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== Flipnote Hatena return ==

So... how many <s>days</s> <s>hours</s> minutes before he's banned? --[[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] 04:57, 25 July 2010 (UTC)
:Well, they've been up for almost 12 hours now. He must have flown under the mod's radar. That's going to change since we're now aware of this development. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 05:04, 25 July 2010 (UTC)

And will we get many more badly drawn, idiotic animations? Also what is the general opinion of what we want to happen here? Do we want to report him so he will get banned again and rage, or do we want to see where he goes with this? -- [[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 05:02, 25 July 2010 (UTC)
* Already reported his water maze dream. May as well to be perfectly honest. Besides, I don't think we'll get anything new, and I would love to see him rage about Flipnote Hatena Moderators for banning him because he is BAwwwwwtistic. Jump on the Pickle train, destination, Chris. [[User:Chris_Pickles|Chris_Pickles]] 02:33 25, July 2010 (UTC)

Knowing how fast Chris got banned from Flipnote Hatena(what was it, a week or two before he got perma-banned?), it will probably be even shorter. I mean, does he seriously think he can get back on and no one will notice? He's a real tool if he thinks Trolls aren't going to mess with him or report him, and an idiot if he thinks that the Moderators on FH wont notice his shenanigans and kick him right off. Also, how did he get around the ban? He must be using a library computer or something, or bought a new DS just to get around it. [[User:Chris_Pickles|Chris_Pickles]] 01:37 25, July 2010

SakuraBlossom is posting again. Apparently she had the watery maze dream too. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 06:38, 25 July 2010 (UTC)

:Any chance of a link to her channel? This sounds interesting. -- [[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 07:32, 25 July 2010 (UTC)
::*http://flipnote.hatena.com/mobile/9C6792D0F3618798@DSi/ is SakuraBlossom's profile. She gave him a butt-tonne of stars just before. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 15:02, 25 July 2010 (UTC)
:::* Thanks. -- [[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 15:58, 25 July 2010 (UTC)

'''Hey guys. Delabonte here. I don't want to have to be the one to point out the obvious but you all have Autism so here goes. How about you not report Chris this time? Haven't you realised that getting him banned from one of his few outlets is completely retarded? I know you think you're achieving something, but you are achieving the wrong thing. Think about it carefully. What was funnier, when he was making these cartoons or when he vanished and did nothing?''' --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 12:04, 25 July 2010 (UTC)

:Thanks for the sorely-needed message (and the protip), but I fear it may be too late as some have already taken the initiative to rat him out. Even without the dumbasses prematurely ending our fun, I'm sure it's just a matter of time until Chris gets HIMSELF in trouble with the mods. In the meantime, let's see if he catches a hold of a certain cherry flower who wants to be his heartsweet. --[[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] 14:09, 25 July 2010 (UTC)
:*As far as we know, he hasn't responded to Sakura aside from in email. Still, it's important he not find out, or he could discover the woman who had the watery maze dream too... That would be a disaster. Also, I do agree; quit reporting him. It's funnier if/when he gets banned because of his own actions. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 15:08, 25 July 2010 (UTC)
::*Anybody who reports Chris is a moron. Also, this means he bought another DSi. And that's just sad.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 15:21, 25 July 2010 (UTC)

Update: Flipnotes previously reported to be taken down are (surprise) back up again. Oh Chris. (Hopefully this time around the trolltards won't do any reporting.) --[[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] 01:53, 27 July 2010 (UTC)

== New tweets ==

Yeah. Chris has tweeted yet again, promoting his Sonichu Modnation crap and asking for ‘5-Star Votes’. No mention of Flipnote or anything related, though.--[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 08:02, 26 July 2010 (UTC)

== Where is Chris? ==

It seems like he has been pretty inactive lately. There have been no new updates since July 26th. I wonder what he is doing. What is he up to? Any thoughts?
-Interested bystander 08/10/2010
*Chris is playing [[ModNation Racers]]. He has been for quite a while. Nothing will happen for some time. Same thing happened when he got LBP. Also, you don't have to type your name out and stuff. Just put 4 tildes (~) after your message and it will sign your post for you. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 22:35, 10 August 2010 (PDT)

This quiet spell is killing me, someone go fire a petrol bomb through his house, get some reaction.. anything! If i lived within 3 hours of him, swear to god i'd be there everyday with my camera staking him out. --[[User:Bentduck|Bentduck]] 04:47, 12 August 2010 (PDT)
:*Heh. The thing is... doing stuff that would make anyone RAEG (or at least, respond with huge amounts of emotion and anger) isn't really what's funny. The funny thing is doing [[Miyamoto|something]] [[Liquid|really]] [[Asperchu|minor]] that wouldn't phase anyone else, or would even amuse them, then watching him explode with disproportionate tard rage. There's also this tiny, niggling doubt in the back of my mind that... unless it actually hit Chris's room, or his car, or his parents raged at him for it (therefore inconveniencing him), he honestly wouldn't care. He'd just call it 'sad' or something. Chris really only cares about himself. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 04:59, 12 August 2010 (PDT)

Maybe Chris is still getting into stupid shit, but we're not seeing it. Maybe he was already banned from FAF for being a creep. We can't know at this point, but the possibility that we're missing out on some heavy shit is pretty frustrating. --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 02:28, 15 August 2010 (PDT)

For some reason I am really interested in the whole Chris saga. I find him to be a pretty interesting person. I wish I lived near him so I could actually see him in action or actually talk to him. I tried adding him on facebook but apparently he never checks his facebook anymore. [[User:Interested bystander|Interested bystander]] 12:54, 16 August 2010 (PDT)

I swear this whole 2 year saga is like the best thing on the internet, but even so a lot of it has been dominated by quite spells. Then he'll release a new episode and in a whirlwind of shit and comeuppance he'll find his new sweetheart (I.E. any girl who dares to even acknowledge his existence, besides his mother.). Until then we just got be patient. [[User:Open the udder|Open the udder]] 15:34, 24 August 2010 (PDT)

== Not a forum crackdown ==

Given recent events, I'm starting to get pissed about people who are using CWCki as a forum. Next person to do any of the follow (list not inclusive): posting trolling plans, posting personal comments on videos (like commenting how stupid Chris is), or pretty much '''anything that is not pertaining to improvement of the article will result in temporary bans.''' If you have any questions about this, feel free to contact me. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 14:58, 17 August 2010 (PDT)
*champ, despite you being the most cwcki leader of all cwcki things, to be honest, you're not doing a very good job of enforcing this. you SHOULD call it a forum crackdown. you should call it Crackdown: The End of All Things: The Movie [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 18:29, 17 August 2010 (PDT)

== He has returned ==

Dry spell officially over? --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 06:05, 27 August 2010 (PDT)

* That has still yet to be seen, but it appears so... I would, however, expect more video's soon in the immediate future given how much Chris has obsessed over his 10 year high-school reunion. When he finds out it isn't going to happen or he wasn't invited, there will definitely be some more videos (either of him crying about how the Greene County School board conspired to keep him out of the reunion, or raging against the school itself for not inviting him). Keep your eyes peeled, this high school reunion whining has the potential to become a saga in itself --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 06:10, 27 August 2010

if not the reunion this "trollbusters" alone could be another ego trip worth laughing at[[User:Mr.moose|Mr.moose]] 09:26, 27 August 2010
==Death of the Beloved PS3==
I don't understand why Chris destroyed his PS3... isn't formating the drive mean he just deleted all the data on the hard drive? I mean I realize he had a ton of shit on there but, now he has to buy a new one when he couldve just started from scratch with his old one... Anyone mind elaborating on this?[[User:Open the udder|Open the udder]] 01:21, 30 August 2010 (PDT)
:This is either a gross overreaction to losing his hard drive (most of the content on which could easily be replaced, such as comics, songs, and purchased content.) or a somewhat extreme attempt at <s>re</s>gaining a social life. It actually reminds me of when I was a kid and I lost one of my Pokemon due to a trading glitch and came to the retarded conclusion that I should just wipe my entire save file. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 12:10, 30 August 2010 (PDT)
:: who knows. my guess is that he will probably buy another one eventually with his tugboat
:::What about the rumors that he was trying to collect a bounty from trolls. [[User:Abyssal|Abyssal]] 22:37, 31 August 2010 (PDT)
::::Rumors and nothing more. --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 06:01, 1 September 2010 (PDT)
Speaking of unsubstantiated rumors, I also heard that Chris's PSN is active again. Can anyone confirm? --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 06:32, 1 September 2010 (PDT)

==Chris spotted at Fashion Square...Again.==
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34ueHWOKMh0 The guy who made the FAF vids posted this.]

Any thoughts? --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 17:13, 31 August 2010 (EST)

: He looks almost normal. Interesting... -[[User:Captainhowdy|Captainhowdy]] 14:26, 31 August 2010 (PDT)

:Same orange shirt from this weekend's second video. I wonder if he's giving up on the trucker vest. Kind of disappointing, really, in the plain old slacks and a t-shirt he just looks like a garden-variety fat dude. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 14:27, 31 August 2010 (PDT)
::Chris is seriously not aging well. The more normal he dresses, the more obvious his poor health becomes. What I see is a mass of orange filth, and from that mass, four scrawny, sickly limbs have sprouted. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 15:09, 31 August 2010 (PDT)
:::Maybe it's 'cos I live in the South. Take him out of the clown shirt and Chris isn't all that unusual down here. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 16:14, 31 August 2010 (PDT)
The way he's sitting suggests he's "spreading his plumage" just like his Captain Morgan pose with the muscle bra at FAF. He still fucking believes he's the apex of masculinity and women will flock to him if he makes himself visible. Of course, the only thing he's showcasing sitting like that is his gut and man boobs.

Should we add this to the [[Attraction Sign]] page? Same concept, Chris is just getting more and more implicit about it. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 14:38, 31 August 2010 (PDT)
:He's not becoming more implicit, he's just becoming more lazy about it. Back in 2005, he actually put a tiny degree of effort into his attraction methods. Now he's not even trying anymore. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 15:02, 31 August 2010 (PDT)
:There is no attraction sign in that video. Chris is just lusting after the chick while he sits slumped in the seat, at the height of his glory. --[[User:CaptainCanuck|CaptainCanuck]] 20:46, 31 August 2010 (PDT)

== Jerkops wanted ==

I'm looking for a few new jerkops.

Prereqs:

1) must not be a fag (homosexuals alright, I mean people who are just stupid).
2) must obsessively or at least semi-obsessively monitor the CWCki
3) must have a spine.
4) you must have been editing the CWCki for a while (in other words, I recognize your name).

Being a jerkop ''will not'' get you any special privileges. You will not get privy information about Chris. You will not get to troll Chris. You will probably not get any honor or glory. You will however get a userbox.

Contact info on my userpage.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:58, 7 September 2010 (PDT)

:ME ME ME ME ME ME [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 18:00, 7 September 2010 (PDT)
:*No. Everyone else contact me privately.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:01, 7 September 2010 (PDT)

== Chris mentioned on Atop the Fourth Wall ==

Linkara mentioned ''Sonichu'' and Chris in his latest video "15 Comics I'll Never Review", under the entry regarding webcomics. The Embodiment of the Internet showed up and forced him to review ''Sonichu'', but then settled for a ''Sonic'' comic.

The episode in question: http://atopfourthwall.blogspot.com/2010/09/top-15-comics-ill-never-review.html -- [[User:TobyMobias|TobyMobias]] 22:13, 7 September 2010 (PDT)
:I watched it earlier today and I lol'd hard when he mentioned it. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 23:28, 7 September 2010 (PDT)

== Any news on Chris' High School Reunion ==

Hello everyone, I'm mostly a lurker but ever since I found out about this site I couldn't help myself and dig deeper into Mr. Chandler's mind. Chris has been hell bent on trying to go to his high school reunion, hoping to meet his old gal-pals. I've been trying to find anything about Manchester High School on the internet, hoping to find anything about anyone planning a 10 year reunion. From alumniclass.com to facebook, looks like no one is planning anything or seems to care about their high school reunion. I found this on alumniclass.com, but it looks like a troll made this. [http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c381/ShinGokuIAM/Others/MHSClassReunion00.jpg] I'm going to try and keep digging but I doubt anyone cares about this high school reunion. [[User:ShinGokuIAM|ShinGokuIAM]] 07:55, 7 October 2010 (PDT)

== Laser Pointer Shit ==
This post is six months old but it hasn't been mentioned here so I thought it might be worth crossposting.

