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		<title>100 2266</title>
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		<updated>2012-05-08T04:44:11Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Sevictor the Poison Crocodile Pokemon: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[File:pedoforkgrimace.jpg|thumb|Grimace and some [[Pedofork|gal-pals]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''100 2266''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 4 [[October 2010]]. Continuing with the [[McDonald's]] character theme, the start of this video sees Chris dress up as [[wikipedia:McDonaldland#Characters|the Grimace]], who apparently is [[autistic]], a concept lifted from the ''[[Family Guy]]'' episode &amp;quot;[[Wikipedia:Prick Up Your Ears|Prick Up Your Ears]].&amp;quot; He then removes his costume and plays the [[Gitar of Fail]], while singing [[Wikipedia:Mark Wills|Mark Wills]]'s &amp;quot;[[Wikipedia:Don't Laugh at Me|Don't Laugh at Me]]&amp;quot;. Chris finishes up the video by dispelling some rumors, confirming that [[Jackie]] is indeed real, that he [[Chris humps his PS3|doesn't hump his PS3]], nor any [[Chandler Cats|animals]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Interestingly enough, the Grimace was originally a villain that was constantly [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97YXbNaAyzA being trolled by Ronald]. Chris's ability to impersonate the fat, amorphous, greedy, amoral, sugar-addicted, obsessive, naïve, self-delusional, egotistical, cave-dwelling, hoarding, anthropomorphic blob of lard's original design is uncanny, even down to his bitch-tits as stand-ins for the Grimace's lower arms.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{-}}&lt;br /&gt;
==Video==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/video&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = 100 2266&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|gHZwB75dN44}}&lt;br /&gt;
| stardate       = 4 [[October 2010]]&lt;br /&gt;
| subject        = {{Music|text}}, {{Rumors|text}}&lt;br /&gt;
| style          = {{Crazy|text}}, {{Tragedy|text}}&lt;br /&gt;
| shirt          = {{VerticalRedYellowShirt|text}}&lt;br /&gt;
| saga           = {{Jackie|text}}&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[100 2265]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[100 2267]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Do not laugh, because laughing is sad. Laughing at other peoples expenses makes them sad. It makes me sad, and don't make the Grimace sad.}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Transcript ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:creep.jpg|thumb|A rather disturbing interpretation]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''Chris is dressed in three pieces of purple construction paper on his face, chest, and stomach assembled to vaguely resemble the McDonalds character Grimace'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''Singing in a deep retarded voice''] &lt;br /&gt;
:Hello, I'm the Grimace, I'm not dead.&lt;br /&gt;
:I've been down; I'm feelin' sad.&lt;br /&gt;
:All this time in my childhood, everybody thought I was different&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Seriously folks, I was treated differently because I was [[autistic]] too. I am..-was autistic and very... very shy. Uhhh [[Nathanel Greene Elementary School#Chris's side of the story|the teachers they took me, they picked on me, they beat up on me, they recorded my screams.]] What a sad life for me as a Grimace. [[Chris and his ego|I hate being treated differently]], I don't like being treated differently. No one likes being treated differently! People should be [[Death threats|friendly towards each other]]. People please, be friendly towards each other. Do not laugh, because laughing is sad. Laughing at other peoples expenses makes them sad. It makes me sad, and don't make the Grimace sad.&lt;br /&gt;
[''Chris pulls off the construction paper on his face'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
['''Normal' voice''] Don't make the Grimace sad, cause you could make me glad. [''Chris removes the second two pieces of construction paper taped to him.''] By not...being an instigator and gettin' laughs at other peoples expenses. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''Pulls out his [[Guitar Hero]] guitar from a pile of shit'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Here, let me sing a little song, it might clear things up a bit.&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
[''Strums [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bingo_(song)&amp;quot;Bingo&amp;quot;] on the strum bar for about 10 seconds'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:Oh my little boy with [[Pedo-Glasses|glasses]]. The one they call the geek.&lt;br /&gt;
:[[Megan|A little girl who never smiles.]] Cause I've got braces on my teeth.&lt;br /&gt;
:And I know how it feels to cry myself to sleep.&lt;br /&gt;
:I'm that kid, on every playground who's always chosen last.&lt;br /&gt;
:A single teenage mother tryin' to overcome my past.&lt;br /&gt;
:You don't have to be my friend, but is it too much to ask?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:Don't laugh at me, don't [[Aspergers syndrome|call me names]], [[Twin Falling Towers|don't get your pleasure from my pain]].&lt;br /&gt;
:In [[GodJesus|God]]'s eyes we're all the same. Some day we'll all have [[Anime Wings|perfect wings]]. Don't laugh at me.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:I'm the cripple on the corner, you pass me on the street.&lt;br /&gt;
