https://sonichu.com/w/api.php?action=feedcontributions&feedformat=atom&user=SessiosCWCki - User contributions [en]2026-05-11T18:35:53ZUser contributionsMediaWiki 1.37.6https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Cwcville_Shopping_is_on_Vacation&diff=198468Cwcville Shopping is on Vacation2016-06-12T23:57:34Z<p>Sessios: /* Transcript */</p>
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'''Cwcville Shopping is on Vacation''' is a video [[Chris]] made on the 11th of June, 2016. The video is of Chris, announcing to the viewers that his [[Etsy]] is being backed up in orders, and that a Zazzle is opening soon. Through most of the video, Chris is [[Stare|staring right at the camera]], reflecting older styles of video. Chris, about one third into the video, tries to pity the viewer into donating by saying that there are "troubles here at home", and that they need cash, even though Chris gets a [[tugboat]], meaning Chris spent all of his money on useless shit already, and he needs more. Ironically, Chris is sitting right in front of all of his toys, and even his new body pillow.<br />
== Video ==<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Cwcville Shopping is on Vacation<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|v=3KL0Z5e4qV4}}<br />
| stardate =11 [[June 2016]]<br />
| Saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}<br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}<br />
| previous = [[Happy Birthday, Jonathan]]<br />
| next = <br />
}}<br />
==Description==<br />
{{Quotebox|Donate to help me, Please. Click the Support Button on this Channel, or send money to me via PayPal to (434)-760-0848. Thank you.<br />
}}<br />
==Transcript==<br />
Hello everybody, this is Christine Chandler coming to you live once again from home; there's actual, actually a couple of updates, uhh, in reference to the shop. Uhh, yes, the shop is consid.. the Cwcville shopping Esty store is currently on vacation until i catch up with my orders. So, again that's on vacation , and hopefully I will have all non-book orders by the end of this month, and then the books ready to go out as...if not t-sooner then...mid July. Goin out. And also do-d-the books will be relocating to a different location and soon enough after I get-uh things going..um more things going I have the uh, second cwi-second brance of cwcville shopping over on zazzle opening soon with official pieces that I will be contributing to and actually getting the of the money to. <br />
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Ah.<br />
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But-anyway aside from that..um..*faces curls in stress*yeah. Troubles *stress sigh* happening here at home again-ah. So I'm really depressed, trapped, my mom's bothering me, phew. [what] on my mind, more than the weight of a hippopotamus on my head I have practically planet Pluto. And I don't care rather its been deci-declassified or not I still consider A PLANET! <br />
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*stress sigh* <br />
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Anywhoso, yeah with that, and, I'm unable to connect to The YouTubes through my PlayStation so I gotta use the darn selfie stick and that's why it's a little bit shakey right now. <br />
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Anyways<br />
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So aside from that, um...I dunno, OH, right, donations. You can help donate to me by clicking the support button here on the YouTube channel..or s-or you can directly send me money through paypal to my phone number............which that's my best guess or I dunno if uh you can send it directly to my name...uh. Well I don't know everything, but anyway click the uh support button so bri-s-s-subscribe watch the advertisements along side my video, um, send it to me via PayPal through my phone number, um<br />
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But anyway<br />
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Aside from that, um, I dunno, fun times! Yipeedeedo! We're gonna have fun! I'm gonna [unintelligible] der de der der doo do doo do do al lab abla alba we're gonna have some fun! I'm rumpin around town! I'm having a being myself! I don't necessarily need a sword but my figures holding onto one yipeedeedoo! woopeedoo! Actually this work better. *grabs a girl lego figure with blue hair* da da da da da da na da da da na da da <br />
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*stress sigh*<br />
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*his mood snaps from excited to depressed, his eyes grow teary* yup I got too much on my head. [unintelligible] my worries, so *glares* yeah. Could use some help, so I can...*looks down in shame* I mean, I'm trying! I'm trying to get money in this house-my mom ee-YEAAAAAAAAAAR. TOO MUCH! TOO MUCH! REEEEEEE-have a good day.</div>Sessioshttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Cwcville_Shopping_is_on_Vacation&diff=198450Cwcville Shopping is on Vacation2016-06-12T21:43:18Z<p>Sessios: /* Transcript */</p>
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'''Cwcville Shopping is on Vacation''' is a video [[Chris]] made on the 11th of June, 2016. The video is of Chris, announcing to the viewers that his [[Etsy]] is being backed up in orders, and that a Zazzle is opening soon. Through most of the video, Chris is [[Stare|staring right at the camera]], reflecting older styles of video. Chris, about one third into the video, tries to pity the viewer into donating by saying that there are "troubles here at home", and that they need cash, even though Chris gets a [[tugboat]], meaning Chris spent all of his money on useless shit already, and he needs more. Ironically, Chris is sitting right in front of all of his toys, and even his new body pillow.<br />
== Video ==<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Cwcville Shopping is on Vacation<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|v=3KL0Z5e4qV4}}<br />
| stardate =11 [[June 2016]]<br />
| Saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}<br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}<br />
| previous = [[Happy Birthday, Jonathan]]<br />
| next = <br />
}}<br />
==Description==<br />
{{Quotebox|Donate to help me, Please. Click the Support Button on this Channel, or send money to me via PayPal to (434)-760-0848. Thank you.<br />
}}<br />
==Transcript==<br />
Hello everybody, this is Christine Chandler coming to you live once again from home; there's actual, actually a couple of updates, uhh, in reference to the shop. Uhh, yes, the shop is consid.. the Cwcville shopping Esty store is currently on vacation until i catch up with my orders. So, again that's on vacation , and hopefully I will have all non-book orders by the end of this month, and then the books ready to go out as...if not t-sooner then...mid July. Goin out. And also do-d-the books will be relocating to a different location and soon enough after I get-uh things going..um more things going I have the uh, second cwi-second brance of cwcville shopping over on zazzle opening soon with official pieces that I will be contributing to and actually getting the of the money to. <br />
<br />
Ah.<br />
<br />
But-anyway aside from that..um..*faces curls in stress*yeah. Troubles *stress sigh* happening here at home again-ah. So I'm really depressed, trapped, my mom's bothering me, phew. [what] on my mind, more than the weight of a hippopotamus on my head I have practically planet Pluto. And I don't care rather its been deci-declassified or not I still consider A PLANET! <br />
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*stress sigh* <br />
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Anywhoso, yeah with that, and,</div>Sessioshttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Lesbian_Sleepover_Party_Announcement.&diff=193422Lesbian Sleepover Party Announcement.2016-01-06T22:48:48Z<p>Sessios: /* Transcription */</p>
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<div>'''Lesbian Sleepover Party Announcement.''' is a video released on 6 January 2016 in which Chris transparently tries to net himself [[china]] by announcing a sleepover at his [[14 Branchland Court|very own house]]. This video also shows that Chris's [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] totem from his [[Graduation]] survived the [[Destruction of Chris's House]], and it also shows [[Pollo]] on video for the first time. Pollo is noticeably more friendly towards Chris than [[20 December 2009|previous cats]].<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Lesbian Sleepover Party Announcement.<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|UMFZKsSMI-Y}}<br />
| stardate = 6 [[January 2016]]<br />
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian<br />
| subject = [[Sex]]<br />
| style = {{Reason|text}}<br />
| shirt = Blue tomgirl shirt<br />
| previous = [[Holiday Greetings to Karen Riley]]<br />
| next = <br />
}}<br />
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== Transcription ==<br />
''Chris is seated on his bed, his balding is very visible. The iconic (and creepy) [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] totem from his [[Graduation]] is sitting on a chest of drawers to the left, while [[Pollo]] is walking around the bed next to Chris.''<br />
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Hello ladies! Once again Christine Chandler coming to you live from home!<br />
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(In a cutesy voice) Here's my cat!<br />
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''Chris proceeds to mumble something unintelligible, but ends it with'' "two cats!".<br />
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But that's not why I'm making this video. I am making this video because I would like to let y'all know about the lesbian slumber party that I am planning on, the date has not been set yet, but I am extending the invitations. So let me know that you would like to attend to day.. to my name Christine email address listed below this uh video and we can have a night of fun and frivilow..frivolous activities and the application is open to all straight, lesbian and biseshual women. So go on out and we'll have a sexy time. "[Pulls at the collar of his shirt as if to show off his cleavage]" Thank you very much!<br />
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''Chris succeeds at switching off the camera with his remote.''<br />
{{Transcription}}</div>Sessioshttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Lesbian_Sleepover_Party_Announcement.&diff=193420Lesbian Sleepover Party Announcement.2016-01-06T22:47:25Z<p>Sessios: /* Transcription */</p>
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<div>'''Lesbian Sleepover Party Announcement.''' is a video released on 6 January 2016 in which Chris transparently tries to net himself [[china]] by announcing a sleepover at his [[14 Branchland Court|very own house]]. This video also shows that Chris's [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] totem from his [[Graduation]] survived the [[Destruction of Chris's House]], and it also shows [[Pollo]] on video for the first time. Pollo is noticeably more friendly towards Chris than [[20 December 2009|previous cats]].<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Lesbian Sleepover Party Announcement.<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|UMFZKsSMI-Y}}<br />
| stardate = 6 [[January 2016]]<br />
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian<br />
| subject = [[Sex]]<br />
| style = {{Reason|text}}<br />
| shirt = Blue tomgirl shirt<br />
| previous = [[Holiday Greetings to Karen Riley]]<br />
| next = <br />
}}<br />
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== Transcription ==<br />
''Chris is seated on his bed, his balding is very visible. The iconic (and creepy) [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] totem from his [[Graduation]] is sitting on a chest of drawers to the left, while [[Pollo]] is walking around the bed next to Chris.''<br />
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Hello ladies! Once again Christine Chandler coming to you live from home!<br />
<br />
(In a cutesy voice) Here's my cat!<br />
<br />
''Chris proceeds to mumble something unintelligible, but ends it with'' "two cats!".<br />
<br />
But that's not why I'm making this video. I am making this video because I would like to let y'all know about the lesbian slumber party that I am planning on, the date has not been set yet, but I am extending the invitations. So let me know that you would like to attend to day.. to my name Christine email address listed below this uh video and we can have a night of fun and frivilow..frivolous activities and the application is open to all straight, lesbian and biseshual women. So go on out and we'll have a sexy time. Thank you very much!<br />
<br />
''Chris succeeds at switching off the camera with his remote.''<br />
{{Transcription}}</div>Sessioshttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Lesbian_Sleepover_Party_Announcement.&diff=193419Lesbian Sleepover Party Announcement.2016-01-06T22:45:54Z<p>Sessios: /* Transcription */</p>
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<div>'''Lesbian Sleepover Party Announcement.''' is a video released on 6 January 2016 in which Chris transparently tries to net himself [[china]] by announcing a sleepover at his [[14 Branchland Court|very own house]]. This video also shows that Chris's [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] totem from his [[Graduation]] survived the [[Destruction of Chris's House]], and it also shows [[Pollo]] on video for the first time. Pollo is noticeably more friendly towards Chris than [[20 December 2009|previous cats]].<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Lesbian Sleepover Party Announcement.<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|UMFZKsSMI-Y}}<br />
| stardate = 6 [[January 2016]]<br />
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian<br />
| subject = [[Sex]]<br />
| style = {{Reason|text}}<br />
| shirt = Blue tomgirl shirt<br />
| previous = [[Holiday Greetings to Karen Riley]]<br />
| next = <br />
}}<br />
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== Transcription ==<br />
''Chris is seated on his bed. The iconic (and creepy) [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] totem from his [[Graduation]] is sitting on a chest of drawers to the left, while [[Pollo]] is walking around the bed next to Chris.''<br />
<br />
Hello ladies! Once again Christine Chandler coming to you live from home!<br />
<br />
(In a cutesy voice) Here's my cat!<br />
<br />
''Chris proceeds to mumble something unintelligible, but ends it with'' "two cats!".<br />
<br />
But that's not why I'm making this video. I am making this video because I would like to let y'all know about the lesbian slumber party that I am planning on, the date has not been set yet, but I am extending the invitations. So let me know that you would like to attend to day.. to my name Christine email address listed below this uh video and we can have a night of fun and frivilow..frivolous activities and the application is open to all straight, lesbian and biseshual women. So go on out and we'll have a sexy time. Thank you very much!<br />
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''Chris succeeds at switching off the camera with his remote.''<br />
{{Transcription}}</div>Sessioshttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Jungle_bells&diff=192793Jungle bells2015-12-19T13:49:19Z<p>Sessios: /* Transcription */</p>
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<div>'''Jungle bells''' was uploaded on 18th [[December 2015]]. Predictably, Chris mangles yet another widely loved Christmas song. It's almost amazing how thoroughly [[Twelve New and Old Things of Christmas|any]] [[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There|song]] he gets his hands on gets fucked up in a matter of seconds.<br />
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Furthermore, Chris also shows off several new shirts that anonymous people have sent him. Ever the picture of gratitude, he lets everyone know just how much he hates one of them.<br />
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==Description==<br />
{{quotebox|"Dashing through the trees, Swinging vine to vine."}}<br />
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==Video==<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Jungle bells<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|e_wIkbkd2JA}}<br />
| stardate = 18 [[December 2015]]<br />
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian<br />
| subject = [[Christmas]]<br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}<br />
| shirt = <br />
| previous = [[Twelve New and Old Things of Christmas]]<br />
| next = <br />
}}<br />
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==Transcription==<br />
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Hellooo! Happy day, happy day, fun day! Very good day so far. Hm. I got the shirt in the mail ''[unintelligible]''. Thank you, this is really nice, I like this. I like this. It's positive. You know, pony, good, like Rain-Boom. Nice. I'll tell you something else, uh, another shirt that came in recently also, alright. ''[holds up a new shirt]'' Princess Celestia. Hm. Yeah. It made me smile, but then. ''[holds up bottom half of the shirt, which reads: Troll Harder]'' I hate Internet memes. Especially def- especially those that have trolls or boys on them. ''[shakes head]'' Are you serious? Mmm. ''[shakes head again with a big frown]'' Anyway, pbbt. ''[drops shirt]'' So, I'll be, uh, definitely drawing that up- drawing that facial expression up later. But right now here's another Christmas tune that somebody can put music to. And uh, good stuff. Alright. ''[holds controller up, then puts it down]'' Oh well. <br />
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''[to rhythm of Jingle Bells]'' Dun dun dun, dun dun dun, dun dun dun dun.<br />
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Jungle bells, jungle bells, jungle all the way.<br />
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''[akin to Tarzan, holding onto imaginary vine]'' o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0oHHHHHHHHHH, fwam! ''[pretends to whack into tree]''<br />
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Jungle bells, jungle bells, jungle all the way.<br />
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''[akin to Tarzan, holding onto imaginary vine]'' o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0oHHHHHHHHHH, whafmph! ''[holds out arms]''<br />
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Dashing through the trees, fumping vine to vine, o-er the fields we go, laughing all the way.<br />
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Bells on bob- er, raindrops on leaves rain, making spirits bright, what fun it is to laugh and sing a SWINGING song tonight!<br />
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Oh, jungle bells, Tarzan smells, George of the Jungle! <br />
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Swinging through the forest, vine to vine. Watch out for that tree! WHAM!<br />
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Jungle bells, Tarzan smells, George of the Jungle!<br />
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Swinging through the forest, vine to vine. Watch out for that tree! PHEW!<br />
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''[finishes singing and holds up controller again]''<br />
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Anyhow, another new song, another new day. Donations still appreciated very much, and continue ordering. I'm doin the best I can to try to get- get- the last- the uh- old- the uh- the oldest orders out before the holiday. Thank you. Have a good day.<br />
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''(Selfie remote refuses to work)''<br />
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Hm.<br />
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{{Music Videos}}</div>Sessioshttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Captain%27s_Log,_Stardate_January_15th,_2009&diff=192766Captain's Log, Stardate January 15th, 20092015-12-18T14:07:42Z<p>Sessios: /* Video */</p>
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<div>"'''Captain's Log, Stardate January 15th, 2009'''" (officially ' '''CWC's Denouncement of the E.D. "Chris Chan" Webpage''' ').<br />
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Possibly under pressure from [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] and [[Reggie Fils-Aimé]], Christian uploads this video to deny his page on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] as officially as possible. He also forbids everyone from looking at it.<br />
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==Description==<br />
{{quotebox|<br />
I, Christopher/Christian Weston Chandler, since the date of October 31, 2007, and announcing it Loud and Proud on January 15, 2009, DENOUNCE EVERY SINGLE LIE and SLANDER against me, against my friends, against my family and everything against my Sonichu and Rosechu characters, against my comics and everything else associated with them, that HAS EVER BEEN TYPED ON THE ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA "Chris Chan" Webpage, as well as any and all Encyclopedia Dramatica Webpage that has mine and/or my Sonichus' and Rosechus' names therein that are Slanderous against us as well.<br />
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And with that, I DENOUNCE everything on the Encyclopedia Dramatica Website, in addition to the "Chris Chan" page, of ever being used as counts and trials against my personality or person in the Legal Courts of Law.}}<br />
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==Video==<br />
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{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Captain's Log, Stardate January 15th, 2009<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|tbzXp_HcOns}}<br />
| stardate = 15 [[January 2009]]<br />
| saga = {{ED|text}} {{Miyamoto|text}}<br />
| shirt = {{DarkRedShirt|text}}<br />
| previous = [[I_am_STRAIGHT#Part_2|I am STRAIGHT Part 2]]<br />
| next = [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 16th, 2009#Video|Captain's Log, Stardate January 16th, 2009]]<br />
}}<br />
{{quote|I curse y'all to bad luck and extreme misfortune.}}<br />
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=== Transcript ===<br />
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Hello. I record this message in res—in response to the Encyclopedia Dramatica page that has been against me… since November a couple of years ago.<br />
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[''inhales deeply''] I here—I am hereby makin’ it ''official'' and makin’ a ''statement'' that… ''every detail''—the majority of the d—the [[Chris and English|midority]]—to every single detail… on that heinous page against me… is all a pack of ''lies''. A bunch of slanders. Twists of my ''own''… actual ''words'' and ''drawings'' and ''such''… for the—for the ''trolls''... slash... Internet bullies' own evil purposes.<br />
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To actually—to actually best understand me…—I am a good person. I'm a good person. I'm good-natured. But I ''will''… show my [[fangs|''faaannngggsss'']]… when I ''have'' to. ''Only'' when I have to. And I'm showin' my fangs right now against that page.<br />
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Especially when… I can—and they can be ''easily'' proven… from among every single [[gal pal]]… and acquaintance I've ever… had in my life in person… or a few over the—or some over the Internet who were tru—who were actually… who w—who they were. The true, loyal people on the Internet… who do not lie. [''stifles a burp and exhales loudly'']<br />
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And that includes my sweetheart, [[Sarah Cassandra McKenzie]]… [''inhales deeply''] and all the women on the Sonichu Girls forum… and everyone—and, uh, in real life, the people in my… church's congregation, including my, uh, ''pastor''… and [[Rocky|my pastoral conselor—counselor]], who I see on a weekly basis just to, uh… talk and shoot some ch—just, uh… talk and let [[stress]] out… with, uh… with an open ear and an open heart and open understanding. And I ''appreciate'' that, because it makes me feel better understood… just like the girls on the Son—on the Sonichu Girls forum… have ma—have… proven themselves to be true because… they actually understand me and my—what I—what I mean… in my honest words… ''without'' any of these slanderous twists and turns those evil trolls… have done and put… on that slanderous page on Encyclopedia Dramatica.<br />
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So, I'm making it official: ''nobody'' will be ''allowed''… ''forever''—able to use anything on that page—that Encyclopedia Dramatica page—with the name “Chris-chan” or some—or something similar, along the lines of—running to “Christian Weston Chandler” or “''Christopher'' Weston Chandler”, or even “Christopher Christian Weston Chandler” or “Christian Christopher Weston Chandler”. Among those names.<br />
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Because I am making it official: I ''DENOUNCE''… ''everything'' on that page… and I advise… ''nobody''… to even ''think''… about… clicking on the link, even though it appears, in a Google search.<br />
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I ''DENOUNCE''… ''everything''… on that Encyclopedia Dramatica page, and ''everything else''… on the whole Encyclopedia Dramatica website.<br />
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And ''also''… to throw a little—at the risk of throwing wood into the ''fire''… I will off—I give… that website and everybody—every single troll who has contributed to that page ''and'' the website, to go against not only me, but all the innocent victims they have pro—they have portrayed against… including the, uh, worst troll of them all… ''4chan''… I curse y'all to bad luck and extreme misfortune. [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|Shin-ye-ha-me-''HA!'']]<br />
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Peace.<br />
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{{Captain's Log}}<br />
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[[Category:Captain's log entries| 2009-01-15]]<br />
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[[Category:Chris-chan videos, January 2009| 2009-01-15]]<br />
[[Category:Miyamoto Saga videos| 2009-01-15]]<br />
[[Category:ED Saga videos| 2009-01-15]]</div>Sessioshttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=CWC_Update_18_January_2009&diff=192764CWC Update 18 January 20092015-12-18T14:03:09Z<p>Sessios: /* Video */</p>
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<div>{{Quote|you should make a video telling those mean trolls you won't succumb to their awful attacks! Maybe that'll show them. You need to show them who's boss, put them in their place! You can't let them get away with this!|[[Julie]], encouraging Chris to make this video<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 2]]</ref>}}<br />
