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Cwcsicle

2011-03-04T00:51:48Z

Shadupp:

'''Cwcsicle''' is a name of a video log entailing [[Chris]] sticking his [[duck|penis]] in the snow for fifteen minutes. It was made in an attempt to get a scene in Jackass 3D. It is split into five parts: 100_2123 through 7.MOV. These titles seem to suggest that it was made in [[February 2010]]. It is the most recently released work to feature the [[Medallion of Fail|Sonichu Medallion.]]

==Video==
<center>{{Infobox/video
| name = Cwcsicle
| image = {{#ev:youtube|ckU3J1BkeWs}}
| Stardate = c. [[February 2010]]
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Performance Style = {{Crazy|text}}
| Shirt = [[Image:Safetyparka.png]] Safety Parka
| previous = —
| next = —
| other = {{leaked|text}}
}}
</center>

==Transcriptions==
===100_2123.MOV (0:25)===
''[Christian stands in his snow-covered backyard. He is dressed quite heavily, pointing the camera at himself [[Chris and cinematography|with a rather shaky hand]].]''
Hi, I'm Christian Chandler, uh, this is ''"[[Random-access humor|Frozen Stalactite.]]" [Attempts to tilt camera towards crotch, missing it entirely.]'' I'm gonna put my dick in the snow ''[Aims it back at his face.]'' and I'm gonna leave it in there for about fifteen minutes. Currently it's 12:38 ''[Holds up his phone with his free hand]'' according to my cell phone clock. If there's one clock you can not change, it's the one on your cell phone. ''[Pans camera down, revealing that he's buried himself waist-deep. Pans back up.]'' Okay, see ya'll in fifteen minutes.

===100_2124.MOV (0:07)===
''[Holds up phone.]'' About six minutes in now. Boy, it's cold. I've had p-''[Video abruptly ends.]''

===100_2125.MOV (0:10)===
''[Carrying on from where the former left off, albeit with a little more urgency.]'' About six minutes in now. I've had previous experiences with, uh, freezing my dick, and I've even stretched it a bit. Right. I'll be checking back in se-in seven.

===100_2126.MOV (0:22)===
A-alrighty, it's 12:53 ''[Nearly beans himself in the face with his camera lens.]'' Let's pull me out. ''[Gets up with a grunt, nearly loses balance. Camera goes out of focus, altough Chris can be heard shivering. The camera turns to focus on his crotch, with his [[duck]] thankfully quite out of view. The sound of something scraping the mic can be heard as he examines his genitals.]'' Feels blue. ''[Camera goes out of focus, then turns to his penis. Not only is it quite within view, it has turned bright red and the camera is upside down. Shortly after, the camera turns away.]'' Look at all that snow all over me. There's snow all over my pants. ''[Camera finally turns to Chris' face.]'' Heh. Kids, that is definitely something- ''[Video abruptly ends.]''

===100_2127.MOV (0:06)===
Everybody, I dare say that is one stunt you should not try at home. Peace out. ''[camera turns away as he sets it down.]''

==Fan videos==

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Frozen Stalagtite RECUT
| video = {{#ev:youtube|mskavdOJJTs}}
| Stardate = 3 March 2011
| Maker = shadupp
| Video Type = Parody
}}

==External links==
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itfzlADNFb8&feature=youtube_gdata SFW version]

[http://www.mediafire.com/?ys74ur2xcw24s5t Download]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, February 2010]]
[[Category:Leaked videos]]

The MovingFoward videos

2011-01-14T18:00:04Z

Shadupp: /* Fan videos */

[[Image:ARCH.jpg|center|300px]]

[[File:Cwcps3.jpg|thumb|One lucky console]]

The '''MovingFoward videos''' are a compilation of three leaked videos ('''MovingFoward''', '''MovingFurtherFoward''', '''100_2209.MOV''') where [[Chris]] physically destroys his [[PS3]]. Having first followed [[Stardate, August 27, 2010|good hard drive disposal practice]], Chris says a few choice words before destroying the console with a brick, [[Son-Chu|his car]], and some scissors. Some photographs of the console in various states of destruction were also leaked.

Chris says that after smashing his console and driving over it with his car, he plugged it in again, apparently to prove that it would no longer function. He seems to have been unaware of the [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|danger of fire]] or [[Electric Hedgehog Pokemon|electric]] shock involved (or perhaps, in his despondent state, he simply didn't care).

Many [[trolls]] had come up with theories as to why Chris smashed his beloved Life Upgrade. Eventually, it was revealed in a [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails|communication between Chris and some high-profile trolls]] that Chris wanted to claim a very large monetary reward for its destruction. To no one's surprise, not only was there supposedly a reward waiting for such an act like this, but it has been completely in vain on Chris's part.

Interesting to note here is that, like the snake he tried to run over, the cardboard box and the [[clown doll]], it takes Chris three tries AND [[ItIsFinished.MOV|a coup de grace the next day]] just to [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|BREAK DEAD]] his PS3.

== Video ==

{{Infobox/video
| name = MovingFoward, MovingFurtherFoward & 100_2209.MOV
| video = {{#ev:youtube|2rVhTdCIJc8}}
| stardate = 29 August 2010
| subject = {{Video games|text}}
| style = {{Tragedy|text}}, {{Crazy|text}}
| saga =
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
| shirt = {{HighSchoolShirt|text}}, Sleeveless Pokéshirt
| previous = [[Stardate, August 27, 2010]]
| next = [[ItIsFinished.MOV]]

}}

{{quote|Vessel of my loneliness for the past three years of anguish. I bid you... fond... faredieu.}}

== Transcript ==

===Part one (MovingForward)===

[''An opening title card appears, which reads "MovingForward." We cut to Chris, who is standing around outside and shakily filming himself with a handheld camera.'']

Saturday, August 28, 2010.

[''Chris removes his [[glasses]].'']

I make this video... as a tribute... to [[Gal-pal|what I have lost]]. But also from which I have lost, I have [[Hair|lost something that was of important value]], but I am able to let go. It is the [[Song of Christian|spirit of myself... of which was very lonely]]. But now move on, to a [[Video games|much brighter future]]. And now for the... feature presentation. On this video. What you are about to see is [[April 16 Fetish Vids|uncensored and unedited]].

[''He moves the camera to show his PS3, which has a case cover plastered in artwork of himself and [[Sonichu]].'']

My PlayStation 3, here in the backyard.

[''He opens the access port to show the hard drive.'']

The hard drive still in there. [''pause''] Formatted as it was. And for a memento... I'm keeping the cover.

[''He removes the case cover, complete with the original [[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]] drawing, and puts it to one side. Then he focuses the camera on himself again.'']

Again, it's very- this- this is [[CWCFlyingElephants|very graphic]], so if you are weak in the stomach, especially as a gamer, look away, and I mean no [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|disrespect to Sony Computer Entertainment America]]. Maker of the fine product.

[''Chris mumbles something unintelligible amid the noise of moving the camera. He then sets the camera down so it is focused on his PS3. H then puts on a pair of work gloves and picks up a piece of landscaping brick while an airplane flies overhead.'']

Vessel of my loneliness for the past three years of anguish. [[Chris and English|I bid you... fond... faredieu.]] Adieu. Fond farewell~...

