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2011-04-29T01:36:19Z

Shiny: baltimora one instead

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Talk:Encyclopedia Dramatica

2011-04-28T15:50:47Z

Shiny: /* ED has been sold */

==To do==
*find some more quotes from Chris on ED, and if someone could find the sauce of the quote I just posted. kthnx. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:15, 10 February 2009 (CET)

* Add some mention of the new People page, and the new places page (added April 5th.) --[[User:Tregnier2795|Tregnier2795]] 02:16, 7 April 2009 (CEST)

==Trolls trolling trolls==
Just to clarify, no, I am not butthurt by ED. However, the faggots there were all like "Chris isn't funny anymore, let's delete this article" (and this was before the fake Vote for Deletion) which really wasn't resolved until people saw the sex tape and were like "Holy crap, I didn't realize he could go that low." --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:34, 20 March 2009 (CET)

== Blocked ==

*Can anyone access the ED page? I can't, somehow, AT&T or Open DNS blocked ED from my server...--[[User:UJ1A1985|UJ1A1985]] 07:38, 4 September 2010 (PDT)
** ED is having problems today, as it routinely does. Not a forum etc shh. [[User:Sully|Sully]] 08:01, 4 September 2010 (PDT)

== ED has been sold ==

*Looks like Chris got what he wanted. The page is down and the website has been sold to some unfunny "Know-Your-Meme" type company. Should the page make mention of this or not? [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 19:46, 14 April 2011 (PDT)
:*Herp. My face when it already has been changed. [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 19:49, 14 April 2011 (PDT)
::*ED hasn't been sold.
::ED went away because its userbase used it strictly for attack articles and blatant, unfunny racism in its later days. In fact, if you read any of the articles from mid-2010 and beyond, they were fucking tryhard, holding no information nor any satire and were nothing but LOLWUTANIGGERFUKINJEW. There's no one to blame for the loss of ED other than its userbase for not putting in the effort to actually make it what it was meant to be. [[User:Shiny|Shiny]] 21:08, 14 April 2011 (PDT)
:::ED was sold without warning because Girlvinyl (or should I say, Sherrod DeGrippo) is a attention whore and a sellout. Now we do have [http://www.lurkmoarpedia.com Lurkmoarpedia] as a backup and revival, but they're in the process of searching Google's caches (Chris's article is currently text only). [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam & Eggs]] 15:46, 16 April 2011 (PDT)
::::Bullshit Shiny, and considering you're one of the greedy fucking Jews responsible for ED's death anyone who takes what you say seriously is a brain dead moron. The users didn't kill ED they made it interesting to read. You and your fat bitch boss DeGrippo killed ED because she wanted more fucking money. Don't you even dare try to blame the contributers you cunts. By the way, saw OhInternet's article on Know Your Meme "Internet Meme Database known for selling out internet culture for money." Ha ha ha, the utter hypocrisy in this statement.--[[User:Goatselover|Goatselover]] 08:55, 27 April 2011 (PDT)
:::::Go ahead and call me a Jew. ED wasn't sold out. We have every right to blame the contributors for filling it with "NIGGER KIKE TROLL THIS 13 YEAR OLD DEVIANTART NIGGER ASPIE FURFAG KIKE" and making it a cesspool of faggotry. ED was not sold, we had nothing to sell.[[User:Shiny|Shiny]] 08:50, 28 April 2011 (PDT)

== Trying To Save What's Left of the ED Articles ==
*Thankfully Google still has the cache which saved the text on a number of articles. http://www.google.com/search?btnG=1&pws=0&q=site%3Aencyclopediadramatica.com+chris+chan and click "Cached" (it's next to the URL). I don't know how long Google will keep these and I don't know what would be the best way to save this information. I'm going to save the HTML and post it here. It was really lousy of the ED admins to close without notice. [[User:Crow|Crow]] 07:57, 16 April 2011 (PDT)
:*I'm pretty sure I got most of it. Couldn't find some of the Talk pages but I don't think it really matters that much. http://www.mediafire.com/?6m7hk01609e4e7k [[User:Crow|Crow]] 09:01, 16 April 2011 (PDT)

==EncyclopediaDramatica.ch==
With the inside job on the death of the old ED, I added the relevant information to the article without going too in-depth on the issue. Before it almost looked as if the article was tacitly directing users to "the new ED at OhInternet which would be a terrible lie.
Needless to say, the new ED is on track with well over a million page views and with all the articles but still needing more images of the old ED.
Any work re-adding images to the CWC article would be appreciated since DeGrippo the Hutt and her gang have bleached all the old article images in their goal for a sanitized net. Seeing as most of the images are mirrored on here in some form, it shouldn't be too hard.--[[User:Ror|Ror]] 23:17, 21 April 2011 (PDT)
:I looked over the article to see what images were missing with respect to Chris-stuff a few hours ago. The only ones not there are the ones which have different filenames here, but I'm sure there are still a couple missing images I can replace. I'll look through things in a few hours. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 03:31, 22 April 2011 (PDT)

==About the ad revenue thing==
The article says that Ohinternet was created to increase ad revenues, but seeing as 1) that backfired incredibly (as can be seen by the drop in traffic and 100% decrease in URL value) and 2) the people at ED probably aren't that stupid, seeing as they have plenty of experience and a team of supposedly savvy individuals, I have to wonder if that was their intention. Should the ad revenue thing stay in or is that considered unnecessary POV? [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 03:41, 22 April 2011 (PDT)
*Personally I don't see how this is relevant, as the article should be focusing on ED and how it relates to Chris. But from what Shiny has told me, it's hard to get advertisers when your content is "nigger nigger nigger" though it's possible they've alienated their userbase in the process. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:57, 22 April 2011 (PDT)
**Well I knew my "un NPOV" version of events wouldn't last long, ha. At least the current article isn't as overtly pro "Oh Internet!" anymore. That was pretty much the point, aside from information on the successor site that carried on in the actual spirit of the former ED. I'm sure most users can tell which of the two sites chooses not to dilute any information on the subject. Honestly, I really don't see the point of OhI! aside from the temporary inadvertent visits via redirects from the old url and the fact Google is still showing ED results from the cache. But as a revenue sore it seems pretty poorly thought out. And everyone knows one KnowYourMeme is one too many. So, it is a mystery. --[[User:Ror|Ror]] 05:24, 22 April 2011 (PDT)

User talk:Shiny

2011-04-15T09:40:24Z

Shiny:

Hi, I'm Shiny Marshtomp. Feel free to leave a message here, but if you have a message concerning [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|other things]] then talk to me [http://ohinternet.com/User_talk:Pink_Poodle over here].
----

== Good Evening ==

Hello. i'm sorry to disturb you but let me introduce myself. my name is johaely and i wan to kow if the character skeleta is yours. in case you may have forgotten, skeleta is one of the troll ocs people sent christian in mailbag. me and some guys here and in asperpedia are working on a project and would like to include her. thank you very much and once again sorry to disturb you.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 03:17, 8 June 2010 (UTC)

:great.thank you very much. just in case here is the design i have for her. tell me what you think.
[[File:Skeleta concept.jpg|500px|its teh cutest zombie evar!!!!!!!!111]][[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 03:05, 9 June 2010 (UTC)

Do you by any chance know hwo made creepychu?

== Just saw your userpage. ==

I feel sorry for your loss.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 03:45, 27 June 2010 (UTC)

== Touhou fan spotted. ==

Awesome. --[[User:Reimu H|Reimu H]] 08:03, 3 October 2010 (PDT)

Talk:April 2011

2011-04-15T09:40:05Z

Shiny:

I'm not sure if the prank calls by PCAssassins should go here. They revealed some information, sure, but historically these sorts of things haven't ended up in these articles. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 07:01, 9 April 2011 (PDT)

Well we don't have much else to go with. These past few months have been quiet as fuck. [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 08:05, 9 April 2011 (PDT)
:True, but I'm not sure if there's a policy on this or not. Either this is "It gave valuable information, so it goes into the article" or it's "It was a prank call, so it goes into the article". Which one the admins want will have an effect on several articles. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 07:45, 9 April 2011 (PDT)
Can't it go in both? I added the call to the Prank Calls page, anyway. Admins can make a ''Sophie's Choice'' now. [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 07:59, 9 April 2011 (PDT)
*I think adding prank call stuff to the CWChronology would be a bad precedent and comes off as being too desperate. If Chris does nothing this month, so be it, but we don't need to add filler.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 13:31, 9 April 2011 (PDT)
:Should I then take out the prank call entry for March 2011?[[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 17:20, 11 April 2011 (PDT)
:*It's there? If it is, yeah. In any case, good thinking about putting it in the prank call page. I totally forgot about that page and I was ready to make a page for the call, so people would stop bitching about there being a "conspiracy" but putting it on the prank calls page is definitely the best solution. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 15:59, 9 April 2011 (PDT)

Should the ED page being removed once and for all be mentioned here? If Chris was still active it would certainly be an event of significance. [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 20:19, 14 April 2011 (PDT)
:Nah. Chris won't do shit. If he does, then you can put something about it. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 21:35, 14 April 2011 (PDT)
::Chris won't care because CWCki's still up. [[User:Shiny|Shiny]] 02:40, 15 April 2011 (PDT)

Talk:Encyclopedia Dramatica

2011-04-15T04:08:37Z

Shiny: /* ED has been sold */

Oh Internet

2011-04-15T02:14:13Z

Shiny: #REDIRECT Encyclopedia_Dramatica#Oh_Internet.21

#REDIRECT [[Encyclopedia_Dramatica#Oh_Internet.21]]

Oh Internet!

2011-04-15T02:14:01Z

Shiny: #REDIRECT Encyclopedia_Dramatica#Oh_Internet.21

#REDIRECT [[Encyclopedia_Dramatica#Oh_Internet.21]]

Encyclopedia Dramatica

2011-04-15T02:13:07Z

Shiny: let me handle this

'''Encyclopedia Dramatica''' ('''ED''', or as Chris says it, the [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 16th, 2009|"Ensykapeia Dramakka paysh"]]) is the [[Internet]] [[lulz]] factory. It's home to the Chris-chan page that introduced Chris to the world at large and made him a popular target for [[trolling]].

==Chris on ED==

Chris has denounced the ED page in several of his videos, claiming it is filled with "VICIOUS [[lies|LIES]] AND SLANDER."

After a considerable amount of trolling and bitching and uploading hideous pornographic images, including the disastrous [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]], Chris posted this gem on the ED talk page:

{{quotebox|I AM ADDING THE [[Rule 34|POSITIVITY]] THIS HELL-HOLE OF A WEBSITE NEEDS; you just do not appreciate the POSITIVITY I AM ADDING TO THE PAGE. What I am doing is a STAND against OFFENSIVE, UNNATURAL, UNREQUIRED [[Pickle|Additions]] to ANY Female Image. What I am doing is a STAND for EVERY SINGLE WOMAN Everywhere, because NO WOMAN would EVER want such a Horrific Twist of Fate. What I am doing is a STAND against the VERY THING that is NOT FUNNY AT ALL!!!!!!!

So, Draw Breasts, [[china|Vaginas]], Uterus, Ovaries and the God-Given Eggs within them, you Two-Inch Short Dick-HEADS!!!!!!!!

Sincerely, Christian Weston Chandler, A Man For The Women, For the [[Women's Rights]], For the Women's Justice, For the Women's Peace.

P.S. [[Chris and hypocrisy|Grow a BACKBONE and GO ASK WOMEN OUT AS WELL, YOU TROLLS!]]}}

Chris then returned, admitting defeat after his tard rage:

{{quotebox|Months ago, I have found from this page being the first of a number hate against me, Christian Weston Chandler. *[[sigh]]* Among the number of you all, my name has been dragged through the mud, my e-mail and MySpace have been hacked for the e-mail information and random information that have been twisted into mockery of [[obesity|my person]], [[Chris and sex|my integrity]], [[List of Chris's lies|my honesty]], [[Ryan Cash|my compassion]], [[heart level|my heart]], [[Chris and religion|my soul]], [[autism|my being]]. Not only that, but the names of my two best gal-pals, [[Megan Schroeder]] and [[Anna McLerran]], and my Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon, [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]], have also been dragged through the mud of mockery along with mine. Not only were [[heart level|my feelings were hurt greatly]], but also those of [[Megan]] and [[Anna]], and a number of my acquaintances within my small social circle were shocked and terrified that such [[trolls|cruelty]], such [[pickle|mockery]], such [[homos|hatred]] was built from the number of those who have added more and more to this disgrace of a description of my [[autism|being]].

For a while, I was angry and enraged, and I shoved information and drawings regretfully drawn beyond my personal boundries down the throat of the webmasters of the page, in attempt to kill the hype and hatred against me. But No More, I give up on trying to edit the page to be more positive, or to delete the page altogether.

But I have ONE Question, that I put unto you all, the individuals who have taken part in creating this web page, and I would appreciate an Open, Detailed and Honest Answer from each of you in simple e-mails or reply on this discussion page.

[[Frequently Asked Questions|Why do you hate me so much?]]

What did I do against you to cause the hatred against me? What physical or emotional harm have I ensued unto you? Why do you hate me for being myself in this world full of people who can't help but be themselves? I've had nothing against any of you. I don't even know any of you personally, as far as I know. I have nothing that any of you have already, so Why?

I leave you with that to ponder and ponder again over.

Sincerely;

Christian Weston Chandler.}}

After the late summer of [[2008]], Chris largely gave up on direct involvement with ED. Around the spring of [[2009]], he may have posted one or two comments on the ED talk page referring to [[Clyde Cash]], however. The first is below. It was deleted fairly quickly.

{{quotebox|I have learned that there was a connection between her and a state in Washington where some of you have been lurking, and that she was not found in any public records. It took me a week to recover from the [[heart level|crestfallen emotions]], but I am moving on with my life.

Also, you'll have to catch me IRL ONLY to [[troll]] me any further. [[fangs|Do you dare?]]

Peace-Out, Christian Weston Chandler

--ChrisChanSonichu 22:54, 14 May 2009 (UTC)}}

There was some dispute over it actually being Chris until he himself confirmed it in the post that followed:

{{quotebox|Hey, [[Clyde Cash|CLYDE]], you JERK. I said "IN REAL LIFE", not [[PS3|Playstation]]. Also, why don't you be the man you CLAIM to be and face me yourself? You keep sending out your [[Fail|prawns]] to do your dirty work, you coward. >:-(

Christian C.}}

According to Clyde, the above entry was deleted after roughly a minute, probably due to Chris realizing that if he were to ever arrange to meet Clyde, he'd only send his parents anyway.

==ED on Chris, his article, and his article's talk page==

[[Image:Drycow.PNG|thumb|Uploaded 12 December 2008, before the new comic, [[Miyamoto]] saga, and [[BlueSpike]] saga]]

For several months prior to the events of the [[BlueSpike]] saga in early 2009, many thought that Chris had dried up, that Chris could go no further. Furthermore, the [[Blanca Weiss#FCTC|FCTC]]'s posting of new pics of Chris's bent [[duck]] in December 2008 prompted an ED admin to lock the talk page and demand satisfaction:

{{quote|MINE: What this talkpage is. If you guys continue your faggotry after this protection expires today I will lock it down longer, and then eventually permanently.| Arguecat3, now former ED sysop, 4 December 2008}}

{{quote|I say we just delete it. Along with the archives | Zaiger, now former ED sysop, 5 December 2008}}

{{quote|Fuck this article and it's talk page. Stupid discussions unrelated to upkeep and editing are the only thing keeping this shit interesting. You guys take this shit WAY to srsly. Find another retard to stalk fgts|Zaiger, now former ED sysop, 10 December 2008}}

==1 April 2009==

[[Image:ED April Fools' 2009.PNG|left|thumb|Screenshot of ED's front page.]]
[[Image:Chris-chan ED April Fools' 2009.PNG|thumb|Screenshot of the article.]]

On April Fools' Day 2009, the Chris-chan article was taken down and replaced with a message.

{{quote|This afternoon, we at Encyclopædia Dramatica have independently decided to remove the Chris-chan article about Christian W. Chandler from our site. We have also removed all references that slander, vilify, demean, or are found to be overly offensive. In plain terms, this ordeal has gone on far too long and gotten far out of hand. We have unfairly focused on him to the point of intruding in his private life and causing him great personal grief, which no person should ever have to endure. This behavior is not in line with our site goals, and we never wanted something like this. Still, we must take complete responsibility for all our actions, both public and private. And that is why we are speaking to you today. But we say to you now that at no time did we ask anyone to lie, hide, or destroy evidence, or to take any other unlawful action.

We know that his public comments and his silence about this matter gave a false impression. We misled people, including even his family. We deeply regret that. We can only tell you we were motivated by many factors. First, by a desire to protect himself from the embarrassment of his own conduct.

He was also very concerned about protecting his family. The investigation moved on to his family and friends, then into his private life. And now the investigation itself is under investigation.

This has gone on too long, cost too much, and hurt too many innocent people.

Regardless of any public pressure to reinstate the article, it must be stressed that our intrusion on Chris' private life will cease, and we intend to reclaim his family life for his family. Even internet celebrities have private lives. It is time to stop the pursuit of personal destruction and the prying into private lives and get on with our national life. Our website has been distracted by this matter for too long, and we take responsibility for our part in all of this. That is all we can do.

Now it is time -- in fact, it is past time to move on. We have important work to do -- real opportunities to seize, real problems to solve, real matters to face.

And so tonight, we ask you to turn away from the spectacle of the past two years, as we return our attention to all the challenges and all the promise of the next century.

Thank you. And good night.|ED, in a rare case of moralfaggotry.}}

Not surprisingly, the page was put back up on 2 April.

==Chris's use of Encyclopedia Dramatica==

''See also [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica]]''

Chris tried to use ED to muster his personal army to go after [[Joshua Martinez]]. Obviously, nobody did what he asked. <ref>http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&oldid=1997409947</ref> He also tried to create a page on ED for his "CCWC's Fanart of Horrors" (see: [[troll]] art), but a sysop immediately caught it and redirected it to an anti-Semitic template.

==Chris and ED==

{{quote|I do think it is a little behind [[CWCki|cwcwiki]] [sic] on a few things, though, but that is to be expected.|[[Jason Kendrick Howell]] on the ED article today<ref>http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-chan/JKH_Interview</ref>}}

For a while, the ED page was crammed with misinformation (such as Chris attempting to molest [[Patti]], or the idea that Ivy was really [[Kimmi|the blowup doll]]), but was cleaned out various times.