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"'''CWC Update 18 January 2009'''" (officially "'''CWCUpdate01182009'''") is a video in which [[Chris]] issues a scathing statement concerning hackers who used his e-mail account to send messages to dozens of people saying he's [[homos|come out of the closet]]. He denies this outrageous claim, and proves his heterosexuality by stomping on the [[vibrator]] he has owned for years. Taped to his foot is a message featuring a crudely drawn nude female torso to hammer home his point. According to Chris, it's his representation of him "stompin' on the Troll's Dicks."<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 2]]</ref> Regardless, Christorians still remain hard at work determining which [[anime]] he copied this stupid idea from. <br />
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There is [[Fanta|delicious]] irony in hearing Chris bellow "I'm straight, I'm straight, believe me!" while the camera shows four pink purses lined up on his wall behind him.<br />
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==Description==<br />
{{quotebox|I have a bit of Redneck in me, so you TROLLS just come to me in person and I will STOMP YOU OUT! I have FAMILY with Uncles, Aunts, Cousins and the rest who can BRING YOU TROLLS TO COURT.}}<br />
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==Video==<br />
{{Tardrage}}<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = CWC Update 18 January 2009<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|tSTKk-6ANxs}}<br />
| stardate = 18 [[January 2009]]<br />
| subject = {{Homos|text}}, {{Sex|[[Chris Destroys His Vibrator|Stomping on Vibrators]]}}<br />
| style = {{Rage|text}}, {{Comedy|[[CWC is Sad|Unintentional Comedy]]}}<br />
| shirt = {{ClassicShirt|text}}<br />
| previous = [[CWC to Mr. Miyamoto-san#Video|CWC to Mr. Miyamoto-san]]<br />
| next = [[Chris's Plea to Clyde Cash#Video|Chris's Plea to Clyde Cash]]<br />
}}<br />
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{{quote|You can ''kiss my foot!'' ''And you know what else else?''}}<br />
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=== Transcript ===<br />
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[''The first second of the video is corrupt.''] O--lo--Janur--18, 2009.<br />
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Uh, this is ''another'' brief update. For those of you that have actu--who have actually received them--um...the e-mails that possibly came from my AOL account: ''[[troll]]''--another troll has--hacked into my AOL account yesterday...and, uh, spammed the e-mails around. I had, uh, closed the account ''temporarily''...and I am currently, uh, without the e-mail address.<br />
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So, therefore, uh...just--just to rem--just to let everybody in my fanbase and on the internet know: I'm sti--I ''am'' straight! I am straight! ''And no troll''--''no slanderous troll'' is gonna...alter me in such way! I'm straight. Straight! ''Believe me!''<br />
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I have a subscription to ''[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 12th, 2009|Playboy]]''. [''sniffles''] And look into my--and look in my ''eyes'' [''looks away''], in my ''face''. I ''can't'' be more serious than how I am right now. Those damn slanderous trolls!<br />
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Damn them all to Hell.<br />
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[[Image:CWCIsSTRAIGHT.jpg|thumb|right|Chris defends his sexuality.]]<br />
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[''cut to Chris at a new angle''] And another thing, ya slanderous trolls:<br />
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[''cut to sole of Chris's shoe''] You can ''kiss my foot!'' '''''And you know what else else?!?!'''''<br />
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[''cut to a shot of his vibrator on the ground. Chris proceeds to loudly slam his foot down on top of it, and continually grinds his foot into it until it slips loose, rolling out of the picture. His foot turns to reveal a note that depicts a naked woman's torso and the message "CHRISTIAN WESTON CHANDLER IS STRAIGHT!!"''] And don't you forget it! [''nearly kicks camera over by sliding heel forward for an extreme close-up'']<br />
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[''cut back to Chris at original angle''] Uh, but, the rest of y'all, the ''true'', good citizens: ''peace'', and have a good day.<br />
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==References==<br />
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{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[CWC to Mr. Miyamoto-san]]|nextlink=[[Chris's Plea to Clyde Cash]]|}}<br />
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[[Category:Captain's log entries| 2009-01-18]]<br />
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[[Category:Chris-chan videos, January 2009| 2009-01-18]]<br />
[[Category:Videos about homos| 2009-01-18]]</div>Sessioshttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=CWC_Update!!!!!_27_March_2009&diff=192763CWC Update!!!!! 27 March 20092015-12-18T14:01:04Z<p>Sessios: /* Video */</p>
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<div>[[Image:Ivy.png|thumb|left|Chris was enraged over the fact that this picture, along with some information about Ivy, was leaked.]]<br />
[[Image:Tard Rage.png|thumb|A short summary of the video.]]<br />
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"'''CWC Update!!!!! 27 March 2009'''" (officially "'''CWC Update!!!!! 03272009'''") is a video in which [[Chris]] expresses outrage over the leaking of secret information to a stranger on the internet.<br />
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In the video, Chris repeatedly threatens to stop drawing the [[Sonichu (comic)|comics]] and vows to take samples of [[Clyde Cash]]'s handwriting to the [[Jerkop|police]].<br />
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==Video==<br />
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{{Tardrage}}<br />
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{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = CWC Update! 27 March 2009<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|p-LgkC1856A}}<br />
| stardate = 27 [[March 2009]]<br />
| subject = {{Violence|text}}<br />
| style = {{Rage|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Clyde|text}}<br />
| shirt = {{VertBlueGrayShirt|text}}<br />
| previous = [[Tour_of_Chris%27s_House#Outside|Tour of Chris's House - Outside]]<br />
| next = [[Chris Sings Lovin' You#Watch|Chris Sings Lovin' You]]<br />
}}<br />
=== Transcript ===<br />
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[''deep breath''] [[Captain's Log]]. I believe it is the 27th.<br />
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Maaaaaaajor update. I am SERIOUSLY ticked off right now, because information about [[Ivy|my girlfriend]], even though it was accidentally leaked to a trusted individual, it turns out that that individual POSED as one of my gal pals from [[Manchester High School|high school]]. <br />
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But anyway, [[Speech impediment|I, apparently my, my sw-, my, I, I wi-, I swear to God that, I, consi-,]]that any, ANY...thing to intrude in my life to make me feel, in my life and within my family...[''balls hand into fist, overcome with rage''] Nnngh! I swear to God, the comic will cease! But also, I swear to God, that I will GO TO [[Jerkop|THE POLICE]] WITH EVERY HAND WRITTEN DOCUMENT THAT WAS SENT TO MY FAMILY! And we have hand written d-, we have a [[Chris and English|hand-written... hand-writing]] from [[Clyde Cash|CLYDE CASH]]. And a typed letter within that envelope that has HIS HANDWRITING on that envelope! I will go to the police; I swear to God, my family and I will go to the police! With all of this information.<br />
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So...in my [[Love Quest|romantic life]], and amongst my TRUE [[gal pals]], in my lifetime, and ESPECIALLY my girlfriend:<br />
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{{RageQuote|''BACK'' THE FUCK ''OFF!''}}<br />
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You back the fuck off. Or...I swear, also...myeah. Ceasing of the comics. I will go to the police! You do not want to get on my bad side a{{RageQuote|'''GAIN!'''}} '''Or even''' '''''WORSE?!''''' <br />
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{{RageQuote|'''''[[Song of Christian#Part 2|EEEEEEENNNNNNNNGH]] [[Death threats|GON' SSSSSTRANGLE THAT CLYDE CASH]]!''}}<br />
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I will...{{RageQuote|'''''[[Obesity|PAUNCH]]''''' '''HIS LIGHTS OUT!'''}}<br />
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If I ever '''MEET''' that bastard! In ''person''.<br />
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But anyway, I'll say it again. LEAVE ME AND MY FRIENDS ''ALONE''!<br />
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I will be continuing my comics at the moment. But any {{RageQuote|FURTHER}} incident and not only will I STOP the comic, but I WILL go to the police. ALL RIGHT? Back the fuck off. Have a good day.<br />
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[[Category:Captain's log entries| 2009-03-27]]<br />
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[[Category:Chris-chan videos, March 2009| 2009-03-27]]<br />
[[Category:Ivy Saga videos| 2009-03-27]]<br />
[[Category:Clyde Cash Saga videos| 2009-03-27]]</div>Sessioshttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Rollin%27_and_Trollin%27&diff=192762Rollin' and Trollin'2015-12-18T13:54:27Z<p>Sessios: /* Video */</p>
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<div>[[Image:cwcrollin.png|thumb|right|Chris wants your [[China|chocolate starfish]].]]<br />
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'''Rollin' and Trollin'''' is a video of downtown [[CWCville]] (really downtown [[Charlottesville]]) uploaded on 17 [[July 2009]] in which Chris attempts [[Wikipedia:Andy Kaufman|Kaufmanesque humor]]. Notable is a video message to real life [[trolls]], including several [[CWCki]] editors.<br />
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[[Chris]] has changed his look to:<br />
*normal hairstyle<br />
*[[Krapple|a goatee]]<br />
*sunglasses instead of large, square [[pedo glasses]]<br />
*plain blue T-shirt and jeans<br />
*[[navy]] blue sleeveless unbuttoned shirt over his t-shirt<br />
*dog-collar bracelets<br />
*his forearms appear to be covered in thick tattoos, compliments of the tattoo sleeve from the [[Fuck Quest|fuck quest]]<br />
*no [[Amnyfest Ring]]<br />
*a chain with some dog tags, instead of his trademark [[Sonichu medallion]]<br />
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The lack of the ring and medallion suggested that Chris was not entirely TRUE and HONEST when he made this video, something that he indeed confirmed later. Chris also is continuing his pattern that started about a month before of sometimes not speaking clearly; however, his dialogue is especially unclear here at many parts.<br />
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In some parts of the video, his voice suddenly sounds like that of a man in his twenties, and even when his voice cracks to a high pitch, it sounds like video editing was done to deepen it. However, in other parts of the video, his voice starts cracking as it normally does, like a young boy's voice. No matter what, he still sounds like... well, an [[autistic]].<br />
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Also, a man is filming this video. His identity is unknown, and whether or not he is the same unspecified individual as the [[Magical Man]] has not been determined. <br />
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==Video==<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Rollin' and Trollin'<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|MD4AulkzdJE}}<br />
| stardate = 17 [[July 2009]]<br />
| maker = [[IBAChandler]]<br />
| subject = {{Music|text}}, {{Trollsicon|text}}<br />
| style = {{Smug|text}}<br />
| shirt = {{TrollinShirt|}}<br />
| other = {{Live|text}}<br />
| previous = [[A near public apology]]<br />
| next = [[CWC Trollin More]]<br />
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{{quote|Well the, uh, truth comes out. I’ve never been autistic, I work forty hours a week to support my parents, this has all been a trick, you have all been trolled. }}<br />
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=== Transcript ===<br />
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''[Note: an [http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?hl=en&gl=us&ie=UTF8&oe=UTF8&msa=0&msid=107843413913045677951.0004720130396776af50b&ll=38.030219,-78.480331&spn=0.006845,0.012757&t=h&z=17&lci=com.google.ugc.c752d13e87c4fbd7 annotated listing] of the locations featured in this video has been created on Google Maps.]''<br />
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''Christian Weston Chandler, Rollin’ and Trollin’''<br />
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[''Music, in the form of "Escape from the City" from ''[[Sonic]] Adventure 2'', plays as Chris walks down the street'']<br />
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'''Chris''' ''imitating an announcer'': Hi we’re coming to you live from CWCville today. We’re over at the CWCville pavilion. The, uh, [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|Hedgehog Boys]] and the, uh, master Christian Mayor the, uh they for day, uh, come here every Friday night and, uh, and it draws a crowd, uh, and it’s very good y’know. [''Shimmies clumsily''] This gives me some, uh, business from amongst the population that comes around.<br />
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[''Music plays as Chris walks down the street'']<br />
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'''Chris''': Ah yes this is our graffiti wall in the mid- uh in the middle of the, uh, city of CWCville in the metropolis. The, uh, fee- the, uh, children are, uh, enjoying it obviously and this is also part of our beautification project in the city and we and I gotta say that the, uh, project just looks fantab- fantastic from here. It all looks very good. I tell you what. “Give me the liberty to know, to utter and to argue according to conscience above all liberties.”<br />
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[''Music plays while Chris goes to an elevator. 15 seconds of dead air time pass while he waits for the elevator to arrive while the music plays like it's the coolest thing in the world. The video is also even cut in between the elevator wait as the elevator took even longer to come. The music itself makes the dead air time seem like it's two minutes instead of fifteen seconds. The music continues as he boards the elevator. The lift rises until they arrive at a car park on the top floor.'']<br />
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'''Cameraman''': So how do you feel about President [[Barack Obama|Obama]] and his economic policies?[[File:Cameraman.png|thumb|Contrary to popular belief, the cameraman (on the right) seems to be a pretty normal guy.]]<br />
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'''Chris''': I like it. It’s he’s doing a smash-up job of it and he’s, uh, getting everybody their money and, uh, getting everybody the bang for their buck.<br />
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'''Cameraman''': How do you feel about President Obama’s foreign policies with countries like Iran and Iraq?<br />
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'''Chris''': Hmmm. Yeah. I think he’s doin’ OK. You know, uh, establishing, uh, good communications and, uh, giving them what they, uh, require yeah he’s I think he’s doing a very good job with his, uh, foreign policies. <br />
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'''Cameraman''': President Obama, being a family man, what is your opinion on his character?<br />
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'''Chris''': I think he’s a regular stand up [[Family Guy|family guy]].<br />
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''During the Obama questions, Chris's voice pitch was in the style of how his voice becomes very high pitched when he lies.''<br />
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[''Music plays as Chris walks along talking and gesturing at the sky. They arrive at the Timberlake drug store.'']<br />
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'''Chris''': Ah yes the old Timberlake drug store. It’s been in the, uh, family for generations. The, uh, only, uh ss- generation that, uh, has not been able to run it is the one that went on to a singing career. <br />
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[''Outside a bar named Rapture. A clothing store called [[Vivian]]'s is clearly visible'']<br />
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'''Chris''': Alright well since the, uh, bar s- since the bar law has been repealed, the drinking law, the this here’s the first bar to open up. The, uh, Rapture, uh, in the city of CWCville. Ah also known by the nickname of, uh, R2.<br />
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[''Heart wipe. Chris strides along to music'']<br />
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'''Chris''': Over in downtown CWCville the honor the, uh, death of our dearly departed, uh, bodyguard of mine, [[BILLY MAYS]]. He sacrificed his life in an assassination attempt from m- from me and, uh, is doobly honored in downtown CWCville. We build this building. [''Camera pans to a derelict apartment block.''] To be completed in a few, uh, the towers n-, uh, the building the buildings will be the BILLY MAYS Tower and will serve as the new commercial site in the commercial center. <br />
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''And now some words to our fans''<br />
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'''Chris''': Hey Xantos (sic), man don’t ya be waggling that carton finger around at people. [''Flips off the camera''] Hey [[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]], you wish you were as cool as [[Doctor Robotnik|Doctor Ivo Eggman]]. [''Punches the air, gives V-sign''] Tie day is groovy, maaan. PeachyKeen is always awesome [''V-sign turns into Shocker sign''] wasn’t just in a decade it’s forever. [[Wikipedia:Space Channel 5|Ulala]], now reporting for Space Channel 9, is that yoouu in that picture? Hey, Cosmos, you wish that I could feel ya’. [[Wikipedia:Anthony Sullivan (pitchman)|Anthony Sullivan]], you’re nothing without BILLY MAYS, you’re nothing with BILLY MAYS and if you want to talk about cock building look at BILLY MAYS memorial right behind me. Okay, El Misto, you don’t like my beard so much [''Camera zooms in on his chin''] I’ll tell you much it was a present form uncle Scrotor. Tez-manian Devil, some people have oily skin [''Camera zooms in on his forehead''] it doesn’t mean that their hygiene is bad. How about instead of the, uh, water that doesn’t work so well how about I rub you off my face! Hey double C D, yeah the Robotech Era is over Gundam overshadowed it. Arrrg, Neckbeardedone, quit lurking in ye shadows and step up and be a real troll. Hey [[User:RachmaninovDESU|Rachmaninov]] [''In air quotes''] stop dissing this chick. Man up will you? Captains log star date Velour Fog? Zap Brannigan? What’s the deal with that? I’d punch you in the face like Leela does. [''Swipes at the air''] Hey Morden, yeah we kissed but that’s not all: I hit that like the fist of an angry God.<br />
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''Thank you''<br />
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[''Music plays as Chris walks'']<br />
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[''In a park. Chris is wearing a pair of eye glasses over his eyes and a pair of sunglasses over his forehead'']<br />
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'''Chris''': Hey, I’m not near-sighted that was a rules [ruse]. If you want to see what they really do gimme a sec’. [''Puts glasses in front of the camera. With a whoosh and a hum, the scene becomes posterized in reds, purples, and greens, mimicking [[wikipedia:Predator (alien)|the infrared sight]] of the creatures from the ''Predator'' movies.'']<br />
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''A few thoughts on [[Optimus Prime]]''<br />
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'''Chris''': Yeah, Optimus Prime, uh, compurer, um, do not really care much for him, uh, I mean ever since the movie he’s always hanging around with Sam y'know. He’s always hanging around with kids. Somemany [[Pedofork|needs to call]] [[Wikipedia:Chris Hansen|Chris Hansen]]. <br />
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''The final word about the greatest troll in history...''<br />
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Well the, uh, truth comes out. I’ve never been [[autism|autistic]], I work forty hours a week to support my parents, this has all been a trick, [camera zooms in on Chris as he points his finger] you have been trolled.<br />
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[''Music plays while Chris does his victory lap'']<br />
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''Cast''<br />
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''Christian Weston Chandler as Himself''<br />
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''Special Thanks: The Field Agents of CWCVille’s Security Taskforce''<br />
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''The [[PVCC (board)|Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]] ''<br />
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''Old Spice Swagger: The Scent of Confidence ''<br />
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''[[HEXBox|Microsoft’s X-Box 360]]''<br />
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''And the silly trolls everywhere, for the many [[Laughs Under Lucricities|lulz]] you have provided.''<br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[Fridays After Five]]<br />
*[[Ian Brandon Anderson]]<br />
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[[Category:Chris-chan videos, July 2009| 2009-07-17]]</div>Sessioshttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Bob_Walks_In&diff=192739Bob Walks In2015-12-17T11:37:39Z<p>Sessios: /* Prelude */</p>
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<div>{{Honest}}<br />
{{quote|<poem>The [[Sweetheart|couples of the world]] kiss,<br />
But unfortunately for [[Chris|few]],<br />
They are interrupted by [[Borb|their parents]].</poem>|Chris, exactly nine years previously. GodBear could not have planned it better.<ref>[[Valentines Day Hymn]]</ref>}}<br />
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'''Bob Walks In''' is the most famous of the [[Julie]] cybersex chats, in which Chris is caught [[mass debating]] by his late father, [[Bob]]. <br />
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==Background==<br />
[[Image:Aiko-Chris's New Bird.jpg|thumb|right|140px|What Chris imagines Julie looks like...]]<br />
The Chandler family [[14 Branchland Court|home]] only has one [[computers|computer]], and it's in the [[Chris's kitchen|kitchen]]. This means that every time Chris wants to engage in cybersex, he's spanking it in the middle of a place where people prepare food, and don't want [[navy]] dripping all over the bloody thing.<br />
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On [[February 2009|Valentine's Night, 2009]], Chris was on a hot e-date with his ONE, TRUE AND HONEST SWEETHEART Julie, and once again engaged in some hot furry sex, similar to the [[CWC Cums for a Cat|night before]]. Chris was moaning sexy, sweaty nothings into the microphone as he furiously pounded his [[Chris and health|bent]] [[duck]]. Unbeknown to Chris, trolls were tipped off that Chris was firing some [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|knuckle children]] and were dedicated to having Chris experience an awkward moment that would require Bob to see his son stroking his pickle, yelling like a horny retard. Four calls were made, the first three failing as Bob told them that Chris was "sleeping" (even though Chris was screaming "JULAAAAY" at the time). [[Miscreants]] agent [[Bryan Bash]] provided the final call, stating "OH MY GOD, CHRIS MADE A VIDEO ON YOUTUBE AND SAID HE'S GOING TO KILL HIMSELF! YOU GOTTA STOP HIM!".<br />
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Within seconds, Bob dropped the phone, ran up the stairs and walked into his son's most intimate moment, being justifiably horrified. In a rare moment of parental authority, he threatened to punish Chris by "cuttin' [[Internet|the Internet]] down right now." Chris, used to having things his way throughout his whole life, was appalled, confused and no longer aroused. The recording ends after Bob's many futile attempts to shut down the computer finally succeed.<br />
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This can be considered the pinnacle of the ongoing CWC saga, as it represents a moment where Chris actually feels negative repercussions for his Internet behavior. It contains many memorable lines and is the height of emotional drama.<br />
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Julie's side of this erotic scene can be read [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 8|here]].<br />
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== Prelude ==<br />
The following is Chris's phone sex session with Julie prior to Bob walking in. Throughout this whole audio, Chris bangs into stuff and whacks his keyboard while mass debating and making slurping sounds, suggesting Chris fails at performing even imaginary cunnilingus. If you love your life, it is advised that you do not read this transcript, because Chris's session is supposedly sexy, but in all fairness, just isn't.<br />
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=== Chris Gets Started ===<br />
Hey, Julie! [[Molvanîa|Zlkavszka]]. Ah yeah, good, you're on me. Alright, alright... you do that, mmmm. [''Two Windows beeps and several licking sounds''] Oh... [''rustling, possibly taking off clothes; five rapid Windows beeps''] Ooooh...! Oh-ho-ho! Alright, yeah, I'm [''indistinct''] clothes. <br />
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Ok. Yep, I'm lying on the bed... do what you will...mmkay. Ahhhhh...I could take a good guess... very horny. Believe me, I've been very horny... before. Ohhh! Hhhh...oh my...oh my...mmmm...actually, I'm breathing okay...mmm...oh yeah. Cause is--cause it got stiff...for you. Mmmmm...ahhh, ahhh yeah. Mmm...''(spits on his hands)''...mmm.<br />
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Okay, I'm licking your pussy while you're sitting on my face. Oh boy...hhhh...mmmmm...mmmm...oh...okay, but you know, just so you know, I learned that farts- farts on one's face causes [[heterochromia|pink-eye]]. Ali- alri- alright, I'll let it go this time. I don't touch my eyes all that much anyway, but this time yeah....<br />
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''(Begins fapping)'' Oh yeah. ''(slurp slurp slurp smack smack slurp slurp)'' Oh yeah... mmmm.... Oh yeah. ''(smack smack smack)'' mmmm... mmm... ''(slurp slurp slurp)'' Oh... mmm... You're facing mine as well. Oh boy, yeahhhh... that's good. Mmm. Mmmm... ''(smack smack smack smack slurp slurp)'' Oh... ''(fapping gets louder)'' Mmm!<br />
