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User talk:SurfShackTito

2012-05-14T11:41:35Z

Shefap2: /* Audiobooks are gone */

== Audiobooks are gone ==
''This video is no longer available because the uploader has closed their Youtube account.''

We have some of the older audiobooks with the old narrator in the cwcville library, and maybe a few Dethchem narrations, but a good chunk of it is gone.
I'll make it my personal goal to find the others, and perhaps make redux it all from scratch if push comes to shove.[[User:SurfShackTito|SurfShackTito]] 10:06, 12 May 2012 (PDT)
* I have pretty much all the MP3's - episodes, subepisodes, specials and random extras like the KCWC thing. Do you want any of those, or are you just after the full video versions? [[User:Cantra|Cantra]] 13:58, 12 May 2012 (PDT)
*I'll take anything at this point. Could you upload whatever you have on mediafire? Please forward anything you have to the cwcville library. Much appreciated.[[User:SurfShackTito|SurfShackTito]] 14:38, 12 May 2012 (PDT)
* there's an mp3 link on the audiobooks talk page. Does that not have all if them? [[User:Shefap2|Shefap2]] 04:40, 14 May 2012 (PDT)

User talk:SurfShackTito

2012-05-14T11:40:24Z

Shefap2: /* Audiobooks are gone */

== Audiobooks are gone ==
''This video is no longer available because the uploader has closed their Youtube account.''

We have some of the older audiobooks with the old narrator in the cwcville library, and maybe a few Dethchem narrations, but a good chunk of it is gone.
I'll make it my personal goal to find the others, and perhaps make redux it all from scratch if push comes to shove.[[User:SurfShackTito|SurfShackTito]] 10:06, 12 May 2012 (PDT)
* I have pretty much all the MP3's - episodes, subepisodes, specials and random extras like the KCWC thing. Do you want any of those, or are you just after the full video versions? [[User:Cantra|Cantra]] 13:58, 12 May 2012 (PDT)
*I'll take anything at this point. Could you upload whatever you have on mediafire? Please forward anything you have to the cwcville library. Much appreciated.[[User:SurfShackTito|SurfShackTito]] 14:38, 12 May 2012 (PDT)
* there's an mp3 link on the audiobooks talk page. Does that nother have all if them? [[User:Shefap2|Shefap2]] 04:40, 14 May 2012 (PDT)

Beel

2012-03-08T03:17:57Z

Shefap2: Punctuation/grammar/repetition

[[Image:Beel1.jpg|thumb|right|"Uh, Heil Hitler?"]]

'''Beel''' is the lobby receptionist for the [[4-cent_garbage.com]] Building prior to its destruction in [[Sonichu 10|Sonichu #10]]. He is a red humanoid with devil horns and wings. Whether or not he is supposed to be [[Wikipedia:Satan|the Devil/Satan]], some minor demon/devil, or simply a man who looks like a devil is uncertain. The name "Beel" is probably a wordplay on [[Wikipedia:Beelzebub|Beelzebub]] (Hebrew בעל זבוב‎, ''Ba‘al Zəbûb'', "Lord of the Flies").

Beel is depicted as a large, muscular red demon wearing nothing but cut-off jean shorts, suggesting that his appearance was inspired by that of [[Wikipedia:List_of_supporting_characters_on_South_Park#Satan|Satan]] in ''[[South Park]]'', and possibly [[Wikipedia:List_of_The_Powerpuff_Girls_characters#Him|Him]] from [[Wikipedia:The Powerpuff Girls|''The Powerpuff Girls'']] (an effeminate antagonist with a red, devil-like appearance).

===Appearances in ''Sonichu''===
Beel's first appearance was as an unnamed receptionist in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]. When [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] arrived at the 4-cent_garbage.com building for their appointment with [[Jason Kendrick Howell]], he directs them to the top floor, which he idiosyncratically describes as "66+6". When Sonichu clarifies that this is simply the 72nd floor, Beel becomes annoyed and shoos the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] on their way. Sonichu takes umbrage with Beel's unprofessional conduct, until Rosechu reminds him of the story of [[Wikipedia:Joseph (son of Jacob)|Joseph]].

Beel returned in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], this time serving in a more active role as [[Jason]]'s agent. When [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] arrived at the 4-cent_garbage.com Building to destroy it, Jason trapped him in a cage, and Beel attempted to steal the [[Medallion]] from him, thinking it to be the source of his powers. However, to the surprise of everyone, Chris discovered that his powers in fact stem from his [[High School Ring]], which he uses to retrieve his Medallion. His powers restored, Chris fires a Hyper Beam at Beel, slamming the demonic henchman into the 4-cent Garbage building, presumably killing him.

However, Beel returns ten pages later to warn Jason that the building would soon collapse from the musical assault by [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]]. When Jason escapes and retires, Beel condemns two others, [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Jack Thaddeus]], for being [[homo]] [[trolls]], and takes shelter in the basement, leaving them to their fate.

===Backstory===
When Jack asks Beel how he survived Chris's Hyperbeam, Beel points out that working in the 4-cent_garbage Building is his personal hell, and so there's really nowhere else for him to go upon his death. According to Beel, he was condemned to work for 4-cent_garbage, and after it is destroyed, he will simply be reassigned to service [[Count Graduon]]. From this, it seems that Beel is cursed to walk the Earth for eternity as a lackey for one villain after another.

Beel also mentions (with regret) that he was once the "main assistant" to [[Wikipedia:Adolf Hitler|Adolf Hitler]]. It's unclear if he worked for Hitler as a demon, or if he was a high ranking Nazi who was later transformed into a demon. If so, this would mean Beel may be the tormented soul of someone in Hitler's inner circle, such as [[Wikipedia:Hermann Göring|Hermann Göring]] or [[Wikipedia:Joseph Goebbels|Joseph Goebbels]]. In any case, Beel's service to Hitler got him cursed to toil in the service of villainous groups like 4-cent_garbage.com. Even so, Beel still looks down on Clyde and Jack Thaddeus. So even though he's a Satanic Nazi troll, he is not ''quite'' as evil, in Chris's eyes, as two homosexuals.

===Possible gay subtext===
Beel's appearance is unavoidably homoerotic. Given Chris's repeated distaste for [[homos]], as well as male nudity in general, it is curious that he would be comfortable with this depiction. This may be Chris's ham-fisted attempt to literally demonize homosexuality, or the expression of his unconscious lust for big, half-naked, muscular men. Hell, just look at the guy:

[[Image: Beel2.jpg|thumb|400px|center|This naughty devil has a special package just for you.]]

==References==
<references />

[[Category: Villains]]
[[Category: Characters]]
[[Category: Villains]]

User:Shefap2

2012-03-08T03:09:02Z

Shefap2:

Former ED user, mostly lurker. Spellfag/grammarfag/proofreader/contributor. I read this website nightly, and adore the work that's gone into it. I don't often contribute because I don't believe in fixing what's not broken, but when I do, I try to make it count.

I think the ego article is a work of art.

{{EDUser}}{{Hex-Box}}{{Wii}}{{GrammarNazi}}

User:Shefap2

2012-02-17T21:50:29Z

Shefap2: Scooting things around

Former ED user, mostly lurker. Spellfag/grammarfag/proofreader/contributor. I read this website nightly, and adore the work that's gone into it. I don't often contribute because I don't believe in fixing what's not broken, but when I do, I try to make it count. I am occasionally seen in the IRC, and back in the old IRC chats from 2008/2009.

I think the ego article is a work of art.

{{EDUser}}{{Hex-Box}}{{Wii}}{{GrammarNazi}}

User talk:Shefap2

2012-02-17T21:43:37Z

Shefap2: Just moving this.

