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Tour of Chris's House II

2013-12-11T20:54:34Z

Shion:

In this video, leaked by [[Alec Benson Leary]] on 11 December [[2013]], [[Chris]] provides a '''second tour of [[14 Branchland Court|his house]]''' and the property that it's on, showing how it has deteriorated even further since [[Tour of Chris's House|the first house tour video]] in [[March 2009]].

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=== Transcript ===
[''Sounds of clutter can be heard as Chris steps over a pile of trash.''] Mmph... Mmph. What you just seen was the living room, pretty where my mom and I are in, ([[Stress sigh|''Sighs'']]) then what's blocked off the other side of the uh, well actually that was the family room in it's entirety, both halves. But, the other half, the second half was blocked.

And then the bathroom down here and, pretty much the, that's pretty much the utility room, laundry, and back door, but that too is blocked. So freakin' cluttered in here, in this house. [''Grunts repeatedly'']

[[Bob Chandler|Mr. C]], my father, had to have narrow passageways, but they were not this narrow. Anyway uh, steps going to up the front door right there, and then more steps going up... ([[Chris and health|''Pants heavily'']]) Kitchen very much blocked off over with the Resident Evil refrigerator right there. I use the term Resident Evil because in Japan, Resident Evil video game is called Biohazard. And the one I cleaned recently.

That's as much of the living room as you can see above... Above this lot, which essentially consists of two couches, hardly been used. [''Sighs'']

Bu- way through this narrow hallway, upstairs bathroom with bathtub and shower, pretty much hasn't changed since the trolls first saw it.

And this is my room, obviously. Lot more cleaner than it is now, lot more clearer than the rest of the house, actually right now. Couch under that pile. Um, I'll make the bed shortly after. Anyway that's pretty much the inside of the house.

I guess I better show you the outside as well. [''Bends down to pick up what appears to be a plastic lighter.''] (Unintelligible) [''Sighs as he knocks something else to the floor.'']

D'oh. [''Sighs again''] Droppin' everything. It's so crowded in here! [''Sighs''] Hoarding mom and dad, everything... [''Sighs''] Cluttered, freaking cluttered.

[''Chris descends the stairs and opens the front door.'']

Hey [[Chandler cats|Scamper]]! Yep, and we just exit the front of the house to the front yard. And there's the accessible portion of the day lily garden.

That's essentially the front of the house. Yeah, I think the front yard is more cluttered than the back yard. Eh, there's the garden shed. Pretty much not used nowadays.

My father liked to spend time in there. Yeah, trees cluttering up the gardens. Driveway... more (Unintelligible) the garden patch. (Unintelligible)

And, you saw the pen in the back yard earlier. Mmkay, so that's pretty much, that's the- well actually there's one room I missed. One room I missed.

[''Chris re-enters the house and descends the stairs, approaching a wall of clutter. He places the camera in a small hole in the wall, revealing an entire room behind it.'']

And behind this... (Unintelligible) music room. Cluttered in there too. So yeah, I'm not too proud of the state of the house. Okay? So that's pretty much everything right now.

==See also==
*[[Tour of Chris's House]]
*[[THAT IS MY HOUSE]]
==References==
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September 2013 Facebook Posts

2013-09-25T03:14:50Z

Shion: /* Posts by Chris */

The following are a series of [[Facebook]] posts Chris posted on [[September 2013]].

(Note: Some info have been removed for identity protection and to prevent namefagging.)

==Summary==
* 1 [[September 2013]] - Chris talks about [[My Little Pony]] again, revealing his favourite ponies.
* 2 September 2013 - Chris complains about being intercepted by a [[Manajerk]] and an "Offline [[Troll]]/Bully".
* 3 September 2013 - Chris whines to one of his Facebook friends about his stress.
* 4 September 2013 - Chris rated 1 star for the [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]].
* 6 September 2013 - Chris shared a link about helpful advice about interactions for autistic people. He also complains about being banned from [[Walmart]].
* 7 September 2013 - Chris scratched a woman's car at El Agave Lot and wants [[God]] to kill him.
* 10 September 2013 - Chris posted a link to the Facebook page "Brassieres For Males".
* 11 September 2013 - Chris shared the Facebook link to the movie "Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close".
* 17 September 2013 - Chris receives a [[Sonic]] Underground DVD as a present, and rants about how people should send their gifts to him.
* 24 September 2013 - Chris uploads a photo of Megan, and several of himself holding what appears to be a Lego figure.

==Posts by Chris==
===Ten A Piece For Rainbow Dash And Applejack===
[[File:Saved.jpg|thumb|Derpy Hooves.]]
Chris reveals about his favourite ponies from the cartoon [[My Little Pony]] and talks about Derpy Hooves.

{{quotebox|Sunday, 1 September 2013
I've just heard from the [[Twitter]] feed that Fluttershy was voted the Fan Favorite Pony. I had voted ten a piece for Rainbow Dash and Applejack. It just hit me tough.

Also, just recently, I saw the vinyl figures that were sold at Hot Topic (I have Derpy) at Toys 'R' Us in C-Ville. And I've just heard of the Fan Favorite set at TRU to feature Derpy as well, but instead of her name, they put a muffin image in its place. I am looking forward to Season 4 in November. Perhaps they will have another episode featuring Derpy, and actually refer to her directly as that or Dipsy-Doo.

<nowiki>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hC2EMUuQmTY</nowiki>}}

===Offline Troll/Bully===
Chris complains about how he gets intercepted by a [[Manajerk]] and an "Offline [[Troll]]/Bully". (in his words) He also blames a lot of people such as [[Michael Snyder]] and [[Megan Schroeder]] later. In a VERY rare moment of insight, Chris briefly realizes that his behaviour could be ''insane'', but quickly shrugs off this and the words of a white knight to continue doing what he does best - blaming other people for his problems instead of himself.

{{quotebox|Monday, 2 September 2013
I have just been intercepted by a [[Manajerk]] and an Offline [[Troll]]/Bully. Her name is '''[REDACTED]'''; works within the [[Mal-Wart]] region. Every Troll/Cyber-Bully should contact her at her email address of '''[REDACTED]''', and remind her that no one is to mess with an [[Autistic]] Person when they are in a depressed, sad, angry or foul mood, especially with the online reputation that was dragged through the worst mud, muck and bodily fluids that said Autistic Person has, and if his hatred of the [[XBox]] brand, and the number of Trolls that populate half to three-quarters of that brand, stand in the way of the foul mood, then that is Microsoft's Freaking Problem!}}

It would later be revealed that the "offline bully" was actually a [[manajerk]] who threw Chris out of the store after he vandalised one of their [[HEX-BOX|Xbox One]] displays.

William Elliott Waterman then tries to help him:
{{quoteboxgreen|I don't think it's nice to spread someone's email around a public website.}}
{{quotebox|Please forgive me. But prior to this, I was feeling self-upset from the realization that I still have great difficulty socializing face to face in Public. Another in-town convention that was recommended to me, and from the Madicon experience last year, I still feel greatly the terrible Shyness I still have, because of my Autism. Damn It!!!}}
{{quotebox|And when one person gets in the way of me completing my job of shopping for my mother, or such, or when said or another person face to face gives me a difficulty time with harsh vocal tones, especially when I am feeling in a sasd or foul mood, it will be months to years before forgiving them ever, and immediately, they get a curse.}}
{{quotebox|<nowiki>*sigh*</nowiki>. Yes, it is irrational, and I don't really have a leg to stand on, and this is just dumb, stupid, immature...}}
{{quotebox|OMFG... I have mental problems... Shit.}}
{{quoteboxgreen|We all bear grudges, but having good PR means keeping it between you and the offender. You're a loving, caring person, but putting your anger on display for people who don't need to get involved won't help others see that.}}
{{quotebox|Yeah. I re-realize that.}}
{{quoteboxgreen|You don't have to let them shoot down your emotional state. Though she's far away, Anna knows the real you. The sweet, kind-hearted soul that isn't the creep the internet made you out to be. There are people that met you who understand this. Your old gal pals from high school may be some of them. As long as you remember that, the people that derail and persecute you won't matter to you.}}
Needless to say, Chris ignored the helpful advice and continues to complain. In a desperate bid not to blame himself for his vandalism incident, Chris instead blames [[Michael Snyder]], [[Megan]], [[Mary Lee Walsh]], and even his attorney [[Rob Bell]].
{{quotebox|If it had not been for Mr. "Manajerk", Megan Schroeder, and their Internet Troll/Cyber-Bully Breeding and Meeting Ground, Cville's Hobbies, Games and Toys, My Family and I would not have had go through all of the emotionally depressing, and Financial Downfall to the depths of Greatly Poor and Just Getting By! The Manajerk has drained us financially, thinking we are freaking rich. And Megan has robbed me emotionally, started all of the Hate Against Me on the freaking Internet, Never financially paid me back for ALL of the material favors I bought for her off of eBay, and I WANT MY UNCUT "[[Sailor Moon|SAILOR MOON]]' DVDS FROM SEASONS "R" TO "SAILOR STAR" THAT GERMAN WARFARE BITCH CONNED FROM ME RETURNED TO ME!!!}}
[[File:ChrisAndMeganUnpixelated.jpg|thumb|THE GERMAN WARFARE BITCH]]
{{quotebox|And that bitch, [[Mary Lee Walsh]], with a Cold Heart at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] for interfering with my [[Sweetheart Search]], AND Banning me from PVCC!!!}}
{{quotebox|WTH... The same Manajerk of Cville's Hobbies, Games and Toys gave me the finger at Sheetz in Ruckersville, and threatened me with "Relax, I'm not going to hurt you" in my face at McDonalds in Ruckersville; both in the same Morning a few weeks ago. I did not respond to either at the times. He violate his own "restraining order".}}
{{quotebox|Rob Bell has been a Major Wuss during the time he had Represented me and my mother in Court, and we had paid the thousands of dollars for his fees, which we would not have had to if it had not been for that God Damned Manajerk!!!}}

Chris later deleted the entire post.

===The [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]] Review===
On 4 [[September 2013]], Chris rated 1 star for his elementary school and posted this, proving that he still has a grudge for his elementary school:
{{quotebox|Wednesday, 4 September 2013
The teachers, counselors, and Principal here back in the early 90s physically abused and attempted molestation upon me, mentally and emotionally scarring me for life, because they did not understand or care for [[Autism|Autistic People (High-Functioning or Otherwise)]]}}

===Six Rules Regarding Autistic Interactions===
On 6 [[September 2013]], Chris shared a [http://www.jamesmw.com/sixrules.htm link] from [[Anna]] about helpful advice about interactions for autistic people. Needless to say, Chris dug his hole even further:
{{quotebox|Friday, 6 September 2013

I will read this more thoroughly, but I have read the bolded rules and the intro paragraph. I disagree on two of the rules: I personally really Hate being interrupted during a thought I am expressing. And in addition to looking for equal and better mental and emotional properties in my (female) [[Sweetheart]] than myself, her Looks and Beauty I feel are a must to be easy on the eyes. Especially in the face; pretty faces are great. Moderate to good body and minimum "B"-cup breasts are essential. If I did not have the fear of the Theoretical or Fake/Anonymous People online, I would have as many female friends as Richie Grecki has in his Likes Section. Hot Damn!

I am not a prejudiced individual, and I do look for the inner beauty of women. Anyway, the Autistic Interactions Rules do reflect and agree to what I was trying to say in my [[Autism Tutorial|6-Part plus Extra Autism Tutorial LittleBiGPlanet Animation (PSN: Sonichu)]].

<nowiki>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1mbTyKiqF8</nowiki>}}

''Note: Richie Grecki is one of Chris's former high school classmates.''

===Chris Expresses His Outrage for [[Mal-Wart|Walmart]]===
[[File:Sonichu Death March by inappropriatenudging.png|thumb|''She has crossed his line, and now I am out for revengence.'']]
On 6 [[September 2013]], Chris was banned from Walmart, claiming [[Chris and his Ego|he was discriminated against]] because of (yep, you guessed it!) [[autism|his autism]]. The truth, however, is that Chris was caught vandalizing a display for the soon to be released [[HEXBox|Xbox One]]. This has landed him into very serious trouble, because Walmart is the only place he can get his [[Barbara Chandler|mother's]] prescriptions filled.
{{quotebox|Friday, 6 September 2013
I have just been intercepted by the "Lady" [[Manajerks|Manajerk]], '''[REDACTED]'''; the bitch has followed the steps of Mr. Snyder now; banned me from the Wal-Mart closest to my own house. She obviously does not understand how [[Love Quest|critical and imperative it is for me to go there.]] I Shop for my Mother from there; it is Closer than the one in Charlottesville; GAS IS EXPENSIVE!!! She has crossed his line, and now I am out for [[Metal Gear Solid|revengence]]. Everyone should contact her at her email address of '''[REDACTED]''', and remind her that no one is to mess with an [[Christian Weston Chandler|Autistic Person]] when they are in a [[stress|depressed, sad, angry or foul mood]], especially with the online reputation that was dragged through the worst [[ED|mud]], [[CWCki|muck]] and [[semen|bodily fluids]] that said Autistic Person has.

She has proven herself to be a [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|cold-hearted]], [[Chris and remorse|uncaring]], uncompassionate, [[Naïve|lack-of-understanding]], [[Homos|bigoted]], [[Chris and race|discriminating]], [[Chris and his Ego|selfish]], [[Mary Lee Walsh|Mary Lee Walshing]], Witch Bitch!

If anyone is in the store and sees this woman, TELL IT TO HER FACE THAT SHE IS DISCRIMINATIVE TO AUTISTIC PEOPLE; THAT SHE IS A [[Chris and Hypocrisy|FAT BITCH]]; AND THAT HER LIFE WILL BE A MASSIVE [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|CURSED]] LIFE LIKE [[Michael Snyder|SNYDER'S]] IF SHE AND HER WHITE-COATED ASSISTANT DOES NOT UNBAN CHRISTIAN WESTON CHANDLER IMMEDIATELY!!! AND MY MOTHER WILL HAVE A LOUD, AGGRESSIVE WORD WITH HER AS WELL IF THEY MEET.

[[Death threats|'''[REDACTED]''' is FIRED FROM LIFE!!!]]}}
A public user then replied:
{{quoteboxred|What in the name of God are you trying to pull posting stuff like this???? Do a Google search and simply find another Wal-Mart.}}
Chris Rhodes, one of Chris's high school friends then posted:
{{quoteboxred|I think the biggest question is what did you do to get kicked out...and don't say you did nothing wrong cause that would be a lie.}}
{{quotebox|The "Man" and "Woman" want to bear down on the weak people they do not want to understand or care about; Autistic People are on the top!}}
Again, Anna tries to give him some advice:
{{quoteboxgreen|Christian, people don't just automatically know you're autistic. And they can't know automatically that you've had a rough day. In the world of neurotypicals, if someone acts aggressive (yelling or arguing) in a public place, they are considered a danger to those around them because they're unpredictable. Those of us who know you know that you're not dangerous, but people who don't know you are acting solely on the information they have about you, which to them is whatever impression you made upon them with your first interactions.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|I think it would be constructive to bring your mother with you and sit down and speak rationally with her instead of blaming everything on her. Apologize for anything you did that she thinks was wrong, even if you don't think it was wrong. You'll really just be apologizing for making her upset, because I'm sure you didn't mean to. Then explain how important it is that you be allowed to continue shopping there, and promise that there will be no future incidents. I think that's probably the best course of action.}}
Chris Rhodes then posted:
{{quoteboxred|You have to wake up son! And grasp the fact that everyone is not out to get you. 99.9 percent of the world doesn't know you have issues. They see someone acting odd and they try to take care of the situation.}}
{{quoteboxgreen|To be fair, Chris (Rhodes), the majority of Christian's experience with the world has certainly made it seem like the world's out to get him. The daily bombardment he has received from people who hate him (but don't know him) for no good reason (since 2007!) has certainly been effective in creating the appearance of everyone hating him.}}
{{quotebox|To '''[REDACTED]''': I added an "H" and an "E" to an XBox One Standee in Permanent Ink while under anger from past issues.}}
{{quotebox|I can't bring my mother in; she has had enough problems gone on; I am not telling her, because she is in a recovering mood after the court date yesterday.}}
Posts are then exchanged between Chris Rhodes and Chris:
{{quoteboxred|So you vandalized a display sign...your lucky that's all that happened.}}
{{quotebox|I got BANNED AGAIN! Do you NOT get it?}}
{{quoteboxred|I get it. You committed an arrestable offense but they gave you a break and banned you.}}
{{quotebox|that is NOT a break, being Banned; THAT is a Crime.}}
{{quoteboxred|Any property owner/manager/rep has the RIGHT to tell you to leave, tell you not to come back, or so on. And if you do not obey their wishes you can and will be arrested for trespassing. I know what I am talking about christian.}}
{{quotebox|They do not.}}
{{quotebox|And if they do, they are most in the wrong, because they are most abusive and overzealous of their "authoritative power" that never has existed ever.}}
After that, William Elliott Waterman tries to give him some advice, but like Anna's and the previous post, his advice is brushed off.
{{quoteboxgreen|Chris, that's not public property. You can't just go writing whatever you want on it. How would you feel if you were trying to sell PS3s and somebody wrote "POO" in front of the PS on your sign?}}
{{quotebox|[[naïve|Frustration is blind]].}}
Chris later deleted the entire post again.

===God Trolls Chris Yet Again===
[[File:GJ-Radar.jpg|thumb|[[Asperchu|''I am the true Christian, not you.'']]]]
On 7 [[September 2013]], Chris expresses his blasphemous outrage at [[Chris_and_religion|God]] after he was caught scratching a woman's car by a [[jerkop]]. He also wishes that God would kill him very soon. It would also seem that Chris has slowly began to descend into a newfound life of crime ever since [[28_October_2011|the incident in October of 2011]].

Characteristic of Chris, he continues to pass the buck for his own blame, this time blaming both God and the woman he hit for being a "damn Smoker!".
{{quotebox|Saturday, 7 September 2013
[[Chris and reality|God is giving me the Middle Finger yet again]]! I backed up and scratched a car in El Agave Lot! And she's a damn [[Tobacky|Smoker]]! Now the damn [[Jerkop]] is giving me a hard time, because I am [[Chris and anger|screaming]] up at Freaking Emanuel God! I want God to just kill me Now if he is going to [[Kick the Autistic|keep giving me middle fingers and a damned difficult life]]!!!}}

===Brassieres For Males===
Chris shared a link to the Facebook page "Brassieres For Males", a page dedicated to support [[JERKS|males]] to wear sports bras.
{{quotebox|Tuesday, 10 September 2013
I encourage Everyone to show their support by wearing a Sports Bra, and encouraging the uncovered men to wear them as well.

https://www.facebook.com/BrassieresForMales}}
[[Kim Wilson]] posted:
{{quoteboxred|Wow, you've got four likes already!}}

===Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close===
On 11 [[September 2013]], Chris shared a Facebook link to the movie "Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close", surprisingly never referred it to something else and his life.

{{quotebox|Wednesday, 11 September 2013
It is a touching and good movie to watch today.

<nowiki>https://www.facebook.com/extremelyloudandincrediblyclose</nowiki>
}}

===Fans are Weird, Part 1===
On 17 [[September 2013]], Chris received a [[Sonic]] Underground DVD, either from a fan or a [[troll]], and rants about how people should send their gifts to him. He also links an [[Excel Saga]] video:

{{quotebox|Tuesday, 17 September 2013
Time Code: 18:00 - The Most Proper method to deliver a Gift to someone: In Person. Or otherwise, in their Newspaper Box is the Best Indirect Method. In Any Case, I agree with [[Excel Saga|Excel]], "Fans Are Weird." And to add, Crazy, Mental, Lack of Life, etc, etc, etc.

<nowiki>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1thIup5cqVU&feature=share</nowiki>}}

===Fans are Weird, Part 2===
{{quotebox|Tuesday, 17 September 2013
Today, September 17, 2013, I found a DVD, which I assume was a present from a Troll or "Fan". It had been resting there for some time before I found it. I could tell that, because it had gotten wet from Rain. Let me make it clear: If you Really Want to make sure I get your Gift, even indirectly, Do Not Be So Careless. Not wildly on the Grass or Yardwide; Not on the Windshield of a vehicle. Put it in the Newspaper Box, or as some people have, have it shipped to my doorstep. Or even In Person would be well.}}

===="Found Gift/Present" Gallery====
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File:FansareWeird01.jpg|
File:FansareWeird02.jpg|NOT wildly, carelessly thrown onto the yard
File:FansareWeird03.jpg|NOT on a vehicle
File:FansareWeird04.jpg|IN the Newspaper Box
File:FansareWeird05.jpg|It was a long time before I found; Look how wet it is
File:FansareWeird06.jpg|I could be under the amount of [[stress]] YOU DAMN [[trolls|TROLLS]] continue to put me under
File:FansareWeird07.jpg|You shock me by surprise
File:FansareWeird08.jpg|
File:FansareWeird09.jpg|Thanks
File:FansareWeird10.jpg|
</gallery>
</center>

===Fans are Weird, Part 3===
{{quotebox|Tuesday, 17 September 2013
In any case, "FANS ARE WEIRD."

[[File:FansareWeird11.jpg|200px|center]]}}

===Toy Of The Year===
Chris reposted a picture of his Lego High School set and posted:
{{quotebox|Saturday, 21 September 2013
The Lego Friends High School set should be the next Toy of the Year!

[[File:ChrisLego02.jpg|200px|center]]}}

===Yep, the Bitch has not changed a thing...===
Chris uploads a current picture of Megan, along with a rant, and several of him holding a Lego figure.
{{quotebox|Tuesday, 24 September 2013
Yep, the Bitch has not changed a thing in eight years. Still the same as ever. Meh; German-Crazy; Camo-Red specs on. (Just received in an email from the Ex-Friend-turned-Troll of mine). The minifig I put togeter and shake well with the Witch and the Bastard perfectly matches her to an M and S. — }}

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File:Megan Schroeder - 2013 September.jpeg
File:Lego - 24 September 2013.jpeg
File:Lego2 - 24 September 2013.jpeg
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==Posts by his friends==
===14,386,443 out of a possible 10===
On 3 [[September 2013]], Chris whines to one of his friends about his [[stress]].

{{quoteboxred|Stress level: 14,386,443 out of a possible 10. :(}}
{{quotebox|I hear that. I have a lot of stress in my life. If not the constant haunting of the [[Trolls]]/Cyber-Bullies, all of the individual mistakes I had made in the past greater than a decade (definitely within the recent six years), bad people being awful to me..., then the in person loneliness, the great shyness in Public, my freaking, accursed [[Autism]]...; they stress my [[Obesity|blood pressure]] up, make me feel furious and angry, then I feel weak and faint.

<nowiki>*ugh.*</nowiki>}}

===8 VERY good friends===
On 17 [[September 2013]], one of Chris's new high school friends, Richie Grecki posted:

{{quoteboxred|Sittin in a circle like that '70s show with 8 VERY good friends}}
Chris posted this the next day:
{{quotebox|I wish I could do that now with all of my gal pals: Tiffany Gowen, Kellie Andes, Sarah Bevel, Molly Marie Quarles, Maranda Mitchell..., and to fill in the remaining three slots with my more current friends (still from High School): Sarah Susan Hearn, Ashley Abernathy Aviles, and Rebekah Bentley. If I could invite every other woman to the group, I would, plus Chris Rhodes, Matt Stufano, Brian Smart and Damien Coy.}}

===Offline Schoolhouse Education===
On 20 [[September 2013]], Richie Grecki posted:

{{quoteboxred|no matter what kind of mood i'm in, the commercials for EDUCATIONCONNECTION.COM will always make me laugh.}}
{{quotebox|"Get Connected! For Free!" Give me Offline, Schoolhouse Education for Socialization Practices Any Day.}}

==Posts by Chris on others==

===Expand the blood vessels===
On 18 [[September 2013]], Chris posts on a certain Jamie and Adam post:

{{quoteboxred|Thanks for all the sympathy. Had some of the risotto at Jardiniere last night and felt so much better. Just glad I didn't spew on camera. -- Adam

(For those who missed the story, it's here: http://bit.ly/17GT7Y2)}}
{{quotebox|Wow! I hear you, Adam. I too have felt stomach-ache, dizzy and clammy; the hours you have suffered it and toughed it out like you did, THAT was a major feat in itself. Did you try taking an asprin during that experience? Usually, for me and my mother at least, that kind of stress is brought on by constricting blood vessels. Asprin, among other OTC drugs and Rx, at least my mother says, is one that helps expand the blood vessels.}}

===Homosexual males RUIN everything===
On 21 [[September 2013]], Chris posts on another Jamie and Adam post:

{{quoteboxred|This made me laugh far more than I thought was possible. http://i.imgur.com/mimlRw5.jpg (from reddit) -- Adam}}
{{quotebox|Well, yes and no on humorous. The homosexual males RUIN Everything for the rest of us. "YMCA" and rainbows for starters, and I wish we could go back to when "gay" ONLY meant happy, as sung in the "Flintstones" theme song. Oi!}}

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September 2013 Facebook Posts

2013-09-25T03:03:01Z

Shion: /* Summary */

The following are a series of [[Facebook]] posts Chris posted on [[September 2013]].

(Note: Some info have been removed for identity protection and to prevent namefagging.)

==Summary==
* 1 [[September 2013]] - Chris talks about [[My Little Pony]] again, revealing his favourite ponies.
* 2 September 2013 - Chris complains about being intercepted by a [[Manajerk]] and an "Offline [[Troll]]/Bully".
* 3 September 2013 - Chris whines to one of his Facebook friends about his stress.
* 4 September 2013 - Chris rated 1 star for the [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]].
* 6 September 2013 - Chris shared a link about helpful advice about interactions for autistic people. He also complains about being banned from [[Walmart]].
* 7 September 2013 - Chris scratched a woman's car at El Agave Lot and wants [[God]] to kill him.
* 10 September 2013 - Chris posted a link to the Facebook page "Brassieres For Males".
* 11 September 2013 - Chris shared the Facebook link to the movie "Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close".
* 17 September 2013 - Chris receives a [[Sonic]] Underground DVD as a present, and rants about how people should send their gifts to him.
* 24 September 2013 - Chris uploads a photo of Megan, and several of himself holding what appears to be a Lego figure.

==Posts by Chris==
===Ten A Piece For Rainbow Dash And Applejack===
[[File:Saved.jpg|thumb|Derpy Hooves.]]
Chris reveals about his favourite ponies from the cartoon [[My Little Pony]] and talks about Derpy Hooves.

{{quotebox|Sunday, 1 September 2013
I've just heard from the [[Twitter]] feed that Fluttershy was voted the Fan Favorite Pony. I had voted ten a piece for Rainbow Dash and Applejack. It just hit me tough.

Also, just recently, I saw the vinyl figures that were sold at Hot Topic (I have Derpy) at Toys 'R' Us in C-Ville. And I've just heard of the Fan Favorite set at TRU to feature Derpy as well, but instead of her name, they put a muffin image in its place. I am looking forward to Season 4 in November. Perhaps they will have another episode featuring Derpy, and actually refer to her directly as that or Dipsy-Doo.

<nowiki>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hC2EMUuQmTY</nowiki>}}

===Offline Troll/Bully===
Chris complains about how he gets intercepted by a [[Manajerk]] and an "Offline [[Troll]]/Bully". (in his words) He also blames a lot of people such as [[Michael Snyder]] and [[Megan Schroeder]] later. In a VERY rare moment of insight, Chris briefly realizes that his behaviour could be ''insane'', but quickly shrugs off this and the words of a white knight to continue doing what he does best - blaming other people for his problems instead of himself.

{{quotebox|Monday, 2 September 2013
I have just been intercepted by a [[Manajerk]] and an Offline [[Troll]]/Bully. Her name is '''[REDACTED]'''; works within the [[Mal-Wart]] region. Every Troll/Cyber-Bully should contact her at her email address of '''[REDACTED]''', and remind her that no one is to mess with an [[Autistic]] Person when they are in a depressed, sad, angry or foul mood, especially with the online reputation that was dragged through the worst mud, muck and bodily fluids that said Autistic Person has, and if his hatred of the [[XBox]] brand, and the number of Trolls that populate half to three-quarters of that brand, stand in the way of the foul mood, then that is Microsoft's Freaking Problem!}}

It would later be revealed that the "offline bully" was actually a [[manajerk]] who threw Chris out of the store after he vandalised one of their [[HEX-BOX|Xbox One]] displays.

William Elliott Waterman then tries to help him:
{{quoteboxgreen|I don't think it's nice to spread someone's email around a public website.}}
{{quotebox|Please forgive me. But prior to this, I was feeling self-upset from the realization that I still have great difficulty socializing face to face in Public. Another in-town convention that was recommended to me, and from the Madicon experience last year, I still feel greatly the terrible Shyness I still have, because of my Autism. Damn It!!!}}
{{quotebox|And when one person gets in the way of me completing my job of shopping for my mother, or such, or when said or another person face to face gives me a difficulty time with harsh vocal tones, especially when I am feeling in a sasd or foul mood, it will be months to years before forgiving them ever, and immediately, they get a curse.}}
{{quotebox|<nowiki>*sigh*</nowiki>. Yes, it is irrational, and I don't really have a leg to stand on, and this is just dumb, stupid, immature...}}
{{quotebox|OMFG... I have mental problems... Shit.}}
{{quoteboxgreen|We all bear grudges, but having good PR means keeping it between you and the offender. You're a loving, caring person, but putting your anger on display for people who don't need to get involved won't help others see that.}}
{{quotebox|Yeah. I re-realize that.}}
{{quoteboxgreen|You don't have to let them shoot down your emotional state. Though she's far away, Anna knows the real you. The sweet, kind-hearted soul that isn't the creep the internet made you out to be. There are people that met you who understand this. Your old gal pals from high school may be some of them. As long as you remember that, the people that derail and persecute you won't matter to you.}}
Needless to say, Chris ignored the helpful advice and continues to complain. In a desperate bid not to blame himself for his vandalism incident, Chris instead blames [[Michael Snyder]], [[Megan]], [[Mary Lee Walsh]], and even his attorney [[Rob Bell]].
{{quotebox|If it had not been for Mr. "Manajerk", Megan Schroeder, and their Internet Troll/Cyber-Bully Breeding and Meeting Ground, Cville's Hobbies, Games and Toys, My Family and I would not have had go through all of the emotionally depressing, and Financial Downfall to the depths of Greatly Poor and Just Getting By! The Manajerk has drained us financially, thinking we are freaking rich. And Megan has robbed me emotionally, started all of the Hate Against Me on the freaking Internet, Never financially paid me back for ALL of the material favors I bought for her off of eBay, and I WANT MY UNCUT "[[Sailor Moon|SAILOR MOON]]' DVDS FROM SEASONS "R" TO "SAILOR STAR" THAT GERMAN WARFARE BITCH CONNED FROM ME RETURNED TO ME!!!}}
[[File:ChrisAndMeganUnpixelated.jpg|thumb|THE GERMAN WARFARE BITCH]]
{{quotebox|And that bitch, [[Mary Lee Walsh]], with a Cold Heart at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] for interfering with my [[Sweetheart Search]], AND Banning me from PVCC!!!}}
{{quotebox|WTH... The same Manajerk of Cville's Hobbies, Games and Toys gave me the finger at Sheetz in Ruckersville, and threatened me with "Relax, I'm not going to hurt you" in my face at McDonalds in Ruckersville; both in the same Morning a few weeks ago. I did not respond to either at the times. He violate his own "restraining order".}}
{{quotebox|Rob Bell has been a Major Wuss during the time he had Represented me and my mother in Court, and we had paid the thousands of dollars for his fees, which we would not have had to if it had not been for that God Damned Manajerk!!!}}

Chris later deleted the entire post.

===The [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]] Review===
On 4 [[September 2013]], Chris rated 1 star for his elementary school and posted this, proving that he still has a grudge for his elementary school:
{{quotebox|Wednesday, 4 September 2013
The teachers, counselors, and Principal here back in the early 90s physically abused and attempted molestation upon me, mentally and emotionally scarring me for life, because they did not understand or care for [[Autism|Autistic People (High-Functioning or Otherwise)]]}}

===Six Rules Regarding Autistic Interactions===
On 6 [[September 2013]], Chris shared a [http://www.jamesmw.com/sixrules.htm link] from [[Anna]] about helpful advice about interactions for autistic people. Needless to say, Chris dug his hole even further:
{{quotebox|Friday, 6 September 2013

I will read this more thoroughly, but I have read the bolded rules and the intro paragraph. I disagree on two of the rules: I personally really Hate being interrupted during a thought I am expressing. And in addition to looking for equal and better mental and emotional properties in my (female) [[Sweetheart]] than myself, her Looks and Beauty I feel are a must to be easy on the eyes. Especially in the face; pretty faces are great. Moderate to good body and minimum "B"-cup breasts are essential. If I did not have the fear of the Theoretical or Fake/Anonymous People online, I would have as many female friends as Richie Grecki has in his Likes Section. Hot Damn!

I am not a prejudiced individual, and I do look for the inner beauty of women. Anyway, the Autistic Interactions Rules do reflect and agree to what I was trying to say in my [[Autism Tutorial|6-Part plus Extra Autism Tutorial LittleBiGPlanet Animation (PSN: Sonichu)]].

<nowiki>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1mbTyKiqF8</nowiki>}}

''Note: Richie Grecki is one of Chris's former high school classmates.''

===Chris Expresses His Outrage for [[Mal-Wart|Walmart]]===
[[File:Sonichu Death March by inappropriatenudging.png|thumb|''She has crossed his line, and now I am out for revengence.'']]
On 6 [[September 2013]], Chris was banned from Walmart, claiming [[Chris and his Ego|he was discriminated against]] because of (yep, you guessed it!) [[autism|his autism]]. The truth, however, is that Chris was caught vandalizing a display for the soon to be released [[HEXBox|Xbox One]]. This has landed him into very serious trouble, because Walmart is the only place he can get his [[Barbara Chandler|mother's]] prescriptions filled.
{{quotebox|Friday, 6 September 2013
I have just been intercepted by the "Lady" [[Manajerks|Manajerk]], '''[REDACTED]'''; the bitch has followed the steps of Mr. Snyder now; banned me from the Wal-Mart closest to my own house. She obviously does not understand how [[Love Quest|critical and imperative it is for me to go there.]] I Shop for my Mother from there; it is Closer than the one in Charlottesville; GAS IS EXPENSIVE!!! She has crossed his line, and now I am out for [[Metal Gear Solid|revengence]]. Everyone should contact her at her email address of '''[REDACTED]''', and remind her that no one is to mess with an [[Christian Weston Chandler|Autistic Person]] when they are in a [[stress|depressed, sad, angry or foul mood]], especially with the online reputation that was dragged through the worst [[ED|mud]], [[CWCki|muck]] and [[semen|bodily fluids]] that said Autistic Person has.

She has proven herself to be a [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|cold-hearted]], [[Chris and remorse|uncaring]], uncompassionate, [[Naïve|lack-of-understanding]], [[Homos|bigoted]], [[Chris and race|discriminating]], [[Chris and his Ego|selfish]], [[Mary Lee Walsh|Mary Lee Walshing]], Witch Bitch!

If anyone is in the store and sees this woman, TELL IT TO HER FACE THAT SHE IS DISCRIMINATIVE TO AUTISTIC PEOPLE; THAT SHE IS A [[Chris and Hypocrisy|FAT BITCH]]; AND THAT HER LIFE WILL BE A MASSIVE [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|CURSED]] LIFE LIKE [[Michael Snyder|SNYDER'S]] IF SHE AND HER WHITE-COATED ASSISTANT DOES NOT UNBAN CHRISTIAN WESTON CHANDLER IMMEDIATELY!!! AND MY MOTHER WILL HAVE A LOUD, AGGRESSIVE WORD WITH HER AS WELL IF THEY MEET.

[[Death threats|'''[REDACTED]''' is FIRED FROM LIFE!!!]]}}
A public user then replied:
{{quoteboxred|What in the name of God are you trying to pull posting stuff like this???? Do a Google search and simply find another Wal-Mart.}}
Chris Rhodes, one of Chris's high school friends then posted:
{{quoteboxred|I think the biggest question is what did you do to get kicked out...and don't say you did nothing wrong cause that would be a lie.}}
{{quotebox|The "Man" and "Woman" want to bear down on the weak people they do not want to understand or care about; Autistic People are on the top!}}
Again, Anna tries to give him some advice:
{{quoteboxgreen|Christian, people don't just automatically know you're autistic. And they can't know automatically that you've had a rough day. In the world of neurotypicals, if someone acts aggressive (yelling or arguing) in a public place, they are considered a danger to those around them because they're unpredictable. Those of us who know you know that you're not dangerous, but people who don't know you are acting solely on the information they have about you, which to them is whatever impression you made upon them with your first interactions.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|I think it would be constructive to bring your mother with you and sit down and speak rationally with her instead of blaming everything on her. Apologize for anything you did that she thinks was wrong, even if you don't think it was wrong. You'll really just be apologizing for making her upset, because I'm sure you didn't mean to. Then explain how important it is that you be allowed to continue shopping there, and promise that there will be no future incidents. I think that's probably the best course of action.}}
Chris Rhodes then posted:
{{quoteboxred|You have to wake up son! And grasp the fact that everyone is not out to get you. 99.9 percent of the world doesn't know you have issues. They see someone acting odd and they try to take care of the situation.}}
{{quoteboxgreen|To be fair, Chris (Rhodes), the majority of Christian's experience with the world has certainly made it seem like the world's out to get him. The daily bombardment he has received from people who hate him (but don't know him) for no good reason (since 2007!) has certainly been effective in creating the appearance of everyone hating him.}}
{{quotebox|To '''[REDACTED]''': I added an "H" and an "E" to an XBox One Standee in Permanent Ink while under anger from past issues.}}
{{quotebox|I can't bring my mother in; she has had enough problems gone on; I am not telling her, because she is in a recovering mood after the court date yesterday.}}
Posts are then exchanged between Chris Rhodes and Chris:
{{quoteboxred|So you vandalized a display sign...your lucky that's all that happened.}}
{{quotebox|I got BANNED AGAIN! Do you NOT get it?}}
{{quoteboxred|I get it. You committed an arrestable offense but they gave you a break and banned you.}}
{{quotebox|that is NOT a break, being Banned; THAT is a Crime.}}
{{quoteboxred|Any property owner/manager/rep has the RIGHT to tell you to leave, tell you not to come back, or so on. And if you do not obey their wishes you can and will be arrested for trespassing. I know what I am talking about christian.}}
{{quotebox|They do not.}}
{{quotebox|And if they do, they are most in the wrong, because they are most abusive and overzealous of their "authoritative power" that never has existed ever.}}
After that, William Elliott Waterman tries to give him some advice, but like Anna's and the previous post, his advice is brushed off.
{{quoteboxgreen|Chris, that's not public property. You can't just go writing whatever you want on it. How would you feel if you were trying to sell PS3s and somebody wrote "POO" in front of the PS on your sign?}}
{{quotebox|[[naïve|Frustration is blind]].}}
Chris later deleted the entire post again.

===God Trolls Chris Yet Again===
[[File:GJ-Radar.jpg|thumb|[[Asperchu|''I am the true Christian, not you.'']]]]
On 7 [[September 2013]], Chris expresses his blasphemous outrage at [[Chris_and_religion|God]] after he was caught scratching a woman's car by a [[jerkop]]. He also wishes that God would kill him very soon. It would also seem that Chris has slowly began to descend into a newfound life of crime ever since [[28_October_2011|the incident in October of 2011]].

Characteristic of Chris, he continues to pass the buck for his own blame, this time blaming both God and the woman he hit for being a "damn Smoker!".
{{quotebox|Saturday, 7 September 2013
[[Chris and reality|God is giving me the Middle Finger yet again]]! I backed up and scratched a car in El Agave Lot! And she's a damn [[Tobacky|Smoker]]! Now the damn [[Jerkop]] is giving me a hard time, because I am [[Chris and anger|screaming]] up at Freaking Emanuel God! I want God to just kill me Now if he is going to [[Kick the Autistic|keep giving me middle fingers and a damned difficult life]]!!!}}

===Brassieres For Males===
Chris shared a link to the Facebook page "Brassieres For Males", a page dedicated to support [[JERKS|males]] to wear sports bras.
{{quotebox|Tuesday, 10 September 2013
I encourage Everyone to show their support by wearing a Sports Bra, and encouraging the uncovered men to wear them as well.

https://www.facebook.com/BrassieresForMales}}
[[Kim Wilson]] posted:
{{quoteboxred|Wow, you've got four likes already!}}

===Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close===
On 11 [[September 2013]], Chris shared a Facebook link to the movie "Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close", surprisingly never referred it to something else and his life.

{{quotebox|Wednesday, 11 September 2013
It is a touching and good movie to watch today.

<nowiki>https://www.facebook.com/extremelyloudandincrediblyclose</nowiki>
}}

===Fans are Weird, Part 1===
On 17 [[September 2013]], Chris received a [[Sonic]] Underground DVD, either from a fan or a [[troll]], and rants about how people should send their gifts to him. He also links an [[Excel Saga]] video:

{{quotebox|Tuesday, 17 September 2013
Time Code: 18:00 - The Most Proper method to deliver a Gift to someone: In Person. Or otherwise, in their Newspaper Box is the Best Indirect Method. In Any Case, I agree with [[Excel Saga|Excel]], "Fans Are Weird." And to add, Crazy, Mental, Lack of Life, etc, etc, etc.

<nowiki>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1thIup5cqVU&feature=share</nowiki>}}

===Fans are Weird, Part 2===
{{quotebox|Tuesday, 17 September 2013
Today, September 17, 2013, I found a DVD, which I assume was a present from a Troll or "Fan". It had been resting there for some time before I found it. I could tell that, because it had gotten wet from Rain. Let me make it clear: If you Really Want to make sure I get your Gift, even indirectly, Do Not Be So Careless. Not wildly on the Grass or Yardwide; Not on the Windshield of a vehicle. Put it in the Newspaper Box, or as some people have, have it shipped to my doorstep. Or even In Person would be well.}}

===="Found Gift/Present" Gallery====
<center>
<gallery>
File:FansareWeird01.jpg|
File:FansareWeird02.jpg|NOT wildly, carelessly thrown onto the yard
File:FansareWeird03.jpg|NOT on a vehicle
File:FansareWeird04.jpg|IN the Newspaper Box
File:FansareWeird05.jpg|It was a long time before I found; Look how wet it is
File:FansareWeird06.jpg|I could be under the amount of [[stress]] YOU DAMN [[trolls|TROLLS]] continue to put me under
File:FansareWeird07.jpg|You shock me by surprise
File:FansareWeird08.jpg|
File:FansareWeird09.jpg|Thanks
File:FansareWeird10.jpg|
</gallery>
</center>

===Fans are Weird, Part 3===
{{quotebox|Tuesday, 17 September 2013
In any case, "FANS ARE WEIRD."

[[File:FansareWeird11.jpg|200px|center]]}}

===Toy Of The Year===
Chris reposted a picture of his Lego High School set and posted:
{{quotebox|Saturday, 21 September 2013
The Lego Friends High School set should be the next Toy of the Year!

[[File:ChrisLego02.jpg|200px|center]]}}

==Posts by his friends==
===14,386,443 out of a possible 10===
On 3 [[September 2013]], Chris whines to one of his friends about his [[stress]].

{{quoteboxred|Stress level: 14,386,443 out of a possible 10. :(}}
{{quotebox|I hear that. I have a lot of stress in my life. If not the constant haunting of the [[Trolls]]/Cyber-Bullies, all of the individual mistakes I had made in the past greater than a decade (definitely within the recent six years), bad people being awful to me..., then the in person loneliness, the great shyness in Public, my freaking, accursed [[Autism]]...; they stress my [[Obesity|blood pressure]] up, make me feel furious and angry, then I feel weak and faint.

<nowiki>*ugh.*</nowiki>}}

===8 VERY good friends===
On 17 [[September 2013]], one of Chris's new high school friends, Richie Grecki posted:

{{quoteboxred|Sittin in a circle like that '70s show with 8 VERY good friends}}
Chris posted this the next day:
{{quotebox|I wish I could do that now with all of my gal pals: Tiffany Gowen, Kellie Andes, Sarah Bevel, Molly Marie Quarles, Maranda Mitchell..., and to fill in the remaining three slots with my more current friends (still from High School): Sarah Susan Hearn, Ashley Abernathy Aviles, and Rebekah Bentley. If I could invite every other woman to the group, I would, plus Chris Rhodes, Matt Stufano, Brian Smart and Damien Coy.}}

===Offline Schoolhouse Education===
On 20 [[September 2013]], Richie Grecki posted:

{{quoteboxred|no matter what kind of mood i'm in, the commercials for EDUCATIONCONNECTION.COM will always make me laugh.}}
{{quotebox|"Get Connected! For Free!" Give me Offline, Schoolhouse Education for Socialization Practices Any Day.}}

==Posts by Chris on others==

===Expand the blood vessels===
On 18 [[September 2013]], Chris posts on a certain Jamie and Adam post:

{{quoteboxred|Thanks for all the sympathy. Had some of the risotto at Jardiniere last night and felt so much better. Just glad I didn't spew on camera. -- Adam

(For those who missed the story, it's here: http://bit.ly/17GT7Y2)}}
{{quotebox|Wow! I hear you, Adam. I too have felt stomach-ache, dizzy and clammy; the hours you have suffered it and toughed it out like you did, THAT was a major feat in itself. Did you try taking an asprin during that experience? Usually, for me and my mother at least, that kind of stress is brought on by constricting blood vessels. Asprin, among other OTC drugs and Rx, at least my mother says, is one that helps expand the blood vessels.}}

===Homosexual males RUIN everything===
On 21 [[September 2013]], Chris posts on another Jamie and Adam post:

{{quoteboxred|This made me laugh far more than I thought was possible. http://i.imgur.com/mimlRw5.jpg (from reddit) -- Adam}}
{{quotebox|Well, yes and no on humorous. The homosexual males RUIN Everything for the rest of us. "YMCA" and rainbows for starters, and I wish we could go back to when "gay" ONLY meant happy, as sung in the "Flintstones" theme song. Oi!}}

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Talk:Twitter

2013-08-18T01:23:41Z

Shion:

okay champ is being a fucking pussy about this

Vote: The name of the page should be:
Twitter
or
Twitter Tracker

[[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 02:16, 29 December 2009 (CET)

*Why is does this need to be called Twitter Tracker unless it's going on the front page in the same way the CWCipedia Tracker is? Is there any reason other than "Conan 'O Brian did it"? If there is to be a Twitter Tracker, it should be something similar to the Twitter thing on CWCipedia and then a Twitter page to serve as an archive when Chris inevitably deletes his account or gets TOSed. Would someone looking for Chris's twitter look for "Twitter" or "Twitter Tracker"? Do you want to pipe every instance of "Twitter" to "Twitter Tracker" and what good reason is there for this aside from the Conan reference? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:21, 29 December 2009 (CET)

== Need a better way ==

This probably needs a better way to dump and format these messages. In general, I'm a bit annoyed by the Web 2.0 obsession with "x days ago" style dates - nice for users, but crappy for people who mirror the content.