"I have witnessed Chris Chan in the flesh and he's kind of a running joke at work. He would shine his laser pointer at a woman I worked with in order to get her attention, I guess because she fit his physical criteria, except that she was not boyfriend-free." ''-Komet, Something Awful Forums''

[[User:V3N0M1300|V3N0M1300]] 19:56, 10 December 2010 (PST)

== Is this the end? ==
We haven't heard anything from Chris since November. Unless we somehow find a way to troll him through the PSN, could this be the end of the trolling as we know it? [[User:Tyranogre|Tyranogre]] 22:11, 14 January 2011 (PST)

:Chris will always come back to the internet. Once he realizes nobody will ever love him in real life, he'll come back to the internet, thus allowing us to troll him. I'm pretty sure he'll go back to being stupid(er). Although he probably won't put effort into a sweetheart. [[User:PedoforkBait|PedoforkBait]] 16:40, 10 January 2011 (PST)

== Want to see Chris in public ==

Head out to the fashion square mall on a saturday between 3-4. Being the autistic creature of habit he is, he always shows up, with Bob.
[[User:CFA|CFA]] 16:00, 23 January 2011 (PST)CFA

== CWCki captioning side project ==

There's a lot of talented people on the CWCki and since not a lot is going on with Chris, we can use this time to really do something terrific. One thing I think we can work on is assisting our sister project, [[TheCWCvilleLibrary]] with captioning. I was able to make one for [[MEOW]] and it turned out fine.

Captioning videos isn't too difficult, I used [http://accessify.com/tools-and-wizards/accessibility-tools/easy-youtube-caption-creator/ this] though I hear [http://captiontube.appspot.com/ this] is a good resource as well. You can use CWCki transcripts for the captions and otherwise it's not too difficult.

Helping out with this means that the hearing impaired can now experience the fail that is Chris, in addition to people who want to watch Chris's videos without hearing Chris's voice. This can also lead to translating Chris's videos into other languages.

Participation means getting your name mention in the video description and you'll get a pretty cool user box (TBD). The more you contribute, the cooler user boxes you'll get.

Send your captions (upload them to MediaFire or some site like that) and message them to Abuelita on TheCWCvilleLibrary. Be sure you mention your CWCki name so you can get credit and so I can get you a sweet ass userbox.

I plan on contributing myself, so by all means participate.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:41, 7 February 2011 (PST)
*Just to bring it to your attention, both of those links are the same. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 10:28, 8 February 2011 (PST)
:*NUH-UH.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:54, 8 February 2011 (PST)
*I started doing the Chris's DVD videos (just to follow the channel's order), I could translate them to Spanish too.[[User:Cesare|Cesare]] 15:03, 8 February 2011 (PST)
**I should probably say that I did the JenkinsJinkies application video and Hello Juffalo/Downs with the Clowns, just so that nobody else does them a second time. Should we have a separate page cataloging which videos have been done by who? [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 15:07, 8 February 2011 (PST)
::*I wasn't sure if we should make this a separate CWCki project but it might be handy. Post which videos you plan on working on [[CWCki:Caption Crusade|here]]. If you can translate Chris's into Spanish, that'd be great Cesare.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 15:37, 8 February 2011 (PST)

== Inside the Pickle Suit is canceled ==

Due to lack of interest by relevant parties, the project is canceled. The interview with Ivy will still go on (as we've already paid the seance and the deposit was non-refundable). If you wanna bitch, go to [[IRC]] and bitch to the people who opted out. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 15:52, 9 February 2011 (PST)
*Though to be fair, the issue of in-character versus out of character discussion, essentially trolls breaking the fourth wall in the theatrics of Chris would be a difficult issue to reconcile .--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:08, 9 February 2011 (PST)

I don't blame them if they don't want to do it. There's no pressure, and I respect the people behind the scenes too much for them to risk giving away personal details or revelations that could end up backfiring on them. Lord knows no one needs to give Chris anything of value(however small), better to be safe than sorry. I say let sleeping dogs lye. --[[Chris_Pickles|Chris_Pickles]] 05:29 10, February 2011 (EST)

Agreed. --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 08:12, 10 February 2011 (PST)

== NeverOnHexBox ==

I'm sure some of you might have seen this already, I was surprised it wasn't on the CWCki, but Chris is back on under a new Youtube Channel. Here, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pu75tzrwLAU, you just have to see it for yourself. I swear, the internet and video games are Chris' Heroin and Cocaine. --[[User:Chris_Pickles|Chris_Pickles]] 01:49, 14 February 2011 (EST)
*That's not Chris, that's just someone posting videos of his levels. --[[User:KHSilverRock|KHSilverRock]] 23:02, 13 February 2011 (PST)
* Either way, it counts as being back in my books. --[[user:Chris_pickles|Chris_Pickles]] 02:16, 13 February 2011 (EST)

== Back on MySpace? ==

Chris's [[MySpace]] showed a recent login on 26 [[February 2011]]. Some notable edits show that he's now even more picky when it comes to his courtship expectations: "You must be pretty, single, and willing to meet me and my papa at Casa De Chandler with[in] two days of first contact." He also seems to be taking a different view towards [[jerks]]: "I am also open to friendships with Guys; for many years I shunned men because of how they treated me but now I am cool with being friends with them."

Now this may be a troll and not him, but if it is him, is this something worth noting on [[Template:Da_update|Da Update]] or something? Maybe note the changes on the page about his MySpace? [[User:BrianBash|BrianBash]] 03:24, 26 February 2011 (PST)

Well, we should look a little further into this before jumping to conclusions. It's pretty easy to hack a Myspace account, and if it's one owned by Chris, then it's even easier to take. Not only that, his Myspace has been inactive for a pretty long time. The message sounds like something Chris would say, but this can be imitated as we know.

This is the first time since he left that there's been any sort of major signs from him on the internet, if he is trying to get back into his internet crawl spaces, he's certainly trying to be a little more discreet about it, and posting this as an update on the CWCki might scare him away if he see's it(since he checks the CWCki), so perhaps a little causion is needed. I'll check this out though. --[[User:Chris_Pickles|Chris_Pickles]] 02:31, 28, February 2011 (EST)

It's a decent impression if it's not him. [[User:Eamoo|Eamoo]] 09:46, 28 February 2011 (PST)

*It's not Chris, I'll tell you that much. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:42, 28 February 2011 (PST)

== I can not believe I missed this all until earlier this week... ==

So it wasn't until a youtube partner known as BLACKbusterCritic posted a [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSMWckfTfuM video] on him that I learned of CWC's existence... It's so funny that I was able to live in ignorance for so long... Anyway, I am so upset that I missed this all because there is so much information out there, and I want to learn it all.

I hope Chris comes back, I need some more humor in my life.

Keep doing a good job on the site, I am so sad to see ED is down... Hoping that site also comes back.

[[User:Raku|Raku]] 14:27, 16 April 2011 (PDT)

== ED is gone ==

*ED has folded. The owners sold the site and ran like hell. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 22:35, 16 April 2011 (PDT)CFA
** Hi Slowpoke!--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 23:24, 16 April 2011 (PDT)
*Oh, since you are so ahead of the curve, you have updated the ED page on the site and the like right? Otherwise, fuck off. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 14:40, 18 April 2011 (PDT)CFA
:*That's like a 5-year-olds response. Everyone fucking knows that ED is gone, and no one has to edit the ED article like a stupid motherfucker to prove that they know it. --[[User:NeoShadow|NeoShadow]] 15:03, 18 April 2011 (PDT)
*Actually, we did edit the article to replace the links a couple days ago. The articles are pretty current. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 15:12, 18 April 2011 (PDT)

== Bob is dead? ==

>Sonichu is no longer being updated. My father's passing has been too great for me

>My father's passing has been too great for me[http://sonichuchandler.tripod.com/cwcson.htm](linked from [[Adult_Swim_posts]])

What? [[User:GunLowEgg|GunLowEgg]] 14:56, 25 April 2011 (PDT)

:I remember seeing that over a year ago. It was hacked way back. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 15:11, 25 April 2011 (PDT)

:Not the real Chris. Seriously... --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 23:14, 25 April 2011 (PDT)
::>> :( It is like I Lost Patti All Over Again.
:::Made me think it was real [[User:GunLowEgg|GunLowEgg]] 07:01, 26 April 2011 (PDT)

== Annoucning the CWCki Forums ==

Because I'm tired of fuckers using talk pages as forums, which clogs up recent changes and takes away time I could be improving the CWCki, I've created a forum for the CWCki [http://cwcki.yuku.com/ here]. Hopefully this will be a bit more civilized than the Offshore CWCki. Pretty much you can go nuts talking about Chris, I don't care, just keep it off the CWCki. By all mean post suggestions for boards you'd like to see and anything else on the CWCki Forums forum. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:22, 11 May 2011 (PDT)

== Chris Chan on Christian Message Board ==

[http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=64266 The Landover Baptist Church Forum]

Obvious Fake. Way to coherent to be Chris --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 13:01, 14 July 2011 (PDT)
:No duh. Landover Baptist is a fake Christian website. It's to religious fundamentalism as The Onion is to journalism. Why would someone try to pretend to be Chris there? Did they confuse Landover Baptist Church with Westboro Baptist Church? --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 13:57, 14 July 2011 (PDT)

== Facebook back up? ==

[http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002534669114]

Looks like he put this back up after the small down time. -- [[User:Westbound|Westbound]] 12:43, 19 July 2011 (PDT)

*I saw this yesterday, I tried to friend him, but he still hasn't accepted. It could be him, because it's simple and not Screaming Christian Weston Chandler and sonichu. If it is him, it needs to be investigated slowly and carefully, no "Hey are you really Chris-Chan, JULAY!, Sonichu!," and we can't all friend him at the same time or he'll get suspicious and check CWCki, and we can't jump the gun and post he has a new facebook, this is his longest dry spell by one month. So basically lurk and keep quiet. [[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 13:17, 19 July 2011 (PDT)
**I agree...if you use his email address, this one comes up. The odds of that happening and it not being Chris is crazy. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 16:08, 19 July 2011 (PDT)
***So theres a strong chance its him, so we need to be very gentle, he's fragile. We might not want to talk about it on Cwcki, maybe move it to the Cwcki forums, but inconspicuously. Lets not fuck this up like the last one. Please, DO NOT post this on the front page or he will find out. [[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 19:31, 19 July 2011 (PDT)
**** If you don't want it found out, it's probably best to delete this then. Let the professionals handle Chris, just sit back and
watch the show... --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 20:00, 19 July 2011 (PDT)
***** I agree, maybe this should be deleted for now (this section at least). --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 20:21, 19 July 2011 (PDT)
*On second thought I typed CWCSonichu@aol.com and a different CWC account came up [http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1477162034], but it wasn't the same one I found yesterday and Westbound posted. So both should be checked out. [[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 20:07, 19 July 2011 (PDT)