:I wouldn't be out here [[&amp;quot;Damian Antaria&amp;quot;, PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|begging]], [[Obesity|if I had enough to eat.]]&lt;br /&gt;
:And don't think I don't notice, that our eyes never meet.&lt;br /&gt;
:I lost my wife and [[Reginald Chandler|little boy]] when someone cross the yellow line.&lt;br /&gt;
:The day we laid them on the ground, is the day I lost my mind.&lt;br /&gt;
:And right now I'm down to holdin', [[Attraction Sign|this little cardboard sign]] so...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:Don't laugh at me, don't [[Naive|call me names]], don't get your pleasures from my pain.&lt;br /&gt;
:In God's eyes, we're all just the same, some day we'll all have perfect wings.&lt;br /&gt;
:Don't laugh at me.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:[[Obesity|I'm fat]], I'm thin, I'm short, I'm tall, [''Chris turns his head and puts on a stupid voice, defeating the purpose of the song''.] I'm DEAF, I'm blind. Hey, aren't we all? [''Holds out hand towards camera in an attempt to look poignant'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:Don't laugh at me, don't [[Homos|call me names]], don't get your pleasure from my pain.&lt;br /&gt;
:In God's eyes we're all the same, some day we'll all have perfect wings.&lt;br /&gt;
:[''Chris does a [[Glasses#Dramatic_glasses_removal|dramatic glasses removal]] and says in a much more serious tone''] Don't laugh at me.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''Reads off a paper he's been holding''] Original song sung by Mark Willis. Look it up on iTunes and wherever. Seriously, [[Secret Weapon|don't laugh at me, and I won't laugh at you either.]] Nobody is perfect. So quit trying to pick on us for our pain. And also for your information, there is a woman named Jackie. It is not some name I've given to my console. And I do not hump my console at all. I only did it [[Chris humps his PS3|that one time]] cause I was blackmailed. And I would never do that to any animals. [[Chris_and_Sex#Bestiality|Bestiality is WRONG]]. And don't believe any rumors you hear about me, especially an obvious one like [''Retarded voice''] detaching a [[vagina]] from a [[Kimmi|sex doll]] and putting it on a [[PlayStation 3]]... or an [[Xbox]]! [''Regular voice''] Too incredible to believe. It is false, no matter how you imagine it. [''pause'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
So there. Have a good day.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[100 2265]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[100 2265]]|nextlink=[[100 2267]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Troll Videos}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Music Videos}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Jacklyn's Naughty No Trick, All Treat, 31 Days of Halloween Contest| 2010-10-04]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, October 2010| 2010-10-04]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Jackie Saga videos| 2010-10-04]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Sevictor the Poison Crocodile Pokemon</name></author>
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		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Sevictor_the_Poison_Crocodile_Pokemon&amp;diff=137492</id>
		<title>User:Sevictor the Poison Crocodile Pokemon</title>
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		<updated>2011-03-22T20:49:51Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Sevictor the Poison Crocodile Pokemon: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;An honest thought on Chris-Chan. Republicans can use him as a reason why [[Monthly tugboat|taxes]] should not be raised, Democrats can use him as a reason to support abortion clinics.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Sevictor_the_Poison_Crocodile_Pokemon&amp;diff=137488</id>
		<title>User:Sevictor the Poison Crocodile Pokemon</title>
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		<updated>2011-03-22T19:55:49Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Sevictor the Poison Crocodile Pokemon: Created page with &amp;quot;An honest thought on Chris-Chan. Republicans can use him as a reason why taxes should not be raised, Democrats can use him as a reason to support abortion clinics.&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;An honest thought on Chris-Chan. Republicans can use him as a reason why taxes should not be raised, Democrats can use him as a reason to support abortion clinics.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Sevictor the Poison Crocodile Pokemon</name></author>
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		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Magi-Chan&amp;diff=137002</id>
		<title>Magi-Chan</title>
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		<updated>2011-03-08T03:12:10Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Sevictor the Poison Crocodile Pokemon: /* When Hedgehogs Meet */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{quote|It seemed unlikely for a loong [sic] time. But Magi-Chan saw in a future a [[Silvana|long-haired black Rosechu]], who was born true of Venus on the Earth's Moon. Yet she would be cursed with a [[duck|protrusion]] that can be undone by eliminating the one who had placed the curse.|Chris describes Magi-Chan's yearning for [[homos|love]].}}&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;infobox&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;width: 21em; font-size: 90%;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; | [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] character&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; | [[Image:SchuMagichan1.jpg|200px]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; |Magi-Chan Sonichu&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Date of birth'''&lt;br /&gt;