File talk:1328397527051.jpg

2012-02-05T05:26:26Z

Shefap2:

Where the hell are you people getting images like this?
*his facebook,I assume.--[[User:Shefap2|Shefap2]] 21:26, 4 February 2012 (PST)

Talk:Virgin with rage

2012-01-13T23:59:24Z

Shefap2: /* On Chris touching Megan */

==To do==
*add references to the phrase "virgin with rage" in Chris's works
*note how he associates violence with sex (he's a "virgin with rage", sex is described in "gory" details, etc.)
*Also how he masturbates or how he drew that picture of Megan to quell violent urges so he doesn't "fly off the handle." --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:12, 8 June 2009 (CEST)
*Another thing Chris stole, that line about hormones slam banging is from the first episode of Space Ghost Coast to Coast. Good job Chris, you can't even be a horny creep without stealing something. [[User:Admiral Klank|Admiral Klank]] 20:37, 30 June 2010 (UTC)

==Views on virginity==
In my opinion, the section could be expanded with statements Chris made about virginity in general and the properties he connects with losing one's virginity.
*He stated several times that just about everyone else loses their virginity in their teens, seemingly unaware of reality and statitics regarding this, for example that 4% of Americans will die a virgin or that 10% of males leaving higher education are still virgins, not to mention about 1 in 3 18-year olds of both sex. He might be simply unaware of this, ignore statistics in his self-centered view or because of the implication that he most likely will be one of the 4%(unless he goes to a prostitute).
*This page could also be linked to the one where he describes his fantasy-scenario of losing it to PandaHalo.
*He also implies that experiencing the "Power of Sex" will instantly transform his character, as he justifies his poor social skills regarding chatting up woman with "How should I know, I'm a Virgin" in the VivitheG-chat. There are probably more references of this kind out there.
*He probably also thinks that it would prove him being hetero. Some people on the autism spectrum experience difficulties identyfying their gender preferences unless they had some kind of physical evidence (I just read of a case of a sexually deviant autist who was sexually assaulted by an older man he regarded as a father figure and therefore concluded he had to be bisexual).
Actually, that would also explain his staunt view on male homosexuality to some extent, because he can not be entirely sure of his sexual identity unless there is something to "prove" it, also evidenced by his "I'm heterosexual" video.
I just want to know your opinions before including and referency stuff.[[User:Miela|Miela]] 13:17, 24 July 2010 (UTC)

== On Chris touching Megan ==

There are a couple of needed citations about which specific parts of Megan's anatomy Chris inappropriately touched. It is entirely possible that Chris touched both Megan's hair and Megan's shoulder without her consent.

What supports the notion of Chris touching Megan's hair is [[Megan_Emails,_Aug-Dec_2007#Megan_is_annoyed_and_creeped_out|this mail]] by Megan. There she states: "''The way you went off on Nina because she patted me on the head was very rude and uncalled for. Just because someone else has made physical contact with me doesn't give you the authority to do so''". It could be assumed from this that Chris, at some point, tried to mimic Nina by patting Megan on the head.

What supports the notion of Chris touching Megan's shoulders is [[Megan_Emails,_2005-2006#Pinned_against_the_wall|this mail]] by Megan. There she states: "''So PLEASE don't touch me anymore ok? I don't like it! And last wed you really had me pinned against the wall''". What comes to mind when thinking about someone pinning someone else against a wall is for the first person to put his hands in the other person's shoulder area. However, given Chris's weight and clumsiness, it can be argued that he pinned her without the need of using his hands.

The notion of touching her shoulders can also be supported by Lucas' [[Mimms_and_Lucas_Q%26A#Chris_and_Megan|response]]: "''He was constantly putting his arm around her and shit and it got to the point where she would take refuge in the midst of our group of bros''". Given the relative height between Megan and Chris it is possible that he put his arm around her and rested his hand on her shoulder. Once again, given Chris's peculiar body language and general clumsiness this can't be taken as fact.

So, even thought it is quite probable that Chris touched Megan in those specific spots, it can't be demonstrated as fact given the sources available. I would recommend to rephrase the sentence to a more general description of his inappropriate touching and add Chris's [[Megan_Emails,_2005-2006#Don.27t_kiss_me.2C_bro|attempt to kiss Megan]]. --[[User:Galford|Galford]] 18:32, 12 January 2012 (PST)

* O.o --[[User:Shefap2|Shefap2]] 15:59, 13 January 2012 (PST)

Aunt Corrina

2012-01-06T19:41:06Z

Shefap2: I have hated tired meme line this for so long.

[[Image:AuntKarina.jpg|thumb|right|Aunt Corrina, Trolling Chris in the here-after.]]

'''Aunt Corrina''' (full name '''Corrina Weston Carey Inge'''<ref>http://www.woodfuneralservice.com/obituary.aspx?MemberId=55269&MName=Corrina%20Weston%20Carey%20Inge</ref>; [[Pre-1980|26 January 1936]] - 21 [[February 2009]]; A TRUE AUSTRALIAN PATRIOT) was one of [[Christian|Christian's]] favorite aunts and was also the person from which the Chandlers bought their dog, [[Patti]]. He mentioned that he passed Fredericksburg on the way to her house.<ref>[[IRC_(24_October_2008)]]</ref>

Corrina was married to Edward Carey and later Raymond Inge. Corrina died on 21 [[February 2009]] and was buried on 24 February, thus ruining Chris's twenty-seventh [[birthday]] as a post-mortem [[troll]].

The day she was buried was also the Christian holiday of [[Wikipedia:Shrove Tuesday|Shrove Tuesday]], a.k.a. "Pancake Day." Chris cared more about stuffing his autistic face with pancakes than the funeral of his "beloved" aunt, proving how much of an utter self-centered piece of shit he is.

{{quote|[[Lie|I'm also shedding a tear again]] for my Aunt Corina. I'm hoping her funeral is not on my birthday, because I'm planning on going to this Pancake Dinner that my church is holding on that day. a week ago, my [[Rocky Shoemaker|pastor]] said I can come and they would celebrate my birthday as well. but if the funeral is on my birthday, then I hope I can return in time to make the Pancake Dinner.|Chris, caring more about pancakes, [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 11]]}}

In the infamous [[Father Call]], Chris tries to convince Mr. Devoria that he has gone through some hardships in his life and that he isn't a [[monthly tugboat|drain on society]]. He brings up his Aunt's passing, but only after mentioning the death of his dog, [[Patti]]. Apparently, he values the life of an animal over the life of a family member. Although, in Chris's defense, the Chandler family is not a tight-knit group and he may not have seen Corrina enough to connect strongly with her to have strong feeling about her passing. Still, Chris needs to get his priorities in order.

In his phone call to Lars, Chris swore on her grave he would not spend anymore money on the PS3.
==Name==
Although Chris consistently spells her name "Corina," the spelling "'''Corrina'''" appears on her obituary<ref>[http://www.woodfuneralservice.com/obituary.aspx?MemberId=55269&MName=Corrina%20Weston%20Carey%20Inge]</ref> and a peoplefinders notice.<ref>[http://www.peoplefinders.com/search/preview.aspx?searchtype=people-name&fn=Corrina&mn=&ln=Inge&city=Red%20Oak&state=VA&age=&utm_source=radaris&utm_campaign=results]</ref>

==Gallery==
<center>
<gallery>
Image:0038-AuntCorinaAndDad.jpg|[[Bob Chandler|Bob]] and Corrina in the late 1970s.
Image:0042-BarbaraCorinaHerrietAndElvis.jpg|Corrina, with [[Barbara Chandler]] and Elvis.
Image:0041-BarbaraCorinaTomAndHerriet.jpg
</gallery>
</center>

==See Also==
*[[Chris and death]]

==Sources==
<references/>

{{People}}

[[Category:People]]
[[Category:Family Members]]
[[Category:Dead]]

Rollin' and Trollin'

2011-12-28T07:00:53Z

Shefap2: um...what?