== Recent CWC Sighting ==

I saw CWC about 3:45pm Today at Chesterfield Towne Center here in Richmond, VA. It's more like Midlothian, VA. CWC was walking around in his blue & red stripe shirt, he had earrings and his hair was all over the place. He also had a bag from Pink. I was kinda dumbfounded because WTF is he doing here in Richmond. I called out to him and he was scared shitless because he thought I was going to rob him or something because I'm a fat black kid wearing all black. He asked me if I knew him and I said no and I felt really stupid for calling him out and not taking a picture first. He just said "Ummmm OK I don't know you and you better leave me alone" and he walks off into the Gamestop. I left that mall super quick because I knew he would try and call the cops on me for saying that I was harassing him or some shit. He scared the shit out of me when I first saw him because I totally didn't expect to see him in Chesterfield County. I guess him and his mom moved back to Chesterfield since their house is a shit hole. I know everyone is going to say pics or it didn't happen but yeah I'm a dumbass for not taking a picture first before call him or something. I had my phone in my hand but it was just a huge WTF moment. [[User:ShinGokuIAM|ShinGokuIAM]] 14:08, 28 December 2011 (PST)

File talk:Chris 09.jpg

2011-09-23T15:55:13Z

ShinGokuIAM:

I can tell by the blurry lettering, large size, and architecture that the building in the background is a Wal-Mart. Also, I'm pretty sure that he's walking in front of Son-Chu. --[[User:MaxTehManyula|MaxTehManyula]] 12:36, 22 September 2011 (PDT)

Any story behind this? [[User:ShinGokuIAM|ShinGokuIAM]] 08:55, 23 September 2011 (PDT)

Talk:Exposed - Jeremy Slonwhite of Vancouver, BC Canada

2011-08-12T18:43:27Z

ShinGokuIAM:

Anyone transcribing this? --[[User:IwegalBadnik|IwegalBadnik]] 11:39, 12 August 2011 (PDT)

I'm not but Haven't I seen that picture of Jeremy on 4Chan somewhere. I swear I've seen that picture many many times before. [[User:ShinGokuIAM|ShinGokuIAM]] 11:43, 12 August 2011 (PDT)

Talk:Chris Chan gets chewed out by Kacey

2011-02-26T18:23:18Z

ShinGokuIAM: Created page with "I just want to know, WHERE THE HELL HAS THIS GOLD MINE BEEN?!? This was the greatest thing I have ever heard in a long long time from all the gal-pals Chris has been with. Brav..."

I just want to know, WHERE THE HELL HAS THIS GOLD MINE BEEN?!? This was the greatest thing I have ever heard in a long long time from all the gal-pals Chris has been with. Bravo to Kacey, and Bravo to whomever finally uploaded this gem to the world. [[User:ShinGokuIAM|ShinGokuIAM]] 10:23, 26 February 2011 (PST)

Talk:Jackie E-mails 23

2010-12-06T18:40:28Z

ShinGokuIAM:

Holy fuck, did I really do that for... 17 sets of e-mails? Well; spielcheck, grammar, links, and format, fellas, 'cause I'm tired and got a final in the morning.--[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 02:01, 3 December 2010 (PST)

I made a minor edit just to fix the benefits & blah blah blah. If no one likes it you guys can change it to whatever u guys like. [[User:ShinGokuIAM|ShinGokuIAM]] 10:40, 6 December 2010 (PST)

Jackie E-mails 23

2010-12-06T17:40:20Z

ShinGokuIAM:

This page lists emails exchanged by Chris and [[Jackie]] from 22 to 26 [[November 2010]]. Chris has not responded to her emails since.

In response to his apathy, Jackie sends Chris a tirade of angry emails. She explains that regular women don't want to have "friends with benefits", because those kind of relationships are not really about the friendship at all and too much about the benefits & such. She also says Chris is ill-equipped for a purely sex-based relationship, due to his unattractiveness, before pointing out how little Rocky has done for him.

Chris retaliates with surprising claims that his duck grew/is no longer bent and that he's no longer fat. In spite of Jackie's insightful critique, Chris fails to respond to the bulk of it, instead taking a chunk of it completely out of context to compare himself to distressed women who want shallow relationships. In response, Jackie lists the reasons why he is so widely disliked, immediately blowing some of Chris's claims out of water, and sardonically wishes Chris a happy Thanksgiving.

Chris ignores Jackie's words of wisdom on the grounds that she hurt his feelings and accuses the world of being "[[autistic]]-like" and "unsympathetic", which Jackie again points out is just his way of preserving his ego and ensuring he never has to change. Chris once again condemns social networking and the Internet, to which Jackie reacts with suspicion - Chris claims to reject her advice for the sole reason that she gave it over the Internet, ignoring the fact that [[Bob|nobody's]] [[Barb|exactly]] [[Rocky|helping]] him offline.

Chris resigns by point-blank telling Jackie that all she has said previously is just meaningless hate. Jackie offers a final summary that doesn't paint a too good picture.

{{Email|November 22, 2010 - 5:13pm

Hey Chris, I haven't heard back from you recently. I thought maybe you were confused about something I said. Let me reiterate some of my points for you so that you can better understand (reread this several times if you need to, I had a lot of ground to cover and it got pretty long by the time I was done writing it):

A self-respecting girl would not want a friends-with-benefits arrangement with a guy. No girl who knows her own value has any reason to want that sort of repugnant relationship. A self-respecting girl wants a real relationship with a guy. But that alone isn't what made your words to me insulting. What made what you said to me insulting was that we had spent months trying to build the basis of a relationship, but you just stomped all over it the whole time and acted like you didn't even want to be part of it. But you lied to me for months and told me you did want to be part of it. You eventually owned up and admitted your desire to be with me was a lie, but then you thought I would have some compelling reason to actually want to sleep with you after all that you had done to me. You basically told me "hey [[Jackie]], I don't really feel like putting out the effort to make you happy anymore, but I still want you to come give me free [[sex]]." Not a good way to make a girl feel special, Chris.

All that notwithstanding, I'm not holding a grudge against you. I want to be your friend, so I'm going to be helpful and lay out the facts for you so you know what you're working with. there are some girls who are perfectly willing to have a casual sex-based relationship with no strings attached. However, these girls always possess the same two qualities:

1) They usually have some kind of psychological hang-up, whether it be that they have terrible self-esteem and hate themselves, or they feel like no one could love them or that they don't deserve a real relationship, or something like that. Basically, every minute they are in this sort of hollow mockery of a relationship, they are in pain and suffering. But you probably wouldn't care about any of that, since all you want to do is fuck them and then ignore them.

2) The thing that I bet you WILL care about is that those women only care about the shallowest aspects of men. By that I mean that they want guys who are [[Liquid Chris|good-looking]], [[Clyde Cash|muscular]], [[Surfshack Tito|manly]], and have big [[pickle|dicks]]. You do not fit any of those criteria, Chris. You are significantly [[Obesity|overweight]] and flabby, you have virtually no muscle, your skin is pasty and your forehead is covered in acne scarring that is the most readily visible thing about you even in a low-light, low-resolution picture or video. Your [[hair]] is thinning and looks stringy and greasy all the time because you don't take care of it, your body isn't getting the nutrients it needs to maintain it, and you probably don't wash it all that much. [[ECV 00002|When you dressed up as]] [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]], your distended gut was hanging so low it completely covered your belt buckle and much of the front of your pants, it reminded me of when [[Wikipedia:Peter Griffin|Peter Griffin]] is naked and they don't have to blur his genitals because his giant gut covers them completely. All of those are things that you could take care of if you actually tried, but you just stuff yourself with fast food, soft drinks, and [[:File:Kroger sighting.jpg|Hungry Man dinners]] all day and night and make no effort to exercise or keep in shape, which is why you can't do a single pull-up and your body is falling apart before you've even turned 30.

Also, your [[Duck|penis]] is rather small and bent at an awkward angle, girls who want an FWB arrangement just want the biggest, straightest dicks they can find. And trust me, they don't have trouble finding them. For every one of a guy like you, there are five or ten guys who actually take care of themselves physically that these girls can choose from instead. Oh, the other thing is that those girls will often forgive a less-than-attractive physique if the guy in question has a lot of money to spend on them. But having never tried to pursue an actual career (or earn [[money]] with your comics, which you have claimed many times you always wanted to do) means you have no money, either. So basically, you have nothing that an FWB-type of girl would want.

Now, if you want a girl who would look past all of the superficial stuff, you'd need to find a girl who wanted an honest relationship - a girl like me ;) Now, as I'm sure is obvious, I looked past your physical appearance, lack of money, and so on because I wanted to see what your personality is like. A lot of good girls will go for a guy who has a great personality, because that's probably the most important quality a person can possess. Now, consider that I gave you a lot of chances to show me what kind of personality you have.

In all our time communicating with each other, you showed that you are incredibly petty and vindictive. You showed that you care nothing for other peoples' property or livelihood, as evidenced by the ridiculous grudge you still possess against [[Michael Snyder]]. You went into [[The GAMe PLACe|the store]] he was in charge of running, you hogged his TV to play your own games, even though he never owed you that, and then when he tried to assert his dominance over the business HE runs, you scrawled vile graffiti slandering him in his own store, and you refuse to play by the rules and force him to ban you. And YEARS go by and you STILL hold this childish grudge to the point of repeatedly trespassing on the store's property and taking pictures of his children in a threatening manner. You are hateful and judgmental toward entire groups of people you know nothing about. You hate [[Homos|gays]] for absolutely no reason, you are afraid of [[Niggos|black people]], you think calling someone a "[[jew]]" is an insult, and yet you still get super self-righteous and act all offended whenever you think someone is disrespecting you because they don't like your autism. You are a hypocrite of immense proportions, always holding other people to standards of behavior that you believe you yourself have no obligation to follow. You criticize other people for social networking, saying "the internet is turning them autistic", even though you sit at home playing your [[Playstation 3]] ALL DAY LONG. [[CWC with Bible - Leviticus|You throw words from the Bible]] at people when they do something that offends you even though you [[lie]], cheat, steal, want premarital sex, [[Death threats|threaten bodily harm/murder]] on others, and a whole host of other activities that God doesn't like. And whenever you are cornered and can't explain away your rampant egotism and hypocrisy, you will just claim that "the trolls" are responsible for all your problems, great and small, and act as though your bad internet experience excuses you from having to take responsibility for anything.

And what's more, you expect others to do everything for you and offer nothing in return. You treat Samantha like she's your personal secretary and like she should do all the hard work to make your life better, and for a while now you've treated me the same way. Whenever either of us offer you an idea of how to deal with some problem of yours, you come up with some rationalization why you are too lazy to do it and beg us to do it for you instead. You'll complain about the same problems over and over but you refuse to consider any solution that is offered to you. You have talked down to me, insulted me, lied to me repeatedly (I know you have lied to Samantha countless times), refused to do something I asked you to do many, many times, yet you still expect me to be some perfect girlfriend who makes you happy all the time. You complained about our IM conversations being stressful and said they "could be construed as arguments", just because I had a different opinion than you on things and wanted you to back up your belief instead of just believing things for no reason. You place your prized video games above all other concerns in your life, you drop the majority of what little money you have every month on video games and then whine about how you don't have the money you would need to accomplish actual goals. You complain about other people being addicted You make excuses that "once we're together, then you will improve yourself", suggesting that you expect me to be a babysitter and give your life direction because you are too lazy to give it direction yourself. If you had been a good person, things might have turned out different between us. But you proved your inside was even uglier than your outside.

The most succinct way to put why you are not currently ready to be with a girl is that you want to be taken seriously as an adult man even though you are a person who sits in [[Chris's room|your room]] playing video games all day, [[Monthly tugboat|leeching money off the government]] that could be going to people who are homeless and starving and at the same time convincing yourself that God WANTS you to have free money, has no goals, no aspirations, and no direction, who avoids any and all work like the plague, whines about [[Bob|his father]] telling him to do chores to real adults who have to work 60 hours a week and take care of themselves, all the while growing fatter, balder, greasier, and closer to death off your diet of fast food and Hungry Mans and a total lack of exercise or activity. You need to change all of these things about yourself before a relationship (fwb or not) with any girl is practical.

