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Pedofork

2017-11-04T10:00:27Z

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{{quote|I am not a pedofork, you DORKS!!!|[[CWC's Second Message]]}}

A '''pedofork''' ([ˈpɛdofɔrk]), a portmanteau of "[[Wikipedia:pedophile|pedophile]]" and "dork", is [[Chris]]'s term for a '''pedophile''' (''pædophile'' to non-Americans), child molester, or anyone else with some sort of sexual interest in the underage. This term was coined in his [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2008|Madman Rising]] video in response to [[trolls]] comparing Chris to "that senile old man in ''[[Family Guy]]''" ,known to the rest of the world as [[Wikipedia:List of characters in Family Guy#Herbert|Herbert the Pervert]].

Suffice to say, this was one of Chris's first overreactions to [[trolls]] and an early step towards becoming a lolcow. Chris has subsequently tried to remove or [[retcon]] out details or themes that could be viewed as borderline or outright pedophilia from his [[Sonichu]] comics, although, with Chris's tendency to be very [[slow in the mind]], some things still manage to remain.

[[File:Cwc shadman like.png|thumb|200px|An image by Shadman that Chris liked.]]

At first glance, Chris appears to rigidly adhere to child sex laws; as the age of consent in Virginia is eighteen, Chris makes it clear when advertising himself for his [[Love Quest]] that all potential [[sweethearts]] must be no younger than eighteen (and no older than he is at the time). However, it's likely that Chris doesn't understand ''why'' these laws actually exist and may see them as deterrents in his Quest, in the same vein as [[jerkop]]s and [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. This is evidenced by a scene in [[Sonichu 8]], when the [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]] decide to strip for [[women's rights]]. Fourteen-year-old [[Zapina]] asks if she can join contribute to the naked bouncy giggly protesting fun, but [[Rosechu (character)|Rosechu]] tells her no, adding in disappointment that she can't because of her age. When Zapina offers to be a spotlight instead, Rosechu hesitates, citing "the dumb laws". It is unclear whether this refers to the same laws that bar Zapina from stripping or the ones against exposing yourself in the presence of a minor. Either way, it seems odd that a self-proclaimed feminist would be annoyed with laws that protect young girls from being manipulated into sexual relationships, but Chris likely doesn't understand this.

Also, he used to wear [[pedo-glasses]].

In September 2017, Chris followed artist Shadman on Twitter.<ref>[https://archive.fo/aPQNB Chris's Follow list from that month]</ref> Shadman, the pseudonym of Swiss artist Shaddai Prejean, is notorious for his horrifying fetish art, including explicit drawings depicting real-life underage children.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/shaedbase-shaedman-shaddai-shadman-prejean.17065/</ref> Chris said that he had followed the account because one of his [[Trolls|fans]] had directed him to Shadbase and claimed that he had drawn a piece of fanart Chris liked, and that he was unaware of Shadman's reputation.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-347#post-2649620</ref>

However, Chris did not remove Shadbase from his follow list, and in October, he liked a drawing of a young girl posted by the account.
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==See also==
*[[Chris and sex]]
*[[Gaybian]]

==Sources==
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Sonic Boom Protests

2017-11-04T09:58:03Z

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''For the song, click [[SingStar Challenge Round 1|here]].''
[[File:ChrisSonicBoomArms.jpg|thumb|Remember kids: always effect change through vandalism. [[26 December 2014|What could possibly go wrong?]]]]
[[File:PROTESTING SANIC BUM.jpg|thumb|Chris's protest inserts.]]

Towards late [[2014]], while everyone else was posting on [[Facebook]] about [[Chris and his Ego|less]] [[Homos|important]] [[Women's rights|political]] [[Chris and race|concerns]], [[Chris]] decided that the most important cause of the time was protesting [[Sega]]'s decision to '''make [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic]]'s arms blue''' (as opposed to the usual tan color) in their latest ''non-canon'' game in the series. He is so passionate about this supposed defamation of his favorite video game character that he has gone so far as to write incoherent, rambling letters to Sega, throw tantrums about it on Facebook, [[Death threats|threaten the lives]] of Sega employees, glitterbomb Sega's American HQ, and even physically assault retail staff. His angry, incoherent letters to Sega clearly show that Chris's [[Chris and reality|prolonged estrangement from reality]] is at its peak, and that concepts such as civility, moderation and channeling [[Chris and anger|anger]] in any way that doesn't involve ranting like a child throwing a tantrum are by now completely alien concepts to Chris, or at least go out the window whenever he's annoyed. Unfortunately, unlike previous bouts of anger where Chris would film himself or take to social media to rage at his target, in this instance, he decided to take a hands-on approach to it by vandalizing copies of ''Sonic Boom'' wherever he sees them. When GameStop employees rightfully tried to make him leave the store, he agreed to walk out, but only after [[26 December 2014|brandishing his can of mace and spraying it at one poor employee's shirt]].

At first, it was unclear whether Chris would boycott ''Sonic Boom'' or just buy the games and watch the show like the [[Chris and brand loyalty|consumerist lemming]] he is. Given his irrational hatred and acts of vandalism towards otherwise available games, the former seemed more likely. On 13 [[January 2015]], it was [[Kiwi Farms|revealed]] that he owned copies of the games. Chris said that they were sent to him by [[Catherine]].

Why Chris has such a bizarre distaste for such a minor, insignificant detail in the first place is still up for speculation. It could simply be some [[Autism|overly-attached]] [[Manchester High School|nostalgia]] to the 'original' Sonic the Hedgehog, or possibly some inner-venting for his own [[Sonichu (comic)|failed franchise]] that he is determined to get into ''Super Smash Bros. for Wii U and [[Nintendo]] [[3DS]]''. Whatever the reason, it certainly isn't [[health]]y for Chris, given his current [[Chris and psychology|state]]. In other words, this makes the superficial reactions to Godzilla supposedly getting "[[Obesity|fatter]]" in the 2014 movie, or the new designs for the lightsabers in ''[[Star Wars]]: The Force Awakens'', seem simple and quaint in comparison. At least he isn't complaining about Sonic's green eyes?

==Protests==
===Blarms Backstory===
Chris's hatred for Sonic's blue arms started in February 2014, when the first advertisements for the ''Sonic Boom'' TV show appeared on [[Adult Swim|Cartoon Network]]. In December he offered the following chronology:

{{quotebox|3 December 2014

I have just received a question from one of my girl friends: "So, I'm curious, where did you hear about this blue-armed Sonic Issue? Is it something you discovered on your own, or is it a bigger issue in the Sonic community?"

To best answer this question, and to VERY MUCH my visual dismay and further recollection: I HAVE been feeling this SINCE Last February. I needed to search for the ONE Announcement Trailer Video of the DAMN TV Show. I Remember finding it for myself on either Facebook through SEGA's feed, or on YouTube through the video recommendations, on my laptop, as we were moving into the temporary house. I felt UTTER Shock at the sight of the Blue Arms on Sonic immediately as I watched it for the first time that day in Early February, 2014; This Year.

I was too busy and [[Stress|stressed]] from collecting as much as possible from the burnt house, and bringing them either to our Storage Unit, and this house's basement

I had not thought about the issue much, UNTIL Last June or July with the E3 Trailers being presented on the SEGA and Sonic Facebook Pages! Since Then, I have continuously protested the Blue Arms by commenting and messaging them that "Sonic's Arms are NOT Blue!!!" And among which, I have Warned Them that this sort of thing would NOT end well for them, and it was, and still is, a Very Bad Idea!!!

So, in short: I watched the damn trailer last February, I felt Pissed Off Then, I relearned about it last June or July: I Still felt Very Pissed Off, and NOW I am continually Growing and GROWING More Angry and PISSED OFF AT SEGA, NINTENDO AND CARTOON NETWORK AND EVERYONE ELSE INVOLVED THERE!!!

I have Contacted SEGA and Commented NUMEROUSLY with MONTHS worth of time. They ignored me, Not Responded or Done Anything about it at all, and therefore the time for Talk IS LONG DONE AND OVERWITH!!! AND WE NEED ACTION UPON SEGA AND SONIC BOOM NOW MORE THAN EVER!!!

Thank you.

<nowiki>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_A3e2bl334</nowiki>}}

For all the agitation and violence, Chris has never clearly explained exactly ''why'' this particular alteration to this particular cartoon character makes him so furious. The closest he came to explaining his confrontational stance was in a June Facebook post:

{{quote|I only just heard and seen the ugly change a few weeks ago, and I had too many other [[Stress|stresses]] going on to act earlier.

Why do I feel this way?

The same reason why many people feel [[Chris and race|Michael Jackson should]][[Chris and reality| not have had to ]][[Chris and race|change his color]]. Would you want to change your skin detail, just for a "change of image" or an "insecurity of self-concept"?

I would not even [[Chris and death|commit suicide ever]], because of how low in self-confidence and self-esteem I have been feeling for YEARS. I'm going to eventually [[Chris and health|pass natural]].

So let's get Sonic's arm color changed back!}}

[[File:001-Christophers1stSonic.jpg|thumb|220px|Chris must ''really'' hate this drawing now.]]

He returned to the Michael Jackson analogy in November, arguing that "this Blue Arm Travesty is as Gosh Awful as Michael Jackson's whiteface thing!" He was careful to add, "Nothing personal against the Pop Star singer....And nothing personal against anyone of any Race or Color either."

While it is difficult to decipher Chris’s garbled sentences, it is clear that his fury is linked to his belief that Sonic, like all cartoon characters, [[Chris and reality|is real and lives in a parallel universe]]. Like many autistic people, Chris is very resistant to change, especially when it is forced upon him. Chris would not change (“commit suicide”) even in the face of tremendous hardship. Sonic, however, like the King of Pop, was forced to change for trivial reasons such as appealing to a broader audience. Sonic has been Chris’s lifelong hero with whom he identifies strongly, so he has taken this injustice very personally. Unfortunately, he falsely assumes that countless millions feel the same way.

At other times, however, Chris has latched onto the idea that the blue arms cause him "sensory overload." [[Sensory Overload|Sensory overload]] is a broad term simply meaning that the body reacts to overstimulation of a sense, but in autistics it generally refers to an abstract, specific sensory stimulus (such as blue arms) which the autistic person is simply unable to stand. However, if sensory overload were a real issue, all he would need to do is avoid Sonic Boom. Chris has never before complained about sensory overload, and damningly has gone so far as to ''draw blue-armed hedgehogs himself'' such as [[Chris and art|some depictions]] of [[Bubbles Rosechu]]. The truth is that Chris either believes that Sega is abusing his best friend, or he is using his [[autism]] as an attempt to [[chris_and_the_industry|manipulate the intentions of a multi-billion dollar worth company.]]

===Oh Noes, It's Got a Second Season!===
After discovering that the TV series was renewed for a second season, Chris posted on Facebook to complain about it again.

{{quotebox|5 December 2014

A Second Season of the ‪#‎SonicBoom‬ show with those, [[Stress sigh|UGH!!!]], Blue Arms?!!! Hell No!!!

Boycott ‪#‎CartoonNetwork‬ With Me!!! Refuse to Watch the channel!!! Refuse to go to their Website for Any Reason as well!!! And TELL THEM TO PULL THE DAMN CARTOON FROM THE AIR AND FORCE ‪#‎SEGA‬ TO RECOLOUR SONIC'S ARMS BACK IMMEDIATELY!!!

http://www.gamnesia.com/news/sonic-boom-cartoon-is-very-successful-second-season-confirmed

[[File:GamenesiaSonicBoom.jpg|220px]]}}

===Spreading the Good Word===
{{quotebox|5 December 2014

Also, Spreading the good word around; commenting and messaging others as I have? Copy/Paste the following short-but-direct message, with the link below:

SONIC'S ARMS ARE NOT BLUE, AND THEY SERIOUSLY CAUSE SENSORY OVERLOADS IN ME!!! SEGA NEEDS TO RECALL EVERYTHING SONIC BOOM AND CHANGE SONIC'S ARM COLOUR BACK IMMEDIATELY!!!

FOLLOW ME IN BOYCOTTING SONIC BOOM, UNTIL SEGA WISES UP, RECALLS EVERYTHING AND CHANGES HIS ARM COLOUR BACK, NOW!!!

Join My Group, [[FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!]], and Sign Our Petition NOW!!!

https://www.facebook.com/groups/fixSonicsArmsImmediatelySEGA/}}

===Greatest Mistake Ever===
{{quotebox|7 December 2014

Follow My Lead to Force SEGA to Wise Up and Fix Their Greatest Mistake Ever!!!}}

Chris later on posted a link to this post to his Facebook group:

{{quotebox|
EVERYONE! I am going to hand-write to SEGA about this matter, and I have just called their 1-800 number and left a message last night. I will call again middle of this coming week if they do not call me back.

I am urging everyone in the group to write and/or telephone SEGA as well, and INSIST and DEMAND upon them to Recall Everything Sonic Boom, including the cartoon and video games, and Change Sonic's Arm Colour Back Immediately!!!

Suggest for them to do the following:
-Recall ALL remaining stock of the Sonic Boom Games and Merchandise from ALL of the stores carrying them.
-On the eSHOPS, IMMEDIATELY change the initial software to reflect Sonic with his original Tan Colour Arms, as well ALL video and imagery therein on there.
-Replace ALL of their imagery and videos on their official websites and pages to reflect Sonic with the original tan colour arms as well.
-IMMEDIATELY create NEW game Cards, Discs AND Inserts with Sonic's original tan colour arms. And on the software, the arm colour MUST be there INITIALLY; BEFORE any downloaded Software Updates.
-INSTILL downloadable Software Updates for all of the already sold games to reflect Sonic Initially with tan colour arms as well.
-REMOVE the Sonic Boom Cartoon from the Television and Internet airwaves, and change ALL of the Season One Episodes for Sonic to have his Original Tan Colour Arms, and Initially make that default in ALL following Seasons of episodes, including the Second Season.
-AND They Must Announce this Recall and Update, As well as Apologies to Every Individual Person who Has Found Little to GREATEST Offense in the new Arm Colour, IMMEDIATELY, WORLDWIDE BROADCAST AND IN PRINTED MAGAZINES AND NEWSPAPERS EVERYWHERE!!!

Also, copy and paste the following true statement in your letters and telephone conversations:

"The very sight of Sonic's Blue Arms makes our ally, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, VA, suffer from consistent Sensory Overloads. Upon seeing them, his brain immediately shuts down into a momentary to lengthy (depending on how long he is forced to displeasingly endure the horrific sight) state of mental paralysis. Combined with his Autism, he only gets more angry as each day passes with this pair of blue arms still remains. Either the Change back to him having tan colored arms happens IMMEDIATELY, or he and our THOUSANDS to MILLIONS of allies in the Sonic the Hedgehog Loyal Fanbase will only get more Angry and Outraged to the point of coming right over there to your office and doing something Very Bad there."

Also, if somehow you have managed to receive a copy of either Sonic Boom game (no questions asked), you should SMASH the Game Disc and or Game Card, and enclose the pieces with your Letter to SEGA of America. To show them that we are Very Serious and Passionate towards Rectifying their mistake in changing Sonic's arm colour.

Below is their address, and Customer Support phone number; LET'S GIVE THEM HELL AND BACK IN FORCING THEM TO WISE UP AND CHANGE SONIC'S ARMS BACK IMMEDIATELY!!!

'''[REDACTED]'''

‪#‎SEGA‬
‪#‎SonicTheHedgehog‬
‪#‎SonicBoom‬
‪#‎Nintendo‬
‪#‎CartoonNetwork‬
‪#‎GameStop‬
‪#‎ToysRUs‬
‪#‎WalMart‬
‪#‎Target‬
‪#‎BestBuy‬
‪#‎WiiU‬
‪#‎Wii‬
‪#‎3DS‬
‪#‎DS‬
‪#‎DSi‬
‪#‎AmyRose‬
‪#‎Tails‬
‪#‎Knuckles‬
‪#‎Robotnik‬
‪#‎Eggman‬}}

===Pickle Joke===
[[File:Black man in pickle suit (1).jpg|thumb|right|The [[Man in the Pickle Suit]]'s reaction.]]
In Chris's new "FIX SONIC'S ARMS BACK" Facebook group, Chris posted about the pickle joke in the show, surprisingly being "neutral"
about it. Naturally, however, he eventually suspects it to be a [[Chris and his Ego|personal insult from SEGA]].
{{quotebox|10 December 2014

I know well I said not to talk about the show much, or post any spoilers. This time, though, I am willing to make this exception.

I have heard that in the show, Sonic ordered a sandwich with no pickles, but is served the sandwich with extra pickles. I feel neutral/indifferent about the joke. But my friend read a bit into it as a possible reference to myself, as well as a possible middle finger gesture to me from SEGA. Being Serious and Sincere, no sarcasm or jokes: what do y'all think/feel from this lame pickled vegetable joke? Answer in the comments of this post.}}

===For Christ's and God's Sake===
Chris shared another of SEGA's Facebook posts, this time about introducing the main character, and Chris as usual complained about his blue arms.
{{quotebox|12 December 2014

For [[Chris and religion|Christ's and God's]] Sake, PLEASe CHANGE HIS ARM COLOUR BACK IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!

[[File:SonicIntroduction.png|220px]]}}

===E-mail to SEGA===
On 11 [[December 2014]], CWCki user [[User:FromtheWordsofBR|FromtheWordsofBR]] jokingly sent an e-mail to Sega Customer Service under Chris's email, suggesting that they send him free copies of ''Sonic Boom'' for the [[HEXbox]]. Chris discovered this the next day, and proceeded to rage.<ref>http://kiwifarms.net/threads/2014-dec-12-chriss-e-mail-to-sega.6462/</ref>

{{quoteboxgreen|'''Ticket #137668: SONIC'S ARMS ARE. NOT BLUE!!!:'''
Hello,

Thank you for contacting Sega of America Customer Service. Your request (#137668) has been received, and is being reviewed by our support staff. Response times may vary, but typically you will hear back from us within the same business day. Our agents are on hand from 9AM to 5PM Pacific Standard Time, Monday through Friday (with the exception of US national holidays). Requests received over the weekend will be answered the following Monday.

To review the status of this request and add additional comments, follow the link below:

http://help.sega.com/requests/137668

You may also reply via email.}}
{{quotebox|
'''Chrischansonichu, Nov 20 00:07:'''
Listen, I DID NOT contact you initially with the message there. That was a HeXBox -Loving INTERNET TROLL PRETENDING TO BE ME.

But since I have your attention now, I will bring it up directly with you now. MONTHS NOW, Sonic's Arms Being Blue has SERIOUSLY BEEN BOTHERING ME! They have caused me sensory overload Every Time I see them! They Have To Be Changed Back Now!!! I have contacted SEGA via their Facebook page, as well as the Sonic the Hedgehog Facebook page. Please see attached screen cap photos.

PLEASE RECALL EVERYTHING SONIC BOOM RIGHT NOW AND CHANGE HIS ARM COLOUR BACK!!! Or I will Do Worse!!!

I am still Very Pissed Off that no one has Fixed the Monstrosity that is Changing Sonic's Arm Color! I am Boycotting the Sonic Boom Games and TV Show and the Toys, minus the two I bought to illustrate my point, and everything else of it.

FIX SONIC'S ARM COLOR NOW, or I CONTINUE TO RANT, RAVE, BOYCOTT AND COMPLAIN!!!!

SERIOUSLY!!! IF I FIND EITHER SONIC BOOM GAME ON ANY SHELVES IN THE STORES, WITH SONIC'S ARMS STILL BLUE, I WILL BE GOING SOO FUCKING CRAZY TO PREVENT EVERYONE FROM SEEING THE BLUE ARM MONSTROSITY!!!

DO YOU HEAR ME, SEGA?! I WOULD TOTALLY BOYCOTT A N CHANNEL AND ENCOURAGE EVERYONE ELSE TO DO THAT AS WELL!!!

WISE UP NOW AND RECALL EVERYTHING SONIC BOOM NOW, and maybe I would close the group and the petition and give y'all my money as well.

AND THIS IS MORE THAN JUST SOFTWARE UPDATES!!! YOU RECALL ALL OF THE WIIU AND 3DS GAMES, AND CHANGE THE ARM COLOURS IN THE GAME INSERTS, AND CHANGE THE ARM COLOURS IN THE INITIAL SOFTWARE DISCS AND CARTRIDGES, PRE-UPDATE!!!

AND PULL THE CARTOON AND CHANGE THE ARM COLOURS IN EVERY SINGLE EPISODE OF THE N SHOW!

AND RECALL ALL OF THE SONIC PLUSHES AND FIGURES FROM THE STORES, AND CHANGE HIS ARM COLOUR ON EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM AS WELL!!!

DO IT ALL NOW, OR THERE WILL BE SERIOUS SENSORY DAMAGE AND THEN SOME HELL TO PAY!!! }}

===The Forces of [[CWCville]] Besiege GameStop===
{{Main|26 December 2014}}

On 26 December, Chris broke several laws by entering a [[GameStop]] from which he had been banned, vandalizing a Sonic Boom display, and ''macing an employee'' who was calling security as Chris left the store. All of this was recorded by a presumably bewildered bystander, and was uploaded to Tumblr the next day. Within two days of his attack, Chris was incarcerated in Albemarle Regional Jail, then released on a $2,500 bail, with a hearing scheduled for early [[2015]].

===Sonic Boom for Christmas===
Phone chat log:
{{quotebox|26 December 2014

[MALE VOICE]: It's the uhh-the uhh- Sonic Boom game. [hand game to Chris]

CHRIS: Ok, I'll take it as a gift, thank you.

[MALE VOICE]: No problem man. I hope you enjoy it.

CHRIS: I'm hoping that they come out with an update where they change his arm color back.

[MALE VOICE]: Why-Why would they change his arm color?

CHRIS: Well, didn't you notice on the cover they did, it's. . . . . . .well, you look on his left arm. . . . .it's blue there.

[MALE VOICE]: Ohh. So he has blue arms?

CHRIS: Yeah. I really hate that change.

[MALE VOICE]: Ohh. What for?

CHRIS: Ehh. Just. . . . .too much. Just too drastic. It's like Michael Jackson changing his skin color.

[MALE VOICE]: Have, have you asked them, sent them any feedback, asked them to change it. . .

CHRIS: Yeah, yeah I did, when I first saw the TV trailer, the TV show trailer right before E3. They just pretty much swept me under the rug and blocked me from their facebook.

[MALE VOICE]: Why would they do that?

CHRIS: Well, they did. And also, I've been repetitive, like, "Sonic's arms are not freakin' blue". And. . . .yeah, I have threatened them like, you know, if you don't change his arms back. . . . .

[MALE VOICE]: What did you say? What did you threaten them with?

CHRIS: Life threats. Like you know, I took a- I had bought a plush of the new sonic with the blue arms, and I covered his new arms with flesh colored Crayola Model Magic, and I like took a couple of photographs of me holdin' it, and I'm like pulling his arms off, and I said, you better do it, or I will, parentheses, not, tear his arms off.

[MALE VOICE]: So you made life threats against Sega then?

CHRIS: Well, ehh, not in the direct sense.

[MALE VOICE]: You mean that you threatened to kill them?

CHRIS: No.

[MALE VOICE]: No? Well, I mean, you said life threats, so. . . . . . . .it sounds like you're really passionate about it.

CHRIS: Yes I am.

[MALE VOICE]: Well, I mean, Sonic, his arms were uhh, flesh colored before that, right?

CHRIS: Yeah.

[MALE VOICE]: So, I mean, can't you just ignore the blue armed Sonic?

CHRIS: I can- I can- it's just too much. Every time I look at the blue arms, even in anything related to the games which they show on cartoon network, I see the blue arms, I go into sensory overload and get really, really,
more pissed off.

[MALE VOICE]: Yeah. Chris, when these cyberbullies first started attacking you, and stuff like that, you got pissed off then, right?

CHRIS: Yeah.

[MALE VOICE]: . . . and it ended up being a bad thing when you reacted, right?

CHRIS: Yeah, but except, I'm not reacting to a troll attack, I'm reacting to something which has been done. Like a, like a, presidential decision that has gone really wrong. Like, let's say Obama's. . . . .life-care thing?

[MALE VOICE]: Obamacare. The health-care thing. So you're anti-Obamacare then?

CHRIS: Well, uhh, I'm not one hundred percent, I have heard about uhh, hmmmm, uhh, I don't remember exactly-but-or how to phrase it, but I have the gist of it.
}}

===Chris (Still) Blames Everyone Else for His Problems(Wait, Did We Say Still? We Meant Always)===
{{quotebox|5 [[January 2015]]
I have been on the move, with the heavy listings and transport back to my original house, and still sorting, organizing and all. I also have been at a Lack of WiFi and Internet access since last Wednesday. The only internet I have at home here is on the 3G on my phone.

I have been very busy and very stressed. And should anyone give me a difficult time during my outings resulting in turning my day bad with the verbal attacks and threats to my person, I Will Defend Myself, and only retaliate when absolutely necessary. I Would even spray myself.

I Sincerely Wish people would positively Like me, yet I am unable to change their minds. And if I Have to defend myself to get any respect as an individual person, then it is THEIR Fault for frightening me into that defensive stance.

‪#‎SEGA‬ will definitely hear of the Earlier Incident as well.
}}

===Green Irises Are Better Than Blarms===
{{quotebox|6 January 2015

Anyhow, someone SHOULD definitely send word to SEGA of America and Japan of my recent misfortunes resulting from the seed event of Sonic's Arm Colour being changed. Had they Not changed the arm colour, No one would have attacked me they way He had, followed by the warning spray of the pepper from my own fears and paranoia in self-defense. And I would have no reason to Protest the way I have.
This series of incidents definitely tops what's-his-name's whatever-he-did when they gave Sonic Green Irises for his eyes. THE green irises were an improvement; the Blue Arms are just Painful and Horrific.
}}

===Sega Forced Chris to Attack===
{{quotebox|8 January 2015
[http://kiwifarms.net/threads/fb-1-8-chris-hates-sega-for-forcing-him-to-attack-somebody.6979/]

}}

===Boycott the Yarms===
{{quotebox|10 January 2015
[http://kiwifarms.net/threads/fb-1-10-15-sonichus-arms-are-not-yellow.7009/]

}}

===The Seed Event===
{{quotebox|10 January 2015
Ugh!!! I Fucking Hate These People for continuing to allow the damn blue arms to exist! And I fucking hate them for changing the arm colour in the first place and ultimately from that damn seed event, force me to be attacked, having to defend myself, and forcing me to spend a weekend in jail!

}}

===Chris Rages On===
{{quotebox|12 January 2015

Off my rocker?! How Dare She? My Protest was Sound, Valid and Meant to be Good. And she completely ignores that on the day I had to defend myself from that Ass Manager, HE VERBALLY ATTACKED AND OFFENDED ME. And I had no idea of what other pains and stresses He was capable of doing, and I did not want him following me either. You All Do Not Understand my Fragile Mind, nor do Any of You All have Any Caring Nor Understanding to Leave a mentally scarred, damaged and flawed individual like me Be and At Personal Peace of Mind. BUT HELL NO! YOU ALL KEEP ON STRESSING ME MORE AND CAUSING PLEASANT DAYS GONE BAD ON ME. Especially MOST OF EVERY LAST MALE IN THIS WORLD; All of you are nothing but immature, borish, uncouth, and damned Neanderthals. It is no wonder why a lot of Women detest the lot of you, and why I am Most Disgusted and Ashamed to have been forced to be born a damned member of your Male Gender. Hmpf!
}}

===Chris Gives Up and Continues On at the Same Time===
{{quotebox|13 January 2015

This is in response to the post below this one about the so-called list of my purchased Nintendo software. Direct to the point: I have sincerely NEVER purchased either Sonic Boom game. The 3DS game, however, was actually Hand Given to me as a Gift from my ex-girlfriend, Catherine's Cousin, Al, after out bowling outing in Early December, 2014; Last Month.
I have registered the 3DS card through my [[Club Nintendo]] account, and explicitly told them in the survey that game Was Gifted to me; I Had Not Purchased it, period. And I Had shortly after received a copy of the Wii U Game In the Mail. I had disposed of the envelope, because there was no return address. I Would have registered that as well, but there as NO Club Nintendo code enclosed. I have Never booted or played either game, and I certainly never have inserted either card or disc into any of my handhelds or consoles at all ever. And to spare having it quoted in the comments below this point, or in any future comments and posts in this group or on my page: Being Gifted the thing you are protesting against against your initial will, regardless of acceptance out of being polite or whatever, it does NOT Change my position or aynthing integral of the Protest that I Have personally started and still am working towards the cause, period.

SEGA!!! CHANGE SONIC'S ARM COLOUR BACK IMMEDIATELY!!! YOUR BLUE ARMS HAVE HURT NOT ONLY ME IN A NUMBER OF GREAT WAYS, BUT COUNTLESS OTHER PEOPLE (GREATER THAN A THOUSAND INDIVIDUALS) AS WELL!!! YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR LACK OF RECALL AND CORRECTIONS!!!}}

Here, Chris is referencing this[http://kiwifarms.net/threads/2015-01-13-nintendo-employee-reveals-details-of-chriss-nintendo-transactions.7042/] Cwcki Forums article; apparently he lurks the forums frequently.

===Something Important===
{{quotebox|15 January 2015
I have something important to share of importance. After the incident on the 26th, on the court date on the 29th, the judge had documented that neither I, nor Any local GameStop stores or employees, come near or contact each other. I Have not contacted or visited any of them, but the day after on the 30th, One of them called My Cell Phone, TWICE, on the 30th, the day after that court date. I have Not listened to either of their messages; I had marked both of them "As Read". They both were just automatically removed from my voicemail list. But I screen capped the details from my phone a few days ago. I've had the numbers of the four GameStops, for any inquiries I had to make in the past.

Anyhow, They have violated the Court Rules there.

}}

===Kengle the Troll===
{{quotebox|19 January 2015
[http://kiwifarms.net/threads/2015-jan-19-kengle-trolls-chris-with-blue-arms-purchase.7218/]
}}

===You Dropped a Glitterbomb on Me, Baby===
[[File:GlitterbombNotice.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's hatred for something so minor becomes greatly unhealthy.]]
On 30 January 2015, a document was leaked onto the [[CWCki Forums]], revealing that Chris has taken one step above macing employees and is ''threatening to glitterbomb'' Sega's American headquarters. Initially thought to be work done by weens, forum member Marvin eventually stood up and confirmed this actually as Chris's doing. The letter reads:

{{quotebox|SEGA of America Inc. 350 Rhode Island St, Suite 400 San Francisco, CA 94103
'''For Every Week Sonic the Hedgehog's arms remain blue in the "Sonic Boom" Video Games AND TV Cartoon Show, and that you all at SEGA continue to NOT Public Announce your apology for the change as well as RECALLING Everything of this Sonic Boom to change Sonic's Arm Colour Back Immediately on Television, Newsprint and Internet Posts and Videos, you all will receive a sparkling mess. And to stop this glittery combination from coming in, you WILL Change Sonic the Hedgehogs Arm Colour back immediately in EVERYTHING Sonic Boom, including PULLING the cartoon from Cartoon Network to change the arm colour back in EVERY SINGLE EPISODE of the show.'''

'''Thank you.'''}}

The document reveals that Chris refuses to stop committing acts of battery unless a multimedia company gives in to a 30-year-old manchild's threats. It also shows his complete lack of knowing what glitterbombing actually ''is''. To glitterbomb someone is to dump or throw glitter on your opponent in public (such as [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7uZ4q-7y2M when some guy with a box of Cheez-Its came up to Newt Gingrich and dumped glitter on him]), ''not'' sending envelopes with glitter inside. To send envelopes with glitter inside is simply known as "[http://shipyourenemiesglitter.com/ shipping enemies glitter]".

===Weighing In on the Protests===
{{quotebox|2 Febuary 2015
Hey [REDACTED],
I saw that video and absolutely agree 100% that Chris was unjustified in his actions. I would have supported the employee whipping his ass to be honest. I think Chris needs to go to jail, he has never been held accountable for his actions. Destruction of property, assault, etc are serious stuff. He needs counseling and professional services that I think without incarceration he will never receive.
I'm glad that the Cwiki is no longer what it was in its incarnation, he was using it as an excuse for his behavior, and now can't use it as a fallback on to his issues.
I really have little defense for Christian for what hes been doing, but I hope he can come out a better person.
}}

===Chris's Ego Butts In!===
After hearing about Sega downsizing to focus on PC and Mobile games, Chris [[Chris and reality|thought]] that [[Chris and his Ego|he had a hand in it through his boycott]]:
{{quotebox|2 February 2015
Regardless of SEGA downsizing, Which I feel our boycotting has brought into play, we Have made SEGA take notice of their Mistake in changing Sonic's Arm Color among this term of events. And THEY still CAN create and distribute Downloadable Update Data for BOTH Sonic Boom Games to change his Arm Color Back at the very least.}}

===Sonic Boom: Fire & Ice===
After the sequel to the first ''Sonic Boom'' game was announced, Chris immediately showed his disapproval on Facebook. He even threatened [[Best Buy]] to not sell the game unless they change Sonic's arm color back, and still firmly believes that Sega was the one who got him thrown briefly into prison. He then claimed that he will beat up Sega producers [[Omar Woodley]] and Stephen Froat because of the blue arms.

{{quotebox|9 [[June 2015]]
Hell no!!! Still with the blue arms?!!! Ugh! SEGA, Does my Protest and Jail Time And Court Trouble Result NOT Resonate with you at all? Don't Y'all EVER FREAKING LISTEN AND LEARN?!!!!}}

[[File:Omar woodley threat.jpeg|300px|thumb|right|His post before he edited in Stephen Froat.]]
{{quotebox|[[File:SonicBoomFireAndIce.jpg|thumb|225px|right|The picture he included with this post.]]9 June 2015
Bring to me, in person, the ones called Omar Woodley and Stephen Frost, So I can tell to their faces of my Plights and Troubles I Went and Had to Go Through, Because of the Sensory Overloading Horrific Arm Colour Change that should NEVER HAVE HAPPENED. And then, let me Kick and Beat Them Up upon further refusal to change the arm Colour back to tan in Everything Sonic Boom!

Damn and F*** Olmar Woodley and Stephen Frost!!!}}

On the same day, Chris proceeded to post this:

{{quotebox|[[File:SonicNoArms (pic only).jpg|thumb|right|This waste of [[money]] resulted in Chris's [[white knights]] refusing to help him.]]
9 June 2015
I protested peacefully and bold; I get banned from the local Four GameStops, and rebanned from Fashion SquareI ended up in jail for a weekend, along with court troubles; someone got a mild amount of pepper spray.

Time healed me some and I was recovering and doing better. Now, ANOTHER BLUE ARMED GAME IS BEING MADE?!!!

‪#‎SEGA‬ has ruined a peaceful, pleasant life for me again. It is Payback Time!

‪#‎SonicBoom‬
‪#‎FixSonicsArmsImmediatelySEGA‬}}

===Give Me 10 Good Reasons, I Need to Know===
{{quotebox|12 June 2015
If SEGA can give me Ten valid Reasons (with at lease One Good Reason) to justify the arm colour change (no less), NOT counting to "Modernize" Sonic or to make Sonic "appealing to the younger generations", I may reconsider.}}

===The End?===
{{quotebox|2 October 2015
This is the Final Update for this Protest Group.

Regardless of circumstances and bad outcomes/tidings, it is confirmed that Sonic's arms Will be back to their original colour in the next Sonic Game: Sonic & Mario at the Rio 2016 Olympic Games.

After this visual confirmation, I have found solace and satisfaction for the ending result.

I wish to thank every person who Actually helped in the protest against the blue arms in the Sonic Boom games, cartoon and all of that.

We have found success in our protest. It is good.}}

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{{quote|No burglar would ever want anything in this house.|Chris, being surprisingly ([[Manchester High Leaks|almost]]) modest.<ref>[[Mailbag 44#No burglar would steal Chris's stuff|Mailbag 44]]</ref>}}

{{quote|Number 14 was aflame in '14. LOL
|[[December 2016 Facebook posts|Chris]], on the two-year anniversary of his [[Destruction Of Chris's House|house fire]].
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[[File:14bc1.jpg|thumb|The house in 2012.]]
[[Image:ChrisHouseMap.jpg|thumb|Aerial shot of the house.]]

'''14 Branchland Court''', [[Ruckersville, VA]] — the last bastion of [[autism]]. This is the vile lair of [[Christian Weston Chandler]], his mother [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]], [[Christopher's name change|Christopher's ghost]], [[Clover and Snoopy]], and the surviving [[Chandler cats]]. It was a white two-storey house with dark red trimming (which faded to ivory and pink respectively) with three bedrooms on the outskirts of Ruckersville, although since its renovation has been repainted in beige with dark green shutters. The property is near the intersection of Branchland Court and Westwood Drive, facing northwest. The house is just past the local trailer park, and nestled in a lower middle class suburban community. Built in [[Pre-1980#1970s|1977]], and with no major work done since [[1986]],<ref>[[:File:14BranchlandCourt.png]]</ref> the house shows its age with its tacky fake shutters and vinyl siding. As a result of its dated look, in addition to the decaying gardens and overgrown yard, it has done a number on local property values.{{cite}}

As of [[March 2009]], all space not used for walking or sleeping appeared to be packed full of junk. However, in earlier pictures (those of [[Chris]]'s twentieth birthday [2002], for instance), the house seemed reasonably tidy. In his [[Tour of Christian's House|video tour]], Chris also keeps referring to the fact that "things got cluttered," suggesting that the house has grown fuller and fuller in the past decade. "Clutter" is, of course, a grievous understatement; the entire house is packed with garbage. Its former living room is unusable, with junk filling the entire space and reaching within two feet of the ceiling. Similarly, other rooms are full of junk, but rather than solid, impassable slabs of filth like in the living room, there are small crevices with chairs, TVs, and other furnishings.

[[THAT IS MY HOUSE]] revealed that Chris's parents were aware of the alarming implications of the house's condition (with the junk being both a health hazard and a fire hazard), and fear that [[Tour of Christian's House|Chris's video tours]] may elicit the attention of the [http://www.vdh.virginia.gov/LHD/ThomasJefferson/ Health Department of Greene County] resulting in their home being condemned. In the wake of Bob making that remark, [[weens]] made several calls to the health department in hopes of spurring such a process into action, but their efforts proved fruitless.

Chris [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8|claimed]] to have put forth some effort towards cleaning up the house in early 2010, but the "back-breaking" tasks he describes amount to simple maintenance, like vacuuming and scrubbing the floors. He talks about this as if he is making great progress in fixing the disaster area that is 14 Branchland Court, but his efforts seemed to amount to little more than preventing his [[Vivitheg's AIM chat|slipping on cat shit]] on a regular basis. [[Barb]] apparently threatened to throw him out of the house if he were to attempt to dispose of some of her hoard of useless shit.<ref>[[Kacey Call 10]]</ref>

Chris also claimed that Bob used to use a computer, but Barbara bought an enormous amount of crap from Goodwill, blocking off the computer. Whether or not Barb did it to stop Bob from using the computer is unknown, but at any rate he did.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 8|Jackie Chat #8]]</ref>

In [[Rocky Shoemaker call|a phone call]] to [[Rocky Shoemaker]] in 2011, it was revealed that 14 Branchland Court was infested, and that the parasitic infestation caused [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] to be "covered in bug bites" before his death from heart disease.

On 10 January 2014, Chris reported that the house had sustained major structural damage from an [[Destruction_Of_Chris's_House|early-morning house fire]] following an electrical shortage. Chris, Barb, the dogs, Lucy the cat, and other possessions made it out safely, and they spent about a year in a [[Rental House|rental house]] which they predictably completely trashed.

On December 6, 2014, Chris had announced on Facebook that 14 Branchland Court had been renovated and that he and his mother would be moving back in. Although Chris was temporarily detained in jail after his misadventure on [[26 December 2014]], he was later released on bail and moved back into his house in January 2015.

==History==
Chris lived at 14 Branchland Court from his birth (24 February [[1982]]) until his family moved him to the Richmond area, some distance away, in order to escape the [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|Greene County]] Public School system's attempts to pull him out of mainstream schools. After the move, which took place in fall [[1992]], Chris and his father lived in the Richmond suburbs while his mother held the fort in Ruckersville so she could continue working for the local electric power authority until retirement. Barbara joined them after retiring a few years later.

The Chandlers moved back to the Ruckersville house in [[2000]] after Chris graduated [[high school]]. In [[100 2178|a video]] released in [[May 2010]], Chris claims that his family tried and failed to sell the house at some point, and would have stayed in the Richmond suburbs if they had been able to find a buyer. Chris naturally attributes the house's failure to sell to a conspiracy between local realtors and the Greene County school system, but as this article explains, it probably went unsold for more practical reasons.

The original number of the house was '''46 Branchland Court''' - it is mentioned in sources pre-2000, such as [[A Week With Christian Chandler]] and [[Cole Smithey]]'s postcard to Barbara in 1994. It was changed to 14 sometime after 2000.

==The Tour==
{{main|Tour of Chris's House}}
{{quote|if Clyde thought my room is a mess, he should see the rest of my house; my family has a LOT of clutter from small things in boxes to furniture. [...] You don't need to feel surprised from the mess of my family, my mother got her things one at a time while "it was a bargain".|Chris to [[Julie]]<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 5]]</ref>}}
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[[Image:CWCHouse.jpg|thumb|right|Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.]]

In two videos uploaded on 27 [[March 2009]], Chris provided a tour of his house and the property that it's on. Like his own room, Chris's entire house is a disaster area. Several rooms are so cluttered that Chris cannot enter them.

What follows is a brief description of the rooms and other areas of 14 Branchland Court.

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===First floor===
[[File:0012-BobbyReading.jpg|thumb|250px|Bob in the family room.]]
In the north corner is what Christian mystifyingly describes as "the [[music]] room", which is primarily the domain of [[Barbara Chandler]], who frequently sleeps there. A small bathroom is directly in front of the stairs leading up to the front door. On the other end of a short hallway is the utility room, in which the family keeps a refrigerator in addition to the usual washer and dryer. The family room (possibly in the west corner) had been claimed by the late [[Bob Chandler]], who apparently slept there as well. If Chris's parents ever had, or used, dedicated bedrooms in the house, they have yet to be filmed.

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===Second floor===
[[Image:411-CWCWeekP5 crop 2.jpg|thumb|right|[[Barbara]] moving Chris's earthly possessions from [[Richmond]] back to the living room in April [[2000]]. The junk was already amassing.]]

[[Chris's room]] is in the north corner of the second floor. Across the hallway, near the east corner, is a filthy bathroom, which apparently has not been cleaned in years, as implied by the layers of dark brown/green mold growing in the shower and the peeling of the veneer on the cabinetry. The kitchen and dining area are apparently near the southern corner and southwestern wall. The computer Chris uses for Internet access seems to be in this part of the house, as is a Christmas tree left up year-round. Tellingly, Chris has actually photographed himself with [[Officer Nasty]] and [[sex toys|dildos]] in the kitchen, and has even [[mass debating|mass debated]] here over a webcam feed. This implies that Snorlax (and Bob, when he was still with us) never actually leave the areas in which they sleep and spend their days there, leaving Chris free to do [[sex tape|whatever he wants]] undisturbed. The living room, filled with garbage to the point of uselessness, is across the stairway from Chris's room. Though since renovations, it is likely used as Chris's [[Work Room|work room]] for storing toys and shooting videos.

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===Yard===
[[File:Dreaming studio.png|thumb|Dreaming studio of Mr. C and Little C. Where dreams do come true - 1989.]]

In earlier pictures (when Chris was slimmer and he had yet to start his [[Love Quest]]), we can see that the Chandlers' yard used to be quite lush and beautiful, with a variety of flowers planted around the area, the grass clipped, and trees healthy. Many people speculate that over the years, Chris's parents got too old or too lazy to care for their garden, leaving the area neglected.

The yard now consists of some simple crossed wood planters near the curb and some small shrubs and trees out front. The plants in the planters have long since died. The backyard contains a shed and a small platform leading to a back entrance. The shed is full of shit, most notably a car, and was once the place where [[Bob]] would tinker with machines. At one point, when Chris was a boy, the shed was known as the "dreaming studio of Mr. C and Little C," and Bob would try to teach Chris how to build things - although Chris could not recollect what they had built.<ref>[[IRL Tour of 14 Branchland Court]]</ref> After that, there are some trees and the pen where [[Patti]] once played. Her [[Father Call|5-10 ton doghouse]] still stands, and she is buried nearby. At some point, a tree branch fell on the grave. Being lazy, Chris cannot summon the strength to pick the damn thing up.

The Chandlers were known to possess at least two riding lawn mowers. Chris whined about using one in the [[Father Call]]. Barb bought a new mower - a Craftsman Riding Lawn Tractor - for $1,400, on 26 October 2011;<ref>http://cwcki.club/index.php?threads/fb-1-21-17-moving-forward-still-wants-to-sell-the-lawn-tractor.725/page-2#post-7223</ref> five years later, she attempted to sell it on [[Craigslist]] for $595. The second mower is presumably the one seen in photos of the yard after the house fire, as the listing includes the tarp that is seen covering it. The mower had been so inactive that Chris noted the old gas would need to be replaced.

As of [[February 2012]], the yard has been completely obscured by trash, junked cars, and [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|God knows what else]]. In 2013, a troll passing Chris's house in his car uploaded [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwZKGe4BOSE a video], showing the front yard almost completely covered by an untrimmed lawn, in addition to the above.

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==The Tour II: Electric Hedgehog Boogaloo==
{{main|Tour of Chris's House II}}

In 2013, a video was leaked by [[Alec Benson Leary]] showing the state of Chris's home since the last tour he gave in 2009. Needless to say, especially in light of eyewitness reports of his front yard in 2012, the house became even ''more'' of a mess in the following years. Whereas Chris had at least ''some'' room to maneuver in the 2009 Tour Video, here, the passageways have become so narrow and jam-packed that even he complains about all of the clutter being in his way. The kitchen, in particular, has become an unsightly mess- the Chandlers apparently couldn't be half-assed to put away their groceries, so it's strewn all over the place. The living room, already an ocean of rubbish, has gotten worse, with the accumulated clutter now towering over Chris to the point where he has to stretch to get footage of it. The bathroom hasn't been cleaned since the [[ShowerClean|last video Chris released of him cleaning it]] - and he even admits so himself in the video.

Even the stairs of his home have become cluttered with nonsense such as Christmas ornaments, boxes and bags, which could spell disaster if Chris or [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]] have to evacuate the premises. Also notable is the fact that every so often, Chris can be observed picking up random pieces of garbage from the floor as well.

In [[Chris and his Ego|typical Chris-Chan fashion]], he describes his room as "the cleanest of the whole house", despite it having unsightly masses of clothes everywhere and even an unmade bed that he couldn't be bothered to at least straighten up before making this ill-advised video.

When he steps outside, he basically confirms what trolls have documented as early as 2012: that his lawn is ''completely'' overgrown to the point where it has utterly consumed one of the structures in his yard. Also unsurprising is the fact that after Bob's death, the garden shed has been completely abandoned.

Given his commentary, it ''almost'' seemed like Chris acknowledges that he has kept his home in a very unacceptable condition....right until he blames [[Bob Chandler|his]] [[Barbara Chandler|parents]] for being "hoarders" and [[Chris_and_remorse#Shifting_blame|totally shifting blame away from himself]], ''despite'' being the "man" of the house.

By this time, the bug infestation appears to have been gotten rid of, or at least contained. It was stated before that the infestation was so bad that Chris was confined to his room in order to avoid getting bitten, but in this video, no bugs are seen and Chris makes no mention of them.

==Destruction of the Chandler Household==

[[Image:14 Branchland Court on Fire - Copy.jpg|thumb|right|Witness image of 14 Branchland Court on fire. On Facebook, Chris blamed Keurig for causing the fire, but later let slip in an email that it was plugged into a "heavy-duty" extension cord in the basement bathroom.]]

On 10 January 2014, a [[Destruction_Of_Chris's_House|fire broke out]] at the Chandler household. According to Chris, this was caused by a worn extension cord plugged into a coffee machine, which sparked and started the blaze. Chris, his mother, the beagles and Lucy (one of the cats) made it out safely, surprising when you consider how much clutter was obstructing the stairways. The firefighters could not effectively navigate the house through either door, and were forced to enter through the windows. Sadly, one of the cats (revealed to be Scamper by Chris in February 2016) perished in the fire, and was later buried in the backyard.

The Chandlers escaped with little more than the clothes on their backs. Chris wrote that he was able to take his wallet, medication for his mother, some clothes, and his iPhone. The day after the fire, he and his mother were allowed to reenter the structure, and he learned to his relief that many of his personal possessions, including his games, his computers, and his artwork, had survived. His [[Lego]] [[high school]] was partially melted. Chris was also observed on [[Miiverse]] shortly after the fire, suggesting that he managed to save his [[Nintendo]] 3DS or Wii U at some point. However, it can be assumed that much of the hoard suffered fire, smoke, and/or water damage.

As completely tragic as this incident was, it did not come as much of a surprise, given Barbara's hoarding and Chris's unwillingness or inability to control his mother's compulsions or properly clean. As pointed out by quite a few concerned people, the house had ''always'' been a health and safety hazard, and it was only a matter of time before disaster struck. Sadly, Chris was unable or unwilling to act on this well-meaning advice, and, as a result, reaped what he and his family had sown.

Chris and his mother stayed at a [[Rental House|rental house]] for most of 2014 as repairs to 14 Branchland Court were made. They also rented a storage locker. For reasons which are not entirely clear, the renovation of the house took much longer than anticipated. Nevertheless, the worst fears, that the house would be condemned or the renovations would not be finished, were unrealized. In December 2014 and January 2015, the Chandlers moved back in.

==Return of the Chandler Household==
[[File:14bc215.jpg|thumb|left|A renovated 14BC.]]

On the 6th of December, 2014, Chris announced on [[Facebook]] that his home had finally been repaired, and he would be moving back in near the start of the [[2015|new year]]. While some are hopeful that Chris would learn from this experience, take better care of his home and not cause it to be the clusterfucked fire hazard it was last time, it ''really'' doesn't seem hopeful, [[Autism|given]] [[Barb|certain]] [[Chris_and_health#Living_conditions|factors]].

Ever a busy man, Chris managed to fit a [[26 December 2014|run-in with the law on Boxing Day, followed by two days in jail]] into his moving schedule. Once he was released on bond on 29 December, Chris was shortly back to complaining about having a "Charlie Horse [sic]" from moving his mother's hoard back to the house. Because, you know, that was his main concern, rather than his impending trial in February. Naturally, it doesn't seem to have crossed his mind that, being a repeat offender, he might not get to enjoy his renovated house for long.

After Chris' second hearing in April started and finished half an hour early, and they failed to make it in, the Christorians who took it upon themselves to attend decided to make the most of their visit and go on a tour of and take photos of the major places in Chris' life, including 14 Branchland Court. Their photographs showed that the Chandler headquarters have been modernized, and no longer looks like ''total'' shit. This is partially due to the modernized exterior, and partially due to most of the hoard still being in storage. Photographs also showed some sort of outhouse in the backyard raised off the ground, and currently full of the hoard.

===Current state===
[[File:Sonic Totem and More.png|thumb|250px|A room filled with what is presumably Barb's hoard.]]
In the few years after having the house rebuilt, the Chandlers' negligence and hoarding is slowly turning it back to its filthy, cluttered past.

One of the bathrooms apparently has a clogged shower drain,<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/October_2017_tweets#Clogged_shower_drain</ref> possibly stuffed up with Chris's seaweed [[hair]]. HIs solution was to pour Liquid Plumber into it and whine that every house should have two bathtubs.

<center><gallery>
File:Eid, Pmurt, Eid!!! original.mp400001.png|The carpet
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Other changes:

*The [[kitchen]], formerly inaccessible, can be used for cooking. Chris also decided to use it as a sperm storage unit.

*Chris's [[bedroom]] is now on the first floor, his former room being used for storage.

*The downstairs living room, formerly full of Barb's hoard, is Chris's toy-filled [[Work Room]].

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==Mortgage==
There is a large mortgage on the property, which is a significant factor in the [[Financhu Crisis]]. As of 31 August 2016, the amount owed is '''$115,000''', according to Chris<ref>[[August 2016 Facebook posts#Who wants to pay our mortgage?!]]</ref>.

Research by Christorians indicated the following:

*There is a '''second mortgage''' on the property, for more than the property is actually worth.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/yt-11-21-help-please.25958/page-12#post-1900319</ref>
*There was a Deed of Trust filed in April 2009 for $130,000.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/yt-11-21-help-please.25958/page-11#post-1896956</ref>
*The company that issued the mortgage was originally [https://www.suntrust.com/ SunTrust Bank], and then SunTrust initiated a mortgage transfer to [https://seterus.com/ Seterus]. Monthly payments are around $800.<ref>[[April 2017 Facebook posts|Whining about the mortgage]]</ref>
*It's estimated that they have a 30-year mortgage with a 5% interest rate.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/yt-11-21-help-please.25958/page-12#post-1901342</ref>

Prior to 2016, Chris mentioned a mortgage twice.
*In February 2009, he stated in [[Mumble 4]] that "they do not have a mortgage on it."
*In [[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Hmmph!|a post from August 2014]], he said, "I pay the monthly mortgage which kills most of my [[Monthly Tugboat|monthly]]."

==Neighbors==
The Chandlers have had many interactions with neighbors.

*[[Sarah Nicole Hammer]] was one of Chris's neighbors when they were children.

*In the aftermath of the [[Destruction of Chris's house]], a neighbor allowed Chris and Barb to stay with them temporarily.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/January_2014_Facebook_Posts#FIRE.21</ref>

*Barb once tried to steal a neighbor's dog which had slipped out of its collar, but was forced to return it when the neighbor showed up at their door.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Clover_and_Snoopy#Stealing_a_Neighbor.27s_Dog</ref>

*At some point in 2014, a deeply paranoid Chris told of a feud - likely imagined - with a preteen neighbor whom he had suspected of stealing his old homework and passing it in for credit. According to Chris, the Chandlers (Barb and Chris) contacted Animal Control on the neighbor's cat and had it put to sleep, after it had scratched Chris. The neighbors allegedly retaliated by training a snake to invade 14 Branchland Court, egging the house and stealing some items.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Catherine_E-mails#Chris_the_Cat-Killer</ref>

*In 2015, Chris uploaded [[A few kicks]], a video of him kicking a soccer ball around in his yard. At one point, the ball enters the road and Chris gives chase. He abruptly stops once the ball enters a neighbor's driveway, possibly meaning that he had been told not to go on that property without permission.

*In 2017, one of Chris's cats, [[Sorbet]], was injured while outside and ended up under a neighbor's gutter.<ref>[[May_2017_Facebook_posts]]</ref>

==Mail==
{{quote|Hand-Written and Hand-Drawn Submissions are also accepted, ONLY addressed to: Christian Weston Chandler 14 Branchland Ct. Ruckersville, VA 22968. ALL letters addressed to any NAME other than "Christian Weston Chandler" or "Christopher Weston Chandler", will be Immediately disposed of with Paper Recyling, or be "Returned to Sender" with a frown face on it. ALL Visually Grotesque, Shocking and Offensive art works and letters will be disposed of properly as well.|Chris on contacting him, [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=CWCipedia:Copyrights CWCipedia]|2=[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=CWCipedia:Copyrights CWCipedia copyright page]}}

If you would like to send a letter to Christian, or perhaps mail his mother some of the many [[nudes|NOODZ]] he has posted on the Internets in recent times, you can contact him at:

:''Christian Weston Chandler,''
:''14 Branchland Court,''
:''[[Ruckersville, VA|Ruckersville]],'' [[Virginia|VA]] 22968-9545,''
:''[[United States of America]]''

'''NOTE:'''
:Based on previous experience with mail, it is likely that one of two things will happen to the letter should you choose to send it;
*It will be intercepted by Chris, who apparently takes his mother's mail on a regular basis.
*Barb will receive it and dismiss it as old news. Reports show that she has read some of the letters, seen everything in them before, and ignored them accordingly.

==Visiting==
[[File:House-fail-bursting-at-the-seams.jpg|thumb|The possible current state of 14 Branchland Court.]]

When occupied by the Chandlers, visits to 14 Branchland Court, at least until Chris inherits the house and trades the deed to it for magic beans, are ill-advised. Harassing the Chandlers at their house is not only the paragon of [[ween]] behavior, ''it is also a criminal offense'' and will probably result in you getting arrested. Chris and especially Barb shouldn't have to contend with the troll horde within the sanctum of their own home. We shouldn't have to be saying it at this point, but '''do not visit 14 Branchland Court to troll Chris or Barb'''.

Unless, of course, you ''are'' personally invited. To date, Chris has extended personalized invitations to [[Clyde Cash]], [[Liquid Chris]], the staff of [[Asperchu#Asperpedia|Asperpedia]], [[Catherine]] and pretty much anybody that has ever thought ill of Chris to come to his house, so that he might [[Death threats|murder them]]. To date, none of them has taken him up on his offer. The scenario of such a meeting would likely be reminiscent of the [[hooker incident]], wherein the police would be promptly summoned whilst Chris hides, crying, behind his mother.

==Chris and his address==
Giving away one's home address on the Internet is generally considered unwise. Possibly Chris didn't realize this, or perhaps he realizes that [[trolls]] have so thoroughly and permanently violated his privacy that attempting to preserve it is a lost cause. In any case, he has publicly announced his home address on a number of occasions, in YouTube videos and elsewhere.

* Shortly after 21 July 2009, when [[CChanSonichuCWC]] released a video promoting his ''Sonichu'' merchandise, Chris posted his address in a YouTube comment in hopes of a physical confrontation with the "impostor".
* On 14 August 2009, in the video [[NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!|"NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!"]], Chris rattled off his address as a way of attempting to prove his identity.
* He did the same thing in his [[CWC Public Disclaimer]], also released on 14 August 2009.
* On 23 November 2009, in the [[CWC_Personal_Sonichu_Presentation|''Sonichu'' Presentation]], Chris provided his address (as well as his home and mobile phone numbers) in hopes of attracting investment in his comic book characters.
* On 15 January 2010, Chris released a [[15 January 2010|video]] where he summoned the creators of the Asperpedia to his home address for a confrontation.
* On 27 August 2010, Chris gave out his address and phone number in a [[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW|YouTube video]] seeking to organize a high school reunion. In the same video, he warned viewers to be careful with their personal information on the Internet, taking his anti-grasp of irony to incredible new levels.
* Chris has published his address on his websites at various times. It was available at the bottom of the main page on the [[CWCipedia]] for most of the time Chris used the site.
* On 29 January 2016, Chris proved he hasn't learned a ''thing'' over the years when, in [[Update 1/29/2016 - There is NO PewDiePie or Felix here whatsoever|a video]] intended to dissuade [[trolls|well-meaning fans]] from sending mail to famous Youtuber Pewdiepie aka [[Wikipedia:PewDiePie|Felix Kjellberg]] at his address, he felt the need to specify 14 Branchland Court as the address at which Kjellberg does not live.

==Gallery==
On 7 [[September 2013]], some pictures of the house were leaked on the [[CWCki Forums]].
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On 3 [[March 2014]], pictures of the house post-fire were leaked on the forums. On the 3rd and 4th shots, note the damage to the left half of the roof, matching the location of the shot of the actual fire.
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On 14 [[April 2014]], more pictures were leaked on the forums.

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Yet more pictures were leaked in [[April 2015]], showing the house as it appeared after the renovations.

<center><gallery>
File:14BCApril2015I.jpg
File:14BCApril2015G.jpg
File:14BCApril2015F.jpg
File:14BCApril2015D.jpg
File:14BCApril2015C.jpg
File:14BCApril2015B.jpg
File:14BCApril2015H.jpg|Barb's car, still for sale.
File:14BCApril2015E.jpg
File:14BCApril2015.jpg|The front yard, still a sty.
File:Bobs greenhouse.jpeg|Bob's old greenhouse.
File:Itj5aFp.jpg
</gallery></center>

==Video==
A video panorama view from the street, taken 5 February 2015.

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = 14 Branchland Court: The Motion Picture
| video = {{#ev:youtube|nHRsavBhxGA}}
| stardate = 5 [[February 2015]]
| maker = Rammspieler
| subject = 14 Branchland Court
}}

==See also==
* [[Chris's room]]
* [[Chris's kitchen]]
* [[Ruckersville, VA|Ruckersville]]
* [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]]
* [[Tour of Christian's House]]
* [[Tour of Chris's House II]]
* [[Destruction Of Chris's House]]
* [[Chris's homes]]
* [[Property tax assessment]] - Last appraisal of the house made by Greene County before the fire.

==References==
<references />
{{Places}}
[[Category:Chris's house]]
[[Category:Pages with fan videos]]

Template:CWC-isms

2017-10-31T07:57:26Z

Shekelberg:

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| '''[[CWC-isms]]'''
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'''[[Love Quest|Relationships]]:'''
🏢 [[Attraction Location]] |
👧 [[Boyfriend-free girl]] |
😘 [[Darling]] |
🎓 [[Dating education]] |
👩 [[Gal-pal]] |
🌈 [[Gaybian]] |
💔 [[Heart level]] |
💑 [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]] |
🔍 [[Love Quest]] |
😨 [[Noviophobia]] |
🏳️‍🌈 [[SLGBTQ]] |
💕 [[Sweetheart]] |
👷 [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up]]

'''[[Chris and sex|Sex]]:'''
🇨🇳 [[China]] |
💦 [[Semen|Comeuppance]] |
🦆 [[Duck]] |
⚤ [[Hanky-panky]] |
😍 [[Mass debating]] |
⚓ [[Semen|Navy]] |
🥒 [[Pickle]] |
☔ [[Raincoat]] |
🍹 [[Recycling]] |
😤 [[Virgin with rage]] |
🤰 [[Virginia is for Virgins]] |
♀️ [[Women's rights]]

'''[[Christian Weston Chandler|Himself]]:'''
⏰ [[Biological clock]] |
🍑 [[Butt garments]] |
📖 [[Captain's Log]] |
💩 [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS]] |
🤓 [[Fangs]] |
🐛 [[A Warm Fuzzy Tale|Fuzzy-wuzzies]] |
🤥 [[Honest Content]] |
🎓 [[Honor roll]] |
🚧 [[Autism|Mental Block]] |
🚢 [[Monthly tugboat]] |
👙 [[Muscle bra]] |
🌵 [[A Warm Fuzzy Tale|Prickly-Wicklies]] |
🎲 [[Random-access humor]] |
⚖️ [[Scale of Respect]] |
💔 [[Heart level]] |
⚧ [[Tomgirl Pictures|Tomgirl]] |
🔪 [[Un-clit]]

'''[[Sonichu (comic)|Comics]]:'''
📜 [[Anchuent Prophecy]] |
🐺 [[Cherokian Clan]] |
🗞️ [[Da Update (CWC-ism)|Da Update]] |
🦔 [[Electric Hedgehog Pokemon]] |
©️ [[Parody]] |
🍺 [[Alcohol#In_the_comic|Reeb]] |
[[Sub-Episodes]] |
⚡ [[Sweetbolt]]

'''[[Stress|Stressors]]:'''
🍀 [[4-cent_garbage]] |
🎮 [[HEXBox]] |
♂️ [[JERKS]] |
👮 [[Jerkop|Jerkops]] |
⚽ [[Kick the Autistic]] |
😆 [[Laughs Under Lucricities]] |
💼 [[Manajerks]] |
🍊 [[Pmurt]] |
🏫 [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]] |
🚬 [[Tobacky]]

'''Cursewords:'''
👋🏻 [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] |
👨‍❤️‍👨 [[Homos]] |
🤷 [[Naïve]] |
👨🏿 [[Niggos]] |
🍴 [[Pedofork]] |
🐢 [[Slow-in-the-minds]]

'''[[Minor CWC-isms]]'''

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'''See also:''' [[Chris and English]]
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Pedofork

2017-10-31T07:52:23Z

Shekelberg: Shadman is a disgusting person and the previous description didn't do him justice

{{quote|I am not a pedofork, you DORKS!!!|[[CWC's Second Message]]}}

A '''pedofork''' ([ˈpɛdofɔrk]), a portmanteau of "[[Wikipedia:pedophile|pedophile]]" and "dork", is [[Chris]]'s term for a '''pedophile''' (''pædophile'' to non-Americans), child molester, or anyone else with some sort of sexual interest in the underage. This term was coined in his [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2008|Madman Rising]] video in response to [[trolls]] comparing Chris to "that senile old man in ''[[Family Guy]]''" ,known to the rest of the world as [[Wikipedia:List of characters in Family Guy#Herbert|Herbert the Pervert]].

Suffice to say, this was one of Chris's first overreactions to [[trolls]] and an early step towards becoming a lolcow. Chris has subsequently tried to remove or [[retcon]] out details or themes that could be viewed as borderline or outright pedophilia from his [[Sonichu]] comics, although, with Chris's tendency to be very [[slow in the mind]], some things still manage to remain.

[[File:Cwc shadman like.png|thumb|200px|An image by Shadman that Chris liked.]]

At first glance, Chris appears to rigidly adhere to child sex laws; as the age of consent in Virginia is eighteen, Chris makes it clear when advertising himself for his [[Love Quest]] that all potential [[sweethearts]] must be no younger than eighteen (and no older than he is at the time). However, it's likely that Chris doesn't understand ''why'' these laws actually exist and may see them as deterrents in his Quest, in the same vein as [[jerkop]]s and [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. This is evidenced by a scene in [[Sonichu 8]], when the [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]] decide to strip for [[women's rights]]. Fourteen-year-old [[Zapina]] asks if she can join contribute to the naked bouncy giggly protesting fun, but [[Rosechu (character)|Rosechu]] tells her no, adding in disappointment that she can't because of her age. When Zapina offers to be a spotlight instead, Rosechu hesitates, citing "the dumb laws". It is unclear whether this refers to the same laws that bar Zapina from stripping or the ones against exposing yourself in the presence of a minor. Either way, it seems odd that a self-proclaimed feminist would be annoyed with laws that protect young girls from being manipulated into sexual relationships, but Chris likely doesn't understand this.

Also, he used to wear [[pedo-glasses]].

In September 2017, Chris followed artist Shadman on Twitter.<ref>[https://archive.fo/aPQNB Chris's Follow list from that month]</ref> Shadman (real name: Shaddai Prejean) is notorious for his horrifying fetish art, including explicit drawings depicting real-life underage children.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/shaedbase-shaedman-shaddai-shadman-prejean.17065/</ref> Chris said that he had followed the account because one of his [[Trolls|fans]] had directed him to Shadbase and claimed that he had drawn a piece of fanart Chris liked, and that he was unaware of Shadman's reputation.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-347#post-2649620</ref>

However, Chris did not remove Shadbase from his follow list, and in October, he liked a drawing of a young girl posted by the account.
{{clear}}
==See also==
*[[Chris and sex]]
*[[Gaybian]]

==Sources==
<references/>

{{CWC-isms}}
[[Category:CWC-isms]]

Michael Hirtes

2017-10-31T07:32:17Z

Shekelberg: /* Twitter sockpuppets */

:''"Totem Sanic" redirects here. For the [[Relic of Fail]], see [[Sonic Totem]].''

{{quote|Everyone has an animal inside them struggling to be free. Don't be afraid to let him out! Yiff!|Hirtes to a newspaper reporter}}

{{quote|I feel sorry for them in such pitiful conditions and whatnot. I do.|Chris, on people like Hirtes<ref name=CWCopinion>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/CLog_10042017_-_Q%26A_1#Question_19:_About_negativity_and_hate</ref>}}

{{infobox
| title = Michael Hirtes
| image = [[Image:Hirtes.png|250px|center]]
|header1 = Information
|label1 = Name
|data1 = Michael Jay Hirtes
|label2 = Also known as
|data2 = MHirtes<br>Slep<br>Totem Sanic<br>[[Michael Hirtes#Twitter sockpuppets|Various others]]
|label3 = Date of Birth
|data3 = 16 April 1964 (age {{age|1964|4|16}})
|label4 = Gender
|data4 = Male
|label5 = Nationality
|data5 = [[United States|American]]
|label6 = [[Chris and race|Race]]
|data6 = White
|label11 = Occupations
|data11 = [[A-Logging|A-Log]]<br>[[Weening|Ween]]<br>Unemployed
}}

'''Michael Jay "Mike" Hirtes''' is a {{age|1964|4|16}}-year-old man from Council Bluffs, Iowa who has made a name for himself as both an [[A-Logging|A-Log]] and a [[weening|ween]]. Hirtes, also known as [[Kiwi Farms]] member '''Totem Sanic''', has created a multitude of [[Twitter]] accounts to follow Chris and spam him, as well as anyone he tweets to, with angry rants and accusations against him. Most of his rants against Chris consist of trite Chris memes and ''ad hominem'' attacks. Unlike the vast majority of A-Logs, including Anthony LoGatto himself, Hirtes's socks have actually been responded to by Chris, albeit rarely.

Hirtes was first discovered as a <abbr title="A lolcow first discovered as a consequence of his activity on the forum">halal</abbr> member of the Kiwi Farms, where he was outed as the operator of the Twitter account @RektByLife (since deleted), perhaps the most dedicated ween account following Chris at the time. Subsequent developments revealed that not only is Hirtes both older and more immature than Chris, but also that he, too, is [[Monthly tugboat|unemployed]], a [[Giant Penis Comic|furry]], prone to [[tard rage]], and has [[Chris and the law|gotten into trouble with the law]].<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/michael-j-mike-hirtes-mhirtes-slep-totem-sanic.32312/</ref>

==Discovery==

Many observers of Chris will have noted the presence of ween accounts in his Twitter replies for some time. However, much attention was not given to these accounts until Michael Hirtes was discovered on the [[Kiwi Farms]].

Hirtes was first called out when Farms member [https://kiwifarms.net/members/yawning-sneasel.231/ yawning sneasel] linked his Kiwi Farms account, [https://kiwifarms.net/members/michael-j-hirtes.14279/ Totem Sanic], to his @RektByLife (DaThingsIveSeen) Twitter account based on screencaps he had posted, which showed that he had the same Twitter profile picture as the one @RektByLife used. He was further incriminated when a post by him on the forums surfaced, where he praises DaThingsIveSeen for "doing GodBear's work". Furthermore, on the CWCki Club forums, user [http://cwcki.club/index.php?members/hurtful-truth-level.197/ Hurtful Truth Level] revealed that Totem Sanic had asked for credit mention for a tweet by his @EAT_SHITT_CHRIS (GIGANTIC_STRAW) account that Chris had replied to.

Hirtes subsequently complained about being banned in a forum post, which eventually culminated in his revelation as a gigantic laughing stock.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/this-is-why-we-dont-encourage-people-to-harass-chris.32290/</ref> In response to backlash, Hirtes posted a series of angry rants against Kiwi Farms administrator Null and the forum in general on Twitter.

<center><gallery>
File:HirtesTwitter1.png|The incriminating pieces of evidence.
File:Hirtesdp.jpg|Another screencap by Hirtes showing his @RektByLife display picture.
File:Hirtescreditmention.png|Hirtes asks for "credit mention" in response to a screencap of Chris's reply to his sock's tweet.
File:HirtesSalt.png|Mad at Null and the Kiwi Farms after his discovery.
</gallery></center>

As a result, Hirtes now has [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/michael-j-mike-hirtes-mhirtes-slep-totem-sanic.32312/ his very own thread] on the Kiwi Farms.

{{clear}}

==Twitter sockpuppets==

[[File:Penny donation may 2017.jpeg|thumb|150px|From [[monthly tugboat|tugboat]] recipient to tugboat recipient.]]

On [[Twitter]], both before and after he was discovered by the [[Kiwi Farms]], Hirtes has used numerous sockpuppet accounts to reply to Chris's tweets. Most of these replies are cookie-cutter rants chastising Chris for behavior that he, too, has been shown to have exhibited, usually through the use of worn-out Chris memes and ''ad hominem'' attacks. When he is not [[tard rage|autistically screeching]] at Chris, Hirtes is often found angrily tweeting at [[Pmurt|Donald Trump]]. His tweets are characterized by his usual writing style, along with a tendency to capitalize certain words (in contrast with Chris's style of only capitalizing the first letters of these words).

Hirtes sometimes uses other socks in order to reply to or like a tweet posted by one of his accounts. This is reminiscent of how Chris does the same thing with his [[NightStar2891]] account.

He donated a cent to Chris in response to the latter [[Minor Update, Handouts!|asking for no donations below a dollar]].