There's probably a bazillion different programs to read Twitter messages through the API and reformat them more nicely. I should probably look into those when I get around to it... --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 15:29, 2 January 2010 (CET)
: I wrote a quick hack to download Chris's tweets and put it in a neat MediaWiki table format. [http://github.com/wwwwolf/randomscripts/blob/master/twitter/dump_account.rb l33t scripts] in case you're interested. Will be updating this when or if Chris posts anything at all. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 17:21, 2 January 2010 (CET)

== Comic Charecter Twitter's ==

I think the twitter accounts that are supposed to be the twitters of charecters in the comic warrent their own article. These twitters take place in the continuity of the comic.
http://twitter.com/Sonichu1/sonichugang -[[User:Briscoe|Cody]]
:*CWCKi is about Chris, not namefags. --[[User:Morganna|Morganna]] 03:03, 6 January 2010 (UTC)
* I know, but I didn't know why people havent mentioned these.-[[User:Briscoe|Cody]]
* I don't think it's too out of line to briefly describe what sort of trolling people did on the Twitter box on ''general terms'', though. Perhaps a Fan: page? --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 09:37, 6 January 2010 (UTC)

I agree there should be a fan page documenting the Sonichu character's twitters, seriously that's where almost everything Chris may or maynot aknowledge usually gets a page. - [[User:Hieghts503|Hieghts503]] 2:44 8 January 2010

==Captain's Log 09 March 2010==

Updating Da Biatch! [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 02:10, 10 March 2010 (UTC)
:*Done. This is the second [[Captain's Log]] on Twitter. I have the weird feeling that Chris's [[PSEye]] died and went to the big "Video-Game Store in the skies". [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 02:45, 10 March 2010 (UTC)

==Chris's "Voice"==

Is there any reason why Chris is 100x more articulate in his tweets than he is in his videos and comics? [[User:Llort|Llort]] 03:44, 10 March 2010 (UTC)

==I think Chris got his Twitter hacked==
There is a Twitter account under the name, CWCAsperchu (it has Asperchu as the avatar). He keeps referring to how Heather's father told him to stay away from his daughter and how his old Twitter account CWCSonichu was hacked...

You can find it here: http://twitter.com/CWCAsperchu

* That obviously isn't Chris as 1. he would never use Asperchu as an avatar, and 2. he sound way to likeable.--[[User:Hieghts503|Hieghts503]] 4:38, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

It seems like it's him...he keeps counting down the days that he's been without his CWCSonichu account. He also uses the term "Boyfriend-free girl" which I don't believe any other sane person would say...

The person doing that is obviously a troll. Anyone can use the term boyfriend free girl without being a tard. Like when they're pretending to be Chris. The fact that Asperchu is the Avatar alone should make that obvious enough. Also; Sign your comments. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 00:08, 16 March 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, this doesn't read like Chris at all. He's engaging in discussion with people. And not just any kind of discussions:
: CWCAsperchu: @Sonichu1 You are violating Internet copyright.
: CWCIBAIAN: @CWCAsperchu Heeeeey Asperchu lets make some more of the Fanta brew of ours yum yum.
: CWCAsperchu: @CWCIBAIAN Fanta is awesome.
Call me sceptical, but... --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 20:46, 16 March 2010 (UTC)

== Subheadings! ==

So I totally want to chop the giant twitter box into segments, with subheadings for the dates on which he dumped way too much text into his twitter. And the reason I want to do this is so I can put a link to his march 02 ramblings on [[Happy Sonichu Day]], so as to quickly reference his broken promise.

This is an awesome idea, and if you disagree you are wrong.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:57, 18 March 2010 (UTC)

: Since the stuff is currently produced by a script, let me see if I can tweak it to produce daily headings automagically. Hopefully I'll get it done by evening. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 15:38, 18 March 2010 (UTC)
: Done! How do you like it? --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 16:19, 18 March 2010 (UTC)
: (Source code [http://github.com/wwwwolf/randomscripts/tree/master/twitter here].) --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 16:21, 18 March 2010 (UTC)
::I like it so much!--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 14:35, 26 April 2010 (UTC)

=="I know about 4chan's rule 18"==
According to Encyclopedia Dramatica's Rules of the internet (not 4chan but probably what Chris looked at), rule 18 is "Everything that can be labeled can be hated." Given that he's talking about graphic fan art that makes him want to kill his fans, I think he's trying to say rule 34. Chris is an idiot.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 14:35, 26 April 2010 (UTC)

== Script updates ==

Since it's probably unlikely that Chris will be interested of using Twitter much more (since the Twitter box was removed from CWCipedia), I'm probably not doing regular script-based updates any more. The script used a [[naïve]] approach of "read most recent tweets and spit out all of them from the cache", which would clobber any and all changes. If Chris returns to regular twittering, I'll probably figure out some way to parse this page and preserve all new links and formatting (probably something along the lines of only making a new section with the new tweets. But that'll be ''then'', not now. =) ''If'' the page will need some additional formatting tweaks when (or if, again) the script will be updated, I'll do the required updates myself. Meanwhile, feel free to mess with the page and add links and whatnot. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 15:32, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

== Twitter Updates.... ==

Chris is updating his Twitter account as we speak. --SpaceScreaminJohn 00:37, 18 July 2010 (UTC)
:Cool. Gonna add appropriate wiki links BRB.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:04, 18 July 2010 (UTC)

== More Twitter updates ==
Chris has updated his twitter about his Modnation customs again... [[User:DrPepperfan|DrPepperfan]] 08:03, 26 July 2010 (UTC)

== Private ==

His twitter account appears to have had it's tweets set to private. Worth noting?

== Twitter Riddle ==

Where would Chris have gotten this idea? Could this be one of his first original creations? [[User:Shion|Shion]] 18:23, 17 August 2013 (PDT)

Twitter

2013-08-18T01:12:51Z

Shion: /* Gallery */

{{Articleofthenow}}

{{quote|NO TWITTER ALLOWED!!!|Chris's initial reaction.}}
{{quote|...I have later decided to go into the Twitter Fad and add a small Feed under the C-Log Box.|Chris [[CWC Blog#28 December 2009|after a change of heart.]]}}
[[Image:CWCTwitter.jpg|thumb|right|"'''Short''', '''timely''' messages from Christian W Chandler": Twitter marketing department's biggest inadvertent lie.]]
'''[[Wikipedia:Twitter|Twitter]]''' is a popular social networking and microblogging service where people can post messages that are up to 140 characters in length. While it has had its uses, it is frequently described as a pointless fad, and if even ''Chris'' calls it a fad, perhaps there is something to this claim.

Chris apparently had no idea why Twitter was designed the way it is designed. Most of the time, he acted as if Twitter is just a normal blog that inexplicably splits the messages into 140 character chunks for no reason. It's almost impossible to read his updates, which obviously makes following and replying to him hard.

On 20 [[June 2013]] and 21 June 2013, hidden Twitter posts from 16 [[April 2012]] to 21 [[June 2013]], which most of them are linked to the [[Facebook]] [[2013 Imgur Leak]] and pictures from 20 [[June 2013]] are leaked on the [[CWCki Forums]].
== History ==

Chris was inspired to register his own Twitter account, ''CWCSonichu'',<ref>[http://twitter.com/CWCSonichu CWCSonichu]</ref> when the [[CWCipedia]] administrator insisted on adding a live Sonichu Twitter feed <ref>[http://twitter.com/#search?q=-RT%20sonichu]</ref> onto the CWCipedia [[Mailbag]] page, and later the CWCipedia front page. This feed picked up all mentions of the word "[[Sonichu]]" (hence Chris's use of the prefix "C.C. Sonichu says:"), to provide the loyal fanbase real-time coverage of their favorite comic and game hero and reactions to his weird antics from other fans. The CWCipedia sysop, in his infinite wisdom, elected to allow arbitrary, unmoderated comments from all fans to appear on the front page, to fully leverage the power of Web 2.0, user-created content, reader participation and all that modern nonsense.

Careful readers may start to notice that there's a slight conflict in this: Chris had stated many times that he wanted to be in complete control over the CWCipedia. In a development that surprised no one, the live feed was promptly overrun by [[troll]]s. Chris was furious, and was compelled to write his own updates to drown out all of the [[homos|gay allegations]] and other [[pickle]]-related activity that was going on on his web page.

However, as it is with all of the other things in this world, Chris's focus on Twitter waned over time. In [[May 2010]], the live Twitter feed was removed from CWCipedia, because apparently certain trolls failed to notice that Chris quit paying attention to his own web page and ''(*ahem*)'' the activities of the trolls in the Twitter feed started to make Chris look positive in comparison.

== Subscriptions ==

Chris followed 29 people and groups, all of them related to [[Video games|gaming]]. Among these are...

* ''...relevant information on [[PS3|Life Upgrades]]:'' PlayStation, ps3fanboy, PS3_Trophies
* ''...accounts related to [[LittleBigPlanet|the sweetest non-Chinese hobby of all]]:'' Media_Molecule, LittleBigPlanet [No longer subscribed as that account was suspended for some reason], LittleBIGFan, SackBoy4Pluto, Mm_Sackgirl
* ''...respectable, reliable and impartial game journalists and media:'' Veronica <nowiki>[</nowiki>[[10 September 2009|Veronica Belmont]]<nowiki>]</nowiki>, Qore, GamesRadar, GameTrailers, gamespot, IGN, g4tv, GamePro, xplay, gamenewsps3 <nowiki>[G4]</nowiki>, gameinformer
* ''...game houses which produce games that Chris may play, if properly baited away from LittleBigPlanet-related activities:'' Naughty_Dog, insomniacgames, SEGA, EA, Ubisoft, CriterionGames, NISAmerica <nowiki>[Nippon Ichi Software]</nowiki>, RockBand, namcogames
* ''...[[Monthly Tugboat|tugboat]] sailing destinations:'' amazongames
* ''...events which Chris doesn't attend:'' Official_PAX

Notably, [[10 September 2009|Veronica Belmont]] (a video game show host and also, OMG, a woman) is the only real person among these subscriptions. This does wonders to dispel rumors that Chris is a living video game geek stereotype and hence beyond merely undateable.

== Chris's Twitter Feed ==

=== 27 December 2009 ===

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| Listen to me, [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Jack Thaddeus|Jack Thadius]] are BOTH GOD DAMN [[Trolls|TROLLS]]! DO NOT LISTEN TO EITHER OF THEM!
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These precede the "test" the following day, and don't have the "C.C. Sonichu says:" prefix. Apparently, at the time, Chris was confused on how the Twitter feed works and [[Honor Roll|had to be told explicitly by the Management how to work this thing]].

=== 28 December 2009 ===

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| C.C. Sonichu says: This is a test for the Twitter Feed on the [[Cwcipedia]].
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| C.C. Sonichu says: I apologize for uploading late; [[Biological clock|fell asleep early]]; plan to adjust upload time accordingly; it's all cool.
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| C.C. Sonichu says: I will answer [[mailbag]] later today; had to shovel snow; have more [[chores]] to do; stay safe, well and straight.
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=== 29 December 2009 ===

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| C.C. Sonichu says: I have just replied to the set of letters in the [[Mailbag 23|23rd mailbag]]; I detest the homos and all people who continue to lable me
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| C.C. Sonichu says: I, Christian Weston Chandler, am Straight, and I will remain as such FOREVER; Quit Mislabeling ME and my characters!
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| C.C. Sonichu says: I am very sick and tired having to deal with any [[Mailbag|letters and discussions]] from people who are GROSSLY In Error on the fact
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| C.C. Sonichu Says: I had to CORRECT one whole letter, sending the wrong original into the Reject Mailbag. DO NOT MAKE ME HAVE TO DEAL...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...WITH THAT GOD DAMN CRAP!
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| C.C. Sonichu says: [[Stress sigh|*taking deep breaths*]]
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| C.C. Sonichu says: I'm going to answer the [[Common Questions]] now; afterwards, if you have any questions, you may check for it being answered
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| C.C. Sonichu says: And if your question is not there, then you may ask it in your letter; I do not like to repeat myself, that is my...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...[[Bob|Father]]'s Job; repeating himself in speech. UGH!!!!
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| C.C. Sonichu says: I've just finished the [[Common Questions]]. To answer a Tweeted Question, Minute Maid Lemonade or [[My Coke Rewards|Coca Cola]].
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Chris actually spelled out "*taking deep breaths*". While people sometimes explain in text-based media what they're doing in response to comments, and describe how they're feeling, this comes across as explaining things a bit too literally. Instead of drawing attention to his anger, he draws attention to the fluid dynamics of his body.

=== 30 December 2009 ===

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| C.C. Sonichu says: I am coloring in the current pair of pages; one of which along with a few future pages will have real-life me within...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: After coloring is completed, I will log in, answer more letters and a couple of other updates. Thank you for paitience.
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=== 31 December 2009 ===

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| C.C. Sonichu says: I have completed and uploaded two new pages for [[Sonichu 10|Book 10]]; I will answer another [[mailbag]] later this afternoon...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: NO ADVERTISEMENTS ARE ALLOWED IN THE INTRODUCTION BOX, and as Captain of this Cwcipedia, I will be respetected.
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| C.C. Sonichu says: I answered another mailbag; I answered more [[Common Questions]] for the F.A.Q.; feeling tired, will rest then start next...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...pages.
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=== 2 January 2010 ===

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| C.C. Sonichu says:...and I assert my right as Captain of Cwcipedia with My Own Ads around the site that I FULLY SUPPORT...
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| C.C. Sonichu says:...Removal of Any of ALL of MY Ads is consider Mutiny, and Mutiny will not be tolerated. Stay Safe, and have a good day.
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=== 5 January 2010 ===

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| C.C. Sonichu says: I will answer two mailbags tonight; I will upload the 6 pages from today and the past weekend tomorrow around noon, EST.
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| C.C. Sonichu says: I have learned from my mistake; I promise not to dwell on [[Jack]]'s Ads (at least they're non-offensive right now)...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: And the Cwcipedia has some money to last for months to years anyway; I will not repeat the mistake I have made recently.
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| C.C. Sonichu says: I apologize for the downtime, and I appreciate all of y'all's loyalty and patience; Stay Safe, and have a good day.
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| C.C. Sonichu says: Minor setback, I am having trouble logging in; I'm looking into it with the SysOp; If I don't update tonight...
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| C.C. Sonichu says:...I will definitely update tomorrow.
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=== 6 January 2010 ===

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| C.C. Sonichu says: Good evening; I apologize for being late; had a trip with family and [[chores]] to do earlier...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: Anyway, I have 5 more pages to be uploaded shortly; will answer another mailbag after uploading.
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| C.C. Sonichu says: will have another pair of pages tomorrow as usual. Enjoy the set of pages for now...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...and I hope [[Clyde]] and [[Jack]] get the MESSAGE of [[Chris and religion|if they do not make ammends for their misdeeds, devils will gnash theirs.]]
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=== 7 January 2010 ===

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=== 8 January 2010 ===

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| C.C. Sonichu says: I will change the introduction icon with the absence of the quote as promised; and I will answer another [[mailbag]].StaySafe
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=== 13 January 2010 ===

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| C.C. Sonichu says: With current log-in troubles, I do have announcements to make within the next bunch of Tweets, so Pleas Pay Attention!!!
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| C.C. Sonichu says: Firstly, I am decreeing that [[homos]]exuals will have equal relationship rights within [[Cwcville]], yet gay marriage is still..
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| C.C. Sonichu says: .Illegal and Wrong.
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| C.C. Sonichu says: Second, I am aware of the reasons of the Trio of individuals who are behind the Hideous [[Asperpedia]] of WHY they are...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...tormenting me like this. If they will Read the following, or if anyone will relay, I will make amends towards them
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| C.C. Sonichu says: To [[Alec]]: You have NO RIGHT in drawing MY characters in [[Asperchu|your comics]], because I have specifically spoke AGAINST IT,...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...and you DARE to copy and paste my response and STRIKE AND ADD IN ONLY WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR! I admit I have done that
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| C.C. Sonichu says: in some Mailbag letters, and I apologize for that, but I did that sometimes, because I felt offended by some of their
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| C.C. Sonichu says: content. I would appreciate it if you would just give up your game, remove all the ads on MY Cwcipedia, and just move on
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| C.C. Sonichu says: YOU HAVE your own life in Minnesota at your [[Wikipedia:Amtrak|Amtrak]]; Quit Messing Up My Life, or [[Death threats|I WILL come after you]].
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| C.C. Sonichu says: To [[Evan George]]: I offered to make [[Simonchu]] and [[Simonla]] Brother and Sister, yet you continue on to give me grief and hate
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| C.C. Sonichu says: [[Chris_and_negotiation|The offer was reasonable]], so the two can be Separate, Individual Characters. I would appreciate it if you quit hating
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| C.C. Sonichu says: me, accept the brother/sister plan, and Let It Go.
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| C.C. Sonichu says: To [[Sean]]: Your comic strips are only an extension to WHAT YOU THINK are characters who are Underappreciated, when they
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| C.C. Sonichu says: are not, and I have plans for them in future tales. Firstly, [[Metal Sonichu|METAL SONICHU]] is NOT a secondary character; HE will be
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| C.C. Sonichu says: making his return as a MAJOR VILLIAN after [[Sonichu 11|Book 11]] Possessed by the soul of [[Count Graduon]].
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| C.C. Sonichu says: [[Bill]] is still working within [[Giovanni]]'s Laboratory, I am working on a plan on including him in a future episode around
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| C.C. Sonichu says: [[Blake]]. The [[Pokémon#Boulder-Dropping_Whale|WAILORD]] who dropped the rock onto the mother [[Pokémon#Swampert|Swampert]] and [[Yawning Squirtle|the Squirtle who Yawned]] are ONLY Individual
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| C.C. Sonichu says: characters who I originally had NO plans on putting into future stories, so ASSUME that the two were BOTH caught by
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| C.C. Sonichu says: Pok'emon Trainers in Pok'e Balls and now the two are fighting with their trainers in Pok'emon Battles.
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| C.C. Sonichu says: And to all those who I offended about the talk with [[Aspergers]], I apologize. I have nothing AGAINST any individual with
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| C.C. Sonichu says: Aspergers, and I promise to not be mean, but nice, to them and all other individuals.
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| C.C. Sonichu says: So, Please, to everyone, let's move on peacefully and live our lives well.
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| C.C. Sonichu says: Thank you.
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=== 15 January 2010 ===

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| C.C. Sonichu says: I will repeat once more; I have NO association with [[Alec Benson Leary]] OR his [[Asperchu]] AT ALL, and Asperchu is NOT MINE.
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| C.C. Sonichu says: Now then, Another two pages are up; [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]] is OUT OF [[Dark Mirror Hole|THE MIRROR]]. I will answer some Mailbag Questions tonight.
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| C.C. Sonichu says: Note though, not ALL Objectionable Letters go to the Reject Pile... more like the Round-Hole Bin.
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| C.C. Sonichu says: Also, IGNORE Alec and his Asperchu; EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM, ALL OF THE ADVERTISEMENTS, and ALL things OUTSIDE the Cwcipedia
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| C.C. Sonichu says: And ALL "Quotes" that are on HIS Asperpedia that he labels are from me, UNLESS those EXACT Quotes are on the Cwcipedia...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...I NEVER SAID THOSE "Quotes" AT ALL. Thank you all for your continued loyalty, and Please encourage the Return of all
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| C.C. Sonichu says: who have turned to the Dark Side that is also Currently known as Asperpedia. Thank you again for your Loyalty. :)
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| C.C. Sonichu says: Just a minor update to inform y'all about the old [[spanish]] expression...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: Tu nessicitas [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L]] para ganar felicidad por vida.
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| C.C. Sonichu says: Learn its pronunciation in my latest YouTube video. I will have two more pages up later. Stay Safe and have a good day.
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=== 18 January 2010 ===

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=== 19 January 2010 ===

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| C.C. Sonichu says: I will also answer a mailbag or two after uploading; await and enjoy within this half-hour.
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=== 21 January 2010 ===

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| C.C. Sonichu says: Congratulate me, I have created my own template, the new CWC-Supported Advertisement; in this box is a current...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...event or function that I highly agree on and I feel we should support; ONLY I will have control to this ONE Ad box...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...should ANYONE other than myself change or tamper with it will see trouble from me personally. Thank you for your...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...cooperation. Also, I will be answering Mailbag(s) tonight. Enjoy the new Poster-Art, and Stay Safe.
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=== 22 January 2010 ===

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| C.C. Sonichu says: I am still working on another set of pages; I will have them uploaded later today; I will now answer the current mailbag.
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| C.C. Sonichu says: Also, Think about this, WITHIN THE TEN BOOKS At ALL, have I ever gone the way of the [[Saw|SAW]] movies; Bloody and Gorey? No.
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| C.C. Sonichu says: I have not. So unless you have strong constitutions, I highly recommend Staying a Sonichu Fan and leaving Alec for good.
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| C.C. Sonichu says: With the Exception of that [[Gun Comic|One Time]], OUTSIDE of the Comic Pages, I would [[Chris and hypocrisy|Never]] draw [[Sonichu 10|Blood and Gore]] within my pages.
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| C.C. Sonichu says: I promise you that; My Comic Book Pages will NEVER have Blood and Gore in them.
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| C.C. Sonichu says: Stay Safe, and have a good day.
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=== 25 January 2010 ===

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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...shortly after making a few more updates; will be creating satisfactory character pages tonight; also, with the...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...recent number of pages, I took a shot at drawing and coloring 5 pages a day; obviously with real life events and...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...whatnot, it was too much to ask, so I will get back into the swing of things with 2 or 3 pages a day like before...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...with the addition of one page at least; I appreciate the paitience of the true and loyal; thank you all very much...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: you can take a lesson at being a True Sonichu Fan from Rad and his group I mentioned in a recent [[YouTube]] video; check...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...out his song he wrote and composed for me; Rad and his group will have their own page on the Cwcipedia as...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...Most Honorable and Loyal Sonichu Fan Group. Stay Safe, and have a good day.
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=== 30 January 2010 ===

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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...been unable to log on and update at the past usual times, I have been crashing early in the late PM; May have finally
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...found a routine I can deal with daily; will answer latest mailbag letters tomorrow morning at about 11, my time.
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| C.C. Sonichu says: Stay Safe, and please protest against [[Mao]] on the Asperpedia about the overcrowding ads on the Cwcipedia.
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=== 25 February 2010 ===

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| C.C. Sonichu says: Book # 10 is Completed in a Bundle Update of Pages; Also meet [[Wild Sonichu]]'s Daughter, [[Sandy]]; Thank you all who have...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...have sent me Birthday Greetings, with the exception of the Asperchu Four: [[Alec]], [[Evan]], [[Mao]] and [[Sean]].
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| C.C. Sonichu says: Sean is the LEAST OFFENSIVE and the WEAKEST of the four; he is a Drug-Headed Loser; read his attorney defense in court.
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| C.C. Sonichu says: Happy Christian Love Day to All, and to all Stay Safe.
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=== 02 March 2010 ===

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| C.C. Sonichu says: Captain's Log: Stardate, March 1, 2010. [[Bob|My father]] went to the hospital last night at 3 AM with a case of congested...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...Heart Failure; he will be back out in a couple of days, but I have had a loong, [[stress]]ful day. I only got 4 hours...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...of sleep; I will resume daily updates later this week; Redrawing of the last few pages of [[Sonichu 10|Book 10]] are in the works...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...so Alec, his crew and I can be on peaceful terms, and that we can all move on with better stories that are more...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...cannon to all things Sonichu and Rosechu. I am also working on the pages for Book 11; will upload all that I will...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...have for Book 11 on the Sonichu 10th Anniversary date of [[March 2010|March 17, 2010]]. Currently, daily updates will mostly...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...consist of Mailbag Answerings, Bio Page Creations, Captain's Log Updates, etc. I appreciate your loyalty and...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...patience, and Also, thank yous go out to all who have sent me Positive E-Mails and USMail Letters, cards and presents.
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| C.C. Sonichu says: With opposite feelings towards the few who sent me Offensive, Graphically Inappropriate "Fanart". But I know all about..
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...4Chan's Favorite Rule 18. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Die with less hatred and even less attention from me, period.
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| C.C. Sonichu says: To everyone, I bid you a good and safe day.
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ~~RULE18~~
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These postings are a little bit uncharacteristic; it's somewhat out of character for Chris to all of a sudden go "LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL" and refer to 4chan. However, he's probably just being an idiot as usual. The "Rule 18" stuff most likely actually refers to [[Rule 34]]. He also implies that the trolls would be upset at getting "less hatred and less attention from [him]", [[Chris and his ego|as if they gave a shit if Chris paid any heed to them]].

=== 10 March 2010 ===

In this gigantic update, Chris discusses the fantasy novel that he and [[The Wallflower]] were planning to write, which they ripped off from the mediocre series ''[[Wikipedia:The Guardians of Ga'Hoole|The Guardians of Ga'Hoole]]''.

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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...with [[The Wallflower|my lady friend]]. She and I have started work on a book together; I have put up a [[LittleBigPlanet#The Guardian of the Owl Kingdom|Foretaste Version of a new]]...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...[[LittleBigPlanet#The Guardian of the Owl Kingdom|LittleBiGPlanet Level]] based off of the story of our book. I think y'all will enjoy the story; essentially, it's the..
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...story of the wise owl (like the ones in "Lord of the Rings" and "Harry Potter"), but in addition to guiding the...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...students/warriors/magicians/etc., we see his everyday family life and adventures. Our leading owl, King Alistair,...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...is the King of the kingdom of Heartland, with a human family; his wife, young son and teenage daughter; Alistair was..
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...originally a Human, but a warlock who despised him, transformed him into an owl. But with the help of his family and
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...new friends from other kingdoms, as well as the individuals he wisely guided, and his Royal Guard and Army, they all..
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...stand together to defend Alistair's Grand Kingdom from the forces of enemy predator animal forces and their clan...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...leaders and the Big Cheese that is the Warlock who changed his majesty. Also, the teenage daughter is a Destined...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...Guardian of the many, many Owls, as a spirit guided by the Goddess of Wisdom, Athena. The son is to be a great...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...strong warrior and leader of the Royal Guard and Army, yet he finds it hard to look up to a father who is an Owl.
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| C.C. Sonichu says: Alistair's wife, the Queen, remains loyal to her family and her husband. Her patience is rewarded upon every Full Moon..
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...Night, when Alistair transforms back to his human self, up to the sunrise of the following day, when he transforms...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...back into his Great Horn Owl form. But during those few nights, their majesties live it up to the fullest. WHOO!!!
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| C.C. Sonichu says: So, check out the Foretaste level on the LBP servers (remember to grab and fly to progress); the full version first level
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...will be uploaded after full completion between me and my little lady. Also, Jack is only getting me to make the...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...updates on the Cwcipedia sooner, and that's why he saw fit on putting up the grotesque ads there; He did not have my..
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...approval on that step. But I will be making an update on there very soon, and I am sure Jack will remove those ads...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...shortly after; he is portraying himself as a most rude, impatient individual. jackthethadius@yahoo.com is his e-mail
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| C.C. Sonichu says: feel free to send your complaints about the ads to him if you wish. I have spoken; thank you for your paitience...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: Have a nice day. :)
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| C.C. Sonichu says: One more thing, [[Jack]] had previously agreed to keep the ads Non-Offensive; we had an understanding, and I still have...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...the e-mails with his agreement to that promise.
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| C.C. Sonichu says: And a WORD to Jack Thaddius, [[PS3|I HAVE A REAL LIFE TOO]], DUDE, and I am [[Friend zone|making progress with my Lady Friend]]; your misdeeds...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...have been noted, and you are only HURTING YOURSELF in getting paid back, because the OFFENSIVE ADs are a Kryptonite...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...And IF YOU REALLY WANT ME TO MAKE MY UPLOADS AND UPDATES, SO YOU CAN GET PAID, You would do your best to return the...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...ads to their Non-Offensive State as you had PROMISED beforehand.
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| C.C. Sonichu says: YOU ARE ONLY HURTING YOURSELF BY HURTING ME, THE [[CWCipedia|CWCIPEDIA]], AND MY FANS, JACK. Let Us All Be In Peace, and you will...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...be fully paid for your Promise Keeping, and your better Patience. You have your own happiness; let me have mine.
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=== 17 July 2010 ===

After a long period in inactivity, Chris returned to Twitter to demand things for free, beg people to download his shitty [[ModNation]] tracks and lie about drawing more comics.

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| Send me your PreOrder Codes with either Cowboy or Mouse Trap Mystery Mods over the PSN to me, Online ID: Sonichu.
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| After Validation of Content and Validity, a [[God of War|Kratos]]/Gopher Code will be sent back to the sender in a reply.
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| The Last Day of the Code Usage is tomorrow, July 18, 2010. So please hurry. Thank you for your support.
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| Also, apoligies to my Sonichu [[Fans]] for [[Chris and the Internet#Attempts to leave the Internet|Leaving the internet]], but rest-assured, I am still working on the [[Sonichu 11|comic pages]] in peace free of trolls
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| ...progress). Official [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] Mods are included, as well as Rosechu's Kart, personal favorite Hot Wheels remakes, favorite...
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| ...childhood toy remake and others. Please download my Cwcville 2.0 Track to get me my Sharing Splines Trophy. One Away!
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| Have a good and safe day.
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|...And you're good to find and download. ONLY the Published Items of me from my PSN ID, Sonichu, are Official. Fresh remakes are...
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|...welcomed for your own creation and Publication. But give the REAL Stuff a Download, Play and 5-Star Vote, Please.
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=== 16 [[April 2012]] ===
After 2 years, Chris returns to his Twitter. Shortly after making two tweets, Chris removed all but one of his followers and protected his account.
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=== 17 April 2012 ===
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|I have tried a hairspray my [[Cherokian Clan|cherokee]] gal friend recommeded, and I like it. Aussie Sprunch; it keeps my hair poofy, and smells of candy. :)
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Note: Chris was replying to cogsdev's post which read "yeah chris lost his virginity to a prostitute because he thought he was going to jail(where he would surely perish)".

=== 18 April 2012 ===

Chris replied to cogsdev's post which read "@Kamikitsune0 well, he's just trying to block out all the trolls, i think. i do wonder who he intends to read the tweets (anna i assume)".

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=== 19 April 2012 ===
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|The flirting advice and pointers are to be offered to me IN PERSON; words alone just don't work as hot as experience.
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|Any of y'all, my friends on facebook, want to follow my Tweets, please leave me a comment with your @name on f.b., and send me your request.
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=== 22 April 2012 ===
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|Only two people acknowledged me during the opening Passing of the Peace; ONE of who I actually know. Still did not perk me up much.
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|I wrote a LOT of Prayer Concerns about myself and put them into the top collection plate Before the service started.
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|I understand financially, I just could not survive alone for long, and my daddy was right on that.
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|WOULD it Kill any woman to approach me in public and offer her hand in friendship with a Long and True Relationship with me?!!
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|If my mom had not found my dad, and HE was lonely and old too, HE would not have lived TWO WEEKS from that faithful day in Maddy's Pub.
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=== 24 April 2012 ===
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|I NEED HELP! On my [[Love Quest|Sweetheart Search]]; NOW!
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|RT @CWCSonichu: I had a great amount of sleep, but I feel mighty weak from the stress, fear and all that from yesterday.
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|RT @CWCSonichu: I desperately require my Sweetheart to be. I seriously can not find and contact her by myself. I NEED HELP, PLEASE.
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|RT @CWCSonichu: I NEED HELP! On my Sweetheart Search; NOW!
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|[[Cole Smithey]] - The Smartest Film Critic in the World http://filmcritic1963.typepad.com/home/ via @colesmithey
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=== 25 April 2012 ===
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=== 26 April 2012 ===
Chris replies to a post by cogsdev which reads "emergency missions in pso2 are pretty fun".
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=== 29 April 2012 ===
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|Popularly, I am still a great artist, I am more dedicated when I set my to doing something; drawing LOTS of comic pages.
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|I have a flair in Cheering People Up, I am Fun and Comical, and I am Direct and Honest.
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|Their screencapped, "unsolicited", highlighted testimonials will be added to my album later.
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=== 30 April 2012 ===
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=== 7 May 2012 ===
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|I searched for a great amount of Positive statements quoted from the Trolls to make a page to put me in a better light to counter all...
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|...of the hate-filled pages found throughout the Internet, in another grand attempt to attract women to become friends with and one...
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|...to become my Sweetheart from the ground-up.
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|I mean, sure it is about 1300+ people out of over 5 Billion, but the chances and risks are waay too high, and my subconscious is...
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=== 9 May 2012 ===
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=== 12 May 2012 ===
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|I still want to make [[Mimms]]' life the [[Death threats|emotional hell he has turned my life into. Somebody, please, kill his girlfriend.]]
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=== 17 May 2012 ===
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=== 20 May 2012 ===
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|Why is anyone NOT responding or Caring of the Hate Poster Campaign? This is VERY SERIOUS, People!
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|Their Goal with this is to get me banned from EVERYWHERE in [[Charlottesville]]! And I can NOT move back to Midlothian!
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=== 23 May 2012 ===
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=== 27 May 2012 ===
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=== 28 May 2012 ===
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=== 29 May 2012 ===
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=== 2 June 2012 ===
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|Everyone else that gets this message, please relay to your friends. Locate any to all of the [[Trolls]] handing out and posting...
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|...any Anti-Christian Chandler posters and flyers, arrest the bastards, and destroy ALL posters/flyers of the topic you all find.
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|Dressed in [[Man in the Pickle Suit|Pickle Costume/Suit Outfits]].
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|Destoy any video recorders/recordings they may shoot or make; prevent any of their footage from going online.
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|The trolls have gotten everyone informed wrongly about me by about 2:00 PM; one of them started making their way to my house at about 4:30PM
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=== 3 June 2012 ===
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=== 4 June 2012 ===
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=== 9 June 2012 ===
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|I am at [[McDonald's|McD]] in [[Ruckersville|Ruckers]]; there is a B.K. Y.Adult sitting behind me; he acknowledged me; he is quite possibly a [[troll]].
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=== 15 June 2012 ===
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=== 16 June 2012 ===
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=== 18 June 2012 ===
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=== 25 June 2012 ===
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|I added a video to a @YouTube playlist youtu.be/kFvFnN1Kc1Y?a The Fresh Vegetable Mystery (1939)
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=== 28 September 2012 ===
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=== 6 October 2012 ===
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|I added a video to a @YouTube playlist youtu.be/CPrgwbQLdp4?a LEGO® Club TV Season 3 - Sneak Peek - Monster Fighters pt.1
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=== 14 October 2012 ===
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=== 21 October 2012 ===
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=== 24 October 2012 ===
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=== 26 October 2012 ===
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=== 28 October 2012 ===
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|I added a video to a @Youtube playlist youtu.be/j--A1UIWYqk?a Dinosaur Office: Computer Problems
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|I added a video to a @Youtube playlist youtu.be/7vTy9_0YzTE?a Dinosaur Office: Viral Videos
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|I added a video to a @Youtube playlist youtu.be/WjSt0DW1M_o?a Dinosaur Office: Coffee Run
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|I added a video to a @Youtube playlist youtu.be/Y-ahZmQOYhw?a Dinosaur Office: New Boss (Part 1)
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=== 29 October 2012 ===
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=== 1 November 2012 ===
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|I added a video to a @Youtube playlist youtu.be/8tY1UWxUvhk?a LEGO® Monster Fighters Fan - Philip HeinRich - Flashlights & Shaky Cameras
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=== 7 November 2012 ===
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=== 9 November 2012 ===
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=== 29 November 2012 ===
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|YOU ARE NOT SERIOUS!!! Officially Turning The Ponies HUMAN?!! That is just terrible! WTF are they thinking; they're inviting High School Pedofile Perverts into the fanbase this way. As is the horse enthusiasts were not enough. If they really wanted to bring humans into G4, they would do their best to replicate the G1 Pilot with Megan and her family. (@YouTube youtu.be/c3hBtBibN_M?a)
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|I am still mixed-up and not sure about "Transformers Prime" going "Beast Wars". And I do like a High School Drama when it's good, like "Daria", "MTV's Undressed", "O'Grady" and "Sabrina the Teenage Witch". High School Drama for My Little Pony?!! They ought to re-air Generation 2 with "My Little Pony Tales". With due respect, Lauren Faust, Tara Strong the rest of the crew are Out Of Their Minds in turning the Ponies Human! Just Invite Megan, or re-air G2! (@YouTube youtu.be/c3hBtBibN_M?a)
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Interestingly, Chris calls Lauren Faust and Tara Strong "out of their minds". Apparently, Chris didn't hear the news that Lauren Faust stepped down and no longer works on the show, and none of this was her decision, and that Tara Strong only does the voices.

[http://i.imgur.com/kABCrhy.png However, almost a month later, Chris liked the video "My Little Pony Equestria Girls Official Trailer 2" on YouTube.]

=== 20 May 2013 ===
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|@colesmithey Hey, Old Timer, you're just starting; why not get some notes from another (me or our mom).
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== Gallery ==
<center>
<gallery>
File:BR6VLK2CIAE-j6m.jpg large.jpg|Chris's riddle
File:BR6NQc6CIAAOoGJ.jpg large.jpg
File:BR6NNHFCMAA0q4O.jpg large.jpg
File:Twitter20June201301.png|CUTE!
File:Twitter20June201302.png|(My life would be complete if) I had a girlfriend.
File:Twitter20June201301High.jpg
Image:Twitter20June201302High.jpg
File:ColeVSChrisTwitter.png|Chris complains to [[Cole Smithey]].
File:MarkCuban.png|A photo of [[Wikipedia:Mark Cuban|Mark Cuban]] Chris uploaded on 15 [[August 2013]].
File:LemonPoundCake.jpg|A photo of a Lemon Pound Cake Chris uploaded on 15 [[August 2013]].
File:UniversityOfDelaware.jpg|A photo of the "University of Delaware Fightin' Blue Hens" which Chris uploaded again on 15 [[August 2013]].
</gallery>
</center>

== External links ==
* [http://twitter.com/CWCSonichu Chris's Official and Originial Microblog]
* [http://twitter.com/#search?q=-RT%20sonichu Live feed]
* [https://mega.co.nz/#!oY1SQZya!dBMXsERnL5bsA-sdoja-j1r1VQc3YviHkGIysrWWRJk Chris's Entire Twitter Feed from 27 December 2009 to 20 June 2013.]

==References==
<references/>
[[Category:Chris's websites]]

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2013-08-18T01:12:23Z

Shion: Riddle

Riddle

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Shion: Mayflower

Mayflower

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2013-08-18T01:10:30Z

Shion: Smurfette

Smurfette

Twitter

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Shion:

{{Articleofthenow}}

{{quote|NO TWITTER ALLOWED!!!|Chris's initial reaction.}}
{{quote|...I have later decided to go into the Twitter Fad and add a small Feed under the C-Log Box.|Chris [[CWC Blog#28 December 2009|after a change of heart.]]}}
[[Image:CWCTwitter.jpg|thumb|right|"'''Short''', '''timely''' messages from Christian W Chandler": Twitter marketing department's biggest inadvertent lie.]]
'''[[Wikipedia:Twitter|Twitter]]''' is a popular social networking and microblogging service where people can post messages that are up to 140 characters in length. While it has had its uses, it is frequently described as a pointless fad, and if even ''Chris'' calls it a fad, perhaps there is something to this claim.

Chris apparently had no idea why Twitter was designed the way it is designed. Most of the time, he acted as if Twitter is just a normal blog that inexplicably splits the messages into 140 character chunks for no reason. It's almost impossible to read his updates, which obviously makes following and replying to him hard.

On 20 [[June 2013]] and 21 June 2013, hidden Twitter posts from 16 [[April 2012]] to 21 [[June 2013]], which most of them are linked to the [[Facebook]] [[2013 Imgur Leak]] and pictures from 20 [[June 2013]] are leaked on the [[CWCki Forums]].
== History ==

Chris was inspired to register his own Twitter account, ''CWCSonichu'',<ref>[http://twitter.com/CWCSonichu CWCSonichu]</ref> when the [[CWCipedia]] administrator insisted on adding a live Sonichu Twitter feed <ref>[http://twitter.com/#search?q=-RT%20sonichu]</ref> onto the CWCipedia [[Mailbag]] page, and later the CWCipedia front page. This feed picked up all mentions of the word "[[Sonichu]]" (hence Chris's use of the prefix "C.C. Sonichu says:"), to provide the loyal fanbase real-time coverage of their favorite comic and game hero and reactions to his weird antics from other fans. The CWCipedia sysop, in his infinite wisdom, elected to allow arbitrary, unmoderated comments from all fans to appear on the front page, to fully leverage the power of Web 2.0, user-created content, reader participation and all that modern nonsense.

Careful readers may start to notice that there's a slight conflict in this: Chris had stated many times that he wanted to be in complete control over the CWCipedia. In a development that surprised no one, the live feed was promptly overrun by [[troll]]s. Chris was furious, and was compelled to write his own updates to drown out all of the [[homos|gay allegations]] and other [[pickle]]-related activity that was going on on his web page.

However, as it is with all of the other things in this world, Chris's focus on Twitter waned over time. In [[May 2010]], the live Twitter feed was removed from CWCipedia, because apparently certain trolls failed to notice that Chris quit paying attention to his own web page and ''(*ahem*)'' the activities of the trolls in the Twitter feed started to make Chris look positive in comparison.

== Subscriptions ==

Chris followed 29 people and groups, all of them related to [[Video games|gaming]]. Among these are...

* ''...relevant information on [[PS3|Life Upgrades]]:'' PlayStation, ps3fanboy, PS3_Trophies
* ''...accounts related to [[LittleBigPlanet|the sweetest non-Chinese hobby of all]]:'' Media_Molecule, LittleBigPlanet [No longer subscribed as that account was suspended for some reason], LittleBIGFan, SackBoy4Pluto, Mm_Sackgirl
* ''...respectable, reliable and impartial game journalists and media:'' Veronica <nowiki>[</nowiki>[[10 September 2009|Veronica Belmont]]<nowiki>]</nowiki>, Qore, GamesRadar, GameTrailers, gamespot, IGN, g4tv, GamePro, xplay, gamenewsps3 <nowiki>[G4]</nowiki>, gameinformer
* ''...game houses which produce games that Chris may play, if properly baited away from LittleBigPlanet-related activities:'' Naughty_Dog, insomniacgames, SEGA, EA, Ubisoft, CriterionGames, NISAmerica <nowiki>[Nippon Ichi Software]</nowiki>, RockBand, namcogames
* ''...[[Monthly Tugboat|tugboat]] sailing destinations:'' amazongames
* ''...events which Chris doesn't attend:'' Official_PAX

Notably, [[10 September 2009|Veronica Belmont]] (a video game show host and also, OMG, a woman) is the only real person among these subscriptions. This does wonders to dispel rumors that Chris is a living video game geek stereotype and hence beyond merely undateable.

== Chris's Twitter Feed ==

=== 27 December 2009 ===

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| Listen to me, [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Jack Thaddeus|Jack Thadius]] are BOTH GOD DAMN [[Trolls|TROLLS]]! DO NOT LISTEN TO EITHER OF THEM!
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These precede the "test" the following day, and don't have the "C.C. Sonichu says:" prefix. Apparently, at the time, Chris was confused on how the Twitter feed works and [[Honor Roll|had to be told explicitly by the Management how to work this thing]].

=== 28 December 2009 ===

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| C.C. Sonichu says: I apologize for uploading late; [[Biological clock|fell asleep early]]; plan to adjust upload time accordingly; it's all cool.
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| C.C. Sonichu says: I will answer [[mailbag]] later today; had to shovel snow; have more [[chores]] to do; stay safe, well and straight.
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=== 29 December 2009 ===

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| C.C. Sonichu says: I, Christian Weston Chandler, am Straight, and I will remain as such FOREVER; Quit Mislabeling ME and my characters!
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| C.C. Sonichu says: I am very sick and tired having to deal with any [[Mailbag|letters and discussions]] from people who are GROSSLY In Error on the fact
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| C.C. Sonichu Says: I had to CORRECT one whole letter, sending the wrong original into the Reject Mailbag. DO NOT MAKE ME HAVE TO DEAL...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...WITH THAT GOD DAMN CRAP!
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| C.C. Sonichu says: [[Stress sigh|*taking deep breaths*]]
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| C.C. Sonichu says: I'm going to answer the [[Common Questions]] now; afterwards, if you have any questions, you may check for it being answered
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| C.C. Sonichu says: And if your question is not there, then you may ask it in your letter; I do not like to repeat myself, that is my...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...[[Bob|Father]]'s Job; repeating himself in speech. UGH!!!!
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Chris actually spelled out "*taking deep breaths*". While people sometimes explain in text-based media what they're doing in response to comments, and describe how they're feeling, this comes across as explaining things a bit too literally. Instead of drawing attention to his anger, he draws attention to the fluid dynamics of his body.

