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Lukas, Devil and Eva

2020-08-23T19:51:17Z

Shutupman: /* Unravelling */ just saw more double x dox references

{{Articleofthenow}}
{{Honest}}
{{Quote|No matter how many times I die, somebody somewhere will pick up where I left off.|[[Idea Guys#Joshua Allen Wise|Joshua Wise]], during [[The Bad Beginning]].}}

{{quote|I know Lukas, Devil and Eva were trolling me as well, and that turned out good as well|Chris<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1193435503418363904</ref>.}}

{{infobox
|title = Lillie Simpkins
|image = [[File:Screenshot 2019-04-18 at 8.35.29 AM.png|200px]]
|header1 = Information
|label1 = Name
|data1 = Lillie Celeste Simpkins
|label2 = Date of Birth
|data2 = 10 September 1999<ref>[[September_2019_social_media_posts#Longing_to_revive_the_Teen_Troon_Saga]]</ref> (age {{Age|1999|9|10}})
|label3 = Also known as
|data3 = Lukas Sampson Lukas Simpskins FFEMemberLukas ThatKidd910 
|label4 = Gender
|data4 = Female
|label5 = Nationality
|data5 = [[United States|American]]
}}

The '''Teen Troon Squad''' were a group of trolls in [[Charlottesville]] who began manipulating Chris towards the end of [[2018]]. As their moniker suggests, they are known to be transgender and [[Pedofork|about half Chris's age]]. Currently, '''Lillie Celeste Simpkins''' ([[tomgirl|tomboy]] name '''Lukas Simpkins''') is the only Squad member known by full name. Other members of the Squad include "Celeste",<ref name="Marvin confirms 'Celeste'">https://kiwifarms.net/threads/12-25-the-teen-troon-squad-reveals-themselves-say-theyre-behind-the-merge.51472/post-4125888</ref> "Eva",<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/September_2019_social_media_posts#Longing_to_revive_the_Teen_Troon_Saga</ref> and "Devil" (also known as "wxlfdxg" and "Sxvxnd");<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-558#post-3309948</ref> little is known of these members except that the latter helped Lillie get her foot in the door by buying Chris's illicit goods.<ref>
[[:File:Screenshot-twitter.com 2018-05-01 09-33-14.png|'Devil' details purchasing Chris's porn, 1 May 2018]]</ref> The Teen Troon Squad originally met Chris when two of their members [[List of Chris's financial enablers|purchased]] 32 pages of his [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|pornographic drawings]] on [[eBay]] for $1,000 in [[April 2018]], and they were mentioned on [[Kiwi Farms]] to have smoked marijuana with Chris (in violation of his [[Therapeutic Docket]]) in [[October 2018]]. After gaining Chris's trust, the Squad infiltrated into Chris's accounts, leaked content and then pointed the finger at Wise and Boyd; time and time again, Chris has taken their statements [[autism|at face value]].

Much like the [[Idea Guys]], the Teen Troon Squad's trolling occurred largely behind the scenes, and only a scanty amount of content was ever released until [[December 2018]]. Having also begun trolling Chris at the height of the Idea Guys' power and having used them as a scapegoat to evade detection, accurately estimating the extent of their manipulation is impossible. Regardless of who individually is responsible, collectively they are all [[weens]]. They were probably responsible for introducing the [[Dimensional Merge]] into Chris's mind. In a perplexing tweet on [[C-Mas|Christmas Day]] 2018, Lillie's identity was exposed by somebody role-playing as [[Magi-Chan]], prompting the other Troons to wipe their presence off the Internet completely as the [[Guard Dogs]] as well as the greater [[Kiwi Farms]] began closing in on them. Unlike Wise and Boyd, Chris remains fond of the Squad and is still bewildered that they had left him without warning. He has tried, thus far in vain, to re-establish contact as late as [[September 2019]].<ref>[[September 2019 social media posts#Longing to revive the Teen Troon Saga|Chris wishes Lillie a happy birthday, 10 September 2019]]</ref>

[[File:Lukasfacebook.png|thumb|200px|Lillie's [[Facebook]] avatar.<ref>https://archive.fo/9Xpxc</ref>]]

== Weening ==
{{Quote|Honestly, I wouldn't advise it. He smells like cat piss and told us he wanted to fuck his mom. 0/10, would never do again. He made me into a part [of] Sonichu, it was awful.|Lillie, on why you shouldn't spend hours upon hours interacting with Chris in person.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/12-25-the-teen-troon-squad-reveals-themselves-say-theyre-behind-the-merge.51472/page-17</ref>}}
{{see also|Chris with Teen Troon Squad}}
On 24 April 2018, Chris posted an [[eBay]] listing of [[2018 Sales Listings#Lot of 32 porn drawings|32 porn drawings]] he had produced over the years, including the infamous [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]]. Though the listing was quickly pulled within a few hours for violating eBay's terms of service, Lillie expressed interest in buying the art on Twitter; apparently she had got the money by taking it from her mother's boyfriend. She wrote:

{{quoteboxgreen|@CWCSonichu im willing to pay the 1,000$ for the drawings, please repost them on ebay or esty so i can}}

Chris complied, quietly relisting the drawings under the incognito title "Artsfor lukas". This purchase would be the set-up for the entire Teen Troon Squad saga.

[[File:ChrisandTeenTroonSquad.png|thumb|[[Chris]] and the Teen Troon Squad posing for a picture]]

Since the Squad lives in the same area as Chris, on 27 [[April 2018]] they arranged for Chris to deliver the pornography they had purchased to Lillie's house. This would be the first of many visits, as the Squad would periodically invite Chris over without their parents' knowledge. These visits are evidenced by numerous archived social media posts, as well as a video [[Chris with Teen Troon Squad|leaked of Chris acting delusional, probably while high on marijuana, at Lillie's house]]. What exactly occurred at these meetings is unknown, but all of the information released seems to imply that they primarily consisted of role-playing. For example, in [[Chris with Teen Troon Squad]], he points at the air, states "I love you, Cryzel", and pretends to make out with her. When asked by a [[Twitter]] user about Chris' behavior in-person, Lillie described him as somewhat "rapey", stating that she had no personal space whatsoever.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/12-25-the-teen-troon-squad-reveals-themselves-say-theyre-behind-the-merge.51472/page-17</ref>

{{quoteboxgreen|He would kiss on us, hug us, rub on us, press his head against ours randomly, get incredibly close... He is really rapey, it's awful. Especially because at the time, we were all [[Pedofork|minors]].}}

If true, it makes no sense why Lillie would willingly invite Chris over multiple times, especially with how much information on Chris's creepiness is publicly available. It is instead believed that these statements were damage control. Hilariously, Chris also had some of his own complaints about Lillie, angrily posting a tweet revealing that she had attempted to convince him into buying alcohol for them.<ref name="a">https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/upload_2018-12-30_9-36-57-png.626168/</ref>

{{quotebox|No, Lukas, I will NOT buy you booze!}}

<center>
<gallery>
File:Screenshot-twitter.com 2018-05-01 09-35-39.png|Lillie stating the item had been delivered, marking the first meeting.
File:Screenshot.1545857804.png|Evidence of a hang-out occurring on 14 [[July 2018]] with "Devil".
Ttstext1.jpg|The original texts from Lillie regarding Chris.
Ttstext2.jpg|Note the writing style.
</gallery></center>

[[File:Upload 2018-10-26 11-15-41 (1).png|thumb|The disastrous effects of a life on drugs.]]

Sometime during one of their in-person role-playing sessions, Lillie introduced Chris to cannabis. What resulted is captured in a 38-second long, showing Chris high on marijuana while pretending to make out with [[Cryzel]]. Chris later angrily clarified on [[Twitter]] that he was not, in fact, constantly high.

{{Infobox/video
| name = Chris with Teen Troon Squad
| video = {{#ev:youtube|v=CHO7-l6T4r4}}
| stardate = 26 [[December 2018]]
| subject = {{Trollsicon|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| saga = {{Teen Troon Squad|text}}
| shirt = {{ParappaShirt|text}}
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous = [[December_2018_videos#Sylvia_is_playful|Sylvia is playful]]
| next = [[December 2018 Paid Video Requests|Merry Gubmas!]]
}}

[[File:Screenshot-twitter.com-2018.11.18-16-23-55.png|thumb|right|One of the earlier Twitter leaks.]]

[[File:ReactiontoNovember2018Hack.png|thumb|200px|Chris blames the original [[Idea Guys]] for the leaks.]]

Meanwhile, Chris-Chan's [[Twitter]] account was [[Twitter#Leaks|hacked]] several times throughout 2018 by an unknown individual claiming to be associated with the Idea Guys. It seems more likely, however, that they were being posted by Lillie, given that they occurred long after the Idea Guys were [[Guard Dogs|taken out of power]]. The leak also included footage that Lillie herself later leaked in full onto [[/cow/]], making her involvement all the more likely. Regardless of who actually leaked the videos, Chris himself believed it to be the work of Boyd and Wise, subsequently calling them out by name in a tweet afterwards.<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1072900174521847808</ref>

==Unravelling==
On [[Christmas|25 December]] 2018, somebody posing as [[Magi-Chan]] posted a tweet linking to a (since taken down) Pastebin, now referred to as "The 'Teen Troon Squad' Reveals Themselves".<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/12-25-the-teen-troon-squad-reveals-themselves-say-theyre-behind-the-merge.51472/</ref> This Pastebin elaborately doxes 'Lukas', revealing her real name, home address, and a supposed phone number. The author then lists some details regarding the [[Dimensional Merge]], since revoked by Chris, before expanding on what the Teen Troon Squad had been doing: the group had been "spend[ing] a lot of time opening [their] mind[s] by role playing and smoking weed with cool people like [[Tomgirl|Christine]]". Naturally, when the link was first released, there was much speculation as to who had actually written the tweet. The author claimed to be Lillie herself, stating:

{{quoteboxgreen|I currently have Lukas (my host body) in a trance, so they won't remember typing this out.}}

However, to many, this read as if there had been a third party involved. Ultimately, it was determined that it had to have been done by someone Chris had trusted with his password; significantly narrowing down the suspect pool. A follow-up tweet from Chris later called the author a "[[troll|gremlin]]" trying to divide him, Lillie, and [[The Captain]].<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/dimensional-merge-tweets-megathread.49414/page-68#post-4128895</ref> The most important revelation is the mention of The Captain, who Lillie would later claim was responsible for doxing her.<ref>[[:File:TheCaptainLukas.png|"The Captain is the lovely person that doxxed (sic) me."]]</ref>

In the last few days of 2018, Lillie responded to her dox by leaking content onto 8chan's [[/cow/]] board, hoping to appease onlooking trolls, who do not [[Weening#If you fail hard enough, you will become a target for trolls yourself|look favourably on this kind of behaviour]]. While normally, those posting to the site would be protected under the guise of anonymity, Lillie stated plainly who she was, even linking to her personal Twitter account. She began by revealing [[Teen Troon Squad chats|Discord logs from Chris]] from 18 December 2018, in which Chris discusses how he damaged his [[high school ring]], followed by "Luka Sonichu", an original Sonichu character and medallion Chris had created for her on 23 August 2018, and [[Chris lost Crystal|a video of Chris screaming at his toilet]].<ref>http://archive.is/j7oFu</ref>

<center>
<gallery>
File:Screenshot-8ch.net-2018.12.29-19-21-47.png
File:LukasMedallion.jpeg|Note the red streak.
File:LeakTroonSquad2912.png
</gallery></center>

Lillie's situation continued to deteriorate rapidly. On 29 December 2018, while Lillie was busy releasing as much as she could, Chris condemned her over Twitter, alluding to a falling out between them, though blame for Lillie's actions was assigned instead to [[Arfoire]], a [[Hyperdimension Neptunia]] villain whom Chris also believed had been behind [[Jessica Quinn]].<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/upload_2018-12-30_9-36-57-png.626168/</ref> In a desperate final attempt to appease the troll community, Lillie partially leaked the [[All Star]] masturbation tape on 30 December, in exchange for being left alone and her mother not finding out about her Internet antics.<ref>http://archive.is/7NtgZ</ref> She concluded that day with another plea for trolls to stop texting her, offering to tell 'all about [Chris's] lovely adventures and set things straight' to anybody who messages her on Twitter.<ref>http://archive.is/5M6J9</ref>

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File:2018.12.31 - cow1.png
File:2018.12.31 - cow2.png
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File:2018.12.31 - cow4.png
File:2018.12.31 - cow5.png
</gallery></center>

Satisfied that the Internet now seemed to be leaving her alone, Lillie finally posted the rest of [[All Star]] as a reward on New Year's Eve 2018, gloating:

{{quoteboxgreen|since idiots are starting to get a clue and leave me alone heres the rest. i dont care chris aint going to do shit to me becuase my mom will sue him}}

This would backfire, as an unamused [[Kiwi Farms]] chose to target her in response for the release. Realising the newfound attention that she had [[Attraction Sign|attracted]] onto herself from All Star, Lillie frantically began back-pedalling on Twitter. Once again, she attempted to blame the [[Idea Guys]] for her deeds, but few were convinced: the overwhelming amount of context and framing that would have to have been done for little to no gain made such an explanation unacceptable.

<center>
<gallery>
File:Screenshot 20181231-120212 Twitter.jpg|"I only released ONE video."
File:Screenshot-twitter.com-2018.12.31-20-28-42.png|A far cry from "i dont care chris aint going to do shit".
</gallery></center>

After this, nothing has been heard from the Teen Troon Squad; the remaining members dispersed before they could also be exposed. Their primary legacy is in implanting, or at least nurturing, the [[Dimensional Merge]] as a viable substitute in Chris's life for the [[Love Quest]] that the Idea Guys had brought to an end. Months after they broke all ties, Chris bemoaned on Lillie's birthday in [[September 2019]] that he had lost their company, and appealed for them to come back. It is however doubtful that they will ever return after experiencing the many side effects of trying to manipulating Chris.

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
File:Luka.jpg|As [[TSSSF]] cards.
File:Devil.jpg
File:Evachu.jpg
</gallery></center>

==See also==
*[[Chris with Teen Troon Squad]]
*[[Twitter#Leaks|Twitter Leaks]]
*[[Teen Troon Squad chats]]
*[[Dimensional Merge]]
*[[Chris and reality]]

== References ==
<references />
{{Trolls}}
{{People}}

Lukas, Devil and Eva

2020-08-23T19:47:17Z

Shutupman: /* Unravelling */ theres only one x in doxes

{{Articleofthenow}}
{{Honest}}
{{Quote|No matter how many times I die, somebody somewhere will pick up where I left off.|[[Idea Guys#Joshua Allen Wise|Joshua Wise]], during [[The Bad Beginning]].}}

{{quote|I know Lukas, Devil and Eva were trolling me as well, and that turned out good as well|Chris<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1193435503418363904</ref>.}}

{{infobox
|title = Lillie Simpkins
|image = [[File:Screenshot 2019-04-18 at 8.35.29 AM.png|200px]]
|header1 = Information
|label1 = Name
|data1 = Lillie Celeste Simpkins
|label2 = Date of Birth
|data2 = 10 September 1999<ref>[[September_2019_social_media_posts#Longing_to_revive_the_Teen_Troon_Saga]]</ref> (age {{Age|1999|9|10}})
|label3 = Also known as
|data3 = Lukas Sampson Lukas Simpskins FFEMemberLukas ThatKidd910 
|label4 = Gender
|data4 = Female
|label5 = Nationality
|data5 = [[United States|American]]
}}

The '''Teen Troon Squad''' were a group of trolls in [[Charlottesville]] who began manipulating Chris towards the end of [[2018]]. As their moniker suggests, they are known to be transgender and [[Pedofork|about half Chris's age]]. Currently, '''Lillie Celeste Simpkins''' ([[tomgirl|tomboy]] name '''Lukas Simpkins''') is the only Squad member known by full name. Other members of the Squad include "Celeste",<ref name="Marvin confirms 'Celeste'">https://kiwifarms.net/threads/12-25-the-teen-troon-squad-reveals-themselves-say-theyre-behind-the-merge.51472/post-4125888</ref> "Eva",<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/September_2019_social_media_posts#Longing_to_revive_the_Teen_Troon_Saga</ref> and "Devil" (also known as "wxlfdxg" and "Sxvxnd");<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-558#post-3309948</ref> little is known of these members except that the latter helped Lillie get her foot in the door by buying Chris's illicit goods.<ref>
[[:File:Screenshot-twitter.com 2018-05-01 09-33-14.png|'Devil' details purchasing Chris's porn, 1 May 2018]]</ref> The Teen Troon Squad originally met Chris when two of their members [[List of Chris's financial enablers|purchased]] 32 pages of his [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|pornographic drawings]] on [[eBay]] for $1,000 in [[April 2018]], and they were mentioned on [[Kiwi Farms]] to have smoked marijuana with Chris (in violation of his [[Therapeutic Docket]]) in [[October 2018]]. After gaining Chris's trust, the Squad infiltrated into Chris's accounts, leaked content and then pointed the finger at Wise and Boyd; time and time again, Chris has taken their statements [[autism|at face value]].

Much like the [[Idea Guys]], the Teen Troon Squad's trolling occurred largely behind the scenes, and only a scanty amount of content was ever released until [[December 2018]]. Having also begun trolling Chris at the height of the Idea Guys' power and having used them as a scapegoat to evade detection, accurately estimating the extent of their manipulation is impossible. Regardless of who individually is responsible, collectively they are all [[weens]]. They were probably responsible for introducing the [[Dimensional Merge]] into Chris's mind. In a perplexing tweet on [[C-Mas|Christmas Day]] 2018, Lillie's identity was exposed by somebody role-playing as [[Magi-Chan]], prompting the other Troons to wipe their presence off the Internet completely as the [[Guard Dogs]] as well as the greater [[Kiwi Farms]] began closing in on them. Unlike Wise and Boyd, Chris remains fond of the Squad and is still bewildered that they had left him without warning. He has tried, thus far in vain, to re-establish contact as late as [[September 2019]].<ref>[[September 2019 social media posts#Longing to revive the Teen Troon Saga|Chris wishes Lillie a happy birthday, 10 September 2019]]</ref>

[[File:Lukasfacebook.png|thumb|200px|Lillie's [[Facebook]] avatar.<ref>https://archive.fo/9Xpxc</ref>]]

== Weening ==
{{Quote|Honestly, I wouldn't advise it. He smells like cat piss and told us he wanted to fuck his mom. 0/10, would never do again. He made me into a part [of] Sonichu, it was awful.|Lillie, on why you shouldn't spend hours upon hours interacting with Chris in person.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/12-25-the-teen-troon-squad-reveals-themselves-say-theyre-behind-the-merge.51472/page-17</ref>}}
{{see also|Chris with Teen Troon Squad}}
On 24 April 2018, Chris posted an [[eBay]] listing of [[2018 Sales Listings#Lot of 32 porn drawings|32 porn drawings]] he had produced over the years, including the infamous [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]]. Though the listing was quickly pulled within a few hours for violating eBay's terms of service, Lillie expressed interest in buying the art on Twitter; apparently she had got the money by taking it from her mother's boyfriend. She wrote:

{{quoteboxgreen|@CWCSonichu im willing to pay the 1,000$ for the drawings, please repost them on ebay or esty so i can}}

Chris complied, quietly relisting the drawings under the incognito title "Artsfor lukas". This purchase would be the set-up for the entire Teen Troon Squad saga.

[[File:ChrisandTeenTroonSquad.png|thumb|[[Chris]] and the Teen Troon Squad posing for a picture]]

Since the Squad lives in the same area as Chris, on 27 [[April 2018]] they arranged for Chris to deliver the pornography they had purchased to Lillie's house. This would be the first of many visits, as the Squad would periodically invite Chris over without their parents' knowledge. These visits are evidenced by numerous archived social media posts, as well as a video [[Chris with Teen Troon Squad|leaked of Chris acting delusional, probably while high on marijuana, at Lillie's house]]. What exactly occurred at these meetings is unknown, but all of the information released seems to imply that they primarily consisted of role-playing. For example, in [[Chris with Teen Troon Squad]], he points at the air, states "I love you, Cryzel", and pretends to make out with her. When asked by a [[Twitter]] user about Chris' behavior in-person, Lillie described him as somewhat "rapey", stating that she had no personal space whatsoever.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/12-25-the-teen-troon-squad-reveals-themselves-say-theyre-behind-the-merge.51472/page-17</ref>

{{quoteboxgreen|He would kiss on us, hug us, rub on us, press his head against ours randomly, get incredibly close... He is really rapey, it's awful. Especially because at the time, we were all [[Pedofork|minors]].}}

If true, it makes no sense why Lillie would willingly invite Chris over multiple times, especially with how much information on Chris's creepiness is publicly available. It is instead believed that these statements were damage control. Hilariously, Chris also had some of his own complaints about Lillie, angrily posting a tweet revealing that she had attempted to convince him into buying alcohol for them.<ref name="a">https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/upload_2018-12-30_9-36-57-png.626168/</ref>

{{quotebox|No, Lukas, I will NOT buy you booze!}}

<center>
<gallery>
File:Screenshot-twitter.com 2018-05-01 09-35-39.png|Lillie stating the item had been delivered, marking the first meeting.
File:Screenshot.1545857804.png|Evidence of a hang-out occurring on 14 [[July 2018]] with "Devil".
Ttstext1.jpg|The original texts from Lillie regarding Chris.
Ttstext2.jpg|Note the writing style.
</gallery></center>

[[File:Upload 2018-10-26 11-15-41 (1).png|thumb|The disastrous effects of a life on drugs.]]

Sometime during one of their in-person role-playing sessions, Lillie introduced Chris to cannabis. What resulted is captured in a 38-second long, showing Chris high on marijuana while pretending to make out with [[Cryzel]]. Chris later angrily clarified on [[Twitter]] that he was not, in fact, constantly high.

{{Infobox/video
| name = Chris with Teen Troon Squad
| video = {{#ev:youtube|v=CHO7-l6T4r4}}
| stardate = 26 [[December 2018]]
| subject = {{Trollsicon|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| saga = {{Teen Troon Squad|text}}
| shirt = {{ParappaShirt|text}}
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous = [[December_2018_videos#Sylvia_is_playful|Sylvia is playful]]
| next = [[December 2018 Paid Video Requests|Merry Gubmas!]]
}}

[[File:Screenshot-twitter.com-2018.11.18-16-23-55.png|thumb|right|One of the earlier Twitter leaks.]]

[[File:ReactiontoNovember2018Hack.png|thumb|200px|Chris blames the original [[Idea Guys]] for the leaks.]]

Meanwhile, Chris-Chan's [[Twitter]] account was [[Twitter#Leaks|hacked]] several times throughout 2018 by an unknown individual claiming to be associated with the Idea Guys. It seems more likely, however, that they were being posted by Lillie, given that they occurred long after the Idea Guys were [[Guard Dogs|taken out of power]]. The leak also included footage that Lillie herself later leaked in full onto [[/cow/]], making her involvement all the more likely. Regardless of who actually leaked the videos, Chris himself believed it to be the work of Boyd and Wise, subsequently calling them out by name in a tweet afterwards.<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1072900174521847808</ref>

==Unravelling==
On [[Christmas|25 December]] 2018, somebody posing as [[Magi-Chan]] posted a tweet linking to a (since taken down) Pastebin, now referred to as "The 'Teen Troon Squad' Reveals Themselves".<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/12-25-the-teen-troon-squad-reveals-themselves-say-theyre-behind-the-merge.51472/</ref> This Pastebin elaborately doxes 'Lukas', revealing her real name, home address, and a supposed phone number. The author then lists some details regarding the [[Dimensional Merge]], since revoked by Chris, before expanding on what the Teen Troon Squad had been doing: the group had been "spend[ing] a lot of time opening [their] mind[s] by role playing and smoking weed with cool people like [[Tomgirl|Christine]]". Naturally, when the link was first released, there was much speculation as to who had actually written the tweet. The author claimed to be Lillie herself, stating:

{{quoteboxgreen|I currently have Lukas (my host body) in a trance, so they won't remember typing this out.}}

However, to many, this read as if there had been a third party involved. Ultimately, it was determined that it had to have been done by someone Chris had trusted with his password; significantly narrowing down the suspect pool. A follow-up tweet from Chris later called the author a "[[troll|gremlin]]" trying to divide him, Lillie, and [[The Captain]].<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/dimensional-merge-tweets-megathread.49414/page-68#post-4128895</ref> The most important revelation is the mention of The Captain, who Lillie would later claim was responsible for doxxing her.<ref>[[:File:TheCaptainLukas.png|"The Captain is the lovely person that doxxed me."]]</ref>

In the last few days of 2018, Lillie responded to her dox by leaking content onto 8chan's [[/cow/]] board, hoping to appease onlooking trolls, who do not [[Weening#If you fail hard enough, you will become a target for trolls yourself|look favourably on this kind of behaviour]]. While normally, those posting to the site would be protected under the guise of anonymity, Lillie stated plainly who she was, even linking to her personal Twitter account. She began by revealing [[Teen Troon Squad chats|Discord logs from Chris]] from 18 December 2018, in which Chris discusses how he damaged his [[high school ring]], followed by "Luka Sonichu", an original Sonichu character and medallion Chris had created for her on 23 August 2018, and [[Chris lost Crystal|a video of Chris screaming at his toilet]].<ref>http://archive.is/j7oFu</ref>

<center>
<gallery>
File:Screenshot-8ch.net-2018.12.29-19-21-47.png
File:LukasMedallion.jpeg|Note the red streak.
File:LeakTroonSquad2912.png
</gallery></center>

Lillie's situation continued to deteriorate rapidly. On 29 December 2018, while Lillie was busy releasing as much as she could, Chris condemned her over Twitter, alluding to a falling out between them, though blame for Lillie's actions was assigned instead to [[Arfoire]], a [[Hyperdimension Neptunia]] villain whom Chris also believed had been behind [[Jessica Quinn]].<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/upload_2018-12-30_9-36-57-png.626168/</ref> In a desperate final attempt to appease the troll community, Lillie partially leaked the [[All Star]] masturbation tape on 30 December, in exchange for being left alone and her mother not finding out about her Internet antics.<ref>http://archive.is/7NtgZ</ref> She concluded that day with another plea for trolls to stop texting her, offering to tell 'all about [Chris's] lovely adventures and set things straight' to anybody who messages her on Twitter.<ref>http://archive.is/5M6J9</ref>

<center>
<gallery>
File:2018.12.31 - cow1.png
File:2018.12.31 - cow2.png
File:2018.12.31 - cow3.png
File:2018.12.31 - cow4.png
File:2018.12.31 - cow5.png
</gallery></center>

Satisfied that the Internet now seemed to be leaving her alone, Lillie finally posted the rest of [[All Star]] as a reward on New Year's Eve 2018, gloating:

{{quoteboxgreen|since idiots are starting to get a clue and leave me alone heres the rest. i dont care chris aint going to do shit to me becuase my mom will sue him}}

This would backfire, as an unamused [[Kiwi Farms]] chose to target her in response for the release. Realising the newfound attention that she had [[Attraction Sign|attracted]] onto herself from All Star, Lillie frantically began back-pedalling on Twitter. Once again, she attempted to blame the [[Idea Guys]] for her deeds, but few were convinced: the overwhelming amount of context and framing that would have to have been done for little to no gain made such an explanation unacceptable.

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File:Screenshot 20181231-120212 Twitter.jpg|"I only released ONE video."
File:Screenshot-twitter.com-2018.12.31-20-28-42.png|A far cry from "i dont care chris aint going to do shit".
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After this, nothing has been heard from the Teen Troon Squad; the remaining members dispersed before they could also be exposed. Their primary legacy is in implanting, or at least nurturing, the [[Dimensional Merge]] as a viable substitute in Chris's life for the [[Love Quest]] that the Idea Guys had brought to an end. Months after they broke all ties, Chris bemoaned on Lillie's birthday in [[September 2019]] that he had lost their company, and appealed for them to come back. It is however doubtful that they will ever return after experiencing the many side effects of trying to manipulating Chris.

==Gallery==
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File:Luka.jpg|As [[TSSSF]] cards.
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==See also==
*[[Chris with Teen Troon Squad]]
*[[Twitter#Leaks|Twitter Leaks]]
*[[Teen Troon Squad chats]]
*[[Dimensional Merge]]
*[[Chris and reality]]

== References ==
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Mimms and Lucas Q&A

2016-06-28T05:24:34Z

Shutupman: test completed, removed edit

The '''Mimms and Lucas Q&A''' was a series of questions and answers on the [[PVCC (message board)|PVCC]] message board with [[Daniel Mimms]] and [[Lucas White]] regarding their experience with Chris, initiated by [[CWCki]] admin and PVCC user [[User:Champthom|champthom]].

Mimms and Lucas's answers (Mimms's in pink and Lucas's in green) provide insight into Chris's past, particularly at [[The GAMe PLACe]] and the extent of his involvement with the [[Pokémon]] League. Despite Chris's claim of being a gym leader at the Pokémon League, Mimms and Lucas assert that he only filled in once. Furthermore, Chris disliked playing with black children and would frequently lose and have tantrums.

==Initial post==
Champthom contacted Mimms via [[Facebook]] asking three things:
:# What Chris was like at [[The GAMe PLACe]], and if he knew the grounds of why Chris was really banned,
:# If he could tell us anything about [[Megan]]
:# If he tried to play his homemade [[cards]].

The answers were shocking:

{{quoteboxred|...Anywho, heres some fun stuff you may not have know about CWC. The reason he got banned from the game place is in part due to his blatant [[racism]]. Also, because he would frequently blow up when losing to small children, he had scared off some good business, so Mike really wanted him gone. Lets not discount the fact the His parents threatened to take me to court. Also, There were some [[Niggos|black kids]], age 12-15, who would frequent the [[Yu-Gi-Oh!|Yugi-oh]] sessions (actually good kids) who he kind of picked on because he always acted like they wanted to steal from him. No one wants to be discriminated against, so there was a bit of animosity between Chrissy and the group of black kids. His final banning is due largely to the fact that he got in a [[Chris and anger|scream contest]] with one of the kids and of course the "adult" should be responsible, but not Chris. Essentially Mike was looking for any reason to ban him at this point and this was good enough, because he was tired of having long time patrons harassed by this retard. He was asked to leave and to not come back Mike, so Chris calls his parents. Mike Calls the [[jerkops|cops]]. The result was hilarious. watching his [[Barbara|fossilized mother]] get put in her place by a jerkop was pretty fulfilling.
(sorry if that was long winded)

Other fun stuff... He had about a [[Wall of Originals|20 different custom cards]], but never played any of them. He was very rarely left in charge of the Pokemon league because he had such a short temper and hated dealing with all the little kids' wins and losses, so I real adult needed to be present. [[Megan]] would usually stand/hide behind me and Lucas to avoid him, especially after the [[Shecameforcwc.jpg|drawings]] of her got leaked. I'd prefer to leave her out of this to be honest, as it was a traumatizing experience for her. She and I are still friends for the record. Chris would rarely ever shake anyones hand after a game, and when he did, he quickly followed up with hand sanitizer. I received a My little pony for Xmas one year from him, cuz I treated him like a person for the longest time. If you care to look it up, I got Mimbo-boboruto. It had a green pompom 'fro, because I had a green 'fro (no joke). It should also be know that he played the game Universal Fighting System (UFS) wherein you can play as nearly any fighting game character. He always picked a steriotypical bimbo as his character, usually Cassandra and sometimes [[CWC Fighter|Chun-li]].}}

==Follow-up==
After the initial message and popularity on PVCC, four more questions were sent to Mimms:
{{quotebox|1) Did Chris lose a lot at [[Yu-Gi-Oh]] and/or [[Pokemon]]? I and someone else are curious at how good Chris was at [[TCGs]], like if he won a lot or if he frequently lost to 10 year olds.

2) Chris seems to cite this story about how he went behind the counter at [[the Game Place]] to get something, and they banned him for that. Obviously you cite a different story and I was wondering if there was any merit to Chris's story about going behind the counter that got him banned.

3) To what extent did Chris lead the Pokemon League? Your story about how he was rarely left in charge is particularly interesting, considering Chris says his "greatest contribution to society" was leading the Pokemon League and he equates his experience at The Game Place as the volunteer gym leader as actual work experience (yes, as in the kind he would put on a [[resume]] if he actually applied to a job) and as charitable volunteer work. He said his experience there helped him develop "leadership skills like Optimus Prime" (I shit you not, those are his words).