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=== Adventures in China ===<br />
''(Sporadic Windows beeping throughout)'' Mmm... Oh yeah... Mmm... ''(smack smack smack)'' Mmm... mmmmmmmm... Meeee-yeowww. mmm... ahhh, that's fine. ''(smack smack smack)'' Mmmm... ''(faps even harder, banging into stuff)'' I was kind of expecting this myself. ''(faps even more hard'') Yeah... So do I... mmmm... ''(fapping is very loud at this point)'' Ahhhh! MMm... ''(phone rings)'' Mmm... Mmmm... I love you too, Julie... you are, you are...<br />
<br />
It's very good. Mmm... Ohhhh yeah, it's awesome... Awesome. Ah... ah yeah... ''(fapping speeds up)'' Mmm... Go ahead, be rougher, rougher... Mmmm... Ahhh... MMm... Oh yeah... mmm... Oh yeah, yeah... Oh YEAH, Julie, Julieeeeeeee, Julie!!! mmmh... ahhh... JULAYYYYYYYY! JULayyyyyyyy, JULAaaaay... JULAY!!!! Julay... JULaaAaaAaaaAaaaAaAAAAAYY!!! ''(phone rings)'' Jullayyyy... ''(phone rings again)'' Mmm... ah, don't worry about that, my father will get it... he got it.... Continue. Mm... Julie... JULAAAAAY... Julaaaaaaaaah.<br />
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Oh yeah... oh yeah... oh yeah... mmm... oh... mmm?? ''(phone rings)'' mmm... get on me... I want... to be INSIDE YOU!... Oh yeah... not yet... mmm. ''(smack smack smack slurp slurp)'' Pump it in? mmmf... ah... oh yeah... no problem... ahhhh... mmmm YEAH!! mmmf... ''(faps very hard)'' ahh... mmmm... oh yeah... oooooh yeah... ah! yeah... yeaahhh!!! mmmf... (breathing heavily, bangs into something while fapping) mmm... ''(phone rings)'' mmm... no it's okay, my father will get it, don't worry about it... keep going... it's already been got... please, I'm getting close myself... C'mon Julie... mmf... ahhh... mmm... mmm... oh yeah...<br />
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''(Bob walks in at this point, about 17 minutes and 56 seconds in. Chris stops fapping.)''<br />
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==The Climax==<br />
{{quote|Get away from the Internet, I'm cuttin' it down right now!|Bob "The Internet Lumberjack" Chandler}}<br />
{{quote|NO DAD, NO!|Chris, during [[Hanky-panky|Goofy Time]].}}<br />
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=== Transcript ===<br />
<span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''': Christian, what are you doing?</span><br />
<br><span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''': [''immediately stops fapping, but knocks several things over''] Nothing.</span><br />
<br><span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''': I’m getting all these crazy damn calls. What're you doing?</span><br />
<br><span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''': Nothing.</span><br />
<br><span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''': Don't give me that crap. Now, what’s going on?</span><br />
<br><span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''': Dad, will you get out of here!?</span><br />
<br><span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''': No. [''string of Windows beeps''] I will not. [[Bryan Bash|People]] tell me that you’re about to kill yourself on [[YouTube]].</span><br />
<br><span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''': What?!</span><br />
<br><span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''': What are you doing?</span><br />
<br><span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''': I'm not doin' anything.</span><br />
<br><span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''': Want me to wake your mother up and find out?</span><br />
<br><span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''': No...</span><br />
<br><span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''': Then, get out of here, and off that Internet.</span><br />
<br><span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''': Fine.</span><br />
<br><span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''': What is your trouble?</span><br />
<br><span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''': I am NOT going to kill myself!</span><br />
<br><span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''': Get away from that TV.</span><br />
<br><span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''': Fine.</span><br />
<br><span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''': Get away from the Internet, I'm cuttin' it down, right now!</span><br />
<br><span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''': NO! DAD, NO!</span><br />
<br><span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''': Yes.</span><br />
<br><span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''': No!</span><br />
<br><span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''': What are you doin'?</span><br />
<br><br />
<br>[''long pause, what sounds like the kitchen sink running, keys clicking on the keyboard, then a single Windows beep'']<br />
<br><br />
<br><span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''': Don't do it, Dad.</span><br />
<br><span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''': I’m gonna shut this thing right down.</span><br />
<br><span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''': No.</span><br />
<br><span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''': Yes.</span><br />
<br><span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''': No! [''pause''] Dad, no. Stop!</span><br />
<br><span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''': Go wake your mother up, don’t bother me. Okay? [''pause''] Go and wake your mother up! Don’t bother me!</span><br />
<br><span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''': Ugh.</span><br />
<br><span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''': Go and wake your mother up!</span><br />
<br><span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''': [''[[stress sigh]]'']</span><br />
<br><span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''': You tell mm--her what’s going on. This thing is gonna go down.</span><br />
<br><span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''': No!</span><br />
<br><span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''': Yes!</span><br />
<br />
==External links==<br />
*[https://docs.google.com/open?id=0B6mRSOBYFcaBcjVEeWlabjZnX00 Download (audio only)]<br />
*[http://db.tt/0GIuc49D Audio mirror]<br />
<br />
{{References}}<br />
{{FanChats}}<br />
[[Category:Julie Saga]]</div>Sessioshttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Twelve_New_and_Old_Things_of_Christmas&diff=192738Twelve New and Old Things of Christmas2015-12-17T11:20:02Z<p>Sessios: /* Transcription */</p>
<hr />
<div>'''Twelve New and Old Things of Christmas''' was uploaded just a few hours after Chris's bizarre dance video on 15th December 2015. Here, Chris shows off his own version of the [[Christmas]] song "[[Wikipedia:The Twelve Days of Christmas (song)|The Twelve Days of Christmas]]" in which he <strike>babbles</strike> teaches us about transistor radios, how numbers are letters, jazzy hits, and something about a big fat hen. He also begs for more shekels. <br />
<br />
Chris reprises his "[[I Got A Fish]]" song from [[2009]].<br />
<br />
==Description==<br />
{{quotebox|Enjoy. :)}}<br />
<br />
==Video==<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Twelve New and Old Things of Christmas<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|AR26rVSveO8}}<br />
| stardate = 15 [[December 2015]]<br />
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian<br />
| subject = [[Christmas]]<br />
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Crazy|text}}<br />
| shirt = "Do What Makes You Happy" lilac shirt<br />
| previous = [[A little song and dance]]<br />
| next = <br />
}}<br />
<br />
==Transcription==<br />
<br />
''(begins playing a Christmas song on his iPhone)'' <br />
<br />
Seasons greetings and happy holidays, everybody!<br />
<br />
Christine Chandler here. And er, I've come bearing a... variation, a new variation, possibly new with a little bit of old. Depending on what you will interpret. A variation of a Christmas classic, "The Twelve Days of Christmas." But we'll skip the repetition and somebody else can put- the singing parts with the tune.<br />
<br />
And so with that, errr, on with the list!<br />
<br />
''(Horrible singing voice)'' On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me the instant classic the Japanese transistor radioooooh! ''(Pumps fist in a look of success)''<br />
<br />
It was a nakashuma! Mark 4! That was the model that was discontinued, it came in a leather carrying case ''(very excited now)'' with holes in it so you can listen to it ''(Chris makes a gesture up to his ear as if he is holding the radio)'' and it gave me this little wire that had an end that, one end you stick in the ear and the other one you can't stick anywhere because, it's bent.<br />
<br />
''(begins singing again)'' On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me the numerical alphabet. ''(Holds up a napkin with what looks like a number 2 written on it in sharpie)'' <br />
<br />
Alright, so, this is, it look like the number two! But guess what? That is a capital Q in cursive. 2 to Q! and with the anonymous decision in my own mental head, two is officially a letter. And not only that, but, between the two and the five, you also get the "S" and "Z". And uh, skip to the round about in the alphabet, zero is an "O", one an "i", and the "L"...with the common link to number 7 that's also an L, but the number 7, with or without the cross, can still be the capital F! And the number three is the, uh, ''(singing)'' "E, M, N, W". ''(Thumbs up and a cheeky grin)'' And uh, shoot, four..four! four! is uh, "H" and a "Y" ''(Puts hand up as if he was waving)'' Hi! And also, like, the number six and nine, four, six, and nine, are "B", "D", "P", "Q". Ah, let's see four, five, six, seven, and number eight! It can only be, the letter, "B"! But also, ''(high pitched)'' infinity! <br />
<br />
And then, with that nonsense out of the way, ''(begins singing)'' On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me freeee, freshhh, fishhhh. [[I Got A Fish|I've got a fish would you like to make a wish!]] You're gonna do-you got yourself a fish? Now order a new side dish! Make a wish!<br />
<br />
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me... or rather she reminded me that I have not forgotten!? Anything or anyone. ''(cheeky grin)''<br />
<br />
And on the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me the jazzy hits from the good ole jumpin' jive era. <br />
<br />
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me the job of pickin' up... sticks!<br />
<br />
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me born female, angelic women and ladies, of all races and religions and what-nock, make, lesbians, bi-sensuals, straight...the drag kings, and the transmales that have "not" have the operation change yet... whatsoever. <br />
<br />
''(wipes sweat off his forehead)'' Sorry, dudes! ''(chuckles)''<br />
<br />
And then on the eight day of Christmas my true love... gave to me a late train of thought. ''(puts hand on head)'' The mislabeling (?) of autism! Veooo make me forget. Pth. <br />
<br />
And on the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me a share of the platinum mine [[Wikipedia:Santa Baby|Santa baby]] gave to her last year. <br />
<br />
And on tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, ten million yen and a big fat hen! Ten million yen and a big fat hen! Ten million yen and a big fat hen! A big fat hen!<br />
<br />
And on the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me a bling clock tower of London! Big Ben!<br />
<br />
And on the twelth day of Christmas, although it may seem straaaange... on the twelfth day of Christmas, I'm going to exchaaaange... twelve drummers stri-drumming, eleven pipers piping, ten lords leaping, nine ladies dancing, eight maids a-milkin, seven swans-a-swimmin', six geese a-laying, fiveee golden raaaaangs, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear ''(high pitched)'' treeeeeeeeeee! <br />
<br />
''(clicks selfie remote button, doesn't work)'' I might have more...redone holiday hits in the next few days before Christmas of 2015, but that's still to be determined. Donations are still greatly appreciated and I still welcome more orders. Figures and everything, and up until Christmas day donations of one hundred dollars or greater get one additional figure of their choice, though I can't guarantee before Christmas delivery. All donations are greatly d-appreciated, and I-but unfortunately I cannot offer gifts or donations be-less than ten dorrars, but the options are now there on my [[Etsy]] listing. And that's okay because not a lot of people are apparently able to find it. Or at least a few of them are unable to find it. D-it's got a big ol' blue background, double letter's-yellow letters, DONATION! <br />
<br />
Thank you, have a good safe day, Merry Christmas.<br />
<br />
==External links==<br />
* [https://www.etsy.com/shop/CwcvilleShopping]<br />
{{Music Videos}}</div>Sessioshttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Twelve_New_and_Old_Things_of_Christmas&diff=192681Twelve New and Old Things of Christmas2015-12-16T00:54:00Z<p>Sessios: </p>
<hr />
<div>'''Twelve New and Old Things of Christmas''' was uploaded just a few hours after Chris's bizarre dance video on 15th December 2015. Here, Chris shows off a Christmas song in which he teaches us about transitior radios, how numbers are letters, jazzy hits, and something about a big fat hen. He also begs for more shekels. <br />
<br />
==Description==<br />
{{quotebox|Enjoy. :)}}<br />
<br />
<br />
==Video==<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Twelve New and Old Things of Christmas<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|AR26rVSveO8}}<br />
| stardate = 15 [[December 2015]]<br />
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian<br />
| subject = <br />
| style = {{Reason|text}}<br />
| shirt = N/A<br />
| previous = [[A little song and dance]]<br />
| next = [[]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
==Transcription==<br />
<br />
''(begins playing a Christmas song on his iPhone)'' <br />
<br />
Seasons greetings and happy holidays, everybody!<br />
<br />
Christine Chandler here. And er, I've come bearing a... variation, a new variation, possibly new with a little bit of old. Depending on what you will interpret. A variation of a Christmas classic, the Twelve Days of Christmas. But we'll skip the repetition and somebody else can put- the singing parts with the tune.<br />
<br />
And so with that, errr, open the list!<br />
<br />
["Horrible singing voice"] On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me the instant classic the {"gibberish"] transitior radioooooh! ["Pumps fist in a look of success"]<br />
<br />
It was a nakashuma! Mach 4! That was the model that was discontinued it gave me a leather carrying case ["very excited now"] with holes in it so you can listen to it ["Chris makes a gesture up to his ear as if he is holding the radio"] and it gave me this little wire that had an end that, one end you stick in the ear and the other end you can't stick anywhere because, it's bent.<br />
<br />
["begins singing again"] On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me the numerical alphabet. ["Holds up a napkin with what looks like a number 2 written on it in sharpie"] <br />
<br />
Alright, so, this is, it look like the number two! But guess what? That is a capital Q in cursive. ["Gibberish"] and the anonymous decision in my own mental head, two is officially a letter. And not only that, but, between the two and the five, you also get the "S" and "Z". And uh, skip to the round about in the alphabet, zero is an "O", one an "i", and the "L"...with the common link to 7 that's also an L, but the number 7, with or without the cross, can still be the capital F! And the number three is the, uh, "E, M, N, W". ["Thumbs up and a cheeky grin"] And uh, shoot, four..four! four! is uh, "H" and a "Y" ["Puts hand up as if he was waving"] Hi! And also, like, the number six and nine, four, six, and nine, are "B", "D", "P", "Q". Ah, let's see four, five, six, seven, and number eight! It can only be, the letter, "B"! But also, ["high pitched"] infinity! <br />
<br />
And then, with that nonsense out of the way, ["begins singing"] On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me freeee, freshhh, fishhhh. I've got a fish would you like to make a wish! You're gonna do-you got yourself a fish? Now order a new side dish! Make a wish!<br />
<br />
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me..or rather she reminded me that I have not forgotten anything or anyone. ["cheeky grin"]<br />
<br />
And on the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me the jazzy hits from the good ole jumpin' jiverra. <br />
<br />
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me the job of pickin' up..sticks!<br />
<br />
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me born female, angelic women and ladies, of all races and religions and what-nock, make, lesbians, bi-sensuals, straight, the drag kings, and the transmales that have "not" have the operation change yet whatsoever. <br />
<br />
["wipes sweat off his forehead"] Sorry, dudes. ["chuckles"]<br />
<br />
And then on the eight day of Christmas my true love...to me a late train of thought. ["puts hand on head"] The misluring of autism! Veooo make me forget. Pth. <br />
<br />
And on the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me a share of the platinum mine Santa baby gave to her last year. <br />
<br />
And on tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me ["dances and sings gibberish about a big fat hen"]<br />
<br />
And on the eleventh day of Christmas a bling clock tower of London! Big Ben!<br />
<br />
And on the twelth day of Christmas, although it may seem straaaange...on the twelth day twelve drummers stri-drumming, eleven pipers piping, ten lords leaping, nine ladies dancing, eight maids a-milkin, seven swans swimmin', six geese laying, fiveee golden raaaaangs, four calling birds, three french hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear treeeeeeeeeee! <br />
<br />
["clicks selfie remote button, doesn't work"] I might have more redone holiday hits in the next few days before Christmas of 2015, but that's still to be determined. Donations are still greatly appreciated and I still welcome more orders. Figures and everything, and up until Christmas day donations of 100 dollars or greater get donations of their own choice, though I can't guarantee before Christmas delivery. All donations are greatly d-appreciated, and I-but unfortunately I cannot offer gifts or donations be-less than ten dorrars, but the options are now there on my Etsy listing. And that's a ["gibberish"] because not a lot of people are apparently able to find it. Or at least a few of them are unable to find it. D-it's got a big ol' blue background, double letter's-yellow letters, DONATION! <br />
<br />
Thank you, have a good safe day, Merry Christmas. <br />
{{Transcription}}<br />
<br />
==External links==<br />
* [https://www.etsy.com/shop/CwcvilleShopping]</div>Sessioshttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Twelve_New_and_Old_Things_of_Christmas&diff=192680Twelve New and Old Things of Christmas2015-12-16T00:52:02Z<p>Sessios: /* Transcription */</p>
<hr />
<div>'''Twelve New and Old Things of Christmas''' was uploaded just a few hours after Chris's bizarre dance video on 15th December 2015. Here, Chris shows off a Christmas song.<br />
<br />
==Description==<br />
{{quotebox|Enjoy. :)}}<br />
<br />
<br />
==Video==<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Twelve New and Old Things of Christmas<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|AR26rVSveO8}}<br />
| stardate = 15 [[December 2015]]<br />
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian<br />
| subject = <br />
| style = {{Reason|text}}<br />
| shirt = N/A<br />
| previous = [[A little song and dance]]<br />
| next = [[]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
==Transcription==<br />
<br />
''(begins playing a Christmas song on his iPhone)'' <br />
<br />
Seasons greetings and happy holidays, everybody!<br />
<br />
Christine Chandler here. And er, I've come bearing a... variation, a new variation, possibly new with a little bit of old. Depending on what you will interpret. A variation of a Christmas classic, the Twelve Days of Christmas. But we'll skip the repetition and somebody else can put- the singing parts with the tune.<br />
<br />
And so with that, errr, open the list!<br />
<br />
["Horrible singing voice"] On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me the instant classic the {"gibberish"] transitior radioooooh! ["Pumps fist in a look of success"]<br />
<br />
It was a nakashuma! Mach 4! That was the model that was discontinued it gave me a leather carrying case ["very excited now"] with holes in it so you can listen to it ["Chris makes a gesture up to his ear as if he is holding the radio"] and it gave me this little wire that had an end that, one end you stick in the ear and the other end you can't stick anywhere because, it's bent.<br />
<br />
["begins singing again"] On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me the numerical alphabet. ["Holds up a napkin with what looks like a number 2 written on it in sharpie"] <br />
<br />
Alright, so, this is, it look like the number two! But guess what? That is a capital Q in cursive. ["Gibberish"] and the anonymous decision in my own mental head, two is officially a letter. And not only that, but, between the two and the five, you also get the "S" and "Z". And uh, skip to the round about in the alphabet, zero is an "O", one an "i", and the "L"...with the common link to 7 that's also an L, but the number 7, with or without the cross, can still be the capital F! And the number three is the, uh, "E, M, N, W". ["Thumbs up and a cheeky grin"] And uh, shoot, four..four! four! is uh, "H" and a "Y" ["Puts hand up as if he was waving"] Hi! And also, like, the number six and nine, four, six, and nine, are "B", "D", "P", "Q". Ah, let's see four, five, six, seven, and number eight! It can only be, the letter, "B"! But also, ["high pitched"] infinity! <br />
<br />
And then, with that nonsense out of the way, ["begins singing"] On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me freeee, freshhh, fishhhh. I've got a fish would you like to make a wish! You're gonna do-you got yourself a fish? Now order a new side dish! Make a wish!<br />
<br />
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me..or rather she reminded me that I have not forgotten anything or anyone. ["cheeky grin"]<br />
<br />
And on the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me the jazzy hits from the good ole jumpin' jiverra. <br />
<br />
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me the job of pickin' up..sticks!<br />
<br />
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me born female, angelic women and ladies, of all races and religions and what-nock, make, lesbians, bi-sensuals, straight, the drag kings, and the transmales that have "not" have the operation change yet whatsoever. <br />
<br />
["wipes sweat off his forehead"] Sorry, dudes. ["chuckles"]<br />
<br />
And then on the eight day of Christmas my true love...to me a late train of thought. ["puts hand on head"] The misluring of autism! Veooo make me forget. Pth. <br />
<br />
And on the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me a share of the platinum mine Santa baby gave to her last year. <br />
<br />
And on tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me ["dances and sings gibberish about a big fat hen"]<br />
<br />
And on the eleventh day of Christmas a bling clock tower of London! Big Ben!<br />
<br />
And on the twelth day of Christmas, although it may seem straaaange...on the twelth day twelve drummers stri-drumming, eleven pipers piping, ten lords leaping, nine ladies dancing, eight maids a-milkin, seven swans swimmin', six geese laying, fiveee golden raaaaangs, four calling birds, three french hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear treeeeeeeeeee! <br />
<br />
["clicks selfie remote button, doesn't work"] I might have more redone holiday hits in the next few days before Christmas of 2015, but that's still to be determined. Donations are still greatly appreciated and I still welcome more orders. Figures and everything, and up until Christmas day donations of 100 dollars or greater get donations of their own choice, though I can't guarantee before Christmas delivery. All donations are greatly d-appreciated, and I-but unfortunately I cannot offer gifts or donations be-less than ten dorrars, but the options are now there on my Etsy listing. And that's a ["gibberish"] because not a lot of people are apparently able to find it. Or at least a few of them are unable to find it. D-it's got a big ol' blue background, double letter's-yellow letters, DONATION! <br />
<br />
Thank you, have a good safe day, Merry Christmas. <br />
{{Transcription}}<br />
<br />
==External links==<br />
* [https://www.etsy.com/shop/CwcvilleShopping]</div>Sessioshttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Rental_House_Tour&diff=192623Rental House Tour2015-12-15T12:04:11Z<p>Sessios: /* Transcript */</p>
<hr />
<div>The '''Rental House Tour''' is the last in the series of events of 31 [[August 2014]], which had begun with the [[Catie Date Conversation Transcript]] and had continued with the [[IRL Tour of 14 Branchland Court]]. That afternoon, Chris, [[Catherine]], and her cousin Al stopped by the [[Rental House]] to meet [[Barb]] and [[Clover and Snoopy|the beagles]]. Note that every time Catherine sneezes, it's an attempt to prevent Chris from putting his arm around her or kissing her.<br />
[[File:Rental House June 2014.jpg|thumb|right|250px|The rental house.]]<br />
<br />
==Summary==<br />
* Chris shows them his [[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013|Lego version of Manchester High]] and some little figures of [[Catherine]] and himself.<br />
* They find that Chris has a picture of Catherine on his night stand.<br />
* Chris confirms that all of his [[Playstation 3]] [[Video games|games]] have survived the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fire]].<br />
* Chris shows off his [[High School]] yearbook and talks about each of his [[gal-pals]].<br />
* Chris talks about his [[Clover and Snoopy|dogs]].<br />
* Chris and [[Barb]] talk a little about [[Daniel Weston]].<br />
* Barb tells the story about how [[Cole Smithey|Cole]] almost died of an infection.<br />
* Barb explains how they're British royalty.<br />
* The background music, which appears to consist of orchestral versions of [[Beatles]] songs and other 50s/60s hits, lends the entire exchange an air of classic Hollywood melodrama, as if Katharine Hepburn were about to slap someone or burst into tears at any moment.<br />
<br />
==Part One==<br />
===Audio===<br />
{{Infobox/Audiofile<br />
| name = Rental House Tour Audio Part Two<br />
| audio = {{#ev:youtube|OM3sVmzbUoA}}<br />
| Stardate = 31 [[August 2014]]<br />
| Featuring = [[Chris]], [[Catherine]], Al, [[Barb]], [[Clover and Snoopy]] <br />
| Saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}, {{Catherine|text}}, {{Sonic Boom|text}}<br />
| previous = [[IRL Tour of 14 Branchland Court|14BC Tour Video]]<br />
| next = Rental House Tour Audio Part One<br />
}}<br />
===Transcript===<br />
====Introductions====<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Hey Chris!<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Is it alright if I park right there?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: That’s fine.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: You’re OK. Don’t worry about it.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Damn, this is a…<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: [?]<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah, this is a nice place.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: It’s a nice little neighborhood.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: It’s two stories but only about two-thirds of the width.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah. So you’ve been livin’ here since when?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Eh, since last February.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Oh.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: [entering house] Hello!<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Howdy.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: [[Clover and Snoopy|Hi Snoopy! Hi Clover!]] Hi mom.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Howdy.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Hi.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Um, Barbara Anne, this is, this is…<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Nice to meet you.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: That’s Catherine and her cousin Al.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Glad to meet ya. I’m Big Al.<br />
[[File:Clover and snoopy.jpg|thumb|200px|right|They're a lot fatter now.]]<br />
'''(one or more of the dogs start baying)''' <br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: …meet you…<br />
<br />
'''Dog:''' AROOOOOOOO!<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Oh…<br />
<br />
'''Dog:''' AROOOOOO!<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Snoopy…<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: There’s some, yeah they seem a little bit worked up there.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah, that’s Snoopy, and that’s Clover.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: …house.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Well howdy Snoopy, howdy Clover.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: They’re part fox.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Huh huh!<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: They are cute.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Oh, no kiddin’.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font> I love dogs, so.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
'''Dog:''' Bark!<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Alright, we’ll let you…<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah, we’ll let you get to…<br />
<br />
'''Dog:''' AROOOOO! AROOOOOO! AROOOOOO!<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: …the door.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Ah, thank you.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah. Oh, actually and I had also got you a case…<br />
<br />
'''Dog:''' AROOOOOO! AROOOOOOO! AROOOOOOO! AROOO!<br />
<br />
[chaos]<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: OK, OK.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Anyway, [?].<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Don’t bite me!<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Oh, thank you.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah, and I…<br />
<br />
'''Dog:''' AROOOOOO!<br />
<br />
[?]<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: They seem pretty loud.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah, they get loud, when there’s new people.<br />
<br />
====Touring Chris's playroom====<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Aw, cool! Dude, is this your room?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah, that’s my work room.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Can I go in for a moment?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah. Sure.<br />
<br />
'''Dog:''' AROOOOO!<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Hey now, doggies, calm down! That’s good. [To Al]: I had to pretty much prepare for Catherine’s staying over for a while longer at least. I had a second, I had, I made room for a second ''chair''.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: So, so what is all this then?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah, pretty much some random things, but that’s a high school I built based on the one from Heartlake High. I dedicated building that to [[Manchester High School|Manchester High]]. Took me about a ''month'' to build that. <br />
[[File:Rebuilths3.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's Lego high school as it appeared in the rental house.]]<br />
'''Dog:''' AROOOOO!<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Really. <br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Well see Chris, you have, you spent a month to build that?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Well see, that’s dedication right there.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: With your [[Sonichu (comic)|comics]] and stuff, you can do the same thing, if you can be dedicated. Like if you can work on that for a month…<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah...<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: …you can spend a month working on a comic book.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah. [Wants to change the subject] Anyway, yeah, I built this house on multiple houses. And here’s our minifigs, me and Catherine.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Awww. <br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah, I pain-, I painted a kilt on her. <br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah, it’s a [[Lego]] head on a…<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Oh, so that’s like the little kilt right there then?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Uh, it’s like a…<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Is that a [?] or…?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: That’s denim skirt.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Oh. Oh.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah but, I used paper to make that.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Neat, yeah, and that’s little Catie. What’s that around her neck, is that like a little medallion, or…?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah. [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] [[medallion]]. Uh, on my [[Sweetheart|girlfriend]], I eventually would give them.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Oh. Cool.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: And custom minifigures of the hedgehogs.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: So did you make those yourself then?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah. <br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: So you seem to have an interest in arts and crafts, then.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yes.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Neat. So what’s…<br />
<br />
[Catherine enters]<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: [cloying voice] Yeah that’s you.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Is that me? Oh that’s even tinier than I thought. Oh that’s so cute.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: And here, and here I am.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Oh, they’re cute. [giggles] That’s so cute. There you go.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: [Feigning awe] Dude.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Wow, you’ve got a lot of [[Lego]]. I didn’t realize you had that much.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: So, what, what’s in this case right here, is this…?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Oh that’s my medicine case. It’s got my [[Chris and health|prescription medicine]]…<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Oh. <br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: [?]<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah, yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah, too bad you’re not staying, we could have watched [[Wikipedia:Gigi (1958 film)|Gigi]].<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Yeah I’m sorry, we’ve got to get out of here.<br />
<br />
====Next stop: the bedroom====<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah. Uh, at least let me show you the uh, my bedroom. It is right there.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: So, you go right ahead.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: So this is sort of like your office, then?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah, kind of. Yeah. Here’s where I sleep.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Oh it’s a nice room. Wow, it’s a Skylanders.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: There’s a lot, how many…? [counting?]<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Catie, can I take a look for a mom-?<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: [joking] No, you can’t.<br />
<br />
[Al and Catherine goof around]<br />
<br />
[Elevator music starts up]<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Wow.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Oh you have a nice set up in here, man.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: So is this your TV then?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Uh, that’s, yeah, that’s a 3D TV, from Sony [[Playstation]].<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Dude, you got a lot of PS3 [[Video games|games]]!<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Did these survive [[Destruction Of Chris's House|the fire]], or…?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yes, they all did. Every last one.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Oh that’s fortunate.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Oh that’s good, yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah. Oh…<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: So do you have…?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: …do you happen to have an interest in video discs as well?<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Dude, those things are so old - do you collect those?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Uh…<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Have you had those ever since…?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: We had these, we had these a lo-, pretty much all my life.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Oh, Catie, take a look at the night stand there!<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah, this is pretty much our entire collection of…<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: [Slightly horrified] Oh, I didn’t realize you kept my picture on your night stand. Oh wait, I think you did tell me that.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: You kept my picture on your night stand. That’s so cute...<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: So what game system do you got, is that, uh, Sega…?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Sega Dreamcast.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Oh I remember that…<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: And who’s that?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: That’s [[Robert Chandler|my father]].<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Oh. <br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: That’s Mr. C right there.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: So you keep that there too?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: That’s Catherine and Mr. C.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Do you think he would approve of me?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: How do you feel?<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: I like to think so.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: And that, then I think he does.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: He see-, he seems a little bit… interested in your best [unintelligible]<br />
<br />
====High school reminisces====<br />
<br />
[music swells]<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah that’s uh, I ended up with two copies of the senior yearbook.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Why two copies?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Uh, uh, I think it’s because, uh, well, wound up, separate purchases, I think.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Oh. So somebody like, filled out a form wrong or something?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah, I think so.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: So who were your [[gal-pals]] then, that you were talking about in high school? Were they, are they in here, or…?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah, they’re in, they’re in there, mostly, uh…<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Now did this get water damaged during the fire?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Um…<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: [?] the fire.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: It seems like the pages are a little bit wrinkled, or…?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah, yeah, I think that one did get some water damage.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: You might have better luck with this copy which is only smoke-damaged.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah. Did they, so the insurance company, are they compensating you for all this damage? Cuz like…<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: …when stuff like this gets damaged, it’s priceless, you know? I mean…<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah. Oh yeah, I bookmarked the beginning of the ''senior'' section there. <br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Aw, did they, did they sign your yearbook at all?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>:Chris: Um…Oh I might not have thought about it.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah, there’s some people…<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah plus we didn’t, I don’t think we got these yearbooks till ''after'' [[graduation]].<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Oh that’s unusual.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Oh that sucks.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: So where are you in here?<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Which one is your gal-pal then?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Um, there’s a number of them, uh let’s see, [flipping through yearbook]…There I am. <br />
[[File:ChrisChanY2K.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's yearbook photo.]]<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Oh, there we go.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Oh!<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: In a little tuxedo.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah see, I like it man, you look very…<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Very smart.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: You know, you know what you remind me of there?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Who?<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: You should, you should, you know like Frank Sinatra, one of those old singers.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Oh, [[Chris and music|I like Frank Sinatra]].<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: That, that would go on stage, and he’d talk, and the smooth voice and he’d talk to the ladies…<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: [takes on persona] Good evening ladies and gentlemen!<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah, yeah!<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: We’ve really got a big show for you tonight!<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah, like from one of those, uh, old black-and-white movies, you know? But yeah, you look smooth and classy, man.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah. Oh uh, [[Kellie Andes]], uh, was my high school s-, sweetheart that I fell in big like with…<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: So, so which one is she?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: [spelling] A…A L E, um, yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: This says Kellie Lynn Andes right there.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah. Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Oh, that one?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Can I have a look?<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Oh, she’s very pretty.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah. Well not as pretty as you, right Catie? Right Chris?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: No, she’s…<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: [laughs] Did you just call him Catie?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: [chuckles]<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Oh I’m sorry, I’m sorry.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: I have to sneeze again, sorry.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: I’m a little big dyslexic myself. Sometimes I mix up words and stuff.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Uh, well.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: I say something when I mean to say something else. So.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: [Sneezes.] Excuse me.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: [spelling] C B B…<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Must have caught a cold on the plane.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Oh I hope not.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: It happens all the time. Every time you travel.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: [browsing]… Oh shoot, [trails off]. Oh, Sarah Bev-, [[Gal pal#Sarah Anne Bevel|Sarah Bevel]].<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Oh that, that one right there.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Oh she’s very pretty too.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah. <br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: You have lots of pretty friends, haven’t you?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: [Smugly] Eh, yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Dude, you gotta go back to whatever it was you were doing back then, you got all the girls. Well I mean you have Catie now, so I mean…<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah, I’d rather, I’d rather stick with a winner.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: It’s good to be a winner, I think?<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Hm, G O… Tiff-, there she is. [[Tiffany Gowen]].<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah right there, the blonde at the bottom...<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: She looks a little bit like, em, Cameron Diaz. <br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah, yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: I think it’s the hair, but she does look a little bit like Cameron Diaz.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Do you have any [[JERKS|guys]] that you hung out with back in high school, or…?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Uh,…<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Or was it mostly girls?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Not, not, it was mostly girls. <br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Mostly girls?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah. I did have, uh, [[Joseph Herring|one]], um, uh, I hung out with in my freshman year when I was vars-, when I was, uh, co-water boy/manager of the [[Manchester High School#Go Lancers!|varsity basketball team]].<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: So wait, you were manager of the basketball team?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah, varsity.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: That’s pretty cool.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Thank you.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Hey, is this the bathroom?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Oh yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah, you mind if I take a leak real quick?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Go ahead.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah, hey Catie, I’ll get here and then I’ll go downstairs and join up with you guys, so.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Alright.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: I’ll be out in just a minute.<br />
<br />
==Part Two==<br />
===Audio===<br />
<br />
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| name = Rental House Tour Audio Part Two<br />
| audio = {{#ev:youtube|eAHUpZmG54s}}<br />
| Stardate = 31 [[August 2014]]<br />
| Featuring = [[Chris]], [[Catherine]], Al, [[Barb]], [[Clover and Snoopy]] <br />
| Saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}, {{Catherine|text}}, {{Sonic Boom|text}}<br />
| previous = Rental House Tour Audio Part One<br />
| next =<br />
}}<br />
<br />
===Transcript===<br />
====Chatting with Barb====<br />
<br />
<br />
[toilet flushes]<br />
<br />
[sink runs]<br />
<br />
[door squeaks open]<br />
<br />
[20th Century orchestral music is heard]<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Hello. <br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: [Oh watch?]<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Oh, are they gonna eat me alive now, or…?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: [unintelligible] he wants to buy a bunch of ours.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah, the uh, vinyl records y’all got, I collect them, so.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: You can go through 'em.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Sure.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: [?] I know you loved your records.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Right now they’re all in a tractor-trailer.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: In a tractor-trailer?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Not really, no, they’re in a storage unit or downstairs.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: They’re not downstairs.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Oh, oh.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: I put ‘em on a tractor-trailer.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Oh, OK, well I guess, when the Rainbow cleaners, some of them got taken to their facility. Well not all of them, there was a bunch of them at the s-, at the unit.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Oh.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: At your storage unit?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Oh, OK.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: [to dog] Oh, hi baby girl. He’s a kisser. [baby voice] He likes to kiss.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: They’re so cute. I’m sure they’ll get used to me eventually.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: They just don’t know who I am or why I’m in their house!<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Snoopy, Clover, that’s Catherine. Catie. You saw her picture?<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: [giggles] You showed your dogs my picture? That’s so cute.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: They like the picture or what, or…?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Uh well, they sniffed it. They smell everything.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: [?]<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah, they got, we got separate to pee and poo on the paper.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Yeah, try not…<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: On the black thing.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: …to stand on it.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah. They what? Oh, yeah, I guess that makes sense then, on the paper…<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Try not to stand on it or anything.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: It’s, it’s awfully inconvenient to take them outside and have to pick it up.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah. Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: I’d rather have it inside, to pick it up.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Oh yeah, and then it’s closer so you can clean it up without going as far away.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: I’m 72 years old, I don’t [?]<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Fair enough.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: You’ve worked enough in your life, so…<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah. I told, I told mom about, uh, how you have a lot of interesting stories from your travels in the European Brish - British areas.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Hey mother, tell her, tell her something about the Weston name. Or some of it.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: 400 years ago, the king declared the name [[Daniel Weston|Weston]], W-E-S-T-O-N, not I-N or E-N, but O-N, to be part of England’s [[Anne Boleyn|royalty]] forever. <br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: That’s interesting.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: So Christian…<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: There’s a lot of uh, there’s a lot of names like that in England, and um… Well you go, you go back through the um, the old records and stuff and you see…<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Well my cousin…<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: …lordships, and you see…<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Well my cousin was the one that put together a [?] collection…<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Wow. That’s a piece of history right there.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: It certainly seems, Christian seems like a pretty good son. He was talking about how he helps you out around the house and all, and such.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Oh my gosh. <br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: I couldn’t, I couldn’t survive without him.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah. Well I hope he takes care of Catie just as well. So.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: I’m pretty sur-, I’m fairly confident I will. I had practice.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: [cackles] He’s had a lot of practice. His father died three years ago.<br />