Trolls and general observers of Chris have since turned to [[CWCki]] to get a general picture of Chris that is less biased than ED (emphasis on "less"), and TV Tropes describes CWCki as being "''more accurate and slightly more SFW''" than ED.<ref>http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Sonichu</ref>

As for Chris himself, the ED page STILL bothered him. An [[Chris chan (CWCipedia)|entire page]] of Chris's website, established in December 2009 and updated afterward, is dedicated to "correcting" the evil ED article with his own True and Honest take on the situation. Naturally, it's all about how Chris isn't remotely responsible for anything he has done wrong, and how it's all the fault of his [[autism]] or those DANG DIRTY TROLLS.

===Oh Internet!===
On April 14, 2011, ED changed over to [http://ohinternet.com/ Oh Internet!], a more safe-for-work wiki. Ran by the same staff, the tone of Oh Internet! is similar to the CWCki. Needless to say, [http://ohinternet.com/Chris-chan a summary of Chris is available here] and [http://ohinternet.com/Sonichu Sonichu is available here.]

==Sources==
<references/>

==See also==

*[[Chris-Chan (CWCipedia)]]
*[[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica]]
*[[You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!]]
*[[4-cent garbage]]
*[[Chris-chan (forum)]]
*[[Christian's sex joke]]
*[[User:Lime/Sonichu TV Tropes Article|TVTropes]] - The original article, before it was locked and edited.

==External links==

*[http://ohinternet.com/Chris-chan Oh Internet! article]

[[Category:Trolling]]
[[Category:Websites]]
[[Category: ED Saga]]

CWCki:Caption Crusade

2011-02-18T02:21:04Z

Shiny: /* Videos Captioned */

[[File:CaptionSample.jpg|thumb|right|The CWCki Caption Crusade helps great videos like [[Hello, Juffalo]] be spread to the masses.]]
The '''Caption Crusade''' is a CWCki affiliated side project. It is designed to utilize [[CWCki]] video transcripts into captions for [[TheCWCvilleLibrary]] in such a way that the hearing impaired and people who just can't stand Chris's voice can watch Chris's [[List of videos|videos]].

This project also serves as a springboard to future translation projects so the peoples of the world may experience Chris's failings in their own native tongues.

==Campaign Video==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = CWCki Caption Crusade! BE A SUPER STAR
| video = {{#ev:youtube|88Bfw2OKLgQ}}
| Stardate = 17 [[February 2011]]
| Maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/TheCWCvilleLibrary Abejita Cortez]
| Subject = [[CWCki]]
| Video Type = Notice
| Other Info = An advertisement for this caption campaign
}}

==How to Contribute==
[[File:TranslatedCaptions.jpg|thumb|right|YouTube's Translate Captions feature allows your captions to be translated into other languages (albeit in a crude form, but another language nonetheless) so the whole world can know of Chris's video exploits.]]

#Take one of Chris's [[List of videos|videos]].
#Make captions using one of the tools listed below or any other means of making caption files.
#Save as a .SUB file.
#Upload to MediaFire (or similar file sharing website)
#PM the download link to Abejita at TheCWCvilleLibrary. Be sure to put your CWCki name so you can get credit.
*If you have any problems with contacting Abejita, contact me ([[User:Champthom|Champthom]].)

==Tools==
*[http://accessify.com/tools-and-wizards/accessibility-tools/easy-youtube-caption-creator/ Easy YouTube Caption Creator]
*[http://captiontube.appspot.com/ Caption Tube]

==Videos Captioned==
*[[MEOW]]
*[[JenkinsJinkiesCwckiApplication.MOV]]
*[[Hello, Juffalo]]
*[[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]]
*[[Song of Christian]] (Part 1)
*[[I am STRAIGHT]] (the shorter one)
*[[Pixelated PS3]]

==Awaiting Approval==

==Works In Progress==
Write a comment saying which video you're taking. Be sure to sign your comment (four ~ in a row.)--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 15:36, 8 February 2011 (PST)
*I'm working on [[Song of Christian]] and [[Chris Chan in the Pok%C3%A9News]]. [[User:Cesare|Cesare]] 16:44, 8 February 2011 (PST)

[[Category:CWCki projects]]

CWCki talk:Caption Crusade

2011-02-18T02:08:30Z

Shiny: /* Things that don't need captions */ new section

So should there be separate sections for "Finished", "Awaiting Approval", and "In Progress" videos, or should it be a table with all videos in it and their degree of completion? [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 15:44, 8 February 2011 (PST)
*A table of videos might get kinda crazy, so for the time being let's do three sections like that.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 15:50, 8 February 2011 (PST)

== Translations ==

I didn't realize YouTube does this but YouTube translates captions. Obviously it's not the world's best but I've looked at the Spanish translation and it's not too bad. Perhaps our resources might be better utilized at just making captions and letting YouTube do the rest, but on the other hand some things get lost in translation. What do you all think on the matter? Should translation be a priority in captioning Chris's fail? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 15:02, 17 February 2011 (PST)

== Things that don't need captions ==

[[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There]] was marked as unnecessary for subtitling. Do you guys agree? Also phone calls/library audiobook mirrors/songs? [[User:Shiny|Shiny]] 18:08, 17 February 2011 (PST)

CWCki:Caption Crusade

2011-02-18T02:04:19Z

Shiny: fancy!

[[File:CaptionSample.jpg|thumb|right|The CWCki Caption Crusade helps great videos like [[Hello, Juffalo]] be spread to the masses.]]
The '''Caption Crusade''' is a CWCki affiliated side project. It is designed to utilize [[CWCki]] video transcripts into captions for [[TheCWCvilleLibrary]] in such a way that the hearing impaired and people who just can't stand Chris's voice can watch Chris's [[List of videos|videos]].

This project also serves as a springboard to future translation projects so the peoples of the world may experience Chris's failings in their own native tongues.

==Campaign Video==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = CWCki Caption Crusade! BE A SUPER STAR
| video = {{#ev:youtube|88Bfw2OKLgQ}}
| Stardate = 17 [[February 2011]]
| Maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/TheCWCvilleLibrary Abejita Cortez]
| Subject = [[CWCki]]
| Video Type = Notice
| Other Info = An advertisement for this caption campaign
}}

==How to Contribute==
[[File:TranslatedCaptions.jpg|thumb|right|YouTube's Translate Captions feature allows your captions to be translated into other languages (albeit in a crude form, but another language nonetheless) so the whole world can know of Chris's video exploits.]]

#Take one of Chris's [[List of videos|videos]].
#Make captions using one of the tools listed below or any other means of making caption files.
#Save as a .SUB file.
#Upload to MediaFire (or similar file sharing website)
#PM the download link to Abejita at TheCWCvilleLibrary. Be sure to put your CWCki name so you can get credit.
*If you have any problems with contacting Abejita, contact me ([[User:Champthom|Champthom]].)

==Tools==
*[http://accessify.com/tools-and-wizards/accessibility-tools/easy-youtube-caption-creator/ Easy YouTube Caption Creator]
*[http://captiontube.appspot.com/ Caption Tube]

==Videos Captioned==
*[[MEOW]]
*[[JenkinsJinkiesCwckiApplication.MOV]]
*[[Hello, Juffalo]]
*[[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]]
*[[Song of Christian]] (Part 1)
*[[I am STRAIGHT]] (the shorter one)

==Awaiting Approval==

==Works In Progress==
Write a comment saying which video you're taking. Be sure to sign your comment (four ~ in a row.)--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 15:36, 8 February 2011 (PST)
*I'm working on [[Song of Christian]] and [[Chris Chan in the Pok%C3%A9News]]. [[User:Cesare|Cesare]] 16:44, 8 February 2011 (PST)

[[Category:CWCki projects]]

Red Skelton

2011-02-14T14:32:30Z

Shiny: redlink

[[Image:RedSkelton_112809.jpg|thumb|Luckily, he never lived to find out about his biggest fan.]]
{{quote|I've also learned from Red Skelton of how to be a gentleman.|Chris, in a post on [[Sonichu Girls]]}}

'''Richard Bernard "Red" Skelton''' (1913-[[1997]]) was a popular [[American]] TV and movie comic of the mid-20th century. Originally a circus clown and vaudeville comedian, he parlayed his talents as a funnyman into a successful screen career spanning almost five decades.

In keeping with his often anachronistic taste in entertainment, [[Chris]] is an avowed fan of Skelton's comedy. (Coincidentally, Skelton's first TV show hit the airwaves in [[1950s|1951]], the same year as ''[[I Love Lucy]]'', another Chandler family favorite.) He often claims to have used Skelton as a role model as far as learning how to effectively interact in social situations.

Exactly what he's learned from Skelton, though, is something of a mystery. On the [[Sonichu Girls]] forum, he talked about learning "how to be a gentleman," but didn't go into detail about what gentlemanly traits he picked up from Red. Likewise, on his [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)|DVD]], he claims to have developed "a positive social behavior similar to Red Skelton" during [[high school]], but doesn't offer any more details than that.

Some of Chris's comments from an [[IRC (28 December 2008)|IRC chat]] in [[December 2008]] go into a bit more depth. There, Chris explains that Skelton taught him "how to be a more hospitable gentleman for one thing…how to speak with a softer tone of voice in pleasant conversation, and some fun jokes as well."

He also butchered a Skelton routine in [[Some Favored Comedians]].

Whatever Chris learned from Skelton about how to relate to other people, in any event, it manifestly hasn't done him any good.

Skelton is apparently a regular attraction in the restaurant at [[Hotel Ricky Ricardo]], despite having died in [[1997]].
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CWCki:Caption Crusade

2011-02-14T14:28:02Z

Shiny:

The '''Caption Crusade''' is a CWCki affiliated side project. It is designed to utilize [[CWCki]] video transcripts into captions for [[TheCWCvilleLibrary]] in such a way that the hearing impaired and people who just can't stand Chris's voice can watch Chris's [[List of videos|videos]].

This project also serves as a springboard to future translation projects so the peoples of the world may experience Chris's failings in their own native tongues.

==How to Contribute==
#Take one of Chris's videos
#Make captions using one of the tools listed below or any other means of making caption files.
#Save as a .SUB file.
#Upload to MediaFire (or similar file sharing website)
#PM the download link to Abejita at TheCWCvilleLibrary. Be sure to put your CWCki name so you can get credit.
*If you have any problems with contacting Abejita, contact me ([[User:Champthom|Champthom]]).

==Tools==
*[http://accessify.com/tools-and-wizards/accessibility-tools/easy-youtube-caption-creator/ Easy YouTube Caption Creator]
*[http://captiontube.appspot.com/ Caption Tube]

==Videos Captioned==
*[[MEOW]]
*[[JenkinsJinkiesCwckiApplication.MOV]]
*[[Hello, Juffalo]]
*[[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]]
*[[Song of Christian]] (Part 1)

==Awaiting Approval==
(None at the moment)

==Works in progress==
Write a comment saying which video you're taking. Be sure to sign your comment (four ~ in a row.)--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 15:36, 8 February 2011 (PST)
*I'm working on [[Song of Christian]] and [[Chris Chan in the Pok%C3%A9News]]. [[User:Cesare|Cesare]] 16:44, 8 February 2011 (PST)

[[Category:CWCki projects]]

CWCki:Caption Crusade

2011-02-14T14:25:44Z

Shiny: /* How to Contribute */ error

The '''Caption Crusade''' is a CWCki affiliated side project. It is designed to utilize [[CWCki]] video transcripts into captions for [[TheCWCvilleLibrary]] in such a way that the hearing impaired and people who just can't stand Chris's voice can watch Chris's [[List of videos|videos]].

This project also serves as a springboard to future translation projects so the peoples of the world may experience Chris's failings in their own native tongues.

==How to Contribute==
#Take one of Chris's videos
#Make captions using one of the tools listed below or any other means of making caption files.
#Save as a .SUB file.
#Upload to MediaFire (or similar file sharing website)
#PM the download link to Abejita at TheCWCvilleLibrary. Be sure to put your CWCki name so you can get credit.
*If you have any problems with contacting Abejita, contact me ([[User:Champthom|Champthom]]).

==Tools==
*[http://accessify.com/tools-and-wizards/accessibility-tools/easy-youtube-caption-creator/ Easy YouTube Caption Creator]
*[http://captiontube.appspot.com/ Caption Tube]

==Videos Captioned==
*[[MEOW]]
*[[JenkinsJinkiesCwckiApplication.MOV]]
*[[Hello, Juffalo]]

==Awaiting Approval==
*[[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]]
*[[Song of Christian]] (Part 1)

==Works in progress==
Write a comment saying which video you're taking. Be sure to sign your comment (four ~ in a row.)--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 15:36, 8 February 2011 (PST)
*I'm working on [[Song of Christian]] and [[Chris Chan in the Pok%C3%A9News]]. [[User:Cesare|Cesare]] 16:44, 8 February 2011 (PST)

[[Category:CWCki projects]]

Template:LeakedVideos

2011-01-31T14:30:35Z

Shiny: +jj cwkci

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[[For Julie's Eyes Only]] |
[[ACWCAudition]] |
[[April 16 Fetish Vids|Fetish Vids]] |
[[Power]] |
[[CWCFlyingElephants]] |
[[Chris_humps_his_PS3|Chris Humps His PS3]] |
[[THAT IS MY HOUSE#Uncut|THAT IS MY HOUSE (Director's Cut)]] |
[[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV‎|For J-R's Eyes Only]] |
[[The MovingFoward videos]] |
[[ItIsFinished.MOV|It Is Finished]] |
[[100 2278|Outdoors workout]] |
[[JenkinsJinkiesCwckiApplication.MOV|JenkinsJinkiesCwckiApplication]]
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JenkinsJinkies

2011-01-31T14:28:45Z

Shiny: Category:Chris-chan

'''JenkinsJinkies''' (a.k.a. Junior Jenkins) was Chris's [[Disguises|trollsona]] from May to late August [[2010]].

==CWCki==
[[image:Fatjenkins.jpg|thumb|The great JenkinsJinkies]]
JenkinsJinkies began as another CWCki account, made by Chris to confirm that the antenna he had removed from his [[PS3]] wasn't a bug in [[PS3/How the PS3 is Hacked]], a bait page made by [[Clyde]]. It was quickly discovered that JenkinsJinkies was Chris, and [[Trollin Train|appropriate action]] was taken soon afterwards. Clyde contacted Chris through JenkinsJinkies' [[User talk:JenkinsJinkies|talk page]], and it resulted in a short correspondence between the two.

{{quote|I lost my young virginity with a Seinor Cheerleader; her [[china]] was sweeeeettt! Plus, as an Anon, I prefer to keep my add off of the web. I would not want Chris coming after my ass. The mindfuck that he is, I would not want to fall victim of one of his impulsive manchild rampages. I just enjoy getting the LULZ off of him.|JenkinsJinkies, the 14 year old [[homos|sodomite]] who had gay sex at the age of 7 and lost his [[virgin|virginity]] to a High School student beforehand. Who also lives directly [[14 Branchland Ct.|across the street]] from Chris.}}

Chris believed playing a troll who was [[Chris and Reality|legitimately]] afraid of Chris's wrath would totally convince [[Clyde Cash]] himself that he was legit. He also unsuccessfully tried to scare the trolls into thinking he was plotting to hunt them down, one by one. Several [[/cwc/|lesser]] trolls believed they were the first ones to realize that JenkinsJinkies was Chris, and blew the whistle every now and again, but such leaks were uncommon and generally most trolls played along.

==Trollin Train==

As the trolls began to tug on JenkinsJinkies's marionette strings, a [[Trollin Train|trolling forum]] entirely dedicated to making Chris paranoid was established. Despite all posts, members and threads being only a few days old, Chris was [[Naive|completely convinced]] that it was the official trolling hub, where all the nefarious plots made against him were conceived.

As if it weren't obvious enough that Junior Jenkins was Chris, he also went out of his way to praise Chris for his ingenious schemes for halting the trolls wicked plans and/or dissuade the trolls from even trying - often combining the two themes into the same post.

{{quote|I have to hand it to him, he makes it Frustrating to Troll Him. It's like we have to PAY AirFare or HitchHike Dangerously and do it Old-Fashioned with Accordian Cameras and shit like that.|JuniorJenkins, [[#Damn! (Wed 25 Aug 2010 5:42 am)|Trollin Train]].}}

Junior Jenkins also had run-ins with the ghosts of [[Patti Chandler]] and seven year old Christian Chandler as Chris inexplicably believed that trolls would be frightened by these events. They were not, and Jenkins was roundly mocked.

==PS3 Destruction==

The most infamous event of Trolling Train took place when one user offered $9001 for Chris's PS3 to be smashed. Chris greedily believed that if ''he'' smashed it the money would be his. The rest [[PS3#Destruction|is history]].

Though Chris did not receive the $9001, he somehow replaced his PS3 within four days.

==See also==
*[[Trollin Train]]
*[[JenkinsJinkiesCwckiApplication.MOV]]

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Disguises

2011-01-31T14:28:03Z

Shiny: no longer orphaned, Category:Chris-chan

As with [[lies|lying]], Chris is not very skilled at the art of [[Disguises|disguises]] and deception.

==Chris's Disguises==

===Junior Jenkins (a.k.a. JenkinsJinkies)===
[[Image:Fatjenkins.jpg|left|thumb]]
{{quote|I am not a pussy; I am as wild as a serial raper.|Super Troll JenkinsJinkies (NOT [[Chris|CHRIS]])}}
The 14 year-old "black sheep of the family", [[JenkinsJinkies]] infiltrated the Trolls' Secret Base of Operations by creating the famous [[Burger King]] article. He quickly rose through the Troll Ranks after revealing his backstory, homosexual experiences, and like all Trolls, his true hatred of [[Autistic]] individuals. He even moved into a house across the street from the Chandlers and witnessed many of their disturbing activities. Believe it or not, the masked man you see in the photo to the left is NOT in fact a [[BlueSpike|14 year-old boy]].
 

===Bill Riley===
[[Image:BillRiley.jpg|left|thumb]]
{{quote|You know what we should do, we should make him force himself on his counslor [sic]|Novice Troll Bill Riley (NOT [[Chris|CHRIS]])}}

Bill was a 30 year old man who found nothing strange about female trolls asking about the dimensions of his genitalia. When asked why he was trolling Chris, he claimed that it was because Chris killed Clyde Cash, called him a homo, and sent him a computer virus. He did nothing in the chat except lurk, waiting for trolls to reveal a big plan. When pressured into suggesting ideas of his own, Bill suggested that trolls make Chris rape Rocky. When asked how this would troll Chris, he claimed that Chris would "compare himself" to Rocky mid-rape and see how inferior he was.

Bill was the first of Chris's attempts to impersonate a troll. From the start, there are tons of problems, the least of which being that the man in the photograph Chris provided is very clearly over the age of thirty. Chris made no effort to conceal his highly noticeable Typing Manner. Eventually, he realized he was found out.