4) What's this about an interrogation? [he offered to tell me about the interrogation he got when they found out about the infamous blurry picture]}}

{{quoteboxred|1) Chris was pretty awful at all the games he played. he had rediculous themed decks that never worked in pokemon and he never used any trategy at all in [[yugi-oh]]. He only won 1 tournement of yugi-oh durring a regional event when most of our good players were gone. There must have been about 6 people including Chris and myself at the tourney and when he won he was jumping up and down a yelling "I'm the level up king!" Since that was the theme of his deck. Other than that he would lose to small children and rarely made it past the first round in organized events.

2/3) He wasnt actually a gym leader for Pokemon league, but on a few occasions the regular gym leader couldnt be there, he happily volunteered to sub in because he never missed a Friday session of Pokemon anyway. After a few reports of him raising his voice to impatient children it was clear that something had to be done about him. One day when he was taking the place of gym leader, he went to the back room to get the box of prize support and badges and whatnot without permission. Since he is neither an employee or a gym leader, Mike decided to use it as an excuse to ban him for one month. That was his first ban. The other ban story I told was the second and permanent ban.

4) The interrogation came a week<ref>It was actually two weeks.</ref> after I took the famed blurry picture. Keep in mind that Chris still liked me at this point and that he is very very gullible. I come and sit down like any other friday, start chatting and playing a round of Pokemon with Lucas and some other players and these two old people walk up and ask if they can talk to me. The conversation starts kind of slow talking about Chris disability and how they struggled as parents and seem rather bitter that their son is far from normal. They then ask if I took the dreaded picture. I say yes and then play dumb as far as how it got on the internet. They then threaten to take me to court for misusing his likeness with out his consent. At first I was really shaken by this, but then I realized they were full of shit and couldn't actually do anything of consequence to me. So then I put on the smug bastard face and ask them if they're done and if I can go back to my game. Later, [[Mike]] tell Chris if his parents ever do anything like that again, he'll call the cops (cuz Mike has my back). This is also a big push to Chris down his slippery slope to being banned, probably the biggest one, in fact. anyway, thats the basic gist of the interrogation.}}

==Q&A==
Mimms was asked to join the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]], along with Lucas and they were flattered by the invitation.

{{quoteboxgreen|So uh, what's up guys. Name's Lucas. Mimms has been filling me in on the events of his FACEBOOK discovery so since he decided to reveal himself I decided to pop in here and check things out.

I'm better at typing than he is so feel free to ask me anything}}

{{quoteboxred|So, I decided to join this board to answer all of your questions, or at least as many as I can.

I am the Mimms, fire away with any questions you may have.}}

===Chris as a customer===
{{quotebox|Did Chris spend a lot of his money at the game place? As in, enough to make it obvious that he was wasting his [[tugboat]] on cards?}}

{{quoteboxgreen|of course}}

{{quotebox|What did (if anything) Chris do aside from play cards and hit on Megan on a regular basis?}}

{{quoteboxgreen|donged around on his [[PSP of Fail|psp]]}}

{{quotebox|Did you guys only see him on Fridays at the Game Place, or did he come around more often, to like look at comics and such?}}

{{quoteboxred|Pretty much just card playing events, but for a while that was fri-sun for pokemon, yugioh and UFS respectively.}}

{{quotebox|How long was he there on Fridays? Would he hang around later than everyone else to "be cool" and "hang out" with everyone, and stalk Megan?}}

{{quoteboxred|He was never a minute late to pokemon as far as I know, in fact he was usually about 15 minutes early. The only time I can remember him missing a friday session was when he went on a vacation for a week. Megan's brother isnt autistic, but he is kinda dumb. jus' sayin'}}

{{quotebox|Did Chris ever scare off customers at the Game Place?}}

{{quoteboxred|Yes, mostly small kids because parents didn't feel like their kids were in a safe enough environment with the belligerent man-child around.}}

===Tabletop games===
{{quotebox|What kind of Pokemon deck did he play? I'm guessing grass/electric.

Also, does his greasy skin glisten in the sun?

And finally, do you have any fond memories of your time with him? Somethign that might help humanize him a little?}}

{{quoteboxgreen|He played a bunch of decks. Like, he had a huge plastic deck container thing what was also [[Lego]]'d up. Last time I ever played him he was using a pure Psychic deck (I think, match didn't last long enough for me to see much, thank god). He also sung along to [[Britney Spears]] the entire time we were playing. O_o

Fond memories...one time he brought his [[Wii]] in and everyone played [[Wikipedia:Super Smash Bros. Brawl|Brawl]] for a while, that was fun I guess.}}

{{quotebox|What exactly does a Pokemon gym leader do? How do they get the position, what responsibilities does it entail, and so on. I played the video games all the time back in the day, but the only CCG I've ever played is Magic. Was the idea of a gym leader something that the Game Place came up with independently, or was it common to lots of card/gaming stores?

Were you two trying to avoid keeping track of the Chris-chan [[saga]], or have you been following it closely all this time?}}

{{quoteboxred|Pokemon gym leaders are usually adults who want to be active with their kids who are into the game. I think they are asked to do it by the store staff, but I do know it is a voluntary. Their duties are fairly simple and include: keeping track of points on a score sheet in order to win promo cards and badges (wins are 2 points, loses are 1), giving out promos and keeping things from getting too chaotic (rarely a problem). To be honest, I'm not 100% sure how common gym leaders were, but I'd guess they're standard in any pokemon league.

Also, Lucas and I have followed this shit strom every step of the way, just curious to see what the hell we would do next.}}

{{quotebox|Did Chris ever end up crying after he had lost a game?}}

{{quoteboxred|yes I made him cry once. It was so awesome!

short story: I one turn killed him in yugioh.

Long story: I was playing an [[Wikipedia:List_of_Yu-Gi-Oh!_cards#Exodia|exodia deck]]. Get all 5 pieces, win the game. I have an infinite loop combo in my deck that allows me to draw the whole deck which includes exodia for a game win. 2 Manticore of Darkness and card of safe return. When manticore goes to the grave you can bring it back by ditching a card of the same type, like another manticore. Card of safe return says, whenever you special summon from the grave, draw a card. Really easy combo, great for making autistic people cry. good times.}}

{{quotebox|Did Chris have any interest in RPG's or Table Top games like [[Wikipedia:Dungeons and Dragons|Dungeons and Dragons]] or [[Wikipedia:Call of Cthulhu (role-playing game)|Call of Cthullu]] or was it pretty much limited to Yugioh and pokemon?}}

{{quoteboxgreen|Game Place didn't have any organized D and D so I wouldn't know if he was ever into it.}}

{{quoteboxred|someone mentioned a Virgin rage card in the first Mimms Board: Yeh, that totally exists among many others.}}

===Video games===
{{quotebox|Have either of you played him in [[Guitar Hero]]? If so did he win?}}

{{quoteboxgreen|Nope, never have. Although one time I had my [[HEXBox|360]] and rockband shit with me because all the bros were gonna chill afterwards, and he huddled up to us to inquire about it. Then he started huffing and puffing and raging because [[Hex Bawx|HEXBOX]]}}

{{quotebox|Did Chris used to rant on and on about his hatred of Xbox? Did he ever explain why he hated it so much? Did anyone ever tell him to shut the fuck up about it?}}

{{quoteboxred|It's like /v/ but IRL}}

{{quotebox|how was he when he brought his Wii over and played Brawl?}}

{{quoteboxgreen|He wasn't too great at the game. He also only played [[Sonic]], Link, and Pokemon Trainer.}}

===Chris's behavior===
{{quotebox|Since he came in an [[Chris and cosplaying|Ash Ketchum]] getup, did he also act the part as well? You know like being in character?}}

{{quoteboxgreen|This question reminds me that at one point he had one of those fucking Yu Gi Oh arm things.

To answer your question, I don't recall him acting in character. The Ash getup was years ago though.}}

{{quotebox|Did you guys ever see Chris outside of the Game Place, like [[McDonalds]], movie theatre [[Target]], the [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|mall]], [[church]], anywhere?
-any stories of note, if you answer yes?}}

{{quoteboxgreen|I think the only time I've encountered Chris outside of the Game Place was at the Brawl release tourney and you guys already know about the funny story from that event. He was generally being weird and I remember some of the other guys at the event were kind of like "Jeez what's up with that guy"

I'm pretty sure he also yelled at someone for bumping into him or something.}}

{{quotebox|Did Chris ever bring his legendary "[[attraction sign]]" and what are your personal opinions on how pathetic it is?

2. How bad did he smell?

3. Did he always wear the same shirt every week? What was his [[Chris and fashion|clothing style]]?}}

{{quoteboxgreen|1. Nope. Pretty fucking pathetic. I've known a couple other autistic kids really into [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] (Seriously what the hell is it with Sonic and [[Autism]]) and none of them were even close to pulling something as retarded as that. I can't even comprehend it really.

2. I didn't really smell anything when I was around him.

3. Not the SAME SHIRT but his wardrobe pretty much consists of similar shitty goodwill shirts. As you can see in the picture he switched to that purple/green one. Usually he had red. Also, for a while after the [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|Parappa contest]] he wore a [[PaRappa the Rapper|Parappa]] skullcap that he won for a few weeks.}}

{{quoteboxred|1. I've never seen it, but it is pathetic as shit. Which reminds me of another something else he did. Appearently during his mall stalking days he had a paper heart on a strong that he would throw in the direction of women he fancied. It was rather disturbing and annoyed a lot of patrons, so he is also banned from the local mall. (he also stalked some chick who worked there, which was the final straw).

2.I didnt think it was anything out of the ordinary to be honest. Although I wanted to know either...

3. A long time ago, when he was less fat, he had an Ash Ketchem get up that he wore every week. Hat, gloves, vest, pokeballs, you name it. More recently he just wears the same few stripy shrits and the Hardees jacket.}}

{{quotebox|-Did Christian ever [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|soil himself]] in your store? If so, how did he react?

-How did the kids react to him? Were they scared, or did they antagonize him further for fun? Were there any particularly funny moments like this?}}

{{quoteboxred|I really dont think he shat himself and the Until its most recent move, The Game Place hasnt had a public bathroom.}}{{quoteboxred|1. I have no idea, I hope he never did, and if he did I am glad i never knew about it.
2. From what I saw most of the age groups stuck together unless there was a BATTLE going on. Most of the time Chris kept to himself and his [[PSP]] or whatever unless he got involved in a match. Whenever an outburst happened things got quiet and everyone stared for a moment or so but then they all went back to whatever they were doing (used to it I guess) But none of the kids ever fucked with him so I guess they were all afraid of him

Also, most of the time parents just drop their kids off and fuck off somewhere. Or they would be off in a corner on a laptop or something but there hadn't been many outbursts in a while and I never saw a parent telling him off or anything.}}

{{quotebox|Did Chris ever befriend any of the little kids in a more then "Friendly" way?}}

{{quoteboxred|he's not a [[pedofork|pedophile]], but if you wanna accuse him of it, go for it. I'm sure someone will believe you.}}

{{quotebox|Did Chris often make lewd inappropriate comments to or about any other female customers?}}

{{quoteboxred|Not at the game place.}}

{{quotebox|Does he walk or does he waddle?}}

{{quoteboxred|kind of a waddle, mostly just an odd gait.}}

{{quotebox|Did you ever get to hear his infamous [[Donald Duck impersonation|Donald Duck voice]]?}}

{{quoteboxred|sadly yes, its awful and doesnt impress anyone.}}

{{quotebox|How often did he bring up his [[virgin]]ity?}}

{{quoteboxred|not often at all at the store. he's really got into the self loathing on [[Youtube]], but didnt bring it up much at the game place.}}

{{quotebox|Did Chris ever brag about [[Sonichu]] as if it were his best achievement or something worth telling others about? You know like to the kids and other patrons? If yes, did he also promise there would be Sonichu official cards one day or something stupid like that?}}

{{quoteboxgreen|Well like I said earlier he printed out and put together a copy of the [[Sonichu 0|zero issue]] and ALWAYS had it on him. I mean he had it for years. YEARRRSSSSS. I remember when I first started playing back in middle school, and I never actually was curious enough to read it until sometime during high school. He also had business cards and whatnot that he would force on people. ALSO, just about everything he owned was covered in Sonichu crap. His PSP has a sonichu shell, you've all seen his [[Gitar of Fail|GH guitar]], etc etc.

We actually don't live in his area, [[Ruckersville]]. Thank [[god]].}}

{{quotebox|Wait, what? He had a paper heart he would throw at women?!}}

{{quoteboxgreen|He had a heart on a string that he would treat as a fishing pole of sorts. He'd toss it at a girl and REEL EM IN}}

===Chris and Megan===
{{quotebox|Did you ever witness him pulling any really creepy shit with Megan at the Game Place?}}

{{quoteboxgreen|Ever more like every day.

He was constantly putting his arm around her and shit and it got to the point where she would take refuge in the midst of our group of [[JERKS|bros]].}}

{{quotebox|How does Megan feel about Chris after all this time? She's considered to be the root of a lot of Chris' current psychosis, so information on their relationship is really useful. Also, is she at all interested in being involved with Chris' current internet drama, or is she too scared by Chris' many attempts at [[rape]]?

Speaking of, how far did Chris go? We know from Megan's emails there was a lot of inappropriate touching.}}

{{quoteboxred|I haven't talked to Megan terribly recently (I don't really bother going to Pokemon when Mimms isn't around, and he's fucked off to out of town college) but the vast majority of our recent AIM conversations have been her asking me about what wacky shenanigans Chris had gotten himself into. Like has been established in those e-mails, she's cut off all ties to him and she finds most of the ED stuff kinda funny I guess. I think last time we talked was the subject of his [[List of Chris's Adam & Eve purchases|sex toy orders]] and she was pretty much LOL EW GROSS. Nothing terribly interesting.}}

{{quotebox|What was he like with Megan?}}

{{quoteboxred|For a long while, they were actually good friends. They would leave the main Pokemoning area to go discuss [[Sailor Moon]] and Nazis (No joke, Megan is into some odd stuff. Probably just a GI Joe offshoot.) But As time went on he got more annoying and then hideously awkward at which point she starting hanging with me and Lucas and avoided Chris altogether. It was quite a reversal, but a well deserved one. I dont think chirs has much [[Monthly tugboat|money]] of of his own for spending on other people, but I could be wrong.}}

{{quoteboxred|I helped Megan deal with Chris, so we decide that she just ought to forget about him and all the bullshit that happened, so we dont talk about him ever anymore.

He was always too uncomfortably close to Megan, but I dont think he ever forced him self on her to get a kiss or anything more than that, at least not in public. They were friends, thats all, but apparently he views any friendly relationship with a female as something more.

Megan is a very interesting person. Very shy and a social outcast to say the least, I guess she and chris have that in common. But whatever was between them is now 100% gone and she basically refuses to acknowledge his existance ''[sic]''.}}

===Racism and homophobia===
{{quotebox|I'm also interested in Megan and/or anything else that hasn't been discussed to death. Especially discrimination. We all know Chris hates DEM [[HOMOS]].}}

{{quoteboxred|Usually he was pretty hostile to the [[Niggos|black kids]] at [[yugi-oh]]. It was total BS since they're all good kids. Sure we're had a few kids who come in once steam a card and never come back, but the regulars are all cool guys. He would always try to hide his stuff when they were near and never wanted to play a friendly game with them. I'm sure he used a few racial slurs, [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|never nigger or anything]], but it was obvious he was a huge racist. [story] I remember one time he and this [[Jerkhief|huge black guy]] named TJ were arguing about something that Chris was wrong about (since TJ is one of the best players in town) and as it got more heated, they started yelling about how Chris would never get laid. Chris yells at him, "I'm going to smack your effing face down!" and TJ stands up like hes going to beat his ass. Chris shrinks back and and says "I mean your face down monster..."

Moral of the story: Chris a bitch and he's awful at all card games. Also, he used to never curse.}}

{{quoteboxred|I Rage so hard whenever he opens his mouth about something thats anti-gay. Dont get me wrong, I'm not a fan gayness, I just think as people, they have a right to live and do as they please. They dont need some retarded fuck wad trying to make it more difficult to buy deodorant..... Which reminds me of a story.

So, one night at UFS, everyone is just sitting around playing cards and out of nowhere, Megan says "I hate [[Wikipedia:List of Tekken characters#Yoshimitsu|Yoshimistu]]. He such a retard and a fag." Then John, the tourny organizer, says, "I would thank you to never say that again..." Chris goes "Why? Are you an F.A.G.?" John lets out a sigh and facepalms. Chris then says, "Cuz, you know, Tito's a Homo." (Tito is the owner's son who works there) Tito cant find the words to rebut with and just stands up and walks away thinking to himself how Chris could possibly think he's a homo. (later, we find out that one day Mike was joking around with Tito and they exchanged sarcastic homosexual remarks, and from that tiny exchange, Chris extrapolated that they were gay.)}}

{{quotebox|Apparently there was a [[gay]] male who was friends with [[Megan]] at the Game Place that Chris yelled at; the poor guy was worried Chris [[Death threats|was gonna kill him]]. Were you there for that? Do you know what happened?}}

{{quoteboxred|Kinda. His name is Eric, and for the record he is also a furry. Eric kind of picked on Chris and sort of took his spot as substitute gym leader 1 or 2 times. That and the fact that he's gay are reason enough for Chris to act malicious toward him, although I doubt he was in any real danger.}}

===Trolling Chris at The GAMe PLACe===
Re. the infamous photograph:
{{quoteboxred|While I did take the famed picture, it was Lucas who posted it to [[4chan]] to share it with the world, so in actuality, he probably deserves most of the credit. I just happened to spend more with Chirs (lucky me).}}

{{quotebox|How did you take the photo? Camera phone? Is it blurry because you were shitting yourself that he'd see a flash or a camera and go batshit at you?}}

{{quoteboxgreen|Digital Camera. I took a couple of pictures with my phone as well that are from further away but a lot less blurry. Dunno why that one is so blurry, I guess Mimms was trying to be quick and inconspicuous.}}

{{quotebox|[[Chris_E-mails_2008#March|Was it truly something you didn't know about be 4 about this Chan?]]}}

{{quoteboxred|The funniest part about that is that I have no recollection of him saying that to me whatsoever. I had no idea I was even a suspect until I saw that email.}}

{{quotebox|What was [[Bob Chandler]] like when they visited your shop? I'd imagine he didn't say too much during the incident but [[Barbara Chandler|Babs]] was being a real hardball at that time.}}

{{quoteboxred|Thats exactly right actually. He barely said anything, mostly tried to look intimidating I think, which he kind of pulled off. I'd hate to have his surly ass as a grandparent.}}

{{quoteboxred|I've never met anyone else IRL who made his life hell other than [[Lucas]] and [[Mike]]].}}
{{quoteboxred|I dont smoke, but Lucas does and we only drink on the occasional weekend.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|What do I think of the people following Chris? Hmmm, when I first saw the thread on [[/v/]] I was just like HOLY SHIT. I never imagined it would explode the way it has. It's kind of a surreal feeling sometimes. Other times it's funny as shit. It's also really fascinating, especially how deep some people have investigated into his psyche.

I've never seen a [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|Curseyehameha]]

From what I saw your assumption is pretty much right about how Megan interacted to Chris. She was nice to him and of course Chris is Chris so he construed it as something more. Mimms could probably answer the question better since he goes further back with them.}}
===Chris's ban from the store===
{{quotebox|Chris has being trying to be allowed back into the game place (by posting videos on youtube) does the store owner know or care for that matter?
Also did Chris always bring up he was a [[virgin]] also? Or his [[love quest]]...

Last one, can he or has ever being a fight? Sounds like he gets too scared.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|Yes, [[Michael Snyder|the manager]] is aware of Chris wanting to be let back in. In fact, Chris sent a letter to him a while before he made [[Apology to Game & Hobby Place|the youtube video]]. He told us about it and we pretty much just laughed about it.

I can't recall Chris ever bringing up his [[Love Quest|LOVE QUEST]]. I'm sure he has at some point though so when Mimms comes back he might have a different answer.

Yeah he's never been in a fight as far as I know. At least not in the store or something like that. He's yelled at kids plenty of times though if that counts. I remember one time he yelled at some poor kid for taking a long time to make a move during a Pokemon game. He gets [[stress|really impatient]] during games and if you make a mistake or do something in the "wrong order" he gets upset.}}

{{quotebox|Would you know around when Chris started going to [[the Game Place]]? Or when you first saw him there?

And do you know round about when that first, one month, [[ban]] took place?}}
{{quoteboxgreen|I searched around some chatlogs and I think the first ban (Which was actually two weeks, not a month) Was April 4th last year.

As far as when Chris first started, we're talking years ago. I'm two years out of high school, and Mimms started going around the time I was in 4th grade (Long before I lived in VA). He said He thinks Chris started sometime after that. Probably a few months? A "season" of pokeymans league usually lasts a few months and Chris probably started around the 2nd season.

I first started playing around middle school some time. Maybe 7th grade. That's when I first saw Chris in his Ash getup. I remember being pretty weirded out by him but nothing terribly specific.

I just remembered a story but it's not terribly interesting. One time (this is back in the middle school era) I was chillin with Mimms and another bro during Pokemon (before I joined). I was just hanging out watching them play, and Chris asked me if I wanted a match. I told him I didn't have a deck or anything, but I knew how to play, and since I noticed his huge [[lego]] box of decks so I said if he let me use one of his decks I'd play with him. He pretty much snapped at me with a [video has been since deleted]}}
{{quotebox|Was Chris aware he wasn't welcome at [[the Game Place]] because of the way he acts?}}
{{quoteboxred|Probably, only he doesnt see what wrong with it. [[Mike]] and I have talked about the [[reality]] [[Barb#Pampering_of_Chris|that his parents have helped him fabricate]]. he thinks he can do anything and get away with it because he's different. The Idea of being able to do anything comes from the constant encouragement you have to give special needs kids (I know, I've helped out with a little league baseball team with disabilities.) and He's just taken it to a higher level.}}

{{quotebox|Can you shed more details between the confrontation between the Chandlers and the [[jerkops|cops]] in the shop?}}
{{quoteboxred|Basically, Mike asked him to leave and told him he couldnt come back and rather than just leaving he went outside and called his parents. Mike had already threatened to call the cops, so he did. Cops show up, make Chris and family look like idiots because they cant do anything. Its a private store and mike can ban who he wants. I didnt actually hear what was said, but I watched through a window, hence my story of tantruming Babs getting put in here place by glare from a cop.

On a side note, Mike doesnt own the game place, he's just the manager. The owner is a dick whose name escapes me cuz he's never there.}}
{{quotebox|Would Chris ever be let back into Game Place? Say, if someone else began running the store? Or if he were to clean up his act a little? (not likely, but yeah).}}
{{quoteboxgreen|No}}
{{quotebox|Did you actually see the video of his appology/beging to come back to the gameplace, like he assumes you did? Thoughts?}}
{{quoteboxred|yes I did. I actually commented on it. basically he has no shot at every getting back in, partially because he's not actually sorry but mostly because he'll scare off more customers and no one likes him anyway.}}
===Chris's history and personality===
{{quotebox|You wouldn't happen to know anything about Chris' brief employment at [[Wendy's|wendys]], would you?}}

{{quoteboxgreen|I had no idea Chris had a job, and it's actually pretty surprising to me, goddamn.}}

{{quotebox|All of us know Chris is a close weeaboo, but did he ever bring up [[anime]]s or anything like that while you were working there?}}

{{quoteboxgreen|I remember one time at a [[Wikipedia:Universal Fighting System|UFS]] gathering (For anyone who doesn't know UFS is a game that features characters from [[Soul Calibur]], Street Fighter, and Darkstalkers), Chris started trying to impress Megan by talking about how he had downloaded the [[Wikipedia:Darkstalkers|Darkstalkers]] anime and put it on his PSP. She just kind of brushed him off.}}
{{quoteboxred|Yeh, back before things where hideously awkward between him and Megan, they talked about [[Sailor Moon]] a lot. Like daily, a lot. Other than that, he had some [[transformers]] he would bring in from time to time (if that counts). He would give them annoying voice and make them shoot at things until the staff asked that he not bring them anymore.

Also, there are no good kid V Chris stories I can think of that arent just nods to his screaming and short temper.}}

{{quotebox|Quick question, Chris blames [[ED]] for his current situation, and in his early birthday video he seems sort of normal and not overweight, depending on how long he went to the game place, when did he really lose it and when did he become a fat fuck. It was all pre-ED right? and did Chris himself ever mention the ED page?}}
{{quoteboxred|Chris has always been a fat fuck and I very much doubt he'll ever lose his virginity without paying for it morally and monetarily.

Chris have never gotten violent with anyone, because he knows he cant win and he is sure that a higher authority ([[jerkops|cops]]/ [[law|court]]) will punish you if you lay a hand on him.

Chris had a deck that used his fake cards, but never played it, from what I saw. He did hand out business cards with a link to his website, but nothing other than that. Although a part of me kinda wants a Sonichu Promo card...}}
{{quotebox|Being acquaintances with Christian before his life got hijacked by the [[internet]], do you personally feel he's deserved the [[troll]]ing he's gotten the past year?}}
{{quoteboxred|Not nessesarily, but if he was smart enough to stop giving [[trolls]] amo against him, then I might actually pity him. He's really just asking for more when he makes so many stupid comments on youtube.}}
{{quotebox|He seemed to be a weird but mostly quiet guy in his Game Place years. Why do you think he's become the preening idiot we all see online?}}

{{quoteboxred|Complete lack of social interaction with humans other than his fossilized parents.}}

{{quotebox|Just how retarded is Chris? We all know he's high functioning [[autistic]], etc., but he has his own driver's license. How functional was he socially and mentally at the game place?}}

{{quoteboxred|I'd say he worked about the same level as a 10 year old, but with practice of some things maybe as much as a standard teenager, but I doubt he'll ever think or act like an adult.}}

{{quotebox|Did you ever notice if Chris acted nicer towards the women that he played?}}
{{quoteboxred|What women? Moms dont play. Kids arent women. and that leaves Megan, who we all know he was a little too friendly with.}}
{{quotebox|Which Chris vid is your personal favorite?}}

{{quoteboxred|[[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008|The one]] where he's laying on he bed or couch and takes a long sigh and says the [[Man in the Pickle Suit|man in the pickle suit]] got him again. Mostly because I almost felt bad for him right there, but then realized it was still really funny.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|Hmmm...my favorite Chris Chan video would have to be the [[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero|Holding out for a Hero music video]]. As an aspiring film-maker, the camera and editing techniques Chris used were quite inspirational.}}
{{quotebox|Was there ever an instance where you found him to be an enjoyable person to be around by merits of his own character as opposed to finding entertainment in his antics?

Was there even any sort of time where you felt like Chris had redeemed all of the faults that you talk about, even if it the "joy" associated with it was fleeting?

Does he any any good qualities? That's my thing -- I've never seen someone so absolutely devoid of redeeming characteristics.}}
{{quoteboxred|is that supposed to be a joke or something

But seriously, his is a company that I have never legitimately enjoyed.}}
{{quoteboxred|Well like i said earlier one time he brought in his Wii and people played Brawl. That was pretty cool I guess. He was kinda weird about the controllers but I don't recall him not letting someone play. He had to be in all of the matches of course.
He was really finicky about the handling of them and which controller was what player. He had to do all the setting up himself.}}
{{quotebox|Was there ever ANY, even in the least bit, of a redeeming quality in Chris?}}
{{quoteboxred|Not really. Other than trying to be nice some times, he was mostly a self righteous jerk. example: There was a Parapa the rapper contest he entered (and complained about on youtube) for which he handed about flyers to people so they could vote for him. No one did of course. He also read off everything on the flyers before handing them to people, like they couldnt read or something, that always annoyed me. But no, he's basically a waste of my oxygen and [[Monthly tugboat|tax money]].}}

==References==
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==Make a new Saga?==
Even though Chris has been less active over the less couple of years, he has recently (since early March) been giving infomation about what has been happening over the last couple of years. I think we should call this a new Saga "Revalation" Saga. [[User:14recinez|14recinez]] 3:40, 14 September 2013 (EST)

==Note==
Flipnote Hatena will be shutting down May 31, 2013. Also chris 2013 article needs updating.

==Did you know..==
Some of the "Did you knows" sound really over-opinionated and A-loggy next to the A-log article of the now.

Ex. "...that Chris is a disgusting human being?", "That Chris cannot dance", I also have a personal gripe with, "...that Chris was born on 24 February, the same day the Nazi party was founded?", as it associates CWC with Nazis. [[User:Cleftpalete|Cleftpalete]] 10:18, 16 December 2012 (PST)

==ohinternet==
Should we include a da update about ED and ohinternet considering their past relationship? [[Supersheep|Supersheep]] 23:38, 19 April 2011 (EST)

==Happy Sonichu Day!==

Is Sonichu 11 or 23? Also, is it possible to make the Sonichu page the now article? --[[User:TheIronFjord|TheIronFjord]] 21:33, 16 March 2011 (PDT)

==PSN Tracker==
I have Chris on my friends list on the PSTriple.
How would I go about contributing to the PSN tracker? [[User:Dillon627|Dillon627]] 06:30, 28 January 2011 (PST)

==Protect the templates==
Seeing how the main page itself is protected, why not protect the templates as well? [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 16:49, 11 September 2010 (PDT)
*There's already cascading protection for all the front page templates. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:51, 11 September 2010 (PDT)
*Stop freaking out about this spammer shit, Champ has it under control --[[User:Megaman|Megaman]] 16:53, 11 September 2010 (PDT)

== new vid ==

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzAJvMKQeJA&feature=player_embedded

can't add news so there you go--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 13:38, 16 September 2010 (PDT)

==Can this be the new Quote of the Now, please?==

{{quote|I've learned... from my father; he taught and showed me which male ends go into which female ends.|Wallflower E-mails.}}

[[User:Bunsteaks|Bunsteaks]] 13:28, 25 September 2010 (PDT)
I'm for this too.
[[User:Theiselybors|Theiselybros]] 02:10, 21 October 2010 (EST)

*Ironically, I vote this for today. --[[User:MissMeg|MissMeg]] 15:11, 10 September 2011 (PDT)

==I suggest this for the Video of the Now==

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmFHPbaNT04 [[User:Xavier|Xavier]] 07:37, 28 September 2010 (PDT)

Since there's a white space in the Video of the Now (at least on my computer) why not feature this video? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoqjN3amRD4
--[[User:Vofdoom38|VofDoom38]] 17:44, 21 October 2010 (PDT)

== Project Map Fucking Everything ==

Started up this project and got a lot of things mapped down.

http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?hl=en&gl=us&ptab=2&ie=UTF8&oe=UTF8&msa=0&msid=116038930500742252038.0004949e055d81dc61c0b

I'd like to get all of the places he mentions/visits/films/rapes marked down on the map, but there's a lot of videos and some of them I never wish to see again. So, it's open collaboration and anyone with a Google account can edit it. Feel free to login and mark down different areas he's visited. Just try to be logical and succinct when adding locations. Don't need every McDonald's marked down. When doing videos of him travelling, try to figure out the path with a line and mark at least one end of it.