=== 30 December 2009 ===

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=== 31 December 2009 ===

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| C.C. Sonichu says: I have completed and uploaded two new pages for [[Sonichu 10|Book 10]]; I will answer another [[mailbag]] later this afternoon...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: NO ADVERTISEMENTS ARE ALLOWED IN THE INTRODUCTION BOX, and as Captain of this Cwcipedia, I will be respetected.
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| C.C. Sonichu says: I answered another mailbag; I answered more [[Common Questions]] for the F.A.Q.; feeling tired, will rest then start next...
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=== 2 January 2010 ===

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| C.C. Sonichu says:...and I assert my right as Captain of Cwcipedia with My Own Ads around the site that I FULLY SUPPORT...
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| C.C. Sonichu says:...Removal of Any of ALL of MY Ads is consider Mutiny, and Mutiny will not be tolerated. Stay Safe, and have a good day.
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=== 5 January 2010 ===

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| C.C. Sonichu says: I have learned from my mistake; I promise not to dwell on [[Jack]]'s Ads (at least they're non-offensive right now)...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: And the Cwcipedia has some money to last for months to years anyway; I will not repeat the mistake I have made recently.
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| C.C. Sonichu says: I apologize for the downtime, and I appreciate all of y'all's loyalty and patience; Stay Safe, and have a good day.
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| C.C. Sonichu says: Minor setback, I am having trouble logging in; I'm looking into it with the SysOp; If I don't update tonight...
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| C.C. Sonichu says:...I will definitely update tomorrow.
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=== 6 January 2010 ===

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| C.C. Sonichu says: will have another pair of pages tomorrow as usual. Enjoy the set of pages for now...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...and I hope [[Clyde]] and [[Jack]] get the MESSAGE of [[Chris and religion|if they do not make ammends for their misdeeds, devils will gnash theirs.]]
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=== 7 January 2010 ===

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=== 8 January 2010 ===

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=== 13 January 2010 ===

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| C.C. Sonichu says: Firstly, I am decreeing that [[homos]]exuals will have equal relationship rights within [[Cwcville]], yet gay marriage is still..
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| C.C. Sonichu says: .Illegal and Wrong.
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| C.C. Sonichu says: Second, I am aware of the reasons of the Trio of individuals who are behind the Hideous [[Asperpedia]] of WHY they are...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...tormenting me like this. If they will Read the following, or if anyone will relay, I will make amends towards them
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| C.C. Sonichu says: To [[Alec]]: You have NO RIGHT in drawing MY characters in [[Asperchu|your comics]], because I have specifically spoke AGAINST IT,...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...and you DARE to copy and paste my response and STRIKE AND ADD IN ONLY WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR! I admit I have done that
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| C.C. Sonichu says: in some Mailbag letters, and I apologize for that, but I did that sometimes, because I felt offended by some of their
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| C.C. Sonichu says: content. I would appreciate it if you would just give up your game, remove all the ads on MY Cwcipedia, and just move on
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| C.C. Sonichu says: YOU HAVE your own life in Minnesota at your [[Wikipedia:Amtrak|Amtrak]]; Quit Messing Up My Life, or [[Death threats|I WILL come after you]].
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| C.C. Sonichu says: To [[Evan George]]: I offered to make [[Simonchu]] and [[Simonla]] Brother and Sister, yet you continue on to give me grief and hate
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| C.C. Sonichu says: [[Chris_and_negotiation|The offer was reasonable]], so the two can be Separate, Individual Characters. I would appreciate it if you quit hating
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| C.C. Sonichu says: me, accept the brother/sister plan, and Let It Go.
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| C.C. Sonichu says: To [[Sean]]: Your comic strips are only an extension to WHAT YOU THINK are characters who are Underappreciated, when they
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| C.C. Sonichu says: are not, and I have plans for them in future tales. Firstly, [[Metal Sonichu|METAL SONICHU]] is NOT a secondary character; HE will be
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| C.C. Sonichu says: making his return as a MAJOR VILLIAN after [[Sonichu 11|Book 11]] Possessed by the soul of [[Count Graduon]].
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| C.C. Sonichu says: [[Bill]] is still working within [[Giovanni]]'s Laboratory, I am working on a plan on including him in a future episode around
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| C.C. Sonichu says: [[Blake]]. The [[Pokémon#Boulder-Dropping_Whale|WAILORD]] who dropped the rock onto the mother [[Pokémon#Swampert|Swampert]] and [[Yawning Squirtle|the Squirtle who Yawned]] are ONLY Individual
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| C.C. Sonichu says: characters who I originally had NO plans on putting into future stories, so ASSUME that the two were BOTH caught by
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| C.C. Sonichu says: Pok'emon Trainers in Pok'e Balls and now the two are fighting with their trainers in Pok'emon Battles.
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| C.C. Sonichu says: And to all those who I offended about the talk with [[Aspergers]], I apologize. I have nothing AGAINST any individual with
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| C.C. Sonichu says: Aspergers, and I promise to not be mean, but nice, to them and all other individuals.
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| C.C. Sonichu says: So, Please, to everyone, let's move on peacefully and live our lives well.
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| C.C. Sonichu says: Thank you.
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=== 15 January 2010 ===

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| C.C. Sonichu says: Now then, Another two pages are up; [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]] is OUT OF [[Dark Mirror Hole|THE MIRROR]]. I will answer some Mailbag Questions tonight.
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| C.C. Sonichu says: Note though, not ALL Objectionable Letters go to the Reject Pile... more like the Round-Hole Bin.
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| C.C. Sonichu says: Also, IGNORE Alec and his Asperchu; EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM, ALL OF THE ADVERTISEMENTS, and ALL things OUTSIDE the Cwcipedia
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| C.C. Sonichu says: And ALL "Quotes" that are on HIS Asperpedia that he labels are from me, UNLESS those EXACT Quotes are on the Cwcipedia...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...I NEVER SAID THOSE "Quotes" AT ALL. Thank you all for your continued loyalty, and Please encourage the Return of all
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| C.C. Sonichu says: who have turned to the Dark Side that is also Currently known as Asperpedia. Thank you again for your Loyalty. :)
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| C.C. Sonichu says: Just a minor update to inform y'all about the old [[spanish]] expression...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: Tu nessicitas [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L]] para ganar felicidad por vida.
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| C.C. Sonichu says: Learn its pronunciation in my latest YouTube video. I will have two more pages up later. Stay Safe and have a good day.
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=== 18 January 2010 ===

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=== 19 January 2010 ===

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=== 21 January 2010 ===

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=== 22 January 2010 ===

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| C.C. Sonichu says: Also, Think about this, WITHIN THE TEN BOOKS At ALL, have I ever gone the way of the [[Saw|SAW]] movies; Bloody and Gorey? No.
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| C.C. Sonichu says: I have not. So unless you have strong constitutions, I highly recommend Staying a Sonichu Fan and leaving Alec for good.
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| C.C. Sonichu says: With the Exception of that [[Gun Comic|One Time]], OUTSIDE of the Comic Pages, I would [[Chris and hypocrisy|Never]] draw [[Sonichu 10|Blood and Gore]] within my pages.
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| C.C. Sonichu says: I promise you that; My Comic Book Pages will NEVER have Blood and Gore in them.
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=== 25 January 2010 ===

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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...shortly after making a few more updates; will be creating satisfactory character pages tonight; also, with the...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...recent number of pages, I took a shot at drawing and coloring 5 pages a day; obviously with real life events and...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...whatnot, it was too much to ask, so I will get back into the swing of things with 2 or 3 pages a day like before...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...with the addition of one page at least; I appreciate the paitience of the true and loyal; thank you all very much...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: you can take a lesson at being a True Sonichu Fan from Rad and his group I mentioned in a recent [[YouTube]] video; check...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...out his song he wrote and composed for me; Rad and his group will have their own page on the Cwcipedia as...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...Most Honorable and Loyal Sonichu Fan Group. Stay Safe, and have a good day.
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=== 30 January 2010 ===

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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...been unable to log on and update at the past usual times, I have been crashing early in the late PM; May have finally
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...found a routine I can deal with daily; will answer latest mailbag letters tomorrow morning at about 11, my time.
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| C.C. Sonichu says: Stay Safe, and please protest against [[Mao]] on the Asperpedia about the overcrowding ads on the Cwcipedia.
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=== 25 February 2010 ===

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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...have sent me Birthday Greetings, with the exception of the Asperchu Four: [[Alec]], [[Evan]], [[Mao]] and [[Sean]].
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| C.C. Sonichu says: Sean is the LEAST OFFENSIVE and the WEAKEST of the four; he is a Drug-Headed Loser; read his attorney defense in court.
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| C.C. Sonichu says: Happy Christian Love Day to All, and to all Stay Safe.
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=== 02 March 2010 ===

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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...Heart Failure; he will be back out in a couple of days, but I have had a loong, [[stress]]ful day. I only got 4 hours...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...of sleep; I will resume daily updates later this week; Redrawing of the last few pages of [[Sonichu 10|Book 10]] are in the works...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...so Alec, his crew and I can be on peaceful terms, and that we can all move on with better stories that are more...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...cannon to all things Sonichu and Rosechu. I am also working on the pages for Book 11; will upload all that I will...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...have for Book 11 on the Sonichu 10th Anniversary date of [[March 2010|March 17, 2010]]. Currently, daily updates will mostly...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...consist of Mailbag Answerings, Bio Page Creations, Captain's Log Updates, etc. I appreciate your loyalty and...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...patience, and Also, thank yous go out to all who have sent me Positive E-Mails and USMail Letters, cards and presents.
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| C.C. Sonichu says: With opposite feelings towards the few who sent me Offensive, Graphically Inappropriate "Fanart". But I know all about..
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...4Chan's Favorite Rule 18. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Die with less hatred and even less attention from me, period.
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| C.C. Sonichu says: To everyone, I bid you a good and safe day.
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ~~RULE18~~
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These postings are a little bit uncharacteristic; it's somewhat out of character for Chris to all of a sudden go "LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL" and refer to 4chan. However, he's probably just being an idiot as usual. The "Rule 18" stuff most likely actually refers to [[Rule 34]]. He also implies that the trolls would be upset at getting "less hatred and less attention from [him]", [[Chris and his ego|as if they gave a shit if Chris paid any heed to them]].

=== 10 March 2010 ===

In this gigantic update, Chris discusses the fantasy novel that he and [[The Wallflower]] were planning to write, which they ripped off from the mediocre series ''[[Wikipedia:The Guardians of Ga'Hoole|The Guardians of Ga'Hoole]]''.

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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...is the King of the kingdom of Heartland, with a human family; his wife, young son and teenage daughter; Alistair was..
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...originally a Human, but a warlock who despised him, transformed him into an owl. But with the help of his family and
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...new friends from other kingdoms, as well as the individuals he wisely guided, and his Royal Guard and Army, they all..
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...stand together to defend Alistair's Grand Kingdom from the forces of enemy predator animal forces and their clan...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...leaders and the Big Cheese that is the Warlock who changed his majesty. Also, the teenage daughter is a Destined...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...Guardian of the many, many Owls, as a spirit guided by the Goddess of Wisdom, Athena. The son is to be a great...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...strong warrior and leader of the Royal Guard and Army, yet he finds it hard to look up to a father who is an Owl.
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| C.C. Sonichu says: Alistair's wife, the Queen, remains loyal to her family and her husband. Her patience is rewarded upon every Full Moon..
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...Night, when Alistair transforms back to his human self, up to the sunrise of the following day, when he transforms...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...back into his Great Horn Owl form. But during those few nights, their majesties live it up to the fullest. WHOO!!!
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| C.C. Sonichu says: So, check out the Foretaste level on the LBP servers (remember to grab and fly to progress); the full version first level
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...will be uploaded after full completion between me and my little lady. Also, Jack is only getting me to make the...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...updates on the Cwcipedia sooner, and that's why he saw fit on putting up the grotesque ads there; He did not have my..
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...approval on that step. But I will be making an update on there very soon, and I am sure Jack will remove those ads...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...shortly after; he is portraying himself as a most rude, impatient individual. jackthethadius@yahoo.com is his e-mail
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| C.C. Sonichu says: feel free to send your complaints about the ads to him if you wish. I have spoken; thank you for your paitience...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: Have a nice day. :)
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| C.C. Sonichu says: One more thing, [[Jack]] had previously agreed to keep the ads Non-Offensive; we had an understanding, and I still have...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...the e-mails with his agreement to that promise.
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| C.C. Sonichu says: And a WORD to Jack Thaddius, [[PS3|I HAVE A REAL LIFE TOO]], DUDE, and I am [[Friend zone|making progress with my Lady Friend]]; your misdeeds...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...have been noted, and you are only HURTING YOURSELF in getting paid back, because the OFFENSIVE ADs are a Kryptonite...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...And IF YOU REALLY WANT ME TO MAKE MY UPLOADS AND UPDATES, SO YOU CAN GET PAID, You would do your best to return the...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...ads to their Non-Offensive State as you had PROMISED beforehand.
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| C.C. Sonichu says: YOU ARE ONLY HURTING YOURSELF BY HURTING ME, THE [[CWCipedia|CWCIPEDIA]], AND MY FANS, JACK. Let Us All Be In Peace, and you will...
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| C.C. Sonichu says: ...be fully paid for your Promise Keeping, and your better Patience. You have your own happiness; let me have mine.
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=== 17 July 2010 ===

After a long period in inactivity, Chris returned to Twitter to demand things for free, beg people to download his shitty [[ModNation]] tracks and lie about drawing more comics.

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| After Validation of Content and Validity, a [[God of War|Kratos]]/Gopher Code will be sent back to the sender in a reply.
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| The Last Day of the Code Usage is tomorrow, July 18, 2010. So please hurry. Thank you for your support.
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| Also, apoligies to my Sonichu [[Fans]] for [[Chris and the Internet#Attempts to leave the Internet|Leaving the internet]], but rest-assured, I am still working on the [[Sonichu 11|comic pages]] in peace free of trolls
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| ...childhood toy remake and others. Please download my Cwcville 2.0 Track to get me my Sharing Splines Trophy. One Away!
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=== 19 July 2010 ===
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|...welcomed for your own creation and Publication. But give the REAL Stuff a Download, Play and 5-Star Vote, Please.
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=== 16 [[April 2012]] ===
After 2 years, Chris returns to his Twitter. Shortly after making two tweets, Chris removed all but one of his followers and protected his account.
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=== 17 April 2012 ===
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|I have tried a hairspray my [[Cherokian Clan|cherokee]] gal friend recommeded, and I like it. Aussie Sprunch; it keeps my hair poofy, and smells of candy. :)
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Note: Chris was replying to cogsdev's post which read "yeah chris lost his virginity to a prostitute because he thought he was going to jail(where he would surely perish)".

=== 18 April 2012 ===

Chris replied to cogsdev's post which read "@Kamikitsune0 well, he's just trying to block out all the trolls, i think. i do wonder who he intends to read the tweets (anna i assume)".

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=== 19 April 2012 ===
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|The flirting advice and pointers are to be offered to me IN PERSON; words alone just don't work as hot as experience.
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|Any of y'all, my friends on facebook, want to follow my Tweets, please leave me a comment with your @name on f.b., and send me your request.
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=== 22 April 2012 ===
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|At [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|WMUMChurch]] yesterday, I went, but the loneliness was really hitting me. I just am not feeling loved in my congregation.
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|I wrote a LOT of Prayer Concerns about myself and put them into the top collection plate Before the service started.
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|I understand financially, I just could not survive alone for long, and my daddy was right on that.
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|WOULD it Kill any woman to approach me in public and offer her hand in friendship with a Long and True Relationship with me?!!
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|If my mom had not found my dad, and HE was lonely and old too, HE would not have lived TWO WEEKS from that faithful day in Maddy's Pub.
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|I am in a LOT of emotional pain and distress right now.
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=== 24 April 2012 ===
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|I NEED HELP! On my [[Love Quest|Sweetheart Search]]; NOW!
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|RT @CWCSonichu: I had a great amount of sleep, but I feel mighty weak from the stress, fear and all that from yesterday.
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|RT @CWCSonichu: I desperately require my Sweetheart to be. I seriously can not find and contact her by myself. I NEED HELP, PLEASE.
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|RT @CWCSonichu: I NEED HELP! On my Sweetheart Search; NOW!
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|[[Cole Smithey]] - The Smartest Film Critic in the World http://filmcritic1963.typepad.com/home/ via @colesmithey
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=== 25 April 2012 ===
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=== 26 April 2012 ===
Chris replies to a post by cogsdev which reads "emergency missions in pso2 are pretty fun".
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=== 29 April 2012 ===
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|Popularly, I am still a great artist, I am more dedicated when I set my to doing something; drawing LOTS of comic pages.
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|I have a flair in Cheering People Up, I am Fun and Comical, and I am Direct and Honest.
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|Their screencapped, "unsolicited", highlighted testimonials will be added to my album later.
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=== 30 April 2012 ===
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=== 7 May 2012 ===
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|I searched for a great amount of Positive statements quoted from the Trolls to make a page to put me in a better light to counter all...
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|...of the hate-filled pages found throughout the Internet, in another grand attempt to attract women to become friends with and one...
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|...to become my Sweetheart from the ground-up.
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=== 9 May 2012 ===
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=== 12 May 2012 ===
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|I still want to make [[Mimms]]' life the [[Death threats|emotional hell he has turned my life into. Somebody, please, kill his girlfriend.]]
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=== 17 May 2012 ===
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=== 20 May 2012 ===
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|Why is anyone NOT responding or Caring of the Hate Poster Campaign? This is VERY SERIOUS, People!
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|Their Goal with this is to get me banned from EVERYWHERE in [[Charlottesville]]! And I can NOT move back to Midlothian!
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|How would YOU feel if you were not Legally allowed ANYWHERE in your hometown, or the town you currently reside in?
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=== 23 May 2012 ===
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|I pray it does Not happen, and I am Not even going to watch the movie, 2012, until 2013.
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|I still am feeling lonely; desperate for girlfriend companion/sweetheart, but not HEAVY-set or Mal-Emotioned desperate.
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=== 27 May 2012 ===
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|Please, and Thank You.
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=== 28 May 2012 ===
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=== 29 May 2012 ===
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=== 2 June 2012 ===
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|...and wait.
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|Everyone else that gets this message, please relay to your friends. Locate any to all of the [[Trolls]] handing out and posting...
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|...any Anti-Christian Chandler posters and flyers, arrest the bastards, and destroy ALL posters/flyers of the topic you all find.
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|Please Help in countering their heinous name-smearing campaign. Thank You, and God's Speed and Blessings.
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|Just reviewing the older posts of the plot; a group of them will meet at [[Fashion Square]] at 11:00 AM in or around the Food Court Area.
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|Dressed in [[Man in the Pickle Suit|Pickle Costume/Suit Outfits]].
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|They may or may not be armed with weapons.
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|Destoy any video recorders/recordings they may shoot or make; prevent any of their footage from going online.
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|The trolls have gotten everyone informed wrongly about me by about 2:00 PM; one of them started making their way to my house at about 4:30PM
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=== 4 June 2012 ===
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=== 9 June 2012 ===
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|I am at [[McDonald's|McD]] in [[Ruckersville|Ruckers]]; there is a B.K. Y.Adult sitting behind me; he acknowledged me; he is quite possibly a [[troll]].
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=== 10 June 2012 ===
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=== 15 June 2012 ===
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=== 16 June 2012 ===
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=== 18 June 2012 ===
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=== 25 June 2012 ===
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=== 26 June 2012 ===
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=== 20 July 2012 ===
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=== 31 July 2012 ===
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=== 5 August 2012 ===
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=== 10 August 2012 ===
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=== 11 August 2012 ===
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=== 14 August 2012 ===
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=== 15 August 2012 ===
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|I added a video to a @YouTube playlist youtu.be/kFvFnN1Kc1Y?a The Fresh Vegetable Mystery (1939)
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|I added a video to a @YouTube playlist youtu.be/JNaHlNgFHz8?a MGM - Happy Harmonies - 1934-12-22 - Toyland Broadcast (unces)
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=== 25 September 2012 ===
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=== 27 September 2012 ===
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=== 28 September 2012 ===
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=== 6 October 2012 ===
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=== 14 October 2012 ===
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=== 21 October 2012 ===
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=== 24 October 2012 ===
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=== 26 October 2012 ===
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=== 28 October 2012 ===
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|I added a video to a @Youtube playlist youtu.be/j--A1UIWYqk?a Dinosaur Office: Computer Problems
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|I added a video to a @Youtube playlist youtu.be/7vTy9_0YzTE?a Dinosaur Office: Viral Videos
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|I added a video to a @Youtube playlist youtu.be/WjSt0DW1M_o?a Dinosaur Office: Coffee Run
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|I added a video to a @Youtube playlist youtu.be/0RzhRWaQLXU?a Dinosaur Office: Office Party
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|I added a video to a @Youtube playlist youtu.be/Y-ahZmQOYhw?a Dinosaur Office: New Boss (Part 1)
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=== 29 October 2012 ===
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=== 1 November 2012 ===
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|I liked a @Youtube video youtu.be/dO8rRon5JFg?a LEGO® Monster Fighters Fan - Laurence Hiller - There's Monsters In the Room
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|I added a video to a @Youtube playlist youtu.be/8tY1UWxUvhk?a LEGO® Monster Fighters Fan - Philip HeinRich - Flashlights & Shaky Cameras
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|I liked a @Youtube video youtu.be/ULVqXgTKecM?a LEGO® Halloween Style
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=== 7 November 2012 ===
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=== 9 November 2012 ===
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=== 12 November 2012 ===
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=== 13 November 2012 ===
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|I added a video to a @Youtube playlist youtu.be/WjSt0DW1M_o?a Dinosaur Office: Coffee Run
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|I added a video to a @Youtube playlist youtu.be/nudBChYrVgw?a 30% Extra In-Store Credit - Halo 4
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=== 16 November 2012 ===
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=== 29 November 2012 ===
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=== 17 December 2012 ===
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|I liked a @Youtube video youtu.be/moiXHrEYu1k?a RUDOLPH~MISFIT SONG
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=== 20 December 2012 ===
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=== 2 January 2013 ===
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|I added a video to a @YouTube playlist youtu.be/GpbGm4qezQ4?a LEGO Friends of Heartlake City: Ep3 - Amends
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|I added a video to a @YouTube playlist youtu.be/VF_jCK6SuzQ?a LEGO Friends of Heartlake City: Ep4 - The Team
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|I added a video to a @YouTube playlist youtu.be/DFMHonn1uSM?a LEGO Friends of Heartlake City: Ep5 - The Tree House
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|I added a video to a @YouTube playlist youtu.be/rUC5J7bD1Dk?a LEGO Friends of Heartlake City: Ep6 -- Training Scarlet
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|I added a video to a @YouTube playlist youtu.be/-9wMXeSFehM?a LEGO Friends of Heartlake City: Ep7 -- Makeover Time
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|I added a video to a @YouTube playlist youtu.be/gLVAcJjBFuY?a LEGO Friends of Heartlake City: Ep8 -- Saving the Day
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|I added a video to a @YouTube playlist youtu.be/Fhm69kromF8?a LEGO Friends of Heartlake City: Ep9 - The World Petacular
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|I added a video to a @YouTube playlist youtu.be/RrB-HxbxGvk?a LEGO Friends of Heartlake City: Ep10 - All's Good That Ends Well
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=== 4 January 2013 ===
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=== 6 January 2013 ===
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=== 15 January 2013 ===
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=== 22 February 2013 ===
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=== 23 February 2013 ===
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|I added a video to a @Youtube playlist youtu.be/be6_SlCIfWE?a LEGO® Teenage Mutant Ninja TurtlesTM: Leonardo
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|I added a video to a @Youtube playlist youtu.be/cmGBbARnUEo?a LEGO® Teenage Mutant Ninja TurtlesTM: Raphael
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|I added a video to a @Youtube playlist youtu.be/u0TfqzZ8k6o?a Vinylicious
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=== 24 February 2013 ===
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=== 25 February 2013 ===
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=== 26 February 2013 ===
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=== 28 February 2013 ===
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|I added a video to a @Youtube playlist youtu.be/IRQmsSVdpsY?a Sesame Street: Grover Explains Exit
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|I added a video to a @Youtube playlist youtu.be/R2SgvmPWYOM?a Sesame Street: Ernie's Guessing Game With Bert
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|I added a video to a @Youtube playlist youtu.be/Z8TqOTe3ODc?a Sesame Street: Operatic Orange
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=== 1 March 2013 ===
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=== 11 March 2013 ===
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=== 12 March 2013 ===
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|I added a video to a @YouTube playlist youtu.be/whQCzwAG2Ng?a Flipnote Hatena - 3-D Stupidity
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|I added a video to a @YouTube playlist youtu.be/Ez9zi-VYJH4?a Flipnote Hatena: You know what? Fuck it. I'm not going to try to decipher this.
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Interestingly, Chris calls Lauren Faust and Tara Strong "out of their minds". Apparently, Chris didn't hear the news that Lauren Faust stepped down and no longer works on the show, and none of this was her decision, and that Tara Strong only does the voices.

[http://i.imgur.com/kABCrhy.png However, almost a month later, Chris liked the video "My Little Pony Equestria Girls Official Trailer 2" on YouTube.]

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== Gallery ==
<center>
<gallery>
File:Twitter20June201301.png|CUTE!
File:Twitter20June201302.png|(My life would be complete if) I had a girlfriend.
File:Twitter20June201301High.jpg
Image:Twitter20June201302High.jpg
File:ColeVSChrisTwitter.png|Chris complains to [[Cole Smithey]].
File:MarkCuban.png|A photo of [[Wikipedia:Mark Cuban|Mark Cuban]] Chris uploaded on 15 [[August 2013]].
File:LemonPoundCake.jpg|A photo of a Lemon Pound Cake Chris uploaded on 15 [[August 2013]].
File:UniversityOfDelaware.jpg|A photo of the "University of Delaware Fightin' Blue Hens" which Chris uploaded again on 15 [[August 2013]].
</gallery>
</center>

== External links ==
* [http://twitter.com/CWCSonichu Chris's Official and Originial Microblog]
* [http://twitter.com/#search?q=-RT%20sonichu Live feed]
* [https://mega.co.nz/#!oY1SQZya!dBMXsERnL5bsA-sdoja-j1r1VQc3YviHkGIysrWWRJk Chris's Entire Twitter Feed from 27 December 2009 to 20 June 2013.]

==References==
<references/>
[[Category:Chris's websites]]

Emily Date Conversation Transcript

2012-11-28T05:57:27Z

Shion: /* Basketball and a fateful trip (1:05:23–1:14:22) */

[[Image:Emilyy.jpg|thumb|70px|The only known image of Emily, shot from behind.]]

On 19 [[March 2009]], [[Chris]] went on his first (and only) [[dating|date]] ever with a [[troll]] called [[Emily]]. For posterity's sake, the event was recorded, and is now presented in text format for your enjoyment here.

==Summary==
*The trolls worry about a possible appearance by [[Snorlax|Barb]], run a mic check.
*Emily talks to [[Bob]], ignores Chris.
*Bob recites his work history, from serving in the army to retirement. Chris talks a grand total of 9 times, gets ignored.
*Bob goes on at length about being retired. Chris tries to interrupt several times, and fails several times.
*Chris reveals his favorite artist is [[Britney Spears]].
*Bob reveals his patchy medical history.
*Finally, Chris gets a whole minute in which to talk. The [[Amnyfest Ring]] makes an appearance.
*Chris asks why [[University of Virginia|UVA]] doesn't have a [[Sonichu Girls]] chapter.
*Chris brings up his [[Heterochromia|pink-eye]].
*Bob goes back to his health problems.
*Bob and Chris mention their [[Cherokee]] heritage.
*Chris flirts.
*Chris fails at flirting.
*Chris does the infamous [[Donald Duck]] impression.
*Chris talks about [[Sailor Moon]].
*Emily and Chris leave Bob and go out into the mall.
*Chris brings up winning the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|Sonic competition]].
*Emily tries to be discreet about going to the bathroom. Chris announces she's on her period.
*Emily flees.
*The [[Man in the Pickle Suit|Pickle]] Man arrives and saves Emily, whereupon Chris announces "HE KNOWS [[Clyde Cash|CLYDE CASH]]."
*Chris tries to kiss Emily goodbye.
*Emily makes good her escape and goes home with the Pickle Man.

==Cast==

'''Frosty''' - A whiz kid, his high-tech know-how keeps the group online.

'''Camwhore''' - "Emily's friend", her mission is to capture video of the event.

'''Emily''' - Queen of [[trolls]], she risks both life and limb on a plunge into the heart of darkness.

'''Pickle Man''' – Brave and daring hero, he protects Emily from certain peril.

'''Chris''' – Misshapen, autistic manchild, his disgusting nature seeps into the very recording of his voice.

'''Bob''' – [[Robert Chandler]], the proud [[Internet]] lumberjack, yet also slave to the manchild.
==Transcript==
=== Overture (0:00:00–0:03:13) ===
[[Image:ThongMic.jpg|thumb|right|Artist's impression of what Emily is wearing.]]
'''Frosty:''' Okay... lock it?

'''Frosty:''' Okay-

'''Camwhore:''' Are you wearing a [[Butt garments|thong]]? With a-

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Camwhore:''' That better be fuckin' ''tight''.

'''Emily:''' It's tight.

'''Camwhore:''' That may pop out while you're walking around, while you're like-

'''Emily:''' I should be like-

'''Camwhore:''' Or a robotic [[China|vagina]].

'''Emily:''' [''laughs'']

'''Camwhore:''' Say "It's my [[Sex toys|vibrator]]."

'''Emily:''' [''laughs'']

'''Camwhore:''' It's one of those things that you see taped to those- those hentai-

'''Frosty:''' Well, the thing is, Chris- if you said that to Chris, he would squeal.

'''Emily:''' [''laughs''] Ungh, ungh, ungh, ungh! Okay, if he gets, like, ''way'' too close to me, I'm just gonna be like- get my chair farther away.

'''Camwhore:''' [inaudible]

'''Emily:''' [''laughs'']

'''Camwhore:''' I really like your [inaudible]

'''Pickle Man:''' [''laughs''] Maybe Barb- Barbara can come.

'''Emily:''' Apparently, she doesn't leave the house anymore.

'''Pickle Man:''' No, I'm just [inaudible]

'''Emily:''' [''laughs'']

'''Pickle Man:''' [inaudible]

'''Frosty:''' There- there are [[Obesity|Barb candidates]] ''everywhere''.

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Frosty:''' No, no, no, no, no, no. But- but in all actuality, there should be no [[Barb]]; if there ''is'' Barb, I will [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|shit myself]].

'''Emily:''' If there is Barb, we're- we're done.

'''Camwhore:''' We're not showing up.

'''Frosty:''' Yeah.

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Frosty:''' "You brought your mommy?"

'''Emily:''' I should be like, "No– just put that shit in the bag, and we're not doing anything today."

'''Camwhore:''' Yeah.

'''Frosty:''' Yeah.

'''Emily:''' That's it.

'''Camwhore:''' And you can call him and be like "You owe me a ''dire'' apology, and you're the… jack-off-"

'''Emily:''' No– I'm sure I'm gonna yell at him, and make him ''cry''.

'''Frosty:''' Yeah.

'''Emily:''' And I'm gonna be like "Oh– I live in [[Clyde]]'s playboy mansion now." [''laughs'']

'''Frosty:''' No– even better!

'''Emily:''' [''laughs'']

'''Camwhore:''' [aside] I'm waiting. I'm ''part'' of Clyde's playboy mansion.

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Camwhore:''' I'm the janitor.

[''all laugh loudly'']

'''Emily:''' Okay– let's go see if he's there.

'''Camwhore:''' ''You'' go see if he's there.

'''Emily:''' ''No!'' 'Cause- 'cause it's-

'''Pickle Man:''' [inaudible (but about "a girl")]

'''Emily:''' 'Cause I'm gonna make it like an entrance, like… ''"Hiii!"''

'''Pickle Man:''' Did he say where [''inaudible, presumably "where he'll park his car", judging by Camwhore's response'']

'''Emily:''' No. Like, he wants to be- he wants to meet in front of [[Chick-fil-A]], so…

'''Camwhore:''' Figures! But the ''general'' idea would be you park near where you wanna… go.

'''Pickle Man:''' [inaudible]

'''Emily:''' [''chuckles'']

'''Pickle Man:''' [inaudible]

'''Camwhore:''' What if that [inaudible]

'''Emily:''' [''laughs'']

'''Camwhore:''' [aside] [inaudible] Do you see those pile of balloons right there? Swear to God: it looks like a [[Pickle|penis]].

'''Pickle Man:''' [inaudible]

'''Camwhore:''' The balloons. Right here.

'''Emily:''' Oh… [''laughs'']

'''Camwhore:''' It's a fuckin' penis.

[pause]

'''Camwhore:''' Nope.

'''Emily:''' Oh, okay.

[pause]

'''Emily:''' [''sighs'']

'''Camwhore:''' [''sighs'']

[pause]

'''Camwhore:''' There's that ugly bitch that looks like [[Wikipedia:Kidney Boy and Hamster Girl: A Love Story|Hamster Girl]]… at [[Coffee Place|Starbucks]].

'''Emily:''' [''chuckles'']

'''Camwhore:''' She ''looks'' like Hamster Girl.

'''Pickle Man:''' ''Which'' one looks like Hamster Girl?

'''Camwhore:''' Right there. The only one that you can see working?

'''Pickle Man:''' Oh– over at Starbucks? You should see her with that hair off.

'''Camwhore:''' No, no, no. She looks like Hamster Girl. [''inaudible'']

'''Pickle Man:''' I'm telling you: you should see her with that [[hair] off!

'''Camwhore:''' Oh– she don't have no hair?

'''Pickle Man:''' Um...

'''Camwhore:''' Oh– she has a fake-

'''Pickle Man:''' She has fake hair, or… she has no hair… or the hair back like this.

'''Camwhore:''' Well, yeah– I knew that.

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Camwhore:''' I was gonna say: I don't- I guess she dyed her hair blond. 'Cause I remember seeing her with some ugly, strange-colored hair.

===Target acquired (0:03:13–0:04:43)===

'''Frosty:''' There he is!

'''Camwhore:''' Shut up!

'''Emily:''' [''startled''] What?

'''Frosty:''' I can see a [''inaudible''] jacket.

'''Emily:''' Oh my God! [''jokingly''] Eject! Oh my God!

'''Frosty:''' Is your jacket on? [''unintelligible''] Put your jacket on. Are you ready?

'''Emily:''' Yeah– I'm ready. [''laughs nervously''] This is gonna be my best acting moment ever.

'''Pickle Man:''' He can't see my face before I suit up.

'''Emily:''' Yeah– go, like, look, 'cause he has to sit down first.

'''Pickle Man:''' [''inaudible'']

'''Frosty:''' He'll realize later: that's what it was.

'''Camwhore:''' I don't feel bad.

'''Emily:''' Okay. Hopefully, he, like, won't come, like, around and- [''inaudibly interrupted''] Huh? I don't have my phone.

[''pause'']

'''Emily:''' Oh my God…

[''pause'']

'''Emily:''' If this goes all smoothly, I should get, like…

'''Pickle Man:''' [inaudible] Where do I sit… to, like, watch [inaudible]

'''Emily:''' Um, there's some ''benches'', like… by the tables. [abruptly] Oh! Oh! Oh, no.

'''Pickle Man:''' Where do I go?

'''Emily:''' Okay– there's some benches, like, ''nearby''…

'''Pickle Man:''' Yeah?

'''Emily:''' Um, just sit and watch him [''unintelligible''] till you need to go change or whatever.

'''Pickle Man:''' Okay. Well, I- I started the- I [inaudible]

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Pickle Man:''' Okay. I'll [inaudible]

'''Emily:''' [''exhales loudly''] Yeah. Or just, like… kinda walk around and see if you can… see us.

===The Green Mile (0:04:44–0:05:19)===

[''Emily's footfalls can be heard as she marches off to meet the manchild.'']

===Meet the Parent (0:05:20–0:07:17)===

'''Emily:''' ''Hi!''

'''Chris:''' Hello! Emily?

'''Emily:''' Yeah! I'm Emily. So nice to meet you!

'''Chris:''' Hi, Emily. This is my father, Robert.

'''Bob:''' Hello.

'''Emily:''' Hello. [pause] I've started [[Rosechu|shopping]] a little bit.

'''Chris:''' That's alright.

'''Bob:''' You're from West Virgina?

'''Emily:''' Yeah... I used to live here for a while, but then, I-

'''Chris:''' [''abruptly''] Hey!

'''Emily:''' But then, I moved to-

'''Chris:''' [[Autism|Cute hat!]]

'''Emily:''' Yeah– I thought you might like it.

'''Chris:''' [''laughs contentedly'']

'''Bob:''' You go to school over there?

'''Emily:''' Yeah– [[Wikipedia:West Virginia University|University of West Virginia]]. My friend, uh, wanted to go to school there, and she's my best friend, so I have to… go with her everywhere! [''laughs nervously'']

'''Bob:''' That sounds like the best way to do things!

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' Yeah. Hey, Emily– you mind, uh, a photo of you and me together?

'''Emily:''' Sure!

[pause]

'''Bob:''' What are you taking?

'''Emily:''' I'm doing journalism.

'''Bob:''' What?

'''Emily:''' ''Journalism.''

'''Bob:''' Journalism?

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' Ah! You wanna be a writer!

'''Emily:''' Yeah! [''giggles''] I did a lot-

'''Bob:''' He has a… [[Cole Smithey|''half-brother'']] who's- who lives in New York City… and, uh, does ''freelance'' writing and show reviews and things… for newspapers and magazines.

'''Emily:''' Is it- does he love it?

'''Bob:''' I ''guess''.

'''Emily:''' [''giggles again'']

'''Bob:''' I haven't talked to him in years…

'''Emily:''' Yeah…

'''Chris:''' I can't this dang camera to work!

[pause]

'''Bob:''' Yeah– that's- I worked at, uh- I'm an engineer… and engineers [[Chris and English|never learn how to spell]].

'''Emily:''' [''laughs politely'']

'''Bob:''' I think very logically, but I-

'''Chris:''' Shoot! I got bad batteries in the [[Chris and camerawork|camera]].

'''Emily:''' [''disappointed''] Oh...

'''Bob:''' If I would- if I would ''write'' anything, half the words would be phonetically rather than the way we're… ''supposed'' to do.

'''Emily:''' [''laughs'']

'''Bob:''' I got along fine… writing stuff… on my ''word'' processor… when I had a ''spell'' checker.

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' Without that, I'm [''unintelligible, but clearly self-deprecating''] [''laughs heartily'']

'''Emily:''' Did you like doing engineering?

'''Bob:''' Well... I- I had a real ''u-''nique situation…

[''pause'']

===Bob's work history (0:07:18–0:16:58)===

'''Bob:''' Look, uh… I'm- I'm really old.

'''Emily:''' [''laughs politely'']

'''Bob:''' Okay– to start with: I'm 81. And, uh, I came along ''before'' [[Wikipedia:Transistor|transistors]].

'''Emily:''' Mm-hmm.

'''Bob:''' Not- not [unintelligible] all the safe stuff we have now, but even before ''transistors''… when we had [[Wikipedia:Vacuum tube|vacuum tubes]].

'''Bob:''' I, uh... got drafted after World War II. That's how old. But, uh... then, they put me in the Signal Corps, and they knew things I didn't know. They taught me how to install valve systems and switchboards and telephone poles. So, I found out: yeah– I'm pretty good at that. So, when I got out– 'course that was in [[Pre-1980#1947|1947]]– I found out- now, I know that we had a depression on our hands; I didn't know it then.

'''Bob:''' You couldn't get a job, so, I thought "Well, I got the G.I. Bill. I'll go to school."

'''Emily:''' Yeah– now, it's really hard to become an engineer.

'''Bob:''' Yeah– now, ya- I, uh-

'''Bob:''' I went to… a state teaching college to start with, 'cause I had the philosophy that if I went to a big school I'd be just… swallowed up.

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' So, I went to a small school and took Pre-Engineering for two years, and that was the best thing ''I'' ever did, 'cause I wound up, uh- well, I got- I got through my two years of Pre-Engineering in small classes.

'''Emily:''' Mm-hmm.

'''Bob:''' And also, I loved [[music]], and I was in [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|the band]] and everything. And I got in the symphony orchestra… and learned a lot about music while I was up there too.

'''Bob:''' And then, I went to Auburn, and then [''unintelligible''] talk about getting swallowed up!

'''Emily:''' [''laughs politely'']

'''Bob:''' Then, at that time, Auburn- which now has what: 30,000 students, or something? Auburn had about 5,000 students.

'''Bob:''' I got my Engineering degree. And then, when I got out, I said "Well, I'll, uh... I can do anything with relays and telephones and valve systems, and that sort of thing. I'm gonna work for Western Electric."

'''Emily:''' Mm-hmm.

'''Bob:''' That seems logical, right?

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' [suddenly offended somehow] Hey!

'''Bob:''' Because they make, uh-

'''Chris:''' You- no– you listen to my father… because he's somethin'! Because I get some of my intelligence from ''him''.

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' [[Chris and reality|Especially my ''technological'' intelligence.]]

'''Bob:''' But anyway, I, uh- I went to work for them for forty years, and, uh... at that point in time…

'''Bob:''' Uh, this is even ''before'' the Atlas missile… the ICBM.

'''Emily:''' Yeah. [''laughs nervously'']

'''Bob:''' ''Before'' the Korean War… and, uh- but, I- I found out they were building ''radar'' systems. Well, that was fine, but also, they had lots of government money, so they wanted some automatic test equipment. At that time, ''nothing'' was automatic. They ''had'' none!

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' So, that's what ''I'' went and built, that kinda stuff, what I learned in the army, right?

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' So, I started working with the first automatic test equipment that we ever made. And then, [[Wikipedia:General Electric|GE]] heard about it… and they came down to [''possibly town name''] in North Carolina.

'''Bob:''' And- so, GE came down; they offered me a job… up in upstate New York. Cold country in Utica.

'''Emily:''' [''laughs'']

'''Bob:''' And then, uh... I went down to build some automatic test equipment for the ICBM [''unintelligible''] [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|Intercontinental Ballistic Missile]].

'''Emily:''' Mm-hmm.

'''Bob:''' Nobody knows how, 'cause we haven't done it before.

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' We'd done some of this automatic test equipment down here. "Why don't you come up there?" "Well, okay!"

'''Bob:''' So, I went up there for three years and helped develop the, uh, automatic… equipment… for testing the missiles, and… all the guidance systems, and things… in the [''unintelligible'']

'''Emily:''' Mm-hmm.

'''Bob:''' But- but I got- I was a soldier, true and tried, 'cause I was born in Texas and raised in Alabama.

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' And then, I was in North Carolina first. And then, I hit upstate New York, and I froze to death. [''chuckles'']

'''Emily:''' [''laughs''] Yeah, that must be really different! [''laughs again'']

'''Bob:''' Well, after three years, I said "I'm going back to somethin' [''unintelligible'']" Well, GE- I didn't know it then, but I had a real, natural ''draw''… to the mountains.

'''Emily:''' Mm-hmm.

'''Bob:''' And I knew about Roanoke, since I'd been in, uh, [''unintelligible''] So, I wanted to come back to Roanoke, and GE had plants there.

'''Bob:''' And… they were there developing- specializing in industrial automation. Except they didn't done any ''automation'' yet. They were just industrial-controlled.

'''Bob:''' So, I finagled a transfer back to Roanoke, and… I got there just at the time when they were startin'… to make… any kind of automation controls for engines.

'''Bob:''' So, I got into what they call "a new business area". And I got to do ''all'' the great things. All my- I- I really had it right. I was in the right places at the right time.

'''Emily:''' Yeah. [''laughs politely'']

'''Bob:''' Because I am very ''[[Autism|logically]]-''inclined.

'''Emily:''' That doesn't really happen nowadays, with the economy…

'''Bob:''' Yeah– and I- I'm a logician.

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' Oddly enough, I never learned how a transistor even works… on records. But I ''use'' 'em all the time.

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' I use 'em. I'm retired now, a long time. But… when I started out with this group, and the first thing we got into was trying to automate a steel mill… for rolling [''unintelligible''] steel for your cars.

'''Emily:''' Mm-hmm.

'''Bob:''' Well, we did that. And then, I got into… how to roll papers so you could get Kleenex.

'''Emily:''' [''giggles'']

'''Chris:''' And, of course, y'know, he's the guy that designed the controls for all the plastic water machines, so without him at this time, you couldn't have the plastic for your glasses.

'''Bob:''' And- and then- then, I got into- I was in the new business area where we could do the first one… and then, somebody else would take over and do the others.

'''Emily:''' Mm-hmm.

'''Bob:''' And- and then, I got into managing a paper mill. But then, I got into the… industry of- of, uh, like phone line warehousing, automatic transition, like BART: Bay Area Rapid Transit.

'''Emily:''' Mm-hmm.

'''Bob:''' Automatic railroads and all that kind of stuff. Automated a bunch of that. Then, I got into automating a bunch of mine [unintelligible] around the world.

'''Emily:''' You've been through a lot!

'''Bob:''' And then, I went to automating tanker ships, so you could run 'em from the bridge and have nobody downstairs.

'''Emily:''' [''laughs politely'']

'''Bob:''' Just someone else involved-

'''Chris:''' Want some water?

'''Emily:''' No, thank you.

'''Bob:''' And, uh... then, uh- then, um, I got into… I developed a system and I found out that there was very few people like me in the world that had this natural… inclination… for logic.

'''Bob:''' Anyway, like [[Wikipedia:Logic gate|the ANDs, and ORs, and the what-ifs, and the what-if-nots]].

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' And then, I developed a system… called a [''inaudible''] that stands [''unintelligible''], that's an acronym.

'''Emily:''' Uh-huh.

'''Bob:''' Hardware-oriented [[2000|Y2K]] pile of junk!

'''Emily:''' [''laughs politely'']

'''Bob:''' Similar fortune… was in… ''hardware''.

'''Emily:''' Oh, okay.

'''Chris:''' Hey, everybody– I got [unintelligible]

'''Emily:''' Oh, thank you.

'''Bob:''' What this enables-

'''Chris:''' [''unintelligible, but clearly addressing Emily'']

'''Emily:''' [''giggles''] Thank you.

'''Bob:''' What this enables everybody to do- and me, too, but I was lazy…

'''Emily:''' Mm-hmm.

'''Bob:''' Was to write down on- on paper– and design on paper from the start– a sequence of parallel lines.

'''Emily:''' Mm-hmm.

'''Bob:''' And up to that point, nobody had a way of writin' it down on paper.

'''Emily:''' [''half-stifles a genuine laugh'']

'''Bob:''' And they ''still'' don't, really! [unintelligible]

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' But that [unintelligible] to mind, horse and buggy.

'''Bob:''' Elevator-type system that's over a 5,000 ft. hole!

'''Emily:''' [''laughs politely'']

'''Bob:''' Then, I got into, uh, designing… ''scooter'' machines, which fused all the plastic around wires, and things like that…

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' Scooters. And then, I got into... die-cast machines… and the machines automating ''them''. They make things like carburetors, and [[My Coke Rewards|cans]], and whatever.

'''Bob:''' And then, I got into ''plastics''… and even the ''plastics'' were [unintelligible] automating their machines. In the process, I ended up with about… ''two'' patents [unintelligible] in ''my'' name that ''they'' own. And all this… dumb stuff. And I saw the first 2-liter Coke bottle…

'''Emily:''' [''laughs politely'']

'''Bob:''' Come off the line in New England.

'''Bob:''' [unintelligible] on it, and all these [''unintelligible''] microvalves, and ''doors'', and- and, um... ''shutters'', and [[Kimmi|stuff like that made out of plastic]]. All this stuff we got plastic.

'''Chris:''' [''unintelligible''] in your frames!

'''Emily:''' Yep! [''giggles'']

'''Bob:''' Including, uh, [[Sex toys|Tupperware]].

'''Emily:''' Can't… go without Tupperware…

'''Bob:''' So, then [''unintelligible''] ''finalized'' and- and perfected, basically, this [''unintelligible''] process…

'''Emily:''' Mm-hmm.

'''Bob:''' Of design and documentation. [''unintelligible''] It came time for me to retire. And so, I did! [''chuckles'']

'''Emily:''' [''laughs politely'']

'''Bob:''' So, now, I'm ''un-''indated with all this stuff I did, and I don't know whether I did the world a good thing or not.

'''Emily:''' I think you did!

'''Bob:''' But I can't-

'''Emily:''' You did a lot of things.

'''Bob:''' I can't spell the word "[[cat]]" without a 'K' in it.

'''Emily:''' [''laughs'']

'''Chris:''' Uh, yeah, well, y'know, [[Chris and his ego|I'm proud of him anyway]], for his accompliment- accom-''plish-''ments.

'''Emily:''' Uh-huh.

[pause]

'''Bob:''' He's got a ''half-''brother who's a doctor.

'''Chris:''' ''His'' son.

'''Emily:''' ''Oh...'' okay.

'''Bob:''' And he's got a- and I have a daughter, who is his- his half-sister… that's a… [[Wikipedia:Phi Beta Kappa Society|Phi Beta Kappa]] outta UVA Atlantic.

'''Emily:''' ''Oh...'' [''laughs politely'']

'''Bob:''' She's workin' for the federal government, and she's got a Ph.D. now. She's working somewhere for the federal government. All these [[Autism|math people]]… I dunno.

===Retired life (0:16:59–0:24:22)===

'''Emily:''' I'm not very good at math. [''giggles'']

'''Bob:''' I'm not that-

'''Emily:''' That's why-

'''Bob:''' I'm good at ''logic'', but not at math.

'''Chris:''' But ''I'm'' good at math!

'''Emily:''' Oh...

'''Bob:''' He's not good at math when it comes to managing [[money]].

[pause]

'''Emily:''' [''laughs'']

'''Chris:''' Hey– look! Hey– look it! I have… ''your'' plastic lid on it!

[''Chris chuckles and Emily laughs'']

'''Bob:''' We've been working with him, now, for 27 years.

'''Bob:''' It was a challenge. ''Most'' of the time, I've been retired, so I could stay home.

'''Emily:''' Yeah... usually, if you're not very good at math, you're really good at writing, which is why I'm going for journalism.

'''Bob:''' Yeah– well, I, um... I did- I do alright with writing as long as I got a spell checker.

'''Emily:''' [''laughs'']

[''pause'']

'''Bob:''' I just, uh- I- but I enjoyed my life. It- it, uh- it- I had… things; I had- I had opportunities that most people don’t get.

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' I got to see all this stuff now.

'''Emily:''' That’s good. I hope that, like, y'know, I can travel around the world and, y'know... write up- do some journalism, like, overseas.

'''Bob:''' Yeah– I’ve been to [[PandaHalo|Australia]], and I’ve been to Korea, and I've been to [[Anne Boleyn|England]]. ''Most'' people [''unintelligible''] to see 'em, but [''unintelligible''] I've never seen, 'cause they work too good.