'''Rollin' and Trollin'''' (more like ''Strange Case of Dr CWC and Mr Virgin With Rage'') is a video of downtown [[CWCville]] (really downtown [[Charlottesville]]) uploaded on 17 [[July 2009]] in which Chris attempts [[Wikipedia:Andy Kaufman|Kaufmanesque humor]]. Notable is a video message to real life [[trolls]], including several [[CWCki]] editors.
[[Chris]] has changed his look to:
*normal hairstyle
*[[Krapple|a goatee]]
*sunglasses instead of large, square [[pedo glasses]]
*plain blue T-shirt and jeans
*navy blue sleeveless unbuttoned shirt over his t-shirt
*dog-collar bracelets
*his forearms appear to be covered in thick tattoos, compliments of the tattoo sleeve from the [[Fuck Quest|fuck quest]]
*no [[Amnyfest Ring]]
*a chain with some dog tags, instead of his trademark [[Sonichu medallion]]

The lack of the ring and medallion suggested that Chris was not entirely TRUE and HONEST when he made this video, something that he indeed confirmed later. Chris also is continuing his pattern that started about a month before of sometimes not speaking clearly; however, his dialogue is especially unclear here at many parts.

In some parts of the video, his voice suddenly sounds like that of a man in his twenties, and even when his voice cracks to a high pitch, it sounds like video editing was done to deepen it. However, in other parts of the video, his voice starts cracking as it normally does, like a young boy's voice. No matter what, he still sounds like... well, an [[autistic]].

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Rollin' and Trollin'
| video = {{#ev:youtube|a4-LgbN-sHA}}
| stardate = 17 [[July 2009]]
| maker = [[IBAChandler]]
| subject = {{Music|text}}, {{Trollsicon|text}}
| style = {{Smug|text}}
| shirt = {{TrollinShirt|}}
| other = {{Live|text}}
| previous = [[A near public apology]]
| next = [[CWC Trollin More]]
}}

{{quote|Well the, uh, truth comes out. I’ve never been autistic, I work forty hours a week to support my parents, this has all been a trick, you have all been trolled. }}

=== Transcript ===

''[Note: an [http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?hl=en&gl=us&ie=UTF8&oe=UTF8&msa=0&msid=107843413913045677951.0004720130396776af50b&ll=38.030219,-78.480331&spn=0.006845,0.012757&t=h&z=17&lci=com.google.ugc.c752d13e87c4fbd7 annotated listing] of the locations featured in this video has been created on Google Maps.]''

''Christian Weston Chandler, Rollin’ and Trollin’''

[''Music, in the form of "Escape from the City" from ''[[Sonic]] Adventure 2'', plays as Chris walks down the street'']

'''Chris''' ''imitating an announcer'': Hi we’re coming to you live from CWCville today. We’re over at the CWCville pavilion. The, uh, [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|Hedgehog Boys]] and the, uh, master Christian Mayor the, uh they for day, uh, come here every Friday night and, uh, and it draws a crowd, uh, and it’s very good y’know. [''Shimmies clumsily''] This gives me some, uh, business from amongst the population that comes around.

[''Music plays as Chris walks down the street'']

'''Chris''': Ah yes this is our graffiti wall in the mid- uh in the middle of the, uh, city of CWCville in the metropolis. The, uh, fee- the, uh, children are, uh, enjoying it obviously and this is also part of our beautification project in the city and we and I gotta say that the, uh, project just looks fantab- fantastic from here. It all looks very good. I tell you what. “Give me the liberty to know, to utter and to argue according to conscience above all liberties.”

[''Music plays while Chris goes to an elevator. 15 seconds of dead air time pass while he waits for the elevator to arrive while the music plays like it's the coolest thing in the world. The video is also even cut in between the elevator wait as the elevator took even longer to come. The music itself makes the dead air time seem like it's two minutes instead of fifteen seconds. The music continues as he boards the elevator. The lift rises until they arrive at a car park on the top floor.'']

'''Cameraman''': So how do you feel about President [[Obama]] and his economic policies?[[File:Cameraman.png|thumb|Contrary to popular belief, the cameraman (on the right) seems to be a pretty normal guy.]]

'''Chris''': I like it. It’s he’s doing a smash-up job of it and he’s, uh, getting everybody their money and, uh, getting everybody the bang for their buck.

'''Cameraman''': How do you feel about President Obama’s foreign policies with countries like Iran and Iraq?

'''Chris''': Hmmm. Yeah. I think he’s doin’ OK. You know, uh, establishing, uh, good communications and, uh, giving them what they, uh, require yeah he’s I think he’s doing a very good job with his, uh, foreign policies.

'''Cameraman''': President Obama, being a family man, what is your opinion on his character?

'''Chris''': I think he’s a regular stand up [[family guy]].

''During the Obama questions, Chris's voice pitch was in the style of how his voice becomes very high pitched when he lies.''

[''Music plays as Chris walks along talking and gesturing at the sky. They arrive at the Timberlake drug store.'']

'''Chris''': Ah yes the old Timberlake drug store. It’s been in the, uh, family for generations. The, uh, only, uh ss- generation that, uh, has not been able to run it is the one that went on to a singing career.

[''Outside a bar named Rapture. A clothing store called [[Vivian]]'s is clearly visible'']

'''Chris''': Alright well since the, uh, bar s- since the bar law has been repealed, the drinking law, the this here’s the first bar to open up. The, uh, Rapture, uh, in the city of CWCville. Ah also known by the nickname of, uh, R2.

[''Heart wipe. Chris strides along to music'']

'''Chris''': Over in downtown CWCville the honor the, uh, death of our dearly departed, uh, bodyguard of mine, [[BILLY MAYS]]. He sacrificed his life in an assassination attempt from m- from me and, uh, is doobly honored in downtown CWCville. We build this building. [''Camera pans to a derelict apartment block.''] To be completed in a few, uh, the towers n-, uh, the building the buildings will be the BILLY MAYS Tower and will serve as the new commercial site in the commercial center.

''And now some words to our fans''

'''Chris''': Hey Xantos (sic), man don’t ya be waggling that carton finger around at people. [''Flips off the camera''] Hey [[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]], you wish you were as cool as [[Robotnik|Doctor Ivo Eggman]]. [''Punches the air, gives V-sign''] Tie day is groovy, maaan. PeachyKeen is always awesome [''V-sign turns into Shocker sign''] wasn’t just in a decade it’s forever. [[Wikipedia:Space Channel 5|Ulala]], now reporting for Space Channel 9, is that yoouu in that picture? Hey, Cosmos, you wish that I could feel ya’. [[Wikipedia:Anthony Sullivan (pitchman)|Anthony Sullivan]], you’re nothing without BILLY MAYS, you’re nothing with BILLY MAYS and if you want to talk about cock building look at BILLY MAYS memorial right behind me. Okay, El Misto, you don’t like my beard so much [''Camera zooms in on his chin''] I’ll tell you much it was a present form uncle Scrotor. Tez-manian Devil, some people have oily skin [''Camera zooms in on his forehead''] it doesn’t mean that their hygiene is bad. How about instead of the, uh, water that doesn’t work so well how about I rub you off my face! Hey double C D, yeah the Robotech Era is over Gundam overshadowed it. Arrrg, Neckbeardedone, quit lurking in ye shadows and step up and be a real troll. Hey [[User:RachmaninovDESU‎|Rachmaninov]] [''In air quotes''] stop dissing this chick. Man up will you? Captains log star date Velour Fog? Zap Brannigan? What’s the deal with that? I’d punch you in the face like Leela does. [''Swipes at the air''] Hey Morden, yeah we kissed but that’s not all: I hit that like the fist of an angry God.

''Thank you''

[''Music plays as Chris walks'']

[''In a park. Chris is wearing a pair of eye glasses over his eyes and a pair of sunglasses over his forehead'']

'''Chris''': Hey, I’m not near-sighted that was a rules [ruse]. If you want to see what they really do gimme a sec’. [''Puts glasses in front of the camera. With a whoosh and a hum, the scene becomes posterized in reds, purples, and greens, mimicking [[wikipedia:Predator (alien)|the infrared sight]] of the creatures from the ''Predator'' movies.'']