| ??? (in universe)&lt;br /&gt;
21 February 2006 (IRL)&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Gender'''&lt;br /&gt;
| Male&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Length'''&lt;br /&gt;
| ???&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Weight'''&lt;br /&gt;
| ???&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Parents'''&lt;br /&gt;
| Mewtwo&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Species'''&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] ([[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]])&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Type'''&lt;br /&gt;
| Electric/Psychic&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Evolves from'''&lt;br /&gt;
|  [[Sonee]] (with Moon Stone)&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Evolves into'''&lt;br /&gt;
| N/A&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Magi-Chan''' is a [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]], and a member of the [[Chaotic Combo]]. He's the serious know-it-all and the only character not interested in finding a [[sweetheart]]. He's also one of the major sources of ''deus ex machina'' in the comic, and thus far the character most often depicted as just a floating head.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Magi-Chan is probably the only sympathetic character in the whole series, due to his sarcastic and often serious mood unintentionally making him seem intolerant of [[Sonichu]] and Chris's bullshit, and the homosexual undertones in his character. He also remains girlfriend-free the longest of all the characters, and only complains about it when Sonichu boasts that he's going to be fucking his girlfriend all night.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He is also rather annoying to other readers, simply because he is clearly omnipotent, but refuses to use his powers for any reason other than to exposit and teleport characters to where they need to be in order to do a job he could, himself, do in a matter of moments. However, some readers find this to be his most redeeming characteristic, as he clearly only puts in the bare minimum of effort to satisfy Chris's [[autism|retarded]] whims.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
According to Chris, &amp;quot;Magi-Chan&amp;quot; is intended to be a lame pun on &amp;quot;[[Wes Iseli|magician]]&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[DPF phonecall]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Overview==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:ModNation MagiChan.jpg|thumb|Magic-Chan in ''[[ModNation Racers]]'']]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Magi-Chan was, in earlier comics, perhaps the most useless in Chris's canon of useless characters, rivaled only by [[Lolisa Rosechu]]. Despite being essentially omnipotent, he does little more than enable everybody else to do something by filling them in on all the exposition and teleporting them where they need to go.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In recent comics, however, Magi-Chan has come in more handy as a sort of &amp;quot;right-hand man&amp;quot; to Chris, particularly in his fight against homosexuality. Chris has stated that Magi-Chan monitors all sexual activity in the city using his psychic powers, and later has Magi-Chan travel to the future in order to obtain a bulk batch of the cure for homosexuality. Magi-Chan would effectively contaminate the water supply of [[Cwcville]] with Chris's blood in order to cleanse the world of its [[homos]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He is a combination of three characters: &lt;br /&gt;
:*[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]&lt;br /&gt;
:*[[Pikachu]] &lt;br /&gt;
:*[[Wikipedia:Mewtwo|Mewtwo]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:SchuMagiSonee.jpg|100 px|thumb|left|Magi-Chan as a [[Sonee]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Major comic appearances==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===[[Sonichu_3#Episode_10:_.22Sonichu_Babies.22|Sonichu Babies]]===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Magi-Chan's egg lands in a secluded cave in the cliffs surrounding CWCville. Upon hatching, he is spoken to via telepathy by [[Wikipedia:Mewtwo|Mewtwo]], who trains Magi-Chan [[Sonee]] to use his psychic abilities until he evolves in meditation one day.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===[[Sonichu_3#Episode_11:_The_Chaotic_Combo_in_.22When_Hedgehogs_Meet.22|When Hedgehogs Meet]]===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Magi-Chan stands over CWCville, his all-knowing mind seeing the impending fight against [[Blake]]. He sighs, heads on over where he meets the other [[Chaotic Combo]] members and seems to set himself up as their leader within moments. [[Niggos| Then they all beat up Blake to the point that his head is bleeding all over the grass]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===[[Sonichu_5#Episode_13:_.22Smashed_Hearts_.26_Entrapment.22|Smashed Hearts &amp;amp; Entrapment]]===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Magi-Chan and the other Chaotic Combo members are teleported into action by Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===[[Sonichu_6#Episode_14:_.22Evil_is_Afoot.21.22|Evil is Afoot]]===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