 

===The Real Chris Chandler===
[[Image:Liquidd.jpg|left|thumb]]
{{quote|I'm just gonna keep bangin' your breasts over and over again until you get the first DOSAGE of my comeuppance!|The [[Liquid Chris|Real Chris]] (NOT [[Solid Chris|CHRIS]])}}

During the Liquid saga, Chris attempted to steal Liquid's girlfriend, [[Kacey]]. Kacey [[Kacey Phone Call|spoke to Chris over the phone]], in which Chris attempted to impersonate her lover. He made no effort to impersonate Liquid's voice, and at one point forgot that he was supposed to be someone else. At one point, he uploaded a video in which he attempted to continue this deception to his own account--something that Liquid would not have been able to do.

Eventually, Chris decided to come clean about it. Kacey was not pleased.

 

===Samantha Thaddeus===
[[Image:Samthad.jpg|left|thumb]]
{{quote|I gotta do some grocery shopping, Plus I'm having a few cramps|Teenage Girl Samantha Thaddeus (NOT [[Chris|CHRIS]])}}

Hilarity ensued when Chris attempted to impersonate Samantha Thaddeus. Despite being in contact with her for an extended period of time prior to assuming control of her email account, his "Samantha" was completely off-track. In his very first email to Jack Thaddeus under this alias, Chris assumed the mannerisms of a cartoonish male thug working for an evil organization. As Jack strung Chris along, Chris also came into contact with [[Katie Bay E-mails|Katie Bay]]. In both of these emails, Samantha is suddenly a hilarious cross between how Chris thinks women act and how Chris thinks trolls act.

 

===Carlos Chantor===
[[Image:Chantor.jpg|left|thumb]]
{{quote|Experienced for Her Pleasure.|Sexual Master [[Carlos Chantor|Carlos Chantor]] (NOT [[Virgin|CHRIS]])}}

During the summer of 2010, Chris attempted to become a male escort under the alias of Carlos Chantor. He gave up after nobody called him. Oddly enough, this is actually his most practical disguise, as he simply hid away on a corner of the internet where nobody expected him to go, changed his name, and wore normal clothes. It just goes to show how normal Chris could look if he weren't such a lazy slob.

 

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Trollin Train

2011-01-31T14:26:14Z

Shiny: Category:Trolling Category:Websites

[http://trollingtrain.10.forumer.com/ '''Trollin Train'''] was a faux troll forum which Chris frequented under the trollsona "[[JenkinsJinkies]]." He eventually gave up on posting, afraid that when cops "busted" the forum they would mistake him for a troll. Trollin Train is an excellent example of both Chris's [[Naive|naïveté]] and his [[ego]]. His JenkinsJinkies trollsona was instantly recognized by the trolls due to his narrow grasp of [[Chris and English|the English language]], and taken advantage of from the start. Furthermore, his arrogance led him to believe that all of the trolls had immediately fallen for his ruse and that a 14 year old sodomist who had moved in ''directly'' across the street from Chris would fit in perfectly with the secret trolling circle (because in [[Chris and Reality|Chris's mind]], all trolls are really angsty gay children and not regular people with jobs and girlfriends who troll Chris in their spare time for fun). Needless to say, the JenkinsJinkies teet was milked for all it was worth and Chris went along without ever realizing it.

==Chris's Posts==
===[http://trollingtrain.10.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?p=579&highlight=#579 Hey, Everyone! J.J. has arrived. (Thu 29 July 2010 12:19 am)]===
A new thread in which Chris introduces himself:
{{quoteboxred|First, let me say I am most humbled to be welcomed among my fellow Troll Kind. [[File:Smiley smug.gif]]

Well, let me tell a bit more about myself for starters. My real name is Junior Jenkins (Scooby-Doo was the inspiration behind the "Jinkies"). LOL. I had a birthday recently on the 16th of July, so now I'm 15. I couldn't celebrate it with my friends like I would have wanted to, because I was hitchhiking my way to Ruckersville from Boston. I'm crashing at a house where I have some relatives there (They're the fucking Black Sheep of the family, and they're not close within the same house. It is cool, because they won't rat me out to my parents and siblings. Like I need another damn minute with those assholes who overlook me). And a better part, their house is across the street from Chrissy's house. Sadly, though, the blinds to his bedroom are always closed, but I still get some sights of him and the family out of their house.

I've arrived at my new home a few days ago on the 20th. I'll be spending my Sophmore year and so on in Greene County's High School. I promised I'd write to my gal back in Boston, but what happens here she doesn't have to know. [[File:Emot-dong.gif]] I'll have to make some new friends come September, but I'll be cool; I'm a stud!

I'll also miss my favorite duo of dudes, Jerry and Dino. They taught me the ropes of high school life; they both were 16. I looked up to them (like I would have for my older sister if she wasn't such a fuckin' cunt). They were a gay couple, and they respected me as a friend only. I made it my Final Realization I was not gay with the help of Jerry and my girlfriend, Lisa. Sweet little whore took me in with gratitude on my 14th birthday. She had a few exes from Middle School, and her mom was a Bondage Queen.

Before then, I had a gay experience in Summer Camp when I was 7. My bunkmates were experimenting, and made me their mo-fo unwilling guinea pig. I was blindfolded during the whole thing, feeling an 8-year old's dick up my ass. I was not thrilled from the ordeal. But last January, I became curious from the recalling of the feeling, so I asked Jerry to show me a night. At first it was neutral, then he made out with me; his breath was minty with a hint of garlic from something he ate; it was cool with me. Then he told me to suck his dick, and I did; the taste and sight did not thrill me. And he sucked mine. He got a rise out of me, but then I started to feel uneasy. It was minor at first, and I promised myself I'd see this through. Finally, he was in me doggy style. As he humped me, I was feeling it both in my penis, and in my gut; worsening as he went on. And eventually, I embarrassed myself grossly. I came AND fucking threw up simultaneously. Jerry had not come yet himself, and out of respect, he withdrew himself and asked me if I was okay. He cleaned me, and my mess on his floor up. I felt soo damn ashamed, but Jerry was kind and understanding to me. And it was then I confirmed it for myself that I was not gay, and Jerry and Dino agreed with me. So with that, I was able to move forward feeling more confident in my orientation. [[File:Emot-spergin.png]]

Anyway, after moving here, I have studied the times of exits and entries from the Chandler Chateau, looking for a pattern. There was definitely one with Robert, morning for breakfast at B.K. and afternoon outings to I.D.K. where. Barbara appears to come out mostly either in the afternoon or night; sometimes in the mornings. And Chris has no set pattern as far as I can tell yet.

But I'll post new stuff as I learn them, some with (hopefully embarrassing) photographs of Chris as I learn and take.

Smell ya later,
Junior Jenkins "Jinkies".}}

===[http://trollingtrain.10.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?p=953&highlight=#953 Hey, guys. (Sun 22 Aug 2010 11:02 pm)]===
Another new thead. Parts of this message were very clearly dictated to Chris by Bob. In it, Chris makes the absurd assumption that the trolls are animal abusers, and was snapped at by the trolls in response.
{{quoteboxred|I've been keeping watch over Christian's house for any consistent patterns or LULZy details. I had seen none, even when I went over there while no one was at home. Although, I did mess up the cats a bit by stepping on their paws; the scratches and bites were worth it. All of the doors were locked (big surprise). Their garden was a big jungle (only half my height, though; about 2 feet high max). I found no incriminating evidence in their garbage.

But recently, I made a call to their house and pretended to be a fan of Sonichu. Bob was bored I guess, and he talked to me. After mentioning the Trolls, Bob said to me, "Sissies that hide behind screen names and the internet are the biggest bunch of cowards and the scum of the earth. They are afraid to come out one-on-one, face-to-face. They would hide behind their mothers' skirts." Then he directed to one of our own he found out somehow, "Females are the worst; such as Miranda "Enjoy The Big Pickle" Cosgrove." That surprised me greatly, but in defensefor you, Miranda, Bob would be of no match against you.

Then Bobby said, "Meet me in person at Burger King in Ruckersville Any Day between 9:30 & 10:30 AM, and I will talk to you and your friends and answer your questions. Christian and I are not afraid and have nothing to hide. We are simple and above bored." We chatted some more and then he hung up.

I'd say let's troll Bobby further to get to Chrissy. I went there this morning; he was civil and gave me some info on Chris, such as that he has a complete collection of the United State Quarters on a Map (What a dumb way to save money). He also calls Chris a good boy (I agree with him; he ain't grown up). And, ooh, this is a good one; Chris tried to roller skate, and fell multiple times, even though he did a lot better on Ice Skates at the Ice Park (a class he took at PVCCitizens).

I'm sure the more of us that go to Bobby and talk to him, the more information we can get out of him about Chrissy for our schemes.

I'll continue to keep watch and let y'all know when something new and lulzy comes up.

Junior Jenkins.}}

===[http://trollingtrain.10.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?p=1011&highlight=#1011 Damn! (Wed 25 Aug 2010 5:42 am)]===
In response to a thread announcing that Chris had discovered Trollin Train:
{{quoteboxred|Chris found this Forum?!!! I agree with you, Miranda, what if Chris doesn't download our virus at all; he's reading our plans, he may just boycott downloading ANYTHING new from ModNation or LittleFuckPlanet. And even IF Sony doesn't read what he wrote, they are aware of our shit as well. I tell ya, he ain't hiding, he's snitchin' on us for the fuckin' "good" of every lazy fuck on the PSN. Anti-Viruses can be put into any next Update now.

Plus, Chris may come out of hiding and make a video to put the close on our fuckin' repeated death rumor. And I have noticed something else, with my Laptop, I managed to use a bit of his Wi-Fi (it goes all around his yard). It Disappears Nightly, and sometimes Daily. He's Unplugging his Internet, keeping us out.

[[File:Emot-frogsiren.gif]]

I have to hand it to him, he makes it Frustrating to Troll Him. It's like we have to PAY AirFare or HitchHike Dangerously and do it Old-Fashioned with Accordian Cameras and shit like that.}}

The "virus" he mentions was in reference to a thread in which trolls claimed to be putting viruses into LBP and ModNation DLC that Chris would be likely to download.

===[http://trollingtrain.10.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?p=1012&highlight=#1012 That plan is NO GOOD (Wed Aug 25, 2010 5:48 am)]===
In response to a thread about digging up Patti:
{{quoteboxred|I personally took a closer look at Patti's grave; it is Harder to break in than fort fuckin' knox. the body is buried deep underground with Cement Blocks covering the site, and her HEAVY Dog House is on top of those Cement Blocks. I wouldn't be surprised if they Cemented her grave as well. Also, the site is Heavily Surrounded by Trees and Heavy Branches; it's like Deepest in the Mine Shaft with Cave-Ins happening all the time.}}

===[http://trollingtrain.10.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?p=1062&highlight=#1062 Nah, dude (Thu Aug 26, 2010 4:55 am)]===
In response to a thread about getting [[The Bear]] to call Chris "Mr. Poopy Head" so that Chris would have to rename himself to "Mr. Poopy
Head Weston Chandler". The post was likely made in the wrong thread, as it appears to be a response to [http://trollingtrain.10.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?t=83 Christian Weston Chandler: 1982 - 2010]
{{quoteboxred|Do you really think he's that retarded? To perform a Repeated Act is fucktarded. Like we ALL know he is alive; I am watching him, his family and his house daily; it is POINTLESS and Redickulous to remake the Rumor of his death. We should Not Repeat performances, because he will be Expecting them and Knowing very well to ignore the Trite Fucktardedness.}}

===[http://trollingtrain.10.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?p=1186&highlight=#1186 Dudes, you are not gonna believe this. (Sun Aug 29, 2010 1:22 pm)]===
Another new thread:
{{quoteboxred|Even I could not believe it, but I was an Eye-Witness to Chris Smashing his own PSTriple. I had just gotten home from an outing with my family, when at about 4:00 on the afternoon of this Saturday the 28th, I saw Chris walk outside of his house with his Camera in one hand, a pair of workers gloves in his back pocket, and his PS3 in the other hand. I was curious, so I followed him to his backyard, where I watched from behind the gazebo. Thank God I was not seen by him. Yet Fuck Me for forgetting MY Camera.

Anyway, he had taken a busted Air Conditioner from his Junk Pile, placed his console onto it, placed the tripod to one side and detached the camera from it to get a close up of his fat face. I don't remember his shitty speech fully, but it was some stuff of finding peace within himself and was about to destroy the "vessel?" which held his "lonely, anguished self" from the past three years. Then he reattached the camera to the tripod, relocated it for a closer view, walked in front of it, put on the gloves, picked up the nearby brick and started WAILING on it. I was just all Shocked, I could barely move and believe my eyes. He was smashing the thing like asteroids at fucking Armageddon. He looked like he was not going to stop. But after a minute, he put down the brick, took off his gloves and turned the camera off. Also, he had removed the Removable cover with his decals on it; said he was keeping it as a momento or something. And he walked back to the house, carrying his camera and the pieces of his own Smashed PSTriple.

I would have posted sooner, but I was paralyzed with shock for hours; it was Horrifying to me. And later at about near 10:45 that night, I watched from the window of my room as he laid the smashed PS3 on his gravel driveway, and recorded Driving Over it with both of his Left Tires, about 4 or 5 times! My Shock continued more.

I finally recovered about a couple of hours ago, ate a Hungry Man Dinner; I could not eat at all since the first smashing. Then I remembered that I should really be posting this, so here I am.

OMGMGMGMGMGMGMGMGMGMGMGMGMGMG...}}

===[http://trollingtrain.10.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?p=1068&highlight=#1068 Hey, the Equipment and the Digging (Thu Aug 26, 2010 5:12 am)]===
In response to the same thread about digging up Patti:
{{quoteboxred|It's all no good; the neighborhood is Very Often Quiet. The noise will be heard by someone, if not the Damndler family; someone would call the Police on us for sure. Besides which, I was Haunted by the spirit of the dog AND the child Monday Night.

I went over to Chris's house with a flashlight that Night. I'm trekking through the daylilly garden aisles, searching for more bad I can do about the house. When suddenly, I hears a voice, "Hello". I look around and see nobody. I am Terrified. Then suddenly, I am fucking paralyzed; my ankles and wrists are pulled to my left and right, feeling like there were other people's hands holding them down on a floor, and I feel a pair of hands on my Neck too;
strangling me, yet I can still breathe. Then the voice comes back, "Hello, Mr. Troll." It is the voice of a child, about 8 years old. I struggle to look around, yet I see nobody. I'm fuckin' shittin' my pants here. The voice continues, "Do not be afraid of me, like the teachers of the Elementary School were; they did not understand me and my mind. I want you to understand my mind..." Right after, I see a lot of strange images going through my mind. Including the images of an abusive babysitter called "Roache" locking me alone in a static room; a therapy session at James Madison University; the teachers, guidance counsoler and principal of Nathanel Greene Elementary School holding me down and taping my screams and more. I tried to scream, but Nothing came out; it was a Scream of Silence; I could not even utter a WORD in Normal Voice; Only Silence.

Next thing I knows, I am knocked back onto the cement block trail of the garden aisle, by the weight of a big dog, yet there was no dog. Wrists, Ankles and Neck still being hand-held, the child ghost leaves my mind, and then I hear a deep womanly voice, Growling at me as I smelled the stench of a dog's breath surrounding my nostrils. The voice says, "Do not mess with my master, my family or me, you infidel!" Next, I feel the sting of the dog biting into both of my ankles, one after the other. At that moment, I struggle back, leaving behind the lit flashlight I dropped earlier when my arms were
being stretched out. And I limp as fast as I can back to my house, closing and locking the door behind me, gasping for breath and dripping with sweat. I limp to the bathroom with the shower and look in the mirror; what a gross mess I looked like. And I see a Big, Red Rash on the right side of my neck, and rashes on both of my wrists, from the hands that held them in place. And my pant legs were ripped, and he saw on both of my ankles rashes, and Teeth Marks of a Dog. I tried to scream again, but it was another silent scream. And I was unable to speak at all for Four Hours.

I have encountered the Spirits of Young Christopher Weston Chandler and Patti, protecting the Chandler Household. I warn you all right here and now, Stay Away from his house, and Patti's Grave. It is NOT worth it to have to suffer the Nightmare that can render you as damned silent as the Autistic child. And Patti is definitely not friendly to our dark kind.

I tell you only the truth, my friends.}}

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[[Category:Trolling]]
[[Category:Websites]]

User talk:Shiny

2010-11-10T05:00:38Z

Shiny:

Hi, I'm Shiny Marshtomp. Feel free to leave a message here, but if you have a message concerning [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|other things]] then talk to me [http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/User_talk:Pink_Poodle over here].
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== Good Evening ==

Hello. i'm sorry to disturb you but let me introduce myself. my name is johaely and i wan to kow if the character skeleta is yours. in case you may have forgotten, skeleta is one of the troll ocs people sent christian in mailbag. me and some guys here and in asperpedia are working on a project and would like to include her. thank you very much and once again sorry to disturb you.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 03:17, 8 June 2010 (UTC)

:great.thank you very much. just in case here is the design i have for her. tell me what you think.
[[File:Skeleta concept.jpg|500px|its teh cutest zombie evar!!!!!!!!111]][[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 03:05, 9 June 2010 (UTC)

Do you by any chance know hwo made creepychu?

== Just saw your userpage. ==

I feel sorry for your loss.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 03:45, 27 June 2010 (UTC)

== Touhou fan spotted. ==

Awesome. --[[User:Reimu H|Reimu H]] 08:03, 3 October 2010 (PDT)

User:Shiny

2010-11-10T05:00:05Z

Shiny:

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[[File:Gaydog.JPG|thumb|center|NOVEMBER 18, 2001 - JUNE 26, 2010. NEVAR FORGET.]]

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=Cogs's offended at Clyde=
I don't know, she's trying to protect a girl who doesn't give a shit about her.

=Clyde's Beatles Piss Songs=
I don't know, he made this shit up. [[User:Shiny|Shiny]] 04:11, 8 January 2010 (UTC)

==Shiny Road Medley==
The greatest medley ever made.