Well, that was pretty long, I admit, but it's ground that needed to be covered. I feel kind of better now that we're just going to be friends instead of pursuing a relationship - I feel like I can be brutally honest about things that I always felt strongly about, but had to kind of sugercoat because our relationship was something different. Friends can sometimes be honest in ways that romantic partners have difficulty with. (You might be wondering, after I just got done explaining why you are such a bad friend, why I would want to be your friend - and that's a valid point. Well, I want to be your friend because I think it is possible for you to change, become good, and get the things you want, and it's not hurting me to help you to try.)

One more thing: I have to ask you, again, what Rocky has really done for you. Has Rocky helped you get a girlfriend and/or sex partner? No, you're still alone and a [[virgin]]. Has she helped you get healthy or develop a means of interacting with adults? No, you still live like a slob and play with toys all day. You are severely depressed because you don't have a social life, but she hasn't helped you with that. All she tells you is that nothing is your fault and that your problems will be solved when the trolls are all gone. Well, when the trolls are all punished, you'll still be a lonely, depressed virgin with no real social life, no job, no hobbies, and nothing significant in his life. Why don't you ask Rocky to help you with your actual personal problems, instead of just blaming the trolls for everything? I'M trying to help you by pointing out things you need to change about yourself. Doesn't Rocky? Or does she just tell you that it's okay to sit on your ass playing video games and doing nothing with your life? I've got news for you, if that's what she's telling you, it's because she believes you're too retarded and stupid to accomplish anything and she's just humoring you.

Anyway, I know this probably sounds all pretty brutal and shocking to you. That's why I want you to save this email and reread it, over and over. Read it again each day, so the shock can fade but my message can sink in. Because you really need this message to sink in, Chris. You need to do something different with your life. If you don't, then the life you have now is all you'll ever have.

Write me back,

Jackie}}

{{EmailReply|November 23, 2010 - 6:34pm

Well, I have not replied lately, because I have been emotionally suffering and lost iin thoughts of my own with my own confusions and lost paths.

Second, in response to your last message, when you described "such a
woman", you essentially spelled out how I've been eeling for a long
time. I have felt like I was one of them who have "some kind of
psychological hang-up, whether it be that they have terrible
self-esteem and hate themselves, or they feel like no one could love
them or that they don't deserve a real relationship, or something like
that. Basically, every minute they are in this sort of hollow mockery
of a relationship, they are in pain and suffering." Congratulations,
you put my situation in life in better words than I could have ever.

And I do not appreciate the hurtful insults I have read after hat
directed towards me. [[Duck|My dick]] is bigger than previously photographed,
and it is no longer bent. And I am not overweight. Two wrongs do not
make a right, so at this point, I'll leave you to think about how much
more hurt you've made me.}}

{{Email|November 23, 2010 - 7:33pm
Hi Chris.

I have been thinking about the stuff I said to you, and will continue to do so. But I do not feel guilty in the least about it. Everything I told you was the complete and utter [[lies|truth]]. And as I explicitly told you, I set out with only that purpose - to make you face the truth. I didn't set out to hurt you. I certainly did not set out to wrong you just because you wronged me out of believing that "two wrongs make a right". And what you call being "hurt", I call being knocked off your high horse and forced to accept some humility, which is something you desperately needed. You have believed for far too long that you deserve to have all your desires handed to you on a silver platter and that you shouldn't have to work to earn any of it. I set out to end that. So if you're expecting me to feel guilty or remorseful over trying to set you right, you're in for a yet another rude awakening, buddy-boy.

You would have a chance at a relationship if you just took care of yourself. You need to start eating healthy, take care of your appearance, build some muscle, and lose a lot of weight. You also need to stop treating girls like they are just living [[Kimmi|sex toys]] who exist to validate your manliness. You can't have a relationship the way you are now because you treat everyone around you as tools for your own selfish advancement and you never give a shit about what other people want. And yes, you are overweight. YOU ARE [[Obesity|OVERWEIGHT]]. at 5'10" and 216 lbs, your Body Mass Index is about 31, which classifies you as obese. And even that is probably a pretty low estimate - you weight moderately less than a person as fat as you would normally weigh, because muscle is denser than fat, and you have NO muscle. Look at yourself in the picture I included, really look at it. A nearly 29-year-old man should not have that giant gut hanging over his pants.

Do you know why most people don't like you? Do you know why women don't approach you, and why people don't praise you, and why people on the internet mock you? It's because you are a horrible, selfish, [[Ego|egotistical]] person. You have NO respect and NO consideration for other people. THAT is why you are alone and unloved. People will give you no compassion because you believe you don't have to show any to other people. It's not because people are "jealous" of you - they know your life sucks, they wouldn't want to be in your shoes. It's not because they're playing "[[kick the autistic]]". No one GIVES A SHIT that you are [[autistic]], they NEVER DID. People don't like you because you use your autism as a fucking excuse to refuse to do anything and demand that other people fix your problems for you. People don't like you because you want them to treat you like a fucking king at the same time as you treat them like shit. People don't like you because you act as if you are doing everything right and all your problems are someone ELSE'S fault when the truth is that your problems are all YOUR fault.

As I said, not a single thing in my last email was an insult. Not one bit. It was all true. IT IS ALL TRUE. Swallow your fucking pride and accept that I'm not insulting you just because I'm refusing to kiss your ass and make you face the uncomfortable truth about yourself. You know exactly what you have to do to fix your life, Chris. I know you do because [[Samantha Thaddeus E-mails|Samantha]] and I (and other people) have told you COUNTLESS TIMES what you need to do to improve your situation. No one else will do it for you. If you don't fix it, no one else ever will.

The way I see it, you have two choices:
1) Put your pride aside, admit you are not special and that you have to follow the same life rules as everyone else, and do the same exact hard work that everyone else needs to do to be happy.
2) Sit on your ass, continue whining that people like me who try to help you are "hurting your feelings", continue to believe that you are a special little snowflake who has endured far worse hardship than anyone else, and spend the rest of your life as a lonely virgin.

I can kind of see now why you love going to Rocky for counseling, and I also understand better what exactly Rocky does to "counsel" you. The answer to both is that she blows smoke up your ass, tells you that none of your problems are your fault, and that you don't have to take responsibility for yourself. And you love that, because you want everyone around you to just kiss your ass. Well, the flip side of that is that Rocky thinks your a retard who will never improve or have sex. I'M the one who believes you stand a chance, Chris. I'M the one who is telling you the truth while she lies to you because she thinks you're hopeless. But by all means, if you'd rather never get sex or love or happiness just so that you can continue to pretend that someone else is obligated to fix your life for you, then don't listen to me. Go ahead and close your mind to the truth when someone who actually WANTS to see you be HAPPY tries to tell it to you like it is. I hope you respond to this and keep an open mind, but I can't make you, and if you want to keep living in your own self-imposed hell I won't lose sleep over it.

Jackie}}
{{Email|November 25, 2010 - 4:58pm
Hey Chris! Just wanted to wish you happy turkey day. Are you and your family doing anything special today?

Jackie}}
{{EmailReply|November 26, 2010 - 4:25pm
Thanks for the Thanksgiving Greeting. It was pleasant.

I am not an egotisital, selfish man, andwhile the truth is appreciated
sometimes, there IS a certain level of Truth Telling that should Never
be Exceded, because of hurting the other's feelings and emotions worse
than they already are. Is Sympathy a Lost Art in this Damn Digital
Communicatve Age that makes more and more Society Autistic-like Every
day?

I am sorry for the wrongs I have done, but in this day and age, what I Really Need is Friends in real Life I do not Have To E-Mail Ever, but actually Hang Out In Person and Actually Hang Out and Positively Encourage each other.

I have been in deep thought and self-checking towards how to better improve myself, meet new people and whatever. I just do not care to converse via e-mail or over the internet anymore. It is In Person in Real Life or Bust for me.

Internet Socialization is BULL CRAP, and you can Quote me ALL OVER the DAMN, FUCKING Internet, AND in the Newsletter Article, as you please.

Take Care and Stay Safe,

One Misunderstood, Lonely, Caring Idiot,

Christian Weston Chandler.}}

{{EmailReply|November 26, 2010 - 7:36pm
And another thing, When constantly exceeding that Hurtful Truth Level to me, it feels like to me you're, and you may as well have, told me, "I Hate You! I Hate You!", and forget about me.}}

{{Email|November 26, 2010 - 8:24pm
Hey Chris! I'm glad your Thanksgiving went well. Anyway, I have some responses to each of your points, which I will put after each section of your writing.

''"I am not an egotisital, selfish man, andwhile the truth is appreciated sometimes, there IS a certain level of Truth Telling that should Never be Exceded, because of hurting the other's feelings and emotions worse than they already are."''

You are egotistical, because not only do you believe yourself to be an ideal partner for any woman in your present state without requiring change, but you also believe it is plausible and practical to remain in your comfort zone for your entire life, to the point that avoiding any kind of discomfort or displeasure is one of your primary life goals. You are most definitely selfish, as evidenced by your unwillingness to budge even the slightest bit when I asked you to step out of said comfort zone and give me something I wanted. You always tried to twist and warp my requests into something else entirely, then you egotistically told me "it's good enough like that", even though I am the one who would determine that, not you. The truths I told you were things you absolutely needed to hear, because you so strongly believed yourself to be a paragon of manhood and you were in such a strong denial that nothing else COULD get through to you. Throwing that bucket of water in your face was on the same principle on which interventions are conducted. I have been nice to you time and again, but you just refuse to listen when advice is given "nicely". Using harsh words was entirely necessary.

''"Is Sympathy a Lost Art in this Damn Digital Communicatve Age that makes more and more Society Autistic-like Every day?"''

I have two responses to this: First of all, sympathy has nothing to do with this. I have spent months sympathizing with you on every subject that bothers you, but it has gotten you nowhere. You still sit alone in your room, depressed and resentful toward the rest of the world. You don't listen when people sympathize with you. I chose my words very carefully because I KNEW they would shock you. I KNEW that shocking you was the only thing that might stand a chance of making you realize that you don't have the luxury of just sitting and waiting for the world to make itself perfect for you.

Secondly, you complain about not receiving sympathy, but when have you ever offered it? When people sympathize with you, all you end up doing is demanding that they fix your problems for you. You don't sympathize at all with people like me or Samantha when we get frustrated at how you routinely ignore our advice and would rather piss your life away playing video games. Friendship seems to be one-sided affair with you; you expect "sympathy" - which I think you misinterpret to mean "[[White knight|coddling]]" - but don't return the favor.

Thirdly, stop saying the internet is "making people autistic". That is grade A BULLSHIT. You bitch all the time about how everyone else has friends and relationships and can socialize, and how you are the only person who has your problems socializing; who then are these supposed people who are turning autistic? As I said, my words were deliberately chosen, I didn't "forget" how to "sympathize" with you just because my words came in an email instead of in person. I would have said the same exact thing to you in person. How about you stop playing the fucking PS Triple for 10 hours a day? Because I don't think you have a right to say others are addicted to the internet when you drop nearly every dollar you have buying stupid games on the internet.

''"I am sorry for the wrongs I have done, but in this day and age, what I Really Need is Friends in real Life I do not Have To E-Mail Ever, but actually Hang Out In Person and Actually Hang Out and Positively Encourage each other."''

Fair enough, it's nice to have friends in real life. So how's that working for you? How many people have you met out in the real world? You can't be talking about ME when you mention socializing in real life - we met online, so talking to me in real life would defeat your silly idea that internet socialization is worthless. Who else do you have? Or are you still expecting people to come up to you and do all the work for you? That's another perfect example of your egotism: You expect others to do all the work of creating a relationship with you, but you can't be bothered to put any effort into it yourself. You just say "I don't know what to do or where to go" as an excuse, despite the fact Samantha has given you many, many detailed ideas of how to start.

''"I have been in deep thought and self-checking towards how to better improve myself, meet new people and whatever. I just do not care to converse via e-mail or over the internet anymore. It is In Person in Real Life or Bust for me."''

