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2018 Sales Listings

2018-05-11T17:52:43Z

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This page lists the stuff Chris offered for sale in [[2018]]. In addition, he also sold Sonichu comics printed through [[Lulu]] via [[Patreon]].

{| class="wikitable"
|Month
|Sales (based on when item was listed)
|-
|January
|$850
|-
|February
|$390
|-
|March
|$625
|-
|April
|$2,265
|}

==January==
===Pokemon binders===
{{see also|C-Log 01312018 - Selling my Older Pokémon Cards for my mother’s teeth}}

====Chris Chan’s Very First Pokemon Card With Companion Autographed Nintendo Power====
*Listed: 31 [[January 2018]], as Buy It Now
*Price: $150, free shipping

*Sold: 31 January

{{quotebox|Hey, y’all. I’m selling off my old Pokémon TCG Card Collection to help with my mother’s dental work. This is the Very First Pokemon Card I Ever got, a Base Set Charmeleon that came with my copy of Volume 118 Of [[Nintendo Power]] Magazine. What you see is what you get; see my [[YouTube]] video, “C-Log 01312018” for further details. This is Personally Certified and Verified; it will be shipped in a bubble envelope. The Magazine is personally autographed, and complete with the original address label from when I received it in February, [[1999]].

Thank You.

International Shipping is okay with this listing.}}

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====Collection Of Old Promo Pokemon Cards From Chris Chan, Herself ====
*Listed: 31 January 2018, as Buy It Now
*Price: $200, $3.50 Standard shipping

*Sold: 31 January

{{quotebox|Hey, everyone. I am selling my old [[Pokémon]] Card Collection for my mother’s dental work. This is my Promo Card Binder, with various Promo Cards, and extra bonuses. See [[C-Log 01312018 - Selling my Older Pokémon Cards for my mother’s teeth|my YouTube video, “C-Log 01312018”]] for further details; what you see is what you get. Binder, card pages and sleeves are included.

Thank you.

No international shipping.}}

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====lot of 150+ old rare pokemon cards from Chris Chan, Herself ====
*Listed: 31 January 2018, as Buy It Now
*Price: $700, $5.15 Standard shipping
*Reduced to $500 on 3 February

*Sold: 3 February

{{quotebox|From me, personally, here is more than 150 of my old Pokémon TCG Cards and Bonus items. The Binder, Card pages and sleeves are included; what you see is what you get. All of them are Real; the collection goes up to Legendary Collection Expansion.

I am selling this to help with my mother’s needed dental work. See my video on YouTube “C-Log 01312018” for more details.

Thank you.

No international shipping.}}

==February==
===Binder of UFS cards===
*Listed: 3 February 2018, as Buy It Now
*Price: $300, $10 Standard shipping
*Sold: 7 February 2018 for $150, $10 Standard shipping

{{quotebox|

Hi, Again! I have more Cards to sell, this time of Universal Fighting Series ([[Soulcalibur]], [[CWC Fighter|Street Fighter]], Tekken and [[Wikipedia:Darkstalkers|Darkstalkers]]); more funds for [[Barb|my mother]]’s dental work and other related expenses. This binder has More than 200 Cards Included; what you see is what you get, and more; All Real Cards. Binder, card pages and sleeves are included.

Thank you.

No International Shipping with this binder.}}

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===Trashed [[Sonichu 14]] pages===
*Listed: 22 February 2018, as Buy It Now
*Price: $100

*Sold: 22 February

{{quotebox|Hey, y’all. Christine Chandler here with yet another Special Offer! I accidentally spilled some acrylic paint onto my book 14 cover and page drawings. I shall trace and redraw them, but I am selling the stained art, complete with certificate of authenticity. Real Collectable! :)}}

===Pile of bootleg games===
[[File:FakeEmerald.jpg|thumb|150px]]
Pokemon LeafGreen
*Listed 27 February, as Buy It Now (6 available)
*Price: $20.29 + $2.50 Standard Shipping
*Sold: all copies

Pokemon Emerald
*Listed 27 February, as Buy It Now
*Price: $20.00 + $2.50 Standard Shipping
*Sold: 27 February

{{quotebox|Selling a few copies of Pokémon LeafGreen that I was gifted some time ago. They all have been checked and passed for full functionalities, and any past save data was erased from each of them. To help my mother and I some more, please. Thank you. :)}}

[[File:Lucas Williams gifted Chris 25 bootleg video games.png|thumb|150px]]
''Note: Chris acquired the games from a [[ween]] who was gullible enough to believe that Chris needed money for grocery bills during the Financhu Crisis and thus sent him a set of 25 Pokemon games to resell. Chris found the package in the hoard two years later.''

''it should also be noted that Chris claimed each game was "checked and passed", and save data had been erased. He may be fully aware that some (or all) of the games are bootlegs''

==March==
===Sailor Moon ticket===
[[File:SailorMoonTickets.png|thumb|150px]]

*Listed 6 March, as Buy It Now
*Price: $15, free shipping
*Chris cancelled the auction on 20 March, three days after the show.

{{quotebox|Ticket For Sailor Moon The Musical At Alamo Drafthouse Theater

Winchester, VA, USA

I was going to see this movie with my friends, but we found a theater closer to our location that will also be showing it. And I can’t get a refund for this ticket; purchased it online. It is for Row 4, Seat 1; this is an awesome show. Please help me out. Full ticket will be sent via private message after sale. Thank you.}}

''Note: The show is for 17 March, yet Chris set the eBay listing to end on 5 April. Chris had purchased an aisle seat and the seat next to it was still available, putting into question Chris's claim about wanting to see the show with friends. It's very possible he met [[Gal Pal|someone]] who was also going to the show but had a closer seat, even though some places, if the seating is open, may allow goers to take a closer seat. He also says he will be going to a showing closer to Ruckersville, even though all current locations for the musical are only slightly closer/way farther than Winchester, meaning Chris will drive 1.5-2 hours just to see a screening (not live) of a Sailor Moon show''

''It should also be noted that only two seats at this time (3-10, 6:52 PM CST) are taken that are "closer" to the stage- Row 2 seats 8 and 9- even though all the seats are the exact same price of 15 dollars. It should also be noted its far away from other people- the front row and the handicap row behind are clear''

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===Cole's comic collection===
{{see also|Selling Vintage Comic Books (Cole Smithey’s Comic Books)}}

*Listed: 14 March, eBay
*Sold:

{| class="wikitable"
|Issue sold
|Price
|-
|DC Super Stars Teen Titans #1
|$15
|-
|DC The Original Swamp Thing Saga #1
|$20
|-
|Army at War #1
|$10
|-
|Batman #273
|$10
|-
|Rima, the Jungle Girl #1
|$20
|-
|Marvel Treasury Edition Special: 2001 A Space Odyssey #1
|$20
|-
|Shazam! #1
|$50
|-
|DC Tor The Caveman #1
|$10
|-
|Famous 1st Edition Wonder Woman #1
|$30
|-
|Beowulf #1
|$10
|-
|Batman #289
|$15
|-
|Stalker #1
|$10
|-
|Man-Bat #1
|$10
|-
|Claw The Unconquered #1
|$10
|-
|Blitzkrieg #1
|$25
|-
|Dynamic Classics #1
|$10
|-
|DC Man-Bat #2
|$10
|-
|Battle Classics #1
|$10
|-
|Shade, the Changing Man #5
|$10
|-
|Star Hunters #1
|$10
|-
|DC Secret Origins #1
|$15
|-
|The Shadow #1
|$15
|-
|Secret Society of Super-Villains #1
|$15
|-
|Sherlock Holmes #1
|$15
|Total
|$375
|}

''Issues starting from Blitzkrieg #1 were sold in April.''

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Shazam! #1 (Feb 1973, DC)
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Marvel Treasury Edition Special: 2001 A Space Odyssey #1
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Secret Society of Super-Villains #1 (May-Jun 1976, DC)
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Marvel Treasury Edition #8 Giant Holiday Grab-Bag 1975
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Famous 1st Edition Wonder Woman #1 DC #F-6
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Marvel Treasury Edition #9 Giant Superhero Team-Up
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Shade, the Changing Man #1 (Jun-Jul 1977, DC)
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Batman #273 (Mar 1976, DC)
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Sherlock Holmes #1 (Sep-Oct 1975, DC)
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Shade, the Changing Man #5 (Feb-Mar 1978, DC)
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DC The Sandman #1
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DC Super Stars Teen Titans #1
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Batman #289 (Jul 1977, DC)
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DC The Original Swamp Thing Saga #1
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DC Man-Bat #2 1976
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Battle Classics #1 (Sep-Oct 1978, DC)
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Dynamic Classics #1 (Sep-Oct 1978, DC)
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Rima, the Jungle Girl #1 (Apr-May 1974, DC)
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The Shadow #1 (Oct-Nov 1973, DC)
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Man-Bat #1 (Dec 1975-Jan 1976, DC)
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DC Secret Origins #1
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Claw The Unconquered #1 VG+ Chan Origin and 1st Appearance Claw Sword & Sorcery
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DC Tor The Caveman #1
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Star Hunters #1 (Oct-Nov 1977, DC)
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DC Strange Sports #1
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Stalker #1 (Jun-Jul 1975, DC)
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Beowulf #1 (Apr-May 1975, DC)
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Blitzkrieg #1 (Jan-Feb 1976, DC)
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===Lot of 17 PS2 games===
*Listed: 15 March, on Facebook Marketplace
*Price: $200

{{quotebox|[[File:Lot of PS2 games for $200.jpg ‎|200px]]

Love little stack of PS2 games, featuring Inuyasha, Transformers, Sonic Mega Collection Plus, PaRappa 2, Taiko Drum Master, Crash Tag Team Racing, Kingdom Hearts, ATHF Zombie Ninja Pro-Am, Aeon Flux, The Guy Game, Family Guy, Rygar, DDR Extreme, Klonoa 2, Tekken TAG Tournament, Movile Suit Gundam and Dark Cloud. Not selling Individually or breaking the lot; not taking lower than the asking price.}}

===Pokéwalker===
*Listed: 22 March
*Price: $100, $3.50 shipping
*Sold: 23 March

{{quotebox|[[File:Pokewalker ebay 2018.jpg‎|200px]]

[[Pokéwalker of Fail|S-Chu Ball Custom-painted Pokewalker NEW BATTERY Pokemon DS Heartgold SoulSilver]]

Owned And Used By Christine Weston Chandler

Hey, y’all. This is my own PokeWalker with custom painting on the front to make it look like an S-Chu Ball from my “Sonichu” book series. There is no game included, but it still has a Spikey-Ear Pichu on it. Its battery has just been replaced. My signature is on the back panel, it includes a personal Certificate of Authenticity, and will be sent in a bubble envelope. A Lovely One-Of-A-Kind Item from Myself, the Author and Chronicler of Sonichu, personally. Complete with attached KK Slider Charm.

Even without a HeartGold or SoulSilver game, this item is still fun to play the mini-games with.}}

===Game Boy w/ Tetris===
*Listed: 27 March
*Price: $150
*Sold: 27 March

{{quotebox|Christine Weston Chandler Nintendo Game Boy Launch Edition Gray Handheld System

Yet another TREASURE to Fully Enjoy; owned by me since 1989, auotographed, (batteries will not be included in shipment), and complete with the very same copy of TETRIS it came packaged with. It Was a Christmas Present. It will be shipped in a small box. And Personal Certificate Of Authenticity WILL Be included. For IMMEDIATE SALE. Thank You.}}

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==April==
===More of Cole's stuff===
====Rocket illustration poster====
*Listed: 5 April
*Price: $100. Lowered to $50 on 14 April.

{{quotebox|Cole Smithey’s Model Flight Rocket Sequence Project Poster

A Lovely Poster written and drawn by Cole and his partner in school. Comes complete with Certificate of Authenticity signed by me and our mother.}}

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====School papers, awards====
*Listed: 5 April
*Price: $200. Reduced to $150 on 6 April. Lowered to $50 on 14 April.
*Sold: 17 April

{{quotebox|Assortment Of Cole Smithey’s School Papers And Such

A collection of Cole Smithey’s handwritten reports, short stories and other things. What you see is what you get. Comes complete with Certificate of Authenticity signed by me and our mother.}}

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====KISS folder====
*Listed: 5 April
*Price: $200
*Reduced to $150 on 6 April
*Sold on 7 April

{{quotebox|Cole Smithey’s KISS Folder With KISS Memorabilia

Collection of assorted KISS Memorabilia and drawings from and owned by Cole Smithey. Comes complete with Certificate of Authenticity signed by me and our mother.}}

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====September 1976 Disney Magazine====
*Listed: 5 April
*Price: $50. Lowered to $25 on 14 April.
{{quotebox|Vintage Disney September 1976 Magazine, owned by Cole Smithey. Comes complete with Certificate of Authenticity signed by me and our mother.}}

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====Lot of 28 Army at War comics====
*Listed: 9 April
*Price: $280. Reduced to $200 on 9 April. Lowered to $150 on 14 April, again to $100 on 21 April.
*Sold: 25 April

{{quotebox|This is all of the remaining “Army At War” Comic Books owned by Joseph Cole Smithey; 28 books in all. This is a LOT Sale; No Individual Book sales will happen from this listing, whatsoever. Books included are Numbers 295, 327, 313, 312, 277, 278, 279, 280, 281, 282, 283, 286, 290, 291, 292, 239, 238, 294, 265, 293, 274, 275, 276, 270, 240, 241, 273, 266, and 253. Each and every book is legitimate as they were all purchased back in the 1970’s, comes in a comic book bag and cardboard backing, and an individual Certificate of Authenticity for each of them signed by our mother and I. For Immediate Sale. Thank you.}}

===Art 101 Building Artist Set MISP===
*Listed: 5 April
*Price: $20
{{quotebox|What you see is what you get in this Art Set; Mint I’m Sealed Package.}}

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===Custom Wiimote===
*Listed: 9 April
*Price: $150. Lowered to $100 on 9 April
*Sold: 13 April

{{quotebox|Christine Chandler’s wiimote with motion plus and nunchuck- Custom Painted

Personally owned and painted by me, this is my [[Wiimote]] with attachable joystick for cross pad, USB rechargeable battery, Motion Plus attachment, silicone cozy, Nunchuck and Nunchuck Caddy attachment. And a personal Certificate of Authenticity will be included as well.}}

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===Lesbian pride flag===
*Listed: 10 April
*Price: $100
*Sold: 10 April

{{quotebox|Lesbian Pride Flag, Owned By Christine Weston Chandler

My Lesbian Pride Flag; I’ve owned and displayed this flag proudly for a more than a couple of years now. Complete with fresh autograph on the edge. Certificate of Authenticity will be included with the flag, and it will be shipped, folded, in a sealed bubble envelope.}}

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===Korean church Bible===
*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $200
*Chris cancelled the listing after realizing he did not have another copy of the Bible.

{{quotebox|Christine Weston Chandler’s NIV Compact Thinline Bible 1996 Leather Bound Cover

With Prayer Pouch And Rock Symbolizing God-Foundation

Personally presented to me by the reverend of the Korean Cannan Church in 2000 for my High School Graduation. This Bible has seen a number of reads and visits to the church with me. Also included with the Bible is a Prayer Pouch and a Rock of God, given to me years later by Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church. With my old name, and my present name in personal Autograph, with a personal Certificate of Authenticity to be included as well. This will totally be a lovely collectible and reference to Christianity for anyone.}}

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===Teal hair color===
[[File:Hair color Overtone.jpg|thumb|200px]]

*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $25, 5 available. Lowered to $15 on 15 April.
*All sold by 21 April

{{quotebox|I am totally changing my [[hair]] colour to a dark blue, so I’m selling my leftover, unopened and unused Teal Colour Conditioner. Colour your hair as I did for a while. Be Tealfully Proud like I was. Gloves are not required for applying the conditioner in the shower; be sure you apply it after your regular shampoo and conditioner, and make caring for your hair come First before washing the rest of your body. I enjoy a daily shower with Irish Spring Soap, Garnier Fructise Paraban-Free Shampoos and Conditiners, and water. Rinse off your Colour conditioner Only after finishing washing your body and face, or five minutes after applying it into your hair. And try to keep your Colour-conditioned hair from getting hit by the water before the time is proper to rinse it out, for Best colourful results.}}

===Transformers===
Chris originally offered these to have his signatures. He then removed them and took new photos for the listings, following fan feedback that the signatures were devaluing the toys<ref>[[April 2018 social media posts]]</ref>

====Commemorative - Series IV, Prowl====
*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $150. Lowered to $100 on 15 April.
*Sold: 22 April

====G1 Soundwave====
*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $100. Lowered to $50 on 15 April, then to $30 on 17 April.
*Sold: 18 April

====G1 - Blaster====
*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $100. Lowered to $50 on 15 April, then to $30 on 17 April.
*Sold: 22 April

====G1 Sandstorm====
*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $100. Lowered to $50 on 15 April, then to $30 on 17 April.
*Sold: 26 April

====G1 Breakdown====
*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $25
*Sold: 15 April

====G1 Octane====
*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $100. Lowered to $50 on 15 April, then to $30 on 17 April.

====G1 - Astrotrain====
*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $100. Lowered to $50 on 15 April, then to $30 on 17 April.
*Sold: 23 April

====G1 Battletrap====
*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $100. Lowered to $50 on 15 April.
*Sold: 27 April

====Heroes Of Cybertron Megatron====
*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $150. Lowered to $50 on 15 April.
*Sold: 26 April

====Cybertron Galvatron====
*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $150. Lowered to $50 on 15 April.

====Animated Grimlock====
*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $100. Lowered to $50 on 15 April, then to $30 on 17 April.

====Armada Cheetor====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30
*Sold: 27 April

====Beast Wars Transmetals Cheetor====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30, lowered to $20 on 8 May
*Sold: 8 May

====Cybertron Vector Prime====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30
*Sold: 17 April

====Armada Starscream====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30
*Sold: 17 April

====G1 Siverbolt====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30
*Sold: 17 April

====G1 Tracks====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30

====G1 Crosshairs====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30

====G1 Sureshot====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30

====G2 Sideswipe====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30

====G2 Jazz====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30
*Sold: 22 April

====Beast Wars Transmetal Tarantulas====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30
*Sold: 17 April

====Beast Wars Transmetal Rattrap====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30

====G1 Kup====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30, lowered to $20 on 8 May
*Sold: 8 May

====G2 Inferno====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $50

====G1 Jetfire====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $50
*Sold: 22 April

====G2 Megatron====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $50

====G1 Pretender Bumblebee====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $50

====Animated Sentinel Prime====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $20

====G1 Motormaster====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30

====Animated Starscream====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30
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===Rare Vintage Bandai Gobots Combiner Puzzler 100% Complete===
*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $100.

{{quotebox|This is my Complete Six-Piece Combiner from GoBots: Puzzler; a personal Certificate of Authenticity will be included with the set. Face has been missing from police car bot for years.}}

===[[Amnyfest Ring]]===
*listed: 14 April
*Price: $1,000, then raised to $10,000. The next morning, he halved it to $5,000, then set it back to $1,000.
*Shipping: $5
*Chris cancelled the listing on 15 April. Ebay notes the action as, "This listing was ended by the seller because the item is no longer available." During a [[Twitch]] stream on 17 April, Chris mentioned that he had sold the ring off-site and had thus pulled the listing.

{{quotebox|Here you are, AN Ultimate Collectible: my Class Ring. Made from white gold, housing an Amethyst birth stone with a galaxy cut on top and a rainbow cut on the bottom for visual effect (or what’s left of one), with my initials engraved inside the ring. Custom made by Herriff Jones jewelry. Comes complete with Personal Certificate of Authenticity. Ring size: 7.<ref>http://archive.is/kgXSp The Amnyfest ring listing</ref>}}

On Twitter, a fan advised, "Don't sell that, Chris... It's the source of your power!." Chris replied:

{{quotebox|No, the ring is not the source of my power. My power source is inside me, behind where my Medallion hangs over. Yet, I still require my Medallion, so the ring is for sale.}}

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===Wii U fit meter===
*Listed: 18 April
*Price: $100

{{quotebox|[[File:Wii U fit meter.jpg|thumb|200px]]

This is my personal Wii U Fit Meter, Complete with my own Mii saved onto it; no game required for a wear on your waistline or bra to measure and count the number of steps you’ve taken. Follow in my steps for More than 10,000 Speed-Walking steps per day. Comes complete with Personal Certificate of Authenticity from me, Christine Weston Chandler.

Act NOW on buying my Fit Meter, and get a Bonus: the last bottle of Teal Overtone I emptied, Autographed.}}

===Lot of 32 porn drawings===
*Listed: 23 April<ref>https://archive.fo/HlhRt</ref>
*Price: $1,000
*Sold: 24 April<ref>http://archive.is/KAUen</ref>
*The original listing had been pulled within a few hours, apparently due to reports as eBay does not allow people to sell pornography drawings (unless put in the correct categories, which Chris did not do).

However, on 24 April, a fan on Twitter, @FFEMemberLukas, expressed interest in buying the art:

{{quoteboxgreen|@CWCSonichu im willing to pay the 1,000$ for the drawings, please repost them on ebay or esty so i can}}

Chris replied:

{{quotebox|I can’t relist them; eBay is against that. I sent you a direct message, Lukas.}}

Lukas insisted on a working link, so Chris then quietly relisted the drawings as "Artsfor lukas," and it quickly sold. Lukas gave credit to Twitter user @sxvxnd for giving him ideas on buying the set.

The listing included the cut-up remains of [[shecameforcwc]]. Note how most of the art is censored as well (including Chris's man-nips)

{{quotebox|I am selling off, as a lot, all 32 of my past and recently-drawn porn drawings I drew personally over the years, including all of the pieces of the torn up “She Came For CWC” drawing in an envelope. Go ahead, you Pervs! You know you Want to pay Large for this lot directly from me. No Certificate of Authenticity will be included, because All of these drawings only bring me feeling ashamed of myself from my past. No Negotiations and No Returns.}}

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==May==
===Extra Sonichu license plate===
*Listed: 2 May
*Price: $350
*removed from EBay

{{quotebox|[[File:Sonichu license plate for sale.jpg |thumb|200px]]
Virginia “Sonichu” License plate -Christine Weston Chandler

This is an extra Virginia-State “Sonichu” License Plate of mine. I’ve had a few license plates stolen from my car over the years, and had to buy new ones. Anyway, this one is autographed and complete with Certificate of Authenticity.}}

===Celebrity Visit From Christine Weston Chandler ===
*Listed: 8 May
*Price: $500
*Chris cancelled the listing about May 9 for unknown reasons. He later put the listing back up the same day. Chris once again takes the listing down on May 10 or 11
{{quotebox|Hey! Who wants a Celebrity Experience with Christine Weston Chandler?! This is the Once-In-A-Lifetime Opportunity to HAVE ME OVER! But price of my presence and company isn’t cheap (gas money is a factor). But Pay Now, and I Will Make the Road Trip on Over and hang out with you for up to an hour or so!

*Offer is Limited to Residents in the States of Virginia, Washington DC, North Carolina, Tennessee, West Virginia and Maryland. Terms of the visit are subject to serious negotiation and communication.}}

===Apple iPhone 6s - 64GB - Silver (Unlocked) Christine Weston Chandler’s===
*Listed: 8 May
*Price: $350, later slashed to $300 the next day

{{quotebox|I just managed to upgrade my iPhone from 6s to 8s for free, so I cleared out and I am selling the old one. It is Silver with 64GB capacity and Siri, complete with New, from the new package, stereo earbuds, USB to Lightning Pin Cable and USB Wall Charger. Also, a personally used durable casing for the iPhone. Autographed on the back, personally.

**Pre-Loaded with matching Wallpapers for Lock and Home Screens in the Photos section, and a Certificate of Authenticity will be included.}}

==References==
<references/>
{{BusinessList}}

2018 Sales Listings

2018-05-11T17:50:55Z

Shipper Of Heart: /* Celebrity Visit From Christine Weston Chandler */

{{ongoing}}

This page lists the stuff Chris offered for sale in [[2018]]. In addition, he also sold Sonichu comics printed through [[Lulu]] via [[Patreon]].

{| class="wikitable"
|Month
|Sales (based on when item was listed)
|-
|January
|$850
|-
|February
|$390
|-
|March
|$625
|-
|April
|$2,265
|}

==January==
===Pokemon binders===
{{see also|C-Log 01312018 - Selling my Older Pokémon Cards for my mother’s teeth}}

====Chris Chan’s Very First Pokemon Card With Companion Autographed Nintendo Power====
*Listed: 31 [[January 2018]], as Buy It Now
*Price: $150, free shipping

*Sold: 31 January

{{quotebox|Hey, y’all. I’m selling off my old Pokémon TCG Card Collection to help with my mother’s dental work. This is the Very First Pokemon Card I Ever got, a Base Set Charmeleon that came with my copy of Volume 118 Of [[Nintendo Power]] Magazine. What you see is what you get; see my [[YouTube]] video, “C-Log 01312018” for further details. This is Personally Certified and Verified; it will be shipped in a bubble envelope. The Magazine is personally autographed, and complete with the original address label from when I received it in February, [[1999]].

Thank You.

International Shipping is okay with this listing.}}

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====Collection Of Old Promo Pokemon Cards From Chris Chan, Herself ====
*Listed: 31 January 2018, as Buy It Now
*Price: $200, $3.50 Standard shipping

*Sold: 31 January

{{quotebox|Hey, everyone. I am selling my old [[Pokémon]] Card Collection for my mother’s dental work. This is my Promo Card Binder, with various Promo Cards, and extra bonuses. See [[C-Log 01312018 - Selling my Older Pokémon Cards for my mother’s teeth|my YouTube video, “C-Log 01312018”]] for further details; what you see is what you get. Binder, card pages and sleeves are included.

Thank you.

No international shipping.}}

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====lot of 150+ old rare pokemon cards from Chris Chan, Herself ====
*Listed: 31 January 2018, as Buy It Now
*Price: $700, $5.15 Standard shipping
*Reduced to $500 on 3 February

*Sold: 3 February

{{quotebox|From me, personally, here is more than 150 of my old Pokémon TCG Cards and Bonus items. The Binder, Card pages and sleeves are included; what you see is what you get. All of them are Real; the collection goes up to Legendary Collection Expansion.

I am selling this to help with my mother’s needed dental work. See my video on YouTube “C-Log 01312018” for more details.

Thank you.

No international shipping.}}

==February==
===Binder of UFS cards===
*Listed: 3 February 2018, as Buy It Now
*Price: $300, $10 Standard shipping
*Sold: 7 February 2018 for $150, $10 Standard shipping

{{quotebox|

Hi, Again! I have more Cards to sell, this time of Universal Fighting Series ([[Soulcalibur]], [[CWC Fighter|Street Fighter]], Tekken and [[Wikipedia:Darkstalkers|Darkstalkers]]); more funds for [[Barb|my mother]]’s dental work and other related expenses. This binder has More than 200 Cards Included; what you see is what you get, and more; All Real Cards. Binder, card pages and sleeves are included.

Thank you.

No International Shipping with this binder.}}

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===Trashed [[Sonichu 14]] pages===
*Listed: 22 February 2018, as Buy It Now
*Price: $100

*Sold: 22 February

{{quotebox|Hey, y’all. Christine Chandler here with yet another Special Offer! I accidentally spilled some acrylic paint onto my book 14 cover and page drawings. I shall trace and redraw them, but I am selling the stained art, complete with certificate of authenticity. Real Collectable! :)}}

===Pile of bootleg games===
[[File:FakeEmerald.jpg|thumb|150px]]
Pokemon LeafGreen
*Listed 27 February, as Buy It Now (6 available)
*Price: $20.29 + $2.50 Standard Shipping
*Sold: all copies

Pokemon Emerald
*Listed 27 February, as Buy It Now
*Price: $20.00 + $2.50 Standard Shipping
*Sold: 27 February

{{quotebox|Selling a few copies of Pokémon LeafGreen that I was gifted some time ago. They all have been checked and passed for full functionalities, and any past save data was erased from each of them. To help my mother and I some more, please. Thank you. :)}}

[[File:Lucas Williams gifted Chris 25 bootleg video games.png|thumb|150px]]
''Note: Chris acquired the games from a [[ween]] who was gullible enough to believe that Chris needed money for grocery bills during the Financhu Crisis and thus sent him a set of 25 Pokemon games to resell. Chris found the package in the hoard two years later.''

''it should also be noted that Chris claimed each game was "checked and passed", and save data had been erased. He may be fully aware that some (or all) of the games are bootlegs''

==March==
===Sailor Moon ticket===
[[File:SailorMoonTickets.png|thumb|150px]]

*Listed 6 March, as Buy It Now
*Price: $15, free shipping
*Chris cancelled the auction on 20 March, three days after the show.

{{quotebox|Ticket For Sailor Moon The Musical At Alamo Drafthouse Theater

Winchester, VA, USA

I was going to see this movie with my friends, but we found a theater closer to our location that will also be showing it. And I can’t get a refund for this ticket; purchased it online. It is for Row 4, Seat 1; this is an awesome show. Please help me out. Full ticket will be sent via private message after sale. Thank you.}}

''Note: The show is for 17 March, yet Chris set the eBay listing to end on 5 April. Chris had purchased an aisle seat and the seat next to it was still available, putting into question Chris's claim about wanting to see the show with friends. It's very possible he met [[Gal Pal|someone]] who was also going to the show but had a closer seat, even though some places, if the seating is open, may allow goers to take a closer seat. He also says he will be going to a showing closer to Ruckersville, even though all current locations for the musical are only slightly closer/way farther than Winchester, meaning Chris will drive 1.5-2 hours just to see a screening (not live) of a Sailor Moon show''

''It should also be noted that only two seats at this time (3-10, 6:52 PM CST) are taken that are "closer" to the stage- Row 2 seats 8 and 9- even though all the seats are the exact same price of 15 dollars. It should also be noted its far away from other people- the front row and the handicap row behind are clear''

{{clear}}

===Cole's comic collection===
{{see also|Selling Vintage Comic Books (Cole Smithey’s Comic Books)}}

*Listed: 14 March, eBay
*Sold:

{| class="wikitable"
|Issue sold
|Price
|-
|DC Super Stars Teen Titans #1
|$15
|-
|DC The Original Swamp Thing Saga #1
|$20
|-
|Army at War #1
|$10
|-
|Batman #273
|$10
|-
|Rima, the Jungle Girl #1
|$20
|-
|Marvel Treasury Edition Special: 2001 A Space Odyssey #1
|$20
|-
|Shazam! #1
|$50
|-
|DC Tor The Caveman #1
|$10
|-
|Famous 1st Edition Wonder Woman #1
|$30
|-
|Beowulf #1
|$10
|-
|Batman #289
|$15
|-
|Stalker #1
|$10
|-
|Man-Bat #1
|$10
|-
|Claw The Unconquered #1
|$10
|-
|Blitzkrieg #1
|$25
|-
|Dynamic Classics #1
|$10
|-
|DC Man-Bat #2
|$10
|-
|Battle Classics #1
|$10
|-
|Shade, the Changing Man #5
|$10
|-
|Star Hunters #1
|$10
|-
|DC Secret Origins #1
|$15
|-
|The Shadow #1
|$15
|-
|Secret Society of Super-Villains #1
|$15
|-
|Sherlock Holmes #1
|$15
|Total
|$375
|}

''Issues starting from Blitzkrieg #1 were sold in April.''

{{collapsible
|Images of Cole's comics|
Shazam! #1 (Feb 1973, DC)
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Marvel Treasury Edition Special: 2001 A Space Odyssey #1
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Secret Society of Super-Villains #1 (May-Jun 1976, DC)
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Marvel Treasury Edition #8 Giant Holiday Grab-Bag 1975
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Famous 1st Edition Wonder Woman #1 DC #F-6
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Marvel Treasury Edition #9 Giant Superhero Team-Up
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Shade, the Changing Man #1 (Jun-Jul 1977, DC)
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Batman #273 (Mar 1976, DC)
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Sherlock Holmes #1 (Sep-Oct 1975, DC)
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Shade, the Changing Man #5 (Feb-Mar 1978, DC)
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DC The Sandman #1
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DC Super Stars Teen Titans #1
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Batman #289 (Jul 1977, DC)
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DC The Original Swamp Thing Saga #1
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DC Man-Bat #2 1976
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Battle Classics #1 (Sep-Oct 1978, DC)
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Dynamic Classics #1 (Sep-Oct 1978, DC)
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Rima, the Jungle Girl #1 (Apr-May 1974, DC)
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The Shadow #1 (Oct-Nov 1973, DC)
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Man-Bat #1 (Dec 1975-Jan 1976, DC)
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DC Secret Origins #1
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Claw The Unconquered #1 VG+ Chan Origin and 1st Appearance Claw Sword & Sorcery
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DC Tor The Caveman #1
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Star Hunters #1 (Oct-Nov 1977, DC)
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DC Strange Sports #1
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Stalker #1 (Jun-Jul 1975, DC)
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Beowulf #1 (Apr-May 1975, DC)
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Blitzkrieg #1 (Jan-Feb 1976, DC)
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}}

===Lot of 17 PS2 games===
*Listed: 15 March, on Facebook Marketplace
*Price: $200

{{quotebox|[[File:Lot of PS2 games for $200.jpg ‎|200px]]

Love little stack of PS2 games, featuring Inuyasha, Transformers, Sonic Mega Collection Plus, PaRappa 2, Taiko Drum Master, Crash Tag Team Racing, Kingdom Hearts, ATHF Zombie Ninja Pro-Am, Aeon Flux, The Guy Game, Family Guy, Rygar, DDR Extreme, Klonoa 2, Tekken TAG Tournament, Movile Suit Gundam and Dark Cloud. Not selling Individually or breaking the lot; not taking lower than the asking price.}}

===Pokéwalker===
*Listed: 22 March
*Price: $100, $3.50 shipping
*Sold: 23 March

{{quotebox|[[File:Pokewalker ebay 2018.jpg‎|200px]]

[[Pokéwalker of Fail|S-Chu Ball Custom-painted Pokewalker NEW BATTERY Pokemon DS Heartgold SoulSilver]]

Owned And Used By Christine Weston Chandler

Hey, y’all. This is my own PokeWalker with custom painting on the front to make it look like an S-Chu Ball from my “Sonichu” book series. There is no game included, but it still has a Spikey-Ear Pichu on it. Its battery has just been replaced. My signature is on the back panel, it includes a personal Certificate of Authenticity, and will be sent in a bubble envelope. A Lovely One-Of-A-Kind Item from Myself, the Author and Chronicler of Sonichu, personally. Complete with attached KK Slider Charm.

Even without a HeartGold or SoulSilver game, this item is still fun to play the mini-games with.}}

===Game Boy w/ Tetris===
*Listed: 27 March
*Price: $150
*Sold: 27 March

{{quotebox|Christine Weston Chandler Nintendo Game Boy Launch Edition Gray Handheld System

Yet another TREASURE to Fully Enjoy; owned by me since 1989, auotographed, (batteries will not be included in shipment), and complete with the very same copy of TETRIS it came packaged with. It Was a Christmas Present. It will be shipped in a small box. And Personal Certificate Of Authenticity WILL Be included. For IMMEDIATE SALE. Thank You.}}

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==April==
===More of Cole's stuff===
====Rocket illustration poster====
*Listed: 5 April
*Price: $100. Lowered to $50 on 14 April.

{{quotebox|Cole Smithey’s Model Flight Rocket Sequence Project Poster

A Lovely Poster written and drawn by Cole and his partner in school. Comes complete with Certificate of Authenticity signed by me and our mother.}}

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====School papers, awards====
*Listed: 5 April
*Price: $200. Reduced to $150 on 6 April. Lowered to $50 on 14 April.
*Sold: 17 April

{{quotebox|Assortment Of Cole Smithey’s School Papers And Such

A collection of Cole Smithey’s handwritten reports, short stories and other things. What you see is what you get. Comes complete with Certificate of Authenticity signed by me and our mother.}}

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====KISS folder====
*Listed: 5 April
*Price: $200
*Reduced to $150 on 6 April
*Sold on 7 April

{{quotebox|Cole Smithey’s KISS Folder With KISS Memorabilia

Collection of assorted KISS Memorabilia and drawings from and owned by Cole Smithey. Comes complete with Certificate of Authenticity signed by me and our mother.}}

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====September 1976 Disney Magazine====
*Listed: 5 April
*Price: $50. Lowered to $25 on 14 April.
{{quotebox|Vintage Disney September 1976 Magazine, owned by Cole Smithey. Comes complete with Certificate of Authenticity signed by me and our mother.}}

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====Lot of 28 Army at War comics====
*Listed: 9 April
*Price: $280. Reduced to $200 on 9 April. Lowered to $150 on 14 April, again to $100 on 21 April.
*Sold: 25 April

{{quotebox|This is all of the remaining “Army At War” Comic Books owned by Joseph Cole Smithey; 28 books in all. This is a LOT Sale; No Individual Book sales will happen from this listing, whatsoever. Books included are Numbers 295, 327, 313, 312, 277, 278, 279, 280, 281, 282, 283, 286, 290, 291, 292, 239, 238, 294, 265, 293, 274, 275, 276, 270, 240, 241, 273, 266, and 253. Each and every book is legitimate as they were all purchased back in the 1970’s, comes in a comic book bag and cardboard backing, and an individual Certificate of Authenticity for each of them signed by our mother and I. For Immediate Sale. Thank you.}}

===Art 101 Building Artist Set MISP===
*Listed: 5 April
*Price: $20
{{quotebox|What you see is what you get in this Art Set; Mint I’m Sealed Package.}}

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===Custom Wiimote===
*Listed: 9 April
*Price: $150. Lowered to $100 on 9 April
*Sold: 13 April

{{quotebox|Christine Chandler’s wiimote with motion plus and nunchuck- Custom Painted

Personally owned and painted by me, this is my [[Wiimote]] with attachable joystick for cross pad, USB rechargeable battery, Motion Plus attachment, silicone cozy, Nunchuck and Nunchuck Caddy attachment. And a personal Certificate of Authenticity will be included as well.}}

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===Lesbian pride flag===
*Listed: 10 April
*Price: $100
*Sold: 10 April

{{quotebox|Lesbian Pride Flag, Owned By Christine Weston Chandler

My Lesbian Pride Flag; I’ve owned and displayed this flag proudly for a more than a couple of years now. Complete with fresh autograph on the edge. Certificate of Authenticity will be included with the flag, and it will be shipped, folded, in a sealed bubble envelope.}}

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===Korean church Bible===
*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $200
*Chris cancelled the listing after realizing he did not have another copy of the Bible.

{{quotebox|Christine Weston Chandler’s NIV Compact Thinline Bible 1996 Leather Bound Cover

With Prayer Pouch And Rock Symbolizing God-Foundation

Personally presented to me by the reverend of the Korean Cannan Church in 2000 for my High School Graduation. This Bible has seen a number of reads and visits to the church with me. Also included with the Bible is a Prayer Pouch and a Rock of God, given to me years later by Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church. With my old name, and my present name in personal Autograph, with a personal Certificate of Authenticity to be included as well. This will totally be a lovely collectible and reference to Christianity for anyone.}}

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===Teal hair color===
[[File:Hair color Overtone.jpg|thumb|200px]]

*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $25, 5 available. Lowered to $15 on 15 April.
*All sold by 21 April

{{quotebox|I am totally changing my [[hair]] colour to a dark blue, so I’m selling my leftover, unopened and unused Teal Colour Conditioner. Colour your hair as I did for a while. Be Tealfully Proud like I was. Gloves are not required for applying the conditioner in the shower; be sure you apply it after your regular shampoo and conditioner, and make caring for your hair come First before washing the rest of your body. I enjoy a daily shower with Irish Spring Soap, Garnier Fructise Paraban-Free Shampoos and Conditiners, and water. Rinse off your Colour conditioner Only after finishing washing your body and face, or five minutes after applying it into your hair. And try to keep your Colour-conditioned hair from getting hit by the water before the time is proper to rinse it out, for Best colourful results.}}

===Transformers===
Chris originally offered these to have his signatures. He then removed them and took new photos for the listings, following fan feedback that the signatures were devaluing the toys<ref>[[April 2018 social media posts]]</ref>

====Commemorative - Series IV, Prowl====
*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $150. Lowered to $100 on 15 April.
*Sold: 22 April

====G1 Soundwave====
*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $100. Lowered to $50 on 15 April, then to $30 on 17 April.
*Sold: 18 April

====G1 - Blaster====
*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $100. Lowered to $50 on 15 April, then to $30 on 17 April.
*Sold: 22 April

====G1 Sandstorm====
*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $100. Lowered to $50 on 15 April, then to $30 on 17 April.
*Sold: 26 April

====G1 Breakdown====
*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $25
*Sold: 15 April

====G1 Octane====
*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $100. Lowered to $50 on 15 April, then to $30 on 17 April.

====G1 - Astrotrain====
*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $100. Lowered to $50 on 15 April, then to $30 on 17 April.
*Sold: 23 April

====G1 Battletrap====
*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $100. Lowered to $50 on 15 April.
*Sold: 27 April

====Heroes Of Cybertron Megatron====
*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $150. Lowered to $50 on 15 April.
*Sold: 26 April

====Cybertron Galvatron====
*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $150. Lowered to $50 on 15 April.

====Animated Grimlock====
*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $100. Lowered to $50 on 15 April, then to $30 on 17 April.

====Armada Cheetor====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30
*Sold: 27 April

====Beast Wars Transmetals Cheetor====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30, lowered to $20 on 8 May
*Sold: 8 May

====Cybertron Vector Prime====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30
*Sold: 17 April

====Armada Starscream====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30
*Sold: 17 April

====G1 Siverbolt====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30
*Sold: 17 April

====G1 Tracks====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30

====G1 Crosshairs====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30

====G1 Sureshot====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30

====G2 Sideswipe====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30

====G2 Jazz====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30
*Sold: 22 April

====Beast Wars Transmetal Tarantulas====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30
*Sold: 17 April

====Beast Wars Transmetal Rattrap====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30

====G1 Kup====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30, lowered to $20 on 8 May
*Sold: 8 May

====G2 Inferno====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $50

====G1 Jetfire====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $50
*Sold: 22 April

====G2 Megatron====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $50

====G1 Pretender Bumblebee====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $50

====Animated Sentinel Prime====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $20

====G1 Motormaster====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30

====Animated Starscream====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30
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===Rare Vintage Bandai Gobots Combiner Puzzler 100% Complete===
*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $100.

{{quotebox|This is my Complete Six-Piece Combiner from GoBots: Puzzler; a personal Certificate of Authenticity will be included with the set. Face has been missing from police car bot for years.}}

===[[Amnyfest Ring]]===
*listed: 14 April
*Price: $1,000, then raised to $10,000. The next morning, he halved it to $5,000, then set it back to $1,000.
*Shipping: $5
*Chris cancelled the listing on 15 April. Ebay notes the action as, "This listing was ended by the seller because the item is no longer available." During a [[Twitch]] stream on 17 April, Chris mentioned that he had sold the ring off-site and had thus pulled the listing.

{{quotebox|Here you are, AN Ultimate Collectible: my Class Ring. Made from white gold, housing an Amethyst birth stone with a galaxy cut on top and a rainbow cut on the bottom for visual effect (or what’s left of one), with my initials engraved inside the ring. Custom made by Herriff Jones jewelry. Comes complete with Personal Certificate of Authenticity. Ring size: 7.<ref>http://archive.is/kgXSp The Amnyfest ring listing</ref>}}

On Twitter, a fan advised, "Don't sell that, Chris... It's the source of your power!." Chris replied:

{{quotebox|No, the ring is not the source of my power. My power source is inside me, behind where my Medallion hangs over. Yet, I still require my Medallion, so the ring is for sale.}}

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===Wii U fit meter===
*Listed: 18 April
*Price: $100

{{quotebox|[[File:Wii U fit meter.jpg|thumb|200px]]

This is my personal Wii U Fit Meter, Complete with my own Mii saved onto it; no game required for a wear on your waistline or bra to measure and count the number of steps you’ve taken. Follow in my steps for More than 10,000 Speed-Walking steps per day. Comes complete with Personal Certificate of Authenticity from me, Christine Weston Chandler.

Act NOW on buying my Fit Meter, and get a Bonus: the last bottle of Teal Overtone I emptied, Autographed.}}

===Lot of 32 porn drawings===
*Listed: 23 April<ref>https://archive.fo/HlhRt</ref>
*Price: $1,000
*Sold: 24 April<ref>http://archive.is/KAUen</ref>
*The original listing had been pulled within a few hours, apparently due to reports as eBay does not allow people to sell pornography drawings (unless put in the correct categories, which Chris did not do).

However, on 24 April, a fan on Twitter, @FFEMemberLukas, expressed interest in buying the art:

{{quoteboxgreen|@CWCSonichu im willing to pay the 1,000$ for the drawings, please repost them on ebay or esty so i can}}

Chris replied:

{{quotebox|I can’t relist them; eBay is against that. I sent you a direct message, Lukas.}}

Lukas insisted on a working link, so Chris then quietly relisted the drawings as "Artsfor lukas," and it quickly sold. Lukas gave credit to Twitter user @sxvxnd for giving him ideas on buying the set.

The listing included the cut-up remains of [[shecameforcwc]]. Note how most of the art is censored as well (including Chris's man-nips)

{{quotebox|I am selling off, as a lot, all 32 of my past and recently-drawn porn drawings I drew personally over the years, including all of the pieces of the torn up “She Came For CWC” drawing in an envelope. Go ahead, you Pervs! You know you Want to pay Large for this lot directly from me. No Certificate of Authenticity will be included, because All of these drawings only bring me feeling ashamed of myself from my past. No Negotiations and No Returns.}}

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==May==
===Extra Sonichu license plate===
*Listed: 2 May
*Price: $350
*Sold: 2 May

{{quotebox|[[File:Sonichu license plate for sale.jpg |thumb|200px]]
Virginia “Sonichu” License plate -Christine Weston Chandler

This is an extra Virginia-State “Sonichu” License Plate of mine. I’ve had a few license plates stolen from my car over the years, and had to buy new ones. Anyway, this one is autographed and complete with Certificate of Authenticity.}}

===Celebrity Visit From Christine Weston Chandler ===
*Listed: 8 May
*Price: $500
*Chris cancelled the listing about May 9 for unknown reasons. He later put the listing back up the same day. Chris once again takes the listing down on May 10 or 11
{{quotebox|Hey! Who wants a Celebrity Experience with Christine Weston Chandler?! This is the Once-In-A-Lifetime Opportunity to HAVE ME OVER! But price of my presence and company isn’t cheap (gas money is a factor). But Pay Now, and I Will Make the Road Trip on Over and hang out with you for up to an hour or so!

*Offer is Limited to Residents in the States of Virginia, Washington DC, North Carolina, Tennessee, West Virginia and Maryland. Terms of the visit are subject to serious negotiation and communication.}}

===Apple iPhone 6s - 64GB - Silver (Unlocked) Christine Weston Chandler’s===
*Listed: 8 May
*Price: $350, later slashed to $300 the next day

{{quotebox|I just managed to upgrade my iPhone from 6s to 8s for free, so I cleared out and I am selling the old one. It is Silver with 64GB capacity and Siri, complete with New, from the new package, stereo earbuds, USB to Lightning Pin Cable and USB Wall Charger. Also, a personally used durable casing for the iPhone. Autographed on the back, personally.

**Pre-Loaded with matching Wallpapers for Lock and Home Screens in the Photos section, and a Certificate of Authenticity will be included.}}

==References==
<references/>
{{BusinessList}}

2018 Sales Listings

2018-05-10T16:24:04Z

Shipper Of Heart: /* Celebrity Visit From Christine Weston Chandler */

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This page lists the stuff Chris offered for sale in [[2018]]. In addition, he also sold Sonichu comics printed through [[Lulu]] via [[Patreon]].

{| class="wikitable"
|Month
|Sales (based on when item was listed)
|-
|January
|$850
|-
|February
|$390
|-
|March
|$625
|-
|April
|$2,265
|}

==January==
===Pokemon binders===
{{see also|C-Log 01312018 - Selling my Older Pokémon Cards for my mother’s teeth}}

====Chris Chan’s Very First Pokemon Card With Companion Autographed Nintendo Power====
*Listed: 31 [[January 2018]], as Buy It Now
*Price: $150, free shipping

*Sold: 31 January

{{quotebox|Hey, y’all. I’m selling off my old Pokémon TCG Card Collection to help with my mother’s dental work. This is the Very First Pokemon Card I Ever got, a Base Set Charmeleon that came with my copy of Volume 118 Of [[Nintendo Power]] Magazine. What you see is what you get; see my [[YouTube]] video, “C-Log 01312018” for further details. This is Personally Certified and Verified; it will be shipped in a bubble envelope. The Magazine is personally autographed, and complete with the original address label from when I received it in February, [[1999]].

Thank You.

International Shipping is okay with this listing.}}

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====Collection Of Old Promo Pokemon Cards From Chris Chan, Herself ====
*Listed: 31 January 2018, as Buy It Now
*Price: $200, $3.50 Standard shipping

*Sold: 31 January

{{quotebox|Hey, everyone. I am selling my old [[Pokémon]] Card Collection for my mother’s dental work. This is my Promo Card Binder, with various Promo Cards, and extra bonuses. See [[C-Log 01312018 - Selling my Older Pokémon Cards for my mother’s teeth|my YouTube video, “C-Log 01312018”]] for further details; what you see is what you get. Binder, card pages and sleeves are included.

Thank you.

No international shipping.}}

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====lot of 150+ old rare pokemon cards from Chris Chan, Herself ====
*Listed: 31 January 2018, as Buy It Now
*Price: $700, $5.15 Standard shipping
*Reduced to $500 on 3 February

*Sold: 3 February

{{quotebox|From me, personally, here is more than 150 of my old Pokémon TCG Cards and Bonus items. The Binder, Card pages and sleeves are included; what you see is what you get. All of them are Real; the collection goes up to Legendary Collection Expansion.

I am selling this to help with my mother’s needed dental work. See my video on YouTube “C-Log 01312018” for more details.

Thank you.

No international shipping.}}

==February==
===Binder of UFS cards===
*Listed: 3 February 2018, as Buy It Now
*Price: $300, $10 Standard shipping
*Sold: 7 February 2018 for $150, $10 Standard shipping

{{quotebox|

Hi, Again! I have more Cards to sell, this time of Universal Fighting Series ([[Soulcalibur]], [[CWC Fighter|Street Fighter]], Tekken and [[Wikipedia:Darkstalkers|Darkstalkers]]); more funds for [[Barb|my mother]]’s dental work and other related expenses. This binder has More than 200 Cards Included; what you see is what you get, and more; All Real Cards. Binder, card pages and sleeves are included.

Thank you.

No International Shipping with this binder.}}

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===Trashed [[Sonichu 14]] pages===
*Listed: 22 February 2018, as Buy It Now
*Price: $100

*Sold: 22 February

{{quotebox|Hey, y’all. Christine Chandler here with yet another Special Offer! I accidentally spilled some acrylic paint onto my book 14 cover and page drawings. I shall trace and redraw them, but I am selling the stained art, complete with certificate of authenticity. Real Collectable! :)}}

===Pile of bootleg games===
[[File:FakeEmerald.jpg|thumb|150px]]
Pokemon LeafGreen
*Listed 27 February, as Buy It Now (6 available)
*Price: $20.29 + $2.50 Standard Shipping
*Sold: all copies

Pokemon Emerald
*Listed 27 February, as Buy It Now
*Price: $20.00 + $2.50 Standard Shipping
*Sold: 27 February

{{quotebox|Selling a few copies of Pokémon LeafGreen that I was gifted some time ago. They all have been checked and passed for full functionalities, and any past save data was erased from each of them. To help my mother and I some more, please. Thank you. :)}}

[[File:Lucas Williams gifted Chris 25 bootleg video games.png|thumb|150px]]
''Note: Chris acquired the games from a [[ween]] who was gullible enough to believe that Chris needed money for grocery bills during the Financhu Crisis and thus sent him a set of 25 Pokemon games to resell. Chris found the package in the hoard two years later.''

''it should also be noted that Chris claimed each game was "checked and passed", and save data had been erased. He may be fully aware that some (or all) of the games are bootlegs''

==March==
===Sailor Moon ticket===
[[File:SailorMoonTickets.png|thumb|150px]]

*Listed 6 March, as Buy It Now
*Price: $15, free shipping
*Chris cancelled the auction on 20 March, three days after the show.

{{quotebox|Ticket For Sailor Moon The Musical At Alamo Drafthouse Theater

Winchester, VA, USA

I was going to see this movie with my friends, but we found a theater closer to our location that will also be showing it. And I can’t get a refund for this ticket; purchased it online. It is for Row 4, Seat 1; this is an awesome show. Please help me out. Full ticket will be sent via private message after sale. Thank you.}}

''Note: The show is for 17 March, yet Chris set the eBay listing to end on 5 April. Chris had purchased an aisle seat and the seat next to it was still available, putting into question Chris's claim about wanting to see the show with friends. It's very possible he met [[Gal Pal|someone]] who was also going to the show but had a closer seat, even though some places, if the seating is open, may allow goers to take a closer seat. He also says he will be going to a showing closer to Ruckersville, even though all current locations for the musical are only slightly closer/way farther than Winchester, meaning Chris will drive 1.5-2 hours just to see a screening (not live) of a Sailor Moon show''

''It should also be noted that only two seats at this time (3-10, 6:52 PM CST) are taken that are "closer" to the stage- Row 2 seats 8 and 9- even though all the seats are the exact same price of 15 dollars. It should also be noted its far away from other people- the front row and the handicap row behind are clear''

{{clear}}

===Cole's comic collection===
{{see also|Selling Vintage Comic Books (Cole Smithey’s Comic Books)}}

*Listed: 14 March, eBay
*Sold:

{| class="wikitable"
|Issue sold
|Price
|-
|DC Super Stars Teen Titans #1
|$15
|-
|DC The Original Swamp Thing Saga #1
|$20
|-
|Army at War #1
|$10
|-
|Batman #273
|$10
|-
|Rima, the Jungle Girl #1
|$20
|-
|Marvel Treasury Edition Special: 2001 A Space Odyssey #1
|$20
|-
|Shazam! #1
|$50
|-
|DC Tor The Caveman #1
|$10
|-
|Famous 1st Edition Wonder Woman #1
|$30
|-
|Beowulf #1
|$10
|-
|Batman #289
|$15
|-
|Stalker #1
|$10
|-
|Man-Bat #1
|$10
|-
|Claw The Unconquered #1
|$10
|-
|Blitzkrieg #1
|$25
|-
|Dynamic Classics #1
|$10
|-
|DC Man-Bat #2
|$10
|-
|Battle Classics #1
|$10
|-
|Shade, the Changing Man #5
|$10
|-
|Star Hunters #1
|$10
|-
|DC Secret Origins #1
|$15
|-
|The Shadow #1
|$15
|-
|Secret Society of Super-Villains #1
|$15
|-
|Sherlock Holmes #1
|$15
|Total
|$375
|}

''Issues starting from Blitzkrieg #1 were sold in April.''

{{collapsible
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Shazam! #1 (Feb 1973, DC)
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Marvel Treasury Edition Special: 2001 A Space Odyssey #1
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Secret Society of Super-Villains #1 (May-Jun 1976, DC)
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Marvel Treasury Edition #8 Giant Holiday Grab-Bag 1975
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Famous 1st Edition Wonder Woman #1 DC #F-6
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Marvel Treasury Edition #9 Giant Superhero Team-Up
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Shade, the Changing Man #1 (Jun-Jul 1977, DC)
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Batman #273 (Mar 1976, DC)
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Sherlock Holmes #1 (Sep-Oct 1975, DC)
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Shade, the Changing Man #5 (Feb-Mar 1978, DC)
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DC The Sandman #1
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DC Super Stars Teen Titans #1
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Batman #289 (Jul 1977, DC)
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DC The Original Swamp Thing Saga #1
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DC Man-Bat #2 1976
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Battle Classics #1 (Sep-Oct 1978, DC)
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Dynamic Classics #1 (Sep-Oct 1978, DC)
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Rima, the Jungle Girl #1 (Apr-May 1974, DC)
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The Shadow #1 (Oct-Nov 1973, DC)
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Man-Bat #1 (Dec 1975-Jan 1976, DC)
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DC Secret Origins #1
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Claw The Unconquered #1 VG+ Chan Origin and 1st Appearance Claw Sword & Sorcery
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DC Tor The Caveman #1
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Star Hunters #1 (Oct-Nov 1977, DC)
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DC Strange Sports #1
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Stalker #1 (Jun-Jul 1975, DC)
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Beowulf #1 (Apr-May 1975, DC)
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Blitzkrieg #1 (Jan-Feb 1976, DC)
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}}

===Lot of 17 PS2 games===
*Listed: 15 March, on Facebook Marketplace
*Price: $200

{{quotebox|[[File:Lot of PS2 games for $200.jpg ‎|200px]]

Love little stack of PS2 games, featuring Inuyasha, Transformers, Sonic Mega Collection Plus, PaRappa 2, Taiko Drum Master, Crash Tag Team Racing, Kingdom Hearts, ATHF Zombie Ninja Pro-Am, Aeon Flux, The Guy Game, Family Guy, Rygar, DDR Extreme, Klonoa 2, Tekken TAG Tournament, Movile Suit Gundam and Dark Cloud. Not selling Individually or breaking the lot; not taking lower than the asking price.}}

===Pokéwalker===
*Listed: 22 March
*Price: $100, $3.50 shipping
*Sold: 23 March

{{quotebox|[[File:Pokewalker ebay 2018.jpg‎|200px]]

[[Pokéwalker of Fail|S-Chu Ball Custom-painted Pokewalker NEW BATTERY Pokemon DS Heartgold SoulSilver]]

Owned And Used By Christine Weston Chandler

Hey, y’all. This is my own PokeWalker with custom painting on the front to make it look like an S-Chu Ball from my “Sonichu” book series. There is no game included, but it still has a Spikey-Ear Pichu on it. Its battery has just been replaced. My signature is on the back panel, it includes a personal Certificate of Authenticity, and will be sent in a bubble envelope. A Lovely One-Of-A-Kind Item from Myself, the Author and Chronicler of Sonichu, personally. Complete with attached KK Slider Charm.

Even without a HeartGold or SoulSilver game, this item is still fun to play the mini-games with.}}

===Game Boy w/ Tetris===
*Listed: 27 March
*Price: $150
*Sold: 27 March

{{quotebox|Christine Weston Chandler Nintendo Game Boy Launch Edition Gray Handheld System

Yet another TREASURE to Fully Enjoy; owned by me since 1989, auotographed, (batteries will not be included in shipment), and complete with the very same copy of TETRIS it came packaged with. It Was a Christmas Present. It will be shipped in a small box. And Personal Certificate Of Authenticity WILL Be included. For IMMEDIATE SALE. Thank You.}}

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==April==
===More of Cole's stuff===
====Rocket illustration poster====
*Listed: 5 April
*Price: $100. Lowered to $50 on 14 April.

{{quotebox|Cole Smithey’s Model Flight Rocket Sequence Project Poster

A Lovely Poster written and drawn by Cole and his partner in school. Comes complete with Certificate of Authenticity signed by me and our mother.}}

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====School papers, awards====
*Listed: 5 April
*Price: $200. Reduced to $150 on 6 April. Lowered to $50 on 14 April.
*Sold: 17 April

{{quotebox|Assortment Of Cole Smithey’s School Papers And Such

A collection of Cole Smithey’s handwritten reports, short stories and other things. What you see is what you get. Comes complete with Certificate of Authenticity signed by me and our mother.}}

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====KISS folder====
*Listed: 5 April
*Price: $200
*Reduced to $150 on 6 April
*Sold on 7 April

{{quotebox|Cole Smithey’s KISS Folder With KISS Memorabilia

Collection of assorted KISS Memorabilia and drawings from and owned by Cole Smithey. Comes complete with Certificate of Authenticity signed by me and our mother.}}

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====September 1976 Disney Magazine====
*Listed: 5 April
*Price: $50. Lowered to $25 on 14 April.
{{quotebox|Vintage Disney September 1976 Magazine, owned by Cole Smithey. Comes complete with Certificate of Authenticity signed by me and our mother.}}

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====Lot of 28 Army at War comics====
*Listed: 9 April
*Price: $280. Reduced to $200 on 9 April. Lowered to $150 on 14 April, again to $100 on 21 April.
*Sold: 25 April

{{quotebox|This is all of the remaining “Army At War” Comic Books owned by Joseph Cole Smithey; 28 books in all. This is a LOT Sale; No Individual Book sales will happen from this listing, whatsoever. Books included are Numbers 295, 327, 313, 312, 277, 278, 279, 280, 281, 282, 283, 286, 290, 291, 292, 239, 238, 294, 265, 293, 274, 275, 276, 270, 240, 241, 273, 266, and 253. Each and every book is legitimate as they were all purchased back in the 1970’s, comes in a comic book bag and cardboard backing, and an individual Certificate of Authenticity for each of them signed by our mother and I. For Immediate Sale. Thank you.}}

===Art 101 Building Artist Set MISP===
*Listed: 5 April
*Price: $20
{{quotebox|What you see is what you get in this Art Set; Mint I’m Sealed Package.}}

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===Custom Wiimote===
*Listed: 9 April
*Price: $150. Lowered to $100 on 9 April
*Sold: 13 April

{{quotebox|Christine Chandler’s wiimote with motion plus and nunchuck- Custom Painted

Personally owned and painted by me, this is my [[Wiimote]] with attachable joystick for cross pad, USB rechargeable battery, Motion Plus attachment, silicone cozy, Nunchuck and Nunchuck Caddy attachment. And a personal Certificate of Authenticity will be included as well.}}

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===Lesbian pride flag===
*Listed: 10 April
*Price: $100
*Sold: 10 April

{{quotebox|Lesbian Pride Flag, Owned By Christine Weston Chandler

My Lesbian Pride Flag; I’ve owned and displayed this flag proudly for a more than a couple of years now. Complete with fresh autograph on the edge. Certificate of Authenticity will be included with the flag, and it will be shipped, folded, in a sealed bubble envelope.}}

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===Korean church Bible===
*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $200
*Chris cancelled the listing after realizing he did not have another copy of the Bible.

{{quotebox|Christine Weston Chandler’s NIV Compact Thinline Bible 1996 Leather Bound Cover

With Prayer Pouch And Rock Symbolizing God-Foundation

Personally presented to me by the reverend of the Korean Cannan Church in 2000 for my High School Graduation. This Bible has seen a number of reads and visits to the church with me. Also included with the Bible is a Prayer Pouch and a Rock of God, given to me years later by Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church. With my old name, and my present name in personal Autograph, with a personal Certificate of Authenticity to be included as well. This will totally be a lovely collectible and reference to Christianity for anyone.}}

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===Teal hair color===
[[File:Hair color Overtone.jpg|thumb|200px]]

*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $25, 5 available. Lowered to $15 on 15 April.
*All sold by 21 April

{{quotebox|I am totally changing my [[hair]] colour to a dark blue, so I’m selling my leftover, unopened and unused Teal Colour Conditioner. Colour your hair as I did for a while. Be Tealfully Proud like I was. Gloves are not required for applying the conditioner in the shower; be sure you apply it after your regular shampoo and conditioner, and make caring for your hair come First before washing the rest of your body. I enjoy a daily shower with Irish Spring Soap, Garnier Fructise Paraban-Free Shampoos and Conditiners, and water. Rinse off your Colour conditioner Only after finishing washing your body and face, or five minutes after applying it into your hair. And try to keep your Colour-conditioned hair from getting hit by the water before the time is proper to rinse it out, for Best colourful results.}}

===Transformers===
Chris originally offered these to have his signatures. He then removed them and took new photos for the listings, following fan feedback that the signatures were devaluing the toys<ref>[[April 2018 social media posts]]</ref>

====Commemorative - Series IV, Prowl====
*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $150. Lowered to $100 on 15 April.
*Sold: 22 April

====G1 Soundwave====
*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $100. Lowered to $50 on 15 April, then to $30 on 17 April.
*Sold: 18 April

====G1 - Blaster====
*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $100. Lowered to $50 on 15 April, then to $30 on 17 April.
*Sold: 22 April

====G1 Sandstorm====
*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $100. Lowered to $50 on 15 April, then to $30 on 17 April.
*Sold: 26 April

====G1 Breakdown====
*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $25
*Sold: 15 April

====G1 Octane====
*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $100. Lowered to $50 on 15 April, then to $30 on 17 April.

====G1 - Astrotrain====
*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $100. Lowered to $50 on 15 April, then to $30 on 17 April.
*Sold: 23 April

====G1 Battletrap====
*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $100. Lowered to $50 on 15 April.
*Sold: 27 April

====Heroes Of Cybertron Megatron====
*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $150. Lowered to $50 on 15 April.
*Sold: 26 April

====Cybertron Galvatron====
*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $150. Lowered to $50 on 15 April.

====Animated Grimlock====
*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $100. Lowered to $50 on 15 April, then to $30 on 17 April.

====Armada Cheetor====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30
*Sold: 27 April

====Beast Wars Transmetals Cheetor====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30, lowered to $20 on 8 May
*Sold: 8 May

====Cybertron Vector Prime====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30
*Sold: 17 April

====Armada Starscream====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30
*Sold: 17 April

====G1 Siverbolt====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30
*Sold: 17 April

====G1 Tracks====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30

====G1 Crosshairs====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30

====G1 Sureshot====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30

====G2 Sideswipe====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30

====G2 Jazz====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30
*Sold: 22 April

====Beast Wars Transmetal Tarantulas====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30
*Sold: 17 April

====Beast Wars Transmetal Rattrap====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30

====G1 Kup====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30, lowered to $20 on 8 May
*Sold: 8 May

====G2 Inferno====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $50

====G1 Jetfire====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $50
*Sold: 22 April

====G2 Megatron====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $50

====G1 Pretender Bumblebee====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $50

====Animated Sentinel Prime====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $20

====G1 Motormaster====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30

====Animated Starscream====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30
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===Rare Vintage Bandai Gobots Combiner Puzzler 100% Complete===
*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $100.

{{quotebox|This is my Complete Six-Piece Combiner from GoBots: Puzzler; a personal Certificate of Authenticity will be included with the set. Face has been missing from police car bot for years.}}

===[[Amnyfest Ring]]===
*listed: 14 April
*Price: $1,000, then raised to $10,000. The next morning, he halved it to $5,000, then set it back to $1,000.
*Shipping: $5
*Chris cancelled the listing on 15 April. Ebay notes the action as, "This listing was ended by the seller because the item is no longer available." During a [[Twitch]] stream on 17 April, Chris mentioned that he had sold the ring off-site and had thus pulled the listing.

{{quotebox|Here you are, AN Ultimate Collectible: my Class Ring. Made from white gold, housing an Amethyst birth stone with a galaxy cut on top and a rainbow cut on the bottom for visual effect (or what’s left of one), with my initials engraved inside the ring. Custom made by Herriff Jones jewelry. Comes complete with Personal Certificate of Authenticity. Ring size: 7.<ref>http://archive.is/kgXSp The Amnyfest ring listing</ref>}}

On Twitter, a fan advised, "Don't sell that, Chris... It's the source of your power!." Chris replied:

{{quotebox|No, the ring is not the source of my power. My power source is inside me, behind where my Medallion hangs over. Yet, I still require my Medallion, so the ring is for sale.}}

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===Wii U fit meter===
*Listed: 18 April
*Price: $100

{{quotebox|[[File:Wii U fit meter.jpg|thumb|200px]]

This is my personal Wii U Fit Meter, Complete with my own Mii saved onto it; no game required for a wear on your waistline or bra to measure and count the number of steps you’ve taken. Follow in my steps for More than 10,000 Speed-Walking steps per day. Comes complete with Personal Certificate of Authenticity from me, Christine Weston Chandler.

Act NOW on buying my Fit Meter, and get a Bonus: the last bottle of Teal Overtone I emptied, Autographed.}}

===Lot of 32 porn drawings===
*Listed: 23 April<ref>https://archive.fo/HlhRt</ref>
*Price: $1,000
*Sold: 24 April<ref>http://archive.is/KAUen</ref>
*The original listing had been pulled within a few hours, apparently due to reports as eBay does not allow people to sell pornography drawings (unless put in the correct categories, which Chris did not do).

However, on 24 April, a fan on Twitter, @FFEMemberLukas, expressed interest in buying the art:

{{quoteboxgreen|@CWCSonichu im willing to pay the 1,000$ for the drawings, please repost them on ebay or esty so i can}}

Chris replied:

{{quotebox|I can’t relist them; eBay is against that. I sent you a direct message, Lukas.}}

Lukas insisted on a working link, so Chris then quietly relisted the drawings as "Artsfor lukas," and it quickly sold. Lukas gave credit to Twitter user @sxvxnd for giving him ideas on buying the set.

The listing included the cut-up remains of [[shecameforcwc]]. Note how most of the art is censored as well (including Chris's man-nips)

{{quotebox|I am selling off, as a lot, all 32 of my past and recently-drawn porn drawings I drew personally over the years, including all of the pieces of the torn up “She Came For CWC” drawing in an envelope. Go ahead, you Pervs! You know you Want to pay Large for this lot directly from me. No Certificate of Authenticity will be included, because All of these drawings only bring me feeling ashamed of myself from my past. No Negotiations and No Returns.}}

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==May==
===Extra Sonichu license plate===
*Listed: 2 May
*Price: $350
*Sold: 2 May

{{quotebox|[[File:Sonichu license plate for sale.jpg |thumb|200px]]
Virginia “Sonichu” License plate -Christine Weston Chandler

This is an extra Virginia-State “Sonichu” License Plate of mine. I’ve had a few license plates stolen from my car over the years, and had to buy new ones. Anyway, this one is autographed and complete with Certificate of Authenticity.}}

===Celebrity Visit From Christine Weston Chandler ===
*Listed: 8 May
*Price: $500
*Chris cancelled the listing about May 9 for unknown reasons. He later put the listing back up the same day
{{quotebox|Hey! Who wants a Celebrity Experience with Christine Weston Chandler?! This is the Once-In-A-Lifetime Opportunity to HAVE ME OVER! But price of my presence and company isn’t cheap (gas money is a factor). But Pay Now, and I Will Make the Road Trip on Over and hang out with you for up to an hour or so!

*Offer is Limited to Residents in the States of Virginia, Washington DC, North Carolina, Tennessee, West Virginia and Maryland. Terms of the visit are subject to serious negotiation and communication.}}

===Apple iPhone 6s - 64GB - Silver (Unlocked) Christine Weston Chandler’s===
*Listed: 8 May
*Price: $350, later slashed to $300 the next day

{{quotebox|I just managed to upgrade my iPhone from 6s to 8s for free, so I cleared out and I am selling the old one. It is Silver with 64GB capacity and Siri, complete with New, from the new package, stereo earbuds, USB to Lightning Pin Cable and USB Wall Charger. Also, a personally used durable casing for the iPhone. Autographed on the back, personally.

**Pre-Loaded with matching Wallpapers for Lock and Home Screens in the Photos section, and a Certificate of Authenticity will be included.}}

==References==
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{{BusinessList}}

2018 Sales Listings

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Shipper Of Heart:

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This page lists the stuff Chris offered for sale in [[2018]]. In addition, he also sold Sonichu comics printed through [[Lulu]] via [[Patreon]].

{| class="wikitable"
|Month
|Sales (based on when item was listed)
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|January
|$850
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|February
|$390
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|March
|$625
|-
|April
|$2,265
|}

==January==
===Pokemon binders===
{{see also|C-Log 01312018 - Selling my Older Pokémon Cards for my mother’s teeth}}

====Chris Chan’s Very First Pokemon Card With Companion Autographed Nintendo Power====
*Listed: 31 [[January 2018]], as Buy It Now
*Price: $150, free shipping

*Sold: 31 January

{{quotebox|Hey, y’all. I’m selling off my old Pokémon TCG Card Collection to help with my mother’s dental work. This is the Very First Pokemon Card I Ever got, a Base Set Charmeleon that came with my copy of Volume 118 Of [[Nintendo Power]] Magazine. What you see is what you get; see my [[YouTube]] video, “C-Log 01312018” for further details. This is Personally Certified and Verified; it will be shipped in a bubble envelope. The Magazine is personally autographed, and complete with the original address label from when I received it in February, [[1999]].