===They Never Gave me Their Blessings===

They never gave me their blessings

Your parents wanted me just to love you

And in the middle of negotiations

We broke down

You only wanted for me to

Piss on you so that I could stay true

And in the middle of my demonstration

You break down

Shiny's running, bladder spent

Pissing was just my present

All my piss is gone, nothing to do

Any moron could emit

Pissing for just ten minutes

Yellow pissin' flow, nothing to do

But oh, that magic feeling, nothing to do

Oh, that magic feeling

Nothing to do

ONE SWEET DREAM

Pick up the bags get my girl Shiny

Soon we'll be away from here

Step on the gas and wipe that piss away

One sweet dream comes true one day

Comes true one day

Comes true one day (YES IT WILL)

One two three four five six seven

Get my Shiny, take her to heaven
===Here Comes Clyde's Small Thing===

Here comes Clyde's small thing

Here comes Clyde's small thing

Everybody's running

Everybody's scared

Here comes Clyde's small thing

Yo soy paco muy macho tengo taco muy amor

El pollo loco kay suh dilla mucho muy amor

Toro fuerte soy muy quinse tor tilla me amor

===Mean Mr. Clyde Cash===

Mean Mr. Clyde Cash made me stand still

Pissed on me just trying to save water

Pissed on my face on the road

Pissed all over my nice clothes

Hate how it seemingly flows

Such a mean old man

Such a mean old man

My name's Shiny, I work at a church

Taking calls, from Godless heathens

Then I got fired cuz that guy

Pissed on Jesus right in the eye

Always piss in places obscene

Such a dirty old man

Dirty old man

===Shiny's New Van===

Well you should see Shiny's new van

So nice looking but I don't trust that man

He's taking out his small junk pissing all over the trunk

You shouldn't see Shiny's new van

Yeah, yeah, yeah

That van was bought with all the money she saved

Took her years to get the thing that she craved

Now it's completely ruined with all the piss that he spread

God, that man is just completely depraved

===He Pissed Through the Bathroom Window===

Oh look out!

He pissed through the bathroom window

When he heard that doorbell go

He went and broke into her household

To piss on Shiny right below

Didn't anybody tell her

Didn't anybody see

Clyde's been on the phone since Monday

Pissing in a cup for tea

He said he'd go and stalk her

He knew where she was everyday

And though she thought she could restrain him

But the court, the legal system said no way

And so she went into a panic

Then she quit EverQuest II

And though God tried his best to help her

He had no sway over a man who was a Jew

Didn't anybody tell her

Didn't anybody see

Clyde's been on the phone since Monday

Pissing in a cup for tea

Oh yeah...

===Golden Showers===

Once there was Shiny, who loved me so much...

Once there was Shiny, who loved me so

Sleep pretty darling do not cry

Now that you're clean and really dry

Golden showers fill your eyes

Piss awakes you when you rise

Sleep pretty darling do not cry

I'll piss on you when you're not dry

Once there was Shiny, who loved me so much...

Once there was Shiny, who loved me so

Sleep pretty darling do not cry

Now that you're clean and really dry

===Piss On Your Face===

Girl, I'm gonna piss on your face

Piss on your face a long time

Girl, I'm gonna piss on your face

Piss on your face a long time

They never gave me their blessings

So I went and won you over

Now we'll never be separated

Together...

Girl, I'm gonna piss on your face

Piss on your face a long time

Girl, I'm gonna piss on your face

Piss on your face a long time

===The End===

Oh yeah, all right

Will I piss on you in your dreams tonight?

Piss on you, Piss on you, Piss on you, Piss on you

Piss on you, Piss on you, Piss on you, Piss on you

Piss on you, Piss on you, Piss on you, Piss on you

Piss on you, Piss on you, Piss on you, Piss on you

Piss on you, Piss on you, Piss on you, Piss on you

Piss on you, Piss on you, Piss on you, Piss on you

And in the end

The piss you take is equal to the piss I make

===My Shiny===

My Shiny's just a pretty nice girl

But she doesn't like my piss, I'd say

My Shiny's just a pretty nice girl

But opinions change from day to day

I wanna go and just piss on her a lot

But I gotta get a bellyful of wine

My Shiny's just a pretty nice girl

One day she's gonna change her mind

Oh yeah

One day I'll make her change her mind

Day Out

2010-10-30T23:23:07Z

Shiny: #REDIRECT DayOut

#REDIRECT [[DayOut]]

Chris and money

2010-10-13T22:50:53Z

Shiny: /* In other works */

{{quote|He's not good at math when it comes to managing money.|[[Bob Chandler]]<ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript]]</ref>}}

It's obvious that [[Chris]] himself has no grasp on the real value of '''money''', since he actively wastes as much of his [[monthly tugboat]] as possible on luxuries like [[Eye of Judgement|trading cards]], [[Officer Nasty|sex toys]], [[Duck|porn]], [[PS3|video games]], and, more recently, [[alcohol]]. He also once, when giving out the laws of [[CWCville]], equated 10 years in prison to a $1,500 fine.<ref>[[Chris Chan Q&A 27 October 2008]]</ref> He also equated 50 hours of community service to $500 (for any sexual violations).<ref>[[Mailbag_31#Magi-Chan_knows_when_you_fuck]]</ref>

Chris is a self-admitted impulse buyer. His [[PSN]] account shows that he's never played more than half of the games he's bought. And yet, astoundingly, he's still gone out of his way to buy ''all'' available downloadable content for ''every'' PS3 game that he's ever purchased, and he also further promoted his Sony fanboyism by later buying a Sony LCD HDTV for his bedroom which likely cost at least about $1,000-$1,500. All the while, Chris buys his [[Chris and fashion|clothes]] at second-hand discount thrift stores.

==But wait, Chris isn't employed! ==

Chris's only source of income is the $809 [[monthly tugboat|"tugboat"]] that he receives from the U.S. federal government every month, placing his annual income at $9,708 a year. Chris's parents take $450 to pay for room and board.<ref>Miyamoto Saga</ref> In addition, Chris and his family get [[Wikipedia:Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program|SNAP]] money every month - more commonly known as "food stamps."

{{quote|My father helped me get my Social Security set up; I get more a month than I could at a job. |Chris, completely deluded and taking pride in being a lazy bastard.}}

[[Bob Chandler|Chris's father]] has been encouraging his son to remain unemployed, since he believes that Chris will earn more money from his monthly tugboat than from getting a job. However, this assumption is inaccurate. Minimum wage in the state of [[Virginia]] is $7.25 an hour. If Chris were to somehow do a complete 180° on his life and begin working a full forty-hour week, his monthly payment before taxes and payment for room and board would be about $1,260 - $15,100 annually. Subtracting what he pays his parents to live in filth monthly, as well as the 5% tax his income range mandates in the state of Virginia, Chris could very likely be left with a ridiculous $9,000 in ''spending'' money, as in, for more sex toys and video games. Contrast this with the $4,200 Chris pulls annually from the government after paying off his parents (roughly equal to what he's spent in total so far on his PS3); it becomes clear that Bob's encouragement comes from either delusion or knowing that his son is a [[fail]]ure.

A very likely explanation for Chris's reckless spending is that his [[Barb|coddling]] [[Bob|parents]] are at fault (to a degree at least). In addition to coddling him throughout his entire life, they have managed to make sure that Chris has never felt the repercussions for his exorbitant spending by taking over paying Chris's credit card debt, regularly giving him about "$6 a day for small things", buying him fast food on a daily basis, and continuing to let himself blow all his money on [[list of Chris's video games|frivolities]] and [[sex toys|useless stuff]], as opposed to essentials like [[Chris and health#Chris and hygiene|hygiene products]]. Whenever Chris manages to [[The GAMe PLACe|get himself into trouble]], he knows that Bob and Barb will come [[Matthew Noble call|running to his aid and defend him]] and dig him out of whatever mess he's managed to get himself into, even if it is clear that his [[target|is in the wrong]]. This enabling is the most likely explanation (in addition to his [[autism|poor impulse control]]) for why Chris spends himself into debt as much as he does.

Chris strongly believes that by receiving and spending his tugboat on useless shit he is aiding the economy and paying for the tugboat of others.<ref>[[Mailbag 34]]</ref> Again, this demonstrates his idiocy since sales tax goes to the state government and these "tugboats" are paid with federal payroll tax. Apparently, this is too complex for Chris's autistic mind. Where Chris is hiding the printing press to afford this discretionary spending is unknown.

Interestingly enough, while he has no clue how to handle money, Chris has an unhealthy [[Ego|fixation]] on his material possessions. In [[Vivitheg's AIM chat]], he stated that he did not want to sell any of his stuff, and in the [[Miyamoto Saga]], he refused to sell anything to help raise money for the trip to Redmond.

==Credit cards==
As surprising as it is that Chris has his own credit cards, it is equally unsurprising how unwisely he uses them. As of [[February 2009]], Chris had managed to rack up $2,000 worth of debt (at the time of [[Mumble 4]], $1,000 of that sum came from the PSN store, but his bill for PSN downloads increases by the day) and had even stolen his parents' credit cards to use when his own were maxed out. According to an [[Vivian_Gee_E-mails_2|e-mail Chris sent to Vivian Gee]], by [[January 2010]] his debt was around $3,500 and had apparently been higher at some point in the intervening time.

By then, Bob Chandler had had to step in, forcing Chris to put the brakes on his spending and pay down his debt according to a regular schedule. Chris, unaware of or uninterested in the fact that unpaid credit-card debt accrues vast amounts of interest, had historically made payments in the smallest installments possible.

==In the comic==
In [[Sonichu (comic)|the comic]] it is clear Chris has no idea how money works. [[Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]], [[Patti-Chan]], and most likely, all of the other characters live off welfare, just like Chris IRL. He seems to have no concept of tax, or that it's the American populace who pay for his [[Kimmi|bullshit]]. Sonichu and Rosechu are living in a two story house with an attic offered by the city and they are [[Mailbag 21#Home economics|"paid" in average]] of $3,500 a month just to hang around. And maybe for the occasional [[Sonichu 9|city defense]] or [[A Sonichu Day|errand]].

In [[Sonichu 9|Episode 19]], it's shown that CWCVille actually uses its own currency, in the form of C Quarters and W Quarters. 10 C Quarters make up a W Quarter - don't bother asking how that makes sense in any way, considering [[honor roll|what the word "quarter" means]]. (Our best guess: C Quarters = US$0.25, W Quarters = US$2.50) Nor does it explain why fines are levied in U.S. dollars.

==In other works==
Chris shows us his complete misunderstanding of the stress his ideas would put on the American [[Wikipedia:Social Security (United States)|Social Security]] system if he was left in charge of it in a text called "[[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story]]." This is where the idea of "Soup Hotels" came from.

{{quote|Even the homeless have a place to stay in the ten Soup Kitchens/Hotels. |Chris with a very bad idea [http://leoweekly.com/news/left-wayside that has come to frution in one American city...]}}

Chris depicts "Soup Hotels" as a building ten stories tall with between ten and twenty rooms per floor, equipped with single bathrooms, bed, lighting and cable TV.<ref>[[Mailbag 20]]</ref> Of course, the homeless will stay there for free. So, instead of building homeless shelters with dormitories, common rooms, and shared TV sets, Chris thinks the homeless should be treated to all the comforts of a ''bona fide'' hotel. This means that, in [[CWCville]], there are around 1,500 homeless people left outside. This might be the result of the local industry, choked by heavy taxes needed to pay those social expenses, being unable to make a profit there and thus moving away.

In [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], [[Ultra Sonichu]] and bevy of Rosechus stop at a soup hotel. The building is labeled Soup Hotel 17, implying that CWCville has had to open at least seven new homeless shelters in the span of a month, or they're just bad at numbering the things.

In [[Mailbag 29]] he states that $10 an hour is a reasonable price to pay for sex with a prostitute. To show his further ignorance of simple economics, Chris proposed a chain of state-run brothels where this shockingly inexpensive fee would not only pay women for sex, pay the salary of a pimp (which would be a redundant middleman in a state-approved brothel), pay for STD testing for the prostitutes, but would also pay for free Sex Ed classes for [[virgin]]s. In real life, Chris tried to scam his way out of paying for sex with a Craigslist [[Chris and sex#Prostitution|prostitute]] who was charging $100 per hour by telling her about the trolls, his life story, and his many personal problems. The prostitute hung up on him.

== On TV ==
In [[Mumble 6]], Chris discussed making a TV show called ''The Chris Chandler Show''. One of his demands was the show should not have any commercial breaks, either showing a distinct lack of understanding as to how a TV station makes money, or perhaps he plans to sell the advertising fees to a single company so that they can play a long ad in the beginning of the air time and leave the rest of the show uninterrupted, à-la the season premieres of [[wikipedia:24 (TV Series)|24]]. We cannot know for sure, but he has probably seen at least one show that has done this, and gathered the idea from there.

Chris also seems to not understand that [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|if the health department, of Greene County, sees that TV show, that he put on the damn TV, they could be evicted, and he would have to move out]].

== Best Buy Mastercard ==

In the [[Matthew Noble call]], it was revealed by Bob himself that Chris not only has a Mastercard charge account acquired through Best Buy, but as of the second week of [[August 2010]], Chris had somehow used it to land himself in yet more debt and had been laden with fees for bouncing a card payment. Bob, in the throes of some sort of conspiracy paranoia involving the staff and patrons of [[the GAMe PLACe]], claims that it was most likely [[Michael Snyder]] who had hacked Chris's credit card and checking accounts, though why someone who's been on a manager's salary for several years would bother stealing from Chris is unknown. Also unknown is why ''any'' financial institution would give Chris a line of credit at this point.

Bob continues that the resulting transactions may have ruined Chris' credit rating (though that ship has ''long'' since fucking sailed), and, in a disturbingly Chris-like fashion, seems to use this damning information to try to make Chris' latest brush with the [[Law]] seem "petty" in comparison.

There are three possibilities as to what has actually occurred (from least to most likely):
* Trolls have achieved this new pinnacle of fucking with Chris and didn't bother bragging about it on some forum or another.
* Some regular criminal's credit card fraud scheme has, just by chance, hit Chris.
* Chris blew whatever little credit that Best Buy had foolishly given him, mistakenly attempted to pay off the card with funds from his checking account that weren't there, and is now blaming his crippling debt on [[Trolls]], in another transparent attempt to not have to take responsibility.

==See also==
*[[Monthly tugboat]]

==Sauce==
<references/>

{{Chris and}}

[[Category: Chris-chan]]

Optimus Prime

2010-10-11T04:39:28Z

Shiny:

{{taxpayermoney}}
{{quote|Freedom is the right of all sentient beings.|Optimus Prime, on everything that isn't Chris}}

{{quote|I also see myself as a leader-figure, like Optimus Prime.|Chris<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu_profile#More_Information_About_Myself]]</ref>}}

[[Image:SarahDeath.jpg|thumb|300px|right|YOU GOT THE TOUCH! YOU GOT THE POWERRRRR!]]
Despite serving as the legendary commander of the heroic Autobots for over nine million years, '''Optimus Prime''' was depicted as the tractor trailer which savagely murdered [[Sarah Jackson]] in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]. This has led to speculation that Jackson was, in fact, a Decepticon agent, although Prime's actions, regardless of their intent, still make him one of the deadliest and most popular Sonichu villains of all-time.

In spite of this act, Chris remains a fan of Optimus Prime and considers himself just as [[Quizzes#Christian Weston Chandler Quiz|strong and noble]]. Chris has referenced<ref>[[IRC (28 December 2008)]]</ref><ref>[[CWC Update 28 December 2008]]</ref> a story of a boy who locked himself in his room upon seeing Prime's death in the 1986 film "[[Transformers]]: The Movie".<ref>[http://www.thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/nostalgia-critic/1600-nostalgia-critic-top-11-saddest-moments The Nostalgia Critic - Top 11 Saddest Moments]</ref>
Further, Chris considers Optimus Prime an important symbol of masculinity. When forced to [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 5th, 2009|say that he was gay]], Chris held his Optimus Prime toy throughout the video, an act he [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 6th, 2009|later explained]] was a nonverbal clue that his gay confession was insincere.

{{quote|I was holding on to my manhood, my straightness by having Optimus Prime in my lap...|Chris, discussing how he was gripping tightly to manhood while he announced his homosexuality}}

In his [[Rollin' and Trollin']] video, it was revealed that Chris carries [[Optimus Prime]] around in his backpack, probably for security. According to field trolls, after making fun of Optimus Chris whispered "I'm sorry Optimus" while placing him back in his bag. Sadly, this incident was not caught on camera, but it does prove Optimus has a stronger hold on Chris than previously thought. The only reason he likely doesn't show up as often in the comic as Chris's other obsessions is likely because, as a mechanical object, he's a bit harder to draw than the [[Chris and Art|amorphous blobs]] that make up the rest of the cast.

 

== Optimus on CWC ==

The possibility that Jackson's death was an unfortunate accident was quickly dispelled when Prime uploaded a scathing [[YouTube]] video, attacking Chris for his years of disturbing behavior, both on and off of the Internet. In particular, he expresses utter disgust at Chris's use of Prime's likeness as an avatar of Chandler's [[Duck|wang]].

<center>{{#ev:youtube|TYy-0OPEczM}}</center>

==Sauces==
<references/>

==See also==
*[[Chris and sex]]
*[[Megatron pistol]]
*[[Sarah Jackson]]
*[[Transformers]]

{{Not_Jerks}}

[[Category:Transformers]]
[[Category:Villains]]

Emily

2010-10-03T13:22:25Z

Shiny: /* Video fail */

[[Image:Emily.jpg|thumb|right|The real Emily?]]
'''Emily''' is Chris's onetime [[sweetheart]] with whom he went on a date. The date memorably ended in disaster when he was trolled IRL by the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]]; literally.

==Agent 99==

Emily's identity is zealously guarded by her friends, but needless to say, we can tell you she's female and has great legs. Some argue she's Asian, but those people are probably [[slow in the minds]].

==Chris's first date==

In [[2009#March|March 2009]], shortly after [[Julie]] turned out to be a 13 year old boy, Chris vowed that he would return to his real life exploits of stalking women in public places in order to gain his [[sweetheart]]. Emily, a journalism student and head of the Sonichu Girls Fan Club chapter at West Virginia University (and totally not a troll), decided to take Chris up on his offer and asked if he'd liked to go out to lunch sometime.

Chris actually stood up Emily the first time because he was so [[stress|stressed]] from his parents arguing over whether she was real or not. [[Bob]] believed that Emily was sincere and truly wanted to meet Chris while [[Barb]] was more suspicious. Chris's small mind could not handle two simultaneous arguments and so he crashed into slumber. Emily was pissed off about this and demanded that Chris reschedule. Chris agreed and a new date was set.

When Chris finally did meet up for the date, he brought his 81-year-old father, Bob Chandler along. Yes, he brought his dad on his first date. At least it wasn't his mother, though.

===Kiss fail===
[[Image:0606-CWC21-2.jpg|thumb|For reference, this is Chris in his kissing stance.]]

{{quote|Well, when I was going to ditch him for the man in the picklesuit, Chris had his arm extended like he wanted a hug. So I was like, "sure, whatever" and was just going to give him a half assed hug. Lord, what a dumb move. I'm a small girl, so I have narrow shoulders. His large fucking arm basically weighed down around my neck over my shoulder and tightening, and what I could see in the corner of my eye was Chris puckering his lips and his face moving closer to mine. I did a [[Chop Chop Onion's Rap Showdown|duck and turn]] to avoid it. If I seriously turned my head to get a better look, he may have well have gotten my lips. I wonder if that was what Chris was going for; the surprise kiss on the lips when the girl turns her head. Too bad that only works in anime and movies. Or really suave guys.|The victim}}

===Video fail===

This short clip contains the only footage that exists.
<center>{{#ev:youtube|cl2LUzQYQMM}}</center>

==Date conversation transcript==

''See [[Emily Date Conversation Transcript]].''

