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Talk:I put on my Wizard's cloak and magic hat

2010-11-07T15:20:45Z

Shotaru:

{{Not A Forum}}

Been a while since I done one of these. I'll try to transcribe this shit. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 22:16, 14 October 2010 (PDT)
:Well, I can't understand this. I'm useless as usual! [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 22:22, 14 October 2010 (PDT)
::Actually, looking it over myself, that's pretty much it, Clyde! Seriously, he needs to stop with the horrible accents.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 22:37, 14 October 2010 (PDT)

Isn't that a torch/flashlight he's holding? I don't own a life upgrade, so I don't really know about the PS move thing, but it looks like a torch/flashlight.--[[User:Svek|Švek]] 09:03, 15 October 2010 (PDT)
*Nah. The ligh is an exposed bulb, not something you really see in flashlights. Plus, the dimensions match that of the <s>Wiimote</s>Move controller. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 09:24, 15 October 2010 (PDT)

== Should there be a link to Chris and Hypocrisy when he starts talking about "the homos" ==

in the xbox is okay video he says that homos are alright

:Given that it's in the same saga and from a rather recent video, I'm of the opinion that it should at least be added to the article.--[[User:Spoonman|Spoonman]] 00:10, 15 October 2010 (PDT)

== Random-access reference? ==

Doesn't the title remind you of [http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/bloodninja anything else]? Do you think Chris knows of this little exchange? --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 07:08, 15 October 2010 (PDT)
:Considering Chris references Star Trek without actually watching anything related to Star Trek, I'm betting he just heard it somewhere and thought it was funny. - [[User:CypherFDP|CypherFDP]] 08:14, 15 October 2010 (PDT)
::I think Chris probably learned about it the same way I did: browsing ED. He's shown that he knows about several of the things that ED articles were made about (though I don't really have any links) and I wouldn't be surprised if he saw it there. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 08:25, 15 October 2010 (PDT)

== English Accent ==
In the jackie chats, Jackie asked Chris to use an English accent for this video. Is it worthy of mention in the article that Chris seems to be unable to distinguish between a English accent and a horrid version of olde English? --[[User:Shotaru|Shotaru]] 07:20, 7 November 2010 (PST)

Talk:A Workout

2010-10-20T22:18:20Z

Shotaru: /* stuffed bra */

Talk:A Workout

2010-10-20T21:31:36Z

Shotaru: Created page with " == stuffed bra == Do you guys think Jackie is the one that requested him to stuff his sports bra for this video? --~~~~"

== stuffed bra ==
Do you guys think Jackie is the one that requested him to stuff his sports bra for this video? --[[User:Shotaru|Shotaru]] 14:31, 20 October 2010 (PDT)

Talk:100 2267

2010-10-10T14:28:11Z

Shotaru:

Anyone transcribing? Guess I'll give it a go...--[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 15:24, 7 October 2010 (PDT)

Oh sorry man, I just did. I'll add it to the page but there were a couple of words I didn't guess, like at 00:24. [[User:Enibure|Enibure]] 15:27, 7 October 2010 (PDT)

Just edited it with the template from the previous video...edited a but of corect stuff in there someone else take care of it I'm off to tranbscribe another video he just uploaded.--[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 16:04, 7 October 2010 (PDT)

I fixed up the transcription [[User:StarryNight|StarryNight]] 15:41, 7 October 2010 (PDT)

I'm pretty sure it's "following" not "wallowing", but Chris does pronounce his Fs like a retard. [[User:Enibure|Enibure]] 16:15, 7 October 2010 (PDT)

I still think he's saying "wallowing," as he's always seemed to believe that trolls are sand, pathetic people who are unhappy with their own lives and only troll Chris to make themselves feel better. His mouth doesn't even come close to forming the letter F [[User:StarryNight|StarryNight]] 19:41, 7 October 2010 (PDT)

Oh dear god, Is Chris referencing The Boss? His "Kill me Clyde Cash". --[[User:Radiant Price|Radiant Price]] 16:17, 7 October 2010 (PDT)

What does a "one cent daughter" even mean? Why is he insulting Panda's and Clyde's kid? --[[User:DamianAntaria|DamianAntaria]] 19:10, 7 October 2010

:Her name is Penny. [[User:CrassCrab|CrassCrab]] 18:41, 7 October 2010 (PDT)

:: "one cent daughter" is some kind of insult that Chris formed in his mind and thinks that it sounds good. Think of his "Laugh's Under Lucricities" line. There's no specific meaning to it, other than to upset Clyde. The fact that he would go as low as to insult a baby is worth noting however. --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 08:39, 8 October 2010 (PDT)

==The Pity shirt==
It doesn't have a picture of it in the gallery, i'll add one myself but i don't have the template--[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 19:15, 7 October 2010 (PDT)

==THAT FACE==

LOOK AT THAT FACE GODDAMN [[User:EtonpilfAnetah|EtonpilfAnetah]] 08:39, 8 October 2010 (PDT)
:Useless post is useless. Please refrain from doing it again (admins are cracking down on it). --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 10:10, 8 October 2010 (PDT)

==On a more serious note==

The horde of pages titled with these strings of numbers is getting seriously annoying. Since Chris is too damn slow-in-the-mind to give his videos proper names, could we at least rename all the strings-of-number-videos to better relfect their content? [[User:EtonpilfAnetah|EtonpilfAnetah]] 14:31, 8 October 2010 (PDT)
:I agree. It's way easier to remember video names than random strings of numbers. I suggest something like "Chris is a guido."--[[User:Shotaru|Shotaru]] 07:28, 10 October 2010 (PDT)

User:Shotaru

2010-09-07T16:13:19Z

Shotaru: /* The mayor's coming, look happy. */

Talk:My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey

2010-06-11T18:50:30Z

Shotaru:

==Liquid's reaction==
I wonder if Liquid has reacted to any of this. You'd think he should, but no article references this as far as I can see. Is he reacting and does it need to be documented? --[[User:Hayate666|Hayate666]] 12:22, 31 October 2009 (CET)

==The sad truth behind this how-to-draw book...==
I've seen this book before. The interior is basically a long series of "how to draw couples having sex" images--light on the instruction, heavy on the couples having sex. Notably it also includes an extensive section on [[Homos|gay and lesbian]] couples... [[User:Ensign disposable|Ensign disposable]] 17:03, 31 October 2009 (CET)
* I have the book and I can confirm that. It's not explicit, but still it's there. Now that I think about it? I wouldn't be surprised if he used that for the "It's All Coming Back To Me" video! --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 17:18, 31 October 2009 (CET)
* I was actually relieved when I saw that it was the How-To-Draw Couples book... from the blurry youtube thumbnail, it almost looked like an illustration of Terra Branford from FF6... which incited a small bit of nerdrage in me that he had gotten his mitts on the Final Fantasy series now, and that we were soon going to see Sonichu versions of Cloud and Tifa. -- [[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 18:17, 1 November 2009 (CET)
* I put up an article about it this morning, but it got deleted. I still think it's at least worth a mention that Chris owns a book which is partially full of gay erotica. -- [[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 00:41, 2 November 2009 (CET)
*Oh god, are you serious? wat. --[[User:Pedonymous|oh god stick it in my pooper]]
** Added in a very brief section. -- [[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 20:44, 4 November 2009 (CET)

== Kacey's video deleted ==
Yeah. Does anyone have it downloaded/uploaded under a different account? or is there a reason to it's deletion? --[[User:Shotaru|Shotaru]] 18:50, 11 June 2010 (UTC)

Talk:6 June 2010

2010-06-07T23:27:27Z

Shotaru:

Fool that I am, I think I might actually transcribe this... [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 03:31, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
*I will take the second half of DIS BITCH. This is an urge I cannot control. Also what the fuck Chris is fucking stalking Snyder now goddammit.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:58, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:*Sorry, I finished it up before I saw your update. I sincerely apologize if you listened to any of this shit unecessarily. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 04:06, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
::*You did a good job! I did do some transcribing before I realized you had finished it, but honestly I needed the practice anyway.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:03, 7 June 2010 (UTC)

== To do ==

Add Michael Synder's comment from YouTube that sparked this (see Da update for it). --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:32, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
* Done. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 04:29, 7 June 2010 (UTC)

== Rename dis bitch ==
If a video does not have a proper name, you name it after the date it went up. This should be "6 June 2010". What is so goddamn hard about this?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:00, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
*Whathisname usually figures out how to treat shit, that's why I named it that. That's why. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:02, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:*Now that I know Champ made the page, I feel bad about my first comment.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:03, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
::*You are forgiven, my son. Happens to the best of us.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:21, 7 June 2010 (UTC)

==I'LL RUN YOU OVER DEAD==

This is the second time that we know of that Chris has tried to commit vehicular homicide. I get the feeling that at this rate, he's going to get himself <s>v@</s> V& by the end of the year. -- [[User:Revolver Octopus|Revolver Octopus]] 07:40, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:*Chris is going to be vat'd, huh? -[[User:Brofose|Brofose]] 10:00, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
::*Probably. They need to do ''something'' to get the stank out of him. -- [[User:Revolver Octopus|Revolver Octopus]] 10:44, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:::*Still - this is only one version of the events. For all we know he could be exaggerating the entire situation - but I like to think we get the TRUE and HONEST version of events sometimes. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 12:23, 7 June 2010 (UTC)

==Add to relevant article?==
"Right, if I had the right mind, I would send, I would give him a charge of verbal, serve him a charge of verbal harassment!"
This right after he tried to take a picture of some guy to use as a dartboard, drove (presumably) drunk, took pictures without the person's consent, nearly ran two people over, and then thought he could bitch about it on the internet. Is this Chris and Law or Chris and Reality? [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 14:56, 7 June 2010 (UTC)