{{clear}}

===List of sockpuppets===

{{protip|Not all [[weening|weens]] are Hirtes. Just because they get angry over Chris on Twitter doesn't mean they should be included here.}}{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%"
| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@RektByLife</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;"|
Dathingsiveseen
| Hirtes's most well-known sock, and the one he primarily operated on prior to his discovery. Created sometime before 16 September 2016.
|-
| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@Get_a_job_Chris</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
Chris is A MALE
| Created on 29 March 2017.
|-
| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@GamestopJerkop</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
Clyde Cash
| Created on 14 April 2017.
|-
| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@Ghost_bob_BoOoO</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
Ghost Bob
| Created on 18 April 2017.
|-
| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@shecameforcwc</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
shecameforCWC
| Created on 21 April 2017.
|-
| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@JULAYYYYYYYYYYY</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
Eviction Notice
| Created on 21 April 2017.
|-
| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@Nut_ward_nurse</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
Pickle Man
| Created on 21 April 2017.
|-
| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@CWC_Is_Ugly</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
Lord_Hater
| Created on 29 April 2017.
|-
| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@LiquidClyde</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
Clyde Cash
| Created on 1 May 2017.
|-
| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@BRRAAAAINSSSSSS</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
Zombie_Bob
| Created on 17 May 2017.
|-
| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@CHRIS_IS_MALE</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
Reality
| Created on 24 May 2017.
|-
| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@TROLLING_SUPER</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
TROLLING SUPER
| Created on 4 June 2017.
|-
| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@Brute_male_CWC</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
CWCs_Cumsicles
| Created on 5 June 2017.
|-
| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@CWC_IS_A_PEDO</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
Left_Side_Hater
| Created on 12 June 2017.
|-
| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@FUKK_U_CHRIS</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
CWC_IS_MALE
| Created on 13 June 2017.
|-
| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@EAT_SHITT_CHRIS</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
GIGANTIC STRAW
| Created on 13 June 2017.
|-
| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@CWC_IS_MALE</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
CHRIS_IS_A_FAT_MALE
| Created on 24 June 2017.
|-
| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@STINKO_MANBABY</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
CHRIS_CANT_STOP_ME
| Created on 27 June 2017.
|-
| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@PICKLE_RIIIIIICK</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
PICKLE_RICK
| Created on 15 July 2017.
|-
| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@FLIPPINGUDABIRD</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
BIRD_IS_THE_WORD
| Created on 19 July 2017.
|-
| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@DangDirtyTroll</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
ItsDahKrumpas
| Created on 19 July 2017.
|-
| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@YYAH_YYAH_YYAH</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
Dr_Hans_Asperger
| Created on 20 July 2017.
|-
| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@Nannas_4_Barb</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
FOR_THE_HOARD
| Created on 2 August 2017.
|-
| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@Bluearmsohno</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
MUGSHOT
| Created on 4 August 2017.
|-
| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@PICKLE_LICKER</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
DISASTERCHU
| Created on 5 August 2017.
|-
| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@He_Wont_Get_Any</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
CHRIS_WANTS_LUV
| Created on 5 August 2017.
|-
| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@PISSANDBURN</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
Karate_Cole
| Created on 13 August 2017.
|-
| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@ItsThisAsshole</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
MisterBungle
| Created on 16 August 2017.
|-
| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@MarinerSentMe</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
RepoMan
| Created on 17 August 2017.
|-
| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@MANBABY_TANTRUM</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
CHRIS_IS_MAAAAD
| Created on 28 August 2017.
|-
| style="padding: 10px;"| <nowiki>@Aspergercorn</nowiki>
! style="padding: 5px;" |
DILDO_ON_FOREHEAD
| Created on 30 August 2017.
|}

==Chris's view on Hirtes==
Despite the effort Hirtes put into shitposting thousands of times about Chris, Chris himself barely pays him any attention. He was asked about Hirtes for a Q&A video, in which Chris responded that he felt pity for people like that<ref name=CWCopinion></ref>. In October 2017, nearly a year into Hirtes's spam crusade, Chris tagged his Twitter handle and said<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/October_2017_tweets#Hirtes_is_impotent</ref>:

{{quote| While your comments do come into my view, I take them with the grain of salt, and shield my emotions and mind from your spite.}}

Amusingly, Chris came to Hirtes's defense in a tweet war between the latter and a white knight, saying, "Not all people who identify as furries are bad.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/October_2017_tweets#On_furries</ref>"

Chris shared an anecdote about Hirtes to a Planet Dolan member who had complained of being trolled by someone with multiple accounts. Chris said:

{{quote|You block one, that same one comes back behind a different mask/account. Nowadays, I just make sure I do not have notifications turned on with this kid, and let him go on.|Hirtes only makes Chris stronger<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/October_2017_tweets#On_blocking_trolls</ref>}}

However, despite Chris obviously not being affected by Hirtes' autistic spew, Hirtes still insists on milking [[Chris and anger|tardrage]] from the dead cow known as Chris.

==Gallery==

<center><gallery>
File:NewspaperHirtes.png|Hirtes makes an appearance in the local news. "Yiff! Yiff! That's what foxes say."
File:HirtesFirstTweet.png|Hirtes's first tweet to Chris.
File:Hirtes to Nowacking.png|An example of Hirtes's work.
File:Hirtes1.png|Hirtes replies to himself and likes his own tweets with separate accounts.
File:Hirtes2.png|Laughing at his own jokes.
File:Hirtescriminal.png|Hirtes and [[the Law]].
</gallery></center>

==References==
<references/>

==External links==
*[http://en.wikifur.com/wiki/Michael_Hirtes Hirtes's page on WikiFur]

{{People}}

{{DEFAULTSORT:Hirtes, Michael}}
[[Category:People]]

DoopieDoOver

2017-10-28T16:00:29Z

Shekelberg:

{{Honest}}
{{Articleofthenow}}

{{quote|"Is chris chan even real?"|Doopie asking an understandable question in a May 31, 2016 tweet<ref>https://twitter.com/DoopieDoOver/status/737793615259394049</ref>}}

{{quote|Darling|Chris, addressing Doopie. Repeatedly.<ref name=darling>[[July 2017 tweets]], [[July 2017 Patreon posts]]</ref>}}

{{infobox
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| image = [[Image:DoopieDoOver.png|250px|center]]
|header1 = Information
|label1 = Name
|data1 = Danielle Pitts<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-07-19-17-doopie-commission.32399/page-2#post-2438376</ref>
|label2 = Also known as
|data2 = DoopieDoOver<br>KittenBell<br>Dani Willow
|label3 = Date of Birth
|data3 = 27 May 1994 (age {{Age|1994|5|27}})
|label4 = Gender
|data4 = Female
|label5 = Nationality
|data5 = [[United States|American]]
|label6 = [[Chris and race|Race]]
|data6 = White
|header7 = Twitter
|data7 = [http://twitter.com/DoopieDoOver @DoopieDoOver]
}}

'''Danielle Pitts''' (nicknamed "'''DoopieDoOver'''" or "'''Doopie'''") is a voice actress/animator for the [[Planet Dolan]] YouTube channels. She also offers drawings for sale. Chris appeared to consider her to be a [[gal pal]], whereas she thought of him as simply another customer. In August 2017, she blocked him after receiving negative attention from weens and getting creeped out by Chris's messages towards her.

== Prologue ==
[[File:Doopie react to cwc.png|thumb]]

Chris discovered the Planet Dolan channel in [[August 2016]] and took a liking to Doopie. He began frequently tweeting to her in 2017. His first message to Doopie was on 7 March 2017 when she tweeted about her Borderline Personality Disorder and how it's affected the way she interacts with others. Chris, [[Autism|having completely missed the point of the entire post]], and [[Mary Lee Walsh|having]] [[Jerkop|judged]] [[Adam Stackhouse|so]] [[Pmurt|many]] [[Michael Snyder|people]] [[Jimmy Hill|in]] [[Trolls|the]] [[Megan Schroeder|past]], [[Chris and kindness|felt somewhat empathetic for Doopie]], and made a misguided attempt to make her feel better by comparing her mental disorder with a bunch of people she's never met on the internet.<ref>[[2017 tweets#Empathizing with BPD]]</ref>

His social awkwardness in full display, he has tweeted to her on the subjects of poop,<ref>[[2017 tweets#Poop]]</ref> his hatred of online dating,<ref>[[May 2017 tweets#Ranting on online dating]]</ref> and he has tried to hit on her by quoting his "I’m Done Adulting" ''My Little Pony'' T-shirt.<ref>[[2017 tweets#Hitting on Doopie]]</ref>

Doopie knew about Chris prior to him becoming obsessed with her. She occasionally made fun of him on Lazycast, a podcast series she co-hosts,<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/08-03-2017-we-can-not-let-ourselves-be-blinded-impulsively.28939/page-5#post-2129294</ref> as recently as March 2017.

Once Chris started actively tweeting to her, starting in the spring of 2017, she started off by ignoring his messages.

On 11 April, she liked one of his tweets sympathizing with her stance against animal cruelty.<ref>[[2017 tweets#Animal cruelty]]</ref> Eventually, on 21 April, she decided to converse with Chris when he asked about her newly dyed hair. A swarm of [[weens]] promptly descended on them, and Doopie found herself in the position of defending Chris.<ref>[[2017 tweets#Doopie defends Chris]]</ref>

In July, she explained her opinion on Chris, mentioning that he had commissioned her for art and pledged to her Patreon.

{{quoteboxred|I've been following the "Chris chan" saga since the beginning. I know everything that (s)he's done. And yeah, it's pretty shitty, but what other people have done to him/her as been pretty shitty too. I'm also just not the type of person to turn someone away when they're being nothing but kind to me. It may be a fake, it may be a show, but I'm not emotionally invested in this enough to really care.

(S)he's paid me to do a commission, and is a patron on my patreon, and as a woman of business, I'm going to treat him/her as every other commissioner and patron.<ref>[[July 2017 tweets#Doopie knows about Chris]]</ref>}}

== Art commissions ==
{{quote|I really had no choice. A paying customer is a paying customer, but I'm starting to regret it lol.|Doopie reacts to the fallout from being Chris's customer on 1 August 2017.<ref>https://twitter.com/DoopieDoOver/status/892484212145627136</ref>}}

Around 22 June 2017, Chris began to pledge on Doopie’s Patreon.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-7-12-chris-argues-with-a-fool.32246/page-6#post-2426664</ref> He pledged at the $50 tier<ref>[[Doopie E-mails]]</ref> and received a sketch of Rosechu as one of the offered rewards.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/7-27-doopies-patreon-sketch-for-chris.32596/</ref>

He also paid her $25 for a separate commission to serve as a profile picture and liked it so much that he switched his profile icon on [[Facebook]], [[YouTube]], [[Twitter]] and [[Patreon]] to it. Ever since Doopie has first shared the picture with Chris, the drawing has been subject to many [[Parody|parodies]] defacing Chris in the picture, either by redrawing him as he actually appears IRL or by replacing Chris with another person such as [[Liquid Chris]].

Chris began throwing that money at her in the midst of the [[Financhu Crisis]], and he quickly resorted to begging people on Facebook for the exact amount of money, claiming that he needed it to help him and his mother.<ref>[[July 2017 tweets#Resuming begging]]</ref>

<center><gallery>
Image:Doopiedrawing.jpg|$25 commission
File:DoopieDrawing2.jpg
File:Christine C.png|Reward for $50 Patreon pledge
</gallery></center>

=== Porn ===

[[File: PornRequest.png|thumb|The request in question]]

On 1 August 2017, Chris began pledging to KittenBell - a Patreon account set up by Doopie to handle porn requests, while continuing his pledge to her primary account. He suggested a drawing of two [[My Little Pony]] characters depicted as lesbians "makin' out and fondling/fingering".<ref>[[August 2017 Patreon posts#Request for cartoon porn]]</ref> More than likely, Doopie will never work on the project, seeing how Doopie wishes to break all connections with Chris.

=="Darling"==
{{main|Darling}}

[[File:Fanartdoopiereact.jpg|thumb|Artist's depiction of Doopie's reaction.]]

After becoming Doopie's customer, Chris began to refer to her as "darling" multiple times over Twitter and once on Doopie's Patreon.<ref name=darling/> He does it in spite of knowing that Doopie is not a [[boyfriend-free girl]], which he learned on 16 May through a Planet Dolan video in which she talked about the success she had at online dating.<ref>[[May 2017 tweets#Ranting on online dating]]</ref>

Opinion is divided on why Chris does this. Some think he believes Doopie is an attainable target for his [[love quest]], while others think that he is [[naive]] to how creepy he sounds and thinks "darling" is appropriate for a [[tomgirl]] to say in conversation. Chris has similarly used "dear" to address his mother,<ref>[[Live Game Stream - C-Log 050012017-1]]</ref> seemingly oblivious to the incestuous implications. Given that Chris has had sex dreams about his mother,<ref>[[August 2016 Facebook posts#Incestuous Thoughts]]</ref> it might not bode well for his view of Doopie.

{{clear}}

==Shot down==

{{quote|You don't know me, christine.|Doopie sets the record straight.<ref>[[August 2017 tweets#Doopie sets the record straight]]</ref>}}

{{quote|Yes. I don't totally know you, but you are a good person; like all I've listed here, y'all are girls and at least acquaintances up to friends. And that, to me, counts as much, because I am thankful to have you all in my life and communication circle. 😊🌸 Also, another V.I.Detail., I Care. And I wear my heart on my sleeve. ❤️🤳🏻
|Chris' response.}}

On 1 August, 2017, Chris tagged Doopie in celebration of National Girlfriend Day, listing her among all of the gal-pals he's met on the internet and real life. The day is an occasion meant for female friends to celebrate their special bond.<ref>https://nationaldaycalendar.com/national-girlfriends-day-august-1/</ref> Chris—in his typical, completely non-extrospective, fashion—failed to realize how sad and creepy it was to include Doopie, someone he knew only online via a client-artist relationship. If that wasn't inappropriate enough, Chris's subsequent tweets further unveiled an attraction toward Doopie—which appeared much stronger than previously expected. Doopie immediately protested, stating the obvious fact that she was a stranger to Chris. Despite this clear and unambiguous response, Chris happily disregarded it. Only partially agreeing with her, Chris went on to imply that he must have known her a little bit because he knew she was a good person. Chris then expressed his appreciation for her being in his circle of friends (again, ignoring her previous declaration to the contrary). Once again, Chris demonstrates his almost complete lack of social awareness.

However, despite his implied romantic attraction towards her, Doopie, having already known who Chris is, took it surprisingly well and only seemed to mention his heart on his sleeve in her next reply. Showing disgust towards Chris' skewed ideas of empathy, she beganto scold Chris on his donation of his own money he could have used to support himself and Barb during the [[Financhu Crisis]]. She allowed Chris to claim a refund of his Patreon pledges, which he initially declined.

== #HarassCWCdirectly and #DontHarassMe ==

{{main|HarassCWCdirectly}}

[[File:Doopie -DontHarassMe.jpg|thumb]]

After everything was said and done, and the weens had taken their naps, Chris unpromptedly uploaded a [[Captain's Log]], ordering all the [[trolls]] to [[BACK THE FUCK OFF]]. He shifted all the blame to the weens, believing they were the reason Doopie blatantly rejected him. Chris attempted to begin two hashtag campaigns, #HarassCWCdirectly and #DontHarassMe, pledging to protect the entire cast of Planet Dolan. He did this by encouraging the trolls to attack him instead. It's likely Chris did this simply to appear heroic to Doopie and to win over her heart again—despite that she never displayed any affection for him to begin with.

{{clear}}

== Kiwi Farms ==

{{main|Doopie E-mails|Doopie Q&A}}

[[File:DoopieKiwiFarms.png|thumb]]

By 3 August, Chris' contact with Doopie had been severely reduced, due to her blocking him on Patreon and Twitter. When probed by a troll on 5 August, Chris gave this reply, suggesting that their relationship was not over yet:

{{quotebox|Doopie and I are not close yet, but that does not mean she is not my friend; "Not Your Friend" were Not her exact words, Troll.<ref>[https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/893880561663700992 Chris and Doopie, 5 August]</ref>}}

He also discussed the matter on Patreon:

{{quotebox|And you think I did Not know all that already? I've Learned from my past errors and mistakes. I do not violate women's space. Doopie is going through her recovery of the recent Harassment from You Trolls and Bullies. She liked my Kindness, and I am aware of her past making fun of me; I do not hold that against her. You Damn Trolls and Bullies Ruin Nearly Everything.<ref>[[August 2017 Patreon posts#Third Eye Heart Icon]]</ref>}}

Since Chris failed to get the obvious, Doopie temporarily unblocked him on 5 August to spell out that she is not his friend:

{{quoteboxred|I can't believe I had to unblock you to tell you this. I'm not your friend. I'm not ever interested in being your friend. Leave me alone. You were specifically a customer to me, and you took it too far. You creeped me out. Now please don't talk to, or about me, ever again.<ref>https://twitter.com/DoopieDoOver/status/894003364135976961</ref><ref>https://twitter.com/DoopieDoOver/status/894003570797826049</ref>}}

Later, fed up with Chris's constant unwanted praise and affection, Doopie decided to leak all of the private e-mails Chris has sent to her by making an account on the [[Kiwi Farms]]. The users on the site then began to ask her questions regarding her interactions with Chris, to which Doopie responded with some intriguing answers.

{{clear}}

==NightStar2891==
{{main|NightStar2891}}
{{quote|Shut Up, Trolls; I know Doopie is temporarily on your side for now.|Chris, 7 August, ''still'' not getting it.<ref>[[August 2017 tweets]]</ref>}}

[[File:BubbleGummy.jpg|thumb|left|200px|''"An apology piece for you, dear."''<br>Doopie as a pony, by Chris.]]

On 4 August, in response to Doopie blocking him over Twitter and asking him not to tweet about her again, Chris created a sockpuppet account to both follow Doopie and publicly defend his actions. On 7 August, Chris "allowed" his NightStar account to leak direct messages, held with his main CWCSonichu twitter account, in which he explained in further detail his motives and actions regarding Doopie, to a troll who then posted the messages to Kiwi Farms. It's possible that Chris did this in order for Doopie to see his side of the story, since he was aware she had joined the forum.

On 15 August, following Chris' attendance of [[BronyCon|BronyCon 2017]], an optimistic Chris sent an "apology piece" artwork to Doopie via the sockpuppet. The artwork contained Doopie as a My Little Pony character named Bubble Gummy. Still reeling from recent events, Doopie scorned Chris' advances, and proceeded to block his second account:

{{quoteboxred|I told you to leave me alone. It's not the trolls' fault. This is my personal decision. I'm not interested in being friends with you. Stop. Also, making a second account is even worse. Just move on.<ref>https://twitter.com/DoopieDoOver/status/897646377383018496</ref><ref>https://twitter.com/DoopieDoOver/status/897648447259648001</ref>}}

{{clear}}

==#BlockTheTrolls==

{{main|BlockTheTrolls}}

==LazyCast and Jessica Quinn==

On 3 September 2017, Chris began following LazyCast, a podcast which has Doopie and her boyfriend as members, on Patreon. He complimented the group, saying:<ref>[[September 2017 Patreon posts]]</ref>
{{quotebox|I'm listening to y'all on LazyCast; y'all are crazy-funny. 😊🌸}}

On 13 September, Chris tweeted to a reply to Doopie by VimHomeless, attaching an image with text likely written by [[Jessica Quinn]]:
{{quotebox|There was nothing serious going on between Christine and Doopie. She's upset that people blew things out of proportion and assisted in ruining nothing more than a relationship with a [[Chris and art|fellow artist]] that she would realistically never meet in real life. She [[darling|isn't hung up on]] someone she's never met.}}

On 26 September, Chris temporarily broke up with Quinn for ambiguous reasons involving "lying"; after they got back together, he posted about how LazyCast #10 would be the last he watched of them.

{{quotebox|With due respect, this one was the last @LazyCastPodcast I’ll hear; cutting my ties. I’m sorry for unsubscribing.}}

The breakup occurred after Chris posted screencaps of several of Doopie's tweets, taken while he was using [[TwiSparLicious|a sockpuppet account]]. These screencaps were accompanied by comments such as:<ref>[[:File:TwiSparLicious likes.png]]</ref>

{{quotebox|Just saying, she's growing up mentally and emotionally [[Chris and reality|like I did]]. 🌸}}

This has demonstrated that he remains infatuated with Doopie, and the breakup with Quinn likely happened as a result of his dishonesty to her regarding stalking Doopie on Twitter.

<center><gallery>
File:TwiSparLicious likes.png|Chris takes screenshots of Doopie's tweets using his sockpuppet account.
File:Chris-lazycastpodcast.png|Chris's announcement regarding LazyCast.
</gallery></center>

On 6 October 2017, following a breakup with Quinn, Chris read a [[Kiwi Farms]] thread about it. Notably, he rated several of Doopie's forum posts there in the only ratings he had given on the forum at that point.<ref>http://archive.is/TVUcN</ref> Afterwards, he began watching Doopie on YouTube again.

<center><gallery>
File:Chris rating doopie's posts.png|Rating Doopie's forum posts. Note the "Optimistic" rating.
File:Back to watching Doopie1.png|Chris liking a Lazycast show...
File:Back to watching Doopie2.png|...and a video on Doopie's channel.
</gallery></center>

{{clear}}

== In the comic ==
[[File:Doopie on Sonichu 13 cover.jpg|thumb|200px|First artwork of Doopie (brunette to the right of Chris, drawn after Doopie changed her hair color).]]
She has appeared in Chris' upcoming [[Sonichu 13|Sonichu and Planet Dolan crossover comic]] on its cover, standing near Chris. The page was released on 29 May 2017, prior to Doopie blocking him from social media. The fate of the comic, and Doopie's place in it, remains unclear.

{{clear}}

==Fake Facebook profile==
[[File:Rej35W2.png|thumb|The fake profile.]]
On 21 July 2017, a [[ween]] made a fake Doopie Facebook account in order to befriend Chris and get a rise out of him.

Two days later, Chris had fallen for the ween and accepted a friend request. However, the account was disabled the same day, though a new one was created, which he also accepted a friend request from. He later contacted the real Doopie, who confirmed it wasn't real.

The ween revealed his actions and Chris's response on [[Kiwi Farms]], under the username "TheDoopieTroll", and was promptly banned.

{{quotebox|The Jig is Up! I have been long suspicious of the Facebook account, but I went along for the possibility of it being real. Then the first deletion from Facebook by others' flagging. And the birth dates did not match between your first and second profile trials. And then you said your email was from @mail.com. I offered a benefit, since you might have missed typing the "g". And the Big Flag, actual email from your @mail.com address. I had received actual email from the real Doopie before from her actual address. I emailed her and checked, she responded "No" to making a Facebook Profile Page.

Your Game IS Over Trollish Impostor! Consider yourself Blocked. Good day.

Sent from my iPhone

Stay Safe,

Christine W. Chandler}}

{{clear}}

==Fan art==
{{collapsible
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Image:DoopieAndCWC.jpg
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Image:DoopieDrawingParody2.jpg
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</gallery></center>}}

==Fan video==
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| name = #HarassCWCdirectly
| video = {{#ev:youtube|8oCd-Y8g8Es}}
| Stardate = 6 August 2017
| Maker = Spelling Bee
| Subject =
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==See also==
*[[Chris and socialization]]
*[[Planet Dolan]]
*[[Megan Schroeder]]
*[[LadyOfTheCosmo]]

==External links==

*[https://www.youtube.com/user/DoopieDoOver YouTube channel]
*[https://www.patreon.com/DoopieDoOver DoopieDoOver's Patreon account] - Chris ''was'' a patron of this account.
*[https://www.patreon.com/KittenBell NSFW Patreon account] - And this one, too.

== Sources ==
<references />

{{Sweethearts}}
{{People}}

[[Category: Gal pals]]

Jessica Quinn

2017-10-28T15:42:36Z

Shekelberg: /* Moving On */

{{Articleofthenow}}

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|title = Jessica Quinn
|image = [[File:JessicaQuinn.jpg|250px|center]]
|header1 = Information
|label1 = Name
|data1 = Jessica Quinn
|label2 = Also known as
|data2 = [[I am with Sweetheart; Please Respect Us|Jessie]]<br>[[I am with Sweetheart; Please Respect Us|Little Miss Jessie]]<br>[[Lovely Weather]]<br>[[:File:Quinn pony.jpg|Diamond Melody]]
|label4 = Gender
|data4 = Female
|label5 = Nationality
|data5 = American
|label6 = [[Chris and race|Race]]
|data6 = White
}}

'''Jessica Quinn''' was a [[white knight]], turned troll, who played a role of being Chris's [[sweetheart]] from 7 September 2017 until 5 October. The pair experienced a brief breakup on 26 [[September 2017]]. Subsequently, after getting her Facebook account hacked and deleted (according to her), she broke up with Chris a second time on on 5 [[October 2017]]. She had been friends with Chris on Facebook since [[2015]] until the second breakup.

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==Identity==
Reasonable doubt has been cast on Quinn's true identity. It is all but confirmed that this is not her real name, and that the account is at most a secondary one.

* Quinn's Facebook profile states that she lives in [[Wikipedia:Orange, Virginia|Orange, Virginia]],<ref>https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100008555173838&fref=ufi&pnref=story</ref> a 25-minute drive from Chris's location in [[Ruckersville]]. However, a public records search has not turned up anyone with her name living there. Furthermore, her [[Facebook]] friends are generally in other cities or countries. The name Quinn may be an alias - a reference to DC Comics' ''[[Wikipedia:Harley Quinn|Harley Quinn]]'' character, of which Jessica has mentioned being a fan.

* In a Facebook comment from 23 September 2017, Quinn posted an image of a private conversation between herself and Chris to provide context for why she called him adorable.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/September_2017_Facebook_posts#Opinion_on_Sachumo.27s_CWC_Documentary</ref> Chris is shown messaging Quinn, "Jessica (insert last name here), I Love You!!!" Quinn might have declined to give Chris her "real" last name, to prevent him from looking her up and discovering her lies.

* On 5 October, after their second breakup, Chris revealed a conversation he had with her that culminated in the breakup. In it, she mentions that her "real Facebook" had been hacked, casting doubt on her entire identity, and making it likely that Chris is oblivious of her actual name and Facebook account. In addition, due to the fact that she had only been using this account instead of her "real" one to converse with Chris, it is likely that she was never serious about their relationship.

*The same day, an anon from [[4chan]] texted Chris:

{{quoteboxred|''cutoff''

Meaning she was not communicating with you on her real page, if it even was
hacked. She's just using it as an excuse to end things. She's just like the rest}}

{{quotebox|I had already known that. She had one profile for her personal and business life, and the other for socializing. Plus she sent me a lot of selfies; These you would never find anywhere online. Also, how did you get that screen cap of when she said all that?

Scratch that question; I forgot
I had posted that cap.}}

*Quinn's photos not being available on reverse image searches is not an indicator of how real she could be. Not every image on the internet will turn up in such searches, due to many sites using robots.txt to block search engines. It is speculated that the troll running the Jessica Quinn account could have found camgirl pictures somewhere on the internet where reverse image searches would not be effective, in a similar method previous [[sweetheart]]s like [[Jackie]] used.

On 18 October, 2017, he posted an image to Twitter thanking everyone who donated to his [[Patreon]], with a special mention to Jessica, striking out her last name:

{{quotebox|An Honorable Mention to Miss Jessica <s>Quinn</s> for her continued support that helped me push out more pages in a week than before.}}

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==Before Chris==
[[Image:Jq2014.png|thumb|left|150px|Jessica had way over one million fans before going online in 2014.]]

Jessica's profile on Facebook, before she added Chris, makes her out to be very similar to him in character. Some people think she may have been a [[Wikipedia:Webcam model|camgirl]], based on the risqué photos she would post and her constant whining about guys throwing themselves at her. One thing that may have attracted her to him is the fact that they are, in their own words, "world famous", and she have wanted to be more well known by riding on his infamy.

==Facebook friends==
Chris and Jessica became Facebook friends on 2 [[July 2015]].<ref>[[July 2017 Facebook posts#Friendship with Jessica Quinn]]</ref> According to Jessica, she was aware of Chris' existence for some time prior, before reaching out to him.<ref>[https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=1727533000875189&id=100008555173838&comment_id=1727535477541608&reply_comment_id=1727762914185531&comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22R%22%7D&pnref=story Jess shares her first interactions with Chris]</ref>

Initially, Jessica was known for her frequent comments on Chris's Facebook statuses, attempting to offer him life advice which he rarely, if ever, followed.
Quinn was friends with Chris on Facebook during the [[Un-clit 2.0]] episode, when she [[July 2016 Facebook posts#I have grown a labia!|expressed her discomfort]] upon seeing Chris publicly share an image of his sliced-open taint.

==As a sweetheart==
[[File:CWCJessScreenshot.jpg|thumb|200px|It begins.]]
On 7 [[September 2017]], a few hours after Chris had complained about being depressed over still being single,<ref>[[September 2017 Facebook posts#Still waiting on a Sweetheart]]</ref> Quinn commented, "We need to talk." Later that day, she posted on her Facebook, "Things change", followed by "Jessica Quinn is with Christine Weston Chandler",<ref>http://archive.is/Fpc3x</ref> subsequently updating her relationship status to "It's been complicated with Christine Weston Chandler". Chris also updated his status to "It's been complicated with Jessica Quinn". A commentator asked Quinn if she and Chris were a couple, to which she answered "We're testing the waters."

On 8 September, Chris released a [[I am with Sweetheart; Please Respect Us|video]] in which he claimed that he had started a relationship with Jessica.

Also on the 8th, Chris sent out a tweet asking trolls to respect their relationship. In the same tweet he tagged Quinn's Facebook account.

On the 9th of September Chris posted that "Jessica Quinn = [[Lovely Weather]]; My prediction came true!" He also drew a picture of her.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/September_2017_Facebook_posts#Jessica_Quinn_.3D_Lovely_Weather</ref> One wonders what will happen should this relationship deteriorate.

Based on their Facebook [[September_2017_Facebook_posts#.22Fancy_Greeting.22|interaction]] on 10 September 2017, Chris appears to be less than enthusiastic about finally getting his sweetheart. Jessica seems to be a bit controlling over him, having gotten passive-aggressive about him posting that he likes a voice actress's voice, replying "I'm not upset. Just remember... you're mine. ♥️", along with a photo of her with popped eyes and a general insane-looking visage. Chris immediately jumped to the defensive and made excuses, signifying that this jealousy may be a regular occurrence.

According to Quinn, they planned to meet up on 6 October 2017.<ref>[[September 2017 Facebook posts#Meeting Quinn in October]]</ref> It is speculated that the date was chosen to coincide with the premier of a My Little Pony movie.

On 16 September, Chris drew another picture of Quinn, saying that she would appear in the [[Sonichu comic]].<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/September_2017_Facebook_posts#Jessica_Quinn_.3D_Lovely_Weather</ref> The following day, he drew Quinn as a [[My Little Pony]] OC named Diamond Melody.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/September_2017_Facebook_posts#Quinn_as_a_MLP_OC</ref>

{{quotebox|Second thing for right now: my [[Sweetheart]] and I, both have an MLP OC; we are shipped for real. I'm getting the ball rolling with this fresh piece of the two of us; I would like to see us in other lovingly done art styles. I have seen a LOT of MLP ship art that is Just Amazing. I'm a unicorn with Levitation and other powers; she's a pegasus; Please, Bronies and Pegasisters: Make us look as great as y'all can.}}

Quinn responded to this, "This is so sweet. Thank you for including me hon, I absolutely love it!"

In [[October 2017]], Chris invited Quinn to attend a MLP party - one intended for children - with him on the 7th, which she accepted.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/October_2017_Facebook_posts</ref>

<center>
<gallery>
Image:Jessjealous.png|Jessica is jealous over Chris's obsession with MLP.
Image:Jesslola.png|Being probed about her relationship, and evidence she lurks on the Kiwi Farms.
</gallery>
</center>

===Advice for Chris===

Since becoming a sweetheart, Jessica has dispensed valuable advice to Chris, on topics such as how to handle the [[trolls]].

===Defending Chris===

On many occasions, Jessica has defended Chris against criticism on social media.

On 11 [[September 2017]], Chris tweeted an image of text written by Quinn as a Facebook comment three days earlier,<ref>https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=1727533000875189&id=100008555173838&comment_id=1727535477541608&reply_comment_id=1727758944185928&comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22R2%22%7D</ref> to VimHomeless,<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/907411088903467008</ref> in the hopes that Doopie and the rest of the [[Planet Dolan]] crew would somehow change their opinions of him.

{{quotebox|There was nothing serious going on between Christine and Doopie. She's upset that people blew things out of proportion and assisted in ruining nothing more than a relationship with a fellow artist that she would realistically never meet in real life. She isn't hung up on someone she's never met.}}

After Chris revealed his new [[Chris and health#Cardiovascular health|diet involving soy sauce and prunes]], Quinn dissuaded [[Kim Wilson]] from giving useful health advice to Chris, arguing that he should not be discouraged from trying it, as "she's a [[obesity|big]] girl and can make these decisions on her own".

===Fat fetishism===
Many of Quinn's Facebook likes indicate that she has a fat fetish. She appeared to be influencing Chris with it. While Jessica was his sweetheart, Chris drew a storyline for [[Sonichu 12]] in which [[September 2017 Patreon posts#Fat Rosechu|Rosechu gets fat]]. In his [[CLog_10042017_-_Q%26A_1#Question_12:_About_the_Rosechu_weight_gain|first Q&A video]] and on Facebook,<ref name=icecream>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/October_2017_Facebook_posts#Quinn.27s_missing_out</ref> he confirmed that the storyline was influenced by Quinn; after their second breakup, Chris made a [[Jessica Quinn#She's missing out|bizarre series of posts]] on [[Facebook]] that revealed the extent to which he was influenced by this fetish.

Quinn encouraged Chris on his [[September 2017 tweets#Chris is fat and stupid|method for growing larger breasts]], which consists of flavoring his already sodium-enriched food with soy sauce. The extra sodium simply adds water weight to a person's figure, giving the appearance of being fatter. She was also allegedly "turned on" by pictures of [[Layla]] being fed.

<center><gallery>
Quinn facebook likes.png|A screencap of Quinn's liked pages on Facebook.
</gallery></center>

{{clear}}

==First breakup==

[[Image:Chris-bullshit.png|thumb|200px|Chris makes excuses for his stalking of other women on Twitter.]]

On 26 September, Quinn broke up with Chris, changing her Facebook profile to say that she was single.<ref>[[:File:Quinn single.png]]</ref> Chris changed his to "It's complicated", dropping Quinn's name.<ref>[[:File:Chris It's complicated.png]]</ref>

Chris posted on his profile,

{{quotebox|Why did I lie? To protect from a truth?Why did I sneak? To hide from the bullies? NOT worth it when your hearts are on the line.}}

He then photographed and filmed himself crying, uploading the video in place of his Facebook display picture. In it, he whines:

{{quotebox|Jessica, I'm so sorry. I don't want to lose you.}}

This video would once again be used for the same purpose during their second breakup.

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| Saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}
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| next = [[CLog 10042017 - Q&A 1]]
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Quinn commented,
{{quoteboxred|"You lied because you thought you could get away with it! You can't blame "bullies" or anyone else but yourself for this. I trusted you. 😡"}}

{{clear}}

<center>
<gallery>
Chris crying over Quinn.jpg|Chris's new profile image.
Jesscanttrustanyone.png|Quinn being comforted by others over the breakup.
Jessscreenshots.png
Quinn mad.jpg‎|Quinn is mad.
</gallery>
</center>

===Back together===
[[Image:Chris-lazycastpodcast.png|thumb|200px|Chris notes that he will stop listening to LazyCast.]]

Five hours later, Chris and Quinn each changed their relationship statuses back to "It's been complicated" with the other. Chris then linked to LazyCast episode 10 (a podcast series with [[DoopieDoOver]] as a member) and claimed that he would no longer watch it, to which Quinn approved.

{{quotebox|With due respect, this one was the last @LazyCastPodcast I'll hear; cutting my ties. I'm sorry for unsubscribing.}}
{{quoteboxred|Thank you. You made the right choice.}}

Later, Chris unfollowed Doopie and [[Nowacking]] from his [[TwiSparLicious]] sockpuppet account and LazyCast from his Patreon.

It can be assumed that Quinn temporarily broke up with Chris because he had continued to creep on voice actresses over Twitter using the TwiSparLicious account. Quinn claiming to have screenshots of something, saying "it's someone who has been very clearly lying to me," and Chris and Quinn's commentary after getting back together, suggests this to be the case.

==Second breakup==
{{see also|October 2017 Facebook posts#Quinn breaks up with Chris again}}

[[File:Quinnbreakup oct5th.jpg|200px|thumb|Chris's screencap of a conversation between himself and Quinn shortly prior to the breakup.]]

On 5 [[October 2017]], Quinn broke up with Chris again after claiming trolls from the [[Kiwi Farms]] forum hacked into her main Facebook account. This was allegedly as a direct result of Chris making his [[CLog 10042017 - Q&A 1|Kiwi Farms Q&A video]].

Jessica then deactivated her Facebook page, to which Chris made two videos in response. In [[IMG 5424|the first]], he pleaded with Jessica to text him and explain what had happened, giving out his phone number. [[CLog 10042017 - Q&A NO MORE|The second]], directed to the trolls he believes to be responsible for the breakup, is largely an incoherent, [[anger]]-fueled tirade. In addition, [[CWCki Forums#I CURSE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU ALL!!! To Hell, Back, Hell, Back, and Hell Again!!!|a post]] was made on the Farms, in which Chris angrily lambasts the same trolls. Unbeknownst to him, members of the Farms were not responsible for the hack, and evidence is lacking to show that the hack did, in fact, actually happen.

[[File:Quinn reacts to IMG 5424.png|thumb|160px|left|Quinn angrily reacts to [[IMG 5424]].]]

Subsequently, Quinn's account was briefly reactivated, in order for her to explain her reasons for ending the relationship, before being deleted once again. Chris's relationship status on Facebook remains "It's complicated".

Chris later posted a conversation between him and Quinn shortly before the breakup, showing that Quinn had instructed him not to interact with the Farms, in the fear that the trolls would in the process be given "an open invite to ruin [their] lives" and affect her reputation personally and professionally. He captioned the image:
{{quotebox|You have the rest of your life to think about it. Goodbye 😠 - Jessica}}

He revealed that he thought he could trust the trolls in a post:
{{quotebox|You think you can trust Some People, after some time has past, and they’re forgiven. But then, they Back Stab You Again!!!}}

[[File:Chris vs Kim Wilson Oct 2017.png|200px|thumb|Chris rages at Kim.]]

Upon receiving consolation by [[Kim Wilson]], Chris lashed out against her in a series of Facebook comments.

Chris then went to [[Barb|his mother]] for consolation, posting her response.
{{quotebox|Jessica Quinn, if you read this message, from my mother, Barbara Anne Weston Chandler, she offers this wisdom unto you:

“Things Can be fixed, but broken hearts suffer, please, give Christine another chance.”}}
In his typical fashion, [[William Elliott Waterman]] made a completely irrelevant comment on a plush toy in the background.
{{quoteboxyellow|Look at the pikachu. I used to have one of those.}}

This was proceeded by even more Facebook rants:

{{quotebox|When your [[Heart Level|heart gets broken]], you feel like you have only 24 hours left to live. You have More than That to live for!}}
{{quotebox|Past the Assertive Phase; Now I am in the Aggressive phase. I wanna Beat a Frigging Internet Troll Up!!!}}

Chris then linked a video, "J. Geils Band - Centerfold", with the caption:
{{quotebox|I am the Infamous Centerfold That EVERY STALKER FOLLOWS; Soo Intimidating to Everyone! Nobody wants to be around me, because of those bloody fans of mine. AAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}

He then added on in another post.
{{quotebox|To Add to my Previous Post: This Is [[True and Loyal Fanbase|Celebrity]] Infamy Discrimination!!!}}

Finally, before retiring for the night, he changed his profile picture to the same video he used during the first breakup.

<center><gallery>
File:Barb reacts to Quinn.jpg|Barb reacts to the breakup.
</gallery></center>

===Just friends===
[[File:Quinn I'll take you back Oct 6th.png ‎|thumb|200px|The first post by the fake account.]]
The next day, on 6 October, a fake Jessica Quinn profile emerged,<ref>https://archive.fo/Bvvrv</ref> shared Chris's profile video and commented,

{{quoteboxgreen|I'm so sorry Chris :( I'll take you back}}

After the post was discussed on Kiwi Farms, Jessica Quinn reactivated her Facebook profile.

She then removed most of the content from it, supposedly for the narrative of "damage control" from the "hack." Her status was changed to "single," however.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sorry-ill-take-you-back-10-06-2017.34971/page-5#post-2657240</ref>

Chris then posted,

{{quotebox|How I am feeling right now... Yep; I’m window-staring into the cosmos, and praying, pondering. My heart...

[[File:Chris pondering.jpg |150px]]}}

Quinn replied,

{{quoteboxred| Christine, I'm sorry for all the madness this has caused. I want you to know that I do care about you which is why I reached out to you earlier through messenger. Anyone else like that person who posted under a fake account earlier is just trying to further mess this up. You know how to reach me and I'll be leaving this account up solely for you if you need to talk. I'm still here for you as a friend but I don't know how to deal with all of this.}}

Not long after the above comment, the fake account said,

{{quoteboxgreen|I know I said we'd just be friends but I changed my mind. Chris, Id like to be your girl again :)}}

The real Quinn deactivated her account again shortly after. The fake one also followed suit.

===She's missing out===
[[File:Icecream1.jpg|thumb|200px|Diabetes in a cup.]]
The next day, Chris visited an ice cream joint in town, posting incrementally ridiculous pictures of the food, his own stomach, and panels of ''Sonichu'' while whining that Quinn was missing out on all he had. Interestingly, Chris points out that Quinn was "turned on" by his drawings of an obese Rosechu. Also notable is the fact that the [[unicorn cosplay]] was donned once again by Chris on his day out, likely in a bid to relive good memories of [[BronyCon|days past]].

The first post was of a photo showing a cup of ice cream, topped with gummies, strawberries, cream, and chocolate sprinkles.
{{quotebox|Tell you what, She's Missing Out!!! We could have Shared This!!!}}

He described his meal as:
{{quotebox|Good!!! Like a Fruity Top with Chocolate Sandwiched between Strawberry Tart, Kiwi flavored, And Birthday Cake on the Bottom!!!}}

Chris then posted two bizarre panels of his comic, showing [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] feeding [[Rosechu (character)|Rosechu]], who ballooned to a size rivaling that of [[Barb]]. This post is notable for being the first direct confirmation of Quinn's feeder fetish.

<center>
<gallery>
File:Fatrosechu1.jpg|The first image of Rosechu posted.
File:Fatrosechu2.jpg|The second image.
</gallery>
</center>

[[File:Fat chris.jpg|thumb|275px|left|Chris's belly used to be all Quinn's.]]
{{quotebox|And NOW! I am Having All This To MYSELF! She could have fed me! She could have Watched [[Obesity|My Belly Grow]]! For her thing, like Kip enjoys for herself in Her Awesome and Fun Stories! "Breakfast With Sister" and "No Lunch Break"! Really Good and Funny!!! We Shared That, Jessie and I!!!!}}

Another shot of ''Sonichu'' was posted, this time of [[Layla]] being fed by [[Punchy Sonichu]]. The panels shown originate from [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], and Quinn was allegedly aroused by it. If this is true, it would mean that on top of having a feeder fetish, she is also a [[Giant Penis Comic|furry]].

{{quotebox|She was Turned On with This from "Sonichu #9!!! I Like this Couple-Sharing Idea!!!!!}}

[[File:Icecream2.jpg|thumb|150px|Brain freeze, ft. [[unicorn cosplay]].]]

Chris then decided to broadcast his enormous girth to the world, commenting:
{{quotebox|THIS!!! Right Here was ALLLLL HERS!!!!!!}}

The final photo of the series was one of Chris himself with his palm on his forehead, captioned:
{{quotebox|This Brain Freeze, Right Here!!! Is On Her Conscious!!!}}

All posts, except for the last, were accompanied with "feeling discorded". Chris removed all the feeder posts from his Facebook timeline a while later.<ref>[[October_2017_Facebook_posts#Quinn.27s_missing_out]]</ref>

{{-}}

<center>{{collapsible
|Screenshots of Chris's posts
|<gallery perrow="3">
File:Sonichu feeder1.png|Rosechu gets fat.
File:Sonichu feeder2.png|Layla is fed.
File:Chris shows off his stomach.png|It could have ''all'' been hers.
</gallery>}}</center>

He then took to Twitter:

{{quotebox|Waiting for my [[Chris and socialization#In real life|FRIENDS]] to watch the MLP Movie With! My Girlfriend is unsurprisingly Absent! She Broke Up With Me, because of my Fan Base!!!<ref>[[October 2017 tweets#No GF for movie date]]</ref>
}}

===Not quite over her===

On 12 October, 2017, Chris posted on Twitter and Facebook:

{{quotebox|*sigh*

I miss her... — feeling melancholy}}

It was initially unclear who he missed, seeing as how he was still stalking Doopie and had recently tried contacting [[Megan]].

A day later he clarified who he meant, by posting:

{{quotebox|I Miss My Sweetheart! You Bullying People Scared Her Off!!! Night Star and Diamond Melody are Still a Loving Couple!}}

{{quotebox|Should ANYONE’s Fan Base Have to be intimidating about that person to Anyone Else?!!! Is My Fan Base That God-Awful? 😭 God, Help Us. }}

{{quotebox|By the way, Please Do Not Message me pretending to be her; I will not respond; I am not falling for it. — feeling melancholy}}

Later, he said,

{{quotebox|Ugh! Now I’m jealous of @[[PewDiePie|pewdiepie]]. He met his Sweerheart Through Facebook, talked a long while, and then met up. Unlike My Sweetie’s feelings about My Fan Base, His Sweetie was Not Intimated by His Fan Base! Ugh!!!}}

On 15 October:

{{quotebox|I miss Jessica. You Trolls Scared Her Off by either Hacking or Reporting her Facebook. You Uncouth Cads!}}

On 16 October:

{{quotebox|Realized Something! If She was a Troll, then Everything we had talked and shared about Would Have Been “Leaked” By now! HA! ❤️😊}}

{{quotebox|Dunk That into [[Pickle]] Brine and Eat It!}}

A ween questioned how he would know about any leaks:

{{quoteboxred|what if we leaked it without informing you. you have no leads.}}

Chris retorted:

{{quotebox|I would have found something on Kiwi.

Guess What! I haven’t! Ha!}}

Unfortunately, this means Chris has learned nothing, not realizing an online girlfriend is a troll, blaming other people for his misfortunes, and thinking that fictional characters actually exist in another dimension.

<center>
<gallery>
Missing-her.png
Jess-bullied.png
</gallery>
</center>

=== Moving on ===

As of 19 October, 2017, Chris made a post on [[Facebook]], proving he may be getting over their breakup:

{{quotebox|On a final note: Someone who isn't prepared for my trolls might not be right for me, and it's for the best she left if it wasn't right for her. And I do not need a significant other to define myself. I am fully capable of being happy with and for myself.}}

However, this may be a case of Chris simply saying what he thinks everyone wants him to say, but time will tell if he goes back to focusing on his [[Love Quest]].

==Relationship with Kiwi Farms==

There is evidence which suggests she lurks on the [[Kiwi Farms]] troll forum.

In [[April 2016]], a [[Kiwi Farms]] user commented on Chris exclaiming "Totes Swag!" in a status update, saying "We should introduce Chris to urbandictionary or other sources of hep lingo the kids are using nowadays. I want Chris to start calling everything hella." The next day, Quinn commented on Chris's update with "That's hella cool!"<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/whats-been-going-on-with-jessica-quinn.34063/page-9#post-2581872</ref>

In September 2017, after Kiwi Farms user "Moonman's Son" [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/i-chatted-with-jessica-chriss-new-sweetheart.34093/ leaked a private conversation] between himself and Quinn, she messaged him once more, addressing him with his username on the Farms and saying that she was done talking to him.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/i-chatted-with-jessica-chriss-new-sweetheart.34093/#post-2584257</ref>

There was [https://kiwifarms.net/members/schmessica-schminn.14648/ an account] created on the forum under the same name, but it was subsequently edited, with the username changed and every post deleted by moderators.

{{clear}}

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
Image:JessicaQuinnArt.jpg|Art by Chris.
File:Quinn body .jpg|How Quinn would have appeared in the [[Sonichu comics]].
File:Quinn pony.jpg|As a [[My Little Pony]] named Diamond Melody.
File:Quinn CWC ponies.jpg|With [[Night Star]].
File:JessicaQuinnEquestriaGirl.jpg|As an ''Equestria Girl''.
File:Jessicas.png|Her Facebook gallery, showcasing numerous selfies.
File:JessicaQuinn2.jpg|"Just remember, you're mine."
File:Jessisreal.PNG|Chris says that Jessie is real, and hints at an IRL meet up.
File:Quinn single.png|Quinn's Facebook, post-breakup.
File:Chris It's complicated.png|Chris's Facebook at the same time.
File:Jess-new-profile.png|Quinn's new Facebook profile picture after the first breakup.
</gallery></center>

{{clear}}

==References==
<references/>
{{Love quest}}
{{Sweethearts}}
{{People}}

{{DEFAULTSORT:Quinn, Jessica}}
[[Category:Gal pals]]

CopperCab

2017-10-28T15:39:34Z

Shekelberg:

{{stub}}

'''Michael Tyler Kittrell''' (born 29 October 1992), also known as '''CopperCab''' and '''Claire Kittrell''', is an American [[YouTube]] personality, best known for his debut video, "GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS!!", a rant about ''[[South Park]]'' joking about redheads not having souls, and his numerous videos involving him irately ranting about a number of different subjects. He would later be parodied in ''South Park''.

In October 2017, [[Chris]] [[Re-enactment - Gingers_Have_Souls|re-enacted]] "GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS!!". A week later, Kittrell noticed the video and re-enacted the [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]] video Chris had made ten years prior, also recording an interview with Chris.

==See also==
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EY39fkmqKBM GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS!!]
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bw17ZHAMN98 Kittrell's cover of Chris' cover of "Master Onion A-La-Mode"]

[[Category:People]]

Re-enactment - Gingers Have Souls

2017-10-23T05:11:23Z

Shekelberg:

'''Re-enactment - Gingers Have Souls''' is a video uploaded on 17 October 2017, where [[Chris]] re-enacts fellow Internet personality [[CopperCab]]'s video "GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS!!", which went viral in [[2010]].

== Video ==

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| stardate = 17 October 2017
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian
| subject = {{Other|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| Saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}
| shirt = Love is Love
| previous = [[CLog 10172017 - Medallion Making]]
| next =
}}

===Description===
{{quotebox|Just a Reminder: This is a Re-Enactment of the original video. I am not red-headed, nor have freckles, but I do this in empathy and agreement with them, as being among those who have been discriminated and demonized against before. Please, Be Kind and Respect Everyone, Regardless of differences. Thank You.

Copper's Original Video:

<nowiki>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EY39fkmqKBM</nowiki>}}

===Transcript===
Hello people of the internet. This is Christine Chandler coming to ya live from home once again with something quite special. I am about to do 'n- uh re-enactment of a famous video, a past famous one and I would like to make the pre-requisite and state- and make sure that this does not go out of context [pause] that these are not my feelings, these are the feelings of s-uh uh of this other person (the past?). You can look up his uh original video, I put a link in the description to his original video. And uh concerning what he had said back then, in response to a certain episode of South Park, but yeah I can totally relate to this. I mean you can put this against anybody really, anybody who's being discriminated against ??? minority including anybody in the- is LGBTQ, or hell might even say [[hair|blue hair.]] Blue-greenish hair? Whatever. But still, anyway. I can relate. I can empathize. So, again, this is a re-enactment. His words, not mine. But I'm gonna- but just pretend for the moment my hair would be red and I have- and pretend I have freckles, like [https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/mlp/images/d/d8/Applejack_S01E13_cropped.png/revision/latest?cb=20130419182236 Applejack.] Er, not to bring her into this ar- into this thing either. But anyway. [sighs]

[Chris barely raises his voice above normal for this entire thing] Uhh. Yeah. I just wanted to say that really irritates me when South Park say that red hair people don't have souls. Okay? Okay? Because we do. We do have souls, al'ight? Lately I've been called a ginger. A fat ginger. (Nobody?) at school. It really hurts my feelings. [shaking head] I don't like it, I don't like it, but hurts my bad. GINgers have souls! I go to church I'm a christian. You don't know me, you're not God. [attempts to replicate that famous sound from the original] You're not God. You don't know who has a soul and who doesn't. Alright. I'm a Christian. So if you think [pause] I don't have a soul, you tell me, otherwise fuck you bitches. Fuck you [pause] bitches you for real. I'm getting sick 'n tired of every(pony?) making fun of red haired people. [High pitched] Hahaha! He's a ginger, she's a ginger, they're ginger. Hahahahahaha hahaha ha. Yeah. [Voice returns to normal] Really. That's funny. Ha ha ha ha. Nyeah. Mkay. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha he heeee. I been called ginger d- every day, sin- every single day at school. Every day of my life. I contemplate suicide. All sorts of things. PZZES (pisses) me off. Ginger people do have souls. Alright, I'm red haired. I have red hair. Got red hair. I'm proud of it. Alright. Consider ginger people- I consider ginger a very slanderous word. Demeaning. And I'm tired of it tired of it. Y'know, everyone else gets respect. I mean blind people, white people, Mexicans, black people [unintelligible] everyone, everywhere. Gingers, why? Why do gingers have to be put down so much, like reeeeeallyyyyy? What's so different about us besides our hair color? Huh? Huh? Really? What's so fricken different about us? You tell me. Tell me. Cos God- cos I don't really see it. I don't see much of a difference really. Okay? Okay? I'm red haired. I'm red haired, I'm proud of it. I'm damn proud of it, okay. Everyone else, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I don't mean to insult you, but you know- I mean, I'm proud of me, proud of myself, you know it. I'm proud I've got freckles. Prouda my freckles. [Unintelligible]. God made me that way. I have a soul. So don't be fricken like that, okay? I have a soul. Ginger and proud of it! [Smacks chest]

Just like me. I'm a [[Tomgirl|lesbian transwoman]]. I have blue-green hair. I am very proud of myself. For real. [Smacks chest again]. And I appreciate myself, I love myself just the same as all the gingers out there who I will respect very much in that sense. [pause] They had their own self-respect and everything. [pause] I have respect for everybody who might feel disrespect, because I was disrespected myself. For real. So don't you be goin' out there dissin' anybody else. [pause] You show us some kindness. Some sincere kindness and respect. Okay? [[Death_threats|Don't make any (of us?) contemplate suicide or anything]]. It's not cool. It's not cool people. Alright? A'ight so that's all. I'm calming down. I'm cool. Very cool. [Unintelligible] re-enactment, with a bonus. Enjoy the interview coming soon. Featuring me. Thank you and have a good, safe day.

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[CLog 10172017 - Medallion Making]]|nextlink=}}

[[Category: Chris-chan videos, 2017]]
[[Category: Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Re-enactment - Gingers Have Souls

2017-10-23T05:11:01Z

Shekelberg:

'''Re-enactment - Gingers Have Souls''' is a video uploaded on 17 October 2017, where [[Chris]] re-enacts fellow Internet personality [[CopperCab]]'s video "GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS!!", which went viral in 2010.

== Video ==

{{Infobox/video
| name = Re-enactment - Gingers Have Souls
| video = {{#ev:youtube|v=KIgJ4YPxU5s}}
| stardate = 17 October 2017
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian
| subject = {{Other|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| Saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}
| shirt = Love is Love
| previous = [[CLog 10172017 - Medallion Making]]
| next =
}}

===Description===
{{quotebox|Just a Reminder: This is a Re-Enactment of the original video. I am not red-headed, nor have freckles, but I do this in empathy and agreement with them, as being among those who have been discriminated and demonized against before. Please, Be Kind and Respect Everyone, Regardless of differences. Thank You.

Copper's Original Video:

<nowiki>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EY39fkmqKBM</nowiki>}}

===Transcript===
Hello people of the internet. This is Christine Chandler coming to ya live from home once again with something quite special. I am about to do 'n- uh re-enactment of a famous video, a past famous one and I would like to make the pre-requisite and state- and make sure that this does not go out of context [pause] that these are not my feelings, these are the feelings of s-uh uh of this other person (the past?). You can look up his uh original video, I put a link in the description to his original video. And uh concerning what he had said back then, in response to a certain episode of South Park, but yeah I can totally relate to this. I mean you can put this against anybody really, anybody who's being discriminated against ??? minority including anybody in the- is LGBTQ, or hell might even say [[hair|blue hair.]] Blue-greenish hair? Whatever. But still, anyway. I can relate. I can empathize. So, again, this is a re-enactment. His words, not mine. But I'm gonna- but just pretend for the moment my hair would be red and I have- and pretend I have freckles, like [https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/mlp/images/d/d8/Applejack_S01E13_cropped.png/revision/latest?cb=20130419182236 Applejack.] Er, not to bring her into this ar- into this thing either. But anyway. [sighs]

[Chris barely raises his voice above normal for this entire thing] Uhh. Yeah. I just wanted to say that really irritates me when South Park say that red hair people don't have souls. Okay? Okay? Because we do. We do have souls, al'ight? Lately I've been called a ginger. A fat ginger. (Nobody?) at school. It really hurts my feelings. [shaking head] I don't like it, I don't like it, but hurts my bad. GINgers have souls! I go to church I'm a christian. You don't know me, you're not God. [attempts to replicate that famous sound from the original] You're not God. You don't know who has a soul and who doesn't. Alright. I'm a Christian. So if you think [pause] I don't have a soul, you tell me, otherwise fuck you bitches. Fuck you [pause] bitches you for real. I'm getting sick 'n tired of every(pony?) making fun of red haired people. [High pitched] Hahaha! He's a ginger, she's a ginger, they're ginger. Hahahahahaha hahaha ha. Yeah. [Voice returns to normal] Really. That's funny. Ha ha ha ha. Nyeah. Mkay. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha he heeee. I been called ginger d- every day, sin- every single day at school. Every day of my life. I contemplate suicide. All sorts of things. PZZES (pisses) me off. Ginger people do have souls. Alright, I'm red haired. I have red hair. Got red hair. I'm proud of it. Alright. Consider ginger people- I consider ginger a very slanderous word. Demeaning. And I'm tired of it tired of it. Y'know, everyone else gets respect. I mean blind people, white people, Mexicans, black people [unintelligible] everyone, everywhere. Gingers, why? Why do gingers have to be put down so much, like reeeeeallyyyyy? What's so different about us besides our hair color? Huh? Huh? Really? What's so fricken different about us? You tell me. Tell me. Cos God- cos I don't really see it. I don't see much of a difference really. Okay? Okay? I'm red haired. I'm red haired, I'm proud of it. I'm damn proud of it, okay. Everyone else, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I don't mean to insult you, but you know- I mean, I'm proud of me, proud of myself, you know it. I'm proud I've got freckles. Prouda my freckles. [Unintelligible]. God made me that way. I have a soul. So don't be fricken like that, okay? I have a soul. Ginger and proud of it! [Smacks chest]

Just like me. I'm a [[Tomgirl|lesbian transwoman]]. I have blue-green hair. I am very proud of myself. For real. [Smacks chest again]. And I appreciate myself, I love myself just the same as all the gingers out there who I will respect very much in that sense. [pause] They had their own self-respect and everything. [pause] I have respect for everybody who might feel disrespect, because I was disrespected myself. For real. So don't you be goin' out there dissin' anybody else. [pause] You show us some kindness. Some sincere kindness and respect. Okay? [[Death_threats|Don't make any (of us?) contemplate suicide or anything]]. It's not cool. It's not cool people. Alright? A'ight so that's all. I'm calming down. I'm cool. Very cool. [Unintelligible] re-enactment, with a bonus. Enjoy the interview coming soon. Featuring me. Thank you and have a good, safe day.

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Financhu Crisis

2017-10-23T05:08:19Z

Shekelberg:

{{Ongoing}}
{{Articleofthenow}}

{{quote|I do not feel I would be mentally suited for an application-required, long waits to be contacted or not contacted, "am I hired yet", under "The Man", Freaking job!!! Stop Telling me to "Get a Job". Gawd!!!|Chris, April 2017,<ref name=getajob>[[April 2017 Facebook posts#Chris explains why he won't get a job]]</ref> after his friends on Facebook refused to entertain his nonsense excuses for not having a job.}}

[[File:Please, Donate (720p).mp400001.png ‎|thumb|400px|Chris's online activity for much of 2016]]

The '''Financhu Crisis''' is a term coined by users from [[CWCki Forums|Kiwi Farms]] to describe the steep decline in the Chandler family's financial management beginning in early [[2016]].

Signs of the Chandlers' worsening finances were made apparent by the increasing amounts of begging videos and donation requests on [[YouTube]] and [[Facebook]].

Given that [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] is elderly on a [[tugboat|fixed income]], and [[Chris]] is [[stress|''lazy'']] on a fixed income, one could only bleakly speculate what will happen when Chris is eventually left to fend for himself once Barb passes away.

In June 2017, Chris began to take his [[Patreon]] account more seriously and recommenced drawing Sonichu comic pages. He has gotten several hundred dollars per month for his efforts. As a result, the begging has subsided.

==Background==
[[File:Financhu Wordle.png ‎|thumb|400px|A wordcloud of the videos and Facebook posts Chris made during the Financhu Crisis. Note how big "money" and "donations" are...]]

To this day, the Chandlers' financial woes are caused by their own irresponsible behaviors. Chris, [[Chris and money|learning absolutely nothing over the years]], has squandered any available money on [[Lego|children's toys]], [[PS4|video games]], [[McDonald's|fast food]] and [[sex toys]]. Barb, on the other hand, has simply been ignoring long-term debts and letting them pile up to alarming amounts, armed only with vain hopes that her manbaby would raise money for her bills.

'''Chris''' has made some efforts to generate income for the household over the past few years (bar that of [[Stress|actually finding a job]]), which included opening an [[Etsy|Etsy shop]] in [[2015]]. However, any profits gained would immediately go straight to toy purchases, an irresponsible move that would to turn out to be a recurring problem that keeps the Chandlers in the red. The shop would eventually shut down from Chris lazily not fulfilling Etsy orders, but he would still find some revenue by the occasional [[eBay]] sales of select merch from the [[14 Branchland Court|hoard]]. To further compound the issue, Chris has been instilled with a very real belief that [[fans]] are willing to drop large sums of money into his bank account [[Chris and his ego|for nothing]], an expectation that has since been strengthened by the $1,000 donation by [[DStecks]] in [[September 2015]]. This belief would take on the form of the many begging videos that highlight the saga to this day.

'''Barb''' seems to have outstanding debts that dwarf Chris's financial handiwork. On [[September 2016]], she faced lawsuits from Discover and Capital One for failing to pay the large amounts of her credit card debt, according to Virginia District Court records. It is worth noting that it takes a lot of ignored [[Trolls|debt collector]] calls over a long period of time to get a simple credit card debt escalated to a lawsuit, suggesting that Barb may have been outright ignoring making any payments to her credit cards. Only time will tell if more creditor companies begin to sue Barb for her neglect. In [[August 2016]], Chris revealed that the household is still under a [[14 Branchland Court#Mortgage|mortgage of $115,000]], introducing a far more worrying debt looming over the horizon.

Both Chris and Barb continue to barely stay afloat with their lives thanks to their own [[tugboat]]s, but their inactive lifestyle and reckless spending will not last forever at this rate.

Despite it all, '''Chris has not once attempted to find a job'''. In April 2017, with the household finances near the breaking point, one of Chris's IRL friends informed him of [https://www.vadars.org/ DARS], a service designed to help people with disabilities enter the workforce. [[Ego|Chris reacted ''with a temper tantrum, posting a multi-paragraph rant on not wanting to work'']].

==Outstanding debts==
This table summarizes various unpaid debts charged to credit cards and other owed amounts between Chris and Barb. Keep in mind that these are only amounts found by [[CWCki|Christorians]] via Chris' online posts and Virginia District Court public records.

On 30 November 2016, Chris started a [[Patreon]] with a goal of '''$250,000'''; he estimates $200,000 to pay off the mortgage and other debts, plus an extra $50,000 for himself, [[Chris and negotiation|just ''because'']].

{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
!data-sort-type="date"|Date
!data-sort-type="string"|Item
!data-sort-type="currency" |Amount ($)
|-
|Ongoing
|Credit card debt<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/3-9-chris-tweets-that-hes-a-feminist.28977/page-9#post-2140532</ref>
!style="text-align:right;" |6,000.00
|-
|24 September 2014
|Loan for [[Son-Chu]]
!style="text-align:right;" |9,000.00
|-
|1 March 2016
|PS4 purchase (via Fingerhut.com)
!style="text-align:right;" |540.00
|-
|16 March 2016
|Discover Bank court case
!style="text-align:right;" |4,706.93
|-
|16 April 2016
|Payday loan
!style="text-align:right;" |3,000.00
|-
|Ongoing
|Mortgage (revealed on Facebook)
!style="text-align:right;" |115,000.00
|-
|14 September 2016
|Capital One court case
!style="text-align:right;" |15,906.99
|- class="sortbottom"
!style="background-color:#E9E9E9; text-align:right;", colspan="2"|Total
!style="font-weight:bold;color:#FF0000"|$154,153.92
|}

==Chris's frivolous spending==
[[File:Had-to-pay-3fyhaf (credit to Gunslinger).png|thumb|300px|A recurring theme throughout the Crisis.]]

Like any terminally irresponsible adult, Chris likes to keep his [[bedroom]] filled with toys, while [[Chris and money|keeping his wallet empty]]. Below is an list of the known expenses Chris has made during the Financhu Crisis, collected from online postings and eBay purchase history. Some amounts are estimated, but all amounts are debilitating.

During [[2016]], Chris was known to waste over $2,500 on toys.

{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
!class="unsortable"|Item
!data-sort-type="currency" |Amount ($)
|-
|New PS4 console<ref>https://kiwifar.ms/threads/internet-detective-proves-chris-bought-the-ps4-himself.18249/</ref>
!style="text-align:right;" |540.00
|-
|About 30 game purchases for the PS4<ref>http://psnprofiles.com/Sonichu&completion=all&order=played&pf=ps4#content</ref>
!style="text-align:right;" |600.00
|-
|[https://shop.lego.com/en-US/Firehouse-Headquarters-75827 $350 Ghostbusters lego set], bought on eBay<ref name=l>https://kiwifar.ms/threads/chris-spent-over-425-on-ebay-last-month.19451/</ref> for ''higher''
!style="text-align:right;" |425.88
|-
|Transformers action figures<ref name=tftr>[[List of toys#Transformers: Titans Return]]</ref>
!style="text-align:right;"|587.00
|-
|[[Naru]], a dakimakura (or ''hug pillow'')
!style="text-align:right;"|90.00
|-
|Skylanders toys<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/List_of_toys#Skylanders</ref><ref>[[Skylanders Imaginators Leader Christine W Chandler: random Review N' Stuff]]</ref>
!style="text-align:right;"|195.00
|-
|Pokemon merchandise<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/List_of_toys#Pokemon</ref><ref name=ebay>[[List of toys#Bought in 2017 from eBay]]</ref>
!style="text-align:right;"|181.79
|-
|Amiibo (Smash series "Pit")<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/List_of_toys#Nintendo_Amiibos</ref>
!style="text-align:right;"|12.99
|-
|"I'm Done Adulting" T-Shirt<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/screenshot-www-facebook-com-2016-10-03-14-31-36-png.141291/</ref>
!style="text-align:right;"|23.99
|-
|Lego Dimensions (assorted sets)<ref>[[List of toys#Lego Dimensions]]</ref><ref name=ebay/>
!style="text-align:right;"|238.00
|-
|My Little Pony-themed card sleeves<ref name=ebay/>
!style="text-align:right;"|13.54
|-
|14K yellow gold Cleopatra bar 16" necklace<ref>[[http://archive.is/tPnTI]]</ref>
!style="text-align:right;"|399.99
|-
|[[Skylanders avatar]] products, for use as raffle prizes<ref>[[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04142017]]</ref>
!style="text-align:right;"|750
|-
|[[DoopieDoOver]] artwork
!style="text-align:right;"|80
|-
|- class="sortbottom"
!style="background-color:#E9E9E9; text-align:right;", colspan="1"|Total
!style="font-weight:bold;color:#FF0000"|$4,138.18
|}

==Why Chris refuses to work==
Despite actively begging for money for over a year and a half, Chris did not attempt to get a job. One of his IRL friends, a woman from his Pokemon club named Alexa P., became concerned after seeing Chris repeatedly beg on Facebook. She suggested, in November 2016<ref>[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Barb pawns jewelry, Chris decides to join Patreon]]</ref>, and again in April 2017<ref name=getajob/>, that he contact one of her family members who works at Virginia DARS, a government service that helps disabled individuals find work. At the first suggestion, Chris didn't follow through, and at the second, he fired off a rant about why he was unwilling to get a job, and Alexa then gave up trying to help him.

In his rant, Chris gave the following flimsy excuses:

*Busy with helping Barb and the pets.

*[[Ego|Trolls ruined his "background check"/reputation]].

*Risk of being discriminated against for his [[Tomgirl]] gender.

*[[Stress]]

*Fear of being incompetent.

Months later, in October 2017, Chris reiterated his excuse of helping Barb and the pets, and added another<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/CWCki_Forums#Kiwi_Farms_post</ref>:

*His passion for, and [[Chris and reality|psychic connection to, his imaginary friends in CWCville]].

[[Lies|None of his claimed reasons hold any weight]].

Despite his professed concern for Barb and the pets being his top priority, he had no qualms about going on [[BronyCon|a three-day trip to another state]] without bringing them along in August 2017.

A "background check," as explained by [[Jackie]] and [[Kim Wilson]] many times, only applies [[Chris and the Law|to legal records]], and Chris's misdemeanors [[Honor roll|would not prevent him]] from getting a job. Furthermore, Chris's legal name during the Financhu Crisis was Christine Chandler, and since most of his history being trolled is tied to his former Christian Chandler name, Google results for his current name greatly de-emphasize the trolls' influence. In addition, fellow lolcows like [[William Elliott Waterman]] and [[Kenneth Englehardt]] also have their names linked to their internet shenanigans, yet they have gained employment.

Discrimination on the basis of gender is illegal. Charlottesville is a fairly liberal city, so his trans identity should not be an issue.

Getting a job [[Hypocrisy|would have reduced his stress over needing to beg in order to afford more toys]].

His excuses on being fearful of making mistakes and his obsession over his imaginary friends are blocks set down by his own mind - revealing that, [[Chris and psychology|rather than growing up and assuming responsibility for his future, he would rather remain a manchild forever]].

==2016 timeline==

===March===
*1st - Chris buys a PS4, worth $540, from Fingerhut (using a credit card).<ref>https://kiwifar.ms/threads/internet-detective-proves-chris-bought-the-ps4-himself.18249/</ref>
*16th - Barb is found guilty in a debt case involving Discover Financial Services. The judgement states that she owes $4,706.93.<ref>https://kiwifar.ms/threads/barb-sued-by-discover-bank.18379/page-28#post-1324090</ref>
*19th - Chris spends $425 on a single Lego set,<ref name=l/> available for $75 less on the lego website.<ref>https://shop.lego.com/en-US/Firehouse-Headquarters-75827</ref>

===April===
*12th - [[Please, Donate|Chris begs]]. This video is notable for being the first video devoted to asking for money.
*16th - It's revealed that Chris borrowed $3,000 from a payday loan.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-spent-over-425-on-ebay-last-month.19451/page-13#post-1392146</ref>
*24th - [[Donation Request|Chris begs]] again, this time without offering crafts in exchange.

===May===
*4th - The donations listing on Chris's Etsy shop is removed, presumably for violating TOS.<ref>https://kiwifar.ms/threads/fb-4-29-chris-is-excited-about-ratchet-clank-totes-swag.20150/page-10#post-1434759</ref>
*9th - Chris spends $60 on his [[waifu|waifu]].
*23rd - The Chandlers pay $616.52 for the first half of 14BC's 2016 [[:File:Property tax 2016 part1.png|property tax]].
*23rd - [[Donations, Please, plus Live Game Stream tonight.|Chris begs]] for bananas. He also [[Live Game Stream - Uncharted|announces]] the debut of a Support button on his Youtube channel to replace the Etsy listing.
*25th - Chris begs [[May 2016 Facebook posts#Etsy listing removal|in a Facebook post]] while reminding readers that Etsy removed his donation listing and that he has a Support button on Youtube instead.
*26th - Chris begs [[May 2016 Facebook posts#Uncharted video and donations|on Facebook]], links to his game stream of Uncharted and repeats his statements from the 25th.
*28th - Chris spends nearly $100 on Transformers.<ref>https://kiwifar.ms/threads/updated-6-1-2016-chris-spent-100-on-transformers-five-days-after-begging-for-money.21201/</ref>
*29th - Chris spends another $30 on his waifu.<ref>https://kiwifar.ms/threads/updated-6-1-2016-chris-spent-100-on-transformers-five-days-after-begging-for-money.21201/page-8#post-1498444</ref>
*31st - Chris spends $150 more on Transformers.<ref>https://kiwifar.ms/threads/updated-6-1-2016-chris-spent-100-on-transformers-five-days-after-begging-for-money.21201/page-6#post-1496692</ref>

===June===
*8th - Chris's Etsy shop is closed,<ref>[[Etsy#Shop Closure]]</ref> presumably for failing to send orders.
*11th - [[Cwcville Shopping is on Vacation|Chris begs]] for money in the same video in which he announces that his shop is closed. Starting from this video, Chris adds his begging to the video descriptions.
*14th - Chris begs to have $100 for Barb's asthma medicine, in [[Donations Required, Serious. Please help|two]] [[Donations Requested, Please|videos]] which feature Barb.
*17th - [[Reading "Unicorns, Rainbows, and a Bluebird of Happiness" Chapter 1|Chris begs]] to have $200 for an electric bill, while reading a fanfic called "Unicorns, Rainbows, and a Bluebird of Happiness".
*19th - [[Reading "Unicorns, Rainbows, and a Bluebird of Happiness" Chapter 2|Chris begs]], again saying he wants $200 for an electric bill, and also wanting food money, while reading another chapter of Bluebird.
*19th - Chris wants to become a [[Women Only Need Apply - No STD's|prostitute]], in an attempt to get both money and china.
*26th - Chris begs his half-brother [[Cole Smithey|Cole Smithey]] for financial help, while simultaneously insulting him for "pissing and burning" the money he earns from working as a movie critic on apartment rent.<ref>[[June 2016 Facebook posts#O brother, where art thou?]]</ref>
*29th - [[Announcement 06292016|Chris begs]], saying that even though he got donations, he wants more because "we could still do better", before reading the third chapter of Bluebird.

