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<p>Shearod: Changed date format.</p> <hr /> <div>The following videos were uploaded by [[Liquid Chris]] during [[June 2009|June]] and [[July 2009]].<br /> <br /> ==Antebellum Messages==<br /> <br /> The following videos were made before [[Ian Brandon Anderson|Solid Chris]] discovered and denounced [[Liquid Chris]], and are mostly topical parodies of Solid's videos from the same timeframe. <br /> <br /> ===CWC: I Have Returned To Youtube!!===<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/Liquid<br /> | name = CWC: I Have Returned To Youtube!!<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|k_4QUnYoQ4Q}}<br /> | Stardate = 21 June 2009 <br /> | Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]<br /> | Subject Matter = {{Galpals}}Galpal<br /> | Performance Style = {{Reason}}Reason<br /> | Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown<br /> | Other = Liquid's first video after his &quot;return&quot; to YouTube.<br /> | previous = n/a<br /> | next = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, June-July 2009#New Christian Weston Chandler Video featuring the Hit Song &quot;So Need a Cute Girl&quot; by CWC|New Christian Weston Chandler Video featuring the Hit Song &quot;So Need a Cute Girl&quot; by CWC]]<br /> }}<br /> '''VIDEO DESCRIPTION:'''<br /> {{quotebox|I am Christian Weston Chandler, creator of Sonichu and Rosechu. This is my First Video in a Long Time and it is because I was Uploading more videos to Youtube recently, but due to their HONEST CONTENT they were DELETED before any of my fans could SEE THEM!}}<br /> <br /> ===New Christian Weston Chandler Video featuring the Hit Song &quot;So Need a Cute Girl&quot; by CWC===<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/Liquid<br /> | name = New Christian Weston Chandler Video featuring the Hit Song &quot;So Need a Cute Girl&quot; by CWC<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|VfM9Q73lBjg}}<br /> | Stardate = 30 June 2009 <br /> | Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]<br /> | Subject Matter = {{Music}}Music<br /> | Performance Style = {{Rage}}Angry {{Crazy}}Crazy<br /> | Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown<br /> | Other = Dedicated to [[Spazkid]]<br /> | previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, June-July 2009#CWC: I Have Returned To Youtube!!|CWC: I Have Returned To Youtube!!]]<br /> | next = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, June-July 2009#Update: I am Still the Real Christian Weston Chandler Despite LIES AND SLANDER. Also, Some Fan Art|Update: I am Still the Real Christian Weston Chandler Despite LIES AND SLANDER. Also, Some Fan Art]]<br /> }}<br /> '''VIDEO DESCRIPTION:'''<br /> {{quotebox|Hello to all the Sonichu Loyal Fans out there, waitng on Poor Ol' Me to make a video for y'all. Here's da update and NO I will NOT COMMENT ANYMORE on the Clyde Controversy. Stay Safe, and Straight.<br /> <br /> PS: No updates on my Future Sweetheart Hayden Panettiere, yet, so do'nt ask. Peace}}<br /> <br /> ===Update: I am Still the Real Christian Weston Chandler Despite LIES AND SLANDER. Also, Some Fan Art===<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/Liquid<br /> | name = Update: I am Still the Real Christian Weston Chandler Despite LIES AND SLANDER. Also, Some Fan Art <br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|ue8vX0p6dew}}<br /> | Stardate = 3 July 2009<br /> | Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]<br /> | Subject Matter = {{Trollsicon}}[[Trolls]] {{Fanart}}[[Fan:Index|Fan Art]]<br /> | Performance Style = {{Rage}}Angry {{Reason}}Reason<br /> | Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown<br /> | Other = First video, where he denounces the [[Ian Brandon Anderson|troll]] pretending to be him.<br /> | previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, June-July 2009#New Christian Weston Chandler Video featuring the Hit Song &quot;So Need a Cute Girl&quot; by CWC|New Christian Weston Chandler Video featuring the Hit Song &quot;So Need a Cute Girl&quot; by CWC]]<br /> | next = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, June-July 2009#Christian Chandler (CWC) Presents: A Music Remix from my New Gal-Pal|Christian Chandler (CWC) Presents: A Music Remix from my New Gal-Pal]]<br /> }}<br /> '''VIDEO DESCRIPTION:'''<br /> {{quotebox|Hey y'all, do not pay any attention to those DENOUNCED fakeries on My Former Account. They are patently false, and I still am looking for a Boyfriend-free Gal Pal. Also, I have Some Fan Art to show y'all that I have gotten over the last few days from the Loyal Base.}}<br /> <br /> ===Christian Chandler (CWC) Presents: A Music Remix from my New Gal-Pal===<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/Liquid<br /> | name = Christian Chandler (CWC) Presents: A Music Remix from my New Gal-Pal <br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|SRyBSpRMv_o}}<br /> | Stardate = 5 July 2009 <br /> | Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]<br /> | Subject Matter = {{Trollsicon}}[[Trolls]] {{Music}}Music<br /> | Other = Musical number / remix of a video made by the [[Ian Brandon Anderson|troll]]<br /> | previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, June-July 2009#Update: I am Still the Real Christian Weston Chandler Despite LIES AND SLANDER. Also, Some Fan Art|Update: I am Still the Real Christian Weston Chandler Despite LIES AND SLANDER. Also, Some Fan Art]]<br /> | next = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, June-July 2009#ECV 00120 Christian Weston Chandler Threatens A TROLL, TO BACK OFF!!|ECV 00120 Christian Weston Chandler Threatens A TROLL, TO BACK OFF!!]]<br /> }}<br /> '''VIDEO DESCRIPTION:'''<br /> {{quotebox|Hello, all, I have been Correponding with a New Friend and Gal-pal who has Asked me to put this on my Channel. Seeing as I have yet to Get One Ounce of Vagina, I must follow her Every Wish. Peace.<br /> <br /> CWC}}<br /> <br /> ===ECV 00120 Christian Weston Chandler Threatens A TROLL, TO BACK OFF!!===<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/Liquid<br /> | name = ECV 00120 Christian Weston Chandler Threatens A TROLL, TO BACK OFF!!<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|hWKf5whM2JA}}<br /> | Stardate = 11 July 2009 <br /> | Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]<br /> | Subject Matter = {{Homos}}[[Homos]] {{Violence}}Threats<br /> | Performance Style = {{Rage}}[[Rage]] {{Crazy}}Crazy<br /> | Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown<br /> | Other = Video is directed at Chris Crocker<br /> | previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, June-July 2009#Christian Chandler (CWC) Presents: A Music Remix from my New Gal-Pal|Christian Chandler (CWC) Presents: A Music Remix from my New Gal-Pal]]<br /> | next = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, June-July 2009#Now Selling the OFFICIAL and ORIGINAL SONICHU Merchandise of CWC, NO FAKERIES OR IMPOSTORY|Now Selling the OFFICIAL and ORIGINAL SONICHU Merchandise of CWC, NO FAKERIES OR IMPOSTORY]]<br /> }}<br /> '''VIDEO DESCRIPTION:'''<br /> {{quotebox|This user has Harassed me for such that long time, please Hack His Account for REVENGE. CWC}}<br /> <br /> ==The CWCivil War==<br /> <br /> ===Now Selling the OFFICIAL and ORIGINAL SONICHU Merchandise of CWC, NO FAKERIES OR IMPOSTORY===<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/Liquid<br /> | name = Now Selling the OFFICIAL and ORIGINAL SONICHU Merchandise of CWC, NO FAKERIES OR IMPOSTORY<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|bW6Ki-RH2M8}}<br /> | Stardate = 21 July 2009 <br /> | Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]<br /> | Subject Matter = {{Comics}}[[Comics]] and Merchendise<br /> | Performance Style = {{Reason}}Reason<br /> | Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown<br /> | previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, June-July 2009#ECV 00120 Christian Weston Chandler Threatens A TROLL, TO BACK OFF!!|ECV 00120 Christian Weston Chandler Threatens A TROLL, TO BACK OFF!!]]<br /> | next = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, June-July 2009#Now Introducing Christian Weston Chandler's CWCville Outlet Shopping and Deluxe Department Bureau|Now Introducing Christian Weston Chandler's CWCville Outlet Shopping and Deluxe Department Bureau]]<br /> }}<br /> '''VIDEO DESCRIPTION:'''<br /> {{quotebox|Hello, Loyal Sonichu Fanbase, I went to Otackon Last Weekend and Made A Lot of MONEY off of my Official Stuff. I will set a Website up soon with Buying Information.}}<br /> <br /> ===Now Introducing Christian Weston Chandler's CWCville Outlet Shopping and Deluxe Department Bureau===<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/Liquid<br /> | name = Now Introducing Christian Weston Chandler's CWCville Outlet Shopping and Deluxe Department Bureau<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|YTRMaMlzEVM}}<br /> | Stardate = 23 July 2009 <br /> | Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]<br /> | Subject Matter = {{Comics}}Merchendise {{Website}}Online Store {{Galpals}}Galpal<br /> | Performance Style = {{Reason}}Reason<br /> | Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown<br /> | Other = This video marks the first appearance of [[Kacey]].<br /> | previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, June-July 2009#Now Selling the OFFICIAL and ORIGINAL SONICHU Merchandise of CWC, NO FAKERIES OR IMPOSTORY|Now Selling the OFFICIAL and ORIGINAL SONICHU Merchandise of CWC, NO FAKERIES OR IMPOSTORY]]<br /> | next = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, June-July 2009#A Preview of a Surprise|A Preview of a Surprise]]<br /> }}<br /> '''VIDEO DESCRIPTION:'''<br /> {{quotebox|Hey y'all, don't Worry, the Site will be Up Soon. I am Auctioning a Special Mediallion here: *'''EBAY LINK'''* as it has been the TRUE and ORIGINAL medallion before, and it is For Sale For a Good Cause: Children with Cancer.<br /> <br /> Stay True and do not LISTEN to IMPOSTORS. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.<br /> <br /> CWC}}<br /> <br /> ===A Preview of a Surprise===<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/Liquid<br /> | name = A Preview of a Surprise<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|o1xQQQDIZco}}<br /> | Stardate = 24 July 2009 <br /> | Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]<br /> | Subject Matter = {{Comics}}Comic<br /> | Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown<br /> | previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, June-July 2009#Now Introducing Christian Weston Chandler's CWCville Outlet Shopping and Deluxe Department Bureau|Now Introducing Christian Weston Chandler's CWCville Outlet Shopping and Deluxe Department Bureau]]<br /> | next = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, June-July 2009#Christian Weston Chandler's EXCITING ANNOUNCEMENT of SONICHU and Addressing Things|Christian Weston Chandler's EXCITING ANNOUNCEMENT of SONICHU and Addressing Things]]<br /> }}<br /> '''VIDEO DESCRIPTION:'''<br /> {{quotebox|Hi y'all, TRY THIS ON FOR SIZE! Yes, it Is What You Think It Is.<br /> Oh, and Look at this Patriotic Poster Dis'ing the TROLL.<br /> http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/2720/tgtdfw4.jpg<br /> <br /> Stay True.<br /> <br /> CWC}}<br /> <br /> ===Christian Weston Chandler's EXCITING ANNOUNCEMENT of SONICHU and Addressing Things===<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/Liquid<br /> | name = Christian Weston Chandler's EXCITING ANNOUNCEMENT of SONICHU and Addressing Things<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|CTKLStGGOd0}}<br /> | Stardate = 26 July 2009<br /> | Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]<br /> | Subject Matter = {{Comics}}{{Video games}}[[Sonichu (game)|Sonichu Video Game]] {{Galpals}}[[Kacey]] {{Trollsicon}}[[Ian Brandon Anderson]]<br /> | Performance Style = {{Comedy}}Excited, Happy<br /> | Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown<br /> | previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, June-July 2009#A Preview of a Surprise|A Preview of a Surprise]]<br /> | next = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, June-July 2009#NOT Forced to Say this at All...|NOT Forced to Say this at All...]]<br /> }}<br /> '''VIDEO DESCRIPTION:'''<br /> {{quotebox|Hello, again, Loyal Fans,<br /> <br /> It is I again, Christian Weston Chandler. NOT Christopher Christian Weston Chandler as EVERYONE KNOWS I Changed my name FROM Christopher to Christian (PS: That Troll, as Some have now Informed Me, his Real Name is IAN BRANDON ANDERSON). Anyway, I am Working Very Hard on Sonichu 9 and Things may be Progressing Heavily with my new TRUE Gal-Pal Kacey and I. Also, Expect more Announcements of this Developing Caliber in the Future.<br /> <br /> Stay True.<br /> <br /> CWC}}<br /> <br /> ===NOT Forced to Say this at All...===<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/Liquid<br /> | name = NOT Forced to Say this at All...<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|kGl2B4KCQw4}}<br /> | Stardate = 27 July 2009<br /> | Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]<br /> | Subject Matter = {{Trollsicon}}[[Trolls]] {{Homos}}[[Homos]]<br /> | Performance Style = {{Tragedy}}[[Stress]]<br /> | Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown<br /> | previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, June-July 2009#Christian Weston Chandler's EXCITING ANNOUNCEMENT of SONICHU and Addressing Things|Christian Weston Chandler's EXCITING ANNOUNCEMENT of SONICHU and Addressing Things]]<br /> | next = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, June-July 2009#That Slanderous Clyde Cash is Harassing me Again|That Slanderous Clyde Cash is Harassing me Again]]<br /> }}<br /> '''VIDEO DESCRIPTION:'''<br /> {{quotebox|Yes, I am NOT Leaveing Clues in the Video as to what is REALLY Going on. Yes, that is Something I am CERTAINLY NOT Doing.<br /> <br /> CWC}}<br /> <br /> ===That Slanderous Clyde Cash is Harassing me Again===<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/Liquid<br /> | name = That Slanderous Clyde Cash is Harassing me Again<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|bFznS3oVAUo}}<br /> | Stardate = 27 July 2009<br /> | Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]<br /> | Subject Matter = {{Trollsicon}}[[Clyde Cash]]<br /> | Performance Style = {{Smug}}Smug<br /> | Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown<br /> | previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, June-July 2009#NOT Forced to Say this at All...|NOT Forced to Say this at All...]]<br /> | next = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, June-July 2009#More Than A Feeling THE TRUE VERSION by Christian Weston Chandler (CWC)|More Than A Feeling THE TRUE VERSION by Christian Weston Chandler (CWC)]]<br /> }}<br /> '''VIDEO DESCRIPTION:'''<br /> {{quotebox|You Want Proof? Listen to This. http://www.mediafire.com/?llrlpmmemfz<br /> <br /> It's that CLYDE CASH Again, the Very Same who has Been Trolling Me my entire Adult Life}}<br /> <br /> ====The Phone Call with Clyde====<br /> {{Infobox/Audiofile<br /> | name = Clyde Cash blackmails Liquid Chris<br /> | audio = {{#ev:youtube|ctsWybrHU5g}}<br /> | Stardate = 27 July 2009<br /> | Featuring = [[Liquid]], [[Clyde Cash]]<br /> | Subject = Liquid must announce that he's gay, or his mother's retirement fund will be all gone.<br /> | Saga = {{Liquid}}[[Liquid]] Saga<br /> | previous = n/a<br /> | next = n/a<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ===More Than A Feeling THE TRUE VERSION by Christian Weston Chandler (CWC)===<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/Liquid<br /> | name = More Than A Feeling THE TRUE VERSION by Christian Weston Chandler (CWC)<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|44VYnSBqUjo}}<br /> | Stardate = 29 July 2009<br /> | Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]<br /> | Subject Matter = {{Music}}Music<br /> | Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown<br /> | previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, June-July 2009#That Slanderous Clyde Cash is Harassing me Again|That Slanderous Clyde Cash is Harassing me Again]]<br /> | next = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, June-July 2009#Christian Weston Chandler (Ricardo) Hablar con el Impostor, And MANY OTHER NOTIFICATIONS!|Christian Weston Chandler (Ricardo) Hablar con el Impostor, And MANY OTHER NOTIFICATIONS!]]<br /> }}<br /> '''VIDEO DESCRIPTION:'''<br /> {{quotebox|The IMPOSTOR Ian Brandon Anderson (Possibly Clyde Cash) sent me THIS:<br /> <br /> &quot;You are NOT GOING TO REPLY, Much less COME AND FACE ME!<br /> <br /> If You Can Not even TAKE THE TIME TO ACCEPT MY CHALLENGE, then I'm just going to have to REPORT YOUR SORRY ASS TO MY DETECTIVE; HE WILL BE ON YOUR SORRY ONE FASTER than a Sonic-Boom. Nice Doll.<br /> <br /> <br /> &lt;p&gt;Christian Weston Chandler&lt;/p&gt;<br /> &lt;p&gt;14 Branchland Ct.&lt;/p&gt;<br /> &lt;p&gt;Ruckersville, Virginia 22968&lt;/p&gt;<br /> &lt;p&gt;434-990-0198&lt;/p&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> CALL MY HOUSE, LEAVE YOUR NUMBER, AND TALK TO ME LIKE A MAN!<br /> If you remain a Cowardly Weakling, You will just have to RETURN To the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens. What &quot;class&quot; there was it you enrolled in again? Major In DUUUHHHHHH!!!?&quot;<br /> <br /> HE DIDN'T EVEN SIGN IT AT THE END. What a TROLL.<br /> <br /> Also, Shout-Out to my Sweet Peach, Kacey, I will Post her Account Later.<br /> <br /> CWC}}<br /> <br /> ===Christian Weston Chandler (Ricardo) Hablar con el Impostor, And MANY OTHER NOTIFICATIONS!===<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/Liquid<br /> | name = Christian Weston Chandler (Ricardo) Hablar con el Impostor, And MANY OTHER NOTIFICATIONS!<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|bGrJVjIn-Hw}}<br /> | Stardate = 31 July 2009<br /> | Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]<br /> | Subject Matter = {{Galpals}}[[Kacey]] {{Autism}}[[Autism]] {{Trollsicon}}[[Clyde Cash]] {{Comics}}{{Video games}}[[Sonichu (game)|Sonichu Video Game]]<br /> | Performance Style = {{Comedy}}[[Random Access Humor]] {{Rage}}Angry {{Reason}}Reason {{Smug}}Smug<br /> | Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown<br /> | previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, June-July 2009#More Than A Feeling THE TRUE VERSION by Christian Weston Chandler (CWC)|More Than A Feeling THE TRUE VERSION by Christian Weston Chandler (CWC)]]<br /> | next = [[SingStar_Challenge_Round_1#CChanSonichuCWC.27s_Entry|C.W.C. SingStar Challenge #1: You're Pitiful Weird Al Yankovic]]<br /> }}<br /> '''VIDEO DESCRIPTION:'''<br /> {{quotebox|Bonjour, Loyal Amigos. (Random-Access Humor Joke!)<br /> <br /> I am Successful as Ever and no TROLLS and their Cohorts will OVERTAKE Me. He is TROLLIN' STUPID. Also, MidnightKissable (Kacey, my Heartsweet) I LOVE YOU!<br /> <br /> Clyde Cash is a Good Man.<br /> <br /> Stay True, and Peace! And Love.<br /> <br /> CWC}}<br /> <br /> {{succession|label=[[Liquid Chris|CWCivil War!]]|prevlink=NONE|nextlink=[[SingStar Challenge]]|}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Trolls]]<br /> [[Category:Liquid Saga]]</div>

Shearod https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=TrollBusters&diff=160937 2012-06-10T14:15:15Z

<p>Shearod: </p> <hr /> <div>[[File:Tb.PNG|thumb|250px|Not coming to a TV near you.]]<br /> <br /> {{Quote|And with that, I will propose Internet securities, reinforced by the FBI, and there will be patrol stations of the Trollbusters around these United States. Any repor-, any troll activity that you may be suspicious of an individual, you report to your local authority! And they will tell, and then they will inform the local FBI station within that state. And then they will investigate thoroughly! Over the wireless that is called the Internet! And they will trace the e-mails back to the origin home address or location. And they will be apprehended and fined or sentenced, depending on how CRUEL they are to the victim.|Chris&lt;ref&gt;[[A Public Announcement for Congress]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> The '''TrollBusters''' was a stupid idea [[Chris]] developed in late [[2010]]: an organization dedicated to eliminating those who [[troll]] him, recruited from ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' [[Fanbase|fans]]. The whole thing was a clear ripoff of ''[[Ghostbusters]]''.<br /> <br /> ==Organization==<br /> [[Image:Whoyougonnacall.jpg|thumb|Cyber-Bullying and Trolling are NOT Cool!]]<br /> Chris hoped to found a worldwide anti-trolling movement, &quot;to put a stop to bullying and cyber-bullying.&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW]]&lt;/ref&gt; He launched it on 26 [[September 2010]]&lt;ref&gt;[[Anti Troll Movement Video1]]&lt;/ref&gt; and in an announcement for the [[Wikipedia:President of the United States|Presidency]] said that, if elected, he would create local TrollBuster stations.&lt;ref&gt;[[A Public Announcement for Congress]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> ==Comic==<br /> Chris planned a pilot issue for a ''TrollBusters'' comic. [[Jackie]] suggested this as a plot: &quot;''the victim was called to go on a first date with a girl at [[burger king]]. but when he got there, turned out it was a plot. it was [[troll]]s who wanted to steal his pendant, which was a family heirloom handed down for generations and so the trollbusters have to go hunt down the thieves and get it back and at the end they find out that the trolls they beat were just flunkies of more powerful trolls that they would face in the future. i figure its kind of something you could relate to because [[Blanca|trolls]] tried to get your [[medallion]], so your feelings could go into it easier.&quot;'' The trolls are from &quot;[[Molvania|Trollvania]].&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[[Jackie Chat 3]]&lt;/ref&gt; <br /> <br /> ===The TrollBusters===<br /> *'''Cal'''<br /> *'''Dee Dee''' (a.k.a. '''Dee&lt;sup&gt;2&lt;/sup&gt;''')<br /> *'''Christian Weston Chandler'''&lt;ref&gt;[[Jackie E-mails 15]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> The TrollBusters have use of a &quot;TrollBuster Truck (a cleaned and souped-up Garbage Truck)&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[[Jackie E-mails 15]]&lt;/ref&gt;, a &quot;Sponsored Private Plane,&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[[Jackie Chat 3]]&lt;/ref&gt; and a TrollBusters Car.&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:ModNation TrollbustersCar.jpg]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Chris opened by suggesting that:&lt;ref&gt;[[Jackie E-mails 16]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> {{Quotebox|Cal and Dee^2 hanging out in their headquarters in [[Cwcville]], talking about [[Liquid Chris|common Troll Icons]] and [[ED|&quot;Anon&quot; Associations]] of theirs. Other discussion topics of advisement is open for suggestion. They get an [[e-mail]] from [[Chris|a victim]]; Dee^2 traces its origins, googles the victim's name, finds [[ED|the]] [[4chan|various]] [[Trollin Train|forums]] and [[CWCki|such]]. She and Cal traces the origin points of the inputed text on the Forums and such through IP Addresses. Finds the point of [[Clyde Cash|the Head Troll]] of the group, hops into their Truck (depending on the Location of the Troll, in US or out, having to take the Private Plane or not; I'm still deciding on the starting location). After they reach the destination, from their truck, they scan all of the computers in the house of the troll wirelessly; they find the bookmarks leading to the same Forums, history of entered text onto said forums, and [[IRC]] Chat history matching up. They save all of the evidence onto their HDD, then remotely shuts off the [[internet]] for this dude alone. Meanwhile, the perp is inside making another post, and gets interrupted of Loss of Connection, then Cal and Dee^2 force their way in with backup from the [[Jerkops|Police]] and the [[Wikipedia:Federal Bureau of Investigation|F.B.I.]] and catch the [[Troll]] Red-Handed and take him into custody.}}<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:ModNation TrollbusterCal.jpg| Cal in ''[[ModNation Racers]]''<br /> File:ModNation TrollbusterDeeDee.jpg| Dee&lt;sup&gt;2&lt;/sup&gt;<br /> File:ModNation TrollbustersTruck.jpg| Their garbage truck<br /> File:ModNation TrollbustersCar.jpg| Their car<br /> File:ModNation TrollbusterTee.jpg | A T-shirt, for fans who want to use it<br /> File:Tbcar.png|''Road Trip'' edition<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Sources==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> <br /> ==External links==<br /> *[http://internettrollbusters.wordpress.com/ The Troll Busters]<br /> [[Category:Characters]]<br /> [[Category:Trolling]]</div>

Shearod https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Chris_and_his_ego&diff=160930 2012-06-09T11:54:09Z

<p>Shearod: /* Surrendering Information */</p> <hr /> <div>{{quote|Firstly, YOU WISH YOU WERE ME...|Chris, [[Mailbag 10#Rejected Mailbag|Mailbag 10 (Rejected)]]}}<br /> {{quote|For every one that exalteth himself shall be humbled; and he that humbleth himself shall be exalted.|[[Chris and religion|Luke 14:11 (English Revised Version)]], really hitting the nail on the head}}<br /> [[File:0858-Cwcville7.JPG|thumb|Chris's self-image.]]<br /> '''Egotism''', out of all of [[Chris]]'s flaws, is the most important and self-destructive. It is this egotism that may one day lead to someone playing [[Kick the Autistic]] in real life.<br /> <br /> [[Image:SchuComic0P44.jpg|thumb|'''egotism''', (noun): the belief that your pain (getting kicked out of the [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|mall]] for being creepy) trumps all others (divorce and loss of beloved wife, children and home)]]<br /> <br /> ==Origins==<br /> <br /> Why is Chris such an egotist? In his sheltered childhood, his enabling parents taught him to shift blame for all of his troubles to other people. A sense of entitlement, again home-grown, skewed his perception of the proportionality between his [[Stress|problems]] and those of other people. Chris doesn't completely lack empathy; he isn't a sociopath, but the internal 'scale' by which he weighs the importance of himself against others tilts far in his favor. The problem was compounded by his [[autism]], making it difficult for him to understand social cues and relate normally to his peers. [[Chris_and_reality#Outside_of_the_comics|He grew up in a different world.]]<br /> <br /> But that explains why Chris ''was'' an egotist, ''struggled with'' egotism, or ''has tendencies towards'' egotism. While Chris's childhood was less than ideal, it shouldn't have been quite so crippling. Time and experience should have helped temper his ego, but Chris's development appears to have completely stopped altogether. Chris is still an egotist because he lives in a social time capsule that has allowed him to carry on for the better part of a decade without a single life lesson. And he still lives in that time capsule because it is easy, it is comfortable, and people let him.<br /> <br /> ===The enablers===<br /> <br /> [[Image:0063-BobAndBarbaraNewLife.jpg|thumb|Exhibit A]]<br /> <br /> {{quote|Drunk or not, they had me. At an old age where my mother was so close to menopause and my father was a senior citizen. I was truly a miracle.|Chris, [[Mumble 3]]}}<br /> Chris's parents are enablers ''par excellence''. There is no earthly reason why (barring unrelated catastrophes) a thirty-year-old man with autism should live at home with his parents, especially when his autism is as &quot;high functioning&quot; as Chris's activity and his documentation exemplify it to be. Adults with far more crippling mental health problems (from emotional disorders to mental retardation) live far more independently than Chris does, whether alone, alone with supervision, or in group homes.<br /> <br /> For children like Chris, public school special education is generally geared toward helping the child understand how their disorder affects their lives, and what strategies they can use to minimize its impact. This is a well-documented and well-supported strategy, but it relies on &quot;buy-in.&quot; Chris's parents clearly never bought into these strategies, because they never fostered any interest in instilling any form of independence in Chris, thus undermining the entire regimen of special education and ending up with a man-child with entitlement issues.<br /> <br /> ===Monthly tugboat===<br /> <br /> {{Main|Chris and money}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|My father helped me get my Social Security set up; I get more a month than I could at a job.|Chris, taking pride in being a lazy fuck.}} <br /> <br /> Chris receives welfare from the government; a [[monthly tugboat|&quot;monthly tugboat&quot;]] as he calls it. Although intended for people who were unable to work, Chris continues to abuse the welfare system because he is simply unwilling to work on anything except [[mass debating]], playing [[Video games]], and [[Love Quest|stalking young women.]]<br /> <br /> Regardless of whether Chris is abusing the welfare system, his parents are abusing it through him, or the system itself is flawed, the fact remains that the monthly tugboat that he receives is a major factor in making Chris's lifestyle—and thus his world view—sustainable.<br /> <br /> ===Blind luck and the cherry picking fallacy===<br /> <br /> [[Image:SlamAttack.jpg|thumb|Local Boy Levels Up]]<br /> [[Image:391-SchuPVCCArticle.jpg|thumb|left|Article in PVCC's ''Forum'', proof that some people have too much time on their hands]]<br /> [[Image:Famewhore.jpg|thumb|McIntire Park]]<br /> <br /> A [[GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes|contest]] or [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch &amp; Win Sweepstakes|two]] here; a [[Chris Chan in the PokéNews|two-second local TV blip]] there. The results are that outside events most people never experience have stroked Chris's already monstrous ego. <br /> <br /> Consider that Chris has produced a ''huge'' volume of fan mail, letters-to-the-editor, [[Internet]] commentary, and other drivel. Each letter to [[Nintendo]] is a message in a bottle: most of them never return, but the one that does—on an official letterhead, and addressed to Mr. C. W. Chandler—is confirmation of his celebrity.&lt;ref&gt;[[An Official Sonichu Update]]&lt;/ref&gt; <br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Yeah...it says here that, uh, yeah...they—th—it goes on to say that:<br /> <br /> :&quot;Nintendo of America has some of the most devoted, enthusiastic fans of any game developer. Each week, they receive, uh, hundreds of thousands of suggestions about their games and systems. While they would love to, uh, use ideas from f—fa—from fans to develop actual products, due to the volume of the, uh, requests they receive and the resources it would take to process them, they do not accept unsolicited game or product ideas. But they are committed to being at the leading edge of game and hardware development, though, and they can be sure that they are constantly at work developing new and exciting products and game ideas.&quot;<br /> <br /> Now, uh, here's the interesting part...where they quote about how I can actually...go further about ch—about them changing their minds and actually accepting the idea and helping me, uh, makin' it—makin' it totally real...with the video games and the TV animations and the action figures, and...officially-released—my personally-approved... medals... ''[...]'' they say that, uh, the best way to let other fans know about my idea or to generate hype about the future game I'd like to see is to post the ideas to the forums on their sites.}}&lt;br /&gt;<br /> <br /> The concept of form letters does not seem to occur to Chris, who seems to think the letter was written specifically for him. As if Chris didn't think his material was golden to begin with, he got a second nod from ''Nintendo Power'' for his epic [[Animal Crossing Documentary]], and a page in [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]]'s ''Forum'' as icing on the cake. Even before his e-fame, Chris had plenty of evidence to convince himself that he ''was'' creative, and not just a high-volume, whiny jerk that had pestered his way to acknowledgement. As he graduated from PVCC in [[2006]], his writing shows that [[Sonichu]] was, in his mind, already tested: there was just some small threshold of notoriety or connections that needed to be breached, in order to become a true media sensation.<br /> <br /> On top of that, Chris has a huge amount of free time to inject himself into situations like the [[McIntire Park]] meetings, which allows him to cherry-pick more moments of recognition. A tongue-in-cheek acknowledgement by the local council seems cute to us, but is serious business to him. And since Chris cherry-picks only the reinforcement that he wants, his legions of [[troll]]s just add to the fire. Delusion has led him to believe that he has a legion of fans; a few hundred emails in his inbox confirm it.<br /> <br /> ==Narcissistic personality disorder==<br /> <br /> [[Image:Narcissus.jpg|thumb|TRUE and HONEST artist's depiction]]<br /> <br /> It's entirely possible however, that Chris suffers from [[Wikipedia:Narcissistic personality disorder|Narcissistic personality disorder]], whose diagnosis criteria detail many of the characteristics that Chris exhibits.<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders fourth edition, DSM IV-TR, a widely used manual for diagnosing mental disorders, defines narcissistic personality disorder (in Axis II Cluster B) as:<br /> <br /> A pervasive pattern of [[CWCville|grandiosity]] (in fantasy or behavior), [[True and Loyal Fanbase|need]] [[Love Quest|for]] [[Barbara|admiration]], and [[Autism|lack]] [[Chris and remorse|of]] [[Chris and death|empathy]], beginning by [[PVCC|early adulthood]] and present in a variety of contexts, as indicated by five (or more) of the following: <br /> <br /> 1.has a grandiose sense of self-importance (e.g., [[Art|exaggerates]] [[Honor roll|achievements]] [[CADD|and]] [[Sonichu (comic)|talents]], expects to be recognized as superior without [[China|commensurate achievements]])<br /> <br /> 2.is preoccupied with fantasies of [[Sonichu|unlimited success]], [[CWCville|power]], [[Honor roll|brilliance]], [[Chris and fashion|beauty]], or [[Sweetheart from the ground up|ideal love]]<br /> <br /> 3. believes that he or she is [[Autistic|&quot;special&quot;]] and [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|unique]] and can only be understood by, or should associate with, other special or [[Shigeru Miyamoto|high-status people]] (or [[Chris and the industry|institutions]])<br /> <br /> 4. requires excessive [[Fanbase|admiration]]<br /> <br /> 5. has a sense of [[Barbara|entitlement]], i.e., unreasonable expectations of [[Hanky panky|especially]] [[Honor Roll|favorable]] treatment or automatic compliance with his or her expectations<br /> <br /> 6. is interpersonally exploitative, i.e., [[Cole Smithey|takes advantage of others]] to achieve his or her [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|own ends]]<br /> <br /> 7. [[Chris and death|lacks empathy]]: is unwilling to recognize or identify with the [[Megan|feelings and needs]] [[Wallflower|of others]]<br /> <br /> 8. is [[Adam Stackhouse|often envious of others]] or believes [[JERKS|others]] are [[Kick the Autistic|envious]] of him or her<br /> <br /> 9. shows [[Mailbag|arrogant, haughty behaviors or attitudes]]}}<br /> <br /> As you can see, these criteria describe Chris, right down to the sense of entitlement. Then again, many of the symptoms described match a typical diagnosis of autism. He may have both. [http://samvak.tripod.com/journal72.html Further reading is required to confirm the difference.]<br /> <br /> ==Manifestations==<br /> <br /> Chris's egotism manifests itself in many ways.<br /> <br /> ===Unwarranted self-importance===<br /> <br /> [[Image:Apology to Mary Lee.jpg|thumb|Very gracious.]]<br /> {{See also|True and Loyal Fanbase}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|I have had way over a million fans worldwide since I went online in before [[2000]].|-Chris, [[Mailbag 48]]}}<br /> <br /> As overwhelming as Chris's unwarranted self-importance is, it's easy for the novice [[troll|observer]] to get lost in the sea of [[Sonichu]] shit and assume that he's just confident in his e-fame. &quot;Of course,&quot; you say, &quot;he's got a billion hits on [[YouTube]] and a thousand emails in his mailbox. He's going to think he's hot shit, like every other retard on the [[DeviantArt|internet]].&quot;<br /> <br /> But nothing sums up Chris's deep and abiding USI like this missive to [[Mary Lee Walsh]]:&lt;ref&gt;[[Mary Lee Walsh#Emails with Mary|Emails with Mary]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Mary, I've slept on it, and [[Barbara|I have realized that note-hanging is not the way to get attention]]. And I don't really want to meet with either you nor Susan, no offense. I'll tell you what, let's forget the meeting, and if you will allow my newsletter to stay in distribution, I will do all of the following:<br /> <br /> *I will never hang notes on the wall again.<br /> *I'll consider stopping my Silent Treatment on Susan.<br /> *I'll consider knocking you and Susan up my [[scale of Respect]] each by 2 points (0&amp;#61;No Respect...10&amp;#61;Respect).<br /> <br /> Please reply via E-Mail.<br /> <br /> Christian C.}}<br /> <br /> E-fame just adds a whole new dimension. He was a misunderstood genius before; now he's a misunderstood genius with a personal army:<br /> <br /> {{quote|III'M. WOR-KIN'. ON IT! LET ME DO THAT STUPID VIDEO SO I CAN TELL [[True and Loyal Fanbase|E'RRYBODY, IN MY COMMAND]], TO GET EVERYTHIN'- HELP ME GET EVERYTHIN' OFF THE INTERNET!|Chris, [[THAT IS MY HOUSE]]}}<br /> <br /> It's so bad now that when Chris meets someone new who claims not to know who he is, he seems skeptical and surprised.&lt;ref&gt;Exchange with the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]], [[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#Meet the Pickle .2801:21:44 - 01:25:29.29|Emily Date Conversation Transcript]]&lt;/ref&gt; <br /> <br /> {{quote|Y'all should know me by now, but if you don't, I am Christian Weston Chandler, the original creator of Sonichu, the Electric Hedgehog Pokemon, back on March 17th, 2000.|Chris, in his [[CWC's Second Message|second YouTube video]]}}<br /> <br /> The instant-gratification, instant-acknowledgment, and instant-attention—good or bad—that has come with his minor e-fame of the last few years has thoroughly convinced Chris that people ''do'' read everything he writes, and that his YouTube messages ''invariably'' get to his target audience.<br /> <br /> He also describes himself as &quot;managing the varsity team&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_7/Page_22]&lt;/ref&gt; in high school, when actually he was waterboy.<br /> <br /> ===Persecution complex===<br /> <br /> [[Image:Issue4.jpg|thumb|Saint CWC the Martyr.]]<br /> <br /> Chris has a lot of problems, and even the ones he &quot;takes responsibility for&quot; are still out of his hands. His [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|school]] was [[Kick the Autistic|mean to him]], he didn't deserve that [[Song of Christian|F in English]] or the one in [[CADD Chef|CADD]], ''and'' he doesn't deserve the 24/7 [[troll]]ing, among other things.<br /> <br /> And if that wasn't enough, he thinks every authority figure in the land is conspiring against his [[Love Quest]]:<br /> <br /> {{quote|Then in Mid-October, the Quote/Unquote &quot;Dean of Student Services,&quot; Mary Lee Walsh, approached me and pulled my sign away from me and told me, &quot;You're NOT ALLOWED TO FIND TRUE LOVE HERE.&quot; MY HEART WAS SHATTERED that very moment.|Chris, on his [[User:ChrisChanSonichu_profile#Enter_the_Wicked_Witch_of_the_Private_Villa_of_Corrupted_Citizens|Wikipedia userpage]]}}<br /> <br /> It doesn't help that he's engaged in a quagmire of a war against the [[homo]] rumors that those DAMNED TROLLS keep spreading about him, with a second front versus the [[Chris and copyright|copyright]] violating [[Liquid Chris|thieves]].<br /> <br /> {{quote|It's out of my control! I don't know where to go! I DUNNO KNOW WHERE TA GO!|Chris, THAT IS MY HOUSE}}<br /> <br /> After the release of [[100 2178|May 8 video]] in which Chris blames the Greene County's school board for pretty much every misfortune in life (from being banned from [[The GAMe PLACe]], to [[Autism|being the social outcast we all know and hate]]) thereby cementing the notion that Chris will never take responsibility for his actions. The only time Chris had actually stepped up and admitted responsibility was the accidental formatting of his [[PS3]].<br /> <br /> ===Naïveté===<br /> <br /> Chris's simple-mindedness and gullibility are legendary. Like [[George W. Bush]], he only deals in absolutes: either you're with him or you're [[trolls|against him]]. This has been very obvious in his answers to the [[Mailbag]], where he refuses to listen to any talk—even from professionals—about the similarities between [[Asperger Syndrome]] and [[autism]], denies that there are any shortcomings in his [[Sonichu (comic)|work]], and shrugs off any advice about how to improve his health or appearance, labeling anyone who suggests he has any kind of shortcoming a troll.<br /> <br /> Chris equates [[honesty]] with divulging every last detail about his life. Nothing is too candid for Chris- getting haircuts, drinking his own [[navy]], [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|shitting his pants]], or even giving away his phone number and home address! The only thing he hasn't done with wild abandon is give away his social security number and when that happens, it probably won't be a surprise to anybody.<br /> <br /> His gullibility is astounding. No matter how many times it's happened before, Chris is easily led around by trolls promising [[china]] or threatening [[Sonichu|his]] [[Copyright|identity]]. The earlier trolling schemes (such as [[Blanca]], [[PandaHalo]] and [[Jimmy Hill]]) got Chris to jump through hoops and exposed so much information about Chris and his personality that they had to start a [[CWCki|wiki]] to keep track of it all. Another example of Chris' gullibility is one Miss [[Jackie|Jacklyn Romy]], a 'sweetheart' Chris met earlier in 2011. Despite her obviously being a troll (proven by a mysterious leak of videos that were sent only to Jackie on [[February 2012]]), Chris has re-friended her on Facebook after blocking her the previous April. Only time would tell if we end up seeing Chris [[Cosplay|cosplaying]] or [[Cakefarts|making an ass of himself]] again in a video aimed only at Jackie. It's pretty obvious that Chris has only done this because he believes that [[Naive|he'll score with Jackie sooner or later]].<br /> <br /> In [[2009]] and [[2010]], Chris slowly began to &quot;learn&quot; to distrust trolls or to keep more of his [[PSN|information]] secure. However, many of his trolls believe this is akin to putting a shock collar on an animal. Eventually, in order to stop being shocked (not because they actually understand or care) an animal will start doing as it is told.<br /> <br /> ===Hubris: the pride before the fall===<br /> <br /> [[Image:NeitherOfUs.jpg|thumb|It's fair to say that Chris is a narcissist]]<br /> <br /> {{quote|I'd say... I'd say I'm all around. You see, the problem is that I have too many skills that I am good at. You might say that I am a jack of all trades and a master of none.|Chris, [[Mumble 3|right about that last part]]}}<br /> Numerous times, Chris has shown that he believes he has powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal [[slow-in-the-minds|autistics]]. In fact, this attitude has transcended self-confidence and erupted into full-blown hubris: Chris is convinced that his [[Chris and writing|writing]], [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|musical]] [[Guitar Hero|talents]], and [[Chris and art|art]] are not just competitive with his peers, but clearly superior.<br /> <br /> And he doesn't just have the power to create: his is also the power to destroy. This line of thinking is exemplified by Chris's acceptance that [[Ryan Cash]] committed suicide just because he withheld ''Sonichu'' updates, and would worsen when he believed that his [[curse-ye-ha-me-ha|curse]] actually caused [[Liquid Chris]] and [[Mary Lee Walsh]] to have some sort of horror befall them.<br /> <br /> But those are just the most insane moments of cognitive dissonance. What about the time he went into hysterics when he didn't get recognition for his art at high school graduation?<br /> <br /> {{quote|I should have been Highly Recognized for my ARTISTIC TALENTS I showed in my Many Art Classes for the Award Ceremonies before Graduation Day. I felt crestfallen greatly from not getting recognized for any of my Talents. I EXCELLED IN MATH TOO FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!|Chris, on his [[User:ChrisChanSonichu_profile#Graduation|Wikipedia page]]}}<br /> <br /> Or his reaction to losing the [[Adam Stackhouse|Parappa Contest]]?<br /> <br /> {{quote|So that SWORN ON MY AUTISM, JUSTICE WILL BE SERVED TO THE SEVEN PEOPLE OF THOSE FOUR VIDEOS!!!!|Chris, on the [http://web.archive.org/web/20070830114517/http://sonichuchandler.tripod.com/cwcson.htm Sonichu Site]}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:How chris sees himself.jpg|thumb|What Chris sees when he looks in the mirror]]<br /> <br /> All of the above is consistent with the behavior of small children, who, isolated from the real world by a lack of comprehension and limited mobility, believe themselves to be godlike beings. This belief is gradually destroyed as the child goes to school and encounters outside authority, leading to their acknowledgment of the fact that they are, in fact, ordinary people. Of course, since Chris is not only autistic but also [[Barbara|extremely sheltered]], he still manages to cling to this belief by focusing on specific aspects of his life and constructing [[CWCville|elaborate fantasy worlds]]. This is also probably why he sees mundane [[chores]] as [[Father Call|horrific trials of strength and will]]. In psychological terms, this can be referred to as ''psychological neoteny'', which is basically the retention of juvenile traits well into physical maturity.<br /> <br /> Also consistent with his childlike mindset is his apparent belief that he has supernatural powers. In Freudian terms, this is referred to as ''omnipotence of thought''. Basically, in the same way he does with religion, Chris cherry-picks elements of his life in order to validate his fantasy of control, which is more systematically displayed in the Sonichu comics. Taking this into consideration, it's likely that [[Magi-Chan]] is yet another Mary Sue for Chris, serving as a kind of avatar for his desire for ultimate authority. Why he felt it necessary to make [[Reginald Sneasel|yet]] another [[Sonichu (character)|character]] to fill this role is unclear, considering he's already established [[Chris-chan Sonichu|himself]] as the one true God of [[CWCville]].<br /> <br /> Another aspect of Chris's arrogance, and again caused by his childish way of viewing [[Virginia|the world]], is visible in [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9|a phone call]] with Alec Benson Leary, creator of [[Asperchu]]. In the call it is obvious Chris does not follow a mature procedure for developing a stance on issues. Where normally an individual will learn information about the issue and from there decide how they feel about that issue, Chris does it the other way around and decides how he feels about something, then refuses to believe, understand, or even humor any evidence to the contrary. While most people have very strong beliefs in some issues, so much so that they automatically have a prejudice against people believing differently (e.g. [[Barack Obama|politics]], [[religion]], etc.), Chris has this perspective on everything. He takes a position on matters, then finds ways to back it up and ignores all evidence for the opposing viewpoint. This is called a ''[[Wikipedia:confirmation bias|confirmation bias]]''. For example, Chris has decided [[homos]] are bad, so he selectively finds [[Leviticus|information]] that backs up his stance on the matter and ignores anything anyone will tell him about why his homophobia is bad and makes him a bad person. He will then go as far as to pretend he can [[Sonichu_10#Curing_Da_Homos|cure homosexuality]] with his own blood. Unless disliking homosexuals means he [[I'm Sorry, Dude|may not get laid]].<br /> <br /> This is most apparent when he takes two contrary positions about a similar topic. The obvious example of this is Chris's understanding of the way [[parody]] functions. Chris will defend his right to make Sonichu to the hilt by claiming it is a parody, but he then states that Asperchu is a bad thing because it is &quot;parody of a parody&quot;. As you can see, Chris has decided that he has every right to make Sonichu so he backs this up with statements about his right to parody existing trademarked characters, but conversely he has decided Asperchu is bad, so he supports this position by stating it is a parody of his legitimate work.<br /> <br /> A literal example of the 'pride before the fall' would be Chris' series of [[Facebook]] posts between April and June of 2012. In [[April 2012]], Chris believed that he had utterly fooled the trolls when he made a [[Facebook#to_.40cogsdev_from_me.2C_.40CWCSonichu|series]] [[Facebook#Maniacal_Laughter_from_Who_now.3F_Oh.2C_wait.2C_It_Is_ME.21_.3E8D|of]] [[Facebook#Hey.2C_Trollies|posts]] mocking the trolls.He even went so far as to post screenshots of the CWCki forum members talking about it. Note that in several of the screenshots, Chris believed that he had uncovered a scheme to start a poster campaign about him in [[Charlottesville]]. According to his [[Facebook#To_The_Trolls|Facebook post dated 4th June, 2012,]] he had called the [[Jerkops|cops]], and basically admitted that he completely fell for it. He then recorded an [[Voicemail_greeting#4_June_2012|angry voicemail greeting]] before quickly deleting it. Compared to [[Voicemail_greeting#30_April_2012|an earlier voicemail he made]], one can clearly see how humbled he was.<br /> <br /> ===Materialism===<br /> <br /> {{quote|I want Julie! Yeah, love is my first priority, but then- but then I want my stuff back!|Chris, caring more about his precious PSN Account and Sonichu website, more than his [[troll|sweetheart]].}}<br /> <br /> It is clear that Chris is a materialist (a common symptom of Narcissistic Personality Disorder), buying and hoarding large amounts of crap that make him feel good about himself. He may even believe that his unhealthy amount of children's toys might attract a [[sweetheart]], when any human being would clearly see that this man is [[Naïve|delusional]]. He also doesn't seem to have a problem with getting [[money]] for sitting on his ass, claiming he can get more from his [[tugboat]] than he could at an actual job. He has absolutely no concept of money, and believes he is entitled to everything he can buy. This stems from childhood, when Snorlax would take Chris to the toy store and encourage him to talk by giving him toys if he could read their names out loud.&lt;ref&gt;See [[1980s#1989|1989 in Christory]]&lt;/ref&gt; Ever since, he's believed that just by being autistic, he deserves everything he can get his grubby hands on.<br /> <br /> This mixture of compulsive hoarding, compulsive shopping, and autism is bad news all the way. He compulsively hoards all of his toys and video games because he wants to give them to [[Crystal_Weston_Chandler_(daughter)|his daughter]] in the future. He also seems to enjoy collecting things, which may explain why Pokémon appeals to him. Chris compulsively buys everything he can on the PS3, and is more concerned with trophies than actual gameplay. Most of the games he's downloaded have never been played. But the important thing is that he ''has'' it. Hoarding items in cases other than OCD is a sign of intellectual disability in older children. He may have inherited this behavior from his parents.<br /> <br /> ===Tender misanthropy===<br /> <br /> A &quot;tender misanthrope&quot; is, by definition, &quot;someone who despises humanity in general, but is ever ready to make an exception for the ''real'' people&quot;. In other words, an egotist who pretends to be benevolent. While it's obvious that Chris is an egotist, he truly believes that he's benevolent. He is the perfect example of a tender misanthrope, screaming death threats at what he knows of humanity (seeing as the only social contact he gets is from the [[Internet]]) while also believing that he is a kind, loving person who can [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|give advice]] and [[Pedofork|act as a role model for children]].<br /> <br /> Another part of the definition states that &quot;a tender misanthrope feels certain of being able to love real people if only they could be found - or, failing that, [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|to transform existing false people into idealized ''real'' people]] through social and political programs of the tender misanthrope's own making&quot;. The way that Chris treats [[homos]], seeing as he hates them all ([[Mailbag_53#Well,_that_makes_everything_better!|no matter what he says]]) and wants to turn them straight by placing them into co-ed prisons, reprogramming them into straights via concentration camps, or by creating a vaccine that &quot;cures&quot; homosexuality, certainly fits this description. The fact that he also generalizes trolls as homos also supports this. If that does not convince you that Chris feels he can make people into what he can emotionally attach himself to, there are also other obvious examples in his unique delivery of his intentions.<br /> <br /> ===Disregard of rules of conduct online===<br /> <br /> {{quote|DO NOT DELETE, NOR CENSOR, MY BOMBASTIC PROTEST!!!!!!|Chris, in [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#4 September|Encyclopedia Dramatica]]}}<br /> <br /> Chris has little regard for the rules of online communities; when he joins up on websites, he tends to do things his way. He assumes that his own niche in these websites is under his absolute control: for example, he assumed that [[Wikipedia]] would allow him to post anything on his personal user page, or that Encyclopedia Dramatica would remove material critical to him if he just asked not-so-nicely. Sites like [[deviantART]] and [[YouTube]] allow community participation; Chris simply disallowed comments, or later on, just ignored every comment he received. Chris also assumes that when other people host websites for him (in case of [[CWCipedia]]), he's given the final say on all matters. His record for getting permabanned is currently at two weeks on [[Flipnote Hatena]] when he foolishly tried to re-upload Flipnotes that had been removed for breaking the rules (without bothering to find out why they had been removed in the first place).<br /> <br /> ===Paranoia===<br /> <br /> One of the worst things that comes out of Chris's ego is his bloated sense of paranoia. As mentioned above, Chris has taken to withholding certain information from trolls like an animal being shocked by a shock collar. However, this line of thinking has pushed Chris into believing that the entire world is out to get him. In early days, it was actually simple - [[Jerkops]] and [[Mary Lee Walsh]] were conspiring to stop him from succeeding in his [[Love Quest]]. However, after the incident with [[The Wallflower]] and the realization that there's entire webpages devoted to him, it's caused him to see things in a bigger, yet disturbing picture.<br /> <br /> As such, Chris has decided to become a recluse, refusing to make friends with anyone unless he knew him in the real world. However, this is a double-edged sword as Chris refuses to interact with anyone in the real world as well. In the real world, if someone spotted Chris and knew him by name, even if they had heard of him from whatever remaining place is left for him to go to, he panics and runs, fearing that the person is actually a troll seeking to spread more information about him across the Internet. As well, if someone wanted to contact Chris through other means, even if that person had no idea who Chris was or what Sonichu was or anything that the trolls had done, Chris will shut them out because he doesn't know who they are and thus, has relegated them to the title of &quot;troll&quot;.<br /> <br /> ===Surrendering Information===<br /> <br /> If there is one thing that Chris's ego would simply not allow, it's suppressing himself from giving away too much information about himself. If he feels that bragging about something would give him a one-up against the trolls or make himself look good, he'll freely announce it for everyone to hear. The most glaring example of this is [[CWCki|this entire wiki]], which was created using a lot of information provided by Chris himself. Back in the day, Chris viewed himself as an extremely popular internet celebrity with a [[Trolls|'true and loyal fanbase']], and, as such, would divulge a lot of information about himself so people would know him better (inclusive of [[Dox|personal information]] that nobody in their right mind would give away).<br /> <br /> While this practice has diminished in recent times with Chris making himself scarce out of fear that trolls would have more [[Tomgirl Pictures|ammo]] to use against him, his habit of needlessly surrendering information still manages to surface. For example, when he claimed to lose his virginity, he couldn't help but announce it on his [[Facebook]] page, all the while swearing up and down that he would never divulge any details about it to the trolls. Mere weeks later, more details emerged on Facebook, leading to speculation that he actually bought a hooker (since we all know the [[Megan|inevitable]] [[Kacey|end]] [[Jackie|result]] of his [[Love Quest|Sweetheart Search]]), which he ended up confirming on 1 May, (along with attending a 'Mythbusters' tour, something which wasn't even brought up but still revealed anyway,) all the while claiming to remain button-lipped on the matter. Only time would tell if and when Chris finally reveals everything to silence his nay-sayers. After all, it wouldn't be the [[The Wallflower| first time]] it's happened.<br /> <br /> ===Fishing For Sympathy===<br /> <br /> In many conversations with Chris, there have been quite a few instances where he would outright fish for sympathy, in the hopes that people would take pity on him and, in so doing, make him feel better about himself. One such example is [[Father Call]], where Chris constantly talks about the &quot;trials and tribulations&quot; in his life to an unimpressed [[Matthew Devoria]], from whom he was trying to seek approval to date his daughter ''(note that said &quot;trials and tribulations&quot; amounted to housework and being teased on the internet.)'' In his [[Jackie_E-mails_23|later E-mail exchanges]] with [[Jackie]], Chris is quick to paint himself as a misunderstood victim whenever Jackie rips him a new one over issues such as his habit of [[Lie|lying]], [[Chris and Hypocrisy|being a hypocrite]] and even being inconsiderate towards her. Even in recent times, he has not cut out this habit, his [[Facebook]] entries blame his trolls for making his life a living hell, one in particular lamenting that nobody cares about him except for his own mother.<br /> <br /> The attention he gets from his mother, [[Barbara Chandler]], and his friend, [[Anna McLerran]] is textbook mollycoddling at best. Chris has spent his entire life being catered to by his parents ''(notably well past the point of social acceptance)'', to the point where he depends on them to bail him out of the [[Money#Credit_cards|numerous]] [[The_Game_Place|messes]] he gets himself into. It comes as no surprise, then, that this, combined with his being [[Autism|autistic]], has poisoned Chris' mind into thinking that this is how everybody should treat him, by default. And if people don't see things his way, he'll be more than happy to point out the [[Kick the Autistic|heavy burdens he faces daily]], almost as if he expects them to instantly take back their mean, mean words and feel sorry for him.<br /> <br /> ==War against the ego==<br /> <br /> One of the main forces opposing Chris's ego are the [[white knight]]s. These [[slow-in-the-minds|misguided souls]] have attempted to get Chris to understand that what he's doing is ridiculous and that he needs to grow up. Instead, he brushed them all aside, assuring himself that he was [[Honest Content|TRUE and HONEST]], and could do no wrong. One of the more popular white knights, [[Vivian Gee]], became a troll when she couldn't get through to Chris.<br /> <br /> When asked to get [[Chris and psychology|real, psychiatric help]], Chris has said that his church counselor, [[Rocky Shoemaker]], is enough for him, and that she could do so much more than someone with ''an actual degree in that field.'' He seems to believe that because her title includes the word &quot;counselor,&quot; she is every bit as qualified as a real doctor (the fact that most pastoral counselors see people for free probably helps as well, since Chris would never spend part of his precious monthly tugboat on something useful when there are [[video games]] to buy).<br /> <br /> There were even some instances where it seemed that the trolls had made a breakthrough by [[Heart level|breaking Chris]], only for him to get right back up again and continue with his antics. An example of this would be [[Kacey]], who led Chris on for a while until she dropped the bombshell that she was going to marry [[Liquid Chris]], but not before having her father point out [[Father Call|every single thing that is wrong with Chris.]] A normal person would have been utterly devastated by this turn of events, and some would even use the experience to better themselves. Chris, on the other hand, perked right up when he [[Red_Letter_CWC_Certified_Day|obtained a letter 'validating' Sonichu]], forgetting about Kacey in mere days, just like she had predicted.<br /> <br /> ==Examples of Chris's ego in the real world and in the comic==<br /> <br /> [[Image:SchuComic8P68.jpg|thumb|250px|[[Jiggliami]] sums it up nicely]]<br /> <br /> {{Main|Examples of Chris's Ego}}<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ==References==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> <br /> {{Chris and}}</div>

Shearod https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Barbara_Chandler&diff=160547 2012-05-19T11:49:52Z

<p>Shearod: /* Marriage with Bob */</p> <hr /> <div>{{quote|Get off. Before I go off.|Barbara to Chris, private Skype chat with [[Sarah May]]}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|I ain't got no [[black]] ass! You get your gutter ass down in the gutter and shut up!|Barbara, during a [[Prank_calls|prank call]], to a recording of her husband's voice}}<br /> <br /> {| class=&quot;infobox&quot; style=&quot;width: 21em; font-size: 90%;&quot;<br /> |-<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; | Chandler Family<br /> |-<br /> | colspan=&quot;2&quot; | [[Image:0839-MomDesi.JPG|300px]]<br /> |-<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; |Barbara Chandler<br /> |-<br /> | '''Birth name'''<br /> | Barbara Anne Weston<br /> |-<br /> | '''Nicknames'''<br /> | Snorlax, Barb<br /> |-<br /> | '''D.O.B.'''<br /> | [[Pre-1980#1940s|1 October 1941]] (age 70)<br /> |-<br /> | '''Gender'''<br /> | Female<br /> |-<br /> | '''Nationality'''<br /> | [[United States of America|American]]<br /> |-<br /> | '''Race'''<br /> | White<br /> |-<br /> | '''Marriages'''<br /> | [[Ran Coleman Yeatts]] (1961-19??)&lt;br&gt;<br /> [[Bob|Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.]] (1980-2011)<br /> |-<br /> | '''Children'''<br /> | [[Cole Smithey]]<br /> [[Christian Weston Chandler]]<br /> |-<br /> | '''Occupation'''<br /> | Office worker (retired)<br /> |-<br /> |}<br /> <br /> <br /> '''Barbara Anne Weston Chandler'''&lt;ref&gt;[[Blanca E-mails#Chris likes Blanca|Email to Blanca]]&lt;/ref&gt; (born 1 [[Wikipedia:1941#October|October 1941]]&lt;ref&gt;http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d155.html&lt;/ref&gt;) is the widow of [[Bob Chandler]] and mother of [[Christian Weston Chandler]] and [[Cole Smithey]]. The sole recognition for her motherly qualities is the Mother of the Year [[2000]] Award Chris created for her.&lt;ref&gt;[[A Week With Christian Chandler#Page 13|A Week With Christian Chandler, page 13]]&lt;/ref&gt; She has not won the award since.<br /> <br /> ==Family life==<br /> Barbara is the fifth child (out of eight overall) of Joseph Otto &quot;Joe&quot; Weston (1896-1954) and Carrie Edna Wynn (1911-1967). They married in 1926, when Carrie was either 14 or 15 years old and Joseph [[Pedofork|was around 30]].&lt;ref&gt;http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d141.html#P141&lt;/ref&gt; Barb's maternal grandfather was an alcoholic moonshiner, who carried out affairs and failed to provide even the most basic support for her mother's family.&lt;ref&gt;http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d118.html#P141&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> ===Cole and his various fathers===<br /> [[Image:0467-CWC18th20.jpg|thumb|Cole visits for Chris's [[My big 18th party (story)|18th birthday]]]]<br /> <br /> Barbara grew up and raised Chris's older half-brother [[Cole Smithey|Cole]] in Richmond, Virginia, near Virginia Commonwealth University and West Avenue.&lt;ref name=&quot;Raising&quot;&gt;[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#Raising Chris-Chan (16:46 - 00:00)]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Barbara gave birth to Cole in 1963. Throughout his life, Barbara has lied to Cole about who his father is because she's [[Wikipedia:Maury Povich|Maury Povich]] trash. <br /> <br /> Based on the experiences with his various stepfathers, Cole thinks that Barbara has a &quot;proclivity to isolate herself via scurrilous mates.&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-2.PNG|6 March 2007 email from Cole to Chris, page 2]]&lt;/ref&gt; <br /> <br /> ====Jack Dale Smithey====<br /> Barb insists that Cole's father is Jack Dale Smithey, to whom she claimed she was married, but records show she actually wasn't.&lt;ref&gt;http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Cole_07-03-06-2.PNG&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> In 1995, an internet post by a man claiming he was looking for his friend's absentee father, questioned the whereabouts of Jack Dale Smithey. According to the post, Smithey lived in Richmond in 1963 (the time Cole was born), and was a Merchant Marine. He later worked as a trucker for Pilot Trucking in North Carolina, but had not been heard of since 1964.&lt;ref&gt;http://archiver.rootsweb.ancestry.com/th/read/SURNAMES/1995-04/0798938259&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Cole eventually hired a private detective who tracked down Jack Smithey in Sarasota, Florida.&lt;ref&gt;http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Cole_Smithey_E-mails&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ====Ran Coleman Yeatts====<br /> [[Image:RanColemanYeatts-WakeForestHowler1961.png|thumb|Cole's [[true and honest]] biological father, Ran Coleman Yeatts, from the 1961 Wake Forest yearbook]]<br /> <br /> Records, which Cole later found after making a trip back to Richmond, show Barb married one Ran ''Cole''man Yeatts in 1961. Yeatts was from South Hill, Virginia, and was enrolled at Wake Forest College as late as 1960. He was scheduled to graduate in 1961, the year he and Barb married.&lt;ref&gt;http://www.archive.org/stream/howler1960wake/howler1960wake_djvu.txt&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> To further fuel Cole's rage, Yeatts would visit him and was introduced as a &quot;friend&quot; of the family when he was a child.<br /> <br /> After Cole hired a private detective, Barbara hung up the phone on him when he called to ask about his father.&lt;ref&gt;http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Cole_Smithey_E-mails&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Yeatts died on 6 June 2007 in South Hill. His obituary made no mention of Cole and, curiously, none of Barbara either.&lt;ref&gt;http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/timesdispatch/obituary.aspx?n=Ran-Yeatts&amp;pid=88787372&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ====Jerry Harmon====<br /> Jerry Harmon is [[Barbara]]'s former lover and alleged sinister step-father of [[Cole Smithey]], Chris's older half-brother. Barbara claims to have married Jerry after her relationships with Jack Dale Smithey and Ran Coleman Yeatts. However, in the course of Cole's investigation into his family history, he was unable to find a marriage certificate.&lt;ref name=&quot;Cole Smithey E-mails&quot;&gt;[[Cole Smithey E-mails]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> {{quote|I grew up in an abusive household with Barbara and my former stepfather Jerry, where physical and mental punishments ran the gambit from bare-assed beatings to cold showers to bizarre scenarios acted out with glee by two deeply neurotic adults... Even at a very young age, I knew that they would abandon me. They were both irresponsible and incompetent parents who exposed me to traumas that I would rather not remember.|Cole on Barb and Jerry's parenting skills&lt;ref name=&quot;Cole Smithey E-mails&quot; /&gt;}}<br /> {{-}}<br /> <br /> ===Marriage with Bob===<br /> [[Image:0033-MommasBirthday.jpg|thumb|She never was much of a looker]]<br /> <br /> Bob and Barbara met in a bar on a karaoke night. Barbara was there with friends and Bob was singing.&lt;ref name=&quot;Mumble 3.5&quot;&gt;[[Mumble 3.5]]&lt;/ref&gt; Cole's friend Chuck, who worked at the bar, has a vivid memory of them being drunk retards.&lt;ref&gt;[[:Image:Cole 07-07-24-1.PNG|24 July 2007 email #1 from Cole to Chris]]&lt;/ref&gt; According to Chris, Barbara did the [[How to Talk to Girls|pursuing]]: &quot;She chased him down the hall.&quot; They got married in 1980.&lt;ref name=&quot;Mumble 3.5&quot; /&gt;<br /> <br /> According to Chris, Barbara had not had sex with Bob for at least two decades before his death. They had been sleeping in separate rooms for the past few years.&lt;ref&gt;[[IRC (27 December 2008)]]&lt;/ref&gt; <br /> <br /> During a portion of the time Chris spent attending junior high and high school in Midlothian, Virginia, Bob and Barbara lived separately. Until Chris finished the eighth grade, a space of roughly three years, Bob lived in Midlothian with Chris while Barbara remained in Ruckersville to look after [[14 Branchland Court]]. In [[Mailbag 32]], Chris claimed that the separation allowed Barbara to continue working at her job with Virginia Power until retirement.<br /> <br /> With both Barbara and Bob retired, they resided with Chris in their Ruckersville home. It is difficult to ascertain what their relationship was like, but sources such as the tour of the house would suggest that Chris's parents neglected the family home and spent most of their time apart in separate areas of the house.<br /> <br /> Barbara became a widow on 6 September 2011 when Bob died.&lt;ref name=&quot;BobObit&quot;&gt;http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/dailyprogress/obituary.aspx?n=robert-franklin-chandler&amp;pid=153539600&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> {{-}}<br /> <br /> ===Pampering of Chris===<br /> <br /> {{quote|Yeah, but then my Mom is pretty much jealous of me loving another woman more than her.|Chris, describing his [[Wikipedia:Oedipus complex|Oedipus complex]]&lt;ref&gt;[[Mumble 10]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:0028-ChristopherWMom1.jpg|thumb|Barbara evolved into Snorlax as she raised Chris]]<br /> [[Image:ImWorkingOnIt.png|thumb|left|Chris and Barbara in an intimate moment]]<br /> <br /> According to Cole, Bob and Barbara left Chris alone every day for years with the [[abusive babysitter]] while going out drinking, effectively ignoring the onset of the earliest symptoms of autism.&lt;ref&gt;[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-3.PNG|6 March 2007 email from Cole to Chris, page 3]]&lt;/ref&gt; After Chris's initial diagnosis, and after their negligence was inevitably thrown back in their face, Barbara resorted to any means necessary to coax Chris into talking, most notoriously by bribing him with toys.&lt;ref&gt;http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Song_of_christian&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> While both Chris's parents are largely responsible for Chris's current state, Barb has more often than not been the most active in protecting Chris from recognizing any failure or shortcoming on his part, doing everything from being his sole commission with [[Cutco]] to going as his date to his [[Manchester High School#The Seinor Prom|seinor [sic] prom]].&lt;ref&gt;http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Cutco&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> This pattern of accountability continues even into Chris's adult years. On at least two occasions, most notably after he was banned for good, Barbara visited [[the GAMe PLACe]] attempting to protect and defend her little snowflake and argue his case with [[Michael Snyder]], but to no avail.<br /> <br /> As first evidenced by the &quot;GAMe PLACe/4Chan picture&quot; incident, she is extremely paranoid regarding Chris's online misadventures, likely because she fears that he'll [[Jerkhief|get]] [[Bagget|arrested]] and [[28 October 2011|go to prison]]. Given some of the violent state of some of his videos and Chris's [[Arrest|track record]], she's probably not too far from the truth. She may also suspect that Chris is a [[pedofork|pedophile]], as she [[Mumble 10| thought it possible that he may have fallen for a ''To Catch A Predator''-esque sting operation]] during the [[Julie]] fiasco. She even seems to suspect that Megan Schroeder, one of the few women Chris has known who ''wasn't'' out to troll him, is partially responsible for the persecution he has endured over the years. She does her part to keep his activities under control by acting as Chris's personal concierge, as seen when she interrogated [[Ivy]] for about half an hour before letting her speak to Chris.&lt;ref&gt;[[Ivy Q&amp;A]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Barbara constantly babies Chris and tells him how handsome he is.&lt;ref&gt;[[Sonichu Girls]] and [[White knight emails]]&lt;/ref&gt; She also told Chris that the reason he often &quot;blanks out&quot; or gets confused isn't that he's a lazy dumbass, but that he's a &quot;[[Chris and art|creative genius]] and is simply overwhelmed by having so many creative ideas&quot;.&lt;ref&gt;[[Kacey Call 12]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> However, it seems that even Barb has her limits. Like Bob, she was [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia#Re: Coming out to my parents|ashamed of Chris's effeminate escapades]], claiming that she didn't raise a daughter, and that &quot;tomgirl&quot; is not a thing. [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia#Re: Mothers|She tried and failed]] to get Chris to stop wearing a bra and panties, even offering to pay him to stop.<br /> <br /> To cap off their relationship, Chris allegedly revealed in private conversations that Barbara occasionally spoons with him.&lt;ref&gt;[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxGU4nSlX0M ''PVCC NEW info: on Chris and Barbara spoon eachother!'']&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Health problems==<br /> ===Physical===<br /> [[Image:Cheers01.jpg|thumb|Artist's depiction]]<br /> [[File:Barb.PNG|thumb|left|''Arrangement in Pink and Purple: The Autist's Mother'']]<br /> <br /> Like Chris, Barbara is [[obese]]. As little as ten years ago Barbara was reasonably slim, but, along with Chris, has ballooned out in recent years, to the point of resembling an American [[Wikipedia:Rose West|Rose West]]. Due to her [[Obesity|massive size]], she is affectionately referred to as '''Snorlax''' by [[trolls]]. Barb's size is likely one of the reasons she sleeps a lot&lt;ref&gt;[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7]]&lt;/ref&gt; and usually skips [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|church]].&lt;ref&gt;[[Church audio]]&lt;/ref&gt; {{clear}}<br /> <br /> In [[October 2009]], Barbara spent her birthday at the hospital with what the Chandlers thought was food poisoning.&lt;ref name=&quot;9 October 2009&quot;&gt;[[9 October 2009]]&lt;/ref&gt; Barbara was diagnosed with [[Wikipedia:Colitis|colitis]], a gastrointestinal disease characterized by inflammation of the colon. It manifests in diarrhea and cramps. Which kind of colitis has yet to be determined. It seems the Chandler family's diet has finally come to affect her, and in order to survive she will have to change her eating habits; considering their stubbornness, this clearly will end badly.<br /> <br /> Hearing the plight of the Chandler family, [[Trolls|fans of Sonichu]] have created the website &quot;Barbara Chandler Has AIDS&quot; to spread awareness regarding AIDS and to collect donations for research foundations and charities.&lt;ref&gt;[http://sites.google.com/site/barbarachandlerhasaids/home &quot;Barbara Chandler Has AIDS&quot; Awareness Website]&lt;/ref&gt; Chris himself denied his mom has AIDS.&lt;ref name=&quot;9 October 2009&quot;/&gt; {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ===Mental===<br /> During the [[Ivy]] Saga, Barb threatened to her family that she might kill herself, as a response to the stress she was going through.&lt;ref&gt;[[Ivy Q&amp;A]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Chris labels Barb a &quot;pack rat&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[[Father Call]]&lt;/ref&gt;, however &quot;hoarder&quot; may be a more appropriate title. Barb compulsively hoards her purchases, which helped turn [[14 Branchland Court]] into the fire- and biohazard it is today, including making the living room completely uninhabitable.&lt;ref&gt;[[Tour of Chris's House]]&lt;/ref&gt; Trolls attempted to get the house featured on the A&amp;E show &quot;Hoarders&quot; by emailing the show's producers, who made a number of attempts to get in contact with the Chandler's but had no success.&lt;ref&gt;http://imageshack.us/f/28/cwcaeemails.jpg/&lt;/ref&gt; Unfortunately for Barb her hoarding problems likely contributed to the death of her husband, when a bug infestation at the Chandler house forced Bob to be quarantined for bug bites, where he would die in the hospital.&lt;ref&gt;[[Rocky Shoemaker call]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Legal problems==<br /> On [[28 October 2011]], Chris and Barb were caught in an incident with [[The GAMe PLACe]], and were actually arrested with several serious charges, with Barb's including felony assault and failure to stop. The two were released on bail, and Chris's hearing took place on 7 November 2011. It is currently unknown what happened during Barb's hearing.<br /> <br /> ==Appearances==<br /> ===In the comics===<br /> [[File:Bc.PNG|thumb|Chris gets to live out his fantasy of being (and having) an adequate son]]<br /> <br /> Barbara makes a brief appearance in &quot;Classic Sonichu Strips&quot; in [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]].<br /> <br /> ===Audio===<br /> * Private Skype chat with [[Sarah May]]<br /> * 4 [[February 2009]]: In [[Mumble 2]], Barbara denies singing while vacuuming Chris's [[room]].<br /> * 17 [[February 2009]]: In [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 2]], Barbara talks to Chris but when Julie wants to talk to her, Barbara says she isn't &quot;able to talk to anybody right now.&quot;<br /> * [[March 2009]]: Barbara takes over the phone from Chris when Clyde [[Clyde#Prostitutes|calls after the date with Emily]].<br /> * [[November 2009]]: Toward the end of the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]], Barbara tells Chris to &quot;just hang up on the bitch!&quot;<br /> * [[Matthew Noble call]]: In this call, Barbara claims that Megan &quot;lied&quot; to Chris and abruptly hangs up mid-sentence. Throughout the call, she can be heard denying that she and Bob are the slightest bit in the wrong. At one point she complains about the time Michael Snyder kicked her and Chris out of the GAMe PLACe following Chris's final ban from the store.<br /> * [[Kacey Call 15]]: Chris keeps [[Kacey]] on the phone for nearly fourteen minutes while Barb talks about the value of [[Chris and his Ego|humility]], her poor health, and her relationship with Bob, among other things.<br /> <br /> ===Videos===<br /> Barbara has appeared in two videos to date as of [[February 2012]]: off-camera in the [[Christian Weston Chandler Interview]], and on-camera (for the first time) in [[You're Always Pretty]].<br /> {{-}}<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> Image:0002-1-Baby Chris and Mommy.jpg|Barbara with baby Chris. Oh, how full of hope and promise.<br /> Image:0027-ChristopherWMom2.jpg|&quot;Talk, you little idiot!&quot;<br /> Image:0026-ChrisAndMom.jpg<br /> Image:0107-ChristianWMom.jpg|This is when [[The Simpsons]] went downhill.<br /> Image:0063-BobAndBarbaraNewLife.jpg<br /> Image:0096-MomRetire4.jpg|Barbara's retirement party from secretarial services at Virginia Power in 1996.&lt;ref&gt;[[:Image:0078-CWCNote2.jpg|DVD, note 2]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> Image:0029-BarbaraWithDrinks.jpg<br /> Image:0113-MomsBirthday97-1.jpg|From her 55th birthday.<br /> Image:0229-ChristianAndMomInClass.jpg<br /> Image:0037-BarbaraInGreen.jpg|Nothing says the 80s like a woman in a power suit and a lady tie.<br /> Image:0041-BarbaraCorinaTomAndHerriet.jpg|Barb with [[Aunt Corrina]], Uncle Tom, and Aunt Harriet.<br /> Image:0042-BarbaraCorinaHerrietAndElvis.jpg|The King left the building when he started to notice the foul smell of the Chandler house.<br /> Image:0618-BarbaraIs60-1.jpg|Poor Barb, Chris put [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] on HER birthday cake.<br /> Image:0074-BarbaraWSonicDoll.jpg<br /> Image:0540-Prom2.jpg|It was originally believed this image was from Chris's graduation. Turns out this is from his senior prom, where he took his mom as his date.<br /> Image:0549-Prom11.jpg|Barb, talking to [[Tiffany Gowen|Tiffany]], one of Chris's [[gal pals]], at the prom.<br /> Image:Babura.PNG|Barb [[You're Always Pretty|is always pretty]].<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Sources==<br /> &lt;references /&gt;<br /> <br /> ==External links==<br /> *[http://www.megaupload.com/?d=ZTK7XM3N GET OFF BEFORE I GO OFF]<br /> *[http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/910 THE FATE OF EVERY SNORLAX]<br /> *[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxGU4nSlX0M&amp;feature=channel_video_title Interview about Barb]<br /> {{People}}<br /> <br /> {{DEFAULTSORT:Chandler, Barbara}}<br /> [[Category:Family Members]]</div>

Shearod https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Barbara_Chandler&diff=160546 2012-05-19T11:47:39Z

<p>Shearod: /* Ran Coleman Yeatts */</p> <hr /> <div>{{quote|Get off. Before I go off.|Barbara to Chris, private Skype chat with [[Sarah May]]}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|I ain't got no [[black]] ass! You get your gutter ass down in the gutter and shut up!|Barbara, during a [[Prank_calls|prank call]], to a recording of her husband's voice}}<br /> <br /> {| class=&quot;infobox&quot; style=&quot;width: 21em; font-size: 90%;&quot;<br /> |-<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; | Chandler Family<br /> |-<br /> | colspan=&quot;2&quot; | [[Image:0839-MomDesi.JPG|300px]]<br /> |-<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; |Barbara Chandler<br /> |-<br /> | '''Birth name'''<br /> | Barbara Anne Weston<br /> |-<br /> | '''Nicknames'''<br /> | Snorlax, Barb<br /> |-<br /> | '''D.O.B.'''<br /> | [[Pre-1980#1940s|1 October 1941]] (age 70)<br /> |-<br /> | '''Gender'''<br /> | Female<br /> |-<br /> | '''Nationality'''<br /> | [[United States of America|American]]<br /> |-<br /> | '''Race'''<br /> | White<br /> |-<br /> | '''Marriages'''<br /> | [[Ran Coleman Yeatts]] (1961-19??)&lt;br&gt;<br /> [[Bob|Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.]] (1980-2011)<br /> |-<br /> | '''Children'''<br /> | [[Cole Smithey]]<br /> [[Christian Weston Chandler]]<br /> |-<br /> | '''Occupation'''<br /> | Office worker (retired)<br /> |-<br /> |}<br /> <br /> <br /> '''Barbara Anne Weston Chandler'''&lt;ref&gt;[[Blanca E-mails#Chris likes Blanca|Email to Blanca]]&lt;/ref&gt; (born 1 [[Wikipedia:1941#October|October 1941]]&lt;ref&gt;http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d155.html&lt;/ref&gt;) is the widow of [[Bob Chandler]] and mother of [[Christian Weston Chandler]] and [[Cole Smithey]]. The sole recognition for her motherly qualities is the Mother of the Year [[2000]] Award Chris created for her.&lt;ref&gt;[[A Week With Christian Chandler#Page 13|A Week With Christian Chandler, page 13]]&lt;/ref&gt; She has not won the award since.<br /> <br /> ==Family life==<br /> Barbara is the fifth child (out of eight overall) of Joseph Otto &quot;Joe&quot; Weston (1896-1954) and Carrie Edna Wynn (1911-1967). They married in 1926, when Carrie was either 14 or 15 years old and Joseph [[Pedofork|was around 30]].&lt;ref&gt;http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d141.html#P141&lt;/ref&gt; Barb's maternal grandfather was an alcoholic moonshiner, who carried out affairs and failed to provide even the most basic support for her mother's family.&lt;ref&gt;http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d118.html#P141&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> ===Cole and his various fathers===<br /> [[Image:0467-CWC18th20.jpg|thumb|Cole visits for Chris's [[My big 18th party (story)|18th birthday]]]]<br /> <br /> Barbara grew up and raised Chris's older half-brother [[Cole Smithey|Cole]] in Richmond, Virginia, near Virginia Commonwealth University and West Avenue.&lt;ref name=&quot;Raising&quot;&gt;[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#Raising Chris-Chan (16:46 - 00:00)]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Barbara gave birth to Cole in 1963. Throughout his life, Barbara has lied to Cole about who his father is because she's [[Wikipedia:Maury Povich|Maury Povich]] trash. <br /> <br /> Based on the experiences with his various stepfathers, Cole thinks that Barbara has a &quot;proclivity to isolate herself via scurrilous mates.&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-2.PNG|6 March 2007 email from Cole to Chris, page 2]]&lt;/ref&gt; <br /> <br /> ====Jack Dale Smithey====<br /> Barb insists that Cole's father is Jack Dale Smithey, to whom she claimed she was married, but records show she actually wasn't.&lt;ref&gt;http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Cole_07-03-06-2.PNG&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> In 1995, an internet post by a man claiming he was looking for his friend's absentee father, questioned the whereabouts of Jack Dale Smithey. According to the post, Smithey lived in Richmond in 1963 (the time Cole was born), and was a Merchant Marine. He later worked as a trucker for Pilot Trucking in North Carolina, but had not been heard of since 1964.&lt;ref&gt;http://archiver.rootsweb.ancestry.com/th/read/SURNAMES/1995-04/0798938259&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Cole eventually hired a private detective who tracked down Jack Smithey in Sarasota, Florida.&lt;ref&gt;http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Cole_Smithey_E-mails&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ====Ran Coleman Yeatts====<br /> [[Image:RanColemanYeatts-WakeForestHowler1961.png|thumb|Cole's [[true and honest]] biological father, Ran Coleman Yeatts, from the 1961 Wake Forest yearbook]]<br /> <br /> Records, which Cole later found after making a trip back to Richmond, show Barb married one Ran ''Cole''man Yeatts in 1961. Yeatts was from South Hill, Virginia, and was enrolled at Wake Forest College as late as 1960. He was scheduled to graduate in 1961, the year he and Barb married.&lt;ref&gt;http://www.archive.org/stream/howler1960wake/howler1960wake_djvu.txt&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> To further fuel Cole's rage, Yeatts would visit him and was introduced as a &quot;friend&quot; of the family when he was a child.<br /> <br /> After Cole hired a private detective, Barbara hung up the phone on him when he called to ask about his father.&lt;ref&gt;http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Cole_Smithey_E-mails&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Yeatts died on 6 June 2007 in South Hill. His obituary made no mention of Cole and, curiously, none of Barbara either.&lt;ref&gt;http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/timesdispatch/obituary.aspx?n=Ran-Yeatts&amp;pid=88787372&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ====Jerry Harmon====<br /> Jerry Harmon is [[Barbara]]'s former lover and alleged sinister step-father of [[Cole Smithey]], Chris's older half-brother. Barbara claims to have married Jerry after her relationships with Jack Dale Smithey and Ran Coleman Yeatts. However, in the course of Cole's investigation into his family history, he was unable to find a marriage certificate.&lt;ref name=&quot;Cole Smithey E-mails&quot;&gt;[[Cole Smithey E-mails]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> {{quote|I grew up in an abusive household with Barbara and my former stepfather Jerry, where physical and mental punishments ran the gambit from bare-assed beatings to cold showers to bizarre scenarios acted out with glee by two deeply neurotic adults... Even at a very young age, I knew that they would abandon me. They were both irresponsible and incompetent parents who exposed me to traumas that I would rather not remember.|Cole on Barb and Jerry's parenting skills&lt;ref name=&quot;Cole Smithey E-mails&quot; /&gt;}}<br /> {{-}}<br /> <br /> ===Marriage with Bob===<br /> [[Image:0033-MommasBirthday.jpg|thumb|She never was much of a looker]]<br /> <br /> Bob and Barbara met in a bar on a karaoke night. Barbara was there with friends and Bob was singing.&lt;ref name=&quot;Mumble 3.5&quot;&gt;[[Mumble 3.5]]&lt;/ref&gt; Cole's friend Chuck, who worked at the bar, has a vivid memory of them being drunk retards.&lt;ref&gt;[[:Image:Cole 07-07-24-1.PNG|24 July 2007 email #1 from Cole to Chris]]&lt;/ref&gt; According to Chris, Barbara did the [[How to Talk to Girls|pursuing]]: &quot;She chased him down the hall.&quot; They got married in 1980.&lt;ref name=&quot;Mumble 3.5&quot; /&gt;<br /> <br /> According to Chris, Barbara had not had sex with Bob for at least two decades before his death. They had been sleeping in separate rooms for the past few years.&lt;ref&gt;[[IRC (27 December 2008)]]&lt;/ref&gt; <br /> <br /> During a portion of the time Chris spent attending junior high and high school in Midlothian, Virginia, Bob and Barbara lived separately. Until Chris finished the eighth grade, a space of roughly three years, Bob lived in Midlothian with Chris while Barbara remained in Ruckersville to look after [[14 Branchland Court]]. In [[Mailbag 32]], Chris claimed that the separation allowed Barbara to continue working at her job with Virginia Power until retirement.<br /> <br /> With both Barbara and Bob retired, they resided with Chris in their Ruckersville home. It is difficult to ascertain what their relationship was like, but sources such as the tour of the house would suggest that Chris's parents neglected the family home and spent most of their time apart in separate areas of the house.<br /> <br /> Barbara became a widow on September 6, 2011 when Bob died.&lt;ref name=&quot;BobObit&quot;&gt;http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/dailyprogress/obituary.aspx?n=robert-franklin-chandler&amp;pid=153539600&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> {{-}}<br /> <br /> ===Pampering of Chris===<br /> <br /> {{quote|Yeah, but then my Mom is pretty much jealous of me loving another woman more than her.|Chris, describing his [[Wikipedia:Oedipus complex|Oedipus complex]]&lt;ref&gt;[[Mumble 10]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:0028-ChristopherWMom1.jpg|thumb|Barbara evolved into Snorlax as she raised Chris]]<br /> [[Image:ImWorkingOnIt.png|thumb|left|Chris and Barbara in an intimate moment]]<br /> <br /> According to Cole, Bob and Barbara left Chris alone every day for years with the [[abusive babysitter]] while going out drinking, effectively ignoring the onset of the earliest symptoms of autism.&lt;ref&gt;[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-3.PNG|6 March 2007 email from Cole to Chris, page 3]]&lt;/ref&gt; After Chris's initial diagnosis, and after their negligence was inevitably thrown back in their face, Barbara resorted to any means necessary to coax Chris into talking, most notoriously by bribing him with toys.&lt;ref&gt;http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Song_of_christian&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> While both Chris's parents are largely responsible for Chris's current state, Barb has more often than not been the most active in protecting Chris from recognizing any failure or shortcoming on his part, doing everything from being his sole commission with [[Cutco]] to going as his date to his [[Manchester High School#The Seinor Prom|seinor [sic] prom]].&lt;ref&gt;http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Cutco&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> This pattern of accountability continues even into Chris's adult years. On at least two occasions, most notably after he was banned for good, Barbara visited [[the GAMe PLACe]] attempting to protect and defend her little snowflake and argue his case with [[Michael Snyder]], but to no avail.<br /> <br /> As first evidenced by the &quot;GAMe PLACe/4Chan picture&quot; incident, she is extremely paranoid regarding Chris's online misadventures, likely because she fears that he'll [[Jerkhief|get]] [[Bagget|arrested]] and [[28 October 2011|go to prison]]. Given some of the violent state of some of his videos and Chris's [[Arrest|track record]], she's probably not too far from the truth. She may also suspect that Chris is a [[pedofork|pedophile]], as she [[Mumble 10| thought it possible that he may have fallen for a ''To Catch A Predator''-esque sting operation]] during the [[Julie]] fiasco. She even seems to suspect that Megan Schroeder, one of the few women Chris has known who ''wasn't'' out to troll him, is partially responsible for the persecution he has endured over the years. She does her part to keep his activities under control by acting as Chris's personal concierge, as seen when she interrogated [[Ivy]] for about half an hour before letting her speak to Chris.&lt;ref&gt;[[Ivy Q&amp;A]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Barbara constantly babies Chris and tells him how handsome he is.&lt;ref&gt;[[Sonichu Girls]] and [[White knight emails]]&lt;/ref&gt; She also told Chris that the reason he often &quot;blanks out&quot; or gets confused isn't that he's a lazy dumbass, but that he's a &quot;[[Chris and art|creative genius]] and is simply overwhelmed by having so many creative ideas&quot;.&lt;ref&gt;[[Kacey Call 12]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> However, it seems that even Barb has her limits. Like Bob, she was [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia#Re: Coming out to my parents|ashamed of Chris's effeminate escapades]], claiming that she didn't raise a daughter, and that &quot;tomgirl&quot; is not a thing. [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia#Re: Mothers|She tried and failed]] to get Chris to stop wearing a bra and panties, even offering to pay him to stop.<br /> <br /> To cap off their relationship, Chris allegedly revealed in private conversations that Barbara occasionally spoons with him.&lt;ref&gt;[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxGU4nSlX0M ''PVCC NEW info: on Chris and Barbara spoon eachother!'']&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Health problems==<br /> ===Physical===<br /> [[Image:Cheers01.jpg|thumb|Artist's depiction]]<br /> [[File:Barb.PNG|thumb|left|''Arrangement in Pink and Purple: The Autist's Mother'']]<br /> <br /> Like Chris, Barbara is [[obese]]. As little as ten years ago Barbara was reasonably slim, but, along with Chris, has ballooned out in recent years, to the point of resembling an American [[Wikipedia:Rose West|Rose West]]. Due to her [[Obesity|massive size]], she is affectionately referred to as '''Snorlax''' by [[trolls]]. Barb's size is likely one of the reasons she sleeps a lot&lt;ref&gt;[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7]]&lt;/ref&gt; and usually skips [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|church]].&lt;ref&gt;[[Church audio]]&lt;/ref&gt; {{clear}}<br /> <br /> In [[October 2009]], Barbara spent her birthday at the hospital with what the Chandlers thought was food poisoning.&lt;ref name=&quot;9 October 2009&quot;&gt;[[9 October 2009]]&lt;/ref&gt; Barbara was diagnosed with [[Wikipedia:Colitis|colitis]], a gastrointestinal disease characterized by inflammation of the colon. It manifests in diarrhea and cramps. Which kind of colitis has yet to be determined. It seems the Chandler family's diet has finally come to affect her, and in order to survive she will have to change her eating habits; considering their stubbornness, this clearly will end badly.<br /> <br /> Hearing the plight of the Chandler family, [[Trolls|fans of Sonichu]] have created the website &quot;Barbara Chandler Has AIDS&quot; to spread awareness regarding AIDS and to collect donations for research foundations and charities.&lt;ref&gt;[http://sites.google.com/site/barbarachandlerhasaids/home &quot;Barbara Chandler Has AIDS&quot; Awareness Website]&lt;/ref&gt; Chris himself denied his mom has AIDS.&lt;ref name=&quot;9 October 2009&quot;/&gt; {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ===Mental===<br /> During the [[Ivy]] Saga, Barb threatened to her family that she might kill herself, as a response to the stress she was going through.&lt;ref&gt;[[Ivy Q&amp;A]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Chris labels Barb a &quot;pack rat&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[[Father Call]]&lt;/ref&gt;, however &quot;hoarder&quot; may be a more appropriate title. Barb compulsively hoards her purchases, which helped turn [[14 Branchland Court]] into the fire- and biohazard it is today, including making the living room completely uninhabitable.&lt;ref&gt;[[Tour of Chris's House]]&lt;/ref&gt; Trolls attempted to get the house featured on the A&amp;E show &quot;Hoarders&quot; by emailing the show's producers, who made a number of attempts to get in contact with the Chandler's but had no success.&lt;ref&gt;http://imageshack.us/f/28/cwcaeemails.jpg/&lt;/ref&gt; Unfortunately for Barb her hoarding problems likely contributed to the death of her husband, when a bug infestation at the Chandler house forced Bob to be quarantined for bug bites, where he would die in the hospital.&lt;ref&gt;[[Rocky Shoemaker call]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Legal problems==<br /> On [[28 October 2011]], Chris and Barb were caught in an incident with [[The GAMe PLACe]], and were actually arrested with several serious charges, with Barb's including felony assault and failure to stop. The two were released on bail, and Chris's hearing took place on 7 November 2011. It is currently unknown what happened during Barb's hearing.<br /> <br /> ==Appearances==<br /> ===In the comics===<br /> [[File:Bc.PNG|thumb|Chris gets to live out his fantasy of being (and having) an adequate son]]<br /> <br /> Barbara makes a brief appearance in &quot;Classic Sonichu Strips&quot; in [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]].<br /> <br /> ===Audio===<br /> * Private Skype chat with [[Sarah May]]<br /> * 4 [[February 2009]]: In [[Mumble 2]], Barbara denies singing while vacuuming Chris's [[room]].<br /> * 17 [[February 2009]]: In [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 2]], Barbara talks to Chris but when Julie wants to talk to her, Barbara says she isn't &quot;able to talk to anybody right now.&quot;<br /> * [[March 2009]]: Barbara takes over the phone from Chris when Clyde [[Clyde#Prostitutes|calls after the date with Emily]].<br /> * [[November 2009]]: Toward the end of the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]], Barbara tells Chris to &quot;just hang up on the bitch!&quot;<br /> * [[Matthew Noble call]]: In this call, Barbara claims that Megan &quot;lied&quot; to Chris and abruptly hangs up mid-sentence. Throughout the call, she can be heard denying that she and Bob are the slightest bit in the wrong. At one point she complains about the time Michael Snyder kicked her and Chris out of the GAMe PLACe following Chris's final ban from the store.<br /> * [[Kacey Call 15]]: Chris keeps [[Kacey]] on the phone for nearly fourteen minutes while Barb talks about the value of [[Chris and his Ego|humility]], her poor health, and her relationship with Bob, among other things.<br /> <br /> ===Videos===<br /> Barbara has appeared in two videos to date as of [[February 2012]]: off-camera in the [[Christian Weston Chandler Interview]], and on-camera (for the first time) in [[You're Always Pretty]].<br /> {{-}}<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> Image:0002-1-Baby Chris and Mommy.jpg|Barbara with baby Chris. Oh, how full of hope and promise.<br /> Image:0027-ChristopherWMom2.jpg|&quot;Talk, you little idiot!&quot;<br /> Image:0026-ChrisAndMom.jpg<br /> Image:0107-ChristianWMom.jpg|This is when [[The Simpsons]] went downhill.<br /> Image:0063-BobAndBarbaraNewLife.jpg<br /> Image:0096-MomRetire4.jpg|Barbara's retirement party from secretarial services at Virginia Power in 1996.&lt;ref&gt;[[:Image:0078-CWCNote2.jpg|DVD, note 2]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> Image:0029-BarbaraWithDrinks.jpg<br /> Image:0113-MomsBirthday97-1.jpg|From her 55th birthday.<br /> Image:0229-ChristianAndMomInClass.jpg<br /> Image:0037-BarbaraInGreen.jpg|Nothing says the 80s like a woman in a power suit and a lady tie.<br /> Image:0041-BarbaraCorinaTomAndHerriet.jpg|Barb with [[Aunt Corrina]], Uncle Tom, and Aunt Harriet.<br /> Image:0042-BarbaraCorinaHerrietAndElvis.jpg|The King left the building when he started to notice the foul smell of the Chandler house.<br /> Image:0618-BarbaraIs60-1.jpg|Poor Barb, Chris put [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] on HER birthday cake.<br /> Image:0074-BarbaraWSonicDoll.jpg<br /> Image:0540-Prom2.jpg|It was originally believed this image was from Chris's graduation. Turns out this is from his senior prom, where he took his mom as his date.<br /> Image:0549-Prom11.jpg|Barb, talking to [[Tiffany Gowen|Tiffany]], one of Chris's [[gal pals]], at the prom.<br /> Image:Babura.PNG|Barb [[You're Always Pretty|is always pretty]].<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Sources==<br /> &lt;references /&gt;<br /> <br /> ==External links==<br /> *[http://www.megaupload.com/?d=ZTK7XM3N GET OFF BEFORE I GO OFF]<br /> *[http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/910 THE FATE OF EVERY SNORLAX]<br /> *[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxGU4nSlX0M&amp;feature=channel_video_title Interview about Barb]<br /> {{People}}<br /> <br /> {{DEFAULTSORT:Chandler, Barbara}}<br /> [[Category:Family Members]]</div>

Shearod https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=28_October_2011&diff=159266 2012-04-17T23:51:18Z