[''Chris uses the brick to bash his PS3 for the better part of a minute, never raising the brick over his head and only cracking the outer case. [[Chris and health|He pauses a few times to catch his breath]]. After a time, he moves back over to the camera.'']

[[Chris and reality|Crushed. Unplayable.]] The deed is done.

===Part two (MovingFurtherForward)===

[''Cut to a second title card, "MovingFurtherForward." It is nighttime - barely anything is visible. The camera is looking at Chris's driveway, in front of his (running) car. The headlights allow us to see Chris place the PS3 in front of the left front wheel of Son-Chu. He gets in the car, backs up, and pulls forward, running over the PS3. After a long pause, during which a loud thumping sound is heard and a dog starts to bark, he backs up over it and pulls forward over it again. Chris moves over to the camera again and points it at something, presumably the PS3.'']

Well, you get the idea, anyway. It's useless! Broken!

===Part three (REALLYMovingForward)===

[''Cut to a third title card, "'100_2209.MOV' (A.K.A. 'REALLYMovingForward')." We are in Chris's bedroom. The camera shows us the wreckage of his PS3, very much the worse for wear. In addition to beating the hell out of it, he appears to have cracked the case and broken it down to its component parts, which he shows us by panning the camera around. Chris's speech appears to be [[Alcohol|slurred slightly]].'']

[''sighs''] Well, I [[6 June 2010|run it over with a car]] and smashed it with a brick. Ugh. I thought I hit it on the metal part and the heavy plastic, but still, when I look at- still, when I plugged it in, it did not turn on. Actually, it went into standby mode, but that's all- as far as it went. That's all it went. So right now I'm gonna finish the job. Finish the job.

[''Chris sets down the camera to show himself and the PS3 parts. He then picks up a pair of scissors, which he uses to stab repeatedly at bits of his former console. Partway through the stab-fest, he unfolds the scissors and goes at it two-fisted. Wearing out after about 45 seconds, he folds up his scissors and sifts through the debris.'']

[[Duck|Look at that bend.]] [[Chris and anger|Broke a whole buncha stuff.]] Now you tell me... it's still good! It ain't now!

[''Chris stands up and the video cuts off.'']

== Destruction gallery ==

In addition to the poor quality video footage of the PS3's destruction, numerous photographs of the before and after have been leaked:

<center><gallery>
File:PreCar1.JPG|Pre-Car
File:PreCar2.JPG|Car
File:PostCar.JPG|Post-Car
</gallery></center>
<center><gallery>
File:100 2208.JPG
File:100 2210.JPG
File:100 2211.JPG
File:100 2212.JPG
File:100 2213.JPG
File:100 2214.JPG
File:100 2215.JPG
File:Cameragroup002.jpg
File:Cameragroup003.jpg
File:Cameragroup004.jpg
</gallery></center>
== Fan videos ==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = R.I.P. CWC's PS3
| video = {{#ev:youtube|iPKvmCzuDC0}}
| Stardate = 29 August 2010
| Maker = tehcosmicexplorer08
| Video Type = Tribute
}}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Tribute To Chris-Chan's PS3
| video = {{#ev:youtube|lFIVUtNszoE}}
| Stardate = 1 September 2010
| Maker = MountieFromHell
| Video Type = Music video
}}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Chris-chan - This video will **** you.
| video = {{#ev:youtube|qUl8tjN7q3s}}
| Stardate = 2 September 2010
| Maker = AnimuAnimalia
| Video Type = ???
}}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = R.I.P. PLAYSTATION ;(
| video = {{#ev:youtube|C6ZyvxUcAMk}}
| Stardate = 13 January 2011
| Maker = shadupp
| Video Type = Music Video
}}

== See also ==
*[[PS3]]
*[[ItIsFinished.MOV]]
*[[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD]]
*[[Chris Destroys His Vibrator]]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Stardate, August 27, 2010]]|nextlink=[[ItIsFinished.MOV]]}}

{{LeakedVideos}}
{{Game Videos}}

[[Category:Outdoor videos]]

[[Category: Chris-chan videos, August 2010| 2010-08-29]]
[[Category: Surfshack Tito Saga videos| 2010-08-29]]

The MovingFoward videos

2011-01-14T17:59:33Z

Shadupp: /* Fan videos */

[[Image:ARCH.jpg|center|300px]]

[[File:Cwcps3.jpg|thumb|One lucky console]]

The '''MovingFoward videos''' are a compilation of three leaked videos ('''MovingFoward''', '''MovingFurtherFoward''', '''100_2209.MOV''') where [[Chris]] physically destroys his [[PS3]]. Having first followed [[Stardate, August 27, 2010|good hard drive disposal practice]], Chris says a few choice words before destroying the console with a brick, [[Son-Chu|his car]], and some scissors. Some photographs of the console in various states of destruction were also leaked.

Chris says that after smashing his console and driving over it with his car, he plugged it in again, apparently to prove that it would no longer function. He seems to have been unaware of the [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|danger of fire]] or [[Electric Hedgehog Pokemon|electric]] shock involved (or perhaps, in his despondent state, he simply didn't care).

Many [[trolls]] had come up with theories as to why Chris smashed his beloved Life Upgrade. Eventually, it was revealed in a [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails|communication between Chris and some high-profile trolls]] that Chris wanted to claim a very large monetary reward for its destruction. To no one's surprise, not only was there supposedly a reward waiting for such an act like this, but it has been completely in vain on Chris's part.

Interesting to note here is that, like the snake he tried to run over, the cardboard box and the [[clown doll]], it takes Chris three tries AND [[ItIsFinished.MOV|a coup de grace the next day]] just to [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|BREAK DEAD]] his PS3.

== Video ==

{{Infobox/video
| name = MovingFoward, MovingFurtherFoward & 100_2209.MOV
| video = {{#ev:youtube|2rVhTdCIJc8}}
| stardate = 29 August 2010
| subject = {{Video games|text}}
| style = {{Tragedy|text}}, {{Crazy|text}}
| saga =
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
| shirt = {{HighSchoolShirt|text}}, Sleeveless Pokéshirt
| previous = [[Stardate, August 27, 2010]]
| next = [[ItIsFinished.MOV]]

}}

{{quote|Vessel of my loneliness for the past three years of anguish. I bid you... fond... faredieu.}}

== Transcript ==

===Part one (MovingForward)===

[''An opening title card appears, which reads "MovingForward." We cut to Chris, who is standing around outside and shakily filming himself with a handheld camera.'']

Saturday, August 28, 2010.

[''Chris removes his [[glasses]].'']

I make this video... as a tribute... to [[Gal-pal|what I have lost]]. But also from which I have lost, I have [[Hair|lost something that was of important value]], but I am able to let go. It is the [[Song of Christian|spirit of myself... of which was very lonely]]. But now move on, to a [[Video games|much brighter future]]. And now for the... feature presentation. On this video. What you are about to see is [[April 16 Fetish Vids|uncensored and unedited]].

[''He moves the camera to show his PS3, which has a case cover plastered in artwork of himself and [[Sonichu]].'']

My PlayStation 3, here in the backyard.

[''He opens the access port to show the hard drive.'']

The hard drive still in there. [''pause''] Formatted as it was. And for a memento... I'm keeping the cover.

[''He removes the case cover, complete with the original [[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]] drawing, and puts it to one side. Then he focuses the camera on himself again.'']