'''Emily:''' [''laughs politely'']

'''Bob:''' Well, it- it was interesting. [pause] I wish I could get- find out what ''Christian's'' really good- well, he’s pretty good in [[Art|drawing]]…

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' And writing.

'''Chris:''' Yeah– he- she should know; she- you’ve- you should know; you've seen a bunch of [[Chris and art|my artwork]].

'''Emily:''' Yeah! It’s really good! All my- all my friends like it, as well.

'''Bob:''' [[Chris and copyright|He’s ''creative'']]… but he’s, um... I- I guess you know he’s- [[autism|he's high-functioning autistic]]… and, um...

'''Chris''' Yeah.

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' At six, he couldn’t even ''talk''… but he was… ''programming'' [unintelligible] on his computer: his [[Wikipedia:Commodore International|Commodore]] computer…

'''Chris:''' [[Wikipedia:Commodore 64|Commodore 64]].

'''Bob:''' [''laughs''] Which was his first little-

'''Emily:''' Oh! I don’t know very many- much about computers! [''giggles''] Sorry! [''giggles some more'']

'''Bob:''' You’ve probably got a laptop, with a word processor, don't ya?

'''Emily:''' [''reluctantly''] Yeah...

'''Chris:''' Yeah. Yeah– but you-

'''Bob:''' Now, we've- we- we’ve brought him a long way.

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' It’s been interesting.

'''Chris:''' Yeah... well, that’s a little piece for you- that you can, uh, write about, if you want to.

'''Emily:''' Yeah! That- that would be interesting.

'''Chris:''' Anyway, you- anyway, you came all the way here from, uh, VCU? Or did you make a few stops along the way?

'''Emily:''' No– I came all the way from VCU. Um... like, a lot of my fr- uh, friends over at VCU? They're into the whole Sonichu thing, but there’s a lot more… uh, like, I guess "[[Sonichu Girls]]"…

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Emily:''' Up in, uh, the University of West Virginia. And we… k- we kinda do, like, a newsletter-type thing every week.

'''Chris:''' Wow.

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

[''pause'']

'''Bob:''' But this is in one of my favorite spots in the country.

'''Chris:''' [''responding belatedly to Emily''] I commend you for that.

'''Emily:''' [''laughs politely'']

'''Bob:''' [''unintelligible''] little trees on West Avenue.

'''Emily:''' Uh-huh.

'''Bob:''' Have you heard of West Avenue?

'''Emily:''' Mm-hmm.

'''Bob:''' You know where West Avenue is?

'''Emily:''' Yeah– a little bit; I don’t… really go in that area.

'''Bob:''' They're at the end of VCU, then?

'''Emily:''' Yeah. [''laughs politely''] I don’t know that area very well.

'''Bob:''' It’s- it's a street of, uh, townhouses. And it's about three blocks long. And it’s got a second name called "Stork Alley".

'''Emily:''' [''laughs politely'']

'''Bob:''' And every spring, they have a "Stork Alley Rally".

'''Emily:''' Uh-huh? Oh…

'''Bob:''' At the same time, they have the Easter parade over on Monument Avenue.

'''Emily:''' Yeah– I’ve never seen it before, but my friends tell me about it. But I’m usually stuck in, y'know… college.

'''Bob:''' Yeah– but- but I was only in Richmond… um… 1975 through 1980. And then, I got married to ''his'' mother. And, um... ''he'' was born, and then, we got transferred over here; I worked for GE. And we lived in Chesterfield County… but I ''love'' West Avenue; that’s my favorite spot.

'''Emily:''' [''laughs politely'']

'''Bob:''' I call it "Sesame Street".

'''Emily:''' Oh, that’s… [''laughs politely'']

'''Bob:''' Because they call it "Stork Alley", 'cause there’s so many kids.

'''Emily:''' Oh, yeah?

[''pause'']

'''Bob:''' I- I- I love the Virginian area.

'''Bob:''' His ''mother''… was raised– but you wouldn’t believe it– she- she was raised in a [''unintelligible''] home. And one that's [''unintelligible'']

'''Emily:''' Uh-huh.

'''Bob:''' Right there on, um… I can’t think of the name of that street: the one that goes right in front of the [[Burger King]]… down at… VCU.

'''Emily:''' I don’t know what… streets really are-

'''Bob:''' Well, again- but that is a street that goes right in front of Burger King…

'''Emily:''' Mm-hmm.

'''Bob:''' And right down the street from there is where… ''his'' mother lived for about twenty years and raised [[Cole Smithey|her first son]]. And he’s got a lot of ties to the family, too; he just doesn’t like me.

'''Emily:''' Oh... do you guys have a big family?

[pause]

'''Bob:''' Well, uh, we’ve got- we've got ''my'' son, and my daughter. You- my son’s in [[Richmond]], and my daughter’s in Washington.

'''Emily:''' Mm-hmm.

'''Bob:''' And then, we’ve got ''her'' son, who's in New York. And then, there’s the three of us.

[''pause'']

'''Emily:''' Yeah– Schiflett's a really big family.

'''Bob:''' Yeah– we got… two- really, two separate families.

'''Emily:''' Mmm.

'''Chris:''' Yeah... but it’s not as big as [[Wikipedia:The Brady Bunch|The Brady Bunch]]!

'''Emily:''' Yeah. [''laughs politely'']

'''Bob:''' No… it isn't.

'''Emily:''' No.

'''Bob:''' But we- we- we enjoy it, and I- I have- uh, I grow flowers. And... I don’t have to worry about… makin' a livin' anymore…

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' With [[Monthly tugboat|Social Security]], and... the GE pension. And GE's good and sound… fortunately!

'''Emily:''' Yeah. [''laughs politely'']

[pause]

'''Bob:''' So, uh... I- I grow day lilies. I’ve gotten my yard full of [''unintelligible'']. And in the middle, I’ve got a, um... well, about fifteen-foot plastic greenhouse.

'''Emily:''' Oh?

'''Bob:''' Except… inside this greenhouse, it’s different.

'''Emily:''' Mm-hmm.

'''Bob:''' Inside this greenhouse, there’s ''plastic'' flowers.

'''Emily:''' Oh– ''plastic'' flowers?

'''Bob:''' A ''swing''… and, uh, all my ''stereo'' stuff, and, uh...

'''Chris:''' Yeah– but he’s got ''real'' flowers in his garden.

'''Emily:''' Oh. Oh, okay.

'''Bob:''' Yeah– the day lilies are real, in the garden; but inside here, it’s all flat.

'''Chris:''' Yeah– day lilies bloom about once a year, during- dur- about ''once''-

'''Bob:''' In the summer.

'''Chris:''' This- this summer.

'''Emily:''' Oh.

'''Bob:''' There- there's also that-

'''Chris:''' And then, they stay that way for about a month or so. It’s a beautiful garden.

'''Emily:''' Oh, I can imagine!

'''Bob:''' Yeah– I’ve got about 15,000 healthy-

'''Chris:''' [''dreamily/creepily''] ''Imagine!''

'''Emily:''' [''laughs politely'']

'''Bob:''' And I- I love all the music from- from Dixieland to Big Band to [unintelligible].

'''Chris:''' Raise me on music, he did!

'''Emily:''' [''giggles'']

'''Bob:''' And- and musicals. And soundtracks.

'''Emily:''' Well, what’s ''your'' favorite artist?

'''Chris:''' Uh, my favorite artist? Well, he didn’t raise me on it, but, y'know, my favorite ss- uh... ''singer'' is [[Britney Spears]].

'''Emily:''' Britney Spears?

'''Bob:''' And, uh, he's got all- uh, mine are all back from the '40s, and '30s, and '20s, and-

'''Emily:''' And he’s into… more ''modern'' pop music?

'''Chris:''' Although… I guess if I had to pick a ''classic'' favorite, it would have to be ''[[Niggos|Satchmo']]'.

'''Emily:''' "Satchmo"?

'''Chris:''' [[Wikipedia:Louis Armstrong|Louis Armstrong]].

'''Bob:''' And- but I've got him all these big ''classics'' now-

'''Chris:''' [''does terrible Satchmo impression''] "Ten feet off the ground! Ba-doom-ba-bam-bow. [''Worst attempt at scatting ever'']"

'''Emily:''' [''laughs'']

'''Chris:''' [''imitates trumpet melody'']

'''Emily:''' [''giggles'']

'''Bob:''' I couldn't ''afford'' it when it came out. All the European records were [''unintelligible'']

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' I couldn't ''afford'' it when they came out, 'cause they were ten, twelve dollars a piece, then, but now, you can get 'em at [[Chris and fashion|Goodwill and Salvation Army]]…

'''Emily:''' Well like-

'''Bob:''' A ''quarter'' to ''fifty'' cents apiece.

'''Emily:''' [''feigning enthusiastic agreement''] Yeah! [''laughs weakly'']

'''Bob:''' ''Thousands'' of them now!

'''Emily:''' [''laughs politely'']

'''Bob:''' And inside, uh, I found out that inside this, um… um… ''greenhouse''…

'''Emily:''' Mm-hmm?

'''Bob:''' It's got a ''dome'' ceiling… which gives it the ca- ''cathedral'' kind of [unintelligible]

'''Bob:''' Well... I found this ''great'' stereo system at, uh- in the [[1970s]], at Goodwill… and put ''it'' out there… along with the swing.

'''Emily:''' Uh-huh.

'''Bob:''' And... if you turn the volume up, then that music just sounds like it’s the hall where they ''recorded'' it! Ah– it's great! Goin' out there and swingin' with my music for hours on end!

'''Emily:''' [''unintelligible'']

'''Bob:''' [''laughs heartily'']

'''Emily:''' That must be really relaxing!

'''Bob:''' Well, yeah– it's a nice life!

'''Emily:''' Yeah! [''laughs politely'']

===Bob's health problems (0:24:23–0:25:29)===

'''Bob:''' If I didn't have to worry about ''him'', I'd be in ''great'' shape!

'''Emily:''' [''laughs sympathetically'']

'''Bob:''' [''chuckles'']

'''Chris:''' [''laughs nervously''] [unintelligible] But he's been- still been in… good shape all his [unintelligible, seems like gibberish] I mean, he's been in- he's been through, uh, ''three'' triple- ''two'' triple-bypasses?

'''Bob:''' Yeah– I was supposed to ''die'' in 1980.

'''Emily:''' Oh, no! What happened?

'''Bob:''' In fact, I ''did''.

'''Emily:''' What happened?

'''Bob:''' I [[Tobacky|smoked]] too much…

'''Emily:''' Oh...

'''Bob:''' And, um... I worked for GE.

'''Bob:''' I did [[Barbara|all this dumb stuff I shouldn't have]].

'''Emily:''' Oh...

'''Chris:''' Yeah- but yeah– he- but yes– uh...

'''Bob:''' And, um...

'''Chris:''' God let him survive!

'''Bob:''' I had a couple [[Heart level|heart attacks]], and...

'''Emily:''' [''responding to Chris''] Yeah– [[Chris|for]] [[Burger King|a]] [[Barbara|reason]]!

'''Chris:''' And he's got a [[Wikipedia:Artificial pacemaker|pacemaker]] now!

'''Bob:''' Yeah... I- I've been through- I lived through a [[Wikipedia:Triple bypass|triple-bypass]] in [[1980]] when they were brand new.

'''Emily:''' [''laughs nervously'']

'''Bob:''' And survived that… so, [[Chris and death|I've only died a couple times!]] And then, I got- I got through that. Then, ''he'' came along.

'''Chris:''' Hey! He come-

'''Bob:''' And then, I- I got retired…

'''Chris:''' Hey!

'''Emily:''' Hmm?

'''Chris:''' Yeah– hey– he's the one that's b- that has seen the light, but did not actually go ''to'' it…

'''Emily:''' Yeah. [''laughs politely'']

'''Bob:''' And, um...

'''Chris:''' A ''number'' of times.

'''Bob:''' I had ''another'' triple-bypass in [[1992|'92]]… And I died a couple times that [''unintelligible''] And that was at Chippenham, over in Chester County.

'''Emily:''' Oh...

===Memories of High School (0:25:30–0:26:12)===

'''Bob:''' And, uh... when I was over there with him, I- I put him to school through, uh, ''Chesterfield'' County's school system.

'''Chris:''' Uh...

'''Bob:''' Well, they're the best in the country…

'''Emily:''' Yeah...

'''Bob:''' For- for schools, ''I'' think.

'''Chris:''' Yeah...

'''Bob:''' And- and, um...

'''Chris:''' [[Manchester High]].

'''Emily:''' [''uninterested''] Oh, really?

'''Bob:''' Then, um...

'''Chris:''' That's my birthstone: [[Amnyfest Ring|amnyfest]].

'''Emily:''' And the ''side'' of it… What does it say: "Lancers"?

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Emily:''' Is that- wait– is that your mascot?

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Emily:''' Then…what's on the other side? "[[2000]]"?

'''Chris:''' Yes... that's my class and coat'a arms.

'''Emily:''' Oh...

'''Chris:''' [[Manchester High School]]. And look at the jewel! It's a galaxy cut on top, and a [[rainbow]] on the bottom. If you look at- in the ring-

'''Emily:''' Yeah!

'''Chris:''' Do you see-

'''Emily:''' I see it!

'''Chris:''' Do you see the rainbow?

'''Emily:''' Yeah!

'''Chris:''' Yeah. [[speech impediment|Well, anyway, like, y'know,]] I guess that's enough- y'know, that's enough talk from ''him''. Uh... you were gonna ask…

'''Emily:''' Aww...

'''Chris:''' ''Me'' something?

===The "Sonichu Girls" Club (0:26:13–0:29:01)===

'''Bob:''' Now, I wanna find out about these… ''Sonichu'' Girls!

'''Emily:''' [''laughs''] Sonichu Girls?

'''Bob:''' 'Cause I didn't know about them.

'''Emily:''' Oh– didn't… Chris tell you about them?

'''Bob:''' No– he doesn't- no– he doesn't normally- he doesn't… ''tell'' me much about them, so... See– he's a- he- he and his mother [[Biological clock|stay up all night]]… and I stay up all day.

'''Emily:''' Oh...

'''Chris:''' Uh... actually reminds me more- actually, we're more- sometimes, you stay up in the day; sometimes, you stay up in the night.

'''Emily:''' So, you've got, like, ''mixed''… like, sleep schedules, I guess?

'''Chris:''' ''Yeah''... my mom- and my- my mom picked up my bad biological- my messed-up [[biological clock]].

'''Bob:''' Yeah...

'''Emily:''' Oh...

'''Bob:''' She stays up all night! But anyway... I- I- yeah– I found out about 'em from… I guess, when you called on the phone…

'''Emily:''' Oh! [''laughs politely'']

'''Bob:''' And- and left a message.

'''Emily:''' Yeah– it's a pretty big fanbase. Um... there's actually about- about 30-some girls… at University of West Virginia who, like, are part of the fan club.

'''Bob:''' Hmm!

'''Emily:''' And then, there's- I mean, there's, uh, plenty of others, like, around the world, too, that- we talk to… um, on the forums that we have?

'''Bob:''' Uh-huh.

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' Do- you got one here in UVA?

'''Emily:''' I don't know… [''giggles''] I don't have very many friends at UVA.

'''Bob:''' [inaudible]

'''Emily:''' [''laughs politely''] That's why I heard- that's why.

'''Bob:''' VCU's [unintelligible]

'''Emily:''' Yeah. They're a lot more laid-back over there.

'''Bob:''' Yeah. Well, they're in the sand! How else could you be?

'''Emily:''' Yeah. [''laughs politely'']

'''Bob:''' 'Cause in the sand, you have to be laid-back.

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

[pause]

'''Bob:''' Y'know, I was curious about this- this club…

'''Emily:''' Uh-huh?

'''Bob:''' I- I didn't know he even knew about it! ''I'' didn't know about it. I think it's great!

'''Emily:''' Yeah!

[''pause'']

'''Chris:''' Hey– I've been on the [[IRC|Internet chat]]! And plus, y'know...

'''Bob:''' [inaudible]

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' Y'know, certain-

'''Bob:''' Plus [[medallion|the ''medallion'']], Christian!

'''Chris:''' Yeah... um...

'''Bob:''' He's got this yellow medallion with Sonichu on it…

'''Emily:''' Yeah! Why- why aren't you wearing your… [''suddenly concerned''] m- medallion?

'''Chris:''' Um... I just believe I expressed that, uh... in a video on, uh, [[YouTube]]? But I- I, uh...

'''Emily:''' I might've missed that; I'm not sure.

'''Chris:''' Yeah– um... I'd rather not say in front of- I'd rather not say in front of ''Father''… but, uh...

'''Bob:''' There's a lot of things he doesn't tell me; he doesn't share things with me.

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Emily:''' ''Oh''... [''laughs nervously'']

'''Chris:''' [whispering] If I told him why, he'd have ''another'' heart attack…

'''Emily:''' Oh, no! [''laughs politely'']

[''pause'']

'''Bob:''' Whatever.

'''Emily:''' Yeah! [''laughs politely again'']

'''Chris:''' Yeah... But I mean, y'know… think of it this way: at least you don't have another face that you have- you don't- it saves you one face to have to look at!

'''Emily:''' Yeah... [''laughs nervously'']

'''Chris:''' Yeah– and look at 'em, y'know: they're ashually ''[[Heterochromia|green-blue]]''.

[pause]

'''Emily:''' Yeah– I see it!

[pause]

'''Chris:''' Yeah– pink eye in that eye, and then, uh, the prescribed eye drops changed the pigment!

'''Emily:''' Wow... I didn't know that… could happen! [''laughs nervously'']

'''Chris:''' Mmm. ''Yeah''... looks like you kinda, like, uh, have green-brown eyes yourself?

'''Emily:''' Yeah...

[pause]

'''Chris:''' Uh...

'''Emily:''' I thought they were just plain brown! [''laughs politely'']

'''Chris:''' Yeah– it's just that- y'know, it's- the angle of the light kinda gave it a little bit of a greenish tint…

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' Yeah...

'''Bob:''' [''unintelligible''] might be blue...

===Emily isn't hungry (0:29:02–0:29:58)===

'''Chris:''' Yeah... but ''anyway'', uh… you came all the way from VCU; uh... you hungry?

'''Emily:''' Oh– no, I'm not hungry. I ate on the way here, really.

'''Chris:''' Oh– you-

'''Emily:''' Stopped at, like, a rest stop. Got some vending m- [''laughs nervously''] vending machine snacks… and that's it.

'''Chris:''' ''Oh.'' That's good. That's good; uh... ''Father'' was thinkin' about, like- was gonna get us ''spaghetti'', and, uh... [''truly flustered''] we wanna sh- we wanna split it be- he was gonna split it between me, and, uh... I'm gonna split mine with you…

'''Emily:''' Oh, no… I'm not hungry. Thank you, though!

'''Chris:''' [weakly] Yeah.

'''Bob:''' We usually split a [[SpaghettiRoutine|spaghetti]], 'cause I- I can't eat it all!

[pause]

'''Chris:''' ''Yeah''... it's a really big bowl for him…

'''Emily:''' Oh.

'''Chris:''' Really… ''whoop!''

[''Emily laughs and Chris chuckles'']

'''Bob:''' It's not as big as I'd like… y'know... it's bigger!

'''Emily:''' No… [''giggles'']

'''Chris:''' Let's see… well, Dad– why don't you go get your spaghetti?

'''Bob:''' Do you want some?

'''Emily:''' No. I'm- I'm not hungry. Thank you, though…

'''Chris:''' Yeah... we could get you some ''water''.

'''Emily:''' No– I'm not thirsty, as well.

[pause]

'''Chris:''' Mmm. Okay– well, go ahead and get your sh- go ahead and get the spaghetti, Father.

'''Bob:''' Alright.

===Bob's health problems revisited (0:29:59–0:32:11)===

'''Bob:''' Yeah– I got one other thing I was gonna tell you about…

'''Emily:''' Uh-huh?

'''Bob:''' Since we've talked about it: on that, uh... I've died about five times now. The last time, I was at [[Golden Corral]]. The restaurant?

'''Emily:''' Uh-huh?

'''Bob:''' [''unintelligible'']

'''Chris:''' And… my mom was there with him.

'''Bob:''' [''chuckles''] I just… hit the floor!

'''Emily:''' Oh, no!

'''Chris:''' No– not really; uh... he was- uh, he was pullin' out his credit c- not really "hit the floor", but… he was pullin' out his, uh, credit card?

'''Emily:''' Mm-hmm?

'''Chris:''' And he would've… hit a- he was standing in front of, like, the cash register, and there was a bar railing there; the bar rail was there. If he- if my mom wasn't there to catch him…

'''Emily:''' Mm-hmm.

'''Chris:''' His- like his guardian angel, he would'a hit the bar and would've been… worse…

'''Emily:''' Oh...

'''Chris:''' Would've been worse off!

'''Emily:''' Oh, wow...

'''Bob:''' But anyway, uh, now, I've got a pacemaker.

'''Emily:''' Wow. [''laughs nervously'']

'''Chris:''' Yeah– and ''that's'' when he got his pacemaker.

'''Emily:''' Oh.

'''Bob:''' I guess that won't happen in, uh...

'''Emily:''' [''laughs politely'']

[pause]

'''Bob:''' But I- I think the real reason why I survived all those attacks… which I think I'm ''proud'' of…

'''Emily:''' Mm-hmm?

'''Bob:''' I don't know about you.

'''Chris:''' ''He's'' proud of it.

'''Bob:''' ''I'm'' proud of it. I don't know whether ''he'' is or not.

'''Chris:''' I'm proud of him, for it!

'''Bob:''' But I'm, um- I found out a few years ago- about… 10 or 15 years ago…

'''Emily:''' Mm-hmm?

'''Bob:''' That I was… at least one-fourth [[Cherokee]]!

'''Emily:''' [''laughs politely'']

'''Chris:''' Yeah– so, that makes me an eighth… Cherokee.

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' So, I figured that- and then, I checked back all my father's… relatives [unintelligible] all the way up to be up in their 80s, and 90s, and even over ''100'' sometimes.

'''Emily:''' Dang! [''laughs politely'']

'''Bob:''' Well, I figured: well, that's why I keep bouncin' back from this.

'''Emily:''' Mm-hmm.

'''Bob:''' This ain't [[September 2011|my time]] yet.

'''Chris:''' Yeah– either that or, uh, God's lettin' him stick around for my… c- for ''my'' case.

'''Bob:''' Somebody's gotta look out for him!

'''Emily:''' Oh... [''laughs nervously'']

'''Bob:''' [''cackles'']

'''Chris:''' [''cackles almost identically'']

'''Bob:''' Somebody's gotta pay the bills!

'''Emily:''' [''laughs nervously again'']

'''Chris:''' Yeah… okay, Dad, uh... you s- alright, Dad-

'''Bob:''' Now- now, I'm dismissed, so I can go eat.

'''Emily:''' Oh... [''laughs nervously yet again'']

'''Chris:''' Well… not really "dismissed", because… y'know, I'm [[Obesity|a little hungry myself]]… So… [''laughs nervously''] y'know, Dad, please go get the spaghetti and the bread.

'''Bob:''' You sure you don't want something?

'''Emily:''' Yeah– I'm sure. Thank you for asking, though.

'''Chris:''' Yeah– y'know, I was concerned, myself.

'''Emily:''' [''laughs politely'']

'''Bob:''' Well, I'll let you two talk… mainly to save the table…

'''Emily:''' [''laughs''] Yeah…

'''Bob:''' [''laughs heartily''] Then, I'll come back, and… If you don't mind us eatin' in front of you!

'''Emily:''' I don't mind.

[pause]

'''Bob:''' You better tell me more about this club you've got!

'''Emily:''' [''laughs politely'']

[''Bob walks away'']

===Chris fails at flirting (0:32:12–0:36:48)===

'''Chris:''' Mmm. Yeah– y'know, you- uh... I must say you look ''good''.

'''Emily:''' Oh– thank you!

'''Chris:''' And, y'know, you are the first, uh, female Sonichu fan to have actually come a long distance to see me.

'''Emily:''' Oh– well, it's not that far! I’m sure, like, maybe some of the girls from VCU would come down sometime: like, maybe during s- uh... summer break.

'''Chris:''' Yeah– but I mean, at least all the way from, uh, West Virginia.

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' I mean, that’s farther than VCU, I'm sure.

'''Emily:''' Yeah! [''laughs politely''] We might take a road trip down here.

'''Chris:''' [in a sing-song voice] "Take a road trip! It's a little road trip!"

'''Emily:''' [''laughs politely'']

'''Chris:''' Mmm. [''does terrifying [[Donald Duck impression]]''] "And this is my [[duck]] talk! This is, uh, Donald Duck!"

'''Emily:''' [''laughs in disbelief''] [almost fearful] Is that the one that scared that child?

'''Chris:''' Uh... at the-

'''Emily:''' At [[Wendy's|Wendy’s]].

'''Chris:''' Uh...

'''Emily:''' I don’t know how that’s scary.

'''Chris:''' No– not- not- no– not- really scary; y'see, he was ''tired''…

'''Emily:''' ''Oh''... okay. So, you…

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Emily:''' Oh, okay.

'''Chris:''' But it makes a lot of children smile, ‘cause they’re familiar with that D- classic Disney character.

'''Emily:''' Yeah!

[pause]

'''Chris:''' ''Yeah''... you mi- you don’t mind if I t- if I, uh, have my hand on your shoulder?

'''Emily:''' Uh, not for too long…

'''Chris:''' [''chuckles''] "Not for too long".

'''Emily:''' ''Okay''... not- not for too long…

'''Chris:''' Okay [''incredibly creepily'']...

'''Emily:''' [''laughs nervously'']

'''Chris:''' Mmm. [''chuckles again''] This is like- wow– I finally… get, like, this… beautiful girl in front of me…

'''Emily:''' [''laughs politely''] Thank you.

'''Chris:''' And she's like- and she actually got to know ''me''.

'''Emily:''' [weakly] Yeah.

'''Chris:''' Just, like, y'know, uh... Yeah. So… what’s your- what's the reason you need ''your'' [[glasses]] for? I’m ''near-''sighted myself.

'''Emily:''' Yeah– I’m nearsighted, as well.

'''Chris:''' Oh.

'''Emily:''' I don’t have very good eyes.

'''Chris:''' [''chuckles''] It's like, y'know, [[The Creepy Stare|we’re close, so it's like, y'know, we don’t need glasses to see each other]]…

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' Do we?

'''Emily:''' Hmm... no– it's still blurry…

'''Chris:''' ''Yeah''... Mmm. How do you look without that hat? I mean, I want- I'd like to see the, uh…

'''Emily:''' I- I like this hat. My hair doesn’t look good today.

'''Chris:''' Oh…

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' Your hair doesn’t look good today? Are you sure?

'''Emily:''' Yeah– I’m sure. [''laughs nervously'']

'''Chris:''' How’s my [[hair]] look?

'''Emily:''' It looks good!

'''Chris:''' Mmm. Looks good. [''chuckles''] Boy– I've had it sleepin' against ''pillows''… and I took a [[ShowerRoutine|shower]] before I went- before I went to- um, crashing on the… couch.

'''Emily:''' [slightly disgusted] Oh...

[pause]

'''Chris:''' Yeah– but I put on some, uh, bod- body s- some [[Axe|Axe body spray]] before I left. Do you like that smell?

'''Emily:''' Yeah– it depends on which one it is.

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Emily:''' Uh, which one is it?

'''Chris:''' I believe it's, uh... it's called "Proximity".

'''Emily:''' Oh– I ''really'' like the choc- the new chocolate one.

'''Chris:''' Oh– the, uh, "[[Niggos|Dark Temptation]]"…

'''Emily:''' ''Yeah.''

'''Chris:''' Oh– I was running low on that can anyway.

'''Emily:''' Oh... okay.

'''Chris:''' It's like I- if I- if I- if we- if we was [[Third date|hookin' up]], I would've gotten more of that!

'''Emily:''' [''laughs'']

[Note: Chris both stutters ''and'' laughs through "if we was hookin' up", so it's not at all clear that Emily realizes what she's laughing at.]

'''Chris:''' [''sighs''] But seriously, though: you ''are'' cute.

'''Emily:''' Oh– thank you.

'''Chris:''' Mmm. ''Mmm''... Yeah– I like- I like this- I like this- I like the get-up you’re wearing. It's like you're- you c- you straight- came straight from, uh... the, uh, ''[[Wikipedia:Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon|PGSM]]''… show.

'''Emily:''' Oh, yeah... [''laughs politely'']

'''Chris:''' It's the live-action ''[[Sailor Moon]]''.

'''Emily:''' Yeah– I’ve seen some of the episodes for that.

'''Chris:''' I’ve got the entire series-

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' Saved to my [[PlayStation 3]], including the, uh, wedding episode.

'''Emily:''' Oh– I don’t… think I’ve… seen that one… so…

'''Chris:''' It's, like, the very- it's, like, a very special ''last'' episode.

'''Emily:''' Oh, okay.

[pause]

'''Chris:''' [''in a strange, baby-like voice''] You actually get to see ''[/url?q=http://sailormoon.wikia.com/wiki/Usagi_Tsukino Usagi]''… [''back to his normal voice''] and, uh- aww, shoot– I forget his name, but, y'know...

'''Emily:''' Uh... Mamoru?

'''Chris:''' Yeah– Samoru. That’s it; ''you'' got it.

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' You ''got'' it!

'''Emily:''' [''laughs politely'']

'''Chris:''' You got it.

'''Emily:''' Yeah– I used to be a really big fan of ''Sailor Moon''. Well, I still am; I’m just not as big of a fan as… nowadays.

'''Chris:''' Did you see [''unintelligible''] entire [[anime]] series?

'''Emily:''' Um, I haven’t seen the ''last'' season.

'''Chris:''' Yeah– [[Wikipedia:List of Sailor Moon Sailor Stars episodes|''Sailor Stars'']].

'''Emily:''' ''Yeah''... 'cause it didn’t come out in America, 'cause they’re, like, afraid of the [[Silvana Rosechu|transsexuals]]?

'''Chris:''' [''chuckles''] Yeah.

'''Emily:''' [''laughs nervously'']

[pause]

'''Chris:''' Yeah... Yeah– I kn- I know that. But I ''have'' that on, uh- I have that on ''[[DVD]]''-

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' Uh, y'know, with J- Japanese audio and [[English]] subtitles.

'''Emily:''' How do you feel about that? Like, the [[Tomgirl Ppictures|transsexuals]] and… the [[Wikipedia:Sailor Starlights|Sailor Starlights]]?

'''Chris:''' Yeah. Um...

[''pause'']

'''Emily:''' Does it, like, make you uncomfortable, or… would you-

'''Chris:''' No.

'''Emily:''' Would you have minded if, like, it came out, and the TV showed just, like, [[Pedofork|little kids]]?

[''pause'']

'''Chris:''' Um... ''Yeah''... [''pitiful''] I don’t have much of an opinion…

[''Emily and Chris both laugh'']

'''Emily:''' It's kind of a… sketchy subject, there.

'''Chris:''' Yeah– it's, uh- it's… [''in a British accent''] ''itchy''…

'''Emily:''' Yeah. [''pause, laughs nervously'']

'''Chris:''' Yeah– but you can sketch a lot in your, uh... journalism, don't ya?

'''Emily:''' Yeah. Well, I m- I mean, we don’t draw a lot; we just… We do, like, the little outlines, and then, we start writing.

'''Chris:''' Okay– well, I mean, you- I mean, you sketch your ''letters''.

'''Emily:''' Yeah...

'''Chris:''' I bet you sketch your signature pretty… don’t you?

'''Emily:''' No– I thinks it's, uh- it's just basically a buncha' scribbles.

[''Chris and Emily both laugh'']

'''Chris:''' Eh... a lot of people would say that about their signatures, I’m sure.

'''Emily:''' Well, I mean, some people just, like, put an 'X' for their signature, and that’s it.

'''Chris:''' ''Ah''... but not you. You put…

[pause]

'''Emily:''' An 'E' and… an 'S', basically. [''laughs politely'']

'''Chris:''' Uh- uh, an S?

'''Emily:''' Yeah– Emily Schiflett.

'''Chris:''' Oh– ''that’s'' your last name!

'''Emily:''' Yeah!

'''Chris:''' "Schiflett".

'''Emily:''' Yeah– my middle name’s [[Julie|Jul]][[Kacey|ia]].

'''Chris:''' ''"Julia"!''

'''Emily:''' ''Yeah.''

'''Chris:''' "Emily Julia Schiflett".

'''Emily:''' [weakly] Yeah.

'''Emily:''' Flows nicely, doesn’t it?

'''Chris:''' It's beautiful!

'''Emily:''' Aww... thank you.

'''Chris:''' D- do you dot your I in "Julia" with a heart?

'''Emily:''' No... [''laughs politely'']

'''Chris:''' [''chuckles'']

[pause]

===Eating spaghetti and conversing (0:36:49–0:44:46)===

[''Bob comes back'']

'''Chris:''' [''sighs''] Alright, Dad– uh, I'll let you, uh, divvy up the spaghetti onto my plate.

'''Bob:''' I get to divvy it up!

'''Emily:''' [''laughs politely'']

'''Chris:''' [''chuckles'']

'''Bob:''' Wow! Christian– I don't know… I tell you, my ''treat'' to finally come down here! I love their spaghetti!

'''Emily:''' ''Oh''... really? I don't think- I've only had their pizza there… before…

'''Bob:''' Yeah– the, um- all the spaghetti places in town are [[List of Chris's PSN game downloads|too expensive]].

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' My favorite, though, is, um, Olive Garden.

'''Emily:''' ''Oh.''

'''Chris:''' Yeah– b- but-

'''Bob:''' But they don't have one here!

'''Emily:''' [''laughs politely'']

'''Chris:''' But they should have one here.

'''Bob:''' ''I'' think they should.

'''Emily:''' [weakly] Yeah…

'''Chris:''' You ever been to an Olive Garden?

'''Emily:''' Mm-mmm.

'''Chris:''' Mmm. Well, yeah– it's a good place to, uh, get, uh, spaghetti.

'''Emily:''' Oh, okay.

'''Chris:''' I- I've actually- yeah– y'know, I was there with my father… when- the few times we visited, uh, Olive Garden.

'''Emily:''' Uh-huh.

'''Chris:''' Yeah– a good place to get, uh, spaghetti; really good. [pause] And also, we've been to the, uh, few, uh, nearly- to the ''other'' nearly [[Speech impediment|esstinct]], uh, restaurants: y'know, like [[wikipedia:Shoney's|Shoney's]] and WesterN SizzliN.

'''Emily:''' Oh– I haven't seen a Shoney's around in a ''while!''

'''Chris:''' There's one in Chesterfield Count- there's a bun—there's a few in the Richmond area…

'''Bob:''' And one over close to VCU!

'''Emily:''' Oh! Really? I didn't see it! [''laughs politely''] Of course, I'm- I'm usually not looking for them, so…

'''Chris:''' Yeah– we even ha- yeah– we even- at- at home, somewhere, we even have a t- we even have the- the [[Lil'Chris|teddy bear]]: the "Shoney Bear".

[pause]

'''Emily:''' The Shoney Bear?

'''Chris:''' Yeah– it's- that was their mascot.

'''Emily:''' Oh, okay.

'''Chris:''' And I mean, if you look it up- if you look up "Shon"- if you- I'm sure if you Googled "Shoney's", you'd, uh... find their mascot being the teddy-

'''Emily:''' Oh.

'''Chris:''' Being the bear.

[''pause'']

'''Chris:''' [in a somewhat cutesy voice] "Bein' the bear in the shirt…"

'''Emily:''' [''laughs politely'']

'''Chris:''' [unintelligible] "to… wan- to wan- to… gawk- to ''gander'' at!"

[''pause'']

'''Bob:''' Christian– they got lots of juice!

[''Chris chuckles and Emily laughs'']

'''Chris:''' Well, ''you'' can have it…

'''Bob:''' [''inaudible'']

'''Chris:''' I don't need to, uh, [[Christopher Paul Whitney reveal|''slobber'' all over myself]]… Especially in front of my, uh, "[[Gal-pal|lady friend]]", here.

'''Emily:''' Yeah. [''laughs politely''] Aww...

'''Chris:''' Mmm.

'''Bob:''' [[Duck|Do ya need a little bit more?]] [long pause] You can deal ''without''…

[''pause'']

'''Chris:''' Yeah– he doesn't usually eat the bread, so, uh, I'll take his- so, [[Obesity|I take his breadsticks]].

'''Emily:''' Oh...

'''Chris:''' I'm gonna go get some more water.

'''Emily:''' Okay!

'''Chris:''' I'll be right back.

[''Chris walks away'']

[''pause'']

'''Bob:''' [unintelligible] share with him.

'''Emily:''' [laughs politely]

'''Bob:''' I share with my wife. [unintelligible] She had to stay home today.

'''Emily:''' Does she do anything for a living or is she retired as well?

'''Bob:''' She's retired. She used to be a secretary. She worked for uh, General Power.

'''Emily:''' Oh.

'''Bob:''' You know, our nice power company, whatever they're called now... Dominion?

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' And uh, she worked for, um,[[Wikipeida:Circuit City Stores|Circuit City]] for a while before she retired.

'''Emily:''' Well good thing she's gone- she got out of Circuit City before they started going downhill.

'''Bob:''' Yeah, well they were going downhill [unintelligible] retired.

'''Emily:''' Oh really?

'''Bob:''' Yeah, [''unintelligible''] got retirement. She didn't retire 'til, a couple- three years ago. She's younger than I am... everybody is!

'''Emily:''' [''laughs'']

'''Bob:''' But she's younger than I am, but uh [pause] [unintelligible] she uh worked [''Chris comes back''] She loves that band there, over there. I like the band there. She loves that. Grey Street. Grey Street. [''a Dave Matthews Band [[parody|tribute]]'']

'''Emily:''' Uh huh.

'''Bob:''' Do you know where Grey Street is over there? Do you uh, Do you know where the Burger King is over there by BP is?

'''Chris:''' [''chuckles''] Yeah.

'''Emily:''' [''laughs'']

'''Chris:''' [''unintelligible, Emily is laughing as he says it'']

'''Bob:''' The [[Burger King]] is on Price Street.

'''Emily:''' Oh.

'''Bob:''' I-I-I'm an engineer [''unintelligible''] uh, Main, uh, what you would call Main Street.

'''Emily:''' Uh huh.

'''Bob:''' VCU is all back in [pause] all back in here like this,

'''Emily:''' Uh huh.

'''Bob:''' [''unintelligible''] and downtown Richmond is this way.

'''Chris:''' [says something about [[Pokémon]]]

'''Bob:''' He loooves Pokémon.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, we used to come down here for the Pokémon League or uh [''unintelligible''] Yeah, I remember that.

'''Emily:''' [laughs]

'''Bob:''' Well VCU is-is you is-is here. Well all around in here, they're everywhere, but fifth Avenue is over there.

'''Emily:''' Uh huh.

'''Bob:''' And Grey Street is three blocks, all the way through there like this where the lower side of VCU is.

'''Emily:''' Oh.

'''Bob:''' And they got all their little restaurants and their little stores and things like that and they're all along Grey Street.

'''Emily:''' Oh.

'''Bob:''' And where his mother lived for about twenty years was right about here... On Grey Street.

'''Emily:''' Oh.

'''Chris:''' Hey, by the way you know I have eaten with uh, chopsticks before.

'''Emily:''' [''laughs'']

'''Chris:''' See there?

'''Emily:''' That may be kind of hard with a fork and a knife. [''laughs'']

'''Chris:''' Heh heh heh hey that's close enough.

'''Emily:''' Yeah. [laughs]

'''Chris:''' I can't...

'''Bob:''' Yeah, well while we were over there in Richmond.

'''Chris:''' I'm sorry, are you a little bit [[Ching Chong|Chinese or Asian or Japanese]]?

'''Emily:''' Nuh-uh.

'''Bob:''' I think it's just from wearin' glasses.

'''Emily:''' Yeah, I think it's just the glasses... And the dark hair. [''chuckles'']

'''Bob:''' My best friend over there was Reverend Chen of the Korean Church.

'''Emily:''' Uh huh.

'''Chris:''' And this is in Chesterfield County.

'''Emily:''' Oh.

'''Bob:''' Yeah. And he was from [[Wikipedia:Seoul|Seoul]], Korea, and I was in Seoul for about a year. Went in about the time he was born.

'''Emily:''' [''laughs'']

'''Bob:''' But he was my best friend over there, and I used to spend talking with and talking to. Because he was really interested in the world.

'''Emily:''' Mmhm.

'''Bob:''' And I'm really world oriented, and my favorite institution is the United Nations.

'''Emily:''' [laughs]

'''Bob:''' I think they're the answer to everything we got in this world... but... [''delayed pause''] We went to the Korean church while we were over there in Chesterfield County when he was in school. I tell you, that's where picked up the chopsticks.

'''Emily:''' [laughs]

'''Bob:''' [Starts talking but is cut off by Chris.]

'''Chris:''' They gave me, they gave me [[CWC with Bible - Leviticus|my Bible]] that I used in my Sundays- days... when I graduated from [[High School]].

'''Emily:''' Is it part, like, in the other language? Or-

'''Bob''' and '''Chris:''' No.

'''Emily:''' Uh, only English, okay. I know there's some that have like two different languages in it.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, it's a [[Honor roll|King England- It's a King England Bible]].

'''Bob:''' And what they do in the Church, they-they [trails off quietly]

'''Chris:''' King's English, whatever it is.

'''Bob:''' [''still quiet, hard to hear''] ...Korean.

'''Emily:''' Oh.

'''Bob:''' It's all Korean language, except for a few of 'em. And then they had like, a wireless [''unintelligible''], those little earphones, where you could hear the translation.

'''Emily:''' [''chuckles'']

'''Bob:''' It was kind of neat, I-I enjoyed it.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, everybody was able to bring their own food and we'd get to sample it for uh-, and we'd get to have a nice lunch meal every Sunday there.

'''Bob:''' [unintelligible]

'''Emily:''' [''laughs''] You like [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|spicy food]]?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I like- I like spicy.

'''Bob:''' What I was gonna say, uh, [[Wikipedia:Kimchi|kimchi]].

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' Yeah. Go away, you know?

'''Emily:''' [''laughs''] Too spicy for you?

'''Bob:''' Yeah, it's too spicy for me.

'''Chris:''' [''sounding it out''] Kim-chi, hm.

'''Bob:''' But, uh, like they told me if anything that's red, forget it.

'''Emily:''' Yeah. [''chuckles'']

'''Chris:''' Except your spaghetti sauce, right Dad?

'''Bob:''' They didn't have spaghetti sauce, no they watched that to me, they gave me that more bland stuff.

'''Emily:''' Oh. [''chuckles'']

'''Bob:''' I even-I-I-I even had my own special [[pedofork|fork]].

'''Emily:''' [''laughs'']

'''Chris:''' If it was me I can handle spicy, seriously, I can even probably even [[Pedofork|handle the kid-the kid-]] the kimchi, what he said.

'''Bob:''' That's- that's-

'''Emily:''' I can't handle spicy food that well, it upsets my stomach.

'''Chris:''' Mmm.

'''Bob:''' I like jalapeño a little bit

'''Emily:''' [chuckles]

'''Bob:''' -a little jalapeño. I love [unintelligible]

'''Emily:''' Hah, yeah.

'''Bob:''' [''something more about jalapeños, followed by silence''] Yeah, they told me anything that was red, don't pick it up.

'''Emily:''' Yeah. [laughs politely]

[silence]

===Bob on World News (0:44:47–0:51:00)===

'''Bob:''' Yeah, I miss Reverend Chen, he was- he was really interested in learning about the world.

'''Emily:''' Mhm.

'''Bob:''' And he didn't have much of a chance-[''hard to hear''] and we- we'd sit there and talk, at [[McDonald's]]-

'''Emily:''' [''laughs'']

'''Bob:''' every morning, for 2 to 3 hours, and just go through ''[[Wikipedia:The Washington Post|The Washington Post]]'', page by page, you know, just learning about the world

'''Emily:''' Good. I wish I could, like, pick up the newspaper and read more. I mean I pick up, like, our [[:File:391-SchuPVCCArticle.jpg|school newspaper]] and that's about it, but I mean when it comes to world events I read some of the articles, but I mean some of them I just can't get into.

'''Bob:''' Yeah, it's a new thing on TV.

'''Emily:''' Mhm?

'''Bob:''' At least we have it here on Comcast... I don't know what you have though.

'''Emily:''' I'm not sure what-

'''Bob:''' Over there.

'''Emily:''' I'm not sure what-

'''Bob:''' But, it's a program on public television, it's really a station here, we have three different stations, [''unintelligible''] and one of them's called World News. [''says call sign''], World News.

'''Emily:''' I don't think we have that.

'''Bob:''' And, they uh-they have uh English translations of everything on it, but they have programs that originate all over the world. [unintelligible] So you see how [[Molvania|the rest of the world]] looks at [[United States of America|the U.S.]]

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' So you see what they're saying about us and what's going on over there. Half the time I find out things that are happening in the United States, that somebody in Germany or [[Molvania|Russia]] or [[China]] or in [[Anime|Japan]]-

'''Emily:''' [laughs] That's always nice.

'''Bob:''' Yeah, that's one of my my favorite stations, and they have it here. I-it's a public radio sponsored thing, but it's called World View.

'''Emily:''' Uh-huh.

'''Bob:''' W.V.

'''Emily:''' I think my school has that, I'm not sure, I might have not never noticed or anything like that.

'''Bob:''' Well they might have it, because it's very educational.

'''Emily:''' I like watching Discovery Channel.

'''Bob:''' Yeah, I watch Discovery, and World Discovery Science, and World History, and-

'''Emily:''' Uh-huh.

'''Bob:''' Yeah there's lots to see on TV. In fact, uh, I can give you a tip that you can pass along. Christian thought of it. He came up with it, believe it or not. He taught himself to read.

'''Emily:''' Really?

'''Bob:''' Oh he could really read, by turning on the closed captions on the TV.

'''Emily:''' Wow, that's-

'''Bob:''' [''unintelligible'']

'''Emily:''' That's go-that's clever!

'''Bob:''' I keep telling everybody I know including all these learning Ph.D.'s, and psychologists,

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' And everybody, you know [''unintelligible''] you got a kid that's [[Autism|all wired up]], [''unintelligible'']

'''Emily:''' Uh-huh?

'''Bob:''' Turn on the closed captions, [unintelligible]

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' [''unintelligible''] and they learn how to read!

'''Emily:''' Yeah!

'''Bob:'''But they won't listen to me, I'm just an 81 year old fogey!

'''Emily:''' [''laughs'']

'''Bob:''' But he came up with-

'''Emily:''' But you know they'll come up with it and someone else will take the credit for it later on.

'''Bob:''' [''unintelligible''] I don't think it really matters, but he came up with it

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

[Bob fades into background noise]

'''Bob:''' ...I thought it was such a phenomenally good idea. [''unintelligible'']

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' Well he-he's got a photographic memory.

'''Emily:''' [''laughs'']

'''Bob:''' But I think those were the [[autism]] a little bit.

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' And I got an audio memory too. [''apparently they were talking about him'']

'''Bob:''' Cause he can, you ever heard of, um ''Mario World''?

'''Emily:''' Yeah. [chuckles]

'''Chris:''' [''chimes in to correct, [[Autism|sounds a bit upset]]''] He's talking about ''[[Wikipedia:Super Mario World|Super Mario World]]''.

'''Bob:''' [''unintelligible'']

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' Well in three days, he-he [''unintelligible stuttering''] killed [[Wikipedia:Bowser|King Koopa]]. I can't get off of ''[[Wikipedia:Yoshi's Island|Yoshi's Island]]''.