<p>Shearod: /* Aftermath */</p> <hr /> <div>{{clear}}<br /> [[File:GuiltyInnocense.jpg|thumb|[[TRUE and HONEST]] artist's depiction.]]<br /> On '''28 October 2011''' - a date which will live in infamy - [[The GAMe PLACe]] was suddenly and deliberately attacked by forces of the City of [[CWCville]].<br /> <br /> On that fateful Friday evening, around 5:20 p.m.&lt;ref&gt;Based on metadata from Chris's photos&lt;/ref&gt;, [[Chris]] and [[Barbara]] visited the GAMe PLACe and had an altercation with its [[manajerks|manager]], [[Michael Snyder]]. Chris took several photos of Michael on that day, and uploaded them to the [[CWCki]] in November. A bit of a delay, but it turns out, he and Barb had been [[jerkop|arrested]] and jailed for various offenses (trespassing, assault, and hit &amp; run). Now both have been charged with a Class 5 Felony, which implies &quot;a '''term of imprisonment of not less than one year''' nor more than 10 years, and [...] a fine of not more than $2,500.&quot;&lt;ref&gt;http://leg1.state.va.us/000/cod/18.2-10.HTM&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Both Chris and Barb were bonded out on 29 October&lt;ref&gt;https://www.vinelink.com/vinelink/detailsAction.do?siteId=47000&amp;agency=228&amp;id=323013&amp;searchType=offender&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;https://www.vinelink.com/vinelink/detailsAction.do?siteId=47000&amp;agency=228&amp;id=125674&amp;searchType=offender&lt;/ref&gt;, with Chris's initial hearing being a week later than Barb's - possibly owing to the extra charge against him. It may also allow for additional information to be gathered about on his record of dealings with Michael Snyder and the GAMe PLACe, and also to consider any [[autism|medical grounds]] that may affect the outcome of any court proceedings against Chris. The Chandlers will be represented in court by [[Wikipedia:Robert B. Bell|Rob Bell]], a Republican member of the Virginia House of Delegates.<br /> <br /> This is the first major event that has come to light since the death of [[Bob Chandler]] on 6 [[September 2011]].<br /> <br /> == The charges ==<br /> Below are the charges brought against both Barbara and Chris, along with details and court dates based on the details from the [http://epwsgdp1.courts.state.va.us/gdcourts/captchaVerification.do?landing=landing General District Court Online Case Information System] &amp; [http://wasdmz2.courts.state.va.us/CJISWeb/circuit.html Charlottesville City Circuit Online Case Information]. At present we do not have a full account of what happened during the incident and under what circumstances the charges were brought against the pair. However, based on at least one previous incident in [[June 2010]], we can assume a rough outline of events.<br /> <br /> ===Barbara's===<br /> * '''FAIL STOP ACCIDENT &gt; $1000 FEL''' (§ 46.2-894. Duty of driver to stop, etc., in event of accident involving injury or death or damage to attended property; penalty.&lt;ref name=&quot;a&quot;&gt;http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+46.2-894&lt;/ref&gt;) <br /> ** Class 5 Felony charge - Failing to stop after an accident where the damage exceeds $1,000 in value, thought to be vehicular damage on the grounds of The GAMe PLACe parking lot.<br /> * '''ASSLT: ON LAW ENF/DOC PERSON''' (§ 18.2-57. Assault and battery.&lt;ref name=&quot;b&quot;&gt;http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+18.2-57&lt;/ref&gt;)<br /> ** Class 6 Felony charge - Assaulting a law enforcement official. It's likely that this occurred when Barb attempted to prevent the police from arresting Chris. <br /> <br /> ==== Court dates ====<br /> * 31 October 2011 - Appeared in court to be formally charged.<br /> * 15 December 2011 - 1:00pm - Judge Robert Downer Jr. granted a continuance for both Chris and Barb's charges.<br /> * 5 January 2012 - 1:00pm - Yet another continuance.<br /> * 5 April 2012 - 1:00pm - Another hearing. Both felonies go to a grand jury at Circuit Court.<br /> * 16 April 2012 - 9:30am - Indicted on both felony charges.<br /> * 10 July 2012 - 2:00pm - Arraignment.<br /> <br /> ===Chris's===<br /> * '''FAIL STOP ACCIDENT &gt; $1000 FEL''' (§ 46.2-894. Duty of driver to stop, etc., in event of accident involving injury or death or damage to attended property; penalty.&lt;ref name=&quot;a&quot; /&gt;)<br /> ** Class 5 Felony charge - Failing to stop after an accident where the damage exceeds $1,000 in value, thought to be vehicular damage on the grounds of The GAMe PLACe parking lot.<br /> * '''ASSAULT: (MISDEMEANOR)''' (§ 18.2-57. Assault and battery.&lt;ref name=&quot;b&quot; /&gt;)<br /> ** Class 1 Misdemeanor charge - Attempted or actual assault against another person, perhaps [[Michael Snyder|Snyder]].<br /> * '''TRESPASS AFTER FORBIDDEN''' (§ 18.2-119. Trespass after having been forbidden to do so; penalties.&lt;ref&gt;http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+18.2-119&lt;/ref&gt;)<br /> ** Class 1 Misdemeanor charge - Trespassing on land or within an area from which the offender is forbidden, no doubt due to setting foot in The GAMe PLACe.<br /> <br /> ==== Court dates ====<br /> * 7 November 2011 - Appeared in court to be formally charged.<br /> * 15 December 2011 - 1:00pm - Judge Robert Downer Jr. granted a continuance (postponement) for both Chris and Barb's charges. <br /> * 5 January 2012 - 1:00pm - Yet another continuance.<br /> * 5 April 2012 - 1:00pm - Another hearing. [[Wikipedia:Nolle prosequi|Nolle prosequi]] on the trespass and assault; the failure to stop goes to Circuit Court.<br /> * 16 April 2012 - 9:30am - Indicted on the felony charge.<br /> * 10 July 2012 - 2:00pm - Arraignment.<br /> <br /> == Civil suit ==<br /> Michael Snyder also filled a civil suit against both Chris and Barb on 1 November 2011, 4 days after the incident.<br /> The reason for the lawsuit and what damages are being sought is currently unknown besides that it is related to the 28 October event. Barb attended a second hearing on 14 November, a third took place on 15 December, at the same time as her criminal case hearing, and a fourth occurred on 5 January at 1:00 PM. <br /> <br /> Chris' case at one point read 'Other Judgement', however, it appears to have been open again. Presumably, Chris appeared again in court on 5 January 2012 at 2:15 PM, shortly after his criminal hearing.<br /> <br /> Before the court hearing, Michael Snyder requested and received a Preliminary Protective Order against both Chris and Barbara. This order is similar to a restraining order, and prohibits Chris or Barb from contacting Michael or engaging in any threatening behavior towards him before the hearing. The order lasts for 15 days.&lt;ref&gt;http://www.dcjs.virginia.gov/victims/documents/podomesticviolence.pdf&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> On 5 April, Snyder was awarded full Protection Orders against both Chris and Barbara. A Protection Order can last up to two years and violation of the Protection Order can result in both civil and criminal charges.<br /> <br /> == Aftermath ==<br /> [[File:Card.PNG|thumb|Chris's only chance.]]<br /> <br /> On 4 November, soon after being bailed out of jail, Chris uploaded the pictures he took of Michael Snyder on the 28th to the CWCki, plastering them on the front page as well as Michael's own article, with Chris presumably doing it as a response to the events at The GAMe PLACe.&lt;ref&gt;[[Special:Contributions/Christianchandler]]&lt;/ref&gt; In the respective image descriptions, Chris claimed that Snyder molests children and taunted him for his [[obesity]].<br /> <br /> In the February Facebook leaks, Chris stated 'After October 28, 2011; I now have TOTAL Disrespect and Miscontent of the soo-called &quot;Officers of the Badge&quot;' as opposed only to those in colors other than blue and black. He also produced 50 copies of a flyer calling the Game Place a &quot;Cyber bullies' hang-out&quot; and encouraging people to stay far away which he then left around his usual attraction locations. This led to another run in with [[Jerkops]], in which Chris escaped by &quot;hiding and weaving around the parked cars&quot; and by driving a Mistubishi as opposed to [[Son-Chu]].<br /> <br /> ==Email?==<br /> Someone purporting to be in contact with Chris leaked an email, supposedly from the manbaby himself, shedding some light on the events of October 28. While the validity of the email is disputed, [[Surfshack Tito]] confirmed on [[/cwc/]] that the events of October 28 are basically the same as that described in the email.<br /> <br /> http://pastebin.com/Tm9EMppU<br /> <br /> Particularly telling is Chris stating that Michael Snyder wanted to lure him in with an announcement of a &quot;Pokemon tournament on the 22nd&quot;, despite Michael himself saying [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azjF90Q7JFA in this video] ''(that Chris himself used as proof)'' that he ''really'' hoped that Chris didn't show up.<br /> <br /> == Photos ==<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:HNI 0020.JPG|Chris's photo of The GAMe PLACe; note that everyone is looking at the camera<br /> File:HNI 0021.JPG|Chris's photograph of Michael Snyder<br /> File:HNI 0022.JPG|Chris's second photograph of Michael Snyder<br /> File:28 Oct 2011 Barb1.png|Barb's failure to stop felony charge<br /> File:28 Oct 2011 Barb2.png|Barb's felony assault on a police officer charge<br /> File:28 Oct 2011 Chris1.png|Chris's failure to stop felony charge<br /> File:28 Oct 2011 Chris2.png|Chris's misdemeanor assault charge<br /> File:28 Oct 2011 Chris3.png|Chris's trespass misdemeanor charge<br /> File:Chriscivil29.png|Michael Snyder's civil suit against Chris<br /> File:Barbcivil29.png|Michael Snyder's civil suit against Barbara<br /> File:PO-BARB.png|Michael Snyder's protection order against Barb.<br /> File:PO-CHRIS.png|Michael Snyder's protection order against Chris.<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Fan Art ==<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Chris mug.jpg|Artist's depiction of Chris's mugshot.<br /> File:Chris joker.jpg| Why so serious?<br /> File:TheJoker.png|Oh dear...<br /> File:Chris court sketch.png| An artist provides a theoretical court sketch.<br /> File:RAPSHT-P1.jpg| An artist compiled Chris's crimes onto a rap sheet. (Page 1/2)<br /> File:RAPSHT-P2.jpg| An artist compiled Chris's crimes onto a rap sheet. (Page 2/2)<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> <br /> ==References==<br /> &lt;references /&gt;<br /> <br /> == See also ==<br /> *[[6 June 2010]]<br /> *[[Chris and the Law]]<br /> <br /> [[Category:Events]]<br /> [[Category:The GAMe PLACe]]</div>

Shearod https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=28_October_2011&diff=159265 2012-04-17T23:49:12Z

<p>Shearod: /* Civil suit */</p> <hr /> <div>{{clear}}<br /> [[File:GuiltyInnocense.jpg|thumb|[[TRUE and HONEST]] artist's depiction.]]<br /> On '''28 October 2011''' - a date which will live in infamy - [[The GAMe PLACe]] was suddenly and deliberately attacked by forces of the City of [[CWCville]].<br /> <br /> On that fateful Friday evening, around 5:20 p.m.&lt;ref&gt;Based on metadata from Chris's photos&lt;/ref&gt;, [[Chris]] and [[Barbara]] visited the GAMe PLACe and had an altercation with its [[manajerks|manager]], [[Michael Snyder]]. Chris took several photos of Michael on that day, and uploaded them to the [[CWCki]] in November. A bit of a delay, but it turns out, he and Barb had been [[jerkop|arrested]] and jailed for various offenses (trespassing, assault, and hit &amp; run). Now both have been charged with a Class 5 Felony, which implies &quot;a '''term of imprisonment of not less than one year''' nor more than 10 years, and [...] a fine of not more than $2,500.&quot;&lt;ref&gt;http://leg1.state.va.us/000/cod/18.2-10.HTM&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Both Chris and Barb were bonded out on 29 October&lt;ref&gt;https://www.vinelink.com/vinelink/detailsAction.do?siteId=47000&amp;agency=228&amp;id=323013&amp;searchType=offender&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;https://www.vinelink.com/vinelink/detailsAction.do?siteId=47000&amp;agency=228&amp;id=125674&amp;searchType=offender&lt;/ref&gt;, with Chris's initial hearing being a week later than Barb's - possibly owing to the extra charge against him. It may also allow for additional information to be gathered about on his record of dealings with Michael Snyder and the GAMe PLACe, and also to consider any [[autism|medical grounds]] that may affect the outcome of any court proceedings against Chris. The Chandlers will be represented in court by [[Wikipedia:Robert B. Bell|Rob Bell]], a Republican member of the Virginia House of Delegates.<br /> <br /> This is the first major event that has come to light since the death of [[Bob Chandler]] on 6 [[September 2011]].<br /> <br /> == The charges ==<br /> Below are the charges brought against both Barbara and Chris, along with details and court dates based on the details from the [http://epwsgdp1.courts.state.va.us/gdcourts/captchaVerification.do?landing=landing General District Court Online Case Information System] &amp; [http://wasdmz2.courts.state.va.us/CJISWeb/circuit.html Charlottesville City Circuit Online Case Information]. At present we do not have a full account of what happened during the incident and under what circumstances the charges were brought against the pair. However, based on at least one previous incident in [[June 2010]], we can assume a rough outline of events.<br /> <br /> ===Barbara's===<br /> * '''FAIL STOP ACCIDENT &gt; $1000 FEL''' (§ 46.2-894. Duty of driver to stop, etc., in event of accident involving injury or death or damage to attended property; penalty.&lt;ref name=&quot;a&quot;&gt;http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+46.2-894&lt;/ref&gt;) <br /> ** Class 5 Felony charge - Failing to stop after an accident where the damage exceeds $1,000 in value, thought to be vehicular damage on the grounds of The GAMe PLACe parking lot.<br /> * '''ASSLT: ON LAW ENF/DOC PERSON''' (§ 18.2-57. Assault and battery.&lt;ref name=&quot;b&quot;&gt;http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+18.2-57&lt;/ref&gt;)<br /> ** Class 6 Felony charge - Assaulting a law enforcement official. It's likely that this occurred when Barb attempted to prevent the police from arresting Chris. <br /> <br /> ==== Court dates ====<br /> * 31 October 2011 - Appeared in court to be formally charged.<br /> * 15 December 2011 - 1:00pm - Judge Robert Downer Jr. granted a continuance for both Chris and Barb's charges.<br /> * 5 January 2012 - 1:00pm - Yet another continuance.<br /> * 5 April 2012 - 1:00pm - Another hearing. Both felonies go to a grand jury at Circuit Court.<br /> * 16 April 2012 - 9:30am - Indicted on both felony charges.<br /> * 10 July 2012 - 2:00pm - Arraignment.<br /> <br /> ===Chris's===<br /> * '''FAIL STOP ACCIDENT &gt; $1000 FEL''' (§ 46.2-894. Duty of driver to stop, etc., in event of accident involving injury or death or damage to attended property; penalty.&lt;ref name=&quot;a&quot; /&gt;)<br /> ** Class 5 Felony charge - Failing to stop after an accident where the damage exceeds $1,000 in value, thought to be vehicular damage on the grounds of The GAMe PLACe parking lot.<br /> * '''ASSAULT: (MISDEMEANOR)''' (§ 18.2-57. Assault and battery.&lt;ref name=&quot;b&quot; /&gt;)<br /> ** Class 1 Misdemeanor charge - Attempted or actual assault against another person, perhaps [[Michael Snyder|Snyder]].<br /> * '''TRESPASS AFTER FORBIDDEN''' (§ 18.2-119. Trespass after having been forbidden to do so; penalties.&lt;ref&gt;http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+18.2-119&lt;/ref&gt;)<br /> ** Class 1 Misdemeanor charge - Trespassing on land or within an area from which the offender is forbidden, no doubt due to setting foot in The GAMe PLACe.<br /> <br /> ==== Court dates ====<br /> * 7 November 2011 - Appeared in court to be formally charged.<br /> * 15 December 2011 - 1:00pm - Judge Robert Downer Jr. granted a continuance (postponement) for both Chris and Barb's charges. <br /> * 5 January 2012 - 1:00pm - Yet another continuance.<br /> * 5 April 2012 - 1:00pm - Another hearing. [[Wikipedia:Nolle prosequi|Nolle prosequi]] on the trespass and assault; the failure to stop goes to Circuit Court.<br /> * 16 April 2012 - 9:30am - Indicted on the felony charge.<br /> * 10 July 2012 - 2:00pm - Arraignment.<br /> <br /> == Civil suit ==<br /> Michael Snyder also filled a civil suit against both Chris and Barb on 1 November 2011, 4 days after the incident.<br /> The reason for the lawsuit and what damages are being sought is currently unknown besides that it is related to the 28 October event. Barb attended a second hearing on 14 November, a third took place on 15 December, at the same time as her criminal case hearing, and a fourth occurred on 5 January at 1:00 PM. <br /> <br /> Chris' case at one point read 'Other Judgement', however, it appears to have been open again. Presumably, Chris appeared again in court on 5 January 2012 at 2:15 PM, shortly after his criminal hearing.<br /> <br /> Before the court hearing, Michael Snyder requested and received a Preliminary Protective Order against both Chris and Barbara. This order is similar to a restraining order, and prohibits Chris or Barb from contacting Michael or engaging in any threatening behavior towards him before the hearing. The order lasts for 15 days.&lt;ref&gt;http://www.dcjs.virginia.gov/victims/documents/podomesticviolence.pdf&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> On 5 April, Snyder was awarded full Protection Orders against both Chris and Barbara. A Protection Order can last up to two years and violation of the Protection Order can result in both civil and criminal charges.<br /> <br /> == Aftermath ==<br /> [[File:Card.PNG|thumb|Chris's only chance.]]<br /> <br /> On 4 November, soon after being bailed out of jail, Chris uploaded the pictures he took of Michael Snyder on the 28th to the CWCki, plastering them on the front page as well as Michael's own article, with Chris presumably doing it as a response to the events at The GAMe PLACe.&lt;ref&gt;[[Special:Contributions/Christianchandler]]&lt;/ref&gt; In the respective image descriptions, Chris claimed that Snyder molests children and taunted him for his [[obesity]].<br /> <br /> In the February Facebook leaks, Chris stated 'After October 28, 2011; I now have TOTAL Disrespect and Miscontent of the soo-called &quot;Officers of the Badge&quot;' as opposed only to those in colours other than blue and black. He also produced 50 copies of a flyer calling the Game Place a &quot;Cyber bullies' hang-out&quot; and encouraging people to stay far away which he then left around his usual attraction locations. This led to another run in with [[Jerkops]], in which Chris escaped by &quot;hiding and weaving around the parked cars&quot; and by driving a Mistubishi as opposed to [[Son-Chu]].<br /> <br /> ==Email?==<br /> Someone purporting to be in contact with Chris leaked an email, supposedly from the manbaby himself, shedding some light on the events of October 28. While the validity of the email is disputed, [[Surfshack Tito]] confirmed on [[/cwc/]] that the events of October 28 are basically the same as that described in the email.<br /> <br /> http://pastebin.com/Tm9EMppU<br /> <br /> Particularly telling is Chris stating that Michael Snyder wanted to lure him in with an announcement of a &quot;Pokemon tournament on the 22nd&quot;, despite Michael himself saying [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azjF90Q7JFA in this video] ''(that Chris himself used as proof)'' that he ''really'' hoped that Chris didn't show up.<br /> <br /> == Photos ==<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:HNI 0020.JPG|Chris's photo of The GAMe PLACe; note that everyone is looking at the camera<br /> File:HNI 0021.JPG|Chris's photograph of Michael Snyder<br /> File:HNI 0022.JPG|Chris's second photograph of Michael Snyder<br /> File:28 Oct 2011 Barb1.png|Barb's failure to stop felony charge<br /> File:28 Oct 2011 Barb2.png|Barb's felony assault on a police officer charge<br /> File:28 Oct 2011 Chris1.png|Chris's failure to stop felony charge<br /> File:28 Oct 2011 Chris2.png|Chris's misdemeanor assault charge<br /> File:28 Oct 2011 Chris3.png|Chris's trespass misdemeanor charge<br /> File:Chriscivil29.png|Michael Snyder's civil suit against Chris<br /> File:Barbcivil29.png|Michael Snyder's civil suit against Barbara<br /> File:PO-BARB.png|Michael Snyder's protection order against Barb.<br /> File:PO-CHRIS.png|Michael Snyder's protection order against Chris.<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Fan Art ==<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Chris mug.jpg|Artist's depiction of Chris's mugshot.<br /> File:Chris joker.jpg| Why so serious?<br /> File:TheJoker.png|Oh dear...<br /> File:Chris court sketch.png| An artist provides a theoretical court sketch.<br /> File:RAPSHT-P1.jpg| An artist compiled Chris's crimes onto a rap sheet. (Page 1/2)<br /> File:RAPSHT-P2.jpg| An artist compiled Chris's crimes onto a rap sheet. (Page 2/2)<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> <br /> ==References==<br /> &lt;references /&gt;<br /> <br /> == See also ==<br /> *[[6 June 2010]]<br /> *[[Chris and the Law]]<br /> <br /> [[Category:Events]]<br /> [[Category:The GAMe PLACe]]</div>

Shearod https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Virgin_with_rage&diff=159264 2012-04-17T23:45:46Z

<p>Shearod: /* No longer a virgin (no word on the rage) */</p> <hr /> <div>{{quote|Tell me why I'm stuck as a virgin with rage &lt;br&gt;Tell me why I so need a cute girl my age|[[So Need a Cute Girl]]}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:106-FrustratedVirgin.jpg|thumb|[[Autism|WHY?!]]]]<br /> <br /> '''Virgin with rage''' was [[Chris's]] description of himself whilst he was still a virgin. Chris claimed that when he was a virgin, his condition engendered [[stress|frustration]] and [[rage]]. It remains to be seen whether the loss of his virginity will change anything.<br /> <br /> Chris was very self-conscious about being a virgin, and frequently brought up the subject unprompted, even in casual conversation with people he had only just met. However, after being advised by his parents that it wasn't a good idea to mention that he was a VIRGIN WITH RAGE, he stopped this practice,&lt;ref&gt;[[Chris-Chan_(CWCipedia)#Chris_in_Person_.28From_THEIR_Point_of_View.29]]&lt;/ref&gt; one of the few times he has learned from his mistakes.<br /> <br /> == Hormonal rage ==<br /> Chris was extremely distressed about the possibility of being destined to be a virgin forever.<br /> <br /> {{quote|Sometimes I would want to touch her shoulder or back, feel her hair or give her a hug. I hold those urges back, because I care about her. And to keep myself from flying crazily off the handle at a random time, I keep my hormones in check at least twice a week by myself.|Chris on [[Megan]], [[Story of My Current Days]]}}<br /> <br /> Despite his claims that he was &quot;holding back&quot;, the emails with [[Megan]] paint a different picture, describing instances of him doing exactly what he says he wouldn't: touching her hair,{{cite}} touching her shoulder,{{cite}} giving her random and unwanted hugs, etc.&lt;ref&gt;[[Megan Emails, 2008]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;[[Mimms_and_Lucas_Q%26A#Chris_and_Megan]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> In another instance, Chris attempted to kiss [[Emily]] by surprise, during an unusually generous hug. Thankfully, she was able to avoid it, and left unscarred.&lt;ref&gt;[[Emily#Kiss_fail]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Likewise, [[Facebook]] correspondence between Chris and a young man named Joshua Alba revealed this pearl:<br /> {{quote|I've thought of a funny message for a Valentine's Day card. On the outside, &quot;Please Be Mine,&quot; and on the inside, &quot;My hormones are slam-banging, and I do not have a woman to put them in.&quot;<br /> <br /> I am not a sex freak; I'm just lonesome and sometimes horny.|Chris, [[Facebook messages]], 10 January 2010&lt;ref&gt;[[Facebook_messages#Other]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> Alba was doubtlessly traumatized.<br /> <br /> ==References by Chris==<br /> *&quot;[[So Need a Cute Girl]]&quot;, a song which Chris recorded in August [[2003]], features the first known use of the term &quot;virgin with rage.&quot;<br /> *Chris's letter to ''Nintendo Power'' about ''[[Sprung]]'' from the spring of 2004 concludes, &quot;So thank you, [[Nintendo]] and Ubisoft, for the dating advice that this frustrated virgin needed.&quot;<br /> *The first issue of ''[[Sonichu's News Dash]]'' from [[2004]] featured Chris's poem &quot;[[Saddest Heart in the World]]&quot;, where he whines repeatedly about his virginity and repeats some of the lyrics from &quot;So Need a Cute Girl.&quot;<br /> *According to an entry in [[CWC's_Diary#September.2C_2004|CWC's Diary]] from September [[2004]], Chris told his &quot;Lonesome Virgin story&quot; to a [[jerkop]] who interrupted his loitering at the mall.<br /> *After he lost [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]], Chris sent an angry e-mail to Sony, where he announced &quot;YET NOW I, A FRUSTRATED HIGH-FUNCTIONALLY AUTISTIC 25-YEAR OLD VIRGIN, HAVE BEEN [[South Park|BALLZ-BROKEN]] LIKE I HAVE THROUGH A BIG CHUNK OF MY LIFE IN AMERICA'S FAVORITE GAME, &quot;[[KICK THE AUTISTIC]]!&quot; *[[sigh]]*&quot;<br /> *Likewise, his [[PSN_Blogs#4_August_2007_.E2.80.94_Adam_Stackhouse.21.21.21|PSN Blog]] update from after losing the contest includes the line &quot;I am a FRUSTRATED, High-Functionally AUTISTIC, 25-YEAR OLD VIRGIN.&quot;<br /> *In Chris's first video address of the post-[[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] era, [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement]], he doesn't actually come out and bluntly announce that he's a virgin. [[CWC's Second Message]], however, hammers the point home. There, Chris calls himself &quot;the innocent, still 26-year-old virgin.&quot;<br /> *During his IRC fan chat from [[Chris's Sonichu IRC Chloe Introduction|26 October 2008]], Chris billed his fictitious new girlfriend [[Chloe]] as his &quot;VIRGIN-TAKER.&quot;<br /> *Chris's New Year's resolution for [[2009]], announced on [[IRC (02 January 2009)|IRC]]: &quot;Lose my Virginity with a Woman.&quot; Like most people's New Year's resolutions, he failed to follow through.<br /> *While molesting his blow-up doll in the [[I am devoted to My Sweetest Ivy]] video from 17 [[April 2009]], Chris says, &quot;Ivy, I promise you, I promise you my undying love and devotion, I promise you my heart, my soul, even my virginity...&quot;<br /> *Chris's [[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile|Wikipedia profile]] from [[May 2009]] includes multiple references to his virginity.<br /> *In the [[CWC Trollin More]] video from 19 [[July 2009]], Chris announced that he was &quot;still a virgin,&quot; retracting one of the more obvious lies in the [[Rollin' and Trollin']] video.<br /> *At the end of [[CCWC's Final Warning to the Second CWC]], from 9 [[August 2009]], Chris sums up his achievements in life (including his [[Julie|trip to Ohio]]) and says that &quot;the—only thing—mark that's not been checked yet for a good life is the virgin-breaker.&quot;<br /> *One of Chris's posts on the [[Adult Swim posts|Adult Swim forums]] was signed &quot;Lonely Virgin in Virginia, searching for a Sweetheart-Soulmate.&quot;<br /> *In the [[Common_Questions#15_January_2010|Common Questions]] from 15 [[January 2010]], a correspondent asked Chris why he was so fixated on sex. He answered, &quot;Oh, I don't know, how about being a Frustrated Virgin?!&quot;<br /> *Chris's [[&quot;Damian Antaria&quot;, PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|plea for sex to Damian Antaria]], uploaded 14 [[March 2010]], features his standard whine about being &quot;a 28-year-old high-functioning autistic virgin.&quot;<br /> <br /> ==No longer a virgin (no word on the rage)==<br /> On 12 [[April 2012]] a leaked [[Facebook]] message showed that Chris has been bragging about losing his virginity recently. There is some evidence in the post that, (if it is true, considering Chris' [[Lie|track record]]), it may have been a hired prostitute, given that she compared him to the last guy she was with, told him a [[Duck|blatant lie]] to make him feel good about himself and the most telling of all, Chris saying that his eventual 'Sweetheart-to-be' will find out about it, meaning that this was a [[Fuck Quest|one night stand.]]<br /> <br /> [[File:Virginbreaker.png]]<br /> <br /> == Sources ==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> <br /> == See also ==<br /> * [[Chris and anger]]<br /> * [[Chris and sex]]<br /> <br /> {{CWC-isms}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:CWC-isms]]</div>

Shearod https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=28_October_2011&diff=153150 2011-11-18T04:05:26Z

<p>Shearod: /* Civil suit */</p> <hr /> <div>{{recent}}<br /> On '''28 October 2011''' - a date which will live in infamy - the [[GAMe PLACe]] was suddenly and deliberately attacked by forces of the City of [[CWCville]].<br /> <br /> On that fateful Friday evening, around 5:20 p.m.&lt;ref&gt;Based on metadata from Chris's photos&lt;/ref&gt;, [[Chris]] and [[Barbara]] visited the GAMe PLACe and had an altercation with its [[manajerk|manager]], [[Michael Snyder]]. Chris took several photos of Michael on that day, and uploaded them to the [[CWCki]] in November. A bit of a delay, but it turns out, he and Barb had been [[jerkop|arrested]] and jailed for various offenses (trespassing, assault, and hit &amp; run). Now both have been charged with a Class 5 Felony, which implies &quot;a '''term of imprisonment of not less than one year''' nor more than 10 years, and ... a fine of not more than $2,500.&quot;&lt;ref&gt;http://leg1.state.va.us/000/cod/18.2-10.HTM&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Both Chris and Barb were bonded out on 29 October&lt;ref&gt;https://www.vinelink.com/vinelink/detailsAction.do?siteId=47000&amp;agency=228&amp;id=323013&amp;searchType=offender&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;https://www.vinelink.com/vinelink/detailsAction.do?siteId=47000&amp;agency=228&amp;id=125674&amp;searchType=offender&lt;/ref&gt;, with Chris's initial hearing being a week later than Barb's - possibly owing to the extra charge against him. It may also allow for additional information to be gathered about on his record of dealings with Michael Snyder and the GAMe PLACe, and also to consider any [[autism|medical grounds]] that may affect the outcome of any court proceedings against Chris. The Chandlers will be represented in court by [[Wikipedia:Robert B. Bell|Rob Bell]], a Republican member of the Virginia House of Delegates.<br /> <br /> This is the first major event that has come to light since the death of [[Bob]] on 6 [[September 2011]].<br /> <br /> == The charges ==<br /> Below are the charges brought against both Barbara and Chris, along with details and court dates based on the details from the [http://epwsgdp1.courts.state.va.us/gdcourts/captchaVerification.do?landing=landing General District Court Online Case Information System]. At present we do not have a full account of what happened during the incident and under what circumstances the charges were brought against the pair. However, based on at least one previous incident in [[June 2010]], we can assume a rough outline of events.<br /> <br /> ===Barbara's===<br /> * '''FAIL STOP ACCIDENT &gt; $1000 FEL''' (§ 46.2-894. Duty of driver to stop, etc., in event of accident involving injury or death or damage to attended property; penalty.&lt;ref name=&quot;a&quot;&gt;http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+46.2-894&lt;/ref&gt;)<br /> ** Class 5 Felony charge - Failing to stop after an accident where the damage exceeds $1,000 in value, thought to be vehicular damage on the grounds of The GAMe PLACe parking lot.<br /> * '''ASSLT: ON LAW ENF/DOC PERSON''' (§ 18.2-57. Assault and battery.&lt;ref name=&quot;b&quot;&gt;http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+18.2-57&lt;/ref&gt;)<br /> ** Class 6 Felony charge - Assaulting a law enforcement official. It's likely that this occurred when Barb attempted to prevent the police from arresting Chris.<br /> <br /> ==== Court dates ====<br /> * 31 October 2011 - Appeared in court to be formally charged.<br /> * 15 December 2011 - Due to appear in court again, possibly for the hearing. (1:00pm - Judge Robert Downer Jr.)<br /> <br /> ===Chris's===<br /> * '''FAIL STOP ACCIDENT &gt; $1000 FEL''' (§ 46.2-894. Duty of driver to stop, etc., in event of accident involving injury or death or damage to attended property; penalty.&lt;ref name=&quot;a&quot; /&gt;)<br /> ** Class 5 Felony charge - Failing to stop after an accident where the damage exceeds $1,000 in value, thought to be vehicular damage on the grounds of The GAMe PLACe parking lot.<br /> * '''ASSAULT: (MISDEMEANOR)''' (§ 18.2-57. Assault and battery.&lt;ref name=&quot;b&quot; /&gt;)<br /> ** Class 1 Misdemeanor charge - Attempted or actual assault against another person, perhaps [[Michael Snyder|Snyder]].<br /> * '''TRESPASS AFTER FORBIDDEN''' (§ 18.2-119. Trespass after having been forbidden to do so; penalties.&lt;ref&gt;http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+18.2-119&lt;/ref&gt;)<br /> ** Class 1 Misdemeanor charge - Trespassing on land or within an area from which the offender is forbidden, no doubt due to setting foot in The GAMe PLACe.<br /> <br /> ==== Court dates ====<br /> * 7 November 2011 - Appeared in court to be formally charged.<br /> * 15 December 2011 - Due to appear in court again, at the same time Barb is. (1:00pm - Judge Robert Downer Jr.)<br /> <br /> == Civil suit ==<br /> Michael Snyder also filled a civil suit against both Chris and Barb on 1 November 2011, 4 days after the incident.<br /> The reason for the lawsuit and what damages are being sought is currently unknown besides that it is related to the 28 October event.<br /> <br /> == Aftermath ==<br /> * On 4 November, soon after being bailed out of jail, Chris uploaded the pictures he took of Michael Snyder on the 28th to the CWCki, plastering them on the front page as well as Michael's own article, with Chris presumably doing it as a response to the events at The GAMe PLACe.&lt;ref&gt;[[Special:Contributions/Christianchandler]]&lt;/ref&gt; In the respective image descriptions, Chris claimed that Snyder molests children and taunted him for his [[obesity]].<br /> <br /> == Photos ==<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:HNI 0020.JPG|Chris's photo of The GAMe PLACe; note that everyone is looking at the camera<br /> File:HNI 0021.JPG|Chris's photograph of Michael Snyder<br /> File:HNI 0022.JPG|Chris's second photograph of Michael Snyder<br /> File:28 Oct 2011 Barb1.png|Barb's failure to stop felony charge<br /> File:28 Oct 2011 Barb2.png|Barb's felony assault on a police officer charge<br /> File:28 Oct 2011 Chris1.png|Chris's failure to stop felony charge<br /> File:28 Oct 2011 Chris2.png|Chris's misdemeanor assault charge<br /> File:28 Oct 2011 Chris3.png|Chris's trespass misdemeanor charge<br /> File:Christian_Chandler_Civil_Suit.png|Michael Snyder's civil suit against Chris<br /> File:Barbara_Chandler_Civil_Suit.png|Michael Snyder's civil suit against Barbara<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Fan Art ==<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Chris mug.jpg|Artist's depiction of Chris's mugshot.<br /> File:Chris joker.jpg| Why so serious?<br /> File:TheJoker.png|Oh dear...<br /> File:Chris court sketch.png| An artist provides a theoretical court sketch.<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> <br /> ==References==<br /> &lt;references /&gt;<br /> <br /> == See also ==<br /> *[[6 June 2010]]<br /> *[[Chris and the Law]]<br /> <br /> [[Category:Events]]</div>

Shearod https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=28_October_2011&diff=153149 2011-11-18T04:04:52Z

<p>Shearod: /* Civil suit */</p> <hr /> <div>{{recent}}<br /> On '''28 October 2011''' - a date which will live in infamy - the [[GAMe PLACe]] was suddenly and deliberately attacked by forces of the City of [[CWCville]].<br /> <br /> On that fateful Friday evening, around 5:20 p.m.&lt;ref&gt;Based on metadata from Chris's photos&lt;/ref&gt;, [[Chris]] and [[Barbara]] visited the GAMe PLACe and had an altercation with its [[manajerk|manager]], [[Michael Snyder]]. Chris took several photos of Michael on that day, and uploaded them to the [[CWCki]] in November. A bit of a delay, but it turns out, he and Barb had been [[jerkop|arrested]] and jailed for various offenses (trespassing, assault, and hit &amp; run). Now both have been charged with a Class 5 Felony, which implies &quot;a '''term of imprisonment of not less than one year''' nor more than 10 years, and ... a fine of not more than $2,500.&quot;&lt;ref&gt;http://leg1.state.va.us/000/cod/18.2-10.HTM&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Both Chris and Barb were bonded out on 29 October&lt;ref&gt;https://www.vinelink.com/vinelink/detailsAction.do?siteId=47000&amp;agency=228&amp;id=323013&amp;searchType=offender&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;https://www.vinelink.com/vinelink/detailsAction.do?siteId=47000&amp;agency=228&amp;id=125674&amp;searchType=offender&lt;/ref&gt;, with Chris's initial hearing being a week later than Barb's - possibly owing to the extra charge against him. It may also allow for additional information to be gathered about on his record of dealings with Michael Snyder and the GAMe PLACe, and also to consider any [[autism|medical grounds]] that may affect the outcome of any court proceedings against Chris. The Chandlers will be represented in court by [[Wikipedia:Robert B. Bell|Rob Bell]], a Republican member of the Virginia House of Delegates.<br /> <br /> This is the first major event that has come to light since the death of [[Bob]] on 6 [[September 2011]].<br /> <br /> == The charges ==<br /> Below are the charges brought against both Barbara and Chris, along with details and court dates based on the details from the [http://epwsgdp1.courts.state.va.us/gdcourts/captchaVerification.do?landing=landing General District Court Online Case Information System]. At present we do not have a full account of what happened during the incident and under what circumstances the charges were brought against the pair. However, based on at least one previous incident in [[June 2010]], we can assume a rough outline of events.<br /> <br /> ===Barbara's===<br /> * '''FAIL STOP ACCIDENT &gt; $1000 FEL''' (§ 46.2-894. Duty of driver to stop, etc., in event of accident involving injury or death or damage to attended property; penalty.&lt;ref name=&quot;a&quot;&gt;http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+46.2-894&lt;/ref&gt;)<br /> ** Class 5 Felony charge - Failing to stop after an accident where the damage exceeds $1,000 in value, thought to be vehicular damage on the grounds of The GAMe PLACe parking lot.<br /> * '''ASSLT: ON LAW ENF/DOC PERSON''' (§ 18.2-57. Assault and battery.&lt;ref name=&quot;b&quot;&gt;http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+18.2-57&lt;/ref&gt;)<br /> ** Class 6 Felony charge - Assaulting a law enforcement official. It's likely that this occurred when Barb attempted to prevent the police from arresting Chris.<br /> <br /> ==== Court dates ====<br /> * 31 October 2011 - Appeared in court to be formally charged.<br /> * 15 December 2011 - Due to appear in court again, possibly for the hearing. (1:00pm - Judge Robert Downer Jr.)<br /> <br /> ===Chris's===<br /> * '''FAIL STOP ACCIDENT &gt; $1000 FEL''' (§ 46.2-894. Duty of driver to stop, etc., in event of accident involving injury or death or damage to attended property; penalty.&lt;ref name=&quot;a&quot; /&gt;)<br /> ** Class 5 Felony charge - Failing to stop after an accident where the damage exceeds $1,000 in value, thought to be vehicular damage on the grounds of The GAMe PLACe parking lot.<br /> * '''ASSAULT: (MISDEMEANOR)''' (§ 18.2-57. Assault and battery.&lt;ref name=&quot;b&quot; /&gt;)<br /> ** Class 1 Misdemeanor charge - Attempted or actual assault against another person, perhaps [[Michael Snyder|Snyder]].<br /> * '''TRESPASS AFTER FORBIDDEN''' (§ 18.2-119. Trespass after having been forbidden to do so; penalties.&lt;ref&gt;http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+18.2-119&lt;/ref&gt;)<br /> ** Class 1 Misdemeanor charge - Trespassing on land or within an area from which the offender is forbidden, no doubt due to setting foot in The GAMe PLACe.<br /> <br /> ==== Court dates ====<br /> * 7 November 2011 - Appeared in court to be formally charged.<br /> * 15 December 2011 - Due to appear in court again, at the same time Barb is. (1:00pm - Judge Robert Downer Jr.)<br /> <br /> == Civil suit ==<br /> Michael Snyder also filled a civil suit against both Chris and Barb on 1 November 2011, 4 days after the incident.<br /> The reason for the lawsuit and what damages are being sought is currently unknown besides that it is related to the October 28th event.<br /> <br /> == Aftermath ==<br /> * On 4 November, soon after being bailed out of jail, Chris uploaded the pictures he took of Michael Snyder on the 28th to the CWCki, plastering them on the front page as well as Michael's own article, with Chris presumably doing it as a response to the events at The GAMe PLACe.&lt;ref&gt;[[Special:Contributions/Christianchandler]]&lt;/ref&gt; In the respective image descriptions, Chris claimed that Snyder molests children and taunted him for his [[obesity]].<br /> <br /> == Photos ==<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:HNI 0020.JPG|Chris's photo of The GAMe PLACe; note that everyone is looking at the camera<br /> File:HNI 0021.JPG|Chris's photograph of Michael Snyder<br /> File:HNI 0022.JPG|Chris's second photograph of Michael Snyder<br /> File:28 Oct 2011 Barb1.png|Barb's failure to stop felony charge<br /> File:28 Oct 2011 Barb2.png|Barb's felony assault on a police officer charge<br /> File:28 Oct 2011 Chris1.png|Chris's failure to stop felony charge<br /> File:28 Oct 2011 Chris2.png|Chris's misdemeanor assault charge<br /> File:28 Oct 2011 Chris3.png|Chris's trespass misdemeanor charge<br /> File:Christian_Chandler_Civil_Suit.png|Michael Snyder's civil suit against Chris<br /> File:Barbara_Chandler_Civil_Suit.png|Michael Snyder's civil suit against Barbara<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Fan Art ==<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Chris mug.jpg|Artist's depiction of Chris's mugshot.<br /> File:Chris joker.jpg| Why so serious?<br /> File:TheJoker.png|Oh dear...<br /> File:Chris court sketch.png| An artist provides a theoretical court sketch.<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> <br /> ==References==<br /> &lt;references /&gt;<br /> <br /> == See also ==<br /> *[[6 June 2010]]<br /> *[[Chris and the Law]]<br /> <br /> [[Category:Events]]</div>

Shearod https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=The_GAMe_PLACe&diff=153148 2011-11-18T03:42:38Z

<p>Shearod: </p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:The-Game-Place.jpg|thumb|The GAMe PLACe]]<br /> [[Image:GamePlace2.jpg|thumb|Another angle, revealing The GAMe PLACe to be adjacent to a Staples store.]]<br /> [[Image:HNI_0020.JPG|thumb|The inside of the PLACe as of 27 October 2011.]]<br /> {{Quote|I also hope that the Game and Hobby Place in Charlottesville... BURNS TO THE GROUND! ALONG WITH MICHAEL SNYDER!|Chris&lt;ref&gt;[[Autism Tutorial Part 3]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> '''The GAMe PLACe''' is a comic book, game, card, toy, and hobby shop in [[Charlottesville]]. For several years, up until the summer of [[2008]], Chris hung out there on a regular basis, going there every Friday without fail to play the ''[[Pokémon]]'' and ''Yu-Gi-Oh!'' [[card games]]. The shop hosts the [[Wikipedia:Pokémon_Organized_Play#Pok.C3.A9mon_TCG_Leagues|''Pokémon TCG'' League]], where Chris served as a self-proclaimed volunteer gym leader (though he was not endorsed in any way, and was largely simply tolerated by the store). The store has since been renamed '''Cville's Hobbies, Games, and Toys'''.<br /> <br /> After a long period of scaring off customers and being a confrontational douche, Chris was permanently kicked out of the store by one of the [[manager]]s, [[Michael Snyder]], on 28 [[August 2008]]. Since then, Chris has attempted several times to regain access to the store, to no avail thanks to Michael's insistence.<br /> <br /> ==People of note==<br /> Chris originally met [[Megan Schroeder]] at The GAMe PLACe in [[2005]], where they bonded over their shared interest in ''Yu-Gi-Oh!'' Megan continued to hang out at the shop even after her friendship with Chris [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|collapsed]] in the spring of [[2008]], although their relationship by that point was strained to say the least. Once she broke off all contact with Chris, she did her best to ignore him entirely when they were at the store at the same time.<br /> <br /> The other two best-known patrons of the shop, aside from Chris himself, are [[Daniel Mimms]] and [[Lucas]]. The two friends are the primary source of most of what is known about Chris's behavior at The GAMe PLACe (and most of the information in this article), which they revealed during a detailed [[Mimms and Lucas Q&amp;A|Q&amp;A session]] on the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC forums]]. They're also famous for having taken and uploaded the first photograph of Chris to reach the Internet, which Mimms snapped and Lucas uploaded to [[4-cent garbage.com|4chan]] in the fall of [[2007]].<br /> <br /> [[Michael Snyder]], one of the store's managers (he isn't the owner, though he's sometimes mistakenly described as such) would eventually become one of Chris's real-life nemeses when he kicked Chris out of the store in the summer of 2008.&lt;ref name=ban&gt;[[Mimms_and_Lucas_Q%26A#Chris.27s_ban_from_the_store|Mimms' and Lucas' Q&amp;A: Chris's ban from the store.]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Chris's attitude at The GAMe PLACe==<br /> {{quote|Chris would rarely ever shake anyone's hand after a game, and when he did, he quickly followed up with hand sanitizer.|[[Mimms]]}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:Sonichupunch.jpg|thumb|left|Chris acting his age.]]<br /> [[Image:TonyTyAndBriana.jpg|thumb|Some regulars.]]<br /> <br /> In his early days at The GAMe PLACe, Chris's behavior seems to have been more &quot;childlike&quot;, for lack of a better word. According to Mimms, who was a regular at the store for the entire time Chris hung out there, Chris avoided using foul language when he first started gaming at the store.&lt;ref name=homo&gt;[[Mimms_and_Lucas_Q%26A#Racism_and_homophobia|Mimms and Lucas Q&amp;A: Racism and Homophobia]]&lt;/ref&gt; He also never failed to show up for ''Pokémon'' games in his old [[Chris and cosplaying|Ash Ketchum costume]].<br /> <br /> The costume was eventually retired, however (by the time of the 2007 photo, Chris was showing up in his usual colorful clown shirts and sporting the [[Sonichu medallion]]), and Chris's behavior grew more aggressive and vulgar over the years. According to Mimms and Lucas, Chris often became angry at his card-game opponents, even small children. An [[Megan_Emails,_Aug-Dec_2007#Megan_is_pissed_that_Chris_is_nosing_in_her_business|October 2007 e-mail]] from Megan mentions an incident where Chris was extremely threatening and insulting to a guy whom he thought was putting the moves on his gal-pal.<br /> <br /> Mimms recounted a few instances of Chris displaying his dislike and distrust of black people. He was openly suspicious of the young black kids he played ''Pokémon'' and ''Yu-Gi-Oh!'' with, apparently because he thought they were going to make off with his cards.&lt;ref name=mimms1&gt;[[Mimms_and_Lucas_Q%26A#Initial_post|Mimms &amp; Lucas Q&amp;A: Initial Post]]&lt;/ref&gt; Chris also nearly managed to earn himself a beating from an older black gamer by the name of TJ:<br /> <br /> {{quote|Chris yells at him, &quot;I'm going to smack your effing face down!&quot; and TJ stands up like he's going to beat his ass. Chris shrinks back and and says &quot;I mean your face-down monster...&quot;|Mimms, [[Mimms and Lucas Q&amp;A]]}}<br /> <br /> Likewise, Chris's homophobia occasionally surfaced while he was hanging out at the shop. A [[gay]] regular at the shop by the name of Eric was the target of mockery and threats from Chris (although Mimms noted that, for obvious reasons, Chris wasn't likely to ever do him any great physical harm).&lt;ref name=homo/&gt; Chris also assumed that two of the shop's regulars were gay because they happened to exchange a few jokingly romantic remarks — his literal mind took that as proof that they were a couple.&lt;ref name=homo/&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Chris the [[card games|TCG]] gamer==<br /> [[Image:409-CWCWeekP3.jpg|thumb|Chris stares down his youthful opponent.]]<br /> <br /> {{quote|Chris was pretty awful at all the games he played.|Mimms, summing up Chris.&lt;ref name=mimms2&gt;[[Mimms_and_Lucas_Q%26A#Follow_up|Mimms and Lucas Q&amp;A]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> Though he apparently spent plenty of money buying new cards at the store&lt;ref&gt;[[Mimms_and_Lucas_Q%26A#Chris_as_a_customer|Mimms and Lucas Q&amp;A: Chris as a Customer]]&lt;/ref&gt; and built them into a sizable collection of themed decks, Chris didn't have any aptitude for deck-building or strategy in the ''Pokémon'' and ''Yu-Gi-Oh!'' trading card games. Even when playing against small children, he rarely won games or advanced in tournaments, although Mimms recounts one occasion where Chris managed to win a match on a day when most of the regular players were absent, and proudly hollered &quot;I'M THE LEVEL-UP KING!&quot;&lt;ref name=mimms2/&gt;<br /> <br /> Chris often declares that he was a gym leader in the store's ''Pokémon'' league (an older player who manages tournaments, keeps track of wins and losses, and so forth). It's mentioned on his [[Chris's resume|resume]], for instance, and he talks about it in the [[Father Call]]. However, his memory has apparently inflated his role considerably. &quot;He wasn't actually a gym leader,&quot; says Mimms, but rather a substitute who took the place of the regular gym leader on a few occasions. He also wasn't very good at the job, reportedly becoming angry and snapping at the players he was supposed to be taking care of.&lt;ref name=mimms2/&gt; This earned him his first ban from the store, lasting two weeks, which, according to Lucas, began on 4 April 2008.&lt;ref name=ban/&gt;<br /> <br /> To Chris's very slight credit, Mimms says he did resist using his custom ''Pokémon'' and ''Yu-Gi-Oh!'' cards in actual games.&lt;ref name=mimms1/&gt; Mimms and Lucas also noted that he played the [[Card games#UFS_(Ultimate_Fighting_System)_TCG|''Universal Fighting System'' card game]], often playing female characters such as Cassandra from the ''[[Soul Calibur]]'' series and [[CWC Fighter|Chun-Li]].<br /> <br /> ==The GAMe PLACe photograph==<br /> [[Image:Chrischannov2007.jpg|thumb|right|Blurry because [[Mimms]] was trying to be covert.]]<br /> <br /> In the fall of 2007, Chris discovered the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page devoted to him. There, he also discovered a blurry photograph of himself, which had been taken and posted to 4chan by Mimms and Lucas respectively.<br /> <br /> Though he'd already pretty thoroughly blown a gasket over the ED page, Chris went even crazier trying to discover the identity of the photographer. In an e-mail to [[Anna McLerran]] from [[November 2007]], he mentions pestering the staff of The GAMe PLACe to go through their anti-theft camera footage to find out who had taken the photo.&lt;ref&gt;[[Chris_E-mails_2007#November|Chris E-mails: November 2007]]&lt;/ref&gt; Unsurprisingly, they weren't very cooperative. According to Mimms, Chris complained about the photo and the ED page so loudly and frequently at the store that the management eventually threatened to kick him out if he didn't stop.<br /> <br /> Chris also complained to his mother, who apparently became as angry or more so. At one point, early in November, Chris's parents visited the store and interrogated Mimms as to the origin of the photo. After Mimms admitted that he had snapped the picture (but feigned ignorance as to how it found its way onto the Internet), they threatened to take legal action, but never actually did so.&lt;ref name=mimms2/&gt;<br /> <br /> Chris's &quot;investigations&quot; continued on and off for months after he originally found the picture. In an e-mail to Megan (sent in [[March 2008]] and oddly situated in-between desperate apologies for the porn he drew of her), he recounts an indirect confrontation with Lucas at [[GameStop]] on 8 March.<br /> <br /> {{quote|So it brought up to mind my first word being &quot;Monkey&quot;, so I told Mimms that. And with a turn around towards the accompanying Lucas, I said in his direction, &quot;Well, that's something new you didn't know about 'be-4' about this 'Chan'.&quot; I noticed a look on his face like, &quot;Wow, I can totally wail on that tidbit of information.&quot; He said nothing.|Chris's idea of subtlety, from the [[Megan_Emails,_2008#Chris_emails_her_some_detective_work.2C_Megan_likely_doesn.27t_give_a_shit|Megan e-mails]].}}<br /> <br /> Later, Lucas gave his own interesting take on the story.<br /> <br /> {{quote|The funniest part about that is that I have no recollection of him saying that to me whatsoever. I had no idea I was even a suspect until I saw that e-mail.|Lucas, [[Mimms_and_Lucas_Q%26A#Trolling_Chris_at_the_Game_Place|Mimms and Lucas Q&amp;A]]}}<br /> <br /> ==Chris gets the boot==<br /> Chris's behavior offended the store's management in a number of ways. Aside from punting his gym leader duties, scaring the small children he played card games with, picking fights with other players, and generally being a racist and homophobic creep, he would truck his video game consoles into The GAMe PLACe and take over the shop's flat-screen TV for considerable amounts of time, loudly sing along to [[Britney Spears]] during games, pitch fits inspired by his hatred of the [[HEXBox]] in public, and so on.&lt;ref&gt;[[Mimms and Lucas Q&amp;A]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> The trigger for his permanent ban in [[August 2008]] was a shouting match with a young black kid. That particular incident was merely the straw that broke the camel's back, though &quot;Mike was looking for any reason to ban him at this point,&quot; says Mimms.&lt;ref name=mimms1/&gt;<br /> <br /> Predictably, Chris did his best to resist getting kicked out of the store. He brought his parents in to argue his case with Michael Snyder, to which Michael responded by calling the [[police]]. Despite a fierce response from [[Barbara Chandler]], Chris and his family failed to move either Michael or the cops, and every indication is that Chris will never be allowed back into the store.&lt;ref name=mimms1/&gt; <br /> <br /> In the [[Jackie e-mails]], Chris offers his own chronology and version of events. There, he claims that he was thrown out of the store much earlier than Mimms indicates, in June 2008. The so-called &quot;Wii Incident&quot;, according to Chris, was when Michael Snyder forced Chris to stop bogarting the TV for his Wii. Doing this apparently caused a number of children to miss out on obtaining a few trade-only evolution Pokémon. Chris got angry and wrote a letter, sign, or simply scrawled a note on the side of a card box stating &quot;Michael Snyder Loves the &quot;F&quot; out of [[Mary Lee Walsh]].&quot; This, Chris claimed, was Michael's last straw and he booted him then. <br /> <br /> According to the [[CWCipedia]] article for [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Megan_Schroeder Megan Schroeder], Chris claims that Megan was there the day he was banned and claimed that she just stood there in shock, refusing to speak up for him. In reality, of course, she was simply disgusted by his behavior like any rational person would have been and relieved that his being kicked out of the store would be the last time Chris would ever be in her sight.&lt;ref&gt;http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Megan_Schroeder&lt;/ref&gt; Also, she refused to defend Chris not because of shock, but because of his sexual harassment, [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|destruction of her dignity]], anger issues, and overall immaturity, ultimately cementing the fact that nobody wants Chris to ever return to the store.<br /> <br /> In February 2011, Chris released the [[Autism Tutorial Part 3|third part of his Autism Tutorial]], in which he shared that he still feels bitter over his banning. In his words: &quot;And I also hope that the Game and Hobby Place in Charlottesville... burns to the ground! Along with Michael Snyder!&quot;<br /> <br /> ==Unbanning attempts==<br /> [[Image:Episode200Comment.PNG|thumb|Chris recounts flipping Michael Snyder the bird.]]<br /> <br /> Chris has repeatedly attempted to overcome his ban and gain readmission to the store. As mentioned in [[Chris_E-mails_2008#July|a July 2008 e-mail]], Chris sent a letter to Michael Snyder shortly after his initial one-month ban. In [[March 2009]], he attempted to apologize in the best way he knew how: [[Apology to Game &amp; Hobby Place|posting a video to YouTube on the off-chance the individual addressed would see it.]] This was [[Chris and remorse|not the most sincere apology in the world]], since Chris made it clear in a [[I Am The TRUE, Original CCWC|later video]] that he doesn't really understand why he was thrown out in the first place. A month later, in [[April 2009]], Chris attempted to sneak into the store, but when a cashier recognized him and caught him, Chris ran.<br /> <br /> Almost two years after his initial ban from The GAMe PLACe Chris would try again to get the ban lifted. Chris's conversations with Jackie reveal that he attempted to go to The GAMe PLACe after church on 11 [[April 2010]]. When he was once again recognized by a cashier who threatened to call the cops, Chris got angry and bolted. The next day, Chris visited the store again to talk to Michael Snyder in an attempt to have the ban removed. However, the visit did not turn out in Chris's favor, as [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|the audio from the incident]] shows. Michael refused to revoke the ban (later noting on YouTube, that Chris was actually reading the apology from a pre-written script&lt;ref&gt;[http://www.youtube.com/comment_servlet?all_comments&amp;v=u_p6bShW97Y YouTube comment by Mike.]&lt;/ref&gt;) and Chris took this about as well as could be expected; he flipped Michael off,&lt;ref&gt;[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWq4pB_Vikw YouTube comment by Chris.]&lt;/ref&gt; yelled &quot;JEW!&quot; at him, and left the store in a huff. [[Chris and the law|The police were called]] about the incident, according to Mimms, but Chris was already long gone by the time they arrived. No charges were pressed, likely because nobody was actually harmed.<br /> <br /> Later that day, Chris uploaded the audio of the incident to [[YouTube]], accompanied by a description soliciting harassment and &quot;trolling&quot; of Michael and his fellow employees. However, it was removed from the site in a matter of hours due to a &quot;Terms of Use Violation&quot;. Considering [[Chris and race|Chris's antisemitic remark]] directed at Michael, his invitation for others to harass him, and the possibly illegal nature of the recording, it's easy to see why it was pulled.<br /> <br /> Chris has never fully understood why he was kicked out of the store. According to Mimms, Chris didn't see what was wrong with his behavior at the time,&lt;ref name=ban/&gt; and he evidently hasn't reflected on the subject much in the intervening years. During the April 2010 visit to the store, the only possible grounds for his ban he could remember was the aforementioned &quot;Wii Incident&quot;. Later, when he posted an ad on CWCipedia complaining about Snyder's refusal to lift the ban, Chris appeared to believe that the store manager refused to let him in because he hated him personally and [[Kick the Autistic|people with autism in general]].<br /> <br /> In [[October 2010]], Chris made [[100 2261.MOV|yet another request]] to be readmitted. Wearing an ancient ''Pokémon'' League T-shirt, he apologized for his behavior and said that the ban was his fault, blaming the whole thing on his infamous &quot;[[stress]]&quot;. He also claimed to have only &quot;shouted a loud outburst&quot; twice. Mike was unmoved.<br /> <br /> With Chris's continued failure to overturn the ban, it is clear that his chances of winning entry to The GAMe PLACe are almost as remote as the chances of his [[duck]] winning entry to [[China]].<br /> <br /> ==The Charlottesville Incident==<br /> [[File:Sny.PNG|thumb|300px|Sonichu wishes Chris luck in his next murder attempt.]]<br /> On 4 [[June 2010]], Chris visited The GAMe PLACe. [[6 June 2010|He claimed]] that he wanted to take a photograph of Snyder to use as a dartboard, but when Snyder saw him with his camera outside, he chased Chris. Chris claimed that he tried to drive away, but was accosted by Snyder, a woman he didn't recognize, and the police. Snyder's version was more succinct:<br /> <br /> {{quote|Christian is in my parking lot right now being grilled by [[jerkop|the police]]. He took pictures of my daughter and tried to run me over with his [[car]]. they witness this, and I bet they still do nothing about it.}}<br /> <br /> The police listened to Chris rant about the trolls for a while and eventually made him delete the pictures and sent him home with a warning. Chris did not tell his parents anything and it would be [[Matthew Noble call|two months]] before they would learn about it.<br /> <br /> ==Crime story==<br /> <br /> On [[28 October 2011]], Chris and [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] got arrested and ended up facing multiple charges; hit-and-run, (both) misdemeanor assault, (Chris) attacking a law official (Barb) and trespassing (Chris). Going by [[28 October 2011|the details of said charges]], as well as recent photographs uploaded [[CWCki|on-site]] by Chris himself, it can be assumed that the two tried to enter the store, Chris got in a fight with Michael, the two tried and failed to escape the parking lot before the police arrived, damaging something in the process, and when the cops showed up Barb tried to stop them from arresting Chris.<br /> <br /> ==Chris's parents and The GAMe PLACe==<br /> A [[Matthew Noble call|phone conversation]] recorded in early [[August 2010]] reveals many more details about the odd attitude that Bob and Barb Chandler hold towards The GAMe PLACe. During the discussion, they evidence a total ignorance of how Chris behaved at the store and why he was banned. Barb shows signs of still holding a grudge over her visit to the store after Chris's final ban, while Bob suggests that he believes that the trolling of Chris somehow originates from a conspiracy at the store.<br /> <br /> {{quote|Mike and Megan are the ones that conspired together with a couple of other people — kids there that I think were gay — to persecute and torment Christian for years.|Bob Chandler, on the GAMe PLACe conspiracy.}}<br /> <br /> Bob does not explain why Mike, Megan, and the &quot;gay kids&quot; (likely a reference to Eric and Tito&lt;ref&gt;Mimms_and_Lucas_Q&amp;A#Racism and homophobia&lt;/ref&gt;) would create this grand conspiracy against Chris, but he goes as far as to accuse them of fraudulently obtaining access to Chris's credit cards and bank accounts. [[Best Buy|Data]] uncovered a month later shows that Chris wasted shit tons of money on PlayStation Network cards and games he won't play in the future, resulting in further debt and an excuse to blame Snyder and the trolls for stealing his credit cards.<br /> ==References==<br /> &lt;references /&gt;<br /> <br /> ==External links==<br /> *[http://www.cvilleshobbiesgamesandtoys.com/ Current website]<br /> *[http://www.thegameplace.com/ Old website]<br /> <br /> {{Places}}<br /> {{DEFAULTSORT:Game Place}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Attraction Locations]]</div>

Shearod https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Damien_Antaria_(CWCipedia_page)&diff=150157 2011-10-07T23:30:56Z

<p>Shearod: </p> <hr /> <div>[[File:WallflowerFap.png|thumb|&quot;And she enjoyed sharing our DNA during the movie we went to see.&quot;]]<br /> <br /> On 19 April 2010, [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] created a '''page''' all about [[The Wallflower]] on [[CWCipedia]] , the day after he created a [[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)|page on all his gal-pals and sweethearts]]. In it, Chris tells his side of the Wallflower story, replete with the usual lies, shirking of blame, and exaggerations.<br /> <br /> As one has come to expect from Chris, he [[lies]] frequently, claiming that they went out on a [[dating|date]] (they spent time together), &quot;shared DNA&quot; (most likely meaning they shared a [[fanta|drink]]), and that she never rejected Chris until the discovery of the [[CWCki]] (in fact, she [[Friend zone|&quot;friendzoned&quot;]] him and told him repeatedly that she [[&quot;Damian Antaria&quot;, PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|wasn't ready for a boyfriend]], ''a la'' [[Megan]].) As a result, Chris blames the Wallflower for having a [[Facebook]] and a Fanfiction.net account for the trolls to discover in the first place, and claims that it's the Wallflower's fault Chris was hurt.<br /> <br /> Chris also quotes the CWCki article on the Wallflower in a manner reminiscent of [[Chris chan (CWCipedia)|his butchered ED article]]. Notably absent is the section on the Wallflower's anonymity, which contrasts the CWCki's policy on keeping personal information on her to a minimum with his inability to stop constantly using her real name.<br /> <br /> When the info on the [[Sonichu_Forum#News Flash: Chris is still single IRL|Sonichu Forum]] was made public, it was confirmed by Chris' own words that the Wallflower had firmly friend-zoned him as early as ''29 January'', making his words about all the things they did post this time a blatant fabrication at best or a stalker fantasy at worst. In addition, the kiss he claims to have shared with the Wallflower would have been his first kiss- a huge, monumental occasion in his life (one step below losing his hated virginity in importance). However... in e-mails sent to [[Jackie]] and subsequently leaked by her, Chris admits (nearly ten days before this article was written, but LONG after their 'breakup') that [[Jackie E-mails#Chris' Questionaire #1|Chris had never been kissed on the mouth by someone outside his family before]]. As if that wasn't enough, in a [[Jackie Chat 1|later chat]] with Jackie Chris outright admitted he and the Wallflower never had a french kiss.<br /> <br /> In essence, aside from the [[Father Call]] this page contains some of the biggest flights of fantasy, blatant lies, exaggerations, half-truths and flat out delusions seen yet from Chris- except, of course, this time there's nobody here to call him out on it. [[CWCki|Except us.]]<br /> <br /> =The page=<br /> <br /> [''Chris originally uploaded the page under the Wallflower's real name, and then thought better of it, wiped the page, and reuploaded it under her pen name. The content, aside from the page title, was essentially unchanged.'']<br /> <br /> ==The Truth==<br /> <br /> ===Intro===<br /> <br /> Firstly, in reference to the [[Trolls]]' &quot;Introduction&quot; on their page, &quot;Heir to [[Megan Schroeder]]&quot;? W.T.F. are they trying to imply here? I [[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)#Megan Schroeder|had LOOOOOONG moved on]] from Megan. [[Julie|I have met MORE WOMEN]] that those trolls will never learn about; it is none of their D*** Business anyway. And my [[virgin with rage|virginity]] is NONE of their concern. And it was their doing that made &quot;Damien&quot; aware of their original page of c*** and [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|immature]] put-downs and insults.<br /> <br /> ===What had happened===<br /> <br /> I met &quot;Damien&quot; late [[January 2010|January, 2010]] in the first of a few Social Group meetings in [[Charlottesville]], VA; we enjoyed each other's company that night, and we started pleasant communications between us. We [[Chris and English|successfully communicates]] over telephone and e-mail, and we went out on a few dates.<br /> <br /> Being careful on NOT revealing her identity, and out of glee, I made a note on the C-Log about the relationship and not stating her name. I do not need to prove myself to anyone on the internet. I respectfully requested that NO ONE INTERFERE in the relationship, but NOOOOO, the Trolls HAD to stick their [[Niggo|n*****]] noses into my affair.<br /> <br /> [[lies|&quot;Damien&quot; did not reject me at all]] before the page against her was created. She welcomed me Massaging her Shoulders, Neck and Back. She did not object Holding Hands. She appreciated the Kiss I gave her. And she enjoyed sharing our DNA during the movie we went to see.<br /> <br /> For your information, &quot;[[Lovely Weather]]&quot; in my 10th book is NOT BASED ON ANYONE; SHE IS PURELY FICTIONAL.<br /> <br /> &quot;Damien&quot; and I, we were even starting work on a book of a series; I gave her the scenario idea. I wanted her FanFiction Fans to get a foretaste of the book series, so I started creation of a [[LittleBiGPlanet]] Level, and stated that it was a &quot;Chris Chan/Damian Anteria&quot; Production. AGAIN, being careful NOT to use her Real Name.<br /> <br /> Then the trolls upped and googled her pen name; I had thought it cool. But there was a Monkey in the works, and that was &quot;Damien&quot;'s Doing; SHE HAD TO HAVE A Facebook Page with her REAL NAME and LINKS to her FanFictions on it.<br /> <br /> ===The Breakup===<br /> <br /> The D*** Trolls then made their page against her, then made her aware of it in a &quot;Review&quot; entry. She became very angry at me, like I had control of what the Trolls, themselves, do, of which I DO NOT. Time passed, and she was still angry at me; she broke up our relationship and friendship.<br /> <br /> '''I was left having to Suffer Linger Heartaches for Over TWO WEEKS.'''<br /> <br /> Later on, this &quot;Tito&quot; communicates with me, confessing that it was HE that created the page and that HE informed &quot;Damien&quot; about it. And HE makes up a Fake Photograph of him and her together and sends it to me. That mother f***** son of a b**** can go rot in hell right now for all I care.<br /> <br /> And to make it all worse, the trolls called her and her family up, PRETENDING to be me with their Voice-Manipulating Devices and their Camouflage Devices changing their Phone Numbers/&quot;Restricted&quot;/&quot;Unknown&quot; Status to my phone number to appear on their Caller IDs. You Trolls WILL see [[chris and the law|JAILTIME]] or [[Chris and Reality|DEATH]] soon enough.<br /> <br /> ===Retribution===<br /> <br /> At a future Social Group Meeting, I was able to let &quot;Damien&quot; know about my pains, and I would have appreciated an apology. But NO, she just ignores me like the plague. [[Chris and his Ego|Now she'll have to live the rest of her life with the recurring memory of hurting me like she did]]. [[Women's rights|Got-Dang Asexual Woman]]!<br /> <br /> ==Their Version== <br /> ''Note: All links were red on the CWCipedia except for Megan Schroeder, Mailbag 46, CWC Blog, Mailbag 56, and 15 January 2010.''<br /> <br /> ===Intro===<br /> <br /> &quot;'''The Wallflower'''&quot; aka '''Damian Antaria''' is the heir to [[Megan Schroeder]], a female friend [[Chris]] met some time around early [[2010]]. She is one of the few girls Chris has managed to associate with in his post-high-school years who is not (as far as can be seen) a direct result of [[trolling]]. In [[March 2010]], she joined the long list of would-be [[sweetheart]]s with whom Chris has failed to lose his hated virginity.<br /> <br /> Whether or not the Megan-esque ending of their relationship is actually to blame on the trolls or is a direct result of Chris being himself is unknown. There is evidence that the Wallflower has been made aware of the [[CWCki]].<br /> <br /> ===&quot;References by Chris&quot;===<br /> Exactly when Chris first met her is not clear. While he jumped at the chance to advertise his involvement with some of his other women friends to the world, he initially made only oblique, passing references to this one. (Also, less information was forthcoming about this particular sweetheart than some because unlike, say, [[PandaHalo]], she wasn't actively leaking every detail of her communications with Chris to fellow trolls.)<br /> <br /> The first signs of Chris's involvement with the Wallflower showed up in late January 2010. In [[Mailbag 46]], answered on 26 January, Chris claimed to have joined a &quot;Young Adult Social Group&quot; and &quot;met a lovely woman there who likes me too; we are hitting it off like two hip wallflowers.&quot; Around the same time, in [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 3]] (which took place on 30 January), Chris said he was expecting a phone call that may have been from her. <br /> <br /> In the 14 February 2010 edition of the [[CWC Blog]], Chris declared that &quot;currently, my girl friend and I are getting along great; the relationship is progressing. I only ask for y'all to leave me with my relationship, and not make me feel intruded by inquiring constantly.&quot; When a correspondent in [[Mailbag 56]] challenged Chris to prove the existence of his new &quot;girl friend,&quot; Chris replied &quot;She does exist, and I do not appreciate your tone at all.&quot;<br /> <br /> In [[Sonichu 10]], Chris mentioned that he had met up and had sex with his future wife, [[Lovely Weather]] in a page that was uploaded 9 December 2009. As it was considered unusual for Chris to write about an entirely fictional sweetheart, it's possible that Lovely Weather was based on this person.<br /> <br /> It's not clear how far the relationship actually &quot;progressed,&quot; however. Chris, we can be certain, had designs on a physical relationship with her from the start. He has no truck with the notion of &quot;[[Friend zone|just friends]].&quot; The Wallflower may have felt otherwise, which could explain Chris's angry remarks on the subject of the &quot;friend zone&quot; in the [[Common Questions#15_January_2010|15 January 2010]] edition of the Mailbag. His [[&quot;Damian_Antaria&quot;,_PLEASE,_Don't_Leave_Me_-_I_NEED_YOU!!!|plea to her]] from 14 March supports this supposition — in that video, Chris says that while they were acquainted, she told him she wasn't interested in a boyfriend.<br /> <br /> Even with all evidence to the contrary, in his [[03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV|C-Ya Later video]], he [[Chris and Reality|refers to her as his]] [[Boyfriend-free girl|&quot;girlfriend&quot;]], despite outright stating earlier that she had refused all his advances.<br /> <br /> ===&quot;Breakup?&quot;===<br /> <br /> When it was found out that Chris had a possibly non-troll gal-pal, most of the trolls agreed that the best course of action was to let the events play out on their own and have her find out herself about Christian. Despite this, one troll decided to f*** it all up and link her to the CWCki.<br /> <br /> On 10 March 2010, Chris released [[A message to the Trolls]]. Emotionally distraught, he speaks in vague terms about troll interference in his life, and of the pains of a broken heart. At the same time, in a [[Cwc_blog|Captain's Log]] entry on the CWCipedia, Chris mentioned &quot;BREAK-UPS FROM BEING EVEN SIMPLY FRIENDS WITH ME&quot;, which presumably refers to her cutting off all contact with him.<br /> <br /> In the wee hours of 11 March 2010, Chris released [[Don't Mess With Me|a second video]], mentioning a theoretical meeting between him and an imaginary [[Clyde Cash]]. He beats the shit out of himself and the air, pulls out a tiny little [[pocket knife]] and cuts the throat of his invisible enemy, making it seem as if he blames the loss of the Wallflower or some other troubles on his old nemesis Clyde.<br /> <br /> On 14 March 2010, Chris uploaded a new video and appeared to shift the blame to another troll, [[Surfshack Tito]]. Chris makes a resolution to &quot;regain the love and trust and friendship&quot; of his gal-pal. <br /> <br /> Later that same day, Chris made [[&quot;Damian Antaria&quot;, PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|another video]] (in a different shirt, suggesting he woke up in the early afternoon) where he again referred to The Wallflower by her pen name. The fact that at no point did he say anything along the lines of &quot;Ignore the trolls&quot; suggests that, ultimately, Wallflower finding out about the CWCki was not why she broke contact with him. Especially so when you consider that the video was about him singing about how he hates her boyfriend despite knowing nothing about him.<br /> <br /> In the [[Surfshack Tito E-mails]], Chris is mocked by Tito claiming to have had sex with the Wallflower. While Chris was initially incredulous, in a [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|later video]] he expressed outrage at Tito for &quot;taking her from [him]&quot;, implying that he believes that the Wallflower is involved with Tito in some capacity.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> -----<br /> <br /> <br /> {{CWCipedia|chris=Damien Anteria|linkname=Damien Anteria}}<br /> <br /> {{sweethearts}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:CWCipedia]]</div>

Shearod https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Chris_Chan_Update_24_September_2008&diff=148168 2011-09-24T03:12:51Z

<p>Shearod: </p> <hr /> <div>'''Chris Chan Update 24 September 2008''' (officially '''Chris Chan Update September 24, 2008''') is the first video in which the phrase &quot;[[Captain's Log]]&quot; is used.<br /> <br /> After nearly two weeks of near-total silence following the [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 11th, 2008|9/11 attacks]], Christian decides it is necessary to assure his fans that he has not committed suicide. He also implores his fans not to persecute Adam Stackhouse, as Christian himself has found it in his heart to forgive him for cheating in the [[Chop Chop Onion's Rap Showdown]] contest.<br /> <br /> Christian then announces that he is in love with [[PandaHalo]], and declares his love for her by performing [[wikipedia:Rickrolling|Rick Astley's classic hit &quot;Never Gonna Give You Up.&quot;]] In true Chris-Chan form, the only way he knows of the song is from the episode of ''[[Family Guy]]'' where Brian performs it in a parody of the &quot;Johnny B. Goode&quot; scene in ''Back to the Future'', which he uses for musical accompaniment. Even then, he screws up some of the lyrics, which makes him the only human being on the [[Internet]] who does not have the words to &quot;Never Gonna Give You Up&quot; permanently etched into his memory.<br /> <br /> Following this serenade, Christian issues empty threats to the people leaking his interactions with PandaHalo to the internet, never once realizing that Panda herself is the source of the leak.<br /> <br /> This round of Chris's devotion to Panda would last less than five days. On 29 September, he swore eternal loyalty to [[Blanca Weiss]], his other sweetheart of the moment, a commitment he managed to stick to for roughly three weeks until Blanca dumped him. After crashing into slumber for a short while, he ran back to Panda again.<br /> <br /> The Rickroll in this video led many casual Chris-Chan watchers to decide that he absolutely had to be a highly elaborate troll, or at least that he possessed enough self-awareness to engage in [[counter-troll]]ing. Panda has alleged that this was Chris's idea, as he heard the song on ''Family Guy'' and was totally unaware of the Rickroll meme, yet this still leaves many skeptical.<br /> <br /> ==Video==<br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = Chris Chan Update September 24, 2008<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|f-5Kkax09XU}}<br /> | stardate = 24 [[September 2008]]<br /> | subject = {{Galpals|text}}; {{Music|text}}<br /> | style = {{Crazy|text}}<br /> | saga = {{Stackhouse|text}}; {{Panda|text}}<br /> | shirt = {{DogShirt|text}}<br /> | previous = [[Christian's_Update_13_September_2008#Watch|Christian's Update 13 September 2008]]<br /> | next = [[Chris_Sex_Videos#Chrischan_the_Elephant|Chris's Sex Videos / Chris-Chan the Elephant]]<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{quote|I am still alive and healthy; Adam Stackhouse is forgiven, so don't attack him or his family; my Sweet Panda Bear is REAL (NO hacker is gonna stop our love, so STAY OUT, you bastards)!}}<br /> <br /> === Transcript ===<br /> <br /> Captain's Log. Stardate: September... 24th, [[2008]].<br /> <br /> This is an update for the Sonichu fan dase—fan base. As you can see, I am safe and well. I have no intention of hurting or killing myself. And I am fi—and I'm very well, and the comics will be s-- will be resumed in the drawing production soon enough.<br /> <br /> Also, I would like to, uh, update, by letting y'all know about, uh, [[Adam Stackhouse]], who was the winner of the, uh, Play—of [[Chop Chop Onion's Rap Showdown|that PaRappa contest]]. Leave him alone. I hold no grudge against him. So l-- yeah, leave him and his family - including his sister - alone. It's all forgiven. ''It's all in the past.'' Done deal.<br /> <br /> Also… I have a big announcement! [''inhales deeply''] ''I'm taken.'' I'm taken by my [[PandaHalo|Sweet Panda Bear]]. My “Sweet Panda Bear” because—I call her my “Sweet Panda Bear” because, uh, I don't want to reveal her true name… for sss—for my fear of her s-- for my worry about her safety. But I want to shout out my love to her. So, my Sweet Panda Bear, this is for you.<br /> <br /> [jump cut to Chris playing the audio from a clip from ''Family Guy'']<br /> <br /> [''badly sings along to this 80-second-long edited version of Rick Astley’s “Never Gonna Give You Up”, closing with his own addition of “my Sweet Panda Bear!”'']<br /> <br /> [jump cut to Chris suddenly wearing his glasses]<br /> <br /> And also, I wanna tell every one of you jerks who have… hacked into our conversations and into her account recently… ''don’t you ever do that again, you bastards!''<br /> <br /> And, uh, for my—uh, for my AOL associate who, uh, gave me the—uh, who showed me the, uh, HTM—who showed me the… little page of, uh, document: an apology was—tha—you were right. An apology… was premature. ‘Cause she is real. ''She is reeeaaal!''<br /> <br /> ''I love you, Sweet Panda!''<br /> <br /> ==Fan videos==<br /> {{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> | name = Chrisrolld<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|VoCgyRG2Oxw}}<br /> | stardate = 08 [[February 2009]]<br /> | maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/RosechusPickle RosechusPickle]<br /> | subject = <br /> | type = Remix<br /> }}<br /> {{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> | name = One Winged Autistic<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|2ix5Ith-fSU}}<br /> | stardate = 29 [[March 2009]]<br /> | maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/RosechusPickle RosechusPickle]<br /> | subject = <br /> | type = <br /> | info = A remix played to the song &quot;One Winged Angel&quot; from ''Final Fantasy VII''.<br /> }}<br /> {{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Christian's Update 13 September 2008]]|nextlink=[[Chris Sex Videos]]|}}<br /> <br /> {{Captain's Log}}<br /> {{Music Videos}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Captain's log entries| 2008-09-24]]<br /> <br /> [[Category:Chris-chan videos, September 2008| 24]]<br /> [[Category:Blanca Saga videos| 2008-09-24]]<br /> [[Category:PandaHalo Saga videos| 2008-09-24]]</div>

Shearod https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Bob_Chandler&diff=146717 2011-09-19T04:14:31Z

<p>Shearod: /* BobWatch™ */</p> <hr /> <div>: ''&quot;Bob&quot; redirects here. For the troll occasionally known as Bob, see [[Robert Simmons V]].''<br /> <br /> <br /> {{quote|It was an interesting life I had.|Bob, at peace.}}<br /> {| class=&quot;infobox&quot; style=&quot;width: 21em; font-size: 90%;&quot;<br /> |-<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; | Chandler family<br /> |-<br /> | colspan=&quot;2&quot; | [[Image:Chrischansdad.jpg|300px]]<br /> |-<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; |Bob Chandler<br /> |-<br /> | '''Birth name'''<br /> | Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.<br /> |-<br /> | '''Nicknames'''<br /> | [[Bob Walks In|Internet Lumberjack]]<br /> [[Cole|That fuck Bob]]<br /> |-<br /> | '''Born'''<br /> | 4 September [[Pre-1980#1920s|1927]]<br /> |-<br /> | '''Died'''<br /> | 6 September [[2011]] (heart failure)<br /> |-<br /> | '''Gender'''<br /> | Male<br /> |-<br /> | '''Nationality'''<br /> | [[United States of America|American]]<br /> |-<br /> | '''Race'''<br /> | White (1/16th [[Cherokee]])<br /> |-<br /> | '''Marriage'''<br /> | Patricia&lt;br&gt;<br /> [[Barb]] (1980-2011)<br /> |-<br /> | '''Issue'''<br /> | Dr. David Alan Chandler&lt;br&gt;<br /> Carol Suzanne Chandler&lt;br&gt;<br /> [[Christian Weston Chandler]]<br /> |-<br /> | '''Parents'''<br /> | Robert Franklin Chandler Sr. (father)&lt;br&gt;Jean Holloman Chandler (mother)<br /> |-<br /> | '''Education'''<br /> | Auburn University (engineering)<br /> |-<br /> | '''Occupation(s)'''<br /> | Military communications, engineer<br /> |-<br /> |}<br /> [[Image:DemonicLumberjack.jpg|thumb|'''The Internet Lumberjack''' in his final form]]<br /> '''Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.'''&lt;ref&gt;[[Blanca E-mails#Chris likes Blanca|Email to Blanca]]&lt;/ref&gt; (4 September [[Pre-1980#1920s|1927]]- 6 September [[2011]] &lt;ref&gt;http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d155.html#P155&lt;/ref&gt;) was the father of [[Christian Weston Chandler]], [[Carol Chandler]] and [[David Alan Chandler]], and husband of [[Barbara Weston Chandler]]. Bob became a firm favorite with [[trolls]] due to Chris's intense dislike of him and Bob's infamous cameo when he walked in on Chris [[mass debating]].&lt;ref&gt;[[Bob Walks In]]&lt;/ref&gt; His nickname, &quot;the [[Internet]] Lumberjack,&quot; comes from this incident.<br /> <br /> While loathed by and estranged from his other children and step-child, Bob was still viewed as a better parent than his wife [[Barbara]], due to him being somewhat concerned with Chris's current status as a [[virgin with rage]], and the fact that he occasionally tried to guilt him into being more considerate by bringing up the fact that he devoted 29 years to raising a selfish manchild. Of course, Chris was unfazed by these attempts.<br /> <br /> Bob conversed with numerous trolls. Thanks to his tendency to yap on, more information became known through these talks.<br /> <br /> Bob died on 6 September 2011, at Martha Jefferson Hospital ICU surrounded by family, pastor and hospital staff.&lt;ref name=&quot;BobObit&quot;&gt;http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/dailyprogress/obituary.aspx?n=robert-franklin-chandler&amp;pid=153539600&lt;/ref&gt; <br /> <br /> ==Biography==<br /> [[Image:GrandWizardBob.jpg|thumb|&quot;I seen crosses burnin', fella.&quot;]]<br /> <br /> ===Service and education===<br /> <br /> Bob was born in [[Wikipedia:Fort Worth, Texas|Fort Worth, Texas]]&lt;ref name=&quot;Prank calls&quot;&gt;[[Prank calls]]&lt;/ref&gt; and raised in [[Wikipedia:Alabama|Alabama]].&lt;ref name=&quot;About&quot;&gt;[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#About Bob (7:18 - 16:45)]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Bob was drafted after [[Wikipedia:World War II|World War II]] and placed in [[Wikipedia:Signal Corps (United States Army)|the Signal Corps]]. There, he learned how to install valve systems, switchboards, and telephones, and got to visit the beautiful North Korea. When he got out, he couldn't get a job and so went to college on the [[Wikipedia:G.I. Bill|G.I. Bill]].&lt;ref name=&quot;About&quot; /&gt;<br /> <br /> Since he figured he'd get &quot;swallowed up&quot; at a big college, Bob picked a small college to study pre-Engineering for two years. He was also in a band and learned a lot about [[music]]. He then moved onto [[Wikipedia:Auburn University|Auburn University]], a big college, to earn his engineering degree.&lt;ref name=&quot;About&quot; /&gt; As an engineer, he never learned to spell properly.&lt;ref&gt;[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#The Date Begins (4:47 - 7:17)]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Career===<br /> <br /> Bob worked for [[Wikipedia:Western Electric|Western Electric]] for forty years. Using skills learned in the Army, he built for the company their first automatic [something] (it's unclear what Bob says here). General Electric heard about it and offered him a job in upstate New York. Since New York is too cold (and Yankee) for Bob, he moved away after three years, working in North Carolina for some time.&lt;ref name=&quot;About&quot; /&gt; He worked with both Goodrich and Goodyear.&lt;ref name=&quot;PSN 37&quot; /&gt;<br /> <br /> With General Electric, Bob was responsible for at least seven patents. [[Barbara]] claimed, in an e-mail to [[Miyamoto]], that because of Bob's influence in the computer world, the [[Wikipedia:Nintendo Entertainment System|NES]] &quot;might not have arrived so soon&quot; (despite video game technology actually being pioneered by [[Wikipedia:Ralph Baer|Ralph Baer]]).&lt;ref name=&quot;Barbara&quot; /&gt;<br /> <br /> As examples of Bob's accom-PLISH-ments, as Chris would say, he automated a steel mill for rolling steel for cars, a paper mill for papers into the form of Kleenex, warehousing, railroads and tanker ships. He designed scooters, die casting machines, machines for producing plastic products&lt;ref name=&quot;About&quot; /&gt; and a [http://www.google.com/patents/about?id=PIU_AAAAEBAJ vehicle logging system]. A fact that both Chris and Barbara have bragged about is that Bob designed [http://www.google.com/patents/about?id=vScrAAAAEBAJ controls] that were used in plastic water container molding machines.&lt;ref name=&quot;About&quot; /&gt;&lt;ref name=&quot;Barbara&quot;&gt;[[Miyamoto Saga#Barbara]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ===World consciousness===<br /> <br /> [[Image:0012-BobbyReading.jpg|thumb|Bob learning how to cut that Internet down]]<br /> <br /> On the other hand, Bob himself was proud of his &quot;natural inclination for logic,&quot; although he was &quot;inundated&quot; by all his designs and whether he did good for the world.&lt;ref name=&quot;About&quot; /&gt;<br /> <br /> Speaking of the world, Bob had been interested in it since he was 10, and had become very world conscious as a believer in the [[Wikipedia:United Nations|United Nations]]. He began by collecting foreign stamps in the [[1930s]]. He had collected 15,000–20,000 LPs from various genres and cultures.&lt;ref name=&quot;PSN 37&quot;/&gt; Bob traveled the world in his day for business and [[china|pleasure]].<br /> <br /> Politically, Bob identified as a [[Wikipedia:Republican Party (United States)|Republican]], and did not vote for [[Barack Obama]] in [[Wikipedia:United States presidential election, 2008|the 2008 presidential election]].&lt;ref name=&quot;Prank calls&quot;/&gt;<br /> <br /> In a potentially damaging moment on 18 [[February 2009]], Bob doubted the existence of [[Molvanîa]], [[Julie]]'s country of origin.&lt;ref&gt;[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5]]&lt;/ref&gt; However, he continued talking under the assumption that Molvanîa was under Russian control.&lt;ref name=&quot;PSN 37&quot;&gt;[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Health and late life===<br /> <br /> [[Image:LumberjackTapestry.JPG|thumb|Robert had Medieval English ancestry]]<br /> [[File:Heart15.jpg|thumb|Computer-generated model of Bob's near-shattered heart.]]<br /> Bob lived on social security and his General Electric pension.&lt;ref name=&quot;Raising&quot;&gt;[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#Raising Chris-Chan (16:46 - 00:00)]]&lt;/ref&gt; He never really had people to chat with (he loved to ramble if the person showed some slight interest), so he sat around, listened to music, and took care of the garden inside the greenhouse. &lt;ref name=&quot;PSN 37&quot; /&gt; With a 1970s stereo system set up in the greenhouse, he went to &quot;swing with the music&quot; on his swing there.&lt;ref name=&quot;Raising&quot; /&gt;<br /> <br /> Bob had had two triple bypasses and four heart attacks. He wore an [[Wikipedia:Artificial pacemaker|artificial pacemaker]].&lt;ref&gt;[[Mumble 3]]&lt;/ref&gt; In a recent prank call, Bob revealed that after surgery for cancer it was discovered that he had a fluid build up in his legs which can cause heart failure. This rapid decline in health worried him. &lt;ref name=&quot;Prank calls&quot;/&gt; He attributed his long life to the [[Cherokee]] in him. His uncles and grandfather all lived to 90-100.&lt;ref name=&quot;PSN 37&quot; /&gt; <br /> <br /> A major question in the [[troll]] community is what will happen now that Bob has died.<br /> <br /> ===What about Bob?===<br /> <br /> [[Image:Bobbetter.jpg|thumb|&quot;Now will you PLEASE let me get back to God of War 3???&quot;]]<br /> <br /> On 1 [[March 2010]], Chris [[Twitter]]ed that Bob had been taken to the hospital in the early morning for &quot;congested [''sic''] [[Wikipedia:Heart failure|heart failure]]&quot;. Chris seemed confident that his father would come home shortly. Considering Bob's age, lifestyle, and long history of heart disease, [[Chris and death|Chris did not seem to grasp the seriousness of heart failure in an elderly man]]. Before his death, Bob was the only thing keeping [[14 Branchland Court|the Chandler household]] from imploding, and as such, trolls and white knights alike wished him the best.<br /> <br /> [[Image:Bobbed.jpg|thumb|Apart from the dying heart]]<br /> <br /> In the month following Bob's hospitalization, Chris was remarkably quiet on the subject. Information about his condition was hard to come by, as we only learned something [[Ego|once it has inconvenienced Chris enough for him to come online and complain about it]]. Statistically, congestive heart failure is not as immediately fatal as its name implies.&lt;ref&gt;[[Wikipedia:Congenital Heart Failure|Congenital Heart Failure]]&lt;/ref&gt; But again, Bob's age, prior heart attacks and lifestyle made this a serious matter.<br /> <br /> Chris's videos over the month of March made no mention of Bob at all. Staying true to his painfully predictable nature, Chris instead lost a [[The Wallflower|girlfriend he never had]], [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|made racial slurs and death threats to a cartoon character]], and [[F Abstinance|raged against abstinence]]. But no mention of his ailing father. <br /> <br /> A poster on [[/cwc/]] contacted Chris via PSN regarding Bob. He posted a [http://www.cogsdev.org/w/images/9/9b/Bobbetter.jpg screen capture] of Chris's response, saying, &quot;He is doing much better, thank you.&quot; [[Image:King.jpg|thumb|&quot;Know this, Robert. Thy demise shall be a Whopper!&quot;]]Another contacted Chris via email and got a response saying, &quot;Yes, my father is healthy and safe.&quot; He was clearly neither at the time, but this was at least proof that Bob hadn't joined the Whites-Only section of Heaven just yet. In late May, Chris finally made [[Some Favored Comedians|a brief mention]] in a public video that his father was &quot;alive and well,&quot; with no further elaboration on his condition. <br /> <br /> On 6 September 2011, Bob died, presumably from congestive heart failure.&lt;ref name=&quot;BobObit&quot;&gt;http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/dailyprogress/obituary.aspx?n=robert-franklin-chandler&amp;pid=153539600&lt;/ref&gt; Luckily for Chris, he did not [[Aunt Corrina|die on pancake day]].<br /> <br /> ===BobWatch™===<br /> <br /> On 10 August 2010, [[Matthew Noble call|a phone call]] took place between Bob and Alec Benson Leary, who posed as an employee of [[GAMe PLACe|The GAMe PLACe]]. Discussing Chris's June trespassing citation, it was discovered that Chris hadn't told his parents about the incident (surprise, surprise). Chris posted [[6 June 2010|a whiny video]] about the incident the night that it happened, which remained on his YouTube channel until he purged all of his videos on 22 November. Yeah, that's how negligent Bob was.<br /> <br /> On 19 August 2010, it was revealed that the elderly man with heart failure was still [[Coffee Place|eating breakfast at Burger King]] on a daily basis. The Grim Reaper is said to have been pleased by this news.<br /> <br /> On 24 March 2011, Bob claimed in a phone call to have cancer.&lt;ref&gt;http://youtu.be/y-GGSOyCm2k&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> On 20 July 2011, it was revealed that by that time [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia#Re: Coming out to my parents|Bob knew about Chris's cross-dressing tendencies]] and strongly disapproved of them.<br /> <br /> On 29 August 2011, Chris [[Calling_Out#Response_to_ADF|mentioned in a video]] that his father was no longer getting out much because he was sickly and his feet were bloated. Foot swelling is a [http://www.cardioassoc.com/patient_pgs/conditions/congestive.asp symptom of late-stage congestive heart failure.] With his mobility limited, Bob became a shut in, which only compounded his heart problems. It was a rare occurrence of Chris legitimately acknowledging his dad's health was failing and an even rarer occurance of him genuinely knowing of any situation around him.<br /> <br /> On 6 September 2011, Bob passed away, and even the trolls were saddened by this. Despite all the jokes made about Chris and his family, the death of a loved one is a very tragic event and out of respect for him and his family, the Cwcki was shut down for close to a week with only a page reading [Robert Franklin Chandler Jr. 1927-2011]. Our sincere thoughts and prayers are with Chris and Barbara and his entire family.&lt;ref name=&quot;BobObit&quot; /&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Obituary==<br /> Both [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] and Chris collaborated in writing Bob's obituary, which was published in two local papers.&lt;ref name=&quot;obit-written-by&quot;&gt;http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/timesdispatch/obituary.aspx?n=Robert-CHANDLER&amp;pid=153539630&lt;/ref&gt; Main points of the obituary, apart from the standard birth date, date of death, and next of kin, include:<br /> <br /> * Text going into unusual detail about what Bob did at General Electric. This includes an odd mention of Bob somehow being indirectly responsible for the invention of a &quot;simple plastic funnel&quot;.<br /> * The location of the memorial service, &quot;to follow on a later date&quot;, at [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church]], the church that Barb, Bob and Chris used to frequent together. This is the same church that [[Rocky Shoemaker]] counsels Chris from.<br /> * A footnote asking readers to not donate flowers, but to donate money to Barbara and Chris. Given [[Chris and money|the money habits of Chris]] and Barb, the remaining Chandlers may be in a dire financial situation.<br /> <br /> ===Original Text===<br /> :''Robert Franklin Chandler Jr., 84, of Ruckersville, passed away the morning of Tuesday, September 6, 2011, at Martha Jefferson Hospital ICU surrounded by family, pastor and hospital staff.''<br /> <br /> :''He was born on September 4, 1927, in Texas, the son of the late Robert Franklin Chandler Sr. and Jean Holloman Chandler. On June 7, 1980, he married Barbara Anne Weston, who survives. And the couple gave birth to a son, Christian Weston Chandler, who survives. Also surviving is ex-wife, Patricia, and their shared children, son, Dr. David Alan Chandler, survives, and daughter, Carol Suzanne Chandler, survives.''<br /> <br /> :''He graduated from Auburn University with a degree in Engineering.''<br /> <br /> :''He served in the United States Army Seoul Korea in the Signal Corp during the Korean War. He worked for General Electric as an Engineer with Steels, Plastics, etc. He also had patents for the controls for Plastic Molding Machines; without him, we would not have even a simple plastic funnel.''<br /> <br /> :''Also surviving are granddaughter, Savannah Chandler, the daughter of David Alan Chandler and his wife, Kimberly.''<br /> <br /> :''A funeral service will be held at Monticello Memory Gardens in Charlottesville, Virginia, 10 a.m. Monday, September 12, 2011. A memorial service to follow on a later date at Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church.''<br /> <br /> :''Instead of flowers, you may make monetary donations to his widow, Barbara Chandler and son, Christian Chandler.<br /> <br /> ==Relationships==<br /> <br /> ===Previous family===<br /> <br /> Bob was previously married to a woman named Patricia.&lt;ref name=&quot;BobObit&quot; /&gt; She's most likely the mother of his two other children, [[David Alan Chandler]] and [[Carol Suzanne Chandler]], with whom he was both out of contact in his later years.&lt;ref name=&quot;Cole2&quot;&gt;[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-2.PNG|6 March 2007 email, page 2]]&lt;/ref&gt; For example, Chris did not know he had a niece named [[Savannah Chandler|Savannah]] until she was 8 years old.&lt;ref&gt;[[CWC's Diary#January 2004]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Barbara===<br /> <br /> [[Image:0063-BobAndBarbaraNewLife.jpg|thumb|With [[barbara Chandler|Barb]]]]<br /> <br /> Bob and [[Barbara]] met in a bar on a karaoke night. Barbara was there with friends and Bob was singing.&lt;ref name=&quot;Mumble 3.5&quot;&gt;[[Mumble 3.5]]&lt;/ref&gt; According to Chris, Barbara did the [[How to Talk to Girls|pursuing]]: &quot;She chased him down the hall.&quot; This is probably why he figures that he could get away with being passive in terms of courtship. In contrast, [[Cole|Cole's]] friend Chuck, who worked at the bar, has a vivid memory of them being drunk retards.&lt;ref name=&quot;Cole2&quot; /&gt; They got married in 1980.&lt;ref name=&quot;Mumble 3.5&quot; /&gt;<br /> <br /> According to Chris, Barbara did not have sex with Bob for at least two decades before his passing. They had been sleeping in separate rooms for the past few years.&lt;ref&gt;[[IRC (27 December 2008)]]&lt;/ref&gt; This is possibly due to an attempt to avoid spawning another subhuman freak like Chris.<br /> <br /> ===Cole===<br /> Bob married Barbara when her son [[Cole]] was 17, around the time Cole left to lead his own life.<br /> <br /> Cole feels that Bob's bitterness worked to separate his relationship with his mother. Cole said he would celebrate&lt;ref name=&quot;Cole2&quot;/&gt; &quot;when that fuck Bob finally drops,&quot; but it is unknown if he has yet to as of 9 September 2011. &lt;ref&gt;[[:Image:Cole 07-07-24-3.PNG|Email from Cole to Chris]]&lt;/ref&gt; Cole said that he and Bob shared a mutual hatred,&lt;ref name=&quot;Cole2&quot; /&gt; though we have no evidence yet that Bob hated Cole. In the least, it is certain that Bob knew Cole didn't like him.&lt;ref name=&quot;Raising&quot;/&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> ===Chris===<br /> <br /> {{quote|Get away from the Internet! <br /> I'm cutting it down, right now.|Bob Chandler, Internet lumberjack.}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:0106-ChristianWDad.jpg|thumb|&quot;You tell them that you fell down some stairs or else I'm cutting down your [[Nintendo]].&quot;]]<br /> <br /> Bob wished that Chris was more interested in the world. He tried to teach Chris, but he thought (and rightly so) that Chris doesn't understand countries and continents beyond what he's seen on [[TV]], and only can associate with the places he's been in Virginia.&lt;ref name=&quot;PSN 37&quot; /&gt;<br /> <br /> Bob's joke that [[Barack Obama]] would paint the White House black as soon as he became president influenced Chris to draw it in ''[[Sonichu 8]]''.<br /> <br /> Chris has often complained about stressful confrontations with his father:<br /> <br /> {{quote|well, my father is a major stressor against me; starts arguements[sic], annoys me, rarely washes his hands after restroom breaks (lord knows I've tried to encourage him to wash numerous time, and rarely succeeded.|Chris, [[IRC (31 December 2008)]]}}<br /> <br /> After several occasions where trolls had communicated with Bob personally and found him to be quite pleasant and amicable, it's become obvious that he wasn't &quot;starting arguments&quot;, as Chris asserts. More likely he was criticizing Chris's behavior and encouraging to better himself, which would involve work, which Chris fears and despises.<br /> <br /> Bob had reportedly explained to him that he had taken care of his [[autistic]] ass for 29 years and so Chris should be more grateful. Chris couldn't give two shits, figuring that his father was ''obligated'' to take care of him, seeing no reason he should demonstrate any foreign concepts like &quot;love&quot;, &quot;support&quot;, &quot;gratitude&quot;, and &quot;willingness to help&quot;. Chris would run for his father's aid when he felt threatened, as in the later parts of the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]].<br /> <br /> Despite Bob's occasional frustration over Chris's actions, he seemed to have bought into the theory that Chris is tormented by a [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|complex network of enemies spanning the entire world]], due to the [[Chris and his ego|success]] that he has earned from his very [[Chris and his ego|popular]] Sonichu franchise.&lt;ref name=&quot;Church&quot;&gt;[[Church audio]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref name=&quot;Noble&quot;&gt;[[Matthew Noble call]]&lt;/ref&gt; In the [[Matthew Noble call]], it appears that Bob seemed to share Chris's tendency to bring up unrelated mishaps and debacles to make current incidents and sources of [[stress]] seem &quot;petty&quot; in comparison.<br /> <br /> In line with that thread of distraction and self-delusion, Bob actually believed that Chris had accomplished significant goals in his adult life.&lt;ref name=&quot;Prank&quot;&gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNHIbffirxU&amp;feature=player_embedded&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> He would never get past that notion, given that he continued to have to nursemaid Chris well into his son's late 20s. In the later parts of 2009 and throughout 2010, as chronicled in Chris's e-mails with [[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2009|Vivian Gee]] and [[Jackie E-mails 7|Jackie]], Bob had been forced to take an increasingly active role in controlling Chris's spending and debt, paying off Chris's credit cards with his own money in an attempt to prevent interest charges from spiraling even further out of control. By the fall of 2010, he was monitoring Chris's bank accounts on a daily basis and keeping him on a strict allowance. Upon finding out about Chris's [[Tomgirl Pictures|escapades]] in early 2011, Bob's reaction was to question Chris's sexuality, at one point even calling him a fag.<br /> <br /> Chris has said specifically that he doesn't have to love his father, but has to respect him.&lt;ref&gt;[[Mumble 1#Transcript|Mumble Chat 1]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Audio and video appearances==<br /> <br /> In every appearance, Bob has proven himself to be better at charming Chris's [[sweetheart]]s than Chris himself.<br /> <br /> * 26 February [[1994]]: Bob appears briefly behind Chris from 0:26 - 0:36 in the news report of Chris's [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch &amp; Win Sweepstakes]].<br /> * 14 [[February 2009]]: [[Bob Walks In]] to Chris [[mass debating]].<br /> * 18 [[February 2009]]: In [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5]] and [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7|3.7]], Bob rambles to [[Julie]].<br /> * 15 [[March 2009]]: Bob [[Church audio|talked]] to [[Robert Simmons V]] at [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|church]] while [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|Chris went to shit himself]].<br /> * [[March 2009]]: Bob chaperoned Chris on his date with [[Emily]].<br /> * 27 [[March 2009]]: Bob gets intruded by Chris in the [[Tour of Christian's House]], but is not visible.<br /> * 27 [[August 2009]]: [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|Bob enters Chris's room]] and scolds him for making the [[Tour of Christian's House|house tour video]], (correctly) fearing that if someone saw the house as it was, they would be evicted (Uncut version only). This is a momentous occasion, showing some awareness on the part of the Chandlers that the filth and squalor they live in is a health hazard. This video subsequently off a wave of emails and calls to the Greene County Health Department, masterminded by trolls who hoped to realize Bob's fear of eviction, but the campaign was seemingly unsuccessful.<br /> * [[November 2009]]: Bob and [[Barb|Snorlax]] make a brief appearance at the end of the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]].<br /> * 15 [[August 2010]]: Bob gets a [[Matthew Noble call|call from the GAMe PLACe]] and is informed of Chris's actions earlier in the year. He then goes on a tangent about how Chris has been tormented by everyone ever since he was banned, and then demands Michael Snyder's information. Barbara also appears at the end of the call.<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> Image:Thehell.jpg|&quot;The hell is this crap?&quot;<br /> Image:0009-ChristopherChristmas2.jpg|Looking at the presents, it's sometime between 1982 and 2011.<br /> Image:0011-ChristopherBobXmas.jpg|That isn't Chris's half-senile old grandfather at [[Christmas]] time. It's Bob. He was that age when Chris was about one.<br /> Image:0014-YoungerFather.jpg<br /> Image:0032-BobAtRestraunt.jpg|The epitome of handsome.<br /> Image:0038-AuntCorinaAndDad.jpg|Bob with [[Aunt Corrina]].<br /> Image:0062-NewChristian&amp;Dad.jpg|Notice Chris's discomfort.<br /> Image:0120-BobbyBehindBars.jpg|Bob wouldn't let a fence get in the way of cutting down Chris's Internet.<br /> Image:0230-ChristianAndDadInClass.jpg|Bob: fashion icon.<br /> Image:0626-BobbyInGarden.jpg|When Bob wasn't arguing with Chris or cutting down his Internet, he enjoyed gardening.<br /> Image:CreepyBobAndChris.JPG|Bob will haunt your dreams tonight.<br /> Image:Bob_80th.jpg|Calm down Bob, I think you're scaring Snorlax.<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Sauces==<br /> {{Fan Art|chris=Bob Chandler}}<br /> &lt;references /&gt;<br /> <br /> {{People}}<br /> {{Not_Jerks}}<br /> <br /> {{DEFAULTSORT:Chandler, Bob}}<br /> [[Category:Family Members]]<br /> [[Category:Dead]]</div>