The key theme here is that it's innocent behavior when Chris does it. I suggest Chris and Hypocrisy or Examples of Chris's Ego.
[[User:CWCspatcher|CWCspatcher]] 15:01, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
Although this definitely merits mention on Chris and the Law as well, as prime evidence of his mentality that the law is not meant for punishing him in any circumstance. [[User:CWCspatcher|CWCspatcher]] 15:04, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
*Not to mention Death Threats.--[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 11:25, 7 June 2010 (EST)

==Stalking==

According to Wikipedia, which is always right, "[s]talking can be defined as the willful and repeated following, watching, and / or harassing of another person." Chris has been banned from the The GAMe PLACe. He's gone back repeatedly, each time being told to leave and never come back. He admitted to planning to go willfully back this time in order to watch and photograph Michael Snyder. It's not necessarily a crime, but it does seem to constitute stalking by a reasonable definition. I just think it should be noted that it's not just troll puffery to call it that. —[[User:Thepicklesuitintheman|Thepicklesuitintheman]] 16:54, 7 June 2010 (UTC)

==Snyder's input==

Any chance we can get a hold of Mike and get his side of the story? He might appreciate it too if we got that and put it up here so everyone and his grandmother doesn't call and ask him. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 17:07, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:I sent him a message on Youtube, if I get a response (unlikely) I'll screencap it and add it to the article. If anyone knows a more direct way to contact him, it would be great to get the whole story from him.--[[User:Star Platinum|Star Platinum]] 19:40, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
::Perhaps Mimms or Lucas would know a way of getting ahold of him. Of course, you'd need to get ahold of Mimms or Lucas first, but that would seem to be an easier feat considering their past cooperation with certain websites. --[[User:shearod|shearod]] 22:36, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:::I'm in the process of asking Mimms if he knows anything about this. I'll post what I find. [[User:Meat Miracle|Meat Miracle]] 23:13, 7 June 2010 (UTC)

==At the bar with a Bud and a DS==

I was re-reading the transcript of the video when these little things starting nagging me; who goes in a bar with a DS and why it sounds oh-so-familliar coming from Chris? Then, I had an insight; is there a possibility that Chris found in bars a new prowling ground for his "Love-Quest"? He had the same attitude at the local McCrap and Target but without the alcohol.[[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 17:11, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:*Maybe he's taking his parent's approach of meeting da ladies. After all, Barb and Bob met at a bar. -[[User:DrunkenDemomang|DrunkenDemomang]] 16:25, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
::Maybe he'll finally meet his sweetheart at the same age as Bob, when both parties out out of their prime and desperate enough. Of course, it would take a ''really'' desperate girl to get with Chris. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 20:29, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:::Don't be silly. Chris won't live anywhere near as long as Bob has so far. I predict he'll die of a heart attack in his mid fifties. Maybe forties. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 21:41, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
::::I'm also guessing 40. He eats fast food every day and he does nothing but sit on his ass. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 23:17, 7 June 2010 (UTC)

==Made up at the spot?==
Does anyone else think Chris's story sounds like it was made up at the spot at some parts? --[[User:Shotaru|Shotaru]] 23:27, 7 June 2010 (UTC)

Talk:May 2010

2010-05-28T16:03:17Z

Shotaru:

May looks like it's going to be the most dissapointing month CWC-wise since June 2009... [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 19:57, 13 May 2010 (UTC)

There've been droughts before. It's just a matter of time before someone comes up with something good. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 20:25, 13 May 2010 (UTC)

Have faith in Chris's inability to behave rationally.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 21:19, 13 May 2010 (UTC)

I didn't say he was going to stop being funny, I just said he's unfunny atm. :3 I like tracing activity and popularity of the chris. Check out this popularity-meter: [http://www.google.com/insights/search/#q=Sonichu%20%2B%20%22Christian%20Weston%20Chandler%22%20%2B%20cwcki%20%2B%20asperchu%2C&cmpt=q] (the last three months are never accurate, ignore them) [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 03:30, 15 May 2010 (UTC)

It may be picking up, this damiancamacho person is messing with his cwiki, and that almost always sets him off. [[User:Frozenblwf|Frozenblwf]] 08:00, 15 May 2010 (UTC)

I'm not sure if this is the correct page to put this in, but has anyone considered the possibility of DariaCamacho and the person telling him to leave the internet being one and the same? --[[User:Shotaru|Shotaru]] 13:55, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
:No. Daria seems to just be someone claiming to be Chris's biggest fan. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 19:50, 22 May 2010 (UTC)
::Yes, Daria isn't the mystery person--she seems to be trying to get him to come back to the internet.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 20:30, 22 May 2010 (UTC)

Seems like the cwcipedia got skullfucked again. Does anyone have a specific date as to when it gave editing freedom to everyone? (or at least, people besides dariancamacho and Chris) and did Darian do this?
PS: I have some screenshots I can upload (before the "realitycheck.jpg" got uploaded and after) incase anyone is interested. --[[User:Shotaru|Shotaru]] 16:03, 28 May 2010 (UTC)

Talk:PS3

2010-05-19T15:55:24Z

Shotaru: /* Trophies and achievements. */

== Every single purchase/download (as of feb 23 2010 ==

http://www.mediafire.com/?jym1gjw3gnf

YOU WILL KILL YOURSELVES TRYING TO ANALYZE THIS [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 07:32, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
* oh man. I am gonna have to steel myself a bit before I tackle that shit. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 13:06, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
:* Aaaand I think I got it all. Now I will be depressed for the rest of the day. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 15:43, 3 March 2010 (UTC)

==To do==
*Chris's fanboy faggotry with PS3 (ultimate life upgrade, etc.)
*Make available a log of his PSN purchases.
*Make reference to credit card theft.

Is there a way to look up Playstation Network stats (e.g. trophies) while not on the PSN? [[User:Ensign disposable|Ensign disposable]] 01:50, 17 July 2009 (CEST)
: The folks at /_cwc/ hinted that [http://profiles.us.playstation.com/playstation/psn/profiles/Sonichu nowadays we can]. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 15:30, 11 September 2009 (CEST)

* Chain these links together for his entire DLC purchases.
http://outerheaven.pastebin.com/f5736ffdd
http://outerheaven.pastebin.com/f277fb9e2
http://outerheaven2.pastebin.com/m26fb6764

http://outerheaven2.pastebin.com/f61a9b739 (his ALT usa account when he was hacked the second time)

uh yeah. this is pretty much the only thing that matters. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 09:56, 20 October 2009 (CEST)

* stats: total $2485.89 (dlc only not including hardware/software/game discs/umds...etc...chris's list of games for that info...so...)
634 total things (2 being tax from troll purchases when hacked first time post-julie)
1 29.99
1 24.99
4 19.99
1 17.99
6 14.99
2 12.99
2 11.99
33 9.99 (1 troll purchase made here)
1 8.99
7 7.99
4 6.99
14 6.25
79 5.99 (1 troll purchase made here)
1 5.50
42 5.49
40 4.99
20 3.99
1 3.49
60 2.99
6 2.49
203 1.99
1 1.49
81 .99
1 .66 (troll tax)
19 .49
1 .42 (troll tax)
3 .15

yeah. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 10:21, 20 October 2009 (CEST)

== I've got to say something ==

...he does have a ton of 100%s here, which does make me sorta little bit hexbox-green with envy. Though most of them seem to be from games with only a few trophies (closer to the 200-gamerscore arcade games in XBL). ''And'' a few of these look like pretty simple games. But still, surprisingly many, considering the fact that just a few months ago there were ''three'' games in the list with 100%.

Sincerely, just a random guy in the last stages of of grinding his way to 1200 G in ''Mass Effect'', --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 20:07, 2 December 2009 (CET)

==Friend Limit MAXIMUM!==
Chris' friend limit is at the max on his PSN account. Does he have another one so he can still stay in contact with his 'fans'? Also, how do I get his LPB levels HOW DID I GET HERE OH GOD I AM NO GOOD WITH COMPUTER
*The only way I know is to go on LittleBigPlanet and search Sonichu and you're guaranteed to find his levels. And don't forget to do your signature, btw. It's one of those buttons in the middle of the set right on top of this box. --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 04:10, 3 January 2010 (CET)

== I've gotta be honest ==
I was expecting a NOGAEMS joke somewhere in the article. [[User:Dann Woolf|Dann Woolf]] 20:07, 16 January 2010 (UTC)
*If there's no direct link to Chris, expect it wouldn't be there. It's a way to keep the blubber away. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 20:23, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

== Does Chris have a fat or slim PS3? ==
I'm sure he had a fat one but knowing Chris, he probably bought the slim too. If he does indeed use the fat one, was he not affected by the PSN clock death thing that happened recently? [[User:Dave|Dave]]
*it probably was affected but it didn't matter as the problem is fixed. he bought it when it first came out so he has a fat one. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 07:30, 3 March 2010 (UTC)

==Chris's game of the month==

This section is to inform people about the game Chris is currently playing the most for the month, for example a the last two seem to have been spent playing Heavy Rain and God Of War III, well this month Chris has revealed to the world that he's got his hands on the aclaimed sandbox game Infamous.[[User:Hieghts503|Hieghts503]] 18:52, 1 May 2010 (UTC)
*That makes too much sense--he's probably playing it right now, pretending that it's actually the Sonichu game.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 22:29, 1 May 2010 (UTC)
** Yeah or he's pretending the gang members are his trolls and the leaders of them are, Blue Spike, Liquid Chris, and Clyde Cash respectevly.[[User:Hieghts503|Hieghts503]] 23:26, 1 May 2010 (UTC)
***Ah fuck. I liked Infamous! --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 23:31, 1 May 2010 (UTC)
**** I do to, but I'm stuck on the level where you're supposed to protect Trish's bus.