While everyone is pretending to worry about [[Crystal Weston Chandler (character)|Crystal]], Chris and Magi-Chan try to figure out how to free her.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]] attacks and Chris orders Magi-Chan and Sonichu to investigate with him. Magi-Chan does practically nothing from there.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===[[Sonichu_7#Episode_15:_.22Time_for_a_Ball.22|Time for a Ball]] &amp;amp; [[Sonichu_7#Episode_16:_.22Time_Hogs.22|Time Hogs]]===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
For no reason, Magi-Chan, along with Chris and Sonichu, begin the hunt for the [[Sonichu Balls]] at the [[Manchester High School]] Gymnasium. Magi-Chan gives some made-up theory about how the Sonichu Balls can be scattered throughout time. He then magically realizes that Chris came in contact with the ball back in [[1996]] and the three go back in time to retrieve it. On the way back Chris gets lost in a time void and Magi-Chan explains the he will return eventually.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===[[Sonichu_8#Episode_18:_Prologue|Episode 18 Prologue]]===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Here we see the [[Chaotic Combo]] celebrating their 19th birthday on 2 February 2008.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===[[Sonichu_8#Episode_18:_.22Spring_Break.2C_2008.22|Spring Break]]===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:MagiChanisGay.JPG|250 px|thumb|Precise and accurate]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Magi-Chan explains to [[Bubbles]] that he has found a [[Sonichu Ball]] according th his psychic link, and tells her to go get it. He also tries to warn her of [[Silvana]]'s trap, but Bubbles doesn't believe him. Magi-chan later teleports Bubbles to Blake.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===[[Episode_20#Episode_20:_CWC-Defense|CWC-Defense]]===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Magi-chan pleads with Silvana to stop working with [[Count Graduon]] and insists that he can restore her &amp;quot;birth gender.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
After his exchange with Silvana, Magi-Chan disappears from episode 20 almost entirely. He plays no significant role in the plot until the epilogue, where he shows up to provide a handy deus ex machina and randomly pull Chris out of the Time Void.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===[[Sonichu 10#Episode 21: Christian Chandler in Director Amenities|Christian Chandler in Director Amenities]]===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Magi-Chan appears in the beginning of the story, having yanked Chris from the Time Void. He is charged with gathering the homosexual cure and bringing it to the present, which he does.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
When Chris tries to apologize for his actions involving [[Alec Benson Leary]], Magi-Chan stops [[Evan]] and [[Simonchu]] from trying to kill [[Simonla]], but fails to stop Sean's attempt. He's obviously guilt ridden when Wild's motherless bastard child [[Sandy]] is born, telling her point blank that it was Evan who killed him. He is present at the [[Asperchu Four|Asperchu Four's]] trial, planting evidence to convict them. He is last seen at Alec's execution, electrocuting him.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Outside of the comics==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Magi-Chan is one of the more popular characters with the trolls, due to his arguably homosexual tendencies. As such. he is mentioned in Chris's [[Mailbag]]s quite frequently. This has caused a few new facts about the character to surface, notably that [[Mailbag 31#Magi-Chan knows when you fuck|he is aware of any sex act]] that happens to occur within [[CWCville]] city limit and inform Chris if it doesn't fit his [[Homos|puritanical ideals]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Magichan-icon.jpg|Magi-Chan is too cool to smile.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Magichan scowling.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Magichan bubble.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:281-MagiChan.jpg|THIS IS MY ANGRY FACE&lt;br /&gt;
Image:MagiChanFarts.JPG|Magi-chan hard at work.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:280-YuMagi.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Magichanmausterbate.jpg‎|[[Mailbag 31|Magi-Chan Sonichu is watching you masturbate.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{CWCipedia|chris=Magi-Chan Sonichu}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Sauces==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Sonichu}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Not_Jerks}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Plot Devices]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Sonichus]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Sevictor the Poison Crocodile Pokemon</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Magi-Chan&amp;diff=137001</id>
		<title>Magi-Chan</title>
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		<updated>2011-03-08T03:11:14Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Sevictor the Poison Crocodile Pokemon: /* When Hedgehogs Meet */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{quote|It seemed unlikely for a loong [sic] time. But Magi-Chan saw in a future a [[Silvana|long-haired black Rosechu]], who was born true of Venus on the Earth's Moon. Yet she would be cursed with a [[duck|protrusion]] that can be undone by eliminating the one who had placed the curse.|Chris describes Magi-Chan's yearning for [[homos|love]].}}&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
! colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; | [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] character&lt;br /&gt;
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! colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; |Magi-Chan Sonichu&lt;br /&gt;
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| '''Date of birth'''&lt;br /&gt;
| ??? (in universe)&lt;br /&gt;
21 February 2006 (IRL)&lt;br /&gt;
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| '''Gender'''&lt;br /&gt;
| Male&lt;br /&gt;
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| '''Length'''&lt;br /&gt;
| ???&lt;br /&gt;
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| '''Weight'''&lt;br /&gt;
| ???&lt;br /&gt;
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| '''Parents'''&lt;br /&gt;
| Mewtwo&lt;br /&gt;
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| '''Species'''&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] ([[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]])&lt;br /&gt;
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| '''Type'''&lt;br /&gt;
| Electric/Psychic&lt;br /&gt;
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| '''Evolves from'''&lt;br /&gt;
|  [[Sonee]] (with Moon Stone)&lt;br /&gt;
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| '''Evolves into'''&lt;br /&gt;
| N/A&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Magi-Chan''' is a [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]], and a member of the [[Chaotic Combo]]. He's the serious know-it-all and the only character not interested in finding a [[sweetheart]]. He's also one of the major sources of ''deus ex machina'' in the comic, and thus far the character most often depicted as just a floating head.&lt;br /&gt;
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Magi-Chan is probably the only sympathetic character in the whole series, due to his sarcastic and often serious mood unintentionally making him seem intolerant of [[Sonichu]] and Chris's bullshit, and the homosexual undertones in his character. He also remains girlfriend-free the longest of all the characters, and only complains about it when Sonichu boasts that he's going to be fucking his girlfriend all night.&lt;br /&gt;
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He is also rather annoying to other readers, simply because he is clearly omnipotent, but refuses to use his powers for any reason other than to exposit and teleport characters to where they need to be in order to do a job he could, himself, do in a matter of moments. However, some readers find this to be his most redeeming characteristic, as he clearly only puts in the bare minimum of effort to satisfy Chris's [[autism|retarded]] whims.&lt;br /&gt;
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According to Chris, &amp;quot;Magi-Chan&amp;quot; is intended to be a lame pun on &amp;quot;[[Wes Iseli|magician]]&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[DPF phonecall]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Overview==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:ModNation MagiChan.jpg|thumb|Magic-Chan in ''[[ModNation Racers]]'']]&lt;br /&gt;
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Magi-Chan was, in earlier comics, perhaps the most useless in Chris's canon of useless characters, rivaled only by [[Lolisa Rosechu]]. Despite being essentially omnipotent, he does little more than enable everybody else to do something by filling them in on all the exposition and teleporting them where they need to go.&lt;br /&gt;
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In recent comics, however, Magi-Chan has come in more handy as a sort of &amp;quot;right-hand man&amp;quot; to Chris, particularly in his fight against homosexuality. Chris has stated that Magi-Chan monitors all sexual activity in the city using his psychic powers, and later has Magi-Chan travel to the future in order to obtain a bulk batch of the cure for homosexuality. Magi-Chan would effectively contaminate the water supply of [[Cwcville]] with Chris's blood in order to cleanse the world of its [[homos]].&lt;br /&gt;
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He is a combination of three characters: &lt;br /&gt;
:*[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]&lt;br /&gt;
:*[[Pikachu]] &lt;br /&gt;
:*[[Wikipedia:Mewtwo|Mewtwo]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:SchuMagiSonee.jpg|100 px|thumb|left|Magi-Chan as a [[Sonee]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Major comic appearances==&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[Sonichu_3#Episode_10:_.22Sonichu_Babies.22|Sonichu Babies]]===&lt;br /&gt;
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Magi-Chan's egg lands in a secluded cave in the cliffs surrounding CWCville. Upon hatching, he is spoken to via telepathy by [[Wikipedia:Mewtwo|Mewtwo]], who trains Magi-Chan [[Sonee]] to use his psychic abilities until he evolves in meditation one day.&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[Sonichu_3#Episode_11:_The_Chaotic_Combo_in_.22When_Hedgehogs_Meet.22|When Hedgehogs Meet]]===&lt;br /&gt;