''A few thoughts on [[Optimus Prime]]''

'''Chris''': Yeah, Optimus Prime, uh, compurer, um, do not really care much for him, uh, I mean ever since the movie he’s always hanging around with Sam y'know. He’s always hanging around with kids. Somemany needs to call [[Wikipedia:Chris Hansen|Chris Hansen]].

''The final word about the greatest troll in history...''

Well the, uh, truth comes out. I’ve never been [[autistic]], I work forty hours a week to support my parents, this has all been a trick, you have all been trolled.

[''Music plays while Chris does his victory lap'']

''Cast''

''Christian Weston Chandler as Himself''

''Special Thanks: The Field Agents of CWCVille’s Security Taskforce''

''The [[PVCC (board)|Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]] ''

''Old Spice Swagger: The Scent of Confidence ''

''[[Hex Box|Microsoft’s X-Box 360]]''

''And the silly trolls everywhere, for the many [[lulz]] you have provided.''

==See also==
*[[Fridays After Five]]
*[[Ian Brandon Anderson]]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Chris's Big Night Out II]]|nextlink=[[CWC Trollin More]]|}}
{{Troll Videos}}

[[Category:Social life]]
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
[[Category:Outdoor videos]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, July 2009| 2009-07-17]]

Talk:Rocky Shoemaker call

2011-12-11T23:09:00Z

Shefap2:

To be honest, I'm not entirely comfortable with this being here, but not for the reasons you think. While technically Virginia allows for recording calls with the consent of one party (i.e. the party that's recording), I think Rocky might be bothered by a private call being here. Unlike Chris, she most likely has an IQ greater than that of a brick and would be bothered by the invasion of her privacy and that sort of thing. Secondly, why do we have to have the entire conversation here? That's what irks me sometimes, people think we need to mirror and host everything connected with Chris. I don't think so, I think we should just cite the audio file and that's sufficient as opposed to having an entire article about the call with a full transcript. Thirdly, I think this would set a dangerous precedent, as I'd rather not see people harass people connected to Chris for content. These people, unlike Chris, probably do mind if a stranger calls them, talks about their acquaintance with Chris, however nebulous, and then posts their private call for the entire Internet to see.

I realize that this provides valuable information but I'd rather see this information obtained through other means, such as public records or that sort of thing.

If we are to keep it, I'd recommend wikifying the transcript and categorizing the call.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:40, 11 December 2011 (PST)

:Champ is good people and I agree with him. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 06:59, 11 December 2011 (PST)

*Thirded, really. God damn. --[[User:Shefap2|Shefap2]] 07:13, 11 December 2011 (PST)

** I felt the same way Champ, until I listened to the call and realized that Rocky isn't as "innocent" in this as she seems. I mean really. She tells this caller that she needs some ID or some consent from the lawyer before she talks...and then instead of hanging up like a good person would, she continues to <s>gab</s>talk about Chris anyway. I agree that this information would have been better collected another way...and that everyone who has dealings with Chris don't necessarily need to be trolled too to get information about Chris. I guess what I'm saying is this: This doesn't need it's own page, but I believe it should be noted in the Rocky Shoemaker article that there is audio of a call between a troll pretending to be a doctor and her and that she gave some information about the Chandler's living condition. And then a link to the audio file could be given. This whole transcript isn't necessary; is it really all that shocking that the Chandler house is a filthy, invested, mess? --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 08:30, 11 December 2011 (PST)
*** The infestation had everything to do with the topic of meeting at Christian's house and wasn't "gabbing". -- [[User:Mexican|Mexican]] 08:45, 11 December 2011 (PST)
**I agree with Champ. When push come to shove, Rocky got more resources and smarts than Chris. Having the contents of that call here might irks her. I agree with adding some snippets of the calls in a form of "Rocky said..."and let the whole audio as a reference out of the CWCki. Yes, no shit is too small but we need to think about any liability that can come from this. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 09:16, 11 December 2011 (PST)

***No liability would come from it, we're documenting something that was obtained from someone else, so CWCKI can't get in trouble for hosting it, same as FOX news can't get in trouble for reporting on something, even if they obtained the information from someone that stole it, unless they told the person to steal it. But I feel that this should only be reference to in the Rocky article with a link to the call, people involved with Chris don't need to be troubled by trolls.--[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 12:21, 11 December 2011 (PST)

I honestly think that since, as [[Champthom]] pointed out in his post, that since Virginia is a one-party state, there are no legal repercussions to posting the full (or contents of) the transcript of the conversation online. As to the issue of whether or not the full transcript should be posted, I'm in favor of moving the transcript to a different article and setting aside this article for posting and bolding the relevant parts of the conversation and posting information about the consequences of this new information.--[[User:Osideguy92|Osideguy92]] 12:27, 11 December 2011 (PST)

*Having the transcript here is important to have, but shouldn't be used as much. This definitely needs to have relevant information listed here, and wikifyed. As for Rocky realizing it's all on here, it's her own fault for gabbing with a troll. I don't think this can really be deleted, it does present some important info, I just think it needs to be cleaned up, and most of it's information posted where it needs to go. Basically, if you get rid of this article, where are you going to link the new info to? [[User:Darkspecteranon|Darkspecteranon]] 12:54, 11 December 2011 (PST)

**Having said that, I'm not sure what the qualifier for "Not supposed to be here yet" Means. I mean, if this was part of someone's trolling plan, then they should have had the sense not to make it publicly available. If someone ruined their own trolling plan because they leaked this stuff, again, that's their own fault, and I don't think the CwCki should have to delete an article to preserve trolling plans. Of course, if an admin or whoever feels it is important enough to delete, I'm sure that it will happen anyways. [[User:Darkspecteranon|Darkspecteranon]] 12:57, 11 December 2011 (PST)
*** Not that it's relevant (as this guy already finished with what he was doing), but while the CWCki doesn't *have* to do anything, us being bitchy and saying "you fucked up so now we're going to ruin your trolling plans" would be counterproductive. Chronicling the information *right now* is less important than producing content.
:: "where are you going to link the new info to?" If this is asking what I think it's asking, not having content here for a while longer just means those analyses and links have to wait a few days. It's not really problematic. <small><span class="autosigned">—Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) </span></small> 13:06, 11 December 2011 (PST)
*I mostly agree, except that while I as a person wouldn't bother trying to harass people that Know Chris for information, I don't see anyway to really prevent trolls from doing that. I suppose by removing this it gives a point that we wouldn't post information obtained from harassing people that know Chris. This would of course, require deleting all the prank calls that involve Barb and Bob. In the end, this is a conversation that does involve Chris and the Chandler Household, and thus it should be back. Now if this was different and say, a Troll trying and failing to talk to Rocky, then yes I would support deleting this. But in the end, the call did produce info about Chris, and it should be around on here. Perhaps Rocky will learn to not gab especially after she already told the Doctor she needed dox. [[User:Darkspecteranon|Darkspecteranon]] 13:06, 11 December 2011 (PST)
:I've still not seen a compelling reason not to take this down for now - ya'll got a couple of hours or I'm taking it down. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 13:37, 11 December 2011 (PST)
::If Chris hasn't yet seen it, and learns of this because of it being on the CWCki, it might lead him to respond to deny/deflect the statements made about the house, Bob, etc. [[User:tugboatz|tugboatz]] 13:29, 11 December 2011 (PST)
:: I think it's important to keep this information available. Perhaps we don't need an entire page for it (especially because bringing Rocky's wrath upon us isn't wise, regardless of her actual abilities) but for those who don't visit the forums or /cwc/ this is still interesting Chris-related info. Maybe put a synopsis under a new header on Rocky's page, sans transcript and audio file? Then, if anybody desperately NEEDS To hear it, they can go dig it up elsewhere. Thoughts? -- [[User:AK27|AK27]] 14:31, 11 December 2011 (PST)