Now, a question:
Should we make a page for the full map or just link it in the bottom of the "Locations" divs on the other pages?
-- [[User:Arius|Arius]] 13:49, 9 November 2010 (PST)

*Put it on the locations template. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 13:53, 9 November 2010 (PST)
**Done. Couldn't think of a better name than Chris's World. -- [[User:Arius|Arius]] 14:11, 9 November 2010 (PST)

== Sports ==

Is there any inclination that Chris is into any kind of sport or professional sports team? I asked this on the main page because I don't know where else to ask it.
*Sign your fucking posts god damn. Also, no. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 04:18, 14 November 2010 (PST)

== Slight Error ==
Chris hasn't gone 5 days without the internet, he logged into youtube 2 1/2 days after he posted the leaving video.
[[User:Theiselybors|Theiselybros]] 19:46, 26 November 2010 (EST)
:Probably should have discussed this before just removing the counter... [[User:Smtp|Smtp]] 17:02, 26 November 2010 (PST)
::It's a non-pedantic count. We're really focusing on how many days he's gone without making a video - which Chris equates to "being on the Internet". --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 21:30, 26 November 2010 (PST)
:::Yeah, why is the counter back? I don't know how to re-implement that sort of thing or I would. --[[User:Bluedeanie|Bluedeanie]] 16:18, 17 December 2010 (PST)

== Vandalism? ==
Some guy named [[User:Trueandhonest]] has been going around vandalizing pages lately, claiming to be Chris-chan himself. Most likely it's a troll, but I just wanted to point that out. [[User:N. Onymous|N. Onymous]] 15:33, 30 November 2010 (PST)

== Does Christian Who Cares know this?==
I don't remember his surname. Does he know that the creator of Pokémon has [[aspergers]]? At least Wikipedia's article says so... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satoshi_Tajiri --[[User:Doctor Whatever|Doctor Whatever]] 16:21, 4 December 2010 (PST)
* It seems that you just answered your own question. As to whether or not Chris knows, I honestly don't think he even cares. He justifies things when it allows him to continue his current lifestyle. He'd probably just say "Well I guess there are some exceptions" and move on. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 16:39, 4 December 2010 (PST)
** You're right, I should have figured that out. Theres an article about his hypocresy, but its not really necesary to read it; it takes about three seconds of reading this wiki to realize that he's the biggest of hypocrites...--[[User:Doctor Whatever|Doctor Whatever]] 17:46, 4 December 2010 (PST)

==CWCki is pretty dead==
Chris isn't coming back, at least not for a long time. Despite this, there are a shitton of new editors who drop by every other day and fuck up articles. The only reason I'm really still here is to fix up the edits of these new editors. I think we should start finding the good articles on the wiki and either lock them or put a template saying not to fuck with it a la ED. As articles get fixed up, they get locked down, at least until Chris comes back (if he ever does, anyway). I get that it might take some time or whatever, but it would help preserve the CWCki should Chris never come back or I die or something. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 12:11, 11 December 2010 (PST)
*Well it was just a matter of time until he would end up in a mental hospital. I always told him so, but whatever. I agree though, that there are probably many articles, that can be protected, especially all the videos, mails, phone calls, chatlogs and whatnot.--[[User:Sonichu|Sonichu]] 19:09, 12 December 2010 (PST)
::I'd push for the templating approach rather than protecting. Article protection should be used sparingly. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 05:00, 14 December 2010 (PST)
:::After seeing old articles being still corrected here and there, I tend to agree. Maybe this Chris-free time isn't so bad after all. Gives us time to look through all the old articles.--[[User:Sonichu|Sonichu]] 16:51, 14 December 2010 (PST)
::::You guys have gone from reporting the antics of a potential criminal to stalking a retard. Really it's pathetic. Do we need to know about uneventful sightings at the mall or his activity on PSN? That sounds like having less of a life than Chris does. Every lolcow eventually dies down and CWC is finished. This isn't like that point when everyone thought he was done for but came back, this is it.--[[User:Goatselover|Goatselover]] 18:05, 29 December 2010 (PST)
:::::Obviously you know something we don't. Go on, enlighten us. [[User:Sonichu|Sonichu]] 21:08, 29 December 2010 (PST)
:::::First, as Champ said pretty much RIGHT below this, this page is about improving the main page exclusively. Take it to Offshore CWCki. I think your targets are probably mostly there. As far as I'm aware, the people remaining here are dedicated to the wiki, rather than devoted to coming up with new ways to stalk Chris.
::::::It's not even about concerning ourselves with how next to foil Chris' Heart-Meter. This is about the chronicling
::::::and archiving of this entire man-child's existence for the benefit and hilarity of all future new-fags
::::::--[[User:Boosegumps|Boosegumps]] 03:40, 19 January 2011 (PST)

== Sightings ==

Okay, question, as a field agent who is seeming to have multiple run ins with Chris (was the guy who took the kroger pic and I commonly see him when he comes into my work) Where should I put my sightings so I am not cluttering up the other pages? [[User:CFA|CFA]]CFA
:1. Sign posts with 4 tildes (<nowiki>~~~~</nowiki>) if you want to avoid typing all that shit every time.
:2. [[User:CFA/Whateverthefuck]] is usually the best place to put your stuff.
:On another note, I appreciate that CFA is the name of the guy who took that pic, but that doesn't necessarily prove that it's you. Expect people to be critical of that statement. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 01:20, 16 December 2010 (PST)

*I did sign with 4 and I posted it up on the offshore first. Secondly, I asked because there is no article on sightings. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 10:38, 16 December 2010 (PST)CFA
::Signing with 4 tildes yields a timestamp. Always. There was no timestamp. The point I was making was that yeah, the guy on offshore is called CFA. However, you just made your account here and there's nothing stopping someone other than offshore's CFA from taking the username. As a result of this, even if there were a "sightings" article, you still wouldn't be able to just dump new shit there because there's no confirmation that you are who you say you are. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 11:10, 16 December 2010 (PST)
*alright, then what would constituent proof for you guys? [[User:CFA|CFA]] 12:03, 16 December 2010 (PST)CFA
::I'd say photos ^^ [[User:Sonichu|Sonichu]] 16:01, 16 December 2010 (PST)
:*photos of what? My page on offshore or something else? [[User:CFA|CFA]] 17:56, 16 December 2010 (PST)CFA
::Gee, I don't know, maybe ''the picture you originally uploaded to Offshore CWCki''? --[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 22:39, 16 December 2010 (PST)
::I think the best picture to upload would be proof that you can log into CFA's account on Offshore. If you have any new pics, those work too, but I don't expect you to have to do too much work for this. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 11:07, 17 December 2010 (PST)
*[[Image:CFA offshore.png|300px]] [[User:CFA|CFA]] 12:41, 17 December 2010 (PST)CFA

:*In the future, posts like this go in the Community Portal and not here. This discussion page strictly involves improving the main page.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:33, 19 December 2010 (PST)
*My apologies [[User:CFA|CFA]] 20:54, 19 December 2010 (PST)CFA

== Is This Chris? ==

He apparently stalked the shit out of liquid Chris therefore leading him to know his whereabouts along with his real name. So, he decided to post a video about it for some "troll busting".

Here's his channel:
[http://www.youtube.com/user/CarlosChantor]

- 06:33 (CST) January 6,2011

I doubt it. I mean, do you see him putting together such a coherent video and hacking someone's facebook. The only Chris-like thing about it is that they got the wrong one of the twins pegged as Liquid.....

ARIGOLD17 WHO CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO SIGN POSTS- 3:30 (EST) January 14, 2011

== ps3 tracker change ==

the ps3 tracker says jan.7.2010 when it should be jan.7.2011. just pointing that out. [[User:Carnival Vexillarius|Carnival Vexillarius]] 10:06, 8 January 2011 (PST)

== Shojo letters ==

[[File:Shoujobeatchrischanletter.jpg]]
[[File:Shoujobeatchrischanletterreply.jpg|Right]]
*Front page, y/n? [[User:CFA|CFA]] 15:18, 26 January 2011 (PST)CFA
<s>If it's legit I'd say front page material, I know Chris watches anime, but somehow I can't see him reading manga. I think he'd be too frustrated to figure out that you read it back to front. I think this might be a troll impersonating him</s> Never mind it says 23, so no one really knew about him, so it's probably legit.[[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 06:06, 1 March 2011 (PST)

== Potential Video of the Now? ==

Some pickle-related drama, brought to you by ''The Kids in the Hall''.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECAvZTcaQew

-- [[User:Elliecoral|Elliecoral]] 12:31 2 February 2011

*For future reference, this should go [[Template talk:Video of the now|here]]. The thing about the video is that Chris hasn't used the "pickle" euphemism, as far as I can tell, since 2008 or maybe early 2009. It's just a really out-of-date term. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 12:12, 2 February 2011 (PST)

== Not sure if it goes here but ==

*First, no pics (due to working at the time) but Chris came in with Rocky. But here is the thing, he was with a group of special needs folks around his age, seems Rocky has gotten him to socialize with other special needs folks, that or the strange girl he sat across from was friendly with him. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 19:30, 25 February 2011 (PST)CFA
:Get pics next time. No, really. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 19:32, 25 February 2011 (PST)
:Oh and also, this is the wrong place to do this. This is about improving the main page. Put it [[CWCki:General|here]] or something. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 19:38, 25 February 2011 (PST)
*Thanks and as for pics, it was out of the blue, did not expect to see him that day (he normally comes in on saturday between 3 and 4.)[[User:CFA|CFA]] 18:28, 27 February 2011 (PST)CFA

==Userboxes==
*Would anybody have a problem with organizing the userboxes, like Trollboxes category would contain Clyde's, Vivian's, Jack's ect. Description/identitiy boxes, like all the ones that say this user is a x, like the American, straight, hikikomori. Then like title boxes like admin, grammar nazi, ect. I could organize them, but it'd take me a while cause I'm busy during the week.[[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 13:11, 2 March 2011 (PST)

== da update should be first ==

ps3 tracker later, or maybe just merged. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 15:39, 2 March 2011 (PST)
:I spent a while messing around with it today trying to find a better way to organize it, but I couldn't figure out how to change whether something's on the right or left side of the page. I guess switching the two wouldn't be too difficult because they're in the same box. No complaints here. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 15:41, 2 March 2011 (PST)

Just rid of the ps3 tracker, it's not even no longer updated. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 04:41, 7 April 2011 (PDT)
:I found out how to do everything that I didn't understand, but [[User:Freecell/Main Page|what I did with it]] still looks bad. I agree that Da Update should go first (and the quote of the now shouldn't take up so much space and the News/Improvement Project should go higher), but I'm not sure it can be moved without making everything else look bad. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 04:48, 7 April 2011 (PDT)
*I personally would have Da Update be first but Clyde insists that the PSN Tracker is more important. Take your complaints to him.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:11, 20 April 2011 (PDT)

==Seriously==
*What the fuck happened yesterday? What was with the creepy girl? Why was everything 404'd, though some of the 404 pages were funny.
: Seems like the server was just down. I'm not an admin so I don't really know. But the creepy girl has always been what you see when you specifically go to cogsdev.org or sonichu.com[[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 05:51, 17 March 2011 (PDT)
*I was just trying to check this site yesterday and I saw that ''thing'' instead. I can upload a pic of it, but... Was it supposed to be Little Red Riding Hood or some shit? [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] 09:26, 17 March 2011 (PDT)
:: I JUST tried and the weird Little Girls was there and then I re-loaded the page and it was fine... dunno. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 15:43, 17 March 2011 (PDT)
::: [http://www.sonichu.com/buletta.jpg picture] Based on the filename it's supposed to be [http://capcom.wikia.com/wiki/Baby_Bonnie_Hood Buletta/B.B.Hood] from Darkstalkers. --[[User:Digital|Digital]] 16:27, 17 March 2011 (PDT)
:::: Y<s>eah any time I've tried to follow my bookmark link that is set up to cogsdev.org, which has ''always'' worked, mind you, it now takes me to the BB Hood image after trying to redirect to sonichu.com. In order to actually get to the site I have to google CWCKI and find a random page and then backtrack to the main page. Am I doing something horribly wrong somehow?</s> As of my having written this, it'a back to normal now. Weird. Disregard me I am a buffoon.--[[User:Bluedeanie|Bluedeanie]] 10:14, 18 March 2011 (PDT)

==Ha!==
Nice touch for April Fool's [[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 07:50, 1 April 2011 (PDT)

[[Random-access humor|IT'S RAINING CHRIS! HALLELUJAH!]] Also, if I may ask, what's the code for this? [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] 10:29, 1 April 2011 (PDT)
*note to self, listening to shpongle and watching the spinning heads here is seriously a bad idea! [[User:CFA|CFA]] 19:43, 1 April 2011 (PDT)CFA
*When are we gonna get these removed now? They were charming on April 1st but it's two days later now and they're getting kinda intrusive. [[User:Airrider1|Airrider1]] 15:35 EST
** I use [https://chrome.google.com/extensions/detail/cfhdojbkjhnklbpkdaibdccddilifddb?hl=en adblock plus]. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 12:39, 3 April 2011 (PDT)
*** [https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/adblock-plus/ And for Firefox...] --[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 12:57, 5 April 2011 (PDT)

== You are now aware ==

[[image:Youarenowaware.jpg|800px]]

:It could almost imply that they somehow know one another! I'm more interested in the book to the left of it. Also, sign your posts. Also, this page is about improving the main page, as you've been told before. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 04:54, 7 April 2011 (PDT)

Well, I thought it was pretty surprising. All this time, that creepy little face was staring at me and I didn't even know it. The medallion and stare really make it a winner. Maybe bring it up in the Barbara page discussion. [[User:Farm Zombie|Farm Zombie]] 12:26, 7 April 2011 (PDT)
*Sorry,did that at like, 2 am. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 15:38, 7 April 2011 (PDT)CFA

== Remove the PSN tracker ==

Srsly. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 05:58, 29 April 2011 (PDT)
*Or put it under the update section. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 20:41, 29 April 2011 (PDT)CFA

==TOMGIRL.PNG==
May I suggest a recoloring of the hair blonde? --[[User:MissMeg|MissMeg]] 09:31, 7 May 2011 (PDT)

== Liquid Chris Article ==
The whole "MOTHERLAND CALLS!" template has been up on the [[Liquid Chris]] page for a while, even before I became a member here. Has the article been fixed, or is it still in need of refurbishing? -- [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] 22:09, 7 May 2011 (PDT)
:Why are you asking this here? Try [[Talk:Liquid Chris]]. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 23:22, 7 May 2011 (PDT)
:: The reason I asked here was because nobody has added anything new the article since March (ignoring a recent edit-revert), and nobody has done anything with the talk page since last September. I was just wondering if this should be the Improvement Project of the Now if it's gone nowhere for a while. [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] 10:09, 10 May 2011 (PDT)

== An error in dating? ==

Today's "''This day in Christory''" features [[Chris Comes Out of the Closet|a video from February 5th, 2009]], but today is ''June 5th''. Is this intentional? --[[User:IwegalBadnik|IwegalBadnik]] 10:37, 5 June 2011 (PDT)
*The video was from 5 Feb, but his CChanSonichu account was indeed hacked on 5 June. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 13:52, 5 June 2011 (PDT)

== Kim ==
Have we pulled a Wallflower on Kim? If not why doesn't she have a page, any information on her other than in passing, emails, phone calls, etc? [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 21:45, 6 June 2011 (PDT)

==Just for you==
I while ago I figured out the code for making youtube audio play in the background based on ED's code for it. I just forgot to share it with you. Its a nice touch for user pages, but I wouldn't recommend them for Cwcki articles.

ev:youtube|'''(The Stuff After watch?v=)'''&autoplay=1&loop=1&start=1" height="1" width="1" fposition="left" frame="false"

except add '''{{#''' at the beginning and '''}}''' at the end, and lose the '''(''' ''')''' parenthese

Sorry if its confusing, ask [[User:freecell|freecell]] if you need help, he or she uses it too.[[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 20:01, 12 July 2011 (PDT)

==No detective needed==
Okay, you don't have to be a fucking detective to tell that [[User:Youdonttellmewhattodo|Youdonttellmewhattodo]], [[User:Nothingyouneedknow|Nothingyouneedknow]], [[User:GodoftheGodsofgod|GodoftheGodsofgod]] are the same fucking person seeing as all three accounts were made four minutes between each and they've been posting stupid shit, complimenting Chris, and blanking pages. It's an idiot, troll, or hell possibly Chris. [[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 11:34, 19 July 2011 (PDT)
:I don't think they're the same people. And I checked for some of them, they're not Chris. I don't remember specifically though and I'm kind of too lazy to check again. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 08:53, 20 July 2011 (PDT)
::Ok, sat down and checked those three again. Not Chris. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 08:58, 20 July 2011 (PDT)

==New videos==
Chris just posted a couple of new videos and from the looks of it, relating to that forum that he's been posting on. --[[User:KHSilverRock|KHSilverRock]] 11:27, 6 August 2011 (PDT)
*Two more videos have gone up. --[[User:KHSilverRock|KHSilverRock]] 14:38, 9 August 2011 (PDT)
* I just posted the update but there still aren't any pages about the videos. I would but I'm really goddamn tired and I feel like shit. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 14:41, 9 August 2011 (PDT)
** It's cool, they'll get made eventually, and I can't wait, to be honest, I missed the shinagins that Chris provided in his videos. --[[User:KHSilverRock|KHSilverRock]] 14:49, 9 August 2011 (PDT)

== Earthquake ==

Think CWC was affected by the 5.9 earthquake in Virgina at 2PM?--[[User:DawnDusk|DawnDusk]] 11:17, 23 August 2011 (PDT)
:If he was, I'm sure we'll be updated. Until then, there's no way we could know. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 11:21, 23 August 2011 (PDT)

:Unless a big box of Barb's Salvation Army finds crushed him.--[[User:Shefap|Shefap]] 12:27, 23 August 2011 (PDT)
:* There's a website [http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/dyfi/events/se/082311a/us/index.html] that will tell you where people in VA are saying they felt shaking. Around where Chris lives, there were reports of little-to-no shaking felt and no damage reported. He probably heard about the earthquake, but they probably felt nothing more than a vibration. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 14:05, 23 August 2011 (PDT)

== Article of the now. ==

shouldnt the Article of the now be Bob chandler? -[[User:HitIar|HitIar "wunderbar!"]] 12:50, 10 September 2011 (PDT)
:Indeed, I think Bob's bio should be article of the now until Chris uploads his next video. Then the article of the now should be changed into [[Chris and death]], as the most important thing about the next vid will be a demonstration of how Chris reacts (if he does react at all) to the death of a parent.
::Done, hope I did it right. -[[User:HitIar|HitIar "wunderbar!"]] 14:12, 10 September 2011 (PDT)
::*In the future, please refer discuss the Article of the now on its [[Talk:Article of the now|talk page]].

==Bob CWCki logo==
I found [[:File:BobCWCkiLogo.jpg|this gem]] we used ages ago for Bob's birthday, would it be in poor taste to post it in place of the current logo, for a while? Or perhaps someone could modify it to reflect his passing? I ask because I don't want to horribly offend people.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:50, 11 September 2011 (PDT)
*I second this, but not for too long. --[[User:MissMeg|Mary Lee Walsh | All hail the dean!]] 12:46, 25 September 2011 (PDT)
*It would have been appropriate for down time, maybe as a 404 message, but now that he's passed on, it is a bit distasteful. It would have been even more offensive if you planned to do this 5 days after his death. [[User:LAG4U|LAG4U]] 16:46, 25 September 2011 (PDT)

== Chris' family tree. ==

We should expand on Chris family lineage, because Barbara's father died in an unusual way.

J.O. WESTON, OF RED OAK IS KILLED
Joseph Otto Weston, 58, a farmer, was killed late Friday when he apparently fell from his horse drawn wagon on a rural road near Red Oak Charlotte County.
Weston, of Red Oak, was hauling wood. Apparently he fell from the wagon and under a rear wheel.
His body was discovered after the driverless horse and wagon turned up at a nearby service station.
Dr. P.H. Winston, of Clarksville, medical examiner, said death was caused by a broken neck.
Surviving are his wife, Mrs. Carrie Winn Weston; five daughters, Mrs. Wilborne Bourne, of Richmond, and Mrs. Edward Carey and Misses Barbara Ann, Mabel and Harriet Weston, of Red Oak; three sons, William S. Weston, with the Navy at Norfolk, and DeRoy Lewis and Curtis Wayne Weston, of Red Oak; three brothers, Alfred Weston, of Chase City, and Daniel and Roy Weston, of Red Oak; one sister, Mrs. Mabel M. Blacklidge of Richmond, and one grandchild.
A funeral service was held at 1:30 p.m. Sunday at Antioch Baptist Church.
(Source: The Charlotte Gazette, Drakes Branch, VA, Thursday, April 14, 1955 Submitted by: Bea. Adams King)

http://genealogytrails.com/vir/charlotte/obits_w.html

This is the same Joesph Otto Weston that in mentioned in that Family tree.

== Edit-hiding ==

What's going on with all the edit-hiding? --[[User:DawnDusk|DawnDusk]] 10:49, 6 November 2011 (PST)
:I try to use the feature sparingly, but basically it's for the protection of users. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 10:52, 6 November 2011 (PST)

== Stop this ==

The article of now has had bob plastered on it for 2 months, it's getting old so I decided to put an underrated sonichu character onto it and don't whine to me about it being disrespectful to bob, fuck bob! --[[User:cj|cj]]
*Personally, I think Jiggliami can eat a dick. Anyways, if you really felt that we needed a new article, you could have done something that made sense like, oh I don't know, [[28 October 2011]], instead of a character that has no relevance to what is happening in Chris's life at the moment. It's not that you're being disrespectful, it's just that you need to act a little more professionally on this site, even if it is a wiki devoted to an autistic manchild. [[User:LAG4U|LAG4U]] 10:31, 10 November 2011 (PST)

== what is this? ==

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zt-gfkWu8Bc&feature=channel_video_title

Apparently this might be chris --[[User:The0range|The0range]]
*One, sign your comments. Two, this person claims they talked to a channel called "HuaYifu" and that this person was Chris. All you would have had to do is looked at HuaYifu's channel and you would have realized this wasn't Chris. This person has NOTHING uploaded on their channel that Chris would have done, never claims to be Chris, and never talks about Sonichu or Rosechu (which would have happened if it was Chris). This is NOT Chris. I'm not even sure how these messages came to be unless HuaYifu is trolling the owner of this video... or they both were in on it. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 20:47, 10 December 2011 (PST)

But why is the uploader of the video so convinced it's him though? It seem so obvious that it's not him that there might be more to it... --[[User:The0range|The0range]]

==Proper usage of words where time is concerned==

I have noticed that there are many pages that refer to "a recent video" or use similar assumptive language with regards to time. We should refrain from this type of language as the cwciki, and those pages, will be around long after the word "recent" fails to apply. [[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 11:35, 15 December 2011 (PST)
:I've said exactly the same thing. I change it when I see it, but it seems people take for granted that other people actually have to fix their shit. —Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) 11:42, 15 December 2011 (PST)

== STOP FORCASTING ! ==

Ok i understand the desire to keep every page up to date but STOP FORCASTING! Do not enter anything into the wiki that WILL HAVE TO BE CHANGED at a later date. Don't put on barbs page that she has an upcoming court date, because that will have to be changed after that date happens. PLEASE dont make work for yourself and others.. [[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 10:47, 16 December 2011 (PST)
:Actually, I think that one's fine because it's an article that will inevitably have to be updated. The main issue arises on articles like videos, because post-fact people will be paying attention to other things. "Current" articles have to be rewritten all the time. —Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) 10:52, 16 December 2011 (PST)
:Event forecasting is fine on a Wiki when further information is expected within a reasonable timeframe. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 11:35, 16 December 2011 (PST)
:: i understand that if its on an active page then its fine, but when the forcasting is put on other pages it becomes a correctin issue. Its much better to just link to the appropriate pages and not speculate. Let the active pages do the talking while the historic data stays historic. In other words October 28th 2011 is currently the central location for court info. other pages dont need specifics until we know what the outcome is.
[[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 11:41, 16 December 2011 (PST)

== Current Events ==

There aren't ant current events on the current events page. '''So either we need to get rid of it''', or we need to put 'current events' in our 'current events' so we can have 'current events' when we read the 'current events' -xzibit [[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 06:09, 4 January 2012 (PST)

== Am i the only one who thinks there should be a second 'da update' type thing for significantly less important shit? ==

I'm not saying I demand this to happen, but it seems like it would be more convenient than checking recent changes for something that might possibly be new information. --[[User:Reldnahc C|I am tomgirlmanbearpig]] 20:34, 29 January 2012 (PST)
: While that's an interesting idea... anything that's "new information" is usually in da update. Anything else is usually something small, not confirmed 100%, or almost insignificant. I suppose we could have something small...but it would be getting updated quite a bit. At the moment, I think "recent changes" is probably a lot like another, smaller, da update would be... --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 21:03, 29 January 2012 (PST)

== Birthday Suprise ==

Chris will be turning 30 this year and that is going to have an effect on the wiki. There are places where phrases like "Even now in his late twenties" are used. This type of language is going to become outdated. Words like "twenties" "20s" and specific ages as in "at 28 years old, Chris still lives at home" will all eventually have to be changed. CARE MUST BE TAKEN when writing about time. Remember EVERYTHING is past tense and you have to assume that the reader is reading the information 10 years from now. I have mentioned time before but the whole 'turning 30' thing needs to be addressed separately.
[[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 08:00, 2 February 2012 (PST)
*here is an example "There is no earthly reason why (barring unrelated catastrophes) a man that is almost thirty years old and has autism should live at home with his parents, specially when his autism is as "high functioning" as Chris's activity and his documentation exemplify it to be." - This will need changing. [[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 08:16, 2 February 2012 (PST)
:[[Wikipedia:WP:SOFIXIT|So fix it]]. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 15:55, 2 February 2012 (PST)
:*Or as we like to say here on the CWCki, [[CWCki:DOITFAGGOT|DO IT FAGGOT]].--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:30, 3 February 2012 (PST)
::*i am fixing what i see, just wanted others to be aware.[[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 11:22, 7 February 2012 (PST)

== Revised idea ==

Maybe there should be a {{Timeline}} below "da update" on the main page, that would be pretty handy.--[[User:Reldnahc C|I am tomgirlmanbearpig]] 12:16, 5 February 2012 (PST)

That sounds like a good idea to me. [[user:poppybrolll|-~Poppybrolll~-]] 9:23, 11 February 2012 (PST)
*Sounds like a good idea to me too... i would suggest letting someone higher up the chain add it though. We just dealt with some front page vandalism (that was kinda funny BTW) but i think its a great idea [[User:Slimz|slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐]] 08:04, 17 February 2012 (PST)

== This is what chris actually believes ==

I notice this phrase attached to pictures all over the wiki. Some of the pictures are references to Chris believing that he has some sort of chance to get laid. But many are just derogatory and rude. There are times that we KNOW what Chris believes because he tells us but many times the pictures are misleading or speculative. example: the pic on the page [[Caitlin]] is an assumption and has no basis in truth. There are many examples of picture captions being downright rude and defamatory. I think its clear that none of us can stand Chris, but we should be more careful about that coming out in the wiki. The facts please, just the facts...[[User:Slimz|slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐]] 10:45, 29 February 2012 (PST) oops

: I [[CWCki:Policy#De-memeing the CWCki|concur]]. [[User:Axe|Axe]] 05:43, 10 July 2012 (PDT)

== Another Quote of the Now Suggestion ==

Now that the details of Chris's trial has been posted, do you think his outburst about having to pay Michael Snyder's medical bills- "That thieving liar doesn't deserve a red cent!"- would be appropriate? Of course, I'm still kind of a newfag here, so ignore this if you want. I just found it amusing. [[User:Alopax|Alopax]] 02:40, 11 July 2012 (PDT)

== Suggested article: Persecution Complex ==

I think we definitely need an article about all the times Christian has claimed to suffer/endured harsh trials in his life. For example, equating pulling weeds once with a Marine carrying the dead body of his friend back, as seen in the Father Call. Said Father Call is chock full of instances of Chris claiming to have suffered to prove his worthiness, in fact. I also don't need to mention all the times he has brought up being handcuffed in school, having his attraction sign removed at college, and getting suspended at college, for that was always frequent. He also grossly exaggerated the actions of the trolls in every interaction with friends, obviously... Even in his first ever YouTube video, he makes sure to claim that he has had a rough life: "I was diagnosed with high-functional autism, and I lived a, uh, somewhat rough life. I've had an abusive babysitter at one time." --[[User:DawnDusk|DawnDusk]] 16:13, 17 August 2012 (PDT)

*: Seconded. Make sure to include the fact that he's got a legitimate reason so see his bullshit as more important than it is. Also there's a page for requesting articles. Now get to work, soldier. [[User:CaveJohnson|CaveJohnson]] 20:33, 17 August 2012 (PDT)

== Confused ==

So, what's the deal? Is this site just an ironic way of trolling him, or what? I heard this was dedicated towards supporting him from outside sources, but looking at the content, I'd say you'd either have to be trolling him using irony and sarcasm, or as stupid as Chris himself. {{unsigned|5thofjulay}}
: We're not for or against him, for most part. There's a bit of snark here and there, sure. We try to show Chris's stuff in his own words. Unfortunately for Chris, his material doesn't make him look very good. This site isn't really a troll site, just another way for Chris to troll himself. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 17:46, 9 November 2012 (PST)

== Forums Gone? ==

Should we mention on the main page that the forum has been deleted from the servers over at forumer? --[[User:Sparklemilhouse|Sparklemilhouse]] 15:41, 8 November 2012 (PST)
: Perhaps, if we can figure out what happened and what the following actions are. Last I checked, the forum staff was looking at their options. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 17:46, 9 November 2012 (PST)
: I wonder how much Our Pet Lolcow is chuckling to himself at the loss of our forums. Maybe he thinks we closed it ourselves to comply with his "apology post" on FaceBook; or maybe that one of his Curse-ya-meha-meha blasts actually worked.
:There's a temporary relief forum for the CWCki Forums: http://spergcityzone.forumer.com/index.php [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] 22:51, 11 November 2012 (PST)

== Forums gone....again? ==

The most recent forums appear to be gone. Is everything okay, or was it closed due to some of the conflicts between certain users and mods/management? - [[User:I Be Bobby Boulders|I Be Bobby Boulders]] 10:52, 30 January 2013 (EST)
Can we make the forums ''not'' forumer this time? --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 09:53, 30 January 2013 (PST)

Eagerly awaiting the forum's next incarnation. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 10:47, 30 January 2013 (PST)

Ditto. - [[User:Aiko-chan|Aiko-chan]] 15:31, 30 January 2013 (PST)
:We received a Chatzy screencap a while ago that proves that the people we banned planned to TOS the forum because nobody is allowed to have fun if they can't. Don't know if they actually were responsible, but that's the information we have. I didn't save the screencap, but I'm sure someone has it. I'm hoping that we'll have something substantial up within a couple days. We're just waiting on a couple email responses first. And it definitely won't be Forumer. —Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) 17:10, 30 January 2013 (PST)

That was on the first day of the banning, and they settled down, so I doubt they did anything rash. Plus I've been talking to them almost every day, and they dropped it shortly after that day. The thing is that their forum was TOS'd at the same time ours was, so I'm assuming whoever did it reported both forums, and I highly doubt they'd TOS their own forum.--[[User:Someguywithnoname|Someguywithnoname]] 18:08, 30 January 2013 (PST)
:Yeah, this. There was some talk of going after champ's forum after the permaban of several people for trying to have something done about a crime committed by one of the mods, but it was dropped as a bad idea before leaving the brainstorming stage. Whoever TOSed either or both forums may have gotten the idea from such talk (and/or, more likely, simply from the predecessor forum having been TOSed before). [[User:SpergingAnarchistBagel|SpergingAnarchistBagel]] 12:14, 31 January 2013 (PST)

:They probably nuked both forums after they realized that A. They weren't going to be allowed back into the real one and B. Not very many people were going to defect to theirs. So they employed the Samson option. --[[User:Holdek|Holdek]] 10:40, 31 January 2013 (PST)
::That's the most ridiculous thing I've heard lately. At least half to two-thirds of the regulars from spergcityzone had "defected" to spergcentral by the time it was TOSed (basically everyone except for those who didn't try to access either forum during the short interval between the TOSings). Why on earth would anyone involved in running spergcentral TOS their own forum when it was pretty much already established as the successor to spergcityzone? If I had to guess I would guess that punchabunch TOSed both forums to try to get them to blame each other for it, given that they went down within 24 hours of one another and given his enthusiastic talk of "forum war". But there isn't really any way of knowing. At any rate, there's probably some troll who wanted to fuck around with both forums. [[User:SpergingAnarchistBagel|SpergingAnarchistBagel]] 12:14, 31 January 2013 (PST)

:::[MOVED RESPONSE TO RELIEF FORUMS]--[[User:Holdek|Holdek]] 13:13, 31 January 2013 (PST)

I'm currently creating a new CWCki Forums which is not under forumer. I'll let you know if it's ready. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] 18:42, 30 January 2013 (PST)

It's done! First time creating a forum, so give me some tips and suggestions about it. http://alanpardewcwc.forumms.net/ [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] 21:01, 30 January 2013 (PST)

I just checked my email, and brooklyn sent an email to everyone who shared their email on the last board saying that the new permanent board should be up by this weekend/early next week. [[User:Aiko-chan|Aiko-chan]] 21:49, 30 January 2013 (PST)

Well, at least we'll have a backup forum in case something happens.[[User:Saney|Saney]] 21:53, 30 January 2013 (PST)

The permanent board is coming soon? Great. I'll update the link later when it is up. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] 22:25, 30 January 2013 (PST)

== Photo of rental house ==

Surely the photo of the front of the rental house Charb are staying in should be the photo of the now. EXIF data stripped, of course. --[[User:Shutupman|Shutupman]] ([[User talk:Shutupman|talk]]) 02:28, 4 May 2014 (UTC)

* I'm working on it. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] ([[User talk:Alan Pardew|talk]]) 10:05, 5 May 2014 (UTC)
:: Cheers! That house sure looks spooky. --[[User:Shutupman|Shutupman]] ([[User talk:Shutupman|talk]]) 11:44, 5 May 2014 (UTC)

