris doesn't actually believe that he killed real people in his comics, but he also believes that sonichu and the like are real. This would require chris-logic to explain, and I have none
===Sonichu 0: Sub-Episode 1===
'''''"His enemy beaten, Chris decides to unleash his Special Ultimate Attack, the dreaded Curse-ye-ha-me-ha"'''''
Chris seems to have this things about adding injury to insult (and yes, being beaten by a sonic-ripoff/manchild is an insult).
It's bad enough that I beat you in a fight, but I must curse you too/it's bad enough that I took your girlfriend, but I must shoot you in the leg too.
(there are more examples of this, the Jackie E-mails come to mind).
chris has to make sure that he gets the final laugh, the final say. And that final say must keep the other person from retaliation
because if the other person retaliated, Chris might have to, you know, think and work for a reply.
And Chris doesn't want that because that means he failed, his great plan didn't work as he wanted.
(like it usually does, because he can't get it in his head that people don't think like he does; rather hypocritical since he complains that being autistic, he can't read minds and that everyone should know that and stop expecting him to actually try to understand people).

'''''"The Jerkhief initially feels no adverse effect and rises to fight back, but the curse soon sets in; he slips on a banana peel, breaks his glasses, and learns that his wife has just divorced him over his smoking habit."'''''
Chris here pretty much shows himself as being the forth in his idea of the holy trinity.
He has the power to bend the free will of others to his own liking, he made a banana peel spontaneously come into existence (he also thinks his stomach is directly connected to his C-Sack, but that's another story).
Chris probably likens himself to a god.

'''''"The Jerkhief's life is shattered, and Chris makes sure the broken man understands that his has reaped what he sowed. The Jerkhief cries that his soul hurts; Chris callously responds that he's suffered worse... "'''''
Chris likes to claim that his autism keeps him from understanding people... I call bullshit with a capitol B.
I know someone with autism, worse than Chris's.
But even she understands what it would feel like, part of it is imagination.
Imagining being in the other person's shoes, But Chris can't do this, because he has no imagination.
The other part is dropping your ego.
Where you have to let go of how you feel towards that person, or any situation you yourself is going through, and see with neutral eyes.
Chris can't do this either since to him, everything bad that happens to him is more important and worse than anything else someone is going through
lost your wife and broke your glasses? well that's too bad, I was mildly inconvenienced by someone doing their job.
I wouldn't be surprised when he heard of the disasters in New Orleans/Haiti/(recent large disaster here) and thought "that's nothing, I got trolled and got no china yet, I have it much worse *virgin rage*"
[[Image:Chrisatheavensgate.png|thumb|And by life, I mean life as a virgin]]
==Chris And...==
===Chris and writing===
I find it odd that I'm currently reading "House of Leaves" and it's easier to follow than the Sonichu comics... I'm not joking.
[[Image:Kellie Andes Pop Art.jpg|thumb|More Like OH MY CHRIS]]
===Chris and Sex===
Coming soon after some consultation...
===Chris and tolerance===
Something about Chris's hate for homos really bugs me. Gay men wont take women, more gay men, more women for Chris. But he's fine with lesbians, but that's bad since more lesbians means less women for Chris. Of course I'm betting chris says that so other women wont think of him as a bigot... durr! But what I'm getting at, Chris wants a woman but hates jerks that get HIS women. But he wants to get rid of men who wont get his women, wants more women that wont go out with him.
Asexual are an interesting thing too, I doubt Chris gives a shit about asexual men, but as long as there are Asexual men, there's going to be Asexual women.
A question to anyone who reads this, has Chris ever claimed that homosexuality is unnatural? If he did, I will LAUGH!

==Emily==
===Post-date conversation transcript===
'''''"Chris: Umm. Well, this is the, uh... Well, uh, all I can say is, uh, I’m sorry about if you feel—if you feel—if I--that if I mistreated you, and, uh, somewhat, if you—if you felt like I, uh, did wrong."'''''
Really Chris? Really? You make a person feel uncomfortable, and instead of growing a pair, you shift the blame away (because your stupid fucking ego can't handle it). You blame the other person for feeling uncomfortable! I guess it's your fault that all those ads on your stupid wiki make you feel like you're going to die, and you know what? you deserve feeling that every time you let your childish mind connect pickles to dicks and homosexuality, you deserve it you egocentric twat! You deserve every ounce of pain every troll has squeezed out of you. BECAUSE IT'S YOUR FAULT THAT YOU FEEL THAT WAY! no one trolls you Chris. You troll yourself. You hurt yourself, and what's sad is that, you really do hurt yourself when you don't look back and learn from your dumb mistakes. You hurt yourself when you shift all the blame away from you, and make it everyone's (everyone but you that is) fault. Which, when you think about it... Chris is right... but not in the way he thinks, because he can't think of being the cause of anything bad.
==Emails==
===Autism Awareness E-mails===
'''''Second, I DISAGREE, and I personally DO NOT CARE FOR "Aspergers"''''' BAW BAW BAW REALITY SHOULD BE CONTROLLED BY ME!!!!
'''''People think Aspergers should STEAL the Reputation that Autism has earned over the number of years;''''''' What people? damn chris you are paranoid as FUCK!
'''And I do not give a c*** about what "Scientists" may or may not have found there either. IN MY VIEW, Aspergers IS NOT Autism.''''' yeah fuck scientists, it's not like they study this shit... oh wait, they do. oh hell, even if they do it doesn't matter, they disagree WITH ME BAW BAW BAW! Chris, for dissing science and scientists, turn off your computer and live in a forest you hypocrite!
==Videos==
===Animal Crossing Documentary===
'''''"He also expresses his distaste for the Playstation 2 and the Playstation"'''''
Motherfucker (no pun intended) just made it PERSONAL!!!

===100 2178===
'''''"And it all just went downhill. I bet, even Greene County had something to do with influencing that goddamn Michael Snyder to see f- to see any... so recourse... or... anything like that to make him pretend to have a reason to kick me out, quote-unquote "scaaaaring his customers away!" [Flips off the camera]You goddamn, greedy... Snyder! "''''' And with this, I fear my suspicions of Chris true. No longer is he an egotistical twat. but a conspiracy theorist to boot. Not satisfied with just simply noting that nothing bad is his fault, he is now trying to make connections everywhere, he is forcing pieces to fit because he needs pieces to fit. If you think I'm taking this too far, think about this. Conspiracy Theorists tend to work with a "with me/against me" attitude, and the "with me" group is a TRUE and HONEST bunch of people that likes everything the Theorist likes. the "against me" is a huge evil government/Illuminati group that works together to push the Theorist down, and if anyone so much as looks at the Theorist the wrong way, s/he is part of that huge evil group, there is no middle ground. Basically, to Chris, you're a TRUE/HONEST sonichu fan... or someone who works for ED/4cent/Greene county/Michael Snyder/etc. And the evil people are the ones who make excuses, or stop Chris from his HONEST work. Evil woman who takes away his signs of attraction. Evil Jerkops and such that run him away from their stores (and huge straws). Evil women who make excuses for not <s>fucking</s> dating Chris. Boyfriends who take away <s>potential china</s> pretty girlfriends. Michael, who is a troll, why? He made up excuses so Chris can't do what he wants. Of course the world is out to get Chris, all he has now are sonichu fans and his parents.

'''TL;DR'''Chris pretty much the very model of a modern conspiracy nut. He connects dots no where near each other. uses confirmation bias out the ass. projects himself onto others. and acts like the people he loathes. hell, according to this quote from the other wiki ''"Hofstadter also noted that "sexual freedom" is a vice frequently attributed to the conspiracist's target group, noting that "very often the fantasies of true believers reveal strong sadomasochistic outlets, vividly expressed, for example, in the delight of anti-Masons with the cruelty of Masonic punishments."'' and we know Chris sure loves killing people who have done him wrong. And that's not mentioning his Denial and dancing around subjects he doesn't like to talk about. so with my argument presented, agree with me, or I'll make a drawing of you being killed, you evil greedy Snyder fan.

===05142010===
OH MY GOD! I think I barfed in my mouth. He used the death of another person to get sympathy. Is this the new norm Chris? are you going to watch the news, take the worst story, make a video of you going "something happened, I HAVE AUTISM AND PITY ME BECAUSE I'M GOOD". You make me sick Chris, you damned news whore! Sure, I guess he's subconsciously became attached to the story because of the subject matter (boo hoo, one less china in the world, unless Chrissy really stoops). But damnit Chris, whoring dead people so you can cry out "BUT I HAVE IT WORSE". I hope you die Chris, then you can whine about how bad life is for you.

User:SenorTucan

2010-07-21T14:45:46Z

SenorTucan:

A bored wondering nomadic internet person who stumbled upon the weirderful world of CWish-Chan
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=My thoughts of Chris=
all quotes in bold & italicized come from this (the CWCki) Wiki
plain vanilla italics texts are quotes and/or paraphrases from other sources.
==Sonichu comics==
===Non episode thoughts===
I just realized something, Chris believes that his comics and everything therein is real, every character is a real person that has a life.In his comics Chris has written the deaths and murders of HUNDREDS of people. Chris has KILLED PEOPLE and he doesn't seem to care. Sure Chris wouldn't do this in real life, but if Chris had control of his own country (he can't just have a city, because if his city was like that he would be in big trouble from the rest of the country) and was it's ruler, he would have people he didn't like kidnapped and killed, or gays forced into straight lifestyles. I'm glad chris is a loser, this person doesn't need power he can only do horrible things with it. Now I'm also willing to bet that chris doesn't actually believe that he killed real people in his comics, but he also believes that sonichu and the like are real. This would require chris-logic to explain, and I have none
===Sonichu 0: Sub-Episode 1===
'''''"His enemy beaten, Chris decides to unleash his Special Ultimate Attack, the dreaded Curse-ye-ha-me-ha"'''''
Chris seems to have this things about adding injury to insult (and yes, being beaten by a sonic-ripoff/manchild is an insult).
It's bad enough that I beat you in a fight, but I must curse you too/it's bad enough that I took your girlfriend, but I must shoot you in the leg too.
(there are more examples of this, the Jackie E-mails come to mind).
chris has to make sure that he gets the final laugh, the final say. And that final say must keep the other person from retaliation
because if the other person retaliated, Chris might have to, you know, think and work for a reply.
And Chris doesn't want that because that means he failed, his great plan didn't work as he wanted.
(like it usually does, because he can't get it in his head that people don't think like he does; rather hypocritical since he complains that being autistic, he can't read minds and that everyone should know that and stop expecting him to actually try to understand people).

'''''"The Jerkhief initially feels no adverse effect and rises to fight back, but the curse soon sets in; he slips on a banana peel, breaks his glasses, and learns that his wife has just divorced him over his smoking habit."'''''
Chris here pretty much shows himself as being the forth in his idea of the holy trinity.
He has the power to bend the free will of others to his own liking, he made a banana peel spontaneously come into existence (he also thinks his stomach is directly connected to his C-Sack, but that's another story).
Chris probably likens himself to a god.

'''''"The Jerkhief's life is shattered, and Chris makes sure the broken man understands that his has reaped what he sowed. The Jerkhief cries that his soul hurts; Chris callously responds that he's suffered worse... "'''''
Chris likes to claim that his autism keeps him from understanding people... I call bullshit with a capitol B.
I know someone with autism, worse than Chris's.
But even she understands what it would feel like, part of it is imagination.
Imagining being in the other person's shoes, But Chris can't do this, because he has no imagination.
The other part is dropping your ego.
Where you have to let go of how you feel towards that person, or any situation you yourself is going through, and see with neutral eyes.
Chris can't do this either since to him, everything bad that happens to him is more important and worse than anything else someone is going through
lost your wife and broke your glasses? well that's too bad, I was mildly inconvenienced by someone doing their job.
I wouldn't be surprised when he heard of the disasters in New Orleans/Haiti/(recent large disaster here) and thought "that's nothing, I got trolled and got no china yet, I have it much worse *virgin rage*"
[[Image:Chrisatheavensgate.png|thumb|And by life, I mean life as a virgin]]
==Chris And...==
===Chris and writing===
I find it odd that I'm currently reading "House of Leaves" and it's easier to follow than the Sonichu comics... I'm not joking.
[[Image:Kellie Andes Pop Art.jpg|thumb|More Like OH MY CHRIS]]
===Chris and Sex===
Coming soon after some consultation...

==Emily==
===Post-date conversation transcript===
'''''"Chris: Umm. Well, this is the, uh... Well, uh, all I can say is, uh, I’m sorry about if you feel—if you feel—if I--that if I mistreated you, and, uh, somewhat, if you—if you felt like I, uh, did wrong."'''''
Really Chris? Really? You make a person feel uncomfortable, and instead of growing a pair, you shift the blame away (because your stupid fucking ego can't handle it). You blame the other person for feeling uncomfortable! I guess it's your fault that all those ads on your stupid wiki make you feel like you're going to die, and you know what? you deserve feeling that every time you let your childish mind connect pickles to dicks and homosexuality, you deserve it you egocentric twat! You deserve every ounce of pain every troll has squeezed out of you. BECAUSE IT'S YOUR FAULT THAT YOU FEEL THAT WAY! no one trolls you Chris. You troll yourself. You hurt yourself, and what's sad is that, you really do hurt yourself when you don't look back and learn from your dumb mistakes. You hurt yourself when you shift all the blame away from you, and make it everyone's (everyone but you that is) fault. Which, when you think about it... Chris is right... but not in the way he thinks, because he can't think of being the cause of anything bad.
==Emails==
===Autism Awareness E-mails===
'''''Second, I DISAGREE, and I personally DO NOT CARE FOR "Aspergers"''''' BAW BAW BAW REALITY SHOULD BE CONTROLLED BY ME!!!!
'''''People think Aspergers should STEAL the Reputation that Autism has earned over the number of years;''''''' What people? damn chris you are paranoid as FUCK!
'''And I do not give a c*** about what "Scientists" may or may not have found there either. IN MY VIEW, Aspergers IS NOT Autism.''''' yeah fuck scientists, it's not like they study this shit... oh wait, they do. oh hell, even if they do it doesn't matter, they disagree WITH ME BAW BAW BAW! Chris, for dissing science and scientists, turn off your computer and live in a forest you hypocrite!
==Videos==
===Animal Crossing Documentary===
'''''"He also expresses his distaste for the Playstation 2 and the Playstation"'''''
Motherfucker (no pun intended) just made it PERSONAL!!!

===100 2178===
'''''"And it all just went downhill. I bet, even Greene County had something to do with influencing that goddamn Michael Snyder to see f- to see any... so recourse... or... anything like that to make him pretend to have a reason to kick me out, quote-unquote "scaaaaring his customers away!" [Flips off the camera]You goddamn, greedy... Snyder! "''''' And with this, I fear my suspicions of Chris true. No longer is he an egotistical twat. but a conspiracy theorist to boot. Not satisfied with just simply noting that nothing bad is his fault, he is now trying to make connections everywhere, he is forcing pieces to fit because he needs pieces to fit. If you think I'm taking this too far, think about this. Conspiracy Theorists tend to work with a "with me/against me" attitude, and the "with me" group is a TRUE and HONEST bunch of people that likes everything the Theorist likes. the "against me" is a huge evil government/Illuminati group that works together to push the Theorist down, and if anyone so much as looks at the Theorist the wrong way, s/he is part of that huge evil group, there is no middle ground. Basically, to Chris, you're a TRUE/HONEST sonichu fan... or someone who works for ED/4cent/Greene county/Michael Snyder/etc. And the evil people are the ones who make excuses, or stop Chris from his HONEST work. Evil woman who takes away his signs of attraction. Evil Jerkops and such that run him away from their stores (and huge straws). Evil women who make excuses for not <s>fucking</s> dating Chris. Boyfriends who take away <s>potential china</s> pretty girlfriends. Michael, who is a troll, why? He made up excuses so Chris can't do what he wants. Of course the world is out to get Chris, all he has now are sonichu fans and his parents.

'''TL;DR'''Chris pretty much the very model of a modern conspiracy nut. He connects dots no where near each other. uses confirmation bias out the ass. projects himself onto others. and acts like the people he loathes. hell, according to this quote from the other wiki ''"Hofstadter also noted that "sexual freedom" is a vice frequently attributed to the conspiracist's target group, noting that "very often the fantasies of true believers reveal strong sadomasochistic outlets, vividly expressed, for example, in the delight of anti-Masons with the cruelty of Masonic punishments."'' and we know Chris sure loves killing people who have done him wrong. And that's not mentioning his Denial and dancing around subjects he doesn't like to talk about. so with my argument presented, agree with me, or I'll make a drawing of you being killed, you evil greedy Snyder fan.

===05142010===
OH MY GOD! I think I barfed in my mouth. He used the death of another person to get sympathy. Is this the new norm Chris? are you going to watch the news, take the worst story, make a video of you going "something happened, I HAVE AUTISM AND PITY ME BECAUSE I'M GOOD". You make me sick Chris, you damned news whore! Sure, I guess he's subconsciously became attached to the story because of the subject matter (boo hoo, one less china in the world, unless Chrissy really stoops). But damnit Chris, whoring dead people so you can cry out "BUT I HAVE IT WORSE". I hope you die Chris, then you can whine about how bad life is for you.

User:SenorTucan

2010-07-21T14:29:59Z

SenorTucan:

A bored wondering nomadic internet person who stumbled upon the weirderful world of CWish-Chan

=My thoughts of Chris=
all quotes in bold & italicized come from this (the CWCki) Wiki
plain vanilla italics texts are quotes and/or paraphrases from other sources.
==Sonichu comics==
===Non episode thoughts===
I just realized something, Chris believes that his comics and everything therein is real, every character is a real person that has a life.In his comics Chris has written the deaths and murders of HUNDREDS of people. Chris has KILLED PEOPLE and he doesn't seem to care. Sure Chris wouldn't do this in real life, but if Chris had control of his own country (he can't just have a city, because if his city was like that he would be in big trouble from the rest of the country) and was it's ruler, he would have people he didn't like kidnapped and killed, or gays forced into straight lifestyles. I'm glad chris is a loser, this person doesn't need power he can only do horrible things with it. Now I'm also willing to bet that chris doesn't actually believe that he killed real people in his comics, but he also believes that sonichu and the like are real. This would require chris-logic to explain, and I have none
===Sonichu 0: Sub-Episode 1===
'''''"His enemy beaten, Chris decides to unleash his Special Ultimate Attack, the dreaded Curse-ye-ha-me-ha"'''''
Chris seems to have this things about adding injury to insult (and yes, being beaten by a sonic-ripoff/manchild is an insult).
It's bad enough that I beat you in a fight, but I must curse you too/it's bad enough that I took your girlfriend, but I must shoot you in the leg too.
(there are more examples of this, the Jackie E-mails come to mind).
chris has to make sure that he gets the final laugh, the final say. And that final say must keep the other person from retaliation
because if the other person retaliated, Chris might have to, you know, think and work for a reply.
And Chris doesn't want that because that means he failed, his great plan didn't work as he wanted.
(like it usually does, because he can't get it in his head that people don't think like he does; rather hypocritical since he complains that being autistic, he can't read minds and that everyone should know that and stop expecting him to actually try to understand people).

'''''"The Jerkhief initially feels no adverse effect and rises to fight back, but the curse soon sets in; he slips on a banana peel, breaks his glasses, and learns that his wife has just divorced him over his smoking habit."'''''
Chris here pretty much shows himself as being the forth in his idea of the holy trinity.
He has the power to bend the free will of others to his own liking, he made a banana peel spontaneously come into existence (he also thinks his stomach is directly connected to his C-Sack, but that's another story).
Chris probably likens himself to a god.

'''''"The Jerkhief's life is shattered, and Chris makes sure the broken man understands that his has reaped what he sowed. The Jerkhief cries that his soul hurts; Chris callously responds that he's suffered worse... "'''''
Chris likes to claim that his autism keeps him from understanding people... I call bullshit with a capitol B.
I know someone with autism, worse than Chris's.
But even she understands what it would feel like, part of it is imagination.
Imagining being in the other person's shoes, But Chris can't do this, because he has no imagination.
The other part is dropping your ego.
Where you have to let go of how you feel towards that person, or any situation you yourself is going through, and see with neutral eyes.
Chris can't do this either since to him, everything bad that happens to him is more important and worse than anything else someone is going through
lost your wife and broke your glasses? well that's too bad, I was mildly inconvenienced by someone doing their job.
I wouldn't be surprised when he heard of the disasters in New Orleans/Haiti/(recent large disaster here) and thought "that's nothing, I got trolled and got no china yet, I have it much worse *virgin rage*"
[[Image:Chrisatheavensgate.png|thumb|And by life, I mean life as a virgin]]
==Chris And...==
===Chris and writing===
I find it odd that I'm currently reading "House of Leaves" and it's easier to follow than the Sonichu comics... I'm not joking.
[[Image:Kellie Andes Pop Art.jpg|thumb|More Like OH MY CHRIS]]
===Chris and Sex===
Coming soon after some consultation...

==Emily==
===Post-date conversation transcript===
'''''"Chris: Umm. Well, this is the, uh... Well, uh, all I can say is, uh, I’m sorry about if you feel—if you feel—if I--that if I mistreated you, and, uh, somewhat, if you—if you felt like I, uh, did wrong."'''''
Really Chris? Really? You make a person feel uncomfortable, and instead of growing a pair, you shift the blame away (because your stupid fucking ego can't handle it). You blame the other person for feeling uncomfortable! I guess it's your fault that all those ads on your stupid wiki make you feel like you're going to die, and you know what? you deserve feeling that every time you let your childish mind connect pickles to dicks and homosexuality, you deserve it you egocentric twat! You deserve every ounce of pain every troll has squeezed out of you. BECAUSE IT'S YOUR FAULT THAT YOU FEEL THAT WAY! no one trolls you Chris. You troll yourself. You hurt yourself, and what's sad is that, you really do hurt yourself when you don't look back and learn from your dumb mistakes. You hurt yourself when you shift all the blame away from you, and make it everyone's (everyone but you that is) fault. Which, when you think about it... Chris is right... but not in the way he thinks, because he can't think of being the cause of anything bad.
==Emails==
===Autism Awareness E-mails===
'''''Second, I DISAGREE, and I personally DO NOT CARE FOR "Aspergers"''''' BAW BAW BAW REALITY SHOULD BE CONTROLLED BY ME!!!!
'''''People think Aspergers should STEAL the Reputation that Autism has earned over the number of years;''''''' What people? damn chris you are paranoid as FUCK!
'''And I do not give a c*** about what "Scientists" may or may not have found there either. IN MY VIEW, Aspergers IS NOT Autism.''''' yeah fuck scientists, it's not like they study this shit... oh wait, they do. oh hell, even if they do it doesn't matter, they disagree WITH ME BAW BAW BAW! Chris, for dissing science and scientists, turn off your computer and live in a forest you hypocrite!
==Videos==
===Animal Crossing Documentary===
'''''"He also expresses his distaste for the Playstation 2 and the Playstation"'''''
Motherfucker (no pun intended) just made it PERSONAL!!!

===100 2178===
'''''"And it all just went downhill. I bet, even Greene County had something to do with influencing that goddamn Michael Snyder to see f- to see any... so recourse... or... anything like that to make him pretend to have a reason to kick me out, quote-unquote "scaaaaring his customers away!" [Flips off the camera]You goddamn, greedy... Snyder! "''''' And with this, I fear my suspicions of Chris true. No longer is he an egotistical twat. but a conspiracy theorist to boot. Not satisfied with just simply noting that nothing bad is his fault, he is now trying to make connections everywhere, he is forcing pieces to fit because he needs pieces to fit. If you think I'm taking this too far, think about this. Conspiracy Theorists tend to work with a "with me/against me" attitude, and the "with me" group is a TRUE and HONEST bunch of people that likes everything the Theorist likes. the "against me" is a huge evil government/Illuminati group that works together to push the Theorist down, and if anyone so much as looks at the Theorist the wrong way, s/he is part of that huge evil group, there is no middle ground. Basically, to Chris, you're a TRUE/HONEST sonichu fan... or someone who works for ED/4cent/Greene county/Michael Snyder/etc. And the evil people are the ones who make excuses, or stop Chris from his HONEST work. Evil woman who takes away his signs of attraction. Evil Jerkops and such that run him away from their stores (and huge straws). Evil women who make excuses for not <s>fucking</s> dating Chris. Boyfriends who take away <s>potential china</s> pretty girlfriends. Michael, who is a troll, why? He made up excuses so Chris can't do what he wants. Of course the world is out to get Chris, all he has now are sonichu fans and his parents.