===July===
*1st - Chris pays his $541 court costs for pepper-spraying a Gamestop employee in 2014.<ref>https://kiwifar.ms/threads/7-1-chris-paid-his-court-costs.22142/</ref>
*8th - [[Rainbows Unicorns and a Bluebird of Happiness Chapter 4|Chris begs]] while reading chapter four of Bluebird.
*9th - [[Announcement 20160709|Chris begs]] in a long rant, saying he is stressed from dealing with finances. He mentions a mortgage among the bills. He wants food money for himself, Barb and their pets.
*10th–11th - [[HELP, PLEASE!!!|Chris begs]] in a series of four videos, wanting $20 or $50. He demeans himself on camera to get people to donate. Finally, he thanks people for sending the "minimum $20" before begging to have money for Barb's teeth.
*13th - [[Donations Further Requested, Please|Barb begs]] to have money for her dental work.
*13th - Chris finally decides to sell some of his toys to raise money. He lists one Pokémon card on eBay for $50.<ref>[[July 2016 Facebook posts#Chris Offers a Pokemon Card for Sale]]</ref>
*14th - Chris lists two more Pokémon cards on eBay, for $100 each.
*15th - Chris begs for food money in a [[July 2016 Facebook posts#"I'm not on drugs!"|Facebook post]], complaining that people aren't willing to donate anymore.
*18th - [[Update 20160718|Chris begs]] for money in the same video in which he reads an anniversary dedication, while expecting to be paid $50 for it.
*18th - One of the $100 Pokémon cards Chris listed on eBay is sold.<ref>http://offer.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewBidsLogin&item=282101638696</ref>
*20th–22nd - Chris produces [[Paid Video Requests|eight videos]] to earn money from his fanbase.
*23rd - Chris returns to begging [[July 2016 Facebook posts#2 Strikes on Youtube|on Facebook]]. He also announces that "this window is for Donations Only. No video requests until further notice", after his YouTube account receives its second strike against it for violating policy on "nudity or sexual content" after [[Paid Video Requests#Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Shake my boobies|a video]] he uploaded on the 22nd got reported. He [[:File:Cwc-crayolasword-stitched.png|also begs]] to a Kiwi Farms user named crayolasword who asks him about the situation.
*24th - Chris announces [[July 2016 Facebook posts#I have grown a labia!|on Facebook]] that he has grown a labia using subliminal frequencies found on YouTube. He also requests donations for gender reassignment.
*26th - Three days after being barred from uploading videos to his CwcvilleGuardian YouTube account, Chris circumvents the ban by [[Paid Video Request Reminder|uploading to another account]], restarting the Paid Video Requests program and accepting offers for $10-$50.
*28th - Chris makes one sale on the video program.

===August===
<center><gallery>
File:Barb capitalone.png|Capital One Bank vs Barb
File:Dogcourtcase2.png|Chris fined - No county dog tag 2
File:Dogcourtcase1.png|Chris fined - No rabies certificate 2
</gallery></center>
*4th - Barb is sued by yet another bank. The hearing will take place on September 14th.
*5th - Chris pays $121 in court costs and fines for failing to acquire proper certifications for his dogs.
*5th - Chris begs for donations in [[August 2016 Facebook posts#House Cleaning|a Facebook post]] and asks for tubes of [[Oestrogel application and Vibrating Bra, How To.|Oestrogel]] to be sent to him.
*9th - Chris relists the Birthday Pikachu card on eBay for $500 and begs people to "Buy It Now and help me and my family".<ref>[[August 2016 Facebook posts#Buy this $3,000 VHS tape]]</ref> He also offers a VHS tape of Aladdin for $3,000.<ref>http://www.ebay.com/itm/282128626463</ref>
*11th - Chris begs [[Cole Smithey|Cole Smithey]] for financial help again, this time by saying, "Hey! Cole!!! Get off of your ass and apologize and make peace with us here, In Person, and Help Us Financially, Please".<ref>[[August 2016 Facebook posts|Get off your ass, Cole!]]</ref>
*14th - A buyer purchases the [[Megatron pistol]] from Chris, netting Chris $50. It's the first Relic of Fail to be sold during the Crisis.
*31st - Chris begs his audience [[August 2016 Facebook posts#Who wants to pay our mortgage?!|on Facebook]] to pay his mortgage of $115,000.

===September===
<center><gallery>
File:Barb vs Capital One Bank result.png|Capital One Bank court ruling.
</gallery></center>
*12th - Chris is spotted and photographed at a [[Card Games#Toys "Я" Us|Toys "Я" Us]] buying two tins of Pokemon Cards, two days before his mother goes to court.
*14th - Greene County's court rules that Barb owes $15,906.99 in unpaid debt to Capital One bank.
*19th - Chris begs in [[September 2016 Facebook posts#Another new cat|a Facebook post]], while showing off his new pet cat. He wants money to cover bills for the second half of the month, one paragraph after stating that he needed "allowance fun" to get a break from [[stress]] in the first half of the month.
*27th - Chris claims in a [[Something Completely Different - A few Transformers Jokes, also anti-Pmurt|video]] that the "fickle finances" are improving for him and Barb, shortly before playing with his newly-bought Transformers toys, showing that he is unaware or does not care about the fact that his mother legally owes over $20,000 as a result of the two lawsuits filed against her in 2016 or that the property tax for their house will be due in two months.

===October===
*18th - Chris resumes begging in a [[I'm sick; we need money donations; no video requests for a while|video]], saying that he is sick and that he is running low on chicken noodle soup and money. Notably, he had spent $160 buying Transformers toys on Ebay in the weeks beforehand.<ref name=tftr/>

===November===
<center><gallery>
File:Receipt for a penny - credit to Philosophy Phil.png|$0.01 donation
</gallery></center>

*9th - Chris, in response to the election, films a [[Eid, Pmurt, Eid|video]] of him destroying a Transformer toy that is meant to represent Donald Trump. The toy was part of the Transformers toy purchase back in September, costing him $25.
*18th - Chris spends $90 on Pokemon<ref>[[Twitter#Ticked off about Pokemon Sun]]</ref><ref>[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Pokemon Sun and Moon networking]]</ref> and Transformers.<ref>[[Twitter#More wish list demands]]</ref>
*21st - The Chandlers pay the second half of their 2016 property tax for 14 Branchland Court, costing them $616.52.<ref>[[:File:Propertytax2016paid.png]]</ref>
*21st - Chris [[Help, please|makes another video]] to beg for donations again. He also [[Twitter#Help, please|posts]] to Twitter, saying, "We need more money, please. The Mortgage people are [[Kick the Autistic|kicking us again]]. Please send money to me via PayPal".
*22nd - Chris reacts to a penny donated by a troll,<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/yt-11-21-help-please.25958/page-6#post-1893900</ref> [[Twitter#We need more than a penny|tweeting]], "We need Donations larger than a penny apiece. Please try to give us $10 or a Lot more than that".
*30th - Chris [[November 2016 Facebook posts#Barb pawns jewelry, Chris decides to join Patreon|posts]] that he will join [[Patreon]], after Barb had to pawn a necklace, which she had to sell at a significant loss for $325, to pay debts/bills.
*30th - Chris [[November 2016 Facebook posts#Another wish list update|updates]] his Christmas [[wish list]], to remove the $50 Transformers toy,<ref>http://www.bigbadtoystore.com/bbts/product.aspx?product=HAS25156&mode=retail Chris mentioned this shop listing</ref> named "Alpha Trion and Astrotrain", which he had bought. He does not pawn this, or any of his other toys, to help Barb; instead, he makes [[The Alpha Trion/"Young Warrior" Challenge|a video of himself playing with it]].
*30th - Chris launches his [[Patreon]] account. He states that he wants $200,000 to pay the "home's finances, including the Mortgage and Credit Cards". He also says he wants an extra $50,000 for "[[List of toys|rainy day(s)]]"

===December===
*1st - Chris updates his [[Patreon]] with more gifts, consisting of merchandise from Skylanders [[Chris and his Ego#Fixation on self-image|customized to appear like his in-game avatar]] (which would be produced by that company) and clarifies that he wants $250,000 total, rather than per month, showing that he still has unrealistic views on how much he can scam out of people.
*2nd - Chris uploads [[Alpha Trion/"Young" warrior challenge explained]], in which he plugs his Patreon channel while playing with expensive Transformers toys.
*19th - Barb wants to sell a [[Craigslist#Riding lawn tractor|riding lawn tractor]] for $595.

==2017 Timeline==
===January '17===
*4th - Chris [[January 2017 Facebook Posts#Inability to feel like drawing and writing the stories|whines]] about having "head of household worries", like the bills and debt; however, instead of Adulting and applying for a job, he begs to have $500 a month.
*13th - Over three weeks after the original lawn tractor ad was taken down from [[Craigslist]] due to a ween, Chris finally realized what happened and re-posted it, still asking for $595. In the meantime, he had bought over $100 worth of [[Z-Ring Fun Extra|Pokemon]] and [[Skylanders Imaginators Leader Christine W Chandler: random Review N' Stuff|Skylanders]] toys and had made videos of himself playing with them.

===February '17===
*16th - Chris uploads [[A browsing around an ol' playground]], in which he begs for money before showing footage of himself walking around a playground.
*17th - One day after begging for handouts of $10 per person, Chris plays a newly-purchased video game level for ''Lego Dimensions'', ''The Lego Batman Movie Story Pack'', which had been released on 10 February with a cost between $35-$50.<ref>https://psnprofiles.com/trophies/3900-lego-dimensions/Sonichu</ref>

===March '17===
*1st - Chris offers parts of [[March 2017 Facebook Posts#Selling Bob's stamp collection|Bob's stamp collection]] for sale.
*2nd - Chris spends $50.25 on toys after making $68 (minus the cost of shipping) from selling his father's stamps.<ref name=ebay/>
*3rd - Chris lists his [[EBay#Chris's stamp album|personal stamp album]] for $1,000.
*7th - Chris buys Lego World for the PS4 on its release date<ref>https://psnprofiles.com/trophies/5906-lego-worlds/Sonichu</ref> for $30, erasing the last of the profit he had made from selling stamps, even though he had claimed to need the money for paying bills.
*13th - He spends another $9 on Transformers.<ref name=ebay/>
*19th - Chris [[March 2017 Facebook Posts#Please buy stamps|begs on Facebook]] for people to buy more stamps, saying "[[Lie|My mother and I can Really do with the money]]". At that point, he had made $85 in sales then quickly spent $90 on toys.<ref name=ebay/> <ref>[[List of Chris's video games#PlayStation 4 (PS4)]]</ref>
*19th - White knights spring into action and purchase seven stamps, totaling $41.50. Five were bought by a single person (at $34) and the rest ($7.50) by two others.
*19th - Chris lies about wasting stamp money on toys, claiming in Facebook's comments section that he "did NOT buy any lego sets" and that the money went towards "our debtor payments" instead.

===April '17===
*4th - Barb's [[April 2017 Facebook posts#Whining about the mortgage|bank account is over $800 in the red]] after making two payments to Seterus, Inc, a loan servicing company - likely a result of failing to juggle both a past-due account and the autopay feature.
*5th - Chris [[April 2017 Facebook posts#Chris explains why he won't get a job|throws a tantrum at his Facebook friends]] after they suggest he get a job and begs for sales on his "high priced" stamp covers.
*6th - [[2017 tweets#Begging Cole for money|Chris tweets]] to [[Cole Smithey]], asking for financial help.
*7th - Chris lists the [[Sonic Totem]] on eBay for $1,500. It sold within 4 hours.<ref>http://archive.is/yGMuu - The video announcement was uploaded at 4:16 pm and the Totem sold at 8:09 pm (both times Eastern)</ref> It is also discovered that the value of 14 Branchland Court has decreased by $3,248 in the past 30 days, according to Zillow.com.
*7th - One hour after the Totem sale, Chris buys a $400 necklace for Barb, to replace one she pawned in November 2016.<ref>http://archive.is/tPnTI</ref> During the next three days, he orders $750 worth of [[Skylanders avatar]] products for his [[Stamps|raffle prizes]].<ref>He mentions ordering in [[By the book, Buy the book plus update]] and confirmed the amount in [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04142017]]</ref>
*10th - Chris [[By the book, Buy the book plus update|implores people to buy his $1,000 stamp album]], because he had ''already spent the money from selling the totem.'' He also states he will mail it later in the week.
*14th - Barb begs, [[EMERGENCY HOME UPDATE|claiming she needs money to pay an overdue power bill]], ''while wearing the $400 necklace Chris had bought her a week before''. Six hours later, Chris records a [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04142017|23-minute video of him playing with expensive toys]]. He also explains that he had used part of the Totem sale money to service his credit card debt.
*17th - In a sign of desperation, Chris [[April 2017 Facebook posts#Half-price on stamp album|slashes the price on his stamp album]] by half, to $500, and begs people to buy it.
*18th - Chris [[2017 tweets#Begging to Cole again|begs to Cole]] for the second time this month.
*19th - Chris's [[April 2017 Facebook posts#Offering six Sonichu drawings for $2,000|Paypal account is in the red by over $1,450]], because he had failed to ship the Sonic Totem; as a result, the buyer filed a dispute and eBay or Paypal placed a temporary hold on the $1,500, pulling it from Chris's account.<br>He [[eBay#Sonichu drawings from 2014|lists six Sonichu drawings]], from 2014, at $2,000 for the lot.<br>Then, he digs through 10 to 20 bags of wet, moldy clothes, left over from the [[Destruction Of Chris's House]] three years before, and finds The Classic shirt. He [[eBay#The Classic shirt|lists it on eBay]] for $12,000 (or a Buy It Now price of $20,000).<br>Later, he records [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04192017 - The Shirt]] to promote the listing.
*20th - [[April 2017 Facebook posts#Barb borrowed from life insurance|Barb bails herself and Chris out of imminent financial ruin]] by borrowing from their life insurance, repeating [[Open Relationship E-mails#Barb is borrowing from Chris's life insurance|a move she pulled in 2014]]. This time, she uses the cash to fix the $800 deficit on her bank account, pay for Chris to ship the Sonic Totem to its buyer, and buy groceries.
*21st - The [[Sonic Totem]] buyer receives it in the mail and leaves positive feedback, saying, "The item arrived safely". Since the dispute was resolved, the sale money was then released to Chris, putting his Paypal back in the black.
*22nd - The [[eBay#The Classic shirt|auction for the Classic Shirt]] concludes, bid to $25,100.
*27th - Chris [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04272017|asks people to buy his stamp album for $500]], since his bank account is still in the red. He also mentions that the Classic Shirt buyer had not paid him $25,100 for it yet, and he would give her until the next day to begin paying.
*30th - The [[Stamps#Raffle|raffle]] concludes. Chris had revenue of $165.76, but spent $790 on prizes and is obligated to spend $90 more, leaving him with a '''negative profit of $714.24'''.

===May '17===
[[File:Paypal request to cole.png|thumb|What Cole would have seen if he had clicked on the Paypal.me link Chris tweeted to him while begging this month.]]
[[File:Penny_donation_may_2017.jpeg|thumb|What Cole would have really paid.]]

*5th - On eBay, Chris halves the prices on two listings: his stamp album (again), to $250; and a collection of Sonichu drawings from 2014, to $1,000. He [[May 2017 Facebook posts#Reduced prices on eBay|begs people to buy]] on Facebook.
*5th - In a display of [[hypocrisy]], Chris mocks [[Cole Smithey]] on Twitter [[May 2017 tweets#Mocking Cole for requesting donations|for requesting donations on Patreon]].
*5th - Chris claims his bank account is in the red for the second time in a week [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 05052017|due to the auto-pay for one of his bills]], echoing the exact problem Barb claimed in the previous month. Chris's [[Monthly Tugboat]] had deposited $1,300 to him two days beforehand.<br> He also realizes that The Classic bidder won't be paying for it.
*8th - Over the course of a week, Chris had spent $90 on [[List of Chris's video games#Games bought during the Financhu Crisis|six new PS4 games]], even though he had said his bank account was in the red. PSN allows Paypal for purchases, so Chris was either lying or being financially irresponsible by using his Paypal to fund the purchases instead of transferring the money to his bank.
*8th - After 561 days since the last update to the Sonichu comic, [[Etsy#Donate towards New Comic Book Pages|which he had been paid over $1,000 to do]], Chris [[Live Drawing Stream - 05082017|resumes work on it]]. He requests donations and pledges to his Patreon for his effort. A day later, he had gotten zero new pledges.
*10th - Chris again halves the price on the Sonichu drawings, to $500, and [[May 2017 Facebook posts#Slashed price on Sonichu drawings|begs for a sale]], stating, "my mom and I could do with some more money, please".
*11th - Chris [[May 2017 tweets#Paypal.me|links to his new Paypal.me account]] and begs for financial help.
*11th - Barb [[May 2017 tweets#Financial leap of faith|is allowing her bank account to be in the red after a mortgage payment]]. Less than a week after mocking Cole for not reconciling with Barb, Chris [[May 2017 tweets#Help, Cole!|begs him for money]], asking for [[DStecks|$1,000]].
*14th - [[Live Drawing Stream#05142017|Another livestream of Chris drawing]] Sonichu comic pages is recorded, clocking in at 1 hour and 38 minutes of footage. Chris begs for $10 donations or pledges to [[Patreon]] in the video description.
*15th - Chris [[Live Drawing Stream#05152017|records himself using Photoshop for an hour and a half]]. He begs for his audience to "PLEASE DONATE BIG NOW!" It should be noted that he filmed himself surrounded by expensive electronics, such as the PS4 camera and laptop (possibly a newly-acquired one, as it had not been mentioned by Chris before).
*16th - Chris [[May 2017 tweets#Begging to Cole again|tries to beg from Cole again]], still asking for [[DStecks|$1,000]].
*17th - The Chandlers pay the first half of the 2017 property tax for [[14 Branchland Court]], costing them $606.83.<ref>[[:File:Propertytax2017 1.png]]</ref>
*19th - After announcing that [[May 2017 Facebook posts#Pretend ads in Sonichu|Sonichu 11 pages will be ready in a few days]], Chris begs for handouts. Later that day, he discovers that his cat, Sorbet, [[May 2017 Facebook posts#Sorbet badly injured, staying at vet|had been seriously injured]] and takes him to a vet.
*24th - Chris [[Minor Update, Handouts!|begs for handouts on video]], claiming to need money for food and mentioning that he was charged $160 for Sorbet's vet bill. He demands for donations to be at least a dollar and suggests a $10 minimum. An hour later, he uploads another video, angered at having received a donation of less than a dollar. In the second video, Barb appears and joins in the begging, requesting money for meal replacement shakes.
*25th - Chris [[May 2017 Facebook posts#More begging|links to the first of the previous day's videos on Facebook]] and begs again. He also deletes the second video.

===June '17===
*16th - Barb [[We need immediate funds, please|begs for food money]], while wearing both a $400 gold necklace and a [[Semen|pearl necklace]]. Shortly after, Chris posts an in-progress Sonichu page to [[Patreon]] and begs on that platform for grocery money.

===July '17===
[[File:Mariner Finance vs Chris.png|thumb|150px|Mariner Finance vs Chris]]

*11th - Mariner Finance sues Chris for unpaid debt.
*22nd - After a month without begging, due to a boost in [[Patreon]] funds after Chris revived the Sonichu comic, [[July 2017 tweets#Resuming begging|he begs for $50]]. He had given that amount to [[DoopieDoOver]] earlier that month as a pledge on her Patreon.

===August '17===
[[File:20170824 Mariner verdict.png|thumb|150px|Verdict on Mariner Finance case]]
*1st - Chris pledges more money to [[DoopieDoOver]]'s Patreons, hoping to receive anthropomorphized lesbian [[My Little Pony]] porn in return. Doopie, aware of Chris and Barb's financial straits, offers to refund Chris's payments to her, but he refuses.
*11th–13th - Chris makes an expensive, three-day trip to [[BronyCon]] in Maryland. [[Kiwi Farms]] users have estimated the cost of such a trip to be at least $600.
*24th - A "case dismissed" judgement is given for Chris's unpaid debt case with Mariner Finance.

===September '17===
*1st - Chris donates $20 to Red Cross to help victims in the wake of Hurricane Harvey in Texas after seeing a message from Tara Strong on Twitter.<ref name=septtweets>[[September 2017 tweets]]</ref>

===October '17===
*9th - Chris records [[CLog Special - PATREON & MORE‎‎|an updated intro for his Patreon]], stating that he still needs the income from it for [[List of toys|bills]].

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==See also==
*[[Chris and money]] - A more general overview of Chris's finances
*[[Chris and business]] - Chris's attempts to make money outside of begging
*[[DStecks]] - Some argue that his donation inspired Chris's shameless begging

==References==
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[[Category:Sagas]]
[[Category:Things bought with taxpayer money]]

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Chris in the media

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[[Image:The truth about cwc.jpg|thumb|right|Just you wait.]]
{{see also|Sonic the Hedgehog#References to Chris}}

[[Chris]], being an attention whore of sorts, has frequently managed to find himself in the '''media''' spotlight. Whether it be [[Chris and television|television]], newspapers, magazines or, of course, [[Chris and the Internet|the Internet]], if Chris can find some way to get his 15 minutes of fame, he'll do it.

==Traditional media==
===''Richmond Times-Dispatch''===
{{main|IT TOOK A TALKING BEAR TO GIVE THE NAME A YOUNG BOY LOVES}}

In 1993, the ''[[Wikipedia:Richmond Times-Dispatch|Richmond Times-Dispatch]]'' newspaper ran an article detailing how Chris changed his name from "Christopher" to "Christian". This was Chris's first known appearance in media.

===Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes===
{{main|Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes}}

Chris's second appearance in the media was a news report in [[1994]] chronicling Chris's first victory, winning a contest celebrating one of the [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] cartoons.

===Chris Chan in the PokéNews===
{{main|Chris Chan in the PokéNews}}

In [[1999]], Chris made his third appearance in a news report on the growing success of the Pokémon Trading Card Game. He was 17 years old at the time, and he was playing [[Pokémon]] cards with [[Pedofork|kids as young as 8]].

===''Nintendo Power'' Magazine===
{{main|Nintendo Power Magazine}}

Twice, Chris has used the magazine ''Nintendo Power'' to get himself attention. First was a letter Chris wrote telling Nintendo how he used a [[Sprung|video game]] to cure his [[Noviophobia|fear of talking to girls]]. The second time detailed Chris's ''Animal Crossing'' video, though there he was known as [[Sonichu]], not Chris.

===[[Shoujo Beat]]===
{{main|Shoujo Beat}}

Chris sent a letter to an [[anime]]-themed magazine that got published in its November [[2005]] issue. In it, he complains about [[JERKS]] taking away all the pretty [[boyfriend-free girl]]s and leaving him to be a [[Virgin With Rage|lonesome virgin]]. A response was published in the March [[2006]] issue, in which the writer instructs Chris on the error of his ways.

===''Daily Progress''===

====2007====
[[Image:CWCinDailyProgressJuly142007.jpg|thumb|Admit it, if you've never heard of Chris before, would you think that they were actually referring to a 25-year-old man here?]]

On 14 [[July 2007]], Chris and Barb were mentioned in their local newspaper, the ''Charlottesville Daily Progress''.<ref>http://www.dailyprogress.com/news/rummage-sale-goes-all-year/article_8364fd1b-b1cf-5902-91f9-d05a19a0453d.html</ref>

{{quotebox|The line began forming outside the door around 2 p.m., three hours before the SPCA's new rummage shop in Charlottesville opened for a special sneak preview Friday.

By 4:45, nearly 50 people were waiting in line, while about 30 volunteers inside put the finishing touches in place.

"I've got my eye on the riding mower right there," said Barry Ross as he stood at the head of the line, looking through the window at a red tractor.

And right behind Ross, Christian and Barbara Chandler were waiting to shop. Christian wanted toys and video games, while his mother wanted to look for fabric.}}

====2017====

[[File:Dailyprogress print cville pride cwc.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Chris in his [[unicorn cosplay]].]]

A decade later, on 16 [[September 2017]], Chris was photographed by ''Daily Progress'' staff at a [[Cville Pride]] event.<ref>http://www.dailyprogress.com/gallery/cville-pride-festival/collection_58055de6-9b2a-11e7-b098-83d0250a47fb.html#tncms-source=endcard-gallery</ref>

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===Toucher and Rich===
{{main|Toucher and Rich Segment}}

On 12 [[May 2009]] Chris's antics became so famous that it sparked the interest of a radio podcast in [[Wikipedia:Boston|Boston]]. The whole media furor was sparked by the "[[I Got A Fish]]" video. However, most of the show covered Chris's videos addressed to [[Ivy]].<ref>[http://www.wbcn.com/topic/play_window.php?audioType=Episode&audioId=3705145]</ref>

===Kevin and Bean===
{{main|The Kevin and Bean Show Segment}}

One of Chris's [[Captain's Log]]s is dissected by the hosts [[Wikipedia:Kevin and Bean|Kevin and Bean]]. Notably, the [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|video in question]] required ''a full two minutes'' dedicated to disclaimers, as well as censoring of [[Semen#Recycling|certain]] [[Honest content|unairable]] [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|acts]] .

===''Web Soup''===
{{main|For G4s Web Soup}}

Once again, Chris's "[[I Got A Fish]]" video was briefly featured, this time on [[Wikipedia:G4 (TV channel)|G4]]'s ''[[Wikipedia:Web Soup|Web Soup]]'' on 2 [[July 2009]]. While the segment lasted less than 30 seconds, Chris initially felt honored and used the opportunity to try to score some [[china]], only to belatedly realize after he uploaded an entire video about it that shows like ''Web Soup'' are devoted to mocking people like him.

===Save McIntire Park===
{{main|McIntire Park}}

In [[July 2009]], Chris briefly appears in the background of a news segment about saving McIntire Park, [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]]. Later, Chris receives recognition at a council meeting for drawing a large sign.

===''Slylock Fox''===
[[File:SonichuSlylockFox25Sep2011.JPG|thumb|115px|"Christian Weston Chandler, Age 9"]]

On 25 September 2011, ''[[Wikipedia:Slylock Fox & Comics for Kids|Slylock Fox & Comics for Kids]]'', a comic strip about comic strips published by King Features Syndicate, featured a black-and-white image<ref>[http://content.comicskingdom.net/Slylock/Slylock.20110925.gif]</ref> of [[Sonichu]] in the "Your Drawing" panel. The illustration, which ran in thousands of papers nationwide, was accompanied by text, which read: "Today's terrific artist is Christian Weston Chandler, Age 9." The strip's author, Bob Weber Jr., admitted on the Comics Curmudgeon blog<ref>[http://joshreads.com/?p=10951#comment-1014594]</ref> that he fully believed that the "artist" was 9 (rather than 29) when he selected the drawing out of the dozens that are submitted to the strip every week.

===Opie & Anthony===
{{main|Opie and Anthony}}

On 27 [[May 2009]], ''[[Wikipedia:Opie and Anthony|The Opie & Anthony Show]]'' on [[Wikipedia:Sirius XM Radio|Sirius XM Radio]], which was broadcast to 18.5 million units, [[Opie and Anthony|did a commentary segment]] on Chris's video response to drinking his own [[cum]] and shitting his adult diapers. It is unknown whether he's realized that his [[autistic]] antics have technically been broadcast to low earth orbit.

===''Houston Press''===
On 12 [[July 2012]], the ''[[Wikipedia:Houston Press|Houston Press]]'' published an article on Rex Nabours III of defunct folk punk band Guwange and his attempts to raise money for sick children. Nabours was quoted in the article saying "I did a Christian Weston Chandler (the ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' guy) [[Trollsta's Paradise: A True and Honest Tribute to Christian & The Hedgehog Boys|covers album]] earlier this year with the intent of giving any money I made off of it to Autism-related charities because the dude is basically [[Song for Jackie.MOV|blackface]] for autism".<ref>http://blogs.houstonpress.com/artattack/2012/07/rex_nabours_extra_life.php</ref>

===''Failosophy'' ===
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MTV's show ''[[Wikipedia:Failosophy|Failosophy]]'' mocked Internet idiots like Chris. While the show lasted a mere 3 months due to negative reception, one of his [[Tomgirl]] pics memorably and unsurprisingly showed up in the 4th episode of the show, viewed by almost a million people. Jump to 0:26 for his appearance.

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Chris, unusually, gave a response via [[Facebook]].

{{quotebox| I had no ill will against MTV. I enjoyed the women in "[[Wikipedia:Undressed|Undressed]]"; I like [[Beavis and Butt-head|Daria]]; the [[Dating education|dating game show]] was fun to watch, and to put them way at the bottom, [[Beavis and Butt-head|Beavis and Butt-Head]] were [[Christian Weston Chandler|so stupid, it became crazy-funny]].

I have been the victim of Trolling/Cyber-Bullying for the past greater than five years. I get that whatever gets onto the [[Chris and the Internet|internet]] is near impossible to remove.

And now I find that among the shit I was trolled of, this ONE photograph, which was originally taken for a WOMAN years ago, gets compared with a literal meat-head and a plush-head, and is made available on iTunes for two dollars!

From the one woman's words, Jamie Lee... I don't know what is worse, that she would not date me, or that she would put me in jail over a freaking couch. Lee, My Once Good Name was actually Jailed, because of the SET UPS those Anonymous, LULZy, Shit-Faced TROLLS. [[Chris and reality|At least I was more clean, sexy and gung-ho than either of the ugly, grimy freak shows I was compared with.]]

If I did not have a very good day beforehand today, I would seriously be [[Chris and the Law|calling my Attorney]] on your damn show's ass.|[[Christian Weston Chandler]], after 950,000 people saw him on ''[[Wikipedia:Failosophy|Failosophy]]''.}}

To this day, Chris has not followed up on this threat of legal action. The episode with Chris in it also remains available on iTunes.

===WCAV-TV===
{{main|Destruction of Chris's House}}
A local TV broadcast gave a brief report on the [[Destruction of Chris's House]].

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| name = Fire at 14 Branchland Court
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===''New York'' Magazine===
On 19 [[July 2016]], [[Wikipedia:New York (magazine)|''New York'' magazine]] featured an article on its website, [http://nymag.com/selectall/2016/07/kiwi-farms-the-webs-biggest-community-of-stalkers.html "Kiwi Farms, the Web's Biggest Community of Stalkers"]. The article was meant as an attack on [[CWCki Forums|Kiwi Farms]], inaccurately describing it as a vague group across [[4chan|mult]][[/cwc/|iple]] [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|web]][[Twitter|sites]] instead a single forum community. However, in describing the site's origins and operations, it largely focuses on Chris himself and the "torment" he faced from [[trolls]] during his internet heyday. There is also a mention of [[A-Log]] and his fallout with other Christorians.

The article is notably one of the few pieces of [[White knight|positive press]] Chris has received since his rise to internet fame. In addition to attacking his trolls, the author, Margaret Pless, describes him in sympathetic terms such as "[[Chris and art|artist]], [[Video games|gamer]], and [[Sonichu (comic)|creative type]]" and fails to mention [[Chris and anger|his]] [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|horrific]] [[Chris and race|opinions]], [[Death threats|statements]], [[28 October 2011|or]] [[26 December 2014|actions]]. Pless is also under the impression that Chris is legitimately [[Tomgirl|transgender]], and accordingly refers to him as "Christine" and with female pronouns.

===''Sonic Boom''===
[[File:Mark tapir.jpeg|thumb|250px|Chris finally meets his hero.]]
On 10 [[December 2016]], an episode of ''[[Sonic Boom Protests|Sonic Boom]]'' called "The Biggest Fan" premiered on Cartoon Network. The episode features a character named Mark the Tapir that parodies the ''Sonic'' fanbase. Mark is depicted in the episode as a creepy, obsessive stalker who kidnaps Sonic and forces him to act out fanfiction that he wrote. While the character is likely intended as a general parody, he appears to have been heavily inspired by Chris in particular. He closely resembles pre-tomgirl Chris, and one scene seems to reference the "blue arms" debacle. Mark even orders an [[April 16 Fetish Vids|orange soda]] during one scene, though this is probably an unintentional reference.

Chris [[December 2016 Facebook posts#Sonic Boom parody|acknowledged]] the parody on December 13, 2016. He stated that he saw no resemblance between himself and the Mark character, and that he is "[[Chris and reality|not mental or crazy like that at all]]."

The episode's writers, Doug Liebilch and Bill Freiberger, responded to questions on Twitter about the episode. Liebilch said that [https://twitter.com/DougLieblich/status/808080337859293184 "He's not based on anyone specific. Just an obsessive fan character."] Freiberger also denied that Mark was based on Chris, and unlike Liebilch, he knows who Chris is, saying [https://twitter.com/BillFreiberger/status/809087510156410880 "Mark is 100% NOT based on CWC. He is a general fan type. We've done many blue arm jokes in the series. Not a clue."]

===UVA Remembers Pulse===

{{main|UVA Remembers Pulse}}

On 12 [[June 2017]] Chris was interviewed at this event, quoted on text and video, by the same station which had interviewed him decades earlier for the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]].

===Newsradio WINA===
[[File:Pride-Festival-2017-at-Pavilion-091617-CC.jpg|thumb|200px]]
Chris was photographed at [[Cville Pride]].<ref>http://wina.com/news/064460-pride-festival-happens-in-new-venue/</ref>

{{-}}

==Major Internet media==
===''Honest Game Trailers''===
Three minutes into the video, Chris is brought up as an example of the horrors of the [[Sonic]] fandom, particularly showcasing [[Warning - Naughty Women ;)]]. Less than a minute later, Sonic is jokingly referred to as Sonichu.

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===Fark.com===
The Internet portal [[Wikipedia:Fark|Fark]] linked to [[ECV 00095]] on 5 [[May 2009]].<ref>[http://www.fark.com/cgi/vidplayer.pl?IDLink=4369161|Fark linked]</ref>

{{quote|You don't need to search any longer, the [[The Creepy Stare|creepiest]] person on [[the internet]] has been found|A Farker}}

===Heavy.com===
Chris tops the site's list of ''20 Worst Internet Losers'', posted 13 [[July 2010]].

{{quote|There could be no other choice to close out this list. Christian Weston Chandler, aka Chris-Chan, is like every horrible thing about [[the Internet]] made flesh. [[14 Branchland Court|Lives]] with his [[Borb|parents]], sponges off the [[Monthly tugboat|government]] and uses the cash for [[PS3|PlayStation 3]] games and [[sex toys]], walks around the [[Fashion Square Mall|mall]] with his Game Boy [[love quest|looking for girlfriends]], posts incoherent YouTube videos of himself [[For Julie's Eyes Only|humping an anime bodypillow]] and yelling “Oh, [[Julie]],” the list will go on forever. C.W.C. is the ''ne plus ultra'' of Web losers.|Heavy.com, [http://www.heavy.com/comedy/2010/07/the-20-worst-internet-losers/4/ 20 Worst Internet Losers]}}

===Harry Partridge===
[[Image:HappyHarryRosechu.jpg|thumb|125px|"Actually, it is excellent; I would not change a thing about it." -Chris, [[Mailbag 9]]]]
Animator [[Wikipedia:Harry Partridge|Harry Partridge]] (best known for his [[parody|slanderous mockery]] [[Wikipedia:Saturday Morning Watchmen|Saturday Morning ''Watchmen'']]) has made several references to Chris and Sonichu, the first of which being a drawing of [[Rosechu]] uploaded to Newgrounds.<ref>[http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/happyharry/rosechu ]</ref> An animated version of Chris appears briefly in the animated cartoon short "Nicolas Cage Wants Cake", a musical remix of a scene from ''[[Family Guy|The Family Man]]''.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PJddmfesaA]</ref> In the animated short "Skyrim", [[Son-Chu]]'s "SONICHU" license plate can be seen in the background during the first scene.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9eGtyqz4gY]</ref> In the Followup, "Song of Skyrim", Chris makes a brief cameo in the crowd <ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsqiSknjHK8]</ref>

Harry himself has commented on [[TheCWCvilleLibrary]]'s upload of the [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] song "[[I'll Never Leave You, Ivy]]", jokingly stating "I want this played at my funeral."

When interviewing Harry Partridge on Animation Aficionados, the hosts asked Harry about Chris's cameos in some of his videos (from 0:19:43). The discussion the hosts have with Harry about Chris is quite lengthy, during which Mr. Partridge admits that he is "obsessed with him":<ref>[http://animationaficionados.com/2011/08/23/episode-35-harry-partridge/]</ref>

{{Quote|1=I really am obsessed with him... I check [[CWCki|''Sonichu.com'']], the wiki about Chris-chan and his weird life, if not daily, every couple of hours... there must be more written about Chris-chan than George Washington. |2=Harry Partridge|3=}}

During an episode of SleepingCabin, it was revealed that Harry actually contacted Chris to ask him if he wanted to work on a game together, in witch Chris denied saying that Harry animation style wasn't that good at all, despite many considering Harry to be one of the best animator online.

===''Atop the Fourth Wall''===
Comic book reviewer Lewis [[Sonichu & Rosechu… The Genesis of the Lovehogs|Lovhaug]] (a.k.a. "Linkara") goes on a brief tirade in his 99th video "Top 15 Things I Will Never Review" about ''Sonichu'' on the subject of webcomics at the 24 minute mark.<ref>[http://atopfourthwall.blogspot.com/2010/09/top-15-comics-ill-never-review.html]</ref>

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|name= Linkara Discusses Sonichu & Chris-Chan
|video= {{#ev:youtube|mDfRk0qt5HQ}}
}}

{{quote|"But wait," the internet cried back, "let me tell you about the horror that is called...Sonichu!" Yes people, I have heard of Sonichu. I really wish I ''hadn't'' heard of Sonichu. I would be a much happier man if I hadn't.|Linkara, speaking for everyone who has ever become aware of Sonichu.}}

While he'd previously made the point that he wouldn't review webcomics in general, Linkara didn't want to review ''Sonichu'' in particular because he didn't want to acknowledge it further. He describes Chris as a "[[The Tale of the Crazy Pacer|creepy stalker]]". Towards the end of the episode, a character tries to pressure Linkara into reviewing ''Sonichu'' before Linkara settles on reviewing a ''Sonic the Hedgehog'' comic for his 100th episode. At the end of the video, he uses "Weird Al" Yankovic's "Do I Creep You Out?" as the credits music, a possible jab at Chris.

===RayWilliamJohnson===
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|name= =3 - I will end you!
|video= {{#ev:youtube|q2jERPp3Z0w}}
}}

{{quote|Wait a minute, did he just say he recycles his...HOLY SH*bleep*IT! Oh, that is some NASTY sh*bleep*t, oh, oh GOD!|Ray, representing pretty much anybody who saw the video for the first time}}

In an early episode of ''=3'' (pronounced "equals three"), vlogger Ray William Johnson made fun of Chris's habit of [[recycling]] his [[navy]]. Though he never gave Chris's name, referring to him rather inaccurately as "your average ''[[Captain's Log|Star Trek]]'' fan", he did provide a link to Chris's old channel. Jump to 2:09 in the linked video.

===BlackBusterCritic===
Chris has been on the BlackBusterCritic's Sonic Brainfart's videos where BBC highlights the points of Chris' wrong doings. Jamin also has a part two of the series, but it is unknown what happened to it.

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|name= SonicBrainFart Christian Weston Chandler Chris chan Part 1 1 2
|video= {{#ev:youtube|jgSweXQcZvY}}
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===Something Awful===
{{Infobox/video
|name= Sonic the hog
|video= {{#ev:youtube|pIKTFNTBM_0}}
|subject= Reupload by Owldof Hootler
}}

The last episode of [[Wikipedia:Something Awful|Something Awful]]'s “Webcam Ward” is a commentary on [[ECV 00002]].<ref>[http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/sonic-the-hog.php]</ref>

Also, the first episode of The Flash Tub's "Gaming Guyz", while not mentioning Chris outright, directly references his [[medallion]], and how Sonic cured his autism in Part 12.<ref>[http://www.somethingawful.com/d/flash-tub/gaming-guys-cartoon.php]</ref>

===SpliceToday.com===
An article<ref>[http://www.splicetoday.com/digital/come-back-christian-weston-chandler]</ref> posted on 6 January, 2011 on this multimedia blog decried Chris's latest exile from the Internet. It sums up Chris's history and behavior while sharing a personal account of the author taking steps to improve his life in order to distance himself from the similarities he saw between Chris and himself.

{{quote|It’s a little sad, and a little beautiful, and somewhere out there, Christian Weston Chandler is heating up his [[:File:Kroger sighting.jpg|Hungry Man]] lunch in a supermarket microwave (because his [[kitchen]] microwave has been buried under old Christmas decorations) and playing his [[Nintendo]] DS, and maybe ogling a salesgirl from across the produce section before he approaches her awkwardly and uses a pickup line that he misread from the Internet, and I wish I could continue to see it all.|SpliceToday.com, Come Back, Christian Weston Chandler}}

===Nicole Richie's twitter===
On 5 [[December 2009]] American socialite [[Wikipedia:Nicole Richie|Nicole Richie]] posted on [[Twitter]]<ref>[http://twitpic.com/s7pfi]</ref> an image of Chris in his [[Barbara Chandler|mother]]'s underwear and humorously presented it as a picture of [[wikipedia:Benji Madden|Benji Madden]], brother of her then boyfriend (now husband) [[Wikipedia:Joel Madden|Joel Madden]].

===Sega Acknowledges Sonichu===
On 13 [[January 2012]], two [[Sega]] of America employees corpsed in one of their "Free Stuff Friday" videos when one talked about a Super [[Sonic]] plush they were giving away and the female called it "Sonichu?". While this is not [[TRUE and HONEST]] Sonichu [[Jimmy Hill|merchandise]], it shows that at least some Sega employees are aware of Sonichu's existence. Jump to 3:50 in the linked video.

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|video= {{#ev:youtube|Cnoq4-Mhpgc}}
}}

Chris saw the video and [[List of Christian's comments on Youtube|commented]], ''I do not find that commentary funny at all. In fact, I feel pissed off to be ridiculed soo lightly.''<ref>[[List of Christian's comments on Youtube#SEGA's Free Stuff Friday-January 13, 2012]]</ref>

===Maddox===
Internet comedy writer [[wikipedia:Maddox (writer)|George "Maddox" Ouzounian]], best-known for his website [http://maddox.xmission.com The Best Page in the Universe], critiqued Chris's [[:File:001-Christophers1stSonic.jpg|first drawing of Sonic the Hedgehog]] on one of his side-projects, [http://www.iambetterthanyourkids.com I Am Better Than Your Kids], as one of many children's drawings to help promote his novel of the same name. Like most other works on the site, Maddox gave the drawing an F. <ref>[http://www.iambetterthanyourkids.com/?p=117]</ref>

===Cvillepedia===
On a wiki dedicated to Charlottesville culture and "celebrities," he has what can only be described as a tongue-in-cheek article.<ref>http://www.cvillepedia.org/mediawiki/index.php/Christian_Weston_Chandler</ref>

===Cracked.com===
[[File:CWccracked.jpg|thumb|200px|#22 on Insane Subcultures.]]
Chris showed up on [[Wikipedia:Cracked.com|Cracked]]'s front page as #22 on 9 [[April 2014]] as part of "25 Insane Subcultures You Won't Believe Actually Exist".<ref>[http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_859_25-insane-subcultures-you-wont-believe-actually-exist/]</ref>

===Smosh===
Chris's Sonic Totem statue was featured one Smosh's site, via the 'Smosh Pit' section which mostly contains articles, countdowns and memes. It was listed in the [http://www.smosh.com/smosh-pit/photos/people-who-tried-crafts-pinterest-and-totally-nailed-it?_rtu=TFS6IVnISRKfI2Vc%2BgJJHA%2B '22 People Who Tried Crafts On Pinterest and TOTALLY NAILED IT'] article.

===IMDb===
Chris has his own IMDb entry page. To date he only has two credits, both in the "archive footage" category; the aforementioned ''=3'' video, and the later WTFIWWY segment.<ref>[http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4813395/ IMDb page]</ref>

===Filthy Frank===
On October 8 2014, popular YouTuber TVFilthyFrank uploaded a video deriding [[anime|weeaboos]], using an image of Chris as an example in his song about them; he can be seen at 10:08 in the video.

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===Wii U Daily===
The website Wii U Daily (now known as Nintendo Today) has an article on the [[GameStop]] incident that occurred on [[26 December 2014]].<ref>[http://wiiudaily.com/2014/12/man-maces-gamestop-employee-over-sonic-boom/ Man maces GameStop employee over Sonic Boom | Wii U]</ref> Chris eventually found the article, then proceeded to go on a long rambling on Facebook on why the writer should respect him and his terrible ways--even going as far to call the writer a horrible male, despite the writer being ''fe''male.

===Reddit===
There is an entire subreddit on the popular website Reddit entitled "r/cwc", which is predictably all about Chris and his shenanigans. Eventually, however, it was later set to private mode and cannot be viewed unless you are a moderator or approved submitter.

On 23 [[September 2014]], the subreddit r/shittykickstarters linked to Chris's [[Kickstarter]] project for getting Legos.

On 1 [[January 2015]], the Wii U Daily article about the 26 December 2014 incident was linked to another subreddit, r/rage.<ref>[http://www.reddit.com/r/rage/comments/2r0kyh/man_maces_gamestop_employee_over_sonic_boom/ Man maces employee over Sonic Boom : rage]</ref>

On 1 [[September 2016]], a post which promised a new Chris [[saga|story]] every day of the following month was submitted to the r/CringeAnarchy subreddit.<ref>[http://www.reddit.com/r/CringeAnarchy/comments/50q2rb/announcing_chris_history_month/ Announcing Chris History Month! : CringeAnarchy]</ref> The subreddit's background image was replaced accordingly with the [[:File:0782-CWCSpread.JPG|classic picture of Chris]] [[creepy stare|staring creepily into the void]].

===SleepyCabin===
On 14 December 2014, Spazkid, creator of ''[[Sonichu the animated series|Sonichu: The Animated Series]]'' described his fascination with Chris, how he began trolling in 2007, and why he ultimately regrets doing it.

{{quote|Chris-Chan is—he’s an enigma which to so many people—they thought he was a troll. Because they’re like, “there’s no way this motherfucker is real” because he’s like the most saddest human being ever. And it’s SAD because it’s like… I spent four years of my life fucking with him and people are like, “bring it back!” And I’m like, “NO! LET IT DIE.” It’s like depressing—it’s not the golden age—it’s the depressing age.| Spazkid, rebuking the weens.}}

Interestingly, the SleepyCabin podcast members reveal that [[Harry Partridge]] once contacted Chris about developing a game with him. Apparently, Chris turned Harry down because he thought he wasn’t a talented enough animator. Jump to 1:43:25 in the link.

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===Radio Dead Air===
{{main|WTFIWWY Segment}}

On the 29 December 2014 edition of his ''What the Fuck is Wrong with You?'' podcast, Radio Dead Air (and Channel Awesome) star Nash and his co-star Tara discussed the 26 December 2014 incident. Until this point Nash had shed away from discussing Chris for much the same reason as Linkara, but decided he had to discuss it to the overwhelming volume of attention and e-mail the incident generated, along with the utter insanity displayed by Chris.<ref>[http://channelawesome.com/wtfiwwy-live-the-passion-of-the-chris-chan/ WTFIWWY Live: The Passion of the Chris Chan]</ref>

===Design & Trend===
On 30 December 2014, website Design & Trend also posted an article about the 26 December 2014 incident.<ref>[http://www.designntrend.com/articles/33011/20141230/gamestop-maced-shocking-assault-sonic-fanboy-over-sonics-arms-sonichu-jailed-watch.htm GameStop Employee Maced In Shocking Assault By 'Sonic' Fanboy Over Sonic's Arms: 'Sonichu' Creator Jailed]</ref> The article link has apparently been [[Twitter|tweeted]] 15 times, according to the website.

===ReviewTechUSA===
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|name= Chris Chan Assaults Gamestop Employee Over Sonic Boom
|video= {{#ev:youtube|2zBXTErUpbc}}
}}

On 2 January 2015, ReviewTechUSA made a video about the 26 December 2014 incident.

===The Mysterious Mr. Enter===
Animation reviewer The Mysterious Mr. Enter made a slight nudge at Chris while preparing to rant about the infamous "I Am Autism" commercial from [[wikipedia:Autism Speaks|Autism Speaks]] (one of many reasons why the organization is disliked among the autism community), saying that it "makes autistic people look worse than...I dunno, Chris-Chan does." Jump to 2:15 in the linked video--and by the way, that is a microphone, not a giant Icee cup. He also mentioned [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] near the end of his review of 12-oz. Mouse.

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|name= Mr. Enter Speaks About Autism Speaks
|video= {{#ev:youtube|rMPNvcJtIR8}}
}}

===Game Grumps===
{{Infobox/video
|name= Leisure Suit Larry 6: Too Easy - PART 13 - Steam Train
|video= {{#ev:youtube|xbTmGQUWwjM}}
}}

{{quote|Ross: "You'll be like Sonichu- the electric hedgehog Pokémon."
Suzy: "Oh man, my dreams come true..."}}

In an episode of ''Steam Train'', Suzy walks into the Grump Room mid recording to quietly grab a blanket. Ross and Dan draw attention to her anyway, and they warn her they blanket is full of static electricity and it may just make her like Sonichu, to which Suzy is less than enthusiastic about. Jump to 6:00 for the whole conversation.

===SuperPrincessDaisy64===
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|name= Boom Shadow
|video= {{#ev:youtube|LtVamUVxMa8}}
}}

Chris appears at 1:13 where the song mocks him for disliking the blarms. Of note is that [[Wikipedia:Mike Pollock|Mike Pollock]], the TRUE and HONEST English voice actor for [[Doctor Robotnik|Dr. Eggman]], has commented on the video and given it his approval, meaning yet another of Chris's heroes is at least tangentially aware of his existence.

===''Sonic the Hedgehog'' Twitter===
On June 10, 2015, a fan asked the official [[Twitter]] account of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] (which has been verified and everything) if [[Sonichu]] will be playable in ''[[Sonic Boom]]: Fire & Ice''.<ref>https://archive.is/eWfjQ</ref> Their response?

{{quote|Maybe, but only if we give Sonichu blue arms, three scarves, and ultimately just redesign him as Big the Cat.}}

Two later posts also made minor mentions of Sonichu. The first was on March 9, 2016, in which [[Dr. Eggman]] attempts to cancel getting "Big the Cat facts" on his phone by texting his favorite Sonic character, but is told that his favorite Sonic character is Sonichu.<ref>https://twitter.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/707622466391117824</ref> The second was April 29, 2016, where "Sonichu" is one possible name on a "What's Your Sonic Name" chart making fun of the "original characters" in the Sonic fandom.<ref>https://twitter.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/726090715885756416</ref>

===Crave Online Australia===
[[File:ChrisSonichuSupanova.png|thumb|200px|Cosplayers as Christian and Sonichu at Supanova Sydney in 2015]]
Crave Online, a website showcasing various video coverage from games, films, sports and others topics covered a convention in [[PandaHalo|Australia]] called Supanova in 2015. A duo cosplayed as Chris and Sonichu, making a brief reference to [[Shigeru Miyamoto|Nintendo]] rejecting Chris's game proposal.<ref>http://www.craveonline.com.au/entertainment/articles/869761-watch-supanova-pop-culture-expo-2015-sydney-wrap</ref>

===Larry Bundy, Jr.===
Chris made a cameo appearance in the "''Apaches''" episode of ''Films Yanks Can't Wank'', during a mention of [[Jimmy Hill]]. Jump to 1:55 in the linked video.

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|name= Films Wanks Can't Wank - Apaches (HD)
|video= {{#ev:youtube|W3JjyoEhCuo}}
}}

===CatalystEXE===
CatalystEXE, most famous for being the voice of Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life, made a drawing of Christian, Rosechu (with a [[china]] for a mouth), a [[pickle]], and Sonic during a livestream. Watch from 46:12-58:21 in the video to see him draw the picture. He also made two comments regarding Christian.
[[File:Cata4.png|thumb|200px|The drawing in question. Reads: "My feet are so hot and sweaty from running around all day! Maybe you can help me cool off!"]]
[[File:Cata.PNG|thumb|200px|His first comment]]
[[File:Cata2.PNG|thumb|200px|His second comment]]

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|name= Art
|video= {{#ev:youtube|GCSVSpo6eRk}}
}}

===Drunken Peasants===
Chris appeared on the ''Drunken Peasants'' podcast (starring TJ, also known as [[Thorg|The Amazing Atheist]]) episode 129 on July 10, 2015.

{{Infobox/video
|name= TJ Slaps Stevie - Confederate flag Taken Down in SC - Stupid Ads - DPP #129
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}}

===The Jimquisition===
In his review of ''Sonic the Hedgehog 2 3D'' for the 3DS, Jim Sterling gives a list of reasons why the original ''Sonic 2'' was an all-time classic. In this list, Jim mentions that the game is "a great way to meet [[boyfriend-free girl]]s," and also makes reference to the blue arms controversy.<ref>[http://www.thejimquisition.com/sonic-the-hedgehog-2-3d-review/]</ref>

===Your Movie Sucks===
33 seconds into YMS's review of ''Cyberbully'', the infamous picture of Chris wearing Barb's bra and panties is shown when Adam says "You can control what you post." The photo was actually leaked, but the point still stands given that one can control what pictures they take of themselves.

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|name= YMS: Cyberbully (Full Review)
|video= {{#ev:youtube|fi8A-GHOo8c}}
}}

===Adam Baldwin's twitter===
On 5 December 2015, actor [[wikipedia:Adam Baldwin|Adam Baldwin]] tweeted an image showing photos of various people who are either opposed or supporitve of GamerGate. At the top of the image on its far left side a picture of Chris can be seen.<ref>[https://archive.is/2oxcX]</ref> The tweet was later on deleted.<ref>[https://twitter.com/adambaldwin/status/673221909681602560]</ref>
===Gawker===
On 5 [[May 2016]], controversial gossip website [[Wikipedia:Gawker|Gawker]] wrote about deleted [[Wikipedia]] articles, including ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]''.<ref>http://gawker.com/a-tender-loving-sonic-pokemon-crossover-and-more-artic-1774546168</ref>

===Return of Kings===
Chris has an article and is commonly used as an example of an "omega" on the Kings Wiki, the wiki of controversial neomasculinity group Return of Kings.<ref>[http://www.returnofkings.com/21749/the-most-omega-place-on-the-internet]</ref>

===Zip Zap===
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|name= MANGLENN | DeviantArt Rants #1
|video= {{#ev:youtube|iH3icqBO8Vw}}
}}
German-American ranter Zip Zap made a slight nod to Chris Chan when comparing a pedophile named Manglenn to him, even adding [[I Recycle My Own Semen|"at least [Manglenn] doesn't recycle his own semen... not from what we know"]].

===Milo Yiannopoulos===
On 20 January 2017, prominent editor of Breitbart News, Milo Yiannopoulous, spoke at the University of Washington. The event, called ''Cyberbullying Isn't Real'', contained a segment where Milo comments on how George H.W. Bush, a World War II torpedo bomber pilot and the head of the CIA, was considered a wimp when he ran for president.<ref>Yiannopoulos mistakenly refers to Bush as a fighter pilot in his speech. George H.W. Bush flew a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grumman_TBF_Avenger Grumman TBF Avenger] torpedo bomber.</ref> Milo then poses the question:

{{quote|What will happen when we have the first [[A Public Announcement for Congress|presidential campaign]] featuring a [[Tomgirl Saga|genderqueer]] [[Chris-chan Sonichu|furry]] who has [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008|videos of himself crying on YouTube]] because someone insulted his [[My Little Pony]] drawings? We know, don't we, what the first social justice president will look like.| Milo Yiannopoulous, exhibiting a photo of Chris}}

A picture of Chris is then featured on the screen to illustrate Milo's point. Although there were no specific allusions to Chris, Milo gives an almost eerily accurate description of Chris's internet infamy—seemingly derived '''solely''' on the photo itself. If only he had mentioned Sonic recolors, and not My Little Pony. Jump to 1:13:02 in the link.

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===Kotaku===
In the Kotaku article [http://kotaku.com/what-people-miss-when-they-use-autistic-as-an-insult-1794491453 ''What People Miss When They Use 'Autistic' As An Insult''], writer Cecilia D'Anastasio points to Chris and ''Sonichu'', along with the actions of [[trolls]] on [[4chan]] and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], as part of the reason "[[autism]] came to be associated with impassioned gamers." The article seemed sympathetic to Chris, though Cecilia acknowledged in a comment that many of his views are offensive and that she does not endorse them, but also claimed that "[Chris's] personal beliefs are not entirely relevant to my article’s main themes".

===Sachumo===
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Sachumo is a YouTuber who gained moderate popularity after making a [[documentary]] on Chris's life. The video has since garnered over a million views. On 22 September 2017, Chris finally viewed the documentary, writing about its traumatic effects in a [[Facebook]] post.

On 21 October 2017, Sachumo did a livestream in which he chatted with Chris.

===Fredrik Knudsen===
YouTuber Fredrik Knudsen, known for his ''Down the Rabbit Hole'' videos, made a video talking about Chris.

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|name= Sonichu and Christian Weston Chandler (CWC) — Down the Rabbit Hole
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===BraveryJerk===
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On two separate occasions in 2016, BraveryJerk, a group of [[autism|exceptional individuals]] who run a subreddit affiliated with the popular /r/circlejerk, interviewed Chris, producing three videos on two YouTube channels.

===Mister Metokur===
On June 30 2017 a popular YouTuber, Mister Metokur, compared an atrocious web comic, the Light Bringer, made by another lolcow, Linkara, to Sonichu in that they are both self insert mary sue comics filled with one dimensional characters in his video ''TGWTG Episode 3: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm''. He also mentioned that the only difference between Chris and Linkara is that Chris has autism and Linkara "hasn't been diagnosed".

===RebelTaxi===
Chris and Sonichu are occasionally referenced on RebelTaxi's 'Pizza Party' podcast. Episode 61 even includes Sonichu in it's thumbnail.

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===BIRDMAN===
BIRDMAN (Also known as Anthony) is a prominent Youtuber who has displayed "Eugenes" (typically people like Chris) on his youtube channel to analyze. He only found out about Chris in late 2017, uploading the video ''The Biggest Eugene You Will Ever See''.

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|name= The Biggest Eugene You Will Ever See
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===VideoGameDunkey===
VideoGameDunkey is a notable YouTube let's player known for his reviews, commentaries, and walkthrough videos for a variety of video games. On 17 March 2017, he uploaded a video called ''The Good Year'', in which he praised the new games released that year. During the video, a picture of Chris is shown when he talks about how [[Sonic]] fans are "weird".

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===OneyPlays===
OneyPlays is a gaming channel on YouTube run by popular animator Chris O'Neil, better known as "Oney" or "OneyNG." He and his friends Ding Dong and Julian occasionally reference Chris in their banter. An example of this is how, during their playthrough of ''Crash Bandicoot 2: Cortex Strikes Back'', they come up with a humorous scenario where Chris replaces the title character as the main protagonist of ''[[Harry Potter]]''. They have further mentioned that their favorite video of Chris is [[THAT IS MY HOUSE]].

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|name= Oney Plays - Chris Chan Compilation
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}}

===Bad Creepypasta===
Bad Creepypasta is a YouTube show in which, as its name implies, sub-par creepypasta stories are read and made fun of. In the episode "OG Nina the Killer," the hosts imagine a character in the story named Chris to be Chris-chan, and make many references to Sonichu and CWCVille throughout.

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===Internauts===
The YouTube series Internauts (known at the time as Logan Hub) used an image of a shirtless Chris in their video on [[Anime|weaboos]] (the picture is at the 0:39 mark):

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Logan later did a video on bad web comics, in which ''Sonichu'' was featured as one of them, even mentioning that he will do an entire episode on Chris later (He starts talking about Sonichu at 4:44):

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==Death threats against Trump==
On 9 [[November 2016]], Chris made multiple death threats against President-elect [[Pmurt|Donald Trump]].

Later that day, one of his Twitter posts was featured in an [http://www.infowars.com/hillary-supporters-burn-american-flag-riot-threaten-to-kill-trump-after-losing-election/ article] by Alex Jones's Infowars website. The article was linked to on the [http://archive.is/kyUJh Drudge Report]. [[wikipedia:David Duke|David Duke]], a former member of Louisiana's State Representatives and a white nationalist, [https://twitter.com/DrDavidDuke/status/796474021625860098 tweeted] the article. '''Chris himself [[Twitter#10 November 2016.1|tweeted]] the article on 10 November.'''

Daniel "Keemstar" Keem, host of the drama YouTube account, Drama Alert, [https://mobile.twitter.com/KEEMSTAR/status/796281178030567424 tweeted] at Chris and alerted the Secret Service.

Sky Williams, a YouTube gamer with nearly a million subscribers, [https://twitter.com/SkyWilliams/status/796282670959366144 retweeted] Chris's post and added the comment, "k so this shit isn't okay - can we report this?" OneyNG, another YouTube gamer, also [https://twitter.com/OneyNG/status/796273797984718852 retweeted], saying "Chris Chan always knows what to say." Hundreds of retweets were made by their followers.

Conservative website HillaryDaily.com featured the tweet in an [http://hillarydaily.com/brandon/2016/11/10/radical-left-now-threatening-to-assassinate-donald-trump/ article] on 10 November.

==Video Games==
===McPixel===
On 25 [[June 2012]], the indie game ''McPixel'' featured a homage to [[Chris humps his PS3|Chris' sexcapades with inanimate objects]] by having a special ending sequence depicting the titular character dry-humping a PS3 in the same stance Chris was.

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|name= McPixel Extra Ending
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===Goat Simulator===
[[File:Goat.jpg|thumb|300px|The goat unfortunately named Chris-Chan.]]
The "Goat MMO Simulator" DLC pack adds a simulated MMO mode that parodies games such as World of Warcraft. AI-controlled goats simulate the presence of other players, and their names are drawn randomly from a list of pre-generated names. 'Chris-chan' is one of the names on this list.

===OK K.O.! Lakewood Plaza Turbo===
An iOS/Android beat-em-up based on a Cartoon Network pilot, ''OK K.O.!'' introduces certain characters with a short biography screen (including a quote). The one for Carol (the player character's mother) has her saying "Go out and defend our Plaza--to the extreme!" (clearly echoing the cover to [[Sonichu 0]]).<ref>http://imgur.com/wvpZ8uW</ref>

Worth noting is that ''OK K.O.!'' is intended for general audiences.

===Heartbeat===

In the upcoming RPG Heartbeat, a minor NPC character whose appearance and mannerisms are obviously based on Chris can be interacted with in one of the game's locations.

==References==
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[[Category:Media that has been published in real life]]

Weens

2017-10-18T16:16:57Z

Shekelberg: /* Examples of weening */

{{Articleofthenow}}
{{quote|Are you 6-years-old or somethin'?|[[Bob Chandler]] outsmarting a ween attempting to [[prank call]] Chris.}}

Rounding out the unholy trinity of [[white knights]] and [[A-Log]]s, '''weens''' are several times as annoying as the previous two combined. Both a corruption of the phrase "epic win" and a reference to [[wikipedia:Ween|the experimental rock band]], weens are wannabe [[trolls]] who attempt to recreate the success of prominent trolls, but generally just embarrass themselves due to their lack of originality, humility, and/or wit. In other words, they're the hyperactive preteen cargo-cultists who annoy the ''shit'' out of non-weens with their [[Chris and art|complete lack of talent]] [[Random-access humor|and insular sense of humor]].

Think we're exaggerating? Maybe a video or two will help get the point across.
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==Examples of weening==
[[Image:epicweentrolling1.jpg|thumb|THIS IS WHAT WEENS ACTUALLY BELIEVE.]]
[[File:Paying to ween.png|thumb|A ween pays Chris money on livestream in order to post shit he doesn't even read.]]
[[Image:Furniggersmustdie.jpg|thumb|Typical ween art.]]

* Elaborate trolling plans.
* Prank calling Chris. Double dumbass points if it's just to yell "[[For Julie's Eyes Only|JULAAAY, JULAAAAAAY!]]" or "[[Ian Brandon Anderson|IAN BRANDON ANDERSON]]/[[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|SOMETHING]]!" into the phone.
* A-Logging. While not all weens are A-Logs and vice versa, the two often overlap. A-Log himself was as much of a ween as your average A-Log in many, many ways.
* [[Facebook]] and [[Twitter]] stalking.
* Spamming Chris's Facebook pages with random pictures of [[Sonic]]'s redesign in ''[[Sonic Boom]]''.
* Scathing e-mails, letters, or social media messages.
* Butting into conversations Chris is having with other people online, especially if he isn't doing anything particularly wrong at the moment (which is 99% of the time). This has sadly become way too common with the [[DoopieDoOver]] saga.
* Attempting to contact people who once interacted with Chris but have since cut off all ties with him ([[Megan]], [[Cole]], [[the Wallflower]], [[Mary Lee Walsh]], etc.) and drag them back into the spotlight.
* Terrible fanfiction that "wittily" deconstructs ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' as a saccharine dystopia. Sorry folks, but ''[[Asperchu]]'', ''[[A Girl Who Brought Down the World]]'', ''Sonichu: The Animated Series'' and ''CWCollateral'' not only all already did this, but have also milked the concept for everything it's worth; it's time to move on.
* Terrible fanfiction and fanart that focuses solely on murdering Sonichu characters, as seen in the picture below-right. Double dumbass points if focusing predominantly on the slaughter of [[Sonees and Roseys]].
* Terrible fanart of ''Sonichu'' that attempts to be wittily macabre by making it even more [[Chris and art|grotesque]], [[Episode 21|gory]], or [[Episode 17|perverse]] than it already was.
* Spouting tired old Chris memes in places where Christorians lurk, or even in places where most of the members don't even know about Chris. Either way, it's very annoying.
* Making frivolous or exaggerated claims of Chris's misconduct in feedback on sites like [[eBay]] or [[YouTube]].
* Spoiling Chris's legitimate attempts at participating in [[Chris and contests|contests]] or e-commerce.
* Making [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y87AvTrK9Dc terrible rap songs] about Chris.
* Any kind of trolling plan, really. But especially...
* ...breaking the [[law]] in pursuit of [[Laughs Under Lucricities|lulz]], such as vandalizing or trespassing on Chris's [[14 Branchland Court|property]], illegally recording telephone conversations, stalking him, his mother and by extension the rest of his family, or [[Death threats|threatening him]] with violence or even death. We shouldn't have to say it, but for fuck's sake, '''DON'T DO THIS.'''

==Why you should avoid weening==
[[Image:REALChrisChanAndFriends.jpg|thumb|[[The Miscreants]], grateful to get away from all of the weens leeching off their hard work.]]

Now, we know what you're thinking. You're not one of those try-hard [[BlueSpike|13-year old boys]] who still think that screaming "'''JULAAAAAY!!!'''" or "'''IAN! BRANNON! SOMETHING!!!'''" at Chris is the height of wit. You've come up with a great plan to really get under Chris's skin, bring back the good old days and all that shit. <del>While you ''may'' in fact be that guy,</del> 99.9% of the time, you should just shitcan your trolling plans and move on with your life.

Why, you ask?

===There are much better targets than Chris===
If you're willing to put that much effort into trolling Chris, why not choose a better victim? As much as the CWCki analyses and discusses in detail [[Tomgirl|his]] [[April 16 Fetish Vids|numerous]] [[Semen|odd]] [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|behaviors]] and [[Chris and his Ego|per]][[Chris and reality|son]][[Chris and hypocrisy|ali]][[Chris and Remorse|ty]] [[Chris and anger|fla]][[Chris and race|ws]], Chris doesn't even come ''close'' to the bottom of the barrel of internet scumbags. [[Beel|Neo-nazis]], [[white knight|social justice warriors]], [[Blanca Weiss|abusive lovers]] and [[Barb|parents]], [[Joshua Martinez|scam artists]], [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|hate groups]], [[pedofork|pedophiles]], [[Allison Amber|corrupt]] [[Pmurt|politicians]] and [[4-cent_garbage.com|corporations]], [[Angelica Rosechu|religious zealots]], [[Chris_and_sex#Bestiality|zoophiles]] [[Clover and Snoopy|and other animal abusers]], [[Collosal Chris-Chan|hackers, malware writers]], [[JuggaloShoutOut|gang]] [[(Clyde's) Trollsta's Paradise|members]], [[Twin Falling Towers|terrorists]], and many other assorted shitbirds are much more deserving of concentrated trolling than Chris will ever be.

Even if you don't give a shit who the trollbait is as long as you get [[Laughs Under Lucricities]], the Chris of today just isn't as amenable to trolling as he used to be-- as discussed in further detail below. The amount of effort you would need to put into navigating around his paranoia and autistic sensibilities would be staggering to say the least. And even if you do manage to bypass these obstacles, ''what is there left to do to him?'' Anything amusing about him has already been exhausted, except the shit he does on his own initiative, also discussed further below. All that is left of him at this point is a withered husk of a lolcow; as much as you may try to milk it, you'll be hard-pressed not to get only cobwebs and dust in return. With that in mind, you may as well just spend your time on another lolcow who hasn't been inured to years of deceit.

For most aspiring trolls, the only reason to pick Chris over any other Internet jackass is because he's relatively well-known even today, and you have a ready-made audience available to appreciate your efforts. But that's just you being lazy, not some trolling mastermind.

===The best trolls are chosen by fate===
Most of the greatest trolls didn't even mean to get into professional trolling. [[BlueSpike]] never intended to create the [[Julie]] character; he just rolled with it when Chris assumed he was a girl because of his voice. [[Clyde Cash]] was an emergent meme and later a collective identity that spread from Chris [[Ryan Cash|jerking around his fanbase]]. [[Liquid Chris]] started out as just a YouTube nobody who was surprisingly good at Chris impressions, and was eventually noticed by the man himself out of the blue. [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] thought that he was making a page on a run-of-the-mill lolcow, and had no idea of the clusterfuck he was about to create. And [[Ivy]] merely asked Chris for a video shout-out to impress a friend, and didn't even think twice that Chris would [[Holding Out for a Hero|latch onto her as hard as he did]].

Ask any of Chris's seasoned trolls, and they'll tell you meticulous trolling plans ''really'' don't work with Chris, because it's not always so easy to predict how he'll react to anything. On one hand, he completely shrugged off [[Blanca Weiss|"Blanca"]] stealing and destroying the original medallions, even though the trolls behind Blanca had predicted he'd rage like nothing before. Conversely, he has also [[Chris and anger|completely]] [[Death threats|overreacted]] to what could be considered quite [[Pickles|minor]] [[Homos|triggers]] in comparison. At most, people who troll Chris successfully just go in with a rough outline and let Chris fill in the details as they go. So quit the elaborate planning, because it doesn't work and only makes you look obsessed; coincidentally, this is exactly what turned the trolls' attention to A-Log himself.

===The Chris of today is not (quite) as gullible as he used to be===
Granted, almost no one on Earth is as [[naïve]] as Chris was in 2007. However, since then Chris has gradually learned that when he's contacted by people claiming to be [[Shigeru Miyamoto]], [[Prank calls#Batman Call|Batman]], [[Vanessa Hudgens]], someone from his past, or [[Savannah Chandler|even his own relatives]], chances are he's just being trolled. In fact, the naivety of the younger Chris has been swapped for a distrust of anyone who tries to contact him, to the extent where he's even turned down legitimate attempts to get in touch by people he actually knew at [[high school]] or [[college]]. This hasn't been helped by weens--according to [[Seinor prom|senior]] trolls, Chris was once contacted by ''10 people'' claiming to be Megan at the same time, all of them claiming to be the [[TRUE and HONEST]] Megan and telling him not to believe the others.

Needless to say, he no longer responds to any random dork who contacts him, meaning that most trolling plans nowadays will simply fail to get off the ground.

===Your idea is probably not original===
Whatever it is, it's probably been done before, and most likely better. It's pretty much impossible to top getting Chris to believe that the [[Miyamoto emails|President of Nintendo]] was interested in his work, or that there was a DANG, DIRTY IMPOSTER whom everyone else thought was the ''real'' Chris and stealing his richly deserved fame. By and large, most modern trolling plans tend to be some minor variation on something that's already been done, like ''"what if we got his [[high school ring]]?"'' or ''"what if we got him to see another parody of his comic?"'' In short, you're wasting your time trying to rehash older trolling events, because we've all seen it before; more importantly, so has Chris, so he probably knows where you're going with it, too.

===Weenery discourages Chris from producing content===
Chris is at his most productive when he believes he has lots of fans and everyone, barring a few trolls here and there, loves him. Most agree that weenery is detrimental to this strange, symbiotic relationship, and it is considered to be one of the causes of the slump in content between 2011 and 2014. In that time, Chris entered a hiatus as a result of a combination of mourning for his [[Bob|recently deceased father]], and a constant stream of weenery over the years that made him think of himself as a victim who wouldn't be able to do anything without being harassed. As a result, he became far more private, meaning barely any content for us. Only four years after 2011 did he re-emerge from this hiatus.

It is also worth mentioning that Chris produces better content when left to his own devices. Since his semi-retreat from the public eye after his father's death, Chris has been [[28 October 2011|prosecuted]] [[26 December 2014|twice]], concocted [[October 2013 Facebook Posts#Megagi La Skunk agrees that you should have never been born|outlandish conspiracy theories]] centered on [[Megan Schroeder|someone he hasn't spoken to for years]], [[10 January 2014|accidentally set fire to his house]], eventually continued working on the previously-unfinished [[Sonichu #11]] again, and [[Un-clit 2.0|sliced his own taint open with a knife]] as part of a hairbrained attempt to grow his own [[china]]; all of this without any impetus from the trolls. Don't try and rush the master of [[Kick the Autistic|America's favorite game]].

===If you fail hard enough, you will become a target for trolls yourself===
Anthony "A-Log" LoGatto is ''the'' textbook example of trolling backfiring on the troll, and it's important to remember that he would never have attracted the attention of the internet if he had simply toned down the vitriol enough to make it less obvious that he was absolutely obsessed with Chris. It was thereafter a fairly obvious leap in intuition to assume that someone with that level of hysteria and monomania over someone they had never even met would have had some skeletons in their own closet- and as it turns out, A-Log had more than a few. These included homemade yiff fanfiction featuring a [[duck|tellingly moderately-endowed]] fox OC, a cache of disturbing cartoon pornography, a laughably-poor college radio show from which he almost got fired after [[Bob Walks In|being caught masturbating in the studio]], and a video where A-Log does an excruciatingly unfunny stand-up "comedy" bit, revolving almost entirely around attacking Chris and what the radio was playing at the time- before a crowd who, judging by their reaction, had never even heard of Chris.