== Lego Wishlist ==

Exactly how much is Chris' NEED list worth? What about his WANT list?
At the same time, he's selling items that should have sentimental value to him to pay the bills.
This def needs some looking in to!
--[[User:Shutupman|Shutupman]] ([[User talk:Shutupman|talk]]) 05:07, 31 May 2014 (UTC)
* I decided to take this task on myself. Still weeding my way through ebay to find the lowest prices for each set, but suffice it to say, the tally is HIGH! --[[User:Shutupman|Shutupman]] ([[User talk:Shutupman|talk]]) 18:27, 2 June 2014 (UTC)
**The grand total for what Chris i begging for is ~$4800 --[[User:Shutupman|Shutupman]] ([[User talk:Shutupman|talk]]) 19:14, 2 June 2014 (UTC)

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Shutupman: /* Lego Wishlist */

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Shutupman: Multi thousand dollar LEGO wishlist

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Shutupman: /* Merge with Encyclopedia Dramatica */ ED downtime

==To do==
*find some more quotes from Chris on ED, and if someone could find the sauce of the quote I just posted. kthnx. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:15, 10 February 2009 (CET)

* Add some mention of the new People page, and the new places page (added April 5th.) --[[User:Tregnier2795|Tregnier2795]] 02:16, 7 April 2009 (CEST)

==Trolls trolling trolls==
Just to clarify, no, I am not butthurt by ED. However, the faggots there were all like "Chris isn't funny anymore, let's delete this article" (and this was before the fake Vote for Deletion) which really wasn't resolved until people saw the sex tape and were like "Holy crap, I didn't realize he could go that low." --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:34, 20 March 2009 (CET)

== Blocked ==

*Can anyone access the ED page? I can't, somehow, AT&T or Open DNS blocked ED from my server...--[[User:UJ1A1985|UJ1A1985]] 07:38, 4 September 2010 (PDT)
** ED is having problems today, as it routinely does. Not a forum etc shh. [[User:Sully|Sully]] 08:01, 4 September 2010 (PDT)

== ED has been sold ==

*Looks like Chris got what he wanted. The page is down and the website has been sold to some unfunny "Know-Your-Meme" type company. Should the page make mention of this or not? [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 19:46, 14 April 2011 (PDT)
:*Herp. My face when it already has been changed. [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 19:49, 14 April 2011 (PDT)
::*ED hasn't been sold.
::ED went away because its userbase used it strictly for attack articles and blatant, unfunny racism in its later days. In fact, if you read any of the articles from mid-2010 and beyond, they were fucking tryhard, holding no information nor any satire and were nothing but LOLWUTANIGGERFUKINJEW. There's no one to blame for the loss of ED other than its userbase for not putting in the effort to actually make it what it was meant to be. [[User:Shiny|Shiny]] 21:08, 14 April 2011 (PDT)
:::ED was sold without warning because Girlvinyl (or should I say, Sherrod DeGrippo) is a attention whore and a sellout. Now we do have [http://www.lurkmoarpedia.com Lurkmoarpedia] as a backup and revival, but they're in the process of searching Google's caches (Chris's article is currently text only). [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam & Eggs]] 15:46, 16 April 2011 (PDT)
::::Bullshit Shiny, and considering you're one of the greedy fucking Jews responsible for ED's death anyone who takes what you say seriously is a brain dead moron. The users didn't kill ED they made it interesting to read. You and your fat bitch boss DeGrippo killed ED because she wanted more fucking money. Don't you even dare try to blame the contributers you cunts. By the way, saw OhInternet's article on Know Your Meme "Internet Meme Database known for selling out internet culture for money." Ha ha ha, the utter hypocrisy in this statement.--[[User:Goatselover|Goatselover]] 08:55, 27 April 2011 (PDT)
:::::Go ahead and call me a Jew. ED wasn't sold out. We have every right to blame the contributors for filling it with "NIGGER KIKE TROLL THIS 13 YEAR OLD DEVIANTART NIGGER ASPIE FURFAG KIKE" and making it a cesspool of faggotry. ED was not sold, we had nothing to sell.[[User:Shiny|Shiny]] 08:50, 28 April 2011 (PDT)

WAHHH WAHHHH HOW CAN I PROVE I'M HARDCORE IF ED IS GONE???????? JEWS JEWS JEWS WAHHHHHHHH --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 08:59, 28 April 2011 (PDT)

== Trying To Save What's Left of the ED Articles ==
*Thankfully Google still has the cache which saved the text on a number of articles. http://www.google.com/search?btnG=1&pws=0&q=site%3Aencyclopediadramatica.com+chris+chan and click "Cached" (it's next to the URL). I don't know how long Google will keep these and I don't know what would be the best way to save this information. I'm going to save the HTML and post it here. It was really lousy of the ED admins to close without notice. [[User:Crow|Crow]] 07:57, 16 April 2011 (PDT)
:*I'm pretty sure I got most of it. Couldn't find some of the Talk pages but I don't think it really matters that much. http://www.mediafire.com/?6m7hk01609e4e7k [[User:Crow|Crow]] 09:01, 16 April 2011 (PDT)

==EncyclopediaDramatica.ch==
With the inside job on the death of the old ED, I added the relevant information to the article without going too in-depth on the issue. Before it almost looked as if the article was tacitly directing users to "the new ED at OhInternet which would be a terrible lie.
Needless to say, the new ED is on track with well over a million page views and with all the articles but still needing more images of the old ED.
Any work re-adding images to the CWC article would be appreciated since DeGrippo the Hutt and her gang have bleached all the old article images in their goal for a sanitized net. Seeing as most of the images are mirrored on here in some form, it shouldn't be too hard.--[[User:Ror|Ror]] 23:17, 21 April 2011 (PDT)
:I looked over the article to see what images were missing with respect to Chris-stuff a few hours ago. The only ones not there are the ones which have different filenames here, but I'm sure there are still a couple missing images I can replace. I'll look through things in a few hours. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 03:31, 22 April 2011 (PDT)
* ror is a big fat faggot who doesn't understand how the internet works. also probably 13 --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 08:57, 28 April 2011 (PDT)

==About the ad revenue thing==
The article says that Ohinternet was created to increase ad revenues, but seeing as 1) that backfired incredibly (as can be seen by the drop in traffic and 100% decrease in URL value) and 2) the people at ED probably aren't that stupid, seeing as they have plenty of experience and a team of supposedly savvy individuals, I have to wonder if that was their intention. Should the ad revenue thing stay in or is that considered unnecessary POV? [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 03:41, 22 April 2011 (PDT)
*Personally I don't see how this is relevant, as the article should be focusing on ED and how it relates to Chris. But from what Shiny has told me, it's hard to get advertisers when your content is "nigger nigger nigger" though it's possible they've alienated their userbase in the process. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:57, 22 April 2011 (PDT)
**Well I knew my "un NPOV" version of events wouldn't last long, ha. At least the current article isn't as overtly pro "Oh Internet!" anymore. That was pretty much the point, aside from information on the successor site that carried on in the actual spirit of the former ED. I'm sure most users can tell which of the two sites chooses not to dilute any information on the subject. Honestly, I really don't see the point of OhI! aside from the temporary inadvertent visits via redirects from the old url and the fact Google is still showing ED results from the cache. But as a revenue sore it seems pretty poorly thought out. And everyone knows one KnowYourMeme is one too many. So, it is a mystery. --[[User:Ror|Ror]] 05:24, 22 April 2011 (PDT)
*** DUHHH I DONT KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY IT COSTS TO RUN A HIGH TRAFFIC WEBSITE SO I HATE ALL SFW SHIT I AM SO EPICALLY HARDCORE DUHHHHH --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 08:57, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
**** I'd argue that all the Drama going on with ED and Oh!Internet isnt really any of the cwcki's concern, and there's no real reason to document it here. You're just giving the chantards attention. --[[User:Jakkarra|Jakkarra]] 09:04, 28 April 2011 (PDT)

== Current status? ==

Couldn't really ask anyone ON ED, so I thought this was the best thing. Has anyone noticed it's been down for like a week now? Is it gone forever, did it move without my knowledge, revamping? What happened to it. This of course means that even the .se links on this page won't work anymore either.--[[User:The World Is Yours|The World Is Yours]] 09:42, 20 September 2013 (PDT)

* It's at a new domain at .es now. http://encyclopediadramatica.es/ [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] 10:27, 20 September 2013 (PDT)

== Chris-chan (forum) talk page archive==

===Addition to the trolling community?===
That statement just doesn't seem right to me--[[User:Sonichuistehcool|Sonichuistehcool]] 05:14, 23 December 2009 (CET)

===To do===
Add a "Typical threads" like from the [[Krapple]] article. I couldn't think of anything funny. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:39, 20 September 2009 (CEST)
*Done. They all link to the origninal topics, too. Tell me what you think. --[[User:Anon1Guardian|Anon1Guardian]] 21:28, 25 November 2009 (CET)[[Image:anonlaugh.png|50px]]
:*It's even better that you added to actual links. Nice work, I like it a lot. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:56, 25 November 2009 (CET)
::*Yeah. I would have added them to the [[Krapple]] article, but all the old ones are gone. :( --[[User:Anon1Guardian|Anon1Guardian]] 08:59, 26 November 2009 (CET)[[Image:Anonlaugh.png|50px]]

=== Chatlog ===

This is a log from #legi0n/#trollparadise from when the Legi0nfags trolled several members of the EDF. --[[User:Anonymous|Anonymous]] 07:55, 20 September 2009 (CEST)