'''Emily:''' [''laughs''] I'm not very good at those games either. [''more laughing'']

'''Bob:''' The reason he is, is cause he can remember all those different moves.

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' It's like taking a picture, [unintelligible]

'''Emily:''' [''laughs''] I reckon I wanna know about that.

'''Chris:''' I'll tell you one thing, you've got pretty face. [''not a mistake'']

'''Emily:''' Aww, thank you.

'''Bob:''' She looks like [[Wikipedia:Marcie|Margie]], doesn't she?

'''Chris:''' What?

'''Bob:''' She looks like Margie.

'''Chris:''' What you mean the ''[[Peanuts]]'' character Margie?

'''Emily:''' [''laughs'']

'''Bob:''' You know Margie?

'''Emily:''' [''laughs again'']

'''Chris:''' Uh...no. [''cuts off Bob with more laughter from Emily''] No, I'd say if anything she uh, wait a minute I'm trying to...I'm trying to figure it out. Um...

'''Bob:''' She doesn't look like Peppermint Patty.

'''Emily:''' [laughs]

'''Chris:''' Yeah I'd say, uh, you compare when-when tied up there, you look more like, uh Rei from PGSM.

'''Emily:''' Yeah, [pause] she's one of my favorite characters.

'''Chris:''' You like [[Wikipedia:Sailor Mars|Sailor Mars]], [''lame voice''] Flame Sniper!

[pause]

'''Emily:''' Who's your favorite character?

'''Chris:''' Um, with the exception of uh Usagi and [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|Chibi-Usa]]. I like, uh, Ami.

'''Emily:''' Any particular reason, like?

'''Chris:''' [chuckle] Well, I don't know it's just like you know

'''Emily:''' Cause she's smart?

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Emily:''' [''laughs'']

'''Chris:''' And uh also, I think it's, I think also it's the blue hair, I'm not sure.

'''Emily:''' Do you like blue?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, blue is my favorite color, what's your favorite color?

'''Emily:''' I like [[Pickle|green]].

'''Chris:''' You like green. I guess you like Jupiter.

'''Emily:''' Yeah, sort of. [''laughs'']

'''Chris:''' [''apparently doing a horrendous impression of [[Wikipedia:Sailor Jupiter|Sailor Jupiter]]''] Jupi-tahhh!

'''Emily:''' Yeah!

[pause]

'''Chris:''' [clears throat] [to Bob]You know, if you uhh, if uhh, you moved, uh, the car, you'd- you'd be all right by yourself at this point, right?

'''Bob:''' I been takin' care of myself for eighty-one years!

'''Emily:''' [''laughs''] Aww.

'''Chris:''' I mean, it's like, uhh you know, if you, uhh, don't feel like sitting around any more, we can go, uhh, walk and talk.

'''Emily:''' I don't want to leave him by himself. I mean...

'''Chris:''' He's all right.

'''Emily:''' Will you be here at the mall very much longer, or...

'''Bob:''' I dunno.

'''Emily:''' [laughs]

'''Chris:''' Well, if he's here by the time we get back, he'll be here for that much longer.

'''Emily:''' OK...

'''Bob:''' I can stick around, but I'm slow.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, he's slow.

'''Bob:''' I like to eat slow, [[Christopher Paul Whitney reveal|I don't gobble my food]] [''unintelligible'']

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

===The Bear Band (0:51:01–0:55:23)===

'''Bob:''' -enjoy it, savor it-

'''Chris:''' You know I taste my food and savor it as well. At least my first bite.

'''Emily:''' Yeah. [''laughs''] [''unintelligible''] Even faster than you!

'''Bob:''' After that it's [''inaudible'']

'''Emily:''' [''laughs'']

'''Chris:''' Yeah but by the way, you know it's on one of my shirts. It's on [[Chris and fashion|my favorite]] shirt, you know, the one I draw myself in often.

'''Emily:''' Oh, OK.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I felt it was appropriate for uh, being my first female [[Sonichu]] fan...

'''Emily:''' [''interrupts with a laugh''] Thank you.

'''Chris:''' ... have come a long distance.

'''Emily:''' Thank you. Anyway, where do you want to walk off to?

'''Chris:''' Uh, you know, uh, anywhere in the mall.

'''Bob:''' All those exciting things around the mall.

'''Emily:''' Yeah, doesn't look... [[Duck|it's not very big]]. [''laughs'']

'''Bob:''' You're right.

'''Chris:''' Yeah I have. I wish it was two story, like Regency Square.

'''Emily:''' Where's that?

'''Chris:''' It's in Chest'field County.

'''Bob:''' No, it's not in [''???'']...

'''Emily:''' [''laughs over Bob'']

'''Bob:''' ...County. It's close [''inaudible''] It's across the river.

'''Emily:''' Oh.

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

{{anchor|Christopher}}
'''Bob:''' [''inaudible''] ...That's that big shopping center over in north, north-west side of Richmond.

'''Emily:''' Uh-huh. I've never heard of it.

[[File:BearsteinbyChris.jpg|right|thumb|Regency Square Bear Band]]

'''Chris:''' Yeah, and it has a Bear Band there... that's uh, where I got...that's where I learned about "Christian" and got my name changed from "Christopher" to "Christian."

'''Bob:''' How come none of your fans know about it?

'''Chris:''' For one I didn't share it arou- didn't talk about it very much.

'''Bob:''' When he was born... I was too chicken to name him "Christian."

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Emily:''' Wow.

'''Bob:''' I was too... so I named him "Christopher."

'''Emily:''' Uh-huh.

'''Bob:''' But I really wanted to name him "Christian."

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' And so, when he was... what? Seven or eight years old...

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' ...we were over at Regency Square...

'''Chris:''' Yeah I think his photo...

'''Bob:''' ...at [[Christmas]] time. And they had this automated Bear Band.

'''Emily:''' Uh-huh.

'''Bob:''' Like... they had bear characters that were playing instruments, and one of them was conducting and singing.

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' And...but underneath there was this old man fella talking, and he had a camera, so he could see who he was talking to. And he [''inaudible''] talking to the Bear.

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' [''inaudible''] was British...had a British accent anyway. But he was talking to Christopher. And he asked Chris-he asked uh, Chris his name. He said "Christopher," but he misunderstood.

'''Emily:''' Uh-huh.

'''Bob:''' And he thought he said Christian.

'''Emily:''' Mm-hmm.

'''Bob:''' So he started calling him Christian.

'''Emily:''' [''laughs'']

'''Bob:''' Over there... at the mall.

'''Emily:''' Mm.

'''Bob:''' Guess he liked that, and uh, so later we got- later we got... later we did all the paperwork.

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' Made it official, changed it from-from "Christopher" to "Christian."

'''Emily:''' Well at least he got the name that you wanted to give him.

'''Bob:''' Yeah, yeah I know. But...and then Christian came along with later and confided in me like he does sometimes...

'''Emily:''' [awkward laugh]

'''Bob:''' ...sometimes, that he had so much- too many [[stress|problems]] here in [[Greene County]], north of here where we live.

[loud cough, probably Chris]

'''Bob:''' It's a little small county 'n rural. Got... maybe 10,000 people in there.

'''Emily:''' Oh.

'''Bob:''' It's about ten... yeah, about ten miles up the road.

'''Emily:''' Oh.

'''Bob:''' And, uh... he had so much trouble over the school system there. They tried to put him in an institution for years. For years I fought 'em in court.

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' And I kept winning and winning and winning, but finally I took him to Richmond to go to school...

'''Emily:''' Uh-huh.

'''Bob:''' ...to get him away from...them.

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' And I spent seven years over there with him in a townhouse while his mother was working over here.

'''Emily:''' Oh.

'''Bob:''' But, um...anyway, he confided in me one day after we changed his name.

'''Emily:''' Uh-huh.

'''Bob:''' He was all, "I really wanted to change my name to uh, to be a Christian as a new life in Chesterfield County...

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' We left Christopher over there with those people in Greene County.

'''Emily:''' Yeah. [''laughs'']

'''Chris:''' Yeah, but then here's the [unintelligible] I thought...I real-I realized, uh, later after we came back to our [[Ruckersville]] home here.

'''Emily:''' Uh-huh.

'''Chris:''' Uh...yeah, um...after we came back I started hearing Christopher, like you know, Christopher Thorndyke from ''[[Wikipedia:Sonic X|Sonic X]]'', at least.

'''Emily:''' Mm-hmm.

'''Chris:''' It's like... it's like- like you know...at the same time it's like th-those...it's like the past spirit of Christopher saying [''high-pitched voice''] "You should change your name!"

'''Emily:''' [laughs]

'''Bob:''' Anyway, we're still... we're still back in the same house, you know?

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' [''inaudible''] programmed... I had an interesting life...

'''Emily:''' I don't know.

===Chris's card game history (0:55:24–0:59:24)===

'''Bob:''' [''inaudible''] Now I can play around... [''Chris talks over him'']

'''Chris:''' Yeah. Well actually, uh, also you know, [''inaudible; possibly 'brace yourself for the history of how it originally started'.''] [coughs] In Chesterfield County in 1998.

'''Emily:''' Uh-huh.

'''Chris:''' In the February [[1998|'98]] issue of ''[[Nintendo Power]]'', uh... they had the p- the had the uh, they had the Char- they had the Charmeleon Pokémon card from the first base set.

'''Emily:''' Uh-huh.

'''Chris:''' Yeah. Two months...yeah, like a month or two after that, over by the [[Books-A-Million]] I signed up for the Pok... I uh, with...uh...within that time I uh learned to play the game after I picked up some cards from the deck. Then I went to the Poké- I started going to the Pokémon league over there, at the Books-a-Million.

'''Bob or possibly a bystander:''' Oh my god.

'''Chris:''' Then we moved back to Ruckersville, uh, been around, uh, went to Pokemon League over at, uh, [[Toys|Toys "R" Us]], then uh [''inaudible, sounds like "The End".'], and uh, finally over at [[The Game Place|The, uh, Game Place]].

'''Bob:''' Uh-huh.

'''Chris:''' But then they [[Banned|kicked me out]], uh, last... June of last year.

'''Emily:''' Was that at the Toys "R" Us or, uh, the End...?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, they don't...they don't do that anymore [''unintelligible''].

'''Emily:''' You could always, like, go back to those places, I mean, maybe they've...

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Emily:''' ...got other [[card games]] that you can play.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, well [clears throat] I think why- also why one of the reasons why I decided to go back to playing ''[[Eye of Judgment]]''.

'''Emily:''' Mm.

'''Chris:''' I'm going to the online tournament that's like starting today.

'''Emily:''' Are you gonna...are you joining? Or...

'''Chris:''' Yeah, it's basically all I have to do is go online and play against...

'''Emily:''' Oh.

'''Chris:''' ...oh... uh... against opponents like around the world.

'''Emily:''' Oh. Nothing hard. [''laughs'']

'''Bob:''' You play him, you'll probably win.

'''Emily:''' [''laughs'']

'''Chris:''' Yeah, if I get... if I get within the top 100 I win the free promo cards they're off- offering.

'''Emily:''' Uh, what do you... what do you get if you win like first place, do you know?

'''Chris:''' A title.

'''Emily:''' A title? [''laughs'']

'''Chris:''' Yep. A title. If I don't go-

'''Emily:''' Why don't-no money or anything like that?

'''Chris:''' No, but...

'''Emily:''' [''laughs'']

'''Chris:''' ...you know, at least I get the free promo cards.

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' And I'd-I'd just as soon get the cards than the title, but if I get the title, then that's just plain dumb luck right?

'''Emily:''' Yeah. [laughs]

'''Bob:''' Like [[GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes|that one time]] you won what, $500 worth of stuff?

'''Chris:''' Oh yeah, I-

'''Bob:''' [''inaudible'']

'''Chris:''' Oh yeah, uh, four hunnerdollar gamecar- [[GameStop]] gift card from that ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' gift card.

'''Emily:''' Oh yeah! I voted for you.

'''Chris:''' Thank you.

'''Emily:''' [''laughs''] You're welcome.

'''Bob:''' But he won.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I mean I shared it with my church's congre-my church congregation.

'''Emily:''' Well what did you spend your portion... did you spend some of it on yourself?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, yeah, I spent it on myself. I got some [[Wii]] games for myself, ''Country Music'' and ''[[RuleCWC|Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess]]''.

'''Emily:''' Oh.

'''Bob:''' Yeah, you were popular at the church.

'''Emily:''' [laughs]

'''Bob:''' You gave...you gave about 10 or 15 games away, right?

'''Chris:''' Uh, no, it wasn't-it wasn't like 10 or 15, I'd say it's more like, uh, five or eight.

'''Emily:''' Five or eight.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, but you know the top three, you know, the uh... three of the children over there, they uh, they requested from me, they appre-they appreciated it so much they gave me... made this little tree for me and little ah-ah-ah branches...

'''Emily:''' Uh-huh.

'''Chris:''' And put like the... they put like fun little ornaments, like you know, like you know twist-tie- you know, twist-ties...

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' ...and the uh... shoot, what is it?... pipe cleaner.

'''Emily:''' Mm. Oh.

'''Chris:''' [''unintelligible''] pipe cleaner, paper butterflies, pa-paper hearts and pa- uh, used paper clips...

'''Emily:''' Uh-huh.

'''Chris:''' ...and wrote their names on the... on the card there. It was... a nice little gesture.

'''Emily:''' Uh-huh.

'''Chris:''' For, you know, appreciation and the fact that I was shar-

'''Emily:''' Yeah, that was very nice for you to do that and for them to thank you like that.

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' How about sending me a copy of your publication... of your [[Sonichu Girls]]?

'''Emily:''' What was that again?

'''Bob:''' About sending me a copy.

'''Emily:''' [laughs]

'''Bob:''' I might join. I guess I'd have to change my...

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' -[[Tomgirl|gender]], wouldn't I?

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Emily:''' How would you feel about your dad being a Sonichu Girl?

'''Chris:''' Now...

'''Emily:''' [''laughs'']

'''Chris:''' He could be a... he could be an honorary Sonichu Guy.

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' How about that?

'''Emily:''' Yeah, that'll work.

'''Bob:''' You gotta tell me what's going on.

'''Emily:''' You don't know what's going on.

'''Chris:''' [laughs]

'''Emily:''' [laughs]

'''Chris:''' It's basically girl chatter amongst the four of us, right?

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

===Girls (0:59:26–1:05:21)===

'''Chris:''' I-I like to see the girls talk. I listened to girls talk a lot back in high school because I have my wide circle of [[gal-pal]]s...

'''Emily:''' Uh-huh.

'''Chris:''' ...between my high-school years and also my elementary-school years. And also I didn't live my young life. In my neighborhood I was pretty much the only guy in the neighborhood.

'''Emily:''' [laughs] Well then, lucky for you.

'''Chris:''' [laughs]

'''Emily:''' [[JERKS|All the other guys]] are jealous.

'''Chris:''' Yeah. [''pause''] Yeah.

'''Bob:''' My favorite girl, I guess, on the TV – aside from your mother, who's not on TV – my favorite girl.

'''Chris:''' [[Wikipedia:Shirley Temple|Shirley Temple]]?

'''Bob:''' No, that was back when I was a kid [''inaudible'']

'''Chris:''' Yeah, but [[Pedofork|you do like Shirley Temple a lot]].

'''Bob:''' And uh, uh this is one that's on uh... MSNBC if you watch that. On the NBC Money channel.

'''Emily:''' Uh-huh.

'''Bob:''' Name is [[Wikipedia:Erin Burnett|Erin Burnett]]. She is a smart girl. She hosts a lot of it. She's been...already been to Russia and Asia already. She must be...no more than 25? She is very smart. She impresses me, she's a really smart girl. Not a brunette, [''inaudible'']

'''Emily:''' [laughs]

'''Bob:''' I don't know about [''inaudible'']. [[Kacey|Flakey blondes]].

'''Emily:''' Do you like blondes?

'''Chris:''' I like blondes. But, you know, it's so... [[Women's rights|that's so stereotypical]]...

'''Bob:''' Yes.

'''Chris:''' ...to call 'em flakey cause they're not all flakey.

'''Bob:''' No, they're not. No way.

'''Emily:''' [laughs]

'''Chris:''' Like you know [[Pamela Anderson]] is very smart.

'''Emily:''' Yeah... [laughs]

'''Chris:''' ...just to name one at least. She wrote the book, ''Star''.

'''Emily:''' Yeah. [[Wikipedia:Paris Hilton|Paris Hilton]] also wrote a book, too.

'''Chris:''' Oh.

'''Emily:''' Have you ever read that?

'''Chris:''' No I no-I haven't even heard of it.

'''Emily:''' Oh, yeah. She wrote her own book.

'''Chris:''' That's cool. [''pause''] I think Britney Spears wrote a book too, didn't she?

'''Emily:''' Yeah. [[Britney Spears]] is really smart. Even though people like, diss her blah blah blah saying, but she's pretty intelligent.

'''Chris:''' Yeah. So anyway, there you go. Three blondes, right there, that are sexified [''unintelligible'']

'''Emily:''' [''laughs'']

'''Bob:''' [''inaudible'']

'''Emily:''' [''laughs'']

'''Chris:''' Hmm... I guess that's why he would be uh, he would-it's one reason he was attracted to my mom, is she reminds him of Marcie, you know?

'''Bob:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' I guess she kind of turned him off being Marcie-ish,

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' being a Marcie type yourself. I mean...

'''Bob:''' She looked like [[Wikipedia:Elizabeth Taylor|Liz Taylor]] then.

'''Emily:''' [laughs]

'''Bob:''' Everybody thought she was Liz Taylor.

'''Chris:''' Yeah. By the way, uh Emily, how old did you say you were again?

'''Emily:''' I'm nineteen.

'''Chris:''' Nineteen.

'''Emily:''' Mm-hmm.

'''Chris:''' OK.

'''Emily:''' I started hi- I started college.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, you started college as a journalist.

'''Emily:''' Yeah. Something I'd like- I don't want to really, you know, go for a degree where, you know, I won't be happy with it.

'''Chris:''' Yeah. [''pause'']

'''Bob:''' [''inaudible''] No, you keep writing...

'''Emily:''' Mm-hmm.

'''Bob:''' Then you look at it, and put it down for a day or two.

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' Then you decide [''inaudible'']

'''Emily:''' There's a... in my creative writing class what we do sometimes is that we write one line each day for a story, and just, every day we just write a different line, and eventually like after maybe a month or two, you know, it's supposed to be a story.

'''Bob:''' [''inaudible''] But then, you pick it up and lay it down, you pick it up and look at it again...

'''Emily:''' Uh-huh.

'''Bob:''' ...and each time you little minute corrections.

'''Emily:''' [''laughs'']

'''Bob:''' Mild corrections. But that's the way to do it. And if you don't try, you don't-you don't gain nothing [unintelligible]

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' You gotta keep trying. You know, you don't give up... who knows, some crazy bear might come along and call you "Christian."

'''Emily:''' [''laughs'']

'''Chris:''' [''laughs''] What?

'''Bob:''' [''inaudible''] silly bear might come along and call you "Christian," right?

'''Chris:''' Yeah. [''pause''] No, I don't think so. I don't think a-I don't think a British bear could confuse "Emily"...

'''Emily:''' Yeah. I don't-there's no other name that really sounds like Emily.

'''Bob:''' [inaudible] there was a writer named [[Wikipedia:Emily Dickinson|Emily]].

'''Chris:''' [[Virgin with rage|Emily Dickinson]]?

'''Bob:''' Yeah, Emily Dickinson.

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' I couldn't even remember...

'''Emily:''' [''laughs'']

'''Chris:''' [[Vivitheg's AIM chat|I just slipped]]- [[Semen|it just came up]]. That was the only Emily I could think of who was a writer at the time.

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' There's probably a lot of Emilys I'm sure.

'''Bob:''' His mother keeps tellin' me- [''Chris talks over him'']

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' His mother keeps tellin' me I got more dibs though [''unintelligible''].

'''Emily:''' Oh.

'''Chris:''' Emily Julia Schifflet.

'''Emily:''' Yep.

'''Chris:''' That's her full name, Dad.

'''Bob:''' Is it Schifflet?

'''Chris''' and '''Emily''' simultaneously: Yep.

'''Bob:''' Well now I want you to know something. If you were in Greene County, they'd welcome you with open arms.

'''Emily:''' [''laughs'']

'''Bob:''' Because Schifflet... and what's the other name up there? Uh, two- two names basically in Greene County. One of 'em's Schifflet, and... Marks, is the other one

'''Emily:''' Uh-huh.

'''Bob:''' And it was Marks, or Schifflet your native tongue.

'''Emily:''' [laughs]

'''Bob:''' Betcha got lotsa relatives up there and don't even know it.

'''Emily:''' Yeah, I have a lot of, um, a lot of family, but I don't know most of them. I stick with my parents and maybe a few aunts.

'''Bob:''' Where do they live?

'''Emily:''' What was that again?

'''Bob:''' Well, where do your parents live?

'''Emily:''' Oh, they live up in West Virginia too. They moved up there as well.

'''Bob:''' They moved up there.

'''Emily:''' Mhm.

'''Bob:''' [''inaudible''] wild wonderful weather.

'''Emily:''' Yeah, they don't have...they-they wanna let me go on my own, really. [''pause''] [''Chris talks over her'']

'''Chris:''' You took a big step.

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' I don't trust them, either.

'''Emily:''' [laughs]

'''Bob:''' [''inaudible''] we've been to a lot of parks. I keep telling him now that he's young and I'm old, and why don't he take me to [[McIntire Park|the park]]?

'''Emily:''' Oh!

'''Bob:''' He-he won't do it.

'''Emily:''' [''clears throat'']

'''Chris:''' Listen to him.

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' I think it ought to be ['inaudible'']

'''Chris:''' [''high-pitched''] Do you agree with that?

'''Emily:''' [''laughs'']

'''Bob:''' I spent twenty-seven years of my life with you, why can't you spend twenty-seven years of your life with me?

===Basketball and a fateful trip (1:05:23–1:14:22)===

'''Chris:''' Because, [unintelligible]

'''Bob:''' I'm not gonna live that long, I know.

'''Emily:''' [awkward laugh]

'''Bob:''' [laughs]

'''Chris:''' I spend time with you, Dad. Like I spend time with you now when you [''inaudible''] wanted to meet Emily. Before uh, you know, when you leave, uh, leave-leave us alone and let us do our talking.

'''Emily:''' [''laughs'']

'''Bob:''' [''inaudible''] go home and watch some [[Bionic|basketball]].

'''Emily:''' That's something to do right there.

'''Bob:''' Yeah. And I'll see what's goin' on...[''inaudible''] the [[Wikipedia:National Collegiate Athletic Association|NCAA]].

'''Emily:''' I don't watch a lot of sports, really.

'''Bob:''' [inaudible] You don't watch that either?

'''Emily:''' I don't really watch sports. I mean, I sometimes will with some of my friends, but I can't really get into it.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, and I was actually a manager-slash-waterboy in my freshman year of Man-at [[Manchester High School]]'s varsity basketball team.

'''Emily:''' Were you good at it? Did you say you were- you played basketball?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, a little bit.

'''Emily:''' Are you good?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I'm fair.

'''Emily:''' [laughs]

'''Chris:''' But, you know I was...I-pl-...y-you know my freshman year I manager and waterboy for the varsity basketball team.

'''Emily:''' Oh.

[''P.A. system faintly in background'']

'''Bob:''' Good, cause I think I'm gonna go home.

'''Emily:''' [''laughs'']

'''Chris:''' Alright, dad, well you have a safe trip.

'''Bob:''' You can do whatever you want, I guess.

'''Chris:''' Alright.

'''Bob:''' Whatever time Emily wants to spend with you.

'''Emily:''' Yeah, I can't stay too much longer. I have to get going back to co-

'''Bob:''' Headin' back to West Virginia tonight?

'''Emily:''' Yep.

'''Bob:''' You are, huh? What is the drive... four-hour, five-hour drive?

'''Emily:''' About five-hour drive.

'''Bob:''' I'm a little too old for that.

'''Emily:''' [''short laugh'']

'''Chris:''' Yeah, especially since I was young [''unintelligible''] the eight-hour round trip total drive.

{{anchor|Cleveland}}
'''Bob:''' He-he drove to Cleveland and back on the same day.

'''Emily:''' I...vaguely heard about that. What-what happened?

'''Bob:''' He got stupid and drove up there to try to meet [[Julie|somebody]] and they weren't there. He took off and we didn't even know about it.

'''Chris:''' No, I left them a note.

'''Emily:''' Oh, OK.

'''Bob:''' But, uh, he got up there and got back, same day. I can't imagine driving... I can't even fly to Cleveland and fly back in the same day.

'''Emily:''' [''laughs''] Di-did you have a good drive at least? Was it...

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Emily:''' ...relaxing a little bit?

'''Chris:''' Yeah [''inaudible'']

'''Bob:''' Well, if you went-he went up from here over to pick up the Interstate 81, and he went up and picked up the Pennsylvania Turnpike...

'''Emily:''' [''laughs'']

'''Bob:''' ...and he went up and picked up the Ohio Turnpike... and locked himself out of his car.

'''Chris:''' Uh...

'''Emily:''' How did you lock yourself out of your car?

'''Chris:''' I [''inaudible''] my keys in there at the t-toll booth.

'''Emily:''' Oh? How did you get them out? You had to call like the locksmith or something?

'''Chris:''' Uh, fortunately, uh, one of the uh, people at-people over at that toll booth had [[Wikipedia:American Automobile Association|AAA]].

'''Emily:''' Oh, OK. So they were able to help you out.

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' [''inaudible''] mother [''inaudible''] cross the street [''inaudible''] here he is at the Ohio state line.

'''Emily:''' [''laughs'']

'''Bob:''' W-we didn't sleep very well that day.

'''Emily:''' I can imagine.

'''Bob:''' Finally he got home, about three o'clock in the morning, and he left at, what...

'''Chris:''' Five-thirty.

'''Bob:''' Six o-Six o'clock in the morning?

'''Chris:''' Five-thirty.

'''Bob:''' [''inaudible''] find anybody till we came back.

'''Chris:''' Well, at least I didn't get killed.

'''Emily:''' Yeah. I think I [''inaudible'']

'''Bob:''' [''inaudible''] We were worried about that.

'''Emily:''' Hm-

'''Chris:''' I had money for gas and food.

'''Bob:''' He's never driven over fifty miles out of town before.

'''Chris:''' Well that was an adventure for me.

'''Emily:''' [''laughs''] Bet that was an experience.

'''Chris:''' Yep. But I had my [[PSP]] with me to play uh, music on the trip. I had a novel with uh, long driving. Recently [''unintelligible''] paradise.

'''Bob:''' Fortunately, he was checking in with us on his cell phone, every once in a while so we could [''inaudible''] [[money]]...

'''Emily:''' Oh, so you knew he was going to O-Ohio.

'''Bob:''' He left us a note.

'''Emily:''' Oh.

'''Bob:''' ...detailed note.

'''Emily:''' [''laughs'']

'''Bob:''' With maps and everything.

'''Chris:''' A copy of the map...

'''Emily:''' Oh.

'''Chris:''' ...I got from Mapquest.

'''Bob:''' [''inaudible''] he left-you'll never believe it, when he left home he had about ten dollars in his pocket.

'''Chris:''' No, I had-I had forty.

'''Emily:''' [laughs]

'''Chris:''' I had forty dollars. I had forty dollars plus ten dollars in my pocket. Forty dollars came from my birthday money.

'''Bob:''' That wouldn't even-that wouldn't even take care of the toll [''inaudible''] turnpike.

'''Chris:''' I didn't expect that toll to be eleven dollars.

'''Bob:''' [inaudible]

'''Emily:''' Really? Eleven dollars for a toll booth?

'''Chris:''' Yeah. Th-th-they give you a card at one checkpoint, then when you get to the next checkpoint, depending on the distance-depending on uh, how far it was from that checkpoint...

'''Emily:''' Oh, OK.

'''Chris:''' ...from one tollbooth to the next.

'''Bob:''' Wherever you get off, then you gotta pay.

'''Emily:''' Oh, OK.

'''Bob:''' You'd never been-never been on a toll road before.

'''Chris:''' Yeah that was a new ex-that was something new for me to learn.

'''Bob:''' [''inaudible'']

'''Emily:''' [''unintelligible''] for a toll booth with about a dollar. [''laughs'']

'''Bob:''' Well you can get on and fill it out, and drive all the way to the Ohio line.

'''Emily:''' Uh-huh.

'''Bob:''' Pittsburgh. I guess they charge you twenty, twenty-five dollars for that.

'''Emily:''' Dang.

'''Bob:''' But he got on in the middle, in a place called [[Wikipedia:Breezewood, Pennsylvania|Breezewood]].

'''Emily:''' Uh-huh.

'''Bob:''' You've probably heard of Breezewood. It's up there... just-just northeast of uh, West Virginia.

'''Emily:''' [laughs]

'''Bob:''' And, uh, yeah and you go to Breezewood and hang a left. I thought he-I thought he was up here in the valley.

'''Emily:''' Oh.

'''Bob:''' Couple hundred miles away and then he was at the Ohio state line.

'''Emily:''' [''short laugh'']

'''Bob:''' That was some day for us. We were a little worried. Then he-then he started back. We were led to believe that he was about three hundred -about two hundred miles away.

'''Emily:''' Uh-huh.

'''Bob:''' Turns out he was just outside of Ohio, Cleveland, when he called.

'''Emily:''' At least you were able to get back safely.

'''Chris:''' Yep.

'''Bob:''' I don't know how he did it. Three o'clock in the morning, I'd have been numb. I wouldn't have been able to.

'''Chris:''' [''laughs'']

'''Emily:''' [''inaudible''] at night.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, well I got bet-I got [[Pedo-Glasses|better eyesight]] than he does.

'''Bob:''' [''inaudible''] mine keeps going downhill, little bit at a time.

'''Emily:''' [''laughs'']

'''Bob:''' Thing called old age and [[David Alan Chandler|glaucoma]].

'''Chris:''' Yeah, plus consi-plus considering [[video games]]... training, a lot of video game time I've logged in over my lifetime.

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' And uh, see going through the many types of, like, games, playing [[ModNation Racers|racing]], and RPG...

'''Emily:''' Mm-hmm.

'''Chris:''' ...and all, and the [[Sonichu Adventure|adventures]] and all that...

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' But it's like, it's only helpful when you have the directions from Mapquest, and uh, you can uh, find a world map of the uh, east-of the we-of the eastern coast of the United States.

'''Emily:''' Mm-hmm.

'''Chris:''' Which is really Virginia. And uh, Ohio in the road I was- the route I was taking, it was directed from that.

'''Emily:''' [''laughs'']

'''Chris:''' Which I highlighted with a blue marker.

'''Bob:''' I have to admit, I did something just about as dumb when I was a kid.

'''Emily:''' [''laughs'']

'''Chris:''' Oh, you did something dumb?

'''Bob:''' Yeah I did. Well, I'd already been to Korea and back. When I was in Korea, like I said, before the Korean War.

'''Emily:''' Uh-huh.

'''Bob:''' And I'd always spent my time with the army, well I was in school.

'''Emily:''' Uh-huh.

'''Bob:''' And I had a friend that was in Auburn, down in Alabama, way down there, you know.

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' And um, I had a friend [''inaudible'']

'''Emily:''' Mm-hmm.

'''Bob:''' ...in the Army. So, [[Christmas]] break, Christmas time, right. I didn't have anywhere to go. I decided to hitchhike.

'''Emily:''' [laughs]

'''Bob:''' Yeah. While I was in the Army, I spent nine months in New York anyway.

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' [''inaudible''] Fort [''???''] [''inaudible''] and I'd gone up to New York City every weekend. But, for about nine months, well I knew the place like the back of my hand.

'''Emily:''' Mm-hmm.

'''Chris:''' No wonder I was risky enough to take a- I was adventurous enough to take such a trip.

'''Bob:''' Uh-

'''Chris:''' I'd been hanging around in hi- inside him while he was taking that trip!

'''Emily:''' [''laughs'']

'''Bob:''' Yeah, so dumb me, I thought I could hitchhike to-to [[Clyde Cash|New Jersey]]...now this was like the middle of December.

'''Chris:''' Oh.

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' Warm in Alabama but not in New Jersey.

'''Emily:''' [laughs]

'''Bob:''' I got there, and then I had to stay a couple weeks-

'''Chris:''' [''interrupting''] And by the way you know

'''Bob:''' -then I ran out of money-

'''Chris:''' You know that-

'''Bob:''' -and then I had to try to-

'''Chris:''' [''inaudible'']

'''Bob:''' -find-to fi-to get back to my way home.

'''Chris:''' Just to let you know, uh, went up to Cleveland, [inaudible] kind of like, uh, run down. I thought, Jersey probably looks better.

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' By comparison.

'''Bob:''' I've done [[Barbara|dumb things]] too.

'''Chris:''' [''inaudible'']

'''Bob:''' [''inaudible'']

'''Emily:''' There you go.

'''Chris:''' He went to a bad town...he went to a bad slummy town called Jersey, I went to a bad slummy town called Cleveland.

'''Emily:''' [''laughs'']

'''Bob:''' Well I've been to Cleveland too, I know Cleveland well.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, well...

'''Bob:''' [''inaudible'']

'''Chris:''' I me-I me-I mean he took the stupid long trip to Jersey, I took the stupid long trip to see Cleveland.

'''Bob:''' And I was hitchhiking and you were in the car. It was different. It used to be safe to walk.

'''Emily:''' Oh.

'''Bob:''' And you can't even hitchhike places today.

'''Emily:''' Nowadays you can't do that.

'''Bob:''' [''inaudible'']

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' [''inaudible''] down the road.

'''Emily:''' Yeah [''unintelligible''] [''laughs'']

'''Bob:''' [laughs]

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' Well, I'll see you later. You have a good trip.

'''Chris:''' Alright.

'''Emily:''' Alright.

'''Bob:''' Don't go to sleep. If you get sleepy, pull over.

'''Emily:''' OK, don't worry, I will.

===A walk to remember (1:14:23–1:21:43)===

Chris and Emily awkwardly leave Bob who continues to ramble as they clomp off through the mall.

'''Bob:''' Take care.

'''Chris:''' Alright come on, Emily, let's, let's walk…

Bob babbles on about sending something.

'''Emily:''' Okay... okay, you can show me around the mall…

'''Chris:''' Okay! Here's our… heights… You… you come to just about my uh, eyeline.

'''Emily:''' [nervous tittering]

They walk quietly for a moment as Chris mutters something quietly.

'''Chris:''' [sigh] So where you li… where do you usually like to go shopping at when you're at a shopping center?

'''Emily:''' [''impatiently''] [[Rosechu|Clothes stores]].

'''Chris:''' Yeah, uh, they have a number of clothing stores in, uh...

'''Emily:''' Yeah...

'''Chris:''' …a J.C. Penney and a Sears, among other places that uh, more name brands…

'''Emily:''' Yeah a lot of the stores here are, if you take a look, take a look at the prices and they're pretty expensive.

'''Chris:''' Yeah... Yeah... but, you know, they used to ha- they used to have a KB [[Toys]] here and I- that's where I got my- turns out- [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes |my thousand dollar shopping spree]] I won around the… around the Adventures- the Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog…

'''Emily:''' Uh-huh.

'''Chris:''' That sweepstakes, you might remember I put something about that…

'''Emily:''' Yeah!

'''Chris:''' …you might remember that, uh, news clip…

'''Emily:''' Yeah! [[DVD|I've seen-I've seen it.]]

'''Chris:''' Yeah...

''Chris nervously takes a few steps.''

'''Chris:''' Wow... you're like… I'm sorry.

'''Emily:''' [''nervous laughter'']

'''Chris:''' I'm just kinda fascinated like… you're just like…just like a character from ''PGSM'' or somebody else came all the way from Japan- just leapt out of my television!

'''Emily:''' [nervous laughter] No I'm definitely all American.

'''Chris:''' You're all American.

'''Emily:''' I'm all American.

'''Chris:''' Okay- so it's just- it's just your eyes that are deshe- [[Chris and English|decepting]].

'''Emily:''' [shameless subject change] Yeah... so what's your favorite store here?

'''Chris:''' Yeah it's, it's- currently, since they took away the toy store- uh- either- I think it's- I would say it's mostly GameStop, but I also go to the bookstore or Sears, or even the Spencer's that's down on the other side of the mall. And they used to have an FYE here, which was a Suncoast before- before it- before they all merged and became an FYE, but then they closed that to make the next business here.

'''Emily:''' What's down the other way… cause I've been… I came down this way, but I haven't been down that way.

'''Chris:''' Okay, we'll go down that way! Alright. I hope- Hope you don't mind me sticking around your left side…

'''Emily:''' [''bravely''] Oh that's [laughs] Okay, that's fine!

'''Chris:''' [''chuckles''] [[Megan|I mean, I guess I should keep my hands to myself and behave, right?]]

'''Emily:''' Yeah, you should probably do that.

'''Chris:''' I mean, I'm just trying to be friendly.

'''Emily:''' [''nervous laughter'']

'''Chris:''' [[Megan|But, you know, not- but you know- respectful- touch you gently on the shoulder or the back-]]

'''Emily:''' [''vomitously''] Yeah…

'''Chris:''' I mean at least I'm not that guy from ''[[Anime|InuYasha]]'' that… [''chucklingly''] always tries to [[Homos|go for the bum]].

'''Emily:''' [''vomitously''] Yeah…

'''Chris:''' Heh-heh, that's funny. Always get slapped in the face, he does.

'''Emily:''' Yeah...

'''Chris:''' I forget his name, I think it's Mamoru, or something like that.

'''Emily:''' Uh... it's [[Wikipedia:List of InuYasha characters#Miroku|Miroku]].

'''Chris:''' [talking over her] Do you watch ''InuYasha''? Yeah, Miroku, that was it, you hi- you actually hit it on the head right there…

'''Emily:''' Yeah...

[''Emily awkwardly walks several steps.'']

'''Emily:''' [delaying] Is that the… food court there?

'''Chris:''' Yeah that's basically the food court.

'''Emily:''' OK...

'''Chris:''' Yeah it use- it used to have McDonald's here-

'''Emily:''' Yeah...

'''Chris:''' …soooo many years ago across from the GameStop there, back when it was called Babbage's…

'''Emily:''' Yeah...

'''Chris:''' And then between them and Suncoast was FuncoLand and Software Etc. and they all merged into a Ga- they all merged into GameStop.

'''Emily:''' Oh... never heard about that…

'''Chris:''' Yeah... I'm sh- I'm sh- I'm sure you must've at least noticed those game stores back in your youth-

'''Emily:''' Yeah... I play video games sometimes, but not very often…

'''Salesman:''' HELLO WOULD YOU LIKE HARAAGARALABHGH.

'''Emily:''' Oh, no thank you!

'''Chris:''' No thank you! Yeah... right over- see- where that PacSun, that's where PacSun used to be, where [[Anna McLerran]]-

'''Emily:''' Oh yeah... I've… I've heard of her as well…

'''Chris:''' Yeah...

'''Emily:''' Is she still around?

'''Chris:''' No she, uh- moved to uh, Utah.

'''Emily:''' Utah…

'''Chris:''' She's a Mormon. Found that out after I met her. But we cam- but we- but we could became good friends and I gave her, uh, you know, gave her a going away/birthday party before she left for Utah…

'''Emily:''' Uh-huh!

'''Chris:''' For her twentieth birthday… and actually her- actual- and actually her friends, uh, her friends and I got together and put together the party. [''emphatically''] I k- I bought the cake.

'''Emily:''' Oh, that's nice of you… and… there was also Megan. Do you still keep in contact with her?

'''Chris:''' Yeah uh... no, not-no-n-n-not-been-touch with her for a long time.

'''Emily:''' Oh...

'''Chris:''' That's cause she moved to another state.

'''Emily:''' Oh... did she move to Utah too?

'''Chris:''' Uh, no, I don't think she moved to Utah, I don't even remember where she moved to.

'''Emily:''' Oh...

'''Chris:''' But you know, sometimes, I, uh, I [[dream]] I'm back in uh, Manchester High, you know, I get to see all my- all my old s- c- all my old friends… there.

'''Emily:''' Yeah...

'''Chris:''' Sometimes I even see [[Megan]] and [[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue|John]] in there… John's her brother…

'''Emily:''' Oh ok...

'''Chris:''' Can you believe that, attending Manchester High like I was back then,

'''Emily:''' [small laughter]

'''Chris:''' …but yet they never went- they never been- they never been to Manchester High, neither of them. Isn't that… kinda funny?

'''Emily:''' [''slightly sarcastically''] Yeah... that is kinda funny!

'''Chris:''' Yeah... FYE was over there…

'''Emily:''' Oh... I guess it's becoming a LensCrafters?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I guess… anyway here's the Spencer's.

'''Emily:''' Oh...

'''Chris:''' If you like looking at the, uh, naughty stuff-

'''Emily:''' [quickly] No, I'm not into that.

'''Chris:''' Not yet anyway! [laughs]

'''Emily:''' [nervous laughter]

'''Chris:''' Ah, but you might. But it's mostly humorous, anyway.

'''Emily:''' Yeah... well... doesn't look like there's anything down here…

'''Chris:''' Yeah... not much… not much to look at around here… the toy stores around here are down here…

'''Emily:''' Oh... well I gotta get going soon, it's gonna be a long drive!

'''Chris:''' Long drive…

'''Emily:''' Yeah...

'''Chris:''' Well I hope, uh, you at least, uh, keep the memories, uh , we've shared…

'''Emily:''' Yeah...

'''Chris:''' Yeah I'll walk you to your car, if you want…

'''Emily:''' No, I'll probably have to go to the bathroom first… [[Women's rights|it's that time of the month]]…

'''Chris:''' Oh.

'''Emily:''' Yeah...

'''Chris:''' Yeah, when you're on your, uh, period…

'''Emily:''' Yeah... [''nervous laughter'']

'''Chris:''' Yeah, you know, aside from the, uh, first time, uh, meeting, this first meeting, uh, how do you feel about me? In general…

'''Emily:''' You're a really nice guy!

'''Chris:''' Thank you…

'''Emily:''' I don't know why like, people pick on you and all that…

'''Chris:''' Yeah, they should get to know me in person…

'''Emily:''' Yeah...

'''Chris:''' I mean I'm a gentleman, I behave… behave…

'''Emily:''' [''steering the beast''] Have you been into any of these stores over here?

===Meet the Pickle (1:21:44–1:25:29)===

'''Pickle Man:''' [inaudible] pick you up right here? Yeah, so, um, you wouldn't want to go see ''Watchmen'', would you?

'''Chris:''' Uh... no.

'''Emily:''' I haven't seen that movie.

'''Chris:''' [''shocked''] Uh... any particular reason why you're dressed up like that?

'''Pickle Man:''' Not in particular.

'''Chris:''' Come on, Emily.

'''Emily:''' What?

'''Pickle Man:''' Hey, hey, maybe the lady wants to go with me. Huh, ya want to go see ''Watchmen''? Lots of, uh...

'''Emily:''' [gloating] Why, what's wrong?

'''Chris:''' The man in the [[pickle]] suit… a- it's apparent this guy's amongst the… [[trolls]].

'''Pickle Man:''' You think…

'''Emily:''' What's a tro…

'''Pickle Man:''' [''inaudible'']

'''Passerby:''' Who are you?

'''Passerby:''' Sir… sir, what are you?

'''Pickle Man:''' I'm a pickle.

'''Passerby:''' You're a pickle! I love pickles.

'''Pickle Man:''' Yeah? Pickles are pretty cool.

'''Passerby:''' And who are you advertising with?

'''Pickle Man:''' I'm not really advertising.

'''Passerby:''' You're just dressed for fun?

'''Pickle Man:''' Just bored.

'''Chris:''' Dressed as a pickle to HAUNT ME.

'''Pickle Man:''' Excuse me? I don't even know you.

'''Passerby:''' You're just bored?

'''Pickle Man:''' Yep!

'''Chris:''' [questioningly] You don't even know me… are you sure… have you-do you have [[Internet]] access?

'''Pickle Man:''' Lots of people have Internet access.

'''Chris:''' Do you know [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]]?

'''Pickle Man:''' No, I do not.

'''Chris:''' Do you know about [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]?

'''Pickle Man:''' No, I do not. [''turning to Emily''] Want to go see ''Watchmen''?

'''Chris:''' [''stress sighs''] No, no, no, she's with-

'''Emily:''' Alright!

'''Chris:''' …she's h- she's headed over to- she's heading back to her home town.

'''Pickle Man:''' Uh, ''Watchmen'' would be pretty cool.

'''Emily:''' Yeah, it would be pretty cool!

'''Chris:''' Yeah, alright, uh...

'''Emily:''' Let's go see it!

'''Pickle Man:''' Okay, cool.

'''Emily:''' Yeah?

'''Pickle Man:''' [''to Emily as they turn to leave together''] You've probably seen ''Watchmen'' [''he refers to the novel''], haven't you?

'''Chris:''' [''answering the question meant for Emily as he is clearly left behind''] I've heard of ''Watchmen''…

'''Pickle Man:''' [''laughs at Chris'']

'''Emily:''' Yeah!

'''Chris:''' [''inaudible, but clearly saying something to the effect that he doesn't like the Pickle Man'']

'''Emily:''' [''gloating''] What's wrong with him?

'''Pickle Man:''' SOMETHING. You like pickles?

'''Chris:''' Yeah... I do not like pickles.

'''Pickle Man:''' No pickles?

'''Chris:''' And also particularly a guy in a pickle suit who tricked me on the Internet pretending that he was [[Blanca]]!

'''Emily:''' There's nothing wrong with him!

'''Pickle Man:''' Who's Blanca?

'''Chris:''' [''[[stress sigh]]s/grunts'']

'''Emily:''' There's nothing wrong with him! See, he's a nice guy.

'''Chris:''' Well, alright. [''small voiced, stressed as he moves closer to Emily'']

'''Pickle Man:''' I-I think you're making the lady a little-uncomfortable there, Chris.

'''Chris:''' [''stress sighs''] I'm sorry, Emily.

'''Emily:''' It's ok... I think I have… to go to the bathroom now…

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Emily:''' Yeah, go change my tampon.

'''Chris:''' Oh boy. [''inaudible'']

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' [''inaudible''] …but I guess I do now.

'''Emily:''' [''attempting to brush him off''] OK, well it was nice meeting you… maybe we'll talk online or something.

'''Chris:''' Yeah well… I kinda… [''inaudible'']

'''Pickle Man:''' [''as they continue trying to walk away''] Well, we're going to go now.

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' Yeah well…

'''Emily:''' I'm going to the bathroom.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, uh, either of- [''to Pickle Man''] you're not going where she's going…

'''Pickle Man:''' Uh, we're- we're leaving together.

'''Chris:''' Are you with her?

'''Pickle Man:''' Now we are. We're going to go see ''Watchmen''.

'''Chris:''' No! N- no! She's going b- you gotta go back to West Virginia, don't you.

'''Pickle Man:''' We're going to go see ''Watchmen'' first.

'''Emily:''' I'm kinda- just- gonna- ''Watchmen'' is not that long of a movie.

'''Chris:''' [''suddenly concerned for Emily''] Yeah, but you got a five-hour drive!

'''Emily:''' [''dismissively''] It'll be okay.

[footsteps]

'''Emily:''' Hmmm.

'''Pickle Man:''' Going this way?

'''Emily:''' Yeah, I gotta go to the bathroom. Tampon time.

[Pickle Man asks Chris a question]

'''Chris:''' Uhhhhhh... no.

[''The Pickle Man and Chris indistinctly carry on a short dialogue. The Pickle Man seems to be asking Chris why he is following along, and Chris replies.'']

'''Chris:''' I'm just staying close to my friends...