Thank You.

International Shipping is okay with this listing.}}

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====Collection Of Old Promo Pokemon Cards From Chris Chan, Herself ====
*Listed: 31 January 2018, as Buy It Now
*Price: $200, $3.50 Standard shipping

*Sold: 31 January

{{quotebox|Hey, everyone. I am selling my old [[Pokémon]] Card Collection for my mother’s dental work. This is my Promo Card Binder, with various Promo Cards, and extra bonuses. See [[C-Log 01312018 - Selling my Older Pokémon Cards for my mother’s teeth|my YouTube video, “C-Log 01312018”]] for further details; what you see is what you get. Binder, card pages and sleeves are included.

Thank you.

No international shipping.}}

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====lot of 150+ old rare pokemon cards from Chris Chan, Herself ====
*Listed: 31 January 2018, as Buy It Now
*Price: $700, $5.15 Standard shipping
*Reduced to $500 on 3 February

*Sold: 3 February

{{quotebox|From me, personally, here is more than 150 of my old Pokémon TCG Cards and Bonus items. The Binder, Card pages and sleeves are included; what you see is what you get. All of them are Real; the collection goes up to Legendary Collection Expansion.

I am selling this to help with my mother’s needed dental work. See my video on YouTube “C-Log 01312018” for more details.

Thank you.

No international shipping.}}

==February==
===Binder of UFS cards===
*Listed: 3 February 2018, as Buy It Now
*Price: $300, $10 Standard shipping
*Sold: 7 February 2018 for $150, $10 Standard shipping

{{quotebox|

Hi, Again! I have more Cards to sell, this time of Universal Fighting Series ([[Soulcalibur]], [[CWC Fighter|Street Fighter]], Tekken and [[Wikipedia:Darkstalkers|Darkstalkers]]); more funds for [[Barb|my mother]]’s dental work and other related expenses. This binder has More than 200 Cards Included; what you see is what you get, and more; All Real Cards. Binder, card pages and sleeves are included.

Thank you.

No International Shipping with this binder.}}

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===Trashed [[Sonichu 14]] pages===
*Listed: 22 February 2018, as Buy It Now
*Price: $100

*Sold: 22 February

{{quotebox|Hey, y’all. Christine Chandler here with yet another Special Offer! I accidentally spilled some acrylic paint onto my book 14 cover and page drawings. I shall trace and redraw them, but I am selling the stained art, complete with certificate of authenticity. Real Collectable! :)}}

===Pile of bootleg games===
[[File:FakeEmerald.jpg|thumb|150px]]
Pokemon LeafGreen
*Listed 27 February, as Buy It Now (6 available)
*Price: $20.29 + $2.50 Standard Shipping
*Sold: all copies

Pokemon Emerald
*Listed 27 February, as Buy It Now
*Price: $20.00 + $2.50 Standard Shipping
*Sold: 27 February

{{quotebox|Selling a few copies of Pokémon LeafGreen that I was gifted some time ago. They all have been checked and passed for full functionalities, and any past save data was erased from each of them. To help my mother and I some more, please. Thank you. :)}}

[[File:Lucas Williams gifted Chris 25 bootleg video games.png|thumb|150px]]
''Note: Chris acquired the games from a [[ween]] who was gullible enough to believe that Chris needed money for grocery bills during the Financhu Crisis and thus sent him a set of 25 Pokemon games to resell. Chris found the package in the hoard two years later.''

''it should also be noted that Chris claimed each game was "checked and passed", and save data had been erased. He may be fully aware that some (or all) of the games are bootlegs''

==March==
===Sailor Moon ticket===
[[File:SailorMoonTickets.png|thumb|150px]]

*Listed 6 March, as Buy It Now
*Price: $15, free shipping
*Chris cancelled the auction on 20 March, three days after the show.

{{quotebox|Ticket For Sailor Moon The Musical At Alamo Drafthouse Theater

Winchester, VA, USA

I was going to see this movie with my friends, but we found a theater closer to our location that will also be showing it. And I can’t get a refund for this ticket; purchased it online. It is for Row 4, Seat 1; this is an awesome show. Please help me out. Full ticket will be sent via private message after sale. Thank you.}}

''Note: The show is for 17 March, yet Chris set the eBay listing to end on 5 April. Chris had purchased an aisle seat and the seat next to it was still available, putting into question Chris's claim about wanting to see the show with friends. It's very possible he met [[Gal Pal|someone]] who was also going to the show but had a closer seat, even though some places, if the seating is open, may allow goers to take a closer seat. He also says he will be going to a showing closer to Ruckersville, even though all current locations for the musical are only slightly closer/way farther than Winchester, meaning Chris will drive 1.5-2 hours just to see a screening (not live) of a Sailor Moon show''

''It should also be noted that only two seats at this time (3-10, 6:52 PM CST) are taken that are "closer" to the stage- Row 2 seats 8 and 9- even though all the seats are the exact same price of 15 dollars. It should also be noted its far away from other people- the front row and the handicap row behind are clear''

{{clear}}

===Cole's comic collection===
{{see also|Selling Vintage Comic Books (Cole Smithey’s Comic Books)}}

*Listed: 14 March, eBay
*Sold:

{| class="wikitable"
|Issue sold
|Price
|-
|DC Super Stars Teen Titans #1
|$15
|-
|DC The Original Swamp Thing Saga #1
|$20
|-
|Army at War #1
|$10
|-
|Batman #273
|$10
|-
|Rima, the Jungle Girl #1
|$20
|-
|Marvel Treasury Edition Special: 2001 A Space Odyssey #1
|$20
|-
|Shazam! #1
|$50
|-
|DC Tor The Caveman #1
|$10
|-
|Famous 1st Edition Wonder Woman #1
|$30
|-
|Beowulf #1
|$10
|-
|Batman #289
|$15
|-
|Stalker #1
|$10
|-
|Man-Bat #1
|$10
|-
|Claw The Unconquered #1
|$10
|-
|Blitzkrieg #1
|$25
|-
|Dynamic Classics #1
|$10
|-
|DC Man-Bat #2
|$10
|-
|Battle Classics #1
|$10
|-
|Shade, the Changing Man #5
|$10
|-
|Star Hunters #1
|$10
|-
|DC Secret Origins #1
|$15
|-
|The Shadow #1
|$15
|-
|Secret Society of Super-Villains #1
|$15
|-
|Sherlock Holmes #1
|$15
|Total
|$375
|}

''Issues starting from Blitzkrieg #1 were sold in April.''

{{collapsible
|Images of Cole's comics|
Shazam! #1 (Feb 1973, DC)
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Marvel Treasury Edition Special: 2001 A Space Odyssey #1
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Secret Society of Super-Villains #1 (May-Jun 1976, DC)
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Marvel Treasury Edition #8 Giant Holiday Grab-Bag 1975
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Famous 1st Edition Wonder Woman #1 DC #F-6
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Marvel Treasury Edition #9 Giant Superhero Team-Up
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Shade, the Changing Man #1 (Jun-Jul 1977, DC)
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Batman #273 (Mar 1976, DC)
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Sherlock Holmes #1 (Sep-Oct 1975, DC)
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Shade, the Changing Man #5 (Feb-Mar 1978, DC)
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DC The Sandman #1
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DC Super Stars Teen Titans #1
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Batman #289 (Jul 1977, DC)
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DC The Original Swamp Thing Saga #1
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DC Man-Bat #2 1976
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Battle Classics #1 (Sep-Oct 1978, DC)
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Dynamic Classics #1 (Sep-Oct 1978, DC)
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Rima, the Jungle Girl #1 (Apr-May 1974, DC)
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The Shadow #1 (Oct-Nov 1973, DC)
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Man-Bat #1 (Dec 1975-Jan 1976, DC)
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DC Secret Origins #1
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Claw The Unconquered #1 VG+ Chan Origin and 1st Appearance Claw Sword & Sorcery
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DC Tor The Caveman #1
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Star Hunters #1 (Oct-Nov 1977, DC)
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DC Strange Sports #1
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Stalker #1 (Jun-Jul 1975, DC)
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Beowulf #1 (Apr-May 1975, DC)
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Blitzkrieg #1 (Jan-Feb 1976, DC)
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</gallery></center>
}}

===Lot of 17 PS2 games===
*Listed: 15 March, on Facebook Marketplace
*Price: $200

{{quotebox|[[File:Lot of PS2 games for $200.jpg ‎|200px]]

Love little stack of PS2 games, featuring Inuyasha, Transformers, Sonic Mega Collection Plus, PaRappa 2, Taiko Drum Master, Crash Tag Team Racing, Kingdom Hearts, ATHF Zombie Ninja Pro-Am, Aeon Flux, The Guy Game, Family Guy, Rygar, DDR Extreme, Klonoa 2, Tekken TAG Tournament, Movile Suit Gundam and Dark Cloud. Not selling Individually or breaking the lot; not taking lower than the asking price.}}

===Pokéwalker===
*Listed: 22 March
*Price: $100, $3.50 shipping
*Sold: 23 March

{{quotebox|[[File:Pokewalker ebay 2018.jpg‎|200px]]

[[Pokéwalker of Fail|S-Chu Ball Custom-painted Pokewalker NEW BATTERY Pokemon DS Heartgold SoulSilver]]

Owned And Used By Christine Weston Chandler

Hey, y’all. This is my own PokeWalker with custom painting on the front to make it look like an S-Chu Ball from my “Sonichu” book series. There is no game included, but it still has a Spikey-Ear Pichu on it. Its battery has just been replaced. My signature is on the back panel, it includes a personal Certificate of Authenticity, and will be sent in a bubble envelope. A Lovely One-Of-A-Kind Item from Myself, the Author and Chronicler of Sonichu, personally. Complete with attached KK Slider Charm.

Even without a HeartGold or SoulSilver game, this item is still fun to play the mini-games with.}}

===Game Boy w/ Tetris===
*Listed: 27 March
*Price: $150
*Sold: 27 March

{{quotebox|Christine Weston Chandler Nintendo Game Boy Launch Edition Gray Handheld System

Yet another TREASURE to Fully Enjoy; owned by me since 1989, auotographed, (batteries will not be included in shipment), and complete with the very same copy of TETRIS it came packaged with. It Was a Christmas Present. It will be shipped in a small box. And Personal Certificate Of Authenticity WILL Be included. For IMMEDIATE SALE. Thank You.}}

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==April==
===More of Cole's stuff===
====Rocket illustration poster====
*Listed: 5 April
*Price: $100. Lowered to $50 on 14 April.

{{quotebox|Cole Smithey’s Model Flight Rocket Sequence Project Poster

A Lovely Poster written and drawn by Cole and his partner in school. Comes complete with Certificate of Authenticity signed by me and our mother.}}

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====School papers, awards====
*Listed: 5 April
*Price: $200. Reduced to $150 on 6 April. Lowered to $50 on 14 April.
*Sold: 17 April

{{quotebox|Assortment Of Cole Smithey’s School Papers And Such

A collection of Cole Smithey’s handwritten reports, short stories and other things. What you see is what you get. Comes complete with Certificate of Authenticity signed by me and our mother.}}

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====KISS folder====
*Listed: 5 April
*Price: $200
*Reduced to $150 on 6 April
*Sold on 7 April

{{quotebox|Cole Smithey’s KISS Folder With KISS Memorabilia

Collection of assorted KISS Memorabilia and drawings from and owned by Cole Smithey. Comes complete with Certificate of Authenticity signed by me and our mother.}}

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====September 1976 Disney Magazine====
*Listed: 5 April
*Price: $50. Lowered to $25 on 14 April.
{{quotebox|Vintage Disney September 1976 Magazine, owned by Cole Smithey. Comes complete with Certificate of Authenticity signed by me and our mother.}}

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====Lot of 28 Army at War comics====
*Listed: 9 April
*Price: $280. Reduced to $200 on 9 April. Lowered to $150 on 14 April, again to $100 on 21 April.
*Sold: 25 April

{{quotebox|This is all of the remaining “Army At War” Comic Books owned by Joseph Cole Smithey; 28 books in all. This is a LOT Sale; No Individual Book sales will happen from this listing, whatsoever. Books included are Numbers 295, 327, 313, 312, 277, 278, 279, 280, 281, 282, 283, 286, 290, 291, 292, 239, 238, 294, 265, 293, 274, 275, 276, 270, 240, 241, 273, 266, and 253. Each and every book is legitimate as they were all purchased back in the 1970’s, comes in a comic book bag and cardboard backing, and an individual Certificate of Authenticity for each of them signed by our mother and I. For Immediate Sale. Thank you.}}

===Art 101 Building Artist Set MISP===
*Listed: 5 April
*Price: $20
{{quotebox|What you see is what you get in this Art Set; Mint I’m Sealed Package.}}

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===Custom Wiimote===
*Listed: 9 April
*Price: $150. Lowered to $100 on 9 April
*Sold: 13 April

{{quotebox|Christine Chandler’s wiimote with motion plus and nunchuck- Custom Painted

Personally owned and painted by me, this is my [[Wiimote]] with attachable joystick for cross pad, USB rechargeable battery, Motion Plus attachment, silicone cozy, Nunchuck and Nunchuck Caddy attachment. And a personal Certificate of Authenticity will be included as well.}}

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===Lesbian pride flag===
*Listed: 10 April
*Price: $100
*Sold: 10 April

{{quotebox|Lesbian Pride Flag, Owned By Christine Weston Chandler

My Lesbian Pride Flag; I’ve owned and displayed this flag proudly for a more than a couple of years now. Complete with fresh autograph on the edge. Certificate of Authenticity will be included with the flag, and it will be shipped, folded, in a sealed bubble envelope.}}

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===Korean church Bible===
*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $200
*Chris cancelled the listing after realizing he did not have another copy of the Bible.

{{quotebox|Christine Weston Chandler’s NIV Compact Thinline Bible 1996 Leather Bound Cover

With Prayer Pouch And Rock Symbolizing God-Foundation

Personally presented to me by the reverend of the Korean Cannan Church in 2000 for my High School Graduation. This Bible has seen a number of reads and visits to the church with me. Also included with the Bible is a Prayer Pouch and a Rock of God, given to me years later by Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church. With my old name, and my present name in personal Autograph, with a personal Certificate of Authenticity to be included as well. This will totally be a lovely collectible and reference to Christianity for anyone.}}

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===Teal hair color===
[[File:Hair color Overtone.jpg|thumb|200px]]

*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $25, 5 available. Lowered to $15 on 15 April.
*All sold by 21 April

{{quotebox|I am totally changing my [[hair]] colour to a dark blue, so I’m selling my leftover, unopened and unused Teal Colour Conditioner. Colour your hair as I did for a while. Be Tealfully Proud like I was. Gloves are not required for applying the conditioner in the shower; be sure you apply it after your regular shampoo and conditioner, and make caring for your hair come First before washing the rest of your body. I enjoy a daily shower with Irish Spring Soap, Garnier Fructise Paraban-Free Shampoos and Conditiners, and water. Rinse off your Colour conditioner Only after finishing washing your body and face, or five minutes after applying it into your hair. And try to keep your Colour-conditioned hair from getting hit by the water before the time is proper to rinse it out, for Best colourful results.}}

===Transformers===
Chris originally offered these to have his signatures. He then removed them and took new photos for the listings, following fan feedback that the signatures were devaluing the toys<ref>[[April 2018 social media posts]]</ref>

====Commemorative - Series IV, Prowl====
*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $150. Lowered to $100 on 15 April.
*Sold: 22 April

====G1 Soundwave====
*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $100. Lowered to $50 on 15 April, then to $30 on 17 April.
*Sold: 18 April

====G1 - Blaster====
*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $100. Lowered to $50 on 15 April, then to $30 on 17 April.
*Sold: 22 April

====G1 Sandstorm====
*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $100. Lowered to $50 on 15 April, then to $30 on 17 April.
*Sold: 26 April

====G1 Breakdown====
*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $25
*Sold: 15 April

====G1 Octane====
*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $100. Lowered to $50 on 15 April, then to $30 on 17 April.

====G1 - Astrotrain====
*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $100. Lowered to $50 on 15 April, then to $30 on 17 April.
*Sold: 23 April

====G1 Battletrap====
*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $100. Lowered to $50 on 15 April.
*Sold: 27 April

====Heroes Of Cybertron Megatron====
*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $150. Lowered to $50 on 15 April.
*Sold: 26 April

====Cybertron Galvatron====
*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $150. Lowered to $50 on 15 April.

====Animated Grimlock====
*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $100. Lowered to $50 on 15 April, then to $30 on 17 April.

====Armada Cheetor====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30
*Sold: 27 April

====Beast Wars Transmetals Cheetor====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30, lowered to $20 on 8 May
*Sold: 8 May

====Cybertron Vector Prime====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30
*Sold: 17 April

====Armada Starscream====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30
*Sold: 17 April

====G1 Siverbolt====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30
*Sold: 17 April

====G1 Tracks====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30

====G1 Crosshairs====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30

====G1 Sureshot====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30

====G2 Sideswipe====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30

====G2 Jazz====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30
*Sold: 22 April

====Beast Wars Transmetal Tarantulas====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30
*Sold: 17 April

====Beast Wars Transmetal Rattrap====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30

====G1 Kup====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30, lowered to $20 on 8 May
*Sold: 8 May

====G2 Inferno====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $50

====G1 Jetfire====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $50
*Sold: 22 April

====G2 Megatron====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $50

====G1 Pretender Bumblebee====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $50

====Animated Sentinel Prime====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $20

====G1 Motormaster====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30

====Animated Starscream====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30
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===Rare Vintage Bandai Gobots Combiner Puzzler 100% Complete===
*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $100.

{{quotebox|This is my Complete Six-Piece Combiner from GoBots: Puzzler; a personal Certificate of Authenticity will be included with the set. Face has been missing from police car bot for years.}}

===[[Amnyfest Ring]]===
*listed: 14 April
*Price: $1,000, then raised to $10,000. The next morning, he halved it to $5,000, then set it back to $1,000.
*Shipping: $5
*Chris cancelled the listing on 15 April. Ebay notes the action as, "This listing was ended by the seller because the item is no longer available." During a [[Twitch]] stream on 17 April, Chris mentioned that he had sold the ring off-site and had thus pulled the listing.

{{quotebox|Here you are, AN Ultimate Collectible: my Class Ring. Made from white gold, housing an Amethyst birth stone with a galaxy cut on top and a rainbow cut on the bottom for visual effect (or what’s left of one), with my initials engraved inside the ring. Custom made by Herriff Jones jewelry. Comes complete with Personal Certificate of Authenticity. Ring size: 7.<ref>http://archive.is/kgXSp The Amnyfest ring listing</ref>}}

On Twitter, a fan advised, "Don't sell that, Chris... It's the source of your power!." Chris replied:

{{quotebox|No, the ring is not the source of my power. My power source is inside me, behind where my Medallion hangs over. Yet, I still require my Medallion, so the ring is for sale.}}

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===Wii U fit meter===
*Listed: 18 April
*Price: $100

{{quotebox|[[File:Wii U fit meter.jpg|thumb|200px]]

This is my personal Wii U Fit Meter, Complete with my own Mii saved onto it; no game required for a wear on your waistline or bra to measure and count the number of steps you’ve taken. Follow in my steps for More than 10,000 Speed-Walking steps per day. Comes complete with Personal Certificate of Authenticity from me, Christine Weston Chandler.

Act NOW on buying my Fit Meter, and get a Bonus: the last bottle of Teal Overtone I emptied, Autographed.}}

===Lot of 32 porn drawings===
*Listed: 23 April<ref>https://archive.fo/HlhRt</ref>
*Price: $1,000
*Sold: 24 April<ref>http://archive.is/KAUen</ref>
*The original listing had been pulled within a few hours, apparently due to reports as eBay does not allow people to sell pornography drawings (unless put in the correct categories, which Chris did not do).

However, on 24 April, a fan on Twitter, @FFEMemberLukas, expressed interest in buying the art:

{{quoteboxgreen|@CWCSonichu im willing to pay the 1,000$ for the drawings, please repost them on ebay or esty so i can}}

Chris replied:

{{quotebox|I can’t relist them; eBay is against that. I sent you a direct message, Lukas.}}

Lukas insisted on a working link, so Chris then quietly relisted the drawings as "Artsfor lukas," and it quickly sold. Lukas gave credit to Twitter user @sxvxnd for giving him ideas on buying the set.

The listing included the cut-up remains of [[shecameforcwc]]. Note how most of the art is censored as well (including Chris's man-nips)

{{quotebox|I am selling off, as a lot, all 32 of my past and recently-drawn porn drawings I drew personally over the years, including all of the pieces of the torn up “She Came For CWC” drawing in an envelope. Go ahead, you Pervs! You know you Want to pay Large for this lot directly from me. No Certificate of Authenticity will be included, because All of these drawings only bring me feeling ashamed of myself from my past. No Negotiations and No Returns.}}

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==May==
===Extra Sonichu license plate===
*Listed: 2 May
*Price: $350
*Sold: 2 May

{{quotebox|[[File:Sonichu license plate for sale.jpg |thumb|200px]]
Virginia “Sonichu” License plate -Christine Weston Chandler

This is an extra Virginia-State “Sonichu” License Plate of mine. I’ve had a few license plates stolen from my car over the years, and had to buy new ones. Anyway, this one is autographed and complete with Certificate of Authenticity.}}

===Celebrity Visit From Christine Weston Chandler ===
*Listed: 8 May
*Price: $500
*Chris cancelled the listing about May 9 for unknown reasons.
{{quotebox|Hey! Who wants a Celebrity Experience with Christine Weston Chandler?! This is the Once-In-A-Lifetime Opportunity to HAVE ME OVER! But price of my presence and company isn’t cheap (gas money is a factor). But Pay Now, and I Will Make the Road Trip on Over and hang out with you for up to an hour or so!

*Offer is Limited to Residents in the States of Virginia, Washington DC, North Carolina, Tennessee, West Virginia and Maryland. Terms of the visit are subject to serious negotiation and communication.}}

===Apple iPhone 6s - 64GB - Silver (Unlocked) Christine Weston Chandler’s===
*Listed: 8 May
*Price: $350, later slashed to $300 the next day

{{quotebox|I just managed to upgrade my iPhone from 6s to 8s for free, so I cleared out and I am selling the old one. It is Silver with 64GB capacity and Siri, complete with New, from the new package, stereo earbuds, USB to Lightning Pin Cable and USB Wall Charger. Also, a personally used durable casing for the iPhone. Autographed on the back, personally.

**Pre-Loaded with matching Wallpapers for Lock and Home Screens in the Photos section, and a Certificate of Authenticity will be included.}}

==References==
<references/>
{{BusinessList}}

2018 Sales Listings

2018-05-09T20:57:17Z

Shipper Of Heart: /* Celebrity Visit From Christine Weston Chandler */

{{ongoing}}

This page lists the stuff Chris offered for sale in [[2018]]. In addition, he also sold Sonichu comics printed through [[Lulu]] via [[Patreon]].

{| class="wikitable"
|Month
|Sales (based on when item was listed)
|-
|January
|$850
|-
|February
|$390
|-
|March
|$625
|-
|April
|$2,265
|}

==January==
===Pokemon binders===
{{see also|C-Log 01312018 - Selling my Older Pokémon Cards for my mother’s teeth}}

====Chris Chan’s Very First Pokemon Card With Companion Autographed Nintendo Power====
*Listed: 31 [[January 2018]], as Buy It Now
*Price: $150, free shipping

*Sold: 31 January

{{quotebox|Hey, y’all. I’m selling off my old Pokémon TCG Card Collection to help with my mother’s dental work. This is the Very First Pokemon Card I Ever got, a Base Set Charmeleon that came with my copy of Volume 118 Of [[Nintendo Power]] Magazine. What you see is what you get; see my [[YouTube]] video, “C-Log 01312018” for further details. This is Personally Certified and Verified; it will be shipped in a bubble envelope. The Magazine is personally autographed, and complete with the original address label from when I received it in February, [[1999]].

Thank You.

International Shipping is okay with this listing.}}

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====Collection Of Old Promo Pokemon Cards From Chris Chan, Herself ====
*Listed: 31 January 2018, as Buy It Now
*Price: $200, $3.50 Standard shipping

*Sold: 31 January

{{quotebox|Hey, everyone. I am selling my old [[Pokémon]] Card Collection for my mother’s dental work. This is my Promo Card Binder, with various Promo Cards, and extra bonuses. See [[C-Log 01312018 - Selling my Older Pokémon Cards for my mother’s teeth|my YouTube video, “C-Log 01312018”]] for further details; what you see is what you get. Binder, card pages and sleeves are included.

Thank you.

No international shipping.}}

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====lot of 150+ old rare pokemon cards from Chris Chan, Herself ====
*Listed: 31 January 2018, as Buy It Now
*Price: $700, $5.15 Standard shipping
*Reduced to $500 on 3 February

*Sold: 3 February

{{quotebox|From me, personally, here is more than 150 of my old Pokémon TCG Cards and Bonus items. The Binder, Card pages and sleeves are included; what you see is what you get. All of them are Real; the collection goes up to Legendary Collection Expansion.

I am selling this to help with my mother’s needed dental work. See my video on YouTube “C-Log 01312018” for more details.

Thank you.

No international shipping.}}

==February==
===Binder of UFS cards===
*Listed: 3 February 2018, as Buy It Now
*Price: $300, $10 Standard shipping
*Sold: 7 February 2018 for $150, $10 Standard shipping

{{quotebox|

Hi, Again! I have more Cards to sell, this time of Universal Fighting Series ([[Soulcalibur]], [[CWC Fighter|Street Fighter]], Tekken and [[Wikipedia:Darkstalkers|Darkstalkers]]); more funds for [[Barb|my mother]]’s dental work and other related expenses. This binder has More than 200 Cards Included; what you see is what you get, and more; All Real Cards. Binder, card pages and sleeves are included.

Thank you.

No International Shipping with this binder.}}

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===Trashed [[Sonichu 14]] pages===
*Listed: 22 February 2018, as Buy It Now
*Price: $100

*Sold: 22 February

{{quotebox|Hey, y’all. Christine Chandler here with yet another Special Offer! I accidentally spilled some acrylic paint onto my book 14 cover and page drawings. I shall trace and redraw them, but I am selling the stained art, complete with certificate of authenticity. Real Collectable! :)}}

===Pile of bootleg games===
[[File:FakeEmerald.jpg|thumb|150px]]
Pokemon LeafGreen
*Listed 27 February, as Buy It Now (6 available)
*Price: $20.29 + $2.50 Standard Shipping
*Sold: all copies

Pokemon Emerald
*Listed 27 February, as Buy It Now
*Price: $20.00 + $2.50 Standard Shipping
*Sold: 27 February

{{quotebox|Selling a few copies of Pokémon LeafGreen that I was gifted some time ago. They all have been checked and passed for full functionalities, and any past save data was erased from each of them. To help my mother and I some more, please. Thank you. :)}}

[[File:Lucas Williams gifted Chris 25 bootleg video games.png|thumb|150px]]
''Note: Chris acquired the games from a [[ween]] who was gullible enough to believe that Chris needed money for grocery bills during the Financhu Crisis and thus sent him a set of 25 Pokemon games to resell. Chris found the package in the hoard two years later.''

''it should also be noted that Chris claimed each game was "checked and passed", and save data had been erased. He may be fully aware that some (or all) of the games are bootlegs''

==March==
===Sailor Moon ticket===
[[File:SailorMoonTickets.png|thumb|150px]]

*Listed 6 March, as Buy It Now
*Price: $15, free shipping
*Chris cancelled the auction on 20 March, three days after the show.

{{quotebox|Ticket For Sailor Moon The Musical At Alamo Drafthouse Theater

Winchester, VA, USA

I was going to see this movie with my friends, but we found a theater closer to our location that will also be showing it. And I can’t get a refund for this ticket; purchased it online. It is for Row 4, Seat 1; this is an awesome show. Please help me out. Full ticket will be sent via private message after sale. Thank you.}}

''Note: The show is for 17 March, yet Chris set the eBay listing to end on 5 April. Chris had purchased an aisle seat and the seat next to it was still available, putting into question Chris's claim about wanting to see the show with friends. It's very possible he met [[Gal Pal|someone]] who was also going to the show but had a closer seat, even though some places, if the seating is open, may allow goers to take a closer seat. He also says he will be going to a showing closer to Ruckersville, even though all current locations for the musical are only slightly closer/way farther than Winchester, meaning Chris will drive 1.5-2 hours just to see a screening (not live) of a Sailor Moon show''

''It should also be noted that only two seats at this time (3-10, 6:52 PM CST) are taken that are "closer" to the stage- Row 2 seats 8 and 9- even though all the seats are the exact same price of 15 dollars. It should also be noted its far away from other people- the front row and the handicap row behind are clear''

{{clear}}

===Cole's comic collection===
{{see also|Selling Vintage Comic Books (Cole Smithey’s Comic Books)}}

*Listed: 14 March, eBay
*Sold:

{| class="wikitable"
|Issue sold
|Price
|-
|DC Super Stars Teen Titans #1
|$15
|-
|DC The Original Swamp Thing Saga #1
|$20
|-
|Army at War #1
|$10
|-
|Batman #273
|$10
|-
|Rima, the Jungle Girl #1
|$20
|-
|Marvel Treasury Edition Special: 2001 A Space Odyssey #1
|$20
|-
|Shazam! #1
|$50
|-
|DC Tor The Caveman #1
|$10
|-
|Famous 1st Edition Wonder Woman #1
|$30
|-
|Beowulf #1
|$10
|-
|Batman #289
|$15
|-
|Stalker #1
|$10
|-
|Man-Bat #1
|$10
|-
|Claw The Unconquered #1
|$10
|-
|Blitzkrieg #1
|$25
|-
|Dynamic Classics #1
|$10
|-
|DC Man-Bat #2
|$10
|-
|Battle Classics #1
|$10
|-
|Shade, the Changing Man #5
|$10
|-
|Star Hunters #1
|$10
|-
|DC Secret Origins #1
|$15
|-
|The Shadow #1
|$15
|-
|Secret Society of Super-Villains #1
|$15
|-
|Sherlock Holmes #1
|$15
|Total
|$375
|}

''Issues starting from Blitzkrieg #1 were sold in April.''

{{collapsible
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Shazam! #1 (Feb 1973, DC)
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Marvel Treasury Edition Special: 2001 A Space Odyssey #1
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Secret Society of Super-Villains #1 (May-Jun 1976, DC)
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Marvel Treasury Edition #8 Giant Holiday Grab-Bag 1975
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Famous 1st Edition Wonder Woman #1 DC #F-6
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Marvel Treasury Edition #9 Giant Superhero Team-Up
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Shade, the Changing Man #1 (Jun-Jul 1977, DC)
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Batman #273 (Mar 1976, DC)
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Sherlock Holmes #1 (Sep-Oct 1975, DC)
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Shade, the Changing Man #5 (Feb-Mar 1978, DC)
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DC The Sandman #1
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DC Super Stars Teen Titans #1
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Batman #289 (Jul 1977, DC)
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DC The Original Swamp Thing Saga #1
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DC Man-Bat #2 1976
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Battle Classics #1 (Sep-Oct 1978, DC)
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Dynamic Classics #1 (Sep-Oct 1978, DC)
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Rima, the Jungle Girl #1 (Apr-May 1974, DC)
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The Shadow #1 (Oct-Nov 1973, DC)
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Man-Bat #1 (Dec 1975-Jan 1976, DC)
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DC Secret Origins #1
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Claw The Unconquered #1 VG+ Chan Origin and 1st Appearance Claw Sword & Sorcery
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DC Tor The Caveman #1
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Star Hunters #1 (Oct-Nov 1977, DC)
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DC Strange Sports #1
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Stalker #1 (Jun-Jul 1975, DC)
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Beowulf #1 (Apr-May 1975, DC)
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Blitzkrieg #1 (Jan-Feb 1976, DC)
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}}

===Lot of 17 PS2 games===
*Listed: 15 March, on Facebook Marketplace
*Price: $200

{{quotebox|[[File:Lot of PS2 games for $200.jpg ‎|200px]]

Love little stack of PS2 games, featuring Inuyasha, Transformers, Sonic Mega Collection Plus, PaRappa 2, Taiko Drum Master, Crash Tag Team Racing, Kingdom Hearts, ATHF Zombie Ninja Pro-Am, Aeon Flux, The Guy Game, Family Guy, Rygar, DDR Extreme, Klonoa 2, Tekken TAG Tournament, Movile Suit Gundam and Dark Cloud. Not selling Individually or breaking the lot; not taking lower than the asking price.}}

===Pokéwalker===
*Listed: 22 March
*Price: $100, $3.50 shipping
*Sold: 23 March

{{quotebox|[[File:Pokewalker ebay 2018.jpg‎|200px]]

[[Pokéwalker of Fail|S-Chu Ball Custom-painted Pokewalker NEW BATTERY Pokemon DS Heartgold SoulSilver]]

Owned And Used By Christine Weston Chandler

Hey, y’all. This is my own PokeWalker with custom painting on the front to make it look like an S-Chu Ball from my “Sonichu” book series. There is no game included, but it still has a Spikey-Ear Pichu on it. Its battery has just been replaced. My signature is on the back panel, it includes a personal Certificate of Authenticity, and will be sent in a bubble envelope. A Lovely One-Of-A-Kind Item from Myself, the Author and Chronicler of Sonichu, personally. Complete with attached KK Slider Charm.

Even without a HeartGold or SoulSilver game, this item is still fun to play the mini-games with.}}

===Game Boy w/ Tetris===
*Listed: 27 March
*Price: $150
*Sold: 27 March

{{quotebox|Christine Weston Chandler Nintendo Game Boy Launch Edition Gray Handheld System

Yet another TREASURE to Fully Enjoy; owned by me since 1989, auotographed, (batteries will not be included in shipment), and complete with the very same copy of TETRIS it came packaged with. It Was a Christmas Present. It will be shipped in a small box. And Personal Certificate Of Authenticity WILL Be included. For IMMEDIATE SALE. Thank You.}}

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==April==
===More of Cole's stuff===
====Rocket illustration poster====
*Listed: 5 April
*Price: $100. Lowered to $50 on 14 April.

{{quotebox|Cole Smithey’s Model Flight Rocket Sequence Project Poster

A Lovely Poster written and drawn by Cole and his partner in school. Comes complete with Certificate of Authenticity signed by me and our mother.}}

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====School papers, awards====
*Listed: 5 April
*Price: $200. Reduced to $150 on 6 April. Lowered to $50 on 14 April.
*Sold: 17 April

{{quotebox|Assortment Of Cole Smithey’s School Papers And Such

A collection of Cole Smithey’s handwritten reports, short stories and other things. What you see is what you get. Comes complete with Certificate of Authenticity signed by me and our mother.}}

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====KISS folder====
*Listed: 5 April
*Price: $200
*Reduced to $150 on 6 April
*Sold on 7 April

{{quotebox|Cole Smithey’s KISS Folder With KISS Memorabilia

Collection of assorted KISS Memorabilia and drawings from and owned by Cole Smithey. Comes complete with Certificate of Authenticity signed by me and our mother.}}

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====September 1976 Disney Magazine====
*Listed: 5 April
*Price: $50. Lowered to $25 on 14 April.
{{quotebox|Vintage Disney September 1976 Magazine, owned by Cole Smithey. Comes complete with Certificate of Authenticity signed by me and our mother.}}

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====Lot of 28 Army at War comics====
*Listed: 9 April
*Price: $280. Reduced to $200 on 9 April. Lowered to $150 on 14 April, again to $100 on 21 April.
*Sold: 25 April

{{quotebox|This is all of the remaining “Army At War” Comic Books owned by Joseph Cole Smithey; 28 books in all. This is a LOT Sale; No Individual Book sales will happen from this listing, whatsoever. Books included are Numbers 295, 327, 313, 312, 277, 278, 279, 280, 281, 282, 283, 286, 290, 291, 292, 239, 238, 294, 265, 293, 274, 275, 276, 270, 240, 241, 273, 266, and 253. Each and every book is legitimate as they were all purchased back in the 1970’s, comes in a comic book bag and cardboard backing, and an individual Certificate of Authenticity for each of them signed by our mother and I. For Immediate Sale. Thank you.}}

===Art 101 Building Artist Set MISP===
*Listed: 5 April
*Price: $20
{{quotebox|What you see is what you get in this Art Set; Mint I’m Sealed Package.}}

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===Custom Wiimote===
*Listed: 9 April
*Price: $150. Lowered to $100 on 9 April
*Sold: 13 April

{{quotebox|Christine Chandler’s wiimote with motion plus and nunchuck- Custom Painted

Personally owned and painted by me, this is my [[Wiimote]] with attachable joystick for cross pad, USB rechargeable battery, Motion Plus attachment, silicone cozy, Nunchuck and Nunchuck Caddy attachment. And a personal Certificate of Authenticity will be included as well.}}

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===Lesbian pride flag===
*Listed: 10 April
*Price: $100
*Sold: 10 April

{{quotebox|Lesbian Pride Flag, Owned By Christine Weston Chandler

My Lesbian Pride Flag; I’ve owned and displayed this flag proudly for a more than a couple of years now. Complete with fresh autograph on the edge. Certificate of Authenticity will be included with the flag, and it will be shipped, folded, in a sealed bubble envelope.}}

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===Korean church Bible===
*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $200
*Chris cancelled the listing after realizing he did not have another copy of the Bible.

{{quotebox|Christine Weston Chandler’s NIV Compact Thinline Bible 1996 Leather Bound Cover

With Prayer Pouch And Rock Symbolizing God-Foundation

Personally presented to me by the reverend of the Korean Cannan Church in 2000 for my High School Graduation. This Bible has seen a number of reads and visits to the church with me. Also included with the Bible is a Prayer Pouch and a Rock of God, given to me years later by Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church. With my old name, and my present name in personal Autograph, with a personal Certificate of Authenticity to be included as well. This will totally be a lovely collectible and reference to Christianity for anyone.}}

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===Teal hair color===
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*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $25, 5 available. Lowered to $15 on 15 April.
*All sold by 21 April

{{quotebox|I am totally changing my [[hair]] colour to a dark blue, so I’m selling my leftover, unopened and unused Teal Colour Conditioner. Colour your hair as I did for a while. Be Tealfully Proud like I was. Gloves are not required for applying the conditioner in the shower; be sure you apply it after your regular shampoo and conditioner, and make caring for your hair come First before washing the rest of your body. I enjoy a daily shower with Irish Spring Soap, Garnier Fructise Paraban-Free Shampoos and Conditiners, and water. Rinse off your Colour conditioner Only after finishing washing your body and face, or five minutes after applying it into your hair. And try to keep your Colour-conditioned hair from getting hit by the water before the time is proper to rinse it out, for Best colourful results.}}

===Transformers===
Chris originally offered these to have his signatures. He then removed them and took new photos for the listings, following fan feedback that the signatures were devaluing the toys<ref>[[April 2018 social media posts]]</ref>

====Commemorative - Series IV, Prowl====
*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $150. Lowered to $100 on 15 April.
*Sold: 22 April

====G1 Soundwave====
*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $100. Lowered to $50 on 15 April, then to $30 on 17 April.
*Sold: 18 April

====G1 - Blaster====
*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $100. Lowered to $50 on 15 April, then to $30 on 17 April.
*Sold: 22 April

====G1 Sandstorm====
*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $100. Lowered to $50 on 15 April, then to $30 on 17 April.
*Sold: 26 April

====G1 Breakdown====
*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $25
*Sold: 15 April

====G1 Octane====
*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $100. Lowered to $50 on 15 April, then to $30 on 17 April.

====G1 - Astrotrain====
*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $100. Lowered to $50 on 15 April, then to $30 on 17 April.
*Sold: 23 April

====G1 Battletrap====
*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $100. Lowered to $50 on 15 April.
*Sold: 27 April

====Heroes Of Cybertron Megatron====
*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $150. Lowered to $50 on 15 April.
*Sold: 26 April

====Cybertron Galvatron====
*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $150. Lowered to $50 on 15 April.

====Animated Grimlock====
*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $100. Lowered to $50 on 15 April, then to $30 on 17 April.

====Armada Cheetor====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30
*Sold: 27 April

====Beast Wars Transmetals Cheetor====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30, lowered to $20 on 8 May
*Sold: 8 May

====Cybertron Vector Prime====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30
*Sold: 17 April

====Armada Starscream====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30
*Sold: 17 April

====G1 Siverbolt====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30
*Sold: 17 April

====G1 Tracks====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30

====G1 Crosshairs====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30

====G1 Sureshot====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30

====G2 Sideswipe====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30

====G2 Jazz====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30
*Sold: 22 April

====Beast Wars Transmetal Tarantulas====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30
*Sold: 17 April

====Beast Wars Transmetal Rattrap====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30

====G1 Kup====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30, lowered to $20 on 8 May
*Sold: 8 May

====G2 Inferno====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $50

====G1 Jetfire====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $50
*Sold: 22 April

====G2 Megatron====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $50

====G1 Pretender Bumblebee====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $50

====Animated Sentinel Prime====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $20

====G1 Motormaster====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30

====Animated Starscream====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30
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===Rare Vintage Bandai Gobots Combiner Puzzler 100% Complete===
*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $100.

{{quotebox|This is my Complete Six-Piece Combiner from GoBots: Puzzler; a personal Certificate of Authenticity will be included with the set. Face has been missing from police car bot for years.}}

===[[Amnyfest Ring]]===
*listed: 14 April
*Price: $1,000, then raised to $10,000. The next morning, he halved it to $5,000, then set it back to $1,000.
*Shipping: $5
*Chris cancelled the listing on 15 April. Ebay notes the action as, "This listing was ended by the seller because the item is no longer available." During a [[Twitch]] stream on 17 April, Chris mentioned that he had sold the ring off-site and had thus pulled the listing.

{{quotebox|Here you are, AN Ultimate Collectible: my Class Ring. Made from white gold, housing an Amethyst birth stone with a galaxy cut on top and a rainbow cut on the bottom for visual effect (or what’s left of one), with my initials engraved inside the ring. Custom made by Herriff Jones jewelry. Comes complete with Personal Certificate of Authenticity. Ring size: 7.<ref>http://archive.is/kgXSp The Amnyfest ring listing</ref>}}

On Twitter, a fan advised, "Don't sell that, Chris... It's the source of your power!." Chris replied:

{{quotebox|No, the ring is not the source of my power. My power source is inside me, behind where my Medallion hangs over. Yet, I still require my Medallion, so the ring is for sale.}}

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===Wii U fit meter===
*Listed: 18 April
*Price: $100

{{quotebox|[[File:Wii U fit meter.jpg|thumb|200px]]

This is my personal Wii U Fit Meter, Complete with my own Mii saved onto it; no game required for a wear on your waistline or bra to measure and count the number of steps you’ve taken. Follow in my steps for More than 10,000 Speed-Walking steps per day. Comes complete with Personal Certificate of Authenticity from me, Christine Weston Chandler.

Act NOW on buying my Fit Meter, and get a Bonus: the last bottle of Teal Overtone I emptied, Autographed.}}

===Lot of 32 porn drawings===
*Listed: 23 April<ref>https://archive.fo/HlhRt</ref>
*Price: $1,000
*Sold: 24 April<ref>http://archive.is/KAUen</ref>
*The original listing had been pulled within a few hours, apparently due to reports as eBay does not allow people to sell pornography drawings (unless put in the correct categories, which Chris did not do).

However, on 24 April, a fan on Twitter, @FFEMemberLukas, expressed interest in buying the art:

{{quoteboxgreen|@CWCSonichu im willing to pay the 1,000$ for the drawings, please repost them on ebay or esty so i can}}

Chris replied:

{{quotebox|I can’t relist them; eBay is against that. I sent you a direct message, Lukas.}}

Lukas insisted on a working link, so Chris then quietly relisted the drawings as "Artsfor lukas," and it quickly sold. Lukas gave credit to Twitter user @sxvxnd for giving him ideas on buying the set.

The listing included the cut-up remains of [[shecameforcwc]]. Note how most of the art is censored as well (including Chris's man-nips)

{{quotebox|I am selling off, as a lot, all 32 of my past and recently-drawn porn drawings I drew personally over the years, including all of the pieces of the torn up “She Came For CWC” drawing in an envelope. Go ahead, you Pervs! You know you Want to pay Large for this lot directly from me. No Certificate of Authenticity will be included, because All of these drawings only bring me feeling ashamed of myself from my past. No Negotiations and No Returns.}}

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==May==
===Extra Sonichu license plate===
*Listed: 2 May
*Price: $350
*Sold: 2 May

{{quotebox|[[File:Sonichu license plate for sale.jpg |thumb|200px]]
Virginia “Sonichu” License plate -Christine Weston Chandler

This is an extra Virginia-State “Sonichu” License Plate of mine. I’ve had a few license plates stolen from my car over the years, and had to buy new ones. Anyway, this one is autographed and complete with Certificate of Authenticity.}}

===Celebrity Visit From Christine Weston Chandler ===
*Listed: 8 May
*Price: $500
*Chris cancelled the listing about May 9 for unknown reasons.
{{quotebox|Hey! Who wants a Celebrity Experience with Christine Weston Chandler?! This is the Once-In-A-Lifetime Opportunity to HAVE ME OVER! But price of my presence and company isn’t cheap (gas money is a factor). But Pay Now, and I Will Make the Road Trip on Over and hang out with you for up to an hour or so!

*Offer is Limited to Residents in the States of Virginia, Washington DC, North Carolina, Tennessee, West Virginia and Maryland. Terms of the visit are subject to serious negotiation and communication.}}

==References==
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Sonichu 11

2018-05-04T21:26:46Z

Shipper Of Heart:

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{{Infobox/Comic
| titleandissue = Sonichu #11
| cover = Issue 11 Cover.jpg
| coverdate = 13 [[August 2009]]
| finishedcomic = 30 [[June 2017]]
| pagecount = 102
| episodes = 22, 23, 24.1
| previous = [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]
| next = [[Sonichu 12|''Sonichu'' #12]]
}}

{{Quote|I have not ended [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]; I only lost inspiration to [[Chris and art|draw]], thanks to [[Trolls|the people online]].|Chris, September 2010.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 3]]</ref>}}

{{quote|For continued peace of my mind that will keep the drawing spark lit, please Donate or Pledge some money my way. Thank You All for your loyalty, fandom and patience. |Chris, May 2017, upon his re-return to drawing comic pages in 2017, asking for donations, despite still owing pages to [[DStecks]] for his $1,000 donation.<ref>[[Live Drawing Streams]]</ref>}}

'''''Sonichu'' #11''' is the twelfth comic in the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comic series]], dated 13 [[August 2009]]. The cover claims to be the tenth anniversary issue. (Ten years without a "cease and desist" letter from [[Nintendo]] or [[Sega]]!) Chris abandoned the issue in [[December 2009]], months before the tenth anniversary of [[Sonichu]]'s creation came and went on 17 [[March 2010]]. For years it seemed that Chris was done with Sonichu forever.

On 4 [[September 2015]], however, in an unprecedented act of will and determination, Chris managed to crawl back from his long dark night of [[Kick the Autistic|abuse]] at the hands of the trolls and cyber-bullies, and finally released new pages. The revival of the Sonichu comic proved too stressful for Chris, in spite of the fact that he had been paid over $1,000 to do it<ref>[[Etsy#Donate towards New Comic Book Pages]]</ref>, and he dropped the project once again after 25 October.

Two years later, on 8 [[May 2017]], Chris [[Live Drawing Stream - 05082017|began work on the comic again]] and finished it on 30 June.

==Production Notes==
===2009===

[[Chris]] began writing this issue while [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] was also in production, apparently to have somewhere to put the comic version of "[[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story]]," which is even more unendurably boring than its prose counterpart. Christmas [[2009]] came and went, and Chris apparently forgot about this unfinished story with eight pages to go. In the meantime, he was still engrossed in tracing shit for his epic battle with [[Reldnahc]] and the anti-[[gay]] vaccine from the future. So far, Chris has kept the promise of not including the [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|comic Chris]] as a character, restructuring the series to its original intention as an uninspired ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'' [[Chris and copyright|homage]], although he would make a cameo appearance in a set of pages near the end of the Christmas special.

===2010 - Hoax conclusion===
[[Image:Sonichu 11 Teaser.jpg|thumb|[[Alec Benson Leary]]'s rendition.]]
On 24 [[April 2010]], the Sysop of the [[CWCipedia]] uploaded two new episodes from ''Sonichu'' #11. These stories picked up where [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] left off and continued the dark and downbeat tone: [[Bubbles]] and [[Angelica]] were killed in the bombing of the CWCville [[Mal-Wart]]; [[Sandy Rosechu]] was run over by an inattentive driver; [[Wild]] committed suicide in a fit of grief and rage; [[Christine]] and [[Robbie]] were killed and [[Cerah]] badly injured when the three of them drank drain cleaner; [[Rosechu]] smothered her permanently crippled daughter with a pillow; [[Sonichu]] demanded a divorce; and [[Reginald Sneasel]] decided to show some infants his "[[Pickle|seven-inch lightning rod]]." An archive of the pages can be seen [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/that-one-issue.197/#post-20215 here].

Surprisingly, Punchy and Blake are nowhere to be seen nor mentioned in either part of the hoax comic.

====Part 1====
The comic picks up one morning in the Sonichu household. As Rosechu cooks breakfast, Sonichu and her discuss their bed romp right in front of Robbie, who ponders on what as "Seven inch- wightning wod" is. Sonichu informs his son that he will show him later on. Chris pops up to inform the audience that Sonichu is not a pedofork, but instead teaching his young son on sex so he will be prepared for the young Rosey he will one day engage in sex with. Magi-Chan mentally informs Sonichu of an attack on the mall- Slawheel being behind the attack. He can sense Angelica and Bubbles inside, but a psychic barrier prevents him from seeing in further. Sonichu tells him to get the CWCVille Power Rangers- he will be there after he finishes breakfast. Sonichu gets to the mall and meets with Officer Perez- who pretty much sums up what Magi Chan just said one page prior. Wild suddenly shows up.

Back at home, Reginald is at the Sonichu house for no explained reason, and young Robbie decides to ask him about a "seven inch lightning rod". Reginald, being the modest gentleman he is, whips out his penis for Robbie and Cerah to play with it, Robbie declaring he wants to put it in his mouth. Rosechu interupts and rightfully yells at Reginald. The Sneasel makes a sorry excuse that Angelica has not done her womanly duties of sexually pleasing him in over 3 months, and apologizes for exposing himself. Rosechu implies she will aide him in his needs and sends her children off to go watch Family Guy dvds (the perfect show for children). On the bottom of the page is an Axe ad "for that delicious smell".

Once in her room, Rosechu preaches to Reginald about how he should not seek adultery for his urges. Reginald sees the err of his ways and thanks Rosechu for her support. He mentally laments about Rosechu's beauty, her kindness...her body, and lusts for her, knowing she is Sonichu's. He has shown no concern nor worry that Angelica is being held hostage at the mall. Chris takes up a full page with an American flag to inform the readers that Rosechu is indeed faithful to Sonichu, and educates the readers on the dangers of cheating, such as diseases and children born with homosexuality, and how the main Rosechu gals freely express their feminism in the bedroom with their respected men.

Back at the mall, the battle has been fought completely offscreen as Wild and Sonichu talk about the aftermath. Magi Chan mentally informs them that he has found hostages, with Sonichu saying they will need ambulances and transportation for the homeless to go to the soup hotels in CWCVille. They take a moment to discuss how great the mayor is in attending to the people of the town, and go back to their task of finding Slawheel. Sonichu finds her on the next page, and punches her a few times, declaring it a great battle as Slawheel flies away on a Nimbus Cloud with Sonichu flipping her off as she leaves, Slawheel declaring that though she has given up, there are more surprises in store. The Mal-Wart blows up as Sonichu and Wild watch in horror. Magi, who somehow survived, inform them Anglica and Bubbles are dead, along with 350 others (175 innocent, 23 Jerkops, 47 Janekops, and 127 were hypnotized by Slawheel. Three Power Rangers also died valiantly). Sonichu swears on his dead friends that he will get Slawheel for her crimes.

The first part ends on Magi informing Reginald on Angelica's death (she died buying tampons and/or pads as Magi implies), and how the Sneasel should invest in a sex-doll while he partakes in a love quest to replace Angelica. Reginald shows no sorrow for his lost love, as he blames Sonichu for a moment, but now finds himself free to make moves on Rosechu.

====Part 2====
Sonichu and Rosechu in: Dangers Above

The next episode opens on Wild and Sandy, who are adjusting to live without Simonla around. Sandy leaves for school and Wild tells her to be good and study hard. Sandy slips her earbuds in to listen to her favorite band, Christian and the Hedgehog Boys. Unfortunately, she is so distracted by her music, she walks in front of a speeding car. The driver was texting and driving, but suddenly sees the tragedy he caused. The next page cuts to her funeral as Sonichu and Rosechu pity Wild- losing his wife, and then his daughter. Rosechu attempts to empathize and offer support to Wild. Wild, overcome with grief and anger, lashes out at her, saying she's never lost anything while he has now lost his entire family. Rosechu is in shock of his anger, but Sonichu tells her to shrug it off since he's in grief. He answers his phone during the funeral with a frantic Heather on the other end. The kids got into the cleaners while Heather used the bathroom and all three kids had drank all of the drain cleaner. Sonichu and Rosechu rush to the hospital and learn the fate of their children- Robbie and Christine died from ingesting the cleaner, but Cerah lived since she is the oldest and was not fatally affected (even though shes only a few months older than Christine and all kids were the same size). However, Cerah suffered major brain damage and would need assistance for the rest of her life. Sonichu and Rosechu grieve as two headstones take up the rest of the page for the children.

Later, Sonichu falls under stress with all the medical bills. Rosechu suggests he go get help from the mayor, to which Sonichu says is no use- Chris has been missing for months and is too busy with his video games and The Wallflower to care. Sonichu mentally blames Rosechu for the kids' fates as she left the cleaner out where they could easily get to it, and Rosechu mentally laments that Sonichu doesn't attempt to understand her.

The next scene cuts to a few weeks later as Marvey Blaziken discusses with Wild the legal actions after Sandy's death. The driver was convicted of texting and driving, but since Sandy was witnessed jaywalking at the time of her death, the driver was not convicted of involuntary manslaughter. The driver is only fined for running a stop sign and is put on probation for three months. Wild gains some self-awareness and yells about how terrible the laws are in the town- they have useless things like Dating Education (ironically where Wild met Simonla). Marvey suggests they present the mayor with a petition so he can revew CWCville laws, to which Wild responds in saying that's hopeless- all of Chris's documents are signed with DS consoles. Wild excuses himself to be alone. The next page shows him with a gun, declaring he no longer wants to live and ends his life.

Sonichu drinks at TGI Fridays, verbally lashing out at the bartender to get him his fourth Long Island Iced Tea. Angelica appears to console Sonichu (most likely as a drunk hallucination by Sonichu) as he flirtingly invites her to sit with him. Meanwhile, Rosechu is at home grieving over Cerah's status, as she is tired of having to give Cerah 24/7 assistance, as Cerah lays in bed drooling and urinating. Rosechu thinks about how she dreamt of seeing her daughter walk down the aisle and start a family, but now she is "slow in the mind". Rosechu is angry over having no money to buy shoes and being forced to eat tuna from a can. She has reached her end and smothers Cerah with a pillow, mentally begging for forgiveness from her daughter. Sonichu comes home and is informed of her death. The two parents seem to shrug off their final child's death heartlessly- Rosechu glad he didn't suspect anything, and Sonichu actually relieved with her death. In a big text wall, the couple talk about their true feelings- Sonichu cannot stop blaming her for the kids' death, and Rosechu revealing she never really loved him, and it was foolish they got together just because they looked the same, and she had felt like nothing but a sex object to him and just a prize for him to show to his friends. She agrees to a divorce but declares Sonichu will pay for ruining her life.

The episode ends with a PSA from Chris to the audience about how an act of carelessness can snowball into tragic events. He reminds them all to have safe sex and to know the difference of lust and love.

==Reception==
Despite an overwhelmingly positive fan response to the new pages, Chris clarified in a rage-filled [[CWC Blog]] update that they were the work of a troll<ref>[[CWC_Blog#26_April_2010]]</ref>. During The Great Rampage 2.0 (when the [[CWCipedia]] was hacked for the second and final time), the pages were restored, but the CWCipedia died the next day.

===2015===

{{quote|I am getting back into the swing of drawing, writing and coloring my pages. The stories resume! And I am not letting too many cooks into this kitchen like I did inadvertently with the haters.|Chris, September 2015.<ref>[[September 2015 Facebook Posts#Sonichu 11 Continues]]</ref>}}

{{quote|I have been unable to get that routine successfully habitual and set. The reasons are between my Emotions and Mood; I have to be in the right mind set in order to draw and create.|Chris, February 2016, shortly before citing a bunch of tired excuses as to why he wouldn’t work on the comic that he was paid over $1,000 to do.<ref>[[February 2016 Facebook Posts#Bleeding Autism]]</ref>}}

According to statements made by [[William Elliott Waterman]] and his friend, Waterman had commissioned Chris, for $100, to draw Sonichu 11 pages<ref>http://cwcki.club/index.php?threads/fb-4-5-fearful-of-working.1331/page-7#post-26095</ref><ref>[[:File:Waterman commission CWC $100 .png]]</ref>, as part of a pathetic attempt to get himself unbanned from a video game blog. To that end, Waterman provided a script for Sonichu 11, including a page in which he begged the moderator of the blog to unban him; however, Chris merely used the script for inspiration and heavily revised it to his liking<ref>http://cwcki.club/index.php?threads/fb-5-11-sonichu-sketches.1402/#post-29062</ref>.

On 5 September 2015, a set of uncolored development images of Sonichu #11 pages was leaked<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sonichu-11-development-images.12384</ref>. They appear to prove that the 2015 pages were in fact new, and not something he had been holding back for an extended time.
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The glorious, yet brief, resurrection of the comic on 4 September 2015, when Chris uploaded 11 new pages, was accompanied by a [[Etsy#Donate towards New Comic Book Pages|donation bucket]] on his new [[Etsy]] account. One day later, a Youtube reviewer named [[DStecks]] gave Chris $1,000, thinking that Chris would deliver 100 pages of Sonichu. The donation listing was one of his best-selling items, until Etsy forced him to remove it, apparently because it violated TOS<ref>[[May 2016 Facebook posts#Etsy listing removal]]</ref>.

Despite being paid, Chris only completed a further 16 pages before dropping the project for another ''two years''. Only 27 pages were added in 2015, but in them, the ubiquitous elements of ''Sonichu'' - boring and confusing plotlines, inappropriate portrayals of underage characters, walls of expository text and tone-deaf racism - are present and accounted for.

For the next two years, Chris would recycle a set of worn-out excuses for why he didn't feel like doing work he was paid to do. His typical claim of stress evolved to ADD<ref>[[February 2016 Facebook Posts#Bleeding Autism]]</ref>, then dementia<ref>[[2017 tweets#Doopie defends Chris]]</ref>, and he also blamed [[Lulu]] for banning him over Sonichu being fanfiction. He last made those comments in April 2017.

===2016===
Chris discussed the comic with [[Arthur Spatchcock]] in early 2016.

'''Chris:''' Yeah. And uh, kind of a spoiler, there will be a part in a future story where he-- where pretty much in a [[dream]] scenario, he has to swim in a river of essentially [[pickle]] brine juice.

'''Arthur:''' Oh no.

'''Chris:''' And he blows up during the swim.

'''Arthur:''' Really? So he's like, he's like deathly allergic to pickles?

'''Chris:''' Quite.

'''Arthur:''' He better hope he gets an [[wikipedia:Epinephrine|endephrine shot]] after that.

'''Chris:''' Well he's quite, uh, he's quite strong, so he's able to survive it, and at the end of the river is uh, is a healing pond at which he recovers from the allergy fairly quick.

'''Arthur:''' Well I guess that will definitely take care of that problem.

'''Chris:''' Yep.

'''Arthur:''' Now are you going to be introducing any more new characters into the series? Because right now you've already got quite a collection of people already ready to go. But seeing as how previous villains in the series have either been arrested, or, or gone, or dead, or missing, I should say, are you introducing new villains into the series based on the current, you know, issues in your life?

'''Chris:''' I would say that's still yet to be determined. But at least I was-- at least I am definitely glad to give [[Count Graduon]] a past human form with which to lead into his spirit, and um, [[Duck|very small]] spoiler, among the uh, people he'll be bringing in uh, the bodies, he finds somebody that looks nearly exactly like he used to, and he brings in-- he becomes one of the Jerkops, so he brings him in and moves his soul from the Metal Sonichu into that body.

'''Arthur:''' Now I gotta tell you right now, I definitely want to see more [[Metal Sonichu]].

'''Chris:''' Yeah, you'll definitely see Graduon's soul in Metal Sonichu's body, and uh, [[Skysoar]] will be employed under Graduon, and he'll make a few more of them.

'''Arthur:''' See, what you need in the series, I think to really push the bad guys now, instead of just having Jerkops, you need like, robotic Jerkops, like 2.0.

'''Chris:''' Uh, yeah, pretty much, uh...

'''Arthur:''' After all, when you have a hero like Sonichu... Sonichu is already pretty powerful, and all of his friends are pretty strong too. You need to start adding that concept of conflict by making the enemies tougher too.

'''Chris:''' ...Yes, that will be taken under consideration. I already have a few-- I already have a few ideas on my mind, among which. But that is definitely one I could definitely add into, uh, the uh, into the [[Jerkop]] and Janekops, there.

'''Arthur:''' Because--

'''Chris:''' Make 'em-- make 'em a bit cyborg.

'''Arthur:''' Yes, you know, it's like, uh, it's like [[Power Rangers]], the original Power Rangers, with Zordon? When they had the [[Wikipedia:Villains_in_Mighty_Morphin_Power_Rangers#Putty_Patrol|Putties]], and then they had the Lord Zedd Putties?

'''Chris:''' Yeah. ...Quite. But anyway, yes, I will take all that under great consideration.

===2017===
[[File:Beggingcountermay2017.png|thumb|Goddamnit, Chris.]]

After 561 days of [[stress]]-fuelled inaction, Chris suddenly resumed work on the comic in [[May 2017]], with a [[Live Drawing Stream]] on the 8th, in which he took half an hour to draw the line-art for a single page. The sketch from that session, with three others, were posted to Facebook on the 11th. On the 14th-15th, he recorded more drawing and filmed himself using Photoshop. On the 23rd, he posted twelve fully colored pages to Facebook, finally putting an end to the Christmas special.

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In June 2017, Chris finished more pages and placed them behind a patron-only wall on [[Patreon]], stating that free samples would no longer be available<ref>[[May 2017 Facebook posts#Patreon plans]]</ref>. This move is in marked contrast to what he had advertised on [[Etsy]] two years before, when he said, "[[Lie|All completed Past and NEW Pages will be uploaded and Publicly viewable on my Facebook Page.]]" Regardless of his shady [[business]] dealings, fans continued throwing money at him, with some leaking the pages to the general public.

After '''eight years''' of development, he finished Sonichu 11 on 30 June.

[[File:Sonichu 11 book.jpg|200px|thumb|Chris's copy of the book.]]
In July, he distributed print copies of the book, likely manufactured through [[Lulu]], to people who had pledged at least $20 to his [[Patreon]].<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/June_2017_Patreon_posts#Sonichu_11_page_91</ref>.

[[File:Sonichu11Credits.png|thumb|left|Part of the credits page]]
The printed edition of the book contains three pages worth of credits to people who had donated/pledged money to his Etsy and Patreon accounts, spanning nearly two years.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/June_2017_Patreon_posts#Book_11_completed</ref> The first two mentioned are early backers [[Waterman|Mister V.B.B.]] and [[DStecks|Daniel Steckly]].

===Speculation===

The ultimate content of future episodes was subject of much speculation. [[Sonic]] appears prominently on the cover, making his reappearance no surprise; however, the bizarre way that he returns (apparently "played" by [[Silvana]]) seems to be a misguided attempt to avoid [[copyright]] infringement by having the blue hedgehog not be the "real" Sonic.

Chris has said that "''The reboot will happen in Book 11 with the Clip Show Episode; most questions will be answered and plots revealed.''"<ref>[[Mailbag 51]]</ref> This was pretty incomprehensible, as a [[Wikipedia:Reboot (fiction)|reboot]] is a declaration by a Great Director that previously-established canon is null and void, or at least irrelevant. A [[Wikipedia:Clip show|clip show]], on the other hand, is a TV episode composed mainly of excerpts from previous episodes. Neither of these correspond to answered questions or revealed plots. It's possible that by "Clip Show," Chris meant that ''Sonichu'' #11 would contain more [[Wikipedia:backstory|backstory]], while by "reboot," he meant that the existing "plot" would be [[Chris and writing|clumsily resolved in a couple of pages]] before establishing a new status quo. In the end, neither of this really happened, the "clip show" instead being a flash-forward followed by a flashback.

==Episode 22: "A Sonichu Christmas"==
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[[Image:Virginmary.jpg|thumb|Take that, separation of church and state! Also: child molestation.]]
[[Image:Thisemotionyoucallwuvconfusesandinfuriatesus.jpg|thumb|She's addressing Chris.]]
''This episode is not numbered, but as it skips from 21 to 23, this is clearly intended as Episode 22.''

In [[December 2009]], in response to requests for a ''Sonichu'' Christmas special, Chris began to create a comic adaptation of "[[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story]]," at the same time as he was working on the original prose version of the story. This marks the second time that Chris's [[Chris and writing|prose]] was adapted into comic form - the short story "[[Sonichu & Rosechu… The Genesis of the Lovehogs]]" served as the basis for Episodes 1 and 2 in [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]]. The story contains nothing of substantial value to the overarching plot of ''Sonichu'', instead just depicting the Lovehogs and their hellish offspring partaking in various boring and tedious Christmas activities, with no conflict or general narrative friction whatsoever.

The comic opens to show Sonichu's family in various states of celebration for the Christmas season, with the house decorated for the holiday. For a wintertime scene, the lawn of 14 Brunchland Lane is impossibly green, while a bike is left out along the side of the house awaiting permanent rusting from the events to follow. This is because Chris [[Scrapbook of Fail|reused]] the [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/images/2/27/SchuComic9P34.jpg original 14 Brunchland Lane picture] seen in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]] with half-assed editing of the clouds and sky to a dark blue color to reflect the nighttime, the removal of [[Reldnahc]] running down the road, and the addition of poorly-rendered Christmas lights and a wreath onto the house. Chris believes toddlers can do a lot, as Cerah, Christine and Robbie hang stockings, rehearse for the overtly Christian school play, and help bake cookies. At least one of them appears to be in elementary school, so Chris likely forgot how old they were supposed to be.

While rehearsing for a Christmas pageant at her school, Christine plagiarizes a joke from ''[[Family Guy]]'' when she ad libs that the Virgin Mary may not really have been a [[virgin]]. Sonichu and [[Robbie]] are seen to be hanging stockings, and Robbie butchers a quote from a [[wikipedia:A Visit from St. Nicholas]]. After a long, boring conversation about what toys Robbie wants, the conversation finally ends with Sonichu giving a diabetes-inducing speech about loving his little angelic kids.

Meanwhile Rosechu and [[Cerah]] make cookies. Cerah makes a big deal about making a special cookie for a [[Jewish]] kid named [[Kevin the Jew|Kevin]] in an uncomfortably awkward attempt at sensitivity. The cookie, made in the vague shape of a candle, bears no resemblance to any Jewish symbol. The cookie is vanilla-flavored, in case the kid has some kind of food allergy. Rosechu and Cerah do not consider that anyone other than Jews might have food allergies. Cerah says "I wuv you!" while facing away from her mother and directly at the reader, apparently breaking the fourth wall.

In the living room, Robbie and Cerah notice that it has begun to snow. As they watch, Sonichu and Rosechu discuss the weather forecast and decide to hoard groceries while the roads are still clear. While Sonichu goes to the supermarket, Christine recites [[Wikipedia:Magnificat|Luke 1:45-55]] (which Chris types as Luke 1:46.5 - 55) while Rosechu watches and the children stare on with their soulless green eyes.. While this passage is commonly heard in Protestant churches, there's no way that any American public school in the 21st century could get away with anything this overtly religious without fear of legal reprisal.
Later, Sonichu returns home with groceries, and is welcomed home woodenly by Rosechu. His trip to the grocery store is not depicted or described in any way, rendering it a pointless plot feature.

The next morning, Sonichu and Rosechu sit in the kitchen drinking coffee. A [[KCWC]] announcer details [[CWCville]] school closings, and Sonichu expresses his anticipated enjoyment of a day spent with his family, hot "[[tobacky|coca]]" and a warm shower. Rosechu nags him to clear the snow burying their palatial residence, so Sonichu "bundles up for work." The kids wake and greet their father in unsettling unison, to which Sonichu replies with a hearty "good mornint". Noticing that all doors and windows are barred by mounds of snow, Sonichu decides to show off in front of the kids by jumping up the chimney and using his super speed to scatter the snow off of his yard, heedless of the likelihood that the light and fluffy snow he's moving will be blown towards a busy road and possibly cause a [[Son-Chu|tragic accident]]. Exhausted, he heads back into the house for [[Chris and health#Hygiene|a shower]]. Waiting patiently by the bathroom, Rosechu holds a hideous novelty Christmas towel and blesses Sonichu for doing thirty seconds of chores.

To bore us further, we are informed that Robbie [[Christian Weston Chandler|plays video games and watches television]] and reminded that Rosechu is motivated only by her [[Women's rights|desire to cook and clean]]. Cerah, meanwhile, plays ''Call of Duty: World at War'',, with Kevin the Jew. Kevin's character dies and his score is erased (even though ''Call of Duty'' doesn't work that way as a game), and when he complains, Cera chides him that he "[[Sonic Boom Protests|can't be so attached to a set of pixels]]." The two fight over the game, and soon after [[Magi-Chan]] begins chatting to Cerah telepathically about the incident, exploring her feelings for Kevin despite the fact that she's supposed to be a toddler. Meanwhile, Sonichu and Robbie meet a homeless woman and instead of offering her a place to sleep in their luxury home, they call her a cab to a soup kitchen. Robbie, eager for adulation, announces that he feels embarrassed by his professed enormous reservoir of empathy for the less fortunate.

Blake and Bubbles are approached by [[Inos]], who wishes them a happy Kwanzaa. Blake suddenly remarks furiously that he isn't [[Chris and race|racist]] before expressing furious rage at the mere notion of someone thinking he is black, insisting mystifyingly that his fur does not look "skinburn colour." A [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|retroactive flashback]] informs us that [[Simonla]] actually survived the Voltorb attack in ''Sonichu'' #10 due to a healing ability that was never referenced before. She is reunited with Wild, her daughter Sandy, and Zapina, who hugs Simonla and calls her "sis."

As they leave the hospital, Sandy's thoughts turn toward the [[Asperpedia Four|"bad men" in Amish Country]] and whether or not they celebrate Christmas. Wild immediately checks his smartphone and explains very tersely that the Amish actually celebrate two Christmases, focusing on "family, togetherness and reglion [sic]". Sandy imagines Mao and Alec trading simple building materials on Christmas, before almost orgasming at the thought of raising a barn. Mao and Alec also appreciate the fact that Sean is placated by rocks, for he indeed rocks. [[Evan]] is unmentioned. Sandy concludes her fantasy by proclaiming the Amish "weird". The entire segment is, of course, a ham-fisted attempt to remind everyone that Chris rectonned the violent deaths of these men in ''[[Sonichu 10]]'' into an exile into Amish country.