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Sep 04 16:46:41 * Cojack (ad51603a@anon-19865473.mibbit.com) has joined #TrollParadise
Sep 04 16:47:00 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Hi!
Sep 04 16:47:04 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Welcome friend.
Sep 04 16:47:21 <Cojack> Well, hello there!
Sep 04 16:47:39 <AlecVanKrause> hallo
Sep 04 16:48:24 <GodBear01|TextOnly> How are you?
Sep 04 16:48:50 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Cojack, RESPOND
Sep 04 16:48:52 * SteveSteve (SteveSteve@anon-9E3C8A8D.pppoe-dynamic.nb.aliant.net) has joined #TrollParadise
Sep 04 16:49:01 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Why hello stevesteve
Sep 04 16:49:05 * GodBear01|TextOnly gives voice to SteveSteve
Sep 04 16:49:06 <SteveSteve> Oh hello
Sep 04 16:49:16 <AlecVanKrause> hallo SteveSteve
Sep 04 16:49:17 <Cojack> I'm here! I'm just a tad bit busy, I'm sorry.
Sep 04 16:49:26 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Cojack, do you have a EDidiot account
Sep 04 16:49:29 <GodBear01|TextOnly> you could help us
Sep 04 16:49:34 <Cojack> How so?
Sep 04 16:49:36 * CWC (79db7c36@anon-19865473.mibbit.com) has joined #TrollParadise
Sep 04 16:49:40 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Oh hi!
Sep 04 16:49:43 <Cojack> There's only so much that I can do.
Sep 04 16:49:45 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I would have liked to make a thread
Sep 04 16:49:46 <CWC> OM NOM NOM NOM
Sep 04 16:49:47 <GodBear01|TextOnly> with this chat URL
Sep 04 16:49:57 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I think everyone needs to know
Sep 04 16:49:59 * CWC has quit (client exited: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
Sep 04 16:50:00 <GodBear01|TextOnly> about the new troll chat
Sep 04 16:50:09 <Cojack> Well, why can't you?
Sep 04 16:50:18 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I am a junior member
Sep 04 16:50:20 <GodBear01|TextOnly> ;_;
Sep 04 16:51:08 <Cojack> Oooh! Well, I'm sorry. I suppose keep posting until you have enough to upgrade or whatever. I mean, not spam, but...Yeah. Good idea about the chat, btw.
Sep 04 16:51:59 <GodBear01|TextOnly> well
Sep 04 16:52:09 <GodBear01|TextOnly> all you need to do is make a thread and post that tinyurl
Sep 04 16:52:13 <GodBear01|TextOnly> it would help get more people
Sep 04 16:52:16 <GodBear01|TextOnly> we need to rally everyone
Sep 04 16:53:55 <Cojack> Hmm. I suppose so. I'm about to leave, however, so I won't be able to do it right now.
Sep 04 16:54:18 * q0hwqp (54391d7e@anon-19865473.mibbit.com) has joined #TrollParadise
Sep 04 16:54:37 <GodBear01|TextOnly> hi!
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Sep 04 16:55:43 * theld (vesu@anon-1A37E9EF.hsd1.tn.comcast.net) has joined #TrollParadise
Sep 04 16:56:37 <Cojack> Welcome.
Sep 04 16:57:01 * You've invited NurseJoy to #TrollParadise (yume.ncirc)
Sep 04 16:57:01 * GodBear01|TextOnly invited NurseJoy into the channel.
Sep 04 16:58:45 <GodBear01|TextOnly> hi theld
Sep 04 16:58:47 <GodBear01|TextOnly> How are you
Sep 04 16:58:53 <theld> Hello.
Sep 04 16:59:29 <GodBear01|TextOnly> ;_;
Sep 04 17:00:10 <Cojack> Oh, pshaw. Don't cry now. Whose making the thread you mentioned? I would, but I'm really pressed for time.
Sep 04 17:00:23 <GodBear01|TextOnly> No one is
Sep 04 17:00:31 <GodBear01|TextOnly> We really need more people
Sep 04 17:01:05 <Cojack> I see.
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Sep 04 17:02:44 <Cojack> Well, I need to head out. Good luck, Godbear.
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Sep 04 17:02:57 <GodBear01|TextOnly> fuck
Sep 04 17:10:47 * DrShoggoth (DrShoggoth@anon-83A8E2E7.cust.wildblue.net) has joined #TrollParadise
Sep 04 17:11:00 <DrShoggoth> heh
Sep 04 17:11:01 <GodBear01|TextOnly> NO
Sep 04 17:11:04 <DrShoggoth> This may be fun
Sep 04 17:11:04 <GodBear01|TextOnly> JOIN AS NURSE JOY
Sep 04 17:11:12 <DrShoggoth> ok
Sep 04 17:11:15 * DrShoggoth (DrShoggoth@anon-83A8E2E7.cust.wildblue.net) has left #TrollParadise
Sep 04 17:11:25 * NurseJoy (AbortionDi@anon-83A8E2E7.cust.wildblue.net) has joined #TrollParadise
Sep 04 17:12:30 <NurseJoy> alrighty
Sep 04 17:14:36 * fatniggo (president.@anon-765D03EF.triad.res.rr.com) has joined #TrollParadise
Sep 04 17:14:39 * AlecVanKrause gives channel operator status to NurseJoy
Sep 04 17:31:34 * GhostWriterL (riftwarrio@anon-597A912E.hsd1.ca.comcast.net) has joined #TrollParadise
Sep 04 17:31:39 * Derpington (43a0f2ac@anon-19865473.mibbit.com) has joined #TrollParadise
Sep 04 17:31:43 <GodBear01|TextOnly> WHO ARE YOU
Sep 04 17:31:45 <GodBear01|TextOnly> WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU
Sep 04 17:31:47 <NurseJoy> Derpington
Sep 04 17:31:51 <NurseJoy> Do you have...
Sep 04 17:31:52 <NurseJoy> breasts?
Sep 04 17:31:54 <fatniggo> trollsta's paradise
Sep 04 17:31:57 <Derpington> Im a guy
Sep 04 17:32:01 <GodBear01|TextOnly> FAGGOT
Sep 04 17:32:04 <SteveSteve> The question stands
Sep 04 17:32:05 <GodBear01|TextOnly> YOU SUCK DICK
Sep 04 17:32:05 <GhostWriterL> Guys can have breasts
Sep 04 17:32:10 <GhostWriterL> Amazing Atheist has breasts
Sep 04 17:32:13 <Derpington> Yes, I has man boobs\
Sep 04 17:32:13 * GodBear01|TextOnly gives channel operator status to Derpington
Sep 04 17:32:13 <SteveSteve> Chris has breasts
Sep 04 17:32:15 * GodBear01|TextOnly removes channel operator status from Derpington
Sep 04 17:32:23 <GodBear01|TextOnly> YOU WANT IT BACK
Sep 04 17:32:25 <NurseJoy> Derpington
Sep 04 17:32:31 <NurseJoy> How long is your erect penis?
Sep 04 17:32:32 <GodBear01|TextOnly> POST A PICTURE OF YOUR DICK WITH A TIMESTAMP
Sep 04 17:32:37 <fatniggo> lol
Sep 04 17:32:37 <GodBear01|TextOnly> WE WANT IT TO SAY
Sep 04 17:32:42 <GodBear01|TextOnly> "GODBEAR IS MY ONLY GOD"
Sep 04 17:32:49 <GodBear01|TextOnly> WRITE DIRECTLY ONTO YOUR DICK
Sep 04 17:32:52 <Derpington> But I don't believe in god
Sep 04 17:32:55 <SteveSteve> with a picture of a bear also
Sep 04 17:33:01 <NurseJoy> YOU BELIEVE IN GODBEAR
Sep 04 17:33:06 <NurseJoy> THE SHORT NAME
Sep 04 17:33:14 <NurseJoy> OF CWC'S ONE TRUE GOD
Sep 04 17:33:23 <GodBear01|TextOnly> You believe in two things while on this chat
Sep 04 17:33:24 <NurseJoy> GODJESUSMALLCONDUCTORBEARSONICTHEHEDGEHOGAMERICANRABBITOPTIMUSPRIME
Sep 04 17:33:26 <GodBear01|TextOnly> you believe in corn
Sep 04 17:33:30 <GodBear01|TextOnly> and you believe in godbear
Sep 04 17:33:33 <GodBear01|TextOnly> or you are a faggot
Sep 04 17:33:33 <SteveSteve> His true name cannot be said by non-autistic tounges
Sep 04 17:33:39 <GodBear01|TextOnly> and don't deserve to be a troll
Sep 04 17:33:42 <NurseJoy> You also believe I'm sexy.
Sep 04 17:33:43 <Derpington> I don't believe in corn either
Sep 04 17:33:53 <NurseJoy> FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Sep 04 17:34:04 <NurseJoy> Corn is there whether you believe in it or not
Sep 04 17:34:05 * bee (181454de@anon-19865473.mibbit.com) has joined #TrollParadise
Sep 04 17:34:07 <GodBear01|TextOnly> BEE
Sep 04 17:34:13 <GodBear01|TextOnly> THIS IS FOR MEN ONLY
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Sep 04 17:34:16 <Derpington> Corn is a ploy to cover up 9/11 though
Sep 04 17:34:19 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Corn
Sep 04 17:34:20 <GodBear01|TextOnly> is god
Sep 04 17:34:21 <GodBear01|TextOnly> GOt it
Sep 04 17:34:23 <GhostWriterL> Corn is a conspiracy created by vegans
Sep 04 17:34:26 <GodBear01|TextOnly> You don't fuck with corn
Sep 04 17:34:37 <Derpington> It's a 9/11 ploy though
Sep 04 17:34:43 <GodBear01|TextOnly> You know what.
Sep 04 17:34:51 <GodBear01|TextOnly> You don't know our special story
Sep 04 17:34:53 <GodBear01|TextOnly> DO you?
Sep 04 17:34:55 <Derpington> keep the people pleading for corn and cover 9/11 up
Sep 04 17:35:03 <GodBear01|TextOnly> You don't know about our required reading material
Sep 04 17:35:03 <Derpington> that's their plot
Sep 04 17:35:16 <SteveSteve> How to talk to girls?
Sep 04 17:35:16 <GodBear01|TextOnly> If you want to continue
Sep 04 17:35:18 <NurseJoy> http://www.nvhforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=4669&view=previous
Sep 04 17:35:18 <GhostWriterL> Shoggoth's hentai fanfic?
Sep 04 17:35:26 <GodBear01|TextOnly> If you want to
Sep 04 17:35:29 <GodBear01|TextOnly> troll chris
Sep 04 17:35:30 <GodBear01|TextOnly> for real
Sep 04 17:35:33 <GodBear01|TextOnly> you will read that
Sep 04 17:35:37 <GodBear01|TextOnly> all of it
Sep 04 17:35:48 <Derpington> read that forum
Sep 04 17:35:50 <Derpington> right
Sep 04 17:35:56 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Read the entire thing
Sep 04 17:35:59 <Derpington> aight
Sep 04 17:36:29 <SteveSteve> Read it...and 'enjoy' it
Sep 04 17:36:35 <Derpington> ok
Sep 04 17:36:42 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Don't stop reading it for any reason
Sep 04 17:40:36 <Derpington> Needs moar rape
Sep 04 17:40:43 <Derpington> seriously it just does
Sep 04 17:40:49 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Finish it
Sep 04 17:40:55 <Derpington> I have
Sep 04 17:40:59 <GodBear01|TextOnly> oh yeah
Sep 04 17:41:04 <Derpington> Really though, it's not that special
Sep 04 17:41:10 <GodBear01|TextOnly> You didn't read it then
Sep 04 17:41:11 <Derpington> just shinji raping people
Sep 04 17:41:18 <Derpington> no I did
Sep 04 17:41:32 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I don't believe you.
Sep 04 17:41:51 <Derpington> All the characters in Neon were mentally unstable allready
Sep 04 17:42:02 <Derpington> So not much of a surprise if this actually happened
Sep 04 17:42:21 <Derpington> I must say Asuka did deserve it though
Sep 04 17:42:42 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Derpington
Sep 04 17:42:45 <GodBear01|TextOnly> you are a sick fuck
Sep 04 17:42:47 <GodBear01|TextOnly> that no one can help
Sep 04 17:42:50 <GodBear01|TextOnly> go back to /b/
Sep 04 17:42:52 * GodBear01|TextOnly has kicked Derpington from #TrollParadise (GodBear01|TextOnly)
Sep 04 17:42:56 <GodBear01|TextOnly> faggot
Sep 04 17:43:02 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I hope he bitches
Sep 04 17:48:16 * DYKES (a44d35ec@anon-19865473.mibbit.com) has joined #TrollParadise
Sep 04 17:48:35 <DYKES> hi
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Sep 04 18:00:03 * GodBear01|TextOnly has changed the topic to: Welcome ED, TO THE NEW CHRIS-CHAN CHAT! http://tinyurl.com/trollparadise
Sep 04 18:10:11 * BlurredOut (4512e9da@anon-19865473.mibbit.com) has joined #TrollParadise
Sep 04 18:11:06 <BlurredOut> Evening.
Sep 04 18:11:26 <GhostWriterL> HARRO
Sep 04 18:12:12 <GodBear01|TextOnly> HI!
Sep 04 18:12:13 <GodBear01|TextOnly> WELCOME
Sep 04 18:12:19 <GodBear01|TextOnly> DO YOU WANT TO TROLL CHRIS
Sep 04 18:12:30 <BlurredOut> I take it this is mostly for us EDiots from the forums to discuss trolling ideas in a more secure environment.
Sep 04 18:12:38 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Oh yeah
Sep 04 18:12:49 <BlurredOut> I'm PokerFace on the forum.
Sep 04 18:12:58 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Oh hi pokerface
Sep 04 18:13:04 <GodBear01|TextOnly> You are a really epic troll
Sep 04 18:13:10 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Like clydecash epic
Sep 04 18:13:21 <BlurredOut> Nah, just average if you ask me.
Sep 04 18:13:48 <BlurredOut> I only plan, I rarely do anything REALLY out there. Only thing I can take credit for is causing DestinyMew on Deviant Art some butthurt XD
Sep 04 18:13:58 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Wait
Sep 04 18:14:01 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Do you know cupcake
Sep 04 18:14:05 <GodBear01|TextOnly> can you get him on
Sep 04 18:14:22 <BlurredOut> Cupcake...OH the guy who's been calling the Lumberjack XD
Sep 04 18:14:59 <BlurredOut> Yeah I can go yell at him to get his ass in IRC.
Sep 04 18:16:52 <BlurredOut> So what's all this about Clyde Cash actually having dinner with chris?
Sep 04 18:17:05 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Well
Sep 04 18:17:08 <GodBear01|TextOnly> ok
Sep 04 18:17:12 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Feel free to tell the forums
Sep 04 18:17:20 <GodBear01|TextOnly> ClydeCash visited the Chandlers while they were cleaning up
Sep 04 18:17:24 <GodBear01|TextOnly> as a Health Inspector
Sep 04 18:17:35 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Chris almost called him a faggot
Sep 04 18:17:38 <GodBear01|TextOnly> but Bob rushed out
Sep 04 18:17:40 <GodBear01|TextOnly> and invited him in
Sep 04 18:17:53 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Clyde is now in the building looking for the autism papers
Sep 04 18:18:32 <BlurredOut> You know, you always hear about REAL moments of win...but so rarely do you fall flat on your ass laughing so hard.
Sep 04 18:19:03 <GhostWriterL> o.O
Sep 04 18:19:12 <GhostWriterL> So they ARE getting inspected?
Sep 04 18:19:23 <GodBear01|TextOnly> YEP
Sep 04 18:19:39 <BlurredOut> That's awesome.
Sep 04 18:19:50 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Make a thread
Sep 04 18:19:55 <GodBear01|TextOnly> also get everyone in here
Sep 04 18:20:11 <BlurredOut> And here we were about to send in emails to the local newspaper :p
Sep 04 18:20:15 <GodBear01|TextOnly> No
Sep 04 18:20:19 <GodBear01|TextOnly> We need to rally everyone up
Sep 04 18:20:45 <BlurredOut> Sure, why not? Most EDiots browse or lurk /cwc/
Sep 04 18:21:00 <GodBear01|TextOnly> send them this
Sep 04 18:21:06 <GodBear01|TextOnly> http://tinyurl.com/trollparadise
Sep 04 18:21:09 <GodBear01|TextOnly> include that in the post
Sep 04 18:23:00 <BlurredOut> It has been done.
Sep 04 18:23:12 <GodBear01|TextOnly> :D
Sep 04 18:23:47 <fatniggo> sweet, i can't wait to have all of the best cchan trolls in one room
Sep 04 18:23:53 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Seriously
Sep 04 18:24:01 <BlurredOut> I tell you, if he's busy cleaning for awhile, this gives me more time to hash out the specifics with my "Creamasaur" stuff. So far I got two artists working on it.
Sep 04 18:24:10 <GodBear01|TextOnly> :D
Sep 04 18:24:20 <fatniggo> explain creamasaur, i haven't gotten a chance to see it yet
Sep 04 18:24:44 <BlurredOut> Basically, we're making a Lesbo character to be a love interest with Rosechu.
Sep 04 18:25:28 <GodBear01|TextOnly> sounds great!!
Sep 04 18:25:30 <BlurredOut> We've created this entire character who became so appauled by CWC in public that she turned lesbian. We're also making her claim to be the original creator of Sonichu when she was at PVCC and mentioned it with Chris while discussing how they both liked Soic.
Sep 04 18:25:33 <BlurredOut> Sonic*
Sep 04 18:25:34 <fatniggo> hahahaha!! i love it!
Sep 04 18:25:46 * SuperTanooki (461bc656@anon-19865473.mibbit.com) has joined #TrollParadise
Sep 04 18:25:59 <BlurredOut> She found out Chris stole the Sonichu idea and is ready to RAAGE.
Sep 04 18:26:07 <GhostWriterL> I thought she was supposed to have made Rosechu?
Sep 04 18:26:10 <GodBear01|TextOnly> HI!
Sep 04 18:26:12 <BlurredOut> We may even have some camwhores portray her as real.
Sep 04 18:26:12 <GhostWriterL> And Chris stole her
Sep 04 18:26:12 <GodBear01|TextOnly> WELCOME
Sep 04 18:26:20 <BlurredOut> Well that was the original idea.
Sep 04 18:26:23 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I am open to camwhores
Sep 04 18:26:26 <GhostWriterL> Hey, Bee could do it
Sep 04 18:26:30 <GodBear01|TextOnly> BEE IS DEAD
Sep 04 18:26:48 <BlurredOut> But we figured it'd be more lulzy to just claim he stole FUCKING everything and watch him rage out.
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Sep 04 18:27:37 <BlurredOut> Another trolls suggested we come up with a gay lover for Sonichu...but I'm content to stick with this one.
Sep 04 18:27:42 <GodBear01|TextOnly> hellO!
Sep 04 18:27:52 <BlurredOut> Hey, any incoming EDiots, stay. No seriously.
Sep 04 18:27:53 <GhostWriterL> I wonder if it'd be possible to imply that Family Guy got the inspiration for the "Peter Griffin finds out he's retarded" episode from Chris-Chan
Sep 04 18:27:56 <BlurredOut> Shit is going down.
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Sep 04 18:28:13 <BlurredOut> FAG.
Sep 04 18:28:19 * BFFJILL (18d1da61@anon-19865473.mibbit.com) has joined #TrollParadise
Sep 04 18:28:20 <fatniggo> well, they did do that episode where peter was dressed up like chrissy
Sep 04 18:28:25 <GodBear01|TextOnly> HELLO EVERYONE
Sep 04 18:28:31 <BFFJILL> Hey
Sep 04 18:28:39 <GhostWriterL> Someone needs to point that out to Chris and make him rage at that, too
Sep 04 18:28:48 <GhostWriterL> Send angry e-mails to Cartoon Network
Sep 04 18:28:56 <GhostWriterL> And get put up on those Adult Swim bumps
Sep 04 18:29:07 <BlurredOut> He would send ANGRY videos....his emails are hard to read because of how RETARDED he is.
Sep 04 18:29:21 <GodBear01|TextOnly> YEAH!
Sep 04 18:29:23 <GodBear01|TextOnly> But
Sep 04 18:29:27 <GodBear01|TextOnly> we should add stuff the videos
Sep 04 18:29:30 <BFFJILL> So Clydes with the Health inspectors?
Sep 04 18:29:30 <GodBear01|TextOnly> like food
Sep 04 18:29:34 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Nonnono
Sep 04 18:29:41 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Clyde is posing as a health inspector
Sep 04 18:29:47 <GodBear01|TextOnly> he is eating dinner with the chandlers
Sep 04 18:30:10 <BFFJILL> OH.. That is amazing
Sep 04 18:30:10 <BlurredOut> Wonder if he'll break it to them softly...
Sep 04 18:30:11 <GhostWriterL> Tell him to take anti-biotics after he leaves
Sep 04 18:30:19 <GodBear01|TextOnly> He is searching
Sep 04 18:30:19 <BlurredOut> And even better, maybe he has a WIRE on him.
Sep 04 18:30:20 <GodBear01|TextOnly> for the papers
Sep 04 18:30:26 <GodBear01|TextOnly> ;3 maybe
Sep 04 18:30:32 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Also kacey
Sep 04 18:30:33 <GodBear01|TextOnly> about her
Sep 04 18:30:36 <GodBear01|TextOnly> she was from south africa
Sep 04 18:31:17 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Also
Sep 04 18:31:23 <GodBear01|TextOnly> today is bob's birthday
Sep 04 18:31:28 <GodBear01|TextOnly> So its a birthday celebration
Sep 04 18:31:33 <BFFJILL> Happy 82nd...
Sep 04 18:31:48 <GodBear01|TextOnly> So clyde is there
Sep 04 18:31:48 <BlurredOut> So I heard XD, I'd feel bad for him if he wasn't so naive.
Sep 04 18:31:51 <GodBear01|TextOnly> with everyone
Sep 04 18:32:01 <BlurredOut> I'l brb, phone.
Sep 04 18:32:02 <GodBear01|TextOnly> He went in alone
Sep 04 18:32:22 <BFFJILL> Hope he doesnt go An hero from what he sees....
Sep 04 18:32:30 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Who and what do you mean
Sep 04 18:32:40 <BFFJILL> Clyde
Sep 04 18:32:50 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Clyde is a god
Sep 04 18:32:52 <GodBear01|TextOnly> remember
Sep 04 18:32:56 <GodBear01|TextOnly> He doesn't die
Sep 04 18:33:00 <GodBear01|TextOnly> And when he does
Sep 04 18:33:03 <GodBear01|TextOnly> another one takes his place
Sep 04 18:33:08 <GodBear01|TextOnly> we have over 200 clydes
Sep 04 18:33:14 <GodBear01|TextOnly> waiting to take the next ones place
Sep 04 18:33:16 <BFFJILL> :0
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Sep 04 18:34:50 <abba149> hi im lost
Sep 04 18:35:06 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Hi
Sep 04 18:35:31 <BFFJILL> So does Clyde has any sort of communication devince, or any way to record this?
Sep 04 18:35:38 <abba149> i was lookin for a 4chan irc and i stumbled into this server
Sep 04 18:35:49 <BlurredOut> And I'm back, so I take it he's almost done there...or at least I hope. Its almost 10pm where Chris is...an we all know how Chris has an insatiable hunger for cock.
Sep 04 18:36:03 <GhostWriterL> Clyde gonna get raped?
Sep 04 18:36:14 <abba149> people like to call me a troll so i came in here
Sep 04 18:36:20 <BlurredOut> Only if he stays there too long.
Sep 04 18:36:31 <BlurredOut> Orly Abba? HOW ARE YOU A TROLL!?
Sep 04 18:36:31 <GhostWriterL> How long has he been there?
Sep 04 18:36:38 <GhostWriterL> A troll?
Sep 04 18:36:42 <GhostWriterL> WTF is a troll?
Sep 04 18:36:46 <abba149> i poke to learn things in a unassuming mannor
Sep 04 18:36:53 <BlurredOut> I see....
Sep 04 18:36:55 <BlurredOut> Tell me
Sep 04 18:36:57 <BlurredOut> Do you.
Sep 04 18:36:58 <BlurredOut> Know
Sep 04 18:37:02 <BlurredOut> About the bird?
Sep 04 18:37:13 <abba149> bird is the word?
Sep 04 18:37:18 <GhostWriterL> Shit, he passed
Sep 04 18:37:21 <BlurredOut> He has passed the test.
Sep 04 18:37:26 <abba149> lol thats and old one
Sep 04 18:37:48 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Oh
Sep 04 18:37:50 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Hell no
Sep 04 18:37:52 <GodBear01|TextOnly> No family guy
Sep 04 18:37:59 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Oh speaking of which
Sep 04 18:38:00 <BlurredOut> :p
Sep 04 18:38:01 <GodBear01|TextOnly> we do have a test
Sep 04 18:38:05 <abba149> the song is older then the net
Sep 04 18:38:09 <GodBear01|TextOnly> http://www.nvhforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=4669&view=previous
Sep 04 18:38:10 <GodBear01|TextOnly> read
Sep 04 18:38:12 <GodBear01|TextOnly> all of this
Sep 04 18:38:15 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Don't stop
Sep 04 18:38:17 <fatniggo> the net is 40! is it older than 40?
Sep 04 18:38:22 <fatniggo> probably is now that i think about it
Sep 04 18:38:29 <BlurredOut> Well the song is OLD as hell.
Sep 04 18:38:50 <BlurredOut> but the Jokes has been around since at least the 80s.
Sep 04 18:38:56 <BlurredOut> Family Guy over did it...HORRIBLY.
Sep 04 18:39:04 <BlurredOut> But enough about that shit.
Sep 04 18:39:08 <BlurredOut> THIS IS ABOUT CHRISSY
Sep 04 18:39:12 <abba149> Blurredout you old school
Sep 04 18:39:43 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Read the entire story
Sep 04 18:39:46 <GodBear01|TextOnly> no talking in here
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Sep 04 18:39:52 <BlurredOut> XD
Sep 04 18:40:29 <GodBear01|TextOnly> ALL OF IT
Sep 04 18:40:35 <BlurredOut> Can I shoot myself now?
Sep 04 18:40:50 <BlurredOut> DATE RAEP 2: ELECTRIC BUGALOO!
Sep 04 18:41:18 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Nope
Sep 04 18:41:20 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Hey
Sep 04 18:41:22 <GodBear01|TextOnly> by the way
Sep 04 18:41:30 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I brought plenty of fizzy drinks - for me.
Sep 04 18:41:34 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Spread this story around
Sep 04 18:41:48 <abba149> moo
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Sep 04 18:42:23 <BlurredOut> Finally.
Sep 04 18:42:40 <BlurredOut> Yeah, no one is really checking out the forum topic...
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Sep 04 18:42:57 <BlurredOut> Cupcake pretty much said "meh" to coming in here...
Sep 04 18:43:04 <GodBear01|TextOnly> D:
Sep 04 18:43:12 <BlurredOut> That and he's busy trying to reach Chris.
Sep 04 18:43:32 <BlurredOut> Who has answered the phone only TWICE to say: "WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF DINNER YOU FILTHY TROLLS!"
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Sep 04 18:43:41 <abba149> any of you guys pirates?
Sep 04 18:43:49 <BlurredOut> Welcome to T.R.O.L.L
Sep 04 18:43:50 * GhostWriterL is now known as WhiteKnight
Sep 04 18:44:08 <BlurredOut> The REALLY old LUMP LICKERS
Sep 04 18:44:11 * WhiteKnight is now known as GhostWriterL
Sep 04 18:44:16 <abba149> lol
Sep 04 18:44:19 <BlurredOut> Are you a lump licker?
Sep 04 18:44:31 <abba149> yes
Sep 04 18:44:34 <BlurredOut> ARE YOU?!
Sep 04 18:44:41 <abba149> nips?
Sep 04 18:44:43 <GodBear01|TextOnly> No
Sep 04 18:44:47 <GodBear01|TextOnly> This is trollstas paradise
Sep 04 18:44:50 <GodBear01|TextOnly> No exceptions
Sep 04 18:44:52 <abba149> :P
Sep 04 18:45:22 <BlurredOut> SHUT UP MAN YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME IN FRONT OF MY E-FRIENDS.
Sep 04 18:45:26 <abba149> lmfao you guys just got your self and abba
Sep 04 18:45:35 <BlurredOut> derp
Sep 04 18:45:36 <GodBear01|TextOnly> YOU HAVE NO E-FRIENDS
Sep 04 18:45:38 <GodBear01|TextOnly> THATS WHY
Sep 04 18:45:40 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I AM AWESOME
Sep 04 18:45:42 <GodBear01|TextOnly> GOT IT
Sep 04 18:45:46 <GodBear01|TextOnly> YOU RESPECT ME
Sep 04 18:45:47 <BlurredOut> DERP DE DERP!
Sep 04 18:45:52 <abba149> He is Awesome GOT TITS
Sep 04 18:45:54 <GodBear01|TextOnly> YOU CALL ME YOUR FUCKING LORD AND MASTER
Sep 04 18:46:04 <abba149> LORD AND MASTER!
Sep 04 18:46:15 <abba149> bater
Sep 04 18:46:18 <BlurredOut> De derp derp, derping de derp derp
Sep 04 18:46:21 <abba149> DERP!
Sep 04 18:46:25 <abba149> DUH!
Sep 04 18:46:27 <BlurredOut> no.
Sep 04 18:46:30 <abba149> NO!
Sep 04 18:46:32 <abba149> lo
Sep 04 18:46:33 <abba149> l
Sep 04 18:46:37 <abba149> LMFAO
Sep 04 18:46:46 <BlurredOut> Satan is my lord and master. This I know for the pastor tells me so...
Sep 04 18:46:48 <BlurredOut> ....in bed.
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Sep 04 18:46:52 <abba149> what lines you got
Sep 04 18:46:57 <BlurredOut> FINALLY
Sep 04 18:47:06 <abba149> in bed i would like some Sects
Sep 04 18:47:07 <BlurredOut> I only sent the message HOURS ago.
Sep 04 18:47:28 <SpookyCupcakes> I heard something about clyde cash trolling as a health inspector?
Sep 04 18:47:45 <BlurredOut> Thats about the gist of it, and now he's searching for the papres.
Sep 04 18:47:48 <BlurredOut> papers*
Sep 04 18:47:54 <abba149> PAPERS!
Sep 04 18:47:54 <GodBear01|TextOnly> its true
Sep 04 18:47:58 <abba149> BILLY CANT READ!
Sep 04 18:47:59 <SpookyCupcakes> what papers?
Sep 04 18:48:04 <GodBear01|TextOnly> THIS JUST IN
Sep 04 18:48:09 <GodBear01|TextOnly> CLYDE MIGHT HAVE FOUND THEM
Sep 04 18:48:13 <abba149> OMFG
Sep 04 18:48:17 <GodBear01|TextOnly> HE THINKS THEY ARE HIDDEN IN THE CEREAL BOXES
Sep 04 18:48:18 <SpookyCupcakes> WHAT PAPERS?!
Sep 04 18:48:25 <BlurredOut> Might or did, I don't deal with the IMPOSSIBLE.
Sep 04 18:48:31 <abba149> THE PASSPORTS FOR THE OPERATION
Sep 04 18:48:42 <SpookyCupcakes> lolwut
Sep 04 18:48:43 <abba149> the mission is clear
Sep 04 18:48:55 <GodBear01|TextOnly> No seriously
Sep 04 18:48:59 <SpookyCupcakes> guys, I have no fucking clue whats going on right now
Sep 04 18:48:59 <BlurredOut> Also, I'm beginning to suspect this ENTIRE IRC is a shame...a...a....
Sep 04 18:49:01 <GodBear01|TextOnly> the chandlers are dumb enough
Sep 04 18:49:03 <GodBear01|TextOnly> to hide them there
Sep 04 18:49:05 <BlurredOut> A TROLL TROLLIN THE TROLL!
Sep 04 18:49:05 <abba149> we needs to makes Transectsuals
Sep 04 18:49:23 <BlurredOut> Sorry, paranoia was taking root again.
Sep 04 18:49:35 <BlurredOut> You get that from having to deal with people like Chris and Chase...
Sep 04 18:49:41 <abba149> TROLL OMFG THERE ARE TROLLS IN HERE
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Sep 04 18:50:09 <abba149> ARF!
Sep 04 18:50:41 <GodBear01|TextOnly> what the hell
Sep 04 18:51:10 <abba149> Snow cones?
Sep 04 18:51:25 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Fuck
Sep 04 18:51:33 <abba149> im the Celery stalker
Sep 04 18:51:46 <GodBear01|TextOnly> dammit mibbit broke
Sep 04 18:53:19 <abba149> WHat about MY Bit?
Sep 04 18:53:52 <GodBear01|TextOnly> >:(
Sep 04 18:54:09 <abba149> WHy is it a chicken
Sep 04 18:55:32 <abba149> NAO!
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Sep 04 18:58:28 <abba149> this seems to be the only good room
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Sep 04 19:27:55 <BFFJILL> So whats happening now?
Sep 04 19:28:00 <GodBear01|TextOnly> working on things
Sep 04 19:28:07 <BFFJILL> Ah
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Sep 04 19:33:05 <GodBear01|TextOnly> hi
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Sep 04 19:34:00 <GodBear01|TextOnly> hi
Sep 04 19:34:07 <BFFJILL> Hey
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Sep 04 19:34:31 <mib_etzsu9> Hi.
Sep 04 19:34:40 <mib_bsrrrq> Whoa, there is one.
Sep 04 19:35:29 <GodBear01|TextOnly> hi
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Sep 04 19:37:04 <Doakes> Soooo
Sep 04 19:37:09 <BFFJILL> What "papers" are clyde looking for?
Sep 04 19:37:15 <GodBear01|TextOnly> the one
Sep 04 19:37:19 <GodBear01|TextOnly> that proves his autism
Sep 04 19:37:35 <GodBear01|TextOnly> to find out
Sep 04 19:37:38 <GodBear01|TextOnly> if Chris is retarded
Sep 04 19:37:41 <GodBear01|TextOnly> or just really stupid
Sep 04 19:37:44 <Doakes> How is Clyde talking with u?
Sep 04 19:37:55 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Secret
Sep 04 19:38:04 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I aint saying shit
Sep 04 19:38:11 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I am telling you guys as a favor
Sep 04 19:38:15 <Doakes> OK, cool.
Sep 04 19:38:47 <BFFJILL> What time is it in Virginia?
Sep 04 19:38:57 <Doakes> 10:38
Sep 04 19:39:04 <Doakes> I'm in Virginia. :D
Sep 04 19:40:24 <fatniggo> how far from chris?
Sep 04 19:40:31 <GhostWriterL> Clyde better leave soon...
Sep 04 19:40:39 <BFFJILL> Sweet :D I wonder how much longer theyll let him stay their...
Sep 04 19:40:42 <GhostWriterL> He'll get the kitty aids
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Sep 04 19:40:48 <Doakes> I'm on the other side of Virginia.
Sep 04 19:40:48 <fatniggo> D:
Sep 04 19:40:53 <Doakes> I knooooowwww
Sep 04 19:40:54 <fatniggo> near what state?
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Sep 04 19:41:02 <mib_t85owr> what ahppened
Sep 04 19:41:11 <fatniggo> plz change ur name
Sep 04 19:41:15 <GhostWriterL> How do you know they haven't taken him hostage?
Sep 04 19:41:22 <mib_t85owr> how do i namechange
Sep 04 19:41:30 <mib_b3p960> ಠ_ಠ
Sep 04 19:41:42 <fatniggo> "/nick whatever"
Sep 04 19:41:46 * mib_t85owr is now known as durrrrrf
Sep 04 19:42:12 <durrrrrf> any new
Sep 04 19:42:14 <GhostWriterL> Niggo, we might need you to go on a rescue mission
Sep 04 19:42:18 <GhostWriterL> Get your pickle suit
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Sep 04 19:42:29 <fatniggo> but it's a 3 hour drrriiivveee
Sep 04 19:43:03 <Doakes> 2 hours. :P
Sep 04 19:43:36 <GodBear01|TextOnly> OH FUCK GUYS
Sep 04 19:43:38 <GodBear01|TextOnly> CLYDE NEEDS HELP
Sep 04 19:43:44 <GodBear01|TextOnly> WHO CAN GET DOWN THERE FAST
Sep 04 19:43:59 <BFFJILL> GIVE US INFORMATION MAN
Sep 04 19:43:59 <GodBear01|TextOnly> CLYDE IS IN DANGER OF BEING ARRESTED
Sep 04 19:44:15 <GodBear01|TextOnly> HE WENT IN ALONE
Sep 04 19:44:17 <BFFJILL> OH shit.. why?
Sep 04 19:44:38 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Because
Sep 04 19:44:42 <GodBear01|TextOnly> they would ask questions
Sep 04 19:44:49 <GodBear01|TextOnly> He is disguised as a health agent
Sep 04 19:44:50 <GodBear01|TextOnly> remember
Sep 04 19:44:51 <GhostWriterL> Oh shit, did they call the cops?
Sep 04 19:45:19 <GodBear01|TextOnly> No they are interrogating him
Sep 04 19:45:23 <GodBear01|TextOnly> He needs a ride
Sep 04 19:45:25 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Now
Sep 04 19:45:31 <GhostWriterL> NIGGO
Sep 04 19:45:31 <GhostWriterL> GO
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Sep 04 19:45:40 <Doakes> Dumbass needs to plan for this stuff. :l
Sep 04 19:45:41 <GodBear01|TextOnly> WE NEED SOMEONE TO DRIVE TO CHRIS'S HOUSE
Sep 04 19:45:45 <GodBear01|TextOnly> HE DID PLAN
Sep 04 19:45:47 <GodBear01|TextOnly> FOR 2 YEARS
Sep 04 19:45:55 <GhostWriterL> How the fuck did he get over there?
Sep 04 19:45:56 <GodBear01|TextOnly> HE FORGOT HOW TO GET OUT
Sep 04 19:45:58 <GodBear01|TextOnly> BY BUS
Sep 04 19:45:59 <GhostWriterL> If he can't leave?
Sep 04 19:46:00 <GodBear01|TextOnly> NO TRACES
Sep 04 19:46:01 <GhostWriterL> ...
Sep 04 19:46:07 <BFFJILL> .....
Sep 04 19:46:29 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I am not kidding
Sep 04 19:46:44 <BFFJILL> We need proof :/
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Sep 04 19:46:58 <GhostWriterL> It'd take me 2 days to get over there
Sep 04 19:47:16 <BFFJILL> I could run down there right now..If a reel patriot was in need........
Sep 04 19:47:24 <charles_charlemang> Evening TrollParadise.
Sep 04 19:47:26 <GodBear01|TextOnly> He is in need
Sep 04 19:47:28 <fatniggo> fuck..
Sep 04 19:47:37 <mib_o76q4j> good evening
Sep 04 19:47:45 <Doakes> I don't beleive a word of this.
Sep 04 19:47:51 <fatniggo> alright. I can go up US 29 N, but it will take me about 2 1/2 hours
Sep 04 19:48:02 <charles_charlemang> So the house is being inspected thoroughly?
Sep 04 19:48:22 <GodBear01|TextOnly> CLYDE IS FUCKED
Sep 04 19:48:30 <GodBear01|TextOnly> SHIT
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Sep 04 19:48:53 <BFFJILL> Clyde :<
Sep 04 19:48:55 <GodBear01|TextOnly> CLYDE
Sep 04 19:48:56 <Doakes> No, he's right there.
Sep 04 19:48:57 <GodBear01|TextOnly> ARE YOU OK
Sep 04 19:49:05 <fatniggo> WTF?
Sep 04 19:49:06 <GodBear01|TextOnly> THESE FAGGOTS WANT PROOF
Sep 04 19:49:09 <fatniggo> thank god i didn't go
Sep 04 19:49:11 <ClydeCash> Im fucking stranded
Sep 04 19:49:18 <charles_charlemang> Whats this all I'm hearing about on the DAMN INTERNET?
Sep 04 19:49:18 <ClydeCash> someone get me out of this dump
Sep 04 19:49:49 <ClydeCash> I need a ride, someone come get me
Sep 04 19:49:53 <BFFJILL> How are you on the internet?
Sep 04 19:50:02 <GodBear01|TextOnly> EVERYTHING HAS INTERNET
Sep 04 19:50:04 <Doakes> So you jack their compuer?
Sep 04 19:50:06 <mib_o76q4j> Where are you at?
Sep 04 19:50:12 <GodBear01|TextOnly> BFFJILL, DID YOU EVER HEAR OF THE IPHONE
Sep 04 19:50:15 <GodBear01|TextOnly> HURRRR
Sep 04 19:50:22 <ClydeCash> Chris let me use his.
Sep 04 19:50:33 <Doakes> Semen stains?
Sep 04 19:50:41 <charles_charlemang> Do you realize. Do you realize, that when you enter a house... that you can get trapped?
Sep 04 19:50:44 <ClydeCash> I'm trying not to think about it
Sep 04 19:50:48 <mib_o76q4j> ITS A TRAP
Sep 04 19:50:56 <ClydeCash> Someone fucking come get me
Sep 04 19:50:59 <BFFJILL> Clyde..Clyde...CLYDE!
Sep 04 19:50:59 <GodBear01|TextOnly> No its not
Sep 04 19:51:27 <GodBear01|TextOnly> he needs help
Sep 04 19:51:28 <fatniggo> clyde, it'll take me 2.5 to get there
Sep 04 19:51:44 <Doakes> How the hell did you get there?
Sep 04 19:52:00 <mib_o76q4j> Wait, Clyde your in Chris's house?
Sep 04 19:52:06 <ClydeCash> I don't care. I'll pay for gas
Sep 04 19:52:10 <ClydeCash> By bus
Sep 04 19:52:16 <ClydeCash> Then I walked
Sep 04 19:52:26 <charles_charlemang> Could you describe the odor of the residence?
Sep 04 19:52:28 <Doakes> Just walk out and back to he bus.
Sep 04 19:52:30 <charles_charlemang> Cat piss?
Sep 04 19:52:38 <ClydeCash> Buses don't run this late
Sep 04 19:52:41 <fatniggo> alright. PM me your cell number so I can call you when I get close
Sep 04 19:52:43 <mib_o76q4j> Go find Megan
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Sep 04 19:52:54 <mib_o76q4j> She is trap in Chris's mirror
Sep 04 19:52:56 <ClydeCash> Thanks dude
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Sep 04 19:53:08 <ClydeCash> No, Megan escaped
Sep 04 19:53:14 <ClydeCash> I didn't hear any screams for help
Sep 04 19:53:17 <GodBear01|TextOnly> fff
Sep 04 19:53:22 <GodBear01|TextOnly> clyde quit being stupid
Sep 04 19:53:24 <GodBear01|TextOnly> you could go to jail
Sep 04 19:53:30 <GodBear01|TextOnly> we both know megan was a bitch
Sep 04 19:53:38 <BFFJILL> How are you trapped clyde..Why dont you just like leave...
Sep 04 19:53:51 <ClydeCash> I don't have a ride
Sep 04 19:54:02 <charles_charlemang> Well, walk around the block.
Sep 04 19:54:20 <ClydeCash> I'm going to now that I have a ride
Sep 04 19:54:29 <charles_charlemang> But first
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Sep 04 19:54:34 <charles_charlemang> Share with us some experiences.
Sep 04 19:54:43 <mib_h1flcp> good
Sep 04 19:54:45 <charles_charlemang> What was the highlight of the evening?
Sep 04 19:54:47 <Doakes> Please do. Not enough evedince.
Sep 04 19:54:58 <Doakes> Did you look in their fridge?
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Sep 04 19:55:04 <ClydeCash> I'll post evidence later
Sep 04 19:55:07 <mib_h1flcp> trsegtswegg
Sep 04 19:55:08 <lemmiwinks> hey
Sep 04 19:55:15 <mib_o76q4j> Go find blow up dool
Sep 04 19:55:16 <ClydeCash> Going now... I'm feeling sick
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Sep 04 19:55:24 <mib_h1flcp> I call shenanigans
Sep 04 19:55:26 <charles_charlemang> It couldn't be that bad.
Sep 04 19:55:30 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Its real
Sep 04 19:55:36 <charles_charlemang> Yeah, it seems like a 21st Century radio play.
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Sep 04 19:55:50 <mib_h1flcp> whats the proof?
Sep 04 19:55:53 <Doakes> We'll see. Will something show up on /cwc/ sometime soon?
Sep 04 19:56:06 <GodBear01|TextOnly> yes
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Sep 04 19:56:17 <charles_charlemang> GodBear01 is the only GodBear01 and Muhammed his messenger. Pbuh. How was this setup?
Sep 04 19:56:34 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Well
Sep 04 19:56:39 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I have a song.
Sep 04 19:56:45 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Its the song
Sep 04 19:56:46 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I have
Sep 04 19:56:57 <GodBear01|TextOnly> It goes something like this
Sep 04 19:57:01 <GodBear01|TextOnly> its called
Sep 04 19:57:14 <GodBear01|TextOnly> "You guys are too fucking gullible and are the laughingstock of the trolling community"
Sep 04 19:57:18 * GodBear01|TextOnly sets mode +m #TrollParadise
Sep 04 19:57:24 * GodBear01|TextOnly gives channel operator status to GhostWriterL
Sep 04 19:57:31 <GodBear01|TextOnly> :D
Sep 04 19:57:35 * GodBear01|TextOnly has changed the topic to: lolfaget
Sep 04 19:57:37 * lemmiwinks is now known as fatniggo
Sep 04 19:57:41 * GodBear01|TextOnly sets mode -m #TrollParadise
Sep 04 19:57:43 <BFFJILL> Good one!
Sep 04 19:57:52 <fatniggo> A Monkey ripped off the tires of my car, so i'm back
Sep 04 19:57:59 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I just got aids and died
Sep 04 19:58:01 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Happy.
Sep 04 19:58:11 <GodBear01|TextOnly> You guys are all idiots
Sep 04 19:58:12 <GodBear01|TextOnly> boxes.
Sep 04 19:58:15 <GodBear01|TextOnly> fucking seriously?
Sep 04 19:58:18 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Phone calls?
Sep 04 19:58:22 <Doakes> Not me. That's gay.
Sep 04 19:58:24 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Boxxy references.
Sep 04 19:58:31 <Doakes> What?
Sep 04 19:58:37 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Your goddamn forums
Sep 04 19:58:41 <GodBear01|TextOnly> has made /cwc/
Sep 04 19:58:47 <GodBear01|TextOnly> which was the worst place for chris trolling
Sep 04 19:58:48 <charles_charlemang> Boxxy should be circumcised, blinded, publicly shamed and then summarily executed.
Sep 04 19:58:55 <GodBear01|TextOnly> look
Sep 04 19:58:58 <GodBear01|TextOnly> when trolling Chris
Sep 04 19:59:02 <GodBear01|TextOnly> it doesn't involve memes
Sep 04 19:59:02 <Doakes> What is Boxxy?
Sep 04 19:59:06 <GodBear01|TextOnly> and it doesn't involve
Sep 04 19:59:08 <GodBear01|TextOnly> doing shit like
Sep 04 19:59:20 <GodBear01|TextOnly> "OH LOL GAIS WE ARE COOL WE ARE LEGI0N"
Sep 04 19:59:35 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Thats the shit I've seen from the goddamn forum
Sep 04 19:59:39 <Doakes> Wait, is this a bunch of 4chan faggots here?
Sep 04 19:59:44 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Wait us?
Sep 04 19:59:45 <GodBear01|TextOnly> No
Sep 04 19:59:47 <GodBear01|TextOnly> ED forum
Sep 04 19:59:48 <Doakes> Good
Sep 04 19:59:49 <GodBear01|TextOnly> probably.
Sep 04 19:59:52 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Fuck 4chan
Sep 04 19:59:55 <charles_charlemang> "Anonymous" died sometime around early 2007, what's the deal with that?
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Sep 04 20:00:01 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Yeah
Sep 04 20:00:04 <fatniggo> lol
Sep 04 20:00:05 <GodBear01|TextOnly> but
Sep 04 20:00:08 <charles_charlemang> Why do they continue to behave a particular way?
Sep 04 20:00:08 <GodBear01|TextOnly> some of you
Sep 04 20:00:09 <Doakes> I post there becaue I have nolife. I hate all these dmn Guy Fawes fags.
Sep 04 20:00:13 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Well
Sep 04 20:00:15 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Doakes
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Sep 04 20:00:19 <GodBear01|TextOnly> you don't have to be like that
Sep 04 20:00:24 <GodBear01|TextOnly> POKERFACE
Sep 04 20:00:26 <GodBear01|TextOnly> YOU ESPECIALLY
Sep 04 20:00:29 <GodBear01|TextOnly> AND YOUR PLANS
Sep 04 20:00:31 <GodBear01|TextOnly> GODDAMMIT
Sep 04 20:00:32 <PokerFace> Huh?
Sep 04 20:00:37 <Doakes> He hates you.
Sep 04 20:00:37 <PokerFace> WHAT THE HELL!?
Sep 04 20:00:43 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Doakes you are cool
Sep 04 20:00:45 * GodBear01|TextOnly gives channel half-operator status to Doakes
Sep 04 20:00:47 <GodBear01|TextOnly> have fun
Sep 04 20:00:53 <charles_charlemang> Memes aren't funny. The only one I found funny was on 7chan a long time ago and it was Orville Reddenbacher's face and DOES IT FEED on top of that.
Sep 04 20:01:10 <PokerFace> Well what the hell was I supposed to think when I was suddenly banned when I said: TROLLS TROLLING TROLS
Sep 04 20:01:11 <charles_charlemang> I cannot stand 4chan these days.
Sep 04 20:01:12 * GhostWriterL has kicked charles_charlemang from #TrollParadise (MEMES AREN'T FUNNY)
Sep 04 20:01:21 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Doakes
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Sep 04 20:01:27 <Doakes> I'm not that much of an internet guy, actually. I'm a closet nerd.
Sep 04 20:01:29 >doakes< join #legi0n
Sep 04 20:01:48 <Doakes> Wait, was that a beep beep I just heard? Whaaaaaa
Sep 04 20:01:50 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Doakes I like you
Sep 04 20:01:59 <charles_charlemang> Doakes are you running Linux?
Sep 04 20:02:06 <Doakes> Nope, Firefox.
Sep 04 20:02:16 <PokerFace> Okay, so update me here because I'm getting mixed info from many sources from Clyde isn't there and that this is bullshit.
Sep 04 20:02:21 <GodBear01|TextOnly> YEP
Sep 04 20:02:23 <Doakes> It was BS.
Sep 04 20:02:26 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Well
Sep 04 20:02:29 <GodBear01|TextOnly> it was more or less
Sep 04 20:02:33 <GodBear01|TextOnly> a wake up call
Sep 04 20:02:38 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Because those forums suck.
Sep 04 20:02:44 <PokerFace> What ED?
Sep 04 20:02:48 <GodBear01|TextOnly> yep
Sep 04 20:02:50 <charles_charlemang> I idle in #sonichu.
Sep 04 20:02:55 <GodBear01|TextOnly> as who
Sep 04 20:02:56 <charles_charlemang> Though I hate those faggots.
Sep 04 20:03:01 <charles_charlemang> I won't disclose.
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Sep 04 20:03:24 <fatniggo> spookycupcakes
Sep 04 20:03:25 <PokerFace> So then, you were just trying to get us riled up eh?
Sep 04 20:03:27 <Doakes> I've just recently discovered CWC. He's what drew me to the ED forms, actually.
Sep 04 20:03:40 <SpookyCupcakes> Well if you have to resort to trolling the trolls, that means that you guys suck harder
Sep 04 20:03:44 <GodBear01|TextOnly> No
Sep 04 20:03:52 <GodBear01|TextOnly> We weren't necessarily trolling you
Sep 04 20:03:56 <GodBear01|TextOnly> If we were
Sep 04 20:04:07 <GodBear01|TextOnly> one of you would have driven down there
Sep 04 20:04:11 <Doakes> And by th way, what does trolling mean exactly? It's like being mean to someone, right?
Sep 04 20:04:17 <fatniggo> D:
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Sep 04 20:04:23 <GodBear01|TextOnly> you are vtec aren't you
Sep 04 20:04:28 <GodBear01|TextOnly> charles_charlemang, You are vtec
Sep 04 20:04:36 <PokerFace> Oh contraire sir. You was trollin.
Sep 04 20:04:36 <GhostWriterL> Trolling is fishing for reactions from people
Sep 04 20:04:38 <charles_charlemang> I will not answer that.
Sep 04 20:04:40 <BFFJILL> Me-Me's are cancer...Unneeded cells that are continuosly multiplying....
Sep 04 20:04:40 <SpookyCupcakes> trolling = trying to make a person believe false info
Sep 04 20:04:47 <SpookyCupcakes> that means you are trolls
Sep 04 20:04:52 <SpookyCupcakes> trolling trolls
Sep 04 20:04:52 <GodBear01|TextOnly> hmm
Sep 04 20:04:55 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Stickmans
Sep 04 20:05:05 <fatniggo> cupcakes, why is your name so familiar
Sep 04 20:05:06 * GodBear01|TextOnly gives channel operator status to fatniggo
Sep 04 20:05:09 <Doakes> I am so confuesd.
Sep 04 20:05:12 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Because he's the guy who wanted to send boxes
Sep 04 20:05:15 <charles_charlemang> There are many ways to troll, that is one.
Sep 04 20:05:19 <PokerFace> Though /cwc/ is still a reputable sight
Sep 04 20:05:21 <GhostWriterL> Microphones are hard
Sep 04 20:05:22 <fatniggo> ooh, ok.
Sep 04 20:05:34 <SpookyCupcakes> dont resort to trolling the trolls to get attention, thats called being a newfag
Sep 04 20:05:34 <charles_charlemang> ~/cwc/ is not reputable.
Sep 04 20:05:38 <PokerFace> This was a waste of time and would have been GREAT had it been real.
Sep 04 20:05:47 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Thats the point
Sep 04 20:05:50 <GodBear01|TextOnly> you guys believe anything
Sep 04 20:05:51 <charles_charlemang> SpoonyCupcakes used the word "newfag".
Sep 04 20:05:58 <GodBear01|TextOnly> well
Sep 04 20:06:01 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I dont give a fuck
Sep 04 20:06:07 <PokerFace> Course not.
Sep 04 20:06:08 <SpookyCupcakes> I didn't even believe it past 30 seconds
Sep 04 20:06:13 <PokerFace> you're THE GOD BEAR
Sep 04 20:06:15 * fatniggo has kicked mib_6e0mnq from #TrollParadise (CHANGE YOUR GATDAM NAME)
Sep 04 20:06:18 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Yeah I am
Sep 04 20:06:24 <Doakes> What's a newfag, again?
Sep 04 20:06:25 * fatniggo has kicked mib_etzsu9 from #TrollParadise (YOU TOO FAGGOT)
Sep 04 20:06:27 <SpookyCupcakes> you
Sep 04 20:06:33 <SpookyCupcakes> ban me, faggots
Sep 04 20:06:35 <Doakes> Prolly
Sep 04 20:06:36 <GhostWriterL> Ohshi-
Sep 04 20:06:37 <GodBear01|TextOnly> no
Sep 04 20:06:39 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I don't ban
Sep 04 20:06:41 * GhostWriterL sets ban on *!*@anon-19865473.mibbit.com
Sep 04 20:06:43 <GhostWriterL> k
Sep 04 20:06:43 <GodBear01|TextOnly> FUCK YOU
Sep 04 20:06:47 * GodBear01|TextOnly removes ban on *!*@anon-19865473.mibbit.com
Sep 04 20:06:48 <fatniggo> lol
Sep 04 20:06:48 <GodBear01|TextOnly> NO BAN
Sep 04 20:06:49 <fatniggo> LOL
Sep 04 20:06:51 <Doakes> I don't go on 4chan, so I don't k this stuff
Sep 04 20:06:55 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Thats fine
Sep 04 20:06:58 <GodBear01|TextOnly> doakes i like you
Sep 04 20:06:58 <fatniggo> Spooky, you're the box guy?
Sep 04 20:07:02 <SpookyCupcakes> `/cwc/ is for fags
Sep 04 20:07:04 <GodBear01|TextOnly> you don't seem like a super fag
Sep 04 20:07:07 <GodBear01|TextOnly> SpookyCupcakes, LOL
Sep 04 20:07:15 <Doakes> I just keep it real. B)
Sep 04 20:07:33 <PokerFace> .....
Sep 04 20:07:37 <GodBear01|TextOnly> PokerFace
Sep 04 20:07:40 <GodBear01|TextOnly> quit being hated
Sep 04 20:07:41 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Plz
Sep 04 20:07:48 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I do this for your own good.
Sep 04 20:07:58 * GhostWriterL has changed the topic to: lolfaget | <%Doakes> I just keep it real. B)
Sep 04 20:07:59 <Doakes> So what do you guys think about the no internet thing. Real, or is he just not making vids?
Sep 04 20:08:04 <GodBear01|TextOnly> eh
Sep 04 20:08:08 <GodBear01|TextOnly> other shit happens
Sep 04 20:08:11 <GodBear01|TextOnly> its all in #sonichu
Sep 04 20:08:14 <PokerFace> Uh huh...sorry if I'm skeptic.
Sep 04 20:08:17 <GodBear01|TextOnly> we just like to fuck around with you guys
Sep 04 20:08:21 * SomeGuySomewhere (440ca4d9@anon-19865473.mibbit.com) has joined #TrollParadise
Sep 04 20:08:24 <Doakes> Too damn cool
Sep 04 20:08:32 <SomeGuySomewhere> Back.
Sep 04 20:08:54 <fatniggo> spooky, you ever figure out how to record phone convos
Sep 04 20:08:55 * BFFROSECHU (18d1da61@anon-19865473.mibbit.com) has joined #TrollParadise
Sep 04 20:08:59 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Seriously.
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Sep 04 20:09:10 <PokerFace> Right, well good luck with your endeavors. Regardless what your opinion of ED is, you guys still do fine trolling. but this lolcow is just about dried up.
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Sep 04 20:09:18 <GodBear01|TextOnly> lolno
Sep 04 20:09:21 <GodBear01|TextOnly> far from it
Sep 04 20:09:27 <SpookyCupcakes> Right, well good luck with your endeavors. Regardless what your opinion of ED is, you guys still do fine trolling. but this lolcow is just about dried up.
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Sep 04 20:09:30 <Doakes> I hope he dies or something.
Sep 04 20:09:32 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Doakes
Sep 04 20:09:37 <GodBear01|TextOnly> here
Sep 04 20:09:48 <BFFJILL> This is like a lolmilktruck... It always finds cows...
Sep 04 20:09:54 <GodBear01|TextOnly> http://widget.mibbit.com/?settings=53c027be90707773b4398de31aa77d09&server=irc.netchan.org&channel=%23legi0n
Sep 04 20:09:56 <GodBear01|TextOnly> go there
Sep 04 20:10:04 <Doakes> I don't follow links anymore.
Sep 04 20:10:08 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Its a chat
Sep 04 20:10:12 <GodBear01|TextOnly> you went to this one
Sep 04 20:10:13 <GodBear01|TextOnly> :/
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Sep 04 20:10:30 <GodBear01|TextOnly> charles_charlemang
Sep 04 20:10:31 <GodBear01|TextOnly> :3
Sep 04 20:10:34 <Doakes> Oh well. Volume all the way down, preparing for Last asure
Sep 04 20:10:46 <Doakes> Or not
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Sep 04 20:11:07 <Doakes> Someones using my name. :l
Sep 04 20:11:10 <GodBear01|TextOnly> lol
Sep 04 20:11:13 <GodBear01|TextOnly> you are using your name
Sep 04 20:11:17 <GodBear01|TextOnly> try doakes2
Sep 04 20:11:20 <GodBear01|TextOnly> and exit out of here
Sep 04 20:11:24 <GodBear01|TextOnly> we will teach you how to irc
Sep 04 20:11:26 <Doakes> OK.
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Sep 04 20:11:50 <GodBear01|TextOnly> anyway
Sep 04 20:11:52 <GodBear01|TextOnly> the rest of you
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Sep 04 20:15:03 <mib_sb14z4> .
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Sep 04 20:16:06 <BFFJILL> So why should we got to the link?
Sep 04 20:16:19 * fatniggo has kicked mib_sb14z4 from #TrollParadise (CHANGE YOUR NAME BITCH)
Sep 04 20:16:22 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I don't care if you do
Sep 04 20:16:28 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I don't care if you dont
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Sep 04 20:16:33 <GodBear01|TextOnly> :/
Sep 04 20:18:22 <BFFJILL> Oh BTW GodBear01 you win at life for what you just did :D
Sep 04 20:18:30 <GodBear01|TextOnly> :3
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Sep 04 20:18:44 <GodBear01|TextOnly> You understand my rage right
Sep 04 20:18:49 <GodBear01|TextOnly> They were acting like faggots
Sep 04 20:18:55 <BFFJILL> Yes
Sep 04 20:19:01 <GodBear01|TextOnly> also
Sep 04 20:19:03 <GodBear01|TextOnly> change your name
Sep 04 20:19:12 <BFFJILL> K
Sep 04 20:19:27 * BFFJILL is now known as Wutsyourname
Sep 04 20:19:44 <GodBear01|TextOnly> uh
Sep 04 20:19:46 <GodBear01|TextOnly> not here
Sep 04 20:19:47 <GodBear01|TextOnly> in legi0n
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Sep 04 20:20:26 <Wutsyourname> oh..Lol..
Sep 04 20:20:38 * Wutsyourname is now known as BFFJILL
Sep 04 20:21:06 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Yeah
Sep 04 20:21:28 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Look I hate stupid people almost as much as I hate furries, Deviantarts, and Chris
Sep 04 20:21:37 <GodBear01|TextOnly> There is a difference
Sep 04 20:21:40 <GodBear01|TextOnly> between being a faggot
Sep 04 20:21:43 <GodBear01|TextOnly> and being a troll
Sep 04 20:22:19 <BFFJILL> Yeah, being a Troll means being clever not constantly spamming.
Sep 04 20:22:39 <BFFJILL> It pisses the hell out of me.
Sep 04 20:23:15 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Chris is an lolcow
Sep 04 20:23:19 <GodBear01|TextOnly> he is only dried up
Sep 04 20:23:24 <GodBear01|TextOnly> because faggots like PokerFace
Sep 04 20:23:30 <GodBear01|TextOnly> do repetitive shit like that
Sep 04 20:23:33 <GodBear01|TextOnly> then he goes into hiding
Sep 04 20:23:40 <GodBear01|TextOnly> and does nothing but little big planet
Sep 04 20:23:44 <GodBear01|TextOnly> and lurking
Sep 04 20:23:48 <GodBear01|TextOnly> is for faggots
Sep 04 20:23:52 <GodBear01|TextOnly> you want to participate
Sep 04 20:23:54 <GodBear01|TextOnly> you have to talk
Sep 04 20:24:04 <BFFJILL> Chris does a good enough job, trolling himself..
Sep 04 20:24:22 <GhostWriterL> People don't need to constantly spam call his house
Sep 04 20:24:34 <GhostWriterL> Just wait for the next video to pop up
Sep 04 20:25:28 <GhostWriterL> Who the hell thinks transcripts with no recordings is at all funny anyway?
Sep 04 20:25:28 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Chris does troll himself
Sep 04 20:25:33 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Seriously
Sep 04 20:25:50 <GhostWriterL> HEY I CALLED CHRIS AND HERE IS WHAT HE SAID
Sep 04 20:25:58 <GhostWriterL> Chris: OMG I HAET U GUYZ
Sep 04 20:25:59 <GodBear01|TextOnly> "DURRFF HURFF CHRIS"
Sep 04 20:26:02 <GhostWriterL> LOL THAT'S FUNNY RIGHT
Sep 04 20:26:07 <GodBear01|TextOnly> CHRIS: OMG UT ROLLZ
Sep 04 20:26:07 <BFFJILL> "PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE AUGGGHHHHH"
Sep 04 20:26:21 <BFFJILL> YEAH THAST FUCKING HILLARIOUUSSS!!!?""""""...DESU
Sep 04 20:26:40 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Seriously
Sep 04 20:26:45 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Those forums
Sep 04 20:26:46 <GodBear01|TextOnly> are /b/
Sep 04 20:26:53 <GodBear01|TextOnly> its /b/ no matter how you look at it
Sep 04 20:26:56 <GhostWriterL> HAY BOB, I HAS SOMETHING TO SAY TO UZ
Sep 04 20:26:59 <GodBear01|TextOnly> All it is
Sep 04 20:27:01 <GhostWriterL> DESU DESU LOLZ
Sep 04 20:27:01 <GodBear01|TextOnly> are a bunch of people
Sep 04 20:27:07 <GodBear01|TextOnly> trying to be big boy trolls
Sep 04 20:27:12 <GhostWriterL> OLD MAN BOB IS ANGRY I'M SO CLEVER
Sep 04 20:27:16 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Bob is cool
Sep 04 20:27:22 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Don't let anyone tell you otherwise
Sep 04 20:27:28 <BFFJILL> Yeah bobs ok,
Sep 04 20:27:31 <GodBear01|TextOnly> He is a man who should be left to his peace
Sep 04 20:27:38 <GodBear01|TextOnly> He has to deal with his fucking son
Sep 04 20:27:46 <GodBear01|TextOnly> He doesn't need to deal with the entire internet
Sep 04 20:27:52 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Goddamn 82 years old
Sep 04 20:27:52 <BFFJILL> Thats like... God trolling him.
Sep 04 20:27:56 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Seriously
Sep 04 20:27:57 <GhostWriterL> True, but the guy shouldn't have let his house get so filthy
Sep 04 20:27:59 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Leave Bob alone.
Sep 04 20:28:08 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Bob is a good man.
Sep 04 20:28:12 <fffffffffff> Hi
Sep 04 20:28:12 <GhostWriterL> So I don't have much sympathy for the whole health department thing, IF that's what happened
Sep 04 20:28:23 <GhostWriterL> Again, no one has actual proof that anyone has gone to that house and done anything
Sep 04 20:28:27 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Seriously
Sep 04 20:28:29 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Even then
Sep 04 20:28:40 <GodBear01|TextOnly> you guys are out of the loop
Sep 04 20:29:15 <GhostWriterL> It's pretty ridiculous that people are trying to get Chris to bait himself to religious zealots too
Sep 04 20:29:48 <GhostWriterL> "hay guyz let's get him to shit on a qua'ran!"
Sep 04 20:30:09 <fffffffffff> i doubt that thing ever gonna happen
Sep 04 20:30:16 <GodBear01|TextOnly> It doesn't stop people
Sep 04 20:30:23 <GodBear01|TextOnly> from speaking every little fucking thing
Sep 04 20:30:24 <GodBear01|TextOnly> on their mind
Sep 04 20:30:30 <GodBear01|TextOnly> And thinking they are a amazing troll
Sep 04 20:30:31 <BFFJILL> It really pisses me off when they long onto his youtube account....
Sep 04 20:30:47 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Yeah and post gay porn
Sep 04 20:30:50 <GodBear01|TextOnly> thats fucking retarded
Sep 04 20:30:52 <GodBear01|TextOnly> to get him banned
Sep 04 20:30:55 <GodBear01|TextOnly> then we don't get videos
Sep 04 20:31:02 <BFFJILL> Then we have to find him again...
Sep 04 20:31:05 <GodBear01|TextOnly> yeah
Sep 04 20:31:10 <fffffffffff> everione wants is internet five minutes
Sep 04 20:31:11 <GodBear01|TextOnly> and he takes forever to do shit
Sep 04 20:31:11 <GhostWriterL> Nothing about any of this pisses me off, honestly. It's just over the top and stupid
Sep 04 20:31:21 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Also
Sep 04 20:31:23 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I trolled everyone
Sep 04 20:31:25 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I am awesome
Sep 04 20:31:36 <BFFJILL> Yes kudos to you :D
Sep 04 20:31:51 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I still can't believe anyone believe it
Sep 04 20:31:54 <GodBear01|TextOnly> *believed it
Sep 04 20:32:28 <BFFJILL> I know... I did too, well for awhile till
Sep 04 20:32:37 <GodBear01|TextOnly> The trapped part
Sep 04 20:32:44 <BFFJILL> "clyde" said he was trapped and you started ALL CAPSING
Sep 04 20:32:50 <BFFJILL> Yeah
Sep 04 20:33:19 <GhostWriterL> I admit I thought someone had gone over to the Chandler house
Sep 04 20:33:35 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I used to like ED
Sep 04 20:33:37 <GhostWriterL> But then they stayed for over 2 hours and it was pretty obvious it was fake
Sep 04 20:33:45 <GodBear01|TextOnly> but then they lost it
Sep 04 20:33:45 <GhostWriterL> ED's good for a laugh
Sep 04 20:34:01 <GhostWriterL> A lof of the articles I wrote though have been made retarded
Sep 04 20:34:08 <GhostWriterL> Sonic-cide used to be epic
Sep 04 20:34:15 <BFFJILL> Now its just me-me' about how me-me' suck
Sep 04 20:34:17 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Yeah
Sep 04 20:34:20 <GodBear01|TextOnly> It is about meme's
Sep 04 20:34:28 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Its becoming more about
Sep 04 20:34:29 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Money
Sep 04 20:34:31 <GodBear01|TextOnly> and advertising
Sep 04 20:34:33 <GodBear01|TextOnly> and shit like that
Sep 04 20:34:35 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Look
Sep 04 20:34:38 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Trolling is about
Sep 04 20:34:41 <GodBear01|TextOnly> fucking with people
Sep 04 20:34:51 <GodBear01|TextOnly> not making a buck or two or trying to be e-popular
Sep 04 20:34:55 <BFFJILL> Oh but Me-Me's are bad, unless their Me-Me's that WE made...
Sep 04 20:34:55 <GodBear01|TextOnly> people are forgetting this
Sep 04 20:34:58 <GhostWriterL> P-p-p-powerbook was fucking hilarious
Sep 04 20:35:04 <GhostWriterL> THAT was epic trolling
Sep 04 20:35:06 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I have one meme
Sep 04 20:35:09 <GodBear01|TextOnly> its called fizzy drinks
Sep 04 20:35:11 <GodBear01|TextOnly> thats it
Sep 04 20:35:17 <GodBear01|TextOnly> http://www.nvhforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=4669&view=previous
Sep 04 20:35:18 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Here
Sep 04 20:35:28 <fffffffffff> cool
Sep 04 20:35:46 <GhostWriterL> ED is kind of impressive, though...
Sep 04 20:35:57 <GhostWriterL> It's amazing how many of them still obsess over SnapeSnogger
Sep 04 20:36:32 <fffffffffff> thats mayybe bacose a lot of Ediot are Tartalets too
Sep 04 20:36:54 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Fuck
Sep 04 20:37:07 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Look I love the Chris-chan trolling userbase
Sep 04 20:37:16 <GodBear01|TextOnly> all of them are intelligent and know what they are doing
Sep 04 20:37:20 <GodBear01|TextOnly> ED is a abomination
Sep 04 20:38:18 <GhostWriterL> ED is a wiki, it just happens to attract people that want to be famous by contributing to it
Sep 04 20:38:31 <GhostWriterL> So they clusterfuck everything
Sep 04 20:38:45 * mib_q11hu1 (792c1dfe@anon-19865473.mibbit.com) has joined #TrollParadise
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Sep 04 20:39:14 <GhostWriterL> It's like those gartersnakes during mating season
Sep 04 20:39:19 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Yeah
Sep 04 20:39:26 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Look if you want more lolcows
Sep 04 20:39:27 <GodBear01|TextOnly> make them
Sep 04 20:39:29 <GodBear01|TextOnly> FInd them
Sep 04 20:39:32 <GodBear01|TextOnly> most of them are on ED
Sep 04 20:39:33 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I mean
Sep 04 20:39:35 <fffffffffff> hahaha being a troll is a new fashion
Sep 04 20:39:36 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Deviantart
Sep 04 20:39:43 <GodBear01|TextOnly> there are
Sep 04 20:39:47 <GodBear01|TextOnly> a shit load of lolcows
Sep 04 20:39:49 <GodBear01|TextOnly> But people
Sep 04 20:39:57 <GodBear01|TextOnly> want to chose to troll the ones everyone knows about
Sep 04 20:39:57 <GhostWriterL> I flamed LaraDarkAngel on DA.
Sep 04 20:40:16 <GodBear01|TextOnly> troll isn't a fashion
Sep 04 20:40:22 <BFFJILL> That way they are cool, and awesome.
Sep 04 20:40:31 <GodBear01|TextOnly> wut
Sep 04 20:40:45 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Look if everyone starts calling themselves a hacker and a troll
Sep 04 20:40:48 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I will shoot myself
Sep 04 20:41:05 <GodBear01|TextOnly> But at the same time
Sep 04 20:41:06 <fffffffffff> thats is what is happening
Sep 04 20:41:07 <GodBear01|TextOnly> it makes them open
Sep 04 20:41:11 <GodBear01|TextOnly> fffffffffff, what do you mean
Sep 04 20:41:29 <GhostWriterL> It's the new way to be edgey and cool
Sep 04 20:41:46 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I've been doing it for like 3 years
Sep 04 20:41:46 <fffffffffff> every kid in the internet want tobe a cool b asemet dweler
Sep 04 20:41:47 <GhostWriterL> "I piss people off on the internet. I'm badass and must have a great life outside of a computer"
Sep 04 20:42:11 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Look
Sep 04 20:42:15 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I fuck with people on /cwc/
Sep 04 20:42:17 <GodBear01|TextOnly> for a reason
Sep 04 20:42:20 <GodBear01|TextOnly> too damn serious
Sep 04 20:43:01 <BFFJILL> I actually dont troll... I like to watch trolls because ill admit.. I would SUCK as a troll i have no good ideas..I just dont like it when the people who have no troll skill try to troll and kill the fun..
Sep 04 20:43:19 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I don't have good ideas either
Sep 04 20:43:24 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I just caps lock alot
Sep 04 20:43:29 <GodBear01|TextOnly> and i happen to be a good troll
Sep 04 20:44:12 <GodBear01|TextOnly> But explain
Sep 04 20:44:18 <GodBear01|TextOnly> how trolling is becoming a fashion
Sep 04 20:44:27 <fffffffffff> well is not that dificul i mean everyone is in the internet for some kind of validation
Sep 04 20:44:42 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I want to be the greatest troll ever.
Sep 04 20:44:44 <GodBear01|TextOnly> :3
Sep 04 20:44:47 * Big (47c5611d@anon-19865473.mibbit.com) has joined #TrollParadise
Sep 04 20:44:52 <GodBear01|TextOnly> And I think I will do it.
Sep 04 20:44:55 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Like bloodninja good
Sep 04 20:45:00 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Thats all i want.
Sep 04 20:45:08 * Big has quit (client exited: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
Sep 04 20:45:09 <fffffffffff> i put my wizzar hat and my robe
Sep 04 20:45:17 <GhostWriterL> I troll a forum I go to regularly, but I target drama queens and attention whores, not retards with poor impulse control
Sep 04 20:45:43 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Look
Sep 04 20:45:51 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Trolling will never be a fashion
Sep 04 20:46:52 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Also if I sound pretenious
Sep 04 20:46:54 <GodBear01|TextOnly> LOLOL
Sep 04 20:46:55 <fffffffffff> that is what they say abbout punk and now we have pop/punk
Sep 04 20:46:58 <BFFJILL> Real trolling wont ever be a fashion.. But "trolling" is
Sep 04 20:47:05 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Real trolling is fun as hell
Sep 04 20:47:11 <GodBear01|TextOnly> "trolling" is boring and childish
Sep 04 20:47:20 <BFFJILL> Yes
Sep 04 20:47:34 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Look the differences is like how you will see yourself in 2 years
Sep 04 20:47:41 <GodBear01|TextOnly> You will kick yourself
Sep 04 20:47:45 <GodBear01|TextOnly> over stupid shit
Sep 04 20:47:49 <GodBear01|TextOnly> that you thought was funny
Sep 04 20:48:01 <GodBear01|TextOnly> well
Sep 04 20:48:05 <GodBear01|TextOnly> im kickbanningeveryone
Sep 04 20:48:07 <GodBear01|TextOnly> fuck this channel
Sep 04 20:48:13 * GodBear01|TextOnly sets ban on *!*@*
Sep 04 20:48:18 * GodBear01|TextOnly has kicked BFFJILL from #TrollParadise (GodBear01|TextOnly)
Sep 04 20:48:22 * GodBear01|TextOnly has kicked fffffffffff from #TrollParadise (GodBear01|TextOnly)
Sep 04 20:48:24 * GodBear01|TextOnly has kicked SomeGuySomewhere from #TrollParadise (GodBear01|TextOnly)
Sep 04 20:48:25 <GodBear01|TextOnly> so
Sep 04 20:48:29 <GodBear01|TextOnly> fatniggo,
Sep 04 20:48:31 <GodBear01|TextOnly> you there
Sep 04 20:48:34 <fatniggo> yes sir
Sep 04 20:48:36 <GodBear01|TextOnly> kik
Sep 04 20:48:38 <GodBear01|TextOnly> lol
Sep 04 20:48:40 <GodBear01|TextOnly> i ban everyone
Sep 04 20:48:45 <fatniggo> lol
Sep 04 20:48:46 <fatniggo> that was random
Sep 04 20:48:54 <GodBear01|TextOnly> well i just set wildcard
Sep 04 20:48:57 <GodBear01|TextOnly> so it wont let
Sep 04 20:48:59 <GodBear01|TextOnly> anyone in
Sep 04 20:49:02 <GodBear01|TextOnly> here try
Sep 04 20:49:05 * GodBear01|TextOnly has kicked fatniggo from #TrollParadise (GodBear01|TextOnly)
Sep 04 20:49:18 * You've invited fatniggo to #TrollParadise (yume.ncirc)
Sep 04 20:49:18 * GodBear01|TextOnly invited fatniggo into the channel.
Sep 04 20:49:19 * fatniggo (president.@anon-765D03EF.triad.res.rr.com) has joined #TrollParadise
Sep 04 20:49:23 * GodBear01|TextOnly gives channel operator status to fatniggo
Sep 04 20:49:25 <GodBear01|TextOnly> cool huh
Sep 04 20:49:28 <fatniggo> lol yeah
Sep 04 21:43:39 * You've invited CEO to #TrollParadise (yume.ncirc)
Sep 04 21:43:39 * GodBear01|TextOnly invited CEO into the channel.
Sep 04 21:46:20 * CEO (CEO@kkk.kkk) has joined #TrollParadise
Sep 04 21:46:59 * GodBear01|TextOnly gives channel operator status to CEO
Sep 04 21:47:01 <GodBear01|TextOnly> HERRO
Sep 04 21:48:43 <CEO> thats better
Sep 04 21:48:48 <GodBear01|TextOnly> YOU MISS PARTY
Sep 04 21:48:50 <GodBear01|TextOnly> I SET BAN ON
Sep 04 21:48:56 <GodBear01|TextOnly> *!*@*
Sep 04 21:48:59 <GodBear01|TextOnly> :D
Sep 04 21:49:06 <CEO> I noticed
Sep 04 21:49:28 * GodBear01|TextOnly removes ban on *!*@*
Sep 04 21:49:30 <GodBear01|TextOnly> Happy
Sep 04 21:49:34 <CEO> no
Sep 04 21:49:39 <CEO> never again
Sep 04 21:50:00 <GodBear01|TextOnly> D:
Sep 04 21:50:10 <GodBear01|TextOnly> u haet me
Sep 04 21:50:12 <GodBear01|TextOnly> ;_;
Sep 04 21:52:05 * GhostWriterL has changed the topic to: lolfaget | <%Doakes> I just keep it real. B) | RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE
Sep 04 21:52:38 * GodBear01|TextOnly removes channel operator status from GhostWriterL
Sep 04 21:52:40 <GodBear01|TextOnly> THERE
Sep 04 21:52:41 <GodBear01|TextOnly> HAPPY
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=== It isn't the cesspool you depict it as ===