I hope you're aware that "Bust" means "virgin forever". You've spent the past decade of your adult life putting absolutely no effort into anything, including making friends, so I don't see why you would start now. I've been doing nothing but trying to help you, but if you arrogantly think you can afford to just toss me away because I won't bend over backwards for a guy who never put effort into making me happy, then I guess I can't stop you. Hope your pride keeps you warm at night when you don't have any relationships.

''"Internet Socialization is BULL CRAP, and you can Quote me ALL OVER the DAMN, FUCKING Internet, AND in the Newsletter Article, as you please."''

Wow, thanks. Glad to see how worthless you consider all of your interactions with me. Is that the sort of "sympathy" you were complaining about not receiving?
As I said, you do nothing in real life, you just expect others to take care of you for your entire life. So I don't see how the internet is such an awful thing by comparison.

''"And another thing, When constantly exceeding that Hurtful Truth Level to me, it feels like to me you're, and you may as well have, told me, "I Hate You! I Hate You!", and forget about me."''

You've just written a large email telling me that you basically want to forget about me because email is inconvenient and because I don't kiss your ass enough. Once again, sterling display of reciprocity you show there, Chris. Everyone is supposed to be nice and sympathetic to you but you don't care what others think or feel or need.

So anyway, if you want to go your whole life without having to face the truth about yourself, that's fine. Just accept that you won't be respected as an adult and that you won't be getting a girlfriend or sex... ever.

Jackie}}

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Ohhh Snap i can't wait for the Shit storm [[User:ShinGokuIAM|ShinGokuIAM]] 12:24, 22 November 2010 (PST)

Should this article include links to other psuedo-ragequit incidents?--[[User:Spoonman|Spoonman]] 12:55, 22 November 2010 (PST)

So...anyone want to place bets how long THIS ragequit's going to last? [[User:Airrider1|Airrider1]] 13:55, 22 November 2010 (PST)
:I'd give it about a month. It's getting cold out, so he won't be able to go out in the real world as much as he would like to. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 14:00, 22 November 2010 (PST)
::Unless his blubber keeps him warm in the winter. You know, like a hairless walrus with really bad "fangs" and the stench of fast food and shame around him (Well, the shame of others anyway, we know he has none himself). I think that's enough from me for a bit: I'd rather not take all the cheap shots. [[User:Airrider1|Airrider1]] 14:07, 22 November 2010 (PST)

I called the last time he ragequit the internet, I'm gonna say a week or two before Christmas. [[User:ShinGokuIAM|ShinGokuIAM]] 15:35, 22 November 2010 (PST)

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Kroger's does sell Hungry Man dinners. I know the ones near me here in Richmond, VA are starting to remodel. And they also sell Sushi & sake. [[User:ShinGokuIAM|ShinGokuIAM]] 09:11, 11 November 2010 (PST)

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==Basketball==
Needs a subsection on this. It's briefly mentioned in the intro and there's a few pics but we need to elaborate on this since Chris has gone into quite some detail about it. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:32, 30 November 2009 (CET)

==Reunion info?==

Since Chris graduated in 2000, his 10 year reunion would be happening this year. I did a little digging on alumniclass.com and found the following info:

2000 Manchester High School 10 Year Reunion
 Relevant classes: 2000
 Date: November 08, 2010
 Time: Noon

They give an address, but it seems to only come up with an address for a data service company. This was the only info I've found on this, and it looks like Chris (or someone posting as him) has a profile on this site. I wasn't able to check out the profile due to the site requiring money, but I know that his picture popped up on the main page under pictures of alumni. Is anyone able to find anything about the 10 year reunion? [[User:Meeko|Meeko]] 14:53, 18 April 2010 (UTC)meeko

*According to the school's website, there's no reunions for the class of 2000 planned in 2010. There isn't any mention of when the class of 2000 will reunite. [[User:Meat Miracle|Meat Miracle]] 15:26, 18 April 2010 (UTC)

*I looked up the address of where the reunion is being held on google earth. The place looks like some school called "Covenant School the Lower". I highly doubt anyone who went to Manchester High in Chesterfield is going to drive the 70 some miles to Charlottesville for a class reunion. Here's a screen shot of where the reunion is suppose to be held- [http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c381/ShinGokuIAM/Others/manchesterreunion.jpg] [[User:ShinGokuIAM|ShinGokuIAM]] 12:44, 5 November 2010 (PDT)

Talk:ToJackie

2010-10-30T17:49:04Z

ShinGokuIAM:

Umm Yeah from 2:10, I was fucking scared for my life after that vid. It's a shame that Chris will never find a "Real" woman that will love him for who he is. Also I'm not transcribing this shit I'm too creeped out [[User:ShinGokuIAM|ShinGokuIAM]] 10:48, 30 October 2010 (PDT)

Talk:ToJackie

2010-10-30T17:48:34Z

ShinGokuIAM: Created page with "Umm Yeah from 2:10, I was fucking scared for my life after that vid. It's a shame that Chris will never find a "Real" woman that will love him for who he is. Also I'm not trans..."

Umm Yeah from 2:10, I was fucking scared for my life after that vid. It's a shame that Chris will never find a "Real" woman that will love him for who he is.

Also I'm not transcribing this shit I'm too creeped out [[User:ShinGokuIAM|ShinGokuIAM]] 10:48, 30 October 2010 (PDT)

Talk:DivineTrial

2010-10-30T17:34:32Z

ShinGokuIAM:

Oh jesus fucking christ. I guess I'll have a go at transcribing this BITCH - at least the audible parts of it. [[User:EtonpilfAnetah|EtonpilfAnetah]] 10:20, 30 October 2010 (PDT)

Oh Gawd what the fuck did I just watch? [[User:ShinGokuIAM|ShinGokuIAM]] 10:34, 30 October 2010 (PDT)

Talk:DayOut

2010-10-26T11:04:05Z

ShinGokuIAM: /* Breaks */

Not sure why there isn't a DayOut 4-7. Also the my face is not fucking orange or whatever is the last part to this series. weird title but whatever. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 15:11, 25 October 2010 (PDT)
* I think 4-7 may still be processing on Youtube. Either that or uploading so many videos at once has screwed up a few uploads. --[[User:Clydewarren|Clydewarren]] 15:18, 25 October 2010 (PDT)
** If someone who has the power to can merge all the other DayOut pages with this one, that'd be awesome. ~~This post brought to you by [[User:ShotgunJones|ShotgunJones]] 15:40, 25 October 2010 (PDT). Thanks for reading!
::*I'm more curious about what that horrible rattling in the last video is whenever he comes to a stop. Anyone here particularly knowledgeable about cars? --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 16:29, 25 October 2010 (PDT)
** Didn't he say something to the effect of his muffler being fucked? The sound is that of a bum muffler. --[[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 16:39, 25 October 2010 (PDT)
::*If his car is standard it could be him not clutching correctly..gear grinder. It could be a number of things really though, loose muffler, bad transmission...it's very noticeable when he he speeds up from first gear or goes into it gearing down...so regardless of auto/stan transmission my bet is that his first gear sucks ass, it's not a bum muffler though, it would be a lot louder while he was driving if it was.
--[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 16:42, 25 October 2010 (PDT)
:::It's an automatic, like most Americunt cars. Chris can't drive a manual - DA STRESS will be too much for him. Also, Number 5 is up. --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 21:14, 25 October 2010 (PDT)
Quick question, is anyone transcribing the last one? --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 16:45, 25 October 2010 (PDT)
:::I found a frame of video that captured the sticker on his windshield that tells him when he is supposed to have his oil changed. It says "4-5-09". --[[User:Riley_Martin|'''Uhh… this is Riley Martin.''' O-Qua Tangin Wann]]
* I would, but got midterm tomorrow, so only taking a break from studying. Whoever does, do have some notes for you to make in the italics: chris impatience with the red lights, and his 'casting' to have it change at his whim, the hospital mention could note how Chris may be a terminal resident in the near future, try to see if you can decipher the number on the below-mentioned handicap sticker.--[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 18:37, 25 October 2010 (PDT)
::*I think it's 1545074. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 21:58, 25 October 2010 (PDT)

Is there anywhere here that explains why they would have a handicap parking sign? --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 16:52, 25 October 2010 (PDT)
*Virgin-yahh's one of the few states where being "high-fucntionign autistic" counts the same as having a missing limb, or cancer, so Chris gets special parking.--[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 18:12, 25 October 2010 (PDT)

== "At least my face..." ==

Possible [[Clyde Cash]] reference? What could possibly cause that title to be given to the last video? --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 21:30, 25 October 2010 (PDT)
:Pointless, ineffective insult or reference to his awful cosplay, perhaps? --[[User:Eniggy|The Big Lenigski]] 21:35, 25 October 2010 (PDT)

==Breaks==
His breaks make a concerning tapping noise when he makes a full stop, particularly in "At Least My Face Is Not F3c7ing Orange". Either the pads have a glaze from the cold and him making unusually soft stops, or it's something completely different because I don't know shit about cars... If the former, than it's not a big deal... --[[User:Robotnik|Robotnik]] 22:16, 25 October 2010 (PDT)

*That wasn't his "brakes" it was his muffler, along with not taking care of his car like I should do as well. He needs a tune-up because my car shakes & hesitates when I stop or idle. [[User:ShinGokuIAM|ShinGokuIAM]] 04:01, 26 October 2010 (PDT)

Talk:DayOut

2010-10-26T11:03:27Z

ShinGokuIAM: /* Breaks */

Not sure why there isn't a DayOut 4-7. Also the my face is not fucking orange or whatever is the last part to this series. weird title but whatever. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 15:11, 25 October 2010 (PDT)
* I think 4-7 may still be processing on Youtube. Either that or uploading so many videos at once has screwed up a few uploads. --[[User:Clydewarren|Clydewarren]] 15:18, 25 October 2010 (PDT)
** If someone who has the power to can merge all the other DayOut pages with this one, that'd be awesome. ~~This post brought to you by [[User:ShotgunJones|ShotgunJones]] 15:40, 25 October 2010 (PDT). Thanks for reading!
::*I'm more curious about what that horrible rattling in the last video is whenever he comes to a stop. Anyone here particularly knowledgeable about cars? --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 16:29, 25 October 2010 (PDT)
** Didn't he say something to the effect of his muffler being fucked? The sound is that of a bum muffler. --[[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 16:39, 25 October 2010 (PDT)
::*If his car is standard it could be him not clutching correctly..gear grinder. It could be a number of things really though, loose muffler, bad transmission...it's very noticeable when he he speeds up from first gear or goes into it gearing down...so regardless of auto/stan transmission my bet is that his first gear sucks ass, it's not a bum muffler though, it would be a lot louder while he was driving if it was.
--[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 16:42, 25 October 2010 (PDT)
:::It's an automatic, like most Americunt cars. Chris can't drive a manual - DA STRESS will be too much for him. Also, Number 5 is up. --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 21:14, 25 October 2010 (PDT)
Quick question, is anyone transcribing the last one? --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 16:45, 25 October 2010 (PDT)
:::I found a frame of video that captured the sticker on his windshield that tells him when he is supposed to have his oil changed. It says "4-5-09". --[[User:Riley_Martin|'''Uhh… this is Riley Martin.''' O-Qua Tangin Wann]]
* I would, but got midterm tomorrow, so only taking a break from studying. Whoever does, do have some notes for you to make in the italics: chris impatience with the red lights, and his 'casting' to have it change at his whim, the hospital mention could note how Chris may be a terminal resident in the near future, try to see if you can decipher the number on the below-mentioned handicap sticker.--[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 18:37, 25 October 2010 (PDT)
::*I think it's 1545074. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 21:58, 25 October 2010 (PDT)

Is there anywhere here that explains why they would have a handicap parking sign? --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 16:52, 25 October 2010 (PDT)
*Virgin-yahh's one of the few states where being "high-fucntionign autistic" counts the same as having a missing limb, or cancer, so Chris gets special parking.--[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 18:12, 25 October 2010 (PDT)