==Post-date conversation transcript==

'''Clyde:''' Sorry.
 '''Chris:''' What's up?
 '''Emily:''' I think we need to talk.
 '''Chris:''' Okay.
 '''Emily:''' Becau—it's not me, Chris. It's you. And, you know, I was just thinking about yesterday. I really didn't appreciate you, like, [[Megan|touching]] me all the time.
 '''Chris:''' I'm sorry, what?
 '''Emily:''' I di-I didn't appreciate you, like, constantly touching me, okay? You'd, like, just met me, and you were touching me constantly.
 '''Chris:''' Oh. I'm sorry.
 '''Emily:''' [''interrupting''] I mean, you should never do that to a woman on, like, you know, one that you just met. And especially when you try, like... You tried to kiss me, okay? That's not right at all.
 '''Chris:''' I'm so sorry, I was a little nervous. I was nervous, a little bit.
 '''Emily:''' Why would you try to kiss somebody when--if you're nervous? I mean, I thought, like, people would be nervous and ''not'' try to kiss somebody. 
 '''Chris:''' I don't–
 '''Emily:''' But anyways. Let me tell you about--
 '''Chris:''' Anyway.
 '''Emily:''' You'll probably ne--you'll probably never hear from me again, Chris, because the Pickle Man was just--he was a perfect gentleman, okay? He, like, took me out on a date and paid for my movie, and, like, since he kept his hands off of me, he got, like, a little extra ''extra'' from me, and that could have been you, Chris. Okay? So--and then he took me to meet Clyde, and Clyde's, like, a perfect gentleman as well. So I'm going to be living in his mansion from now on.
 '''Chris:''' Hmm. Anyway, did you get back to West Virginia okay?
 '''Emily:''' Yeah. Well, I didn't exactly go back to West Virginia; I'm going to be living with Clyde now, with, uh, with [[Julie]] and [[Blanca]] and [[Sarah]] and everyone else, Chris. Do you understand?
 '''Chris:''' I see.
 '''Emily:''' Like, like, since... You don't understand, like, all the women that you've mistreated in the past, they're living with Clyde because he is rehabilitating them.
 '''Chris:''' Hmm. I see... [''pause''] Well, I don't know what to say.
 '''Emily:''' So, do you have anything else to say?
 '''Chris:''' Umm. Well, this is the, uh... Well, uh, all I can say is, uh, I’m sorry about if you feel—if you feel—if I--that if I mistreated you, and, uh, somewhat, if you—if you felt like I, uh, did wrong.
 '''Emily:''' Because I don't know why-why you have, like against, like, these men in the… pickle suits or whatever. Because he was just a guy in a pickle suit. I don’t understand, like, what was so, like, threatening about him. And apparently you, like, called the cops on him? I mean, what did he do wrong? How you gotta report him? Saying that, like, a guy in a pickle suit's, like, stole your date.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, well, I think in the past, uh, there, uh, yeah, guy in the pickle suit posed as, uh, Blanca.
 '''Emily:''' But I mean--
 '''Chris:''' And, uh...
 '''Emily:''' You, like, didn’t know this guy, and you’re already passing judgment on him, and you’re already, like… You passed judgment on thi—on Clyde, okay? Clyde’s like, the nicest guy ever, okay? He is, like… He is gonna be, like, taking care of me for the rest of the li—rest of my life. ‘Cause he is loaded with cash.
 '''Chris:''' Hmm.
 '''Emily:''' Hence why his last name is Cash.
 '''Chris:''' I see. Well, anyway, uh, if that’s what you want, uh, I can’t, uh, force you or anyth—or anything else. So, uh--
 '''Emily:''' But, Chris, you should be careful [''Chris overlapping, indistinct'']. But you should be careful, Chris, on, like, all the women that you encounter, you better make sure that you treat them properly, do not touch them on the first date; don’t try to fucking kiss them, and, you know, you’ll have no problems, but if you do, you know, the pickle men will come and take them away, and take them to Clyde, and he is gonna take care of them for the rest of their lives as well.
 '''Chris:''' I see. All right. Okay. All right, well, you—you take care of yourself.
 '''Clyde:''' Hey why don't you take care of yourself too, Chris, okay?
 '''Chris:''' Uh, yeah. Okay. Bye-bye.

''For the second part of this audio which is unrelated to Emily, see [[Hooker_incident|The Hooker Incident]].''

==Hindsight==
Chris no longer considers this a date. When speaking with others about it, he claims it was nothing more than meeting a fan, and even less of a date because he got trolled.

==External links==
* [http://www.mediafire.com/?jmmyzlznhfa Post-date conversations]

{{Sweethearts}}

[[Category:Sweethearts]]
[[Category:Trolls]]

Club Nintendo

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Shiny:

[[Image:Mariohat.png|thumb|left|What hackers did when the Club Nintendo yearly award was given]]

'''Club Nintendo''' is a customer-loyalty program that rewards the purchasers of [[Nintendo]] [[video games]] and hardware. Buyers can register a code on the Club Nintendo website confirming that they've bought an item, get a certain number of points depending on the value of the item, and then cash in the points for various prizes.

[[Chris]] is a big fan of these sorts of giveaways ([[My Coke Rewards]] being another example), and so he seems to have diligently registered his new acquisitions over the years. This record of his purchases spans from when the program first got started in 2003 (as My Nintendo) all the way through to [[February 2009]], where he quit Club Nintendo to get himself more absorbed into his [[PS3]] and ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]''.

Since the records may not be entirely representative of what he's bought, it's hard to draw any firm conclusions from this information. However, it suggests that Chris doesn't download games for his Wii with nearly the same abandon as he does on the [[PlayStation Network]]. His Wii downloads as accounted here are actually fairly limited and show pretty decent taste on his part. (This may just be a result of the PSN sucking up every last bit of cash from his [[monthly tugboat]], though.)

Chris spent his My Coke Rewards points almost as fast as he could get them, but for whatever reason, he hoarded his Club Nintendo points. According to the trolls who hacked his account, Chris acquired only one prize: a copy of ''Game & Watch Collection'' for the Nintendo DS. [[Clyde Cash]], in his wisdom, chose to spend a few more on a gift for [[Barack Obama]].

==The list==
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Date Registered
!align="left"|Item
!align="left"|Type
|-
|19 November 2003
|''Mario Party 5
|Game
|-
|19 November 2003
|''Mario Kart: Double Dash!!
|Game
|-
|24 November 2003
|Game Boy Advance
|Hardware
|-
|24 November 2003
|Game Boy Advance SP
|Hardware
|-
|24 November 2003
|Nintendo GameCube
|Hardware
|-
|13 March 2004
|''Pokémon Colosseum
|Game
|-
|5 May 2004
|''Wario Ware, Inc.: Mega Party Game$
|Game
|-
|13 June 2004
|''Classic NES Series: Super Mario Bros.
|Game
|-
|8 September 2004
|''Pokémon FireRed
|Game
|-
|8 September 2004
|''Pokémon LeafGreen
|Game
|-
|26 October 2004
|''Donkey Konga
|Game
|-
|29 June 2004
|GBA Video ''Pokémon - Johto Photo Finish
|Other
|-
|18 July 2004
|GBA Video ''Pokémon - For Ho-Oh the Bells Toll
|Other
|-
|31 December 2004
|Nintendo DS
|Hardware
|-
|5 January 2005
|''Super Mario 64 DS
|Game
|-
|12 January 2005
|GBA Video ''Pokémon - I Choose You!
|Other
|-
|17 February 2005
|''WarioWare: Touched!
|Game
|-
|5 March 2005
|''Pokémon Emerald
|Game
|-
|30 March 2005
|''Donkey Kong Jungle Beat
|Game
|-
|30 March 2005
|GBA Video ''Pokémon - Beach Blank-Out Blastoise
|Other
|-
|1 April 2005
|''Pokémon Dash
|Game
|-
|6 May 2005
|''Yoshi Topsy-Turvy
|Game
|-
|15 May 2005
|''Donkey Konga 2
|Game
|-
|15 May 2005
|''Polarium
|Game
|-
|25 May 2005
|''WarioWare: Twisted!
|Game
|-
|7 September 2005
|''Nintendogs - Dachshund & Friends
|Game
|-
|12 November 2005
|Game Boy micro
|Hardware
|-
|19 November 2005
|''Metroid Prime Pinball
|Game
|-
|25 December 2005
|''Animal Crossing: Wild World
|Game
|-
|27 December 2005
|''Mario Kart DS
|Game
|-
|7 January 2006
|''Kirby: Canvas Curse
|Game
|-
|23 February 2006
|''Mario Party 7
|Game
|-
|23 February 2006
|''Metroid Prime 2: Echoes
|Game
|-
|9 March 2006
|''Pokémon Trozei
|Game
|-
|23 March 2006
|''Tetris DS
|Game
|-
|28 March 2006
|''Metroid Prime Hunters
|Game
|-
|11 April 2006
|''True Swing Golf
|Game
|-
|15 April 2006
|''Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time
|Game
|-
|15 April 2006
|''Super Princess Peach
|Game
|-
|19 April 2006
|''Brain Age: Train Your Brain in Minutes a Day
|Game
|-
|16 May 2006
|''New Super Mario Bros.
|Game
|-
|1 June 2006
|''Dance Dance Revolution: Mario Mix
|Game
|-
|30 August 2006
|''Star Fox Command
|Game
|-
|15 September 2006
|''Sudoku Gridmaster
|Game
|-
|21 September 2006
|''Big Brain Academy
|Game
|-
|26 September 2006
|''Mario Hoops 3-on-3
|Game
|-
|27 September 2006
|''Mario vs. Donkey Kong 2: March of the Minis
|Game
|-
|27 October 2006
|''Drill Dozer
|Game
|-
|27 October 2006
|''Magnetica
|Game
|-
|29 October 2006
|''Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Blue Rescue Team
|Game
|-
|2 November 2007
|Everybody Votes Channel
|Download
|-
|2 November 2007
|Internet Browser
|Download
|-
|2 November 2007
|''Kirby's Adventure
|Download
|-
|2 November 2007
|''Metroid Prime 3'' Preview
|Download
|-
|2 November 2007
|''Paper Mario
|Download
|-
|2 November 2007
|''Super Metroid
|Download
|-
|9 November 2007
|''Alien Soldier
|Download
|-
|9 November 2007
|''Sin & Punishment
|Download
|-
|20 November 2007
|Check Mii Out Channel
|Download
|-
|20 November 2007
|Nintendo Wii
|Hardware
|-
|20 November 2007
|''Pokémon Battle Revolution
|Game
|-
|20 November 2007
|''Pokémon Diamond
|Game
|-
|20 November 2007
|''Pokémon Pearl
|Game
|-
|20 November 2007
|''Super Mario Galaxy
|Game
|-
|20 November 2007
|''Wii Play
|Game
|-
|24 November 2007
|Nintendo DS Lite
|Hardware
|-
|14 December 2007
|''Bonk's Adventure
|Download
|-
|14 December 2007
|''Pokémon Snap
|Download
|-
|14 December 2007
|''Wrecking Crew
|Download
|-
|11 March 2008
|''Super Smash Bros. Brawl
|Game
|-
|5 May 2008
|''Pokémon Puzzle League
|Game
|-
|27 May 2008
|Nintendo Channel
|Download
|-
|27 May 2008
|Photo Channel 1.1
|Download
|-
|16 June 2008
|''My Pokémon Ranch
|Download
|-
|12 August 2008
|''Family Table Tennis
|Download
|-
|12 August 2008
|''Sonic the Hedgehog
|Download
|-
|5 January 2009
|''Space Invaders Get Even
|Download
|-
|5 January 2009
|''World of Goo
|Download
|-
|5 January 2009
|''Animal Crossing: City Folk
|Game
|-
|9 January 2009
|''Battalion Wars 2
|Game
|-
|9 January 2009
|''Mario Kart
|Game
|-
|9 January 2009
|''Mario Super Sluggers
|Game
|-
|9 January 2009
|''Metroid Prime 3 Corruption
|Game
|-
|9 January 2009
|''Wario Land: Shake It!
|Game
|-
|10 January 2009
|''Wii Music
|Game
|-
|15 January 2009
|''Sonic the Hedgehog 2
|Download
|-
|15 January 2009
|''Sudoku Challenge!
|Download
|-
|23 January 2009
|''The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
|Download
|-
|23 January 2009
|''Tetris Party
|Download
|-
|28 January 2009
|''Milon's Secret Castle
|Download
|-
|28 January 2009
|''Solomon's Key
|Download
|-
|30 January 2009
|''The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
|Game
|-
|3 February 2009
|''Sonic Chaos
|Download
|-
|3 February 2009
|Wii Speak Channel
|Download
|-
|4 February 2009
|''The Legend of the Mystical Ninja
|Download
|-
|4 February 2009
|''Wonder Boy
|Download
|-
|10 February 2009
|''Dr. Mario Online Rx
|Download
|-
|20 February 2009
|''Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon
|Game
|}

==See also==
* [[My Coke Rewards]]

==Download==
*http://www.mediafire.com/?mknwejnzn1a

{{Lists}}

[[Category:Video Games]]

CWCki:General

2010-09-23T20:31:31Z

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*[[CWCki:General/Archive 1|Archive 1]]

For discussion that doesn't fit into the other community pages - though do keep it related to the CWCki.

== Da update is used for Chris updates...but what about other updates? ==
For example, I don't think the Lucas video game pictures should be on the update, but it should be noteworthy. Should it placed in da update or no? Also if you're wondering what pictures, I'M WORKING ON IT. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 21:33, 9 September 2010 (PDT)
:Where should I stick the pictures? I uploaded them with Lucas commentary on them. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 12:42, 10 September 2010 (PDT)
::I think either the list of Chris's games article or the video games article. Leaning towards the video games article, if only because the list article is already pretty damned huge. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 14:07, 10 September 2010 (PDT)

== Image purge project ==
According to the Spongepedia (also hosted by dreamhost), 500 internal server error may be caused by TOO MANY IMAGES. In any case, I'm sick of seeing shitty images that do nothing to enhance articles as well. please tag images that are useless on their talk pages for deletion. kthx [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 20:45, 10 September 2010 (PDT)
*Based on what you told me about the Spongebob wiki, their problem was also due to image size. Perhaps if we work on resizing images down to less than 30kb?--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 13:34, 11 September 2010 (PDT)
::Eh, the 500 errors are a configuration/setup issue. I highly doubt images are the root cause. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 13:44, 11 September 2010 (PDT)
:::No, it's a general agreed consensus that the 500 internal server error is occurring more often nowadays. It has to do with an increasing amount of SOMETHING. I'm going by this only lead right now. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 19:09, 11 September 2010 (PDT)
::::I mostly get 500 errors on pages that are large - that is - the body of text is large. Images really seem to have a negligible effect on whether a page 500's for me or not. We should think carefully about whether going about an image purge will largely be a wasted effort and/or do more harm than good towards error fixing (generating more edits - which may also form part of the problem). --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 20:06, 11 September 2010 (PDT)

== Overlooked interview? ==

A couple of weeks ago, I noticed on the talk page for [[Chris-chan_Discusses...]], the subject of a previous interview was brought up, and Champ said he didn't want to put it on until they had a youtube version for it. A year later, someone did. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uR_PrPHC2l0 The video doesn't have many views, and I don't believe it has an article for it. I'm not sure if any of this is relevant, but I wanted to draw attention to it in case it needs an article or some other mention.--[[User:Austin|Austin]] 06:03, 11 September 2010 (PDT)

== Chris and diligence article? ==

Christian's work ethics and his laziness are rightfully infamous, but there isn't an article dealing with it en detail. I'd make it myself but due to stress and my poor grasp of English I'd rather hear the opinions of others on it before making a crappy attempt. --[[User:Maximilian Graves|Maximilian Graves]] 07:58, 15 September 2010 (PDT)
** Strangely enough, I was thinking the same thing. Though with how lazy he is, the article would probably grow to be almost as large as the article on sex. [[User:Melainia|Melainia]] 21:04, 15 September 2010 (EST)

== My response to the site administrator. ==

Just a few days ago, a member of our forums decided to claim that we were involved in attacks on your wiki. We were notified by the administrator of your site on a locked topic supposedly thanking us for our actions placed on PSPownsYou (or PBML) and also requested action on another supposed participant named Level1isbest. I just want to point out that we have no intention of harming your site and that the involved parties are a bunch of fucking trolls, but then again every person on Newgrounds does it for the lulz, not including school shootings (Jeff Weise). Sorry for any inconvienence. [[User:Tateos|Tateos]] 16:25, 15 September 2010 (PDT)

==Chris and Morality Page==

Though his morality has been mentioned on several other pages, I think it would be best to have one page dedicated to his morality, or lack there-of, and where it comes from, mainly his ego. [[User:Melainia|Melainia]] 21:07, 15 September 2010 (EST)
: Frankly, if it's coming from his ego, it should be mentioned on the [[ego]] page. This is, however, unless there's enough to justify a major Chris and page.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 20:37, 15 September 2010 (PDT)
:: I don't really think Chris's morality needs its own page, as it would end up being a documentation of all the times he's been a horrible person (huge list), and all of the reasons behind it (troll speculation). These issues are already covered rather in depth on Chris's own page, the White Knighting page, the pages on Chris's Lies, Things Chris Has Ripped Off, Women's Rights, Homos etc. I feel a page purely about what a bad person he is is redundant (and self-evident besides). [[User:Sygerrik|Sygerrik]] 09:46, 16 September 2010 (PDT)

== so i did some spring cleaning today. ==
http://www.mediafire.com/?q6dsbzkgteqxpp6 - and then i realized it was autumn. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 17:44, 18 September 2010 (PDT)

:Does the great Clyde wish for these to be uploaded to their appropriate articles? --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 22:49, 18 September 2010 (PDT)

::No, I want them to stay in this link forever and never be posted on the CWCki. Ever. EVER. This is the reason why I posted on the CWCki, to ensure that would happen. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:50, 19 September 2010 (PDT)

I was doing some spring cleaning too, little cuz! I was going through my emails and then suddenly i stumbled upon this pic of CWC that WallFlower gave to me awhile back! As The Ancient Hawaiians used to say: A clean coconut is a clean soul. http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/7886/cwcinkilt.jpg [[User:SurfShackTito|SurfShackTito]] 17:58, 18 September 2010 (PDT)

:lol at the Marge Simpson poster - [[User:Captainhowdy|Captainhowdy]] 19:23, 18 September 2010 (PDT)

== Tugboat icon I made for Donations ==

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14 Branchland Court

2010-09-22T18:36:50Z

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{{Honest}}
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{{quote|One does not simply walk into 14 Branchland Court. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the great Man-child is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with video games and sex toys, the very air you breath is a poisonous fume. Not with ten thousand men could you do this, it is folly.|[[YouTube]] comment, dragonslayer396}}

[[Image:Fullfrontalfilth.gif|thumb|The most complete view of the front. Note the [[Sonichu]] drawn in the snow.]]
[[Image:CWCHouse.jpg|thumb|Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.]]
[[Image:Chris house.jpg|thumb|Aerial shot of the house.]]
[[Image:Chandlerhousegooglemaps.jpg|thumb|Another aerial image of the Chandler House.]]
[[Image:BranchlandCourt.jpg|thumb|A more awesome (and badass, and more accurate) depiction of 14 Branchland Court]]

'''14 Branchland Court''' is the lair of the [[Chandler]] clan. It is a white (now yellowed to ivory) two-story house trimmed in [[homos|pink]] (faded from a dark red) with three bedrooms on the outskirts of [[Ruckersville, VA]]. The property is near the intersection of Branchland Court and Westwood Drive, facing northwest. The house itself reeks of the early [[1980s]], having tacky fake shutters and vinyl siding; it probably hasn't been re-sided in years. As a result of its dated look, in addition to the decaying gardens and overgrown yard, it has done a number on local property values.