The recent posters seem to be knowledgeable. However, the place has gotten slow. Maybe the lamers left. --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 11:59, 30 June 2010 (UTC)
*I'm sure it's just the right level for you. Go, frolic. Seriously, get the fuck out. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 15:36, 30 June 2010 (UTC)

=== Merge with Encyclopedia Dramatica ===

The subject of this article seems really insignificant; if Chris hadn't talked about this forum in [[Chris dispels videogame rumors|a video]] it wouldn't even warrant a mention on our website. I think that except for the first and third paragraph all of this article has no value to the CWCki's goal of documenting Chris. I suggest we include a brief mention of the forum in the article on ED and do away with rest of this article. - [[User:NegaCWC|NegaCWC]] 07:22, 28 June 2012 (PDT)
: Two-year late reply, but I have to heavily agree here. I think this article is needlessly inflammatory and insulting. While it might have been a festering cesspool of spergery, it doesn't warrant such a blindly slating article (or even an article at all) by any stretch. A section on the ED article would probably be far, far better than the article as it stands. Barely anything pipes to it anyway. --[[User:DX10|DX10]] ([[User talk:DX10|talk]]) 04:35, 8 May 2014 (UTC)

* Sorry for the late reply, but I agree. Merging now and the talk page for the forum is inserted too for archival purposes. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] ([[User talk:Alan Pardew|talk]]) 04:46, 13 May 2014 (UTC)

Merged. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] ([[User talk:Alan Pardew|talk]]) 04:50, 13 May 2014 (UTC)

: Just a note, ED is currently down, but should be up after the weekend. [[User:Shutupman|Shutupman]] ([[User talk:Shutupman|talk]]) 20:15, 16 May 2014 (UTC)

Talk:List of Chris's lies

2014-05-16T18:28:48Z

Shutupman: /* Some Other Lies */

==To do==
This is a personal thing I very much detest about Chris, that is, how he lies. I think it's wise we document every instance Chris has blatantly lied by describing the lie and how he blatantly says he lies. Case in point - his trip to Redmond, when he never went and he even says to Miyamoto how he had to "mistruth" or some stupid shit like that about the video. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 15:07, 11 March 2009 (CET)

Maybe we could make sure they are organized by date and time as much as possible, some of us prefer to see it as a slope through his life as progressively gets worse and worse. --[[User:SerenityMoonstone|SerenityMoonstone]] 22:04, 6 August 2010 (EST)

==Comments about lying==
If I'm correct, Chris makes quite a few comments about lying like "I only lie some of the time" in the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]]. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 23:18, 11 November 2009 (CET)

=Hope you got a LOT of spare time=

srsly, this article could be its own wiki if every one was covered. [[User:William Maize|William Maize]] 18:34, 11 March 2009 (CET)
*I'd mostly want to cover the major ones, the cases where Chris tries to pull a fast one on us but not fooling anyone. I wouldn't see any merit in documenting every single lie, which in some cases could very well be the result of his short term memory (in terms of discrepancies) or if you mean "lies" like that he has autism, when frankly we really can't deny his claims on that.
:Anyways, what I have in mind are the big ones, mostly to show how little Chris cares about his "fans", and how Chris can be a borderline sociopath who sees no problem with lying if it's for himself and how much of a hypocrite he is when he preaches "honesty" all the time. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:08, 11 March 2009 (CET)

Wow, this page is a lot shorter than I thought it would be.

*That's because no one has really worked on it. Also, please remember to sign your comments (It's four tildas). --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:30, 20 April 2009 (CEST)

=Some Other Lies=

I may add upon these sometime, but if someone wants to get started, they can.

*The Sonichu Medallion being shipped back to Chris-chan from Blanca when it is obvious the new one he had was a fake.
*About his Adam & Eve purchases of phallic devices.
*About the batch of nudes that was sent out and he claimed, "They must have hacked my webcam."

**Yes, yes, yes. These are the sorts of things this articles should address. Not half truths, not things Chris could get away with subjectively (for example, Chris "lying" about being fat - objectively he is but the point is that you could get away with saying that it's a matter of aesthetics and a subjective valuation) or exaggerations (like his eye colors - his eyes are really different colors but you'd never notice if he didn't make it fucking obvious in the comics and go on about how his eyes are different colors). I mean flat out lies, like the very basic definition of a lie, a total untruth. One of the most disgusting things about Chris is that he blatantly lies like this and he thinks he's being "clever" and outwitting us but he's just making himself come out worse. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 11:30, 8 June 2009 (CEST)

*I put in the disclaimer he's adding to all of his comics now because I find it horribly lulzy and so obviously a lie. [[User:SirCucumber|SirCucumber]] 22:41, 11 September 2009 (CEST)

*I think a good companion article to this one would be a list of Chris's excuses, of which he has many. Autism, stress, "it's a parody," lots of people shit their pants from time to time, lots of guys drink their own semen, I'm saving that dildo for my future sweetheart, my counselor said it's okay, etc. [[User:Alteceastlansing|Alteceastlansing]] 08:53, 5 October 2009 (CEST)

==Addressing Liquid==
I felt compelled to do a big spergin' write up of his [[Addressing Liquid]] video to show how full of shit he is. I put it at the end of this as I thought the analysis would be more fitting here than on the video page itself, but if anyone feels it might be better put there or someplace else, or deleted entirely, that's all good. [[User:Alteceastlansing|Alteceastlansing]] 07:48, 23 October 2009 (CEST)
*I just wanted to say that was totally awesome. [[User:Beat|Beat]] 08:42, 23 October 2009 (CEST)

== Simonchu ==

Now this is actually a lie:
{{quote|I had previously stated inspiration from Evan George's Simonchu Character; that was a fabrication, and I apologize for leaving the lie up for this whole time.

Simonchu was Never an Inspiration, or had Anything to do with Simonla Rosechu's creation whatsoever.

Thank you for being patient while I had thought further on Simonla's Background Story. }}

We have e-mails between Evan and Chris discussing how Chris liked the character, he'd use it in the comic, etc. This is a flat out lie - a self serving one, as I'm guessing Chris thinks he's going to weasel out of a possible lawsuit by claiming he happened to think of an electric-ground hedgehog Pokemon all by himself, which is why professionals don't accept unsolicited fan submissions. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:27, 2 February 2010 (UTC)

== Deletion ==
[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux]] raised a concern that,just like [[Fail]], this is a listy bunch of tl;dr that encourages little other than everyone piping every third word in articles to [[Lie]]. It's well known that Chris lies out of his ass, so all this does is regurgitate content that is better summarized elsewhere. I figure the best way to stop the ED-esque piping to [[lie]] is just not to have an article on [[lie]] at all, since said article is superfluous anyway. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 00:43, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
*May I suggest then that this be turned into a Redirect to Honest Content and that we just have a subsection there about his lying? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 00:53, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
:*Idea. That might be the best thing. Expose the better bits to Sonichu Crystals and then redirect everything else. It saves time, and will kill that piping too. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 00:56, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
::*Redirecting wouldn't kill the eighty bazillion unnecessary pipes though. I'm fine with a merge. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 00:58, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
:::*Are we merging to [[Honest Content]] then? --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 01:33, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
::::* I'm reappropriating the Liquid Section in preparation for deletion. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 01:36, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
:::::I'm just saying, if you completely remove all traces of the page without the redirect, then you'll have a hell of a lot of red links to fix. I hope your up to it. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 02:33, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
::::::I can remove the redlinks without trouble. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 18:52, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
:* Let me have my curry (and Cobras) and I'll finish taking the useful text out. Unless you want to get on it before, then the article will be set for deletion. -[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 18:54, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

===No, no, NO===
Just because people poorly pipe to Lie does not mean the page should go. Chris lies blatantly and these lies need to be documented. Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater - this article needs a better definition of what constitutes a lie and what should link to "lie." Chris changing his mind, half truths, etc. are not necessarily lies.