Wild and Simonla then take Sandy and Zapina off to [[Country Cookin']] to celebrate. A nunwarranted author's note informs the reader that all Sonichus and Rosechus drive hybrids. Meanwhile, up in the mountains for some reason, [[Magi-Chan]] and [[Silvana Rosechu]] huddle around a fire, and exchange wooden statements about how they are "fated" to be a couple. Silvana thanks Magi-Chan for all the character development that has occurred off-panel, and asks if he remembers how they first met. Magi-Chan suggests, [[Chris and Writing|"at the risk of breaking the fourth wall"]], they save the story they both know for another time. Silvana then demands they "shut up, make out and mate up" and Magi-Chan expresses his desire to destroy the mountain they are on via violent intercourse.

We then see [[Punchy]] decorating his dojo and [[Angelica]] "sets a table" (the "table" is the altar of her church, which Chris evidently believes Catholics use as a dining table). No sign of [[Reginald Sneasel|Reginald]] or [[Layla Flaafy|Layla]] though.

At long last, we see Christine performing in the Nativity Play. Suddenly, Christine begins to evolve, and runs off stage in embarrassment. She texts Rosechu about her clothes being destroyed and the great urgency with which she needs new ones. This once again muddies the waters regarding Sonichus and Rosechus and clothing; Christine is practically hysterical over not having any clothes to wear even though she's covered in fur and many of the Electric Hedgehog Pokemon never wear clothing at all. Clothing issues notwithstanding, Rosechu finds the now-adult Christine behind a locked door, and comforts her by sharing in a duet of [[Tomgirl|"I'm Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman"]]. Sonichu suddenly returns with "coat, sandals, socks, panties" before regaling everyone with a pointless, extremely detailed account of his trip home and back. Christine triumphantly returns to the stage and completes her part, despite dwarfing the rest of the cast.

After the play, Cera approaches Kevin and apologizes for killing off his video game character, offering him dreidel cookies as a way of making amends. Kevin calmly explains how Cera's aggressive video game playing has proven "too much for him" and unceremoniously breaks up with her. These characters are supposed to be very young children. Devastated, Cera breaks down into tears and the famously empathetic Robbie comes over to comfort her. Together, they cry for two whole minutes before deciding they're over it. Note that this is one of few occasions in ''Sonichu'' where an undesirable situation is not resolved in an artifically cheerful way. Christine scoops up her siblings, Rosechu mentioning how she's gone from "middle child to big sister", and they all head off in their electric car.

[[File:48.jpg|thumb|Chris shoots down Blake's plans for a threesome.]]
Later, at the [[CWCville Shopping Center]], all the Sonichus and Rosechus have gathered together around a large Christmas tree to engage in holiday merriment. Angelica reveals that she kicked Reginald out of her house after he "trashed her bed", but plans to apologize to him later. Punchy responds with the news that Layla has left him because she could not get along with the Bananasauros. Simonla asks what has become of Chris since her recovery, at which point Rosechu reveals that in the time since the last issue, Chris has transitioned into a woman and now goes by Christine. Sonichu goes on a spiel about accepting others for their differences and apologizes for past remarks he has made. Wild suggests that the gang should visit Chris to show their support, and the rest agree. [[Allison Amber]] makes her sole appearance this issue just to say that she has other plans and can't go with them.

In [[Virginia]], the assorted 'chus show up at Chris' house with a cake. Chris, who is depicted with photographs a la [[Sonichu 6]], accepts their kindness. Blake comments that Chris has a nice rack and then they all pose for a group photo, drawing to a close an episode that has been in the making for eight years.

==Episode 23: "Simonchu & Bananafunkle”==

{{see also|July 2017 Patreon posts#Simonchu & Bananafunkle script}}

[[File:VikingBoyBillyPatreon.png|thumb|Waterman has no self-respect.]]

In 2017, Chris posted Waterman’s 2015 script for this episode, which the latter had paid Chris $100 to produce. Chris had taken many artistic liberties with the material. Notably, Waterman had included a scene in which he pleaded with the administration of a video game blog to unban him; instead, Chris rewrote the lines to mock Waterman for being “juvenile.” Despite Chris being two years late on delivering, disregarding much of his script, and insulting him in the finished product, Waterman continued to give him money for the comic, donating through Patreon.

Summary

In West Virginia, Simonchu is repeatedly blown up by random underground Voltorbs while hunting for fossils when he receives a text from Simonla inviting him to her house. Simonchu decides to go and visit (taking a fossil and a Razor Claw with him), and we are treated to a flashback in which the retconned ending of Sonichu 10 shows that the Asperpedia 4 were not brutally murdered, but instead deprived of all their possessions by the state and imprisoned on an Amish farm for life in a less gory but still unconstitutional sentancing. Despite Simonla's retconned survival, Wild is shown screaming at a clearly distraught Simonchu, calling him a "murderer" despite nobody being dead, threatening to violently assault him (presumably with the intent to kill) over a murder that no longer took place. This begs the question-why does Simonchu risk death by showing up to Wild's house in person when he's clearly shown to own a perfectly functional iPhone?

Simonchu arrives at Simonla's house, where the latter suffers a fit of sanity and (reasonably) forgives Simonchu for his involvement in her not-murder, as after all, he wasn't the one who blew her up. Suddenly, Sandy returns home, and upon spotting Simonchu seems to immediately forget that her mother's death was retconned and yells at Simonla to "get away from that male". Simonla yells at her to apologize, and the mention of her middle name ("Samantha") inexplicably causes the clearly psychotic Sandy to enter a berserk state in which she breaks the fourth wall in order to threaten to drill the reader's dick off if they even so much as mention a variation on "Samantha".

Sandy refuses to forgive Simonchu for being "one of those trolls", prompting Simonchu to protest that he was against the assassination plot in the first place, to which Sandy screams at him to shut up. A clearly frightened Simonchu tries to stutter out a "Yes Sandy" in affirmation, but unfortunately Sandy is ALSO inexplicably enraged by shorthand variations on her FIRST name, which makes you wonder why Wild and Simonla don't just have Chris legally change it to something else so she doesn't drill someone's dick out at some point in the future.

The situation only escalates when Wild suddenly returns home, due to a Deus ex Machina sense telling him to be where the plot required him to be. Wild immediately pulls out a vine and by the next panel, Simonchu is out cold due to Wild committing the assault he threatened him with. It's only THEN that Simonla yells at her family to stop being idiots for five seconds, remember that her death was completely retconned out, and apologize to Simonchu for assaulting him once he regains conciousness. At no point does Simonla announce an intention to apologize to Simonchu for causing the whole mess by being too lazy to text her husband and daughter about this in advance.

Upon recovery, Simonchu claims that he was abused by the Asperpedia 4 by being trained to fight high level Pokémon and was "mentally dumbed down" by "videos of the seriously mentally challenged". Despite being locked in a cage, he was able to obtain Internet access by stealing someone's phone, getting Simonla's number, and sending her evidence of his plight. Simonla apparently promised to launch a rescue attempt that never took place.

Simonchu then explains that the plot against Simonla's life was a retaliatory strike for Chris's mass murder of hundreds of people in Sonichu #10. He details their plan to kill everyone Sonichu and Rosechu at the mall, which was apparently supposed to involve Sean throwing rocks at people and Alec setting more than one Voltorb. Simonchu explains that his role in the plan was to distract Magi-chan's psychic surveilance by thinking "Kill Simonla" repeatedly, a tactical decision that is comparable to setting off the sprinklers so you can commit arson. During his incarceration, Wild and Sandy visited him for the sole purpose of screaming at him for things that were clearly beyond his ability to control (once again calling him a "murderer" despite nobody dying), presumably because Simonla once again neglected to tell someone about an important thing involving Simonchu.

Wild and Sandy give a standard Chris pseudo-apology and the issue is promptly forgotten about. Simonchu goes on to explain that he moved to West Virginia to dig for fossils until recently, as he felt "banned from Virginia" despite being acquitted of any involvement in a crime and CWCville merely being one city out of many. Wild asks Simonchu for the Razor Claw so he can give it to Reginald so the latter can evolve, while Sandy offers to take Simonchu to the local museum to have the mystery fossil revived.

Thirty minutes later, Wild arrives at Angelica's church and gives her the Razor Claw. We then flash forward four days to December 22nd, 2008. Angelica gives Reginald the Razor Claw, the two have sex (thankfully offscreen for once)), and then promptly fall asleep. Reginald then presumably gains a level in his sleep while holding on to the Razor Claw at night, causing him to suddenly evolve into a Weavile. He then spends five minutes trashing every part of the room save for the section of the bed Angelica is still sleeping in due to some sort of feral rage. Angelica awakes to find Reginald huddled in the corner, now completely coherent and claiming that he's "evolved against his own will" (despite the fact that all he had to do to stop it was not hold on to the Razor Claw at night) and despite Angelica's pleas, he leaves for her safety because he thinks he is now "vicious and more dark than the night", forcing Angelica and her sister nuns to clean up his mess.

Chris then interjects, apologizes for not giving the episode a title yet, and explains that the rest of the episode will be based on a script Waterman gave him in 2015, though Chris states that he has taken creative liberty to add more details to the story.

Back on December 18th, 2008, Simonchu and Sandy arrive at the Museum and give the mystery fossil to an unnamed Rosechu scientist (who Simonchu considers asking out). While they wait for the fossil to be revived, Simonchu expresses an intention to move to CWCville and Sandy explains that despite being less than a few months old she was placed in the fourth grade after what was presumably a basic intelligence test. The scientist Rosechu then returns, announcing that the revived fossil is a new species of Pokémon that has been dubbed the Bananasaur (a Grass/Dragon type) and requests that Simonchu and Sandy breed it to obtain new Bananasaurs for research purposes.

The Bananasaur does not appear to be a normal Pokémon, as Sandy explains that it's not using whatever universal language Pokémon use to talk to one another to communicate. In fact, it appears to speak complete nonsense. At a nearby manga store, Punchy overhears what the Bananasaur is trying to tell Sandy--that he's a fan of Samurai Pizza Cats and AC/DC. Punchy enters the museum and begins to converse with the Bananasauros, who explains that he is the recently reincarnated spirit of someone who was struck by a car while listening to music on his phone while going to play vidya with his friends. Punchy offers the Bananasaur some Pocky, and Simonchu suggests that Punchy be the one to take care of the Bananasuar as nobody else can understand him.

Suddenly, the Bananasaur evolves into a banana-shaped dinosaur thing which Punchy dubs the Bananasauros (clearly meant to be Banana''saurus''). Punchy concludes that it must have been a friendship-induced evolution and takes the Bananasauros home. On the way to Punchy's house, the Bananasauros elaborates on his past life, claiming to be the reincarnated spirit of a high school "seinor", skateboarder, and "expert rad gamer" named David Rotgard. David the Bananasauros goes on to claim that he deserves his current fate, as shortly before his death he "cheaded Caitllyn on Henny". The two return home, and while David is happy to see that he can still operate a controller, Layla is upset that Punchy got a pet/adopted a baby/took in a random highschooler without so much as a phone call. Punchy promises to take care of their new friend, but Layla threatens to leave him if it becomes too much for her to handle. Punchy leaves to go play Call of Duty with his new roommate.

On December 22nd, Punchy takes David to the local Pokémon Day Care Center and forces him to have sex with a Ditto in the form of a female Bananasauros, telling him to suck it up. David is clearly traumatized by the whole experience and sorely regrets every life decision he made that resulted in being reincarnated as a banana dragon thing. After the Ditto lays the eggs containing David's children, David requests that he be neutered so he never has to be raped by a Ditto again. Later in the week, Punchy takes David to Nabe's dojo to teach him how to fight. Punchy easily gains the upper hand, until David notices a skateboard propped up against a tree after being thrown through a wall.

David crashes through the wall on a skateboard and begins fighting Punchy again, right after the Sonichu had patched up the holes from their training session a few moments ago. Punchy complains that David "lacks discipline" and is offended that he'd consider bringing a skateboard onto "sacred ground", but fights him anyway. David beats Punchy, as his skateboarding-based fighting style is too unorthodox for Punchy to read, but as he stands over Punchy and gloats, a loose floorboard flings Punchy into David with enough force to send both of them to the hospital.

Punchy and David return home to find Layla packing her bags, furious that Punchy would continue to associate with David after the latter's antics landed them in the hospital. Layla tells Punchy to not bother trying to find her, that she's unfriended him on Facebook, and that she never wants to see him again. Layla then slugs the Bananasauros in the face and ''devours part of his body'', commenting that he doesn't even taste like a fruit. David tries to apologize to Punchy via the standard Chris format, but Punchy is too pissed at him for destroying his relationship in just four days of existing to care.

Chris then butts in, declaring that he's going to be summarizing the rest of the episode because "time is short" and he wants to get on to his original ideas already. He explains that Layla hooked up with Reginald and got a job working as a secretary with the local power company and that the two moved in with each other shortly after Christmas. Punchy grows increasingly distraught as David doesn't pick up after himself, does nothing but play video games, and hogs the TV so much that Punchy can't enjoy Samurai Pizza Cats (with Chris insulting Waterman for the latter's idea that the two could be best roommates). David is hired for odd jobs by Shin-Nabe as a form of discipline training.

The episode ends with Magi-chan deciding to butt in, explaining that he's been looking for the cast's Mega Stones since the end of Sonichu 10, that he's fully aware of whatever it is that Graduon's planning, and spoilers that Chris will "nullify" a "spot of havoc" at a SLGBTQ festival in 2009, presumably referring to something in Sonichu #12, while claiming that Chris will stop writing slice of life stories after that.

==Episode 24, Part 1: "The Clip Show: Catching Up"==
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The last three pages contains a list of donors, as a sign of gratitude from Chris, which are only in the print version of the comic.

==Fan videos==

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| name = Sonichu #11 Trailer
| video = {{#ev:youtube|0hhhM_lfR-8}}
| stardate = 11 [[August 2011]]
| maker = archhalljr10
| subject = ''Sonichu'' #11
| type = Fan trailer
}}

==References==
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==External links==
* [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_11/Page_1 ''Sonichu'' #11]
* [https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.915813811846432.1073741853.100002534669114&type=3/ 2015 Pages of Sonichu 11]
* [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/that-one-issue.197/#post-20215 Mirror of Sysop's FALSE and DISHONEST version of pages 13-38]

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[[Category:Sonichu comic book issues]]

Sonichu 11

2018-05-04T21:24:38Z

Shipper Of Heart: /* 2010 - Hoax conclusion */

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{{Infobox/Comic
| titleandissue = Sonichu #11
| cover = Issue 11 Cover.jpg
| coverdate = 13 [[August 2009]]
| finishedcomic = 30 [[June 2017]]
| pagecount = 102
| episodes = 22, 23, 24.1
| previous = [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]
| next = [[Sonichu 12|''Sonichu'' #12]]
}}

{{Quote|I have not ended [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]; I only lost inspiration to [[Chris and art|draw]], thanks to [[Trolls|the people online]].|Chris, September 2010.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 3]]</ref>}}

{{quote|For continued peace of my mind that will keep the drawing spark lit, please Donate or Pledge some money my way. Thank You All for your loyalty, fandom and patience. |Chris, May 2017, upon his re-return to drawing comic pages in 2017, asking for donations, despite still owing pages to [[DStecks]] for his $1,000 donation.<ref>[[Live Drawing Streams]]</ref>}}

'''''Sonichu'' #11''' is the twelfth comic in the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comic series]], dated 13 [[August 2009]]. The cover claims to be the tenth anniversary issue. (Ten years without a "cease and desist" letter from [[Nintendo]] or [[Sega]]!) Chris abandoned the issue in [[December 2009]], months before the tenth anniversary of [[Sonichu]]'s creation came and went on 17 [[March 2010]]. For years it seemed that Chris was done with Sonichu forever.

On 4 [[September 2015]], however, in an unprecedented act of will and determination, Chris managed to crawl back from his long dark night of [[Kick the Autistic|abuse]] at the hands of the trolls and cyber-bullies, and finally released new pages. The revival of the Sonichu comic proved too stressful for Chris, in spite of the fact that he had been paid over $1,000 to do it<ref>[[Etsy#Donate towards New Comic Book Pages]]</ref>, and he dropped the project once again after 25 October.

Two years later, on 8 [[May 2017]], Chris [[Live Drawing Stream - 05082017|began work on the comic again]] and finished it on 30 June.

==Production Notes==
===2009===

[[Chris]] began writing this issue while [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] was also in production, apparently to have somewhere to put the comic version of "[[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story]]," which is even more unendurably boring than its prose counterpart. Christmas [[2009]] came and went, and Chris apparently forgot about this unfinished story with eight pages to go. In the meantime, he was still engrossed in tracing shit for his epic battle with [[Reldnahc]] and the anti-[[gay]] vaccine from the future. So far, Chris has kept the promise of not including the [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|comic Chris]] as a character, restructuring the series to its original intention as an uninspired ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'' [[Chris and copyright|homage]], although he would make a cameo appearance in a set of pages near the end of the Christmas special.

===2010 - Hoax conclusion===
[[Image:Sonichu 11 Teaser.jpg|thumb|[[Alec Benson Leary]]'s rendition.]]
On 24 [[April 2010]], the Sysop of the [[CWCipedia]] uploaded two new episodes from ''Sonichu'' #11. These stories picked up where [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] left off and continued the dark and downbeat tone: [[Bubbles]] and [[Angelica]] were killed in the bombing of the CWCville [[Mal-Wart]]; [[Sandy Rosechu]] was run over by an inattentive driver; [[Wild]] committed suicide in a fit of grief and rage; [[Christine]] and [[Robbie]] were killed and [[Cerah]] badly injured when the three of them drank drain cleaner; [[Rosechu]] smothered her permanently crippled daughter with a pillow; [[Sonichu]] demanded a divorce; and [[Reginald Sneasel]] decided to show some infants his "[[Pickle|seven-inch lightning rod]]." An archive of the pages can be seen [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/that-one-issue.197/#post-20215 here].

==Part 1==
The comic picks up one morning in the Sonichu household. As Rosechu cooks breakfast, Sonichu and her discuss their bed romp right in front of Robbie, who ponders on what as "Seven inch- wightning wod" is. Sonichu informs his son that he will show him later on. Chris pops up to inform the audience that Sonichu is not a pedofork, but instead teaching his young son on sex so he will be prepared for the young Rosey he will one day engage in sex with. Magi-Chan mentally informs Sonichu of an attack on the mall- Slawheel being behind the attack. He can sense Angelica and Bubbles inside, but a psychic barrier prevents him from seeing in further. Sonichu tells him to get the CWCVille Power Rangers- he will be there after he finishes breakfast. Sonichu gets to the mall and meets with Officer Perez- who pretty much sums up what Magi Chan just said one page prior. Wild suddenly shows up.

Back at home, Reginald is at the Sonichu house for no explained reason, and young Robbie decides to ask him about a "seven inch lightning rod". Reginald, being the modest gentleman he is, whips out his penis for Robbie and Cerah to play with it, Robbie declaring he wants to put it in his mouth. Rosechu interupts and rightfully yells at Reginald. The Sneasel makes a sorry excuse that Angelica has not done her womanly duties of sexually pleasing him in over 3 months, and apologizes for exposing himself. Rosechu implies she will aide him in his needs and sends her children off to go watch Family Guy dvds (the perfect show for children). On the bottom of the page is an Axe ad "for that delicious smell".

Once in her room, Rosechu preaches to Reginald about how he should not seek adultery for his urges. Reginald sees the err of his ways and thanks Rosechu for her support. He mentally laments about Rosechu's beauty, her kindness...her body, and lusts for her, knowing she is Sonichu's. He has shown no concern nor worry that Angelica is being held hostage at the mall. Chris takes up a full page with an American flag to inform the readers that Rosechu is indeed faithful to Sonichu, and educates the readers on the dangers of cheating, such as diseases and children born with homosexuality, and how the main Rosechu gals freely express their feminism in the bedroom with their respected men.

Back a the mall, the battle has been fought completely offscreen as Wild and Sonichu talk about the aftermath. Magi Chan mentally informs them that he has found hostages, with Sonichu saying they will need ambulances and transportation for the homeless to go to the soup hotels in CWCVille. They take a moment to discuss how great the mayor is in attending to the people of the town, and go back to their task of finding Slawheel. Sonichu finds her on the next page, and punches her a few times, declaring it a great battle as Slawheel flies away on a Nimbus Cloud with Sonichu flipping her off as she leaves, Slawheel declaring that though she has given up, there are more surprises in store. The Mal-Wart blows up as Sonichu and Wild watch in horror. Magi, who somehow survived, inform them Anglica and Bubbles are dead, along with 350 others (175 innocent, 23 Jerkops, 47 Janekops, and 127 were hypnotized by Slawheel. Three Power Rangers also died valiantly). Sonichu swears on his dead friends that he will get Slawheel for her crimes.

The first part ends on Magi informing Reginald on Angelica's death (she died buying tampons and/or pads as Magi implies), and how the Sneasel should invest in a sex-doll while he partakes in a love quest to replace Angelica. Reginald shows no sorrow for his lost love, as he blames Sonichu for a moment, but now finds himself free to make moves on Rosechu.

==Part 2==
Sonichu and Rosechu in: Dangers Above

The next episode opens on Wild and Sandy, who are adjusting to live without Simonla around. Sandy leaves for school and Wild tells her to be good and study hard. Sandy slips her earbuds in to listen to her favorite band, Christian and the Hedgehog Boys. Unfortunately, she is so distracted by her music, she walks in front of a speeding car. The driver was texting and driving, but suddenly sees the tragedy he caused. The next page cuts to her funeral as Sonichu and Rosechu pity Wild- losing his wife, and then his daughter. Rosechu attempts to empathize and offer support to Wild. Wild, overcome with grief and anger, lashes out at her, saying she's never lost anything while he has now lost his entire family. Rosechu is in shock of his anger, but Sonichu tells her to shrug it off since he's in grief. He answers his phone during the funeral with a frantic Heather on the other end. The kids got into the cleaners while Heather used the bathroom and all three kids had drank all of the drain cleaner. Sonichu and Rosechu rush to the hospital and learn the fate of their children- Robbie and Christine died from ingesting the cleaner, but Cerah lived since she is the oldest and was not fatally affected (even though shes only a few months older than Christine and all kids were the same size). However, Cerah suffered major brain damage and would need assistance for the rest of her life. Sonichu and Rosechu grieve as two headstones take up the rest of the page for the children.

Later, Sonichu falls under stress with all the medical bills. Rosechu suggests he go get help from the mayor, to which Sonichu says is no use- Chris has been missing for months and is too busy with his video games and The Wallflower to care. Sonichu mentally blames Rosechu for the kids' fates as she left the cleaner out where they could easily get to it, and Rosechu mentally laments that Sonichu doesn't attempt to understand her.

The next scene cuts to a few weeks later as Marvey Blaziken discusses with Wild the legal actions after Sandy's death. The driver was convicted of texting and driving, but since Sandy was witnessed jaywalking at the time of her death, the driver was not convicted of involuntary manslaughter. The driver is only fined for running a stop sign and is put on probation for three months. Wild gains some self-awareness and yells about how terrible the laws are in the town- they have useless things like Dating Education (ironically where Wild met Simonla). Marvey suggests they present the mayor with a petition so he can revew CWCville laws, to which Wild responds in saying that's hopeless- all of Chris's documents are signed with DS consoles. Wild excuses himself to be alone. The next page shows him with a gun, declaring he no longer wants to live and ends his life.

Sonichu drinks at TGI Fridays, verbally lashing out at the bartender to get him his fourth Long Island Iced Tea. Angelica appears to console Sonichu (most likely as a drunk hallucination by Sonichu) as he flirtingly invites her to sit with him. Meanwhile, Rosechu is at home grieving over Cerah's status, as she is tired of having to give Cerah 24/7 assistance, as Cerah lays in bed drooling and urinating. Rosechu thinks about how she dreamt of seeing her daughter walk down the aisle and start a family, but now she is "slow in the mind". Rosechu is angry over having no money to buy shoes and being forced to eat tuna from a can. She has reached her end and smothers Cerah with a pillow, mentally begging for forgiveness from her daughter. Sonichu comes home and is informed of her death. The two parents seem to shrug off their final child's death heartlessly- Rosechu glad he didn't suspect anything, and Sonichu actually relieved with her death. In a big text wall, the couple talk about their true feelings- Sonichu cannot stop blaming her for the kids' death, and Rosechu revealing she never really loved him, and it was foolish they got together just because they looked the same, and she had felt like nothing but a sex object to him and just a prize for him to show to his friends. She agrees to a divorce but declares Sonichu will pay for ruining her life.

The episode ends with a PSA from Chris to the audience about how an act of carelessness can snowball into tragic events. He reminds them all to have safe sex and to know the difference of lust and love.

==Reception==
Despite an overwhelmingly positive fan response to the new pages, Chris clarified in a rage-filled [[CWC Blog]] update that they were the work of a troll<ref>[[CWC_Blog#26_April_2010]]</ref>. During The Great Rampage 2.0 (when the [[CWCipedia]] was hacked for the second and final time), the pages were restored, but the CWCipedia died the next day.

===2015===

{{quote|I am getting back into the swing of drawing, writing and coloring my pages. The stories resume! And I am not letting too many cooks into this kitchen like I did inadvertently with the haters.|Chris, September 2015.<ref>[[September 2015 Facebook Posts#Sonichu 11 Continues]]</ref>}}

{{quote|I have been unable to get that routine successfully habitual and set. The reasons are between my Emotions and Mood; I have to be in the right mind set in order to draw and create.|Chris, February 2016, shortly before citing a bunch of tired excuses as to why he wouldn’t work on the comic that he was paid over $1,000 to do.<ref>[[February 2016 Facebook Posts#Bleeding Autism]]</ref>}}

According to statements made by [[William Elliott Waterman]] and his friend, Waterman had commissioned Chris, for $100, to draw Sonichu 11 pages<ref>http://cwcki.club/index.php?threads/fb-4-5-fearful-of-working.1331/page-7#post-26095</ref><ref>[[:File:Waterman commission CWC $100 .png]]</ref>, as part of a pathetic attempt to get himself unbanned from a video game blog. To that end, Waterman provided a script for Sonichu 11, including a page in which he begged the moderator of the blog to unban him; however, Chris merely used the script for inspiration and heavily revised it to his liking<ref>http://cwcki.club/index.php?threads/fb-5-11-sonichu-sketches.1402/#post-29062</ref>.

On 5 September 2015, a set of uncolored development images of Sonichu #11 pages was leaked<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sonichu-11-development-images.12384</ref>. They appear to prove that the 2015 pages were in fact new, and not something he had been holding back for an extended time.
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The glorious, yet brief, resurrection of the comic on 4 September 2015, when Chris uploaded 11 new pages, was accompanied by a [[Etsy#Donate towards New Comic Book Pages|donation bucket]] on his new [[Etsy]] account. One day later, a Youtube reviewer named [[DStecks]] gave Chris $1,000, thinking that Chris would deliver 100 pages of Sonichu. The donation listing was one of his best-selling items, until Etsy forced him to remove it, apparently because it violated TOS<ref>[[May 2016 Facebook posts#Etsy listing removal]]</ref>.

Despite being paid, Chris only completed a further 16 pages before dropping the project for another ''two years''. Only 27 pages were added in 2015, but in them, the ubiquitous elements of ''Sonichu'' - boring and confusing plotlines, inappropriate portrayals of underage characters, walls of expository text and tone-deaf racism - are present and accounted for.

For the next two years, Chris would recycle a set of worn-out excuses for why he didn't feel like doing work he was paid to do. His typical claim of stress evolved to ADD<ref>[[February 2016 Facebook Posts#Bleeding Autism]]</ref>, then dementia<ref>[[2017 tweets#Doopie defends Chris]]</ref>, and he also blamed [[Lulu]] for banning him over Sonichu being fanfiction. He last made those comments in April 2017.

===2016===
Chris discussed the comic with [[Arthur Spatchcock]] in early 2016.

'''Chris:''' Yeah. And uh, kind of a spoiler, there will be a part in a future story where he-- where pretty much in a [[dream]] scenario, he has to swim in a river of essentially [[pickle]] brine juice.

'''Arthur:''' Oh no.

'''Chris:''' And he blows up during the swim.

'''Arthur:''' Really? So he's like, he's like deathly allergic to pickles?

'''Chris:''' Quite.

'''Arthur:''' He better hope he gets an [[wikipedia:Epinephrine|endephrine shot]] after that.

'''Chris:''' Well he's quite, uh, he's quite strong, so he's able to survive it, and at the end of the river is uh, is a healing pond at which he recovers from the allergy fairly quick.

'''Arthur:''' Well I guess that will definitely take care of that problem.

'''Chris:''' Yep.

'''Arthur:''' Now are you going to be introducing any more new characters into the series? Because right now you've already got quite a collection of people already ready to go. But seeing as how previous villains in the series have either been arrested, or, or gone, or dead, or missing, I should say, are you introducing new villains into the series based on the current, you know, issues in your life?

'''Chris:''' I would say that's still yet to be determined. But at least I was-- at least I am definitely glad to give [[Count Graduon]] a past human form with which to lead into his spirit, and um, [[Duck|very small]] spoiler, among the uh, people he'll be bringing in uh, the bodies, he finds somebody that looks nearly exactly like he used to, and he brings in-- he becomes one of the Jerkops, so he brings him in and moves his soul from the Metal Sonichu into that body.

'''Arthur:''' Now I gotta tell you right now, I definitely want to see more [[Metal Sonichu]].

'''Chris:''' Yeah, you'll definitely see Graduon's soul in Metal Sonichu's body, and uh, [[Skysoar]] will be employed under Graduon, and he'll make a few more of them.

'''Arthur:''' See, what you need in the series, I think to really push the bad guys now, instead of just having Jerkops, you need like, robotic Jerkops, like 2.0.

'''Chris:''' Uh, yeah, pretty much, uh...

'''Arthur:''' After all, when you have a hero like Sonichu... Sonichu is already pretty powerful, and all of his friends are pretty strong too. You need to start adding that concept of conflict by making the enemies tougher too.

'''Chris:''' ...Yes, that will be taken under consideration. I already have a few-- I already have a few ideas on my mind, among which. But that is definitely one I could definitely add into, uh, the uh, into the [[Jerkop]] and Janekops, there.

'''Arthur:''' Because--

'''Chris:''' Make 'em-- make 'em a bit cyborg.

'''Arthur:''' Yes, you know, it's like, uh, it's like [[Power Rangers]], the original Power Rangers, with Zordon? When they had the [[Wikipedia:Villains_in_Mighty_Morphin_Power_Rangers#Putty_Patrol|Putties]], and then they had the Lord Zedd Putties?

'''Chris:''' Yeah. ...Quite. But anyway, yes, I will take all that under great consideration.

===2017===
[[File:Beggingcountermay2017.png|thumb|Goddamnit, Chris.]]

After 561 days of [[stress]]-fuelled inaction, Chris suddenly resumed work on the comic in [[May 2017]], with a [[Live Drawing Stream]] on the 8th, in which he took half an hour to draw the line-art for a single page. The sketch from that session, with three others, were posted to Facebook on the 11th. On the 14th-15th, he recorded more drawing and filmed himself using Photoshop. On the 23rd, he posted twelve fully colored pages to Facebook, finally putting an end to the Christmas special.

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In June 2017, Chris finished more pages and placed them behind a patron-only wall on [[Patreon]], stating that free samples would no longer be available<ref>[[May 2017 Facebook posts#Patreon plans]]</ref>. This move is in marked contrast to what he had advertised on [[Etsy]] two years before, when he said, "[[Lie|All completed Past and NEW Pages will be uploaded and Publicly viewable on my Facebook Page.]]" Regardless of his shady [[business]] dealings, fans continued throwing money at him, with some leaking the pages to the general public.

After '''eight years''' of development, he finished Sonichu 11 on 30 June.

[[File:Sonichu 11 book.jpg|200px|thumb|Chris's copy of the book.]]
In July, he distributed print copies of the book, likely manufactured through [[Lulu]], to people who had pledged at least $20 to his [[Patreon]].<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/June_2017_Patreon_posts#Sonichu_11_page_91</ref>.

[[File:Sonichu11Credits.png|thumb|left|Part of the credits page]]
The printed edition of the book contains three pages worth of credits to people who had donated/pledged money to his Etsy and Patreon accounts, spanning nearly two years.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/June_2017_Patreon_posts#Book_11_completed</ref> The first two mentioned are early backers [[Waterman|Mister V.B.B.]] and [[DStecks|Daniel Steckly]].

===Speculation===

The ultimate content of future episodes was subject of much speculation. [[Sonic]] appears prominently on the cover, making his reappearance no surprise; however, the bizarre way that he returns (apparently "played" by [[Silvana]]) seems to be a misguided attempt to avoid [[copyright]] infringement by having the blue hedgehog not be the "real" Sonic.

Chris has said that "''The reboot will happen in Book 11 with the Clip Show Episode; most questions will be answered and plots revealed.''"<ref>[[Mailbag 51]]</ref> This was pretty incomprehensible, as a [[Wikipedia:Reboot (fiction)|reboot]] is a declaration by a Great Director that previously-established canon is null and void, or at least irrelevant. A [[Wikipedia:Clip show|clip show]], on the other hand, is a TV episode composed mainly of excerpts from previous episodes. Neither of these correspond to answered questions or revealed plots. It's possible that by "Clip Show," Chris meant that ''Sonichu'' #11 would contain more [[Wikipedia:backstory|backstory]], while by "reboot," he meant that the existing "plot" would be [[Chris and writing|clumsily resolved in a couple of pages]] before establishing a new status quo. In the end, neither of this really happened, the "clip show" instead being a flash-forward followed by a flashback.

==Episode 22: "A Sonichu Christmas"==
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[[Image:Virginmary.jpg|thumb|Take that, separation of church and state! Also: child molestation.]]
[[Image:Thisemotionyoucallwuvconfusesandinfuriatesus.jpg|thumb|She's addressing Chris.]]
''This episode is not numbered, but as it skips from 21 to 23, this is clearly intended as Episode 22.''

In [[December 2009]], in response to requests for a ''Sonichu'' Christmas special, Chris began to create a comic adaptation of "[[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story]]," at the same time as he was working on the original prose version of the story. This marks the second time that Chris's [[Chris and writing|prose]] was adapted into comic form - the short story "[[Sonichu & Rosechu… The Genesis of the Lovehogs]]" served as the basis for Episodes 1 and 2 in [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]]. The story contains nothing of substantial value to the overarching plot of ''Sonichu'', instead just depicting the Lovehogs and their hellish offspring partaking in various boring and tedious Christmas activities, with no conflict or general narrative friction whatsoever.

The comic opens to show Sonichu's family in various states of celebration for the Christmas season, with the house decorated for the holiday. For a wintertime scene, the lawn of 14 Brunchland Lane is impossibly green, while a bike is left out along the side of the house awaiting permanent rusting from the events to follow. This is because Chris [[Scrapbook of Fail|reused]] the [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/images/2/27/SchuComic9P34.jpg original 14 Brunchland Lane picture] seen in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]] with half-assed editing of the clouds and sky to a dark blue color to reflect the nighttime, the removal of [[Reldnahc]] running down the road, and the addition of poorly-rendered Christmas lights and a wreath onto the house. Chris believes toddlers can do a lot, as Cerah, Christine and Robbie hang stockings, rehearse for the overtly Christian school play, and help bake cookies. At least one of them appears to be in elementary school, so Chris likely forgot how old they were supposed to be.

While rehearsing for a Christmas pageant at her school, Christine plagiarizes a joke from ''[[Family Guy]]'' when she ad libs that the Virgin Mary may not really have been a [[virgin]]. Sonichu and [[Robbie]] are seen to be hanging stockings, and Robbie butchers a quote from a [[wikipedia:A Visit from St. Nicholas]]. After a long, boring conversation about what toys Robbie wants, the conversation finally ends with Sonichu giving a diabetes-inducing speech about loving his little angelic kids.

Meanwhile Rosechu and [[Cerah]] make cookies. Cerah makes a big deal about making a special cookie for a [[Jewish]] kid named [[Kevin the Jew|Kevin]] in an uncomfortably awkward attempt at sensitivity. The cookie, made in the vague shape of a candle, bears no resemblance to any Jewish symbol. The cookie is vanilla-flavored, in case the kid has some kind of food allergy. Rosechu and Cerah do not consider that anyone other than Jews might have food allergies. Cerah says "I wuv you!" while facing away from her mother and directly at the reader, apparently breaking the fourth wall.

In the living room, Robbie and Cerah notice that it has begun to snow. As they watch, Sonichu and Rosechu discuss the weather forecast and decide to hoard groceries while the roads are still clear. While Sonichu goes to the supermarket, Christine recites [[Wikipedia:Magnificat|Luke 1:45-55]] (which Chris types as Luke 1:46.5 - 55) while Rosechu watches and the children stare on with their soulless green eyes.. While this passage is commonly heard in Protestant churches, there's no way that any American public school in the 21st century could get away with anything this overtly religious without fear of legal reprisal.
Later, Sonichu returns home with groceries, and is welcomed home woodenly by Rosechu. His trip to the grocery store is not depicted or described in any way, rendering it a pointless plot feature.

The next morning, Sonichu and Rosechu sit in the kitchen drinking coffee. A [[KCWC]] announcer details [[CWCville]] school closings, and Sonichu expresses his anticipated enjoyment of a day spent with his family, hot "[[tobacky|coca]]" and a warm shower. Rosechu nags him to clear the snow burying their palatial residence, so Sonichu "bundles up for work." The kids wake and greet their father in unsettling unison, to which Sonichu replies with a hearty "good mornint". Noticing that all doors and windows are barred by mounds of snow, Sonichu decides to show off in front of the kids by jumping up the chimney and using his super speed to scatter the snow off of his yard, heedless of the likelihood that the light and fluffy snow he's moving will be blown towards a busy road and possibly cause a [[Son-Chu|tragic accident]]. Exhausted, he heads back into the house for [[Chris and health#Hygiene|a shower]]. Waiting patiently by the bathroom, Rosechu holds a hideous novelty Christmas towel and blesses Sonichu for doing thirty seconds of chores.

To bore us further, we are informed that Robbie [[Christian Weston Chandler|plays video games and watches television]] and reminded that Rosechu is motivated only by her [[Women's rights|desire to cook and clean]]. Cerah, meanwhile, plays ''Call of Duty: World at War'',, with Kevin the Jew. Kevin's character dies and his score is erased (even though ''Call of Duty'' doesn't work that way as a game), and when he complains, Cera chides him that he "[[Sonic Boom Protests|can't be so attached to a set of pixels]]." The two fight over the game, and soon after [[Magi-Chan]] begins chatting to Cerah telepathically about the incident, exploring her feelings for Kevin despite the fact that she's supposed to be a toddler. Meanwhile, Sonichu and Robbie meet a homeless woman and instead of offering her a place to sleep in their luxury home, they call her a cab to a soup kitchen. Robbie, eager for adulation, announces that he feels embarrassed by his professed enormous reservoir of empathy for the less fortunate.

Blake and Bubbles are approached by [[Inos]], who wishes them a happy Kwanzaa. Blake suddenly remarks furiously that he isn't [[Chris and race|racist]] before expressing furious rage at the mere notion of someone thinking he is black, insisting mystifyingly that his fur does not look "skinburn colour." A [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|retroactive flashback]] informs us that [[Simonla]] actually survived the Voltorb attack in ''Sonichu'' #10 due to a healing ability that was never referenced before. She is reunited with Wild, her daughter Sandy, and Zapina, who hugs Simonla and calls her "sis."

As they leave the hospital, Sandy's thoughts turn toward the [[Asperpedia Four|"bad men" in Amish Country]] and whether or not they celebrate Christmas. Wild immediately checks his smartphone and explains very tersely that the Amish actually celebrate two Christmases, focusing on "family, togetherness and reglion [sic]". Sandy imagines Mao and Alec trading simple building materials on Christmas, before almost orgasming at the thought of raising a barn. Mao and Alec also appreciate the fact that Sean is placated by rocks, for he indeed rocks. [[Evan]] is unmentioned. Sandy concludes her fantasy by proclaiming the Amish "weird". The entire segment is, of course, a ham-fisted attempt to remind everyone that Chris rectonned the violent deaths of these men in ''[[Sonichu 10]]'' into an exile into Amish country.

Wild and Simonla then take Sandy and Zapina off to [[Country Cookin']] to celebrate. A nunwarranted author's note informs the reader that all Sonichus and Rosechus drive hybrids. Meanwhile, up in the mountains for some reason, [[Magi-Chan]] and [[Silvana Rosechu]] huddle around a fire, and exchange wooden statements about how they are "fated" to be a couple. Silvana thanks Magi-Chan for all the character development that has occurred off-panel, and asks if he remembers how they first met. Magi-Chan suggests, [[Chris and Writing|"at the risk of breaking the fourth wall"]], they save the story they both know for another time. Silvana then demands they "shut up, make out and mate up" and Magi-Chan expresses his desire to destroy the mountain they are on via violent intercourse.

We then see [[Punchy]] decorating his dojo and [[Angelica]] "sets a table" (the "table" is the altar of her church, which Chris evidently believes Catholics use as a dining table). No sign of [[Reginald Sneasel|Reginald]] or [[Layla Flaafy|Layla]] though.

At long last, we see Christine performing in the Nativity Play. Suddenly, Christine begins to evolve, and runs off stage in embarrassment. She texts Rosechu about her clothes being destroyed and the great urgency with which she needs new ones. This once again muddies the waters regarding Sonichus and Rosechus and clothing; Christine is practically hysterical over not having any clothes to wear even though she's covered in fur and many of the Electric Hedgehog Pokemon never wear clothing at all. Clothing issues notwithstanding, Rosechu finds the now-adult Christine behind a locked door, and comforts her by sharing in a duet of [[Tomgirl|"I'm Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman"]]. Sonichu suddenly returns with "coat, sandals, socks, panties" before regaling everyone with a pointless, extremely detailed account of his trip home and back. Christine triumphantly returns to the stage and completes her part, despite dwarfing the rest of the cast.

After the play, Cera approaches Kevin and apologizes for killing off his video game character, offering him dreidel cookies as a way of making amends. Kevin calmly explains how Cera's aggressive video game playing has proven "too much for him" and unceremoniously breaks up with her. These characters are supposed to be very young children. Devastated, Cera breaks down into tears and the famously empathetic Robbie comes over to comfort her. Together, they cry for two whole minutes before deciding they're over it. Note that this is one of few occasions in ''Sonichu'' where an undesirable situation is not resolved in an artifically cheerful way. Christine scoops up her siblings, Rosechu mentioning how she's gone from "middle child to big sister", and they all head off in their electric car.

[[File:48.jpg|thumb|Chris shoots down Blake's plans for a threesome.]]
Later, at the [[CWCville Shopping Center]], all the Sonichus and Rosechus have gathered together around a large Christmas tree to engage in holiday merriment. Angelica reveals that she kicked Reginald out of her house after he "trashed her bed", but plans to apologize to him later. Punchy responds with the news that Layla has left him because she could not get along with the Bananasauros. Simonla asks what has become of Chris since her recovery, at which point Rosechu reveals that in the time since the last issue, Chris has transitioned into a woman and now goes by Christine. Sonichu goes on a spiel about accepting others for their differences and apologizes for past remarks he has made. Wild suggests that the gang should visit Chris to show their support, and the rest agree. [[Allison Amber]] makes her sole appearance this issue just to say that she has other plans and can't go with them.

In [[Virginia]], the assorted 'chus show up at Chris' house with a cake. Chris, who is depicted with photographs a la [[Sonichu 6]], accepts their kindness. Blake comments that Chris has a nice rack and then they all pose for a group photo, drawing to a close an episode that has been in the making for eight years.

==Episode 23: "Simonchu & Bananafunkle”==

{{see also|July 2017 Patreon posts#Simonchu & Bananafunkle script}}

[[File:VikingBoyBillyPatreon.png|thumb|Waterman has no self-respect.]]

In 2017, Chris posted Waterman’s 2015 script for this episode, which the latter had paid Chris $100 to produce. Chris had taken many artistic liberties with the material. Notably, Waterman had included a scene in which he pleaded with the administration of a video game blog to unban him; instead, Chris rewrote the lines to mock Waterman for being “juvenile.” Despite Chris being two years late on delivering, disregarding much of his script, and insulting him in the finished product, Waterman continued to give him money for the comic, donating through Patreon.

Summary

In West Virginia, Simonchu is repeatedly blown up by random underground Voltorbs while hunting for fossils when he receives a text from Simonla inviting him to her house. Simonchu decides to go and visit (taking a fossil and a Razor Claw with him), and we are treated to a flashback in which the retconned ending of Sonichu 10 shows that the Asperpedia 4 were not brutally murdered, but instead deprived of all their possessions by the state and imprisoned on an Amish farm for life in a less gory but still unconstitutional sentancing. Despite Simonla's retconned survival, Wild is shown screaming at a clearly distraught Simonchu, calling him a "murderer" despite nobody being dead, threatening to violently assault him (presumably with the intent to kill) over a murder that no longer took place. This begs the question-why does Simonchu risk death by showing up to Wild's house in person when he's clearly shown to own a perfectly functional iPhone?

Simonchu arrives at Simonla's house, where the latter suffers a fit of sanity and (reasonably) forgives Simonchu for his involvement in her not-murder, as after all, he wasn't the one who blew her up. Suddenly, Sandy returns home, and upon spotting Simonchu seems to immediately forget that her mother's death was retconned and yells at Simonla to "get away from that male". Simonla yells at her to apologize, and the mention of her middle name ("Samantha") inexplicably causes the clearly psychotic Sandy to enter a berserk state in which she breaks the fourth wall in order to threaten to drill the reader's dick off if they even so much as mention a variation on "Samantha".

Sandy refuses to forgive Simonchu for being "one of those trolls", prompting Simonchu to protest that he was against the assassination plot in the first place, to which Sandy screams at him to shut up. A clearly frightened Simonchu tries to stutter out a "Yes Sandy" in affirmation, but unfortunately Sandy is ALSO inexplicably enraged by shorthand variations on her FIRST name, which makes you wonder why Wild and Simonla don't just have Chris legally change it to something else so she doesn't drill someone's dick out at some point in the future.

The situation only escalates when Wild suddenly returns home, due to a Deus ex Machina sense telling him to be where the plot required him to be. Wild immediately pulls out a vine and by the next panel, Simonchu is out cold due to Wild committing the assault he threatened him with. It's only THEN that Simonla yells at her family to stop being idiots for five seconds, remember that her death was completely retconned out, and apologize to Simonchu for assaulting him once he regains conciousness. At no point does Simonla announce an intention to apologize to Simonchu for causing the whole mess by being too lazy to text her husband and daughter about this in advance.

Upon recovery, Simonchu claims that he was abused by the Asperpedia 4 by being trained to fight high level Pokémon and was "mentally dumbed down" by "videos of the seriously mentally challenged". Despite being locked in a cage, he was able to obtain Internet access by stealing someone's phone, getting Simonla's number, and sending her evidence of his plight. Simonla apparently promised to launch a rescue attempt that never took place.

Simonchu then explains that the plot against Simonla's life was a retaliatory strike for Chris's mass murder of hundreds of people in Sonichu #10. He details their plan to kill everyone Sonichu and Rosechu at the mall, which was apparently supposed to involve Sean throwing rocks at people and Alec setting more than one Voltorb. Simonchu explains that his role in the plan was to distract Magi-chan's psychic surveilance by thinking "Kill Simonla" repeatedly, a tactical decision that is comparable to setting off the sprinklers so you can commit arson. During his incarceration, Wild and Sandy visited him for the sole purpose of screaming at him for things that were clearly beyond his ability to control (once again calling him a "murderer" despite nobody dying), presumably because Simonla once again neglected to tell someone about an important thing involving Simonchu.

Wild and Sandy give a standard Chris pseudo-apology and the issue is promptly forgotten about. Simonchu goes on to explain that he moved to West Virginia to dig for fossils until recently, as he felt "banned from Virginia" despite being acquitted of any involvement in a crime and CWCville merely being one city out of many. Wild asks Simonchu for the Razor Claw so he can give it to Reginald so the latter can evolve, while Sandy offers to take Simonchu to the local museum to have the mystery fossil revived.

Thirty minutes later, Wild arrives at Angelica's church and gives her the Razor Claw. We then flash forward four days to December 22nd, 2008. Angelica gives Reginald the Razor Claw, the two have sex (thankfully offscreen for once)), and then promptly fall asleep. Reginald then presumably gains a level in his sleep while holding on to the Razor Claw at night, causing him to suddenly evolve into a Weavile. He then spends five minutes trashing every part of the room save for the section of the bed Angelica is still sleeping in due to some sort of feral rage. Angelica awakes to find Reginald huddled in the corner, now completely coherent and claiming that he's "evolved against his own will" (despite the fact that all he had to do to stop it was not hold on to the Razor Claw at night) and despite Angelica's pleas, he leaves for her safety because he thinks he is now "vicious and more dark than the night", forcing Angelica and her sister nuns to clean up his mess.

Chris then interjects, apologizes for not giving the episode a title yet, and explains that the rest of the episode will be based on a script Waterman gave him in 2015, though Chris states that he has taken creative liberty to add more details to the story.

Back on December 18th, 2008, Simonchu and Sandy arrive at the Museum and give the mystery fossil to an unnamed Rosechu scientist (who Simonchu considers asking out). While they wait for the fossil to be revived, Simonchu expresses an intention to move to CWCville and Sandy explains that despite being less than a few months old she was placed in the fourth grade after what was presumably a basic intelligence test. The scientist Rosechu then returns, announcing that the revived fossil is a new species of Pokémon that has been dubbed the Bananasaur (a Grass/Dragon type) and requests that Simonchu and Sandy breed it to obtain new Bananasaurs for research purposes.

The Bananasaur does not appear to be a normal Pokémon, as Sandy explains that it's not using whatever universal language Pokémon use to talk to one another to communicate. In fact, it appears to speak complete nonsense. At a nearby manga store, Punchy overhears what the Bananasaur is trying to tell Sandy--that he's a fan of Samurai Pizza Cats and AC/DC. Punchy enters the museum and begins to converse with the Bananasauros, who explains that he is the recently reincarnated spirit of someone who was struck by a car while listening to music on his phone while going to play vidya with his friends. Punchy offers the Bananasaur some Pocky, and Simonchu suggests that Punchy be the one to take care of the Bananasuar as nobody else can understand him.

Suddenly, the Bananasaur evolves into a banana-shaped dinosaur thing which Punchy dubs the Bananasauros (clearly meant to be Banana''saurus''). Punchy concludes that it must have been a friendship-induced evolution and takes the Bananasauros home. On the way to Punchy's house, the Bananasauros elaborates on his past life, claiming to be the reincarnated spirit of a high school "seinor", skateboarder, and "expert rad gamer" named David Rotgard. David the Bananasauros goes on to claim that he deserves his current fate, as shortly before his death he "cheaded Caitllyn on Henny". The two return home, and while David is happy to see that he can still operate a controller, Layla is upset that Punchy got a pet/adopted a baby/took in a random highschooler without so much as a phone call. Punchy promises to take care of their new friend, but Layla threatens to leave him if it becomes too much for her to handle. Punchy leaves to go play Call of Duty with his new roommate.

On December 22nd, Punchy takes David to the local Pokémon Day Care Center and forces him to have sex with a Ditto in the form of a female Bananasauros, telling him to suck it up. David is clearly traumatized by the whole experience and sorely regrets every life decision he made that resulted in being reincarnated as a banana dragon thing. After the Ditto lays the eggs containing David's children, David requests that he be neutered so he never has to be raped by a Ditto again. Later in the week, Punchy takes David to Nabe's dojo to teach him how to fight. Punchy easily gains the upper hand, until David notices a skateboard propped up against a tree after being thrown through a wall.

David crashes through the wall on a skateboard and begins fighting Punchy again, right after the Sonichu had patched up the holes from their training session a few moments ago. Punchy complains that David "lacks discipline" and is offended that he'd consider bringing a skateboard onto "sacred ground", but fights him anyway. David beats Punchy, as his skateboarding-based fighting style is too unorthodox for Punchy to read, but as he stands over Punchy and gloats, a loose floorboard flings Punchy into David with enough force to send both of them to the hospital.

Punchy and David return home to find Layla packing her bags, furious that Punchy would continue to associate with David after the latter's antics landed them in the hospital. Layla tells Punchy to not bother trying to find her, that she's unfriended him on Facebook, and that she never wants to see him again. Layla then slugs the Bananasauros in the face and ''devours part of his body'', commenting that he doesn't even taste like a fruit. David tries to apologize to Punchy via the standard Chris format, but Punchy is too pissed at him for destroying his relationship in just four days of existing to care.

Chris then butts in, declaring that he's going to be summarizing the rest of the episode because "time is short" and he wants to get on to his original ideas already. He explains that Layla hooked up with Reginald and got a job working as a secretary with the local power company and that the two moved in with each other shortly after Christmas. Punchy grows increasingly distraught as David doesn't pick up after himself, does nothing but play video games, and hogs the TV so much that Punchy can't enjoy Samurai Pizza Cats (with Chris insulting Waterman for the latter's idea that the two could be best roommates). David is hired for odd jobs by Shin-Nabe as a form of discipline training.

The episode ends with Magi-chan deciding to butt in, explaining that he's been looking for the cast's Mega Stones since the end of Sonichu 10, that he's fully aware of whatever it is that Graduon's planning, and spoilers that Chris will "nullify" a "spot of havoc" at a SLGBTQ festival in 2009, presumably referring to something in Sonichu #12, while claiming that Chris will stop writing slice of life stories after that.

==Episode 24, Part 1: "The Clip Show: Catching Up"==
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The last three pages contains a list of donors, as a sign of gratitude from Chris, which are only in the print version of the comic.

==Fan videos==

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| name = Sonichu #11 Trailer
| video = {{#ev:youtube|0hhhM_lfR-8}}
| stardate = 11 [[August 2011]]
| maker = archhalljr10
| subject = ''Sonichu'' #11
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==References==
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==External links==
* [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_11/Page_1 ''Sonichu'' #11]
* [https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.915813811846432.1073741853.100002534669114&type=3/ 2015 Pages of Sonichu 11]
* [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/that-one-issue.197/#post-20215 Mirror of Sysop's FALSE and DISHONEST version of pages 13-38]

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Wild Sonichu

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{| class="infobox" style="width: 21em; font-size: 90%;"
|-
! colspan="2" | [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] character
|-
| colspan="2" | [[Image:Wild.jpg|200px]]
|-
! colspan="2" |Wild Sonichu
|-
| '''Date of birth'''
| 2 February 1989 (in universe)
No later than 17 August 2004 (IRL)<ref>Chris created a [[Yu-Gi-Oh!#Custom Yu-Gi-Oh! Cards|Custom Yu-Gi-Oh! Card]] of Wild on 17 August 2004. It can therefore be inferred that Wild was not created at any point later than this date.</ref>
|-
| '''Gender'''
| Male
|-
| '''Length'''
| 4'7"<ref>{{CWCipedia link|Wild_Sonichu|Wild Sonichu on CWCipedia}}.</ref> (122 cm)
|-
| '''Weight'''
| 120 lbs (54 kg)
|-
| '''Parents'''
| Scyther (adoptive father), Venusaur (adoptive mother)
|-
| '''Education'''
| CWCville University ([[Dating Education]])<ref>See the events of [[Sonichu 9#Episode 19: Date Ed (Even Though the Idea Sounds Dated)|Episode 19]]</ref>
|-
| '''Species'''
| [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] ([[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]])
|-
| '''Type'''
| Electric/Grass
|-
| '''Evolves from'''
| [[Sonee]] (with Leaf Stone)
|-
| '''Residence'''
| Treehouse in CWCville
|-
| '''Occupation'''
| Carpenter
|-
|}
[[File:ModNation Wild.jpg|thumb|Wild in ''[[ModNation Racers]]'']]
[[File:SchuComic9P103.jpg|thumb|Wild's treehouse]]
'''Wild Sonichu''' is a [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] and supposed leader of the [[Chaotic Combo]] (although he still answers to Chris in any of his [[Sonichu (character)|Mary]] [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Sue]] [[Chris-chan Sonichu|incarnations]]) who formed from eggs released by the rainbow as a result of the collision between Super [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and a [[Pikachu]]. Like all of Chris's male characters, he is essentially a bland puppet whose strings are usually limp except for when Chris wants to project his masculine fantasies onto him.

He is a Grass/Electric type, and a combination of several characters:
*[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]
*[[Pikachu]]
*[[Wikipedia:Treecko|Treecko]] (tail)
*[[Wikipedia:Spider-Man|Spider-Man]] (swings from vines that retract from his arms and sticks to walls)
*[[Wikipedia:Espio the Chameleon|Espio the Chameleon]] (turns invisible, sticks to walls; both are on teams whose names are derivative of the word "chaos")
*[[Wikipedia:Tails (character)|Tails]] (he can use his tail as a propeller like Tails, although this power is not seen anywhere in the comics)

==Major Comic Appearances==

===[[Sonichu_3#Episode_10:_.22Sonichu_Babies.22|Sonichu Babies]]===
After being hatched, Wild is adopted by a [[Scyther]] and a [[Venusaur]]. Growing up in his [[Sonee]] form, he learns to use Vine Whip and Razor Leaf attacks like other Grass-type [[Pokémon]]. Somehow, his adopted father manages to teach him valuable skills by repeating the same thing over and over. He eventually evolves into a green likeness of [[Sonichu]] with a "leafy tail" that looks like a beaver tail. Said tail is claimed to be usable as a propeller, but this has yet to be used. Probably the least enigmatic [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]], which is quite a feat given Chris's tendency to provide no back-story for characters unless and until he has to.

===[[Sonichu_3#Episode_11:_The_Chaotic_Combo_in_.22When_Hedgehogs_Meet.22|When Hedgehogs Meet]]===

While swinging from vines, he is hit by [[Blake]] who is trying to steal the [[Legendary Master Sunstone]] on a hover board. He then teams up with the rest of the [[Chaotic Combo]] for the first time and they attempt to beat Blake to death for accidentally slighting them.

===[[Sonichu_4#Sub-Episode_2:_Christian_Chandler_in_.22The_Rise_.26_Fall_of_My_Heart.22| Sonichu #4 Sub-Episode 2]]===
Like Bubbles, Wild makes a Non-speaking appearance in the second Sub-Episode. Rosechu claims to him in a phone call that if he were human, he would fall for [[Hanna|Fandanna]] as Chris did. Even though Rosechu and Fandanna share no scenes prior to this call, we can assume Rosechu knows all about Fandanna, since when she isn't home making her man dinner, she's shopping at the mall.

===[[Sonichu_5#Episode_13:_.22Smashed_Hearts_.26_Entrapment.22|Smashed Hearts & Entrapment]]===

Wild and the Chaotic Combo are teleported to help fight [[Mary Lee Walsh]], but fail to save [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]] from being trapped in the [[Dark Mirror Hole]]. Naturally, they forget all about her (along with [[Chris]]) which frees up time for more relationship "drama" (in as much as Chris projecting his awful fantasies is dramatic) and horrible sex.

===[[Sonichu_6#Episode_14:_.22Evil_is_Afoot.21.22|Evil is Afoot]]===

Wild becomes jealous when [[Bubbles]] and [[Angelica]] talk about how cool [[Bionic the Hedgehog]] is. He says he would get all the girls if he wasn’t kicked off the team for illegal vine defense. This implies Wild is both a cheating liar and too stupid to understand basketball.

===[[Sonichu_8#Episode_17:_.22Rage_Against_the_Garbage.22|Rage Against the Garbage]]===

Wild, [[Sonichu]], and [[Rosechu]] are teleported to the [[4-cent_garbage.com]] Building to find a [[Sonichu Balls|Sonichu Ball]] and confront the evil [[Jason Kendrick Howell]]. Before entering the building, Wild laments (apropos of nothing) about how his "father" [[Scyther]] was captured by poachers. Interestingly enough, Wild never actually bothered to look for his "father" after he saw the "passing-of-the-torch look in his eyes". Wild proceeds to immediately switch topics, turn invisible and [[Metal Gear Solid|sneak]] into the world's least secure building. He eventually recovers one of the [[Sonichu Balls]].

===[[Sonichu_8#Episode_18:_Prologue|Episode 18 Prologue]]===

Here we see the [[Chaotic Combo]] celebrating their 19th birthday on 2 February 2008. This is a ham-handed attempt to make [[Chris]] look like less of a [[pedofork]]. Almost nothing happens.

===[[Sonichu_8#Episode_18:_.22Spring_Break.2C_2008.22|Spring Break]]===

Wild informs [[Punchy]] that his taste in women, namely [[Angelica]], sucks balls. Somehow Punchy is not offended, merely puzzled, and proceeds to plan out his [[Chris and sex|rape]]. Other than setting up a very flimsy premise for [[Sonichu 9]], Wild has no purpose in this comic, retarding him further as a character.

===[[Sonichu_9#Episode_19:_Date_Ed_.28Even_Though_the_Idea_Sounds_Dated.29|Date Ed (Even Though the Idea Sounds Dated)]]===

In the Dating Ed episode, Wild attends the class alongside Punchy, making it apparent that nearly every main character is a desperate loser. He is paired with [[Simonla]] by their teacher.

Of course, mere moments after meeting face to face, the two are hopelessly in love. In an attempt to simulate an actual romantic moment, Chris rips off Spider-Man by having Wild swing through the city with Simonla in his arms. After this one outing, Wild takes her home to his "vibrating bed" then Simonla shows him the blueprints of her home for no adequately explained reason.

===[[Sonichu_10#Episode_21:_Christian_Chandler_in_Director_Amenities|Christian Chandler in Director Amenities]]===

[[Image:Wild parenting tips.jpg|thumb|Wild Sonichu: Father of the Year.]]

After helping free Chris from the [[Time Void]], Wild mostly takes a low-key role in this issue until the waning pages of episode 21. Shortly after it is revealed that Wild and Simonla have conceived an egg together, Simonla is killed by a Voltorb planted in the ladies' room by [[Alec Benson Leary|Alec]]. Shortly after the announcement of Simonla's death, the egg hatches. Wild names his new daughter Sandy and raises her as a single father, ''Kramer vs. Kramer''-style (Simonla will be portrayed in the film version by Meryl Streep). The comic ends with a jury consisting of the now-grown Sandy and Wild sentencing Simonla's murderers to death. The father and daughter then personally cooperate to execute [[Evan]] in the bloodiest manner possible.

===[[Sonichu_11#2010_-_Hoax_conclusion| Hoax Comic]]===
In the troll conclusion, Wild is getting used to his role as a single father. After he says goodbye to Sandy, who walks to school alone, she is brutally run over after jaywalking and not looking where she was going, while the driver was on his phone. He rightfully tells Rosechu off after she tries to give some fake empathy at his daughter's funeral. Overcome by grief, with his wife and daughter dead, Wild commits suicide by shooting himself in the head towards the end of the comic.

===[[Sonichu_11#Episode_22:_.22A_Sonichu_Christmas.22|A Sonichu Christmas]]===
In this heartwarming ret-con story, Wild is overjoyed when Simonla, who survived the Voltorb attack with no explanation whatsoever, awakens from her coma. He informs Sandy on how the Amish celebrate the holidays, and the family celebrates with some [[List_of_restaurants#Country_Cookin|nutritious food]]. Once the gang all meets up, he suggests they go visit their newly-transitioned creator to [[Chris_and_his_Ego|<s>feed his ego</s>]] show their support.

==Outside the comics==

In a [[Chris dispels videogame rumors|video]] uploaded 13 [[September 2009]], Chris reveals that Wild Sonichu's adoptive Scyther father was in fact kidnapped "a long time ago". Chris goes on to reveal that Wild has to go and find him during the events of ''[[Sonichu Adventure]]''. He later on told [[Jackie]] a proposed backstory for Wild: ''"Wild Sonichu's story is of after he loses his father to some [[Pokémon|Pok'emon]] poachers (possibly of [[Team Rocket]] and [[Giovanni]]), and years later, he hears the call of his father from afar, and he sets forward to find and rescue him. The ending being he finds his Scyther father evolved to a [[Wikipedia:List_of_Pokémon_(202–251)#Scizor|Scizor]], and it draws into a plot similar to that in [[Star Wars]] between [[Christian Weston Chandler|Luke]] and [[Bob Chandler|Vader]]."''<ref>[[Jackie_E-mails]]</ref>

On 24 [[May 2014]], Chris revealed on [[Facebook]] that he has [[Simonla Rosechu#Resurrection|revived Simonla]]. As can be seen in the previous wikilink, earlier on that day Chris uploaded to Facebook a photo album featuring Simonla, with Wild being seen with her in some of the photos and even yiffing her in one.

==Gallery==

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File:Lego Wild.jpg|[[LEGO]] Wild.
File:Med Z.JPG|Wild Sonichu [[medallion]] made by Chris for a satisfied customer.
File:WildAmiiboA.jpg|A Wild [[Amiibo]] can be yours today on [[Etsy]].
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==References==
<references/>

{{CWCipedia|chris=Wild Sonichu}}

{{Hedgehog Boys}}
{{Not_Jerks}}
{{Sonichu}}

[[Category:Characters]]
[[Category: Sonichus]]

[[Category: Christian and the Hedgehog Boys band members]]

Polyamorous marriage

2018-04-30T22:52:37Z

Shipper Of Heart:

{{ongoing}}

In March 2018, Chris announced that his sweetheart search was over... yet again. He later mentioned that the supposed relationship involves three people (from the wording it is himself and two others), implying he is in a polyamorous relationship- the identities of these two are not known, though he claims they all know each other in person<ref>[[March 2018 social media posts]]</ref>, and has said that one of them is his "loving boyfriend"<ref>[[:File:NAME YOUR PRICE!!.jpeg]]</ref>, with the implication that the other is a woman.

On 10 April 2018, Chris came out as bisexual, apparently after discussion with the sweethearts<ref name=aprilposts>[[April 2018 social media posts]]</ref>. Days later, he uploaded a disturbing video, [[Dick Licker; that is I.]], in which he licked an image of a penis drawn on a wall. He also updated his [[Facebook]] to note that he is a Bisexual transwoman, "interested in men and women."

Earlier in the month, he had posted a drawing commemorating flat-chested women, depicting himself as flat-chested instead of with the usual comically-large breasts<ref name=aprilposts></ref>. While he declined to mention what had spurred him to make the drawing, the changes to Chris's sense of sexuality points to his new sweethearts as being trolls.

Another out-of-character video surfaced in April, [[One-Hundred!]], in which Chris exercises with dumbbells.

In a tweet on 16 April, Chris inadvertently let slip a clue as to how he was being trolled:

{{quotebox|I had not heard much of the Nostalgia Critic yet, but in Cwcville, apparently, Christine and the Hedgehog Boys made a song about him, “The Nostalgia Critic Did Nothing Wrong!” So, some of my family and species likes him. Cool. :) <ref name=aprilposts></ref>}}

The planting of ideas into Chris's imaginary land echoes the technique used by [[Idea Guy]]. Speculators theorize that it is the work of a copycat, as the original Idea Guy was doxed and forced to end his association with Chris several months earlier.

On 17 April, the influence over Chris became much more obvious. Chris's Twitter account repeatedly posted slanderous lies about him<ref name=aprilposts></ref>. He then deleted the tweets, claiming a hack had occurred - this is unlikely due to the speed at which he was able to remove the posts. Again, the content pointed to the likelihood of an Idea Guy copycat. Chris, being [[naive]] may have simply handed over the password, just as he did with Idea Guy<ref>[[Idea Guy Q&A]]</ref>.

Chris claims to have actually given oral sex to his male sweetheart, which would be farther than he has gotten with any of his previous sweethearts, though this could be a [[Chris's resume|fabricated credential with the aim of getting a job]] - namely a [[Chris and sex#Prostitution|$50 blowjob-for-money deal]] with a probable troll's supposed friend.<ref>[[:File:NAME YOUR PRICE!!.jpeg]]</ref> Apparently, Chris's relationship is not merely polyamorous but open, as he claims his sweethearts have no objection to his return to prostitution. They also seem to be okay with Chris's Facebook and Twitter image being an image of 'fanart', depicting him being kissed by a female fan.

==References==
<references/>

{{People}}

2018 Sales Listings

2018-04-23T23:27:09Z

Shipper Of Heart: /* Lot of 32 porn drawings */

{{ongoing}}

This page lists the stuff Chris offered for sale in [[2018]]. In addition, he also sold Sonichu comics printed through [[Lulu]] via [[Patreon]].

{| class="wikitable"
|Month
|Sales (based on when item was listed)
|-
|January
|$850
|-
|February
|$390
|-
|March
|$610
|-
|April
|
|}

==January==
===Pokemon binders===
{{see also|C-Log 01312018 - Selling my Older Pokémon Cards for my mother’s teeth}}

====Chris Chan’s Very First Pokemon Card With Companion Autographed Nintendo Power====
*Listed: 31 [[January 2018]], as Buy It Now
*Price: $150, free shipping

*Sold: 31 January

{{quotebox|Hey, y’all. I’m selling off my old Pokémon TCG Card Collection to help with my mother’s dental work. This is the Very First Pokemon Card I Ever got, a Base Set Charmeleon that came with my copy of Volume 118 Of [[Nintendo Power]] Magazine. What you see is what you get; see my [[YouTube]] video, “C-Log 01312018” for further details. This is Personally Certified and Verified; it will be shipped in a bubble envelope. The Magazine is personally autographed, and complete with the original address label from when I received it in February, [[1999]].

Thank You.

International Shipping is okay with this listing.}}

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====Collection Of Old Promo Pokemon Cards From Chris Chan, Herself ====
*Listed: 31 January 2018, as Buy It Now
*Price: $200, $3.50 Standard shipping

*Sold: 31 January

{{quotebox|Hey, everyone. I am selling my old [[Pokémon]] Card Collection for my mother’s dental work. This is my Promo Card Binder, with various Promo Cards, and extra bonuses. See [[C-Log 01312018 - Selling my Older Pokémon Cards for my mother’s teeth|my YouTube video, “C-Log 01312018”]] for further details; what you see is what you get. Binder, card pages and sleeves are included.

Thank you.

No international shipping.}}

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====lot of 150+ old rare pokemon cards from Chris Chan, Herself ====
*Listed: 31 January 2018, as Buy It Now
*Price: $700, $5.15 Standard shipping
*Reduced to $500 on 3 February

*Sold: 3 February

{{quotebox|From me, personally, here is more than 150 of my old Pokémon TCG Cards and Bonus items. The Binder, Card pages and sleeves are included; what you see is what you get. All of them are Real; the collection goes up to Legendary Collection Expansion.

I am selling this to help with my mother’s needed dental work. See my video on YouTube “C-Log 01312018” for more details.

Thank you.

No international shipping.}}

==February==
===Binder of UFS cards===
*Listed: 3 February 2018, as Buy It Now
*Price: $300, $10 Standard shipping
*Sold: 7 February 2018 for $150, $10 Standard shipping

{{quotebox|

Hi, Again! I have more Cards to sell, this time of Universal Fighting Series ([[Soulcalibur]], [[CWC Fighter|Street Fighter]], Tekken and [[Wikipedia:Darkstalkers|Darkstalkers]]); more funds for [[Barb|my mother]]’s dental work and other related expenses. This binder has More than 200 Cards Included; what you see is what you get, and more; All Real Cards. Binder, card pages and sleeves are included.

Thank you.

No International Shipping with this binder.}}

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===Trashed [[Sonichu 14]] pages===
*Listed: 22 February 2018, as Buy It Now
*Price: $100

*Sold: 22 February

{{quotebox|Hey, y’all. Christine Chandler here with yet another Special Offer! I accidentally spilled some acrylic paint onto my book 14 cover and page drawings. I shall trace and redraw them, but I am selling the stained art, complete with certificate of authenticity. Real Collectable! :)}}

===Pile of bootleg games===
[[File:FakeEmerald.jpg|thumb|150px]]
Pokemon LeafGreen
*Listed 27 February, as Buy It Now (6 available)
*Price: $20.29 + $2.50 Standard Shipping
*Sold: all copies

Pokemon Emerald
*Listed 27 February, as Buy It Now
*Price: $20.00 + $2.50 Standard Shipping
*Sold: 27 February

{{quotebox|Selling a few copies of Pokémon LeafGreen that I was gifted some time ago. They all have been checked and passed for full functionalities, and any past save data was erased from each of them. To help my mother and I some more, please. Thank you. :)}}

[[File:Lucas Williams gifted Chris 25 bootleg video games.png|thumb|150px]]
''Note: Chris acquired the games from a [[ween]] who was gullible enough to believe that Chris needed money for grocery bills during the Financhu Crisis and thus sent him a set of 25 Pokemon games to resell. Chris found the package in the hoard two years later.''