'''TL;DR'''Chris pretty much the very model of a modern conspiracy nut. He connects dots no where near each other. uses confirmation bias out the ass. projects himself onto others. and acts like the people he loathes. hell, according to this quote from the other wiki ''"Hofstadter also noted that "sexual freedom" is a vice frequently attributed to the conspiracist's target group, noting that "very often the fantasies of true believers reveal strong sadomasochistic outlets, vividly expressed, for example, in the delight of anti-Masons with the cruelty of Masonic punishments."'' and we know Chris sure loves killing people who have done him wrong. And that's not mentioning his Denial and dancing around subjects he doesn't like to talk about. so with my argument presented, agree with me, or I'll make a drawing of you being killed, you evil greedy Snyder fan.

===05142010===
OH MY GOD! I think I barfed in my mouth. He used the death of another person to get sympathy. Is this the new norm Chris? are you going to watch the news, take the worst story, make a video of you going "something happened, I HAVE AUTISM AND PITY ME BECAUSE I'M GOOD". You make me sick Chris, you damned news whore! Sure, I guess he's subconsciously became attached to the story because of the subject matter (boo hoo, one less china in the world, unless Chrissy really stoops). But damnit Chris, whoring dead people so you can cry out "BUT I HAVE IT WORSE". I hope you die Chris, then you can whine about how bad life is for you.

Talk:Chris and English

2010-07-20T16:48:56Z

SenorTucan: /* Some technicalities */

there's a difference between a spelling error (geinus or however he's been doing it for the past like what 6 years?) and typo

but i think this could be expanded to a Chris and English page imo [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 21:33, 21 October 2009 (CEST)
* Good point. --[[User:USAJAP1|USAJAP1]] 21:36, 21 October 2009 (CEST)
:*Chris and English sounds like a good idea to me. The way he talks and writes is unique, to say the least.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:50, 21 October 2009 (CEST)
::*Yeah, especially considering [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|this]]. --[[User:USAJAP1|USAJAP1]] 21:57, 21 October 2009 (CEST)

== Spelling errors ==
Geinus seems to be the main one he's been making for years. Any others? Observe his grammar patterns and other shit and stuff. Yeah. stuff. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 03:53, 22 October 2009 (CEST)
*"Seinor" is one he does consistently. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:00, 23 October 2009 (CEST)

==Autism==
I haven't read the article in full yet but I don't think there's anything noting that awkward speech is usually associated with autism. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:00, 23 October 2009 (CEST)
*It didn't even occur to me. My bad. --[[User:Beat|Beat]] 17:27, 23 October 2009 (CEST)
*Many autistics (at least aspies; you know, the ones whom Chris thinks are not actually autistic) are actually very precise and pendantic about grammar and spelling in a way that is quite unlike Chris. It wasn't for nothing that Hans Asperger called the kids he studied "little professors." --[[User:Doomknight|Doomknight]] 03:52, 2 December 2009 (CET)
*Likewise, some of the semantics thing is an autism thing. Like Chris answering "yes" to "Do you listen to music while drawing?" is an autistic thing. It's sorta like on [[Facebook]] when people would message him after he'd request to be their friend with "Do I know you?" and Chris would say something like "I don't know, I can't read your mind." Autistics tend to have very literal thinking and will fail to see the subtlety of a question, in this case "Do I know you?" is the socially accepted way of saying "Typically, people requesting to be my friend are people I know, and I don't know you. Are we connected in any way?" The "pen is mightier than the sword but more permanent than the pencil" is more of a random access humor thing. In fact, the random access humor is partially based in childish verb puns. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:33, 2 December 2009 (CET)
**The literal answers to questions deal is technically known as a lack of linguistic pragmatism. His fairly flat, unnaturally patterned speaking voice is probably a case of aprosodic speech. I'm mentioning it here because I don't think it matters much to the article, so I'm hesitant to add it (especially as my first edit), but there are attempts at technical terminology here and there. [[User:MaybeNever|MaybeNever]] 03:26, 3 May 2010 (UTC)

==Chris and abstract thinking==
Do you think this could be a "Chris and..." article? There is plenty of evidence that he is NOT an abstract thinker (This would highlight his "Child-like" thinking; children tend be concrete, i.e. literal, in their thinking, Chris is no exception). There's enough evidence of his concrete thinking to make into a separate article. . --[[User:Scarletdragon|Scarletdragon]] 23:21, 2 December, 2009 (CET)
*This is something that could be discussed in the [[autism]] article (and it's already discussed there) since this is really an autism thing. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:44, 2 December 2009 (CET)

== Attempts to sound suave and educated ==

I can't really pin it down (I'm not great at literary analysis), but I've noticed that Chris often attempts to sound like, I dunno, a 19th century upper-middle class English writer. For example, in the email describing his detective work regarding the photo taken at the Game Place, he refers to playing a card game with "a young gentleman." I'm too lazy to search for more examples but perhaps you guys know what I mean. I you agree this is a trait, it should be mentioned either here or in the [[Writing]] article. [[User:Glorious Tentacularity|Glorious Tentacularity]] 06:51, 6 December 2009 (CET)

==Name change==

This article should probably be renamed Chris and Language. What do you think? --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 16:23, 6 June 2010 (UTC)

== Renaming ==

I love how [[Spanish]] starts out and how it works without it being "Chris and Spanish." Perhaps the same should be done with this? thoughts? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:45, 2 July 2010 (UTC)

== Sarcasm ==

I think we need a better example for Chris' inability to understand sarcasm. Yeah, he missed the fact that Dan Hibiki is a Joke Character, but you have to remember that Chris is woefully behind the times. Dan wasn't in Street Fighter II, which is probably the last Street Fighter game Chris has even heard of. And that's if Chris has even played Street Fighter. Plus, as of Street Fighter IV, Dan is (supposedly) more of a Lethal Joke Character. A better example would be his interview with Screwattack Europe, where it's pretty obvious that the interviewer is mocking him. --[[User:Edrobot|Edrobot]] 03:14, 10 July 2010 (UTC)

==Some technicalities==

Sorry for being pedantic, but there are a billion links back to the CWCki's page on [[Autism]], but (to me, at least), some of the 'This is a characteristic of Autism' (to paraphrase) statements that are tacked onto the ends of some paragraphs seem like they were added shoddily out of necessity, and thus that the "characteristics" were thought up on the spot. I was tempted to add "citation needed" to one that particularly stood out, but resisted the urge. Also, I don't really know how to word it better, but there are two separate sections that deal with the link between concrete thought and Autism directly, could that not be revised, and perhaps somehow merged/better linked with the Sarcasm section? (Oh, I also *ahem* corrected some of the grammar, to explain my edit on the page...) [[User:Sussuro|Sussuro]] 15:17, 20 July 2010 (UTC)

I have to agree with too many links to autism. it's like some internet meme after everything Chris does that's stupid it's LOL PUT AUTISM LINK HERE. [[User:SenorTucan|SenorTucan]] 16:48, 20 July 2010 (UTC)

Talk:CWC 3D Voice Check

2010-07-01T15:25:37Z

SenorTucan: /* Why the flipnote was removed */

._. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 22:50, 30 June 2010 (UTC)
*Gah! Looks like it's been removed. Hopefully someone snagged it.--[[User:AdderCress|AdderCress]] 22:57, 30 June 2010 (UTC)
**I summon Edward! In attack mode! [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 23:01, 30 June 2010 (UTC)
**Actually just look at the article. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 23:02, 30 June 2010 (UTC)
::*fucking learn to save shit yourself. go get Downloadhelper for firefox or something. ffs. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 23:02, 30 June 2010 (UTC)
:::*Downloadhelper works great. Thank you Clyde.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:36, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
Please explain how their copyright rules factor in. There's loads of shit about this shit on their site already that doesn't get removed. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 23:52, 30 June 2010 (UTC)
*It was the most logical reason I could think of. But after reading Djyellow's comment below I could be wrong. [[User:Xynar|Xynar]] 00:09, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
**I'm more inclined to think it was because of copyright infringement. Just because you've seen some flipnotes with registered characters that don't get removed doesn't mean that they don't remove them at all, and Chris' flipnotes are getting exposure to the point where they may have felt the need to remove this one because of that. I also don't see a rule against posting your own name in a flipnote, just a few meant to protect the identities of others.--[[User:Star Platinum|Star Platinum]] 05:13, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
== Why the flipnote was removed ==

Just to note, I reported this Flipnote before it was taken off for "Personal Content."(Like I'm doing with most of Chris's Flipnotes. --[[User:Djyellow|Djyellow]] 23:52, 30 June 2010 (UTC)Djyellow
:...I-I'm sorry, but I don't think trying to toss all of Chris's stuff off because of "Personal Content" like his name is the way to go. The guy doxdrops just about every time he talks on YouTube. Just because he puts up "Christian W. Chandler" in each of his stupid Flipnotes is any reason for ANYONE to ditch it. If it's his address or something, fine, but not his name. Let him wallow in his own misery when they find out who he is, not take the initiative.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 23:57, 30 June 2010 (UTC)

:Please stop doing that, Dj. Just because he slaps his name up doesn't mean they should be taken down. The entire point of this site is to keep record of everything he does and removing his flipnotes doesn't help with that. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 00:43, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

::No, getting them nuked probably isn't a bad thing: we've already backed up all of his stuff so they're really only around to give him an ego stroking, and you see, as his maze animation(which he was all smug over) getting taken down made him have a hissy fit. Taking out his stuff makes him go into rage mode and start rambling against trolls as we've seen; so yes it's very much to our benefit if we get everything we've backed up removed or get him banned, he'd only keep shitting out more anti-troll flip notes and or videos.-[[User:Kei|Kei]] 03:28, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

::does chris get a warning saying his things got removed because of Personal Content? if so, he either will be confused and pissed, or he'll think he can't write his signature (that's nice chris, show everyone your signature all the time so others can copy it) and will have to get creative and put his name in another way.

== Small request ==

Could someone post a link to a downloadable version of this video? For some reason I can't seem to be able to make the Youtube video play.--[[User:Jerkop|Jerkop]] 01:12, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
:Yeah, I'm having playback problems too. Must be a problem with Youtube or the video's codec. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 01:41, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
::Works fine for me. Just for you, I've uploaded it to RapidShit. http://rapidshare.com/files/404180715/Flipnote_Hatena_-_3-D_Stupidity__www.keepvid.com_.mp4.html [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 01:56, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
:::Thanks!--[[User:Jerkop|Jerkop]] 01:59, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

==So has anybody...==
Actually busted out a pair of old 3D glasses to see if it works?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:53, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
:Very funny Delebonte. I was actually asking that for the purpose of the article. It claims it doesn't really work but doesn't go into further detail.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:12, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
::I don't have a pair handy, but anyone with a cursory knowledge of anaglyph images could tell you that Chris is doing it wrong.--[[User:Star Platinum|Star Platinum]] 06:53, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
::I was the one who said it didn't work in the article. I did so because I tested it with a pair of 3d glasses and it, well, didn't work. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 09:20, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

Yes let's bore evveryone half to death with an explanation of how 3D works. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 07:22, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
:Pretty sure nobody was, and I'm pretty sure everyone who's ever been to Disneyland already knows anyway. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 07:32, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Don'tGetTrolled!

2010-06-30T20:00:06Z

SenorTucan:

if only chris would sing along to this too. [[User:Woot Rodriguez|Woot Rodriguez]] 16:07, 27 June 2010 (UTC)

This "Anti-Internet bad-mouthing campaigne" makes me laugh. How many threats, how many slanders has Chrissy passed on to others, and yet he's the highground moral citizen. I'm guessing he's exempt from that because he's a VIRGIN WITH RAGE. if there was a "Bill for Anti Online Bad-Mouthing", he would get in trouble with it too, WE HAVE HIS VIDEOS OF HIM BADMOUTHING, but then he might try to retcon it saying the trolls photoshopped it (you can tell because the computer edited bits are blocky and don't have the same life to it as my hand-drawn videos). Chris is really quick to forget the injustice he has done to others, maybe someone can point that out on the comments. [[User:SenorTucan|SenorTucan]] 19:58, 30 June 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Don'tGetTrolled!

2010-06-30T19:58:38Z

SenorTucan:

if only chris would sing along to this too. [[User:Woot Rodriguez|Woot Rodriguez]] 16:07, 27 June 2010 (UTC)

This "Anti-Internet bad-mouthing campaigne" makes me laugh. How many threats, how many slanders has Chrissy passed on to others, and yet he's the highground moral citizen. I'm guessing he's exempt from that because he's a VIRGIN WITH RAGE. if there was a "Bill for Anti Online Bad-Mouthing", he would get in trouble with it to, WE HAVE HIS VIDEOS OF IT, but then he might try to retcon it saying the trolls photoshopped it (you can tell because the computer edited bits are blocky and don't have the same life to it as my hand-drawn videos). Chris is really quick to forget the injustice he has done to others, maybe someone can point that out on the comments. [[User:SenorTucan|SenorTucan]] 19:58, 30 June 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Tagged Flipnote

2010-06-29T16:54:39Z

SenorTucan:

How is this any different than [[Cheesy!]]? [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 01:39, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
*[[Abejita]] is uploading it [[User:Shiny|Shiny]] 01:39, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
**Oh, you changed the video. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 02:01, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
***Man, he is just churning these things out. --[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:36, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
****Must be because it's his only portal to the internet Rocky isn't monitoring (besides PSN). What was he thinking flipping it sideways? I know it wouldn't matter since you could just flip the DS, but still, there's no apparent reason for it. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 02:56, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
*****A couple of DS and DSI download games require you to turn the machine sideways. It's not common but it happens often enough for me to expect Chris to be aware of it.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:00, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
Ya know, it's sorta against Flipnote Hatena's policy to post a statement such as "I make women feel good." He could get banned for that. *hint hint*--[[User:Whoopwoo|Whoopwoo]] 05:16, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
*He may have mentioned making women feel good, but he never said anything about that being sexual. I think it would be better if we called him out on not saying that he is straight. --[[User:PhilRaptor|PhilRaptor]] 06:38, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
:*True, true. We'll just have to call him gay until he cracks and posts a Flipnote explaining how he loves to fuck women. THEN WE ATTACK! NO MERCEY!--[[User:Whoopwoo|Whoopwoo]] 07:09, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
**That is actually a very good idea. [[User:Doctor Nuriel|Doctor Nuriel]] 20:34, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
*** By what means would we call him gay? I doubt anything blatant enough to get through his thick skull would be allowed on Flipnote either. I don't know what other channels of communication are open right now. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 01:06, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
***Well, once again, Chris mentions that "THE INTERNET IS FULL OF LIES" maybe someone can act Naive and make him point some of the "INTERNETS LIES" or something like that.[[User:SenorTucan|SenorTucan]] 16:54, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Tagged Flipnote

2010-06-29T16:54:27Z

SenorTucan:

Talk:Flipnote Hatena

2010-06-20T18:13:14Z

SenorTucan: /* Holy mother of fuck, hahaha! */

Get all of chris's comments, save his flipnote bullshit creations

and uh

yeah. he favorited over 71 PAGES OF THESE FUCKING THINGS

[[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 22:42, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
:Archive of comments in progress. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:13, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

http://flipnote.hatena.com/556109A0A0F27939@DSi/movie/F27939_09D08B2023EB4_016
Fuck, he knows we filmed him. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 23:17, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
*By the way, it's page 22 of the comments.
:I disagree. This is not conclusive confirmation that he was aware of people filming him. He could easily be referring to previous times where people have witnessed him out and about (like the Michael Snyder incident). He may have suspected people were following him about there but we don't know if he was aware for sure. I sense we may get a new video soon. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:22, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

:*At least he didn't comment on all of them. I'm thinking get screencaps of everything he commented on and save his comments?
:* I've saved all his comment images and plan on uploading them shortly. I would guess we can just link what the image is replaying to in the gallery captions. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:35, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
:* Uploaded - I had to change the format from the source GIFs since they don't play nicely with galleries. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 00:09, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
== jesus fffffffff ==
Chris has favorited over 2000 of these things. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 23:45, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
*:Yeah, I'm not about to list those. It's pretty obvious he just hits favorite on everything he moderately likes. Still I guess I could skim them to see if any TRUE AND HONEST Sonichu fanart is in there.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 23:52, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

== Holy mother of fuck, hahaha! ==

God, it's like this is all he did yesterday besides pretend the party was some kind of slo-mo rave to get underage girls at! --[[User:Eniggy|Enig-HAHAH]] 00:31, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:Uh, hm. Yes, that is what happened. Thanks. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 00:33, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

Chris has no hope of getting back to a normal life. The trolls are going to follow him and torment him until the day he dies, and he's unable to do a thing about it. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 00:36, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

^ *Insert requiem for a dream music*--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 01:21, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

Chris could very easily get back to a normal net life. The problem is, he can't help but be Chris. If he would stop signing everything and talking about himself in every post, he'd just be another guy on a forum. If you'll notice, most of his posts are either unfunny random humor that would be loss in the morass of the same or him shilling his custom content. Cut out the second and he'd fit right in. He'll never resist yelling about his Sonichu modkingdom or whatever custom thing he makes next because he's an idiot. On another note, Chris thinks that negative tone = lie given one of his quotes. I mean, no matter what sort of spin we put on it, that video of him humping a blow-up doll exists, no? --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 01:36, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:Chris doesn't seem to consider negative tone=lie. Rather, this is just an example of his tardlogic. When he says "EVERYTHING OUTSIDE THE PRE-HACKED CWCIPEDIA, MY OKCUPID PROFILE, AND MY YOUTUBE ACCOUNT IS A LIE", he expects everyone to simply ignore everything that is not on one of the sites.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 18:11, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
[[File:Troll Rage (Obama-style).PNG]] All five parts of it. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 01:38, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

Sheep, man, you got this all wrong. Chris logic isn't as complex as 'negative tone = lie'. It's even more simple than that. It's 'something he disagrees with = lie'. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 02:05, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

And on a seperate note: Damn. You guys move fucking fast. How the hell do trolls find shit like this? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 02:08, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:Don't tell Chris but there's a bug in his DSi. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 02:09, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
::If that's true then DAMN does Clyde have moles in Sony ''and'' Nintendo?? [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 02:13, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:::Clyde secretly is the real Shigeru Miyamoto. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 02:15, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

I have to agree with OFSheep, the problem with Chris is that he wants attention, and he has to PUT SONICHU EVERYWHERE, and stuff his ego into every orifice.
He will always have the unwanted attention, until he learns to stop attracting it. but he can't do that, just like chris will stop being called gay when he stops denying it by dressing up like a homo [[User:SenorTucan|SenorTucan]] 18:13, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

Talk:100 2188

2010-06-05T15:09:03Z

SenorTucan: /* Taking Bets Now! */

Transcribing this nonsense, I guess... [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 05:36, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
:Actually it's "Transcribing DIS BITCH, I guess..." Easy mistake to make.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:24, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
::The keys are like, right next to each other. --[[User:Blunderscore|Blunderscore]] 11:37, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
==Name?==
I like "Chris tries to leave the internet....again" [[User:CaseHa|CaseHa]] 12:02, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
I propose "Rage Against the Internet." [[User:Ganondorfdude11|Ganondorfdude11]] 06:02, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
:When it doesn't have a name, you're supposed to title it as the date it was posted. This video should be called "27 May 2010". What is so hard about this?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:32, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
::I'll go ahead and do that, if that's okay? --[[User:Pedonymous|Pedonymous]] 10:24, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
::Oh God how do I rename a page --[[User:Pedonymous|Pedonymous]] 10:26, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
:::You need to be a mod.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 14:57, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
:::: Nyoro~n... --[[User:Pedonymous|Pedonymous]]
::::: Virgin rage against the machine? --[[User:Jellystapler|Jellystapler]] 01:32, 28 May 2010 (UTC)

==I lol'd==

This confirms it for me--Rocky has been drilling the "THE INTERNET IS BAD" dogma into him in the hopes that he'll come to agree with it. But hey, this means Chris has indirectly announced the end of Sonichu(yes we all know that's not true but he doesn't lol).--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 06:41, 27 May 2010 (UTC)

*Perhaps to this marks the end of his young adult social group... ever since his May 8th rant about being alone, he's made a big deal about going out and socializing. This is probably a direct result of him being shunned by the group and thus actively looking for new people to put up with him. While the church was not able to kick him out, it seems they've cut him off socially from anything that their doing. I only hope that this new "friend quest" leads to further banning's and tard raging's... on another note, he finally admits to being a man-child. I'm curious as to what made him realize this --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 09:56, 27 May 2010 (EST)
::I can't wait to see what this "friend quest" will have in store. Perhaps he will go to a bar, try to hit on a girl, the girl will tell him she has a boyfriend, Chris will still try to hit on her, and her big, muscular boyfriend will show up and kick his ass. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 16:42, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
::The line "I am active within my community looking for n- looking for new ''friends'' to talk" is the proof that the YASG dropped his Autistic-Manchild ass. Nevertheless, I don't thin we will see a "Friend Quest". His quest will resume to him inviting trolls to met him in real life as he did in this video. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 05:21, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
::: Possibly, but like all humans, Chris will need some kind of social interaction... It's very hard for someone to go without it, even Chris. When he realizes their are no possibilities of making friends locally, he will come begging back to the internet for attention. It's the same exact principle as his sweetheart search: when he realizes there's no chance of finding a girlfriend in Virgina, he resumes his ill-fated sweetheart search online with twice the intensity as before in a desperate attempt to not be lonely. Hell, we might be the only thing that gives his life purpose at this point... --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 09:26, 28 May 2010 (EST)
If this happens I hope there will be security footage. [[User:Shawths|Shawths]]
:: "he finally admits to being a man-child"
:: he's used others more or less euphemistical terms in many of his profiles, like "young at heart". i wonder if we could gather enough to make a new cwc-ism--[[User:Rosechupenis|Rosechupenis]] 02:36, 28 May 2010 (UTC)

==Hat==

It hides his baldness. Mention? --[[User:thelieisacake|thelieisacake]] 06:41, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
*HEY FAGGOTS! SHOULD WE MENTION HOW THE HAT IS HIDING HIS LACK OF HAIR? SHIT THIS ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE HARD FUCK [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 20:46, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
**HEY FAGGOT! WHY NOT ACTUALLY READ THE ARTICLE AND SEE THAT I ADDED A LINE ABOUT THE HAT EARLIER THIS AFTERNOON? SHIT THIS ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE HARD FUCK --[[User:Sack Thaddic|Sack Thaddic]] 01:39, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
***GOD FUCKING DAMN IT HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO READ THAT TINY-ASS FONT I MEAN HOLY SHIT ITS LIKE YOU DIDN'T ADD ANYTHING AT ALL BITCH [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 16:41, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
****I love you guys so much.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 17:04, 28 May 2010 (UTC)

== Two Things ==

*Two things popped up in my head:

1-How many times does Chris say he's straight?