Some of us have him friended on the PSN, right? Would it be possible for us to keep track of Chris's total time spent using the PS3 each month? Also, I can't see the individual trophies on his PSN profile--I assume that's just the site fucking up.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 21:41, 3 May 2010 (UTC)

* What I do is compare trophies.-- [[User:Hieghts503|Hieghts503]] 00:14, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
** Also I have sent him a friend request a fews months back, he hasn't responded.-- [[User:Hieghts503|Hieghts503]] 00:15, 12 May 2010 (UTC)

== Trophies and achievements ==

I was wondering: Since Chris seems to be such a trophy junkie, is he aware of the fact that the idea of trophies is heavily inspired by the "hexbox 360's" achievements? Has he ever mentioned anything about it? --[[User:Shotaru|Shotaru]] 15:55, 19 May 2010 (UTC)

CWCki:Community Portal

2010-05-18T21:52:15Z

Shotaru: /* CHRIS IS STUPID */

__NEWSECTIONLINK__
The Community Portal is designed to be a public forum to discuss CWCki related affairs for site wide concerns, policy, that sort of thing.

Please consult the archives to make sure your concern hasn't already been posted before:

[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 1]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 2]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 3]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 4]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 5]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 6]]

== I want to warn other women ==

Hello, my name is Jackie. Jesus, I can't believe I'm doing this.

Long story short, I'm in the market for a boyfriend and I posted online, thinking I would give it a shot. I meet a guy named Christian Weston Chandler. Guess where this is going.

I didn't know anything about this guy before I met him there. I talked back and forth with him for a bit on email, got to know him a little. I didn't know he was such an internet freak. But he told me all about this cwcki site, because I wanted to know more about him and I wanted him to make a video for me. He initially refused to make a video for me because he said it "got him in trouble before". I didn't know what he meant, so he sent me here to see videos of him talking to previous girlfriends and how the nasty trolls got him in trouble for it. Mind you, he was very careful to remind me that this website is full of lies and shouldn't be trusted, despite the fact he himself sent me here.

But I respected the fact he was at least being honest with me about this online shit. Or so it seemed. I watched a bunch of his videos, got more and more disturbed by them. I questioned him on some things, like how he apparently cheated on one of his ex-girlfriends with some other girl online. As was quite insulting (but not at all surprising now that I've familiarized myself with this site), he lied to me and said it never happened. Even though he himself admitted to cheating on her in a video HE MADE.

And a bunch of other shit he lied about too. Like professing his love for me every five minutes, even though he COULDN'T REMEMBER MY FUCKING NAME. Check this video out: http://www.mediafire.com/?zzivjw32mlj
I asked him to make me a video showing me his female-pleasuring skills (this was before I started to realize what a disgusting piece of shit he is), and he CALLS ME BY HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND'S NAME.

So there you go, have at it. He calls this website full of liars, but as far as I can tell he's a worthless piece of shit and this site is pretty frank about it. I'm fucking done dealing with him but I thought I'd contribute my experience as a warning to all the other women in Virginia.--[[User:JaxRomy|JaxRomy]] 12:24am, 22 April 2010 (EST)

:* Hello Jackie, and welcome. I am sorry you had to encounter Christian without any prior warning- the truth must be shocking and a little frightening (you know he twice tried to convince the trolls to trick him into raping someone who was [[rocky|trying to help him and only looking out for his best interests]], right?). I'm sure I speak for everyone here when I say that you are most welcome here, and that your experience will be added to the massive (and growing) pile of documentation regarding this mental man and his life. Your goal of warning others is a noble one and I invite you to come, join in the documentation and study of Christian Weston Chandler. Again, you have my sympathies. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 04:54, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Glad to be of service! Also, if you feel like you want to, you can add a better profile for him to Dontdatehimgirl.com--there's been one up there since 4chan/SA found his comic in 2007 and it's woefully out of date. And sorry you had to put up with being in a relationship with Chris. You are also welcome to contribute any information you want.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 04:58, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Welcome, Jackie, and I apologize for the inconvenience you had in registering for a new account. If you have any questions or concerns, feel free to leave a message on my [[User talk:Champthom|talk page]].--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:01, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Chris chan, "cute"? Lol. Anyway, welcome. --[[User:James Lamp-Eye|James Lamp-Eye]] 05:08, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*At least Chris had the lack of sense to point you here and warn you of what you were in for if you met him. Every new bit of Chris we see is darker and more disturbing than the last. This site does little more than hold a mirror up to Chris and let his own words speak for themselves. Enjoy exploring the man-child-sized bullet you just dodged. Any and all contributions you wish to make would be most appreciated. As you can see, we "trolls" are mainly fascinated observers of the perversion of nature known as Christian Chandler. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 05:31, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Jackie, I am so sorry you had to go through this.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:58, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Welcome and we're sorry for what you had to experience with Chris. You were lucky he pointed you here so soon. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 06:01, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Welcome Jackie and thank you for sharing your experience with us. I must congratulate you on your fortitude. The video he sent you make me feel quite nauseous and it's not even aimed at me! Yes, Christian Chandler is quite the sick puppy we describe and yet your e-mails are filled with juicy details and interesting anecdotes. You have proven your value and you are most welcome here among us. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 06:10, 22 April 2010 (UTC)
:*Hey, there. I'm so sorry about what happened between you and Chris, but it was for the best, yes? Hope you have fun here. じゃね!--[[User:SniperFire16|SniperFire16]] 13:21, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

== YOU ARE FAGGOTS ==

every single last one of you. seriously. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:52, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
* We love you too, Clyde. --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 02:05, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
:* Indeed. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 02:06, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
::* Have my babiez, plz?--[[User:SniperFire16|SniperFire16]] 03:24, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
*I want you inside me, Clyde. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:30, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
*Oh Clyde, you're too nice. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 03:25, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
*Cool.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:40, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
*Yes. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 12:47, 23 April 2010 (UTC)

== Icon Templates ==

So I've added some code to the icon templates (and even added the normal icon template code to about a third of the shirt icons) so we can toggle the text labels for the icons. I mainly forsee this being useful for the video boxes on articles, rather than having to type '''<nowiki>{{BlueRedSleeveRugby}}</nowiki> Blue & Red Sleeve Rugby''', you can type '''<nowiki>{{BlueRedSleeveRugby|text=yes}}</nowiki>''' to generate the same effect. It also allows all uses of the icon template to be easily updated, should we decided to do something like rename a shirt.

I notice that there is a lot of inconsistency on pages with videos - some use icon templates, some don't - so do partly, probably due to new icon templates having later been made. So my plan is to revisit pages with videos and update them to use the templates. My dilemma is - should the format for showing the text be: '''<nowiki>{{Icontemplate|text=yes}}</nowiki>''' or '''<nowiki>{{Icontemplate|text}}</nowiki>''' or something else? --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:56, 24 April 2010 (UTC)

:Oh and examples of the icons with their respective text labels can be found [[User:Anonymax/Sandbox2|here]]. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:59, 24 April 2010 (UTC)
:I reallllly need some feedback on this. Plz replai --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 11:17, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
:*Hey mate, looks fantastic. In my position as a complete nobody I approve of this change. Going back and retroactively changing every video is gunna be interesting, however... -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 22:32, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
:* It's a good job Anonymax. Well done- I was watching as you put them up last night, you've done a great job with them --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 22:38, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

:Well I had to make the change to the templates so the default behaviour was not to show the label - in an ideal world, the default would be to show the label. I'm currently a fan of the '''<nowiki>{{Icontemplate|text}}</nowiki>''' way of triggering the display of labels - and unless anyone comes up with a reason to set it a different way, I'll make some changes soon. Yes the task of going through every page with video templates is going to take some time - however, it will help make all of them consistent. We like consistency. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 00:58, 26 April 2010 (UTC)
:Added some more code to my sandbox version of an icon template - now the template will accept custom text:
::*'''<nowiki>{{Icontemplate}}</nowiki>''' produces {{Comics}}
::*'''<nowiki>{{Icontemplate|text}}</nowiki>''' produces {{Comics|text}}
::*'''<nowiki>{{Icontemplate|Some Text}}</nowiki>''' produces {{Comics|Some Text}}
: A more flexible solution methinks --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 01:32, 26 April 2010 (UTC)

:*That works well, good job --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 02:43, 26 April 2010 (UTC)
:*I think I'm happy with the sandbox example for icon templates and their usage - but any suggestions for improvements before I start to apply it to all templates would be good --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 14:54, 26 April 2010 (UTC)

All icon templates have been updated now. The process of editing each video page to make use of the templates is slowly underway. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 02:26, 4 May 2010 (UTC)

== Sonichu update ==

I noticed today that some troll has "updated" Sonichu 11 with some new pages. Does anybody know who is this troll?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:06, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

Protip: When stuff appears on CWCipedia, we put it there. Clyde in all likelyhood. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 00:09, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

Then the troll failed in completely capturing Chris's fail. The comic is actually well done and funny. But in all seriousness, i'm starting to thinkg that its alec after seeing th sonichu 11 page here.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:14, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

nah, the style is different, take for example the sonichu revolution pages, they are more blunt and the chris chan character ends up being the lazy jerk he usually is, while his characters are more kind and/or dumber than usual. This one has chris chan acting with reason, and focuses more onto the sonichus, and how they should really react on theyr miserable lives, on the other hand, this does go with someof the plans i've read around the CWCipedia.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 00:24, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

It was originally done by a PVCC poster, and appeared there first. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 00:34, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
:It's hilarious. I'm thinking I'll add this to the CWC blog page, with a note saying that Wikisysop's account was "hacked" and not TRUE AND HONEST. Gotta keep up appearances, you know.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 00:40, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
::Its funny until the end, when its just pretty depresing, but as realistic as it could be.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:54, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

== An attempt to rebuild old bridges ==

Hello friends. Embarrassed as I was by Chris's DEPLORABLE behavior concerning his latest female victim, I decided to write a letter to express my sheerest disapproval with his habitual dishonesty. Inspired by that young woman's disclosure of her correspondences, here is the letter I posted:

{{quoteboxred|From: Alec-Chan Asperchu <albasperchu@live.com>
To: Mayor Ian Brandon Anderson <chrischansonichu@aol.com>

Hey, Chris, it's Alec. How you doing?