Shearod https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Bob_Chandler&diff=146716 2011-09-19T04:13:42Z

<p>Shearod: /* BobWatch™ */</p> <hr /> <div>: ''&quot;Bob&quot; redirects here. For the troll occasionally known as Bob, see [[Robert Simmons V]].''<br /> <br /> <br /> {{quote|It was an interesting life I had.|Bob, at peace.}}<br /> {| class=&quot;infobox&quot; style=&quot;width: 21em; font-size: 90%;&quot;<br /> |-<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; | Chandler family<br /> |-<br /> | colspan=&quot;2&quot; | [[Image:Chrischansdad.jpg|300px]]<br /> |-<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; |Bob Chandler<br /> |-<br /> | '''Birth name'''<br /> | Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.<br /> |-<br /> | '''Nicknames'''<br /> | [[Bob Walks In|Internet Lumberjack]]<br /> [[Cole|That fuck Bob]]<br /> |-<br /> | '''Born'''<br /> | 4 September [[Pre-1980#1920s|1927]]<br /> |-<br /> | '''Died'''<br /> | 6 September [[2011]] (heart failure)<br /> |-<br /> | '''Gender'''<br /> | Male<br /> |-<br /> | '''Nationality'''<br /> | [[United States of America|American]]<br /> |-<br /> | '''Race'''<br /> | White (1/16th [[Cherokee]])<br /> |-<br /> | '''Marriage'''<br /> | Patricia&lt;br&gt;<br /> [[Barb]] (1980-2011)<br /> |-<br /> | '''Issue'''<br /> | Dr. David Alan Chandler&lt;br&gt;<br /> Carol Suzanne Chandler&lt;br&gt;<br /> [[Christian Weston Chandler]]<br /> |-<br /> | '''Parents'''<br /> | Robert Franklin Chandler Sr. (father)&lt;br&gt;Jean Holloman Chandler (mother)<br /> |-<br /> | '''Education'''<br /> | Auburn University (engineering)<br /> |-<br /> | '''Occupation(s)'''<br /> | Military communications, engineer<br /> |-<br /> |}<br /> [[Image:DemonicLumberjack.jpg|thumb|'''The Internet Lumberjack''' in his final form]]<br /> '''Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.'''&lt;ref&gt;[[Blanca E-mails#Chris likes Blanca|Email to Blanca]]&lt;/ref&gt; (4 September [[Pre-1980#1920s|1927]]- 6 September [[2011]] &lt;ref&gt;http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d155.html#P155&lt;/ref&gt;) was the father of [[Christian Weston Chandler]], [[Carol Chandler]] and [[David Alan Chandler]], and husband of [[Barbara Weston Chandler]]. Bob became a firm favorite with [[trolls]] due to Chris's intense dislike of him and Bob's infamous cameo when he walked in on Chris [[mass debating]].&lt;ref&gt;[[Bob Walks In]]&lt;/ref&gt; His nickname, &quot;the [[Internet]] Lumberjack,&quot; comes from this incident.<br /> <br /> While loathed by and estranged from his other children and step-child, Bob was still viewed as a better parent than his wife [[Barbara]], due to him being somewhat concerned with Chris's current status as a [[virgin with rage]], and the fact that he occasionally tried to guilt him into being more considerate by bringing up the fact that he devoted 29 years to raising a selfish manchild. Of course, Chris was unfazed by these attempts.<br /> <br /> Bob conversed with numerous trolls. Thanks to his tendency to yap on, more information became known through these talks.<br /> <br /> Bob died on 6 September 2011, at Martha Jefferson Hospital ICU surrounded by family, pastor and hospital staff.&lt;ref name=&quot;BobObit&quot;&gt;http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/dailyprogress/obituary.aspx?n=robert-franklin-chandler&amp;pid=153539600&lt;/ref&gt; <br /> <br /> ==Biography==<br /> [[Image:GrandWizardBob.jpg|thumb|&quot;I seen crosses burnin', fella.&quot;]]<br /> <br /> ===Service and education===<br /> <br /> Bob was born in [[Wikipedia:Fort Worth, Texas|Fort Worth, Texas]]&lt;ref name=&quot;Prank calls&quot;&gt;[[Prank calls]]&lt;/ref&gt; and raised in [[Wikipedia:Alabama|Alabama]].&lt;ref name=&quot;About&quot;&gt;[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#About Bob (7:18 - 16:45)]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Bob was drafted after [[Wikipedia:World War II|World War II]] and placed in [[Wikipedia:Signal Corps (United States Army)|the Signal Corps]]. There, he learned how to install valve systems, switchboards, and telephones, and got to visit the beautiful North Korea. When he got out, he couldn't get a job and so went to college on the [[Wikipedia:G.I. Bill|G.I. Bill]].&lt;ref name=&quot;About&quot; /&gt;<br /> <br /> Since he figured he'd get &quot;swallowed up&quot; at a big college, Bob picked a small college to study pre-Engineering for two years. He was also in a band and learned a lot about [[music]]. He then moved onto [[Wikipedia:Auburn University|Auburn University]], a big college, to earn his engineering degree.&lt;ref name=&quot;About&quot; /&gt; As an engineer, he never learned to spell properly.&lt;ref&gt;[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#The Date Begins (4:47 - 7:17)]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Career===<br /> <br /> Bob worked for [[Wikipedia:Western Electric|Western Electric]] for forty years. Using skills learned in the Army, he built for the company their first automatic [something] (it's unclear what Bob says here). General Electric heard about it and offered him a job in upstate New York. Since New York is too cold (and Yankee) for Bob, he moved away after three years, working in North Carolina for some time.&lt;ref name=&quot;About&quot; /&gt; He worked with both Goodrich and Goodyear.&lt;ref name=&quot;PSN 37&quot; /&gt;<br /> <br /> With General Electric, Bob was responsible for at least seven patents. [[Barbara]] claimed, in an e-mail to [[Miyamoto]], that because of Bob's influence in the computer world, the [[Wikipedia:Nintendo Entertainment System|NES]] &quot;might not have arrived so soon&quot; (despite video game technology actually being pioneered by [[Wikipedia:Ralph Baer|Ralph Baer]]).&lt;ref name=&quot;Barbara&quot; /&gt;<br /> <br /> As examples of Bob's accom-PLISH-ments, as Chris would say, he automated a steel mill for rolling steel for cars, a paper mill for papers into the form of Kleenex, warehousing, railroads and tanker ships. He designed scooters, die casting machines, machines for producing plastic products&lt;ref name=&quot;About&quot; /&gt; and a [http://www.google.com/patents/about?id=PIU_AAAAEBAJ vehicle logging system]. A fact that both Chris and Barbara have bragged about is that Bob designed [http://www.google.com/patents/about?id=vScrAAAAEBAJ controls] that were used in plastic water container molding machines.&lt;ref name=&quot;About&quot; /&gt;&lt;ref name=&quot;Barbara&quot;&gt;[[Miyamoto Saga#Barbara]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ===World consciousness===<br /> <br /> [[Image:0012-BobbyReading.jpg|thumb|Bob learning how to cut that Internet down]]<br /> <br /> On the other hand, Bob himself was proud of his &quot;natural inclination for logic,&quot; although he was &quot;inundated&quot; by all his designs and whether he did good for the world.&lt;ref name=&quot;About&quot; /&gt;<br /> <br /> Speaking of the world, Bob had been interested in it since he was 10, and had become very world conscious as a believer in the [[Wikipedia:United Nations|United Nations]]. He began by collecting foreign stamps in the [[1930s]]. He had collected 15,000–20,000 LPs from various genres and cultures.&lt;ref name=&quot;PSN 37&quot;/&gt; Bob traveled the world in his day for business and [[china|pleasure]].<br /> <br /> Politically, Bob identified as a [[Wikipedia:Republican Party (United States)|Republican]], and did not vote for [[Barack Obama]] in [[Wikipedia:United States presidential election, 2008|the 2008 presidential election]].&lt;ref name=&quot;Prank calls&quot;/&gt;<br /> <br /> In a potentially damaging moment on 18 [[February 2009]], Bob doubted the existence of [[Molvanîa]], [[Julie]]'s country of origin.&lt;ref&gt;[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5]]&lt;/ref&gt; However, he continued talking under the assumption that Molvanîa was under Russian control.&lt;ref name=&quot;PSN 37&quot;&gt;[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Health and late life===<br /> <br /> [[Image:LumberjackTapestry.JPG|thumb|Robert had Medieval English ancestry]]<br /> [[File:Heart15.jpg|thumb|Computer-generated model of Bob's near-shattered heart.]]<br /> Bob lived on social security and his General Electric pension.&lt;ref name=&quot;Raising&quot;&gt;[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#Raising Chris-Chan (16:46 - 00:00)]]&lt;/ref&gt; He never really had people to chat with (he loved to ramble if the person showed some slight interest), so he sat around, listened to music, and took care of the garden inside the greenhouse. &lt;ref name=&quot;PSN 37&quot; /&gt; With a 1970s stereo system set up in the greenhouse, he went to &quot;swing with the music&quot; on his swing there.&lt;ref name=&quot;Raising&quot; /&gt;<br /> <br /> Bob had had two triple bypasses and four heart attacks. He wore an [[Wikipedia:Artificial pacemaker|artificial pacemaker]].&lt;ref&gt;[[Mumble 3]]&lt;/ref&gt; In a recent prank call, Bob revealed that after surgery for cancer it was discovered that he had a fluid build up in his legs which can cause heart failure. This rapid decline in health worried him. &lt;ref name=&quot;Prank calls&quot;/&gt; He attributed his long life to the [[Cherokee]] in him. His uncles and grandfather all lived to 90-100.&lt;ref name=&quot;PSN 37&quot; /&gt; <br /> <br /> A major question in the [[troll]] community is what will happen now that Bob has died.<br /> <br /> ===What about Bob?===<br /> <br /> [[Image:Bobbetter.jpg|thumb|&quot;Now will you PLEASE let me get back to God of War 3???&quot;]]<br /> <br /> On 1 [[March 2010]], Chris [[Twitter]]ed that Bob had been taken to the hospital in the early morning for &quot;congested [''sic''] [[Wikipedia:Heart failure|heart failure]]&quot;. Chris seemed confident that his father would come home shortly. Considering Bob's age, lifestyle, and long history of heart disease, [[Chris and death|Chris did not seem to grasp the seriousness of heart failure in an elderly man]]. Before his death, Bob was the only thing keeping [[14 Branchland Court|the Chandler household]] from imploding, and as such, trolls and white knights alike wished him the best.<br /> <br /> [[Image:Bobbed.jpg|thumb|Apart from the dying heart]]<br /> <br /> In the month following Bob's hospitalization, Chris was remarkably quiet on the subject. Information about his condition was hard to come by, as we only learned something [[Ego|once it has inconvenienced Chris enough for him to come online and complain about it]]. Statistically, congestive heart failure is not as immediately fatal as its name implies.&lt;ref&gt;[[Wikipedia:Congenital Heart Failure|Congenital Heart Failure]]&lt;/ref&gt; But again, Bob's age, prior heart attacks and lifestyle made this a serious matter.<br /> <br /> Chris's videos over the month of March made no mention of Bob at all. Staying true to his painfully predictable nature, Chris instead lost a [[The Wallflower|girlfriend he never had]], [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|made racial slurs and death threats to a cartoon character]], and [[F Abstinance|raged against abstinence]]. But no mention of his ailing father. <br /> <br /> A poster on [[/cwc/]] contacted Chris via PSN regarding Bob. He posted a [http://www.cogsdev.org/w/images/9/9b/Bobbetter.jpg screen capture] of Chris's response, saying, &quot;He is doing much better, thank you.&quot; [[Image:King.jpg|thumb|&quot;Know this, Robert. Thy demise shall be a Whopper!&quot;]]Another contacted Chris via email and got a response saying, &quot;Yes, my father is healthy and safe.&quot; He was clearly neither at the time, but this was at least proof that Bob hadn't joined the Whites-Only section of Heaven just yet. In late May, Chris finally made [[Some Favored Comedians|a brief mention]] in a public video that his father was &quot;alive and well,&quot; with no further elaboration on his condition. <br /> <br /> On 6 September 2011, Bob died, presumably from congestive heart failure.&lt;ref name=&quot;BobObit&quot;&gt;http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/dailyprogress/obituary.aspx?n=robert-franklin-chandler&amp;pid=153539600&lt;/ref&gt; Luckily for Chris, he did not [[Aunt Corrina|die on pancake day]].<br /> <br /> ===BobWatch™===<br /> <br /> On 10 August 2010 [[Matthew Noble call|a phone call]] took place between Bob and Alec Benson Leary, who posed as an employee of [[GAMe PLACe|The GAMe PLACe]]. Discussing Chris's June trespassing citation, it was discovered that Chris hadn't told his parents about the incident (surprise, surprise). Chris posted [[6 June 2010|a whiny video]] about the incident the night that it happened, which remained on his YouTube channel until he purged all of his videos on 22 November. Yeah, that's how negligent Bob was.<br /> <br /> On 19 August 2010 it was revealed that the elderly man with heart failure was still [[Coffee Place|eating breakfast at Burger King]] on a daily basis. The Grim Reaper is said to have been pleased by this news.<br /> <br /> On 24 March 2011, Bob claimed in a phone call to have cancer.&lt;ref&gt;http://youtu.be/y-GGSOyCm2k&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> On 20 July 2011, it was revealed that by that time [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia#Re: Coming out to my parents|Bob knew about Chris's cross-dressing tendencies]] and strongly disapproved of them.<br /> <br /> On 29 August 2011, Chris [[Calling_Out#Response_to_ADF|mentioned in a video]] that his father was no longer getting out much because he was sickly and his feet were bloated. Foot swelling is a [http://www.cardioassoc.com/patient_pgs/conditions/congestive.asp symptom of late-stage congestive heart failure.] With his mobility limited, Bob became a shut in, which only compounded his heart problems. It was a rare occurrence of Chris legitimately acknowledging his dad's health was failing and an even rarer occurance of him genuinely knowing of any situation around him.<br /> <br /> On 6 September 2011, Bob passed away, and even the trolls were saddened by this. Despite all the jokes made about Chris and his family, the death of a loved one is a very tragic event and out of respect for him and his family, the Cwcki was shut down for close to a week with only a page reading [Robert Franklin Chandler Jr. 1927-2011]. Our sincere thoughts and prayers are with Chris and Barbara and his entire family.&lt;ref name=&quot;BobObit&quot; /&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Obituary==<br /> Both [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] and Chris collaborated in writing Bob's obituary, which was published in two local papers.&lt;ref name=&quot;obit-written-by&quot;&gt;http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/timesdispatch/obituary.aspx?n=Robert-CHANDLER&amp;pid=153539630&lt;/ref&gt; Main points of the obituary, apart from the standard birth date, date of death, and next of kin, include:<br /> <br /> * Text going into unusual detail about what Bob did at General Electric. This includes an odd mention of Bob somehow being indirectly responsible for the invention of a &quot;simple plastic funnel&quot;.<br /> * The location of the memorial service, &quot;to follow on a later date&quot;, at [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church]], the church that Barb, Bob and Chris used to frequent together. This is the same church that [[Rocky Shoemaker]] counsels Chris from.<br /> * A footnote asking readers to not donate flowers, but to donate money to Barbara and Chris. Given [[Chris and money|the money habits of Chris]] and Barb, the remaining Chandlers may be in a dire financial situation.<br /> <br /> ===Original Text===<br /> :''Robert Franklin Chandler Jr., 84, of Ruckersville, passed away the morning of Tuesday, September 6, 2011, at Martha Jefferson Hospital ICU surrounded by family, pastor and hospital staff.''<br /> <br /> :''He was born on September 4, 1927, in Texas, the son of the late Robert Franklin Chandler Sr. and Jean Holloman Chandler. On June 7, 1980, he married Barbara Anne Weston, who survives. And the couple gave birth to a son, Christian Weston Chandler, who survives. Also surviving is ex-wife, Patricia, and their shared children, son, Dr. David Alan Chandler, survives, and daughter, Carol Suzanne Chandler, survives.''<br /> <br /> :''He graduated from Auburn University with a degree in Engineering.''<br /> <br /> :''He served in the United States Army Seoul Korea in the Signal Corp during the Korean War. He worked for General Electric as an Engineer with Steels, Plastics, etc. He also had patents for the controls for Plastic Molding Machines; without him, we would not have even a simple plastic funnel.''<br /> <br /> :''Also surviving are granddaughter, Savannah Chandler, the daughter of David Alan Chandler and his wife, Kimberly.''<br /> <br /> :''A funeral service will be held at Monticello Memory Gardens in Charlottesville, Virginia, 10 a.m. Monday, September 12, 2011. A memorial service to follow on a later date at Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church.''<br /> <br /> :''Instead of flowers, you may make monetary donations to his widow, Barbara Chandler and son, Christian Chandler.<br /> <br /> ==Relationships==<br /> <br /> ===Previous family===<br /> <br /> Bob was previously married to a woman named Patricia.&lt;ref name=&quot;BobObit&quot; /&gt; She's most likely the mother of his two other children, [[David Alan Chandler]] and [[Carol Suzanne Chandler]], with whom he was both out of contact in his later years.&lt;ref name=&quot;Cole2&quot;&gt;[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-2.PNG|6 March 2007 email, page 2]]&lt;/ref&gt; For example, Chris did not know he had a niece named [[Savannah Chandler|Savannah]] until she was 8 years old.&lt;ref&gt;[[CWC's Diary#January 2004]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Barbara===<br /> <br /> [[Image:0063-BobAndBarbaraNewLife.jpg|thumb|With [[barbara Chandler|Barb]]]]<br /> <br /> Bob and [[Barbara]] met in a bar on a karaoke night. Barbara was there with friends and Bob was singing.&lt;ref name=&quot;Mumble 3.5&quot;&gt;[[Mumble 3.5]]&lt;/ref&gt; According to Chris, Barbara did the [[How to Talk to Girls|pursuing]]: &quot;She chased him down the hall.&quot; This is probably why he figures that he could get away with being passive in terms of courtship. In contrast, [[Cole|Cole's]] friend Chuck, who worked at the bar, has a vivid memory of them being drunk retards.&lt;ref name=&quot;Cole2&quot; /&gt; They got married in 1980.&lt;ref name=&quot;Mumble 3.5&quot; /&gt;<br /> <br /> According to Chris, Barbara did not have sex with Bob for at least two decades before his passing. They had been sleeping in separate rooms for the past few years.&lt;ref&gt;[[IRC (27 December 2008)]]&lt;/ref&gt; This is possibly due to an attempt to avoid spawning another subhuman freak like Chris.<br /> <br /> ===Cole===<br /> Bob married Barbara when her son [[Cole]] was 17, around the time Cole left to lead his own life.<br /> <br /> Cole feels that Bob's bitterness worked to separate his relationship with his mother. Cole said he would celebrate&lt;ref name=&quot;Cole2&quot;/&gt; &quot;when that fuck Bob finally drops,&quot; but it is unknown if he has yet to as of 9 September 2011. &lt;ref&gt;[[:Image:Cole 07-07-24-3.PNG|Email from Cole to Chris]]&lt;/ref&gt; Cole said that he and Bob shared a mutual hatred,&lt;ref name=&quot;Cole2&quot; /&gt; though we have no evidence yet that Bob hated Cole. In the least, it is certain that Bob knew Cole didn't like him.&lt;ref name=&quot;Raising&quot;/&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> ===Chris===<br /> <br /> {{quote|Get away from the Internet! <br /> I'm cutting it down, right now.|Bob Chandler, Internet lumberjack.}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:0106-ChristianWDad.jpg|thumb|&quot;You tell them that you fell down some stairs or else I'm cutting down your [[Nintendo]].&quot;]]<br /> <br /> Bob wished that Chris was more interested in the world. He tried to teach Chris, but he thought (and rightly so) that Chris doesn't understand countries and continents beyond what he's seen on [[TV]], and only can associate with the places he's been in Virginia.&lt;ref name=&quot;PSN 37&quot; /&gt;<br /> <br /> Bob's joke that [[Barack Obama]] would paint the White House black as soon as he became president influenced Chris to draw it in ''[[Sonichu 8]]''.<br /> <br /> Chris has often complained about stressful confrontations with his father:<br /> <br /> {{quote|well, my father is a major stressor against me; starts arguements[sic], annoys me, rarely washes his hands after restroom breaks (lord knows I've tried to encourage him to wash numerous time, and rarely succeeded.|Chris, [[IRC (31 December 2008)]]}}<br /> <br /> After several occasions where trolls had communicated with Bob personally and found him to be quite pleasant and amicable, it's become obvious that he wasn't &quot;starting arguments&quot;, as Chris asserts. More likely he was criticizing Chris's behavior and encouraging to better himself, which would involve work, which Chris fears and despises.<br /> <br /> Bob had reportedly explained to him that he had taken care of his [[autistic]] ass for 29 years and so Chris should be more grateful. Chris couldn't give two shits, figuring that his father was ''obligated'' to take care of him, seeing no reason he should demonstrate any foreign concepts like &quot;love&quot;, &quot;support&quot;, &quot;gratitude&quot;, and &quot;willingness to help&quot;. Chris would run for his father's aid when he felt threatened, as in the later parts of the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]].<br /> <br /> Despite Bob's occasional frustration over Chris's actions, he seemed to have bought into the theory that Chris is tormented by a [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|complex network of enemies spanning the entire world]], due to the [[Chris and his ego|success]] that he has earned from his very [[Chris and his ego|popular]] Sonichu franchise.&lt;ref name=&quot;Church&quot;&gt;[[Church audio]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref name=&quot;Noble&quot;&gt;[[Matthew Noble call]]&lt;/ref&gt; In the [[Matthew Noble call]], it appears that Bob seemed to share Chris's tendency to bring up unrelated mishaps and debacles to make current incidents and sources of [[stress]] seem &quot;petty&quot; in comparison.<br /> <br /> In line with that thread of distraction and self-delusion, Bob actually believed that Chris had accomplished significant goals in his adult life.&lt;ref name=&quot;Prank&quot;&gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNHIbffirxU&amp;feature=player_embedded&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> He would never get past that notion, given that he continued to have to nursemaid Chris well into his son's late 20s. In the later parts of 2009 and throughout 2010, as chronicled in Chris's e-mails with [[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2009|Vivian Gee]] and [[Jackie E-mails 7|Jackie]], Bob had been forced to take an increasingly active role in controlling Chris's spending and debt, paying off Chris's credit cards with his own money in an attempt to prevent interest charges from spiraling even further out of control. By the fall of 2010, he was monitoring Chris's bank accounts on a daily basis and keeping him on a strict allowance. Upon finding out about Chris's [[Tomgirl Pictures|escapades]] in early 2011, Bob's reaction was to question Chris's sexuality, at one point even calling him a fag.<br /> <br /> Chris has said specifically that he doesn't have to love his father, but has to respect him.&lt;ref&gt;[[Mumble 1#Transcript|Mumble Chat 1]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Audio and video appearances==<br /> <br /> In every appearance, Bob has proven himself to be better at charming Chris's [[sweetheart]]s than Chris himself.<br /> <br /> * 26 February [[1994]]: Bob appears briefly behind Chris from 0:26 - 0:36 in the news report of Chris's [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch &amp; Win Sweepstakes]].<br /> * 14 [[February 2009]]: [[Bob Walks In]] to Chris [[mass debating]].<br /> * 18 [[February 2009]]: In [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5]] and [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7|3.7]], Bob rambles to [[Julie]].<br /> * 15 [[March 2009]]: Bob [[Church audio|talked]] to [[Robert Simmons V]] at [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|church]] while [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|Chris went to shit himself]].<br /> * [[March 2009]]: Bob chaperoned Chris on his date with [[Emily]].<br /> * 27 [[March 2009]]: Bob gets intruded by Chris in the [[Tour of Christian's House]], but is not visible.<br /> * 27 [[August 2009]]: [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|Bob enters Chris's room]] and scolds him for making the [[Tour of Christian's House|house tour video]], (correctly) fearing that if someone saw the house as it was, they would be evicted (Uncut version only). This is a momentous occasion, showing some awareness on the part of the Chandlers that the filth and squalor they live in is a health hazard. This video subsequently off a wave of emails and calls to the Greene County Health Department, masterminded by trolls who hoped to realize Bob's fear of eviction, but the campaign was seemingly unsuccessful.<br /> * [[November 2009]]: Bob and [[Barb|Snorlax]] make a brief appearance at the end of the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]].<br /> * 15 [[August 2010]]: Bob gets a [[Matthew Noble call|call from the GAMe PLACe]] and is informed of Chris's actions earlier in the year. He then goes on a tangent about how Chris has been tormented by everyone ever since he was banned, and then demands Michael Snyder's information. Barbara also appears at the end of the call.<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> Image:Thehell.jpg|&quot;The hell is this crap?&quot;<br /> Image:0009-ChristopherChristmas2.jpg|Looking at the presents, it's sometime between 1982 and 2011.<br /> Image:0011-ChristopherBobXmas.jpg|That isn't Chris's half-senile old grandfather at [[Christmas]] time. It's Bob. He was that age when Chris was about one.<br /> Image:0014-YoungerFather.jpg<br /> Image:0032-BobAtRestraunt.jpg|The epitome of handsome.<br /> Image:0038-AuntCorinaAndDad.jpg|Bob with [[Aunt Corrina]].<br /> Image:0062-NewChristian&amp;Dad.jpg|Notice Chris's discomfort.<br /> Image:0120-BobbyBehindBars.jpg|Bob wouldn't let a fence get in the way of cutting down Chris's Internet.<br /> Image:0230-ChristianAndDadInClass.jpg|Bob: fashion icon.<br /> Image:0626-BobbyInGarden.jpg|When Bob wasn't arguing with Chris or cutting down his Internet, he enjoyed gardening.<br /> Image:CreepyBobAndChris.JPG|Bob will haunt your dreams tonight.<br /> Image:Bob_80th.jpg|Calm down Bob, I think you're scaring Snorlax.<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Sauces==<br /> {{Fan Art|chris=Bob Chandler}}<br /> &lt;references /&gt;<br /> <br /> {{People}}<br /> {{Not_Jerks}}<br /> <br /> {{DEFAULTSORT:Chandler, Bob}}<br /> [[Category:Family Members]]<br /> [[Category:Dead]]</div>

Shearod https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Bob_Chandler&diff=146715 2011-09-19T04:12:30Z

<p>Shearod: /* What about Bob? */</p> <hr /> <div>: ''&quot;Bob&quot; redirects here. For the troll occasionally known as Bob, see [[Robert Simmons V]].''<br /> <br /> <br /> {{quote|It was an interesting life I had.|Bob, at peace.}}<br /> {| class=&quot;infobox&quot; style=&quot;width: 21em; font-size: 90%;&quot;<br /> |-<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; | Chandler family<br /> |-<br /> | colspan=&quot;2&quot; | [[Image:Chrischansdad.jpg|300px]]<br /> |-<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; |Bob Chandler<br /> |-<br /> | '''Birth name'''<br /> | Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.<br /> |-<br /> | '''Nicknames'''<br /> | [[Bob Walks In|Internet Lumberjack]]<br /> [[Cole|That fuck Bob]]<br /> |-<br /> | '''Born'''<br /> | 4 September [[Pre-1980#1920s|1927]]<br /> |-<br /> | '''Died'''<br /> | 6 September [[2011]] (heart failure)<br /> |-<br /> | '''Gender'''<br /> | Male<br /> |-<br /> | '''Nationality'''<br /> | [[United States of America|American]]<br /> |-<br /> | '''Race'''<br /> | White (1/16th [[Cherokee]])<br /> |-<br /> | '''Marriage'''<br /> | Patricia&lt;br&gt;<br /> [[Barb]] (1980-2011)<br /> |-<br /> | '''Issue'''<br /> | Dr. David Alan Chandler&lt;br&gt;<br /> Carol Suzanne Chandler&lt;br&gt;<br /> [[Christian Weston Chandler]]<br /> |-<br /> | '''Parents'''<br /> | Robert Franklin Chandler Sr. (father)&lt;br&gt;Jean Holloman Chandler (mother)<br /> |-<br /> | '''Education'''<br /> | Auburn University (engineering)<br /> |-<br /> | '''Occupation(s)'''<br /> | Military communications, engineer<br /> |-<br /> |}<br /> [[Image:DemonicLumberjack.jpg|thumb|'''The Internet Lumberjack''' in his final form]]<br /> '''Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.'''&lt;ref&gt;[[Blanca E-mails#Chris likes Blanca|Email to Blanca]]&lt;/ref&gt; (4 September [[Pre-1980#1920s|1927]]- 6 September [[2011]] &lt;ref&gt;http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d155.html#P155&lt;/ref&gt;) was the father of [[Christian Weston Chandler]], [[Carol Chandler]] and [[David Alan Chandler]], and husband of [[Barbara Weston Chandler]]. Bob became a firm favorite with [[trolls]] due to Chris's intense dislike of him and Bob's infamous cameo when he walked in on Chris [[mass debating]].&lt;ref&gt;[[Bob Walks In]]&lt;/ref&gt; His nickname, &quot;the [[Internet]] Lumberjack,&quot; comes from this incident.<br /> <br /> While loathed by and estranged from his other children and step-child, Bob was still viewed as a better parent than his wife [[Barbara]], due to him being somewhat concerned with Chris's current status as a [[virgin with rage]], and the fact that he occasionally tried to guilt him into being more considerate by bringing up the fact that he devoted 29 years to raising a selfish manchild. Of course, Chris was unfazed by these attempts.<br /> <br /> Bob conversed with numerous trolls. Thanks to his tendency to yap on, more information became known through these talks.<br /> <br /> Bob died on 6 September 2011, at Martha Jefferson Hospital ICU surrounded by family, pastor and hospital staff.&lt;ref name=&quot;BobObit&quot;&gt;http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/dailyprogress/obituary.aspx?n=robert-franklin-chandler&amp;pid=153539600&lt;/ref&gt; <br /> <br /> ==Biography==<br /> [[Image:GrandWizardBob.jpg|thumb|&quot;I seen crosses burnin', fella.&quot;]]<br /> <br /> ===Service and education===<br /> <br /> Bob was born in [[Wikipedia:Fort Worth, Texas|Fort Worth, Texas]]&lt;ref name=&quot;Prank calls&quot;&gt;[[Prank calls]]&lt;/ref&gt; and raised in [[Wikipedia:Alabama|Alabama]].&lt;ref name=&quot;About&quot;&gt;[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#About Bob (7:18 - 16:45)]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Bob was drafted after [[Wikipedia:World War II|World War II]] and placed in [[Wikipedia:Signal Corps (United States Army)|the Signal Corps]]. There, he learned how to install valve systems, switchboards, and telephones, and got to visit the beautiful North Korea. When he got out, he couldn't get a job and so went to college on the [[Wikipedia:G.I. Bill|G.I. Bill]].&lt;ref name=&quot;About&quot; /&gt;<br /> <br /> Since he figured he'd get &quot;swallowed up&quot; at a big college, Bob picked a small college to study pre-Engineering for two years. He was also in a band and learned a lot about [[music]]. He then moved onto [[Wikipedia:Auburn University|Auburn University]], a big college, to earn his engineering degree.&lt;ref name=&quot;About&quot; /&gt; As an engineer, he never learned to spell properly.&lt;ref&gt;[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#The Date Begins (4:47 - 7:17)]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Career===<br /> <br /> Bob worked for [[Wikipedia:Western Electric|Western Electric]] for forty years. Using skills learned in the Army, he built for the company their first automatic [something] (it's unclear what Bob says here). General Electric heard about it and offered him a job in upstate New York. Since New York is too cold (and Yankee) for Bob, he moved away after three years, working in North Carolina for some time.&lt;ref name=&quot;About&quot; /&gt; He worked with both Goodrich and Goodyear.&lt;ref name=&quot;PSN 37&quot; /&gt;<br /> <br /> With General Electric, Bob was responsible for at least seven patents. [[Barbara]] claimed, in an e-mail to [[Miyamoto]], that because of Bob's influence in the computer world, the [[Wikipedia:Nintendo Entertainment System|NES]] &quot;might not have arrived so soon&quot; (despite video game technology actually being pioneered by [[Wikipedia:Ralph Baer|Ralph Baer]]).&lt;ref name=&quot;Barbara&quot; /&gt;<br /> <br /> As examples of Bob's accom-PLISH-ments, as Chris would say, he automated a steel mill for rolling steel for cars, a paper mill for papers into the form of Kleenex, warehousing, railroads and tanker ships. He designed scooters, die casting machines, machines for producing plastic products&lt;ref name=&quot;About&quot; /&gt; and a [http://www.google.com/patents/about?id=PIU_AAAAEBAJ vehicle logging system]. A fact that both Chris and Barbara have bragged about is that Bob designed [http://www.google.com/patents/about?id=vScrAAAAEBAJ controls] that were used in plastic water container molding machines.&lt;ref name=&quot;About&quot; /&gt;&lt;ref name=&quot;Barbara&quot;&gt;[[Miyamoto Saga#Barbara]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ===World consciousness===<br /> <br /> [[Image:0012-BobbyReading.jpg|thumb|Bob learning how to cut that Internet down]]<br /> <br /> On the other hand, Bob himself was proud of his &quot;natural inclination for logic,&quot; although he was &quot;inundated&quot; by all his designs and whether he did good for the world.&lt;ref name=&quot;About&quot; /&gt;<br /> <br /> Speaking of the world, Bob had been interested in it since he was 10, and had become very world conscious as a believer in the [[Wikipedia:United Nations|United Nations]]. He began by collecting foreign stamps in the [[1930s]]. He had collected 15,000–20,000 LPs from various genres and cultures.&lt;ref name=&quot;PSN 37&quot;/&gt; Bob traveled the world in his day for business and [[china|pleasure]].<br /> <br /> Politically, Bob identified as a [[Wikipedia:Republican Party (United States)|Republican]], and did not vote for [[Barack Obama]] in [[Wikipedia:United States presidential election, 2008|the 2008 presidential election]].&lt;ref name=&quot;Prank calls&quot;/&gt;<br /> <br /> In a potentially damaging moment on 18 [[February 2009]], Bob doubted the existence of [[Molvanîa]], [[Julie]]'s country of origin.&lt;ref&gt;[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5]]&lt;/ref&gt; However, he continued talking under the assumption that Molvanîa was under Russian control.&lt;ref name=&quot;PSN 37&quot;&gt;[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Health and late life===<br /> <br /> [[Image:LumberjackTapestry.JPG|thumb|Robert had Medieval English ancestry]]<br /> [[File:Heart15.jpg|thumb|Computer-generated model of Bob's near-shattered heart.]]<br /> Bob lived on social security and his General Electric pension.&lt;ref name=&quot;Raising&quot;&gt;[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#Raising Chris-Chan (16:46 - 00:00)]]&lt;/ref&gt; He never really had people to chat with (he loved to ramble if the person showed some slight interest), so he sat around, listened to music, and took care of the garden inside the greenhouse. &lt;ref name=&quot;PSN 37&quot; /&gt; With a 1970s stereo system set up in the greenhouse, he went to &quot;swing with the music&quot; on his swing there.&lt;ref name=&quot;Raising&quot; /&gt;<br /> <br /> Bob had had two triple bypasses and four heart attacks. He wore an [[Wikipedia:Artificial pacemaker|artificial pacemaker]].&lt;ref&gt;[[Mumble 3]]&lt;/ref&gt; In a recent prank call, Bob revealed that after surgery for cancer it was discovered that he had a fluid build up in his legs which can cause heart failure. This rapid decline in health worried him. &lt;ref name=&quot;Prank calls&quot;/&gt; He attributed his long life to the [[Cherokee]] in him. His uncles and grandfather all lived to 90-100.&lt;ref name=&quot;PSN 37&quot; /&gt; <br /> <br /> A major question in the [[troll]] community is what will happen now that Bob has died.<br /> <br /> ===What about Bob?===<br /> <br /> [[Image:Bobbetter.jpg|thumb|&quot;Now will you PLEASE let me get back to God of War 3???&quot;]]<br /> <br /> On 1 [[March 2010]], Chris [[Twitter]]ed that Bob had been taken to the hospital in the early morning for &quot;congested [''sic''] [[Wikipedia:Heart failure|heart failure]]&quot;. Chris seemed confident that his father would come home shortly. Considering Bob's age, lifestyle, and long history of heart disease, [[Chris and death|Chris did not seem to grasp the seriousness of heart failure in an elderly man]]. Before his death, Bob was the only thing keeping [[14 Branchland Court|the Chandler household]] from imploding, and as such, trolls and white knights alike wished him the best.<br /> <br /> [[Image:Bobbed.jpg|thumb|Apart from the dying heart]]<br /> <br /> In the month following Bob's hospitalization, Chris was remarkably quiet on the subject. Information about his condition was hard to come by, as we only learned something [[Ego|once it has inconvenienced Chris enough for him to come online and complain about it]]. Statistically, congestive heart failure is not as immediately fatal as its name implies.&lt;ref&gt;[[Wikipedia:Congenital Heart Failure|Congenital Heart Failure]]&lt;/ref&gt; But again, Bob's age, prior heart attacks and lifestyle made this a serious matter.<br /> <br /> Chris's videos over the month of March made no mention of Bob at all. Staying true to his painfully predictable nature, Chris instead lost a [[The Wallflower|girlfriend he never had]], [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|made racial slurs and death threats to a cartoon character]], and [[F Abstinance|raged against abstinence]]. But no mention of his ailing father. <br /> <br /> A poster on [[/cwc/]] contacted Chris via PSN regarding Bob. He posted a [http://www.cogsdev.org/w/images/9/9b/Bobbetter.jpg screen capture] of Chris's response, saying, &quot;He is doing much better, thank you.&quot; [[Image:King.jpg|thumb|&quot;Know this, Robert. Thy demise shall be a Whopper!&quot;]]Another contacted Chris via email and got a response saying, &quot;Yes, my father is healthy and safe.&quot; He was clearly neither at the time, but this was at least proof that Bob hadn't joined the Whites-Only section of Heaven just yet. In late May, Chris finally made [[Some Favored Comedians|a brief mention]] in a public video that his father was &quot;alive and well,&quot; with no further elaboration on his condition. <br /> <br /> On 6 September 2011, Bob died, presumably from congestive heart failure.&lt;ref name=&quot;BobObit&quot;&gt;http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/dailyprogress/obituary.aspx?n=robert-franklin-chandler&amp;pid=153539600&lt;/ref&gt; Luckily for Chris, he did not [[Aunt Corrina|die on pancake day]].<br /> <br /> ===BobWatch™===<br /> <br /> On 10 August, 2010 [[Matthew Noble call|a phone call]] took place between Bob and Alec Benson Leary, who posed as an employee of [[GAMe PLACe|The GAMe PLACe]]. Discussing Chris's June trespassing citation, it was discovered that Chris hadn't told his parents about the incident (surprise, surprise). Chris posted [[6 June 2010|a whiny video]] about the incident the night that it happened, which remained on his YouTube channel until he purged all of his videos on 22 November. Yeah, that's how negligent Bob was.<br /> <br /> On 19 August, 2010 it was revealed that the elderly man with heart failure was still [[Coffee Place|eating breakfast at Burger King]] on a daily basis. The Grim Reaper is said to have been pleased by this news.<br /> <br /> On 24 March, 2011, Bob claimed in a phone call to have cancer.&lt;ref&gt;http://youtu.be/y-GGSOyCm2k&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> On 20 July, 2011, it was revealed that by that time [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia#Re: Coming out to my parents|Bob knew about Chris's cross-dressing tendencies]] and strongly disapproved of them.<br /> <br /> On 29 August, 2011, Chris [[Calling_Out#Response_to_ADF|mentioned in a video]] that his father was no longer getting out much because he was sickly and his feet were bloated. Foot swelling is a [http://www.cardioassoc.com/patient_pgs/conditions/congestive.asp symptom of late-stage congestive heart failure.] With his mobility limited, Bob became a shut in, which only compounded his heart problems. It was a rare occurance of Chris legitimately acknowledging his dad's health was failing and an even rarer occurance of him genuinely knowing of any situation around him.<br /> <br /> On 6 September, 2011, Bob passed away, and even the trolls were saddened by this. Despite all the jokes made about Chris and his family, the death of a loved one is a very tragic event and out of respect for him and his family, the Cwcki was shut down for close to a week with only a page reading [Robert Franklin Chandler Jr. 1927-2011]. Our sincere thoughts and prayers are with Chris and Barbara and his entire family.&lt;ref name=&quot;BobObit&quot; /&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Obituary==<br /> Both [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] and Chris collaborated in writing Bob's obituary, which was published in two local papers.&lt;ref name=&quot;obit-written-by&quot;&gt;http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/timesdispatch/obituary.aspx?n=Robert-CHANDLER&amp;pid=153539630&lt;/ref&gt; Main points of the obituary, apart from the standard birth date, date of death, and next of kin, include:<br /> <br /> * Text going into unusual detail about what Bob did at General Electric. This includes an odd mention of Bob somehow being indirectly responsible for the invention of a &quot;simple plastic funnel&quot;.<br /> * The location of the memorial service, &quot;to follow on a later date&quot;, at [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church]], the church that Barb, Bob and Chris used to frequent together. This is the same church that [[Rocky Shoemaker]] counsels Chris from.<br /> * A footnote asking readers to not donate flowers, but to donate money to Barbara and Chris. Given [[Chris and money|the money habits of Chris]] and Barb, the remaining Chandlers may be in a dire financial situation.<br /> <br /> ===Original Text===<br /> :''Robert Franklin Chandler Jr., 84, of Ruckersville, passed away the morning of Tuesday, September 6, 2011, at Martha Jefferson Hospital ICU surrounded by family, pastor and hospital staff.''<br /> <br /> :''He was born on September 4, 1927, in Texas, the son of the late Robert Franklin Chandler Sr. and Jean Holloman Chandler. On June 7, 1980, he married Barbara Anne Weston, who survives. And the couple gave birth to a son, Christian Weston Chandler, who survives. Also surviving is ex-wife, Patricia, and their shared children, son, Dr. David Alan Chandler, survives, and daughter, Carol Suzanne Chandler, survives.''<br /> <br /> :''He graduated from Auburn University with a degree in Engineering.''<br /> <br /> :''He served in the United States Army Seoul Korea in the Signal Corp during the Korean War. He worked for General Electric as an Engineer with Steels, Plastics, etc. He also had patents for the controls for Plastic Molding Machines; without him, we would not have even a simple plastic funnel.''<br /> <br /> :''Also surviving are granddaughter, Savannah Chandler, the daughter of David Alan Chandler and his wife, Kimberly.''<br /> <br /> :''A funeral service will be held at Monticello Memory Gardens in Charlottesville, Virginia, 10 a.m. Monday, September 12, 2011. A memorial service to follow on a later date at Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church.''<br /> <br /> :''Instead of flowers, you may make monetary donations to his widow, Barbara Chandler and son, Christian Chandler.<br /> <br /> ==Relationships==<br /> <br /> ===Previous family===<br /> <br /> Bob was previously married to a woman named Patricia.&lt;ref name=&quot;BobObit&quot; /&gt; She's most likely the mother of his two other children, [[David Alan Chandler]] and [[Carol Suzanne Chandler]], with whom he was both out of contact in his later years.&lt;ref name=&quot;Cole2&quot;&gt;[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-2.PNG|6 March 2007 email, page 2]]&lt;/ref&gt; For example, Chris did not know he had a niece named [[Savannah Chandler|Savannah]] until she was 8 years old.&lt;ref&gt;[[CWC's Diary#January 2004]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Barbara===<br /> <br /> [[Image:0063-BobAndBarbaraNewLife.jpg|thumb|With [[barbara Chandler|Barb]]]]<br /> <br /> Bob and [[Barbara]] met in a bar on a karaoke night. Barbara was there with friends and Bob was singing.&lt;ref name=&quot;Mumble 3.5&quot;&gt;[[Mumble 3.5]]&lt;/ref&gt; According to Chris, Barbara did the [[How to Talk to Girls|pursuing]]: &quot;She chased him down the hall.&quot; This is probably why he figures that he could get away with being passive in terms of courtship. In contrast, [[Cole|Cole's]] friend Chuck, who worked at the bar, has a vivid memory of them being drunk retards.&lt;ref name=&quot;Cole2&quot; /&gt; They got married in 1980.&lt;ref name=&quot;Mumble 3.5&quot; /&gt;<br /> <br /> According to Chris, Barbara did not have sex with Bob for at least two decades before his passing. They had been sleeping in separate rooms for the past few years.&lt;ref&gt;[[IRC (27 December 2008)]]&lt;/ref&gt; This is possibly due to an attempt to avoid spawning another subhuman freak like Chris.<br /> <br /> ===Cole===<br /> Bob married Barbara when her son [[Cole]] was 17, around the time Cole left to lead his own life.<br /> <br /> Cole feels that Bob's bitterness worked to separate his relationship with his mother. Cole said he would celebrate&lt;ref name=&quot;Cole2&quot;/&gt; &quot;when that fuck Bob finally drops,&quot; but it is unknown if he has yet to as of 9 September 2011. &lt;ref&gt;[[:Image:Cole 07-07-24-3.PNG|Email from Cole to Chris]]&lt;/ref&gt; Cole said that he and Bob shared a mutual hatred,&lt;ref name=&quot;Cole2&quot; /&gt; though we have no evidence yet that Bob hated Cole. In the least, it is certain that Bob knew Cole didn't like him.&lt;ref name=&quot;Raising&quot;/&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> ===Chris===<br /> <br /> {{quote|Get away from the Internet! <br /> I'm cutting it down, right now.|Bob Chandler, Internet lumberjack.}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:0106-ChristianWDad.jpg|thumb|&quot;You tell them that you fell down some stairs or else I'm cutting down your [[Nintendo]].&quot;]]<br /> <br /> Bob wished that Chris was more interested in the world. He tried to teach Chris, but he thought (and rightly so) that Chris doesn't understand countries and continents beyond what he's seen on [[TV]], and only can associate with the places he's been in Virginia.&lt;ref name=&quot;PSN 37&quot; /&gt;<br /> <br /> Bob's joke that [[Barack Obama]] would paint the White House black as soon as he became president influenced Chris to draw it in ''[[Sonichu 8]]''.<br /> <br /> Chris has often complained about stressful confrontations with his father:<br /> <br /> {{quote|well, my father is a major stressor against me; starts arguements[sic], annoys me, rarely washes his hands after restroom breaks (lord knows I've tried to encourage him to wash numerous time, and rarely succeeded.|Chris, [[IRC (31 December 2008)]]}}<br /> <br /> After several occasions where trolls had communicated with Bob personally and found him to be quite pleasant and amicable, it's become obvious that he wasn't &quot;starting arguments&quot;, as Chris asserts. More likely he was criticizing Chris's behavior and encouraging to better himself, which would involve work, which Chris fears and despises.<br /> <br /> Bob had reportedly explained to him that he had taken care of his [[autistic]] ass for 29 years and so Chris should be more grateful. Chris couldn't give two shits, figuring that his father was ''obligated'' to take care of him, seeing no reason he should demonstrate any foreign concepts like &quot;love&quot;, &quot;support&quot;, &quot;gratitude&quot;, and &quot;willingness to help&quot;. Chris would run for his father's aid when he felt threatened, as in the later parts of the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]].<br /> <br /> Despite Bob's occasional frustration over Chris's actions, he seemed to have bought into the theory that Chris is tormented by a [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|complex network of enemies spanning the entire world]], due to the [[Chris and his ego|success]] that he has earned from his very [[Chris and his ego|popular]] Sonichu franchise.&lt;ref name=&quot;Church&quot;&gt;[[Church audio]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref name=&quot;Noble&quot;&gt;[[Matthew Noble call]]&lt;/ref&gt; In the [[Matthew Noble call]], it appears that Bob seemed to share Chris's tendency to bring up unrelated mishaps and debacles to make current incidents and sources of [[stress]] seem &quot;petty&quot; in comparison.<br /> <br /> In line with that thread of distraction and self-delusion, Bob actually believed that Chris had accomplished significant goals in his adult life.&lt;ref name=&quot;Prank&quot;&gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNHIbffirxU&amp;feature=player_embedded&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> He would never get past that notion, given that he continued to have to nursemaid Chris well into his son's late 20s. In the later parts of 2009 and throughout 2010, as chronicled in Chris's e-mails with [[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2009|Vivian Gee]] and [[Jackie E-mails 7|Jackie]], Bob had been forced to take an increasingly active role in controlling Chris's spending and debt, paying off Chris's credit cards with his own money in an attempt to prevent interest charges from spiraling even further out of control. By the fall of 2010, he was monitoring Chris's bank accounts on a daily basis and keeping him on a strict allowance. Upon finding out about Chris's [[Tomgirl Pictures|escapades]] in early 2011, Bob's reaction was to question Chris's sexuality, at one point even calling him a fag.<br /> <br /> Chris has said specifically that he doesn't have to love his father, but has to respect him.&lt;ref&gt;[[Mumble 1#Transcript|Mumble Chat 1]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Audio and video appearances==<br /> <br /> In every appearance, Bob has proven himself to be better at charming Chris's [[sweetheart]]s than Chris himself.<br /> <br /> * 26 February [[1994]]: Bob appears briefly behind Chris from 0:26 - 0:36 in the news report of Chris's [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch &amp; Win Sweepstakes]].<br /> * 14 [[February 2009]]: [[Bob Walks In]] to Chris [[mass debating]].<br /> * 18 [[February 2009]]: In [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5]] and [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7|3.7]], Bob rambles to [[Julie]].<br /> * 15 [[March 2009]]: Bob [[Church audio|talked]] to [[Robert Simmons V]] at [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|church]] while [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|Chris went to shit himself]].<br /> * [[March 2009]]: Bob chaperoned Chris on his date with [[Emily]].<br /> * 27 [[March 2009]]: Bob gets intruded by Chris in the [[Tour of Christian's House]], but is not visible.<br /> * 27 [[August 2009]]: [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|Bob enters Chris's room]] and scolds him for making the [[Tour of Christian's House|house tour video]], (correctly) fearing that if someone saw the house as it was, they would be evicted (Uncut version only). This is a momentous occasion, showing some awareness on the part of the Chandlers that the filth and squalor they live in is a health hazard. This video subsequently off a wave of emails and calls to the Greene County Health Department, masterminded by trolls who hoped to realize Bob's fear of eviction, but the campaign was seemingly unsuccessful.<br /> * [[November 2009]]: Bob and [[Barb|Snorlax]] make a brief appearance at the end of the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]].<br /> * 15 [[August 2010]]: Bob gets a [[Matthew Noble call|call from the GAMe PLACe]] and is informed of Chris's actions earlier in the year. He then goes on a tangent about how Chris has been tormented by everyone ever since he was banned, and then demands Michael Snyder's information. Barbara also appears at the end of the call.<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> Image:Thehell.jpg|&quot;The hell is this crap?&quot;<br /> Image:0009-ChristopherChristmas2.jpg|Looking at the presents, it's sometime between 1982 and 2011.<br /> Image:0011-ChristopherBobXmas.jpg|That isn't Chris's half-senile old grandfather at [[Christmas]] time. It's Bob. He was that age when Chris was about one.<br /> Image:0014-YoungerFather.jpg<br /> Image:0032-BobAtRestraunt.jpg|The epitome of handsome.<br /> Image:0038-AuntCorinaAndDad.jpg|Bob with [[Aunt Corrina]].<br /> Image:0062-NewChristian&amp;Dad.jpg|Notice Chris's discomfort.<br /> Image:0120-BobbyBehindBars.jpg|Bob wouldn't let a fence get in the way of cutting down Chris's Internet.<br /> Image:0230-ChristianAndDadInClass.jpg|Bob: fashion icon.<br /> Image:0626-BobbyInGarden.jpg|When Bob wasn't arguing with Chris or cutting down his Internet, he enjoyed gardening.<br /> Image:CreepyBobAndChris.JPG|Bob will haunt your dreams tonight.<br /> Image:Bob_80th.jpg|Calm down Bob, I think you're scaring Snorlax.<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Sauces==<br /> {{Fan Art|chris=Bob Chandler}}<br /> &lt;references /&gt;<br /> <br /> {{People}}<br /> {{Not_Jerks}}<br /> <br /> {{DEFAULTSORT:Chandler, Bob}}<br /> [[Category:Family Members]]<br /> [[Category:Dead]]</div>

Shearod https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=September_2011&diff=146649 2011-09-11T05:55:27Z

<p>Shearod: </p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:Chrischansdad.jpg|thumb|Rest in peace 1927-2011.]]<br /> '''September 2011''' had begun with Chris basking in triumph after unmasking [[Jack Thaddeus]], [[Alec Benson Leary]] and [[Thorg]], and forcing [[Surfshack Tito]] to leave the Internet. BlueSpike's fate is to be determined, and it is not known if Chris has dox on other trolls too. The state of Virginia had recovered from an earthquake and major hurricane, yet [[Power|Chris remained safe]].<br /> <br /> September brought the passing of Chris's father as a result of years of cancer and heart-related problems.<br /> <br /> ==Events==<br /> <br /> *6 September - [[Bob Chandler]] passes away two days after his 84th birthday.<br /> *15 September - [[Calling_Out#Calling_Out_.22Julaaaay.22_-_David|The deadline]] for [[BlueSpike|David &quot;BlueSpike&quot;]] to upload an apology video.<br /> <br /> {{Timeline}}<br /> [[Category:Chronology]]</div>

Shearod https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Bob_Chandler&diff=146642 2011-09-11T04:59:51Z

<p>Shearod: /* Obituary */</p> <hr /> <div>: ''&quot;Bob&quot; redirects here. For the troll occasionally known as Bob, see [[Robert Simmons V]].''<br /> <br /> <br /> {{quote|This ain't my time yet.|Bob laughing at death &lt;ref&gt;[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript|Emily Date]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> {| class=&quot;infobox&quot; style=&quot;width: 21em; font-size: 90%;&quot;<br /> |-<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; | Chandler family<br /> |-<br /> | colspan=&quot;2&quot; | [[Image:Chrischansdad.jpg|300px]]<br /> |-<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; |Bob Chandler<br /> |-<br /> | '''Birth name'''<br /> | Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.<br /> |-<br /> | '''Nicknames'''<br /> | [[Bob Walks In|Internet Lumberjack]]<br /> [[Cole|That fuck Bob]]<br /> |-<br /> | '''Born'''<br /> | 4 September [[Pre-1980#1920s|1927]]<br /> |-<br /> | '''Died'''<br /> | 6 September [[2011]]<br /> |-<br /> | '''Gender'''<br /> | Male<br /> |-<br /> | '''Nationality'''<br /> | [[United States of America|American]]<br /> |-<br /> | '''Race'''<br /> | White (1/16th [[Cherokee]])<br /> |-<br /> | '''Parents'''<br /> | Robert (father)<br /> |-<br /> | '''Education'''<br /> | Auburn University (engineering)<br /> |-<br /> | '''Occupation(s)'''<br /> | Military communications, engineer<br /> |-<br /> |}<br /> [[Image:DemonicLumberjack.jpg|thumb|'''The Internet Lumberjack''' in his final form]]<br /> '''Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.'''&lt;ref&gt;[[Blanca E-mails#Chris likes Blanca|Email to Blanca]]&lt;/ref&gt; (4 September [[Pre-1980#1920s|1927]]- 6 September [[2011]] &lt;ref&gt;http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d155.html#P155&lt;/ref&gt;) was the father of [[Christian Weston Chandler]], [[Carol Chandler]] and [[David Alan Chandler]], and husband of [[Barbara Weston Chandler]]. Bob became a firm favorite with [[trolls]] due to Chris's intense dislike of him and Bob's infamous cameo when he walked in on Chris [[mass debating]].&lt;ref&gt;[[Bob Walks In]]&lt;/ref&gt; His nickname, &quot;the [[Internet]] Lumberjack,&quot; comes from this incident.<br /> <br /> While loathed by and estranged from his other children and step-child, Bob was still viewed as a better parent than his wife [[Barbara]], due to him being somewhat concerned with Chris's current status as a [[virgin with rage]], and the fact that he occasionally tried to guilt him into being more considerate by bringing up the fact that he devoted 29 years to raising a selfish manchild. Of course, Chris is unfazed by these attempts.<br /> <br /> Bob had conversed with numerous trolls. Thanks to his tendency to yap on, more information became known through these talks.<br /> <br /> Bob passed away on 6 September 2011, at Martha Jefferson Hospital ICU surrounded by family, pastor and hospital staff.&lt;ref name=&quot;BobObit&quot;&gt;http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/dailyprogress/obituary.aspx?n=robert-franklin-chandler&amp;pid=153539600&lt;/ref&gt; <br /> <br /> ==Biography==<br /> [[Image:GrandWizardBob.jpg|thumb|&quot;I seen crosses burnin', fella.&quot;]]<br /> <br /> ===Service and education===<br /> <br /> Bob was born in [[Wikipedia:Fort Worth, Texas|Fort Worth, Texas]]&lt;ref name=&quot;Prank calls&quot;&gt;[[Prank calls]]&lt;/ref&gt; and raised in [[Wikipedia:Alabama|Alabama]].&lt;ref name=&quot;About&quot;&gt;[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#About Bob (7:18 - 16:45)]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Bob was drafted after [[Wikipedia:World War II|World War II]] and placed in [[Wikipedia:Signal Corps (United States Army)|the Signal Corps]]. There, he learned how to install valve systems, switchboards, and telephones, and got to visit the beautiful [[CWCville|North Korea]]. When he got out, he couldn't get a job and so went to college on the [[Wikipedia:G.I. Bill|G.I. Bill]].&lt;ref name=&quot;About&quot; /&gt;<br /> <br /> Since he figured he'd get &quot;swallowed up&quot; at a big college, Bob picked a small college to study pre-Engineering for two years. He was also in a band and learned a lot about [[music]]. He then moved onto [[Wikipedia:Auburn University|Auburn University]], a big college, to earn his engineering degree.&lt;ref name=&quot;About&quot; /&gt; As an engineer, he never learned to spell properly.&lt;ref&gt;[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#The Date Begins (4:47 - 7:17)]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Career===<br /> <br /> Bob worked for [[Wikipedia:Western Electric|Western Electric]] for forty years. Using skills learned in the Army, he built for the company their first automatic [something] (it's unclear what Bob says here). General Electric heard about it and offered him a job in upstate New York. Since New York is too cold (and Yankee) for Bob, he moved away after three years, working in North Carolina for some time.&lt;ref name=&quot;About&quot; /&gt; He worked with both Goodrich and Goodyear.&lt;ref name=&quot;PSN 37&quot; /&gt;<br /> <br /> With General Electric, Bob was responsible for at least seven patents. [[Barbara]] claimed, in an e-mail to [[Miyamoto]], that because of Bob's influence in the computer world, the [[Wikipedia:Nintendo Entertainment System|NES]] &quot;might not have arrived so soon&quot; (despite video game technology actually being pioneered by [[Wikipedia:Ralph Baer|Ralph Baer]]).&lt;ref name=&quot;Barbara&quot; /&gt;<br /> <br /> As examples of Bob's accom-PLISH-ments, as Chris would say, he automated a steel mill for rolling steel for cars, a paper mill for papers into the form of Kleenex, warehousing, railroads and tanker ships. He designed scooters, die casting machines, machines for producing plastic products&lt;ref name=&quot;About&quot; /&gt; and a [http://www.google.com/patents/about?id=PIU_AAAAEBAJ vehicle logging system]. A fact that both Chris and Barbara have bragged about is that Bob designed [http://www.google.com/patents/about?id=vScrAAAAEBAJ controls] that were used in plastic water [container] molding machines.&lt;ref name=&quot;About&quot; /&gt;&lt;ref name=&quot;Barbara&quot;&gt;[[Miyamoto Saga#Barbara]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ===World consciousness===<br /> <br /> [[Image:0012-BobbyReading.jpg|thumb|Bob learning how to cut that Internet down]]<br /> <br /> On the other hand, Bob himself was proud of his &quot;natural inclination for logic,&quot; although he was &quot;inundated&quot; by all his designs and whether he did good for the world.&lt;ref name=&quot;About&quot; /&gt;<br /> <br /> Speaking of the world, Bob had been interested in it since he was 10, and had become very world conscious as a believer in the [[Wikipedia:United Nations|United Nations]]. He began by collecting foreign stamps in the [[1930s]]. He had collected 15,000–20,000 LPs from various genres and cultures.&lt;ref name=&quot;PSN 37&quot;/&gt; Bob traveled the world in his day for business and [[china|pleasure]].<br /> <br /> Politically, Bob identifies as a [[Wikipedia:Republican Party (United States)|Republican]], and did not vote for [[Barack Obama]] in [[Wikipedia:United States presidential election, 2008|the 2008 presidential election]].&lt;ref name=&quot;Prank calls&quot;/&gt;<br /> <br /> In a potentially damaging moment on 18 [[February 2009]], Bob doubted the existence of [[Molvanîa]], [[Julie]]'s fictional country of origin.&lt;ref&gt;[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5]]&lt;/ref&gt; However, he continued talking under the assumption that Molvanîa was under Russian control.&lt;ref name=&quot;PSN 37&quot;&gt;[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Health and late life===<br /> <br /> [[Image:LumberjackTapestry.JPG|thumb|Robert had Medieval English ancestry]]<br /> [[File:Heart15.jpg|thumb|Computer-generated model of Bob's near-shattered heart.]]<br /> Bob lived on social security and General Electric pension.&lt;ref name=&quot;Raising&quot;&gt;[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#Raising Chris-Chan (16:46 - 00:00)]]&lt;/ref&gt; He never really had people to chat with (he loved to ramble if the person showed some slight interest), so he sat around, listened to music,&lt;ref name=&quot;PSN 37&quot; /&gt; and took care of the garden inside the greenhouse. With a 1970s stereo system set up in the greenhouse, he went to &quot;swing with the music&quot; on his swing there.&lt;ref name=&quot;Raising&quot; /&gt;<br /> <br /> Bob had had two triple bypasses and four heart attacks. He wore an [[Wikipedia:Artificial pacemaker|artificial pacemaker]].&lt;ref&gt;[[Mumble 3]]&lt;/ref&gt; In a recent prank call, Bob revealed that after surgery for cancer it was discovered that he had a fluid build up in his legs which can cause heart failure. This rapid decline in health worried him. &lt;ref&gt;[[Prank_calls]]&lt;/ref&gt; He attributed his long life to the [[Cherokee]] in him. Let's hope that Chris hasn't inherited the traits for this longevity. His uncles and grandfather all lived to 90-100.&lt;ref name=&quot;PSN 37&quot; /&gt; <br /> <br /> A major question in the [[troll]] community is what will happen now that Bob has died.<br /> <br /> ===What about Bob?===<br /> <br /> [[Image:Bobbetter.jpg|thumb|&quot;Now will you PLEASE let me get back to God of War 3???&quot;]]<br /> <br /> On 1 [[March 2010]], Chris [[Twitter]]ed that Bob had been taken to the hospital in the early morning for congested [''sic''] [[Wikipedia:Heart failure|heart failure]]. Chris seemed confident that his father would come home shortly. Considering Bob's age, lifestyle, and long history of heart disease, [[Chris and death|Chris does not seem to grasp the seriousness of heart failure in an elderly man]]. Before his death, Bob was the only thing keeping [[14 Branchland Court|the Chandler household]] from imploding, and as such, trolls and white knights alike wished him the best.<br /> <br /> [[Image:Bobbed.jpg|thumb|Apart from the dying heart]]<br /> <br /> In the month following Bob's hospitalization, Chris was remarkably quiet on the subject. Information about his condition was hard to come by, as we only learn something [[Ego|once it has inconvenienced Chris enough for him to come online and complain about it]]. Statistically, congestive heart failure is not as immediately fatal as its name implies.&lt;ref&gt;[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Congestive_heart_failure Congenital Heart Failure on Wikipedia]&lt;/ref&gt; But again, Bob's age, prior heart attacks and lifestyle made this a serious matter.<br /> <br /> Chris's videos over the month of March made no mention of Bob at all. Staying true to his painfully predictable nature, Chris instead lost a [[The Wallflower|girlfriend he never had]], [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|made racial slurs and death threats to a cartoon character]], and [[F Abstinance|raged against abstinence]]. But no mention of his ailing father. <br /> <br /> A poster on [[/cwc/| /cwc/]] contacted Chris via PSN regarding Bob. He posted a [http://www.cogsdev.org/w/images/9/9b/Bobbetter.jpg screen capture] of Chris's response, saying, &quot;He is doing much better, thank you.&quot; [[Image:King.jpg|thumb|&quot;Know this, Robert. Thy demise shall be a Whopper!&quot;]]Another contacted Chris via email and got a response saying, &quot;Yes, my father is healthy and safe.&quot; He was clearly neither at the time, but this was at least proof that Bob hadn't joined the Whites-Only section of Heaven just yet. In late May, Chris finally made [[Some Favored Comedians|a brief mention]] in a public video that his father was &quot;alive and well,&quot; with no further elaboration on his condition. <br /> <br /> On September 6, 2011, Bob passed away, presumably from congestive heart failure.&lt;ref name=&quot;BobObit&quot;&gt;http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/dailyprogress/obituary.aspx?n=robert-franklin-chandler&amp;pid=153539600&lt;/ref&gt; Luckily for Chris, he did not [[Aunt Corrina|die on pancake day]].<br /> <br /> ===BobWatch™===<br /> <br /> On 10 August, 2010 [[Matthew Noble call|a phone call]] took place between Bob and Alec Benson Leary, who posed as an employee of [[GAMe PLACe|The GAMe PLACe]]. Discussing Chris's June trespassing citation, it was discovered that Chris hadn't told his parents about the incident (surprise, surprise). Chris posted [[6 June 2010|a whiny video]] about the incident the night that it happened, which remained on his YouTube channel until he purged all of his videos on 22 November. Yeah, that's how negligent Bob was.<br /> <br /> On 19 August, 2010 it was revealed that the elderly man with heart failure was still [[Coffee Place|eating breakfast at Burger King]] on a daily basis. The Grim Reaper is said to have been pleased by this news.<br /> <br /> On 24 March, 2011, Bob claimed in a phone call to have cancer.&lt;ref&gt;http://youtu.be/y-GGSOyCm2k&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> On 20 July, 2011, it was revealed that by that time [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia#Re: Coming out to my parents|Bob knew about Chris's cross-dressing tendencies]] and strongly disapproved of them.<br /> <br /> On 29 August, 2011, Chris [[Calling_Out#Response_to_ADF|mentioned in a video]] that his father was no longer getting out much because he was sickly and his feet were bloated. Foot swelling is a [http://www.cardioassoc.com/patient_pgs/conditions/congestive.asp symptom of late-stage congestive heart failure.] With his mobility limited, Bob became a shut in, which only compounded his heart problems.<br /> <br /> On 6 September, 2011, Bob dies, and a mournful internet is left to cut itself down in honor of the fallen lumberjack.&lt;ref name=&quot;BobObit&quot; /&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Obituary==<br /> <br /> :''Robert Franklin Chandler Jr., 84, of Ruckersville, passed away the morning of Tuesday, September 6, 2011, at Martha Jefferson Hospital ICU surrounded by family, pastor and hospital staff.''<br /> <br /> :''He was born on September 4, 1927, in Texas, the son of the late Robert Franklin Chandler Sr. and Jean Holloman Chandler. On June 7, 1980, he married Barbara Anne Weston, who survives. And the couple gave birth to a son, Christian Weston Chandler, who survives. Also surviving is ex-wife, Patricia, and their shared children, son, Dr. David Alan Chandler, survives, and daughter, Carol Suzanne Chandler, survives.''<br /> <br /> :''He graduated from Auburn University with a degree in Engineering.''<br /> <br /> :''He served in the United States Army Seoul Korea in the Signal Corp during the Korean War. He worked for General Electric as an Engineer with Steels, Plastics, etc. He also had patents for the controls for Plastic Molding Machines; without him, we would not have even a simple plastic funnel.''<br /> <br /> :''Also surviving are granddaughter, Savannah Chandler, the daughter of David Alan Chandler and his wife, Kimberly.''<br /> <br /> :''A funeral service will be held at Monticello Memory Gardens in Charlottesville, Virginia, 10 a.m. Monday, September 12, 2011. A memorial service to follow on a later date at Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church.''<br /> <br /> :''Instead of flowers, [[Monthly Tugboat|you may make monetary donations]] to his widow, Barbara Chandler and son, Christian Chandler.<br /> <br /> ==Relationships==<br /> <br /> ===Previous family===<br /> <br /> Bob was previously married to a woman named Patricia.&lt;ref name=&quot;BobObit&quot; /&gt; She's most likely the mother of his two other children, [[David Alan Chandler]] and [[Carol Suzanne Chandler]], with whom he was both out of contact in his later years.&lt;ref name=&quot;Cole2&quot;&gt;[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-2.PNG|6 March 2007 email, page 2]]&lt;/ref&gt; For example, Chris did not know he had a niece named [[Savannah Chandler|Savannah]] until she was 8 years old.&lt;ref&gt;[[CWC's Diary#January 2004]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Barbara===<br /> <br /> [[Image:0063-BobAndBarbaraNewLife.jpg|thumb|With [[barbara Chandler|Barb]]]]<br /> <br /> To continue with the music theme, Bob and [[Barbara]] met in a bar on a karaoke night. Barbara was there with friends and Bob was singing.&lt;ref name=&quot;Mumble 3.5&quot;&gt;[[Mumble 3.5]]&lt;/ref&gt; According to Chris, Barbara did the [[How to Talk to Girls|pursuing]]: &quot;She chased him down the hall.&quot; This is probably why he figures that he could get away with being passive in terms of courtship. In contrast, [[Cole|Cole's]] friend Chuck, who worked at the bar, has a vivid memory of them being drunk retards.&lt;ref name=&quot;Cole2&quot; /&gt; They got married in 1980.&lt;ref name=&quot;Mumble 3.5&quot; /&gt;<br /> <br /> According to Chris, Barbara did not have sex with Bob for at least two decades before his passing. They had been sleeping in separate rooms for the past few years.&lt;ref&gt;[[IRC (27 December 2008)]]&lt;/ref&gt; This is possibly due to an attempt to avoid spawning another subhuman freak like Chris.<br /> <br /> ===Cole===<br /> Bob married Barbara when her son [[Cole]] was 17, around the time Cole left to lead his own life.<br /> <br /> Cole feels that Bob's bitterness worked to separate his relationship with his mother. Cole said he would celebrate&lt;ref name=&quot;Cole2&quot;/&gt; &quot;when that fuck Bob finally drops,&quot; but it is unknown if he has yet to as of 9 September 2011. &lt;ref&gt;[[:Image:Cole 07-07-24-3.PNG|Email from Cole to Chris]]&lt;/ref&gt; Cole said that he and Bob shared a mutual hatred,&lt;ref name=&quot;Cole2&quot; /&gt; though we have no evidence yet that Bob hated Cole. In the least, it is certain that Bob knew Cole didn't like him.&lt;ref name=&quot;Raising&quot;/&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> ===Chris===<br /> <br /> {{quote|Get away from the Internet! <br /> I'm cutting it down, right now.|Bob Chandler, Internet lumberjack.}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:0106-ChristianWDad.jpg|thumb|&quot;You tell them that you fell down some stairs or else I'm cutting down your [[Nintendo]].&quot;]]<br /> <br /> Bob wished Chris was more interested in the world. He tried to teach Chris, but he thought (and rightly so) that Chris doesn't understand countries and continents beyond what he's seen on [[TV]], and only can associate with the places he's been in Virginia.&lt;ref name=&quot;PSN 37&quot; /&gt;<br /> <br /> Bob's joke that [[Barack Obama]] would paint the White House black as soon as he became president influenced Chris to draw it in ''[[Sonichu 8]]''.<br /> <br /> Chris has often complained about stressful confrontations with his father:<br /> <br /> {{quote|well, my father is a major stressor against me; starts arguements[sic], annoys me, rarely washes his hands after restroom breaks (lord knows I've tried to encourage him to wash numerous time, and rarely succeeded.|Chris, [[IRC (31 December 2008)]]}}<br /> <br /> After several occasions where trolls had communicated with Bob personally and found him to be quite pleasant and amicable, it's become obvious that he wasn't &quot;starting arguments&quot;, as Chris asserts. More likely he was criticizing Chris's behavior and encouraging to better himself, which would involve work, which Chris fears and despises.<br /> <br /> Bob had reportedly explained to him that he had taken care of his [[autistic]] ass for 29 years and so Chris should be more grateful. Chris couldn't give two shits, figuring that his father was ''obligated'' to take care of him, seeing no reason he should demonstrate any foreign concepts like &quot;love&quot;, &quot;support&quot;, &quot;gratitude&quot;, and &quot;willingness to help&quot;. Chris would run for his father's aid when he felt threatened, as in the later parts of the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]].<br /> <br /> Despite Bob's occasional frustration over Chris's actions, he seemed to have bought into the theory that Chris is tormented by a [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|complex network of enemies spanning the entire world]], due to the [[Chris and his ego|success]] that he has earned from his very [[Chris and his ego|popular]] Sonichu franchise.&lt;ref name=&quot;Church&quot;&gt;[[Church audio]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref name=&quot;Noble&quot;&gt;[[Matthew Noble call]]&lt;/ref&gt; In the [[Matthew Noble call]], it appears that Bob seemed to share Chris's tendency to bring up unrelated mishaps and debacles to make current incidents and sources of [[stress]] seem &quot;petty&quot; in comparison.<br /> <br /> In line with that thread of distraction and self-delusion, Bob actually believed that Chris had accomplished significant goals in his adult life.&lt;ref name=&quot;Prank&quot;&gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNHIbffirxU&amp;feature=player_embedded&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> He would never get past that notion, given that he continued to have to nursemaid Chris well into his son's late 20s. In the later parts of 2009 and throughout 2010, as chronicled in Chris's e-mails with [[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2009|Vivian Gee]] and [[Jackie E-mails 7|Jackie]], Bob had been forced to take an increasingly active role in controlling Chris's spending and debt, paying off Chris's credit cards with his own money in an attempt to prevent interest charges from spiraling even further out of control. By the fall of 2010, he was monitoring Chris's bank accounts on a daily basis and keeping him on a strict allowance. Upon finding out about Chris's [[Tomgirl Pictures|escapades]] in early 2011, Bob's reaction was to question Chris's sexuality, at one point even calling him a fag.<br /> <br /> Chris has said specifically that he doesn't have to love his father, but has to respect him.&lt;ref&gt;[[Mumble 1#Transcript|Mumble Chat 1]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Audio and video appearances==<br /> <br /> In every appearance, Bob has proven himself to be better at charming Chris's [[sweetheart]]s than Chris himself.<br /> <br /> * 26 February [[1994]]: Bob appears briefly behind Chris from 0:26 - 0:36 in the news report of Chris's [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch &amp; Win Sweepstakes]].<br /> * 14 [[February 2009]]: [[Bob Walks In]] to Chris [[mass debating]].<br /> * 18 [[February 2009]]: In [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5]] and [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7|3.7]], Bob rambles to [[Julie]].<br /> * 15 [[March 2009]]: Bob [[Church audio|talked]] to [[Robert Simmons V]] at [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|church]] while [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|Chris went to shit himself]].<br /> * [[March 2009]]: Bob chaperoned Chris on his date with [[Emily]].<br /> * 27 [[March 2009]]: Bob gets intruded by Chris in the [[Tour of Christian's House]], but is not visible.<br /> * 27 [[August 2009]]: [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|Bob enters Chris's room]] and scolds him for making the [[Tour of Christian's House|house tour video]], (correctly) fearing that if someone saw the house as it was, they would be evicted (Uncut version only). This is a momentous occasion, showing some awareness on the part of the Chandlers that the filth and squalor they live in is a health hazard. This video subsequently off a wave of emails and calls to the Greene County Health Department, masterminded by trolls who hoped to realize Bob's fear of eviction, but the campaign was seemingly unsuccessful.<br /> * [[November 2009]]: Bob and [[Barb|Snorlax]] make a brief appearance at the end of the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]].<br /> * 15 [[August 2010]]: Bob gets a [[Matthew Noble call|call from the GAMe PLACe]] and is informed of Chris's actions earlier in the year. He then goes on a tangent about how Chris has been tormented by everyone ever since he was banned, and then demands Michael Snyder's information. Barbara also appears at the end of the call.<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> Image:Thehell.jpg|&quot;The hell is this crap?&quot;<br /> Image:0009-ChristopherChristmas2.jpg|Looking at the presents, it's sometime between 1982 and 2011.<br /> Image:0011-ChristopherBobXmas.jpg|That isn't Chris's half-senile old grandfather at [[Christmas]] time. It's Bob. He was that age when Chris was about one.<br /> Image:0014-YoungerFather.jpg<br /> Image:0032-BobAtRestraunt.jpg|The epitome of handsome.<br /> Image:0038-AuntCorinaAndDad.jpg|Bob with [[Aunt Corrina]].<br /> Image:0062-NewChristian&amp;Dad.jpg|Notice Chris's discomfort.<br /> Image:0120-BobbyBehindBars.jpg|Bob wouldn't let a fence get in the way of cutting down Chris's Internet.<br /> Image:0230-ChristianAndDadInClass.jpg|Bob: fashion icon.<br /> Image:0626-BobbyInGarden.jpg|When Bob wasn't arguing with Chris or cutting down his Internet, he enjoyed gardening.<br /> Image:CreepyBobAndChris.JPG|Bob will haunt your dreams tonight.<br /> Image:Bob_80th.jpg|Calm down Bob, I think you're scaring Snorlax.<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Sauces==<br /> {{Fan Art|chris=Bob Chandler}}<br /> &lt;references /&gt;<br /> <br /> {{People}}<br /> {{Not_Jerks}}<br /> <br /> {{DEFAULTSORT:Chandler, Bob}}<br /> [[Category:Family Members]]<br /> [[Category:Dead]]</div>

Shearod https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Bob_Chandler&diff=146641 2011-09-11T04:57:16Z

<p>Shearod: </p> <hr /> <div>: ''&quot;Bob&quot; redirects here. For the troll occasionally known as Bob, see [[Robert Simmons V]].''<br /> <br /> <br /> {{quote|This ain't my time yet.|Bob laughing at death &lt;ref&gt;[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript|Emily Date]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> {| class=&quot;infobox&quot; style=&quot;width: 21em; font-size: 90%;&quot;<br /> |-<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; | Chandler family<br /> |-<br /> | colspan=&quot;2&quot; | [[Image:Chrischansdad.jpg|300px]]<br /> |-<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; |Bob Chandler<br /> |-<br /> | '''Birth name'''<br /> | Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.<br /> |-<br /> | '''Nicknames'''<br /> | [[Bob Walks In|Internet Lumberjack]]<br /> [[Cole|That fuck Bob]]<br /> |-<br /> | '''Born'''<br /> | 4 September [[Pre-1980#1920s|1927]]<br /> |-<br /> | '''Died'''<br /> | 6 September [[2011]]<br /> |-<br /> | '''Gender'''<br /> | Male<br /> |-<br /> | '''Nationality'''<br /> | [[United States of America|American]]<br /> |-<br /> | '''Race'''<br /> | White (1/16th [[Cherokee]])<br /> |-<br /> | '''Parents'''<br /> | Robert (father)<br /> |-<br /> | '''Education'''<br /> | Auburn University (engineering)<br /> |-<br /> | '''Occupation(s)'''<br /> | Military communications, engineer<br /> |-<br /> |}<br /> [[Image:DemonicLumberjack.jpg|thumb|'''The Internet Lumberjack''' in his final form]]<br /> '''Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.'''&lt;ref&gt;[[Blanca E-mails#Chris likes Blanca|Email to Blanca]]&lt;/ref&gt; (4 September [[Pre-1980#1920s|1927]]- 6 September [[2011]] &lt;ref&gt;http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d155.html#P155&lt;/ref&gt;) was the father of [[Christian Weston Chandler]], [[Carol Chandler]] and [[David Alan Chandler]], and husband of [[Barbara Weston Chandler]]. Bob became a firm favorite with [[trolls]] due to Chris's intense dislike of him and Bob's infamous cameo when he walked in on Chris [[mass debating]].&lt;ref&gt;[[Bob Walks In]]&lt;/ref&gt; His nickname, &quot;the [[Internet]] Lumberjack,&quot; comes from this incident.<br /> <br /> While loathed by and estranged from his other children and step-child, Bob was still viewed as a better parent than his wife [[Barbara]], due to him being somewhat concerned with Chris's current status as a [[virgin with rage]], and the fact that he occasionally tried to guilt him into being more considerate by bringing up the fact that he devoted 29 years to raising a selfish manchild. Of course, Chris is unfazed by these attempts.<br /> <br /> Bob had conversed with numerous trolls. Thanks to his tendency to yap on, more information became known through these talks.<br /> <br /> Bob passed away on 6 September 2011, at Martha Jefferson Hospital ICU surrounded by family, pastor and hospital staff.&lt;ref name=&quot;BobObit&quot;&gt;http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/dailyprogress/obituary.aspx?n=robert-franklin-chandler&amp;pid=153539600&lt;/ref&gt; <br /> <br /> ==Biography==<br /> [[Image:GrandWizardBob.jpg|thumb|&quot;I seen crosses burnin', fella.&quot;]]<br /> <br /> ===Service and education===<br /> <br /> Bob was born in [[Wikipedia:Fort Worth, Texas|Fort Worth, Texas]]&lt;ref name=&quot;Prank calls&quot;&gt;[[Prank calls]]&lt;/ref&gt; and raised in [[Wikipedia:Alabama|Alabama]].&lt;ref name=&quot;About&quot;&gt;[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#About Bob (7:18 - 16:45)]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Bob was drafted after [[Wikipedia:World War II|World War II]] and placed in [[Wikipedia:Signal Corps (United States Army)|the Signal Corps]]. There, he learned how to install valve systems, switchboards, and telephones, and got to visit the beautiful [[CWCville|North Korea]]. When he got out, he couldn't get a job and so went to college on the [[Wikipedia:G.I. Bill|G.I. Bill]].&lt;ref name=&quot;About&quot; /&gt;<br /> <br /> Since he figured he'd get &quot;swallowed up&quot; at a big college, Bob picked a small college to study pre-Engineering for two years. He was also in a band and learned a lot about [[music]]. He then moved onto [[Wikipedia:Auburn University|Auburn University]], a big college, to earn his engineering degree.&lt;ref name=&quot;About&quot; /&gt; As an engineer, he never learned to spell properly.&lt;ref&gt;[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#The Date Begins (4:47 - 7:17)]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Career===<br /> <br /> Bob worked for [[Wikipedia:Western Electric|Western Electric]] for forty years. Using skills learned in the Army, he built for the company their first automatic [something] (it's unclear what Bob says here). General Electric heard about it and offered him a job in upstate New York. Since New York is too cold (and Yankee) for Bob, he moved away after three years, working in North Carolina for some time.&lt;ref name=&quot;About&quot; /&gt; He worked with both Goodrich and Goodyear.&lt;ref name=&quot;PSN 37&quot; /&gt;<br /> <br /> With General Electric, Bob was responsible for at least seven patents. [[Barbara]] claimed, in an e-mail to [[Miyamoto]], that because of Bob's influence in the computer world, the [[Wikipedia:Nintendo Entertainment System|NES]] &quot;might not have arrived so soon&quot; (despite video game technology actually being pioneered by [[Wikipedia:Ralph Baer|Ralph Baer]]).&lt;ref name=&quot;Barbara&quot; /&gt;<br /> <br /> As examples of Bob's accom-PLISH-ments, as Chris would say, he automated a steel mill for rolling steel for cars, a paper mill for papers into the form of Kleenex, warehousing, railroads and tanker ships. He designed scooters, die casting machines, machines for producing plastic products&lt;ref name=&quot;About&quot; /&gt; and a [http://www.google.com/patents/about?id=PIU_AAAAEBAJ vehicle logging system]. A fact that both Chris and Barbara have bragged about is that Bob designed [http://www.google.com/patents/about?id=vScrAAAAEBAJ controls] that were used in plastic water [container] molding machines.&lt;ref name=&quot;About&quot; /&gt;&lt;ref name=&quot;Barbara&quot;&gt;[[Miyamoto Saga#Barbara]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ===World consciousness===<br /> <br /> [[Image:0012-BobbyReading.jpg|thumb|Bob learning how to cut that Internet down]]<br /> <br /> On the other hand, Bob himself was proud of his &quot;natural inclination for logic,&quot; although he was &quot;inundated&quot; by all his designs and whether he did good for the world.&lt;ref name=&quot;About&quot; /&gt;<br /> <br /> Speaking of the world, Bob had been interested in it since he was 10, and had become very world conscious as a believer in the [[Wikipedia:United Nations|United Nations]]. He began by collecting foreign stamps in the [[1930s]]. He had collected 15,000–20,000 LPs from various genres and cultures.&lt;ref name=&quot;PSN 37&quot;/&gt; Bob traveled the world in his day for business and [[china|pleasure]].<br /> <br /> Politically, Bob identifies as a [[Wikipedia:Republican Party (United States)|Republican]], and did not vote for [[Barack Obama]] in [[Wikipedia:United States presidential election, 2008|the 2008 presidential election]].&lt;ref name=&quot;Prank calls&quot;/&gt;<br /> <br /> In a potentially damaging moment on 18 [[February 2009]], Bob doubted the existence of [[Molvanîa]], [[Julie]]'s fictional country of origin.&lt;ref&gt;[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5]]&lt;/ref&gt; However, he continued talking under the assumption that Molvanîa was under Russian control.&lt;ref name=&quot;PSN 37&quot;&gt;[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Health and late life===<br /> <br /> [[Image:LumberjackTapestry.JPG|thumb|Robert had Medieval English ancestry]]<br /> [[File:Heart15.jpg|thumb|Computer-generated model of Bob's near-shattered heart.]]<br /> Bob lived on social security and General Electric pension.&lt;ref name=&quot;Raising&quot;&gt;[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#Raising Chris-Chan (16:46 - 00:00)]]&lt;/ref&gt; He never really had people to chat with (he loved to ramble if the person showed some slight interest), so he sat around, listened to music,&lt;ref name=&quot;PSN 37&quot; /&gt; and took care of the garden inside the greenhouse. With a 1970s stereo system set up in the greenhouse, he went to &quot;swing with the music&quot; on his swing there.&lt;ref name=&quot;Raising&quot; /&gt;<br /> <br /> Bob had had two triple bypasses and four heart attacks. He wore an [[Wikipedia:Artificial pacemaker|artificial pacemaker]].&lt;ref&gt;[[Mumble 3]]&lt;/ref&gt; In a recent prank call, Bob revealed that after surgery for cancer it was discovered that he had a fluid build up in his legs which can cause heart failure. This rapid decline in health worried him. &lt;ref&gt;[[Prank_calls]]&lt;/ref&gt; He attributed his long life to the [[Cherokee]] in him. Let's hope that Chris hasn't inherited the traits for this longevity. His uncles and grandfather all lived to 90-100.&lt;ref name=&quot;PSN 37&quot; /&gt; <br /> <br /> A major question in the [[troll]] community is what will happen now that Bob has died.<br /> <br /> ===What about Bob?===<br /> <br /> [[Image:Bobbetter.jpg|thumb|&quot;Now will you PLEASE let me get back to God of War 3???&quot;]]<br /> <br /> On 1 [[March 2010]], Chris [[Twitter]]ed that Bob had been taken to the hospital in the early morning for congested [''sic''] [[Wikipedia:Heart failure|heart failure]]. Chris seemed confident that his father would come home shortly. Considering Bob's age, lifestyle, and long history of heart disease, [[Chris and death|Chris does not seem to grasp the seriousness of heart failure in an elderly man]]. Before his death, Bob was the only thing keeping [[14 Branchland Court|the Chandler household]] from imploding, and as such, trolls and white knights alike wished him the best.<br /> <br /> [[Image:Bobbed.jpg|thumb|Apart from the dying heart]]<br /> <br /> In the month following Bob's hospitalization, Chris was remarkably quiet on the subject. Information about his condition was hard to come by, as we only learn something [[Ego|once it has inconvenienced Chris enough for him to come online and complain about it]]. Statistically, congestive heart failure is not as immediately fatal as its name implies.&lt;ref&gt;[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Congestive_heart_failure Congenital Heart Failure on Wikipedia]&lt;/ref&gt; But again, Bob's age, prior heart attacks and lifestyle made this a serious matter.<br /> <br /> Chris's videos over the month of March made no mention of Bob at all. Staying true to his painfully predictable nature, Chris instead lost a [[The Wallflower|girlfriend he never had]], [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|made racial slurs and death threats to a cartoon character]], and [[F Abstinance|raged against abstinence]]. But no mention of his ailing father. <br /> <br /> A poster on [[/cwc/| /cwc/]] contacted Chris via PSN regarding Bob. He posted a [http://www.cogsdev.org/w/images/9/9b/Bobbetter.jpg screen capture] of Chris's response, saying, &quot;He is doing much better, thank you.&quot; [[Image:King.jpg|thumb|&quot;Know this, Robert. Thy demise shall be a Whopper!&quot;]]Another contacted Chris via email and got a response saying, &quot;Yes, my father is healthy and safe.&quot; He was clearly neither at the time, but this was at least proof that Bob hadn't joined the Whites-Only section of Heaven just yet. In late May, Chris finally made [[Some Favored Comedians|a brief mention]] in a public video that his father was &quot;alive and well,&quot; with no further elaboration on his condition. <br /> <br /> On September 6, 2011, Bob passed away, presumably from congestive heart failure.&lt;ref name=&quot;BobObit&quot;&gt;http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/dailyprogress/obituary.aspx?n=robert-franklin-chandler&amp;pid=153539600&lt;/ref&gt; Luckily for Chris, he did not [[Aunt Corrina|die on pancake day]].<br /> <br /> ===BobWatch™===<br /> <br /> On 10 August, 2010 [[Matthew Noble call|a phone call]] took place between Bob and Alec Benson Leary, who posed as an employee of [[GAMe PLACe|The GAMe PLACe]]. Discussing Chris's June trespassing citation, it was discovered that Chris hadn't told his parents about the incident (surprise, surprise). Chris posted [[6 June 2010|a whiny video]] about the incident the night that it happened, which remained on his YouTube channel until he purged all of his videos on 22 November. Yeah, that's how negligent Bob was.<br /> <br /> On 19 August, 2010 it was revealed that the elderly man with heart failure was still [[Coffee Place|eating breakfast at Burger King]] on a daily basis. The Grim Reaper is said to have been pleased by this news.<br /> <br /> On 24 March, 2011, Bob claimed in a phone call to have cancer.&lt;ref&gt;http://youtu.be/y-GGSOyCm2k&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> On 20 July, 2011, it was revealed that by that time [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia#Re: Coming out to my parents|Bob knew about Chris's cross-dressing tendencies]] and strongly disapproved of them.<br /> <br /> On 29 August, 2011, Chris [[Calling_Out#Response_to_ADF|mentioned in a video]] that his father was no longer getting out much because he was sickly and his feet were bloated. Foot swelling is a [http://www.cardioassoc.com/patient_pgs/conditions/congestive.asp symptom of late-stage congestive heart failure.] With his mobility limited, Bob became a shut in, which only compounded his heart problems.<br /> <br /> On 6 September, 2011, Bob dies, and a mournful internet is left to cut itself down in honor of the fallen lumberjack.&lt;ref name=&quot;BobObit&quot; /&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Obituary==<br /> <br /> :''Robert Franklin Chandler Jr., 84, of Ruckersville, passed away the morning of Tuesday, September 6, 2011, at Martha Jefferson Hospital ICU surrounded by family, pastor and hospital staff.''<br /> <br /> :''He was born on September 4, 1927, in Texas, the son of the late Robert Franklin Chandler Sr. and Jean Holloman Chandler. On June 7, 1980, he married Barbara Anne Weston, who survives. And the couple gave birth to a son, Christian Weston Chandler, who survives. Also surviving is ex-wife, Patricia, and their shared children, son, Dr. David Alan Chandler, survives, and daughter, Carol Suzanne Chandler, survives.''<br /> <br /> :''He graduated from Auburn University with a degree in Engineering.''<br /> <br /> :''He served in the United States Army Seoul Korea in the Signal Corp during the Korean War. He worked for General Electric as an Engineer with Steels, Plastics, etc. He also had patents for the controls for Plastic Molding Machines; without him, we would not have even a simple plastic funnel.''<br /> <br /> :''Also surviving are granddaughter, Savannah Chandler, the daughter of David Alan Chandler and his wife, Kimberly.''<br /> <br /> :''A funeral service will be held at Monticello Memory Gardens in Charlottesville, Virginia, 10 a.m. Monday, September 12, 2011. A memorial service to follow on a later date at Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church.''<br /> <br /> :''Instead of flowers, you may make monetary donations to his widow, Barbara Chandler and son, Christian Chandler.<br /> <br /> ==Relationships==<br /> <br /> ===Previous family===<br /> <br /> Bob was previously married to a woman named Patricia.&lt;ref name=&quot;BobObit&quot; /&gt; She's most likely the mother of his two other children, [[David Alan Chandler]] and [[Carol Suzanne Chandler]], with whom he was both out of contact in his later years.&lt;ref name=&quot;Cole2&quot;&gt;[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-2.PNG|6 March 2007 email, page 2]]&lt;/ref&gt; For example, Chris did not know he had a niece named [[Savannah Chandler|Savannah]] until she was 8 years old.&lt;ref&gt;[[CWC's Diary#January 2004]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Barbara===<br /> <br /> [[Image:0063-BobAndBarbaraNewLife.jpg|thumb|With [[barbara Chandler|Barb]]]]<br /> <br /> To continue with the music theme, Bob and [[Barbara]] met in a bar on a karaoke night. Barbara was there with friends and Bob was singing.&lt;ref name=&quot;Mumble 3.5&quot;&gt;[[Mumble 3.5]]&lt;/ref&gt; According to Chris, Barbara did the [[How to Talk to Girls|pursuing]]: &quot;She chased him down the hall.&quot; This is probably why he figures that he could get away with being passive in terms of courtship. In contrast, [[Cole|Cole's]] friend Chuck, who worked at the bar, has a vivid memory of them being drunk retards.&lt;ref name=&quot;Cole2&quot; /&gt; They got married in 1980.&lt;ref name=&quot;Mumble 3.5&quot; /&gt;<br /> <br /> According to Chris, Barbara did not have sex with Bob for at least two decades before his passing. They had been sleeping in separate rooms for the past few years.&lt;ref&gt;[[IRC (27 December 2008)]]&lt;/ref&gt; This is possibly due to an attempt to avoid spawning another subhuman freak like Chris.<br /> <br /> ===Cole===<br /> Bob married Barbara when her son [[Cole]] was 17, around the time Cole left to lead his own life.<br /> <br /> Cole feels that Bob's bitterness worked to separate his relationship with his mother. Cole said he would celebrate&lt;ref name=&quot;Cole2&quot;/&gt; &quot;when that fuck Bob finally drops,&quot; but it is unknown if he has yet to as of 9 September 2011. &lt;ref&gt;[[:Image:Cole 07-07-24-3.PNG|Email from Cole to Chris]]&lt;/ref&gt; Cole said that he and Bob shared a mutual hatred,&lt;ref name=&quot;Cole2&quot; /&gt; though we have no evidence yet that Bob hated Cole. In the least, it is certain that Bob knew Cole didn't like him.&lt;ref name=&quot;Raising&quot;/&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> ===Chris===<br /> <br /> {{quote|Get away from the Internet! <br /> I'm cutting it down, right now.|Bob Chandler, Internet lumberjack.}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:0106-ChristianWDad.jpg|thumb|&quot;You tell them that you fell down some stairs or else I'm cutting down your [[Nintendo]].&quot;]]<br /> <br /> Bob wished Chris was more interested in the world. He tried to teach Chris, but he thought (and rightly so) that Chris doesn't understand countries and continents beyond what he's seen on [[TV]], and only can associate with the places he's been in Virginia.&lt;ref name=&quot;PSN 37&quot; /&gt;<br /> <br /> Bob's joke that [[Barack Obama]] would paint the White House black as soon as he became president influenced Chris to draw it in ''[[Sonichu 8]]''.<br /> <br /> Chris has often complained about stressful confrontations with his father:<br /> <br /> {{quote|well, my father is a major stressor against me; starts arguements[sic], annoys me, rarely washes his hands after restroom breaks (lord knows I've tried to encourage him to wash numerous time, and rarely succeeded.|Chris, [[IRC (31 December 2008)]]}}<br /> <br /> After several occasions where trolls had communicated with Bob personally and found him to be quite pleasant and amicable, it's become obvious that he wasn't &quot;starting arguments&quot;, as Chris asserts. More likely he was criticizing Chris's behavior and encouraging to better himself, which would involve work, which Chris fears and despises.<br /> <br /> Bob had reportedly explained to him that he had taken care of his [[autistic]] ass for 29 years and so Chris should be more grateful. Chris couldn't give two shits, figuring that his father was ''obligated'' to take care of him, seeing no reason he should demonstrate any foreign concepts like &quot;love&quot;, &quot;support&quot;, &quot;gratitude&quot;, and &quot;willingness to help&quot;. Chris would run for his father's aid when he felt threatened, as in the later parts of the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]].<br /> <br /> Despite Bob's occasional frustration over Chris's actions, he seemed to have bought into the theory that Chris is tormented by a [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|complex network of enemies spanning the entire world]], due to the [[Chris and his ego|success]] that he has earned from his very [[Chris and his ego|popular]] Sonichu franchise.&lt;ref name=&quot;Church&quot;&gt;[[Church audio]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref name=&quot;Noble&quot;&gt;[[Matthew Noble call]]&lt;/ref&gt; In the [[Matthew Noble call]], it appears that Bob seemed to share Chris's tendency to bring up unrelated mishaps and debacles to make current incidents and sources of [[stress]] seem &quot;petty&quot; in comparison.<br /> <br /> In line with that thread of distraction and self-delusion, Bob actually believed that Chris had accomplished significant goals in his adult life.&lt;ref name=&quot;Prank&quot;&gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNHIbffirxU&amp;feature=player_embedded&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> He would never get past that notion, given that he continued to have to nursemaid Chris well into his son's late 20s. In the later parts of 2009 and throughout 2010, as chronicled in Chris's e-mails with [[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2009|Vivian Gee]] and [[Jackie E-mails 7|Jackie]], Bob had been forced to take an increasingly active role in controlling Chris's spending and debt, paying off Chris's credit cards with his own money in an attempt to prevent interest charges from spiraling even further out of control. By the fall of 2010, he was monitoring Chris's bank accounts on a daily basis and keeping him on a strict allowance. Upon finding out about Chris's [[Tomgirl Pictures|escapades]] in early 2011, Bob's reaction was to question Chris's sexuality, at one point even calling him a fag.<br /> <br /> Chris has said specifically that he doesn't have to love his father, but has to respect him.&lt;ref&gt;[[Mumble 1#Transcript|Mumble Chat 1]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Audio and video appearances==<br /> <br /> In every appearance, Bob has proven himself to be better at charming Chris's [[sweetheart]]s than Chris himself.<br /> <br /> * 26 February [[1994]]: Bob appears briefly behind Chris from 0:26 - 0:36 in the news report of Chris's [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch &amp; Win Sweepstakes]].<br /> * 14 [[February 2009]]: [[Bob Walks In]] to Chris [[mass debating]].<br /> * 18 [[February 2009]]: In [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5]] and [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7|3.7]], Bob rambles to [[Julie]].<br /> * 15 [[March 2009]]: Bob [[Church audio|talked]] to [[Robert Simmons V]] at [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|church]] while [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|Chris went to shit himself]].<br /> * [[March 2009]]: Bob chaperoned Chris on his date with [[Emily]].<br /> * 27 [[March 2009]]: Bob gets intruded by Chris in the [[Tour of Christian's House]], but is not visible.<br /> * 27 [[August 2009]]: [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|Bob enters Chris's room]] and scolds him for making the [[Tour of Christian's House|house tour video]], (correctly) fearing that if someone saw the house as it was, they would be evicted (Uncut version only). This is a momentous occasion, showing some awareness on the part of the Chandlers that the filth and squalor they live in is a health hazard. This video subsequently off a wave of emails and calls to the Greene County Health Department, masterminded by trolls who hoped to realize Bob's fear of eviction, but the campaign was seemingly unsuccessful.<br /> * [[November 2009]]: Bob and [[Barb|Snorlax]] make a brief appearance at the end of the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]].<br /> * 15 [[August 2010]]: Bob gets a [[Matthew Noble call|call from the GAMe PLACe]] and is informed of Chris's actions earlier in the year. He then goes on a tangent about how Chris has been tormented by everyone ever since he was banned, and then demands Michael Snyder's information. Barbara also appears at the end of the call.<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> Image:Thehell.jpg|&quot;The hell is this crap?&quot;<br /> Image:0009-ChristopherChristmas2.jpg|Looking at the presents, it's sometime between 1982 and 2011.<br /> Image:0011-ChristopherBobXmas.jpg|That isn't Chris's half-senile old grandfather at [[Christmas]] time. It's Bob. He was that age when Chris was about one.<br /> Image:0014-YoungerFather.jpg<br /> Image:0032-BobAtRestraunt.jpg|The epitome of handsome.<br /> Image:0038-AuntCorinaAndDad.jpg|Bob with [[Aunt Corrina]].<br /> Image:0062-NewChristian&amp;Dad.jpg|Notice Chris's discomfort.<br /> Image:0120-BobbyBehindBars.jpg|Bob wouldn't let a fence get in the way of cutting down Chris's Internet.<br /> Image:0230-ChristianAndDadInClass.jpg|Bob: fashion icon.<br /> Image:0626-BobbyInGarden.jpg|When Bob wasn't arguing with Chris or cutting down his Internet, he enjoyed gardening.<br /> Image:CreepyBobAndChris.JPG|Bob will haunt your dreams tonight.<br /> Image:Bob_80th.jpg|Calm down Bob, I think you're scaring Snorlax.<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Sauces==<br /> {{Fan Art|chris=Bob Chandler}}<br /> &lt;references /&gt;<br /> <br /> {{People}}<br /> {{Not_Jerks}}<br /> <br /> {{DEFAULTSORT:Chandler, Bob}}<br /> [[Category:Family Members]]<br /> [[Category:Dead]]</div>