== "At least my face..." ==

Possible [[Clyde Cash]] reference? What could possibly cause that title to be given to the last video? --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 21:30, 25 October 2010 (PDT)
:Pointless, ineffective insult or reference to his awful cosplay, perhaps? --[[User:Eniggy|The Big Lenigski]] 21:35, 25 October 2010 (PDT)

==Breaks==
His breaks make a concerning tapping noise when he makes a full stop, particularly in "At Least My Face Is Not F3c7ing Orange". Either the pads have a glaze from the cold and him making unusually soft stops, or it's something completely different because I don't know shit about cars... If the former, than it's not a big deal... --[[User:Robotnik|Robotnik]] 22:16, 25 October 2010 (PDT)

*That wasn't his "brakes" it was his muffler, along with not taking car of his car like I should do as well. He needs a tune-up because my car shakes & hesitates when I stop or idle. [[User:ShinGokuIAM|ShinGokuIAM]] 04:01, 26 October 2010 (PDT)

Talk:DayOut

2010-10-26T11:01:23Z

ShinGokuIAM: /* Breaks */

Not sure why there isn't a DayOut 4-7. Also the my face is not fucking orange or whatever is the last part to this series. weird title but whatever. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 15:11, 25 October 2010 (PDT)
* I think 4-7 may still be processing on Youtube. Either that or uploading so many videos at once has screwed up a few uploads. --[[User:Clydewarren|Clydewarren]] 15:18, 25 October 2010 (PDT)
** If someone who has the power to can merge all the other DayOut pages with this one, that'd be awesome. ~~This post brought to you by [[User:ShotgunJones|ShotgunJones]] 15:40, 25 October 2010 (PDT). Thanks for reading!
::*I'm more curious about what that horrible rattling in the last video is whenever he comes to a stop. Anyone here particularly knowledgeable about cars? --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 16:29, 25 October 2010 (PDT)
** Didn't he say something to the effect of his muffler being fucked? The sound is that of a bum muffler. --[[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 16:39, 25 October 2010 (PDT)
::*If his car is standard it could be him not clutching correctly..gear grinder. It could be a number of things really though, loose muffler, bad transmission...it's very noticeable when he he speeds up from first gear or goes into it gearing down...so regardless of auto/stan transmission my bet is that his first gear sucks ass, it's not a bum muffler though, it would be a lot louder while he was driving if it was.
--[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 16:42, 25 October 2010 (PDT)
:::It's an automatic, like most Americunt cars. Chris can't drive a manual - DA STRESS will be too much for him. Also, Number 5 is up. --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 21:14, 25 October 2010 (PDT)
Quick question, is anyone transcribing the last one? --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 16:45, 25 October 2010 (PDT)
:::I found a frame of video that captured the sticker on his windshield that tells him when he is supposed to have his oil changed. It says "4-5-09". --[[User:Riley_Martin|'''Uhh… this is Riley Martin.''' O-Qua Tangin Wann]]
* I would, but got midterm tomorrow, so only taking a break from studying. Whoever does, do have some notes for you to make in the italics: chris impatience with the red lights, and his 'casting' to have it change at his whim, the hospital mention could note how Chris may be a terminal resident in the near future, try to see if you can decipher the number on the below-mentioned handicap sticker.--[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 18:37, 25 October 2010 (PDT)
::*I think it's 1545074. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 21:58, 25 October 2010 (PDT)

Is there anywhere here that explains why they would have a handicap parking sign? --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 16:52, 25 October 2010 (PDT)
*Virgin-yahh's one of the few states where being "high-fucntionign autistic" counts the same as having a missing limb, or cancer, so Chris gets special parking.--[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 18:12, 25 October 2010 (PDT)

== "At least my face..." ==

Possible [[Clyde Cash]] reference? What could possibly cause that title to be given to the last video? --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 21:30, 25 October 2010 (PDT)
:Pointless, ineffective insult or reference to his awful cosplay, perhaps? --[[User:Eniggy|The Big Lenigski]] 21:35, 25 October 2010 (PDT)

==Breaks==
His breaks make a concerning tapping noise when he makes a full stop, particularly in "At Least My Face Is Not F3c7ing Orange". Either the pads have a glaze from the cold and him making unusually soft stops, or it's something completely different because I don't know shit about cars... If the former, than it's not a big deal... --[[User:Robotnik|Robotnik]] 22:16, 25 October 2010 (PDT)

That wasn't his "brakes" it was his muffler, along with not taking car of his car like I should do as well. He needs a tune-up because my car shakes & hesitates when I stop or idle. [[User:ShinGokuIAM|ShinGokuIAM]] 04:01, 26 October 2010 (PDT)

CWCki:News

2010-10-07T14:55:59Z

ShinGokuIAM:

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{{Community Portal}}

This page is for discussion of da latest update.

== Flipnote Hatena return ==

So... how many <s>days</s> <s>hours</s> minutes before he's banned? --[[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] 04:57, 25 July 2010 (UTC)
:Well, they've been up for almost 12 hours now. He must have flown under the mod's radar. That's going to change since we're now aware of this development. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 05:04, 25 July 2010 (UTC)

And will we get many more badly drawn, idiotic animations? Also what is the general opinion of what we want to happen here? Do we want to report him so he will get banned again and rage, or do we want to see where he goes with this? -- [[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 05:02, 25 July 2010 (UTC)
* Already reported his water maze dream. May as well to be perfectly honest. Besides, I don't think we'll get anything new, and I would love to see him rage about Flipnote Hatena Moderators for banning him because he is BAwwwwwtistic. Jump on the Pickle train, destination, Chris. [[User:Chris_Pickles|Chris_Pickles]] 02:33 25, July 2010 (UTC)

Knowing how fast Chris got banned from Flipnote Hatena(what was it, a week or two before he got perma-banned?), it will probably be even shorter. I mean, does he seriously think he can get back on and no one will notice? He's a real tool if he thinks Trolls aren't going to mess with him or report him, and an idiot if he thinks that the Moderators on FH wont notice his shenanigans and kick him right off. Also, how did he get around the ban? He must be using a library computer or something, or bought a new DS just to get around it. [[User:Chris_Pickles|Chris_Pickles]] 01:37 25, July 2010

SakuraBlossom is posting again. Apparently she had the watery maze dream too. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 06:38, 25 July 2010 (UTC)

:Any chance of a link to her channel? This sounds interesting. -- [[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 07:32, 25 July 2010 (UTC)
::*http://flipnote.hatena.com/mobile/9C6792D0F3618798@DSi/ is SakuraBlossom's profile. She gave him a butt-tonne of stars just before. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 15:02, 25 July 2010 (UTC)
:::* Thanks. -- [[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 15:58, 25 July 2010 (UTC)

'''Hey guys. Delabonte here. I don't want to have to be the one to point out the obvious but you all have Autism so here goes. How about you not report Chris this time? Haven't you realised that getting him banned from one of his few outlets is completely retarded? I know you think you're achieving something, but you are achieving the wrong thing. Think about it carefully. What was funnier, when he was making these cartoons or when he vanished and did nothing?''' --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 12:04, 25 July 2010 (UTC)

:Thanks for the sorely-needed message (and the protip), but I fear it may be too late as some have already taken the initiative to rat him out. Even without the dumbasses prematurely ending our fun, I'm sure it's just a matter of time until Chris gets HIMSELF in trouble with the mods. In the meantime, let's see if he catches a hold of a certain cherry flower who wants to be his heartsweet. --[[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] 14:09, 25 July 2010 (UTC)
:*As far as we know, he hasn't responded to Sakura aside from in email. Still, it's important he not find out, or he could discover the woman who had the watery maze dream too... That would be a disaster. Also, I do agree; quit reporting him. It's funnier if/when he gets banned because of his own actions. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 15:08, 25 July 2010 (UTC)
::*Anybody who reports Chris is a moron. Also, this means he bought another DSi. And that's just sad.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 15:21, 25 July 2010 (UTC)

Update: Flipnotes previously reported to be taken down are (surprise) back up again. Oh Chris. (Hopefully this time around the trolltards won't do any reporting.) --[[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] 01:53, 27 July 2010 (UTC)

== New tweets ==

Yeah. Chris has tweeted yet again, promoting his Sonichu Modnation crap and asking for ‘5-Star Votes’. No mention of Flipnote or anything related, though.--[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 08:02, 26 July 2010 (UTC)

== Where is Chris? ==

It seems like he has been pretty inactive lately. There have been no new updates since July 26th. I wonder what he is doing. What is he up to? Any thoughts?
-Interested bystander 08/10/2010
*Chris is playing [[ModNation Racers]]. He has been for quite a while. Nothing will happen for some time. Same thing happened when he got LBP. Also, you don't have to type your name out and stuff. Just put 4 tildes (~) after your message and it will sign your post for you. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 22:35, 10 August 2010 (PDT)

This quiet spell is killing me, someone go fire a petrol bomb through his house, get some reaction.. anything! If i lived within 3 hours of him, swear to god i'd be there everyday with my camera staking him out. --[[User:Bentduck|Bentduck]] 04:47, 12 August 2010 (PDT)
:*Heh. The thing is... doing stuff that would make anyone RAEG (or at least, respond with huge amounts of emotion and anger) isn't really what's funny. The funny thing is doing [[Miyamoto|something]] [[Liquid|really]] [[Asperchu|minor]] that wouldn't phase anyone else, or would even amuse them, then watching him explode with disproportionate tard rage. There's also this tiny, niggling doubt in the back of my mind that... unless it actually hit Chris's room, or his car, or his parents raged at him for it (therefore inconveniencing him), he honestly wouldn't care. He'd just call it 'sad' or something. Chris really only cares about himself. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 04:59, 12 August 2010 (PDT)

Maybe Chris is still getting into stupid shit, but we're not seeing it. Maybe he was already banned from FAF for being a creep. We can't know at this point, but the possibility that we're missing out on some heavy shit is pretty frustrating. --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 02:28, 15 August 2010 (PDT)

For some reason I am really interested in the whole Chris saga. I find him to be a pretty interesting person. I wish I lived near him so I could actually see him in action or actually talk to him. I tried adding him on facebook but apparently he never checks his facebook anymore. [[User:Interested bystander|Interested bystander]] 12:54, 16 August 2010 (PDT)

I swear this whole 2 year saga is like the best thing on the internet, but even so a lot of it has been dominated by quite spells. Then he'll release a new episode and in a whirlwind of shit and comeuppance he'll find his new sweetheart (I.E. any girl who dares to even acknowledge his existence, besides his mother.). Until then we just got be patient. [[User:Open the udder|Open the udder]] 15:34, 24 August 2010 (PDT)

== Not a forum crackdown ==

Given recent events, I'm starting to get pissed about people who are using CWCki as a forum. Next person to do any of the follow (list not inclusive): posting trolling plans, posting personal comments on videos (like commenting how stupid Chris is), or pretty much '''anything that is not pertaining to improvement of the article will result in temporary bans.''' If you have any questions about this, feel free to contact me. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 14:58, 17 August 2010 (PDT)
*champ, despite you being the most cwcki leader of all cwcki things, to be honest, you're not doing a very good job of enforcing this. you SHOULD call it a forum crackdown. you should call it Crackdown: The End of All Things: The Movie [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 18:29, 17 August 2010 (PDT)

== He has returned ==

Dry spell officially over? --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 06:05, 27 August 2010 (PDT)

* That has still yet to be seen, but it appears so... I would, however, expect more video's soon in the immediate future given how much Chris has obsessed over his 10 year high-school reunion. When he finds out it isn't going to happen or he wasn't invited, there will definitely be some more videos (either of him crying about how the Greene County School board conspired to keep him out of the reunion, or raging against the school itself for not inviting him). Keep your eyes peeled, this high school reunion whining has the potential to become a saga in itself --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 06:10, 27 August 2010

if not the reunion this "trollbusters" alone could be another ego trip worth laughing at[[User:Mr.moose|Mr.moose]] 09:26, 27 August 2010
==Death of the Beloved PS3==
I don't understand why Chris destroyed his PS3... isn't formating the drive mean he just deleted all the data on the hard drive? I mean I realize he had a ton of shit on there but, now he has to buy a new one when he couldve just started from scratch with his old one... Anyone mind elaborating on this?[[User:Open the udder|Open the udder]] 01:21, 30 August 2010 (PDT)
:This is either a gross overreaction to losing his hard drive (most of the content on which could easily be replaced, such as comics, songs, and purchased content.) or a somewhat extreme attempt at <s>re</s>gaining a social life. It actually reminds me of when I was a kid and I lost one of my Pokemon due to a trading glitch and came to the retarded conclusion that I should just wipe my entire save file. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 12:10, 30 August 2010 (PDT)
:: who knows. my guess is that he will probably buy another one eventually with his tugboat
:::What about the rumors that he was trying to collect a bounty from trolls. [[User:Abyssal|Abyssal]] 22:37, 31 August 2010 (PDT)
::::Rumors and nothing more. --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 06:01, 1 September 2010 (PDT)
Speaking of unsubstantiated rumors, I also heard that Chris's PSN is active again. Can anyone confirm? --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 06:32, 1 September 2010 (PDT)

==Chris spotted at Fashion Square...Again.==
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34ueHWOKMh0 The guy who made the FAF vids posted this.]