<br />
[Music actually switches to a sadder tone]<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: I know. We heard. I’m terribly sorry.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah. Sorry. I apologize for your loss. That’s gotta suck. So.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Yeah. Yeah you, you never get over it.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Not really, no.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: My sister and…[?] um, her husband…<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yes, yeah, [[Minor Family Members#Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom|Harriet and Tom]].<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: …had to have surgery on this area.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Oh, that’s terrible. Oh, poor doggie.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: He has a growth that’s blocking the flow of whatever fluids, and as a result, it’s causing constant infection.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Oh that’s awful.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Sounds awful.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: So, he’s gonna get operated on at the end of September.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: In September?<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: I, I wonder if it’s life-threatening, cause this area here…<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: They didn’t mention that.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: …there’s a hole in the brain right there.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Well that’s…<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: A hole in the brain?<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: There’s a hole that goes right in the brain. My oldest son, um…<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: [[Cole]].<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: …almost died from a sinus infection, in California…<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: I didn’t hear this one.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Oh my goodness.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: …shortly after he went out there to college. He - he had a sinus infection.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: That’s awful.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: And he couldn’t - couldn’t shake it.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: I’m so sorry.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: He um - so he went to the doctor, and the doctor said "you’re just in time".<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Well that’s good.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: For a few hours. He wouldn’t’ve made it if he [?]<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Wow. That was…let’s see…<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: That’s when I really learned…<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: …when he first went to college, so he would, he would have been about eighteen, nineteen?<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Yeah, he was about nineteen.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: I don’t, I have no idea how old he is now, so I don’t know how long ago that would have been.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: He’s, yeah he was born in ’63.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: OK.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: And Christian was born in ’82.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Uh, 40, 51.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: ’82. I bought mailbox numbers 63 and 82.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Mm hmm.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Oh!<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: I had trouble, I had trouble remembering it and I started…<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Well that’s a good trick.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Well that’s handy.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah, we like number games as well as word games.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Oh that’s lovely.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah, hey, tell ‘em your anniversary date. Or wedding.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: 6-7-80.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: 6-7-80, that’s easy to remember.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: My husband and I got married, we were married 31 years. <br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: That’s a long while.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: And um, two months after we were married, he had triple bypasses, and the doctors told me that he would not have lived two more weeks.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Wow.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: If he hadn’t had…and if he hadn’t had married me he’d never’ve known.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Cause you made him go to the doctor.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: It was very suddenly. Because he was, uh, an engineer at GE and he did hard core negotiating to sell their products.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: To sell their products. So.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: [unintelligible]<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: It wasn’t easy…<br />
<br />
'''Dog:''' AROOOOOO!<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Snoopy, calm down.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font> Alright, fair enough.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Calm down, little boy, calm down. I think they’re probably easier if uh, if I was sitting down.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah, I don’t know if we have much room here.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: It was…<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: We can’t stay too terribly long.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah we’re gonna head out in a few minutes anyways, so…<br />
<br />
====The fire and its consequences====<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: The couch belongs to the dogs. They saved us from the fire.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Yeah, Christian said they woke you up.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah, they woke me up, then I woke her up.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: I got, I burned both feet, because I didn’t have any shoes on.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: You had to walk through the fire then?<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Well I had to extinguish it, try to put it out, and what happened was, uh…<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: [Moreover ?]<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Probably. Insulation. In the wall. [?]<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: The flicks from the insul-, like, they were drop-, pieces of insulation were dropping down?<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Yes.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: And they burnt you on the foot?<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: I don’t [?], I stepped on them.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Um, well OK, I didn’t hear that. I thought, I thought the worst damage to your feet was from you had to walk all over that wet grass cause it was raining that morning.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Well I didn’t know that I had damaged my feet…<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Oh. [stress sigh]<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: …until later.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: So you saw the fire, you grabbed an extinguisher, you’re lucky you had one on hand.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: He grabbed an extinguisher, pulled the thing out, and handed it to me.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: I remember from training, you know, you pull the pin first.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: And then you handed it off to your mum.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Sounds like you were both pretty brave to fight the fire like that.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: We didn’t have any choice. I had to hold, I was able to hold it just long enough for him to get his head together, take the dogs and the cat, and uh, we got out.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Actually our cat [[Chandler Cats#Lucy|Lucy]] came to us. She was upstairs.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Was she?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah, you remember, she came downstairs and met us, and then she ran out of [[14 Branchland Court|the house]] with us.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: That’s right, she did.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah I put the leads on the dogs.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: You’re all very lucky to have gotten out of that.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: I’m so sorry for your loss.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: That’s OK, it hasn’t been totally bad.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Things happen, life happens, you know?<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: [?] happen for a reason.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: You just get through it, so.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: [?] for a reason.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Yeah, we’ve learned a lot. [Laughs] Yeah, we did some hardcore negotiating, with uh, State Farm. <br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Excuse me just a moment.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Uh yeah, sorry. Yep, yep, get through there…<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: …in your way.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Hard core negotiating, what, they didn’t wanna pay out or somethin’, or…?<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: They don’t…the adjustor is a woman, and she hates the ground I walk on. She dislikes me terribly, cause I’m too old and too smart. See I’m not the typical 72-year-old woman. <br />
<br />
====Barb and Catie talk sewing====<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah I’ll just remember it and I’ll save it.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Um…<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: He uses that for work. Pretty much.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah, that’s mostly a work phone, I wouldn’t want people, but you can contact me through Catie.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: OK.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Yeah, yeah, we’re always in touch.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: OK, so you know I should contact him on the [?] inquiry about the records.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Uh, you can al- you can always let me know and I’ll pass the message.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: I appreciate you driving her there.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: That was a good security move.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Well her phone, [Catherine: “Car.”] her car broke down, so there was hardly any choice, I was the only guy who could, so.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Yeah, so.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: But yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Well, it was good security [].<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah, yeah everything…<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah, yeah, I mean, I didn’t, I didn’t know Christian or anything, I hadn’t met you all at all, and they were talkin’ pretty serious, like it seemed, so I thought I would get to know your family as well, cause if these two were gonna get hitched, it’s gonna be one family, so.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: You’re just as beautiful as he said.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Oh thank you. You’re very sweet.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah, so.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Yeah, you are. You are.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Thank you.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: I understand you sew a little bit? <br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: A little bit, not very much. Um, basically just enough to put, like, a button on my shirt, or, or um, like, stitch up my pants.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: I have a trainload of [felt?].<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Oh, I’m terribly sorry.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Well, [drowned out]<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Christian said you used to sew, or you sew occasionally…?<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: I used to. I’m, I’m going to, after I get settled back in the house. <br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: I’m gonna start designing and sewing.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Mm hmm.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah. I told, I told her about the A-skirts you put together.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Oh yeah, you can make an A-line skirt out of an old pair of jeans. You just cut um, you, you rip the side, the seams in the middle, and then you use the leg to cut it off about here, and you use the legs to make the panels. <br />
<br />
[?]<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: It’s very easy. It’s just you need a sewing machine to do it.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: But you could sew it by hand, but it takes ages.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Hm. [Bizarrely inflected] She can sew more than a '''button'''.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah. Alright.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Well, I mean…<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: I taught my oldest son to sew, when he was growing up.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: My roommate knits. My roommate is from Texas and he knits.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Every, every boy needs to know how to sew and how to cook.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Exactly. Cause you’re not gonna have a woman all the time.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: [?] cook for kids, so…<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Exactly.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
[?]<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Mm hmm.<br />
<br />
====Barb's family heritage====<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: In my family, I was the, I was number one as far as, there were eight children, five girls, and uh, um…<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: You were the eldest? You had to take care of the rest?<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: I was five, number five of eight.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Ah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Oh, so you were almost in the middle.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Yeah, I had a, I had a good spot. <br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Mm hmm.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: I had to fight both ways.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: [Laughs]<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: I had to change diapers both ways. [Laughs]<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Well I had two sisters and a brother younger than me. I have s- one [[Minor Family Members#Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom|sister]] and [[Minor Family Members#Uncle Raymond|brother]] still with us, and it’s nice. I just talked to her last night. <br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Well I think I uh, told Catie about how Barbara Anne wanted to be an English teacher...? Enjoyed some English literature I think?<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Yeah, I enjoy literature.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah. She likes a lot of Shakespe'''ah'''.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Yeah, I do like Shakespeare.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: She also enjoys The Tudors, uh, HBO program through Netflix, all about King Henry VIII. <br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Oh, Henry VIII. [[Anne Boleyn]], his wife…<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: One of, yeah, one of six.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Well, she couldn’t produce a boy.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Mm hmm.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: So he killed her. <br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: But he drummed up all these excuses that the maids helped him to put together.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Yeah. Well he was the king, he could say whatever he wanted about anybody, and they wouldn’t dare say no, it’s not right. So.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Yeah. He was just a murderer.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Mm. A little bit.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: The first, the first Queen Elizabeth was her daughter.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Mm hmm.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: That was uh, the last of the Tudors.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: We’re blood kin to them. I suppose we got blood kin to every Wes-, blood Weston in the world.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: That would be an interesting thing to research, like go through old records and things like that, and actually draw a line and say, this is exactly where that went.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: I still don’t know the missing link between Richard Weston and Mary Boleyn.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Well Weston’s not exactly an uncommon name in Britain. I mean it’s not super-common, it’s not like Smith or anything, but there are a lot of people with that name. <br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: I suppose there are. There are.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Oh, and I uh…<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: [You’ve?] done a lot of important things in [?]<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: [?] yeah, done a lot of things and made a lot of children.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Oh yeah, in our thinking ahead, I did mention to her that uh, I promised you [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|our first daughter]] would have the middle name Weston.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: So to continue that tradition. And royalty.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: [?]<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: It does.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: So, you’re part Scottish?<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Yeah, on my mother’s side. My mom’s Scottish and my dad’s Italian.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: [?] combination.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: It’s an interesting one.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Yeah, it is.<br />
<br />
====Time to go====<br />
<br />
'''Dog:''' AROOOOOOO.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Ah, Snoopy, calm down. <br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Calm down. [Laughs]<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah. They’re visiting right now, but I’m thinking she’ll be good more often.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: And y’all can get to know her, and I, they let me sit between them and hug them.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Oh that’s nice.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: They’re so sweet like, they’re so sweet like that, in other ways.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Yeah, they’re good dogs, they really are.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: They’re very, very protective.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Beagles usually are. They’re very, they like their families. They like to be very protective of their... Their pack.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah. Well anyway, uh, I, I’m Catie’s ride, and I got some stuff to do, so…<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: So probably should be heading out, yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Nice meeting you.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Nice meeting you too.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: I look forward to seeing you again.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Certainly.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah. And that, and this is like, we just went out to eat, and we just dropped in unannounced, and we don’t wanna, yeah we won’t take up too much, too much time. Good meeting you, Mrs. Chandler.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Partially, partially, partially unannounced, because I had thought about bringing ''her'' over here anyway.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: At least to meet her, and, you know, watch Gigi, but we couldn’t do that, [Catherine sneezes.] cause um, cause your car’s in the shop. Oh bless you.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Excuse me. Thank you. I must, I must have caught cold on the plane. <br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: I hope not.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: It happens to me every time I fly. You’ve got 200-odd people in one little tiny plane for about an hour.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Is it a long flight?<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Yeah, I have to fly to Chicago, and then catch another flight, so.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Well cool, I’ll…<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: [something about Cole] …to San Francisco, California when he was about seven years old.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Yeah. That’s a long flight. I think that’s about, what is that, five hours?<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: I don’t quite remember [?] [Laughs]<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Yeah, but it’s a long flight.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: It was painful. It was painful.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Yeah. You get stuck in an airplane, you get all that air recycled. There’s somebody gets sick, it happens to me all the time.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Yeah it does.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: I’ll probably be fine in a few days.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: If not there’s always chicken noodle soup.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Yeah, definitely.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: They like chicken noodle soup. They’ve had some! [baby voice] Chicken noodle soup. Wasn’t that good, doggies? Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Anything with chicken in it…. Well, we’ll let you go now.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Alright, thank you for, thank you for your hospitality.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yep. Nice place. Nice place y'all got here, so.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: [unintelligible] over there.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: OK, well hey, um, Catherine, before you go…<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Yeah?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: I wanted to let you know: What am I doing in a place like this? Waiting for the most honest, true, and awesome woman to come around in my life. <br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Oh my god, you’re so sweet!<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: I’ve had that, I’ve had, I had that in my head for the long time since I’ve…<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: I’ve got to sneeze again. Sorry.<br />
<br />
[?]<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: [chuckles]<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: It went back into my forehead.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: I hate it when it’s like you’re like 90% ready for sneezing and…<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: I’m so glad this is working out very well.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Me too. Sorry, we’ve got to get going or [?] things back.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: OK.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: OK.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Hey Chris, we’ll both be pretty busy, but you and Catie can talk over the internet and we’ll see if we can work something out.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: You’ve got my number now, we can text [?]<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: [?]<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah, we’ll see if we can work something out over the next couple weeks.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Maybe meet up again.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah. Hopefully, uh, Catie, you know where we are, you can come over yourself if you feel like it.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Yeah, well I would let you know. I wouldn’t just turn up, that would be so rude.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah, OK. Yeah, anyway, yeah, we wouldn’t want to interrupt nothin’. Nothin’ like that.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah, that’s understandable.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah. OK, well it was nice meet- [audio cuts off.]<br />
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[[Category:Catherine Saga]]</div>Sessioshttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Rental_House_Tour&diff=192622Rental House Tour2015-12-15T12:00:56Z<p>Sessios: /* Summary */</p>