As of [[2009#March|March 2009]], all space not used for walking or sleeping appeared to be packed full of junk. However, in earlier pictures (those of [[Chris]]'s twentieth birthday [2002], for instance), the house was once quite tidy. In his [[Tour of Christian's House|video tour]], Chris also keeps referring to the fact that "things got cluttered," suggesting that the house has grown fuller and fuller in the past decade. "Clutter" is, of course, a horrible understatement. The house is packed with crap. Its former living room is unusable, with junk filling the entire space and reaching within two feet of the ceiling. Similarly, other rooms are full of junk, but rather than solid blocks of shit, there are small crevices with chairs, TVs, and other furnishings.

[[THAT IS MY HOUSE]] revealed that Chris's parents are aware of the house's condition (what with the junk being both a health hazard and a fire hazard), and fear that [[Tour of Christian's House|Chris's video tours]] may elicit the attention of the [http://www.vdh.state.va.us/LHD/ThomasJefferson/Greene/ Health Department of Greene County] (Email them!) resulting in their home being condemned. Trolls made several calls to the health department in hopes of spurring such a process into action, but their efforts proved fruitless.

Chris [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8|claimed]] to have put forth some effort towards cleaning up the house in early 2010, but the "back-breaking" tasks he describes amount to simple maintenance, like vacuuming and scrubbing the floors. He talks about this as if he is making great progress in fixing the disaster area that is 14 Branchland Court, but his efforts appear to be just enough to keep him from [[Vivitheg's AIM chat|slipping on cat shit]] on a regular basis.

==History==
Chris lived at 14 Branchland Court from the time he was born until his family moved him to the Richmond area, some distance away, in order to escape the [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|Greene County]] public school system's attempts to pull him out of mainstream schools. After the move, which took place in the fall of 1992, Chris and his father lived in the Richmond suburbs while his mother held down the fort in Ruckersville so she could continue working for the local electric power authority until retirement. Barbara joined them after retiring a few years later.

The Chandlers moved back to the Ruckersville house in 2000 after Chris graduated high school. In a [[100 2178|video]] released in May 2010, Chris claims that his family tried and failed to sell the house at some point, and would have stayed in the Richmond suburbs if they had been able to find a buyer. (He attributes the house's failure to sell to a conspiracy between local realtors and the Greene County school system, but as this article will explain, it probably went unsold for more practical reasons.)

==The Tour==
{{main|Tour of Chris's House}}

In two videos uploaded on [[2009#March|27 March 2009]], Chris provides a tour of his house and the property that it's on. Like his own room, Chris's entire house is a disaster area. Several rooms are so full of shit that Chris cannot enter them.

What follows is a brief description of the rooms and other areas of 14 Branchland Court.

==First floor==
In the north corner is what Christian describes as "the music room," which is now primarily the domain of [[Barbara Chandler]], who frequently sleeps there. A small bathroom is directly in front of the stairs leading up to the front door. On the other end of a short hallway is the utility room, in which the family keeps a refrigerator in addition to the usual washer and dryer. The family room (possibly in the west corner) has been claimed by [[Bob Chandler]], who apparently sleeps there as well. If Chris's parents ever had, or used, dedicated bedrooms in the house, they have yet to be filmed.

==Second floor==
[[Image:411-CWCWeekP5 crop 2.jpg|thumb|right|[[Barbara]] moving Chris's earthly possessions from [[Richmond]] back to the living room in [[April 2000]]. The junk was already amassing.]]

[[Chris's room]] is in the northern corner of the second floor. Across the hallway, near the eastern corner, is a filthy bathroom, which apparently has not been cleaned in years, as implied by the layers of dark brown or green mold growing in the shower and the peeling of the veneer on the cabinetry. The kitchen and dining area are apparently near the southern corner and southwestern wall. The computer Chris uses for internet access seems to be in this part of the house, as is a Christmas tree left up year-round. Tellingly, Chris has actually photographed himself with [[Officer Nasty]] and [[sex toys|dildos]] in the kitchen, and has even [[mass debating|mass debated]] over a webcam feed. This implies that Snorlax and Bob never actually leave the areas in which they sleep and spend their days there, leaving Chris free to do [[sex tape|whatever he wants]] undisturbed. The living room, packed with boxes and shit, is across the stairway from Chris's room.

==Yard==
On first examination, you'd be forgiven for mistaking Chris's yard for Silent Hill. It consists of some simple crossed wood planters near the curb and some small shrubs and trees out front. The plants in the planters have long since [[Chris and death|died]], probably due to a [[Dirty crapped briefs|foul stench]] poisoning the air. The backyard contains a shed and a small platform leading to a back entrance. The shed is full of shit, most notably a car, and was once the place where the Lumberjack would tinker with machines. After that, there are some trees and the pen where [[Patti]] once played. Her doghouse still stands, and she is buried nearby. At some point, a tree branch fell on the grave. Being the pansy-ass he is, Chris cannot muster the strength to pick the damn thing up. [[/cwc/|Some]] have speculated that this is [[GodJesus|divine intervention]], in order to keep Patti's body safe from Chris and his [[Rule 34|fur-fag]] tendencies.

However, in earlier pictures (when Chris was less huge and he had yet to start the [[fuck quest]]), we can see that the yard used to be quite lush and beautiful, with a variety of flowers planted around the area, the grass clipped, and healthy trees. Many people speculate that over the years Chris's parents have gotten too old or too lazy to care for their garden, leaving the area neglected.

As of [[August 2010]], it is very apparent that Chris's parents have completely given up on lawn care, with none of the grass cut at all. Many of the grass and weeds surrounding the house are almost four feet tall, obscuring many parts of the residence altogether.

==Mail==
{{quote|Hand-Written and Hand-Drawn Submissions are also accepted, ONLY addressed to: Christian Weston Chandler 14 Branchland Ct. Ruckersville, VA 22968. ALL letters addressed to any NAME other than "Christian Weston Chandler" or "Christopher Weston Chandler", will be Immediately disposed of with Paper Recyling, or be "Returned to Sender" with a frown face on it. ALL Visually Grotesque, Shocking and Offensive art works and letters will be disposed of properly as well.|Chris on contacting him, [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=CWCipedia:Copyrights CWCipedia]}}

If you would like to send an envelope containing anthrax to Christian, or perhaps mail his parents some of the many [[nudes|NOODZ]] he has posted on the internets in recent times, you can contact him at:

:''Christian Weston Chandler,''
:''14 Branchland Court,''
:''[[Ruckersville]],''
:''VA 22968-9545,''
:''[[United States of America]]''

'''NOTE:'''
:Based on previous experience with mail, it is likely that one of two things will happen to the letter should you choose to send it: 1) It will be intercepted by Chris, who apparently takes his parents' mail on a regular basis, or 2) Barbara and Bob will receive it, and dismiss it as old news (reports show that they have read some of the letters and ignored them).

Chris will respond to fan mail, provided there's a return address on the envelope.

==Visiting==
Visits to 14 Branchland Court, at least until Chris inherits the house and promptly trades the deed to a troll for some magic beans so said troll can found the ''Christian Weston Chandler Museum of Fail,'' are ill-advised. While a troll who does manage to make it to the front door will probably not be assaulted by Chris, they will most likely face Chris as he calls for his elderly parents to fight his battle or perform a [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]].

To date, Chris has extended personalized invitations to [[Clyde Cash]], [[Liquid Chris]], the staff of [[Asperchu#Asperpedia|Asperpedia]], and pretty much anybody that has ever thought ill of Chris to come to his house, so that he might [[Death threats|murder them]]. To date, none of them has taken him up on his offer. The scenario of such a meeting would likely be reminiscent of the [[hooker incident]], wherein the police would be promptly summoned whilst Chris hides, crying, behind the shield of flesh that is his mother.

Chris claimed in the [[DPF phonecall]] that his house was once egged by trolls.

==Chris and his address==
Giving away one's home address on the Internet is generally considered unwise. Possibly Chris didn't realize this, or perhaps he realizes that [[trolls]] have so thoroughly and permanently violated his privacy that attempting to preserve it is a lost cause. In any case, he has publicly announced his home address on a number of occasions, in YouTube videos and elsewhere.

* Shortly after 21 July 2009, when [[CChanSonichuCWC]] released a video promoting his Sonichu merchandise, Chris posted his address in a YouTube comment in hopes of a physical confrontation with the "impostor."
* On 14 August 2009, in the video [[NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!]], Chris rattled off his address as a way of attempting to prove his identity.
* He did the same thing in his [[CWC Public Disclaimer]], also released on 14 August 2009.
* On 23 November 2009, in the [[CWC_Personal_Sonichu_Presentation|Sonichu Presentation]], Chris provided his address (as well as his home and mobile phone numbers) in hopes of attracting investment in his comic-book characters.
* On 15 January 2010, Chris released a [[15 January 2010|video]] where he summoned the creators of the Asperpedia to his home address for a confrontation.
* On 27 August 2010, Chris gave out his address and phone number in a [[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW|YouTube video]] seeking to organize a high-school reunion. In the same video, he warned viewers to be careful with their personal information on the internet, taking his anti-grasp of irony to incredible new levels.
* Chris has published his address on his websites at various times. It was available at the bottom of the main page on the [[CWCipedia]] for most of the time Chris used the site.

==See also==
*[[Chris's room]]
*[[Ruckersville, VA]]
*[[Charlottesville, VA]]
*[[Tour of Christian's House]]
*[[Chris's homes]]
==External links==
Other famous hoarders:
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Collyer_brothers The Collyer Brothers] (infamous NY hoarders who ended up being crushed to death by their own shit)
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edmund_Trebus Edmund Trebus] (eccentric Polish immigrant who ended up being a TV star because of his hoarding)

{{Places}}

[[Category:Places]]

Don't Trust Any Homos Over There

2010-09-19T15:17:10Z

Shiny: changing to library mirror

Chris uploads an "Audio Only" video despite him holding a sign the entire time. He imitates [[Wikipedia:Uncle Ruckus|Uncle Ruckus]], a self-hating black character from ''The Boondocks'', and sings '''"Don't Trust Any Homos Over There"''', his own rendition of "Don't Trust Them New [[Niggo|Niggas]] Over There". Chris often confuses the lyrics with the original song, with mention of their "nigga fingas" on the "trigga" and numerous black stereotypes attributed to [[Homos|homosexuals]]. Two hours later, Chris made another video called, "[[I'm sorry, Dude]]", apologizing to an [[homo|acquaintance]] who saw this video (or at least, Chris thinks he did) and was offended.

This is the second time Chris imitates Uncle Ruckus, the first time being the [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5|BlueSpike PSN Chats]].

The differences between both of these songs is that Chris replaced "Nigga" with "Homo", left the offending lyrics intact and added homophobic lyrics. The parallels between Uncle Ruckus and Chris are uncanny. Uncle Ruckus is a self-hating black man, who frequently denies his blackness at every given opportunity. Chris finds every opportunity to show off his homophobia and deny his homosexuality.

==Video==
<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = Don't Trust Any Homos Over There
| image = {{#ev:youtube|Gyn_z4J_YGk}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 15 June 2009
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = {{Homos}} Homos, {{Music}} Music
| Other = {{Audio}} Audio
| previous = [[Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009]]
| next = [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 1st, 2009]]
}} </center>

===Transcript===

Hello, my name in Uncle Ruckus, '''no relation.''' I'm going to sing y'all a song I just made up. It's called "Don't Trust Any [[Homos]] Over There." Sing along if you know the words.

Don't trust any homos over there

Leavin' their homo stank in the air

Them sappy lappy dumb homos

With their [[niggo|nigga]] fingers on the [[Megatron pistol|trigga']]

Don't trust any homos over there!

Don't trust them crass nostrils over yonda

They suck up so much air, it'll make you wonda!

Don't trust them any homos

With their jabba flippin' jabber

Don't trust any homos over there

Woman and man make da baybies

Straight way is the way to play

No ifs, or buts, or maybes

Man plays with [[China|pussy]] to get that ticket to heaven

They stay true from 69 to 11

We be playin' hos over bros everyday

We get full pleasure and no sin and pain

Give no pity to those homos they going straight to hell

Don't trust any homos over there

Don't trust them crass nostrils over yonda

They suck up so much air, it'll make you wonda

Don't trust them any homos

With their jibber jabba flippin' jabber

And a nigger finger at the trigger!

Don't trust any homos over there

==Source==

<center>{{#ev:youtube|2jxtHzMOe1w}}</center>

==See also==
*[[Homo]]
*[[I'm sorry, Dude]]
*[[Niggos]]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Chris's Big Night Out]]|nextlink=[[I'm Sorry, Dude]]|}}
{{Music Videos}}

[[Category:Homos]]
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Song for Jackie.MOV

2010-09-17T07:23:38Z

Shiny: obama pic link

[[Image:Niggachris.jpg|thumb|120px|What Chris would look like if he actually had a black face.]]
'''Song for Jackie.MOV ''' is a video uploaded 16 September 2010. In another failureiffic attempt to impress [[Jackie]], Chris dons a turban and paints his face in black and red to resemble [http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Mr._Popo Mr. Popo] from ''[[Dragon Ball Z|Dragon Ball]]'' and [[Chris and Music|"sings"]] his version of [[Wikipedia:Mmm_Mmm_Mmm_Mmm|"Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm"]] by [[Wikipedia:Crash_Test_Dummies|Crash Test Dummies]].

It is also worth noting that the original song's lyrics (which tell of two children who carry deformities, but glad they are not in a "[[Autism|Holy Roller]]"-style church like the third child of the song) denote either Chris's inability of getting the message of (even [[Kacey|blatant]] and [[BlueSpike|thinley vieled]]) [[Family_guy#Influence_on_Chris|satire]], his desparation in his [[Love Quest]], or both. Instead, he [[Asperger syndrome|uses the limelight for himself]], while also implying that Jackie too has some deformity that is forgiviable by the Nietzschen Superman that is Chris.

Note that "sings" is in quotes because Chris's grating mumblings make even his earlier [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|ill-fated music career]] sound like the work of a classically-trained soprano by comparison. Likely unaware of the similarity of his makeup to [[Niggos|blackface]], he rounds out the performance with an impromptu [[Wikipedia:Minstrel show|minstrel song]] adapted from the Spike Lee movie ''Bamboozled'', his [[muscle bra|masculine bosoms]] flailing wildly with each gyration. At this point, Jackie's reaction is unknown...
==Video==
{{quotebox|
Attention, I am portraying the Dragonball Character, Mr. Popo.

I am not, [[:File:SchuComic9Page19-C.jpg|nor would ever]], making fun of any black people living, dead or fiction. Nor am I making fun of the Hindu people. Both of which, Blacks and Hindus, are good people too.

Again, this video presentation is NOT meant to make fun of the Blacks or the Hindus. It is only a video for my girlfriend to cosplay as Mr. Popo from the Dragonball Television Series.}}

{{Infobox/video
| name = Song For Jackie
| video = {{#ev:youtube|TzAJvMKQeJA}}
| stardate = 16 [[September 2010]]
| subject = {{Music|text}}, {{Racism|text}}, {{Sex|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt = {{DenimJacket|text}}
| previous = [[XBox is OK.MOV]]
| next = Current
| saga = {{Jackie|text}}
}}

===Transcript===
[[File:Leadbelly.jpg|thumb|Leadbelly's reaction to this video.]]
[[File:PopoWTF.jpg|thumb|Mr. Popo is not amused.]]

'Ello. I am [[Pedo-glasses|glasses]] wearing genie, [[Dragon Ball Z|Mr. Popo]]. [''nods and folds his arms, then turns on audio''] I tell you a story. It is a good story. You will enjoy story.

[''starts "singing" ''] Once there was this boy [''flashes manboobs''] who was born with some autism and yet made a few friends, but after his [[high school]] years he...[[ShecameforCWC.JPG|lost]]...his friends and was [[Stress|troll tortured]]. By [[Trolls|bullies]] who were [[Chris and his Ego|jealous of his material things]] [wiggles his head from side to side and waggles his finger] Nonononononono. [''hums'']

Once there was this girl who continued to have friends long after high school. She could have had her pick of men. Then she found the wayward lost boy. They matched up very well, [[:File: SchuComic10P09.jpg|heavenly matched]]...
Loooove, he was so[?]...

And both [''starts to say 'boy', turns it into 'girl'''] [[Gay|boirl]] and boy were glad when they both saw each other's eyes. When they met up! They both thought of each other. Very often! They had enjoyed each other's company sweetly. Oh, roller coaster ecstasy. In fantasy, their days were simple and they looked to be married and have their own [[Reginald Chandler|boy]]. And [[Crystal|girl]]. It's true! Wait for [[CWC's "It's All Coming Back To Me"|marriage invitations]]!

[''Suddenly animated, imitating fiddle player''] And there ain't no Saiyans on de fiddle, no Saiyans on de fiddle like this! Ain't no Saiyans on de fiddle, no Saiyans on de fiddle like this!

[''begins to dance what is most likely a continuation of whatever Minstrel Song he saw; a mockery of African aboriginal dancing'']
Asanyoheywahwah hohoheyahoh!
Asanyoheywahwah hohoheyahoh!