'''Emily:''' Alright, see ya!

===Hiding out in the bathroom (1:25:29–1:29:34)===

[''There is a long lacuna as Emily hides from Chris in the bathroom.'']

'''Passerby:''' [inaudible]...[[Chris and fashion|very fashionable looking]].

'''Emily:''' Oh, thank you!

'''Passerby:''' The mall should pay you for walking around.

'''Emily:''' [''laughs'']

[''Another long silence as Emily finally leaves the bathroom.'']

===A precious farewell (1:29:35–1:31:10)===

'''Pickle Man:''' So, you ready to go?

'''Emily:''' Yeah, my car's that way.

'''Pickle Man:''' Okay.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, her car's… Your car's [''inaudible''] didn't you?

'''Emily:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, so did I.

'''Emily:''' Oh, you did?

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Emily:''' Which Belk?

'''Chris:''' Tha- that way.

'''Emily:''' Oh... I'm over there.

'''Chris:''' Oh. [''continues walking alongside Pickle Man and Emily'']

'''Emily:''' Chris… you don't need to walk me to my car.

'''Chris:''' Okaaay.

'''Emily:''' This is… Alright.

'''Chris:''' So, you have yourself a safe trip back to uhh... West Virginia.

'''Emily:''' Oh... [''feigning cheerfulness''] okay! I might call you on Skype later.

'''Chris:''' Okay, you take care.

'''Emily:''' You too.

'''Chris:''' Hey… [''attempts to hug and kiss Emily'']

'''Emily:''' [''tries to avoid Chris''] No…N-

'''Chris:''' [''talks over Emily''] I-I was gonna kiss... just on the cheek...

'''Emily:''' [''Overlaps with Chris''] N-no... no thank you! [''nervous laughter''] No thank you.

'''Chris:''' [''gives up''] Okay.

'''Emily:''' Alright, see you.

'''Chris:''' Alright, well you take care, be safe.

'''Emily:''' Alright, you too.

[''Pickle Man and Emily walk away from Chris.'']

'''Chris:''' [yelling from a distance] HE KNOWS [[Clyde Cash|CLYDE CASH]]!

[''There is laughter from Pickle Man and Emily.'']

'''Emily:''' ['laughing''] Mission accomplished!

'''Pickle Man:''' Is he gone yet?

'''Emily:''' I don't know, let me look behind.

'''Pickle Man:''' Oh no he's leaving... I'm so sorry, I'm so so sorry. I'm so sorry.

'''Emily:''' That's okay! [''inaudible''] worse than me…

'''Pickle Man:''' I'm so sorry.

'''Emily:''' That's okay.

'''Pickle Man:''' [''inaudible'']

'''Emily:''' Yeah...

'''Pickle Man:''' Okay... [''inaudible''] man in the pickle suit?

'''Emily:''' [''laughs'']

'''Pickle Man:''' [''laughing, says something about Clyde Cash'']

'''Emily:''' [''laughs''] Wait there… there's Frosty.

'''Pickle Man:''' What?

'''Emily:''' Looks like he's gone now. I'm gonna go tell him what happened.

'''Pickle Man:''' Okay.

'''Emily:''' [''presumably walking to see Frosty''] Yes! Still recording!

==External links==
* <s>[http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?hgz03i1wj4n Full audio]</s> DELETED

[[Category:Historical Documents]]
[[Category:Trolling]]
[[Category:Eyewitness Accounts]]

Template:Da update

2012-06-24T01:06:49Z

Shion:

<center>[[Image:News.jpg]]</center>
*23 [[June 2012|June]] - Chris posts another [[Facebook]] status, declaring his fragile emotional state and (yet again) blaming trolls for it.
*10 [[June 2012|June]] - Chris claims that he will donate the money he earned from his [[Alex's Lemonade Stand|Lemonade Stand]] to charity.
*4 [[June 2012|June]] - Chris posts in [[Facebook]] again, claiming that there was no [[Charlottesville]] Poster Campaign. He also makes an angry [[Voicemail greeting|voicemail]] greeting before changing it back again.
*13 [[May 2012|May]] - Eight old photographs of Chris are released, five from 11 November 2010 and three from 1 March 2011. Notable features include the last known wearing of the [[Sonichu]] [[Medallion]], Chris's nasty [[hair]] and a proto-[[Tomgirl]] look.
*12 [[May 2012|May]] - Chris posts a new note on [[Facebook]] about [[Mimms]], attempting to get people to annoy him. He then deletes the note minutes later.
*9 [[May 2012|May]] - A [[Kacey Call 1.5|call]] between [[Chris]] and [[Kacey]] that was "misplaced" by [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC]] is released.
*6 [[May 2012|May]] - A previously unseen [[Jackie#Sex pics|drawing]] of Chris and Jackie in a pool having sex is released.

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Voicemail greeting

2012-05-06T18:54:31Z

Shion:

[[Chris]]'s '''voicemail greeting''' is something which many [[trolls]] have experienced when attempting to call Chris. The greetings have been changed numerous times and their content has varied greatly over time, ranging from straightforward to downright bizarre. This article is not an exhaustive record of the greetings Chris has used (as he may have changed it and no one bothered to tell us), but is nonetheless a good collection of messages spanning a period of almost 3 years.

== Examples of Chris's voicemail greeting ==
=== [[Car Pranks|2 August 2009]] ===
'''Chris:''' Hello. You have reached the cellphone of Christian Weston Chandler. I'm sorry I could not answer right now, but please leave your name message, telephone number, and I'll get back to you as soon as possible. And I was advised heavily by my [[Bob Chandler|publicist]] and my [[Jay Z|lawyers]] to not do any interviews or a documentaries whatsoever. Even in- Because I got so much reputation-and at stake-at the current time. Also if this is a, uh, [[Troll]] trying to troll me back, do you think how much [[Minor CWC-isms|trollin' stupid]]? I'm not [[Naive|trollin' stupid]], you're [[Slow-in-the-minds|trollin' stupid]]. Have a good day.
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WY4q2yk3pgk| Listen here!]

=== [[March 2011|1 March 2011]] ===
'''Chris:''' I'm sorry, but the person you are trying to reach is [[Greene County Conspiracy|very paranoid of cyber-bullies]] at this time. If you are coming in on restricted, unknown, or [[Chris and English|out-of-state-of-Virginia number]], please do NOT leave a message and do NOT dial this number again. Message 1-5-8.

===[[April 2011|19 April 2011]]===
'''Chris:''' Hellooo, I'm not available to answer the phone right now, please leave your name, message, and telephone number and I will get back to you as soon as possible. Have a good day.
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?85bb6bbjb3cdw52 Listen here!]

=== c. [[May 2011]] ===
'''Chris:''' [[Autism|Hello. Leave message. Goodbye]].
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4HaqaJmYHQ Listen here!]

=== 13 May 2011===
'''Chris:''' Hello. Please leave your name, message, and telephone number, and I'll get back to you as soon as possible. Otherwise if this is an unsolicited call or you are a person I have not met personally before this call do NOT leave a message and do NOT dial this number again! I repeat: If I don't know you, we have not met personally before, do NOT dial this number again. Otherwise leave a message. I will get back to you or whatever. Have a good day.
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejDsO39UzxU Listen here!]

=== [[June 2011|20 June 2011]]===
'''Chris:''' Hello, you have reached the cellphone. Ye-listen, [[Chris and Reality|I screen my calls]], so it is very unlikely that I will ever pickup on you especially if I have not met you in person. So you're better off just leaving a message, and I will listen to it, I may or may not get back. Don't call my number again- ha-had repeatedly. So, yeah, with that, you have reached the cellphone, please leave your name, message, and telephone number, I may get back to you as soon as possible. Have a good day.

*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJj353Vb4S4 Listen here!]

*[http://www.mediafire.com/?ko58be75hfxos53 Download here!]

=== [[July 2011|2 July 2011]]===
'''Chris:''' Hello, please leave a message at the beep and I will get back to you as soon as possible. Have a good day.

*[http://www.mediafire.com/?ttgxwn408260amp Download here!]

=== 15 July 2011===
'''Chris:''' Hello, you have reach sh-cell phone. Christian Chandler. Please leave your name, message, and phone number and I will get back to you as soon as possible. Have a good day.

=== [[December 2011|6 December 2011]]===
'''Chris:''' Hello, [[Chris and health|I'm sick]]. Don't call this number again. Otherwise leave a message at the beep... Have a good day...

*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_Qw2P8aCZY Listen here!]

=== 9 December 2011 ===
'''Chris:''' Hello. Please leave your name, message, and telephone number, and I will get back to you as soon as possible. Have a good day.
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiEO8e0clmU&list=UUPvfRHS7wdHIvlApyeC4fuQ&feature=plcp Listen here!]

=== [[February 2012|11 February 2012]]===
'''Chris:''' Hello, all unsolicited calls will be deleted! Other than that, please leave your name, message, and telephone number, and we will considerably get back to you as soon as possible. Have a good day!

*[http://www.mediafire.com/?da8lcodm440fzkl Download here!]

*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zR5Ar5bTayQ Listen here!]

=== [[April 2012|30 April 2012]]===

'''Chris:''' [''maniacal laughter''] You [[trolls]] got ''served''! [''maniacal laughter''] Oh, you know what to do after the beep.

*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0snPhz2eaVs Listen here!]

=== [[May 2012| 3 May 2012]] ===
'''Chris:''' Hello, leave your name message and telephone number after the beep. Have a good day.

*no recording

=== [[May 2012| 6 May 2012]] ===
'''Chris:''' Hello, please leave your name and number and we'll get back to you as soon as possible. Have a good day.

*no recording

[[Category:Phone calls]]

To Clyde Gregg

2011-12-12T09:30:19Z

Shion: /* Transcript */

"'''To Clyde Gregg'''" is a video in which [[Christian Weston Chandler]] attempts to blackmail [[Clyde Cash]] by threatening to post a video he has of Clyde (which is unlikely) by making him post a video showing his true face and telling him that he'll stop trolling Chris and his friends (of which he has none). The video was uploaded on 27 [[October 2009]].

==Video==
Throughout this video, he constantly censors himself, which is pointless, since he's [[rage|cussed]] plenty of times. This is possibly a reference to ''[[Brutal Legend|Brütal Legend]]'', which features a censored mode. The song playing in the background is "[[Wikipedia:The Final Countdown (song)|The Final Countdown]]" by the Swedish rock band Europe.

{{Infobox/video
| name = To Clyde Gregg
| video = {{#ev:youtube|huPoVEYR7ks}}
| stardate = 27 [[October 2009]]
| style = {{Smug|text}}
| saga = {{Clyde|text}}
| shirt = {{GreenWhiteStripe|text}}
| previous = [[For Kacey II]]
| next = [[To_Clyde_Gregg#Another One for Clyde Gregg|Another One for Clyde Gregg]]
}}
{{quote|I have something of major importance that I think you would not like shared upon the Internet.}}

=== Transcript ===
Ahh. This -- to Mr. Clyde Clash, Gregg Mays, or as I may as well call you: Clyde Gregg Cash-Mays. Or even Clyde Mays or Gregg Cash. Anyway, this message is for you [''holds remote control to head, "The Final Countdown" by Europe begins playing'']. I have something of major importance that I think you would not like shared upon the Internet. [''sings''] [[Random-access humor|''Ooh, the itsy-bitsy friendly neighborhood spider went up the water spout.'']]

Yeah. So, if you do not want me to share that video with anybody, in video or even just a be'er picture form, here is my- here is my demand: I demand you make a tell-all video of where you tell us who you really are, your real name, and where you actually live. Show us your driver's license, and I ge- and you may even censor your customer number that's on- that would be presented on there. And tell us any other information about yourself that of- is of importance. And I want a promise: a promise, hands facing the camera like this: [''holds sweaty manchild hands in front of camera, fingers outstretched''] that you will stop and never ever again bother me, Christian Weston Chandler or my [[Chandler Family Tree|family]], friends and [[Kimmi|acquaintances]]. And, with that, never bother me, my friends, my family, as well as my acquaintances.

But important- but here's a- anyway, here's the deal. You do the video with ALL THAT. Tell- tell us about- tell us the truth about yourself and show us your real face, and make thee promises. Hand to [[Godjesus|God.]] Make the promises. And I will delete all traces of that picture and the video from my hard drives. Otherwise if you do not respond by the deadline which I will be giving to you in just a moment or that you do no- that you do not- then you say- you will say you will NOT do it, THEN I will be sharing that video for b- as- with the picture in it on thy secondary YouTube account.

I know you, you're just a pussy... you're just a [[China|pussy]]. You're just a dang lowlife. You do not deserve to live, you mother-BEEPer. You hide behind your mother's skirt. And you just call- you just call your own BEEPin' sanctuary [''displays the [[Claw of Failure|claw]]''] your bu- in the basement of which you dwell in. You damn dirty BEEP jerk troll. [''sighs''] Anyway, here is the deadline. Tuesday, October 27th, 11:30 PM Eastern Standard Time. If I do not hear by- hear from you by then, or... if I do not hear from you by then or that you tell me you will not do it then, it's share time. Otherwise, if you do the video as such, I promise, [[Chris and religion|hand to God, and hand on the Bible]] [''places hand on Bible''] that I will delete all traces of the picture and video from my hard drives.

I'll leave you with that. Aside from the first warning in the email which you may not have read because I have got word that you may not check your email on a daiwy basis, this is your final warning. [''makes [[Claw of Failure|emphatic hand gesture with upturned fingers]]''] And all- and wew will know soon enough by 11:30 tomorrow night. I bid you good day, and to everybody else who is true and loyal and [[Honest content|honest]], peace to y'all and stay safe. Thank you.

==Another One for Clyde Gregg==
'''Another One for Clyde Gregg''' is a video Chris posted later on the same day. After Gregg Mays uploaded a response following To Clyde Gregg, Chris made a sudden unprecedented move in responding.

{{Infobox/video
| name = Another One for Clyde Gregg
| video = {{#ev:youtube|dFibZofsKDg}}
| stardate = 27 [[October 2009]]
| style = {{Smug|text}}
| saga = {{Clyde|text}}
| shirt = {{GreenWhiteStripe|text}}
| previous = [[To_Clyde_Gregg#Video|To Clyde Gregg]]
| next = [[ClydeGoingOnGregg1]]
}}
=== Transcript ===
Mmm. Hello, just a follow-up here for uh... Clyde Cash or Gregg Mays, as he is also known as. I have uh, just been informed... by my... my noticeable person... that all the trolls are more loyal to [[Jack Thaddeus]] than to you. So you — you really are nothing more than a lowlife. So you ''will'' do as I — you will do as I ask and do your all — your tell all video with the promise, and continue on with the promise, or I will release that photograph. Live in peace, or in distress. Make your choice. [''gets close to camera, makes dramatic hand gesture''] At least the other choice is not [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|TO DIE]].

==See also==
*[[ClydeGoingOnGregg1]]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[For Kacey II]]|nextlink=[[ClydeGoingOnGregg1]]|}}
{{Troll Videos}}

{{Clyde Saga}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, October 2009| 2009-10-27]]
[[Category:Clyde Cash Saga videos| 2009-10-27]]
[[Category:Gay Spider-Man videos| 2009-10-27]]

Chris's Big Night Out

2011-12-10T23:32:12Z

Shion: /* Chris and His PSP */ apostrophes don't go in verbs

[[Image:Cwcgreatime.PNG|thumb|left|He had a great time. :D]]
[[Image:Z100_0533.jpg|thumb|Hail Satan!]]
On 12 [[June 2009]], [[Chris]] visited a local bar/restaurant, where he encountered a pair of fans who recorded and uploaded clips of their time spent with Chris to [[YouTube]]. This event has been referred to as '''Chris's Big Night Out'''.

==Grip 'n' Sip==
In first video, Chris broke his twenty-seven-year period of abstaining from [[alcohol]] and had a sip (and then two tall glasses) of [[Wikipedia:Long Island Iced Tea|Long Island Iced Tea]]. Chris reportedly{{cite}} tried the drink because he saw [[Wikipedia:Marge Simpson|Marge Simpson]] try it in [[Wikipedia:The Great Money Caper|an episode]] of ''[[The Simpsons]]'', and because it didn't sound like a very alcoholic drink, which is ironic because it contains vodka, triple sec, rum, tequila and gin (plus lemon juice, simple syrup and [[Coke]]). Note that, when he swallows the drink, he performs the same reaction as when he swallows his [[navy]].

{{Infobox/video
| name = Grip 'n' Sip
| image = {{#ev:youtube|xuTPXv9Mthg}}
| Stardate = 12 [[June 2009]]
| Maker = Christian Weston Chandler
| Shirt = {{RedShirt2}} Red Stuttgart
| previous = [[Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009]]
| next = [[Chris's Big Night Out#Chris Loves The Nightlife|Chris Loves The Nightlife]]
}}

{{quote|Mmm! Goes down salty.}}

===Transcript===
[[Image:Cwc_salty_iced_tea.jpg|thumb|What was going through Chris's mind.]]
'''Girl:''' So… so what do you have right now, Chris?

'''Chris:''' Long Island Iced Tea.

[''The camera is turned sideways'']

'''Guy:''' Say that one more time?

'''Chris:''' Long Island Iced Tea.

'''Guy:''' All right… rock it!

'''Girl:''' Okay!

[''Chris shuts his eyes and takes a tiny sip'']

'''Girl:''' What do you think of it?

[''Chris swallows the sip with some difficulty'']

'''Chris:''' Mmm! [[Semen|Goes down salty]].

'''Girl:''' Kinda salty?

'''Chris:''' Yeah… but it's pretty tasty.

'''Girl:''' Yeah.

'''Guy:''' Rock on! All right!

'''Girl:''' So… ''look excited!''

[''Chris smiles almost imperceptibly'']

'''Girl:''' [''laughs''] You don't look very excited!

'''Guy:''' No, “excited”—no, “excited”—“Excited” is—

==Chris Loves The Nightlife==
In another notable video, Chris dances around and sings "[[Wikipedia:I Love the Nightlife|I Love the Nightlife]]" like a [[autism|retard]]. While it's not surprising that Chris still thinks he can sing, it's shocking that he visited a club, since he's said before that he would never do such a thing.

It should come as no surprise to anyone—except perhaps Chris—that "I Love the Nightlife" is a song with a large [[gay]] following. Long-time trolls will notice that Chris made use of this same song during his [[CWC only accepts IN-PERSON FEMALE Encounters]] video. It should be noted that this song was also featured in several episodes of ''The Simpsons'', like the Long Island Iced Tea he drank during the course of the evening, further proving that Chris has never had an original thought ever.
{{Infobox/video
| name = Chris Loves The Nightlife
| image = {{#ev:youtube|0rGhHUwdB94}}
| Stardate = 12 June 2009
| Maker = Christian Weston Chandler
| Shirt = {{RedShirt2}} Red Stuttgart
| previous = [[Chris's Big Night Out#Grip 'n' Sip|Grip 'n' Sip]]
| next = [[Chris's Big Night Out#Sonichu Rocks!|Sonichu Rocks!]]
}}

{{quote|I love the nightlife! I've got to boogie!}}

===Transcript===

[''Chris sings "''I Love the Nightlife''", his voice sporadically cracking and his arms periodically flailing'']

'''DJ:''' Ah, yes, indeed! Christopher!

==Sonichu Rocks!==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Sonichu Rocks!
| image = {{#ev:youtube|__TCYRdw4p8}}
| Stardate = 12 June 2009
| Maker = Christian Weston Chandler
| Shirt = {{RedShirt2}} Red Stuttgart
| previous = [[Chris's Big Night Out#Chris Loves The Nightlife|Chris Loves The Nightlife]]
| next = [[Chris's Big Night Out#Chris's Big Black Balloon|Chris's Big Black Balloon]]
}}

{{quote|Sonichu's still ''rockin' in my head!''}}

===Transcript===

'''Chris:''' Sonichu's still ''rockin' in my head!''

'''Girl:''' [''laughs'']

==Chris's Big Black Balloon==

{{Infobox/video
| name = Chris's Big Black Balloon
| image = {{#ev:youtube|dOUd46P6ugw}}
| Stardate = 12 June 2009
| Maker = Christian Weston Chandler
| Shirt = {{RedShirt2}} Red Stuttgart
| previous = [[Chris's Big Night Out#Sonichu Rocks!|Sonichu Rocks!]]
| next = [[Chris's Big Night Out#Chris and His PSP|Chris and His PSP]]
}}

{{quote|Like a balloon!}}

===Transcript===

'''Girl:''' [presumably to Chris] —right now.

'''Chris:''' Like a balloon!

'''Girl:''' [''laughs'']

'''Guy:''' [to Chris] Y'all catch a balloon fish?

'''Man in background:''' Whoop! Whoop!

'''Guy:''' [to a passing bro] Hey, dude—check it out! [[I Got A Fish|He got a fish!]]

'''Bro:''' Oh.

'''Girl:''' [''laughs again'']

==Chris and His PSP==

{{Infobox/video
| name = Chris and His PSP
| image = {{#ev:youtube|EjCO0agsGL8}}
| Stardate = 12 [[June 2009]]
| Maker = Christian Weston Chandler
| Shirt = {{RedShirt2}} Red Stuttgart
| previous = [[Chris's Big Night Out#Chris's Big Black Balloon|Chris's Big Black Balloon]]
| next = [[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There]]
}}

{{quote|You get to see two naked ladies.}}

'''Chris:''' -Of the, of the winning videos of the PaRapper the Rapper contest when it came out on the PSP version of that game.

[''camera moves to show chris's face'']

'''Girl:''' Smile!

[''chris pulls a creepy smile'']

'''Girl:''' [''laughs'']

'''Guy:''' What about the err, explain, explain the omega one again.

[''camera moves back to chris's hand'']

'''Chris:''' [''inhales sharply''] Got it with thee err, pre-release demo disc of... God of War: Chains of Olympus.

[''camera moves back to chris's face'']

'''Girl:''' Do you like that game?

'''Chris:''' Yeah! It was fun. I completed it.

'''Girl:''' ''Ohhh.''

'''Chris:''' And especially, y’know, there's a fun part in the beginning, and, uh, you get to see two naked ladies, and… Kratos basically has sex with them, but it shoots ''off-screen''—

'''Girl:''' Two naked ladies? [''laughs'']

'''Chris:''' —and then, like, it shakes all over the place!

'''Guy:''' I tell ya: a game—

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009]]|nextlink=[[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There]]|}}
{{Sweetheart Videos}}
{{Music Videos}}

[[Category: Social life]]

[[Category: Chris-chan videos, June 2009| 2009-06-12]]
[[Category:Field agent videos| 2009-06-12]]

Dating education

2011-12-06T20:39:03Z

Shion: /* In Real Life */

{{Articleofthenow}}
[[Image:DatingEducation.jpg|thumb|Date Ed, but not Dated... get it!?]]
{{quote|Those who are unable to, teach.|[[CWC]]|<ref>[[Mumble 4]]</ref>}}
'''Dating Education''' is [[Chris]]'s term for the formal instruction he believes should be provided to instruct people on how to date. As with "Sex Ed," Chris abbreviates dating education to "'''Date Ed'''," and frequently makes use of (alleged) joke that the idea of "Date Ed" sounds "Dated."
__TOC__
==In Real Life==
{{quote|As I have proposed the idea in my adult life within my Sonichu Comic Books, and a bit before then, High Schools SHOULD have Dating Education Classes along with the Sexual Education Classes. In my humble opinion, Sex ED is fine for AFTER 3 or so DATES, but HOW DO WE EVEN GET TO THE FIRST DATE?!!! If I had the Dating Education back then, I wouldn't have to had suffered being a frustrated virgin for soo many years.|CWC|<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#Dating education|Wikipedia autobiography]]</ref>
}}

Had Chris not been sleeping or reading ''Goosebumps'', he might have noticed that real Sex Ed courses don't provide a step-by-step description of how to [[China|pound tom-toms]], but rather a source of reference for responsible sexual behaviors and some of the relevant biology. Chris seems to assume that the course provided the same educational experience he believes that he has acquired from pornography, as opposed to a run-down on STDs and contraception. An educational experience so useful that Chris even suggested that [[Megan]] could use a refresher, hinting that it would make her feel better about being violated in vivid Crayola color:

{{quote|The point is allowing yourself more exposure to sex acts to make yourself feel more comfortable with that fact of life.|CWC|<ref>[[Megan Emails, 2008]]</ref>}}

His proposed class depends on a concept that has no worldly counterpart. In short, Chris is an idiot and has no idea how anything works.

Consistent with both his [[autism]] and his own unique resistance to learning, Chris tries to seek out clear, direct steps in social interactions where his natural instincts and social skills (or lack thereof) fail him. In fact, his schools most assuredly did have "Coping Skills" instruction in their [[Wikipedia:Special education|special education curriculum]], which he was required to attend. Sadly, though he has been exposed to:

*Special Education
*[[Rocky Shoemaker|Pastoral Counseling]]
*Psychology and Psychiatry
*God AND the Bear

...none of them can offer him the checklist of winning moves that he believes exists (but that has been kept from him). So really, it's entirely his fault that he has no idea how to act around other humans, much less eligible women. For the record, Chris considers Date Ed to be one of his top three inventions<ref>[[Mailbag 1#Chris the inventor]]</ref>—right behind the ''Sonichu'' Universe and a Lego contraption for carrying [[Pokémon]] cards.

==In ''Sonichu''==
:''Main Article: [[Sonichu 9#Episode 19|Episode 19: Date Ed (Even Though the Idea Sounds Dated)]]''

Depending on how charitable your mood is, you might argue that Chris's idea for Date Ed is ''stupid'' but not ''insane.'' That is to say that it makes sense for Chris to want some guidance, and to extrapolate that to mean that other people want the same. But then you read ''Sonichu'' Episode 19, and you witness the insanity of DAT 303. DAT 303 is a thinly veiled matchmaking service, with a side order of Sex Ed. It boggles the mind to picture what DAT 101 or 404 might look like. Consider the following:

*Everyone who took this class did so in hope of being paired up with a potential mate. IN THIS CLASS.
*The class was split perfectly 50% male, 50% female.
*On the off chance that there was a spare student, the professor expressly states that she herself won't be paired up with anybody, because it conflicts with both regulations AND her current relationship. Dear reader, if this class was just about learning to socialize, why would it matter?
*The students are given dolls of the opposite sex, to practice their communication skills. ''THE DOLLS ARE CALLED ROBERT AND BARBARA.''
*Everybody hooks up. Except, it would seem, for "[[Clyde Cash|Clyde Cwash]]," who only got a 65% in the class.

==DAT 303==
===Course Syllabus===
'''Rationale''':
{{quote|Dating Education Classes can best enforce the Natural Man-and-Woman Pairings/Couples; the homosexual count would be reduced.|CWC|<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Dating_Education CWCipedia article|CWCipedia]</ref>}}

'''Required Text''': ''[[How to Talk to Girls]]'' by Alec Greven

'''Materials Provided:''' Robert and Barbara Dolls; iDate Software

'''Core concepts''':
*Staying [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|cool under pressure]]
*Being [[Friend Zone|friends first]] and letting the relationship grow organically
*The etiquette of romance: asking before [[Megan|touching]] or [[Emily|kissing]]

'''Methodology:'''
*Students are paired up by the teacher over the internet anonymously and then eventually reveal themselves and fall in love in person.
*Students will be required to regularly do short transcripts of imaginary conversations their dolls.

===Final Exam===
{{collapsible|Final Exam|
Name_________________ Date__________

 1. About _% of regular girls ditch boys, and _% of pretty girls ditch boys
 A. 10/100 B. 50/50 C. 73/98 D. 75/13

 2. Which of the follow characteristics attract your opposite gender best?
 A. Class Clown B. Full Show-Off C. Silent - Types D. None of the Above

 3. When is an appropriate time to ask for a phone number?
 A. Upfront B. Middle of Converstation [sic] C. End of Enjoyable Conversation

 4. Boys can be like magnets, and girls the metal, when the boy is confident, honest, and smart.
 A. True B. False

 5. When there should be a girl for every boy, all people of your opposite gender is already taken by some other dude or gal.
 A. True B. False

 6. If the relationship or crush doesn't work out, you...
 A. Worry B. Move On C. Cry and Pout D. None of the above

 7. How should you approach the person of your opposite gender if you are really shy?
 A. As a Friend First B. Run Away C. With [[Hanky panky|Hankey]] in Mind D. Send Someone Else

 8. If she/he gives you a wrong number, try harder on that person.
 A. True B. False

 9. To keep your girl/guy liking you, you should...
 A. Keep Clean B. Act Normal C. Show off A skill D. All of the Above

 10 Essay Question.
 From Approach to the end of the conversaion [sic], list a 10-step approach in walking to and talking to people of your opposite gender.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>FOR ALL Sonichu & Rosechu Site VISITORS AND COMIC READERS**

YOU MAY TAKE THIS EXAM FOR YOURSELF AND IF YOU DO, FEEL FREE TO COPY THIS IMAGE, PRINT IT OUT, AND TAKE THIS EXAM FOR YOURSELVES. THEN E-MAIL ME YOUR ANSWERS, VERBATIM, ESPECIALLY THE ESSAY QUESTION AND I WILL GRADE IT HONESTLY.
}}

===Answer Key===
{{collapsible|Answer Key|
<center>Multiple Choice</center>
# C
# D
# C
# A
# B
# B
# A
# B
# D
<center>Free Response</center>

**This was an Open Question with Multiple Answer Variation depending on person writing the essay. 
**Here is what I feel is the BEST EXAMPLE of an answer from Chi-Chian of the PSN; Congratuations! =D

1. Aprroach the boy 
- "Hi, what's up!"

2. Get the name 
- "I'm Alex, what are you called?"

3. Find out more, get his interest 
- "So what are you into? What music do you like? Seen any good movies lately?"

4. Give feedback, get opportunities for him to ask questions and get interested 
- "I'm into anime (my favorite is Puni Puni Poemy, by the way - Kobayashi Poemi is so funny!!). I’ve seen that movie too! I like that actor."

5. Give interest/compliments back 
- "I love your haircut (t-shirt, belt. etc)! What's that cologne?"

6. Get more intimate details 
- "So how old are you? Come here often? You from around here?"

7. Food is a conversation foundation 
- "Can we go get lunch/dinner? Can you buy me something to drink?
(I think a gentleman should buy the lady a drink. although I don't drink alcohol or smoke)."

8. At the food place you can expand on the themes previously discussed, such as art,
music or cinema. but allow the boy to talk as well, support him if he gets
shy or stumped.

9. A walk to help with digestion. Usually there's a couple of shops around
in crowded places, so you can always visit a couple together. Not necesserily
buying anything, just browsing. A bookshop or a music/video store
is always a good choice.

10. Alter the walk it‘s time to go, but this is where the telephone trade-offshould start. 
- "It"s been really cool talking and walking with you and I'd like to do it again sometime."

**Chi-Chian wrote and submitted her answers via e-mail, April 13, 2009. 
**CHRISTIAN WESTON CHANDLER WROTE THIS EXAM ON APRIL 11, 2009}}

==Gallery==
<gallery>
Image:SchuComic9P30.jpg|Final Exam as written by Chris in episode 19.
Image:SchuComic9P105.jpg|Answers to the multiple choice.
Image:SchuComic9P106.jpg|Answers to the essay question.
</gallery>

==References==
<references />

==See Also==
{{CWCipedia|chris=Dating Education}}
[[Sonichu 9]]
[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Dating_Education CWCipedia article]

==External Links==

*[http://www.mybuzzquiz.com/en_US/actions/PlayQuiz.do?fileID=310722 Abridged MyBuzz Quiz version of the exam]

{{CWC-isms}}
[[Category:CWC-isms]]

Inventions

2011-12-06T20:18:19Z

Shion:

[[Image:Tesla.jpg|thumb|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nikola_Tesla Nikola Tesla], another famous inventor who had a mental disorder and died a virgin. Here the similarities end.]]

{{quote|"Necessity is the mother of invention", and I have invented quite a few crafts that have served me well.|Chris's reply to "Leonardo da Vinci", CWCipedia [[Mailbag]].}}

[[Christian Weston Chandler]] is truly a Renaissance man, with many '''inventions''' to his credit. He draws [[Sonichu|comics]], makes [[Youtube|videos]], performs [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|songs]], models [[Honor Roll|sculptures out of clay]], provides voices for the [[Official Videobooks]], etc. etc. But, being the [[David Alan Chandler|second]] son of the outstanding inventor [[Bob Chandler]], the man who designed controls for plastic water container molding machines (without which Chris would have no [[Fapcup|cup]] from which to [[Recycling|drink]] his [[Semen|navy]]), our hero just couldn't suppress his natural talent to invention. And thus, Christian Weston Chandler added being an inventor extraordinaire to his long list of "accomPLISHments."

==Better than Leonardo da Vinci==
In [[November 2009]], Chris received an e-mail from a [[Troll|fan]] roleplaying as Leonardo da Vinci, one of the great artists with whom Chris has compared himself [[Hotel Ricky Ricardo|in the past]] (managing to forget the great Italian's name and misspell his surname). Leo ironically stated that he considers Chris his [[Chris and art|"artistic equal"]], and asked if the [[autistic]] [[Chris and English|geinus]] has a similar knack to making inventions, for which Leonardo himself was famous. Being the egotistical and vain person he is, and not wanting even Leonardo da Vinci to excel him in any field, Chris was quick to assure Mr.da Vinci in his [[Mailbag]] reply that he is, indeed, an inventor as well, and proceeded to list three of the most outstanding of his inventions.

===The Three Great Inventions of Christian Weston Chandler===
'''I.''' The "One set of Inventions" including:
*[[Sonichu]];
*[[Rosechu]];
*City of [[CWCville]]. (Not really inventions so much as they are fictional concepts, and [[Chris and Copyright|incredibly derivative ones]], at that.) Of course, given [[Chris and reality|Chris's tenuous grasp on reality]], he may not realize this.

'''II.''' A "heavy-duty case", "built from [[Lego]]s and held together with tape", whose main purpose is "to hold [his] 20+ [[Card_games#Pok.C3.A9mon_TCG|Pok'emon]] (sic) Trading Card Game Decks with an area designed for damage counters, die and such". This is something that may have been a significant accomplishment for say, a 9-year-old, but when a 28-year-old man lists something he built with Lego as an "invention," it can only evoke facepalming. Moreover, Chris did not invent Legos, merely put them together.

'''III.''' The [[Dating Education|Dating Education Class]]. (Which don't exist, so he didn't really invent them. And even then, a terrible idea.)

==Other Inventions==
{{incomplete}}

==See also==
*[[Bob Chandler]]
*[[Chris and Copyright]]

[[Category:Hobbies]][[Category: Media produced by Chris-chan]]

Kacey Call 24

2011-12-04T23:41:07Z

Shion: /* Transcript */

Just a brief overview until transcriptions are complete.

File Name: kc10509.mp3

*[[Chris]] says that his [[mom]] had food poisoning, so they went to a doctor and found out that it wasn't food poisoning. So they went back to the restaurant to complain anyways. Chris says his mom has to be on a diet now. [[Kacey]] suggests that Chris joins her on the diet to support her. Chris starts talking about how he's unsure of the diet and tries to get out of it. I'LL THINK ABOUT IT!
*Chris is amazed that families and friends of cancer patients will shave their heads to support the person with cancer.
*Kacey asks about Chris's [[room]] getting cleaned. Chris is "still working on it!", but Kim suggested that Chris take his [[Lego]] city apart. Kacey asks for pictures. Chris will think about it.
*Kacey failed a class and lost her [[job]].
*Chris is still trying to get a job at [[Target]], but has applied to two other stores.
*Chris was talking to a girl named Regina, the girl whose father bought Chris's two ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' [[guitar]]s. Chris went to meet her, and she didn't show up. Chris got an email stating that [[Gregg Mays]] showed up and sold her guitars instead for half price.
*Chris talks about the [[Emily]] date, and claims that the ''man in the pickle suit'''s name is Harold.
*Chris talks about the [[PVCC]] trolling him, and Kacey says that such an organization doesn't exist and he just thinks too much of himself. Chris says they do it for the [[lulz|L-U-L-Z]] (spells it out).
*Chris gets stressed out when Kacey says that he's not important enough to spend that much effort on.
*Chris claims that he gets lots of emails from men asking him on dates. Kacey says that's a complement, and he doesn't come off as straight. This makes Chris yell in a high pitched voice: "OH JESUS CHRIST! I'M STRAIGHT! WHAT THE HELL!"
*Chris doesn't even open emails anymore.
*'''Kacey says it's common sense to not reply to trolls. Chris says "Let me tell you about common sense," and says that he had sex with a FEMALE BLOW UP DOLL, not a male blow up doll, so it's obvious that he's straight!'''
*Kacey says that Chris should just be bisexual. Chris yells "I HATE LOOKING AT PENISES!"
*Kacey: "I have [[gay]] friends, and they're always grabbing my boobs! It's okay because they're gay!"
*Kacey tells Chris to stop sighing because it makes him sound like a baby. Also to stop saying "whatever." He sighs several times while Kacey talks.
*Chris asks what Kacey wants to talk about, and Kacey says she doesn't care unless Chris can tutor her in her Statistics class. Chris says that he's really good at it and that he can help her with it.
*Kacey says that she has to go.

==Transcript ==
'''Chris:''' Hello?
 '''Kacey:''' Hey Chris, it's Kacey.
 '''Chris:''' Hi Kacey, how are you?
 '''Kacey:''' I'm good, just a little tired.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I got to agree.
 '''Kacey:''' So how are you?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I'm fair myself. I just uh, read your email, did you read my reply I sent back to you?
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, actually, I did.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, pretty much in a nutshell, that's what's been happening lately.
 '''Kacey:''' Um, that sucks about your mom, I give my condolences, I hope she feels better. But, um... How did they know that she had food poisoning?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I mean, that my- That was my father and mine's theory at first, but then you know, we took her to Martha Jefferson, then- and then the doctors classified... classified the ailment as Colitis.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, well that's definitely not food poisoning.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I mean well-
 '''Kacey:''' You guys shouldn't have gone back there to talk to them then, 'cause it's obviously not them...
 '''Chris:''' ...Hm. Yeah, well, I mean, still. Uh, you know, my mom, after today... She was having gut pains, and... Yeah, she was like "Yeah, take the uh, there's the uh, majority of the food I left behind, I had but I had not eaten, so you know, you just take it back to them, and uh, tell 'em what happened," She was like, you know, um, my father and I, we just like, you know, we couldn't do much to respond, you know... Mom was... All up- All up on top of the world here kind of, you know? Uh...
 '''Kacey:''' How long ago did it happen? I mean, did either of you eat it and get sick from it too?
 '''Chris:''' Uh, no, my father and I did not eat it.
 '''Kacey:''' Besides, if she has Colitis she shouldn't be eating food like that, you said it was Chinese, right? I mean, that food's loaded with MSG and salt and fat, that's like the worst thing she could be doing right now.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah well I mean, I mean, none of us knew about the Colitis yet. So...
 '''Kacey:''' But still, it's definitely not food poisoning, it's her body telling her what she's eating is wrong, like did she get put on a diet?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, she can't eat much, uh, salty or sugary foods, or drinks, now.
 '''Kacey:''' No, definitely not, is she sticking to it?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, she's- Yeah, she just got started on it.
 '''Kacey:''' So then what type of things is she eating?
 '''Chris:''' Uh, you know, just basically, um... I'd say, mostly, um... Fruits and vegetables... Um, I'm not sure what else at the time-
 '''Kacey:''' Well, fruits and vegetables are high in sugar.
 '''Chris:''' Hm. Well-
 '''Kacey:''' Maybe you should join her in her diet to support her, it could be good for you.
 '''Chris:''' Hm, alright well, I'm not sure- I'm not really sure of, uh, of her diet. But, uh, you know. I can- I can like, you know... Um... I can have her tell me more about it. But right now-
 '''Kacey:''' You should, I mean it's good, you know cancer patients, their whole family shaves their heads, I mean you should totally do it, so that, number one, it'll help you get healthier; Number two, it'll help your mom that you're there for her.
 '''Chris:''' Wait wait wait wait wait... Cancer- Families of cancer patients actually shave their heads?
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, it's a show of soli- You know, togetherness? When the cancer patient goes into Chemo and loses their hair, a lot of family members will do that, you know, to show that they're all together in this.
 '''Chris:''' Oh.
 '''Kacey:''' It's pretty inspirational.
 '''Chris:''' Huh.
 '''Kacey:''' I mean, and all you would have to do is diet.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. Yeah... Alright. Yeah, well. Yeah, I'll talk to my more about uh, this diet she's on and uh... I'll see if I can get on that as well. But anyway-
 '''Kacey:''' You totally should.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. I- Yeah. But right now she's- Right now she's sleeping. But still you know, I'll talk to her next time she's awake. About that.
 '''Kacey:''' Definitely, I think that would be good for you.
 '''Chris:''' ''[sigh]''
 '''Kacey:''' How is your room coming along?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. I'm still working on it, uh... I, uh... Kim and I agreed that, uh... Yeah, Kim convinced me that, you know, I'm planning on uh, taking my city- My Lego city apart, piece by piece, and putting the pieces into... into buckets.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, that's a good idea.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, so I'm gonna start on that- I'm gonna start on that soon enough. But, you know-
 '''Kacey:''' You should take some more pictures and send them to me along with progress, you should probably do it like every other day. I mean, 'cause you were supposed to have this done, I mean how much longer do you think it's gonna take?
 '''Chris:''' ''[Pause]'' Yeah it'll take me a while longer, plus you know, recent- Plus you know, last weekend I had to worry about my mom being in the- being in the hospital.
 '''Kacey:''' Right.
 '''Chris:''' So...
 '''Kacey:''' But you should still push yourself to do it, it'll probably make your mom feel better too.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah well, yeah- I, yeah- I'm going to work on that this week. On that-
 '''Kacey:''' Awesome, don't forget to send me pictures, give me something to get my mind of everything too.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, okay. Alright. Hm... Yeah, I'm sorry to hear about you possibly losing your job and failing in class, what happened?
 '''Kacey:''' Um, well we have a new manager, and he's just a jerk, and he wants his own people in there, and class, well, I've just been having issues with it, and being able to get to the class, so it's something I can recover, you know, I've just had a lot going on. Especially with work and everything, 'cause sometimes I've had to pick up during the class, and it's just one big mess, but I'm working to fix it and I might have a new job soon.
 '''Chris:''' Okay. well, I hope uh... I hope that, you know, at your next job, you'll be successful. Or like, you know, um... you know, that you'll have it. Hm. Yeah, 'cause I would hate to see you without a job at this point. ''[Pause]'' Oh by the way I still have- By the way, apparently, uh... It's like, you know, I have- um... Yeah I have not heard back from Target, and I called them like, you know, I think it was, yeah, the last... The weekend before this recent weekend. And, I have not heard back. So, it's like, I think it's pretty obvious at this point I did not get a job there, but I'm submitting applications for, uh, places like uh, Barnes & Noble and Sears, even a new CVS that's being built in Ruckersville.
 '''Kacey:''' Hm. Have you heard back from anywhere?
 '''Chris:''' No, not yet. But I- But I, like you know, I'm planning on- I'm planning on checking in with them to see if they got my applications.
 '''Kacey:''' Definitely.
 '''Chris:''' Cuz I had to go online to do the applications. For these places. As well. ''(Pause)'' Hm. Yeah. Yeah... but upon- Yeah, let me go- Let me go off-topic here a bit, uh... Yeah, about uh, [[Regina]], the girl I was just telling you about, that uh...
 '''Kacey:''' Right.
 '''Chris:''' ...Whose father I sold two guitars to on eBay. Yeah, I mean like, we were, it was like you know, we were getting along... great, you know I've been mostly telling her about the pos- About my positive characteristics. Not one- Not once mentioning the, uh, trolls or names like [[Gregg Mays]] and whatever. And then, uh... And then... You know like we had the pick-up time scheduled, you know, uh... But, today at two o'clock at the, uh, McDonald's on Barracks Road... But then she doesn't show up, but then I come home and I find the e-mail and it's like, "Oh I get the- Oh, I got the... Oh, I was intercepted by Gregg Mays and he had two- And he had two guitars, with no paint- With all paint and stickers removed. And so, he charged her half price for it. And it was like you know, she thinks as if she still bought it from me, or she's giving off that impression, but... Uhh, but yeah, I'm thinking basically I got troll- I got trolled again. And like you know-
 '''Kacey:''' Well it sounds like she got trolled too.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, or like you- Yeah or like you know, like she's one of the- She's one them, just like, uh... The past time at the mall, I think her name was [[Emily]]. And then we were- And then, uh, being intercepted by Harold, that Guy in the Pickle Suit. Uh... And I think, uh, I think, you know Kim could tell you more about that, you know, there are audio files, you know, that girl had a wire on her. And the, uh, audio-
 '''Kacey:''' How do you know she had a wire on?
 '''Chris:''' ''(Annoyed Sigh)'' Because, the- I found the audio file later, on the, uh... [[Miscreants]] webpage that was originally created by Clyde Cash-slash-Gregg Mays.
 '''Kacey:''' Hmm.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. Uh, but anyway, then Kim- Then I talked to Kim about it and she convinces me like, you know, Regina could be just, uh, an innocent victim and it's just a whole bunch of misunderstandings and what-not. So...
 '''Kacey:''' It probably is, Chris, I mean it's not like the whole world's against you. You really don't think that, do you?
 '''Chris:''' Hm. No... I don't think think ''the whole world'' is against me, just some- It's just some of the people- It's just the whole buncha people out of a whole- Out of a big vast majority.
 '''Kacey:''' You really think there's a group devoted to trolling you?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, Kim can tell you about that, there's forums and everything.
 '''Kacey:''' Why? I mean, why would a group of people devote themselves to you? I mean, have you ever done anything wrong?
 '''Chris:''' ''(Getting more stressed & whiny)'' I had originally done nothing wrong! As far as I- As far as I know, I-
 '''Kacey:''' But then, why would they be devoted to trolling you?
 '''Chris:''' I don't know why! I don't know why they started... ''[Sigh]'' I don't even know why that- Why the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page got started in the first place. I mean, I mean, other than the fact that they were doing it for the... L-U-L-Z.
 '''Kacey:''' The what?
 '''Chris:''' L-U-L-Z. You know, they call it "LULZ". Or like, you know-
 '''Kacey:''' So... they're doing it for laughs? I doubt there is a group dedicated to trolling you just because it's fun.
 '''Chris:''' ''[Sigh]''
 '''Kacey:''' I mean, are you telling the truth?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah I-
 '''Kacey:''' I mean are you should you didn't do anything to any of them? I think we've talked about this before.
 '''Chris:''' I am telling- I am telling you the truth. I am telling you the truth, Kacey. I swear to [[God]]. And Kim can back you up on that, she can tell you about these forums. And what-not.
 '''Kacey:''' That weird though, that's really weird, I mean are you reall that important?
 '''Chris:''' ''[Offended sigh]'' Hm. Well, I'm internet famous. Uh, for one thing, but, I don't think I would be THAT important, I mean, the way these trolls keep carrying on they make it like I'm as- I'm as important or more important than [[Britney Spears]]! ''[Pause]'' Jeez... ''[Sigh]'' What a mess that- What a mess the whole trolling thing is. ''[Sigh]'' But, I just take it one step at a time, you know, and I'm block- and I'm continuing to uh, block any nay-sayers, that send me negative e-mails. On my- On my- On my AOL address.
 '''Kacey:''' Hm. That's good.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah.
 '''Kacey:''' I mean, what do you consider a negative e-mail?
 '''Chris:''' Well like you know, people... I- For one thing, here's a... I'm giving you, like, maybe one or two examples of the top of my head upon recollection... Um, one thing is like, you know, the inclination of people... mislabeling me as a [[homosexual]], or... dudes asking me out on a homosexual date, or making me- or asking me to do anything homosexual when I'm not, and it's pretty hard for me to-
 '''Kacey:''' You should take that as a compliment! I mean, maybe you're giving off the wrong impression to them.
 '''Chris:''' ''(Stunned)'' What, come on, I mean-
 '''Kacey:''' I mean, you might be attracting these gay people.
 '''Chris:''' ''(Disgusted Sigh)'' But anyway, I'm STRAIGHT. But, you know-
 '''Kacey:''' Well, maybe people don't think that, maybe you're not coming off as that. You ever think about that?
 '''Chris:''' Ugh, come on you know me, I'm- You know I'm straight. And- ''(stammering incoherently)''
 '''Kacey:''' THEY don't.
 '''Chris:''' ''(Getting angrier)'' Ugh, I've been telling them- I've been telling them NUMEROUS TIMES now in the YouTube videos that I'm straight!
 '''Kacey:''' Maybe they think you're just being shy.
 '''Chris:''' Ahh, THEY'RE STUPID! I-I mean, I even- I even reflected so much about my, uh- About my, uh, how I feel about the homosexuals, I just don't... care that much about them, I just don't wanna get too close to them...
 '''Kacey:''' Chris, remember that usually when you protest too much, ''(Chris sighs)'' then it usually is true.
 '''Chris:''' Oh, JESUS CHRIST!
 '''Kacey:''' They just think you're in the closet, I mean, you...
 '''Chris:''' I'M STRAIGHT!!! I'm straight!
 '''Kacey:''' Chris, but you make so many videos about NOT being straight, I mean, it actually HURTS you. Like, if you just let it go...
 '''Chris:''' Wait- Wait, time out, time out, wait. Making videos about me NOT being straight, what the HELL?
 '''Kacey:''' No, about BEING STRAIGHT, it hurts you because they're like, "Oh, he's just covering it up."
 '''Chris:''' Oh, Jesus... ''[Sigh]''
 '''Kacey:''' I mean you should just ignore it.
 '''Chris:''' ''(Chris sighs and tries to change the subject)'' Ah, whatever, but anyway like I- Like I said, I add the- I add those names- I add those people- Those are... The subject of those people that send me such e-mails, I add to my block list, that's uh... one thing, another thing is like you know... Like you know, or like you know, they just tell me like you know, "Fuck you", or "You're a [[fail]]ure", or any negative comments like that, I add them to the block list as well. Or even more recently like you know, oh shh- You know, yeah, "We're continuing the talks about your [[copyright]] being stolen", that's just a false rumor and it's not been stolen. I recovered that e-mail. So like you know I add them to the block list as well. I don't even have to open the e-mail, it's ob- It say- They just say it in the subject line. ''[Pause]'' Yeah. Anyway, yeah those- Those are some of the examples of uh, people, uh, who I add to the block list.
 '''Kacey:''' Chris, why does being called gay make you so angry anyway, I mean if it's not true it just shouldn't hurt you at all.
 '''Chris:''' Because it's a mislabeling! I hate being mislabeled!
 '''Kacey:''' But you should just ignore it, or else they're gonna think that you're mad because you're hiding something.
 '''Chris:''' Ugh, Jesus...
 '''Kacey:''' I mean Chris, this is just common sense.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah... You know, let me- let me tell you something else, you know, uh, "common sense"... I- You know, yeah, there is a- There is [[For Julie's Eyes Only|a video of me]]... Uh... Having sex with a blow-up woman- With a blow-up doll, that's like a wom- A blow-up female doll, alright? I mean that- I mean, I- The blow-up doll is a woman, and if I was a homosexual, I'd be blowing up- I'd be blowing up a... Dude doll.
 '''Kacey:''' I don't think it matters because dolls don't really have genders. That could be interpreted either way.
 '''Chris:''' But I-
 '''Kacey:''' I've heard people could be bisexual. It doesn't matter.
 '''Chris:''' ''(Stress noises)'' Yeah but I mean, it's obvious that the doll is- is a woman, the doll looks like a woman. With the [[Manboobs|boobs]], and the long hair and the-
 '''Kacey:''' It's just plastic, Chris. It doesn't matter.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. I uh, I know it was a piece of plastic, and it wouldn't- And it wouldn't know, but still-
 '''Kacey:''' So it doesn't make you straight, and it doesn't make you gay.
 '''Chris:''' ''(Double Stress Sigh)'' Well yeah, well... ''(Stress Breathing)'' Ahh, a buncha things. Yeah. Yeah, but anyway, still, like you know, I'm just going- I'm just going- I just been goinh overboard in this conversation... And, yeah, but most of the time I would- Most of the time nowadays I do just ignore that.
 '''Kacey:''' Well you should, but I mean it just seems like this really gets to you, because you don't get this mad at anything else, not even when they claim to have your copyrights or anything else, like you just always get so angry over the gay thing, it's just really weird. You know?
 '''Chris:''' ''[Sigh]'' Oh, jeez...
 '''Kacey:''' I mean it wouldn't be bad. You could be bisexual and it wouldn't be bad, I mean-
 '''Chris:''' No, no, I am not bisexual, I'm STRAIGHT. I have- I HATE looking at penises! I love looking at vaginas!
 '''Kacey:''' Well, I mean that doesn't make you straight or gay, if you just LOOK... I mean, gay guys actually love to look at girls' chests, did you know that?
 '''Chris:''' ''(Quiet, frustrated sigh)''
 '''Kacey:''' I mean, they're fascinated by them, even if they don't find them sexy.
 '''Chris:''' I find wom- I find women a lot more sexier... than any dude, I don't even... I mean- I- Yeah we talked about this before, we... We talked about this before.
 '''Kacey:''' I just think it's amusing that you get so angry. I mean, I have gay friends, and they're always like, grabbing my boobs or something, and it's okay because they're gay and everything, but it's like, gay guys love boobs, it's hilarious.
 '''Chris:''' ''(Sighs disgustedly, waits a few seconds, then sighs again)'' Whatev- Whatever. I- Yeah, uhh, whatever. Let's not- Let's not talk about that anymore, um... Uh...
 '''Kacey:''' You should stop sighing so much, Chris, that doesn't sound like a normal adult, that's like... Little upset toddler behavior.
 '''Chris:''' ''(Tries not to sigh)''
 '''Kacey:''' I mean, don't say "whatever" to me either, it's kind of rude.
 '''Chris:''' ''[Annoyed sigh]''
 '''Kacey:''' You could be polite and be like, "I disagree".
 '''Chris:''' Yeah-
 '''Kacey:''' Or, "Let's change the subject".
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. Alright, well yeah. Let's change the subject. Hmm...
 '''Kacey:''' Alright, but you gotta promise me you're not gonna do the sighing and the "whatever"s anymore.
 '''Chris:''' Okay yeah well I mean, I been working on the... reducing of the "whatever"s. I mean, 'cause... Kim, uh, corrected me on that as well. ''(Waits for response)'' She's been correcting me on-
 '''Kacey:''' Well it's not that hard, so... Come on. Heh.
 '''Chris:''' Uh, wait... I- Uh sorry, what was that last statement? I did not not understand that last statement.
 '''Kacey:''' I said it's not that hard. I mean-
 '''Chris:''' Oh, yeah, not hard.
 '''Kacey:''' It's all about a level of respect, I mean if you respected both of us you wouldn't do it.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. I mean- Yeah, well I mean, I did try to... Stop- To not say whatev- That word. But, I mean-
 '''Kacey:''' I mean, you didn't start saying "whatever" until recently, like you've always done the sighing, but you didn't start saying that until recently.
 '''Chris:''' Right... Yeah. Hm. Well... I mean I've done it- I mean I've done it numerous times before, uh... around my fam- around my family. And- And it's like, they corrected me on that before. I guess it has been a long time since I said that word, and then... And then I- It just started coming back- It just started coming out again. That's- That's one thing that I'm- That I think there, about that. ''(Silence, Chris realizes she isn't going to say anything)'' Hm. Alright well, anyway, um... Um, let's see... What else is- What else can I- What else is on my mind I can talk about... Um... I'm not sure, lemme think, sure... No. If you've got anything else on your mind, Kacey, uh, I'm open to talk about that.
 '''Kacey:''' Not unless you can tutor me in statistics.
 '''Chris:''' Unless I can tutor you in statistics... Actually, I did take statistics, uh... At, uh, one or two of those classes... Uh, when I started at Piedmont, as part of the- As part of when I was starting out, in the, uh, degree, I was- I- First, I started to work on... But then I- But then I switched over to Computer Aided Drafting and Design. But yeah I did do- I did do statistics, so... Like- So like, you know... If you... Show me like an example of, uh, what you're learning in statistics, I could prob- I could probably remember... what to do there.
 '''Kacey:''' Okay, maybe I'll scan it or something for you, okay?
 '''Chris:''' Alright. Yeah, and I'll see what I can- I'll see what I can remember.
 '''Kacey:''' Okay.
 '''Chris:''' Hm. Yeah.
 '''Kacey:''' Well, I have school in the morning so I should probably go, okay?
 '''Chris:''' Alright. But anyway, it's nice to talk to you again. And it's nice to- And it's nice to, you know, if you can't call me, you know, to get an email from you, so I know what's going on. And, you know, it's nice- It's nice to know that- To have you confide in me, and me offering my feedback, but hey, you know, yeah. You know... Just- You know, at least you're making your recovery and you will strike back victoriously.
 '''Kacey:''' ''(Laughs politely)'' Yeah.
 '''Chris:''' I'm rooting for ya, and I'm here for ya.
 '''Kacey:''' Well, I appreciate that, and I'll try and talk to you tomorrow. Okay?
 '''Chris:''' Alright, if you can't talk to me, send me an email. Whatever...
 '''Kacey:''' Okay, bye.
 '''Chris:''' You take care, be safe, bye-bye.