Limiting pipes to Lie should be ideal, in addition to improving article quality. Like I said, let's not throw the baby out with the bathwater. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:36, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
*All right. I guess you've got a better idea than I; I wasn't exactly hell bent on getting this deleted, just throwing that out as an option. What's your take on Fail then? Cleanup there too? [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 20:16, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

===Checking account?===
I'm just throwing this out there just to make sure, but is it too early to call "trolls breaking into his checking account" a lie? It was just recently found out that Bob has been told by Chris about this, but no troll has heard of/admitting to doing this, and most seem to accept it as an excuse Chris made to cover his outrageous spending habits. I just don't want to jump the duck here. --[[User:Honorablethief|HonorableThief]] 18:36, 16 August 2010 (MST)
:* He admits to Kacey somewhere that he has had a lot of trouble with money in the past, to the point of getting those pesky overdraft fees. He also told Kacey that he's lied to his father about a lot of things; Kacey's reply of course was that it would make God angry and that God doesn't like liars "Honor thy Mother and Father" type thing. Chris adds another lie on top of that and says he does it for his FATHER'S benefit, not his own. So yes, trolling breaking into his checking account is a lie.... so is the fact that he admits to lying for his father's sake. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 09:41, 9 November 2011 (PST)

== Dead link ==

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* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYAAc9zAVQw
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--[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 01:16, 28 September 2011 (PDT)

== Autism and lying ==

I think this page should include some clarification regarding lying. Autistics generally do not see lying the same way we do, they tell their own truth, they believe it.

Lying is knowingly communicating untruths, where as autistics grasp on the truth is what is skewed. They tend to believe what they say as soon as they say it. Just think this needs a little clarification
[[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 11:11, 7 December 2011 (PST)

== Certain page I cannot find ==

Hey, I really wanted to find the video page where Chris lists his positive qualities, then immediately below it, there's a large list, refuting each of his claims. One of them was "Chris was never popular. He took his mother to the prom." I looked on this list and I still can't seem to find it. Maybe it could also be added to this page (if it isn't already) to make it more easily accessible.

In either case, can someone point me in the direction of it please? Thanks. --[[User:The World Is Yours|The World Is Yours]] 10:16, 17 July 2013 (PDT)
:I would suggest caution before incorporating any part of that list into this article. Remember, saying untruths you actually believe in is not lying. I'm willing to grant Chris the benefit of the doubt and assume that he genuinely thinks he was popular at some point of his life, unless of course you can prove that he doesn't actually think so and merely lied when he claimed otherwise. The best way to prove such a thing is probably with a documented confession made by our pet lolcow. - [[User:NegaCWC|NegaCWC]] 14:08, 17 July 2013 (PDT)

....Huh? I think you misread my post. There was a video, I think in the Liquid saga of Chris saying "I'm the real Chris, I'm honest, strong willed, and popular..." etc, and then right below that video, you guys had already compiled a list refuting each of his points. The only part I do remember though is "Chris was never popular. He took his mother to the senior prom..." etc... and I want to find that video and page again. I've done google searches, site searches and I cannot find it. I was just wanting someone to guide me over to it, and maybe to include a link to it on THIS page... since it seems pretty relevant to a lot of his lies.

I have no idea what you're replying about though. --[[User:The World Is Yours|The World Is Yours]] 14:44, 17 July 2013 (PDT)

:What I'm trying to say is that not every untruth said by Chris is necessarily a lie, it might be just a delusion of his. In order to prove that any untruth mentioned in the list you talk about is a lie you have to show that Chris has deliberately said something he knew to be untrue. - [[User:NegaCWC|NegaCWC]] 15:30, 17 July 2013 (PDT)

:And that's not even remotely on the same tangent of what I was asking. I just want to find that video. --[[User:The World Is Yours|The World Is Yours]] 06:12, 18 July 2013 (PDT)

Edit: Okay, FINALLY, I have found the video and page in question. http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/For_Chris And all I was suggesting about adding it to this page (notice, it's listed under Solid Chris' lies) was so that this page wouldn't be so difficult to find later on. --[[User:The World Is Yours|The World Is Yours]] 10:08, 18 July 2013 (PDT)

== No need ==

Absolutely no need to delete this article. If you deleted every overpiped article, there would be no CWCki. --[[User:DawnDusk|DawnDusk]] 09:43, 9 January 2014 (PST)

: This article isn't marked for deletion. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] 05:28, 11 January 2014 (PST)

== List of piping? ==

Is there any way to view a comprehensive list of all the instances of piping to this article? I'd like to take a look and see which I could amend to pipe to a different subject, or even neutralize altogether. --[[User:DX10|DX10]] ([[User talk:DX10|talk]]) 15:35, 3 May 2014 (UTC)
:[http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Special:WhatLinksHere/List_of_Chris%27s_lies here]. - [[User:NegaCWC|NegaCWC]] ([[User talk:NegaCWC|talk]]) 17:04, 3 May 2014 (UTC)
:: Thanks. I removed a few instances that seemed unnecessary, but there's probably more that need to be culled, so I'll return to the list now and then. --[[User:DX10|DX10]] ([[User talk:DX10|talk]]) 02:35, 4 May 2014 (UTC)

== Lemonade stand ==

Did anyone find out if Chris did indeed donate all the money he received at his lemonade stand to the charity it was intended to go to (ie. not himself)? [[User:Shutupman|Shutupman]] ([[User talk:Shutupman|talk]]) 18:28, 16 May 2014 (UTC)

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{{quote|I do not lie all the time; I lie some of the time.|[[Chris]], lying during the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]]}}

[[Chris]], not being one to accept personal responsibility, will frequently '''lie''' to save face. This trait was likely inherited from his mother [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]], whose dishonesty [[Cole Smithey E-mails|was described]] by [[Cole Smithey]] as "pathological".

In many cases, he will lie in a meager attempt to be "clever" or "outwit" the [[trolls]]. However, Chris is totally incapable of lying in a way that looks remotely convincing, so his lies have the opposite effect (e.g. [[CWC_Update_26_January_2009|going to Redmond]]). In other cases, he will lie to deny accepting personal responsibility for his actions (e.g. drawing [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|Rule 34]] of [[Megan Schroeder]]).

The reason why Chris is capable of telling bold-faced lies while still claiming to be [[Honest Content|TRUE and HONEST]] probably derives from failing to understand the concept of a "white lie": a lie said out of courtesy to avoid offending people with the uncomfortable truth. Because telling this kind of lie usually is socially acceptable and won't tarnish one's reputation, Chris, in his usual blindness to social rules, probably learned through his [[autistic]] brain that it is okay to lie in order to save face, because it is possible to do so while still remaining [[True and Loyal Fanbase|TRUE and HONEST]].

Complicating this further is the fact that Chris does not attempt to support his claims with any shred of evidence. The end result is a compulsive liar who is about as sly as a two-year-old who has been caught with both hands in the proverbial cookie jar screaming his head off about how he wasn't trying to steal anything whilst bits of cookie fly out of his mouth.

As of recently, Chris has taken to calling his lying "misspeaking". Instead of accepting that someone has busted him on his BS, he prefers to say he "misspoke". Needless to say, no one has fallen for this new ploy.

This list serves to document all of Chris's blatant falsehoods. While Chris is known to speak half-truth, exaggerate, etc., the fact that he is willing to outright tell blatant lies and untruths with no grounds in reality is disturbing and this list serves to document the latter.

==Chris's lies==
* Chris claims that Patti's dog house weighs "[http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Father_Call| like, five, ten tons]"
* In a [[Mumble]] chat, he lied and said that [[nudes|nude]] photos of him on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] were photoshopped, despite the fact that he consented to these photos.<ref>[[Mumble 2|Mumble Chat #2]], ~44 minute mark</ref> Chris also lied to someone he believed to be [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] about the ED images being photoshopped.<ref name="ReferenceA">[[Miyamoto Saga#From Chris to Miyamoto]]</ref>
* For two days, Chris claimed to have a new [[sweetheart]] named [[Chloe]] after the [[Blanca]] breakup. The first mention was to his fans, of all people.<ref>[[Chris's Sonichu IRC Chloe Introduction]]</ref> Yet, if he were already seeing Chloe, why was he sad about breaking up with Blanca? Chris claimed to have met Chloe IRL at [[GameStop]], where they struck up a conversation, yet Chris has constantly said he freezes even while practicing talking to women.<ref>[[Vivitheg's AIM chat]]</ref> He even said that they had a date together at Taco Bell and shared his first kiss with her. The most damning evidence is Chris never mentioned Chloe again. Furthermore, as of [[Mailbag 13|Mailbag #13]], he says that he has "no recollection of a Chloe."
* Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 26th, 2009|lied]] about taking a trip to Redmond because he had no financial support and to get a "Peaceful Weekend Getaway from the Trolls of the internet."<ref name="ReferenceA"/>
* Chris claims he jogs regularly for more than 20 seconds, [http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu%27s_Edge| despite failing to prove he is able to do so]
* Chris [[Piedmont_Virginia_Community_College#Kicked_Out_of_College|claimed]] that he was kicked out of class because he was autistic, when the [[Jackie_Chat_5|real reason]] was him making a homophobic (and racist) comment in front of everyone.
* Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008|claimed]] that [[Blanca]] received the [[medallion]] and sent it back so Chris could modify it, yet the medallion with the "special marks" was destroyed on YouTube. Furthermore, in a private chat with [[Robert Simmons V]]{{cite}}, Chris admits that the medallion was procured and was hastily working on a new one to throw the trolls off guard.
* When a nefarious IRL [[Jerkop]] confronted Chris on his [[Attraction Sign]], Chris quickly hid the sign while the Jerkop left to get the [[Manajerk]]. Then, Chris proceeded to lie and pretend he never brought the sign, resulting in him being banned from the store.
* Chris claimed that he was banned from [[The GAMe PLACe]] forever for going behind the counter. In fact, as revealed by [[Mimms]] on the PVCC forum, the ban for going behind the counter was temporary, and what got him banned forever was the fact that he got into a shouting match with a child and treated the [[Michael Snyder|store's manager]] rudely. Possibly, Chris was mistaken, as he can be [[Slow-in-the-minds|slow in the mind]] sometimes.
* In an e-mail,<ref>[[Chris E-mails 2008]] - "Against me, [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|that page]] has broken the closest thing I've had to a relationship with Megan Schroeder, who I've finally had at her first time of saying with feeling, 'I Love You' to me, then she found that page and she broke up with me."</ref> Chris claimed Megan said she loved him, when in reality she said no such thing.
* He has made occasional claims<ref>See [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 18th, 2009]] and [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 29th, 2009]].</ref> that he really doesn't hate [[homos]], despite several instances of him showing otherwise.<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate March 10th, 2009]], [[CWC Address to Unilever About AXE]], [[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There]], [[It's UGH!]], [[CWC "Boyfriend"]], [[Bless the Fans, Curse the Trolls]]</ref>
* In an [[IRC (20 January 2009)|IRC chat]]<ref>[[IRC (20 January 2009)]] at 21:21</ref> with [[Clyde Cash]] and [[BILLY MAYS]], Chris told Clyde, "People who call others homo are themselves in dire question of their own sexual preferences." When Clyde pointed out that Chris had called Clyde a homo just minutes earlier in the same chat, Chris lied that he didn't. When Chris was shown the exact words he typed, he said it didn't count because he was retaliating against Clyde's remark.
* Impersonated [[CChanSonichuCWC]] and called [[Kacey]], telling her about his sexual fantasies (which involves [[recycling]]).<ref>[[Kacey Phone Call]]</ref>
* Chris's challenges to CChanSonichuCWC began with a [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 29th, 2009|video]] in Spanish, stating that if Liquid Chris could not respond in Spanish, that would prove he is the impostor. When that backfired horribly, Chris then issued the [[SingStar Challenge|''SingStar'' Challenge]] to determine who is the real Chris. When Chris lost the ''SingStar'' Challenge, he declared that the contest meant nothing.
* Chris made a fake page<ref>http://web.archive.org/web/20071108233910/http://members.aol.com/CWCSonichu/EPPromotions283.html</ref> mimicking [[PS3|PlayStation]].com that showed him as the winner of the [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|''PaRappa'' contest]].
* Trying to sound like a tough guy, Chris claimed in a [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 15th, 2009|15 October 2009]] Captain's Log entry that he "did not give a dang" about the reappearance of [[Liquid Chris]], which is obviously not true since Solid devoted the entire first half of the Captain's Log to discrediting Liquid. Solid also stated that it would be the last time he mentioned Liquid, so of course he mentioned him again in [[Brutal Legend Plus|a video six days later]]. In that video, Solid even used one of [[SingStar_Challenge_Round_1#CChanSonichuCWC.27s_Entry|Liquid's ''SingStar'' Challenge songs]] to mock the [[trolls]] (the song's original purpose being to mock Solid), proving that Liquid does indeed still agitate him.
* In [[Mailbag 14|Mailbag #14]], Chris offered a revisionist account of his ejection from [[Grace Baptist Church]], claiming that he was banned from the congregation because his pastor "found images of women in bikinis on my Facebook; he was offended." In fact, as Chris himself revealed in an e-mail to [[Lordsillynipples]] in 2008, he was kicked out after his pastor discovered the catalog of Chris's sexually deviant behavior on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], as well as the deranged YouTube rant from his [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|25th birthday]].
* In [[Mailbag 25|Mailbag #25]], Chris revealed that he told [[Bob Chandler|his father]] that he had taken the videos of the [[14 Branchland Ct.|Chandler house]] off the Internet. The videos are still available on YouTube.
* Chris began receiving e-mails in [[January 2010]] pointing out to him that his drawings of the Raichu from which Rosechu spawned in [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]] had a pointed tail instead of a blunted one, meaning the Raichu was male. What makes this incident unique is that Chris could have easily resolved the entire conflict. Since Chris is a longtime fan of the series, he could have easily thought "Wait a sec, when did male and female Pokemon start using different sprites again?", done a few quick searches online, and found that all Raichu were drawn with pointed tails prior to 2006. Eventually, after Chris uploaded an edited page and claimed that the tail had been blunt all along, he had this realization...after someone else showed him Bulbapedia.
* In early [[February 2010]], Chris added a note to the [[CWCipedia]] page for [[Simonla Rosechu]] which claimed that she is a completely original character, and not a sloppy knockoff of [[Evan]] George's [[Simonla_Rosechu|Simonchu]]. This was, of course, an obvious lie, contradicted by Chris's own e-mails and other statements about Simonla's creation. Later, in a [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 4|phone conversation]] with Alec Benson Leary, Chris acted surprised that anyone would be unwilling to accept this "retraction" of the truth, suggesting that he doesn't even comprehend why people might not believe his lies.
* On Chris's [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 5|fifth phone call with Alec]], Chris very quickly found his own logic being used against him. To extricate himself from having to admit he was wrong, Chris instead set the phone down and very unconvincingly pretended to be his own [[Barbara Chandler|mother]], carrying on a small "conversation" with Chris asking him to clean up some [[Chandler cats|cat shit]]. Chris then came back to the phone to tell Alec his mom needed him to take care of the cat and that he had to hang up.
* During the [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8|eighth conversation with Alec]], Chris claims Nintendo sent him a letter saying Chris had free reign to use Pikachu in his comic, but when Alec asked Chris to upload the letter, Chris said he "misplaced" it. Also, during the call, Chris confidently stated that he "regularly" plays every single one of the games he owns — this being a valid reason he could not sell them for money. Chris owns [[List of Chris's games|roughly 600]] different video games, so unless Chris has figured out [[Time Void|a way to stop time]], it would be impossible for him to play all of those games regularly.
* Chris went to great lengths to tell the fans that he would never show gore and violence in his comics. However, he breaks this statement by killing Evan in a very gory fashion in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]. He later insists in [[Jackie_Chat_1|his first chat with Jackie]] that it was justified because Alec "gored it up first." Episode #17, which was written long before ''Asperchu'' even began, ended with Rosechu stripping naked, ''clawing a man's head open'', ''electrocuting him'', and ''leaving him in a puddle of his own blood''.
* When the trolls started to demand more comics, Chris stated that he was never sure whether he wanted to make money with ''Sonichu''; if that were true, he would never have tried to make a [[Sonichu Adventure|video game]] about ''[[Sonichu]]'', nor try to sell it to businesspeople.
* Chris has repeatedly referred to [[The Wallflower]] as his "girlfriend", despite making a video [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|pleading for her to be with him]], and, in fact, complaining about her essentially putting him in the [[friend zone]].
* Chris promised to [[03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV|"remove [him]self from the Internet"]], only to [[Cleveland Show Voice Rant|return in less than 48 hours]].
* [[Michael_Snyder_is_ColdHearted_and_Mean|While trying to get himself back into The GAMe PLACe]], Chris told Michael Snyder that he's become a better person. This is after all the things he's done since [[2008#April|April 2008]]. He ends this meeting by calling Michael a Jew, despite stating he had nothing against Jews not five minutes earlier.
* Chris's [[Damien Antaria (CWCipedia page)|CWCipedia article about The Wallflower]] contains some of the biggest flights of fancy, blatant lies, exaggerations, half-truths, and flat-out delusions seen yet from Chris outside of the [[Father Call]]. Specifically, he claimed that he and The Wallflower had shared a kiss; since this would have been Chris's "real" first kiss (aside from "[[Chloe]]", a lie), it was considered important by obsessive CWCki editors to see if he remembers it later (the Wallflower CWCipedia page article was written on April the 19th). Naturally...[[Jackie e-mails Part 2|leaked e-mails from Jackie]] show that by the 10th of April, ''nine days before making this highly suspicious claim'', Chris had either a.) [[Jackie_e-mails_Part_2#Jackie.27s_Questionaire_1|momentarily forgotten that he had been kissed]] — a monumental occasion in his life; b,) lied on his CWCipedia about being kissed; or c.) lied to Jackie about being kissed. In the end, a lie is still a lie, although it's ''possible'' he's basing his story on a gross exaggeration of the truth (the two sharing a drinking straw is the current troll favorite for this).
* In [[Mailbag 49|Mailbag #49]], when asked about his opinion on a possible repeal of the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy that would allow open homosexuals to serve in the U.S. military, Chris said that he thought the policy should only be repealed so that "the [[homos]] can go die in explosions." When called out on this in [[Mailbag 51|several]] [[Mailbag 53|later]] [[Mailbag 54|Mailbags]], Chris forgoes apology to either deny the claim ever took place, or claimed that he had retracted it. Later, he would alter an e-mail in [[Mailbag 51|Mailbag #51]] which contained the quoted remark to make it appear as though Chris was being pro-gay in the original e-mail. Up until the death of the CWCipedia in May 2010, the original, homophobic reply in [[Mailbag 49|Mailbag #49]] remained unchanged and unretracted.
* In the [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails|e-mails]] with Clyde Cash and [[Surfshack Tito]] about Chris's PS3, Chris swore that he would not reveal the name of his [[Jackie|new girlfriend]]. He broke this promise in [[To Jackie, with Love.MOV|a video]] not two weeks later.
* Also in the [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails]], Chris said he would not buy another PS3. Not only did he do that and begin earning trophies about two weeks later, he also bought a PS Move controller ([[ECV 00001|seen in this video]]).
* In [[Jackie_E-mails_23|an e-mail exchange with Jackie]], he claims his [[Duck|penis]] is bigger than previously photographed and is no longer bent.
* Chris told [[Vivian Gee]] that he read her book, ''[[A Girl Who Brought Down the World]]'', when, in reality, he gave it to [[Rocky Shoemaker|his pastoral counselor]], and never touched it beyond that.<ref>[[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke]]</ref>
* In the [[Miyamoto emails]], Chris claims he never sexually harassed [[Megan Schroeder]], despite drawing [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]], and Megan repeatedly having told Chris to stop touching her.<ref>[[Megan_Emails,_2005-2006]]</ref><ref>[[Megan_Emails,_Jan-July_2007]]</ref><ref>[[Megan_Emails,_Aug-Dec_2007]]</ref>
* On the [[Tomboys_and_Tomgirls_of_Virginia]] forum, he said that if homosexuals 'kept it behind closed doors', he wouldn't bother them. Aside from his well-known issues with [[Homos]], his comic states that if he had the power, he'd constantly [[Magi-Chan|be on the lookout for homosexual activity]], and punish them to suit.
* In [[You're Always Pretty]], Chris told his mother he was taking pictures of her, when he was really video taping her.
* Chris claims his [[Duck|penis]] is 6 inches long, the average size of a human male penis. But in [[Chris humps his PS3|one video]], a frustrated Chris blurts out his penis is only 4 inches long.
* When Chris informed his [[mother]] that he [[PS3#Destruction|destroyed his PS3]], he told her that the machine was already malfunctioning before he smashed it to bits. In reality the PS3 was still operational when Chris decided to put it out of use.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 11]]</ref>
* When he held the [[Alex's Lemonade Stand|lemonade stand]], he claimed that his father died of cancer, when it fact, he died of complications from heart failure. However, this could just be Chris assuming [[Bob]] died of cancer because he had it (at least at one point), and not taking time to look into his actual cause of death.
* Chris told [[Jackie]] in an email that he has grown tolerant of the [[HEXBox|Xbox 360]] and respects those who own one, but recently in 2013, Chris went back on his word by defacing a display for the Xbox One at his local [[Mal-Wart|Walmart]], thus proving that his bizarre hatred for the HEX-BOX is still strong.
* Despite Chris' obvious morbid [[Obesity|obesity]], he has always lied about his weight, being evasive and giving numbers that are more consistent with [[Chris and reality|his own delusional self image than reality]]. As early as [[February 2010]], Chris admitted that he had at one point weighed more than 220 pounds. On Facebook on 4 January 2014, he claimed that he [[Obesity#Actual weight|weighed only 202 pounds]], despite his obvious sagging, triple chin visible in his profile picture. Users of the CWCki forums generally speculated that, based on the photographic evidence, he was probably underestimating his own weight by at least 60 pounds.

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List of Chris's lies

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{{quote|I do not lie all the time; I lie some of the time.|[[Chris]], lying during the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]]}}

[[Chris]], not being one to accept personal responsibility, will frequently '''lie''' to save face. This trait was likely inherited from his mother [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]], whose dishonesty [[Cole Smithey E-mails|was described]] by [[Cole Smithey]] as "pathological".

In many cases, he will lie in a meager attempt to be "clever" or "outwit" the [[trolls]]. However, Chris is totally incapable of lying in a way that looks remotely convincing, so his lies have the opposite effect (e.g. [[CWC_Update_26_January_2009|going to Redmond]]). In other cases, he will lie to deny accepting personal responsibility for his actions (e.g. drawing [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|Rule 34]] of [[Megan Schroeder]]).

The reason why Chris is capable of telling bold-faced lies while still claiming to be [[Honest Content|TRUE and HONEST]] probably derives from failing to understand the concept of a "white lie": a lie said out of courtesy to avoid offending people with the uncomfortable truth. Because telling this kind of lie usually is socially acceptable and won't tarnish one's reputation, Chris, in his usual blindness to social rules, probably learned through his [[autistic]] brain that it is okay to lie in order to save face, because it is possible to do so while still remaining [[True and Loyal Fanbase|TRUE and HONEST]].

Complicating this further is the fact that Chris does not attempt to support his claims with any shred of evidence. The end result is a compulsive liar who is about as sly as a two-year-old who has been caught with both hands in the proverbial cookie jar screaming his head off about how he wasn't trying to steal anything whilst bits of cookie fly out of his mouth.

As of recently, Chris has taken to calling his lying "misspeaking". Instead of accepting that someone has busted him on his BS, he prefers to say he "misspoke". Needless to say, no one has fallen for this new ploy.

This list serves to document all of Chris's blatant falsehoods. While Chris is known to speak half-truth, exaggerate, etc., the fact that he is willing to outright tell blatant lies and untruths with no grounds in reality is disturbing and this list serves to document the latter.

==Chris's lies==
* Chris claims that Patti's dog house weighs "[http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Father_Call| like, five, ten tons]"
* In a [[Mumble]] chat, he lied and said that [[nudes|nude]] photos of him on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] were photoshopped, despite the fact that he consented to these photos.<ref>[[Mumble 2|Mumble Chat #2]], ~44 minute mark</ref> Chris also lied to someone he believed to be [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] about the ED images being photoshopped.<ref name="ReferenceA">[[Miyamoto Saga#From Chris to Miyamoto]]</ref>
* For two days, Chris claimed to have a new [[sweetheart]] named [[Chloe]] after the [[Blanca]] breakup. The first mention was to his fans, of all people.<ref>[[Chris's Sonichu IRC Chloe Introduction]]</ref> Yet, if he were already seeing Chloe, why was he sad about breaking up with Blanca? Chris claimed to have met Chloe IRL at [[GameStop]], where they struck up a conversation, yet Chris has constantly said he freezes even while practicing talking to women.<ref>[[Vivitheg's AIM chat]]</ref> He even said that they had a date together at Taco Bell and shared his first kiss with her. The most damning evidence is Chris never mentioned Chloe again. Furthermore, as of [[Mailbag 13|Mailbag #13]], he says that he has "no recollection of a Chloe."
* Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 26th, 2009|lied]] about taking a trip to Redmond because he had no financial support and to get a "Peaceful Weekend Getaway from the Trolls of the internet."<ref name="ReferenceA"/>
* Chris [[Piedmont_Virginia_Community_College#Kicked_Out_of_College|claimed]] that he was kicked out of class because he was autistic, when the [[Jackie_Chat_5|real reason]] was him making a homophobic (and racist) comment in front of everyone.
* Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008|claimed]] that [[Blanca]] received the [[medallion]] and sent it back so Chris could modify it, yet the medallion with the "special marks" was destroyed on YouTube. Furthermore, in a private chat with [[Robert Simmons V]]{{cite}}, Chris admits that the medallion was procured and was hastily working on a new one to throw the trolls off guard.
* When a nefarious IRL [[Jerkop]] confronted Chris on his [[Attraction Sign]], Chris quickly hid the sign while the Jerkop left to get the [[Manajerk]]. Then, Chris proceeded to lie and pretend he never brought the sign, resulting in him being banned from the store.
* Chris claimed that he was banned from [[The GAMe PLACe]] forever for going behind the counter. In fact, as revealed by [[Mimms]] on the PVCC forum, the ban for going behind the counter was temporary, and what got him banned forever was the fact that he got into a shouting match with a child and treated the [[Michael Snyder|store's manager]] rudely. Possibly, Chris was mistaken, as he can be [[Slow-in-the-minds|slow in the mind]] sometimes.
* In an e-mail,<ref>[[Chris E-mails 2008]] - "Against me, [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|that page]] has broken the closest thing I've had to a relationship with Megan Schroeder, who I've finally had at her first time of saying with feeling, 'I Love You' to me, then she found that page and she broke up with me."</ref> Chris claimed Megan said she loved him, when in reality she said no such thing.
* He has made occasional claims<ref>See [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 18th, 2009]] and [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 29th, 2009]].</ref> that he really doesn't hate [[homos]], despite several instances of him showing otherwise.<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate March 10th, 2009]], [[CWC Address to Unilever About AXE]], [[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There]], [[It's UGH!]], [[CWC "Boyfriend"]], [[Bless the Fans, Curse the Trolls]]</ref>
* In an [[IRC (20 January 2009)|IRC chat]]<ref>[[IRC (20 January 2009)]] at 21:21</ref> with [[Clyde Cash]] and [[BILLY MAYS]], Chris told Clyde, "People who call others homo are themselves in dire question of their own sexual preferences." When Clyde pointed out that Chris had called Clyde a homo just minutes earlier in the same chat, Chris lied that he didn't. When Chris was shown the exact words he typed, he said it didn't count because he was retaliating against Clyde's remark.
* Impersonated [[CChanSonichuCWC]] and called [[Kacey]], telling her about his sexual fantasies (which involves [[recycling]]).<ref>[[Kacey Phone Call]]</ref>
* Chris's challenges to CChanSonichuCWC began with a [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 29th, 2009|video]] in Spanish, stating that if Liquid Chris could not respond in Spanish, that would prove he is the impostor. When that backfired horribly, Chris then issued the [[SingStar Challenge|''SingStar'' Challenge]] to determine who is the real Chris. When Chris lost the ''SingStar'' Challenge, he declared that the contest meant nothing.
* Chris made a fake page<ref>http://web.archive.org/web/20071108233910/http://members.aol.com/CWCSonichu/EPPromotions283.html</ref> mimicking [[PS3|PlayStation]].com that showed him as the winner of the [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|''PaRappa'' contest]].
* Trying to sound like a tough guy, Chris claimed in a [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 15th, 2009|15 October 2009]] Captain's Log entry that he "did not give a dang" about the reappearance of [[Liquid Chris]], which is obviously not true since Solid devoted the entire first half of the Captain's Log to discrediting Liquid. Solid also stated that it would be the last time he mentioned Liquid, so of course he mentioned him again in [[Brutal Legend Plus|a video six days later]]. In that video, Solid even used one of [[SingStar_Challenge_Round_1#CChanSonichuCWC.27s_Entry|Liquid's ''SingStar'' Challenge songs]] to mock the [[trolls]] (the song's original purpose being to mock Solid), proving that Liquid does indeed still agitate him.
* In [[Mailbag 14|Mailbag #14]], Chris offered a revisionist account of his ejection from [[Grace Baptist Church]], claiming that he was banned from the congregation because his pastor "found images of women in bikinis on my Facebook; he was offended." In fact, as Chris himself revealed in an e-mail to [[Lordsillynipples]] in 2008, he was kicked out after his pastor discovered the catalog of Chris's sexually deviant behavior on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], as well as the deranged YouTube rant from his [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|25th birthday]].
* In [[Mailbag 25|Mailbag #25]], Chris revealed that he told [[Bob Chandler|his father]] that he had taken the videos of the [[14 Branchland Ct.|Chandler house]] off the Internet. The videos are still available on YouTube.
* Chris began receiving e-mails in [[January 2010]] pointing out to him that his drawings of the Raichu from which Rosechu spawned in [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]] had a pointed tail instead of a blunted one, meaning the Raichu was male. What makes this incident unique is that Chris could have easily resolved the entire conflict. Since Chris is a longtime fan of the series, he could have easily thought "Wait a sec, when did male and female Pokemon start using different sprites again?", done a few quick searches online, and found that all Raichu were drawn with pointed tails prior to 2006. Eventually, after Chris uploaded an edited page and claimed that the tail had been blunt all along, he had this realization...after someone else showed him Bulbapedia.
* In early [[February 2010]], Chris added a note to the [[CWCipedia]] page for [[Simonla Rosechu]] which claimed that she is a completely original character, and not a sloppy knockoff of [[Evan]] George's [[Simonla_Rosechu|Simonchu]]. This was, of course, an obvious lie, contradicted by Chris's own e-mails and other statements about Simonla's creation. Later, in a [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 4|phone conversation]] with Alec Benson Leary, Chris acted surprised that anyone would be unwilling to accept this "retraction" of the truth, suggesting that he doesn't even comprehend why people might not believe his lies.
* On Chris's [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 5|fifth phone call with Alec]], Chris very quickly found his own logic being used against him. To extricate himself from having to admit he was wrong, Chris instead set the phone down and very unconvincingly pretended to be his own [[Barbara Chandler|mother]], carrying on a small "conversation" with Chris asking him to clean up some [[Chandler cats|cat shit]]. Chris then came back to the phone to tell Alec his mom needed him to take care of the cat and that he had to hang up.
* During the [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8|eighth conversation with Alec]], Chris claims Nintendo sent him a letter saying Chris had free reign to use Pikachu in his comic, but when Alec asked Chris to upload the letter, Chris said he "misplaced" it. Also, during the call, Chris confidently stated that he "regularly" plays every single one of the games he owns — this being a valid reason he could not sell them for money. Chris owns [[List of Chris's games|roughly 600]] different video games, so unless Chris has figured out [[Time Void|a way to stop time]], it would be impossible for him to play all of those games regularly.
* Chris went to great lengths to tell the fans that he would never show gore and violence in his comics. However, he breaks this statement by killing Evan in a very gory fashion in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]. He later insists in [[Jackie_Chat_1|his first chat with Jackie]] that it was justified because Alec "gored it up first." Episode #17, which was written long before ''Asperchu'' even began, ended with Rosechu stripping naked, ''clawing a man's head open'', ''electrocuting him'', and ''leaving him in a puddle of his own blood''.
* When the trolls started to demand more comics, Chris stated that he was never sure whether he wanted to make money with ''Sonichu''; if that were true, he would never have tried to make a [[Sonichu Adventure|video game]] about ''[[Sonichu]]'', nor try to sell it to businesspeople.
* Chris has repeatedly referred to [[The Wallflower]] as his "girlfriend", despite making a video [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|pleading for her to be with him]], and, in fact, complaining about her essentially putting him in the [[friend zone]].
* Chris promised to [[03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV|"remove [him]self from the Internet"]], only to [[Cleveland Show Voice Rant|return in less than 48 hours]].
* [[Michael_Snyder_is_ColdHearted_and_Mean|While trying to get himself back into The GAMe PLACe]], Chris told Michael Snyder that he's become a better person. This is after all the things he's done since [[2008#April|April 2008]]. He ends this meeting by calling Michael a Jew, despite stating he had nothing against Jews not five minutes earlier.
* Chris's [[Damien Antaria (CWCipedia page)|CWCipedia article about The Wallflower]] contains some of the biggest flights of fancy, blatant lies, exaggerations, half-truths, and flat-out delusions seen yet from Chris outside of the [[Father Call]]. Specifically, he claimed that he and The Wallflower had shared a kiss; since this would have been Chris's "real" first kiss (aside from "[[Chloe]]", a lie), it was considered important by obsessive CWCki editors to see if he remembers it later (the Wallflower CWCipedia page article was written on April the 19th). Naturally...[[Jackie e-mails Part 2|leaked e-mails from Jackie]] show that by the 10th of April, ''nine days before making this highly suspicious claim'', Chris had either a.) [[Jackie_e-mails_Part_2#Jackie.27s_Questionaire_1|momentarily forgotten that he had been kissed]] — a monumental occasion in his life; b,) lied on his CWCipedia about being kissed; or c.) lied to Jackie about being kissed. In the end, a lie is still a lie, although it's ''possible'' he's basing his story on a gross exaggeration of the truth (the two sharing a drinking straw is the current troll favorite for this).
* In [[Mailbag 49|Mailbag #49]], when asked about his opinion on a possible repeal of the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy that would allow open homosexuals to serve in the U.S. military, Chris said that he thought the policy should only be repealed so that "the [[homos]] can go die in explosions." When called out on this in [[Mailbag 51|several]] [[Mailbag 53|later]] [[Mailbag 54|Mailbags]], Chris forgoes apology to either deny the claim ever took place, or claimed that he had retracted it. Later, he would alter an e-mail in [[Mailbag 51|Mailbag #51]] which contained the quoted remark to make it appear as though Chris was being pro-gay in the original e-mail. Up until the death of the CWCipedia in May 2010, the original, homophobic reply in [[Mailbag 49|Mailbag #49]] remained unchanged and unretracted.
* In the [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails|e-mails]] with Clyde Cash and [[Surfshack Tito]] about Chris's PS3, Chris swore that he would not reveal the name of his [[Jackie|new girlfriend]]. He broke this promise in [[To Jackie, with Love.MOV|a video]] not two weeks later.
* Also in the [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails]], Chris said he would not buy another PS3. Not only did he do that and begin earning trophies about two weeks later, he also bought a PS Move controller ([[ECV 00001|seen in this video]]).
* In [[Jackie_E-mails_23|an e-mail exchange with Jackie]], he claims his [[Duck|penis]] is bigger than previously photographed and is no longer bent.
* Chris told [[Vivian Gee]] that he read her book, ''[[A Girl Who Brought Down the World]]'', when, in reality, he gave it to [[Rocky Shoemaker|his pastoral counselor]], and never touched it beyond that.<ref>[[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke]]</ref>
* In the [[Miyamoto emails]], Chris claims he never sexually harassed [[Megan Schroeder]], despite drawing [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]], and Megan repeatedly having told Chris to stop touching her.<ref>[[Megan_Emails,_2005-2006]]</ref><ref>[[Megan_Emails,_Jan-July_2007]]</ref><ref>[[Megan_Emails,_Aug-Dec_2007]]</ref>
* On the [[Tomboys_and_Tomgirls_of_Virginia]] forum, he said that if homosexuals 'kept it behind closed doors', he wouldn't bother them. Aside from his well-known issues with [[Homos]], his comic states that if he had the power, he'd constantly [[Magi-Chan|be on the lookout for homosexual activity]], and punish them to suit.
* In [[You're Always Pretty]], Chris told his mother he was taking pictures of her, when he was really video taping her.
* Chris claims his [[Duck|penis]] is 6 inches long, the average size of a human male penis. But in [[Chris humps his PS3|one video]], a frustrated Chris blurts out his penis is only 4 inches long.
* When Chris informed his [[mother]] that he [[PS3#Destruction|destroyed his PS3]], he told her that the machine was already malfunctioning before he smashed it to bits. In reality the PS3 was still operational when Chris decided to put it out of use.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 11]]</ref>
* When he held the [[Alex's Lemonade Stand|lemonade stand]], he claimed that his father died of cancer, when it fact, he died of complications from heart failure. However, this could just be Chris assuming [[Bob]] died of cancer because he had it (at least at one point), and not taking time to look into his actual cause of death.
* Chris told [[Jackie]] in an email that he has grown tolerant of the [[HEXBox|Xbox 360]] and respects those who own one, but recently in 2013, Chris went back on his word by defacing a display for the Xbox One at his local [[Mal-Wart|Walmart]], thus proving that his bizarre hatred for the HEX-BOX is still strong.
* Despite Chris' obvious morbid [[Obesity|obesity]], he has always lied about his weight, being evasive and giving numbers that are more consistent with [[Chris and reality|his own delusional self image than reality]]. As early as [[February 2010]], Chris admitted that he had at one point weighed more than 220 pounds. On Facebook on 4 January 2014, he claimed that he [[Obesity#Actual weight|weighed only 202 pounds]], despite his obvious sagging, triple chin visible in his profile picture. Users of the CWCki forums generally speculated that, based on the photographic evidence, he was probably underestimating his own weight by at least 60 pounds.