''it should also be noted that Chris claimed each game was "checked and passed", and save data had been erased. He may be fully aware that some (or all) of the games are bootlegs''

==March==
===Sailor Moon ticket===
[[File:SailorMoonTickets.png|thumb|150px]]

*Listed 6 March, as Buy It Now
*Price: $15, free shipping
*Chris cancelled the auction on 20 March, three days after the show.

{{quotebox|Ticket For Sailor Moon The Musical At Alamo Drafthouse Theater

Winchester, VA, USA

I was going to see this movie with my friends, but we found a theater closer to our location that will also be showing it. And I can’t get a refund for this ticket; purchased it online. It is for Row 4, Seat 1; this is an awesome show. Please help me out. Full ticket will be sent via private message after sale. Thank you.}}

''Note: The show is for 17 March, yet Chris set the eBay listing to end on 5 April. Chris had purchased an aisle seat and the seat next to it was still available, putting into question Chris's claim about wanting to see the show with friends. It's very possible he met [[Gal Pal|someone]] who was also going to the show but had a closer seat, even though some places, if the seating is open, may allow goers to take a closer seat. He also says he will be going to a showing closer to Ruckersville, even though all current locations for the musical are only slightly closer/way farther than Winchester, meaning Chris will drive 1.5-2 hours just to see a screening (not live) of a Sailor Moon show''

''It should also be noted that only two seats at this time (3-10, 6:52 PM CST) are taken that are "closer" to the stage- Row 2 seats 8 and 9- even though all the seats are the exact same price of 15 dollars. It should also be noted its far away from other people- the front row and the handicap row behind are clear''

{{clear}}

===Cole's comic collection===
{{see also|Selling Vintage Comic Books (Cole Smithey’s Comic Books)}}

*Listed: 14 March, eBay
*Sold:

{| class="wikitable"
|Issue sold
|Price
|-
|DC Super Stars Teen Titans #1
|$15
|-
|DC The Original Swamp Thing Saga #1
|$20
|-
|Army at War #1
|$10
|-
|Batman #273
|$10
|-
|Rima, the Jungle Girl #1
|$20
|-
|Marvel Treasury Edition Special: 2001 A Space Odyssey #1
|$20
|-
|Shazam! #1
|$50
|-
|DC Tor The Caveman #1
|$10
|-
|Famous 1st Edition Wonder Woman #1
|$30
|-
|Beowulf #1
|$10
|-
|Batman #289
|$15
|-
|Stalker #1
|$10
|-
|Man-Bat #1
|$10
|-
|Claw The Unconquered #1
|$10
|-
|Blitzkrieg #1
|$25
|-
|Dynamic Classics #1
|$10
|-
|DC Man-Bat #2
|$10
|-
|Battle Classics #1
|$10
|-
|Shade, the Changing Man #5
|$10
|-
|Star Hunters #1
|$10
|-
|DC Secret Origins #1
|$15
|-
|The Shadow #1
|$15
|-
|Secret Society of Super-Villains #1
|$15
|-
|Total
|$360
|}

{{collapsible
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Shazam! #1 (Feb 1973, DC)
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Marvel Treasury Edition Special: 2001 A Space Odyssey #1
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Secret Society of Super-Villains #1 (May-Jun 1976, DC)
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Marvel Treasury Edition #8 Giant Holiday Grab-Bag 1975
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Famous 1st Edition Wonder Woman #1 DC #F-6
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Marvel Treasury Edition #9 Giant Superhero Team-Up
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Shade, the Changing Man #1 (Jun-Jul 1977, DC)
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Batman #273 (Mar 1976, DC)
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Sherlock Holmes #1 (Sep-Oct 1975, DC)
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Shade, the Changing Man #5 (Feb-Mar 1978, DC)
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DC The Sandman #1
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DC Super Stars Teen Titans #1
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Batman #289 (Jul 1977, DC)
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DC The Original Swamp Thing Saga #1
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DC Man-Bat #2 1976
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Battle Classics #1 (Sep-Oct 1978, DC)
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Dynamic Classics #1 (Sep-Oct 1978, DC)
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Rima, the Jungle Girl #1 (Apr-May 1974, DC)
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The Shadow #1 (Oct-Nov 1973, DC)
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Man-Bat #1 (Dec 1975-Jan 1976, DC)
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DC Secret Origins #1
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Claw The Unconquered #1 VG+ Chan Origin and 1st Appearance Claw Sword & Sorcery
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DC Tor The Caveman #1
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Star Hunters #1 (Oct-Nov 1977, DC)
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DC Strange Sports #1
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Stalker #1 (Jun-Jul 1975, DC)
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Beowulf #1 (Apr-May 1975, DC)
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Blitzkrieg #1 (Jan-Feb 1976, DC)
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}}

===Lot of 17 PS2 games===
*Listed: 15 March, on Facebook Marketplace
*Price: $200

{{quotebox|[[File:Lot of PS2 games for $200.jpg ‎|200px]]

Love little stack of PS2 games, featuring Inuyasha, Transformers, Sonic Mega Collection Plus, PaRappa 2, Taiko Drum Master, Crash Tag Team Racing, Kingdom Hearts, ATHF Zombie Ninja Pro-Am, Aeon Flux, The Guy Game, Family Guy, Rygar, DDR Extreme, Klonoa 2, Tekken TAG Tournament, Movile Suit Gundam and Dark Cloud. Not selling Individually or breaking the lot; not taking lower than the asking price.}}

===Pokéwalker===
*Listed: 22 March
*Price: $100, $3.50 shipping
*Sold: 23 March

{{quotebox|[[File:Pokewalker ebay 2018.jpg‎|200px]]

[[Pokéwalker of Fail|S-Chu Ball Custom-painted Pokewalker NEW BATTERY Pokemon DS Heartgold SoulSilver]]

Owned And Used By Christine Weston Chandler

Hey, y’all. This is my own PokeWalker with custom painting on the front to make it look like an S-Chu Ball from my “Sonichu” book series. There is no game included, but it still has a Spikey-Ear Pichu on it. Its battery has just been replaced. My signature is on the back panel, it includes a personal Certificate of Authenticity, and will be sent in a bubble envelope. A Lovely One-Of-A-Kind Item from Myself, the Author and Chronicler of Sonichu, personally. Complete with attached KK Slider Charm.

Even without a HeartGold or SoulSilver game, this item is still fun to play the mini-games with.}}

===Game Boy w/ Tetris===
*Listed: 27 March
*Price: $150
*Sold: 27 March

{{quotebox|Christine Weston Chandler Nintendo Game Boy Launch Edition Gray Handheld System

Yet another TREASURE to Fully Enjoy; owned by me since 1989, auotographed, (batteries will not be included in shipment), and complete with the very same copy of TETRIS it came packaged with. It Was a Christmas Present. It will be shipped in a small box. And Personal Certificate Of Authenticity WILL Be included. For IMMEDIATE SALE. Thank You.}}

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==April==
===More of Cole's stuff===
====Rocket illustration poster====
*Listed: 5 April
*Price: $100. Lowered to $50 on 14 April.

{{quotebox|Cole Smithey’s Model Flight Rocket Sequence Project Poster

A Lovely Poster written and drawn by Cole and his partner in school. Comes complete with Certificate of Authenticity signed by me and our mother.}}

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====School papers, awards====
*Listed: 5 April
*Price: $200. Reduced to $150 on 6 April. Lowered to $50 on 14 April.
*Sold: 17 April

{{quotebox|Assortment Of Cole Smithey’s School Papers And Such

A collection of Cole Smithey’s handwritten reports, short stories and other things. What you see is what you get. Comes complete with Certificate of Authenticity signed by me and our mother.}}

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====KISS folder====
*Listed: 5 April
*Price: $200
*Reduced to $150 on 6 April
*Sold on 7 April

{{quotebox|Cole Smithey’s KISS Folder With KISS Memorabilia

Collection of assorted KISS Memorabilia and drawings from and owned by Cole Smithey. Comes complete with Certificate of Authenticity signed by me and our mother.}}

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====September 1976 Disney Magazine====
*Listed: 5 April
*Price: $50. Lowered to $25 on 14 April.
{{quotebox|Vintage Disney September 1976 Magazine, owned by Cole Smithey. Comes complete with Certificate of Authenticity signed by me and our mother.}}

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====Lot of 28 Army at War comics====
*Listed: 9 April
*Price: $280. Reduced to $200 on 9 April. Lowered to $150 on 14 April.

{{quotebox|This is all of the remaining “Army At War” Comic Books owned by Joseph Cole Smithey; 28 books in all. This is a LOT Sale; No Individual Book sales will happen from this listing, whatsoever. Books included are Numbers 295, 327, 313, 312, 277, 278, 279, 280, 281, 282, 283, 286, 290, 291, 292, 239, 238, 294, 265, 293, 274, 275, 276, 270, 240, 241, 273, 266, and 253. Each and every book is legitimate as they were all purchased back in the 1970’s, comes in a comic book bag and cardboard backing, and an individual Certificate of Authenticity for each of them signed by our mother and I. For Immediate Sale. Thank you.}}

===Art 101 Building Artist Set MISP===
*Listed: 5 April
*Price: $20
{{quotebox|What you see is what you get in this Art Set; Mint I’m Sealed Package.}}

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===Custom Wiimote===
*Listed: 9 April
*Price: $150. Lowered to $100 on 9 April
*Sold: 13 April

{{quotebox|Christine Chandler’s wiimote with motion plus and nunchuck- Custom Painted

Personally owned and painted by me, this is my [[Wiimote]] with attachable joystick for cross pad, USB rechargeable battery, Motion Plus attachment, silicone cozy, Nunchuck and Nunchuck Caddy attachment. And a personal Certificate of Authenticity will be included as well.}}

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===Lesbian pride flag===
*Listed: 10 April
*Price: $100
*Sold: 10 April

{{quotebox|Lesbian Pride Flag, Owned By Christine Weston Chandler

My Lesbian Pride Flag; I’ve owned and displayed this flag proudly for a more than a couple of years now. Complete with fresh autograph on the edge. Certificate of Authenticity will be included with the flag, and it will be shipped, folded, in a sealed bubble envelope.}}

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===Korean church Bible===
*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $200
*Chris cancelled the listing after realizing he did not have another copy of the Bible.

{{quotebox|Christine Weston Chandler’s NIV Compact Thinline Bible 1996 Leather Bound Cover

With Prayer Pouch And Rock Symbolizing God-Foundation

Personally presented to me by the reverend of the Korean Cannan Church in 2000 for my High School Graduation. This Bible has seen a number of reads and visits to the church with me. Also included with the Bible is a Prayer Pouch and a Rock of God, given to me years later by Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church. With my old name, and my present name in personal Autograph, with a personal Certificate of Authenticity to be included as well. This will totally be a lovely collectible and reference to Christianity for anyone.}}

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===Teal hair color===
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*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $25, 5 available. Lowered to $15 on 15 April.
*Sold one on 15 April

{{quotebox|I am totally changing my [[hair]] colour to a dark blue, so I’m selling my leftover, unopened and unused Teal Colour Conditioner. Colour your hair as I did for a while. Be Tealfully Proud like I was. Gloves are not required for applying the conditioner in the shower; be sure you apply it after your regular shampoo and conditioner, and make caring for your hair come First before washing the rest of your body. I enjoy a daily shower with Irish Spring Soap, Garnier Fructise Paraban-Free Shampoos and Conditiners, and water. Rinse off your Colour conditioner Only after finishing washing your body and face, or five minutes after applying it into your hair. And try to keep your Colour-conditioned hair from getting hit by the water before the time is proper to rinse it out, for Best colourful results.}}

===Transformers===
Chris originally offered these to have his signatures. He then removed them and took new photos for the listings, following fan feedback that the signatures were devaluing the toys<ref>[[April 2018 social media posts]]</ref>

====Commemorative - Series IV, Prowl====
*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $150. Lowered to $100 on 15 April.

====G1 Soundwave====
*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $100. Lowered to $50 on 15 April, then to $30 on 17 April.
*Sold: 18 April

====G1 - Blaster====
*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $100. Lowered to $50 on 15 April, then to $30 on 17 April.

====G1 Sandstorm====
*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $100. Lowered to $50 on 15 April, then to $30 on 17 April.

====G1 Breakdown====
*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $25
*Sold: 15 April

====G1 Octane====
*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $100. Lowered to $50 on 15 April, then to $30 on 17 April.

====G1 - Astrotrain====
*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $100. Lowered to $50 on 15 April, then to $30 on 17 April.

====G1 Battletrap====
*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $100. Lowered to $50 on 15 April.

====Heroes Of Cybertron Megatron====
*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $150. Lowered to $50 on 15 April.

====Cybertron Galvatron====
*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $150. Lowered to $50 on 15 April.

====Animated Grimlock====
*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $100. Lowered to $50 on 15 April, then to $30 on 17 April.

====Armada Cheetor====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30

====Beast Wars Transmetals Cheetor====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30

====Cybertron Vector Prime====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30
*Sold: 17 April

====Armada Starscream====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30
*Sold: 17 April

====G1 Siverbolt====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30
*Sold: 17 April

====G1 Tracks====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30

====G1 Crosshairs====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30

====G1 Sureshot====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30

====G2 Sideswipe====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30

====G2 Jazz====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30

====Beast Wars Transmetal Tarantulas====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30
*Sold: 17 April

====Beast Wars Transmetal Rattrap====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30

====G1 Kup====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30

====G2 Inferno====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $50

====G1 Jetfire====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $50

====G2 Megatron====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $50

====G1 Pretender Bumblebee====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $50

====Animated Sentinel Prime====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $20

====G1 Motormaster====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30

====Animated Starscream====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30
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===Rare Vintage Bandai Gobots Combiner Puzzler 100% Complete===
*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $100.

{{quotebox|This is my Complete Six-Piece Combiner from GoBots: Puzzler; a personal Certificate of Authenticity will be included with the set. Face has been missing from police car bot for years.}}

===[[Amnyfest Ring]]===
*listed: 14 April
*Price: $1,000, then raised to $10,000. The next morning, he halved it to $5,000, then set it back to $1,000.
*Shipping: $5
*Chris cancelled the listing on 15 April. Ebay notes the action as, "This listing was ended by the seller because the item is no longer available." During a [[Twitch]] stream on 17 April, Chris mentioned that he had sold the ring off-site and had thus pulled the listing.

{{quotebox|Here you are, AN Ultimate Collectible: my Class Ring. Made from white gold, housing an Amethyst birth stone with a galaxy cut on top and a rainbow cut on the bottom for visual effect (or what’s left of one), with my initials engraved inside the ring. Custom made by Herriff Jones jewelry. Comes complete with Personal Certificate of Authenticity. Ring size: 7.<ref>http://archive.is/kgXSp The Amnyfest ring listing</ref>}}

On Twitter, a fan advised, "Don't sell that, Chris... It's the source of your power!." Chris replied:

{{quotebox|No, the ring is not the source of my power. My power source is inside me, behind where my Medallion hangs over. Yet, I still require my Medallion, so the ring is for sale.}}

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===Wii U fit meter===
*Listed: 18 April
*Price: $100

{{quotebox|This is my personal Wii U Fit Meter, Complete with my own Mii saved onto it; no game required for a wear on your waistline or bra to measure and count the number of steps you’ve taken. Follow in my steps for More than 10,000 Speed-Walking steps per day. Comes complete with Personal Certificate of Authenticity from me, Christine Weston Chandler.

Act NOW on buying my Fit Meter, and get a Bonus: the last bottle of Teal Overtone I emptied, Autographed.}}

===Lot of 32 porn drawings===
*Listed: 23 April
*Price: $1,000
*The listing was pulled within a few hours, apparently due to reports as eBay does not allow people to sell pornography drawings (unless put in the correct categories, which Chris did not do)

The listing included the cut-up remains of [[shecameforcwc]]. Note how most of the art is censored as well (including Chris's man-nips)

{{quotebox|I am selling off, as a lot, all 32 of my past and recently-drawn porn drawings I drew personally over the years, including all of the pieces of the torn up “She Came For CWC” drawing in an envelope. Go ahead, you Pervs! You know you Want to pay Large for this lot directly from me. No Certificate of Authenticity will be included, because All of these drawings only bring me feeling ashamed of myself from my past. No Negotiations and No Returns.}}

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==References==
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Template:Da update

2018-04-23T23:24:13Z

Shipper Of Heart:

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*23 April - Chris lists [[2018 Sales Listings#Lot of 32 porn drawings|32 porn drawings for sale on eBay]], including cut-up pieces of [[shecameforcwc]], asking price: $1,000. He also [[April 2018 social media posts#Selling porn art, debt collector after me|states there's a debt collector after him]], who is demanding payment by the 27th. The listing was later reported and removed due to Chris breaking EBay rules and selling porn on EBay.
*22 April - Chris [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:CWC_profile_pic_April_2018.jpg changes his Twitter profile picture.]
*21 April - Chris uploads [[I’m Sorry for Ruining so many Fandoms‎‎]] to [[Chris and remorse|apologize]] for ruining his associated fandoms, most notably [[My Little Pony]]
*20 April - Chris delivers [[April 2018 Paid Video Requests#Message to Dio Brando, Plus I Need a New Phone!|another video request]] (which is bookended by him begging for money to get a new phone) for "[[Jack Z]]", a fan that actively gives him money, [[Autism|hoping it will boost his YouTube career]].
*18 April - Chris uploads two videos, the first video being a recorded dance and the second upload being a happy birthday wish for Frank, a friend of Jack Z, the person who gave Chris $1,200 for [[BronyCon]]. He then [[April 2018 social media posts#Exercising on a treadmill|brags about]] [[List of Chris's lies|walking for two hours at 4mph on a treadmill]] on Twitter.
*17 April - After a series of [[April 2018 social media posts#Chris's Twitter controlled by troll|bizarre tweets]], Chris claims his Twitter account was hacked, retrieving it just minutes after the alleged hack - also deleting his tweets about wanting money for BronyCon. Chris then uploads [[Look, I Am helping my mother and I with the monies]], followed by a live Captain's Log on [[Twitch]] promoting his [[eBay]] sales and featuring [[Barb]]. A few hours after the stream had ended, Chris uploaded [[I have been paid to go; we’ll see if I can go (Seriously To Be Determined)]], thanking Jack Z, a [[fan]] who gifted him $1,200 so that he could attend [[BronyCon]] 2018 in the hopes the two could meet.
*16 April - Chris uploads two videos. One is an apology to a [[With Apologies to Mister Resident|ween posing as his professor from PVCC]], another is him demonstrating his strength by [[One-Hundred|lifting dumbbells]]. A ween uploads [[April 2018 Paid Video Requests#A few seconds of Barb dancing|a 4-second video of Barb]] to his channel, presumably having paid Chris for it. Later, Chris [[April 2018 social media posts|explains the latest streak of begging]] - he wants $600+ in order to go to [[BronyCon]].

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Template:Quote of the now

2018-04-18T22:27:11Z

Shipper Of Heart:

{{quote|NO CALLS!|Chris's response to someone calling him during a [[Twitch#CLog_04172018_-_Buy_My_Toys|stream]]
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2018-04-17T16:48:46Z

Shipper Of Heart:

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*17 April - After a series of [https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Da-4JMPW0AAcqaS.jpg:large | bizarre tweets], Chris claims his Twitter account was hacked, retrieving it just minutes after the alleged hack- also deleting the tweet about wanting money for BronyCon.
*16 April - Chris uploads two videos. One is an apology to a [[With Apologies to Mister Resident|ween posing as his professor from PVCC]], another is him demonstrating his strength by [[One-Hundred|lifting dumbbells]]. Later, he [[April 2018 social media posts|explains the latest streak of begging]] - he wants $600+ in order to go to [[BronyCon]].
*15 April - Chris uploads [[Dick Licker; that is I.|a video of himself licking penises he drew on his wall.]] He [[April 2018 social media posts|removes his autographs from the Transformer toys]] put up for sale on ebay following feedback from fans complaining about it, and gets snappy at one fan. He also admires a CWC cosplayer, saying she is hot. Finally, he updates his [[Facebook]]'s Basic Information section to note his newfound bisexuality and that he is interested in men and women.
*14 April - Chris offers the [[Amnyfest Ring]] for sale, [[2018 Sales Listings|listing it for $10,000]].
*13 April - Chris lists more of his personal belongings and toys for sale. He also makes another [[Buy Right Now from eBay|begging video]].
*11 April - On the 74th day of the Sonichu comic's hiatus, Chris apologizes for the lack of updates. He records [[I’m stressed, but I am working]] and begs for more sales.
*10 April - Chris [[April 2018 social media posts|comes out as bisexual]].

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2018-04-17T16:43:25Z

Shipper Of Heart:

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*17 April - After a series of bizarre tweets, Chris claims his Twitter account was hacked, retrieving it just minutes after the alleged hack- also deleting the tweet about wanting money for BronyCon.
*16 April - Chris uploads two videos. One is an apology to a [[With Apologies to Mister Resident|ween posing as his professor from PVCC]], another is him demonstrating his strength by [[One-Hundred|lifting dumbbells]]. Later, he [[April 2018 social media posts|explains the latest streak of begging]] - he wants $600+ in order to go to [[BronyCon]].
*15 April - Chris uploads [[Dick Licker; that is I.|a video of himself licking penises he drew on his wall.]] He [[April 2018 social media posts|removes his autographs from the Transformer toys]] put up for sale on ebay following feedback from fans complaining about it, and gets snappy at one fan. He also admires a CWC cosplayer, saying she is hot. Finally, he updates his [[Facebook]]'s Basic Information section to note his newfound bisexuality and that he is interested in men and women.
*14 April - Chris offers the [[Amnyfest Ring]] for sale, [[2018 Sales Listings|listing it for $10,000]].
*13 April - Chris lists more of his personal belongings and toys for sale. He also makes another [[Buy Right Now from eBay|begging video]].
*11 April - On the 74th day of the Sonichu comic's hiatus, Chris apologizes for the lack of updates. He records [[I’m stressed, but I am working]] and begs for more sales.
*10 April - Chris [[April 2018 social media posts|comes out as bisexual]].

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Chris and sexuality

2018-04-12T01:27:20Z

Shipper Of Heart: /* Asexuality */

To this day, Chris's '''sexuality''' is very questionable. Before [[Bob]]'s death, Chris had an intense fear of "[[CWC-isms#S|falling off the straight path]]". He feared that by being in contact with gay people, he himself, would pick up the [[Sonichu 10|gay virus]], and his LoveQuest would take a complete 180. He currently identifies himself as a "lesbian transwoman" with a "[[CWC-isms#L|lesbian soul]]". Initially, this transformation was a result of him thinking this method will attract the most mates by being attractive not only to straight women but also to lesbians and bisexual women, failing to realize that gay people are a minority group and that straight women are usually not attracted to cross-dressing men. As the Tomgirl saga progressed, however, Chris got more and more flooded in his new sexual identity. Currently, Chris identifies as bisexual, now explicitly identifying himself as somewhat gay.

==Homosexuality==
[[Image:0067-Christian&Barbie.jpg|thumb|right|Chris tried to stay straight from an early age, by posing with Barbie.]]
{{Main|Homos}}

As stated above, Chris used to have an irrational fear towards homosexual men, particularly out of fear that he would become a homo himself. This strange idea stems from his belief that all homosexual men wish to push their sexuality onto other people. As a result, even saying the word "homosexual" made him queasy. As an alternative, he referred to gay men as "homos", an already existing derogatory term for homosexuals. Chris's main justification for his hatred towards homos was that they supposedly go against God's Will, and even used Stewie Griffin's citation of Leviticus as evidence that homosexuality is a sin, despite it being an obvious joke that flew over his head, in which Stewie Griffin himself has shown homoerotic desires throughout [[Family Guy]], while citing why homosexuality is a sinful act.

== Transsexuality ==
{{main|Tomgirl}}

{{quote|Tranny Pride, Worldwide!|Chris calling himself a derogatory term for transgenders, 14 August 2014<ref>[[Brassieres For Males#Chris comes out]]</ref>}}
[[Image:Die-cis-scum.jpg|thumb|right|Likelier than you think.]][[Image:Chris_15_Aug_2014_changed_profile_pic.jpg|thumb|right|Chris the "Male Lesbian Intersex Transgender."]]

Given that Chris lacks basic [[English]] skills, it shouldn’t be surprising that he has trouble navigating the linguistic minefield of ''transgender'', ''transsexual'', ''transvestite'', ''intersex'', ''bisexual'', ''hermaphrodite'', and his own ''tomgirl''. For someone who hates mislabelings, he sure is sloppy when it comes to these labels. On his [[OKCupid]] profile, when asked, "Would you date a transgender person," he replied, "Yes, as long as she was born female and was still female (or a tomboy)."<ref>[[List of OkCupid Answers]]</ref> He told [[Jackie]] that the fact that he loved wearing women’s clothing did not make him a “transvestite.”<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 24]]</ref> He told gal-pal [[Rebeckah Bentley E-mails|Rebeckah Bentley]] that the [[unclit]] made him “bisexual” when he meant intersex; he promptly flipped his shit when Rebeckah asked if he wanted to fuck dudes now.<ref>[[Rebeckah Bentley E-mails#Introducing the un-clit]]</ref> All of Chris’s claims about sexuality or gender identity need to be viewed through an autistic filter.

That said, Chris has spent many years struggling to articulate his position on transgender topics. In the early years of trolling, he confessed that he was uncomfortable with the idea of transgender people, and made it clear that he was not sexually attracted to them. “I have given thought about the transgenders and transvesites; I do not feel comfortable with them….[D]icks are dicks, and I do not care about them, except for my own,” he wrote in a [[January 2009]] chat.<ref>[[IRC (03 January 2009)]]</ref> He later reiterated: “I Do Not Care Much for Transgender People or Hermaphrodites, but I do not discriminate them as individual people.”<ref>[[Mailbag 26#Reusing the same excuses for everything else!]]</ref>

{{quote|I would NEVER CARE to have sex with a Hermaphrodite.|Classic Chris, 15 January 2010<ref>[[Mailbag 39#Shemales and man-tits]]</ref>}}

Yet somehow, he could not let the issue rest...when [[Wikipedia:Bailey Jay|Bailey Jay]] introduced herself to Chris in a [[Mailbag]] letter, revealing some naughty selfies, Chris’s initial reaction was completely phobic at the sight of this "hermaphrodite." Later though, after Jay let Chris know that he had hurt her feelings, he reached into his shallow well of empathy. "I can relate to how you feel. Sometimes, I wonder what my life would be like if I was born female instead, because of some of my emotional, caring, self-conscious thoughts I had in my lifetime. Then I would later remember that God must have made me all straight male for good reasons."<ref>[[Mailbag 25#It's a trap!]] and [[Mailbag 27#Is Chris hitting on Bailey Jay?]]</ref> When Chris looked at this beautiful woman with a large pickle, he saw a distorted reflection of himself. He was not yet ready to abandon his “straight male” identity, though.

After becoming a tomgirl in 2011, even though he was still officially a "heterosexual" and "proud to be male," some of his words and actions betrayed a deeper gender confusion. He started using women’s restrooms. He told Jackie that he fantasized about "fit[ting] in at a lesbian bar," where he believed he would have no trouble seducing a lesbian and persuading her to bone "in lesbian's position (the scissor-thing) with my dick in her vag."<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 25]]</ref> In December 2013 he confessed to Rebeckah, "I wish I was born female, with the possibility of being a lesbian."<ref>[[Rebeckah Bentley E-mails#Dead end of a life]]</ref> He still seemed unsettled, especially since being a tomgirl wasn’t working to attract a Sweetheart/Soulmate.

On 14 [[August 2014]], he came out publicly, although as what exactly wasn’t certain, given his garbled and inconsistent vocabulary. The initial announcement was that he was "a Tomgirl, Intersex of Female Soul with Male Body, and a Tranny Cross-Dresser." Then he said he was a "Lesbian Identified Man and a Cross-Dressing Tranny." Two weeks later he was telling [[Catherine]] that he was a "Lesbian tomgirl transgender male" but also "[[Three-Quarter Woman|three-quarters woman]]." By September he seemed to have settled on "Lesbian Transgender (a Female, Lesbian Soul trapped in a male body)."<ref>[[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Chris comes out...kinda]], [[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Flirt the skirt!]], [[Catie Date Conversation Transcript#Understanding the whole tomgirl thing]], and [[September 2014 Facebook Posts#Alright, Alright, NOW It's OK to Be Gay]]</ref> In [[April 2015]], apparently no longer a "man," he changed his Facebook pronoun to "she" and his name to "Christine".<ref>[[April 2015 Facebook posts#A new pronoun]]</ref> This month also saw the beginning of a flurry of Facebook "likes" for all sorts of progressive transgender issues, such as restroom choice and gay marriage. Whatever he was, he was certainly proud of it, and wasted no time trying to persuade his new L(G)BT personal army to wage war against local manajerks.

===Does Chris want the operation?===
Almost immediately upon being discovered, Chris revealed that he had been giving a lot of thought to contingencies which might require him to lop off his [[duck]]. In 2007 he told [[Megan]], “if I ever stoop down to changing my path [i.e., becoming a homo], I might as well would get a gender change operation.”<ref>[[Megan emails, Aug-Dec 2007#Chris is angry about Megan kissing her friend, then pities himself]]</ref> He also made it clear to anyone who asked that he was literally nauseated by the sight of his own penis (and all other penises). It might seem self-evident, then, that Lesbian Transgender Chris would be eager to undergo sex reassignment surgery. However, in his intellectual discourses on transgender controversies, Chris has expressed some ambivalence. In a February 2009 chat, when asked if transwomen should "go under the knife," Chris replied:

{{quote|Um...[long pause] no. I- no no. And also I'll tell you- I'll tell you this- and if I ever have a trans-gender child with both sets of, uh, with both sets of uh, genitals, I would uh, raise that child to be a boy.|Chris, apropos of nothing<ref>[[Mumble 6#On The Transgender Community]]</ref>}}

He similarly told a troll impersonating transgender porn actress Bailey Jay (who also hadn’t asked) that "if I should ever have a hermaphrodite for a child, I would raise that child with the mentality of a boy/man."<ref>[[Mailbag 27#Is Chris hitting on Bailey Jay?]]</ref>

For a long time, these were puzzling statements, given his hatred for [[JERKS]] and all manner of pickled cucumbers. As his own gender identity mutated, however, Chris revealed his reasoning. In early 2014, on his OKCupid Q&A, he was faced with the question, "Imagine you have a newborn child whose sex cannot be determined. A risk-free surgery performed immediately could provide normal male or female sexual and reproductive function. Which would you choose?" Chris’s answer was, "Do not perform the surgery." He added,

{{quote|If a Hermaphrodite, I would raise it to be male regardless since it would not have any eggs anyway. Plus big bonus for (him) in sex with all women (lesbians included I would imagine).|Chris, exemplifying the wisdom of Solomon<ref>[[List of OkCupid Answers]]</ref>}}

In other words, there were two obstacles in the way of Chris losing his duck. First, a sex change operation wouldn’t provide him with reproductive organs. Since, as a woman, he would not be able to give the birth to [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]] personally (which is his true fantasy), he must first impregnate someone, as many times as necessary until the appearance of his God-promised daughter. He can’t adopt, because Crystal must come from "blood, tears, and semenal descent."<ref>[[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#10 November]]</ref> He criticized fellow tranny Ahuviya (whom he incorrectly believed to be [[Jack Thaddeus]]) for trying to have the operation, claiming that he "would definitely not be considered any at all a woman--a woman whatsoever" because "he would not have a uterus, and he would have no repoductive [sic] organs. I mean, I want to have children someday. Obviously, he don't."<ref>[[Calling Out Jack Thaddius - Ahuviya]]</ref>

In late 2014, he could not persuade a sperm bank, lesbians on a message board, or his friend [[Open Relationship E-mails|Renee]] to serve as the vessel for Crystal.<ref>[[Semen#Donation]]</ref> So for now, its purpose unfulfilled, the Ugly Growth must remain.

The second reason he can’t get the surgery is that the duck is an [[Attraction Sign]]. As much as he loves to crow about being a "Lesbian," Chris wants to be "open to all women, Straight, Bi, and Lesbian." In a [[May 2015]] Facebook Q&A, regarding the operation, he was equivocal, and wrote, "I am exploring making the best of this body for Any Woman born with a vagina." If he wants to be everything for everybody, he will need to hold onto the duck.<ref>[[May 2015 Facebook posts#All This and Eye-Contact Too!]] and [[May 2015 Facebook posts#The Mailbag Returns]]</ref>

It should also be noted that Chris doesn’t have a fucking clue how sex reassignment works. In [[June 2015]] he posted an advertisement on Facebook: “I deserve to be a full woman with a full functioning vagina. A- blood type, if anyone wants to put up the money and trade.”<ref>[[June 2015 Facebook Posts#Let's Trade Genitalia]]</ref> As with most things he wants, Chris prefers to sit on his fat lesbian ass and wait for "a Magical Transformation of my body from Male to completely Female."<ref>[[Open Relationship E-mails#Depressed on Christmas]]</ref>

===In CWCville===
Before his slide into “femdom,” Chris used the intersex character [[Silvana]] to symbolize the evil trolls. The evil [[Count Graduon]] told her, “I am going to grant you with the power to transform like a Ditto. My price is that you will have to relinquish your ability to give birth, and you will be upgraded to have both parts. So with the biological upgrade complete, your years of training can begin.”<ref>[[Sonichu 8 Official Videobook#Episode 18]]</ref> She proceeded to seduce and horrify the tranquil community.

After Chris modified his gender identity, [[Sonichu and Rosechu's children|Robee Sonichu]] also became a tomgirl, and later a full-fledged male lesbian; his/her transition story is a major part of the plot of [[Sonichu 11]]. In May 2015 he confirmed that [[Comic Chris]] was also a “Lesbian Transwoman,” and [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|retconned]] [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] as a D-cup female with “a uterus and ovaries,” possibly to be renamed Chrissy-Chan Rosechu. Then, through the power of his imagination, Chris managed to ''impregnate himself'' with a turkey baster and give birth to twins.<ref>[[May 2015 Facebook posts#Meet Russel and Cynthia]]</ref> This scenario is probably as realistic as Chris ever getting a handle on his own gender.

In [[Sonichu 11]], [[Collosal Chris-Chan]] learns of his future self's identity and reflects on it, reasoning that he is not fond of partaking in "brutish things" following his meaningless destruction of the [[4-cent garbage]] building and subsequent murdering of several inhabitants, his battle with [[Mary Lee Walsh]] in which he permanently paralyzes her with lighting-based weaponry, and his then-retconned execution of the [[Asperpedia Four]]. Chris then magically starts transforming into a voluptuous woman, a sequence inspired by artist Miss Mako and her collection of genderbending videos. To him, transitioning is a technique that simply requires an epiphany and [[Anchuent Prophecy|anchuent]] powers to immediately turn into a full-fledged woman.

On 6 December 2017, Chris confirmed in a Facebook post that Rosechu was in fact, male at birth, but had her genitals changed during a sex change operation before the events of [[Sonichu 8]]. He suggested that this backstory would be explored in the [[Sonichu 15]] retelling of her and Sonichu's origins. However, he was extremely uncomfortable with this announcement, and [[Chris and hypocrisy|deeply in denial]] of the "revelation", which he[[Chris and reality|seems to believe]] came directly from the fictional character herself. In reality, the idea to make Rosechu trans probably originates with the [[Idea Guy]] and its status as ''Sonichu'' canon is likely provisional.

==Bisexuality==

{{Incomplete}}

{{quote|We all should always have an open heart for bisexuals.|Chris showing appreciation for bisexuals in a [[March 2017]] [[Facebook]] post}}

Up until [[2014]], Chris' hasn't been too open on his views on bisexuality. Beforehand, he has hinted traces of tolerance towards Bisexuality, though. In [[Mailbag 33]], Chris has hinted that his views on bisexuals were almost no different from his views on homosexuals. When asked about bisexuality, along with other sexualities, Chris simply replies that while [[CWCville#Government and politics|people of all sexualities deserve to be treated equal]], only marriage between man and woman are allowed, implying that Chris may have been somewhat accepting of bisexuals due to one side of them being attracted to the opposite sex.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Mailbag_33</ref>

According to the answers he submitted on a list of OkCupid questions in mid-2014, he would consider dating a bisexual. <ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/List_of_OkCupid_Answers</ref> On the same list of questions, there is a question which asks "If you were going to have a daughter, which sexual orientation would you hope she would have?" and gives the choices "Straight", "Lesbian", "Bisexual", and "It wouldn't matter to me" as possible answers. Chris chose "It wouldn't matter to me" as his answer, hinting once again that besides being tolerant towards Straights and Lesbians, he seemed to show some amount of tolerance towards Bisexuals too. Although, seeing how he hasn't fully accepted male homosexuals until late 2014, this could be because the question was asking specifically about [[Crystal|his daughter]], which means that either way, she's straight or lesbian, a win-win situation.

Some people tend to confuse bisexuality with pansexuality, the attraction towards all sorts of people regardless of their sex, [[Chris and gender|gender identity]], or sexuality. Chris appears to be one of these people. On August 2014, Chris announced that his character, [[Christine Rosechu]], is bisexual.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/August_2014_Facebook_Posts</ref> He has later claimed that as a bisexual, Chris is attracted to just about everyone.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Christine_Rosechu</ref>

On 10 April, 2018, Chris himself had came out as bisexual, stating "I realized with my sweethearts that I am a Bisexual". It is as of now unknown what exactly he meant by this, but it would seem to imply that Chris has found a male sweetheart.

==Asexuality==

Some autistic people simply do not understand sexual attraction (for example, high-functioning autistic and [[Wikipedia:Hug machine|hugbox]] inventor Temple Grandin chooses to be celibate because she admits that she really does not understand sexual attraction and that she lacks the ability, as a consequence of her autism, to engage in a sexual relationship). This could explain some of Chris's views regarding sex and romance; he genuinely cannot understand the appeal of most sexual activity, aside from the fact he's seen people in the media do it and that he thinks that sex is something all men need to experience in order to become complete adults.

As the act of sexual intercourse and relationships in general are fairly social activities, it's quite possible that Chris views the act of losing his virginity as something of a rite of passage--something he needs to do in order to validate his own sexuality and prove to the world that he's a capable "adult". Chris also fails to realize that relationships are give and take. Every sweetheart that Chris has had, which eventually turned out to be a troll involved long, received relentless emails and calls in which Chris prattled on and on about how much he "loved" them and how he was looking forward to finally having sex. After supposedly losing his virginity, it's unknown if he still craves sexual intercourse as much as he did before. One thing is still certain, however, is that he still fervently desires the attention of a sweetheart. Upon first meeting Katherine in person, Chris admitted that he wanted to spend the entire day with her, such as go bra shopping, then have her spend the night at his house and then he would get breakfast for her in the morning. With Jess, he talked about how they were to meet in person, and then the next day go to the MLP movie screening (implying she would spend the night). He also has a habit of staring at women's chest.

After he was introduced to the term by his Mailbag correspondents, Chris took to interpreting and using "asexual" as an insult. In his [[CWCipedia]] page on [[Damien Antaria (CWCipedia Page)|The Wallflower]], he referred to her as a "Got-Dang Asexual Woman!". He also became very offended when [[Jackie]] implied that he liked [[video games]] more than women, ranting that she should not label him as asexual (and missed her point completely).<ref name=jackie emails 2>[[Jackie E-mails 2]]</ref>

However, considering Chris's incessant shoehorning of entirely unnecessary sex into the comics, and the ludicrous efforts he goes to get some [[China]], he does seem to possess sexual desire - though not necessarily for women, as these things could simply be part of his efforts to disprove his much-feared [[homosexuality]].

Further, an asexual does not necessarily look for sex in a relationship. Most asexuals seek romantic partners or just prefer platonic friendships. Chris however, seems to develop sexual feelings for every girl he meets and appears to believe it is required (not to mention during the [[Chop_Chop_Master_Onion%27s_Rap_Showdown| Adam Saga]] he mentioned wanting to bring Megan to Washington to "change her mind" on sex after she had told him she was asexual (whether she is or said it to get him off her back is not known) [[Chris_and_sex#Rape|and make her the mother of]] [[Crystal_Weston_Chandler_(daughter)|Crystal]]. Altogether, it's unlikely that Chris is asexual.

In the original Sonichu 10, Chris listed asexuals as "those who needed to be cured" by drinking the contaminated "straight water". It has been said he feels asexuals are "missing out". As his views have allegedly changed on other sexualities (i.e. gay men and bisexuals), whether or not his views on asexuals have changed remains a mystery. Considering all of his characters in Sonichu have been said to have sex at some point in their lives, its likely he still has bad views on asexuals.

==See Also==
*[[Chris and sex]]
*[[Chris and gender]]
*[[Heather Iglesias]]
*[[Homos]]
*[[Rainbow]]
*[[SLGBTQ]]

==References==
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{{Chris and}}

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2018-04-08T05:01:48Z

Shipper Of Heart:

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*7 April - Chris's Facebook account goes [[April_2018|private for the first time in three years]].
*6 April - Chris [[April 2018 social media posts|posts a drawing in support of flat-chested women]]. He also [[April 2018 Paid Video Requests|begs for sales]] of Cole's stuff.
*5 April - [[More of Cole’s Things for Sale|Chris lists more of Cole's belongings for sale.]] One of the items listed is the first issue of Marvel Comics Super Special, which featured Kiss. He also lists Cole's old homework and childhood awards.
*31 March - [[Love is Love]], a song written and performed by Chris, with a boy band providing the music, is uncovered. Chris [[March 2018 social media posts|denies the fan theory that his new girlfriend is a MLP doll]]. He also [[March 2018 social media posts|apologizes to jewish people and claims to be part-Jew and part-African after taking an ancestry survey]].
*30 March - A continuance is issued for [[Chris and the Law#2018|the Trespass After Forbidden charge]]. The case will resume on 8 May.
*29 March - Chris [[March 2018 social media posts|rambles about fictional characters and Mary Sues]].
*28 March - In response to a fan who questioned him over Barb's signature being real, Chris records [[Our signatures]].

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2018-04-08T04:56:53Z

Shipper Of Heart:

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*7 April - Chris's Facebook account goes private.
*6 April - Chris [[April 2018 social media posts|posts a drawing in support of flat-chested women]]. He also [[April 2018 Paid Video Requests|begs for sales]] of Cole's stuff.
*5 April - [[More of Cole’s Things for Sale|Chris lists more of Cole's belongings for sale.]] One of the items listed is the first issue of Marvel Comics Super Special, which featured Kiss. He also lists Cole's old homework and childhood awards.
*31 March - [[Love is Love]], a song written and performed by Chris, with a boy band providing the music, is uncovered. Chris [[March 2018 social media posts|denies the fan theory that his new girlfriend is a MLP doll]]. He also [[March 2018 social media posts|apologizes to jewish people and claims to be part-Jew and part-African after taking an ancestry survey]].
*30 March - A continuance is issued for [[Chris and the Law#2018|the Trespass After Forbidden charge]]. The case will resume on 8 May.
*29 March - Chris [[March 2018 social media posts|rambles about fictional characters and Mary Sues]].
*28 March - In response to a fan who questioned him over Barb's signature being real, Chris records [[Our signatures]].

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2018-04-08T04:52:53Z

Shipper Of Heart:

<center>[[Image:News.jpg]]</center>
*7 April - Chris's Facebook account goes private.
*6 April - Chris [[April 2018 social media posts|posts a drawing in support of flat-chested women]]. He also [[April 2018 Paid Video Requests|begs for sales]] of Cole's stuff.
*5 April - [[More of Cole’s Things for Sale|Chris lists more of Cole's belongings for sale.]] One of the items listed is the first issue of Marvel Comics Super Special, which featured Kiss. He also lists Cole's old homework and childhood awards.
*31 March - [[Love is Love]], a song written and performed by Chris, with a boy band providing the music, is uncovered. Chris [[March 2018 social media posts|denies the fan theory that his new girlfriend is a MLP doll]]. He also [[March 2018 social media posts|apologizes to jewish people and claims to be part-Jew and part-African after taking an ancestry survey]].
*30 March - A continuance is issued for [[Chris and the Law#2018|the Trespass After Forbidden charge]]. The case will resume on 8 May.
*29 March - Chris [[March 2018 social media posts|rambles about fictional characters and Mary Sues]].
*28 March - In response to a fan who questioned him over Barb's signature being real, Chris records [[Our signatures]].
*27 March - Albemarle County files a criminal charge against Chris for trespassing. [[2018 Sales Listings|A Gameboy with Tetris]] is listed and sold for $150 by Chris.

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Love is Love (song)

2018-04-03T17:19:45Z

Shipper Of Heart: /* Audio */

:''This article is about the song released in February 2018. For other uses, see [[Love is Love|the disambiguation page]].''

[[File:Chris Chan and Boi Spicy.jpg|thumb|200px]]

In [[February 2018]], Chris collaborated with Boi Spicy, a boy band, to sing "Love is Love".<ref>https://boispicy.bandcamp.com/track/love-is-love-not-youve-been-pwned-feat-chris-chan-alternate-version</ref> He had written the song's lyrics for [[Sonichu 12|''Sonichu'' #12]] in [[September 2017]].

Note how Chris is not really singing, but more just saying the lyrics, and the music does not match up with the words at all.

==Audio==
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| saga = {{Business|text}}
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An extended version can be listened to [https://boispicy.bandcamp.com/album/love-is-love-not-youve-been-pwned-feat-chris-chan| here].

==Lyrics==

I’m a little Country-Pop, We’re gonna make your hatred stop! I tell you straight up, no lies, Our emotions, thoughts and love, come from deep in our hearts and souls; Our Solid, Truest Alibies.

''Chorus'' “We are prideful, we’ve got Love Is Love, we’re not steppin’ down; We’ve Got Heart, We’ve Got Soul, no Trollin’ Bully’s gonna tell us, “You’ve Been Pwned”!

I share a hug, I share a smile, I share a prayer. My Love goes on for many a mile. Kindness & Honesty, my caring goal. Show me hatred, cuss and fuss, I shall not bend or cry. Shield of Heart, Confidence and Will; I don’t hear you, Troll!

''Chorus''

Put us down? I show my heart, in the right place. Love for you, Tart.

Jam with me, share a tune, sing the song. Let’s Croon!

Our Pride is My Pride! We Stand Strong and Tall! Love Is Love Conquers Hate. We Will Not Fall!

''Chorus''

==References==
<references/>

{{Music Videos}}

Love is Love (song)

2018-04-03T02:39:22Z

Shipper Of Heart:

:''This article is about the song released in February 2018. For other uses, see [[Love is Love|the disambiguation page]].''

[[File:Chris Chan and Boi Spicy.jpg|thumb|200px]]

In [[February 2018]], Chris collaborated with Boi Spicy, a boy band, to sing Love is Love<ref>https://boispicy.bandcamp.com/track/love-is-love-not-youve-been-pwned-feat-chris-chan-alternate-version</ref>. He had written the song's lyrics for [[Sonichu 12]] in [[September 2017]].

Note how Chris is not really singing, but more just saying the lyrics, and the music does not match up with the words at all.

==Audio==
{{Infobox/Audiofile
| name =
| video = {{#ev:youtube|YL6Cxpn4TC0}}
| stardate = 5 February 2018
| saga = {{Business|text}}
| subject = {{Music|text}}
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==Lyrics==

I’m a little Country-Pop, We’re gonna make your hatred stop! I tell you straight up, no lies, Our emotions, thoughts and love, come from deep in our hearts and souls; Our Solid, Truest Alibies.

''Chorus'' “We are prideful, we’ve got Love Is Love, we’re not steppin’ down; We’ve Got Heart, We’ve Got Soul, no Trollin’ Bully’s gonna tell us, “You’ve Been Pwned”!

I share a hug, I share a smile, I share a prayer. My Love goes on for many a mile. Kindness & Honesty, my caring goal. Show me hatred, cuss and fuss, I shall not bend or cry. Shield of Heart, Confidence and Will; I don’t hear you, Troll!

''Chorus''

Put us down? I show my heart, in the right place. Love for you, Tart.

Jam with me, share a tune, sing the song. Let’s Croon!

Our Pride is My Pride! We Stand Strong and Tall! Love Is Love Conquers Hate. We Will Not Fall!

''Chorus''

==References==
<references/>

{{Music Videos}}

List of places that have banned Chris

2018-04-02T04:47:08Z

Shipper Of Heart: /* The End Games */

[[Image:BANHAMMER.png|thumb|The weapon of choice.]]

Although he is at least physically a grown adult, [[Chris]] is not above [[Chris and anger|throwing tantrums]] and generally being a nuisance in public places. Because of his obnoxious behavior, Chris has been either temporarily or permanently '''banned''' from many places, physical or not.

==Shops==
===The GAMe PLACe===
{{main|The GAMe PLACe}}

According to [[Daniel Mimms|Mimms]], Chris was banned twice. The first time, which was temporary, was when Chris attempted to get something from the back without permission. [[Michael Snyder]] later wound up permabanning him on 28 August [[2008]], after Chris got confrontational with a small [[Niggos|niggo]], but even this failed to keep Chris away from the store. Following the events of [[28 October 2011]], Chris was definitively banned by court order from ever re-entering the store, all the way to its shutdown in [[June 2014]].

===Charlottesville Fashion Square===
{{main|Charlottesville Fashion Square}}

Chris was busted four times here, once for loitering. The second incident may or may not have been Chris's "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" shout upon learning [[Hanna]] was [[troll]]ing him. He was banned for a year, but the ban has since expired. On 28 [[April 2012]], it's revealed he was banned again, this time from arguing with trolls loudly on his phone. He later got banned again after the [[26 December 2014]] incident (see below).

===Walmart===
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Chris has been kicked out of Walmart on at least four separate occasions. On 23 June [[2005]], the [[Niggos|African-American]] manager of the [[Charlottesville]] store's [[McDonald's]] (depicted as the [[B-Manajerk]] by Chris in the comics) attempted to have Chris arrested for loitering, but his own fast thinking and hiding his Attraction Sign (which got him in trouble in the first place) ended up with him removed from the restaurant for the rest of the day (or so he says). The actual banning came two days later, 25 June, when Chris returned and attempted to loiter again. Both managers for McDonald's and Walmart confronted Chris, but Chris refused to listen to the managers, ran off and nearly ran ''over'' one of them. In late [[2009]], he returned to Walmart, forcing one of the female employees to measure him for a [[sports bra]].

Proving he learns nothing, Chris was again banned in September [[2013]], this time at the recent [[Ruckersville]] location, after vandalizing an Xbox One sign to read "[[HEXbox]] One", according to his [[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Chris Expresses His Outrage for Walmart|Facebook post]] on 6 [[September 2013]]. In the ensuing Facebook posts, he blames almost everyone else but himself for the ban, including [[Michael Snyder]], [[Megan Schroeder]], [[Mary Lee Walsh]], and even his defense attorney [[Rob Bell]]. A year later, Chris got thrown out of Walmart yet again, after an employee recognized and confronted him. He eventually left, but not before threatening the employee with pepper spray. For reference, this came less than a week after he was arrested for attacking an employee of another store with mace.

===Target===
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On 20 July 2005 (almost a month after Chris's incident over at Walmart), he attempted to loiter at a newly-built Target, intending on [[Obesity|exploiting their free soda refill deal]] while he tried to get boyfriend-free girls. According to [[Emily]], Chris was approached by management and asked to leave, but he refused. When the issue was pressed, he insulted them and forced them to call the cops. When they did, Chris tried to run, forcing them to tackle, hogtie and handcuff him. All this on the store's opening week!

===McDonald's===
Chris was temporarily banned from a [[McDonald's]] in Forest Lakes in [[June 2012]]. He had been loitering in the restaurant to grab newspapers that customers had left behind.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-thoughts-questions.661/page-701#post-2148397</ref>

An employee confronted Chris about it and he was ordered to leave. He then ranted on Facebook about the experience, trying to incite his readers to "throw newspaper in the damn old bitchy, black woman's face!!!".<ref>[[June 2012 Facebook posts#Discriminated at McDonald's]]</ref>

He mentioned to [[Emily]] that he wanted newspaper for his [[Clover and Snoopy|dogs]] to piss and shit on, because he is too lazy to take them on walks or let them out.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-thoughts-questions.661/page-700#post-2143830</ref>

===GameStop===
Chris had already been banned from the Fashion Square branch of local GameStop for his [[Sonic Boom Protests]] when, on [[26 December 2014]], he came "[[Honor roll|disguised]]" in a pair of ''[[My Little Pony]]'' [[Chris and fashion|novelty sunglasses]], supposedly intending to buy a new ''Skylanders'' figure and some second-hand Wii U games. However, the staff confronted him and were unmoved by his protests that he was there to actually buy stuff rather than vandalize their property. He eventually left, but not before assaulting one of the employees by spraying his can of pink mace at his shirt, [[Chris and the Law|a felony]].

After Chris was let off with a fine in [[October 2015]], he received a letter, purporting to be from GameStop, informing him that his ban had been upgraded to a statewide one. Chris uploaded [[GameStop is UNFAIR to Everyone; Not Just Me!|a video]] about this on 7 December. However, the statewide ban was later proven to be the work of a troll.<ref>https://kiwifar.ms/threads/fb-12-7-chris-decries-gamestops-discrimination-against-battletoads.15158/page-10#post-1135462</ref>

===Best Buy===
Chris was caught attempting to shoplift video games at Best Buy<ref>[[Best Buy#Attempted shoplifting]]</ref> in early 2014.

According to Chris, he was formally notified that he was banned from Best Buy a few days after 28 December 2014, when he got out of jail for pepper-spraying an employee at GameStop.

He stated in November 2015 that he believed he was banned as part of a conspiracy master-minded by the [[Yellow-Shirted Foe]], who he thought was working at both GameStop and Best Buy.<ref>[[Group Embargo on GameStop, Best Buy, and Simon Shopping Centers]]</ref>

{{quotebox|To make this, to make that story short, a few days after I got out of jail on December 28th, 2014, and I had absolutely no pepper spray on my person whatsoever, because as I had mentioned earlier, I had emptied the canister and disposed of the can-, canister. I had done nothing at the Best Buy prior to that day. And a certain manager spokes the living crap outta me, tellin’ me I was not welcome there, that I was banned from there. I had asked why. He did not give me any answer. Then I reached into my bag to get some money out, little funds to see if I could pay my way out of this. I had not said anything about the pepper spray whatsoever, but I put my hand in the bag, and his subordinate shouts, ‘He’s going for the pepper spray!’ I stopped in surprise after hearing that. Ultimately, I left the store. I had gone there again months later to be met with the same shpiel, and no answer to why. I even went over dere head, on the telephone, to try to resolve it. Nothing.

Then last Tuesday, November 10th, I went there once again to buy LEGO Dimensions Pack with a ten-dollar certificate. I got met in the back of the store with the shpiel once again, and this time I asked why and I finally got the answer. They said that I, quote, threatened them with pepper spray, and we have video footage, unquote. But again, that first time they said anything about me not being welcome there, I had not, nor ever, threatened anyone at that store. Nor had I any pepper spray on any of my visits there, then, and prior.}}

On 2 October 2016, he re-affirmed that he was still banned.<ref>[[October 2016 Facebook posts#Still banned from Best Buy]]</ref>

===The End Games===
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Chris posted to his Pokémon club's Facebook page on 20 March 2018, pleading to be let back into the shop.

This was followed a few days later by Chris [[Chris and the Law#2018|trespassing]] at an unspecified location. It is currently uncertain whether there is correlation. According to the owner, this was not the location Chris trespassed.

==Websites==
===PlayStation Network===
{{main|PSN blogs}}

Chris has gotten at least one temporary ban from the PlayStation Network's social networking features, as a result of making [[death threats]] to [[Adam Stackhouse]] and several others in one of his blog entries during [[August 2007]], over Adam's beating him in the [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]] through what Chris incorrectly claimed was a violation of the rules. One of the site's moderators ordered Chris to remove the blog entry, and when Chris responded by telling the moderator to "SHUT UP AND GO READ THE OFFICIAL RULES!!!!", he found himself being slapped with a ban lasting approximately a month.

===deviantART===
{{main|deviantART}}

Chris has been banned twice from deviantART. Both times were for a reason that you can probably guess right off the bat: sexual imagery without even bothering to use the proper mature content filters. The first time was around [[May 2009]], most likely due to the imagery from [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]]; the second was August 28, 2009, due to the infamous cameltoe scene in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]] and the sex scene between [[Blake]] and [[Bubbles Rosechu]] in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]].

===YouTube===
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Chris abandoned many of his accounts after troll attacks. One of his accounts, CChanSonichu, was suspended because of [[The July 10th Messages|three insulting videos]] he posted in tandem on 10 [[July 2009]].

On 23 [[July 2016]], Chris [[July 2016 Facebook posts#2 Strikes on Youtube|posted]] that YouTube had temp banned his CwcvilleGuardian account from uploading videos.

Chris believed that the ban was due to his use of the "F word." In reality, YouTube had banned him for violating its policy on "nudity or sexual content," after his channel received two strikes against it - one for [[IMG 3207]] and another for [[Paid Video Requests#Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Shake my boobies|Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Shake my boobies]].

Chris was unaware of the length of his ban, even though Kiwi Farms readers quickly determined that it was for two weeks.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fb-7-23-chris-has-another-strike-against-him-from-youtube.22787/page-3#post-1621754</ref>

On 26 July, he circumvented the ban by [[Paid Video Request Reminder|uploading to another account]].

===Wikipedia===
{{main|Wikipedia}}

On 1 May 2009, Chris created an account on Wikipedia, hoping to show his side to his life story, one that wasn't "smeared" by trolls. It was deleted soon afterward for violating Wikipedia's policy on userpages and notability. When he attempted to contest this course of action, his user account was indefinitely blocked (although the blocking admin actually believed it to be a [[wikipedia:Sockpuppet (Internet)|sockpuppet]] of a troll and not the genuine article). As of now, the article name "Christian Weston Chandler" has been "salted" to prevent it from ever being recreated.

===Flipnote Hatena===
{{main|Flipnote Hatena}}

After uploading and re-uploading numerous Flipnotes that violated the rules of the family-friendly Flipnote Hatena site, the moderators banned him permanently from uploading Flipnotes on the 2nd of [[July 2010]]. Chris has since evaded his ban. Flipnote Studio 3D was later released in [[February 2015]] after Flipnote Hatena shut down on the 31st of [[May 2013]]. Only time will tell if Chris manages to get banned from that as well.

===eBay===
{{main|Original Sonichu and Rosechu Drawing}}

Chris has attempted to sell the [[Original Sonichu and Rosechu Drawing]] on [[eBay]] since 1 [[June 2014]]. Time and again, however, the listing for the picture was taken down, either as a result of troll involvement, the listing expiring (the asking price of thousands of dollars not helping in that respect), or in true Chris fashion, breaking the terms of services on eBay by asking for offers on Facebook. This would culminate in a 3-day ban from eBay on June 8th, 2014. Chris, being incapable of taking "no" for an answer, stated his intention to put the picture back up for sale again the minute the ban expires.

On 12 June, Chris reposted the listing, only for eBay to give him ''another'' ban. When his second ban expired, he reposted a heavily-edited version of the posting, although still possible violating several of eBay's terms again. A third strike against Chris's tarnished eBay name is expected. Only time will tell if the world's largest online vendor will be added to the list of places that kicks Chris out and never lets him back in.

Around [[September 2014]], a guy named "Mr. Smith" decided to order one of Chris's mass-market [[medallions]], thinking that it would take 2 weeks to ship, not to ''create'' the medallion itself. After 2 weeks passed by with the medallion still not arrived, he filed a case to eBay, thus freezing Chris's PayPal. This ''really'' got Chris's [[duck]] in a twist, and led to a complicated series of events that later ended in eBay refunding Mr. Smith.

===Sega Customer Service===
{{main|Sonic Boom Protests}}

GameStop is not the only place Chris is banned from for raging over ''Sonic Boom''. On 12 [[December 2014]], Chris sent Sega Customer Service an angry e-mail that raged over ''Sonic Boom'' and told them to recall ''anything'' with Sonic's blarms on it...or else. Later in the day or the day after that, Sega banned his Customer Service account from the service.

===Facebook===
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On 3 [[July 2015]], Chris's Facebook account was taken down very briefly. While it is currently unknown why this occurred, it can likely be chalked up to Chris bending the rules of the website as per usual. These include screenshots of sexting, pictures of lizards mating, his omnipresent death threats to Sega, and linking to a Wikipedia article about tribadism with a sexual image as a thumbnail. The last straw was when he uploaded a drawing called "Pink Lemonade", which featuring Chris being showered with pink lemonade (or, as [[Kim Wilson]] interpreted it, menstruation blood) from a pitcher pouring it through a [[china]]-shaped lemon, and bragging about how "It will be on Long enough for all to enjoy a glass." It's beyond surprising that Facebook was able to keep up with Chris's shenanigans for 4 years before taking it down for the 3rd time. His account was then put back up the same day, proving that Chris is the ultimate bullet-dodger.

However, it seems he hasn't got off quite yet, as a recent picture he posted of his [[manboobs]] on 9 July was surprisingly taken down due to reports, which is the first time Chris has had a photo taken down on Facebook. He then reposted it, leading to his account getting deactivated the second time this month. It was then put back up, then closed yet again, and ''then'' put back up. It seems that this might be where it continues on, but with Facebook taking down a post that asked Chris's followers to fund him a prosthetic china in [[September 2015]], only time will tell.

On 29 [[November 2014]], the makers of the [[Keep Sonic Original]] page banned Chris from the group after a post was made containing death threats to Sega. Also, on 4 [[October 2015]], Chris got booted off the Amiibo Trade & Collectors page for hostile posts and making Amiibos out of original characters.

On 15 [[November 2016]], Chris [[I Tweet AND Post Simultaneously|announced]] that Facebook had temporarily banned him from posting for a week, due to his repeated death threats against [[Donald Trump]] on that platform.

===Lulu===
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In [[December 2015]], Chris got his account suspended from literature hosting website [[Lulu]]. The website doesn't allow authors to publish fanfiction or stories based on copyrighted characters and/or properties from other creators. Given that Chris used the website to publish copies of ''Sonichu'', you can guess how this turned out. He later made an alternate account on Lulu, in order to keep selling his comics. Even so, Chris decided to [[lie]] to his audience and claim that getting banned from Lulu was the cause of his "creative groove" being "killed." On 9 February 2018, Chris tried yet again to open another account, this got banned through the efforts of [[weens]] and [[A-logs]] three days later. However, he appears to have circumvented the ban when he posted a poll on whether his fans would like a copy of [[Bryanfrogboy]]'s CWC Prequel comic with their comic order in March. However, 'Sonichu' brings up nothing in the search on the site as of now. Perhaps he is unaware of his ban?

===Etsy===
{{main|Etsy}}

Chris's Etsy business seemed to be going pretty well until [[March 2016]], when he bought a new [[PS4]]. The distraction left him ignoring many of his customers orders, often for months. People who bought video greetings from him would be told by Chris mid-video that he hoped the video wouldn't be late. In [[June 2016]], Chris's Etsy page vanished, and he later told a [[lie]] that [[Cwcville Shopping is on Vacation]]. It's likely that Etsy took notice after repeated complaints from his customers and banned him from selling.

===Social media profiles===
{{main|DoopieDoOver|Tabitha St. Germain|LadyOfTheCosmo|Nowacking}}

In August 2017, Chris was blocked by four women he had been following on social media.

Doopie blocked him from her Twitter and Patreon accounts after Chris repeatedly kept calling her darling, pledged to her Patreons while begging his fanbase for money, spammed her business e-mail with stories about his day while making clumsy attempts at befriending her, blocked her boyfriend on Twitter and continually refused to get it through his head that Doopie was not interested in being his friend. Weens also interfered by spamming her Twitter and making fake pledges to her Patreon to view the Rosechu drawing she made for Chris's pledge reward.

Tabitha blocked him from Twitter due to weens replying on his tweets to her, which resulted in her feed being overrun with their spam.

Chris reacted to the blocks by creating [[NightStar2891]], a sockpuppet account. He then tweeted them a hand-written apology letter, calling them "dear" instead of "darling."

Doopie informed him, yet again, that she wasn't going to be his friend, then blocked the sockpuppet.

Tabitha later mentioned that she didn't enact her block because of Chris specifically. Chris, observing her messages via NightStar2891, somehow decided that this gave him leeway to send her a 21-tweet message through that account, trying to befriend her. She blocked the sockpuppet as well.

LadyoftheCosmo, a friend of Doopie's, blocked Chris on Twitter after he sent her a tweet referring to her as "dear," then doubled down on using it after she called him out on it being inappropriate.

Nowacking blocked him around 26 August after he replied to her tweets about relationships and a swarm of weens spammed her account with accusations against Chris and telling her to block him. She has not commented on her reason for the block.

==Organizations==

===The Cub Scouts===

Chris stated in part 4 of his [[KCWC Top 10 Dedication Special]] that he was kicked out of the "[[Wikipedia:Cub Scouting (Boy Scouts of America)|Wolf Cub Scouts]]" in the late [[1980s]] because he was autistic. Undoubtedly, it was for something he did that he didn't tell us about. His commentary suggested that he routinely angered his Den Mother with his illogical behavior and that he believed this to be the reason he is banned. In 2014, while on his [[Catie Date Conversation Transcript|date]] with [[Catherine]], he elaborated that he was probably "being outbursting and loud for something," although he couldn't remember. In [[Mailbag 18#Instead the courts were on the side of justice|a Mailbag]], Chris revealed that his parents tried to sue the Boy Scouts of America over this incident.

===Piedmont Virginia Community College===
{{main|Piedmont Virginia Community College}}

Two incidents occurred here. The first occurred on Chris's 21st [[birthday]], 24 February [[2003]]. Chris originally blamed the incident on him having an outburst when he was kicked out of a class after telling a male professor that he, like the main character in a story they were learning about, was autistic. According to [[Emily]], however, it turns out that he was kicked out because of his homophobic tendencies causing him to say something derogatory. In either case, Chris started his [[Love Quest]] this day.

The second incident occurred when, in mid-October [[2003]], Dean of Student Services [[Mary Lee Walsh]] spotted Chris and his [[Attraction Sign]] and took it away, criticizing Chris for his actions, as she believed he was trying to solicit sex on campus. When Walsh destroyed a second sign, Chris [[Chris and anger|raged]] and went on the offensive. This incident lead to her banning Chris for a year, forcing him to see a [[Autism papers|psychiatrist]] and go to anger management classes (neither of which seems to have helped).

===Grace Baptist Church===
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Chris was banned from his old church in [[2008]]. He claimed in an email with [[lordsillynipples]], "Pastor John Hartless did not like my views I've expressed in [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|my video I did on my 25th Birthday]], and he found the [[ED]] page." Later, in [[Mailbag 14]], he claimed it was because "The pastor did a background check on me, and found images of [[Women's rights|women in bikinis]] on my [[Facebook]]; he was offended." Going by his frequent threats to use his new congregation as a personal army, it is not unlikely that Chris was booted out of the church when he linked his pastor to his ED page in the hope that Mr. Hartless would incite the congregation into raiding the ED page for Chris.

===Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church===
{{main|Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church}}

A [[Other documents#Epistle to the Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|letter]] leaked on 30 March 2013 revealed that some time between [[July 2011]] and [[March 2013]], Chris had earned himself a temporary ban from Wesley Methodist, probably because he had repeatedly (and annoyingly) aired his endless grievances about trolls during the homily.

{{quote|I feel that ever since Reverend Elizabeth Foss left our church, it has greatly gone downhill for me. Ed Winkler Banned me from the church for a month. He has Banned me from Speaking my peace during the Sharing of Joys and Concerns, and from that, I have felt unnecessarily Silenced.|Chris, on how his own church is now playing [[Kick the Autistic]]}}

==See also==
*[[Unban contracts]]
*[[Chris and negotiation]]
*[[Chris and anger]]
*[[Chris and remorse]]

==References==
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Christian Weston Chandler

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Shipper Of Heart: /* Overview */

:''This article is about Chris himself... it is his article and nothing less! For the "Sonichu" character, see [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)]]. For other uses, see [[Christian Weston Chandler (disambiguation)]]. ''
:''"Christian" redirects here. For our hero's view on Christianity, see [[Chris and religion]].''

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{{quote|I am the [[Slow-in-the-minds|high-functioning]] [[autism|autistic]] person who was heavily [[stress|emotionally damaged]], [[Chris and art|artistic]] [[Things Chris has ripped off|inspiration]] lost with [[Chris and his Ego#Paranoia|paranoia]], [[BlueSpike|deception]], [[Jack Thaddeus|blackmail]] and [[Death threats|plain hurtful words]] from those bottom-feeding [[Trolls]]. I am the hand-drawing original [[Chris and copyright|creator]] of [[sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]] and the city of [[CWCville|Cwcville]], [[Virginia]], [[United States of America|USA]].|[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|KookyDashy]], aka Chris<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20110804190802/http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=57&start=10 Re: We've been found AND mocked horribly! :( ] - The Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia post where Chris reveals himself (archive from 4 Aug 2011)</ref>}}

{{infobox
| title = Chris Chandler
| image = [[File:CWCspread cropped.jpg|250px|center]] [[File:Cwc bronycon 2017 1.jpg|250px|center]]
|header1 = Information
|label1 = Name
|data1 = Christopher Weston Chandler (1982–[[Christopher's_name_change|1992]]) Christian Weston Chandler ([[Christopher's_name_change|1992]]–2016) Christine Weston Chandler (2016–present)
|label2 = Also known as
|data2 = Chris-chan CWC [[Spanish|Ricardo]] [[Hotel Ricky Ricardo|RWC]] [[Sonichu (character)|Father]] [[Sonichu (character)|Pop]] [[Rosechu (character)|Papa]] [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] [[Liquid Saga|Solid Chris]] [[JenkinsJinkies|Junior Jenkins]] [[Carlos Chantor]] [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|KookyDashy]] [[Jackie E-mails 24|Kaka Apple Chrissy]] [[CWCki Forums|paintingatree]] [[Women Only Need Apply - No STD's|Stephanie Bustcakes]] [[Night Star]] [[CWCki Forums|LegendaryChristorian]] [[CWCki Forums|OPL (Our Pet Lolcow)]] [[Internet Dream Lounge|Natalie Portman]] [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children| Grandma Christine]]
|label3 = Date of Birth
|data3 = [[Birthday|24 February 1982]] (age {{Age|1982|2|24}})
|label5 = Gender
|data5 = Male (1982–2011) [[Tomgirl]] (2011–2014) Tomgirl/[[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Chris comes out... kinda|Lesbian-Identified Male]] (2014–2015) Transwoman (2015–present)
|label6 = Nationality
|data6 = [[United States|American]]
|label7 = [[Chris and race|Race]]
|data7 = White (1/8th "[[Cherokian]]")
|label8 = Height
|data8 = 5'10" (1.78 m), self-reported<ref>[[Match.com#Profile text]]</ref><ref>[[The Hook Cafe#Characteristics]]</ref>
|label9 = Weight
|data9 = [[WeighIn|216 lbs. (98.2 kg)]], self-reported
|label11 = Father
|data11 = [[Bob Chandler|Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.]] (1927–2011)
|label12 = Mother
|data12 = [[Barbara Chandler]] (1941–present)
|label13 = Siblings
|data13 = [[Cole Smithey]] (half-brother) [[David Alan Chandler]] (half-brother) [[Carol Chandler]] (half-sister)
|label14 = Education
|data14 = [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] ([[CADD]])
|label15 = Occupations
|data15 = Freelance comic book artist ([[Lulu|self-published]]) Video game designer (unpublished) [[Wendy's]] employee ([[2001]]) [[Cutco]] salesman ([[2003]]) [[Carlos Chantor|Male escort]] ([[2010]], unpaid) Entrepreneur, [[Chris and business|Cwcville Shopping]] ([[2014]]–[[2016]]) [[Stephanie Bustcakes|Prostitute]] ([[2016]], unpaid)
}}

<s>'''Christopher'''</s> <s>'''Christian'''</s> '''Christine Weston Chandler''' (born on 24 February [[1982]]) is a 36-year-old autistic <s>manchild</s> [[Tomgirl Saga|trans woman]], former [[virgin with rage]], and [[Things Chris has ripped off|creator]] of the infamous [[Sonichu]].