By the same token, obsessive and excessive weenery is very likely to get you noticed by other trolls, who will in turn start trolling you because of that and anything else they notice about you, hoisting you on your own petard. In other words, it's akin to plugging in a big neon sign pointing the trolls straight to your collection of ''[[Dragon Ball Z|Goku]] x Anne Frank'' slash fiction and ''Tiger Beat'' magazines with [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|boy bands]] mugging on the front.

===Even if you do succeed, you may regret it later===
Sometimes, trolls that do somehow manage to succeed in extracting lulz from Chris end up getting more than they bargained for. Liquid Chris may have to spend a long time fending off accusations from people outside of the Chris-Chan bubble of tormenting an emotionally vulnerable autistic man for his own amusement. BlueSpike will turn 30 someday, and even then will still be thought of as the crazed, sadistic pervert who willingly listened to a [[slow-in-the-mind]] mass debate for hours on end and forced him to shove a broken [[CRAYOLA FUCKIN' MODEL MAGIC|clay]] medallion up his ass, all at the age of 13.

To add to the irony, people who didn't intentionally upset Chris are still getting unwanted attention from weens. Do you think [[Adam Stackhouse]] enjoys being inundated by various unwanted ''"you prevented Chris from raping Megan, congrats!"'' messages in his e-mail inbox? Or that [[Mary Lee Walsh]] appreciates seeing herself as a nubile anime blonde who exists solely to torment a [[virgin with rage]] every time she or her students uses Google? Or that [[Michael Snyder]] would like being constantly reminded by various weens of almost becoming the victim of vehicular homicide in misguided attempts to congratulate him? In all these cases, the answer is a big, fat '''NO'''.

===Chris is still the undisputed trolling champion===
Lest we think the drought in content between 2011 and 2014 was because of a shortage of active trolls, consider that we would have had a ''windfall'' in content of unprecedented magnitude had Chris still been making frequent videos. A lot happened in that time, although you wouldn't know it from his near-invisible updates; Chris had another [[Catherine|girlfriend]] whom he eventually discovered was fake, was led to believe his [[gal-pals]] never liked him, [[Destruction of Chris's House|caused a house fire]] after brewing coffee in his bathroom at 2 in the morning, launched a [[Sonic Boom Protests|dogged, one-man crusade against a simple design change]], and [[26 December 2014|got himself arrested again]] as a result of it. And that's just the tip of the iceberg; if Chris had been as enthusiastic for 24/7 content creation as he has been both before and since then, we'd have been utterly spoiled. While he eventually began making videos again in [[November 2015]], the staggering amount of missed opportunities still remains.

Honestly, most of the [[Saga|bullshit]] in his life has been [[Chris and anger|his]] [[Chris and his Ego|own]] [[Chris and hypocrisy|fault]]; even in the "golden age" of trolling, many Christorians' most fondly-remembered incidents had little or no active involvement from the trolls. Chris unexpectedly spilled the beans about his DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS during an IRC chat about a mostly unrelated subject. [[THAT IS MY HOUSE]] came out of the seemingly innocuous act of him putting up [[House tour|footage of the inside of his house]] on YouTube. The events of 28 October 2011 would likely have taken much longer to come to light if not for Chris himself posting pictures of Michael Snyder and various other details to this very wiki within hours of him getting home from jail. Chris's macing of a GameStop employee was provoked by a minor change to a [[Sonic the Hedgehog|cartoon hedgehog]]'s design that was done by professional video game designers unfettered by the vitriol they'd receive from obsessive fans like Chris; and as with the incident in 2011, several details of his misadventures at GameStop would've taken a lot longer to come to light, had he not posted his own mind-blowingly self-serving account of the incident on Facebook within days of being released on bail. And one can only imagine what on Earth possessed him to not only draw [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]], but to post it online and [[Madman Rising|passionately proclaim]] that it depicted Megan, one of the few real friends he's ever had.

An old saying among Christorians applies here: "''[[Trolls#Chris_the_Troll|Nobody trolls Chris better than Chris]].''" In other words, even without active trolling, Chris is so good at turning his own life into a rolling disaster that not even the triumphant return of Clyde Cash could top how he's trolling himself. So just sit back, relax, and [[Main Page|enjoy the show]].

==See also==
*[[A-Logging]]
*[[Michael Hirtes]], a prominent ween

[[Category:Trolling]]

Chris and gender

2017-10-18T05:01:33Z

Shekelberg:

[[File:TrueAndHonestChristineChandler.png|thumb|What Chris might've actually looked like if he was born a womanchild]]

Similar to [[Chris and religion|the topic of faith]] and [[Chris and kindness#Chris is Good-Natured?|the topic of morality]], Chris's actual beliefs on '''gender''' and how it is classified are more complex than his stated beliefs. For someone so preoccupied with gender identity, Chris displays a staggering ignorance of how either gender typically behaves, and his views of both genders are extremely warped due to him taking the stereotypes he is presented with in [[Chris and television|television]] and [[music]] [[Autism|at face value]].

== Females ==

Chris repeatedly asserts his reverence of women, and seems to have a comparatively glowing opinion of them, stating that he finds women "empathetic". But, as stated at the beginning of the article, the truth is more complicated. While Chris has [[Chris and socialization|always preferred female friends]], and is known to be far more accommodating of [[Chris and sexuality|lesbians than gay men]], even going so far as to [[Chris and reality|identify as one himself]], in truth, Chris has a distinctly sexist view of [[Women's rights|women]]. Based on his failed attempts at getting girls at the mall, Chris views females as [[Sex tape|hyper-sexual]], [[Mall|preoccupied with shopping]], [[Animal Crossing Documentary|given to conversing with others for hours]], and fixated on [[PlayingHouse|getting married and having children]]. This is highly evident in his female characters in ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]''. As a matter of fact, In [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], he referred to women as another species. This seems to be hyperbole, but considering Chris' abysmal knowledge of the sciences, it is difficult to be sure. [[Rosechu (character)|His Rosechu character]] who is a living embodiment of how Chris believes all women behave, has a "personality" which consists solely of the traits listed above, which is considered ironic as Chris constantly tries to show Rosechu with a passion for [[Women's rights|Women's Rights]]. Despite trying to portray them as being equal in power to their [[Sonichu (species)|male counterparts]], Chris rarely depicts [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]] fighting, more often simply leaving them on the sidelines of a battle to wail like damsels in distress, even when their boyfriends are in mortal danger. Even outside battle, they tend to be little more than organic sex toys for the Sonichus.

== Males ==

Chris has harbored a deep hatred for [[JERKS|men]] ever since his teenage years, because he was bullied in grade school (largely because of his bloated [[ego]] making him extremely annoying to be around), not to mention the fact that Chris is known to fly into fits of [[Chris and his ego|jealous]] [[Chris and anger|rage]] whenever he sees [[Liquid Chris|a man more successful than him]], especially if [[Clyde Cash|that]] [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor|man]] [[Wes Iseli|is getting some]] and he isn't. This gradually blossomed into a general distaste for masculine traits such as body [[hair]]; indeed, in his [[nudes]] it is apparent that he is surprisingly meticulous in shaving his body hair, certainly compared to [[Chris and health#Chris and hygiene|other aspects of grooming]]. He also has stated, as shown in this [[04232010 - Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless|video]], a disgust for "topless men" and [[Brassieres For Males|encourages men]] to wear [[muscle bra]]s so he doesn't have to see their nipples. He even made a (now somewhat outdated) short list of the men he doesn't consider "jerks", which included himself, his [[Bob Chandler|father]] and [[Santa Clause]] ''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Chris and English|sic]]<nowiki>]</nowiki>''.

Since becoming a "tomgirl", Chris's misandry has not abated. In recent years he has variously referred to men in general as "barbarians" and "Neanderthals", which, coming from him, are rather ironic accusations for [[Death threats|a]] [[14 Branchland Court|number]] [[Chris and racism|of]] [[Chris and health#Chris and hygiene|reasons]].

== Transvestism and transgenderism ==
It has been speculated for a long time that Chris has had gender issues. In 2005, he created [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal Weston Chandler]], which is widely believed to be a result of his autogynephilia, the fetish of seeing oneself as female. In [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]], he mentioned that you should try out the opposite gender's toys while keeping your original gender in mind, possibly indicating that he may have been in denial about transgenderism long before becoming a tomgirl. He also wondered what he would be like if he were born a female.<ref>[[Mailbag 27]] - Is Chris hitting on Bailey Jay?</ref>

In April 2011, [[Tomgirl Pictures|photos]] were leaked by [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]] showing Chris dressed in women's clothes. Soon after Chris announced he was a "Tomgirl". Chris being a tomgirl has resulted in him wearing [[Chris and fashion#Chris's Tomgirl Fashion Sense|feminine clothes]], a brief attempt at [[Un-clit|piercing his taint]], and growing long hair. Despite this, Chris still rigidly maintains he is attracted solely to women.

There is still speculation as to why he has done this. Chris may have believed that joining the female community would aid his Love Quest, which naturally it hasn't, and indeed, any sensible person can see that identifying as a lesbian actually shrinks his pool of potential sweethearts, given that lesbians are a minority group.

However, Chris has recently made several telling statements that indicate he believes that he can use his gender confusion to his advantage. For example, on various occasions, Chris has made statements to the effect of him being [[Chris and reality|"compatible with all women"]], or that he can [[HelloLadyFans|"go any way [a woman] desire[s]"]]. Statements like these show that he believes that by identifying as a female while remaining biologically male he can appeal to women of all sexualities, although it remains unclear if this is his main reason for crossdressing, or indeed whether it was a premeditated reason for it at all, or merely an idea he came up with later. This too is pure folly; a willingness to date folks with penises is hardly a given among lesbians, and most straight women would be put off by Chris's crossdressing. Not to mention that both lesbian and straight women alike would probably be put off by the sheer desperation he displays in essentially saying that he'd be willing to change genders just to get laid, and that's without even considering the squalor he lives in, his bizarre, unkempt appearance, or his many personality flaws.

Chris also may have done this in hopes that trolls would stop suggesting he likes "[[Homos|the wrong gender]]". Some just believe Chris has been [[TRUE and HONEST]] and has always felt this way, despite little evidence. Regardless of the reason, the Tomgirl Saga has continued to this day. Despite being self-described as a "lesbian in a male body", and even showing off pictures of him slapping Human Rights Campaign stickers all over his [[Son-Chu|car]], Chris still seems to be rendered very uncomfortable by gay men, although he has slowly backed down from his bigotry towards them, possibly recognizing that his disdain for them is irrational even by his standards.

However, being transgender does not stop him from prejudice against other transgenders; during his quest against [[Jeff/Francine]], who is also trans, Chris calls her a "pretty little lady-man", a "he-she", and even "Mistress Jeff" showing that even years into his transformation into a Tomgirl, Chris is still Chris.

==Non-binary genders==

{{quote|"I really did not know how many genders there are, but I am not and do not judge. Have a good day."|Chris' beliefs on Non-Binary Genders}}

Given how complicated of a topic gender is to tackle, especially today, people will tend to argue about what classifies as a "gender" and therefore some people might argue that there exists more than two. In Chris' case, believing everything he sees without giving it a second thought, also concluded that there really are more than two genders simply looking at a Facebook post about how Facebook is allowing their users to identify themselves as 58 different genders on September 17, 2016, [[Autism|taking it to mean that there are in fact 58 genders]]. <ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fb-9-17-chris-on-fb-genders.24327/</ref> The next month, Chris is interviewed on the same topic, and is asked how many genders there are, and simply says there are 58 all because of that same Facebook post. <ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fb-9-17-chris-on-fb-genders.24327/page-10#post-1804218</ref>

==In the comic==

[[File:Christinecomicdrawing.jpg|200px|thumb]]
[[File:CCSonichu1.jpg|200px|thumb|ELECTRIC SEX CHANGE POWER! PEW!]]

Chris, already conflicting with his own gender identity, also decided to give his avatar in the Sonichu comics the same exact characteristic since [[Sonichu 11]]. Once again, despite looking completely different from his real-life counterpart, decides to draw his avatar with the traits he's always desired since becoming a tomgirl, such as bigger breasts and wider hips, revealing very much of what kind of results Chris wishes to get simply from watching [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]] on [[Youtube]] instead of saving up his [[money]] to get a sex change.

Likewise, Chris decided to change his [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] form to a female Sonichu form. The only real difference between Chris' old form and his new form is that his newer form has added breasts; a functioning vagina, uterus, and ovum; eyelashes; the trademark female Pikachu tail; and the color of his shoes change from black and white to turquoise and lime green. At this point in time, Chris-Chan Sonichu's species is highly questionable, given how Chris never implied that his new form was, in fact, a [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechu]], and instead refers to it as simply a "female Sonichu form", and the character is still called Chris-Chan Sonichu. Even though Chris has suggested renaming the character "Chrissy-Chan Roeschu", it still begs the question as to why Chris hasn't decided to make his new form into a Rosechu in the first place, seeing how female Sonichus theoretically don't exist and that Rosechus are essentially the female counterpart of Sonichus. And despite giving the character the new and more logical name, he never implied that he'd do a redesign on the character itself to give it Rosechu traits.

== See also ==
*[[Women's rights]]
*[[Chris and sex]]
*[[Chris and fashion]]
*[[Muscle bra]]

== References ==
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{{Chris and}}

[[Category:Chris and...]]

Chris and nostalgia

2017-10-18T05:00:04Z

Shekelberg:

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{{quote|I REALLY Miss the good times of those days.|Chris reminiscing on his High School days<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/February_2017_Facebook_Posts#.23productofpublicschool</ref>}}

'''Nostalgia''' is a sentimentality for the past, generally characterized by the wistful yearning for personalities and events, especially for the “[[Manchester High School|good old days]]” or a “[[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|warm childhood]]”.<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nostalgia</ref>

The foundation of most of [[Adult Chronicles|Chris’ adult life]] has been his fixation on the past, especially for [[Chris and zealotry|things that have had deep significance to his life]] in order to escape from the present, whether it be through [[My Little Pony|cartoons]], interacting with past [[gal pals]] and [[sweethearts]], or reminiscing past experiences with [[trolls]].

==The concept of the past==

Although viewed as a mental disease when it was first discovered, nostalgia, in the modern age, is seen as a natural, common, positive emotion for escaping the [[Chris and reality|confines of reality]]. Seeing how difficult it is for Chris to grasp reality as it is in its present, the way he grasps the past is unimaginably worse.

==Causes==

Chris' nostalgia comes from a wide variety of sources. It can be speculated that the main source of Chris' nostalgia in unhealthy amounts is his [[stress]]. At a psychological level, nostalgia is the result of negative feelings and results in the increase in of one's positive emotions.<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nostalgia#Improve_mood</ref> It can also be used as a coping mechanism for dealing with whatever stressful situation one may be in. Given how Chris currently lives his life, constantly dealing with [[weens]], and being denied [[china]] by every girl she meets, Chris will always use his past experiences in a strange way to relieve his stress. For example, at the end of the [[Jessica Quinn|Jessica Saga]], Chris, feeling awfully depressed from losing his girlfriend, decided to contact [[Megan]] on her [[Facebook]], and hook up with her again,<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fb-10-9-complimenting-megan-schroeder.35164/</ref> even after having been accusing her of being behind his current situation for the past four years.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Megan_Schroeder#The_Blame_Game</ref>

==See also==

*[[Manchester High]]
*[[The Game Place]]

==References==

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{{Chris and}}

Hair

2017-10-17T10:39:54Z

Shekelberg:

[[File:Is chris's hair getting better.png|thumb|250px|Comparison of Chris's hair. Left: November 2015<ref>[[Thank You from Christine Chandler‎]]</ref> (age 33). Right: November 2016<ref>[[I Tweet AND Post Simultaneously]]</ref> (age 34).]]

Soaked with grease and rapidly falling off, [[Chris]]'s '''hair''' is one of the many indicators of his [[Chris and health|unhealthy lifestyle]].

==Condition==
[[File:ADlEp.jpg|Chris's hair in all its glory, pre-[[Tomgirl]].|thumb]]
Chris's hair has never looked good. For most of his adult life, [[Barb]] served as his barber. The result was a predictably amateurish, uneven cut which served as the perfect accompaniment to his [[clown shirt]] and social awkwardness. His refusal to regularly bathe, which leaves his hair greasy and unmanageable, hasn't helped. His hair has entered something of a plateau, as even when he does take a shower, his hair's appearance virtually remains the same, as evidenced by his [[HairDifference|video demonstration]].

Nor has switching shampoos helped. In his early 20s, Chris used Selsun Blue for dandruff issues, then switched to Head & Shoulders. To assist with his Love Quest, he shifted to "[[AXE]] brand Freeze Anti-Dandruff Shampoo & Conditioner." When he became a tomgirl, he changed it again to Garnier Fructis shampoo and conditioner. He has also used Aussie Sprunch hairspray because "it keeps my hair poofy, and smells of candy." Nothing seems to have worked, as the photographic record clearly indicates. Firsthand observer [[Catherine]] thought it "looked like straw."

Chris, however, believes that his hair looks just fine, and has always been defensive about his hygienic habits. He also had no problem with his mother's styling. During the first [[Kacey Phone Call]], he enthusiastically (while pretending to be [[Liquid]]) [[Chris and his Ego|praised said haircut]]:

{{quote|Oh come on you know, ahh...I bet his mom probably cut his hair and uh, that's uh...I think it looks good on him actually! I like his haircut. If I, I mean you know uh, I would probably get my hair cut that way in the near future.}}

===Tomgirl hair===
[[File:Cwc neptune.png|thumb|In 2016, Chris told [[Arthur Spatchcock]] that he thought his hair resembled [[Sailor Moon|Sailor Neptune]]'s. You be the judge.]]

For most of his life he kept it short and didn't alter it significantly, but shortly before the [[Tomgirl Saga]] began in 2011, Chris started growing his hair out, and after it began, he also started bleaching his hair. Chris's natural hair color is a chestnut brown, although [[Christian Weston Chandler#Early life|early photos]] from his childhood show that it was paler at one point. He seems to be dying his hair himself, based on the unprofessional results. The highly visible brown roots seen in pictures suggest that he did not enlist the aid of a professional stylist. Chris's hair is also evidently curly when it's long; he may have done it himself with a curling iron, but Chris is far too lax in his personal grooming for that type of styling regimen. An [[October 2012]] [[Facebook]] profile picture revealed that Chris had grown his hair to his shoulders, and for the next couple years it remained at approximately this length.

[[File:Chris Long Hair.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris with shoulder length hair.]]

Chris has become resolutely opposed to cutting his hair, seeing it as essential to his tomgirl/lesbian identity. In [[May 2011]], Barb forced Chris to let her cut his hair. This resulted in Chris calling Barb a bitch. He had to wear a wig for a while. He also saved a clump of hair clippings and wore it around his neck in hopes that it would grow back faster. <ref>[[Jackie_E-mails_26]]</ref>

{{quote| This was supposed to be the Year of Me; I was making Best Social Progress with the [[Wikipedia: Mary Tyler Moore|Mary Tyler Moore]] hairstyle, with Better Self-Confidence; Gone in a snip snip snip of my mother's claws. I also have retrieved the hair clippings shortly after the tragedy, gathered them in a clump, wrapped the clump in a plastic wrap, put it in a plush, satin-like baggie, attached a necklace to it, and [[Chris and religion|I am wearing my clippings as a Charm to prayfully promote quicker hair growth and recovery.]]|Chris, thinking that a 1970s woman's hairstyle helps you get [[China|friends]].}}

Chris sometimes likes to accentuate his hair with a headband, in order to cover up his bald spot. Even before becoming a tomgirl, he admired his girly [[anime wings]] to the point of incorporating them into his comic. At the pride festival and [[26 December 2014|GameStop attacks]] of 2014, he wore a pair of striking blue and pink [[My Little Pony]] tassels. Sometimes he wears ponytails.

[[File:OmegaconD.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris in 2015, showing horrible [[tomgirl]] hair dye and receding hairline.]]
He dyed his hair blue in 2015, for his [[OmegaCon]] cosplay. Of course, he again failed to bleach the hair beforehand. The result is that his hair gradually turned to a sickly green color.

{{quote|But then also the way my hair turned out, after the semi-permanent hair color, kind of makes me look like Sailor Nep-- Neptune.|Chris<ref>[[Arthur Spatchcock]]</ref>}}

===Hair loss===
[[File:A little song and dance (720p 30fps H264-192kbit AAC).mp400001.png|thumb|Pictured in 2015: a prominent bald spot on the top of his head, typically concealed with a headband (which had slipped off in the still image)<ref>[[A little song and dance]]</ref>.]]

Chris's encroaching baldness has done little for his already uncomely appearance. Since hitting his late 20s, his hairline has been receding very quickly. When confronted in the [[Mailbag]] ([[Mailbag 17#Chris's receding hairline disagrees|17]], [[Mailbag 25#Balding issues|25]] and [[Mailbag 28#He's also going bald|28]]) about his obviously thinning hair, Chris asserted that he was not going bald, and he was untroubled. "When it goes, and if I do go bald, I will deal with that when I cross that bridge," he declared.

In videos taken of Chris at a [[Fridays After Five]] event in 2010, a bald spot was seen starting to appear on the back of his head. By 2014, at 32, pictures showed that his hairline had receded dramatically in just a couple of years, and his hair was more poorly managed, looking even more thin, wispy and unkempt, if that's possible. While his hair is long, it has simply stopped growing on the front half of his scalp, creating an extremely bizarre effect. His attempts to brush a few locks forward do little to hide his constantly growing forehead. Catherine claimed in 2014 that it was "halfway" back on his scalp.

It should be noted that if one alters a photograph of Chris to remove his bastardized bangs, his hair looks almost exactly the same as it did before 2013 - slowly thinning and as greasy as ever.
[[File:CWC0916.PNG|thumb|200px|Chris, in 2016, continuing to bald.]]
2016 saw rapid acceleration of Chris's receding hairline. Cole Smithey seemed to begin shaving his head regularly around his early to mid thirties so the timing seems about right for Chris's male pattern baldness to follow suite. Chris's ever poor hygiene and increasingly gross neglect of his remaining and now green mop-like locks certainly did not help. Chris's current hair is less that of a transitioning female, and more of a Doc Brown mixed with seaweed.

A popular theory amongst [[trolls]] proposes that the baldness is a physical indicator of the [[stress]] Chris claims they put him through. Realistically, however, Chris just drew an unlucky ticket in the genetic lottery. Photos of his half-brother [[Cole Smithey]] show that Cole lost his hair up front relatively early in life as well, and [[Bob]] was bald too. Ominously, [[Chris and health|inactivity]], [[McDonald's|poor diet]], illness, and stress are well known to accelerate the balding process. In addition, there is a strong correlation between the man's age with the eventual extent of the baldness - the earlier it begins in life, the less hair will eventually remain, which does not bode well for Chris's tomgirl dreams.

==Body hair==
[[File:115-CWCEmbarassed.jpg|thumb|Embarrassed Chris with hairy naked legs.]]
Chris has never found body hair attractive, on himself or anyone else. This is probably connected to [[Chris and gender|his hatred]] of [[JERKS|men]] and their bodies, and it began long before he became a tomgirl. In 2008, he confessed that "shorts are okay, but I don't like to show off my hairy legs." A strange [[Yu-Gi-Oh!]] card shows him dressed in the costume of a female character, but deeply embarrassed, in part because the dress exposes his legs, which he depicts as covered with hair. He also claimed that "facial hair, to most women, is a Turn Off," which is his [[autistic]] way of saying that he thinks beards are ugly. Consequently, early [[nudes]] of Chris showed that he shaved his torso and pubic region.
[[Image:Chris_15_Aug_2014_changed_profile_pic.jpg|thumb|right|Chris with visible stubble on his chest from shaving or waxing.]]

It is telling that part of his [[Rollin' and Trollin'|costume]] meant to throw off the trolls included a goatee. When he needed to reclaim his identity, he pointedly [[That Goatee WILL Grow Back|shaved it off]] for the camera within two weeks.

After becoming a tomgirl, he put more effort into removing his body hair, at least initially. He told [[Jackie]]:
{{quote|I have been experimenting with body hair removal systems. I tried waxing; I had diffculty, only a little pain; I could use some help on getting the hang of it. Then I tried the "As Seen on TV" Smooth Away; it worked some, but not so much; got a rash on my leg from the effort. [[Chris and brand loyalty|I would not recommend the product.]] And lastly, which removed the latter, a hair remover shower cream Nair brand "Shower Power Max", to be specific). It worked great, but I either used a bit much or left some on longer; this was last night. I had worse pain on the rashed leg, and new rashy spots on the other, on the right side of my belly near the button, and on BOTH of my [[manboobs|nipples]]. The pain was excruciating; I was lucky to find comfort and fall asleep with a few [[dreams]]. The areas still hurt some, and I will heal, with sexier legs to look forward to. It's a blessing neither of my arms were pained from the experiment. The pain was equivilant to harsh sunburn. I would have been more comfortable with Waxing in comparison. On the classic 1-10 scale; waxing was a 2; the S.P.Max was an 8.5 (going on 9 with the extended searing pain). At least my arms, legs, torso and pubic are sin hair and real smoooth.|Chris to Jackie|}}

He also said he had given himself a "Brazillian." A Brazilian wax consists of the removal of all pubic hair, something Chris has clearly desired for a long time.

Despite Chris's efforts, photos throughout 2013, 2014 and 2015 consistently showed that, on his face at least, whatever depilatory measures he was taking were an utter failure, as his facial stubble - his "5:00," as he calls it, is always apparent. As with every aspect of his life, his laziness thwarts his dream of looking like [[Britney Spears]].

==Hair mail==
Chris told Cassie, co-founder of [[Sonichu Girls]], that his mother had recently cut his hair and he had saved locks of his hairs so all the Sonichu Girls could have them as a souvenir, he even went to the trouble of wrapping each individual lock in plastic along with a certificate of authenticity signed by the big C himself. Chris's [[Trolls|faithful fangirls]] couldn't refuse the offer.

Due to the Mexican postal service, it took several months for the hair to reach Cassie. When it finally did, it was a shock - or perhaps it wasn't. Cassie described the hair as being "greasy" and having an odd odor. Evidently, Chris's hair is so filthy, the Mexican postal service, which regularly "unknowingly" ships countless pounds of cocaine, marijuana, and other illegal narcotics per year, had trouble dealing with this biohazard. Fortunately, this violation of [http://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/html/uscode06/usc_sec_06_00001203----000-.html United States Code: Title 16, Chapter 4, SubChapter IV, § 1203 (a)(4-7)] did not cause any national or international incidents.

While Chris promised 200 locks of hair, only 23 were ever sent. Chris included a letter to Cassie, in English on one side and in Chris's version of Spanish on the other. Each side had a [[Sonichu]] drawing, but the [[Spanish]] side had [[Chris and race|Sonichu in a sombrero]].

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Image:ChrisHair1.jpg|Now future generations will be able to clone Chris so they can have their own manchild to troll.
Image:ChrisHair2.jpg|The entire collection of hair, ready for distribution to loyal Sonichu Girls (read: [[trolls]] and especially [[homos]] from rival [[Gay 4 Sonichu]])
Image:ChrisHair3.jpg|Chris went to the trouble of making a certificate of authenticity for each lock packet. You know, to keep people from cutting their own hair and claiming it was his.
</gallery>
</center>

==Gallery of hair==
<center>
<gallery>
Image:Baldtotheextreme.jpg|"I am not balding; I had a haircut in that video that started that Damn Rumor."
Image:FutureCWC.jpg|What Chris would look like by now if he wasn't a [[tomgirl]].
File:Flirt1.jpeg|In 2014. With his makeup, [[Chris and fashion|second-hand stripy shirt]] and poorly managed hair, Chris ends up looking more like a [[Obesity|fat]] clown than a woman.
File:Chris facebook pic 5-29-13.jpg|Pigtails
</gallery>
</center>

==See also==
*[[Chris and health]]
*[[HairDifference]]

==References==
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[[Category:Physical characteristics]]

Chris and health

2017-10-17T10:17:32Z

Shekelberg: /* Mental health */

{{Articleofthenow}}

{{quote|Eat less [[/cow/|cow]] meat; Grilled Chicken is healthier. [[Pickle|Vegetables]] and [[Fanta|Fruit]] are a must; [[A Hike|Walking]] or [[Father Call|Jogging]] is great exercise daily. Standing helps too; play some ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' on [[Gitar of Fail|Guitar]], you have to stand while playing, and move a bit for fun and movement.|[[Chris]]'s [[Chris and Hypocrisy|ironic]] advice for [[Wikipedia:Ivan Drago|Ivan Drago]]<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Mailbag_2</ref>}}

[[Image:DecayOfManChild.jpg|thumb|Chris in a few years.]]

Chris, as even those with a cursory knowledge of medicine can plainly see, is not in good '''health'''. Considering his [[obesity]], [[Power|lack of exercise]], [[Christopher Paul Whitney reveal|poor nutrition]], [[ShowerClean|refusal to bathe]], and [[Tour of Chris's House|the grave uncleanliness]] of [[Rental House|his]] [[14 Branchland Court|surroundings]], he has an extremely high chance of developing potentially life-threatening medical problems such as cancer, type 2 diabetes, [[Wikipedia:Atherosclerosis|atherosclerosis]], and possibly a premature [[Death|death]].

==Diet and nutrition==
{{main|Obesity}}

[[File:Sonic rainboom $500 1.png|thumb|left|200px|Chris visited McDonalds 10 times in 13 days. It's not even the only fast-food place on the list.]]

[[File:Recycle.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris tends to drink large amounts of soft drinks daily, including ones mixed with [[Navy|a special ingredient]].]]

[[File:Hypnosis for fatter ass.png|thumb|200px|Chris wants to use subliminal hypnosis to make his belly slimmer but his ass fatter.]]

Chris is a known fast food lover, eating either [[McDonald's]] or [[Burger King]] at least once a day. He has been known to dine out up to 4 times a day. The fact that he's merely fat and not morbidly obese with such an awe-inspiring calorific intake and inactive lifestyle suggests a fairly high metabolism, one which will almost certainly not last indefinitely. The frequency of his fast food trips was confirmed in 2015 when a Kiwi Farms user sent him $500 to see what he would do with it.

Chris claims that he cooks for himself 4 or 5 days a week,<ref>[[Mumble 6|Mumble #6]]</ref> making his cooking a major source of his nutrition. He has said that he took Home Ec. classes in school and that he owns cookbooks.<ref>[[IRC (18 December 2008)]]</ref> However, when Jackie asked him to cook spaghetti in a YouTube video--an incredibly basic dish, mind you--he dodged responsibility by claiming that [[Barbara]] had blocked the kitchen up with junk, so he instead mimed the act and microwaved some canned spaghetti and meatballs.<ref>[[SpaghettiRoutine]]</ref> It can be deduced from this that Chris can't or doesn't cook and simply buys microwaveable meals every time he claims to be eating at home.

Many, many times, Chris has been shown to be a glutton for all kinds of food, eating excessively in public places and during parties. His complexion also gives insight into his daily nutrition, often showing various signs of acne and acne scarring. This suggests that Chris never drinks water and that he drinks a lot of [[CWC Cola|carbonated]] [[My Coke Rewards|drinks]] and energy drinks (which have been proven to [[Chris and anger|increase erratic behavior]]<ref>[http://www.naturalnews.com/042974_soda_consumption_brain_function_hyperactivity.html|Natural News]</ref>). His most probable nutritional intake is as follows:

* '''Breakfast:''' Often nothing because he usually [[Biological clock|sleeps from 6 a.m. to noon]], but on the rare occasion he does, he travels to McDonald's or another fast food restaurant with a breakfast menu.
* '''Lunch:''' Something quick at home or fast food.
* '''Dinner:''' Dine out at a fast food place with family, or have a poorly-cooked microwave meal.

[[File:Fat chris.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Chris showing off his gut in [[October 2017]], as an attempt to make [[Jessica Quinn]] regret breaking up with him.]]

In addition, it is believed that Chris's diet is one of the causes for his [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|fecal incontinence]] (the other one being [[List of things Chris has shoved up his ass|ramming stuff]] [[Homos#Evidence that Chris might be gay|in his rectum]]), as chronic constipation can be one cause of fecal incontinence;<ref>[[Wikipedia:Fecal_incontinence#Constipation|Fecal incontinence on Wikipedia]]</ref> casually, it happens that Chris's diet of McDonald's, microwaveable food, and little or no fruit or vegetables is very likely ridiculously low on fiber and thus a sure-fire way of causing constipation, and Chris has been going on with this diet for who knows how many years.

According to Chris, he eats more vegetables than any other food group.<ref>[[Kacey Call 7]]</ref> The veracity of this statement is dubious, given what is known about Chris's medical history and health in general.

In short, Chris is a fatty, yet he denies it, and his food makes him shit himself.

It seems that his diet has finally caught up with him, as it was revealed in the [[Father Call|conversation]] with [[Kacey]]'s father that he was prescribed [[Wikipedia:Atorvastatin|Lipitor]] for his high cholesterol. Chris claims that he stopped taking the drug in the fall of [[2009]], but whether he was being honest (especially given the number of obvious [[lies]] he told about his health in the course of the rest of the call) is uncertain.

In 2016, he began listening to [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]] videos as an attempt to improve his health. He liked videos such as ''Lose Weight Super Fast!'', ''Produce Odorless Farts Fast!'', ''Eliminate Armpit Odor Permanently Fast!'' and ''Lower Your Blood Pressure Fast! Hypertension Treatment''.

In 2017, Chris had a brief online relationship with [[Jessica Quinn]], who has a fat fetish and influenced Chris with it. The Sonichu comic features an obese Rosechu in [[Sonichu 12|issue 12]]. After their breakup, Chris consumed a large bowl of ice cream, then took a side photo of his gut, saying, "THIS!!! Right Here was ALLLLL HERS!!!!!!"<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/October_2017_Facebook_posts#Quinn.27s_missing_out</ref>

===Places where Chris likes to eat===
* [[Country Cookin]]
* [[McDonald's]]
* [[Golden Corral]] (has closed its doors in Charlottesville)
* [[Chick-fil-A]]
* [[Semen|Bedroom]]
* [[Burger King]]

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==Exercise==

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{{quote|[…] while my body is Strong and [[Power]]ful, I am unable to Run Fast without losing breath 10-Seconds in [[Sonic]]-Running Speed.|[[CWCipedia]]<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Private_villa_of_corrupted_citizens#I_DO.21</ref>}}

[[File:Cwcstrongman.JPG|thumb|[[I AM STRONG]]!]]

Chris has not had any regular exercise since leaving [[high school]], and the lack of physical activity has contributed to his already ballooning shape. Since he barely leaves his house and focuses his time on playing [[vidya]], his lack of exposure to the sunlight has left his skin a frightening pallor that starkly contrasts to the dark background of his room, while making videos. Also, most fat people have strong, stocky legs, due to carrying around all that weight, but since Chris very rarely performs any task more physically demanding than [[Guitar Hero|standing up]], his muscles have withered away, leaving a body made almost entirely out of fat, as evidenced by his incredibly thin and weak arms [[Sign Destruction Video|that are incapable of breaking wooden sticks]] and [[Chris Loses It|barely capable of tearing cardboard]].

When questioned about exercise, he regarded standing up and playing ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' as exercise.<ref>[[IRC (03 January 2009)]]</ref> Needless to say, Chris is clearly delusional. In Chris's [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|''PaRappa the Rapper'' contest entry]], where he foolishly chose to dance, he seemed to get tired very easily from dancing for a mere 30 seconds and even stopped recording to take a break (evidenced by the abrupt change of position). While attending [[Fridays After Five]] for a while, he danced in public like a stroke victim, then sat down to rest and play some vidya outdoors. Despite this, in [[WelcometoBollywood]] he is capable of dancing in place for over 7 minutes. Whether or not he did this with the magic of jump cuts remains to be seen.

During the later stages of his infatuation with [[Kacey]], many of Chris's videos showed a growing obsession with his own physical power. Chris apparently believes himself to be a nigh-unstoppable testament to human might, and has made several videos dedicated to flexing and [[30 Push-Ups|feats]] of [[11042009 51 50|strength]], performing Herculean tasks such as lifting boxes of Minute Maid lemonade and almost doing fake push-ups. He appears to believe that he could've defeated both his rivals [[Gregg Mays]] and [[Liquid Chris]] should've it to came to blows, and as such had challenged them to fisticuffs multiple times.

Of course, Chris is once again completely delusional about his own abilities. The push-ups and curls he has struggled to do on camera only serve to demonstrate exactly how hopelessly out of shape he really is. He's so fat and his muscles are so small that it's never clear whether he's actually flexing, and the [[CWCFighter|fighting]] [[Challenge for Clyde|moves]] he's shown us are laughably incompetent. Were Chris to [[I Got A Fish|get his wish]] and physically confront Gregg or Liquid, he would definitely have his ass handed to him.

In the [[Father Call]] and the subsequent [[Kacey and Liquid Call]], Chris made various claims about having taken up jogging. At one point he claimed to jog 5 miles (8 kilometers) a day, but it didn't take long for Kacey and her father to call him out on this obvious lie. The truth is clearly shown in [[Sonichu's Edge]], where Chris runs only a fraction of a mile and had to take 6 breaks to catch his breath, whereas a person in decent health would take a few seconds to jog the same distance without having to stop as often as Chris did.

Chris's lack of muscle tone may stem from hypotonia (lack of muscle tone), which can occur in people on the [[autism]] spectrum,<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypotonia</ref> although it is clear that his poor lifestyle has only exacerbated this.
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==Hygiene==
{{quote|I shower Daily.|Chris<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#C.W.C._Gets_A_Big_Power.21 http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#C.W.C._Gets_A_Big_Power.21]</ref>}}

[[Image:Didyoubathe.JPG|thumb|right|180px|"Did you bathe?" "No"]][[Image:Plusoneshoweroffilth.jpg‎|thumb|left|Where Chris [[Mass debating|marinates in his own filth]].]]

As quoted above, Chris claims to bathe on a daily basis. However, his propensity to lie and reports from people who have interacted with him suggest otherwise. According to [[Emily]], he reeked of "rotten watermelons"; [[Robert Simmons V]] said that he had a variant of the homeless person stank, and field agents have said "body odor masked with gallons of Axe". In fact, it might be that Chris regards [[Axe]] as a substitute for a shower.<ref>In an [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_2/Page_10 ad] Chris made for ''[[Sonichu 2|Sonichu #2]]'' [[Rosechu]] tells [[Sonichu]] that he smells good, and asks him if he bathed, like it's some kind of event. Sonichu replies that he used Axe instead, suggesting that Chris believes that using Axe is an acceptable substitute for a shower or bath.</ref> Rosechu seems to confirm this belief, as upon being told of the Axe usage she makes an awful attempt at suggestive wordplay, suggesting both that using Axe makes Sonichu clean enough for sex and that cheap deodorant has an aphrodisiac effect on Rosechu.

It would appear that Chris compounds this hygiene problem by frequently going for days without changing his clothes; perusal of his videos has shown him wearing the same shirt for several days in a row.<ref>A particularly good example is the series of videos starting with [[12 January 2010]] and ending with [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L]]. The videos in question were shot between 12-15 [[January 2010]], and in all of them Chris wears the same shirt.</ref> It may be that Chris just gets into "nice" clothing to make his videos and as such doesn't get them dirty, allowing for him to use the same ones repeatedly, although this hygienic habit would be at odds with everything else he does.

The condition of his epidermal system is so poor that it's visibly noticeable, even in his [[Chris and cinematography|low quality videos]]. The texture of grease that is probably permanently adhered to his skin creates a disgusting sheen that reflects a significant amount of light. The same goes for his [[hair]], which is in such poor condition that when he allowed it to grow for the [[Tomgirl Pictures]], many strands were clumped together in greasy, sticky locks, looking akin to the long beard of a homeless man. And even when washed, it looks exactly as greasy and unkempt as it did before, as seen in the [[HairDifference]] videos. This neglect will only make his hair fall out even faster than it already is.

This lack of cleanliness, combined with the state of his [[Chris's Room|room]] where he spends almost all his time, means that Chris and his surroundings must smell absolutely ''disgusting''. Chris evidently simply tolerates the horrible odours, perhaps not noticing them anymore. It may be that he has an abnormally weak or insensitive sense of smell; few other things would allow for such living conditions.

Despite his irregular (at best) use of the shower, Chris is reportedly an enthusiastic consumer of hand sanitizer. [[Mimms]] and [[Lucas]] recalled that he would scrub his hands with germ-killing jellied alcohol after every post-card-game handshake at [[The GAMe PLACe]] (doubtlessly offending his victorious opponents) and photographs of Chris at [[Fridays After Five]] suggest that he kept a bottle on hand at all times. Additionally, Mimms and Lucas said in their [[Mimms and Lucas Q&A|Q&A session]] that Chris didn't have any noticeable BO during his time at the GAMe PLACe, suggesting that his odor problems have become more severe in recent years. [[BlueSpike]] also mentions Chris's usage of hand sanitizer throughout [[Julie Reveals Herself]].

One day in September 2014, Chris decided to give himself [[Un-clit|a piercing on his perineum]]. Piercings require constant disinfection while they heal, anywhere on the body, even for very clean people, and so many trolls were concerned that considering Chris's general filthiness and the fact that the location of the piercing would receive very little air, there was a serious risk of infection. In December, he shared another picture of this piercing which showed that, while it wasn't infected, the piercing had begun to reject (''tearing the skin'' in the process). Making lemonade out of lemons, Chris (now in the throes of his transwoman fantasy) noted with pride the tear's semblance to a [[China|vagina]] and actually got it re-pierced, without giving the original wound any longer than about a week to heal. Fortunately, Chris gave up on it after it became clear that the piercing was going to be more hassle than it was worth, and removed it for good before any serious harm was done.
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==Living conditions==

''Main article: [[14 Branchland Court]], [[Rental House]]''

[[File:Ebay violin photo - 22 Jun 2014 - 1.jpg|thumb|Only half a year in and already an inhuman cesspool; quite the accomplishment.]]

Simply put, Chris has spent many years growing acclimated to living in conditions of abject filth and untidiness. The photographs and videos of 14 Branchland Court that he has so unwisely shared with the world showcased to us his filthy bathtub, as well as what appeared to be overflowing bins that looked more like mounds of trash, a kitchen sink overflowing with unwashed plates and cutlery, and even an instance of Chris [[Vivitheg's AIM chat|slipping on cat shit]]. Trolls also managed to [[Rocky Shoemaker call|extract]] from [[Rocky Shoemaker]] that the house was suffering some sort of infestation, which led to [[Bob]] being quarantined after being brought to hospital, and Chris being confined to his room to avoid being bitten. When Chris's last video of the house emerged in the months before the [[Destruction of Chris's House|fire]], it was revealed that the problem had only gotten worse since Bob's passing, with whole rooms literally rendered inaccessible, and some filled almost to the ceiling with items [[Barb]] had hoarded, and with various other rooms reduced to crevices carved into Barb's mountains of junk.

Even after the fire, Chris and Barb have seemingly not amended their habits, as far as housekeeping goes. Photographs of the rental house revealed a steadily growing number of [[Lego]] boxes strewn around, as well as something much more alarming; when Chris was taking photographs of his merchandise for [[eBay]], he inadvertently photographed rat faeces on the carpet as well. When [[Trolls|concerned customers]] pointed this out Chris [[Chris and reality|flatly denied it]], even though [[Honor roll|he had given them photographic proof to the contrary]]. Moreover, after [[Catherine]] visited in [[August 2014]], she recalled seeing junk "piled up to the ceiling" and the dogs not being housebroken and allowed to urinate and defecate in piles of newspaper on the floor. While Chris and Barb returned to the renovated 14 Branchland Court in [[January 2015]], one can only imagine the reaction of the landlord to the state in which they left the house, which, as of [[April 2015]], was still vacant, probably due to the mess they made.

==Vision==
As evidenced by his oversized, [[Pedo-Glasses|aviator-like glasses]], Chris has a vision problem. Judging by pictures of Chris in his youth, it appears that he began wearing glasses around the time he entered high school. The extent of his eyesight problems is anybody's guess. His glasses are often fogged and [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|dirty]], thus simultaneously improving and worsening his sight along different feature dimensions. Chris often takes them off when things are [[Stress|"getting serious"]], but keeps them on to [[Chris and English|read]]. This is evident in the video in which he [[Captain's_Log,_Stardate_February_10th,_2009|reads a letter from Nintendo]], and in the [[Christian_Weston_Chandler's_FUTURE_MESSAGE|"FUTURE MESSAGE"]] video.

One of Chris' relatives, Dr. David Alan Chandler, happens to be an eye doctor whom Chris has seen in the past. The last time Chris was known to have seen him for an appointment was 6 January 2004.

Chris's driver's license has a restrictive condition checked, which commonly means that the driver must wear glasses in order to legally drive. Whether his vision contributed to the [[Son-Chu#Car_trouble|numerous vehicular incidents]] he has been involved in has yet to be seen. However, it is a good bet that Chris should be wearing glasses while driving, for the sake of those sharing the road with him.

In his [[CLog 10042017 - Q&A NO MORE!!!]] video, Chris's left eye is drooping noticeably, which may imply either an early sign of a stroke or substance abuse. Both of these are plausible due to his [[obesity]] and poor nutrition for the former, and his abuse of [[Oestrogel application and Vibrating Bra, How To.|a black-market drug for the latter]].

==Dental health==
{{Main|Fangs}}
[[Image:ChrisCavities.JPG‎|thumb|250px|He's not even afraid to show the gaping cavities at the back of his mouth. Talk about [[honest content]]!]]

Chris's fondness for bearing his [[fangs]] in moments of [[Chris and anger|tard rage]] has revealed substantial dental work, particularly on his back molars, which look to have had most of their surface drilled and filled to deal with cavities. It seems likely that Chris takes about as much care of his teeth as he does any other part of his body, and that he'll be needing crowns and other painful, [[Chris and money|expensive]] dental surgery some time later in his life, assuming he lives that long.

Although it is difficult to tell (partly due to Chris's [[Chris and cinematography|awful camerawork]]), in the few instances we get to see his teeth, they seem to be a strange yellow-brown color, which is likely the result of large consumption of [[Fanta|carbonated drinks]], poor dental hygiene, and his refusal to visit a professional under the influence of his massive [[Chris and his Ego|narcissism]]. He seems to be unwilling to brush his teeth, or at least chew some [[Brand loyalty|Orbit gum]].
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==Cardiovascular health==
[[File:Soysauce on fries.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris thinks this will help him grow his [[manboobs|breasts]]. To be fair, [[obesity|he's not wrong]].]]

In August 2013, Chris indicated that the [[stress]] he's endured has begun to affect his health, citing a symptom of high blood pressure. In 2016, he implied that he has hypertension;<ref>[[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis#Likes]]</ref> this was later confirmed in August 2017, when he stated that he takes prescription medicine for it.<ref>[[August 2017 tweets#Chris' prescribed medication]]</ref>

In September 2017, Chris discussed his new method for growing larger breasts, which involves flavoring his food with soy sauce. As an example, he posted a picture of [[McDonald's]] fries doused in soy sauce.<ref>[[September 2017 tweets#Chris is fat and stupid]]</ref> It is evident that he has conflated soy-based foods with soy sauce, thinking the latter would be a good way to boost estrogen levels. In reality, the phytoestrogens found in soy products do not bind to the body's estradiol receptors, and thus will have no effect on his manboobs. Conversely, the sodium in soy sauce is actually making him fatter due to weight gain and fluid retention, as well as inflicting further damage to his heart, which is already straining under the effects of hypertension.

==Excretory health==
Chris has had a long history of [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|fecal incontinence]]. One factor likely contributing to this is his diet. His continued [[Julie Reveals Herself|abuse]] of his anus and rectum has not helped.

In July 2017, Chris passed his first [[July 2017 tweets#Kidney_stone|kidney stone]]. Obesity and a high intake of sodium are known risk factors,<ref>https://www.urologyhealth.org/urologic-conditions/kidney-stones/causes</ref> and seeing as how both of these apply to Chris, he can expect to see more [[Wikipedia:Calculus (medicine)|calculi]] in the future unless he changes his ways.

As mentioned in the previous section, Chris has revealed that he is now putting soy sauce on everything that is not sweet. In addition to worsening his renal health, when combined with the laxative effects of his intake of twelve prunes a day (part of the same breast growth formula), this is only likely to result in a higher frequency of [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS]].

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==Mental health==
[[Image:Ecp00065.jpg|thumb|Christian Weston Chandler is not a very healthy individual in any sense of the word.]]
[[Chris and psychology|As noted]], Chris has a hostile relationship with psychotherapy, so there is little that can be said about what mental illnesses he has. Because autism isn't nearly enough to explain the full spectrum of his abject psyche, many observers have tried to pin down Chris for a variety of mental illnesses ranging from sociopathy (minus the increase in charisma) to narcissism (ditto), to schizophrenia (signs include his disorganized speech and writing, loss of contact with [[Chris and reality|reality]], and paranoid ideas about being the victim of persecution or "conspiracies" - such as his delusional belief that [[Megan Schroeder]] and [[Michael Snyder]] were somehow responsible for him getting banned from [[Walmart]]).

The one mental failing that debilitates Chris most is his rigid refusal to adapt to his environment. This stubbornness, more than anything else, is what makes him so frustrating to watch—he is incapable of advancing mentally beyond the mind of a ten-year-old with some ''[[Wikipedia:Playboy|Playboy]]'' magazines stuffed under his mattress. Whatever mental problems he may have are only exacerbated by this stubborn inability to mature or even alter his tactics. For over 6 years, he has been led on by various trolls pretending to be [[Sweetheart|young white women]] [[Chris and reality|who are interested in a relationship with him]], and yet he still falls for it time after time. It is Chris's refusal to listen or learn that ensures that he will continue to live in [[Naive|ignorance]], isolation and misery, and until he decides to change, it always will, irrespective of whether his trolls stay interested in him.

It was once thought possible that Chris didn't feel like his life had truly begun, that he was still in the "pre-adult" years — because he remained a [[Virgin with rage|virgin]] into his early 30's, and judging by his [[Autism|oversimplified, black-and-white view of the world]] [[The Adventures of the American Rabbit|tainted]] [[Video games|by]] [[Chris and reality|fiction]] [[Chris and television|and]] [[Chris and brand loyalty|media messages]], [[women's rights|treatment of women]] and [[Chris and sex|stunted understanding of sexual relationships]], because he saw sex not as a biological or recreational function, or an expression of love, but rather as a rite of passage, of sorts, and he therefore believed that he wasn't able to truly be an adult until he had sex. Chris has lost his virginity, however, and as of yet, has made few to no changes that will tangibly improve his life, in fact he has been plunging himself into debt to buy toys, of all things, as well as a new car. Needless to say, no one expects Chris and Barb to be able to afford to keep the car for long.

Since Chris has been pampered and sheltered from basically all forms of outside influence, he lacks experience with the real world. His reaction to the real world can best be seen in his reactions to trolls; instead of dealing with them in a constructive way (taking their advice) or even a neutral way (either ignoring them or getting off the internet), he will freak out, yell at things, blame his autism or the trolls themselves for his shortcomings, and maybe crush a [[sex toys|dildo]].

He also has a peculiar notion that he is slim, broad-shouldered and tan, and that he has a full head of [[hair]] and is generally not creepy. This image comes from two things:

* His mother would always [[Barbara#Pampering_of_Chris|tell him how "handsome" he was]]. This might simply be [[Barbara]] telling her son what all mothers tell their kids.
* He has an [[Wikipedia:Prosopagnosia|inability to remember faces]]. For example, during the [[Blanca]] incidents, trolls used pictures of two different girls to represent Blanca and he never suspected a thing; he thinks that he and [[BILLY MAYS]] would have looked the same if BILLY shaved off his beard. In [[high school]], he had to remember his own appearance by staring in the mirror, leaving his more youthful image of himself branded in his mind.<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_7/Page_24 ''Sonichu'' #7, page 24]</ref> The fact that the only distinguishing features of his cartoon characters are hair and eye color also point to this, although this may just be Chris being a [[Chris and art|shitty artist]].

Some people think that, far from being mentally ill, Chris is just misguided and simply needs to be steered in the right direction. [[White knight|However...]]

In the July 2012 [[This_is_how_the_Trial_went|arraignment]] for his and Barbara's actions at the GAMe PLACe [[28_October_2011|the previous fall]], Chris agreed to a plea bargain, avoiding felony charges and jail time in exchange for, among other things, "mandatory psychological treatment and evaluation," which meant that Chris was forced to undergo legitimate psychiatric treatment (as opposed to simply seeing [[Rocky_Shoemaker|an un-certified pastoral "counselor"]]), or risk being imprisoned. Given that most, if not all of the problems described above persist in some form or another to this day, it seems that Chris reacted to psychiatric treatment in much the same way he reacted to the education system, as it seems that, whatever his psychiatrist said, he took none of it in, probably taking out his [[Ego|anger at being forced to obey the law]] on the psychiatrist by simply refusing to co-operate.

Chris began listening to [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]] videos on YouTube in 2016. On 29 June, he uploaded [[Announcement 06292016|Announcement 06292016-2]], in which he claimed that the music cured his autism:

{{quotebox|Hey [[Fans|fans,]] I forgot one thing to mention. I have- I've actually been on a- subliminal project, as a lot of you- or some of you- might have been... aware of, through my history or whatever... That I try to keep private amongst my YouTube settings.

But I have been enjoying for the past 3 months the "Get Rid of Autism" subliminal. [[Naive|The one that actually works]] in three months so less than [''stutters''] three times per day. 36 times.

I have been doin' that I've actually found myself more mentally capable. I don't- I do not blank out as much, I feel a little bit [[Slow-in-the-minds|faster]] in mental processing... Aaand I feel a whole lot better so with that [''puts out hands''] I'm essentially [[Autism#Autism cured?|cured of autism]]. Oh and also I actually have been able to socialize better out in public, so that's another good deal right there.

I'm gonna put the link underneath this video... And those of y'all with autism... Try for yourself. Three- play it three times, per day... for three months. [''Points to head''] It worked for me. [''Thumbs up'']}}

However, in a November Facebook post, he was back to referring to himself as a "high-functioning autistic person."<ref>[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Hate and fear of Trump and Pence]]</ref>

Chris mentioned in August 2017 that he takes Valium, a drug used to treat [[stress|anxiety and nervousness]].<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/August_2017_tweets#On_wearing_the_unicorn_cosplay_to_church</ref>

{{quote|I took a rest and some valium after I got back home. I feel some recovered, but feel some mild headache now.|Chris, on taking the drug after feeling stress from being told not to wear his [[unicorn cosplay]] at church.}}

==Sexual health==
Bent at a horrifying 45° angle, Chris's [[duck]] is a thing of almost unholy terror. While there has been much speculation as to the cause of this (possibly [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peyronie%27s_disease Peyronie's disease] or the result of engaging in dangerous prone masturbation), it is ultimately a mystery that will probably never be solved. While correctable, the process is expensive and Chris has other, [[Video games|more]] [[Toys|important]] [[Sex toys|things]] on which to spend his (or rather, [[Monthly tugboat|taxpayers']]) money.

In correspondence with [[Jackie]], Chris revealed he was checked for STDs in early [[2010]].<ref>[[Jackie e-mails]]</ref> He didn't have any; [[Virgin|you can probably guess why]].

==Gender transitioning==
{{see also|Tomgirl}}
===Hormone treatment===
[[File:Like budderin bread - credit to Buck Mullet.gif|thumb|Chris believes this is an appropriate form of hormone therapy.]]
Normally, transgender people plan out their gender transitions with doctors to ensure safety throughout the process, especially if they are taking hormones (which can cause health issues unless strictly monitored according to the patient's health profile).

Unfortunately for Chris, he has done the opposite. In 2015, he acquired '''Oestrogel''', a hormone replacement therapy cream meant for [[Barbara Chandler|post-menopausal women]]. It is meant to be prescription-only, but Chris got around the requirement to see a doctor by ordering it through Offshore Pharmacy.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/August_2016_Facebook_posts#House_Cleaning</ref> Oestrogel has health risks, such as fluid retention, weight changes, rise in blood pressure (disastrous for an obese person like Chris) and blood clots,<ref name=healthrisks>[http://www.webmd.com/drugs/2/drug-89430/estrogel-transdermal/details/list-sideeffects Common and Rare Side Effects for Estrogel transdermal]. WebMD</ref> and that is when it is applied properly via a small dosage on the arm once per day. He even managed to fail at following the directions on the package, as shown in [[Oestrogel application and Vibrating Bra, How To.]], in which he slathers the cream onto his stomach "like buttering bread".

[[Kim Wilson]] revealed that he was taking the hormones in May 2015,<ref>[[May 2015 Facebook posts]]</ref> and Chris mentioned the drug again as late as August 2016.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/August_2016_Facebook_posts#House_Cleaning</ref> Throughout 2015-2016, he repeatedly complained, via Facebook posts, of feeling dizzy and ill, but has failed to connect the dots and see that taking over-dosages of a black-market drug without a physician's approval could be a reason for it.

In addition to Oestrogel, Chris has been taking supplements such as vitamins. He purchased a jar of Solaray Female Hormone Blend Vitamins in August 2016,<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/8-10-chris-bought-female-hormone-vitamins.23257/</ref> which is meant to ease menopausal symptoms. [[Arthur Spatchcock]] also learned that, around [[May 2016]], Chris was fond of eating Fenugreek seeds because he believed it would increase his estrogen levels (being unaware that it would have no effect on him, since he is not on estrogen).<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-thoughts-questions.661/page-562#post-1475700</ref>

===Un-clit 2.0===
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In [[July 2016]], Chris posted about [[Un-clit 2.0|a wound on his taint]], announcing that he had gotten it as a result of [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]] and would be growing new labia as a result.

A troll with insider info discovered that Chris had actually '''sliced himself open with a knife in order to free the vagina he thought was growing within him'''.

{{quoteboxgreen|So, Chris was feeling up his junk, and he felt something "growing in". He believed his labia were growing in. He knew, logically, that he probably should let it... ahem... "erupt" on its own, because cutting himself open is crazy and he would probably get in trouble. But one night he was drunk and was sad that someone pointed out he didn't have an actual vagina, so he thought he'd help it along.

In the morning he was very embarrassed and sheepish about it. Chris is fucking lucky he posted about it online, and got pestered into getting help by weens, because if he hadn't, he'd probably end up in the hospital, fighting off a potentially lethal infection.

So technically speaking, in Chris logic, it was indeed a wound, but his vagina was going to come out and the wound would heal and everything would be alright.

It's kind of like he was Brundlewoman and he was pulling off his old ear and face and shit, and the beautiful Pam Anderson Christine would be underneath.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fb-12-21-chris-reminiscences-about-moving-back-into-14bc-after-the-fire.26774/page-7#post-1962817</ref>}}

===Rejected by a blood bank===
In January 2017, Chris complained on Facebook that he had been turned away from a blood drive for being transgender.<ref>[[January 2017 Facebook Posts]]</ref> He stated that the given reason was "the FDA saw to not accept blood from Transgender people, due to the varying levels of testosterone/estrogen balances in our blood." Chris does not realize how medically sensitive patients will be when receiving blood transfusions, and that it would not be in their interests to be taking blood with hormonal imbalances, especially from Chris, whose blood has been affected by the dangerous intake of the unsupervised Oestrogel drug.

==Other deformities==
[[Image:Eye.jpg|thumb|"My left eye is blue, and my right eye is brown-my right is green."<ref>[[CWC Update 13 August 2009]]</ref>]]
Chris also has mild [[heterochromia]], which he claims is the result of pinkeye medicine that he took in high school. However, in a photo of a young Chris, his right eye is green.<ref>[[:Image:0043-YoungChristopher2.jpg]]</ref> He probably tells this story so people think he's [[Autism|special]].

His voice is also a very [[speech Impediment|severe deformity]], ranging in pitch from normal to the sound of a three-year old girl on helium all the way to [[Wikipedia:Gilbert Gottfried|Gilbert Gottfried]]. It has been medically proven that one of the effects of [[Asperger's syndrome]] is a lack of variation in speech such as tone, pitch and accent. It can also work backwards, which could explain Chris's far from normal voice: autistics often have difficulty distinguishing voice tone. In his [[Song of Christian]] video, his voice sounds almost entirely normal and even deeper than later years, except for the occasional times where he recalls [[Wikipedia:List_of_Conker_characters#Conker_the_Squirrel|Conker]] of ''[[Wikipedia:Conker's Bad Fur Day|Conker's Bad Fur Day]]''. However, this voice deformity most likely comes from the fact he has little to no human interaction; such isolation has been proven to change a person's perception of pitch, especially if they're autistic. With enough isolation, this will most likely become permanent.

[[/cwc/|Some]] have pointed out that Chris has an unusually wide [[wikipedia:Nasal septum|septum]], as seen in his [[MySpace]] picture.<ref>[[:File:Myspace.jpg]]</ref> Others go as far as to say he lacks one altogether. The cause of this, like his bent [[duck]], is as yet unknown.

==See also==
*[[Autism]]
*[[Hair]]
*[[Obesity]]
*[[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]]

== Sources ==
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{{Chris and}}

Oestrogel application and Vibrating Bra, How To

2017-10-17T08:09:41Z

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{{Honest}}
'''Oestrogel application and Vibrating Bra, How To.''' is a video Chris uploaded to his [[YouTube]] channel on 6 [[December 2015]]. It is full of [[honest content]].

Chris puts on his signature female voice to help convince us all he's truly a transsexual, and shows off his [[obesity]] by 'buttering' his stomach in Oestrogel, a prescription medication generally meant to treat menopausal symptoms. He talks of the significant increase in his breasts, ludicrously claiming that he's a D cup, despite his mantits being no larger than they already were. He then demonstrates how he puts vibrators in his bra cups to supposedly enlarge his breasts, [[Honor Roll|somehow]]. He refers readers to the YouTube channel "violet4151", a [[JERKS|male]]-to-[[Women's rights|female]] transgender woman who hopefully hasn't had the pleasure of knowing she's been endorsed by Chris-Chan, for more transitioning information. Because of course after seeing Chris rub menopause cream on his gut, Chris's hordes of transgender fans will be ravenous for more.

==Health Risks for Chris==

Oestrogel contains 0.06% 17β estradiol, a female sex hormone, and is used in hormone replacement therapy by menopausal and post-menopausal women, such as Barb, whom he may have simply stolen it from. It has side effects, some of which can pose [[Chris and health|serious health risks for Chris]]. Doctors do not recommend that women who are overweight or obese use Oestrogel and side effects include fluid retention, weight changes, rise in blood pressure (disastrous for an obese person like Chris) and blood clots<ref name=healthrisks>[http://www.webmd.com/drugs/2/drug-89430/estrogel-transdermal/details/list-sideeffects Common and Rare Side Effects for Estrogel transdermal]. WebMD</ref>. It is, unsurprisingly, not recommended at all for gender transitioning, irrespective of how it's applied. Trans women generally take their estrogen in the form of pills or injections.

==Description==
{{quotebox|Go to Violet for Transgender transitioning tips and advice, better than I could ever provide.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8xaIcidBMZ2dKQSTpyrtAg}}

==Video==

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==Transcript==
[''Chris is seated and wearing a [[muscle bra|bra]].'']

[''high-pitched''] Hello everybody! It’s me once again, and we’re gonna do a [[fanbase|fan]] request tonight. [''normal voice resumed''] I’m gonna show off uh, among which among the trans, among the way I’m transitioning [''sexy hair flip''] and being a [[Homos#Chris and transsexuality|transgender person, transwoman]]. I’ll apply some Oestrogel. And uh, actually I would personally recommend for, you know, their transitioning tips and uh, experience from someone who’s more, who’s actually farther ahead than I am, I’m... yeah, and in my subscriptions, uh, it’s uh, her name is Violet. Her channel is violet4151, right here on [[YouTube]]. And she pretty much, just did it from start to finish, recorded everything, so I pretty much recommend going to her for other advice and input.

Well for now we’re gonna show you how to apply some Oestrogel. [''Holds up grooved plastic strip to camera.''] Uh, it goes, you rub it [''rubs stomach''] down here usually, all over, and it comes with tubes, it comes with a spatula, it’s got little grooves on, right dere. From one to the udder, that’s the amount of space you want to put, uh, for the...amount. [''Unscrews cap and begins squeezing the medication on the strip.''] So, yeah, I mark it with my, mark the inside end with my thumb and move from one end of the groove to the other. And of course, when the tube gets empty, then that’s, it can be-, get, it can be more difficult to get it out.
But yeah, after you get down dere and you just [''begins smearing the stuff on his belly''] rub it on there like butter on bread! Up and down. And you do this once a night for up to 24 to 28 days out of the month, and then you take the three-to-seven-day break for the remaining days, up until when you start up th-, start up the, the routine again for the following month.

And uh, on the other, and then on the second thing that I have actually confirmed plausible, [''reaches behind himself and brings out blue plastic things with wires attached''] uh, the vibrating brassiere, or at least what I did, and I took a couple of remote-control vibrating eggs that uh, take two AA batteries at the very least, or triple-As, I guess they could be easily replace, replaceable inexpensively. I like to, I tend to keep my shirt on, so [''begins to stuff them in his bra''] I slip ‘em ‘bout, one right dere...oh, I mean, I wanna do it where the wire is, facing my back, so...one dere, one dere, and then I just turn them both on full blast. [''activates eggs, which buzz''] And I like to go, and I like get, let that going for about fifteen to thirty minutes a day. And I have found that after the uh, the first week of trying this, I have found a significant increase to my bust size. [''sucks in gut and thrusts out bosom''] Little bit better than D, [[Chris and Reality|I’m sure]], but I haven’t used a measuring tape yet, but I have...yeah, I have seen the difference in my, in my shadow on the wall, and just looking down upon them. So anyway, you wanna do that fifteen to thirty minutes a day. [''pulls eggs out from bra''] And uh, even if it, and it may vary, or you might be at your maximum breast, brecks size, because genetics. Anyway, so even, even if it doesn’t work out, just, [''cups breasts''] it feels good, the vibrations there. [''shows profile again'']

Anyway, uh, so, once again, for other transwoman tips I definitely recommend going to Violet’s channel. I’ll put a little link on the, underneath this video, and uh, it’s also, she’s also on my subscription list as well, so that’s my recommendation. Mm, thank you very much and have a good day. [''fumbles with how to turning off the camera for ten seconds.''] Mm. [''mumbles about the remote'']

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==References==
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Chris and health

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{{quote|Eat less [[/cow/|cow]] meat; Grilled Chicken is healthier. [[Pickle|Vegetables]] and [[Fanta|Fruit]] are a must; [[A Hike|Walking]] or [[Father Call|Jogging]] is great exercise daily. Standing helps too; play some ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' on [[Gitar of Fail|Guitar]], you have to stand while playing, and move a bit for fun and movement.|[[Chris]]'s [[Chris and Hypocrisy|ironic]] advice for [[Wikipedia:Ivan Drago|Ivan Drago]]<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Mailbag_2</ref>}}

[[Image:DecayOfManChild.jpg|thumb|Chris in a few years.]]

Chris, as even those with a cursory knowledge of medicine can plainly see, is not in good '''health'''. Considering his [[obesity]], [[Power|lack of exercise]], [[Christopher Paul Whitney reveal|poor nutrition]], [[ShowerClean|refusal to bathe]], and [[Tour of Chris's House|the grave uncleanliness]] of [[Rental House|his]] [[14 Branchland Court|surroundings]], he has an extremely high chance of developing potentially life-threatening medical problems such as cancer, type 2 diabetes, [[Wikipedia:Atherosclerosis|atherosclerosis]], and possibly a premature [[Death|death]].

==Diet and nutrition==
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[[File:Sonic rainboom $500 1.png|thumb|left|200px|Chris visited McDonalds 10 times in 13 days. It's not even the only fast-food place on the list.]]

[[File:Recycle.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris tends to drink large amounts of soft drinks daily, including ones mixed with [[Navy|a special ingredient]].]]

[[File:Hypnosis for fatter ass.png|thumb|200px|Chris wants to use subliminal hypnosis to make his belly slimmer but his ass fatter.]]

Chris is a known fast food lover, eating either [[McDonald's]] or [[Burger King]] at least once a day. He has been known to dine out up to 4 times a day. The fact that he's merely fat and not morbidly obese with such an awe-inspiring calorific intake and inactive lifestyle suggests a fairly high metabolism, one which will almost certainly not last indefinitely. The frequency of his fast food trips was confirmed in 2015 when a Kiwi Farms user sent him $500 to see what he would do with it.

Chris claims that he cooks for himself 4 or 5 days a week,<ref>[[Mumble 6|Mumble #6]]</ref> making his cooking a major source of his nutrition. He has said that he took Home Ec. classes in school and that he owns cookbooks.<ref>[[IRC (18 December 2008)]]</ref> However, when Jackie asked him to cook spaghetti in a YouTube video--an incredibly basic dish, mind you--he dodged responsibility by claiming that [[Barbara]] had blocked the kitchen up with junk, so he instead mimed the act and microwaved some canned spaghetti and meatballs.<ref>[[SpaghettiRoutine]]</ref> It can be deduced from this that Chris can't or doesn't cook and simply buys microwaveable meals every time he claims to be eating at home.

Many, many times, Chris has been shown to be a glutton for all kinds of food, eating excessively in public places and during parties. His complexion also gives insight into his daily nutrition, often showing various signs of acne and acne scarring. This suggests that Chris never drinks water and that he drinks a lot of [[CWC Cola|carbonated]] [[My Coke Rewards|drinks]] and energy drinks (which have been proven to [[Chris and anger|increase erratic behavior]]<ref>[http://www.naturalnews.com/042974_soda_consumption_brain_function_hyperactivity.html|Natural News]</ref>). His most probable nutritional intake is as follows:

* '''Breakfast:''' Often nothing because he usually [[Biological clock|sleeps from 6 a.m. to noon]], but on the rare occasion he does, he travels to McDonald's or another fast food restaurant with a breakfast menu.
* '''Lunch:''' Something quick at home or fast food.
* '''Dinner:''' Dine out at a fast food place with family, or have a poorly-cooked microwave meal.

[[File:Fat chris.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Chris showing off his gut in [[October 2017]], as an attempt to make [[Jessica Quinn]] regret breaking up with him.]]

In addition, it is believed that Chris's diet is one of the causes for his [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|fecal incontinence]] (the other one being [[List of things Chris has shoved up his ass|ramming stuff]] [[Homos#Evidence that Chris might be gay|in his rectum]]), as chronic constipation can be one cause of fecal incontinence;<ref>[[Wikipedia:Fecal_incontinence#Constipation|Fecal incontinence on Wikipedia]]</ref> casually, it happens that Chris's diet of McDonald's, microwaveable food, and little or no fruit or vegetables is very likely ridiculously low on fiber and thus a sure-fire way of causing constipation, and Chris has been going on with this diet for who knows how many years.

According to Chris, he eats more vegetables than any other food group.<ref>[[Kacey Call 7]]</ref> The veracity of this statement is dubious, given what is known about Chris's medical history and health in general.

In short, Chris is a fatty, yet he denies it, and his food makes him shit himself.

It seems that his diet has finally caught up with him, as it was revealed in the [[Father Call|conversation]] with [[Kacey]]'s father that he was prescribed [[Wikipedia:Atorvastatin|Lipitor]] for his high cholesterol. Chris claims that he stopped taking the drug in the fall of [[2009]], but whether he was being honest (especially given the number of obvious [[lies]] he told about his health in the course of the rest of the call) is uncertain.

In 2016, he began listening to [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]] videos as an attempt to improve his health. He liked videos such as ''Lose Weight Super Fast!'', ''Produce Odorless Farts Fast!'', ''Eliminate Armpit Odor Permanently Fast!'' and ''Lower Your Blood Pressure Fast! Hypertension Treatment''.

In 2017, Chris had a brief online relationship with [[Jessica Quinn]], who has a fat fetish and influenced Chris with it. The Sonichu comic features an obese Rosechu in [[Sonichu 12|issue 12]]. After their breakup, Chris consumed a large bowl of ice cream, then took a side photo of his gut, saying, "THIS!!! Right Here was ALLLLL HERS!!!!!!"<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/October_2017_Facebook_posts#Quinn.27s_missing_out</ref>

===Places where Chris likes to eat===
* [[Country Cookin]]
* [[McDonald's]]
* [[Golden Corral]] (has closed its doors in Charlottesville)
* [[Chick-fil-A]]
* [[Semen|Bedroom]]
* [[Burger King]]

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==Exercise==

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{{quote|[…] while my body is Strong and [[Power]]ful, I am unable to Run Fast without losing breath 10-Seconds in [[Sonic]]-Running Speed.|[[CWCipedia]]<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Private_villa_of_corrupted_citizens#I_DO.21</ref>}}

[[File:Cwcstrongman.JPG|thumb|[[I AM STRONG]]!]]

Chris has not had any regular exercise since leaving [[high school]], and the lack of physical activity has contributed to his already ballooning shape. Since he barely leaves his house and focuses his time on playing [[vidya]], his lack of exposure to the sunlight has left his skin a frightening pallor that starkly contrasts to the dark background of his room, while making videos. Also, most fat people have strong, stocky legs, due to carrying around all that weight, but since Chris very rarely performs any task more physically demanding than [[Guitar Hero|standing up]], his muscles have withered away, leaving a body made almost entirely out of fat, as evidenced by his incredibly thin and weak arms [[Sign Destruction Video|that are incapable of breaking wooden sticks]] and [[Chris Loses It|barely capable of tearing cardboard]].

When questioned about exercise, he regarded standing up and playing ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' as exercise.<ref>[[IRC (03 January 2009)]]</ref> Needless to say, Chris is clearly delusional. In Chris's [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|''PaRappa the Rapper'' contest entry]], where he foolishly chose to dance, he seemed to get tired very easily from dancing for a mere 30 seconds and even stopped recording to take a break (evidenced by the abrupt change of position). While attending [[Fridays After Five]] for a while, he danced in public like a stroke victim, then sat down to rest and play some vidya outdoors. Despite this, in [[WelcometoBollywood]] he is capable of dancing in place for over 7 minutes. Whether or not he did this with the magic of jump cuts remains to be seen.