Any thoughts? --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 17:13, 31 August 2010 (EST)

: He looks almost normal. Interesting... -[[User:Captainhowdy|Captainhowdy]] 14:26, 31 August 2010 (PDT)

:Same orange shirt from this weekend's second video. I wonder if he's giving up on the trucker vest. Kind of disappointing, really, in the plain old slacks and a t-shirt he just looks like a garden-variety fat dude. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 14:27, 31 August 2010 (PDT)
::Chris is seriously not aging well. The more normal he dresses, the more obvious his poor health becomes. What I see is a mass of orange filth, and from that mass, four scrawny, sickly limbs have sprouted. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 15:09, 31 August 2010 (PDT)
:::Maybe it's 'cos I live in the South. Take him out of the clown shirt and Chris isn't all that unusual down here. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 16:14, 31 August 2010 (PDT)
The way he's sitting suggests he's "spreading his plumage" just like his Captain Morgan pose with the muscle bra at FAF. He still fucking believes he's the apex of masculinity and women will flock to him if he makes himself visible. Of course, the only thing he's showcasing sitting like that is his gut and man boobs.

Should we add this to the [[Attraction Sign]] page? Same concept, Chris is just getting more and more implicit about it. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 14:38, 31 August 2010 (PDT)
:He's not becoming more implicit, he's just becoming more lazy about it. Back in 2005, he actually put a tiny degree of effort into his attraction methods. Now he's not even trying anymore. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 15:02, 31 August 2010 (PDT)
:There is no attraction sign in that video. Chris is just lusting after the chick while he sits slumped in the seat, at the height of his glory. --[[User:CaptainCanuck|CaptainCanuck]] 20:46, 31 August 2010 (PDT)

== Jerkops wanted ==

I'm looking for a few new jerkops.

Prereqs:

1) must not be a fag (homosexuals alright, I mean people who are just stupid).
2) must obsessively or at least semi-obsessively monitor the CWCki
3) must have a spine.
4) you must have been editing the CWCki for a while (in other words, I recognize your name).

Being a jerkop ''will not'' get you any special privileges. You will not get privy information about Chris. You will not get to troll Chris. You will probably not get any honor or glory. You will however get a userbox.

Contact info on my userpage.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:58, 7 September 2010 (PDT)

:ME ME ME ME ME ME [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 18:00, 7 September 2010 (PDT)
:*No. Everyone else contact me privately.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:01, 7 September 2010 (PDT)

== Chris mentioned on Atop the Fourth Wall ==

Linkara mentioned ''Sonichu'' and Chris in his latest video "15 Comics I'll Never Review", under the entry regarding webcomics. The Embodiment of the Internet showed up and forced him to review ''Sonichu'', but then settled for a ''Sonic'' comic.

The episode in question: http://atopfourthwall.blogspot.com/2010/09/top-15-comics-ill-never-review.html -- [[User:TobyMobias|TobyMobias]] 22:13, 7 September 2010 (PDT)
:I watched it earlier today and I lol'd hard when he mentioned it. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 23:28, 7 September 2010 (PDT)

== Any news on Chris' High School Reunion ==

Hello everyone, I'm mostly a lurker but ever since I found out about this site I couldn't help myself and dig deeper into Mr. Chandler's mind. Chris has been hell bent on trying to go to his high school reunion, hoping to meet his old gal-pals. I've been trying to find anything about Manchester High School on the internet, hoping to find anything about anyone planning a 10 year reunion. From alumniclass.com to facebook, looks like no one is planning anything or seems to care about their high school reunion. I found this on alumniclass.com, but it looks like a troll made this. [http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c381/ShinGokuIAM/Others/MHSClassReunion00.jpg] I'm going to try and keep digging but I doubt anyone cares about this high school reunion. [[User:ShinGokuIAM|ShinGokuIAM]] 07:55, 7 October 2010 (PDT)

Talk:I like Mary Poppins

2010-10-03T05:07:54Z

ShinGokuIAM: /* Rhythm and lyrics */

== Rhythm and lyrics ==

I hate to say this, but it seems that old Chrissy has actually gotten a good bit better at singing. His irritating voice still sucks, true, but Chris seems to actually carry something resembling rhythm and flow, unlike in [[Holding_Out_For_a_Hero]], and he's actually understandable and understands the lyrics, unlike in [[Chop_Chop_Master_Onion's_Rap_Showdown]]. I can't deny it... [[Anti_Troll_Movement_Video1]] actually beared some resemblance in rhythm to its original source material by 8-Bit. --[[User:Miss Noel|Noel Ari Paige]] 21:33, 2 October 2010 (PDT)

Nigga You best be trollin, everytime Chrissy does this stupid shit makes me want to drive to Ruckersville and smash light tubes across his stupid HFA ass. He's lucky I spent all my money on rent and food. [[User:ShinGokuIAM|ShinGokuIAM]] 22:07, 2 October 2010 (PDT)

Talk:100 2261.MOV

2010-10-01T22:08:24Z

ShinGokuIAM:

Is there an article about all the bullshit chris has said to try to get china? Nothing on the China page. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 14:38, 1 October 2010 (PDT)

Commencing transcription. --[[User:KHLDFS|KHLDFS]] 15:00, 1 October 2010 (PDT)

I swear Chris-chan will do anything for china and I mean anything. [[User:ShinGokuIAM|ShinGokuIAM]] 15:08, 1 October 2010 (PDT)

Talk:Lars Is Jivin'.MP4

2010-10-01T02:17:59Z

ShinGokuIAM:

if no one else wants to im gonna get to transcribin' dis...BITCH! --This post brought to you by [[User:ShotgunJones|ShotgunJones]] 17:45, 30 September 2010 (PDT). Thanks for reading!
*and done, except for that part after he throws the tape dispenser where he picks up the camera and says stuff that i can't hear. if anyone wants to try and figure out what the hell he's saying, by my guest. --This post brought to you by [[User:ShotgunJones|ShotgunJones]] 17:49, 30 September 2010 (PDT). Thanks for reading!

I feel like this is the "Part 2" of something. Maybe the manchild dint figured a way to post them in order. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 17:55, 30 September 2010 (PDT)
* These which were uploaded a few days ago: [[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV]] and [[New Address]] [[User:Arius|Arius]] 18:12, 30 September 2010 (PDT)
:* Nice theory. I just forgot that Chris is the type of moron who thinks that everyone follows his words to the letter. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 18:23, 30 September 2010 (PDT)

Damn Chris pulled that video super quick [[User:ShinGokuIAM|ShinGokuIAM]] 19:17, 30 September 2010 (PDT)

Talk:Anti Troll Movement Video1

2010-09-27T03:36:06Z

ShinGokuIAM:

I'll take a break from transcribing some other BITCH to transcribe this. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 20:11, 26 September 2010 (PDT)

== Oh my- ==

Somebody tell that 8-Bit guy from Flipnote Hatena that Chris didn't get the memo on the meaning of the song. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 20:25, 26 September 2010 (PDT)

==Frustrated==

Does anyone else have the urge to smash 9000 light tubes across Chris-Chan's face? [[User:ShinGokuIAM|ShinGokuIAM]] 20:36, 26 September 2010 (PDT)

Talk:XBox is OK.MOV

2010-09-13T21:54:16Z

ShinGokuIAM:

Guess I'll take a stab at transcribing DIS BITCH. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 14:53, 13 September 2010 (PDT)

What the Fuck is this? Is Chris a "Changed Man"? [[User:ShinGokuIAM|ShinGokuIAM]] 14:54, 13 September 2010 (PDT)

Talk:ItIsFinished.MOV

2010-08-30T19:29:00Z

ShinGokuIAM:

I'll transcribe this. BITCH? [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 11:25, 30 August 2010 (PDT)

I noticed a white box on the end of the line up of PS3 bits. Was that Chris's Wii as well?[[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 12:15, 30 August 2010 (PDT)

I think its just a part of the PS3 --[[User:Monkeytacoz|Monkeytacoz]] 12:21, 30 August 2010 (PDT)

No, it appears to be too large to be a Wii.--[[User:Black Lotus|Black Lotus]] 12:22, 30 August 2010 (PDT)

Tune in tomorrow folks as our hero Chris-Chan, goes to Gamestop and buys another PS3 [[User:ShinGokuIAM|ShinGokuIAM]] 12:29, 30 August 2010 (PDT)

Talk:August 2010

2010-08-27T20:49:12Z

ShinGokuIAM: /* HOLY SHIT */

<blockquote>
Chris is seen at his creepiest, saying "I love you, Mother" to Barb.
</blockquote>

What's creepy about loving your mother, bro? —[[User:Thepicklesuitintheman|Thepicklesuitintheman]] 08:39, 7 August 2010 (PDT)
:It's how it sound. saying "I love you Mom" is not very creepy and actually endearing. Saying "I love you Mother" sounds like either Chris is a robot or has lost attachment with humanity.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 08:51, 7 August 2010 (PDT)
::That, and he's a fat manchild living with his parents. What else do you need to know? [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 09:02, 7 August 2010 (PDT)

Where's the proof for this? There has been trolls before who've made up stories. I'm not ready to believe anything just because of a dry spell. --[[User:Hans Gruber|Hans Gruber]] 02:45, 8 August 2010 (PDT)
*Seconded, I don't know why you guys are all jumping on this. It doesn't sound like Chris and it's far too descriptive to be real (Hey guise I was watching Chris kick some games and at the same time I was watching the other people not roll their eyes at him because he's probably done this before derp). If this is real, there should be proof, and until then, we don't need to fill the site with fiction. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 07:03, 8 August 2010 (PDT)
**The person who put that up there was one of the people who spotted Chris at a Fridays After Five concert a few weeks ago. And yes, there were pictures from that. [[User:Massive Dynamic|Massive Dynamic]] 07:39, 8 August 2010 (PDT)
** It's been confirmed. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 08:30, 11 August 2010 (PDT)

==HOLY SHIT==

Chris just made a new youtube video. Watch it. It's pure gold. [[User:EtonpilfAnetah|EtonpilfAnetah]] 00:54, 27 August 2010 (PDT)

Chris Just made yet another video. Chris' PS3 is now dead and his hard drive got corrupted and everything got erased. TROLLS WIN!! TROLLS WIN!! [[User:ShinGokuIAM|ShinGokuIAM]] 13:47, 27 August 2010 (PDT)

===More about the video===

Chris hasn't heard anything about the high school reunion, and has decided to take matters into his own hands and organize the reunion himself. He says it "has to happen, it was basically promised". Of course he expects everyone who was involved with the seinor prom to see this video. The rest of the video is about "cyberbullying and trolling".