In late [[2007]], he became [[Internet]]-famous when he caught the attention of [[4chan]] and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. Initial fascination was spurred on by his signature homemade [[Sonichu medallion]], his [[Chris and art|childlike artwork]] featuring his unoriginal Sonic recolor, and his history of loitering in [[Attraction Locations|public places]] while literally holding up a [[sign]] asking women to talk to him. His reaction to the ensuing mockery led to a spiral of ever greater scrutiny of his life, [[Chris and...|revealing more disturbing facts about him]].
==Overview==
[[Image:Chris-Straw.jpg|thumb|left|[[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail|An infamous image Chris drew of himself enjoying a soda in 2 ways.]]]]

Chris is a timid, autistic, {{age|1982|2|24}}-year-old self-identified transwoman with delusional tendencies who has been allowed - by his parents, [[Barbara Chandler]] and the deceased [[Bob Chandler]] - to eternally live like a child, amassing [[toys]] and [[video games]] into a single [[room]] in his parents' [[14 Branchland Court|house]]. Now 36 years old, he is so comfortable in his protected existence that he refuses to conform to the norms of society even as he continues to grow older and the need for independence becomes more dire as his mother's health fails. Chris regularly demonstrates having trouble with [[Chris and health#Hygiene|personal hygiene]], acceptable [[Love Quest|public]] [[Chris and the Law#2013|behavior]], recognizing when he needs to [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|use the washroom]], and using his time to [[Sonic Boom Protests|contribute to society]] in any [[Chris's resume|meaningful way]]. Although the public school system forced Chris to face society, graduation has allowed Chris to stay indoors and avoid taking part in typical civilian activities. Due to this avoidance of the outside world, Chris has never held a steady [[Chris's resume|job]], or even been employed for more than a few months in his whole life. It is likely Chris will never get a job again thanks to Patreon, the tugboat, the <s>begging</s> generous donations, and the fact he has flat out said his autism prevents him from getting a job. Chris has had shockingly few meaningful relationships with people in a social setting outside of his parents, although he does manage to make friends with people who share his interests in nerd and LGBT culture<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/what-will-happen-when-barb-dies.10000/page-96#post-1853572</ref>.

Chris is completely obsessed with his character Sonichu, to the point that he has hand-crafted several medallions in the shape of Sonichu and related characters. Between February [[2004]] and [[March 2010]], Chris was rarely seen or photographed without one of these totems, even wearing them in his [[:Image:License.jpg|driver's license photo]] and to his [[college]] graduation. At the same time, he is absolutely convinced that everyone wants to learn all about Sonichu, and that the only reason [[Nintendo]], Sega, and [[Sony]] haven't approached him about making Sonichu games is that they're either trying to be tough negotiators, or that his chances are being ruined by trolls working in the companies. The medallion returned in [[September 2010]]. For awhile Chris had been upkeeping an eBay shop where he would make and sell these medallions, including Sonichu, Rosechu, Blake, and even custom character options. These were sold for 30$ a piece. After the eBay shop became a mild success he moved to Etsy, however, his laziness got the best of him and he lost the shop after nine months in business, due to failing to fulfill orders.

Chris used to absolutely hate [[homos|gay men]], and communicated this with such intensity that observers were easily convinced he was simply terrified of becoming gay himself. He cannot bear to look at another man's [[pickle|penis]], and he stares at [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|a ''Sailor Moon'' poster]] to keep himself straight.<ref>[[Chris Destroys His Vibrator]]</ref> Chris' words do not always align with his actions; he appears to be deeply insecure about his gender. He has [[recycling|swallowed his own semen]], [[Sports bra photo series|wears a bra]], and only reins in his [[Tomgirl Pictures|tendency to proudly cross-dress]] because his elderly mother intensely disapproves. While these actions do not indicate homosexuality outright, they do question the validity of Chris's own judgements on his sexual orientation. Surprisingly, however, his homophobia seemed to have little basis in his religious beliefs, as he had not noticed Leviticus 18:22, which condemns homosexuality, until he saw it on a 2009 episode of ''[[Family Guy]]''.<ref>[[CWC with Bible - Leviticus]]</ref> However, his homophobia didn't extend to lesbians, whom he "partly encourages" and is even aroused by.
His adult life has been largely defined by his goals of developing his webcomic ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' into a hit media franchise, his [[Love Quest]] to obtain a "[[boyfriend-free girl|boyfriend-free]], 18-[''his current age'']-year old, caring, [[tobacky|smoke-free]], non-[[alcohol]]ic [[Chris and race|white]] girl" to make into a "[[sweetheart from the ground-up]]," and, beginning from 2011, his gender identity as a [[tomgirl]] and later a lesbian transwoman.

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== Early life ==
In 24 February 1982, Chris was born to Robert and Barbara Chandler. He was born in the [[United States]], specifically in the state of [[Virginia]], and of course, is a citizen of the US. Not much was known about Chris in his toddler years, but the signs of autism didn't creep up until he was older. At the time, he was a pretty normal kid.

===Childhood and adolescence===
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[[Image:0147-CWCsMilkcapsAcrossTime.jpg|240px|thumb|The evolution (or decay, depending upon how you see things) of Chris-chan... in a [[Wikipedia:Pogs|pog]] form (yes, those are homemade pogs). Top: Chris '94, '95, '96. Bottom: '97, '98', '99.]]

Chris claims his first word, "monkey", was spoken at 6 weeks old,<ref name="Wikipedia early">[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992]]</ref> and he remains proud of this feat into his thirties regardless of how obviously unlikely and physically impossible it is to be true – the language centers in the human brain literally cannot grasp English at 6 weeks, disregarding infantile vocal chords.

An [[abusive babysitter]], who was alone with Christopher every day for years,<ref>[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-3.PNG|6 March 2007 email from Cole to Chris, page 3]]</ref> allegedly locked him in a room at an early age.<ref name="Wikipedia early" /> Chris apparently misses the irony in the fact that he now locks himself in a room. He once identified this confinement as the source of his autism. Between the ages of 1 and 7, Chris did not speak at all, and had to visit [[James Madison University]] for speech therapy. He was diagnosed as being autistic, with the doctor projecting (at least according to Chris) that he would never make it to high school, much less be able to write his own name.<ref>[[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)]]</ref>

During the [[1980s]], Christopher was playmates with [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]]. One day, she convinced him that Casper the Friendly Ghost lived in the crawlspace under her house, and when he crawled in there to look, she locked him in,<ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#Memories of childhood|Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares, page 4]]</ref> beginning Chris's lifelong career of getting trolled. Apparently, he doesn't hold any hard feelings over it (possibly just because she's a girl – if a guy did that to him, Chris would vow vengeance). In [[1989]], noted ursine conductor Leonard Bearstein misheard Christopher's first name and called him "Christian", which inexplicably convinced Christopher to later have his name legally changed.

Chris spent the [[1990s|1990-1991]] school year in the fourth grade at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]], until his parents pulled him out of classes over a mysterious dispute. Chris claims that he was forcefully restrained by the school's faculty<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]]</ref> and that he was made to sit on the lap of the [[Bruce Johnson|principal]], an experience that supposedly inspired his homophobia. It's possible that Chris's opinions about these events are colored more by his parents' attitudes than his own memories. The issue went to court, with Greene County seeking to have Chris sent to a "special school", which Bob and Barbara likely interpreted to mean a nut-house. Chris was home-schooled through the 5th grade during these proceedings. When his family exhausted all legal recourse, Chris and his father relocated to [[Richmond]] so that Chris could continue his education in a different school system, starting with the sixth grade in fall 1992.<ref name="Wikipedia early" />

At age 11, Chris entered and won the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]]. On his 12th birthday, he enjoyed a $1,000 shopping spree as his prize. WVIR-TV's coverage of the event focused on Chris's autism, regarding the contest win as a worthy accomplishment due to his mental condition. Chris put footage from this newscast on [[YouTube]] long before he was known to general public, and it remains the most solid evidence that he is not an elaborate troll. This incident is often cited as the beginning of Chris's tendency to use his autism as leverage for special treatment, as well as his fascination with toys and video games at the expense of more mature pursuits and his journey of becoming a fatass. It has led Chris to constantly enter contests in hopes of winning big (or else [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|becoming infuriated and belligerent to the winners]] when he loses).

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Image:0002-BabyChristopher.jpg|As a baby, he was unusually ugly.
Image:0003-ChristopherApr1985.jpg|Age 3, actually a pretty cute kid.
Image:0001-ChristopherInSchool.jpg|Holding a prototype [[Sonichu Balls|Sonichu Ball]].
Image:0043-YoungChristopher2.jpg|[[Chris and fashion|Chris's taste in clown shirts begins]], coupled with his infamous "deer in headlights" [[stare]].
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[[Image:0240-ChristianCBBall97.jpg|120px|thumb|left|CWC the water boy. PRO TIP: Don't drink anything from one of Chris's [[fapcup|cups]].]]

[[Image:CWC12.png|120px|thumb|Hard to believe, but this photo has not been airbrushed to perfection.]]

Chris spent much of his time in [[Manchester High School|high school]] playing video games at home, reading ''[[Goosebumps]]'' novels, and hanging out with his "[[gal pal]]s" and "[[Joseph Herring|friend]]" at school. It was at this time that he first put his "creative talents" to use, with the inventions of [[Bionic the Hedgehog]] and Sonichu.<ref>[[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_7/Page_22]</ref> Chris claims to have been on the [[honor roll]], and during this time acquired the true source of his powers, his [[Amnyfest Ring]]. Because the art award he wanted was given to someone else, Chris stormed out crying during his [[Manchester High School#Graduation|high school graduation]]. He honestly thought he deserved the award more than anyone else because he worked on it "so hard" in spite of his autism. Another reason for his sorrow was his fear that he might soon have to grow up and start acting like an adult.<ref>[[:Image:0567-GraduationNote2.jpg|DVD, graduation note 2]]</ref> Evidently, this fear was unfounded.

Since leaving high school and the happiest years of his life, Chris has been unwilling and unable to progress in any aspect of his life. He remains trapped in a childish, Year [[2000]] [[Time Void|time-stasis]], as he believes that whatever he was doing at the time was what helped him attract female companions. That his high school gal-pals have moved on and married real adult men with careers is of little consequence to him.
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===Adult Chronicles===
[[Image:0781-CWCspdbed.JPG|thumb|One of Chris's promotional images for his [[Love Quest]].]]

Chris's entry into [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] probably eased his inability to cope with life after high school. He took courses in [[CADD|Computer Aided Drafting and Design]] and began spending more time on ''Sonichu'', launching a [[Sonichu's News Dash|newsletter]] and circulating it on the PVCC campus. Over time, he began losing touch with his gal-pals from high school, and he presumably found the junior college crowd less willing to humor him and his personal idiosyncrasies. By his own admission, his social life at PVCC was lacking when compared to his high school years.<ref>[[Story of My Current Days#Story of My Current Days]]</ref><ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], page 10.</ref>
Chris says he decided he needed a [[sweetheart]] in February [[2003]]. Possibly driven by his discovery that his old friend [[Sarah Hammer]] had begun dating [[Wes Iseli]], Chris started his [[Love Quest]] in earnest that summer. However, he quickly found that every girl he talked to had a boyfriend (or so they claimed). Chris soon became neurotic about the "[[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]]" and began concocting and employing various bizarre methods to attract women without actually having to approach or speak to them.

Chris's most celebrated technique involved sitting in one place (or pacing back and forth) for hours, holding a sign that read "I am a (variable age)-Year Old, Single Male, seeking an 18-(Chris's age then)-Year Old, Single Female Companion." Amazingly, this strategy accomplished nothing beyond getting him into trouble with various [[jerkops|authority]] [[manajerks|figures]] who believed that he was loitering and/or soliciting sex, which was legally true. Chris was particularly affected by a series of confrontations with the [[PVCC]] dean [[Mary Lee Walsh]] over his attraction techniques, resulting in an ongoing, completely one-sided blood feud involving [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|magic curses]] and [[Mary Lee Walsh#Mary Lee Walsh in Sonichu|slander]]. After a series of confrontations featuring increasingly bizarre and threatening behavior on Chris's part, Walsh expelled him for one year in [[2004]]. He eventually returned, however, obtaining an associate's degree in May [[2006]].

After college, Chris promptly dropped out of society, devoting his life to finding a boyfriend-free girl, drawing ''Sonichu'', [[mass debating]], and using his [[monthly tugboat|welfare money]] to buy video games and [[sex toys]].

[[Image:156-CWCMegan1.jpg|thumb|left|He can smell fear.]]
In [[2005]], Chris met [[Megan Schroeder]] at a [[The GAMe PLACe|local game and card shop]]. A social outcast like himself, Megan proved unusual in that she was willing to talk to Chris for more than 5 minutes. The 2 quickly became close friends, although Megan claimed to have recently endured a bad break-up and refused to entertain Chris's obvious romantic interest. Chris, seemingly basing his stance on studying women in porn and [[anime]], believed that the key to turning Megan's platonic feelings romantic was to make inappropriate advances toward her until she had to tell him to stop touching her.

In the summer of [[2007]], Chris put it all on the line by entering the [[PaRappa the Rapper Contest|''PaRappa the Rapper'' Contest]] so that he could win prizes and a trip for two to Seattle, which formed the centerpiece of his plan to finally score with Megan. The contest ended in disaster for Chris, as he lost to the dreaded [[Adam Stackhouse]] and subsequently learned that Megan wouldn't have gone with him on the trip even if he had won.

It was during the Love Quest that Chris was inspired to launch ''Sonichu'', a comic book series featuring his Electric Hedgehog Pokémon. Ostensibly, the comic was intended to focus on the life and times of Chris's unbelievably original character, but by halfway through the first issue the focus of the story had become Chris and his myriad of romantic misadventures.

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==Discovery==
{{main|2007|2008}}
[[Image:110-SchuSiteIdea2.jpg|thumb|FUCK YEAH!!!]]

{{quote|Geez, when you have '''me''' facepalming at you, you have got to be pretty bad off.|[http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/David_Gonterman David Gonterman] on Chris.}}

Chris's rare talent (and by talent we mean pathology) was discovered when someone posted an anonymous picture of Sonichu on [[4-cent garbage|4chan]]. It only took a quick Google search of Chris's name to discover the picture's author. He was also discovered on 26 October 2007 by the website SomethingAwful, when a user derailed the conversation and wrote their personal account of Chris. A thread on Chris and Sonichu was created the next day.<ref>http://web.archive.org/web/20071107074539/http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2667671&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1</ref> Chris's miserable existence spilled over onto [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] in November 2007. His life hasn't been the same since then.
[[File:ChrisMomsPanties.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2008]].]]

Upon learning of the "Chris-Chan" article on ED, Chris released a single [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement|YouTube video]] attempting to diplomatically convince the site to remove the page. Failing in this, he then spent the next several months [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|vandalizing]] the article in the vain hope of overwhelming his enemies. This catastrophically backfired as Chris, in an attempt to prove himself as lurid as the [[trolls]], revealed a great deal of embarrassing information, most notably [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|a portrait of himself finger-banging Megan]] that ruined his most important relationship at the time. By the spring of [[2008]], Chris would be banned from both [[The Game Place|his favorite hangout]] (temporarily, but he was banned permanently in August 2008) and [[Grace Baptist Church|his parents' church]] for reasons at least partially related to information brought to light by the ED article.

In August 2008, Chris [[CWC's Second Message|declared]] [[Attention All Sonichu Fans (NOT HATERS)|war]] upon Encyclopedia Dramatica in a series of videos, threatening to withhold publication of the upcoming [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] unless his vast [[fan base]] rallied to force ED to remove the "Chris-Chan" article. When ED suffered outages unrelated to this crusade, Chris [[Kudos to the Encyclopedia DramaDestruction|took credit and declared victory]], guaranteeing that he would be under constant fire from trolls for years to come. This began an endless cycle in which Chris would produce [[videos]], comics, and harebrained schemes to attack the trolls, which would in turn encourage more and more trolls to provoke him for his hilarious responses.

The cycle was briefly disrupted in the fall of 2008 when Chris sent his various [[medallions]] to his [[Blanca Weiss|fake Internet girlfriend]], who immediately destroyed them and broke up with him. This emotional heartbreak and the release of ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' reduced Chris's output of videos and other sources of [[Laughs Under Lucricities]]. At the same time, Encyclopedia Dramatica began cracking down on trolls using Chris's ED page as a forum for discussing him, and in general opinion was divided as to whether it was funny or [[A-Logging|obnoxious and tiring]] to continue harassing him. The resulting schism led to the creation of numerous websites (such as [[CWCki|this one]] singularly devoted to documenting his life), which has only expanded the coverage of Chris's hijinks.

==Chris today==
{{main|2008|2009|2010|2011|2012|2013|2014|2015|2016|2017}}
[[File:Ecp00066.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2009]].]]

By late 2008, trolls controlled many aspects of Chris's life by posing as dedicated [[fans]], sweethearts, cartoonish enemies, and prospective business partners. Chris's ego and [[naïve]]te readily embraced this brave new world in which every woman wanted to fuck him, and every man was either trying to help him sell ''Sonichu'' products or steal the franchise for their own nefarious goals. Trolls would begin denoting major events in Chris's life as "[[saga]]s" such as the [[Miyamoto]] Saga, the [[Julie]] Saga, the [[Ivy]] Saga, the Liquid Saga, and the [[Asperchu]] Saga. All the while, the CWCki maintains a constant record of these events, ensuring that Chris cannot get away with his highly selective and revisionary treatment of his history.

[[File:Personalprofile.jpg|thumb|left|''[[OkCupid|Hello]], [[The Hook Cafe|ladies]][[Carlos Chantor|!]]'' Chris in [[2010]].]]

Following his disastrous failure to woo [[The Wallflower|a real girl]] in March [[2010]], Chris began to realize what anyone else would have figured out a long time ago: his toxic Internet presence is having a detrimental effect upon his real life, and each new video he creates only makes it worse. This realization appears to have led him to reduce his online presence and to stop donning Sonichu medallions and [[clown shirt]]s.

In [[November 2010]], around the same time another romantic saga involving [[Jackie|another sweetheart]] ended in failure, Chris announced he will no longer socialize online or publish videos of himself. Subsequently, all videos save for the last one were removed from his YouTube channel. However, his Internet activity had not completely ceased since he retired from YouTube. Chris later returned with new videos in [[August 2011]].

[[File:TG20.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2011]], near the time of his father's death.]]

Perhaps the most dramatic change in Chris’s life was his open and enthusiastic embrace of cross-dressing and femininity in general. In [[2011]], Chris was revealed to have become a full blown transvestite (or "[[tomgirl]]", as he calls it) and fully embraced his new identity both at home and in public. Chris seems to have reconciled this behavior with his extreme homophobia and purported heterosexuality without any difficulty. Though treated as yet another saga at first, this behavior seems to be deeply entrenched and has only gotten more extreme as of late 2014 (see below).

In [[September 2011]], Chris's father died of heart failure. Chris continues to live with his widowed mother, who along with the [[tugboat]] is his only source of income. Since his mother is in her 70s, it can be reasonably assumed that she has little time left on this earth, especially when her poor health is taken into account.
Since Bob's death, Chris has seldom interacted with trolls, and is seemingly no longer able to effortlessly bounce back from despair like he used to, and has instead lapsed into deep depression, no doubt exacerbated by the later loss of his home to fire, and subsequent financial difficulties. In the aftermath of Bob's death, many trolls began to question whether Chris deserved or indeed, could cope with any further trolling, given that he was no longer the bellicose, [[Chris and fashion|striped-shirted]] egocentric that the world had come to know. If one thing is certain, it is that Chris's glory days of screaming into a camera like a madman and performing like a circus animal for trolls offering [[china]] are over.

[[File:Christran2.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2012]].]]

In [[October 2011]], Chris and Barb were [[28 October 2011|arrested]] at [[The GAMe PLACe]] and charged on several counts including trespassing, assault, and failure to stop at an accident causing over $1,000 in damage after an altercation with [[Michael Snyder]]. The trespassing and assault charges against Chris were dropped, but both still face felony trials for the failure to stop, and Barb for assaulting a police officer.
[[File:Chris march2013.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2013]].]]

In [[April 2012]], Chris declared that he finally [[Mia Hamm|lost his virginity]]. This was later confirmed to be true...[[Other documents#Chris's wingman|at the hands of a prostitute]]. 2012 was otherwise uneventful, probably because Chris was in trouble with [[Chris and the Law|the law]].

[[2013]] saw Chris's life more or less confined to ranting on [[Facebook]] and [[Twitter]], as well as making himself a pariah to people in real life through his actions. He began blaming people to their face for his own shortcomings which resulted in him leaving his church, getting chewed out by a voice actress from [[My Little Pony|one of his favorite shows]], upsetting the few friends he has left with his homophobia and getting thrown out of a [[Wal-Mart]] for committing blatant vandalism. He has also complained about the 'stress' taking its toll on his health ([[Chris and Health|this, at least, is evident]]) and pined incessantly about being "lonely". Even the "gal-pals" Chris so fondly talked about in his high school days would end up betraying him - he found out around Halloween 2013 that they had only tolerated him out of pity and, having discovered them, were just as revolted by his antics as much as the next sane person. Of course, the miseries Chris was lamenting at this time were almost entirely products of his own behavior coming back to haunt him, something he clearly did not realize.
The year 2013 also saw the rise of quite a few new white knights as well (including actual friends he met in real life) all of whom tried to offer constructive advice to Chris, although their advice was unwelcome information and thus totally ignored, as tradition dictates. This year of Chris's life seemed to have been most characterized by his flagrant disrespect of people, things and ideas around him, resulting in his exile and loneliness which he idiotically (but predictably) did not connect with his appalling behavior.
[[File:Chris 15 Aug 2014 changed profile pic.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2014]], his long, lank, thin [[hair]] receding in earnest.]]

At first, it seemed that [[2014]] would just be business as usual. That is, until [[January 2014|January]] 10th when, in a cataclysmic display of the idiocy we've come to expect from him, Chris thought it would be a good idea to brew coffee in the bathroom of his garbage-filled house with an extension cord, leading to him [[Destruction Of Chris's House|setting his own house on fire]]. While no human was seriously harmed, one of the remaining [[Chandler cats]] died in the fire. The resulting damages forced Chris and his mother to temporarily [[Rental House|move out and trash a different house]]. Almost all of the Chandler possessions were destroyed in the fire, including most of Chris's [[Megan Shrine|vast]] [[Lego|hoard]] [[Trading Cards|of]] [[DVD|stupid]] [[Kimmi|shit]]. On a sadder note, most if not all of Bob's possessions were presumably also destroyed, including his huge record collection.

Since then, Chris and his mother have been having [[Chris and money|acute financial difficulties]], and Chris has spent most of the year alternating between begging and taking the odd commission to make more of his horrendous "art" on Facebook, or in a new display of [[Chris and his Ego|narcissism]], selling autographed photos of himself on eBay (you can guess who most of his patrons are). Nonetheless, this hasn't stopped Chris from blowing literally thousands of dollars on [[Lego|children's toys]]. Naturally, his "art" and photographs are only really of any value to trolls, and thankfully few people have been foolish enough to give him hand-outs. Which is for the best, given that he may finally be forced to face a situation his mother can't [[Hooker incident|bail him]] [[Chris and money|out of]], and maybe, just maybe, learn something from it. [[Chris and reality|Or not]].
[[File:OmegaconB.jpg|thumb|right|Chris, in [[2015]].]]
More curiously, [[Chris and reality|Chris began identifying as a lesbian]] in [[August 2014]], and denied that there is no such thing as a male lesbian (citing Yahoo! Answers as proof). While he seemed to soften his stance on gay men (''very'' reluctantly), he also indicated that he hated his own duck, in addition to his pre-existing hatred of ducks in general.

In July, Chris claimed to have a [[2014 Anonymous Sweetheart|girlfriend]]. Needless to say, many [[Megan Schroeder|doubted it]] [[The Wallflower|would last]].

As of Halloween, Chris has been swanning around attending (and likely ruining) LGBTQ events around Charlottesville, including attending a Halloween party at a gay bar dressed as a lesbian from the 70s. At such events, he obviously mingles with people infinitely more accepting and kind than himself. This necessarily will result either in Chris becoming a better person or in Chris being banned and ostracized from these gatherings. If history suggests a single thing, it is that the latter scenario will occur.

In early November, it was confirmed that his latest sweetheart, [[Catherine]], was yet another troll persona. This has led to an outpouring of disappointment and disgust from many of his [[CWCki Forums|unappreciated abettors]], who were hoping that, for once, Chris had got lucky. It is unclear, but likely, that she was the same woman mentioned above who was dating him in July.

This glimmer of pity was extinguished in December, as Chris [[26 December 2014|violated a ban and assaulted an employee in an outing to]] [[GameStop]] on Boxing Day. He assaulted the store's Assistant Manager, who was calling security, with mace; showing that, again, Chris has yet to learn anything from his mistakes, if he even regards them as mistakes to begin with. Only time will tell how much trouble Chris has landed himself in this time, but given his current financial status and history, it can't be good. Needless to say, Chris has no one to blame but himself for this mess, which isn't to say he won't try.

In January 2015, Chris asked people to start referring him with female pronouns, and subsequently caused another ruckus at Wal-Mart. More generally, 2015 has seen Chris slowly shy away from his traditional bigotry towards men and homosexuals (while still keeping up his [[Sonic Boom Protests|ludicrous crusade against Sega over the color scheme of a certain cartoon rodent]] and dramatizing his experience with trolls), and finally develop enough self-awareness to try and know himself. He has indicated in several Facebook posts that he is still trying to gauge his own sexuality and sexual identity; he has yo-yoed between wanting to remain a transvestite and wanting to transition into womanhood.

[[File:Happy Birthday, Nathan..mp400001.png|thumb|left|Chris in [[2016]].]]

Chris performed the sequels to some of his greatest hits in 2016.

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|Original
|Sequel
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|[[Recycling]]
|[[Chris's Specimen Sample]]
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|[[For Julie's Eyes Only]]
|[[Lesbian Sex Audition]]
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|[[Carlos Chantor]]
|[[Stephanie Bustcakes]]
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|[[Un-clit]]
|[[Self-inflicted taint wound]]
|}

In addition, Barb was sued by two banks, due to failure to pay over $20,000 of debt, kicking off the [[Financhu Crisis]], in which she and Chris both begged for money like jackasses, while their hoards were clearly visible behind them. The [[Business]] saga was suspended when Chris was [[Chris and business|banned from Etsy for failing to send orders]]. He continued to [[duck]] responsibility for his inability to put down the [[PS4]] controller long enough to slap together his preschool-level arts and crafts, choosing to blame [[Lulu]] for being "[[Homos|the bugger that bit my ass bad]] and killed my creative groove".

His Oedipal complex veered into disturbing new levels when he freely announced that he [[August 2016 Facebook posts#Incestuous Thoughts|dreams about having sex with his mother]]. He also made multiple death threats against political figures [[Donald Trump]] and Mike Pence.

[[File:Dailyprogress online cville pride cwc.jpg|thumb|Chris in 2017, donning his [[unicorn cosplay]] at [[Cville Pride]].]]

In [[2017]], the Financhu Crisis continued to stress the Chandlers. Chris offered pieces of his late father's stamp collection, the [[Sonic Totem]] and [[The Classic]] for sale in order to afford more toys, a [[$400 gold necklace]] for Barb, and the extremely costly expenses for his [[Stamps#Raffle|raffle prizes]]. He and Barb also continued begging. One of his friends from [[The End Games]] Pokemon Club grew concerned and gave him solid advice on how to apply for work through Virginia's DARS program - and in true Chris fashion, instead of following it, he went on an angry tirade. Later in the year, he was sued for failure to pay debt to Mariner Finance.

Chris rediscovered Twitter in March. His frequent tweets to voice actresses lead to the [[Doopie]] saga - in which he was chastised for calling her [[darling]], but doubled down on it and was subsequently blocked by her - and getting blocked by ''My Little Pony'' VA [[Tabitha St. Germain]] due to her getting constantly tagged by Chris and the [[weens]] orbiting him. He created sockpuppet accounts [[NightStar2891]] to plead his case and [[TwiSparLicious]] to ban-evade, which failed.

He briefly joined the [[Kiwi Farms]] forum under the name LegendaryChristorian and held a Q&A session.

A high point for his social life was attending [[BronyCon]], at which he enjoyed attention from [[fans]]. He also attended LGBT events such as [[UVA Remembers Pulse]] (where he was interviewed on TV), [[Cville Pride]] (where he was photographed by news in crowd shots), and [[Love is Love]].

Chris resumed the [[Business]] saga halfway through the year by going back to work on the [[Sonichu 11]] comic he had abandoned in 2015, by placing pages behind [[Patreon]]. He also again offered books for sale, self-published by [[Lulu]], was paid to be interviewed by [[Merryweathery]] and [[CopperCab]], and joined [[Redbubble]]. After eight years, he finally completed #11, and moved onto #12, which he completed after a few months. He began work on [[Sonichu 12-9]] and [[Sonichu 15]], but got distracted. His Patreon efforts also began to languish around October, when patrons complained that he hadn't been sending out books.

Another sweetheart saga took place in the fall. [[Jessica Quinn]], a long-time white knight, suddenly turned troll by pretending she had fallen in love with him. She broke up with him twice, the first time he cried on camera for her to take him back, and the final time, he raged on video against the trolls he thought were to blame. He recovered quickly after drowning his sorrows at an ice cream shop.

Afterwards, another troll, the mysterious [[Idea Guy]], began to influence Chris by slipping hidden messages, often based on Nazi references, into the ''Sonichu'' canon.

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==Aliases==
[[Image:093-CWCtoon.jpg|thumb|left|100px|[[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Christian's hand-drawn representation of himself.]]]]

Christian Weston Chandler has a wide array of names he has given himself. He was born Christopher Weston Chandler, but [[Christopher's name change|changed]] to "Christian" at the behest of the "[[Leonard Bearstein|mall conductor bear]]". In either case, he answers to "Chris" and "Chris-Chan". [[Autism|Unusually]], Chris will often refer to himself by his full name, or if he's feeling especially formal, "Christopher Christian Weston Chandler".

Shortly after coming out as a trans lesbian, Chris started introducing himself as "Christine". In May 2016, he successfully filed for another name change to "Christine Weston Chandler".<ref>https://kiwifar.ms/threads/chris-filed-for-a-legal-name-change-update-the-judgement-is-in.20763/</ref> He then followed up by filing to alter the description for sex on his driver's license to female.<ref>[[:File:Christine license.jpg]]</ref> He now signs his name with "heart i's". In interviews, he is still fine with being called Chris (since Chris can be short for Christine), but some [[white knight]]s call him by a different nickname, Tini.

Chris's nickname in his high school [[Spanish]] classes was "Ricardo", and to this day he translates his own name to "Ricardo Weston Chandler" when writing or speaking in Spanish, likely due to his ignorance of the fact that you generally don't translate your own name when speaking in another language. At times he will literally announce himself as "Christopher Christian 'Ricardo' Weston Chandler", or variants thereof, to precisely identify himself. In recent times, Chris has forgone stating his middle name, former names, and Spanish nickname in videos; now he's just "Christine Chandler".

Occasionally, Chris will use the names of his characters to refer to himself, most notably his evil twin, [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]], and of course, Sonichu. In his comics, Chris has the ability to transform into an [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]], named [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]].

The only names commonly used to refer to Chris which he did not himself invent are "Chrissy" (popularized by [[Arjen Van Dierten]]) and [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] (popularized by [[Liquid Chris]]). Less notably, there is also "Solid Chris", used by some to differentiate him from Liquid in the tradition of a [[Metal Gear Solid|certain video game series]]. Certain A-Loggers have been known to refer to Chris as "Satan's Agent on Earth".

Users of [[Kiwi Farms]] have coined the term "Classic Chris" to refer to Chris before the [[Destruction of Chris's house|house fire]] and/or his coming out as trans.
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===CWC===
Chris is [[Ego|unusually proud]] of his initials "CWC" and often incorporates them into his creations and various puns on the word "quick". Examples include [[CWCville]], [[A CWC Audition]], and [[CWC Dare]].

==Featured fan video==

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| Stardate = 20 November 2009
| Maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/IBAClydeCash IBAClydeCash]
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==See also==
* [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)]] - Chris's depiction of himself within his own comics.
* [[Chris-chan Sonichu]] - Chris's furry alter ego.
* [[:Category:DVD slideshow images|Hundreds of personal photographs]] assembled for use in Chris's autobiographical [[DVD]].
* [[User:GodofThunderGodofWar]] - Chris's own CWCki account

==Sources==
{{CWCipedia}}
{{Fan Art|chris=Chris fan art|linkname=Chris}}
<references/>
==External links==
[http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4813395/ Christian Weston Chandler] at the [[Wikipedia:Internet Movie Database|Internet Movie Database]]

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March 2018 social media posts

2018-03-31T21:29:08Z

Shipper Of Heart: /* Apology to jewish people */

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This page is a partial archive of Chris's major social media posts during [[March 2018]]. Posts are sorted by date. Notable comments will be included and color-coded for reference.

==18 years of Sonichu==
17 March, Facebook

{{quotebox|[[File:Chris, Night Star Equestria Girls Mini dolls2.jpg|200px]]

Happy Sonichu-Versary, My Son and My Rose! Yay! 18 Years Now! ❤️}}

==Pleading to be let back in==
20 March

''Chris commented on someone's post, on their Pokémon Club's Facebook page. Shan is possibly a typo for Shane, as in Shane B., the owner of [[The End Games]].''

{{quotebox|Yeah. How about telling Shan to let me back in so I can enjoy the fun again, Please?<ref>https://www.facebook.com/groups/388003691333133/permalink/1223244687809025/</ref>}}

==Sweetheart search over==
26 March, Twitter

{{quotebox|Sorry, my Peeps, but My Sweetheart Search is Officially OVER! Yay! 💜💙❤️ 🤩}}

A fan was wary:

{{quoteboxgreen|I hope this is a person you know in real life, otherwise congrats!}}

Chris was unconcerned and mentioned an extra detail:

{{quotebox|Oh, yes! We three are Very Close in Person, Real Life; we are together. 💜💙❤️}}

27 March

{{quotebox|Come Smile With Us Today! 💜💙❤️}}

''He linked to [https://youtu.be/ne7I3ViAzRk You're in my heart like a catchy song], a MLP music video.''

{{quotebox|Catchy Songs and Getting into Each Others’ Hearts!}}

''He linked to [https://youtu.be/QQWhJrkgXII Let Me Drive My Van Into Your Heart], another MLP music video.''

A ween commented:

{{quoteboxred|Just an FYI, stalking women online doesn’t count Chris.}}

Chris replied:

{{quotebox|This is an In-Person, Face-To-Face, Offline Relationship.}}

==Rambling about fictional characters and Mary Sues==
29 March

''In response to [https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/979383274727460865 these tweets]...''

{{quotebox|Hi, Seanan. I’ve just read all of your recent set of Tweets on this topic. You impress me very much. In fact, in Everything, including you, have written, drawn or created, there is a dimension where they All do coincide with each other.

In fact, while this is the first I am hearing of you (I sincerely apologize for being late to the party), your character(s) might have visited Cwcville a few years ago, or at some point before today. And, I got blamed for “Mary-Sue”ing myself into the Nation Of Cwcville.

I tend to ignore that one person, who shall not be named, when they call me out on that, but versus my counterpart who was born in that dimension and moved to Cwcville, I did find that I, myself, have my own set of powers even superior than I had given myself there.

Although, as a powerful Chronicler, with ability to even make new OCs and Objects and things there, and then some, I Am NOT a God or Goddess. You are not one either. All we are doing is storytelling of our shared “LittleBiGPlanet” there, or even another separate dimension.

The point is that we each have to be always on constant mental-link with our characters and landspace we each have made, even in fanfics, because if left unattended, that character or land would certainly fall flat and dead. Always CARE and LOVE for your creations.

Let Them Live and Prosper; help them by making sure they are Smart, Intelligent, and more than capable of fending for themselves and rebuilding their homes and being financially set (which kind of links to your own situation, so make sure they have their own jobs and work hard)

If left unattended on those details, they will end up in something of a struggle to make their ends meet (you’d be surprised to hear how many end up becoming, shall we say, rather exposed to get paid, if not unemployed and loafingly struggle around).

But I digress on a tangent. We must inspire those who are emotionally struggling, themselves, to continue to Chronicle their stories and developing their characters, because if they are depressed and go on hiatus, that is simply the worst thing Anyone could do. Thank you; Cheers!

Oh! P.S. That Really Counts for Equestria, very much, as well. It tends to fall under the “Exposed to guns and ammo” category, so, perhaps make the Staff and Writers KEEP ON Beyond Season Nine; we do not want Equestria to be Lost, and have them Chronicle EXTENSIVE Defenses.

INCLUDING around Canterlot High School and the Portal There. And maybe make Discord more Kind to helping in all other Dimensions as well, with Fluttershy’s help to keep him in check, of course. Cheers!}}

==Denying MLP dolls theory==
31 March

''Chris replied to [https://twitter.com/SebVelaz/status/978484538933325825 a theory by fans that his new sweethearts are MLP dolls].''

{{quotebox|Good Guess for “Z-95.1’s Impossible Trivia”, but that is not the correct answer. Wah-Wah! 💜💙❤️}}

==Apology to jewish people==
{{see also|CWC Ancestry}}

31 March
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</gallery></center>

{{quotebox|Top Eight Answers on the board; 23 and on Surveyed: Name a portion of CWC’s Ancestry. Survey Says... <0.1% Ashkenazi JEWISH

I Owe ALL of the Jewish People an Apology for my past hurtful statements, including Michael John Snyder.

TO EVERY SINGLE JEWISH PERSON: I, Miss Christine Weston Chandler, of Ruckersville, VA, USA, am REALLY, REALY SORRY for the hurtful things I have said against y’all. ⭐️💜💙❤️⭐️

I am Fully Observant of my Jewish Ancestry, and I will respect All People Of Jewish Faith, but I respectfully choose not to celebrate the holidays, and I am certainly not going to ever convert myself to Judaism. Thank you.}}

A person inquired:

{{quoteboxred|Ok, if you have Jewish ancestry then [[Operation BARBarossa|why did your imaginary land have a concentration camp for people that don’t obey?]]}}

Chris answered:

{{quotebox|That was [[Idea Guy|Graduon’s Idea; NOT Mine.]]}}

He then had an epiphany:

{{quotebox|Also, my report links my Ancestry to Africa, so guess what else I am... BACK IN BLACK}}

(Please note he is 0% Native American- but Ancestry.com Results should usually be taken with a grain of salt)

{{Facebook}}
{{Tweets}}

CWCki:Artist Commune

2018-03-30T22:20:31Z

Shipper Of Heart: /* CWCki Topical Banners */

{{protip|The Artist Commune isn't so much about soliciting fan art as it is about utilizing fan artists to get some original art for CWCki. Think of it like doing commissioned art for CWCki, except instead of getting money you'll be getting a bigger e-penis. Check out [[:Category:Articles needing original illustrations|here]] for articles needing some illustrations.}}

[[Image:Fapcup.jpg|thumb|right|Original art, such as Fapcup.jpg, improves the quality of CWCki article and vividly illustrates
topics discussed.]]The '''Artist Commune''' is a [[CWCki]] project dedicated to providing CWCki with original content in terms of illustrations, photoshops, etc. in order to better illustrate topics discussed on the CWCki by utilizing the many skills and talents of CWCki users and the broader CWC [[troll|trolling]] community.

__TOC__

Early predecessors to the project were [[PVCC (message board)|PVCC threads]] in the "Troll Productions" forum which produced very talented drawings (such as [[:Image:AfterTheHoneyMoon.jpg|this]], [[:Image:Lolmarriage.png|this]], and [[:Image:Sonichurosey.png|this]]) in addition to holiday shops of the [[:Image:CWCiki Introduction.jpg|CWCki introduction logo]].

All drawfags, artfags, photoshoppers, etc. are encouraged to contribute in the project, and all CWCki users are encouraged to request images.

==User Box==
Contributors in the project are qualified to use this SUPER SPECIAL userbox on their user page:
{{Artfag}}

Frequent contributors to the project will receive special awards recognizing them for their time and effort.

==Requests==
Post your requests for images in the discussion page [[CWCki talk:Artist Commune|HERE]]. Please be descriptive in what you want and for what purpose, and be sure to sign your comment. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:13, 30 November 2009 (CET)

Pages that need illustrations should be marked with the '''<nowiki>{{Illustrations}}</nowiki>''' tag, to put them on the [[:Category:Articles needing original illustrations]]!

It looks like this:

{{Illustrations}}

==Galleries==
Thanks to all CWCki Art Contributards! When ORIGINAL CONTENT is used to illustrate the main page or an article (outside of generic galleries at the bottom), please add it to this list! If a picture is uncredited and you know who made it, help us out and give them credit.

===Illustrations===
<gallery>
Image:Fapcup.jpg
Image:Chris-IAmRandomHousecoat.PNG|[[User:SnorlaXBOX|SnorlaXBOX]]
Image:Chris-ThisIsMyDildo.PNG|[[User:SnorlaXBOX|SnorlaXBOX]]
Image:HotelRickyRicardo.jpg|[[User:SnorlaXBOX|SnorlaXBOX]]
Image:How_the_pokemon_came_into_our_pokeballs.png
Image:LovelyWeatherBizarro.jpg|[[User:SnorlaXBOX|SnorlaXBOX]]
Image:Mewchew.jpg|[[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] |
Image:Cwc-abstinence.jpg|[[User:Bystander]]
Image:IRC%2820_January_2009%29.jpg|[[User:Blacksky01|Blacksky01]]
Image:Barbara_the_Hutt.png|[[User:Thorgnzorrg|Thorgnzorrg]]
</gallery>

===CWCki Topical Banners===
<gallery>
Image:BobCWCkiLogo.jpg
Image:GuyFawkesDayIntro.jpg
Image:KwanzaCWCkiIntro.jpg
Image:HannukauhCWCki.jpg|AnalCactus ([[PVCC]])
Image:Mychristmas.jpg
Image:Festivus.png|[[User:James Lamp-Eye|James Lamp-Eye]]
Image:CWCki_2010.jpg|[[User:Rubidium|Rubidium]]
Image:PaddysDay_banner.jpg|[[User:Crow|Crow]]
Image:Liquidintro.jpg|[[User:Bystander|Bystander]]
Image:Jenkinsjinkies.jpg|[[User:Thorgnzorrg|Thorgnzorrg]]
Image:2012CWCkiIntro.PNG‎|[[User:Victor Hatherley|Victor Hatherley]]
Image:Birthday Boy.png|[[User:Smugleaf|Smugleaf]]
Image:Hoppy Easter.png|[[User:Shipper Of Heart|Shipper Of Heart]]
</gallery>

===CWCki-tan===
<gallery>
Image:CWCki-tan.png
Image:CWCki-tanNewYear2010.png
</gallery>

[[Category:CWCki projects]]

File:CWCki Banner Easter.png

2018-03-30T22:19:03Z

Shipper Of Heart: I couldn't find a banner for the Easter season. Based on his Hoppy Easter video from way back when (those are supposed to be pipe cleaners on his head). Made 3-30-18

I couldn't find a banner for the Easter season. Based on his Hoppy Easter video from way back when (those are supposed to be pipe cleaners on his head). Made 3-30-18

Fuzzy-Wuzzies & Prickly-Wicklies

2018-03-30T03:20:15Z

Shipper Of Heart: /* References by Chris */

{{Quote|War is never the answer; peace is. Never fight. Compliments will get you fuzzy-wuzzies. War gets you prickly-wicklies... as well as punches. They get you those, too. Thank you very much, and have a wonderful day.|Christian Weston Chandler}}

'''"A Warm Fuzzy Tale"''' is a story written by [[Wikipedia:Claude Steiner|Claude Steiner]], a clinical psychologist professor.<ref>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Claude_Steiner#Publications</ref> His book had the noble goal of teaching children that acts of love cost nothing and are worth giving. [[Chris]], who might have read the book (or [[Honor roll|had the book read to him]]), felt the need to include those pieces of wisdom in his [[Sonichu (comic)|comic]] and his "[[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|Future Message]]".

==Fuzzy-Wuzzies==
According to Chris, Fuzzy-Wuzzies are the reward for paying people compliments. The benefits of gaining fuzzy-wuzzies are unclear, although there is surely [[Megan Schroeder|someone]] out there who can describe the [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|consequences]] of paying Chris a compliment. In any event, fuzzy-wuzzies are surely preferable to the noxious prickly-wicklies.

Chris is probably unaware that "fuzzy-wuzzy" is also a [[Chris and race|racist]] term for the [[Wikipedia:Hadendoa|Hadendoa]] people.

==Prickly-Wicklies==
[[Image:Rotathgoldenskull4.jpg|thumb|right|You're apt to find plenty of these accompanying Prickly-Wicklies...]]
[[File:BustACap.jpg|thumb|right|...or these.]]
Prickly-Wicklies (not to be confused with plain old [[Duck|pricks]]) are, on the other hand, the undesirable end result of going to war (a.k.a. [[Laughs Under Lucricities|lulz]]). Although doubtlessly making perfect sense to him, Chris fails to elaborate on the consequences of this forfeit. Prickly-wicklies could therefore constitute anything from scorn for engaging in combat, to painful, prolonged death in a mustard-gas clouded barrack. Prickly-wicklies are also known to give people slugs, as opposed to their antithesis, fuzzy-wuzzies, which give people hugs.

It should be noted that Chris [[Chris and hypocrisy|couldn't follow his own advice]] and declared war numerous times, such as in the [[War Paint Video]]. He must be swimming in prickly-wicklies by now.

==References by Chris==
*In his [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|Future Message]], Chris ends the video with the segment quoted above. Being that the video was one of Chris's earliest, it at the time only served to confuse the [[trolls]] who had only just discovered a new [[autistic]] manchild, and it foreshadowed Chris's later tendency to [[CWC-isms|make up words]] and assume that other people understood what he meant.
*In [[Sonichu 0#Sub-Episode 1: Christian Chandler in "Jerkop-tastropie"|Sub-Episode 1]] of ''Sonichu #0'', just after Chris is nearly shot by [[Jerkhief]], Chris has a line making reference to Fuzzy-Wuzzies and Prickly-Wicklies, and talking about slugs (Specifically- "Fuzzy-Wuzzies get you hugs, Pricklu-Wicklies get you slugs"/<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_4/Page_7</ref> This was immediately followed by Chris destroying the man's home life. So giving people Prickly-Wicklies is [[Chris and hypocrisy|OK if it's in revenge]]. However, Chris says he received a slug from the Jerkop, which called for his Curse Ye Ha Me Ha attack, implying that Chris had dealt a Prickly-Wickly in order to get the slug.

==References==
<references/>

==External Links==
*[http://www.emotional-literacy.com/fuzzy.htm ''A Warm Fuzzy Tale''] The origin of ''Cold Pricklies''.

==See also==
*[[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]]
*[[Chris and anger]]
*[[Chris and hypocrisy]]

{{CWC-isms}}

[[Category:CWC-isms]]

The End Games

2018-03-30T02:17:08Z

Shipper Of Heart: /* Banned */

[[File:PickingUpLesbiansAtTheEndGames.jpeg|thumb|200px|The Man [[Chris_and_gender|herself]], October 2015]]
'''The End Games''' is a card-game shop in [[Charlottesville]] that Chris frequents.

==Sightings==
Chris was spotted here by the brother of a [[Kiwi Farms]] user in [[October 2015]]<ref>[https://kiwifar.ms/threads/chris-sighting-at-game-shop.23117/| The Forum Post where the photo was leaked]</ref> wearing the [[Sonichu Medallion]] and a [[Chris and Fashion|pink shirt and dress]].

The first of the [[BraveryJerk Interviews]] occurred here in [[September 2016]].

[[File:Cwc and cwc.jpg|thumb|left|200px]]

In [[January 2017]], he posted a photo of himself playing with his [[Christine Doll]]s while children play Pokemon around him.

Allegedly, in [[April 2017]], Chris dropped his medallion on the floor and had an outburst over it.<ref>http://cwcki.club/index.php?threads/chris-freaks-out-over-smashed-medallion.1335/</ref>

{{quoteboxred|Christine had a meltdown today. He dropped his sonichu medallion and freaked. Screamed at everyone to not move an inch while he collected the pieces off the floor.}}

Although there is no concrete proof behind the allegation, there is a bit of circumstantial evidence for it. The incident was said to have happened on 2 April, a Sunday; during that day, Chris had tweeted, "Life is f***ed up. (I had a real stressful Sunday afternoon) Gawd! Just... GAWD!!!"<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/2017_tweets#STRESSFUL_SUNDAY._GAWD.21</ref>

In November 2017, amid his obsession with [[Hyperdimension Neptunia]], Chris attended the club with bodyguards - in the form of [[Magi-Chan]] and [[Discord]], figments of his own imagination.

{{quote|I allowed Discord to enjoy some of the fun there. He watched a few Dungeon and Dragon-type games get played. I even allowed him to see if he could get one of my friends to notice and see him. But she didn't budge.|Chris's [[Chris and reality|delusions]] spilling over into the real world [[Mary Lee Walsh|again]]<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/November_2017_Facebook_posts#Sharing_my_body_with_a_video_game_character</ref>. }}

{{clear}}

==Management's perspective==
Weens have occasionally harassed the shop's management with made-up stories about Chris. The management has given responses showing they do keep an eye on Chris.

{{quote|We are aware of this customer and keep an eye on them because of their obvious strangeness. We do believe this person to be [[28 October 2011|harmless]]|The staff}}

<center><gallery>
File:End Games responds to a ween 1.png ‎|Weening from February 2017, note the outdated-by-years reference to blue arms.
File:End Games responds to a ween 2.PNG|From June 2017.
</gallery></center>

==Banned==
On 20 March 2018, Chris posted a message to the Pokemon Club's Facebook page<ref>[[March 2018 social media posts]]</ref>:

{{quotebox| Yeah. How about telling Shan to let me back in so I can enjoy the fun again, Please?}}

Shan is possibly referring to Shane B., the owner of The End Games. It is currently unknown if Chris was outright banned, or if there was a temporary ban - and what led up to this is currently unknown. Judging from weens trying to 'warn' management about Chris and how they refused to take action, seeing him as 'harmless', it is unlikely they followed the thoughts of the [[List_of_places_that_have_banned_Chris#Grace_Baptist_Church|church]] which banned Chris for his online activity. [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:End_Games_owner_denies_Chris_Chan_arrested.jpg| Shane denies Chris was arrested though.]

==Gallery==

<center><gallery>
File:CWCnov15.jpg|Facebook profile pic in November 2015
File:Chrispic3.jpg|August 2016, Thursday night club. Taken by [[BraveryJerk]].
File:Cwc card box.jpg|Christian's Pokemon Box
File:Chris The Classic public1.jpg|May 2017, modelling [[The Classic]].
File:Pokemon club chris.jpeg|October 2017, wearing the [[Z-Ring]].
File:End games jan2018.jpg|January 2018, showing off his bling at a Pokemon UltraPrism prerelease, three days before [[C-Log 01312018 - Selling my Older Pokémon Cards for my mother’s teeth|begging for money for his mother's teeth]].
File:Drawing on easel at End Games, Feb 2018.jpg|Drawing [[Sonichu 12-9]] pages in February 2018.
</gallery></center>

{{clear}}

==External links==

[http://www.theendgames.co/ The End Games Website]
== References ==
<references/>

{{Places}}

[[Category:Places]]

The End Games

2018-03-30T02:14:30Z

Shipper Of Heart: /* Banned */

[[File:PickingUpLesbiansAtTheEndGames.jpeg|thumb|200px|The Man [[Chris_and_gender|herself]], October 2015]]
'''The End Games''' is a card-game shop in [[Charlottesville]] that Chris frequents.

==Sightings==
Chris was spotted here by the brother of a [[Kiwi Farms]] user in [[October 2015]]<ref>[https://kiwifar.ms/threads/chris-sighting-at-game-shop.23117/| The Forum Post where the photo was leaked]</ref> wearing the [[Sonichu Medallion]] and a [[Chris and Fashion|pink shirt and dress]].

The first of the [[BraveryJerk Interviews]] occurred here in [[September 2016]].

[[File:Cwc and cwc.jpg|thumb|left|200px]]

In [[January 2017]], he posted a photo of himself playing with his [[Christine Doll]]s while children play Pokemon around him.

Allegedly, in [[April 2017]], Chris dropped his medallion on the floor and had an outburst over it.<ref>http://cwcki.club/index.php?threads/chris-freaks-out-over-smashed-medallion.1335/</ref>

{{quoteboxred|Christine had a meltdown today. He dropped his sonichu medallion and freaked. Screamed at everyone to not move an inch while he collected the pieces off the floor.}}

Although there is no concrete proof behind the allegation, there is a bit of circumstantial evidence for it. The incident was said to have happened on 2 April, a Sunday; during that day, Chris had tweeted, "Life is f***ed up. (I had a real stressful Sunday afternoon) Gawd! Just... GAWD!!!"<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/2017_tweets#STRESSFUL_SUNDAY._GAWD.21</ref>

In November 2017, amid his obsession with [[Hyperdimension Neptunia]], Chris attended the club with bodyguards - in the form of [[Magi-Chan]] and [[Discord]], figments of his own imagination.

{{quote|I allowed Discord to enjoy some of the fun there. He watched a few Dungeon and Dragon-type games get played. I even allowed him to see if he could get one of my friends to notice and see him. But she didn't budge.|Chris's [[Chris and reality|delusions]] spilling over into the real world [[Mary Lee Walsh|again]]<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/November_2017_Facebook_posts#Sharing_my_body_with_a_video_game_character</ref>. }}

{{clear}}

==Management's perspective==
Weens have occasionally harassed the shop's management with made-up stories about Chris. The management has given responses showing they do keep an eye on Chris.

{{quote|We are aware of this customer and keep an eye on them because of their obvious strangeness. We do believe this person to be [[28 October 2011|harmless]]|The staff}}

<center><gallery>
File:End Games responds to a ween 1.png ‎|Weening from February 2017, note the outdated-by-years reference to blue arms.
File:End Games responds to a ween 2.PNG|From June 2017.
</gallery></center>

==Banned==
On 20 March 2018, Chris posted a message to the Pokemon Club's Facebook page<ref>[[March 2018 social media posts]]</ref>:

{{quotebox| Yeah. How about telling Shan to let me back in so I can enjoy the fun again, Please?}}

Shan is possibly referring to Shane B., the owner of The End Games. <s>It is currently unknown if Chris was outright banned, or if there was a temporary ban - and what led up to this is currently unknown. Judging from weens trying to 'warn' management about Chris and how they refused to take action, seeing him as 'harmless', it is unlikely they followed the thoughts of the [[List_of_places_that_have_banned_Chris#Grace_Baptist_Church|church]] which banned Chris for his online activity.</s> [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:End_Games_owner_denies_Chris_Chan_arrested.jpg| Shane denies Chris was arrested]

==Gallery==

<center><gallery>
File:CWCnov15.jpg|Facebook profile pic in November 2015
File:Chrispic3.jpg|August 2016, Thursday night club. Taken by [[BraveryJerk]].
File:Cwc card box.jpg|Christian's Pokemon Box
File:Chris The Classic public1.jpg|May 2017, modelling [[The Classic]].
File:Pokemon club chris.jpeg|October 2017, wearing the [[Z-Ring]].
File:End games jan2018.jpg|January 2018, showing off his bling at a Pokemon UltraPrism prerelease, three days before [[C-Log 01312018 - Selling my Older Pokémon Cards for my mother’s teeth|begging for money for his mother's teeth]].
File:Drawing on easel at End Games, Feb 2018.jpg|Drawing [[Sonichu 12-9]] pages in February 2018.
</gallery></center>

{{clear}}

==External links==

[http://www.theendgames.co/ The End Games Website]
== References ==
<references/>

{{Places}}

[[Category:Places]]

The End Games

2018-03-29T23:19:37Z

Shipper Of Heart: /* Banned */

[[File:PickingUpLesbiansAtTheEndGames.jpeg|thumb|200px|The Man [[Chris_and_gender|herself]], October 2015]]
'''The End Games''' is a card-game shop in [[Charlottesville]] that Chris frequents.

==Sightings==
Chris was spotted here by the brother of a [[Kiwi Farms]] user in [[October 2015]]<ref>[https://kiwifar.ms/threads/chris-sighting-at-game-shop.23117/| The Forum Post where the photo was leaked]</ref> wearing the [[Sonichu Medallion]] and a [[Chris and Fashion|pink shirt and dress]].

The first of the [[BraveryJerk Interviews]] occurred here in [[September 2016]].

[[File:Cwc and cwc.jpg|thumb|left|200px]]

In [[January 2017]], he posted a photo of himself playing with his [[Christine Doll]]s while children play Pokemon around him.

Allegedly, in [[April 2017]], Chris dropped his medallion on the floor and had an outburst over it.<ref>http://cwcki.club/index.php?threads/chris-freaks-out-over-smashed-medallion.1335/</ref>

{{quoteboxred|Christine had a meltdown today. He dropped his sonichu medallion and freaked. Screamed at everyone to not move an inch while he collected the pieces off the floor.}}

Although there is no concrete proof behind the allegation, there is a bit of circumstantial evidence for it. The incident was said to have happened on 2 April, a Sunday; during that day, Chris had tweeted, "Life is f***ed up. (I had a real stressful Sunday afternoon) Gawd! Just... GAWD!!!"<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/2017_tweets#STRESSFUL_SUNDAY._GAWD.21</ref>

In November 2017, amid his obsession with [[Hyperdimension Neptunia]], Chris attended the club with bodyguards - in the form of [[Magi-Chan]] and [[Discord]], figments of his own imagination.

{{quote|I allowed Discord to enjoy some of the fun there. He watched a few Dungeon and Dragon-type games get played. I even allowed him to see if he could get one of my friends to notice and see him. But she didn't budge.|Chris's [[Chris and reality|delusions]] spilling over into the real world [[Mary Lee Walsh|again]]<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/November_2017_Facebook_posts#Sharing_my_body_with_a_video_game_character</ref>. }}

{{clear}}

==Management's perspective==
Weens have occasionally harassed the shop's management with made-up stories about Chris. The management has given responses showing they do keep an eye on Chris.

{{quote|We are aware of this customer and keep an eye on them because of their obvious strangeness. We do believe this person to be [[28 October 2011|harmless]]|The staff}}

<center><gallery>
File:End Games responds to a ween 1.png ‎|Weening from February 2017, note the outdated-by-years reference to blue arms.
File:End Games responds to a ween 2.PNG|From June 2017.
</gallery></center>

==Banned==
On 20 March 2018, Chris posted a message to the Pokemon Club's Facebook page<ref>[[March 2018 social media posts]]</ref>:

{{quotebox| Yeah. How about telling Shan to let me back in so I can enjoy the fun again, Please?}}

Shan is possibly referring to Shane B., the owner of The End Games. It is currently unknown if Chris was outright banned, or if there was a temporary ban- and what led up to this is currently unknown. There may have been an outburst, Chris may have been inappropriate- who knows. Judging from weens trying to 'warn' management about Chris and they refused to take action, seeing him as 'harmless', it it not likely they followed the thoughts of the [[List_of_places_that_have_banned_Chris#Grace_Baptist_Church|church]] and ban Chris for his online activity. If this is indeed the place Chris was trespassing, the court case may shed some light

<center><gallery>
File:CWCnov15.jpg|Facebook profile pic in November 2015
File:Chrispic3.jpg|August 2016, Thursday night club. Taken by [[BraveryJerk]].
File:Cwc card box.jpg|Christian's Pokemon Box
File:Chris The Classic public1.jpg|May 2017, modelling [[The Classic]].
File:Pokemon club chris.jpeg|October 2017, wearing the [[Z-Ring]].
File:End games jan2018.jpg|January 2018, showing off his bling at a Pokemon UltraPrism prerelease, three days before [[C-Log 01312018 - Selling my Older Pokémon Cards for my mother’s teeth|begging for money for his mother's teeth]].
File:Drawing on easel at End Games, Feb 2018.jpg|Drawing [[Sonichu 12-9]] pages in February 2018.
</gallery></center>

{{clear}}

==External links==

[http://www.theendgames.co/ The End Games Website]
== References ==
<references/>

{{Places}}

[[Category:Places]]

Our signatures

2018-03-29T21:51:07Z

Shipper Of Heart: /* Transcript */

'''Our signatures''' is a video of Chris and Barb signing their names, in response to a fan who questioned whether Barb's signature was real after [[Selling Vintage Comic Books (Cole Smithey’s Comic Books)|purchasing one of Cole's comics]].<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/3-14-selling-cole-smitheys-vintage-comics.40455/page-16#post-3183813</ref> This is the first video in which Barb's room can be seen; Chris has clearly been taking very good care of Barb as she sleeps on a mattress on the floor surrounded by piles of boxes, papers and junk that could fall on her in the middle of the night. Also, the Yoshi plushie that Chris gave Bob for Christmas many years ago survived the fire as it can be seen on top of the fridge. It's also interesting to note that Chris calls Barb "mommy" and "dear" in the video, and Barb at moments looks like she is being held hostage.

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Our signatures
| video = {{#ev:youtube|CFWRInLRcqc}}
| stardate = 28 [[March 2018]]
| subject = {{Marketing|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| saga = {{Business|text}}
| shirt =
| previous = [[Twitch]]
| next =
}}

==Description==
{{quotebox|My mom and I signing our names }}

== Transcript ==
Chris: Hello everyone, this is Christine Chandler coming to you live from home once again (jumpcut) and we're going upstairs for a moment. Hey mom? Barb (offscreen): Yeah?

Chris: Uhtrouble you for a moment? (Note how Chris sounds slightly out of breath while walking up the stairs)

Barb (offscreen): Be there in a moment.

Chris: Uh you'll be there in a...bit, I have the camera running right (voice crack) nOW. (blows out air)We talked about the signature... (unintelligible noise). so everybody right here, this is my mom, Barbara. And what we're doing today is... apparently there is a complaint from a customer, let me turn on the overhead light here if I can..ass-muster it. (stress sigh) Light light (click sound from light cord) was that the light yeah that's the light- light's not turning on that one or is it..? It's not turning on that one- heh... I'll turn myself around yeah here we go, better light situation, okay. There's my mom, Barbara Ann, and I'm giving her my (too close to the mic) '''''Pen. My..Pen you see.''''' And I want you s- and she's signing her name, and dating today's date. Ah shoot...what's today? I didn't check. (Stress sigh) Well just put down uh..wait a minute I can check the ca- my mom has a calendar..uhm..shoot, Ye-I believe today's the...

Barb:28th

Chris: Yeah, there you go. It's the 28th so go ahead and...Alright, so yeah, you just wrote that..and it's (unintelligible) 28th, 2018. Alright, and now I'll sign it. We're doing this today (too close to mic again) '''''BECAuse''''', a cust- a..somebody complained about my mother's signature not being legitimate compared to mine. So, there's mother's signature, she just signed it. And here's...My signature.

Chris: So hopefully, this uh, settles that dispute-just gotta make sure I can see that fully...Ah, too much light behind me. The clipboard's transparent but you guys, y'all call(?) can see..there's mine, and my mother's...There's differences. So that's what our signature's look like respectively. M'kay? And uh, (baby-talk voice) mommy, yawanna say hewwo?

Barb: (looking like she's being held hostage)...Hello.

Chris: (still in that voice) See? There she is!...Okay. Alright, thank you, dear.

Barb (offscreen): Okay

Chris: Alright, so hopefully y'all will take that for a good lesson and uh...talk to y'all next time.
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Chris and the law

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[[Image:116-CWCCop.jpg|thumb|Chris always keeps a watchful eye out for criminal scum who would dare steal his already-stolen characters.]]

'''Laws''' are rules established by a society to protect its members and ensure the orderly function of society. Their observance is usually maintained by [[Jerkop|law enforcement]] and penalties are placed on those who disobey the laws.

For [[Chris]], however, these just serve as another deterrent in his endless [[Love Quest|quest]] for [[china]] and a weapon with which to threaten his real and supposed enemies.

As of 2017, Chris has six misdemeanors - three from hitting [[Michael Snyder]] with his car, one from macing the [[Yellow-Shirted Foe]] and two from failing to acquire proper tags for his dogs.

2018 adds a new misdemeanor to the list- what is essentially trespassing after being forbidden from the premises. Details are currently developing-Chris is due in court March 30 for this charge. [[List of places that have banned Chris| Take your guesses as to which place made the charge.]]

Virginia is under a [[Wikipedia:Three-Strikes law|Three Strikes Law]]- which usually means if someone is brought in a third time for a felony/misdemeanor, the sentence, if found guilty, are more severe than usual (in some states, the sentence is life in prison). The rules for this law vary by the states the impliment it, some having several "Three Strikes" laws. Seeing as how Chris has served only a small amount of jail time despite several misdemeanors, he may not fall under this category. But, since the law in Virginia seems to say a third time ''violent'' offenders will receiver harsh sentencing (and Chris appears to have two- hitting Michael and pepper spraying), only time will tell when he will strike again.

Ironically, in Chris's birth year of 1982, Virginia passed a law that would protect citizens from dangerous repeat offenders. Unfortunately, they could not protect Michael from being run over, the Yellow Shirt Foe from being pepper-sprayed, and countless innnocent women from being stalked and harassed- all thing Chris has done

==Understanding==
{{quote|I have been giving him reasons since the police came in June of [[2008]], and nothing has sunken into that [[Hello, Juffalo|clown head]] of his.|[[Michael Snyder]]<ref><s>[http://www.youtube.com/all_comments?v=6odVsyr3I40]</s> (the video is fine, but that comment is no longer present as of Jun 2014)</ref>}}

[[Image:Impliedshooting.jpg|thumb|left|Violence is [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Comic Chris]]'s usual solution to law enforcement.]]

Like his grip on [[Chris and reality|reality]], Chris's understanding of the law is tenuous at best, and dangerously [[naïve]] at worst. Chris legitimately believes trolling is illegal. He regularly threatens internet [[trolls]] with legal action, and makes no distinction in severity between a troll [[Ivy Q&A|threatening violence]] against Chris and a troll uploading a harmless picture of [[Rosechu]] with a [[pickle]] to the Internet. As a matter of fact, Chris himself is prone to making [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|extremely violent threats]], such as [[Sign Destruction Video|threatening to murder]] [[Vivian Gee]] and her entire family because of her creating the [[audiobooks]]. He's done everything from calling the police to convincing his father to write to then-President [[George W. Bush]] in an attempt to get rid of his [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page. He has even poorly attempted to impersonate the President in a hilarious attempt to convince the trolls at ED to take down his page,<ref><s>http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=prev&oldid=1997405266</s> (dead link as of Jun 2014)</ref> and has attempted to contact the former President, [[Barack Obama]], to stop people from posting gay ads on the CWCipedia. Chris also believes that the laws in [[CWCville]] and the laws stated in ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' should be enforced ''in real life.''<ref>[[Mailbag 55#Draconian fun!]]</ref>

Chris himself doesn't have much respect for laws and rules, particularly when [[Chris and hypocrisy|their enforcement inconveniences him]]. During his time at [[Target]], he saw nothing wrong with exploiting the free refill policy and loitering for hours at a time in a privately-owned establishment while harassing female customers and apparently [[Attraction Sign|soliciting hanky-panky]]. Chris often remarks that his [[Virgin with rage|emotional state]] entirely justifies his actions, stating in [[Vivitheg's AIM chat]] that he should be excused for disturbing the peace by literally screaming "NOOOOOOO!" loudly in the middle of a crowded mall.<ref>[[Sonichu 1#Sub-Episode 2: Christian Chandler in "The Rise & Fall of My Heart"]]</ref>

Self-contradictory as ever, though, Chris's disregard of many laws does not stop him from rigidly observing others, often with completely skewed priority: In [[Sonichu Special 4]], his cartoon avatar makes a point of obeying the speed limit - while on his way to confront [[Liquid Chris]] and assault him with a [[Megatron pistol|deadly weapon]]. In a [[May 2010]] video, Chris states that he believes a man who brutally beat his girlfriend to death with his bare hands deserved twenty years in prison for his crimes, which is just twice the penalty he wants for [[Tobacky|smoking one cigarette]].<ref>[[05142010]]</ref>

In addition, Chris has very little respect for those who enforce the law:

{{quote|Verbal Combat had started, and during the fight, I ran off, still giving verbal punishment, as well as da finger, and many “[[Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha]]s.” I nearly backed up onto him with my car, and I gave him another finger. Then I dashed off.|Excerpt from Chris's [[CWC's Diary|diary]]}}

The above quote pretty much defines Chris's attitude towards law enforcement officials. He feels that it is completely appropriate to flip off, insult, and [[lie]] to people who are simply doing their jobs. And, of course, as any rational person would understand, running away from law enforcement officials is a seriously bad idea. Chris is truly a rebel without a cause (or effect).

The correspondence with Jackie revealed that in the trial on the Target incident, Chris thought that his work with the [[The GAMe PLACe#Chris the TCG gamer|Pokémon TCG League]] let him off the hook.<ref>[[Jackie e-mails Part 2#Chris lies about The Game Place]]</ref> In reality, the court probably acquitted him either on a technicality or insufficient evidence. Chris probably mentioned the volunteer work because he believed a person's merits, no matter how unrelated, would automatically make one innocent of all charges. It is also telling that he recounted the charge as "Soliciting", whereas the actual charge was "Disorderly Conduct"; he feels that he was only persecuted because of his [[Love Quest]] efforts, and not because he was tard raging.

Of interesting note, is that contrary to Chris's [[Women's rights|general]] [[Homos|political]] [[Niggos|views]], he seems to be in favor - or at least accepting of - gun control legislation.<ref>[[A Public Announcement for Congress]]</ref> Whether or not he has a firm understanding of what he's saying, we'll likely never know.

Interestingly, Chris seems to have a ''very'' skewed view of the idea of "self-defense", which is exemplified with the acquisition of pepper spray. Pepper spray, like most defensive weapons, should be used as a last resort, to keep people from attacking you. As seen with the [[26 December 2014|GameStop attacks]], Chris uses it as a means to keep anyone he doesn't like away. Using that event as an example, the man he sprayed wasn't even near him and Chris decided to spray a quick spritz on his chest without any provocation. It got worse when, days later, he began a commotion in a [[Walmart]] using the device. To Chris, it's the ultimate troll and Jerkop deterrent, when in actuality, he's waving around assault charges on a stick.

==Legal troubles==
The following is a list of incident Chris had with the law. This list may not be complete; in a telephone conversation with [[Ivy]] in 2009, [[Bob]] told her that Chris had in the past six or seven incidents with the law,<ref>[[Ivy Q&A#The end]]</ref> and yet this article lists only three incidents that precede 2010.

===2004===
On [[Twin Falling Towers|11 September]] [[2004]], Chris was detained at [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]] for loitering, and continually arguing with the staff over a number of months. The incident is depicted in [[Sub-Episode 1]]. Chris was banned from returning to the mall on his own and without his parents' company. However, it appears that this ban was lifted or ignored soon afterward.