During the later stages of his infatuation with [[Kacey]], many of Chris's videos showed a growing obsession with his own physical power. Chris apparently believes himself to be a nigh-unstoppable testament to human might, and has made several videos dedicated to flexing and [[30 Push-Ups|feats]] of [[11042009 51 50|strength]], performing Herculean tasks such as lifting boxes of Minute Maid lemonade and almost doing fake push-ups. He appears to believe that he could've defeated both his rivals [[Gregg Mays]] and [[Liquid Chris]] should've it to came to blows, and as such had challenged them to fisticuffs multiple times.

Of course, Chris is once again completely delusional about his own abilities. The push-ups and curls he has struggled to do on camera only serve to demonstrate exactly how hopelessly out of shape he really is. He's so fat and his muscles are so small that it's never clear whether he's actually flexing, and the [[CWCFighter|fighting]] [[Challenge for Clyde|moves]] he's shown us are laughably incompetent. Were Chris to [[I Got A Fish|get his wish]] and physically confront Gregg or Liquid, he would definitely have his ass handed to him.

In the [[Father Call]] and the subsequent [[Kacey and Liquid Call]], Chris made various claims about having taken up jogging. At one point he claimed to jog 5 miles (8 kilometers) a day, but it didn't take long for Kacey and her father to call him out on this obvious lie. The truth is clearly shown in [[Sonichu's Edge]], where Chris runs only a fraction of a mile and had to take 6 breaks to catch his breath, whereas a person in decent health would take a few seconds to jog the same distance without having to stop as often as Chris did.

Chris's lack of muscle tone may stem from hypotonia (lack of muscle tone), which can occur in people on the [[autism]] spectrum,<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypotonia</ref> although it is clear that his poor lifestyle has only exacerbated this.
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==Hygiene==
{{quote|I shower Daily.|Chris<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#C.W.C._Gets_A_Big_Power.21 http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#C.W.C._Gets_A_Big_Power.21]</ref>}}

[[Image:Didyoubathe.JPG|thumb|right|180px|"Did you bathe?" "No"]][[Image:Plusoneshoweroffilth.jpg‎|thumb|left|Where Chris [[Mass debating|marinates in his own filth]].]]

As quoted above, Chris claims to bathe on a daily basis. However, his propensity to lie and reports from people who have interacted with him suggest otherwise. According to [[Emily]], he reeked of "rotten watermelons"; [[Robert Simmons V]] said that he had a variant of the homeless person stank, and field agents have said "body odor masked with gallons of Axe". In fact, it might be that Chris regards [[Axe]] as a substitute for a shower.<ref>In an [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_2/Page_10 ad] Chris made for ''[[Sonichu 2|Sonichu #2]]'' [[Rosechu]] tells [[Sonichu]] that he smells good, and asks him if he bathed, like it's some kind of event. Sonichu replies that he used Axe instead, suggesting that Chris believes that using Axe is an acceptable substitute for a shower or bath.</ref> Rosechu seems to confirm this belief, as upon being told of the Axe usage she makes an awful attempt at suggestive wordplay, suggesting both that using Axe makes Sonichu clean enough for sex and that cheap deodorant has an aphrodisiac effect on Rosechu.

It would appear that Chris compounds this hygiene problem by frequently going for days without changing his clothes; perusal of his videos has shown him wearing the same shirt for several days in a row.<ref>A particularly good example is the series of videos starting with [[12 January 2010]] and ending with [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L]]. The videos in question were shot between 12-15 [[January 2010]], and in all of them Chris wears the same shirt.</ref> It may be that Chris just gets into "nice" clothing to make his videos and as such doesn't get them dirty, allowing for him to use the same ones repeatedly, although this hygienic habit would be at odds with everything else he does.

The condition of his epidermal system is so poor that it's visibly noticeable, even in his [[Chris and cinematography|low quality videos]]. The texture of grease that is probably permanently adhered to his skin creates a disgusting sheen that reflects a significant amount of light. The same goes for his [[hair]], which is in such poor condition that when he allowed it to grow for the [[Tomgirl Pictures]], many strands were clumped together in greasy, sticky locks, looking akin to the long beard of a homeless man. And even when washed, it looks exactly as greasy and unkempt as it did before, as seen in the [[HairDifference]] videos. This neglect will only make his hair fall out even faster than it already is.

This lack of cleanliness, combined with the state of his [[Chris's Room|room]] where he spends almost all his time, means that Chris and his surroundings must smell absolutely ''disgusting''. Chris evidently simply tolerates the horrible odours, perhaps not noticing them anymore. It may be that he has an abnormally weak or insensitive sense of smell; few other things would allow for such living conditions.

Despite his irregular (at best) use of the shower, Chris is reportedly an enthusiastic consumer of hand sanitizer. [[Mimms]] and [[Lucas]] recalled that he would scrub his hands with germ-killing jellied alcohol after every post-card-game handshake at [[The GAMe PLACe]] (doubtlessly offending his victorious opponents) and photographs of Chris at [[Fridays After Five]] suggest that he kept a bottle on hand at all times. Additionally, Mimms and Lucas said in their [[Mimms and Lucas Q&A|Q&A session]] that Chris didn't have any noticeable BO during his time at the GAMe PLACe, suggesting that his odor problems have become more severe in recent years. [[BlueSpike]] also mentions Chris's usage of hand sanitizer throughout [[Julie Reveals Herself]].

One day in September 2014, Chris decided to give himself [[Un-clit|a piercing on his perineum]]. Piercings require constant disinfection while they heal, anywhere on the body, even for very clean people, and so many trolls were concerned that considering Chris's general filthiness and the fact that the location of the piercing would receive very little air, there was a serious risk of infection. In December, he shared another picture of this piercing which showed that, while it wasn't infected, the piercing had begun to reject (''tearing the skin'' in the process). Making lemonade out of lemons, Chris (now in the throes of his transwoman fantasy) noted with pride the tear's semblance to a [[China|vagina]] and actually got it re-pierced, without giving the original wound any longer than about a week to heal. Fortunately, Chris gave up on it after it became clear that the piercing was going to be more hassle than it was worth, and removed it for good before any serious harm was done.
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==Living conditions==

''Main article: [[14 Branchland Court]], [[Rental House]]''

[[File:Ebay violin photo - 22 Jun 2014 - 1.jpg|thumb|Only half a year in and already an inhuman cesspool; quite the accomplishment.]]

Simply put, Chris has spent many years growing acclimated to living in conditions of abject filth and untidiness. The photographs and videos of 14 Branchland Court that he has so unwisely shared with the world showcased to us his filthy bathtub, as well as what appeared to be overflowing bins that looked more like mounds of trash, a kitchen sink overflowing with unwashed plates and cutlery, and even an instance of Chris [[Vivitheg's AIM chat|slipping on cat shit]]. Trolls also managed to [[Rocky Shoemaker call|extract]] from [[Rocky Shoemaker]] that the house was suffering some sort of infestation, which led to [[Bob]] being quarantined after being brought to hospital, and Chris being confined to his room to avoid being bitten. When Chris's last video of the house emerged in the months before the [[Destruction of Chris's House|fire]], it was revealed that the problem had only gotten worse since Bob's passing, with whole rooms literally rendered inaccessible, and some filled almost to the ceiling with items [[Barb]] had hoarded, and with various other rooms reduced to crevices carved into Barb's mountains of junk.

Even after the fire, Chris and Barb have seemingly not amended their habits, as far as housekeeping goes. Photographs of the rental house revealed a steadily growing number of [[Lego]] boxes strewn around, as well as something much more alarming; when Chris was taking photographs of his merchandise for [[eBay]], he inadvertently photographed rat faeces on the carpet as well. When [[Trolls|concerned customers]] pointed this out Chris [[Chris and reality|flatly denied it]], even though [[Honor roll|he had given them photographic proof to the contrary]]. Moreover, after [[Catherine]] visited in [[August 2014]], she recalled seeing junk "piled up to the ceiling" and the dogs not being housebroken and allowed to urinate and defecate in piles of newspaper on the floor. While Chris and Barb returned to the renovated 14 Branchland Court in [[January 2015]], one can only imagine the reaction of the landlord to the state in which they left the house, which, as of [[April 2015]], was still vacant, probably due to the mess they made.

==Vision==
As evidenced by his oversized, [[Pedo-Glasses|aviator-like glasses]], Chris has a vision problem. Judging by pictures of Chris in his youth, it appears that he began wearing glasses around the time he entered high school. The extent of his eyesight problems is anybody's guess. His glasses are often fogged and [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|dirty]], thus simultaneously improving and worsening his sight along different feature dimensions. Chris often takes them off when things are [[Stress|"getting serious"]], but keeps them on to [[Chris and English|read]]. This is evident in the video in which he [[Captain's_Log,_Stardate_February_10th,_2009|reads a letter from Nintendo]], and in the [[Christian_Weston_Chandler's_FUTURE_MESSAGE|"FUTURE MESSAGE"]] video.

One of Chris' relatives, Dr. David Alan Chandler, happens to be an eye doctor whom Chris has seen in the past. The last time Chris was known to have seen him for an appointment was 6 January 2004.

Chris's driver's license has a restrictive condition checked, which commonly means that the driver must wear glasses in order to legally drive. Whether his vision contributed to the [[Son-Chu#Car_trouble|numerous vehicular incidents]] he has been involved in has yet to be seen. However, it is a good bet that Chris should be wearing glasses while driving, for the sake of those sharing the road with him.

In his [[CLog 10042017 - Q&A NO MORE!!!]] video, Chris's left eye is drooping noticeably, which may imply either an early sign of a stroke or substance abuse. Both of these are plausible due to his [[obesity]] and poor nutrition for the former, and his abuse of [[Oestrogel|a black-market drug for the latter]].

==Dental health==
{{Main|Fangs}}
[[Image:ChrisCavities.JPG‎|thumb|250px|He's not even afraid to show the gaping cavities at the back of his mouth. Talk about [[honest content]]!]]

Chris's fondness for bearing his [[fangs]] in moments of [[Chris and anger|tard rage]] has revealed substantial dental work, particularly on his back molars, which look to have had most of their surface drilled and filled to deal with cavities. It seems likely that Chris takes about as much care of his teeth as he does any other part of his body, and that he'll be needing crowns and other painful, [[Chris and money|expensive]] dental surgery some time later in his life, assuming he lives that long.

Although it is difficult to tell (partly due to Chris's [[Chris and cinematography|awful camerawork]]), in the few instances we get to see his teeth, they seem to be a strange yellow-brown color, which is likely the result of large consumption of [[Fanta|carbonated drinks]], poor dental hygiene, and his refusal to visit a professional under the influence of his massive [[Chris and his Ego|narcissism]]. He seems to be unwilling to brush his teeth, or at least chew some [[Brand loyalty|Orbit gum]].
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==Cardiovascular health==
[[File:Soysauce on fries.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris thinks this will help him grow his [[manboobs|breasts]]. To be fair, [[obesity|he's not wrong]].]]

In August 2013, Chris indicated that the [[stress]] he's endured has begun to affect his health, citing a symptom of high blood pressure. In 2016, he implied that he has hypertension;<ref>[[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis#Likes]]</ref> this was later confirmed in August 2017, when he stated that he takes prescription medicine for it.<ref>[[August 2017 tweets#Chris' prescribed medication]]</ref>

In September 2017, Chris discussed his new method for growing larger breasts, which involves flavoring his food with soy sauce. As an example, he posted a picture of [[McDonald's]] fries doused in soy sauce.<ref>[[September 2017 tweets#Chris is fat and stupid]]</ref> It is evident that he has conflated soy-based foods with soy sauce, thinking the latter would be a good way to boost estrogen levels. In reality, the phytoestrogens found in soy products do not bind to the body's estradiol receptors, and thus will have no effect on his manboobs. Conversely, the sodium in soy sauce is actually making him fatter due to weight gain and fluid retention, as well as inflicting further damage to his heart, which is already straining under the effects of hypertension.

==Excretory health==
Chris has had a long history of [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|fecal incontinence]]. One factor likely contributing to this is his diet. His continued [[Julie Reveals Herself|abuse]] of his anus and rectum has not helped.

In July 2017, Chris passed his first [[July 2017 tweets#Kidney_stone|kidney stone]]. Obesity and a high intake of sodium are known risk factors,<ref>https://www.urologyhealth.org/urologic-conditions/kidney-stones/causes</ref> and seeing as how both of these apply to Chris, he can expect to see more [[Wikipedia:Calculus (medicine)|calculi]] in the future unless he changes his ways.

As mentioned in the previous section, Chris has revealed that he is now putting soy sauce on everything that is not sweet. In addition to worsening his renal health, when combined with the laxative effects of his intake of twelve prunes a day (part of the same breast growth formula), this is only likely to result in a higher frequency of [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS]].

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==Mental health==
[[Image:Ecp00065.jpg|thumb|Christian Weston Chandler is not a very healthy individual in any sense of the word.]]
[[Chris and psychology|As noted]], Chris has a hostile relationship with psychotherapy, so there is little that can be said about what mental illnesses he has. Because autism isn't nearly enough to explain the full spectrum of his abject psyche, many observers have tried to pin down Chris for a variety of mental illnesses ranging from sociopathy (minus the increase in charisma) to narcissism (ditto), to schizophrenia (signs include his disorganized speech and writing, loss of contact with [[Chris and reality|reality]], and paranoid ideas about being the victim of persecution or "conspiracies" - such as his delusional belief that [[Megan Schroeder]] and [[Michael Snyder]] were somehow responsible for him getting banned from [[Walmart]]).

The one mental failing that debilitates Chris most is his rigid refusal to adapt to his environment. This stubbornness, more than anything else, is what makes him so frustrating to watch—he is incapable of advancing mentally beyond the mind of a ten-year-old with some ''[[Wikipedia:Playboy|Playboy]]'' magazines stuffed under his mattress. Whatever mental problems he may have are only exacerbated by this stubborn inability to mature or even alter his tactics. For over 6 years, he has been led on by various trolls pretending to be [[Sweetheart|young white women]] [[Chris and reality|who are interested in a relationship with him]], and yet he still falls for it time after time. It is Chris's refusal to listen or learn that ensures that he will continue to live in [[Naive|ignorance]], isolation and misery, and until he decides to change, it always will, irrespective of whether his trolls stay interested in him.

It was once thought possible that Chris didn't feel like his life had truly begun, that he was still in the "pre-adult" years — because he remained a [[Virgin with rage|virgin]] into his early 30's, and judging by his [[Autism|oversimplified, black-and-white view of the world]] [[The Adventures of the American Rabbit|tainted]] [[Video games|by]] [[Chris and reality|fiction]] [[Chris and television|and]] [[Chris and brand loyalty|media messages]], [[Chris and sex#Chris and gender|treatment of women]] and [[Chris and sex|stunted understanding of sexual relationships]], because he saw sex not as a biological or recreational function, or an expression of love, but rather as a rite of passage, of sorts, and he therefore believed that he wasn't able to truly be an adult until he had sex. Chris has lost his virginity, however, and as of yet, has made few to no changes that will tangibly improve his life, in fact he has been plunging himself into debt to buy toys, of all things, as well as a new car. Needless to say, no one expects Chris and Barb to be able to afford to keep the car for long.

Since Chris has been pampered and sheltered from basically all forms of outside influence, he lacks experience with the real world. His reaction to the real world can best be seen in his reactions to trolls; instead of dealing with them in a constructive way (taking their advice) or even a neutral way (either ignoring them or getting off the internet), he will freak out, yell at things, blame his autism or the trolls themselves for his shortcomings, and maybe crush a [[sex toys|dildo]].

He also has a peculiar notion that he is slim, broad-shouldered and tan, and that he has a full head of [[hair]] and is generally not creepy. This image comes from two things:

* His mother would always [[Barbara#Pampering_of_Chris|tell him how "handsome" he was]]. This might simply be [[Barbara]] telling her son what all mothers tell their kids.
* He has an [[Wikipedia:Prosopagnosia|inability to remember faces]]. For example, during the [[Blanca]] incidents, trolls used pictures of two different girls to represent Blanca and he never suspected a thing; he thinks that he and [[BILLY MAYS]] would have looked the same if BILLY shaved off his beard. In [[high school]], he had to remember his own appearance by staring in the mirror, leaving his more youthful image of himself branded in his mind.<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_7/Page_24 ''Sonichu'' #7, page 24]</ref> The fact that the only distinguishing features of his cartoon characters are hair and eye color also point to this, although this may just be Chris being a [[Chris and art|shitty artist]].

Some people think that, far from being mentally ill, Chris is just misguided and simply needs to be steered in the right direction. [[White knight|However...]]

In the July 2012 [[This_is_how_the_Trial_went|arraignment]] for his and Barbara's actions at the GAMe PLACe [[28_October_2011|the previous fall]], Chris agreed to a plea bargain, avoiding felony charges and jail time in exchange for, among other things, "mandatory psychological treatment and evaluation," which meant that Chris was forced to undergo legitimate psychiatric treatment (as opposed to simply seeing [[Rocky_Shoemaker|an un-certified pastoral "counselor"]]), or risk being imprisoned. Given that most, if not all of the problems described above persist in some form or another to this day, it seems that Chris reacted to psychiatric treatment in much the same way he reacted to the education system, as it seems that, whatever his psychiatrist said, he took none of it in, probably taking out his [[Ego|anger at being forced to obey the law]] on the psychiatrist by simply refusing to co-operate.

Chris began listening to [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]] videos on YouTube in 2016. On 29 June, he uploaded [[Announcement 06292016|Announcement 06292016-2]], in which he claimed that the music cured his autism:

{{quotebox|Hey [[Fans|fans,]] I forgot one thing to mention. I have- I've actually been on a- subliminal project, as a lot of you- or some of you- might have been... aware of, through my history or whatever... That I try to keep private amongst my YouTube settings.

But I have been enjoying for the past 3 months the "Get Rid of Autism" subliminal. [[Naive|The one that actually works]] in three months so less than [''stutters''] three times per day. 36 times.

I have been doin' that I've actually found myself more mentally capable. I don't- I do not blank out as much, I feel a little bit [[Slow-in-the-minds|faster]] in mental processing... Aaand I feel a whole lot better so with that [''puts out hands''] I'm essentially [[Autism#Autism cured?|cured of autism]]. Oh and also I actually have been able to socialize better out in public, so that's another good deal right there.

I'm gonna put the link underneath this video... And those of y'all with autism... Try for yourself. Three- play it three times, per day... for three months. [''Points to head''] It worked for me. [''Thumbs up'']}}

However, in a November Facebook post, he was back to referring to himself as a "high-functioning autistic person."<ref>[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Hate and fear of Trump and Pence]]</ref>

Chris mentioned in August 2017 that he takes Valium, a drug used to treat [[stress|anxiety and nervousness]].<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/August_2017_tweets#On_wearing_the_unicorn_cosplay_to_church</ref>

{{quote|I took a rest and some valium after I got back home. I feel some recovered, but feel some mild headache now.|Chris, on taking the drug after feeling stress from being told not to wear his [[unicorn cosplay]] at church.}}

==Sexual health==
Bent at a horrifying 45° angle, Chris's [[duck]] is a thing of almost unholy terror. While there has been much speculation as to the cause of this (possibly [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peyronie%27s_disease Peyronie's disease] or the result of engaging in dangerous prone masturbation), it is ultimately a mystery that will probably never be solved. While correctable, the process is expensive and Chris has other, [[Video games|more]] [[Toys|important]] [[Sex toys|things]] on which to spend his (or rather, [[Monthly tugboat|taxpayers']]) money.

In correspondence with [[Jackie]], Chris revealed he was checked for STDs in early [[2010]].<ref>[[Jackie e-mails]]</ref> He didn't have any; [[Virgin|you can probably guess why]].

==Gender transitioning==
{{see also|Tomgirl}}
===Hormone treatment===
[[File:Like budderin bread - credit to Buck Mullet.gif|thumb|Chris believes this is an appropriate form of hormone therapy.]]
Normally, transgender people plan out their gender transitions with doctors to ensure safety throughout the process, especially if they are taking hormones (which can cause health issues unless strictly monitored according to the patient's health profile).

Unfortunately for Chris, he has done the opposite. In 2015, he acquired '''Oestrogel''', a hormone replacement therapy cream meant for [[Barbara Chandler|post-menopausal women]]. It is meant to be prescription-only, but Chris got around the requirement to see a doctor by ordering it through Offshore Pharmacy.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/August_2016_Facebook_posts#House_Cleaning</ref> Oestrogel has health risks, such as fluid retention, weight changes, rise in blood pressure (disastrous for an obese person like Chris) and blood clots,<ref name=healthrisks>[http://www.webmd.com/drugs/2/drug-89430/estrogel-transdermal/details/list-sideeffects Common and Rare Side Effects for Estrogel transdermal]. WebMD</ref> and that is when it is applied properly via a small dosage on the arm once per day. He even managed to fail at following the directions on the package, as shown in [[Oestrogel application and Vibrating Bra, How To.]], in which he slathers the cream onto his stomach "like buttering bread".

[[Kim Wilson]] revealed that he was taking the hormones in May 2015,<ref>[[May 2015 Facebook posts]]</ref> and Chris mentioned the drug again as late as August 2016.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/August_2016_Facebook_posts#House_Cleaning</ref> Throughout 2015-2016, he repeatedly complained, via Facebook posts, of feeling dizzy and ill, but has failed to connect the dots and see that taking over-dosages of a black-market drug without a physician's approval could be a reason for it.

In addition to Oestrogel, Chris has been taking supplements such as vitamins. He purchased a jar of Solaray Female Hormone Blend Vitamins in August 2016,<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/8-10-chris-bought-female-hormone-vitamins.23257/</ref> which is meant to ease menopausal symptoms. [[Arthur Spatchcock]] also learned that, around [[May 2016]], Chris was fond of eating Fenugreek seeds because he believed it would increase his estrogen levels (being unaware that it would have no effect on him, since he is not on estrogen).<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-thoughts-questions.661/page-562#post-1475700</ref>

===Un-clit 2.0===
{{main|Un-clit 2.0}}

In [[July 2016]], Chris posted about [[Un-clit 2.0|a wound on his taint]], announcing that he had gotten it as a result of [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]] and would be growing new labia as a result.

A troll with insider info discovered that Chris had actually '''sliced himself open with a knife in order to free the vagina he thought was growing within him'''.

{{quoteboxgreen|So, Chris was feeling up his junk, and he felt something "growing in". He believed his labia were growing in. He knew, logically, that he probably should let it... ahem... "erupt" on its own, because cutting himself open is crazy and he would probably get in trouble. But one night he was drunk and was sad that someone pointed out he didn't have an actual vagina, so he thought he'd help it along.

In the morning he was very embarrassed and sheepish about it. Chris is fucking lucky he posted about it online, and got pestered into getting help by weens, because if he hadn't, he'd probably end up in the hospital, fighting off a potentially lethal infection.

So technically speaking, in Chris logic, it was indeed a wound, but his vagina was going to come out and the wound would heal and everything would be alright.

It's kind of like he was Brundlewoman and he was pulling off his old ear and face and shit, and the beautiful Pam Anderson Christine would be underneath.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fb-12-21-chris-reminiscences-about-moving-back-into-14bc-after-the-fire.26774/page-7#post-1962817</ref>}}

===Rejected by a blood bank===
In January 2017, Chris complained on Facebook that he had been turned away from a blood drive for being transgender.<ref>[[January 2017 Facebook Posts]]</ref> He stated that the given reason was "the FDA saw to not accept blood from Transgender people, due to the varying levels of testosterone/estrogen balances in our blood." Chris does not realize how medically sensitive patients will be when receiving blood transfusions, and that it would not be in their interests to be taking blood with hormonal imbalances, especially from Chris, whose blood has been affected by the dangerous intake of the unsupervised Oestrogel drug.

==Other deformities==
[[Image:Eye.jpg|thumb|"My left eye is blue, and my right eye is brown-my right is green."<ref>[[CWC Update 13 August 2009]]</ref>]]
Chris also has mild [[heterochromia]], which he claims is the result of pinkeye medicine that he took in high school. However, in a photo of a young Chris, his right eye is green.<ref>[[:Image:0043-YoungChristopher2.jpg]]</ref> He probably tells this story so people think he's [[Autism|special]].

His voice is also a very [[speech Impediment|severe deformity]], ranging in pitch from normal to the sound of a three-year old girl on helium all the way to [[Wikipedia:Gilbert Gottfried|Gilbert Gottfried]]. It has been medically proven that one of the effects of [[Asperger's syndrome]] is a lack of variation in speech such as tone, pitch and accent. It can also work backwards, which could explain Chris's far from normal voice: autistics often have difficulty distinguishing voice tone. In his [[Song of Christian]] video, his voice sounds almost entirely normal and even deeper than later years, except for the occasional times where he recalls [[Wikipedia:List_of_Conker_characters#Conker_the_Squirrel|Conker]] of ''[[Wikipedia:Conker's Bad Fur Day|Conker's Bad Fur Day]]''. However, this voice deformity most likely comes from the fact he has little to no human interaction; such isolation has been proven to change a person's perception of pitch, especially if they're autistic. With enough isolation, this will most likely become permanent.

[[/cwc/|Some]] have pointed out that Chris has an unusually wide [[wikipedia:Nasal septum|septum]], as seen in his [[MySpace]] picture.<ref>[[:File:Myspace.jpg]]</ref> Others go as far as to say he lacks one altogether. The cause of this, like his bent [[duck]], is as yet unknown.

==See also==
*[[Autism]]
*[[Hair]]
*[[Obesity]]
*[[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]]

== Sources ==
<references/>
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Planet Dolan

2017-10-17T07:57:36Z

Shekelberg:

[[File:Chris, Lady, and Doopie.jpg|thumb|Artist's rendition of Chris' contact with the crew.]]

'''''Planet Dolan''''' is a [[YouTube]] top 10 channel that [[Chris]] has gained an interest in. It was originally known as ''Danger Dolan'', but after gaining several new members with its growing popularity and the success of a spin-off animation channel called ''Planet Dolan'', the main channel was renamed to that name, while the animation channel was renamed to ''Super Planet Dolan''. Chris has gained an interest for the channel, but only really after becoming infatuated with one of its animators/voice actresses, [[DoopieDoOver]].

== Interactions with the staff ==

Ever since Chris discovered the channel in August of 2016, Chris has started to contact some of the staff, such as [[DoopieDoOver]], VimHomeless, and Ladybot3 the next year. Doopie has since cut contact with Chris. Hellbent has commented on Chris-related videos on YouTube, and even follows at least one of [[Michael Hirtes]]'s accounts on Twitter. Grgak, in a [[Kiwi Farms]] post, has said that he believes most Planet Dolan members are aware of Chris's past and just brush it off, though Chris's interactions with Doopie has made a few of them uncomfortable.

===DoopieDoOver===
{{main|DoopieDoOver}}
Due to his thirst for [[china]], Chris took an interest in Doopie as a potential [[sweetheart]]. Predictably, this has caused a lot of problems for the latter, who had initially decided to ignore the swarm of [[weens]] following Chris on Twitter and treat him like any regular customer. Unfortunately for her, this kindness was misinterpreted by Chris as a signal of her interest in him.

==== #HarassCWCdirectly ====
{{main|HarassCWCdirectly}}

[[File:PlanetDolanHarrassment.png|thumb|This is what Chris actually believes!]]

Due to the misinterpretation of a post made by [[Doopie]] clearly telling Chris to stop stalking her, Chris came to the false conclusion that Doopie was cutting contact with him because of trolls, instead of his own creepy messages. He also assumed the trolls were after the entire Planet Dolan crew, and not just Doopie.

===LadyOfTheCosmo===
{{main|LadyOfTheCosmo#Twitter}}

On 25 August 2017, Chris got into a Twitter brawl with [[LadyOfTheCosmo]], a comic artist with close ties to many of the channel's members, including Doopie. Chris got blocked shortly after he decided to stop following her.

===Grgak===

On 29 August, Planet Dolan member Grgak started a thread on the [[Kiwi Farms]], noting that he had been following Chris since 2008 and posting several screencaps of Chris's messages to him, including one where Chris asks him to share his Twitter poll concerning the "[[trolls|The Many Internet Trolls]]". Grgak decided to vote against Chris in the poll.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/a-little-bit-of-something.33766/</ref>

<center><gallery>
File:Grgak1.png
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File:Grgak3.png|The poll in question.
</gallery></center>

==In the comic==
The cast of Planet Dolan was expected to appear in the upcoming [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]], although it is currently unknown how much [[DoopieDoOver#Shot down|his interactions with Doopie]] and [[LadyOfTheCosmo#Twitter|LadyOfTheCosmo]], as well as his being blocked by various others affiliated with the channel, will affect these plans. Chris stated in August 2017 that [[Night Star]], his imaginary ponysona, would be featured<ref>[[CLog 08142017 - More Positive Content]]</ref> and followed up by replacing his ''Sonichu''/''Dolan'' comic cover with one of Night Star.

== See also ==

*[[DoopieDoOver]]
*[[LadyOfTheCosmo]]
*[[HarassCWCDirectly]]

== References ==
<references/>

== External Links ==

*[https://www.youtube.com/user/DDTop20/ Planet Dolan]
*[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3D_ZXHwaKekKwbO_LM48OQ/ Super Planet Dolan]

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{{The Internet}}

Chris and kindness

2017-10-17T07:53:21Z

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{{quote|I AM NOT A MONSTER! | Chris proclaiming he’s a saint<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Autism_Tutorial_Part_4</ref>}}
[[File:Kindness.png|thumb|200px|[[26 December 2014|He loves kindness.]]]]
[[Image:WarriorOfLove.jpg|thumb|200px|"I Am Warroir of Love."]]

Despite all of his moments of [[Chris and anger|rage]], [[Death threats|death threats]], [[lies]], and... [[Manchester High Leaks#Japan War Essay|yuck]], Chris does have a soft side, and he is not afraid to show it. He will sometimes be motivated to act '''kind''' towards other people, although due to his autism and upbringing making it difficult to empathize with others, these attempts are often awkward and occasionally crosses the line to disrespect.

== Chris and his morality ==

[[File:Chris' Big Dilema.jpg|thumb|Chris conflicting with his morality and his desires at the same time|200px]]

{{Template:See also|A-Logging#Chris is not Hitler}}

Like his beliefs on [[Chris and religion|religion]] and [[Chris and gender|gender]], Chris' stance on morality is difficult to interpret. Chris often claims that he is a kind, good-natured, saintly person that doesn't deserve scorn. To a certain extent, he's right, but for all of the wrong reasons.

Despite what one may think about Chris, the reality is that he is relatively harmless and is somewhat capable of distinguishing right and wrong. But that is only scratching the surface, as Chris' selfishness and naivete often turn out to be the main culprits behind him doing immoral actions, rather than true malevolence.

One infamous example of this behavior is when he foolishly drew and uploaded [[SheCameForCWC.jpg]] onto Encyclopedia Dramatica as a means to combat all of the pictures of [[duck|ducks]] and [[pickles]] he found on the site, as well as to [[Homos#Fear of being a homo|prove his straightness]], not thinking about how Megan might respond to being depicted in such an undignified manner in a shoddily drawn piece of porn. Megan, who was looking for just about any reason to stop talking to Chris<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Mimms_and_Lucas_Q%26A#Initial_post</ref>, was understandably revolted. However, what cements the fact that his naivete was partly responsible is how Chris tried to explain to Megan what happened in the picture itself, thinking that she was inexperienced with sex, and didn't understand what was going on, rather than the obvious fact that she was depicted in such a demeaning situation, and that Chris obviously wants to pound her.

Whoever Chris acts kindly to depends on who he would classify as [[Gal-Pals|his "friends"]] and [[Trolls|his "enemies".]] If someone gets in the way of whatever he wants to do, or he shifts the blame on someone else for his own fails, Chris will deem that someone as a troll that wants nothing more of him than to make him miserable, showing very little respect of whoever inconvenienced him. Whoever Chris doesn't classify as a troll or feels "temporarily" joined the trolls side are his friends. Typically, Chris will attempt to befriend internet celebrities and the members of staffs of media he enjoys.

== Empathy ==

Chris has a very warped understanding of empathy. This could be attributed to his autism, as autistic people generally have difficulty empathizing with others.

== Motivations for doing good ==

===[[Love Quest]] and [[gal pals]]===

[[File:Doopie White Knights Chris.jpg|thumb|200px]]

While socializing with his alleged pals, Chris always takes the time to act as kind as possible to them, to the point where it becomes downright disturbing. Unsurprisingly, Chris has used Social Media as a means of continuing his LoveQuest and finding the [[sweetheart]] he has desired for over a decade. Because of that, most of the people [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|Chris attempts to befriend are girls]], with and [[Boyfriend-Free Girl|without boyfriends]].

In terms of friendships on social media, whenever he feels he's up the creek without a paddle, Chris will almost always doubt that he is in any way responsible for anybody turning against him because, in his eyes, he is too kind for anyone to simply block him on Twitter or to be hated by the masses, and instead [[Chris and remorse|shifts the blame on the trolls]]. This coupled with the fact that Chris refuses to see the worst out of his friends unless he gets the hint that they denied access to their [[china]] makes it sound even more disturbing.

===Avoiding trouble===

In other instances, Chris will only act kind to people to avoid getting into trouble.

===Personal benefit===

In general, the reason for Chris's acting kindly towards others is his thinking that doing so is the best way to manipulate them into doing whatever he wants them to. This is possibly due to his misunderstanding of simple etiquette and manners.

== How Chris demonstrates kindness ==

{| class="wikitable"
|[[Chris and remorse|Apologizing]]
|As mentioned above, Chris has a very limited understanding of empathy. On the rare occasions in which Chris admits his misdeeds and apologizes for them, ulterior motives are usually, if not always, present.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_and_negotiation</ref> This is in part to his upbringing<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Borb</ref> and otherwise due to other things such as [[autism]], all of which limit his ability to understand empathy.
|-
|Using pet names
|To refer to a gal-pal in a "kind" nonsexual manner, Chris will often refer to them as either [[Darling|"darling" or "dear"]]<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/LadyOfTheCosmo</ref>. However, since Chris obviously doesn't understand how creepy it is to refer to a girl he's just met on the internet as a "darling", most girls who talk to Chris online will be set off by Chris misuse of the word.
|-
|Gift-giving
|
|-
|}

== Genuine acts of kindness ==
Chris once participated in raising funds for [[Alex's Lemonade Stand]], a charity program that works to raise awareness of childhood cancer. Although he did it in memory of his deceased [[father]],who died of heart disease, it was still considered a positive contribution Chris made to society.

He also donated to Red Cross in the wake of Hurricane Harvey in September 2017.

== See also ==

* [[Chris and remorse]]

== References ==
<references/>

{{Chris and}}

Chris and kindness

2017-10-17T07:48:58Z

Shekelberg:

{{Needs Updating}}
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{{quote|I AM NOT A MONSTER! | Chris proclaiming he’s a saint<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Autism_Tutorial_Part_4</ref>}}
[[File:Kindness.png|thumb|200px|[[26 December 2014|He loves kindness.]]]]
[[Image:WarriorOfLove.jpg|thumb|200px|"I Am Warroir of Love."]]

Despite all of his moments of [[Chris and anger|rage]], [[Death threats|death threats]], [[lies]], and... [[Manchester High Leaks#Japan War Essay|yuck]], Chris does have a soft side, and he is not afraid to show it. He will sometimes be motivated to act '''kind''' towards other people, although due to his autism and upbringing making it difficult to empathize with others, these attempts are often awkward and occasionally crosses the line to disrespect.

== Chris and his morality ==

[[File:Chris' Big Dilema.jpg|thumb|Chris conflicting with his morality and his desires at the same time|200px]]

{{Template:See also|A-Logging#Chris is not Hitler}}

Like his beliefs on [[Chris and religion|religion]] and [[Chris and gender|gender]], Chris' stance on morality is difficult to interpret. Chris often claims that he is a kind, good-natured, saintly person that doesn't deserve scorn. To a certain extent, he's right, but for all of the wrong reasons.

Despite what one may think about Chris, the reality is that he is relatively harmless and is somewhat capable of distinguishing right and wrong. But that is only scratching the surface, as Chris' selfishness and naivete often turn out to be the main culprits behind him doing immoral actions, rather than true malevolence.

One infamous example of this behavior is when he foolishly drew and uploaded [[SheCameForCWC.jpg]] onto Encyclopedia Dramatica as a means to combat all of the pictures of [[duck|ducks]] and [[pickles]] he found on the site, as well as to [[Homos#Fear of being a homo|prove his straightness]], not thinking about how Megan might respond to being depicted in such an undignified manner in a shoddily drawn piece of porn. Megan, who was looking for just about any reason to stop talking to Chris<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Mimms_and_Lucas_Q%26A#Initial_post</ref>, was understandably revolted. However, what cements the fact that his naivete was partly responsible is how Chris tried to explain to Megan what happened in the picture itself, thinking that she was inexperienced with sex, and didn't understand what was going on, rather than the obvious fact that she was depicted in such a demeaning situation, and that Chris obviously wants to pound her.

Whoever Chris acts kindly to depends on who he would classify as [[Gal-Pals|his "friends"]] and [[Trolls|his "enemies".]] If someone gets in the way of whatever he wants to do, or he shifts the blame on someone else for his own fails, Chris will deem that someone as a troll that wants nothing more of him than to make him miserable, showing very little respect of whoever inconvenienced him. Whoever Chris doesn't classify as a troll or feels "temporarily" joined the trolls side are his friends. Typically, Chris will attempt to befriend internet celebrities and the members of staffs of media he enjoys.

== Empathy ==

Chris has a very warped understanding of empathy. This could be attributed to his autism, as autistic people generally have difficulty empathizing with others.

== Motivations for doing good ==

===[[Love Quest]] and [[gal pals]]===

[[File:Doopie White Knights Chris.jpg|thumb|200px]]

While socializing with his alleged pals, Chris always takes the time to act as kind as possible to them, to the point where it becomes downright disturbing. Unsurprisingly, Chris has used Social Media as a means of continuing his LoveQuest and finding the [[sweetheart]] he has desired for over a decade. Because of that, most of the people [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|Chris attempts to befriend are girls]], with and [[Boyfriend-Free Girl|without boyfriends]].

In terms of friendships on social media, whenever he feels he's up the creek without a paddle, Chris will almost always doubt that he is in any way responsible for anybody turning against him because, in his eyes, he is too kind for anyone to simply block him on Twitter or to be hated by the masses, and instead [[Chris and remorse|shifts the blame on the trolls]]. This coupled with the fact that Chris refuses to see the worst out of his friends unless he gets the hint that they denied access to their [[china]] makes it sound even more disturbing.

===Avoiding trouble===

In other instances, Chris will only act kind to people to avoid getting into trouble.

===Personal benefit===

In general, whenever Chris acts kind to people, it’s because he thinks that doing so is the best way to manipulate them into doing whatever he wants them to. This is possibly due to his misunderstanding of simple etiquette and manners.

== How Chris demonstrates kindness ==

{| class="wikitable"
|[[Chris and remorse|Apologizing]]
|As mentioned above, Chris has a very limited understanding of empathy. On the rare occasions in which Chris admits his misdeeds and apologizes for them, ulterior motives are usually, if not always, present.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_and_negotiation</ref> This is in part to his upbringing<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Borb</ref> and otherwise due to other things such as [[autism]], all of which limit his ability to understand empathy.
|-
|Using pet names
|To refer to a gal-pal in a "kind" nonsexual manner, Chris will often refer to them as either [[Darling|"darling" or "dear"]]<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/LadyOfTheCosmo</ref>. However, since Chris obviously doesn't understand how creepy it is to refer to a girl he's just met on the internet as a "darling", most girls who talk to Chris online will be set off by Chris misuse of the word.
|-
|Gift-giving
|
|-
|}

== Genuine acts of kindness ==
Chris once participated in raising funds for [[Alex's Lemonade Stand]], a charity program that works to raise awareness of childhood cancer. Although he did it in memory of his deceased [[father]],who died of heart disease, it was still considered a positive contribution Chris made to society.

He also donated to Red Cross in the wake of Hurricane Harvey in September 2017.

== See also ==

* [[Chris and remorse]]

== References ==
<references/>

{{Chris and}}

BronyCon

2017-10-17T07:43:07Z

Shekelberg:

{{incomplete}}
{{Articleofthenow}}

[[File:cwc bronycon 2017 3.jpg|thumb]]

'''BronyCon''' is a yearly convention held by adult fans of [[My Little Pony]]. The 2017 convention ran from 11 August to 13 August. Chris drove all the way to Baltimore, Maryland, to visit the convention, staying for the full three days. While he was there, Chris took many pictures with some of the show's staff, as well as other fans. He also made several new drawings over the course of the event; some of these were signed by voice actresses from the show.

Several fellow bronies from [[4chan]]'s /mlp/ board,<ref name=mlp>http://archive.is/lHRYe</ref> Twitter, and [[Kiwi Farms]] provided photos and reports on their sightings of Chris.

Unlike his [[March 2012 Facebook Posts#Mythbusters|last out-of-state trip]] five years before, he did not bring [[Barb]] with him, however she did make him call her twice a day to check up on her<ref name=clare></ref>. One of his friends implied that she was helping Chris by promising to be on call for Barb if she needed help during the weekend.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-8-11-2017-chris-spotted-at-bronycon.33187/page-19#post-2507095 "a friend asked me to be on call for her mom while she is out of town."</ref>

Overall, Chris' trip to Bronycon went abnormally well and seemingly without incident. He even described feeling "the MOST Love I have ever felt in my life" after returning home.

==Day 1==

Chris met Cathy Weseluck, a voice actress for MLP, talked to her about Sonichu and CWCville,<ref name=clare>[[Clare Porter]]</ref> and got an autograph and a photo with her. He also met [[Clare Porter]], a fan of his. Chris can be seen toting three large bags throughout the convention which apparently contained "the original copies of Sonichu",<ref name=clare></ref> snacks, and toys.

<center><gallery>
File:Bc1 1.jpg|A wild clopper has been spotted!
File:Clopper_Spotting.JPG
File:Clopper Spotting2.png
File:Bc1 2.png
File:Bc1 3.jpg|In line for a panel.
File:cwc bronycon 2017 1.jpg|Donning his brand new [[unicorn cosplay]].
File:Bc1 with RarifriendHN.jpg
File:cwc bronycon 2017 2.jpg|With Cathy Weseluck, a voice actress.
File:cwc bronycon 2017 4.jpg|"Also, Fluffle licking Vinyl. LOL"
File:Flufflepuff cwc glasses.jpg|"Fluffle Puff looks smart with my glasses; [[Ego|she Knows a Lot. 😋]]"
File:Bc1 - chris card.png|Miiverse card, which he handed out. Note the lazy correction of Christian to Christine.
File:Spike-sonichu.jpg ‎|"Spike loves Sonichu too. :)"
File:Chris and scared girl.jpg|
</gallery></center>

==Day 2==

[[File:Bc2 mlp-soul-min.jpg|thumb|150px]]
An /mlp/ user got Chris's autograph.

{{quoteboxred|I don't know anything about this year's CWC drama, but I'm glad to have my own little souvenir from the Con. After the panel Chris was showing a little girl a binder of Sonichu stuff with a Sonic Rainboom in it, so I took my opportunity.<ref name=mlp></ref>}}

The same user provided an audio clip, apparently of Chris.

{{transcript}}

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TkJ0kRIb17

[[File:Chris at the Grand Galloping Gala.jpg|thumb|200px|Another, less shitty shot of Chris at the Gala.]]
Another user reported playing against Chris at poker and accidentally misgendering him, and answered a few questions:

{{quoteboxred|Okay. So who's this Christine? I played poker against her in the tournament and she got really, really fucking mad when I accidentally called her - him.
I never care to call someone by their shitty preferred gender, but fuck you got to give me some time to figure out what you fucking want to be called.

I met her again at the gala and shes been glaring at me. Lol.

I didn't realize she was a meme until I saw pictures. Who is she?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|How did he smell like? Did he joined you at poker? Did you beat him?}}

{{quoteboxred|Bad.

It was a paired tournament so we didn't have be a choice who we played.

And she can't play worth a shit. But she did manage to build off of idiots. She lost it all chasing though.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Did he say anything else at all? Talked about his comic? Was he alone?}}

{{quoteboxred|Nah. Just a lot of shit about people needing to respect correct genders.}}

[[File:Bc2 mlp3.jpg|thumb|200px]]

A fan complimented Chris on the Sonichu merch he had brought with him:

{{quoteboxred|I found Chris-Chan at a panel and gained his trust.

I asked him if his Sonichu Medallion was authentic, and he said "I am the she that used to be that he that.." and then quickly showed me the first edition of Sonichu.

He wanted to take a selfie with me, and here it is after cropping myself out.

Then he shook my hand for some reason.}}

A 4chan user claimed that Chris was "told off" by convention officials for "going up to guests and saying he's horny," apparently in reference to his plastic unicorn horn. However, there is no solid evidence backing up this claim, and at this point it should be taken with a grain of salt.

During the early morning hours, Chris was spotted walking away from a parking garage which had closed for the night, leaving him unable to access his car.<ref name=mlp></ref> He took an Uber back to his hotel.

{{clear}}

<center><gallery>
File:Bc2 mlp1 (see summary for hi-res link).jpg|Totes Lez.
File:Bc2 mlp2 (reduced size, see comment).png|Viewing "Keeping Friendship Magic: The Odd Pony Out" panel.
File:Bc2 with Kelly Sheridan.jpg|"Me and Kelly [Sheridan], Times Two!"
File:Chris at Bronypalooza.jpg| Spotted again at Bronypalooza, a BronyCon concert.
File:Blurry Chris spotting.jpg| Chris at the Grand Galloping Gala.
File:Bc2 with imaginary friend.jpg|"He's sitting here talking to himself and holding his hand out in front himself."
File:Bc2 mlp4.jpg|Cropped selfie with a fan.
File:Chris with @PopPunkAlto.jpg| Shut-in minds think alike.
File:Bc2 with @BookFag.jpg
File:Chris with @flutterplushies.jpg| Chris in his Gala dress.
File:Chris and @KrazyKariana.jpg| With a gal-pal/potential [[Love Quest|sweetheart]].
File:Chris Posing BC D2.jpg| Chris posing for a photo, legging holes on full display.
File:Bronycon d2 posing with mascots.jpg| With two other unicorns.
File:Chris' belongings at Bronycon.jpg|Chris' belongings.
File:Bc2 mlp5.jpg|Locked out of the parking garage.
File:Bc2 with Tetsuotherobot.jpg |"Just helped out @CWCSonichu with an uber. Worth it."
</gallery></center>

===Videos===
Chris appears in voice actor Claire Corlett's vlog for Day 2. Chris is seen briefly at 4:32 in the background, above the Brony wearing the rainbow wig.
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = BRONYCON DAY 2! Claire Margaret Corlett
| video = {{#ev:youtube|_uKk-2dRpSI}}
| Stardate = 12 August 2017
| Maker = Claire Margaret Corlett
| Subject =
| Video Type =
| Other Info =
}}

==Day 3==

Chris spent his final day at Bronycon attending a panel, taking pictures with cosplayers and other fans, and no doubt buying more crap he doesn't need with his [[Patreon]] and [[Monthly Tugboat|tugboat]] money. He wore a [[Chris and fashion|multicolored poncho]] as a top, somehow managing to look even worse than he did for the previous two days.

Day 3 pictures of Chris confirm that he wore the same ripped pair of [[Chris and fashion|leggings]] for three consecutive days. Based on his lack of basic hygiene habits, it can be assumed that they were not washed for the entire weekend.

<center><gallery>
File:Chris at the Holiday Inn Express.jpg| Chris fueling up before the con at the Holiday Inn Express.
File:Chris on a bus.jpg| Chris, presumably carpooling to the con.
File:Bronycon 2017 Panel.jpg|The panel Chris visited his final day at Bronycon.
File:Chris' outfit Bronycon day 3.jpg| A head-to-toe view of Chris' Day 3 outfit.
File:Spike in a Pikachu costume.jpg| The second drawing of Spike in a Pikachu costume. This one's only nominally less [[Chris and art|disturbing]] than the first.
‎File:Fluffle Love.jpg| "Lots of Fluffle Love. :)"
File:Chris looking uncomfortable with unknown man.jpg| Looking uncomfortable with a fan.
File:Chris dabbing.jpg| Chris performing a mating dance to attract a potential sweetheart. Pictured with [[Clare Porter]].
File:CWCmobile.jpg| [[Son-Chu]] 3.0 crossing the Virginia state line, on it's way back to the [[14 Branchland Court|horde]].
</gallery></center>

===Videos===
{{transcript}}
Chris was recorded asking a [[Chris and oration|difficult-to-understand]] question about ad-libbing at the aforementioned panel, but not before greeting them in a jarringly high-pitched voice. He later shared the video on [[Facebook]], with the caption "So cute! :)". {{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = CWC at Bronycon 2017
| video = {{#ev:youtube|dA0Ax1OYtAU}}
| Stardate = 13 August 2017
| Maker = BB Rocket
| Subject =
| Video Type =
| Other Info =
}}

The panel's response to Chris is as below: {{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Chris Chan at Bronycon 2017
| video = {{#ev:youtube|dKDEI7CJ-2I}}
| Stardate = 16 August 2017
| Maker = The Last Tendie
| Subject =
| Video Type =
| Other Info =
}}

==Souvenirs and autographs==

After the around three-hour drive back to [[14 Branchland Court]], Chris shared images on Facebook, showing pieces of merchandise he purchased along with some new drawings he made. Some of these were autographed by other visitors to the convention, notably several [[Chris and socialization#MLP voice actresses|MLP voice actresses]].

<center><gallery>
File:Signed Sonichu.jpg| Chris had Cathy Weseluck, the voice actress for Spike the Dragon, autograph his "personal copy of Sonichu #0".
File:KSheridan Drawing.jpg| Kelly Sheridan, an actress best known for voicing Barbie and "Indigo Zap", signed one of Chris's drawings.
File:CMC Drawing.jpg| Claire Corlett, Michelle Creber, Madeleine Peters, and Brynna Drummond all "read" about Chris's "many talents" and signed his [[Chris and ego|ego-stroking]] drawing for him.
File:Signed BC Picture.jpg| Daniel Ingram's (?) autograph on a picture of two ponies.
File:Vinyl Scratch Figure.jpg| Nowacking autographed Chris's Vinyl Scratch figure for him. Nowacking would later block Chris on Twitter.
File:BC fb haul 1.JPG| Finally, FluffyMixer signed Chris's bag with mysterious brown stains.
</gallery></center>

==See also==

*[[Chris and socialization]]
*[[Chris and hygiene]]

==References==
<references/>

{{Places}}

Tumblr

2017-10-17T07:40:45Z

Shekelberg: /* Interactions with other Users */

[[File:Cwcsonichutumblr.png|thumb|Chris's header]]

On August 15, 2017, Chris made a '''Tumblr''' account, possibly as a new social media platform to reach out to his fans. Most of his posts so far consist of reblogs of [[Patreon]] updates and [[Facebook]] and [[Twitter]] statuses.

==Intro==

{{quotebox|Hello, tumblr folks! I am Miss Christine Chandler, creator of Sonichu, Rosechu and the city of Cwcville, VA. I have been working for more than a decade, and still going well and stronger. This is an expansion in my online network. And, as I am just getting started here, please also check me out on my Twitter @CWCSonichu, my Patreon, <nowiki>patreon.com/user?u=4525122, and facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian.</nowiki> Thank you for your patience as I will share content on here as well.}}

==Interactions with other Users==
Chris left several comments on the fancomic, ''Rosechu's Story''.

On a reference to the manner in which his [[medallions]] were crafted:<ref>http://rosechustory.tumblr.com/post/125923872601/this-took-a-lot-longer-than-it-usually-does-and#notes</ref>
{{quotebox|In that regard, the Cwcville Gym Badges manufactured in Cwcville are actually made of metal, like that of an actual pin or gym badge. Here, in this reality, I don’t possess the skill set to make custom metal pins. But, eventually, the Cwcville Badge pins will be available for purchase.}}

When the strip pointed out Rosechu's superfluity as a character:<ref>http://rosechustory.tumblr.com/post/132783694126/just-what-this-comic-needed-more-mysteries#notes</ref>
{{quotebox|[[Chris and women|I was never a chauvinist]]. Regardless of my feelings about women, both genders are equally able to things the other can (not counting the default child-birthing under normal circumstances). Also, having one be wild, and the other previously trained, was just how it happened.}}

Inquiring about the identity of the song ''For You, I Will'' by Monica:<ref>http://rosechustory.tumblr.com/post/138889047691/and-in-this-panel-well-see-a-closeup-of#notes</ref>
{{quotebox|What song is that?}}

Not getting a reference to his multiple acts of plagiarism:<ref>http://rosechustory.tumblr.com/post/142996570356/it-took-hearing-the-name-two-times-before-she#notes</ref>
{{quotebox|Uh-oh! Lol!}}

==Likes and Following==

Chris mainly subscribes to blogs about [[My Little Pony]].

==External Links==
https://cwcsonichu.tumblr.com

==References==
<references/>

{{The Internet}}
[[Category:Websites]]

Tumblr

2017-10-17T07:37:49Z

Shekelberg: /* Interactions with other Users */

[[File:Cwcsonichutumblr.png|thumb|Chris's header]]

On August 15, 2017, Chris made a '''Tumblr''' account, possibly as a new social media platform to reach out to his fans. Most of his posts so far consist of reblogs of [[Patreon]] updates and [[Facebook]] and [[Twitter]] statuses.

==Intro==

{{quotebox|Hello, tumblr folks! I am Miss Christine Chandler, creator of Sonichu, Rosechu and the city of Cwcville, VA. I have been working for more than a decade, and still going well and stronger. This is an expansion in my online network. And, as I am just getting started here, please also check me out on my Twitter @CWCSonichu, my Patreon, <nowiki>patreon.com/user?u=4525122, and facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian.</nowiki> Thank you for your patience as I will share content on here as well.}}

==Interactions with other Users==
Chris left several comments on the fancomic, ''Rosechu's Story''.

On a reference to the manner in which his [[medallions]] were crafted:<ref>http://rosechustory.tumblr.com/post/125923872601/this-took-a-lot-longer-than-it-usually-does-and#notes</ref>
{{quotebox|In that regard, the Cwcville Gym Badges manufactured in Cwcville are actually made of metal, like that of an actual pin or gym badge. Here, in this reality, I don’t possess the skill set to make custom metal pins. But, eventually, the Cwcville Badge pins will be available for purchase.}}

When the strip pointed out Rosechu's superfluity as a character:<ref>http://rosechustory.tumblr.com/post/132783694126/just-what-this-comic-needed-more-mysteries#notes</ref>
{{quotebox|[[Chris and women|I was never a chauvinist]]. Regardless of my feelings about women, both genders are equally able to things the other can (not counting the default child-birthing under normal circumstances). Also, having one be wild, and the other previously trained, was just how it happened.}}

Inquiring about the identity of the song "For You, I Will" by Monica"<ref>http://rosechustory.tumblr.com/post/138889047691/and-in-this-panel-well-see-a-closeup-of#notes</ref>
{{quotebox|What song is that?}}

Not getting a reference to his multiple acts of plagiarism:<ref>http://rosechustory.tumblr.com/post/142996570356/it-took-hearing-the-name-two-times-before-she#notes</ref>
{{quotebox|Uh-oh! Lol!}}

==Likes and Following==

Chris mainly subscribes to blogs about [[My Little Pony]].

==External Links==
https://cwcsonichu.tumblr.com

==References==
<references/>

{{The Internet}}
[[Category:Websites]]

Calling Out

2017-10-16T17:40:44Z

Shekelberg:

'''Calling Out''' refers to a series of [[videos]] [[Chris]] uploaded from the 6–23 [[August 2011]], following an [[100 2357.MOV|eight-month hiatus]] from [[YouTube]].

The series focuses on Chris's efforts to expose the identities his various trolls. Each confrontation consists of Chris decrying the apparent traits of his trolls, such Thorg's [[Chris and religion|atheism]] and Jack Thaddeus's [[Homos|sexual interests]], followed by demands for apologies and other blackmail. Chris gives them deadlines to meet his demands, many of which are idiotic; e.g. asking Tito to send cash in the mail, or impossible, e.g. asking [[BlueSpike]] to stop random people all over the Internet from making [[prank calls]].

Chris's [[autism|gullibility]] is highlighted in the series as the "identities" of the trolls he believes he's acquired are really fellow lolcows (and in Thorg's case, the source of an image macro template) who lack the motivation and intelligence to troll Chris, as well as having completely different voices from the trolls they're supposed to be. Even if Chris did possess the actual identities of the trolls, it wouldn't have made much of a difference because he takes no direct action against them. Instead, Chris just exposes people's personal information and expects the Internet to do the work for him of tormenting his foes. He seems to believe that if a troll's identity is revealed, all of the other trolls will turn on him and troll him instead of Chris. This is not likely.

These videos also showcase Chris's [[Tomgirl]] look, where he attempts to make himself look feminine. Chris is sporting new earrings in these videos, two on his right ear and one on his left. His [[Pedo-Glasses|glasses]] are also absent. [[Chris and cinematography|Chris's camerawork]] in this series is exceptionally shitty, opting to hold the camera with his hand instead of propping it up on a surface. This results in a very shaky, Cloverfield-like viewing experience. Oblivious as always, Chris makes the videos while failing to realize that the obese horrific "tomgirl" delivering the messages overshadows the message.

The Calling Out series came to an abrupt end after [[Bob Chandler|Bob's]] death in [[September 2011]], a mere five days after the last video Chris posted in the series.

==Summary==

{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Troll
! Calling out
!Demands
!Deadline
! Result
! Finale
|-
| [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]]
| 6 August: [[Calling Out "Tito" - Don]]<br>6 August: [[Deadline for Don "Tito" and Jeremy "Thorg"]]
| Admit to PlayStation Network hacking<br>Apologize to [[The Wallflower]] and her family<br>Send Chris $1,000<br>Delete all of his pages from the [[CWCki]]<br>Apologize to Chris
|31 August
| Met demands
| 9 August: [[Calling Out "Tito" - Don|Tito's official response to Chris]]<br>10 August: [[Re: Don, and ReCalling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy]]
|-
| [[Thorg]]
| 6 August: [[Calling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy]]<br>6 August: [[Deadline for Don "Tito" and Jeremy "Thorg"]]<br>10 August: [[Re: Don, and ReCalling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy]]
| Put up a [[20 December 2009#One of these things is not like the others|billboard]] in New York City saying that Chris is [[Homos|straight]]<br>Delete all of his pages from the CWCki<br>Apologize to Chris
|31 August
| '''Unmasked'''
| 12 August: [[Exposed - Jeremy Slonwhite of Vancouver, BC Canada]]<br>20 August: [[Wristwatch-SwissWatch for Jeremy "Thorg"]] <br>28 August: [[Victory Rockout]]
|-
| [[Alec Benson Leary]]
| 9 August: [[Calling Out "Alec Benson Leary" - Christopher]]
| Apologize to Chris
|31 August
| '''Unmasked'''
| 30 August: [[Christopher Paul Whitney reveal]]
|-
| [[Jack Thaddeus]]
| 16 August: [[Calling Out Jack Thaddius - Ahuviya]]<br>23 August: [[Re-Calling Ahuvia]]
| Apologize to Chris
|10 September
| '''Revealed himself'''
| 29 August: [[Response to ADF]]
|-
| [[BlueSpike]]
| 23 August: [[Calling Out "Julaaaay" - David]]<br>
| Apologize to Chris<br>Stop people from calling Chris Ian Brandon Anderson and yelling "JULAAAYY!"
|15 September
| Nothing *
|
|}
* <small>Chris stopped making videos in the series after [[Bob Chandler|Bob's]] death on 6 September 2011.</small>

==References==
<references/>

{{Troll Videos}}

[[Category:Chris-chan videos, August 2011| 2011-08-05 c]]
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Calling Out

2017-10-16T17:38:16Z

Shekelberg: Undo revision 212747 by Tetrisdood (talk) honestly rather superfluous

'''Calling Out''' refers to a series of [[videos]] [[Chris]] uploaded from the 6-23 [[August 2011]], following an [[100 2357.MOV|eight-month hiatus]] from [[YouTube]].

The series focuses on Chris's efforts to expose the identities his various trolls. Each confrontation consists of Chris decrying the apparent traits of his trolls, such Thorg's [[Chris and religion|atheism]] and Jack Thaddeus's [[Homos|sexual interests]], followed by demands for apologies and other blackmail. Chris gives them deadlines to meet his demands, many of which are idiotic; e.g. asking Tito to send cash in the mail, or impossible, e.g. asking [[BlueSpike]] to stop random people all over the Internet from making [[prank calls]].

Chris's [[autism|gullibility]] is highlighted in the series as the "identities" of the trolls he believes he's acquired are really fellow lolcows (and in Thorg's case, the source of an image macro template) who lack the motivation and intelligence to troll Chris, as well as having completely different voices from the trolls they're supposed to be. Even if Chris did possess the actual identities of the trolls, it wouldn't have made much of a difference because he takes no direct action against them. Instead, Chris just exposes people's personal information and expects the Internet to do the work for him of tormenting his foes. He seems to believe that if a troll's identity is revealed, all of the other trolls will turn on him and troll him instead of Chris. This is not likely.

These videos also showcase Chris's [[Tomgirl]] look, where he attempts to make himself look feminine. Chris is sporting new earrings in these videos, two on his right ear and one on his left. His [[Pedo-Glasses|glasses]] are also absent. [[Chris and cinematography|Chris's camerawork]] in this series is exceptionally shitty, opting to hold the camera with his hand instead of propping it up on a surface. This results in a very shaky, Cloverfield-like viewing experience. Oblivious as always, Chris makes the videos while failing to realize that the obese horrific "tomgirl" delivering the messages overshadows the message.

The Calling Out series came to an abrupt end after [[Bob Chandler|Bob's]] death in [[September 2011]], a mere five days after the last video Chris posted in the series.

==Summary==

{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Troll
! Calling out
!Demands
!Deadline
! Result
! Finale
|-
| [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]]
| 6 August: [[Calling Out "Tito" - Don]]<br>6 August: [[Deadline for Don "Tito" and Jeremy "Thorg"]]
| Admit to PlayStation Network hacking<br>Apologize to [[The Wallflower]] and her family<br>Send Chris $1,000<br>Delete all of his pages from the [[CWCki]]<br>Apologize to Chris
|31 August
| Met demands
| 9 August: [[Calling Out "Tito" - Don|Tito's official response to Chris]]<br>10 August: [[Re: Don, and ReCalling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy]]
|-
| [[Thorg]]
| 6 August: [[Calling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy]]<br>6 August: [[Deadline for Don "Tito" and Jeremy "Thorg"]]<br>10 August: [[Re: Don, and ReCalling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy]]
| Put up a [[20 December 2009#One of these things is not like the others|billboard]] in New York City saying that Chris is [[Homos|straight]]<br>Delete all of his pages from the CWCki<br>Apologize to Chris
|31 August
| '''Unmasked'''
| 12 August: [[Exposed - Jeremy Slonwhite of Vancouver, BC Canada]]<br>20 August: [[Wristwatch-SwissWatch for Jeremy "Thorg"]] <br>28 August: [[Victory Rockout]]
|-
| [[Alec Benson Leary]]
| 9 August: [[Calling Out "Alec Benson Leary" - Christopher]]
| Apologize to Chris
|31 August
| '''Unmasked'''
| 30 August: [[Christopher Paul Whitney reveal]]
|-
| [[Jack Thaddeus]]
| 16 August: [[Calling Out Jack Thaddius - Ahuviya]]<br>23 August: [[Re-Calling Ahuvia]]
| Apologize to Chris
|10 September
| '''Revealed himself'''
| 29 August: [[Response to ADF]]
|-
| [[BlueSpike]]
| 23 August: [[Calling Out "Julaaaay" - David]]<br>
| Apologize to Chris<br>Stop people from calling Chris Ian Brandon Anderson and yelling "JULAAAYY!"
|15 September
| Nothing *
|
|}
* <small>Chris stopped making videos in the series after [[Bob Chandler|Bob's]] death on 6 September 2011.</small>

==References==
<references/>

{{Troll Videos}}

[[Category:Chris-chan videos, August 2011| 2011-08-05 c]]
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Jackie

2017-10-16T17:35:38Z

Shekelberg:

{{Articleofthenow}}
{{quote|And you will be safe, as long as I [[To Jackie, with Love.MOV|do not talk]] about you at all online|[[Jackie e-mails|Every good show needs some foreshadowing]]}}

{{quote|Just accept that you won't be respected as an adult and that you won't be getting a girlfriend or sex... ever|[[Jackie E-mails 23| Jackie, telling it like it is]]}}

{{infobox
| title = Jackie
| image = [[Image:Jackiethumb.png|250px|center]]
|header1 = Information
|label1 = Name
|data1 = Jacklyn Romy
|label2 = Date of Birth
|data2 = [[1987]]
|label4 = Gender
|data4 = Female
|label5 = Nationality
|data5 = [[United States|American]]
|label6 = [[Chris and race|Race]]
|data6 = White
|label8 = Occupation
|data8 = Magazine editor
}}

'''Jacklyn "Jackie" Romy''' is a [[boyfriend-free girl|boyfriend-free <s>girl</s>]] [[troll]] whom [[Chris]] met on [[The Hook Cafe|''The HooK'' Café]]. She became his [[sweetheart]] from [[April 2010|April]]-[[October 2010]], and Chris made her many videos. According to one of Chris' leaked Facebook statuses in February 2012, he had resumed contact with her, before blocking her that April after a number of private videos Chris made for her were leaked onto the Internet. However, in May, he re-friended her on Facebook.

==Jackie's Hook Cafe Profile (Username Luv2Jax)==
[[File:FromCWCtoJackie.jpg|right|thumb|300px|Chris's portrait.]]
===Sexy sweetie looking for love===

I'm a little shy about this, but here goes... I'm looking for a guy between about 26-30 (I like my guys a little older, just call me [[Bob Chandler|old fashioned]] I guess) who is tall, has an [[Chris and health|athletic build]], [[Fangs|straight teeth]], and a [[Chris_and_health#Dental_health|good smile.]] I don't really care what you do so long as you're [[monthly tugboat|driven]]; I care more about a [[Chris and fashion|nice sense of style]] and [[Fridays After Five|outgoing personality]]. I want [[Virgin with rage|someone who doesn't need to be with someone but wants to because he knows how amazing it can be!]]

Things I like to do, let's see... I love to go biking, it'd be nice if you did too. I love to play golf as well. I like to go out afer work, [[McDonalds|go to dinner]], [[SpaghettiRoutine|cook dinner]] together (I LOVE to cook), spend the weekend at my family's cabin, travel, road trip and have [[Hanky-Panky|sex]]. Lots and lots of sex. (not gonna [[List of Chris's lies|lie]]!) Probably during some of the activities I just listed... I want that chemistry that is so strong, just a kiss can lead to wanting to have sex right then and there...
I suppose you want to know a little about me, hm?

I'm 5'3", slender, I don't [[Tobacky|smoke]] (HATE it) but I [[Chris's Big Night Out|drink]] once in a while. I graduated college last year and I work as an [[Chris and English|editor]] for a magazine. I love every day. [[Sonichu's Edge|I run in road races]]. [[Chris and money|Oh, and I shop]]. [[Rosechu|I shop a LOT.]] :) Most importantly, I want that [[Autism|special]] someone I can share my life with and start [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|a family]] with.

[[Chris and his ego|If you're reading this and you feel like it describes you, I hope you'll email me back!]]

===Characteristics===
Gender: '''Woman'''<BR>
Current Status: '''Single'''<BR>
Looking for: '''Friends, Casual Dating, Long-term Relationship'''<BR>
Body Type: '''Slender, Petite, Curvy'''<BR>
Eyes: '''Hazel'''<BR>
Height: '''5' 03"'''<BR>
Hair Type: '''Red'''<BR>
Age: '''22'''<BR>
Seeks: [[Duck|'''Man for Dating, Man for Friendship''']]

===Profile===
Education: '''College graduate'''<BR>
Ethnicity: '''Caucasian'''<BR>
Religion: '''Unitarian'''<BR>
Political Leanings: '''Independent, Kinky'''<BR>
Neighborhood: '''Charlottesville'''<BR>
City: '''Charlottesville'''<BR>
Occupation: '''Magazine Editor'''<BR>
Have Children: '''No'''<BR>
Want Children: '''[[Crystal Weston Chandler|Yes]]'''

===Habits===
Smoking: '''[[Tobacky|Never]]'''<BR>
Drinking: '''[[Alcohol|Sometimes]]'''<BR>
Drugs: '''Not interested'''

===Personality===
I get around town via: '''[[Son-Chu|Car]], Bycicle, Walk'''<BR>
My dietary preferences are: '''[[Nudes|No red meat]]'''<BR>
I spend my free time: '''Reading, [[Hanky panky|Sex]], Creating, Working out, [[The Adventures of The American Rabbit|Watching movies]], [[Fashion Square Mall|Shopping]], Biking, Frisbee Golf'''<BR>
Funniest Thing: '''[[Random Access Humor|A monkey on roller skates]]'''

===Deeper===
'''If you could have a dinner party and invite any 4 people, dead or alive, wo'd be coming?'''
[[Bionic|Wilt Chamberlain]], [[Anne Boleyn|Queen Elizabeth I]], [[Mailbag_1#Chris_the_inventor|Leonardo Da Vinci]] and [[Homo|Liberace]].

'''What's under your bed?''' My old [[Playstation]]... it's my guilty pleasure!

'''Two books that everybody should read are''' [[Father_Call#Literature_and_health|Of Mice and Men]] and the Great Gatsby.

===Fill It===
I'm an open-minded person, but '''[[bigotry]]''' is a deal-breaker.

Design your ideal mate: the brain of a '''[[Chris and art|Andy]] [[Homos|Warhol]]''' and the body of a '''[[Power|Brad Pitt]]'''

People say '''my smile is my best feature'''.

The first section I turn to in the Hook is '''... ask me...'''

The quickest way to my heart is '''[[SpaghettiRoutine|good cooking]]''' The quickest way to my [[Hanky-panky|bed]] is '''[[51 50|strong, muscly arms]]'''' And in the morning, I like my eggs cooked '''basted'''

The last concert I attented was '''[[To Jackie, with Love.MOV|Crash Test Dummies]]'''

My favorite cartoon as a kid was '''[[Wikipedia:Digimon|Digimon]]'''

'''Dogwood''' is my favorite local festival.

I wouldn't sell '''my body''' for a billion dollars.

'''[[Vanessa Hudgens|Christina Ricci]]''' is the celebrity I've been told I resemble.

'''[[China|P.F. Changs]]''' is my favorite restaurant.

===In and Out===
The Corner or '''[[CWCville Shopping Center|Downtown Mall]]'''

'''Blockbuster''' or Sneak Reviews

'''[[Matthew Noble call|Best Buy]]''' or Sidetracks

'''Wireless''' or Landline

'''Aristocrat''' or Grey Goose

[[100 2269|Beatles]] or '''Stones'''

CD or '''MP3'''

'''Carmike''' or Vinegar Hill

Dogs or '''[[Cats]]'''

'''Summer''' or Winter

[[Niggos|Black]] or '''[[Dirty Crapped Briefs|Brown]]'''

'''[[Long Island Iced Tea|Bars]]''' or [[14 Branchland Court|Stay Home]]

Kroger or '''Whole Food'''
[[Image:ModNation Sweetheart.jpg|thumb|"[[Sweetheart]]" in ''[[ModNation Racers]]'', note the shirt and bracelet]]
'''PC''' or Mac

'''Wheel of Fortune''' or Grey's Anatomy

Steak or '''[[Pickles|Salad]]'''

Steak or '''Sushi'''

'''Cavaliers''' or [[Cherokian Clan|Redskins]]

'''Casket''' or Cremation

Fax or '''[[Email]]'''

Dyed or '''Natural'''

'''Pumps''' or Flats

'''Beach''' or Mountains

SUV or '''Sedan'''

==First contact==

{{main|Jackie Emails}}

Jackie corresponded with Chris in a series of emails spanning from 5-21 [[April 2010]]. The exchange culminated in a rather disturbing [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|video]] outlining Chris's knowledge of cunnilingus in lurid detail.

== The relationship in full bloom ==
''Main article:'' [[Jackie Chat 1|Jackie Chats]]
{{quote|You and I have just reached the climax in our own intercourse, while these three dudes were jerkin' and watchin'.|Chris, describing one of the scenes.}}

By September 2010, Chris and Jackie had settled down into a friendly long-distance correspondence, as evidenced by their chats, which covered a range of topics featuring open and honest content. In September 2010, Jackie repeatedly asked Chris to draw very specific pictures of the two of them having sex. As Jackie had a gangbang fetish, she requested that Chris draw multiple men masturbating to the sight of Chris and Jackie having sex.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 14]]</ref> Chris repeatedly attempted to cop out of the deal by either drawing women or somehow concealing the male genitalia on their onlookers(at one point claiming that a puddle of semen counted as one man who had finished masturbating and left the scene). On May 6 2012, a fourth picture was released, this time showing the pair having sex in a pool as two pairs of feet look on. Jackie has an odd resemblance to [[Family Guy|Lois Griffin]].

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==A new dawn?==
In early [[September 2010]] his [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails|E-Mail exchange with Clyde and Tito]] suggests the possibility of a new sweetheart, but Chris refuses to reveal her name. Furthermore, he uploaded a ''[[ModNation]]'' character generically named 'Sweetheart', which was discussed to be another [[Chloe]] or [[Wallflower]].

On 13 September 2010 Chris uploaded a [[To Jackie, with Love.MOV|video]] officially proclaiming his love to Jackie. Three days later, he produced a [[Song for Jackie.MOV|video]] capitalizing on Jackie's love for Canadian band, Crash Test Dummies, while ''[[Chris and race|in blackface]]''. Chris then spent [[October 2010|October]] [[Chris and cosplaying|cosplaying]] as various characters from [[100 2265|The Hamburglar]] to his own [[ECV 00002|Chris-chan]] [[Chris-Chan Sonichu|Sonichu]] thereby bringing the crazy to [[Ivy]] Saga levels (it must be the red hair).