*I'm not agreeing with the whole "gabbing" defense as a means to keep this up. Fooling a little old church lady (who has likely been struggling with the same Chandler issues as many White Knights before her...promotion of hygiene, socialization, more hygiene) into thinking she's chatting with a legitimate doctor, (Easily done to an American when you add an English accent by the way. Just ask anyone who likes Hugh Grant movies.) and winding up finding out that a house full of garbage and old food has bugs in it may be noteworthy. That doesn't mean she's a gossip, nor does it necessarily need dedicated page. Just one Lurkers opinion. <3 --[[User:Shefap2|Shefap2]] 14:32, 11 December 2011 (PST)

*Don't take this down. I listened to the call and I found it to have some interesting info. There's no liability, as far as I can tell. And having the transcript up somewhere easily accessible is useful. I have no life, so I have plenty of time to listen to calls. But some people don't always feel like sitting through calls and want to read transcripts. Also being able to search for snippets is useful. I'm taking off the deletion template. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 14:52, 11 December 2011 (PST)

*Not to lawyer up, but one party consent gets really sticky when the second party is out of state or the conversation could be deemed "private" like Champ first mentioned. I gasped and cackled like any other heartless freak mind you, but this could very well be slightly mildly illegal sort of kind of. A little. --[[User:Shefap2|Shefap2]] 15:09, 11 December 2011 (PST)

Talk:Rocky Shoemaker call

2011-12-11T22:32:33Z

Shefap2:

Talk:Rocky Shoemaker call

2011-12-11T15:13:40Z

Shefap2:

Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)

2011-12-08T01:56:09Z

Shefap2: This is mentioned three times in this article. This sentence just irked me for it's random placement.

{| class="infobox" style="width: 21em; font-size: 90%;"
|-
! colspan="2" | ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' character
|-
| colspan="2" | [[File:Comic CWC.PNG|200px]]
|-
! colspan="2" |Christian Weston Chandler
|-
| '''Date of birth'''
| 24 February [[Sonichu chronology#1982|1982]] (in universe)
24 March 2005 (IRL)
|-
| '''Gender'''
| Male
|-
| '''Species'''
| Human (can transform into an [[Electric Hedgehog Pokemon]])
|-
| '''Occupation'''
| Mayor of CWCville
|-
| '''Evolves into'''
| [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]]
|-
|}

[[Image:Chris0.jpg|thumb|<s>Chris's most accurate self portrait</s> [[Sammy|Try this.]]]]
[[Image:CWCFlex.jpg|thumb|Definitely not this one.]]
[[Image:Cwcanatomy.JPG|thumb|Anatomy analysis of the character]]
In the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comic series]], [[Chris]] has portrayed himself as more than a [[Obesity|fat]] [[autism|autistic]] slob who refuses to work. Within the comic universe, '''Chris''' is the mayor of [[CWCville]], "father" of hero [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and beloved by all ''despite'' failing almost as much as in real-life.

Despite the sub-episodes ostensibly featuring Real Chris, he can't seem to keep from evoking superpowers and plot contrivances.

==In the comic==
[[Image:FattyLOL.jpg|thumb|left|A typical comic depiction of Chris - a tall, broad shouldered, handsome young man. Compare to the real hunched, fatty, double-chinned Chris.]]
[[Image:CWC collage.jpg|thumb|left|Chris is a master of consistency.]]
Chris depicts himself as Mayor of his fictional town, [[CWCville]]. Unlike real life, comic-Chris is popular, good-looking, and surrounded by women (in reality, [[trolls]], [[Gal pal|gal-pals]] who [[Megan Schroeder|hate him]], or fictional creations like [[Allison Amber]]) He also has the ability to change himself into [[Chris-chan Sonichu]] and use all the powers of the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] at will (thus rendering Sonichu and company completely irrelevant).

Any characteristics comic-Chris possess stems from Chris's attempt to portray himself as the lovable loser type of character, known from any generic romantic comedy. He is noble, brave, intelligent, and surrounded by cartoon characters who fawn over him. But since Chris wants to score some cheap sympathy points, comic-Chris is also portrayed as having trouble with [[Love Quest|finding a girlfriend]] and is shown to have a limited ability to fight off his [[Manajerks|enemies]] and is regularly in need of help from his supportive friends in order to overcome his problems. In the comic, real-life relics like his [[Medallions of Fail|medallion]] aren't handicaps, they're magical objects which can make his [[China|dreams come true]]. He even has a job as Mayor of CWCville, and a [[Allison Amber|doting secretary]] on whom he dumps all his [[Semen|dirty work]], which she takes with a smile.

In other words, comic-Chris is who real Chris really wants to be. This does however, have the unfortunate side effect of making comic-Chris arguably even more murderous and psychotic than the real Chris, primarily due to him possessing the power to actually carry out his [[Death threats|threats]] in an artificial environment where he can kill and maim those who annoy him, and be completely in the right about it.

In the space of only 11 issues, he's [[Gun Comic|blown out]] [[Liquid|someone]]'s kneecaps with a [[Megatron Pistol|handgun]] after he'd surrendered, [[Sonichu #0|destroyed the home life]] of a [[Jerkhief|man]] who was simply doing his job at the place Chris was [[Fuck Quest|soliciting]] at, sealed up and destroyed a populated building whilst ensuring no living thing escaped (and later trying to blame it on the building's lackluster security) , destroyed another building full of [[JERKS|people]] whose only crimes were [[troll]]ing, broke into [[Mary Lee Walsh|an old woman]]'s home and brutally attacked her to the extent of causing paralysis, directly ordered the murder of over 1,000 people in the [[4-cent_garbage.com]] building, carried out a mini-Holocaust on [[Homos|homosexual]]s and asexuals, and arranged a [[Sonichu #10|show trial]] for [[Asperpedia Four|four men]] in an openly biased court, before personally executing them in brutal and inhumane ways. Why? For making a [[Asperchu|parody webcomic]].

It should also be noted that he does this all with a [[The Creepy Stare|gleeful smile]] on his face, and with no [[remorse]] or justification for it whatsoever.

===[[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]]===

Being the narcissistic tool he is, Chris felt it reasonable to add himself into his own comic. Right from [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]] Chris is depicted on the front cover commanding Sonichu to "Zap to the extreme!", and within the comic itself, congratulating Sonichu for his victory. At this point, not only is Chris drawing himself semi-realistically, but he is still a minor character. ''Sonichu'' #0 is one of the rare issues that is actually based primarily around the idea of Sonichu as the protagonist.

===[[Sonichu 1|''Sonichu'' #1]]===

''Sonichu'' #1 is Chris's lowest-key outing to date, merely depicting himself commenting on the actions of the characters, and, bizarrely, his own [[Art|drawing ability]].

===[[Sonichu 2|''Sonichu'' #2]]===

Having again drawn himself on the cover, by ''Sonichu'' #2 Chris has turned himself into a fully-fledged main character. Going insane with self-absorption, Chris depicts himself as the embodiment of the [[Anchuent Prophecy]] foretold by his [[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan|ancestors]]. It is in this issue that he first gains his ability to turn into [[Chris-chan Sonichu]], an event which will dominate the rest of the series almost to the point of [[Sonichu]]'s redundancy.

===[[Sonichu 3|''Sonichu'' #3]]===

After featuring heavily in the previous comic, Chris takes a backseat to the [[Chaotic Combo]]. Sadly, he still can't resist adding his head onto the first page.

===[[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu'' #4]]===

The legendary comic made entirely up of sub-episodes about Chris's life. Things get a little confusing because not only are the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] depicted as existing in Real Chris's universe, but he also has super-powers with which to battle the [[jerkop]]s. Again, Chris is depicting himself with selfless friends and powers he wished he actually had, but doesn't. And all the powers and Pokémon in the world still don't stop him getting beaten by the Jerkops or being trolled by [[Hanna]]. This comic also marks the introduction of [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]], the sister he wishes he had in real life (for [[china|obvious]] reasons).