Again, it's very- this- this is [[CWCFlyingElephants|very graphic]], so if you are weak in the stomach, especially as a gamer, look away, and I mean no [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|disrespect to Sony Computer Entertainment America]]. Maker of the fine product.

[''Chris mumbles something unintelligible amid the noise of moving the camera. He then sets the camera down so it is focused on his PS3. H then puts on a pair of work gloves and picks up a piece of landscaping brick while an airplane flies overhead.'']

Vessel of my loneliness for the past three years of anguish. [[Chris and English|I bid you... fond... faredieu.]] Adieu. Fond farewell~...

[''Chris uses the brick to bash his PS3 for the better part of a minute, never raising the brick over his head and only cracking the outer case. [[Chris and health|He pauses a few times to catch his breath]]. After a time, he moves back over to the camera.'']

[[Chris and reality|Crushed. Unplayable.]] The deed is done.

===Part two (MovingFurtherForward)===

[''Cut to a second title card, "MovingFurtherForward." It is nighttime - barely anything is visible. The camera is looking at Chris's driveway, in front of his (running) car. The headlights allow us to see Chris place the PS3 in front of the left front wheel of Son-Chu. He gets in the car, backs up, and pulls forward, running over the PS3. After a long pause, during which a loud thumping sound is heard and a dog starts to bark, he backs up over it and pulls forward over it again. Chris moves over to the camera again and points it at something, presumably the PS3.'']

Well, you get the idea, anyway. It's useless! Broken!

===Part three (REALLYMovingForward)===

[''Cut to a third title card, "'100_2209.MOV' (A.K.A. 'REALLYMovingForward')." We are in Chris's bedroom. The camera shows us the wreckage of his PS3, very much the worse for wear. In addition to beating the hell out of it, he appears to have cracked the case and broken it down to its component parts, which he shows us by panning the camera around. Chris's speech appears to be [[Alcohol|slurred slightly]].'']

[''sighs''] Well, I [[6 June 2010|run it over with a car]] and smashed it with a brick. Ugh. I thought I hit it on the metal part and the heavy plastic, but still, when I look at- still, when I plugged it in, it did not turn on. Actually, it went into standby mode, but that's all- as far as it went. That's all it went. So right now I'm gonna finish the job. Finish the job.

[''Chris sets down the camera to show himself and the PS3 parts. He then picks up a pair of scissors, which he uses to stab repeatedly at bits of his former console. Partway through the stab-fest, he unfolds the scissors and goes at it two-fisted. Wearing out after about 45 seconds, he folds up his scissors and sifts through the debris.'']

[[Duck|Look at that bend.]] [[Chris and anger|Broke a whole buncha stuff.]] Now you tell me... it's still good! It ain't now!

[''Chris stands up and the video cuts off.'']

== Destruction gallery ==

In addition to the poor quality video footage of the PS3's destruction, numerous photographs of the before and after have been leaked:

<center><gallery>
File:PreCar1.JPG|Pre-Car
File:PreCar2.JPG|Car
File:PostCar.JPG|Post-Car
</gallery></center>
<center><gallery>
File:100 2208.JPG
File:100 2210.JPG
File:100 2211.JPG
File:100 2212.JPG
File:100 2213.JPG
File:100 2214.JPG
File:100 2215.JPG
File:Cameragroup002.jpg
File:Cameragroup003.jpg
File:Cameragroup004.jpg
</gallery></center>
== Fan videos ==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = R.I.P. CWC's PS3
| video = {{#ev:youtube|iPKvmCzuDC0}}
| Stardate = 29 August 2010
| Maker = tehcosmicexplorer08
| Video Type = Tribute
}}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Tribute To Chris-Chan's PS3
| video = {{#ev:youtube|lFIVUtNszoE}}
| Stardate = 1 September 2010
| Maker = MountieFromHell
| Video Type = Music video
}}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Chris-chan - This video will **** you.
| video = {{#ev:youtube|qUl8tjN7q3s}}
| Stardate = 2 September 2010
| Maker = AnimuAnimalia
| Video Type = ???
}}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = R.I.P. PLAYSTATION ;(
| video = {{#ev:youtube|C6ZyvxUcAMk}}
| Stardate = 13 January 2011
| Maker = shadupp
| Video Type = Music Video

== See also ==
*[[PS3]]
*[[ItIsFinished.MOV]]
*[[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD]]
*[[Chris Destroys His Vibrator]]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Stardate, August 27, 2010]]|nextlink=[[ItIsFinished.MOV]]}}

{{LeakedVideos}}
{{Game Videos}}

[[Category:Outdoor videos]]

[[Category: Chris-chan videos, August 2010| 2010-08-29]]
[[Category: Surfshack Tito Saga videos| 2010-08-29]]

Talk:Main Page

2011-01-06T12:33:28Z

Shadupp: /* Is This Chris? */

{{protip|This talk page should serve as a place to discuss improving the overall front page of CWCki. For discussion on improvements to CWCki overall, please see the [[CWCki:Community Portal|Community Portal]]. For discussing individual front page templates, please refer to the discussion pages of those templates.}}

'''Archives''': [[Talk:Main Page/Archive 1|1]] [[Talk:Main Page/Archive 2|2]]

=The True and Honest Sonichu Fan Panel=
At Ohayocon 2011 (it's in one month), I'll be holding a panel about Sonichu. The entire series will be talked about in a positive light, and no mention will be made of Chris's more embarrassing aspects. Long story short, it'll be taken seriously, as if it was a panel about any other comic.

==Protect the templates==
Seeing how the main page itself is protected, why not protect the templates as well? [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 16:49, 11 September 2010 (PDT)
*There's already cascading protection for all the front page templates. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:51, 11 September 2010 (PDT)
*Stop freaking out about this spammer shit, Champ has it under control --[[User:Megaman|Megaman]] 16:53, 11 September 2010 (PDT)

== new vid ==

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzAJvMKQeJA&feature=player_embedded

can't add news so there you go--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 13:38, 16 September 2010 (PDT)

==Can this be the new Quote of the Now, please?==

{{quote|I've learned... from my father; he taught and showed me which male ends go into which female ends.|Wallflower E-mails.}}

[[User:Bunsteaks|Bunsteaks]] 13:28, 25 September 2010 (PDT)
I'm for this too.
[[User:Theiselybors|Theiselybros]] 02:10, 21 October 2010 (EST)

==I suggest this for the Video of the Now==

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmFHPbaNT04 [[User:Xavier|Xavier]] 07:37, 28 September 2010 (PDT)

Since there's a white space in the Video of the Now (at least on my computer) why not feature this video? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoqjN3amRD4
--[[User:Vofdoom38|VofDoom38]] 17:44, 21 October 2010 (PDT)

== Project Map Fucking Everything ==

Started up this project and got a lot of things mapped down.

http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?hl=en&gl=us&ptab=2&ie=UTF8&oe=UTF8&msa=0&msid=116038930500742252038.0004949e055d81dc61c0b

I'd like to get all of the places he mentions/visits/films/rapes marked down on the map, but there's a lot of videos and some of them I never wish to see again. So, it's open collaboration and anyone with a Google account can edit it. Feel free to login and mark down different areas he's visited. Just try to be logical and succinct when adding locations. Don't need every McDonald's marked down. When doing videos of him travelling, try to figure out the path with a line and mark at least one end of it.