==Lars==
'''Lars McNulty''' is Jackie's ex-[[Jerk|boyfriend]], whom Jackie left over his [[PS3#PlayStation Network|ridiculous obsession]] with [[ModNation Racers|model boats]]. He later distributed [[nudes]] of Jackie to a [[troll]]<ref>[[Jackie Chat 2]]</ref> and sent her a boat made of popsicle sticks, with a condom for a sail.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 3]]</ref> Egged on by Jackie, Chris developed an [[autism|intense fixation]] on Lars and released a number of videos mocking and attacking his erstwhile rival.

Chris's [[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV|first video addressing Lars]] appeared on 25 September, in which Chris proves who is the bigger and stronger man by smashing a model boat made of [[Lego]]. A [[New Address|second video]] appeared two days later, where Chris gloats over how Lars has lost Jackie, explains how he will fulfill her every desire, and warns Lars not to mess with her — or [[Death threats|Chris will intervene]]. Three days after that, he continued to mock Lars's interest in boats and set to [[Lars Is Jivin'.MP4|babbling about tape dispensers]]. (An [[Lars_Is_Jivin'.MP4#Full_version|extended version]] of this third video appeared on 2 October.)

Subsequent videos in the first two weeks of October addressed other subjects, but Chris returned his attention to Lars in a [[100 2281|fourth video]] released in the wee hours of 15 October. There, a drunk Chris sported a [[Wikipedia:Do-rag|do-rag]] and accused Lars of spreading the old rumor that he's a [[homo]].

On 6 November, [[Lars Call|audio]] was released of a call between Lars and Chris.

==Oops!... He Did It Again==
{{quote|We'll be very happy together. I know it. I will make you happy as much as possible. And when you're feeling down, I'll make you feel better. I love you.|Chris, [[Stare|giving the Creepy Stare]] to his beloved.}}
On 30 [[October 2010]], an [[alcohol|inebriated]]-looking Chris posted a [[ToJackie|video]] in which he pleads Jackie to stay with him. Since there had been no further Jackie-related videos and Chris had decided to [[100 2357.MOV|quit the Internet]] '''again''', it was assumed they had split up. The actual breakup happened a couple days later, when he stopped responding to Jackie's emails.

In [[November 2010|November]], new information about Jackie was released in the form of various [[Jackie Chat 1|chats]] and [[Jackie E-mails 3|emails]]. These provided valuable context about Chris's activities online throughout the latter half of 2010. The email exchanges proved that yet again, Chris is unwilling to make any improvements to his life - even to get the china he so desperately craves.

==Oops!... He Did It Yet Again==

On 12 [[November 2011]], the album [[SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD]] was leaked to the public; it was intriguing to many, because, while its main theme was Chris's [[Tomgirl]] lifestyle, adopted by him in the early 2011, Jackie is also mentioned in various songs, and at the moment of its public release it was commonly thought that they weren't communicating with each other since November 2010. However, on 24 [[February 2012]], [[TheCWCvilleLibrary]] released a number of videos from [[August 2011]] that Chris made for Jackie. These included [[Cakefarts]], [[Chris and Jackie's Date]]‎, [[Little Tomboy Blue]]‎, [[Who's Your Brony?]], [[Forgot the Glitter]]‎, [[Teenage Dream]] and [[Cheerleader]]. While it was irrefutable proof that they were in contact back then, no correspondence between them was known to the public until 27 April 2013, when Chris's email from 5 August 2011 was posted on [[CWCki Forums]], and 6 May 2013, when [[Jackie E-mails 24|a whole set of emails]] was leaked there. Judging by them, Jackie resumed contact with him on 7 December 2010. The emails aren't later than 5 August 2011, however leaked screencaps of his private [[Facebook]] posts from February 2012 reveal that he was still in some contact with her and hoping that they may get back together.

In the middle of April, Chris removed Jackie from his Friends on [[Facebook]]. The reason is unknown, though it has been speculated that it was the result of [[February_2012|a flood of Tomgirl videos aimed at Jackie]] being leaked onto the Internet.

During May, however, Jackie got back on Chris' good side and was subsequently re-friended on the site, proving that Chris is ''terribly'' gullible when it comes to [[china]]. However, since then, she was never heard of again; this may be due to eventually finding out she was a troll.

==In the comic==
[[File:Jackie and Vulva.jpg|thumb]]

When Chris resumed ''Sonichu'' in 2017, he decided to include events which had happened during the years-long hiatus which began in [[2009]]. Jackie and a character she created in 2011 named Vulva Pie<ref>[[July 2017 Patreon posts#Alt-Cover]]</ref> are featured in [[Sonichu 12]]. In the story, Vulva has a fling with [[Robbie Sonichu]] in summer 2011, which is cut short when Jackie, her mother, dumps Chris and leaks the content she got from him, compelling them both to go "on the lam."

The [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] explained Vulva's name:

{{quoteboxred|We came up with the name "Vulva Pie" during Jackie and we didn't explain to Chris what it meant.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/7-17-sonichu-12-pages-15-26.32353/page-3#post-2434229</ref>

He's too autistic to change it now. Her name is Vulva in his head, and while he's annoyed that trolls got him to name her that, it's too late now as far as he's concerned. <ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/7-17-sonichu-12-pages-15-26.32353/page-4#post-2434568</ref>}}

==Sources==
<references/>
{{Love quest}}
{{Sweethearts}}
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[[Category:Sweethearts]]
[[Category: Jackie Saga]]

Adam Stackhouse

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{{Articleofthenow}}
{{quote|<nowiki>*</nowiki>The EX-Winner, Adam Stackhouse, was DISQUALIFIED on the grounds of violating the Official Rules on TWO COUNTS:
-He Had Licensed BeatBox Music playing from a licensed BoomBox.
<br>-He Had his SISTER ILLEGALLY in the video without authorized consent.|Chris's version of the rules}}

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|header1 = Information
|label1 = Name
|data1 = Adam Stackhouse
|label4 = Gender
|data4 = Male
|label5 = Nationality
|data5 = [[United States|American]]
|label6 = [[Chris and race|Race]]
|data6 = White
|label7 = Relatives
|data7 = Anna Stackhouse
|label8 = Occupation
|data8 = Filmmaker<br>Cockblocker
}}

'''Adam Stackhouse''' was the winner of the [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]] ''[[PaRappa the Rapper]]'' contest. [[Chris]] felt that he should have won instead, and thus harbored a grudge against him.

In order to win, Chris orchestrated a mass spamming of votes via dummy sockpuppet accounts, so that he would not only win a [[PSP]] for his then love interest [[Megan Schroeder]], but also claim the prize of an all-expenses-paid trip for two to the [[2007]] [[Wikipedia:Penny Arcade Expo|Penny Arcade Expo]]. He had hoped to bring Megan on the trip and eventually make love to her in their shared hotel room, losing his "[[virgin with rage]]" moniker once and for all. As a result, Adam had inadvertently cock-blocked Chris, by simply being more talented.

In a huge display of [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocrisy]], Christian wanted to get back at Adam for cheating, as he used more than one person in his video (in a rather nice display of family, Stackhouse's little sister has a role, which Chris believed was illegal, even though Adam does all the singing) and used music in the background (which didn't count as it was [[Wikipedia:beatboxing|beatboxing]], even though Chris believed it was a [[Wikipedia:Boombox|boombox]]). Chris ignored the fact that not only had he himself also cheated by registering many fake accounts to vote for himself, and also blackmailed his [[Cole Smithey|half-brother]] into voting for him as well.

Chris was so angry about the outcome of the contest that he created a fake webpage proclaiming himself the victor.<ref>http://web.archive.org/web/20071108233910/http://members.aol.com/CWCSonichu/EPPromotions283.html</ref> He also created a [[CWC is Angry|creepy video]] in which he repeatedly shot a photo of Adam and his sister in silence with a [[Megatron pistol|toy gun]].

Adam Stackhouse is the complete opposite of Chris. Evidence to prove this is the fact that he graduated as a [[Honor roll|valedictorian]] of his graduating class in college.<ref>http://web.wm.edu/news/archive/index.php?id=3657</ref> He also owns his own production company, AVAdventure.<ref>http://theavadventure.com/</ref>

==The Original Version==
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==Adam's entry==

<center>{{#ev:youtube|lA84b9eCyZA}}</center>

{{quote|Number 2: From adamstackhouse; Video1: It's okay, if you like someone making the music in the background. It took away pops from the rappin of the two cooks. And adding seafood like in the song to the cake... are you kidding? They should have done it without the noise; it's in da rules. A petite comical moment comes around with an empty plate for no sample and turning off the [[TV]] after "thinking about it". I give it 4/5 Stars for moderate effort.|Chris in [[PSN Blogs]] in July 2007}}

==Chris's opinion of Adam==

{{quote|My previously submitted PaRapper the Rapper "Master Onion A-La Mode" Video is among the TOP TEN to win the GRAND PRIZE.<br>
AAARRRGGGHHH!!! That stupid, no-good ADAM STACKHOUSE won the trip!!! He had MUSIC and MORE THAN ONE PERSON IN HIS VIDEO, which were in VIOLATION OF THE OFFICIAL RULES!!!!!! Three other videos out of the remaining nine: APRELEWSKY, BRUDELL AND SURYABUCHWALD, ALL VIOLATED THE OFFICIAL RULES AS WELL! THOSE SEVEN PEOPLE OF THOSE FOUR VIDEOS SHOULD HAVE BEEN DISQUALIFIED, PERIOD!!!! I am sooooooooooooooooooo [[Chris and anger|ANGRY]] of the fact that the [[Sony|Playstation company]] and their Promotional Associates WILL NOT DO ANYTHING TO BRING THOSE VIOLATORS TO JUSTICE!!!! Go to http://www.us.playstation.com/, and register the complaint, in addition to my own, through their "Contact Us" link. So that SWORN ON MY [[autism|AUTISM]], JUSTICE WILL BE SERVED TO THE SEVEN PEOPLE OF THOSE FOUR VIDEOS!!!!|Chris on Adam Stackhouse<ref>http://web.archive.org/web/20070830114517/http://sonichuchandler.tripod.com/cwcson.htm</ref>}}

He also thought Adam was cheating because he thought Adam's beatboxing counted as background music, even though beatboxing is music made with the voice and is therefore [[Wikipedia:A cappella|a cappella]]. Naturally, Chris ignored the fact that he cheated himself by bombarding Sony with fake accounts in order to win.

In a [[PlayStation Network]] post from 4 August 2007, Chris goes into detail about his feelings on Adam Stackhouse:

{{quote|This is directed mostly to Adam Stackhouse; the S.O.B. who was the Alphabetically First Video in the PaRappa Contest and got WRONGFULLY the big prize. This [[JERKS|JERK's]] Video WAS AGAINST The NO MUSIC RULE!!!! His, Suryabuchwald and Aprelewsky's VIDEO ALL SHOULD HAVE BEEN DISQUALIFIED because they ALL HAD MUSIC!!!!

In any case, I LOATHE Adam and his Sister for STEALING my one chance at taking my Sweet Gal-Friend to Seattle; it would have been terriffic. I might have even been able to change her outlook on not planning on having children (she and I are both virgins; although I am a FRUSTRATED, [[Autism|High-Functionally AUTISTIC]], 25-YEAR OLD [[Virgin with rage|VIRGIN]]. And I LOATHE Surybuchwald and Aprelewsky as well, because their MUSIC probably landed those [[JERKS]] in 2nd and 3rd.

I don't have much going on for me really, because I have been the dog in America's favorite game, "[[Kick the Autistic|KICK THE AUTISTIC]]" for my whole life.

I curse those seven people (between the cast of the three illegal videos) to [[Death threats|DIE and BURN]]!

As for Adam, if he is reading this and is asking, "You've got something to say to me?" I do, P.S. F*** You, you Dream Smashing Son of a B****!|Chris in PSN Blogs in August 2007}}

==Adam's opinion of Chris==

{{quotebox|No remorse... I mean, I didn't even know the wonders of CWC until a year after the contest... I noticed a string of comments about his entry at that point coming from [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|his ED page]] (at that time there was a longer passage on [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|the Parappa contest]], before he really went off the deep end). That's when I discovered the apology video, where he retracted the threats on my sister and I. I've always wanted to see [[CWC is Angry|the lost video]] where he calls me "no-good" and repeated shoots a picture of me...

I've been following the whole thing since I discovered it about six months ago, thanks to CWC's [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 24th, 2008|Sept 24 2008]] update video... and yeah, it was pretty shocking and bizarre as I slowly put the pieces together..."<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/comment_servlet?all_comments=1&v=lA84b9eCyZA From YouTube comments]</ref>|}}

==See also==
*[[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]]
*[[CWC is Angry]]
*''[[PaRappa the Rapper]]''

==References==
<references />

==External links==
*[http://theavadventure.com/ AVAdventure Productions], Adam Stackhouse's production company

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Encyclopedia Dramatica

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{{Quote|I will see to that website's demise, or my name isn't Christian Weston Chandler.|[[Christopher Weston Chandler]]<ref>[[Megan emails, 2008]]</ref>}}
'''Encyclopedia Dramatica''' (a.k.a. '''ED''' and '''æ''') is a satirical wiki and the home to the Chris-Chan page that introduced Chris to the world at large in [[2007]] and made him a popular target for [[trolling]].

==ED discovers Chris==

In late October 2007, Chris drew the attention of the folks in a forum at [[Wikipedia:Something Awful|Something Awful]], a comedy website. Shortly thereafter, the good people at [[4chan]] also trained their lasers on Chris. Topics of discussion included his [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu comic]], his [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|website]], and his [[MySpace]] page. [[Anna]]'s blog story, "[[The Tale Of The Crazy Pacer]]," was also uncovered. The wealth of information and its lulzworthiness prompted the Anon later known as [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] to create the original Chris-chan page on Encyclopedia Dramatica, on 3 November 2007. Within two years it underwent over 5,000 revisions and became arguably the most popular page on the site.<ref>[[Jason Kendrick Howell interview]]</ref>

==Chris discovers ED==

Almost immediately, Chris discovered his ED page, during what he called "the worst weekend of my life."<ref>[[Chris emails 2007#November]]</ref> He was horrified by the explicit fan art, what he would later call "Dark Parodic Shit."<ref>[[June 2012 Facebook posts#Dark parodic shit]]</ref> He was especially enraged by the inclusion of a recent photo of himself, surreptitiously taken at [[The Game Place]] by [[Mimms]] and uploaded to 4chan by [[Lucas]].<ref>[[Mimms and Lucas Q&A]]</ref> "A hacking terrorist group, Anonymous, and 4Chan are somehow involved in that page as well," he intoned.

Chris's initial response to this character assassination was civil. He uploaded a [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement|video]] on 7 November, addressed to ED, requesting that the page be removed on the grounds that it misinterpreted his noble and innocent person. Within a few days, however, he opted to take efforts to personally delete or [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|edit]] the page.

After a considerable amount of bitching, Chris posted this gem on the ED talk page:

{{quotebox|I AM ADDING THE [[Rule 34|POSITIVITY]] THIS HELL-HOLE OF A WEBSITE NEEDS; you just do not appreciate the POSITIVITY I AM ADDING TO THE PAGE. What I am doing is a STAND against OFFENSIVE, UNNATURAL, UNREQUIRED [[Pickle|Additions]] to ANY Female Image. What I am doing is a STAND for EVERY SINGLE WOMAN Everywhere, because NO WOMAN would EVER want such a Horrific Twist of Fate. What I am doing is a STAND against the VERY THING that is NOT FUNNY AT ALL!!!!!!!

So, Draw Breasts, [[china|Vaginas]], Uterus, Ovaries and the God-Given Eggs within them, you [[Duck|Two-Inch Short]] [[Pickle|Dick-HEADS!!!!!!!!]]

Sincerely, Christian Weston Chandler, A Man For The Women, For the [[Women's Rights]], For the Women's Justice, For the Women's Peace.

P.S. [[Chris and hypocrisy|Grow a BACKBONE and GO ASK WOMEN OUT AS WELL, YOU TROLLS!]]}}

Chris then returned, admitting defeat after his tard rage:

{{quotebox|Months ago, I have found from this page being the first of a number hate against me, Christian Weston Chandler. *[[sigh]]* Among the number of you all, my name has been dragged through the mud, my e-mail and MySpace have been hacked for the e-mail information and random information that have been twisted into mockery of [[obesity|my person]], [[Chris and sex|my integrity]], [[List of Chris's lies|my honesty]], [[Ryan Cash|my compassion]], [[heart level|my heart]], [[Chris and religion|my soul]], [[autism|my being]]. Not only that, but the names of my two best gal-pals, [[Megan Schroeder]] and [[Anna McLerran]], and my Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon, [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]], have also been dragged through the mud of mockery along with mine. Not only were [[heart level|my feelings were hurt greatly]], but also those of [[Megan]] and [[Anna]], and a number of my acquaintances within my small social circle were shocked and terrified that such [[trolls|cruelty]], such [[pickle|mockery]], such [[homos|hatred]] was built from the number of those who have added more and more to this disgrace of a description of my [[autism|being]].

For a while, I was angry and enraged, and I shoved information and drawings regretfully drawn beyond my personal boundries down the throat of the webmasters of the page, in attempt to kill the hype and hatred against me. But No More, I give up on trying to edit the page to be more positive, or to delete the page altogether.

But I have ONE Question, that I put unto you all, the individuals who have taken part in creating this web page, and I would appreciate an Open, Detailed and Honest Answer from each of you in simple e-mails or reply on this discussion page.

[[Frequently Asked Questions|Why do you hate me so much?]]

What did I do against you to cause the hatred against me? What physical or emotional harm have I ensued unto you? Why do you hate me for being myself in this world full of people who can't help but be themselves? I've had nothing against any of you. I don't even know any of you personally, as far as I know. I have nothing that any of you have already, so Why?

I leave you with that to ponder and ponder again over.

Sincerely;

Christian Weston Chandler.}}

Trying another angle, Chris also encouraged ED to muster as his personal army to go after [[Joshua Martinez]]. Obviously, nobody did what he asked<ref>http://web.archive.org/web/20080227084345/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&oldid=1997409947</ref> He also tried to create a page on ED for his "CCWC's Fanart of Horrors" (see: [[troll]] art), but a sysop immediately caught it and redirected it to an anti-Semitic template.

Chris's meddling with ED was a key reason for the destruction of his relationship with [[Megan]]. On 11 [[November 2007]], in an attempt to "shove so much information down their throats and drown them into taking the page down," Chris uploaded five pornographic drawings to his ED page, including the infamous [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]]. When Megan found out about the drawing in [[March 2008]], it was the final straw. Chris made more furious efforts to scrub the images from ED, but to no avail. Of course, Chris [[CWC's Second Message|blamed ED for all of this]].

By late summer [[2008]], Chris had largely given up on direct involvement with ED. Around the spring of [[2009]], he may have posted one or two comments on the ED talk page referring to [[Clyde Cash]]. The first is below. It was deleted fairly quickly.

{{quotebox|I have learned that there was a connection between her and a state in Washington where some of you have been lurking, and that she was not found in any public records. It took me a week to recover from the [[heart level|crestfallen emotions]], but I am moving on with my life.

Also, you'll have to catch me IRL ONLY to [[troll]] me any further. [[fangs|Do you dare?]]

Peace-Out, Christian Weston Chandler

--ChrisChanSonichu 22:54, 14 May 2009 (UTC)}}

There was some dispute over it actually being Chris until he himself confirmed it in the post that followed:

{{quotebox|Hey, [[Clyde Cash|CLYDE]], you JERK. I said "IN REAL LIFE", not [[PS3|Playstation]]. Also, why don't you be the man you CLAIM to be and face me yourself? You keep sending out your prawns to do your dirty work, you coward. >:-(

Christian C.}}

According to Clyde, the above entry was deleted after roughly a minute, probably due to Chris realizing that if he were to ever arrange to meet Clyde, he'd only send his parents anyway.

==1 April 2009==

[[Image:ED April Fools' 2009.PNG|left|thumb|Screenshot of ED's front page.]]
[[Image:Chris-chan ED April Fools' 2009.PNG|thumb|Screenshot of the article.]]

On April Fools' Day 2009, the Chris-chan article was taken down and replaced with a message.

{{quote|This afternoon, we at Encyclopædia Dramatica have independently decided to remove the Chris-chan article about Christian W. Chandler from our site. We have also removed all references that slander, vilify, demean, or are found to be overly offensive. In plain terms, this ordeal has gone on far too long and gotten far out of hand. We have unfairly focused on him to the point of intruding in his private life and causing him great personal grief, which no person should ever have to endure. This behavior is not in line with our site goals, and we never wanted something like this. Still, we must take complete responsibility for all our actions, both public and private. And that is why we are speaking to you today. But we say to you now that at no time did we ask anyone to lie, hide, or destroy evidence, or to take any other unlawful action.

We know that his public comments and his silence about this matter gave a false impression. We misled people, including even his family. We deeply regret that. We can only tell you we were motivated by many factors. First, by a desire to protect himself from the embarrassment of his own conduct.

He was also very concerned about protecting his family. The investigation moved on to his family and friends, then into his private life. And now the investigation itself is under investigation.

This has gone on too long, cost too much, and hurt too many innocent people.

Regardless of any public pressure to reinstate the article, it must be stressed that our intrusion on Chris' private life will cease, and we intend to reclaim his family life for his family. Even internet celebrities have private lives. It is time to stop the pursuit of personal destruction and the prying into private lives and get on with our national life. Our website has been distracted by this matter for too long, and we take responsibility for our part in all of this. That is all we can do.

Now it is time -- in fact, it is past time to move on. We have important work to do -- real opportunities to seize, real problems to solve, real matters to face.

And so tonight, we ask you to turn away from the spectacle of the past two years, as we return our attention to all the challenges and all the promise of the next century.

Thank you. And good night.|ED, <s>in a rare case of moralfaggotry</s> joking.}}

Not surprisingly, the page was put back up on 2 April.

==Chris and ED in Retrospect==

{{quote|I do think it is a little behind [[CWCki|cwcwiki]] [sic] on a few things, though, but that is to be expected.|[[Jason Kendrick Howell]] on the ED article two years after its creation<ref>[[Jason Kendrick Howell interview]]</ref>}}
[[Image:Drycow.PNG|thumb|Uploaded 12 December 2008, before the new comic, [[Miyamoto]] saga, and [[BlueSpike]] saga]]
For several months prior to the events of the [[BlueSpike]] saga in early 2009, many thought that Chris had dried up, that Chris could go no further. The [[Blanca Weiss#FCTC|FCTC]]'s posting of new pics of Chris's bent [[duck]] in December 2008 prompted an ED admin to lock the talk page and demand satisfaction.<ref>"MINE: What this talkpage is. If you guys continue your faggotry after this protection expires today I will lock it down longer, and then eventually permanently."--Arguecat3, now former ED sysop, 4 December 2008.

"I say we just delete it. Along with the archives"--Zaiger, now former ED sysop, 5 December 2008.

"Fuck this article and it's talk page. Stupid discussions unrelated to upkeep and editing are the only thing keeping this shit interesting. You guys take this shit WAY to srsly. Find another retard to stalk fgts"--Zaiger, now former ED sysop, 10 December 2008.</ref>

For a while, the ED page was crammed with misinformation, such as the claim that Chris had attempted to molest [[Patti]], or the idea that Ivy was really [[Kimmi|the blowup doll]]. These rumors were occasionally cleaned out, but trolls and general observers of Chris have since turned to [[CWCki]] to get a more accurate and less biased picture of Chris. TV Tropes once described the CWCki as being "''more accurate and slightly more SFW''" than ED.

As for Chris himself, the ED page bothered him for years, and presumably still does, but he rarely mentions it anymore. An [[Chris chan (CWCipedia)|entire page]] of Chris's website, established in [[December 2009]], was dedicated to "correcting" the evil ED article with his own True and Honest take on the situation. Naturally, it was all about how Chris isn't remotely responsible for anything he has done wrong, and how it's all the fault of his [[autism]] or those DANG DIRTY TROLLS. Gradually, however, Chris's focus on ED died down. He made occasional references,<ref>[[July 2012 Facebook posts#E.D. is back up]]</ref> but his depression and focus on [[CWC's Hallmark Negative Life Events|other enemies]] caused his anger to flag.

ED itself suffered from schism and dissention in [[April 2011]], when it was redirected to '''Oh Internet''', a more safe-for-work wiki, in an attempt to achieve the site revenue required to stay online. The site included watered-down articles about Chris and Sonichu. In October 2013, Oh Internet silently went offline. Encyclopedia Dramatica returned under several domains: .ch, .se, .es, and .rs, revived via scraping articles and images from archived websites. Going into 2017, it and the Chris-chan article are still kicking.

==Chris-chan (forum)==

[[Image:Edfcwcusers.jpg|thumb|Your average Chris-chan following EDiot.]]

'''Chris-chan''' was a subforum of the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] forums (commonly referred to as '''EDF'''). It was created such that the talk page for the Chris-chan article could be used for its rightful purpose to discuss improving the article.

Chris indicated in his 13 [[September 2009]] video that he had read the ED forums and had discovered a plan to photoshop images so they looked like they were from a Sonichu game.<ref>[[Chris dispels videogame rumors]]</ref> Chris firmly believed this forum to be the main hub for trolling activity, despite other forums and websites (such as [[CWCki|this one]]) having far more significance.

==Sources==
<references/>

==See also==

*[[Chris-Chan (CWCipedia)]]
*[[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica]]
*[[You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!]]
*[[Jason Kendrick Howell interview]]
*[[4-cent garbage]]
*[[Chris-chan (forum)]]
*[[Christian's sex joke]]

==External links==
*<s>[http://www.mediafire.com/?6m7hk01609e4e7k Google Cache of Chris's ED article]</s> (dead link as of Jun 2014)
*[http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Chris-chan Archive of Chris's page on the "new" "new" ED, and the TRUE and HONEST "Chris-chan" article]
*[http://web.archive.org/web/20090216213714/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/User:Reldnahc Chris's ED account]
*[http://forum.encyclopediadramatica.rs/ EDF]
*[http://web.archive.org/web/20120731163509/http://ohinternet.com/Chris-chan Oh Internet article (SFW!)]
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20071104144918/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-chan Earliest archived version of the "Chris-chan" page on the Wayback Machine.]

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Megan Schroeder

2017-10-16T17:28:25Z

Shekelberg:

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{{Articleofthenow}}
{{quote|Ah, For Her I Would travel even A Thousand Miles, just to be with her. Fortunately, she lives only about one hour from my house, and I meet her once a week at a closer-to-home social. This feeling, It was, and still is, so pure and true, it was like as if I was Born to Love Her. When She Smiles, I feel like I'm Walking on Sunshine as I give my replying smile and gaze into her eyes. And her hair is the softest and most warm-tingling. Cloud Nine? I feel like I'm on Ten.|Christian, ''[[Story of My Current Days]]''}}
{{Quote|ED didn't drag my name through the mud but you did.
I don't know, I can't keep disgracing myself and forgiving and forgiving. I have some pride you know. I've forgiven you so many times before it's just getting irritating now. Even I have my limits.|Megan gives her own view<ref>[[Megan emails, 2008]]</ref>}}

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'''Megan Schroeder''' (born 23 July [[1986]]) is a former [[gal pal]] of [[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s, with whom he had perhaps the closest relationship with anybody he's ever had in his life.

Chris first met Megan in the summer of [[2004]] at [[The GAMe PLACe]]. Following Chris's progressively creepier unwanted advances, she cut off contact with him in early [[2008]]. Since then, Chris has developed an intense and unwarranted [[Chris and anger|grudge]] against her, thanks to misconceptions fed to him by [[Borb]], and his [[autism|autistic delusions]] about her scheming with [[Michael Snyder]] to have him banned from The GAMe PLACe. Chris's attempted contacts with Megan have dragged on as late as [[2017]], making the Megan Saga both the first and longest in Christory.

==Timeline==
[[Image:Megan_Timeline_Prototype.png|1000px|center]]

==Prologue==
{{main|Megan Emails, 2005-2006}}
{{See also|Megan Emails, Jan-July 2007}}
[[Image:156-CWCMegan1.jpg|thumb|Look at the fear in her eyes...]]

{{quote|During the late summer months, I picked up and started the [[Yu-Gi-Oh]] [[Trading Card Game]] (it was around the time the movie came into theaters). One Saturday at the Game Place (Where I was also going for Pokemon TCG on Fridays), I met Megan and [[John's Custom Gundam|John Schroeder]]. At first I thought they were a couple but then they were just Sister and Brother. Over the months of getting to know Megan, I grew fond of her. Although at that time, and up to now, she wasn't interested in a lovely relationship. I've bided to her wishes and requests. I am truly fond of her, and I hope she will have a change of heart soon. She'll be turning 21 on July 23, 2007.|Christian<ref>[[Yep, I'm on TV :)]]</ref>}}

Megan is a typical ''truly'' [[boyfriend-free girl]], even claiming to be asexual. She had a few eccentricities, which Chris was more than happy to copy and oblige, namely her fondness for ''[[My Little Pony]]'', ''[[Sailor Moon]]'', and using Chris like a debit card because she was too lazy to go on [[eBay]] herself.

Megan and Chris first met at The GAMe PLACe in summer 2004, over a game of ''Yu-Gi-Oh!''. The two apparently struck up a friendship of sorts. They had an obvious connection from the start, since they were both idling their twenties away playing [[card games]] marketed to preteens. It only took [[Third date|a few games]] and a handful of e-mails before Chris saw Megan as his [[sweetheart]]. Megan, however, did not reciprocate this sentiment. It probably didn't help that Megan was getting Chris to buy things for her like a stereotypical wife nagging her husband:

{{quote|Please can you get this video for me? please hurry! thanks!|Megan, [[Megan_Emails,_2005-2006#Megan_wants_a_Tin_Tin_episode|Megan E-mails]]}}

Through the end of 2005 and into [[2006]], Chris would obsess over Megan, writing her [[Sonichu 5|into his comic]], trying to drag her into dates, trying to snuggle, hold her hand, kiss her, and other attempted romantic gestures. This didn't accomplish anything but rousing the ire of Megan, who was uncomfortable with these advances and only saw him as a friend, nothing more. She repeatedly tried to assert her asexuality to Chris, in an effort to prevent his advances. Sadly, this fell on deaf ears, and Chris would continue to hound her. Even when Megan eventually resorted to claiming she had a boyfriend, Chris was not deterred.

Unfortunately for her, this was only the beginning...

==Megan Saga==

===Sailor Megtune===
{{Main|Sailor Megtune}}

Megan, like Chris, enjoyed drawing cartoons, and this seems to have caught Chris's eye early in the game:

{{quote|Everytime I see your drawings, I get inspired to want to work more on [[Sonichu (comic)|my comics]].|Christian, [[Megan_Emails,_2005-2006#Chris_wants_to_date_Megan_at_McDonald.27s|Megan E-mails]]}}

In what was a fortunate alignment of his ass-kissing campaign with the series of diary entries that ''Sonichu'' had become, Megan (later [[retconned]] as '''Meg-chan''') soon made her first appearance as [[Sailor Megtune]] in [[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]] along with [[Megagi La Skunk]], her own furry sidekick. The two are purportedly "[[Sailor Moon|Sailor Soldiers]]" and reveal on the spot that Chris is an old friend of theirs (including Megagi) and thwart the evil Jerkops trying to ruin Chris' [[Love Quest]] with Rockin' Hurricane, causing Magic Rocket to [[Team Rocket|blast off again]]. Her influence on the "art" of ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' is apparent in Chris's sudden transition to a more [[anime]] style with ''Sonichu'' #5, most notably in his character's eyes, which became large and shiny.

[[Image:SchuComic6Page50a.jpg|thumb|Getting dangerously close to crossing the line...]]

Megan and Chris appeared to chat about comics in their e-mail conversations; Chris [[Ego|critiqued]] some of her story ideas, and ran the plotline for [[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]] by her, including a bizarre offer to write in Megan's own imaginary daughter. While Megan probably found the whole thing harmlessly eccentric at first, ''Sonichu'' #5 managed to create some drama pretty quickly upon its release. Megan undoubtedly flipped when she saw her character getting romantic with Chris, as well as being portrayed in a sexualized manner. Chris completely failed to comprehend why she was angry, but did [[retcon]] a couple of pages to tone them down. This did not placate Megan, however.

===Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown===
{{main|Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown}}
{{See also|Megan Emails, Aug-Dec 2007}}

{{quote|In any case, I LOATHE [[Adam Stackhouse|Adam]] and his Sister for STEALING my one chance at taking my Sweet [[Gal pal|Gal-Friend]] to [[Wikipedia:Seattle|Seattle]]; [[Chris and rape|it would have been terriffic]]. I might have even been able to change her outlook on not planning on having children (she and I are both virgins; although I am a [[stress|FRUSTRATED]], High-Functionally [[autism|AUTISTIC]], 25-YEAR OLD [[Virgin with rage|VIRGIN]].|[[PSN Blogs]]}}

In June [[2007]], Megan went to [[Wikipedia:Kentucky|Kentucky]]. Undeterred, Chris continued e-mailing her, refusing to back away even for a moment as he ''still'' believed that, deep down inside, Megan truly did love him. Discovering Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown and the prizes for victory, Chris eagerly entered the contest, hoping to win a [[PSP]] and use the trip offered in the contest to win her [[china|heart]]. In the end, as expected, Chris lost (even after extensive cheating), [[Adam Stackhouse]] won, and Megan didn't care. Even when Chris began whining to her and others about how Adam and everyone else except Chris had somehow cheated, Megan didn't care either way. This childish behavior eventually resulted in Megan losing her temper with Chris, reprimanding him for his selfishness and inappropriate behavior. Despite being hurt by her outburst, Chris continued to harass Megan in much the same way as before.

===Rule 34 and The End of Megan===
{{Main|ShecameforCWC.JPG}}
{{See also|Megan emails, 2008}}

{{quote|And, by the way, is not ''Crystal'' whose eyes are censored; that is ''Megan''!|Chris stating [[Chris and art|the not-so-obvious]] <ref name="secondmessage">[[CWC's Second Message]]</ref>}}

In November 2007, Chris would discover his [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page and begin his one-man crusade [[Sonichu 8|against the garbage]]. In the process, he uploaded a number of [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|pornographic and lewd]] artworks, one of which was [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|a picture of him fingering Megan]] with her eyes obscured. Trolls originally believed that she was [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|his imaginary sister Crystal]], which prompted an outraged Chris to try to deny accusations of incestuous desires by revealing that the image was actually meant to represent Megan.<ref>[[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#March 2008|Chris confirms Megan's identity on 18 March 2008.]]</ref><ref name="secondmessage"/>

By 12 [[March 2008]], Megan discovered the picture depicting her and demanded that it be removed immediately. Chris attempted to do so, but found himself blocked at every turn. His edits were quickly reverted, or even worse, compounded, as he tried to upload other versions of the picture with the face cropped out or obscured. On 21 [[April 2008]] Megan wrote an email to Chris saying she was not comfortable being around him anymore,<ref>[[Megan emails, 2008#Megan can't trust Chris anymore]]</ref> thus putting an end to their friendship.

Throughout the fiasco, Chris brashly attempted to paint himself as a greater victim than Megan, initially even assuming that she didn't understand what was going on in the picture. He would later admit he did it in part to suppress '''the occasional impulse to [[rape]] her''', and that trying to assert that what she was going through just BEING in the picture and learning what he could have done was ''nothing'' compared to the misery of the [[troll]]ing he was enduring.<ref>[[Megan_Emails,_2008#Chris_continues_bothering_her_about_ED]]</ref>

Evidence suggests that Megan was distancing herself from Chris even before she discovered the awful drawing. Comments by former GAMe PLACe patrons Daniel Mimms and [[Lucas]] indicate that Megan was already avoiding Chris before she found out ShecameforCWC.<ref>[[Mimms and Lucas Q&A#Initial post|Mimms and Lucas Q&A]]: "Megan would usually stand/hide behind me and Lucas to avoid [Chris], '''especially after''' the drawings of her got leaked [emphasis added]." This comment suggests that Megan was avoiding Chris before ShecameforCWC came to her attention. In their [[Mimms and Lucas Q&A#Chris and Megan|discussion of Megan]], Mimms and Lucas seem to attribute Chris's groping as the main factor behind the deterioration of his relationship with her, while giving little weight to ShecameforCWC.</ref> Chris himself has partially confirmed this account on the [[CWCipedia]].<ref>[[CWCipedia]] on [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Megan+Schroeder Megan]: "When I started getting too close, [Megan] started to feel uncomfortable, My Bad. Then she distanced herself from me, saw other dudes, including a possible homosexual."</ref> It might very well be that ShecameforCWC was the last step in euthanizing a dying relationship, rather than killing a vibrant and living one.

==Aftermath==
{{quote|Too bad I was never just that too all into him.|Cartoon Megan, "I Am The TRUE, Original CCWC"}}

{{quote|Megan... WHY?!|Christian,
"I Am The TRUE, Original CCWC"}}

Despite Megan telling him she was no longer comfortable being in his presence, Chris was not willing to give up on her. On 11 [[2008#June|June 2008]], Chris sent an email to a person named Tyler Wane, asking Tyler to deliver Megan the birthday gift Chris bought for her (a German-English dictionary). Chris said he could not deliver her the gift himself due to being "forced into hiatus from the Pokemon League by that S.O.B. [[Michael Snyder|Mike]]". Tyler in response suggested to Chris to arrange meeting with Megan outside [[The GAMe PLACe]].<ref><[[Chris emails 2008#June]]</ref>

Megan surfaced again in Chris's thoughts in [[July 2009]], first in the [[CWC "Boyfriend"]] video, and then in the subsequent update, [[I Am The TRUE, Original CCWC]]. Chris also [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCo72hJ-SAg reposted] the Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown entry, though this version is slightly different from the ones frequently seen in latter days: After "...my friend Megan!", Chris inserted a short break with a photo of him and Megan, with a lovely heart frame. Either this is the original version before Chris tried to clean up his image, or a brand new version with new improved references to the long-lost love.

On 26 [[March 2009]], he released a [[CWC Major Update 26 March 2009 |Captain's Log]] where he told everyone to [[Chris and Hypocrisy|"leave her alone"]] because she was going through [[stress]] from the [[trolls]], and threatened to stop drawing the comic if they didn't. At the beginning of the video Chris claims that he was recently contacted by Megan, though it was most likely a troll posing as her seeing as she had cut off all ties with him.

On 12 [[August 2009]], he dedicated a song to Megan in one of his [[KCWC Top 10 Dedication Special]] videos, where the first sign that he'd convinced himself that she'd told him "I Love You" comes up (and he remains relatively consistent when speaking of her in acting as though this actually happened).

{{quote|Coming up next at #7, we got another long-distance dedication, to the old [[gal-pal]] of mine that I almost had a ra- I had meant to be- I had her "I love you" before I got kicked out, Megan Schroeder, her, from her favorite, this is from her favorite h-artist, Yngwie Malmsteen.|Christian, "[[KCWC Top 10 Dedication Special]]"}}

In 2010, he created a [[:File:ModNation GalPal.jpg|model of Megan]] for ''[[ModNation Racers]]'' (named "Gal Pal"), showing that he still can't let go.

=== Chris's version of events ===
On 16 [[May 2010]], the [[CWCipedia]]'s new fan manager Daria Camacho created a page for Megan, using the link on Chris's page of [[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)|gal-pals and sweethearts]]. When Chris discovered it, he erased all of Daria's text and wrote his own version. The abridged version of events he presents is much shorter than his gigantic [[Damien Antaria (CWCipedia page)|rant on The Wallflower]], probably because the events of the Megan Saga are beginning to fade from his memory.

{{quotebox|If you REALLY MUST KNOW...

Megan and I first met at a Yu-Gi-Oh Tournament at The G&H Place, back when it was still in the Downtown Mall. It was around the time the Y.G.O. Movie debuted in theaters. She and I, we talked, hung out and became really good friends.

"I DID have lovey-dovey feelings for her, and I still care about her as a friend. I did her a number of favors by getting her this and that off of eBay, then she would reimburse me the cost of each item.

When I started getting too close, she started to feel uncomfortable, My Bad. Then she distanced herself from me, saw other dudes, including a possible [[homos]]exual.

I drew that drawing of her and me that is unfortunately popular among everyone who tends to haze me for TWO REASONS. Firstly, because of My Own Wishful Thinking. And second a tool in a lame attempt to overcrowd the E.D. page against me with Bu**C*** with my own "information" to shut it down.

Ever since, she totally spaced herself from me, like as if she had put a restraining order against, which she did not. And as I was being forced off the Place premesis the last day I was there, she stood by and watched in shock. She could have spoken up for me, but she did not.

I have lost communication with Megan since then.}}

In the months and years after his "breakup" with Megan, Chris came to try and act as if he'd gotten over her. His [[Damien Antaria (CWCipedia page)|CWCipedia page]] on [[The Wallflower]], for instance, claimed "I had LOOOOOONG moved on from Megan."

However, a lingering attachment betrayed itself on occasion. The archive of his [[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)|female acquaintances]] on the CWCipedia noted, "I still miss her sometimes." In an [[Jackie_e-mails_Part_2#Chris_lies_about_The_Game_Place|e-mail to Jackie]] from April 2010, when he recounted having his picture taken at The GAMe PLACe, Chris said, "I was in a state of shock from seeing Megan and (her short-lived romance) Christopher MAKING OUT. '''That Should Have Been Me.'''"

==The Blame Game==

=== Origins ===
[[File:Megan Schroeder - 2013 September.jpeg|thumb|Megan, years later, still recovering from her ordeal. Out of frame: JERK.]]
The [[Matthew Noble call]] of August 2010 revealed that [[Bob]] and [[Barbara]] disliked and distrusted Megan, believing that she conspired with Michael Snyder and "some [[homos]]exual[s]" to get Chris banned from The GAMe PLACe. Barbara also mentions how Megan "lied" about something, suggesting that she believes Megan to be a troll.

It is possible that this belief originated with Chris, as in his correspondence with [[Katie Bay]], he lists Megan as a "possible troll".<ref>[[Katie_Bay_E-mails_2#26 July]]</ref> His reasoning was typical Chris - she had a vagina and didn't want to give him access to it. He also appears to have [[Autism|confused her with another white female brunette]] that placed a sign on his lawn on [[Halloween]] [[2008]].

=== Chris Doxes Megan ===

A series of leaked Facebook postings beginning in [[February 2012]] revealed Chris' ever-growing, pathological, and extreme hatred for Megan. His animosity for Megan supposedly grew much more vitriolic after buying into his parents' [[Chris and reality|completely baseless]] belief that Megan was responsible for the "Hate and Smear Campaign" against Chris:

{{quote|EVERYONE, I have most urgent news. It is Final in My Mind, and from my mother as an eye and ear witness of her consorting with [[Michael Snyder]] LONG Before Novembef, [[2007]]; Megan Schroeder IS the SEED of the Whole Hate and Smear Campaign Against Me on the [[Internet]]. If any of you all Know where she is, or have clues of her, or her brother...current wherabouts, Please Inform Me on THIS WALL, Posthaste. She is Needed Brought to me, my mother and [[Rob Bell|our attorney]], for Great Questioning, and a Huge Piece of my mind. Thank You, Christian W. Chandler|Chris, Facebook, [[February 2012 Facebook Posts#Urgent news|February 18, 2012]]}}

In the following days, Chris posted her contact information in hopes that his friends would troll her. Thankfully, this effort was not successful.

[[File:Fbp10.png|thumb|Chris' retarded attempt at trolling back Megan. He exhibits a belief that if you simply dox people online, they get trolled back, not realizing the large number of reasons why this only happened to him.]]

On 4 April [[2013]], Chris denounced The GAMe PLACe and called for Megan to be "jailed and beaten up", describing her as a "vile, wicked, traitorous bitch,"<ref>[http://i.imgur.com/mBFcon9.png Leaked Facebook post]</ref> a rare display of hatred upon a woman not seen from Chris since [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. Judging by a 20 July 2013 Facebook post, Chris seems to be holding Schroeder, along with [[Michael Snyder|Snyder]], to be the main culprit behind the various misfortunes he had over the years.<ref>[[Facebook#Spring Brakers]]</ref> Perhaps, if Chris ever starts the [[Sonichu_(comic)|comic]] up again, we shall see Megan taking up the golden hair/helm of being Chris's foe.

=== Megagi La Scapegoat ===

Chris's vitriol for Megan continues almost six years after his ban from [[The GAMe PLACe]], and he has even resorted to using Megan as a scapegoat for everything bad that happens to him even if he is blatantly responsible. In the aftermath of a permaban from [[Wal-Mart]] on the weekend of 7 September 2013 for having vandalized an [[Xbox]] One display, Chris flew into an incoherent rage and began blaming Megan for both his Wal-mart and GAMe PLACe bans:

{{quote|If it had not been for Mr. "Manajerk", Megan Schroeder, and their Internet Troll/Cyber-Bully Breeding and Meeting Ground, Cville's Hobbies, Games and Toys, My Family and I would not have had go through all of the emotionally depressing, and Financial Downfall to the depths of Greatly Poor and Just Getting By! The Manajerk has drained us financially, thinking we are freaking rich. And Megan has robbed me emotionally, started all of the Hate Against Me on the freaking Internet, Never financially paid me back for ALL of the material favors I bought for her off of eBay, and I WANT MY UNCUT "SAILOR MOON' DVDS FROM SEASONS "R" TO "SAILOR STAR" THAT GERMAN WARFARE BITCH CONNED FROM ME RETURNED TO ME!!!|Chris, Facebook, September 7, 2013}}

[[File:Sept13 Imgur 28.jpg|thumb|left|Megan's fate as a Lego voodoo doll. Notice her goth style clothing.]]
On 24 September 2013, Chris claimed in a Facebook post to have received an email from Daniel Mimms about Megan's current whereabouts. He now classes her with the Witch ([[Mary Lee Walsh]]) and the Bastard ([[Michael Snyder]]), and makes three [[Lego]] minifigs of them and shakes them together as a sort of punishment.<ref>[[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Voodoo-Wise]]</ref><ref>[[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Yep, the Bitch has not changed a thing...]]</ref> Of course, the notion that Chris can perform [[Wikipedia:Sympathetic magic|sympathetic magic]] to harm his enemies is [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|befitting]] with his [[Chris and reality|other delusions]]. Chris would continue to use this Lego minifigure of Megan as a totem to relieve his anger for her, and it appeared a month later "in detention" at [[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013|Lego Manchester High]].

On 3 October 2013, Chris posted another [[October 2013 Facebook Posts#Megagi La Skunk agrees that you should have never been born|rambling tirade directed at Megan]] to Facebook. This time, Chris claimed that [[Megagi La Skunk]], Megan's cartoon character that she probably doesn't even remember making, told him that she is "deeply distrustful" and agrees with Chris that Megan should have never been born. Additionally, as if she would even care, Megan's [[Sailor Megtune]] "powers" were "revoked" by Chris. On top of reiterating the previous "wrongdoings" by Megan, Chris has proven nothing at all, except perhaps that he suffers from [[Chris and reality|some form of]] [[Chris and anger|mental illness.]]

{{quote|
You ungrateful bitch. Quit hiding behind the Anons, Trolls, PLace People and every Damned Person who you have deceived into siding with you.

By the way, I have checked with Megagi La Skunk; she feels deep distrust in you. We mutually agree that you should have never been born, even if it meant she would never exist. Also, your Sailor Megtune powers; I created them for you; I have taken them away from you! Usagi and the Sailor Scouts would have been most ashamed of you.

...And by the way, I pray you have been having Really Bad Luck, Feeling Paranoid of EVERYONE, and Shakingly Stressed, because I continue to leave your minifigure upside-down and shaken with the Witch and the Bastard! And I have been feeling the very same grave emotions myself for the Six Long Years, you damn, dirty bitch!|Chris, Facebook, October 3, 2013}}

Chris ended his first rant with a comment reading "NOBODY ELSE COMMENT THIS POST!!!", possibly because he's tired of having his atrocious behavior called out by even the most ass-patting of his friends. The following day, Chris focused all his blame like a laser beam on Megan, insisting that she is responsible for the [[CWCki]], virtually all of his [[List of places that have banned Chris|bans]], the "theft" of his [[Sailor Moon]] DVDs ''yet again'', and astonishingly, even the fact that he lacks a sweetheart. That's right: not only is Megan the one who's responsible for everything Chris inflicted on himself, but also Chris will ''only'' forgive Megan after he gets [[Chris and sex#Prostitution|unpaid]] [[china]] he feels entitled to.

{{quote|I will only forgive Megan, and remove all curses upon her, when she apologizes to me In Person and Face To Face, when the Cwcki, its forum, and Everything Else Against me on the Freaking Internet is GONE, GONE, GONE, when I am NOT BANNED FROM ANYWHERE, when I get my original Uncut Sailor Moon DVDs returned to me, when my Good Name is Cleared of all of the bad, AND when I have my female Sweetheart for Forever. And I am Not Stepping Down beforehand.|Chris, Facebook, October 4, 2013, 10:09am}}

=== Megan, Queen of the Trolls ===

Roughly two hours later, Chris posted another Facebook message. While seemingly intending to explain the methodology of Megan's master [[troll]] scheme, to everyone else it actually reads more like valid condemnations of Chris' obnoxious behavior by his peers and authority figures. Finally, Chris re-iterated his desire not to hear any criticism from his friends, instructing others not to comment on his post and challenging Megan to a face-to-face meeting. Whether Megan cares enough to challenge, in-person, a delusional 31-year old who lives with his [[Barb|mother]] remains yet to be seen.

{{quote|Megan, I KNOW you and the PLace employee continuously conversed and conspired against me. "Christian is so weird. " "Tell me about it." "He hangs onto me, touching me, clinging onto my every word. Ugh." "I can not stand his shouting outbursts that echos in my head after both of those times he stressed out." "I want to just kill him; destroy his goody-two-shoes nature, soul, heart and all that shit my mashed potato grenade could shatter, but leave his body in tact, so I'm not committed for murder." "I just want to ban him from "MY" store forever." "I got it! Let's get an embarrassing photo of him, post it online, and put him to shame forever!" "Mimms and Lucas are tech freaks! Let's enlist them." "Yeah! Chris will be banned from "YOUR" store based on the hyped up mal online reputation; he will be out of my life forever. Pending possible nightmares and night terrors to come, but who the fuck cares; his Autistic, Fragile mind will shatter along with his heart after I kiss my homosexual fake boyfriend in front of him!" ""HA HA HA HA HA AHA HA HA!!!!!""

I am onto your game that took away six years of my life and destroyed me; you either pay me what you owe, or I continue to curse and haunt you with my father at my side.|Chris, Facebook, October 4, 2013, 12:44pm}}

Chris later deleted the two posts prior to this one; a few hours later, he deleted this one as well.

==Years later==
{{quote|I just say let her, wherever she is, live her life, and I'll just stay here, liv- living mine. It's all done and over with.|Chris, finally moving on}}

On 26 January 2016, in the [[CatKnight Interview 2|second CatKnight interview]], Sir Arthur Spatchcock brought up the topic of Megan and the [[February 2012 Facebook Posts#Urgent news|grudge]] [[February_2012_Facebook_Posts#Pissed off|Chris]] [[February_2012_Facebook_Posts#Damn You|had]] [[February_2012_Facebook_Posts#Address|against]] [[October 2013 Facebook Posts#GAMe PLACe revelations|her]]. Chris claims that he has finally gotten over that grudge, wishing for her to be left alone to live her own life.

In February 2017, Chris looked up and browsed through Megan's Facebook account,<ref>[[February 2017 Facebook Posts#Found Megan's Facebook]]</ref> sharing one of her drawings to his own account. When asked by [[Kim Wilson]] if they were friends again, Chris responded:

{{quotebox|Not quite; I just gone through my past and recent sent friend requests, found Megan Schroeder, and I liked her cover photo; it's cute. She has a few cute dogs too. At least, she's doing okay; as far as I can tell.}}

The act of searching for his ex-[[gal pal]] came just four days after Chris posted about his feelings of nostalgia for his "friends" from [[Manchester High]].

In October 2017, Chris once again looked up Megan's Facebook for her online store and left a comment on it:<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/October_2017_Facebook_posts#Complimenting_Megan_Schroeder</ref>

{{quotebox|I just wanted to tell you I like your craft and are. You have become a lot more talented over the years. Many blessing to you and your family. 🌸}}

The post was later removed.

==Gallery==

===Art by Megan===
<center><gallery>
Image:061-MegansSailorMoonCD.jpg|[[Sailor Moon]]
Image:313-MegansSMoon.jpg|Sailor Moon
Image:316-MegagiOriginal.jpg|[[Megagi La Skunk]] ~ The pose in this and the following few drawings are quite obviously traced from the same source.
Image:318-HoundHowl.jpg|Hound Howl, which Chris reused as "Canino the Houndhowl" in the [[Wedding Comic]].
Image:319-PendingDoom.jpg
Image:320-Apocolypse.jpg
Image:321-IceCune.jpg
Image:322-houdourstuff.jpg
Image:Megan_ace_of_clubs.JPG|"Ace of Clubs" ~ Megan's original design for [[Patti-chan]], until Chris stole the design.
Image:Megyoshimitsu1.jpg|[[wikipedia:Yoshimitsu|Yoshimitsu]] drawing, made in [[1990s|1996]].<ref name="tekken forces">[https://web.archive.org/web/20091012030656/http://www.tekkenforces.com/fanart/fanartgmegimitsu.php Tekken Forces Fanart Gallery]</ref>
Image:Megyoshimitsu2.jpg|''[[Wikipedia:The Powerpuff Girls|Powerpuff Girls]]''-style Yoshimitsu<ref name="tekken forces"/>
</gallery></center>

===Etsy shop===

{{quote|All of my artwork and materials are proud to be "Made in China" free!!|Megan Schroeder, June 2013}}

[[Image:Meg.jpg|thumb|Megan on her Etsy page]]
On 15 June 2013, Megan Schroeder created an [https://www.etsy.com/people/OutOfTheWildFelts Etsy] account to sell her artwork of animal dolls wearing flowery attire. She claims that her artwork is "Made in China" free, and her materials she uses for her dolls are made in Japan, the USA, and Europe. She has gained a love for nature over the years after the events of the Megan saga, and is seen in her profile pic to be wearing a photographer's camera, indicating that she could be a photographer.

{{clear}}

===Art of Megan===
<center><gallery>
Image:Sonichu07-P03.jpg
Image:Sonichu07-P04.jpg
Image:Sonichu07-P05.jpg|KINDA OF A [[Dragon Ball Z|GOKU-GET-EM]] ATTITUDE. :)
Image:129-ChrisChanMegtune.jpg
Image:305-ACMegan.jpg
Image:306-ACMeganBck.jpg
Image:307-MegSch.jpg
Image:311-RedDarkMeggician.jpg
Image:312-PeanutsMegan.jpg|Another [[wikipedia:Schroeder (Peanuts)|Schroeder]].
File:ModNation GalPal.jpg|He just can't let go...
File:Sept13 Imgur 28.jpg|[[LEGO]] voodoo doll of Megan.
File:Lego2 - 24 September 2013.jpeg|He keeps it upside down to torture her.
File:Lego3 - 24 September 2013.jpeg|When he feels REALLY angry, he shakes it.
File:Meganfight 26.jpg|Chris victorious over the evil bitch.

</gallery></center>

===Miscellaneous===
<center><gallery>
Image:323-MegansDarkChao.JPG
</gallery></center>

==References==
{{CWCipedia|chris=Megan Schroeder}}
<references />

{{-}}
{{MeganSaga}}
{{People}}
{{Love quest}}

{{DEFAULTSORT:Schroeder, Megan}}
[[Category:Gal pals]]
[[Category:The GAMe PLACe]]
[[Category:Real people who have appeared in Sonichu comics]]
[[Category:Megan Saga|*]]

Adam Stackhouse

2017-10-16T17:26:19Z

Shekelberg:

{{Articleofthenow}}
{{quote|<nowiki>*</nowiki>The EX-Winner, Adam Stackhouse, was DISQUALIFIED on the grounds of violating the Official Rules on TWO COUNTS:
-He Had Licensed BeatBox Music playing from a licensed BoomBox.
<br>-He Had his SISTER ILLEGALLY in the video without authorized consent.|Chris's version of the rules}}

{{infobox
| title = Adam Stackhouse
| image = [[Image:AdamStackhouse.jpg|250px|center]]
|header1 = Information
|label1 = Name
|data1 = Adam Stackhouse
|label4 = Gender
|data4 = Male
|label5 = Nationality
|data5 = [[United States|American]]
|label6 = [[Chris and race|Race]]
|data6 = White
|label7 = Relatives
|data7 = Anna Stackhouse
|label8 = Occupation
|data8 = Filmmaker<br>Cockblocker
}}

'''Adam Stackhouse''' was the winner of the [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]] ''[[PaRappa the Rapper]]'' contest. [[Chris]] felt that he should have won, and thus harbored a grudge against him.

In order to win, Chris orchestrated a mass spamming of votes via dummy sockpuppet accounts, so that he would not only win a [[PSP]] for his then love interest [[Megan Schroeder]], but also claim the prize of an all-expenses-paid trip for two to the [[2007]] [[Wikipedia:Penny Arcade Expo|Penny Arcade Expo]]. He had hoped to bring Megan on the trip and eventually make love to her in their shared hotel room, losing his "[[virgin with rage]]" moniker once and for all. As a result, Adam had inadvertently cock-blocked Chris, by simply being more talented.

In a huge display of [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocrisy]], Christian wanted to get back at Adam for cheating, as he used more than one person in his video (in a rather nice display of family, Stackhouse's little sister has a role, which Chris believed was illegal, even though Adam does all the singing) and used music in the background (which didn't count as it was [[Wikipedia:beatboxing|beatboxing]], even though Chris believed it was a [[Wikipedia:Boombox|boombox]]). Chris ignored the fact that not only had he himself also cheated by registering many fake accounts to vote for himself, and also blackmailed his [[Cole Smithey|half-brother]] into voting for him as well.

Chris was so angry about the outcome of the contest that he created a fake webpage proclaiming himself the victor.<ref>http://web.archive.org/web/20071108233910/http://members.aol.com/CWCSonichu/EPPromotions283.html</ref> He also created a [[CWC is Angry|creepy video]] in which he repeatedly shot a photo of Adam and his sister in silence with a [[Megatron pistol|toy gun]]. Adam Stackhouse and the Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown would later be classified as a minor [[saga]] in Chris's life.

Adam Stackhouse is the complete opposite of Chris. Evidence to prove this is the fact that he graduated as a [[Honor roll|valedictorian]] of his graduating class in college.<ref>http://web.wm.edu/news/archive/index.php?id=3657</ref> He also owns his own production company, AVAdventure.<ref>http://theavadventure.com/</ref>

==The Original Version==
<center>{{#ev:youtube|xh6BtPs-KNk}}</center>

==Adam's entry==

<center>{{#ev:youtube|lA84b9eCyZA}}</center>

{{quote|Number 2: From adamstackhouse; Video1: It's okay, if you like someone making the music in the background. It took away pops from the rappin of the two cooks. And adding seafood like in the song to the cake... are you kidding? They should have done it without the noise; it's in da rules. A petite comical moment comes around with an empty plate for no sample and turning off the [[TV]] after "thinking about it". I give it 4/5 Stars for moderate effort.|Chris in [[PSN Blogs]] in July 2007}}

==Chris's opinion of Adam==

{{quote|My previously submitted PaRapper the Rapper "Master Onion A-La Mode" Video is among the TOP TEN to win the GRAND PRIZE.<br>
AAARRRGGGHHH!!! That stupid, no-good ADAM STACKHOUSE won the trip!!! He had MUSIC and MORE THAN ONE PERSON IN HIS VIDEO, which were in VIOLATION OF THE OFFICIAL RULES!!!!!! Three other videos out of the remaining nine: APRELEWSKY, BRUDELL AND SURYABUCHWALD, ALL VIOLATED THE OFFICIAL RULES AS WELL! THOSE SEVEN PEOPLE OF THOSE FOUR VIDEOS SHOULD HAVE BEEN DISQUALIFIED, PERIOD!!!! I am sooooooooooooooooooo [[Chris and anger|ANGRY]] of the fact that the [[Sony|Playstation company]] and their Promotional Associates WILL NOT DO ANYTHING TO BRING THOSE VIOLATORS TO JUSTICE!!!! Go to http://www.us.playstation.com/, and register the complaint, in addition to my own, through their "Contact Us" link. So that SWORN ON MY [[autism|AUTISM]], JUSTICE WILL BE SERVED TO THE SEVEN PEOPLE OF THOSE FOUR VIDEOS!!!!|Chris on Adam Stackhouse<ref>http://web.archive.org/web/20070830114517/http://sonichuchandler.tripod.com/cwcson.htm</ref>}}

He also thought Adam was cheating because he thought Adam's beatboxing counted as background music, even though beatboxing is music made with the voice and is therefore [[Wikipedia:A cappella|a cappella]]. Naturally, Chris ignored the fact that he cheated himself by bombarding Sony with fake accounts in order to win.

In a [[PlayStation Network]] post from 4 August 2007, Chris goes into detail about his feelings on Adam Stackhouse:

{{quote|This is directed mostly to Adam Stackhouse; the S.O.B. who was the Alphabetically First Video in the PaRappa Contest and got WRONGFULLY the big prize. This [[JERKS|JERK's]] Video WAS AGAINST The NO MUSIC RULE!!!! His, Suryabuchwald and Aprelewsky's VIDEO ALL SHOULD HAVE BEEN DISQUALIFIED because they ALL HAD MUSIC!!!!

In any case, I LOATHE Adam and his Sister for STEALING my one chance at taking my Sweet Gal-Friend to Seattle; it would have been terriffic. I might have even been able to change her outlook on not planning on having children (she and I are both virgins; although I am a FRUSTRATED, [[Autism|High-Functionally AUTISTIC]], 25-YEAR OLD [[Virgin with rage|VIRGIN]]. And I LOATHE Surybuchwald and Aprelewsky as well, because their MUSIC probably landed those [[JERKS]] in 2nd and 3rd.

I don't have much going on for me really, because I have been the dog in America's favorite game, "[[Kick the Autistic|KICK THE AUTISTIC]]" for my whole life.

I curse those seven people (between the cast of the three illegal videos) to [[Death threats|DIE and BURN]]!

As for Adam, if he is reading this and is asking, "You've got something to say to me?" I do, P.S. F*** You, you Dream Smashing Son of a B****!|Chris in PSN Blogs in August 2007}}

==Adam's opinion of Chris==

{{quotebox|No remorse... I mean, I didn't even know the wonders of CWC until a year after the contest... I noticed a string of comments about his entry at that point coming from [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|his ED page]] (at that time there was a longer passage on [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|the Parappa contest]], before he really went off the deep end). That's when I discovered the apology video, where he retracted the threats on my sister and I. I've always wanted to see [[CWC is Angry|the lost video]] where he calls me "no-good" and repeated shoots a picture of me...

I've been following the whole thing since I discovered it about six months ago, thanks to CWC's [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 24th, 2008|Sept 24 2008]] update video... and yeah, it was pretty shocking and bizarre as I slowly put the pieces together..."<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/comment_servlet?all_comments=1&v=lA84b9eCyZA From YouTube comments]</ref>|}}

==See also==
*[[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]]
*[[CWC is Angry]]
*''[[PaRappa the Rapper]]''

==References==
<references />

==External links==
*[http://theavadventure.com/ AVAdventure Productions], Adam Stackhouse's production company

{{People}}
{{DEFAULTSORT:Stackhouse, Adam}}
[[Category:People]]
[[Category:Things Chris hates]]

Jackie

2017-10-16T17:25:44Z

Shekelberg:

{{Articleofthenow}}
{{quote|And you will be safe, as long as I [[To Jackie, with Love.MOV|do not talk]] about you at all online|[[Jackie e-mails|Every good show needs some foreshadowing]]}}

{{quote|Just accept that you won't be respected as an adult and that you won't be getting a girlfriend or sex... ever|[[Jackie E-mails 23| Jackie, telling it like it is]]}}

{{infobox
| title = Jackie
| image = [[Image:Jackiethumb.png|250px|center]]
|header1 = Information
|label1 = Name
|data1 = Jacklyn Romy
|label2 = Date of Birth
|data2 = [[1987]]
|label4 = Gender
|data4 = Female
|label5 = Nationality
|data5 = [[United States|American]]
|label6 = [[Chris and race|Race]]
|data6 = White
|label8 = Occupation
|data8 = Magazine editor
}}

'''Jacklyn "Jackie" Romy''' is a [[boyfriend-free girl|boyfriend-free <s>girl</s>]] [[troll]] whom [[Chris]] met on [[The Hook Cafe|''The HooK'' Café]]. She became his [[sweetheart]] from [[April 2010|April]]-[[October 2010]], in what is now known as the Jackie Saga, and Chris made her many videos. According to one of Chris' leaked Facebook statuses in February 2012, he had resumed contact with her, before blocking her that April after a number of private videos Chris made for her were leaked onto the Internet. However, in May, he re-friended her on Facebook.

==Jackie's Hook Cafe Profile (Username Luv2Jax)==
[[File:FromCWCtoJackie.jpg|right|thumb|300px|Chris's portrait.]]
===Sexy sweetie looking for love===

I'm a little shy about this, but here goes... I'm looking for a guy between about 26-30 (I like my guys a little older, just call me [[Bob Chandler|old fashioned]] I guess) who is tall, has an [[Chris and health|athletic build]], [[Fangs|straight teeth]], and a [[Chris_and_health#Dental_health|good smile.]] I don't really care what you do so long as you're [[monthly tugboat|driven]]; I care more about a [[Chris and fashion|nice sense of style]] and [[Fridays After Five|outgoing personality]]. I want [[Virgin with rage|someone who doesn't need to be with someone but wants to because he knows how amazing it can be!]]

Things I like to do, let's see... I love to go biking, it'd be nice if you did too. I love to play golf as well. I like to go out afer work, [[McDonalds|go to dinner]], [[SpaghettiRoutine|cook dinner]] together (I LOVE to cook), spend the weekend at my family's cabin, travel, road trip and have [[Hanky-Panky|sex]]. Lots and lots of sex. (not gonna [[List of Chris's lies|lie]]!) Probably during some of the activities I just listed... I want that chemistry that is so strong, just a kiss can lead to wanting to have sex right then and there...
I suppose you want to know a little about me, hm?

I'm 5'3", slender, I don't [[Tobacky|smoke]] (HATE it) but I [[Chris's Big Night Out|drink]] once in a while. I graduated college last year and I work as an [[Chris and English|editor]] for a magazine. I love every day. [[Sonichu's Edge|I run in road races]]. [[Chris and money|Oh, and I shop]]. [[Rosechu|I shop a LOT.]] :) Most importantly, I want that [[Autism|special]] someone I can share my life with and start [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|a family]] with.

[[Chris and his ego|If you're reading this and you feel like it describes you, I hope you'll email me back!]]

===Characteristics===
Gender: '''Woman'''<BR>
Current Status: '''Single'''<BR>
Looking for: '''Friends, Casual Dating, Long-term Relationship'''<BR>
Body Type: '''Slender, Petite, Curvy'''<BR>
Eyes: '''Hazel'''<BR>
Height: '''5' 03"'''<BR>
Hair Type: '''Red'''<BR>
Age: '''22'''<BR>
Seeks: [[Duck|'''Man for Dating, Man for Friendship''']]

===Profile===
Education: '''College graduate'''<BR>
Ethnicity: '''Caucasian'''<BR>
Religion: '''Unitarian'''<BR>
Political Leanings: '''Independent, Kinky'''<BR>
Neighborhood: '''Charlottesville'''<BR>
City: '''Charlottesville'''<BR>
Occupation: '''Magazine Editor'''<BR>
Have Children: '''No'''<BR>
Want Children: '''[[Crystal Weston Chandler|Yes]]'''

===Habits===
Smoking: '''[[Tobacky|Never]]'''<BR>
Drinking: '''[[Alcohol|Sometimes]]'''<BR>
Drugs: '''Not interested'''

===Personality===
I get around town via: '''[[Son-Chu|Car]], Bycicle, Walk'''<BR>
My dietary preferences are: '''[[Nudes|No red meat]]'''<BR>
I spend my free time: '''Reading, [[Hanky panky|Sex]], Creating, Working out, [[The Adventures of The American Rabbit|Watching movies]], [[Fashion Square Mall|Shopping]], Biking, Frisbee Golf'''<BR>
Funniest Thing: '''[[Random Access Humor|A monkey on roller skates]]'''

===Deeper===
'''If you could have a dinner party and invite any 4 people, dead or alive, wo'd be coming?'''
[[Bionic|Wilt Chamberlain]], [[Anne Boleyn|Queen Elizabeth I]], [[Mailbag_1#Chris_the_inventor|Leonardo Da Vinci]] and [[Homo|Liberace]].

'''What's under your bed?''' My old [[Playstation]]... it's my guilty pleasure!

'''Two books that everybody should read are''' [[Father_Call#Literature_and_health|Of Mice and Men]] and the Great Gatsby.

===Fill It===
I'm an open-minded person, but '''[[bigotry]]''' is a deal-breaker.

Design your ideal mate: the brain of a '''[[Chris and art|Andy]] [[Homos|Warhol]]''' and the body of a '''[[Power|Brad Pitt]]'''

People say '''my smile is my best feature'''.

The first section I turn to in the Hook is '''... ask me...'''

The quickest way to my heart is '''[[SpaghettiRoutine|good cooking]]''' The quickest way to my [[Hanky-panky|bed]] is '''[[51 50|strong, muscly arms]]'''' And in the morning, I like my eggs cooked '''basted'''

The last concert I attented was '''[[To Jackie, with Love.MOV|Crash Test Dummies]]'''

My favorite cartoon as a kid was '''[[Wikipedia:Digimon|Digimon]]'''

'''Dogwood''' is my favorite local festival.

I wouldn't sell '''my body''' for a billion dollars.

'''[[Vanessa Hudgens|Christina Ricci]]''' is the celebrity I've been told I resemble.

'''[[China|P.F. Changs]]''' is my favorite restaurant.

===In and Out===
The Corner or '''[[CWCville Shopping Center|Downtown Mall]]'''

'''Blockbuster''' or Sneak Reviews

'''[[Matthew Noble call|Best Buy]]''' or Sidetracks

'''Wireless''' or Landline

'''Aristocrat''' or Grey Goose

[[100 2269|Beatles]] or '''Stones'''

CD or '''MP3'''

'''Carmike''' or Vinegar Hill

Dogs or '''[[Cats]]'''

'''Summer''' or Winter

[[Niggos|Black]] or '''[[Dirty Crapped Briefs|Brown]]'''

'''[[Long Island Iced Tea|Bars]]''' or [[14 Branchland Court|Stay Home]]

Kroger or '''Whole Food'''
[[Image:ModNation Sweetheart.jpg|thumb|"[[Sweetheart]]" in ''[[ModNation Racers]]'', note the shirt and bracelet]]
'''PC''' or Mac

'''Wheel of Fortune''' or Grey's Anatomy

Steak or '''[[Pickles|Salad]]'''

Steak or '''Sushi'''

'''Cavaliers''' or [[Cherokian Clan|Redskins]]

'''Casket''' or Cremation

Fax or '''[[Email]]'''

Dyed or '''Natural'''

'''Pumps''' or Flats

'''Beach''' or Mountains

SUV or '''Sedan'''

==First contact==

{{main|Jackie Emails}}

Jackie corresponded with Chris in a series of emails spanning from 5-21 [[April 2010]]. The exchange culminated in a rather disturbing [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|video]] outlining Chris's knowledge of cunnilingus in lurid detail.

== The relationship in full bloom ==
''Main article:'' [[Jackie Chat 1|Jackie Chats]]
{{quote|You and I have just reached the climax in our own intercourse, while these three dudes were jerkin' and watchin'.|Chris, describing one of the scenes.}}

By September 2010, Chris and Jackie had settled down into a friendly long-distance correspondence, as evidenced by their chats, which covered a range of topics featuring open and honest content. In September 2010, Jackie repeatedly asked Chris to draw very specific pictures of the two of them having sex. As Jackie had a gangbang fetish, she requested that Chris draw multiple men masturbating to the sight of Chris and Jackie having sex.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 14]]</ref> Chris repeatedly attempted to cop out of the deal by either drawing women or somehow concealing the male genitalia on their onlookers(at one point claiming that a puddle of semen counted as one man who had finished masturbating and left the scene). On May 6 2012, a fourth picture was released, this time showing the pair having sex in a pool as two pairs of feet look on. Jackie has an odd resemblance to [[Family Guy|Lois Griffin]].

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==A new dawn?==
In early [[September 2010]] his [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails|E-Mail exchange with Clyde and Tito]] suggests the possibility of a new sweetheart, but Chris refuses to reveal her name. Furthermore, he uploaded a ''[[ModNation]]'' character generically named 'Sweetheart', which was discussed to be another [[Chloe]] or [[Wallflower]].

On 13 September 2010 Chris uploaded a [[To Jackie, with Love.MOV|video]] officially proclaiming his love to Jackie. Three days later, he produced a [[Song for Jackie.MOV|video]] capitalizing on Jackie's love for Canadian band, Crash Test Dummies, while ''[[Chris and race|in blackface]]''. Chris then spent [[October 2010|October]] [[Chris and cosplaying|cosplaying]] as various characters from [[100 2265|The Hamburglar]] to his own [[ECV 00002|Chris-chan]] [[Chris-Chan Sonichu|Sonichu]] thereby bringing the crazy to [[Ivy]] Saga levels (it must be the red hair).