Shearod https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Thorg&diff=145616 2011-08-28T03:57:21Z

<p>Shearod: </p> <hr /> <div>{| class=&quot;infobox&quot; style=&quot;width: 21em; font-size: 90%;&quot;<br /> |-<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; | Trolls<br /> |-<br /> | colspan=&quot;2&quot; | [[Image:TH.PNG|200px|center]]<br /> |-<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; |Thorg<br /> |-<br /> | '''Birth Name'''<br /> | Jeremy Slonwhite<br /> |-<br /> | '''Date of Birth'''<br /> | 1978-1979<br /> |-<br /> | '''Gender'''<br /> | Male<br /> |-<br /> | '''Nationality'''<br /> | Canadian<br /> |-<br /> | '''Race'''<br /> | [[Chris and race|White]]<br /> |-<br /> |}<br /> {{Quote|He is a pizza-faced atheist.|Chris on Thorg&lt;ref&gt;[[Calling_Out#Calling_Out_.22Thorg.22_-_Jeremy]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> '''Thorg''', real name &quot;'''Jeremy Slonwhite'''&quot; (born 1978 or 1979), is a [[troll]] who gained notoriety in [[August 2011]], when he was targeted by [[Chris]] through a series of [[Calling Out|blackmail videos]]. Chris claimed he was responsible for exposing [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]] in July 2011 and creating a [[20 December 2009|slanderous billboard]] back in 2009. Thorg officially retired from trolling on 21 August 2011, after a mysterious [[Wristwatch-SwissWatch for Jeremy &quot;Thorg&quot;|video]] was uploaded by [[Chris]].<br /> <br /> == Calling Out &quot;Thorg&quot; - Jeremy ==<br /> <br /> Following Chris's eight-month absence from the [[Internet]], he reappeared with three videos addressed to Thorg and [[Surfshack Tito]]. In the second, &quot;Calling Out 'Thorg' - Jeremy&quot;, Chris claimed to have information on Thorg; that his real forename was Jeremy, that he lived in Canada, that he could be found in a [[video game]] store, and that he was an [[Chris and Religion|atheist]]. He then proceeded to make several demands, including the removal of all references to Tomboys and Tomgirls from the CWCki, a public apology video, and a billboard display in New York claiming that Chris was [[Homos|straight]].<br /> <br /> In &quot;Deadline for Don 'Tito' and Jeremy 'Thorg'&quot;, Chris set the deadline for these demands at 31 August.<br /> <br /> == Re: Don, and ReCalling Out &quot;Thorg&quot; - Jeremy ==<br /> <br /> While [[Surfshack Tito|Tito]] eventually caved in to Chris's demands a few days later, Thorg remained unconvinced that Chris meant business and neglected to respond. On 10 August Chris released [[Calling Out#Re: Don, and ReCalling Out &quot;Thorg&quot; - Jeremy|a video]], in which he reiterated his demands for Thorg and revealed more information on him. More images of him were released, and Chris disclosed that he was a fan of [[Wikipedia:Live action role-playing game|LARPing]].<br /> <br /> Chris was also incredibly hostile towards Thorg's atheism, going on a tangent about how, through the power of empathy, Chris [[Chris and Reality|could feel]] what it was like to be Jesus because Jesus was crucified and Chris was trolled. He also mentioned that as a [[Lie|good natured]] Christian he wouldn't do it, but he would love to chase Thorg out of town with an angry mob wielding pitchforks and torches. <br /> <br /> Most of Chris's hostility towards atheism appears to come from ''[[Family Guy]]'' and simple creationist arguments, likely picked up from the Internet, his father or his congregation.<br /> <br /> ==Exposed==<br /> <br /> On 12 August, a full 19 days ahead of the deadline, Chris [[Exposed - Jeremy Slonwhite of Vancouver, BC Canada|exposed]] the dox he had collected on Thorg. This included his age (32), city of residence ([[Wikipedia:Vancouver|Vancouver]]), place of employment ([[Gamestop]]), and nerdy interests. Chris also revealed several full pictures of Thorg.<br /> <br /> ==Resignation==<br /> <br /> On 21 [[August 2011]], the staff of the CWCki released as their &quot;Quote of the Now&quot; the official resignation of Thorg as a troll. No info has been offered over the motives behind this sudden departure.<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> {{collapsible<br /> |Thorg pictures<br /> |&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> Image:Clyde billboard 04.jpg|Follow your tomdreams, Chris.<br /> Image:Gaybar.png|The Photoshop in question.<br /> Image:Thorgmessage.jpg|Thorg replies to Chris.<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;}}<br /> == See also ==<br /> *[[Calling Out]]<br /> *[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]]<br /> *[[20 December 2009]]<br /> <br /> ==References==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> <br /> [[Category:Trolls]]</div>

Shearod https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Victory_Rockout&diff=145611 2011-08-28T03:51:38Z

<p>Shearod: Changed date to Eurofag format.</p> <hr /> <div>Victory Rockout is a video uploaded early in the morning of 28 [[August 2011]] by the YouTube user &quot;CWCvilleProductions&quot;. In the video, Chris flails around a [[Guitar Hero]] controller while dancing to a metal remix of the Skyrim theme. It appears to be created in response to [[Thorg]]'s retirement from Trolling, referencing Thorg's love for the Elder Scrolls.<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = Victory Rockout<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|41cBjmYezm8}}<br /> | stardate = 28 [[August 2011]]<br /> | subject = {{Trollsicon|text}}<br /> | style = {{Crazy|text}}, {{Smug|text}}<br /> | saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}<br /> | shirt = <br /> | previous = [[Gratitude for a good person in N.C.]]<br /> | next = Current<br /> }}</div>

Shearod https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Tomboys_And_Tomgirls_of_Virginia&diff=142405 2011-07-28T00:47:32Z

<p>Shearod: </p> <hr /> <div>'''Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia''' is a forum established in late [[April 2011]]. [[Chris]] was posting as himself under the alias &quot;Kookydashy&quot;. This resulted in several stories of his exploits as a [[tomgirl]] that, to say the least, made the effort of tracking him down more than worth it. Chris posted on and off, trying his best to conceal his identity in the most obvious way possible. Below are his T&amp;ToV posts, with blue representing Chris' posts and red representing posts in the threads he was responding to.<br /> <br /> == Posts ==<br /> ===Re: Introductions!===<br /> In which Chris openly announces he is Christian Weston Chandler as much as he can without actually saying it.<br /> <br /> [[Image:ponyboy.jpg|thumb|Kookydashy: Interests include breasts, pussy, and autism awareness.]]<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Hello, fellow tomgirls. :)<br /> <br /> Y'all may address me by my screen name in the board talk. I like music, makeup, dressin' up in my mini, havin' fun 'n hangin' with my [[girlfriend]]s, karaoke, [[video games]], crafting and [[art]].<br /> <br /> I am also empathetic, so [[Autism|I can understand others people's feelings]], as well as my own. I am a dynamic, complex individual.<br /> <br /> I do not have many [[jerks|dude pals]], because I have my own mental hang-ups against the majority of them; Nothing Personal. I have a history of being bullied by some mean brutes, as well as homosexuals, over the [[internet]]. Cyber-Bullies/[[Trolls]]/Anons are a hot button with me. I prefer not to discuss that issue further.<br /> <br /> And I am an all-around good, friendly, honest, heterosexual tomgirl.<br /> <br /> Thank you all for offering me respect, as I respect each of you and your opinions on the board.&lt;ref&gt;[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=4&amp;t=2&amp;p=157#p157]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> ===Re: Coming out to my parents===<br /> In this thread, Chris opened up about his parents' feelings in regards to his newfound fetish.<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Y'all are singin' my song; my [[Barb|mom]] and [[Bob|dad]] were shocked bad when I told them I was a tomgirl. Soo Literally old-fasioned (they're both [[Chris and English|seinors]]). My mom said &quot;I didn't raise a daughter&quot;, and my father threw the damned &quot;fag&quot; card at me.<br /> <br /> I will Always be Straight, Mom and Dad; give me some faith and trust.<br /> <br /> What a world with outside influances to put great paranoia in our families.<br /> <br /> Also, try looking up &quot;tomgirl&quot; on [[Wikipedia]]; it redirects to &quot;effeminancy&quot;. While effeminancy is true for us, I feel the contents of that page is against us, due to it addressing the [[homos]].<br /> <br /> Someone needs to undo the redirects, edit the grammer errors in &quot;tomgirl&quot;`s original edit, and add a ton more detail to it.&lt;ref&gt;[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&amp;t=3&amp;p=160#p160]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|My mom is still giving me complaints and nit-picks about me wearing my feminine attire. I wish I could just up and move out and not have to deal with my family; I don't know too many other people here in C-Ville, and those I do know I'm only acquainted with or know little about them for only a few weeks.<br /> <br /> Plus finding employment is hard. I got a [[CADD|fancy computer degree]] from [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|community college]], and there have been very slim pickings from it. Already Taken; Quota's Filled; yada, yada, yada.<br /> <br /> Plus also, she keeps throwing disbelief towards us by stating &quot;Tomgirls aren't real&quot;; SHE'S a Tomboy; what a bunch of 1940's old-fashioned crap. Plus she watches too much current news, and she is soo paranoid and shit.<br /> <br /> I wish I could afford to move out, but I can't afford it financially, mentally and emotionally. Fucking [[stress|pisses me off.]]&lt;ref&gt;[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&amp;t=3&amp;start=20]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> ===Re: Girly Things Tee Hee===<br /> <br /> <br /> {{quotebox|After I realized my tomgirly ways, and starting dressing up in my skirts, I started feeling discomfort in using the Men's restroom. I asked my closest gal pal if it would be going too far in using the Ladies' room; she told me to go with my feelings. My next skirted outting, I used the ladies' room, and I squatted, holding my [[duck|arrow]] down over the john (so I would be less likely to soil my skirt); it felt good and Right. Days later, though, after 4 more lady trips; a woman complains and tattles on me, and a stereotypical [[jerk|Brute male]] shouts me out. I felt embarassed. When in skirt, I am still gonna go to the Ladies, because there is no goin' back for me.<br /> <br /> Heck, I would not hold it against a tomboy who felt more comfort in using the Men's room over the Ladies'.<br /> <br /> As truest Tomgirls, we do respect greatly the women as equals. [[lie|I would never look]] or anything of the sort.<br /> <br /> Open for your thoughts.&lt;ref&gt;[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&amp;t=20&amp;p=162#p162]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|I've recently got into the original Squinkies, they are so cute and cool. And their gumball-machine dispensing playsets are neat. I like the cupcake-shaped one. And they're also coming out with Squinkie cars for Hot Wheels and Cars 2; little Squinkie people now have cool wheels to drive.&lt;ref&gt;[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&amp;t=20&amp;start=10]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Something else girly I enjoy danglin' around where I go is my ankle bracelet. It's a silver chain with sections of 4 silver beads, and I've added three stars on chains onto the hook. I never take it off, because it is an awesome and cute jewelry, plus it is difficult to put it back on. LOL<br /> <br /> I also am enjoying the &quot;Mighty Milky Way&quot; DSiWare game on my [[Nintendo|3DS]]. Luna is a cute, sexy gal, and the method of guiding her from planet to planet is neat.<br /> <br /> Anyone else on here with a 3DS may add me onto y'all's Friend List with my code, 2836-0121-9073. Please P.M. me with your 3DS F.C. in response if y'all add me.&lt;ref&gt;[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&amp;t=20&amp;p=382#p382]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> ===Re: Homosexuals===<br /> [[Image:TG20.jpg|thumb|Hear that, homos? Chris is offended by your flamboyance!]]<br /> {{quotebox|I do not care much for the [[homosexual]] males either. I mean, I really feel offended when they get soo flamboyant with their ways and such, it's like they're shoving it in your face. Plus, most of the Cyber-Bullies who gave me grief were homos [[Jack Thaddeus|themselves]], placing their damn label onto me wrongfully.<br /> <br /> As long as they each keep it to themselves and behind closed doors, I won't bother them.&lt;ref&gt;[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&amp;t=20&amp;p=162#p162]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> ===Re: July Meetup===<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|'''by DanielleTheRiveter » Sun May 29, 2011 9:58 pm'''<br /> <br /> That's right, everyone. It's that time again. Time to plan our big meet up for July. We're currently looking to meet up somewhere that's kinda central and should be easy for everyone.<br /> <br /> First off, remember to dress your best. I'm going to wear my old dress uniform like normal but if you'd like to give us a sneak peak of your outfit, please feel free to do so here.<br /> <br /> Also, any suggestions for Date / Time / Location is welcome.<br /> <br /> Looking forward to seeing everyone there!|DanielleTheRiveter&lt;ref&gt;[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&amp;t=27&amp;p=229#p229]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|How about at the Applebees next to Toys 'R' Us on Branchlands Lane on a Monday; at 9 PM, they have Karaokee night there. Meet and greet first and sing-along after.&lt;ref&gt;[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&amp;t=27&amp;p=229#p229]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> ===Re: FUKKEN HATERSSSssssssssss===<br /> In which Chris fantasizes about an unrealistic encounter with a &quot;hater&quot;, then throws in some unintelligible [[Random-access humor|RAH]].<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|I would generally ignore the haters' hurtful comments and move forward too. But if they are really in my face calling me gay or telling me [[virgin|I won't be geeting a woman]], I would tell them like it is in my miniskirt, &quot;All I have to do is lift up my skirt and I'll be up your woman's biz in seconds.&quot; :)&lt;ref&gt;[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=4&amp;t=32&amp;p=291#p291]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> ===Re: What part of Virginia are you from?===<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Charlottesville is my city of stompin' ground; it can stand some improvement, though. More excitement, and maybe a strip club or two. LOL.<br /> <br /> I've also resided in Midlothian for my Middle and [[High School]] years.&lt;ref&gt;[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=4&amp;t=35&amp;p=292#p292]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> ===Re: 10 interesting facts about you!===<br /> Unsurprisingly the most bland, useless information is considered by Chris to be an &quot;interesting fact&quot;<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|[[Autism|1.]] I like to take my time to think of how I feel about the current topic, as well as responding in discussion.<br /> <br /> [[Lie|2.]] I am empathetic.<br /> <br /> [[Fat|3.]] I appreciate how the fast food places wised up and started offering apple slices as a healthier option after decades of fried potatoes.<br /> <br /> [[Trolls|4.]] With my history of being trolled and online coomunicating, I feel online socializing only makes people more autistic-like. People need to wise up and go back to feeling comfortable socializing in person.<br /> <br /> [[Cwcsicle|5.]] I have sassy, fun ideas sometimes.<br /> <br /> [[Sonichu|6.]] I am good at hand-drawing, coloring and story creating.<br /> <br /> [[Manchester High School|7.]] I have had happy years in High School.<br /> <br /> [[Autism|8.]] I try to be cautious of other people's intentions and feelings while communicating and coping with them.<br /> <br /> [[Lie|9.]] I am technologically and musically inclined.<br /> <br /> [[Chris and Art|10.]] I enjoy tinkering and creating when I feel inspired.&lt;ref&gt;[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=4&amp;t=34&amp;p=293#p293]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> ===Re: tomboy looking 4 tomgirl===<br /> [[Image:Suchin.jpg|thumb|Suchin]]<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|'''by William » Sun May 29, 2011 2:44 am'''<br /> <br /> hello my name is suchin and i am originally from thailand. my friends call me william or will because i am rowdy and like to have fun i am looking for tomgirl to treat me right. i work in manicure salon now and i love beauty on my men and dirt on me<br /> <br /> [image]<br /> <br /> this is me. what is you? lets meet up and exchange details. i am from richmond but will be in charlottesville for the 4th of july. i love freedom now too.<br /> your turn now! fi dorrar. sacki aur bunti. PLEASE send me a message!|William&lt;ref&gt;[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&amp;t=26&amp;p=311#p311]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|There is a pretty face, lovely head of [[hair]] and a nice rack in the photo. But I feel I have to interject here.<br /> <br /> How do we know you are really that woman, or are you really some immature, trolling stupid brat trying to stir trouble on our forum? People have done that sort of thing over the internet; I fell victim to communicating with such people. And from that, I have learned to keep most personal things offline and to myself.<br /> <br /> Anyway, I am not going to fall for such an obvious facade, and I wish to prevent anyone else from finding such gross disappointment and disaster.<br /> <br /> Fess up, man.&lt;ref&gt;[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&amp;t=26&amp;p=311#p311]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|'''by Tippy » Thu Jun 09, 2011 3:27 am '''<br /> <br /> Hey I'm going to be down in Richmond tomorrow anyway, I think you're pretty cute so I'd like to meet up if possible.<br /> <br /> I understand if this is kind of sudden, but when I saw that picture I just knew I had to meet this woman.|Tippy&lt;ref&gt;[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&amp;t=26&amp;p=311#p311]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|'''by William » Thu Jun 09, 2011 3:33 am''' <br /> <br /> kookydashy your comment make me so sad? i work so hard on my body to be my tomboy self and i am so tired of others putting me down for me being me. sometimes i think it because they jealous but for you to accuse me of being troll, someting i hate most in whole american world, make me cry some. this remind me of my sister telling me i cannot wear pants because i am woman. i can wear pants AND NOT BE MAN OR UGLY!!!!<br /> <br /> <br /> as for Tippy, you sound so nice. I would love to meet a creature like you in reality world! i would even love to do your hair and nails and so much more... I am excite now! Yes! Please! I get out of work at around six. Can we do drinkies than??<br /> |William&lt;ref&gt;[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&amp;t=26&amp;p=311#p311]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|'''by Tippy » Thu Jun 09, 2011 3:38 am'''<br /> <br /> OMG that's perfect, I'm supposed to have an early dinner meeting with a supplier, so I will be free right around six. I'll private message you my cell number and other info so we can exchange our numbers and stuff. I am so excited, I cannot wait. I will be counting down the hours till we meet up my Tomboy dream. We'll have drinks, and maybe dessert ;). Hehehehe|Tippy&lt;ref&gt;[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&amp;t=26&amp;p=311#p311]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|'''by William » Thu Jun 09, 2011 3:44 am''' <br /> <br /> AHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Sawatdee kaa!! &lt;3 You are true lady AND gentleman! I will call you tonight to confirm our time together with one another for tomorrow! You have dried every tear of mine so quick and make me smile bright bright bright... I cannot wait to smile more with you! xx|William&lt;ref&gt;[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&amp;t=26&amp;p=311#p311]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:Suchin 2.jpg|thumb|Suchin]]<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|'''by Tippy » Fri Jun 10, 2011 6:00 pm'''<br /> <br /> Hey everyone, I have a major update. <br /> <br /> So after my meeting with the supplier, who I sweet talked into giving me a discounted rate, I met up with Suchin for drinks. Let me just say Tomboys and Tomgirls, the photos do not do her justice, she looks absolutely incredible. She gave me some great tips on keeping my pedicures lasting longer, we talked about every subject imaginable, and I hope she doesn't mind me saying this, but I am totally crushing on her right now, and cannot wait to see her again. The drive home from Richmond felt like nothing because of how happy I am right now.<br /> <br /> Plus I'll always have this picture to remember our incredible night by.<br /> <br /> Tippy&lt;ref&gt;[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&amp;t=26&amp;p=311#p311]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|'''by William » Fri Jun 10, 2011 7:33 pm'''<br /> <br /> Yes, it very true ! Tippy you steal my heart and not ever let go! I am happy this way. I love sharing all my pretty lingerie with Tippy and I teach my new Tomgirl how to do Thai lap dance. We are so sensual and one. Tippy and I are item now!! NO TOUCHING! Thank you TBS and TGS of Virgina! &lt;3 xoxo|William&lt;ref&gt;[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&amp;t=26&amp;p=311#p311]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|'''by Tippy » Fri Jun 10, 2011 7:40 pm'''<br /> <br /> Suchin, you catty gal, I thought you were gonna let me announce to the forum that we were an item. It's ok, I still love you. And I can't wait until the next time we're together so I can give you that massage while you play your video games. I've never felt this happy, like this may be the greatest day of my entire life. I've met a lot of girls in my life, but Suchin, you are my woman, my strong, masculine, tomboy woman. I can't wait to see you next weekend, I've already talked to my boss, and I'm getting Friday off so we can spend the whole day together.<br /> <br /> I never thought I'd be able to find love on an internet forum, and here we are, happy as can be. Thank you Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virgina, I hope the rest of you find your Tomboys and Tomgirls soon.<br /> |Tippy&lt;ref&gt;[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&amp;t=26&amp;p=311#p311]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|It looks like I stand corrected of my suspicions. But with my past experiences, and the too great number of crazy people in the world, we all have to be very cautious. And with that, I apologize for my earlier post and hurting your feelings, Suchin.&lt;ref&gt;[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&amp;t=26&amp;p=311#p311]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> ===Re: Manicure/Pedicure stories?===<br /> {{quotebox|I have colored my nails before, and it is fun to do for a grand outting.<br /> <br /> I feel it ill for me to go in for a manicure, not only due to lack of funds, but I am a recovering nail-biter. I even had to have a fingernail replaced in surgery years ago; it is growing in well, even though slower than the other nine.&lt;ref&gt;[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&amp;t=37&amp;p=312#p312]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> ===Re: Mothers===<br /> {{quotebox|My mother has tried to coerce me into going back to [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|briefs]]; Hells No! Panties are far more comfortable And stylish. And I am not going to ever go out without one of my sports bras again. She even tried to bribe, or wager, me, but I would not take it.<br /> <br /> I feel there should be a law requiring all men to wear bras (sports ones at least); I feel grossed out whenever I see some dude walking sround shirtless. ]:(P&lt;ref&gt;[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=7&amp;t=39&amp;p=315#p315]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> ===Re: Friendship Issues===<br /> {{quotebox|I'd like to talk a bit about those of us (well, me in particular) who have for real only less than or equal to a handful of friends in person.<br /> <br /> Growing up, I have had mostly [[gal-pals|female friends]]. I was considerably blessed, yet I still lack the virgin-breaker moment. The close friendships were great, and I really appreciated them in my heart forever. I really should have tried to get further, but before 21, I was [[naive]] on the subject of dating. There Really should be a manditory [[dating education]] class alongside sex ed.<br /> <br /> I have known all of my life that I do get along better with women well over those of my own gender. No personal offense to anyone.<br /> <br /> I have a mental flaw, along with other learnings, which has taught me that most of the worldwide male poulation are, pretty much, Uncaring, Violent, Ignorant, Dumb, Boring Jerks. And with that, I feel afraid in meeting most males, because I feel ill of getting too close, because of me getting hurt, or something else god-awful. ]:(<br /> <br /> Again, no personal offense is meant to anyone.<br /> <br /> My gal pal has informed me that me meeting more women and getting it on is very unlikely if I do not have many dude pals. Nutshell; I would be mistaken for a homo, or too easily [[friend zone|friend-zoned]] by women. This tid bit makes me feel sad.<br /> <br /> Open for individual responses from Everyone on this forum.&lt;ref&gt;[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&amp;t=48&amp;p=405#p405]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|'''by BornThisWay » Sun Jun 19, 2011 12:24 am'''<br /> <br /> Aww, that sux!!!! Anyway I met most of my friends back in high school, or college, or at my past jobs. Sometimes it's hard to keep in touch with everybody but that's why the [[Internet]] and phones were invented! A lot of the friends I hang out with now were from my last job. We'd go out for drinks every Thursday, Friday and Saturday and have the grandest of times! Sometimes I still meet up with them, but not every week like I used to.<br /> <br /> As for meeting people, I've never really thought about it because I'm not a really shy person. I guess if you strike up conversations based on stuff you like or stuff you notice about them, that's a good start. It's real easy to sit in your room all day and play video games but you just have to talk to people and get out there. Sometimes I'll just go out all by myself and sit someplace nice and quiet and read. If you look cute sometimes people come up and introduce themselves!<br /> <br /> But anyway if you haven't done it already you should get on [[Facebook]] and try to find your old friends and tell them what you've been up to since you've last seen them! It's a really easy way to keep in touch with people especially since a lot of people move away right after high school or college. Facebook is like a high school reunion that never ends! (Sorry if I sound like a commercial!) Plus if there's anyone who still lives in Virginia maybe they can introduce you to some of their single friends! Just be yourself and let us know what they say, ok?|BornThisWay&lt;ref&gt;[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&amp;t=48&amp;p=405#p405]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|&quot;Social&quot; websites like Facebook and [[MySpace]] are ALL a Joke against socializing. Everybody is on the internet these days. And to Socialize online with total strangers Constantly is an epic fail. That kind of &quot;socializing&quot; on the internet will only result in making people more and more Autistic-Like. Think about it.<br /> <br /> The more time we spend in front of an internet screen leads to constant lack of practice in REAL Socializing face to face offline.&lt;ref&gt;[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&amp;t=48&amp;p=405#p405]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|'''by Mike Love » Tue Jun 21, 2011 5:23 am'''<br /> <br /> I like Facebook. There's a lot of people I don't nescesarilly talk to a lot, but I like to be able to keep up with what they're doing. Plus it makes it easier to keep track of people's phone numbers. Plus, I know a lot of cute girls, and I like to look at their photos a lot and get ideas on new outfits to wear.<br /> |Mike Love&lt;ref&gt;[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&amp;t=48&amp;p=405#p405]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Just a gosh-darn minute. People Pretend to be Other People online, even Computers have been Programmed to pretend to be People to tease and get personal information from you. And Trolls/Cyber-Bullies Hack into YOUR Facebook and MySpace, rearranging, smearing, soiling with pornographic, most horrible images from the darkest regions of the internet. And they create wiki sites and pages of Hate against you soo horrible that Googling your own name results in MILLIONS of hate-filled results.&lt;ref&gt;[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&amp;t=48&amp;p=405#p405]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> ''Note: Almost all google searches for variations of Chris-Chan (Christian Weston Chandler, CWC, Chris Chandler, etc.) consist mostly of pages mentioning other people such as Chris Chan Lee, people with the name Christian, Christianity, acronyms for companies, and other miscellaneous results. The actual ammount of hate-filled results probably ranges in the tens of thousands, not the millions. A ten second examination of the results would easily prove this but Chris has [[PS3|more important]] things to do.''<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|'''by BornThisWay » Tue Jun 21, 2011 11:53 pm'''<br /> <br /> Like I said, it's really, really sad that you're putting your fears in the way of getting in touch with your old friends and establishing new friendships. I'll bet your old friends think about you sometimes and miss you. And like it or not, people use social networking sites to contact people they know in real life to do things in real life. This is the way things are now.<br /> <br /> I don't get how somebody who has enough courage to dress up in women's clothing and walk around in public and use the girl's bathroom can be so afraid of somebody making fun of them on the internet. I mean, who would even know who your old friends are? Why would somebody go through the trouble of impersonating them? And wouldn't you like, be able to figure out if it was somebody pretending to be them? I mean their Facebook profile would link back to all their friends and most of their family members. They'd not only have to fool you, but their parents and relatives, who have known them since they were born. Like, if somebody tried to set up a phony profile and pretended to be me just to hate on me, everybody would know that something was off.<br /> <br /> So like, you've though about one bad thing that could happen if you tried to look up old friends on Facebook, and just assumed that it will happen. And you said you're afraid of getting to close to males in real life, because you think something bad might happen. It's really easy to worry and make up excuses about why you can't do things, but just know that if you do that anxiety is going to rule your life.<br /> <br /> Like I said you believe in yourself enough to admit that you're a Tomgirl and get out there and strut your stuff. Some Tomgirls don't even get that far! Think about how much you've already accomplished before deciding what you can and can't do. You're your own boss and I can't make you do anything, I'm just saying your life would be a lot less lonely if you were open to looking up the old friends you've fallen out of touch with over the years.|BornThisWay&lt;ref&gt;[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&amp;t=48&amp;p=405#p405]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|'''by Tippy » Wed Jun 22, 2011 1:31 am'''<br /> <br /> Maybe I've just been lucky and haven't met anyone who has lied to me online. I use facebook to keep in contact with the people I'm close to, they've made it so easy to keep track of my friends, why wouldn't I take advantage of it. As far as having problems with meeting anyone online. I met Suchin here on the forum, and I had no trouble meeting up with her. There are always going to be assholes out there Kooky, but you can show them that they are just haters and you aren't going to listen to them.<br /> |Tippy&lt;ref&gt;[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&amp;t=48&amp;p=405#p405]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|'''by Thoria » Wed Jun 22, 2011 2:34 am'''<br /> I just use FB in private mode, that way haters can't see what I'm doing and I only have my closest friends on there.<br /> |Thoria&lt;ref&gt;[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&amp;t=48&amp;p=405#p405]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> At this point Chris loses all self-control and does everything short of posting &quot;I am Christian Weston Chandler, I am famous on the internet and trolls pick on me&quot;.<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|It's not just THOUGHT, but it HAS happened to me before for real. And if you don't believe, take for example the author of the comic book series featuring that yellow, [[electric hedgehog]]... [[Sonichu]], if I remember correctly.<br /> <br /> Before a time, the author had a clean history, then Cyber-Bullies and Trolls attacked him greatly; now Googling his name will result in over a million results of hate and name soiling. Especially from the blackmail and deceptions he had to endure.<br /> <br /> I, myself, had a page on Facebook. Things were good for me a while. Then I was attacked in [[2005]] by the Trolls. They pretended to be my closest friends; they got a number of incriminating photos and details from me. They also hacked into my Facebook. It took me over a week before I was able to reset my password and e-mail address. And upon reflection, I closed my Facebook account and left the online socializing for years. It is real, and they are vicious, crazy, wickedly smart people.&lt;ref&gt;[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&amp;t=48&amp;p=405#p405]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> *[[Sonichu Girls]]<br /> *[[Tomgirl Pictures]]<br /> *[[Trollin' Train]]<br /> <br /> ==References==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> <br /> ==External links==<br /> * [http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/ Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia]<br /> * [http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&amp;u=95 Chris's profile]<br /> <br /> [[Category:Historical Documents]]<br /> [[Category:Homos]]<br /> [[Category:Trolling]]<br /> [[Category:Websites]]</div>

Shearod https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Tomgirl_Pictures&diff=141979 2011-07-21T23:58:01Z

<p>Shearod: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Honest}}<br /> [[File:I am tomgirl.jpg|center|350px]]<br /> [[File:TG1.png|center|300px]]<br /> <br /> One day, [[Chris]] decided to cross-dress. Then take pictures of it. Then go out in [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|public]] and take pictures of it. The pictures were leaked by [[Surfshack Tito]] on 28 April 2011. According to Tito, this bizarre new stunt was apparently Chris's extremely overboard reaction to someone advising him to get in touch with his feminine side.<br /> <br /> It should be noted that while he has taken it to the next level, Chris has a long history of female fashions and mannerisms, from the [[Anime Wings]] seen in Sonichu Sub-Episode #5 to the [[Muscle bra]]. Chris has even wondered what he would be like if he were born a female.&lt;ref&gt;[[Mailbag 27]] - Is Chris hitting on Bailey Jay?&lt;/ref&gt; The most complete list of Chris's feminine traits can be seen [[Homos#Why Chris appears to be gay|here]].<br /> <br /> For some inexplicable reason, several of the images are reversed left-to-right. This appears to be limited to (some of) the 640x480 pictures. They are reproduced here in their original form -- how and why Chris did this is unknown. TG6, TG9, and TG19 are examples; there are several others. It should also be noted that picture taking occurred in at least three different places. Pictures TG3 and TG4 are taken on the Downtown Walking Mall. TG12 and TG19 are taken at the [[Fashion Square Mall]] and the rest taken in his home.<br /> <br /> ===Chris's outfit===<br /> * Bright green nail polish<br /> * Earrings (a purple glass stud and a blue ring) - note that piercing the right ear is traditionally code for [[Homos|homosexuality]]; guess which one Chris pierced twice?<br /> * Women's sandals<br /> * Blue eye shadow<br /> * Jeans<br /> * Blue string top<br /> * Black thong<br /> * A silver ring&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:TG6.jpg]]&lt;/ref&gt; (note that silver rings have been used to symbolize a pledge of [[F Abstinence|abstinence]] until [[Lovely Weather|marriage]])&lt;ref&gt;[http://www.silverringthing.com/ silverringthing.com]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> * A red and blue sweater vest (tank top) with a red shirt underneath it<br /> * Red lipstick<br /> * A new pair of [[glasses]]<br /> <br /> == Gallery of Chris-tran ==<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:TG2.jpg|Tomgirl car in ''[[ModNation Racers]]''<br /> File:TG3.jpg|Chris previously drew on the [[Charlottesville]] Free Speech Wall in [[Chris's Big Night Out II]].<br /> File:TG4.jpg<br /> File:TG5.jpg|Chris matched the color of his [[Amnyfest Ring|high school ring]] with his new pair of sandals.<br /> File:TG6.jpg<br /> File:TG7.jpg|Left ear buccaneer, right ear [[Homos|queer]].<br /> File:TG8.jpg|Not the first time that Chris has covered his face in [[pickle]]s and [[Semen|white goo.]] Also, he's using the [[Plush Breasts]] as a pillow.<br /> File:TG9.jpg|You just know this picture will be used in the paper when Chris finally kills [[Michael Snyder|someone]].<br /> File:TG10.jpg<br /> File:TG11.jpg<br /> File:TG12.jpg<br /> File:TG13.jpg|DAT ASS<br /> File:TG14.jpg<br /> File:TG15.jpg|[[Barbara|Barb 2.0]]<br /> File:TG16.jpg<br /> File:TG17.jpg<br /> File:TG18.jpg|GOODBYE HORSES<br /> File:TG19.jpg<br /> File:TG20.jpg|The PlayStation Move SharpShooter doesn't make the look any manlier.<br /> File:TG21.jpg<br /> File:TG22.jpg<br /> File:TG23.jpg<br /> File:TG24.jpg|Note the [[Medallions_of_Fail#The_Asperchu_Medallion_.28a.k.a._The_Medallion_of_Win.3F.29|Asperchu Medallion]] at top right.<br /> File:TG25.jpg<br /> File:TG26.jpg<br /> File:CWCJuly2011.jpg|Chris's [[Facebook]] pic of July 2011, with Tomgirl earrings<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> == Fan Works ==<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Would you mount and do me.jpg<br /> File:Tomgirlart.jpg<br /> File:Chrisgirlfriend.jpg<br /> File:Tomgirl.jpg<br /> File:Tomchu.png<br /> File:Chris_x_Tomgirl.png<br /> File:Tomgirl cwc and lovely weather.png<br /> File:New-Anchuent-Form1.jpg<br /> File:New-Anchuent-Form2.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> *[[Homos]]<br /> *[[Chris and fashion]]<br /> *[[Gaybian]]<br /> *[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]]<br /> <br /> ==References==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> {{CWC-isms}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:CWC-isms]]<br /> [[Category:Historical Documents]]<br /> [[Category:Homos]]</div>

Shearod https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Medallions&diff=140611 2011-06-07T18:19:50Z

<p>Shearod: Grammar fix.</p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:License.jpg|150px|thumb|left|Oh, yes he fucking did!]]<br /> [[Image:ickeriss_medallions.jpg|150px|thumb|Top to bottom: [[PS3|The Good]], [[Hex Bawx|the Bad]], [[Chris and art|the Ugly]]. Left to right: The decoy Sonichu medallion, the [[Jiggliami]] medallion, the Rosechu medallion, and the [[Blake]] medallion.]]<br /> <br /> {{quote|Watch out for the medallion!|[[Niggo|Ludacris]]}}<br /> <br /> [[Christian Weston Chandler]] loves his original character [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] so much that he sometimes wears a handmade Sonichu medallion on his neck. In public. He also calls them &quot;medals&quot;.&lt;ref&gt;[[The OFFICIAL Sonichu &amp; Rosechu Blog]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;[[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|&quot;CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!&quot;]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;[[An Official Sonichu Update]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;[[Chris Chan Update 9 October 2008]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> The Sonichu medallion, along with his trademark [[Chris and fashion|striped shirt]], is perhaps his most famous characteristic. Over the years, Chris has produced numerous medallions of his [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] characters. They're made from [[CHRIS!!!_CHANDLER!!!|Crayola fuckin' Model Magic.]]<br /> <br /> ==Origins and purpose==<br /> [[Image:096-SonichuMedallion.jpg|150px|thumb|Like anything else Chris holds dear, it also comes in card form.]]<br /> [[Image:0608-CWCIs22.jpg|150px|thumb|left|The earliest known photo of Chris with the medallion, from 24 February [[2004]], Chris's 22nd birthday. The medallion is in profile, with [[Wikipedia:Shrinky Dinks|Shrinky Dinks]] hanging from its chain.]]<br /> <br /> Though Chris previously could not recall when he first made the medallion, in [[August 2009]], Chris finally recalled the origins of the medallion. From [[CWCipedia]]:&lt;ref&gt;[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Sonichu#Conception_and_Creation http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Sonichu#Conception_and_Creation]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> {{quote|Then Late [[2000]], I bought some [[Wikipedia:Crayola|Crayola]] Model Magic Clay, and I molded and crafted the First Original Sonichu Medallion that I wore around my neck with a makeshift chain (which I later replaced with a better necklace I bought from [[Anna|Pacific Sunwear]] at my [[Mall]]). Sadly, the First Original was mistrusted with a [[Blanca Weiss|feindish individual]] in [[2008]], I recrafted the Medal and continued on (The Necklace Still Holds ALL the History of the Medallions). THERE IS CURRENTLY ONLY ONE Original, True Sonichu Medallion, and it is NOT MADE FROM [[CChanSonichuCWC|PAPER]] cheaply, NOT MANUFACTURED IN A FACTORY from Plastic or Metal (yet); IT IS MADE FROM CRAYOLA MODLE MAGIC CLAY, with my Permanent Ink Signature, Copyright Note, Circle of Originality, and Two Custom Shrinkie-Dink Charms of Sonichu and an [[S-Chu Ball]].}}<br /> <br /> Despite being allegedly created in March [[2000]], the earliest known photograph of Chris wearing a Sonichu medallion is from his twenty-second birthday, 24 February [[2004]]. In his [[So Need a Cute Girl|&quot;So Need a Cute Girl&quot;]] video (20 December [[2004]]) he feels it necessary to explain what it is, suggesting that it is still a relatively new feature. <br /> <br /> In a [[Mumble]] chat on 10 [[February 2009]], Chris revealed the reason for the medallion and that is...because he wanted to. It's &quot;like a nametag&quot; for him.&lt;ref&gt;[[Mumble 6|Mumble #6]]&lt;/ref&gt; In one of his [[ED]] edits, Chris says that his medallion &quot;identifies him for the [[autism|high-funcioning [''sic''] Autistic]] individual that he is.&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&amp;diff=1997315096&amp;oldid=1997314465] Chris ED edit, Revision as of 07:28, 10 November 2007&lt;/ref&gt; And man, it sure does. It has also been speculated there could be other reasons for wearing his medallion, which range from simply thinking Sonichu is '''SERIOUS BUSINESS''', to being a portable anchor in our dangerous real world to [[CWCville]], his own happy world where he's always the hero who saves the day.<br /> <br /> [[File:Soniccomicmedallion.png|thumb|Chris can't come up with any original ideas.]]<br /> <br /> One recent theory as to the origin of the medallion idea comes from the ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'' comic series (issue #70), in which a character is depicted wearing a yellow Sonic medallion. This theory is supported by the fact the issue came out in February [[1999]], a year before Chris claims that the Sonichu medallion was created.<br /> <br /> Each medallion is constructed from [[Wikipedia:Crayola|Crayola]] Model Magic, a non-toxic, easy-to-use modeling clay intended for small children. Chris wedges a keyring into the edge of each medallion, from which he can attach a chain to go around his neck. Sometimes he wears a [[Wikipedia:Wilson Sporting Goods|Wilson]] wristband on top of it because, being autistic, he mostly likely has [[Wikipedia:Sensory_defensiveness|sensory defensiveness]], which might render the sensation of the chain's links uncomfortable. Medallions are painted with acrylic paint in the color schemes of the characters they represent, with [[Chris and copyright|copyright information]] scrawled on the back. Additional detailing varies, but Chris is known to have applied [[Wikipedia:Shrinky Dinks|Shrinky Dink]] charms to certain medallions as a form of authentication, to prevent counterfeiting.<br /> <br /> ==The Sonichu medallion==<br /> [[Image:0712-CWCCollGrad3.jpg|150px|thumb|Chris even wore it at his goddamn [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|college]] graduation.]]<br /> [[Image:FushionRedone.jpg|150px|thumb|left|Before [[Blanca]], it was believed that the Medallion of Fail would corrupt its possessor, turning him into an autistic manchild with a poor taste in [[Chris and fashion|fashion]].]]<br /> Chris's primary medal is his Sonichu medallion, which he has rarely been seen without for the past five years. This medallion of course depicts his main character, Sonichu. Within the canon of Chris's [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comics]], the medallion is the source of the [[Anchuent powers]] that allow Chris to assume his Electric Hedgehog alter ego, [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]]. <br /> <br /> As he explained to [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] in his [[The Sonichu Chronicles|business proposal]], the medallion gives him no special powers in real life.<br /> <br /> Chris has repeatedly claimed that in order for it to be a TRUE and HONEST video, it will be of him wearing the medallion. In this manner, he attempted to cast doubt on the videos he posted confessing [[homos]]exuality, since he was not wearing his medallion in that footage.<br /> <br /> &lt;br clear=&quot;all&quot;&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Prototype===<br /> {{quote|He was also wearing a makeshift necklace that has a large plastic medallion in the shape of a Pokeman [sic] characters [sic] head. He also had a number of shrinky dink decorations attached to this necklace.|Psychiatrist describing the prototype Medallion of Fail.&lt;ref&gt;[[Autism_papers#MENTAL_STATUS_EXAM]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:094-SchuMedl.jpg|150px|thumb|Earliest known version of the medallion.]]<br /> <br /> [[Image:190-chumedal.jpg|150px|thumb|left|Computer rendering. This required over 9,000 hours in MS Paint, as well as an associates degree in CAD/CAM.]]<br /> <br /> It appears that the very first medallion Chris created is the one seen to the right, which Chris was photographed wearing sporadically in [[2004]]. This design is definitely cruder than the others, with a pale yellow hue suggesting Chris was still learning how to properly apply color in this medium. This version is always seen on a metal chain, accompanied by Shrinky Dinks of a &quot;CWC&quot; logo, [[Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]], and the [[Chaotic Combo]].<br /> <br /> Chris wore this medallion as late as May [[2004]], when he brought it with him to the [[Anime Mid-Atlantic]] convention that year. He would also wear this medallion later in the year, when he received a [[Autism papers#Intake Survey|psychiatric survey]].<br /> <br /> &lt;br clear=&quot;all&quot;&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Mark 1 (and decoy)===<br /> [[Image:Chrischan_sonichu_medal.jpg|150px|thumb|left|'''Spoiler:''' He even wears it during his sex fantasies.]]<br /> [[Image:Decoy medallion.JPG|thumb|150px|The decoy medallion.]]<br /> <br /> [[Image:SpecialSymbols.jpg|150px|thumb|left|The SPECIAL SYMBOLS to identify the TRUE and HONEST medallion.]]<br /> [[Image:Terrifying by neodalion.jpg|150px|thumb|Chris's supposed reaction to the destruction of his medallion (artist's depiction).]]<br /> <br /> By [[June 2005]] Chris had begun to wear a new medallion with a better paint job. This one can be identified by the tufts of fur on the sides of Sonichu's face, which are less pronounced than in the prototype and later models. There are no Shrinky Dinks to go with it, and instead of a chain it hangs from some sort of beaded necklace. The appearance of this version in pictures and videos seems to correspond with the introduction of Chris's red-and-blue striped shirts. This may be the medallion he was wearing in the [[So Need a Cute Girl|20 Dec 2004 video]]. It is definitely the medallion he wore to the [[2005]] Anime Mid-Atlantic convention.<br /> <br /> No one is sure how many medallions Chris wore between 2005 and [[2008]], but in all pictures they appear roughly the same as this design. Sonichu's face has eyebrows in some photos and not in others, so either Chris was repainting the same medallion or making new ones. [[4chan]] and [[ED]] are filled with high-functioning [[autistic]]s who have pored over photographs identifying subtle differences in the medal's &quot;ears&quot; and &quot;cheeks&quot;, without arriving at a consensus. For the sake of clarity, this article will assume that this was Chris's only medallion during this period.<br /> <br /> In [[August 2008]], an anon on /v/ offered a story and photograph suggesting that he had met Chris in real life and tricked him into giving the medallion to him. However, anon aspies all immediately analyzed the details of dozens of pictures and determined the &quot;stolen&quot; medallion to be a forgery. This conclusion was reaffirmed when Chris himself decided to post [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 15th, 2008|a video]] announcing that the medallion had never been stolen, defiantly claiming that nobody would take it from him. He also denied it in the [[Christian Weston Chandler Interview]].<br /> <br /> Chris claimed to have made multiple Sonichu medallions and that he would sometimes wear these decoys to frustrate attempts to steal the one true medallion. It would remain unclear whether he was bluffing until October [[2008]] when the team of [[troll]]s posing as [[Blanca Weiss]] tricked him into sending all of his medallions to them. The package they received contained no fewer than ''two'' yellow Sonichu medals: one with the special markings identifying it as the &quot;real&quot; one, and another with no markings. It may be assumed that these were the only two medallions he owned at that time. Neither of them was the prototype, however, and its fate is unclear.<br /> <br /> A video that showed the destruction of the medallion was eventually uploaded to [[YouTube]]. Chris responded by [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008|crashing into slumber]]. Its remains are currently locked in a box somewhere at [[Wikipedia:Miskatonic University| Miskatonic University]]. As for the decoy Sonichu medallion, it ultimately ended up in the possession of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]'s owner/webmaster, Girlvynl.<br /> <br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;center&gt;{{#ev:youtube|bzlUoAOpiak}}&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;br clear=&quot;all&quot;&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Mark 2===<br /> [[Image:ChrisMomsPanties.jpg|150px|thumb|It identifies him for the high-functioning autistic individual that he is]]<br /> <br /> After sending the medallions to Blanca, and being told by Blanca that trolls had stolen them from &quot;her,&quot; Chris created a new Sonichu medallion with a slightly larger design. He posted [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008|a video]] [[lie|explaining]] that Blanca had recovered the original one and sent it back to him, and that he had modified it. This new medallion boasted a special peg on the reverse side which could be used to hold Chris's [[high school ring]], which somehow made it copy-protected.<br /> <br /> Assuming Chris did not create any backup medallions, this is the same one he wore while posing in [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]]'s underwear at the request of [[troll]]s posing as [[Blanca]]. During this same exchange he later [[semen|ejaculated]] onto the medal. Shortly thereafter Chris posted [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 21st, 2008|a new video]] in which he is visibly not wearing the medallion. It's unclear if he replaced this soiled medallion or if he cleaned it; in either case he was wearing it (or a similar duplicate) again by 27 October.<br /> <br /> On 3 [[March 2009]], [[Max]] coerced Chris into cutting his medallion into pieces and shoving those pieces up his [[Wikipedia:Rectum|rectum]]. The idea of Chris literally inserting these chunks of ceramic into his rectum (and therefore risking anal tearing and sepsis) was highly controversial. Some have argued that he merely placed them between his buttcheeks (either in an attempt to deceive [[Max]] or out of ignorance of how to get them past his sphincter), but in any case, the remnants of the medallion were assuredly covered in [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|fecal matter]]. Whatever happened, Chris thinks that [[Bob|his father]] would &quot;have another heart attack&quot; if he knew the details.<br /> <br /> ===Mark 3===<br /> [[Image:Ecp00065.jpg|150px|thumb|Oh God, the taste...]]<br /> [[Image:New sonichu medallion.jpg|150px|thumb|left|The first formal appearance of the Mark 3 medallion. It's like ''[[Wikipedia:The Blair Witch Project|The Blair Witch Project]]'', but only a few seconds long and the entire budget (and then some) spent on the crap on the background]]<br /> <br /> Although Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 10th, 2009|claimed]] that he was making a new medallion, he didn't wear any medal in his [[YouTube]] videos between the 3 [[March 2009]] incident and his 1 [[July 2009]] videos. During this period he argued that his high school [[ring]] may be accepted as a symbol of his truthiness. However, since this statement was made without the medallion, this was false and Chris disproved himself.<br /> <br /> In photos released 17 [[April 2009]] of Chris in some [[butt garments]], the new medallion, Mark 3, is shown as Chris licks it in a sensuous fashion. The release of these images proved doubly hurtful for Chris, not only for showing him, a shell of a manchild, in diapers but even worse in that it confirmed that there is a new Medallion that can either be seized and/or shoved up his rectum.<br /> <br /> Despite the fact that he had made a new medallion, Chris was for some time reluctant to wear it in his videos, allegedly out of the fear that trolls would start a new campaign to seize the medallion and/or shove it up his rectum. <br /> <br /> On [[Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009|22 May 2009]] this medallion made a surprise cameo in Christian's newest video. During the update, the video randomly cuts to the medallion hanging from the ceiling, only to cut back to Chris seconds afterward, presumably to add extra validity to the statements made in Chris's video.<br /> <br /> The [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 1st, 2009|1 July 2009]] videos mark the full return of the Medallion of Fail, as Chris wears the third medallion around his neck throughout both videos.<br /> <br /> CWC enthusiasts can look forward to Chris voluntarily surrendering the medallion to thieves and/or willingly shoving it up his rectum in the near future.<br /> <br /> &lt;br clear=&quot;all&quot;&gt;<br /> <br /> ==The Rosechu medallion==<br /> [[Image:Medallion Rosechu.jpg|150px|thumb|left|A gift for his beloved sister-wife]]<br /> [[Image:Rosechu medallion.JPG|150px|thumb|Close-up]]<br /> <br /> Only one medallion of Sonichu's [[sweetheart]] [[Rosechu]] is known to have existed, but it is speculated to be the first one Chris fashioned after the Sonichu one. The Rosechu medallion was intended to be worn by Chris's future [[heartsweet]], the one who would be his true love and bear him his [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|God-called daughter]]. Chris has never been seen wearing it himself. It was sent with the others to Blanca in October 2008. <br /> <br /> The medallion was first revealed to the Internet in the pages of [[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu'' #4]], where Chris's [[Crystal Weston Chandler (character)|imaginary twin sister Crystal]] was introduced wearing it. In the comics Crystal possesses the same anchuent powers as Chris and the Rosechu medallion therefore allows her to become Crystalina Rosechu. That a real Rosechu medal existed was not learned until later, when Chris revealed it to [[PandaHalo]].<br /> <br /> In case it hadn't occurred to you yet: Chris did, in real life, make a medal to be awarded to the future mother of his children, and in his fantasy world he has affixed this same medal to the twin sister he created to explore what he would be like if he'd been born female. Freud would doubtlessly have some choice words to say about this.<br /> <br /> &lt;br clear=&quot;all&quot;&gt;<br /> <br /> ==The Black Sonichu medallion==<br /> [[Image:Blachu Medallion.JPG|150px|thumb|left|He's too angry to show his [[fangs]]]]<br /> [[Image:Black sonichu.JPG|150px|thumb|Close-up]]<br /> <br /> Although Black Sonichu (now [[Blake]]) seems to have originally served as an analogue for [[Wes Iseli]],&lt;ref&gt;As seen in [[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]] - [[:File:433-CWCSNHP9.jpg]]&lt;/ref&gt; Chris appears to use the Black Sonichu medallion to represent his own dark side. The picture at the left speaks volumes about its significance; Chris seems to believe that if he scowls hard enough and wears the evil medallion, then whoever he's angry with will be terrified into capitulation, such as when he wore it in a video aimed at [[Adam Stackhouse]].<br /> <br /> The [[Anchuent Prophecy]] in the comics foretells that the Black Sonichu medallion would be created as a dark reflection of the original, yellow Sonichu medallion Chris wears. Beginning with [[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]], [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]] began wearing the dark medal and acting as Christian's evil twin, following the urges Chris himself keeps bottled up inside him. Like Christian, Naitsirhc summons powers from his medallion to become [[Reldnahc Ha-Taque]].<br /> <br /> Naitsirhc's medallion notwithstanding, Black Sonichu's role as the symbol of pure evil has softened in recent years as Chris has allowed the character to soften and fall in love with [[Bubbles Rosechu]]. As such the actual Black Sonichu medallion was rarely seen until it was sent to Blanca in October [[2008]].<br /> {{Clear}}<br /> <br /> ==The Jiggliami medallion==<br /> Despite the purpose of the Rosechu medallion, Chris was so in love with Blanca that he created a brand-new medallion for her to wear based on Blanca's original character [[Jiggliami]]. This medallion was sent along with the others to Blanca in October 2008. Blanca was depicted wearing this medallion in [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] and [[Sonichu 8|#8]]. It was sent to the now-former admin of the [[/cwc/]] imageboard and currently resides in a holding facility somewhere in California.<br /> <br /> It is the simplest of the medallions, being a plain circle with no three-dimensional pieces. Consequently, it's probably the least hideous of the medallions, as Chris has limited the number of ways he can fail by giving himself less work to do.<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> Image:Jiggliamimedallion.jpg|On the back, it reads &quot;Medallion crafted by Christian Weston Chandler.&quot;<br /> Image:Jiggliami_Medallion_Front_Scan.jpg|Scanned image of the front of the Jiggliami Medallion.<br /> Image:Jiggliami_Medallion_Back_Scan.jpg|Back of the Jiggliami Medallion. The signature by Chris has faded with time.<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> ==The [[Asperchu]] Medallion (a.k.a. The Medallion of Win?)==<br /> [[Image:Asperchumedal.jpg|200px|thumb|The Medallion of Win in all its glory]] <br /> <br /> In [[Magical Man Potion|one video]], Chris's mysterious friend is seen sporting an odd medallion. In [[02 March 2010|another video]] a few days later, the medallion is confirmed to be one of Asperchu. Apparently, it was crafted by Alec Benson Leary and given to Chris as a symbol of goodwill. In that video, Chris is pained to have the medallion around and have it hung up on his wall. The medal is still hanging on his wall to this day, covered by the box Alec sent it in so Chris doesn't have to look at it. Though the box was seen hanging open in the [[Tomgirl Pictures]].<br /> <br /> Chris wears the medallion while impersonating Alec Benson Leary in his video [[100 2270]].<br /> <br /> ==Gone forever?==<br /> Chris was believed to have abandoned his medallions in [[2010]], but then was seen wearing one on 6 [[September 2010]] in [[Haters gonna hate.mov]]. All is right with the world again.<br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ==Obtaining Medallions==<br /> Since the discovery of Chris on [[4chan]] and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], it had been understood among trolls that the Sonichu medallion was Chris's most cherished possession and that he would cry like a bitch if it were ever taken from him, making its capture a prime objective. This proved only partially true when it was inevitably stolen. Chris does not seem to have a special attachment to any one particular medallion, but merely his ability to always wear one at all times. Further, all successful efforts to eliminate the medallions have resulted in relatively little outrage; Chris is always more concerned with his Internet girlfriends being fake than he is over losing his property because of them. Currently, there are only 2 medallions that have not been obtained by trolls or shoved up Chris's ass.<br /> <br /> ===Medallions obtained by [[Blanca Weiss]]=== <br /> *Sonichu Mark 1<br /> *Sonichu Decoy<br /> *Rosechu<br /> *Black Sonichu<br /> *Jiggliami<br /> <br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;center&gt;{{#ev:youtube|A0H7bXHEa58}}&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;br clear=&quot;all&quot;&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Destroyed Medallions===<br /> *Sonichu Mark 2 <br /> <br /> ===Medallions Still in Chris's Possesion===<br /> *Sonichu Mark 3<br /> *Asperchu<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> *[[Amnyfest Ring]], another source of Chris's power<br /> <br /> ==Sauces==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> <br /> {{Relics of Fail}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Relics of Fail]]<br /> [[Category:Things Chris has had Sex with]]<br /> [[Category:Arts and Crafts]]</div>

Shearod https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Kacey_Call_5&diff=139931 2011-05-22T22:15:50Z

<p>Shearod: their != they're != there</p> <hr /> <div>29 [[August 2009]]<br /> <br /> ==Highlights==<br /> <br /> *[[Chris]] just finished getting a &quot;stern talking-to&quot; from Kim about getting a [[job]]; he already can't remember what she said.<br /> *[[Kacey]] did research on how Chris can still receive the [[tugboat]] while having a job or something; he doesn't listen.<br /> *Counselors at [[PVCC]] told Chris that they could get him a job; he didn't listen.<br /> *Chris doesn't know what Student Financial Aid is; he promises to google it.<br /> *Chris whines some more about being blank-minded and confused.<br /> *Chris says he's willing to go from digital cable to basic cable.<br /> *Chris lies about how much he spends on the [[PSN]].<br /> *Chris compares buying game add-ons to having a magazine subscription to try and make Kacey understand it's not a big deal.<br /> *Chris doesn't know anything about college because that happened yeeeeaars ago.<br /> *[[CADD]] WAS HARD WORK BURNED INTO MY PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY.<br /> *Chris took tennis and ice-skating classes in college.<br /> *Chris took accounting and/or marketing classes first, then &quot;years later&quot; he found out there were not enough jobs available in that field so he switched to CADD.<br /> *Kacey says Chris is basically wiping his ass on his CADD Degree; Chris says &quot;that was uncalled for&quot;.<br /> *Chris says he understands so Kacey will shut up and let him leave.<br /> <br /> ==Transcript==<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Hello?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Hey Chris, it's Kacey.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Hey Kacey. How are you?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' I'm OK.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' I'm OK too. [content sigh] So um...&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Um...&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Anything on your mind right now?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' What?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Is there anything on your mind right now?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Yeah, um, did you go apply for jobs like I said?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Oh yeah. I go- I wen- I uh, uh, application at Wal-Mart. I'm gonna...&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' [interrupts] That's good. Did you do it in person?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Uh, no, I filled- no, I went online and did it. Filled out for the Charlottesville store.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Ok cause, um, I did some research for you. Um, about working with your disability... and actually um, this is a lot easier than I thought it would be. Like you- they can put you on a trial work period or they- and they can extend your period of eligibility like, you could be making... um... like it doesn't matter what you make during the trial work period, like you'll get both still, your uh, your tugboat and your, uh wages. And even afterwards if you're not making enough, like you can get both. It actually goes by what you make, not by how many hours you work.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Hmm...I see.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Yeah, I mean that's actually really exciting! I mean, you could be technically making more than me. Well, at least you know right now. [laughs]&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Well, I don't know. Um, I'm st- I s- still got to uh, wait to talk to uh, that guy from social security...&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' [interrupts] Chris! This is straight from the social security site! This is a great opportunity. And even IF you make too much money you can still keep your Medicaid, uh, benefits. I mean, how can you not be excited about this?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' I dunno...I got- I g- I just talked to Kim and she gave me some, uh, tough talkin' to as well ya know about uh, me getting a job and what not, uh... Also talked about uh, old schoo- also t- also talked about college days and uh, I don- I- I- I don't remember all the details but it's all- it's all ju- it's like absorbed- everything she told me is in the back of my head. It- it's tattooed in my head.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Well, that doesn't really... [Chris tries to interrupt] that doesn't really sound like you listen to her a lot.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' I did listen to her! I did! I did.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' But didn't you just talk to her and you can't remember stuff?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' [sigh]&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' I mean cause you told me that Kim calls before I do.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah. [pause] Hmm, but anyway uh...let me think...&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' But I mean uh- ar- are you- so I did all this research for you and... you don't even... care now?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' I do care. I do care. I appreciate it. I do.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Well I mean you- I don't think your really going to do anything. I- I mean...&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' [interrupts] I'm- I- I- I'm doing something! My family knows I'm out to look for a job.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Ok so what did your family say?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Uh...Thi- th- it- they're all- they;re like 'Ah, well yeah you gotta find out how much your gonna earn, and how this is- how this is gonna- is gonna affect your social security, and uh, if you're going to be able to earn more than your social security'... ahh...&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' You need to make a LOT more than your social security, like you need to make... like, OK. Um... like, um, depending also on w- ya know how your uh, quote unquote disability affects you getting to work and stuff. Like they can take these expenses... um, and actually deduct it from your pay. Like so even if you're making let's say a thousand dollars a month. Um, if your disability causes you to have to do things that cost you two hundred a month, your still- they- they count those two hundred, um, against your pay so your still making- you know, even though you are making more than you should, they won't count it against you. Like you have to be making over a thousand dollars a month before they're gonna even... Even then they're only gonna take part of it away. They're never going to take away all of it. Like you'd have to make a LOT more to where it wouldn't even matter. I mean and even if your parents are behind you or not you're twenty seven right? I mean, you have to make your own decisions.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' [pause] Yeah, I- I do have to make my own decisions, ah. Yeah. Als- another thing that I talked to Kim about was like uh, I- I'm often confused with my li- I'm often confused about things that I actually ah, want er, need. It's been that way for so many years. I mean like...&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' [interrupts] Well don't you think its time for that to change then?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah it- I do need to ah, that's ah- that's something I do need to change.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' But I mean you know your whole life you're going to be figuring stuff out. It's not a magical upgrade that makes you an adult I mean, I'm pretty sure like at times my parents still need to figure things out and everything. I mean we're not computers. We don't work like computers. We definitely don't.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah. Yeah you're right. You are right about that. Hmm... but anyway one of my- anyway one of my problems in my mind is like ya know I... tend ta... tend, I ah, I often do get confused and uh, feel like I'm lost and it's like ya know, and I'm not- I have not been sure of exactly what my virgin (?), my sweetheart and my little daughter Crystal that I have dreamed of... And pretty much ya know all my life, every time I've been asked 'Where do you see yourself in five years?' I always draw a blank.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Well, maybe that's showing you that maybe you should let GO of Crystal and all that stuff. Maybe you should GO in a different direction. Maybe you're getting blanked because you not going in the direction you should be going in. You need to focus on more important things.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' And that's another thing I mean ya know, Kim could tell you more about the conversation we had but uh- she- she and I talked about but also like ya know, even during, even with, even- I have talked to my counselors in Piedmont when I was working towards my CADD degree and certificate. It's like ya know yeah sure they can help me get a job, and yadda yadda yadda... um...&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Then why didn't you let them!&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' [pause] Yeah. I- it's jus- I- I have never been really sure what I wanted to go out for. I mean... It- I- ah-[stuttering]&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' [interrupts] Then you need to get back in school Chris! You need to do something. You're twenty seven. You're- I mean yes I know people are going to school, um older and older but, [laughs] come on! Isn't there anything you wanted to do even when you were little?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' [frustrated stuttering] I'm thinking about it! I'm mean I'm trying- I'm ah- I'm ah- [stuttering]&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' [interrupts] C'mon, this is pathetic.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' I'm sorting all this out and I'm thinking about it and I'm going to do som- I'm going to do something. It takes time for me before I can- before I actua- but I AM doing something ya know. I submitted the application for Wal-Mart and I'm going to do one for Target and I'm going to do one for Ma-Donalds...&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Chris. Remember when I said in other cultures you wouldn't survive? I mean come on. You need to take charge. I mean, you are an adult. You're going to have to make snap judgments sometimes. I mean y- I mean isn't there anything that you wanted to do when you were younger? I mean even if it's something like making video games. You could probably do that.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' I mean that is one thing, but...I- that is one thing but...&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' [interrupts] I mean you already have some CADD stuff, you could learn how to program them and stuff.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah but unfortunately they don't teach that- those kinds of classes at like uh, Piedmont. I'm not sure if there are any colleg- there are any classes like for...&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' [interrupts] Whatever! They have stuff online you can take Chris! You have no excuse.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, I know but I kinda would like...lessons on taking classes on line.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' No, OK, there's no but! You either don't have an excuse or you do have an excuse.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' OK, fine. I don't have an excuse. But...so many options, I'm not sure- I sure wha- I'm just not sure where to begin.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' A lot of people are. Why don't you go talk to um, I mean if you can't go to PVCC, why don't you go to someplace else that's closer? Um, or why don't you go somewhere in D.C.? I mean, it would be easy for you to get housing. [pause] Why don't you take a couple different classes and see. Or, I mean I bet you don't even research this sh- tuff.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' [pause] I have- I did- I do rese- I do researching ya know... I've tried- I've gone on to the social security dot gov website, but I don't...&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' [interrupts] OK but I'm talking about school. Chris.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' [trying to talk over Kacey]&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Chris! Chris! Listen to me! No! Listen to me! Do you not realize the opportunities you have? Do you not realize they will pay for your school? They will pay for your boarding? They will pay for your transportation? Do you know how much I would KILL for that going through school right now? And I'm going to have to go through med school. And you are just SITTING on your ass wasting that shit when the government will BEG you to take it! What the hell?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' I didn't even know I had those options and I'm not sure how to activate those options. I never learned.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Go to a school! Talk to a counselor there! Talk to an advisor there. Fill out your, F-A-F-S-A. I mean, come on. There's SO much you could just reach out for and... Ugh! I mean like you could do anything.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' AH, hold up there... S-A-S-A?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Your FAFSA? Come on. The financial aid application? How do you NOT know...[laugh] about... I- I-&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' I- I- I do not know that. I've never even heard of that.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' How do you not hear... are you serious? It's financial aid! You- you- you- you went to college!&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' I've- I- I've heard- I've heard of financial aid but I never heard of S-A-S-A&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' You haven't heard of a FAFSA? That you've HAD to have filled one out. I mean did your parents pay for your college outright?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah they kinda did pay for my college classes.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' [sigh] Just go to a college. Go to a financial aid office or just... Google it. It's F-A-F-S-A. And it's so easy to do online. It so is. All you need are... you know what? You wouldn't even need much of anything cause you don't pay taxes so you don't have any W-2's or anything, or W-4's, so, pfft. And you're old enough to where you're parents won't matter. So you could probably get- I mean you have no income and you're on disability, you- oh my god they would pay for everything.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' [pause] Well I will look into that. That was S-A-F-S-A?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' F-A-F-S-A&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Hmm. OK what's the acronym stand for? That will help me understand better.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Are you serious?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Ya I'm serious.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' It's just- it's just easier if you just Google that. I promise you. It- it's gonna come up. It- it's gonna to be a dot gov site...&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' OK I'll- OK I will look that up.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Chris. It's only five letters. [laughing] It's OK. Or just Google financial aid. That's going to be the FIRST thing that pops up on Google. I promise you.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' OK. Financial aid. I will Google that. My computers on the other room. I'll log- I will- I- I will- I promise you I will go look into that right after we- right after we finish up here. [long pause] Kacey?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' [sigh] Yeah.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' I wa- I wa- it was just kind like, ya know I wasn't sure you were there and that you just pause for a moment. So yeah I promise you I will look- I will look...&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' [interrupts] I'm just frustrated. No.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' [pause] Well, it's not your fault that I'm a little bit re- that I'm a little bit slow sometimes.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' I know, but I mean like this is stuff you should know. I mean this is- this is frustrating for me. Like, I can understand ignorance, but I can't stand stupidity.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' No I- No it's not stupidity- no it's not stupidity. It's just dumb. I was just dumb on the subject. I never learned that sort of thing.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' How do you not if you go to school? OBVIOUSLY, somebody must have talked about 'Hey I got my financial aid!'. I mean I'm pretty sure you could not go to college and not even overhear somebody talk about financial aid.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' I- I- I've overheard- Yeah I've overheard discussions of financial aid. But it's like ya know, I was like picking my classes... and... I just didn't- I just didn't- and my parents did not make a big deal about it, and I just...&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Well it's not up to your parents! It's not up to you're parents to make a big deal about it. It's up to YOU to grab your future!&lt;/font&gt;<br /> <br /> {{transcription}}<br /> <br /> ==External links==<br /> *[http://www.mediafire.com/?7olu50wylbwa3sw mp3 of phonecall]<br /> <br /> {{succession|label=[[Kacey_calls|Kacey Phone Calls]]|prevlink=[[Kacey Call 4]]|nextlink=[[Kacey Call 6]]}}<br /> <br /> {{FanChats}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Trolling]]<br /> [[Category:Phone calls]]<br /> [[Category: Liquid Saga]]</div>

Shearod https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Kacey_Call_3&diff=139829 2011-05-19T01:28:51Z

<p>Shearod: /* Part 2 */</p> <hr /> <div>In '''Kacey Call 3''', recorded a few hours after the [[Kacey Call 2|previous phone call]], a devastated Kacey confronts [[Ian]] about impersonating her boyfriend [[Liquid Chris|Chris]] over the phone. <br /> <br /> {{quote|I told her the long story about him and me getting access to his account and all that in an e-mail. She called me on my cell later, and I listened to her rant on about portraying me as the bad guy from pretending to be Jeff, yet she CARED for him very much regardless of using a stolen name and identity.}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|I did what I originally set out to do with Kacie, make her aware about her being with the Impostor and NOT the real artist. That was my only design and course with her, since she was that close to Jeff. And I tried to be a friend for her. Oh, well.|Chris, [[Katie Bay E-mails 5]]}}<br /> <br /> ==Part 1==<br /> {{Infobox/Audiofile<br /> | name = Kacey Call 3, Pt. 1<br /> {{#ev:youtube|SQRTwd7Uxjw}}<br /> | Stardate = 4 August 2009<br /> | Featuring = [[Solid Chris]]; [[Kacey]]<br /> | Saga = [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] [[Liquid]] Saga<br /> | previous = First<br /> | next = [[#Part 2|Part 2]]<br /> }} <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Hello?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:'''&lt;/font&gt; [heavy sigh] &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;I can’t believe you did that. Wha-what is wrong with you? I mean, you didn’t, you could’ve just told me something, you didn’t even have to make him look so bad. Just, what the hell?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Kacey. I’m sorry. I was trying to spare your feelings.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' No! No you weren’t! Why couldn’t you just tell me from the start? I mean,&lt;/font&gt; [sobbing] &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;I mean what happens if he did something to me or if, what happens if YOU did something to me? You wanted me to come to YOUR house! And, wha-what were you gonna do? You think I wouldn’t know?&lt;/font&gt; [sigh] <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' I was trying to ease you into it. I’m sorry.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' That’s not how you ease someone into it. Just what were you going to do? Rape me? Or what were you going to do?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' No! No! No. I was only going to show you the true face of the real man.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' But what makes you the real man? Why the fuck would I love you? You tricked me too!&lt;/font&gt;[sobbing] &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;I don’t know, it’s just, I mean, just how could you? You’re just as bad as him.&lt;/font&gt; [sobbing]<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' I know and I understand. I’m sorry.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' No! No you’re not, cuz you’re the one that told me this shit and and… I mean you had so, so many chances, you’re just, it’s fucking me… you were playing with me, you were playing with my heart. I mean, what? So you could get laid out of it? So you could be not a virgin anymore?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' No. No. No, no, I was trying to, ah, I was trying to earn, I was trying to be your friend. I was trying to, uh…&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' How? How is that being my friend? How is that being my friend? Tricking me! I mean, you were pretending to be same person you’re trying to save me from. I mean, why would I want to be your friend, much less your girlfriend? I mean what redeeming qualities do you have that you shown me now?&lt;/font&gt; [sigh] <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' I can’t say off the top of my head, but I would do my best&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:'''&lt;/font&gt; [interrupting] &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;No! Of course you can’t, of course you can’t! You know what? Exactly! This is it exactly! You can’t, you can’t do any of the things he did for me! You can’t play the guitar, you don’t have a job, you aren’t in school, I mean how did you even… I can’t believe you fooled me. I can’t believe that I did that, because even if he tricked me I at least was trying to stay true to him. Look what you did to me. Now, not only that but you made me a cheater!&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;[pause]<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah…&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' You’re. Nothing. Like. Him! How am I just supposed to, I mean you can’t even say anything! And look at what you did! Look what you did!&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' I am looking at what I did. I’m looking and I have done a lot of damage.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' I mean, you think I could go from him to you? I mean, just like that? Just like “oh look, I make Sonichu,” I mean, I just… Like, you know what? Do you even know what’s right and wrong? Even if what he did was wrong he was at least there for me and, and… I just don’t fucking know anymore. Just what were you expecting?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' It’s ok…&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Just what were you expecting me to do, just go “oh, ok”?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Uh, no, no, I was, I wasn’t expecting anything. I was gonna, I mean, I, like you know, I mean, like you know, he told everybody about 14 Branchland Court Ruckersville, VA 22968. Anybody could go to my house…&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' So that means you could be a fat impostor too? So that makes it right? Right?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Oh it does? It does? Did you just say yes to me? Did you just say yes?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' No, no, no, no, no, no. No. No! I, I, I, I’m not even gonna, ah, I, I, ok, yeah, he was talking the address around with a lot of fake documents and a fake drivers license. If he has successfully fooled anyone into actually going to the home address they would’ve found the real me anyway then realized that he was a troll&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:'''&lt;/font&gt; [interrupting] &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;It doesn’t matter, you’ve already put that info on the internet, obviously! Because I’ve went to your pages. And I went to the ED thing. I went to everything. And I mean, you put yourself out there, so you were asking for it. But does that mean that I had to be caught up in the middle? You could’ve told me. You. Could. Have. Told. Me. I mean, you could’ve saved me. But you know what? You were just as bad as him. You’re just a big fat fucking liar.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;[pause]<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' I dinna, I did not have the good, as well as information from the ah, from Dan. I, ah, ah, his name tag, I think his name was Dan. I didn’t have that much information…&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' His name is Chris. His name IS Chris.&lt;/font&gt; [pause] &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;God…&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' I’m talking about the guy who, the guy who called him Jeff.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Whatever, well who cares that it’s- You didn’t have to give me those fucking e-mails. Cuz that just made him look bad too. And I don’t think he’s really doing that shit behind my back. I really, really don’t.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' I mean, I’m not, I’m not…&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' I’ve seen him, I’ve had dinner with him, I’ve seen his car, I’ve seen his driver’s license. What the hell dude? What?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' I’m not, I’m not, I’m not putting him down for, uh, I’m not saying that he, ah, that he’s guilty of those things or anything like…&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:'''&lt;/font&gt; [interrupting] &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;Then why would you show them to me? Why would you show me those first before you decided to tell me? You were trying to make him look bad and you know it! So, where does that put you? Where does that put you in this?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' I, Ike, I understand, this puts me in a bad position.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Why would you even do that? Like if you did, if you did want a chance with me, and let’s say I would come around, what… I, I can’t even speak to you! I can’t even speak to you I am so angry.&lt;/font&gt; [sobbing]<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' I, I understand, I understand.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' You don’t even sound like you are upset that I am crying. So what am I supposed to believe?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' I am upset.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' No!&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' I am upset.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' No you’re not!&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Try to remain calm.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' No you’re not!&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' I’m trying to remain calm.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' How am I supposed to be calm? Look what you did!&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' I know, I know. I, I’m very very sorry…&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:'''&lt;/font&gt; [interrupting] &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;You’re just disappointed that I…&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [interrupting] &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;And I would be willing to do anything in the world to make it up to you!&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Well then why did you invite me over first? You’re just disappointed now because I’m definitely not coming. You, I mean, just, you had ulterior motives or else you would’ve told me something first. You fucking told me “Hey, call me. Hey, send me a picture. Hey come visit me.” The first thing you said, the first thing was “Hey come see me.” What? What the hell?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Well, I, I assumed he was going to tell you that anyway. I, I had, I mean…&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' No! No! But you know what? Do you know… what? Rrrrgh! I mean, do you not get that even, let’s say that he is doing all these evil things to you, do you not get that trying to steal a girlfriend is wrong? Did you not get that maybe, maybe I love him? And I mean, ah, I mean you were trying to say you weren’t going to rape me but you’re like “we can go to my room and go straight to love making,” I mean when were you going to tell me? When were you going to tell me? When I came in the door? You think that I wasn’t going to freak out or something? You think I wasn’t going to notice that it, you’re not him?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [sigh]<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' That would be embarrassing for your parents. What? Did you not even think of them?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' I thought of a lot of things but I can’t think of everything at once. I have a mental problem, I’m not as well in the mind sometimes.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' You know what, that’s not a good enough excuse&lt;/font&gt; [Chris starts to interrupt] &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;Hey! No! You let me talk! You let me talk!&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Ok&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' No, that is not a good excuse. That is never a good excuse. You just do not freaking do that. You do not blame shit like that, you, you knew what you were doing and I know you knew what you were doing. You were being a selfish little prick.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Ah… I thought, I’m sorry I came off that impression.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Well what did you think you were going to do?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' I was, I was going… I just wanted to show you the face of truth. I just wanted, I mean, ah, I mean sure I could…&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:'''&lt;/font&gt; [interrupting] &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;I mean I don’t think it’s much of an impression. I think you are like that.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' No. I, I’m serious!&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' You’re sad because he’s cuter&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' I would not, I would not&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' He’s more talented...&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' I would not, I seriously would not&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Would you stop?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' I would not ask you do that.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Excuse me, excuse me. Excuse me.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' I seriously would not’ve asked you to do that.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' You do not speak over me. Especially not after what you’ve done. Especially not after what you’ve done!&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' I understand. I understand you got all the nervous tension from the stress and all this shock and everything.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' No! No, I have nervous tension because you decided to play me. And it has, it has nothing to do with what he did now. It has with what you did. You tried to play me and you let me talk to you like that on the phone knowing that you were, I, I should’ve known. I should’ve known. You, you’re terrible! You are so terrible! What, what did you think was going to happen? That I was going to say “Thank you”? “You’re awesome”? “I love you”? You said you loved me and you not… oh my god! You’re a horrible horrible human being, if you’re even a human being.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [interrupting] &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;I, I’m sorry, I know that I cannot say that I love you. I know, I never, I mean, I never even wanted to say I love you but you forced me to say I loved you. A few times.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' I didn’t force you to do anything! I didn’t force you to do anything. Remember that I thought you were MY Chris.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Part 2==<br /> {{Infobox/Audiofile<br /> | name = Kacey Call 3, Pt. 2<br /> {{#ev:youtube|tv8fvCGC0jg}}<br /> | Stardate = 4 August 2009<br /> | Featuring = [[Solid Chris]]; [[Kacey]]<br /> | Saga = [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] [[Liquid]] Saga<br /> | previous = [[#Part 1|Part 1]]<br /> | next = Finish<br /> }} <br /> <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' I thought you were my Chris. So why wouldn’t he tell me that he loved me?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, yeah, you thought I was Jeff. His name is Jeff.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' No, his name is Chris.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' …egh… take another look at his driver’s license, but, ah seriously though, I had, I mean, I was, I had to uh, let you know I was trying, I mean, I was, I mean I thought I’d give you a chance to get to know me per, on my own personal level.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:'''&lt;/font&gt; [interrupting] &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;Woah, woah, woah, woah. You think I’m still going to get to know you? You, you what?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' No, no I mean…&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' What?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Listen, if I told you right off you woulda thought then “oh, oh my god” a troll got you to his account and that he was the real Chris.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Well then don’t you think you should’ve done that first.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' I’ve been trying to get back my own identity that he stole from me.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Oh, he stole your identity huh? Well maybe if you didn’t post it all over the fucking internet he wouldn’t be able to have it. You ever think of that?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' I mean, all he had, sure. All he needed was Christian Weston Chandler, the Christopher and Ricardo was not optional.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:'''&lt;/font&gt; [interrupting] &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;None of those, none of those, none of those are very, uh, exotic names. You don’t think that he couldn’t have the same name by, you know, uh, coincidence? I mean a lot of people are named Chris.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah I can understand that but still he’s not thee, I mean but I can tell you that he is not the Christian Weston Chandler if that is his real name...&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Ok, he's not you, but you're showing me who Christian Weston Chandler is and he's just a fat fuck who doesn't care about me, who doesn't care about anyone's feelings, I mean... just, and, and what! You were getting me to spy on your own friend! You were getting me to spy on your own friend Kim! And what the hell? You were saying how she might like you or what ever. What about that what happened to, you know what, I'm talking to Kim, what happens if I tell Kim?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> [pause]<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Would you&lt;/font&gt; [stops short]<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [heavy sigh]<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' I don't think she's going to like that.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah...&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Cuz I know I don't.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' I can imagine, yeah, I can just imagine, yeah, she wouldn't like that at all. Even I don't like it.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' I mean, ah, she has a boyfriend too, right? What happens if her boyfriend finds out? Cuz he's going to. He is going to.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [sigh]<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' You're just a big chuck-o-fuck!&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' I have, I have had, I've had, I've had a lot of emotional traumas in my life time, in the past with women. I mean I've even lost some over the internet.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Yeah! I wonder why, I wonder why you have. I mean, if you treat them like this... Yeah, you know what? Now wonder you&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;[a lot of unintelligible arguing over each other occurs here, the most made out is Kacey saying &quot;Don't you talk over me!&quot;]<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' They got killed! They died!&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Yeah, probably cuz they wanted to get away from you!&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' No!&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' But you do not talk over me like that!&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Like Sarah Jackson died in an automobile accident. I'm serious, her sister told me that. Sarah Cassandra McKenzie slash PandaHalo died in a brush fire.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' What? Like I, like I believe anything that you, like I can believe you. Like I can totally believe you. And you know what? You know what? It doesn't even matter, cuz you know what? I don't care. I don't care if he's not the Sonichu creator, I don't care who he is. I love him. And he's been there for me and you will never ever be him. He can at least play guitar, he can at least sing to me, he's been the one with me, you haven't. The fff, the only time I've had with you is you trying to trick me and get me in bed. What the fuck? What the fuck? You even lied to me about going to college.&lt;/font&gt; <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' ...uh, yeah, but...&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' It must be hard to hear, cuz you don't even sound that good.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' I, I, I, uh, I understand and respect your decision. You are welcome to stay with him, but you still you had to know that, uh, still&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:'''&lt;/font&gt; [interrupting] &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;Oh, I'm welcome to stay with him if I get your permission? I get your permission? I get your permission to stay with my own boyfriend? Where? Where are you coming off?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [starting to yell] &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;No. No, I, I, I, I never, I never said that, I never meant it like that.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Yes you did, you just said that I was welcome to, maybe you should choose your words a little better.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Uh, yeah, you're right. I sometimes have a bad choice, sometimes I go melt when choose my own words. I am, I mean, it's a part of my, part of the real life autism is sometimes.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Is this why no girl&lt;/font&gt; [realizes that Chris is blaming his autism] &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;Don't you blame that, don't you blame that! Are you serious? Are you serious? Do you not know how many autistic children I've worked with? And you know, they don't do that. They don't fucking do that. You know what, I don't even think you have autism. I think you have something else. I think you have something that just makes you so... narcissistic that's just so, you're so full of yourself. I mean, that's not autism. What the hell is wrong with you?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Actually yeah, that is a piece of autism.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' No. No its not.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Being socially inept.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' And I guarantell, I can guarantee you that I know more about this shit than you. You know what, prove it. Prove it. Go ahead. Because I don't believe you. You ever ever ever want a chance with me, you need to choo- you need to prove that.&lt;/font&gt; [pause] &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;Because you are not text book case.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, you're right, I am not text book case. I'm uh, definitely uh, not text book case.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Well, I think you need to&lt;/font&gt; [Chris cuts her off]<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Beyond that, uh... yeah, well, I got all the papers here at the home, my father has them in the filing cabinet. It not like, it's not like&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:'''&lt;/font&gt; [interrupting] &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;Fine then, I want to see them. I want to see them. Send them to me like you sent those pictures. Show them in a video. Right now.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Maybe I'll forgive you.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;[pause]<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Uh, I can't do it right now, because, I uh...&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' No, you're going to have to.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' My fath- My father has&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:'''&lt;/font&gt; [talking over Chris] &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;You're going to have to or else I'm going to tell Kim. I'm going to tell Kim.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' My father, my, my father is asleep! An he hanna,&lt;/font&gt; [Chris stops and starts several words here, but keeps talking] &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;and the filing cabinet is locked. And its like he has to go through every single file in the filing cabinet to find the one document.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Well I guess I'm not that important, now am I? And neither is Kim. I think if you could&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [interrupting] &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;Now, now, if, IF! Ah, after he's awake I can ask him if I can see it and then if I...&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:'''&lt;/font&gt; [interrupting] &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;Please, you're 27, you're 27, you can't do it?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' if I can... and then, and then, and then if I, and then after I get it&lt;/font&gt; [Kacey stifles a laugh] &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;I'll, I'll uh, I'll take it, I'll scan it or take a picture of it, I'm not sure I'll be able to scan it because my scanner/copier/printer is out of order.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' You better find a way. You better find a fucking way. Cuz, you're, you're fucking smart, right? I mean, I guess, you fooled me. So...&lt;/font&gt; [scoffs]<br /> &lt;br&gt;[pause]<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' I'm not always so smart.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' No, your behavior is inexcusable and has nothing to do with being smart or stupid. It has to do with being you.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;[pause]<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah. Hmm.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' And you know what? The best part is, you're not going to learn from this are you? You're just going to keep doing this shit to people like poor Kim, or poor Megan or any of this crap.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;[pause]<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [sigh] &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;Actually, for your information, Kim already has a boyfriend and I respect her space very much.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' So, so, so's that makes it better that you want me to spy on her to see if she likes you and all that stuff?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' She, n-no, she can tell you the same, she can tell you the actual kind of person she, uh, learned from me from multiple conversations.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Oh no, I think, I think she's going to know something different. I think she's going to know something different, cuz you're fucking disgusting me and I know you're going to disgust her. This is&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [interrupting] &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;Actually it's not, actually it's not going to surprise her. She's actually pretty much figured this out on her own and we discussed this.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Hey, would you, would you stop insulting me? No, no, seriously, I think that you need to prove it to both of us, because you know what, I'm sick of this. I mean you want, you're going to lean on your autism so much and everything, you need to prove it. You need to fucking prove it to me, and I think you owe after what you put me through for the last couple days. I think you fucking owe me.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;[pause]<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' I'll do, I'll, I'll do anything. I'll, uh, get the paper...&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:'''&lt;/font&gt; [interrupting] &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;You better do it, you better do it.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' I'll get the paper, I'll take, I'll, uh, get, I'll make ends up a picture file and I'll e-mail it to you personally.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' You better. Cuz I swear to God, you, you better not be lying to me. Cuz remember I'm not too far away. And I would be very, very happy to tell the authorities about what you did. Cuz remember, you were still doing identity theft too of him, and you were leading me on. And I mean, I, just, erg, thank God I wasn't there.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' No! He was the one that did identity theft against... Oh, OK yeah&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Fine! Fine, whatever, I was ju-&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Ok, for the... I'm sorry, I take that back...granted, for the past few days I've been pretending to be him, but I never said- I never called myself Jeff. That's his real name though.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' His name is not Jeff, but you know what, the thing is... all you are doing is following the Autism part, and I can tell you’ve done it before. This does not excuse any of this shit. You prove it to me tomorrow.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' You’re right…All right, I’ll prove it to you.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Good, because I mean, this is just ridiculous. I mean... You we- you were hacking and hacking is frowned upon. You are no better than trolls you think troll you.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [deep sigh] &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;Yeah, hmmm... Uh, Y-You know.. all- I&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' No, you don’t have an excuse do you, you don’t have an excuse at all.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' I'm not asking for an excuse. I was going to ask you-&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' No, you are giving me excuses.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' I was going to ask you for a fav- for a...&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' You were going to ask me for a favor?! You want me to give you a favor? after all this?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' STOP! Stop. It-It’s not THAT kind It’s not that kind of favor! Please listen.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:'''&lt;/font&gt; [interrupting] &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;I didn’t say it was that kind of favor-&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' I just want you to talk to this, to this… Christian Weston Chandler in brown stripes... Or Jeff, whatever his name is. I just want you to encourage him-&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:'''&lt;/font&gt; [interrupting] &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;GOD, Just shut the fuck up!&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' -To fess up. He’s not the real original creator&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:'''&lt;/font&gt; [talking over Chris] &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;It doesn’t matter! It doesn’t matter about him. Shut the fuck up!&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' -To give me back my own identity&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Shut up! Seriously, it has nothing to do with him right now. It’s between you and me.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Yes, this is between you and me. But I’m just asking you to encourage him to reveal himself.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' W-Who would want your identity now? Oh My God, When I tell him about this, do you think he’s going to care? Let’s say you are right, do you thinks she’s going to care anymore? You have sullied the name of Christian Weston Chandler and Sonichu. I mean, think about what you did…Forever. For-ev-er.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [stuttering noises]<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Is this the way you want people to remember you?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' No it's not.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Then why did you do it?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' I'm trying to improve myself. I've learned-&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Well you know what? You can start by showing me those documents, that’s how you can start.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Ok. I’ll get the documents and I’ll show them to you.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' You better.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' I will.&lt;/font&gt; [pause] &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;Again, I’m sorry, to have put you through all that.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:'''&lt;/font&gt; [takes a deep breath]<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Take some deep breaths, stay safe…&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' You know what?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Try to keep a happy thought.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Happy thought?!&lt;/font&gt; [chuckle] &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;Fuck you. You’re talking to me about happy thoughts. I mean, you don’t even sound like… GOD, I just can’t do it. I can’t do it. Do it tomorrow. UHG.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;[pause]<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [sigh, then talks in a whisper] &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;I’m sorry.&lt;/font&gt; [pause, sigh] &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;I’ll talk to you later. Stay safe, take care.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> <br /> {{succession|label=[[Kacey_calls|Kacey Phone Calls]]|prevlink=[[Kacey Call 2]]|nextlink=[[Kacey Call 4]]}}<br /> <br /> ==External links==<br /> *[http://www.mediafire.com/?5z2hjddgc2n mp3 of phonecall]<br /> {{FanChats}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Trolling]]<br /> [[Category:Phone calls]]<br /> [[Category: Liquid Saga]]</div>

Shearod https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Kacey_Call_3&diff=139828 2011-05-19T01:19:28Z