===[[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]]===
[[Image:Chris5.jpg|thumb|150px|Manga Chris]]

Real Chris, distraught at discovering [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]] is getting married, depicts himself as a noble gentleman who wants what's best for her and allows her to get married. In reality Sarah couldn't care less what Chris thought about her marriage, which renders his acceptance of the wedding null and void. An interpretation could be made that Chris is battling the two versions of himself - the side who wants Sarah all to himself (Real Chris, played by [[Wes Iseli]]) and the side who wants Sarah to be happy (Comic Chris). It probably helped that by this point Chris had transferred his feelings for Sarah over to [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]], who makes her début appearance as [[Sailor Megtune]], allowing him to make the noble choice a lot easier than it would have otherwise been.

This comic also introduces the pseudo-manga look (thanks a lot, Megan) that would come to characterize later comics.

By the next episode, things starts to get confusing. Yes, Chris is Mayor of [[CWCville]] and can order around public servants, but he still can't find a [[boyfriend-free girl|girlfriend]]. Despite this, he continues to depict himself as a noble warrior of [[China|love]], protecting all of [[Virginia]] from [[Mary Lee Walsh|those who would to take it away]].

===[[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]]===

''Sonichu'' #6 is the first issue to go into detail about how Comic Chris manages to manage running a city while sitting around getting [[Hanna|trolled]]. Opening with Real Chris discovering that his beloved dog [[Patti Chandler]] can talk, the action soon switches to Comic Chris as they enter CWCville. Chris introduces [[Patti-Chan]] to [[Allison Amber]], a Hollywood starlet who gave up her promising career to run CWCville while Chris was sitting in his [[Attraction Location|attraction locations]]. This character is indicative of how Chris portrays himself as so charismatic that young women drop everything to do his bidding. He is the "Big Cheese". Either way, fictional Allison Amber has a boyfriend, so Chris loses out in his own comic yet again.

Comic Chris spends the rest of the comic bemoaning his loneliness, and making veiled hints that [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]] is his true [[sweetheart]].

===[[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]]===
[[Image:Chris7.jpg|thumb|Chris as depicted in ''Sonichu'' #7]]
[[Image:Chrisandsammy.jpg|thumb|left|Chris and [[Sammy]] together]]

The megalomania begins on the cover, which is decorated with tiny pictures of the important moments of Chris's life, such as the time he held a basketball or tricked Megan into being photographed with him.

The comic itself revolves around Comic Chris and Megan, who is depicted as struggling with her feelings for Chris (in reality, she hated him). The comic at this point was being used as a tool to attract Megan, so much of the extraneous action is centered on the dating life of the [[Sonichu (species)|sonichus]] as a (barely) veiled hint as to what direction their friendship should take. The courting of Megan is also why it's the most Manga-centric issue to date, as well as the most inconsistent when it comes to Chris's depictions of himself, as he manages to draw himself differently in every frame.

This issue is also notable because it introduces [[Sammy]], a younger version of Comic Chris who is a lot more similar to Real Chris, in that he watches TV on [[Ghostbusters|"ghost command,"]] is [[Obesity|massively overweight]], and [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|shits his pants]].

Halfway through making the comic Chris was being trolled relentlessly, so he responded by trapping himself in the [[Time Void]], and thus removing himself from the direct action.

===[[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]===
Unable to keep himself completely out of the action, Chris emerges temporarily from the time void on the 10th floor in the [[4-cent_garbage.com]] building in order to physically assault an employee who is working on a caricature of the [[The Oversized Drinking Straw|over-sized drinking straw]] picture, while [[Rosechu]] and [[Sonichu]] cheer HIM ON in unison. Chris disappears immediately afterward.

===[[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]]===
Chris still can't help but put himself in the comic, even when he's said to be out of the scene, in issue #9. The first time he shows up is during [[Ivy]]'s "vision" portraying her being with Chris as told by [[GodJesus|God and Jesus]]. The second time is at the end of the comic. In the scene, [[Magi-Chan]] and [[Wild Sonichu]] discover the [[Time Void]] and end up pulling Chris out of the void. Fifteen minutes later, Chris, as [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]], unveils some sort of plan (which is never mentioned) and he races off. On the final page, Chris declares that he, and anyone he created out of his sweetheart search misadventures, will never show up in the pages of his comic again... though the last page presumes that it'll continue in ''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]''.

===[[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]===
Despite the announcement at the end of the previous issue, Chris's character returns and quickly places himself in the middle of the spotlight. Whatever small narrative restraints the character had before are now completely gone, and he works more as a wish-fulfilling Gary Stu than ever. Even worse, Comic Chris has inherited the same exact personality as his real-life counterpart. During the time this issue was being drawn, Chris was boiling with [[Chris and anger|rage]] and [[Death threats|crying for the blood]] of [[Jack Thaddeus]], [[Clyde Cash]], [[Evan|and]] [[Asperpedia|every]] [[Alec Benson Leary|other]] [[troll]] and for the [[Christian Love Day|"straightening out"]] of [[homosexual]] [[JERK|males]] due to all the gay ads in his [[CWCipedia]].

At the beginning of the comic Chris discusses the future, wherein he is to be married to a woman named [[Lovely Weather]] and, since he slept with her, he is no longer a virgin. Apparently, homosexuality is such a big problem in the future that Chris was also asked by future scientists to donate some of his "straight" blood so they could use it for a vaccine. Chris, however, hoping to employ it on the homos in the present, sends Magi-Chan back to the future to steal a crate of the vaccine.

Chris moves on to fight some devil trolls who had infested his [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|old website]], and then he attacks and destroys 4-cent_garbage.com leaving a hundred people dead in the process, including Jack Thaddeus and Clyde Cash, who are forced to commit suicide.

Chris is then attacked by [[Naitsirhc]], but Chris eventually gets the upper hand and tries out the gay vaccine on him. After Naitsirhc turns back into his old incarnation, Chris declares the vaccine a success, and gives the order to pollute all the drinking water supplies in the world with it, effectually eradicating homosexuality and asexuality (since Chris for some reason does not like that either).

[[Meg Griffin]] suddenly turns up and claims to be fan of [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']], much to Chris's pleasure. After beating up some random guy who called Meg "sir" and Chris "madam", he cheats on Lovely Weather by making out with her, after her confirming that she is consensual. Unbeknownst to Chris, Meg is really [[Silvana Rosechu]] in disguise, and Chris has therefore been trolled.

Once again Chris feels the need to apologize without really apologizing, this time to the homosexuals who might have been offended by the fact that he just committed something comparative to genocide against them. With that out of the way, Chris takes out the [[Sonichu Balls]] and transforms into [[Collosal Chan]], and together with Sonichu, who have now been transformed into [[Ultra Sonichu]], he sets out to "right some wrongs". Aside from the minor detail of getting [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]] out of the mirror, [[Collosal Chan|Hobo Chan's]] main priority is getting rid of [[Asperchu]], which he does by breaking into Asperchu/Alec Benson Leary's house, fingerbanging his "[[Xbox|HEXBox Pavilion]]" to the breaking point and turning Asperchu and the rest of the comic cast into "improved" versions of themselves.

After this, Hobo-Chan fights [[Mary Lee Walsh]], leaving her completely paralyzed and sentenced to a lifetime in CWCville's maximum-security prison (killing her is out of the question after the [[Liquid Chris]] furor). After that, Chris reverts to his human form and gives a speech. Meanwhile, Simonla Rosechu is murdered, and the Asperpedia Four are arrested for the crime. And at the same times as Chris starts giving out blessing and apologies to the Asperpedia Four, they are subjected to a show trial for their crime against him and CWCville, and are brutally executed by the Sonichus, with Chris partaking in Alec's execution by electrocution, and personally carrying out Mao's execution by tearing him apart with his psychic powers.

And so the issue ends with Chris by urging everyone to celebrate his masturbatory holiday, [[Christian Love Day]], and leap and dance and sing praise in his name, for great is his wisdom and his benevolence.
===[[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]]===
Chris has yet to appear in the unfinished ''Sonichu'' #11.