Now, a question:
Should we make a page for the full map or just link it in the bottom of the "Locations" divs on the other pages?
-- [[User:Arius|Arius]] 13:49, 9 November 2010 (PST)

*Put it on the locations template. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 13:53, 9 November 2010 (PST)
**Done. Couldn't think of a better name than Chris's World. -- [[User:Arius|Arius]] 14:11, 9 November 2010 (PST)

== Sports ==

Is there any inclination that Chris is into any kind of sport or professional sports team? I asked this on the main page because I don't know where else to ask it.
*Sign your fucking posts god damn. Also, no. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 04:18, 14 November 2010 (PST)

== Slight Error ==
Chris hasn't gone 5 days without the internet, he logged into youtube 2 1/2 days after he posted the leaving video.
[[User:Theiselybors|Theiselybros]] 19:46, 26 November 2010 (EST)
:Probably should have discussed this before just removing the counter... [[User:Smtp|Smtp]] 17:02, 26 November 2010 (PST)
::It's a non-pedantic count. We're really focusing on how many days he's gone without making a video - which Chris equates to "being on the Internet". --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 21:30, 26 November 2010 (PST)
:::Yeah, why is the counter back? I don't know how to re-implement that sort of thing or I would. --[[User:Bluedeanie|Bluedeanie]] 16:18, 17 December 2010 (PST)

== Vandalism? ==
Some guy named [[User:Trueandhonest]] has been going around vandalizing pages lately, claiming to be Chris-chan himself. Most likely it's a troll, but I just wanted to point that out. [[User:N. Onymous|N. Onymous]] 15:33, 30 November 2010 (PST)

== Does Christian Who Cares know this?==
I don't remember his surname. Does he know that the creator of Pokémon has [[aspergers]]? At least Wikipedia's article says so... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satoshi_Tajiri --[[User:Doctor Whatever|Doctor Whatever]] 16:21, 4 December 2010 (PST)
* It seems that you just answered your own question. As to whether or not Chris knows, I honestly don't think he even cares. He justifies things when it allows him to continue his current lifestyle. He'd probably just say "Well I guess there are some exceptions" and move on. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 16:39, 4 December 2010 (PST)
** You're right, I should have figured that out. Theres an article about his hypocresy, but its not really necesary to read it; it takes about three seconds of reading this wiki to realize that he's the biggest of hypocrites...--[[User:Doctor Whatever|Doctor Whatever]] 17:46, 4 December 2010 (PST)

==CWCki is pretty dead==
Chris isn't coming back, at least not for a long time. Despite this, there are a shitton of new editors who drop by every other day and fuck up articles. The only reason I'm really still here is to fix up the edits of these new editors. I think we should start finding the good articles on the wiki and either lock them or put a template saying not to fuck with it a la ED. As articles get fixed up, they get locked down, at least until Chris comes back (if he ever does, anyway). I get that it might take some time or whatever, but it would help preserve the CWCki should Chris never come back or I die or something. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 12:11, 11 December 2010 (PST)
*Well it was just a matter of time until he would end up in a mental hospital. I always told him so, but whatever. I agree though, that there are probably many articles, that can be protected, especially all the videos, mails, phone calls, chatlogs and whatnot.--[[User:Sonichu|Sonichu]] 19:09, 12 December 2010 (PST)
::I'd push for the templating approach rather than protecting. Article protection should be used sparingly. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 05:00, 14 December 2010 (PST)
:::After seeing old articles being still corrected here and there, I tend to agree. Maybe this Chris-free time isn't so bad after all. Gives us time to look through all the old articles.--[[User:Sonichu|Sonichu]] 16:51, 14 December 2010 (PST)
::::You guys have gone from reporting the antics of a potential criminal to stalking a retard. Really it's pathetic. Do we need to know about uneventful sightings at the mall or his activity on PSN? That sounds like having less of a life than Chris does. Every lolcow eventually dies down and CWC is finished. This isn't like that point when everyone thought he was done for but came back, this is it.--[[User:Goatselover|Goatselover]] 18:05, 29 December 2010 (PST)
:::::Obviously you know something we don't. Go on, enlighten us. [[User:Sonichu|Sonichu]] 21:08, 29 December 2010 (PST)
:::::First, as Champ said pretty much RIGHT below this, this page is about improving the main page exclusively. Take it to Offshore CWCki. I think your targets are probably mostly there. As far as I'm aware, the people remaining here are dedicated to the wiki, rather than devoted to coming up with new ways to stalk Chris.

== Sightings ==

Okay, question, as a field agent who is seeming to have multiple run ins with Chris (was the guy who took the kroger pic and I commonly see him when he comes into my work) Where should I put my sightings so I am not cluttering up the other pages? [[User:CFA|CFA]]CFA
:1. Sign posts with 4 tildes (<nowiki>~~~~</nowiki>) if you want to avoid typing all that shit every time.
:2. [[User:CFA/Whateverthefuck]] is usually the best place to put your stuff.
:On another note, I appreciate that CFA is the name of the guy who took that pic, but that doesn't necessarily prove that it's you. Expect people to be critical of that statement. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 01:20, 16 December 2010 (PST)

*I did sign with 4 and I posted it up on the offshore first. Secondly, I asked because there is no article on sightings. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 10:38, 16 December 2010 (PST)CFA
::Signing with 4 tildes yields a timestamp. Always. There was no timestamp. The point I was making was that yeah, the guy on offshore is called CFA. However, you just made your account here and there's nothing stopping someone other than offshore's CFA from taking the username. As a result of this, even if there were a "sightings" article, you still wouldn't be able to just dump new shit there because there's no confirmation that you are who you say you are. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 11:10, 16 December 2010 (PST)
*alright, then what would constituent proof for you guys? [[User:CFA|CFA]] 12:03, 16 December 2010 (PST)CFA
::I'd say photos ^^ [[User:Sonichu|Sonichu]] 16:01, 16 December 2010 (PST)
:*photos of what? My page on offshore or something else? [[User:CFA|CFA]] 17:56, 16 December 2010 (PST)CFA
::Gee, I don't know, maybe ''the picture you originally uploaded to Offshore CWCki''? --[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 22:39, 16 December 2010 (PST)
::I think the best picture to upload would be proof that you can log into CFA's account on Offshore. If you have any new pics, those work too, but I don't expect you to have to do too much work for this. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 11:07, 17 December 2010 (PST)
*[[Image:CFA offshore.png|300px]] [[User:CFA|CFA]] 12:41, 17 December 2010 (PST)CFA

:*In the future, posts like this go in the Community Portal and not here. This discussion page strictly involves improving the main page.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:33, 19 December 2010 (PST)
*My apologies [[User:CFA|CFA]] 20:54, 19 December 2010 (PST)CFA

== Is This Chris? ==

He apparently stalked the shit out of liquid Chris therefore leading him to know his whereabouts along with his real name. So, he decided to post a video about it for some "troll busting".