2-Is the "Trucker" look still remind anyone of the Blue Oyster Bar patrons from the first four Police Academy flicks? --[[User:UJ1A1985|UJ1A1985]] 07:21, 27 May 2010 (UTC)

==a challenge?==

As my first troll move, I'm thinking of challenging him to see who has more of a life by having him and I record videos of us and our friends. Good idea? --[[User:AdiosToreador|AdiosToreador]] 12:01, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
:Survey says "Chris almost certainly won't give a shit because you're not trying to steal his identity/'girlfriend.'" [[User:EnsignDisposable|EnsignDisposable]] 12:34, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
::Most definitely. Chris has a narrow attention span when it comes to trolling. It may seem like it's getting old, but unless it's about his copyright or getting China, you're not going to get anywhere. --[[User:Shearod|Shearod]] 14:14, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
: It could be worth a try, and I'm sure it would be loads of fun if - and this is a big if - you could get his attention. Which you probably couldn't, as my esteemed colleagues have just observed. -- [[User:Manwithoutabody|manwithoutabody]] 11:55, 27 May 2010 (CEST)

==never meant to be famous?==
Does Chris really think anyone will buy this stupid "I never wanted to be famous" BS? considering he signs his name on everything, he sticks sonichu into every orifice, he act surprised that someone doesn't know him, he can't leave the public's eye for a week. He want to be famous, he just doesn't want the bad strings attached. Chris will have to learn that it's all or nothing, he either is popular with fans and trolls, or he has NOTHING. [[User:SenorTucan|SenorTucan]] 21:37, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
*... You do realise that there never have been any fans, right? [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 23:33, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
**Chris doesn't know that, and that's the reason he's saying this. He understands that fans=trolls on some level, only instead of realizing that Sonichu has zero non-troll fans, he thinks that the "trolls" are just impatient fans who have assumed that since Chris writes about his suffering, they have to make Chris suffer in order to get more Sonichu comics.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 01:42, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
**of course I know he has no actual fans, Chris himself doesn't know that. Also I don't think Chris thinks that all trolls are ex-fans, some trolls are evil 4cent garbage folks that troll for lulz. I think he's playing this "I didn't want to be famous" thing so maybe the trolls will let up, and stop stressing him. "Please don't insult me, I'm just a humble artist" [[User:SenorTucan|SenorTucan]] 03:58, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
**Thinking over this, I doubt the "I didn't want to be famous" thing is Chris's own idea, this sounds like something Rocky planted into his little brain. But of course, Chris being Chris probably took advice like "if you aren't famous, you wont get trolls" and instead of playing it straight and admitting it's time for him to change his egocentric personality, and actually admitting responsibility. He does the "I never wanted to be famous" because he wants sympathy, avoid responsibility (it's not my fault everyone knows about sonichu and me despite the fact that I PUT BOTH THINGS EVERYWHERE I GO LIKE SOME VIRUS SPREADING EVERYWHERE), and wants to look humble; how ironic. Also this is the last I'll touch upon this, cuz this ain't a forum [[User:SenorTucan|SenorTucan]] 18:13, 29 May 2010 (UTC)

== Taking Bets Now! ==

How long do you think it'll be until Chris returns to the internet, doing what he does best: entertain us trolls? Because let's face it, it's going to happen. --SpaceScreaminJohn 23:49, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
* Probably not even a day. Remember that one time a month or two ago, when he swore he was getting off the Internet? He came back less than 24 hours later, with a rant about the Cleveland Show. --'''[[User:Lime|<font color="limegreen">L</font>]][[User_talk:Lime|<font color="limegreen">i</font>]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|<font color="limegreen">m</font>]][[nudes|<font color="limegreen">e</font>]]''' 00:10, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
** A week at most.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 00:15, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
*** I say before monday.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:58, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
** I am less optimistic than you all, I will give it two months. The speech he gave us got all the hallmarks of Rocky. In his 'Tard-logic, Chris sees these speeches as a magical incantation that might convince Trolls to stay away from their computers. Sadly (for him) it doesn't works. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 05:21, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
*He's already on his PSN, which is technically considered on the internet since it interconnects many computers. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 00:49, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
**Are you serious, BreadGod? See, this is what I talk about in my commentary video. Anytime he's not on the internet, he's playing video games! --SpaceScreaminJohn 01:17, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
**I say a week, if his current pattern keeps up.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 01:42, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
***According to his Youtube account his last login was three 5:11 PM EST May 27th. With this I think its safe to say he'll be back in no time. [[User:Shawths|Shawths]]
***I'm giving him until Sunday. When he changes his mind, though, hilarity will ensue since he relinquished CWCipedia to Mao and looking at it now...yeah. I'm betting on another video and more rage soon when he comes back. --[[User:IWasAPerson|FastEV]] 04:13, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
:::*We really haven't seen that much of him this month anyways. A tiny CWCipedia update here, a gamefaqs post there, the occasional login to OKCupid is all we're really getting. There's no doubt in my mind that he's already Playing PS3 and wasting money on PSN, but there's no real motivation for him to make youtube videos or upload comics right now. He'll be back of course, but I figure we won't have anything substantial from him for at least two weeks or so.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 14:58, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
::: He'll be back on the internet in no time, a week at most. Question is, will it be the same as usual? He'll always be making posts on any forum he frequents, and he'll check into most sites at least once a week. He might not bother with the CWCipedia or Youtube for quite a while, though, and it doesn't seem like more trolling will make it happen. --[[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 22:28, 30 May 2010 (UTC)

*** <s>and guess what? he's back on the web now, I guess he's a slave to his autistic-making interwebs machine</s> Disregard that, I'm a moran! [[User:SenorTucan|SenorTucan]] 09:30, 5 June 2010 (UTC)

== chris lethargic? ==

after seeing this video i started noticing something, chris is getting and talking slower than usual, or was i the only one who noticed this.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:26, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
:it is summer, after all. perhaps he, like most bigger mammals, is going into a hibernation mode? --[[User:Jellystapler|Jellystapler]] 01:34, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
:: Mammals hibernate in winter. Lrn2biology. [[User:Menth|Menth]] 02:19, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
::: ahh, epic biology fail --[[User:Jellystapler|Jellystapler]] 00:16, 31 May 2010 (UTC)
:A full decade of doing absolutely nothing but play video games, eat junk food and masterbate while barely talking to a real person have made Chris retard himself even more. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 04:38, 28 May 2010 (UTC)

== Umm... ==

"We're best socializing in real life, talking on the telephone!" ... wait wat --[[User:Spoonman|Spoonman]] 04:08, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
:[[english|this is chris we are talking about remember.]][[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 10:15, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
* I think there is a silent AND in that sentence, BUT I'm guessing he's going to be using the phone as a computer replacement, so it doesn't matter to him anyway. [[User:SenorTucan|SenorTucan]] 20:05, 28 May 2010 (UTC)

== Slaves to our own thing? ==

The irony here is so thick the bagger 288 couldn't get through it! [[User:DronePod|"Order now, and i'll throw in a second beating -- Absolutely free!"]] 22:52, 29 May 2010 (UTC)

Talk:100 2188

2010-06-05T09:30:24Z

SenorTucan: /* Taking Bets Now! */

Transcribing this nonsense, I guess... [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 05:36, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
:Actually it's "Transcribing DIS BITCH, I guess..." Easy mistake to make.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:24, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
::The keys are like, right next to each other. --[[User:Blunderscore|Blunderscore]] 11:37, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
==Name?==
I like "Chris tries to leave the internet....again" [[User:CaseHa|CaseHa]] 12:02, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
I propose "Rage Against the Internet." [[User:Ganondorfdude11|Ganondorfdude11]] 06:02, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
:When it doesn't have a name, you're supposed to title it as the date it was posted. This video should be called "27 May 2010". What is so hard about this?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:32, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
::I'll go ahead and do that, if that's okay? --[[User:Pedonymous|Pedonymous]] 10:24, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
::Oh God how do I rename a page --[[User:Pedonymous|Pedonymous]] 10:26, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
:::You need to be a mod.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 14:57, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
:::: Nyoro~n... --[[User:Pedonymous|Pedonymous]]
::::: Virgin rage against the machine? --[[User:Jellystapler|Jellystapler]] 01:32, 28 May 2010 (UTC)

==I lol'd==

This confirms it for me--Rocky has been drilling the "THE INTERNET IS BAD" dogma into him in the hopes that he'll come to agree with it. But hey, this means Chris has indirectly announced the end of Sonichu(yes we all know that's not true but he doesn't lol).--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 06:41, 27 May 2010 (UTC)

*Perhaps to this marks the end of his young adult social group... ever since his May 8th rant about being alone, he's made a big deal about going out and socializing. This is probably a direct result of him being shunned by the group and thus actively looking for new people to put up with him. While the church was not able to kick him out, it seems they've cut him off socially from anything that their doing. I only hope that this new "friend quest" leads to further banning's and tard raging's... on another note, he finally admits to being a man-child. I'm curious as to what made him realize this --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 09:56, 27 May 2010 (EST)
::I can't wait to see what this "friend quest" will have in store. Perhaps he will go to a bar, try to hit on a girl, the girl will tell him she has a boyfriend, Chris will still try to hit on her, and her big, muscular boyfriend will show up and kick his ass. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 16:42, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
::The line "I am active within my community looking for n- looking for new ''friends'' to talk" is the proof that the YASG dropped his Autistic-Manchild ass. Nevertheless, I don't thin we will see a "Friend Quest". His quest will resume to him inviting trolls to met him in real life as he did in this video. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 05:21, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
::: Possibly, but like all humans, Chris will need some kind of social interaction... It's very hard for someone to go without it, even Chris. When he realizes their are no possibilities of making friends locally, he will come begging back to the internet for attention. It's the same exact principle as his sweetheart search: when he realizes there's no chance of finding a girlfriend in Virgina, he resumes his ill-fated sweetheart search online with twice the intensity as before in a desperate attempt to not be lonely. Hell, we might be the only thing that gives his life purpose at this point... --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 09:26, 28 May 2010 (EST)
If this happens I hope there will be security footage. [[User:Shawths|Shawths]]
:: "he finally admits to being a man-child"
:: he's used others more or less euphemistical terms in many of his profiles, like "young at heart". i wonder if we could gather enough to make a new cwc-ism--[[User:Rosechupenis|Rosechupenis]] 02:36, 28 May 2010 (UTC)

==Hat==

It hides his baldness. Mention? --[[User:thelieisacake|thelieisacake]] 06:41, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
*HEY FAGGOTS! SHOULD WE MENTION HOW THE HAT IS HIDING HIS LACK OF HAIR? SHIT THIS ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE HARD FUCK [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 20:46, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
**HEY FAGGOT! WHY NOT ACTUALLY READ THE ARTICLE AND SEE THAT I ADDED A LINE ABOUT THE HAT EARLIER THIS AFTERNOON? SHIT THIS ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE HARD FUCK --[[User:Sack Thaddic|Sack Thaddic]] 01:39, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
***GOD FUCKING DAMN IT HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO READ THAT TINY-ASS FONT I MEAN HOLY SHIT ITS LIKE YOU DIDN'T ADD ANYTHING AT ALL BITCH [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 16:41, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
****I love you guys so much.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 17:04, 28 May 2010 (UTC)

== Two Things ==

*Two things popped up in my head:

1-How many times does Chris say he's straight?

2-Is the "Trucker" look still remind anyone of the Blue Oyster Bar patrons from the first four Police Academy flicks? --[[User:UJ1A1985|UJ1A1985]] 07:21, 27 May 2010 (UTC)

==a challenge?==

As my first troll move, I'm thinking of challenging him to see who has more of a life by having him and I record videos of us and our friends. Good idea? --[[User:AdiosToreador|AdiosToreador]] 12:01, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
:Survey says "Chris almost certainly won't give a shit because you're not trying to steal his identity/'girlfriend.'" [[User:EnsignDisposable|EnsignDisposable]] 12:34, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
::Most definitely. Chris has a narrow attention span when it comes to trolling. It may seem like it's getting old, but unless it's about his copyright or getting China, you're not going to get anywhere. --[[User:Shearod|Shearod]] 14:14, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
: It could be worth a try, and I'm sure it would be loads of fun if - and this is a big if - you could get his attention. Which you probably couldn't, as my esteemed colleagues have just observed. -- [[User:Manwithoutabody|manwithoutabody]] 11:55, 27 May 2010 (CEST)

==never meant to be famous?==
Does Chris really think anyone will buy this stupid "I never wanted to be famous" BS? considering he signs his name on everything, he sticks sonichu into every orifice, he act surprised that someone doesn't know him, he can't leave the public's eye for a week. He want to be famous, he just doesn't want the bad strings attached. Chris will have to learn that it's all or nothing, he either is popular with fans and trolls, or he has NOTHING. [[User:SenorTucan|SenorTucan]] 21:37, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
*... You do realise that there never have been any fans, right? [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 23:33, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
**Chris doesn't know that, and that's the reason he's saying this. He understands that fans=trolls on some level, only instead of realizing that Sonichu has zero non-troll fans, he thinks that the "trolls" are just impatient fans who have assumed that since Chris writes about his suffering, they have to make Chris suffer in order to get more Sonichu comics.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 01:42, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
**of course I know he has no actual fans, Chris himself doesn't know that. Also I don't think Chris thinks that all trolls are ex-fans, some trolls are evil 4cent garbage folks that troll for lulz. I think he's playing this "I didn't want to be famous" thing so maybe the trolls will let up, and stop stressing him. "Please don't insult me, I'm just a humble artist" [[User:SenorTucan|SenorTucan]] 03:58, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
**Thinking over this, I doubt the "I didn't want to be famous" thing is Chris's own idea, this sounds like something Rocky planted into his little brain. But of course, Chris being Chris probably took advice like "if you aren't famous, you wont get trolls" and instead of playing it straight and admitting it's time for him to change his egocentric personality, and actually admitting responsibility. He does the "I never wanted to be famous" because he wants sympathy, avoid responsibility (it's not my fault everyone knows about sonichu and me despite the fact that I PUT BOTH THINGS EVERYWHERE I GO LIKE SOME VIRUS SPREADING EVERYWHERE), and wants to look humble; how ironic. Also this is the last I'll touch upon this, cuz this ain't a forum [[User:SenorTucan|SenorTucan]] 18:13, 29 May 2010 (UTC)

== Taking Bets Now! ==

How long do you think it'll be until Chris returns to the internet, doing what he does best: entertain us trolls? Because let's face it, it's going to happen. --SpaceScreaminJohn 23:49, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
* Probably not even a day. Remember that one time a month or two ago, when he swore he was getting off the Internet? He came back less than 24 hours later, with a rant about the Cleveland Show. --'''[[User:Lime|<font color="limegreen">L</font>]][[User_talk:Lime|<font color="limegreen">i</font>]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|<font color="limegreen">m</font>]][[nudes|<font color="limegreen">e</font>]]''' 00:10, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
** A week at most.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 00:15, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
*** I say before monday.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:58, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
** I am less optimistic than you all, I will give it two months. The speech he gave us got all the hallmarks of Rocky. In his 'Tard-logic, Chris sees these speeches as a magical incantation that might convince Trolls to stay away from their computers. Sadly (for him) it doesn't works. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 05:21, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
*He's already on his PSN, which is technically considered on the internet since it interconnects many computers. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 00:49, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
**Are you serious, BreadGod? See, this is what I talk about in my commentary video. Anytime he's not on the internet, he's playing video games! --SpaceScreaminJohn 01:17, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
**I say a week, if his current pattern keeps up.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 01:42, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
***According to his Youtube account his last login was three 5:11 PM EST May 27th. With this I think its safe to say he'll be back in no time. [[User:Shawths|Shawths]]
***I'm giving him until Sunday. When he changes his mind, though, hilarity will ensue since he relinquished CWCipedia to Mao and looking at it now...yeah. I'm betting on another video and more rage soon when he comes back. --[[User:IWasAPerson|FastEV]] 04:13, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
:::*We really haven't seen that much of him this month anyways. A tiny CWCipedia update here, a gamefaqs post there, the occasional login to OKCupid is all we're really getting. There's no doubt in my mind that he's already Playing PS3 and wasting money on PSN, but there's no real motivation for him to make youtube videos or upload comics right now. He'll be back of course, but I figure we won't have anything substantial from him for at least two weeks or so.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 14:58, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
::: He'll be back on the internet in no time, a week at most. Question is, will it be the same as usual? He'll always be making posts on any forum he frequents, and he'll check into most sites at least once a week. He might not bother with the CWCipedia or Youtube for quite a while, though, and it doesn't seem like more trolling will make it happen. --[[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 22:28, 30 May 2010 (UTC)

*** and guess what? he's back on the web now, I guess he's a slave to his autistic-making interwebs machine [[User:SenorTucan|SenorTucan]] 09:30, 5 June 2010 (UTC)

== chris lethargic? ==

after seeing this video i started noticing something, chris is getting and talking slower than usual, or was i the only one who noticed this.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:26, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
:it is summer, after all. perhaps he, like most bigger mammals, is going into a hibernation mode? --[[User:Jellystapler|Jellystapler]] 01:34, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
:: Mammals hibernate in winter. Lrn2biology. [[User:Menth|Menth]] 02:19, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
::: ahh, epic biology fail --[[User:Jellystapler|Jellystapler]] 00:16, 31 May 2010 (UTC)
:A full decade of doing absolutely nothing but play video games, eat junk food and masterbate while barely talking to a real person have made Chris retard himself even more. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 04:38, 28 May 2010 (UTC)

== Umm... ==

"We're best socializing in real life, talking on the telephone!" ... wait wat --[[User:Spoonman|Spoonman]] 04:08, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
:[[english|this is chris we are talking about remember.]][[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 10:15, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
* I think there is a silent AND in that sentence, BUT I'm guessing he's going to be using the phone as a computer replacement, so it doesn't matter to him anyway. [[User:SenorTucan|SenorTucan]] 20:05, 28 May 2010 (UTC)

== Slaves to our own thing? ==

The irony here is so thick the bagger 288 couldn't get through it! [[User:DronePod|"Order now, and i'll throw in a second beating -- Absolutely free!"]] 22:52, 29 May 2010 (UTC)

Talk:100 2189

2010-06-01T04:15:28Z

SenorTucan:

Transcribe, BITCH, etc. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 22:12, 31 May 2010 (UTC)
:I'll take it --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 22:23, 31 May 2010 (UTC)

''"You can quit pestering my friends"''

You don't have any friends, you freak of nature! --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 22:40, 31 May 2010 (UTC)
*I want to know what he means by that--is that something the FAs say whenever they try to get him back online?--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 00:42, 1 June 2010 (UTC)
::Someone on /cwc/ said that this was an indirect way of referring to Rocky, and he is afraid to mention her name because he believes that the trolls have some sort of internet Death Note. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 01:03, 1 June 2010 (UTC)
::*If we assume "friends" is code for "Rocky", then this means that Rocky is already being phonespammed by ED/flooded with email tons of times. How Chris knows about it is hard to discern--either Rocky complained or Rocky tried to play the sympathy card("LOOK AT THE SACRIFICE I'M MAKING FOR YOU"). Sympathy card is more probable. I'm going to check the other mentions of "friends" he's made recently too. Also, by "friends" he could also mean his parents.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 03:55, 1 June 2010 (UTC)

==Music==
What is he listening to? --[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 23:03, 31 May 2010 (UTC)
*Sounds almost like Sheryl Crow... --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 23:10, 31 May 2010 (UTC)
: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrgKzYiIwlM Colbie Caillat - Fallin' for You] --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:14, 31 May 2010 (UTC)

==Wow==
You can tell he's really trying not to say that he "gave up" Cwcipedia, even though he ends up saying it twice. I wonder if that's because he realises that his copyrights were tied to it. Still, stupid manchild, etc. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 23:45, 31 May 2010 (UTC)

==Recorded in his kitchen?==
Note the Christmas Tree and visible sunlight in the background. --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 20:28, 31 May 2010 (EST)
:Yes. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 00:32, 1 June 2010 (UTC)
:He says in the house tour video that they keep the tree up year round. I'm guessing that this is a practical move since there's no difference between storage space and living space in the house. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 01:28, 1 June 2010 (UTC)
==Next Video?==
So how long till we see another vide would you say? I give it a five days.[[User:Shawths|Shawths]]
*Let's just see it that way; it's the first time Chris mentions Sonichu in his videos since 21 March 2010. I think Rocky's influence is slipping. Besides, two videos in three days and both had a link with the CWCipedia. I am ready to bet an old 5$ bill we will have a new video in 2-4 days and a 'Tard Rage video within two weeks. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:29, 1 June 2010 (UTC)
*A week at most. Chris has surprised us before by going quite awhile without making a video but never bitched about it. He may be doing this to reassure himself but it won't be long before he's back. This is what, the third or fourth time he's "quit" the internet this year? --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 03:30, 1 June 2010 (UTC)
*Personally I'm thinking one of two outcomes. In the first outcome, he explodes into a violent rage tomorrow, complete with webcam abuse and the claw of fail, possibly a Curse-ye-ha-me-ha, screaming something completely incomprehensible about Alec and a large bowl of goat shit. On the second outcome, he lasts three days and then uploads something entirely retarded about Family Guy with only a minor acknowledgement towards the CWCipedia situation, possibly none at all. Also, did he really sign over his rights for Sonichu with the CWCipedia? I'd love to read the terms and conditions of the agreement. [[User:Lord Snotfolus|Lord Snotfolus]] 03:49, 1 June 2010 (UTC)
*Sonichu was "copyrighted" as "work for hire", which means that when the CWCipedia "hired" Chris, he gave them the rights to Sonichu. By abandoning the site known as "CWCipedia" in any form, he abandoned Sonichu and the CWCipedia sold the rights to Alec, who paid Vivian to host her comic there.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 04:02, 1 June 2010 (UTC)

==Author Created: 2-D Artwork==
wait, what does this mean, chris sent in a single picture titled sonichu to be copyrighted? [[User:SenorTucan|SenorTucan]] 04:15, 1 June 2010 (UTC)

CWCipedia

2010-05-31T18:19:49Z

SenorTucan: /* CWCipedia abandoned and revived */

{{Honest}}
{{protip|Incorporate stuff from CWCipedia into CWCki to get the high score!!}}

{{quote|Abandon hope all ye who enter here.|From Dante's Divine Comedy, eerily summing up CWCipedia}}

[[Image:CWCipedia Introduction.jpg|thumb|Chris proudly claims the CWCipedia in the name of [[CWCville]]]]

'''CWCipedia''' (not to be confused with the [[CWCki]]) (now the '''Sonichu Fans Wiki''') was a wiki set up for the sole use of [[Christian Weston Chandler]], as a sort of personal wiki as opposed to Chris vandalizing the CWCki with his bullshit. Furthermore, it is designed to allow Chris to "get the truth out" as he so desired to do on [[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile|his Wikipedia profile]].

Since its inception, Chris has more or less treated the page as free web hosting, a place to put his comics without having to pay for the resulting bandwidth use. CWCipedia also served as the ultimate test of the use of MediaWiki software and software usability, in that it strove to create a platform that even an [[autism|autistic]] manchild/lazy fuck can easily use. Of course, Chris, being a retarded fuckface, still managed to fuck it up from time to time, even with a Sysop holding his hand.

Chris has a tendency to let his mind wander while typing up his entries. For example, in his [[Sonichu]] article he ends up going off on a rant explaining what had happened to [[Kel]] (even though it didn't involve Sonichu at all), and the fact that Chris himself is the leader of the [[CWCville]] Pokémon gym. This leads into Chris describing his supposed gym at length, what Pokémon he has in his team, and his collection of Pokémon in the game (in addition to their level and how he had leveled them). This somehow leads to a fantastically retarded idea for a Pokémon game system that's basically just the holographic projectors from [[Yu-Gi-Oh]], except with Pokémon. After all of that dumbfuckery he gets back to talking about Sonichu again.

==The early days==
Several months after Chris began using the wiki proceeded without incident. He was able to display his comics and music, share more details of his personal life, reveal more background information about the world of CWCville, and shout his bizarre homophobic rantings from the virtual rooftops in peace. The administrators of the site remained a silent, benevolent force behind the scenes.

Towards the end of 2009, this would change.