<p>Shearod: /* Part 1 */</p> <hr /> <div>In '''Kacey Call 3''', recorded a few hours after the [[Kacey Call 2|previous phone call]], a devastated Kacey confronts [[Ian]] about impersonating her boyfriend [[Liquid Chris|Chris]] over the phone. <br /> <br /> {{quote|I told her the long story about him and me getting access to his account and all that in an e-mail. She called me on my cell later, and I listened to her rant on about portraying me as the bad guy from pretending to be Jeff, yet she CARED for him very much regardless of using a stolen name and identity.}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|I did what I originally set out to do with Kacie, make her aware about her being with the Impostor and NOT the real artist. That was my only design and course with her, since she was that close to Jeff. And I tried to be a friend for her. Oh, well.|Chris, [[Katie Bay E-mails 5]]}}<br /> <br /> ==Part 1==<br /> {{Infobox/Audiofile<br /> | name = Kacey Call 3, Pt. 1<br /> {{#ev:youtube|SQRTwd7Uxjw}}<br /> | Stardate = 4 August 2009<br /> | Featuring = [[Solid Chris]]; [[Kacey]]<br /> | Saga = [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] [[Liquid]] Saga<br /> | previous = First<br /> | next = [[#Part 2|Part 2]]<br /> }} <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Hello?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:'''&lt;/font&gt; [heavy sigh] &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;I can’t believe you did that. Wha-what is wrong with you? I mean, you didn’t, you could’ve just told me something, you didn’t even have to make him look so bad. Just, what the hell?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Kacey. I’m sorry. I was trying to spare your feelings.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' No! No you weren’t! Why couldn’t you just tell me from the start? I mean,&lt;/font&gt; [sobbing] &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;I mean what happens if he did something to me or if, what happens if YOU did something to me? You wanted me to come to YOUR house! And, wha-what were you gonna do? You think I wouldn’t know?&lt;/font&gt; [sigh] <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' I was trying to ease you into it. I’m sorry.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' That’s not how you ease someone into it. Just what were you going to do? Rape me? Or what were you going to do?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' No! No! No. I was only going to show you the true face of the real man.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' But what makes you the real man? Why the fuck would I love you? You tricked me too!&lt;/font&gt;[sobbing] &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;I don’t know, it’s just, I mean, just how could you? You’re just as bad as him.&lt;/font&gt; [sobbing]<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' I know and I understand. I’m sorry.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' No! No you’re not, cuz you’re the one that told me this shit and and… I mean you had so, so many chances, you’re just, it’s fucking me… you were playing with me, you were playing with my heart. I mean, what? So you could get laid out of it? So you could be not a virgin anymore?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' No. No. No, no, I was trying to, ah, I was trying to earn, I was trying to be your friend. I was trying to, uh…&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' How? How is that being my friend? How is that being my friend? Tricking me! I mean, you were pretending to be same person you’re trying to save me from. I mean, why would I want to be your friend, much less your girlfriend? I mean what redeeming qualities do you have that you shown me now?&lt;/font&gt; [sigh] <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' I can’t say off the top of my head, but I would do my best&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:'''&lt;/font&gt; [interrupting] &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;No! Of course you can’t, of course you can’t! You know what? Exactly! This is it exactly! You can’t, you can’t do any of the things he did for me! You can’t play the guitar, you don’t have a job, you aren’t in school, I mean how did you even… I can’t believe you fooled me. I can’t believe that I did that, because even if he tricked me I at least was trying to stay true to him. Look what you did to me. Now, not only that but you made me a cheater!&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;[pause]<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah…&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' You’re. Nothing. Like. Him! How am I just supposed to, I mean you can’t even say anything! And look at what you did! Look what you did!&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' I am looking at what I did. I’m looking and I have done a lot of damage.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' I mean, you think I could go from him to you? I mean, just like that? Just like “oh look, I make Sonichu,” I mean, I just… Like, you know what? Do you even know what’s right and wrong? Even if what he did was wrong he was at least there for me and, and… I just don’t fucking know anymore. Just what were you expecting?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' It’s ok…&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Just what were you expecting me to do, just go “oh, ok”?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Uh, no, no, I was, I wasn’t expecting anything. I was gonna, I mean, I, like you know, I mean, like you know, he told everybody about 14 Branchland Court Ruckersville, VA 22968. Anybody could go to my house…&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' So that means you could be a fat impostor too? So that makes it right? Right?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Oh it does? It does? Did you just say yes to me? Did you just say yes?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' No, no, no, no, no, no. No. No! I, I, I, I’m not even gonna, ah, I, I, ok, yeah, he was talking the address around with a lot of fake documents and a fake drivers license. If he has successfully fooled anyone into actually going to the home address they would’ve found the real me anyway then realized that he was a troll&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:'''&lt;/font&gt; [interrupting] &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;It doesn’t matter, you’ve already put that info on the internet, obviously! Because I’ve went to your pages. And I went to the ED thing. I went to everything. And I mean, you put yourself out there, so you were asking for it. But does that mean that I had to be caught up in the middle? You could’ve told me. You. Could. Have. Told. Me. I mean, you could’ve saved me. But you know what? You were just as bad as him. You’re just a big fat fucking liar.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;[pause]<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' I dinna, I did not have the good, as well as information from the ah, from Dan. I, ah, ah, his name tag, I think his name was Dan. I didn’t have that much information…&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' His name is Chris. His name IS Chris.&lt;/font&gt; [pause] &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;God…&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' I’m talking about the guy who, the guy who called him Jeff.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Whatever, well who cares that it’s- You didn’t have to give me those fucking e-mails. Cuz that just made him look bad too. And I don’t think he’s really doing that shit behind my back. I really, really don’t.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' I mean, I’m not, I’m not…&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' I’ve seen him, I’ve had dinner with him, I’ve seen his car, I’ve seen his driver’s license. What the hell dude? What?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' I’m not, I’m not, I’m not putting him down for, uh, I’m not saying that he, ah, that he’s guilty of those things or anything like…&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:'''&lt;/font&gt; [interrupting] &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;Then why would you show them to me? Why would you show me those first before you decided to tell me? You were trying to make him look bad and you know it! So, where does that put you? Where does that put you in this?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' I, Ike, I understand, this puts me in a bad position.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Why would you even do that? Like if you did, if you did want a chance with me, and let’s say I would come around, what… I, I can’t even speak to you! I can’t even speak to you I am so angry.&lt;/font&gt; [sobbing]<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' I, I understand, I understand.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' You don’t even sound like you are upset that I am crying. So what am I supposed to believe?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' I am upset.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' No!&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' I am upset.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' No you’re not!&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Try to remain calm.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' No you’re not!&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' I’m trying to remain calm.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' How am I supposed to be calm? Look what you did!&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' I know, I know. I, I’m very very sorry…&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:'''&lt;/font&gt; [interrupting] &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;You’re just disappointed that I…&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [interrupting] &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;And I would be willing to do anything in the world to make it up to you!&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Well then why did you invite me over first? You’re just disappointed now because I’m definitely not coming. You, I mean, just, you had ulterior motives or else you would’ve told me something first. You fucking told me “Hey, call me. Hey, send me a picture. Hey come visit me.” The first thing you said, the first thing was “Hey come see me.” What? What the hell?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Well, I, I assumed he was going to tell you that anyway. I, I had, I mean…&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' No! No! But you know what? Do you know… what? Rrrrgh! I mean, do you not get that even, let’s say that he is doing all these evil things to you, do you not get that trying to steal a girlfriend is wrong? Did you not get that maybe, maybe I love him? And I mean, ah, I mean you were trying to say you weren’t going to rape me but you’re like “we can go to my room and go straight to love making,” I mean when were you going to tell me? When were you going to tell me? When I came in the door? You think that I wasn’t going to freak out or something? You think I wasn’t going to notice that it, you’re not him?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [sigh]<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' That would be embarrassing for your parents. What? Did you not even think of them?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' I thought of a lot of things but I can’t think of everything at once. I have a mental problem, I’m not as well in the mind sometimes.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' You know what, that’s not a good enough excuse&lt;/font&gt; [Chris starts to interrupt] &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;Hey! No! You let me talk! You let me talk!&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Ok&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' No, that is not a good excuse. That is never a good excuse. You just do not freaking do that. You do not blame shit like that, you, you knew what you were doing and I know you knew what you were doing. You were being a selfish little prick.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Ah… I thought, I’m sorry I came off that impression.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Well what did you think you were going to do?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' I was, I was going… I just wanted to show you the face of truth. I just wanted, I mean, ah, I mean sure I could…&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:'''&lt;/font&gt; [interrupting] &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;I mean I don’t think it’s much of an impression. I think you are like that.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' No. I, I’m serious!&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' You’re sad because he’s cuter&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' I would not, I would not&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' He’s more talented...&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' I would not, I seriously would not&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Would you stop?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' I would not ask you do that.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Excuse me, excuse me. Excuse me.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' I seriously would not’ve asked you to do that.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' You do not speak over me. Especially not after what you’ve done. Especially not after what you’ve done!&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' I understand. I understand you got all the nervous tension from the stress and all this shock and everything.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' No! No, I have nervous tension because you decided to play me. And it has, it has nothing to do with what he did now. It has with what you did. You tried to play me and you let me talk to you like that on the phone knowing that you were, I, I should’ve known. I should’ve known. You, you’re terrible! You are so terrible! What, what did you think was going to happen? That I was going to say “Thank you”? “You’re awesome”? “I love you”? You said you loved me and you not… oh my god! You’re a horrible horrible human being, if you’re even a human being.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [interrupting] &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;I, I’m sorry, I know that I cannot say that I love you. I know, I never, I mean, I never even wanted to say I love you but you forced me to say I loved you. A few times.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' I didn’t force you to do anything! I didn’t force you to do anything. Remember that I thought you were MY Chris.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Part 2==<br /> {{Infobox/Audiofile<br /> | name = Kacey Call 3, Pt. 2<br /> {{#ev:youtube|tv8fvCGC0jg}}<br /> | Stardate = 4 August 2009<br /> | Featuring = [[Solid Chris]]; [[Kacey]]<br /> | Saga = [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] [[Liquid]] Saga<br /> | previous = [[#Part 1|Part 1]]<br /> | next = Finish<br /> }} <br /> <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' I thought you were my Chris. So why wouldn’t he tell me that he loved me?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, yeah, you thought I was Jeff. His name is Jeff.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' No, his name is Chris.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' …egh… take another look at his driver’s license, but, ah seriously though, I had, I mean, I was, I had to uh, let you know I was trying, I mean, I was, I mean I thought I’d give you a chance to get to know me per, on my own personal level.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:'''&lt;/font&gt; [interrupting] &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;Woah, woah, woah, woah. You think I’m still going to get to know you? You, you what?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' No, no I mean…&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' What?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Listen, if I told you right off you woulda thought then “oh, oh my god” a troll got you to his account and that he was the real Chris.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Well then don’t you think you should’ve done that first.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' I’ve been trying to get back my own identity that he stole from me.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Oh, he stole your identity huh? Well maybe if you didn’t post it all over the fucking internet he wouldn’t be able to have it. You ever think of that?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' I mean, all he had, sure. All he needed was Christian Weston Chandler, the Christopher and Ricardo was not optional.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:'''&lt;/font&gt; [interrupting] &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;None of those, none of those, none of those are very, uh, exotic names. You don’t think that he couldn’t have the same name by, you know, uh, coincidence? I mean a lot of people are named Chris.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah I can understand that but still he’s not thee, I mean but I can tell you that he is not the Christian Weston Chandler if that is his real name...&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Ok, he's not you, but you're showing me who Christian Weston Chandler is and he's just a fat fuck who doesn't care about me, who doesn't care about anyone's feelings, I mean... just, and, and what! You were getting me to spy on your own friend! You were getting me to spy on your own friend Kim! And what the hell? You were saying how she might like you or what ever. What about that what happened to, you know what, I'm talking to Kim, what happens if I tell Kim?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> [pause]<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Would you&lt;/font&gt; [stops short]<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [heavy sigh]<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' I don't think she's going to like that.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah...&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Cuz I know I don't.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' I can imagine, yeah, I can just imagine, yeah, she wouldn't like that at all. Even I don't like it.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' I mean, ah, she has a boyfriend too, right? What happens if her boyfriend finds out? Cuz he's going to. He is going to.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [sigh]<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' You're just a big chuck-o-fuck!&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' I have, I have had, I've had, I've had a lot of emotional traumas in my life time, in the past with women. I mean I've even lost some over the internet.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Yeah! I wonder why, I wonder why you have. I mean, if you treat them like this... Yeah, you know what? Now wonder you&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;[a lot of unintelligible arguing over each other occurs here, the most made out is Kacey saying &quot;Don't you talk over me!&quot;]<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' They got killed! They died!&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Yeah, probably cuz they wanted to get away from you!&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' No!&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' But you do not talk over me like that!&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Like Sarah Jackson died in an automobile accident. I'm serious, her sister told me that. Sarah Cassandra McKenzie slash PandaHalo died in a brush fire.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' What? Like I, like I believe anything that you, like I can believe you. Like I can totally believe you. And you know what? You know what? It doesn't even matter, cuz you know what? I don't care. I don't care if he's not the Sonichu creator, I don't care who he is. I love him. And he's been there for me and you will never ever be him. He can at least play guitar, he can at least sing to me, he's been the one with me, you haven't. The fff, the only time I've had with you is you trying to trick me and get me in bed. What the fuck? What the fuck? You even lied to me about going to college.&lt;/font&gt; <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' ...uh, yeah, but...&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' It must be hard to hear, cuz you don't even sound that good.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' I, I, I, uh, I understand and respect your decision. You are welcome to stay with him, but you still you had to know that, uh, still&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:'''&lt;/font&gt; [interrupting] &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;Oh, I'm welcome to stay with him if I get your permission? I get your permission? I get your permission to stay with my own boyfriend? Where? Where are you coming off?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [starting to yell] &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;No. No, I, I, I, I never, I never said that, I never meant it like that.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Yes you did, you just said that I was welcome to, maybe you should choose your words a little better.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Uh, yeah, you're right. I sometimes have a bad choice, sometimes I go melt when choose my own words. I am, I mean, it's a part of my, part of the real life autism is sometimes.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Is this why no girl&lt;/font&gt; [realizes that Chris is blaming his autism] &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;Don't you blame that, don't you blame that! Are you serious? Are you serious? Do you not know how many autistic children I've worked with? And you know, they don't do that. They don't fucking do that. You know what, I don't even think you have autism. I think you have something else. I think you have something that just makes you so... narcissistic that's just so, you're so full of yourself. I mean, that's not autism. What the hell is wrong with you?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Actually yeah, that is a piece of autism.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' No. No its not.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Being socially inept.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' And I guarantell, I can guarantee you that I know more about this shit than you. You know what, prove it. Prove it. Go ahead. Because I don't believe you. You ever ever ever want a chance with me, you need to choo- you need to prove that.&lt;/font&gt; [pause] &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;Because you are not text book case.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, you're right, I am not text book case. I'm uh, defiantly uh, not text book case.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Well, I think you need to&lt;/font&gt; [Chris cuts her off]<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Beyond that, uh... yeah, well, I got all the papers here at the home, my father has them in the filing cabinet. It not like, it's not like&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:'''&lt;/font&gt; [interrupting] &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;Fine then, I want to see them. I want to see them. Send them to me like you sent those pictures. Show them in a video. Right now.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Maybe I'll forgive you.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;[pause]<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Uh, I can't do it right now, because, I uh...&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' No, you're going to have to.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' My fath- My father has&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:'''&lt;/font&gt; [talking over Chris] &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;You're going to have to or else I'm going to tell Kim. I'm going to tell Kim.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' My father, my, my father is asleep! An he hanna,&lt;/font&gt; [Chris stops and starts several words here, but keeps talking] &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;and the filing cabinet is locked. And its like he has to go through every single file in the filing cabinet to find the one document.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Well I guess I'm not that important, now am I? And neither is Kim. I think if you could&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [interrupting] &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;Now, now, if, IF! Ah, after he's awake I can ask him if I can see it and then if I...&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:'''&lt;/font&gt; [interrupting] &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;Please, you're 27, you're 27, you can't do it?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' if I can... and then, and then, and then if I, and then after I get it&lt;/font&gt; [Kacey stifles a laugh] &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;I'll, I'll uh, I'll take it, I'll scan it or take a picture of it, I'm not sure I'll be able to scan it because my scanner/copier/printer is out of order.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' You better find a way. You better find a fucking way. Cuz, you're, you're fucking smart, right? I mean, I guess, you fooled me. So...&lt;/font&gt; [scoffs]<br /> &lt;br&gt;[pause]<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' I'm not always so smart.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' No, your behavior is inexcusable and has nothing to do with being smart or stupid. It has to do with being you.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;[pause]<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah. Hmm.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' And you know what? The best part is, you're not going to learn from this are you? You're just going to keep doing this shit to people like poor Kim, or poor Megan or any of this crap.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;[pause]<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [sigh] &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;Actually, for your information, Kim already has a boyfriend and I respect her space very much.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' So, so, so's that makes it better that you want me to spy on her to see if she likes you and all that stuff?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' She, n-no, she can tell you the same, she can tell you the actual kind of person she, uh, learned from me from multiple conversations.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Oh no, I think, I think she's going to know something different. I think she's going to know something different, cuz you're fucking disgusting me and I know you're going to disgust her. This is&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [interrupting] &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;Actually it's not, actually it's not going to surprise her. She's actually pretty much figured this out on her own and we discussed this.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Hey, would you, would you stop insulting me? No, no, seriously, I think that you need to prove it to both of us, because you know what, I'm sick of this. I mean you want, you're going to lean on your autism so much and everything, you need to prove it. You need to fucking prove it to me, and I think you owe after what you put me through for the last couple days. I think you fucking owe me.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;[pause]<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' I'll do, I'll, I'll do anything. I'll, uh, get the paper...&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:'''&lt;/font&gt; [interrupting] &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;You better do it, you better do it.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' I'll get the paper, I'll take, I'll, uh, get, I'll make ends up a picture file and I'll e-mail it to you personally.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' You better. Cuz I swear to God, you, you better not be lying to me. Cuz remember I'm not too far away. And I would be very, very happy to tell the authorities about what you did. Cuz remember, you were still doing identity theft too of him, and you were leading me on. And I mean, I, just, erg, thank God I wasn't there.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' No! He was the one that did identity theft against... Oh, OK yeah&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Fine! Fine, whatever, I was ju-&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Ok, for the... I'm sorry, I take that back...granted, for the past few days I've been pretending to be him, but I never said- I never called myself Jeff. That's his real name though.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' His name is not Jeff, but you know what, the thing is... all you are doing is following the Autism part, and I can tell you’ve done it before. This does not excuse any of this shit. You prove it to me tomorrow.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' You’re right…All right, I’ll prove it to you.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Good, because I mean, this is just ridiculous. I mean... You we- you were hacking and hacking is frowned upon. You are no better than trolls you think troll you.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [deep sigh] &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;Yeah, hmmm... Uh, Y-You know.. all- I&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' No, you don’t have an excuse do you, you don’t have an excuse at all.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' I'm not asking for an excuse. I was going to ask you-&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' No, you are giving me excuses.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' I was going to ask you for a fav- for a...&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' You were going to ask me for a favor?! You want me to give you a favor? after all this?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' STOP! Stop. It-It’s not THAT kind It’s not that kind of favor! Please listen.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:'''&lt;/font&gt; [interrupting] &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;I didn’t say it was that kind of favor-&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' I just want you to talk to this, to this… Christian Weston Chandler in brown stripes... Or Jeff, whatever his name is. I just want you to encourage him-&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:'''&lt;/font&gt; [interrupting] &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;GOD, Just shut the fuck up!&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' -To fess up. He’s not the real original creator&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:'''&lt;/font&gt; [talking over Chris] &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;It doesn’t matter! It doesn’t matter about him. Shut the fuck up!&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' -To give me back my own identity&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Shut up! Seriously, it has nothing to do with him right now. It’s between you and me.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Yes, this is between you and me. But I’m just asking you to encourage him to reveal himself.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' W-Who would want your identity now? Oh My God, When I tell him about this, do you think he’s going to care? Let’s say you are right, do you thinks she’s going to care anymore? You have sullied the name of Christian Weston Chandler and Sonichu. I mean, think about what you did…Forever. For-ev-er.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [stuttering noises]<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Is this the way you want people to remember you?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' No it's not.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Then why did you do it?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' I'm trying to improve myself. I've learned-&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Well you know what? You can start by showing me those documents, that’s how you can start.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Ok. I’ll get the documents and I’ll show them to you.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' You better.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' I will.&lt;/font&gt; [pause] &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;Again, I’m sorry, to have put you through all that.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:'''&lt;/font&gt; [takes a deep breath]<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Take some deep breaths, stay safe…&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' You know what?&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:''' Try to keep a happy thought.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Kacey:''' Happy thought?!&lt;/font&gt; [chuckle] &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;Fuck you. You’re talking to me about happy thoughts. I mean, you don’t even sound like… GOD, I just can’t do it. I can’t do it. Do it tomorrow. UHG.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;[pause]<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [sigh, then talks in a whisper] &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;I’m sorry.&lt;/font&gt; [pause, sigh] &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;I’ll talk to you later. Stay safe, take care.&lt;/font&gt;<br /> <br /> {{succession|label=[[Kacey_calls|Kacey Phone Calls]]|prevlink=[[Kacey Call 2]]|nextlink=[[Kacey Call 4]]}}<br /> <br /> ==External links==<br /> *[http://www.mediafire.com/?5z2hjddgc2n mp3 of phonecall]<br /> {{FanChats}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Trolling]]<br /> [[Category:Phone calls]]<br /> [[Category: Liquid Saga]]</div>

Shearod https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Homos&diff=139672 2011-05-15T13:40:20Z

<p>Shearod: /* Fear of being a homo */</p> <hr /> <div>{{quote|Homo males are objectionable, VERY objectionable (I hate them!)|[[CWC Update 30 January 2009]]}}<br /> <br /> '''Homos''' is the pejorative term by which [[Christian Weston Chandler]] refers to '''homosexual people''' almost exclusively.<br /> <br /> From the very beginning of his [[Internet]] fame in [[2007]], his extreme opposition to homosexuality and his neurotic, obsessive demand that everyone [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|&quot;STAY STRAIGHT&quot;]] have been one of his most noted and exploited aspects.<br /> <br /> ==Fear of being a homo==<br /> [[Image:0067-Christian&amp;Barbie.jpg|thumb|left|Chris tried to stay straight from an early age, by posing with Barbie.]]<br /> [[Image:CWC new novel.png|thumb|A glimpse into the future?]]<br /> [[Image:What Chris thinks he looks like.png|thumb|Chris shows his [[Rainbow|true colors]].]]<br /> <br /> {{quote|&quot;Yes, I am a homophobe; I fear them all, and I fear the tormenting temptations of falling off the straight path. But then I mentally, sometimes from a DVD (and if you'll pardon the expression), shove some pussy in my face. I tell you what, if I ever stoop down to changing my path, I might as well would get a [[Tomgirl|gender change operation]].&quot;|Chris &lt;ref&gt;E-mail to Megan, &quot;I'm sorry... *[[sigh]]*:; Date: Sat, 20 Oct 2007 3:10 pm&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> Chris's homophobia is just that: he is literally afraid of homosexuality and of anything that could conceivably cause a straight person to be &quot;leered off the straight path.&quot; His terror is such that he can barely bring himself to even utter the word &quot;gay&quot; or any other term concerning gay people, except of course for &quot;homo&quot;. He has said that he cannot even look at a picture of a [[pickle|penis]] without being &quot;freaked out&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[[CWC's Second Message]]&lt;/ref&gt; and he has cited [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|several techniques]] he believes are necessary to maintain his sexual attraction to women.&lt;ref name=&quot;ReferenceA&quot;&gt;[[Mailbag 3#Hypnotize away the gay|Mailbag #3]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;[[Mailbag 3#Sexy posters|Mailbag #3]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;[[Mailbag 4#Dissolving homoerotic thoughts in stomach acid|Mailbag #4]]&lt;/ref&gt; <br /> <br /> Chris is also convinced that chances of homosexuality are raised as a direct result of not engaging in heterosexual intercourse before maturation,&lt;ref&gt;http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php/Dating_Education&lt;/ref&gt; his [[Dating Education]] classes naturally being the reasonable solution to preventing people from becoming homos. He continues to attempt to wildly assert his straightness (and fail at it), using stuff like the [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail]] to objects as strange and totemic as his [[Optimus Prime]] toy.<br /> <br /> ==Hatred of homos==<br /> Chris's animosity towards gay people seems to result primarily from his fear of them and their supposed ability/desire to make him gay. He has often characterized the [[trolls]] as homos, which is either a basic ''ad hominem'' attack or a sincere belief that anyone who draws penises on [[Rosechu]] must be gay.<br /> <br /> Notably, in [[IRC (02 January 2009)|an IRC chat]] from 2 [[January 2009]], Chris made this statement:<br /> <br /> {{quote|if I could have it my way, I'd make it illegal and forbidden to have homo Men; women are safe. Also, I would have the secondary definition of the word &quot;gay&quot;, being Homosexual, REMOVED from the word in the dictionaries, and all instinctions [sic] and sayings of the word will ONLY LEGALLY be used to mean HAPPY, as it was originally intended among songs like &quot;[[Wikipedia:Deck the Halls|Deck the Halls]]&quot;|Chris, 2 January 2009, 11:59}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:Bionic2.jpg|thumb|Chris projects his repressed homosexuality onto [[Bionic|one of his own abominations]].]]<br /> <br /> He added that gay men should be incarcerated in prisons with female offenders and be provided with access to prostitutes, arguing that they would come out &quot;reprogrammed&quot; into healthy, law-abiding heterosexuals.<br /> <br /> On [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 18th, 2009|February 18, 2009]], Chris issued a retraction of his previous homophobic remarks and declared that he respects &quot;the gay people&quot; like he respects his [[gal pals]] and his [[sweethearts]]. However, this was mostly done at the insistence of [[Julie]]; by [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 10th, 2009|10 March 2009]] Chris was reciting verses from the Bible to justify his position against homos.<br /> <br /> In Chris's ''Carrie'' ripoff, &quot;[[The High School Story]]&quot;, Chris's Mary Sue character, Terrah LeAnne Yowman, is called a lesbian by kids at her high school, because she hangs around with guys all the time.<br /> <br /> {{quote|She felt angry when she heard &quot;Lesbian&quot;; when called that, she would leave the bully an intimidating [[The Creepy Stare|glare]] with a purple glow from her green eyes. Then soon after, a [[Christian Weston Chandler|Strong, Straight Homophobe]] would attack that bully with [[Chris and religion|No Mercy]]; beat the crap out of that person.|&quot;[[The High School Story]]&quot;}}<br /> <br /> On 14 [[June 2009]], he created a video called ''[[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There]]'', which in the Chris-chan tradition of ruining everything you ever loved is a homophobic version of [[Wikipedia:Uncle Ruckus|Uncle Ruckus]]'s song &quot;Don't Trust Them New Niggas Over There&quot; from [[Wikipedia:The Garden Party|the pilot episode]] of ''[[Wikipedia:The Boondocks|The Boondocks]]''.<br /> <br /> Later on in the day, he published an apology for the video called ''[[I'm Sorry, Dude]]'', and insisted that he likes gays who &quot;ac— ...accomplish other things, like [[Wikipedia:Stephen Fry|Stephen Fry]], who was a homosexual, but y'know he did a good job being a narrator on ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]''.&quot; This quote, of course, displays Chris's ignorance, as Stephen Fry is also a famous actor, comedian, writer, narrator (on things other than ''LBP''), and author of some extremely witty and charming blogs that have a large Internet following, as well as being an advocate for gay rights. This apology was only posted for the sake of his [[gal pal]] Kim's boyfriend, whose gay brother apparently lost both his arms in Iraq.<br /> <br /> Curiously, Chris goes out of his way to state that the children of Sonichu and Rosechu are watched over by [[Heather Iglesias]], whom he characterizes as &quot;a pretty, trustworthy, good natured Spanish Lesbian.&quot;&lt;ref name=&quot;Cwcipedia: Sonichu&quot;&gt;[[Cwcipedia]]: &quot;Sonichu&quot;&lt;/ref&gt; He further mentions that Heather keeps her sexuality a secret from the kids at the request of Sonichu himself.&lt;ref name=&quot;Cwcipedia: Sonichu&quot;/&gt; It is unknown why Chris mentions this, given that he has vacillated wildly in the past in his feelings on lesbianism, sometimes [[Mumble 1|coming out in support]] and other times [[CWC &quot;Boyfriend&quot;|condemning it]], or why the character is both Hispanic and a lesbian.<br /> <br /> Chris occasionally tries to say he respects homosexuals for who they are. However, he repeatedly betrays his intolerance of different lifestyles, often within the same statement.<br /> <br /> {{quote|&quot;I personally respect the individual people as fellow human beings, and I am cool with associating with them as acquaintances and friends, but Please Do Not Wave Around what you do behind closed doors around me; NOBODY CARES TO KNOW; I PERSONALLY DO NOT CARE TO KNOW. Even within my imagination, I Do Not Care to even have the pictures Randomly Pop up in my head.&quot;|Chris &lt;ref&gt;http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php/Homosexuality&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> Because it's OK for him to wave around his degenerate sexuality and showcase real life pictures of his disgusting activities, but God forbid a well-adjusted male adult mention they love other men.<br /> <br /> On 8 July 2009, Chris left a comment on a PSN News Post in reference to a Unity avatar.&lt;ref&gt;http://blog.us.playstation.com/2009/07/08/attention-fighting-fans-prove-youre-the-best-around/#comment-241496&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Hey, the Street Fighter Tourney is good news, but I have a concern about the person who left the message.<br /> <br /> His Avitar…<br /> <br /> If that icon is WHAT I THINK IT IS, I AM OFFENDED; please change your Avitar, dude.}}<br /> <br /> On [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 26, 2009|July 26, 2009]], Chris goes so far as to call &quot;gay&quot; a synonym for &quot;stupid.&quot;<br /> <br /> In the [[Mailbag]] section of the [[CWCipedia]], Chris describes at length his idea for his comic self to travel to the future, where scientists have successfully isolated the &quot;homo gene&quot; (an idea stolen from [[Wikipedia:Family Gay|this episode of]] ''[[Family Guy]]''). They have not, however, isolated the &quot;straight gene&quot;, and are only able to when Chris donates his own blood (Chris has once remarked that [[Honor roll|homosexuality could be cured by injecting blood from straight men into homosexuals]], or by imprisoning gays in [[Rape|co-ed prisons]]). This storyline finally came to light in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], Chris amended this plan to not only bring back a couple of syringes, but also enough of the &quot;cure&quot; to turn every gay person on Earth straight. <br /> <br /> [[Jack Thaddeus]] purchased advertisement space on the [[CWCipedia]] to put up two ads on the site. One of them was an ad featuring Peter Griffin of ''[[Family Guy]]'', pointing out that he and his creator, Seth MacFarlane, were supportive of gay rights. In retaliation, Chris blew his stack, [[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence|stating]]:<br /> <br /> {{quote|I understand you getting paid to run ads in that box on the Cwcipedia. I feel okay with [[Vivian]]'s [[Audiobooks]], BUT I feel OFFENDED with the Mexico Contest and Gay-Rights Ads. The Pickle on the Mexico ad reminds me of a terrible time in my past with Pickle-Suited TROLLS, and '''I AM AGAINST HOMOSEXUAL LIFESTYLES and FOR STRAIGHT HETEROSEXUALITY.'''<br /> <br /> Please Remove, or Change the Images of, THE TWO ADS.<br /> <br /> And in the future, if you plan on adding more advertisements, INCLUDING the associated images, Please run them by me in a message for my personal Approval BEFORE you start running the ads.<br /> <br /> Thank you.|Chris&lt;ref&gt;http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=User_talk:WikiSysop#The_New_Ad-Links&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> In a [[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call|phone call]] with [[Jack Thaddeus]], Chris stated that he assumed that a friend of Jack's was gay when he heard that he had AIDS.<br /> <br /> On Christmas Day, [[2009]], the Sysop at the CWCipedia added a Twitter onto the webpage. Two days later, Chris saw this and flew into a tizzy, wanting the Twitter off as he didn't want any &quot;homo trolls&quot; talking behind his back.<br /> <br /> Around New Year [[2010]], Chris replaced Jack Thaddeus's gay-friendly ads with ads for [[wikipedia:Love In Action|Love In Action]] (an &quot;ex-gay&quot; ministry), ProtectMarriage.com (a site promoting [[wikipedia:California Proposition 8 (2008)|Proposition 8]]), and a site that calls for a boycott on Pepsi due to their gay-friendliness. In another ad, he also suggested that [[wikipedia:Avatar (2009 film)|''Avatar'']] was a ''totally'' straight film. To sum it up: Ex-gay campaigns, Proposition 8 and ridiculous consumer boycotts - in one fell swoop, Chris managed to put in three big things that do ''not'' win himself any gay friends whatsoever and prove all of his previous &quot;respect&quot; for gays is nothing but idle words.<br /> <br /> On 5 [[January 2010]], Chris responded to a [[Mailbag]] letter addressing the homosexual subject. In the answer, Chris stated that [[Magi-Chan]] keeps a constant psychic-surveillance to ensure that there are no homos in CWCville. When evidence of homosexuality was found in a couple, the people involved would be arrested and fined heavily.<br /> <br /> Then, on 7 January, when answering the question of how he began hating the gay population, we got this interesting insight...<br /> <br /> {{quote|I estimate that I started hating them about Summer, [[2003]] just after I started my Sweetheart Search, where I received the response from one woman, &quot;Ooh, I'm sorry, I am a Lesbian.&quot; That, combined with my PAST dislike of MEN in general AND the later pictured images of such acts led me to DISGUST AND HATRED FOR THE HOMOSEXUALS. Plus ALL of the Homos within the Trolls AND all Homosexual Fans with their WRONGFUL Quoting of MY comics and characters in THEIR PAPERS and ESSAYS promoting homosexuality, and EVEN WORSE a Sonichu BALLOON in one of their God DAMED Pride Parades!!! ALL OF THESE FACTORS have ONLY made my view of the Homosexual Males WORSE!|[[Common Questions#Answered 07 January 2010|Chris, before finally stating (for the umpteenth time) that Sonichu is straight.]]}}<br /> <br /> Not only is this ironic, considering his current views on lesbianism, but it adds another interesting aspect to his hatred: Chris's frustration with homos is influenced by him being childish and whiny about not getting his way, just because ''one'' woman turned him down. We wouldn't expect anything different from him.<br /> <br /> On 12 January, Chris appeared to soften his stance, saying that &quot;Firstly, I am decreeing that homosexuals will have equal relationship rights within [[Cwcville]], yet gay marriage is still Illegal and Wrong. And [[Magi-Chan]] will stay out of those people's heads under my request.&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[[CWC Blog#12 January 2010]]&lt;/ref&gt; Of course, it's not clear how gays can have &quot;equal relationship rights&quot; if they can't marry, but Chris tends to be pretty weak on logic.<br /> <br /> On 30 [[January 2010]], Chris voiced his opinion about the ban on homosexuals serving openly in the American military. He is for the lifting of the ban so that &quot;[[Mailbag 49#Chris loves his country|the homos can go die in explosions]].&quot;<br /> <br /> On 15 [[August 2010]], [[Bob]] showed the same kind of hatred and prejudice as his son does for &quot;DA HOMOS&quot;. In the [[Matthew Noble call]], Bob said that he believed that a few homosexual kids were working alongside [[Michael Snyder|Mike]] and [[Megan]] to get Chris banned from The GAMe PLACe.<br /> <br /> ==Why Chris appears to be gay==<br /> <br /> [[Image:564Homos.jpg|thumb|left|At least Chris doesn't [[fail]] at cataloging pictures. [[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Homosexuality No, it's not a shoop.]]]]<br /> <br /> [[Image:CWCMonica.jpg|thumb|Oh lawd, is dat some lipstick on Chris?]]<br /> <br /> {{quote|First off, should such images [of men's asses] enter your mind at random, just stop yourself. I have had this problem too. I would take all such images when they enter my mind and just delete them; I imagine, in my mind, rolling them all into a ball, shrinking it down, and tossing them into a garbage can that links to my Stomach through a direct bodily vein. I imagine the feeling of it falling through the vein and making its splash landing into the stomach acid and dissolving; gone forever.|[[Mailbag 4|Mailbag #4]] - Chris admitting he's had homoerotic fantasies.}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:RainbowChris.jpg|thumb|Fun Fact: [[Rainbow]] colors are the internationally recognized colors for the gay pride movement.]]<br /> [[Image:Sonichuballs.jpg|thumb|For someone who claims to be straight, Chris sure does love talking about BALLS. Also, balls are touching.]]<br /> [[Image:0430-ChristianWTallStack2.jpg|thumb|That's one [[pickle|phallic]] [[Lego]] tower you're building there, Chris.]]<br /> [[Image:Chris-Straw.jpg|thumb|Why do I get the feeling he wants to suck a [[duck]]?]]<br /> <br /> Ironically, the harder Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 12th, 2009|tries to convince people]] he's straight, the more gay he appears. He has absolutely no awareness that an uptight, milquetoast, colorfully-dressed, squeaky-voiced man saying &quot;I am straight! I have a subscription to ''Playboy''!&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[[CWC Update 18 January 2009]]&lt;/ref&gt; every five minutes looks like he has something he's trying to hide. Furthermore, the more we learn about Chris, the more gay he really appears to be.<br /> <br /> * Christian has stated that if he were unable to stay straight he would undergo sex reassignment surgery; he would rather be female than gay. It should be noted that straight men never, ever, put this much thought into this hypothetical dilemma.&lt;ref&gt;[[Mumble 1]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> * He collects [[My Little Pony]] figures well into early adulthood.<br /> * For a straight man, he sure does [[Semen#Transcript|consume a lot of semen]]. Likewise, the idea of [[Kacey Phone Call|licking his own ejaculate]] off one of his gal-pals sexually arouses him.<br /> * Like many gay men, most of his [[gal-pal|&quot;friends&quot;]] were female and he never slept with any of them.<br /> * In a [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3|PSN Chat with Julie]], Chris admitted that he randomly has images of penises (his own and others he's seen in porn) pop into his head. He also claims to hear voices in his head that say &quot;Christian is gay.&quot; Unless Chris is having ''very specific'' auditory hallucinations, it's likely he has homoerotic daydreams and freaks out about it. In the same chat he sounded ''delighted'' describing the first time he saw semen in a porno movie as a teenager.<br /> * He owns, or at least has owned, anal beads and a vibrator, and he is on record as having experimented with putting both toys in his anus. In a chat during the [[Vanessa Saga]] on 16 [[April 2009]], he claimed that he no longer shoved things up his ass, except for &quot;a narrow jet of water from my adjustable shower-head on a hose.&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[[Vanessa IRC Chat 3|Vanessa IRC Chat III]]&lt;/ref&gt; Although it is quite possible to stick things up your butt and still be straight, people who are terrified of being turned gay generally do not do this.<br /> * Chris said that he would put something up his ass for [[Ivy]] &quot;in a heartbeat,&quot; including a large fake dick, and would let her fuck him with a strap-on.&lt;ref&gt;[[Vanessa IRC Chat 7|Vanessa IRC Chat VII]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> * Chris said that he might let a gay guy fuck him if Ivy wanted that.&lt;ref&gt;[[Vanessa IRC Chat 9|Vanessa IRC Chat IX]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> * Christian argues that the vibrator and anal beads were sent to him as a gift with an order of straight pornography; he did not ask for them or pay for them. However, according to [[List of Chris's Adam &amp; Eve purchases|the receipts]] that were uncovered by trolls, Chris specifically asked for the anal beads as the gift.<br /> * Chris kept the vibrator around for months.<br /> * In the [[Chris Sex Logs]], Chris shows off a dildo to [[PandaHalo]]. He immediately suggests the phallic sex toy is something that [[Sex_Logs#This_is_my_dildo|goes up your butt]], and then immediately denies it's been up his butt. He also says having a dildo in your butt &quot;will feel good.&quot;<br /> * On [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 5th, 2009|5 February 2009]] Chris posted two videos stating that he was coming out of the closet as a gay man. He later issued a retraction which was far less persuasive.<br /> * When negotiating for the safe return of his PSN account from [[Max]], Chris was given the choice of burning his [[medallion]] or shoving it up his ass. Chris immediately chose to shove it up his ass.<br /> * Chris thought a straight woman would be turned on by a [[nudes|closeup picture of his anus]].<br /> * He wears a pink [[Belt Buckle of Fail|belt buckle]].<br /> * He owns a set of [[Anime Wings|anime wings]] which are basically hair clips. And hair clips are for women.<br /> * His best man at [[CWC's &quot;It's All Coming Back To Me&quot;|his wedding]] is [[Sarah Hammer]] in drag.<br /> * He sang &quot;I Love the Nightlife&quot; on his [[Chris's Big Night Out|visit to a local bar/restaurant]], which is popular at gay clubs and drag revues.<br /> * [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (album)|''Christian and the Hedgehog Boys'']] features two covers of the [[Wikipedia:Backstreet Boys|Backstreet Boys]], one cover of a [[Britney Spears]] song, and one cover of a [[Wikipedia:Ricky Martin|Ricky Martin]] song. This music was popular among thirteen-year-old girls when it was new and is popular among the gay community today.<br /> * [[muscle bra|He wears a bra.]] In fairness, he uses it to [[Fridays After Five|try to attract women]].<br /> * He [[Clyde is Weaker than Water|implores men to wear bras]] because looking at shirtless men makes Chris uncomfortable,&lt;ref&gt;[[Mailbag 55#On brassieres|Mailbag 55]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;[[Mailbag 55#Draconian_fun.21|Mailbag #55]]&lt;/ref&gt; possibly arousing latent homosexual urges.<br /> * When you look up &quot;Homosexuality&quot; in Chris's [[CWCipedia|own web encyclopedia]], you ''literally'' see his own portrait (as shown on the screencap at the top of this section).<br /> * In the [[PS3 History Level]] video, he showed that he actually owns a copy of [[Wikipedia:Sex and the City (film)|''Sex and the City'']] (the film) when he showcased his then current collection of [[PS3]] games and movies.<br /> * In his response to a letter in [[Mailbag 4]] about &quot;impure&quot; homoerotic thoughts, Chris confesses that he &quot;[has] had this problem too,&quot; and has to resort to deleting them through a curious process that involves dropping the thoughts into his stomach acid, lest the gay gene take its toll.<br /> * Chris reacts to [[Alec Benson Leary]]'s ''[[Asperchu]]'' comics by giving the all the characters a free makeover.<br /> * In [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], Chris donates some of his &quot;straight blood&quot; to doctors in the future so that they could make a vaccine against homosexuality. Vaccines are made from people who have the virus being fought.<br /> * One of Chris's ''[[ModNation Racers]]'' vehicles is called &quot;A Man's Toy&quot;, which is a light blue carriage with [[rainbow]] lollipop wheels and a message that says &quot;Tea parties are good and nice&quot; on the rear end of the carriage.&lt;ref&gt;http://community.modnation.com/en-us/players/Sonichu/creations/1296110&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> * In the guise of his trollsona [[JenkinsJinkies]], Chris used [[Trollin' Train]] to go into far more detail than was necessary about a supposed homosexual encounter, describing various acts with a relish out of place for someone who claims to be disgusted by the mere thought of a penis.<br /> * He [[Tomgirl|voluntarily dressed up as a woman]] and went out in public. While not all cross-dressers are homosexuals, men who are afraid of being seen as a homosexual generally do not take a disturbing amount of pride in cross-dressing in public.<br /> <br /> ==Defenses against becoming homo==<br /> [[Image:CWCIsSTRAIGHT.jpg|thumb|According to Chris, heterosexuals defend their sexuality by taping index cards indicating their straightness to their shoes (while stomping on [[vibrator]]s). Srsly.]]<br /> It's hard work for a warrior of true love and honesty to stay straight. Luckily, Chris has a [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|Sailor Moon poster]] which he stares at everyday to stave off temptations of homosexuality. <br /> <br /> Chris also subscribes to ''[[Wikipedia:Playboy|Playboy]]'' to help keep himself straight. You can tell he's straight because when he's explaining what he finds attractive in women it only takes five seconds for him to get around to boobies and [[China|vaginas]].<br /> <br /> When homosexual (or potentially homosexual) [[trolls|fans]] sent Chris questions on the [[CWCipedia]] asking for tips to STAY STRAIGHT, Chris tends to offer what essentially amounts to self-brainwashing. Some of his ideas include thinking of naked women and how awesome they are, and imagining being struck by painful lightning whenever a homosexual thought occurs with an extremely severe and disproportionate punishment.&lt;ref name=&quot;ReferenceA&quot;/&gt; He also clarifies that one need not buy their own poster of fail; any poster featuring attractive women (preferably in bikinis and looking sexy) will do the trick.<br /> <br /> To prevent future homos, he also encourages women to not drink, smoke, or be physically abused while pregnant because he believes this could cause the baby to be born homosexual.&lt;ref&gt;[[Mailbag 5#Daniel Tammet/Punching your baby will make it gay|Mailbag #5]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> In ''[[Kill De Jack]]'', Chris reveals another one of his defenses against becoming a homo: he covers a section of his &quot;[[CWC-ism|computer]]&quot; (we can assume that he means &quot;computer screen&quot;) with a piece of paper so that he can browse [[CWCipedia]] without looking at [[Jack Thaddeus]]'s ads featuring pictures of homosexual men.<br /> <br /> It seems that the centerfold poster of [[The_Simpsons#Marge_Poster|Marge's ''Playboy'' magazine]] has become one of Chris's many defenses against becoming a homo. The fact that she's married has [[kacey|no bearing on Chris's desires]].<br /> <br /> {{quote|But I say, anyone who even looks at a woman with lust in his eye has already committed adultery with her in his heart.|-Matthew 28, [[Chris and religion|something Chris has probably never read, nor wouldn't care to read.]]}}<br /> <br /> ==Chris on his alleged homosexuality==<br /> <br /> [[Image:CWCRockin4Way.jpg|thumb|&quot;If I was a homosexual or anything like that, would I not be [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 10th, 2009|having sex with THREE WOMEN?&quot;]]]]<br /> <br /> * &quot;I AM STRAIGHT, DAMN IT! I WILL NOT BE VEERED INTO ANY OTHER DISGUSTINGLY GROTESQUE DIRECTION!!!!!&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[[Masturbating and squirtin']]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> * &quot;I'M STRAIGHT! I'M STRAIGHT! '''YOU'RE THE HOMOS!''' EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU!&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2008]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> * &quot;I'm straight, don't doubt me!&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[[PS3 History Level]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> * &quot;Listen, as hard as you fucking can, I CAME OUT OF MY AUTISTIC [[Chris Comes Out of the Closet|CLOSET]] AS A STRAIGHT MAN, and NOTHING ELSE. SO YOU IMMATURE JERKS CAN JUST FUCK OFF.&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[[IRC (20 January 2009)]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> * &quot;Yep, you heard me. I am...a [[gaybian|gaaaaaaaaay...bian]].&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[[Captain's Log, Stardate February 5th, 2009#Transcript of the First Video]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> * &quot;Anyway the, uh- anyway so, to get to the point...fine. I'm guhh. I'm gaaaay. I'm gaay. I said it...OK. Yep. So...did I really come out of the closet there? That just depends on y'all- how y'all understand it.&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[[Captain's Log, Stardate February 5th, 2009#Transcript of the Second Video]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> * &quot;And look at me. Do I look like- [*shakes head in disagreement*] '''No more of those stupid acquisition messages!''' Get it through your fucking, individual, damn, dirty SKULLS! '''I. Am. STRAIGHT!'''&quot;&lt;ref&gt;''[[I Am The TRUE, Original Christopher Christian Weston Chandler; No Ifs, Ands or Buts]]''&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Curiously, in his own [[A Public Announcement for Congress|campaign ad]], Chris announced a promise of &quot;gay marriage ability for every state within the United Nations.&quot; Suffice to say, this has not helped him in the polls.<br /> <br /> ==Fan videos==<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> | name = It's OK to be GAY, Chris-chan!<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|32F2Dw01kJc}}<br /> | Stardate = 5 August 2009<br /> | Maker = CWCvillelulz <br /> | Subject = <br /> | Video Type = <br /> | Other Info = <br /> }}<br /> {{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> | name = CWC (Ian Brandon Anderson) Comes Clean...<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|Bx6MF90NcTo}}<br /> | Stardate = 5 January 2010<br /> | Maker = Psycatalyst <br /> | Subject = <br /> | Video Type = <br /> | Other Info = <br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==Sauces==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> {{CWCipedia|chris=Homosexuality}}<br /> <br /> * [[Chris and sex]]<br /> * [[Chris and religion]]<br /> * [[Chris Comes Out of the Closet]]<br /> * [[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There]]<br /> * [[Gay 4 Sonichu]]<br /> * [[Gaybian]] (a &quot;male lesbian&quot;, according to Chris)<br /> * [[It's UGH!]]<br /> * [[Rainbow]]<br /> * [[Reldnahc Naitsirhc]]<br /> * [[Magi-Chan]]<br /> * [[Heather Iglesias]]<br /> <br /> ==External links==<br /> *[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyO3pnkI3H4 CWC (Ian Brandon Anderson) finally admits it.]<br /> *[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gE9hdbiwA3k Chris-chan is sick of the lies!]<br /> *[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOpGtblij8Y Chris-chan proves those slanderous trolls wrong.]<br /> <br /> {{CWC-isms}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Homos]]</div>

Shearod https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=April_2011&diff=139188 2011-05-05T00:33:41Z

<p>Shearod: Added link to the ED mirror.</p> <hr /> <div>'''April 2011''' began with Chris continuing to play [[PS3]] and hiding from [[troll]]s, and for most of the month, the only real thing to come out from Chris was a Playstation Network comment, wherein he proclaimed to be a &quot;Tomgirl&quot;. <br /> <br /> At the end of the month, the context for this weird statement was revealed, as the PSN suffered a worldwide security breach, which lead to Chris's account being hacked again, and shortly thereafter, a bunch of pictures wherein Chris dresses and does makeup like a woman and then goes out in public surfaced on the Internet. It is hotly debated whether this means that Chris is coming out of the closet or that it is yet another plan pertaining to his [[Love Quest]].<br /> <br /> ==Events==<br /> <br /> * 14 April: [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], the website that made Chris infamous, is taken down and replaced with [http://ohinternet.com/Main_Page Oh Internet]. Chris [[Take that Page DOWN NOW!|finally got his wish]].<br /> * 16 April: It does not last long however, as a [http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/Main_Page semi-complete mirror] of Encyclopedia Dramatica, including the Chris-chan page, is established.<br /> * 21 April: [[PlayStation Network]] shuts down after an [[rape|&quot;external-intrusion&quot;]] by hackers, rendering Chris's [[PS3]] unable to connect to the internet and [[PlayStation_Network#Spending_history|impulse-buy large amounts of vidya]].<br /> * 29 April: Several pictures of Chris [[Tomgirl Pictures|dressed as a woman]] are released.<br /> <br /> ==References==<br /> <br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> <br /> {{Timeline}}<br /> [[Category:Chronology]]</div>

Shearod https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Voicemail_greeting&diff=138276 2011-04-17T00:24:08Z

<p>Shearod: </p> <hr /> <div>Chris's '''voicemail message''' has varied through time, ranging from straightforward to downright bizarre. <br /> <br /> [http://vocaroo.com/player.swf?playMediaID=vhXI71tQQmPUrNPWE&amp;server=m1.vocaroo.com&amp;autoplay=0%22]<br /> <br /> <br /> == [[Car Pranks|2 August 2009]] ==<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;RoyalBlue&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Hello. You have reached the cellphone of Christian Weston Chandler. I'm sorry I could not answer right now, but please leave your name message, telephone number, and I'll get back to you as soon as possible. And I was advised heavily by my [[Bob Chandler|publicist]] and my [[Barbara Chandler|lawyers]] to not do any interviews or a documentaries whatsoever. Even in- Because I got so much reputation-and at stake-at the current time. Also if this is a, uh, [[Troll]] trying to troll me back, do you think how much [[Minor CWC-isms|trollin' stupid]]? I'm not [[Naive|trollin' stupid]], you're [[Slow-in-the-minds|trollin' stupid]]. Have a good day.<br /> * [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHJ1gev6x7o Listen here!]<br /> <br /> == 1 March 2011 ==<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;RoyalBlue&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I'm sorry, but the person you are trying to reach is [[Greene County Conspiracy|very paranoid of cyber-bullies]] at this time. If you are coming in on restricted, unknown, or [[Chris and English|out-of-state-of-Virginia number]], please do NOT leave a message and do NOT dial this number again. Message 1-5-8.<br /> * [http://vocaroo.com/?media=vbRZXzyfE8F7mySE6 Listen here]<br /> {{stub}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Phone calls]]</div>

Shearod https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Encyclopedia_Dramatica&diff=138243 2011-04-16T03:47:21Z

<p>Shearod: /* Oh Internet! */</p> <hr /> <div>'''Encyclopedia Dramatica''' (aka '''ED'''), shut down in favor of its successor, a sanitized [[wikipedia:Know Your Meme|Know Your Meme]] [http://ohinternet.com/ clone], was home to the Chris-chan page that introduced Chris to the world at large and made him a popular target for [[trolling]]. <br /> <br /> ==Chris on ED==<br /> <br /> Chris has denounced the ED page in several of his videos, claiming it is filled with &quot;VICIOUS [[lies|LIES]] AND SLANDER.&quot;<br /> <br /> After a considerable amount of trolling and bitching and uploading hideous pornographic images, including the disastrous [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]], Chris posted this gem on the ED talk page:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|I AM ADDING THE [[Rule 34|POSITIVITY]] THIS HELL-HOLE OF A WEBSITE NEEDS; you just do not appreciate the POSITIVITY I AM ADDING TO THE PAGE. What I am doing is a STAND against OFFENSIVE, UNNATURAL, UNREQUIRED [[Pickle|Additions]] to ANY Female Image. What I am doing is a STAND for EVERY SINGLE WOMAN Everywhere, because NO WOMAN would EVER want such a Horrific Twist of Fate. What I am doing is a STAND against the VERY THING that is NOT FUNNY AT ALL!!!!!!!<br /> <br /> So, Draw Breasts, [[china|Vaginas]], Uterus, Ovaries and the God-Given Eggs within them, you Two-Inch Short Dick-HEADS!!!!!!!!<br /> <br /> Sincerely, Christian Weston Chandler, A Man For The Women, For the [[Women's Rights]], For the Women's Justice, For the Women's Peace.<br /> <br /> P.S. [[Chris and hypocrisy|Grow a BACKBONE and GO ASK WOMEN OUT AS WELL, YOU TROLLS!]]}}<br /> <br /> Chris then returned, admitting defeat after his tard rage:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Months ago, I have found from this page being the first of a number hate against me, Christian Weston Chandler. *[[sigh]]* Among the number of you all, my name has been dragged through the mud, my e-mail and MySpace have been hacked for the e-mail information and random information that have been twisted into mockery of [[obesity|my person]], [[Chris and sex|my integrity]], [[List of Chris's lies|my honesty]], [[Ryan Cash|my compassion]], [[heart level|my heart]], [[Chris and religion|my soul]], [[autism|my being]]. Not only that, but the names of my two best gal-pals, [[Megan Schroeder]] and [[Anna McLerran]], and my Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon, [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]], have also been dragged through the mud of mockery along with mine. Not only were [[heart level|my feelings were hurt greatly]], but also those of [[Megan]] and [[Anna]], and a number of my acquaintances within my small social circle were shocked and terrified that such [[trolls|cruelty]], such [[pickle|mockery]], such [[homos|hatred]] was built from the number of those who have added more and more to this disgrace of a description of my [[autism|being]].<br /> <br /> For a while, I was angry and enraged, and I shoved information and drawings regretfully drawn beyond my personal boundries down the throat of the webmasters of the page, in attempt to kill the hype and hatred against me. But No More, I give up on trying to edit the page to be more positive, or to delete the page altogether.<br /> <br /> But I have ONE Question, that I put unto you all, the individuals who have taken part in creating this web page, and I would appreciate an Open, Detailed and Honest Answer from each of you in simple e-mails or reply on this discussion page.<br /> <br /> [[Frequently Asked Questions|Why do you hate me so much?]]<br /> <br /> What did I do against you to cause the hatred against me? What physical or emotional harm have I ensued unto you? Why do you hate me for being myself in this world full of people who can't help but be themselves? I've had nothing against any of you. I don't even know any of you personally, as far as I know. I have nothing that any of you have already, so Why?<br /> <br /> I leave you with that to ponder and ponder again over. <br /> <br /> Sincerely;<br /> <br /> Christian Weston Chandler.}}<br /> <br /> After the late summer of [[2008]], Chris largely gave up on direct involvement with ED. Around the spring of [[2009]], he may have posted one or two comments on the ED talk page referring to [[Clyde Cash]], however. The first is below. It was deleted fairly quickly.<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|I have learned that there was a connection between her and a state in Washington where some of you have been lurking, and that she was not found in any public records. It took me a week to recover from the [[heart level|crestfallen emotions]], but I am moving on with my life.<br /> <br /> Also, you'll have to catch me IRL ONLY to [[troll]] me any further. [[fangs|Do you dare?]]<br /> <br /> Peace-Out, Christian Weston Chandler<br /> <br /> --ChrisChanSonichu 22:54, 14 May 2009 (UTC)}}<br /> <br /> There was some dispute over it actually being Chris until he himself confirmed it in the post that followed:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Hey, [[Clyde Cash|CLYDE]], you JERK. I said &quot;IN REAL LIFE&quot;, not [[PS3|Playstation]]. Also, why don't you be the man you CLAIM to be and face me yourself? You keep sending out your [[Fail|prawns]] to do your dirty work, you coward. &gt;:-(<br /> <br /> Christian C.}}<br /> <br /> According to Clyde, the above entry was deleted after roughly a minute, probably due to Chris realizing that if he were to ever arrange to meet Clyde, he'd only send his parents anyway.<br /> <br /> ==ED on Chris, his article, and his article's talk page==<br /> <br /> [[Image:Drycow.PNG|thumb|Uploaded 12 December 2008, before the new comic, [[Miyamoto]] saga, and [[BlueSpike]] saga]]<br /> <br /> For several months prior to the events of the [[BlueSpike]] saga in early 2009, many thought that Chris had dried up, that Chris could go no further. Furthermore, the [[Blanca Weiss#FCTC|FCTC]]'s posting of new pics of Chris's bent [[duck]] in December 2008 prompted an ED admin to lock the talk page and demand satisfaction: <br /> <br /> {{quote|MINE: What this talkpage is. If you guys continue your faggotry after this protection expires today I will lock it down longer, and then eventually permanently.| Arguecat3, now former ED sysop, 4 December 2008}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|I say we just delete it. Along with the archives | Zaiger, now former ED sysop, 5 December 2008}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|Fuck this article and it's talk page. Stupid discussions unrelated to upkeep and editing are the only thing keeping this shit interesting. You guys take this shit WAY to srsly. Find another retard to stalk fgts|Zaiger, now former ED sysop, 10 December 2008}}<br /> <br /> ==1 April 2009==<br /> <br /> [[Image:ED April Fools' 2009.PNG|left|thumb|Screenshot of ED's front page.]]<br /> [[Image:Chris-chan ED April Fools' 2009.PNG|thumb|Screenshot of the article.]]<br /> <br /> On April Fools' Day 2009, the Chris-chan article was taken down and replaced with a message.<br /> <br /> {{quote|This afternoon, we at Encyclopædia Dramatica have independently decided to remove the Chris-chan article about Christian W. Chandler from our site. We have also removed all references that slander, vilify, demean, or are found to be overly offensive. In plain terms, this ordeal has gone on far too long and gotten far out of hand. We have unfairly focused on him to the point of intruding in his private life and causing him great personal grief, which no person should ever have to endure. This behavior is not in line with our site goals, and we never wanted something like this. Still, we must take complete responsibility for all our actions, both public and private. And that is why we are speaking to you today. But we say to you now that at no time did we ask anyone to lie, hide, or destroy evidence, or to take any other unlawful action.<br /> <br /> We know that his public comments and his silence about this matter gave a false impression. We misled people, including even his family. We deeply regret that. We can only tell you we were motivated by many factors. First, by a desire to protect himself from the embarrassment of his own conduct.<br /> <br /> He was also very concerned about protecting his family. The investigation moved on to his family and friends, then into his private life. And now the investigation itself is under investigation.<br /> <br /> This has gone on too long, cost too much, and hurt too many innocent people.<br /> <br /> Regardless of any public pressure to reinstate the article, it must be stressed that our intrusion on Chris' private life will cease, and we intend to reclaim his family life for his family. Even internet celebrities have private lives. It is time to stop the pursuit of personal destruction and the prying into private lives and get on with our national life. Our website has been distracted by this matter for too long, and we take responsibility for our part in all of this. That is all we can do.<br /> <br /> Now it is time -- in fact, it is past time to move on. We have important work to do -- real opportunities to seize, real problems to solve, real matters to face.<br /> <br /> And so tonight, we ask you to turn away from the spectacle of the past two years, as we return our attention to all the challenges and all the promise of the next century.<br /> <br /> Thank you. And good night.|ED, in a rare case of moralfaggotry.}}<br /> <br /> Not surprisingly, the page was put back up on 2 April.<br /> <br /> ==Chris's use of Encyclopedia Dramatica==<br /> <br /> ''See also [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica]]''<br /> <br /> Chris tried to use ED to muster his personal army to go after [[Joshua Martinez]]. Obviously, nobody did what he asked. &lt;ref&gt;&lt;s&gt;http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&amp;oldid=1997409947&lt;/s&gt;&lt;/ref&gt; He also tried to create a page on ED for his &quot;CCWC's Fanart of Horrors&quot; (see: [[troll]] art), but a sysop immediately caught it and redirected it to an anti-Semitic template.<br /> <br /> ==Chris and ED==<br /> <br /> {{quote|I do think it is a little behind [[CWCki|cwcwiki]] [sic] on a few things, though, but that is to be expected.|[[Jason Kendrick Howell]] on the ED article today&lt;ref&gt;&lt;s&gt;http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-chan/JKH_Interview&lt;/s&gt;&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> For a while, the ED page was crammed with misinformation (such as Chris attempting to molest [[Patti]], or the idea that Ivy was really [[Kimmi|the blowup doll]]), but was cleaned out various times.<br /> <br /> Trolls and general observers of Chris have since turned to [[CWCki]] to get a general picture of Chris that is less biased than ED (emphasis on &quot;less&quot;), and TV Tropes describes CWCki as being &quot;''more accurate and slightly more SFW''&quot; than ED.&lt;ref&gt;http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Sonichu&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> As for Chris himself, the ED page STILL bothered him. An [[Chris chan (CWCipedia)|entire page]] of Chris's website, established in December 2009 and updated afterward, is dedicated to &quot;correcting&quot; the evil ED article with his own True and Honest take on the situation. Naturally, it's all about how Chris isn't remotely responsible for anything he has done wrong, and how it's all the fault of his [[autism]] or those DANG DIRTY TROLLS.<br /> <br /> ==Oh Internet!==<br /> On 14 April 2011, ED changed over to [http://ohinternet.com/ Oh Internet!], a more safe-for-work wiki. Run by the same staff, the tone of Oh Internet! is similar to the CWCki. Needless to say, [http://ohinternet.com/Chris-chan a summary of Chris is available here] and [http://ohinternet.com/Sonichu Sonichu is available here.]<br /> <br /> ==Sources==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> <br /> *[[Chris-Chan (CWCipedia)]]<br /> *[[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica]]<br /> *[[You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!]]<br /> *[[4-cent garbage]]<br /> *[[Chris-chan (forum)]]<br /> *[[Christian's sex joke]]<br /> *[[User:Lime/Sonichu TV Tropes Article|TVTropes]] - The original article, before it was locked and edited.<br /> <br /> ==External links==<br /> *&lt;s&gt;[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-chan The True and Honest &quot;Chris-chan&quot; article]&lt;/s&gt;<br /> *&lt;s&gt;[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/User:Reldnahc Chris's ED account]&lt;/s&gt;<br /> *[http://ohinternet.com/Chris-chan Oh Internet! article]<br /> <br /> [[Category:Trolling]]<br /> [[Category:Websites]]<br /> [[Category: ED Saga]]</div>

Shearod https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Encyclopedia_Dramatica&diff=138242 2011-04-16T03:46:49Z

<p>Shearod: /* Oh Internet! */</p> <hr /> <div>'''Encyclopedia Dramatica''' (aka '''ED'''), shut down in favor of its successor, a sanitized [[wikipedia:Know Your Meme|Know Your Meme]] [http://ohinternet.com/ clone], was home to the Chris-chan page that introduced Chris to the world at large and made him a popular target for [[trolling]]. <br /> <br /> ==Chris on ED==<br /> <br /> Chris has denounced the ED page in several of his videos, claiming it is filled with &quot;VICIOUS [[lies|LIES]] AND SLANDER.&quot;<br /> <br /> After a considerable amount of trolling and bitching and uploading hideous pornographic images, including the disastrous [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]], Chris posted this gem on the ED talk page:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|I AM ADDING THE [[Rule 34|POSITIVITY]] THIS HELL-HOLE OF A WEBSITE NEEDS; you just do not appreciate the POSITIVITY I AM ADDING TO THE PAGE. What I am doing is a STAND against OFFENSIVE, UNNATURAL, UNREQUIRED [[Pickle|Additions]] to ANY Female Image. What I am doing is a STAND for EVERY SINGLE WOMAN Everywhere, because NO WOMAN would EVER want such a Horrific Twist of Fate. What I am doing is a STAND against the VERY THING that is NOT FUNNY AT ALL!!!!!!!<br /> <br /> So, Draw Breasts, [[china|Vaginas]], Uterus, Ovaries and the God-Given Eggs within them, you Two-Inch Short Dick-HEADS!!!!!!!!<br /> <br /> Sincerely, Christian Weston Chandler, A Man For The Women, For the [[Women's Rights]], For the Women's Justice, For the Women's Peace.<br /> <br /> P.S. [[Chris and hypocrisy|Grow a BACKBONE and GO ASK WOMEN OUT AS WELL, YOU TROLLS!]]}}<br /> <br /> Chris then returned, admitting defeat after his tard rage:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Months ago, I have found from this page being the first of a number hate against me, Christian Weston Chandler. *[[sigh]]* Among the number of you all, my name has been dragged through the mud, my e-mail and MySpace have been hacked for the e-mail information and random information that have been twisted into mockery of [[obesity|my person]], [[Chris and sex|my integrity]], [[List of Chris's lies|my honesty]], [[Ryan Cash|my compassion]], [[heart level|my heart]], [[Chris and religion|my soul]], [[autism|my being]]. Not only that, but the names of my two best gal-pals, [[Megan Schroeder]] and [[Anna McLerran]], and my Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon, [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]], have also been dragged through the mud of mockery along with mine. Not only were [[heart level|my feelings were hurt greatly]], but also those of [[Megan]] and [[Anna]], and a number of my acquaintances within my small social circle were shocked and terrified that such [[trolls|cruelty]], such [[pickle|mockery]], such [[homos|hatred]] was built from the number of those who have added more and more to this disgrace of a description of my [[autism|being]].<br /> <br /> For a while, I was angry and enraged, and I shoved information and drawings regretfully drawn beyond my personal boundries down the throat of the webmasters of the page, in attempt to kill the hype and hatred against me. But No More, I give up on trying to edit the page to be more positive, or to delete the page altogether.<br /> <br /> But I have ONE Question, that I put unto you all, the individuals who have taken part in creating this web page, and I would appreciate an Open, Detailed and Honest Answer from each of you in simple e-mails or reply on this discussion page.<br /> <br /> [[Frequently Asked Questions|Why do you hate me so much?]]<br /> <br /> What did I do against you to cause the hatred against me? What physical or emotional harm have I ensued unto you? Why do you hate me for being myself in this world full of people who can't help but be themselves? I've had nothing against any of you. I don't even know any of you personally, as far as I know. I have nothing that any of you have already, so Why?<br /> <br /> I leave you with that to ponder and ponder again over. <br /> <br /> Sincerely;<br /> <br /> Christian Weston Chandler.}}<br /> <br /> After the late summer of [[2008]], Chris largely gave up on direct involvement with ED. Around the spring of [[2009]], he may have posted one or two comments on the ED talk page referring to [[Clyde Cash]], however. The first is below. It was deleted fairly quickly.<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|I have learned that there was a connection between her and a state in Washington where some of you have been lurking, and that she was not found in any public records. It took me a week to recover from the [[heart level|crestfallen emotions]], but I am moving on with my life.<br /> <br /> Also, you'll have to catch me IRL ONLY to [[troll]] me any further. [[fangs|Do you dare?]]<br /> <br /> Peace-Out, Christian Weston Chandler<br /> <br /> --ChrisChanSonichu 22:54, 14 May 2009 (UTC)}}<br /> <br /> There was some dispute over it actually being Chris until he himself confirmed it in the post that followed:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Hey, [[Clyde Cash|CLYDE]], you JERK. I said &quot;IN REAL LIFE&quot;, not [[PS3|Playstation]]. Also, why don't you be the man you CLAIM to be and face me yourself? You keep sending out your [[Fail|prawns]] to do your dirty work, you coward. &gt;:-(<br /> <br /> Christian C.}}<br /> <br /> According to Clyde, the above entry was deleted after roughly a minute, probably due to Chris realizing that if he were to ever arrange to meet Clyde, he'd only send his parents anyway.<br /> <br /> ==ED on Chris, his article, and his article's talk page==<br /> <br /> [[Image:Drycow.PNG|thumb|Uploaded 12 December 2008, before the new comic, [[Miyamoto]] saga, and [[BlueSpike]] saga]]<br /> <br /> For several months prior to the events of the [[BlueSpike]] saga in early 2009, many thought that Chris had dried up, that Chris could go no further. Furthermore, the [[Blanca Weiss#FCTC|FCTC]]'s posting of new pics of Chris's bent [[duck]] in December 2008 prompted an ED admin to lock the talk page and demand satisfaction: <br /> <br /> {{quote|MINE: What this talkpage is. If you guys continue your faggotry after this protection expires today I will lock it down longer, and then eventually permanently.| Arguecat3, now former ED sysop, 4 December 2008}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|I say we just delete it. Along with the archives | Zaiger, now former ED sysop, 5 December 2008}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|Fuck this article and it's talk page. Stupid discussions unrelated to upkeep and editing are the only thing keeping this shit interesting. You guys take this shit WAY to srsly. Find another retard to stalk fgts|Zaiger, now former ED sysop, 10 December 2008}}<br /> <br /> ==1 April 2009==<br /> <br /> [[Image:ED April Fools' 2009.PNG|left|thumb|Screenshot of ED's front page.]]<br /> [[Image:Chris-chan ED April Fools' 2009.PNG|thumb|Screenshot of the article.]]<br /> <br /> On April Fools' Day 2009, the Chris-chan article was taken down and replaced with a message.<br /> <br /> {{quote|This afternoon, we at Encyclopædia Dramatica have independently decided to remove the Chris-chan article about Christian W. Chandler from our site. We have also removed all references that slander, vilify, demean, or are found to be overly offensive. In plain terms, this ordeal has gone on far too long and gotten far out of hand. We have unfairly focused on him to the point of intruding in his private life and causing him great personal grief, which no person should ever have to endure. This behavior is not in line with our site goals, and we never wanted something like this. Still, we must take complete responsibility for all our actions, both public and private. And that is why we are speaking to you today. But we say to you now that at no time did we ask anyone to lie, hide, or destroy evidence, or to take any other unlawful action.<br /> <br /> We know that his public comments and his silence about this matter gave a false impression. We misled people, including even his family. We deeply regret that. We can only tell you we were motivated by many factors. First, by a desire to protect himself from the embarrassment of his own conduct.<br /> <br /> He was also very concerned about protecting his family. The investigation moved on to his family and friends, then into his private life. And now the investigation itself is under investigation.<br /> <br /> This has gone on too long, cost too much, and hurt too many innocent people.<br /> <br /> Regardless of any public pressure to reinstate the article, it must be stressed that our intrusion on Chris' private life will cease, and we intend to reclaim his family life for his family. Even internet celebrities have private lives. It is time to stop the pursuit of personal destruction and the prying into private lives and get on with our national life. Our website has been distracted by this matter for too long, and we take responsibility for our part in all of this. That is all we can do.<br /> <br /> Now it is time -- in fact, it is past time to move on. We have important work to do -- real opportunities to seize, real problems to solve, real matters to face.<br /> <br /> And so tonight, we ask you to turn away from the spectacle of the past two years, as we return our attention to all the challenges and all the promise of the next century.<br /> <br /> Thank you. And good night.|ED, in a rare case of moralfaggotry.}}<br /> <br /> Not surprisingly, the page was put back up on 2 April.<br /> <br /> ==Chris's use of Encyclopedia Dramatica==<br /> <br /> ''See also [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica]]''<br /> <br /> Chris tried to use ED to muster his personal army to go after [[Joshua Martinez]]. Obviously, nobody did what he asked. &lt;ref&gt;&lt;s&gt;http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&amp;oldid=1997409947&lt;/s&gt;&lt;/ref&gt; He also tried to create a page on ED for his &quot;CCWC's Fanart of Horrors&quot; (see: [[troll]] art), but a sysop immediately caught it and redirected it to an anti-Semitic template.<br /> <br /> ==Chris and ED==<br /> <br /> {{quote|I do think it is a little behind [[CWCki|cwcwiki]] [sic] on a few things, though, but that is to be expected.|[[Jason Kendrick Howell]] on the ED article today&lt;ref&gt;&lt;s&gt;http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-chan/JKH_Interview&lt;/s&gt;&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> For a while, the ED page was crammed with misinformation (such as Chris attempting to molest [[Patti]], or the idea that Ivy was really [[Kimmi|the blowup doll]]), but was cleaned out various times.<br /> <br /> Trolls and general observers of Chris have since turned to [[CWCki]] to get a general picture of Chris that is less biased than ED (emphasis on &quot;less&quot;), and TV Tropes describes CWCki as being &quot;''more accurate and slightly more SFW''&quot; than ED.&lt;ref&gt;http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Sonichu&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> As for Chris himself, the ED page STILL bothered him. An [[Chris chan (CWCipedia)|entire page]] of Chris's website, established in December 2009 and updated afterward, is dedicated to &quot;correcting&quot; the evil ED article with his own True and Honest take on the situation. Naturally, it's all about how Chris isn't remotely responsible for anything he has done wrong, and how it's all the fault of his [[autism]] or those DANG DIRTY TROLLS.<br /> <br /> ==Oh Internet!==<br /> On April 14, 2011, ED changed over to [http://ohinternet.com/ Oh Internet!], a more safe-for-work wiki. Run by the same staff, the tone of Oh Internet! is similar to the CWCki. Needless to say, [http://ohinternet.com/Chris-chan a summary of Chris is available here] and [http://ohinternet.com/Sonichu Sonichu is available here.]<br /> <br /> ==Sources==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> <br /> *[[Chris-Chan (CWCipedia)]]<br /> *[[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica]]<br /> *[[You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!]]<br /> *[[4-cent garbage]]<br /> *[[Chris-chan (forum)]]<br /> *[[Christian's sex joke]]<br /> *[[User:Lime/Sonichu TV Tropes Article|TVTropes]] - The original article, before it was locked and edited.<br /> <br /> ==External links==<br /> *&lt;s&gt;[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-chan The True and Honest &quot;Chris-chan&quot; article]&lt;/s&gt;<br /> *&lt;s&gt;[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/User:Reldnahc Chris's ED account]&lt;/s&gt;<br /> *[http://ohinternet.com/Chris-chan Oh Internet! article]<br /> <br /> [[Category:Trolling]]<br /> [[Category:Websites]]<br /> [[Category: ED Saga]]</div>

Shearod https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=CWCki&diff=135299 2011-02-28T23:36:47Z

<p>Shearod: Fixed some verb tenses.</p> <hr /> <div>''This is the article for the wiki ''about'' Chris. For more information about the wiki written ''by'' Chris, please see [[CWCipedia]]''.<br /> <br /> [[Image:TypicalCWCkiPage.png|thumb|What happens when CWCki gets [[Stress|STRESSED]]]]<br /> [[Image:CWCkicopter.JPG|thumb|One of the many members of the CWCki team, on the hunt for more information regarding autistic manchildren]]<br /> <br /> '''CWCki''' (pronounced &quot;quick-ee&quot;, like [[Sex|the thing Chris will never have]]) was created by [[Cogsdev]], as the [[ED]] page was getting far too large for people to take. It serves as the Internet's only Wiki devoted to [[Christian Weston Chandler]], the [[homo]]phobic, [[Chris and race|racist]], [[Chris and his Ego|arrogant]], [[Chris and sex|perverted]], [[autistic]] manchild that everyone loves to hate and hates to love. As with any Wiki, '''ANYONE''' can edit it (even '''YOU'''). Seriously, if you're reading this, you are qualified and should be editing (just read [[Help:A Quick Guide to CWCki|this]] first). <br /> <br /> As stated in its motto, '''no shit is too minor'''.<br /> <br /> Not to be confused with Chris's [[CWCipedia]].<br /> <br /> ==History==<br /> <br /> The CWCki came to life on 110mb, the land of shitty web servers that go down every damn day.<br /> Before the CWCki moved to cogsdev.org, it had a history of outages caused by shit servers and counter-trolls. This is a history of the CWCki:<br /> * 25 [[January 2009]]: The CWCki's MediaWiki incarnation is founded.<br /> * [[October 2008]]: 110mb shut down all its service for two entire weeks out of nowhere just to move to a different data center. <br /> * [[White knight|Someone]] complained to 110mb in [[August 2009]] and everything got shut down. Then a day or two later, it was back up again. <br /> * Due to maintenance, 110mb was closed from 13 September to 18 [[September 2009]]. <br /> * 4 [[January 2010]]: Finally, after the 9001st outage, the CWCki moved to Cogsdev.org.<br /> * 26 [[June 2010]]: cogsdev.110mb.com is terminated from the server it was on.<br /> * 12 [[October 2010]]: Offshore CWCki, a loosely connected forum for CWCki users, is founded.<br /> * 7 [[November 2010]]: The CWCki moves from Cogsdev.org to Sonichu.com having obtained the domain name.<br /> <br /> ==Chris's opinion==<br /> <br /> {{quote|With that, I respectfully ask the webmaster of the Unapproved and Detested CWCki to remove ALL PAGES Classified under their &quot;[[Template:People|Christian Weston Chandler's Web Of Life]]&quot; and &quot;[[Template:Sweethearts|Sweethearts, heartsweets and gal-pals]]&quot; Categories. I give him until Midnight of Friday March 12, 2010, Eastern Standard Time, for the Webmaster of that CWCki to Remove ALL OF THOSE PAGES, [[Chris and his Ego|or there will be trouble upon that Person directly from Me]].|[[Chris]], after discovering the CWCki, 02:03, 11 [[March 2010]] (CET).}}<br /> <br /> The CWCki, like everything else on the [[Internet]] that criticizes him or depicts him unfavorably, is something that Chris hates. In the quote above Chris displays large amounts of his [[ego]] and as usual issues a [[death threat]]. Unfortunately for Chris, his demands did not go through. There are two reasons for this. First, his [[Clyde Cash|past track record with serious threats]] suggests that he [[stress|lacks the energy]] to put his ideas into action. Secondly, CWCkians are well aware of the solid legal standing of the website and will not cave to idle threats.<br /> <br /> In the wee hours of 14 March 2010, Chris updated his blog, taking credit for the alteration of [[The Wallflower]]'s page and demanding that the rest of the pages mentioned earlier follow suit on or before 31 March or there would be trouble. [[Pocket knife|He IS armed]]. However, in true Chris fashion, midnight of 31 March passed with Chris doing absolutely jack shit. As if anyone was surprised.<br /> <br /> On 2 April 2010, he tried to fulfill his threat, by making [[List of Christian's edits to the CWCki|3 minor edits]] under the name of [[User:GodofThunderGodofWar|GodofThunderGodofWar]], obviously forgetting that CWCki editors are not ''entirely'' unaware of Chris's recent favorites in video game field. His edits were reverted immediately and his user and user talk pages were bombarded with negative comments. The edits so far were mostly done to glorify him, and are not exactly the kind of hard-hitting bombastic protest CWCkians were expecting based on [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|Chris's previous assault on ED]]. It appears that this profoundly lame attack of his had bigger impact on him, because in 19 April 2010, he set up an article in CWCipedia to [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=The_Christian_Truth list his revised truths].<br /> <br /> {{quote|Because the Trolls and ALL such Pig-Headed, Closed-Minded Idiots REFUSE to let me TELL them the Truth on THEIR websites with My Own Past Edits they have Undone, HERE is Where I Correct Some to Most of Their Pages filled with Half-Truths, Exaggerations and Lies.|Chris, making himself sound like a glorious edit-warrior who suffered an epic defeat in the hands of the unjust wiki [[manajerks|administration]]}}<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> *[[CWCipedia]]<br /> <br /> [[Category:CWCki]]<br /> [[Category:Trolling]]<br /> [[Category:Websites]]</div>

Shearod https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Chris_Chan_gets_chewed_out_by_Kacey&diff=135151 2011-02-26T16:47:59Z

<p>Shearod: </p> <hr /> <div>On 26 [[February 2011]] a long-lost phonecall between [[Chris]] and [[Kacey]] emerge. In this newly-released audio, Kacey exposes her grievances towards his attitude regarding their relationship.<br /> <br /> Part 1:<br /> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFDnyny_9Ls<br /> <br /> Part 2:<br /> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lmf1rD72zwI<br /> <br /> Part 3:<br /> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2D74OGq_jQ<br /> <br /> {{succession|label=Kacey Phone Calls|prevlink=[[Kacey and Liquid Call]]|nextlink=[[Chris Chan gets chewed out by Kacey|Final]]}}</div>

Shearod https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Wedding_Comic&diff=135117 2011-02-26T00:46:20Z

<p>Shearod: </p> <hr /> <div>'''Sonichu Special 2''', also known as the '''Wedding Comic''', is a comic created by Chris in [[2009]]. It shows how he visualizes his wedding to [[Ivy]]. The comic was released in its entirety on 12 [[May 2009]] by [[Clyde Cash]]. Before that, it was featured in the videos [[MEOW]] and [[CWC's &quot;It's All Coming Back To Me&quot;]].<br /> <br /> [[Chris and art|Art-wise]], the comic is remarkable in that Chris didn't bother to draw a lot of stuff — instead, he emptied his big box of flowery stickers. (It is hoped that he won't introduce some ''manly'' stickers in later episodes. Those things would take up the whole page.) The paper appears to be warped, perhaps because Chris couldn't be bothered to invest in decent-quality paper (rather, he seems to have [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|gone to Wal-Mart and paid five dollars for 500 sheets]]).<br /> <br /> Chris acknowledges that he uses a character recolor (Canino Houndhowl) &quot;designed&quot; by [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]]. This is certainly not the first nor the last time Chris has attempted to use stuff from his previous relationships to produce awesomely romantic artwork; a similar thing could be seen in [[LittleBigPlanet#First Date Level|First Date Level]].<br /> <br /> ==Plot==<br /> <br /> It is Chris and Ivy's wedding day. Oddly, the sign outside advertises the &quot;Chandler-Bundy wedding&quot;, even though Ivy's surname is O'Neil. Canino Houndhowl, a character created by [[Megan]], is on the door. [[Punchy Sonichu]] is eyeing up [[Layla Flaaffy]]. Ivy's friend Rachel (previously mentioned in [[CWC Update 18 March 2009 More Updated|a video]]) is her maid of honor, her bridesmaid is Lilith and her father [[Officer Keino]] gives her away. Chris portrayed Ivy's father as Coach John McGuirk from [[Wikipedia:Home Movies (TV series)|''Home Movies'']] after Ivy mentioned he reminded her of the character.&lt;ref&gt;[[Ivy_Q%26A#Stalking|Ivy Q&amp;A]]&lt;/ref&gt; [[Sarah Hammer]], in William Spicer's tuxedo, is Chris's best man. [[Crass and Champ]] are the ring-bearers. They are married by a preacher seemingly wearing headphones, and after the reception they leave in a carriage drawn by a [[My Little Pony]].<br /> <br /> ==Comic pages==<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> Image:IvyCWC1.jpg|Apparently, Ivy's feet are twice the size of Chris's.<br /> Image:SchuComicSP2P1.jpg|Who's that yellow hedgehog?<br /> Image:SchuComicSP2P2.jpg|A pair of raptor things making bad jokes likely ripped from Britcoms.<br /> Image:SchuComicSP2P3.jpg|Trolls as wedding guests and the arrival of Officer McGuirk.<br /> Image:SpasPianist.jpg|Spas the cat and... cousin?<br /> Image:SchuComicSP2P4.jpg|Officer McGuirk gives away the fruit of his loins. [[Ching Chong|A traumatized Chinese girl]] litters the church with stickers.<br /> Image:IvyWedding.jpg|Yes, this is the dress from &quot;November Rain&quot;.<br /> Image:SchuComicSP2P5.jpg|Why is the preacher wearing headphones?<br /> Image:WedRing.jpg|HADOUKEN!<br /> Image:IvyCWC2.jpg|You may now consume the bride's face.<br /> Image:SchuComicSP2P6.jpg|Why is Sarah Hammer the [[homos|best man]]? Why does the cup have an evil face on it? Why is [[Rosechu]] chasing a chariot? Why is there a [[My Little Pony]]? Why does any of this comic exist at all?<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ==Links==<br /> *[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bi3JYpdCK0w Audiobook]<br /> <br /> ==References==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> {{Sonichu}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Sonichu comic book issues]][[Category: Ivy Saga]]</div>

Shearod https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Lars_Call&diff=131965 2011-01-14T02:10:21Z