Here's his channel:
[http://www.youtube.com/user/CarlosChantor]

- 06:33 (CST) January 6,2011

Talk:Main Page

2011-01-06T12:32:16Z

Shadupp: /* Is This Chris? */ new section

CWC More Than A Feeling

2010-12-21T00:44:05Z

Shadupp: /* Fan videos */

[[Image:CWCvsIanGuitar.jpg|thumb|KNOW THE DIFFERENCE]]

On 29 [[July 2009]], [[Chris]] uploaded "'''CWC More Than A Feeling'''", a music video of him playing ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' to the song "More Than A Feeling" by Boston. In short, it's over five minutes of him just playing with his [[Gitar of Fail|gitar]], slapping on the whammy bar like a maniac. Notably, Chris's goatee is not present, suggesting the video was filmed a considerable time before being made public.
{{clear}}
==Video==
<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = More than a feeling
| image = {{#ev:youtube|9s-6RpYdQyc}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 29 July 2009
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = [[Image:Music.png]] Music
| Saga = [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] [[Liquid]]
| Shirt = Some red shirt with white stripes
| previous = [[I Am The TRUE, Original CCWC]]
| next = [[CWC Update 29 July 2009]]
}} </center>

==Highlights==

Unbelievably for a video of [[Chris]] playing ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' for five minutes, there are none.

==Contrast==

[[Liquid Chris]]'s version, right here.

{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = More Than A Feeling THE TRUE VERSION by Christian Weston Chandler (CWC)
| video = {{#ev:youtube|P6t63XMQfg0}}
| Stardate = 29 [[July 2009]]
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = {{Music}} Music
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC_Videos,_June-July_2009#That_Slanderous_Clyde_Cash_is_Harassing_me_Again|That Slanderous Clyde Cash is Harassing me Again]]
| next = [[CWC_Update_29_July_2009#Liquid.27s_response|Christian Weston Chandler (Ricardo) Hablar con el Impostor, And MANY OTHER NOTIFICATIONS!]]
}}

[''CChanSonichuCWC makes the [[Claw of Fail]], then clenches it into a fist'']

[''CChanSonichuCWC plays the song flawlessly on a TRUE and HONEST guitar'']

(''angrily'') Take that, impostor!

==Fan videos==

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Chris Chan - More Than a Feeling FC 100% 292K
| video = {{#ev:youtube|41bxbOgl2OA}}
| Stardate = 19 December 2010
| Maker = shadupp
| Subject =
| Video Type = Music video
| Other Info =
}}

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[I Am The TRUE, Original CCWC]]|nextlink=[[CWC Update 29 July 2009]]|}}
{{Music Videos}}

[[Category:Music Videos]]

[[Category: Chris-chan videos, July 2009| 2009-07-29]]
[[Category:Liquid Saga videos| 2009-07-29]]

Template talk:Video of the now

2010-12-20T02:14:58Z

Shadupp: /* I thought that the admin said we could add videos */

Can someone help make this so text is right aligned, like the Picture of the Now? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:26, 3 May 2009 (CEST)
*On second thought, I don't think ED adds captions to the front page video, and sometimes it's better to let the video speak for themselves. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:01, 3 May 2009 (CEST)

== The current vid sucks ==

No, really. --[[User:Sonijew|Sonijew]] 12:34, 21 November 2009 (CET)
* A little background: on that guy's YouTube channel a couple months back that guy made a TOTAL SERIOS video about how Chris isn't a very good artist and his characters are unoriginal Sonic recolors and then he proceeded to go to buy some REAL ART SUPPLIES and do an even shittier (!) version of Sonichu and Rosechu. He's like 45 too. Unfunny but still weird and unbelievable. He has some degrees from Patriot Bible University or something up on his wall, too. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 13:25, 21 November 2009 (CET)
:* Which video is this? [[User:Glorious Tentacularity|Glorious Tentacularity]] 13:34, 21 November 2009 (CET)
::*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wcy9ih1Zz4M His commentary on Chris] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5g19a-A7Mk his shitty fancomic]. From what I can gather he's a lonely middle aged accountant with some kind of cool autism spectrum disorder. He makes YouTube videos and sometimes gets attention because he put "Jesus" or "Mohammad" in the title. He offers Chris advice on life and art in the first video, like Chris will give a shit about what he (or anyone else) says. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 14:36, 21 November 2009 (CET)
*The reason it's featured is because he's a guy who takes this drama super serious and it's amusing. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:04, 22 November 2009 (CET)

==Hellsing==
This is probably the stupidest video ever. Seven minutes of TL;DW, and I've been known to sit through some [[List of Videos|abysmal shit]]. If we're looking for critical commentary by other fat basement dwellers, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DivNbXzUJ0 this guy] is way more thorough--his <s>'epic rant'</s> tard rage lasted for FIVE parts. --[[User:Umad|Umad]] 00:31, 8 January 2010 (UTC)
*Counterpoint: This guy appears to be wearing a medallion, so maybe he knows what he's talking about. --[[User:Umad|Umad]] 00:40, 8 January 2010 (UTC) (edited by [[User:Umad|Umad]], toning down my own rhetoric)
*Goddamnit, he obviously doesn't know shit about Chris-Chan, other than some basic facts he skimmed off his ED page or something - shit that everyone and [[Vivian|their hamster]] know about. After seeing the ending of the video - I realized that it's just a goddamn plug for the CWCki, that he made, in hopes of getting us to think that he is some awesome motherfucker, and subscribe to him. I've seen some videos he's done previously too - he's a fucking retard. --[[User:NeoShadow|NeoShadow]] 13:48, 8 January 2010 (UTC)
:*Watch closely - he bases most of this off the CWCki. His list of people Chris has made death threats to is the same as in [[Death threats]]. The comment about Chris being "racist, homophobic..." and so forth is the same order as from the [[Christian Weston Chandler]] article. Yeah, he's a fatty but unlike other Internet ranters who just watch a single Chris video and decide to babble on about Chris ("WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH THIS GUY? HE MUST BE LIKE, 40 YEARS OLD! AND WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH HIS SONIC MEDALLION, EH?") he actually bothered to do some homework, via the CWCki.
::Find a better video that reflects the now and replace it if this one bothers you.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:42, 8 January 2010 (UTC)
:*I couldn't care less about Captain Guido, in my corner of the world we have a maxim:"There's no such thing as bad publicity". Our real problem is that we are still on the fringe of the internet. Few conventional media would dare to touch Chris's story. Because of this, I am glad for any plug we can get. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 14:35, 8 January 2010 (UTC)
::*I've no major objections, but I have to say that the Cleveland Show parody we had before was badass. --[[User:Sonicow|Sonicow]] 16:37, 8 January 2010 (UTC)

==Hot off the Presses==
<s>{{:#ev:youtube|NP9PTU5pyNY}} --[[User:Umad|Umad]] 23:55, 9 January 2010 (UTC)</s>
{{#ev:youtube|RZelFvv2pas}} --OH SHI! Never mind, this is better. --[[User:Umad|Umad]] 02:35, 10 January 2010 (UTC)

== A Guide to Editing Video of the Now ==

Since I don't always feel like editing the Video of the Now, I'm going to start letting others do it. But here's a tip on what makes a good video of the now and what doesn't.

As with the [[:Template:Quote of the now|Quote of the now]], the Video of the Now should reflect The Now - the current state of Chris. So if Chris is raging at people, find some remix video of Chris angry, not some random YouTube rant about Chris from a year ago.

Usually if [[Vivian]] puts out something, it's cool to feature it. Or if a "notable" troll like Chris's current troll releases something, that's usually a good choice as well.

Remixes, music videos, etc. are fun things to have as well.

Try not to use Chris videos unless you absolutely must - obviously Chris's own videos can reflect the now but it's rather unoriginal and people are going to see those videos in the articles anyways.