==CWCipedia advertisements==
[[Image:Untitled.png|thumb|100px|left|Ensuring that Chris sees them EVERY TIME he visits.]]
[[Image:NewCWCipediaFrontpage.jpg|thumb|Chris's revised frontpage]]
As 2009 came to a close, CWCipedia's operators ran into financial trouble keeping the site in the black, given the many hits it gets on a daily basis and the profusion of large files held on its servers. To help keep the site up and running for its TRUE and LOYAL [[fans]], the Sysop that maintains the website for Chris turned to selling advertising space on the site. Keep in mind that these ads were all randomly generated by metadata created by Chris and the people browsing his site, not special hand-crafted ads made by [[trolls]]. Due to the somewhat complicated laws of the jurisdiction in which the servers reside, ads may only be purchased from within the European Union.

Chris makes '''NO''' money from the advertisement revenue. All of it goes to keeping CWCipedia up and running.

Chris responded to these ads with a few complaints to the admin and [[Jack Thaddeus]], who has so far been the only donor who has delivered over €1000, qualifying him to create custom advertisements on the site. [[CWC Blog#7 December 2009|In a blog post]], Chris hoped that ''someone'' within the EU would be able to step up and donate so much money that they'd not only qualify for custom ads, but help to ''remove'' the homoerotic ads that appeared on the site (even though most online advertisers give ''no'' such heavy-handed preferential treatment to premium advertisers, and indeed, no such stated policy exists in CWCipedia either). Even though it may be tempting for some European fans, the appeal of this opportunity seems limited. You can buy a [[PS3]] for you ''and'' your friend with €1000. Or buy three [[Hex Bawx|Hex-Boxes]]. Or four Wiis. Who ''would'' pass up such an opportunity?

On 27 December 2009, the ad space, which was previously at the very bottom of CWCipedia's navbar on the left side of the page, was moved to the very top of the navbar. Another ad appeared on Chris's main page beside the logo. On 28 December, Chris flipped out and replaced it with an ad for the his beloved [[My Coke Rewards]] program. The Sysop, however, [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/User_talk:ChrisChanSonichu#Do_NOT_tamper_with_the_advertisements scolded Chris], telling him that ''he'' had no control over the ads.

On 30 December 2009 Chris, unable to change the now-protected main page, lashed out the only way he could, by adding a block of text to the bottom of his (already hideously ugly) front page image, declaring that no ads were allowed on that page. In the message he said that he would not remove this block of text until the offending ads were removed from the main page. To put this in perspective, Chris ''defaced his own website'' in an attempt to get someone else to stop advertising on it. You can guess how well that worked.

On 2 January 2010, Chris began cluttering the website with his ads again, shilling for [[CWC Cola|Coca-Cola]], [[Wild Sonichu|Avatar]] and [[It's UGH!|Proposition 8]]. He took his self-bestowed title of [[Address to my Cwcipedia SysOp|Captain]] to an absolute extreme, posting the following message to CWCipedia:
{{quote| I have another pair of pages for today, and I will answer another [[Mailbag]] or two after uploading. But I also have another announcement; Jack thinks he can get away with occupying my Introduction Box with ANY Ad, well I have a few items I fully support as well. I will be placing my own Ads around the Cwcipedia, as I assert My Rights to do so [[Chris and his Ego|as Captain of this website vessel]].
'''I DO NOT WANT MY ADS REMOVED OR REPLACED BY ANYONE OTHER THAN MYSELF.'''}}

Additionally, Chris posted the following message to his [[Twitter]]:
{{quote|C.C. Sonichu says:...Removal of Any of ALL of MY Ads is consider Mutiny, and [[Chris and Anger|Mutiny will not be tolerated.]] Stay Safe, and have a good day.}}

As to whether or not [[Jack Thaddeus|Jack]] will receive forty lashes less one for his inevitable insubordination, Chris has no comment.

Due to gay porn ads on the CWCipedia, on 01 [[February 2010]] Chris [[Address to Mao, the S.O.B.|unleashed]] a [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|curse]] upon Mao "Bamboo" Ling, after which he "[[Apologies to Alec and Evan|apologized]]" to Alec and [[Evan]].

Eventually, on 26 [[February 2010]], Jack Thaddeus returned with an unclickable ad reading "JACK'S BACK" (in text, later converted to a jpeg) and featuring a picture of a man releasing his [[navy]]. Chris, surprisingly, never reacted, even though he has a [[Homos|giant homophobic ass]].

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Image:This2this.png|Go from [[Obesity|THIS]] to [[Clyde Cash|THIS]]!
Image:VirginiaLaw.png|[[Jerkop|I am the LAW]]
Image:CWCipediaChrisLesGayAd.png|[http://www.eflgc.org.uk/ What do you mean, 'gay and Christian'? It's not possible... or is it?]
Image:Asperchuissue5ad.jpg|It seriously is.

</gallery>}}

==The Twitter feed==
{{main|Twitter}}

On 25 December 2009, the WikiSysop added a live Twitter feed to the [[Mailbag|mailbag]]. This was short-lived, as on the early morning of the 27th Chris removed it in a fit of rage and added the following note:

{{quote|o I will have NO DISCUSSIONS GOING ON BEHIND MY BACK ON MY OWN WEBSITE WHATSOEVER!

I DO NOT SUPPORT YOU GOD DAMN GAYS!!! I F***ING HATE ALL OF YOU WHO ARE THE MAJORITY OF TROLLS WHO MESS WITH ME AND MY LIFE!

GO GET YOUR OWN LIFE AND LEAVE ME ALONE!!!

NO TWITTER ALLOWED!!!|

--ChrisChanSonichu 04:31, 27 December 2009 (CET) }}

Exactly five minutes later Chris would create a special page for the [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Twitter Twitter] feed, and delete the homophobic outburst quoted above. Chris would create a Twitter account for himself [[Chris and hypocrisy|the very next day]], regaling his fans with stories of him doing yardwork. The wise and magnanimous Wiki Administrator later put to the feed to the front page of CWCipedia, due to the fact that ''(ahem)'' it probably needed some wider exposure.

== A history of (un)availability ==
===CWCipedia closed due to a<strike>I</strike>DS===
[[Image:CWCipedia-Home-Copyright.jpg|thumb|The CWCipedia as it appeared on 1/1/10]]

During the last weeks of 2009, Chris became more infuriated as the gay ads continued piling up. In desperation, Chris began placing ads of his own that didn't inspire uncomfortable questions about his sexuality. The Sysop became furious at Chris's unauthorized interference and warned him that if he didn't remove the ads, serious consequences could happen.

On 2 January 2010, the CWCipedia was served a cease and desist notice by the Coca-Cola Company for its unauthorized use of their logo on the site. Thus, the Sysop was forced to close the website for a few days until the matter could be resolved. Having learned a little first-hand regarding what [[Chris and copyright|copyright law]] is all about, Chris issued an [[This_was_my_fault|apology]] on YouTube. In the video he claimed that he thought Coke would appreciate the free advertisement, but he is completely unaware that no self-respecting company would ever want their product to be associated with his website of fail.

Within a few days the site was returned to normal.

===CWCipedia closed (again) due to theft===
[[Image:Cwcipedia closed again.jpg|thumb|right|The CWCipedia's source page as of 2/6/10]]
In the early morning of 6 February 2010, the CWCipedia was closed down again, this time thanks to a DMCA request from representatives of [[Evan|Evan George]]. According to the request, Chris's use of the character [[Simonla Rosechu]] on his website and in his comics infringes upon Evan's intellectual property, as Simonla is clearly a derivative of Evan's character [[Fan:Simonchu|Simonchu]]. This was most likely triggered by Chris's announcement, [[5_February_2010|in a video from 5 February]], that he agreed to do away with Simonla and stop featuring her in his comics, but only at an unspecified "later" time.

Three days after the CWCipedia was locked to edits, it was wiped from the internet entirely. In its place appeared a redirect link to Asperpedia; however, due to a bug, it redirected to an online role-playing game, ''Dogs of the Seas''.

===CWCipedia lives on===
On 12 February 2010, the CWCipedia was revived to a certain extent. Although it was still locked to edits and only a "login required" screen was accessible, it was functional enough for Alec Benson Leary to display the first two pages of "[[Asperchu#Sonichu_Revolution|Sonichu Revolution]]." The next day, Chris fulfilled [[Evan]]'s request and the CWCipedia was restored for all people to see. "Sonichu Revolution" continued onward from there, prominently featured at the top of every page of the CWCipedia.

On 24 February 2010, a new set of ads appeared on the CWCipedia, calling Chris out on his [[Christian Love Day (video)|unwarranted self-importance]] on his birthday, with a message from [[Fan: Moon-Pals|Sean]] imploring fans to give gifts to victims in Haiti instead. The next day, CWCipedia vanished for a couple of minutes for unknown reasons. Likely due to Wild and Simonla's [[Sandy Rosechu|bastard child]]. When it returned, for a few days visitors were treated to the sight of a series of animated ads featuring gigantic ejaculating cocks, revenge from Jack Thaddeus in response to Chris's execution of the Asperpedia Four at the end of [[Sonichu 10]].

===CWCipedia closed due to parody===
{{quote|Also, you might want to take a look at your site before you go around advertising it... Some pretty vulgar vandalism you have going on there on a majority of pages.|Some guy on LittleBigWorkshop. Chris never read this and discovered the vandalism the next day.}}

Going into March 2010, Chris appeared to lose all interest in updating the site or presenting any meaningful new content. He neglected updating the Mailbag and stopped uploading new comic pages. His only additions to the site in the first three weeks of March were a series of rants directed at trolls and his fans, where he accused them of breaking up his pursuit of [[the Wallflower]] and complained that the demand for new Sonichu comics was ruining his life.

On 18 March 2010, CWCipedia was taken down and replaced with a redirect to a [[parody]] version of the website run by [[Mao]]. The Sysop had decided to allow Mao to buy a permanent redirect for 100 dollars. Since Chris was the captain, he decided to sail the U.S.S. CWCipedia into an iceberg and let it sink, making Jack pull all his funding and forcing the Sysop to shut the site down for good.

===[[CWCipedia vandalism|CWCipedia opened for everybody]]===
{{Quote|STOP THIS!!! THIS IS MY DOMAIN, and I WILL NOT HAVE YOU FAGGOTS SCREW IT UP!!!|Chris, somewhat upset.}}
[[Image:Niggachris.jpg|thumb|One of the hundreds of images uploaded by trolls during their epic vandalism.]]

A day later, however, the original CWCipedia returned. At the same time, Mao was given sysop, bureaucrat, and oversight powers on the site, suggesting the arrival of a new "captain" on deck. The result was much good vandalism, most notably on the main page itself, by "Kine", "SEANBOTMK2", "ALECBOTMK2", "EVANBOTMK2", and "Metal Asperchu." Soon, account creation was enabled for all and the website was utterly vandalized in a flurry of [[duck|genitalia]].

===CWCipedia closed to outside edits again===
Early on 22 March WikiSysop returned to the site after being [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=User_talk:ChrisChanSonichu&curid=46&diff=5987&oldid=5928 busy on other projects] and quickly reversed everything back to the pre-Mao state of the site. However much of the pictoral vandalism continues to remain in the history of many of the pages, and several pages were not changed back, either due to WikiSysop skipping them over or not caring.

===Broken dead===

During the early hours of 31 March, the front page of the CWCipedia [[Patti Chandler|decomposed]] into HTML code. This was attributed to the nature of the 110mb server. The [[Honest content|true and honest]] version created by [[Mao]] is still up and running.

===Resurrection===

Whether it was through coincidence or an act of Godbearjesus, the CWCipedia came back on Easter Sunday. It is more likely that some technicians actually worked through the easter weekend just so an autistic manchild can carry on putting up badly drawn comics when he feels like it for his [[Trolls|fans]].

===Traitorous mutiny===

On 24 [[April 2010]], the sysop uploaded the rest of [[Sonichu 11]] and updated the [[Captain's Log]]. However, many quickly learned that these new pages may not have been as true and honest as they first appeared, as it involved [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] filing for divorce, [[Reginald]] whipping [[pickle|it]] out in front of [[Robbie]], Sandy gets hit by a car, Wild commits suicide by blowing his head off, and all three of the [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|Sonichu kids]] getting killed by drinking detergent (actually, Cerah survives, but was put out of her misery by being smothered with a pillow). Two days later, Chris discovers the vandalization and replaces all of the images with a disclaimer that work on Sonichu 11 was ongoing. He then called out on the sysop's "traitorous mutiny", but was willing to forgive her. He then ranted about how he'll find peace off the internet, [[Youtube Finale|suggesting he may]] [[03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV|quit the internet]]... [[Lie|again]]. (SPOILER ALERT: He didn't.)

===A new face===

{{quote|DO NOT "[[South Park|SOUTH PARK]]" MY WORK.|Chris, on Daria's changes. What he means by this is currently unknown.}}

On 13 [[May 2010]], a new user called DariaCamacho appeared on the CWCipedia. She then proceeded to edit the main page and its templates as well as making new character bios. Chris, still highly paranoid after [[Jackie e-mails|Jackie]], reverted her edits on 14 May. The next day, displaying HTML skills similar to Chris, she broke the main page, which was again reverted, and added a message to her talk page asking Chris why he didn't appreciate her edits. [[Ego|We all know why.]] Chris then added his own response on 16 May, telling her not to "[[South Park]]" his work.

===CWCipedia gets gang-banged (again)===

On 26 May 2010, CWCipedia has been hacked, again. And once again, it's open to everyone. Several pages, once blanked and/or deleted were restored, and ''[[Sonichu 11]]'' had the not true and not honest comic pages back up. Daria Camacho is revealed to be Mao in disguise.

==CWCipedia abandoned and revived==

Frustrated by this new wave of trolling, Chris, [[100 2188|in a message in a recent video]], declares the CWCipedia abandoned:

{{quote|As of today, May 27, 2010, I, Christian Weston Chandler, relinquish what was the Cwcipedia. I am keeping ownership of what it was before yesterday, as well as my Sonichu, Rosechu, Cwcville and all therein.

I stand by my own past statements, and I ignore and heavily disagree with, detest and abolish all that are stated Against me on the internet.

[[List of Chris's lies|I never meant to become famous]], and I wish to [[Manchester High School|go back]] to when there was little against me.}}

With the declaration made, the CWCipedia became perfect breeding grounds for [[duck|dicks]] and [[Doctor Robotnik|PINGAS]]. However, Mao Ling swooped in and rescued it. Given to [[Hamsty the Hamster]], the CWCipedia was revived and [[Sonichu Season 2|a new season of ''Sonichu'']] began.

==See also==
* [[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence]]

==External links==
*[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Main_Page CWCipedia]
*[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Main_Page CWCipedia (pre-vandalism)]
*[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Special:Recentchanges?hidebots=0 Recent Changes] - monitor Chris's (and the bots') latest updates
*[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Special:Recentchanges&feed=rss Recent Changes RSS Feed] - receive Chris's latest updates automatically

[[Category:Chris-chan]]
[[Category:Chris's websites]]
[[Category:CWCipedia]]

Talk:Homos

2010-05-31T05:21:34Z

SenorTucan: /* Asexuality */

==To do==
*All of Chris's quotes asserting his heterosexuality
*Picture of Chris in his mom's underwear
*His comments against homos

==Expand to include Lesbians?==
This could be the topic of a separate article, but how would you people feel about including lesbians into this one? It's an interesting evolution of Chris's ideas. Originally, Chris was perfectly fine with lesbians, as he'd only have male homosexuals jailed and programmed whiled lesbians would be safe. Obviously, the reason why Chris likes lesbians is because they don't make him question his sexuality. I forget what exactly prompted it but I think maybe it was all the comments from trolls about how he's a hypocrite that he decided to start hating lesbians as well, as first seen in the "Boyfriend" music video.

I think this would be a good topic that should be discussed somewhere here on the CWCki, but should we include it into the homos article or should we delve into it in a separate article? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:45, 26 November 2009 (CET)

==Sex Toys thing==

Good so far, but I edited the thing about the anal beads. I've actually ordered from AdamAndEve.com before and they generally give you a choice of a toy or a DVD. Furthermore, the toy is usually based on what you order - order a fake pussy or something like that, and you'll get something like a fake cocksucker. Order something phallic and you'll get something phallic as a free gift (i.e. order a dildo, you'll get anal beads). It's been a while since I last ordered form them (pro tip: Amazon is actually cheaper) but I do believe you can opt out. I do believe that one of Chris's dildo (not his vibrator) he actually BOUGHT because (and I'm paraphrasing his own word) it was only like $1.99 or something like that. The moar you know. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:36, 14 March 2009 (CET)

: Whoa whoa whoa, back up. Chris has a dildo AND a vibrtator? --[[User:MachPunch|MachPunch]] 19:39, 15 March 2009 (CET)

==Asexuality==

Me and a friend (who both enjoy this wiki very much) were talking about CWC recently, and we personally think he's asexual, but trying to put up a heterosexual facade because Grown Ups Have Sex; so I added a little bit about that possibility. [[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 21:21, 5 August 2009 (CEST)

* The asexuality section is great. I really believe Chris is obsessed with getting laid not out of any perversion or actual sexual desire, but because it's what he believes adulthood is about. And to be honest, sexuality is a big part of being an adult, unfortunately Chris is ignoring things like interpersonal relationships, financial responsibility, work, every single other thing. tl;dr: Chris isn't a pervert or homophobe, he's just retarded.

* Alright, it seems that this article is the wrong page for the asexuality bit and that the Chris and Sex page would be a better fit for it, so I'm going to put it over there, then. [[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 08:51, 6 August 2009 (CEST)

*"''tl;dr: Chris isn't a pervert or homophobe, he's just retarded.''" Haha, what? Because drawing furfag porn,drinking his [[navy]],the infamous"''I don't know child, what with the dumb laws.''"quote regarding the fact an apparently [[Zapina|14 year old character]] couldn't be in a pornographic film, the also infamous "''I can imagine myself doing it with a collie at least. you know, like Lassie.''"quote and other things aren't signs of serious perversion at all? <br>tl;dr being a furfag,drinking his semen,showing signs of pedophilia, and possibly accepting bestiality remove any weight the "''he's just retarded''" argument has. Even if the semen drinking, and bestiality answer could be passed off as doing things to get [[china]], it would remain that Chris became a furfag and [[pedofork]] on his own will. <br>Oh,and I'd like to see any proof he really isn't a homophobe seeing as he fits the dictionary definition to a T.--[[User:Ror|Ror]] 05:58, 27 September 2009 (CEST)

*I consider several things, now that's it brought up. From the Chris and Sex page "then hoists himself with his own petard by claiming that Sonichu & co. are not "half-humans" but "all-animals" with human form". Also the fact that he seems to have little care for actual humans, but feel care for his hedgehogs and his dead dog. and the bestiality bits. I think Chris is Asexual to humans, or things he sees as human. He isn't a furfag, because he isn't a furry, and he ain't a furry because he's said "screw that" to anthropomorphized animals, and seems to just like (and "like") non-human animals (because like his dog, his sonichus and such like him for how he is, and don't have stupid human ideas like bathing)[[User:SenorTucan|SenorTucan]] 05:21, 31 May 2010 (UTC)

== Revelation? ==

I happened to glance at CWCikipedia's article on[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Dating_Education Dating Education], and I noticed something.

"It is a fact that individuals who were unable to find their opposite-gender Sweetheart or crushes and get lucky before adulthood are likely tempted to turn homo"

Apparently not getting Hanky Panky during teenaged years leads to temptations of being a homo. CWC Science Proven Fact! Anyway, would this be notable enough to put in either this article or Chris and sex, or just forget about it?--[[User:WEsKar|WEsKar]] 20:27, 6 August 2009 (CEST)

: I slipped it into the "Fear of..." section already, but it bears further expansion. This is quite the psycho-sexual revelation on Chris's part. [[User:CDiddles|CDiddles]] 20:51, 6 August 2009 (CEST)

== "Christopher" (I guess?) faved [http://krapplekomputerkompany.com/cwc/img/1251873110513.jpg this] ==

Christopher also does [http://krapplekomputerkompany.com/cwc/img/1252025256932.jpg a lot] of other shit like that right now. --[[User:Sonijew|Sonijew]] 18:32, 4 September 2009 (CEST)

==Mother's Underwear==
Does anyone know when and why he posted that picture?[[User:Skwrr|Skwrr]] 21:52, 13 October 2009 (CEST)

The picture of Chris in his mom's underwear is an older picture from '07-'08. Why he put it on and uploaded it? 1. You'll have to see the [[sports bra]] article. 2. What can we expect from someone who bows like a girl, penetrates like a girl, and collects my little ponies? 3. A troll made him do it.

--[[User:Scarletdragon|Scarletdragon]] 04:07, 15 October 2009

*It's from September 2008. Lordsillynipples posed as Blanca and "Blanca" told Chris he would leave him if he didn't wear his mother's underwear, hence why he's not wearing a shit eating grin. I swore there was an article on just those pictures but I forget what it was called. I swore that this was something Chris did before on his own (try on his mother's underwear) but apparently, I was mistaken. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 11:39, 15 October 2009 (CEST)

==Home Gene==
I was reading mailbag on the CWCipedia, and one 'fan' posed a question that Chris gave a rather interesting answer to. They asked how Chris was going to rehabilitate the homos after the Dating ED episode in the comic, and Chris explained how he ends up out of the time void a year after the present where scientists have isolated the genes for homo and heterosexuality. He offers his straight blood in order to create a vaccine for gayness, and will take it back to his time period. --[[User:Rye|Rye]] 6:18, 19 November 2009

=="Chris on his alleged homosexuality" needs updating==
I am 99% positive Chris has said something denying he's a homosexual since the most recent quote on the list. We need to update it with other ones (make sure they're some variant of the existing ones, that is Chris denying he's gay and that he's STRAIGHT). --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:18, 30 November 2009 (CET)

==Heather Iglesias==
"Curiously, Chris goes out of his way to state that the children of Sonichu and Rosechu (that is, the fictional actors who portray them, and not the doubly-fictional characters themselves, if you want to add another layer of crazy to the parfait of suck that is the Sonichu series) are watched over by [[Heather Iglesias]]..."

I have no idea what this is supposed to mean; I don't remember Chris ever saying that Sonichu and Rosechu are actors. If I'm wrong, feel free to add back with a source. --[[User:Sonichuis44|sonichuis44]] 03:41, 9 December 2009 (CET)

== Chris hates lesbians now ==

Chris dislikes the lesbians just like the homos. He said this answering a question in a recent Mailbag. --[[User:Sonijew|Sonijew]] 12:02, 21 December 2009 (CET)

Srsly guys. --[[User:Sonijew|Sonijew]] 10:15, 26 December 2009 (CET)

Also is there any "update needed" tag on CWCki? --[[User:Sonijew|Sonijew]] 10:16, 26 December 2009 (CET)

...also I guess I'm starting to take all this too seriously. --[[User:Sonijew|Sonijew]] 10:17, 26 December 2009 (CET)
*I'm gonna make a separate article about lesbians sometime soon, titled [[Dykes Dykes China|Dykes]], since lesbians and male homosexuals don't mean exactly the same to Chris. --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 10:33, 26 December 2009 (CET)
*An update needed tag would be handy, good thinking Sonijew. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:10, 31 December 2009 (CET)

== Chris needs to realize this. ==

Lets just say Chris finally learns to accept himself for who he is (Gay, bisexual at LEAST), ALOT of trolls would stop, because most, if not all of the trolls arent homophobic. Chris really brought this upon himself, its a classic example of a "Victim Complex". ITs kinda like how CHRIS is the one who posted the picture of sonichu on 4chan, yet he blames the site.
-[[User:CJB8895|Cody]] 12:08 AM
:I have never seen proof that Chris himself posted the picture of Sonichu on 4chan. [[User:RobGoblin|RobGoblin]] 03:49, 22 May 2010 (UTC)
:A better comparison would be how he uploaded [[Shecameforcwc.jpg]] to [[ED]]. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 04:21, 22 May 2010 (UTC)

== TARD LOGIC ==

Doesn't Chris realize that turning all the homos straight would decrease his risk of finding a boyfriend-free girl?
I mean if he truly wanted to have a BFG he would want all jerks to be homos--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 02:20, 22 May 2010 (UTC)

==Phobia==
I'd just like to point out that phobia isn't a fear of X, it's an irrational fear of X. So is it okay to change the line "he is literally afraid of homosexuality..." into "he is literally , and irrationally, afraid of homosexuality..." or would this just be too silly/too much?[[User:SenorTucan|SenorTucan]] 05:10, 31 May 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Homos

2010-05-31T05:10:26Z

SenorTucan:

==To do==
*All of Chris's quotes asserting his heterosexuality
*Picture of Chris in his mom's underwear
*His comments against homos

==Expand to include Lesbians?==
This could be the topic of a separate article, but how would you people feel about including lesbians into this one? It's an interesting evolution of Chris's ideas. Originally, Chris was perfectly fine with lesbians, as he'd only have male homosexuals jailed and programmed whiled lesbians would be safe. Obviously, the reason why Chris likes lesbians is because they don't make him question his sexuality. I forget what exactly prompted it but I think maybe it was all the comments from trolls about how he's a hypocrite that he decided to start hating lesbians as well, as first seen in the "Boyfriend" music video.