This could be a great trolling opportunity if used properly. [[User:EtonpilfAnetah|EtonpilfAnetah]] 01:00, 27 August 2010 (PDT)

Talk:August 2010

2010-08-27T20:48:51Z

ShinGokuIAM: /* HOLY SHIT */

<blockquote>
Chris is seen at his creepiest, saying "I love you, Mother" to Barb.
</blockquote>

What's creepy about loving your mother, bro? —[[User:Thepicklesuitintheman|Thepicklesuitintheman]] 08:39, 7 August 2010 (PDT)
:It's how it sound. saying "I love you Mom" is not very creepy and actually endearing. Saying "I love you Mother" sounds like either Chris is a robot or has lost attachment with humanity.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 08:51, 7 August 2010 (PDT)
::That, and he's a fat manchild living with his parents. What else do you need to know? [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 09:02, 7 August 2010 (PDT)

Where's the proof for this? There has been trolls before who've made up stories. I'm not ready to believe anything just because of a dry spell. --[[User:Hans Gruber|Hans Gruber]] 02:45, 8 August 2010 (PDT)
*Seconded, I don't know why you guys are all jumping on this. It doesn't sound like Chris and it's far too descriptive to be real (Hey guise I was watching Chris kick some games and at the same time I was watching the other people not roll their eyes at him because he's probably done this before derp). If this is real, there should be proof, and until then, we don't need to fill the site with fiction. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 07:03, 8 August 2010 (PDT)
**The person who put that up there was one of the people who spotted Chris at a Fridays After Five concert a few weeks ago. And yes, there were pictures from that. [[User:Massive Dynamic|Massive Dynamic]] 07:39, 8 August 2010 (PDT)
** It's been confirmed. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 08:30, 11 August 2010 (PDT)

==HOLY SHIT==

Chris just made a new youtube video. Watch it. It's pure gold. [[User:EtonpilfAnetah|EtonpilfAnetah]] 00:54, 27 August 2010 (PDT)

Chris Just made yet another video. Chris' PS3 is now dead and his hard drive got corrupted and everything got erased. TROLLS WIN!! TROLLS WIN!![[User:ShinGokuIAM|ShinGokuIAM]] 13:47, 27 August 2010 (PDT)

===More about the video===

Chris hasn't heard anything about the high school reunion, and has decided to take matters into his own hands and organize the reunion himself. He says it "has to happen, it was basically promised". Of course he expects everyone who was involved with the seinor prom to see this video. The rest of the video is about "cyberbullying and trolling".

This could be a great trolling opportunity if used properly. [[User:EtonpilfAnetah|EtonpilfAnetah]] 01:00, 27 August 2010 (PDT)

Talk:August 2010

2010-08-27T20:47:35Z

ShinGokuIAM: /* HOLY SHIT */

<blockquote>
Chris is seen at his creepiest, saying "I love you, Mother" to Barb.
</blockquote>

What's creepy about loving your mother, bro? —[[User:Thepicklesuitintheman|Thepicklesuitintheman]] 08:39, 7 August 2010 (PDT)
:It's how it sound. saying "I love you Mom" is not very creepy and actually endearing. Saying "I love you Mother" sounds like either Chris is a robot or has lost attachment with humanity.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 08:51, 7 August 2010 (PDT)
::That, and he's a fat manchild living with his parents. What else do you need to know? [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 09:02, 7 August 2010 (PDT)

Where's the proof for this? There has been trolls before who've made up stories. I'm not ready to believe anything just because of a dry spell. --[[User:Hans Gruber|Hans Gruber]] 02:45, 8 August 2010 (PDT)
*Seconded, I don't know why you guys are all jumping on this. It doesn't sound like Chris and it's far too descriptive to be real (Hey guise I was watching Chris kick some games and at the same time I was watching the other people not roll their eyes at him because he's probably done this before derp). If this is real, there should be proof, and until then, we don't need to fill the site with fiction. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 07:03, 8 August 2010 (PDT)
**The person who put that up there was one of the people who spotted Chris at a Fridays After Five concert a few weeks ago. And yes, there were pictures from that. [[User:Massive Dynamic|Massive Dynamic]] 07:39, 8 August 2010 (PDT)
** It's been confirmed. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 08:30, 11 August 2010 (PDT)

==HOLY SHIT==

Chris just made a new youtube video. Watch it. It's pure gold. [[User:EtonpilfAnetah|EtonpilfAnetah]] 00:54, 27 August 2010 (PDT)

Chris Just made yet another video. Chris' PS3 is now dead his hard drive got corrupted and everything got erased. [[User:ShinGokuIAM|ShinGokuIAM]] 13:47, 27 August 2010 (PDT)

===More about the video===

Chris hasn't heard anything about the high school reunion, and has decided to take matters into his own hands and organize the reunion himself. He says it "has to happen, it was basically promised". Of course he expects everyone who was involved with the seinor prom to see this video. The rest of the video is about "cyberbullying and trolling".

This could be a great trolling opportunity if used properly. [[User:EtonpilfAnetah|EtonpilfAnetah]] 01:00, 27 August 2010 (PDT)

Talk:EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW

2010-08-27T12:23:04Z

ShinGokuIAM:

I am transcribing this BITCH. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 01:14, 27 August 2010 (PDT)
:*Fucking done. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:21, 27 August 2010 (PDT)

Ahahahaha, Chris is going to organize the high school reunion by himself. This is awesome as it is, but we can't let this opportunity to troll him go by. [[User:EtonpilfAnetah|EtonpilfAnetah]] 01:18, 27 August 2010 (PDT)

How do we know that a reunion has already been organised, and that Chris was not invited? [[User:Sorrid Snake|Sorrid Snake]] 01:29, 27 August 2010 (PDT)

oh, i did some digging around. i don't have it on me, but i'm 95% sure there was one planned. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:30, 27 August 2010 (PDT)

I think the single funniest thing in this video is that Chris implies he thinks the reason he cant break into the video game industry is because of trolls working for Nintendo. Also, i'm pretty sure he wants a reunion so he can hook up, I'd imagine the last women willing to associated with him were in highschool. Also, I dunno what to do with this, do whatever if you want, just doodling.[[File:Names.PNG|thumb|center]] [[User:Pinefresh|Pinefresh]] 02:40, 27 August 2010 (PDT)

Need any on scene reporters for this shit. I don't live that far away from Manchester High.[[User:ShinGokuIAM|ShinGokuIAM]] 05:23, 27 August 2010 (PDT)

== Side note. ==

One interesting thing I noticed while transcribing this BITCH. Chris repeats his number for emphasis- does he think YouTube is live? Like live TV? He seems to do almost all of his videos 'on the first take', mistakes included, so this would seem plausible. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:20, 27 August 2010 (PDT)

== Transcribing his shit english? ==

We all know Chris can't present himself verbally, but it's getting to the point where it can be difficult to follow the transcription for his videos since they seem to be written out fairly close to verbatim to his actual speech. Since the transcribing seems to be done by a small group of people (thanks for that, by the way) it's fairly consistent, but even so, should there be some kind of guideline written up for it? Such as what mispronounciations should be included, what stuttering to include, that sort of thing?

:*First of all, sign your posts (it's just <nowiki>--~~~~</nowiki> at the end of your post). Secondly, some videos are transcribed like that- I transcribed part of Mumble 6 that way, mainly because it was Chris and Julie cybering and I really didn't need to go over and over that just to make sure I got every bit of his spastic stuttering correct. Speaking personally, I prefer to make the transcription as faithful as possible- including stuttering and mistakes. I believe that's the most 'faithful' way to render articles where Chris speaks, including this one. That's one of the perks about being a transcriber- you get to pick your style. If the inclusion of the stuttering (etc) really annoys you, the only thing I can suggest is to take a stab at the vast library of untranscribed audio we have available and transcribe it to your liking. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:24, 27 August 2010 (PDT)

CWCki:News

2010-08-25T00:48:03Z

ShinGokuIAM: /* Where is Chris? */

Talk:August 2010

2010-08-24T16:33:35Z

ShinGokuIAM: /* JenkinsJinkies */

<blockquote>
Chris is seen at his creepiest, saying "I love you, Mother" to Barb.
</blockquote>

What's creepy about loving your mother, bro? —[[User:Thepicklesuitintheman|Thepicklesuitintheman]] 08:39, 7 August 2010 (PDT)
:It's how it sound. saying "I love you Mom" is not very creepy and actually endearing. Saying "I love you Mother" sounds like either Chris is a robot or has lost attachment with humanity.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 08:51, 7 August 2010 (PDT)
::That, and he's a fat manchild living with his parents. What else do you need to know? [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 09:02, 7 August 2010 (PDT)

Where's the proof for this? There has been trolls before who've made up stories. I'm not ready to believe anything just because of a dry spell. --[[User:Hans Gruber|Hans Gruber]] 02:45, 8 August 2010 (PDT)
*Seconded, I don't know why you guys are all jumping on this. It doesn't sound like Chris and it's far too descriptive to be real (Hey guise I was watching Chris kick some games and at the same time I was watching the other people not roll their eyes at him because he's probably done this before derp). If this is real, there should be proof, and until then, we don't need to fill the site with fiction. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 07:03, 8 August 2010 (PDT)
**The person who put that up there was one of the people who spotted Chris at a Fridays After Five concert a few weeks ago. And yes, there were pictures from that. [[User:Massive Dynamic|Massive Dynamic]] 07:39, 8 August 2010 (PDT)
** It's been confirmed. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 08:30, 11 August 2010 (PDT)

== JenkinsJinkies ==

Hello everyone, I've been lurking CWCki for a long time. And I was wondering if any of you guys have seen this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXlVjW06MDk

Sorry for slowpoking if you guys have seen this already. It's obviously Chris in a Burger King bathroom with his blue polo shirt over his face.
--[[User:ShinGokuIAM|ShinGokuIAM]] 09:33, 24 August 2010 (PDT)

Talk:August 2010

2010-08-24T16:32:12Z

ShinGokuIAM: /* JenkinsJinkies */ new section

<blockquote>
Chris is seen at his creepiest, saying "I love you, Mother" to Barb.
</blockquote>

What's creepy about loving your mother, bro? —[[User:Thepicklesuitintheman|Thepicklesuitintheman]] 08:39, 7 August 2010 (PDT)
:It's how it sound. saying "I love you Mom" is not very creepy and actually endearing. Saying "I love you Mother" sounds like either Chris is a robot or has lost attachment with humanity.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 08:51, 7 August 2010 (PDT)
::That, and he's a fat manchild living with his parents. What else do you need to know? [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 09:02, 7 August 2010 (PDT)

Where's the proof for this? There has been trolls before who've made up stories. I'm not ready to believe anything just because of a dry spell. --[[User:Hans Gruber|Hans Gruber]] 02:45, 8 August 2010 (PDT)
*Seconded, I don't know why you guys are all jumping on this. It doesn't sound like Chris and it's far too descriptive to be real (Hey guise I was watching Chris kick some games and at the same time I was watching the other people not roll their eyes at him because he's probably done this before derp). If this is real, there should be proof, and until then, we don't need to fill the site with fiction. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 07:03, 8 August 2010 (PDT)
**The person who put that up there was one of the people who spotted Chris at a Fridays After Five concert a few weeks ago. And yes, there were pictures from that. [[User:Massive Dynamic|Massive Dynamic]] 07:39, 8 August 2010 (PDT)
** It's been confirmed. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 08:30, 11 August 2010 (PDT)

== JenkinsJinkies ==

Hello everyone, I've been lurking CWCki for a long time. And I was wondering if any of you guys have seen this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXlVjW06MDk

Sorry for slowpoking if you guys have seen this already. It's obviously Chris in a Burger King bathroom with his blue polo shirt over his face.

User:ShinGokuIAM

2010-08-24T16:23:45Z

ShinGokuIAM: Created page with "Is a lazy bum from Richmond, Virginia. Who became obsessed with Christian after he was featured on ED's front page."

Is a lazy bum from Richmond, Virginia. Who became obsessed with Christian after he was featured on ED's front page.