===2005===
On 20 July [[2005]], Chris was charged with disorderly conduct<ref name="2005 Disorderly Conduct">[[:File:20050720-GC05009339-00.png|Disorderly conduct charge, 20 July 2005]]</ref> and trespassing<ref name="2005 Trespassing">[[:File:20050720-GC05009340-00.png|Trespassing charge, 20 July 2005]]</ref> at Target, as depicted in [[Sub-Episode 7]] and [[Sub-Episode 8]]. After 2 hearings,<ref name="2005 Disorderly Conduct" /><ref name="2005 Trespassing" /> prosecutors chose to drop the case and Chris was not punished.

5 days later, Chris caused an auto accident when he followed another car too closely and rear-ended it. This went to court on 12 September 2005.<ref name="2005 Following Too Close">[[:File:20050728-GT05011195-00.png|Following too close, 28 July 2005]]</ref> He was fined $30 and had to pay $56 in court costs.

===2010===
Chris's various run-ins at [[The GAMe PLACe]] have resulted in the cops being called on him a couple times. At least once after Chris called in his parents after he was initially banned from the location and tried to weasel his way back in, and again when he trespassed on the property, though he wasn't charged with anything on either occasion.<ref>[[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean]]</ref>

On 4 [[June 2010]], Chris made yet another pilgrimage to The GAMe PLACe. Chris was armed with his camera, and while Mike was concerned that Chris wanted pictures of his daughter for [[Mass debating|disturbing reasons]], Chris maintains that he merely wanted a picture of Mike [[Death threats|for use as]] [[CWC is Angry|a dartboard]]--still disturbing, but in entirely different ways. Chris was caught in the parking lot despite trying to run away, and was questioned by the police, who made him delete the pictures he had taken, and basically told him to quit his shit. Chris made his [[6 June 2010]] video in response to these events.

===2011===
In a [[May 2011]] [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]] post, Chris said that he has begun to use the ladies' restroom at his local mall while dressed in drag; he recounts an incident in which ''"a woman complains and tattles on me, and a [[JERK|stereotypical Brute male]] shouts me out. I felt embarassed. [sic] When in skirt, I am still gonna go to the Ladies, because there is no goin' back for me."'' This supposed brute male may or may not have been with mall security.

In his [[Calling Out|3 new videos]] posted after an 8-month-long hiatus from YouTube he tries to do something which some viewers of ''The Chandler Show'' believe to be blackmail. Chris admitted it by typing word ''blackmail'' in tags for last of them; however trolls hoping for a lawsuit [[saga]] shouldn't get their hopes up, because it's unlikely any of the trolls threatened by it would want to report him, given that they've all been trying to get him back onto the internet for months and wouldn't want to drive him off again. Not to mention Chris probably doesn't have anything on them at all. Note that under Virginia law, his demands are more likely to be considered extortion (still a class five felony) rather than blackmail.

In the same video, Chris also point blank accused Mike of molesting his own daughter, all while admitting that he doesn't have any concrete proof of his allegation. Given how prone he is to accusing others of slandering him (like pointing out his bad qualities that are extremely evident to everyone but Chris), Chris's accusations are very hypocritical. If Mike did want to sue Chris in civil court, he would indeed have a case against him as Chris's allegations are textbook defamation. However, it's questionable what Snyder would win in litigation, aside from a [[PlayStation 3]] and numerous children's [[toys]].

On [[28 October 2011]], Chris ended up in the worst possible scenario, netting a felony charge and 2 misdemeanors in what appears to be a ''3rd'' attempt to enter the GAMe PLACe, although all charges were reduced to misdemeanors upon sentencing.

As a direct result of his 28 October 2011 run in with Michael Snyder, Chris had found both himself and [[Barb|his mother]] on the receiving end of a civil suit. Having been sentenced to community service and put under a probation, and being charged with paying Snyder's medical bills, this may very well have been the first time that he has felt ramifications for his accusations and threats. However, it is much more likely that he simply [[Chris and his Ego|doesn't care]], or still feels as if he were the [[Kick the Autistic|real victim]] in all of this.

===2012===
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On 4 [[February 2012]], it was revealed on his [[Facebook]] that Chris no longer has respect for ''any'' sort of law enforcement after the events of 28 October 2011, officially deeming everyone who upholds the law a Jerkop. At the same time, he revealed another encounter with the boys in blue that day. As he attempted to pass out fliers while at the mall, encouraging others to stay away from the GAMe PLACe, two Jerkops (or as Chris puts it, "a Jerkop and an accomplice") approached him. Despite the officers simply wanting to talk to him and letting him know he wasn't in any trouble, Chris's paranoia kicked in and he ran. While the story Chris gives seem to hint that the officers just wanted to tell him to knock off the distribution of fliers, Chris believed otherwise, citing that one of them called out his name and making him think they wanted to post another encounter with him on the Internet. He escaped by diving into a Mitsubishi, most likely replacing the dying piece of scrap that is [[Son-Chu]], and driving off.

On 12 [[April 2012]], Chris [[Virgin with rage#No longer a virgin (No word on the rage)|announced the loss of his virginity]], giving off strong hints that he had slept with a hired prostitute. He all but [[Facebook#Hey.2C_Trollies|confirmed this]] on 1 May, when he said that he 'found her on the backpage', most likely meaning that he found it on the website Backpage.com, a Craiglist clone that also solicits prostitutes--Chris's prostitute was codenamed [[Mia Hamm]], as seen on the website. In the state of Virginia, this constitutes a Class 1 Misdemeanor and is therefore illegal. It is unknown whether or not Chris is aware of this, but it's very likely that if he is, he simply doesn't care.

On 28 April 2012, Chris revealed another incident in the mall. Prior to his Facebook note on 30 [[March 2012]], Chris got into a shouting match with a troll on his cell phone at the mall. The shouting did not go unnoticed, and Chris bolted once security was called in. On 25 April, Chris received a ban from the mall,<ref>[[Facebook#Maniacal Laughter from Who now? Oh, wait, It Is ME! >8D]]</ref> though it is unknown if it was for that incident or an incident that happened between those two dates.

On 10 [[July 2012]], Chris was arraigned in court for the 28 October 2011 incident. After calling Snyder a "thieving liar" in the courtroom, Chris was sentenced to community service and put under a one-year probation. He was also ordered to pay Snyder's medical bills.

===2013===

In September 2013, Chris committed an act of vandalism (an arrestable offense) by defacing a [[HEXbox]] One display at a Walmart, but got off easy by merely just being banned from the store. Given his furious reaction to this and his track record with a certain store owner who also did the same, it remains to be seen if Chris would follow up on his threat to have his revenge. Also, much like his tantrum at the [[Fashion Square Mall]] in 2005, Chris was also confronted by a jerkop at a local restaurant after scratching a woman's car with his, and screaming out loud in public. Chris claimed he was [[Chris and religion|cursing God for all his misfortune recently]].

===2014===

On 29 [[March 2014]], a report surfaced on the [[CWCki Forums]] saying that earlier that month Chris has been spotted trying to steal merchandise from [[Best Buy]]. The next day Chris denied the truthfulness of the report, but [[Kim]] confirmed that the attempted shoplifting had indeed occurred.<ref>[[March 2014 Facebook Posts#Rumour]]</ref>

On [[26 December 2014]], Chris vandalized a Sonic Boom display in GameStop in the [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]] and was forced out due to a previous ban, but not before he attacked a staff member with pepper spray who was calling security. By the 28th, he was confirmed to have been jailed.

===2015===
Thoughout most of 2015 Chris behaved himself, presumably because his sojourn to the jailhouse was fresh in his memory. His punishment for the pepper spray incident was eventually decided (after '''seven''' hearings) in October - a very light sentence of a three-figure fine and a six-month prison sentence that he won't have to serve unless he breaks the law again during probation.

===2016===
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On July 1 of this year, Chris finally paid his $541.00 fine from his 2014/2015 court hearing. His probation also appears to have ended earlier in the year in April.

In August, Chris was fined $121 by Greene County for two charges, each misdemeanors, of failing to acquire dog tag and rabies licenses for his dogs.

In November, Chris made several death threats against President [[Pmurt|Trump]]. He is blissfully unaware that threatening the President or President-elect is one of the few restrictions on freedom of speech in America, and could land Chris with a fine and/or up to five years in prison.

===2017===

In June, Chris was sued by Mariner Finance for failing to pay his debt.<ref>[[:File:Mariner Finance vs Chris.png]]</ref> He is due to appear in court on 24 August. The case was dismissed on August 24.

===2018===
In March, Chris was charged with Trespass after Forbidden,<ref>[[:File:Christine Chandler Trespass After Forbidden charge, 23 March 2018.png]]</ref> a misdemeanor count. The offense occurred on 23 March and was filed under the Albemarle Traffic/Criminal Court. A hearing is set for 30 March.

==Chris's parents and law==

It's not hard to figure out why Chris thinks the law should serve him and him alone. His parents, too, have the same problem.

* When Chris was thrown out of the [[Wikipedia:Cub Scouting (Boy Scouts of America)|Cub Scouts]] after an [[autism|unknown incident]], his parents attempted to sue the [[Wikipedia:Boy Scouts of America|Boy Scouts of America]] for [[Kick the Autistic|discrimination]].<ref>[[Mailbag 18]]</ref>
* When Chris threw a tantrum that required him to be restrained, Bob attempted to ''sue the school for restraining him''.<ref><s>[http://208.210.219.132/stars/mainmenu.jsp;jsessionid=0000XHMY2MEVFIV0HN4N1CX0EQA:ulnfn1uq], case 0438-94-2</s> (dead link as of Jun 2014)</ref>
* When [[Mimms]] and [[Lucas]] took a picture of Chris and uploaded it to the Internet, Chris's parents threatened them with legal action (but as usual never followed through).
* When [[Snorlax]] thought she had indigestion, she acted like she was going to sue the Chinese establishment the food came from. When it turned out to be [[Wikipedia:colitis|colitis]], she dropped the subject.
* When Barb and Bob had their absurd case against Greene County used against them, their first reaction was to run to another county.<ref>[[Greene County Conspiracy]]</ref>
* When [[Alec]] called the Chandler household posing as [[The GAMe PLACe]] employee Matthew Noble, Bob and Barb claimed that taking pictures of somebody without their knowledge or consent was "not illegal." This came after threatening to sue Mimms and Lucas for doing exactly that.<ref name="Matthew Noble call">[[Matthew Noble call]]</ref>
* During that same call, Bob simply won't have a bar of the concept that an individual can be prohibited from private property, saying, "it's a business place," which has absolutely no bearing on private property laws.<ref name="Matthew Noble call"/>
* On 28 October 2011, Barb was arrested for not only fleeing the scene of an accident, but also felony assault on a police officer, a crime that a remotely sensible person would never commit due to the serious consequences attached to it (mandatory minimum of six months' imprisonment on conviction); however, the recent death of her husband, her age, her bad health and her hopeless, dependent clod of a son seem to have helped earn her some clemency.
*On 10 [[July 2012]], Barb was arraigned in court for her participation in the 28 October 2011 incident. She was sentenced to community service and served a two year probation.

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*On 19 [[February 2016]], Barb was sued by Discover Bank for unpaid debt. The judgement stated that the owes $4,706.93 and $56 in court costs.
*On 4 [[August 2016]], Barb was sued by Capital One Bank for the same reason. She owes $15,906.99, plus $56 in court costs.

==Chris's ORIGINAL and OFFICIAL laws==
[[Image:AL cover.gif|thumb|Where Chris's ORIGINAL and OFFICIAL laws come from.]]
Chris believes the police in real life are corrupt, and sees them in the same light as he sees the Jerkops in his comic- the Jerkops act as a stand-in for police who wronged him, and are portrayed as being impostors with no legal authority (probably indicating that Chris does not recognize real policemen as legitimate authority). In light of these things, Chris has his own spin on the law. The penalties for [[Alcohol|drinking]], smoking and internet harassment involve physical violence including a "Kick in the Teeth" which Chris inexplicably portrays as a punch in the first and only of his supposed series of Q&A videos.<ref>[[Chris Chan Q&A 27 October 2008|the only one]]</ref>

On 31 [[December 2009]], Chris orated about a law he wanted made in order to prevent [[Jack Thaddeus]] from using the ad space he paid for:

{{quote|I Have The Instinct, and I Have Already [[CWC-ism|Snail-Mailed]] President Barack Obama on how this sort of bad advertisement is going on and how it is Wrong and should be made Illegal. On HOW if the Main Captain does not WANT or IS OFFENDED with the listed Ads within his own Website or Works, REGARDLESS of who controls the AdSpace, WOULD REMOVE THOSE ADS or face JAILTIME. And the F.B.I. would be FULLY INVOLVED in all this, and THEY have the Power, Tools and Balls to seek, hunt down and bring in the Individual Internet Trolls and Ad-Spammers.|Chris}}

As one can see, Chris is seeking the direct intervention of the president of his country and beseeching him to [[Chris and reality|outlaw advertisements he doesn't like.]] Aside from the fact that Obama himself couldn't have done anything about this, the fact is that Chris was mandated by law to display the ads Jack paid to display. Chris should have written to his congressman about this rather than the president, but either way he would have received no response.

This attitude is also reflected on his relationship with [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. [[2003|More than a decade ago]], she put a stop to Chris [[Love Quest#Conflicts with Mary Lee Walsh|soliciting sex]] on her campus. [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|War ensued]] and Chris received a well-deserved [[Autism papers|time-out]] for [[Chris and anger|his behaviour]]. Six years later, in [[2009]], Chris decided it was time to make peace. He went to her office and left her a [[:File:Apology to Mary Lee.jpg|"Framed Hand-Drawn Apology"]] on her doorstep.<ref>[[One Blessing, and One Curse|out of the blue]]</ref> Her reaction was to file a trespassing notice. Chris disastrously believed that since he didn't read the letter and returned it to sender, he wasn't liable for it.<ref>[[Mailbag 26]]</ref> Thankfully, Chris didn't trespass again.

[[Mailbag 55]] posits a few more original laws: one, that it should be illegal for [[JERKS|men]] to ever show their [[Reldnahc|bare chest]] (because, according to Chris, no one in the entire world ever wants to see a man's bare chest, presumably disregarding [[women]], [[Homos|gay men]] and boxing enthusiasts), and two, he wants to [[Women's rights|force all women]] in any kind of relationship to wear rings (purely for his own benefit of course), thus defeating all symbolism and significance of them.

In the aftermath of distancing himself from the Internet, Chris began to formulate a new law, the "Bill for Anti Online Bad-Mouthing," starting with his second [[Flipnote Hatena|Flipnote]], [[Don'tGetTrolled!]]. The details are unknown, but Chris essentially wants to make so that online, nobody can ever speak negatively of anybody else under threat of prosecution. There do exist laws against cyber-crime and online harassment but these laws vary by country (and concern rather more serious deeds than drawing [[Rosechu]] with a dick), and so even if Chris's law were somehow implemented federally, only his fellow USA residents would actually be held accountable. Chris is failing to comprehend that people besides Americans use the internet, or worse, assuming the entire world can be held to the USA's laws.

==In the comic==
[[File:0862-Cwcville11.JPG|right|thumb|[[CWCville]] used to have a police station, but no more.]]
The law, such as it is, in the comics is a horrifying totalitarianism where anybody anywhere is subject to the whims of a dictator. In CWCville, Chris is "mayor" (read: god-king) and has banned a number of things in his city. Smoking or drinking alcohol would lead one to be either sentenced to ten years in prison or a US$1,500 fine (which Chris [[Chris and Money|considers an equally bad punishment]]. CWCville has its own currency (despite being nothing more than a small city) and why fines are levied in USD is unknown.<ref name="Chris Chan Q&A 27 October 2008">[[Chris Chan Q&A 27 October 2008]]</ref> Importing tobacco or alcohol incurs a greater punishment than murder or rape.<ref name="Chris Chan Q&A 27 October 2008"/> However, it should be noted that Chris [[Rollin' and Trollin'|repealed the law against alcohol]] in [[June 2009]].

The Rosechus often congregate to "protest" for women's rights. These protests usually involve nudity and/or pornography. They campaign for basic, archaic things like eligibility to vote, suggesting Chris (or one of his predecessors) has imposed discriminating laws against women in CWCville.

It is never clear whether or not CWCville is legally a part of the United States (and thus subject to its federal laws) as Chris characteristically sends mixed messages a lot - some things are distinctly American (the aforementioned USD fines, for instance) but CWCville has its own currency, and its own set of "laws", the likes of which would never be permitted in a developed or even undeveloped country, even if CWCville were some sort of Vatican-like sovereign state. The only arrangement that makes even the slightest amount of sense is that CWCville is just that - a sovereign state, on US soil. Chris doesn't seem to have thought this out though, and evidently believes the mayor of a town is legally entitled to act as an authoritarian dictator.

As a mayor, Chris does nothing bureaucratic, ever, and makes [[Allison Amber|his secretary]] do all the paperwork (as per his thoughts on women) while he goes off on another one of his sweetheart searches. He has mandated "[[dating education|Dating Education]]" classes for students so that they can learn to go on dates, as well as how to "stay straight."

[[List of Sonichu characters#Constables Gerald Grant and Louis Perez|Actual police officers]] did not appear until [[Sonichu 10|quite late]] in the series and even then, they did nothing whatsoever, giving the impression that Chris and his [[Pokémon]] abominations are the only thing standing between peace and violent anarchy. However, [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu #9'']] seems to reveal that there are three sets of "other" protectors: a (possibly) nondescript police force (distinct from [[Mary Lee Walsh]]'s [[jerkops]]), as well as his own team of [[Power Rangers]] and a team of [[Transformers]].

{{quote|Is CWCville under Martial Law?|[[Jack Thaddeus]] citing the truth as he sees it}}

In conversation with [[Jack Thaddeus]], Chris revealed that CWCville is the home of a paramilitary force equipped with tanks which he uses as a "Police Force", and all his [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] enjoy immunity from prosecution and are above the law.<ref>[[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 3]]</ref> Add this to the fact that Chris cannot be deposed as mayor ("there [[Chris and English|is]] no elections") and the fact that the police and a fleet of superpowered goons obey literally anything Chris demands of them, and it paints a very frightening picture. According to Chris, [[Magi-Chan]] mentally scans the city perimeters for any sexual acts, and reports any [[homos|homosexual]] activity to the authorities. The participants are then "tried and fined HEAVILY; $500 or 50 Hours of Community Service."<ref>[[Mailbag 31#Magi-Chan knows when you fuck]]</ref> Apparently in CWCville, the [[Wikipedia:Fourth Amendment to the United States Constitution|Fourth Amendment to the U.S. Constitution]] does not apply in matters of personal sexual choice, and neither does the [[wikipedia:Lawrence v. Texas|U.S. Supreme Court ruling]] finding sodomy laws to be unconstitutional.

Even though Chris's deranged laws exist only within his city-state-country-whatever of CWCville, he exacts his deranged fury unto people whether they're actually in his jurisdiction or not. [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu #10'']] shows four distinct crimes committed outside of CWCville: the destruction of the [[4-cent garbage]] building, the murder of over one hundred alleged "trolls" in said destruction, breaking and entering, and destroying Internet files and property. There was no evidence to suggest that this act of mass murder was even investigated by the authorities, and the comic portrays this act of [[Twin Falling Towers|terrorism]] as Chris and his goons heroically defeating a gang of criminals.

Chris may be able to commit murder without being reprimanded, but of course this doesn't apply to everyone. Following the death of [[Simonla]], the culprits ([[Alec]], [[Mao]], [[Sean]] and [[Evan]]) are subjected to a show trial, and given no defense attorney by the state (violating the [[Wikipedia:Sixth Amendment to the United States Constitution|Sixth Amendment]]) forcing Sean to act as their lawyer despite being [[Tobacky|high as a kite]]. There is no solid evidence presented for the murder charge, aside from the Voltorb remote (which the prosecutor never tried to prove belonged to them) and wholly unreliable "psychic evidence" extracted by Magi-Chan. When they're railroaded and found guilty, they're ''killed by the people they've wronged'' (read: murdered brutally by cartoon characters), in a gross violation of the [[Wikipedia:Eighth Amendment to the United States Constitution|Eighth Amendment]] forbidding cruel and unusual punishment.

Demonstrating Chris's limited understanding of trials (as his knowledge of trials stems purely from television), the kangaroo court integrates both elements of civil and criminal trials. The Asperpedia Four are not only prosecuted for murder by a [[Marvey Blaziken|state attorney]], as per a criminal trial, but also charged with defamation of character, libel, and copyright infringement (as well as several charges such as "profanity to the max" that would hold no water in an actual court) by Chris and his cohorts, as per a civil trial. Surely enough, Chris, Sonichu, and Rosechu are sitting in a bench marked "PLAINTIF" [sic]. That both civil and criminal charges are included in one trial not only demonstrates a poor understanding of the courtroom process, but is further proof that Chris considers "slanderous mockeries" and other torts on par with major crimes such as murder and assault. To add to the equation, one cannot be given a death sentence (or any sentence, for that matter) for being guilty in a civil trial, but in the Asperpedia Four trial civil charges are the primary reason for the death sentence. In summary, the CWCville court system is a constitutional nightmare that violates multiple articles and amendments, and has no concept of due process. One must wonder why it is allowed to exist within the borders of the U.S.

During the [[Idea Guy]] saga, Chris was told that [[Jamsta]] Sonichu had been put on trial for molesting [[Punchy]]. Chris didn't want Jamsta to suffer in jail like he had, so he tried using his psychic powers to talk to the [[CWCville]] judge to convince him to release Jamsta, regardless of the crime he had committed. Idea Guy informed him that the judge was unconvinced since Chris was no longer mayor, so Chris then turned his attention to the jurors. This worked, but sparked a city-wide riot.<ref>[[Idea Guy Q&A]]</ref>

Were it not obvious by now, any semblance of law in CWCville exists solely to further the wishes of its tyrannical (and murderous) creator god.

== References ==
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==See also==
*[[Parody]]
*[[Jerkop]]
*[[Manajerks]]
*[[Chris and copyright]]

{{Chris and}}

List of places that have banned Chris

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[[Image:BANHAMMER.png|thumb|The weapon of choice.]]

Although he is at least physically a grown adult, [[Chris]] is not above [[Chris and anger|throwing tantrums]] and generally being a nuisance in public places. Because of his obnoxious behavior, Chris has been either temporarily or permanently '''banned''' from many places, physical or not.

==Shops==
===The GAMe PLACe===
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According to [[Daniel Mimms|Mimms]], Chris was banned twice. The first time, which was temporary, was when Chris attempted to get something from the back without permission. [[Michael Snyder]] later wound up permabanning him on 28 August [[2008]], after Chris got confrontational with a small [[Niggos|niggo]], but even this failed to keep Chris away from the store. Following the events of [[28 October 2011]], Chris was definitively banned by court order from ever re-entering the store, all the way to its shutdown in [[June 2014]].

===Charlottesville Fashion Square===
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Chris was busted four times here, once for loitering. The second incident may or may not have been Chris's "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" shout upon learning [[Hanna]] was [[troll]]ing him. He was banned for a year, but the ban has since expired. On 28 [[April 2012]], it's revealed he was banned again, this time from arguing with trolls loudly on his phone. He later got banned again after the [[26 December 2014]] incident (see below).

===Walmart===
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Chris has been kicked out of Walmart on at least four separate occasions. On 23 June [[2005]], the [[Niggos|African-American]] manager of the [[Charlottesville]] store's [[McDonald's]] (depicted as the [[B-Manajerk]] by Chris in the comics) attempted to have Chris arrested for loitering, but his own fast thinking and hiding his Attraction Sign (which got him in trouble in the first place) ended up with him removed from the restaurant for the rest of the day (or so he says). The actual banning came two days later, 25 June, when Chris returned and attempted to loiter again. Both managers for McDonald's and Walmart confronted Chris, but Chris refused to listen to the managers, ran off and nearly ran ''over'' one of them. In late [[2009]], he returned to Walmart, forcing one of the female employees to measure him for a [[sports bra]].

Proving he learns nothing, Chris was again banned in September [[2013]], this time at the recent [[Ruckersville]] location, after vandalizing an Xbox One sign to read "[[HEXbox]] One", according to his [[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Chris Expresses His Outrage for Walmart|Facebook post]] on 6 [[September 2013]]. In the ensuing Facebook posts, he blames almost everyone else but himself for the ban, including [[Michael Snyder]], [[Megan Schroeder]], [[Mary Lee Walsh]], and even his defense attorney [[Rob Bell]]. A year later, Chris got thrown out of Walmart yet again, after an employee recognized and confronted him. He eventually left, but not before threatening the employee with pepper spray. For reference, this came less than a week after he was arrested for attacking an employee of another store with mace.

===Target===
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On 20 July 2005 (almost a month after Chris's incident over at Walmart), he attempted to loiter at a newly-built Target, intending on [[Obesity|exploiting their free soda refill deal]] while he tried to get boyfriend-free girls. According to [[Emily]], Chris was approached by management and asked to leave, but he refused. When the issue was pressed, he insulted them and forced them to call the cops. When they did, Chris tried to run, forcing them to tackle, hogtie and handcuff him. All this on the store's opening week!

===McDonald's===
Chris was temporarily banned from a [[McDonald's]] in Forest Lakes in [[June 2012]]. He had been loitering in the restaurant to grab newspapers that customers had left behind.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-thoughts-questions.661/page-701#post-2148397</ref>

An employee confronted Chris about it and he was ordered to leave. He then ranted on Facebook about the experience, trying to incite his readers to "throw newspaper in the damn old bitchy, black woman's face!!!".<ref>[[June 2012 Facebook posts#Discriminated at McDonald's]]</ref>

He mentioned to [[Emily]] that he wanted newspaper for his [[Clover and Snoopy|dogs]] to piss and shit on, because he is too lazy to take them on walks or let them out.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-thoughts-questions.661/page-700#post-2143830</ref>

===GameStop===
Chris had already been banned from the Fashion Square branch of local GameStop for his [[Sonic Boom Protests]] when, on [[26 December 2014]], he came "[[Honor roll|disguised]]" in a pair of ''[[My Little Pony]]'' [[Chris and fashion|novelty sunglasses]], supposedly intending to buy a new ''Skylanders'' figure and some second-hand Wii U games. However, the staff confronted him and were unmoved by his protests that he was there to actually buy stuff rather than vandalize their property. He eventually left, but not before assaulting one of the employees by spraying his can of pink mace at his shirt, [[Chris and the Law|a felony]].

After Chris was let off with a fine in [[October 2015]], he received a letter, purporting to be from GameStop, informing him that his ban had been upgraded to a statewide one. Chris uploaded [[GameStop is UNFAIR to Everyone; Not Just Me!|a video]] about this on 7 December. However, the statewide ban was later proven to be the work of a troll.<ref>https://kiwifar.ms/threads/fb-12-7-chris-decries-gamestops-discrimination-against-battletoads.15158/page-10#post-1135462</ref>

===Best Buy===
Chris was caught attempting to shoplift video games at Best Buy<ref>[[Best Buy#Attempted shoplifting]]</ref> in early 2014.

According to Chris, he was formally notified that he was banned from Best Buy a few days after 28 December 2014, when he got out of jail for pepper-spraying an employee at GameStop.

He stated in November 2015 that he believed he was banned as part of a conspiracy master-minded by the [[Yellow-Shirted Foe]], who he thought was working at both GameStop and Best Buy.<ref>[[Group Embargo on GameStop, Best Buy, and Simon Shopping Centers]]</ref>

{{quotebox|To make this, to make that story short, a few days after I got out of jail on December 28th, 2014, and I had absolutely no pepper spray on my person whatsoever, because as I had mentioned earlier, I had emptied the canister and disposed of the can-, canister. I had done nothing at the Best Buy prior to that day. And a certain manager spokes the living crap outta me, tellin’ me I was not welcome there, that I was banned from there. I had asked why. He did not give me any answer. Then I reached into my bag to get some money out, little funds to see if I could pay my way out of this. I had not said anything about the pepper spray whatsoever, but I put my hand in the bag, and his subordinate shouts, ‘He’s going for the pepper spray!’ I stopped in surprise after hearing that. Ultimately, I left the store. I had gone there again months later to be met with the same shpiel, and no answer to why. I even went over dere head, on the telephone, to try to resolve it. Nothing.

Then last Tuesday, November 10th, I went there once again to buy LEGO Dimensions Pack with a ten-dollar certificate. I got met in the back of the store with the shpiel once again, and this time I asked why and I finally got the answer. They said that I, quote, threatened them with pepper spray, and we have video footage, unquote. But again, that first time they said anything about me not being welcome there, I had not, nor ever, threatened anyone at that store. Nor had I any pepper spray on any of my visits there, then, and prior.}}

On 2 October 2016, he re-affirmed that he was still banned.<ref>[[October 2016 Facebook posts#Still banned from Best Buy]]</ref>

==Websites==
===PlayStation Network===
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Chris has gotten at least one temporary ban from the PlayStation Network's social networking features, as a result of making [[death threats]] to [[Adam Stackhouse]] and several others in one of his blog entries during [[August 2007]], over Adam's beating him in the [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]] through what Chris incorrectly claimed was a violation of the rules. One of the site's moderators ordered Chris to remove the blog entry, and when Chris responded by telling the moderator to "SHUT UP AND GO READ THE OFFICIAL RULES!!!!", he found himself being slapped with a ban lasting approximately a month.

===deviantART===
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Chris has been banned twice from deviantART. Both times were for a reason that you can probably guess right off the bat: sexual imagery without even bothering to use the proper mature content filters. The first time was around [[May 2009]], most likely due to the imagery from [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]]; the second was August 28, 2009, due to the infamous cameltoe scene in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]] and the sex scene between [[Blake]] and [[Bubbles Rosechu]] in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]].

===YouTube===
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Chris abandoned many of his accounts after troll attacks. One of his accounts, CChanSonichu, was suspended because of [[The July 10th Messages|three insulting videos]] he posted in tandem on 10 [[July 2009]].

On 23 [[July 2016]], Chris [[July 2016 Facebook posts#2 Strikes on Youtube|posted]] that YouTube had temp banned his CwcvilleGuardian account from uploading videos.

Chris believed that the ban was due to his use of the "F word." In reality, YouTube had banned him for violating its policy on "nudity or sexual content," after his channel received two strikes against it - one for [[IMG 3207]] and another for [[Paid Video Requests#Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Shake my boobies|Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Shake my boobies]].

Chris was unaware of the length of his ban, even though Kiwi Farms readers quickly determined that it was for two weeks.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fb-7-23-chris-has-another-strike-against-him-from-youtube.22787/page-3#post-1621754</ref>

On 26 July, he circumvented the ban by [[Paid Video Request Reminder|uploading to another account]].

===Wikipedia===
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On 1 May 2009, Chris created an account on Wikipedia, hoping to show his side to his life story, one that wasn't "smeared" by trolls. It was deleted soon afterward for violating Wikipedia's policy on userpages and notability. When he attempted to contest this course of action, his user account was indefinitely blocked (although the blocking admin actually believed it to be a [[wikipedia:Sockpuppet (Internet)|sockpuppet]] of a troll and not the genuine article). As of now, the article name "Christian Weston Chandler" has been "salted" to prevent it from ever being recreated.

===Flipnote Hatena===
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After uploading and re-uploading numerous Flipnotes that violated the rules of the family-friendly Flipnote Hatena site, the moderators banned him permanently from uploading Flipnotes on the 2nd of [[July 2010]]. Chris has since evaded his ban. Flipnote Studio 3D was later released in [[February 2015]] after Flipnote Hatena shut down on the 31st of [[May 2013]]. Only time will tell if Chris manages to get banned from that as well.

===eBay===
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Chris has attempted to sell the [[Original Sonichu and Rosechu Drawing]] on [[eBay]] since 1 [[June 2014]]. Time and again, however, the listing for the picture was taken down, either as a result of troll involvement, the listing expiring (the asking price of thousands of dollars not helping in that respect), or in true Chris fashion, breaking the terms of services on eBay by asking for offers on Facebook. This would culminate in a 3-day ban from eBay on June 8th, 2014. Chris, being incapable of taking "no" for an answer, stated his intention to put the picture back up for sale again the minute the ban expires.

On 12 June, Chris reposted the listing, only for eBay to give him ''another'' ban. When his second ban expired, he reposted a heavily-edited version of the posting, although still possible violating several of eBay's terms again. A third strike against Chris's tarnished eBay name is expected. Only time will tell if the world's largest online vendor will be added to the list of places that kicks Chris out and never lets him back in.

Around [[September 2014]], a guy named "Mr. Smith" decided to order one of Chris's mass-market [[medallions]], thinking that it would take 2 weeks to ship, not to ''create'' the medallion itself. After 2 weeks passed by with the medallion still not arrived, he filed a case to eBay, thus freezing Chris's PayPal. This ''really'' got Chris's [[duck]] in a twist, and led to a complicated series of events that later ended in eBay refunding Mr. Smith.

===Sega Customer Service===
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GameStop is not the only place Chris is banned from for raging over ''Sonic Boom''. On 12 [[December 2014]], Chris sent Sega Customer Service an angry e-mail that raged over ''Sonic Boom'' and told them to recall ''anything'' with Sonic's blarms on it...or else. Later in the day or the day after that, Sega banned his Customer Service account from the service.

===Facebook===
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On 3 [[July 2015]], Chris's Facebook account was taken down very briefly. While it is currently unknown why this occurred, it can likely be chalked up to Chris bending the rules of the website as per usual. These include screenshots of sexting, pictures of lizards mating, his omnipresent death threats to Sega, and linking to a Wikipedia article about tribadism with a sexual image as a thumbnail. The last straw was when he uploaded a drawing called "Pink Lemonade", which featuring Chris being showered with pink lemonade (or, as [[Kim Wilson]] interpreted it, menstruation blood) from a pitcher pouring it through a [[china]]-shaped lemon, and bragging about how "It will be on Long enough for all to enjoy a glass." It's beyond surprising that Facebook was able to keep up with Chris's shenanigans for 4 years before taking it down for the 3rd time. His account was then put back up the same day, proving that Chris is the ultimate bullet-dodger.

However, it seems he hasn't got off quite yet, as a recent picture he posted of his [[manboobs]] on 9 July was surprisingly taken down due to reports, which is the first time Chris has had a photo taken down on Facebook. He then reposted it, leading to his account getting deactivated the second time this month. It was then put back up, then closed yet again, and ''then'' put back up. It seems that this might be where it continues on, but with Facebook taking down a post that asked Chris's followers to fund him a prosthetic china in [[September 2015]], only time will tell.

On 29 [[November 2014]], the makers of the [[Keep Sonic Original]] page banned Chris from the group after a post was made containing death threats to Sega. Also, on 4 [[October 2015]], Chris got booted off the Amiibo Trade & Collectors page for hostile posts and making Amiibos out of original characters.

On 15 [[November 2016]], Chris [[I Tweet AND Post Simultaneously|announced]] that Facebook had temporarily banned him from posting for a week, due to his repeated death threats against [[Donald Trump]] on that platform.

===Lulu===
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In [[December 2015]], Chris got his account suspended from literature hosting website [[Lulu]]. The website doesn't allow authors to publish fanfiction or stories based on copyrighted characters and/or properties from other creators. Given that Chris used the website to publish copies of ''Sonichu'', you can guess how this turned out. He later made an alternate account on Lulu, in order to keep selling his comics. Even so, Chris decided to [[lie]] to his audience and claim that getting banned from Lulu was the cause of his "creative groove" being "killed." On 9 February 2018, Chris tried yet again to open another account, this got banned through the efforts of [[weens]] and [[A-logs]] three days later. However, he appears to have circumvented the ban when he posted a poll on whether his fans would like a copy of [[Bryanfrogboy]]'s CWC Prequel comic with their comic order in March. However, 'Sonichu' brings up nothing in the search on the site as of now. Perhaps he is unaware of his ban?

===Etsy===
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Chris's Etsy business seemed to be going pretty well until [[March 2016]], when he bought a new [[PS4]]. The distraction left him ignoring many of his customers orders, often for months. People who bought video greetings from him would be told by Chris mid-video that he hoped the video wouldn't be late. In [[June 2016]], Chris's Etsy page vanished, and he later told a [[lie]] that [[Cwcville Shopping is on Vacation]]. It's likely that Etsy took notice after repeated complaints from his customers and banned him from selling.

===Social media profiles===
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In August 2017, Chris was blocked by four women he had been following on social media.

Doopie blocked him from her Twitter and Patreon accounts after Chris repeatedly kept calling her darling, pledged to her Patreons while begging his fanbase for money, spammed her business e-mail with stories about his day while making clumsy attempts at befriending her, blocked her boyfriend on Twitter and continually refused to get it through his head that Doopie was not interested in being his friend. Weens also interfered by spamming her Twitter and making fake pledges to her Patreon to view the Rosechu drawing she made for Chris's pledge reward.

Tabitha blocked him from Twitter due to weens replying on his tweets to her, which resulted in her feed being overrun with their spam.

Chris reacted to the blocks by creating [[NightStar2891]], a sockpuppet account. He then tweeted them a hand-written apology letter, calling them "dear" instead of "darling."

Doopie informed him, yet again, that she wasn't going to be his friend, then blocked the sockpuppet.

Tabitha later mentioned that she didn't enact her block because of Chris specifically. Chris, observing her messages via NightStar2891, somehow decided that this gave him leeway to send her a 21-tweet message through that account, trying to befriend her. She blocked the sockpuppet as well.

LadyoftheCosmo, a friend of Doopie's, blocked Chris on Twitter after he sent her a tweet referring to her as "dear," then doubled down on using it after she called him out on it being inappropriate.

Nowacking blocked him around 26 August after he replied to her tweets about relationships and a swarm of weens spammed her account with accusations against Chris and telling her to block him. She has not commented on her reason for the block.

==Organizations==

===The Cub Scouts===

Chris stated in part 4 of his [[KCWC Top 10 Dedication Special]] that he was kicked out of the "[[Wikipedia:Cub Scouting (Boy Scouts of America)|Wolf Cub Scouts]]" in the late [[1980s]] because he was autistic. Undoubtedly, it was for something he did that he didn't tell us about. His commentary suggested that he routinely angered his Den Mother with his illogical behavior and that he believed this to be the reason he is banned. In 2014, while on his [[Catie Date Conversation Transcript|date]] with [[Catherine]], he elaborated that he was probably "being outbursting and loud for something," although he couldn't remember. In [[Mailbag 18#Instead the courts were on the side of justice|a Mailbag]], Chris revealed that his parents tried to sue the Boy Scouts of America over this incident.

===Piedmont Virginia Community College===
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Two incidents occurred here. The first occurred on Chris's 21st [[birthday]], 24 February [[2003]]. Chris originally blamed the incident on him having an outburst when he was kicked out of a class after telling a male professor that he, like the main character in a story they were learning about, was autistic. According to [[Emily]], however, it turns out that he was kicked out because of his homophobic tendencies causing him to say something derogatory. In either case, Chris started his [[Love Quest]] this day.

The second incident occurred when, in mid-October [[2003]], Dean of Student Services [[Mary Lee Walsh]] spotted Chris and his [[Attraction Sign]] and took it away, criticizing Chris for his actions, as she believed he was trying to solicit sex on campus. When Walsh destroyed a second sign, Chris [[Chris and anger|raged]] and went on the offensive. This incident lead to her banning Chris for a year, forcing him to see a [[Autism papers|psychiatrist]] and go to anger management classes (neither of which seems to have helped).

===Grace Baptist Church===
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Chris was banned from his old church in [[2008]]. He claimed in an email with [[lordsillynipples]], "Pastor John Hartless did not like my views I've expressed in [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|my video I did on my 25th Birthday]], and he found the [[ED]] page." Later, in [[Mailbag 14]], he claimed it was because "The pastor did a background check on me, and found images of [[Women's rights|women in bikinis]] on my [[Facebook]]; he was offended." Going by his frequent threats to use his new congregation as a personal army, it is not unlikely that Chris was booted out of the church when he linked his pastor to his ED page in the hope that Mr. Hartless would incite the congregation into raiding the ED page for Chris.

===Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church===
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A [[Other documents#Epistle to the Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|letter]] leaked on 30 March 2013 revealed that some time between [[July 2011]] and [[March 2013]], Chris had earned himself a temporary ban from Wesley Methodist, probably because he had repeatedly (and annoyingly) aired his endless grievances about trolls during the homily.

{{quote|I feel that ever since Reverend Elizabeth Foss left our church, it has greatly gone downhill for me. Ed Winkler Banned me from the church for a month. He has Banned me from Speaking my peace during the Sharing of Joys and Concerns, and from that, I have felt unnecessarily Silenced.|Chris, on how his own church is now playing [[Kick the Autistic]]}}

==See also==
*[[Unban contracts]]
*[[Chris and negotiation]]
*[[Chris and anger]]
*[[Chris and remorse]]

==References==
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Chris and the law

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[[Image:116-CWCCop.jpg|thumb|Chris always keeps a watchful eye out for criminal scum who would dare steal his already-stolen characters.]]

'''Laws''' are rules established by a society to protect its members and ensure the orderly function of society. Their observance is usually maintained by [[Jerkop|law enforcement]] and penalties are placed on those who disobey the laws.

For [[Chris]], however, these just serve as another deterrent in his endless [[Love Quest|quest]] for [[china]] and a weapon with which to threaten his real and supposed enemies.

As of 2017, Chris has six misdemeanors - three from hitting [[Michael Snyder]] with his car, one from macing the [[Yellow-Shirted Foe]] and two from failing to acquire proper tags for his dogs.

2018 adds a new misdemeanor to the list- what is essentially trespassing after being forbidden from the premises. Details are currently developing-Chris is due in court March 30 for this charge. [[List of places that have banned Chris| Take your guesses as to which place made the charge.]]
==Understanding==
{{quote|I have been giving him reasons since the police came in June of [[2008]], and nothing has sunken into that [[Hello, Juffalo|clown head]] of his.|[[Michael Snyder]]<ref><s>[http://www.youtube.com/all_comments?v=6odVsyr3I40]</s> (the video is fine, but that comment is no longer present as of Jun 2014)</ref>}}

[[Image:Impliedshooting.jpg|thumb|left|Violence is [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Comic Chris]]'s usual solution to law enforcement.]]

Like his grip on [[Chris and reality|reality]], Chris's understanding of the law is tenuous at best, and dangerously [[naïve]] at worst. Chris legitimately believes trolling is illegal. He regularly threatens internet [[trolls]] with legal action, and makes no distinction in severity between a troll [[Ivy Q&A|threatening violence]] against Chris and a troll uploading a harmless picture of [[Rosechu]] with a [[pickle]] to the Internet. As a matter of fact, Chris himself is prone to making [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|extremely violent threats]], such as [[Sign Destruction Video|threatening to murder]] [[Vivian Gee]] and her entire family because of her creating the [[audiobooks]]. He's done everything from calling the police to convincing his father to write to then-President [[George W. Bush]] in an attempt to get rid of his [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page. He has even poorly attempted to impersonate the President in a hilarious attempt to convince the trolls at ED to take down his page,<ref><s>http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=prev&oldid=1997405266</s> (dead link as of Jun 2014)</ref> and has attempted to contact the former President, [[Barack Obama]], to stop people from posting gay ads on the CWCipedia. Chris also believes that the laws in [[CWCville]] and the laws stated in ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' should be enforced ''in real life.''<ref>[[Mailbag 55#Draconian fun!]]</ref>

Chris himself doesn't have much respect for laws and rules, particularly when [[Chris and hypocrisy|their enforcement inconveniences him]]. During his time at [[Target]], he saw nothing wrong with exploiting the free refill policy and loitering for hours at a time in a privately-owned establishment while harassing female customers and apparently [[Attraction Sign|soliciting hanky-panky]]. Chris often remarks that his [[Virgin with rage|emotional state]] entirely justifies his actions, stating in [[Vivitheg's AIM chat]] that he should be excused for disturbing the peace by literally screaming "NOOOOOOO!" loudly in the middle of a crowded mall.<ref>[[Sonichu 1#Sub-Episode 2: Christian Chandler in "The Rise & Fall of My Heart"]]</ref>

Self-contradictory as ever, though, Chris's disregard of many laws does not stop him from rigidly observing others, often with completely skewed priority: In [[Sonichu Special 4]], his cartoon avatar makes a point of obeying the speed limit - while on his way to confront [[Liquid Chris]] and assault him with a [[Megatron pistol|deadly weapon]]. In a [[May 2010]] video, Chris states that he believes a man who brutally beat his girlfriend to death with his bare hands deserved twenty years in prison for his crimes, which is just twice the penalty he wants for [[Tobacky|smoking one cigarette]].<ref>[[05142010]]</ref>

In addition, Chris has very little respect for those who enforce the law:

{{quote|Verbal Combat had started, and during the fight, I ran off, still giving verbal punishment, as well as da finger, and many “[[Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha]]s.” I nearly backed up onto him with my car, and I gave him another finger. Then I dashed off.|Excerpt from Chris's [[CWC's Diary|diary]]}}

The above quote pretty much defines Chris's attitude towards law enforcement officials. He feels that it is completely appropriate to flip off, insult, and [[lie]] to people who are simply doing their jobs. And, of course, as any rational person would understand, running away from law enforcement officials is a seriously bad idea. Chris is truly a rebel without a cause (or effect).

The correspondence with Jackie revealed that in the trial on the Target incident, Chris thought that his work with the [[The GAMe PLACe#Chris the TCG gamer|Pokémon TCG League]] let him off the hook.<ref>[[Jackie e-mails Part 2#Chris lies about The Game Place]]</ref> In reality, the court probably acquitted him either on a technicality or insufficient evidence. Chris probably mentioned the volunteer work because he believed a person's merits, no matter how unrelated, would automatically make one innocent of all charges. It is also telling that he recounted the charge as "Soliciting", whereas the actual charge was "Disorderly Conduct"; he feels that he was only persecuted because of his [[Love Quest]] efforts, and not because he was tard raging.

Of interesting note, is that contrary to Chris's [[Women's rights|general]] [[Homos|political]] [[Niggos|views]], he seems to be in favor - or at least accepting of - gun control legislation.<ref>[[A Public Announcement for Congress]]</ref> Whether or not he has a firm understanding of what he's saying, we'll likely never know.

Interestingly, Chris seems to have a ''very'' skewed view of the idea of "self-defense", which is exemplified with the acquisition of pepper spray. Pepper spray, like most defensive weapons, should be used as a last resort, to keep people from attacking you. As seen with the [[26 December 2014|GameStop attacks]], Chris uses it as a means to keep anyone he doesn't like away. Using that event as an example, the man he sprayed wasn't even near him and Chris decided to spray a quick spritz on his chest without any provocation. It got worse when, days later, he began a commotion in a [[Walmart]] using the device. To Chris, it's the ultimate troll and Jerkop deterrent, when in actuality, he's waving around assault charges on a stick.

==Legal troubles==
The following is a list of incident Chris had with the law. This list may not be complete; in a telephone conversation with [[Ivy]] in 2009, [[Bob]] told her that Chris had in the past six or seven incidents with the law,<ref>[[Ivy Q&A#The end]]</ref> and yet this article lists only three incidents that precede 2010.

===2004===
On [[Twin Falling Towers|11 September]] [[2004]], Chris was detained at [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]] for loitering, and continually arguing with the staff over a number of months. The incident is depicted in [[Sub-Episode 1]]. Chris was banned from returning to the mall on his own and without his parents' company. However, it appears that this ban was lifted or ignored soon afterward.

===2005===
On 20 July [[2005]], Chris was charged with disorderly conduct<ref name="2005 Disorderly Conduct">[[:File:20050720-GC05009339-00.png|Disorderly conduct charge, 20 July 2005]]</ref> and trespassing<ref name="2005 Trespassing">[[:File:20050720-GC05009340-00.png|Trespassing charge, 20 July 2005]]</ref> at Target, as depicted in [[Sub-Episode 7]] and [[Sub-Episode 8]]. After 2 hearings,<ref name="2005 Disorderly Conduct" /><ref name="2005 Trespassing" /> prosecutors chose to drop the case and Chris was not punished.

5 days later, Chris caused an auto accident when he followed another car too closely and rear-ended it. This went to court on 12 September 2005.<ref name="2005 Following Too Close">[[:File:20050728-GT05011195-00.png|Following too close, 28 July 2005]]</ref> He was fined $30 and had to pay $56 in court costs.

===2010===
Chris's various run-ins at [[The GAMe PLACe]] have resulted in the cops being called on him a couple times. At least once after Chris called in his parents after he was initially banned from the location and tried to weasel his way back in, and again when he trespassed on the property, though he wasn't charged with anything on either occasion.<ref>[[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean]]</ref>

On 4 [[June 2010]], Chris made yet another pilgrimage to The GAMe PLACe. Chris was armed with his camera, and while Mike was concerned that Chris wanted pictures of his daughter for [[Mass debating|disturbing reasons]], Chris maintains that he merely wanted a picture of Mike [[Death threats|for use as]] [[CWC is Angry|a dartboard]]--still disturbing, but in entirely different ways. Chris was caught in the parking lot despite trying to run away, and was questioned by the police, who made him delete the pictures he had taken, and basically told him to quit his shit. Chris made his [[6 June 2010]] video in response to these events.

===2011===
In a [[May 2011]] [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]] post, Chris said that he has begun to use the ladies' restroom at his local mall while dressed in drag; he recounts an incident in which ''"a woman complains and tattles on me, and a [[JERK|stereotypical Brute male]] shouts me out. I felt embarassed. [sic] When in skirt, I am still gonna go to the Ladies, because there is no goin' back for me."'' This supposed brute male may or may not have been with mall security.

In his [[Calling Out|3 new videos]] posted after an 8-month-long hiatus from YouTube he tries to do something which some viewers of ''The Chandler Show'' believe to be blackmail. Chris admitted it by typing word ''blackmail'' in tags for last of them; however trolls hoping for a lawsuit [[saga]] shouldn't get their hopes up, because it's unlikely any of the trolls threatened by it would want to report him, given that they've all been trying to get him back onto the internet for months and wouldn't want to drive him off again. Not to mention Chris probably doesn't have anything on them at all. Note that under Virginia law, his demands are more likely to be considered extortion (still a class five felony) rather than blackmail.

In the same video, Chris also point blank accused Mike of molesting his own daughter, all while admitting that he doesn't have any concrete proof of his allegation. Given how prone he is to accusing others of slandering him (like pointing out his bad qualities that are extremely evident to everyone but Chris), Chris's accusations are very hypocritical. If Mike did want to sue Chris in civil court, he would indeed have a case against him as Chris's allegations are textbook defamation. However, it's questionable what Snyder would win in litigation, aside from a [[PlayStation 3]] and numerous children's [[toys]].

On [[28 October 2011]], Chris ended up in the worst possible scenario, netting a felony charge and 2 misdemeanors in what appears to be a ''3rd'' attempt to enter the GAMe PLACe, although all charges were reduced to misdemeanors upon sentencing.

As a direct result of his 28 October 2011 run in with Michael Snyder, Chris had found both himself and [[Barb|his mother]] on the receiving end of a civil suit. Having been sentenced to community service and put under a probation, and being charged with paying Snyder's medical bills, this may very well have been the first time that he has felt ramifications for his accusations and threats. However, it is much more likely that he simply [[Chris and his Ego|doesn't care]], or still feels as if he were the [[Kick the Autistic|real victim]] in all of this.

===2012===
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On 4 [[February 2012]], it was revealed on his [[Facebook]] that Chris no longer has respect for ''any'' sort of law enforcement after the events of 28 October 2011, officially deeming everyone who upholds the law a Jerkop. At the same time, he revealed another encounter with the boys in blue that day. As he attempted to pass out fliers while at the mall, encouraging others to stay away from the GAMe PLACe, two Jerkops (or as Chris puts it, "a Jerkop and an accomplice") approached him. Despite the officers simply wanting to talk to him and letting him know he wasn't in any trouble, Chris's paranoia kicked in and he ran. While the story Chris gives seem to hint that the officers just wanted to tell him to knock off the distribution of fliers, Chris believed otherwise, citing that one of them called out his name and making him think they wanted to post another encounter with him on the Internet. He escaped by diving into a Mitsubishi, most likely replacing the dying piece of scrap that is [[Son-Chu]], and driving off.

On 12 [[April 2012]], Chris [[Virgin with rage#No longer a virgin (No word on the rage)|announced the loss of his virginity]], giving off strong hints that he had slept with a hired prostitute. He all but [[Facebook#Hey.2C_Trollies|confirmed this]] on 1 May, when he said that he 'found her on the backpage', most likely meaning that he found it on the website Backpage.com, a Craiglist clone that also solicits prostitutes--Chris's prostitute was codenamed [[Mia Hamm]], as seen on the website. In the state of Virginia, this constitutes a Class 1 Misdemeanor and is therefore illegal. It is unknown whether or not Chris is aware of this, but it's very likely that if he is, he simply doesn't care.

On 28 April 2012, Chris revealed another incident in the mall. Prior to his Facebook note on 30 [[March 2012]], Chris got into a shouting match with a troll on his cell phone at the mall. The shouting did not go unnoticed, and Chris bolted once security was called in. On 25 April, Chris received a ban from the mall,<ref>[[Facebook#Maniacal Laughter from Who now? Oh, wait, It Is ME! >8D]]</ref> though it is unknown if it was for that incident or an incident that happened between those two dates.

On 10 [[July 2012]], Chris was arraigned in court for the 28 October 2011 incident. After calling Snyder a "thieving liar" in the courtroom, Chris was sentenced to community service and put under a one-year probation. He was also ordered to pay Snyder's medical bills.

===2013===

In September 2013, Chris committed an act of vandalism (an arrestable offense) by defacing a [[HEXbox]] One display at a Walmart, but got off easy by merely just being banned from the store. Given his furious reaction to this and his track record with a certain store owner who also did the same, it remains to be seen if Chris would follow up on his threat to have his revenge. Also, much like his tantrum at the [[Fashion Square Mall]] in 2005, Chris was also confronted by a jerkop at a local restaurant after scratching a woman's car with his, and screaming out loud in public. Chris claimed he was [[Chris and religion|cursing God for all his misfortune recently]].

===2014===

On 29 [[March 2014]], a report surfaced on the [[CWCki Forums]] saying that earlier that month Chris has been spotted trying to steal merchandise from [[Best Buy]]. The next day Chris denied the truthfulness of the report, but [[Kim]] confirmed that the attempted shoplifting had indeed occurred.<ref>[[March 2014 Facebook Posts#Rumour]]</ref>

On [[26 December 2014]], Chris vandalized a Sonic Boom display in GameStop in the [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]] and was forced out due to a previous ban, but not before he attacked a staff member with pepper spray who was calling security. By the 28th, he was confirmed to have been jailed.

===2015===
Thoughout most of 2015 Chris behaved himself, presumably because his sojourn to the jailhouse was fresh in his memory. His punishment for the pepper spray incident was eventually decided (after '''seven''' hearings) in October - a very light sentence of a three-figure fine and a six-month prison sentence that he won't have to serve unless he breaks the law again during probation.

===2016===
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On July 1 of this year, Chris finally paid his $541.00 fine from his 2014/2015 court hearing. His probation also appears to have ended earlier in the year in April.

In August, Chris was fined $121 by Greene County for two charges, each misdemeanors, of failing to acquire dog tag and rabies licenses for his dogs.

In November, Chris made several death threats against President [[Pmurt|Trump]]. He is blissfully unaware that threatening the President or President-elect is one of the few restrictions on freedom of speech in America, and could land Chris with a fine and/or up to five years in prison.

===2017===

In June, Chris was sued by Mariner Finance for failing to pay his debt.<ref>[[:File:Mariner Finance vs Chris.png]]</ref> He is due to appear in court on 24 August. The case was dismissed on August 24.

===2018===

In March, Chris was charged with Trespass after Forbidden<ref>[[:File:Christine Chandler Trespass After Forbidden charge, 23 March 2018.png]]</ref>, a misdemeanor count. The offense occurred on 23 March and was filed under the Albemarle Traffic/Criminal court. A hearing is set for 30 March.

==Chris's parents and law==

It's not hard to figure out why Chris thinks the law should serve him and him alone. His parents, too, have the same problem.

* When Chris was thrown out of the [[Wikipedia:Cub Scouting (Boy Scouts of America)|Cub Scouts]] after an [[autism|unknown incident]], his parents attempted to sue the [[Wikipedia:Boy Scouts of America|Boy Scouts of America]] for [[Kick the Autistic|discrimination]].<ref>[[Mailbag 18]]</ref>
* When Chris threw a tantrum that required him to be restrained, Bob attempted to ''sue the school for restraining him''.<ref><s>[http://208.210.219.132/stars/mainmenu.jsp;jsessionid=0000XHMY2MEVFIV0HN4N1CX0EQA:ulnfn1uq], case 0438-94-2</s> (dead link as of Jun 2014)</ref>
* When [[Mimms]] and [[Lucas]] took a picture of Chris and uploaded it to the Internet, Chris's parents threatened them with legal action (but as usual never followed through).
* When [[Snorlax]] thought she had indigestion, she acted like she was going to sue the Chinese establishment the food came from. When it turned out to be [[Wikipedia:colitis|colitis]], she dropped the subject.
* When Barb and Bob had their absurd case against Greene County used against them, their first reaction was to run to another county.<ref>[[Greene County Conspiracy]]</ref>
* When [[Alec]] called the Chandler household posing as [[The GAMe PLACe]] employee Matthew Noble, Bob and Barb claimed that taking pictures of somebody without their knowledge or consent was "not illegal." This came after threatening to sue Mimms and Lucas for doing exactly that.<ref name="Matthew Noble call">[[Matthew Noble call]]</ref>
* During that same call, Bob simply won't have a bar of the concept that an individual can be prohibited from private property, saying, "it's a business place," which has absolutely no bearing on private property laws.<ref name="Matthew Noble call"/>
* On 28 October 2011, Barb was arrested for not only fleeing the scene of an accident, but also felony assault on a police officer, a crime that a remotely sensible person would never commit due to the serious consequences attached to it (mandatory minimum of six months' imprisonment on conviction); however, the recent death of her husband, her age, her bad health and her hopeless, dependent clod of a son seem to have helped earn her some clemency.
*On 10 [[July 2012]], Barb was arraigned in court for her participation in the 28 October 2011 incident. She was sentenced to community service and served a two year probation.

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*On 19 [[February 2016]], Barb was sued by Discover Bank for unpaid debt. The judgement stated that the owes $4,706.93 and $56 in court costs.
*On 4 [[August 2016]], Barb was sued by Capital One Bank for the same reason. She owes $15,906.99, plus $56 in court costs.

==Chris's ORIGINAL and OFFICIAL laws==
[[Image:AL cover.gif|thumb|Where Chris's ORIGINAL and OFFICIAL laws come from.]]
Chris believes the police in real life are corrupt, and sees them in the same light as he sees the Jerkops in his comic- the Jerkops act as a stand-in for police who wronged him, and are portrayed as being impostors with no legal authority (probably indicating that Chris does not recognize real policemen as legitimate authority). In light of these things, Chris has his own spin on the law. The penalties for [[Alcohol|drinking]], smoking and internet harassment involve physical violence including a "Kick in the Teeth" which Chris inexplicably portrays as a punch in the first and only of his supposed series of Q&A videos.<ref>[[Chris Chan Q&A 27 October 2008|the only one]]</ref>

On 31 [[December 2009]], Chris orated about a law he wanted made in order to prevent [[Jack Thaddeus]] from using the ad space he paid for:

{{quote|I Have The Instinct, and I Have Already [[CWC-ism|Snail-Mailed]] President Barack Obama on how this sort of bad advertisement is going on and how it is Wrong and should be made Illegal. On HOW if the Main Captain does not WANT or IS OFFENDED with the listed Ads within his own Website or Works, REGARDLESS of who controls the AdSpace, WOULD REMOVE THOSE ADS or face JAILTIME. And the F.B.I. would be FULLY INVOLVED in all this, and THEY have the Power, Tools and Balls to seek, hunt down and bring in the Individual Internet Trolls and Ad-Spammers.|Chris}}

As one can see, Chris is seeking the direct intervention of the president of his country and beseeching him to [[Chris and reality|outlaw advertisements he doesn't like.]] Aside from the fact that Obama himself couldn't have done anything about this, the fact is that Chris was mandated by law to display the ads Jack paid to display. Chris should have written to his congressman about this rather than the president, but either way he would have received no response.

This attitude is also reflected on his relationship with [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. [[2003|More than a decade ago]], she put a stop to Chris [[Love Quest#Conflicts with Mary Lee Walsh|soliciting sex]] on her campus. [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|War ensued]] and Chris received a well-deserved [[Autism papers|time-out]] for [[Chris and anger|his behaviour]]. Six years later, in [[2009]], Chris decided it was time to make peace. He went to her office and left her a [[:File:Apology to Mary Lee.jpg|"Framed Hand-Drawn Apology"]] on her doorstep.<ref>[[One Blessing, and One Curse|out of the blue]]</ref> Her reaction was to file a trespassing notice. Chris disastrously believed that since he didn't read the letter and returned it to sender, he wasn't liable for it.<ref>[[Mailbag 26]]</ref> Thankfully, Chris didn't trespass again.

[[Mailbag 55]] posits a few more original laws: one, that it should be illegal for [[JERKS|men]] to ever show their [[Reldnahc|bare chest]] (because, according to Chris, no one in the entire world ever wants to see a man's bare chest, presumably disregarding [[women]], [[Homos|gay men]] and boxing enthusiasts), and two, he wants to [[Women's rights|force all women]] in any kind of relationship to wear rings (purely for his own benefit of course), thus defeating all symbolism and significance of them.

In the aftermath of distancing himself from the Internet, Chris began to formulate a new law, the "Bill for Anti Online Bad-Mouthing," starting with his second [[Flipnote Hatena|Flipnote]], [[Don'tGetTrolled!]]. The details are unknown, but Chris essentially wants to make so that online, nobody can ever speak negatively of anybody else under threat of prosecution. There do exist laws against cyber-crime and online harassment but these laws vary by country (and concern rather more serious deeds than drawing [[Rosechu]] with a dick), and so even if Chris's law were somehow implemented federally, only his fellow USA residents would actually be held accountable. Chris is failing to comprehend that people besides Americans use the internet, or worse, assuming the entire world can be held to the USA's laws.

==In the comic==
[[File:0862-Cwcville11.JPG|right|thumb|[[CWCville]] used to have a police station, but no more.]]
The law, such as it is, in the comics is a horrifying totalitarianism where anybody anywhere is subject to the whims of a dictator. In CWCville, Chris is "mayor" (read: god-king) and has banned a number of things in his city. Smoking or drinking alcohol would lead one to be either sentenced to ten years in prison or a US$1,500 fine (which Chris [[Chris and Money|considers an equally bad punishment]]. CWCville has its own currency (despite being nothing more than a small city) and why fines are levied in USD is unknown.<ref name="Chris Chan Q&A 27 October 2008">[[Chris Chan Q&A 27 October 2008]]</ref> Importing tobacco or alcohol incurs a greater punishment than murder or rape.<ref name="Chris Chan Q&A 27 October 2008"/> However, it should be noted that Chris [[Rollin' and Trollin'|repealed the law against alcohol]] in [[June 2009]].

The Rosechus often congregate to "protest" for women's rights. These protests usually involve nudity and/or pornography. They campaign for basic, archaic things like eligibility to vote, suggesting Chris (or one of his predecessors) has imposed discriminating laws against women in CWCville.

It is never clear whether or not CWCville is legally a part of the United States (and thus subject to its federal laws) as Chris characteristically sends mixed messages a lot - some things are distinctly American (the aforementioned USD fines, for instance) but CWCville has its own currency, and its own set of "laws", the likes of which would never be permitted in a developed or even undeveloped country, even if CWCville were some sort of Vatican-like sovereign state. The only arrangement that makes even the slightest amount of sense is that CWCville is just that - a sovereign state, on US soil. Chris doesn't seem to have thought this out though, and evidently believes the mayor of a town is legally entitled to act as an authoritarian dictator.

As a mayor, Chris does nothing bureaucratic, ever, and makes [[Allison Amber|his secretary]] do all the paperwork (as per his thoughts on women) while he goes off on another one of his sweetheart searches. He has mandated "[[dating education|Dating Education]]" classes for students so that they can learn to go on dates, as well as how to "stay straight."

[[List of Sonichu characters#Constables Gerald Grant and Louis Perez|Actual police officers]] did not appear until [[Sonichu 10|quite late]] in the series and even then, they did nothing whatsoever, giving the impression that Chris and his [[Pokémon]] abominations are the only thing standing between peace and violent anarchy. However, [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu #9'']] seems to reveal that there are three sets of "other" protectors: a (possibly) nondescript police force (distinct from [[Mary Lee Walsh]]'s [[jerkops]]), as well as his own team of [[Power Rangers]] and a team of [[Transformers]].

{{quote|Is CWCville under Martial Law?|[[Jack Thaddeus]] citing the truth as he sees it}}

In conversation with [[Jack Thaddeus]], Chris revealed that CWCville is the home of a paramilitary force equipped with tanks which he uses as a "Police Force", and all his [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] enjoy immunity from prosecution and are above the law.<ref>[[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 3]]</ref> Add this to the fact that Chris cannot be deposed as mayor ("there [[Chris and English|is]] no elections") and the fact that the police and a fleet of superpowered goons obey literally anything Chris demands of them, and it paints a very frightening picture. According to Chris, [[Magi-Chan]] mentally scans the city perimeters for any sexual acts, and reports any [[homos|homosexual]] activity to the authorities. The participants are then "tried and fined HEAVILY; $500 or 50 Hours of Community Service."<ref>[[Mailbag 31#Magi-Chan knows when you fuck]]</ref> Apparently in CWCville, the [[Wikipedia:Fourth Amendment to the United States Constitution|Fourth Amendment to the U.S. Constitution]] does not apply in matters of personal sexual choice, and neither does the [[wikipedia:Lawrence v. Texas|U.S. Supreme Court ruling]] finding sodomy laws to be unconstitutional.

Even though Chris's deranged laws exist only within his city-state-country-whatever of CWCville, he exacts his deranged fury unto people whether they're actually in his jurisdiction or not. [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu #10'']] shows four distinct crimes committed outside of CWCville: the destruction of the [[4-cent garbage]] building, the murder of over one hundred alleged "trolls" in said destruction, breaking and entering, and destroying Internet files and property. There was no evidence to suggest that this act of mass murder was even investigated by the authorities, and the comic portrays this act of [[Twin Falling Towers|terrorism]] as Chris and his goons heroically defeating a gang of criminals.

Chris may be able to commit murder without being reprimanded, but of course this doesn't apply to everyone. Following the death of [[Simonla]], the culprits ([[Alec]], [[Mao]], [[Sean]] and [[Evan]]) are subjected to a show trial, and given no defense attorney by the state (violating the [[Wikipedia:Sixth Amendment to the United States Constitution|Sixth Amendment]]) forcing Sean to act as their lawyer despite being [[Tobacky|high as a kite]]. There is no solid evidence presented for the murder charge, aside from the Voltorb remote (which the prosecutor never tried to prove belonged to them) and wholly unreliable "psychic evidence" extracted by Magi-Chan. When they're railroaded and found guilty, they're ''killed by the people they've wronged'' (read: murdered brutally by cartoon characters), in a gross violation of the [[Wikipedia:Eighth Amendment to the United States Constitution|Eighth Amendment]] forbidding cruel and unusual punishment.

Demonstrating Chris's limited understanding of trials (as his knowledge of trials stems purely from television), the kangaroo court integrates both elements of civil and criminal trials. The Asperpedia Four are not only prosecuted for murder by a [[Marvey Blaziken|state attorney]], as per a criminal trial, but also charged with defamation of character, libel, and copyright infringement (as well as several charges such as "profanity to the max" that would hold no water in an actual court) by Chris and his cohorts, as per a civil trial. Surely enough, Chris, Sonichu, and Rosechu are sitting in a bench marked "PLAINTIF" [sic]. That both civil and criminal charges are included in one trial not only demonstrates a poor understanding of the courtroom process, but is further proof that Chris considers "slanderous mockeries" and other torts on par with major crimes such as murder and assault. To add to the equation, one cannot be given a death sentence (or any sentence, for that matter) for being guilty in a civil trial, but in the Asperpedia Four trial civil charges are the primary reason for the death sentence. In summary, the CWCville court system is a constitutional nightmare that violates multiple articles and amendments, and has no concept of due process. One must wonder why it is allowed to exist within the borders of the U.S.

Were it not obvious by now, any semblance of law in CWCville exists solely to further the wishes of its tyrannical (and murderous) mayor.

== References ==
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==See also==
*[[Parody]]
*[[Jerkop]]
*[[Manajerks]]
*[[Chris and copyright]]

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[[Image:116-CWCCop.jpg|thumb|Chris always keeps a watchful eye out for criminal scum who would dare steal his already-stolen characters.]]

'''Laws''' are rules established by a society to protect its members and ensure the orderly function of society. Their observance is usually maintained by [[Jerkop|law enforcement]] and penalties are placed on those who disobey the laws.

For [[Chris]], however, these just serve as another deterrent in his endless [[Love Quest|quest]] for [[china]] and a weapon with which to threaten his real and supposed enemies.

As of 2017, Chris has six misdemeanors - three from hitting [[Michael Snyder]] with his car, one from macing the [[Yellow-Shirted Foe]] and two from failing to acquire proper tags for his dogs.

==Understanding==
{{quote|I have been giving him reasons since the police came in June of [[2008]], and nothing has sunken into that [[Hello, Juffalo|clown head]] of his.|[[Michael Snyder]]<ref><s>[http://www.youtube.com/all_comments?v=6odVsyr3I40]</s> (the video is fine, but that comment is no longer present as of Jun 2014)</ref>}}

[[Image:Impliedshooting.jpg|thumb|left|Violence is [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Comic Chris]]'s usual solution to law enforcement.]]

Like his grip on [[Chris and reality|reality]], Chris's understanding of the law is tenuous at best, and dangerously [[naïve]] at worst. Chris legitimately believes trolling is illegal. He regularly threatens internet [[trolls]] with legal action, and makes no distinction in severity between a troll [[Ivy Q&A|threatening violence]] against Chris and a troll uploading a harmless picture of [[Rosechu]] with a [[pickle]] to the Internet. As a matter of fact, Chris himself is prone to making [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|extremely violent threats]], such as [[Sign Destruction Video|threatening to murder]] [[Vivian Gee]] and her entire family because of her creating the [[audiobooks]]. He's done everything from calling the police to convincing his father to write to then-President [[George W. Bush]] in an attempt to get rid of his [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page. He has even poorly attempted to impersonate the President in a hilarious attempt to convince the trolls at ED to take down his page,<ref><s>http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=prev&oldid=1997405266</s> (dead link as of Jun 2014)</ref> and has attempted to contact the former President, [[Barack Obama]], to stop people from posting gay ads on the CWCipedia. Chris also believes that the laws in [[CWCville]] and the laws stated in ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' should be enforced ''in real life.''<ref>[[Mailbag 55#Draconian fun!]]</ref>

Chris himself doesn't have much respect for laws and rules, particularly when [[Chris and hypocrisy|their enforcement inconveniences him]]. During his time at [[Target]], he saw nothing wrong with exploiting the free refill policy and loitering for hours at a time in a privately-owned establishment while harassing female customers and apparently [[Attraction Sign|soliciting hanky-panky]]. Chris often remarks that his [[Virgin with rage|emotional state]] entirely justifies his actions, stating in [[Vivitheg's AIM chat]] that he should be excused for disturbing the peace by literally screaming "NOOOOOOO!" loudly in the middle of a crowded mall.<ref>[[Sonichu 1#Sub-Episode 2: Christian Chandler in "The Rise & Fall of My Heart"]]</ref>

Self-contradictory as ever, though, Chris's disregard of many laws does not stop him from rigidly observing others, often with completely skewed priority: In [[Sonichu Special 4]], his cartoon avatar makes a point of obeying the speed limit - while on his way to confront [[Liquid Chris]] and assault him with a [[Megatron pistol|deadly weapon]]. In a [[May 2010]] video, Chris states that he believes a man who brutally beat his girlfriend to death with his bare hands deserved twenty years in prison for his crimes, which is just twice the penalty he wants for [[Tobacky|smoking one cigarette]].<ref>[[05142010]]</ref>

In addition, Chris has very little respect for those who enforce the law:

{{quote|Verbal Combat had started, and during the fight, I ran off, still giving verbal punishment, as well as da finger, and many “[[Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha]]s.” I nearly backed up onto him with my car, and I gave him another finger. Then I dashed off.|Excerpt from Chris's [[CWC's Diary|diary]]}}

The above quote pretty much defines Chris's attitude towards law enforcement officials. He feels that it is completely appropriate to flip off, insult, and [[lie]] to people who are simply doing their jobs. And, of course, as any rational person would understand, running away from law enforcement officials is a seriously bad idea. Chris is truly a rebel without a cause (or effect).