I think this would be a good topic that should be discussed somewhere here on the CWCki, but should we include it into the homos article or should we delve into it in a separate article? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:45, 26 November 2009 (CET)

==Sex Toys thing==

Good so far, but I edited the thing about the anal beads. I've actually ordered from AdamAndEve.com before and they generally give you a choice of a toy or a DVD. Furthermore, the toy is usually based on what you order - order a fake pussy or something like that, and you'll get something like a fake cocksucker. Order something phallic and you'll get something phallic as a free gift (i.e. order a dildo, you'll get anal beads). It's been a while since I last ordered form them (pro tip: Amazon is actually cheaper) but I do believe you can opt out. I do believe that one of Chris's dildo (not his vibrator) he actually BOUGHT because (and I'm paraphrasing his own word) it was only like $1.99 or something like that. The moar you know. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:36, 14 March 2009 (CET)

: Whoa whoa whoa, back up. Chris has a dildo AND a vibrtator? --[[User:MachPunch|MachPunch]] 19:39, 15 March 2009 (CET)

==Asexuality==

Me and a friend (who both enjoy this wiki very much) were talking about CWC recently, and we personally think he's asexual, but trying to put up a heterosexual facade because Grown Ups Have Sex; so I added a little bit about that possibility. [[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 21:21, 5 August 2009 (CEST)

* The asexuality section is great. I really believe Chris is obsessed with getting laid not out of any perversion or actual sexual desire, but because it's what he believes adulthood is about. And to be honest, sexuality is a big part of being an adult, unfortunately Chris is ignoring things like interpersonal relationships, financial responsibility, work, every single other thing. tl;dr: Chris isn't a pervert or homophobe, he's just retarded.

* Alright, it seems that this article is the wrong page for the asexuality bit and that the Chris and Sex page would be a better fit for it, so I'm going to put it over there, then. [[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 08:51, 6 August 2009 (CEST)

*"''tl;dr: Chris isn't a pervert or homophobe, he's just retarded.''" Haha, what? Because drawing furfag porn,drinking his [[navy]],the infamous"''I don't know child, what with the dumb laws.''"quote regarding the fact an apparently [[Zapina|14 year old character]] couldn't be in a pornographic film, the also infamous "''I can imagine myself doing it with a collie at least. you know, like Lassie.''"quote and other things aren't signs of serious perversion at all? <br>tl;dr being a furfag,drinking his semen,showing signs of pedophilia, and possibly accepting bestiality remove any weight the "''he's just retarded''" argument has. Even if the semen drinking, and bestiality answer could be passed off as doing things to get [[china]], it would remain that Chris became a furfag and [[pedofork]] on his own will. <br>Oh,and I'd like to see any proof he really isn't a homophobe seeing as he fits the dictionary definition to a T.--[[User:Ror|Ror]] 05:58, 27 September 2009 (CEST)

== Revelation? ==

I happened to glance at CWCikipedia's article on[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Dating_Education Dating Education], and I noticed something.

"It is a fact that individuals who were unable to find their opposite-gender Sweetheart or crushes and get lucky before adulthood are likely tempted to turn homo"

Apparently not getting Hanky Panky during teenaged years leads to temptations of being a homo. CWC Science Proven Fact! Anyway, would this be notable enough to put in either this article or Chris and sex, or just forget about it?--[[User:WEsKar|WEsKar]] 20:27, 6 August 2009 (CEST)

: I slipped it into the "Fear of..." section already, but it bears further expansion. This is quite the psycho-sexual revelation on Chris's part. [[User:CDiddles|CDiddles]] 20:51, 6 August 2009 (CEST)

== "Christopher" (I guess?) faved [http://krapplekomputerkompany.com/cwc/img/1251873110513.jpg this] ==

Christopher also does [http://krapplekomputerkompany.com/cwc/img/1252025256932.jpg a lot] of other shit like that right now. --[[User:Sonijew|Sonijew]] 18:32, 4 September 2009 (CEST)

==Mother's Underwear==
Does anyone know when and why he posted that picture?[[User:Skwrr|Skwrr]] 21:52, 13 October 2009 (CEST)

The picture of Chris in his mom's underwear is an older picture from '07-'08. Why he put it on and uploaded it? 1. You'll have to see the [[sports bra]] article. 2. What can we expect from someone who bows like a girl, penetrates like a girl, and collects my little ponies? 3. A troll made him do it.

--[[User:Scarletdragon|Scarletdragon]] 04:07, 15 October 2009

*It's from September 2008. Lordsillynipples posed as Blanca and "Blanca" told Chris he would leave him if he didn't wear his mother's underwear, hence why he's not wearing a shit eating grin. I swore there was an article on just those pictures but I forget what it was called. I swore that this was something Chris did before on his own (try on his mother's underwear) but apparently, I was mistaken. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 11:39, 15 October 2009 (CEST)

==Home Gene==
I was reading mailbag on the CWCipedia, and one 'fan' posed a question that Chris gave a rather interesting answer to. They asked how Chris was going to rehabilitate the homos after the Dating ED episode in the comic, and Chris explained how he ends up out of the time void a year after the present where scientists have isolated the genes for homo and heterosexuality. He offers his straight blood in order to create a vaccine for gayness, and will take it back to his time period. --[[User:Rye|Rye]] 6:18, 19 November 2009

=="Chris on his alleged homosexuality" needs updating==
I am 99% positive Chris has said something denying he's a homosexual since the most recent quote on the list. We need to update it with other ones (make sure they're some variant of the existing ones, that is Chris denying he's gay and that he's STRAIGHT). --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:18, 30 November 2009 (CET)

==Heather Iglesias==
"Curiously, Chris goes out of his way to state that the children of Sonichu and Rosechu (that is, the fictional actors who portray them, and not the doubly-fictional characters themselves, if you want to add another layer of crazy to the parfait of suck that is the Sonichu series) are watched over by [[Heather Iglesias]]..."

I have no idea what this is supposed to mean; I don't remember Chris ever saying that Sonichu and Rosechu are actors. If I'm wrong, feel free to add back with a source. --[[User:Sonichuis44|sonichuis44]] 03:41, 9 December 2009 (CET)

== Chris hates lesbians now ==

Chris dislikes the lesbians just like the homos. He said this answering a question in a recent Mailbag. --[[User:Sonijew|Sonijew]] 12:02, 21 December 2009 (CET)

Srsly guys. --[[User:Sonijew|Sonijew]] 10:15, 26 December 2009 (CET)

Also is there any "update needed" tag on CWCki? --[[User:Sonijew|Sonijew]] 10:16, 26 December 2009 (CET)

...also I guess I'm starting to take all this too seriously. --[[User:Sonijew|Sonijew]] 10:17, 26 December 2009 (CET)
*I'm gonna make a separate article about lesbians sometime soon, titled [[Dykes Dykes China|Dykes]], since lesbians and male homosexuals don't mean exactly the same to Chris. --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 10:33, 26 December 2009 (CET)
*An update needed tag would be handy, good thinking Sonijew. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:10, 31 December 2009 (CET)

== Chris needs to realize this. ==

Lets just say Chris finally learns to accept himself for who he is (Gay, bisexual at LEAST), ALOT of trolls would stop, because most, if not all of the trolls arent homophobic. Chris really brought this upon himself, its a classic example of a "Victim Complex". ITs kinda like how CHRIS is the one who posted the picture of sonichu on 4chan, yet he blames the site.
-[[User:CJB8895|Cody]] 12:08 AM
:I have never seen proof that Chris himself posted the picture of Sonichu on 4chan. [[User:RobGoblin|RobGoblin]] 03:49, 22 May 2010 (UTC)
:A better comparison would be how he uploaded [[Shecameforcwc.jpg]] to [[ED]]. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 04:21, 22 May 2010 (UTC)

== TARD LOGIC ==

Doesn't Chris realize that turning all the homos straight would decrease his risk of finding a boyfriend-free girl?
I mean if he truly wanted to have a BFG he would want all jerks to be homos--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 02:20, 22 May 2010 (UTC)

==Phobia==
I'd just like to point out that phobia isn't a fear of X, it's an irrational fear of X. So is it okay to change the line "he is literally afraid of homosexuality..." into "he is literally , and irrationally, afraid of homosexuality..." or would this just be too silly/too much?[[User:SenorTucan|SenorTucan]] 05:10, 31 May 2010 (UTC)

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SenorTucan: /* never meant to be famous? */

Transcribing this nonsense, I guess... [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 05:36, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
:Actually it's "Transcribing DIS BITCH, I guess..." Easy mistake to make.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:24, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
::The keys are like, right next to each other. --[[User:Blunderscore|Blunderscore]] 11:37, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
==Name?==
I like "Chris tries to leave the internet....again" [[User:CaseHa|CaseHa]] 12:02, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
I propose "Rage Against the Internet." [[User:Ganondorfdude11|Ganondorfdude11]] 06:02, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
:When it doesn't have a name, you're supposed to title it as the date it was posted. This video should be called "27 May 2010". What is so hard about this?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:32, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
::I'll go ahead and do that, if that's okay? --[[User:Pedonymous|Pedonymous]] 10:24, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
::Oh God how do I rename a page --[[User:Pedonymous|Pedonymous]] 10:26, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
:::You need to be a mod.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 14:57, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
:::: Nyoro~n... --[[User:Pedonymous|Pedonymous]]
::::: Virgin rage against the machine? --[[User:Jellystapler|Jellystapler]] 01:32, 28 May 2010 (UTC)

==I lol'd==

This confirms it for me--Rocky has been drilling the "THE INTERNET IS BAD" dogma into him in the hopes that he'll come to agree with it. But hey, this means Chris has indirectly announced the end of Sonichu(yes we all know that's not true but he doesn't lol).--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 06:41, 27 May 2010 (UTC)

*Perhaps to this marks the end of his young adult social group... ever since his May 8th rant about being alone, he's made a big deal about going out and socializing. This is probably a direct result of him being shunned by the group and thus actively looking for new people to put up with him. While the church was not able to kick him out, it seems they've cut him off socially from anything that their doing. I only hope that this new "friend quest" leads to further banning's and tard raging's... on another note, he finally admits to being a man-child. I'm curious as to what made him realize this --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 09:56, 27 May 2010 (EST)
::I can't wait to see what this "friend quest" will have in store. Perhaps he will go to a bar, try to hit on a girl, the girl will tell him she has a boyfriend, Chris will still try to hit on her, and her big, muscular boyfriend will show up and kick his ass. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 16:42, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
::The line "I am active within my community looking for n- looking for new ''friends'' to talk" is the proof that the YASG dropped his Autistic-Manchild ass. Nevertheless, I don't thin we will see a "Friend Quest". His quest will resume to him inviting trolls to met him in real life as he did in this video. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 05:21, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
::: Possibly, but like all humans, Chris will need some kind of social interaction... It's very hard for someone to go without it, even Chris. When he realizes their are no possibilities of making friends locally, he will come begging back to the internet for attention. It's the same exact principle as his sweetheart search: when he realizes there's no chance of finding a girlfriend in Virgina, he resumes his ill-fated sweetheart search online with twice the intensity as before in a desperate attempt to not be lonely. Hell, we might be the only thing that gives his life purpose at this point... --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 09:26, 28 May 2010 (EST)
If this happens I hope there will be security footage. [[User:Shawths|Shawths]]
:: "he finally admits to being a man-child"
:: he's used others more or less euphemistical terms in many of his profiles, like "young at heart". i wonder if we could gather enough to make a new cwc-ism--[[User:Rosechupenis|Rosechupenis]] 02:36, 28 May 2010 (UTC)

==Hat==

It hides his baldness. Mention? --[[User:thelieisacake|thelieisacake]] 06:41, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
*HEY FAGGOTS! SHOULD WE MENTION HOW THE HAT IS HIDING HIS LACK OF HAIR? SHIT THIS ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE HARD FUCK [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 20:46, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
**HEY FAGGOT! WHY NOT ACTUALLY READ THE ARTICLE AND SEE THAT I ADDED A LINE ABOUT THE HAT EARLIER THIS AFTERNOON? SHIT THIS ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE HARD FUCK --[[User:Sack Thaddic|Sack Thaddic]] 01:39, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
***GOD FUCKING DAMN IT HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO READ THAT TINY-ASS FONT I MEAN HOLY SHIT ITS LIKE YOU DIDN'T ADD ANYTHING AT ALL BITCH [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 16:41, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
****I love you guys so much.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 17:04, 28 May 2010 (UTC)

== Two Things ==

*Two things popped up in my head:

1-How many times does Chris say he's straight?

2-Is the "Trucker" look still remind anyone of the Blue Oyster Bar patrons from the first four Police Academy flicks? --[[User:UJ1A1985|UJ1A1985]] 07:21, 27 May 2010 (UTC)

==a challenge?==

As my first troll move, I'm thinking of challenging him to see who has more of a life by having him and I record videos of us and our friends. Good idea? --[[User:AdiosToreador|AdiosToreador]] 12:01, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
:Survey says "Chris almost certainly won't give a shit because you're not trying to steal his identity/'girlfriend.'" [[User:EnsignDisposable|EnsignDisposable]] 12:34, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
::Most definitely. Chris has a narrow attention span when it comes to trolling. It may seem like it's getting old, but unless it's about his copyright or getting China, you're not going to get anywhere. --[[User:Shearod|Shearod]] 14:14, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
: It could be worth a try, and I'm sure it would be loads of fun if - and this is a big if - you could get his attention. Which you probably couldn't, as my esteemed colleagues have just observed. -- [[User:Manwithoutabody|manwithoutabody]] 11:55, 27 May 2010 (CEST)

==never meant to be famous?==
Does Chris really think anyone will buy this stupid "I never wanted to be famous" BS? considering he signs his name on everything, he sticks sonichu into every orifice, he act surprised that someone doesn't know him, he can't leave the public's eye for a week. He want to be famous, he just doesn't want the bad strings attached. Chris will have to learn that it's all or nothing, he either is popular with fans and trolls, or he has NOTHING. [[User:SenorTucan|SenorTucan]] 21:37, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
*... You do realise that there never have been any fans, right? [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 23:33, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
**Chris doesn't know that, and that's the reason he's saying this. He understands that fans=trolls on some level, only instead of realizing that Sonichu has zero non-troll fans, he thinks that the "trolls" are just impatient fans who have assumed that since Chris writes about his suffering, they have to make Chris suffer in order to get more Sonichu comics.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 01:42, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
**of course I know he has no actual fans, Chris himself doesn't know that. Also I don't think Chris thinks that all trolls are ex-fans, some trolls are evil 4cent garbage folks that troll for lulz. I think he's playing this "I didn't want to be famous" thing so maybe the trolls will let up, and stop stressing him. "Please don't insult me, I'm just a humble artist" [[User:SenorTucan|SenorTucan]] 03:58, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
**Thinking over this, I doubt the "I didn't want to be famous" thing is Chris's own idea, this sounds like something Rocky planted into his little brain. But of course, Chris being Chris probably took advice like "if you aren't famous, you wont get trolls" and instead of playing it straight and admitting it's time for him to change his egocentric personality, and actually admitting responsibility. He does the "I never wanted to be famous" because he wants sympathy, avoid responsibility (it's not my fault everyone knows about sonichu and me despite the fact that I PUT BOTH THINGS EVERYWHERE I GO LIKE SOME VIRUS SPREADING EVERYWHERE), and wants to look humble; how ironic. Also this is the last I'll touch upon this, cuz this ain't a forum [[User:SenorTucan|SenorTucan]] 18:13, 29 May 2010 (UTC)

== Taking Bets Now! ==

How long do you think it'll be until Chris returns to the internet, doing what he does best: entertain us trolls? Because let's face it, it's going to happen. --SpaceScreaminJohn 23:49, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
* Probably not even a day. Remember that one time a month or two ago, when he swore he was getting off the Internet? He came back less than 24 hours later, with a rant about the Cleveland Show. --'''[[User:Lime|<font color="limegreen">L</font>]][[User_talk:Lime|<font color="limegreen">i</font>]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|<font color="limegreen">m</font>]][[nudes|<font color="limegreen">e</font>]]''' 00:10, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
** A week at most.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 00:15, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
*** I say before monday.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:58, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
** I am less optimistic than you all, I will give it two months. The speech he gave us got all the hallmarks of Rocky. In his 'Tard-logic, Chris sees these speeches as a magical incantation that might convince Trolls to stay away from their computers. Sadly (for him) it doesn't works. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 05:21, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
*He's already on his PSN, which is technically considered on the internet since it interconnects many computers. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 00:49, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
**Are you serious, BreadGod? See, this is what I talk about in my commentary video. Anytime he's not on the internet, he's playing video games! --SpaceScreaminJohn 01:17, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
**I say a week, if his current pattern keeps up.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 01:42, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
***According to his Youtube account his last login was three 5:11 PM EST May 27th. With this I think its safe to say he'll be back in no time. [[User:Shawths|Shawths]]
***I'm giving him until Sunday. When he changes his mind, though, hilarity will ensue since he relinquished CWCipedia to Mao and looking at it now...yeah. I'm betting on another video and more rage soon when he comes back. --[[User:IWasAPerson|FastEV]] 04:13, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
:::*We really haven't seen that much of him this month anyways. A tiny CWCipedia update here, a gamefaqs post there, the occasional login to OKCupid is all we're really getting. There's no doubt in my mind that he's already Playing PS3 and wasting money on PSN, but there's no real motivation for him to make youtube videos or upload comics right now. He'll be back of course, but I figure we won't have anything substantial from him for at least two weeks or so.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 14:58, 28 May 2010 (UTC)

== chris lethargic? ==

after seeing this video i started noticing something, chris is getting and talking slower than usual, or was i the only one who noticed this.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:26, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
:it is summer, after all. perhaps he, like most bigger mammals, is going into a hibernation mode? --[[User:Jellystapler|Jellystapler]] 01:34, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
:: Mammals hibernate in winter. Lrn2biology. [[User:Menth|Menth]] 02:19, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
:A full decade of doing absolutely nothing but play video games, eat junk food and masterbate while barely talking to a real person have made Chris retard himself even more. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 04:38, 28 May 2010 (UTC)

== Umm... ==

"We're best socializing in real life, talking on the telephone!" ... wait wat --[[User:Spoonman|Spoonman]] 04:08, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
:[[english|this is chris we are talking about remember.]][[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 10:15, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
* I think there is a silent AND in that sentence, BUT I'm guessing he's going to be using the phone as a computer replacement, so it doesn't matter to him anyway. [[User:SenorTucan|SenorTucan]] 20:05, 28 May 2010 (UTC)

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SenorTucan: /* Umm... */

Transcribing this nonsense, I guess... [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 05:36, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
:Actually it's "Transcribing DIS BITCH, I guess..." Easy mistake to make.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:24, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
::The keys are like, right next to each other. --[[User:Blunderscore|Blunderscore]] 11:37, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
==Name?==
I like "Chris tries to leave the internet....again" [[User:CaseHa|CaseHa]] 12:02, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
I propose "Rage Against the Internet." [[User:Ganondorfdude11|Ganondorfdude11]] 06:02, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
:When it doesn't have a name, you're supposed to title it as the date it was posted. This video should be called "27 May 2010". What is so hard about this?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:32, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
::I'll go ahead and do that, if that's okay? --[[User:Pedonymous|Pedonymous]] 10:24, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
::Oh God how do I rename a page --[[User:Pedonymous|Pedonymous]] 10:26, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
:::You need to be a mod.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 14:57, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
:::: Nyoro~n... --[[User:Pedonymous|Pedonymous]]
::::: Virgin rage against the machine? --[[User:Jellystapler|Jellystapler]] 01:32, 28 May 2010 (UTC)

==I lol'd==

This confirms it for me--Rocky has been drilling the "THE INTERNET IS BAD" dogma into him in the hopes that he'll come to agree with it. But hey, this means Chris has indirectly announced the end of Sonichu(yes we all know that's not true but he doesn't lol).--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 06:41, 27 May 2010 (UTC)

*Perhaps to this marks the end of his young adult social group... ever since his May 8th rant about being alone, he's made a big deal about going out and socializing. This is probably a direct result of him being shunned by the group and thus actively looking for new people to put up with him. While the church was not able to kick him out, it seems they've cut him off socially from anything that their doing. I only hope that this new "friend quest" leads to further banning's and tard raging's... on another note, he finally admits to being a man-child. I'm curious as to what made him realize this --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 09:56, 27 May 2010 (EST)
::I can't wait to see what this "friend quest" will have in store. Perhaps he will go to a bar, try to hit on a girl, the girl will tell him she has a boyfriend, Chris will still try to hit on her, and her big, muscular boyfriend will show up and kick his ass. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 16:42, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
::The line "I am active within my community looking for n- looking for new ''friends'' to talk" is the proof that the YASG dropped his Autistic-Manchild ass. Nevertheless, I don't thin we will see a "Friend Quest". His quest will resume to him inviting trolls to met him in real life as he did in this video. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 05:21, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
::: Possibly, but like all humans, Chris will need some kind of social interaction... It's very hard for someone to go without it, even Chris. When he realizes their are no possibilities of making friends locally, he will come begging back to the internet for attention. It's the same exact principle as his sweetheart search: when he realizes there's no chance of finding a girlfriend in Virgina, he resumes his ill-fated sweetheart search online with twice the intensity as before in a desperate attempt to not be lonely. Hell, we might be the only thing that gives his life purpose at this point... --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 09:26, 28 May 2010 (EST)
If this happens I hope there will be security footage. [[User:Shawths|Shawths]]
:: "he finally admits to being a man-child"
:: he's used others more or less euphemistical terms in many of his profiles, like "young at heart". i wonder if we could gather enough to make a new cwc-ism--[[User:Rosechupenis|Rosechupenis]] 02:36, 28 May 2010 (UTC)

==Hat==

It hides his baldness. Mention? --[[User:thelieisacake|thelieisacake]] 06:41, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
*HEY FAGGOTS! SHOULD WE MENTION HOW THE HAT IS HIDING HIS LACK OF HAIR? SHIT THIS ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE HARD FUCK [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 20:46, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
**HEY FAGGOT! WHY NOT ACTUALLY READ THE ARTICLE AND SEE THAT I ADDED A LINE ABOUT THE HAT EARLIER THIS AFTERNOON? SHIT THIS ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE HARD FUCK --[[User:Sack Thaddic|Sack Thaddic]] 01:39, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
***GOD FUCKING DAMN IT HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO READ THAT TINY-ASS FONT I MEAN HOLY SHIT ITS LIKE YOU DIDN'T ADD ANYTHING AT ALL BITCH [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 16:41, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
****I love you guys so much.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 17:04, 28 May 2010 (UTC)

== Two Things ==

*Two things popped up in my head:

1-How many times does Chris say he's straight?