Some of my fans linked me to that new girl Jackie on the cwcki, all those emails between you two. Too bad she broke the confidence you two had, I didn't think that was necessary. But I like best the part where she thinks I was you and asks you about my comics, and you respond by saying I was some guy who made a "fan-fiction" of Sonichu and have been trying to "1-up" you this whole time. Wow, Chris, way to go back on your fucking word once again. Remember when you told me you understood Asperchu was original and that it had nothing to do with Sonichu? Guess that was a lie. I'd say I am disappointed but since you've lied to me dozens of times already, this is pretty predictable. By the way, I can't really "1-up" a comic that stopped being produced for months at a time, anyway.

On a more positive note, however, I'm happy you ARE finally working on your comic again. Between all my responsibilities and my own comic, it was getting pretty stressful to try to pick up your comic for you, too. I especially like that you decided to kill Sandy (this page: http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_11/Page_27 is my favorite one). Even though you lied to Jackie repeatedly (that's why she dumped you, by the way), it's nice to see that you're now owning up to the fact that Sandy isn't your character any more than Simonla was.

Hope Patty is eating your soul,

Alec

P.S. Hey, you like God of War, don't you? Does your recent video mean you want Kratos to wear a bra? Most men don't have boobs like you do, you know.}}

I kept things positive and very cordial, as you can see; I wished to make peace. Here was Chris's reply:

{{quotebox|From: Mayor Ian Brandon Anderson <chrischansonichu@aol.com>
To: Alec-Chan Asperchu <albasperchu@live.com>

Shut up.}}

Following this he blocked my email (again). I wish I could say I was disheartened, but as we know this isn't the first time my olive branch has been slapped away... --[[User:ALBASPERCHU|ALBASPERCHU]] 21:52, 24 April 2010 (CST)

:Alec, every time you post it's like a tiny gift from the heavens.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:04, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
::Seconded.--[[User:SniperFire16|SniperFire16]] 22:18, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
:*Alec, I want you. Bad. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 22:29, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
: Alec, if you are ever in new york you are welcome here

== Internal Server Error 500 ==

Over the past 15min, I've noticed this error occurring more frequently. Also the site seems to be running slower today. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 17:35, 26 April 2010 (UTC) - observing
:Now getting worse again --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 00:45, 27 April 2010 (UTC)

Not noticed it in any seriousness for a while --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 10:14, 27 April 2010 (UTC)

== The most retarded thing ever ==

http://cwctwitter.wikia.com/wiki/CWCville_Twitter_Wiki

and legi0n complained about ed. jesus christ. they even stole the box template that i stole from halcy :( --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 12:17, 27 April 2010 (UTC)
*A wiki for Sonichu Joke Twitters. Oh internet, you never cease to amaze.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 17:46, 27 April 2010 (UTC)

== CWCpedia down ==

am i the only one getting an error when trying to enter cwcpedia? has chris taken the page down?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 11:20, 29 April 2010 (UTC)
:Chris can't take it down. It's just 110MB being stupid again.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 14:44, 29 April 2010 (UTC)

== A Question... ==

Has anyone here thought of trying to send Christian a copy of "Undateable"? I think the book might break his brain... I mean, one of thing things listed in that book that makes a guy Undateable is "he plays videogames"... you all see where I'm going with this? -Keeperofthekorteenee
:This might be an idea. If you got some spare money, please send him a copy. By the way, to sign your post, you need to type the symbol "~" four times. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 01:46, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
:*This is interesting. Let me give it some thought, although to be honest Chris doesn't want to make himself more datable, he wants the ''standards of the entire eligable female population of the world to change to accomodate him''. That's why, no matter how many times people say ''Girls are the metal, boys are the magnets'' he will scream denials and complain that it ''should be'' or, alternatively, ''sometimes is'' the other way around. Chris not only does not want to improve himself, he ''actively resists'' such attempts because he is perfect and you can't improve on perfection. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:34, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
Remember when Vivian sent a book to Chris? Any book you send Chris, that isn't positive stupid advice like "How To Talk To Girls" won't make any sort of effect on him.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 04:54, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
 
I think the Jackie emails have shown us exactly how little Chris is prepared to go through for china, I seriously doubt that he'll make as immense an improvement as giving up his precious vidya for it. Besides, he outright ''refused'' to sell any of his videogames or game systems during the Miyamoto saga, and let's keep in mind that the manchild has like 500 games and 10 game systems
No, I'm afraid Chris will forever be a virgin with rage, unless maybe he gets the chance of a free hooker again (he did accept a fatty/redhead as a potential sweetheart). [[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 21:22, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
:Chris is able to call the entire practice of Psychology stupid simply because it doesn't match up with his opinions on aspergers. The manchild can Mental Block shit like you wouldn't believe.
:If someone sent him the book, he would just toss it in the giant pile of crap in his room and forget about it. On the slim chance that he actually did read it he would either mental block it (Well that's just your OPINION/That's debatable) or miss the point completely (Wow! Good thing none of these apply to me, because I'm perfect). If we go for the best possible outcome here and assume he both reads it, and misses the point completely, we might get some moderate lulz if he chooses to make a video and lecture us all on how much he knows about dating, but the chances of that happening are near-zero.
:Still, if you wanna buy Chris free stuff, be my guest.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 22:07, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
To all of you... good point. I'm a bit new to mocking this idiot manchild; I'll catch up eventually... [[User:Keeperofthekorteenee|Keeperofthekorteenee]] 22:42, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
 
:Welcome, friend, and enjoy the ride. I reccomend [[Chris and art]] and [[Chris and English]], two of my favs :D [[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 22:52, 4 May 2010 (UTC)

== Hello All ==

New user here, been browsing this excellent site for a few days now, after first hearing about Chris last year. Look forward to becoming a contributing member of CWCki, and thought I'd post here to 1. Offer my aid/support/whatever in regards to future trolling efforts (You guys have done some really excellent work, if I may say so), and 2. Let it be known that the PVCC forum is apparently having trouble in regards to getting new-user registration past the "fill in your data and submit for registration" phase (I realize that it's a private forum, and that may well be by design, but I thought I'd speak up on the off chance that it's not intentional). Anyway, I suppose that's all I have to say at the moment, so... Yeah. Hello. [[User:RobGoblin|RobGoblin]] 17:16, 6 May 2010 (UTC)

:y hello thar--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 20:01, 7 May 2010 (UTC)
:Hiii <(^_^)> [[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:08, 8 May 2010 (UTC)
::The PVCC registrations are being submitted, but the handling of the confirmation page is broken. It's a known issue - unlikely to be fixed soon though. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 01:47, 8 May 2010 (UTC)

Hello Rob. And Hello CWCKi. I am another new user, and I would also like to offer my assistance as a writer/contributor as well as in any future trolling efforts. I first heard about CWC from monkeyoaaron's (sp?) Ear Rape Coffee video on the youtube. So I did a little research and found CWC's TRUE and HONEST videos of fail. I found out about the CWCki when Hells1ng920 posted his epic rant on youtube, he had a link to this website so I clicked it and it led me here, and now I'm a member, so I will talk to you all later! [[User:U2rockfan|U2rockfan]] 11:50, 8 May 2010 (UTC) (Patriot720 on Youtube)

Hello, everyone. I am new here, although I've lurked for quite a bit, and I would like to commend you for all your dedication towards chronicling the manchild's life. I've been missing out on the action for way too long, and I'm eager and willing to help this wiki grow and expand. I dutifully offer my services as a contributor and participant of any trolling attempts. Anyways, hello! :D-[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 02:33, 15 May 2010 (UTC)

== Performance styles ==

I have been browsing aorund the videos for a while and noticed that maybe we could add "Racist" to the performance styles as they have been relatively frequent. (the jugaloo, bunny hop video, the surfshack tito saga videos and possibly some others i may have missed).[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:12, 8 May 2010 (UTC)

== 500 Internal Server Error ==
Is it any better now? [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 20:08, 8 May 2010 (UTC)

== Chris is dead, now what ==

So lets say that our hero decides to become an hero what becomes of the wiki ? --[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 06:55, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
:i never realized that. but i doubt that chris would become an hero. i think it would be by diabetes or a heart attack. but either way i fear the day, as it would mean that the cwcki would go down.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 12:39, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
:*The CWCki will remain as a warning to future generations. The mistakes of CWC must never be repeated. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 13:08, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

That is actually something I have wondered for a while. What if Chris died? Hhhmmm...Well, for one thing, Da Update would certainly slow down. CWCipedia would either shut down, be turned into a monument to Chris or be opened to trolls again. And then CWCki would become a site for literal Christorians, and everyone would just be devoted to researching Chris's life. Then one day, Cogs sells the information to a movie studio, and we get Christian Weston Chandler: The Movie. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 13:21, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