==See also==
{{Fan art|chris=Chris-Chan (fanart)|linkname=Christian Weston Chandler}}
*[[Chris and his Ego]]
*[[Obesity]]
*[[Christian Weston Chandler]] – Chris IRL
*[[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] – his [[Patti-Chan|furry]] side
*[[Collosal Chan]] - the personification of his God complex
*[[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal Weston Chandler]] – his [[Silvana|feminine]] side
*[[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]] – his [[homo]] side
*[[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan]] – his [[Niggos|racist]] side
*[[Sammy]] – his much more [[Honest Content|honest]] self-portrait
{{Hedgehog Boys}}
{{Sonichu}}
[[Category:Characters]]
[[Category:Chris's alter egos]]

[[Category: Christian and the Hedgehog Boys band members]]

Talk:Dating ad.mp4

2011-11-26T18:52:22Z

Shefap2:

Is it just me, or is this already known? I could have sworn I heard this back in 2008 so saying it was discovered recently seems a bit off. Correct me if I'm wrong. [[User:Shefap2|Shefap2]] 15:22, 25 November 2011 (PST)

>I've not heard this particular recording. Lets not forget, Chris has had several videos and recordings requesting dates. So it is possible there are others we've not heard that might have been previously lost amongst Chris' multitude of self-recorded media going from 2008 to now. [[User:Chris_Pickles|Chris_Pickles]] 21:44, 25 November 2011 (EST)

*I don't think you're crazy, Shefap2. I believe I heard this like ages ago on ED, as other people I've seen elsewhere mentioned. It probably wasn't preserved probably because it's not exceptionally notable (not arguing that it shouldn't, merely that that's probably why we found this now).--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:03, 26 November 2011 (PST)

*Oh good, because I know I've heard it. I think it came from one of those talk lines like Lava Life or something if I'm remembering correctly.[[User:Shefap2|Shefap2]] 10:52, 26 November 2011 (PST)

'''Place of Origin?'''

What's the place of origin of this recording? It should go in the article because it is relevant to the topic if he was using a new dating site.--[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 20:18, 25 November 2011 (PST)

I believe that yahoo! Personals had a section where you could audio record a little about yourself. Maybe it's from there? [[User:Sparklemilhouse|Sparklemilhouse]] 22:02, 25 November 2011 (PST)

Talk:Dating ad.mp4

2011-11-25T23:22:44Z

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2011-11-25T04:43:20Z

Shefap2:

Former ED user, mostly lurker. Spellfag/grammarfag/proofreader and adds before the poof. Chris was always a favorite of mine, and I read this thing daily. Joined WRY NOT.

Second account. Forgot the password for my first. Every time I fade out something exciting happens.

BRB Skyrim.

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Niggos

2011-11-14T23:51:48Z

Shefap2: /* Niggos in Chris's Life */ peeve

{{Quote|Sit, Spin and Shut the Fuck Up, NIGGER!!! [[Chris and remorse|And I WILL call you That RIGHT IN YOUR FACE!!!]]|Chris, [[March 2010]]}}

[[Image:Lynch to the supreme.jpg|thumb|300px|Chris doesn't trust them [[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There|new niggos over there]].]]

[[Chris]] demonstrates [[Chris and race|many instances of intolerance and racism]], both intentional and unintentional. His racism comes from several sources: his father, his isolated formative years, television, and his complete ignorance of everything that isn't him. '''Black people''', in particular, are a common target for his xenophobia.

==Origin of the word "Niggos"==
{{protip|Chris only ever used the word "niggos" once. He has used the word "nigger" more than once, though.}}
[[File:Niggocwc.jpg|thumb|Chris has not, nor would ever, make fun of any black people living, dead or fiction.]]
'''Niggos''' is one of [[Chris]]' many minced oaths, this one meant to refer to black people. His only known use of the term was in the [[Julie Reveals Herself|3 March 2009 chat]] where [[BlueSpike]] coerced him into saying "''[[BILLY MAYS]] is the new mayor of [[CWCville]], and Christian Chandler will be thrown in CWCville jail, where he will be raped by a bunch of niggers.''" Chris repeated the line as ordered, but (being retarded as usual) ignored his instructions and attempted to outsmart BlueSpike by saying "niggos" instead of the dreaded N-word. Yes, out of all the things Chris could have done (you know, refused to say the N-word, said "N-word", or "blacks", or "African-Americans", or some similar term, bleep himself out, or just not be a retard and end the conversation) he chose to coin a retarded ''and'' offensive term which, as if to add insult to injury, sounds like a lame brand of cereal. (It should be noted that Chris's creativity was completely in vain. BlueSpike pointed out Chris's faggotry, and our autistic hero had to spell out "nigger" properly several times. He even got the hang of it, and started singing [[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There|"Don't Trust Them New Niggers Over There"]] on his own will, which he had done more than once before.<ref>[[Mumble 7#Summary|"Mumble #7"]]</ref><ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5#Summary|"BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5"]]</ref> So much for respecting the minorities.)

As of now, Chris never again used the word "niggo", and probably doesn't even remember the whole incident. However, "niggo" is still considered a [[CWC-ism]], and is classified as a CWC-neologism.

In a video posted on his YouTube Channel on 17 [[March 2010]], Chris finally dropped the [[100 2151.MOV|N-Bomb]], making him an official [[Chris and race|racist]]. The [[Surfshack Tito E-mails|Surfshack Tito e-mails]], released shortly afterward, featured further use of the slur, suggesting that Chris has entirely gotten over the resistance he showed in his conversation with BlueSpike. His use of the slur led directly to the vandalization of the [[CWCipedia]] by opening it up to public editing. Chris being Chris, he failed to connect the two events.
{{clear}}

=="[[Evan|No Darkies]]"==

{{protip|Chris never said or wrote "No darkies", nor has he ever used the word "darkie". However, he has said "nigger".}}

[[File:Nodarkies.JPG|thumb|Chris approved of this pic, and said he liked it.<ref>[[:File:Chrisreply1evan.png]]</ref>]]

Chris has been widely considered to be racist against black people since it was learned that his highly specific criteria for a [[sweetheart]] includes whiteness and specifically excludes blackness.<ref>[[Attraction Sign]]</ref><ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009|"Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009"]]</ref> Chris does not only tell this to trolls, however, he has told black [[boyfriend-free girls]] who are interested in him in real life, that they do not "meet his standard criteria for a female companion." To their faces.<ref>[[Autism papers|Chris's Psychiatric Examination]]</ref> Trolls quickly coined the phrase "No darkies" as a quick summary of Chris's criteria for a BFG, much to his chagrin. This is essentially accurate - for example, on Chris's profile at [[The Hook Cafe|''The HooK'' Café]] he say that "smokers, [[obesity|overweights]], blacks, and [[Chris and hypocrisy|liars]] need not apply."

Some may argue, if excluding "darkies" from the list of Chris's potential [[Sweetheart|heartsweets]] is actually an act of racism and discrimination against black women. Quite possibly, it could be rather considered an act of racism and discrimination against ''white'' women, as they are specifically selected as the manchild's possible victims of stalking and harassment. Chris also stated that he doesn't hate men who have black girlfriends, and doesn't consider them [[JERKS]], so Chris may think it'll increase his chances of finding a white boyfriend-free girl.

The stated reason for Chris's disinterest in black women was that [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]] was supposed to be white, which means her mother must be white as well. However, a hole was punched in this defense when Chris's dating site profiles made it clear that all he wanted was sex, but he still excluded black women. His justification for his blatant racism was even further proven to be a lie when he was specifically asked to describe all the races he would date. Chris's answer: "all but black".<ref>[[IRC (17 December 2008)]]</ref>

==Niggos in Chris's Life==
[[Image:0242-CWC&VarsityBBallTeam97Color.jpg|thumb|left|Watch your back pocket, Chris!]]
[[File:Niggo.jpg|thumb|Sweet Virginia.]]