The correspondence with Jackie revealed that in the trial on the Target incident, Chris thought that his work with the [[The GAMe PLACe#Chris the TCG gamer|Pokémon TCG League]] let him off the hook.<ref>[[Jackie e-mails Part 2#Chris lies about The Game Place]]</ref> In reality, the court probably acquitted him either on a technicality or insufficient evidence. Chris probably mentioned the volunteer work because he believed a person's merits, no matter how unrelated, would automatically make one innocent of all charges. It is also telling that he recounted the charge as "Soliciting", whereas the actual charge was "Disorderly Conduct"; he feels that he was only persecuted because of his [[Love Quest]] efforts, and not because he was tard raging.

Of interesting note, is that contrary to Chris's [[Women's rights|general]] [[Homos|political]] [[Niggos|views]], he seems to be in favor - or at least accepting of - gun control legislation.<ref>[[A Public Announcement for Congress]]</ref> Whether or not he has a firm understanding of what he's saying, we'll likely never know.

Interestingly, Chris seems to have a ''very'' skewed view of the idea of "self-defense", which is exemplified with the acquisition of pepper spray. Pepper spray, like most defensive weapons, should be used as a last resort, to keep people from attacking you. As seen with the [[26 December 2014|GameStop attacks]], Chris uses it as a means to keep anyone he doesn't like away. Using that event as an example, the man he sprayed wasn't even near him and Chris decided to spray a quick spritz on his chest without any provocation. It got worse when, days later, he began a commotion in a [[Walmart]] using the device. To Chris, it's the ultimate troll and Jerkop deterrent, when in actuality, he's waving around assault charges on a stick.

==Legal troubles==
The following is a list of incident Chris had with the law. This list may not be complete; in a telephone conversation with [[Ivy]] in 2009, [[Bob]] told her that Chris had in the past six or seven incidents with the law,<ref>[[Ivy Q&A#The end]]</ref> and yet this article lists only three incidents that precede 2010.

===2004===
On [[Twin Falling Towers|11 September]] [[2004]], Chris was detained at [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]] for loitering, and continually arguing with the staff over a number of months. The incident is depicted in [[Sub-Episode 1]]. Chris was banned from returning to the mall on his own and without his parents' company. However, it appears that this ban was lifted or ignored soon afterward.

===2005===
On 20 July [[2005]], Chris was charged with disorderly conduct<ref name="2005 Disorderly Conduct">[[:File:20050720-GC05009339-00.png|Disorderly conduct charge, 20 July 2005]]</ref> and trespassing<ref name="2005 Trespassing">[[:File:20050720-GC05009340-00.png|Trespassing charge, 20 July 2005]]</ref> at Target, as depicted in [[Sub-Episode 7]] and [[Sub-Episode 8]]. After 2 hearings,<ref name="2005 Disorderly Conduct" /><ref name="2005 Trespassing" /> prosecutors chose to drop the case and Chris was not punished.

5 days later, Chris caused an auto accident when he followed another car too closely and rear-ended it. This went to court on 12 September 2005.<ref name="2005 Following Too Close">[[:File:20050728-GT05011195-00.png|Following too close, 28 July 2005]]</ref> He was fined $30 and had to pay $56 in court costs.

===2010===
Chris's various run-ins at [[The GAMe PLACe]] have resulted in the cops being called on him a couple times. At least once after Chris called in his parents after he was initially banned from the location and tried to weasel his way back in, and again when he trespassed on the property, though he wasn't charged with anything on either occasion.<ref>[[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean]]</ref>

On 4 [[June 2010]], Chris made yet another pilgrimage to The GAMe PLACe. Chris was armed with his camera, and while Mike was concerned that Chris wanted pictures of his daughter for [[Mass debating|disturbing reasons]], Chris maintains that he merely wanted a picture of Mike [[Death threats|for use as]] [[CWC is Angry|a dartboard]]--still disturbing, but in entirely different ways. Chris was caught in the parking lot despite trying to run away, and was questioned by the police, who made him delete the pictures he had taken, and basically told him to quit his shit. Chris made his [[6 June 2010]] video in response to these events.

===2011===
In a [[May 2011]] [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]] post, Chris said that he has begun to use the ladies' restroom at his local mall while dressed in drag; he recounts an incident in which ''"a woman complains and tattles on me, and a [[JERK|stereotypical Brute male]] shouts me out. I felt embarassed. [sic] When in skirt, I am still gonna go to the Ladies, because there is no goin' back for me."'' This supposed brute male may or may not have been with mall security.

In his [[Calling Out|3 new videos]] posted after an 8-month-long hiatus from YouTube he tries to do something which some viewers of ''The Chandler Show'' believe to be blackmail. Chris admitted it by typing word ''blackmail'' in tags for last of them; however trolls hoping for a lawsuit [[saga]] shouldn't get their hopes up, because it's unlikely any of the trolls threatened by it would want to report him, given that they've all been trying to get him back onto the internet for months and wouldn't want to drive him off again. Not to mention Chris probably doesn't have anything on them at all. Note that under Virginia law, his demands are more likely to be considered extortion (still a class five felony) rather than blackmail.

In the same video, Chris also point blank accused Mike of molesting his own daughter, all while admitting that he doesn't have any concrete proof of his allegation. Given how prone he is to accusing others of slandering him (like pointing out his bad qualities that are extremely evident to everyone but Chris), Chris's accusations are very hypocritical. If Mike did want to sue Chris in civil court, he would indeed have a case against him as Chris's allegations are textbook defamation. However, it's questionable what Snyder would win in litigation, aside from a [[PlayStation 3]] and numerous children's [[toys]].

On [[28 October 2011]], Chris ended up in the worst possible scenario, netting a felony charge and 2 misdemeanors in what appears to be a ''3rd'' attempt to enter the GAMe PLACe, although all charges were reduced to misdemeanors upon sentencing.

As a direct result of his 28 October 2011 run in with Michael Snyder, Chris had found both himself and [[Barb|his mother]] on the receiving end of a civil suit. Having been sentenced to community service and put under a probation, and being charged with paying Snyder's medical bills, this may very well have been the first time that he has felt ramifications for his accusations and threats. However, it is much more likely that he simply [[Chris and his Ego|doesn't care]], or still feels as if he were the [[Kick the Autistic|real victim]] in all of this.

===2012===
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On 4 [[February 2012]], it was revealed on his [[Facebook]] that Chris no longer has respect for ''any'' sort of law enforcement after the events of 28 October 2011, officially deeming everyone who upholds the law a Jerkop. At the same time, he revealed another encounter with the boys in blue that day. As he attempted to pass out fliers while at the mall, encouraging others to stay away from the GAMe PLACe, two Jerkops (or as Chris puts it, "a Jerkop and an accomplice") approached him. Despite the officers simply wanting to talk to him and letting him know he wasn't in any trouble, Chris's paranoia kicked in and he ran. While the story Chris gives seem to hint that the officers just wanted to tell him to knock off the distribution of fliers, Chris believed otherwise, citing that one of them called out his name and making him think they wanted to post another encounter with him on the Internet. He escaped by diving into a Mitsubishi, most likely replacing the dying piece of scrap that is [[Son-Chu]], and driving off.

On 12 [[April 2012]], Chris [[Virgin with rage#No longer a virgin (No word on the rage)|announced the loss of his virginity]], giving off strong hints that he had slept with a hired prostitute. He all but [[Facebook#Hey.2C_Trollies|confirmed this]] on 1 May, when he said that he 'found her on the backpage', most likely meaning that he found it on the website Backpage.com, a Craiglist clone that also solicits prostitutes--Chris's prostitute was codenamed [[Mia Hamm]], as seen on the website. In the state of Virginia, this constitutes a Class 1 Misdemeanor and is therefore illegal. It is unknown whether or not Chris is aware of this, but it's very likely that if he is, he simply doesn't care.

On 28 April 2012, Chris revealed another incident in the mall. Prior to his Facebook note on 30 [[March 2012]], Chris got into a shouting match with a troll on his cell phone at the mall. The shouting did not go unnoticed, and Chris bolted once security was called in. On 25 April, Chris received a ban from the mall,<ref>[[Facebook#Maniacal Laughter from Who now? Oh, wait, It Is ME! >8D]]</ref> though it is unknown if it was for that incident or an incident that happened between those two dates.

On 10 [[July 2012]], Chris was arraigned in court for the 28 October 2011 incident. After calling Snyder a "thieving liar" in the courtroom, Chris was sentenced to community service and put under a one-year probation. He was also ordered to pay Snyder's medical bills.

===2013===

In September 2013, Chris committed an act of vandalism (an arrestable offense) by defacing a [[HEXbox]] One display at a Walmart, but got off easy by merely just being banned from the store. Given his furious reaction to this and his track record with a certain store owner who also did the same, it remains to be seen if Chris would follow up on his threat to have his revenge. Also, much like his tantrum at the [[Fashion Square Mall]] in 2005, Chris was also confronted by a jerkop at a local restaurant after scratching a woman's car with his, and screaming out loud in public. Chris claimed he was [[Chris and religion|cursing God for all his misfortune recently]].

===2014===

On 29 [[March 2014]], a report surfaced on the [[CWCki Forums]] saying that earlier that month Chris has been spotted trying to steal merchandise from [[Best Buy]]. The next day Chris denied the truthfulness of the report, but [[Kim]] confirmed that the attempted shoplifting had indeed occurred.<ref>[[March 2014 Facebook Posts#Rumour]]</ref>

On [[26 December 2014]], Chris vandalized a Sonic Boom display in GameStop in the [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]] and was forced out due to a previous ban, but not before he attacked a staff member with pepper spray who was calling security. By the 28th, he was confirmed to have been jailed.

===2015===
Thoughout most of 2015 Chris behaved himself, presumably because his sojourn to the jailhouse was fresh in his memory. His punishment for the pepper spray incident was eventually decided (after '''seven''' hearings) in October - a very light sentence of a three-figure fine and a six-month prison sentence that he won't have to serve unless he breaks the law again during probation.

===2016===
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On July 1 of this year, Chris finally paid his $541.00 fine from his 2014/2015 court hearing. His probation also appears to have ended earlier in the year in April.

In August, Chris was fined $121 by Greene County for two charges, each misdemeanors, of failing to acquire dog tag and rabies licenses for his dogs.

In November, Chris made several death threats against President [[Pmurt|Trump]]. He is blissfully unaware that threatening the President or President-elect is one of the few restrictions on freedom of speech in America, and could land Chris with a fine and/or up to five years in prison.

===2017===

In June, Chris was sued by Mariner Finance for failing to pay his debt.<ref>[[:File:Mariner Finance vs Chris.png]]</ref> He is due to appear in court on 24 August. The case was dismissed on August 24.

===2018===

In March, Chris was charged with Trespass after Forbidden<ref>[[:File:Christine Chandler Trespass After Forbidden charge, 23 March 2018.png]]</ref>, a misdemeanor count. The offense occurred on 23 March and was filed under the Albemarle Traffic/Criminal court. A hearing is set for 30 March.

==Chris's parents and law==

It's not hard to figure out why Chris thinks the law should serve him and him alone. His parents, too, have the same problem.

* When Chris was thrown out of the [[Wikipedia:Cub Scouting (Boy Scouts of America)|Cub Scouts]] after an [[autism|unknown incident]], his parents attempted to sue the [[Wikipedia:Boy Scouts of America|Boy Scouts of America]] for [[Kick the Autistic|discrimination]].<ref>[[Mailbag 18]]</ref>
* When Chris threw a tantrum that required him to be restrained, Bob attempted to ''sue the school for restraining him''.<ref><s>[http://208.210.219.132/stars/mainmenu.jsp;jsessionid=0000XHMY2MEVFIV0HN4N1CX0EQA:ulnfn1uq], case 0438-94-2</s> (dead link as of Jun 2014)</ref>
* When [[Mimms]] and [[Lucas]] took a picture of Chris and uploaded it to the Internet, Chris's parents threatened them with legal action (but as usual never followed through).
* When [[Snorlax]] thought she had indigestion, she acted like she was going to sue the Chinese establishment the food came from. When it turned out to be [[Wikipedia:colitis|colitis]], she dropped the subject.
* When Barb and Bob had their absurd case against Greene County used against them, their first reaction was to run to another county.<ref>[[Greene County Conspiracy]]</ref>
* When [[Alec]] called the Chandler household posing as [[The GAMe PLACe]] employee Matthew Noble, Bob and Barb claimed that taking pictures of somebody without their knowledge or consent was "not illegal." This came after threatening to sue Mimms and Lucas for doing exactly that.<ref name="Matthew Noble call">[[Matthew Noble call]]</ref>
* During that same call, Bob simply won't have a bar of the concept that an individual can be prohibited from private property, saying, "it's a business place," which has absolutely no bearing on private property laws.<ref name="Matthew Noble call"/>
* On 28 October 2011, Barb was arrested for not only fleeing the scene of an accident, but also felony assault on a police officer, a crime that a remotely sensible person would never commit due to the serious consequences attached to it (mandatory minimum of six months' imprisonment on conviction); however, the recent death of her husband, her age, her bad health and her hopeless, dependent clod of a son seem to have helped earn her some clemency.
*On 10 [[July 2012]], Barb was arraigned in court for her participation in the 28 October 2011 incident. She was sentenced to community service and served a two year probation.

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*On 19 [[February 2016]], Barb was sued by Discover Bank for unpaid debt. The judgement stated that the owes $4,706.93 and $56 in court costs.
*On 4 [[August 2016]], Barb was sued by Capital One Bank for the same reason. She owes $15,906.99, plus $56 in court costs.

==Chris's ORIGINAL and OFFICIAL laws==
[[Image:AL cover.gif|thumb|Where Chris's ORIGINAL and OFFICIAL laws come from.]]
Chris believes the police in real life are corrupt, and sees them in the same light as he sees the Jerkops in his comic- the Jerkops act as a stand-in for police who wronged him, and are portrayed as being impostors with no legal authority (probably indicating that Chris does not recognize real policemen as legitimate authority). In light of these things, Chris has his own spin on the law. The penalties for [[Alcohol|drinking]], smoking and internet harassment involve physical violence including a "Kick in the Teeth" which Chris inexplicably portrays as a punch in the first and only of his supposed series of Q&A videos.<ref>[[Chris Chan Q&A 27 October 2008|the only one]]</ref>

On 31 [[December 2009]], Chris orated about a law he wanted made in order to prevent [[Jack Thaddeus]] from using the ad space he paid for:

{{quote|I Have The Instinct, and I Have Already [[CWC-ism|Snail-Mailed]] President Barack Obama on how this sort of bad advertisement is going on and how it is Wrong and should be made Illegal. On HOW if the Main Captain does not WANT or IS OFFENDED with the listed Ads within his own Website or Works, REGARDLESS of who controls the AdSpace, WOULD REMOVE THOSE ADS or face JAILTIME. And the F.B.I. would be FULLY INVOLVED in all this, and THEY have the Power, Tools and Balls to seek, hunt down and bring in the Individual Internet Trolls and Ad-Spammers.|Chris}}

As one can see, Chris is seeking the direct intervention of the president of his country and beseeching him to [[Chris and reality|outlaw advertisements he doesn't like.]] Aside from the fact that Obama himself couldn't have done anything about this, the fact is that Chris was mandated by law to display the ads Jack paid to display. Chris should have written to his congressman about this rather than the president, but either way he would have received no response.

This attitude is also reflected on his relationship with [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. [[2003|More than a decade ago]], she put a stop to Chris [[Love Quest#Conflicts with Mary Lee Walsh|soliciting sex]] on her campus. [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|War ensued]] and Chris received a well-deserved [[Autism papers|time-out]] for [[Chris and anger|his behaviour]]. Six years later, in [[2009]], Chris decided it was time to make peace. He went to her office and left her a [[:File:Apology to Mary Lee.jpg|"Framed Hand-Drawn Apology"]] on her doorstep.<ref>[[One Blessing, and One Curse|out of the blue]]</ref> Her reaction was to file a trespassing notice. Chris disastrously believed that since he didn't read the letter and returned it to sender, he wasn't liable for it.<ref>[[Mailbag 26]]</ref> Thankfully, Chris didn't trespass again.

[[Mailbag 55]] posits a few more original laws: one, that it should be illegal for [[JERKS|men]] to ever show their [[Reldnahc|bare chest]] (because, according to Chris, no one in the entire world ever wants to see a man's bare chest, presumably disregarding [[women]], [[Homos|gay men]] and boxing enthusiasts), and two, he wants to [[Women's rights|force all women]] in any kind of relationship to wear rings (purely for his own benefit of course), thus defeating all symbolism and significance of them.

In the aftermath of distancing himself from the Internet, Chris began to formulate a new law, the "Bill for Anti Online Bad-Mouthing," starting with his second [[Flipnote Hatena|Flipnote]], [[Don'tGetTrolled!]]. The details are unknown, but Chris essentially wants to make so that online, nobody can ever speak negatively of anybody else under threat of prosecution. There do exist laws against cyber-crime and online harassment but these laws vary by country (and concern rather more serious deeds than drawing [[Rosechu]] with a dick), and so even if Chris's law were somehow implemented federally, only his fellow USA residents would actually be held accountable. Chris is failing to comprehend that people besides Americans use the internet, or worse, assuming the entire world can be held to the USA's laws.

==In the comic==
[[File:0862-Cwcville11.JPG|right|thumb|[[CWCville]] used to have a police station, but no more.]]
The law, such as it is, in the comics is a horrifying totalitarianism where anybody anywhere is subject to the whims of a dictator. In CWCville, Chris is "mayor" (read: god-king) and has banned a number of things in his city. Smoking or drinking alcohol would lead one to be either sentenced to ten years in prison or a US$1,500 fine (which Chris [[Chris and Money|considers an equally bad punishment]]. CWCville has its own currency (despite being nothing more than a small city) and why fines are levied in USD is unknown.<ref name="Chris Chan Q&A 27 October 2008">[[Chris Chan Q&A 27 October 2008]]</ref> Importing tobacco or alcohol incurs a greater punishment than murder or rape.<ref name="Chris Chan Q&A 27 October 2008"/> However, it should be noted that Chris [[Rollin' and Trollin'|repealed the law against alcohol]] in [[June 2009]].

The Rosechus often congregate to "protest" for women's rights. These protests usually involve nudity and/or pornography. They campaign for basic, archaic things like eligibility to vote, suggesting Chris (or one of his predecessors) has imposed discriminating laws against women in CWCville.

It is never clear whether or not CWCville is legally a part of the United States (and thus subject to its federal laws) as Chris characteristically sends mixed messages a lot - some things are distinctly American (the aforementioned USD fines, for instance) but CWCville has its own currency, and its own set of "laws", the likes of which would never be permitted in a developed or even undeveloped country, even if CWCville were some sort of Vatican-like sovereign state. The only arrangement that makes even the slightest amount of sense is that CWCville is just that - a sovereign state, on US soil. Chris doesn't seem to have thought this out though, and evidently believes the mayor of a town is legally entitled to act as an authoritarian dictator.

As a mayor, Chris does nothing bureaucratic, ever, and makes [[Allison Amber|his secretary]] do all the paperwork (as per his thoughts on women) while he goes off on another one of his sweetheart searches. He has mandated "[[dating education|Dating Education]]" classes for students so that they can learn to go on dates, as well as how to "stay straight."

[[List of Sonichu characters#Constables Gerald Grant and Louis Perez|Actual police officers]] did not appear until [[Sonichu 10|quite late]] in the series and even then, they did nothing whatsoever, giving the impression that Chris and his [[Pokémon]] abominations are the only thing standing between peace and violent anarchy. However, [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu #9'']] seems to reveal that there are three sets of "other" protectors: a (possibly) nondescript police force (distinct from [[Mary Lee Walsh]]'s [[jerkops]]), as well as his own team of [[Power Rangers]] and a team of [[Transformers]].

{{quote|Is CWCville under Martial Law?|[[Jack Thaddeus]] citing the truth as he sees it}}

In conversation with [[Jack Thaddeus]], Chris revealed that CWCville is the home of a paramilitary force equipped with tanks which he uses as a "Police Force", and all his [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] enjoy immunity from prosecution and are above the law.<ref>[[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 3]]</ref> Add this to the fact that Chris cannot be deposed as mayor ("there [[Chris and English|is]] no elections") and the fact that the police and a fleet of superpowered goons obey literally anything Chris demands of them, and it paints a very frightening picture. According to Chris, [[Magi-Chan]] mentally scans the city perimeters for any sexual acts, and reports any [[homos|homosexual]] activity to the authorities. The participants are then "tried and fined HEAVILY; $500 or 50 Hours of Community Service."<ref>[[Mailbag 31#Magi-Chan knows when you fuck]]</ref> Apparently in CWCville, the [[Wikipedia:Fourth Amendment to the United States Constitution|Fourth Amendment to the U.S. Constitution]] does not apply in matters of personal sexual choice, and neither does the [[wikipedia:Lawrence v. Texas|U.S. Supreme Court ruling]] finding sodomy laws to be unconstitutional.

Even though Chris's deranged laws exist only within his city-state-country-whatever of CWCville, he exacts his deranged fury unto people whether they're actually in his jurisdiction or not. [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu #10'']] shows four distinct crimes committed outside of CWCville: the destruction of the [[4-cent garbage]] building, the murder of over one hundred alleged "trolls" in said destruction, breaking and entering, and destroying Internet files and property. There was no evidence to suggest that this act of mass murder was even investigated by the authorities, and the comic portrays this act of [[Twin Falling Towers|terrorism]] as Chris and his goons heroically defeating a gang of criminals.

Chris may be able to commit murder without being reprimanded, but of course this doesn't apply to everyone. Following the death of [[Simonla]], the culprits ([[Alec]], [[Mao]], [[Sean]] and [[Evan]]) are subjected to a show trial, and given no defense attorney by the state (violating the [[Wikipedia:Sixth Amendment to the United States Constitution|Sixth Amendment]]) forcing Sean to act as their lawyer despite being [[Tobacky|high as a kite]]. There is no solid evidence presented for the murder charge, aside from the Voltorb remote (which the prosecutor never tried to prove belonged to them) and wholly unreliable "psychic evidence" extracted by Magi-Chan. When they're railroaded and found guilty, they're ''killed by the people they've wronged'' (read: murdered brutally by cartoon characters), in a gross violation of the [[Wikipedia:Eighth Amendment to the United States Constitution|Eighth Amendment]] forbidding cruel and unusual punishment.

Demonstrating Chris's limited understanding of trials (as his knowledge of trials stems purely from television), the kangaroo court integrates both elements of civil and criminal trials. The Asperpedia Four are not only prosecuted for murder by a [[Marvey Blaziken|state attorney]], as per a criminal trial, but also charged with defamation of character, libel, and copyright infringement (as well as several charges such as "profanity to the max" that would hold no water in an actual court) by Chris and his cohorts, as per a civil trial. Surely enough, Chris, Sonichu, and Rosechu are sitting in a bench marked "PLAINTIF" [sic]. That both civil and criminal charges are included in one trial not only demonstrates a poor understanding of the courtroom process, but is further proof that Chris considers "slanderous mockeries" and other torts on par with major crimes such as murder and assault. To add to the equation, one cannot be given a death sentence (or any sentence, for that matter) for being guilty in a civil trial, but in the Asperpedia Four trial civil charges are the primary reason for the death sentence. In summary, the CWCville court system is a constitutional nightmare that violates multiple articles and amendments, and has no concept of due process. One must wonder why it is allowed to exist within the borders of the U.S.

Were it not obvious by now, any semblance of law in CWCville exists solely to further the wishes of its tyrannical (and murderous) mayor.

== References ==
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==See also==
*[[Parody]]
*[[Jerkop]]
*[[Manajerks]]
*[[Chris and copyright]]

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Hanna

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Shipper Of Heart:

[[Image:Hanna.jpg|left|thumb|150px|The original troll and our hero.]]
[[File:StarbucksCville2015.jpg|thumb|300px|The Starbucks in [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|Fashion Square Mall]], as it appeared in April 2015.]]
'''Hanna''' (later [[retconned]] as ''Fandanna'') is an IRL [[trolls|troll]] notable for smashing [[Chris]]'s [[heart level|heart]] down to 15%. To add insult to injury, this was right after the Heart Level jumped from 20% to 100%. Little is known about Hanna except that she works (or worked) at the [[Wikipedia:Starbucks|Starbucks]] Coffee in [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|Fashion Square Mall]] and likes [[Homos|Chuck Paladuck]] [''sic''], director [''sic''] of ''Fight Club''.<ref>His name is [[wikipedia:Chuck Palahniuk|Chuck Palahniuk]], and he wrote the novel that inspired the movie, which was directed by [[wikipedia:David Fincher|David Fincher]]. But Chris will be Chris.</ref> Hanna, realising that this joke was going on for too long, eventually told him that [[Trolls|the date was a joke]] and that she wasn't interested in being with a [[Obese|fat]], [[Hair|balding]], 23-year old [[Autism|autistic]] manchild. As a result, Chris let out a loud, anguished "[[Virgin with rage|NOOOOOOO]]" in his last conversation with her, which got him [[List of places that have banned Chris|banned]] from the mall.<ref>[[Vivitheg's AIM chat#ban|Vivitheg's AIM chat]]</ref>

Chris's run-in with Hanna was memorably recounted in [[Sub-Episode 2]]: Christian Chandler in "The Rise & Fall of My Heart". She has not been seen again, either in the comic or in real life.

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==Chris's Explanation of the Real Life Meeting==

{{quote|One day in March, 2005, I now go to [[Fashion Square Mall|Fashion Square]], on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays, with my Nintendo DS, GBAVideos, GBAJukebox, my [[Scrapbook of Fail|Sonichu Scrapbook]], and I've brought up some courage to start saying "Hello" to the girls I find very pretty, and possibly [[Boyfriend-free girl|Boyfriend-Free]].

Earlier this week, a girl, who shall remain nameless in this story, finally noticed and approached me. I was hoping for a moment like this. And she asked me to have a beverage with her and talk about things. I was very ESTATIC ''[sic]'', and my SHATTERED Heart had a speedy recovery back to 100%; We had a nice "Mini-Date," [[Creepy stare|I maintained Eye-Contact]], I was very attentive, and I took notes about her. I thought she was very pretty, I enjoyed her charming wit, and I found her to be a very nice and lovely girl. But, later on, as I was figuring out steps for future dates, I learned from a couple of [[gal pal|Gal-Pals]], that I have previously made at the Shopping Center, that my new girlfriend was not serious; she was setting me up for a prank. I could not believe it at first, so I found and asked her myself. Unfortunately it was true. I was shocked, and my heart was re-shattered down to being 15% intact.|Chris, from his [[MySpace]] page}}

==The Comic Explanation==
Since the comic's first issue (Issue 0) specifically states that all people in the comic are fictional and any relation to real life is coincidental, it is of course natural of Chris to go against this and completely name drop and add in a real life person. Chris details the events to the last detail- 1 year and eight months since the love quest began, and he has been recovering from a previous broken heart, currently at 20%, and eating 8 chicken nuggets. Fandanna/Hanna approaches in a shine of light, saying she had heard he was looking for a girlfriend. The two introduce themselves and she asks him to have coffee at the shop later. Chris freaks out internally, declaring his love quest over, his heart quickly making a 100% recovery. While he waits for her to arrive, Rosechu appears out of nowhere to say she had heard about the 'date', and Chris is happy all his hedgehogs are cheering him on. Then, he asks her to spread the word around CWCville (as it's a girl's duty to gossip). She first calls Bubbles, who has not been introduced and technically Rosechu should not know (until this episode became Issue 4, she did not know the Chaotic Combo- they appeared in Issue 3, and only Sonichu was seen meeting them at first). Chris and her talk, Fandanna/Hanna has an interest in playing guitar and reading Chuck Paladuck (as you know, he's the Director of Fight Club *rated R*). The talk immediately becomes about Chris as she asks him about the medallion, and he pulls out the Sonichu scrapbook. After the date, Chris gives her a "double-take flirt (whatever that is), then decides to call his entire family about meeting a girl and takes out his dating sim game to find out some dating tips. Rosechu is then seen talking to Wild (again, she should not know him when this was in Issue 2), and states if he were human, he'd fall for Fandanna/Hanna too. She stops briefly since her women powers cause her to hear gossip. Fandanna/Hanna's co-workers's ask if Chris is dreamy and if they hear wedding bells. Fandanna/Hanna explains that the date was a joke and it was the boss's idea to set her up (Since women would NEVER get the idea themselves to be mean to Chris, assuming the boss is a JERK). Rosechu is clearly holding the place of Chris's "gal-pals", as she tells Wild she will call him back and pities Chris, knowing it is the right thing to do to tell him.

Meanwhile, Chris is loitering and sitting on the floor, finding some "good" pick up lines to lay on Fandanna/Hanna ("So, do angels have names?"). Rosechu tells him what she overheard and, because she's not Sonichu or any of his male characters, Chris does not believe her and decides to go ask himself, asking Rosechu to keep his spot warm (???). He meets up with Fandanna/Hanna and point-blank asks if the date was a joke, to which she says she's sorry, but yes. Chris pleads, asking if any of their special moment meant anything, to which she responds with a simple "no". Chris's heart shatters to 15% and he belts out NOOOOOOOOOOOO! The ending is Chris sending her an email trying to get her to pity him, complimenting her and saying he has had his heart shattered and she made it all better. He believes telling her he was on the Honor Roll will help, and she knows where to find him if she changes her mind. He then asks if she's boyfriend free, and if she smokes (smoking is a turn off for him). Whether or not he actually emailed her is unknown. Perhaps this was a plea for her if she were to come across the comic.
==Footnotes==
<references/>

==Sources==
*[[Vivitheg's AIM chat#ban|Vivitheg's AIM chat]]
*[[Jackie e-mails part 2#ban|Jackie e-mails part 2]]
*[[CWC's Diary#March_2005|CWC's Diary]]

{{People}}
{{Sweethearts}}

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Our signatures

2018-03-29T00:25:04Z

Shipper Of Heart:

'''Our signatures''' is a video of Chris and Barb signing their names, in response to a fan who questioned whether Barb's signature was real after [[Selling Vintage Comic Books (Cole Smithey’s Comic Books)|purchasing one of Cole's comics]]<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/3-14-selling-cole-smitheys-vintage-comics.40455/page-16#post-3183813</ref>. This is the first video in which Barb's room can be seen, Chris has clearly been taking very good care of Barb as she sleeps on a mattress on the floor surrounded by piles of boxes, papers, and junk that could fall on her in the middle of the night. Also, the yoshi plushie that Chris gave Bob for Christmas many years ago survived the fire as it can be seen on top of the fridge. It's also interesting to note that Chris calls Barb "mommy" and "dear" in the video, and Barb at moments looks like she is being held hostage.
==Video==
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| name = Our signatures
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| stardate = 28 [[March 2018]]
| subject = {{Marketing|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| saga = {{Business|text}}
| shirt =
| previous = [[Twitch]]
| next =
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==Description==
{{quotebox|My mom and I signing our names }}

== Transcript ==
Chris: Hello everyone, this is Christine Chandler coming to you live from home once again (jumpcut) and we're going upstairs for a moment. Hey mom? Barb (offscreen): Yeah?

Chris: Uhtrouble you for a moment? (Note how Chris sounds slightly out of breath while walking up the stairs)

Barb (offscreen): Be there in a moment.

Chris: Uh you'll be there in a...bit, I have the camera running right (voice crack) nOW. (blows out air)We talked about the signature... (unintelligible noise). so everybody right here, this is my mom, Barbara. And what we're doing today is... apparently there is a complaint from a customer, let me turn on the overhead light here if I can..ass-muster it. (stress sigh) Light light (click sound from light cord) was that the light yeah that's the light- light's not turning on that one or is it..? It's not turning on that one- heh... I'll turn myself around yeah here we go, better light situation, okay. There's my mom, Barbara Ann, and I'm giving her my (too close to the mic) '''''Pen. My..Pen you see.'''' And I want you s- and she's signing her name, and dating today's date. Ah shoot...what's today? I didn't check. (Stress sigh) Well just put down uh..wait a minute I can check the ca- my mom has a calendar..uhm..shoot, Ye-I believe today's the...

Barb:28th

Chris: Yeah, there you go. It's the 28th so go ahead and...Alright, so yeah, you just wrote that..and it's (unintelligible) 28th, 2018. Alright, and now I'll sign it. We're doing this today (too close to mic again) '''''BECAuse''''', a cust- a..somebody complained about my mother's signature not being legitimate compared to mine. So, there's mother's signature, she just signed it. And here's...My signature.

Chris: So hopefully, this uh, settles that dispute-just gotta make sure I can see that fully...Ah, too much light behind me. The clipboard's transparent but you guys, y'all call(?) can see..there's mine, and my mother's...There's differences. So that's what our signature's look like respectively. M'kay? And uh, (baby-talk voice) mommy, yawanna say hewwo?

Barb: (looking like she's being held hostage)...Hello.

Chris: (still in that voice) See? There she is!...Okay. Alright, thank you, dear.

Barb (offscreen): Okay

Chris: Alright, so hopefully y'all will take that for a good lesson and uh...talk to y'all next time.
'''
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Our signatures

2018-03-29T00:23:16Z

Shipper Of Heart: /* Transcript */

{{transcript}}

'''Our signatures''' is a video of Chris and Barb signing their names, in response to a fan who questioned whether Barb's signature was real after [[Selling Vintage Comic Books (Cole Smithey’s Comic Books)|purchasing one of Cole's comics]]<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/3-14-selling-cole-smitheys-vintage-comics.40455/page-16#post-3183813</ref>. This is the first video in which Barb's room can be seen, Chris has clearly been taking very good care of Barb as she sleeps on a mattress on the floor surrounded by piles of boxes, papers, and junk that could fall on her in the middle of the night. Also, the yoshi plushie that Chris gave Bob for Christmas many years ago survived the fire as it can be seen on top of the fridge.
==Video==
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| name = Our signatures
| video = {{#ev:youtube|CFWRInLRcqc}}
| stardate = 28 [[March 2018]]
| subject = {{Marketing|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| saga = {{Business|text}}
| shirt =
| previous = [[Twitch]]
| next =
}}

==Description==
{{quotebox|My mom and I signing our names }}

== Transcript ==
Chris: Hello everyone, this is Christine Chandler coming to you live from home once again (jumpcut) and we're going upstairs for a moment. Hey mom? Barb (offscreen): Yeah?

Chris: Uhtrouble you for a moment? (Note how Chris sounds slightly out of breath while walking up the stairs)

Barb (offscreen): Be there in a moment.

Chris: Uh you'll be there in a...bit, I have the camera running right (voice crack) nOW. (blows out air)We talked about the signature... (unintelligible noise). so everybody right here, this is my mom, Barbara. And what we're doing today is... apparently there is a complaint from a customer, let me turn on the overhead light here if I can..ass-muster it. (stress sigh) Light light (click sound from light cord) was that the light yeah that's the light- light's not turning on that one or is it..? It's not turning on that one- heh... I'll turn myself around yeah here we go, better light situation, okay. There's my mom, Barbara Ann, and I'm giving her my (too close to the mic) '''''Pen. My..Pen you see.'''' And I want you s- and she's signing her name, and dating today's date. Ah shoot...what's today? I didn't check. (Stress sigh) Well just put down uh..wait a minute I can check the ca- my mom has a calendar..uhm..shoot, Ye-I believe today's the...

Barb:28th

Chris: Yeah, there you go. It's the 28th so go ahead and...Alright, so yeah, you just wrote that..and it's (unintelligible) 28th, 2018. Alright, and now I'll sign it. We're doing this today (too close to mic again) '''''BECAuse''''', a cust- a..somebody complained about my mother's signature not being legitimate compared to mine. So, there's mother's signature, she just signed it. And here's...My signature.

Chris: So hopefully, this uh, settles that dispute-just gotta make sure I can see that fully...Ah, too much light behind me. The clipboard's transparent but you guys, y'all call(?) can see..there's mine, and my mother's...There's differences. So that's what our signature's look like respectively. M'kay? And uh, (baby-talk voice) mommy, yawanna say hewwo?

Barb: (looking like she's being held hostage)...Hello.

Chris: (still in that voice) See? There she is!...Okay. Alright, thank you, dear.

Barb (offscreen): Okay

Chris: Alright, so hopefully y'all will take that for a good lesson and uh...talk to y'all next time.
'''
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User:Shipper Of Heart

2018-03-28T02:37:36Z

Shipper Of Heart:

{{Americunt}} {{BoyfriendFreeGirl}} {{Asexual}} {{Agnostic}} {{Transcriber}}

A Jr. Christorian in the making- mainly interested in adding info to the comic pages nobody else has put in.

Working on a Sonichu reboot currently, may possibly show it to Chris

for example-Rosechu is going to be very independent and stand up for herself with her abilities. She's not going to fall for Sonichu immediately and start out disliking him. She will also be based on Roselia as well as the Mobian/Pikachu mix. The Mobimon (Sonichus/Rosechus) will be created by Robotnik/Eggman instead of a Chaos Rainbow spitting out the species. Chris is going to be a child of undetermined gender who created Sonichu on drawings- Robotnik/Eggman being their uncle and creating Sonichu to give Chris a friend.

The characters will also be not just straight- a mix of the LGBTQAI+

Chris will have some part in the comic, but will not be the main focus- usually as a side story as Sonichu and the others are on their own.

Mary Lee Walsh/Slawheel will be Robotnik/Eggman's neighbor who Chris thinks is a witch. After she babysits, they learn she is not a witch but is instead very nice and cool.

Also adding in a new character-Flame the Fire/Electric type. She is a lesbian that Bubbles falls in love with- cheating on Blake (who is asexual).

Sonichu and Rosechu's future children will have their own stories- all coming to realizations in their later teen years.
-Robbie (who becomes known as Robin) is a transgirl.
-Cerah (who becomes known as C) is nonbinary.
-Christine (who becomes known as Westley) is a transboy.

All is a WIP

User:Shipper Of Heart

2018-03-28T02:26:38Z

Shipper Of Heart:

{{Americunt}} {{BoyfriendFreeGirl}} {{Asexual}} {{Agnostic}}

A Jr. Christorian in the making- mainly interested in adding info to the comic pages nobody else has put in.

Working on a Sonichu reboot currently, may possibly show it to Chris

for example-Rosechu is going to be very independent and stand up for herself with her abilities. She's not going to fall for Sonichu immediately and start out disliking him. She will also be based on Roselia as well as the Mobian/Pikachu mix. The Mobimon (Sonichus/Rosechus) will be created by Robotnik/Eggman instead of a Chaos Rainbow spitting out the species. Chris is going to be a child of undetermined gender who created Sonichu on drawings- Robotnik/Eggman being their uncle and creating Sonichu to give Chris a friend.

The characters will also be not just straight- a mix of the LGBTQAI+

Chris will have some part in the comic, but will not be the main focus- usually as a side story as Sonichu and the others are on their own.

Mary Lee Walsh/Slawheel will be Robotnik/Eggman's neighbor who Chris thinks is a witch. After she babysits, they learn she is not a witch but is instead very nice and cool.

Also adding in a new character-Flame the Fire/Electric type. She is a lesbian that Bubbles falls in love with- cheating on Blake (who is asexual).

Sonichu and Rosechu's future children will have their own stories- all coming to realizations in their later teen years.
-Robbie (who becomes known as Robin) is a transgirl.
-Cerah (who becomes known as C) is nonbinary.
-Christine (who becomes known as Westley) is a transboy.

All is a WIP

User:Shipper Of Heart

2018-03-28T02:19:02Z

Shipper Of Heart:

{{Americunt}} {{BoyfriendFreeGirl}} {{Asexual}}

A Jr. Christorian in the making- mainly interested in adding info to the comic pages nobody else has put in.

Working on a Sonichu reboot currently, may possibly show it to Chris

for example-Rosechu is going to be very independent and stand up for herself with her abilities. She's not going to fall for Sonichu immediately and start out disliking him. She will also be based on Roselia as well as the Mobian/Pikachu mix. The Mobimon (Sonichus/Rosechus) will be created by Robotnik/Eggman instead of a Chaos Rainbow spitting out the species. Chris is going to be a child of undetermined gender who created Sonichu on drawings- Robotnik/Eggman being their uncle and creating Sonichu to give Chris a friend.

The characters will also be not just straight- a mix of the LGBTQAI+

Chris will have some part in the comic, but will not be the main focus- usually as a side story as Sonichu and the others are on their own.

Mary Lee Walsh/Slawheel will be Robotnik/Eggman's neighbor who Chris thinks is a witch. After she babysits, they learn she is not a witch but is instead very nice and cool.

Also adding in a new character-Flame the Fire/Electric type. She is a lesbian that Bubbles falls in love with- cheating on Blake (who is asexual).

Sonichu and Rosechu's future children will have their own stories- all coming to realizations in their later teen years.
-Robbie (who becomes known as Robin) is a transgirl.
-Cerah (who becomes known as C) is nonbinary.
-Christine (who becomes known as Westley) is a transboy.

All is a WIP

User:Shipper Of Heart

2018-03-28T02:15:38Z

Shipper Of Heart:

{{Americunt}}

A Jr. Christorian in the making- mainly interested in adding info to the comic pages nobody else has put in.

Working on a Sonichu reboot currently, may possibly show it to Chris

for example-Rosechu is going to be very independent and stand up for herself with her abilities. She's not going to fall for Sonichu immediately and start out disliking him. She will also be based on Roselia as well as the Mobian/Pikachu mix. The Mobimon (Sonichus/Rosechus) will be created by Robotnik/Eggman instead of a Chaos Rainbow spitting out the species. Chris is going to be a child of undetermined gender who created Sonichu on drawings- Robotnik/Eggman being their uncle and creating Sonichu to give Chris a friend.

The characters will also be not just straight- a mix of the LGBTQAI+

Chris will have some part in the comic, but will not be the main focus- usually as a side story as Sonichu and the others are on their own.

Mary Lee Walsh/Slawheel will be Robotnik/Eggman's neighbor who Chris thinks is a witch. After she babysits, they learn she is not a witch but is instead very nice and cool.

Also adding in a new character-Flame the Fire/Electric type. She is a lesbian that Bubbles falls in love with- cheating on Blake (who is asexual).

Sonichu and Rosechu's future children will have their own stories- all coming to realizations in their later teen years.
-Robbie (who becomes known as Robin) is a transgirl.
-Cerah (who becomes known as C) is nonbinary.
-Christine (who becomes known as Westley) is a transboy.

All is a WIP

Sonichu chronology

2018-03-28T00:42:00Z

Shipper Of Heart: /* 2009 */

{{Dated}}
{{Articleofthenow}}
[[Image:CWCVoid03.jpg|thumb|right|Even Chris can't keep this shit straight.]]
The '''chronology of events''' in ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'', [[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s magnum opus, is extremely complicated for a series that has yet to see 14 issues. As with most of Chris's work, only the [[CWCki]] is capable of untangling the mess to establish when the hell things actually happened, and in what order.

There is considerable confusion as to the passage of time in ''Sonichu''. Although none of the characters seems to age at all (which would be consistent with most comics, video games, and cartoons), by late [[2008]] Chris had begun making it clear that several years had passed during the course of the storyline. We may never know if this had been his intent all along; it's equally possible that he suddenly made the announcement in reaction to [[trolls]] believing that [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] were underage at the time of their sex scene in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]. Since then Chris has clarified that the adventures in Episodes 1–11 take place several years before he drew them. Stories involving Chris, however, such as the [[Sub-Episode]]s and Episodes 12 & 12.5, generally occur closer to the time-frame in which Chris drew them, usually to better coincide with the real-world events that inspired them. After that, however, events in the comic begin to fall behind real time; in mid-2008 Chris established the events of Episodes 13–17 as having occurred in the fall of 2007, nearly a year earlier. Later stories would make greater effort to show when they took place, which only served to show the gap widening. When Chris abandoned the series in [[February 2010]], he had left off with a [[Christmas]] story set in December 2008. When he resumed it in [[2017]], the series had only reached 2009.

Further complicating the continuity is Chris's gratuitous use of time travel. Although he wanted to show the [[Chaotic Combo]] hatching from eggs and growing up, this was at odds with his desire to make them contemporaries of Sonichu. Chris's solution was to reveal that the [[rainbow]] that created Sonichu and Rosechu created eggs that traveled backward in time, with most of them ending up (amazingly) in Virginia around the time Sonichu and Rosechu were born. In fact, nearly every major event in the comic's backstory that happened before the rainbow was caused ''by'' the rainbow. Later, Chris would devote all of [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] to a time-travel story in which he visits his past self before getting lost in a time void where he can observe "future" events--that is, things that had already happened to the real Chris. The fictional Chris later travels to the future, and upon returning to 2008 coordinates to eradicate homosexuality by February 2009, even though the real Chris was writing all this in [[January 2010]] and was fully aware [[homos]] still roamed the earth. When Chris recommenced the series in 2017, this led to more headaches as the modern Chris is now a lesbian transwoman who supports the SLGTBQ and such. More clumsy time travel and [[retcons]] were needed to change the homosexuality vaccine storyline to a '[[Nombie-zazis|Nombie-zazi]]' vaccine instead, and during Chris's sojourn in the future he learned about tomgirlism from his future self before returning to 2007 as a tomgirl, even though in the real world Chris only changed over in 2014.

The following is a timeline of events depicted in ''Sonichu'' canon, either in the comics themselves or in commentaries by Chris on the [[CWCipedia]] and elsewhere. Where necessary, ambiguous events have been noted with speculated dates. Events erased by retconning are in ''italics''.

<div class="toclimit-2">__TOC__</div>

==The distant past==
*The [[Cherokian Clan]] (led by their [[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan|ancient leader]], later reincarnated as [[Christian Weston Chandler]]) feud with the [[Wasabi Clan]] (led by an ancestor of [[Wes Iseli]]) over the leader's [[Queen of the Cherokian Clan|queen]] (later reincarnated as [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]]).
*The two clans later join forces to defeat [[Count Graduon]], imprisoning him within a magic scepter.
*Afterwards, the Wasabi continue to try to steal the [[Cherokian crown]], but do not succeed.

==Pre-1980==

* '''1900''': The [[Sonichu Balls]] are created by the power of the [[Chaotic Rainbow]], and sealed within the Ancient Tablet in the kingdom of [[RuleCWC]].<ref name=cwcipediaSonichu/>
* '''1929/30''': Birth of [[Inos]].
*'''1930s/40s''': [[Beel]] acts as main assistant to Adolf Hitler.

==1980s==
===1979/80===
'''Date unknown''' (between 28 June 1979 and 27 June 1980)<ref name="sonichu6"/>
*Birth of [[Allison Amber]].

===1981===
'''Date unknown'''
*Birth of [[The High School Story|Terrah LeAnne Yowman]].
''According to The High School Story, Terrah graduated on 1999.<ref name=cwcipediapvcc/> Presuming she was 18 years old at the time, it can be inferred that her year of birth is 1981.''

===1982===

'''24 February'''
* The twins [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Christopher Weston Chandler]] and [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal Weston Chandler]] are born.
* The city of [[CWCville]] is founded by [[Bob Chandler]], and apparently named after the initials of his infant son Chris.<ref name="sonichu8"/>
*CWCville Museum established.

'''13 October'''
*Birth of [[Sarah Nicole Hammer#Sarah in the comic|Sarah Hammer / Nicole Rammer]].

===1984===
* [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|Naitsirhc]] is born, son of Giovanni and an unknown mother.<ref name=cwcipediaSonichu>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu "Sonichu"], on CWCipedia</ref>

===1985===

* The CWC-Cola bottling company in CWCville opens in this year.<ref name="sonichu8"/>

'''15 May'''
* [[Darkbind Sonichu]] is born.<ref name=cwcipediaSonichu/> Apparently coming from the same rainbow that spawned the Chaotic Combo, his egg was dropped in the middle of RuleCWC forest where he was found by a [[parody]] of Link.<ref>[[Wallflower E-mails 2]]</ref>

===1986===

* [[Kel]] is born.<ref name=cwcipediaSonichu/>
* [[DJ Jamsta]] is born.<ref name=sonichu8/>

'''23 July'''
*[[Sailor Megtune]] is born.

'''13 November'''
* [[Bionic the Hedgehog]] is born.<ref name=cwcipediaSonichu/>

===1987===

* [[Lolisa Rosechu]] is born.<ref name=sonichu8/>

===1988===

* [[Simonla Rosechu]] is born.<ref name=sonichu8/>

'''17 March'''
* The [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|former date]] of the hatching of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]. <ref name=cwcipediaSonichu/> Chris's beloved dog [[Patti]], who would later on be [[Patti-Chan|reincarnated into the comic]], was born on this day.<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Eulogy_for_Patti&oldid=4455 Eulogy for Patti] on Cwcipedia</ref>

'''21 August'''
* [[Zelina Rosechu]] is born.<ref name=cwcipediaSonichu/> Also conveniently from the same damn rainbow, her egg landed in the heart of the RuleCWC royal palace where it was adopted by a pair of (really desperate) childless monarchs.<ref>[[Wallflower E-mails 2]]</ref>

'''22 December'''
* The [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|former date]] of the hatching of [[Rosechu]].<ref name=sonichu8>[[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]</ref>

===1989===

'''1 February'''
* [[Silvana Rosechu]] is born on Earth's [[Moon]], hatched from an egg sent from the future by the Chaotic Rainbow. Despite being imprisoned by the [[Cherokian Clan]], and years away from release, [[Count Graduon]] rears the Pokémon and eventually grants her great power in exchange for turning her into an intersex shapeshifter.<ref name=sonichu8/>

'''2 February'''

* Many of the eggs created by the Chaotic Rainbow are sent through time to this date.<ref name=cwcipediaSonichu/> These eggs would hatch into [[Sonee]]s and [[Rosey]]s that would later evolve into [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]]s and [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechu]]s, although these new species of Pokémon would go undocumented and unnamed until the creation of Sonichu and Rosechu in June 1998.
''Chris has claimed that'' all ''the Electric Hedgehog Pokémon except Sonichu, Rosechu, and Blake came from eggs sent back in time to 2 February 1989, but he's also established that Darkbind, Zelina, Jamsta, Lolisa, Simonla, and Silvana are too old to have been born on this date. Blazebob, Chloe, and Zapina are born much later for reasons unaccounted for.''
* '''[[Episode 10]]''': [[Wild]], [[Punchy]], [[Bubbles]], [[Angelica]], and [[Magi-chan]] all hatch from their eggs. They will later be adopted by various caregivers and evolve into Sonichus and Rosechus.<ref name=sonichu3>[[Sonichu 3|''Sonichu'' #3]]</ref><ref name=sonichu8/>

'''1989 or 1990'''

*Birth of [[Layla]]

==1990s==

===1990===

* [[Blazebob Sonichu]] is born.<ref name="sonichu9"/>
* The species of [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] are finally classified around this year, despite the fact that the names "Sonichu" and "Rosechu" would not be invented for another eight years.<ref name="cwcipediaMailbag2">[[Mailbag 2]]</ref>

===1991===

* [[Chloe Rosechu]] is born.<ref name="sonichu9"/>

===1992===
'''8 January'''

* The Pokémon who would become [[Rosechu]] hatches as a Pichu.

'''20 April'''

* The Pokémon who would become [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] hatches as a Pichu.

===1993===

* [[Zapina Rosechu]] is born.<ref name=sonichu8/>

===1994===

'''26 February'''
* The Pokémon who would become Sonichu evolves from a Pichu into a Pikachu.<ref name=cwcipediaSonichu/>

===1996===

'''Spring'''

* The Pichu who would become Rosechu is caught by a Pokémon trainer working for Professor Oak. She is later given to Kel, under whose tutelage she evolves into a Raichu.<ref name="cwcipediaRosechu">[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Rosechu "Rosechu"] on Cwcipedia</ref>

'''13 November'''
* Chris Chandler, 14, is by now a freshman at [[Manchester High School]], where he manages the varsity basketball team.<ref name=sonichu7/>
* [[Bionic the Hedgehog]], despite being born in 1986, is nevertheless created, fully grown, when Chris is inspired to create him upon being struck in the head by an object he believes to be a basketball.<ref name=sonichu7/>
* The Chris, Sonichu, and Magi-chan of 2 November 2007 travel in time back to this date as they have realized that it was an errant [[Sonichu Ball]], not a basketball, that hit Chris on the head. To protect the integrity of the timeline, the trio arrange events so that the Sonichu Ball is removed from the scene and replaced with a basketball to fulfill Chris and Bionic's destiny.<ref name=sonichu7/>

===1998===

* The evil wizard [[Clawdorf]] uses the Sonichu Balls to cast a sleeping spell upon Zelina Rosechu, moments before Darkbind Sonichu can propose marriage to her. The power of the Sonichu Balls simultaneously turns Clawdorf to stone. Darkbind swears to find all of the Sonichu Balls and lift the curse.<ref name="sonichu6"></ref><ref name=sonichu10>[[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]</ref>

'''2 February'''

* Chris begins wearing [[Pedo-Glasses|glasses]].<ref name=sonichu7/>

'''June'''
* The events of Sonic Adventure, in which [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] battles Chaos, occur in June of this year.<ref name=cwcipediaSonichu/>

* '''[[Episode 1]]''': In the final battle between Sonic and the [[Perfect Chaos Monster]], Sonic uses the [[Chaos Emeralds]] to transform into Super Sonic. Meanwhile, a Pikachu rushes to the scene to help and inadvertently collides with Sonic. The collision creates the Chaotic Rainbow, a massive burst of magical energy that stretches across the sky. At the source of the rainbow, the Pikachu is transformed into a new species of Electric Hedgehog Pokémon that can talk like humans. After helping Sonic defeat Chaos, the new Pokémon names both itself and its species "Sonichu." The rainbow touches down at Kel's house, striking her Girl Raichu and transforming it into a similar hedgehog Pokémon, who names herself Rosechu.<ref name=sonichu0>[[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]]</ref>
 ''Sonichu #0 says that Sonichu is 16 years old and Rosechu is 15, which would be true in 2004 when the comic was drawn but not in 1998, when Chris later declared the story took place.''
* The [[Chaotic Rainbow]] magically creates "countless" eggs which are strewn across time and space.<ref name=sonichu3/> (later revised to "Sixty-Nine Special [[Sonee]] and [[Rosey]] Eggs, and the Thousands of Regular Sonee and Rosey Eggs") Additionally, it creates the [[Sonichu Balls]], which are thrown back to the year 1900.<ref name=cwcipediaSonichu/>

''' July'''
* '''[[Episode 2]]''': After weeks of wandering through the forest like a wild Pokémon, Sonichu discovers the home of Kel and Rosechu and decides to ask for food. He and Rosechu instantly fall in love, and on 4 July they share their first kiss.<ref name=sonichu0/><ref name=cwcipediaSonichu/>

'''8/12 August'''<ref name=cwcipediaSonichu/>
<ref name=cwcipediaBlake>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Blake_Black_Sonichu "Blake Black Sonichu"], on CWCipedia</ref>
* '''[[Episode 3]]''': Sonichu and Rosechu go shopping and encounter Naitsirhc, the 14-year-old son of Giovanni. Sonichu saves CWCville from Naitsirhc and meets Christian Weston Chandler, the mayor of CWCville, who congratulates him.<ref name=sonichu0/><ref name=cwcipediaSonichu/>

===1999===

'''Date unknown'''
* Wild Sonichu's adoptive father, a Scyther, is captured by poachers, leaving Wild to become the guardian of the forest.<ref name="sonichu8"/><ref name="cwcipediaWild">[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Wild_Sonichu "Wild Sonichu"] on CWCipedia</ref>
* Punchy Sonichu, having learned all he can at Shinabe's dojo, travels westward to China, Europe and America.<ref name="cwcipediaPunchy">[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Punchy_Sonichu "Punchy Sonichu"] on CWCipedia</ref>
* [[The High School Story|Terrah LeAnne Yowman]] asks [[Tiffany Gowen|Tippanston Gowen]] to the [[Manchester High School#The Seinor Prom|Seinor Prom]] where they share a dance and a kiss. Unbeknownst to Terrah, Tippanston is planning to propose to her that night but does not get the chance to do so as Terrah destroys the Menchi-Nasu High school building during a fit of tardrage, all because she didn't get an award for her creativity during the [[Manchester_High_School#Graduation|Seinor Awards Ceremony]]. Everybody at the prom dies and Terrah's ghost is left to haunt the place.<ref name=cwcipediapvcc/>

'''21/22 March'''<ref name=sonichu8/><ref name=cwcipediaBlake/>
* '''[[Episode 4]]''': Months after Naitsirhc collected Sonichu's DNA, Giovanni and [[Robotnik]] are able to use their cloning machines to create a clone of Sonichu that will be named [[Black Sonichu]].<ref name=sonichu1>[[Sonichu 1|''Sonichu'' #1]]</ref> Black Sonichu is "born" with the body of an 11-year-old Sonichu.<ref name=sonichu8/>

'''14 August (or 22 July)'''<ref name=cwcipediaSonichu/><ref name=cwcipediaBlake/>
* '''[[Episode 5]]''': Black Sonichu kidnaps Rosechu to lure Sonichu into Giovanni and Robotnik's trap.<ref name=sonichu1/>
* '''[[Episode 6]]''': With Sonic's help, Sonichu defeats the villains and rescues his heartsweet.<ref name=sonichu1/>

==2000s==

===2000===

* Having mastered all knowledge, Magi-Chan ventures out into world, leaving his mountain home for the first time.<ref name="cwcipediaMagiChan">[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Magi-Chan_Sonichu "Magi-Chan Sonichu"] on CWCipedia</ref>

* In recognition of their heroic deeds, Chris offers to provide a house for Sonichu and Rosechu in CWCville.<ref name=cwcipediaSonichu/>

'''18 February'''

* Kel poses with Rosechu and her other Pokémon for a portrait commemorating her career as a Pokémon trainer.<ref name="cwcipediaRosechu"/>

'''27 May'''
* Construction on the house at 14 Brunchville Lane is completed on 27 May.<ref name=cwcipediaSonichu/>

'''8 June'''
* Sonichu and Rosechu part ways with Kel, and move into their new home at 14 Brunchville Lane. Kel, who is 14, moves on to becoming a Pokémon Master.<ref name=cwcipediaSonichu/>

''Chris has also put this event in November 1998.<ref name="cwcipediaRosechu"/>''

'''July'''
* Christian Weston Chandler begins working as Mayor of CWCville at the age of 18.<ref name=cwcipediapvcc/>

''Note that this is years after he was shown to be mayor in ''Sonichu'' #1, and months after he used his mayoral stroke to give Sonichu a house.''

===2002===

'''15 May'''
* '''[[Episode 11]]''': Black Sonichu is sent by Naitsirhc to steal the [[Legendary Master Sunstone]] from [[Flame the Sunbird]]. Sonichu learns of these plans and plans to intervene. Both of them happen to encounter Wild, Angelica, Punchy, Bubbles, and Magi-Chan, who join forces as the [[Chaotic Combo]] to help Sonichu teach the black hedgehog a lesson.<ref name=sonichu3/><ref name=cwcipediaSonichu/>

===2003===

'''August'''

* Chris officially begins his [[Love Quest]].

'''7 October'''
* While Chris is attending classes at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] and trying to attract women with his [[sign]], [[Mary Lee Walsh]] flies toward him on her broomstick, destroys the sign, and tells him that [[Virginia is for Virgins|true love is illegal]].<ref name=cwcipediapvcc>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Private_villa_of_corrupted_citizens "Private villa of corrupted citizens"] on CWCipedia</ref>

===2004===

'''12 January'''

* '''[[Episode 7]]''': On his daily run, Sonichu discovers an ancient cave, inadvertently triggering the [[Anchuent Prophecy]] that releases Count Graduon and bestows Anchuent Powers to Chris, [[Sarah Hammer]], and [[Wes Iseli]].<ref name=sonichu2>[[Sonichu 2|''Sonichu'' #2]]</ref><ref name=cwcipediaSonichu/>
* '''[[Episode 8]]''': Chris, Sarah, and Wes fight amongst themselves and sort out their personal issues.<ref name=sonichu2/>
* '''[[Episode 9]]''': Using their new powers, [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]], Saramah Rosechu, and Wes-Li Sonichu confront Count Graduon, who is now in league with Mary Lee Walsh, and prevent them from destroying CWCville with a golem.<ref name=sonichu2/>

'''ca. March'''
* Mary Lee Walsh unleashes her first wave of [[Jerkops]] to "Break Up True, Honest Relationships between True Lovers." It falls to Chris to save true love and honesty.<ref name=cwcipediapvcc/>

'''18 March'''
* '''[[Classic Sonichu Strips]], 18 March 2004/[[Sub-Episode 3]]''': Chris uses his newly gained Anchuent Powers to become Chris-Chan Sonichu and launch a counter-strike against Mary Lee Walsh for her crimes against love. He fails, so Sonichu has to bail him out.<ref name=sonichu2>[[Sonichu 2|''Sonichu'' #2]]</ref><ref name=cwcipediaSonichu/>

''Sub-Episode 3 is an expanded version of the original strip from 2004.''

'''5 December'''
* '''[[Classic Sonichu Strips]], 5 December 2004''': Chris-Chan Sonichu falls into a trap set by Mary Lee Walsh. He is nearly defeated, so Saramah Rosechu has to bail him out.<ref name=sonichu0/><ref name=sonichu4/>

''Date is conjecture based on when Chris drew it. Sub-Episode 7 presents it as a flashback, occurring "months before" the main story.''

===2005===

'''late March'''
* '''[[Sub-Episode 1]]''': Over nineteen months into his [[Love Quest]], Chris is confronted at the mall by the [[Jerkhief]], and transforms into Chris-Chan Sonichu to defeat him.<ref name=sonichu0/>

'''29 March'''
* '''[[Sub-Episode 2]]''': Nearly twenty months into his Love Quest, Chris meets [[Hanna]], who pretends to want to date him. Rosechu alerts him to her deception and he bawls like a little bitch.<ref name=sonichu1/>

''Assumed to occur on the same day the real Chris got cockblocked by the real Hanna.<ref name="diaryMarch2005">[[Diary#March_2005]]</ref>''

'''17-19 June'''

* Chris attends the Anime Mid-Atlantic convention, where he "earns" a pair of [[Anime Wings]].

''Date is from when the real Chris attended the real con.''

'''late June'''
* '''[[Sub-Episode 4]]''': Over twenty-two months into his Love Quest, Chris is confronted in M-C-D-ville by the [[B-Manajerk]] and the [[Merried Seinor Comic]]. Unexpectedly, Chris discovers the ability to use his anime wings to become Super Chris-Chan Sonichu, and (with the timely assistance of Darkbind Sonichu) defeats his transgressors, prompting the W-M-Manajerk to intervene.<ref name=sonichu3/>
* '''[[Sub-Episode 5]]''': With Darkbind gone, Chris struggles against the W-M-Manajerk, so his sister [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]] has to bail him out.<ref name=sonichu4/>

''Sub-Episodes 4 and 5 are based two real incidents that happened on 20 and 22 June<ref name="diaryJune2005">[[Diary#June_2005]]</ref>; since Chris conflated them in his dramatization the exact date of the fictional version is not clear.''

'''late June-early July'''

* '''[[Sub-Episode 6]]''': Chris and Sonichu host a documentary on Jerkops, recalling a prior incident in which Chris and Crystal defeated the Jerkhief. [[ScotPalazzo]] watches in frustration.<ref name=sonichu4/>

''Date is conjecture. Presumed to have occurred between Sub-Episodes 5 and 6.''

'''20 July'''

* '''[[Sub-Episode 7]]''': Still seething from an earlier defeats, Mary Lee Walsh summons [[Bagget]] to defeat Chris once and for all.
* '''[[Sub-Episode 8]]''': Although Bagget successfully captures Chris and brings him to PVCC for execution, Crystal arrives to save Chris and together they cleanse Piedmont Virginia Community College of the corruption by the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]]. Walsh and Graduon retreat to [[Menchi-Nasu High]], where they encounter and subdue the ghost of Terrah LeAnne Yowman and begin building their new PVCC headquarters.<ref name=sonichu4>[[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu'' #4]]</ref><ref name=cwcipediapvcc/>

''The real-life events that inspired these sub-episodes occurred on 20 July 2005.<ref name="diaryJuly2005">[[Diary#July_2005]]</ref>''

===2006===

'''17 March'''
* Sonichu and Rosechu are married.<ref name=sonichu9>[[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]]</ref> During the ceremony, held at Samuel Memorial United Christian Church, Black Sonichu intends to attack, but when he sees Bubbles serving as one of Rosechu's bridesmaids he is left dumbstruck and unable to interrupt the wedding.<ref name=cwcipediaSonichu/>

''Note that the wedding occurs on Sonichu's 18th birthday, and only three months after Rosechu's 17th birthday. [http://law.findlaw.com/state-laws/marriage-age-requirements/virginia/ Uh-oh.]''

'''29 May'''

* '''[[Episode 12]]''': Sarah Hammer marries William Spicer, who inexplicably cosplays as a [[Yu-Gi-Oh]] character. Chris, using an invisibility barrier, observes the ceremony undetected, until Wes-Li Sonichu attacks and tries to kill Spicer. As Chris-Chan Sonichu, and with the help of [[Sailor Megtune]] and [[Megagi]], Chris stops Wes and allows the bride and groom to complete their nuptials. In gratitude, Sarah throws her bouquet to Chris.<ref name=sonichu5/>

''Date is from Chris's note that the story is drawn "for May 29, 2006"--presumably in reference to the real wedding of Sarah and William.''.

'''27 June'''

* '''[[Episode 12.5]]''': Chris's dog Patti is transformed into the anthropomorphic [[Patti-Chan]]. Chris invites her to live in CWCville on the taxpayers' dime.<ref name=sonichu6>[[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]]</ref><ref name=cwcipediaSonichu/>

'''29 June'''

* [[Cerah Rosey]], Sonichu and Rosechu's first daughter, is born.<ref name=cwcipediaSonichu/> As Rosechu's birth date is 22 December 1988,<ref name="cwcipediaRosechu"/> she was still a minor at the time.

'''7 October'''

* [[Christine Rosey]], Sonichu and Rosechu's second daughter, is born.<ref name=cwcipediaSonichu/> Rosechu is still 17.

===2007===

'''26 February'''
* [[Robbie Sonee]], Sonichu and Rosechu's first son, is born.<ref name=cwcipediaSonichu/>

'''11 October'''
* '''[[Episode 13]]''': Mary Lee Walsh's [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]] launches a mass invasion of CWCville. Chris-Chan Sonichu, Crystalina Rosechu, Sonichu, Rosechu, and the Chaotic Combo barely repel this invasion with the timely arrivals of Sailor Megtune and Megagi La Skunk. In a parting shot, Mary Lee Walsh attempts to imprison Chris in a Dark Mirror Hole. The exposure of Chris's Sonichu medallion to the dark energy fulfills a section of the Anchuent Prophecy that causes Naitsirhc (who is miles away) to transform into Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc. Crystal rescues Chris from the mirror but is imprisoned herself.<ref name=sonichu5>[[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]]</ref><ref name=cwcipediaSonichu/>
* '''[[Episode 14]]''': Mary Lee Walsh demands CWCville's surrender in exchange for Crystal's release. However, the arrival of Darkbind Sonichu and Patti-Chan turns the tide, and the PVCC forces retreat. After hours of trying to free Crystal, the heroes assemble to discuss how to obtain the seven Sonichu balls needed to break the spell of the dark mirror. Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc (as Reldnahc Ha-Taque) and Black Sonichu embark on a crime wave. Although Sonichu and Magi-Chan are able to appeal to Black Sonichu with reason, Reldnahc is only stopped through a pitched battle with Chris, culminating in the helpful assistance of the returning Bionic the Hedgehog<ref name=sonichu6/>
* During Chris's battle with Reldnahc, Black Sonichu is formally introduced to Bubbles, who reaches out to him and helps to redeem him. Later she suggests that he use the nickname "Blake," which he accepts appreciatively.<ref name=cwcipediaBlake/>

''Chris has set the date of the events of Epsiodes 13-14 to 29 April 2006<ref name=cwcipediaBlake/>, although that would be retarded even by Chris's standards, since that was months before Patti <s>died</s> turned into a furry and moved to CWCville.''

'''2 November'''

* Kel informs Rosechu of a website, [[4-cent_garbage.com]] that drags the names of Chris, Sonichu, and Rosechu through the muck.<ref name=sonichu8/>
* '''[[Episode 15]]''': Chris, Sonichu, and Magi-Chan determine that one of the Sonichu Balls is lost in the past, and travel to 13 November 1996 to retrieve it.
* '''[[Episode 16]]''': After Chris, Sonichu, and Magi-Chan recover the lost Sonichu Ball, its power hurls Chris clear of Magi-Chan's time bubble, causing him to be lost in the time void. Sonichu and Magi-Chan return without him and worry for their mayor's safe recovery. Then Sonichu and Rosechu plan to buy condoms and have sex. At PVCC headquarters, Mary Lee Walsh and the assembled villains plan to exploit Chris's absence and launch the most audacious attack on CWCville yet. On station KCWC, Jamsta and Lolisa interview Blanca, Jiggliami, and Robert Simmons V.<ref name=sonichu7>[[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]]</ref>

'''Precise date unknown'''

* Two misfortunes fall upon Megan - her [[Sailor Megtune]] powers are stripped by Chris and Megagi turns against her. The real life date in which these developments were reported was 3 [[October 2013]],<ref>[[October 2013 Facebook Posts#Megagi La Skunk agrees that you should have never been born]]</ref> but it is not known when they did occur within the Sonichu chronology. It can be inferred that said events happened after 2 November 2007, as both Megagi and comic-Chris have a cordial relationship with Megan during her last appearance in Episode 15.

'''3 November'''

* Zapina Rosechu has recently turned 14 years cute. ^_^ <ref name=sonichu8/>
* '''[[Episode 17]]''': As planned, Sonichu and Rosechu have graphic hardcore sex into the small hours of the night. That morning, Rosechu checks out 4-cent_garbage.com and finds salacious artwork of herself and her friends. Disgusted and outraged, Sonichu and Rosechu journey to 4-cent_garbage building in Clarksville, Tennessee to reason with the owner of the site. Wild accompanies them to look for one of the Sonichu Balls. When the evil Jason Kendrick Howell refuses to hear out Sonichu and Rosechu, Rosechu transforms into a unthinking beast and savages Howell. After Wild recovers the Sonichu Ball, Rosechu and her girlfriends (Angelica, Bubbles, Lolisa, Simonla, and Zapina) assemble at her house to plan a nude photoshoot to raise awareness of a woman's right not to be mistaken for a she-male.<ref name=sonichu8/>

'''20 December'''
* Ten weeks after being left comatose by Bionic the Hedgehog, Reldnahc awakens in the hospital and swears revenge (although he was at Mary Lee Walsh's meeting on 2 November).<ref name=sonichu6/>

'''22 December'''
* '''[[Episode 18|Episode 18 Prologue]]''': Rosechu, mother of three, celebrates her 19th birthday.<ref name=sonichu8/>

===2008===

''January''

* Three months after their first date, Blake quits Team Rocket and moves in with Bubbles.<ref name=cwcipediaBlake/> Despite the impression given by several [[CWCipedia]] articles (such as those on [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Bubbles_Rosechu Bubbles] and [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Blake_Black_Sonichu Blake]) that Blake's departure from the organization was uneventful, the sixth slide of [[The Sonichu Chronicles]] tells us that Team Rocket had not willingly allowed Blake to leave their ranks and that he had to flee from them.