== Visual consistency of comic Chris ==

Anyone notice how Chris has drawn himself looking like 50 different people across all these issues?
Anyway, I'm thinking of either adding an article about this or incorporating it into the comic chris page as a special section, any thoughts?
[[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 18:54, 10 May 2010 (UTC)
*At one point, I wanted to collaborate every depiction of Chris into one image, but given he draws himself differently so many times, it is a Herculean task. If you feel like it, go for it. I'd say that this could easily be incorporated into the character page for Chris's comic book self. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:25, 10 May 2010 (UTC)

==Gamefaqs==
[http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/user.php?board=960619&topic=54555151&user=5492961 Profile]

[http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/960619-modnation-racers/54555151 Modnation]

[http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/975212-super-street-fighter-iv/54555218 Street Fighter]

The writing style's pretty close. If it's a troll, he's either too subtle for his own good, or has no real goal other than "Pretend to be Chris".--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 17:47, 11 May 2010 (UTC)
*Get Clyde to confirm or deny it and we'll go from there. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:50, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
:*Sir yes sir.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 07:28, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
*That thing reeks of Chris. I would bet money that it's him. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 08:23, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
*Believe it or not, I think Chris can spell separate. And also,it doesn't seem like him to try to help people. * "I will personally Not Judge one or ''Separate'' any individual People as such"
From the CWC Blog
[[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 17:50, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
* Chris's writing style is highly inconsistent. Also, he's not "helping" them, it's more like he's trying to "rally the masses" so he can port his save data from one game to another. Or something like that.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 17:57, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
* "Rally the masses", I like that, it seems just like something he would do. But still, I have my doubts, some elaborate trolling might be set up here. In any case, I don't think we should concern ourselves with this until it's confirmed it's Chris or Chris responds to it being false. [[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 18:03, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
*Well, he could be a troll, but Occams's razor leads me to say he's the real deal. Here's another thread Chris posted in: [http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/960619-modnation-racers/54377904?page=4]. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 19:34, 12 May 2010 (UTC)

== Memo on uploading images ==

If you upload images you found on other sites, try to source the HONEST and ORIGINAL creator when possible, or at least where you found it. It's good wiki policy in general. Likewise, try to use Creative Commons stuff whenever possible. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:53, 12 May 2010 (UTC)

== Sydney Kirsch ==

In the wake of the [[Jackie]] emails, on or about the 22nd of April a brave <s>troll</s> woman named Sydney Kirsch mistook Chris for "[[Liquid|another Chris]]" at [[The Game Place]], with whom she had intended to do some Poke'mon related business. Since she had forgotten this handsome, devilishly charming man's e-mail address, she simply googled Chris and The Game Place then e-mailed the first place that came up. The following is all record of what took place...

Sydney had the noble end-goal of wanting to get Chris to resume answering the mailbags, by trading naked pictures of herself for answered questions. Unfortunately... things did not turn out that way at all.

Some subject matter (mostly audio clips and voice mail messages) have not been posted because they are mostly irrelevant, don't add to the story and/or don't contain input from Chris. Note that the date/time stamps on e-mails are for Virginia time, while the date/time stamps on audio clips are [[PandaHalo|Adelaide, Australia time]]. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]]

*Dude, don't forget to sign your posts! Anyways, I moved all the stuff about Sydney [[User:Ronichu/Sydney|here]] because I didn't expect you to make an entire damn page on the community portal about her. I can confirm that Chris was in contact with Sydney so yeah, we could make a regular page for her. For the time being, there's that user page. Not sure what to call a page for her though - most pages that are about the person are about the person them self and not so much the actual conversations they had with Chris (see [[Vanessa Hudgens]] versus [[Vanessa Saga]]). Yet this isn't a proper saga, given the nature of it. We can't just call it e-mails because there's also those two call. So mostly we need a name for this page and we can post stuff there.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:55, 12 May 2010 (UTC)

:* I agree that it's definitely not a saga. If you look at the saga timeline someone drew up, the sagas are getting remarkably shorter and shorter. I honestly think to be a saga it has to provoke significant public response from Chris over at least a few months. I don't know what to call it; maybe 'Sydney Contacts'? To be honest, as I said before Champ, I don't know if there's really much here at all. Chris is getting more desperate, he is still looking online but hoping to move it offline ASAP, Chris can't remember people's names... Probably the only significant information in this whole thing is that if you try to call Chris and be a faggot, it will not work so don't try. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 00:14, 13 May 2010 (UTC)

* Jesus, even Chris was bored by those emails. What would be the point of yet another e-girlfriend, anyway? Just stop it already. [[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 21:37, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
:*The point was to get him to restart the mailbags and nothing more. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 22:59, 12 May 2010 (UTC)

== the manchild reverts the changes. ==

It seems that CWC has reverted most of the changes done by his "fan". Apparently, character development is the cancer that will kill sonichu. I saved the changes that were deleted by america's most hated autist. Also apparently, Bubbles is jewish.
{{quoteboxred|The reason he wanted to work with Mary Lee Walsh is because he wanted to align himself with anyone who would do his bidding; however, eventually she wanted to backstab him and then destroyed him.Count Graduon is currently dead, but soon he will return as the evil God Graduon and attack Vamprosa. Sonichu had not evolved into Metonic at that point and soon God Graduon will take over his body.}}

{{quoteboxred|:Zapina had a sad, lonely life. Her parents were killed by the evil Evan. She used to live in a 2 story house with her mom and dad. One day, Evan was really angry about the popular mayor so he took a gun and shot them dead. Then he lit their house on fire and Zapina had to run away.
Eventually Zapina found comfort in the home of Simonla Rosechu. Evan did not like this and had Simonla killed.
It turns out, before Zapina was born, her mom and dad owned a factory where they produced Pokeballs. Evan was a lazy worker at the factory and wanted revenge because they fired him.
Soon Zapina would form a relationship with Ganster Sonichu; however, Gangster Sonichu broke up with Zapina because he was dating her to cover up his homosexuality. Zapina would soon be great friends with Sandy Rosechu to help get over her break up.}}

{{quoteboxred|Cera Rosechu is a very pretty Rosechu who will grow up to become a strong-willed Rosechu. Her mom does not have a lot of time to take care of her because she is too busy saving the day, so her babysitter Heather, takes cares of her.
Her babysitter is a lesbian, however Cera does not grow up to be a lesbian. She is straight like her brother and other sister. Her future husband will be Blake and Bubbles's child who is called Kyle Sonichu.
Kyle and Cera are currently in kindergarten being taught by their teacher Mrs. Lyra. Mrs. Lyra is frustrated because Kyle and Cera keep talking in class. Cera is not very good with her mathematics and she often asks Kyle for help.}}
[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 21:40, 14 May 2010 (UTC)
:Why are you writing this here and not in the CWCipedia tracker? --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 21:48, 14 May 2010 (UTC)
:*<s>didn't know how. i'm going to right now.</s> someone already did it[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 23:05, 14 May 2010 (UTC)
:If Chris reverted the changes without comment, then we need to have the girls make more changes. That ought to infuriate him. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 22:42, 14 May 2010 (UTC)
::He still hasn't reverted the changes made to the captain's log on the main page. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:12, 14 May 2010 (UTC)
:::Yeah, and I think I know why. This is pure speculation, but I think Chris just checks the recent changes page to get told what's going on. Daria Camacho made a bunch of changes with her account set to bot, and the default setting on that page is to hide bot edits. Chris hasn't reverted them because he has no idea they happened at all.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:38, 15 May 2010 (UTC)
::::Actually, chris did not revert all the edits. the vamprosa page daria set up is unchanged and he didn't delete completely the graduon page. what i copied was just what he deleted.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 13:42, 15 May 2010 (UTC)
::::Well then I think it's clear that the correct course of action is mass bot vandalism. He'll have no idea what hit him. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 02:44, 15 May 2010 (UTC)
:::::Yes! Do this! --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 16:20, 15 May 2010 (UTC)

== Broken audio links ==

Someone, do me a favor and post here pages that need working links to audio downloads and stuff like that. I believe one of the concern with transcribing some of the Mumble chats is that we have no working audio links so we need to fix that. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:01, 15 May 2010 (UTC)

Boss, the ones I could find are:

Mumble 12

CWCCumsforaCat

JackThaddius Call 2

JackThaddius Call 3

Julie Reveals Herself

DPF Phonecall

There may be more. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 15:54, 15 May 2010 (UTC)

== CHRIS IS STUPID ==
http://pastebin.com/1YndZLqf [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:04, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
*Wait was this chris telling Anonymous to piss off or somebody talking to chris? if it was the former, yeah he's fucked.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:18, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
:*god damn can you even read the first fucking line of the fucking thing? [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:23, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
*This sounds like Rocky.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 01:20, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
:*this is too fucking retarded to be from anyone else. chris is just trying to justify his fucking atrocious reputation of being a retard. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:23, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
:**But since when has he been trolled by Anonymous? When did chris send this email out?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 02:06, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
::*he's probably referring to the old meaning of anonymous. you know, before 4chan. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 02:08, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
:::*He might not even make the distinction between his current trolls and the anons. Anyway this is a pretty neat document. Any idea where we should put it? Do we have any extra context?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:41, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
::* The e-mail is now the featured quote in the cwcpedia. Well at least the last lines.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 22:05, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
original e-mail:
{{quotebox|<nowiki>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5a7HN0pa0w&feature=related</nowiki>

This was part of a radio show from a few months ago. It resurfaced recently and I had a listen.

If you wonder why this applies to you: skip to 7:00.

A woman comments about how YOU will be part of her nightmares now.