==External links==
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?h6fo6e4505emggu mp3 of phonecall]

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Kacey Call 23

2011-12-04T23:11:12Z

Shion: /* Transcript */

Just a brief overview until transcriptions are complete.

File Name: kc92909.mp3

*Chris has given up on his job at Target - he never received a phone call back.
*[[Chris]] is simply ignoring e-mails based on their subjects.
*Chris got the [[copyright]] for [[Sonichu]].
*Kacey pushes Chris to stop ignoring Clyde "just in case he tries something."
*Chris says that [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Gregg Mays]] are the same person and they don't exist because he won't "show his face or identity or anything."
*Chris says that Clyde Cash is an elementary school student. He admits several times that he thinks it's possible a "six to eleven year old" is smarter than him.
*Kacey calls Chris "[[slow in the mind]]," Chris tells her she's "pushin' buttons."
*Chris says that Clyde's voice is high pitched and whiny. Oh boy.
*Chris spends like 3 minutes trying to do an impression of Clyde and it ends up just sounding exactly like Chris's normal voice except a bit deeper. He tries several times - each attempt sounds the exact same.
*Chris explains how [[Panda]] was raped by Clyde, and he just ignored it. Kacey mentions that rape is serious and shouldn't be ignored - Chris completely ignores this, and goes on to talk about how she died in a brush fire.
*Kacey tells Chris to recruit trolls to help take down Clyde. Chris says he is going to go to ED and dox Clyde, entirely expecting Clyde to have just openly posted all his personal info on the ED forums for all to see.
*Chris attempts a Donald Duck impression. It sounds like complete shit and nothing like Donald Duck.
*Chris says he actually thinks his regular voice sounds like Frank Sinatra.

==Transcript==

 '''Kacey:''' Hey Chris! It's Kacey, what's up?
 '''Chris:''' Hey Kacey. I'm doin' okay, how are you?
 '''Kacey:''' I'm good. Just busy. You know, work's keeping me late.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I understand, and you know- 'cause, you know, you can call us and I saw in the store(?) you were busy.
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, I've got a lot of projects and I'm kinda behind in school and I want to NOT be behind, you know. Um. So how have things been for you?
 '''Chris:''' I've been doing fair... I mean, you know, things could be better if I didn't have to worry about the trolls, but... You know...
 '''Kacey:''' What are they doing?
 '''Chris:''' Oh, just trying to get on my nerves... but lately I've been, uh, handling the situation much better. I don't even bother to open their e-mails. So I just expand on the e- on the sender's address and then add them to my block list.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, that's good! That's good.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, well, let's see, aside from that, um... Yeah, I've been- I've been- been... I've been pushing myself a little further, jogging a little bit longer.
 '''Kacey:''' [''coughs''] That's good.
 '''Chris:''' And, uh... And I still haven't heard back from Target, so that's probably a no-go, but the other thing is a new CVS in Ruckersville and I'll probably apply to that.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh you should! I mean, I wouldn't give up on it, though. So, um, how is your copyright coming?
 '''Chris:''' Oh... Yeah, I have, I've called the copyright office and I, uh, I got back access to my account and, ah, it's all good. The copyright is mine.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh! Well that... that's awesome.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I mean, like, yeah, I read somethin' on the internet about this, ah, about this image that, uh, Greg May, uh, Greg Mays slash Clyde Cash, you know, that like, he, uh, it's about like, this, uh, this image about like, supposedly about him having the copyright, but that document is false. I think-
 '''Kacey:''' [''interrupting, talking right over Chris the whole time which he doesn't even seem to notice''] Well, yeah, because obviously you have the papers now, right?
 '''Chris:''' I don't have the papers yet, I-
 '''Kacey:''' [''interrupting''] Well then how do you know it's yours?
 '''Chris:''' [''pauses''] Beca- because I called the copyright office and t-
 '''Kacey:''' [''interrupting''] Well, it's not going to help until you actually have the papers. You need proof. It's like saying you have a diploma but you ''don't'' have a diploma with you. I mean, you're gonna have to get those papers.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I mean, I know, I won't get the, uh, document for... for a few more weeks.
 '''Kacey:''' They should send them right away. You should ask them to rush it. I mean, I know they'll do it... if it's really yours.
 '''Chris:''' [''long pause''] Hm.
 '''Kacey:''' Especially since it's...
 '''Chris:''' [''interrupting''] Y-yeah, yeah, yeah, y-yeah, I, yeah, I, I asked them if they could rush it but, uh, they said 'no, they couldn't,' they have to do it at their own timely pace. So, I was like, you know, I didn't ar-argue. I didn't want to argue with them.
 '''Kacey:''' Well, I mean, this troll could do a lot of damage, you need to rush it. I mean, I've seen these things take months, really, but... I mean, if you say so.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. Don't worry about it. It's - don't worry about that. It's a- it's all good. I'm still working on the comic pages.
 '''Kacey:''' Well, I know there's one thing you aren't working on, because I saw your video. Your room looks like it got ''messier.'' I thought you said you were going to work on taking things down and doing that for me.
 '''Chris:''' [''sigh''] Well, that's only the, uh, one side of the room, and... you saw that side of the room in the last picture, a-
 '''Kacey:''' [''interrupting''] Well, you haven't given me any more pictures like you promised me or anything, and I mean it looks... bad.
 '''Chris:''' ...Yeah, well, I'll-
 '''Kacey:''' I mean, you... you said that you were going to get this done like weeks ago. And... it's not even half way done.
 '''Chris:''' It is mostly done, believe me. I'll send you some pictures tomorrow, okay?
 '''Kacey:''' Okay. I hope that they're promising.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. [''sounding annoyed''] They are, okay? They are. Yeah, well, aside from that, anything going on with you, lately?
 '''Kacey:''' Um... no, I've just been going to class and everything. I've been trying to hang out with my friends more, get a little more social because I just fell, you know, totally overwhelmed. Um, I'm pretty much doing what you're doing and ignoring all the trolls an... you know, just not really caring. They're not worth my time.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. I hear that. I hear that. Anyway. My plans for tomorrow are go to class... I've got another yoga class tomorrow.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, okay.
 '''Chris:''' I'm not sure I pronounced that right.
 '''Kacey:''' [''talking over Chris''] But I mean, like... you really don't read the e-mails at all? I mean, sometimes I do just, you know, for a good laugh. And I mean, sometimes, you know, I am paranoid that... you know, because these people, they mean business. I am kind of worried that sometimes I'll miss something, and they'll actually do something. I mean, I don't wanna ignore problems, either.
 '''Chris:''' It's like, you know, can pretty much judge what they're gonna say in the e-mail, but, by reading subjects. [''pause''] And like, you know, if the subject just is like, you know, don't really... don't really care about that stuff. Yeah, so I just assum- leave that closed.
 '''Kacey:''' Well, I know, but, Cameron and I talked about how you need to take your problems head on. Like, I told you, you don't need to ''really'' let them get to you, but you can't ignore them outright totally, either.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah... I-I that's what I do mostly. After they realize they can call Greg Mays or Clyde Cash out, you know, because he's sent one identity of Clyde Cash, and assumed the identity of Greg Mays, and you know, neither of them were- neither of them were- neither of them really existed, really.
 '''Kacey:''' How do you know that?
 '''Chris:''' Well, I know it's the same person. Assuming different identities, and both of them are obviously fake, I mean-
 '''Kacey:''' [''interrupting''] Well then, what's his real name?
 '''Chris:''' Wha- he's never actually showed hims- he's never actually showed... his face or his identity or anything-
 '''Kacey:''' [''interrupting''] Well... most people don't do that, but I mean, if you had his real name you could force him to apologize. I mean, turn the tables on him.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, well, I... that's why... the one thing I don't have is real name. So I can't really do that, now can I? But still, I call him out, I- I- I challenged him...
 '''Kacey:''' [''interrupting''] Well, do some research. I mean, you can at least try.
 '''Chris:''' I did try, I... I searched the names Greg Mays and Clyde Cash and I didn't get much.
 '''Kacey:''' Well, I mean, I don't know how much research you are going to do because, uh, Kim and I were... talking about this, you know, and, she was saying how, um... you haven't read the entirety of the ED page, yet you say it's all lies and slanders... and then you turn around and say that there is truth to it. I mean...
 '''Chris:''' Yeah... yeah, I talked to Kim about that and I'm planning on... and I'm reading on... through the, uh, texts, on-only the texts on the ED page. And I'm... I'm gonna print them out and I'm gonna add them, and then- so I can, so I can sort out the, uh, ''facts'' from the fiction.
 '''Kacey:''' Right. Well, maybe you should look more closely at these e-mails. Especially, I mean, if this guy has been bothering you so much that he seems to be able to get to you, and he has connections, you should probably, um, make sure. I mean, maybe he made a mistake. Maybe... he... left a clue to his identity. If he's hacked you before maybe you should totally like, at least listen to him.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I tried that, I m-
 '''Kacey:'''[''interrupting''] Well, I mean if you just ignore him, what if he does something way bigger?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I mean... yeah, you know, I don't know if I've told you, but, you know, when he- when he, first time he hacked into my Playstation Network account, a couple of d- a few weeks ago, a couple weeks ago... I got an address, but it turned out to be an elementary school in, I think it was... Kentucky.
 '''Kacey:''' Well, maybe he works there!
 '''Chris:''' ...or maybe he's a student there.
 '''Kacey:''' ...an elementary school. You're telling me you were fooled by an elementary school student over and over again?
 '''Chris:''' Mm... it's a possibility.
 '''Kacey:''' Maybe he's a teacher! You really think that an elementary schooler has gotten the best of you? Over and over?
 '''Chris:''' [''short pause''] ...Yeah.
 '''Kacey:''' I think he's probably a teacher. [''laughs''] Because if not, you're telling me that some six year old... to... eleven year old has outsmarted you when you're twenty-seven several times. Think... think about that.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I mean, I have considered that.
 '''Kacey:''' I mean, how does that make you feel? This... little... kid that hasn't even hit puberty can outsmart you so many times.
 '''Chris:''' Well, I'll admit that... [''sigh'']
 '''Kacey:''' Talk about slow in the mind, right?
 '''Chris:''' [''sigh''] Okay. Okay. Kacey, please stop, you're pressin' a few- you're pressin' a few buttons, here.
 '''Kacey:''' Well, Chris! This is ludicrous. You're trying to tell me that you think some young kid is doing this. [''coughs''] I mean have.. have you... you said in the video that you heard him. What does he sound like?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, he sounds like... I think he sounds- I thinks he sounds more like... more like an adult. He's got kind of a high pitched tone but he sounds strong. Kinda whiny.
 '''Kacey:''' Well, can you imitate him for me? Since you're good with voices?
 '''Chris:''' ...Let me think a moment... um... [''pause''] Ahh... [''starts talking very drawn out and deeper''] I'm trying... to... see if I can... find the voice [''voice goes deeper''] by deepening my voice to the appropriate levels... no... [''mumbling and humming for about 20 seconds''] I thiiiink I'm getting there but I'm not really... [''voice spikes''] suuuure... If I knew a man from Nantucket who... [''voice returns to normal''] I'm just saying words here until I find the right tone.
 '''Kacey:''' Go ahead.
 '''Chris:''' [''voice goes deeper again''] If I knew a man from Nantucket [''voice returns to normal''] I would know what his voice 'cause I would have heard it a few times before and I'm not really sure until I find the right pitch. And when that happens I would tell it to you right away. Ahh... Ahh... I think I'm nearly there. Aaa-ahhh... Kinda sounds like... I think I'm just about hitting it. Um... yeah. [''voice doesn't change at all, identical to his regular voice a little deeper''] I think he sounds kinda like this, I'm not really sure. I think this sounds real right, I'm not... I'd have to hear it again. This is pretty close, I think.
 '''Kacey:''' Say something one more time.
 '''Chris:''' I think I hit the note. Abouuut...
 '''Kacey:''' Because... all I really heard was you. You made him sound like you, but lower pitched. That... doesn't sound higher pitched.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I think he sounds kinda like, uh... [''trying to impersonate Clyde - again, sounds identical to himself but a little deeper, speaking very, very rapidly''] Hey Chris, how ya doin'? Hey Chris, how ya doin'? Hey Chris, how ya doin'? Hey Chris, what'er you doin'? Hey Chris, what'er you doin'? Hey Chris, what'er you doin'? Chris, what are you doin', man, I...
 '''Kacey:''' Well, I mean, you have a really high pitched voice too, and you're making him ''lower'' pitched, so...
 '''Chris:''' I'm trying to find it...
 '''Kacey:''' Okay. Okay. I'll be patient.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I'm trying to find it... um... [''attempting to alter his voice, yet again''] If I knew the sound of the voice, I would get there. But I've heard it a number of times before. Ummmmhhhhhaaaaaa... yeah, I think I've just about got it... duuuhhhaaahhhh... Hey Chris, hey Chris, hey Chris, hey Chris, hey Chris, hey Chris, hey Chris, hey Chris, hey Chris, hey Chris, hey Chris, hey Chris. Heeeeyyyyy Chris, hey Chris, h-hey... I thi- I think I got it. I think... yeah, I think I got it, this is what he sounds like right here. [''Chris's voice has not changed at all, sounds exactly like himself.''] Listen to me right here, this is what he sounds like. Hey Chris, he-
 '''Kacey:''' [''interrupts, talks over Chris''] So he sounds like you with a cold. Got it. [''laughs'']
 '''Chris:''' Hm. Yeah. That sounds about right. ...Good guess. Yeah.
 '''Kacey:'''[''pause''] ...Oookay.
 '''Chris:''' Like me with a cold... Heh...
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah!
 '''Chris:''' I like that. That's a fun comparison. [''laughs, clearly forcing it''] Huh huh huh. Huh huh huh. Ahh... that's fun. [''pause''] I mean, if he... Heh, you know, that's... I never thought of that before.
 '''Kacey:''' [''giggles''] Well, you know, he seems like he means business, so, you know, I'd at least keep my eye on him. I mean, what else has he done? I mean, I'm sure he's done more.
 '''Chris:''' Well, let's see, I think I told you about the time he flew... about the time he said he flew to Australia and raped my Australian gal-pal and impregnated her...
 '''Kacey:''' [''pause''] Oh. He... he did?
 '''Chris:''' Supposedly, yeah, but I'm not the latest in that, because you know... so many multiple identities. Like...
 '''Kacey:''' Okay, just 'cause he's assuming multiple identities doesn't mean it didn't happen. I mean, that would be horrible for you to ignore someone being raped like that, Chris...
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I know. It was hard for me to ignore.
 '''Kacey:''' Well, you shouldn't have ignored it. Rape isn't something that should be ignored. I mean, she got raped, right?
 '''Chris:''' It happened... yeah, it did happen about last December or January.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh my gosh.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, but anyway... but anyway, so, last time I heard it that poor girl got burned to death... got burned, got burned to death and died in that brush fire, so... In Australia that January.
 '''Kacey:''' That's horrible. So she got raped and then died?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. I... I know, I was broken up by it too, I mean, I miss her.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh my gosh. I mean, okay. This guy really seems like he means business.
 '''Chris:''' [''pause''] Yeah, well. It may or may not... it may, uh, it may just be... I mean, he may actually just ''sound'' like he means business, but... he may not actually have the business. I mean, you know, he may not actually have the skills to pay the bills, with that expression.
 '''Kacey:''' But, I mean, he has hacked your stuff before, I mean, how can you say that? I mean, apparently he's got some skills.
 '''Chris:''' I, yeah... I mean, aside from trying to find a multiple identity and not finding much, I don't know that much about him.
 '''Kacey:''' Well, if he could hide himself that well, he could probably take himself off stuff like that. I mean, especially if it's just google.
 '''Chris:''' Hm. Yeah. ...He could take himself off?
 '''Kacey:''' It's really easy to get yourself off... taken away from, you know, like, web searches and all that.
 '''Chris:''' Hm. Yeah.
 '''Kacey:''' I mean, maybe you should ask your fans to help find him.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I-I-I-I-
 '''Kacey:''' You know, maybe you can reform some trolls. Maybe they'll betray him. Maybe he's such a jerk, they don't like him either.
 '''Chris:''' Hmm... Bring in the trolls to try helping take down ''this'' troll?
 '''Kacey:''' I mean, they are trolls. They do do that. I mean, you've gotta use everything in your power, Chris.
 '''Chris:''' Hm. Yeah. Alright, well, fortunately, I do have... I do know about the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] forums page, I do know that... I have it bookmarked. I could look in there, see if I could find some information about, ah... about the guy.
 '''Kacey:''' It's a good start. Maybe.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. But, you know, Kim's helping me as well. She's doing searches on her own, her part.
 '''Kacey:''' But I mean, how do you know Clyde even goes there?
 '''Chris:''' What, to the elementary school in Kentucky?
 '''Kacey:''' No, no, no, to the ED forums.
 '''Chris:''' Wh- ...It's a possibility. They do talk about him on there. Among all the other- among all the other things, and around... around, and involving me.
 '''Kacey:''' Right.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. [''sigh''] I feel all worn out after tryin' to find that... find that pic- find that pitch where he sounds like...
 '''Kacey:''' [''chuckles''] Well it happens...
 '''Chris:''' -like me with a cold, heh...
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, exactly. You with a cold...
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, heh... That was almost as hard as trying to find the, uh... find the... imitate Donald Duck for the first time.
 '''Kacey:''' [''chuckle'']
 '''Chris:''' Took me a while, but I eventually got it. [''attempts imitating Donald Duck, sounds NOTHING like it''] Whoob, whoob, whoob! Whacka, wahh wahh! Donald Duck! [''quacking'']
 '''Kacey:''' ...Yep.
 '''Chris:''' Did you get that?
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah. I got it. [''laughs'']
 '''Chris:''' Yeah.
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah. It does take practice.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. It ''does'' take practice. At least by default, I almost sound like Frank Sinatra.
 '''Kacey:''' [''laughs'']
 '''Chris:''' I do, seriously, I mean... you've heard Frank Sinatra, haven't you?
 '''Kacey:''' Of course I have.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, well, you know he's got, like... the singing voice on the side, on the uh... with the high pitched... somewhere along with his deep tones. At least he has the... at least he has the power and the practice to balance between it and make good sounding tones for when he's playing his tracks.
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah.
 '''Chris:''' Yep. Makes me think a little further, though. How I could sing a little better. Huh. [''sighs''] Anyw- anyway... pfew, I'm a little tired right now. If it's okay, I'm gonna go ahead and let you go, and I'll talk to you tomorrow night.
 '''Kacey:''' Okay, I shouldn't be at work ''too'' late tomorrow, so I should... I'll call you tomorrow.
 '''Chris:''' Alright. You take care and be safe.
 '''Kacey:''' Okay, you too. Alright. Bye.
 '''Chris:''' Bye. Bye-bye.
[''Call ends'']

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Kacey Call 23

2011-12-04T23:10:08Z

Shion: /* Transcript */

Just a brief overview until transcriptions are complete.

File Name: kc92909.mp3

*Chris has given up on his job at Target - he never received a phone call back.
*[[Chris]] is simply ignoring e-mails based on their subjects.
*Chris got the [[copyright]] for [[Sonichu]].
*Kacey pushes Chris to stop ignoring Clyde "just in case he tries something."
*Chris says that [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Gregg Mays]] are the same person and they don't exist because he won't "show his face or identity or anything."
*Chris says that Clyde Cash is an elementary school student. He admits several times that he thinks it's possible a "six to eleven year old" is smarter than him.
*Kacey calls Chris "[[slow in the mind]]," Chris tells her she's "pushin' buttons."
*Chris says that Clyde's voice is high pitched and whiny. Oh boy.
*Chris spends like 3 minutes trying to do an impression of Clyde and it ends up just sounding exactly like Chris's normal voice except a bit deeper. He tries several times - each attempt sounds the exact same.
*Chris explains how [[Panda]] was raped by Clyde, and he just ignored it. Kacey mentions that rape is serious and shouldn't be ignored - Chris completely ignores this, and goes on to talk about how she died in a brush fire.
*Kacey tells Chris to recruit trolls to help take down Clyde. Chris says he is going to go to ED and dox Clyde, entirely expecting Clyde to have just openly posted all his personal info on the ED forums for all to see.
*Chris attempts a Donald Duck impression. It sounds like complete shit and nothing like Donald Duck.
*Chris says he actually thinks his regular voice sounds like Frank Sinatra.

==Transcript==

 '''Kacey:''' Hey Chris! It's Kacey, what's up?
 '''Chris:''' Hey Kacey. I'm doin' okay, how are you?
 '''Kacey:''' I'm good. Just busy. You know, work's keeping me late.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I understand, and you know- 'cause, you know, you can call us and I saw in the store(?) you were busy.
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, I've got a lot of projects and I'm kinda behind in school and I want to NOT be behind, you know. Um. So how have things been for you?
 '''Chris:''' I've been doing fair... I mean, you know, things could be better if I didn't have to worry about the trolls, but... You know...
 '''Kacey:''' What are they doing?
 '''Chris:''' Oh, just trying to get on my nerves... but lately I've been, uh, handling the situation much better. I don't even bother to open their e-mails. So I just expand on the e- on the sender's address and then add them to my block list.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, that's good! That's good.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, well, let's see, aside from that, um... Yeah, I've been- I've been- been... I've been pushing myself a little further, jogging a little bit longer.
 '''Kacey:''' [''coughs''] That's good.
 '''Chris:''' And, uh... And I still haven't heard back from Target, so that's probably a no-go, but the other thing is a new CPS rug is out (?) and I'll probably apply to that.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh you should! I mean, I wouldn't give up on it, though. So, um, how is your copyright coming?
 '''Chris:''' Oh... Yeah, I have, I've called the copyright office and I, uh, I got back access to my account and, ah, it's all good. The copyright is mine.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh! Well that... that's awesome.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I mean, like, yeah, I read somethin' on the internet about this, ah, about this image that, uh, Greg May, uh, Greg Mays slash Clyde Cash, you know, that like, he, uh, it's about like, this, uh, this image about like, supposedly about him having the copyright, but that document is false. I think-
 '''Kacey:''' [''interrupting, talking right over Chris the whole time which he doesn't even seem to notice''] Well, yeah, because obviously you have the papers now, right?
 '''Chris:''' I don't have the papers yet, I-
 '''Kacey:''' [''interrupting''] Well then how do you know it's yours?
 '''Chris:''' [''pauses''] Beca- because I called the copyright office and t-
 '''Kacey:''' [''interrupting''] Well, it's not going to help until you actually have the papers. You need proof. It's like saying you have a diploma but you ''don't'' have a diploma with you. I mean, you're gonna have to get those papers.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I mean, I know, I won't get the, uh, document for... for a few more weeks.
 '''Kacey:''' They should send them right away. You should ask them to rush it. I mean, I know they'll do it... if it's really yours.
 '''Chris:''' [''long pause''] Hm.
 '''Kacey:''' Especially since it's...
 '''Chris:''' [''interrupting''] Y-yeah, yeah, yeah, y-yeah, I, yeah, I, I asked them if they could rush it but, uh, they said 'no, they couldn't,' they have to do it at their own timely pace. So, I was like, you know, I didn't ar-argue. I didn't want to argue with them.
 '''Kacey:''' Well, I mean, this troll could do a lot of damage, you need to rush it. I mean, I've seen these things take months, really, but... I mean, if you say so.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. Don't worry about it. It's - don't worry about that. It's a- it's all good. I'm still working on the comic pages.
 '''Kacey:''' Well, I know there's one thing you aren't working on, because I saw your video. Your room looks like it got ''messier.'' I thought you said you were going to work on taking things down and doing that for me.
 '''Chris:''' [''sigh''] Well, that's only the, uh, one side of the room, and... you saw that side of the room in the last picture, a-
 '''Kacey:''' [''interrupting''] Well, you haven't given me any more pictures like you promised me or anything, and I mean it looks... bad.
 '''Chris:''' ...Yeah, well, I'll-
 '''Kacey:''' I mean, you... you said that you were going to get this done like weeks ago. And... it's not even half way done.
 '''Chris:''' It is mostly done, believe me. I'll send you some pictures tomorrow, okay?
 '''Kacey:''' Okay. I hope that they're promising.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. [''sounding annoyed''] They are, okay? They are. Yeah, well, aside from that, anything going on with you, lately?
 '''Kacey:''' Um... no, I've just been going to class and everything. I've been trying to hang out with my friends more, get a little more social because I just fell, you know, totally overwhelmed. Um, I'm pretty much doing what you're doing and ignoring all the trolls an... you know, just not really caring. They're not worth my time.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. I hear that. I hear that. Anyway. My plans for tomorrow are go to class... I've got another yoga class tomorrow.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, okay.
 '''Chris:''' I'm not sure I pronounced that right.
 '''Kacey:''' [''talking over Chris''] But I mean, like... you really don't read the e-mails at all? I mean, sometimes I do just, you know, for a good laugh. And I mean, sometimes, you know, I am paranoid that... you know, because these people, they mean business. I am kind of worried that sometimes I'll miss something, and they'll actually do something. I mean, I don't wanna ignore problems, either.
 '''Chris:''' It's like, you know, can pretty much judge what they're gonna say in the e-mail, but, by reading subjects. [''pause''] And like, you know, if the subject just is like, you know, don't really... don't really care about that stuff. Yeah, so I just assum- leave that closed.
 '''Kacey:''' Well, I know, but, Cameron and I talked about how you need to take your problems head on. Like, I told you, you don't need to ''really'' let them get to you, but you can't ignore them outright totally, either.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah... I-I that's what I do mostly. After they realize they can call Greg Mays or Clyde Cash out, you know, because he's sent one identity of Clyde Cash, and assumed the identity of Greg Mays, and you know, neither of them were- neither of them were- neither of them really existed, really.
 '''Kacey:''' How do you know that?
 '''Chris:''' Well, I know it's the same person. Assuming different identities, and both of them are obviously fake, I mean-
 '''Kacey:''' [''interrupting''] Well then, what's his real name?
 '''Chris:''' Wha- he's never actually showed hims- he's never actually showed... his face or his identity or anything-
 '''Kacey:''' [''interrupting''] Well... most people don't do that, but I mean, if you had his real name you could force him to apologize. I mean, turn the tables on him.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, well, I... that's why... the one thing I don't have is real name. So I can't really do that, now can I? But still, I call him out, I- I- I challenged him...
 '''Kacey:''' [''interrupting''] Well, do some research. I mean, you can at least try.
 '''Chris:''' I did try, I... I searched the names Greg Mays and Clyde Cash and I didn't get much.
 '''Kacey:''' Well, I mean, I don't know how much research you are going to do because, uh, Kim and I were... talking about this, you know, and, she was saying how, um... you haven't read the entirety of the ED page, yet you say it's all lies and slanders... and then you turn around and say that there is truth to it. I mean...
 '''Chris:''' Yeah... yeah, I talked to Kim about that and I'm planning on... and I'm reading on... through the, uh, texts, on-only the texts on the ED page. And I'm... I'm gonna print them out and I'm gonna add them, and then- so I can, so I can sort out the, uh, ''facts'' from the fiction.
 '''Kacey:''' Right. Well, maybe you should look more closely at these e-mails. Especially, I mean, if this guy has been bothering you so much that he seems to be able to get to you, and he has connections, you should probably, um, make sure. I mean, maybe he made a mistake. Maybe... he... left a clue to his identity. If he's hacked you before maybe you should totally like, at least listen to him.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I tried that, I m-
 '''Kacey:'''[''interrupting''] Well, I mean if you just ignore him, what if he does something way bigger?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I mean... yeah, you know, I don't know if I've told you, but, you know, when he- when he, first time he hacked into my Playstation Network account, a couple of d- a few weeks ago, a couple weeks ago... I got an address, but it turned out to be an elementary school in, I think it was... Kentucky.
 '''Kacey:''' Well, maybe he works there!
 '''Chris:''' ...or maybe he's a student there.
 '''Kacey:''' ...an elementary school. You're telling me you were fooled by an elementary school student over and over again?
 '''Chris:''' Mm... it's a possibility.
 '''Kacey:''' Maybe he's a teacher! You really think that an elementary schooler has gotten the best of you? Over and over?
 '''Chris:''' [''short pause''] ...Yeah.
 '''Kacey:''' I think he's probably a teacher. [''laughs''] Because if not, you're telling me that some six year old... to... eleven year old has outsmarted you when you're twenty-seven several times. Think... think about that.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I mean, I have considered that.
 '''Kacey:''' I mean, how does that make you feel? This... little... kid that hasn't even hit puberty can outsmart you so many times.
 '''Chris:''' Well, I'll admit that... [''sigh'']
 '''Kacey:''' Talk about slow in the mind, right?
 '''Chris:''' [''sigh''] Okay. Okay. Kacey, please stop, you're pressin' a few- you're pressin' a few buttons, here.
 '''Kacey:''' Well, Chris! This is ludicrous. You're trying to tell me that you think some young kid is doing this. [''coughs''] I mean have.. have you... you said in the video that you heard him. What does he sound like?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, he sounds like... I think he sounds- I thinks he sounds more like... more like an adult. He's got kind of a high pitched tone but he sounds strong. Kinda whiny.
 '''Kacey:''' Well, can you imitate him for me? Since you're good with voices?
 '''Chris:''' ...Let me think a moment... um... [''pause''] Ahh... [''starts talking very drawn out and deeper''] I'm trying... to... see if I can... find the voice [''voice goes deeper''] by deepening my voice to the appropriate levels... no... [''mumbling and humming for about 20 seconds''] I thiiiink I'm getting there but I'm not really... [''voice spikes''] suuuure... If I knew a man from Nantucket who... [''voice returns to normal''] I'm just saying words here until I find the right tone.
 '''Kacey:''' Go ahead.
 '''Chris:''' [''voice goes deeper again''] If I knew a man from Nantucket [''voice returns to normal''] I would know what his voice 'cause I would have heard it a few times before and I'm not really sure until I find the right pitch. And when that happens I would tell it to you right away. Ahh... Ahh... I think I'm nearly there. Aaa-ahhh... Kinda sounds like... I think I'm just about hitting it. Um... yeah. [''voice doesn't change at all, identical to his regular voice a little deeper''] I think he sounds kinda like this, I'm not really sure. I think this sounds real right, I'm not... I'd have to hear it again. This is pretty close, I think.
 '''Kacey:''' Say something one more time.
 '''Chris:''' I think I hit the note. Abouuut...
 '''Kacey:''' Because... all I really heard was you. You made him sound like you, but lower pitched. That... doesn't sound higher pitched.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I think he sounds kinda like, uh... [''trying to impersonate Clyde - again, sounds identical to himself but a little deeper, speaking very, very rapidly''] Hey Chris, how ya doin'? Hey Chris, how ya doin'? Hey Chris, how ya doin'? Hey Chris, what'er you doin'? Hey Chris, what'er you doin'? Hey Chris, what'er you doin'? Chris, what are you doin', man, I...
 '''Kacey:''' Well, I mean, you have a really high pitched voice too, and you're making him ''lower'' pitched, so...
 '''Chris:''' I'm trying to find it...
 '''Kacey:''' Okay. Okay. I'll be patient.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I'm trying to find it... um... [''attempting to alter his voice, yet again''] If I knew the sound of the voice, I would get there. But I've heard it a number of times before. Ummmmhhhhhaaaaaa... yeah, I think I've just about got it... duuuhhhaaahhhh... Hey Chris, hey Chris, hey Chris, hey Chris, hey Chris, hey Chris, hey Chris, hey Chris, hey Chris, hey Chris, hey Chris, hey Chris. Heeeeyyyyy Chris, hey Chris, h-hey... I thi- I think I got it. I think... yeah, I think I got it, this is what he sounds like right here. [''Chris's voice has not changed at all, sounds exactly like himself.''] Listen to me right here, this is what he sounds like. Hey Chris, he-
 '''Kacey:''' [''interrupts, talks over Chris''] So he sounds like you with a cold. Got it. [''laughs'']
 '''Chris:''' Hm. Yeah. That sounds about right. ...Good guess. Yeah.
 '''Kacey:'''[''pause''] ...Oookay.
 '''Chris:''' Like me with a cold... Heh...
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah!
 '''Chris:''' I like that. That's a fun comparison. [''laughs, clearly forcing it''] Huh huh huh. Huh huh huh. Ahh... that's fun. [''pause''] I mean, if he... Heh, you know, that's... I never thought of that before.
 '''Kacey:''' [''giggles''] Well, you know, he seems like he means business, so, you know, I'd at least keep my eye on him. I mean, what else has he done? I mean, I'm sure he's done more.
 '''Chris:''' Well, let's see, I think I told you about the time he flew... about the time he said he flew to Australia and raped my Australian gal-pal and impregnated her...
 '''Kacey:''' [''pause''] Oh. He... he did?
 '''Chris:''' Supposedly, yeah, but I'm not the latest in that, because you know... so many multiple identities. Like...
 '''Kacey:''' Okay, just 'cause he's assuming multiple identities doesn't mean it didn't happen. I mean, that would be horrible for you to ignore someone being raped like that, Chris...
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I know. It was hard for me to ignore.
 '''Kacey:''' Well, you shouldn't have ignored it. Rape isn't something that should be ignored. I mean, she got raped, right?
 '''Chris:''' It happened... yeah, it did happen about last December or January.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh my gosh.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, but anyway... but anyway, so, last time I heard it that poor girl got burned to death... got burned, got burned to death and died in that brush fire, so... In Australia that January.
 '''Kacey:''' That's horrible. So she got raped and then died?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. I... I know, I was broken up by it too, I mean, I miss her.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh my gosh. I mean, okay. This guy really seems like he means business.
 '''Chris:''' [''pause''] Yeah, well. It may or may not... it may, uh, it may just be... I mean, he may actually just ''sound'' like he means business, but... he may not actually have the business. I mean, you know, he may not actually have the skills to pay the bills, with that expression.
 '''Kacey:''' But, I mean, he has hacked your stuff before, I mean, how can you say that? I mean, apparently he's got some skills.
 '''Chris:''' I, yeah... I mean, aside from trying to find a multiple identity and not finding much, I don't know that much about him.
 '''Kacey:''' Well, if he could hide himself that well, he could probably take himself off stuff like that. I mean, especially if it's just google.
 '''Chris:''' Hm. Yeah. ...He could take himself off?
 '''Kacey:''' It's really easy to get yourself off... taken away from, you know, like, web searches and all that.
 '''Chris:''' Hm. Yeah.
 '''Kacey:''' I mean, maybe you should ask your fans to help find him.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I-I-I-I-
 '''Kacey:''' You know, maybe you can reform some trolls. Maybe they'll betray him. Maybe he's such a jerk, they don't like him either.
 '''Chris:''' Hmm... Bring in the trolls to try helping take down ''this'' troll?
 '''Kacey:''' I mean, they are trolls. They do do that. I mean, you've gotta use everything in your power, Chris.
 '''Chris:''' Hm. Yeah. Alright, well, fortunately, I do have... I do know about the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] forums page, I do know that... I have it bookmarked. I could look in there, see if I could find some information about, ah... about the guy.
 '''Kacey:''' It's a good start. Maybe.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. But, you know, Kim's helping me as well. She's doing searches on her own, her part.
 '''Kacey:''' But I mean, how do you know Clyde even goes there?
 '''Chris:''' What, to the elementary school in Kentucky?
 '''Kacey:''' No, no, no, to the ED forums.
 '''Chris:''' Wh- ...It's a possibility. They do talk about him on there. Among all the other- among all the other things, and around... around, and involving me.
 '''Kacey:''' Right.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. [''sigh''] I feel all worn out after tryin' to find that... find that pic- find that pitch where he sounds like...
 '''Kacey:''' [''chuckles''] Well it happens...
 '''Chris:''' -like me with a cold, heh...
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, exactly. You with a cold...
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, heh... That was almost as hard as trying to find the, uh... find the... imitate Donald Duck for the first time.
 '''Kacey:''' [''chuckle'']
 '''Chris:''' Took me a while, but I eventually got it. [''attempts imitating Donald Duck, sounds NOTHING like it''] Whoob, whoob, whoob! Whacka, wahh wahh! Donald Duck! [''quacking'']
 '''Kacey:''' ...Yep.
 '''Chris:''' Did you get that?
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah. I got it. [''laughs'']
 '''Chris:''' Yeah.
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah. It does take practice.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. It ''does'' take practice. At least by default, I almost sound like Frank Sinatra.
 '''Kacey:''' [''laughs'']
 '''Chris:''' I do, seriously, I mean... you've heard Frank Sinatra, haven't you?
 '''Kacey:''' Of course I have.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, well, you know he's got, like... the singing voice on the side, on the uh... with the high pitched... somewhere along with his deep tones. At least he has the... at least he has the power and the practice to balance between it and make good sounding tones for when he's playing his tracks.
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah.
 '''Chris:''' Yep. Makes me think a little further, though. How I could sing a little better. Huh. [''sighs''] Anyw- anyway... pfew, I'm a little tired right now. If it's okay, I'm gonna go ahead and let you go, and I'll talk to you tomorrow night.
 '''Kacey:''' Okay, I shouldn't be at work ''too'' late tomorrow, so I should... I'll call you tomorrow.
 '''Chris:''' Alright. You take care and be safe.
 '''Kacey:''' Okay, you too. Alright. Bye.
 '''Chris:''' Bye. Bye-bye.
[''Call ends'']

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Kacey Call 8

2011-12-04T20:38:32Z

Shion: /* Part 1 */

2 [[September 2009]]

==Summary==
In Kacey Call 8 Chris says he found out that he can earn up to $980 a month at a [[job]] and still collect welfare. Kacey and Chris talk about "Hannah Montana" and then the subject moves to "Seinfeld", "Family Guy", and "Friends" where Chris and Kacey get in a little argument about a comment about Chris being like a "George Costanza of [[Sonichu]]". There's some brief mentioning of an episode of "House" featuring an autistic child as well as some [[YouTube]] hentai that Chris doesn't remember favorite-ing or leaving a comment on because he was [[Christopher]] at the time. After a few awkward and stressful moments, Chris admits that he believes that he has gotten rid of Christopher and when he thinks about it now, he believes that Kacey was right and that he didn't actually ever have multiple personality disorder, but instead, he was being possessed by a ghost of the trolls who have died. His best guess is either [[BlueSpike|Max Milvania]] or [[Clyde Cash]]. Chris gets "thousands" of troll calls a day and thinks that Kacey and Kim should get new phone plans so that they don't come in as restricted/unknown and he can answer safely (Kacey says not to hold his breath). The call ends with Kacey becoming angry at Chris for telling another girl that Kacey "wasn't his sweetheart YET" but that "they were warming up to the idea". Chris plans to turn Kacey into his [[Sweetheart From the Ground-Up]]. Kacey states that they are only friends and that's all they will ever be; Chris is very disappointed and states that he only told the other girl that because it was "wishful thinking".