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Magi-Chan stands over CWCville, his all-knowing mind seeing the impending fight against [[Blake]]. He sighs, heads on over where he meets the other [[Chaotic Combo]] members and seems to set himself up as their leader within moments. [[Racism| Then they all beat up Blake to the point that his head is bleeding all over the grass]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[Sonichu_5#Episode_13:_.22Smashed_Hearts_.26_Entrapment.22|Smashed Hearts &amp;amp; Entrapment]]===&lt;br /&gt;
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Magi-Chan and the other Chaotic Combo members are teleported into action by Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[Sonichu_6#Episode_14:_.22Evil_is_Afoot.21.22|Evil is Afoot]]===&lt;br /&gt;
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While everyone is pretending to worry about [[Crystal Weston Chandler (character)|Crystal]], Chris and Magi-Chan try to figure out how to free her.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]] attacks and Chris orders Magi-Chan and Sonichu to investigate with him. Magi-Chan does practically nothing from there.&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[Sonichu_7#Episode_15:_.22Time_for_a_Ball.22|Time for a Ball]] &amp;amp; [[Sonichu_7#Episode_16:_.22Time_Hogs.22|Time Hogs]]===&lt;br /&gt;
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For no reason, Magi-Chan, along with Chris and Sonichu, begin the hunt for the [[Sonichu Balls]] at the [[Manchester High School]] Gymnasium. Magi-Chan gives some made-up theory about how the Sonichu Balls can be scattered throughout time. He then magically realizes that Chris came in contact with the ball back in [[1996]] and the three go back in time to retrieve it. On the way back Chris gets lost in a time void and Magi-Chan explains the he will return eventually.&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[Sonichu_8#Episode_18:_Prologue|Episode 18 Prologue]]===&lt;br /&gt;
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Here we see the [[Chaotic Combo]] celebrating their 19th birthday on 2 February 2008.&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[Sonichu_8#Episode_18:_.22Spring_Break.2C_2008.22|Spring Break]]===&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:MagiChanisGay.JPG|250 px|thumb|Precise and accurate]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Magi-Chan explains to [[Bubbles]] that he has found a [[Sonichu Ball]] according th his psychic link, and tells her to go get it. He also tries to warn her of [[Silvana]]'s trap, but Bubbles doesn't believe him. Magi-chan later teleports Bubbles to Blake.&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[Episode_20#Episode_20:_CWC-Defense|CWC-Defense]]===&lt;br /&gt;
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Magi-chan pleads with Silvana to stop working with [[Count Graduon]] and insists that he can restore her &amp;quot;birth gender.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
After his exchange with Silvana, Magi-Chan disappears from episode 20 almost entirely. He plays no significant role in the plot until the epilogue, where he shows up to provide a handy deus ex machina and randomly pull Chris out of the Time Void.&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[Sonichu 10#Episode 21: Christian Chandler in Director Amenities|Christian Chandler in Director Amenities]]===&lt;br /&gt;
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Magi-Chan appears in the beginning of the story, having yanked Chris from the Time Void. He is charged with gathering the homosexual cure and bringing it to the present, which he does.&lt;br /&gt;
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When Chris tries to apologize for his actions involving [[Alec Benson Leary]], Magi-Chan stops [[Evan]] and [[Simonchu]] from trying to kill [[Simonla]], but fails to stop Sean's attempt. He's obviously guilt ridden when Wild's motherless bastard child [[Sandy]] is born, telling her point blank that it was Evan who killed him. He is present at the [[Asperchu Four|Asperchu Four's]] trial, planting evidence to convict them. He is last seen at Alec's execution, electrocuting him.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Outside of the comics==&lt;br /&gt;
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Magi-Chan is one of the more popular characters with the trolls, due to his arguably homosexual tendencies. As such. he is mentioned in Chris's [[Mailbag]]s quite frequently. This has caused a few new facts about the character to surface, notably that [[Mailbag 31#Magi-Chan knows when you fuck|he is aware of any sex act]] that happens to occur within [[CWCville]] city limit and inform Chris if it doesn't fit his [[Homos|puritanical ideals]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
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Image:Magichan-icon.jpg|Magi-Chan is too cool to smile.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Magichan scowling.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Magichan bubble.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:281-MagiChan.jpg|THIS IS MY ANGRY FACE&lt;br /&gt;
Image:MagiChanFarts.JPG|Magi-chan hard at work.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:280-YuMagi.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Magichanmausterbate.jpg‎|[[Mailbag 31|Magi-Chan Sonichu is watching you masturbate.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{CWCipedia|chris=Magi-Chan Sonichu}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Sauces==&lt;br /&gt;
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		<author><name>Sevictor the Poison Crocodile Pokemon</name></author>
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