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<div>The '''Rental House Tour''' is the last in the series of events of 31 [[August 2014]], which had begun with the [[Catie Date Conversation Transcript]] and had continued with the [[IRL Tour of 14 Branchland Court]]. That afternoon, Chris, [[Catherine]], and her cousin Al stopped by the [[Rental House]] to meet [[Barb]] and [[Clover and Snoopy|the beagles]]. Note that every time Catherine sneezes, it's an attempt to prevent Chris from putting his arm around her or kissing her.<br />
[[File:Rental House June 2014.jpg|thumb|right|250px|The rental house.]]<br />
<br />
==Summary==<br />
* Chris shows them his [[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013|Lego version of Manchester High]] and some little figures of [[Catherine]] and himself.<br />
* They find that Chris has a picture of Catherine on his night stand.<br />
* Chris confirms that all of his [[Playstation 3]] [[Video games|games]] have survived the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fire]].<br />
* Chris shows off his [[High School]] yearbook and talks about each of his [[gal-pals]].<br />
* Chris talks about his [[Clover and Snoopy|dogs]].<br />
* Chris and [[Barb]] talk a little about [[Daniel Weston]].<br />
* Barb tells the story about how [[Cole Smithey|Cole]] almost died of an infection.<br />
* Barb explains how they're British royalty.<br />
* The background music, which appears to consist of orchestral versions of [[Beatles]] songs and other 50s/60s hits, lends the entire exchange an air of classic Hollywood melodrama, as if Katharine Hepburn were about to slap someone or burst into tears at any moment.<br />
<br />
==Part One==<br />
===Audio===<br />
{{Infobox/Audiofile<br />
| name = Rental House Tour Audio Part Two<br />
| audio = {{#ev:youtube|OM3sVmzbUoA}}<br />
| Stardate = 31 [[August 2014]]<br />
| Featuring = [[Chris]], [[Catherine]], Al, [[Barb]], [[Clover and Snoopy]] <br />
| Saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}, {{Catherine|text}}, {{Sonic Boom|text}}<br />
| previous = [[IRL Tour of 14 Branchland Court|14BC Tour Video]]<br />
| next = Rental House Tour Audio Part One<br />
}}<br />
===Transcript===<br />
====Introductions====<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Hey Chris!<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Is it alright if I park right there?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: That’s fine.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: You’re OK. Don’t worry about it.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Damn, this is a…<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: [?]<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah, this is a nice place.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: It’s a nice little neighborhood.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: It’s two stories but only about two-thirds of the width.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah. So you’ve been livin’ here since when?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Eh, since last February.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Oh.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: [entering house] Hello!<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Howdy.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: [[Clover and Snoopy|Hi Snoopy! Hi Clover!]] Hi mom.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Howdy.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Hi.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Um, Barbara Anne, this is, this is…<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Nice to meet you.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: That’s Catherine and her cousin Al.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Glad to meet ya. I’m Big Al.<br />
[[File:Clover and snoopy.jpg|thumb|200px|right|They're a lot fatter now.]]<br />
'''(one or more of the dogs start baying)''' <br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: …meet you…<br />
<br />
'''Dog:''' AROOOOOOOO!<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Oh…<br />
<br />
'''Dog:''' AROOOOOO!<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Snoopy…<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: There’s some, yeah they seem a little bit worked up there.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah, that’s Snoopy, and that’s Clover.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: …house.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Well howdy Snoopy, howdy Clover.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: They’re part fox.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Huh huh!<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: They are cute.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Oh, no kiddin’.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font> I love dogs, so.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
'''Dog:''' Bark!<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Alright, we’ll let you…<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah, we’ll let you get to…<br />
<br />
'''Dog:''' AROOOOO! AROOOOOO! AROOOOOO!<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: …the door.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Ah, thank you.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah. Oh, actually and I had also got you a case…<br />
<br />
'''Dog:''' AROOOOOO! AROOOOOOO! AROOOOOOO! AROOO!<br />
<br />
[chaos]<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: OK, OK.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Anyway, [?].<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Don’t bite me!<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Oh, thank you.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah, and I…<br />
<br />
'''Dog:''' AROOOOOO!<br />
<br />
[?]<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: They seem pretty loud.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah, they get loud, when there’s new people.<br />
<br />
====Touring Chris's playroom====<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Aw, cool! Dude, is this your room?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah, that’s my work room.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Can I go in for a moment?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah. Sure.<br />
<br />
'''Dog:''' AROOOOO!<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Hey now, doggies, calm down! That’s good. [To Al]: I had to pretty much prepare for Catherine’s staying over for a while longer at least. I had a second, I had, I made room for a second ''chair''.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: So, so what is all this then?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah, pretty much some random things, but that’s a high school I built based on the one from Heartlake High. I dedicated building that to [[Manchester High School|Manchester High]]. Took me about a ''month'' to build that. <br />
[[File:Rebuilths3.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's Lego high school as it appeared in the rental house.]]<br />
'''Dog:''' AROOOOO!<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Really. <br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Well see Chris, you have, you spent a month to build that?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Well see, that’s dedication right there.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: With your [[Sonichu (comic)|comics]] and stuff, you can do the same thing, if you can be dedicated. Like if you can work on that for a month…<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah...<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: …you can spend a month working on a comic book.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah. [Wants to change the subject] Anyway, yeah, I built this house on multiple houses. And here’s our minifigs, me and Catherine.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Awww. <br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah, I pain-, I painted a kilt on her. <br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah, it’s a [[Lego]] head on a…<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Oh, so that’s like the little kilt right there then?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Uh, it’s like a…<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Is that a [?] or…?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: That’s denim skirt.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Oh. Oh.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah but, I used paper to make that.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Neat, yeah, and that’s little Catie. What’s that around her neck, is that like a little medallion, or…?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah. [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] [[medallion]]. Uh, on my [[Sweetheart|girlfriend]], I eventually would give them.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Oh. Cool.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: And custom minifigures of the hedgehogs.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: So did you make those yourself then?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah. <br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: So you seem to have an interest in arts and crafts, then.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yes.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Neat. So what’s…<br />
<br />
[Catherine enters]<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: [cloying voice] Yeah that’s you.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Is that me? Oh that’s even tinier than I thought. Oh that’s so cute.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: And here, and here I am.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Oh, they’re cute. [giggles] That’s so cute. There you go.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: [Feigning awe] Dude.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Wow, you’ve got a lot of [[Lego]]. I didn’t realize you had that much.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: So, what, what’s in this case right here, is this…?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Oh that’s my medicine case. It’s got my [[Chris and health|prescription medicine]]…<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Oh. <br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: [?]<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah, yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah, too bad you’re not staying, we could have watched [[Wikipedia:Gigi (1958 film)|Gigi]].<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Yeah I’m sorry, we’ve got to get out of here.<br />
<br />
====Next stop: the bedroom====<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah. Uh, at least let me show you the uh, my bedroom. It is right there.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: So, you go right ahead.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: So this is sort of like your office, then?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah, kind of. Yeah. Here’s where I sleep.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Oh it’s a nice room. Wow, it’s a Skylanders.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: There’s a lot, how many…? [counting?]<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Catie, can I take a look for a mom-?<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: [joking] No, you can’t.<br />
<br />
[Al and Catherine goof around]<br />
<br />
[Elevator music starts up]<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Wow.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Oh you have a nice set up in here, man.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: So is this your TV then?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Uh, that’s, yeah, that’s a 3D TV, from Sony [[Playstation]].<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Dude, you got a lot of PS3 [[Video games|games]]!<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Did these survive [[Destruction Of Chris's House|the fire]], or…?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yes, they all did. Every last one.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Oh that’s fortunate.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Oh that’s good, yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah. Oh…<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: So do you have…?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: …do you happen to have an interest in video discs as well?<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Dude, those things are so old - do you collect those?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Uh…<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Have you had those ever since…?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: We had these, we had these a lo-, pretty much all my life.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Oh, Catie, take a look at the night stand there!<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah, this is pretty much our entire collection of…<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: [Slightly horrified] Oh, I didn’t realize you kept my picture on your night stand. Oh wait, I think you did tell me that.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: You kept my picture on your night stand. That’s so cute...<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: So what game system do you got, is that, uh, Sega…?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Sega Dreamcast.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Oh I remember that…<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: And who’s that?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: That’s [[Robert Chandler|my father]].<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Oh. <br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: That’s Mr. C right there.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: So you keep that there too?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: That’s Catherine and Mr. C.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Do you think he would approve of me?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: How do you feel?<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: I like to think so.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: And that, then I think he does.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: He see-, he seems a little bit… interested in your best [unintelligible]<br />
<br />
====High school reminisces====<br />
<br />
[music swells]<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah that’s uh, I ended up with two copies of the senior yearbook.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Why two copies?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Uh, uh, I think it’s because, uh, well, wound up, separate purchases, I think.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Oh. So somebody like, filled out a form wrong or something?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah, I think so.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: So who were your [[gal-pals]] then, that you were talking about in high school? Were they, are they in here, or…?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah, they’re in, they’re in there, mostly, uh…<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Now did this get water damaged during the fire?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Um…<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: [?] the fire.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: It seems like the pages are a little bit wrinkled, or…?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah, yeah, I think that one did get some water damage.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: You might have better luck with this copy which is only smoke-damaged.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah. Did they, so the insurance company, are they compensating you for all this damage? Cuz like…<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: …when stuff like this gets damaged, it’s priceless, you know? I mean…<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah. Oh yeah, I bookmarked the beginning of the ''senior'' section there. <br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Aw, did they, did they sign your yearbook at all?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>:Chris: Um…Oh I might not have thought about it.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah, there’s some people…<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah plus we didn’t, I don’t think we got these yearbooks till ''after'' [[graduation]].<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Oh that’s unusual.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Oh that sucks.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: So where are you in here?<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Which one is your gal-pal then?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Um, there’s a number of them, uh let’s see, [flipping through yearbook]…There I am. <br />
[[File:ChrisChanY2K.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's yearbook photo.]]<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Oh, there we go.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Oh!<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: In a little tuxedo.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah see, I like it man, you look very…<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Very smart.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: You know, you know what you remind me of there?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Who?<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: You should, you should, you know like Frank Sinatra, one of those old singers.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Oh, [[Chris and music|I like Frank Sinatra]].<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: That, that would go on stage, and he’d talk, and the smooth voice and he’d talk to the ladies…<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: [takes on persona] Good evening ladies and gentlemen!<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah, yeah!<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: We’ve really got a big show for you tonight!<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah, like from one of those, uh, old black-and-white movies, you know? But yeah, you look smooth and classy, man.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah. Oh uh, [[Kellie Andes]], uh, was my high school s-, sweetheart that I fell in big like with…<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: So, so which one is she?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: [spelling] A…A L E, um, yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: This says Kellie Lynn Andes right there.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah. Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Oh, that one?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Can I have a look?<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Oh, she’s very pretty.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah. Well not as pretty as you, right Catie? Right Chris?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: No, she’s…<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: [laughs] Did you just call him Catie?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: [chuckles]<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Oh I’m sorry, I’m sorry.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: I have to sneeze again, sorry.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: I’m a little big dyslexic myself. Sometimes I mix up words and stuff.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Uh, well.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: I say something when I mean to say something else. So.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: [Sneezes.] Excuse me.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: [spelling] C B B…<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Must have caught a cold on the plane.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Oh I hope not.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: It happens all the time. Every time you travel.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: [browsing]… Oh shoot, [trails off]. Oh, Sarah Bev-, [[Gal pal#Sarah Anne Bevel|Sarah Bevel]].<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Oh that, that one right there.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Oh she’s very pretty too.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah. <br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: You have lots of pretty friends, haven’t you?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: [Smugly] Eh, yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Dude, you gotta go back to whatever it was you were doing back then, you got all the girls. Well I mean you have Catie now, so I mean…<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah, I’d rather, I’d rather stick with a winner.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: It’s good to be a winner, I think?<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Hm, G O… Tiff-, there she is. [[Tiffany Gowen]].<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah right there, the blonde at the bottom...<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: She looks a little bit like, em, Cameron Diaz. <br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah, yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: I think it’s the hair, but she does look a little bit like Cameron Diaz.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Do you have any [[JERKS|guys]] that you hung out with back in high school, or…?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Uh,…<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Or was it mostly girls?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Not, not, it was mostly girls. <br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Mostly girls?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah. I did have, uh, [[Joseph Herring|one]], um, uh, I hung out with in my freshman year when I was vars-, when I was, uh, co-water boy/manager of the [[Manchester High School#Go Lancers!|varsity basketball team]].<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: So wait, you were manager of the basketball team?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah, varsity.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: That’s pretty cool.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Thank you.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Hey, is this the bathroom?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Oh yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah, you mind if I take a leak real quick?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Go ahead.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah, hey Catie, I’ll get here and then I’ll go downstairs and join up with you guys, so.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Alright.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: I’ll be out in just a minute.<br />
<br />
==Part Two==<br />
===Audio===<br />
<br />
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| name = Rental House Tour Audio Part Two<br />
| audio = {{#ev:youtube|eAHUpZmG54s}}<br />
| Stardate = 31 [[August 2014]]<br />
| Featuring = [[Chris]], [[Catherine]], Al, [[Barb]], [[Clover and Snoopy]] <br />
| Saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}, {{Catherine|text}}, {{Sonic Boom|text}}<br />
| previous = Rental House Tour Audio Part One<br />
| next =<br />
}}<br />
<br />
===Transcript===<br />
====Chatting with Barb====<br />
<br />
<br />
[toilet flushes]<br />
<br />
[sink runs]<br />
<br />
[door squeaks open]<br />
<br />