==Part 1==

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 '''Chris:''' Hello?
 '''Kacey:''' Hi! It's Kacey!
 '''Chris:''' Hey Kace, how are you?
 '''Kacey:''' I’m ok, just a little tire. How are you?
 '''Chris:''' Ahh, I’m ok. Yeah, I got some good news though, in case Kac-Kim hasn’t told you. My fath- my fam- my father and me went down to the social security office. Apparently, I can earn 980 dollars in a month at a job and it would not affect my social security.
 '''Kacey:''' That’s good. Is that just for the trial period?
 '''Chris:''' It’s you know… in general.
 '''Kacey:''' So…that’s forever?
 '''Chris:''' Prob- Likely so.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh! Well that’s great news. See? Now go get a job. You can do it. That’s awesome. I’m glad you found that out.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah… even though I pretty much have taken care of Walmart over the internet. I’m going to personally go to Target tomorrow, as well as McDonald’s, maybe Toys R Us, or maybe a place in the mall, a couple- I’m not sure a-about those other places. Yeah, I’ll definitely be going out to turn out applications tomorrow.
 '''Kacey:''' That’s good. That’s good. Um…I’m happy about that. Like what did you want to do? Like maybe, just be a door greeter or something?
 '''Chris:''' If I could, I’d like to be either a stock shelfer- a shelf stocker or a cashier. Or ev- or even.
 '''Kacey:''' [Interrupts] Oh yeah, if you stock shelves, you can work on those muscles.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, or even be, you know, just be- mopping the- just janitorial work. I’d be- I wouldn’t mind doing that.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh yeah, that’s good. I mean, th-that’s a good humble position. I hope you get it. Umm... just remember you’re going to have to listen to authority if you do that [chuckles]
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, it’s ok. I can- I can take direction as long as it’s, you know, [pause and sigh], as it’s at a certain level of forcefulness. Umm... as long as it doesn’t give the impression of major threat, something like that. But yeah, I can follow direction easily enough.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh yeah, that’s good. Well definitely good luck on that and keep me posted.
 '''Chris:''' Alright, I will. Hmm, so yah have some- a class or two today?
 '''Kacey:''' Of course I did. Yeah, I have classes Monday thru Friday
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, that’s right. Yeah you do. And then you go to work right? Yup
 '''Kacey:''' Yep. Well today I didn’t go to work. I did some laundry and some house-work.
 '''Chris:''' That’s good. [pause] That’s good to have some time to yourself. Um ('''Kacey:''' Yes) anyway, did some laundry, did some house-work… Um... didn’t you say you were living with a room-mate?
 '''Kacey:'''Ah, yes I do have room-mates. I decided dorm-life wasn’t for me.
 '''Chris:''' Oh, dorm-life? So you’re not living in a dorm?
 '''Kacey:''' Nope.
 '''Chris:''' Oh, um… Is this like… you’re living in your own house?
 '''Kacey:''' Um, we’re renting. It’s just an apartment. It’s pretty small.
 '''Chris:''' Oh. You moved, so you’re in an apartment now.
 '''Kacey:''' Ah, yeah. You know, cuz it’s the start of the semester.
 '''Chris:''' I’m sorry, what was that?
 '''Kacey:''' Cuz I moved, at the start of the semester.
 '''Chris:''' Oh you moved- oh ok. Yeah, I remember we talked earlier about you-you’re living with your room-mate and uh-b-borrowing your room-mates PS3 and whatever
 '''Kacey:''' Right.
 '''Chris:''' Like that rules out that messa- communication to your room-mate’s PS3 if you don’t have a room-mate right now [chuckles like he’s made a joke]. Well at least you still have your Wii. ('''Kacey:''' Yes) You know, we can talk through that.
 '''Kacey:''' Yes
 '''Chris:''' You know, Yeah have you updated with the recent updates? It’s an update-
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupts] No, actually I haven’t. It’s still glowing blue. I’m uh, I’m you know, I just haven’t really touch it lately, I’ve been busy.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah you know, one of the updates I’ve noticed on my Wii, I-I keep it and my Play Station 3 up to date. Y-You know in addition to the t-text messages, you can also send 10 second voice messages.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, that’s cool.
 '''Chris:''' Y-yeah, you have to have the Wii speak for that. You know, it comes with Animal Crossing, by the way, I have that.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, well I don’t. I mean, I got the game, but I didn’t get like the pack with the Wii Speak.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, You’d need the Wii Speak for ah… for the 10 second recording. [pause] Anyway, um, let me see… what else, what else. OH yeah, I, ah return Labyrinth today, but I- guess I- guess what I rented for a dollar? It ca-came into the fam-It came into the dollar section last time, I noticed, when I rented Labyrinth.
 '''Kacey:''' Ah, my other favorite movie, Dark Crystal?
 '''Chris:''' [Pause] Dark Crys- Ah no. I don’t think you mentioned Dark Crystal. If you did I might have forgotten it… Anyway, no not Dark Crystal, I rented Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus Best of Both Worlds Concert.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, cool. Hannah Montana. But yeah, you must have forgotten about Dark Crystal.
 '''Chris:''' Hmm. Yeah.
 '''Kacey:''' A-Aren’t you worried about being 27 and renting a Hannah Montana Movie though?
 '''Chris:''' Hmm, not too much. [Stutters] I-It’ll-It- not too much.
 '''Kacey:''' I mean, she is underage.
 '''Chris:''' Well, I mean, yeah, I mean, I don’t have THOSE thoughts about her, I do not. I’m serious.
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, but still. I’m just saying. You know, like me, I’m a girl, but don’t you worry about what people think when the see a 27 year old man coming up with Hannah Montana?
 '''Chris:''' I liked her music, so it’s like, I, you know, want to hear a little bit more of it. Of what I’ve heard, which isn’t very much.
 '''Kacey:'''[At a loss for words] Ah, ok well. A-as long as your comfortable with it. You know it’s just, some people would think it’s kind of gay.
 '''Chris:''' Well… [Pause] Yeah, it’s like you know… I think I’ve told you before how… It’s like I have a mind set of a younger age a-at most of the time, even though I have the body of a 20-adult. So it’s like, you know, I like to enjoy the a current young type things you know, my children will be enjoying themselves.
 '''Kacey:'''[Long pause] Well I mean, yeah, it’s good to have nostalgia and everything. Like sometimes, I’ll watch old things like Jem or Care Bears or something. But you still have to grow up. I mean, y-you know, it can’t rule your life.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, like, I should be watching more House or The Office.
 '''Kacey:''' I-If those are things you enjoy. You don’t have to do everything just because I do it.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. I-I do enjoy Seinfeld and Family Guy and… I enjoy those adult comedies.
 '''Kacey:''' That’s good.
 '''Chris:''' [Long pause] You know, I can-can’t just quote Seinfeld off the top of my head, it would have to just randomly come to me from memory. [Giggles] You know what? George always struck me as funny you know, he’s like the quirky guy that’s just, you know, being himself but yet nobody really likes him that much.
 '''Kacey:''' So do you identify with him?
 '''Chris:''' Uh yes, in like, you know, yeah, r-related to me, like similar life style and yeah fairly much so yeah I’ll-
 '''Kacey:''' [Interrupts] So, So you’re like the George Costanza of Sonichu I guess.
 '''Chris:''' [Offended] No. I had not even thought of that and the thought of that just, just does not register with me.
 '''Kacey:''' But you just said you identify with him.
 '''Chris:''' [Huffs and sighs] George Costanza of Sonichu. That’s a worse image to imagine than those, t-the retarded open mouthed [adds ‘retarded’ voice] “Hey look at me. I’m some kind of idiot” [returns to normal voice] Sonichu fan drawing somebody, I recall somebody else doing-
 '''Kacey:''' [Interrupts] What?! Ar-Ar I-It was just a joke. Are you trying to make fun of me? ('''Chris:''' No) I mean, that’s insulting.
 '''Chris:''' No. I’m not making fun of you.
 '''Kacey:''' And I mean, you can’t make fun of people like that. We’ve been through this before. What are you doing?
 '''Chris:''' No, no. I was just saying the image…of a George Costanza Sonichu, it just does not appeal to me.
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, yeah. But don’t call people retarded like that. That was uncalled for. I don’t even know where that came from.
 '''Chris:''' [Stress sigh] If you noticed on the ED page, there is a whole bunch of questionable fanart…where it’s mostly-
 '''Kacey:''' [Interrupts] Chris! I thought-I thought you didn’t like the ED page. Why do you keep telling me to go to it? I mean if all the stuff, in your life...
 '''Chris:''' [Tries to cut in but Kacey talks over him]
 '''Kacey:''' No, just stop. Stop! You talk about it all the time, you need to let it go.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I do hate it. I’m just saying, like you know, I have seen it before. I have seen it-
 '''Kacey:''' [Cuts in] Yeah, but like every other phone call you keep talking about it. “Kacey go look at it. Kacey go look at it.” I thought you didn’t want me to.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. I do not want you to look at it. I-I don’t have to talk about it. B-But I’m just saying…don’t… They just made me look stupid. Th-Those artists are just drawing those to make me look stupid
 '''Kacey:''' Whichever.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. Anyway, umm… We can talk about more pleasant things ah… Yeah. I got- umm…My tugboat came in early-um came in earlier... ah so I invested a dollar nine, I invested a little bit of it and downloaded that to a House I told you about.
 '''Kacey:''' Ok
 '''Chris:''' Season 3 episode 4 Lines in the Sand.
 '''Kacey:''' Right
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, it’s the one with the autistic child. I told you about that.
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, yeah you did. Th-There’s a lot better episodes though.
 '''Chris:''' [Sounds dejected] Hm... Though still I mean-
 '''Kacey:''' [Talks over] But House is pretty good all the way around.
 '''Chris:''' Ok, yeah, yeah. That’s good that you enjoy House. Yeah. I can enjoy- I can enjoy it more…I mean yeah, I can get into that you know-
 '''Kacey:''' [Interrupts] Well um, I see that you’ve um... favorited some new videos. Um... there’s one Anime that I actually really like. Um, so, I mean-
 '''Chris:''' Parappa the Rapper
 '''Kacey:''' Nooo, the [[wiki:Welcome to the NHK|Welcome to the NHK]].
 '''Chris:''' [Pause] Wait. Umm...
 '''Kacey:''' You don’t know what videos you favorited?
 '''Chris:''' [Pause] Hm, I put, a like you know, so like umm…. Wait, ok. Was this a recent add to my favorite list? The ah, Welcome to the N-
 '''Kacey:''' Yes!
 '''Chris:''' I don’t even remember. I do not even remember that one. I hope nobody is hacking into my pla-my youtube again.
 '''Kacey:''' Bu-But you left-
 '''Chris:''' I’ll have to take a look at that.
 '''Kacey:''' But you left a comment…I mean it’s…
 '''Chris:''' [Long pause] I do not remember that. [Small pause] Oh my god, I hope nobody’s got into my Youtube again… I’ll have to take a look at that when we finish up here.
 '''Kacey:''' No, no, I’m pretty sure everything’s ok. I mean, you left some weird comment saying that it had something to do with Christopher or something. I mean, d-do you do things that you don’t remember?
 '''Chris:''' If I, If I did, If [Stress Sigh] I don’t know.
 '''Kacey:''' I’m going to take that as a Yes.
 '''Chris:''' Well, I don’t know. I mean, if I did…and I wasn’t suppose to, and if I didn’t know it after the fact I did it... it would definitely be like, you know, I don’t know. And-
 '''Kacey:''' [Interrupts] But, uh, I guess- I guess does Christopher know?
 '''Chris:''' No, I willed him away Monday night. I have not heard from him since. I mean- I mean you were right, it was just a possession. I was being possessed… probably by a trolling site- probably by a ghost of one of the past trolls that died.
 '''Kacey:''' [Astonished] W-What?! What do you think it is?
 '''Chris:''' A-A What you told me, you know, p- I was being possessed otherwise I, otherwise yeah. I mean, I was aware, I was aware what was going on with that other guy so, yeah. It definitively was not a split personality. I mean-
 '''Kacey:''' [Talks over Chris] Well I mean, there’s a comment that, that read “I want out Christian.” So you think it’s the ghost of a troll that died? Which troll?
 '''Chris:''' I don’t know. There’s like a number, there’s like a number of them. Like I don’t… I can name two off the top of my head. Max Milvania, who posed as Julie during that Julie fiasco and then there’s Clyde Cash.
 '''Kacey:''' W-Well I mean, from what you told me… I thought Max was alive, I thought Clyde was the only one who was dead. You think it’s Clyde!
 '''Chris:''' I do-I don’t know everything. I don’t know. I’m just speaking theories right now. I don’t know for sure.
 '''Kacey:''' W-What happens if he’s still in you? Oh my gosh!
 '''Chris:''' [Stress sigh] A-Anyway… hm
 '''Kacey:''' NO! This is scary. Oh my gosh!
 '''Chris:''' [Dramatic sigh] It is scary. But anyway I-I-I wil- I willed that second guy out of my head Monday night and I have not heard from him since.
 '''Kacey:''' But I thought you talked about him the other day…I mean, are you sure? I mean, if it’s really that strong of a possession it could be tricking you. Maybe that’s why you’re going blank. I mean, you talked about this yesterday. So, you couldn’t have sworn it off on Monday.

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 '''Chris:''' [Long pause] No, I willed it away W-I-L-L.
 '''Kacey:''' Ok, you couldn’t have willed it away though cuz you were mentioning this yesterday. Ok. Well, let’s just hope that it is gone.
 '''Chris:''' [Starts stuttering] No, no, no, no, yeah we- I mean we weren’t – I mean yeah, we were talking about it yesterday. But it’s like, you know, I wasn’t sure I had willed it away completely. I wanted to make sure, like you know, by waiting, you know, a couple of days to a week before I fin- before I make a final statement around my theory of having willed it away- having will-willing that guy away was true or not.
 '''Kacey:''' Um, ok. I-I’m not quite sure that makes sense, but ok.
 '''Chris:''' It’s like you know, You want to make sure-
 '''Kacey:''' Maybe you should still see that doctor, you know?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. I’m gonna, Yeah, I’m gonna, Yeah, I’m gonna
 '''Kacey:''' Have you made an appointment? Or have you seen someone?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I made an appointment with Doctor McGovern. And ah, yeah I’m- yeah yeah. I’m going to talk to him and I’ll
 '''Kacey:''' You’re going to see him soon?
 '''Chris:''' Yes, and I’m also going to ask him about the a, about the gym membership discount.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh that’s good, that’s good. I hope you can get one.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, that, that would be good. By the way, I’ve mentioned to my mother, but not my father, about my shop, my shopping for sports bra.
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, I-I don’t think that, I’m not sure your dad would be comfortable about that.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah but, my mom, my mom was more understanding about that topic.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh? So your mom agreed?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. [Pause] She did.
 '''Kacey:''' I mean, you are older, so you don’t have to tell them anything, you don’t have to tell them everything Chris. Especially with adult decisions like that. You can’t go running around-
 '''Chris:''' [Tries to talk over Kacey] Yeah bu, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I m-I mean
 '''Kacey:''' But, I’m glad she agreed with you.
 '''Chris:''' You know, I feel- I feel like my mom should know since, you know. I’m going to start exercising-I’m going to start going out and start jogging. But then I had- I told her before about my man-boobs and my concern about them. So then there’s like, you know, I wanted to let her know that, you know, I do notice that when I move about quickly I do shake about a lot so that bothers me. So I’m in the market for a sports bra a-and she agreed with me on that.
 '''Kacey:''' Okay. Well as long as sh-she agreed.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. [Long Pause] Hmm... but yeah, shopping for vegetables. Yeah, I can definitely go to the grocery store and get more ah, get more fresh, more fresh produce instead of going out to a fast food restaurant, even though it might be a little bit more pricey.
 '''Kacey:''' Right, right. But eating healthy is like that. Um, so what kind of vegetables are you going to get?
 '''Chris:''' You know, definitely fresher salad. You said Romaine, Roman, Romaine ('''Kacey:'''Romaine Lettuce? Yeah.) Contains more than regular lettuce.
 '''Kacey:''' Right, like regular lettuce is mainly just roughage and water. Like, the best thing is Mixed Field Greens.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, Mixed Field Greens. Yeah you did mention that. Mixed Field Greens, I remember. Yeah, Mixed Field Greens or yeah salad with Romaine Lettuce. O-Ok. How about tomatoes?
 '''Kacey:''' Well, I mean, of course tomatoes are good.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, crushed tomatoes. How about-
 '''Kacey:''' Well, well I mean, just stay, just stay away from things in cans. Like, it’s ok every so often, but, um you know, there’s a lot of sodium in there. And even if you get the lower sodium kinds it’s still not as good and it doesn’t have as many nutrients.
 '''Chris:''' Well, o-ok, well st- but I’m talking about like, if I go to the grocery store and they have a little mini-salad bar where I can make my own salad. I could find- and they have like the Romaine Lettuce and then I’m just- you know individual vegetables that I could put into my salad.
 '''Kacey:''' Well, I mean, remember, just salads aren’t all you can do. You know, um...you know you could, you know, get certain types of vegetables you could cook with.
 '''Chris:''' [Pause] Yeah.
 '''Kacey:''' I mean raw is good. I mean, have you ever thought of trying tofu?
 '''Chris:''' I’ve heard of tofu, and I’m not really sure about it.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, I love tofu. I add tofu to salads. I add it to everything.
 '''Chris:''' You add tofu to your salads.
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, and you should, ah, try soy milk.
 '''Chris:''' Oh yeah, m-m-my mom and I, we drink, ahhhh, we drink soy milk.
 '''Kacey:''' OH, you already drink soy milk.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, Silk. Th-That brand of soy mil-brand of soy milk, Silk. I’m sure you’ve heard of it.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, ok.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, but my mom generally likes to get the chocolate flavored soy milk, Silk.
 '''Kacey:''' So, do you drink it a lot?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I drink it sometimes. Yeah, I could drink it more.
 '''Kacey:''' You should… Um ok, you should try to get the regular white one. You shouldn’t always get chocolate all the time.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, ok. I’ll kee- I will keep that in mind.
 '''Kacey:''' Yes.
 '''Chris:''' Ok. [Pause and Chris starts to mumble and talk under his breath] Hmm... so always eat tofu and you... You mentioned soy milk ah yeah, let’s continue on from there. What’s your next suggestion?
 '''Kacey:''' Ummm. Ok, well you should eat a lot of, let’s see here… um definitely a lot of dark leafy vegetables, like kale and collards and stuff, in moderation of course. Because those have fiber and a lot of vitamins you need.
 '''Chris:''' Hmm... Kale and Collard?
 '''Kacey:''' Collards, yeah. And mustard greens, turnip greens…
 '''Chris:''' Oh. I like turnip greens. I’ve never heard of mustard greens though.
 '''Kacey:''' Th-They all pretty much taste the same.
 '''Chris:''' Hm. Well, I used to confuse turnip greens with spinach.
 '''Kacey:''' Really? Totally different taste.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, different taste but I used to you know, because the got- th-they both just have that dark shade of green
 '''Kacey:''' Right.
 '''Chris:''' Umm.
 '''Kacey:''' But, I mean, remember Chris, I’m not a doctor or a nurse yet, I mean... you can Google these things and they’ll give you a lot of information on vegetables and stuff. J-Just remember, only eating vegetables is bad too. You need to have balance and everything.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I understand that balance. Yes, yeah so I’ll eat some fruits as well so yeah. Let’s talk about fruits. Um. I-I think you can agree, with like apples, bananas, oranges, lemons for lemonade.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh yeah, th-that… Definitely, definitely citrus fruits are good. Ah, you should try to eat grapefruit every morning.
 '''Chris:''' Hmm. Ok, yeah, grapefruit. Um, ok, I’ll, well. How about, let’s see, strawberries…?
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, berries are good too. You should eat a lot of blueberries.
 '''Chris:''' Ah, more blueberries than strawberries?
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, if you... You should eat a lot of blueberries.
 '''Chris:''' Ok. You know- you know they put ah blueberries and strawberries in McDonald’s, in they a parfait. I’m just saying.
 '''Kacey:''' Well I mean, um, you could also get those types of juices, like the natural ones. I mean they’re pretty expensive but their worth it. Like the berry goodness one’s really good and so is the green one. It’s got like kiwi… It’s got fruits and vegetables in it.
 '''Chris:''' Ah, ok, wait a minute. Juices?
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, I mean like a juice or a smoothie in the morning is good, cuz ah you don’t want ah- eat too much at breakfast but like I told you. You want to do like five little meals everyday at least.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, ok. I’ve tried smoothies… I like those. We got- we- I-you know I get a smoothie, you know, every once in a whi-once in a while we’ll get a smoothie from Sheetz. They’re pretty good. Fresh fruit smoothies. I generally like the ah-
 '''Kacey:''' Well just remember you don’t want it to be an unhealthy smoothie. Like, there’s this place in the suburbs that I like to go to and they have this health shake and it’s got like wheat germ and fruits and stuff in it and it’s got nothing, like sugary, in it. It’s really good.
 '''Chris:''' Ok. Yeah, definitely local-l-local, local smoothie shops. Yeah, can agree with you on that. I can definitely name one around here that you know, you might find next time you’re in town, unless- if you feel like it’s the same kind of place you got um [unintelligible] at lunch and I found. ('''Kacey:''' Huh?) You know the advance cards, you know the advance card that comes out like every September, aaand [starts being incoherent] sticks em out for a life, but their good for a year and it has all these discounts and whatnot?
 '''Kacey:''' Uhuh
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, but anyway, but anyway, They have one on the new one I just got. It’s called a tropical smoothie buffet, ('''Kacey:''' Uhuh), if you wanna go shopping there, Joshua introduced me to it to him. Very good wraps and smoothies there as well.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh that’s good, but um, you should also talk to your doctor about getting on a vitamin diet plan. I mean, y-you just take vitamins every day, like calcium and iron and vitamin b at least.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. Yeah, I was on vitamins for a while years, uh, a few years ago but then I… I just didn’t feel like taking them and I just stopped on that.
 '''Kacey:''' Wait. You can’t do that. I mean, that’ll hurt your body. I mean, sometimes we do need supplements.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, ok. I’m just saying, like I you know, I did- it was like this box of multiple vitamins, you know, like 30 packets and you get like one pill of each vitamin, and uh, in th-in th-in the one, in the one packet and you take those one at a time. You can find them at CVS, but I forget what the brand name is though.
 '''Kacey:''' But, ya, you know those may not be not exactly what you need, like you should talk with your doctor. You might have to get your vitamins, you know, separately and everything. Cuz some of those packs, the-they’re-they just put them there to make money. Like, you should actually go to a place that specializes in vitamins.
 '''Chris:''' Hmm. Yeah, ok. Anyway getting back to this smoothie café for a moment though. On the coupon, on the advance card it allows me ten percent off any wrap, sandwich, or smoothie.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, ok.
 '''Chris:''' That’s a good deal.
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, but you know, don’t, don’t, don’t uh, jeopardize you health just because it’s a good deal. I mean your health is worth way more than that.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah I kn-I just wanted to get that away while I had the card in my hand.
 '''Kacey:''' And besides…you know, some calcium things, they have calcium chews now. So I mean, th-there’s like so many things you can do.
 '''Chris:''' Ah, you said calcium chews?
 '''Kacey:''' Chews? Yeah. I use those.
 '''Chris:''' Ok. Yeah, calcium chew… Alright. Hmm, ah shoot. OH, yeah, Would you agree to yogurt?
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, yogurt is really good but you have to watch out with how many flavors you get cuz then that’s when they add the sugar. Um, cottage cheese and fruit would probably be better. But yogurt’s good every so often.
 '''Chris:''' Ok, well just for record though I’ve- I have actually tried cottage cheese before and I jus- and I do not like it.
 '''Kacey:''' Well, I don’t blame you, but it’s still better, I mean, you could also put it in smoothies with fruit. I mean, you could do that with yogurt too. And then you can’t taste it as much. But you’ve gotta use the plain yogurt, you don’t want the ones with added sugars.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, ok. Plain yogurt.
 '''Kacey:''' And, and some of the ones, even if they’re diet, they still, like, they still can mess you up when they have like Splenda and stuff in them.
 '''Chris:''' Ahh, what and stuff?
 '''Kacey:''' Splenda. You know, like the fake sugars.
 '''Chris:''' Splenda. Oh Splenda. Yeah.
 '''Kacey:''' It tricks your body and you shouldn’t have a lot of it.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, ok. Not a lot of Splenda. [Chuckles] Had a lot of Splenda. [Long Pause] Hmm. Ok, let me think a moment. [Long awkward pause]
 '''Kacey:''' So, anything else on your mind?
 '''Chris:''' Ok, well yeah. I’m pretty much taking in everything we talk about so far. I’m trying to think of a b- of- I’m trying to think of the a-the- a new- something new- good something new to talk about. Umm.
 '''Kacey:''' What ab- what about Sonichu? How are you doing on Sonichu?
 '''Chris:''' Oh yeah. Because, you know, I had to go downtown today with my family and social security, I was- I couldn’t get another page done today but… Yeah, yeah I’ll try to get some more pages done tomorrow.
 '''Kacey:''' Ok, that’s good.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, definitely, yeah, you know, I should keep in my mind, you know, I originally started it as a hobby so I should continue it as a hobby, I should not let the trolls try luring me down.
 '''Kacey:''' Right.
 '''Chris:''' Y-you know, their ridicules and all that. Yeah, I was just talking to Kim about, like you know, how to deal with- how to cope with the ah, stress from the trolls. You know, I-I got- Oh by the way, I should let you know, umm, I-I’m on a cell phone plan where I can talk air-time free between 9 and 6, 8, 9pm and 6am and on the weekends.
 '''Kacey:''' That sounds like every cell phone plan.
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 '''Chris:''' Hmm. But any- Yeah. Anyway after 9 o’clock, I checked my voice- I check my voice messages and de- and delete a majority of them which, you know, also where troll messages anyway. And then, you know, I get to the few incoming calls from familiar troll numbers, or otherwise stri- or otherwise restricted. And, ah, unavailable numbers, which by the way, I know Kim does not call me til the 10 o’clock hour except she said sometime between 9 and 10pm tonight?
 '''Kacey:''' Well what are you going to do if we call you anytime else?
 '''Chris:''' Hm, yeah, I do have my phone on silent and… just ignore them.
 '''Kacey:''' Bu-But what happens if-No, what happens Kim or I try to call you any other time? Like, what if it’s just to say, ‘Hey, I can’t talk to you later.’ Or something? I mean is it just because you don’t have enough minutes?
 '''Chris:''' Uh, no no. It’s just like, you know, I get too many incoming troll calls. I mean they’re coming in by the thousands, even if it’s from- I mean, you know, just the number of calls, not the number of people. I get them in the hundreds to thousands [Stutters]. I-It’s been piling up lately it’s-
 '''Kacey:''' Well, you should start blocking those numbers.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, but most of them are restricted or unavailable and you can’t and you can’t block those. If you know how, if-if you don’t know the number to block then there you go…
 '''Kacey:''' Well, technically you can but I don’t think you should if you wanna talk to us and stuff, you know?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I, Yeah I know, Yeah. And I have not been able to figure out the blocking option on my phone. I thought I was close, but I rec- but I needed a password and I do not know the four-digit password.
 '''Kacey:''' You don’t know the password on your own phone?
 '''Chris:''' Not at the current moment I do not.
 '''Kacey:''' I mean, I guess you’re just going to have to deal with them, you know?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. I’ll just, ah, listen to my messages and delete them. But anyway, you know, between you and Kim y’all work on your way on voicemail you know. Hm, I’m going to check those- I’m going to check those probably during the afternoon hours, I could. Ye- you know, yeah, you and Kim can just leave me a message on my voicemail, I’ll get it.
 '''Kacey:''' I-I guess. But you know, it-it’s just frustrating, like sometimes when, you know, like when I was at the mall and I couldn’t reach you. I mean, I don’t know, you just do whatever you feel is best.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. There’ll be-There’ll be- I feel it’ll be much better, you know, yeah, yeah, try and see if you can life the restricted thing off your phone or get a new cell phone. And th-that pretty much goes for Kim too, you know, so then I can-
 '''Kacey:''' [Interrupts] Well, you know I can’t because of my parents. So I wouldn’t bank on that anytime soon.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I know. I know but I’m just putting that out there. You could probably do it in the future, not right now. Yeah, you understand. Anyway, yeah you know, just make it so I can actually read your number and then I’ll know it’s you. Every time.
 '''Kacey:''' Right.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, but I mean like, you know, currently I’m expecting you and Kim to call me, you know, respectively during the 10 and 11 o’clock hour.
 '''Kacey:''' Well you know, we-we do have lives Chris. I mean, sometimes that’s just not going to work.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. Well you know, y’all could send me like, an e-mail, early in the day. I check my e-mail about early afternoon.
 '''Kacey:''' Ok, well that’s great, but I mean you know since we’re FRIENDS, you know, you’re going to have to make some effort too. So I mean… you know…And speaking of us being friends, Kim told me something interesting. Umm, you know this girl named Scout?
 '''Chris:''' Oh yes, yes, yes Scout, she ah-
 '''Kacey:''' Well, apparently YOU had an e-mail telling her that I wasn’t your sweetheart YET, but we were warming up to each other. What did you mean by that?
 '''Chris:''' Oh, well I was just saying…I was… [Long awkward pause] Hmm... let me think a moment… [Another long pause] I ah, um, Scout and I were gonna meet up- were eventually going to meet together and you know, hang out, but-but then it just never up.
 '''Kacey:''' That-that may be true, but that doesn’t have anything to do with what you told her. You know I’m still in love with MY Chris. You know I’m still going through a lot. So why would you tell people things like this. I mean, what did you mean by that? That we’re warming up to each other. And yet.
 '''Chris:''' I-I mean warming up to each other as-as friends.
 '''Kacey:''' You said I wasn’t your sweetheart YET. How hard is it to understand, that right now, we are friends.
 '''Chris:''' I-I understand det-
 '''Kacey:''' [Talks over Chris] Just say we’re friends. It’s like you’re trying to mold me into something, or trap me. That’s not cool. I mean what happens if ('''Chris:''' I’m sorry) we’re forever friends.
 '''Chris:''' [Pause] Hmmm.
 '''Kacey:''' I mean, what happens if I’m in love with Chris forever? I mean, what happens if, even though the circumstances are horrible, he’s my true one?
 '''Chris:''' Well… do you really feel that way right now?
 '''Kacey:''' Right now I do. And that’s why it hurts so much.
 '''Chris:''' Well, if you really want to go out and find him, I will not send you away.
 '''Kacey:''' I-I know, just yo-you- we need to be friends, Chris. You need to tell people we’re friends. You can’t plot behind my back like that.
 '''Chris:''' [Dejected] Ok. I’m sorry.
 '''Kacey:''' I mean, how hard is it say friends?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, it’s not hard. But it’s called wishful thinking…
 '''Kacey:''' I-I know but the thing is it- it’s wishful, you should keep it to yourself. I mean, if something happens, it does. But if it doesn’t, it doesn’t. The thing is that, you’ll… You just can’t do that. I mean, that’s going to make me angry and push me away. And you need to be respectful of my feelings and how much I love someone else. Even if he can’t be with me.
 '''Chris:''' [Stressful Sigh] Yeah, I understand and I’m sorry.
 '''Kacey:''' Well I hope you do, cuz you know, that just irritates me that you’re doing that behind my back.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, ok. Well I can- I can undo Scout. I think yeah Scout was pretty much the only one I told that too, at this point. I mean, it’s not like I made a YouTube video, which I did not. I can swear to God on that.
 '''Kacey:''' Well I hope not.
 '''Chris:''' I promise you I would not. [Pause] And, but yeah sure, I’ll straighten Scout out, if it’ll make you feel better.
 '''Kacey:''' It will make me feel better. It’ll make me tons better.
 '''Chris:''' Ok, I’ll send an e-mail to Scout and let her know that you and I are just friends. Yeah, I’ll straighten her out.
 '''Kacey:''' Ok.
 '''Chris:''' Ok.
 '''Kacey:''' Well, [Chris stress sighs] I’m going to go ahead and go and ('''Chris:''' Yeah) you know, I’ve got school so I will talk to you- I might be late tomorrow because I’ll be working but I’ll try to talk to you when I could.
 '''Chris:''' Ok, I understand. I-I’ll be waiting for you.
 '''Kacey:''' Ok, alright. Bye.
 '''Chris:''' Bye, talk to you later. Stay safe. Bye-bye.
 End Call

==External links==
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?4qf7pu74dgi8j9j mp3 of phonecall]

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Chris and music

2011-12-04T00:48:07Z

Shion: /* Rap */

[[Image:CWCRockin4Way.jpg|thumb|This is obviously what music is all about.]]
[[File:0776-CWCGuitar.JPG|thumb|[[Chris's Big Night Out|Sonichu's still rockin' in my head!]]]]
When it comes to '''music''', [[Chris]]'s taste is eclectic, confusing, and awe-inspring. His favorite acts range from generic, early-2000's bubblegum pop to generic rock. Pretty much everything Chris says he's a fan of comes from ''[[Guitar Hero]]'', his parents' record collection, or shit he's heard from television and film. Even then, Chris can't remember lyrics, melodies, and even [[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero|the instruments used]] in his favorite songs.

==Musical tastes==
Chris has often cited that he likes "All popular music." While it's possible that he's just giving that answer to appear cool and easygoing, he really does seem to try to listen to whatever popular opinion tells him is good. Almost every song on either of his two horrible albums was a top 40 hit at one point or another. Additionally, in a few of his [[Mumble]] chats, Chris left his radio on for the whole conversation. This means that he both enjoys the background music, and that he's totally inconsiderate to the other people in the chat.

Chris's favorite radio station is [[Wikipedia:WQMZ|Lite Rock Z95.1]] from [[Charlottesville]], which plays incredibly bland and inoffensive pop music (i.e. what you hear in a doctor's office or a store too cheap to afford Muzak). The station bills its offerings as "today's hits and yesterday's favorites, music for women."<ref>[http://www.z95.net Z95.1 homepage]</ref> Chris listens to the [[John Tesh]] radio show on 95.1, and once won a set of tickets to a [[100 2178|sporting event]] through a call-in contest.

The only artist Chris seems to really idolize is [[Britney Spears]]. There is virtually no doubt that this is more because she's hot than because he appreciates her (alleged) musical talent. In his date with [[Emily]], he claims to like Louis Armstrong, but he's never mentioned the man since, so it was probably just an effort to look like a [[Bob|sophisticated jazz-listener]].

If his Rhapsody account (seen below) is any indication, almost everything Chris listens to has been in a ''Guitar Hero'' or [[Sonic]] game. This adds yet more [[Fat|weight]] to the theory that Chris is spoon-fed pop culture from [[PS3| video games]] and ''[[Family Guy]]''.

Also, keeping with the theme of liking things that most people his age are unaware of (such as the lesser-known ''[[Ghostbusters]]'' series or ''[[American Rabbit]]'') or would not enjoy (such as ''[[Red Skelton]]'', ''[[I Love Lucy]]'' or ''[[Thurston Howell III|Gilligan's Island]]''), Chris has twice referenced [[Wikipedia:Billy Joel|Billy Joel]]'s 1985 track "[[Wikipedia:You're Only Human (Second Wind)|You're Only Human (Second Wind)]]," an extremely dated, upbeat mid-'80s pop song written specifically to stop teenagers from [[Ryan Cash|killing themselves]]. To date, Chris has referenced the song in a [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|YouTube video]] where he says [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|shitting your pants]] from [[stress]] isn't a big deal, and again when [[Mailbag 6|asked]] by a fan whether he'd ever had thoughts of suicide. Chris replied, with no elaboration, that he had [[Lie|"a lot to live for"]] and told the fan to go listen to the song.

Chris has also expressed a fondness for the [[Wikipedia:Insane Clown Posse|Insane Clown Posse]], releasing two videos ([[Hello, Juffalo]] and [[JuggaloShoutOut]]) in which he paints his face and talks about being a [[Wikipedia:Juggalo|Juggalo]]. Since fans of ICP are usually idiotic, [[Chris and Health|out-of-shape]], [[Ruckersville, VA|white-trash]] dumbasses who believe themselves to be outcasts of society, it is easy to understand why becoming a Juggalo would appeal to Chris.

==YouTube background music==
Towards the fall of 2009, Chris began to include popular songs as background music in a number of his [[YouTube]] videos. Some videos, such as [[SHE IS MINE NOW]], featured [[Wikipedia:Aerosmith|Aerosmith]] in the background, possibly in a sad attempt to appear intimidating and hardcore. For [[30 Push-Ups|videos]] showing off his [[I AM STRONG|athletic prowess]], Chris favored "[[Wikipedia:Eye of the Tiger|Eye of the Tiger]]" by Survivor. In light of Chris's virulent hatred of [[homos]], this is a somewhat ironic choice, given the extraordinarily homoerotic overtones of both the training sequences in ''Rocky III'' and Survivor's own music video for the song. For [[For Kacey from CWC|videos]] intended to express his heartfelt love for [[Kacey]], Chris employed REO Speedwagon's power ballad "Can't Fight This Feeling."

==Singing==

{{Quote|...and when singing I can have a Frank Sinatra or Bing Crosby flavor.|Chris, [[Sonichu Girls#Introduction|being sadly mistaken]].}}

[[Image:CWCGUITARHERO.jpg|thumb|right|"You've seen life through distorted eyes,
 You know you had to learn,
 The execution of your mind,
 You really had to turn"]]

It is impossible to overstate how terrible of a singer Chris is. It's also impossible to overstate [[Chris and reality|how deluded Chris is]] about his ability to sing. He's so deluded, in fact, when trying to confront [[Liquid]] via artistic competition, he created the [[SingStar Challenge]], and lost spectacularly.

Despite claiming to have a "deep bass voice", Chris's voice is unusually high-pitched, and often louder than appropriate. He also tends to speak in an [[Autism|odd, emotionless monotone]]. These issues with his voice become even more obvious when he tries to sing. In both his [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] albums, he doesn't actually "sing" so much as desperately yell over the track in an attempt to drown out the actual words of the song (as he never bothers to look up karaoke/instrumental only versions of anything he sings). This is painfully obvious when he attempts to sing [[Sonichu's Zip]], a song that uses "Sonic Drive," the ''Japanese'' theme song of the anime ''[[Sonic]] X'', where the entire song devolves into screaming gibberish. When he does try to actually vary his voice away from the standard monotone, it becomes very obvious that Chris is almost completely tone-deaf. His [[Speech Impediment|voice goes up and down]] with little regard to the background music, or even the original artist he's shouting over. He barely manages to carry a tune on [[I Got A Fish]], though. If Chris could sing at all, his voice type would be at best a [[wikipedia:Spieltenor|spieltenor]] (used for comical roles) pushing towards [[wikipedia:countertenor|countertenor]], and completely outside the bass range that he deludes himself into thinking he has.

Chris also has a lot of trouble with timing. While the songs he's written usually do a pretty good job matching the originals, Chris often falls behind or rushes ahead of the music he's chosen. This could probably be avoided if he took the time to practice, but practice would be work, and work is something Chris just doesn't do. Because of this, he's terrible at remembering the actual words to the song he's singing. The only part he tends to know is the chorus of the song, likely because the repetition makes it the only part of the song he pays attention to. This doesn't stop him from attempting to make up his own lyrics, although most of the time this just him mumbling incoherent nonsense before pausing to wait for the chorus to repeat. The look of dull panic on his face is priceless.

===A capella===
In the [[Official Videobooks]], Chris will occasionally break out into ''a capella'' renditions of what we can only assume is supposed to be Sonichu's theme music. These bizarre freestyle musical interludes drive home exactly how childish Chris is. There's something uniquely terrifying about a 28 year old man (who looks like he's 45) showing us his Sonic/Pokémon crossover and shouting "dun dun dun." Chris also occasionally does this in his normal videos. He also performed a poor rendition of "The Final Countdown" while showing us that he can still [[Clyde is Weaker than Water|pick up a chair]].

Despite his frequent use of this vocal technique, Chris clearly doesn't understand the full meaning of the word. During the [[PaRappa the Rapper Contest]], a frequent source of [[rage]] from Chris was the "music" in the background of [[Adam Stackhouse]]'s video. However, since the music was simple beatboxing, it would be considered ''a capella'' by most.

===Rap===
With the success of artists like [[Wikipedia:Eminem|Eminem]] and [[Wikipedia:Jedi Mind Tricks|Jedi Mind Tricks]], plus the odd continued existence of [[Wikipedia:Nerdcore|nerdcore]], white guys rapping on [[YouTube]] is not unheard of. [[CChanSonichuCWC|Some of these individuals]] demonstrate impressive [[SHE IS MINE NOW#MC CWC responds|talent]] in their ability to flow on a beat. Christian is not among them.

Of course, his most notable foray into rap is his entry for the PaRappa Contest. While his motivations and the drama it caused are covered extensively in that article, the video itself is characterized by a complete lack of rhythm or flow. The result sounds sort of like a Muppet slurring his words together and randomly shouting.

Before he starts the song in earnest, Chris does a little bit of freestyling in the beginning. Needless to say, it's not promising:

{{Quote|I have a [[PSP]] and she don't/So give me the PSP, unwrap the wrapper/So I can give one to her, and then we can play together!|Chris, almost rhyming.}}

This was nothing compared to a [[Re to Chris No 2 - SHE IS MINE NOW#Video|later foray]] into the genre. Playing Aerosmith in the background instead of a breakbeat, Chris basically just shouts a lot of random short sentences with no regard as to how they flow, or if they even rhyme at all.

{{Quote|You just a dang dummy!/And you still chicken, you's a dang coward!/You wanna come fight me/Come fight me in person/Come out from behind the camera you fool|Chris, "rapping"}}

In [[December 2009]], Chris would [[Hello, Juffalo|rap once again]] to Insane Clown Posse side project [[Wikipedia:Dark Lotus|Dark Lotus]]. As usual, he made no attempt to learn the lyrics and appears to be reading them off a piece of paper with inappropriate effect. During a portion of the video he mumbles to himself, rocking back and forth and fondling his ample breasts not once, but twice. He also refers to himself as a [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Juffalo ''Juffalo''], a term apparently used by Insane Clown Posse aficionados to describe the noncommittal poseurs who aren't good enough to fully appreciate the world of clown-related rap.

Two days prior to this he made another [[IPods Down and Listen Up|awful freestyle rap]]. The point of this is unclear, although he apparently visited a doctor, who suggested that he take over-the-counter vitamins. He likens the effects of these vitamins to Viagra, and then compares himself to a tiger who would rape a panther to produce tiger-panther cubs. Yeah...

==Instruments==

[[Image:CWCGitarPlaying2.jpg|thumb|**clickclickclick**. It's like I'm playing real guitar, y'all!]]

[[Image:295.jpg|thumb|The [only] other musical instrument Chris is good at.]]

{{quote|I would play my ax on the Wii; getting the high scores, scored better, real play for my benefit. | [[Blanca]], acting as a proxy for Chris to espouse his flawed beliefs on music}}

Chris seems to have a very tenuous grasp on what constitutes a musical instrument. Notably, in several videos, Chris tends to treat his [[Gitar of Fail]] like it's a real instrument. This seems outright foolish, even for Chris, until you consider his mindset. All of Chris's [[Sonichu|"creations"]] are copies of other things, yet are still [[Chris and Copyright|somehow completely original.]] So by "playing" someone else's song on ''Guitar Hero'', his autistic mindset dictates that he is actually playing the song. Go ahead and try to wrap your head around this doublethink.

As further proof of his madness, Chris equated Liquid's actual musical skill to him playing ''Guitar Hero'', to such a degree that he felt it necessary to outlaw both in the [[SingStar Challenge]].

{{quote|I got the idea of the challenge from him COPYING me playing Boston's "More Than A Feeling" on Guitar Hero on his old Wooden Nickel; if he wants to copy on Guitar, he may as well be challenged in a Sing-Off.|Chris, [[Katie Bay E-mails 3|blowing the minds of guitarists of all talent levels]]}}

{{quote|-NO MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS, real or Guitar Hero/Rock Band/Rock Revolution, etc is to be visible in ANY VIDEO.| Chris, inspiring the hatred of people who like music everywhere}}

It is also telling that not only does Chris lack any sense of pitch in singing, but with melodies in general. This is evidenced in the [[The_24th_Wedding_Anniversary_Special#Part_1|Wedding Anniversary Special]], where he claims to be playing the original theme to [[Sonic the Hedgehog]], but ends up with some wildly unrecognizable tune that only vaguely resembles the Sonic theme rhythmically. This proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that Chris is actually tone-deaf, instead of simply lacking in vocal skills. This may be a symptom of autism, as subtleties in tone and intonation indicating emotional and social cues are beyond his grasp.

==Recording tech==
Chris's idea of accompaniment is putting the original song playing on the background using his [[PS3]] and the near-$1,000 [[Sony]] LCD HDTV, and the most expensive speakers his [[monthly tugboat|boat]] could tug in, while he sings with his unique voice. The singing, of course, is dutifully recorded with the long-suffering [[PSEye]] camera. The implications are staggering:

* There's always a huge quality loss when music is played on speaker and then re-recorded from a distance, because the acoustics of the room distort the sound and the air itself blocks low and high frequencies, leaving you with only a distorted fraction of the original sound. Chris, of course, believes that everything he does is perfect on the first try and never has to be redone, just like his art.

* The original lyrics are still on the song. At least on one occasion, Chris even screwed up harder than this, and got a cover of "Never Gonna Give You Up" from ''Family Guy'', clobbered by dialogue and other sounds.<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 24th, 2008]]</ref> While lyrics often can't always be removed from a mixed song entirely, it's at least worth a shot trying lyrics removal software. Or, it might pay to look for an instrumental version or an instrumental cover.

* When you have one go and one microphone to record everything, there's no way to correct the errors if you flub anything. The result is obviously perfect... who are we kidding?

Chris is, of course, unaware of the incredible leaps and bounds that music recording has advanced in recent years, and hasn't noticed that there are plenty of good multitrack sound editors available for free. Many come with lyrics removal plugins.

Chris also demands this sort of weird screwy setup from ''others''; one might assume, for example, that the Brown-Striped One, with actual musical talent, would have more technical know-how on how to record music properly, but the SingStar Challenge was done on Chris's strange terms.

==Sources==
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==See also==
*[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (band)]]
*[[Gitar of Fail]]
*''[[Guitar Hero]]''
*[[List of Chris's Rhapsody.com downloads]]

==External links==
* [http://www.mediafire.com/?j3wnmyzctwn A list of Chris's MyCokeRewards Rhapsody purchases] (Note that those within "index[[Clyde Cash|GREGG]]bought.html" were, obviously, purchased by trolls who had hijacked the account.)

{{Chris and}}

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2011-12-03T22:42:12Z

Shion:

I know it's coping class, but it's also fucking High School.