<p>Shearod: /* A Tale of Two PS Triples (107:50 - 1:17:45) */</p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:Lars.jpg|thumb|Lars, with boat]]<br /> <br /> {{quote|I want [[Jackie]] and I want to be able to keep my [[video games]].|[[Chris]], torn between two loves}}<br /> <br /> The '''Lars Call''' was a ninety-minute phone conversation on 6 [[November 2010]] where Chris talked with [[Jackie]]'s [[black]] ex-boyfriend [[Lars]], discussing addictions, a parade he promised Jackie, what he would do for a woman, and boats. Chris got comfortable with [[Wikipedia:Ebonics|Ebonics]], and hilarity ensues. Near the end of the call, Lars mentions he's going to have [[sex]] with Jackie, and Chris completely misses what he just said as he hangs up the phone, once again proving how dense Chris really is.<br /> <br /> ==Summary==<br /> * Jackie had an involuntary abortion, thanks to Lars.<br /> * Lars got rid of his boats, Chris gets rid of his [[Lego|Legos]].<br /> * Lars didn't finish school because people played [[Kick the Autistic|Kick the Nigga]].<br /> * Lars doesn't understand [[autism]], after Chris's explanation, he thought it was [[Asperger syndrome|Asperger's]] and [[Ultra Sonichu|Down Syndrome]].<br /> * Chris whines about [[trolls]], not getting a [[job]], and being called a [[homo]]. Lars hears him.<br /> * Chris doesn't like when people say &quot;[[gay]]&quot; [[I_Am_The_TRUE,_Original_CCWC#Transcript|as in stupid]], Lars doesn't like when people say &quot;nigga&quot; out of context.<br /> * [[Sonichu]] (didn't see that coming), Chris incorporates IRL enemies into his [[comic]]. Lars tells him to continue the comic in order to conquer the trolls.<br /> * Lars says Jackie is upset because she isn't an inspiration for Chris to do the comic, and he sometimes doesn't do what he tells her he will.<br /> * Chris tells Lars he's a [[virgin]]; Lars says that explains his rage against the trolls. <br /> * Chris rewrites the comic so he doesn't kill &quot;[[Alec Benson Leary|Alec Benson Nigga]]&quot;.<br /> * Jackie better not burn that casserole.<br /> * Chris promised a parade for Alec to Jackie, Chris denies it, Lars has the [[Jackie_E-mails_20|e-mail proving]] he did. <br /> * Jackie initially broke up with Lars because he told her he'd lose the boats, and he didn't. Chris feels him. Chris is Lars's nigga.<br /> * Chris is willing to give up [[the Moon]] and Mercury if he had it, for Jackie. He's really giving up video games, but he won't sell his &quot;[[PS3|PS Triple]]&quot;.<br /> * Lars spent $35,000 on six credit cards for boats. He won't let addiction rule his life anymore.<br /> * Chris swears on the grave on his [[Aunt Corina]] he will not spend anymore on his [[PS3]] (at least it wasn't [[Patti]]).<br /> * Lars spent nine months as a volunteer at a hospital, enjoying the sight of [[Bob|old white men]] dying.<br /> * More bitching about trolls. <br /> * Lars and Chris talk about their criminal records, Lars makes trespassing sound bad ass.<br /> * Chris apparently turns into a nigga himself as about halfway in and speaks in Ebonics (off and on) the remainder of the call.<br /> * Chris would [[Death threats|shoot]] [[Michael Snyder]] if he had the chance. Michael was just looking for a reason to [[ban]] Chris.<br /> * Lars gives Chris a scenario of someone breaking in. Chris says he's [[100_2278|strong]] and would kick their ass (only if they hit first).<br /> * Chris likes black people on [[TV]]. Lars gets mildly offended upon hearing how Chris likes ''Sanford &amp; Son''. They both hold up their fists in black solidarity.<br /> * The conversation goes back to Jackie, they wonder why Jackie is mad at Chris.<br /> * Chris claims that he will make things right.<br /> * Lars tells Chris that his [[dick]] is four inches of straight goodness.<br /> * Lars burned his boats because he wants Jackie back and suggested that Chris burn his PS3 to get Jackie back.<br /> * Lars thinks he has the upper hand over Chris in the competition over Jackie. He was known as &quot;Ram-rod&quot; in [[High School]].<br /> * Chris talks about his [[Cherokee]] heritage. He's not a &quot;casino nigga&quot; and beats the stereotype that Native Americans have jobs.<br /> * Lars respects Chris trying to win Jackie back, while Lars is &quot;[[Hanky-panky|ramrodding]]&quot; her.<br /> * Chris talks about [[The MovingFoward videos|destroying his first PS3]], Lars questions why he got a second one. Chris says he needs it as a computer. Lars asks why he didn't get a computer instead.<br /> * Lars tells Chris to improve himself whether Jackie stays with him or not.<br /> * Jackie can't come to the phone, she's taking a massive shit courtesy of [[Wikipedia:Taco Bell|Taco Bell]].<br /> * Chris whines that making changes is [[Autism|too hard]]. <br /> * Lars says Chris is afraid of women. Chris denies it.<br /> * Chris [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|shits himself.]]<br /> * Chris didn't have [[Wikipedia:Taco Bell|Taco Bell]], he had a fish fillet for dinner.<br /> * Lars lost his virginity at 10; he was scared.<br /> * Lars tells Chris if he loses the PSTriple, his ass will be kicked out on the street and Jackie will be at Chris's doorstep the following day.<br /> * Lars concludes with the fist of solidarity, he will bang Jackie when she gets out of the bathroom.<br /> * Chris promises [[Honest]]y to Lars, he wants Jackie AND [[video games]].<br /> * Chris likes [[Fanta|orange soda]].<br /> * Lars didn't know what [[Wikipedia:Kenan &amp; Kel|''Kenan &amp; Kel'']] or Nickelodeon was, he goes to fuck Jackie.<br /> ===Stats===<br /> * The word &quot;nigga&quot; is used 185 times.<br /> * &quot;Shit&quot; is used 554 times.<br /> * &quot;Yo&quot; is used 46 times.<br /> <br /> ==Transcript==<br /> <br /> ===You Are About to Witness the Strength of Street Knowledge (0:01 - 7:00)===<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CD5555&quot;&gt;'''Jackie:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''In shrill, forced enthusiasm''] Oh hi Chris, it's Jackie! How are you?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; ... Oh ... Jackie ... Hi.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#CD5555&quot;&gt;'''Jackie:'''&lt;/font&gt; Well I got your email!-<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Well- Yeah. Oh, uhhh. Yep. What's a ... What's ... a ... [''sounds of frantic typing''] what's ... a what's ... uh, your response there?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#CD5555&quot;&gt;'''Jackie:'''&lt;/font&gt; Um, sorry I missed your- missed you last night, I just didn't know if you'd be around! Listen, I'm going to turn you over to Lars right now, and I'll be listening. So you-<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Oh.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#CD5555&quot;&gt;'''Jackie:'''&lt;/font&gt; -two boys play nice, ok?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Um, ok. <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#CD5555&quot;&gt;'''Jackie:'''&lt;/font&gt; Lars!<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; YO! BITCH WHERE MAH DINNER AT?!<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; ... hmm, hello?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yo!, yo-yo-yo. Who dis at?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; ...<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yo dawg?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; ...<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yo who did-did? Yo this be Lars and shit, who dis?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Uh, this is Christian.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yo! yo, Christian C. How y'all doin' dawg?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Um, I'm-fu- I'm fairing out. How are you?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Doin' alright, nigga. Shit. Yo, I'll be honest with y'all dawg. I ain't wanna do this call and shit at first, y'know? You diggin' and shit? Bet y'all pro'lly felt the same way, and shit. <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; ...<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; But then my-m, my girl Jackie, she be all like: &quot;Bitch, you best be doin' this call! Lest I'll be all breakin' up you with y'all and shit.&quot; So I be like doin' the call and shit. <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; ... <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yo, dawg- <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; ... Ye-<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; -what you wanna talk about? <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Hmm, well, uh... yeah for uh... well, for one thing, well, I know what you put- what you did do to Jackie a while back, you spike- you spiked her coffee and killed the unborn child.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yo yo yo yo yo, dog, yo dog. That my bad and shit, yeah. I'll own up to that shit, sure, shiiit. That's in the past and shit, dog. I own up to that shit, and that's in the past. And I own up to that shit. Yeah.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Okay- okay, but how did you own up to that? <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Shit, dog, what you talkin' 'bout? I ain't do that shit no more. I made that shit up. Yo dog, what you talkin' 'bout? Shit be long gone, water over the bridge and shit.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Well, the fact remains that she was pregnant with your child, then she lost it.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, yeah, all got- I ain't ready to be no baby daddy and shit. Shit, yo, nigga get scared and shit, fuck. Y'all know what that be like and shit. Y'all ain't be no a-dult and shit, you know? Ain't ready to take on no a-dult responsiblities. Fuck. I done pull a lot of bashin' (?) and shit for that baby, I tell ya what.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; I done regret it and shit. You know? Shit happens. Shit be in the past, though and shit. I'm a new nigga, now. You dig, you feel me?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, I hear- I hear you.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yo, so I be burn no baby no baby fetus no more neither. I'm ready for baby now. I got a job and shit, I got rid of my stupid boats and shit too, damn.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, I heard you burned those boats.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Got rid of all of them boats. Not just my boats, neither. Got rid of boats, got rid of my expansion pass for boats, got rid of my paint kits for them boats, shit you know dog, I be goin' through my closet and shit, I got paint kit for boats I ain't even own, nigga. Man, sometimes a nigga just face his life and shit, when he ain't facin' it, he ain't realize what he got, 'til it's gone. Be like the song, and shit. You gots to get rid of all that shit, you feelin' me?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; I got boats in the closet, boats in the yard, boats in the living room, boats in the lawn, boats in my driveway and shit. Boats on the roof and shit. Shit be takin' over my house. Like a bad habit and shit, y'all feelin' me? <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yo, yo, y'all got- y'all got any nasty habits and shit there Chris?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; N-nasty habits?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, yeah, you know, any boats and shit? Model [[Wikipedia:Planes, Trains and Automobiles|planes, and trains, and automobiles]] maybe? Anything that be weighing you down, and shit?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Hmm, yeah-<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; We all got our demons and shit. You must got somethin', lay it on me, dog.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Oh... okay, well I did have [[CWCville|a whole city]] made out of [[Lego]]s that I tore- I des- pretty much tore it down, and-<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Huh, y'all done got a city of Legos and shit? Man, I feel you, that's gangsta.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; How much 'fetti y'all get for all them Legos, how much money you get?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Hmm, nah I didn't get very- I didn't give no- I didn't get much money from... I did- there just a whole bunch- a whole bunch of pieces of bricks and whatnot and people are already on their way and most children already have their own bunches of Legos, and they're like they don't need it any more to call up their house and all that.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Shiiit, I feel you. Take them Legos to the bank, get some Lego bills and shit. Man, I just took $30 worth of nickels to the bank this mornin'. Got myself some bills, I did. Jackson and a Hamilton and shit, goin' to [[Wikipedia:Popeyes Chicken &amp; Biscuits|Popeyes Chicken]] with that shit. Bet you feel that, right dog? Y'all ever been to Popeyes and shit?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Hmm, no I cannot say I have sampled Popeyes-<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Dog, oh dog you missin' out, missin' out. Damn good chicken and shit.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, I'm sure it is, I have heard good things about Popeyes.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; A'ight a'ight a'ight, you feel me, you feel me, and I feel you and shit. Damn, nigga. Yo, yo, I be digressin' and shit, we gettin' off topic. We be talkin' 'bout yours and mines nasty habits and shit, what else do you got, dog? Lay it on me.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Hmm...<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; I feel all righteous and shit, gettin' rid of all my boats, feel like a new nigga and shit. Feel like a whole new day be startin' for me. You ever have a feelin' like that, dog?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, I have felt that way before.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Tell me all about it, dog.<br /> <br /> === Slow Times at Manchester High (7:00 - 12:30)===<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Well pretty much felt like- felt like a big time star and all that when I had a good number of [[gal-pals|friends]] back in high school. But then I had- then I graduated and had to leave [[Chesterfield County]] where I was going to [[high school]] and move back [[Ruckersville]]. And then it just, pretty much went downhill for me, and I didn't have too many friends.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Shit, dog, I hear high school be fun and shit. Oh no, dropped out halfway through seventh grade and shit. That's a cross I had to bear and shit. Dayum.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Been tryin' to go to high school and shit, ain't no niggas in the school system be wantin' no nigga up in their classroom. They be playin' &quot;[[Kick the Autistic|Kick the Nigga]]&quot; and shit. Shit ain't gangsta, they be straight bustas and shit. Fuckin' niggas. Y'all know 'bout getting tormented and shit, ain't you? Tormented for your differences and shit.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, I got pretty much tormented for my [[autism]] and considerable [[Slow-in-the-minds|slow-mindedness]], that has happened to me before.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yo, yo, yo, dog, au-austiss- wait, the fuck that shit be? D- au...<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Autism, it's a- uh, it's a slowness in the mind where, it just, uh, it basically inhibits social functions. Y'know, being able to socialize as well as normal people. You can look it up on [[Wikipedia]].<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Oh, y'all be a slow-in-the-mind and shit, then, huh? Like that [[Wikipedia:Down syndrome|Down syndrome]] and shit. My cousin got that shit. Ain't got no neck and shit. Fuckin' shit, nigga can't fit no shirts.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Well, yeah, well, it's not uh- it is not Down syssdrome, it's way different from Down syndrome, just look it up on Wikipedia, and it's [[A-U-T-I-S-M]].<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Be more like that [[Asperger's]] and shit.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Um...<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; I ain't know anyone with that Asperger's, I hear that's some shit. They be all up in them trains and shit. Maybe I should get tested for that shit, I have my boats and shit. I probably grew out of it though, got rid my boats, though.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; So you got them Aspergers and shit, all right dog- all right. I hear you, I feel you. I feel you, yo, we all got our- we all got our differences, we all gots our liabilities.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; What else you got dog? Yo dog, you- you seem like a nice nigga and shit. Man, I ain't think this call gonna be pleaseant and shit, but so far we be doin' good. I ain't know why Jackie be comin' back to me and shit, when she got you. Says she ain't happy with you though. Why we gotta be talkin'? Why Jackie havin' us do this shit? She ain't explain nothing to me.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Well, she’s, uh-<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Man, yo, I love the bitch and shit, sometimes she treat me like a fuckin’ [[Wikipedia:House slave|house nigga]]. Shit, won’t-bitch won’t tell me nothin’.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah. I hear you. [[Barb|My-my mom]]-it happens between my mom and [[Bob|dad]]. It’s, uh, lack of communication and-yeah, shit like that.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Feel that, feel that. Fifty percent of marriages in this country lead to divorce because of that shit. Now, I’m [[Niggos|a black man]], so I’m naturally afraid of marriage and shit, so that probably ain’t gonna affect me and [[Jackie]]. But still, shit ain’t right. Shit ain’t gangsta.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah. I hear-<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Shit ain’t [[Wikipedia:Cornbread|cornbread]].<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I hear that.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; So why Jackie be not happy with you and shit? I mean, y’all know why Jackie wasn’t happy with me. I wanna know why Jackie ain’t happy with you. We got-we got’s to bond like true niggas.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah. Well, uh, she and I, uh, we’ve had our, uh, our fights as well, but, uh, with my computer went, uh, went all on the fritz and I wasn’t able to get back out-to get back on, and it’s like, I can’t afford to get a new computer right now to, uh, replace-a new computer tower, and, uh, and we-and we haven’t been able to talk to each other through, uh, [[AIM]] and, uh, she’s kinda felt neglected on that. And, uh, also she requested me to upload-to make and upload videos to YouTube for her, which I have done, and, uh-<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; A’ight, a’ight, I know about them videos and shit. I’ve been watching that shit. Man, I’ve been wondering what that shit all about, then I find out Jackie been asking y’all to do shit. Yo yo yo yo dawg, let me ask you a question and shit, though. Yo-<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Uh huh.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; You been doing these-You been doing these videos and shit. Why she be mad and shit? You be doing what she asks, right? You be doing everything-<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; -she asks?<br /> &lt;br&gt;(pause)<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Somethin’ about-<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Somethin’ about some comic she was bitchin’ about the other day. I was like, “Bitch! Go make me my fuckin’ steak dinner, bitch!” But she just keep railing on about [[Book10Replacement|that fuckin’ comic video]]. I watched that comic video, you scribbled some shit, maybe ‘cause you ain’t colorin’ shit, I don’t know.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Well, I mean, uh-<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Jackie-Jackie like them colors. Yo, hell, I ain’t got to tell you she like colors. She like me. That’s all the color she needs. I guess she wanted more color from you, though.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, well I mean, I recorded that video, I hadn't had a chance to color it in yet, but I had planned to color it in after that, and uh, and th- and I'll be taking the, uh video file and uploading to YouTube at the, uh, library. I just haven't been able to get out in my car lately.<br /> <br /> ===Turf Wars (12:30 - 16:00)===<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; I heard it be somethin' 'bout you pickin' fights with- with artisans and shit, other cartoonists? You be like, trollin' and shit. Startin' gang wars and shit?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Turf wars? I come from the streets, I know what turf war be all about. <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Eh. <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Shit. Ain't no winners in that game. Everybody lose.<br /> &lt;br&gt;(Pause)<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Hm. Well it's uh, not really a turf war, it's- ah, but I guess it can be considered like that. It's a- I have- I have been havin' my fights and bouts against a- like, a Internet bullies, and cyberbullies. [[Trolls]].<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; What is-<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; (interjecting) They just, uh- they just, uh- think they're breaking uh- I became like, a Internet celebr- Internet c-celebrity with my, uh, crea- my uh, my genius of [[Sonichu (comic)|my comic]], in my comics and whatnot. So yeah, they uh, just essentially torture me. They, uh- They- they- they- like, they- uh, really weigh me down. And plus, they, uh- like, called my, like, got my, they got overtime from between the hackings and they uh, pretend to be other people, and- and uh, and all that damn shit. It's, they uh- get a whole bunch of, uh [unintelligible]<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; I feel you, dog. I feel ya. <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; They get a whole bunch of footage from me and they just twist it and turn it the wrong way and just make my-and they just smear my once good name in the mud. Makes it very hard for me to get a job of my own with the background checks. Then-and they pretty much Google my-Google my name and all you get was, uh-all you get’s pretty much, other than the first, and their sole results is, uh, damn [[CWCki]] and uh, damn [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and that’s just a whole bunch of weigh-me-downs-<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; I feel ya, I feel ya.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''unintelligible''] –bad about me.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; That fuckin’ man hold a nigga down. Shit, I’ve been living that shit, whole life and shit. Damn. Fuckin’ niggas tryin’ to hold a nigga down. Yo yo, yo-<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; You know, Lars-<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yo yo yo, let m-oh, no no, you go ahead, dawg. You go ahead. <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Okay-<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; You go on with your righteous self.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah. Anyway, they also misla-they also mislabel me as a [[homos]]exual when I am a straight man.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Homosexual and shit? Damn. Like a- [''unintelligible'']<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''unintelligible'']<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; That what they say?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah they be calling me- yeah, they be calling me gay. But I'm a- but I'm a straight man.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Man, I know these niggas. Y'all like, they be all like men who have sex with men an' shit? They call themselves gay, but I'm like, nigga, you be gay if you be having sex with men. I mean, what that shit about? Fuckin' gay niggas, ain't wanna admit they gay. You know that gay shit, though, I think it's that, that macho shit. Ain't no black man want to admit to being a gay.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Dawg.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''unintelligible''] Yeah, yeah plus you know what also, you know along those lines what really ticks me off is when they-when they use the word &quot;gay&quot; when the word means &quot;stupid&quot; or &quot;retarded.&quot; <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Shit. All be like when niggas be using the word nigga an' shit. That be our word and shit, ain't no one got the right to use that shit. <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; You know how that feels 'an shit, it hurts me. Right here. Right fucking here. <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, I--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; I be tappin' my chest, where my heart muscle is? You can't see it 'cause we on the phone, but that's what I be doin'. To enunciate my point. So.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, I--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; What you sayin' is, when people call you gay, that be hurting you the same way, 'cause &quot;gay&quot; be like your word. Just like &quot;nigga&quot; be like my word, an' shit. Damn.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Shit.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Essentially, yeah, I know.<br /> <br /> ===The Alec Bason Nigga Parade (16:00 - 26:43)===<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yo, yo, yo, yo, dog, dog. Let me, let me go back, let me ax you. Ya'll say you be drawin' comics and shit, what kind of comics you draw, dog?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah. Ugh, it's uh, from a idea I had. Uh, in a nutshell it's essentially combining [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and [[Pikachu]]. Called him, uh, [[Sonichu]]. And that's all--he's like this, he actually goes on the adventures and whatnot, similar to Sonic the Hedgehog in one, he's got like electric powers and he can run fast and everything. They, and he hangs around, he hangs around, goes out with his girlfriend and uh, yeah, eventually they get married and uh, they have children.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Shit, be like Archie comics and shit. Y'know, I always though Archie be gay an' shit. Fuckin' Archie.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; N-no -- <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Archie Bunker with his negativity, fuckin' callin' people nigger. Gooks. Swanks. Wanks. Negros. All of his jughead remarks, shit. Fuckin Archie. That be like what your comic is like, dog?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Well, I mean essentially, that would be what it would've been, but then I, then that, I kind of like lost track of when the trolls, the uh, the trolls, the typos, and then they weighed me, they weighed me down. And then they, then you know the expression, &quot;too many cooks spoil the broth.&quot; Well, they used to get on my mind so much that they get, then I end up drawing them into my comic books, making them into villains, and yadda-yadda-yadda. They just, they just...and they just essentially just worsened my... most of my books. And then-- <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Alright.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah. Originally--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Alright.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah. Originally it was supposed to be like, you know, like ages 7 and up, but then I end up going to the content, uh, it could be considered, be like, be like definitely be considered adulterous. Even some, even some--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Alright.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Even some--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; I see.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Even some naked things I had but I, I just up and did. You know.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; You ain't be drawing your comic because these, 'cause these white niggas what be hatin' on your work. They be drinkin' all that Haterade. That why you ain't be drawing. I see.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Aw shit, dog! That be why Jackie asked you to do the comic and shit! Shit, it all falls together now, the last puzzle piece in place. Cracka, you know if you stop that it means they win, right? Ya'll gots to get up on that comic and shit.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, I real, yeah, I really do need to get back to drawing more, drawing more p, drawing more comics and pages. But I just haven't been able to find the inspiration. They weighed me down so bad they just affe, they just affected (?) me in the back of my mind and my subconscious.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; 'Em dog Jackie be telling me she thought she'd be your inspiration and shit. Ain't that the case and shit? What be goin' on then?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, she, yeah, she did--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Jackie be all like....Jackie be all like &quot;Aw shit, nigga!&quot; That's what she said to me, she said &quot;Aw shit, nigga! Why ain't Chris be drawin' no comic for me? Ain't I no inspiration and shit? Dayum!&quot; And I'll be like &quot;Damn, bitch! Go make me my steak dinner!&quot; Bitch be ballin' and shit. Fuckin' smack a ho...shit keeps up. Why you ain't draw the comic and shit for her?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Y, y, you can't, you can't exactly rush inspir, you can't exactly rush inspiration, for...uh...for one thing.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yo, yo, yo! But ain't, ain't my bitch Jackie, ain't she give you the story and shit for this comic vidya?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, she gave me the idea of, like uh, for uh, for the, for uh, one dude who originally was definitely not original part of the comic scene, but then he did his parody against me, and uh, in his comic he portrayed killing me and, they're like getting to war (?) go against me and uh, even, even agreeing with this, even agreeing with this guy who pretends, who uh, pretends to be me and...(sigh). Just more, whole bunch of more shit right there. Anyway, what, anyway what she wanted me to throw him a--she wanted me to throw like a parade in a, in a, in a...in the comic, in my comic scene. And you know, like, you know, I mean he did what he did to me in his comics and I took it literally. It's like, you know, he fuckin', he fuckin' just shot, he fuckin' just, a whole bunch of bullet wounds in one go on my, on my, on myself. And I ain't gonna throw him a parade on that, on that, on that scene and whatnot. <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yo, yo, yo, I feel you angry an' shit, dog, I feel you furious an' shit. You furious at this nigga. An' I feel it. You know, dog-- <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah. <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Jackie be talkin' to me. Jackie be sayin', ain't the problem that you hate this nigga. Problem be, that you lie to her and tell her you gonna do it when you ain't mean to. What up with that, dog?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; ''(Long pause.)'' Well, I have told her that I was eh--I would not be giving him a parade but she just insisted on that and she just, uh, and I would, I would say that she just, kind of like, got in her mind that, she thought that was that--I was definitely going to do that, even though--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; My shoulder, Jackie. <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Told her-- <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yo, yo, yo, yo dog, yo dog, my shoulder, Jackie. She be all like, she email you and ax you to do this video an' shit, an' then you email her back and say, &quot;Yeah bitch, ain't no problem an' shit, I'll be doin' that.&quot; Ya'll ain't made no, no...no prov-ver-acations an' shit. Ya'll ain't made no provesations.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yes, well, I mean that,, I told her i would, that i would draw her the pages, but I did not tell her that i was going to throw him- throw him a parade in the pages because I had said that I was not giving him a fucking parade.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; She said she wanted a parade an' shit, and then you write back saying you were gonna do it. <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; I mean I feel her anger. I feel her righteousness and shit. Lie or omission, still be a fuckin' liar and shit. Ya'll dig, dog?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; ''(Pause)'' Yeah.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Man, y'all got anger and shit, and I feel that. I feel that, I really do and shit nigga, but y'all got to stand up to yo' woman and shit, damn! Woman be tellin' you to do shit, y'all ain't just be lyin' to her. You gots a problem wit' yo' woman, you ain't lie to her, then all you got's two problems. Ya dig?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; How often you get laid, dog?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Uh... I'm sorry, what was that?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; How often you get laid? ''Pussy.''<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; How often--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; How often do I get laid?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, when the last time you cut some trim and shit?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Hm... I'm actually a virgin.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Aw, shit, dog. Explains that anger and shit. This be why you angry at them trolls.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; ''(Pause)'' Yeah, among other things.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Shit dog, see-- See dog, you be lyin' to women and shit, they ain't like that. Man, you ain't wanna do what no woman tells you to do, you just tell her straight up to her face. Then you have her go make you a steak dinner and shit. But you ain't lie to her and shit. Shit ain't gangsta. Shit be straight busta.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, I did tell her straight-- I did tell her straight up that I was not gonna be throwing that-- I was not gonna be throwin' him a fuckin' parade. I was not gonna draw him in a parade. <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; ''(Talking over each other)'' Yo dog, I be looking at printouts and shit. Y'all know us niggas don't be doin' too well on the Internet, Jackie be printin' out printouts and shit for me. Yo I be lookin' at printouts and shit. And... <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; In the email, she said, &quot;Hey Chris, why don't y'all do that parade video for that, Alec... Alec Bason... Nigga, whatever his name is. Alec Bason Nigga. And then you say, &quot;Sure Jackie, I'll be on that shit!&quot; Y'all ain't make not protestations. why ain't y'all say nothing then?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; ''(Pause)'' Hm. Well--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Y'all said you gonna do it. Ya'll not mean to do it. You feel me?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, tommorow, to let you know, uh-- This, it was essentially, in the replacement pages where I do not, uh, end up, I do not end up giving Alec a gory-- and his crew, a gory demise, like I did originally. ''(Pause)'' I did not--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yo, bitch Jackie said to throw this nigga a parade. You say &quot;a'ight, I'm a do that.&quot; Then you didn't. ''(Pause)'' You be lyin' to women and shit often, dog? This be why you still a virgin and shit?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; ''(Sigh)''<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Smellin' me, dog?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; No-- No, it's... ''(Sigh)'' Well... Wait a minute, ''(Sigh)'' My brain-- I gotta catch up my brain, here. Mm.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; A'ight, a'ight. I feel that.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; ''(Long pause; some grunting heard while Chris catches up his brain)''<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; ''(At Jackie:)'' Yo bitch don't burn that casserole! Fuckin' bitch. <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Well--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Hold-- Hold on.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; ''(Pause)'' Yeah, you still there?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah. Yeah dog, I be here. I be wit' you.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Alright. Alright, well. Well, I do not mean to, I did not mean to lie to her, but I did tell her straight up that I did not-- That I had no intention of throwing that... Of throwing that dude a parade.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Nah dog, I be lookin' at the emails, she said to throw him a parade, you say you gonna do it. You ain't say &quot;I ain't throwin' a parade.&quot;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; ''(Pause)'' Yeah well I told-- Yeah I mean I told her I did not wanna throw him- throw him- throw him a parade. <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; When you tell her this shit, I ain't see this shit. When you tell her you ain't throwin' a parade? I need some help and shit, dog, I ain't feelin' where you at.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Well, maybe uh...<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Gots ourselves a... discommunication.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I-- Yeah... I think it was discommunication.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; No I mean between us and shit dog, I ain't feeling where you at. 'Cause I see the emails and shit, she say throw a parade for the nigga. You say a'ight. But you ain't mean a'ight.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Well, I said-- Well I said alright in drawing the replacement pages.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; You said a'ight to the whole email though.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; But I did not--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; You ain't pick out bits and pieces, and say yes to this, and no to that. That's why I'm-- I be confused, I be confuzzled and shit.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Hm. Yeah uh--<br /> <br /> ===Fueling the Fire (26:43 - 28:30)===<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yo, yo, dog, let me relate a cautionary tale an' shit. Shit, shit happened way back in Jackie an' I first relationship and shit. Man, bitch be all like, &quot;Lars, you best be gettin' rid of them boats, lest I bounce and shit,&quot; and I be like, &quot;A'ight, a'ight dog, I'll be gettin' ridda my boats and shit, shorty. Shit, you'll see and shit. Damn!&quot; Then the bitch was like, &quot;A'ight, you be gettin' rid of them boats, I don't wanna see no boats here in 48 hours.&quot; I'll be like, &quot;A'ight.&quot; I ain't mean to get ridda them boats. I just went out and bought mo' boats. Shit, bitch was all like, &quot;Lars, you need to lose boats. Y'all be like, addicted and shit. You need to stop buyin' boats and shit.&quot; I be like, &quot;A'ight&quot; every fuckin' time. Every fuckin' time. I just payin' the bitch lip service and shit. Soon enough, whole fuckin' house fulla boats and shit. <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; I ain't ever mean to get ridda them boats, I just keep buyin' more boats. Y'all ever had anything like that shit? Someone want you to get ridda somethin', you say &quot;a'ight&quot;? Then you don't, and you just keep gettin' more? Fuckin' addiction, and shit. Fueling the fire.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Be like slavery, fueling them flames of injustice and shit.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Once you got that shit, can't stamp it out, and shit. Sheeeeit.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; ...Yeah.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Y'all feel me, dog?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, I feel you. Hm. Alright well--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Who my nigga?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Alright well, anyway--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Who my nigga? Whoa, whoa, dog. Who my nigga? Ya'll be my nigga, right?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Y'all be feelin' me.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah I be feelin' ya.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah. Y'all be my nigga? Say it, dog. Say you my nigga.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Alright... I'll be yo nigga.<br /> <br /> ===Never Gonna Give You Up (28:30 - 34:25)===<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Sheeeit. Dog be righteous and shit, up in here. Be all gangsta and shit. Nigga I ain't expect this shit, y'all an me. We be homies and shit. Damn. I ain't know why Jackie wanna get rid a yo ass. That's what I'm tryin'a find out an' shit. 'Cause I'm confuzzled. Might be this lyin' and shit, maybe that be why she all mad at you an' shit. Might be somethin' else, I dunno. Anything else? What's goin' on there? ''(Pause)'' How much y'all love Jackie and shit?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; How mu- I- I love- I love- I care and love Jackie a lot.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; How much? How much-- you love her more than what? Put it into quantintative terms and shit. ''(Pause)'' I'll be like--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Well--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; I'll be like-- Every night, I be like, &quot;Jackie, I love yo ass more'n the moon an' shit. I would throw away the moon an' shit, Death Star that shit! Fuck. Ain't need to tides an' shit. All I need's my Jackie.&quot; Feelin' me? Damn!<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; What'd y'all give up for that bitch?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; ''(Pause)'' Well I mean, I'll give up- I mean I would give up most anything for... for Jackie and me to be together.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yo dog, she ever ask... ax you to be givin' up shit for her? ''(Pause)'' She ask me to give away my boats and shit. I be all like, refusin' an' shit, first time around. Shit be what burned our relationship. That and the whole fetus thing. Shit. Bitch ain't never gonna let me live that shit down. Be all harpin' on me, every time she serve me dinner and shit. Suckin' my dick, all I hear be like ''(Does impression of Jackie's dick-muffled voice)'' &quot;Lars, why you kill my baby?&quot; Fuckin' bitch. Yo, dog, I be digressin' and shit. Y'all my nigga, y'all gots to be cuttin' me off when I do that. Ten to wax philosophical and shit. My bad. My bad. Let's go back to that question and shit. What y'all givin' up for Jackie? ''(Pause)'' Thinka she like Lent and shit, what you givin' up?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Well, I mean, If I had the moon I would give that up for her as well.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; A'ight, a'ight, I feel ya. Be all... poetical. Metaphorical and shit. Poetaphorical. Shit be romance, all Hallmark greetin' cards and shit. Bitches love that. Bitches be slobberin' all up on yo balls and dick when they hear that shit. Damn! ''(Pause)'' Practical terms, though, what y'all givin up for her? Like, like the metaphorical, I be givin' up the moon for the bitch. I ain't own the moon and shit. I ain't got no Death Star. Ain't no Empire gonna let no nigga in charge of a Death Star an' shit. Even that biggest galaxy nigga in the world, Darth Vader and shit, turned out to be pasty fuckin' white dude underneath. Shit. Lando Calrissian, fuckin' Uncle Tom and shit. Sellin' out a nigga to the Empire. <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; What y'all givin' up? I gave up my boats. <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I actually, uh...<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; I burned them boats!<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Ashes to ashes. Swords to plowsheds and shit.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah. I tell you what, I'd be givin' up, uh... all other- I be givin' up, uh... The planet- The, uh planet closest to the Sun for Jackie. Mercury.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Shiiit, nigga. Ain't that shit be all dwarf planet and shit now? They be cuttin' three inches off that planet's dick an' shit? Heard that shit back in 2006. Fuck.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; No, you're thinkin' about- You're thinkin' of Pluto, the planet that is ''farthest'' away from the Sun, this is the planet ''closest'' to the Sun.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; A'ight, a'ight, I see. I see. Yeah, Space be black an' shit, but don't let that confuzzle you an' shit. Ain't no nigga goin' up in Space, I tell ya what. Fuckin'--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Man gonna keep a nigga down. Keep a nigga on the ground. Keep a nigga from flyin'. Keep a nigga from tryin'. Sheeeit. Got my finger on the trigger, niggas wonder why. Livin' in the city, it's do or die, nigga. Y'all feel me?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; I know y'all feel me, y'all be my nigga an' shit. Who my nigga? Who my nigga, dog?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I'm yo nigga. <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; You're my nigga, dog. You're my nigga. A'ight, a'ight, a'ight, I feel you. Let's go back to the metaphorical, metafusical, question of the evening. Y'all be givin' up Mercury? <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Y'all be givin up the Moon? Y'all be givin' up Ceres and shit? Fuckin' [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moons_of_Pluto Nix and Hydra], goddamn bullshit little moons. What else y'all givin' up? What practicalities and... reala-tala-calaties be you givin' up and shit? In the here and now, what be down here ain't no planet. What y'all givin' up for the bitch? ''(Pause)'' I would give up the Moon, and shit, and I'll give away Ceres, and Proxima Centauri and all that shit, but down here on the planet Earth, I be givin' away my boats and shit. Burnin' that shit. Put it to ash. Put them ashes on the mantle. Up on my fireplace and shit. Ain't got no ashes of my daddy, my daddy be fleein' me when I was a baby and shit. Ain't no black man can raise a baby, they all flee. So I ain't got my daddy's ashes. That ain't where he is. Y'all be my daddy for all I know. Shit. ''Man'', I be waxin' off again! You ever just wax off like that? Shit. Once you start, ya just can't stop. 'Til you pop. Fuckin' bullshit.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Anyway dog, I be takin' up all the air time-- The word time, dawg, you gots ta lay it down for me, what y'all givin' up for Jackie? I'll be shuttin' up now, I'll be shuttin' up now, y'all see your piece, y'all be righteous.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Alright, the uh, the rea- In the reality...<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Right, dog.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I'd be giving up my... video game time.<br /> <br /> ===The PS Triple Investment (34:25 - 48:15)===<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Oh, y'all be gettin' rid a them vidya games and shit. Eh?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah I got rid of the, I got rid of a lot of video games I've been hoarding over the years.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; That PS Triple an' shit? Damn. Shit be like 800 dollars and shit, right? Shit be like a money sink. I feel ya dog, be good you be gettin' ridda that shit. How much 'fetti you get for that shit? Y'sell that shit off. yeah?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; ''(Stressful Pause)'' No, I have not, no-- I have not sold my... Playstation 3. And it ha-- and I have invested a lot ''into'' it. Ever since I had it.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Invested and shit? Y'all be like playin' stocks and shit? What y'all talkin' 'bout, &quot;investin'&quot;?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, it's just, you know... I downloaded a lot of stuff. On to it.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yo, dog, I be downloadin' a lotta boats and shit, too. Ain't see me keepin' no boats around, I be burnin' all my boats. Ain't no investment, be a curse and shit. Like a black hole. That be one a them astronomical things. Think Pluto gonna turn into a black hole 'cause it pissed off about bein' a dwarf planet. Pluto be like, like a giant boat. Filled with (?) paint kits and shit. All that money.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; So y'all be givin' up them vidya games. Whoa-whoa-wait, wait, nigga. Nigga, nigga, nigga, my nigga. <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Y'all say you givin' up them vidya games, but y'all got no-- Y'all got the PS Triple and shit, still.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah that's another thing, I--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; I be confuzzled.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; That's another thing that, uh, kinda ticks me- It kinda ticks me off a bit, uh, I do not-- I do not like it when... When uh, when the trolls, have been- [[Hex Box|You know, they pretty much seem to have started the trend of calling the Playstation 3 a... &quot;PS Triple&quot;.]] [[Chris and Hypocrisy|And I just do not- I just- That just rubs me the wrong way, man.]]<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Shit, dog. Why y'all ain't like that and shit? Just be a box fulla toys and shit, why y'all be defendin' the name and shit? I mean I feel ya, wantin' to defend the name, defend the honor, defend the honor of a honest woman and shit? Man, I be all up on that shit. Wanna be up that poon tang, you gotta be defendin' that honor and shit. Man, like my bitch, little Cubby, he be sayin' &quot;Bitch, yo bitch be all bitch and shit,&quot;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, I hear ya.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; I be like, &quot;I'm a pop yo ass.&quot;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, I be standin'-- I be standin' up for... I be standin' up for my woman too, you know, I defendin' her from any- from anybody that comes upon her. Yeah, look--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; So y'all be defendin' your PS Triple like it be a woman and shit? I be confuzzled and shit.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; The PS... The PS Triple no woman, it just, it's just a... dang material possession. And the-- and, and uh, and Jackie being the wonderful woman she is, and the wonderful person, very s-- best person there is, you know... She's a lot more important than a dang ol' video game console. ''(Pause)'' But still, you know, after I invested a whole lot in there over the- over that- over that... my time I had it, it's like you know, I ain't gonna get that back and I'm certainly not gonna be able to get ''[indecipherable]'' for it. Face value.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Ain't y'all gonna get Jackie and shit though? Ain't Jackie be worth more than a PS Triple and shit? Jackie cook a mean steak dinner and shit. All the fixins. Throw some grits on there. Some Starburst. Little grape soda on the side. Mmm-mmm-mmm!<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yep. I tell ya, If I can't, uh, If I can't sell my PS Triple, I tell ya something else, I tell you, another thing I would definitely get rid of for Jackie, I'd get rid of a whole bunch of the, uh... Transformers I got.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Why can't y'all get ridda that PS Triple though, dog? I-- I ain't be feelin' it, I ain't be understandin' and shit. Y'all got my mind twisted and turned, with these phrases. I know y'all ain't mean it and shit, but I ain't be feelin' it. I need y'all help, dog. I be slow and shit, I ain't be figuring it out. Why ain't y'all give up that PS Triple and shit, dog? Worked hook, line and sinker with my boats.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I downl-- Listen, I downloaded over 4000 dollars worth of content and... at face value it's not gonna get me back 4000 dollars.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Shiiit, dog! Ain't about the money and shit. Shit be about gettin' rid of addictions and shit. Y'know I how much I drop on boats and shit? Forty-five thousand dollars! I got like, six credit cards for that shit. Y'know how hard it is for a black man to get one credit card, I got six! Six, nigga. That's how dedicated I was to them fuckin' boats. That's how-- them boats was my life, nigga. Them boats was my life! Sheeit. But I burned them boats, ain't get no money for that shit. That money be ''gone'', nigga. I got debts to pay off and shit. But I be an honest nigga now. I ain't lettin' no addiction control me. Why you ain't get rid a that PS Triple? I be feelin' Jackie, like, that's what she want.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I- I- I-- Lemme just- Just let me talk, here.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Y'all go ahead, dog. I'm listenin'.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Alright. Listen, I do not, I would not need to sell the console in order for me to not spend any more. I just- will just swear upon-- Upon my Aunt Corrina's grave. On that, and uh, my fam- On the life of myself and my mom and my dad. Everybody in my family. And I will just not- I will not spend... Any-- I will just not spend any more-- ''[Audio gets fucked up here while Chris continues lying]'' --downloading for the P-- <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; A'ight, I hear ya.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; ''[Audio still messed up]''<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Ain't Jackie ask you to do that a while ago and shit? Ain't Jackie ask you to not spend on that a while ago, ain't that what she said? That what she be tellin' me. Ain't y'all still be spendin' and shit though? <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; ''(Pause)'' I--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yo dog, as a nigga that seen the worst of addictions, I gotta level wit' you, bro. Just ain't work that way, dog. Sheeeeeeit. Y'all go ahead, dog, y'all go ahead.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Look, I mean, it just- it just had to be, uh... one that I would have- I would have to able- I just would have to be able to show it to her in person, you know. I treat- I treat her right. I would treat her right in person, and I would not be th-- My money would be going all to- All towards her, and... Not on anything new that goes on the, uh, PS Triple.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; So you ain't been buyin' games for, like... How long, Jackie ask you that shit like... Months ago, and shit, right? You ain't been buying no games for all that time?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; ''(Pause)'' I ain't been-- I ain't buying no game for about a month. Buying no new games.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; &quot;About a month&quot;?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Ain't gonna... Yeah.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; This... This be any games and shit, this be just that... That, what the fuck, Jackie-- ''(Yells at Jackie)'' Yo bitch, what you call that? That... &quot;PSN&quot; shit? Fuckin'... what that stand for, &quot;PS Nigga&quot; and shit? Sheeeit. Gonna be a lawsuit up there at Sony, with this bitch. Y'all be spendin' money just on that? You don't be buying games at the... CostCo and shit? Buyin' them hard copies? ''(Pause)'' Don't lie to me, dog, don't lie to me.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; A bunch- a bunch--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Dog, you be my nigga an' shit? You be my nigga?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; You be my nigga an' shit, don't be lyin' to me. Bros before hos, dog. We be tight, dog.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, I--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; You be feelin', I be touchin'.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, I ain't lyin'-- I ain't lyin' to you. It's essentially, you know, the stuff I download from the PSN, there's no... uh, it-- And the &quot;N&quot;, by the way, it stands for &quot;Network&quot;, &quot;PlayStation Network&quot;.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; A'ight.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; But anyway, it's stuff that mostly-- Stuff, mostly stuff that you just cannot f-- You just cannot get on hard copy. There's no hard copy for mosta the stuff they got on there.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; But y'all still be buyin' shit. Y'all still be buyin' games on PSN.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; ''(Pause)'' Yeah, y-- Yeah, but, yeah it's like, uh- It's like, uh, world wide web, it's like, Internet thing, it's like... Alright. You-- You know of iTunes, right?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; &quot;Internet&quot;? Like the white folks' street corner and shit, yo dog I feel you. iTunes and shit.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, iTunes, it--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Be more like ''WhiteTunes'', with all that white color.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, iTunes or Rhapsody or Napster. Well, point is, you know, it's... It's uh, you know--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; So y'all be spendin' money and shit on this PSN.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; ''(Pause)'' Yeah.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; But ain't Jackie not want you to be doin' that shit though?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, I will- And I promise her that I would not do that, and I have not been... doing that. ''(Pause)'' For about a month now.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Bitch be tellin' me she up on that PS Nigga, she be lookin' at y'all... Y'all Facebook on that nigga. Shit, I ain't know. I ain't know this Internet shit. Internet be like Space, ain't no nigga gonna up on that Internet neither. Fuckin' Man keepin' us down. Anyway... sheeit. Bitch be tellin' me she all up on that PS Nigga and she check your... Your trophies, and your accolades, and shit. Nigga be gettin' all new trophies for new games and shit, all through the month.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Actually those were new trophies for games I had already-- I already owned.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; So y'all be... Y'all be havin' game you ain't played for months, but you still buyin' shit? I feel that, I feel that, I was like that with my boats and shit, I be buyin' boats... I ain't even take 'em in the tub for... six months and shit. Nigga like his bubble bath with boats, no? Some times I have my favorite boats, sometimes I have my less favorite boats, sometimes I have my not favorite boats at all, nigga. I ain't even like them boats. So you and me, we be in the same boat and shit, y'feel me? ''Sheeeeeeeeeeit.'' Dawg, we be tight and shit. Y'all be up in my grill and shit. Y'all be... up in my 'fetti. ''(Awkward Pause)''<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I hear that.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; A'ight, a'ight, a'ight, a'ight, a'ight, let me ax you then.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Uh-huh.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; So Jackie, she be all bitchin' at you, she be all like, &quot;Chris, I know you ain't be buyin' no boats, and... PSN nigga boats, and... PS Nigga games&quot;, and... she ain't want you buyin' none a that shit. A'ight? But then you go... you still gonna be playin' this shit. Yo bitch be all like, ain't want you, ain't want you playin' wit' yo boats and shit, yo PS boats. Shit be all addictive and shit, ya feel?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; ''(Pause)'' Yeah.... You have to forgive me for... things there, you kinda talk a little fast, and I'm just tryin' to-- Just wanna make sure I'm able to understand you.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; A'ight, dog, a'ight. You take your time and shit.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah but, we cool.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Brovaries before ovaries, and shit. We cool. You take your time.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; You take your sweet time. ''(Pause)'' <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah bu--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; So what y'all thinka that? You need a clarification, and shit? A bifurcation? Y'all got, y'all be feelin' me, y'all be feelin my question.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah. Uh--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; So what y'all...<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Uh, I'm not really sure what the question is, though.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; A'ight, a'ight, I be, I'll be rephrasin' with the past parsable and shit. So my bitch Jackie, she be all like, &quot;Chris, I ain't want you plain' none a them games, now.&quot; You be gettin' games up on that PS Nigga. You be playin' them games all day and night. Sheeeeit, addiction be all &quot;spiral of doom&quot; and shit. Ain't about just the money. It's about the ''tiiiime'', nigga. 'Bout the ''effort'', nigga. All that time an effort, go in to the volunteerin' and shit. Work at the hospital. Be a fuckin' hospice nurse and shit. <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Oh--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; I did that shit for nine months. Fuckin' made me a new man and shit. Watch a buncha old white people die? Sheeeeit. Ain't nothing feel better than that. All them old slave-owners and share-croppers be droppin' like flies, and here Lars be. Lars McNulty. Sheeeit. That shit feel good, nigga.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, by the way--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Watchin' white people die.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; It's like, you're asking me, you're- you're asking me, uh, why I be spending all my extra time playing video games instead of like, you know, goin' out, uh... to volunteer work or some-- shi-- or stuff like that.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; True dat, dog, true dat. You be feelin' me.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, I be feeling ya. Uh, but mostly, but mostly, uh, on the one point, it's like, I would not know where to look. And plus, you know, goin' out for a job, after all the, uh, after them trolls been weighing me down since November 2007, smearin' my name in the... ''[Audio cuts out while Chris continues whining]''<br /> <br /> ===Fuck Tha Police (48:15 - 57:30)===<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Sheeeeit. A'ight, a'ight, I feel ya. But, y'all know, dog, y'all know them background check and shit, just be for criminal shit. Now I know all about the criminality. I be a black man, I had a record since I was 8. Sheeit. Try'd to rob Starbucks with a fake gun. Nigga, y'all ever rob Starbucks, you best bring a real gun, nigga. Go whole hog on that shit. Ridin' that pagan justice into town and shit. Fuck. You spend any time in the joint, nigga?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I ain't spent no time in no joint, man.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Y'all be lucky and shit, dog. No, no, y'all ain't be lucky and shit, y'all be white. That's what that shit is. A black man be like... turn 18, he go do 2 and a half in fuckin' C Block and shit.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, I--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Taste a lotta maple syrup in that time. Anyway dog, I be- What I be sayin' to you and shit, that background check, they ain't gonna see no... No white niggas on the Internet makin' fun a your... Your Pokemon fanfiction and shit. Y'all feelin' me?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeahhh, it-- I feel you but--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; They ain't be holdin' that against you.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah but they have a lot more than just the, making fun of the, uh... Pokemon fanfiction. They got a lot more than that, I mean they claim- I mean they claim me... They- They mis- The trolls, they be throwin' around those bad labels on me, like... a pedophile.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Nigga y'all be- Y'all be missin' my point though. Nigga, you ain't spend no time up in the joint. Your background check should be golden shit. Y'all ain't got no problems and shit.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, but th-- Yeah. But also, th- I do have po- I do have a police record on file, uh, for... Couple- For...<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Oh, word?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Couple of offenses... Yeah, I had a couple of police records on file--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; You be fightin' The Man and shit? Sheeeeeit, tell me all about it, dog, what you be doin'?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Uh...<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; You be takin' down po-po? Fuckin' 5-0 and shit? What you got? I'll swap stories with you, and shit. You go first, though.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; It be essentially, uh, just... Havin' a bad time and disagreements and what-not. With th- With this, uh- With this... dude, down over at the Game- Over at the Game and Hobby Place. He just be havin' his own gripe against me, and lookin' for a way- Lookin' for an excuse to ban me from his store, and then, and then... Then he did, so he banned me from the store, he... But he never wanted me to come back, and then I come back like about a year later askin' him- askin' if I can come back and he don't let me come back and... So I leave and then I come back next year and then, uh... Same thing again except worse, he act- he actually gives me- actually puts um... Officially on police record! Don't want- He don't want me... Tresspassing on th- He don't want me, y'know, um, being anywhere near that place.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; A'ight, dog, I feel that.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; He just- He just be all, afraid of me and shit like that. And plus also, I have like, uh, I've had like, uh, past-- Past accusations of quote-unquote &quot;soliciting&quot;, when I was out in my early days of my Sweetheart Search lookin' for- Lookin' for a woman of my own, be usin' a sign, like you know, I be like... &quot;Current age year-old man, seek- lookin' for an 18 to current age year-old woman! Be my sweetheart and junk!&quot; And they be-- They misinterpret that, they be thinkin' I be lookin' just for the-- Just for the booty call! But no, I ain't lookin' just for the booty call, I'm lookin' for the long run, the emotional attachments and everythaaang! They just misinterp- They just misunderstand me, and they handcuff me and everythang, they came- They handcuff me a couple a times, they drag me around, and they even dogpile on me one time, rub my head on the carpet, I be bleedin' out- I been bleedin' out left side of my forehead that day! Put me in the dang-- Put me in the dang cop car and I get offended by the ambulaaaance, where they see that blood stain... Blood-soaked stain! Heaaaad wouuund, from that carpet burn on the left side of my forehead there!<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; A'ight, nigga, a'ight, nigga. You get down wit' y'all bad self. Sheeeeit. Badass, you be stickin' it to 5-0 and shit! Tresspassin' and shit. I see, I feel ya, I smell ya, dog. Y'all be tresspassin', be shootin' it off to them white niggas. Shiiit. So y'all be tresspassin' on the here nigga's property to be stickin' it to that man and shit. That be what I feelin'? That be what you doin', dig?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; ''(Pause)'' Yeeeeeah.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; A'ight, a'ight, so you--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; You be feelin' me, dog.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; So you all go tresspassin' and shit, you know you ain't welcome and shit.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Y'all be like, &quot;Fuck dat shit, I own that store! I'm a go stick that place up and shit! I'm a fuckin' bust a cap in his ass!&quot; Y'all be like, &quot;I ain't gives no fuck about right and wrong and shit!&quot; Nigga in the city, dog. Niggas wonder why. <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, I be poppin- Yeah I be poppin' a- I'd be poppin' a cap in that- In that old- In that old Michael Snyder ass, I tell you what. It's like, if and I had me, if I had me a real life gun but I don't have a real life gun, though like you know, all I got is my, uh... All I got is my slow-mind wit, and uh, not mu- Not much else going on there. So it's like I don't really have much of an offense, as much as a defense, dog. And I, but-- <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Lemme ax you--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; The only option there is just to split.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Let me ax you, dog--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; 'Til another thing, until I can actually go on the offense.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Let me ax you, dog. So you gonna take some nigga, and you gonna say like, &quot;Bitch, this nigga be goin' down and shit.&quot; And you pick this, you pick this nigga, this nigga at this... This game store and shit. Why you pick this nigga to pick a fight with and shit?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; He- He- He picked-<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; What about this nigga?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; He picked a fight with me first, he just had his own griefs, he just had his own griefs, his own gripes and scares against me. He be thinkin' I be like... He be thinkin' like y'know, I know... He be havin' his own weird accusations against me, probably thinkin' that I w- He probably... Damn troll niggers who... Who damn throw the label of pedophile on me and damn ol' buncha shit offa him. He be throwin' all them labels on me and just lookin' for a damn excuse to kick me out of that store and ban me forever and the he- And then... And then he did find a damn excuse and it damn happened and they called tresspassin' and everthiiing.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; So y'all, y'all be goin' on property when you know you ain't-- It be someone elses property and shit, and you be like, &quot;Fuck that, I ain't give a shit about right and wrong! I ain't give a shit about what someone else wants! I ain't give a shit about no other nigga's property, and personal reliability, and safe-ety.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah besides which--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; And personal responsibility.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah besides which that-- That ain't really his store, he's just rentin' on- He's just rentin' on that location! They just been rentin' there for a long time! It ain't really his--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; So he be payin' his rent and shit. So it be his store and shit, then. You be all like, &quot;Fuck dat shit, I ain't give a shit 'bout no other nigga's property. I'm a take what I want and fuck all y'all niggas.&quot; Shit, dog, I be feelin' that. That be my gangsta life, in my teenage years, back when I be 8 and shit. I be all like goin' up in the stores, and be like &quot;What, nigga? What, you gonna kick me out cuz I stealin' shit? Cuz I be yellin' at people? Cuz I be screamin' my head off? Sheeeit. Fuck that shit, nigga! I do what I want!&quot; Be some Maury Povich up in here and shit. I feel ya, dog. You ain't gives no fucks.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; ''(Pause)'' Yeeeah.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah. Fuck that shit! Ain't give no shit if that be his store and what-not.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeeeah.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yo dog, so you say you have a weakness with the offense, but you be good with the defense and shit.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; So let me ax you, some nigga come up in yo house and shit, and be all like, &quot;Dude I wanna come up in here and shit.&quot; And y'all be like, &quot;Shit, nigga. This be my house and shit, y'all ain't comin' up in here without no invitation and shit.&quot; And he be like, &quot;''Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit'', nigga! I do what I want, I'm a call up on y'all house!&quot; What ya'll gonna do? Some nigga come up in yo business.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I ain't got no gun, I'll beat his ass, I'm pretty str-- I'm very strong. I'd give him an ol' ''CLOP! CLOP! HIYA!''<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Sheeeit, dog, I feel that.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; If that be the case... But I'd make sure that I be cool, dog, y'know, I'd make sure I started that, like y'know, he'd throw the first punch, and if he throw the first punch and I-- Then I de-fennnnd, and I throw- And then I throw- Then I would punch back in defense!<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Then y'all be throwin' a tresspassin' notice and shit on him. Ain't that the truth, nigga. Ain't y'all be, y'all be saltin' the wounds and shit. Puttin' a criminality record upon this nigga. Ain't that what y'all gon' do, dog. Sheeeit. Now I ain't never filed no tresspassin' notice on any nigga what started shit with me. See I be a black man and shit, so the police, if you ever call the police when you a black man? They come and shoot your ass. They ain't givin' no fucks. You be white and shit. You can use the system against the system and shit. Y'all see what I mean and shit?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeeeah. I hear ya.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah. Say yeah.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Whole buncha damn-- Whole buncha the damn racism that they been got goin' on, but I ain't like that. I be respec- I have respect for my black man. And I have respect for you, man, 'cause we cool.<br /> <br /> ===One Big Gray Nigga (57:30 - 1:04:30) ===<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Y'all be feelin' me, y'all my nigga and shit, dog. Sheeeeit. Nigga be Prime Time up in here, dog. Shit. Fuck. Damn!<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, and in fact I enjoy- I the, uh, comedies- I enjoy the TV shows I get from the... From the black man, including The Jeffersons, and... Bill Cosby, and... Sandford and Son, alla them. All them--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; ''&quot;Sandford and Son&quot;''???! Bitch I know you ain't bring up Sanford and Son, fuckin' sharecropper shit. Goddamn Uncle Tom and shit. Sheeeit. Traitor to his race and shit, dog. All that spoon jockey (?) shit, blackface... Bamboozled and shit.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; All I see is sleepin' (?), that's what all that shit be. Fuck that shit, stereotypin' a nigga in a bad light and shit.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Well, man I--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Us niggas, we already got our trouble with the bad light and shit, 'cause we be all dark and shit. Ain't no light what can shine a good light on our dark skin and shit. Then you got the TV shows. Then you got the H-B-O and shit. Fuckin' shit.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah well man, I don't mean, I-- Yeah I don't mean to jump no jive, man, I just be givin' a few examples of some of the shows I see. But I watch- I watch other shows too, where they- where they make GOOD examples of the- Of the black man and the black woman.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Four hundred years, dog.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Four hundred years of opression.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah I--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yo dog, know what I'm doin'? I'm holdin' up my fist in solidarity. Yo, nigga, hold up you fist for me.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; You holdin' up yo fist, dog? Hope y'all ain't smilin' and shit.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah I'm holdin' up my fist, man.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Y'all ain't be smilin' and shit, right? <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Niggas, we can't be smilin'. That takes away... the gravitas of what we can do. See-<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, I be holdin'- I be holdin' up my f- I be holdin' up my fist in respect, dog. I--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yo, dog. Yo, dog, I feel you.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, I hold it in respect. <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; A'ight.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; We cool.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yo dog, where all this shit come from? We be bulin' our- our ''velocity'' toward ''ferocity'' and toward ''audacity'' of hope and change and chope and shit. Fuckin' Big Bama's House up in here. A black nigga and a white nigga be mixin' and matchin', make ourselves one big gray nigga and shit. See what I doin', dog?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Fuckin' bridgin' the gaps of... Of ''inequality'', and ine- ''inequity'', and... ''Ine-quali-equity'', and shit. Damn.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yo, dog, this shit be all about Jackie and shit, though, dog. Jackie be all like, glarin' daggers at me and shit. I be like, &quot;Bitch, only daggers I wanna see from you are those two daggers on yo' chest and shit, now take off your top while you be makin' me my steak dinner!&quot; Bitch be all like, &quot;Sheeeit, I burned myself last time I do that, nigga. Y'all want burn scars on this body?&quot; I be like &quot;Hell no, dog, you already got that C-Section scar from where I aborted that baby!&quot; Sheeeit, bitch all scarred up and used up already. So let's get back to Jackie and shit. Now, Jackie ain't be happy wit' y'all and shit. And Jackie ain't sure if she be happy wit' me and shit. So we gots to figure out, and numerate, and enunciate exactly why the ''posivericating'' is happenin' with this shit. Why the bitch be mad at you, and why the bitch be mad at me? We figure this out, dog, we figure this out, nigga. Brovaries before ovaries, dawg, you feelin'?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, I feel ya.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; So, bitch be all, like, you be lyin' to her and shit. And I feel that. I feel why she pissed about that shit. And as a advice, and... cautionary to you: Y'all ain't be lyin' to no bitch. Y'all can smack a bitch, y'all can punt a bitch, y'all be like &quot;Bitch, I ain't doin' that shit&quot; all up in her face and shit, but y'all ain't be lyin' to a bitch. 'Cause then the shit roll downhill. Shit be like a Hydra and shit, you cut one head off that bitch, two head grow back, you be lyin' to her. They catch you on that shit, they always do, nigga. Indeed! Sheeeeit.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; So, bitch be mad cuz you be lyin' to her. And bitch be mad cuz you ain't gettin' rid a that addiction and shit, y'all feelin' me? <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah I feel ya, I tell you what, I- I'll make it right, I will make this right with Jackie, I tell you what, you tell her this from me too and I- and I'll promise it to you too, man, cuz we cool. I'll draw a parade for Alec, and I'll make it like, you know, he was found innocent, like she wanted. I'll fix the pages and do it right for her.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Sheeeit.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I'll take care of that like, you know, within- within the next few days, and vid- and it'll be up, all colored and everything, be uploaded.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Well shit, dog.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I'll take care of that for her.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Well shit, dog, shit, see now in the interest of camaraderie, and... niggaraderie, and all that shit. In the interest of all that shit, this gray nigga we be buildin', I gots to be honest wit' you.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Also, in the interest of not bein' hypocrital, and hippocratical, I ain't takin' no Hippiocratical Oath and shit. Because I be tellin' you not to be lyin' to no bitches, so I ain't can't be lyin' to you and shit. Y'all fell me, dog? I gots to be honest wit' you.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I feel you. Yeah.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; A'ight, a'ight, so, in the interest of honesty and total veracity, I must tell you that I am not a neutral party and shit. See, I burned my boats and shit 'cause I want Jackie back, dog. See? Bitch be all like, all up slobberin' on my dick and balls now, shit. Damn! See, I ain't be finna' gettin' ridda' my bitch, and shit. She be all like, ridin' my dick. She be all like, givin' me the oral play and shit. Fuckin' tongue action, finger play, y'all know that shit, sheeeeit. And the bitch be makin' me my steak dinner, 'cause I burned them boats. So, I ain't finna' be gettin' ridda' this bitch. I got a good bitch goin' here, y'all feel me?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah I feel you.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; So y'all might wanna try winnin' Jackie back. I wish y'all best luck in the world. Cuz see, a'ight, honestly, veracitously, I gots to admit to you, I do think, yo, we are bros, but we still be competin', you dig? <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; And I do feel like I have the advantage on you. Cuz my dick be all ''four inches'' a straight goodness and shit. Fuckin' straight as a ramrod and shit! That's what call me in High School when I be ramroddin' bitches, they call me &quot;Ramrod&quot;. Better than &quot;nigger&quot;. Better than &quot;Nigger Jim&quot;, that's what that shit they be callin' me, I be like &quot;My name ain't Jim! Call me 'Nigga Lars' and shit!&quot; &quot;Nigga Lars&quot;? That shit fine. &quot;Nigga McNulty&quot;? That shit be fine too, but they call me Nigger Jim! Who da fuck this Nigga Jim be? I ain't know... sheeeit.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; That's- I tell ya, that's cool man, I praise you for being able to bang all them hos back in the High School Days, I tell you what, I was naive on the dating subject back in High School, I didn't even think about it, I mean I shoulda ask w- I shoulda asked a woman, I shoulda banged my own share of hos back in the day, but I didn't dawwwg, I just did not think of it! I was really slow, and I ev- and I even had a girl- I even had a girl crush back then. But then she done left me, she was out da- she was out dating with somebody else behind my back, I didn't even know about it. But she and I, we were tight!<br /> <br /> ===The Trail of Tears (1:04:30 - 107:50) === <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Shee-iiiiiiiiiiiiiit, dog! So what y'all gonna do to win Jackie heart back and shit? Y'all gonna burn that PS Triple and shit. See, see I'ma feelin' that, because that seem like, like the equalizer, and the numerizer and shit, that you all be pullin' to one-up my burnin' my boats and shit. See I be burnin' my addiction, y'all gots to burn your addiction too. Y'all ain't gots to do it literally. I know white people be afraid of fire and shit, I know white people fear fire. See us black folk, we like fire, 'cause we all be like livin' tribal in the Unga Bungas, in Africa and shit. We be usin' fire to keep tigers away and shit! Tigers, man, damn. Tigers be racists and shit. <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Well I feel you, man. I'm part Cherokee.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; So, y'all got-- Oh, dog, y'all part Cherokee? Y'all be part a them--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Them Red Niggas and shit? Sheeeit, I feel that, dog, I ain't know that about you. Sheeeeeit.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, Trail of Tears is in my history.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; ''(Talking over Chris)'' What casino you from?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Uh... I'm sorry, I didn't understand that.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Shit, all them Red Niggas, they be up in them casinos and shit. Ain't that right, dog? What casino you from? From that casino tribe--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah sound like a-<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; From the Blackjack Tribe? Whitejack Tribe? The... Poker Tribe? The Hold'Em Tribe? You from them--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; That just--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Ain't got no tribes, y'all feelin' what I'm gettin' at.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah I fe- Yeah I feel you, man, that's a- That's just a dang old stereotype, I'm not like one- I am not a Casino Ownah. I ain't no rich man. I mean, I di- I mean--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Y'all be unemployed and shit.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, that--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Y'all ain't be no Casino Nigga and shit.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah I ain't no Casi-- I- I ain't no Casino Niggah. I mean, we be--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; See--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, my background, we be of the real- We be of the real Cherokee. From the Trail of Tears and all that. That's from my history.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; See dog, this be a perfect example of the injustice and inservitude and ingratuity of American History and shit. <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yep.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; See, the Red Niggas, they be all like, the Casino Niggas and shit. And then, you come along, and you ain't be... You ain't be havin' no job in no casino, you ain't be havin' no job and shit. You all just be, sittin' on your couch and shit, jobless. And that totally defies the stereotype of the common Red Nigga, see? So them sterotypes, they be bullshit, 'cause everyone knows your Red Niggas, they all be hard-workin' and sober and shit. Ain't no stereotypes say otherwise. I hear there is, I'll eat my hat I tell you what. Sheeeeit. Fuck. Anyway, dog, where we at-- I be waxin philosophimorical again. Sheeit. We be talkin 'bout- Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, dog, it comin' back to me. What y'all gonna be doin' to win Jackie, y'all gonna be ''metaphorically'' burnin' your PS Triple and shit. That be right, dog? Is that what y'all gonna do? I be wishin you luck, dog, I be wishin' you luck. I be wishin' you luck and shit, man. Y'know, I'll be ramroddin' Jackie every night and every day, but I respect you, like my nigga. You're my bro and shit. And I want you to get what you deserve and shit. You feelin' me?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah. I feel ya.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; So y'all gonna be gettin' rid a that PS Triple and shit. ''(Long pause)''<br /> <br /> ===A Tale of Two PS Triples (1:07:50 - 1:17:45)===<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah my mind be slow and I be uncertain of... everything here. And I definitely... I definitely feel ya and I'm not gonna say that I'm better than you, I'm not gonna say no- I'm not gonna say that. I mean you be- I mean you are- You be a big man, you burned all your boats, dog. I tell you what. But I mean-- I spend my mo-- I spend my money, I ain't gonna get that much back. I ain't gonna- I ain't gonna just kill it all by burning the dang PS3 because I already di- I pretty much essentially did that. By, uh... Like, pretty much dismantling the previous one I had, and then just running it over with my car, there be videos on the Youtube about that. <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yo, yo, dog, I saw that shit, you just-- You destructicated your PS Triple, and then you get a new one back like a day later and shit. Why y'all go get a new PS Triple and shit, dog? Why destroy it in the first place?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I tried to destroy it, dog, because... Them tr- Because, them trolls, and Jackie knew about it as well, they be offering NINE THOUSAND dollars for footage of the destruction of that PS Triple. And my- And Jackie thought like, you know, I give them th- I give them the footage and the real deal- I give them the real deal footage and what-not, they give- They, the trolls, they- THE troll, he be givin' me back the- He be givin' me that money, I be buy me a new PS Triple, she be cool with that, but then it don't happen, he- He fall back on his word, he don't do it, even though there were plans of meetings and what-not, it didn't happen, there was no money! I was--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Where y'all get that money then? If there be no money, where y'all get that new PS Triple and shit?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah that be from my-- <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; I know all white folks be rich and shit, like at least moderately so and shit, but shiiit, you got that kinda cash around, you got that 'fetti? Where you get the money to buy that second PS Triple? That be like yo' Double PS Triple. Or yo' PS Double-Triple, if you will. Sheeeit. PS Triple-Double and shit. Where y'all get the money for that?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, that be where I sold the, uh, past-- The older game consoles that I've hoarded over the years. <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; So y'all go and destroy yo' PS Triple... Then like a day later y'all go and sell like every other game you got... So you can buy back... A PS Triple? ''(Pause)'' Shit ain't gangsta, dog, why you be doin' that?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; It does a lot more than games, dog! Does movies, does music, does pictures! Does the Internet! I mean pretty much at this time, the only way that I'd be able to access my e-mail, and send and receive, from Jackie and everybody el-- From everybody.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Why ain't y'all buy a new computer?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Because damn computer expensive. I mean if I had known that was gonna happen I--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; PS Triple be expensive, dog!<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; If I had known that was gonna have happened... I mean it happened at months- It happened- Just happened a month before- A whole month before my computer decided to go and do what it did to me, and become practically unusable and considerably deaaaaad.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yo dog, ain't y'all computer be all broken and shit for a long time, though? Ain't you know you need a replacement and shit?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; No, because--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Jackie be tellin' me that she heard some... Some call where you talked to that Alec Benson Nigga guy. I don't know this guy. You talked to him, and he be askin' you why you ain't do somethin' with your computer. I ain't know what. Why you ain't interneting or somethin'. Us black folk, we ain't know this Internet. He ask you that, why you ain't doin' this, and you said your computer be busted and shit. You tell him the same thing you tell Jackie like a year later. Why you ain't replace the computer in all that time, though? Y'all know the computer be busted, but y'all go and buy a PS Triple.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Because the computer was working for me. It wasn't as busted as it was-- As it had become a month later.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; But y'all didn't think ahead and shit.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Y'all knew the computer was on its last legs and shit.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, my-- Yeah, my bad, I did not think ahead. I thought things'd be cool, but then it turned out they weren't. It... Damn whole buncha twist of fate and everything. Be all up my ass.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Nigga, nigga, nigga, let me give you a metaphorical illusion, if I will, if I may, if you will. <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; It's cool.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Now, picture your computer like... Like a 29 year-old nigga and shit. A'ight, now your computer be like a 29 year-old nigga. You know what kinda life expectancy a 29 year-old nigga have on the streets? Zero point zero-zero-zero-four percent, to the power of twelve, to the oneth power. That shit be low and shit. So your computer, in a metaphorical sense, be like a nigga who be facin' his be three-oh and shit. And that nigga gonna get capped and shit, dog! Sheeeeeit. Ain't gonna be no fake gun bringin' up in the Starbucks next time. Nigga gonna get capped. Streets be a lottery and shit, dog. So that computer, y'all know that computer be like a 29 year-old nigga. See, that computer be functionating and pre-vericating and shit. Just like that 29 year-old nigga be, in the prime of his life with them ripplin' muscles and shit. But a cap gonna come outta mid air, and shot yo' fuckin' computer in the back of the head when he in line at the Popeye's Chicken. And that be all she wrote, nigga. That be all she wrote. Ain't no Dr. Quinn gonna save this nigga up in here, I tell ya what. Sheeeeeit. So that computer be on its last life, and y'all, y'all know that even though it fuctionin' fine today, that computer get a cap in its ass tomorrow. God gonna fire a cap in that computer's ass. And y'all be knowin' that, but y'all ain't replacin' that, but then y'all PS Triple die, because you killed it. You be murderin' that PS Triple, you be murderin' it in cold blood, like, like it be a nigga what wronged you, what didn't pay you your drug money and shit. So you kill that PS Triple, and then you all go and buy a new PS Triple the next day. But you got your computer here, which need to be replaced, your computer which you use to talk to Jackie. But you can't talk to Jackie no more. You just play your games. Y'all be feelin' me, dog?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, I be feelin' ya.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; So you see, dog, see Jackie be mad because y'all-- Y'all be takin' playin' vidya games over talkin' to a real life woman. Sheeeit. I feel her pain and shit. I feel her commissary and commissaratin' and shit. Ain't no PS Triple what got no poon tang, I tell ya what. Sheeeeeeeit. Damn! So why y'all... Why y'all pick a PS Triple, over my Jackie Triple? Why y'all be doin' that?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; ''(Pause)'' Well... ''(Pause for stress)'' Now look, okay dog, I can- Uh... I will still be able to talk to Jacke through the email with the PS Triple, anyway... With the-- AIM, uh... Anyway, I- Anyway, I be gettin' a new computer soon enough, and I be back to- I'll be able to talk to Jackie through AIM if, y'know, she'd be willing to. <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; But lemme ax you, dog. Now, your PS Triple be gone, and &quot;soon enough&quot; means, like, a day. But, your computer, you means of communication with Jackie and shit, that be gone, but &quot;soon enough&quot;, that amount to like months and shit. That be like the whole trimester of a pregnancy what pass by and shit. Shit, I ain't even let this much time pass by before I evacuated that fetus in her belly. Sheeeeeeeit. That be a bigger decision than any PS Triple, I tell you what.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; ''(Pause)'' Hmm...<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Why y'all go and replace the PS Triple, even though Jackie don't want you to have that addiction?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; ''(Pause)'' It's an addiction that I will be able to... get over easily enough... when I actually have the woman nearby me. Why--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Y'all be-- <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; If I-- Yeah, you know, I be havin' me- I'll be havin' the woman next to me, and I'd be treatin' her right, I'd be investing more time into her... Right next to me, instead of bein' over the Internet, because I ain't got no power over the Internet, really, Internet just don't work, I-- I'm scared to go on the internet, really, because of the damn trolls, it's real life and-- It's real life or bust for me, dog.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; But... But dog, okay, dog, I be feelin' that. Them Internets, they be a scary place and shit, especially for a nigga. Sheeeeit. Ain't no fourth dimension and shit up on that Internet what no nigga like myself gonna walk up into, you feelin' me? Sheeit. Shit like a minefield and shit. Damn, dog. But Jackie, see, Jackie, she be all like, &quot;Chris, I know you know I want you gettin' rid a that PS Triple and shit. Shit be like a black hole of addiction and shit, suckin' up your life.&quot; And see, what I don't get is why y'all ain't gettin' rid a that PS Triple, because that shit is no good for you. And you gettin' rid a that shit, even if Jackie ain't exist and shit, even if Jackie ain't up on my dick and shit, then you get rid of that PS Triple... You a born-again man. You a new man for gettin' rid a that shit. See, I burned my boats and shit before I even called Jackie, because I knew even if Jackie be all rejectin' me and shit, I'd be a new man for gettin' ridda my addiction. I be a strong man and shit. Show me your strength, nigga. Y'all be feelin' me?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, I feel you.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Word, dawg. Sheeeeeeeeeeeeit.<br /> <br /> ===Downtism (1:17:45 - 1:23:05)===<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah... Uhh, alright listen, we be havin' a cool conversation, it's been good, um... Let me, uh, talk-- Let me talk to Jackie for a little while.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Let's see if that bitch be around. ''(Pretends to walk around)'' Yo bitch! Bitch, where you be at?! Now hold on, dog. Sheeeeit, where that bitch at? Hold on... Checkin' the kitchen and shit. Fuck, meatloaf only half-done and shit. Bitch can't even make a meatloaf and shit and steak and shit at the same time? Damn. Used up bitch, poon tang and shit. What the-- oh, the fuck that smell be? Aw, fuck-- Bitch, I told you not to go to that Taco Bell and shit no more! Shit ain't gangsta! Sheeeit. ''(Back to Chris)'' Bitch be all like, makin' number two and shit right now, she ain't comin' out for a whiiile, let me tell ya that shit.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Uh-ohhhh.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Sheeeit, dawg.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; That be-- I hear you.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; See now dog, y'all got to feel my pain and shit. See y'all just be hearin' about it, I gots to smell it and shit. Damn!<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, I hear ya- I get it, I- I can- I hear you, be all--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Y'all know how strong the sense of smell on a nigga is? Y'all be a white nigga and shit, I be a black nigga. See us wide nostrils, we smell like five times what you smell and shit. See, my nostrils, that be like my PS Triple because it's triple the smell power of your... Your thin, white nostrils. Shit.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah well I hear you, dog, I know what- I know what crap smells like and how it comes out. ''(Clears throat)'' Excuse me.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; So why y'all ain't gonna get rid a that PS Triple for Jackie and shit? That be, that be my... confuzzlation and shit. ''(Pause)'' See, dog, y'all be like... Lemme put it how I see it, and then I'll wait for yo' responsification. See, all I see, is y'all be saying that y'all ain't gettin' rid a that PS Triple 'til Jackie be by your side and shit. See y'all be wantin' Jackie to be like, watchin' you, and to be like, houndin' you, and to ''substitutionalize'' for that PS Triple and shit. But y'all ain't wanna be gettin' rid a that shit just for yo' own damn self. ''(Pause)'' You feelin' me?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, I feel you.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; A'ight, dog. Righteous. Righteous and shit. See Jackie, Jackie be feelin' all hurt and shit 'cause y'all ain't wanna improve yourself. Y'all know how fleetin' life is and shit, nigga? Life be fleetin' and shit, even for a white nigga. White nigga can expect to live past 30. Black man can't, but a white man can.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Hmm. Yeah. ''(Pause)''<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; So why y'all ain't improvin' yourself, dog? ''(Pause)''<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; To be honest, I- I really-- To be honest... I just don't know. ''(Pause)'' It's pretty much, you know, I had my- My mind is so slow, and... It be- I just be fear of change, and... It just hard- It's just hard for- It's just really hard for me and my... Mental- And my mental capacity to... To go through a whole bunch of change so quickly.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Ah, I see, cuz a that Downtism and shit.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; No it--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; I feel you, dog, I feel you.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Uh--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Sheeeeeit.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; The- It- Not Down Syndrome, ''Autism''. <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, yeah, the Downtism. That be what I- Yeah. Shit. Anyway, dog, so what y'all sayin' is, ya got ya vidya games, and Jackie, she be like a woman, with the poon tang and shit, and a meat loaf and steak dinner, and y'all be afraid of that. Y'all stick wit' your video games, cuz that all ain't makes you afraid like a woman do.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; What-- NO. I'm not- I am not afraid of a- I am not afraid of a woman.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Y'all be like, y'all ain't wanna give up PS Triple for a woman though. ''(Awkward pause)''<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; ''(Chris grunts. It's safe to speculate that he has shit himself by this point.)''<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Sheeeeeeeeeeeeit.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; ''(Sigh)'', lemme think. ''(Chris thinks for like 30 seconds)''<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Nigga you gruntin' or some shit. Shit, dog, y'all be at Taco Bell and shit too, like my Jackie?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah. Umm... No, I- I did not go to Taco Bell today. <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Shit, what you eat, dog?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I had- I had me a- I had me a fish fillet tonight.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Shit... ain't no nigga be eatin' no fish. Y'all know us niggas be afraid of water and shit. Why y'all be gruntin', dog? Shit not be settlin' in your stomach and shit? <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; ''(Pause)'' Hm. ''(Long pause)'' I'unno.<br /> <br /> ===Remember Kenan &amp; Kel? That was a fun show. (1:23:05 - 1:28:08)===<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; So dog, a'ight, a'ight, let's get back, let's get back. Why y'all... Y'all say you ain't afraid of no woman, and y'all want a woman, but... But yo' actions, and even what you just say to me now, show that you want a vidya game more than a woman. I GUESS I feel that shit, y'know what-- I lost my virginity at the age of ten and a half. And ever since then I be all up in the poon tang. I be like a poon hound and shit. See I ain't play no vidya games since like, Atari, and shit. Shit be old school.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Back then everything black and white, not just race politics, see? Y'feelin'?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah. I feel you.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; So you know, dog, my first time be scary and shit, I only make that bitch cum like two and a half times. See I be all performance anxiety and shit, but I got through it. Y'all gots to be a MAN and shit. Man up. Y'all gots-- Y'all be a man? Or y'all be a boy. What y'all be? ''(Pause while Chris decides)''<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I be a man.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; See dog, see what I'm feelin', and rightfully, righteously, ''rightatiously'' I should not be tellin' you this, because this hurts my chances and shit. But I will tell you in the interest of bros before hos, that if you got rid of that PS Triple, you got rid of it and you never buy another one, Jackie'd probably kick my black ass out the door and shit. You get rid a that PS Triple, I be out on the street, and Jackie be on your doorstep first thing tomorrow morning and shit. That's all the bitch talk about when she talk about you, is the PS Triple. &quot;PS Triple this, PS Triple that.&quot; Well sometimes she talked about the lies and shit too, but mostly the PS Triple. <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; ''(Pause)'' Yeah... I hear ya, it's-- It's a lot. Alright, well- Listen, it's a bit late, and uh... I wanna be gettin' me a good night's-- I wanna be gettin' me a good night's sleep. Cuz, you know, gonna be another day tomorrow.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; A'ight, dog, a'ight, I feel you. Yo, yo, dog, yo dog. You know what I'm doin' right now? Now what I'm doin'?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; What?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Holdin' up my fist, dog. Solidarity! Peace, dog.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah. Alright.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Sheeeit. So y'all got your vidya games, Jackie-- She be all up in that toilet, like another hour or two, shit... I'll tell her to wipe her ass and them come jump on my dick and shit. I'll be like all up in that poon tang. Yo, I'll write you an email and shit, tell you all about that poon tang. And you write me an email tellin' me about y'all video games, that way we can exchange and learn from each other's culture, see 'cause I-- I be like with a woman and shit, and I can tell you what that be like. And you be playin' vidya games, which I ain't familiar with, and then tell me what it be like to just be playin' video games in your room all day. <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; ''(Pause, not getting it)'' Hm.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; See, we each have our diferent priorities. See, you want your video games and I want Jackie. I wanna be with Jackie. See dog-- Dawg, dawg, dawg, now... I'll let you go soon, I'll let you go soon, cuz I know you tired and shit. I know white people like to go to bed before midnight. But let me ax you something, one more question real quick. I be your nigga and shit, you be my nigga. Y'all be honest and straightforward with me. Now--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I be honest and straightforward.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; A'ight, a'ight, now y'all be sayin' to Jackie that you want Jackie and shit. Y'all be sayin' to everyone out there that you want Jackie. <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; More than anything. But the situation--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, I want Jackie more than anything.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; The situation be like, you ain't givin' up no vidya games for her. Y'all just want your vidya game. So you can tell me, bro. Tell me, my nigga... Y'all really want Jackie or not? Or do y'all want your vidya games more than you actually want Jackie, if you want Jackie? You can be honest with me now--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I want Jackie-- I want Jackie and I want to be able to keep my video games.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Sheeeeit, dog, that ain't always an option. Can't have your cake and eat it too. Or as we say in Nigga Culture, &quot;Can't have your grape soda and drink it too.&quot; Cuz see, black people don't eat cake. It's that devil food, it--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, I like- I like orange soda.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, yeah, yeah, orange soda. That be what white people drink.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; You remember Kenan &amp; Kel? That was a funny sh- That was a fun show.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Who the fuck Kenan &amp; Kel? That the nigga that owe me money? You tell that fuckin' nigga to give me my fifteen dolla'! You see that nigga? Sheeeit, fake nigga if ever there was one. Damn.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; No, I-- I'm talking about the show that was on Nickelodeon.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Nickel-lo... What the fuck do that be? That be one of them nickel and dime theaters from the 1920's and shit? Fuckin' flappers and shit, women with short hair? Sheeeeeeit.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yea- Alright, well I'll let you-- Alright, well I'll let you go, it's been- It's been cool hangin' with ya. You my nigga-- ''(Lars talks over Chris)''<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; A'ight, dog, I'll talk to you soon. I'll talk to you soon, I'ma go fuck Jackie now. I'll talk to you soon, dog, we'll be in touch and shit. Nice meetin' you and shit.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Okay. Yeah, alright.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Goodnight, dawg.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Goodnight.<br /> <br /> ==External links==<br /> * [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFNyMfrTc_M&amp;feature=related Listen On Youtube]<br /> * [http://www.mediafire.com/?mzqbcbh007abn88 Download]<br /> * [http://goo.gl/DbVDg Non-mediafire mirror]<br /> <br /> [[Category:Phone calls]]<br /> [[Category: Jackie Saga]]</div>

Shearod https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Lars_Call&diff=131805 2011-01-13T01:41:58Z