2-Is the "Trucker" look still remind anyone of the Blue Oyster Bar patrons from the first four Police Academy flicks? --[[User:UJ1A1985|UJ1A1985]] 07:21, 27 May 2010 (UTC)

==a challenge?==

As my first troll move, I'm thinking of challenging him to see who has more of a life by having him and I record videos of us and our friends. Good idea? --[[User:AdiosToreador|AdiosToreador]] 12:01, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
:Survey says "Chris almost certainly won't give a shit because you're not trying to steal his identity/'girlfriend.'" [[User:EnsignDisposable|EnsignDisposable]] 12:34, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
::Most definitely. Chris has a narrow attention span when it comes to trolling. It may seem like it's getting old, but unless it's about his copyright or getting China, you're not going to get anywhere. --[[User:Shearod|Shearod]] 14:14, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
: It could be worth a try, and I'm sure it would be loads of fun if - and this is a big if - you could get his attention. Which you probably couldn't, as my esteemed colleagues have just observed. -- [[User:Manwithoutabody|manwithoutabody]] 11:55, 27 May 2010 (CEST)

==never meant to be famous?==
Does Chris really think anyone will buy this stupid "I never wanted to be famous" BS? considering he signs his name on everything, he sticks sonichu into every orifice, he act surprised that someone doesn't know him, he can't leave the public's eye for a week. He want to be famous, he just doesn't want the bad strings attached. Chris will have to learn that it's all or nothing, he either is popular with fans and trolls, or he has NOTHING. [[User:SenorTucan|SenorTucan]] 21:37, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
*... You do realise that there never have been any fans, right? [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 23:33, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
**Chris doesn't know that, and that's the reason he's saying this. He understands that fans=trolls on some level, only instead of realizing that Sonichu has zero non-troll fans, he thinks that the "trolls" are just impatient fans who have assumed that since Chris writes about his suffering, they have to make Chris suffer in order to get more Sonichu comics.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 01:42, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
**of course I know he has no actual fans, Chris himself doesn't know that. Also I don't think Chris thinks that all trolls are ex-fans, some trolls are evil 4cent garbage folks that troll for lulz. I think he's playing this "I didn't want to be famous" thing so maybe the trolls will let up, and stop stressing him. "Please don't insult me, I'm just a humble artist" [[User:SenorTucan|SenorTucan]] 03:58, 28 May 2010 (UTC)

== Taking Bets Now! ==

How long do you think it'll be until Chris returns to the internet, doing what he does best: entertain us trolls? Because let's face it, it's going to happen. --SpaceScreaminJohn 23:49, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
* Probably not even a day. Remember that one time a month or two ago, when he swore he was getting off the Internet? He came back less than 24 hours later, with a rant about the Cleveland Show. --'''[[User:Lime|<font color="limegreen">L</font>]][[User_talk:Lime|<font color="limegreen">i</font>]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|<font color="limegreen">m</font>]][[nudes|<font color="limegreen">e</font>]]''' 00:10, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
** A week at most.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 00:15, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
*** I say before monday.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:58, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
** I am less optimistic than you all, I will give it two months. The speech he gave us got all the hallmarks of Rocky. In his 'Tard-logic, Chris sees these speeches as a magical incantation that might convince Trolls to stay away from their computers. Sadly (for him) it doesn't works. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 05:21, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
*He's already on his PSN, which is technically considered on the internet since it interconnects many computers. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 00:49, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
**Are you serious, BreadGod? See, this is what I talk about in my commentary video. Anytime he's not on the internet, he's playing video games! --SpaceScreaminJohn 01:17, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
**I say a week, if his current pattern keeps up.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 01:42, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
***According to his Youtube account his last login was three 5:11 PM EST May 27th. With this I think its safe to say he'll be back in no time. [[User:Shawths|Shawths]]
***I'm giving him until Sunday. When he changes his mind, though, hilarity will ensue since he relinquished CWCipedia to Mao and looking at it now...yeah. I'm betting on another video and more rage soon when he comes back. --[[User:IWasAPerson|FastEV]] 04:13, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
:::*We really haven't seen that much of him this month anyways. A tiny CWCipedia update here, a gamefaqs post there, the occasional login to OKCupid is all we're really getting. There's no doubt in my mind that he's already Playing PS3 and wasting money on PSN, but there's no real motivation for him to make youtube videos or upload comics right now. He'll be back of course, but I figure we won't have anything substantial from him for at least two weeks or so.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 14:58, 28 May 2010 (UTC)

== chris lethargic? ==

after seeing this video i started noticing something, chris is getting and talking slower than usual, or was i the only one who noticed this.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:26, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
:it is summer, after all. perhaps he, like most bigger mammals, is going into a hibernation mode? --[[User:Jellystapler|Jellystapler]] 01:34, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
:: Mammals hibernate in winter. Lrn2biology. [[User:Menth|Menth]] 02:19, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
:A full decade of doing absolutely nothing but play video games, eat junk food and masterbate while barely talking to a real person have made Chris retard himself even more. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 04:38, 28 May 2010 (UTC)

== Umm... ==

"We're best socializing in real life, talking on the telephone!" ... wait wat --[[User:Spoonman|Spoonman]] 04:08, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
:[[english|this is chris we are talking about remember.]][[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 10:15, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
* I think there is a silent AND in that sentence, BUT I'm guessing he's going to be using the phone as a computer replacement, so it doesn't matter to him anyway. [[User:SenorTucan|SenorTucan]] 20:05, 28 May 2010 (UTC)

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SenorTucan: /* never meant to be famous? */

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2010-05-27T21:37:14Z

SenorTucan:

Talk:Chris and the Internet

2010-05-27T05:52:46Z

SenorTucan:

The littlebigplanet post is already [[LittleBigPlanet#On costumes|here]]. --[[User:Beat|Beat]] 19:26, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

I want to be useful. Is there any way i oculd help specially in the art department?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:21, 10 May 2010 (UTC)

I don't really think that there is much to be said about Chris and the internet. This seems like a somewhat pointless article in my opinion. Most of this is covered elsewhere, and the stuff that isn't doesn't really seem important enough for its own page. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 22:32, 12 May 2010 (UTC)

I don't see much point in this either, this would be a bunch of bits from the other "chris and..." pages... of course I might be wrong, and If I am, I would LOVE to be proven as such [[User:SenorTucan|SenorTucan]] 05:52, 27 May 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Autism Awareness E-mails

2010-05-17T05:48:19Z

SenorTucan:

Oh boy. Clyde, where did you ever get this pile of gold?--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 06:12, 16 May 2010 (UTC)

This is the purest example of Chris's "Mental Block" capabilities. The line "This Fact is My Idea" is quite precious and proves us that Chris got no clue where his Ego end and reality starts. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 18:37, 16 May 2010 (UTC)

== What's the source? ==

There's no adequate explanation here of how or why this exchange began.

*The Autism Awareness people put up a bunch of ads for Autism Awareness Month and one of those sites happened to be the CWCipedia. Chris decided to put up his own version of the ad disregarding the link between Autism and Aspergers. One of the friendly volunteers decided to e-mail Chris about it. There's the story. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 09:51, 16 May 2010 (UTC)
*Also, sign your posts. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 10:57, 16 May 2010 (UTC)
**Maybe we should start bugging him on Landau-Kleffner syndrome now. Add a little variety to the mix. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 12:15, 16 May 2010 (UTC)
***I think I actually saved his altered autisim awareness ad. Hold on, I'll dig em up.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 14:08, 16 May 2010 (UTC)
*This has also been in the mailbag if I'm not mistaken. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 14:14, 16 May 2010 (UTC)

== "Firstly, it was my pleasure to help" ==

Did Chris really pull that from out of nowhere in regards to Lori's letter, or was something removed from the original before posting here? --[[User:LeninandMcCarthy|LeninandMcCarthy]] 18:23, 16 May 2010 (UTC)
:I think this comment came from Chris's misunderstanding use of the like of "Thank you for your time". Let's remember, he's not that good with societal norms (It's 'tard Logic). [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 18:37, 16 May 2010 (UTC)
::I think the subject was missing. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 19:26, 16 May 2010 (UTC)

==Asperger and Autism merger?==
Is this merging Asperger into Autism really happening? and if it is, and aspergers is merged into autism (assuming it hasn't already), will their be Ads in Chris's wiki to rub it in his face (assuming this happens this year)? I'm guessing when this happens, Asperger will technically be no more (and I'm also guessing that Chris will think he wiped it out, and be happy about it... until he learned what happened to aspergers). [[User:SenorTucan|SenorTucan]] 05:48, 17 May 2010 (UTC)

User:SenorTucan

2010-05-17T02:27:53Z

SenorTucan:

A bored wondering nomadic internet person who stumbled upon the weirderful world of CWish-Chan

=My thoughts of Chris=
all quotes in bold & italicized come from this (the CWCki) Wiki
plain vanilla italics texts are quotes and/or paraphrases from other sources.
==Sonichu comics==
===Sonichu 0: Sub-Episode 1===
'''''"His enemy beaten, Chris decides to unleash his Special Ultimate Attack, the dreaded Curse-ye-ha-me-ha"'''''
Chris seems to have this things about adding injury to insult (and yes, being beaten by a sonic-ripoff/manchild is an insult).
It's bad enough that I beat you in a fight, but I must curse you too/it's bad enough that I took your girlfriend, but I must shoot you in the leg too.
(there are more examples of this, the Jackie E-mails come to mind).
chris has to make sure that he gets the final laugh, the final say. And that final say must keep the other person from retaliation
because if the other person retaliated, Chris might have to, you know, think and work for a reply.
And Chris doesn't want that because that means he failed, his great plan didn't work as he wanted.
(like it usually does, because he can't get it in his head that people don't think like he does; rather hypocritical since he complains that being autistic, he can't read minds and that everyone should know that and stop expecting him to actually try to understand people).

'''''"The Jerkhief initially feels no adverse effect and rises to fight back, but the curse soon sets in; he slips on a banana peel, breaks his glasses, and learns that his wife has just divorced him over his smoking habit."'''''
Chris here pretty much shows himself as being the forth in his idea of the holy trinity.
He has the power to bend the free will of others to his own liking, he made a banana peel spontaneously come into existence (he also thinks his stomach is directly connected to his C-Sack, but that's another story).
Chris probably likens himself to a god.

'''''"The Jerkhief's life is shattered, and Chris makes sure the broken man understands that his has reaped what he sowed. The Jerkhief cries that his soul hurts; Chris callously responds that he's suffered worse... "'''''
Chris likes to claim that his autism keeps him from understanding people... I call bullshit with a capitol B.
I know someone with autism, worse than Chris's.
But even she understands what it would feel like, part of it is imagination.
Imagining being in the other person's shoes, But Chris can't do this, because he has no imagination.
The other part is dropping your ego.
Where you have to let go of how you feel towards that person, or any situation you yourself is going through, and see with neutral eyes.
Chris can't do this either since to him, everything bad that happens to him is more important and worse than anything else someone is going through
lost your wife and broke your glasses? well that's too bad, I was mildly inconvenienced by someone doing their job.
I wouldn't be surprised when he heard of the disasters in New Orleans/Haiti/(recent large disaster here) and thought "that's nothing, I got trolled and got no china yet, I have it much worse *virgin rage*"
[[Image:Chrisatheavensgate.png|thumb|And by life, I mean life as a virgin]]
==Chris And...==
===Chris and writing===
I find it odd that I'm currently reading "House of Leaves" and it's easier to follow than the Sonichu comics... I'm not joking.
[[Image:Kellie Andes Pop Art.jpg|thumb|More Like OH MY CHRIS]]
===Chris and Sex===
Coming soon after some consultation...

==Emily==
===Post-date conversation transcript===
'''''"Chris: Umm. Well, this is the, uh... Well, uh, all I can say is, uh, I’m sorry about if you feel—if you feel—if I--that if I mistreated you, and, uh, somewhat, if you—if you felt like I, uh, did wrong."'''''
Really Chris? Really? You make a person feel uncomfortable, and instead of growing a pair, you shift the blame away (because your stupid fucking ego can't handle it). You blame the other person for feeling uncomfortable! I guess it's your fault that all those ads on your stupid wiki make you feel like you're going to die, and you know what? you deserve feeling that every time you let your childish mind connect pickles to dicks and homosexuality, you deserve it you egocentric twat! You deserve every ounce of pain every troll has squeezed out of you. BECAUSE IT'S YOUR FAULT THAT YOU FEEL THAT WAY! no one trolls you Chris. You troll yourself. You hurt yourself, and what's sad is that, you really do hurt yourself when you don't look back and learn from your dumb mistakes. You hurt yourself when you shift all the blame away from you, and make it everyone's (everyone but you that is) fault. Which, when you think about it... Chris is right... but not in the way he thinks, because he can't think of being the cause of anything bad.
==Emails==
===Autism Awareness E-mails===
'''''Second, I DISAGREE, and I personally DO NOT CARE FOR "Aspergers"''''' BAW BAW BAW REALITY SHOULD BE CONTROLLED BY ME!!!!
'''''People think Aspergers should STEAL the Reputation that Autism has earned over the number of years;''''''' What people? damn chris you are paranoid as FUCK!
'''And I do not give a c*** about what "Scientists" may or may not have found there either. IN MY VIEW, Aspergers IS NOT Autism.''''' yeah fuck scientists, it's not like they study this shit... oh wait, they do. oh hell, even if they do it doesn't matter, they disagree WITH ME BAW BAW BAW! Chris, for dissing science and scientists, turn off your computer and live in a forest you hypocrite!
==Videos==
===Animal Crossing Documentary===
'''''"He also expresses his distaste for the Playstation 2 and the Playstation"'''''
Motherfucker (no pun intended) just made it PERSONAL!!!

===100 2178===
'''''"And it all just went downhill. I bet, even Greene County had something to do with influencing that goddamn Michael Snyder to see f- to see any... so recourse... or... anything like that to make him pretend to have a reason to kick me out, quote-unquote "scaaaaring his customers away!" [Flips off the camera]You goddamn, greedy... Snyder! "''''' And with this, I fear my suspicions of Chris true. No longer is he an egotistical twat. but a conspiracy theorist to boot. Not satisfied with just simply noting that nothing bad is his fault, he is now trying to make connections everywhere, he is forcing pieces to fit because he needs pieces to fit. If you think I'm taking this too far, think about this. Conspiracy Theorists tend to work with a "with me/against me" attitude, and the "with me" group is a TRUE and HONEST bunch of people that likes everything the Theorist likes. the "against me" is a huge evil government/Illuminati group that works together to push the Theorist down, and if anyone so much as looks at the Theorist the wrong way, s/he is part of that huge evil group, there is no middle ground. Basically, to Chris, you're a TRUE/HONEST sonichu fan... or someone who works for ED/4cent/Greene county/Michael Snyder/etc. And the evil people are the ones who make excuses, or stop Chris from his HONEST work. Evil woman who takes away his signs of attraction. Evil Jerkops and such that run him away from their stores (and huge straws). Evil women who make excuses for not <s>fucking</s> dating Chris. Boyfriends who take away <s>potential china</s> pretty girlfriends. Michael, who is a troll, why? He made up excuses so Chris can't do what he wants. Of course the world is out to get Chris, all he has now are sonichu fans and his parents.

'''TL;DR'''Chris pretty much the very model of a modern conspiracy nut. He connects dots no where near each other. uses confirmation bias out the ass. projects himself onto others. and acts like the people he loathes. hell, according to this quote from the other wiki ''"Hofstadter also noted that "sexual freedom" is a vice frequently attributed to the conspiracist's target group, noting that "very often the fantasies of true believers reveal strong sadomasochistic outlets, vividly expressed, for example, in the delight of anti-Masons with the cruelty of Masonic punishments."'' and we know Chris sure loves killing people who have done him wrong. And that's not mentioning his Denial and dancing around subjects he doesn't like to talk about. so with my argument presented, agree with me, or I'll make a drawing of you being killed, you evil greedy Snyder fan.

===05142010===
OH MY GOD! I think I barfed in my mouth. He used the death of another person to get sympathy. Is this the new norm Chris? are you going to watch the news, take the worst story, make a video of you going "something happened, I HAVE AUTISM AND PITY ME BECAUSE I'M GOOD". You make me sick Chris, you damned news whore! Sure, I guess he's subconsciously became attached to the story because of the subject matter (boo hoo, one less china in the world, unless Chrissy really stoops). But damnit Chris, whoring dead people so you can cry out "BUT I HAVE IT WORSE". I hope you die Chris, then you can whine about how bad life is for you.

User:SenorTucan

2010-05-16T01:45:10Z

SenorTucan:

A bored wondering nomadic internet person who stumbled upon the weirderful world of CWish-Chan

==My thoughts of Chris==
all quotes in bold & italicized come from this (the CWCki) Wiki
plain vanilla italics texts are quotes and/or paraphrases from other sources.
===Sonichu comics===
====Sonichu 0: Sub-Episode 1====
'''''"His enemy beaten, Chris decides to unleash his Special Ultimate Attack, the dreaded Curse-ye-ha-me-ha"'''''
Chris seems to have this things about adding injury to insult (and yes, being beaten by a sonic-ripoff/manchild is an insult).
It's bad enough that I beat you in a fight, but I must curse you too/it's bad enough that I took your girlfriend, but I must shoot you in the leg too.
(there are more examples of this, the Jackie E-mails come to mind).
chris has to make sure that he gets the final laugh, the final say. And that final say must keep the other person from retaliation
because if the other person retaliated, Chris might have to, you know, think and work for a reply.
And Chris doesn't want that because that means he failed, his great plan didn't work as he wanted.
(like it usually does, because he can't get it in his head that people don't think like he does; rather hypocritical since he complains that being autistic, he can't read minds and that everyone should know that and stop expecting him to actually try to understand people).

'''''"The Jerkhief initially feels no adverse effect and rises to fight back, but the curse soon sets in; he slips on a banana peel, breaks his glasses, and learns that his wife has just divorced him over his smoking habit."'''''
Chris here pretty much shows himself as being the forth in his idea of the holy trinity.
He has the power to bend the free will of others to his own liking, he made a banana peel spontaneously come into existence (he also thinks his stomach is directly connected to his C-Sack, but that's another story).
Chris probably likens himself to a god.

'''''"The Jerkhief's life is shattered, and Chris makes sure the broken man understands that his has reaped what he sowed. The Jerkhief cries that his soul hurts; Chris callously responds that he's suffered worse... "'''''
Chris likes to claim that his autism keeps him from understanding people... I call bullshit with a capitol B.
I know someone with autism, worse than Chris's.
But even she understands what it would feel like, part of it is imagination.
Imagining being in the other person's shoes, But Chris can't do this, because he has no imagination.
The other part is dropping your ego.
Where you have to let go of how you feel towards that person, or any situation you yourself is going through, and see with neutral eyes.
Chris can't do this either since to him, everything bad that happens to him is more important and worse than anything else someone is going through
lost your wife and broke your glasses? well that's too bad, I was mildly inconvenienced by someone doing their job.
I wouldn't be surprised when he heard of the disasters in New Orleans/Haiti/(recent large disaster here) and thought "that's nothing, I got trolled and got no china yet, I have it much worse *virgin rage*"
[[Image:Chrisatheavensgate.png|thumb|And by life, I mean life as a virgin]]
===Chris And...===
====Chris and writing====
I find it odd that I'm currently reading "House of Leaves" and it's easier to follow than the Sonichu comics... I'm not joking.
[[Image:Kellie Andes Pop Art.jpg|thumb|More Like OH MY CHRIS]]
====Chris and Sex====
Coming soon after some consultation...

===Emily===
====Post-date conversation transcript====
'''''"Chris: Umm. Well, this is the, uh... Well, uh, all I can say is, uh, I’m sorry about if you feel—if you feel—if I--that if I mistreated you, and, uh, somewhat, if you—if you felt like I, uh, did wrong."'''''
Really Chris? Really? You make a person feel uncomfortable, and instead of growing a pair, you shift the blame away (because your stupid fucking ego can't handle it). You blame the other person for feeling uncomfortable! I guess it's your fault that all those ads on your stupid wiki make you feel like you're going to die, and you know what? you deserve feeling that every time you let your childish mind connect pickles to dicks and homosexuality, you deserve it you egocentric twat! You deserve every ounce of pain every troll has squeezed out of you. BECAUSE IT'S YOUR FAULT THAT YOU FEEL THAT WAY! no one trolls you Chris. You troll yourself. You hurt yourself, and what's sad is that, you really do hurt yourself when you don't look back and learn from your dumb mistakes. You hurt yourself when you shift all the blame away from you, and make it everyone's (everyone but you that is) fault. Which, when you think about it... Chris is right... but not in the way he thinks, because he can't think of being the cause of anything bad.

===Videos===
===Animal Crossing Documentary===
'''''"He also expresses his distaste for the Playstation 2 and the Playstation"'''''
Motherfucker (no pun intended) just made it PERSONAL!!!

====100 2178====
'''''"And it all just went downhill. I bet, even Greene County had something to do with influencing that goddamn Michael Snyder to see f- to see any... so recourse... or... anything like that to make him pretend to have a reason to kick me out, quote-unquote "scaaaaring his customers away!" [Flips off the camera]You goddamn, greedy... Snyder! "''''' And with this, I fear my suspicions of Chris true. No longer is he an egotistical twat. but a conspiracy theorist to boot. Not satisfied with just simply noting that nothing bad is his fault, he is now trying to make connections everywhere, he is forcing pieces to fit because he needs pieces to fit. If you think I'm taking this too far, think about this. Conspiracy Theorists tend to work with a "with me/against me" attitude, and the "with me" group is a TRUE and HONEST bunch of people that likes everything the Theorist likes. the "against me" is a huge evil government/Illuminati group that works together to push the Theorist down, and if anyone so much as looks at the Theorist the wrong way, s/he is part of that huge evil group, there is no middle ground. Basically, to Chris, you're a TRUE/HONEST sonichu fan... or someone who works for ED/4cent/Greene county/Michael Snyder/etc. And the evil people are the ones who make excuses, or stop Chris from his HONEST work. Evil woman who takes away his signs of attraction. Evil Jerkops and such that run him away from their stores (and huge straws). Evil women who make excuses for not <s>fucking</s> dating Chris. Boyfriends who take away <s>potential china</s> pretty girlfriends. Michael, who is a troll, why? He made up excuses so Chris can't do what he wants. Of course the world is out to get Chris, all he has now are sonichu fans and his parents.

'''TL;DR'''Chris pretty much the very model of a modern conspiracy nut. He connects dots no where near each other. uses confirmation bias out the ass. projects himself onto others. and acts like the people he loathes. hell, according to this quote from the other wiki ''"Hofstadter also noted that "sexual freedom" is a vice frequently attributed to the conspiracist's target group, noting that "very often the fantasies of true believers reveal strong sadomasochistic outlets, vividly expressed, for example, in the delight of anti-Masons with the cruelty of Masonic punishments."'' and we know Chris sure loves killing people who have done him wrong. And that's not mentioning his Denial and dancing around subjects he doesn't like to talk about. so with my argument presented, agree with me, or I'll make a drawing of you being killed, you evil greedy Snyder fan.

====05142010====
OH MY GOD! I think I barfed in my mouth. He used the death of another person to get sympathy. Is this the new norm Chris? are you going to watch the news, take the worst story, make a video of you going "something happened, I HAVE AUTISM AND PITY ME BECAUSE I'M GOOD". You make me sick Chris, you damned news whore! Sure, I guess he's subconsciously became attached to the story because of the subject matter (boo hoo, one less china in the world, unless Chrissy really stoops). But damnit Chris, whoring dead people so you can cry out "BUT I HAVE IT WORSE". I hope you die Chris, then you can whine about how bad life is for you.