Pro tip on how to find stuff - look at Krapple or PVCC. Just rip off what's being discussed there, ideally videos people are saying are good.

Oh, and frequency - try not to edit it more than once a day, unless something epic happens like an audio gets released and you want to feature a YouTube version of it. I've had that happen - I post a video, and then something even better comes along. Ideally try to update this at least once a week, if not sooner. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:16, 6 February 2010 (UTC)

== Suggestion ==

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2yasF8ngxU --[[User:One With The Lulz|One With The Lulz]] 21:21, 8 June 2010 (UTC)

== How about xLmWmmH_8OE ? ==

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLmWmmH_8OE --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 07:48, 14 September 2010 (PDT)
:Amused me. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 07:53, 14 September 2010 (PDT)

== Should we be updating with the new Trollhunter episodes, until Chris comes back or something else interesting happens? ==

I find these vids quite amusing myself. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 09:19, 11 December 2010 (PST)
:[encyclopediadramatica.com Here you go.] If Chris mentions him, we can add him. Otherwise, we'd have to add pages for every preteen who ever posted a video directed at Chris. He doesn't seem too bad, but the floodgates must remain closed, lest our fort be flooded with magma. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 10:33, 11 December 2010 (PST)
::I meant Videos of the now. Obviously. Sherlock. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 08:06, 12 December 2010 (PST)
:::Yeah, sorry, when I wrote that I was tired as fuck. I guess I don't really have a problem with it. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 07:05, 13 December 2010 (PST)

== I thought that the admin said we could add videos ==

I'm new as a user on the CWCKIPEDIA, and I added my video to the video of the now (admin said we could post videos) then it got deleted then restored to the one before 5 minutes later. --[[User:Shadupp|Shadupp]] 7:30 PM, 19 December 2010 (CET)
*1. "As with the [[:Template:Quote of the now|Quote of the now]], the Video of the Now should reflect The Now - the current state of Chris."

:2. Your vid is basically the same vid, just with a single graphic and slightly different sound. It isn't really the stuff that gets featured.

:3. Adding yourself into pages when you've just uploaded the vid is low-tier. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 17:46, 19 December 2010 (PST)

-I'm sorry. I'm new so I'm not used to these kind of sites. Also, I thought "Video of The Now" meant recent videos about Chris so I decided I would put my video on. [[User:Shadupp|Shadupp]] 20:12, 19 December 2010 (CST)

Template talk:Video of the now

2010-12-20T02:12:45Z

Shadupp: /* I thought that the admin said we could add videos */

Can someone help make this so text is right aligned, like the Picture of the Now? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:26, 3 May 2009 (CEST)
*On second thought, I don't think ED adds captions to the front page video, and sometimes it's better to let the video speak for themselves. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:01, 3 May 2009 (CEST)

== The current vid sucks ==

No, really. --[[User:Sonijew|Sonijew]] 12:34, 21 November 2009 (CET)
* A little background: on that guy's YouTube channel a couple months back that guy made a TOTAL SERIOS video about how Chris isn't a very good artist and his characters are unoriginal Sonic recolors and then he proceeded to go to buy some REAL ART SUPPLIES and do an even shittier (!) version of Sonichu and Rosechu. He's like 45 too. Unfunny but still weird and unbelievable. He has some degrees from Patriot Bible University or something up on his wall, too. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 13:25, 21 November 2009 (CET)
:* Which video is this? [[User:Glorious Tentacularity|Glorious Tentacularity]] 13:34, 21 November 2009 (CET)
::*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wcy9ih1Zz4M His commentary on Chris] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5g19a-A7Mk his shitty fancomic]. From what I can gather he's a lonely middle aged accountant with some kind of cool autism spectrum disorder. He makes YouTube videos and sometimes gets attention because he put "Jesus" or "Mohammad" in the title. He offers Chris advice on life and art in the first video, like Chris will give a shit about what he (or anyone else) says. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 14:36, 21 November 2009 (CET)
*The reason it's featured is because he's a guy who takes this drama super serious and it's amusing. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:04, 22 November 2009 (CET)

==Hellsing==
This is probably the stupidest video ever. Seven minutes of TL;DW, and I've been known to sit through some [[List of Videos|abysmal shit]]. If we're looking for critical commentary by other fat basement dwellers, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DivNbXzUJ0 this guy] is way more thorough--his <s>'epic rant'</s> tard rage lasted for FIVE parts. --[[User:Umad|Umad]] 00:31, 8 January 2010 (UTC)
*Counterpoint: This guy appears to be wearing a medallion, so maybe he knows what he's talking about. --[[User:Umad|Umad]] 00:40, 8 January 2010 (UTC) (edited by [[User:Umad|Umad]], toning down my own rhetoric)
*Goddamnit, he obviously doesn't know shit about Chris-Chan, other than some basic facts he skimmed off his ED page or something - shit that everyone and [[Vivian|their hamster]] know about. After seeing the ending of the video - I realized that it's just a goddamn plug for the CWCki, that he made, in hopes of getting us to think that he is some awesome motherfucker, and subscribe to him. I've seen some videos he's done previously too - he's a fucking retard. --[[User:NeoShadow|NeoShadow]] 13:48, 8 January 2010 (UTC)
:*Watch closely - he bases most of this off the CWCki. His list of people Chris has made death threats to is the same as in [[Death threats]]. The comment about Chris being "racist, homophobic..." and so forth is the same order as from the [[Christian Weston Chandler]] article. Yeah, he's a fatty but unlike other Internet ranters who just watch a single Chris video and decide to babble on about Chris ("WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH THIS GUY? HE MUST BE LIKE, 40 YEARS OLD! AND WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH HIS SONIC MEDALLION, EH?") he actually bothered to do some homework, via the CWCki.
::Find a better video that reflects the now and replace it if this one bothers you.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:42, 8 January 2010 (UTC)
:*I couldn't care less about Captain Guido, in my corner of the world we have a maxim:"There's no such thing as bad publicity". Our real problem is that we are still on the fringe of the internet. Few conventional media would dare to touch Chris's story. Because of this, I am glad for any plug we can get. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 14:35, 8 January 2010 (UTC)
::*I've no major objections, but I have to say that the Cleveland Show parody we had before was badass. --[[User:Sonicow|Sonicow]] 16:37, 8 January 2010 (UTC)

==Hot off the Presses==
<s>{{:#ev:youtube|NP9PTU5pyNY}} --[[User:Umad|Umad]] 23:55, 9 January 2010 (UTC)</s>
{{#ev:youtube|RZelFvv2pas}} --OH SHI! Never mind, this is better. --[[User:Umad|Umad]] 02:35, 10 January 2010 (UTC)

== A Guide to Editing Video of the Now ==

Since I don't always feel like editing the Video of the Now, I'm going to start letting others do it. But here's a tip on what makes a good video of the now and what doesn't.

As with the [[:Template:Quote of the now|Quote of the now]], the Video of the Now should reflect The Now - the current state of Chris. So if Chris is raging at people, find some remix video of Chris angry, not some random YouTube rant about Chris from a year ago.

Usually if [[Vivian]] puts out something, it's cool to feature it. Or if a "notable" troll like Chris's current troll releases something, that's usually a good choice as well.

Remixes, music videos, etc. are fun things to have as well.