<p>Shearod: /* The Alec Bason Nigga Parade (16:00 - 26:43) */</p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:Lars.jpg|thumb|Lars, with boat]]<br /> <br /> {{quote|I want [[Jackie]] and I want to be able to keep my [[video games]].|[[Chris]], torn between two loves}}<br /> <br /> The '''Lars Call''' was a ninety-minute phone conversation on 6 [[November 2010]] where Chris talked with [[Jackie]]'s [[black]] ex-boyfriend [[Lars]], discussing addictions, a parade he promised Jackie, what he would do for a woman, and boats. Chris got comfortable with [[Wikipedia:Ebonics|Ebonics]], and hilarity ensues. Near the end of the call, Lars mentions he's going to have [[sex]] with Jackie, and Chris completely misses what he just said as he hangs up the phone, once again proving how dense Chris really is.<br /> <br /> ==Summary==<br /> * Jackie had an involuntary abortion, thanks to Lars.<br /> * Lars got rid of his boats, Chris gets rid of his [[Lego|Legos]].<br /> * Lars didn't finish school because people played [[Kick the Autistic|Kick the Nigga]].<br /> * Lars doesn't understand [[autism]], after Chris's explanation, he thought it was [[Asperger syndrome|Asperger's]] and [[Ultra Sonichu|Down Syndrome]].<br /> * Chris whines about [[trolls]], not getting a [[job]], and being called a [[homo]]. Lars hears him.<br /> * Chris doesn't like when people say &quot;[[gay]]&quot; [[I_Am_The_TRUE,_Original_CCWC#Transcript|as in stupid]], Lars doesn't like when people say &quot;nigga&quot; out of context.<br /> * [[Sonichu]] (didn't see that coming), Chris incorporates IRL enemies into his [[comic]]. Lars tells him to continue the comic in order to conquer the trolls.<br /> * Lars says Jackie is upset because she isn't an inspiration for Chris to do the comic, and he sometimes doesn't do what he tells her he will.<br /> * Chris tells Lars he's a [[virgin]]; Lars says that explains his rage against the trolls. <br /> * Chris rewrites the comic so he doesn't kill &quot;[[Alec Benson Leary|Alec Benson Nigga]]&quot;.<br /> * Jackie better not burn that casserole.<br /> * Chris promised a parade for Alec to Jackie, Chris denies it, Lars has the [[Jackie_E-mails_20|e-mail proving]] he did. <br /> * Jackie initially broke up with Lars because he told her he'd lose the boats, and he didn't. Chris feels him. Chris is Lars's nigga.<br /> * Chris is willing to give up [[the Moon]] and Mercury if he had it, for Jackie. He's really giving up video games, but he won't sell his &quot;[[PS3|PS Triple]]&quot;.<br /> * Lars spent $35,000 on six credit cards for boats. He won't let addiction rule his life anymore.<br /> * Chris swears on the grave on his [[Aunt Corina]] he will not spend anymore on his [[PS3]] (at least it wasn't [[Patti]]).<br /> * Lars spent nine months as a volunteer at a hospital, enjoying the sight of [[Bob|old white men]] dying.<br /> * More bitching about trolls. <br /> * Lars and Chris talk about their criminal records, Lars makes trespassing sound bad ass.<br /> * Chris apparently turns into a nigga himself as about halfway in and speaks in Ebonics (off and on) the remainder of the call.<br /> * Chris would [[Death threats|shoot]] [[Michael Snyder]] if he had the chance. Michael was just looking for a reason to [[ban]] Chris.<br /> * Lars gives Chris a scenario of someone breaking in. Chris says he's [[100_2278|strong]] and would kick their ass (only if they hit first).<br /> * Chris likes black people on [[TV]]. Lars gets mildly offended upon hearing how Chris likes ''Sanford &amp; Son''. They both hold up their fists in black solidarity.<br /> * The conversation goes back to Jackie, they wonder why Jackie is mad at Chris.<br /> * Chris claims that he will make things right.<br /> * Lars tells Chris that his [[dick]] is four inches of straight goodness.<br /> * Lars burned his boats because he wants Jackie back and suggested that Chris burn his PS3 to get Jackie back.<br /> * Lars thinks he has the upper hand over Chris in the competition over Jackie. He was known as &quot;Ram-rod&quot; in [[High School]].<br /> * Chris talks about his [[Cherokee]] heritage. He's not a &quot;casino nigga&quot; and beats the stereotype that Native Americans have jobs.<br /> * Lars respects Chris trying to win Jackie back, while Lars is &quot;[[Hanky-panky|ramrodding]]&quot; her.<br /> * Chris talks about [[The MovingFoward videos|destroying his first PS3]], Lars questions why he got a second one. Chris says he needs it as a computer. Lars asks why he didn't get a computer instead.<br /> * Lars tells Chris to improve himself whether Jackie stays with him or not.<br /> * Jackie can't come to the phone, she's taking a massive shit courtesy of [[Wikipedia:Taco Bell|Taco Bell]].<br /> * Chris whines that making changes is [[Autism|too hard]]. <br /> * Lars says Chris is afraid of women. Chris denies it.<br /> * Chris [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|shits himself.]]<br /> * Chris didn't have [[Wikipedia:Taco Bell|Taco Bell]], he had a fish fillet for dinner.<br /> * Lars lost his virginity at 10; he was scared.<br /> * Lars tells Chris if he loses the PSTriple, his ass will be kicked out on the street and Jackie will be at Chris's doorstep the following day.<br /> * Lars concludes with the fist of solidarity, he will bang Jackie when she gets out of the bathroom.<br /> * Chris promises [[Honest]]y to Lars, he wants Jackie AND [[video games]].<br /> * Chris likes [[Fanta|orange soda]].<br /> * Lars didn't know what [[Wikipedia:Kenan &amp; Kel|''Kenan &amp; Kel'']] or Nickelodeon was, he goes to fuck Jackie.<br /> ===Stats===<br /> * The word &quot;nigga&quot; is used 185 times.<br /> * &quot;Shit&quot; is used 554 times.<br /> * &quot;Yo&quot; is used 46 times.<br /> <br /> ==Transcript==<br /> <br /> ===You Are About to Witness the Strength of Street Knowledge (0:01 - 7:00)===<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CD5555&quot;&gt;'''Jackie:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''In shrill, forced enthusiasm''] Oh hi Chris, it's Jackie! How are you?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; ... Oh ... Jackie ... Hi.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#CD5555&quot;&gt;'''Jackie:'''&lt;/font&gt; Well I got your email!-<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Well- Yeah. Oh, uhhh. Yep. What's a ... What's ... a ... [''sounds of frantic typing''] what's ... a what's ... uh, your response there?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#CD5555&quot;&gt;'''Jackie:'''&lt;/font&gt; Um, sorry I missed your- missed you last night, I just didn't know if you'd be around! Listen, I'm going to turn you over to Lars right now, and I'll be listening. So you-<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Oh.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#CD5555&quot;&gt;'''Jackie:'''&lt;/font&gt; -two boys play nice, ok?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Um, ok. <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#CD5555&quot;&gt;'''Jackie:'''&lt;/font&gt; Lars!<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; YO! BITCH WHERE MAH DINNER AT?!<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; ... hmm, hello?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yo!, yo-yo-yo. Who dis at?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; ...<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yo dawg?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; ...<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yo who did-did? Yo this be Lars and shit, who dis?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Uh, this is Christian.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yo! yo, Christian C. How y'all doin' dawg?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Um, I'm-fu- I'm fairing out. How are you?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Doin' alright, nigga. Shit. Yo, I'll be honest with y'all dawg. I ain't wanna do this call and shit at first, y'know? You diggin' and shit? Bet y'all pro'lly felt the same way, and shit. <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; ...<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; But then my-m, my girl Jackie, she be all like: &quot;Bitch, you best be doin' this call! Lest I'll be all breakin' up you with y'all and shit.&quot; So I be like doin' the call and shit. <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; ... <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yo, dawg- <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; ... Ye-<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; -what you wanna talk about? <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Hmm, well, uh... yeah for uh... well, for one thing, well, I know what you put- what you did do to Jackie a while back, you spike- you spiked her coffee and killed the unborn child.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yo yo yo yo yo, dog, yo dog. That my bad and shit, yeah. I'll own up to that shit, sure, shiiit. That's in the past and shit, dog. I own up to that shit, and that's in the past. And I own up to that shit. Yeah.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Okay- okay, but how did you own up to that? <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Shit, dog, what you talkin' 'bout? I ain't do that shit no more. I made that shit up. Yo dog, what you talkin' 'bout? Shit be long gone, water over the bridge and shit.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Well, the fact remains that she was pregnant with your child, then she lost it.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, yeah, all got- I ain't ready to be no baby daddy and shit. Shit, yo, nigga get scared and shit, fuck. Y'all know what that be like and shit. Y'all ain't be no a-dult and shit, you know? Ain't ready to take on no a-dult responsiblities. Fuck. I done pull a lot of bashin' (?) and shit for that baby, I tell ya what.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; I done regret it and shit. You know? Shit happens. Shit be in the past, though and shit. I'm a new nigga, now. You dig, you feel me?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, I hear- I hear you.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yo, so I be burn no baby no baby fetus no more neither. I'm ready for baby now. I got a job and shit, I got rid of my stupid boats and shit too, damn.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, I heard you burned those boats.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Got rid of all of them boats. Not just my boats, neither. Got rid of boats, got rid of my expansion pass for boats, got rid of my paint kits for them boats, shit you know dog, I be goin' through my closet and shit, I got paint kit for boats I ain't even own, nigga. Man, sometimes a nigga just face his life and shit, when he ain't facin' it, he ain't realize what he got, 'til it's gone. Be like the song, and shit. You gots to get rid of all that shit, you feelin' me?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; I got boats in the closet, boats in the yard, boats in the living room, boats in the lawn, boats in my driveway and shit. Boats on the roof and shit. Shit be takin' over my house. Like a bad habit and shit, y'all feelin' me? <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yo, yo, y'all got- y'all got any nasty habits and shit there Chris?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; N-nasty habits?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, yeah, you know, any boats and shit? Model [[Wikipedia:Planes, Trains and Automobiles|planes, and trains, and automobiles]] maybe? Anything that be weighing you down, and shit?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Hmm, yeah-<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; We all got our demons and shit. You must got somethin', lay it on me, dog.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Oh... okay, well I did have [[CWCville|a whole city]] made out of [[Lego]]s that I tore- I des- pretty much tore it down, and-<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Huh, y'all done got a city of Legos and shit? Man, I feel you, that's gangsta.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; How much 'fetti y'all get for all them Legos, how much money you get?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Hmm, nah I didn't get very- I didn't give no- I didn't get much money from... I did- there just a whole bunch- a whole bunch of pieces of bricks and whatnot and people are already on their way and most children already have their own bunches of Legos, and they're like they don't need it any more to call up their house and all that.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Shiiit, I feel you. Take them Legos to the bank, get some Lego bills and shit. Man, I just took $30 worth of nickels to the bank this mornin'. Got myself some bills, I did. Jackson and a Hamilton and shit, goin' to [[Wikipedia:Popeyes Chicken &amp; Biscuits|Popeyes Chicken]] with that shit. Bet you feel that, right dog? Y'all ever been to Popeyes and shit?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Hmm, no I cannot say I have sampled Popeyes-<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Dog, oh dog you missin' out, missin' out. Damn good chicken and shit.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, I'm sure it is, I have heard good things about Popeyes.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; A'ight a'ight a'ight, you feel me, you feel me, and I feel you and shit. Damn, nigga. Yo, yo, I be digressin' and shit, we gettin' off topic. We be talkin' 'bout yours and mines nasty habits and shit, what else do you got, dog? Lay it on me.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Hmm...<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; I feel all righteous and shit, gettin' rid of all my boats, feel like a new nigga and shit. Feel like a whole new day be startin' for me. You ever have a feelin' like that, dog?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, I have felt that way before.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Tell me all about it, dog.<br /> <br /> === Slow Times at Manchester High (7:00 - 12:30)===<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Well pretty much felt like- felt like a big time star and all that when I had a good number of [[gal-pals|friends]] back in high school. But then I had- then I graduated and had to leave [[Chesterfield County]] where I was going to [[high school]] and move back [[Ruckersville]]. And then it just, pretty much went downhill for me, and I didn't have too many friends.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Shit, dog, I hear high school be fun and shit. Oh no, dropped out halfway through seventh grade and shit. That's a cross I had to bear and shit. Dayum.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Been tryin' to go to high school and shit, ain't no niggas in the school system be wantin' no nigga up in their classroom. They be playin' &quot;[[Kick the Autistic|Kick the Nigga]]&quot; and shit. Shit ain't gangsta, they be straight bustas and shit. Fuckin' niggas. Y'all know 'bout getting tormented and shit, ain't you? Tormented for your differences and shit.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, I got pretty much tormented for my [[autism]] and considerable [[Slow-in-the-minds|slow-mindedness]], that has happened to me before.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yo, yo, yo, dog, au-austiss- wait, the fuck that shit be? D- au...<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Autism, it's a- uh, it's a slowness in the mind where, it just, uh, it basically inhibits social functions. Y'know, being able to socialize as well as normal people. You can look it up on [[Wikipedia]].<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Oh, y'all be a slow-in-the-mind and shit, then, huh? Like that [[Wikipedia:Down syndrome|Down syndrome]] and shit. My cousin got that shit. Ain't got no neck and shit. Fuckin' shit, nigga can't fit no shirts.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Well, yeah, well, it's not uh- it is not Down syssdrome, it's way different from Down syndrome, just look it up on Wikipedia, and it's [[A-U-T-I-S-M]].<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Be more like that [[Asperger's]] and shit.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Um...<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; I ain't know anyone with that Asperger's, I hear that's some shit. They be all up in them trains and shit. Maybe I should get tested for that shit, I have my boats and shit. I probably grew out of it though, got rid my boats, though.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; So you got them Aspergers and shit, all right dog- all right. I hear you, I feel you. I feel you, yo, we all got our- we all got our differences, we all gots our liabilities.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; What else you got dog? Yo dog, you- you seem like a nice nigga and shit. Man, I ain't think this call gonna be pleaseant and shit, but so far we be doin' good. I ain't know why Jackie be comin' back to me and shit, when she got you. Says she ain't happy with you though. Why we gotta be talkin'? Why Jackie havin' us do this shit? She ain't explain nothing to me.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Well, she’s, uh-<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Man, yo, I love the bitch and shit, sometimes she treat me like a fuckin’ [[Wikipedia:House slave|house nigga]]. Shit, won’t-bitch won’t tell me nothin’.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah. I hear you. [[Barb|My-my mom]]-it happens between my mom and [[Bob|dad]]. It’s, uh, lack of communication and-yeah, shit like that.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Feel that, feel that. Fifty percent of marriages in this country lead to divorce because of that shit. Now, I’m [[Niggos|a black man]], so I’m naturally afraid of marriage and shit, so that probably ain’t gonna affect me and [[Jackie]]. But still, shit ain’t right. Shit ain’t gangsta.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah. I hear-<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Shit ain’t [[Wikipedia:Cornbread|cornbread]].<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I hear that.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; So why Jackie be not happy with you and shit? I mean, y’all know why Jackie wasn’t happy with me. I wanna know why Jackie ain’t happy with you. We got-we got’s to bond like true niggas.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah. Well, uh, she and I, uh, we’ve had our, uh, our fights as well, but, uh, with my computer went, uh, went all on the fritz and I wasn’t able to get back out-to get back on, and it’s like, I can’t afford to get a new computer right now to, uh, replace-a new computer tower, and, uh, and we-and we haven’t been able to talk to each other through, uh, [[AIM]] and, uh, she’s kinda felt neglected on that. And, uh, also she requested me to upload-to make and upload videos to YouTube for her, which I have done, and, uh-<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; A’ight, a’ight, I know about them videos and shit. I’ve been watching that shit. Man, I’ve been wondering what that shit all about, then I find out Jackie been asking y’all to do shit. Yo yo yo yo dawg, let me ask you a question and shit, though. Yo-<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Uh huh.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; You been doing these-You been doing these videos and shit. Why she be mad and shit? You be doing what she asks, right? You be doing everything-<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; -she asks?<br /> &lt;br&gt;(pause)<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Somethin’ about-<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Somethin’ about some comic she was bitchin’ about the other day. I was like, “Bitch! Go make me my fuckin’ steak dinner, bitch!” But she just keep railing on about [[Book10Replacement|that fuckin’ comic video]]. I watched that comic video, you scribbled some shit, maybe ‘cause you ain’t colorin’ shit, I don’t know.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Well, I mean, uh-<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Jackie-Jackie like them colors. Yo, hell, I ain’t got to tell you she like colors. She like me. That’s all the color she needs. I guess she wanted more color from you, though.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, well I mean, I recorded that video, I hadn't had a chance to color it in yet, but I had planned to color it in after that, and uh, and th- and I'll be taking the, uh video file and uploading to YouTube at the, uh, library. I just haven't been able to get out in my car lately.<br /> <br /> ===Turf Wars (12:30 - 16:00)===<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; I heard it be somethin' 'bout you pickin' fights with- with artisans and shit, other cartoonists? You be like, trollin' and shit. Startin' gang wars and shit?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Turf wars? I come from the streets, I know what turf war be all about. <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Eh. <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Shit. Ain't no winners in that game. Everybody lose.<br /> &lt;br&gt;(Pause)<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Hm. Well it's uh, not really a turf war, it's- ah, but I guess it can be considered like that. It's a- I have- I have been havin' my fights and bouts against a- like, a Internet bullies, and cyberbullies. [[Trolls]].<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; What is-<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; (interjecting) They just, uh- they just, uh- think they're breaking uh- I became like, a Internet celebr- Internet c-celebrity with my, uh, crea- my uh, my genius of [[Sonichu (comic)|my comic]], in my comics and whatnot. So yeah, they uh, just essentially torture me. They, uh- They- they- they- like, they- uh, really weigh me down. And plus, they, uh- like, called my, like, got my, they got overtime from between the hackings and they uh, pretend to be other people, and- and uh, and all that damn shit. It's, they uh- get a whole bunch of, uh [unintelligible]<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; I feel you, dog. I feel ya. <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; They get a whole bunch of footage from me and they just twist it and turn it the wrong way and just make my-and they just smear my once good name in the mud. Makes it very hard for me to get a job of my own with the background checks. Then-and they pretty much Google my-Google my name and all you get was, uh-all you get’s pretty much, other than the first, and their sole results is, uh, damn [[CWCki]] and uh, damn [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and that’s just a whole bunch of weigh-me-downs-<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; I feel ya, I feel ya.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''unintelligible''] –bad about me.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; That fuckin’ man hold a nigga down. Shit, I’ve been living that shit, whole life and shit. Damn. Fuckin’ niggas tryin’ to hold a nigga down. Yo yo, yo-<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; You know, Lars-<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yo yo yo, let m-oh, no no, you go ahead, dawg. You go ahead. <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Okay-<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; You go on with your righteous self.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah. Anyway, they also misla-they also mislabel me as a [[homos]]exual when I am a straight man.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Homosexual and shit? Damn. Like a- [''unintelligible'']<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''unintelligible'']<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; That what they say?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah they be calling me- yeah, they be calling me gay. But I'm a- but I'm a straight man.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Man, I know these niggas. Y'all like, they be all like men who have sex with men an' shit? They call themselves gay, but I'm like, nigga, you be gay if you be having sex with men. I mean, what that shit about? Fuckin' gay niggas, ain't wanna admit they gay. You know that gay shit, though, I think it's that, that macho shit. Ain't no black man want to admit to being a gay.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Dawg.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''unintelligible''] Yeah, yeah plus you know what also, you know along those lines what really ticks me off is when they-when they use the word &quot;gay&quot; when the word means &quot;stupid&quot; or &quot;retarded.&quot; <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Shit. All be like when niggas be using the word nigga an' shit. That be our word and shit, ain't no one got the right to use that shit. <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; You know how that feels 'an shit, it hurts me. Right here. Right fucking here. <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, I--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; I be tappin' my chest, where my heart muscle is? You can't see it 'cause we on the phone, but that's what I be doin'. To enunciate my point. So.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, I--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; What you sayin' is, when people call you gay, that be hurting you the same way, 'cause &quot;gay&quot; be like your word. Just like &quot;nigga&quot; be like my word, an' shit. Damn.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Shit.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Essentially, yeah, I know.<br /> <br /> ===The Alec Bason Nigga Parade (16:00 - 26:43)===<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yo, yo, yo, yo, dog, dog. Let me, let me go back, let me ax you. Ya'll say you be drawin' comics and shit, what kind of comics you draw, dog?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah. Ugh, it's uh, from a idea I had. Uh, in a nutshell it's essentially combining [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and [[Pikachu]]. Called him, uh, [[Sonichu]]. And that's all--he's like this, he actually goes on the adventures and whatnot, similar to Sonic the Hedgehog in one, he's got like electric powers and he can run fast and everything. They, and he hangs around, he hangs around, goes out with his girlfriend and uh, yeah, eventually they get married and uh, they have children.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Shit, be like Archie comics and shit. Y'know, I always though Archie be gay an' shit. Fuckin' Archie.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; N-no -- <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Archie Bunker with his negativity, fuckin' callin' people nigger. Gooks. Swanks. Wanks. Negros. All of his jughead remarks, shit. Fuckin Archie. That be like what your comic is like, dog?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Well, I mean essentially, that would be what it would've been, but then I, then that, I kind of like lost track of when the trolls, the uh, the trolls, the typos, and then they weighed me, they weighed me down. And then they, then you know the expression, &quot;too many cooks spoil the broth.&quot; Well, they used to get on my mind so much that they get, then I end up drawing them into my comic books, making them into villains, and yadda-yadda-yadda. They just, they just...and they just essentially just worsened my... most of my books. And then-- <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Alright.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah. Originally--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Alright.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah. Originally it was supposed to be like, you know, like ages 7 and up, but then I end up going to the content, uh, it could be considered, be like, be like definitely be considered adulterous. Even some, even some--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Alright.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Even some--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; I see.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Even some naked things I had but I, I just up and did. You know.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; You ain't be drawing your comic because these, 'cause these white niggas what be hatin' on your work. They be drinkin' all that Haterade. That why you ain't be drawing. I see.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Aw shit, dog! That be why Jackie asked you to do the comic and shit! Shit, it all falls together now, the last puzzle piece in place. Cracka, you know if you stop that it means they win, right? Ya'll gots to get up on that comic and shit.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, I real, yeah, I really do need to get back to drawing more, drawing more p, drawing more comics and pages. But I just haven't been able to find the inspiration. They weighed me down so bad they just affe, they just affected (?) me in the back of my mind and my subconscious.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; 'Em dog Jackie be telling me she thought she'd be your inspiration and shit. Ain't that the case and shit? What be goin' on then?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, she, yeah, she did--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Jackie be all like....Jackie be all like &quot;Aw shit, nigga!&quot; That's what she said to me, she said &quot;Aw shit, nigga! Why ain't Chris be drawin' no comic for me? Ain't I no inspiration and shit? Dayum!&quot; And I'll be like &quot;Damn, bitch! Go make me my steak dinner!&quot; Bitch be ballin' and shit. Fuckin' smack a ho...shit keeps up. Why you ain't draw the comic and shit for her?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Y, y, you can't, you can't exactly rush inspir, you can't exactly rush inspiration, for...uh...for one thing.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yo, yo, yo! But ain't, ain't my bitch Jackie, ain't she give you the story and shit for this comic vidya?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, she gave me the idea of, like uh, for uh, for the, for uh, one dude who originally was definitely not original part of the comic scene, but then he did his parody against me, and uh, in his comic he portrayed killing me and, they're like getting to war (?) go against me and uh, even, even agreeing with this, even agreeing with this guy who pretends, who uh, pretends to be me and...(sigh). Just more, whole bunch of more shit right there. Anyway, what, anyway what she wanted me to throw him a--she wanted me to throw like a parade in a, in a, in a...in the comic, in my comic scene. And you know, like, you know, I mean he did what he did to me in his comics and I took it literally. It's like, you know, he fuckin', he fuckin' just shot, he fuckin' just, a whole bunch of bullet wounds in one go on my, on my, on myself. And I ain't gonna throw him a parade on that, on that, on that scene and whatnot. <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yo, yo, yo, I feel you angry an' shit, dog, I feel you furious an' shit. You furious at this nigga. An' I feel it. You know, dog-- <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah. <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Jackie be talkin' to me. Jackie be sayin', ain't the problem that you hate this nigga. Problem be, that you lie to her and tell her you gonna do it when you ain't mean to. What up with that, dog?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; ''(Long pause.)'' Well, I have told her that I was eh--I would not be giving him a parade but she just insisted on that and she just, uh, and I would, I would say that she just, kind of like, got in her mind that, she thought that was that--I was definitely going to do that, even though--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; My shoulder, Jackie. <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Told her-- <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yo, yo, yo, yo dog, yo dog, my shoulder, Jackie. She be all like, she email you and ax you to do this video an' shit, an' then you email her back and say, &quot;Yeah bitch, ain't no problem an' shit, I'll be doin' that.&quot; Ya'll ain't made no, no...no prov-ver-acations an' shit. Ya'll ain't made no provesations.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yes, well, I mean that,, I told her i would, that i would draw her the pages, but I did not tell her that i was going to throw him- throw him a parade in the pages because I had said that I was not giving him a fucking parade.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; She said she wanted a parade an' shit, and then you write back saying you were gonna do it. <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; I mean I feel her anger. I feel her righteousness and shit. Lie or omission, still be a fuckin' liar and shit. Ya'll dig, dog?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; ''(Pause)'' Yeah.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Man, y'all got anger and shit, and I feel that. I feel that, I really do and shit nigga, but y'all got to stand up to yo' woman and shit, damn! Woman be tellin' you to do shit, y'all ain't just be lyin' to her. You gots a problem wit' yo' woman, you ain't lie to her, then all you got's two problems. Ya dig?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; How often you get laid, dog?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Uh... I'm sorry, what was that?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; How often you get laid? ''Pussy.''<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; How often--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; How often do I get laid?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, when the last time you cut some trim and shit?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Hm... I'm actually a virgin.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Aw, shit, dog. Explains that anger and shit. This be why you angry at them trolls.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; ''(Pause)'' Yeah, among other things.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Shit dog, see-- See dog, you be lyin' to women and shit, they ain't like that. Man, you ain't wanna do what no woman tells you to do, you just tell her straight up to her face. Then you have her go make you a steak dinner and shit. But you ain't lie to her and shit. Shit ain't gangsta. Shit be straight busta.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, I did tell her straight-- I did tell her straight up that I was not gonna be throwing that-- I was not gonna be throwin' him a fuckin' parade. I was not gonna draw him in a parade. <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; ''(Talking over each other)'' Yo dog, I be looking at printouts and shit. Y'all know us niggas don't be doin' too well on the Internet, Jackie be printin' out printouts and shit for me. Yo I be lookin' at printouts and shit. And... <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; In the email, she said, &quot;Hey Chris, why don't y'all do that parade video for that, Alec... Alec Bason... Nigga, whatever his name is. Alec Bason Nigga. And then you say, &quot;Sure Jackie, I'll be on that shit!&quot; Y'all ain't make not protestations. why ain't y'all say nothing then?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; ''(Pause)'' Hm. Well--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Y'all said you gonna do it. Ya'll not mean to do it. You feel me?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, tommorow, to let you know, uh-- This, it was essentially, in the replacement pages where I do not, uh, end up, I do not end up giving Alec a gory-- and his crew, a gory demise, like I did originally. ''(Pause)'' I did not--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yo, bitch Jackie said to throw this nigga a parade. You say &quot;a'ight, I'm a do that.&quot; Then you didn't. ''(Pause)'' You be lyin' to women and shit often, dog? This be why you still a virgin and shit?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; ''(Sigh)''<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Smellin' me, dog?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; No-- No, it's... ''(Sigh)'' Well... Wait a minute, ''(Sigh)'' My brain-- I gotta catch up my brain, here. Mm.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; A'ight, a'ight. I feel that.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; ''(Long pause; some grunting heard while Chris catches up his brain)''<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; ''(At Jackie:)'' Yo bitch don't burn that casserole! Fuckin' bitch. <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Well--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Hold-- Hold on.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; ''(Pause)'' Yeah, you still there?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah. Yeah dog, I be here. I be wit' you.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Alright. Alright, well. Well, I do not mean to, I did not mean to lie to her, but I did tell her straight up that I did not-- That I had no intention of throwing that... Of throwing that dude a parade.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Nah dog, I be lookin' at the emails, she said to throw him a parade, you say you gonna do it. You ain't say &quot;I ain't throwin' a parade.&quot;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; ''(Pause)'' Yeah well I told-- Yeah I mean I told her I did not wanna throw him- throw him- throw him a parade. <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; When you tell her this shit, I ain't see this shit. When you tell her you ain't throwin' a parade? I need some help and shit, dog, I ain't feelin' where you at.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Well, maybe uh...<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Gots ourselves a... discommunication.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I-- Yeah... I think it was discommunication.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; No I mean between us and shit dog, I ain't feeling where you at. 'Cause I see the emails and shit, she say throw a parade for the nigga. You say a'ight. But you ain't mean a'ight.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Well, I said-- Well I said alright in drawing the replacement pages.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; You said a'ight to the whole email though.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; But I did not--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; You ain't pick out bits and pieces, and say yes to this, and no to that. That's why I'm-- I be confused, I be confuzzled and shit.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Hm. Yeah uh--<br /> <br /> ===Fueling the Fire (26:43 - 28:30)===<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yo, yo, dog, let me relate a cautionary tale an' shit. Shit, shit happened way back in Jackie an' I first relationship and shit. Man, bitch be all like, &quot;Lars, you best be gettin' rid of them boats, lest I bounce and shit,&quot; and I be like, &quot;A'ight, a'ight dog, I'll be gettin' ridda my boats and shit, shorty. Shit, you'll see and shit. Damn!&quot; Then the bitch was like, &quot;A'ight, you be gettin' rid of them boats, I don't wanna see no boats here in 48 hours.&quot; I'll be like, &quot;A'ight.&quot; I ain't mean to get ridda them boats. I just went out and bought mo' boats. Shit, bitch was all like, &quot;Lars, you need to lose boats. Y'all be like, addicted and shit. You need to stop buyin' boats and shit.&quot; I be like, &quot;A'ight&quot; every fuckin' time. Every fuckin' time. I just payin' the bitch lip service and shit. Soon enough, whole fuckin' house fulla boats and shit. <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; I ain't ever mean to get ridda them boats, I just keep buyin' more boats. Y'all ever had anything like that shit? Someone want you to get ridda somethin', you say &quot;a'ight&quot;? Then you don't, and you just keep gettin' more? Fuckin' addiction, and shit. Fueling the fire.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Be like slavery, fueling them flames of injustice and shit.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Once you got that shit, can't stamp it out, and shit. Sheeeeit.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; ...Yeah.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Y'all feel me, dog?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, I feel you. Hm. Alright well--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Who my nigga?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Alright well, anyway--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Who my nigga? Whoa, whoa, dog. Who my nigga? Ya'll be my nigga, right?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Y'all be feelin' me.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah I be feelin' ya.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah. Y'all be my nigga? Say it, dog. Say you my nigga.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Alright... I'll be yo nigga.<br /> <br /> ===Never Gonna Give You Up (28:30 - 34:25)===<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Sheeeit. Dog be righteous and shit, up in here. Be all gangsta and shit. Nigga I ain't expect this shit, y'all an me. We be homies and shit. Damn. I ain't know why Jackie wanna get rid a yo ass. That's what I'm tryin'a find out an' shit. 'Cause I'm confuzzled. Might be this lyin' and shit, maybe that be why she all mad at you an' shit. Might be somethin' else, I dunno. Anything else? What's goin' on there? ''(Pause)'' How much y'all love Jackie and shit?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; How mu- I- I love- I love- I care and love Jackie a lot.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; How much? How much-- you love her more than what? Put it into quantintative terms and shit. ''(Pause)'' I'll be like--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Well--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; I'll be like-- Every night, I be like, &quot;Jackie, I love yo ass more'n the moon an' shit. I would throw away the moon an' shit, Death Star that shit! Fuck. Ain't need to tides an' shit. All I need's my Jackie.&quot; Feelin' me? Damn!<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; What'd y'all give up for that bitch?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; ''(Pause)'' Well I mean, I'll give up- I mean I would give up most anything for... for Jackie and me to be together.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yo dog, she ever ask... ax you to be givin' up shit for her? ''(Pause)'' She ask me to give away my boats and shit. I be all like, refusin' an' shit, first time around. Shit be what burned our relationship. That and the whole fetus thing. Shit. Bitch ain't never gonna let me live that shit down. Be all harpin' on me, every time she serve me dinner and shit. Suckin' my dick, all I hear be like ''(Does impression of Jackie's dick-muffled voice)'' &quot;Lars, why you kill my baby?&quot; Fuckin' bitch. Yo, dog, I be digressin' and shit. Y'all my nigga, y'all gots to be cuttin' me off when I do that. Ten to wax philosophical and shit. My bad. My bad. Let's go back to that question and shit. What y'all givin' up for Jackie? ''(Pause)'' Thinka she like Lent and shit, what you givin' up?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Well, I mean, If I had the moon I would give that up for her as well.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; A'ight, a'ight, I feel ya. Be all... poetical. Metaphorical and shit. Poetaphorical. Shit be romance, all Hallmark greetin' cards and shit. Bitches love that. Bitches be slobberin' all up on yo balls and dick when they hear that shit. Damn! ''(Pause)'' Practical terms, though, what y'all givin up for her? Like, like the metaphorical, I be givin' up the moon for the bitch. I ain't own the moon and shit. I ain't got no Death Star. Ain't no Empire gonna let no nigga in charge of a Death Star an' shit. Even that biggest galaxy nigga in the world, Darth Vader and shit, turned out to be pasty fuckin' white dude underneath. Shit. Lando Calrissian, fuckin' Uncle Tom and shit. Sellin' out a nigga to the Empire. <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; What y'all givin' up? I gave up my boats. <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I actually, uh...<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; I burned them boats!<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Ashes to ashes. Swords to plowsheds and shit.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah. I tell you what, I'd be givin' up, uh... all other- I be givin' up, uh... The planet- The, uh planet closest to the Sun for Jackie. Mercury.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Shiiit, nigga. Ain't that shit be all dwarf planet and shit now? They be cuttin' three inches off that planet's dick an' shit? Heard that shit back in 2006. Fuck.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; No, you're thinkin' about- You're thinkin' of Pluto, the planet that is ''farthest'' away from the Sun, this is the planet ''closest'' to the Sun.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; A'ight, a'ight, I see. I see. Yeah, Space be black an' shit, but don't let that confuzzle you an' shit. Ain't no nigga goin' up in Space, I tell ya what. Fuckin'--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Man gonna keep a nigga down. Keep a nigga on the ground. Keep a nigga from flyin'. Keep a nigga from tryin'. Sheeeit. Got my finger on the trigger, niggas wonder why. Livin' in the city, it's do or die, nigga. Y'all feel me?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; I know y'all feel me, y'all be my nigga an' shit. Who my nigga? Who my nigga, dog?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I'm yo nigga. <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; You're my nigga, dog. You're my nigga. A'ight, a'ight, a'ight, I feel you. Let's go back to the metaphorical, metafusical, question of the evening. Y'all be givin' up Mercury? <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Y'all be givin up the Moon? Y'all be givin' up Ceres and shit? Fuckin' [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moons_of_Pluto Nix and Hydra], goddamn bullshit little moons. What else y'all givin' up? What practicalities and... reala-tala-calaties be you givin' up and shit? In the here and now, what be down here ain't no planet. What y'all givin' up for the bitch? ''(Pause)'' I would give up the Moon, and shit, and I'll give away Ceres, and Proxima Centauri and all that shit, but down here on the planet Earth, I be givin' away my boats and shit. Burnin' that shit. Put it to ash. Put them ashes on the mantle. Up on my fireplace and shit. Ain't got no ashes of my daddy, my daddy be fleein' me when I was a baby and shit. Ain't no black man can raise a baby, they all flee. So I ain't got my daddy's ashes. That ain't where he is. Y'all be my daddy for all I know. Shit. ''Man'', I be waxin' off again! You ever just wax off like that? Shit. Once you start, ya just can't stop. 'Til you pop. Fuckin' bullshit.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Anyway dog, I be takin' up all the air time-- The word time, dawg, you gots ta lay it down for me, what y'all givin' up for Jackie? I'll be shuttin' up now, I'll be shuttin' up now, y'all see your piece, y'all be righteous.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Alright, the uh, the rea- In the reality...<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Right, dog.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I'd be giving up my... video game time.<br /> <br /> ===The PS Triple Investment (34:25 - 48:15)===<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Oh, y'all be gettin' rid a them vidya games and shit. Eh?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah I got rid of the, I got rid of a lot of video games I've been hoarding over the years.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; That PS Triple an' shit? Damn. Shit be like 800 dollars and shit, right? Shit be like a money sink. I feel ya dog, be good you be gettin' ridda that shit. How much 'fetti you get for that shit? Y'sell that shit off. yeah?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; ''(Stressful Pause)'' No, I have not, no-- I have not sold my... Playstation 3. And it ha-- and I have invested a lot ''into'' it. Ever since I had it.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Invested and shit? Y'all be like playin' stocks and shit? What y'all talkin' 'bout, &quot;investin'&quot;?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, it's just, you know... I downloaded a lot of stuff. On to it.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yo, dog, I be downloadin' a lotta boats and shit, too. Ain't see me keepin' no boats around, I be burnin' all my boats. Ain't no investment, be a curse and shit. Like a black hole. That be one a them astronomical things. Think Pluto gonna turn into a black hole 'cause it pissed off about bein' a dwarf planet. Pluto be like, like a giant boat. Filled with (?) paint kits and shit. All that money.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; So y'all be givin' up them vidya games. Whoa-whoa-wait, wait, nigga. Nigga, nigga, nigga, my nigga. <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Y'all say you givin' up them vidya games, but y'all got no-- Y'all got the PS Triple and shit, still.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah that's another thing, I--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; I be confuzzled.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; That's another thing that, uh, kinda ticks me- It kinda ticks me off a bit, uh, I do not-- I do not like it when... When uh, when the trolls, have been- [[Hex Box|You know, they pretty much seem to have started the trend of calling the Playstation 3 a... &quot;PS Triple&quot;.]] [[Chris and Hypocrisy|And I just do not- I just- That just rubs me the wrong way, man.]]<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Shit, dog. Why y'all ain't like that and shit? Just be a box fulla toys and shit, why y'all be defendin' the name and shit? I mean I feel ya, wantin' to defend the name, defend the honor, defend the honor of a honest woman and shit? Man, I be all up on that shit. Wanna be up that poon tang, you gotta be defendin' that honor and shit. Man, like my bitch, little Cubby, he be sayin' &quot;Bitch, yo bitch be all bitch and shit,&quot;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, I hear ya.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; I be like, &quot;I'm a pop yo ass.&quot;<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, I be standin'-- I be standin' up for... I be standin' up for my woman too, you know, I defendin' her from any- from anybody that comes upon her. Yeah, look--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; So y'all be defendin' your PS Triple like it be a woman and shit? I be confuzzled and shit.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; The PS... The PS Triple no woman, it just, it's just a... dang material possession. And the-- and, and uh, and Jackie being the wonderful woman she is, and the wonderful person, very s-- best person there is, you know... She's a lot more important than a dang ol' video game console. ''(Pause)'' But still, you know, after I invested a whole lot in there over the- over that- over that... my time I had it, it's like you know, I ain't gonna get that back and I'm certainly not gonna be able to get ''[indecipherable]'' for it. Face value.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Ain't y'all gonna get Jackie and shit though? Ain't Jackie be worth more than a PS Triple and shit? Jackie cook a mean steak dinner and shit. All the fixins. Throw some grits on there. Some Starburst. Little grape soda on the side. Mmm-mmm-mmm!<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yep. I tell ya, If I can't, uh, If I can't sell my PS Triple, I tell ya something else, I tell you, another thing I would definitely get rid of for Jackie, I'd get rid of a whole bunch of the, uh... Transformers I got.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Why can't y'all get ridda that PS Triple though, dog? I-- I ain't be feelin' it, I ain't be understandin' and shit. Y'all got my mind twisted and turned, with these phrases. I know y'all ain't mean it and shit, but I ain't be feelin' it. I need y'all help, dog. I be slow and shit, I ain't be figuring it out. Why ain't y'all give up that PS Triple and shit, dog? Worked hook, line and sinker with my boats.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I downl-- Listen, I downloaded over 4000 dollars worth of content and... at face value it's not gonna get me back 4000 dollars.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Shiiit, dog! Ain't about the money and shit. Shit be about gettin' rid of addictions and shit. Y'know I how much I drop on boats and shit? Forty-five thousand dollars! I got like, six credit cards for that shit. Y'know how hard it is for a black man to get one credit card, I got six! Six, nigga. That's how dedicated I was to them fuckin' boats. That's how-- them boats was my life, nigga. Them boats was my life! Sheeit. But I burned them boats, ain't get no money for that shit. That money be ''gone'', nigga. I got debts to pay off and shit. But I be an honest nigga now. I ain't lettin' no addiction control me. Why you ain't get rid a that PS Triple? I be feelin' Jackie, like, that's what she want.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I- I- I-- Lemme just- Just let me talk, here.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Y'all go ahead, dog. I'm listenin'.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Alright. Listen, I do not, I would not need to sell the console in order for me to not spend any more. I just- will just swear upon-- Upon my Aunt Corrina's grave. On that, and uh, my fam- On the life of myself and my mom and my dad. Everybody in my family. And I will just not- I will not spend... Any-- I will just not spend any more-- ''[Audio gets fucked up here while Chris continues lying]'' --downloading for the P-- <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; A'ight, I hear ya.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; ''[Audio still messed up]''<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Ain't Jackie ask you to do that a while ago and shit? Ain't Jackie ask you to not spend on that a while ago, ain't that what she said? That what she be tellin' me. Ain't y'all still be spendin' and shit though? <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; ''(Pause)'' I--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yo dog, as a nigga that seen the worst of addictions, I gotta level wit' you, bro. Just ain't work that way, dog. Sheeeeeeit. Y'all go ahead, dog, y'all go ahead.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Look, I mean, it just- it just had to be, uh... one that I would have- I would have to able- I just would have to be able to show it to her in person, you know. I treat- I treat her right. I would treat her right in person, and I would not be th-- My money would be going all to- All towards her, and... Not on anything new that goes on the, uh, PS Triple.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; So you ain't been buyin' games for, like... How long, Jackie ask you that shit like... Months ago, and shit, right? You ain't been buying no games for all that time?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; ''(Pause)'' I ain't been-- I ain't buying no game for about a month. Buying no new games.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; &quot;About a month&quot;?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Ain't gonna... Yeah.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; This... This be any games and shit, this be just that... That, what the fuck, Jackie-- ''(Yells at Jackie)'' Yo bitch, what you call that? That... &quot;PSN&quot; shit? Fuckin'... what that stand for, &quot;PS Nigga&quot; and shit? Sheeeit. Gonna be a lawsuit up there at Sony, with this bitch. Y'all be spendin' money just on that? You don't be buying games at the... CostCo and shit? Buyin' them hard copies? ''(Pause)'' Don't lie to me, dog, don't lie to me.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; A bunch- a bunch--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Dog, you be my nigga an' shit? You be my nigga?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; You be my nigga an' shit, don't be lyin' to me. Bros before hos, dog. We be tight, dog.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, I--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; You be feelin', I be touchin'.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, I ain't lyin'-- I ain't lyin' to you. It's essentially, you know, the stuff I download from the PSN, there's no... uh, it-- And the &quot;N&quot;, by the way, it stands for &quot;Network&quot;, &quot;PlayStation Network&quot;.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; A'ight.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; But anyway, it's stuff that mostly-- Stuff, mostly stuff that you just cannot f-- You just cannot get on hard copy. There's no hard copy for mosta the stuff they got on there.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; But y'all still be buyin' shit. Y'all still be buyin' games on PSN.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; ''(Pause)'' Yeah, y-- Yeah, but, yeah it's like, uh- It's like, uh, world wide web, it's like, Internet thing, it's like... Alright. You-- You know of iTunes, right?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; &quot;Internet&quot;? Like the white folks' street corner and shit, yo dog I feel you. iTunes and shit.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, iTunes, it--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Be more like ''WhiteTunes'', with all that white color.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, iTunes or Rhapsody or Napster. Well, point is, you know, it's... It's uh, you know--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; So y'all be spendin' money and shit on this PSN.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; ''(Pause)'' Yeah.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; But ain't Jackie not want you to be doin' that shit though?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, I will- And I promise her that I would not do that, and I have not been... doing that. ''(Pause)'' For about a month now.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Bitch be tellin' me she up on that PS Nigga, she be lookin' at y'all... Y'all Facebook on that nigga. Shit, I ain't know. I ain't know this Internet shit. Internet be like Space, ain't no nigga gonna up on that Internet neither. Fuckin' Man keepin' us down. Anyway... sheeit. Bitch be tellin' me she all up on that PS Nigga and she check your... Your trophies, and your accolades, and shit. Nigga be gettin' all new trophies for new games and shit, all through the month.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Actually those were new trophies for games I had already-- I already owned.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; So y'all be... Y'all be havin' game you ain't played for months, but you still buyin' shit? I feel that, I feel that, I was like that with my boats and shit, I be buyin' boats... I ain't even take 'em in the tub for... six months and shit. Nigga like his bubble bath with boats, no? Some times I have my favorite boats, sometimes I have my less favorite boats, sometimes I have my not favorite boats at all, nigga. I ain't even like them boats. So you and me, we be in the same boat and shit, y'feel me? ''Sheeeeeeeeeeit.'' Dawg, we be tight and shit. Y'all be up in my grill and shit. Y'all be... up in my 'fetti. ''(Awkward Pause)''<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I hear that.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; A'ight, a'ight, a'ight, a'ight, a'ight, let me ax you then.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Uh-huh.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; So Jackie, she be all bitchin' at you, she be all like, &quot;Chris, I know you ain't be buyin' no boats, and... PSN nigga boats, and... PS Nigga games&quot;, and... she ain't want you buyin' none a that shit. A'ight? But then you go... you still gonna be playin' this shit. Yo bitch be all like, ain't want you, ain't want you playin' wit' yo boats and shit, yo PS boats. Shit be all addictive and shit, ya feel?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; ''(Pause)'' Yeah.... You have to forgive me for... things there, you kinda talk a little fast, and I'm just tryin' to-- Just wanna make sure I'm able to understand you.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; A'ight, dog, a'ight. You take your time and shit.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah but, we cool.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Brovaries before ovaries, and shit. We cool. You take your time.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; You take your sweet time. ''(Pause)'' <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah bu--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; So what y'all thinka that? You need a clarification, and shit? A bifurcation? Y'all got, y'all be feelin' me, y'all be feelin my question.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah. Uh--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; So what y'all...<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Uh, I'm not really sure what the question is, though.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; A'ight, a'ight, I be, I'll be rephrasin' with the past parsable and shit. So my bitch Jackie, she be all like, &quot;Chris, I ain't want you plain' none a them games, now.&quot; You be gettin' games up on that PS Nigga. You be playin' them games all day and night. Sheeeeit, addiction be all &quot;spiral of doom&quot; and shit. Ain't about just the money. It's about the ''tiiiime'', nigga. 'Bout the ''effort'', nigga. All that time an effort, go in to the volunteerin' and shit. Work at the hospital. Be a fuckin' hospice nurse and shit. <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Oh--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; I did that shit for nine months. Fuckin' made me a new man and shit. Watch a buncha old white people die? Sheeeeit. Ain't nothing feel better than that. All them old slave-owners and share-croppers be droppin' like flies, and here Lars be. Lars McNulty. Sheeeit. That shit feel good, nigga.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, by the way--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Watchin' white people die.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; It's like, you're asking me, you're- you're asking me, uh, why I be spending all my extra time playing video games instead of like, you know, goin' out, uh... to volunteer work or some-- shi-- or stuff like that.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; True dat, dog, true dat. You be feelin' me.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, I be feeling ya. Uh, but mostly, but mostly, uh, on the one point, it's like, I would not know where to look. And plus, you know, goin' out for a job, after all the, uh, after them trolls been weighing me down since November 2007, smearin' my name in the... ''[Audio cuts out while Chris continues whining]''<br /> <br /> ===Fuck Tha Police (48:15 - 57:30)===<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Sheeeeit. A'ight, a'ight, I feel ya. But, y'all know, dog, y'all know them background check and shit, just be for criminal shit. Now I know all about the criminality. I be a black man, I had a record since I was 8. Sheeit. Try'd to rob Starbucks with a fake gun. Nigga, y'all ever rob Starbucks, you best bring a real gun, nigga. Go whole hog on that shit. Ridin' that pagan justice into town and shit. Fuck. You spend any time in the joint, nigga?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I ain't spent no time in no joint, man.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Y'all be lucky and shit, dog. No, no, y'all ain't be lucky and shit, y'all be white. That's what that shit is. A black man be like... turn 18, he go do 2 and a half in fuckin' C Block and shit.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, I--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Taste a lotta maple syrup in that time. Anyway dog, I be- What I be sayin' to you and shit, that background check, they ain't gonna see no... No white niggas on the Internet makin' fun a your... Your Pokemon fanfiction and shit. Y'all feelin' me?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeahhh, it-- I feel you but--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; They ain't be holdin' that against you.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah but they have a lot more than just the, making fun of the, uh... Pokemon fanfiction. They got a lot more than that, I mean they claim- I mean they claim me... They- They mis- The trolls, they be throwin' around those bad labels on me, like... a pedophile.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Nigga y'all be- Y'all be missin' my point though. Nigga, you ain't spend no time up in the joint. Your background check should be golden shit. Y'all ain't got no problems and shit.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, but th-- Yeah. But also, th- I do have po- I do have a police record on file, uh, for... Couple- For...<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Oh, word?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Couple of offenses... Yeah, I had a couple of police records on file--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; You be fightin' The Man and shit? Sheeeeeit, tell me all about it, dog, what you be doin'?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Uh...<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; You be takin' down po-po? Fuckin' 5-0 and shit? What you got? I'll swap stories with you, and shit. You go first, though.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; It be essentially, uh, just... Havin' a bad time and disagreements and what-not. With th- With this, uh- With this... dude, down over at the Game- Over at the Game and Hobby Place. He just be havin' his own gripe against me, and lookin' for a way- Lookin' for an excuse to ban me from his store, and then, and then... Then he did, so he banned me from the store, he... But he never wanted me to come back, and then I come back like about a year later askin' him- askin' if I can come back and he don't let me come back and... So I leave and then I come back next year and then, uh... Same thing again except worse, he act- he actually gives me- actually puts um... Officially on police record! Don't want- He don't want me... Tresspassing on th- He don't want me, y'know, um, being anywhere near that place.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; A'ight, dog, I feel that.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; He just- He just be all, afraid of me and shit like that. And plus also, I have like, uh, I've had like, uh, past-- Past accusations of quote-unquote &quot;soliciting&quot;, when I was out in my early days of my Sweetheart Search lookin' for- Lookin' for a woman of my own, be usin' a sign, like you know, I be like... &quot;Current age year-old man, seek- lookin' for an 18 to current age year-old woman! Be my sweetheart and junk!&quot; And they be-- They misinterpret that, they be thinkin' I be lookin' just for the-- Just for the booty call! But no, I ain't lookin' just for the booty call, I'm lookin' for the long run, the emotional attachments and everythaaang! They just misinterp- They just misunderstand me, and they handcuff me and everythang, they came- They handcuff me a couple a times, they drag me around, and they even dogpile on me one time, rub my head on the carpet, I be bleedin' out- I been bleedin' out left side of my forehead that day! Put me in the dang-- Put me in the dang cop car and I get offended by the ambulaaaance, where they see that blood stain... Blood-soaked stain! Heaaaad wouuund, from that carpet burn on the left side of my forehead there!<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; A'ight, nigga, a'ight, nigga. You get down wit' y'all bad self. Sheeeeit. Badass, you be stickin' it to 5-0 and shit! Tresspassin' and shit. I see, I feel ya, I smell ya, dog. Y'all be tresspassin', be shootin' it off to them white niggas. Shiiit. So y'all be tresspassin' on the here nigga's property to be stickin' it to that man and shit. That be what I feelin'? That be what you doin', dig?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; ''(Pause)'' Yeeeeeah.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; A'ight, a'ight, so you--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; You be feelin' me, dog.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; So you all go tresspassin' and shit, you know you ain't welcome and shit.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Y'all be like, &quot;Fuck dat shit, I own that store! I'm a go stick that place up and shit! I'm a fuckin' bust a cap in his ass!&quot; Y'all be like, &quot;I ain't gives no fuck about right and wrong and shit!&quot; Nigga in the city, dog. Niggas wonder why. <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, I be poppin- Yeah I be poppin' a- I'd be poppin' a cap in that- In that old- In that old Michael Snyder ass, I tell you what. It's like, if and I had me, if I had me a real life gun but I don't have a real life gun, though like you know, all I got is my, uh... All I got is my slow-mind wit, and uh, not mu- Not much else going on there. So it's like I don't really have much of an offense, as much as a defense, dog. And I, but-- <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Lemme ax you--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; The only option there is just to split.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Let me ax you, dog--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; 'Til another thing, until I can actually go on the offense.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Let me ax you, dog. So you gonna take some nigga, and you gonna say like, &quot;Bitch, this nigga be goin' down and shit.&quot; And you pick this, you pick this nigga, this nigga at this... This game store and shit. Why you pick this nigga to pick a fight with and shit?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; He- He- He picked-<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; What about this nigga?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; He picked a fight with me first, he just had his own griefs, he just had his own griefs, his own gripes and scares against me. He be thinkin' I be like... He be thinkin' like y'know, I know... He be havin' his own weird accusations against me, probably thinkin' that I w- He probably... Damn troll niggers who... Who damn throw the label of pedophile on me and damn ol' buncha shit offa him. He be throwin' all them labels on me and just lookin' for a damn excuse to kick me out of that store and ban me forever and the he- And then... And then he did find a damn excuse and it damn happened and they called tresspassin' and everthiiing.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; So y'all, y'all be goin' on property when you know you ain't-- It be someone elses property and shit, and you be like, &quot;Fuck that, I ain't give a shit about right and wrong! I ain't give a shit about what someone else wants! I ain't give a shit about no other nigga's property, and personal reliability, and safe-ety.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah besides which--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; And personal responsibility.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah besides which that-- That ain't really his store, he's just rentin' on- He's just rentin' on that location! They just been rentin' there for a long time! It ain't really his--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; So he be payin' his rent and shit. So it be his store and shit, then. You be all like, &quot;Fuck dat shit, I ain't give a shit 'bout no other nigga's property. I'm a take what I want and fuck all y'all niggas.&quot; Shit, dog, I be feelin' that. That be my gangsta life, in my teenage years, back when I be 8 and shit. I be all like goin' up in the stores, and be like &quot;What, nigga? What, you gonna kick me out cuz I stealin' shit? Cuz I be yellin' at people? Cuz I be screamin' my head off? Sheeeit. Fuck that shit, nigga! I do what I want!&quot; Be some Maury Povich up in here and shit. I feel ya, dog. You ain't gives no fucks.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; ''(Pause)'' Yeeeah.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah. Fuck that shit! Ain't give no shit if that be his store and what-not.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeeeah.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yo dog, so you say you have a weakness with the offense, but you be good with the defense and shit.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; So let me ax you, some nigga come up in yo house and shit, and be all like, &quot;Dude I wanna come up in here and shit.&quot; And y'all be like, &quot;Shit, nigga. This be my house and shit, y'all ain't comin' up in here without no invitation and shit.&quot; And he be like, &quot;''Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit'', nigga! I do what I want, I'm a call up on y'all house!&quot; What ya'll gonna do? Some nigga come up in yo business.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I ain't got no gun, I'll beat his ass, I'm pretty str-- I'm very strong. I'd give him an ol' ''CLOP! CLOP! HIYA!''<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Sheeeit, dog, I feel that.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; If that be the case... But I'd make sure that I be cool, dog, y'know, I'd make sure I started that, like y'know, he'd throw the first punch, and if he throw the first punch and I-- Then I de-fennnnd, and I throw- And then I throw- Then I would punch back in defense!<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Then y'all be throwin' a tresspassin' notice and shit on him. Ain't that the truth, nigga. Ain't y'all be, y'all be saltin' the wounds and shit. Puttin' a criminality record upon this nigga. Ain't that what y'all gon' do, dog. Sheeeit. Now I ain't never filed no tresspassin' notice on any nigga what started shit with me. See I be a black man and shit, so the police, if you ever call the police when you a black man? They come and shoot your ass. They ain't givin' no fucks. You be white and shit. You can use the system against the system and shit. Y'all see what I mean and shit?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeeeah. I hear ya.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah. Say yeah.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Whole buncha damn-- Whole buncha the damn racism that they been got goin' on, but I ain't like that. I be respec- I have respect for my black man. And I have respect for you, man, 'cause we cool.<br /> <br /> ===One Big Gray Nigga (57:30 - 1:04:30) ===<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Y'all be feelin' me, y'all my nigga and shit, dog. Sheeeeit. Nigga be Prime Time up in here, dog. Shit. Fuck. Damn!<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, and in fact I enjoy- I the, uh, comedies- I enjoy the TV shows I get from the... From the black man, including The Jeffersons, and... Bill Cosby, and... Sandford and Son, alla them. All them--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; ''&quot;Sandford and Son&quot;''???! Bitch I know you ain't bring up Sanford and Son, fuckin' sharecropper shit. Goddamn Uncle Tom and shit. Sheeeit. Traitor to his race and shit, dog. All that spoon jockey (?) shit, blackface... Bamboozled and shit.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; All I see is sleepin' (?), that's what all that shit be. Fuck that shit, stereotypin' a nigga in a bad light and shit.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Well, man I--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Us niggas, we already got our trouble with the bad light and shit, 'cause we be all dark and shit. Ain't no light what can shine a good light on our dark skin and shit. Then you got the TV shows. Then you got the H-B-O and shit. Fuckin' shit.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah well man, I don't mean, I-- Yeah I don't mean to jump no jive, man, I just be givin' a few examples of some of the shows I see. But I watch- I watch other shows too, where they- where they make GOOD examples of the- Of the black man and the black woman.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Four hundred years, dog.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Four hundred years of opression.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah I--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yo dog, know what I'm doin'? I'm holdin' up my fist in solidarity. Yo, nigga, hold up you fist for me.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; You holdin' up yo fist, dog? Hope y'all ain't smilin' and shit.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah I'm holdin' up my fist, man.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Y'all ain't be smilin' and shit, right? <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Niggas, we can't be smilin'. That takes away... the gravitas of what we can do. See-<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, I be holdin'- I be holdin' up my f- I be holdin' up my fist in respect, dog. I--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yo, dog. Yo, dog, I feel you.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, I hold it in respect. <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; A'ight.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; We cool.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yo dog, where all this shit come from? We be bulin' our- our ''velocity'' toward ''ferocity'' and toward ''audacity'' of hope and change and chope and shit. Fuckin' Big Bama's House up in here. A black nigga and a white nigga be mixin' and matchin', make ourselves one big gray nigga and shit. See what I doin', dog?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Fuckin' bridgin' the gaps of... Of ''inequality'', and ine- ''inequity'', and... ''Ine-quali-equity'', and shit. Damn.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yo, dog, this shit be all about Jackie and shit, though, dog. Jackie be all like, glarin' daggers at me and shit. I be like, &quot;Bitch, only daggers I wanna see from you are those two daggers on yo' chest and shit, now take off your top while you be makin' me my steak dinner!&quot; Bitch be all like, &quot;Sheeeit, I burned myself last time I do that, nigga. Y'all want burn scars on this body?&quot; I be like &quot;Hell no, dog, you already got that C-Section scar from where I aborted that baby!&quot; Sheeeit, bitch all scarred up and used up already. So let's get back to Jackie and shit. Now, Jackie ain't be happy wit' y'all and shit. And Jackie ain't sure if she be happy wit' me and shit. So we gots to figure out, and numerate, and enunciate exactly why the ''posivericating'' is happenin' with this shit. Why the bitch be mad at you, and why the bitch be mad at me? We figure this out, dog, we figure this out, nigga. Brovaries before ovaries, dawg, you feelin'?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, I feel ya.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; So, bitch be all, like, you be lyin' to her and shit. And I feel that. I feel why she pissed about that shit. And as a advice, and... cautionary to you: Y'all ain't be lyin' to no bitch. Y'all can smack a bitch, y'all can punt a bitch, y'all be like &quot;Bitch, I ain't doin' that shit&quot; all up in her face and shit, but y'all ain't be lyin' to a bitch. 'Cause then the shit roll downhill. Shit be like a Hydra and shit, you cut one head off that bitch, two head grow back, you be lyin' to her. They catch you on that shit, they always do, nigga. Indeed! Sheeeeit.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; So, bitch be mad cuz you be lyin' to her. And bitch be mad cuz you ain't gettin' rid a that addiction and shit, y'all feelin' me? <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah I feel ya, I tell you what, I- I'll make it right, I will make this right with Jackie, I tell you what, you tell her this from me too and I- and I'll promise it to you too, man, cuz we cool. I'll draw a parade for Alec, and I'll make it like, you know, he was found innocent, like she wanted. I'll fix the pages and do it right for her.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Sheeeit.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I'll take care of that like, you know, within- within the next few days, and vid- and it'll be up, all colored and everything, be uploaded.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Well shit, dog.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I'll take care of that for her.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Well shit, dog, shit, see now in the interest of camaraderie, and... niggaraderie, and all that shit. In the interest of all that shit, this gray nigga we be buildin', I gots to be honest wit' you.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Also, in the interest of not bein' hypocrital, and hippocratical, I ain't takin' no Hippiocratical Oath and shit. Because I be tellin' you not to be lyin' to no bitches, so I ain't can't be lyin' to you and shit. Y'all fell me, dog? I gots to be honest wit' you.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I feel you. Yeah.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; A'ight, a'ight, so, in the interest of honesty and total veracity, I must tell you that I am not a neutral party and shit. See, I burned my boats and shit 'cause I want Jackie back, dog. See? Bitch be all like, all up slobberin' on my dick and balls now, shit. Damn! See, I ain't be finna' gettin' ridda' my bitch, and shit. She be all like, ridin' my dick. She be all like, givin' me the oral play and shit. Fuckin' tongue action, finger play, y'all know that shit, sheeeeit. And the bitch be makin' me my steak dinner, 'cause I burned them boats. So, I ain't finna' be gettin' ridda' this bitch. I got a good bitch goin' here, y'all feel me?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah I feel you.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; So y'all might wanna try winnin' Jackie back. I wish y'all best luck in the world. Cuz see, a'ight, honestly, veracitously, I gots to admit to you, I do think, yo, we are bros, but we still be competin', you dig? <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; And I do feel like I have the advantage on you. Cuz my dick be all ''four inches'' a straight goodness and shit. Fuckin' straight as a ramrod and shit! That's what call me in High School when I be ramroddin' bitches, they call me &quot;Ramrod&quot;. Better than &quot;nigger&quot;. Better than &quot;Nigger Jim&quot;, that's what that shit they be callin' me, I be like &quot;My name ain't Jim! Call me 'Nigga Lars' and shit!&quot; &quot;Nigga Lars&quot;? That shit fine. &quot;Nigga McNulty&quot;? That shit be fine too, but they call me Nigger Jim! Who da fuck this Nigga Jim be? I ain't know... sheeeit.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; That's- I tell ya, that's cool man, I praise you for being able to bang all them hos back in the High School Days, I tell you what, I was naive on the dating subject back in High School, I didn't even think about it, I mean I shoulda ask w- I shoulda asked a woman, I shoulda banged my own share of hos back in the day, but I didn't dawwwg, I just did not think of it! I was really slow, and I ev- and I even had a girl- I even had a girl crush back then. But then she done left me, she was out da- she was out dating with somebody else behind my back, I didn't even know about it. But she and I, we were tight!<br /> <br /> ===The Trail of Tears (1:04:30 - 107:50) === <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Shee-iiiiiiiiiiiiiit, dog! So what y'all gonna do to win Jackie heart back and shit? Y'all gonna burn that PS Triple and shit. See, see I'ma feelin' that, because that seem like, like the equalizer, and the numerizer and shit, that you all be pullin' to one-up my burnin' my boats and shit. See I be burnin' my addiction, y'all gots to burn your addiction too. Y'all ain't gots to do it literally. I know white people be afraid of fire and shit, I know white people fear fire. See us black folk, we like fire, 'cause we all be like livin' tribal in the Unga Bungas, in Africa and shit. We be usin' fire to keep tigers away and shit! Tigers, man, damn. Tigers be racists and shit. <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Well I feel you, man. I'm part Cherokee.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; So, y'all got-- Oh, dog, y'all part Cherokee? Y'all be part a them--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Them Red Niggas and shit? Sheeeit, I feel that, dog, I ain't know that about you. Sheeeeeit.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, Trail of Tears is in my history.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; ''(Talking over Chris)'' What casino you from?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Uh... I'm sorry, I didn't understand that.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Shit, all them Red Niggas, they be up in them casinos and shit. Ain't that right, dog? What casino you from? From that casino tribe--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah sound like a-<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; From the Blackjack Tribe? Whitejack Tribe? The... Poker Tribe? The Hold'Em Tribe? You from them--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; That just--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Ain't got no tribes, y'all feelin' what I'm gettin' at.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah I fe- Yeah I feel you, man, that's a- That's just a dang old stereotype, I'm not like one- I am not a Casino Ownah. I ain't no rich man. I mean, I di- I mean--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Y'all be unemployed and shit.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, that--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Y'all ain't be no Casino Nigga and shit.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah I ain't no Casi-- I- I ain't no Casino Niggah. I mean, we be--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; See--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, my background, we be of the real- We be of the real Cherokee. From the Trail of Tears and all that. That's from my history.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; See dog, this be a perfect example of the injustice and inservitude and ingratuity of American History and shit. <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yep.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; See, the Red Niggas, they be all like, the Casino Niggas and shit. And then, you come along, and you ain't be... You ain't be havin' no job in no casino, you ain't be havin' no job and shit. You all just be, sittin' on your couch and shit, jobless. And that totally defies the stereotype of the common Red Nigga, see? So them sterotypes, they be bullshit, 'cause everyone knows your Red Niggas, they all be hard-workin' and sober and shit. Ain't no stereotypes say otherwise. I hear there is, I'll eat my hat I tell you what. Sheeeeit. Fuck. Anyway, dog, where we at-- I be waxin philosophimorical again. Sheeit. We be talkin 'bout- Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, dog, it comin' back to me. What y'all gonna be doin' to win Jackie, y'all gonna be ''metaphorically'' burnin' your PS Triple and shit. That be right, dog? Is that what y'all gonna do? I be wishin you luck, dog, I be wishin' you luck. I be wishin' you luck and shit, man. Y'know, I'll be ramroddin' Jackie every night and every day, but I respect you, like my nigga. You're my bro and shit. And I want you to get what you deserve and shit. You feelin' me?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah. I feel ya.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; So y'all gonna be gettin' rid a that PS Triple and shit. ''(Long pause)''<br /> <br /> ===A Tale of Two PS Triples (107:50 - 1:17:45)===<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah my mind be slow and I be uncertain of... everything here. And I definitely... I definitely feel ya and I'm not gonna say that I'm better than you, I'm not gonna say no- I'm not gonna say that. I mean you be- I mean you are- You be a big man, you burned all your boats, dog. I tell you what. But I mean-- I spend my mo-- I spend my money, I ain't gonna get that much back. I ain't gonna- I ain't gonna just kill it all by burning the dang PS3 because I already di- I pretty much essentially did that. By, uh... Like, pretty much dismantling the previous one I had, and then just running it over with my car, there be videos on the Youtube about that. <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yo, yo, dog, I saw that shit, you just-- You destructicated your PS Triple, and then you get a new one back like a day later and shit. Why y'all go get a new PS Triple and shit, dog? Why destroy it in the first place?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I tried to destroy it, dog, because... Them tr- Because, them trolls, and Jackie knew about it as well, they be offering NINE THOUSAND dollars for footage of the destruction of that PS Triple. And my- And Jackie thought like, you know, I give them th- I give them the footage and the real deal- I give them the real deal footage and what-not, they give- They, the trolls, they- THE troll, he be givin' me back the- He be givin' me that money, I be buy me a new PS Triple, she be cool with that, but then it don't happen, he- He fall back on his word, he don't do it, even though there were plans of meetings and what-not, it didn't happen, there was no money! I was--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Where y'all get that money then? If there be no money, where y'all get that new PS Triple and shit?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah that be from my-- <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; I know all white folks be rich and shit, like at least moderately so and shit, but shiiit, you got that kinda cash around, you got that 'fetti? Where you get the money to buy that second PS Triple? That be like yo' Double PS Triple. Or yo' PS Double-Triple, if you will. Sheeeit. PS Triple-Double and shit. Where y'all get the money for that?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, that be where I sold the, uh, past-- The older game consoles that I've hoarded over the years. <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; So y'all go and destroy yo' PS Triple... Then like a day later y'all go and sell like every other game you got... So you can buy back... A PS Triple? ''(Pause)'' Shit ain't gangsta, dog, why you be doin' that?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; It does a lot more than games, dog! Does movies, does music, does pictures! Does the Internet! I mean pretty much at this time, the only way that I'd be able to access my e-mail, and send and receive, from Jackie and everybody el-- From everybody.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Why ain't y'all buy a new computer?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Because damn computer expensive. I mean if I had known that was gonna happen I--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; PS Triple be expensive, dog!<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; If I had known that was gonna have happened... I mean it happened at months- It happened- Just happened a month before- A whole month before my computer decided to go and do what it did to me, and become practically unusable and considerably deaaaaad.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yo dog, ain't y'all computer be all broken and shit for a long time, though? Ain't you know you need a replacement and shit?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; No, because--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Jackie be tellin' me that she heard some... Some call where you talked to that Alec Benson Nigga guy. I don't know this guy. You talked to him, and he be askin' you why you ain't do somethin' with your computer. I ain't know what. Why you ain't interneting or somethin'. Us black folk, we ain't know this Internet. He ask you that, why you ain't doin' this, and you said your computer be busted and shit. You tell him the same thing you tell Jackie like a year later. Why you ain't replace the computer in all that time, though? Y'all know the computer be busted, but y'all go and buy a PS Triple.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Because the computer was working for me. It wasn't as busted as it was-- As it had become a month later.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; But y'all didn't think ahead and shit.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Y'all knew the computer was on its last legs and shit.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, my-- Yeah, my bad, I did not think ahead. I thought things'd be cool, but then it turned out they weren't. It... Damn whole buncha twist of fate and everything. Be all up my ass.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Nigga, nigga, nigga, let me give you a metaphorical illusion, if I will, if I may, if you will. <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; It's cool.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Now, picture your computer like... Like a 29 year-old nigga and shit. A'ight, now your computer be like a 29 year-old nigga. You know what kinda life expectancy a 29 year-old nigga have on the streets? Zero point zero-zero-zero-four percent, to the power of twelve, to the oneth power. That shit be low and shit. So your computer, in a metaphorical sense, be like a nigga who be facin' his be three-oh and shit. And that nigga gonna get capped and shit, dog! Sheeeeeit. Ain't gonna be no fake gun bringin' up in the Starbucks next time. Nigga gonna get capped. Streets be a lottery and shit, dog. So that computer, y'all know that computer be like a 29 year-old nigga. See, that computer be functionating and pre-vericating and shit. Just like that 29 year-old nigga be, in the prime of his life with them ripplin' muscles and shit. But a cap gonna come outta mid air, and shot yo' fuckin' computer in the back of the head when he in line at the Popeye's Chicken. And that be all she wrote, nigga. That be all she wrote. Ain't no Dr. Quinn gonna save this nigga up in here, I tell ya what. Sheeeeeit. So that computer be on its last life, and y'all, y'all know that even though it fuctionin' fine today, that computer get a cap in its ass tomorrow. God gonna fire a cap in that computer's ass. And y'all be knowin' that, but y'all ain't replacin' that, but then y'all PS Triple die, because you killed it. You be murderin' that PS Triple, you be murderin' it in cold blood, like, like it be a nigga what wronged you, what didn't pay you your drug money and shit. So you kill that PS Triple, and then you all go and buy a new PS Triple the next day. But you got your computer here, which need to be replaced, your computer which you use to talk to Jackie. But you can't talk to Jackie no more. You just play your games. Y'all be feelin' me, dog?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, I be feelin' ya.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; So you see, dog, see Jackie be mad because y'all-- Y'all be takin' playin' vidya games over talkin' to a real life woman. Sheeeit. I feel her pain and shit. I feel her commissary and commissaratin' and shit. Ain't no PS Triple what got no poon tang, I tell ya what. Sheeeeeeeit. Damn! So why y'all... Why y'all pick a PS Triple, over my Jackie Triple? Why y'all be doin' that?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; ''(Pause)'' Well... ''(Pause for stress)'' Now look, okay dog, I can- Uh... I will still be able to talk to Jacke through the email with the PS Triple, anyway... With the-- AIM, uh... Anyway, I- Anyway, I be gettin' a new computer soon enough, and I be back to- I'll be able to talk to Jackie through AIM if, y'know, she'd be willing to. <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; But lemme ax you, dog. Now, your PS Triple be gone, and &quot;soon enough&quot; means, like, a day. But, your computer, you means of communication with Jackie and shit, that be gone, but &quot;soon enough&quot;, that amount to like months and shit. That be like the whole trimester of a pregnancy what pass by and shit. Shit, I ain't even let this much time pass by before I evacuated that fetus in her belly. Sheeeeeeeit. That be a bigger decision than any PS Triple, I tell you what.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; ''(Pause)'' Hmm...<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Why y'all go and replace the PS Triple, even though Jackie don't want you to have that addiction?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; ''(Pause)'' It's an addiction that I will be able to... get over easily enough... when I actually have the woman nearby me. Why--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Y'all be-- <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; If I-- Yeah, you know, I be havin' me- I'll be havin' the woman next to me, and I'd be treatin' her right, I'd be investing more time into her... Right next to me, instead of bein' over the Internet, because I ain't got no power over the Internet, really, Internet just don't work, I-- I'm scared to go on the internet, really, because of the damn trolls, it's real life and-- It's real life or bust for me, dog.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; But... But dog, okay, dog, I be feelin' that. Them Internets, they be a scary place and shit, especially for a nigga. Sheeeeit. Ain't no fourth dimension and shit up on that Internet what no nigga like myself gonna walk up into, you feelin' me? Sheeit. Shit like a minefield and shit. Damn, dog. But Jackie, see, Jackie, she be all like, &quot;Chris, I know you know I want you gettin' rid a that PS Triple and shit. Shit be like a black hole of addiction and shit, suckin' up your life.&quot; And see, what I don't get is why y'all ain't gettin' rid a that PS Triple, because that shit is no good for you. And you gettin' rid a that shit, even if Jackie ain't exist and shit, even if Jackie ain't up on my dick and shit, then you get rid of that PS Triple... You a born-again man. You a new man for gettin' rid a that shit. See, I burned my boats and shit before I even called Jackie, because I knew even if Jackie be all rejectin' me and shit, I'd be a new man for gettin' ridda my addiction. I be a strong man and shit. Show me your strength, nigga. Y'all be feelin' me?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, I feel you.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Word, dawg. Sheeeeeeeeeeeeit.<br /> <br /> ===Downtism (1:17:45 - 1:23:05)===<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah... Uhh, alright listen, we be havin' a cool conversation, it's been good, um... Let me, uh, talk-- Let me talk to Jackie for a little while.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Let's see if that bitch be around. ''(Pretends to walk around)'' Yo bitch! Bitch, where you be at?! Now hold on, dog. Sheeeeit, where that bitch at? Hold on... Checkin' the kitchen and shit. Fuck, meatloaf only half-done and shit. Bitch can't even make a meatloaf and shit and steak and shit at the same time? Damn. Used up bitch, poon tang and shit. What the-- oh, the fuck that smell be? Aw, fuck-- Bitch, I told you not to go to that Taco Bell and shit no more! Shit ain't gangsta! Sheeeit. ''(Back to Chris)'' Bitch be all like, makin' number two and shit right now, she ain't comin' out for a whiiile, let me tell ya that shit.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Uh-ohhhh.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Sheeeit, dawg.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; That be-- I hear you.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; See now dog, y'all got to feel my pain and shit. See y'all just be hearin' about it, I gots to smell it and shit. Damn!<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, I hear ya- I get it, I- I can- I hear you, be all--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Y'all know how strong the sense of smell on a nigga is? Y'all be a white nigga and shit, I be a black nigga. See us wide nostrils, we smell like five times what you smell and shit. See, my nostrils, that be like my PS Triple because it's triple the smell power of your... Your thin, white nostrils. Shit.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah well I hear you, dog, I know what- I know what crap smells like and how it comes out. ''(Clears throat)'' Excuse me.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; So why y'all ain't gonna get rid a that PS Triple for Jackie and shit? That be, that be my... confuzzlation and shit. ''(Pause)'' See, dog, y'all be like... Lemme put it how I see it, and then I'll wait for yo' responsification. See, all I see, is y'all be saying that y'all ain't gettin' rid a that PS Triple 'til Jackie be by your side and shit. See y'all be wantin' Jackie to be like, watchin' you, and to be like, houndin' you, and to ''substitutionalize'' for that PS Triple and shit. But y'all ain't wanna be gettin' rid a that shit just for yo' own damn self. ''(Pause)'' You feelin' me?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, I feel you.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; A'ight, dog. Righteous. Righteous and shit. See Jackie, Jackie be feelin' all hurt and shit 'cause y'all ain't wanna improve yourself. Y'all know how fleetin' life is and shit, nigga? Life be fleetin' and shit, even for a white nigga. White nigga can expect to live past 30. Black man can't, but a white man can.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Hmm. Yeah. ''(Pause)''<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; So why y'all ain't improvin' yourself, dog? ''(Pause)''<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; To be honest, I- I really-- To be honest... I just don't know. ''(Pause)'' It's pretty much, you know, I had my- My mind is so slow, and... It be- I just be fear of change, and... It just hard- It's just hard for- It's just really hard for me and my... Mental- And my mental capacity to... To go through a whole bunch of change so quickly.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Ah, I see, cuz a that Downtism and shit.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; No it--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; I feel you, dog, I feel you.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Uh--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Sheeeeeit.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; The- It- Not Down Syndrome, ''Autism''. <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, yeah, the Downtism. That be what I- Yeah. Shit. Anyway, dog, so what y'all sayin' is, ya got ya vidya games, and Jackie, she be like a woman, with the poon tang and shit, and a meat loaf and steak dinner, and y'all be afraid of that. Y'all stick wit' your video games, cuz that all ain't makes you afraid like a woman do.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; What-- NO. I'm not- I am not afraid of a- I am not afraid of a woman.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Y'all be like, y'all ain't wanna give up PS Triple for a woman though. ''(Awkward pause)''<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; ''(Chris grunts. It's safe to speculate that he has shit himself by this point.)''<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Sheeeeeeeeeeeeit.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; ''(Sigh)'', lemme think. ''(Chris thinks for like 30 seconds)''<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Nigga you gruntin' or some shit. Shit, dog, y'all be at Taco Bell and shit too, like my Jackie?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah. Umm... No, I- I did not go to Taco Bell today. <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Shit, what you eat, dog?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I had- I had me a- I had me a fish fillet tonight.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Shit... ain't no nigga be eatin' no fish. Y'all know us niggas be afraid of water and shit. Why y'all be gruntin', dog? Shit not be settlin' in your stomach and shit? <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; ''(Pause)'' Hm. ''(Long pause)'' I'unno.<br /> <br /> ===Remember Kenan &amp; Kel? That was a fun show. (1:23:05 - 1:28:08)===<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; So dog, a'ight, a'ight, let's get back, let's get back. Why y'all... Y'all say you ain't afraid of no woman, and y'all want a woman, but... But yo' actions, and even what you just say to me now, show that you want a vidya game more than a woman. I GUESS I feel that shit, y'know what-- I lost my virginity at the age of ten and a half. And ever since then I be all up in the poon tang. I be like a poon hound and shit. See I ain't play no vidya games since like, Atari, and shit. Shit be old school.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Back then everything black and white, not just race politics, see? Y'feelin'?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah. I feel you.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; So you know, dog, my first time be scary and shit, I only make that bitch cum like two and a half times. See I be all performance anxiety and shit, but I got through it. Y'all gots to be a MAN and shit. Man up. Y'all gots-- Y'all be a man? Or y'all be a boy. What y'all be? ''(Pause while Chris decides)''<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I be a man.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; See dog, see what I'm feelin', and rightfully, righteously, ''rightatiously'' I should not be tellin' you this, because this hurts my chances and shit. But I will tell you in the interest of bros before hos, that if you got rid of that PS Triple, you got rid of it and you never buy another one, Jackie'd probably kick my black ass out the door and shit. You get rid a that PS Triple, I be out on the street, and Jackie be on your doorstep first thing tomorrow morning and shit. That's all the bitch talk about when she talk about you, is the PS Triple. &quot;PS Triple this, PS Triple that.&quot; Well sometimes she talked about the lies and shit too, but mostly the PS Triple. <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; ''(Pause)'' Yeah... I hear ya, it's-- It's a lot. Alright, well- Listen, it's a bit late, and uh... I wanna be gettin' me a good night's-- I wanna be gettin' me a good night's sleep. Cuz, you know, gonna be another day tomorrow.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; A'ight, dog, a'ight, I feel you. Yo, yo, dog, yo dog. You know what I'm doin' right now? Now what I'm doin'?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; What?<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Holdin' up my fist, dog. Solidarity! Peace, dog.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah. Alright.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Sheeeit. So y'all got your vidya games, Jackie-- She be all up in that toilet, like another hour or two, shit... I'll tell her to wipe her ass and them come jump on my dick and shit. I'll be like all up in that poon tang. Yo, I'll write you an email and shit, tell you all about that poon tang. And you write me an email tellin' me about y'all video games, that way we can exchange and learn from each other's culture, see 'cause I-- I be like with a woman and shit, and I can tell you what that be like. And you be playin' vidya games, which I ain't familiar with, and then tell me what it be like to just be playin' video games in your room all day. <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; ''(Pause, not getting it)'' Hm.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; See, we each have our diferent priorities. See, you want your video games and I want Jackie. I wanna be with Jackie. See dog-- Dawg, dawg, dawg, now... I'll let you go soon, I'll let you go soon, cuz I know you tired and shit. I know white people like to go to bed before midnight. But let me ax you something, one more question real quick. I be your nigga and shit, you be my nigga. Y'all be honest and straightforward with me. Now--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I be honest and straightforward.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; A'ight, a'ight, now y'all be sayin' to Jackie that you want Jackie and shit. Y'all be sayin' to everyone out there that you want Jackie. <br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; More than anything. But the situation--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, I want Jackie more than anything.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; The situation be like, you ain't givin' up no vidya games for her. Y'all just want your vidya game. So you can tell me, bro. Tell me, my nigga... Y'all really want Jackie or not? Or do y'all want your vidya games more than you actually want Jackie, if you want Jackie? You can be honest with me now--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I want Jackie-- I want Jackie and I want to be able to keep my video games.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Sheeeeit, dog, that ain't always an option. Can't have your cake and eat it too. Or as we say in Nigga Culture, &quot;Can't have your grape soda and drink it too.&quot; Cuz see, black people don't eat cake. It's that devil food, it--<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, I like- I like orange soda.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, yeah, yeah, orange soda. That be what white people drink.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; You remember Kenan &amp; Kel? That was a funny sh- That was a fun show.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Who the fuck Kenan &amp; Kel? That the nigga that owe me money? You tell that fuckin' nigga to give me my fifteen dolla'! You see that nigga? Sheeeit, fake nigga if ever there was one. Damn.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; No, I-- I'm talking about the show that was on Nickelodeon.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Nickel-lo... What the fuck do that be? That be one of them nickel and dime theaters from the 1920's and shit? Fuckin' flappers and shit, women with short hair? Sheeeeeeit.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yea- Alright, well I'll let you-- Alright, well I'll let you go, it's been- It's been cool hangin' with ya. You my nigga-- ''(Lars talks over Chris)''<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; A'ight, dog, I'll talk to you soon. I'll talk to you soon, I'ma go fuck Jackie now. I'll talk to you soon, dog, we'll be in touch and shit. Nice meetin' you and shit.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Okay. Yeah, alright.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;'''Lars:'''&lt;/font&gt; Goodnight, dawg.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#4682B4&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Goodnight.<br /> <br /> ==External links==<br /> * [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFNyMfrTc_M&amp;feature=related Listen On Youtube]<br /> * [http://www.mediafire.com/?mzqbcbh007abn88 Download]<br /> * [http://goo.gl/DbVDg Non-mediafire mirror]<br /> <br /> [[Category:Phone calls]]<br /> [[Category: Jackie Saga]]</div>

Shearod https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Jackie_E-mails_20&diff=131801 2011-01-13T00:53:02Z

<p>Shearod: </p> <hr /> <div>This page lists emails exchanged by Chris and [[Jackie]] from 28 [[October 2010]] to 5 [[November 2010]].<br /> <br /> At this point, things are starting to unravel in the relationship. Jackie calls out Chris's hypocrisy, his selfishness. Chris ignores this. Chris contradicts his earlier statements by reaffirming his homophobia, self-serving bigotry, thinks there is nothing wrong with that. Jackie says everything is wrong with that. Chris ignores this.<br /> <br /> {{Email|October 28, 2010 - 3:09pm<br /> <br /> You're missing the point. My point is that you told me you would do the videos, no problem. You lied to me. THAT is my problem. Isn't [[Lies|your lying]] the main thing that has ended all your previous relationships? Yet you still do it constantly. You still think you can just effortlessly lie your way out of any situation you find uncomfortable, regardless of the sheer number of times your own lies have gotten you in trouble or ruined a relationship you were trying to create.<br /> <br /> You say that you still have hang-ups against [[Alec Benson Leary|Alec]] that are &quot;beyond your knowledge&quot;. That is a cop-out answer. The point of talking to Alec is so you can figure out why you're still mad at him. We talked about that already. And if you're allowed to hold grudges against Alec and [[Michael Snyder]] and [[Mary Lee Walsh]] for absolutely no fucking reason beyond you're too lazy to change, why should I be expected to take the risk of changing MY feelings and putting aside my misgivings about your devotion? These [[:Category:Jacklyn's Naughty No Trick, All Treat, 31 Days of Halloween Contest|October videos]] are supposed to be your way of proving to me that you really care about me and can actually DO something to show it instead of just repeating the same words over and over. I gave you this contest as a compromise so you could prove your love to me without having to give up your [[PS3]], remember that? I went out of MY way to give YOU that compromise, and yet you STILL complain about every little bit of effort I ask you to do. And then you go and say you have to &quot;put up with a lot from me&quot;.<br /> <br /> By the way, I wrote to Alec and he responded to me only a couple minutes ago, and he said he hasn't received any email from you in months. So did you lie to me about that, too? <br /> <br /> Do you see yet? My chief problem with you is that you lie. You lie. You LIE. ALL THE TIME.<br /> <br /> Well, then... I don't want [[HairDifference|your greasy hair video]]. I still want [[SpaghettiRoutine|a cooking video]] because as a house husband you are suppose to cook your beloved ME meals. I want you to get some playdough or model magic or something (must be three different colors, use what you've got or go get some at the dollar store) you can MAKE BELIEVE and perform a pretend cooking segment. I want you to line up all his stuffed animals as an audience, pan to the &quot;audience&quot; on occasion, and shape that playdough into dinner. SPAGHETTI AND MEATBALL DINNER. Describe what you're doing, and talk about how you'd want me to feed you it… than giggle and ask for a Bib because it's messy :D Then, at the end, I want to see you &quot;eat&quot; the meal JUST LIKE COOKIE MONSTER. Smush it all over, because you love it and me so much! <br /> <br /> So give the contest your all, Chris. You've only got a few days left.<br /> <br /> Jackie}}<br /> <br /> {{Email|October 29, 2010 - 8:28pm<br /> <br /> Hey Chris. How's it going? I haven't heard from you at all today. I hope you aren't still kicking yourself because you lied to me, I don't want you to feel like you have to shut yourself off from me because of that. I mean, yeah, it hurt me when I found out, and I'm sure you felt bad about telling all these lies. But we need to get past it and just let it be over and done with. <br /> <br /> Anyway, I'm looking forward to seeing the videos! What did Alec say when you told him you were doing [[Book10Replacement|the parade pages]]? All he gave me was confirmation that you wrote him, he didn't give any other details on your conversation. Are you going to the library tomorrow then to upload them all? I can't wait!!<br /> <br /> XO XO XO XO<br /> <br /> Jackie}}<br /> <br /> {{EmailReply|October 30, 2010 - 12:02am<br /> <br /> Firstly, I have not lied to you; when I said it was cool on the videos, reference the [[SpaghettiRoutine|Spaghetti]], I was under the fact of an idea of access to the stove and ingredients at the time. I tried to get ingredients, and I tried to clear the junk away from the stove, all without getting my parents too informed of the video-recording resons behind it all. Not only was I unable to relocate the junk, but my family brought home a meal-sized spaghetti and meatballs frozen dinner instead of individual ingredients. I Mis Spoke; I did not lie. I Mis Spoke.<br /> <br /> Same thing on [[Book10Replacement|the 9 replacement pages]]; I said Okay, because I knew truthfully I can do that on the ideas I had so far. But then I read the suggestion on the freakin' parade for Alec, I felt infuriated and frustrated. Speaking of which, I will forward you Alec's two e-mails and my reply. I have realized that aside from the past forgiven reasons on his drawn works, I still feel against him, because he's [[Homos|gay]], has [[Aspergers]], and is a [[JERKS|male]]. Further explained in my reply to him I just wrote to him.<br /> <br /> Anyway, you will have all of the videos on my YouTube this afternoon.<br /> <br /> I'll TTYL. Stay safe and Sweet, and I am sorry for getting angry with you in that e-mail from Wednesday.&lt;br&gt;<br /> XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;3&lt;3&lt;3&lt;3&lt;3&lt;3&lt;3&lt;3&lt;3&lt;3&lt;3&lt;3&lt;3&lt;3&lt;3&lt;br&gt;<br /> Lots of Love,&lt;br&gt;<br /> Christian.}}<br /> <br /> {{Email|October 30, 2010 - 3:39pm<br /> <br /> Chris, I have a lot to say, so make sure you read every word of this.<br /> <br /> Um, yes you did lie. You lied to me. Why are you bringing up the spaghetti video? You know the lie I was talking about was whether you were going to do the parade comic pages. You told me you would, then you told Samantha you wouldn't. There's a lie in there somewhere. And I see in the email you sent him that you asked him to bail you out and get me to back off of the comic page idea. So obviously you meant it when you told Samantha you wouldn't do it.<br /> <br /> And then you DIDN'T do it. I told you to do a parade comic, and you said this:<br /> &quot;I'll do all of that for you, but with such tall orders, It'll be <br /> Saturday when I'll drive to the library again and upload them all.&quot;<br /> That's a quote from you. You said you'd do the videos as I ask. But that was a lie. You never meant to do the parade comic. You just decided to redo the comic exactly the same as before, with Alec and his friends being found guilty for doing nothing wrong.<br /> <br /> And about that: you're telling me that it's okay to keep hating Alec because... you're a close-minded bigot. Is that supposed to make me feel good? You've had months to get over all this. Talk to him like a man already. He doesn't deserve this hatred from you. And you actually tried to get HIM to lie to me for you and tell me to give up on the comic pages? After all the vile things you said to him, you actually asked him for a favor. Do you even understand that relationships are a two-way street? That you can't treat someone like pure shit for no reason and then ask them to do nice things for you? Do you get that at all? Or do you think that because he's MALE that makes him bad and that he automatically owes you something? You say trolls are awful people, but you feel perfectly fine about continuing to torment this guy for no reason. And apparently the love of a girl like me isn't worth overcoming your childish anger for.<br /> <br /> Why did you even bother asking him to tell me to back off of the parade thing when you weren't going to bother doing it anyway? You obviously didn't care whether I wanted it or not, you just weren't going to do it.<br /> <br /> And you also lazily cut corners on virtually every other video, despite saying &quot;I'll do all of that for you&quot;:&lt;br&gt;<br /> -You only scrubbed one tiny section of tile in [[ShowerClean|your shower]], even though I told you to do it from top to bottom. And don't tell me that you wouldn't have time to film it all if you did, because you didn't film yourself cleaning it at all, so the time it took to clean wouldn't matter. You just said you could do the whole thing &quot;if you had to&quot;. If you won't do it when your girlfriend repeatedly asks you to, what WILL make you do it?&lt;br&gt;<br /> -You &quot;mimed&quot; doing the [[SpaghettiRoutine|spaghetti]], even though I told you to use clay or playdough or something like that instead. You have plenty of that stuff, I know you do. Or you could have bought some at the dollar store.&lt;br&gt;<br /> -You didn't wear a sari or put the dot on your head or anything for [[WelcometoBollywood|your Bollywood video]], it was just you in [[Muscle bra|a bra]]. You could have just used a bedsheet or something.&lt;br&gt;<br /> -[[Book10Replacement|The comic]] was not only completely NOT what you said you would do, and was NOT at ALL what I wanted, but most of it wasn't even colored in. You had five days since I asked you to do it to draw and color nine pages.<br /> <br /> I have to bring up once AGAIN that this whole contest was a compromise. MY compromise. For YOU. You won't get rid of [[PS3|your stupid video game]] for me, so rather than let that break us up, I decided to come up with this contest instead. That way you could keep your precious video game, and I could still see some proof that you love me. But what do I get? You fail to upload videos on time. You wouldn't even make a drive to the library to upload them for WEEKS until after the 100th time I asked you to give a shit about giving me my videos. You cut corners in your videos. You refuse to do any video that causes the least bit of &quot;[[stress]]&quot;, despite the woman you claim to love asking you to do it for you. You won't make the parade comic for me. It's not even about fucking Alec, it's about ME. I AM THE ONE THAT WANTED IT IN THE FIRST PLACE, NOT HIM, AND YOU STILL DECIDED I WASN'T WORTH DOING IT FOR.<br /> <br /> You know Chris, I wouldn't be so frustrated if you would just ADMIT when you have done something wrong to me. But no, you have to rationalize your way out of it every chance you think you've got, even when it's so obvious what you did. You sit there and tell me that you love me more than your video games but you won't give them up. What else matters more than I do, Chris? Does your petty grudge against people like Alec Benson Leary matter more than me? Looks like it does, since you won't do the comic I asked for. Stop SAYING words that don't mean anything and DO what I ask you to instead, then maybe I'll believe you.<br /> <br /> I'm going to be honest with you, Chris. [[Lars]] contacted me recently. He wants me back. At first I was going to say no, I definitely wouldn't want him back because I had something better. But after seeing how you try to cut corners with the girl you &quot;love&quot; and do the least possible effort to win her over, I'm starting to have my doubts. You know what Lars said he did? He burned all his boats. Every last one of them. Says he doesn't need them anymore, that I am more important than they are. And he burned them before even contacting me, before even knowing what my answer would be, because he knew that even if I didn't take him back his life will still be better for overcoming his addiction. Would YOU be willing to get rid of your PS3 for me? Oh wait, we've answered that question. No, you wouldn't.<br /> <br /> You [[fail]]ed this contest, Chris. I gave you every leeway possible and you still failed it because you didn't feel motivated enough to put down your video games long enough to do a good job and do what I ask of you. But I'm going to give you one more chance. [[Lars Call|I'm going to call you soon]], and I'm going to have Lars on the phone with me. I want you to debate with Lars over why you think you're a better partner for me than he is. I'm telling him the same terms apply to him. I'll be listening to the call as it happens. All you have to do is prove that you can be a better partner than Lars will be. He won't be rude or insulting, he'll be polite and on his best behavior - I'm making him, he knows if he gets immature then I'll get rid of him - so you'd better be on your best behavior, too. I want to hear two adults talking, not two children.<br /> <br /> I'll write back soon to discuss when we can make this call happen, it will be within the next few days. If you really love me, you'll do it, I don't care which of your favorite TV shows the call might interrupt.<br /> <br /> Jackie}}<br /> <br /> {{EmailReply|October 31, 2010 - 8:27am<br /> <br /> Well, I have read and understood what you wrote. Firstly, let me just say I was in shock about what I read. Second, I am sorry for cutting corners. I am sorry for not making a parade for Alec; I did not feel at ease with myself on drawing a parade. I am sorry for telling Alec to call off the parade thing when I as not going to do it anyway. I am sorry about not wearing a sari or a bead on my head; I had forgotten those two details, but I had written down that you wanted the Bollywood video, and I did it in my bra. I had real spaghetti; I offered some to the camera; I mde like a pig (a small pig, perhaps) and troghed it and got the sauce on my face. I really, truly Love and Care about you, Jackie. I am notthe world's &quot;perfect&quot; man, but I did what I was able to do and draw; it was not all that easy, mentally, to me. I'm going to church in a bit, but I will converse with you and Lars over the phone later, and I will be most mature about it. Just let me know the area code to watch for on my caller ID, and the approx. time.<br /> <br /> TTYL,&lt;br&gt;<br /> I Love You,&lt;br&gt;<br /> Christian.}}<br /> <br /> {{Email|October 31, 2010 - 1:23pm<br /> <br /> I'll let you know a little bit later when I'll be able to make the call happen. In the meantime, thank you for realizing how hurt I was by your lies and cutting corners. You know what I'd really love? I'd love you to remake the parade pages the proper way for me, as a sign of your apology :)<br /> <br /> Talk to you soon,<br /> <br /> Jackie}}<br /> <br /> {{EmailReply|November 1, 2010 - 3:40pm<br /> <br /> I'm still wating to hear back on the call details or when you'll be in [[Charlottesville|CVille]] for our meet and dates.<br /> <br /> Straght up, I have drawn my replacement pages; I am not going to draw a parade for Alec. But I wll apologize to him for the way I have felt about him, and I will reprogram my mind to dislike him less.<br /> <br /> Something else on my mind; it has come to my attenton that I end up pausing to keep my train of thought going from time to time. And confidentally, I have realized with that, I am mentally slow,or to put it in the other, more insulting to me term, retarded. Big whoop-de-do reason why I take time thinking about details and things. I have in the past hurt myself metaphorically, and hurt other's feelings, because my instinct responses were not all the best chosen. But I am a smart person, and I am well-educated. Ths s also why looked up to [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] as my lifelong hero, because he's not only quck in the feet, but also in the head. I may have missed a detal or two when I made the videos, but I still made them; it took me time to think on how I was to make them. But I still made them For You, because I care a Lot about you, Jacklyn.<br /> <br /> Also, ths may be a bad idea to bring this up, but after thinking about it, I feel it is in your best interest out of my care for you to bring it up. Lars has hurt you before, Jacklyn. He OTC Abortion Drugged your coffee and killed the first growing life inside you. fear that f you went back to him, he may do it again, or even worse. Plus he may be lying about burning his boats; he may have said that, but he may only be saying it in an attempt to one-up himself over me. You told me so yourself before; Lars is NO Good. And as your caring boyfriend, I have to agree and remind you in warning.<br /> <br /> I will still have the phone conversation if you stll feel it is for the best.<br /> <br /> I worry and care about you a lot, Jackie. I Love You.<br /> <br /> Stay Safe and Sweet. TTYL,&lt;br&gt;<br /> Christian.}}<br /> <br /> {{Email|November 1, 2010 - 4:05pm<br /> <br /> So you &quot;love&quot; me, but you won't do the comic pages the way I want. Or do anything else for me that is even a little bit uncomfortable. You won't put aside your feelings and do something I want. I guess that shows what option you'll take any time in the future when faced with a choice between my happiness and your own.<br /> <br /> You say you &quot;may have missed a detal or two when I made the videos, but I still made them&quot;. So does that mean you are retracting your admission that you cut corners to be lazy? Doesn't matter much whether you do or not, I know that's what you did. I told you repeatedly that getting the details right was every bit as important as making the videos themselves. You make up things like &quot;I am not expected to make videos exactly to the letter&quot;, even though I'M the one doing the expecting, and I told you that being exact was a requirement. You just keep making up these little excuses and deciding that's how reality is, even though your made-up reality doesn't come close to being true.<br /> <br /> I have proof of Lars burning the boats, he showed me a video of doing it himself. Unlike you, he hasn't dropped all his money and priorities and gone and replaced them in a matter of days like you did with your PS3, so that's another strike against you there. Also, considering the sheer number of lies you've told me in the past week, I don't think you're in a position to be calling him a liar.<br /> <br /> Anyway, I don't mean to say this to throw it in your face. I just think it's stuff you should use to help prepare yourself for [[Lars Call|the call]]. I've arranged it with Lars for this Wednesday night at 10:30 sharp. Be ready.<br /> <br /> Jackie}}<br /> <br /> {{Email|November 2, 2010 - 9:39pm<br /> <br /> Hey Chris, I haven't heard from you today. Just making sure you'll be available for the call tomorrow night?<br /> <br /> Jackie}}<br /> <br /> {{Email|November 3, 2010 - 5:00pm<br /> <br /> Chris, have you even been checking your email? I need to know whether you're going to answer if I call you tonight or not.<br /> <br /> Jackie}}<br /> <br /> {{EmailReply|November 4, 2010 - 10:40am<br /> <br /> I'm sorry for not checking my e-mail lately, and I was up last night at 10:30 with my cell phone on full ring volumn, waiting for your call. And you dd not call. I thought it was obvious that unless I tell you otherwise, go ahead and call. But you dd not call. Aside from that and the disappointment of not getting your expected call, I felt like shit already from you continuing to call me a liar; I have told you mostly the truth, and the rest of time were MisSpeaks. And How did you think I was going to feel after reading your response after the e-mail I sent you a few days ago caringly reminding you of Lar's horrendous deed and what he may do unto you in the future if you went back to him regardless of his sunken battleships? I felt I was &quot;up a creek without a paddle&quot; in this relationship, and I felt really down on myself between hat and my realization of the fact I am retarded often.<br /> <br /> I just don't know anymore. I have done a Lot for you, and all I seem to mostly get is gripe and little appreciation from you for my efforts.<br /> <br /> I care a LOT about you, Jacklyn Romy, but this relationship appears to be on its rockiest of rip tides to me. Mainly it is up to you on the decision of staying with a considerably [[Slow-in-the-minds|slow-minded]], [[honest]] man who would show you a ton of care and affection, or going back to the ex who killed his own seed in your womb and may do worse than that (granted there are other details about that relationship I may or may not be aware of).<br /> <br /> I am feeling really down and crestfallen on myself right now. You think about it all, and do not respond or send me another e-mail or call if this is really the end of our relationship between you and me, and you go running back to Lars or you're going to say, &quot;Maybe we should see other people.&quot;<br /> <br /> :(<br /> <br /> Stay Safe,&lt;br&gt;<br /> Christian.)}}<br /> <br /> {{Email|November 5, 2010 - 4:39pm<br /> <br /> Hey Chris! Sorry I couldn't come back to the phone last night after I [[Lars Call|turned you over to Lars]]. But I am so impressed that you two hit it off so well!! I thought for sure it might be awkward for you two to talk, but the both of you showed some surprising maturity. I'm so impressed with my two boys!! And what's more, Lars was telling me last night that you told him you were going to do the parade comic for me the right way!!! Wow Chris, that will be such a sweet gesture. I look forward to seeing it in all its glory! Make sure it's colored and detailed as well as you used to do with your comic.<br /> <br /> Jackie}}<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> {{succession<br /> |label = [[Jackie E-mails]]<br /> |prevlink = [[Jackie E-mails 19]]<br /> |nextlink = [[Jackie E-mails 21]]<br /> |bgcolor = #ffdddd<br /> |bordercolor = #ff00ff<br /> |textcolor = #000000<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{emails}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Jackie E-mails| 20]]</div>

Shearod https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Monthly_tugboat&diff=131710 2011-01-10T23:51:55Z

<p>Shearod: /* References by Chris */</p> <hr /> <div>{{taxpayermoney}} <br /> {{quote|'''[[Jackie]]:''' that doesnt make sense. why would God approve you to rip off the government when there are people starving and dying on the streets who genuinely need help&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Chris:''' he told me that he felt I was not ready to tackle a job yet, but he will bless me with a job when he sees fit. I don't know.&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Jackie:''' thats not my understanding of how God works|from [[Jackie Chat 7]]}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:Monthly_Tugboat.jpg|thumb|What Chris believes a monthly tugboat is. Your tax dollars at work, gentlemen.]]<br /> <br /> The '''monthly tugboat''' is [[Chris's]] [[CWCism|euphemism]] for his [[Wikipedia:Social Security Disability Insurance|Social Security Disability Insurance]] payment, which is deposited into his bank account via direct deposit on or about the 3rd of each month&lt;ref&gt;[http://ssa.gov/pubs/calendar.htm]&lt;/ref&gt;. Essentially, the U.S. government has a taxpayer-funded program to financially support disabled individuals whose injuries or ailments affect their ability to earn a living wage. Contrary to popular belief, Chris's check isn't a need-based welfare check, nor is it meant to replace a paycheck for someone who is unable to work. Chris's disability check is meant to supplement the money he would receive at a low-paying job (the best he could hold down) and provide him enough money to live on his own. Chris, of course, chooses not to work and mooches off his parents instead, blowing his tugboat on [[video games]]. Unfortunately, this doesn't disqualify him from receiving disability.<br /> <br /> Currently, Chris receives $809 each month, with $580 going to his parents for room, board, and to pay toward his credit card debt.&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:StatementforViv01,2010-2.jpg]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;[[Jackie Chat 7]]&lt;/ref&gt; The rest of it generally goes towards [[List of Chris's video games|video games]], junk food or [[sex toys|straight up his ass]]. However, $229 per month (about $7.50 per day) is nowhere near enough to satisfy Chris's need for games, porn, [[PlayStation Network]] downloads, a constant supply of [[McDonald's|Chicken McNuggets]], gallons of [[Coke]], and, since the summer of [[2009]], [[alcohol]]. As of [[January 2010]], he owed roughly $3,500 in credit-card debt, some on cards of his own and some on cards he stole from his parents. Indeed, according to one of his bank statements &lt;ref&gt;[[:File:StatementforViv01,2010.jpg]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:StatementforViv01,2010-2.jpg]]&lt;/ref&gt;, at the end of one month he had less than three dollars left in his account. Even more, just by straight spending and no other extra income, he put himself $452.57 in the red.<br /> <br /> Challenged by a correspondent in the [[Mailbag]], Chris claimed that he is not wasting his taxpayer-funded &quot;tugboat&quot;, because he is putting that money back into the economy and indirectly paying the tugboats of others. According to Chris's [[Chris and reality|logic]], by purchasing useless commercial goods, he is paying sales tax which the government puts directly back into the hands of the needy.&lt;ref&gt;[[Mailbag 34]]&lt;/ref&gt; This is a tremendous leap of faulty rationalization, even for Chris, and he fails to elaborate on his shaky economic theories in any detail. If you thought he didn't understand money before, [[Chris and Money|you ain't seen nothing yet]].<br /> <br /> [[Image:Autism-costs.jpg|thumb|left|This is true.]]<br /> <br /> On the advice of [[Bob Chandler|his father]], Chris doesn't get a job, supposedly because the tugboat gives him more money overall. However, Bob is totally wrong. At the time of this writing, minimum wage in the state of [[Virginia]] is $7.25, pursuant to federal minimum wage. If Chris were to somehow do a complete 180° on his life, get off disability, and begin working a full 40-hour week, his monthly income before taxes and rent payment would be approximately $1,260 USD. This would put Chris's annual income range, before tax, at roughly $15,100. Subtracting what he pays his parents to live in filth, as well as the 5% tax his income range mandates in the state of Virginia, Chris could very likely be left with a ridiculous $9,000 in ''spending'' money, enough for many more sex toys and video games. Contrast this with the $2,748 Chris pulls in annually from the government after paying off his parents.<br /> <br /> Even if this weren't enough, the most cursory research reveals that an [[Wikipedia:Social Security Disability Insurance|SSDI]] beneficiary could have earned from $700 a month in the year [[2000]], when Chris was 18, to $1,000 a month in [[2010]] without losing a cent of their SSDI payments.&lt;ref&gt;http://www.ssa.gov/OACT/COLA/sga.html&lt;/ref&gt; It's clear that Bob's decision to encourage Chris's unemployment comes from negligence, ignorance, blind delusion, or the knowledge that his son is a total [[fail]]ure who can bring nothing but shame on himself and his family. His enabling has caused Chris to miss out on over $100,000 in potential earnings through the end of 2010, which could buy a lot of [[Muscle bra|bras]], [[Sex toys|fake china]], [[My Little Pony|children's toys]], and [[I Pimp My Ride.MOV|Lego-covered PS3 accessories]].<br /> <br /> If Bob's motivation comes from the reasonable assumption that Chris could never survive in an real-world workplace environment, of course, one wonders why [[Fridays After Five|he keeps unleashing him to run amok on an unsuspecting public]].<br /> <br /> In the [[Father Call|father call]], Chris claims that his disability check is &quot;a stepping-stone in the right direction of [him] moving out&quot;. Given Chris's tendency to waste his free money on frivolous shit rather than put it towards anything that might improve his life, he was probably just telling Kacey's father what he thought he wanted to hear.<br /> <br /> Rough calculations and estimations say that if Chris lives into his eighties, given reasonable &quot;cost of living&quot; increases to his tugboat annually, he will receive roughly $1,000,000 over his lifetime from the American taxpayer. In this day and age, that's chump change and he'd amass a larger fortune if he simply got off his ass and got a career; of course, it's [[Chris and Health|extremely unlikely]] that his fat ass will live anywhere near that long.<br /> <br /> ==References by Chris==<br /> *The earliest known use of the term &quot;monthly tugboat&quot; was in March [[2007]] in Chris's first e-mail to his half-brother [[Cole Smithey]]. When introducing himself, Chris says, &quot;I'm getting by livin' with my folks and a monthly tugboat.&quot; He does not actually explain what a &quot;monthly tugboat&quot; is supposed to be.<br /> *An [[Megan_Emails,_Aug-Dec_2007#Adam_Stackhouse_wins.2C_Chris_is_a_horrible_cheater_and_likes_Megan_.22so_much.22|e-mail to Megan]] from August 2007 recounts Chris's purchase of ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' with his latest tugboat check.<br /> *During the [[Miyamoto Saga]], Chris claimed he was waiting for his tugboat (in an e-mail to &quot;Miyamoto&quot; himself, no less) to fix technical problems with his website.<br /> *In [[Mumble 1]], Chris mentions that he'll have to wait for his next tugboat to buy some new content for ''Ape Escape'' on the PSP.<br /> *In [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 4]], Chris tells [[Julie]] that he can't make it to Ohio until his next tugboat comes in.<br /> *Since late 2009, [[Chris]] seemed to have mostly given up the term &quot;tugboat,&quot; possibly because of its extensive adoption by trolls in the [[Mumble]] chats, the [[Mailbag]], and elsewhere. In the [[Father Call]] he refers to it as his &quot;monthly income,&quot; while in the [[Jackie e-mails]] he simply says he's on Social Security, although he did refer to it once as a &quot;tugboat&quot; in [[Mailbag 34]].<br /> *The [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 12|BlueSpike Skype logs]] shine a light on the origin of the term:<br /> {{quote|it's a [[Random-access humor|fun story]]. anyway, you know the expression, &quot;Our ship has come in,&quot; well that refers to a HUGE one-time amout of money, which can compare to a [[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV|Luxury Ship that can easily sink.]] and a Tugboat is more reliable, because even though it's smaller, it's built tougher, and it's usually better on time in that sense. so, I refer to my monthly income as a Tugboat, whereas I would refer to say winning the Lottery as a Luxary Ship. Chalk that idea up to a spot of [[Things Chris has ripped off|creative]] [[Autism|thinking]]. :)|Chris, demonstrating mastery of metaphor, naval engineering and analogy}}<br /> <br /> In one of the [[Jackie_Chat_7|Jackie chat logs]] he wrote about the reason he deserves the welfare :<br /> <br /> [7:47 pm] CWC: Originally, I was given that blessing through [[Bob|my father]], on one theory of me NOT being able to do the basics of a job, which I have told you I disagree with fully.&lt;br&gt;<br /> [7:48 pm] CWC: Yesterday, I have actually asked [[God]] the question, because all I was coming up with was having deserved it from my [[Stress|trials and tribulations]] in my life.&lt;br&gt;<br /> [7:48 pm] CWC: God responded...&lt;br&gt;<br /> [7:48 pm] CWC: He told me that he blessed me because he saw me as one of the appreciative and [[Chris and English|less richer]] people, so he gave me that blessing through the approval.&lt;br&gt;<br /> [7:49 pm] [[Jackie|Jacklyn Romy]]: ???&lt;br&gt;<br /> [7:49 pm] CWC: And I also asked him about the Job situation; why have I not been able to get a job then?&lt;br&gt;<br /> [7:49 pm] Jacklyn Romy: that doesnt make sense&lt;br&gt;<br /> [7:49 pm] Jacklyn Romy: why would God approve you to rip off the government when there are people starving and dying on the streets who genuinely need help&lt;br&gt;<br /> [7:50 pm] CWC: he told me that he felt I was not ready to tackle a job yet, but he will bless me with a job when he sees fit.&lt;br&gt;<br /> [7:50 pm] CWC: I don't know.&lt;br&gt;<br /> [7:50 pm] Jacklyn Romy: thats not my understanding of how God works<br /> {{quote|i mean, are you sure you heard him correctly? no one I know has EVER heard God tell them &quot;hey, just sit back and do nothing, i'll hand you a job and money so you can just play games all day&quot;|Jackie, destroying Chris with sound logic}}<br /> <br /> ==Sauces==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> ==See also==<br /> * [[Autism]]<br /> * [[Chris and money]]<br /> {{CWC-isms}}<br /> [[Category:CWC-isms]]</div>

Shearod https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Jackie_E-mails_7&diff=130604 2010-12-29T21:32:20Z

<p>Shearod: </p> <hr /> <div>Jackie gives reasonable, responsible financial and self-improvement advice, how not to be a welfare leech/lazy fuck, and earn his way in life. Naturally, Chris immediately refuses (of the near 200 games he admits to having, he'd only sell, at most, 10), ignores the idea of getting off of welfare entirely, changes the subject to getting to meet her for hanky-panky (stealing a phrase from the Bible in the process), creates the anagram &quot;Mor Jacky Lyn,&quot;, which he says means &quot;More Jacky for Lovin,&quot; confirming once again all he cares about is her china over her advice and insight, while being creepy as hell.<br /> <br /> Chris sold 9 games--- for store credit, which he immediately applied to a LBP2: Collector's Edition reservation. He also buys a $50 PSN card, also monthly, leaving him with $80 to his name, which he claims he plans to keep until the end of the month (the e-mail is dated 2 August).<br /> <br /> Jackie calls him out on his bullshit, saying what we already know, but Chris will never learn: He acts like mommy and daddy will clean up all his messes, revolves his life around his addictions, and is too lazy a fuck to go out of his way to make actual art for 'his woman,' and rather depend on the ease of video game &quot;tributes.&quot;<br /> <br /> Chris thinks that selling some games is &quot;allowance&quot; to buy another game, and totally not perpetuating the problem. Jackie makes a good point on why he's using Rocky and his church to manage his debt and gaming addiction, and not Bob: Chris admits he's a pussy and would crash into slumber from the stress of Bob getting (justifiably) angry. Bob is checking Chris's bank account ''twice a day'', Chris is traumatized at the idea of his PS3 access being restricted. Chris pledges on a family member's grave to never get another credit card ever (rolling earthquakes with epicenters in Virginia graveyards have not yet been confirmed).<br /> <br /> Chris is already down to $50 in his account, and it's only been 2 days.<br /> <br /> ===Emails===<br /> <br /> <br /> {{Email|July 31, 2010 - 2:21pm<br /> <br /> Hey Chris! <br /> <br /> Ah, I did misunderstand some things, it seems. I wasn't aware that you paid your father rent. Okay, so you pay him $480 a month for rent, plus you currently pay him $100 in repayment for him settling your credit cards, so that's $580 a month total you give him, right? So out of $820 a month, you actually keep $240 after expenses, correct? I think I can maybe offer some help in this regard. I apologize if this letter is pretty long, but I want to make sure I have everything clear.<br /> <br /> Let me try to figure this out out loud for myself. What position exactly did you apply for at [[Wal-Mart]], like a greeter or cashier? Or did you just make a general application? I know some stores don't let you apply for specific positions, they just take your application and then look for a place they can put you as it becomes available. Do you know what the hourly rate is you would be starting at? Assuming it's $7.25 per hour, which is [[Virginia]] minimum wage, if you worked 40 hours a week you'd get $290 a week, or about $1160 a month. But that's assuming you stay at minimum wage, you could get a raise to more than that. If I remember right, their cashiers are actually supposed to start at a higher amount. So if you kept your SSI, you could make theoretically up to $1800 a month. Granted, that is a lot more. But to make up to that amount of $980 on the job at minimum wage, you'd need to have like 32 or 33 hours a week. Unless an employee is guaranteed full time, retailers are typically very erratic and unreliable in how many hours they give their employees; they give you however many hours they need you to be there that week and no more. I used to work retail, one week I'd get 25 hours, the next week I'd get maybe 10. And 25 was pushing it, retailers usually keep their employees at as few hours as possible, it saves a lot of money for them to do so. So don't be disappointed, but I wouldn't count on being able to get that full $1800 a month even under the best circumstances.<br /> <br /> In answer to your question of what I would rather you do, I'd honestly (no criticism or harshness intended here, I'm just trying to be honest) rather that you go for a full-time job and get off the social security entirely. That wouldn't be easy to do in a short amount of time, starting at full-time right away is probably not possible, but as time goes on and you are with a company for longer, you should be able to get your employers to give you more time and promotions until you get there, at which point you could give up your SSI. My reason for saying this is because life isn't all about money, and just because you CAN get more money by staying on SSI doesn't mean you SHOULD. Remember Chris, like I said, SSI is meant for people who are unable to take care of themselves, you are able to take care of yourself if you apply yourself and work hard. And as you work toward having more hours and a better position, you would be able to gradually lessen your dependence on the SSI until you can do away with it entirely.<br /> <br /> So wait, you have a new credit card that you're paying $50 a month on? May I ask, when exactly did you get this card? And also if I may ask, what is the limit on the card, and how close are you to that limit? And is it just the one card you have right now, or do you have more cards apart from the ones your father settled for you? I know these are kind of private questions, but I think it would help me be able to help you if you tell me. (Don't worry, I'll keep quiet about all of this, your secrets are safe with me.) So between the $580 to your parents, $50 on this card, and I'm guessing around $15 each a month for netflix and gamefly... wow, I guess you don't have much left over at the end, only like $150 after bills, is that about right?<br /> <br /> Here's my advice to you, in several parts: One, I think you should cancel netflix and gamefly immediately. Aside from the [[money]] cost, they are both enabling your [[video game]] and [[TV|tv]] habit. Two, I think you should take an inventory of all the video games you own, figure out the ones you haven't played in a while, and sell those. I know you have a lot of older games, right? There are probably some retro game stores around town, they pay good money for any old games they can get their hands on because they're hard to find. Right now those games are just taking up space and feeding your habit. I know you've had impulsive weakness in the past, but trust me, getting rid of the thing that's tempting you is the best way to grow out of it. I know it seems grim sometimes, but trust me, your impulsive shopping habits aren't related to your autism at all, you can beat them. The first step is always hard like ripping off a bandaid, but it's necessary to move forward, you just have to step up and do it.<br /> <br /> In fact, maybe I can help you with figuring out which games to get rid of and which ones are valuable and you can make good money on. I have a request: Would you be willing to take inventory of all your video games and send it to me? I mean literally every game you own, every system, every console, whether you've owned it for a month or for twenty years. Everything from your [[playstation 3]] down to your old sega genesis. I won't ask you to dump all of it, going cold turkey isn't easy to do. But if I know exactly what you have it will help me help you. I bet it wouldn't take more than a few hours to do. Would you do that for me? Please? ;)<br /> <br /> Now, on to other stuff. You say your parents would call the [[police]] on you if you went to Otakon? I just don't get how they would do so. I guess if your [[car]] is in their name, they could legally punish you for taking it without their permission, but couldn't you have gotten on a greyhound bus to otakon? From [[Charlottesville]] to Baltimore, a bus ride wouldn't be very expensive. And like I said, if you told them you were going, they wouldn't be able to file a missing person report. And as for them taking your money, isn't the SSI your money, not theirs? They don't have a legal right to it, do they? I'm glad that they are supportive of you having a [[girlfriend]], but it just worries me a little that you don't seem willing to challenge them when you have a different opinion from them. It's sweet that you think they'll like me, but the truth is, sometimes parents don't like their child's significant other.<br /> <br /> Aww, I'm glad we started talking together again too, Chris :) It's so sweet to know that I bring this much joy to someone I care about. I look forward to finally meeting you in person.<br /> <br /> XOXOXO<br /> <br /> Jackie}}<br /> <br /> {{EmailReply|August 1, 2010 - 3:00pm<br /> <br /> Well, on the application, I applied for stocker, cashier or greeter; probably a few others, but I don't recall at the moment, and at Part Time (with plans for 28 to 30 hour Work Weeks). It's only the ONE credit card, it's a Reward Zone Master Card (from Best Buy); the limit currently is 750, with probability of increase (don't quote me on that); it's currently 20 over. I intend to practice heavy self-control, and I do not wish to increase the monthly payment at this time.<br /> <br /> I will cancel my GameFly, but I wish to keep my Netflix; I have BOTH myPS3 and [[Wii]] Linked to the account for Instant Streaming with their respective discs. A spot of an update is required with it in the PS3and [[PSP]] area, but I have previously created an inventory and kept it up to date for a good while; I'll attach the Microsoft Excel File for your consideration. I am willing to concentrate in the Vintage Console Games, but DEFINITELY NOT any from my Game Boy, SNES, N64, Sega Saturn, Sega CD, and 32X collections. And I wish to keep ALL of the consoles.<br /> <br /> My car is under my parents' name, and my S.S.I. is linked to my [[Father]]'s S.S.#, so they do currently have the power to take away one or both from me.<br /> <br /> Also, another note, I live in Ruckersville; 10-15 minutes North of Charlottesville, so in order for me to take a Greyhound Bus, I would have had to drive to Charlottesville before getting on that bus at all.<br /> <br /> Where are you now (or how far from home are you currently)? Please tell me in your reply.<br /> <br /> Stay Safe and Sweet.&lt;br&gt;<br /> XOXOXOXO &lt;3&lt;3&lt;3&lt;3&lt;3&lt;3&lt;3&lt;br&gt;<br /> Christian.}}<br /> <br /> {{Email|August 1, 2010 - 6:12pm<br /> <br /> Hey Chris,<br /> <br /> So you're only paying $50 a month on the Best Buy card? Chris, you'll never pay it off at that rate. Those store cards have ridiculous interest rates just to take advantage of people who don't pay them off right away. Big businesses like Best Buy really aren't even stores, they're banks - they literally make money only off their credit card interest, the merchandise they sell doesn't earn them anything. You need to pay that card off immediately. And unfortunately, I know you don't have the money on hand to do that yourself, so I think you're going to have to go to your father again and ask him to relieve it for you. Because otherwise you'll just be pouring $50 a month into a black hole, because the interest will swallow that up and keep getting bigger.<br /> <br /> Now you're not even going to hear me out on getting rid of your games? This just makes me so frustrated Chris, because you shoot me down and REFUSE to even CONSIDER getting rid of your precious video games for the consoles you listed - Chris, those ARE vintage consoles! Why do you need all those games? Chris, I counted from the list you sent me, for all those consoles combined you have a total of 193 GAMES. WHY do you need 193 GAMES?? And that's just for those consoles, you have more than 225 GAMES for all the OTHER consoles, and I doubt you mean to get rid of all of those. Why would you want to hold on to all of these games, Chris? Why? What do they do for you? Is it about nostalgic memories? I hate to be harsh, but the fact is that if that's the case, then those nostalgic memories are the ONLY thing you're going to have left, because these games are consuming your life!<br /> <br /> Face it Chris, there are only two types of people who would have that many games: Collectors, and Addicts. The difference between the two is that a collector can manage the other parts of his life just fine, whereas an addict's life is overrun by his possessions and they are the only thing he thinks about. You are the latter. YOU are an addict. Chris, you say that you talk to a pastoral counselor about your problems like the [[trolls]], correct? Have you even brought this issue up to her at all? I bet you haven't, because I REFUSE TO BELIEVE that she would consider trolls taking pictures of you to be a greater problem than the THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS YOU WASTE ON SOMETHING THAT IS DESTROYING YOUR LIFE. If you really expect this woman to help you you need to be HONEST with her.<br /> <br /> You keep saying that you are trying to curb your impulses and make up for your past mistakes, but all I see is that you repeat them over and over. And you say that you do not wish to increase your current monthly payment, well, like I said, what you do pay is just going into a black hole, then. When did you get this card, Chris? Was it after your father relieved your previous cards? Have you ever thought that maybe you shouldn't have any cards? Maybe you shouldn't be managing your own money, period. Especially if you're at risk of getting another card as soon as this current one is taken care of.<br /> <br /> &amp;#42;UGH* I'm sorry if I sound mad, but I was just stressed and needed to vent about that, plus I think you needed to hear it bluntly. Because you have a serious problem and I think you don't listen to anyone about it unless they force you to. I want you to get better Chris, and I also want us to have a chance, but you just seem so unwilling to change your habits even when they're ruining your life and that saddens me.<br /> <br /> On to other stuff... I hope you get the job at Wal-Mart. When does the store open? Remember what I said, they most likely won't give you 28-30 hours every week; usually retail stores are pretty erratic in the hours they give part-time employees, some weeks they may ask you to work 35, other weeks you may only get 10. It all depends on how much they need you, they won't give employees one hour more than they have a need to. I would recommend trying to get your foot in the door to full-time work, because then it would be guaranteed, and you'd have a greater possibility of promotions down the road.<br /> <br /> How are things going on the troll forum, have you posted any more stuff there or found anything out? I'm embarrassed to say I kind of forgot about it so I haven't gone there since the last time we talked about it. I'm in Delaware currently, I'll probably be home around the 17th or 18th, things got pushed back a little, I may be going to western Pennsylvania for a little bit.<br /> <br /> Don't feel too sad or anything about what I wrote here, okay? Like I said, I only am trying to shock you a little bit because I think you need to be shocked. Write back and let me know how things are going, okay?<br /> <br /> XOXOXO<br /> <br /> Jackie<br /> <br /> August 1, 2010 - 6:15pm<br /> <br /> Also, I forgot to thank you for putting together that list for me, I'm glad you did that :)<br /> <br /> Jackie}}<br /> <br /> {{EmailReply|August 2, 2010 - 10:21am<br /> <br /> Well, you're right for the most part of the games, but I'd still like to keep some of them for, yes, the nostalgia and such. The few console-type games I listed, except for the Game Boy, I counted around 10 or less of those for that console upon recollection. Still, there are among the majority of the rest I'd be willing to part with. BTW, I do not know who you were referring to who would buy the vintage games (the only place I can think of, and I'm sure wouldn't give much is Snooky's Pawn Shop in the [[C-Ville]] Downtown Mall), so please fill me in on who this person is. Perhaps you may have been thinking of someone in Staunton.<br /> <br /> I've had the credit card for months now (I don't recollect when specifically), and I do not wish to bring it up with my father. Not only would he be pissed at me, he would shout Very Loudly, and considering how old he is, he does not need any more [[stress]] to worry about. I will increase my monthly payment to 75 to help, and if I get the job at Wal-Mart, it will most certainly pay the whole thing off from the first month. Also, FYI, GameFly was More expensive than Netflix at a rate of 17 a month versus 11 a month, respectively, so obviously the cancellation of GameFly will be a big help.<br /> <br /> I do listen to all the advice and input I get to help me recover, it just takes me a while to fully process the ideas sometimes towards the action. At least I got started with selling some of my [[DVD]]s the other day. I am Not refusing to consider getting rid of the latter of my games; I'm getting used to the idea and starting at an easier pace for myself; concentrating first on the vintage, leaving some out and such. Likely, after a start on selling the games to the person you've talked about and feeling more comfortable about it, I feel I'll expand further into the stuff left out and all.<br /> <br /> I understand what you are saying, and while the shock is uncomfortable to me, after recovery from the shock I am most appreciated for being told the truth from a trusted outside perspective. It takes time for me, so your understanding and patience in all of this is most appreciated. :)<br /> <br /> For future reference, though, I would feel better when in person upon sharing the thoughts with me that you not go into shouting, and keep it on an inside voice level. I get enough shouting in my lifetime from my own father, and sometimes my mother.<br /> <br /> As for the Troll Forum, I haven't posted in a while; I need to get back into that groove. <br /> <br /> So the 18th is the estimated date; I'll plan around that, but I would feel it better if it was sooner; I really want you here to talk and to hold. You bring out a lot of good feelings in me I didn't feel as much of before we met through OKCupid. I long to look into your pretty eyes, hold your hand, hear your voice. I rearranged the letters in your name, Jacklyn Romy, and I ended up spelling, &quot;Mor Jacky Lyn&quot;. To me that reads &quot;More Jacky for Lovin'&quot;; talking to you now is very good, and it will be better when we meet. And every following moments and days I get to be with and talk to you, I will always get my fill of you as my cup overfloweth with your sweetness and radiance, and I will never cease to be most appreciative and thankful. So when I read &quot;Mor Jacky Lyn&quot;, I'm thinking I want more of you every moment.<br /> <br /> I'll TTYL; please also keep me posted of the state you're currently in as we count down the days.<br /> <br /> Stay Sweet and Safe.&lt;br&gt;<br /> XOXOXOXOXO &lt;3&lt;3&lt;3&lt;3&lt;3&lt;3&lt;3&lt;br&gt;<br /> Christian.}}<br /> <br /> {{Email|August 2, 2010 - 1:47pm<br /> <br /> I'm not sure myself what store you would go to to sell your vintage games, I don't know any specific person or store, but I'm sure there's at least one or two somewhere in Charlottesville. Do a google search for it, I'm sure it will come up.<br /> <br /> Like I said, I didn't mean to seem like I was shouting or anything. In person I don't really shout ever. When I type in all caps like that, that would be the equivalent of me talking sternly in-person, but I'd still be calm and civil. I don't like to yell, it makes things worse for everyone. I'm glad you understand, I didn't want to hurt your feelings, I was kind of worried that maybe I had.<br /> <br /> How much money do you have leftover after everything you give your dad each month? Wasn't it like $240 or something? The only expenses you really have are food and the best buy card, correct? If you budget yourself out well, cut out the fast food and restaurants, you should be able to feed yourself for a month on not much money at all. I've been in tight spots before where I had to cut back on everything, if I'm careful and frugal I can feed myself for a month on no more than maybe $60 or $70, and some people get by on even less. That leaves like $150 you could put toward your Best Buy card per month, which would actually make a dent in it. I really think you should pay as much as you possibly can on the card. I know you don't want your dad to find out because he'll get mad at you, but don't you think he has a right to be mad? I mean, he had to relieve your debts for you and probably made it clear that he didn't want you having cards again, but you've lied to him and gotten another card - and as things are going, you may very well not be able to take care of this card on your own. I mean, he's taken care of you all your life, I think he deserves for you to be honest with him and not betray his trust. And keep in mind what I said, the chances of you actually getting the 30 hours a week you want is pretty low...<br /> <br /> I hope you're serious that you're considering getting rid of all your games; in your previous email you did say &quot;I am willing to concentrate in the Vintage Console Games, but DEFINITELY NOT any from my Game Boy, SNES, N64, Sega Saturn,Sega CD, and 32X collections&quot;. That's a quote direct from you, so I feel my response was justified. But I understand if you were shocked by the thought initially, addicts often are when confronted with their problem. I think it would help to give yourself something of a rigid timetable. For example, I think you should pick ten games from your collection - any ten, from any consoles you want - and sell them by this Friday the 6th. Do you think you can do that for me? Like I said, do a google search for vintage game retailers around Charlottesville for your older games. If they don't want them, or they don't offer a decent price because they're not worth much or whatever, you can take them to Goodwill or something - Goodwill, Salvation Army, they always take games so they can give them to the less fortunate children, I'm sure. Newer games like your PS2, PS3, gamecube, and so on I'm sure Gamestop would take. I'm pretty sure Gamestop will give you better prices if you bring in a bulk amount of games at once. But regardless, I want your goal to be to get rid of 10 games by Friday, so if you aren't offered a satisfactory price for a game or no one wants it, then replace it with another game from your list and try to sell THAT. Will you do this for me?<br /> <br /> You really should go back on the troll forum, I thought you were really excited to get on there? You know, another good point of getting rid of your video game addiction is that you'll have more time for other pursuits and interests. Check the email you used for jenkinsjinkies, I'll bet they've been writing you, I know they were eager to have you there.<br /> <br /> Whoops, I didn't realize what time it was, I need to get going. I'll be on later, so I hope to hear from you soon!<br /> <br /> XOXO<br /> <br /> Jackie}}<br /> <br /> {{EmailReply|August 3, 2010 - 2:45pm<br /> <br /> Actually, you've read my mind, or my actions; I've picked out about 9 PS3, 2 PS2, 3 PSP and 4 DS games and traded them in at GameStop earlier this afternoon. I got about over 50 dollars store credit, which I put in the reservation of LittleBiGPlanet 2 Collector's Edition.<br /> <br /> I will do a Google for people/places in C-Ville who would take vintage games, and let you know what I find.<br /> <br /> Also, FYI, each month I get myself one 50 dollar [[PSN]] Card, so I can at least catch up on some of the add-ons I couldn't afford the past month, such as a bunch of the Track Packs for [[Guitar Hero]]. I have closed my GameFly Account and mailed back the current game I had from them. Plus, this month, I had to pay my mom back 30 I owed her, so she and I are now even. So, currently, I have around 80 in the bank after my father cashes his check and after this payment on my credit card, and I intend to keep it in there the rest of the month.<br /> <br /> On another topic, I checked the calender; the 18th is on a Wedensday; we can plan for our day out on the 20th. We'll meet at the Starbucks by the China King Buffet, across from [[Fashion Square]] in the early afternoon, let's say 1:00. We'll hang out together, talk and all the fun stuff. We can walk about the mall (I'm open for your suggestions as well), and later we can go to the Downtown Mall's Pavillion for that week's [[Fridays After 5]] Concert. Come after the fun, we'll see how you and I feel. My car is reliable, and I would like to be able to drive you around, so if you feel cool with that, you can have a friend or relative drop you off, and I will drive you back to your place at the end of our day. Please let me know your thoughts.<br /> <br /> Also, from your photograph I still had saved on my PSP, I created a Mod of you in ModNation Racers (it is NOT Published, and I do not intend to publish it; it will remain ours alone). I'm attaching an in-game photo of it; please tell me how accurate I was of you (note, body shape is not changable, I took a guess at Jeans and Sneakers for your lower-wear, and I was uncertain of your eye-color (I guessed brown)). But all things considered, I think I nailed your T-Shirt to a &quot;T&quot; with the sticker placements, as well as the tattoo on your right arm.<br /> <br /> Please also let me know if you appreciate the gestures and things of you that I have shared with you.<br /> <br /> I'll TTYL.<br /> <br /> Stay Safe and Sweet.&lt;br&gt;<br /> XOXOXOXOXO &lt;3&lt;3&lt;3&lt;3&lt;3&lt;3&lt;3&lt;br&gt;<br /> Christian.}}<br /> <br /> {{Email|August 3, 2010 - 3:16pm<br /> <br /> Hi Chris.<br /> <br /> Uh, I'm not really sure where to start... I'm not sure you've really understood anything I've said.<br /> <br /> Why are you spending $50 on PSN cards every month? You said that you have learned from the mistakes of your spending habits, but clearly you haven't if you are still dropping $50 a month on video games. How can you claim to have learned from your mistakes when you are choosing to spend all this money on games while you know you have a debt of HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS on a credit card that you know you shouldn't have? Honestly, I feel kind of bad for your parents, I think the fact that they relieved you of your debts previously taught you that it was okay for you to spend all you want because they'll clean up the mess when it all comes crashing down. If you really cared about them you wouldn't force them to do that repeatedly - yet you're choosing to ignore your debts while you still have a chance of taking care of them without your parents' help.<br /> <br /> I guess I didn't spell it out exactly, but when I wanted you to sell ten games, I meant so you could get cash for them. Selling them for store credit so you can buy another video game isn't doing yourself any good at all. A regular game costs $60 these days, so what is the collector's edition going to cost? At least $80? Or more, maybe? I'm sorry sweetie, but for the purposes of my assignment that won't count. I want you to sell ten MORE video games, for cash this time. And that money is not to go to the purchase of any new video games.<br /> <br /> Chris, you do understand the purpose of our talking about your video game addiction, right? The purpose is to end it. When I wanted you to sell ten games, I thought I was helping you transition slowly; I was thinking to myself &quot;well, he has to get rid of ten games for now but he still has hundreds more he can play, we'll get to those in time as he becomes adjusted to the idea of getting rid of his games&quot;. I honestly didn't even consider the idea that you were still buying NEW video games, because given your situation that seemed so absurd that even though I know you're an addict, I thought you still understood better. You honestly had me fooled.<br /> <br /> Thank you for the modnation character you made of me. Although honestly, it's just kind of a reminder of your addiction that even when you want to make a sweet gesture for me, you can't do it outside of video games. Aren't you an artist? Didn't you think of maybe drawing a picture of me? That would be much sweeter, if you did that for me.<br /> <br /> Jackie}}<br /> <br /> {{EmailReply|1=August 4, 2010 - 11:10am<br /> <br /> I've been looking forward to [[LBP]] 2 for a while now, and the 50 dollars is just an allowance for me. More importantly, though, apparently the Trolls made an attempt at their Credit Fraud plan. They scheduled an early payment of the WHOLE THING from my checking account (Thank God it was rejected), but I was hit with an Insufficient Funds fee for a &quot;Returned Item&quot;, yet I still had over 40 in the bank even after that 35. I had to go to the bank to sort it out, but it's getting straightened up for right now. Firstly, since I've found a good confession from them on their Forum, http://trollingtrain.10.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?t=58, I'm going to relay this to [[Rocky]] and Elizabeth, and I'm going to take this to my bank, and I'll tell my father about this credit card. He had to take it out of the Family Savings to pay off the past credit cards, and he says &quot;were deep&quot; in something there.<br /> <br /> Anyway, while I'm digging myself out of this mess, I think we're in a good position to rat out the Trolls here, plus they are getting suspicious of a &quot;Traitor&quot; in their midst, but Thank God they do not suspect Junior yet.<br /> <br /> I will Sell 10 games for money later, but right now, this is more important, and I promise to hand-draw a rendition of you later. But I need to confirm for my reference, what color are your eyes, do you wear pants (what kind if applicable) or a skirt or dress (and what color in general), and tell me about your shoes as well (sneakers, slippers, boots or what and color), please.<br /> <br /> I'll TTYL.&lt;br&gt;<br /> Stay Safe and Sweet,&lt;br&gt;<br /> Christian.}}<br /> <br /> {{EmailReply|August 4, 2010 - 12:31pm<br /> <br /> Well, I just went to my bank to tell the manager of the information. She and I called the credit card company. Sadly, even though the first trial of the 770 dollar payment failed and was returned, which cost me the bank's fee of 35 dollars, a Second Trial of the payment collection from my bank is in process. So, even though THAT will fail too, I will be charged another 35 dollars for the Return Fee. On the bright side, the Trolls' plan of getting my PS3 Repoed WILL FAIL (Thank God), they have remotely stolen $70 from me. It's a small price to pay in comparison, but at least there is a chance the two Fees will be refunded to me in a week (less or so).<br /> <br /> Meantime, I will try to look up a local Vintage Game Vendor who I can sell a bunch of my games off to, and Plan &quot;B&quot; is to sell Ten current-ish games for Cash.<br /> <br /> &amp;#42;sigh*<br /> <br /> Our day together around the 20th will continue as planned, and you and I will share a good time being together. I still need the info I requested in the last e-mail to make a great drawing of you for you. I need to rest a while. I'll TTYL.<br /> <br /> Stay Safe and Sweet.&lt;br&gt;<br /> XOXOXOXOXO &lt;3&lt;3&lt;3&lt;3&lt;3&lt;3&lt;3&lt;br&gt;<br /> Christian.}}<br /> <br /> {{Email|August 4, 2010 - 1:42pm<br /> <br /> Chris, I'm so sorry that happened... At least the payment won't go through, right? Sounds like you can get the fees reversed, though?<br /> <br /> I read that forum post you linked me to. It says that they couldn't go through with it because their guy on the inside turned out not to be on the inside, he was fucking with the trolls? Like, he was trolling the trolls themselves. But something still happened... I wonder if it was just a freak coincidence that an error happened? Or maybe someone else not from that forum did it? I don't know Chris, it's freaky. But at least they haven't done any real damage.<br /> <br /> So you're telling your dad about the card? The circumstances that caused this suck but at least you're coming clean to him, which was going to happen anyway. So he has to pay off the card? How does he feel about it? Is he really mad?<br /> <br /> I hope you won't get another card again, Chris. This behavior really does have to stop. Not because of some hacker troll, but because you were digging yourself into a grave with your addiction. Maybe you should talk to your dad about managing all your spending from now on. Actually, I'd ask him if he would specifically keep an eye on your video game spending. Like, ask him to keep note of all your receipts and stuff. In fact, it might be a good idea if you ask him to hold onto your PS3 for a while. I think you probably spend more time on that system than any other, right? Maybe you should ask him to lock it away for a week or something, give you a chance to see what you can do with yourself when you don't have access to it.<br /> <br /> I know things suck right now and you're probably feeling pretty down. But maybe forcing yourself to get up and go outside to do stuff will help you feel better. I think you should definitely try to go sell some video games this week like you originally planned. Maybe your dad would be touched if you sold some stuff and then gave him the cash you got as a partial repayment for his relieving you. You know, a little sign that you're trying to make up for your mistakes.<br /> <br /> I'm kind of curious why you're talking to your [[church]] counselors about all this? I mean, isn't your dad already dealing with it with you? Like I've been saying, I think you should be talking to your counselors about your addiction problems. I mean, they're there to help you with your problems and imperfections, right? I don't get how they can help you deal with this bank thing. Besides, if they had known previously about your card that you couldn't pay off, they probably would have told you to come clean with your dad in the first place.<br /> <br /> Well, anyway, my eyes are green. I usually wear jeans and flipflops, I have a bunch in different colors, nothing fancy. I'd love to see you do a drawing of me, but get to it when you can, I know you have other stuff to deal with.<br /> <br /> Take care, and let me know what's going on.<br /> <br /> XOXO<br /> <br /> Jackie}}<br /> <br /> {{EmailReply|August 4, 2010 - 6:28pm<br /> <br /> Green Eyes and FlipFlops; at least I was right on the Jeans. I got it now.<br /> <br /> Getting the fees reFunded is a problem, it requires approval from not only the local bank manager, but also major edits/tweaks in the computers. I am in, though, on the ID Fraud Protection Plus Plan (Free for me, Thank God), and also I am in on the &quot;Opt Out&quot; Plan, which if a Transaction, [[Online]] or Real Life, Would put me into the Red, the charge would be automatically Declined. The Opt Out goes into effect starting on the 16th of this month.<br /> <br /> I have informed my mother about the Credit Card first (she is more calm than dad is); I have asked her to relay the news to him. I feel if I do it myself right-off, he'll not only get super angry and raise his voice to Loud Shouts, but it would just put me into a state where I may as well be lying cowardly on the floor in the fetal position. This way, he gets his anger out into the air only (mom would leave the room during the time), and he'll have time to recover and calm down before confronting me about it (not as loudly).<br /> <br /> My father is currently monitoring my bank account; he asks for a bi-daily printout of the current online statement information and any pending transactions. Your suggestions of having him lock up my console for a week and such have been noted into my memory; I am not saying it is a bad idea, I'm just not comfortable with it.<br /> <br /> Sweetheart, after this whole experience, I Swear on my [[Aunt Corina]] Weston Inge's Grave that I will NEVER apply for a Credit Card EVER again.<br /> <br /> Giving dad the money I get from the game sales is a good idea, yet I would like to wait until this whole mess clears up, and I am fully certain I have over 50 dollars in the bank after the clear-up beforehand. I will sell the number of games shortly enough, at least by Friday of next week.<br /> <br /> I'll TTYL.&lt;br&gt;<br /> Stay Safe and Sweet.&lt;br&gt;<br /> XOXOXOXO &lt;3&lt;3&lt;3&lt;3&lt;3&lt;3&lt;3&lt;br&gt;<br /> Christian.}}<br /> <br /> {{Email|August 4, 2010 - 7:06pm <br /> <br /> Hi Chris.<br /> <br /> That's okay, you can wait til next week if you want to sell some games. You've got enough going on right now.<br /> <br /> I know you aren't comfortable with the idea of him taking your console, but I think it might be a good idea for you. Sometimes we can't grow unless we force ourselves to endure a situation where we aren't as comfortable as we would like, it makes us stronger through adversity. I think you should really consider it. Even maybe just to be prepared for it, because it's possible your dad might decide on his own to take it away for a bit, if he feels you can't be trusted with the PSN purchases. But try not to worry about it for now. I'm glad you're sworn off credit cards. They can be death traps for even the most resolute and strong-willed of people.<br /> <br /> I can't remember if I asked, but when does the new Wal-Mart open? Have you been able to talk to anyone over there about it yet? I'm excited to see what you find out about it.<br /> <br /> Chris, overall, I'm actually pretty impressed with you and how you have been handling this situation. Even though this is a very tough time for you, you seem like you're staying pretty calm and keeping a cool head about how to deal with it. I just want to let you know that I am proud of that and you deserve some recognition for it. ;)<br /> <br /> I'll write more later (and can't wait to see your drawing of me :),<br /> <br /> XOXO<br /> <br /> Jackie}}<br /> {{emails}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:E-mails]]</div>