'''2 February'''
* '''[[Episode 18|Episode 18 Prologue]]''': The Chaotic Combo (Wild, Angelica, Punchy, Magi-chan, and Bubbles) celebrate their 19th birthday at CWCville Mall.<ref name=sonichu8/>

'''17 March'''
* '''[[Episode 18|Episode 18 Prologue]]''': Sonichu's friends throw him a surprise party for his 20th birthday.<ref name=sonichu8/>

'''21 March'''
* '''[[Episode 18|Episode 18 Prologue]]''': Bubbles clandestinely visits Blake to celebrate what she considers to be his 20th birthday (he is in fact nine years old).<ref name=sonichu8/>

'''22 March'''
* '''[[Episode 18]]''': The hedgehogs celebrate Spring Break in CWCville at the beach. Blake pretends to be a jerk so Bubbles's friends won't know she's fucking him. Bubbles locates one of the Sonichu Balls. A Squirtle yawns. Using her shapeshifting powers Silvana fucks Blake and almost fucks Bubbles, for no apparent reason. Wild and Punchy decide to attend Dating Education.<ref name=sonichu8/>

'''beginning after 22 March, ending on 6 May'''

* '''[[Episode 19]]''': Wild, Punchy, [[Layla Flaaffy]], Simonla, [[Reginald Sneasel]], and [[Ivy]] attend [[dating education]] classes at CWCville University. God and Jesus let both Ivy and Chris to communicate across the [[Time Void]].<ref name=sonichu9/>

'''Precise date unknown'''

* While responding to [[Evan]] in [[Mailbag 43#...Well, this is disturbing!|Mailbag 43]], Chris mentioned an incident where Simonchu interrupted a CWCville town hall meeting in order to tell [[Simonla]] to come back home with him to Ecgville. After Simonla refuses, Simonchu uses force but is thwarted by [[Wild]]. No mention was made of when did this happen, but Wild and Simonla appear to have already been a couple at that time, putting the incident's most likely date somewhere between 6 May 2008 and 9 August 2008 (Simonla's death).

'''4 June'''

* '''[[Episode 20]]''': PVCC uses its army of Decepticlones to launch a full-scale invasion of CWCville. The Chaotic Combo, Bionic and Megagi, Darkbind, and the [[Samurai Pizza Bots]] do their best to turn the tide. [[Sarah Cassandra McKenzie]] is killed when her apartment building is set ablaze by the attack. Ivy O'Neil is also horrifically killed when she falls in an elevator shaft and is strangled by one of the cables. In a final last stand, Sonichu engages in single combat with Mary Lee Walsh, defeats her, and then simply lets her escape with her followers.<ref name=sonichu9/>

'''9 August'''

* '''[[Episode 20|Episode 20 Epilogue]]''': Wild and Magi-chan rescue Chris from the Time Void.
* '''[[Episode 21]]''': Chris explains that the time void temporarily left him in the year 2015, where he helped develop a <s>homosexuality</s> Nombie-Zazi vaccine. He sends Magi-chan back to the future to pick up mass quantities of the vaccine to distribute in the water supply of the present day. Later, Chris travels to the 4-cent_garbage.com building, where his [[medallion]] is briefly stolen until he uses the real power in his [[high school ring]] to teleport it to safety. Chris then gathers [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|his band]] to finally destroy 4-cent_garbage with the power of rock. Magi-chan returns from time traveling to explain that, by 24 February 2009, the Nombie-Zazi vaccine will be distributed throughout the world. [[Meg Griffin]] wanders by to make out with Chris, but it turns out to be Silvana trolling him. Using the power of the assembled Sonichu Balls, Chris and Sonichu transform into [[Collosal Chris-chan]] and Ultra Sonichu; they proceed to free Crystal from the mirror, un-brainwash PVCC's Jerkops, awaken Zelina Rosechu, liberate [[Asperchu]] and his friends, release Count Graduon, and finally defeat Mary Lee Walsh. Chris delivers a mayoral address in which he effectively declares himself mayor for life. Alec, Mao, Sean, Evan, and [[Simonchu]] orchestrate the assassination of Simonla. Moments after Wild is told of Simonla's death, their child [[Sandy]] is born.<ref name=sonichu10/> At an unknown date afterwards [[Simonla Rosechu#Resurrection|Simonla was revived by Chris]].

'''16 August'''
* Sandy evolves from a Rosey into a Rosechu.
* '''[[Episode 21|Episode 21, Original]]''': ''One week after being arrested for the murder of Simonla, Alec, Mao, Sean and Evan are tried, convicted and horrifically executed for their crimes.''<ref name=sonichu10/>

'''18 August'''
* '''[[Book10Replacement|Episode 21, Revised]]''': One week after being arrested for the murder of Simonla, Alec, Mao, Sean, and Evan are tried, convicted and sentenced to live among the Amish for the rest of their lives, without Internet access and thus without the ability to [[troll]].<ref name=sonichu10r>[[Book10Replacement]]</ref>
* A week after the releasing of Graduon and the reversal of his spells on Silvana, Magi-Chan offers his friendship to Silvana. She cockblocks him.<ref name="cwcipediaMagiChan"/>

'''Mid-September'''
* '''[[Book10Replacement|Episode 21, Revised]]''': In the Amish community, Alec, Mao and Evan have a riveting conversation. Mao was apparently forced to take a wife.<ref name=sonichu10r/>

'''12-13 December'''

* '''[[Sonichu 11|Special Episode]]''': Sonichu and his family prepare to celebrate Christmas. Christine Rosey evolves.<ref name=sonichu11>[[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]]</ref>

'''15 December'''

*[[Simonla]] recovers from critical condition.

'''17 December'''

*'''[[Episode 23]]:''' [[Simonchu]] digs up fossils, a razor claw and several Voltorbs in West Virginia.

'''18 December'''
*Simonchu visits Sandy, Simonla and Wild. They go to CWCville Museum where [[Bananasaur]] is revived. He evolves, and is adopted by Punchy.

'''22 December'''
*Layla leaves Punchy, sick of David Bananasauros' bullshit.
*Angelica gives a Razor Claw to Reginald Sneasel. He evolves into a Weavile, and leaves Angelica.

'''23 December'''
*Reginald Weavile meets Angelica at McD's

'''25 December'''
*The characters celebrate Christmas. By now, Christine Weston Chandler is being helped by Magi-Chan to transition and has handed over the mayoralty to [[Allison Amber]].

'''27 December'''
*Reginald Weavile sleeps with Angelica.

'''28 December'''
*Punchy and Bananasauros are now roommates.
===2009===
'''17 February'''
*'''[[Episode 24]]:''' Robbie Sonee and Cera Rosey are bullied by a kid called [[Ferrah]], and Cera evolves.

'''24 February'''

* ''According to [[Magi-Chan]], by this time the Nombi-Zazi vaccine he brought back from the future to August 2008 will have been tested and distributed throughout the world's water supply, and all Nombi-Zazis have been cured. In honor of this event, the date is declared "Christian Love Day," in honor of [[Christian Weston Chandler (character)|Christian Weston Chandler]] rescuing millions of people from condemnation to Hell for their deviant perversions.'' (''this was originally a vaccine against homosexuality'')<ref name=sonichu10/>

'''March/April'''
*'''[[Episode 25]]:''' Robbie, a 2 year old, discusses his gender identity with his sister. He evolves.

'''Unknown date'''

* The first annual CWCville SLGBTQ Pride Festival takes place

'''28 April'''

* Cera is stuffing herself with food

'''1-2 May'''

* Sonichu dreams that he is forced to swim a river of brine to rescue Rosechu and Christine

''' May'''
*Rosechu and Cera work off their weight

'''30 June'''

*Roberta visits Magi-Chan in his tower; he confirms that she is 100% female-again, at the age of 2, he has boobs.

'''4 July'''

* Blake and Bubbles are married.<ref>[[I Am The TRUE, Original CCWC]]</ref>

'''21 August'''
*Sonic and Sonichu meet at the mall.

==2010s==
===2011===
'''8 August'''
*Roberta and Vulva Pie have a date.

===2014===

*Christian "has had many self-reflections towards his soul and identity."

'''4 November'''
*Roberta meets [[Mimi]] at the mall.

===2015===

*Christian is thrown forward in time from November 2007 and apparently learns from his [[tomgirl]] self. Chris becomes Christine Weston Chandler, a [[lesbian]] transwoman.
* ''Chris is by now married to [[Lovely Weather]] and has [[Daughter|a daughter named Crystal]].''

'''June'''
* ''The Chris of November 2007 is sent through time to this period. [[Lovely Weather]] mistakes the 2007-Chris for her husband, the 2015-Chris. The Chris of 2007 plays along and has sex with his future wife, losing his virginity through deception.''<ref name=sonichu10/>
*'' Scientists have isolated the genes involved in causing people to become homosexual. The Chris of 2007 participates in a study to find a cure. His blood samples are used to develop the first successful cure for homosexuality, although it will take several weeks to mass produce. Chris is paradoxically the first test subject for the cure.''
* ''The Chris of 2007 departs this time-frame to return to the Time Void. He takes with him two samples of the prototype homosexuality vaccine, so that he can cure [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]]. ''

'''31 July'''
* Magi-Chan arrives from August 2008 to pick up enough Nombi-Zazi vaccines to vaccinate every man, woman, and child in the year 2008. (''in the original version, this was a vaccine against homosexuality'')

'''25 November'''
*Roberta makes a Sonic Rainboom on Brunchville Lane.
===2017===

'''8 September'''
*The gang visit Equestria to hear "Love Is Love"

===2029===

* '''[[Classic Sonichu Strips]], 13 June 2004''': Sonichu has by now evolved into [[Metonic]]. Rosechu has by now evolved into [[Vamprosa]]. Metonic could cut one hundred logs before breakfast, but he already ate lunch and since it is therefore not "before breakfast" he will not cut any more logs. How lazy of him.<ref name=sonichu1/>

==References==
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{{Sonichu}}

[[Category:Comic]][[Category: Chronology]]

Talk:Main Page

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==Make a new Saga?==
Even though Chris has been less active over the less couple of years, he has recently (since early March) been giving infomation about what has been happening over the last couple of years. I think we should call this a new Saga "Revalation" Saga. [[User:14recinez|14recinez]] 3:40, 14 September 2013 (EST)

the new saga is the Black Sonichu DLC saga, i posted a link to chris chan's facebook post in the news page --[[User:Beanmachine91|Beanmachine91]] ([[User talk:Beanmachine91|talk]]) 01:02, 10 May 2015 (UTC)

==Note==
Flipnote Hatena will be shutting down May 31, 2013. Also chris 2013 article needs updating.

==Did you know..==
Some of the "Did you knows" sound really over-opinionated and A-loggy next to the A-log article of the now.

Ex. "...that Chris is a disgusting human being?", "That Chris cannot dance", I also have a personal gripe with, "...that Chris was born on 24 February, the same day the Nazi party was founded?", as it associates CWC with Nazis. [[User:Cleftpalete|Cleftpalete]] 10:18, 16 December 2012 (PST)

Did you know "Chris declared his birthday national Christian Love day? He thought this was better than Mexican Flag day which is on his birthday February 24"
[[User:MsAuntieMama|MsAuntieMama]] 10:16 May 2015 (EST)

==ohinternet==
Should we include a da update about ED and ohinternet considering their past relationship? [[Supersheep|Supersheep]] 23:38, 19 April 2011 (EST)

==Happy Sonichu Day!==

Is Sonichu 11 or 23? Also, is it possible to make the Sonichu page the now article? --[[User:TheIronFjord|TheIronFjord]] 21:33, 16 March 2011 (PDT)

==PSN Tracker==
I have Chris on my friends list on the PSTriple.
How would I go about contributing to the PSN tracker? [[User:Dillon627|Dillon627]] 06:30, 28 January 2011 (PST)

==Protect the templates==
Seeing how the main page itself is protected, why not protect the templates as well? [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 16:49, 11 September 2010 (PDT)
*There's already cascading protection for all the front page templates. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:51, 11 September 2010 (PDT)
*Stop freaking out about this spammer shit, Champ has it under control --[[User:Megaman|Megaman]] 16:53, 11 September 2010 (PDT)

== new vid ==

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzAJvMKQeJA&feature=player_embedded

can't add news so there you go--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 13:38, 16 September 2010 (PDT)

==Can this be the new Quote of the Now, please?==

{{quote|I've learned... from my father; he taught and showed me which male ends go into which female ends.|Wallflower E-mails.}}

[[User:Bunsteaks|Bunsteaks]] 13:28, 25 September 2010 (PDT)
I'm for this too.
[[User:Theiselybors|Theiselybros]] 02:10, 21 October 2010 (EST)

*Ironically, I vote this for today. --[[User:MissMeg|MissMeg]] 15:11, 10 September 2011 (PDT)

==I suggest this for the Video of the Now==

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmFHPbaNT04 [[User:Xavier|Xavier]] 07:37, 28 September 2010 (PDT)

Since there's a white space in the Video of the Now (at least on my computer) why not feature this video? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoqjN3amRD4
--[[User:Vofdoom38|VofDoom38]] 17:44, 21 October 2010 (PDT) This link is dead

== Project Map Fucking Everything ==

Started up this project and got a lot of things mapped down.

http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?hl=en&gl=us&ptab=2&ie=UTF8&oe=UTF8&msa=0&msid=116038930500742252038.0004949e055d81dc61c0b

I'd like to get all of the places he mentions/visits/films/rapes marked down on the map, but there's a lot of videos and some of them I never wish to see again. So, it's open collaboration and anyone with a Google account can edit it. Feel free to login and mark down different areas he's visited. Just try to be logical and succinct when adding locations. Don't need every McDonald's marked down. When doing videos of him travelling, try to figure out the path with a line and mark at least one end of it.

Now, a question:
Should we make a page for the full map or just link it in the bottom of the "Locations" divs on the other pages?
-- [[User:Arius|Arius]] 13:49, 9 November 2010 (PST)

*Put it on the locations template. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 13:53, 9 November 2010 (PST)
**Done. Couldn't think of a better name than Chris's World. -- [[User:Arius|Arius]] 14:11, 9 November 2010 (PST)

== Sports ==

Is there any inclination that Chris is into any kind of sport or professional sports team? I asked this on the main page because I don't know where else to ask it.
*Sign your fucking posts god damn. Also, no. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 04:18, 14 November 2010 (PST)

== Slight Error ==
Chris hasn't gone 5 days without the internet, he logged into youtube 2 1/2 days after he posted the leaving video.
[[User:Theiselybors|Theiselybros]] 19:46, 26 November 2010 (EST)
:Probably should have discussed this before just removing the counter... [[User:Smtp|Smtp]] 17:02, 26 November 2010 (PST)
::It's a non-pedantic count. We're really focusing on how many days he's gone without making a video - which Chris equates to "being on the Internet". --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 21:30, 26 November 2010 (PST)
:::Yeah, why is the counter back? I don't know how to re-implement that sort of thing or I would. --[[User:Bluedeanie|Bluedeanie]] 16:18, 17 December 2010 (PST)

== Vandalism? ==
Some guy named [[User:Trueandhonest]] has been going around vandalizing pages lately, claiming to be Chris-chan himself. Most likely it's a troll, but I just wanted to point that out. [[User:N. Onymous|N. Onymous]] 15:33, 30 November 2010 (PST)

== Does Christian Who Cares know this?==
I don't remember his surname. Does he know that the creator of Pokémon has [[aspergers]]? At least Wikipedia's article says so... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satoshi_Tajiri --[[User:Doctor Whatever|Doctor Whatever]] 16:21, 4 December 2010 (PST)
* It seems that you just answered your own question. As to whether or not Chris knows, I honestly don't think he even cares. He justifies things when it allows him to continue his current lifestyle. He'd probably just say "Well I guess there are some exceptions" and move on. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 16:39, 4 December 2010 (PST)
** You're right, I should have figured that out. Theres an article about his hypocresy, but its not really necesary to read it; it takes about three seconds of reading this wiki to realize that he's the biggest of hypocrites...--[[User:Doctor Whatever|Doctor Whatever]] 17:46, 4 December 2010 (PST)

==CWCki is pretty dead==
Chris isn't coming back, at least not for a long time. Despite this, there are a shitton of new editors who drop by every other day and fuck up articles. The only reason I'm really still here is to fix up the edits of these new editors. I think we should start finding the good articles on the wiki and either lock them or put a template saying not to fuck with it a la ED. As articles get fixed up, they get locked down, at least until Chris comes back (if he ever does, anyway). I get that it might take some time or whatever, but it would help preserve the CWCki should Chris never come back or I die or something. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 12:11, 11 December 2010 (PST)
*Well it was just a matter of time until he would end up in a mental hospital. I always told him so, but whatever. I agree though, that there are probably many articles, that can be protected, especially all the videos, mails, phone calls, chatlogs and whatnot.--[[User:Sonichu|Sonichu]] 19:09, 12 December 2010 (PST)
::I'd push for the templating approach rather than protecting. Article protection should be used sparingly. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 05:00, 14 December 2010 (PST)
:::After seeing old articles being still corrected here and there, I tend to agree. Maybe this Chris-free time isn't so bad after all. Gives us time to look through all the old articles.--[[User:Sonichu|Sonichu]] 16:51, 14 December 2010 (PST)
::::You guys have gone from reporting the antics of a potential criminal to stalking a retard. Really it's pathetic. Do we need to know about uneventful sightings at the mall or his activity on PSN? That sounds like having less of a life than Chris does. Every lolcow eventually dies down and CWC is finished. This isn't like that point when everyone thought he was done for but came back, this is it.--[[User:Goatselover|Goatselover]] 18:05, 29 December 2010 (PST)
:::::Obviously you know something we don't. Go on, enlighten us. [[User:Sonichu|Sonichu]] 21:08, 29 December 2010 (PST)
:::::First, as Champ said pretty much RIGHT below this, this page is about improving the main page exclusively. Take it to Offshore CWCki. I think your targets are probably mostly there. As far as I'm aware, the people remaining here are dedicated to the wiki, rather than devoted to coming up with new ways to stalk Chris.
::::::It's not even about concerning ourselves with how next to foil Chris' Heart-Meter. This is about the chronicling
::::::and archiving of this entire man-child's existence for the benefit and hilarity of all future new-fags
::::::--[[User:Boosegumps|Boosegumps]] 03:40, 19 January 2011 (PST)

== Sightings ==

Okay, question, as a field agent who is seeming to have multiple run ins with Chris (was the guy who took the kroger pic and I commonly see him when he comes into my work) Where should I put my sightings so I am not cluttering up the other pages? [[User:CFA|CFA]]CFA
:1. Sign posts with 4 tildes (<nowiki>~~~~</nowiki>) if you want to avoid typing all that shit every time.
:2. [[User:CFA/Whateverthefuck]] is usually the best place to put your stuff.
:On another note, I appreciate that CFA is the name of the guy who took that pic, but that doesn't necessarily prove that it's you. Expect people to be critical of that statement. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 01:20, 16 December 2010 (PST)

*I did sign with 4 and I posted it up on the offshore first. Secondly, I asked because there is no article on sightings. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 10:38, 16 December 2010 (PST)CFA
::Signing with 4 tildes yields a timestamp. Always. There was no timestamp. The point I was making was that yeah, the guy on offshore is called CFA. However, you just made your account here and there's nothing stopping someone other than offshore's CFA from taking the username. As a result of this, even if there were a "sightings" article, you still wouldn't be able to just dump new shit there because there's no confirmation that you are who you say you are. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 11:10, 16 December 2010 (PST)
*alright, then what would constituent proof for you guys? [[User:CFA|CFA]] 12:03, 16 December 2010 (PST)CFA
::I'd say photos ^^ [[User:Sonichu|Sonichu]] 16:01, 16 December 2010 (PST)
:*photos of what? My page on offshore or something else? [[User:CFA|CFA]] 17:56, 16 December 2010 (PST)CFA
::Gee, I don't know, maybe ''the picture you originally uploaded to Offshore CWCki''? --[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 22:39, 16 December 2010 (PST)
::I think the best picture to upload would be proof that you can log into CFA's account on Offshore. If you have any new pics, those work too, but I don't expect you to have to do too much work for this. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 11:07, 17 December 2010 (PST)
*[[Image:CFA offshore.png|300px]] [[User:CFA|CFA]] 12:41, 17 December 2010 (PST)CFA

:*In the future, posts like this go in the Community Portal and not here. This discussion page strictly involves improving the main page.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:33, 19 December 2010 (PST)
*My apologies [[User:CFA|CFA]] 20:54, 19 December 2010 (PST)CFA

== Is This Chris? ==

He apparently stalked the shit out of liquid Chris therefore leading him to know his whereabouts along with his real name. So, he decided to post a video about it for some "troll busting".

Here's his channel:
[http://www.youtube.com/user/CarlosChantor]

- 06:33 (CST) January 6,2011

I doubt it. I mean, do you see him putting together such a coherent video and hacking someone's facebook. The only Chris-like thing about it is that they got the wrong one of the twins pegged as Liquid.....

ARIGOLD17 WHO CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO SIGN POSTS- 3:30 (EST) January 14, 2011

== ps3 tracker change ==

the ps3 tracker says jan.7.2010 when it should be jan.7.2011. just pointing that out. [[User:Carnival Vexillarius|Carnival Vexillarius]] 10:06, 8 January 2011 (PST)

== Shojo letters ==

[[File:Shoujobeatchrischanletter.jpg]]
[[File:Shoujobeatchrischanletterreply.jpg|Right]]
*Front page, y/n? [[User:CFA|CFA]] 15:18, 26 January 2011 (PST)CFA
<s>If it's legit I'd say front page material, I know Chris watches anime, but somehow I can't see him reading manga. I think he'd be too frustrated to figure out that you read it back to front. I think this might be a troll impersonating him</s> Never mind it says 23, so no one really knew about him, so it's probably legit.[[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 06:06, 1 March 2011 (PST)

== Potential Video of the Now? ==

Some pickle-related drama, brought to you by ''The Kids in the Hall''.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECAvZTcaQew

-- [[User:Elliecoral|Elliecoral]] 12:31 2 February 2011

*For future reference, this should go [[Template talk:Video of the now|here]]. The thing about the video is that Chris hasn't used the "pickle" euphemism, as far as I can tell, since 2008 or maybe early 2009. It's just a really out-of-date term. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 12:12, 2 February 2011 (PST)

== Not sure if it goes here but ==

*First, no pics (due to working at the time) but Chris came in with Rocky. But here is the thing, he was with a group of special needs folks around his age, seems Rocky has gotten him to socialize with other special needs folks, that or the strange girl he sat across from was friendly with him. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 19:30, 25 February 2011 (PST)CFA
:Get pics next time. No, really. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 19:32, 25 February 2011 (PST)
:Oh and also, this is the wrong place to do this. This is about improving the main page. Put it [[CWCki:General|here]] or something. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 19:38, 25 February 2011 (PST)
*Thanks and as for pics, it was out of the blue, did not expect to see him that day (he normally comes in on saturday between 3 and 4.)[[User:CFA|CFA]] 18:28, 27 February 2011 (PST)CFA

==Userboxes==
*Would anybody have a problem with organizing the userboxes, like Trollboxes category would contain Clyde's, Vivian's, Jack's ect. Description/identitiy boxes, like all the ones that say this user is a x, like the American, straight, hikikomori. Then like title boxes like admin, grammar nazi, ect. I could organize them, but it'd take me a while cause I'm busy during the week.[[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 13:11, 2 March 2011 (PST)

== da update should be first ==

ps3 tracker later, or maybe just merged. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 15:39, 2 March 2011 (PST)
:I spent a while messing around with it today trying to find a better way to organize it, but I couldn't figure out how to change whether something's on the right or left side of the page. I guess switching the two wouldn't be too difficult because they're in the same box. No complaints here. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 15:41, 2 March 2011 (PST)

Just rid of the ps3 tracker, it's not even no longer updated. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 04:41, 7 April 2011 (PDT)
:I found out how to do everything that I didn't understand, but [[User:Freecell/Main Page|what I did with it]] still looks bad. I agree that Da Update should go first (and the quote of the now shouldn't take up so much space and the News/Improvement Project should go higher), but I'm not sure it can be moved without making everything else look bad. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 04:48, 7 April 2011 (PDT)
*I personally would have Da Update be first but Clyde insists that the PSN Tracker is more important. Take your complaints to him.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:11, 20 April 2011 (PDT)

==Seriously==
*What the fuck happened yesterday? What was with the creepy girl? Why was everything 404'd, though some of the 404 pages were funny.
: Seems like the server was just down. I'm not an admin so I don't really know. But the creepy girl has always been what you see when you specifically go to cogsdev.org or sonichu.com[[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 05:51, 17 March 2011 (PDT)
*I was just trying to check this site yesterday and I saw that ''thing'' instead. I can upload a pic of it, but... Was it supposed to be Little Red Riding Hood or some shit? [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] 09:26, 17 March 2011 (PDT)
:: I JUST tried and the weird Little Girls was there and then I re-loaded the page and it was fine... dunno. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 15:43, 17 March 2011 (PDT)
::: [http://www.sonichu.com/buletta.jpg picture] Based on the filename it's supposed to be [http://capcom.wikia.com/wiki/Baby_Bonnie_Hood Buletta/B.B.Hood] from Darkstalkers. --[[User:Digital|Digital]] 16:27, 17 March 2011 (PDT)
:::: Y<s>eah any time I've tried to follow my bookmark link that is set up to cogsdev.org, which has ''always'' worked, mind you, it now takes me to the BB Hood image after trying to redirect to sonichu.com. In order to actually get to the site I have to google CWCKI and find a random page and then backtrack to the main page. Am I doing something horribly wrong somehow?</s> As of my having written this, it'a back to normal now. Weird. Disregard me I am a buffoon.--[[User:Bluedeanie|Bluedeanie]] 10:14, 18 March 2011 (PDT)

==Ha!==
Nice touch for April Fool's [[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 07:50, 1 April 2011 (PDT)

[[Random-access humor|IT'S RAINING CHRIS! HALLELUJAH!]] Also, if I may ask, what's the code for this? [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] 10:29, 1 April 2011 (PDT)
*note to self, listening to shpongle and watching the spinning heads here is seriously a bad idea! [[User:CFA|CFA]] 19:43, 1 April 2011 (PDT)CFA
*When are we gonna get these removed now? They were charming on April 1st but it's two days later now and they're getting kinda intrusive. [[User:Airrider1|Airrider1]] 15:35 EST
** I use [https://chrome.google.com/extensions/detail/cfhdojbkjhnklbpkdaibdccddilifddb?hl=en adblock plus]. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 12:39, 3 April 2011 (PDT)
*** [https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/adblock-plus/ And for Firefox...] --[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 12:57, 5 April 2011 (PDT)

== You are now aware ==

[[image:Youarenowaware.jpg|800px]]

:It could almost imply that they somehow know one another! I'm more interested in the book to the left of it. Also, sign your posts. Also, this page is about improving the main page, as you've been told before. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 04:54, 7 April 2011 (PDT)

Well, I thought it was pretty surprising. All this time, that creepy little face was staring at me and I didn't even know it. The medallion and stare really make it a winner. Maybe bring it up in the Barbara page discussion. [[User:Farm Zombie|Farm Zombie]] 12:26, 7 April 2011 (PDT)
*Sorry,did that at like, 2 am. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 15:38, 7 April 2011

== Remove the PSN tracker ==

Srsly. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 05:58, 29 April 2011 (PDT)
*Or put it under the update section. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 20:41, 29 April 2011 (PDT)CFA

==TOMGIRL.PNG==
May I suggest a recoloring of the hair blonde? --[[User:MissMeg|MissMeg]] 09:31, 7 May 2011 (PDT)

== Liquid Chris Article ==
The whole "MOTHERLAND CALLS!" template has been up on the [[Liquid Chris]] page for a while, even before I became a member here. Has the article been fixed, or is it still in need of refurbishing? -- [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] 22:09, 7 May 2011 (PDT)
:Why are you asking this here? Try [[Talk:Liquid Chris]]. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 23:22, 7 May 2011 (PDT)
:: The reason I asked here was because nobody has added anything new the article since March (ignoring a recent edit-revert), and nobody has done anything with the talk page since last September. I was just wondering if this should be the Improvement Project of the Now if it's gone nowhere for a while. [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] 10:09, 10 May 2011 (PDT)

== An error in dating? ==

Today's "''This day in Christory''" features [[Chris Comes Out of the Closet|a video from February 5th, 2009]], but today is ''June 5th''. Is this intentional? --[[User:IwegalBadnik|IwegalBadnik]] 10:37, 5 June 2011 (PDT)
*The video was from 5 Feb, but his CChanSonichu account was indeed hacked on 5 June. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 13:52, 5 June 2011 (PDT)

== Kim ==
Have we pulled a Wallflower on Kim? If not why doesn't she have a page, any information on her other than in passing, emails, phone calls, etc? [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 21:45, 6 June 2011 (PDT)

==Just for you==
I while ago I figured out the code for making youtube audio play in the background based on ED's code for it. I just forgot to share it with you. Its a nice touch for user pages, but I wouldn't recommend them for Cwcki articles.

ev:youtube|'''(The Stuff After watch?v=)'''&autoplay=1&loop=1&start=1" height="1" width="1" fposition="left" frame="false"

except add '''{{#''' at the beginning and '''}}''' at the end, and lose the '''(''' ''')''' parenthese

Sorry if its confusing, ask [[User:freecell|freecell]] if you need help, he or she uses it too.[[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 20:01, 12 July 2011 (PDT)

==No detective needed==
Okay, you don't have to be a fucking detective to tell that [[User:Youdonttellmewhattodo|Youdonttellmewhattodo]], [[User:Nothingyouneedknow|Nothingyouneedknow]], [[User:GodoftheGodsofgod|GodoftheGodsofgod]] are the same fucking person seeing as all three accounts were made four minutes between each and they've been posting stupid shit, complimenting Chris, and blanking pages. It's an idiot, troll, or hell possibly Chris. [[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 11:34, 19 July 2011 (PDT)
:I don't think they're the same people. And I checked for some of them, they're not Chris. I don't remember specifically though and I'm kind of too lazy to check again. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 08:53, 20 July 2011 (PDT)
::Ok, sat down and checked those three again. Not Chris. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 08:58, 20 July 2011 (PDT)

==New videos==
Chris just posted a couple of new videos and from the looks of it, relating to that forum that he's been posting on. --[[User:KHSilverRock|KHSilverRock]] 11:27, 6 August 2011 (PDT)
*Two more videos have gone up. --[[User:KHSilverRock|KHSilverRock]] 14:38, 9 August 2011 (PDT)
* I just posted the update but there still aren't any pages about the videos. I would but I'm really goddamn tired and I feel like shit. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 14:41, 9 August 2011 (PDT)
** It's cool, they'll get made eventually, and I can't wait, to be honest, I missed the shinagins that Chris provided in his videos. --[[User:KHSilverRock|KHSilverRock]] 14:49, 9 August 2011 (PDT)

== Earthquake ==

Think CWC was affected by the 5.9 earthquake in Virgina at 2PM?--[[User:DawnDusk|DawnDusk]] 11:17, 23 August 2011 (PDT)
:If he was, I'm sure we'll be updated. Until then, there's no way we could know. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 11:21, 23 August 2011 (PDT)

:Unless a big box of Barb's Salvation Army finds crushed him.--[[User:Shefap|Shefap]] 12:27, 23 August 2011 (PDT)
:* There's a website [http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/dyfi/events/se/082311a/us/index.html] that will tell you where people in VA are saying they felt shaking. Around where Chris lives, there were reports of little-to-no shaking felt and no damage reported. He probably heard about the earthquake, but they probably felt nothing more than a vibration. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 14:05, 23 August 2011 (PDT)

== Article of the now. ==

shouldnt the Article of the now be Bob chandler? -[[User:HitIar|HitIar "wunderbar!"]] 12:50, 10 September 2011 (PDT)
:Indeed, I think Bob's bio should be article of the now until Chris uploads his next video. Then the article of the now should be changed into [[Chris and death]], as the most important thing about the next vid will be a demonstration of how Chris reacts (if he does react at all) to the death of a parent.
::Done, hope I did it right. -[[User:HitIar|HitIar "wunderbar!"]] 14:12, 10 September 2011 (PDT)
::*In the future, please refer discuss the Article of the now on its [[Talk:Article of the now|talk page]].

==Bob CWCki logo==
I found [[:File:BobCWCkiLogo.jpg|this gem]] we used ages ago for Bob's birthday, would it be in poor taste to post it in place of the current logo, for a while? Or perhaps someone could modify it to reflect his passing? I ask because I don't want to horribly offend people.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:50, 11 September 2011 (PDT)
*I second this, but not for too long. --[[User:MissMeg|Mary Lee Walsh | All hail the dean!]] 12:46, 25 September 2011 (PDT)
*It would have been appropriate for down time, maybe as a 404 message, but now that he's passed on, it is a bit distasteful. It would have been even more offensive if you planned to do this 5 days after his death. [[User:LAG4U|LAG4U]] 16:46, 25 September 2011 (PDT)

== Chris' family tree. ==

We should expand on Chris family lineage, because Barbara's father died in an unusual way.

J.O. WESTON, OF RED OAK IS KILLED
Joseph Otto Weston, 58, a farmer, was killed late Friday when he apparently fell from his horse drawn wagon on a rural road near Red Oak Charlotte County.
Weston, of Red Oak, was hauling wood. Apparently he fell from the wagon and under a rear wheel.
His body was discovered after the driverless horse and wagon turned up at a nearby service station.
Dr. P.H. Winston, of Clarksville, medical examiner, said death was caused by a broken neck.
Surviving are his wife, Mrs. Carrie Winn Weston; five daughters, Mrs. Wilborne Bourne, of Richmond, and Mrs. Edward Carey and Misses Barbara Ann, Mabel and Harriet Weston, of Red Oak; three sons, William S. Weston, with the Navy at Norfolk, and DeRoy Lewis and Curtis Wayne Weston, of Red Oak; three brothers, Alfred Weston, of Chase City, and Daniel and Roy Weston, of Red Oak; one sister, Mrs. Mabel M. Blacklidge of Richmond, and one grandchild.
A funeral service was held at 1:30 p.m. Sunday at Antioch Baptist Church.
(Source: The Charlotte Gazette, Drakes Branch, VA, Thursday, April 14, 1955 Submitted by: Bea. Adams King)

http://genealogytrails.com/vir/charlotte/obits_w.html

This is the same Joesph Otto Weston that in mentioned in that Family tree.

== Edit-hiding ==

What's going on with all the edit-hiding? --[[User:DawnDusk|DawnDusk]] 10:49, 6 November 2011 (PST)
:I try to use the feature sparingly, but basically it's for the protection of users. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 10:52, 6 November 2011 (PST)

== Stop this ==

The article of now has had bob plastered on it for 2 months, it's getting old so I decided to put an underrated sonichu character onto it and don't whine to me about it being disrespectful to bob, fuck bob! --[[User:cj|cj]]
*Personally, I think Jiggliami can eat a dick. Anyways, if you really felt that we needed a new article, you could have done something that made sense like, oh I don't know, [[28 October 2011]], instead of a character that has no relevance to what is happening in Chris's life at the moment. It's not that you're being disrespectful, it's just that you need to act a little more professionally on this site, even if it is a wiki devoted to an autistic manchild. [[User:LAG4U|LAG4U]] 10:31, 10 November 2011 (PST)

== what is this? ==

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zt-gfkWu8Bc&feature=channel_video_title

Apparently this might be chris --[[User:The0range|The0range]]
*One, sign your comments. Two, this person claims they talked to a channel called "HuaYifu" and that this person was Chris. All you would have had to do is looked at HuaYifu's channel and you would have realized this wasn't Chris. This person has NOTHING uploaded on their channel that Chris would have done, never claims to be Chris, and never talks about Sonichu or Rosechu (which would have happened if it was Chris). This is NOT Chris. I'm not even sure how these messages came to be unless HuaYifu is trolling the owner of this video... or they both were in on it. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 20:47, 10 December 2011 (PST)

But why is the uploader of the video so convinced it's him though? It seem so obvious that it's not him that there might be more to it... --[[User:The0range|The0range]]

==Proper usage of words where time is concerned==

I have noticed that there are many pages that refer to "a recent video" or use similar assumptive language with regards to time. We should refrain from this type of language as the cwciki, and those pages, will be around long after the word "recent" fails to apply. [[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 11:35, 15 December 2011 (PST)
:I've said exactly the same thing. I change it when I see it, but it seems people take for granted that other people actually have to fix their shit. —Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) 11:42, 15 December 2011 (PST)

== STOP FORCASTING ! ==

Ok i understand the desire to keep every page up to date but STOP FORCASTING! Do not enter anything into the wiki that WILL HAVE TO BE CHANGED at a later date. Don't put on barbs page that she has an upcoming court date, because that will have to be changed after that date happens. PLEASE dont make work for yourself and others.. [[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 10:47, 16 December 2011 (PST)
:Actually, I think that one's fine because it's an article that will inevitably have to be updated. The main issue arises on articles like videos, because post-fact people will be paying attention to other things. "Current" articles have to be rewritten all the time. —Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) 10:52, 16 December 2011 (PST)
:Event forecasting is fine on a Wiki when further information is expected within a reasonable timeframe. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 11:35, 16 December 2011 (PST)
:: i understand that if its on an active page then its fine, but when the forcasting is put on other pages it becomes a correctin issue. Its much better to just link to the appropriate pages and not speculate. Let the active pages do the talking while the historic data stays historic. In other words October 28th 2011 is currently the central location for court info. other pages dont need specifics until we know what the outcome is.
[[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 11:41, 16 December 2011 (PST)

== Current Events ==

There aren't ant current events on the current events page. '''So either we need to get rid of it''', or we need to put 'current events' in our 'current events' so we can have 'current events' when we read the 'current events' -xzibit [[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 06:09, 4 January 2012 (PST)

== Am i the only one who thinks there should be a second 'da update' type thing for significantly less important shit? ==

I'm not saying I demand this to happen, but it seems like it would be more convenient than checking recent changes for something that might possibly be new information. --[[User:Reldnahc C|I am tomgirlmanbearpig]] 20:34, 29 January 2012 (PST)
: While that's an interesting idea... anything that's "new information" is usually in da update. Anything else is usually something small, not confirmed 100%, or almost insignificant. I suppose we could have something small...but it would be getting updated quite a bit. At the moment, I think "recent changes" is probably a lot like another, smaller, da update would be... --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 21:03, 29 January 2012 (PST)

== Birthday Suprise ==

Chris will be turning 30 this year and that is going to have an effect on the wiki. There are places where phrases like "Even now in his late twenties" are used. This type of language is going to become outdated. Words like "twenties" "20s" and specific ages as in "at 28 years old, Chris still lives at home" will all eventually have to be changed. CARE MUST BE TAKEN when writing about time. Remember EVERYTHING is past tense and you have to assume that the reader is reading the information 10 years from now. I have mentioned time before but the whole 'turning 30' thing needs to be addressed separately.
[[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 08:00, 2 February 2012 (PST)
*here is an example "There is no earthly reason why (barring unrelated catastrophes) a man that is almost thirty years old and has autism should live at home with his parents, specially when his autism is as "high functioning" as Chris's activity and his documentation exemplify it to be." - This will need changing. [[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 08:16, 2 February 2012 (PST)
:[[Wikipedia:WP:SOFIXIT|So fix it]]. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 15:55, 2 February 2012 (PST)
:*Or as we like to say here on the CWCki, [[CWCki:DOITFAGGOT|DO IT FAGGOT]].--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:30, 3 February 2012 (PST)
::*i am fixing what i see, just wanted others to be aware.[[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 11:22, 7 February 2012 (PST)

== Revised idea ==

Maybe there should be a {{Timeline}} below "da update" on the main page, that would be pretty handy.--[[User:Reldnahc C|I am tomgirlmanbearpig]] 12:16, 5 February 2012 (PST)

That sounds like a good idea to me. [[user:poppybrolll|-~Poppybrolll~-]] 9:23, 11 February 2012 (PST)
*Sounds like a good idea to me too... i would suggest letting someone higher up the chain add it though. We just dealt with some front page vandalism (that was kinda funny BTW) but i think its a great idea [[User:Slimz|slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐]] 08:04, 17 February 2012 (PST)

== This is what chris actually believes ==

I notice this phrase attached to pictures all over the wiki. Some of the pictures are references to Chris believing that he has some sort of chance to get laid. But many are just derogatory and rude. There are times that we KNOW what Chris believes because he tells us but many times the pictures are misleading or speculative. example: the pic on the page [[Caitlin]] is an assumption and has no basis in truth. There are many examples of picture captions being downright rude and defamatory. I think its clear that none of us can stand Chris, but we should be more careful about that coming out in the wiki. The facts please, just the facts...[[User:Slimz|slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐]] 10:45, 29 February 2012 (PST) oops

: I [[CWCki:Policy#De-memeing the CWCki|concur]]. [[User:Axe|Axe]] 05:43, 10 July 2012 (PDT)

== Another Quote of the Now Suggestion ==

Now that the details of Chris's trial has been posted, do you think his outburst about having to pay Michael Snyder's medical bills- "That thieving liar doesn't deserve a red cent!"- would be appropriate? Of course, I'm still kind of a newfag here, so ignore this if you want. I just found it amusing. [[User:Alopax|Alopax]] 02:40, 11 July 2012 (PDT)

== Suggested article: Persecution Complex ==

I think we definitely need an article about all the times Christian has claimed to suffer/endured harsh trials in his life. For example, equating pulling weeds once with a Marine carrying the dead body of his friend back, as seen in the Father Call. Said Father Call is chock full of instances of Chris claiming to have suffered to prove his worthiness, in fact. I also don't need to mention all the times he has brought up being handcuffed in school, having his attraction sign removed at college, and getting suspended at college, for that was always frequent. He also grossly exaggerated the actions of the trolls in every interaction with friends, obviously... Even in his first ever YouTube video, he makes sure to claim that he has had a rough life: "I was diagnosed with high-functional autism, and I lived a, uh, somewhat rough life. I've had an abusive babysitter at one time." --[[User:DawnDusk|DawnDusk]] 16:13, 17 August 2012 (PDT)

*: Seconded. Make sure to include the fact that he's got a legitimate reason so see his bullshit as more important than it is. Also there's a page for requesting articles. Now get to work, soldier. [[User:CaveJohnson|CaveJohnson]] 20:33, 17 August 2012 (PDT)

== Confused ==

So, what's the deal? Is this site just an ironic way of trolling him, or what? I heard this was dedicated towards supporting him from outside sources, but looking at the content, I'd say you'd either have to be trolling him using irony and sarcasm, or as stupid as Chris himself. {{unsigned|5thofjulay}}
: We're not for or against him, for most part. There's a bit of snark here and there, sure. We try to show Chris's stuff in his own words. Unfortunately for Chris, his material doesn't make him look very good. This site isn't really a troll site, just another way for Chris to troll himself. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 17:46, 9 November 2012 (PST)

== Forums Gone? ==

Should we mention on the main page that the forum has been deleted from the servers over at forumer? --[[User:Sparklemilhouse|Sparklemilhouse]] 15:41, 8 November 2012 (PST)
: Perhaps, if we can figure out what happened and what the following actions are. Last I checked, the forum staff was looking at their options. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 17:46, 9 November 2012 (PST)
: I wonder how much Our Pet Lolcow is chuckling to himself at the loss of our forums. Maybe he thinks we closed it ourselves to comply with his "apology post" on FaceBook; or maybe that one of his Curse-ya-meha-meha blasts actually worked.
:There's a temporary relief forum for the CWCki Forums: http://spergcityzone.forumer.com/index.php [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] 22:51, 11 November 2012 (PST)

== Forums gone....again? ==

The most recent forums appear to be gone. Is everything okay, or was it closed due to some of the conflicts between certain users and mods/management? - [[User:I Be Bobby Boulders|I Be Bobby Boulders]] 10:52, 30 January 2013 (EST)
Can we make the forums ''not'' forumer this time? --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 09:53, 30 January 2013 (PST)

Eagerly awaiting the forum's next incarnation. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 10:47, 30 January 2013 (PST)

Ditto. - [[User:Aiko-chan|Aiko-chan]] 15:31, 30 January 2013 (PST)
:We received a Chatzy screencap a while ago that proves that the people we banned planned to TOS the forum because nobody is allowed to have fun if they can't. Don't know if they actually were responsible, but that's the information we have. I didn't save the screencap, but I'm sure someone has it. I'm hoping that we'll have something substantial up within a couple days. We're just waiting on a couple email responses first. And it definitely won't be Forumer. —Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) 17:10, 30 January 2013 (PST)

That was on the first day of the banning, and they settled down, so I doubt they did anything rash. Plus I've been talking to them almost every day, and they dropped it shortly after that day. The thing is that their forum was TOS'd at the same time ours was, so I'm assuming whoever did it reported both forums, and I highly doubt they'd TOS their own forum.--[[User:Someguywithnoname|Someguywithnoname]] 18:08, 30 January 2013 (PST)
:Yeah, this. There was some talk of going after champ's forum after the permaban of several people for trying to have something done about a crime committed by one of the mods, but it was dropped as a bad idea before leaving the brainstorming stage. Whoever TOSed either or both forums may have gotten the idea from such talk (and/or, more likely, simply from the predecessor forum having been TOSed before). [[User:SpergingAnarchistBagel|SpergingAnarchistBagel]] 12:14, 31 January 2013 (PST)

:They probably nuked both forums after they realized that A. They weren't going to be allowed back into the real one and B. Not very many people were going to defect to theirs. So they employed the Samson option. --[[User:Holdek|Holdek]] 10:40, 31 January 2013 (PST)
::That's the most ridiculous thing I've heard lately. At least half to two-thirds of the regulars from spergcityzone had "defected" to spergcentral by the time it was TOSed (basically everyone except for those who didn't try to access either forum during the short interval between the TOSings). Why on earth would anyone involved in running spergcentral TOS their own forum when it was pretty much already established as the successor to spergcityzone? If I had to guess I would guess that punchabunch TOSed both forums to try to get them to blame each other for it, given that they went down within 24 hours of one another and given his enthusiastic talk of "forum war". But there isn't really any way of knowing. At any rate, there's probably some troll who wanted to fuck around with both forums. [[User:SpergingAnarchistBagel|SpergingAnarchistBagel]] 12:14, 31 January 2013 (PST)

:::[MOVED RESPONSE TO RELIEF FORUMS]--[[User:Holdek|Holdek]] 13:13, 31 January 2013 (PST)

I'm currently creating a new CWCki Forums which is not under forumer. I'll let you know if it's ready. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] 18:42, 30 January 2013 (PST)

It's done! First time creating a forum, so give me some tips and suggestions about it. http://alanpardewcwc.forumms.net/ [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] 21:01, 30 January 2013 (PST)

I just checked my email, and brooklyn sent an email to everyone who shared their email on the last board saying that the new permanent board should be up by this weekend/early next week. [[User:Aiko-chan|Aiko-chan]] 21:49, 30 January 2013 (PST)

Well, at least we'll have a backup forum in case something happens.[[User:Saney|Saney]] 21:53, 30 January 2013 (PST)

The permanent board is coming soon? Great. I'll update the link later when it is up. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] 22:25, 30 January 2013 (PST)

== Photo of rental house ==

Surely the photo of the front of the rental house Charb are staying in should be the photo of the now. EXIF data stripped, of course. --[[User:Shutupman|Shutupman]] ([[User talk:Shutupman|talk]]) 02:28, 4 May 2014 (UTC)

* I'm working on it. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] ([[User talk:Alan Pardew|talk]]) 10:05, 5 May 2014 (UTC)
:: Cheers! That house sure looks spooky. --[[User:Shutupman|Shutupman]] ([[User talk:Shutupman|talk]]) 11:44, 5 May 2014 (UTC)

== Lego Wishlist ==

Exactly how much is Chris' NEED list worth? What about his WANT list?
At the same time, he's selling items that should have sentimental value to him to pay the bills.
This def needs some looking in to!
--[[User:Shutupman|Shutupman]] ([[User talk:Shutupman|talk]]) 05:07, 31 May 2014 (UTC)
* I decided to take this task on myself. Still weeding my way through ebay to find the lowest prices for each set, but suffice it to say, the tally is HIGH! --[[User:Shutupman|Shutupman]] ([[User talk:Shutupman|talk]]) 18:27, 2 June 2014 (UTC)
**The grand total for what Chris is begging for in Legos alone is ~$4800 --[[User:Shutupman|Shutupman]] ([[User talk:Shutupman|talk]]) 19:14, 2 June 2014 (UTC)

== QOTN ==

"The drawing that is being sold on eBay now is an Original artwork created by the original Creator of Christian Weston Chandler, and is solely being sold as an artwork with no original intent of profit."

**This needs to be on the front page because Chris is saying that his drawing he drew to sell online wasn't meant for profit.
These are disparaging statements. One cannot draw something with the intent of selling it and say they didn't intend any personal profit.
I'd put this on the forums, but null can't take jokes.--[[User:Shutupman|Shutupman]] ([[User talk:Shutupman|talk]]) 20:03, 2 June 2014 (UTC)

*** The total list rounds out to just over to $4800 for the lego sets Chris wants. He no doubt deserves them... lol --[[User:Shutupman|Shutupman]] ([[User talk:Shutupman|talk]]) 22:17, 2 June 2014 (UTC)

*** Going to. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] ([[User talk:Alan Pardew|talk]]) 14:23, 16 June 2014 (UTC)

== PSN Tracker ==

I feel like this is kinda taking up valuable real estate on the front page. Anyone opposed to removing it? I was pretty much against it from day one, it's been on the front page mostly to appease [[Clyde Cash|Clyde]] but he's long gone. Not sure what to do with the extra space. I'd say to post his most recent Facebook posts but well, recent events suggest that probably won't be happening. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] ([[User talk:Champthom|talk]]) 09:42, 31 December 2014 (UTC)

*I'm all for a section on Facebook posts, but, as you said, it's possible we'll be seeing a lot less of those. Either way, the PSN tracker needs to go. [[User:Boomhauer|Boomhauer]] ([[User talk:Boomhauer|talk]]) 10:41, 31 December

* I dunno. I always kinda liked it. A constant reminder of how much money he wastes. [[User:Sweet and Savoury|Sweet and Savoury]] ([[User talk:Sweet and Savoury|talk]]) 12:06, 11 January 2015 (UTC)

== refer Chris as a female with female pronouns ==

==Article of the Now change?==

So since the article about the Gamestop incident is getting old, why not replace it with this recent page about the documentary for Chris Chan (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXjnakAlF-s)

== Many MediaFire Links are Broken ==

Hello, so all across the wiki are broken Mediafire links, and it's pretty bad. Is there any way that these links could be repaired by reuploading the appropriate files so that the public can download them? By the way, I've reuploaded a lot of Chris material on the Internet Archive (including two YouTube videos blocked off in the U.S.): https://archive.org/search.php?query=subject%3A%22christian+weston+chandler%22. I could upload the material (or you guys can) on to the Internet Archive, where they try to preserve anything that is digital. [[User:Letter Z|Letter Z]] ([[User talk:Letter Z|talk]]) 22:08, 6 March 2015 (UTC)

== New update, transgender ==

"...(s)he"

I have an issue with this. Hasn't it been decided we shouldn't cater to Chris' whims and call him what HE wishes to be called? It should be "he", indefinitely, I think.--[[User:The World Is Yours|The World Is Yours]] ([[User talk:The World Is Yours|talk]]) 20:02, 13 May 2015 (UTC)
*I'm kind of on the fence about this because I'm transgender myself. On one hand, I want to say that she isn't actually transgender, but on the other hand I want to be on the safe side and just refer to her with female pronouns. [[User:Melkor|Melkor]] ([[User talk:Melkor|talk]]) 21:46, 27 November 2015 (UTC)

== Here's a creative suggestion for the 'Da Update' section ==

Put goddamn fucking links to whatever the fucking update's about.

==CWCki Logo==
Hey! I made the CWCki logo back in 2008ish and I'm wondering if you guys wanted an updated version of it--It's pretty old by now.
The concept would be the same (Chris ontop of the Sonichu Ball), just in better quality. Cheers. [[User:Gleefk|Gleefk]] ([[User talk:Gleefk|talk]]) 19:11, 19 January 2016 (UTC)
:I know I'm responding to this way late, but, yeah, if you have an updated version then I say go for it. --[[User:Holdek|Holdek]] ([[User talk:Holdek|talk]]) 05:49, 14 June 2017 (UTC)

== So, This Superrocks3 Guy..... ==

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdMsi-rtmbI]

This is John Paglia, aka superrocks3. He is apparently whiteknighting for Chris. I'm debating contributing an article about him. I've viewed the rest of his YouTube account. Either he is trying WAAAAAAAAY too hard to troll or severely autistic. Nothing really noteworthy has happened with this guy in regards to interactions with CWC. CWC liked one of his videos, and that's it so far. Should I get this article going or have I found some shit that actually is too minor for the CWCKI?

* I believe this is too minor for CWCki. There is many people trying to be funny by whiteknighting/trolling Chris, but we don't document them unless they have some actual relation with Chris and unless they have contributed something major to the CWC community (like [[Robert Simmons V]], who actually met Chris, appeared in the comics and contributed to the CWC community by uploading the Church audio). A similar case of someone trying to funny occourred with [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0BN13HKbck MasterEliteFighter] who "participated" in Chris's "embargos" and got a mention from Chris, but besides that, he is not really that notable to make a page about him. [[User:Helis5|Helis5]] ([[User talk:Helis5|talk]]) 18:13, 4 February 2016 (UTC)

== Can't edit Sonichu 11 article? ==

I've been trying to add the troll comic to it but whenever I try to edit it I get a blank page. --[[User:One With The Lulz|One With The Lulz]] ([[User talk:One With The Lulz|talk]]) 02:58, 15 May 2016 (UTC)

== Replace pmurt with new article ==

The pmurt article is getting real old seeing as it's been up for like a month or ttwo. I recommend replacing it with sonichu #11 to put more emphasis on the financhu crisis. --[[User:Pepper-0|Pepper-0]] ([[User talk:Pepper-0|talk]]) 10/01/17

*Maybe we should wait a bit more, until Pmurt takes office later this month. Chris has been commenting more on him than his finances lately, too. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 10:04, 11 January 2017 (UTC)

==New sighting in local news==
Chris turned up at a student mourning event and they made the whole video about interviewing Chris as if he was just a random student, he even has his fucking sonichu comics on the flowers as a form of self advertisemnt https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n062B5gurp0 , Should be at least Video of the Now

*Yeah. I'll probably write up an article about it later. Unfortunately, there's not many editors left. I'm usually the one who adds content to the CWCki lately, but I'm a bit burned out from editing, especially with the ongoing server issues making it difficult. I'll probably get stuff updated in a day or two. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 17:37, 14 June 2017 (UTC)

== Begging counter ==

For the same reasons as the [[Template:PSNTracker]], mentioned [[Talk:Main_Page#PSN_Tracker_2|here]] and [[Template_talk:PSNTracker|here]], can we remove the Begging Counter template from the middle of the main page and relocate it to the Financhu Crisis Saga pages? --[[User:Holdek|Holdek]] ([[User talk:Holdek|talk]]) 06:08, 14 June 2017 (UTC)

*You might want to consider asking people on Kiwi Farms for their opinions, because there's a shortage of editors here. I'm the one who wrote the begging counter and placed it on the main page, because Chris had been doing a ton of begging and I figured it'd be a good way to keep the Financhu Crisis featured on the main page (and because it was funny to see a counter of the days since he last worked on the comic). I think it's still relevant now, because Chris mostly either begs or works on the comic, and the template directly links to both from the main page. Kinda like Article of the Now, but with statistics. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 17:37, 14 June 2017 (UTC)

*Yeah, I agree with Hurtful here. The begging counter should remain on the front page. -[[User:Windows OS|Windows OS]] ([[User talk:Windows OS|talk]]) 19:14, 14 June 2017 (UTC)

::How about moving it down a bit then? My man concern is that the Video of the Now is at the very bottom, for example, even though that's probably what most people are looking for after Da Update. --[[User:Holdek|Holdek]] ([[User talk:Holdek|talk]]) 23:18, 24 June 2017 (UTC)

Alright. Video and Pic of the Now have been at the bottom for a while, though. Here's what the Main Page looked like before the counter - https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Main_Page&oldid=199478 [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 00:40, 25 June 2017 (UTC)

== Downtime ==

What was up with the recent week-long downtime? [[User:FokkerTISM|FokkerTISM]] ([[User talk:FokkerTISM|talk]]) 03:20, 21 August 2017 (UTC)

== Discontinuing social media collection pages ==

Chris is so active on social media now that it's posing a problem for archiving his posts to the CWCki. There are only about 5 people who actively contribute here, which isn't enough for updating everything.

Collection pages like these are missing posts and the backlog goes back to June:

- https://sonichu.com/cwcki/August_2017_Facebook_posts
- https://sonichu.com/cwcki/August_2017_tweets
- https://sonichu.com/cwcki/August_2017_Patreon_posts

A solution could be to discontinue those kinds of pages. The templates at the bottom could be updated to mention that and provide respective links to his FB, Twitter and Patreon if people want to see his posts there.

If something he says is big enough for mentioning in an article, the source link could just directly point to his social media post. Some users have been doing that for recent articles. The risk is that Chris might delete, but that's covered by screencaps at KF / CWCki Club.

A drawback is that his text wouldn't be searchable on the wiki, except as partial quotes. Twitter has a great search program as an alternative, but I dunno about FaceBook or Patreon.

Thoughts? [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 06:44, 7 September 2017 (UTC)
* I don't want to have to comb through the Random Chris Updates threads to find a specific screenshot. I'll put in work to fill in the gaps when I get the chance.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] ([[User talk:MoarLurk|talk]]) 09:00, 7 September 2017 (UTC)

*He made 22 tweets yesterday alone. Higher than average, but it's usually 5-10 per day and it adds up over the past few months. It's a lot to import into the wiki. If we don't discontinue, we should just use the social media pages to archive major posts that would be worthy of a thread or being on Da Update (like your updating the FB page on his lovequest posts from today). I think we should rewrite the opening paragraph present on the social media pages to state that they're now for major updates, as opposed to being a complete archive.[[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 14:10, 7 September 2017 (UTC)

*Another reason archiving is harder now is there are multiple pages covering his posts (FaceBook, Patreon, Tweets, Tweets for NightStar). Sometimes when Chris posts to a social media platform, content from it gets mirrored to the others. If the post mentions another platform, check that platform's page to see if it's there so you won't go through the trouble of adding in something which is already present. Like, if there's a FaceBook post which refers to Twitter in its timestamp, you can post that content to the Tweets page instead. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 20:22, 7 September 2017 (UTC)

== Chris's fuckin dildo collection ==

Can anyone please find out if Chris has a dildo collection it would be really appreciated.

* Maybe if you channelled your energy into using the search bar instead of making this dumb post you would know. --[[User:Shekelberg|Shekelberg]]

== Tumblr ==

So it looks like Chris has made a [https://cwcsonichu.tumblr.com tumblr]. Should a page be made about it? My tablet doesn't take screenshots so I haven't started one, and I don't really know what all to write about it.

-[[User:GhostofKittyChandler|GhostofKittyChandler]] ([[User talk:GhostofKittyChandler|talk]]) 00:00, 14 October 2017 (UTC)

*I made the page. It's currently a stub right now, so edit it to your heart's content :)

--[[User:Camille|Camille]] 16:07, 14 October 2017 (PDT)

==New Begging Video==
Chris just made a new begging video poorly disguised as a Patreon announcement. I don't know how to edit the front page, so can someone change the begging counter, sil'vous plaît?

Link to the video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ojxss2jEaGk

-[[User:Camille|Camille]] 14:52,14 October 2017 (PDT)

*I'm unsure if it counts as begging. I think his aim was to make an updated intro video for his Patreon, and part of his sales pitch was to say he wants money for bills, like with the first one, and he doesn't realize it's laughable to say that in a business video. If you want to change the counter, you can edit [[:Template:Begging Counter|this template]]. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 03:15, 15 October 2017 (UTC)

==Chris wants to talk to Pewdiepie==

[https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/929823959205412864| Chris is requesting Pewdiepie DMs him] Could this be a new Saga? Did Pewdiepie insult him recently? [https://youtu.be/YulJWy1Wq7Y| Apparently Pewdiepie has] (about the 7:42 mark). Chris also has a new super white-knight [https://twitter.com/MissLadyLikely| Desiree-Delightful]

18:29, 12 November 2017 (CST) (Shipper Of Heart)

Mate, first word of advice, just because Chris does something that doesn't involve him shitting himself, that doesn't make it a saga. 12 November 2017 ([[User:PsychoNerd054|PsychoNerd054]])

Okay, people on Twitter were wondering if this would be the start of some kind of Saga. I apologize 19:12, 12 November 2017 (CST) (Shipper Of Heart)

*Since no-one has mentioned it yet, [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvQ8HbaJeC0 Pewdiepie released a video about Chris today.] --[[User:Fiddy|Fiddy]] ([[User talk:Fiddy|talk]]) 07:58, 13 November 2017 (UTC)

Also- has anyone confirmed who MissLadyLikely is? Looking through tweets- she is either Chris, an ironic troll, or some kind of serious white knight...

Tweets seem to point to Chris 14 November 2017, 1:43 (CST) (Shipper Of Heart)

*It's a ween who's trying to ingratiate himself to Chris and get attention. He tries to troll Chris occasionally, like when he posted some comic mocking Chris and then claimed to have been hacked - http://archive.is/30uM4, http://archive.is/Tg9BM . [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 09:29, 14 November 2017 (UTC)

==Dance with Chris==
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgWDcqmzkBw&feature=youtu.be| his new video]

12:52 14 November 2017 (CST) (Shipper Of Heart)

== Eliminate Improvement template? ==

Should [[:Template:Improvement]] be removed? I don't think it's used much. Hasn't been updated since August and articles on current events are being updated fine without being listed there. Da Update and Recent Changes should be sufficient if people want to see which articles might need work. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 13:37, 16 November 2017 (UTC)

*We can probably find something better to put there. I've tried going on the Improvement before but I usually don't know what to add/change. -[[User:GhostofKittyChandler|GhostofKittyChandler]] ([[User talk:GhostofKittyChandler|talk]]) 17:31, 16 November 2017 (UTC)

==CWCville is now in Germany==
[[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1579750492119424?pnref=story| The Zip code was changed to 69488]], Chris speaking as if CWCville is real, further into delusions.

14:44 CST, 19 November 2017 (Shipper Of Heart)

== The /pol/troll ==

Seems there's a new troll whose signature move is manipulating Chris into saying controversial things about himself and CWCville. Someone on KF coined him as the /pol/troll. Just to keep track:

*[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]] is probably influenced by this
*[[Freestyle Dance With Me, For Our World!]] and [[Operation BARBarossa]] definitely are
*The penis line in [[November 2017 Patreon posts#Chris writes about dicks, thinks it's his signature|the drawing Chris uploaded]].
*[[November 2017 tweets#CWCville mayoral election|an election for the Mayor's position]]
*A KF user pointed out that in [[Sonichu 15]], "Sonichu's b-day is April 20th, AKA 420, AKA Hitler's Birthday, AKA the anniversary of the Columbine massacre."

[[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 23:25, 20 November 2017 (UTC)

*Is this why Chris has been going into great details of CWCville daily as if it were real? Like how CWCville is now in Germany and apparently citizens are on vacation?

18:40 CST 20 November 2017 (Shipper Of Heart)

*Probably, the theory is that someone is giving him "advice" and getting him to make these changes willingly. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 02:43, 21 November 2017 (UTC)

*Do you think the finishing move will be ending the Tomgirl Saga? 23:23 PM (CST) 20 Nov 2017 (Shipper Of Heart)

**Nah, Chris is too comfortable with being trans. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 15:49, 21 November 2017 (UTC)

== Chris at AVN (porn festival) ==

I noticed Chris in a video uploaded in january of this year.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmBeUZqv1QA at the 24 minute mark (left side)
what was he doing here? where did he get the money?
21:37 CET 21 November 2017 (Akitaka_Tsuya09)

*I dont see Chris anywhere on there.Chris would never go to Los Angeles I don't think (driving wise- I dont think Chris would ever fly nor could he afford it). If he was there, he would've posted something about it on Twitter or Facebook. Or he would have complained about traffic or if any "homos" were there. According to Chris's Facebook, a post never came from there. He would've had some post about meeting fellow lesbians or taken pictures with them and shared them.
15:57 CST 21 November 2017 (Shipper Of Heart).

== Rosechu being trans? ==

I really don't understand why Chris would be so upset with Rosechu being a transwoman. Chris did not put up a fuss when he decided that Robbie would become Roberta. I feel he would be overjoyed to have "Rosechu come to him and come out". Can anyone explain why Chris's own actions make him upset? He doesn't HAVE to make Rosechu a transwoman- but even in <s> Rosechu's story</s> Sonichu 15, he made sure to make Rosechu a female Pikachu/Raichu. Chris is asking Twitter what should happen, trans-Rose or cis-girl Rose, claiming either answer hurts someone- a fictional character or himself. He claims he has no control over his created world...he does?? its just a comic??

Also, anyone notice that Rosechu is now older than Sonichu by a few months? and they now apparently met on Valentine's day?

22:56 CST 6 December 2017 (Shipper Of Heart)
* We believe he might be getting ordered around by a yet-to-be-known source. They may be paying him big bucks to do all of these things he's been doing for the past month. Either that, or he's slipping deeper and deeper into insanity. [[User:Rtucker913|Rtucker913]] ([[User talk:Rtucker913|talk]]) 05:24, 7 December 2017 (UTC)

*Possibly, but I thought he would be excited to reveal that yet another character was trans-female (also odd since Roberta is trans, apparently Mother Rosechu is trans, and 'Grandma Christine' is trans). But again, in the opening to 15, its clear Rosechu is a female Pokemon (heart tail). Who knows- apparently being trans hurts Chris, but being cis will hurt Rosechu (again, fictional character). It was not a problem for these past years, and the tail incident in 0 seemed to be just artist error/ didnt know- with Chris lashing out that Rose was cis and edited the tail to be female.

I dont know if this could be a troll paying him- hes gotten money in the past and barely did what he was paid for (it took him over 3 years or so to get back into making Sonichu- which was a 1000 dollar commission by Dstecks, and Patreons have been complaining hes not sending out his promised tier prizes

00:14 CST 7 December 2017 (Shipper Of Heart)

==On the Quotes of the Now==
Just wondering, can I add quotes from people other than Chris? -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 02:53, 12 January 2018 (UTC)

*Sure, go for it. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 04:18, 12 January 2018 (UTC)

== Chris' response to trolls ==

Lately, Chris hasn't been ragequitting on the trolls as much as he used to, but instead tends to mock them. Where should we include this information? - [[User:PsychoNerd054|PsychoNerd054]]

*Maybe mention in [[trolls]] and [[anger]] articles. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 05:54, 14 January 2018 (UTC)

== Chris and Spinalpalm ==

Chris seems very obsessed with SpinalPalm, despite them being a ''JERK''. The CWCville News Facebook reported them to be together. Is that Facebook just a troll page or is it usually TRUE and HONEST on its information? Looking at it now it seems to have been hacked or becoming a troll page.

Or is Chris possibly only excited since Spinal may have connections to Doopie?

[[User:Shipper Of Heart|Shipper Of Heart]] 19:01 CST 18 January 2018

*Most likely the latter. -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 01:51, 20 January 2018 (UTC)

== Spam Accounts ==

Recently, a lot of spam accounts have been created on this website. Is there any other way we could deal with this besides just deleting both the accounts and the pages? - [[User:PsychoNerd054|PsychoNerd054]]
*The only solution I can can think of is to make more moderators. Hurtful seems to be the only active user with the power to remove spam account. -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 14:03, 22 January 2018 (UTC)

:This also happened a couple of years ago and I think they had to turn off automatic account creation for a while. --[[User:Holdek|Holdek]] ([[User talk:Holdek|talk]]) 02:39, 1 February 2018 (UTC)

== Template layout ==

Could Video of the Now and Pic of the Now be placed above This Day in Christory and Did you Know, since the latter aren't update items? I've tried experimenting a bit but I'm afraid I'll mess up the page. --[[User:Holdek|Holdek]] ([[User talk:Holdek|talk]]) 02:36, 1 February 2018 (UTC)

*I tried rearranging a bit, but moving Vid/Pic up kinda throws off the layout. Like, Article of Now would have a lot of white space under it because it's next to the taller Da Update. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 08:29, 17 February 2018 (UTC)

::Okay, thanks, yeah, I suppose it's a bit like arranging a puzzle with that many things. --[[User:Holdek|Holdek]] ([[User talk:Holdek|talk]]) 04:40, 24 February 2018 (UTC)

== Begging Counter ==
Is there a way to edit the counter? As of Feb 16, 2018, Chris once again begged for money via Youtube (no less than 10 dollars!!), also giving out his phone number to donate

*Yeah, it's [[:Template:Begging Counter]]. There are directions for resetting it in the description. I don't think it should be reset in this case, though - he's not really begging. What happened was Facebook sent Chris a Memory notification for the [[A browsing around an ol' playground]] video, which was uploaded a year ago, and Chris just shared it without thinking through how his audience might interpret it. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 08:29, 17 February 2018 (UTC)

==10th Anniversary==
2018 and 2019 will see the 10th anniversary of some of the greatest trolling sagas. Should we make reference to that in the future? -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 01:15, 20 February 2018 (UTC)

:I don't know...2017 is when the 10 year anniversaries of organized trolling started happening, I believe. If there's something significant, though, I suppose, why not?

==Increasing Security==
With two vandal attacks in a row, I think we need to add more moderators. Having only one active moderator is now enough for a wiki that large. -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 03:06, 9 March 2018 (UTC)

*After talking with Larry and Canine, I've added a few more moderators (jerkops, as the wiki calls them). If anyone has any questions about it, let me know. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 05:24, 12 March 2018 (UTC)

== "Minor" ==

So as I'm sure you all know, the front page features the phrase "No shit is too minor", and minor links to another page... the duck page. Personally, I would've guessed it to link to pedofork. In [[Duck|short:]] Is this a dick joke? Why was it chosen over pedofork? Am I overthinking this and it was done for no reason? ''' o f u c i t s ''' [[User:Hallowed Ween|Hallowed Ween]] ([[User talk:Hallowed Ween|Holla]]) 07:52, 9 March 2018 (UTC)
:: "No shit is too minor" refers to the fact that no info is too minor. It refers how Chris reveals too much about himself. -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 13:32, 9 March 2018 (UTC)
::: So... the link on minor is to ''emphasize'' just how much he reveals about himself. ''' o f u c i t s ''' [[User:Hallowed Ween|Hallowed Ween]] ([[User talk:Hallowed Ween|Holla]]) 00:23, 10 March 2018 (UTC)

== "Nothing too important but"==
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I think Chris's new favorite word is "yay!" he constantly says it now in all of his tweets like "Yayy!! Sonichu is 18!!" "YAAAYYY!!! I'd love a mod for Sonichu forces! YAY!" "YAY!!! The full video of the panel is up!
[[User:Shipper Of Heart|Shipper Of Heart]] 14:46 CST 22 March 2018
::Such thought should be best posted in Kiwi Farms, you might actually have a reasonable debate over there. -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 22:29, 22 March 2018 (UTC)

== "Chris and Polyamory"==

So it appears Chris is now following the footsteps of Magi Chan and becoming poly (or as he called it in Magi's case, harem). He claims he knows these two in real life. Thoughts on who it may be, possibly its two of the "friends" he claims to go to events with? Maybe one of them is the 'friend' he went to see Sailor Moon with (Or guesses on the genders of these two? I kinda doubt a lesbian couple would want to be poly with him, but that's just me). Or are they even real, since he believes cartoon characters are real. If they are real, how long will it be until their identities are found out?
[[User:Shipper Of Heart|Shipper Of Heart]] 18:15 CST 27 March 2018