Try not to use Chris videos unless you absolutely must - obviously Chris's own videos can reflect the now but it's rather unoriginal and people are going to see those videos in the articles anyways.

Pro tip on how to find stuff - look at Krapple or PVCC. Just rip off what's being discussed there, ideally videos people are saying are good.

Oh, and frequency - try not to edit it more than once a day, unless something epic happens like an audio gets released and you want to feature a YouTube version of it. I've had that happen - I post a video, and then something even better comes along. Ideally try to update this at least once a week, if not sooner. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:16, 6 February 2010 (UTC)

== Suggestion ==

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2yasF8ngxU --[[User:One With The Lulz|One With The Lulz]] 21:21, 8 June 2010 (UTC)

== How about xLmWmmH_8OE ? ==

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLmWmmH_8OE --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 07:48, 14 September 2010 (PDT)
:Amused me. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 07:53, 14 September 2010 (PDT)

== Should we be updating with the new Trollhunter episodes, until Chris comes back or something else interesting happens? ==

I find these vids quite amusing myself. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 09:19, 11 December 2010 (PST)
:[encyclopediadramatica.com Here you go.] If Chris mentions him, we can add him. Otherwise, we'd have to add pages for every preteen who ever posted a video directed at Chris. He doesn't seem too bad, but the floodgates must remain closed, lest our fort be flooded with magma. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 10:33, 11 December 2010 (PST)
::I meant Videos of the now. Obviously. Sherlock. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 08:06, 12 December 2010 (PST)
:::Yeah, sorry, when I wrote that I was tired as fuck. I guess I don't really have a problem with it. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 07:05, 13 December 2010 (PST)

== I thought that the admin said we could add videos ==

I'm new as a user on the CWCKIPEDIA, and I added my video to the video of the now (admin said we could post videos) then it got deleted then restored to the one before 5 minutes later. --[[User:Shadupp|Shadupp]] 7:30 PM, 19 December 2010 (CET)
*1. "As with the [[:Template:Quote of the now|Quote of the now]], the Video of the Now should reflect The Now - the current state of Chris."

:2. Your vid is basically the same vid, just with a single graphic and slightly different sound. It isn't really the stuff that gets featured.

:3. Adding yourself into pages when you've just uploaded the vid is low-tier. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 17:46, 19 December 2010 (PST)

-I'm sorry. I'm new so I'm not used to these kind of sites. [[User:Shadupp|Shadupp]] 20:12, 19 December 2010 (CST)

Template talk:Video of the now

2010-12-20T01:32:44Z

Shadupp:

== I thought that the admin said we could add videos ==

I'm new as a user on the CWCKIPEDIA, and I added my video to the video of the now (admin said we could post videos) then it got deleted then restored to the one before 5 minutes later. --[[User:Shadupp|Shadupp]] 7:30 PM, 19 December 2010 (CET)

== The current vid sucks ==

No, really. --[[User:Sonijew|Sonijew]] 12:34, 21 November 2009 (CET)
* A little background: on that guy's YouTube channel a couple months back that guy made a TOTAL SERIOS video about how Chris isn't a very good artist and his characters are unoriginal Sonic recolors and then he proceeded to go to buy some REAL ART SUPPLIES and do an even shittier (!) version of Sonichu and Rosechu. He's like 45 too. Unfunny but still weird and unbelievable. He has some degrees from Patriot Bible University or something up on his wall, too. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 13:25, 21 November 2009 (CET)
:* Which video is this? [[User:Glorious Tentacularity|Glorious Tentacularity]] 13:34, 21 November 2009 (CET)
::*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wcy9ih1Zz4M His commentary on Chris] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5g19a-A7Mk his shitty fancomic]. From what I can gather he's a lonely middle aged accountant with some kind of cool autism spectrum disorder. He makes YouTube videos and sometimes gets attention because he put "Jesus" or "Mohammad" in the title. He offers Chris advice on life and art in the first video, like Chris will give a shit about what he (or anyone else) says. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 14:36, 21 November 2009 (CET)
*The reason it's featured is because he's a guy who takes this drama super serious and it's amusing. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:04, 22 November 2009 (CET)

==Hellsing==
This is probably the stupidest video ever. Seven minutes of TL;DW, and I've been known to sit through some [[List of Videos|abysmal shit]]. If we're looking for critical commentary by other fat basement dwellers, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DivNbXzUJ0 this guy] is way more thorough--his <s>'epic rant'</s> tard rage lasted for FIVE parts. --[[User:Umad|Umad]] 00:31, 8 January 2010 (UTC)
*Counterpoint: This guy appears to be wearing a medallion, so maybe he knows what he's talking about. --[[User:Umad|Umad]] 00:40, 8 January 2010 (UTC) (edited by [[User:Umad|Umad]], toning down my own rhetoric)
*Goddamnit, he obviously doesn't know shit about Chris-Chan, other than some basic facts he skimmed off his ED page or something - shit that everyone and [[Vivian|their hamster]] know about. After seeing the ending of the video - I realized that it's just a goddamn plug for the CWCki, that he made, in hopes of getting us to think that he is some awesome motherfucker, and subscribe to him. I've seen some videos he's done previously too - he's a fucking retard. --[[User:NeoShadow|NeoShadow]] 13:48, 8 January 2010 (UTC)
:*Watch closely - he bases most of this off the CWCki. His list of people Chris has made death threats to is the same as in [[Death threats]]. The comment about Chris being "racist, homophobic..." and so forth is the same order as from the [[Christian Weston Chandler]] article. Yeah, he's a fatty but unlike other Internet ranters who just watch a single Chris video and decide to babble on about Chris ("WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH THIS GUY? HE MUST BE LIKE, 40 YEARS OLD! AND WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH HIS SONIC MEDALLION, EH?") he actually bothered to do some homework, via the CWCki.
::Find a better video that reflects the now and replace it if this one bothers you.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:42, 8 January 2010 (UTC)
:*I couldn't care less about Captain Guido, in my corner of the world we have a maxim:"There's no such thing as bad publicity". Our real problem is that we are still on the fringe of the internet. Few conventional media would dare to touch Chris's story. Because of this, I am glad for any plug we can get. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 14:35, 8 January 2010 (UTC)
::*I've no major objections, but I have to say that the Cleveland Show parody we had before was badass. --[[User:Sonicow|Sonicow]] 16:37, 8 January 2010 (UTC)

==Hot off the Presses==
<s>{{:#ev:youtube|NP9PTU5pyNY}} --[[User:Umad|Umad]] 23:55, 9 January 2010 (UTC)</s>
{{#ev:youtube|RZelFvv2pas}} --OH SHI! Never mind, this is better. --[[User:Umad|Umad]] 02:35, 10 January 2010 (UTC)

== A Guide to Editing Video of the Now ==

Since I don't always feel like editing the Video of the Now, I'm going to start letting others do it. But here's a tip on what makes a good video of the now and what doesn't.

As with the [[:Template:Quote of the now|Quote of the now]], the Video of the Now should reflect The Now - the current state of Chris. So if Chris is raging at people, find some remix video of Chris angry, not some random YouTube rant about Chris from a year ago.

Usually if [[Vivian]] puts out something, it's cool to feature it. Or if a "notable" troll like Chris's current troll releases something, that's usually a good choice as well.

Remixes, music videos, etc. are fun things to have as well.