And there ain't no Saiyans on de fiddle, no Saiyans on de fiddle like this! Ain't no Saiyans on de fiddle, no Saiyans on de fiddle like this!

Asanyoheywahwah hohoheyahoh!
Asanyoheywahwah hohoheyahoh!

[''spoken''] Happy [[hanky-panky|loving]]! Between me and Jackie! I love you sweetheart. Boing!

{{clear}}

==See Also==
* [[For My Sweetest Ivy]]
* [[A CWC Audition]]
* [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[XBox is OK.MOV]]|nextlink=Current}}
{{Music Videos}}
{{Sweetheart Videos}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Template:Surfshack Tito

2010-09-15T07:01:56Z

Shiny: titp -> tito

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Chris and camerawork

2010-09-15T06:59:38Z

Shiny: double redirect

#REDIRECT [[Chris and Camerawork]]

Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)

2010-08-06T17:17:52Z

Shiny: /* Dramatis Personae */

''For other uses of "PVCC", see [[PVCC|the disambiguation page]].''
{{protip|Butthurt about not getting in PVCC? It's the '''PRIVATE''' Villa of Corrupt Citizens. They don't have to let anyone in. DEAL WITH IT.}}
{{quote|it's like talking to a [[Chris|sadistic brick wall]].|[[Anna]] on PVCC<ref>http://twitter.com/ourladyanna/status/6429088515</ref>}}
[[Image:PVCClogo.png|thumb|right|The Dean's in her office, all's right with the world]]
The '''Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens''' (colloquially known as '''PVCC''') is a message board, appropriately named after the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|villainous organization]] from the [[Sonichu comics]], inhabited by [[trolls]] who despair at Chris's [[Da update|latest failures]], and want nothing more than for him to succeed in life.

Having been hosted on the [[110mb|same wonderful server]] as the [[CWCki]] would mean that the PVCC never went offline for any amount of time. It has yet to be seen if the new host's performance is good enough.

PVCC is ruled by true [[Sonichu]] fan [[Cogsdev]].

==History of site==

The forum was created when Chris's [[ED]] talk page was locked by its zealous guardians, who decreed that the Chris saga had gone as far as it could go. In retrospect, it was the smartest thing they ever did. The forums grew for a while during late 2008 and early 2009, a period known in the mind of many veteran trolls as the time when PVCC ran on [http://sourceforge.net/projects/pblang/ PBLang] and had an ominous bright-red-on-black color scheme. The first 110mb failure was catastrophic and almost the entire PVCC was deleted, so the forums had to be started from scratch -- this time, using the famous and well-known forum software [http://www.phpbb.com/ phpBB].

Around April 2009, account creation on PVCC was protected with an application request system to deter [[ED]] and [[Krapple]] newfags from contaminating the forum. ED, needless to say, didn't take it very well, and after a few months this also led to the creation of the [[EDF|Chris-chan forum at Encyclopedia Dramatica's boards]].

As [[110mb]] kept crashing, the site has been through several incarnations, until in January 2010, both PVCC and [[CWCki]] were moved to a new hosting service that, needless to say, has proven way more reliable than 110mb.

==Dramatis Personae==

===Angelicthug===
'''Angelicthug''' (formerly known as "'''[[Niggo|nigger]]'''"), joined [[April 2009|April 19th 2009]], became infamous by posting a series of threads on racial supremacy. His favorite word seemed to be "miscegenation". Although he claimed actually not to be a white supremacist himself, but just someone struggling with his identity, his posts and rhetoric pissed off a substantial part of the rather [[Niggos|multicultural]] PVCC userbase. He was "not racist" because he was merely against interracial marriage. The [[Mailbag 42|Jazz Hoyt mailbag]] was based on Angelicthug's diatribes. He was banned [[November 2009|November 30th 2009]], after ignoring a stern warning from the admins.

===Kapake===
'''Kapake''' was an insecure emo paedophile who hit on the sexy PVCC ladies relentlessly before receiving a temporary ban after boasting about statutory rape (surprisingly, of a female) from Cogs, who had already grown weary of the way he would turn every thread into a discussion of his (non-existent) sex life.

After his ban was lifted he returned with a diatribe against those who had celebrated his initial banning, claiming that he was only trying to wind things up to make the forum "more intresting [sic]" and that [[lies|he didn't care what people thought of him]]. Either way, his advances were rejected by [[boyfriend-free girls|da women]] and he wasn't able to handle it. He was banned permanently on the 17th of July 2010.

===Georgeson===
'''Georgeson''', joined [[March 2009|March 5th 2009]], baffled PVCC users a few weeks after registering by posting more and more what seemed to be alcohol-infused comments and links to videos in which he was obviously intoxicated. Over the months, Georgeson has manifested himself as the local PVCC-drunk, most noted for his funny stories, videos, and updates on his troublesome relations with a cheating skank.

<center>'''''A typical Georgeson video:'''''</center>
<center>{{#ev:youtube|aKcMRRiWIMU}}</center>
{{clear}}

==Sauce==
<references />

==See also==
*[[Cwc.wad]] - a project originating from PVCC

== External links ==
*[http://pvcc.cogsdev.org/forum/ PVCC]

[[Category:Websites]]
[[Category:Trolling]]

Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)

2010-08-06T17:15:52Z

Shiny: /* Georgeson */

''For other uses of "PVCC", see [[PVCC|the disambiguation page]].''
{{protip|Butthurt about not getting in PVCC? It's the '''PRIVATE''' Villa of Corrupt Citizens. They don't have to let anyone in. DEAL WITH IT.}}
{{quote|it's like talking to a [[Chris|sadistic brick wall]].|[[Anna]] on PVCC<ref>http://twitter.com/ourladyanna/status/6429088515</ref>}}
[[Image:PVCClogo.png|thumb|right|The Dean's in her office, all's right with the world]]
The '''Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens''' (colloquially known as '''PVCC''') is a message board, appropriately named after the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|villainous organization]] from the [[Sonichu comics]], inhabited by [[trolls]] who despair at Chris's [[Da update|latest failures]], and want nothing more than for him to succeed in life.

Having been hosted on the [[110mb|same wonderful server]] as the [[CWCki]] would mean that the PVCC never went offline for any amount of time. It has yet to be seen if the new host's performance is good enough.

PVCC is ruled by true [[Sonichu]] fan [[Cogsdev]].

==History of site==

The forum was created when Chris's [[ED]] talk page was locked by its zealous guardians, who decreed that the Chris saga had gone as far as it could go. In retrospect, it was the smartest thing they ever did. The forums grew for a while during late 2008 and early 2009, a period known in the mind of many veteran trolls as the time when PVCC ran on [http://sourceforge.net/projects/pblang/ PBLang] and had an ominous bright-red-on-black color scheme. The first 110mb failure was catastrophic and almost the entire PVCC was deleted, so the forums had to be started from scratch -- this time, using the famous and well-known forum software [http://www.phpbb.com/ phpBB].

Around April 2009, account creation on PVCC was protected with an application request system to deter [[ED]] and [[Krapple]] newfags from contaminating the forum. ED, needless to say, didn't take it very well, and after a few months this also led to the creation of the [[EDF|Chris-chan forum at Encyclopedia Dramatica's boards]].

As [[110mb]] kept crashing, the site has been through several incarnations, until in January 2010, both PVCC and [[CWCki]] were moved to a new hosting service that, needless to say, has proven way more reliable than 110mb.

==Dramatis Personae==

===Angelicthug===
Angelicthug (formerly known as "nigger"), joined [[April 2009|April 19th 2009]], became infamous by posting a series of threads on racial supremacy. His favorite word seemed to be "miscegenation". Although he claimed actually not to be a white supremacist himself, but just someone struggling with his identity, his posts and rhetoric pissed off a substantial part of the rather [[Niggos|multicultural]] PVCC userbase. He was "not racist" because he was merely against interracial marriage. The [[Mailbag 42|Jazz Hoyt mailbag]] was based on Angelicthug's diatribes. He was banned [[November 2009|November 30th 2009]], after ignoring a stern warning from the admins.

===Kapake===

Kapake was an inscure emo paedophile who hit on the sexy PVCC ladies relentlessly before receiving a temporary ban after boasting about statutory rape (surprisingly, of a female) from Cogs, who had already grown weary of the way he would turn every thread into a discussion of his (non-existent) sex life.

After his ban was lifted he returned with a diatribe against those who had celebrated his initial banning, claiming that he was only trying to wind things up to make the forum "more intresting" and that [[lies|he didn't care what people thought of him]]. Either way, his advances were rejected by [[boyfriend-free girls|da women]] and he wasn't able to handle it. Banned permanently on the 17th of July 2010.

===Georgeson===
Georgeson, joined [[March 2009|March 5th 2009]], baffled PVCC users a few weeks after registering by posting more and more what seemed to be alcohol-infused comments and links to videos in which he was obviously intoxicated. Over the months, Georgeson has manifested himself as the local PVCC-drunk, most noted for his funny stories, videos, and updates on his troublesome relations with a cheating skank.

<center>'''A typical Georgeson video:'''</center>
<center>{{#ev:youtube|aKcMRRiWIMU}}</center>
{{clear}}

==Sauce==
<references />

==See also==
*[[Cwc.wad]] - a project originating from PVCC

== External links ==
*[http://pvcc.cogsdev.org/forum/ PVCC]

[[Category:Websites]]
[[Category:Trolling]]

Vector

2010-07-26T21:22:40Z

Shiny: #REDIRECT Cutco

#REDIRECT [[Cutco]]

Tagged Flipnote

2010-06-29T05:44:11Z

Shiny: /* Transcript */

[[File:28yearsyoung.PNG|thumb|left|Uh-huh.]]
[[File:touching.jpg|thumb|right|A more accurate assessment.]]
This [http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09DA28892A0A2_001?in=user/ untitled animation] is the eighth of [[Christian|Christian's]] [[Flipnote Hatena]] animations. The video has been dubbed "'''Tagged Flipnote'''," as it is based off a meme on the site where people get 'tagged' and write about themselves; Chris provides us with ten "[[Lies|facts]]" about himself, [[ego|most of which are blatantly false]]. It should be noted that in order to be able to read it on the internet, [[Fail|one must turn their head or screen 90 degrees.]]

{{-}}
== Video ==

{{Infobox/Flipnote
| name = [untitled]
| video = {{#ev:youtube|sR3augp4NQc}}
| stardate = June 27, 2010
| previous = [[Cheesy!]]
| next = TBA
}}

=== Transcript ===
''[The Nintendo DSi is flipped over to make this vertical. Music plays in the background.]'' 
''[An image of [[Sonichu]] with © 3/00 next to it displayed.]'' 
'''Writing:'''
"To prevent being "Tagged", here are my Ten Facts C.W.C. 

I AM [[Honest|HONEST]], GOOD AND DECENT MAN, Christian W. Chandler. 

I AM A FUN, LOYAL, SOCIABLE AND COOL FRIEND, Christian W. Chandler 

I ENJOY MAKING [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|WOMEN FEEL GOOD]]. ☺ Christian W. Chandler 

I AM [[Chris and anger|CALM, PEACEFUL AND FRIENDLY]]. Christian W. Chandler 

I AM NOT DANGEROUS, [[Death threats|NOR WOULD I EVER HARM ANY PERSON]]. Christian W. Chandler 

I AM [[Power|STRONG]] AND CAN/WILL DEFEND/PROTECT MY TRUE FRIENDS. Christian W. Chandler 

I AM A FAITHFUL [[Chris and religion|CHRISTIAN METHODIST]]. Christian W. Chandler 

I AM [[Honor roll|SMART]], AND [[Nudes|I LIKE TO THINK & PLAN THINGS THROUGH FULLY]]. Christian W. Chandler 

I AM Sonichu's Original Creator. Christian W. Chandler 

I KEEP MY [[03212010_C-Ya_Later.MOV|SOCIAL-IZINGS IN REAL LIFE ONLY]], AND MY... 

...[[Dox|PERSONAL INFORMATION OFFLINE]] AND TO MY-SELF AND THOSE CLOSEST AND MOST... 

... HONEST ONLY. [[lies|THE STUFF ONLI-NE ARE FALSE]], OUTSIDE MY [[Youtube|YOUTUBE]], "ChristianWChandler", 

AND THIS F.N. Hatena Account in my own hand-writing/draw-ing. C.W.C. 

OH YEAH! 

I'm 28 Years [[Fail|Young]], 5'10", and a [[Barbara#Pampering_of_Chris|Good-Looking Man]]. Christian W. Chandler 

Thank You, and have a good & safe day. ''[An image of [[Sonichu]] with © 3/00 next to it displayed again.]'' Christian W. Chandler." 

{{stub}}

[[Category: Flipnote Hatena]]

File talk:Chris The Furry.PNG

2010-06-29T04:51:38Z

Shiny:

Fuckin' shit he tagged me. There are also a couple of really obvious troll accounts on there, such as Ghost of Bob Chandler.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:22, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
:Tagged me under the "Jimathan_T_Hill_101" banner. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 04:23, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
::Is the CWCville library mirroring this video yet? They're normally pretty quick, and this deserves a page.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:38, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
:::I'm still trying to figure out how to download these things when there's no download button in sight. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 04:45, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
::::It's up now. [[User:Shiny|Shiny]] 04:51, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

Tagged Flipnote

2010-06-28T02:13:15Z

Shiny: /* Transcript */

[[File:28yearsyoung.PNG|thumb|left|Uh-huh.]]
This untitled animation is the eighth of [[Christian|Christian's]] [[Flipnote Hatena]] animations. We'll call it "Tagged Flipnote" as it is based off a meme on the site where people get 'tagged' and write about themselves. Since Chris has a big [[ego]], this can only end well. It should be noted that in order to be able to read it on the internet, [[Fail|one must turn their head or screen 90 degrees.]]

== Video ==

{{Infobox/Flipnote
| name = [untitled]
| video = {{#ev:youtube|sR3augp4NQc}}
| stardate = June 27, 2010
| previous = [[Cheesy!]]
| next = TBA
}}

=== Transcript ===
''[The Nintendo DSi is flipped over to make this vertical. Music plays in the background.]'' 
''[An image of [[Sonichu]] with © 3/00 next to it displayed.]'' 
'''Writing:'''
"To prevent being "Tagged", here are my Ten Facts C.W.C. 

I AM [[Honest|HONEST]], GOOD AND DECENT MAN, Christian W. Chandler. 

I AM A FUN, LOYAL, SOCIABLE AND COOL FRIEND, Christian W. Chandler 

I ENJOY MAKING [[Women's rights|WOMEN FEEL GOOD]]. :) Christian W. Chandler 

I AM [[Chris and anger|CALM, PEACEFUL AND FRIENDLY]]. Christian W. Chandler 

I AM NOT DANGEROUS, [[Death threats|NOR WOULD I EVER HARM ANY PERSON]]. Christian W. Chandler 

I AM [[Power|STRONG]] AND CAN/WILL DEFEND/PROTECT MY TRUE FRIENDS. Christian W. Chandler 

I AM A FAITHFUL [[Chris and religion|CHRISTIAN METHODIST]]. Christian W. Chandler 

I AM [[Autism|SMART]], AND [[Lie|I LIKE TO THINK & PLAN THINGS THROUGH FULLY]]. Christian W. Chandler 

I AM Sonichu's Original Creator. christian W. Chandler 

I KEEP MY SOCIAL-IZINGS IN REAL LIFE ONLY, AND MY... 

...PERSONAL INFORMATION OFFLINE AND TO MY-SELF AND THOSE CLOSEST AND MOST... 

... HONEST ONLY. THE STUFF ONLI-NE ARE FALSE, OUTSIDE MY [[Youtube|YOUTUBE]], "ChristianWChandler", 

AND THIS F.N. Hatena Account in my own hand-writing/draw-ing. C.W.C. 

OH YEAH! 

I'm 28 Years [[Fail|Young]], 5'10", and a [[Lie|Good-Looking Man]]. Christian W. Chandler 

Thank You, and have a good & safe day. ''[An image of [[Sonichu]] with © 3/00 next to it displayed again.]'' Christian W. Chandler." 

{{stub}}

[[Category: Flipnote Hatena]]

Tagged Flipnote

2010-06-28T01:54:42Z

Shiny:

[[File:28yearsyoung.PNG|thumb|left|Uh-huh.]]
This untitled animation is the eighth of [[Christian|Christian's]] [[Flipnote Hatena]] animations. We'll call it "Tagged Flipnote" as it is based off a meme on the site where people get 'tagged' and write about themselves. Since Chris has a big [[ego]] this can only end well. It should be noted that in order to be able to read it on the internet, [[Fail|one must turn their head or screen 90 degrees.]]

== Video ==

{{Infobox/Flipnote
| name = [untitled]
| video = {{#ev:youtube|sR3augp4NQc}}
| stardate = June 27, 2010
| previous = [[Cheesy!]]
| next = TBA
}}

=== Transcript ===
''[The Nintendo DSi is flipped over to make this vertical. Music plays in the background.]'' 
''[An image of [[Sonichu]] with © 3/00 next to it displayed.]'' 
'''Writing:'''
"To prevent being "Tagged", here are my Ten Facts C.W.C. 

I AM [[Honest|HONEST]], GOOD AND DECENT MAN, Christian W. Chandler. 

I AM A FUN, LOYAL, SOCIABLE AND COOL FRIEND, Christian W. Chandler 

I ENJOY MAKING [[Women's rights|WOMEN FEEL GOOD]]. :) Christian W. Chandler 

I AM [[Chris and anger|CALM, PEACEFUL AND FRIENDLY]]. Christian W. Chandler 

I AM NOT DANGEROUS, [[Death threats|NOR WOULD I EVER HARM ANY PERSON]]. Christian W. Chandler 

I AM [[Power|STRONG]] AND CAN/WILL DEFEND/PROTECT MY TRUE FRIENDS. Christian W. Chandler 

I AM A FAITHFUL [[Chris and religion|CHRISTIAN METHODIST]]. Christian W. Chandler 

I AM [[Autism|SMART]], AND [[Lie|I LIKE TO THINK & PLAN THINGS THROUGH FULLY]]. christian W. Chandler 

I AM Sonichu's Original Creator. christian W. Chandler 

I KEEP MY SOCIAL-IZINGS IN REAL LIFE ONLY, AND MY... 

...PERSONAL INFORMATION OFFLINE AND TO MY-SELF AND THOSE CLOSEST AND MOST... 

... HONEST ONLY. THE STUFF ONLI-NE ARE FALSE, OUTSIDE MY [[Youtube|YOUTUBE]], "ChristianWChandler", 

AND THIS F.N. Hatena Account in my own hand-writing/draw-ing. C.W.C. 

OH YEAH! 

I'm 28 Years [[Fail|Young]], 5'10", and a [[Lie|Good-Looking Man]]. Christian W. Chandler 

Thank You, and have a good & safe day. ''[An image of [[Sonichu]] with © 3/00 next to it displayed again.]'' Christian W. Chandler." 