This is what normal people, not trolls, think of you. If you really think it's just trolls who have formed a bad opinion of you, think again. Just letting you know.}} [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 21:22, 17 May 2010 (UTC)

I don't see how anyone could have a good or even neutral opinion of Chris after hearing/reading about him. --[[User:Shotaru|Shotaru]] 22:28, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
*maybe its because chris is the epitome of self delution.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 22:43, 17 May 2010 (UTC)

Anyone want to hazard a guess as to why he thinks he's a good person in real life? Is he just wanting real companionship, or does he actually think that he's better in real life? If the former, he's still prime troll bait, but if it's the latter, we better pray he doesn't find a more forgiving Young Adult Social Group orwhateverthefuckitis. If he gets people in real life, and he realises he's screwed up on the internet, he won't be coming back. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 23:32, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
:If you remember from the Greene County conspiracy video, he said that he called up Rocky to see if anyone would come to the extreme sports show with him, and no one ever called back. It's obvious what's happening here. People are avoiding Chris out of disgust, because he is bad and he smells bad. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 23:53, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
::* If there is one thing I am glad for in this life it's that you cannot smell someone over the Internet. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 01:16, 18 May 2010 (UTC)
::*Wait, I can see what's going on. First, remember that Chris thinks everyone is simply afraid of him--in fact, they're repulsed by his appearance/odor/behavior. He's found out about that murder case, and seems to think that it's one of those things that can happen in relationships. This is simply an extension of the "THEY ARE AFRAID OF AUTISTICS" line of thought--he thinks people look at him and think "OH NO A BAD GUY". Or perhaps someone just told him what a horrible person he was. His definition of "horrible person" is "guy who makes me stop using Simonla" or "guy who kills ex girlfriend", not "Overweight, odorous, naive, lying manchild"--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 01:42, 18 May 2010 (UTC)
:::*Makes sense to me. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 01:52, 18 May 2010 (UTC)
:::*I rather see it as a "Pity Plea". A creepy "I could had loved her" scenario. As far as the YASG goes, I guess Wallflower talked about her ordeal and even good-thinking Christians made the choice of keeping him away. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 02:05, 18 May 2010 (UTC)
::::*Which raises the question, where will he go next? Charlottesville is a pretty small place, judging by the Google Maps screenshots. My own town is about the same size, and everyone knows all the crazy people around. I'd imagine Chris has a very similar reputation, probably due to a mix of his IRL activitites and troll activity. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:55, 18 May 2010 (UTC)
:::::*Well, Chris is obviously the village idiot, but the question is if he even realizes that himself. For all we know, he considers himself the grand master of Charlottesville and thinks everyone is honored to live in the same area. It sounds stupid and unlikely, but this is Chris we're talking about. Unless he's claimed otherwise, I don't think he'd even be aware of having a reputation like that. --[[User:Shotaru|Shotaru]] 21:52, 18 May 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Autism

2010-05-18T12:14:14Z

Shotaru: /* Does he even have any idea what autism is? */

==To do==
*List things Chris has blamed on his autism (like inability to get a girlfriend).
*the e-mail from the Miyamoto saga where he discusses the differences between autism and Asperger's syndrome.
*possible insight from the song [[A-U-T-ISM]]. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:39, 23 March 2009 (CET)

== Question for people who know anything about psychology ==

This is just something I was thinking lately - I realised that good character design needs empathy too. Would anyone say that Chris's lack of empathy also shows up in his character designs? Because to me, he seems to be unable to come up with characters that are outside of his own capabilities, or their polar opposites. His "hero" characters all seem to think like he does. For example, Simonla (or whoever it was) in the date ed episode wanted to name her daughter before she's even found her date - ''because that's what Chris does too''. His villain characters seem to be all based on his views and prejudices, and polar opposites of what he believes in, which makes it easier for him to picture them. Just look at Jason's rant in the Rage Against Garbage: rather than giving the characters unique personalities, he makes them list why they are evil. Good guys are good guys because they do things that are positive in Chris's mind, and bad guys are bad because they do things Chris doesn't approve of. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 13:30, 11 July 2009 (CEST)
*I think that's a fair thing to say. That's why most autistics and ASS PIES tend to become physicists or mathematicians and not writers and poets. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:44, 23 November 2009 (CET)

== Autism papers==
Incorporate shit from [[Autism papers]] into here. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:44, 23 November 2009 (CET)

==Chris and Asperger Syndrome==
I propose that we make this into a section on this article, as Chris has made his childish stance on Asperger's pretty clear. He went from seemingly confusing it as Alzheimer's Disease to out right denying it as an Autistic Spectrum Disorder or even a disorder similar to autism for some other kind of issue, likely an egotistical one. What does everyone else think?--[[User:Goatselover|Goatselover]] 20:17, 28 November 2009 (CET)
* Not a bad idea. The Asperger's paragraph takes up a big chunk of the intro there, and I think I some more grist for that mill has shown up since that bit was written. Chris is still confused on the whole Alzheimer's/Asperger's tip, he obviously had them mixed up during the Father Call. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 20:31, 28 November 2009 (CET)

With his recent rants on the subject, which seem to indicate that he hates aspies the same way he hates homos, I'm thinking Aspergers Might deserve it's own article. Anyone with me on this? --[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:02, 5 December 2009 (CET)
* Yeah, if people wanna break down the comparison between autism and Asperger's in detail and extensively excerpt from the reams of all-over-the-map stupid shit Chris has said about it in the Mailbag, I think that should be its own article. Like I say, I thought the subsection of this article was getting way too big and unwieldy with all the pull quotes and whatnot. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 08:15, 5 December 2009 (CET)
*Very good idea. I was going to transform the Asperger's CWCipedia article into it but I think we can still have a separate article on Asperger's and another of just CWCipedia's article since it's a major Chris writing that explains the difference. But definitely, Asperger's can become a separate article since we have a lot of details now, not to mention it's a huge, recurring theme in the Mailbag which can also be documented. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:02, 5 December 2009 (CET)

I think that it really needs to be noted that many people think of "Aspergers" and "high-functioning autism" as being essentially identical and interchangeable, so for that reason, a lot of people assume that Chris "has" Aspergers (whatever that means) and/or claims to have Aspergers (which is definitely not true). I'm not even sure if there really is a universal consensus regarding a distinction between the two. [[User:Senzuri|Senzuri]] 16:27, 5 December 2009 (CET)

Asperger's syndrome should still be mentioned here, as people might be coming here expecting to see something about Asperger's, so something brief about how Chris views Asperger's syndrome as being different from autism, with a ''Main article: [[Asperger's syndrome]].'' --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 11:51, 19 December 2009 (CET)

==Does he even have any idea what autism is?==

He seems to talk a lot about his "autistic shell" and the autism "putting the mute button on him" when he was younger. Is there any evidence to suggest that he thinks autism is anything other than just difficulty speaking?

True, there are language delays associated with autism, but his description of his autistic shell sounds more like anxiety over knowing that every single social interaction he's ever been in before whichever one he's in his autistic shell over has failed miserably. His fucked-up and out-of-control behavior that he refuses to do anything about trying to change is more symptomatic of autism than his knowing other people aren't going to respond well to it. I mean, if you were a grown man thinking about blithering on to a decent human being about the piece-of-shit, sexually perverse, rip-off children's comic you center your life around but never draw, wouldn't you be a little anxious about it, too?

Am I just fucked up here, or...? —[[User:Thepicklesuitintheman|Thepicklesuitintheman]] 19:18, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
: I'm pretty sure that he has a general idea about what it is and what it does, but since this is Chris we're talking about; I doubt that we should expect him to understand all of it. --[[User:Shotaru|Shotaru]] 19:28, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
::Maybe. I mean, maybe he can define it or read off a printout of a description of it or whatever, but can you think of any specific reference he's made to any symptom in his life other than having difficulty talking? Not in general like just that he's a virgin or something—not that he doesn't blame that on not talking and people hating autistic people or whatever. —[[User:Thepicklesuitintheman|Thepicklesuitintheman]] 05:16, 18 May 2010 (UTC)
:::I think you're on to something. I don't know that there's much we can actually write about it, because most of what there is to say would be guesswork and inference, but I'd wager that most of what Chris knows about autism boils down to: one, he has it, two, it makes him special, and three, it's a catch-all excuse. The autism awareness/sports bra video might be a springboard for adding a new section to the article, maybe - when Chris wanted to talk about autism in any kind of detail he had to print himself out a crib sheet from Wikipedia. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 11:34, 18 May 2010 (UTC)
:::: Well, he definitely doesn't understand all of it, but I can imagine his parents nagging him about it to an extend where he at least has a general idea of what it does. I agree with Dkaien though, you're definitely on to something. --[[User:Shotaru|Shotaru]] 12:14, 18 May 2010 (UTC)

CWCki:Community Portal

2010-05-17T22:28:55Z

Shotaru: /* CHRIS IS STUPID */

Talk:Autism

2010-05-17T19:28:30Z

Shotaru: /* Does he even have any idea what autism is? */

Talk:May 2010

2010-05-17T13:55:58Z

Shotaru:

May 2010

2010-05-17T13:46:45Z

Shotaru: /* Events of May 2010 */

[[Image:Pokeyman shirt CWC.jpg|thumb|On '''5 May,''' Chris dismantles his life upgrade.]]
[[Image:Yasg.jpg|thumb|right|On '''8 May''', Chris is rejected by social rejects.]]
'''May 2010''' seemed to be starting off with a whimper. Chris's radio silence seemed to have continued even after the uploading of the UNTRUE and DISHONEST versions of Sonichu 11. Many were proven wrong when Chris finally reappeared, boasting proudly that he had been able to disconnect the Wi-Fi Antenna from his Playstation 3, not realizing the damage he had done.