There were some 12 to 15-year-old black kids who frequented [[The GAMe PLACe]]. Chris picked on them and acted like they wanted to steal from him, hiding his stuff when they were nearby.<ref>[[Mimms]]' [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/pvcc/viewtopic.php?p=16855#p16855 post] on [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC]]</ref> The official reason Chris got banned permanently from The GAMe PLACe was getting into a shouting match with one of these kids.

Chris also once argued with a huge black guy named TJ while playing [[Yu-Gi-Oh]]. When they started talking about how Chris would never get laid, Chris yelled "I'm going to smack your effing face down!" As TJ stood up like he was going to beat Chris's ass, Chris shrunk and whimpered "I mean your face down monster..."<ref>[[Mimms]]' [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/pvcc/viewtopic.php?p=17281#p17281 post] on [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC]]</ref>
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When Chris talked on the phone to [[Jackie]]'s boyfriend [[Lars]], he tried to bridge the gap between their different races by speaking in ebonics and making statements like "I enjoy the TV shows I get from the... From the black man, including [[Wikipedia:The Jeffersons|''The Jeffersons'']], and... [[Wikipedia:Bill Cosby|Bill Cosby]], and... [[Wikipedia:Sanford and Son|''Sanford and Son'']], all a' them."<ref>http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Lars_Call</ref>

==Niggos in the Comic==
In the [[Sonichu Comic|''Sonichu'' comics]], most black characters are villains who try to thwart Chris and [[Electric Hedgehog Pokemon|his hedgehogs]] at every turn. The ones that aren't so lucky are treated like crap by the other characters or used in race-related jokes.

===[[B-Manajerk]]===
A '''villain''' based off a real life encounter. The B most likely stands for Black – the name was coined so that Chris could distinguish him from other [[Manajerks]]. This is quite similar to the way American black superheroes were named in the 1950-60s. He is a cousin of the [[Jerkhief]], because obviously dem black peoples must know each other or be related.

===[[Barack Obama]]===
A cameo for the sake of '''a race-related joke'''. [[Bob]] told Chris a racist joke about then-senator Obama, which Chris believed as being a real rumor, approved of, and then illustrated within the pages of [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]. Oh, and just in case you didn't think Chris was racist enough, he also drew Obama wearing a strange exotic dress and headgear, which probably was meant to imply that he is a [[Twin Falling Towers|Muslim]], just because his middle name is "Hussein". Chris later removed the joke after Obama won the election, but he probably only did that because he respects Obama now.

[[Image:Nigrachu.jpg|thumb|And he's black and he's black.]]

===[[Black Sonichu|Black Sonichu/Blachu/Blake]]===
A '''villain''' turned positive-aligned "bad boy". Black Sonichu/Blachu (whose name was later [[retconned|changed]] to Blake) was originally a villain who later switched sides because he's a recolor of [[Shadow the Hedgehog]]. Note that Chris doesn't give him a creative name, like Shadow, but thinks that noting his "blackness" would be enough (see B-Manajerk). Black Sonichu's story is quite (stereo)typical. He was brought to the CWCverse against his will, and [[Reldnahc]] (a white boy) quickly states that he is Blachu's master. Blachu then proceeds to steal a pink woman ([[Rosechu]]) and later a precious stone ([[Legendary Master Sunstone]]). Black Sonichu, compared to his yellow original, is considered inferior, and is all brawn and aggression while not being able to figure how to defend properly. Before his name change several characters made several ambiguous remarks when referring to him which could be interpreted as racist (including [[Wild|Wild's]] "I was following this black guy on a board..." comment). To Chris's credit, Blake becomes a positive character later, and even scores an interracial relationship with [[Bubbles Rosechu]]. Still, the couple is forced to hide that fact from the intolerant society of [[CWCville]], and other characters do nothing to stop this travesty.

===[[CADD Chef]]===
A '''villain''' based on Christian's actual [[CADD|Computer Aided Drafting & Design]] teacher, Kene Meniru, at [[Piedmont Valley Community College]]. Meniru gave Chris an F in real life (probably for Chris's "[[Chris_and_English#Spelling|geinus]]" building designs) and is portrayed as a [[JERKS|jerk]] who always complains about the buildings in CWCville. Given how bad Chris is at [[Chris and Art|drawing]], the CADD Chef's comments are perfectly understandable. Note that Chris thought it was more important that Kene Meniru was black than that he was a teacher, and decided to portray him as possibly the only [[South_Park|black cartoon character he was familiar with]], even though that character had no other similarity to Mr. Meniru than the color of his skin.

===[[Silvana]]===
A '''villain''', psychic Rosechu who was trained by [[Count Graduon]] on [[Moon|the Moon]]. Graduon also gave her a [[pickle|dick]]. In [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], she raped and poisoned [[Blake]] while disguised as Bubbles, and planned to do the same to [[Bubbles]] while disguised as Blake. In [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], however, [[Magi-Chan]] spoiled that Silvana would lose her dick and fall in love with him. The [[CWCipedia]] confirmed this.

===Minor(ity) Characters===
*[[Florance Fisher]] - A girl whose sole purpose in the comic is to be rejected by Reginald.
*[[Jerkhief]] - A...pretty bad-ass Jerkop? Apparently not every black person has to be a racist caricature.
*[[Inos]] - A homeless, intoxicated, diseased, drug-pushing, expectorating Jamaican with filthy dreadlocks.
*[[Constables Gerald Grant and Louis Perez|Constable Louis Perez]] - A police officer who talks entirely in stereotypical "black slang".
*PHI Spring Break reporter ([[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]) - despite only appearing in one panel, Chris manages to make her into a stereotype, addressing the audience as "Sistas and brothas."

==See also==
* [[Chris and race|Chris and Race]]
* [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|"Chris Drops the N-Bomb"]]
* [[Homos]]
* [[Man in the Pickle Suit]]
* [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]]
* [[Song for Jackie.MOV|"Song for Jackie.MOV"]] - Chris's infamous blackface video.
*[[Lars Is Jivin'.MP4|"Lars Is Jivin'.MP4"]] - Chris in all his thugnificence.

== Sources ==
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OMG OMG Happy Halloween guise! [[User:Eamoo|Eamoo]] 04:24, 5 November 2011 (PDT)

Before incorporating this into any page, allow me to discuss with my fellow admins on the matter. It's a precarious situation and I'd do something myself but I need a second opinion first. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:22, 5 November 2011 (PDT)

* I tried looking up the case info, just to verify that it's legit, and it turns out that not only is Chris facing charges of Trespassing and Misdemeanour Assault in addition to the one listed, ''Barbara'' is facing the same "Failure to Stop" charge, along with Assaulting a Law Enforcement Official. --[[User:HarryHowler|HarryHowler]] 06:13, 5 November 2011 (PDT)
:: By searching for the name "Chandler" on [http://epwsgdp1.courts.state.va.us/gdcourts/captchaVerification.do?landing=landing this website] you can see the full list of charges. Barbara Chandler is facing charges for assaulting an officer (Class 6 Felony), they're both being charged with failing to stop at the scene of an accident involving property damage of more than $1000 (So Chris/Barb didn't hit Michael Snyder, but they probably ran into a parked vehicle or something, which is a Class 5 Felony), and Chris himself is charged with Assault and Tresspass After Forbidden. (Both Class 1 Misdemeanors). According to Wikipedia: '''Virginia classifies most felonies by number, ranging from Class 6 (least severe: 1 to 5 years in prison or up to 12 months in jail) through Class 2 (20 years to life, e.g., first-degree murder and aggravated malicious wounding) up to Class 1 (life imprisonment or the death penalty, reserved for certain types of murders).''' These are some pretty fucking serious charges. I doubt Chris would ever be sent to prison short of committing a serious crime, but this is a far cry from taking pictures through the store window. --[[User:Elias|Elias]] 07:14, 5 November 2011 (PDT)

*So this is definitely related to that god damned greedy Snyder?--[[User:Shefap2|Shefap2]] 08:03, 5 November 2011 (PDT)

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