User:SenorTucan

2010-05-16T01:44:44Z

SenorTucan:

A bored wondering nomadic internet person who stumbled upon the weirderful world of CWish-Chan

==My thoughts of Chris==
all quotes in bold & italicized come from this (the CWCki) Wiki
plain vanilla italics texts are quotes and/or paraphrases from other sources.
===Sonichu comics===
====Sonichu 0: Sub-Episode 1====
'''''"His enemy beaten, Chris decides to unleash his Special Ultimate Attack, the dreaded Curse-ye-ha-me-ha"'''''
Chris seems to have this things about adding injury to insult (and yes, being beaten by a sonic-ripoff/manchild is an insult).
It's bad enough that I beat you in a fight, but I must curse you too/it's bad enough that I took your girlfriend, but I must shoot you in the leg too.
(there are more examples of this, the Jackie E-mails come to mind).
chris has to make sure that he gets the final laugh, the final say. And that final say must keep the other person from retaliation
because if the other person retaliated, Chris might have to, you know, think and work for a reply.
And Chris doesn't want that because that means he failed, his great plan didn't work as he wanted.
(like it usually does, because he can't get it in his head that people don't think like he does; rather hypocritical since he complains that being autistic, he can't read minds and that everyone should know that and stop expecting him to actually try to understand people).

'''''"The Jerkhief initially feels no adverse effect and rises to fight back, but the curse soon sets in; he slips on a banana peel, breaks his glasses, and learns that his wife has just divorced him over his smoking habit."'''''
Chris here pretty much shows himself as being the forth in his idea of the holy trinity.
He has the power to bend the free will of others to his own liking, he made a banana peel spontaneously come into existence (he also thinks his stomach is directly connected to his C-Sack, but that's another story).
Chris probably likens himself to a god.

'''''"The Jerkhief's life is shattered, and Chris makes sure the broken man understands that his has reaped what he sowed. The Jerkhief cries that his soul hurts; Chris callously responds that he's suffered worse... "'''''
Chris likes to claim that his autism keeps him from understanding people... I call bullshit with a capitol B.
I know someone with autism, worse than Chris's.
But even she understands what it would feel like, part of it is imagination.
Imagining being in the other person's shoes, But Chris can't do this, because he has no imagination.
The other part is dropping your ego.
Where you have to let go of how you feel towards that person, or any situation you yourself is going through, and see with neutral eyes.
Chris can't do this either since to him, everything bad that happens to him is more important and worse than anything else someone is going through
lost your wife and broke your glasses? well that's too bad, I was mildly inconvenienced by someone doing their job.
I wouldn't be surprised when he heard of the disasters in New Orleans/Haiti/(recent large disaster here) and thought "that's nothing, I got trolled and got no china yet, I have it much worse *virgin rage*"
[[Image:Chrisatheavensgate.png|thumb|And by life, I mean life as a virgin]]
===Chris And...===
====Chris and writing====
I find it odd that I'm currently reading "House of Leaves" and it's easier to follow than the Sonichu comics... I'm not joking.
[[Image:Kellie Andes Pop Art.jpg|thumb|More Like OH MY CHRIS]]
====Chris and Sex====
Coming soon after some consultation...

===Emily===
====Post-date conversation transcript====
'''''"Chris: Umm. Well, this is the, uh... Well, uh, all I can say is, uh, I’m sorry about if you feel—if you feel—if I--that if I mistreated you, and, uh, somewhat, if you—if you felt like I, uh, did wrong."'''''
Really Chris? Really? You make a person feel uncomfortable, and instead of growing a pair, you shift the blame away (because your stupid fucking ego can't handle it). You blame the other person for feeling uncomfortable! I guess it's your fault that all those ads on your stupid wiki make you feel like you're going to die, and you know what? you deserve feeling that every time you let your childish mind connect pickles to dicks and homosexuality, you deserve it you egocentric twat! You deserve every ounce of pain every troll has squeezed out of you. BECAUSE IT'S YOUR FAULT THAT YOU FEEL THAT WAY! no one trolls you Chris. You troll yourself. You hurt yourself, and what's sad is that, you really do hurt yourself when you don't look back and learn from your dumb mistakes. You hurt yourself when you shift all the blame away from you, and make it everyone's (everyone but you that is) fault. Which, when you think about it... Chris is right... but not in the way he thinks, because he can't think of being the cause of anything bad.

===Animal Crossing Documentary===
'''''"He also expresses his distaste for the Playstation 2 and the Playstation"'''''
Motherfucker (no pun intended) just made it PERSONAL!!!

===Videos===
====100 2178====
'''''"And it all just went downhill. I bet, even Greene County had something to do with influencing that goddamn Michael Snyder to see f- to see any... so recourse... or... anything like that to make him pretend to have a reason to kick me out, quote-unquote "scaaaaring his customers away!" [Flips off the camera]You goddamn, greedy... Snyder! "''''' And with this, I fear my suspicions of Chris true. No longer is he an egotistical twat. but a conspiracy theorist to boot. Not satisfied with just simply noting that nothing bad is his fault, he is now trying to make connections everywhere, he is forcing pieces to fit because he needs pieces to fit. If you think I'm taking this too far, think about this. Conspiracy Theorists tend to work with a "with me/against me" attitude, and the "with me" group is a TRUE and HONEST bunch of people that likes everything the Theorist likes. the "against me" is a huge evil government/Illuminati group that works together to push the Theorist down, and if anyone so much as looks at the Theorist the wrong way, s/he is part of that huge evil group, there is no middle ground. Basically, to Chris, you're a TRUE/HONEST sonichu fan... or someone who works for ED/4cent/Greene county/Michael Snyder/etc. And the evil people are the ones who make excuses, or stop Chris from his HONEST work. Evil woman who takes away his signs of attraction. Evil Jerkops and such that run him away from their stores (and huge straws). Evil women who make excuses for not <s>fucking</s> dating Chris. Boyfriends who take away <s>potential china</s> pretty girlfriends. Michael, who is a troll, why? He made up excuses so Chris can't do what he wants. Of course the world is out to get Chris, all he has now are sonichu fans and his parents.

'''TL;DR'''Chris pretty much the very model of a modern conspiracy nut. He connects dots no where near each other. uses confirmation bias out the ass. projects himself onto others. and acts like the people he loathes. hell, according to this quote from the other wiki ''"Hofstadter also noted that "sexual freedom" is a vice frequently attributed to the conspiracist's target group, noting that "very often the fantasies of true believers reveal strong sadomasochistic outlets, vividly expressed, for example, in the delight of anti-Masons with the cruelty of Masonic punishments."'' and we know Chris sure loves killing people who have done him wrong. And that's not mentioning his Denial and dancing around subjects he doesn't like to talk about. so with my argument presented, agree with me, or I'll make a drawing of you being killed, you evil greedy Snyder fan.

====05142010====
OH MY GOD! I think I barfed in my mouth. He used the death of another person to get sympathy. Is this the new norm Chris? are you going to watch the news, take the worst story, make a video of you going "something happened, I HAVE AUTISM AND PITY ME BECAUSE I'M GOOD". You make me sick Chris, you damned news whore! Sure, I guess he's subconsciously became attached to the story because of the subject matter (boo hoo, one less china in the world, unless Chrissy really stoops). But damnit Chris, whoring dead people so you can cry out "BUT I HAVE IT WORSE". I hope you die Chris, then you can whine about how bad life is for you.

User:SenorTucan

2010-05-14T17:48:24Z

SenorTucan: /* 100 2178 */

A bored wondering nomadic internet person who stumbled upon the weirderful world of CWish-Chan

==My thoughts of Chris==
all quotes in bold & italicized come from this (the CWCki) Wiki
plain vanilla italics texts are quotes and/or paraphrases from other sources.
===Sonichu comics===
====Sonichu 0: Sub-Episode 1====
'''''"His enemy beaten, Chris decides to unleash his Special Ultimate Attack, the dreaded Curse-ye-ha-me-ha"'''''
Chris seems to have this things about adding injury to insult (and yes, being beaten by a sonic-ripoff/manchild is an insult).
It's bad enough that I beat you in a fight, but I must curse you too/it's bad enough that I took your girlfriend, but I must shoot you in the leg too.
(there are more examples of this, the Jackie E-mails come to mind).
chris has to make sure that he gets the final laugh, the final say. And that final say must keep the other person from retaliation
because if the other person retaliated, Chris might have to, you know, think and work for a reply.
And Chris doesn't want that because that means he failed, his great plan didn't work as he wanted.
(like it usually does, because he can't get it in his head that people don't think like he does; rather hypocritical since he complains that being autistic, he can't read minds and that everyone should know that and stop expecting him to actually try to understand people).

'''''"The Jerkhief initially feels no adverse effect and rises to fight back, but the curse soon sets in; he slips on a banana peel, breaks his glasses, and learns that his wife has just divorced him over his smoking habit."'''''
Chris here pretty much shows himself as being the forth in his idea of the holy trinity.
He has the power to bend the free will of others to his own liking, he made a banana peel spontaneously come into existence (he also thinks his stomach is directly connected to his C-Sack, but that's another story).
Chris probably likens himself to a god.

'''''"The Jerkhief's life is shattered, and Chris makes sure the broken man understands that his has reaped what he sowed. The Jerkhief cries that his soul hurts; Chris callously responds that he's suffered worse... "'''''
Chris likes to claim that his autism keeps him from understanding people... I call bullshit with a capitol B.
I know someone with autism, worse than Chris's.
But even she understands what it would feel like, part of it is imagination.
Imagining being in the other person's shoes, But Chris can't do this, because he has no imagination.
The other part is dropping your ego.
Where you have to let go of how you feel towards that person, or any situation you yourself is going through, and see with neutral eyes.
Chris can't do this either since to him, everything bad that happens to him is more important and worse than anything else someone is going through
lost your wife and broke your glasses? well that's too bad, I was mildly inconvenienced by someone doing their job.
I wouldn't be surprised when he heard of the disasters in New Orleans/Haiti/(recent large disaster here) and thought "that's nothing, I got trolled and got no china yet, I have it much worse *virgin rage*"
[[Image:Chrisatheavensgate.png|thumb|And by life, I mean life as a virgin]]
===Chris And...===
====Chris and writing====
I find it odd that I'm currently reading "House of Leaves" and it's easier to follow than the Sonichu comics... I'm not joking.
[[Image:Kellie Andes Pop Art.jpg|thumb|More Like OH MY CHRIS]]
====Chris and Sex====
Coming soon after some consultation...

===Emily===
====Post-date conversation transcript====
'''''"Chris: Umm. Well, this is the, uh... Well, uh, all I can say is, uh, I’m sorry about if you feel—if you feel—if I--that if I mistreated you, and, uh, somewhat, if you—if you felt like I, uh, did wrong."'''''
Really Chris? Really? You make a person feel uncomfortable, and instead of growing a pair, you shift the blame away (because your stupid fucking ego can't handle it). You blame the other person for feeling uncomfortable! I guess it's your fault that all those ads on your stupid wiki make you feel like you're going to die, and you know what? you deserve feeling that every time you let your childish mind connect pickles to dicks and homosexuality, you deserve it you egocentric twat! You deserve every ounce of pain every troll has squeezed out of you. BECAUSE IT'S YOUR FAULT THAT YOU FEEL THAT WAY! no one trolls you Chris. You troll yourself. You hurt yourself, and what's sad is that, you really do hurt yourself when you don't look back and learn from your dumb mistakes. You hurt yourself when you shift all the blame away from you, and make it everyone's (everyone but you that is) fault. Which, when you think about it... Chris is right... but not in the way he thinks, because he can't think of being the cause of anything bad.

===Animal Crossing Documentary===
'''''"He also expresses his distaste for the Playstation 2 and the Playstation"'''''
Motherfucker (no pun intended) just made it PERSONAL!!!

===Videos===
====100 2178====
'''''"And it all just went downhill. I bet, even Greene County had something to do with influencing that goddamn Michael Snyder to see f- to see any... so recourse... or... anything like that to make him pretend to have a reason to kick me out, quote-unquote "scaaaaring his customers away!" [Flips off the camera]You goddamn, greedy... Snyder! "''''' And with this, I fear my suspicions of Chris true. No longer is he an egotistical twat. but a conspiracy theorist to boot. Not satisfied with just simply noting that nothing bad is his fault, he is now trying to make connections everywhere, he is forcing pieces to fit because he needs pieces to fit. If you think I'm taking this too far, think about this. Conspiracy Theorists tend to work with a "with me/against me" attitude, and the "with me" group is a TRUE and HONEST bunch of people that likes everything the Theorist likes. the "against me" is a huge evil government/Illuminati group that works together to push the Theorist down, and if anyone so much as looks at the Theorist the wrong way, s/he is part of that huge evil group, there is no middle ground. Basically, to Chris, you're a TRUE/HONEST sonichu fan... or someone who works for ED/4cent/Greene county/Michael Snyder/etc. And the evil people are the ones who make excuses, or stop Chris from his HONEST work. Evil woman who takes away his signs of attraction. Evil Jerkops and such that run him away from their stores (and huge straws). Evil women who make excuses for not <s>fucking</s> dating Chris. Boyfriends who take away <s>potential china</s> pretty girlfriends. Michael, who is a troll, why? He made up excuses so Chris can't do what he wants. Of course the world is out to get Chris, all he has now are sonichu fans and his parents.

'''TL;DR'''Chris pretty much the very model of a modern conspiracy nut. He connects dots no where near each other. uses confirmation bias out the ass. projects himself onto others. and acts like the people he loathes. hell, according to this quote from the other wiki ''"Hofstadter also noted that "sexual freedom" is a vice frequently attributed to the conspiracist's target group, noting that "very often the fantasies of true believers reveal strong sadomasochistic outlets, vividly expressed, for example, in the delight of anti-Masons with the cruelty of Masonic punishments."'' and we know Chris sure loves killing people who have done him wrong. And that's not mentioning his Denial and dancing around subjects he doesn't like to talk about. so with my argument presented, agree with me, or I'll make a drawing of you being killed, you evil greedy Snyder fan.

User:SenorTucan

2010-05-14T17:36:23Z

SenorTucan:

A bored wondering nomadic internet person who stumbled upon the weirderful world of CWish-Chan

==My thoughts of Chris==
all quotes in bold & italicized come from this (the CWCki) Wiki
plain vanilla italics texts are quotes and/or paraphrases from other sources.
===Sonichu comics===
====Sonichu 0: Sub-Episode 1====
'''''"His enemy beaten, Chris decides to unleash his Special Ultimate Attack, the dreaded Curse-ye-ha-me-ha"'''''
Chris seems to have this things about adding injury to insult (and yes, being beaten by a sonic-ripoff/manchild is an insult).
It's bad enough that I beat you in a fight, but I must curse you too/it's bad enough that I took your girlfriend, but I must shoot you in the leg too.
(there are more examples of this, the Jackie E-mails come to mind).
chris has to make sure that he gets the final laugh, the final say. And that final say must keep the other person from retaliation
because if the other person retaliated, Chris might have to, you know, think and work for a reply.
And Chris doesn't want that because that means he failed, his great plan didn't work as he wanted.
(like it usually does, because he can't get it in his head that people don't think like he does; rather hypocritical since he complains that being autistic, he can't read minds and that everyone should know that and stop expecting him to actually try to understand people).

'''''"The Jerkhief initially feels no adverse effect and rises to fight back, but the curse soon sets in; he slips on a banana peel, breaks his glasses, and learns that his wife has just divorced him over his smoking habit."'''''
Chris here pretty much shows himself as being the forth in his idea of the holy trinity.
He has the power to bend the free will of others to his own liking, he made a banana peel spontaneously come into existence (he also thinks his stomach is directly connected to his C-Sack, but that's another story).
Chris probably likens himself to a god.

'''''"The Jerkhief's life is shattered, and Chris makes sure the broken man understands that his has reaped what he sowed. The Jerkhief cries that his soul hurts; Chris callously responds that he's suffered worse... "'''''
Chris likes to claim that his autism keeps him from understanding people... I call bullshit with a capitol B.
I know someone with autism, worse than Chris's.
But even she understands what it would feel like, part of it is imagination.
Imagining being in the other person's shoes, But Chris can't do this, because he has no imagination.
The other part is dropping your ego.
Where you have to let go of how you feel towards that person, or any situation you yourself is going through, and see with neutral eyes.
Chris can't do this either since to him, everything bad that happens to him is more important and worse than anything else someone is going through
lost your wife and broke your glasses? well that's too bad, I was mildly inconvenienced by someone doing their job.
I wouldn't be surprised when he heard of the disasters in New Orleans/Haiti/(recent large disaster here) and thought "that's nothing, I got trolled and got no china yet, I have it much worse *virgin rage*"
[[Image:Chrisatheavensgate.png|thumb|And by life, I mean life as a virgin]]
===Chris And...===
====Chris and writing====
I find it odd that I'm currently reading "House of Leaves" and it's easier to follow than the Sonichu comics... I'm not joking.
[[Image:Kellie Andes Pop Art.jpg|thumb|More Like OH MY CHRIS]]
====Chris and Sex====
Coming soon after some consultation...

===Emily===
====Post-date conversation transcript====
'''''"Chris: Umm. Well, this is the, uh... Well, uh, all I can say is, uh, I’m sorry about if you feel—if you feel—if I--that if I mistreated you, and, uh, somewhat, if you—if you felt like I, uh, did wrong."'''''
Really Chris? Really? You make a person feel uncomfortable, and instead of growing a pair, you shift the blame away (because your stupid fucking ego can't handle it). You blame the other person for feeling uncomfortable! I guess it's your fault that all those ads on your stupid wiki make you feel like you're going to die, and you know what? you deserve feeling that every time you let your childish mind connect pickles to dicks and homosexuality, you deserve it you egocentric twat! You deserve every ounce of pain every troll has squeezed out of you. BECAUSE IT'S YOUR FAULT THAT YOU FEEL THAT WAY! no one trolls you Chris. You troll yourself. You hurt yourself, and what's sad is that, you really do hurt yourself when you don't look back and learn from your dumb mistakes. You hurt yourself when you shift all the blame away from you, and make it everyone's (everyone but you that is) fault. Which, when you think about it... Chris is right... but not in the way he thinks, because he can't think of being the cause of anything bad.

===Animal Crossing Documentary===
'''''"He also expresses his distaste for the Playstation 2 and the Playstation"'''''
Motherfucker (no pun intended) just made it PERSONAL!!!

===Videos===
====100 2178====
'''''"And it all just went downhill. I bet, even Greene County had something to do with influencing that goddamn Michael Snyder to see f- to see any... so recourse... or... anything like that to make him pretend to have a reason to kick me out, quote-unquote "scaaaaring his customers away!" [Flips off the camera]You goddamn, greedy... Snyder! "''''' And with this, I fear my suspicions of Chris true. No longer is he an egotistical twat. but a conspiracy theorist to boot. Not satisfied with just simply noting that nothing bad is his fault, he is now trying to make connections everywhere, he is forcing pieces to fit because he needs pieces to fit. If you think I'm taking this too far, think about this. Conspiracy Theorists tend to work with a "with me/against me" attitude, and the "with me" group is a TRUE and HONEST bunch of people that likes everything the Theorist likes. the "against me" is a huge evil government/Illuminati group that works together to push the Theorist down, and if anyone so much as looks at the Theorist the wrong way, s/he is part of that huge evil group, there is no middle ground.

'''Basically...'''
Basically, to Chris, you're a TRUE/HONEST sonichu fan... or someone who works for ED/4cent/Greene county/Michael Snyder/etc. And the evil people are the ones who make excuses, or stop Chris from his HONEST work. Evil woman who takes away his signs of attraction. Evil Jerkops and such that run him away from their stores (and huge straws). Evil women who make excuses for not <s>fucking</s> dating Chris. Boyfriends who take away <s>potential china</s> pretty girlfriends. Michael, who is a troll, why? He made up excuses so Chris can't do what he wants. Of course the world is out to get Chris, all he has now are sonichu fans and his parents.

User talk:SenorTucan

2010-05-14T15:19:03Z

SenorTucan:

{{welcome|YawningSquirtleRedux}}

I like you, Senor. You are good people. Interesting thoughts on your userpage, I enjoyed reading what you have so far. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 13:36, 14 May 2010 (UTC)
:* Thanks :) [[User:SenorTucan|SenorTucan]] 15:19, 14 May 2010 (UTC)

User:SenorTucan

2010-05-14T14:17:40Z

SenorTucan:

User:SenorTucan

2010-05-14T12:22:15Z

SenorTucan:

A bored wondering nomadic internet person who stumbled upon the weirderful world of CWish-Chan

==My thoughts of Chris==
all quotes in bold come from this (the CWCki) Wiki
===Sonichu comics===
====Sonichu 0: Sub-Episode 1====
'''"His enemy beaten, Chris decides to unleash his Special Ultimate Attack, the dreaded Curse-ye-ha-me-ha"'''
Chris seems to have this things about adding injury to insult (and yes, being beaten by a sonic-ripoff/manchild is an insult).
It's bad enough that I beat you in a fight, but I must curse you too/it's bad enough that I took your girlfriend, but I must shoot you in the leg too.
(there are more examples of this, the Jackie E-mails come to mind).
chris has to make sure that he gets the final laugh, the final say. And that final say must keep the other person from retaliation
because if the other person retaliated, Chris might have to, you know, think and work for a reply.
And Chris doesn't want that because that means he failed, his great plan didn't work as he wanted.
(like it usually does, because he can't get it in his head that people don't think like he does; rather hypocritical since he complains that being autistic, he can't read minds and that everyone should know that and stop expecting him to actually try to understand people).

'''"The Jerkhief initially feels no adverse effect and rises to fight back, but the curse soon sets in; he slips on a banana peel, breaks his glasses, and learns that his wife has just divorced him over his smoking habit."'''
Chris here pretty much shows himself as being the forth in his idea of the holy trinity.
He has the power to bend the free will of others to his own liking, he made a banana peel spontaneously come into existence (he also thinks his stomach is directly connected to his C-Sack, but that's another story).
Chris probably likens himself to a god.

'''"The Jerkhief's life is shattered, and Chris makes sure the broken man understands that his has reaped what he sowed. The Jerkhief cries that his soul hurts; Chris callously responds that he's suffered worse... "'''
Chris likes to claim that his autism keeps him from understanding people... I call bullshit with a capitol B.
I know someone with autism, worse than Chris's.
But even she understands what it would feel like, part of it is imagination.
Imagining being in the other person's shoes, But Chris can't do this, because he has no imagination.
The other part is dropping your ego.
Where you have to let go of how you feel towards that person, or any situation you yourself is going through, and see with neutral eyes.
Chris can't do this either since to him, everything bad that happens to him is more important and worse than anything else someone is going through
lost your wife and broke your glasses? well that's too bad, I was mildly inconvenienced by someone doing their job.
I wouldn't be surprised when he heard of the disasters in New Orleans/Haiti/(recent large disaster here) and thought "that's nothing, I got trolled and got no china yet, I have it much worse *virgin rage*"
[[Image:Chrisatheavensgate.png|thumb|And by life, I mean life as a virgin]]
===Chris And...===
====Chris and writing====
I find it odd that I'm currently reading "House of Leaves" and it's easier to follow than the Sonichu comics... I'm not joking.
[[Image:Kellie Andes Pop Art.jpg|thumb|More Like OH MY CHRIS]]
===Emily===
====Post-date conversation transcript====
'''Chris: Umm. Well, this is the, uh... Well, uh, all I can say is, uh, I’m sorry about if you feel—if you feel—if I--that if I mistreated you, and, uh, somewhat, if you—if you felt like I, uh, did wrong.'''
Really Chris? Really? You make a person feel uncomfortable, and instead of growing a pair, you shift the blame away (because your stupid fucking ego can't handle it). You blame the other person for feeling uncomfortable! I guess it's your fault that all those ads on your stupid wiki make you feel like you're going to die, and you know what? you deserve feeling that every time you let your childish mind connect pickles to dicks and homosexuality, you deserve it you egocentric twat! You deserve every ounce of pain every troll has squeezed out of you. BECAUSE IT'S YOUR FAULT THAT YOU FEEL THAT WAY! no one trolls you Chris. You troll yourself. You hurt yourself, and what's sad is that, you really do hurt yourself when you don't look back and learn from your dumb mistakes. You hurt yourself when you shift all the blame away from you, and make it everyone's (everyone but you that is) fault. Which, when you think about it... Chris is right... but not in the way he thinks, because he can't think of being the cause of anything bad.