On 8 May, Chris won 4 tickets to an extreme sports rally. He called up Rocky to see if anyone in the young adult social group would want to go with him, but no one ever called back. Seeing as no one was going to go with him, he scalped three of the tickets and sat alone in the stadium next to a "lovey-dovey" couple while watching people with a far greater amount of success than him perform feats of acrobatics on motorcycles. After watching the events, Chris returned home lonely and upset, and made a video, wherein he is closer than ever to realizing how big of a fuck-up he really is, but, unsurprisingly enough, he blames all of his current troubles on a conspiracy he believes the Greene County School Board have staged against him. A week later, he puts up another video where he uses another tragedy to garner sympathy.

On May 13, DariaCamacho, a "fan-manager" for Chris, is given access to the CWCkipedia and begins making massive and seriously needed update to the website. Chris has reverted them and Daria has questioned why he has done so. It's only a matter of time before these two have a falling out.

==Events of May 2010==
*1 May - the Sysop finally removes the Twitter feed from the [[CWCipedia]] page. Also, due to getting Jackie confused with [[Sydney Contacts|another girl]], Chris accidentally uncovers a troll. Chris, however, claimed he received the information directly from the troll forums.
*5 May - Chris [[I Pimp My Ride.MOV|uploads a new video]], in which he reveals he removed the Wi-Fi Antenna from his [[PS3]], then shows off his "pimped out" PS3 Keyboard.
*8 May - Chris goes to see the [http://events.dailyprogress.com/charlottesville-va/events/show/108829065-evolution-extreme-action-sports EXTREME ACTION SPORTS] at John Paul Jones arena in Charlottesville with one of the four tickets he won on the radio.
*8 May - Chris [[100_2178.MOV|uploads a new video]] in which he discusses his experience with the [[Greene County]] School Board after getting kicked out of his high school.
*9 May - [[Clyde Cash]] leaks a zip file of revisions to Chris's current [[OkCupid]] profile directly to the [[CWCki]]
*12 May - A challenger appears. During the short-lived Jackie saga, a noble <s>troll</s> woman by the name of [[Sydney Contacts|Sydney]], most likely under the direction of Clyde Cash, attempts a trolling of Chris, but unfortunately comes up short. Chris's heart level remains intact, and the unsuccessful woman was most likely executed by Clyde Cash.
*13 May - A mysterious individual going by the name DariaCamacho is given sysop power on the [[CWCipedia]] Declaring herself a "Fan-Manager" she writes short articles for some of Sonichu's Minor Characters, and updates the main page. None of these changes are especially insulting or threatening.
*14 May - Chris reverts DariaCamacho's changes without comment.
*14 May - "DariaCamacho" makes several changes to the front page of the [[CWCipedia]], moving templates and adding a new greeting to Sonichu fans from herself : "Hello, my name is Daria Camacho. I am helping Chris out by maintaining the CWCipedia while he is on hiatus. I have noticed that he is very sad and depressed and that he is much too stressed to help maintain the CWCipedia. This is why I was sought out to help with the day to day on the CWCipedia. Rest easy, Sonichu Fans as I will make sure when Chris returns, the CWCipedia will be at tip-top shape!". Again, none of the changes are insulting or threatening.
*14 May - Chris reverts DariaCamacho's changes to the front page, again without comment. DariaCamacho sends Chris a discussion message, politely asking why he undid her edits and stating she only wanted to make the front page more presentable, while making it easier to find the most up to date information on Chris and the Sonichu Universe. She also states the massive cwciwiki logo is far too big, and makes some cosmetic changes to character bios page.
*15 May - Chris posts [[05142010|a new video]] where he uses the death of UVA student Yeardley Love in an attempt to garner pity. He also states he's now paranoid of girls.
*15 May - DariaCamacho attempts to make changes to the [[CWCipedia]] Main Page, which Chris later reverts. Meanwhile, the garish site background returns.
*16 May - A [[Autism Awareness E-mails|leaked series of e-mails]] from an alleged [[autism]] awareness volunteer chronicles her doomed attempts to talk some sense into Chris.
* 16 May - Another [[Regina e-mails|series of e-mails]] is leaked, in which Chris hits on a <s>troll</s> innocent woman just trying to buy his [[Guitar Hero]] guitars off eBay. Note: these emails take place in late September/early October 2009, right around the time [[Barbara|Snorlax]] was [[Captain's_Log,_Stardate_October_9th,_2009|battling AIDS]].
*16 May - Chris reverts Dariacamacho's changes again to the [[CWCipedia]], and responds angrily to her question on her discussion page, and as always blaming his [[autism]] for [[My Little Pony|acting]] [[Chris Loses It|like]] [[CWCFlyingElephants|a]] [[Ivy|manchild]].
* 17 May - DariaCamacho makes more changes to the [[CWCipedia]], this time adding one line of text to blank pages for some of Chris's highschool crushes.

{{Timeline}}

Talk:Chris and video games

2010-05-17T13:37:17Z

Shotaru: /* Folks, we need an article on God of War */

==Technique/Skill/Something?==

I wonder if we could get a section on how well Chris plays video games. he's mediocre at Guitar Hero and he faffs about in his LBP levels, but those may just be him not being all that great at those genres. Above all, this may be just too subjective to work with. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 03:30, 21 December 2009 (CET)
: I agree, this would be an interesting bit of discussion, though it definitely could turn a bit subjective. For example, it's hard to assess how he plays Animal Crossing: In the documentaries, he's shown that he has two cities and has several characters with fully paid loans, which takes a ''damn'' long time no matter how you do it, but he also hadn't figured out how to sell multiple items to the store at once, which is pretty damn weird. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 17:19, 21 December 2009 (CET)
*A popular theory is that Chris more or less masters video games by brute force - not by hand eye coordination but like Ullillia who plays Bubsy 3D for hours on end doing minutia in order to find bugs, Chris will spend hours playing video games until he masters them. However, as you both pointed out, we really don't have enough documentation to fully assess Chris's video game playing abilities and until such evidence arises, such a section would be too subjective and not encyclopedic enough. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:58, 21 December 2009 (CET)

== The Gold Box games and C64 ==

This was brought up in [[Talk:List of Chris's eBay sales|the eBay talk page]]: we're not exactly sure what platform those AD&D Gold Box games were for, though they ''could'' have been the PC / MS-DOS versions.

My Commodore 64 rambling on the talk page reminds me that we know precious little about his alleged C64 games. Chris has said a few times that he started his gaming on C64, yet we know so little about what games he played on C64... --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 14:45, 2 January 2010 (CET)

== Chris's PSN friends ==

I read somewhere that Chris had reached the maximum capacity in his PSN friend roster. Is this true? And if so, what does he ''do'' with the masses of PSN friends, if he doesn't actually play online PS3 games? --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 12:41, 11 February 2010 (UTC)

== Mass Effect 2 ==

Yes, you're right, I did forget it's on Xbox and was originally going to be an Xbox..I mean Hex-Bawks exclusive, plus he doesn't play PC games. I'm just getting into it now and it's on my mind so it snuck into my article edits. Sorry for that. He's ripped off Grand Theft Auto once in his comics I believe, but I doubt he's ever played and enjoyed it [[User:JamieTyler|JamieTyler]] 22:28, 17 March 2010 (UTC)

== Folks, we need an article on [[God of War]] ==

It's like almost new [[Sonic]] for Chris. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 04:06, 17 April 2010 (UTC)
:Am I the only one thinking that his main reason for liking it is because everyone else does? --[[User:Shotaru|Shotaru]] 13:37, 17 May 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Chris and video games

2010-05-17T13:36:54Z

Shotaru: /* Folks, we need an article on God of War */

Talk:Chris and music

2010-05-17T13:33:53Z

Shotaru: /* Musical Tastes */

Hey Lime, thanks for adding the stuff from my Chris and Music userpage You're awesome. --[[User:Beat|Beat]] 20:51, 2 November 2009 (CET)

==I love you guys==

seriously, I was waiting for someone to make this article. rest assured I will watch it like a hawk. (or, at least, a drunken seagull) --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 22:25, 2 November 2009 (CET)

==Musical Tastes==

There's something that's been bothering me, and I haven't been sure where to put this. In some of Chris's movies, he's used various songs from the [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] games. I know he used "Escape from the City" in the [[Rollin' and Trollin']] video and sung "Sonic Boom" in the [[SingStar Challenge]], and used it again more recently. I'm just curious as to where that would stand in terms of Chris's likes and dislikes. --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 08:05, 29 November 2009 (CET)
:Sonic music is definitely pop with rock tendencies. The hardest it gets is the Blachu... I mean Shadow the Hedgehog theme, which is about as metal as a villain song from a Disney knockoff. [[User:EnsignDisposable|EnsignDisposable]] 10:43, 29 November 2009 (CET)

If he likes the Tool tracks on guitar hero and decides to cover them I will kill myself Cobain-style.--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 17:54, 16 May 2010 (UTC)
: Rest assured that it's unlikely that he'd like anything that isn't mainstream. --[[User:Shotaru|Shotaru]] 13:33, 17 May 2010 (UTC)

==Manowar fan?==

As much as I dread to see Chris ruin one of my favorite bands I think he may have. His name he used to log in to here GodofTuhunderGodofWar is the lyrics from one of Manowar's songs.--[[User:Shawths|Shawths]]
*No, God Of War III came out a week or two ago and Chris ripped it off in Sonichu 10, it's a GOW reference.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 03:12, 3 April 2010 (UTC)
**Oh thank God --[[User:Shawths|Shawths]]

==Celtic Women==

I'm 100% sure that Chris's latest kick of Celtic Women and the likes comes from Wallflower. So, besides the obvious Guitar Hero influences, and judging by the juggalo video, he'll also absorb the musical tastes of anybody he's considering a friend\potential sweetheart. [[User:BubblegumPinkButler|BubblegumPinkButler]] 20:21, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
:If this is the case, I hope he never gets a sweetheart who happens to be a metalhead. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 20:32, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Chris and music

2010-05-17T13:33:24Z

Shotaru: /* Musical Tastes */

Hey Lime, thanks for adding the stuff from my Chris and Music userpage You're awesome. --[[User:Beat|Beat]] 20:51, 2 November 2009 (CET)

==I love you guys==

seriously, I was waiting for someone to make this article. rest assured I will watch it like a hawk. (or, at least, a drunken seagull) --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 22:25, 2 November 2009 (CET)

==Musical Tastes==

There's something that's been bothering me, and I haven't been sure where to put this. In some of Chris's movies, he's used various songs from the [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] games. I know he used "Escape from the City" in the [[Rollin' and Trollin']] video and sung "Sonic Boom" in the [[SingStar Challenge]], and used it again more recently. I'm just curious as to where that would stand in terms of Chris's likes and dislikes. --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 08:05, 29 November 2009 (CET)
:Sonic music is definitely pop with rock tendencies. The hardest it gets is the Blachu... I mean Shadow the Hedgehog theme, which is about as metal as a villain song from a Disney knockoff. [[User:EnsignDisposable|EnsignDisposable]] 10:43, 29 November 2009 (CET)

If he likes the Tool tracks on guitar hero and decides to cover them I will kill myself Cobain-style.--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 17:54, 16 May 2010 (UTC)
: Rest assured that it's unlikely that he'd like anything that isn't mainstream.