Try not to use Chris videos unless you absolutely must - obviously Chris's own videos can reflect the now but it's rather unoriginal and people are going to see those videos in the articles anyways.

Pro tip on how to find stuff - look at Krapple or PVCC. Just rip off what's being discussed there, ideally videos people are saying are good.

Oh, and frequency - try not to edit it more than once a day, unless something epic happens like an audio gets released and you want to feature a YouTube version of it. I've had that happen - I post a video, and then something even better comes along. Ideally try to update this at least once a week, if not sooner. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:16, 6 February 2010 (UTC)

== Suggestion ==

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2yasF8ngxU --[[User:One With The Lulz|One With The Lulz]] 21:21, 8 June 2010 (UTC)

== How about xLmWmmH_8OE ? ==

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLmWmmH_8OE --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 07:48, 14 September 2010 (PDT)
:Amused me. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 07:53, 14 September 2010 (PDT)

== Should we be updating with the new Trollhunter episodes, until Chris comes back or something else interesting happens? ==

I find these vids quite amusing myself. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 09:19, 11 December 2010 (PST)
:[encyclopediadramatica.com Here you go.] If Chris mentions him, we can add him. Otherwise, we'd have to add pages for every preteen who ever posted a video directed at Chris. He doesn't seem too bad, but the floodgates must remain closed, lest our fort be flooded with magma. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 10:33, 11 December 2010 (PST)
::I meant Videos of the now. Obviously. Sherlock. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 08:06, 12 December 2010 (PST)
:::Yeah, sorry, when I wrote that I was tired as fuck. I guess I don't really have a problem with it. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 07:05, 13 December 2010 (PST)

Template:Video of the now

2010-12-20T01:17:49Z

Shadupp:

<center>{{#ev:youtube|41bxbOgl2OA}}</center>
<noinclude>{{clear}}{{Usage|1= This template sits pride of place on the CWCki [[Main Page]]. It is used to display a video, which is normally related to recent Chris activity - or in quieter times - amusing fan-created content. Suggestions for new videos of the now can be discussed on [[Template talk:Video of the now|this template's talk page]].}}[[Category:Front page templates]]</noinclude>

CWC More Than A Feeling

2010-12-20T00:56:57Z

Shadupp: /* Fan videos */

[[Image:CWCvsIanGuitar.jpg|thumb|KNOW THE DIFFERENCE]]

On 29 [[July 2009]], [[Chris]] uploaded "'''CWC More Than A Feeling'''", a music video of him playing ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' to the song "More Than A Feeling" by Boston. In short, it's over five minutes of him just playing with his [[Gitar of Fail|gitar]], slapping on the whammy bar like a maniac. Notably, Chris's goatee is not present, suggesting the video was filmed a considerable time before being made public.
{{clear}}
==Video==
<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = More than a feeling
| image = {{#ev:youtube|9s-6RpYdQyc}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 29 July 2009
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = [[Image:Music.png]] Music
| Saga = [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] [[Liquid]]
| Shirt = Some red shirt with white stripes
| previous = [[I Am The TRUE, Original CCWC]]
| next = [[CWC Update 29 July 2009]]
}} </center>

==Highlights==

Unbelievably for a video of [[Chris]] playing ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' for five minutes, there are none.

==Contrast==

[[Liquid Chris]]'s version, right here.

{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = More Than A Feeling THE TRUE VERSION by Christian Weston Chandler (CWC)
| video = {{#ev:youtube|P6t63XMQfg0}}
| Stardate = 29 [[July 2009]]
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = {{Music}} Music
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC_Videos,_June-July_2009#That_Slanderous_Clyde_Cash_is_Harassing_me_Again|That Slanderous Clyde Cash is Harassing me Again]]
| next = [[CWC_Update_29_July_2009#Liquid.27s_response|Christian Weston Chandler (Ricardo) Hablar con el Impostor, And MANY OTHER NOTIFICATIONS!]]
}}

[''CChanSonichuCWC makes the [[Claw of Fail]], then clenches it into a fist'']

[''CChanSonichuCWC plays the song flawlessly on a TRUE and HONEST guitar'']

(''angrily'') Take that, impostor!

==Fan videos==

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Chris Chan - MOAR THEN A FEELIN' (2010 Remaster)
| video = {{#ev:youtube|41bxbOgl2OA}}
| Stardate = 19 December 2010
| Maker = shadupp
| Subject = Chris and Guitar Hero
| Video Type = Music video
| Other Info =
}}

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[I Am The TRUE, Original CCWC]]|nextlink=[[CWC Update 29 July 2009]]|}}
{{Music Videos}}

[[Category:Music Videos]]

[[Category: Chris-chan videos, July 2009| 2009-07-29]]
[[Category:Liquid Saga videos| 2009-07-29]]

CWC More Than A Feeling

2010-12-20T00:55:38Z

Shadupp:

[[Image:CWCvsIanGuitar.jpg|thumb|KNOW THE DIFFERENCE]]

On 29 [[July 2009]], [[Chris]] uploaded "'''CWC More Than A Feeling'''", a music video of him playing ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' to the song "More Than A Feeling" by Boston. In short, it's over five minutes of him just playing with his [[Gitar of Fail|gitar]], slapping on the whammy bar like a maniac. Notably, Chris's goatee is not present, suggesting the video was filmed a considerable time before being made public.
{{clear}}
==Video==
<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = More than a feeling
| image = {{#ev:youtube|9s-6RpYdQyc}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 29 July 2009
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = [[Image:Music.png]] Music
| Saga = [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] [[Liquid]]
| Shirt = Some red shirt with white stripes
| previous = [[I Am The TRUE, Original CCWC]]
| next = [[CWC Update 29 July 2009]]
}} </center>

==Highlights==

Unbelievably for a video of [[Chris]] playing ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' for five minutes, there are none.

==Contrast==

[[Liquid Chris]]'s version, right here.

{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = More Than A Feeling THE TRUE VERSION by Christian Weston Chandler (CWC)
| video = {{#ev:youtube|P6t63XMQfg0}}
| Stardate = 29 [[July 2009]]
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = {{Music}} Music
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC_Videos,_June-July_2009#That_Slanderous_Clyde_Cash_is_Harassing_me_Again|That Slanderous Clyde Cash is Harassing me Again]]
| next = [[CWC_Update_29_July_2009#Liquid.27s_response|Christian Weston Chandler (Ricardo) Hablar con el Impostor, And MANY OTHER NOTIFICATIONS!]]
}}

[''CChanSonichuCWC makes the [[Claw of Fail]], then clenches it into a fist'']

[''CChanSonichuCWC plays the song flawlessly on a TRUE and HONEST guitar'']

(''angrily'') Take that, impostor!

==Fan videos==

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Chris Chan - MOAR THEN A FEELIN' (2010 Remaster)
| video = {{#ev:youtube|41bxbOgl2OA}}
| Stardate = 19 December 2010
| Maker = shadupp
| Subject =
| Video Type = Music video
| Other Info = Remade with Guitar Hero Overlay & Remastered Sound for viewing pleasure.
}}

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[I Am The TRUE, Original CCWC]]|nextlink=[[CWC Update 29 July 2009]]|}}
{{Music Videos}}

[[Category:Music Videos]]

[[Category: Chris-chan videos, July 2009| 2009-07-29]]
[[Category:Liquid Saga videos| 2009-07-29]]