==Lars==
'''Lars McNulty''' is Jackie's ex-[[Jerk|boyfriend]], whom Jackie left over his [[PS3#PlayStation Network|ridiculous obsession]] with [[ModNation Racers|model boats]]. He later distributed [[nudes]] of Jackie to a [[troll]]<ref>[[Jackie Chat 2]]</ref> and sent her a boat made of popsicle sticks, with a condom for a sail.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 3]]</ref> Egged on by Jackie, Chris developed an [[autism|intense fixation]] on Lars and released a number of videos mocking and attacking his erstwhile rival.

Chris's [[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV|first video addressing Lars]] appeared on 25 September, in which Chris proves who is the bigger and stronger man by smashing a model boat made of [[Lego]]. A [[New Address|second video]] appeared two days later, where Chris gloats over how Lars has lost Jackie, explains how he will fulfill her every desire, and warns Lars not to mess with her — or [[Death threats|Chris will intervene]]. Three days after that, he continued to mock Lars's interest in boats and set to [[Lars Is Jivin'.MP4|babbling about tape dispensers]]. (An [[Lars_Is_Jivin'.MP4#Full_version|extended version]] of this third video appeared on 2 October.)

Subsequent videos in the first two weeks of October addressed other subjects, but Chris returned his attention to Lars in a [[100 2281|fourth video]] released in the wee hours of 15 October. There, a drunk Chris sported a [[Wikipedia:Do-rag|do-rag]] and accused Lars of spreading the old rumor that he's a [[homo]].

On 6 November, [[Lars Call|audio]] was released of a call between Lars and Chris.

==Oops!... He Did It Again==
{{quote|We'll be very happy together. I know it. I will make you happy as much as possible. And when you're feeling down, I'll make you feel better. I love you.|Chris, [[Stare|giving the Creepy Stare]] to his beloved.}}
On 30 [[October 2010]], an [[alcohol|inebriated]]-looking Chris posted a [[ToJackie|video]] in which he pleads Jackie to stay with him. Since there had been no further Jackie-related videos and Chris had decided to [[100 2357.MOV|quit the Internet]] '''again''', it was assumed they had split up. The actual breakup happened a couple days later, when he stopped responding to Jackie's emails.

In [[November 2010|November]], new information about Jackie was released in the form of various [[Jackie Chat 1|chats]] and [[Jackie E-mails 3|emails]]. These provided valuable context about Chris's activities online throughout the latter half of 2010. The email exchanges proved that yet again, Chris is unwilling to make any improvements to his life - even to get the china he so desperately craves.

==Oops!... He Did It Yet Again==

On 12 [[November 2011]], the album [[SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD]] was leaked to the public; it was intriguing to many, because, while its main theme was Chris's [[Tomgirl]] lifestyle, adopted by him in the early 2011, Jackie is also mentioned in various songs, and at the moment of its public release it was commonly thought that they weren't communicating with each other since November 2010. However, on 24 [[February 2012]], [[TheCWCvilleLibrary]] released a number of videos from [[August 2011]] that Chris made for Jackie. These included [[Cakefarts]], [[Chris and Jackie's Date]]‎, [[Little Tomboy Blue]]‎, [[Who's Your Brony?]], [[Forgot the Glitter]]‎, [[Teenage Dream]] and [[Cheerleader]]. While it was irrefutable proof that they were in contact back then, no correspondence between them was known to the public until 27 April 2013, when Chris's email from 5 August 2011 was posted on [[CWCki Forums]], and 6 May 2013, when [[Jackie E-mails 24|a whole set of emails]] was leaked there. Judging by them, Jackie resumed contact with him on 7 December 2010. The emails aren't later than 5 August 2011, however leaked screencaps of his private [[Facebook]] posts from February 2012 reveal that he was still in some contact with her and hoping that they may get back together.

In the middle of April, Chris removed Jackie from his Friends on [[Facebook]]. The reason is unknown, though it has been speculated that it was the result of [[February_2012|a flood of Tomgirl videos aimed at Jackie]] being leaked onto the Internet.

During May, however, Jackie got back on Chris' good side and was subsequently re-friended on the site, proving that Chris is ''terribly'' gullible when it comes to [[china]]. However, since then, she was never heard of again; this may be due to eventually finding out she was a troll.

==In the comic==
[[File:Jackie and Vulva.jpg|thumb]]

When Chris resumed ''Sonichu'' in 2017, he decided to include events which had happened during the years-long hiatus which began in [[2009]]. Jackie and a character she created in 2011 named Vulva Pie<ref>[[July 2017 Patreon posts#Alt-Cover]]</ref> are featured in [[Sonichu 12]]. In the story, Vulva has a fling with [[Robbie Sonichu]] in summer 2011, which is cut short when Jackie, her mother, dumps Chris and leaks the content she got from him, compelling them both to go "on the lam."

The [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] explained Vulva's name:

{{quoteboxred|We came up with the name "Vulva Pie" during Jackie and we didn't explain to Chris what it meant.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/7-17-sonichu-12-pages-15-26.32353/page-3#post-2434229</ref>

He's too autistic to change it now. Her name is Vulva in his head, and while he's annoyed that trolls got him to name her that, it's too late now as far as he's concerned. <ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/7-17-sonichu-12-pages-15-26.32353/page-4#post-2434568</ref>}}

==Sources==
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{{Love quest}}
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Chris and nostalgia

2017-10-16T16:19:05Z

Shekelberg:

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{{quote|I REALLY Miss the good times of those days.|Chris reminiscing on his High School days<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/February_2017_Facebook_Posts#.23productofpublicschool</ref>}}

'''Nostalgia''' is a sentimentality for the past, generally characterized by the wistful yearning for personalities and events, especially for the “[[Manchester High School|good old days]]” or a “[[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|warm childhood]]”.<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nostalgia</ref>

The foundation of most of [[Adult Chronicles|Chris’ adult life]] has been his fixation on the past, especially for [[Chris and zealotry|things that have had deep significance to his life]] in order to escape from the present, whether it be through [[My Little Pony|cartoons]], interacting with past [[gal pals]] and [[sweethearts]], or reminiscing past experiences with [[trolls]].

==Sources==

Chris' nostalgia comes from a wide variety of sources.

===Stress===

Typically, nostalgia is the result of negative feelings and results in the increase in of one's positive emotions.<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nostalgia#Improve_mood</ref> It can also be used as a coping mechanism for dealing with whatever stressful situation one may be in. Given how Chris currently lives his life, constantly dealing with [[weens]], and being denied [[china]] by every girl she meets, Chris will always use his past experiences in a strange way to relieve his [[stress]]. For example, at the end of the [[Jessica Quinn|Jessica Saga]], Chris, feeling awfully depressed from losing his girlfriend, decided to contact [[Megan]] on her [[Facebook]], and hook up with her again,<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fb-10-9-complimenting-megan-schroeder.35164/</ref> even after having been accusing her of being behind his current situation for the past four years.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Megan_Schroeder#The_Blame_Game</ref>

==References==

<references/>

{{Chris and}}

Chris and nostalgia

2017-10-16T16:17:19Z

Shekelberg:

{{Incomplete}}

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{{quote|I REALLY Miss the good times of those days.|Chris reminiscing on his High School days<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/February_2017_Facebook_Posts#.23productofpublicschool</ref>}}

'''Nostalgia''' is a sentimentality for the past, generally characterized by the wistful yearning for personalities and events, especially for the “good old days” (of his years in [[Manchester High School|high school]], for example) or a “warm childhood”.<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nostalgia</ref>

The foundation of most of [[Adult Chronicles|Chris’ adult life]] has been his fixation on the past, especially for [[Chris and zealotry|things that have had deep significance to his life]] in order to escape from the present, whether it be through [[My Little Pony|cartoons]], interacting with past [[gal pals]] and [[sweethearts]], or reminiscing past experiences with [[trolls]].

==Sources==

Chris' nostalgia comes from a wide variety of sources.

===Stress===

Typically, nostalgia is the result of negative feelings and results in the increase in of one's positive emotions.<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nostalgia#Improve_mood</ref> It can also be used as a coping mechanism for dealing with whatever stressful situation one may be in. Given how Chris currently lives his life, constantly dealing with [[weens]], and being denied [[china]] by every girl she meets, Chris will always use his past experiences in a strange way to relieve his [[stress]]. For example, at the end of the [[Jessica Quinn|Jessica Saga]], Chris, feeling awfully depressed from losing his girlfriend, decided to contact [[Megan]] on her [[Facebook]], and hook up with her again,<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fb-10-9-complimenting-megan-schroeder.35164/</ref> even after having been accusing her of being behind his current situation for the past four years.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Megan_Schroeder#The_Blame_Game</ref>

==References==

<references/>

{{Chris and}}

Chris and nostalgia

2017-10-16T16:12:50Z

Shekelberg: /* Sources of Nostalgia */

{{Incomplete}}

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{{quote|I REALLY Miss the good times of those days.|Chris reminiscing on his High School days<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/February_2017_Facebook_Posts#.23productofpublicschool</ref>}}

'''Nostalgia''' is a sentimentality for the past, generally characterized by the wistful yearning for personalities and events, especially for the “good old days” or a “warm childhood”. <ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nostalgia</ref>

The foundation of most of [[Adult Chronicles|Chris’ adult life]] has been his fixation on the past, especially for the [[Chris and zealotry|things that had deep significance to his life]] in order to escape from the current moment, whether it be through [[My Little Pony|cartoons]], past [[gal pals]] or [[sweethearts]], past experiences with [[trolls]], and the list goes on.

==Sources==

Chris' nostalgia comes from a wide variety of sources.

===Stress===

Typically, nostalgia is the result of negative feelings and results in the increase in of one's positive emotions. <ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nostalgia#Improve_mood</ref> It can also be used as a coping mechanism for dealing with whatever stressful situation one may be in. Given how Chris currently lives his life, constantly dealing with [[weens]], and being denied [[china]] by every girl she meets, Chris will always use his past experiences in a strange way to relieve his [[stress]]. For example, at the end of the [[Jessica Quinn|Jessica Saga]], after his permanent break up with her, Chris, feeling awfully cockblocked for losing his girlfriend, decided to contact [[Megan]] on her [[Facebook]], and hook up with her again<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fb-10-9-complimenting-megan-schroeder.35164/</ref>, even after accusing her of causing his current situation for the past four years<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Megan_Schroeder#The_Blame_Game</ref>.

==References==

<references/>

{{Chris and}}

My Little Pony

2017-10-16T16:04:13Z

Shekelberg: /* Possible cameo in MLP */

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{{quote|I recommend buying yourself a My Little Pony figure of your favorite color or whatever. Now, uh, stroking the hair of said pony is very relaxing and therapeutic, and also rubbing it against your cheek. That's... nice.|Chris' advice for young men<ref>[[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]]</ref>}}

[[File:Chris_Chan_Pony.png|thumb|Chris: The original brony.]]
'''''My Little Pony''''' is a line of [[toys]] and animated programs intended for girls aged 4-8, although its [[wikipedia:My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic|most recent incarnation]] has earned favorable acclaim among adults, and a cult following called "bronies", with the other term "pegasisters" used for female fans. Chris is one of the few bronies to exist before the ''My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic'' cartoon gained popularity, and picked up an interest in the franchise after being introduced to it by [[Megan]] in [[2007]], buying several of the toys as well as making custom-made ''My Little Pony'' dolls for his friends. He has since developed an interest in the ''Friendship is Magic'' cartoon.

==Chris and ponies==
[[File:Poorcamo.jpg|thumb|left|One of Chris's ponies, as seen in his [[bedroom]].]]

The homemade ponies vary between being blatant ripoffs of [[anime]] characters, most notably the titular character from ''[[wikipedia:Naruto|Naruto]]'' and [[Wikipedia:Edward Elric|Edward Elric]] from ''[[Wikipedia:Fullmetal Alchemist|Fullmetal Alchemist]]'', and horrible [[Wikipedia:Mary Sue|Mary Sues]] such as [[Cherokee|Cheroki-Chan]], who is clearly based on the [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|comic-book version of Chris]], and Crystal, [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|whose origin is obvious]].

In his infamous [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|FUTURE MESSAGE]], Chris first made his love of My Little Pony known when he recommended to all his viewers that they buy MLP figures of their favorite color to stroke and rub against their cheek, claiming that it was "very therapeutic" and that one could talk to the ponies and pretend that they were girls they wanted to ask out, to help them build confidence. At the time, this was viewed as a very revealing aspect of Chris's life, earning him the mockery of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and [[4chan]] yet again.

In [[CWC Update 18 March 2009 More Updated]], his ''My Little Pony'' figurines can be seen hanging from his ceiling.

Chris used a picture of Applejack from ''Friendship is Magic'' as his [[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia]] forum avatar, although his screen name was modeled after the name of another major character in the series--[[Rainbow]] [[Tomgirl|Dash]].

[[Image:ponyboy.jpg|thumb|Chris's Applejack avatar.]]

A ''Friendship is Magic'' Rainbow Dash toy can be sighted in the background of "[[Correction of EX relationship status]]" and a G3 My Little Pony sticker can be seen on Chris's [[3DS]] in the [[Wristwatch-SwissWatch for Jeremy "Thorg"]] video.

Chris also has a ''Friendship is Magic'' playlist on his [[YouTube]] account that includes all the episodes.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL20EBD1B6E8BB9E6F Chris's ''My Little Pony - Friendship is Magic'' playlist on YouTube]</ref> Considering [[Ghostbusters|his]] [[Transformers|previous]] [[Pokémon|track]] [[The Adventures of the American Rabbit|record]] for loving children's shows, it's not exactly surprising. In the [[Facebook]] note he made on 31 [[March 2012]], he complains about "gum gabbing gossip columnists working for a corrupt editor", which is the plot for the episode [http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/Ponyville_Confidential "Ponyville Confidential"] (which aired not too long before the note was made), the giveaway being that the ''nom de plume'' used in the episode was "Gabby Gums."

On 24 [[April 2012]], Chris wrote a note on his Facebook, calling for the rescue of the ''MLP:FiM'' character "Derpy Hooves", a character who is characterized by her lazy eyes and [[Slow-in-the-minds|comical method of thinking]], whose first speaking appearance in the episode "The Last Roundup" was re-edited because one person (who would later be heavily criticized by the ''MLP:FiM'' fanbase) thought Derpy's voice and personality in said appearance was offensive to the disabled. Naturally, Chris saw it as a vehicle to gain more pity towards him by sympathizing with a character that appeared to have some sort of disorder.

On 26 [[June 2012]], Chris whined about dark pony-related media on his Facebook via [[Twitter]]. He mentioned watching an animated adaption of the infamous fanfiction ''[http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/cupcakes-my-little-pony-fanfiction Cupcakes]'' and SHED.MOV (an episode of HotDiggedyDemon's ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WebAnimation/PonyDotMov PONY.MOV]'' series). He took particular offense at Rainbow Dash, a tomboyish character, being gorily killed in both videos and, in a characteristic fit of fatuous [[Chris and his Ego|egotism]], suggested that it was done because people hate [[Tomgirl Saga|tomboys and tomgirls]]. He went on to rant about the "Dark Parodies" being the reason behind his writer's block, before descending into the usual tirade of hatred against people in general.

In a twist of irony, it was recently discovered that Chris has not one, <ref>[http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL2FD70214E0CF6E92 Jappleack Playlist on Chris' YT account]</ref> but two <ref>[http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL2f2iqihk1im2B1M7ZXJyoCd-gkDLXYCQ Jackie and Jerry playlist on Chris' YT account] </ref> playlists from HotDiggedyDemon, [[Chris and hypocrisy|the creator of SHED.MOV that he hated so much.]] Also, he eventually would share a word of wisdom HotDiggedyDemon posted to his Facebook account that trolls noted would be really useful for himself.

[[File:LegoDerpy.jpg|thumb|150px|left|Chris's Lego pony in question; [[Chris and art|talented]] as always.]]

In 2013, Chris's actions would cause him to become a social pariah to the Brony community by calling out voice actress [[Wikipedia:Tara Strong|Tara Strong]] (who voices Twilight Sparkle on the ''Friendship is Magic'' series) on her "Twilightlicious" video, claiming that she was tainting the name of the characters she had voiced by apparently supporting trolling and bullying. Many trolls had responded that his actions were, to say the very least, ''ridiculous'', due to him [[Autism|misunderstanding the context of her video]] and expecting a well-known celebrity [[Chris and his Ego|to personally answer to him]]. This certainly would have ended in Chris not hearing squat from Tara, had a troll not decided to forward his rant to her Facebook account. This is what she had to say:

{{quotebox|"I don't think I've seen anyone put an ugly spin on something this outrageously for their own attention. Anyone who follows me know that I'm on a huge anti-bullying platform, and even wrote and produced a song about it.

All my "twolling" as we on Twitter call it is completely adorable and makes people smile. Christian's article makes me angry & disappointed. Hope I never meet the guy."}}

In other words, Tara immediately and understandably chastises him despite not meeting him before in her life, saying he's probably someone who would pull this stunt for attention, and makes note of her work in anti-bullying campaigns (which is something Chris would obviously not put any effort into researching). Chris did not respond, but in all likelihood ignored every word of what she said and dismissed her as a '''"DANG, DIRTY TROLL!"''' like he does with anybody who does not [[White knight|enable him]]. Eventually, though, he put her song "Take My Hand" on the [[Three-Quarter Woman]] CD.

[[File:RainbowChrissy.JPG|thumb|right|200px|Chris's Rainbow Dash cosplay.]]
[[File:OmegaconA.jpg|thumb|150px|left|Note his trademark purple sunglasses]]

When the ''[[Wikipedia:My Little Pony: Equestria Girls|Equestria Girls]]'' trailer was released, Chris threw a ''fit'' on Facebook, citing that it would attract ''"[[pedofork|pedofile]] (sic) perverts"'' into the fanbase.<ref>[[:File:Chris-Chan - FB - Equestria Girls.png]]</ref> Never mind that the ''MLP:FiM'' fanbase has always had perverts (not to mention that ''so does every other fanbase in the world'') and he has drawn porn of underage characters in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' 8]]. He then goes on to say that the ''Friendship is Magic'' crew is "Out Of Their Minds", immediately after saying "With All Due Respect," even going so far as to name-drop Lauren Faust, who at that point had left the show more than a year prior. He then comments on his own note, loudly demanding in ALL CAPS that somebody pull the plug on it. Much to the surprise of nobody, Hasbro Studios did not respond to Chris' suggestions. Oh, and he [[Chris and hypocrisy|later "liked" some videos related to the movie online and named it his #2 favorite]].

In [[October 2014]], Chris posted his own [[Lego]] 'Derpy' to his Facebook page.

On [[26 December 2014]], Chris donned a pair of novelty ''My Little Pony'' sunglasses as a "disguise" while vandalizing a''[[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic Boom]]'' display.

On 19 [[January 2015]], a photo was leaked depicting Chris dressed up in a Rainbow Dash costume. His unclean, frazzled appearance unsurprisingly doesn't mix at all with her general character design.

On 29 [[August 2015]], Chris was seen cosplaying, again, at [[OmegaCon]]; this time as "Vinyl Scratch, A.K.A. DJ Pon3!". This time, at least, Chris put a little effort into his costume; nevertheless, the outcome was still horrible.

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===Bronies===
Bronies are the teenage-to-adult males who have become fans of the ''Friendship is Magic'' incarnation of the My Little Pony franchise. While one would think Christian would be proud, or even claim responsibility for, bronies given the contents of his [[FUTURE MESSAGE]], Chris manages to once again defy expectations and common sense. Chris seems to hate all bronies simply because they have [[duck]]s and are therefore [[JERKS]]. When Chris became a tomgirl, he considered himself a pegasister, which adult female fans of ''Friendship is Magic'' are called. It was only matter of time before he started making demands on Facebook for bronies to bow down to their pegasister counterparts. He seems to blame the parts of the fandom which offend him, such as ''PONY.MOV'' (a satirical internet cartoon series which--believe it or not--is an affectionate parody of the show), on the wretched brony MALES and their twisted perversions while assuring himself that the female fans of the show are no doubt responsible for all the elements of the fandom he admires and [[mass debate]]s to.

As of [[BronyCon]] his stance against men who like ponies seems to have softened somewhat. He was photographed smiling in the presence of other men and didn't accuse any of them being discriminatory towards him. However by all accounts (including his own) he still gravitated towards talking toward woman at the convention. Its likely that he secretly still finds men he doesn't know to be offensive, regardless of if they are wearing a pony hat or not. The other possibility is that he simply isn't interested in Bronies because, despite his claims, he is still only interested in socializing for [[china|one thing]] that no man can give him.

==Cutie mark==
[[File:Cutie mark.jpg|thumb|"Being really gross has got to be my destiny, 'cause that's what my cutie mark is telling me."]]

In the ''My Little Pony'' universe, a cutie mark is a symbol on both an individual pony's thighs, representing their special talent and interest. Chris's "special talent", it seems, is being a [[tomgirl]]. Prior to the [[Tomgirl Saga]], Chris likely would have defined himself by his art or perhaps his [[love quest]], but at this point seems to be anchoring his entire personality to his tomgirl status. Somewhat ironic is the fact that despite the implication of tomgirlhood being his special talent, Chris is a [[Tomgirl Pictures|very, ''very'' unconvincing tomgirl]].

In a [[Forgot the Glitter|leaked video]] released on [[February 2012|25 February 2012]], Chris was spotted showing off a drawing on his left thigh which he calls his "cutie mark". It is the combination of the two gender symbols , surprisingly ''not'' having anything to do with [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] for once. It does not seem to be a real tattoo, but instead is drawn on, most likely with his [[Chris and art|felt-tip pens]].

In [[June 2017]], Chris shared the [[:File:NightStarCutieMark.png|result]] of a cutie mark generator quiz to [[Facebook]].<ref>[[June 2017 Facebook posts#Chris's MLP mark]]</ref> Inspired, Chris would later that day use the design to create a [[Night Star|new original character]]. Trolls would underestimate [[NightStar2891|how far he would take this]].

==Ponysona==
{{main|Night Star}}

Chris's ponysona is uncreatively named "[[Night Star]]". He has created a second [[Twitter]] account under this name, using it to white knight himself against [[trolls]] and potential [[sweethearts]].

Chris has also created ponysonas for [[Barb]] and [[Bob]]. They names are "Sugar Darling" and "Gallop Crush", respectively.

==BronyCon 2017==
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[[File:Chris' outfit Bronycon day 3.jpg|thumb|200px|left|Chris at BronyCon. As of late September 2017, he is [[Cville Pride|still wearing the unicorn horn]].]]

Chris attended BronyCon 2017 from 11 August to 13 August of that year.

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== Possible cameo in MLP ==

[[Image:Ponycwc.png|thumb|Pony Chris and Borb?]]

On 7 October, 2017, a new episode for season 7, entitled "Once Upon a Zeppelin", was released, and many people noticed a background pony that looked similar to Chris, and two more in the background that looked similar to [[Barb]] and [[Bob]].

Ironically, the episode's story was about Twilight-Sparkle learning that her parents have won a free zeppelin cruise for their family. Upon boarding, Twilight discovers the cruise to be a vacation experience where the other passengers pay to spend time with her, invading her and her family's privacy.

The pony in question is a grey unicorn, with [[pedo glasses]], a [[Chris and fashion|striped shirt]], and a [[Hair|receding light green mane]]. Humorously, he is the only character in the audience to not smile when Twilight announces the winner.

The speculation about the pony was noticed by Chris, who commented:<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/October_2017_tweets#Possible_cameo_in_MLP</ref>

{{quotebox|I was just made aware of this speculation from the MLP Zappelin episode. I highly doubt that Unicorn was based from myself.}}

{{quotebox|The only way to confirm or bust this is by the testimony from Tara or someone official on the MLP staff.}}

{{quotebox|Aside from that, I would rather be on there, [[Chris and reality|personally voicing my OC pony]], Night Star.}}

==In the comic==
[[File:Sonichu 12-9 Cover.jpg|thumb|200px|Sonichu 12-9 front cover]]

Like any eight-year-old girl with the hopes of marrying a blue prince in a fairytale wedding with her favorite pony by her side, [[Wedding_Comic|''Sonichu'' Special #2]] reveals to its unfortunate readers that Chris might have harbored similar thoughts, as his ideal wedding also features a My Little Pony menagerie..

After having received a blessing from the best [wo]man [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]], the recently united Chris and [[Ivy]] leave the church where the wedding was held in a carriage pulled by what many trolls speculate to be a badly-drawn [[Wikipedia:List_of_My_Little_Pony characters#Rainbow_Dash|Rainbow Dash]], which is harnessed to the carriage with what appears to be the Boulder Badge from [[Pokémon]].

In [[Sonichu 12]] Robee performs the "Sonic Rainboom", a stunt perfomed in the show when Rainbow Dash goes really fast and makes a rainbow.

Chris has revealed that [[Sonichu 12-9]] (formerly labeled Sonichu 13) will include the self-described ''[[Chris and his Ego|fan-fiction but potentially canon]]'' life story of Night Star.<ref>[[CLog 08142017 - More Positive Content]]</ref><ref>[https://www.patreon.com/posts/sonichu-12-9-14049434?utm_campaign=postshare&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook]</ref> Chris has teased small details of the comic, including equine versions of [[Borb]].<ref>[[:File:NightStarBorb.png]]</ref>

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==Gallery==
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{| class="wikitable collapsible" width="600"
! colspan="4"|The Gallery of My Little Pony Straightness
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!Chris' creation
!Original
![[Card games|TCG card]]
!Notes
|-
|[[File:Chris Pony.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] The original Cheroki-Chan, made with Chris's own [[hair]] and Crayola Fuckin' Model Magic [[File:03-CWC Cheroki-Chan1.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] The improved store-bought Cheroki-Chan
|[[File:Chero.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in Seaspray Pose
|[[File:01-Cheroki-Chan_Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]][[File:02-Cheroki-Chan Card2.jpg|120px|center|text-bottom]][[File:159-ChrokiChan.jpg|120px|center|text-bottom]]
|Chris's depiction of himself as a pony...or rather, a horse- [[Chris and his Ego|too awesome to be a common pony]]. Just as Chris, Cheroki-Chan has a few [[Autism|quirks]], likes to [[Chris and art|draw and color]], but above all, he is [[Death threats|noble and honorable]]. Cheroki-Chan [[Dreams|"creams"]] of finding a [[sweetheart]] for himself, yet is having problems, mainly from being rejected once by that [[Chris and race|multi-green pony]], possibly [[Megan Schroeder|camouflaged]].
|-
|[[File:07-CWC Camo-Flage.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Camo-Flage
|[[File:Camo.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony in [[Wikipedia:List_of_My_Little_Pony_characters#Rainbow_Dash|Rainbow Dash]] pose
|[[File:06-Camo-Flage Card.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]]
|Representation of [[Megan Schroeder]]. She [[Friend zone|rejected]] Cheroki-Chan's advances, and she is Jonhlamence's little sister.<ref>[[:File:12-Johnlamence Card.jpg]]</ref>
|-
|[[File:49-CWC Mimmbo Bo Boruto.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Mimmbo Bo Boruto
|[[File:Mimmbo.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in [[Wikipedia:List_of_My_Little_Pony_characters#Rainbow_Dash|Rainbow Dash]] pose
|[[File:48-Mimmbo Bo Boruto Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|Custom pony based on and made for [[Daniel Mimms]]. ''[[Wikipedia:Naruto|Naruto]]'' is another inspiration.
|-
|[[File:46-CWC Squall Metal Alchamest.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] [[Wikipedia:Full Metal Alchemist|Squall Metal Alchemest]]
|[[File:Squall.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in [[Wikipedia:List_of_My_Little_Pony_characters#Rainbow_Dash|Rainbow Dash]] pose
|[[File:45-Squall Metal Alchemest Card.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]]
|An inter-dimensional pony with [[Barbara|motherly]] issues. Based on [[Wikipedia:Edward Elric|Edward Elric]] from ''[[Wikipedia:Fullmetal Alchemist|Fullmetal Alchemist]]'', though part of the name may come from [[Wikipedia:Squall Leonhart|Squall Leonhart]] of [[Wikipedia:Final Fantasy VIII|''Final Fantasy VIII'']].
|-
|[[File:10-CWC Crystal.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Crystal
|[[File:Crys.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony Cutie Keen Bean
|[[File:09-Crystal Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|Commemorative pony of [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]], Chris's future daughter.
|-
|[[File:13-CWC Johnlamence.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Jonhlamence's cyberwarrior
|[[File:Sala.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in Rarity Unicorn Pose
|[[File:12-Johnlamence Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|Camo-flage's older brother combined with the [[Pokémon]] [[Wikipedia:List of Pokémon (320–386)#Salamence|Salamence]]. Based on Megan's brother [[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue|John]].
|-
|[[File:18-CWC Ty Game2.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Ty Game
|[[File:ty_game.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Rainbow Swirl Pose
|[[File:16-Ty Game Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|[[Video games|Gamer]] Pony. A Christmas gift for Tyler, the son of Tony the Gym Leader.
|-
|[[File:22-CWC Bee-Riana.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Bee Riana
|[[File:Bee reana (yellow with the antena.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Ponies Toola-Roola (left) and Meadowbrook (right)
|[[File:21-Bee-Riana Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|When he bought the two-Ponies-set, Chris took Toola-Roola's antennae and put them on Meadowbrook to create Bee-Riana. A gift for Briana, one of the daughters of Gym Leader Tony.
|-
|[[File:26-CWC Educait.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Educait
|[[File:Edu.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Sunny Daze Pose
|[[File:25-Educait Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|A nerdy Pony. It is of the [[The Wallflower|Wallflower]] type. A gift for Caitlyn, the youngest daughter of Tony the Gym Leader.
|-
|[[File:30-CWC Honeysumerah.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Honeysumerah
|[[File:Honey.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Sweet Breeze Pose
|[[File:29-Honeysumerah Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|Based on a [[Britney Spears|shallow Pop Star]]. "Stickler for a tickler" comes from a throwaway ''[[Family Guy]]'' gag, from [[Wikipedia:When You Wish Upon a Weinstein|"When You Wish Upon a Weinstein"]].
|-
|[[File:33-CWC_Modest_Manna.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Modest Manna
|[[File:Modest.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Sweet Breeze Pose
|[[File:32-Modest Manna Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|[[Anna McLerran|Mormon]] pony.
|-
|[[File:36-CWC Linnhadey.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Linnhadey
|[[File:Lin.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in Beachberry Pose
|[[File:35-Linnhadey Card.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]]
|'[[Autism|Unique]] and [[McDonalds|Lovin' it]]' Pony. Based on Linnea, Anna's friend and co-worker.
|-
|[[File:43-CWC Federico.JPG|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Federico
|[[File:Fede.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in Beachberry Pose
|[[File:42-Federico Card.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]]
|[[Spanish]] Pony. He is annoying because "chicos are chicos."
|-
|[[File:39-CWC Buttonbeck.JPG|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] [[Nudes|Butt]]onbeck
|[[File:Bottom beck.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Diva Pose
|[[File:38-Buttonbeck Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|[[Rosechu|Generic soulless and flavorless]] Pony.
|}
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Exhilarated by the events of BronyCon 2017, Chris produced a number of drawings during and after the event, intended as gifts for panel guests and attendees. Optimistic, on 15 August, he attempted to win back the affections of [[DoopieDoOver]] and voice actor Tabitha St. Germain by sending them art via his Night Star sockpuppet account - he was swiftly blocked again.

<center><gallery>
File:Spike-sonichu.jpg|For Cathy Weseluck
File:Spike_in_a_Pikachu_costume.jpg|For [[Chris and his Ego|attendees]]
File:Night_Star_%26_Wishing_Wasp.jpg|For [[Avalon Porter]]
File:CMC Drawing.jpg|For Michelle Creber, Claire Corlett, and Madeleine Peters
File:KSheridan Drawing.jpg|For Kelly Sheridan
File:Bsalgart.jpg|For Bsalgart (artist)
File:IanMcMurchie.jpg|For Ian McMurchie
File: Spike Sonichu0 1.jpg|Spike reading Equestria's [[Sonichu 0]] (for Cathy Weseluck)
File:Spike Sonichu0 2.jpg|2
File:TabithaDrawing.jpg|<s>For Tabitha St. Germain</s>
File:BubbleGummy.jpg|<s>For [[DoopieDoOver]]</s>
File:StarlightGlimmer2.jpg|Sango/Starlight Glimmer (for Kelly Sheridan)
</gallery></center>

==Fan videos==
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==See also ==
*[[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]]
*[[List of toys]]
*[[BronyCon]]
*[[Christine Doll]]
*[[Unicorn cosplay]]
*[[BronyMate]]

==References==
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==External links==
*''[[Wikipedia:My Little Pony|My Little Pony]]'' at [[Wikipedia]]
*<s> [http://www.megaupload.com/?d=F12XOB4B Chris's MLP collection photoset download] </s> - Dead link.
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Chris and health

2017-10-16T03:48:05Z

Shekelberg:

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{{quote|Eat less [[/cow/|cow]] meat; Grilled Chicken is healthier. [[Pickle|Vegetables]] and [[Fanta|Fruit]] are a must; [[A Hike|Walking]] or [[Father Call|Jogging]] is great exercise daily. Standing helps too; play some ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' on [[Gitar of Fail|Guitar]], you have to stand while playing, and move a bit for fun and movement.|[[Chris]]'s [[Chris and Hypocrisy|ironic]] advice for [[Wikipedia:Ivan Drago|Ivan Drago]]<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Mailbag_2</ref>}}

[[Image:DecayOfManChild.jpg|thumb|Chris in a few years.]]

Chris, as even those with a cursory knowledge of medicine can plainly see, is not in good '''health'''. Considering his [[obesity]], [[Power|lack of exercise]], [[Christopher Paul Whitney reveal|poor nutrition]], [[ShowerClean|refusal to bathe]], and [[Tour of Chris's House|the grave uncleanliness]] of [[Rental House|his]] [[14 Branchland Court|surroundings]], he has an extremely high chance of developing potentially life-threatening medical problems such as cancer, type 2 diabetes, [[Wikipedia:Atherosclerosis|atherosclerosis]], and possibly a premature [[Death|death]].

==Diet and nutrition==
{{main|Obesity}}

[[File:Sonic rainboom $500 1.png|thumb|left|200px|Chris visited McDonalds 10 times in 13 days. It's not even the only fast-food place on the list.]]

[[File:Recycle.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris tends to drink large amounts of soft drinks daily, including ones mixed with [[Navy|a special ingredient]].]]

[[File:Hypnosis for fatter ass.png|thumb|200px|Chris wants to use subliminal hypnosis to make his belly slimmer but his ass fatter.]]

Chris is a known fast food lover, eating either [[McDonald's]] or [[Burger King]] at least once a day. He has been known to dine out up to 4 times a day. The fact that he's merely fat and not morbidly obese with such an awe-inspiring calorific intake and inactive lifestyle suggests a fairly high metabolism, one which will almost certainly not last indefinitely. The frequency of his fast food trips was confirmed in 2015 when a Kiwi Farms user sent him $500 to see what he would do with it.

Chris claims that he cooks for himself 4 or 5 days a week,<ref>[[Mumble 6|Mumble #6]]</ref> making his cooking a major source of his nutrition. He has said that he took Home Ec. classes in school and that he owns cookbooks.<ref>[[IRC (18 December 2008)]]</ref> However, when Jackie asked him to cook spaghetti in a YouTube video--an incredibly basic dish, mind you--he dodged responsibility by claiming that [[Barbara]] had blocked the kitchen up with junk, so he instead mimed the act and microwaved some canned spaghetti and meatballs.<ref>[[SpaghettiRoutine]]</ref> It can be deduced from this that Chris can't or doesn't cook and simply buys microwaveable meals every time he claims to be eating at home.

Many, many times, Chris has been shown to be a glutton for all kinds of food, eating excessively in public places and during parties. His complexion also gives insight into his daily nutrition, often showing various signs of acne and acne scarring. This suggests that Chris never drinks water and that he drinks a lot of [[CWC Cola|carbonated]] [[My Coke Rewards|drinks]] and energy drinks (which have been proven to [[Chris and anger|increase erratic behavior]]<ref>[http://www.naturalnews.com/042974_soda_consumption_brain_function_hyperactivity.html|Natural News]</ref>). His most probable nutritional intake is as follows:

* '''Breakfast:''' Often nothing because he usually [[Biological clock|sleeps from 6 a.m. to noon]], but on the rare occasion he does, he travels to McDonald's or another fast food restaurant with a breakfast menu.
* '''Lunch:''' Something quick at home or fast food.
* '''Dinner:''' Dine out at a fast food place with family, or have a poorly-cooked microwave meal.

[[File:Fat chris.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Chris showing off his gut in [[October 2017]], as an attempt to make [[Jessica Quinn]] regret breaking up with him.]]

In addition, it is believed that Chris's diet is one of the causes for his [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|fecal incontinence]] (the other one being [[List of things Chris has shoved up his ass|ramming stuff]] [[Homos#Evidence that Chris might be gay|in his rectum]]), as chronic constipation can be one cause of fecal incontinence;<ref>[[Wikipedia:Fecal_incontinence#Constipation|Fecal incontinence on Wikipedia]]</ref> casually, it happens that Chris's diet of McDonald's, microwaveable food, and little or no fruit or vegetables is very likely ridiculously low on fiber and thus a sure-fire way of causing constipation, and Chris has been going on with this diet for who knows how many years.

According to Chris, he eats more vegetables than any other food group.<ref>[[Kacey Call 7]]</ref> The veracity of this statement is dubious, given what is known about Chris's medical history and health in general.

In short, Chris is a fatty, yet he denies it, and his food makes him shit himself.

It seems that his diet has finally caught up with him, as it was revealed in the [[Father Call|conversation]] with [[Kacey]]'s father that he was prescribed [[Wikipedia:Atorvastatin|Lipitor]] for his high cholesterol. Chris claims that he stopped taking the drug in the fall of [[2009]], but whether he was being honest (especially given the number of obvious [[lies]] he told about his health in the course of the rest of the call) is uncertain.

In 2016, he began listening to [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]] videos as an attempt to improve his health. He liked videos such as ''Lose Weight Super Fast!'', ''Produce Odorless Farts Fast!'', ''Eliminate Armpit Odor Permanently Fast!'' and ''Lower Your Blood Pressure Fast! Hypertension Treatment''.

In 2017, Chris had a brief online relationship with [[Jessica Quinn]], who has a fat fetish and influenced Chris with it. The Sonichu comic features an obese Rosechu in [[Sonichu 12|issue 12]]. After their breakup, Chris consumed a large bowl of ice cream, then took a side photo of his gut, saying, "THIS!!! Right Here was ALLLLL HERS!!!!!!"<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/October_2017_Facebook_posts#Quinn.27s_missing_out</ref>

===Places where Chris likes to eat===
* [[Country Cookin]]
* [[McDonald's]]
* [[Golden Corral]] (has closed its doors in Charlottesville)
* [[Chick-fil-A]]
* [[Semen|Bedroom]]
* [[Burger King]]

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==Exercise==

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{{quote|[…] while my body is Strong and [[Power]]ful, I am unable to Run Fast without losing breath 10-Seconds in [[Sonic]]-Running Speed.|[[CWCipedia]]<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Private_villa_of_corrupted_citizens#I_DO.21</ref>}}

[[File:Cwcstrongman.JPG|thumb|[[I AM STRONG]]!]]

Chris has not had any regular exercise since leaving [[high school]], and the lack of physical activity has contributed to his already ballooning shape. Since he barely leaves his house and focuses his time on playing [[vidya]], his lack of exposure to the sunlight has left his skin a frightening pallor that starkly contrasts to the dark background of his room, while making videos. Also, most fat people have strong, stocky legs, due to carrying around all that weight, but since Chris very rarely performs any task more physically demanding than [[Guitar Hero|standing up]], his muscles have withered away, leaving a body made almost entirely out of fat, as evidenced by his incredibly thin and weak arms [[Sign Destruction Video|that are incapable of breaking wooden sticks]] and [[Chris Loses It|barely capable of tearing cardboard]].

When questioned about exercise, he regarded standing up and playing ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' as exercise.<ref>[[IRC (03 January 2009)]]</ref> Needless to say, Chris is clearly delusional. In Chris's [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|''PaRappa the Rapper'' contest entry]], where he foolishly chose to dance, he seemed to get tired very easily from dancing for a mere 30 seconds and even stopped recording to take a break (evidenced by the abrupt change of position). While attending [[Fridays After Five]] for a while, he danced in public like a stroke victim, then sat down to rest and play some vidya outdoors. Despite this, in [[WelcometoBollywood]] he is capable of dancing in place for over 7 minutes. Whether or not he did this with the magic of jump cuts remains to be seen.

During the later stages of his infatuation with [[Kacey]], many of Chris's videos showed a growing obsession with his own physical power. Chris apparently believes himself to be a nigh-unstoppable testament to human might, and has made several videos dedicated to flexing and [[30 Push-Ups|feats]] of [[11042009 51 50|strength]], performing Herculean tasks such as lifting boxes of Minute Maid lemonade and almost doing fake push-ups. He appears to believe that he could've defeated both his rivals [[Gregg Mays]] and [[Liquid Chris]] should've it to came to blows, and as such had challenged them to fisticuffs multiple times.

Of course, Chris is once again completely delusional about his own abilities. The push-ups and curls he has struggled to do on camera only serve to demonstrate exactly how hopelessly out of shape he really is. He's so fat and his muscles are so small that it's never clear whether he's actually flexing, and the [[CWCFighter|fighting]] [[Challenge for Clyde|moves]] he's shown us are laughably incompetent. Were Chris to [[I Got A Fish|get his wish]] and physically confront Gregg or Liquid, he would definitely have his ass handed to him.

In the [[Father Call]] and the subsequent [[Kacey and Liquid Call]], Chris made various claims about having taken up jogging. At one point he claimed to jog 5 miles (8 kilometers) a day, but it didn't take long for Kacey and her father to call him out on this obvious lie. The truth is clearly shown in [[Sonichu's Edge]], where Chris runs only a fraction of a mile and had to take 6 breaks to catch his breath, whereas a person in decent health would take a few seconds to jog the same distance without having to stop as often as Chris did.

Chris's lack of muscle tone may stem from hypotonia (lack of muscle tone), which can occur in people on the [[autism]] spectrum,<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypotonia</ref> although it is clear that his poor lifestyle has only exacerbated this.
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==Hygiene==
{{quote|I shower Daily.|Chris<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#C.W.C._Gets_A_Big_Power.21 http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#C.W.C._Gets_A_Big_Power.21]</ref>}}

[[Image:Didyoubathe.JPG|thumb|right|180px|"Did you bathe?" "No"]][[Image:Plusoneshoweroffilth.jpg‎|thumb|left|Where Chris [[Mass debating|marinates in his own filth]].]]

As quoted above, Chris claims to bathe on a daily basis. However, his propensity to lie and reports from people who have interacted with him suggest otherwise. According to [[Emily]], he reeked of "rotten watermelons"; [[Robert Simmons V]] said that he had a variant of the homeless person stank, and field agents have said "body odor masked with gallons of Axe". In fact, it might be that Chris regards [[Axe]] as a substitute for a shower.<ref>In an [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_2/Page_10 ad] Chris made for ''[[Sonichu 2|Sonichu #2]]'' [[Rosechu]] tells [[Sonichu]] that he smells good, and asks him if he bathed, like it's some kind of event. Sonichu replies that he used Axe instead, suggesting that Chris believes that using Axe is an acceptable substitute for a shower or bath.</ref> Rosechu seems to confirm this belief, as upon being told of the Axe usage she makes an awful attempt at suggestive wordplay, suggesting both that using Axe makes Sonichu clean enough for sex and that cheap deodorant has an aphrodisiac effect on Rosechu.

It would appear that Chris compounds this hygiene problem by frequently going for days without changing his clothes; perusal of his videos has shown him wearing the same shirt for several days in a row.<ref>A particularly good example is the series of videos starting with [[12 January 2010]] and ending with [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L]]. The videos in question were shot between 12-15 [[January 2010]], and in all of them Chris wears the same shirt.</ref> It may be that Chris just gets into "nice" clothing to make his videos and as such doesn't get them dirty, allowing for him to use the same ones repeatedly, although this hygienic habit would be at odds with everything else he does.

The condition of his epidermal system is so poor that it's visibly noticeable, even in his [[Chris and cinematography|low quality videos]]. The texture of grease that is probably permanently adhered to his skin creates a disgusting sheen that reflects a significant amount of light. The same goes for his [[hair]], which is in such poor condition that when he allowed it to grow for the [[Tomgirl Pictures]], many strands were clumped together in greasy, sticky locks, looking akin to the long beard of a homeless man. And even when washed, it looks exactly as greasy and unkempt as it did before, as seen in the [[HairDifference]] videos. This neglect will only make his hair fall out even faster than it already is.

This lack of cleanliness, combined with the state of his [[Chris's Room|room]] where he spends almost all his time, means that Chris and his surroundings must smell absolutely ''disgusting''. Chris evidently simply tolerates the horrible odours, perhaps not noticing them anymore. It may be that he has an abnormally weak or insensitive sense of smell; few other things would allow for such living conditions.

Despite his irregular (at best) use of the shower, Chris is reportedly an enthusiastic consumer of hand sanitizer. [[Mimms]] and [[Lucas]] recalled that he would scrub his hands with germ-killing jellied alcohol after every post-card-game handshake at [[The GAMe PLACe]] (doubtlessly offending his victorious opponents) and photographs of Chris at [[Fridays After Five]] suggest that he kept a bottle on hand at all times. Additionally, Mimms and Lucas said in their [[Mimms and Lucas Q&A|Q&A session]] that Chris didn't have any noticeable BO during his time at the GAMe PLACe, suggesting that his odor problems have become more severe in recent years. [[BlueSpike]] also mentions Chris's usage of hand sanitizer throughout [[Julie Reveals Herself]].

One day in September 2014, Chris decided to give himself [[Un-clit|a piercing on his perineum]]. Piercings require constant disinfection while they heal, anywhere on the body, even for very clean people, and so many trolls were concerned that considering Chris's general filthiness and the fact that the location of the piercing would receive very little air, there was a serious risk of infection. In December, he shared another picture of this piercing which showed that, while it wasn't infected, the piercing had begun to reject (''tearing the skin'' in the process). Making lemonade out of lemons, Chris (now in the throes of his transwoman fantasy) noted with pride the tear's semblance to a [[China|vagina]] and actually got it re-pierced, without giving the original wound any longer than about a week to heal. Fortunately, Chris gave up on it after it became clear that the piercing was going to be more hassle than it was worth, and removed it for good before any serious harm was done.
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==Living conditions==

''Main article: [[14 Branchland Court]], [[Rental House]]''

[[File:Ebay violin photo - 22 Jun 2014 - 1.jpg|thumb|Only half a year in and already an inhuman cesspool; quite the accomplishment.]]

Simply put, Chris has spent many years growing acclimated to living in conditions of abject filth and untidiness. The photographs and videos of 14 Branchland Court that he has so unwisely shared with the world showcased to us his filthy bathtub, as well as what appeared to be overflowing bins that looked more like mounds of trash, a kitchen sink overflowing with unwashed plates and cutlery, and even an instance of Chris [[Vivitheg's AIM chat|slipping on cat shit]]. Trolls also managed to [[Rocky Shoemaker call|extract]] from [[Rocky Shoemaker]] that the house was suffering some sort of infestation, which led to [[Bob]] being quarantined after being brought to hospital, and Chris being confined to his room to avoid being bitten. When Chris's last video of the house emerged in the months before the [[Destruction of Chris's House|fire]], it was revealed that the problem had only gotten worse since Bob's passing, with whole rooms literally rendered inaccessible, and some filled almost to the ceiling with items [[Barb]] had hoarded, and with various other rooms reduced to crevices carved into Barb's mountains of junk.

Even after the fire, Chris and Barb have seemingly not amended their habits, as far as housekeeping goes. Photographs of the rental house revealed a steadily growing number of [[Lego]] boxes strewn around, as well as something much more alarming; when Chris was taking photographs of his merchandise for [[eBay]], he inadvertently photographed rat faeces on the carpet as well. When [[Trolls|concerned customers]] pointed this out Chris [[Chris and reality|flatly denied it]], even though [[Honor roll|he had given them photographic proof to the contrary]]. Moreover, after [[Catherine]] visited in [[August 2014]], she recalled seeing junk "piled up to the ceiling" and the dogs not being housebroken and allowed to urinate and defecate in piles of newspaper on the floor. While Chris and Barb returned to the renovated 14 Branchland Court in [[January 2015]], one can only imagine the reaction of the landlord to the state in which they left the house, which, as of [[April 2015]], was still vacant, probably due to the mess they made.

==Vision==
As evidenced by his oversized, [[Pedo-Glasses|aviator-like glasses]], Chris has a vision problem. Judging by pictures of Chris in his youth, it appears that he began wearing glasses around the time he entered high school. The extent of his eyesight problems is anybody's guess. His glasses are often fogged and [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|dirty]], thus simultaneously improving and worsening his sight along different feature dimensions. Chris often takes them off when things are [[Stress|"getting serious"]], but keeps them on to [[Chris and English|read]]. This is evident in the video in which he [[Captain's_Log,_Stardate_February_10th,_2009|reads a letter from Nintendo]], and in the [[Christian_Weston_Chandler's_FUTURE_MESSAGE|"FUTURE MESSAGE"]] video.

One of Chris' relatives, Dr. David Alan Chandler, happens to be an eye doctor whom Chris has seen in the past. The last time Chris was known to have seen him for an appointment was 6 January 2004.

Chris's driver's license has a restrictive condition checked, which commonly means that the driver must wear glasses in order to legally drive. Whether his vision contributed to the [[Son-Chu#Car_trouble|numerous vehicular incidents]] he has been involved in has yet to be seen. However, it is a good bet that Chris should be wearing glasses while driving, for the sake of those sharing the road with him.

In his [[CLog 10042017 - Q&A NO MORE!!!]] video, Chris's left eye is drooping noticeably, which may imply either an early sign of a stroke or substance abuse. Both of these are plausible due to his [[obesity]] and poor nutrition for the former, and his abuse of a black-market drug for the latter.

==Dental health==
{{Main|Fangs}}
[[Image:ChrisCavities.JPG‎|thumb|250px|He's not even afraid to show the gaping cavities at the back of his mouth. Talk about [[honest content]]!]]

Chris's fondness for bearing his [[fangs]] in moments of [[Chris and anger|tard rage]] has revealed substantial dental work, particularly on his back molars, which look to have had most of their surface drilled and filled to deal with cavities. It seems likely that Chris takes about as much care of his teeth as he does any other part of his body, and that he'll be needing crowns and other painful, [[Chris and money|expensive]] dental surgery some time later in his life, assuming he lives that long.

Although it is difficult to tell (partly due to Chris's [[Chris and cinematography|awful camerawork]]), in the few instances we get to see his teeth, they seem to be a strange yellow-brown color, which is likely the result of large consumption of [[Fanta|carbonated drinks]], poor dental hygiene, and his refusal to visit a professional under the influence of his massive [[Chris and his Ego|narcissism]]. He seems to be unwilling to brush his teeth, or at least chew some [[Brand loyalty|Orbit gum]].
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==Cardiovascular health==
[[File:Soysauce on fries.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris thinks this will help him grow his [[manboobs|breasts]]. To be fair, [[obesity|he's not wrong]].]]

In August 2013, Chris indicated that the [[stress]] he's endured has begun to affect his health, citing a symptom of high blood pressure. In 2016, he implied that he has hypertension;<ref>[[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis#Likes]]</ref> this was later confirmed in August 2017, when he stated that he takes prescription medicine for it.<ref>[[August 2017 tweets#Chris' prescribed medication]]</ref>

In September 2017, Chris discussed his new method for growing larger breasts, which involves flavoring his food with soy sauce. As an example, he posted a picture of [[McDonald's]] fries doused in soy sauce.<ref>[[September 2017 tweets#Chris is fat and stupid]]</ref> It is evident that he has conflated soy-based foods with soy sauce, thinking the latter would be a good way to boost estrogen levels. In reality, the phytoestrogens found in soy products do not bind to the body's estradiol receptors, and thus will have no effect on his manboobs. Conversely, the sodium in soy sauce is actually making him fatter due to weight gain and fluid retention, as well as inflicting further damage to his heart, which is already straining under the effects of hypertension.

==Excretory health==
Chris has had a long history of [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|fecal incontinence]]. One factor likely contributing to this is his diet. His continued [[Julie Reveals Herself|abuse]] of his anus and rectum has not helped.

In July 2017, Chris passed his first [[July 2017 tweets#Kidney_stone|kidney stone]]. Obesity and a high intake of sodium are known risk factors,<ref>https://www.urologyhealth.org/urologic-conditions/kidney-stones/causes</ref> and seeing as how both of these apply to Chris, he can expect to see more [[Wikipedia:Calculus (medicine)|calculi]] in the future unless he changes his ways.

As mentioned in the previous section, Chris has revealed that he is now putting soy sauce on everything that is not sweet. In addition to worsening his renal health, when combined with the laxative effects of his intake of twelve prunes a day (part of the same breast growth formula), this is only likely to result in a higher frequency of [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS]].

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==Mental health==
[[Image:Ecp00065.jpg|thumb|Christian Weston Chandler is not a very healthy individual in any sense of the word.]]
[[Chris and psychology|As noted]], Chris has a hostile relationship with psychotherapy, so there is little that can be said about what mental illnesses he has. Because autism isn't nearly enough to explain the full spectrum of his abject psyche, many observers have tried to pin down Chris for a variety of mental illnesses ranging from sociopathy (minus the increase in charisma) to narcissism (ditto), to schizophrenia (signs include his disorganized speech and writing, loss of contact with [[Chris and reality|reality]], and paranoid ideas about being the victim of persecution or "conspiracies" - such as his delusional belief that [[Megan Schroeder]] and [[Michael Snyder]] were somehow responsible for him getting banned from [[Walmart]]).

The one mental failing that debilitates Chris most is his rigid refusal to adapt to his environment. This stubbornness, more than anything else, is what makes him so frustrating to watch—he is incapable of advancing mentally beyond the mind of a ten-year-old with some ''[[Wikipedia:Playboy|Playboy]]'' magazines stuffed under his mattress. Whatever mental problems he may have are only exacerbated by this stubborn inability to mature or even alter his tactics. For over 6 years, he has been led on by various trolls pretending to be [[Sweetheart|young white women]] [[Chris and reality|who are interested in a relationship with him]], and yet he still falls for it time after time. It is Chris's refusal to listen or learn that ensures that he will continue to live in [[Naive|ignorance]], isolation and misery, and until he decides to change, it always will, irrespective of whether his trolls stay interested in him.

It was once thought possible that Chris didn't feel like his life had truly begun, that he was still in the "pre-adult" years — because he remained a [[Virgin with rage|virgin]] into his early 30's, and judging by his [[Autism|oversimplified, black-and-white view of the world]] [[The Adventures of the American Rabbit|tainted]] [[Video games|by]] [[Chris and reality|fiction]] [[Chris and television|and]] [[Chris and brand loyalty|media messages]], [[Chris and sex#Chris and gender|treatment of women]] and [[Chris and sex|stunted understanding of sexual relationships]], because he saw sex not as a biological or recreational function, or an expression of love, but rather as a rite of passage, of sorts, and he therefore believed that he wasn't able to truly be an adult until he had sex. Chris has lost his virginity, however, and as of yet, has made few to no changes that will tangibly improve his life, in fact he has been plunging himself into debt to buy toys, of all things, as well as a new car. Needless to say, no one expects Chris and Barb to be able to afford to keep the car for long.

Since Chris has been pampered and sheltered from basically all forms of outside influence, he lacks experience with the real world. His reaction to the real world can best be seen in his reactions to trolls; instead of dealing with them in a constructive way (taking their advice) or even a neutral way (either ignoring them or getting off the internet), he will freak out, yell at things, blame his autism or the trolls themselves for his shortcomings, and maybe crush a [[sex toys|dildo]].

He also has a peculiar notion that he is slim, broad-shouldered and tan, and that he has a full head of [[hair]] and is generally not creepy. This image comes from two things:

* His mother would always [[Barbara#Pampering_of_Chris|tell him how "handsome" he was]]. This might simply be [[Barbara]] telling her son what all mothers tell their kids.
* He has an [[Wikipedia:Prosopagnosia|inability to remember faces]]. For example, during the [[Blanca]] incidents, trolls used pictures of two different girls to represent Blanca and he never suspected a thing; he thinks that he and [[BILLY MAYS]] would have looked the same if BILLY shaved off his beard. In [[high school]], he had to remember his own appearance by staring in the mirror, leaving his more youthful image of himself branded in his mind.<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_7/Page_24 ''Sonichu'' #7, page 24]</ref> The fact that the only distinguishing features of his cartoon characters are hair and eye color also point to this, although this may just be Chris being a [[Chris and art|shitty artist]].

Some people think that, far from being mentally ill, Chris is just misguided and simply needs to be steered in the right direction. [[White knight|However...]]

In the July 2012 [[This_is_how_the_Trial_went|arraignment]] for his and Barbara's actions at the GAMe PLACe [[28_October_2011|the previous fall]], Chris agreed to a plea bargain, avoiding felony charges and jail time in exchange for, among other things, "mandatory psychological treatment and evaluation," which meant that Chris was forced to undergo legitimate psychiatric treatment (as opposed to simply seeing [[Rocky_Shoemaker|an un-certified pastoral "counselor"]]), or risk being imprisoned. Given that most, if not all of the problems described above persist in some form or another to this day, it seems that Chris reacted to psychiatric treatment in much the same way he reacted to the education system, as it seems that, whatever his psychiatrist said, he took none of it in, probably taking out his [[Ego|anger at being forced to obey the law]] on the psychiatrist by simply refusing to co-operate.

Chris began listening to [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]] videos on YouTube in 2016. On 29 June, he uploaded [[Announcement 06292016|Announcement 06292016-2]], in which he claimed that the music cured his autism:

{{quotebox|Hey [[Fans|fans,]] I forgot one thing to mention. I have- I've actually been on a- subliminal project, as a lot of you- or some of you- might have been... aware of, through my history or whatever... That I try to keep private amongst my YouTube settings.

But I have been enjoying for the past 3 months the "Get Rid of Autism" subliminal. [[Naive|The one that actually works]] in three months so less than [''stutters''] three times per day. 36 times.

I have been doin' that I've actually found myself more mentally capable. I don't- I do not blank out as much, I feel a little bit [[Slow-in-the-minds|faster]] in mental processing... Aaand I feel a whole lot better so with that [''puts out hands''] I'm essentially [[Autism#Autism cured?|cured of autism]]. Oh and also I actually have been able to socialize better out in public, so that's another good deal right there.

I'm gonna put the link underneath this video... And those of y'all with autism... Try for yourself. Three- play it three times, per day... for three months. [''Points to head''] It worked for me. [''Thumbs up'']}}

However, in a November Facebook post, he was back to referring to himself as a "high-functioning autistic person."<ref>[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Hate and fear of Trump and Pence]]</ref>

Chris mentioned in August 2017 that he takes Valium, a drug used to treat [[stress|anxiety and nervousness]].<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/August_2017_tweets#On_wearing_the_unicorn_cosplay_to_church</ref>

{{quote|I took a rest and some valium after I got back home. I feel some recovered, but feel some mild headache now.|Chris, on taking the drug after feeling stress from being told not to wear his [[unicorn cosplay]] at church.}}

==Sexual health==
Bent at a horrifying 45° angle, Chris's [[duck]] is a thing of almost unholy terror. While there has been much speculation as to the cause of this (possibly [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peyronie%27s_disease Peyronie's disease] or the result of engaging in dangerous prone masturbation), it is ultimately a mystery that will probably never be solved. While correctable, the process is expensive and Chris has other, [[Video games|more]] [[Toys|important]] [[Sex toys|things]] on which to spend his (or rather, [[Monthly tugboat|taxpayers']]) money.

In correspondence with [[Jackie]], Chris revealed he was checked for STDs in early [[2010]].<ref>[[Jackie e-mails]]</ref> He didn't have any; [[Virgin|you can probably guess why]].

==Gender transitioning==
{{see also|Tomgirl}}
===Hormone treatment===
[[File:Like budderin bread - credit to Buck Mullet.gif|thumb|Chris believes this is an appropriate form of hormone therapy.]]
Normally, transgender people plan out their gender transitions with doctors to ensure safety throughout the process, especially if they are taking hormones (which can cause health issues unless strictly monitored according to the patient's health profile).

Unfortunately for Chris, he has done the opposite. In 2015, he acquired '''Oestrogel''', a hormone replacement therapy cream meant for [[Barbara Chandler|post-menopausal women]]. It is meant to be prescription-only, but Chris got around the requirement to see a doctor by ordering it through Offshore Pharmacy.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/August_2016_Facebook_posts#House_Cleaning</ref> Oestrogel has health risks, such as fluid retention, weight changes, rise in blood pressure (disastrous for an obese person like Chris) and blood clots,<ref name=healthrisks>[http://www.webmd.com/drugs/2/drug-89430/estrogel-transdermal/details/list-sideeffects Common and Rare Side Effects for Estrogel transdermal]. WebMD</ref> and that is when it is applied properly via a small dosage on the arm once per day. He even managed to fail at following the directions on the package, as shown in [[Oestrogel application and Vibrating Bra, How To.]], in which he slathers the cream onto his stomach "like buttering bread".

[[Kim Wilson]] revealed that he was taking the hormones in May 2015,<ref>[[May 2015 Facebook posts]]</ref> and Chris mentioned the drug again as late as August 2016.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/August_2016_Facebook_posts#House_Cleaning</ref> Throughout 2015-2016, he repeatedly complained, via Facebook posts, of feeling dizzy and ill, but has failed to connect the dots and see that taking over-dosages of a black-market drug without a physician's approval could be a reason for it.

In addition to Oestrogel, Chris has been taking supplements such as vitamins. He purchased a jar of Solaray Female Hormone Blend Vitamins in August 2016,<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/8-10-chris-bought-female-hormone-vitamins.23257/</ref> which is meant to ease menopausal symptoms. [[Arthur Spatchcock]] also learned that, around [[May 2016]], Chris was fond of eating Fenugreek seeds because he believed it would increase his estrogen levels (being unaware that it would have no effect on him, since he is not on estrogen).<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-thoughts-questions.661/page-562#post-1475700</ref>

===Un-clit 2.0===
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In [[July 2016]], Chris posted about [[Un-clit 2.0|a wound on his taint]], announcing that he had gotten it as a result of [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]] and would be growing new labia as a result.

A troll with insider info discovered that Chris had actually '''sliced himself open with a knife in order to free the vagina he thought was growing within him'''.

{{quoteboxgreen|So, Chris was feeling up his junk, and he felt something "growing in". He believed his labia were growing in. He knew, logically, that he probably should let it... ahem... "erupt" on its own, because cutting himself open is crazy and he would probably get in trouble. But one night he was drunk and was sad that someone pointed out he didn't have an actual vagina, so he thought he'd help it along.

In the morning he was very embarrassed and sheepish about it. Chris is fucking lucky he posted about it online, and got pestered into getting help by weens, because if he hadn't, he'd probably end up in the hospital, fighting off a potentially lethal infection.

So technically speaking, in Chris logic, it was indeed a wound, but his vagina was going to come out and the wound would heal and everything would be alright.

It's kind of like he was Brundlewoman and he was pulling off his old ear and face and shit, and the beautiful Pam Anderson Christine would be underneath.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fb-12-21-chris-reminiscences-about-moving-back-into-14bc-after-the-fire.26774/page-7#post-1962817</ref>}}

===Rejected by a blood bank===
In January 2017, Chris complained on Facebook that he had been turned away from a blood drive for being transgender.<ref>[[January 2017 Facebook Posts]]</ref> He stated that the given reason was "the FDA saw to not accept blood from Transgender people, due to the varying levels of testosterone/estrogen balances in our blood." Chris does not realize how medically sensitive patients will be when receiving blood transfusions, and that it would not be in their interests to be taking blood with hormonal imbalances, especially from Chris, whose blood has been affected by the dangerous intake of the unsupervised Oestrogel drug.

==Other deformities==
[[Image:Eye.jpg|thumb|"My left eye is blue, and my right eye is brown-my right is green."<ref>[[CWC Update 13 August 2009]]</ref>]]
Chris also has mild [[heterochromia]], which he claims is the result of pinkeye medicine that he took in high school. However, in a photo of a young Chris, his right eye is green.<ref>[[:Image:0043-YoungChristopher2.jpg]]</ref> He probably tells this story so people think he's [[Autism|special]].

His voice is also a very [[speech Impediment|severe deformity]], ranging in pitch from normal to the sound of a three-year old girl on helium all the way to [[Wikipedia:Gilbert Gottfried|Gilbert Gottfried]]. It has been medically proven that one of the effects of [[Asperger's syndrome]] is a lack of variation in speech such as tone, pitch and accent. It can also work backwards, which could explain Chris's far from normal voice: autistics often have difficulty distinguishing voice tone. In his [[Song of Christian]] video, his voice sounds almost entirely normal and even deeper than later years, except for the occasional times where he recalls [[Wikipedia:List_of_Conker_characters#Conker_the_Squirrel|Conker]] of ''[[Wikipedia:Conker's Bad Fur Day|Conker's Bad Fur Day]]''. However, this voice deformity most likely comes from the fact he has little to no human interaction; such isolation has been proven to change a person's perception of pitch, especially if they're autistic. With enough isolation, this will most likely become permanent.

[[/cwc/|Some]] have pointed out that Chris has an unusually wide [[wikipedia:Nasal septum|septum]], as seen in his [[MySpace]] picture.<ref>[[:File:Myspace.jpg]]</ref> Others go as far as to say he lacks one altogether. The cause of this, like his bent [[duck]], is as yet unknown.

==See also==
*[[Autism]]
*[[Hair]]
*[[Obesity]]
*[[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]]

== Sources ==
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My Little Pony

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{{quote|I recommend buying yourself a My Little Pony figure of your favorite color or whatever. Now, uh, stroking the hair of said pony is very relaxing and therapeutic, and also rubbing it against your cheek. That's... nice.|Chris' advice for young men<ref>[[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]]</ref>}}

[[File:Chris_Chan_Pony.png|thumb|Chris: The original brony.]]
'''''My Little Pony''''' is a line of [[toys]] and animated programs intended for girls aged 4-8, although its [[wikipedia:My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic|most recent incarnation]] has earned favorable acclaim among adults, and a cult following called "bronies", with the other term "pegasisters" used for female fans. Chris is one of the few bronies to exist before the ''My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic'' cartoon gained popularity, and picked up an interest in the franchise after being introduced to it by [[Megan]] in [[2007]], buying several of the toys as well as making custom-made ''My Little Pony'' dolls for his friends. He has since developed an interest in the ''Friendship is Magic'' cartoon.

==Chris and ponies==
[[File:Poorcamo.jpg|thumb|left|One of Chris's ponies, as seen in his [[bedroom]].]]

The homemade ponies vary between being blatant ripoffs of [[anime]] characters, most notably the titular character from ''[[wikipedia:Naruto|Naruto]]'' and [[Wikipedia:Edward Elric|Edward Elric]] from ''[[Wikipedia:Fullmetal Alchemist|Fullmetal Alchemist]]'', and horrible [[Wikipedia:Mary Sue|Mary Sues]] such as [[Cherokee|Cheroki-Chan]], who is clearly based on the [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|comic-book version of Chris]], and Crystal, [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|whose origin is obvious]].

In his infamous [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|FUTURE MESSAGE]], Chris first made his love of My Little Pony known when he recommended to all his viewers that they buy MLP figures of their favorite color to stroke and rub against their cheek, claiming that it was "very therapeutic" and that one could talk to the ponies and pretend that they were girls they wanted to ask out, to help them build confidence. At the time, this was viewed as a very revealing aspect of Chris's life, earning him the mockery of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and [[4chan]] yet again.

In [[CWC Update 18 March 2009 More Updated]], his ''My Little Pony'' figurines can be seen hanging from his ceiling.

Chris used a picture of Applejack from ''Friendship is Magic'' as his [[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia]] forum avatar, although his screen name was modeled after the name of another major character in the series--[[Rainbow]] [[Tomgirl|Dash]].

[[Image:ponyboy.jpg|thumb|Chris's Applejack avatar.]]

A ''Friendship is Magic'' Rainbow Dash toy can be sighted in the background of "[[Correction of EX relationship status]]" and a G3 My Little Pony sticker can be seen on Chris's [[3DS]] in the [[Wristwatch-SwissWatch for Jeremy "Thorg"]] video.

Chris also has a ''Friendship is Magic'' playlist on his [[YouTube]] account that includes all the episodes.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL20EBD1B6E8BB9E6F Chris's ''My Little Pony - Friendship is Magic'' playlist on YouTube]</ref> Considering [[Ghostbusters|his]] [[Transformers|previous]] [[Pokémon|track]] [[The Adventures of the American Rabbit|record]] for loving children's shows, it's not exactly surprising. In the [[Facebook]] note he made on 31 [[March 2012]], he complains about "gum gabbing gossip columnists working for a corrupt editor", which is the plot for the episode [http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/Ponyville_Confidential "Ponyville Confidential"] (which aired not too long before the note was made), the giveaway being that the ''nom de plume'' used in the episode was "Gabby Gums."

On 24 [[April 2012]], Chris wrote a note on his Facebook, calling for the rescue of the ''MLP:FiM'' character "Derpy Hooves", a character who is characterized by her lazy eyes and [[Slow-in-the-minds|comical method of thinking]], whose first speaking appearance in the episode "The Last Roundup" was re-edited because one person (who would later be heavily criticized by the ''MLP:FiM'' fanbase) thought Derpy's voice and personality in said appearance was offensive to the disabled. Naturally, Chris saw it as a vehicle to gain more pity towards him by sympathizing with a character that appeared to have some sort of disorder.

On 26 [[June 2012]], Chris whined about dark pony-related media on his Facebook via [[Twitter]]. He mentioned watching an animated adaption of the infamous fanfiction ''[http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/cupcakes-my-little-pony-fanfiction Cupcakes]'' and SHED.MOV (an episode of HotDiggedyDemon's ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WebAnimation/PonyDotMov PONY.MOV]'' series). He took particular offense at Rainbow Dash, a tomboyish character, being gorily killed in both videos and, in a characteristic fit of fatuous [[Chris and his Ego|egotism]], suggested that it was done because people hate [[Tomgirl Saga|tomboys and tomgirls]]. He went on to rant about the "Dark Parodies" being the reason behind his writer's block, before descending into the usual tirade of hatred against people in general.

In a twist of irony, it was recently discovered that Chris has not one, <ref>[http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL2FD70214E0CF6E92 Jappleack Playlist on Chris' YT account]</ref> but two <ref>[http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL2f2iqihk1im2B1M7ZXJyoCd-gkDLXYCQ Jackie and Jerry playlist on Chris' YT account] </ref> playlists from HotDiggedyDemon, [[Chris and hypocrisy|the creator of SHED.MOV that he hated so much.]] Also, he eventually would share a word of wisdom HotDiggedyDemon posted to his Facebook account that trolls noted would be really useful for himself.

[[File:LegoDerpy.jpg|thumb|150px|left|Chris's Lego pony in question; [[Chris and art|talented]] as always.]]

In 2013, Chris's actions would cause him to become a social pariah to the Brony community by calling out voice actress [[Wikipedia:Tara Strong|Tara Strong]] (who voices Twilight Sparkle on the ''Friendship is Magic'' series) on her "Twilightlicious" video, claiming that she was tainting the name of the characters she had voiced by apparently supporting trolling and bullying. Many trolls had responded that his actions were, to say the very least, ''ridiculous'', due to him [[Autism|misunderstanding the context of her video]] and expecting a well-known celebrity [[Chris and his Ego|to personally answer to him]]. This certainly would have ended in Chris not hearing squat from Tara, had a troll not decided to forward his rant to her Facebook account. This is what she had to say:

{{quotebox|"I don't think I've seen anyone put an ugly spin on something this outrageously for their own attention. Anyone who follows me know that I'm on a huge anti-bullying platform, and even wrote and produced a song about it.

All my "twolling" as we on Twitter call it is completely adorable and makes people smile. Christian's article makes me angry & disappointed. Hope I never meet the guy."}}

In other words, Tara immediately and understandably chastises him despite not meeting him before in her life, saying he's probably someone who would pull this stunt for attention, and makes note of her work in anti-bullying campaigns (which is something Chris would obviously not put any effort into researching). Chris did not respond, but in all likelihood ignored every word of what she said and dismissed her as a '''"DANG, DIRTY TROLL!"''' like he does with anybody who does not [[White knight|enable him]]. Eventually, though, he put her song "Take My Hand" on the [[Three-Quarter Woman]] CD.

[[File:RainbowChrissy.JPG|thumb|right|200px|Chris's Rainbow Dash cosplay.]]
[[File:OmegaconA.jpg|thumb|150px|left|Note his trademark purple sunglasses]]

When the ''[[Wikipedia:My Little Pony: Equestria Girls|Equestria Girls]]'' trailer was released, Chris threw a ''fit'' on Facebook, citing that it would attract ''"[[pedofork|pedofile]] (sic) perverts"'' into the fanbase.<ref>[[:File:Chris-Chan - FB - Equestria Girls.png]]</ref> Never mind that the ''MLP:FiM'' fanbase has always had perverts (not to mention that ''so does every other fanbase in the world'') and he has drawn porn of underage characters in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' 8]]. He then goes on to say that the ''Friendship is Magic'' crew is "Out Of Their Minds", immediately after saying "With All Due Respect," even going so far as to name-drop Lauren Faust, who at that point had left the show more than a year prior. He then comments on his own note, loudly demanding in ALL CAPS that somebody pull the plug on it. Much to the surprise of nobody, Hasbro Studios did not respond to Chris' suggestions. Oh, and he [[Chris and hypocrisy|later "liked" some videos related to the movie online and named it his #2 favorite]].

In [[October 2014]], Chris posted his own [[Lego]] 'Derpy' to his Facebook page.

On [[26 December 2014]], Chris donned a pair of novelty ''My Little Pony'' sunglasses as a "disguise" while vandalizing a''[[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic Boom]]'' display.