Shearod https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=YouTube&diff=126973 2010-11-25T04:20:34Z

<p>Shearod: /* Sonichu (May 2007 - September 2008) */ Date format correction.</p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:Youtubehacked.jpg|thumb|Chris's original YouTube channel, after it was hacked.]]<br /> [[Image:Happybday.jpg|thumb|[[Chris and his Ego|Chris commenting on a video thinking it was meant for him.]]]]<br /> <br /> '''YouTube''' is the primary arena in the online world of [[Christian Weston Chandler]], who has occasionally called it &quot;the YouTube.&quot; Although his website may get hacked and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] might crash and [[110mb]] will suck balls, YouTube.com is always up and operational, and Chris is always producing new [[Captain's Log]] [[videos]] and reacting to the videos of his [[trolls|friends]] and [[trolls|enemies]].<br /> <br /> For Chris, YouTube is not merely a way to post videos dedicated to his alleged adoring [[fanbase]] and issue broad condemnations of trolling; it is also a communication channel. Chris has posted several videos on his YouTube channel that he apparently believes will be only viewed by the people he addressed the videos to &amp;ndash; and that they'll view the video even when they haven't been made aware of Chris's channel. He has addressed individual trolls, individual alleged fans, [[sweetheart]]s and especially former sweethearts, journalists&lt;ref&gt;[[10 September 2009]]&lt;/ref&gt; and TV shows&lt;ref&gt;[[For G4s Web Soup]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;[[Cleveland Show Voice Rant]]&lt;/ref&gt;, local business managers&lt;ref&gt;[[Apology to Game &amp; Hobby Place]]&lt;/ref&gt; and other people within driving distance of his house. As of [[2009]], Chris is wary of email and other text-based forms of communication, having been burned by alleged sweethearts who turned out to have [[pickle]]s. In order to satisfy his ever-inflating [[ego]], he searches videos labeled &quot;Chris-chan&quot;.<br /> <br /> There's a certain beauty to the way Chris's videos are displayed to the world: The videos he wants the world to see end up on YouTube. The videos he reconsiders and deletes also end up on YouTube. The videos he sends privately to trusted [[gal pal]]s end up on YouTube. The videos he makes depicting himself in the nude usually get taken down from YouTube, but that's what SlutLoad is for. A high priority among the internet bullies is to archive every video Chris has ever made, which is fairly challenging since Chris will often DELETE ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING when he thinks he's embarrassed himself or left himself open to attack. <br /> <br /> Luckily, [[Arjen Van Dierten]] archived them on his YouTube account for prosperity of future [[lulz]]. As he has retired from this duty, [[TheCWCvilleLibrary]] (and several unrelated YouTubers) save Chris's video-encased faggotry for future generations. <br /> <br /> ==Video Quality (Or lack thereof)==<br /> <br /> {{main|Chris and Camerawork}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:camerawork1.png|thumb|left|C'mon! You can TOTALLY see his face!]]<br /> <br /> When viewing one of Chris's videos, one of the first things the viewer will notice (besides the [[Obesity|morbidly obese]] manchild) is the '''excruciatingly''' poor quality of his video. One of his major flaws as a cameraman is lighting; any amateur cinematographer would know that if he's recording a video indoors, he would turn the lights on, but Chris refuses to adhere to this basic rule. As a result, almost all videos recorded indoors have a sickly greenish-yellow tinge to them. Also, due to this, almost every video suffers from blurriness thanks to the lack of proper lighting.<br /> <br /> Whenever Chris is recording, he seems to fail to grasp the basic object of &quot;focus&quot;; to make sure that the camera is appropriately trained on whatever it is he is trying to film. As such, whenever he is filming, he is often way out of center. It also doesn't help that he often adjusts the camera angle without regards to what his audience will see, which means that [[Fail|you can't even see what it is he's filming.]] For a very good example, when Chris was gloating about [[Secret Weapon|the picture of Clyde Cash]] he had found online, he was holding it far too close to the camera's lens, so that you never really do get to look at the picture as a whole. <br /> <br /> Chris also seems to lack any basic video editing skills, be it pre or post production. Whenever he needs to put text in a video, he chooses to write it down on a piece of paper and record it with his camera. Almost any basic video editing software, even [[Wikipedia:Windows Movie Maker|Windows Movie Maker]], has an option to display computer-generated text within the video. In the occasions that he needs to insert a TV clip, such as in [[Some Favored Comedians]], he opts to record directly from the TV screen, even though it would be far more prudent to insert the clips in via editing. It's not too hard to download TV clips online.<br /> <br /> What makes this all pathetic is that [[Common_Questions#15_January_2010|Chris chooses to blame these flaws on his equipment]], when anyone as devoted to video blogging as himself would choose a far superior and more devoted option than the [[PSEye]] camera, and buy the basic essentials such as a tripod, as well as some decent video editing software such as [[Wikipedia:Sony Vegas|Sony Vegas]]. But that would leave him without money to spend on [[Sex toys|other things.]] [[Monthly tugboat|Your tax dollars at work, people!]]<br /> <br /> ==Chris's YouTube accounts==<br /> <br /> ===Sonichu ([[May 2007]] - [[September 2008]])===<br /> <br /> Chris's ORIGINAL and OFFICIAL YouTube account was [http://www.youtube.com/user/Sonichu Sonichu], created on 08 May 2007. The account originally served to host the trailer for his [[DVD]], his [[Future Message]], and the clips of himself on the evening news. <br /> <br /> Following his discovery of the ED page in [[November 2007]], Chris began using the account to post videos arguing against ED's [[Laughs Under Lucricities]], and by [[August 2008]] it had become the base of operations for his war against all of ED. The Sonichu account was hacked during a massive ED counteroffensive on 11 September; Chris deleted the account, apparently hoping to escape from the trolls under a new username.<br /> <br /> ===[http://www.youtube.com/user/CChan6789 CChan6789] ([[September 2008]] - [[March 2009]])===<br /> <br /> Chris created CChan6789 on 18 September 2008, and abandoned it on 30 March 2009. This account saw many of the most famous and classic Chris-chan moments, including him [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008|crashing into slumber]] and [[CWC Update!!!!! 27 March 2009|raging at Clyde Cash for the first time]]. Amazingly, CChan6789 remains open with several videos still intact. According to his [[Jackie e-mails|talks with Jackie]], the only reason this account was lost was because Chris lost his password and he was too dim to realize that there's a ''password recovery'' function.<br /> <br /> ===CChanSonichu ([[April 2009]] - [[July 2009]])===<br /> <br /> Although Chris abandoned CChan6789 with the intent of preventing the trolls from having new footage to mock him with, Chris returned with [http://www.youtube.com/user/CChanSonichu CChanSonichu] on 09 April 2009. This account saw even more classic Chris moments, such as him [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|admitting to drinking his jizz]]. The account was hacked on 05 June 2009, although Chris subsequently regained access and posted [[The July 10th Messages|three insulting and threatening videos]] which caused the account to be suspended on 11 July.<br /> <br /> ===[[IBAChandler]] ([[July 2009]] - [[August 2009]])===<br /> <br /> Rather than attempt to reactivate CChanSonichu or simply reuse CChan6789, Chris immediately created [http://www.youtube.com/user/IBAChandler IBAChandler] on 11 July 2009. This new username confused many faggots, requiring Chris to slowly explain thousands of times that &quot;IBAChandler&quot; is a pun meaning &quot;I be a Chandler,&quot; as in &quot;I, Christian, am one of the Chandlers.&quot;<br /> <br /> Chris's initial use of the IBAChandler account was to post [[Rollin' and Trollin'|a video with his new look]], claiming he was and had always been a troll posing as an autistic manchild. This resulted in the narrative that the owner of IBAChandler was an impostor named [[Ian Brandon Anderson]], and that [[CChanSonichuCWC]] was in fact the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler.<br /> <br /> ===[http://www.youtube.com/user/ChristianWChandler ChristianWChandler] ([[August 2009]] - present)===<br /> <br /> To dispel the claims he's Ian Brandon Anderson, Chris made a new account, [http://www.youtube.com/user/ChristianWChandler ChristianWChandler], which makes it clear (or so he believes) that he is Christian Weston Chandler. Of course, that's what Ian Brandon Anderson would have you think.<br /> <br /> On 22 [[November 2010]], Chris uploaded a video in which he announces his departure from the [[Internet]] again. After uploading this video, Chris removed all his other videos from his ChristianWChandler account.<br /> <br /> ===[http://www.youtube.com/user/ClydeGreggCashMays ClydeGreggCashMays] ([[October 2009]] - [[November 2009]]) ===<br /> <br /> Apparently very vaguely aware that YouTube accounts that are used for blackmailing people tend to get shut down, Chris created this account to post his blackmail videos of Clyde Cash, so that in the unlikely event of YouTube noticing his repulsive activities, his main account won't get shut down.<br /> <br /> It is very possible that YouTube terms of service don't work this way. But what do we know? We've only read the terms of service, not Chris's mind.<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> *[[Chris and Camerawork]]<br /> *[[List of videos]]<br /> *[[Captain's Log]]<br /> *[[PSEye]]<br /> <br /> ==Sauces==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> <br /> ==External links==<br /> *[http://www.youtube.com/user/TheCWCvilleLibrary The CWCville Library] <br /> *[http://www.youtube.com/user/vivitheg Vivian's home of the audiobooks]<br /> *[http://www.youtube.com/user/CChanSonichuCWC The real Christian Weston Chandler's YT account]<br /> <br /> [[Category:Chris's websites]]<br /> [[Category:Websites]]</div>

Shearod https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Virgin_with_rage&diff=126537 2010-11-23T00:52:13Z

<p>Shearod: /* Hormonal rage */ Fixed broken quote box</p> <hr /> <div>{{quote|Tell me why (I'm stuck as a virgin with rage) &lt;br&gt;Tell me why (I so need a cute girl my age)|[[So Need a Cute Girl]]}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:106-FrustratedVirgin.jpg|thumb|[[Autism|WHY?]]]]<br /> <br /> '''Virgin with rage''' is [[Chris's]] description of himself, a catch phrase that he has made his very own. Rendered helpless by this condition, his eternal virginity engenders [[stress|frustration]] and [[rage]]. <br /> <br /> Chris is very self-conscious about being a virgin, and frequently brings up the subject unprompted, even in casual conversation with somebody he has just met. However, after being advised by his parents that it's generally not a good idea to mention that he's a VIRGIN WITH RAGE, he stopped this practice,&lt;ref&gt;[[Chris-Chan_(CWCipedia)#Chris_in_Person_.28From_THEIR_Point_of_View.29]]&lt;/ref&gt; one of the few times he has learned from his mistakes.<br /> <br /> == Hormonal rage ==<br /> Chris is probably dimly aware of his eventual fate, that he is destined to be a virgin forever. Obviously, this much-repressed sexual drive, combined with the social ineptitude resulting from his [[autism]], means that Chris is ready to [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rRi90wfvHI snap] at any point. Only [[mass debating]] keeps Chris from playing ''Counter-Strike'' IRL.<br /> <br /> {{quote | Sometimes I would want to touch her shoulder or back, feel her hair or give her a hug. I hold those urges back, because I care about her. And to keep myself from flying crazily off the handle at a random time, I keep my hormones in check at least twice a week by myself. |Chris on [[Megan]], [[Story of My Current Days]]}}<br /> <br /> Despite his claims that he was &quot;holding back&quot;, the emails with [[Megan]] paint a different picture, describing instances of him doing exactly what he says he wouldn't: touching her hair,{{cite}} touching her shoulder,{{cite}} giving her random and unwanted hugs, etc.&lt;ref&gt;[[Megan Emails, 2008]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;[[Mimms_and_Lucas_Q%26A#Chris_and_Megan]]&lt;/ref&gt; Chris even went so far as to corner her and try to kiss her.{{cite}}<br /> <br /> Likewise, [[Facebook]] correspondence between Chris and a young man named Joshua Alba revealed this pearl:<br /> {{quote|I've thought of a funny message for a Valentine's Day card. On the outside, &quot;Please Be Mine,&quot; and on the inside, &quot;My hormones are slam-banging, and I do not have a woman to put them in.&quot;<br /> <br /> I am not a sex freak; I'm just lonesome and sometimes horny.|Chris, [[Facebook messages]], 10 January 2010&lt;ref&gt;[[Facebook_messages#Other]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> Alba was doubtlessly traumatized.<br /> <br /> ==Public references to his virginity==<br /> *&quot;[[So Need a Cute Girl]]&quot;, a song which Chris recorded in August [[2003]], features the first known use of the term &quot;virgin with rage.&quot;<br /> *Chris's letter to ''Nintendo Power'' about ''[[Sprung]]'' from the spring of 2004 concludes, &quot;So thank you, [[Nintendo]] and Ubisoft, for the dating advice that this frustrated virgin needed.&quot;<br /> *The first issue of ''[[Sonichu's News Dash]]'' from [[2004]] featured Chris's poem &quot;[[Saddest Heart in the World]]&quot;, where he whines repeatedly about his virginity and repeats some of the lyrics from &quot;So Need a Cute Girl.&quot;<br /> *According to an entry in [[CWC's_Diary#September.2C_2004|CWC's Diary]] from September [[2004]], Chris told his &quot;Lonesome Virgin story&quot; to a [[jerkop]] who interrupted his loitering at the mall.<br /> *After he lost [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]], Chris sent an angry e-mail to Sony, where he announced &quot;YET NOW I, A FRUSTRATED HIGH-FUNCTIONALLY AUTISTIC 25-YEAR OLD VIRGIN, HAVE BEEN BALLZ-BROKEN LIKE I HAVE THROUGH A BIG CHUNK OF MY LIFE IN AMERICA'S FAVORITE GAME, &quot;[[KICK THE AUTISTIC]]!&quot; *[[sigh]]*&quot;<br /> *Likewise, his [[PSN_Blogs#4_August_2007_.E2.80.94_Adam_Stackhouse.21.21.21|PSN Blog]] update from after losing the contest includes the line &quot;I am a FRUSTRATED, High-Functionally AUTISTIC, 25-YEAR OLD VIRGIN.&quot;<br /> *In Chris's first video address of the post-[[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] era, [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement]], he doesn't actually come out and bluntly announce that he's a virgin. [[CWC's Second Message]], however, hammers the point home. There, Chris calls himself &quot;the innocent, still 26-year-old virgin.&quot;<br /> *During his IRC fan chat from [[Chris's Sonichu IRC Chloe Introduction|26 October 2008]], Chris billed his fictitious new girlfriend [[Chloe]] as his &quot;VIRGIN-TAKER.&quot;<br /> *Chris's New Year's resolution for [[2009]], announced on [[IRC (02 January 2009)|IRC]]: &quot;Lose my Virginity with a Woman.&quot;<br /> *While molesting his blow-up doll in the [[I am devoted to My Sweetest Ivy]] video from 17 [[April 2009]], Chris says, &quot;Ivy, I promise you, I promise you my undying love and devotion, I promise you my heart, my soul, even my virginity...&quot;<br /> *Chris's [[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile|Wikipedia profile]] from [[May 2009]] includes multiple references to his virginity.<br /> *In the [[CWC Trollin More]] video from 19 [[July 2009]], Chris announced that he was &quot;still a virgin,&quot; retracting one of the more obvious lies in the [[Rollin' and Trollin']] video.<br /> *At the end of [[CCWC's Final Warning to the Second CWC]], from 9 [[August 2009]], Chris sums up his achievements in life (including his [[Julie|trip to Ohio]]) and says that &quot;the—only thing—mark that's not been checked yet for a good life is the virgin-breaker.&quot;<br /> *One of Chris's posts on the [[Adult Swim posts|Adult Swim forums]] was signed &quot;Lonely Virgin in Virginia, searching for a Sweetheart-Soulmate.&quot;<br /> *In the [[Common_Questions#15_January_2010|Common Questions]] from 15 [[January 2010]], a correspondent asked Chris why he was so fixated on sex. He answered, &quot;Oh, I don't know, how about being a Frustrated Virgin?!&quot;<br /> *Chris's [[&quot;Damian Antaria&quot;, PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|plea for sex to Damian Antaria]], uploaded 14 [[March 2010]], features his standard whine about being &quot;a 28-year-old high-functioning autistic virgin.&quot;<br /> <br /> == Why Chris will never lose his virginity ==<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> {{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> | name = Why Chris-Chan will never lose his virginity<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|hzI-dgGsnFU}}<br /> | Stardate =7 [[September 2009]]<br /> | Maker = danicapayton<br /> | Subject = <br /> | Video Type = <br /> | Other Info =<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==Sauces==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> <br /> == See also ==<br /> * [[Chris and anger]]<br /> * [[Chris and sex]]<br /> <br /> {{CWC-isms}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:CWC-isms]]</div>

Shearod https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Jackie_Chat_1&diff=123339 2010-11-06T04:46:28Z

<p>Shearod: </p> <hr /> <div>This chat took place on 22 [[September 2010]].<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[7:51 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> Hey chris!&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[7:51 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> Hey. :) h&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[7:51 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &amp;#58;-) &lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[7:51 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;3&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[7:51 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> It works, good.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[7:51 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> yay!!!&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[7:51 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;3&lt;3&lt;3&lt;3&lt;3&lt;3&lt;3&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[7:52 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;3&lt;3&lt;3&lt;3&lt;3&lt;3&lt;3&lt;3&lt;3&lt;3&lt;3&lt;3&lt;3&lt;3&lt;3&lt;3&lt;3&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[7:52 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &amp;#58;-* &lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[7:52 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> alright, lets get this started&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[7:52 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &amp;#58;-* h&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[7:52 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> Cool.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[7:52 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> so i was thinking about how to start the interview&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[7:52 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> How are you?&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[7:52 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> oh&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[7:52 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> im sweet and dreamy&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[7:52 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> you?&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[7:52 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> I'm chillin' and good.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[7:52 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> how was your day sweetie?&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[7:53 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> It was okay; I helped my mother dig up a bloom on a roadside earlier.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[7:53 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> ooh&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[7:53 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> must have been fun&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[7:53 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> does your mom do a lot of gardening?&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[7:54 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> felt more like a chore to me, but I was happy to help. sometimes; so does my father; he has a daylilly garden, yet he hasn't been able to tend to it lately, because he's getting over a bug. He's doing better now.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[7:55 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> well it was nice of you to help her out&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[7:55 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> i'm sure she was happy&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[7:55 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> yeah.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[7:55 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> so anyway&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[7:55 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> i was thinking about how to conduct the interview&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[7:55 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> and i found a good definition of cyberbullying that i could start with&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[7:56 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> okay, sounds good.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[7:56 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> StopCyberbullying.org, an expert organization dedicated to Internet safety, security and privacy, defines cyberbullying as: &quot;a situation when a child, tween or teen is repeatedly 'tormented, threatened, harassed, humiliated, embarrassed or otherwise targeted' by another child or teenager using text messaging, email, instant messaging or any other type of digital technology.&quot; &lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[7:56 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> i thought we could kind of pick apart this statement and see how it applies in your own situation&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[7:56 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> and experiences&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[7:56 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> so what was the very first experience you had of trolling and/or cyberbullying?&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[7:57 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> Cool. Well, for starters, add &quot;adult&quot; to both parties of victim and tormenter.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[7:57 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> that makes sense&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[7:57 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> who was your first adult tormenter?&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[7:59 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> I've first learned of the Trolls trolling me in November, 2007 on a website of theirs called Encyclopedia Dramatica on their page called &quot;Chris_chan&quot;. I wouldn't waste my time with the website, though; you go on there now, and your computer will get bombarded with Pop-Up Ads, videos upon videos on the page; TOO MUCH.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[8:00 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> what place would you recommend as a source to look at? as an example of their trolling&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[8:00 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> To think of the first Adult Tormenter since 11/2007, I'd hand it to either Michael Snyder, or Daniel Mimms' friend, Lucas. Before, though, I'd say Mary Lee Walsh gave me trouble.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[8:00 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> ah, michael snyder. i've heard that name before&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[8:00 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> and mary lee walsh as well&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[8:01 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> Encyclopedia Dramatica for one, then of course there's the CWCki.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[8:01 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> i wasnt aware those two were part of the online troll base&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[8:01 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> I'd say ED first&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[8:01 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> what sort of torments online did michael snyder do to you&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[8:02 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> Mary was not part of the Online thing; she was more of a real-life tormenter. She was the very first to intrude in my Sweetheart Search when I started back in August of &lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[8:02 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> well, this is really about online trolling and cyberbullying though&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[8:02 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> does mary lee walsh contribute to your online trolling?&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[8:02 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> and what about michael snyder, what sort of things has he done to you online&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[8:02 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> ?&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[8:04 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> A) Michael raised his voice at me often. B) He places a lot of uncalled blame onto me (even though there is some truth, like the fact that I wrote &quot;Michael loves the Fiddlesticks out of Mary Lee Walsh&quot;). C) He banned me from the Game &amp; Hobby Place. D) I've seen and heard his input to the Trolls on his YouTube and what they have on the CWCki.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[8:04 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> i see&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[8:04 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> As far as I am aware, Mary has not contributed online, but don't quote me on that until proven for sure.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[8:04 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> isnt mary the dean at your old school? i think you can write her off as not being a participant&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[8:04 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> but it seems curious that you bring up those two people first when we are talking about online bullying&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[8:04 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> seems like they are connected to it somehow for you&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[8:04 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> ?&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[8:06 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> I agree, and she was the Dean of Piedmont Virginia Community College. We never saw eye-to-eye, and months ago, when I personally delivered a drawing as an apology of my anger towards her actions, she served me with a Trespassing Notice.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[8:07 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> I do not think Michael and Mary are connected at all; I only bring them both up, because they have given me trouble during the respective times of my life.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[8:07 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> oh hey, by the way, you should make yourself appear offline right now, i will too&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[8:07 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> just so we dont have interruptions or anything&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[8:07 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> '''CWC (ChrisChanSonichu) is offline 8:07 pm&lt;br/&gt;'''<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[8:07 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> '''IMs are delivered when the buddy signs in. Send CWC (ChrisChanSonichu) a text message&lt;br/&gt;'''<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[8:07 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> uh&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[8:07 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> can you still receive my messages&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[8:07 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> ?&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[8:08 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> Well, I've made myself invisible, and I've turned down the volume on my PC's speakers all the way. Yes I still receive your messages.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[8:07 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> ok, it works&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[8:07 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> yay&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[8:07 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &amp;#58;-) &lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[8:08 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &amp;#58;) h&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[8:08 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> so anyway&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[8:08 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> who was your first online troll?&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[8:08 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> first major one&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[8:09 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> Let me recollect...&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[8:11 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> Jason Kendrick Howell, AKA &quot;HowellGames&quot; or &quot;LiquidSnake&quot;; he was among the very first to post on Encyclopedia Dramatica's page against me. I had my arguments with him via e-mails and such.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[8:11 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> i've seen him on the cwcki&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[8:12 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> I ended up trolling him back and learning of his girlfriend, Katherine (if I recall correctly), and gave him a taste of his own medicine. I haven't heard from him since.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[8:12 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> that cwcki has a lot of information about these people, actually&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[8:12 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> yeah; I've let out outbursts in some of my videos on my YouTube accounts, and I dropped their names of course.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[8:13 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> what was the result of that&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[8:13 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> ?&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[8:14 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> To name a few more, Clyde Cash, of course; then there was &quot;Blanca Weiss&quot;, the 13 year old brat who pretended to be a woman named &quot;Julie&quot;, the creator of the crappy parody of my Sonichu, (yuck!) Asperchu (his name escapes me).&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[8:14 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> I think that asperchu guy was alec bayson larry or something&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[8:14 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> i remember seeing it but dont recall exactly&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[8:15 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> That's his name.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[8:15 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> Actually, it was Alec Benson Leary&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[8:15 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> so, you do have quite a large list of trolls over your history&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[8:15 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> here's a good question: what do you think is the one worst thing that the trolls do to you, in the long run&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[8:15 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> yeah. the more I responded and put up more of my stuff online, the more of them entered into my life.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[8:16 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> One? Out of like More than 10 or 20? LOL OMG But seriously, if I had to pick one...&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[8:16 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> well, the one broad thing&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[8:16 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> or list a few&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[8:16 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> if you think there are several things that are equally significant&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[8:20 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> I was blackmailed a number of times, a bunch of which by Jack Thaddius; he hacked into my PSN account, changed the Sign-In ID and password. Made me hump my PS3 that one time. I think he made me do a few nude photos (unsure of that, but it has happened to me before in past deceptions and blackmail).&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[8:20 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> yeah, i knew about the PS3 humping...&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[8:20 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> that was a bad one&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[8:21 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> Anyway, losing two unrequired foreign accounts, I ended up getting my main account back and kept the rest.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[8:21 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> but in general, what about what the trolls do affects your life in general the most&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[8:21 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> as opposed to specific events&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[8:24 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> I would say they've made me more paranoid, lost a bunch of my self-esteem and self-confidence, frightened my family and my church's pastor, made past relationships end prematurely, and with their badmouthing me with exaggerated truths and a few lies, made it a LOT harder for me to get a job when the boss does the Background Check on me. :( h&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[8:24 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> God Damn F***ers messed up my life royally.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[8:25 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> well you know, when an employer does a background check that's just to see if you have felonies&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[8:25 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> its just for criminal records, they dont go google you or anything&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[8:26 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> well, on how employers do background checks are really up to them individually, but having this bad rep the trolls created is no help either.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[8:26 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> well, you won't know until you actually try&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[8:26 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &amp;#58;-) &lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[8:27 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> yes. :) h&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[8:27 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> but you said the trolls ruined relationships for you. what was the most recent one that they ruined&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[8:27 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> The new McDonalds have finally put up their Now Hiring sign; I'm going to look into personally applying tomorrow.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[8:27 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> Most recent was with &lt;WALLFLOWER’S FULL NAME&gt;.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[8:27 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;WALLFLOWER’S FIRST NAME&gt;? is that the &quot;wallflower&quot; the cwcki refers to&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[8:28 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> She goes by her PenName, but I've forgotten it. I believe they've nicknamed her &quot;wallflower&quot;, yeah.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[8:28 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> how did they ruin that relationship?&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[8:30 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> there's stuff about that on the cwcki but i want your perspective&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[8:32 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> actually, I got the ball rolling myself, in a huge honest mistake. She and I were going to work on a story of a Guardian Owl, and essentially everything from the owl's point of view. the Owl was and still is a King of a kingdom with a human family; he was turned owl by a witch. Anyway, to give the story idea exposure, I started on a LittleBiGPlanet level on the story, referring her by her PenName in the Author. The Trolls found the level, googled her penname, and found her Real Life name and bio. And during that time, the troll called &quot;Surfshack Tito&quot; came around and started making claims on having his way with &lt;WALLFLOWER’S FIRST NAME&gt;. Anyway, with the comments and messages the Trolls sent to her, she was furious with me and she broke us up. I was devestated.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[8:33 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> how far did your relationship go with her?&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[8:33 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> was it a pretty deep relationship?&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[8:36 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> you know, if you're typing a lot at once, you should break it up and send a few sentences at a time so i can read it easier&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[8:36 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> I've learned even in a nickname, people can put two and two together somehow, so I'm better off NOT giving a name at all. It was getting deep. We hung out at her house in her room; it was comfy. No sex or mouth-to-mouth. I took the plunge before the Trolls started to intrude after a date when I brought her back to her house and before I left, I kissed her face cheek. As she later broke up with me, she raised her voice and told me that she was not all that into a relationship; referred to herself as an Asexual. Liking me before, her family got the Trolls' messages as well, and they just shut me out emotionally as well.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[8:36 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> oh, okay.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[8:36 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> I do get carried away sometimes when I talk.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[8:36 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> dont worry about getting carried away, say everything you want to say&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[8:36 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> the more info the better&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[8:37 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &amp;#58;) h&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[8:37 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> so you and she agreed you were boyfriend and girlfriend?&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[8:38 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> She and I agreed to be friends, and I was praying for eventual possibilities.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[8:38 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> ah&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[8:38 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> so you werent actually dating&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[8:39 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> We were dating.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[8:39 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> I took her out and treated her.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[8:39 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> but you said she just wanted to be freinds&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[8:39 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> dating means &quot;boyfriend and girlfriend&quot;&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[8:40 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> We agreed on the time and date and plans, I picked her up, took her out for good times, escorted her back home; I think that constitutes a date.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[8:40 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> nah, not really&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[8:40 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> Well, in my mind at least, I had an optimistic outlook.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[8:40 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> thats just two friends hanging out, not a date&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[8:41 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> I took her to see a movie.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[8:40 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> i mean, if you go out with a guy friend, are you dating him?&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[8:41 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> I do not think so.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[8:41 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> thats what you just said though&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[8:41 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> going out to see a moive = date&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[8:42 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> yes, going out to see a movie is a date.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[8:42 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> with a guy too then?&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[8:42 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> no, not between two dudes hanging out.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[8:42 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> but if a guy and a girl hang out, thats not a date automatically&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[8:42 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> especially if she made it clear that she wanted to just be friends&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[8:43 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> whats the difference between hanging out with a guy and a girl&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[8:43 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> maybe my ideas and perspectives were in error; IDK.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[8:43 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> Difference between me hanging out with a dude, then me hanging out with a girl.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[8:43 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> so you werent dating then.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[8:44 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> with a dude, it is automatically hanging out, because were both men; it is obviousl&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[8:45 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> but if she said it wasnt a date, and she didnt want a boyfriend, doesnt that make it not a date&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[8:45 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> i hang out with guys, those arent dates&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[8:45 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> guy friends&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[8:46 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> with a girl, hanging out means like when the location is at a place like the mall; it's public, big and a lot is going on, and nothing further is mutually expected.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[8:47 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> She never said it was Not a date.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[8:47 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> did she say it was a date?&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[8:47 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> she didn't say it was a date either.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[8:47 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> well, then its neutral. but then you factor in that she said she didnt want a boyfriend&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[8:47 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> that pushes it into &quot;not a date&quot; territory&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[8:49 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> alright, you win, she and I were not dating.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[8:49 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> this isnt about winning. i was just trying to clarify&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[8:49 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> At least we WERE going out.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[8:49 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> as friends&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[8:49 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> but then the trolls started contacting her?&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[8:50 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> yes&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[8:50 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> after I published the Foretaste of the Owl Story, using my name and her Pen Name.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[8:50 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> i saw on the cwcki that you wanted an apology from her for ending your relationship&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[8:50 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> shouldnt you have tried to get an apology from the trolls?&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[8:50 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> or is there more that happened there between you two thats not on the cwkci&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[8:52 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> I did try to make things right before the breakup was final; I did not seek apologies from her; I was the one who had to apologize. It was MY mistake even mentioning her through Pen Name.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[8:52 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> And I did apologize.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[8:52 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> oh, is the cwcki inaccurate&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[8:52 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> because it says you wanted her to apologize&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[8:54 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> Yes, there are a number of inaccuracies on the CWCki. I did not want her to apologize, if anything I wanted her to Accept My Apology and move forward in our lives and be friends again. But she shut me out.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[8:55 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> well, this is from your cwcipedia that you wrote:&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[8:55 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &quot;At a future Social Group Meeting, I was able to let &quot;Damien&quot; know about my pains, and I would have appreciated an apology. But NO, she just ignores me like the plague. Now she'll have to live the rest of her life with the recurring memory of hurting me like she did. Got-Dang Asexual Woman! &quot;&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[8:57 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> Well, I stand corrected; I tried to put the bad memories behind me. I was emotionally distraught, and I didn't know what to think.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[8:57 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> i see&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[8:57 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> i guess thats not an inaccuracy on the cwcki then&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[8:58 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> out of anger, I tried to put the blame onto her before I realized it was my fault.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[8:58 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> i know that you've mentioned numerous times that the cwcki has inaccuracies and twists the truth about you. &lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[8:58 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> could you give me some examples&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[8:58 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> ?&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[9:01 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> There are the obvious ones where they mislabel me as a &quot;Coming-out-the-closet gay&quot;, a Pedophile, and where they turn my truths I had stated where I was an humble, good person against me by taking my past actions out of context.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[9:01 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> what past actions have they taken out of context?&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[9:02 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> And recently, I've found on there inaccuracies where they compare episode-by-episode the &quot;Excel Saga&quot; Anime for sources of inspiration from the show into my comic books.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[9:03 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> they actually mention a lot more than excel saga as being sources for your comics&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[9:03 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> like, pokemon and sonic seem to be the biggest thing they say sonichu is copied from&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[9:04 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> Yes, but this was a recent find for me; I do not go on there often, and I've not seen the whole website.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[9:04 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> you havent seen all of it?&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[9:04 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> wow, i've read nearly all of it&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[9:04 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> it isnt really fair to claim they slander you if you havent read most of it, is it?&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[9:05 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> I've read the Entirety of the Encyclopedia Dramatica Page; I felt that was enough.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[9:05 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> but the cwcki is a different site altogether&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[9:06 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> The CWCki spun off from the Encylopedia Dramatica.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[9:05 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> you're kind of taking their past out of context&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[9:06 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> and in a parody to the Cwcipedia&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[9:06 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> pardon?&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[9:06 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> their past?&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[9:06 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> you're saying that the cwcki spun off of the ED page, and thats all you need to know to judge it&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[9:06 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> but i've read both, they dont really look similar&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[9:07 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> in due respect, the ED page DID come First.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[9:07 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> thats not my point&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[9:07 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> there are plenty of websites that came before the cwcki, that doesnt mean they're related&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[9:09 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> okay, my mistake for the past influence.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[9:09 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> on their part&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[9:09 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> so you dont think the cwcki slanders you? just ED does&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[9:09 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> No, they BOTH slander me.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[9:09 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> like, what slanders does the cwcki have besides that excel saga thing&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[9:09 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> like i said, they claim a lot more that sonichu was stolen from sonic and pokemon more than anything else, not excel saga&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[9:10 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> point taken.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[9:10 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> so how else does the cwcki slander you&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[9:12 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> The Cwcki has slandered me in for examples, they take the way I spend the money I got from my monthly income out of context; I do a lot more with it than just video games; I give some of it to my mother and father to pay rent, bills and such. Plus I use it to feed myself, and I spend out of it for others as well, like gifts, donations, etc.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[9:12 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> The Cwcki calls me a &quot;Filthy Liar&quot;&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[9:13 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> well, you do have a video game addiction&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[9:13 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> to be fair&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[9:13 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> but you mentioned earlier its a parody of your cwcipedia?&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[9:13 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> could you explain a bit more&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[9:14 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> And they misinterpret my comic pages for their judgment and assumptions towards homosexuality, and I hate the Vegetable Pickles; that does not give them the right to go around in Pickle Costumes to tick me off.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[9:14 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> the Cwcki was created after I had created the Cwcipedia.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[9:14 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> but how does that make it a parody&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[9:15 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> While I was putting honesty and truth into it, they do the opposite on their website.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[9:15 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> the website format.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[9:15 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> that it's Wiki-Style.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[9:15 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> but you say you havent read most of it...&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[9:16 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> and that they use a similar icon in their corner in comparison to what I had.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[9:15 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> all wikis use that kind of icon in the upper left corner, though&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[9:16 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> I don't have to read it to see the Form and organization they put it in.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[9:16 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> but you do have to read it to see whats actually said&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[9:16 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> true.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[9:16 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> if i just look at the page without reading any words, it looks at a glance like an ordinary wiki page&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[9:16 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> i cant tell whats on it without reading it&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[9:16 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> when you say Form and Organization, what exactly do you mean by that?&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[9:18 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> I had on my Cwcipedia what they have on their Cwcki; the &quot;Da Update&quot;, I had that first. &quot;Did You Know&quot;, I had that too. And the Picture and Video of the Now; I had those too.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[9:18 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> oh. well, isnt that kind of what all wikis do&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[9:18 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> but isnt parody a good thing?&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[9:19 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> yes, but &quot;Da Update&quot; was LITERALLY what I had.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[9:19 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> Parodies can only go soo far before it becomes Terrible.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[9:19 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> your cwcipedia started in like june 0f 2009, right?&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[9:19 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> the cwcki says its been around since january 2009&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[9:19 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> six months before your site&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[9:20 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> Well, I did not know that. I found the Cwcki After the Cwcipedia was created, so it was an assumption. I stand corrected.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[9:20 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> you kind of assume a lot of things without checking them first&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[9:20 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> but lets talk more about parody&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[9:20 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> what is the difference between a good parody and not good?&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[9:22 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> A good parody would NOT go to the EXTREME, Private, Intrusive Details, and they very much stole a bunch of stuff from me first. One of them pretended to be an old girlfriend from childhood of mine to get a copy of my &quot;CWC on TV&quot; DVD from me.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[9:22 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> And of course, &quot;Blanca&quot; betrayed my trust by cutting my my Original Medallion and putting it in pickle juice.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[9:23 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> that has nothing to do with parody though&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[9:23 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> like, i remember you said that asperchu cartoon was a parody&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[9:25 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> you're right. Anyway, a bad parody would go to the extreme and even into GORE, ILLICIT, UNCENSORED Sexual things, VERY DIRTY, TERRIBLE, etc, etc, etc.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[9:24 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> so, asperchu had those things?&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[9:24 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> more than your comic did, i mean?&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[9:25 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> especially when a bunch of what they've described is very inaccurate.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[9:25 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> yes.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[9:25 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> because you had a lot of sex themes in your comic&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[9:25 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> ESPECIALLY the Gore, and even worse, NUDE Photographs.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[9:25 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> you had that gory trial, though&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[9:25 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> comic number 10&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[9:25 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> that was way gorier than anything i saw in asperchu&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[9:26 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> yes, but they did the Nudity and the Gore Before me.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[9:26 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> not really&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[9:26 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> you had sex themes in your comic before asperchu existed&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[9:26 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> they ticked me off soo bad, I ended up doing it worse and unto them for satisfaction.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[9:26 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> but then, that means what they did wasnt bad&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[9:27 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> When did Asperchu originate?&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[9:26 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> looks like it started around december 2009&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[9:26 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> you had sexual themes in sonichu for years before that&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[9:26 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> and violence too&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[9:28 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> that does not sound right; I am sure Asperchu has been around LONG before then. I think he actually came around Early to mid 2009; NOT December.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[9:28 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> Before Asperchu came around, I DID NOT go into Gorey details.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[9:28 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> no, they have accurate logs, it came around in december 2009&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[9:28 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> but even so you had sexual and violent themes for years before 2009&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[9:29 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> pardon me a moment, please.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[9:29 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> ok&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[9:33 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> I've just did a little checking; while you are right that I have done the sex before Asperchu came around, I DID NOT gore it up BEFORE he did.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[9:32 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> well, you did use violence though, so you must think its ok to do so&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[9:33 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> He gored it up first.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[9:33 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> now considering that, what else makes asperchu a bad parody&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[9:34 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> I used LIGHT violence; no gore at all.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[9:33 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> but whats the difference between light and not light&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[9:33 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> like, there was one issue where you had rosechu face-rape a guy to death. i dont think asperchu ever had rape&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[9:34 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> Light violence entails to limit of NO to Little blood and no dismemberments. Heavy Violence has no boundaries.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[9:34 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> but why is that wrong?&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[9:35 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> Firstly, the guy did not die.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[9:34 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> its part of the work&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[9:34 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> dont you like those saw movies? they have tons of blood and over-the-top gore&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[9:34 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> if you dont like blood in asperchu, thats ok, but i dont understand how that connects to whether or not its a parody&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[9:36 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> In the Asperchu comic, Alec Blatantly past past photos of me in there, and even references me and the original Sonichu.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[9:36 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> even the rest of the Chaotic Combo.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[9:36 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> but you reference pikachu and sonic in sonichu&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[9:36 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> and transformers&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[9:36 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> and family guy&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[9:37 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> yes.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[9:37 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> so whats the difference?&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[9:38 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> I don't know anymore. Ever since the Trolls came into my life in 2007, the inspirations went downhill in content and taste. :( h&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[9:38 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> I became confused and wayward.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[9:38 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> lost&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[9:38 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> i understand that, but its not about asperchu then&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[9:39 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> I guess not; I was way more angry at the Trolls anyway.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[9:39 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> oh hey, something unrelated&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[9:39 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> just to get your mind off the trolls&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[9:40 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> ok&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[9:40 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> i was looking at the sex toys page on the cwcki, it said you got a &quot;booty Licious Love Doll&quot;&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[9:40 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> i saw that and the name cracked me up, what is that?&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[9:40 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> what is it&gt;?&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[9:41 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> I did. I ordered it from adameve.com Essentially, it was a black female love doll, with a big butt.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[9:41 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> whoa, kinky :-* &lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[9:41 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> do you still have it?&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[9:43 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> It was fun, and the butt was good to sit on for a short while, and it included a porn DVD; something like Black Safari; I'd have to look up the DVD to give you the title. The DVD, yes. The doll had an, what I like to call, internal injury. It got a hole in its vaginal area; irreparable, because the hole is inside.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[9:43 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> did you throw it out? I'd love to see a pic of it if you still have it&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[9:44 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> I disposed of the plastic body with the rest of the garbage; my family burns the garbage in a barrel.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[9:44 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> You can see photos of it on adameve.com&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[9:44 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> look under &quot;Love Dolls&quot;&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[9:44 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> ah&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[9:45 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> Very much all of the past Love Dolls I had ended up with internal injuries, and were disposed of in the same way.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[9:45 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> maybe you were rough with them&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[9:45 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> they each lasted at most 27 intercourses.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[9:45 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> well, you get your money's worth, then&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[9:45 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> yes.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[9:46 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> Confidentially, I wear a condom during the second half when I masturbate; I use Trojan or LIfestyles brand (Trojan mostly).&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[9:46 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> And I used condoms when I fooled with the L.D.s as well.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[9:47 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> LDs? oh, love dolls&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[9:48 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> yes.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[9:49 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> thats cool&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[9:49 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> anything else you want 2 talk about&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[9:50 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> Like I heard this woman, Teresa, who was jailed for being a mastermind in the murder of her husband a few years ago is going to meet her execution soon. All details considered, I feel it is wrong, and she is innocent; she should be set free.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[9:49 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> hey, you know, i should actually probably go to bed fairly soon&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[9:49 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> but i had a nice time talking with you :-) &lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[9:50 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> I did too. :) h&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[9:50 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> we'll have to talk more like this soon.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[9:50 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> I had more things to talk about, but I'll e-mail those thoughts to you later.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[9:50 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> I agree.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[9:50 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> well, we can have another IM chat too soon&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[9:51 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> which night will you be free next?&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[9:50 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> i'm gonna go to bed, but email me tomorrow and we'll talk more, and talk about when we can have our next chat&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[9:50 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> um, probably thursday or friday&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[9:50 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> we'll work it out&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[9:51 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> cool.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[9:51 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> alright, i'm going to bed&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[9:51 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> Listen&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[9:51 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> hugs and kisses, sweetie&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[9:51 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> hmm?&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[9:52 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> Thank you for listening and being understanding and sweet.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[9:51 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> awwwww&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[9:52 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> I Love You, Jacklyn.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[9:51 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &amp;#58;-* :-* :-* &lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[9:52 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &amp;#58;-* h&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[9:52 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &amp;#58;-* h:-* h&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[9:52 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> I can type in the Kisses&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[9:52 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &amp;#58; - *&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[9:52 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;3 &lt;3 &lt;3 &lt;3 &lt;3&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[9:52 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> ok, goodnight sweetie&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[9:52 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> Sweet dreams, Sweetheart.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[9:52 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> &lt;3&lt;3&lt;3&lt;3&lt;3&lt;3&lt;3&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[9:52 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> don't forget to print out the transcript&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[9:52 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> of this chat&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[9:52 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> will do&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[9:52 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> thanks for the reminder&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#CC3299&quot;&gt;[9:52 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> goodnight&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;[9:53 pm] '''CWC:'''&lt;/font&gt;<br /> goodnight.&lt;br/&gt;<br /> <br /> {{FanChats}}</div>

Shearod https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Don%27tPintheOop&diff=122793 2010-10-31T02:02:00Z

<p>Shearod: </p> <hr /> <div>'''Don'tPintheOop''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 30 [[October 2010]]. In this video, Chris gives a shout out to Gulliver, a relative of [[Jackie]]. He then discusses the matter of pooping himself and the resulting [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|dirty underwear]]. Finally he announces the upcoming execution of [[Clyde Cash]].<br /> <br /> Chris also mentions his [[computer]] being &quot;[[PS3|busted]]&quot; and that he is &quot;[[Monthly Tugboat|going to get a new one]].&quot; He has also replaced the white tape that used to hold his [[pedoglasses]] together with a homemade Crayola Model Magic nosepiece.<br /> <br /> ==Video==<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = Don'tPintheOop<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|6nMj9BbZtkM}}<br /> | stardate = 30 [[October 2010]]<br /> | subject = {{Other|text}}, {{Trollsicon|text}}<br /> | style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Tragedy|text}}<br /> | saga = {{Jackie|text}}, {{Clyde|text}}<br /> | shirt = {{VertRedShirt|text}}<br /> | previous = [[FullHouse]]<br /> | next = [[ShowerClean]]<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ===Transcript===<br /> <br /> ''[Chris is wearing blue taped glasses and holding a red clipboard.]''<br /> <br /> Hello, this is a video dedicated to a…<br /> <br /> ''[Chris looks at the clipboard.]''<br /> <br /> …Gulliver. It's a shout-out to him, a relative of a girl, uh, of the woman I'm seeing. You know it's okay to be different. Ya know, sometimes we have our accidents, we poop ourselves. Yeah, then we end up with dirty pants. Hey, I know I've had my accidents! They're mostly [[stress]]-induced!<br /> <br /> ''[Chris pauses and appears to hold in a burp.]''<br /> <br /> And specifically of a recent event I had a near— I had a near inci— near accident. I just really felt it bad in my gut. And I'll tell you what caused it. It was the risk of losing my— losin' my girlfriend here because of uh, things, cause of minor indifferences, especially a bein' able— me being unable to get on the PC because it's been busted. Lookin' ta get a new one. And I am going to get a new one.<br /> <br /> But anyway, almost did but fortun'ly I was able to make it home in time. But there was another time where I actually— where I actually did happen to be where I pooped my pants in public. It was just stressed sisduced an' it could be held, it just came out quick. I mean, it was a very uncomforable ride home that day. But I managed to hold my— ta keep my cool and cleaned myself out after I got back home. So not really a big deal. I mean the only way that people might notice is possibly is from a weird way you're walking or otherwise the stench. But yeah, don't think of us as different, 's just something we gotta take care of ourselves because we can't right now. But we will take care of it when we get home or when we get to the nearest restroom.<br /> <br /> And you know if you're tall— if you're tall enough to get over, just squat over a commode in the men's room then wipe yourself, maybe wipe your underpants too. I have done that before myself. I actually done that in a public restroom. I mean yeah, if you can't make it home in time and you can't make it into a restroom either, you can just squat and clean yourself. That's the best thing to go for there.<br /> <br /> Hey, I mean at least our faces are not fuckin' orange…<br /> <br /> ''[Chris performs a dramatic glasses removal.]''<br /> <br /> …like a certain Cashey Clyde that I know.<br /> <br /> ''[Chris puts his glasses back on.]''<br /> <br /> Stay tuned for an [[DivineTrial|execution of him in a future video!]]<br /> <br /> {{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[FullHouse]]|nextlink=[[ShowerClean1]]}}<br /> <br /> {{Sweetheart Videos}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>

Shearod https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Don%27tPintheOop&diff=122627 2010-10-30T17:13:24Z

<p>Shearod: </p> <hr /> <div>I'll transcribe this.--[[User:Svek|Švek]] 09:17, 30 October 2010 (PDT)<br /> <br /> Any word on the taped glasses? Just curious if anyone knew what happened to them. --[[User:Shearod|Shearod]] 17:12, 30 October 2010 (UTC)</div>

Shearod https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Son-Chu&diff=122492 2010-10-29T22:26:23Z

<p>Shearod: /* Dashboard */</p> <hr /> <div>{{taxpayermoney}} <br /> [[File:Chrischanscar.jpg|thumb|When you see it, you'll ZAP TO THE EXTREME!]]<br /> <br /> '''Son-Chu''' (aka '''The Sonichu Mobile''') is Chris's [[1994]] [[Wikipedia:Ford Escort (North America)|Ford Escort]] [[Wikipedia:Station wagon|station wagon]].<br /> <br /> While Chris, to put it mildly, obviously suffers from multiple ''disconcerting'' issues which are listed [[My Little Pony|elsewhere]] in this fine wiki, the [[Wikipedia:Virginia Department of Motor Vehicles|Virginia Department of Motor Vehicles]] has nevertheless given him full permission to drive a motor vehicle to be used in a plan to [[CWC's_Diary#June_2005|commit]] [[Sonichu Special 4|aggravated]] [[June062010.MOV|assault]]. DMV has yet to release an apology for this grievous lapse in judgment by their Ruckersford department.<br /> <br /> Members of PVCC believe that the fact that Chris drives a Ford Escort may be a universal symbol of romantic [[fail]]. Chris did not save up his [[Monthly Tugboat|tugboat]] for a vehicle, deciding on more [[PSN|important]] things to spend his [[money]] on, despite the fact that sometimes a nice car equals [[china]]. Son-Chu is his mother, [[Barbara]]'s car.&lt;ref&gt;[[Mumble 10#Summary|Mumble 10]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Unsurprisingly, Chris's parents pay for his gas.&lt;ref&gt;[[Mumble 10#Summary|Mumble 10]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Backstory==<br /> [[File:License.jpg|thumb|Much like James Bond, Chris also has a [[6 June 2010|license to kill]] (though through his ineptitude in operating a 3-ton mobile weapon).]]<br /> Since Chris jerks off to [[Transformers]], he pretends that his car is a Transformer named Son-Chu, &quot;Proud Autobot Leader of the Cwcville, Virginia Autobot Squad; he is also is my [[Fail|Cool]] [[Obesity|Sportin']], Escortin' Car.&quot;&lt;ref&gt;{{CWCipedia link|Son-Chu|Son-Chu}}&lt;/ref&gt; From the [[CWCipedia]]:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|My Car is the Quick-Footed, well-armored '94 Escort; his name is Son-Chu. Dark Blue as Vehicle; he holds BatteryBlue/Yellow Combination Colors and Strong Personality under his hood. He has his Plasma Pistol/Energon Sword and Roof-Shield, and when Decepti-Clones attack, he is the First to Show up to the Party and leading the Cwcville Autobot Defense Squad. When I'm not in the driver's seat, and he has to make his way to the fight, he projects my image in the Driver's Seat for the sake of his disguise.<br /> <br /> Transformation Details: His Roof comes off his vehicle mode to make his Shield. His hood pops off to transform into his Plasma Pistol/Energon Sword.<br /> <br /> **Stay Tuned to watch his Transformation in a few days. <br /> }}<br /> <br /> The reason why the car is named &quot;Son-Chu&quot; still remains unknown. The same can be said of all of Chris's other Transformers rip-offs, though.<br /> <br /> ==Handicap parking permit==<br /> Being [[Autism|a high functioning autistic male]], Chris has also been granted a handicap parking permit, clearly visible in the photographs of the car.<br /> <br /> Chris should be thanking his lucky stars that he lives in one of only two states (the other being New York) in which you can get a disabled permit for being autistic. A quick [http://www.google.com/search?q=autism+disability+parking Google search] on the topic reveals that these permits are intended for the benefit of parents whose autistic children bolt into traffic or [[tard rage|go mental]] in the store. In Virginia, a doctor must sign off on the application for the original permit, but not on subsequent renewals&lt;ref&gt;[http://www.dmv.state.va.us/webdoc/citizen/disability/renewal.asp Virginia DMV]&lt;/ref&gt;. Given this, it's likely that [[Barb]] applied for it when Chris was a child, and the family have kept the permit so long because their [[fat]] lazy asses can't be bothered to walk more than a few yards. Obviously, every second Chris leaves Son-Chu parked in a handicapped space so that he can loiter inside a business establishment is a second someone who actually can't walk more than a few yards can't park there to actually conduct business, not that Chris notices or cares.<br /> <br /> The biggest question is, of course, this: who needs handicap permits when he's got a giant robot? If he can't find parking space, he could just level the parking lot. ''Duh.''<br /> <br /> ==Dashboard==<br /> A Homer Simpson figurine resides on Chris's dashboard. There also appears to be a Sonichu-related item, possibly a paper cutout stuck to an air freshener ([[Chris and health#Hygiene|to mask the hobo stank]]), hanging from his rear-view mirror. Interesting to note is that [http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+46.2-1054 Virginia law prohibits the suspension of distracting or view-obstructing objects from the rear-view mirror of a car], a fact which most Virginia driver's-ed programs make very clear, but with Chris's [[Autism|high functioning life]], he probably fell asleep during this part of the class.<br /> <br /> ==Vanity plate==<br /> [[File:0655-CWCsSonichuLicense.JPG|thumb|The vanity plate, IRL (notice the [[autism]] and [[The GAMe PLACe]] bumper stickers along with a [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]] license plate frame).]]<br /> [[File:VanityPlateComic.jpg|thumb|The vanity plate, as seen from the [[Sonichu (comic)|comic]].]]<br /> <br /> The [[Wikipedia:Vanity plate|plate]] reads &quot;[[Sonichu (character)|SONICHU]],&quot; thus ensuring no back-seat poontang for Chris. '''Ever.''' This habit of having a family plate stems from family. [[Bob]] has a vanity plate reading UN4EVER (apparently a support for the UN) and IB MR C (I be Mr. C, as in [[IBAChandler|I be Mr. Chandler]]) and [[Barb]] has one named B WESTON (as in Barbara Weston){{cite}}. It may be worth noting that Virginia has the highest vanity plate registration rate of any U.S. state, so Chris's family may simply be following a cultural norm.&lt;ref&gt;[[Wikipedia:Vanity_plate#North_America]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Chris's plate is fashionably overlaid with a &quot;[[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PIEDMONT VA CC]]&quot; frame.<br /> <br /> ==Bumper stickers==<br /> Chris's car features a number of ancient and faded bumper stickers. Odds are they were applied when he first received the car, and have been rotting on the bumper ever since. Bumper stickers have long been regarded as a means to relay one's ill-informed world-views and prominently display meaningless platitudes for the public view. Chris's choice in stickers is a prime example of typical bumper sticker fare.<br /> <br /> From left to right:<br /> <br /> * Sonichu window static - A nearly invisible, transparent overlay in the back window of Chris's car. Most of the text is too faded to decipher, but it contains the URL for the old Tripod website, what appears to be a faded drawing of the disembodied heads of both Sonic and Sonichu, and a very faint rendering of the Sonichu title text. They seem similar to the [[:File:197-cwcsonstecrd.jpg|ads in]] [[:File:163-cwcsonstecrdver2.jpg|the scrapbook]], but the logo is on the other side and the URL is bigger.<br /> * [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] - A round red sticker. The remnants of Chris's ill-fated and ultimately useless attendance of the local community college.<br /> * Plan 9 Music - A bumper sticker for a local record shop where Chris probably gets his [[Chris and music|used Britney Spears CDs]] from.<br /> * An American Flag - Incredibly faded and neglected. Text underneath the flag reads &quot;United We Stand&quot;. Probably added in 2001, during a [[Twin Falling Towers|frenzy of patriotism]].<br /> * &quot;Autism. Work For A Cure&quot; - As always, Chris feels the need to advertise his disability to the world. How is &quot;Autism&quot; a sentence? Do you think it can be &quot;Cured&quot; rather than treated? What are you doing to &quot;Work For A Cure&quot;? Why is &quot;A&quot; capitalized?<br /> * &quot;[[Pedofork|Come Play With Me!]]&quot; - Currently, the most disturbing thing Chris has on his car. It is an advertisement for &quot;[[The GAMe PLACe]]&quot;. We are sure that they [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|appreciate]] his [[6 June 2010|endorsement]].<br /> * ???? - There are the completely faded and torn remnants of a sticker located on the center of Chris's bumper. It is unknown what resided there.<br /> <br /> As of 25 [[October 2010]], it appears Chris has rearranged his sticker collection, seen in [[DayOut]]. The Plan 9 Music sticker remains in the same place, however, the American Flag has been removed and replaced with a Jesus fish, a common symbol for identifying oneself as a [[Chris and Religion|Christian]]. &quot;Come Play With Me&quot; has been replaced with a &quot;Save [[McIntire Park]]&quot; sticker. Since this is a first time we've seen Son-Chu in quite a while, it's so far impossible to determine when either of these changes were made.<br /> <br /> ==Car trouble==<br /> Chris has wound up in dangerous situations with his car, usually of his own creation, on a few occasions.<br /> <br /> On 22 [[June 2005]], during his encounter with the management of the Charlottesville [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]], Chris &quot;nearly backed up onto&quot; the store's [[Manajerk|manager]] towards the end of their argument. Given the way Chris describes the event (and his general unreliability as a witness), it's hard to say whether the near-miss was intentional or accidental.<br /> <br /> About a month later, on 25 [[July 2005]], Chris caused a minor fender-bender when he rear-ended a car he was following too closely. He was found to be at fault in the accident and ordered to pay $86 in fines and court costs.<br /> <br /> During his famous run-in with [[Michael Snyder]] on 4 [[June 2010]], Chris attempted to flee the parking lot of [[The GAMe PLACe]] in his car, but wound up boxed in by Snyder and a couple of nearby police officers. Snyder claimed that Chris had intentionally tried to run him over with his car, an accusation that Chris [[6 June 2010|loudly denied]]. Also likely is that Chris, due to his poor coordination skills and admitted intoxication, nearly ran him over by accident in a blind panic.<br /> <br /> ==Mechanical issues==<br /> [[File:Oil_Change_due_4-5-09.jpg|thumb|right|Chris' absurdly overdue oil change.]]<br /> Given the state of the [[14 Branchland Court|Chandler home and its surrounding yard]] it's unlikely they take any better care of their vehicles. Possibly the best look we got at the performance was with the [[DayOut]] videos. Every time the car was set to idle at a traffic stop or while parked the engine would rattle loudly, more then likely this is caused by bent U-joints (meaning Chris/Barbara probably hit a curb) connecting the drive shaft to the engine and transmission, and since Chris spends all his money on [[:Category:Things bought with taxpayer money|worthless shit]] the U-joints are much too expensive for him to repair. A Pennzoil sticker on the windshield indicated the next recommended oil change was to take place on the fifth of April 2009, over a year before the video was recorded. We also learn the virgin-mobile has at least 260,000 miles on it. At this point it can only be speculated which will go first: the car or [[Bob Chandler|Bob]]?<br /> {{-}}<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Son-ChuVehicle.jpg|Side profile of the car. [[Honor roll]] my ass.<br /> File:Son-ChuBot.jpg|The car in Transformer mode. Note how the mild-mannered Escort somehow grows the front end of a Dodge Viper<br /> File:Playstation Patrol W CWC's Car.JPG| Chris parks his car outside of his version of [[PS3| Mecca]].<br /> File:MODNATION 1.JPG|Son-Chu in ''[[ModNation Racers]]''.<br /> File:Modnation AutobotSon-Chu.jpg| Post-Beta. <br /> File:ModNation AutobotSonChu.jpg| Transformed version.<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Sauces==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> {{CWCipedia}}<br /> *[[Car Pranks]]<br /> *[[Hot Wheels]]<br /> <br /> {{Relics of Fail}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Relics of Fail]]<br /> [[Category:Transformers]]</div>

Shearod https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=100_2266&diff=117884 2010-10-05T23:26:40Z

<p>Shearod: </p> <hr /> <div>[[File:pedoforkgrimace.jpg|thumb|Grimace and some gal-pals]]<br /> <br /> '''100 2266''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 4 [[October 2010]]. Continuing with the [[McDonald's]] character theme, the start of this video sees Chris dress up as [[wikipedia:McDonaldland#Characters|the Grimace]]. He then removes his costume and proceeds to play the [[Gitar of Fail]], while singing [[Wikipedia:Mark Wills|Mark Wills]]'s &quot;[[Wikipedia:Don't Laugh at Me|Don't Laugh at Me]]&quot;. Chris then finishes up the video by dispelling some rumors, confirming that [[Jackie]] is indeed real, that he [[Chris humps his PS3|doesn't hump his PS3]], nor any [[Chandler Cats|animals]].<br /> <br /> Interestingly enough, the Grimace was originally a heel that was constantly [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1DlNbXviQQ being trolled by Ronald]. Chris' ability to impersonate the fat, amorphous, greedy, amoral, sugar-addicted, obsessive, naive, self-delusional, egotistical, cave-dwelling, hoarding, anthropomorphic blob of lard's original design is uncanny, even down to his bitch-tits as stand-ins for the Grimace's lower arms.<br /> <br /> {{-}}<br /> ==Video==<br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = 100 2266<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|kPY6-lf62Ls}}<br /> | stardate = 4 [[October 2010]]<br /> | subject = {{Music|text}}, {{Rumors|text}}<br /> | style = {{Crazy|text}}, {{Tragedy|text}}<br /> | shirt = {{VerticalRedYellowShirt|text}}<br /> | saga = {{Jackie|text}}<br /> | previous = [[100 2265]]<br /> | next = Current<br /> }}<br /> <br /> === Transcription ===<br /> <br /> [''Chris is dressed in three pieces of purple construction paper on his face, chest, and stomach assembled to vaguely resemble the McDonalds character Grimace'']<br /> <br /> [''Singing in a deep [[retarded]] voice''] <br /> :Hello, I'm the Grimace, I'm not dead.<br /> :I've been down; I'm feelin' sad.<br /> :All this time in my childhood, everybody thought I was different<br /> <br /> Seriously folks, I was treated differently because I was [[autistic]] too. I am..-was autistic and very....very shy. Uhhh [[Nathanel Greene Elementary School#Chris's side of the story|the teachers they took me, they picked on me, they beat up on me, they recorded my screams.]] What a sad life for me as a Grimace. [[Chris and his ego|I hate being treated differently]], I don't like being treated differently. No one likes being treated differently! People should be [[Death threats|friendly towards each other]]. People please, be friendly towards each other. Do not laugh, because laughing is sad. Laughing at other peoples expenses makes them sad. It makes me sad, and don't make the Grimace sad.<br /> [''Chris pulls off the construction paper on his face'']<br /> <br /> [''Normal voice''] Don't make the Grimace sad, cause you could make me glad. [''Chris removes the second two pieces of construction paper taped to him.''] By not...being an instigator and gettin' laughs at other peoples expenses. <br /> <br /> [''Pulls out his [[Guitar Hero]] guitar from a pile of shit'']<br /> <br /> Here, let me sing a little song, it might clear things up a bit.<br /> <br /> [''Strums &quot;BINGO&quot; on the whammy bar for about 10 seconds'']<br /> <br /> :Oh my little boy with [[Pedo-Glasses|glasses]]. The one they call the geek.<br /> :[[Megan|A little girl who never smiles.]] Cause I've got braces on my teeth.<br /> :And I know how it feels to cry myself to sleep. <br /> :I'm that kid, on every playground who's always chosen last.<br /> :A single teenage mother tryin' to overcome my past. <br /> :You don't have to be my friend, but is it too much to ask?<br /> <br /> :Don't laugh at me, don't call me names, [[Twin Falling Towers|don't get your pleasure from my pain]].<br /> :In God's eyes we're all the same. Some day we'll all have [[Anime Wings|perfect wings]]. Don't laugh at me.<br /> <br /> :I'm the cripple on the corner, you pass me on the street.<br /> :I wouldn't be out here begging, [[Obesity|if I had enough to eat.]]<br /> :And don't think I don't notice, that our eyes never meet.<br /> :I lost my wife and little boy when someone cross the yellow line. <br /> :The day we laid them on the ground, is the day I lost my mind. <br /> :And right now I'm down to holdin', [[Attraction Sign|this little cardboard sign]] so...<br /> <br /> :Don't laugh at me, don't call me names, don't get your pleasures from my pain.<br /> :In God's eyes, we're all just the same, some day we'll all have perfect wings.<br /> :Don't laugh at me.<br /> <br /> :[[Obesity|I'm fat]], I'm thin, I'm short, I'm tall, [''Chris turns his head and puts on a stupid voice, defeating the purpose of the song''.] I'm DEAF, I'm blind. Hey, aren't we all? <br /> <br /> :Don't laugh at me, don't call me names, don't get your pleasure from my pain.<br /> :In God's eyes we're all the same, some day we'll all have perfect wings.<br /> :[''Chris does a [[Glasses#Dramatic_glasses_removal|dramatic glasses removal]] and says in a much more serious tone''] Don't laugh at me. <br /> <br /> [''Reads off a paper he's been holding''] Original song sung by Mark Willis. Look it up on iTunes and wherever. Seriously, [[Secret Weapon|don't laugh at me, and I won't laugh at you either.]] Nobody is perfect. So quit trying to pick on us for our pain. And also for your information, there is a woman named Jackie. It is not some name I've given to my console. And I do not hump my console at all. I only did it [[Chris humps his PS3|that one time]] cause I was blackmailed. And I would never do that to any animals. [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|Bestiality is WRONG]]. And don't believe any rumors you hear about me, especially an obvious one like [''Retarded voice''] detaching a [[vagina]] from a sex doll and putting it on a [[PlayStation 3]]... or an [[Xbox]]! [''Regular voice''] Too incredible to believe. It is false, no matter how you imagine it. [''pause'']<br /> <br /> So there. Have a good day.<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> *[[100 2265]]<br /> <br /> {{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[100 2265]]|nextlink=Current}}<br /> {{Troll Videos}}<br /> {{Music Videos}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>

Shearod https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=May_2010&diff=117502 2010-10-04T03:06:15Z

<p>Shearod: /* Events of May 2010 */</p> <hr /> <div>[[File:ConspiracyChris.jpg|thumb| On '''8 May''', Chris embraces a conspiracy theory.]]<br /> [[File:AAmonthChris.jpg|thumb| On '''16 May''', the Autism Awareness E-Mails are leaked.]]<br /> [[File:MODNATION_2.JPG|thumb|On '''May 26''' Chris begs for ''[[ModNation Racers]]'' bonuses.]]<br /> <br /> '''May 2010''' seemed to be starting off with a whimper. [[Chris]]'s radio silence seemed to have continued even after the uploading of the FALSE and DISHONEST versions of [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]]. Many were proven wrong when Chris finally reappeared, boasting proudly that he had been able to disconnect the Wi-Fi Antenna from his [[PS3]], not realizing the damage he had done.<br /> <br /> On 8 May, Chris won four tickets to an extreme sports rally and called up [[Rocky]] to see if anyone in the young adult social group would want to go with him, but no one ever called back. Seeing as no one was going to go with him, Chris scalped three of the tickets and sat alone in the stadium next to a &quot;lovey-dovey&quot; couple while watching people with a far greater amount of success than him perform feats of acrobatics on motorcycles. After watching the events, Chris returned home lonely and upset, and made a video, wherein he is closer than ever to realizing how big of a fuck-up he really is, but, unsurprisingly enough, he blames all of his current troubles on a conspiracy he believes the [[Greene County]] School Board have staged against him. A week later, he puts up [[05142010|another video]] where he uses another tragedy to garner sympathy.<br /> <br /> On May 13, DariaCamacho, a &quot;fan-manager&quot; for Chris, was given access to the [[CWCipedia]] and began making massive and seriously needed update to the website. Chris has reverted them and Daria has questioned why he has done so. On May 26, the CWCipedia was, in a repeat of the event in March, reopened for the public, causing a second wave of massive vandalism. DariaCamacho was revealed to be [[Mao]] 'Bamboo' Ling. Chris attempted to revert the mass vandalism before flat out giving up due to the stress of it all, and announcing he has abandoned the CWCipedia. The website was promptly given by Mao to the [[gal pal]] [[Vivian Gee]], who now shares copyrights to the entire ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' franchise with [[Alec]]. On May 30, Vivian's ''[[Sonichu Season 2]]'' began. At the end of the month, Chris uploads a video where he states that he is leaving the internet. [[Chris and hypocrisy|Again]].<br /> <br /> ==Events of May 2010==<br /> *1 May - The Sysop finally removes the [[Twitter]] feed from the CWCipedia page. Also, due to getting Jackie confused with [[Sydney Contacts|another girl]], Chris accidentally uncovers a troll. Chris, however, claimed he received the information directly from the troll forums.<br /> *5 May - Chris [[I Pimp My Ride.MOV|uploads a new video]], in which he reveals he removed the Wi-Fi Antenna from his PS3, then shows off his &quot;pimped out&quot; PS3 Keyboard.<br /> *8 May - Chris goes to see the [http://events.dailyprogress.com/charlottesville-va/events/show/108829065-evolution-extreme-action-sports EXTREME ACTION SPORTS] at John Paul Jones arena in Charlottesville with one of the four tickets he won on the radio.<br /> *8 May - Chris [[100_2178.MOV|uploads a new video]] in which he discusses his experience with the [[Greene County]] School Board after getting kicked out of his high school.<br /> *9 May - [[Clyde Cash]] leaks a zip file of revisions to Chris's current [[OkCupid]] profile directly to the [[CWCki]].<br /> *12 May - A challenger appears. During the short-lived Jackie saga, a noble woman by the name of [[Sydney Contacts|Sydney]], most likely under the direction of Clyde Cash, attempts a trolling of Chris, but unfortunately comes up short. Chris's heart level remains intact, and the unsuccessful woman was most likely executed by Clyde.<br /> *13 May - A mysterious individual going by the name DariaCamacho is given sysop power on the CWCipedia. Declaring herself a &quot;Fan-Manager&quot;, she writes short articles for some of Sonichu's Minor Characters, and updates the main page. None of these changes are especially insulting or threatening. <br /> *14 May - Chris reverts DariaCamacho's changes without comment.<br /> *14 May - &quot;DariaCamacho&quot; makes several changes to the front page of the CWCipedia, moving templates and adding a new greeting to Sonichu fans from herself. Again, none of these changes are threatening. <br /> *14 May - Chris reverts DariaCamacho's changes to the front page, again without comment. DariaCamacho sends Chris a discussion message, politely asking why he undid her edits and stating she only wanted to make the front page more presentable, while making it easier to find the most up to date information on Chris and the Sonichu Universe. She also states the massive cwciwiki logo is far too big, and makes some cosmetic changes to character bios page.<br /> *15 May - Chris posts [[05142010|a new video]] where he uses the death of UVA student Yeardley Love in an attempt to garner pity. He also states he's now paranoid of girls.<br /> *15 May - DariaCamacho attempts to make changes to the CWCipedia Main Page, which Chris later reverts. Meanwhile, the garish site background returns. <br /> *16 May - A [[Autism Awareness E-mails|leaked series of e-mails]] from an alleged [[autism]] awareness volunteer chronicles her doomed attempts to talk some sense into Chris.<br /> * 16 May - Another [[Regina e-mails|series of e-mails]] is leaked, in which Chris hits on an innocent woman just trying to buy his ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' guitars off [[eBay]]. Note: these emails take place in late September/early October 2009, right around the time [[Barbara|Snorlax]] was [[Captain's_Log,_Stardate_October_9th,_2009|battling AIDS]].<br /> *16 May - Chris reverts Dariacamacho's changes again to the CWCipedia, and responds angrily to her question on her discussion page, and as always blaming his [[autism]] for [[My Little Pony|acting]] [[Chris Loses It|like]] [[CWCFlyingElephants|a]] [[Ivy|manchild]].<br /> * 17 May - DariaCamacho makes more changes to the CWCipedia, this time adding one line of text to blank pages for some of Chris's highschool crushes.<br /> * 18 May - DariaCamacho adds in more to Sarah Hammer's entry, then starts entries to the PS3, [[Metal Sonichu]] and [[Bionic]]. <br /> * 20 May - Chris talks about his [[Some Favored Comedians|favorite comedians]] for an excruciating ten minutes, but mentions that [[Bob]] is still alive.<br /> * 20 May - DariaCamacho adds a bio page for [[Clawdorf]].<br /> * 21 May - DariaCamacho proposes that Chris explain his regular daily schedule for his fans, breaking down how much time he spends sleeping and playing PS3.<br /> * 26 May - Chris [[CWC Blog#26 May 2010|begs for ''ModNation Racers'' mods]].<br /> * 26 May - The [[CWCipedia]] gets hacked and vandalized once again.<br /> * 27 May - Chris uploads a [[100_2188|new video]] and announces he's abandoning the [[CWCipedia]].<br /> * 29 May - The vandalism comes to a halt as parodic commentary is added to the Sonichu comics.<br /> * 30 May - [[Hamsty the Hamster]] takes over CWCipedia from Mao; ''Sonichu Season 2'' begins.<br /> * 31 May - Chris uploads another [[100 2189|new video]], four days after claiming he was leaving the internet for the third time.<br /> <br /> {{Timeline}}</div>

Shearod https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Anti_Troll_Movement_Video1&diff=116436 2010-09-28T01:42:27Z

<p>Shearod: Fixed spelling to Americunt format.</p> <hr /> <div>[[File:datface1.png|thumb|200px|[[Audiobooks|LOOK AT THAT FACE GOD DAMN]].]]<br /> <br /> '''Anti Troll Movement Video1''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 26 [[September 2010]]. He sings the same song about [[trolls]] featured in his [[Flipnote Hatena|Flipnote]] animation [[Don'tGetTrolled!|Don'tGetTrolled]], apparently in hopes of promoting an &quot;Anti-Troll Cyber Bully Movement&quot;. Surprisingly, Chris was able to recite the lyrics with a good deal of accuracy, even though he [[Autism|completely missed the original point of the song]].<br /> <br /> In the latter half of the video (which, completely contrary to the alleged topic of the video, has nothing to do with anti-trolling), he lists the &quot;sponsors&quot; of his video, including ''[[ModNation Racers]]'', and feminine skin care products. Considering he is wearing the same t-shirt he [[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV|wore the day before]], his promotion of [[Chris and health#Hygiene|personal hygiene]] products is rather ironic. Chris specifying and praising anti-dandruff formula haircare makes it a safe assumption that he has dandruff (which is no surprise).<br /> <br /> Just like in other videos, his [[Chris and English|mastery of the English language]] is apparent, as when he tries to say &quot;I don't use products ''tested'' on animals&quot; comes out as &quot;I don't use animals&quot;. He has trouble keeping his thoughts [[Homo|straight]] even in the same sentence. Then he goes off on a tangent about his bathing habits (or lack thereof) and [[Recycling|semen utilization]]. <br /> <br /> In essence: Chris once again [[Family_guy#Influence_on_Chris| doesn't get the point of the original message]] of [[Parody|what he steals]], nor does he apply [[Cwcipedia#CWCipedia_closed_due_to_A.28I.29DS|previously learned lessons]] and [[Wallflower_E-mails_3|repeats the mistakes of the past]].<br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ==Video==<br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = Anti Troll Movement Video1<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|EgZijKM17Kw}}<br /> | stardate = 26 [[September 2010]]<br /> | subject = {{Trollsicon|text}}<br /> | style = {{Smug|text}}<br /> | shirt = {{BrickFestShirt|text}}<br /> | previous = [[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV]]<br /> | next = [[New Address]]<br /> | saga = <br /> }}<br /> {{quote|Oil of Olay brand bar soap... Softer, smoother skin in a week or so! And, not only that, it gets you clean, and it makes you smell good|Chris on the benefits of washing}} <br /> <br /> ===Transcript===<br /> [''Chris turns on the camera and speaks in an odd sing-song rhythm.'']<br /> <br /> And now, a very, encouraging, song.<br /> <br /> [''He begins singing &quot;[[Don'tGetTrolled!|You've Been trolled]]&quot;'']<br /> <br /> Youuuu've beeeen trolled&lt;BR&gt;<br /> You've been trolled&lt;BR&gt;<br /> You have PROB-ly been told&lt;BR&gt;<br /> Don't reply...<br /> [[File:Christler.jpg|thumb|right|Haben Sie einen schönen Tag, mein Führer.]]<br /> [''He turns away and reaches for a crudely-drawn picture of a troll, which he holds up through the song and after.'']<br /> <br /> ...to this guy&lt;BR&gt;<br /> He is just getting a rise&lt;BR&gt;<br /> Out of you&lt;BR&gt;<br /> Yes, it's true&lt;BR&gt;<br /> You respond and that's his cue&lt;BR&gt;<br /> You start trouble on the double&lt;BR&gt;<br /> While he strokes his manly stubble<br /> <br /> You've been trolled&lt;BR&gt;<br /> You've been trolled&lt;BR&gt;<br /> You should probably just fold&lt;BR&gt;<br /> When the only winning move is not to plaaaay<br /> <br /> Then you keep on trying&lt;BR&gt;<br /> Endlessly replying&lt;BR&gt;<br /> You've been trolled&lt;BR&gt;<br /> You've been trolled&lt;BR&gt;<br /> Havnicedaaay!<br /> <br /> [''Song ends.'']<br /> <br /> This video, portraying and projecting the Anti-Troll Cyber Bully Movement...<br /> <br /> [''He puts down the troll picture.'']<br /> <br /> ...has been brought to you by ''[[ModNation Racers]]'' and...<br /> <br /> [''He holds up a box of soap.'']<br /> <br /> ...Oil of Olay brand bar soap, and other things. Softer, smoother skin in a week or so! And, not only that, it gets you clean, and it makes you smell good...<br /> <br /> [''Chris [[Homo|drops the soap.]]'']<br /> <br /> I just used it to wash my hands! And I use it in the shower! To [[Mass debating|wash myself vigorously!]] I certainly do not use any animals, my own [[Semen|jizz]], or anything else other than Oil of Olay brand bars of soap. And [[Axe]] body wash. And shampoo, and conditioner. Available in anti-dandruff form! But anyway, Oil of Olay. Softer, smoother skin in a week, and makes you very clean. Have a nice day!<br /> <br /> [''Chris throws up a [[CWCville|Nazi]] salute and turns off the camera.'']<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> {{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV]]|nextlink=[[New Address]]}}<br /> {{Troll Videos}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>

Shearod https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Katie_Bay_E-mails&diff=114849 2010-09-21T00:14:51Z

<p>Shearod: /* Saturday 18 July 2009 */</p> <hr /> <div>For a short period in [[July 2009]], [[Chris]], pretending to be [[Samantha Thaddeus]], tried to work his magic on her friend Katie Bay. For a couple of days, they were honest friends until Chris forgot about her.<br /> ==Emails==<br /> ===Saturday 18 July 2009===<br /> {{quotebox|I forgot, which of Chrissy's accounts do you have again? I had IT and the password on paper, and I fuckin' lost it. I swear girl, if my head was not screwed on so well, I'd lose it at my [[Fashion Square|mall]] or somewhere.<br /> <br /> Love ya,<br /> <br /> Sam}}<br /> <br /> ===Sunday 19===<br /> {{quoteboxred|Oh, I have like these two blank ones, this Chinese one, this English<br /> one or something, I believe [[Jack]] has the others.<br /> <br /> why you ask?<br /> <br /> -kate}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Like I said, I had ALL the accounts hand-written, sign-on IDs, passwords and all, on paper for my reference to make sure we can milk this [[Troll]] Gig on Chris for as long as possible. I had it by my computer, but then the next minute it was gone. Then later on, I found shredded scraps by my [[Patti|dog]]'s dish. :( Bad dog. So I gotta get the info back the hard way.<br /> <br /> I really appreciate the help, Kate. :)<br /> <br /> Love ya,<br /> <br /> Sam}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|I'll give them to ya when we meet up tonight for Mike's party. Dontcha<br /> worry bout it, k sam? I got it all here on this sticky note.<br /> <br /> -kate}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|Yo Sam, you weren't at the party and your cell ain't working. I just<br /> left cuz you weren't there.<br /> <br /> Is anything going on? You haven't replied...<br /> <br /> -kate}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Sorry, Kate. My daddy wanted me to stay at home tonight. I had a LOONG day anyway. Maurice called me up; after a number of calls, I picked up and told him to fuck off and leave me alone. I can not believe I slept with that dumbass.<br /> <br /> Go ahead and e-mail me the info on your note; I'll hand-write it myself then.<br /> <br /> Love ya,<br /> <br /> Sam}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|Huh? You still listen to your dad? But he's all the way in Ohio!<br /> <br /> - kate}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Yeah, I know. But he's still my dada, and I still care about him a bit.<br /> <br /> Sam}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|awwwww, what made you have such a change of heart?<br /> <br /> Well, since I couldn't contact you all day (you lost your cell again<br /> didn't you lol) I decided to take a trip to the mall to do some shopping. You shoulda been there, there was this awesome sale at Bath and Body Works.<br /> <br /> omg, but there was this creep at the mall though. He kept trying to<br /> hit on me but I just told him off. God, who does that? He was kinda<br /> cute tho, I'll give him that.<br /> <br /> Mike's party was no fun without you. I didn't know anyone at that<br /> party except for you but you didn't show. D:<br /> <br /> So, how was your day?<br /> <br /> -kate}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|He's always been there for me in my early years, and the sap still<br /> cares about me.<br /> <br /> My day was okay. I had heard Chris bombed out on daddy's challenge.<br /> I'll bet he could not get a woman to even approach him to save his own<br /> pathetic life. OMG When I had accessed his chinese account, I had<br /> noticed he spent 600 worthless yen&lt;ref&gt;The Chinese currency is not the Yen, but actually the [[wikipedia:Renminbi|Yuan]].&lt;/ref&gt; on [[Wikipedia:UmJammer Lammy|Um Jammer Lammy]]. I looked it<br /> up; even Imported, it still has the English Audio; what a dumbass.<br /> <br /> Still, the game looked fun from the screenshots, and I liked Lammy's<br /> outfit; so cute. But damn me losing my paper with all the passwords<br /> to Chrissy's accounts. Went with my cell and got fucking lost. I<br /> swear if my head was not so well-attached, I'd probably lose that too.<br /> <br /> I am sorry I missed the party; I can feel for you, I would not feel<br /> like it was fun without you either.<br /> <br /> I'll check ya later.<br /> Love ya,<br /> Sam}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|Yeah that Chris sure is a dumbass lol.<br /> <br /> Anyway, you seem pretty off today, anything the matter?<br /> <br /> Your day was just &quot;okay&quot;? Man, you must have done some crazy stuff. Tell me about it!<br /> <br /> -kate}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Yeah, I did do one thing today. I had a couple of [[alcohol|drinks]], then I<br /> watched this show where this guy dumps his gal, then she tied dumbells<br /> on her feet, stood on her head and thrusted her legs up and down. I<br /> used 4 [[alcohol#In the comic|beer]] bottles, then I toppled over forwards and nearly poked an<br /> eye out with one of the bottles' mouth. That would have been great<br /> oral for my vision like my last guy did with my ass. :D I hurt a bit<br /> still, but at least I'm not dead yet.}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|Oh oh! I forgot to ask you the other day!<br /> <br /> Like when we watched the entire [[BILLY MAYS|Pitchmen]] marathon on Discovery, which invention is your favorite? I need to know because Jane said she thought Impact Gel was the best and she's totally wrong, right?<br /> <br /> man, did you watch the billy mays tribute? holy shit sully made me cry so hard.<br /> <br /> -kate}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Impact Gel? LOL, soo dumb. I loved the Breathing Artificial Plants;<br /> it's like bringing real life to the Art and Fake.<br /> <br /> Daddy just sent me the password for Chrissy's Japan (not China),<br /> ChrisLikesGiantBlackCocks; did not work for me. Did you change it?}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|wtf breathing artificial plants? That was never on the show lol.<br /> <br /> -kate}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|That's wierd, I could swear I saw that in the marathon. It may have<br /> been in a past episode; my memory comes and goes, you know. LOL}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|well whatever, the Impact Gel guy was an asshole. I liked the Dual Saw guy though, he was so hot.<br /> <br /> omg, the chinese guy we met at the mall a week ago finally just messaged me back. I think I might want to go out with him.<br /> <br /> do you think he's hot? seriously let me know.<br /> <br /> -kate}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|oh, yes. I remember him. Hmm...<br /> <br /> [[Homos|Yeah, he's soo hawt]]; do it, girl. What's the password for that boy's Japan?}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|yeah yeah, I'll get that right after I call him. Oh man, I hope it isn't too late. Well, it's only 11:20, he sure is a pussy if he sleeps in early! Heh, I'm sounding like you...<br /> <br /> Wish me luck!<br /> <br /> -kate}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|THAT MOTHER FUCKER CHRIS<br /> <br /> GRRRR<br /> <br /> I'm so angry, I fucked up that call. God damn it!<br /> <br /> Okay, I call him right? And it just seems to go along fine right? He says something stupid and then he's like:<br /> <br /> &quot;Whoops, it was like I had [[autism]] or [[aspergers]] or something!&quot;<br /> <br /> And I couldn't stop laughing right? I kept thinking about Chris and shit and oh my god, I can't believe he somehow went into my head during this call. God damn it!<br /> <br /> I'm killing myself over this Sam. God damn...it... ugh, he thinks i'm an asshole or something<br /> <br /> -kate}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Shoot. Oh well, you'll do better on the next guy. I'd say go<br /> cross-country and surprise Chrissy, but that pussy would not know the<br /> opportunity if she knocked Louder than [[BILLY MAYS|Billy Mays]]. LOL<br /> <br /> I laughed a bit at that bad dub, but I don't like that he had thwarted<br /> dad's plans. He had planned to blackmail him into admitting Autism<br /> and something else. Now he plans to get him to dance to [[Wikipedia|Avril Lavigne|Avril<br /> LaVeign]]'s ¨[[CWC &quot;Boyfriend&quot;|Girlfriend]].¨ LOL.}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|DOES IT LOOK LIKE I GIVE A SHIT?<br /> <br /> GRRRRR, WHY THE FUCK WOULD I WANT TO SURPRISE CHRIS? WHAT ARE YOU ON?!<br /> <br /> WHAT BAD DUB WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT<br /> <br /> YOU AREN'T HELPING TONIGHT SAM}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|I'm sorry, Kate. I'm feeling kinda [[ShutUpBrain and WakeUpBrain|sleepy]], and I think it caught up<br /> with my head.<br /> <br /> I'll talk to you later.}}<br /> <br /> ===Monday 20===<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|of course, you sure love dodging me when i have troubles huh}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|well i feel better now. Eh, it wasn't really your fault. That stupid Chris guy. Whatever.<br /> <br /> So, you feel like doing anything today Sam? I got nothin to do today.<br /> <br /> -kate}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|I gotta do some grocery shopping, Plus I'm having a few [[Honest_Content|cramps]], so I'm not feeling up to anything wild tonight.<br /> <br /> Also, I still would like the password to Chrissy's Japan stuff; please<br /> reply with it, as well as how your day's been.<br /> <br /> Stay fun, Kate. Love ya,}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|don't worry about the password stuff, I have it safe somewhere in my papers. My little bro has been messin' with stuff in my room.<br /> <br /> I took him out to lunch and we went to this one place that we've never been to. I forgot the name of the place, but the entire place is run by Taiwanese people. Like, they have broken english and it's so funny. They had some great Kung Pao chicken.<br /> <br /> I was gonna take him out to dinner too, but he's off at his friends house for a sleepover or something.<br /> <br /> So I'm just here cooking some dinner. Man, I haven't made mashed potatoes in forever. 5 more minutes til the boiling is done.<br /> <br /> -kate}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Yum. :) I'll have to try that place. How did the pottoes come out;<br /> delicious as always.<br /> <br /> I hope your bro had a good time; if he shares, you'll have to me the details.<br /> <br /> I'm sure you'll come across the passwords soon enough. A few weeks<br /> ago, I had printed this awesome picture of Billly Mays, but I thought<br /> it got accidentally thrown away. I finally found it a couple of days<br /> ago. :) The sooner you find the it or remember it, the better.<br /> <br /> I'll check in again later. ;)}}<br /> <br /> ===Tuesday 21===<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|food was good, anyway<br /> <br /> You wanna hang out today?<br /> <br /> -kate}}<br /> <br /> ===Wednesday 22===<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|I'm sorry, Kate. I had a lot of chores around the pad yesterday, an I<br /> had not been able to get to my computer because of that. LOOONG day.<br /> <br /> How was your day yesterday?<br /> <br /> I'll check in again later.<br /> <br /> Love ya,<br /> Sam}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|ah, I picked up my little bro from the sleepover and he said it was cool.<br /> <br /> Well, you wanna hang out today? Evening maybe?<br /> <br /> I slept in today, i feel like so lazy lol but it's summer!<br /> <br /> -kate}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|well i figure you're still doing things around the house, but we can always do art tradeoffs again! YAY!<br /> <br /> Okay, i'm starting off with Mew from [[Pokemon]]!<br /> <br /> your turn!<br /> <br /> -kate}}<br /> <br /> ===Thursday 23===<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|sam...you there?}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|I am here, but I have to ask you, have you been in the full knowledge<br /> of the recent events with me, online, or were you an innocent<br /> bystander this whole time?}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|what are you talking about?}}<br /> <br /> ===Friday 24===<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|I will come clean then. I am really Christian; I have had control of<br /> this e-mail account since the 19th. In a confession of Sam posing as<br /> Jack Thadius (this whole time) that she e-mailed to me, Sam LET me me<br /> get into this e-mail account. It was like Sam gift-wrapped it and <br /> handed it to me for [[Christmas]].<br /> <br /> Anyway, I wised up and tried to troll ¨Jack¨ back to get back my PSN<br /> accounts. I had learned more about her scheme in the IRC invite sent<br /> from ¨Jack¨. I know about her close associat at [[Sony]], her brother at<br /> NBC29,[[Charlottesville]], and the [[Chris and his ego|Hungry-For-CWC-Expose]] reporter at<br /> NBC29. As well as the rest of the dirt I hve learned on the side.<br /> <br /> As Sam pulled the plug and showed me her hand, I felt it was required<br /> to come clean with you, Kate. I am sorry. What game that started to<br /> Just get back my Japan and Spain PSN accounts (don't care for the<br /> other three cuntries; Hong Kong, Germany and France, since I have NO<br /> PSOne classic ties with any of those three).<br /> <br /> [[Vivian Gee]] took this news of Sam playing Jack wth shock, and sad,<br /> ¨She,s worse than [[Clyde Cash|Starscream]].¨<br /> <br /> I did not want to risk losing Sam's friendship ties with you, Kate, so<br /> I showed compassion as I normally would and tried my best to continue<br /> her caring friendship with you. With you, Katie, I meant no harm.<br /> Again, I am soo sorry if I hurt you. I hope you and I can be friends<br /> after all this.<br /> <br /> Please accept this drawing from my own hands; it's a photocopy of the<br /> Original drawing I framed and gave to my Cousin, Johnathan, and his<br /> bride, Britanney. You are the first individual, online, to get a .jpg<br /> of this, I promise. The only alternative to seeing it online is from<br /> within my --[[CWC Dare]]-- Video on [[Youtube]]. I will leave it up to you on<br /> what you wish to do with this .jpg; share it, mess it up or whatever,<br /> but I offer it to you first as an extension of goodwill and<br /> friendship.<br /> <br /> I liked your mew drawing. :) It was really cute.<br /> <br /> Take care and stay safe.<br /> Love and Peace,<br /> Christian W. Chandler.}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|I didn't know Sam did all this stuff. She told me about you and said that &quot;he's some [[retard]] on the [[internet]]&quot;. I didn't know she did all this stuff.<br /> <br /> I have a lot to think about.<br /> <br /> -kate}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|I understand.<br /> <br /> If you need a friendly ear, I'm available at my ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com address.}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|I just want to know what Sam has been doing.<br /> <br /> -kate}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|I'll forward to you some of her messages I've received, including her confession. I've saved the e-mails, and they are mostly old, so direct forwarding on some may be undoable, but I will copy/paste the body, as well as the details for each message.}}<br /> <br /> == Notes ==<br /> <br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> <br /> [[Category:Historical Documents]]<br /> [[Category:E-mails]]</div>

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