==Manowar fan?==

As much as I dread to see Chris ruin one of my favorite bands I think he may have. His name he used to log in to here GodofTuhunderGodofWar is the lyrics from one of Manowar's songs.--[[User:Shawths|Shawths]]
*No, God Of War III came out a week or two ago and Chris ripped it off in Sonichu 10, it's a GOW reference.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 03:12, 3 April 2010 (UTC)
**Oh thank God --[[User:Shawths|Shawths]]

==Celtic Women==

I'm 100% sure that Chris's latest kick of Celtic Women and the likes comes from Wallflower. So, besides the obvious Guitar Hero influences, and judging by the juggalo video, he'll also absorb the musical tastes of anybody he's considering a friend\potential sweetheart. [[User:BubblegumPinkButler|BubblegumPinkButler]] 20:21, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
:If this is the case, I hope he never gets a sweetheart who happens to be a metalhead. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 20:32, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Regina e-mails

2010-05-17T13:16:38Z

Shotaru: /* Break that piece of wood */

==New page==
Leaked emails. There is more. I will post them later. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 17:20, 16 May 2010 (UTC)

When were these emails sent? Also, Regina's dad's name, Walter Kovacs, is the name of a character from Watchmen. --[[User:Kettle5000|Kettle5000]] 18:22, 16 May 2010 (UTC)

Do we have the picture that Regina attached of her and her brother? Or are we omitting that for her "privacy"? --[[User:Shearod|Shearod]] 15:07, 16 May 2010 (CST)
:No pictures. Privacy reasons mean it's staying off. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 21:58, 16 May 2010 (UTC)

==Added moar==
Will finish later. Not much left... it gets kind of boring. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 22:21, 16 May 2010 (UTC)
*It's all there now. Do with it as you wish. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 10:15, 17 May 2010 (UTC)

== Wait... ==
What was that at the end about Gregg with three Gs? As in Gregg Mays? Is this a troll? I thought it was another unsuspecting woman who didn't know Chris-Chan. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 18:55, 16 May 2010 (UTC)
* Ed, the answer should be obvious. Also, Jackie was a troll.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 19:00, 16 May 2010 (UTC)
* Who cares. This explains what happened with the eBay sale of Chris's guitars in October 2009. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 21:59, 16 May 2010 (UTC)

== Text display problem? ==
Can anyone else read the email right after Regina asks "What's pinkeye?" For me, it just says "{{{1}}}". I looked at the formatting and everything looks correct. Someone more experienced than I will probably have to look at it. --[[User:Shearod|Shearod]] 15:04, 16 May 2010 (CST)
:I've ran into that a few times in the mailbags, usually it stems from problems with external links. No idea why it's happening here though.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 01:45, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
::Sexy... You got it. What did you have to do? --[[User:Shearod|Shearod]] 1:56, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
:::For some reason the equal signs in the line where Chris went on about conversion rates was making it screw up. I think It might have thought it was supposed to be a header or something.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:10, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
: Short explanation: MediaWiki template syntax is <nowiki>{{templatename | name = text | ...}}</nowiki>. If you omit the parameter name, they are assigned to numbered variables: <nowiki>{{templatename | text}}</nowiki> is equivalent to <nowiki>{{templatename | 1 = text}}</nowiki>. Many templates are built in a way that they use only these numbered parameters. So, if templates have "=" in an inconvenient place, the template parser get confused. <nowiki>{{templatename | THIS = SPARTA! }}</nowiki> looks to the parser like you're using name "THIS" with text "SPARTA!". To avoid it, use this : <nowiki>{{templatename |1= THIS = SPARTA! }}</nowiki>, i.e., add "1=" in the beginning of the text. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 13:06, 17 May 2010 (UTC)

==Nice Work==

Well done FS, an initial lookover suggests there might be a fair bit of information and insight in there. Well done. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 23:45, 16 May 2010 (UTC)

==Break that piece of wood==
The fuck? I think I'd remember Chris breaking something made of wood, as it would be an actual show of strength. is he talking about the sign destruction video or something?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:27, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
:Also, are we ever gonna find out who "kim" is? I mean seriously.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:31, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
:Kim is Emily. And that "piece of wood" he brought up was probably that cardboard box he went after back in October.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 02:36, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
::I'd say he's talking about the sign destruction video when he's talking about breaking something made of wood.. If my memory hasn't failed me i seem to recall him failing epically at actually breaking it though. I'm pretty sure he just tore the paper up.--[[User:Shotaru|Shotaru]] 12:49, 17 May 2010 (UTC)

User:Shotaru

2010-05-17T13:14:10Z

Shotaru: Created page with '== Who am I? == I'm basically just an average eurofag here to help keep tabs on the manchild we've all come to love/hate. I wouldn't necesarily refer to myself as a troll, but …'

== Who am I? ==

I'm basically just an average eurofag here to help keep tabs on the manchild we've all come to love/hate.
I wouldn't necesarily refer to myself as a troll, but I'm not a white knight either. I'm mostly here to observe our favorite human trainwreck and possibly help out a bit with the wiki.

I'm pretty inexperienced when it comes to using/editing wiki style websites, so please excuse any newfaggotry.

== The mayor's coming, look happy. ==
I'm working on a "fanfic" about Cwcville at the moment, of which I'll probably post a chapter or two sometime soon to see how people like it. It's another story told through first person perspective (because you know, we really didn't have enough of those yet) told from the perspective of several people including protagonist Ridley Scott and people that actually exist such as Clyde Cash whom I've added my own twist to.

Talk:Regina e-mails

2010-05-17T12:49:32Z

Shotaru: /* Break that piece of wood */

==New page==
Leaked emails. There is more. I will post them later. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 17:20, 16 May 2010 (UTC)

When were these emails sent? Also, Regina's dad's name, Walter Kovacs, is the name of a character from Watchmen. --[[User:Kettle5000|Kettle5000]] 18:22, 16 May 2010 (UTC)

Do we have the picture that Regina attached of her and her brother? Or are we omitting that for her "privacy"? --[[User:Shearod|Shearod]] 15:07, 16 May 2010 (CST)
:No pictures. Privacy reasons mean it's staying off. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 21:58, 16 May 2010 (UTC)

==Added moar==
Will finish later. Not much left... it gets kind of boring. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 22:21, 16 May 2010 (UTC)
*It's all there now. Do with it as you wish. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 10:15, 17 May 2010 (UTC)

== Wait... ==
What was that at the end about Gregg with three Gs? As in Gregg Mays? Is this a troll? I thought it was another unsuspecting woman who didn't know Chris-Chan. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 18:55, 16 May 2010 (UTC)
* Ed, the answer should be obvious. Also, Jackie was a troll.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 19:00, 16 May 2010 (UTC)
* Who cares. This explains what happened with the eBay sale of Chris's guitars in October 2009. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 21:59, 16 May 2010 (UTC)

== Text display problem? ==
Can anyone else read the email right after Regina asks "What's pinkeye?" For me, it just says "{{{1}}}". I looked at the formatting and everything looks correct. Someone more experienced than I will probably have to look at it. --[[User:Shearod|Shearod]] 15:04, 16 May 2010 (CST)
:I've ran into that a few times in the mailbags, usually it stems from problems with external links. No idea why it's happening here though.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 01:45, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
::Sexy... You got it. What did you have to do? --[[User:Shearod|Shearod]] 1:56, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
:::For some reason the equal signs in the line where Chris went on about conversion rates was making it screw up. I think It might have thought it was supposed to be a header or something.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:10, 17 May 2010 (UTC)

==Nice Work==

Well done FS, an initial lookover suggests there might be a fair bit of information and insight in there. Well done. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 23:45, 16 May 2010 (UTC)

==Break that piece of wood==
The fuck? I think I'd remember Chris breaking something made of wood, as it would be an actual show of strength. is he talking about the sign destruction video or something?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:27, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
:Also, are we ever gonna find out who "kim" is? I mean seriously.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:31, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
:Kim is Emily. And that "piece of wood" he brought up was probably that cardboard box he went after back in October.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 02:36, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
:I'd say he's talking about the sign destruction video when he's talking about breaking something made of wood.. If my memory hasn't failed me i seem to recall him failing epically at actually breaking it though. I'm pretty sure he just tore the paper up.--[[User:Shotaru|Shotaru]] 12:49, 17 May 2010 (UTC)