On 19 [[January 2015]], a photo was leaked depicting Chris dressed up in a Rainbow Dash costume. His unclean, frazzled appearance unsurprisingly doesn't mix at all with her general character design.

On 29 [[August 2015]], Chris was seen cosplaying, again, at [[OmegaCon]]; this time as "Vinyl Scratch, A.K.A. DJ Pon3!". This time, at least, Chris put a little effort into his costume; nevertheless, the outcome was still horrible.

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===Bronies===
Bronies are the teenage-to-adult males who have become fans of the ''Friendship is Magic'' incarnation of the My Little Pony franchise. While one would think Christian would be proud, or even claim responsibility for, bronies given the contents of his [[FUTURE MESSAGE]], Chris manages to once again defy expectations and common sense. Chris seems to hate all bronies simply because they have [[duck]]s and are therefore [[JERKS]]. When Chris became a tomgirl, he considered himself a pegasister, which adult female fans of ''Friendship is Magic'' are called. It was only matter of time before he started making demands on Facebook for bronies to bow down to their pegasister counterparts. He seems to blame the parts of the fandom which offend him, such as ''PONY.MOV'' (a satirical internet cartoon series which--believe it or not--is an affectionate parody of the show), on the wretched brony MALES and their twisted perversions while assuring himself that the female fans of the show are no doubt responsible for all the elements of the fandom he admires and [[mass debate]]s to.

As of [[BronyCon]] his stance against men who like ponies seems to have softened somewhat. He was photographed smiling in the presence of other men and didn't accuse any of them being discriminatory towards him. However by all accounts (including his own) he still gravitated towards talking toward woman at the convention. Its likely that he secretly still finds men he doesn't know to be offensive, regardless of if they are wearing a pony hat or not. The other possibility is that he simply isn't interested in Bronies because, despite his claims, he is still only interested in socializing for [[china|one thing]] that no man can give him.

==Cutie mark==
[[File:Cutie mark.jpg|thumb|"Being really gross has got to be my destiny, 'cause that's what my cutie mark is telling me."]]

In the ''My Little Pony'' universe, a cutie mark is a symbol on both an individual pony's thighs, representing their special talent and interest. Chris's "special talent", it seems, is being a [[tomgirl]]. Prior to the [[Tomgirl Saga]], Chris likely would have defined himself by his art or perhaps his [[love quest]], but at this point seems to be anchoring his entire personality to his tomgirl status. Somewhat ironic is the fact that despite the implication of tomgirlhood being his special talent, Chris is a [[Tomgirl Pictures|very, ''very'' unconvincing tomgirl]].

In a [[Forgot the Glitter|leaked video]] released on [[February 2012|25 February 2012]], Chris was spotted showing off a drawing on his left thigh which he calls his "cutie mark". It is the combination of the two gender symbols , surprisingly ''not'' having anything to do with [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] for once. It does not seem to be a real tattoo, but instead is drawn on, most likely with his [[Chris and art|felt-tip pens]].

In [[June 2017]], Chris shared the [[:File:NightStarCutieMark.png|result]] of a cutie mark generator quiz to [[Facebook]].<ref>[[June 2017 Facebook posts#Chris's MLP mark]]</ref> Inspired, Chris would later that day use the design to create a [[Night Star|new original character]]. Trolls would underestimate [[NightStar2891|how far he would take this]].

==Ponysona==
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Chris's ponysona is uncreatively named "[[Night Star]]". He has created a second [[Twitter]] account under this name, using it to white knight himself against [[trolls]] and potential [[sweethearts]].

Chris has also created ponysonas for [[Barb]] and [[Bob]]. They names are "Sugar Darling" and "Gallop Crush", respectively.

==BronyCon 2017==
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[[File:Chris' outfit Bronycon day 3.jpg|thumb|200px|left|Chris at BronyCon. As of late September 2017, he is [[Cville Pride|still wearing the unicorn horn]].]]

Chris attended BronyCon 2017 from 11 August to 13 August of that year.

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== Possible cameo ==

[[Image:Ponycwc.png|thumb|Pony Chris and Borb?]]

On 7 October, 2017, a new episode for season 7, entitled "Once Upon a Zeppelin", was released and many people noticed a background pony that looked similar to Chris, and two more in the background that looked similar to [[Barb]] and [[Bob]].

Ironically, the episode's story was about Twilight-Sparkle learning that her parents have won a free zeppelin cruise for their family. Upon boarding, Twilight discovers the cruise to be a vacation experience where the other passengers pay to spend time with her, invading her and her family's privacy.

The pony in question is a grey unicorn, with [[pedo glasses]], a [[Chris and fashion|striped shirt]], and a [[Chris and health|receding light green mane]]. Humorously, he is the only character in the audience to not smile when Twilight announces the winner.

This similarity did not go unnoticed by Chris, who [https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/919228814538002432 posted] on [[Twitter]]:

{{quotebox|I was just made aware of this speculation from the MLP Zappelin [''sic''] episode. I highly doubt that Unicorn was based from myself.}}

{{quotebox|The only way to confirm or bust this is by the testimony from Tara or someone official on the MLP staff.}}

{{quotebox|Aside from that, I would rather be on there, [[Chris and reality|personally voicing my OC pony]], Night Star.}}

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==In the comic==
[[File:Sonichu 12-9 Cover.jpg|thumb|200px|Sonichu 12-9 front cover]]

Like any eight-year-old girl with the hopes of marrying a blue prince in a fairytale wedding with her favorite pony by her side, [[Wedding_Comic|''Sonichu'' Special #2]] reveals to its unfortunate readers that Chris might have harbored similar thoughts, as his ideal wedding also features a My Little Pony menagerie..

After having received a blessing from the best [wo]man [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]], the recently united Chris and [[Ivy]] leave the church where the wedding was held in a carriage pulled by what many trolls speculate to be a badly-drawn [[Wikipedia:List_of_My_Little_Pony characters#Rainbow_Dash|Rainbow Dash]], which is harnessed to the carriage with what appears to be the Boulder Badge from [[Pokémon]].

In [[Sonichu 12]] Robee performs the "Sonic Rainboom", a stunt perfomed in the show when Rainbow Dash goes really fast and makes a rainbow.

Chris has revealed that [[Sonichu 12-9]] (formerly labeled Sonichu 13) will include the self-described ''[[Chris and his Ego|fan-fiction but potentially canon]]'' life story of Night Star.<ref>[[CLog 08142017 - More Positive Content]]</ref><ref>[https://www.patreon.com/posts/sonichu-12-9-14049434?utm_campaign=postshare&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook]</ref> Chris has teased small details of the comic, including equine versions of [[Borb]].<ref>[[:File:NightStarBorb.png]]</ref>

{{clear}}

==Gallery==
<center>
{| class="wikitable collapsible" width="600"
! colspan="4"|The Gallery of My Little Pony Straightness
|-
!Chris' creation
!Original
![[Card games|TCG card]]
!Notes
|-
|[[File:Chris Pony.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] The original Cheroki-Chan, made with Chris's own [[hair]] and Crayola Fuckin' Model Magic [[File:03-CWC Cheroki-Chan1.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] The improved store-bought Cheroki-Chan
|[[File:Chero.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in Seaspray Pose
|[[File:01-Cheroki-Chan_Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]][[File:02-Cheroki-Chan Card2.jpg|120px|center|text-bottom]][[File:159-ChrokiChan.jpg|120px|center|text-bottom]]
|Chris's depiction of himself as a pony...or rather, a horse- [[Chris and his Ego|too awesome to be a common pony]]. Just as Chris, Cheroki-Chan has a few [[Autism|quirks]], likes to [[Chris and art|draw and color]], but above all, he is [[Death threats|noble and honorable]]. Cheroki-Chan [[Dreams|"creams"]] of finding a [[sweetheart]] for himself, yet is having problems, mainly from being rejected once by that [[Chris and race|multi-green pony]], possibly [[Megan Schroeder|camouflaged]].
|-
|[[File:07-CWC Camo-Flage.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Camo-Flage
|[[File:Camo.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony in [[Wikipedia:List_of_My_Little_Pony_characters#Rainbow_Dash|Rainbow Dash]] pose
|[[File:06-Camo-Flage Card.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]]
|Representation of [[Megan Schroeder]]. She [[Friend zone|rejected]] Cheroki-Chan's advances, and she is Jonhlamence's little sister.<ref>[[:File:12-Johnlamence Card.jpg]]</ref>
|-
|[[File:49-CWC Mimmbo Bo Boruto.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Mimmbo Bo Boruto
|[[File:Mimmbo.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in [[Wikipedia:List_of_My_Little_Pony_characters#Rainbow_Dash|Rainbow Dash]] pose
|[[File:48-Mimmbo Bo Boruto Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|Custom pony based on and made for [[Daniel Mimms]]. ''[[Wikipedia:Naruto|Naruto]]'' is another inspiration.
|-
|[[File:46-CWC Squall Metal Alchamest.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] [[Wikipedia:Full Metal Alchemist|Squall Metal Alchemest]]
|[[File:Squall.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in [[Wikipedia:List_of_My_Little_Pony_characters#Rainbow_Dash|Rainbow Dash]] pose
|[[File:45-Squall Metal Alchemest Card.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]]
|An inter-dimensional pony with [[Barbara|motherly]] issues. Based on [[Wikipedia:Edward Elric|Edward Elric]] from ''[[Wikipedia:Fullmetal Alchemist|Fullmetal Alchemist]]'', though part of the name may come from [[Wikipedia:Squall Leonhart|Squall Leonhart]] of [[Wikipedia:Final Fantasy VIII|''Final Fantasy VIII'']].
|-
|[[File:10-CWC Crystal.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Crystal
|[[File:Crys.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony Cutie Keen Bean
|[[File:09-Crystal Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|Commemorative pony of [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]], Chris's future daughter.
|-
|[[File:13-CWC Johnlamence.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Jonhlamence's cyberwarrior
|[[File:Sala.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in Rarity Unicorn Pose
|[[File:12-Johnlamence Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|Camo-flage's older brother combined with the [[Pokémon]] [[Wikipedia:List of Pokémon (320–386)#Salamence|Salamence]]. Based on Megan's brother [[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue|John]].
|-
|[[File:18-CWC Ty Game2.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Ty Game
|[[File:ty_game.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Rainbow Swirl Pose
|[[File:16-Ty Game Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|[[Video games|Gamer]] Pony. A Christmas gift for Tyler, the son of Tony the Gym Leader.
|-
|[[File:22-CWC Bee-Riana.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Bee Riana
|[[File:Bee reana (yellow with the antena.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Ponies Toola-Roola (left) and Meadowbrook (right)
|[[File:21-Bee-Riana Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|When he bought the two-Ponies-set, Chris took Toola-Roola's antennae and put them on Meadowbrook to create Bee-Riana. A gift for Briana, one of the daughters of Gym Leader Tony.
|-
|[[File:26-CWC Educait.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Educait
|[[File:Edu.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Sunny Daze Pose
|[[File:25-Educait Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|A nerdy Pony. It is of the [[The Wallflower|Wallflower]] type. A gift for Caitlyn, the youngest daughter of Tony the Gym Leader.
|-
|[[File:30-CWC Honeysumerah.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Honeysumerah
|[[File:Honey.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Sweet Breeze Pose
|[[File:29-Honeysumerah Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|Based on a [[Britney Spears|shallow Pop Star]]. "Stickler for a tickler" comes from a throwaway ''[[Family Guy]]'' gag, from [[Wikipedia:When You Wish Upon a Weinstein|"When You Wish Upon a Weinstein"]].
|-
|[[File:33-CWC_Modest_Manna.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Modest Manna
|[[File:Modest.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Sweet Breeze Pose
|[[File:32-Modest Manna Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|[[Anna McLerran|Mormon]] pony.
|-
|[[File:36-CWC Linnhadey.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Linnhadey
|[[File:Lin.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in Beachberry Pose
|[[File:35-Linnhadey Card.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]]
|'[[Autism|Unique]] and [[McDonalds|Lovin' it]]' Pony. Based on Linnea, Anna's friend and co-worker.
|-
|[[File:43-CWC Federico.JPG|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Federico
|[[File:Fede.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in Beachberry Pose
|[[File:42-Federico Card.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]]
|[[Spanish]] Pony. He is annoying because "chicos are chicos."
|-
|[[File:39-CWC Buttonbeck.JPG|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] [[Nudes|Butt]]onbeck
|[[File:Bottom beck.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Diva Pose
|[[File:38-Buttonbeck Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|[[Rosechu|Generic soulless and flavorless]] Pony.
|}
</center>

Exhilarated by the events of BronyCon 2017, Chris produced a number of drawings during and after the event, intended as gifts for panel guests and attendees. Optimistic, on 15 August, he attempted to win back the affections of [[DoopieDoOver]] and voice actor Tabitha St. Germain by sending them art via his Night Star sockpuppet account - he was swiftly blocked again.

<center><gallery>
File:Spike-sonichu.jpg|For Cathy Weseluck
File:Spike_in_a_Pikachu_costume.jpg|For [[Chris and his Ego|attendees]]
File:Night_Star_%26_Wishing_Wasp.jpg|For [[Avalon Porter]]
File:CMC Drawing.jpg|For Michelle Creber, Claire Corlett, and Madeleine Peters
File:KSheridan Drawing.jpg|For Kelly Sheridan
File:Bsalgart.jpg|For Bsalgart (artist)
File:IanMcMurchie.jpg|For Ian McMurchie
File: Spike Sonichu0 1.jpg|Spike reading Equestria's [[Sonichu 0]] (for Cathy Weseluck)
File:Spike Sonichu0 2.jpg|2
File:TabithaDrawing.jpg|<s>For Tabitha St. Germain</s>
File:BubbleGummy.jpg|<s>For [[DoopieDoOver]]</s>
File:StarlightGlimmer2.jpg|Sango/Starlight Glimmer (for Kelly Sheridan)
</gallery></center>

==Fan videos==
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| Stardate = 8 March 2012
| Maker = [https://www.youtube.com/user/TheCWCvilleLibrary TheCWCvilleLibrary]
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==See also ==
*[[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]]
*[[List of toys]]
*[[BronyCon]]
*[[Christine Doll]]
*[[Unicorn cosplay]]
*[[BronyMate]]

==References==
<references />
==External links==
*''[[Wikipedia:My Little Pony|My Little Pony]]'' at [[Wikipedia]]
*<s> [http://www.megaupload.com/?d=F12XOB4B Chris's MLP collection photoset download] </s> - Dead link.
[[Category:Hobbies]]
[[Category:Toys]]
[[Category:Television shows]]

Template:People

2017-10-15T07:27:00Z

Shekelberg:

{| id="toc" width="70%" style="text-align:left; clear:both;" align=center
|- style="background:#ccccff" align="center" width="95%"
| '''[[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s people'''
|-
| style="font-size:11px; padding:5px 10px;" |

'''Chris himself:'''
[[Chloe]] |
[[Disguises#Bill Riley|Bill Riley]] |
[[JenkinsJinkies|Junior Jenkins]] |
[[Carlos Chantor]] |
[[Women Only Need Apply - No STD's|Stephanie Bustcakes]] |
[[Night Star]] |
[[TwiSparLicious]]
----

<big>'''[[Chandler family tree|Family]]:'''</big>

'''[[14 Branchland Court|At home]]:'''
[[Bob Chandler]] |
[[Barbara Chandler]] |
[[Patti Chandler]] |
[[Chandler Cats|The Chandler Cats]] |
[[Clover and Snoopy]]

'''[[Chandler Family Tree|Others]]:'''
[[Cole Smithey]] |
[[Aunt Corrina]] |
[[Minor Family Members]] |
[[Daniel Weston]] |
[[Anne Boleyn]]

'''Future:'''
[[Lovely Weather]] |
[[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal Weston Chandler]] |
[[Reginald Chandler]]

----

<big>'''Friends:'''</big>

'''[[Sweethearts]]:'''
[[Blanca Weiss]] |
[[PandaHalo]] |
[[BlueSpike|Julie]] |
[[Ivy]] |
[[Kacey]] |
[[Jackie]] |
[[Catherine]]

'''Minor sweethearts:'''
[[Lori Lopez]] |
[[Hanna]] |
[[Sarah Jackson]] |
[[Emily]] |
[[Vanessa Hudgens]] |
[[Two's company snapshots|Faeryn]] |
[[Jessica Quinn]]

'''Sweethearts-to-be:'''
[[Megan Schroeder]] |
[[The Wallflower]] |
[[DoopieDoOver]]

'''[[Gal-pals]]:'''
[[Sarah Nicole Hammer]] |
[[Laura Dorazio]] |
[[Kellie Andes]] |
[[Tiffany Gowen]] |
[[Anna McLerran]] |
[[Kim Wilson]] |
[[Clare Porter]]

'''[[White knights]]:'''
[[Robert Simmons V]] |
[[Kenneth Erwin Englehardt]] |
[[William Elliott Waterman]]

'''Others:'''
[[Sonichu Girls|Female fanbase]] |
[[Chris and socialization#MLP voice actresses|MLP voice actresses]] |
[[Chris and socialization#In real life|Pokémon club friends]] |
[[Rocky Shoemaker]] |
[[Sam and Ellen]] |
[[Virginia Jeanine Sanford]]

----

<big>'''[[Trolls]]:'''</big>

'''[[The Miscreants]]:'''
[[TheCWCvilleLibrary|Arjen Van Dierten]] |
[[Bryan Bash]] |
[[Clyde Cash]] |
[[Jack Thaddeus]] |
[[Jason Kendrick Howell]] |
[[Joshua Martinez]] |
[[Liquid Chris]] |
[[Lordsillynipples]] |
[[Man in the Pickle Suit]] |
[[Sarah May]] |
[[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]] |
[[Vivian Gee]]

'''The Asperpedia Four:'''
[[Alec Benson Leary]] |
[[Evan Christopher George]] |
[[Mao Ling]] |
[[Sean August Watley]]

'''Famous people:'''
[[BILLY MAYS]] |
[[Jay Z]] |
[[Jimmy Hill]] |
[[Reggie Fils-Aimé]] |
[[Shigeru Miyamoto]] |
[[Takashi Tezuka]]

'''Others:'''
[[Arthur Spatchcock]] |
[[Jeff/Francine]] |
[[Johan]] |
[[LadyOfTheCosmo]] |
[[Thorg]]

----

<big>'''Other enemies:'''</big>

'''[[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]]:'''
[[CADD Chef|Kene Meniru]] |
[[Mary Lee Walsh]]

'''[[Jerkop]]s:'''
[[Bagget]] |
[[Jerkhief]]

'''[[Manajerks]]:'''
[[B-Manajerk]] |
[[Merried Seinor Comic|Kirby]] |
[[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Chris Expresses His Outrage for Walmart|"Lady" Manajerk]] |
[[Michael Snyder]] |
[[ScotPalazzo]] |
[[Turdijerk]] |
[[W-M-Manajerk]] |
[[Yellow-Shirted Foe]]

'''[[The GAMe PLACe]]:'''
[[Daniel Mimms]] |
[[Lucas]]

'''[[Jerks]]:'''
[[Joseph Herring]] |
[[Wes Iseli]]

'''Others:'''
[[Abusive babysitter]] |
[[Adam Stackhouse]] |
[[Bruce Johnson]] |
[[Kathleen]] |
[[Lulu#Ban and assault threats|Lulu.com executives]] |
[[Omar Woodley]] |
[[Pmurt]] |
[[Rob Bell]]

----

<big>'''Miscellaneous:'''</big>

'''Famous people:'''
[[Barack Obama]] |
[[George W. Bush]] |
[[PewDiePie]] |
[[Red Skelton]] |
[[R.L. Stine]]

'''Orbiters:'''
[[A-Logging|A-Log]] |
[[DStecks]] |
[[Michael Hirtes]]

'''Others:'''
[[Caitlin]] |
[[Mia Hamm]] |
[[Ryan Cash]]

'''Inanimate objects:'''
[[Kimmi]] |
[[Naru]] |
[[Officer Nasty]]

|}

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PewDiePie

2017-10-15T07:12:15Z

Shekelberg:

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| image = [[Image:Pewdiepie.jpg|250px|center]]
|header1 = Information
|label1 = Name
|data1 = Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg
|label2 = Also known as
|data2 = PewDiePie
|label3 = Date of Birth
|data3 = 24 October 1989 (age {{Age|1989|10|27}})
|label4 = Gender
|data4 = [[JERK|Male]]
|label5 = Nationality
|data5 = Swedish
|label6 = [[Chris and race|Race]]
|data6 = White
|header7 = Youtube
|data7 = [https://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie PewDiePie]
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'''Felix Kjellberg''', aka '''PewDiePie''' (born 24 October 1989), is a well-known [[YouTube]]r, known for his let's play commentaries and vlogs on YouTube. He started his channel in 2010 and has over 57 million subscribers, with over 16 billion views on his videos. Among his viewers is [[Christian Weston Chandler]].

== First mention ==

Chris first mentioned PewDiePie in his January 2016 video, [[Update 1/29/2016 - There is NO PewDiePie or Felix here whatsoever]], where he tells viewers that he is not, in fact, PewDiePie. This was triggered by [[ween]]s spamming him with emails addressed to the latter. Interestingly enough, Chris had no idea who PewDiePie was, and had to research him online. He has trouble pronouncing the last name, saying "Kuh-zhellberg", "Kilj-berg", and "Kill-berg", instead of the correct pronunciation, which can be approximated in English as "Shell-berg".

== Envy ==

On 13 October 2017, Chris posted on his [[Facebook]], in a "feeling emotional" status, complaining about how jealous he was that PewDiePie got to meet his online girlfriend, fellow YouTuber Marzia Bisognin, in person, still thinking that [[Jessica Quinn]] was a true and honest sweetheart.<ref>https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1546515902109550</ref>

{{quotebox|Ugh! Now I’m jealous of @pewdiepie. He met his Sweerheart Through Facebook, talked a long while, and then met up. Unlike My Sweetie’s feelings about My Fan Base, His Sweetie was Not Intimated by His Fan Base! Ugh!!!}}

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== References ==
<references/>

{{People}}
[[Category:People]]

PewDiePie

2017-10-15T06:16:29Z

Shekelberg: /* Envy */

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| image = [[Image:Pewdiepie.jpg|250px|center]]
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|data2 = PewDiePie
|label3 = Date of Birth
|data3 = 24 October, 1989 (age {{Age|1989|10|27}})
|label4 = Gender
|data4 = [[JERK|Male]]
|label5 = Nationality
|data5 = Swedish
|label6 = [[Chris and race|Race]]
|data6 = White
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Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg, aka '''PewDiePie''', is a well-known [[YouTube]]r, known for his let's play commentaries and vlogs on YouTube. He started his channel in 2010 and has over 57 million subscribers, with over 16 billion views on his videos. Among his viewers is [[Christian Weston Chandler]].

== First mention ==

Chris first mentioned PewDiePie in his January 2016 video, [[Update 1/29/2016 - There is NO PewDiePie or Felix here whatsoever]], where he tells viewers that he is not, in fact, PewDiePie. This was triggered by [[ween]]s spamming him with emails addressed to the latter. Interestingly enough, Chris had no idea who PewDiePie was, and had to research him online. He has trouble pronouncing the last name, saying "Kuh-zhellberg", "Kilj-berg", and "Kill-berg", instead of the correct pronunciation, which can be approximated in English as "Shell-berg".

== Envy ==

On 13 October 2017, Chris posted on his [[Facebook]], in a "feeling emotional" status, complaining about how jealous he was that PewDiePie got to meet his online girlfriend in person, still thinking that [[Jessica Quinn]] was a true and honest sweetheart.<ref>https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1546515902109550</ref>

{{quotebox|Ugh! Now I’m jealous of @pewdiepie. He met his Sweerheart Through Facebook, talked a long while, and then met up. Unlike My Sweetie’s feelings about My Fan Base, His Sweetie was Not Intimated by His Fan Base! Ugh!!!}}

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== References ==
<references/>

{{People}}
[[Category:People]]

Jessica Quinn

2017-10-15T06:12:19Z

Shekelberg: /* Not quite over her */

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|title = Jessica Quinn
|image = [[File:JessicaQuinn.jpg|250px|center]]
|header1 = Information
|label1 = Name
|data1 = Jessica Quinn
|label2 = Also known as
|data2 = [[I am with Sweetheart; Please Respect Us|Jessie]]<br>[[I am with Sweetheart; Please Respect Us|Little Miss Jessie]]<br>[[Lovely Weather]]<br>[[:File:Quinn pony.jpg|Diamond Melody]]
|label4 = Gender
|data4 = Female
|label5 = Nationality
|data5 = American
|label6 = [[Chris and race|Race]]
|data6 = White
}}

'''Jessica Quinn''' was a [[white knight]] and Chris's most recent [[sweetheart]]. The pair experienced a brief breakup on 26 [[September 2017]]. Subsequently, after getting her Facebook account hacked and deleted (according to her), she broke up with Chris a second time on on 5 [[October 2017]]. She had been friends with Chris on Facebook since [[2015]] until the second breakup.

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{{-}}

==Identity==
[[File:Quinntext.jpg|200px|thumb]]

Reasonable doubt has been cast on Quinn's true identity. It is all but confirmed that this is not her real name, and that the account is at most a secondary one.

* Quinn's Facebook profile states that she lives in [[Wikipedia:Orange, Virginia|Orange, Virginia]],<ref>https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100008555173838&fref=ufi&pnref=story</ref> a 25-minute drive from Chris's location in [[Ruckersville]]. However, a public records search has not turned up anyone with her name living there. Furthermore, her [[Facebook]] friends are generally in other cities or countries. The name Quinn may be an alias - a reference to DC Comics' ''[[Wikipedia:Harley Quinn|Harley Quinn]]'' character, of which Jessica has mentioned being a fan.

* In a Facebook comment from 23 September 2017, Quinn posted an image of a private conversation between herself and Chris to provide context for why she called him adorable.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/September_2017_Facebook_posts#Opinion_on_Sachumo.27s_CWC_Documentary</ref> Chris is shown messaging Quinn, "Jessica (insert last name here), I Love You!!!" Quinn might have declined to give Chris her "real" last name, to prevent him from looking her up and discovering her lies.

* On 5 October, after their second breakup, Chris revealed a conversation he had with her that culminated in the breakup. In it, she mentions that her "real Facebook" had been hacked, casting doubt on her entire identity, and making it likely that Chris is oblivious of her actual name and Facebook account. In addition, due to the fact that she had only been using this account instead of her "real" one to converse with Chris, it is likely that she was never serious about their relationship.

[[File:Troll points out Quinn had fake profile.png|200px|thumb]]

*The same day, an anon from [[4chan]] texted Chris:

{{quoteboxred|''cutoff''

Meaning she was not communicating with you on her real page, if it even was
hacked. She's just using it as an excuse to end things. She's just like the rest}}

{{quotebox|I had already known that. She had one profile for her personal and business life, and the other for socializing. Plus she sent me a lot of selfies; These you would never find anywhere online. Also, how did you get that screen cap of when she said all that?

Scratch that question; I forgot
I had posted that cap.}}

*Quinn's photos not being available on reverse image searches is not an indicator of how real she could be. Not every image on the internet will turn up in such searches, due to many sites using robots.txt to block search engines. It is speculated that the troll running the Jessica Quinn account could have found camgirl pictures somewhere on the internet where reverse image searches would not be effective, in a similar method previous [[sweetheart]]s like [[Jackie]] used.

==Before Chris==
[[Image:Jq2014.png|thumb|left|150px|Jessica had way over one million fans before going online in 2014.]]

Jessica's profile on Facebook, before she added Chris, makes her out to be very similar to him in character. Some people think she may have been a [[Wikipedia:Webcam model|camgirl]], based on the risqué photos she would post and her constant whining about guys throwing themselves at her. One thing that may have attracted her to him is the fact that they are, in their own words, "world famous", and she have wanted to be more well known by riding on his infamy.

==Facebook friends==
Chris and Jessica became Facebook friends on 2 [[July 2015]].<ref>[[July 2017 Facebook posts#Friendship with Jessica Quinn]]</ref> According to Jessica, she was aware of Chris' existence for some time prior, before reaching out to him.<ref>[https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=1727533000875189&id=100008555173838&comment_id=1727535477541608&reply_comment_id=1727762914185531&comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22R%22%7D&pnref=story Jess shares her first interactions with Chris]</ref>

Initially, Jessica was known for her frequent comments on Chris's Facebook statuses, attempting to offer him life advice which he rarely, if ever, followed.
Quinn was friends with Chris on Facebook during the [[Un-clit 2.0]] episode, when she [[July 2016 Facebook posts#I have grown a labia!|expressed her discomfort]] upon seeing Chris publicly share an image of his sliced-open taint.

==As a sweetheart==
[[File:CWCJessScreenshot.jpg|thumb|200px|It begins.]]
On 7 [[September 2017]], a few hours after Chris had complained about being depressed over still being single,<ref>[[September 2017 Facebook posts#Still waiting on a Sweetheart]]</ref> Quinn commented, "We need to talk." Later that day, she posted on her Facebook, "Things change", followed by "Jessica Quinn is with Christine Weston Chandler",<ref>http://archive.is/Fpc3x</ref> subsequently updating her relationship status to "It's been complicated with Christine Weston Chandler". Chris also updated his status to "It's been complicated with Jessica Quinn". A commentator asked Quinn if she and Chris were a couple, to which she answered "We're testing the waters."

On 8 September, Chris released a [[I am with Sweetheart; Please Respect Us|video]] in which he claimed that he had started a relationship with Jessica.

Also on the 8th, Chris sent out a tweet asking trolls to respect their relationship. In the same tweet he tagged Quinn's Facebook account.

On the 9th of September Chris posted that "Jessica Quinn = [[Lovely Weather]]; My prediction came true!" He also drew a picture of her.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/September_2017_Facebook_posts#Jessica_Quinn_.3D_Lovely_Weather</ref> One wonders what will happen should this relationship deteriorate.

Based on their Facebook [[September_2017_Facebook_posts#.22Fancy_Greeting.22|interaction]] on 10 September 2017, Chris appears to be less than enthusiastic about finally getting his sweetheart. Jessica seems to be a bit controlling over him, having gotten passive-aggressive about him posting that he likes a voice actress's voice, replying "I'm not upset. Just remember... you're mine. ♥️", along with a photo of her with popped eyes and a general insane-looking visage. Chris immediately jumped to the defensive and made excuses, signifying that this jealousy may be a regular occurrence.

According to Quinn, they planned to meet up on 6 October 2017.<ref>[[September 2017 Facebook posts#Meeting Quinn in October]]</ref> It is speculated that the date was chosen to coincide with the premier of a My Little Pony movie.

On 16 September, Chris drew another picture of Quinn, saying that she would appear in the [[Sonichu comic]].<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/September_2017_Facebook_posts#Jessica_Quinn_.3D_Lovely_Weather</ref> The following day, he drew Quinn as a [[My Little Pony]] OC named Diamond Melody.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/September_2017_Facebook_posts#Quinn_as_a_MLP_OC</ref>

{{quotebox|Second thing for right now: my [[Sweetheart]] and I, both have an MLP OC; we are shipped for real. I'm getting the ball rolling with this fresh piece of the two of us; I would like to see us in other lovingly done art styles. I have seen a LOT of MLP ship art that is Just Amazing. I'm a unicorn with Levitation and other powers; she's a pegasus; Please, Bronies and Pegasisters: Make us look as great as y'all can.}}

Quinn responded to this, "This is so sweet. Thank you for including me hon, I absolutely love it!"

In [[October 2017]], Chris invited Quinn to attend a MLP party - one intended for children - with him on the 7th, which she accepted.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/October_2017_Facebook_posts</ref>

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<gallery>
Image:Jessjealous.png|Jessica is jealous over Chris's obsession with MLP.
Image:Jesslola.png|Being probed about her relationship, and evidence she lurks on the Kiwi Farms.
</gallery>
</center>

===Advice for Chris===

Since becoming a sweetheart, Jessica has dispensed valuable advice to Chris, on topics such as how to handle the [[trolls]].

===Defending Chris===

On many occasions, Jessica has defended Chris against criticism on social media.

On 11 [[September 2017]], Chris tweeted an image of text written by Quinn as a Facebook comment three days earlier,<ref>https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=1727533000875189&id=100008555173838&comment_id=1727535477541608&reply_comment_id=1727758944185928&comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22R2%22%7D</ref> to VimHomeless,<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/907411088903467008</ref> in the hopes that Doopie and the rest of the [[Planet Dolan]] crew would somehow change their opinions of him.

{{quotebox|There was nothing serious going on between Christine and Doopie. She's upset that people blew things out of proportion and assisted in ruining nothing more than a relationship with a fellow artist that she would realistically never meet in real life. She isn't hung up on someone she's never met.}}

After Chris revealed his new [[Chris and health#Cardiovascular health|diet involving soy sauce and prunes]], Quinn dissuaded [[Kim Wilson]] from giving useful health advice to Chris, arguing that he should not be discouraged from trying it, as "she's a [[obesity|big]] girl and can make these decisions on her own".

===Fat fetishism===
Many of Quinn's Facebook likes indicate that she has a fat fetish. She appeared to be influencing Chris with it. While Jessica was his sweetheart, Chris drew a storyline for [[Sonichu 12]] in which [[September 2017 Patreon posts#Fat Rosechu|Rosechu gets fat]]. In his [[CLog_10042017_-_Q%26A_1#Question_12:_About_the_Rosechu_weight_gain|first Q&A video]] and on Facebook,<ref name=icecream>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/October_2017_Facebook_posts#Quinn.27s_missing_out</ref> he confirmed that the storyline was influenced by Quinn; after their second breakup, Chris made a [[Jessica Quinn#She's missing out|bizarre series of posts]] on [[Facebook]] that revealed the extent to which he was influenced by this fetish.

Quinn encouraged Chris on his [[September 2017 tweets#Chris is fat and stupid|method for growing larger breasts]], which consists of flavoring his already sodium-enriched food with soy sauce. The extra sodium simply adds water weight to a person's figure, giving the appearance of being fatter. She was also allegedly "turned on" by pictures of [[Layla]] being fed.

<center><gallery>
Quinn facebook likes.png|A screencap of Quinn's liked pages on Facebook.
</gallery></center>

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==First breakup==

[[Image:Chris-bullshit.png|thumb|200px|Chris makes excuses for his stalking of other women on Twitter.]]

On 26 September, Quinn broke up with Chris, changing her Facebook profile to say that she was single.<ref>[[:File:Quinn single.png]]</ref> Chris changed his to "It's complicated", dropping Quinn's name.<ref>[[:File:Chris It's complicated.png]]</ref>

Chris posted on his profile,

{{quotebox|Why did I lie? To protect from a truth?Why did I sneak? To hide from the bullies? NOT worth it when your hearts are on the line.}}

He then photographed and filmed himself crying, uploading the video in place of his Facebook display picture. In it, he whines:

{{quotebox|Jessica, I'm so sorry. I don't want to lose you.}}

This video would once again be used for the same purpose during their second breakup.

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Quinn commented,
{{quoteboxred|"You lied because you thought you could get away with it! You can't blame "bullies" or anyone else but yourself for this. I trusted you. 😡"}}

{{clear}}

<center>
<gallery>
Chris crying over Quinn.jpg|Chris's new profile image.
Jesscanttrustanyone.png|Quinn being comforted by others over the breakup.
Jessscreenshots.png
Quinn mad.jpg‎|Quinn is mad.
</gallery>
</center>

===Back together===
[[Image:Chris-lazycastpodcast.png|thumb|200px|Chris notes that he will stop listening to LazyCast.]]

Five hours later, Chris and Quinn each changed their relationship statuses back to "It's been complicated" with the other. Chris then linked to LazyCast episode 10 (a podcast series with [[DoopieDoOver]] as a member) and claimed that he would no longer watch it, to which Quinn approved.

{{quotebox|With due respect, this one was the last @LazyCastPodcast I'll hear; cutting my ties. I'm sorry for unsubscribing.}}
{{quoteboxred|Thank you. You made the right choice.}}

Later, Chris unfollowed Doopie and [[Nowacking]] from his [[TwiSparLicious]] sockpuppet account and LazyCast from his Patreon.

It can be assumed that Quinn temporarily broke up with Chris because he had continued to creep on voice actresses over Twitter using the TwiSparLicious account. Quinn claiming to have screenshots of something, saying "it's someone who has been very clearly lying to me," and Chris and Quinn's commentary after getting back together, suggests this to be the case.

==Second breakup==
{{see also|October 2017 Facebook posts#Quinn breaks up with Chris again}}

[[File:Quinnbreakup oct5th.jpg|200px|thumb|Chris's screencap of a conversation between himself and Quinn shortly prior to the breakup.]]

On 5 [[October 2017]], Quinn broke up with Chris again after claiming trolls from the [[Kiwi Farms]] forum hacked into her main Facebook account. This was allegedly as a direct result of Chris making his [[CLog 10042017 - Q&A 1|Kiwi Farms Q&A video]].

Jessica then deactivated her Facebook page, to which Chris made two videos in response. In [[IMG 5424|the first]], he pleaded with Jessica to text him and explain what had happened, giving out his phone number. [[CLog 10042017 - Q&A NO MORE|The second]], directed to the trolls he believes to be responsible for the breakup, is largely an incoherent, [[anger]]-fueled tirade. In addition, [[CWCki Forums#I CURSE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU ALL!!! To Hell, Back, Hell, Back, and Hell Again!!!|a post]] was made on the Farms, in which Chris angrily lambasts the same trolls. Unbeknownst to him, members of the Farms were not responsible for the hack, and evidence is lacking to show that the hack did, in fact, actually happen.

[[File:Quinn reacts to IMG 5424.png|thumb|160px|left|Quinn angrily reacts to [[IMG 5424]].]]

Subsequently, Quinn's account was briefly reactivated, in order for her to explain her reasons for ending the relationship, before being deleted once again. Chris's relationship status on Facebook remains "It's complicated".

Chris later posted a conversation between him and Quinn shortly before the breakup, showing that Quinn had instructed him not to interact with the Farms, in the fear that the trolls would in the process be given "an open invite to ruin [their] lives" and affect her reputation personally and professionally. He captioned the image:
{{quotebox|You have the rest of your life to think about it. Goodbye 😠 - Jessica}}

He revealed that he thought he could trust the trolls in a post:
{{quotebox|You think you can trust Some People, after some time has past, and they’re forgiven. But then, they Back Stab You Again!!!}}

[[File:Chris vs Kim Wilson Oct 2017.png|200px|thumb|Chris rages at Kim.]]

Upon receiving consolation by [[Kim Wilson]], Chris lashed out against her in a series of Facebook comments.

Chris then went to [[Barb|his mother]] for consolation, posting her response.
{{quotebox|Jessica Quinn, if you read this message, from my mother, Barbara Anne Weston Chandler, she offers this wisdom unto you:

“Things Can be fixed, but broken hearts suffer, please, give Christine another chance.”}}
In his typical fashion, [[William Elliott Waterman]] made a completely irrelevant comment on a plush toy in the background.
{{quoteboxyellow|Look at the pikachu. I used to have one of those.}}

This was proceeded by even more Facebook rants:

{{quotebox|When your [[Heart Level|heart gets broken]], you feel like you have only 24 hours left to live. You have More than That to live for!}}
{{quotebox|Past the Assertive Phase; Now I am in the Aggressive phase. I wanna Beat a Frigging Internet Troll Up!!!}}

Chris then linked a video, "J. Geils Band - Centerfold", with the caption:
{{quotebox|I am the Infamous Centerfold That EVERY STALKER FOLLOWS; Soo Intimidating to Everyone! Nobody wants to be around me, because of those bloody fans of mine. AAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}

He then added on in another post.
{{quotebox|To Add to my Previous Post: This Is [[True and Loyal Fanbase|Celebrity]] Infamy Discrimination!!!}}

Finally, before retiring for the night, he changed his profile picture to the same video he used during the first breakup.

<center><gallery>
File:Barb reacts to Quinn.jpg|Barb reacts to the breakup.
</gallery></center>

===Just friends===
[[File:Quinn I'll take you back Oct 6th.png ‎|thumb|200px|The first post by the fake account.]]
The next day, on 6 October, a fake Jessica Quinn profile emerged,<ref>https://archive.fo/Bvvrv</ref> shared Chris's profile video and commented,

{{quoteboxgreen|I'm so sorry Chris :( I'll take you back}}

After the post was discussed on Kiwi Farms, Jessica Quinn reactivated her Facebook profile.

She then removed most of the content from it, supposedly for the narrative of "damage control" from the "hack." Her status was changed to "single," however.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sorry-ill-take-you-back-10-06-2017.34971/page-5#post-2657240</ref>

Chris then posted,

{{quotebox|How I am feeling right now... Yep; I’m window-staring into the cosmos, and praying, pondering. My heart...

[[File:Chris pondering.jpg |150px]]}}

Quinn replied,

{{quoteboxred| Christine, I'm sorry for all the madness this has caused. I want you to know that I do care about you which is why I reached out to you earlier through messenger. Anyone else like that person who posted under a fake account earlier is just trying to further mess this up. You know how to reach me and I'll be leaving this account up solely for you if you need to talk. I'm still here for you as a friend but I don't know how to deal with all of this.}}

Not long after the above comment, the fake account said,

{{quoteboxgreen|I know I said we'd just be friends but I changed my mind. Chris, Id like to be your girl again :)}}

The real Quinn deactivated her account again shortly after. The fake one also followed suit.

===She's missing out===

[[File:Icecream1.jpg|thumb|200px|[[Chris and health|Diabetes]] in a cup.]]

The next day, Chris visited an ice cream joint in town, posting incrementally ridiculous pictures of the food, his own stomach, and panels of ''Sonichu'' while whining that Quinn was missing out on all he had. Interestingly, Chris points out that Quinn was "turned on" by his drawings of an obese Rosechu. Also notable is the fact that the [[unicorn cosplay]] was donned once again by Chris on his day out, likely in a bid to relive good memories of [[BronyCon|days past]].

The first post was of a photo showing a cup of ice cream, topped with gummies, strawberries, cream, and chocolate sprinkles.
{{quotebox|Tell you what, She's Missing Out!!! We could have Shared This!!!}}

He described his meal as:
{{quotebox|Good!!! Like a Fruity Top with Chocolate Sandwiched between Strawberry Tart, Kiwi flavored, And Birthday Cake on the Bottom!!!}}

Chris then posted two bizarre panels of his comic, showing [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] feeding [[Rosechu (character)|Rosechu]], who ballooned to a size rivalling that of [[Barb]]. This post is notable for being the first direct confirmation of Quinn's feeder fetish.

{{quotebox|And NOW! I am Having All This To MYSELF! She could have fed me! She could have Watched [[Obesity|My Belly Grow]]! For her thing, like Kip enjoys for herself in Her Awesome and Fun Stories! "Breakfast With Sister" and "No Lunch Break"! Really Good and Funny!!! We Shared That, Jessie and I!!!!}}

Another shot of ''Sonichu'' was posted, this time of [[Layla]] being fed by [[Punchy Sonichu]]. The panels shown originate from [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], and Quinn was allegedly aroused by it. If this is true, it would mean that on top of having a feeder fetish, she is also a [[Giant Penis Comic|furry]].

{{quotebox|She was Turned On with This from "Sonichu #9!!! I Like this Couple-Sharing Idea!!!!!}}

[[File:Fat chris.jpg|thumb|275px|left|Chris's belly used to be all Quinn's.]]

Chris then decided to broadcast his enormous girth to the world, commenting:
{{quotebox|THIS!!! Right Here was ALLLLL HERS!!!!!!}}

The final photo of the series was one of Chris himself with his palm on his forehead, captioned:
{{quotebox|This Brain Freeze, Right Here!!! Is On Her Conscious!!!}}

All posts, except for the last, were accompanied with "feeling discorded". Chris removed all the feeder posts from his Facebook timeline a while later.<ref>[[October_2017_Facebook_posts#Quinn.27s_missing_out]]</ref>

{{-}}

<center>
<gallery>
File:Sonichu feeder1.png|Rosechu gets fat.
File:Fatrosechu1.jpg|The first image of Rosechu posted.
File:Fatrosechu2.jpg|The second image.
File:Sonichu feeder2.png|Layla is fed.
File:Chris shows off his stomach.png|It could have ''all'' been hers.
File:Icecream2.jpg|Brain freeze, ft. [[unicorn cosplay]].
</gallery>
</center>

He then took to Twitter:

{{quotebox|Waiting for my [[Chris and socialization#In real life|FRIENDS]] to watch the MLP Movie With! My Girlfriend is unsurprisingly Absent! She Broke Up With Me, because of my Fan Base!!!<ref>[[October 2017 tweets#No GF for movie date]]</ref>
}}

===Not quite over her===

On 12 October, 2017, Chris posted on Twitter and Facebook:

{{quotebox|*sigh*

I miss her... — feeling melancholy}}

It was initially unclear who he missed, seeing as how he was still stalking Doopie and had recently tried contacting [[Megan]].

A day later he clarified who he meant, by posting:

{{quotebox|I Miss My Sweetheart! You Bullying People Scared Her Off!!! Night Star and Diamond Melody are Still a Loving Couple!}}

{{quotebox|Should ANYONE’s Fan Base Have to be intimidating about that person to Anyone Else?!!! Is My Fan Base That God-Awful? 😭 God, Help Us. }}

{{quotebox|By the way, Please Do Not Message me pretending to be her; I will not respond; I am not falling for it. — feeling melancholy}}

Later, he said,

{{quotebox|Ugh! Now I’m jealous of @[[PewDiePie|pewdiepie]]. He met his Sweerheart Through Facebook, talked a long while, and then met up. Unlike My Sweetie’s feelings about My Fan Base, His Sweetie was Not Intimated by His Fan Base! Ugh!!!}}

On 15 October:

{{quotebox|I miss Jessica. You Trolls Scared Her Off by either Hacking or Reporting her Facebook. You Uncouth Cads!}}

Unfortunately, this means Chris has learned nothing, not realizing an online girlfriend is a troll, blaming other people for his misfortunes, and thinking that fictional characters actually exist in another dimension.

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<gallery>
Missing-her.png
Jess-bullied.png
</gallery>
</center>

==Relationship with Kiwi Farms==

There is evidence which suggests she lurks on the [[Kiwi Farms]] troll forum.

In [[April 2016]], a [[Kiwi Farms]] user commented on Chris exclaiming "Totes Swag!" in a status update, saying "We should introduce Chris to urbandictionary or other sources of hep lingo the kids are using nowadays. I want Chris to start calling everything hella." The next day, Quinn commented on Chris's update with "That's hella cool!"<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/whats-been-going-on-with-jessica-quinn.34063/page-9#post-2581872</ref>

In September 2017, after Kiwi Farms user "Moonman's Son" [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/i-chatted-with-jessica-chriss-new-sweetheart.34093/ leaked a private conversation] between himself and Quinn, she messaged him once more, addressing him with his username on the Farms and saying that she was done talking to him.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/i-chatted-with-jessica-chriss-new-sweetheart.34093/#post-2584257</ref>

There was [https://kiwifarms.net/members/schmessica-schminn.14648/ an account] created on the forum under the same name, but it was subsequently edited, with the username changed and every post deleted by moderators.

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==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
Image:JessicaQuinnArt.jpg|Art by Chris.
File:Quinn body .jpg|How Quinn would have appeared in the [[Sonichu comics]].
File:Quinn pony.jpg|As a [[My Little Pony]] named Diamond Melody.
File:Quinn CWC ponies.jpg|With [[Night Star]].
File:JessicaQuinnEquestriaGirl.jpg|As an ''Equestria Girl''.
File:Jessicas.png|Her Facebook gallery, showcasing numerous selfies.
File:JessicaQuinn2.jpg|"Just remember, you're mine."
File:Jessisreal.PNG|Chris says that Jessie is real, and hints at an IRL meet up.
File:Quinn single.png|Quinn's Facebook, post-breakup.
File:Chris It's complicated.png|Chris's Facebook at the same time.
File:Jess-new-profile.png|Quinn's new Facebook profile picture after the first breakup.
</gallery></center>

{{clear}}

==References==
<references/>

{{Sweethearts}}
{{People}}

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[[Category:Gal pals]]

Jessica Quinn

2017-10-15T06:05:23Z

Shekelberg: /* Not quite over her */

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|title = Jessica Quinn
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|header1 = Information
|label1 = Name
|data1 = Jessica Quinn
|label2 = Also known as
|data2 = [[I am with Sweetheart; Please Respect Us|Jessie]]<br>[[I am with Sweetheart; Please Respect Us|Little Miss Jessie]]<br>[[Lovely Weather]]<br>[[:File:Quinn pony.jpg|Diamond Melody]]
|label4 = Gender
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|label6 = [[Chris and race|Race]]
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'''Jessica Quinn''' was a [[white knight]] and Chris's most recent [[sweetheart]]. The pair experienced a brief breakup on 26 [[September 2017]]. Subsequently, after getting her Facebook account hacked and deleted (according to her), she broke up with Chris a second time on on 5 [[October 2017]]. She had been friends with Chris on Facebook since [[2015]] until the second breakup.

__TOC__

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==Identity==
[[File:Quinntext.jpg|200px|thumb]]

Reasonable doubt has been cast on Quinn's true identity. It is all but confirmed that this is not her real name, and that the account is at most a secondary one.

* Quinn's Facebook profile states that she lives in [[Wikipedia:Orange, Virginia|Orange, Virginia]],<ref>https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100008555173838&fref=ufi&pnref=story</ref> a 25-minute drive from Chris's location in [[Ruckersville]]. However, a public records search has not turned up anyone with her name living there. Furthermore, her [[Facebook]] friends are generally in other cities or countries. The name Quinn may be an alias - a reference to DC Comics' ''[[Wikipedia:Harley Quinn|Harley Quinn]]'' character, of which Jessica has mentioned being a fan.

* In a Facebook comment from 23 September 2017, Quinn posted an image of a private conversation between herself and Chris to provide context for why she called him adorable.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/September_2017_Facebook_posts#Opinion_on_Sachumo.27s_CWC_Documentary</ref> Chris is shown messaging Quinn, "Jessica (insert last name here), I Love You!!!" Quinn might have declined to give Chris her "real" last name, to prevent him from looking her up and discovering her lies.

* On 5 October, after their second breakup, Chris revealed a conversation he had with her that culminated in the breakup. In it, she mentions that her "real Facebook" had been hacked, casting doubt on her entire identity, and making it likely that Chris is oblivious of her actual name and Facebook account. In addition, due to the fact that she had only been using this account instead of her "real" one to converse with Chris, it is likely that she was never serious about their relationship.

[[File:Troll points out Quinn had fake profile.png|200px|thumb]]

*The same day, an anon from [[4chan]] texted Chris:

{{quoteboxred|''cutoff''

Meaning she was not communicating with you on her real page, if it even was
hacked. She's just using it as an excuse to end things. She's just like the rest}}

{{quotebox|I had already known that. She had one profile for her personal and business life, and the other for socializing. Plus she sent me a lot of selfies; These you would never find anywhere online. Also, how did you get that screen cap of when she said all that?

Scratch that question; I forgot
I had posted that cap.}}

*Quinn's photos not being available on reverse image searches is not an indicator of how real she could be. Not every image on the internet will turn up in such searches, due to many sites using robots.txt to block search engines. It is speculated that the troll running the Jessica Quinn account could have found camgirl pictures somewhere on the internet where reverse image searches would not be effective, in a similar method previous [[sweetheart]]s like [[Jackie]] used.

==Before Chris==
[[Image:Jq2014.png|thumb|left|150px|Jessica had way over one million fans before going online in 2014.]]

Jessica's profile on Facebook, before she added Chris, makes her out to be very similar to him in character. Some people think she may have been a [[Wikipedia:Webcam model|camgirl]], based on the risqué photos she would post and her constant whining about guys throwing themselves at her. One thing that may have attracted her to him is the fact that they are, in their own words, "world famous", and she have wanted to be more well known by riding on his infamy.

==Facebook friends==
Chris and Jessica became Facebook friends on 2 [[July 2015]].<ref>[[July 2017 Facebook posts#Friendship with Jessica Quinn]]</ref> According to Jessica, she was aware of Chris' existence for some time prior, before reaching out to him.<ref>[https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=1727533000875189&id=100008555173838&comment_id=1727535477541608&reply_comment_id=1727762914185531&comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22R%22%7D&pnref=story Jess shares her first interactions with Chris]</ref>

Initially, Jessica was known for her frequent comments on Chris's Facebook statuses, attempting to offer him life advice which he rarely, if ever, followed.
Quinn was friends with Chris on Facebook during the [[Un-clit 2.0]] episode, when she [[July 2016 Facebook posts#I have grown a labia!|expressed her discomfort]] upon seeing Chris publicly share an image of his sliced-open taint.

==As a sweetheart==
[[File:CWCJessScreenshot.jpg|thumb|200px|It begins.]]
On 7 [[September 2017]], a few hours after Chris had complained about being depressed over still being single,<ref>[[September 2017 Facebook posts#Still waiting on a Sweetheart]]</ref> Quinn commented, "We need to talk." Later that day, she posted on her Facebook, "Things change", followed by "Jessica Quinn is with Christine Weston Chandler",<ref>http://archive.is/Fpc3x</ref> subsequently updating her relationship status to "It's been complicated with Christine Weston Chandler". Chris also updated his status to "It's been complicated with Jessica Quinn". A commentator asked Quinn if she and Chris were a couple, to which she answered "We're testing the waters."

On 8 September, Chris released a [[I am with Sweetheart; Please Respect Us|video]] in which he claimed that he had started a relationship with Jessica.

Also on the 8th, Chris sent out a tweet asking trolls to respect their relationship. In the same tweet he tagged Quinn's Facebook account.

On the 9th of September Chris posted that "Jessica Quinn = [[Lovely Weather]]; My prediction came true!" He also drew a picture of her.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/September_2017_Facebook_posts#Jessica_Quinn_.3D_Lovely_Weather</ref> One wonders what will happen should this relationship deteriorate.

Based on their Facebook [[September_2017_Facebook_posts#.22Fancy_Greeting.22|interaction]] on 10 September 2017, Chris appears to be less than enthusiastic about finally getting his sweetheart. Jessica seems to be a bit controlling over him, having gotten passive-aggressive about him posting that he likes a voice actress's voice, replying "I'm not upset. Just remember... you're mine. ♥️", along with a photo of her with popped eyes and a general insane-looking visage. Chris immediately jumped to the defensive and made excuses, signifying that this jealousy may be a regular occurrence.

According to Quinn, they planned to meet up on 6 October 2017.<ref>[[September 2017 Facebook posts#Meeting Quinn in October]]</ref> It is speculated that the date was chosen to coincide with the premier of a My Little Pony movie.

On 16 September, Chris drew another picture of Quinn, saying that she would appear in the [[Sonichu comic]].<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/September_2017_Facebook_posts#Jessica_Quinn_.3D_Lovely_Weather</ref> The following day, he drew Quinn as a [[My Little Pony]] OC named Diamond Melody.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/September_2017_Facebook_posts#Quinn_as_a_MLP_OC</ref>

{{quotebox|Second thing for right now: my [[Sweetheart]] and I, both have an MLP OC; we are shipped for real. I'm getting the ball rolling with this fresh piece of the two of us; I would like to see us in other lovingly done art styles. I have seen a LOT of MLP ship art that is Just Amazing. I'm a unicorn with Levitation and other powers; she's a pegasus; Please, Bronies and Pegasisters: Make us look as great as y'all can.}}

Quinn responded to this, "This is so sweet. Thank you for including me hon, I absolutely love it!"

In [[October 2017]], Chris invited Quinn to attend a MLP party - one intended for children - with him on the 7th, which she accepted.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/October_2017_Facebook_posts</ref>

<center>
<gallery>
Image:Jessjealous.png|Jessica is jealous over Chris's obsession with MLP.
Image:Jesslola.png|Being probed about her relationship, and evidence she lurks on the Kiwi Farms.
</gallery>
</center>

===Advice for Chris===

Since becoming a sweetheart, Jessica has dispensed valuable advice to Chris, on topics such as how to handle the [[trolls]].

===Defending Chris===

On many occasions, Jessica has defended Chris against criticism on social media.

On 11 [[September 2017]], Chris tweeted an image of text written by Quinn as a Facebook comment three days earlier,<ref>https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=1727533000875189&id=100008555173838&comment_id=1727535477541608&reply_comment_id=1727758944185928&comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22R2%22%7D</ref> to VimHomeless,<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/907411088903467008</ref> in the hopes that Doopie and the rest of the [[Planet Dolan]] crew would somehow change their opinions of him.

{{quotebox|There was nothing serious going on between Christine and Doopie. She's upset that people blew things out of proportion and assisted in ruining nothing more than a relationship with a fellow artist that she would realistically never meet in real life. She isn't hung up on someone she's never met.}}

After Chris revealed his new [[Chris and health#Cardiovascular health|diet involving soy sauce and prunes]], Quinn dissuaded [[Kim Wilson]] from giving useful health advice to Chris, arguing that he should not be discouraged from trying it, as "she's a [[obesity|big]] girl and can make these decisions on her own".

===Fat fetishism===
Many of Quinn's Facebook likes indicate that she has a fat fetish. She appeared to be influencing Chris with it. While Jessica was his sweetheart, Chris drew a storyline for [[Sonichu 12]] in which [[September 2017 Patreon posts#Fat Rosechu|Rosechu gets fat]]. In his [[CLog_10042017_-_Q%26A_1#Question_12:_About_the_Rosechu_weight_gain|first Q&A video]] and on Facebook,<ref name=icecream>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/October_2017_Facebook_posts#Quinn.27s_missing_out</ref> he confirmed that the storyline was influenced by Quinn; after their second breakup, Chris made a [[Jessica Quinn#She's missing out|bizarre series of posts]] on [[Facebook]] that revealed the extent to which he was influenced by this fetish.

Quinn encouraged Chris on his [[September 2017 tweets#Chris is fat and stupid|method for growing larger breasts]], which consists of flavoring his already sodium-enriched food with soy sauce. The extra sodium simply adds water weight to a person's figure, giving the appearance of being fatter. She was also allegedly "turned on" by pictures of [[Layla]] being fed.

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Quinn facebook likes.png|A screencap of Quinn's liked pages on Facebook.
</gallery></center>

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==First breakup==

[[Image:Chris-bullshit.png|thumb|200px|Chris makes excuses for his stalking of other women on Twitter.]]

On 26 September, Quinn broke up with Chris, changing her Facebook profile to say that she was single.<ref>[[:File:Quinn single.png]]</ref> Chris changed his to "It's complicated", dropping Quinn's name.<ref>[[:File:Chris It's complicated.png]]</ref>

Chris posted on his profile,

{{quotebox|Why did I lie? To protect from a truth?Why did I sneak? To hide from the bullies? NOT worth it when your hearts are on the line.}}

He then photographed and filmed himself crying, uploading the video in place of his Facebook display picture. In it, he whines:

{{quotebox|Jessica, I'm so sorry. I don't want to lose you.}}

This video would once again be used for the same purpose during their second breakup.

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Quinn commented,
{{quoteboxred|"You lied because you thought you could get away with it! You can't blame "bullies" or anyone else but yourself for this. I trusted you. 😡"}}

{{clear}}

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Chris crying over Quinn.jpg|Chris's new profile image.
Jesscanttrustanyone.png|Quinn being comforted by others over the breakup.
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Quinn mad.jpg‎|Quinn is mad.
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</center>

===Back together===
[[Image:Chris-lazycastpodcast.png|thumb|200px|Chris notes that he will stop listening to LazyCast.]]

Five hours later, Chris and Quinn each changed their relationship statuses back to "It's been complicated" with the other. Chris then linked to LazyCast episode 10 (a podcast series with [[DoopieDoOver]] as a member) and claimed that he would no longer watch it, to which Quinn approved.

{{quotebox|With due respect, this one was the last @LazyCastPodcast I'll hear; cutting my ties. I'm sorry for unsubscribing.}}
{{quoteboxred|Thank you. You made the right choice.}}

Later, Chris unfollowed Doopie and [[Nowacking]] from his [[TwiSparLicious]] sockpuppet account and LazyCast from his Patreon.

It can be assumed that Quinn temporarily broke up with Chris because he had continued to creep on voice actresses over Twitter using the TwiSparLicious account. Quinn claiming to have screenshots of something, saying "it's someone who has been very clearly lying to me," and Chris and Quinn's commentary after getting back together, suggests this to be the case.

==Second breakup==
{{see also|October 2017 Facebook posts#Quinn breaks up with Chris again}}

[[File:Quinnbreakup oct5th.jpg|200px|thumb|Chris's screencap of a conversation between himself and Quinn shortly prior to the breakup.]]

On 5 [[October 2017]], Quinn broke up with Chris again after claiming trolls from the [[Kiwi Farms]] forum hacked into her main Facebook account. This was allegedly as a direct result of Chris making his [[CLog 10042017 - Q&A 1|Kiwi Farms Q&A video]].

Jessica then deactivated her Facebook page, to which Chris made two videos in response. In [[IMG 5424|the first]], he pleaded with Jessica to text him and explain what had happened, giving out his phone number. [[CLog 10042017 - Q&A NO MORE|The second]], directed to the trolls he believes to be responsible for the breakup, is largely an incoherent, [[anger]]-fueled tirade. In addition, [[CWCki Forums#I CURSE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU ALL!!! To Hell, Back, Hell, Back, and Hell Again!!!|a post]] was made on the Farms, in which Chris angrily lambasts the same trolls. Unbeknownst to him, members of the Farms were not responsible for the hack, and evidence is lacking to show that the hack did, in fact, actually happen.

[[File:Quinn reacts to IMG 5424.png|thumb|160px|left|Quinn angrily reacts to [[IMG 5424]].]]

Subsequently, Quinn's account was briefly reactivated, in order for her to explain her reasons for ending the relationship, before being deleted once again. Chris's relationship status on Facebook remains "It's complicated".

Chris later posted a conversation between him and Quinn shortly before the breakup, showing that Quinn had instructed him not to interact with the Farms, in the fear that the trolls would in the process be given "an open invite to ruin [their] lives" and affect her reputation personally and professionally. He captioned the image:
{{quotebox|You have the rest of your life to think about it. Goodbye 😠 - Jessica}}

He revealed that he thought he could trust the trolls in a post:
{{quotebox|You think you can trust Some People, after some time has past, and they’re forgiven. But then, they Back Stab You Again!!!}}

[[File:Chris vs Kim Wilson Oct 2017.png|200px|thumb|Chris rages at Kim.]]

Upon receiving consolation by [[Kim Wilson]], Chris lashed out against her in a series of Facebook comments.

Chris then went to [[Barb|his mother]] for consolation, posting her response.
{{quotebox|Jessica Quinn, if you read this message, from my mother, Barbara Anne Weston Chandler, she offers this wisdom unto you:

“Things Can be fixed, but broken hearts suffer, please, give Christine another chance.”}}
In his typical fashion, [[William Elliott Waterman]] made a completely irrelevant comment on a plush toy in the background.
{{quoteboxyellow|Look at the pikachu. I used to have one of those.}}

This was proceeded by even more Facebook rants:

{{quotebox|When your [[Heart Level|heart gets broken]], you feel like you have only 24 hours left to live. You have More than That to live for!}}
{{quotebox|Past the Assertive Phase; Now I am in the Aggressive phase. I wanna Beat a Frigging Internet Troll Up!!!}}

Chris then linked a video, "J. Geils Band - Centerfold", with the caption:
{{quotebox|I am the Infamous Centerfold That EVERY STALKER FOLLOWS; Soo Intimidating to Everyone! Nobody wants to be around me, because of those bloody fans of mine. AAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}

He then added on in another post.
{{quotebox|To Add to my Previous Post: This Is [[True and Loyal Fanbase|Celebrity]] Infamy Discrimination!!!}}

Finally, before retiring for the night, he changed his profile picture to the same video he used during the first breakup.

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File:Barb reacts to Quinn.jpg|Barb reacts to the breakup.
</gallery></center>

===Just friends===
[[File:Quinn I'll take you back Oct 6th.png ‎|thumb|200px|The first post by the fake account.]]
The next day, on 6 October, a fake Jessica Quinn profile emerged,<ref>https://archive.fo/Bvvrv</ref> shared Chris's profile video and commented,

{{quoteboxgreen|I'm so sorry Chris :( I'll take you back}}

After the post was discussed on Kiwi Farms, Jessica Quinn reactivated her Facebook profile.

She then removed most of the content from it, supposedly for the narrative of "damage control" from the "hack." Her status was changed to "single," however.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sorry-ill-take-you-back-10-06-2017.34971/page-5#post-2657240</ref>

Chris then posted,

{{quotebox|How I am feeling right now... Yep; I’m window-staring into the cosmos, and praying, pondering. My heart...

[[File:Chris pondering.jpg |150px]]}}

Quinn replied,

{{quoteboxred| Christine, I'm sorry for all the madness this has caused. I want you to know that I do care about you which is why I reached out to you earlier through messenger. Anyone else like that person who posted under a fake account earlier is just trying to further mess this up. You know how to reach me and I'll be leaving this account up solely for you if you need to talk. I'm still here for you as a friend but I don't know how to deal with all of this.}}

Not long after the above comment, the fake account said,

{{quoteboxgreen|I know I said we'd just be friends but I changed my mind. Chris, Id like to be your girl again :)}}

The real Quinn deactivated her account again shortly after. The fake one also followed suit.

===She's missing out===

[[File:Icecream1.jpg|thumb|200px|[[Chris and health|Diabetes]] in a cup.]]

The next day, Chris visited an ice cream joint in town, posting incrementally ridiculous pictures of the food, his own stomach, and panels of ''Sonichu'' while whining that Quinn was missing out on all he had. Interestingly, Chris points out that Quinn was "turned on" by his drawings of an obese Rosechu. Also notable is the fact that the [[unicorn cosplay]] was donned once again by Chris on his day out, likely in a bid to relive good memories of [[BronyCon|days past]].

The first post was of a photo showing a cup of ice cream, topped with gummies, strawberries, cream, and chocolate sprinkles.
{{quotebox|Tell you what, She's Missing Out!!! We could have Shared This!!!}}

He described his meal as:
{{quotebox|Good!!! Like a Fruity Top with Chocolate Sandwiched between Strawberry Tart, Kiwi flavored, And Birthday Cake on the Bottom!!!}}

Chris then posted two bizarre panels of his comic, showing [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] feeding [[Rosechu (character)|Rosechu]], who ballooned to a size rivalling that of [[Barb]]. This post is notable for being the first direct confirmation of Quinn's feeder fetish.

{{quotebox|And NOW! I am Having All This To MYSELF! She could have fed me! She could have Watched [[Obesity|My Belly Grow]]! For her thing, like Kip enjoys for herself in Her Awesome and Fun Stories! "Breakfast With Sister" and "No Lunch Break"! Really Good and Funny!!! We Shared That, Jessie and I!!!!}}

Another shot of ''Sonichu'' was posted, this time of [[Layla]] being fed by [[Punchy Sonichu]]. The panels shown originate from [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], and Quinn was allegedly aroused by it. If this is true, it would mean that on top of having a feeder fetish, she is also a [[Giant Penis Comic|furry]].

{{quotebox|She was Turned On with This from "Sonichu #9!!! I Like this Couple-Sharing Idea!!!!!}}

[[File:Fat chris.jpg|thumb|275px|left|Chris's belly used to be all Quinn's.]]

Chris then decided to broadcast his enormous girth to the world, commenting:
{{quotebox|THIS!!! Right Here was ALLLLL HERS!!!!!!}}

The final photo of the series was one of Chris himself with his palm on his forehead, captioned:
{{quotebox|This Brain Freeze, Right Here!!! Is On Her Conscious!!!}}

All posts, except for the last, were accompanied with "feeling discorded". Chris removed all the feeder posts from his Facebook timeline a while later.<ref>[[October_2017_Facebook_posts#Quinn.27s_missing_out]]</ref>

{{-}}

<center>
<gallery>
File:Sonichu feeder1.png|Rosechu gets fat.
File:Fatrosechu1.jpg|The first image of Rosechu posted.
File:Fatrosechu2.jpg|The second image.
File:Sonichu feeder2.png|Layla is fed.
File:Chris shows off his stomach.png|It could have ''all'' been hers.
File:Icecream2.jpg|Brain freeze, ft. [[unicorn cosplay]].
</gallery>
</center>

He then took to Twitter:

{{quotebox|Waiting for my [[Chris and socialization#In real life|FRIENDS]] to watch the MLP Movie With! My Girlfriend is unsurprisingly Absent! She Broke Up With Me, because of my Fan Base!!!<ref>[[October 2017 tweets#No GF for movie date]]</ref>
}}

===Not quite over her===

On 12 October, 2017, Chris posted on Twitter and Facebook:

{{quotebox|*sigh* I miss her... — feeling melancholy}}

It was initially unclear who he missed, seeing as how he was still stalking Doopie and had recently tried contacting [[Megan]].

A day later he clarified who he meant, by posting:

{{quotebox|I Miss My Sweetheart! You Bullying People Scared Her Off!!! Night Star and Diamond Melody are Still a Loving Couple!}}

{{quotebox|Should ANYONE’s Fan Base Have to be intimidating about that person to Anyone Else?!!! Is My Fan Base That God-Awful? 😭 God, Help Us. }}

{{quotebox|By the way, Please Do Not Message me pretending to be her; I will not respond; I am not falling for it. — feeling melancholy}}

Later, he said,

{{quotebox|Ugh! Now I’m jealous of @[[PewDiePie|pewdiepie]]. He met his Sweerheart Through Facebook, talked a long while, and then met up. Unlike My Sweetie’s feelings about My Fan Base, His Sweetie was Not Intimated by His Fan Base! Ugh!!!}}

On 15 October:

{{quotebox|I miss Jessica. You Trolls Scared Her Off by either Hacking or Reporting her Facebook. You Uncouth Cads!}}

Unfortunately, this means Chris has learned nothing, not realizing an online girlfriend is a troll, blaming other people for his misfortunes, and thinking that fictional characters actually exist in another dimension.

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Missing-her.png
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==Relationship with Kiwi Farms==

There is evidence which suggests she lurks on the [[Kiwi Farms]] troll forum.

In [[April 2016]], a [[Kiwi Farms]] user commented on Chris exclaiming "Totes Swag!" in a status update, saying "We should introduce Chris to urbandictionary or other sources of hep lingo the kids are using nowadays. I want Chris to start calling everything hella." The next day, Quinn commented on Chris's update with "That's hella cool!"<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/whats-been-going-on-with-jessica-quinn.34063/page-9#post-2581872</ref>

In September 2017, after Kiwi Farms user "Moonman's Son" [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/i-chatted-with-jessica-chriss-new-sweetheart.34093/ leaked a private conversation] between himself and Quinn, she messaged him once more, addressing him with his username on the Farms and saying that she was done talking to him.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/i-chatted-with-jessica-chriss-new-sweetheart.34093/#post-2584257</ref>

There was [https://kiwifarms.net/members/schmessica-schminn.14648/ an account] created on the forum under the same name, but it was subsequently edited, with the username changed and every post deleted by moderators.

{{clear}}

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
Image:JessicaQuinnArt.jpg|Art by Chris.
File:Quinn body .jpg|How Quinn would have appeared in the [[Sonichu comics]].
File:Quinn pony.jpg|As a [[My Little Pony]] named Diamond Melody.
File:Quinn CWC ponies.jpg|With [[Night Star]].
File:JessicaQuinnEquestriaGirl.jpg|As an ''Equestria Girl''.
File:Jessicas.png|Her Facebook gallery, showcasing numerous selfies.
File:JessicaQuinn2.jpg|"Just remember, you're mine."
File:Jessisreal.PNG|Chris says that Jessie is real, and hints at an IRL meet up.
File:Quinn single.png|Quinn's Facebook, post-breakup.
File:Chris It's complicated.png|Chris's Facebook at the same time.
File:Jess-new-profile.png|Quinn's new Facebook profile picture after the first breakup.
</gallery></center>

{{clear}}

==References==
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{{Sweethearts}}
{{People}}

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[[Category:Gal pals]]

PewDiePie

2017-10-15T06:05:20Z

Shekelberg: /* Envy */

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| title = PewDiePie
| image = [[Image:Pewdiepie.jpg|250px|center]]
|header1 = Information
|label1 = Name
|data1 = Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg
|label2 = Also known as
|data2 = PewDiePie
|label3 = Date of Birth
|data3 = 24 October, 1989 (age {{Age|1989|10|27}})
|label4 = Gender
|data4 = [[JERK|Male]]
|label5 = Nationality
|data5 = Swedish
|label6 = [[Chris and race|Race]]
|data6 = White
|header7 = Youtube
|data7 = [https://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie PewDiePie]
}}

Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg, aka '''PewDiePie''', is a well-known [[YouTube]]r, known for his let's play commentaries and vlogs on YouTube. He started his channel in 2010 and has over 57 million subscribers, with over 16 billion views on his videos. Among his viewers is [[Christian Weston Chandler]].

== First mention ==

Chris first mentioned PewDiePie in his January 2016 video, [[Update 1/29/2016 - There is NO PewDiePie or Felix here whatsoever]], where he tells viewers that he is not, in fact, PewDiePie. This was triggered by [[ween]]s spamming him with emails addressed to the latter. Interestingly enough, Chris had no idea who PewDiePie was, and had to research him online. He has trouble pronouncing the last name, saying "Kuh-zhellberg", "Kilj-berg", and "Kill-berg", instead of the correct pronunciation, which can be approximated in English as "Shell-berg".

== Envy ==

On 13 October 2017, Chris posted on his [[Twitter]] and [[Facebook]], complaining about how jealous he was that PewDiePie got to meet his online girlfriend in person, still thinking that [[Jessica Quinn]] was a true and honest sweetheart.<ref>https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1546515902109550</ref>

{{quotebox|Ugh! Now I’m jealous of @pewdiepie. He met his Sweerheart Through Facebook, talked a long while, and then met up. Unlike My Sweetie’s feelings about My Fan Base, His Sweetie was Not Intimated by His Fan Base! Ugh!!! — feeling emotional.}}

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== References ==
<references/>

{{People}}
[[Category:People]]