[20th Century orchestral music is heard]<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Hello. <br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: [Oh watch?]<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Oh, are they gonna eat me alive now, or…?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: [unintelligible] he wants to buy a bunch of ours.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah, the uh, vinyl records y’all got, I collect them, so.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: You can go through 'em.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Sure.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: [?] I know you loved your records.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Right now they’re all in a tractor-trailer.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: In a tractor-trailer?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Not really, no, they’re in a storage unit or downstairs.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: They’re not downstairs.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Oh, oh.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: I put ‘em on a tractor-trailer.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Oh, OK, well I guess, when the Rainbow cleaners, some of them got taken to their facility. Well not all of them, there was a bunch of them at the s-, at the unit.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Oh.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: At your storage unit?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Oh, OK.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: [to dog] Oh, hi baby girl. He’s a kisser. [baby voice] He likes to kiss.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: They’re so cute. I’m sure they’ll get used to me eventually.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: They just don’t know who I am or why I’m in their house!<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Snoopy, Clover, that’s Catherine. Catie. You saw her picture?<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: [giggles] You showed your dogs my picture? That’s so cute.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: They like the picture or what, or…?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Uh well, they sniffed it. They smell everything.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: [?]<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah, they got, we got separate to pee and poo on the paper.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Yeah, try not…<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: On the black thing.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: …to stand on it.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah. They what? Oh, yeah, I guess that makes sense then, on the paper…<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Try not to stand on it or anything.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: It’s, it’s awfully inconvenient to take them outside and have to pick it up.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah. Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: I’d rather have it inside, to pick it up.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Oh yeah, and then it’s closer so you can clean it up without going as far away.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: I’m 72 years old, I don’t [?]<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Fair enough.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: You’ve worked enough in your life, so…<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah. I told, I told mom about, uh, how you have a lot of interesting stories from your travels in the European Brish - British areas.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Hey mother, tell her, tell her something about the Weston name. Or some of it.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: 400 years ago, the king declared the name [[Daniel Weston|Weston]], W-E-S-T-O-N, not I-N or E-N, but O-N, to be part of England’s [[Anne Boleyn|royalty]] forever. <br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: That’s interesting.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: So Christian…<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: There’s a lot of uh, there’s a lot of names like that in England, and um… Well you go, you go back through the um, the old records and stuff and you see…<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Well my cousin…<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: …lordships, and you see…<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Well my cousin was the one that put together a [?] collection…<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Wow. That’s a piece of history right there.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: It certainly seems, Christian seems like a pretty good son. He was talking about how he helps you out around the house and all, and such.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Oh my gosh. <br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: I couldn’t, I couldn’t survive without him.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah. Well I hope he takes care of Catie just as well. So.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: I’m pretty sur-, I’m fairly confident I will. I had practice.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: [cackles] He’s had a lot of practice. His father died three years ago.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: I know. We heard. I’m terribly sorry.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah. Sorry. I apologize for your loss. That’s gotta suck. So.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Yeah. Yeah you, you never get over it.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Not really, no.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: My sister and…[?] um, her husband…<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yes, yeah, [[Minor Family Members#Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom|Harriet and Tom]].<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: …had to have surgery on this area.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Oh, that’s terrible. Oh, poor doggie.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: He has a growth that’s blocking the flow of whatever fluids, and as a result, it’s causing constant infection.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Oh that’s awful.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Sounds awful.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: So, he’s gonna get operated on at the end of September.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: In September?<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: I, I wonder if it’s life-threatening, cause this area here…<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: They didn’t mention that.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: …there’s a hole in the brain right there.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Well that’s…<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: A hole in the brain?<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: There’s a hole that goes right in the brain. My oldest son, um…<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: [[Cole]].<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: …almost died from a sinus infection, in California…<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: I didn’t hear this one.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Oh my goodness.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: …shortly after he went out there to college. He - he had a sinus infection.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: That’s awful.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: And he couldn’t - couldn’t shake it.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: I’m so sorry.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: He um - so he went to the doctor, and the doctor said "you’re just in time".<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Well that’s good.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: For a few hours. He wouldn’t’ve made it if he [?]<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Wow. That was…let’s see…<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: That’s when I really learned…<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: …when he first went to college, so he would, he would have been about eighteen, nineteen?<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Yeah, he was about nineteen.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: I don’t, I have no idea how old he is now, so I don’t know how long ago that would have been.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: He’s, yeah he was born in ’63.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: OK.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: And Christian was born in ’82.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Uh, 40, 51.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: ’82. I bought mailbox numbers 63 and 82.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Mm hmm.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Oh!<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: I had trouble, I had trouble remembering it and I started…<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Well that’s a good trick.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Well that’s handy.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah, we like number games as well as word games.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Oh that’s lovely.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah, hey, tell ‘em your anniversary date. Or wedding.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: 6-7-80.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: 6-7-80, that’s easy to remember.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: My husband and I got married, we were married 31 years. <br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: That’s a long while.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: And um, two months after we were married, he had triple bypasses, and the doctors told me that he would not have lived two more weeks.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Wow.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: If he hadn’t had…and if he hadn’t had married me he’d never’ve known.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Cause you made him go to the doctor.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: It was very suddenly. Because he was, uh, an engineer at GE and he did hard core negotiating to sell their products.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: To sell their products. So.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: [unintelligible]<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: It wasn’t easy…<br />
<br />
'''Dog:''' AROOOOOO!<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Snoopy, calm down.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font> Alright, fair enough.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Calm down, little boy, calm down. I think they’re probably easier if uh, if I was sitting down.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah, I don’t know if we have much room here.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: It was…<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: We can’t stay too terribly long.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah we’re gonna head out in a few minutes anyways, so…<br />
<br />
====The fire and its consequences====<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: The couch belongs to the dogs. They saved us from the fire.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Yeah, Christian said they woke you up.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah, they woke me up, then I woke her up.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: I got, I burned both feet, because I didn’t have any shoes on.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: You had to walk through the fire then?<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Well I had to extinguish it, try to put it out, and what happened was, uh…<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: [Moreover ?]<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Probably. Insulation. In the wall. [?]<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: The flicks from the insul-, like, they were drop-, pieces of insulation were dropping down?<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Yes.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: And they burnt you on the foot?<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: I don’t [?], I stepped on them.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Um, well OK, I didn’t hear that. I thought, I thought the worst damage to your feet was from you had to walk all over that wet grass cause it was raining that morning.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Well I didn’t know that I had damaged my feet…<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Oh. [stress sigh]<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: …until later.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: So you saw the fire, you grabbed an extinguisher, you’re lucky you had one on hand.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: He grabbed an extinguisher, pulled the thing out, and handed it to me.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: I remember from training, you know, you pull the pin first.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: And then you handed it off to your mum.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Sounds like you were both pretty brave to fight the fire like that.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: We didn’t have any choice. I had to hold, I was able to hold it just long enough for him to get his head together, take the dogs and the cat, and uh, we got out.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Actually our cat [[Chandler Cats#Lucy|Lucy]] came to us. She was upstairs.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Was she?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah, you remember, she came downstairs and met us, and then she ran out of [[14 Branchland Court|the house]] with us.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: That’s right, she did.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah I put the leads on the dogs.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: You’re all very lucky to have gotten out of that.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: I’m so sorry for your loss.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: That’s OK, it hasn’t been totally bad.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Things happen, life happens, you know?<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: [?] happen for a reason.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: You just get through it, so.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: [?] for a reason.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Yeah, we’ve learned a lot. [Laughs] Yeah, we did some hardcore negotiating, with uh, State Farm. <br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Excuse me just a moment.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Uh yeah, sorry. Yep, yep, get through there…<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: …in your way.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Hard core negotiating, what, they didn’t wanna pay out or somethin’, or…?<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: They don’t…the adjustor is a woman, and she hates the ground I walk on. She dislikes me terribly, cause I’m too old and too smart. See I’m not the typical 72-year-old woman. <br />
<br />
====Barb and Catie talk sewing====<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah I’ll just remember it and I’ll save it.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Um…<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: He uses that for work. Pretty much.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah, that’s mostly a work phone, I wouldn’t want people, but you can contact me through Catie.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: OK.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Yeah, yeah, we’re always in touch.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: OK, so you know I should contact him on the [?] inquiry about the records.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Uh, you can al- you can always let me know and I’ll pass the message.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: I appreciate you driving her there.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: That was a good security move.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Well her phone, [Catherine: “Car.”] her car broke down, so there was hardly any choice, I was the only guy who could, so.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Yeah, so.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: But yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Well, it was good security [].<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah, yeah everything…<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah, yeah, I mean, I didn’t, I didn’t know Christian or anything, I hadn’t met you all at all, and they were talkin’ pretty serious, like it seemed, so I thought I would get to know your family as well, cause if these two were gonna get hitched, it’s gonna be one family, so.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: You’re just as beautiful as he said.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Oh thank you. You’re very sweet.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah, so.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Yeah, you are. You are.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Thank you.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: I understand you sew a little bit? <br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: A little bit, not very much. Um, basically just enough to put, like, a button on my shirt, or, or um, like, stitch up my pants.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: I have a trainload of [felt?].<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Oh, I’m terribly sorry.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Well, [drowned out]<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Christian said you used to sew, or you sew occasionally…?<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: I used to. I’m, I’m going to, after I get settled back in the house. <br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: I’m gonna start designing and sewing.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Mm hmm.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah. I told, I told her about the A-skirts you put together.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Oh yeah, you can make an A-line skirt out of an old pair of jeans. You just cut um, you, you rip the side, the seams in the middle, and then you use the leg to cut it off about here, and you use the legs to make the panels. <br />
<br />
[?]<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: It’s very easy. It’s just you need a sewing machine to do it.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: But you could sew it by hand, but it takes ages.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Hm. [Bizarrely inflected] She can sew more than a '''button'''.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah. Alright.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Well, I mean…<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: I taught my oldest son to sew, when he was growing up.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: My roommate knits. My roommate is from Texas and he knits.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Every, every boy needs to know how to sew and how to cook.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Exactly. Cause you’re not gonna have a woman all the time.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: [?] cook for kids, so…<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Exactly.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
[?]<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Mm hmm.<br />
<br />
====Barb's family heritage====<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: In my family, I was the, I was number one as far as, there were eight children, five girls, and uh, um…<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: You were the eldest? You had to take care of the rest?<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: I was five, number five of eight.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Ah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Oh, so you were almost in the middle.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Yeah, I had a, I had a good spot. <br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Mm hmm.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: I had to fight both ways.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: [Laughs]<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: I had to change diapers both ways. [Laughs]<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Well I had two sisters and a brother younger than me. I have s- one [[Minor Family Members#Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom|sister]] and [[Minor Family Members#Uncle Raymond|brother]] still with us, and it’s nice. I just talked to her last night. <br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Well I think I uh, told Catie about how Barbara Anne wanted to be an English teacher...? Enjoyed some English literature I think?<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Yeah, I enjoy literature.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah. She likes a lot of Shakespe'''ah'''.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Yeah, I do like Shakespeare.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: She also enjoys The Tudors, uh, HBO program through Netflix, all about King Henry VIII. <br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Oh, Henry VIII. [[Anne Boleyn]], his wife…<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: One of, yeah, one of six.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Well, she couldn’t produce a boy.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Mm hmm.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: So he killed her. <br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: But he drummed up all these excuses that the maids helped him to put together.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Yeah. Well he was the king, he could say whatever he wanted about anybody, and they wouldn’t dare say no, it’s not right. So.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Yeah. He was just a murderer.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Mm. A little bit.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: The first, the first Queen Elizabeth was her daughter.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Mm hmm.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: That was uh, the last of the Tudors.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: We’re blood kin to them. I suppose we got blood kin to every Wes-, blood Weston in the world.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: That would be an interesting thing to research, like go through old records and things like that, and actually draw a line and say, this is exactly where that went.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: I still don’t know the missing link between Richard Weston and Mary Boleyn.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Well Weston’s not exactly an uncommon name in Britain. I mean it’s not super-common, it’s not like Smith or anything, but there are a lot of people with that name. <br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: I suppose there are. There are.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Oh, and I uh…<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: [You’ve?] done a lot of important things in [?]<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: [?] yeah, done a lot of things and made a lot of children.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Oh yeah, in our thinking ahead, I did mention to her that uh, I promised you [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|our first daughter]] would have the middle name Weston.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: So to continue that tradition. And royalty.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: [?]<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: It does.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: So, you’re part Scottish?<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Yeah, on my mother’s side. My mom’s Scottish and my dad’s Italian.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: [?] combination.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: It’s an interesting one.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Yeah, it is.<br />
<br />
====Time to go====<br />
<br />
'''Dog:''' AROOOOOOO.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Ah, Snoopy, calm down. <br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Calm down. [Laughs]<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah. They’re visiting right now, but I’m thinking she’ll be good more often.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: And y’all can get to know her, and I, they let me sit between them and hug them.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Oh that’s nice.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: They’re so sweet like, they’re so sweet like that, in other ways.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Yeah, they’re good dogs, they really are.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: They’re very, very protective.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Beagles usually are. They’re very, they like their families. They like to be very protective of their... Their pack.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah. Well anyway, uh, I, I’m Catie’s ride, and I got some stuff to do, so…<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: So probably should be heading out, yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Nice meeting you.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Nice meeting you too.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: I look forward to seeing you again.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Certainly.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah. And that, and this is like, we just went out to eat, and we just dropped in unannounced, and we don’t wanna, yeah we won’t take up too much, too much time. Good meeting you, Mrs. Chandler.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Partially, partially, partially unannounced, because I had thought about bringing ''her'' over here anyway.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: At least to meet her, and, you know, watch Gigi, but we couldn’t do that, [Catherine sneezes.] cause um, cause your car’s in the shop. Oh bless you.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Excuse me. Thank you. I must, I must have caught cold on the plane. <br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: I hope not.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: It happens to me every time I fly. You’ve got 200-odd people in one little tiny plane for about an hour.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Is it a long flight?<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Yeah, I have to fly to Chicago, and then catch another flight, so.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Well cool, I’ll…<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: [something about Cole] …to San Francisco, California when he was about seven years old.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Yeah. That’s a long flight. I think that’s about, what is that, five hours?<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: I don’t quite remember [?] [Laughs]<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Yeah, but it’s a long flight.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: It was painful. It was painful.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Yeah. You get stuck in an airplane, you get all that air recycled. There’s somebody gets sick, it happens to me all the time.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Yeah it does.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: I’ll probably be fine in a few days.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: If not there’s always chicken noodle soup.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Yeah, definitely.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: They like chicken noodle soup. They’ve had some! [baby voice] Chicken noodle soup. Wasn’t that good, doggies? Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#808000">'''Barb'''</font>: Anything with chicken in it…. Well, we’ll let you go now.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Alright, thank you for, thank you for your hospitality.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yep. Nice place. Nice place y'all got here, so.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: [unintelligible] over there.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: OK, well hey, um, Catherine, before you go…<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Yeah?<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: I wanted to let you know: What am I doing in a place like this? Waiting for the most honest, true, and awesome woman to come around in my life. <br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Oh my god, you’re so sweet!<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: I’ve had that, I’ve had, I had that in my head for the long time since I’ve…<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: I’ve got to sneeze again. Sorry.<br />
<br />