===Animal Crossing Documentary===
'''He also expresses his distaste for the Playstation 2 and the Playstation'''
Motherfucker (no pun intended) just made it PERSONAL!!!

User:SenorTucan

2010-05-14T11:47:10Z

SenorTucan:

File:Kellie Andes Pop Art.jpg

2010-05-14T11:45:08Z

SenorTucan: This is also for the CWC project I'm working on

This is also for the CWC project I'm working on

User:SenorTucan

2010-05-13T15:59:34Z

SenorTucan:

A bored wondering nomadic internet person who stumbled upon the weirderful world of CWish-Chan

==My thoughts of Chris==
all quotes in bold come from this (the CWCki) Wiki
===Sonichu comics===
====Sonichu 0: Sub-Episode 1====
'''"His enemy beaten, Chris decides to unleash his Special Ultimate Attack, the dreaded Curse-ye-ha-me-ha"'''
Chris seems to have this things about adding injury to insult (and yes, being beaten by a sonic-ripoff/manchild is an insult).
It's bad enough that I beat you in a fight, but I must curse you too/it's bad enough that I took your girlfriend, but I must shoot you in the leg too.
(there are more examples of this, the Jackie E-mails come to mind).
chris has to make sure that he gets the final laugh, the final say. And that final say must keep the other person from retaliation
because if the other person retaliated, Chris might have to, you know, think and work for a reply.
And Chris doesn't want that because that means he failed, his great plan didn't work as he wanted.
(like it usually does, because he can't get it in his head that people don't think like he does; rather hypocritical since he complains that being autistic, he can't read minds and that everyone should know that and stop expecting him to actually try to understand people).

'''"The Jerkhief initially feels no adverse effect and rises to fight back, but the curse soon sets in; he slips on a banana peel, breaks his glasses, and learns that his wife has just divorced him over his smoking habit."'''
Chris here pretty much shows himself as being the forth in his idea of the holy trinity.
He has the power to bend the free will of others to his own liking, he made a banana peel spontaneously come into existence (he also thinks his stomach is directly connected to his C-Sack, but that's another story).
Chris probably likens himself to a god.

'''"The Jerkhief's life is shattered, and Chris makes sure the broken man understands that his has reaped what he sowed. The Jerkhief cries that his soul hurts; Chris callously responds that he's suffered worse... "'''
Chris likes to claim that his autism keeps him from understanding people... I call bullshit with a capitol B.
I know someone with autism, worse than Chris's.
But even she understands what it would feel like, part of it is imagination.
Imagining being in the other person's shoes, But Chris can't do this, because he has no imagination.
The other part is dropping your ego.
Where you have to let go of how you feel towards that person, or any situation you yourself is going through, and see with neutral eyes.
Chris can't do this either since to him, everything bad that happens to him is more important and worse than anything else someone is going through
lost your wife and broke your glasses? well that's too bad, I was mildly inconvenienced by someone doing their job.
I wouldn't be surprised when he heard of the disasters in New Orleans/Haiti/(recent large disaster here) and thought "that's nothing, I got trolled and got no china yet, I have it much worse *virgin rage*"

===Chris And...===
====Chris and writing====
I find it odd that I'm currently reading "House of Leaves" and it's easier to follow than the Sonichu comics... I'm not joking.

===Emily===
====Post-date conversation transcript====
'''Chris: Umm. Well, this is the, uh... Well, uh, all I can say is, uh, I’m sorry about if you feel—if you feel—if I--that if I mistreated you, and, uh, somewhat, if you—if you felt like I, uh, did wrong.'''
Really Chris? Really? You make a person feel uncomfortable, and instead of growing a pair, you shift the blame away (because your stupid fucking ego can't handle it). You blame the other person for feeling uncomfortable! I guess it's your fault that all those ads on your stupid wiki make you feel like you're going to die, and you know what? you deserve feeling that every time you let your childish mind connect pickles to dicks and homosexuality, you deserve it you egocentric twat! You deserve every ounce of pain every troll has squeezed out of you. BECAUSE IT'S YOUR FAULT THAT YOU FEEL THAT WAY! no one trolls you Chris. You troll yourself. You hurt yourself, and what's sad is that, you really do hurt yourself when you don't look back and learn from your dumb mistakes. You hurt yourself when you shift all the blame away from you, and make it everyone's (everyone but you that is) fault. Which, when you think about it... Chris is right... but not in the way he thinks, because he can't think of being the cause of anything bad.

===Retardo-matic photoshoppings===
<gallery>
Image:Chrisatheavensgate.png
</gallery>

User:SenorTucan

2010-05-13T15:58:10Z

SenorTucan:

A bored wondering nomadic internet person who stumbled upon the weirderful world of CWish-Chan

==My thoughts of Chris==
all quotes in bold come from this (the CWCki) Wiki
===Sonichu comics===
====Sonichu 0: Sub-Episode 1====
'''"His enemy beaten, Chris decides to unleash his Special Ultimate Attack, the dreaded Curse-ye-ha-me-ha"'''
Chris seems to have this things about adding injury to insult (and yes, being beaten by a sonic-ripoff/manchild is an insult).
It's bad enough that I beat you in a fight, but I must curse you too/it's bad enough that I took your girlfriend, but I must shoot you in the leg too.
(there are more examples of this, the Jackie E-mails come to mind).
chris has to make sure that he gets the final laugh, the final say. And that final say must keep the other person from retaliation
because if the other person retaliated, Chris might have to, you know, think and work for a reply.
And Chris doesn't want that because that means he failed, his great plan didn't work as he wanted.
(like it usually does, because he can't get it in his head that people don't think like he does; rather hypocritical since he complains that being autistic, he can't read minds and that everyone should know that and stop expecting him to actually try to understand people).

'''"The Jerkhief initially feels no adverse effect and rises to fight back, but the curse soon sets in; he slips on a banana peel, breaks his glasses, and learns that his wife has just divorced him over his smoking habit."'''
Chris here pretty much shows himself as being the forth in his idea of the holy trinity.
He has the power to bend the free will of others to his own liking, he made a banana peel spontaneously come into existence (he also thinks his stomach is directly connected to his C-Sack, but that's another story).
Chris probably likens himself to a god.

'''"The Jerkhief's life is shattered, and Chris makes sure the broken man understands that his has reaped what he sowed. The Jerkhief cries that his soul hurts; Chris callously responds that he's suffered worse... "'''
Chris likes to claim that his autism keeps him from understanding people... I call bullshit with a capitol B.
I know someone with autism, worse than Chris's.
But even she understands what it would feel like, part of it is imagination.
Imagining being in the other person's shoes, But Chris can't do this, because he has no imagination.
The other part is dropping your ego.
Where you have to let go of how you feel towards that person, or any situation you yourself is going through, and see with neutral eyes.
Chris can't do this either since to him, everything bad that happens to him is more important and worse than anything else someone is going through
lost your wife and broke your glasses? well that's too bad, I was mildly inconvenienced by someone doing their job.
I wouldn't be surprised when he heard of the disasters in New Orleans/Haiti/(recent large disaster here) and thought "that's nothing, I got trolled and got no china yet, I have it much worse *virgin rage*"

===Chris And...===
====Chris and writing====
I find it odd that I'm currently reading "House of Leaves" and it's easier to follow than the Sonichu comics... I'm not joking.

===Emily===
====Post-date conversation transcript====
'''Chris: Umm. Well, this is the, uh... Well, uh, all I can say is, uh, I’m sorry about if you feel—if you feel—if I--that if I mistreated you, and, uh, somewhat, if you—if you felt like I, uh, did wrong.'''
Really Chris? Really? You make a person feel uncomfortable, and instead of growing a pair, you shift the blame away (because your stupid fucking ego can't handle it). You blame the other person for feeling uncomfortable! I guess it's your fault that all those ads on your stupid wiki make you feel like you're going to die, and you know what? you deserve feeling that every time you let your childish mind connect pickles to dicks and homosexuality, you deserve it you egocentric twat! You deserve every ounce of pain every troll has squeezed out of you. BECAUSE IT'S YOUR FAULT THAT YOU FEEL THAT WAY! no one trolls you Chris. You troll yourself. You hurt yourself, and what's sad is that, you really do hurt yourself when you don't look back and learn from your dumb mistakes. You hurt yourself when you shift all the blame away from you, and make it everyone's (everyone but you that is) fault. Which, when you think about it... Chris is right... but not in the way he thinks, because he can't think of being the cause of anything bad.

<gallery>
Image:Chrisatheavensgate.png
</gallery>

Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)

2010-05-13T05:08:51Z

SenorTucan:

[[Image:Chris0.jpg|thumb|<s>Chris's most accurate self portrait</s> [[Sammy|Try this.]]]]
[[Image:CWCFlex.jpg|thumb|Definitely not this one.]]
In the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comic series]], [[Chris]] has portrayed himself as more than a [[Obesity|fat]] [[autism|autistic]] slob who refuses to work. Within the comic universe, '''Chris''' is the mayor of [[CWCville]], "father" of hero [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and beloved by all ''despite'' failing almost as much as in real-life.

Despite the sub-episodes ostensibly featuring Real Chris, he can't seem to keep from evoking superpowers and plot contrivances.

==In the comic==
[[Image:FattyLOL.jpg|thumb|left|A typical comic depiction of Chris - a tall, broad shouldered, handsome young man. Compare to the real hunched, fatty, double chinned Chris.]]
[[Image:Cwcanatomy.JPG|thumb|Anatomy analysis of the character]]

Chris depicts himself as mayor of his fictional town, [[CWCville]]. Unlike real life, Comic Chris is popular, good-looking, and surrounded by women (in reality, [[trolls]], [[Gal pal|gal-pals]] who [[Megan Schroeder|hate him]], or fictional creations like [[Allison Amber]]) He also has the ability to change himself into [[Chris-chan Sonichu]] and use all the powers of the Electric Hedgehog [[Pokemon]] at will (thus rendering Sonichu and company completely irrelevant).

Any characteristics Comic Chris possess stems from Chris's attempt to portray himself as the lovable loser type of character, known from any generic romantic comedy. He is noble, brave, intelligent, and surrounded by cartoon characters who fawn over him. But since Chris wants to score some cheap sympathy points, Comic Chris is also portrayed as having trouble with [[Love Quest|finding a girlfriend]] and is shown to have a limited ability to fight off his [[Manajerks|enemies]] and is regularly in need of help from his supportive friends in order to overcome his problems. In the comic, real-life relics like his [[Medallions of Fail|medallion]] aren't handicaps, they're magical objects which can make his [[China|dreams come true]]. He even has a job as mayor of CWCville, and a [[Allison Amber|doting secretary]] on whom he dumps all his [[Semen|dirty work,]] which she takes with a smile.

In other words, comic Chris is who real Chris really wants to be.

It should be noted that [[Sammy]] is actually a more accurate depiction of Chris in the comic.

===[[Sonichu 0]]===

Being the narcissistic tool he is, Chris felt it reasonable to add himself into his own comic. Right from ''[[Sonichu 0]]'' Chris is depicted on the front cover commanding Sonichu to "Zap to the extreme!", and within the comic itself, congratulating Sonichu for his victory. At this point, not only is Chris drawing himself semi-realistically, but he is still a minor character. ''Sonichu 0'' is one of the rare issues that is actually based primarily around the idea of Sonichu as the protagonist.

===[[Sonichu 1]]===

''Sonichu 1'' is Chris's lowest key outing to date, merely depicting himself commenting on the actions of the characters, and, bizarrely, his own drawing ability.

===[[Sonichu 2]]===

Having again drawn himself on the cover, by ''Sonichu 2'' Chris has turned himself into a fully-fledged main character. Going insane with self-absorption, Chris depicts himself as the embodiment of the [[Anchuent Prophecy]] foretold by his [[Ancient_leader_of_the_Cherokee_Clan|ancestors]]. It is in this issue that he first gains his ability to turn into [[Chris-chan Sonichu]], an event which will dominate the rest of the series almost to the point of Sonichu's redundancy.

===[[Sonichu 3]]===

After featuring heavily in the previous comic, Chris takes a backseat to the [[Chaotic Combo]]. Sadly, he still can't resist adding his head onto the first page.

===[[Sonichu 4]]===

The legendary comic made entirely up of sub-episodes about Chris's life. Things get a little confusing because not only are the electric hedgehog Pokemon depicted as existing in Real Chris's universe, but he also has super-powers with which to battle the [[Jerkop|Jerkops]]. Again, Chris is depicting himself with selfless friends and powers he wished he actually had, but doesn't. And all the powers and Pokemon in the world still don't stop him getting beaten by the Jerkops or being trolled by [[Hanna]]. This comic also marks the introduction of [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]], the sister he wishes he had in real life (for [[china|obvious]] reasons).

===[[Sonichu 5]]===
[[Image:Chris5.jpg|thumb|150px|Manga Chris]]

Real Chris, distraught at discovering [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]] is getting married, depicts himself as a noble gentleman who wants what's best for her and allows her to get married. In reality Sarah couldn't care less what Chris thought about her marriage, which renders his acceptance of the wedding null and void. An interpretation could be made that Chris is battling the two versions of himself - the side who wants Sarah all to himself (Real Chris, played by [[Wes Iseli]]) and the side who wants Sarah to be happy (Comic Chris). It probably helped that by this point Chris had transferred his feelings for Sarah over to [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]], who makes her debut appearance as [[Sailor Megtune]], allowing him to make the noble choice a lot easier than it would have otherwise been.

This comic also debuts the pseudo-manga look (thanks a lot, Megan) that would come to characterize the comic over the next few years.

By the next episode, things start getting confused. Yes, Chris is mayor of [[CWCville]] and can order around public servants, but he still can't find a [[boyfriend-free girl|girlfriend]]. Despite this, he continues to depict himself as a noble warrior of [[China|love]], protecting all of Virginia from [[Mary Lee Walsh|those who would to take it away]].

===[[Sonichu 6]]===

''Sonichu 6'' is the first issue to go into detail about how Comic Chris manages to manage running a city while sitting around getting [[Hanna|trolled]]. Opening with Real Chris discovering that his beloved dog [[Patti Chandler]] can talk, the action soon switches to Comic Chris as they enter CWCville. Chris introduces [[Patti-Chan]] to [[Allison Amber]], a Hollywood starlet who gave up her promising career to run CWCville while Chris was sitting in his [[Attraction Location|attraction locations]]. This character is indicative of how Chris portrays himself as so charismatic that young women drop everything to do his bidding. He is the "Big Cheese". Either way, fictional Allison Amber has a boyfriend, so Chris loses out in his own comic yet again.

Comic Chris spends the rest of the comic bemoaning his loneliness, and making veiled hints that [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]] is his true [[sweetheart]].

===[[Sonichu 7]]===
[[Image:Chris7.jpg|thumb|Chris as depicted in ''Sonichu 7'']]
[[Image:Chrisandsammy.jpg|thumb|left|Chris and Sammy together]]

The megalomania begins on the cover, which is decorated with tiny pictures of the important moments of Chris's life, such as the time he held a basketball or tricked [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]] into being photographed with him.

The comic itself revolves around Comic Chris and Megan, who is depicted as struggling with her feelings for Chris (in reality, she hated him). The comic at this point was being used as a tool to attract Megan, so much of the extraneous action is centered on the dating life of the [[Sonichu (species)|sonichus]] as a (barely) veiled hint as to what direction their friendship should take. The courting of Megan is also why it's the most Manga-centric issue to date, as well as the most inconsistent when it comes to Chris's depictions of himself, as he manages to draw himself differently in every frame.

This issue is also notable because it introduces [[Sammy]], a younger version of Comic Chris who is a lot more similar to Real Chris, in that he watches TV on [[Ghostbusters|"ghost command"]], is [[Obesity|massively overweight]], and [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|shits his pants]].

Halfway through making the comic Chris was being trolled relentlessly, so he responded by trapping himself in the [[Time Void]], and thus removing himself from the direct action.

===[[Sonichu 8]]===
Unable to keep himself completely out of the action, Chris emerges temporarily from the time void on the 10th floor in the [[4-cent_garbage.com]] building in order to physically assault an employee who is working on a caricature of the [[The Oversized Drinking Straw|over-sized drinking straw]] picture, while Rosechu and Sonichu cheer on him in unison. Chris disappears immediately afterward.

===[[Sonichu 9]]===
Chris doesn't appear until the very end of issue 9. In the scene, [[Magi-Chan]] and [[Wild Sonichu]] discover the Time Void and end up pulling Chris out of the void. Fifteen minutes later, Chris, as Chris-Chan Sonichu, unveils some sort of plan (which is never mentioned) and he races off. On the final page, Chris declares that he, and anyone he created out of his sweetheart search misadventures, will never show up in the pages of his comic again... though the last page presumes that it'll continue in "Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Adventures"

===[[Sonichu 10]]===
Despite the announcement at the end of the previous issue, Chris's character returns and quickly places himself in the middle of the spotlight. Whatever small narrative restraints the character had before are now completely gone, and he works more as a wish fulfilling Gary Stu than ever. Even worse, Comic Chris has inherited the same exact personality as his real-life counterpart. During the time this issue was being drawn, Chris was boiling with [[Chris and anger|rage]] and [[Death threats|crying for the blood]] of [[Jack Thaddeus]], [[Clyde Cash]], [[Evan|and]] [[Asperpedia|every]] [[Alec Benson Leary|other]] [[troll]] and for the [[Christian Love Day|"straightening out"]] of [[homosexual]] [[JERK|males]] due to all the gay ads in his [[CWCipedia]].

At the beginning of the comic Chris discusses the future, wherein he is to be married to a woman named [[Lovely Weather]] and, since he slept with her, he is no longer a virgin. Apparently, homosexuality is such a big problem in the future that Chris was also asked by future scientists to donate some of his "straight" blood so they could use it for a vaccine. Chris, however, hoping to employ it on the homos in the present, sends Magi-Chan back to the future to steal a crate of the vaccine.

Chris moves on to fight some devil trolls who had infested his [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|old website]], and then he attacks and destroys 4-cent_garbage.com leaving 100 people dead in the process, including Jack Thaddeus and Clyde Cash, who are forced to commit suicide.

Chris is then attacked by Naitsirhc, but Chris eventually gets the upper hand and tries out the gay vaccine on him. After Naitsirhc turns back into his old incarnation, Chris declares the vaccine a success, and gives the order to pollute all the drinking water supplies in the world with it, effectually eradicating homosexuality and asexuality (since Chris for some reason does not like that either).

Meg Griffin suddenly turns up and claims to be fan of Sonichu, much to Chris's pleasure. After beating up some random guy who called Meg "sir" and Chris "madam", he cheats on Lovely Weather by making out with her, after her confirming that she is consensual. Unbeknownst to Chris, Meg is really Silvana in disguise, and Chris has therefore been trolled.

Once again Chris feels the need to apologize without really apologizing, this time to the homosexuals who might have been offended by the fact that he just committed something comparative to genocide against them. With that out of the way, Chris takes out the [[Sonichu Balls]] and transforms into [[Collosal Chan]], and together with Sonichu, who have now been transformed into [[Ultra Sonichu]], he sets out to "right some wrongs". Aside from the minor detail of getting [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]] out of the mirror, [[Collosal Chan|Hobo Chan's]] main priority is getting rid of [[Asperchu]].

After this, Hobo Chan challenges Mary Lee Walsh and curve stomps her, leaving her completely paralyzed and sentenced to a life-time in CWCville's maximum security prison (killing her is out of the question after the [[Liquid Chris]] furor). After that, Chris reverts to his human form and gives a speech. Meanwhile, Simonla Rosechu is murdered, and the Asperpedia Four are arrested for the crime. And at the same times as Chris starts giving out blessing and apologies to the Asperpedia Four, they are subjected to a show trial for their crime against him and CWCville, and are brutally executed by the Sonichus, with Chris partaking in Alec's execution by electrocution, and personally carrying out Mao's execution by tearing him apart with his psychic powers.

And so the issue ends with Chris by urging everyone to celebrate his masturbatory holiday, [[Christian Love Day]], and leap and dance and sing praise in his name, for great is his wisdom and his benevolence.

==See also:==
{{Fan art|chris=Chris-Chan_(fanart)|linkname=Christian Weston Chandler}}
*[[Christian Weston Chandler]] – Chris IRL
*[[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] – his [[Patti-Chan|furry]] side
*[[Collosal Chan]] - the personification of his God complex
*[[Crystal Weston Chandler]] – his [[Silvana|feminine]] side
*[[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]] – his [[homo]] side
*[[Ancient Leader of the Cherokee Clan]] – his [[Niggos|racist]] side
*[[Sammy]] – his much more [[Honest Content|honest]] self-portrait
{{Sonichu}}

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2010-05-10T00:33:11Z

SenorTucan:

==To do==
[[List_of_Christian's_edits_to_Encyclopedia_Dramatica]] is an amazing resource for this. If someone could go through and summarize some of the related drama he did in the ED article (perhaps split the drama part in two parts - on ED and IRL). Apparently, Chris was more concerned with the fact people thought he was fucking his sister over the fact that it was with Megan. Fucked up, eh? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:14, 10 June 2009 (CEST)
:Filled out the section on the ED drama, I think it's accurate, but I'd be happy to know if I got any of the sequence of events out of order or what-have-you.[[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 07:39, 12 September 2009 (CEST)

"Arguably the most controversial of all of Chris's artistic canon" absolute gold [[User:Bjarki|Bjarki]] 05:09, 12 September 2009 (CEST)

''"Close attention to the parts that interest Chris, namely genitalia and breasts, yet a tiny head he had to squeeze in, most likely because he started with the former and realized 'Oh, she needs a face.'"'' I agree with the general statement, but considering his position on the paper and the relative care he took, I'd like to think he actually started with himself. Because that's the thing he's interested in beyond anything else. [[User:Alteceastlansing|Alteceastlansing]] 23:26, 23 October 2009 (CEST)
*Fair point. Still works because then this shows that Chris is a narcissistic fuck who is more interested in drawing himself fingering Megan than Megan herself, per say. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:09, 26 November 2009 (CET)

=="Sexy images for a sexy website"==
Listen to the YouTube video, I think it was from a Mumble chat and not erroneously a Skype chat as the YouTube video creator says. Could someone find the Mumble chat where Chris says this and use this as a citation instead? As I hate hearing my own voice, I avoid re-listening to Mumble chats. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:07, 26 November 2009 (CET)

== SnorlaxCameForCWC ==

A brief mention of this, including the pic, can go in the "Today" section since it was on CWCipedia and it relates to Asperchu saga. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:07, 8 February 2010 (UTC)

== something missing from the analysis ==
maybe it's just me, but the thumbs on Megan in this picture look wrong. They seem to be pointing inwards when in fact, thumbs point outward when the palms are facing the body. So either Chris is too lazy to draw palms, or too damn stupid to look at his own hands when drawing. Unless my hands are messed up. [[User:SenorTucan|SenorTucan]] 00:33, 10 May 2010 (UTC)

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2010-05-10T00:32:55Z

SenorTucan:

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2010-05-08T18:49:42Z

SenorTucan:

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2010-05-08T18:48:01Z

SenorTucan:

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2010-05-08T18:43:30Z

SenorTucan: quick dirty photoshop I made for a project I am working on, thought I should upload it here.

quick dirty photoshop I made for a project I am working on, thought I should upload it here.