{{stub}}

[[Category: Flipnote Hatena]]

File:28yearsyoung.PNG

2010-06-28T01:53:10Z

Shiny: Uh-huh, Chris.

Uh-huh, Chris.

Flipnote Hatena

2010-06-28T01:50:26Z

Shiny: /* Chris's entries */

[[File:100 0682.JPG|thumb|Chris on his DSi at [[Fridays After Five]], complete with Artist Asscrack]]

'''Flipnote Studio''' is a free downloadable application for the [[Nintendo]] DSi. It allows users to create both word and picture-based notes with the stylus, add sound, and put them together to create frame-by-frame flipbook-style animations. '''Flipnote Hatena''' is a website where users can upload and share their Flipnote creations, and other users can comment on them either by text, or by creating a flipnote.

In [[June 2010]], [[Chris]] was spotted at a [[Fridays After Five]] event in [[Charlottesville]]. Among some very disturbing behavior, Chris was seen sitting down and playing with his DSi for some time while at this event. It later came to light that he was spending his time on Flipnote Hatena, drawing comments in reply to various Flipnotes.

Chris has also given himself a lot of stars on his own creations to give himself praise. He gave himself 10 on HippoOnYourHead and 91 on Don'tGetTrolled. Chris has done countless things to inflate his [[ego]] in the past, but this is just sad.

Chris has also plagiarized the 1983 animated ''Peanuts'' cartoon [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHDnc19mHv0I#t=00m58s "Chaos in the Classroom"] verbatim to produce two of his shorts. The dialogue from the first few minutes of this is stolen verbatim and used in Chris's crude animations.

==Chris's entries==

There are currently six entries on Chris's profile.

[[File:FlipnoteSonichu.png|thumb|If you didn't expect this, you're an idiot.]]

The first "animation" is an unmoving picture of [[Sonichu]], proving once again that Chris's "original" creation will infect every host it is presented with for the rest of Chris's life.

The second, [[UltimateNightmare]], is a strange loop of a stick figure walking in place while a high-pitched tone plays in the background. According to Chris, the figure is walking at a rate of 1/8 of a millimeter per hour, when in reality it doesn't move anywhere. The title of this particular animation is particularly revealing, possibly proving that Chris's greatest fear (as many have speculated) is [[Chris and health#Exercise|exercise]].

Chris's third animation, [[Don'tGetTrolled!]] is a "remix" of another animation Chris commented on extensively. Chris adds very little to the original, scrawling in some laughable anti-troll messages, and, of course, inserting a picture of Sonichu.

The fourth animation released was [[HippoOnYourHead]], a bizarre short in which Chris makes a failed attempt at [[random-access humor]] by dropping a hippo on a child's head. Truly this is the foundation of great comedy.

His fifth animation, a two-parter, was entitled [[RandomHumor1|RandomHumor1]]. Another horrible fail at being funny, the dialogue in this poorly-drawn short is plagiarized directly from Peanuts.

His sixth animation is [[RandomSong1]], in which he still wonders what mysterious cow Flipnote Twilc was watching. Spoiler alert: It doesn't matter.

His seventh animation is [[Cheesy!]] in which Chris once again rips off a far more interesting and entertaining series, this time [[wikipedia:Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends|''Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends'']], in which there is a character named Cheese who likes chocolate milk.

The eighth one was [[Tagged Flipnote|untitled]] but it's based on a meme where people would tag each other to write a little about themselves. Since it's Chris it is full of his huge [[ego]] and [[lie]]s.

==Chris's comments==
Chris's comments on Flipnote Hatena were much like his comments anywhere else on the [[Internet]], self-centered and devoid of any follow-up. While most of them were short negative statements towards works he thought were a little too trollish, one five-part self-pitying rant, posted in response to a song about trolling, stood out.

{{quotebox|You're singing [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (band)|my song]]. I was [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|Internet Famous]]... HUGE MISTAKE! Right now, [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|I have removed Most Every... thing about myself... ...from the internet.]] now there is only [[Honest Content|FALSE info]] on me that THEY have crafted and spread to Bad-Rep me. And worse they've found me in R. Life to catch footage of me for their [[Laughs Under Lucricities|gross, uncool amusement]]. I WANT TO GO BACK TO A [[PS3|NORMAL]] [[PSP|REAL]] [[Nintendo|LIFE]] [[Internet#Attempts_to_leave_the_Internet|OFF THE FRIGGIN' INTERNET!!!]] AND I WANT MY "REP" CLEAN OF THEIR CRAP! DO you have any advice to help me clear their crap off me?}}

<center><gallery>
File:Flipnote Comment-Boo.png|"Boo!" <ref>http://flipnote.hatena.com/528A60A031CE1B4A@DSi/movie/CE1B4A_0913C2B460C58_000</ref>
File:Flipnote Comment-Louder.png|"Could you make the voice louder + easier to comprehend, please?"<ref>http://flipnote.hatena.com/5FC3E3901E322457@DSi/movie/322457_090A9EC784BF8_004</ref>
File:Flipnote Comment-My Trolls.png|"[[Trolls|My Trolls]] did that to [[:Category:Chris's websites|my past websites]] too. I felt [[CWC is Sad|hurt deeply]] too."<ref>http://flipnote.hatena.com/556109A0A0F27939@DSi/movie/F27939_09B980C6E6C6C_008</ref>
File:Flipnote Comment-Raised Eyebrow.png| "C.W.C"<ref>http://flipnote.hatena.com/564B6A901E271928@DSi/movie/271928_09116B059D18A_000</ref>
File:Flipnote Comment-Cow.png|Some other retarded comment about a cow<ref>http://flipnote.hatena.com/5CBA58B0A0E99197@DSi/movie/E99197_09C227C76EF8A_013</ref>
File:Flipnote Comment-YHBT 1.png|Part 1<ref>http://flipnote.hatena.com/556109A0A0F27939@DSi/movie/F27939_09D08B2023EB4_016</ref>
File:Flipnote Comment-YHBT 2.png|Part 2
File:Flipnote Comment-YHBT 3.png|Part 3
File:Flipnote Comment-YHBT 4.png|Part 4
File:Flipnote Comment-YHBT 5.png|Part 5<ref>http://flipnote.hatena.com/556109A0A0F27939@DSi/movie/F27939_09D08B2023EB4_016</ref>
File:HippoHeadComment.png|Response to comment in "Hippo on your head"<ref>http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09D7F00037B5A_000#5348F770A0A92AE8-c11540466809528558685</ref>
File:Diamon1.png|
File:Diamon2.png|
File:Diamon3.png|
File:Flipbookhonorroll.png|True words of [[honor roll|geinus]]
File:Flipnotegood.png|If Chris says you're a good artist, you must be really good!
File:Flipnotevoice.png|Not a [[pedofork]]!
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==Chris's Favorites==
What Chris has favored should not come as a surprise. A lot of them involve [[Sonic]], [[Pokemon]], and [[Family Guy]], proving that, even after all this time, he still likes those series. As well, Chris has favored a number of [[gal-pal|female-drawn]] animations, done in [[anime]]-like styling and done with a particularly ''shoujou-ai''/''yuri'' ([[homos|lesbian]], for those not into [[animu]]) flavor.

==Sauces==
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==External links==
*[http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/ Chris's Flipnote Hatena profile]
*[http://flipnote.hatena.com/Sonichu/comments Flipnotes Chris left comments on]
*[http://flipnote.hatena.com/Sonichu/following Flipnotes from creators Chris is following]
*[http://flipnote.hatena.com/Sonichu/favorites Flipnotes Chris starred as favorites]

[[Category:Historical Documents]]
[[Category:Hobbies]]
[[Category: Flipnote Hatena]]
[[Category:Websites]]

Tagged Flipnote

2010-06-28T01:48:20Z

Shiny:

This untitled animation is the eighth of [[Christian|Christian's]] [[Flipnote Hatena]] animations. We'll call it "Tagged Flipnote" as it is based off a meme on the site where people get 'tagged' and write about themselves. Since Chris has a big [[ego]] this can only end well.

== Video ==

{{Infobox/Flipnote
| name = [untitled]
| video = {{#ev:youtube|sR3augp4NQc}}
| stardate = June 27, 2010
| previous = [[Cheesy!]]
| next = TBA
}}

=== Transcript ===
''[The Nintendo DSi is flipped over to make this vertical.]'' 
''[An image of [[Sonichu]] with © 3/00 next to it displayed.]'' 
'''Writing:'''
"To prevent being "Tagged", here are my Ten Facts C.W.C. 

I AM [[Honest|HONEST]], GOOD AND DECENT MAN, Christian W. Chandler. 

I AM A FUN, LOYAL, SOCIABLE AND COOL FRIEND, Christian W. Chandler 

I ENJOY MAKING [[Women's rights|WOMEN FEEL GOOD]]. :) Christian W. Chandler 

I AM [[Chris and anger|CALM, PEACEFUL AND FRIENDLY]]. Christian W. Chandler 

I AM NOT DANGEROUS, [[Death threats|NOR WOULD I EVER HARM ANY PERSON]]. Christian W. Chandler 

I AM [[Power|STRONG]] AND CAN/WILL DEFEND/PROTECT MY TRUE FRIENDS. Christian W. Chandler 

I AM A FAITHFUL [[Chris and religion|CHRISTIAN METHODIST]]. Christian W. Chandler 

I AM [[Autism|SMART]], AND [[Lie|I LIKE TO THINK & PLAN THINGS THROUGH FULLY]]. christian W. Chandler 

I AM Sonichu's Original Creator. christian W. Chandler 

I KEEP MY SOCIAL-IZINGS IN REAL LIFE ONLY, AND MY... 

...PERSONAL INFORMATION OFFLINE AND TO MY-SELF AND THOSE CLOSEST AND MOST... 

... HONEST ONLY. THE STUFF ONLI-NE ARE FALSE, OUTSIDE MY [[Youtube|YOUTUBE]], "ChristianWChandler", 

AND THIS F.N. Hatena Account in my own hand-writing/draw-ing. C.W.C. 

OH YEAH! 

I'm 28 Years [[Fail|Young]], 5'10", and a [[Lie|Good-Looking Man]]. Christian W. Chandler 

Thank You, and have a good & safe day. ''[An image of [[Sonichu]] with © 3/00 next to it displayed again.]'' Christian W. Chandler." 

{{stub}}

[[Category: Flipnote Hatena]]

Cheesy!

2010-06-28T01:41:33Z

Shiny:

[[Image:Flipbookcrazy.png|thumb|left|I am NOT Crazy!]]

'''Cheesy!''' is the seventh of [[Christian|Christian's]] [[Flipnote Hatena]] animations. The animation consists of what is supposedly the character Cheese from the animated series ''Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends'' speaking lines of dialogue lifted directly from the show.

At the end of the animation, Chris claims that he is not crazy, and that he was only doing this animation for fun. For once, Chris actually admits that something he has done is unoriginal.

== Video ==

{{Infobox/Flipnote
| name = Cheesy!
| video = {{#ev:youtube|vFmM0ZWJfV4}}
| stardate = June 24, 2010
| previous = [[RandomSong1]]
| next = [[Tagged Flipnote]]
}}
[[Image:Cheese.jpg|thumb|right|Cheese does not aprove]]
=== Transcript ===

'''Cheese:''' I like [[DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS|chocolate milk]]! Tinkle tinkle in the car, you use a jar! Again! I like cereal! Do it again, do it again, do it again!

'''Writing:''' This was a silly Cheese Bunch from Craig McCracken, and it's only a spot of fun; I am not crazy. C.W.C.

{{stub}}

[[Category: Flipnote Hatena]]

Talk:Tagged Flipnote

2010-06-28T01:39:54Z

Shiny:

How is this any different than [[Cheesy!]]? [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 01:39, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
*[[Abejita]] is uploading it [[User:Shiny|Shiny]] 01:39, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

Tagged Flipnote

2010-06-28T01:32:27Z

Shiny: wip

This untitled animation is the eighth of [[Christian|Christian's]] [[Flipnote Hatena]] animations. We'll call it "Tagged Flipnote" as it is based off a meme on the site where people get 'tagged' and write about themselves.

== Video ==

{{Infobox/Flipnote
| name = [untitled]
| video = {{#ev:youtube|vFmM0ZWJfV4}}
| stardate = June 27, 2010
| previous = [[Cheesy!]]
| next = TBA
}}

=== Transcript ===

'''Writing:''' WIP

{{stub}}

[[Category: Flipnote Hatena]]

User:Shiny

2010-06-27T02:26:04Z

Shiny: :(

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{|style="text-size:8; text-align:center;"
| colspan="3" style="text-size:8; text-align:center;" |SHINY
|-
|[[Image:Shiny marshtomp small.png]]
| style="height:122px;" |[[Image:Shiny_marshtomp.png|center]]
|[[Image:Shiny marshtomp small.png]]
|-
| colspan="3" style="padding-top:8px; text-size:8; text-align:center;" |MARSHTOMP
|}
</center>

[[File:Gaydog.JPG|thumb|center|NOVEMBER 18, 2001 - JUNE 26, 2010. NEVAR FORGET.]]

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=Favorite [[Video_games#Chris_and_PC_games|Toohoo]] Characters=
[[File:Fave_touhou.PNG]]

=Cogs's offended at Clyde=
I don't know, she's trying to protect a girl who doesn't give a shit about her.

=Clyde's Beatles Piss Songs=
I don't know, he made this shit up. [[User:Shiny|Shiny]] 04:11, 8 January 2010 (UTC)

==Shiny Road Medley==
The greatest medley ever made.

===They Never Gave me Their Blessings===

They never gave me their blessings

Your parents wanted me just to love you

And in the middle of negotiations

We broke down

You only wanted for me to

Piss on you so that I could stay true

And in the middle of my demonstration

You break down

Shiny's running, bladder spent

Pissing was just my present

All my piss is gone, nothing to do

Any moron could emit

Pissing for just ten minutes

Yellow pissin' flow, nothing to do

But oh, that magic feeling, nothing to do

Oh, that magic feeling

Nothing to do

ONE SWEET DREAM

Pick up the bags get my girl Shiny

Soon we'll be away from here

Step on the gas and wipe that piss away

One sweet dream comes true one day

Comes true one day

Comes true one day (YES IT WILL)

One two three four five six seven

Get my Shiny, take her to heaven
===Here Comes Clyde's Small Thing===

Here comes Clyde's small thing

Here comes Clyde's small thing

Everybody's running

Everybody's scared

Here comes Clyde's small thing

Yo soy paco muy macho tengo taco muy amor

El pollo loco kay suh dilla mucho muy amor

Toro fuerte soy muy quinse tor tilla me amor

===Mean Mr. Clyde Cash===

Mean Mr. Clyde Cash made me stand still

Pissed on me just trying to save water

Pissed on my face on the road

Pissed all over my nice clothes

Hate how it seemingly flows

Such a mean old man

Such a mean old man

My name's Shiny, I work at a church

Taking calls, from Godless heathens

Then I got fired cuz that guy

Pissed on Jesus right in the eye

Always piss in places obscene

Such a dirty old man

Dirty old man

===Shiny's New Van===

Well you should see Shiny's new van

So nice looking but I don't trust that man

He's taking out his small junk pissing all over the trunk

You shouldn't see Shiny's new van

Yeah, yeah, yeah

That van was bought with all the money she saved

Took her years to get the thing that she craved

Now it's completely ruined with all the piss that he spread

God, that man is just completely depraved

===He Pissed Through the Bathroom Window===

Oh look out!

He pissed through the bathroom window

When he heard that doorbell go

He went and broke into her household

To piss on Shiny right below

Didn't anybody tell her

Didn't anybody see

Clyde's been on the phone since Monday

Pissing in a cup for tea

He said he'd go and stalk her

He knew where she was everyday

And though she thought she could restrain him

But the court, the legal system said no way

And so she went into a panic

Then she quit EverQuest II

And though God tried his best to help her

He had no sway over a man who was a Jew

Didn't anybody tell her

Didn't anybody see

Clyde's been on the phone since Monday

Pissing in a cup for tea

Oh yeah...

===Golden Showers===

Once there was Shiny, who loved me so much...

Once there was Shiny, who loved me so

Sleep pretty darling do not cry

Now that you're clean and really dry

Golden showers fill your eyes

Piss awakes you when you rise

Sleep pretty darling do not cry

I'll piss on you when you're not dry

Once there was Shiny, who loved me so much...

Once there was Shiny, who loved me so

Sleep pretty darling do not cry

Now that you're clean and really dry

===Piss On Your Face===

Girl, I'm gonna piss on your face

Piss on your face a long time

Girl, I'm gonna piss on your face

Piss on your face a long time

They never gave me their blessings

So I went and won you over

Now we'll never be separated

Together...

Girl, I'm gonna piss on your face

Piss on your face a long time

Girl, I'm gonna piss on your face

Piss on your face a long time

===The End===

Oh yeah, all right

Will I piss on you in your dreams tonight?

Piss on you, Piss on you, Piss on you, Piss on you

Piss on you, Piss on you, Piss on you, Piss on you

Piss on you, Piss on you, Piss on you, Piss on you

Piss on you, Piss on you, Piss on you, Piss on you

Piss on you, Piss on you, Piss on you, Piss on you

Piss on you, Piss on you, Piss on you, Piss on you

And in the end

The piss you take is equal to the piss I make

===My Shiny===

My Shiny's just a pretty nice girl

But she doesn't like my piss, I'd say

My Shiny's just a pretty nice girl

But opinions change from day to day

I wanna go and just piss on her a lot

But I gotta get a bellyful of wine

My Shiny's just a pretty nice girl

One day she's gonna change her mind

Oh yeah

One day I'll make her change her mind

File talk:Gaydog.JPG

2010-06-27T02:24:12Z

Shiny: /* NEVAR FORGET */ new section

==Boo==
He's pretty [[homo]]. [[User:Shiny|Shiny]] 06:14, 13 January 2010 (UTC)

== NEVAR FORGET ==

NOV 18 2001 - JUN 26 2010
[[User:Shiny|Shiny]] 02:24, 27 June 2010 (UTC)

RandomHumor1

2010-06-26T02:00:19Z

Shiny:

[[File:Pleaseno.png|thumb|left|Please no.]]
{{quote|[:)] This is just something silly and random; no meaning whatsoever.|RandomHumor1Part1}}

== Transcript ==

{{Infobox/Flipnote
| name = RandomHumor1Part1
| video = {{#ev:youtube|8431w3DPSQU}}
| stardate = June 25, 2010
| previous = [[HippoOnYourHead]]
| next = [[RandomHumor1Part2]]
}}

[[Category: Flipnote Hatena]]