[?]<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: [chuckles]<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: It went back into my forehead.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: I hate it when it’s like you’re like 90% ready for sneezing and…<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: I’m so glad this is working out very well.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Me too. Sorry, we’ve got to get going or [?] things back.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: OK.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: OK.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Hey Chris, we’ll both be pretty busy, but you and Catie can talk over the internet and we’ll see if we can work something out.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: You’ve got my number now, we can text [?]<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: [?]<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah, we’ll see if we can work something out over the next couple weeks.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Maybe meet up again.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah. Hopefully, uh, Catie, you know where we are, you can come over yourself if you feel like it.<br />
<br />
<font color="#009900">'''Catherine'''</font>: Yeah, well I would let you know. I wouldn’t just turn up, that would be so rude.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah, OK. Yeah, anyway, yeah, we wouldn’t want to interrupt nothin’. Nothin’ like that.<br />
<br />
<font color="#000099">'''Chris'''</font>: Yeah, that’s understandable.<br />
<br />
<font color="#DF0000">'''Al'''</font>: Yeah. OK, well it was nice meet- [audio cuts off.]<br />
<br />
[[Category:Eyewitness Accounts]]<br />
[[Category:Trolling]]<br />
[[Category:Catherine Saga]]</div>Sessioshttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Seasons_Greetings&diff=192621Seasons Greetings2015-12-15T07:44:45Z<p>Sessios: /* Transcription */</p>
<hr />
<div>'''Seasons Greetings''' is a video Chris uploaded on 13th December, 2015. Here, he wishes everybody a happy holiday then demands gifts and [[Monthly tugboat|money]].<br />
<br />
==Description==<br />
{{quotebox|Have a happy and safe holiday season.}}<br />
<br />
== Video ==<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Seasons Greetings<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|mGrm0tvAC3Y}}<br />
| stardate = 13 [[December 2015]]<br />
| style = {{Reason|text}} <br />
| subject = Christmas<br />
| shirt = "Mighty Lesbian" t-shirt<br />
| previous = [[GameStop is UNFAIR to Everyone; Not Just Me!]]<br />
| next = <br />
}}<br />
<br />
== Transcription ==<br />
<br />
Hello everybody! It's Christine Chandler comin' to ya live from home again!<br />
<br />
Here's my [[Chandler Cats|cat]]. [[China|Pussy]]! [''high-pitched''] Lucy is a pretty cat, ee. Apparently Pollo is an outside cat, so he's out by the gazebo right now.<br />
<br />
It's, uh, good temperature right now outside. About, uh, in the 60s. Anyway, um, I'm just making this video today to wish y'all a happy holiday, and, uh, as under advisement, I'm... telling—I'm making a suggestion to what y'all can, uh, do for me for gifts. <br />
<br />
Mm.<br />
<br />
I'll look into it—I'll make a short wish list on Amazon.com, but I'll also accept, uh, gift cards to... well let's say for Walmart, Target, Food Lion... Toys R Us would be okay. Um, um, Family Dollar, Petsmart, whatever. Anyway we're okay. <br />
<br />
But, um, cash should be greatly appreciated, I'll remind everybody of the donation listing on my shop on Etsy, I'll put a link under this video, so hopefully, uh, I'll get another big donation this time 'round because, I sure could, among which, use that money to help pay the bills around here, plus, also... [''Chris's eyebrows perk up in a look of honesty''] yeah, I do have a court cost to pay after the [[26 December 2014|incident]]... near the end of last year but that's a whole different story anyway.<br />
<br />
And, uh, speaking of which on that, uh, we're still doing the embargo and protest on GameStop, d—but we'll just forget about—d—jus... we'll continue the embargo and, uh, think more on, upon the pleasant thoughts like the holidays and everything.<br />
<br />
So, anyway, once again, I want to wish everybody a happy, safe holiday, Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Kwanzaa... be safe.<br />
<br />
Especially when y'all—if y'all are traveling to go hang—to go be with your family... or maybe even to adopt a new pet from the animal shelters. Yeeeea. [''In a higher pitched voice''] I wonder how many children are getting new kitties and puppies and fishes this year? Hmm? Yeah... oh, they'll be happy. Yeeeea.<br />
<br />
Love my little Lucy. Does Lucy love me too? Yea. Oh, wanna get down? I'll let you go. [''Cat crawls off Chris' lap''] <br />
<br />
[''Normal voice''] Have a good, safe day. Thank you. <br />
<br />
(Chris' selfie remote refuses to work)<br />
<br />
[''[[sigh]]''] Darn button.<br />
<br />
==External links==<br />
* [http://www.amazon.com/registry/wishlist/1NBYMDW5KQSWH/ref=cm_sw_r_fa_ws_owDBwb0Z3MPG6 CWC's Amazon Wish List]</div>Sessioshttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Seasons_Greetings&diff=192595Seasons Greetings2015-12-14T09:45:49Z<p>Sessios: /* Transcription */</p>
<hr />
<div>'''Seasons Greetings''' is a video Chris uploaded on 13th December, 2015. Here, he wishes everybody a happy holiday then demands gifts and [[Monthly tugboat|money]].<br />
<br />
==Description==<br />
{{quotebox|Have a happy and safe holiday season.}}<br />
<br />
== Video ==<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Seasons Greetings<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|mGrm0tvAC3Y}}<br />
| stardate = 13 [[December 2015]]<br />
| style = {{Reason|text}} <br />
| subject = Christmas<br />
| shirt = "Mighty Lesbian" t-shirt<br />
| previous = [[GameStop is UNFAIR to Everyone; Not Just Me!]]<br />
| next = <br />
}}<br />
<br />
== Transcription ==<br />
<br />
Hello, everybody! It's Christine Chandler comin' to ya live from home again!<br />
<br />
Here's my [[Chandler Cats|cat]], Lucy! [''high-pitched''] Lucy is a pretty cat, ee. Apparently Pollo is an outside cat, so he's out by the gazebo right now.<br />
<br />
It's, uh, good temperature right now outside. About, er, in the 60s. Anyway, um, I'm just making this video today to wish y'all a happy holiday, and, er, as under advisement, I'm... telling--I'm making a suggestion to what y'all can, uh, do for me for gifts. <br />
<br />
Mm.<br />
<br />
I'll look into it--I'll make a short wish list on Amazon.com, but I'll also accept, uh, gift cards to... well let's say for Walmart, Target, Food Lion... Toys R Us would be okay. Um, um, Family Dollar, Petsmart, whatever. Anyway we're okay. <br />
<br />
But, um, cash would be greatly appreciated, I'll remind everybody the donation listing on my shop on Etsy, I'll put a link under this video, so hopefully, uh, I'll get a big donation this time 'round because, I sure could, among which, use that money to help pay the bills round here, plus, also... [''Chris's eyebrows perk up in a look of honesty''] yeah, I do have a court cost to pay after the incident... near the end of last year but that's a whole different story anyway.<br />
<br />
And, uh, speaking of which on that, uh, we're still doing the embargo and protest on GameStop, d--but we'll just forget about--d--jus...we'll continue the embargo and, uh, think more on, upon the pleasant thoughts like the holidays and everything.<br />
<br />
So, uh, anyways, once again, I want to wish everybody a happy-safe holiday, Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Kwanzaa.....be safe.<br />
<br />
Especially when y'all--if y'all are traveling to go-hae-ta go be with your family... or maybe even to adopt a new pet from the animal shelters. Yeeeea. [''In a higher pitched voice''] I wonder how many children are getting new kitties and puppies and fishes this year? Hmm? Yeah, I bet they'll be happy. Yeeeea.<br />
<br />
Love my wittle Lucy. [''Chris mumbles incoherently''] Oh, wanna get down? I'll let you go. [''Cat crawls off Chris' lap''] <br />
<br />
[''Normal voice''] Have a good, safe day. Thank you. <br />
<br />
(Chris' selfie remote refuses to work)<br />
<br />
(Chris sighs in frustration)<br />
<br />
Darn button.</div>Sessioshttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Seasons_Greetings&diff=192592Seasons Greetings2015-12-14T01:51:55Z<p>Sessios: /* Transcription */</p>
<hr />
<div>'''Seasons Greetings''' is a video Chris uploaded on 13th December, 2015. Here, he wishes everybody a happy holiday then demands gifts and [[Monthly tugboat|money]].<br />
<br />
==Description==<br />
{{quotebox|Have a happy and safe holiday season.}}<br />
<br />
== Video ==<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Seasons Greetings<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|mGrm0tvAC3Y}}<br />
| stardate = 13 [[December 2015]]<br />
| style = {{Reason|text}} <br />
| subject = Christmas<br />
| shirt = "Mighty Lesbian" t-shirt<br />
| previous = [[GameStop is UNFAIR to Everyone; Not Just Me!]]<br />
| next = <br />
}}<br />
<br />
== Transcription ==<br />
<br />
Hello, everybody! It's Christine Chandler comin' to ya live from home again!<br />
<br />
Here's my cat. [[China|Pussy]]! [''high-pitched''] Pussy is a pretty cat. Apparently Pollo is an outside cat, so he's out by the gazebo right now.<br />
<br />
It's, uh, good temperature right now outside. About, er, in the 60s. Anyway, um, I'm just making this video today to wish y'all a happy holiday, and, er, as under advisement, I'm... telling--I'm making a suggestion to what y'all can, uh, do for me for gifts. <br />
<br />
Mm.<br />
<br />
I'll look into it--I'll make a short wish list on Amazon.com, but I'll also accept, uh, gift cards to... well let's say for Walmart, Target, Food Lion... Toys R Us would be okay. Um, um, Family Dollar, Petsmart, whatever. Anyway we're okay. <br />
<br />
But, um, cash would be greatly appreciated, I'll remind everybody the donation listing on my shop on Etsy, I'll put a link under this video, so hopefully, uh, I'll get a big donation this time 'round because, I sure could, among which, use that money to help pay the bills round here, plus, also... [''Chris's eyebrows perk up in a look of honesty''] yeah, I do have a court cost to pay after the incident... near the end of last year but that's a whole different story anyway.<br />
<br />
And, uh, speaking of which on that, uh, we're still doing the embargo and protest on GameStop, d--but we'll just forget about--d--jus...we'll continue the embargo and, uh, think more on, upon the pleasant thoughts like the holidays and everything.<br />
<br />
So, uh, anyways, once again, I want to wish everybody a happy-safe holiday, Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Kwanzaa.....be safe.<br />
<br />
Especially when y'all--if y'all are traveling to go-hae-ta go be with your family... or maybe even to adopt a new pet from the animal shelters. Yeeeea. [''In a higher pitched voice''] I wonder how many children are getting new kitties and puppies and fishes this year? Hmm? Yeah, I bet they'll be happy. Yeeeea.<br />
<br />
Love my wittle Lucy. [''Chris mumbles incoherently''] Oh, wanna get down? I'll let you go. [''Cat crawls off Chris' lap''] <br />
<br />
[''Normal voice''] Have a good, safe day. Thank you. <br />
<br />
(Chris' selfie remote refuses to work)<br />
<br />
(Chris sighs in frustration)<br />
<br />
Darn button.</div>Sessioshttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Seasons_Greetings&diff=192591Seasons Greetings2015-12-14T01:48:08Z<p>Sessios: /* Transcription */</p>
<hr />
<div>'''Seasons Greetings''' is a video Chris uploaded on 13th December, 2015. Here, he wishes everybody a happy holiday then demands gifts and [[Monthly tugboat|money]].<br />
<br />
==Description==<br />
{{quotebox|Have a happy and safe holiday season.}}<br />
<br />
== Video ==<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Seasons Greetings<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|mGrm0tvAC3Y}}<br />
| stardate = 13 [[December 2015]]<br />
| style = {{Reason|text}} <br />
| subject = Christmas<br />
| shirt = "Mighty Lesbian" t-shirt<br />
| previous = [[GameStop is UNFAIR to Everyone; Not Just Me!]]<br />
| next = <br />
}}<br />
<br />
== Transcription ==<br />
<br />
Hello, everybody! It's Christine Chandler comin' to ya live from home again!<br />
<br />
Here's my cat. [[China|Pussy]]! [''high-pitched''] Pussy is a pretty cat. Apparently Pollo is an outside cat, so he's out by the gazebo right now.<br />
<br />
It's, uh, good temperature right now outside. About, er, in the 60s. Anyway, um, I'm just making this video today to wish y'all a happy holiday, and, er, as under advisement, I'm... telling--I'm making a suggestion to what y'all can, uh, do for me for gifts. <br />
<br />
Mm.<br />
<br />
I'll look into it--I'll make a short wish list on Amazon.com, but I'll also accept, uh, gift cards to... well let's say for Walmart, Target, Food Lion... Toys R Us would be okay. Um, um, Family Dollar, Petsmart, whatever. Anyway we're okay. <br />
<br />
But, um, cash would be greatly appreciated, I'll remind everybody the donation listing on my shop on Etsy, I'll put a link under this video, so hopefully, uh, I'll get a big donation this time 'round because, I sure could, among which, use that money to help pay the bills round here, plus, also... [''Chris's eyebrows perk up in a look of honesty''] yeah, I do have a court cost to pay after the incident... near the end of last year but that's a whole different story anyway.<br />
<br />
And, uh, speaking of which on that, uh, we're still doing the embargo and protest on GameStop, d--but we'll just forget about--d--jus...we'll continue the embargo and, uh, think more on, upon the pleasant thoughts like the holidays and everything.<br />
<br />
So, uh, anyways, once again, I want to wish everybody a happy-safe holiday, Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Kwanzaa.....be safe.<br />
<br />
Especially when y'all--if y'all are traveling to go-hae-ta go be with your family... or maybe even to adopt a new pet from the animal shelters. Yeeeea. [''In a higher pitched voice''] I wonder how many children are getting new kitties and puppies and fishes this year? Hmm? Yeah, I bet they'll be happy. Yeeeea.<br />
<br />
Oh my wittle Lucy. [''Chris mumbles incoherently''] Oh, wanna get down? I'll let you go. [''Cat crawls off Chris' lap''] <br />
<br />
[''Normal voice''] Have a good, safe day. Thank you. <br />
<br />
(Chris' selfie remote refuses to work)<br />
<br />
(Chris sighs in frustration)<br />
<br />
Darn button.</div>Sessioshttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Seasons_Greetings&diff=192590Seasons Greetings2015-12-14T00:19:30Z<p>Sessios: /* Transcription */</p>
<hr />
<div>'''Seasons Greetings''' is a video Chris uploaded on 13th December, 2015. Here, he wishes everybody a happy holiday then demands gifts and [[Monthly tugboat|money]].<br />
<br />
==Description==<br />
{{quotebox|Have a happy and safe holiday season.}}<br />
<br />
== Video ==<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Seasons Greetings<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|mGrm0tvAC3Y}}<br />
| stardate = 13 [[December 2015]]<br />
| style = {{Reason|text}} <br />
| subject = Christmas<br />
| shirt = "Mighty Lesbian" t-shirt<br />
| previous = [[GameStop is UNFAIR to Everyone; Not Just Me!]]<br />
| next = <br />
}}<br />
<br />
== Transcription ==<br />
<br />
Hello, everybody! It's Christine Chandler comin' to ya live from home again!<br />
<br />
Here's my cat. [[China|Pussy]]! [''high-pitched''] Pussy is a pretty cat. Apparently Pollo is an outside cat, so he's out by the gazebo right now.<br />
<br />
It's, uh, good temperature right now outside. About, er, in the 60s. Anyway, um, I'm just making this video to wish y'all a happy holiday, and, er, as under advisement, I'm... telling--I'm making a suggestion to what y'all can, uh, do for me for gifts. <br />
<br />
Mm.<br />
<br />
I'll look into it--I'll make a short wish list on Amazon.com, but I'll also accept, uh, gift cards to... well let's say for Walmart, Target, Food Lion... Toys R Us would be okay. Um, um, Family Dollar, Petsmart, whatever. Anyway we're okay. <br />
<br />
But, um, cash would be greatly appreciated, I'll remind everybody the donation listing on my shop on Etsy, I'll put a link under this video, so hopefully, uh, I'll get a big donation this time 'round because, I sure could, among which, use that money to help pay the bills round here, plus, also... [''Chris's eyebrows perk up in a look of honesty''] yeah, I do have a court cost to pay after the incident... near the end of last year but that's a whole different story anyway.<br />
<br />
And, uh, speaking of which on that, uh, we're still doing the embargo and protest on GameStop, d--but we'll just forget about--d--jus...we'll continue the embargo and, uh, think more on, upon the pleasant thoughts like the holidays and everything.<br />
<br />
So, uh, anyways, once again, I want to wish everybody a happy-safe holiday, Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Kwanzaa.....be safe.<br />
<br />
Especially when y'all--if y'all are traveling to go-hae-ta go be with your family... or maybe even to adopt a new pet from the animal shelters. Yeeeea. [''In a higher pitched voice''] I wonder how many children are getting new kitties and puppies and fishes this year? Hmm? Yeah, I bet they'll be happy. Yeeeea.<br />
<br />
Oh my wittle Lucy. [''Chris mumbles incoherently''] Oh, wanna get down? I'll let you go. [''Cat crawls off Chris' lap''] <br />
<br />
[''Normal voice''] Have a good, safe day. Thank you. <br />
<br />
(Chris' selfie remote refuses to work)<br />
<br />
(Chris sighs in frustration)<br />
<br />
Darn button.</div>Sessioshttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Seasons_Greetings&diff=192589Seasons Greetings2015-12-14T00:18:52Z<p>Sessios: /* Transcription */</p>
<hr />
<div>'''Seasons Greetings''' is a video Chris uploaded on 13th December, 2015. Here, he wishes everybody a happy holiday then demands gifts and [[Monthly tugboat|money]].<br />
<br />
==Description==<br />
{{quotebox|Have a happy and safe holiday season.}}<br />
<br />
== Video ==<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Seasons Greetings<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|mGrm0tvAC3Y}}<br />
| stardate = 13 [[December 2015]]<br />
| style = {{Reason|text}} <br />
| subject = Christmas<br />
| shirt = "Mighty Lesbian" t-shirt<br />
| previous = [[GameStop is UNFAIR to Everyone; Not Just Me!]]<br />
| next = <br />
}}<br />
<br />
== Transcription ==<br />
<br />
Hello, everybody! It's Christine Chandler comin' to ya live from home again!<br />
<br />
Here's my cat. [[China|Pussy]]! [''high-pitched''] Pussy is a pretty cat. Apparently Pollo is an outside cat, so he's out by the gazebo right now.<br />
<br />
It's, uh, good temperature right now outside. About, er, in the 60s. Anyway, um, I'm just making this video to wish y'all a happy holiday, and, er, as under advisement, I'm... telling--I'm making a suggestion to what y'all can, uh, do for me for gifts. <br />
<br />
Mm.<br />
<br />
I'll look into it--I'll make a short wish list on Amazon.com, but I'll also accept, uh, gift cards to... well let's say for Walmart, Target, Food Lion... Toys R Us would be okay. Um, um, Family Dollar, Petsmart, whatever. Anyway we're okay. <br />
<br />
But, um, cash would be greatly appreciated, I'll remind everybody the donation listing on my shop on Etsy, I'll put a link under this video, so hopefully, uh, I'll get a big donation this time 'round because, I sure could, among which, use that money to help pay the bills round here, plus, also... [''Chris's eyebrows perk up in a look of honesty''] yeah, I do have a court cost to pay after the incident... near the end of last year but that's a whole different story anyway.<br />
<br />
And, uh, speaking of which on that, uh, we're still doing the embargo and protest on GameStop, d--but we'll just forget about--d--jus...we'll continue the embargo and, uh, think more on, upon the pleasant thoughts like the holidays and everything.<br />
<br />
So, uh, anyways, once again, I want to wish everybody a happy-safe holiday, Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Kwanzaa.....be safe.<br />
<br />
Especially when y'all--if y'all are traveling to go-hae-ta go be with your family... or maybe even adopt a new pet from the animal shelters. Yeeeea. [''In a higher pitched voice''] I wonder how many children are getting new kitties and puppies and fishes this year? Hmm? Yeah, I bet they'll be happy. Yeeeea.<br />
<br />
Oh my wittle Lucy. [''Chris mumbles incoherently''] Oh, wanna get down? I'll let you go. [''Cat crawls off Chris' lap''] <br />
<br />
[''Normal voice''] Have a good, safe day. Thank you. <br />
<br />
(Chris' selfie remote refuses to work)<br />
<br />
(Chris sighs in frustration)<br />
<br />
Darn button.</div>Sessioshttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Seasons_Greetings&diff=192585Seasons Greetings2015-12-13T22:52:14Z<p>Sessios: /* Transcription */</p>
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<div>'''Seasons Greetings''' is a video Chris uploaded on 13th December, 2015. Here, he wishes everybody a happy holiday then demands gifts and [[Monthly tugboat|money]].<br />
<br />
==Description==<br />
{{quotebox|Have a happy and safe holiday season.}}<br />
<br />
== Video ==<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Seasons Greetings<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|mGrm0tvAC3Y}}<br />
| stardate = 13 [[December 2015]]<br />
| style = {{Reason|text}} <br />
| subject = Christmas<br />
| shirt = "Mighty Lesbian" t-shirt<br />
| previous = [[GameStop is UNFAIR to Everyone; Not Just Me!]]<br />
| next = <br />
}}<br />
<br />
== Transcription ==<br />
<br />
Hello, everybody! It's Christine Chandler comin' to ya live from home again!<br />
<br />
Here's my cat. [[China|Pussy]]! ''(Chris mumbles incoherently to his cat.)''<br />
<br />
It's, er, good temperature right now outside. About, er, in the 60s. Anyway, um, I'm just making this video to wish y'all a happy holiday, and, er, as under advisement, I'm... telling-I'm making a suggestion to what y'all can uh do for me for gifts. <br />
<br />
Mm.<br />
<br />
I'll look into it-I'll make a short wish list on Amazon.com, but I'll also accept, uh, gift cards to...well let's say for Walmart, Target, Food Lion...Toys R Us would be okay. Um, um Family Dollar, Petsmart, wherever. <br />
<br />
(Speaking to his cat?) Anyway we're okay. <br />
<br />
But, um, cash would be greatly appreciated, I'll remind everybody the donation listing on my shop on Etsy, I'll put a link under this video, so hopefully, uh, I'll get a big donation this time round cause, I sure could, among which, use that money to help pay the bills round here, plus, also...[Chris's eyebrows perk up in a look of honesty] yeah I do have a court cost to pay after the incident...near the end of last year but that's a whole different story anyway.<br />
<br />
And, uh, speaking of which, on that, uh, we're still doing the embargo and protest on GameStop, d-b-but we-jus-b-b-d-jus...we'll continue the embargo and, uh, think more upon the pleasant thoughts like the holidays and everything.<br />
<br />
So, uh, anyways, once again, I want to wish everybody a happy-safe holiday, Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Kwanza.....<br />
<br />
Be safe.<br />
<br />
Especially when y'all-if y'all are traveling to go-hae-ta go be with your family....or maybe even to adopt a new pet from the animal shelters. Yeeeea. [In a higher pitched voice] I wonder how many children are getting new kitties and puppies and fishes this year? Hmm? Ya I bet they'll be hwappy. Yeeeea.<br />
<br />
Oh my wittle Lucy. Hey Lucy let me go? [Cat crawls off Chris' lap] You wanna get down? I'll let you go.<br />
<br />
[Normal voice] Have a good, safe day. Thank you. <br />
<br />
(Chris' selfie remote refuses to work)<br />
<br />
(Chris sighs in frustration)<br />
<br />
Come on button. <br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
{{Transcription}}</div>Sessioshttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Seasons_Greetings&diff=192584Seasons Greetings2015-12-13T22:50:12Z<p>Sessios: finished transcription</p>
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<div>'''Seasons Greetings''' is a video Chris uploaded on 13th December, 2015. Here, he wishes everybody a happy holiday then demands gifts and [[Monthly tugboat|money]].<br />
<br />
==Description==<br />
{{quotebox|Have a happy and safe holiday season.}}<br />
<br />
== Video ==<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Seasons Greetings<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|mGrm0tvAC3Y}}<br />
| stardate = 13 [[December 2015]]<br />
| style = {{Reason|text}} <br />
| subject = Christmas<br />
| shirt = "Mighty Lesbian" t-shirt<br />
| previous = [[GameStop is UNFAIR to Everyone; Not Just Me!]]<br />
| next = <br />
}}<br />
<br />
== Transcription ==<br />
<br />
Hello, everybody! It's Christine Chandler comin' to ya live from home again!<br />
<br />
Here's my cat. [[China|Pussy]]! ''(Chris mumbles incoherently to his cat.)''<br />
<br />
It's, er, good temperature right now outside. About, er, in the 60s. Anyway, um, I'm just making this video to wish y'all a happy holiday, and, er, as under advisement, I'm... telling-I'm making a suggestion to what y'all can uh do for me for gifts. <br />
<br />
Mm.<br />
<br />
I'll look into it-I'll make a short wish list on Amazon.com, but I'll also accept, uh, gift cards to...well let's say for Walmart, Target, Food Lion...Toys R Us would be okay. Um, um Family Dollar, Petsmart, wherever. <br />
<br />
(Speaking to his cat?) Anyway we're okay. <br />
<br />
But, um, cash would be greatly appreciated, I'll remind everybody the donation listing on my shop on Etsy, I'll put a link under this video, so hopefully, uh, donation this time round cause, I sure could, among which, use that money to help pay the bills round here, plus, also...[Chris's eyebrows perk up in a look of honesty] yeah I do have a court cost to pay after the incident...near the end of last year but that's a whole different story anyway.<br />
<br />
And, uh, speaking of which, on that, uh, we're still doing the embargo and protest on GameStop, d-b-but we-jus-b-b-d-jus...we'll continue the embargo and, uh, think more upon the pleasant thoughts like the holidays and everything.<br />
<br />
So, uh, anyways, once again, I want to wish everybody a happy-safe holiday, Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Kwanza.....<br />
<br />
Be safe.<br />
<br />
Especially when y'all-if y'all are traveling to go-hae-ta go be with your family....or maybe even to adopt a new pet from the animal shelters. Yeeeea. [In a higher pitched voice] I wonder how many children are getting new kitties and puppies and fishes this year? Hmm? Ya I bet they'll be hwappy. Yeeeea.<br />
<br />
Oh my wittle Lucy. Hey Lucy let me go? [Cat crawls off Chris' lap] You wanna get down? I'll let you go.<br />
<br />
[Normal voice] Have a good, safe day. Thank you. <br />
<br />
(Chris' selfie remote refuses to work)<br />
<br />
(Chris sighs in frustration)<br />
<br />
Come on button. <br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
{{Transcription}}</div>Sessios