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List of Chris's lies

2014-04-03T01:39:57Z

Shutupman: /* Chris's lies */

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{{quote|I do not lie all the time; I lie some of the time.|[[Chris]], lying during the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]]}}

[[Chris]], not being one to accept personal responsibility, will frequently '''lie''' to save face. This trait was likely inherited from his mother [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]], whose dishonesty [[Cole Smithey E-mails|was described]] by [[Cole Smithey]] as "pathological".

In many cases, he will lie in a meager attempt to be "clever" or "outwit" the [[trolls]]. However, Chris is totally incapable of lying in a way that looks remotely convincing, so his lies have the opposite effect (e.g. [[CWC_Update_26_January_2009|going to Redmond]]). In other cases, he will lie to deny accepting personal responsibility for his actions (e.g. drawing [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|Rule 34]] of [[Megan Schroeder]]).

The reason why Chris is capable of telling bold-faced lies while still claiming to be [[Honest Content|TRUE and HONEST]] probably derives from failing to understand the concept of a "white lie": a lie said out of courtesy to avoid offending people with the uncomfortable truth. Because telling this kind of lie usually is socially acceptable and won't tarnish one's reputation, Chris, in his usual blindness to social rules, probably learned through his [[autistic]] brain that it is okay to lie in order to save face, because it is possible to do so while still remaining [[True and Loyal Fanbase|TRUE and HONEST]].

Complicating this further is the fact that Chris does not attempt to support his claims with any shred of evidence. The end result is a compulsive liar who is about as sly as a two-year-old who has been caught with both hands in the proverbial cookie jar screaming his head off about how he wasn't trying to steal anything whilst bits of cookie fly out of his mouth.

As of recently, Chris has taken to calling his lying "misspeaking". Instead of accepting that someone has busted him on his BS, he prefers to say he "misspoke". Needless to say, no one has fallen for this new ploy.

This list serves to document all of Chris's blatant falsehoods. While Chris is known to speak half-truth, exaggerate, etc., the fact that he is willing to outright tell blatant lies and untruths with no grounds in reality is disturbing and this list serves to document the latter.

==Chris's lies==
* Chris claims that Patti's dog house weighs "[[http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Father_Call| like, five, ten tons]]"
* In a [[Mumble]] chat, he lied and said that [[nudes|nude]] photos of him on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] were photoshopped, despite the fact that he consented to these photos.<ref>[[Mumble 2|Mumble Chat #2]], ~44 minute mark</ref> Chris also lied to someone he believed to be [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] about the ED images being photoshopped.<ref name="ReferenceA">[[Miyamoto Saga#From Chris to Miyamoto]]</ref>
* For two days, Chris claimed to have a new [[sweetheart]] named [[Chloe]] after the [[Blanca]] breakup. The first mention was to his fans, of all people.<ref>[[Chris's Sonichu IRC Chloe Introduction]]</ref> Yet, if he were already seeing Chloe, why was he sad about breaking up with Blanca? Chris claimed to have met Chloe IRL at [[GameStop]], where they struck up a conversation, yet Chris has constantly said he freezes even while practicing talking to women.<ref>[[Vivitheg's AIM chat]]</ref> He even said that they had a date together at Taco Bell and shared his first kiss with her. The most damning evidence is Chris never mentioned Chloe again. Furthermore, as of [[Mailbag 13|Mailbag #13]], he says that he has "no recollection of a Chloe."
* Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 26th, 2009|lied]] about taking a trip to Redmond because he had no financial support and to get a "Peaceful Weekend Getaway from the Trolls of the internet."<ref name="ReferenceA"/>
* Chris [[Piedmont_Virginia_Community_College#Kicked_Out_of_College|claimed]] that he was kicked out of class because he was autistic, when the [[Jackie_Chat_5|real reason]] was him making a homophobic (and racist) comment in front of everyone.
* Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008|claimed]] that [[Blanca]] received the [[medallion]] and sent it back so Chris could modify it, yet the medallion with the "special marks" was destroyed on YouTube. Furthermore, in a private chat with [[Robert Simmons V]]{{cite}}, Chris admits that the medallion was procured and was hastily working on a new one to throw the trolls off guard.
* When a nefarious IRL [[Jerkop]] confronted Chris on his [[Attraction Sign]], Chris quickly hid the sign while the Jerkop left to get the [[Manajerk]]. Then, Chris proceeded to lie and pretend he never brought the sign, resulting in him being banned from the store.
* Chris claimed that he was banned from [[The GAMe PLACe]] forever for going behind the counter. In fact, as revealed by [[Mimms]] on the PVCC forum, the ban for going behind the counter was temporary, and what got him banned forever was the fact that he got into a shouting match with a child and treated the [[Michael Snyder|store's manager]] rudely. Possibly, Chris was mistaken, as he can be [[Slow-in-the-minds|slow in the mind]] sometimes.
* In an e-mail,<ref>[[Chris E-mails 2008]] - "Against me, [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|that page]] has broken the closest thing I've had to a relationship with Megan Schroeder, who I've finally had at her first time of saying with feeling, 'I Love You' to me, then she found that page and she broke up with me."</ref> Chris claimed Megan said she loved him, when in reality she said no such thing.
* He has made occasional claims<ref>See [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 18th, 2009]] and [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 29th, 2009]].</ref> that he really doesn't hate [[homos]], despite several instances of him showing otherwise.<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate March 10th, 2009]], [[CWC Address to Unilever About AXE]], [[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There]], [[It's UGH!]], [[CWC "Boyfriend"]], [[Bless the Fans, Curse the Trolls]]</ref>
* In an [[IRC (20 January 2009)|IRC chat]]<ref>[[IRC (20 January 2009)]] at 21:21</ref> with [[Clyde Cash]] and [[BILLY MAYS]], Chris told Clyde, "People who call others homo are themselves in dire question of their own sexual preferences." When Clyde pointed out that Chris had called Clyde a homo just minutes earlier in the same chat, Chris lied that he didn't. When Chris was shown the exact words he typed, he said it didn't count because he was retaliating against Clyde's remark.
* Impersonated [[CChanSonichuCWC]] and called [[Kacey]], telling her about his sexual fantasies (which involves [[recycling]]).<ref>[[Kacey Phone Call]]</ref>
* Chris's challenges to CChanSonichuCWC began with a [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 29th, 2009|video]] in Spanish, stating that if Liquid Chris could not respond in Spanish, that would prove he is the impostor. When that backfired horribly, Chris then issued the [[SingStar Challenge|''SingStar'' Challenge]] to determine who is the real Chris. When Chris lost the ''SingStar'' Challenge, he declared that the contest meant nothing.
* Chris made a fake page<ref>http://web.archive.org/web/20071108233910/http://members.aol.com/CWCSonichu/EPPromotions283.html</ref> mimicking [[PS3|PlayStation]].com that showed him as the winner of the [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|''PaRappa'' contest]].
* Trying to sound like a tough guy, Chris claimed in a [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 15th, 2009|15 October 2009]] Captain's Log entry that he "did not give a dang" about the reappearance of [[Liquid Chris]], which is obviously not true since Solid devoted the entire first half of the Captain's Log to discrediting Liquid. Solid also stated that it would be the last time he mentioned Liquid, so of course he mentioned him again in [[Brutal Legend Plus|a video six days later]]. In that video, Solid even used one of [[SingStar_Challenge_Round_1#CChanSonichuCWC.27s_Entry|Liquid's ''SingStar'' Challenge songs]] to mock the [[trolls]] (the song's original purpose being to mock Solid), proving that Liquid does indeed still agitate him.
* In [[Mailbag 14|Mailbag #14]], Chris offered a revisionist account of his ejection from [[Grace Baptist Church]], claiming that he was banned from the congregation because his pastor "found images of women in bikinis on my Facebook; he was offended." In fact, as Chris himself revealed in an e-mail to [[Lordsillynipples]] in 2008, he was kicked out after his pastor discovered the catalog of Chris's sexually deviant behavior on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], as well as the deranged YouTube rant from his [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|25th birthday]].
* In [[Mailbag 25|Mailbag #25]], Chris revealed that he told [[Bob Chandler|his father]] that he had taken the videos of the [[14 Branchland Ct.|Chandler house]] off the Internet. The videos are still available on YouTube.
* Chris began receiving e-mails in [[January 2010]] pointing out to him that his drawings of the Raichu from which Rosechu spawned in [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]] had a pointed tail instead of a blunted one, meaning the Raichu was male. What makes this incident unique is that Chris could have easily resolved the entire conflict. Since Chris is a longtime fan of the series, he could have easily thought "Wait a sec, when did male and female Pokemon start using different sprites again?", done a few quick searches online, and found that all Raichu were drawn with pointed tails prior to 2006. Eventually, after Chris uploaded an edited page and claimed that the tail had been blunt all along, he had this realization...after someone else showed him Bulbapedia.
* In early [[February 2010]], Chris added a note to the [[CWCipedia]] page for [[Simonla Rosechu]] which claimed that she is a completely original character, and not a sloppy knockoff of [[Evan]] George's [[Simonla_Rosechu|Simonchu]]. This was, of course, an obvious lie, contradicted by Chris's own e-mails and other statements about Simonla's creation. Later, in a [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 4|phone conversation]] with Alec Benson Leary, Chris acted surprised that anyone would be unwilling to accept this "retraction" of the truth, suggesting that he doesn't even comprehend why people might not believe his lies.
* On Chris's [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 5|fifth phone call with Alec]], Chris very quickly found his own logic being used against him. To extricate himself from having to admit he was wrong, Chris instead set the phone down and very unconvincingly pretended to be his own [[Barbara Chandler|mother]], carrying on a small "conversation" with Chris asking him to clean up some [[Chandler cats|cat shit]]. Chris then came back to the phone to tell Alec his mom needed him to take care of the cat and that he had to hang up.
* During the [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8|eighth conversation with Alec]], Chris claims Nintendo sent him a letter saying Chris had free reign to use Pikachu in his comic, but when Alec asked Chris to upload the letter, Chris said he "misplaced" it. Also, during the call, Chris confidently stated that he "regularly" plays every single one of the games he owns — this being a valid reason he could not sell them for money. Chris owns [[List of Chris's games|roughly 600]] different video games, so unless Chris has figured out [[Time Void|a way to stop time]], it would be impossible for him to play all of those games regularly.
* Chris went to great lengths to tell the fans that he would never show gore and violence in his comics. However, he breaks this statement by killing Evan in a very gory fashion in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]. He later insists in [[Jackie_Chat_1|his first chat with Jackie]] that it was justified because Alec "gored it up first." Episode #17, which was written long before ''Asperchu'' even began, ended with Rosechu stripping naked, ''clawing a man's head open'', ''electrocuting him'', and ''leaving him in a puddle of his own blood''.
* When the trolls started to demand more comics, Chris stated that he was never sure whether he wanted to make money with ''Sonichu''; if that were true, he would never have tried to make a [[Sonichu Adventure|video game]] about ''[[Sonichu]]'', nor try to sell it to businesspeople.
* Chris has repeatedly referred to [[The Wallflower]] as his "girlfriend", despite making a video [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|pleading for her to be with him]], and, in fact, complaining about her essentially putting him in the [[friend zone]].
* Chris promised to [[03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV|"remove [him]self from the Internet"]], only to [[Cleveland Show Voice Rant|return in less than 48 hours]].
* [[Michael_Snyder_is_ColdHearted_and_Mean|While trying to get himself back into The GAMe PLACe]], Chris told Michael Snyder that he's become a better person. This is after all the things he's done since [[2008#April|April 2008]]. He ends this meeting by calling Michael a Jew, despite stating he had nothing against Jews not five minutes earlier.
* Chris's [[Damien Antaria (CWCipedia page)|CWCipedia article about The Wallflower]] contains some of the biggest flights of fancy, blatant lies, exaggerations, half-truths, and flat-out delusions seen yet from Chris outside of the [[Father Call]]. Specifically, he claimed that he and The Wallflower had shared a kiss; since this would have been Chris's "real" first kiss (aside from "[[Chloe]]", a lie), it was considered important by obsessive CWCki editors to see if he remembers it later (the Wallflower CWCipedia page article was written on April the 19th). Naturally...[[Jackie e-mails Part 2|leaked e-mails from Jackie]] show that by the 10th of April, ''nine days before making this highly suspicious claim'', Chris had either a.) [[Jackie_e-mails_Part_2#Jackie.27s_Questionaire_1|momentarily forgotten that he had been kissed]] — a monumental occasion in his life; b,) lied on his CWCipedia about being kissed; or c.) lied to Jackie about being kissed. In the end, a lie is still a lie, although it's ''possible'' he's basing his story on a gross exaggeration of the truth (the two sharing a drinking straw is the current troll favorite for this).
* In [[Mailbag 49|Mailbag #49]], when asked about his opinion on a possible repeal of the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy that would allow open homosexuals to serve in the U.S. military, Chris said that he thought the policy should only be repealed so that "the [[homos]] can go die in explosions." When called out on this in [[Mailbag 51|several]] [[Mailbag 53|later]] [[Mailbag 54|Mailbags]], Chris forgoes apology to either deny the claim ever took place, or claimed that he had retracted it. Later, he would alter an e-mail in [[Mailbag 51|Mailbag #51]] which contained the quoted remark to make it appear as though Chris was being pro-gay in the original e-mail. Up until the death of the CWCipedia in May 2010, the original, homophobic reply in [[Mailbag 49|Mailbag #49]] remained unchanged and unretracted.
* In the [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails|e-mails]] with Clyde Cash and [[Surfshack Tito]] about Chris's PS3, Chris swore that he would not reveal the name of his [[Jackie|new girlfriend]]. He broke this promise in [[To Jackie, with Love.MOV|a video]] not two weeks later.
* Also in the [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails]], Chris said he would not buy another PS3. Not only did he do that and begin earning trophies about two weeks later, he also bought a PS Move controller ([[ECV 00001|seen in this video]]).
* In [[Jackie_E-mails_23|an e-mail exchange with Jackie]], he claims his [[Duck|penis]] is bigger than previously photographed and is no longer bent.
* Chris told [[Vivian Gee]] that he read her book, ''[[A Girl Who Brought Down the World]]'', when, in reality, he gave it to [[Rocky Shoemaker|his pastoral counselor]], and never touched it beyond that.<ref>[[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke]]</ref>
* In the [[Miyamoto emails]], Chris claims he never sexually harassed [[Megan Schroeder]], despite drawing [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]], and Megan repeatedly having told Chris to stop touching her.<ref>[[Megan_Emails,_2005-2006]]</ref><ref>[[Megan_Emails,_Jan-July_2007]]</ref><ref>[[Megan_Emails,_Aug-Dec_2007]]</ref>
* On the [[Tomboys_and_Tomgirls_of_Virginia]] forum, he said that if homosexuals 'kept it behind closed doors', he wouldn't bother them. Aside from his well-known issues with [[Homos]], his comic states that if he had the power, he'd constantly [[Magi-Chan|be on the lookout for homosexual activity]], and punish them to suit.
* In [[You're Always Pretty]], Chris told his mother he was taking pictures of her, when he was really video taping her.
* Chris claims his [[Duck|penis]] is 6 inches long, the average size of a human male penis. But in [[Chris humps his PS3|one video]], a frustrated Chris blurts out his penis is only 4 inches long.
* When Chris informed his [[mother]] that he [[PS3#Destruction|destroyed his PS3]], he told her that the machine was already malfunctioning before he smashed it to bits. In reality the PS3 was still operational when Chris decided to put it out of use.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 11]]</ref>
* When he held the [[Alex's Lemonade Stand|lemonade stand]], he claimed that his father died of cancer, when it fact, he died of complications from heart failure. However, this could just be Chris assuming [[Bob]] died of cancer because he had it (at least at one point), and not taking time to look into his actual cause of death.
* Chris told [[Jackie]] in an email that he has grown tolerant of the [[HEXBox|Xbox 360]] and respects those who own one, but recently in 2013, Chris went back on his word by defacing a display for the Xbox One at his local [[Mal-Wart|Walmart]], thus proving that his bizarre hatred for the HEX-BOX is still strong.
* Despite Chris' obvious morbid [[Obesity|obesity]], he has always lied about his weight, being evasive and giving numbers that are more consistent with [[Chris and reality|his own delusional self image than reality]]. As early as [[February 2010]], Chris admitted that he had at one point weighed more than 220 pounds. On Facebook on 4 January 2014, he claimed that he [[Obesity#Actual weight|weighed only 202 pounds]], despite his obvious sagging, triple chin visible in his profile picture. Users of the CWCki forums generally speculated that, based on the photographic evidence, he was probably underestimating his own weight by at least 60 pounds.

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Talk:January 2014 Facebook Posts

2014-03-17T18:50:47Z

Shutupman: /* Yahtzee Dream */ sp

== Yahtzee Dream ==
Regarding the Yahtzee dream, Chris realizes he's just described Boggle, right? Surely there's no way he's unaware of Boggle, given Peggy Hill was obsessed with it for an episode or two. Should this be included in the article, that yet again, he's stealing pre-existing products and trying to make them his own?

--[[User:Shutupman|Shutupman]] ([[User talk:Shutupman|talk]]) 18:50, 17 March 2014 (UTC)

Talk:January 2014 Facebook Posts

2014-03-17T18:50:14Z

Shutupman: Created page with "== Yahtzee Dream == Regarding the Yahtzee dream, Chris realizes he's just described Boggle, right? Surely there's no way he's unaware of Boggle, give Peggy Hill was obsessed w..."

== Yahtzee Dream ==
Regarding the Yahtzee dream, Chris realizes he's just described Boggle, right? Surely there's no way he's unaware of Boggle, give Peggy Hill was obsessed with it for an episode or two. Should this be included in the article, that yet again, he's stealing pre-existing products and trying to make them his own?

--[[User:Shutupman|Shutupman]] ([[User talk:Shutupman|talk]]) 18:50, 17 March 2014 (UTC)

Nintendo

2014-01-05T04:41:43Z

Shutupman: /* Soures */ corrected spelling

[[File:ChrisGameShop.jpg|thumb|Chris at the Nintendo shoppa]]

'''Nintendo Co., Ltd.''' (Japanese: 任天堂株式会社 ''Nintendō Kabushiki gaisha'') is a multinational company from [[Wikipedia:Kyoto|Kyoto]], Japan, which was founded in 1889 and started off with producing [[Card games|playing cards]]. During the latter half of the 20th century it started getting more and more involved in the [[video games|video game]] industry. In [[Pre-1980#1970s|1977]], five years before the birth of [[Christian Weston Chandler]], Nintendo brought out its first gaming console.<ref>[http://www.nindb.net/system/color-tv-game.html Color TV Game | NinDB]</ref> It is now one of three chiefs competitors on this market, along with [[Microsoft]] and [[Sony]].

==Nintendo and Chris==
[[File:Customwiimote.jpg|thumb|Chris chillin' with his Wii]]

Chris currently owns several Nintendo consoles, as well as [[List of Chris's games|a shitload of games for them]]. For a time being (before the [[PS3]] came along), ''[[Animal Crossing]]'' was the biggest game in his life and he made the hour-long [[Animal Crossing Documentary|''Animal Crossing'' Documentary]] in which he would tell Nintendo about his many personal problems and how much he hated the [[Sony]] [[PlayStation]]; it still remains his longest video to date.

Along with [[Sonic the Hedgehog]], ''[[Pokémon]]'' was his "[[plagiarism|inspiration]]" for creating [[Sonichu]] and the other [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]]; this was actually positively covered by ''[[Nintendo Power Magazine]]''.

During the early epic [[Miyamoto Saga]] in [[2008]]-[[2009]], Chris was [[troll]]ed by [[Clyde Cash]] impersonating various Nintendo officials, including [[Shigeru Miyamoto]], [[Takashi Tezuka]], [[Reggie Fils-Aimé]] and the Nintendo lawyer [[Jay Z]].

In [[2010]], Nintendo's [[Flipnote Hatena]] service became a major part in Chris's ongoing [[Love Quest]]. In 2011, Chris felt betrayed by his favorite company for [[3DS Flipnote| not porting the Flipnote software quick enough]].

[[File:MiiversePost2.png|thumb|Has Chris bought a Wii U?]]

In [[Exposed - Jeremy Slonwhite of Vancouver, BC Canada|several]] [[Calling Out "Julaaaay" - David|videos]] released in 2011, a Giant Mii AR Card [http://club.nintendo.com/rewards-details/a/21002.do] is visible on Chris's wall. This particular item is only available to Club Nintendo members, for the price of 300 coins.

On [[December 2013]], a user on [[4chan|/v/]] (a video game image board on 4chan) discovered Chris's possible Miiverse account and posted pictures of some of his posts. If this account is genuine, then Chris has spent [[tugboat|your money]] on a Wii U.

==In the comic==
[[File:NDS.PNG|thumb|300px|Seems an awfully convenient plot device - it's almost as if Chris isn't a very talented writer.]]
In [[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]], Chris uses a DS to connect to Wi-Fi, to search [[CWCville]] for villains.

==See also==
[[File:003-NPSon.jpg|thumb|[[SEGA]] Nintendo!]]

*[[NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!|Appeal to Nintendo in Redmond]]
*[[Club Nintendo]]
*[[Gregg Mays E-mails|Gregg Mays e-mails]]
*[[Homemade Nintendo Power magazine|Homemade ''Nintendo Power'' magazine]]
*[[Chris E-mails 2004-2006|Nintendo e-mails]]
*[[An Official Sonichu Update|Nintendo of America]]
*[[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|Wii Incident]]
*[[Wii Remote of Fail]]

==Sources==
<references/>

==External links==
*[[wikipedia:Nintendo|Nintendo]] at [[Wikipedia]]

[[Category:Video Games]]

CWCki talk:Community Portal

2013-03-09T05:09:19Z

Shutupman: removing new topic i added that is already being fixed

are there any other pages that need adding? --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 22:30, 12 July 2010 (UTC)
*Maybe either a general user decision area or a general talk area? --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 04:56, 15 July 2010 (UTC)
* I agree with Eniggy, there should be a general discussion area for users to discuss general topics on Chrissy boy and his latest exploits. Please Coggy, make this a reality! --[[User:Chris_Pickles|Chris_Pickles]] 23:47, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

this thing was a failure, i suggest merging everything back EXCEPT for speculation. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 12:03, 3 October 2010 (PDT)
:Also I demand a new admin besides champ because he's not here a lot now. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 22:03, 3 October 2010 (PDT)
::Just someone who's on here a lot or someone with web editing experience? You could see if someone like Anonymax would do it, he does tons of editing on here everyday. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 22:33, 3 October 2010 (PDT)
:::i don't think web editing is going to help in this position. i'd nominate anonymax too [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 22:34, 3 October 2010 (PDT)
:::: I vote merge too. And if you guys need help I'll provide some assistance.--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 20:54, 4 October 2010 (PDT)
:::::I also vote for merge. Speculation overflowed while the other sections barely had anything on them.--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 21:12, 9 October 2010 (PDT)
:::::: I agree merge,also Clyde should be admin.--[[User:EpicBeta|EpicBeta]] 21:49, 12 October 2010 (PDT)

== Serious discussion overhauling this portal ==
Policy/Suggestions/General and that's it. (Policy would have both editing policy and community policy) -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 08:53, 2 November 2010 (PDT)

== Sightings ==

*question, where should sightings be put under? [[User:CFA|CFA]] 20:55, 19 December 2010 (PST)CFA

== Need new URL to Offshore CWCki ==

The link is dead. Can someone fix that?
[[User:Masterspark|Masterspark]] 17:49, 14 January 2011 (PST)

The Offshore CWCki has been dead, was there a reason? [[User:Barachulove|Barachulove]] 21:41, 11 February 2011 (PST)
*[[User:Clydec|Yes.]] [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 07:24, 12 February 2011 (PST)

== Speculation page ==

To prevent what happened [[Talk:Tomgirl_Pictures|here]], can we have the speculation page back? Offshore cwcki failed, and I know a lot of higher-ups dislike speculation, but at least if we had that page back it would be contained to one area. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 05:06, 2 May 2011 (PDT)

== New forum location ==

forum link should be
http://cwcki.forumer.com/

tru dat. [[User:Eamoo|Eamoo]] 03:10, 5 January 2012 (PST)

== TIME TO CHANGE THE FORUM LINK ==

TIME TO CHANGE THE FORUM LINK. —Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Slimz|Slimz]] ([[User talk:Slimz|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Slimz|contribs]]) 
:Time for you to stop typing in caps and to [[Template:Sign|sign your shit]]. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 07:54, 9 January 2012 (PST)

== Quality portal? ==

Crazy idea I'm just throwing out here, how about a portal to discuss article quality issues? People bitch about the quality of articles, why not give them a place to bring their concerns so we can address them? Like I said, just a crazy idea I have and I'd like some feedback first.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:15, 10 January 2012 (PST)
: well we have the forums and the discussion pages for each article, we could create a wiki for discussion .. yo dawg i heard you like to wiki so i made a wiki about your wiki so you can discuss what you discuss. —Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Slimz|Slimz]] ([[User talk:Slimz|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Slimz|contribs]]) 
: Crazy idea - why doesn't Slimz stop removing signature messages from his talk page and ACTUALLY START TO FUCKING USE THEM. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 12:43, 10 January 2012 (PST)
:Seconding. Both Champ's idea and Anonymax's. Not you though Slimes. You just need a doctor. Seriously though, this wiki does need a serious quality overhaul, and this would be a valuable tool in achieving those ends. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 13:03, 10 January 2012 (PST)

== Forum link ==

Is the forum dead? --[[User:Shutupman|Shutupman]] 04:11, 8 November 2012 (PST)
:It certainly looks that way. It appears to have been taken down either by an admin or due to a terms of service violation. The latter is certainly possible; maybe someone reported the forum to Forumer? This is merely speculation on my part; what actually happened remains to be seen. [[User:CWCThinker|CWCThinker]] 07:54, 8 November 2012 (PST)

<s>
::Champ wrote on another page that the forum was TOSed. No word that I'm aware of of what's going to happen next. [[User:Holdek|Holdek]] 13:00, 8 November 2012 (PST)</s>

:::I wonder if Chris reported it? I think new forum should be made, however the new forum provider's TOS should be evaluated to make sure that a Cwcki forum isn't breaking any of thate provider's rules. That way this won't happen again. [[User:Taurine|Taurine]] 13:43, 8 November 2012 (PST)

::::Nevermind...I looked at his comment again and he didn't say that. Must have got it mixed up with something else. I have no idea why the forum is down. My apologies. [[User:Holdek|Holdek]] 14:08, 8 November 2012 (PST)
::If it was TOS'd, it was probably someone who was recently banned. If you look at their TOS, the forum wasn't actually in breach of them, so it will have been a misunderstanding. It'll likely be possible that we can recover the forum. If not, I don't think it's a big loss. Forumer really isn't handling this very professionally, so something like this was inevitable. It might just be smarter to change to another provider, even if the forum CAN be recovered. —Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) 16:41, 8 November 2012 (PST)

:::::I agree. At this point I wouldn't risk going with forumer again. At least the most important information that came from the forums was put onto the CWCki. So like you said, no big loss. [[User:Taurine|Taurine]] 16:55, 8 November 2012 (PST)

::::::On /cwc/, someone said someone else was butthurt about being banned and reported it to Forumer, if that helps. [[User:Grandma Nazi|Grandma Nazi]] 17:53, 8 November 2012 (PST)

:::::::Zero surprise there. Those guys and their imaginary war. [[User:Taurine|Taurine]] 18:14, 8 November 2012 (PST)

== Editing Closed ==
I think your decision to close editing to all but a few articles was a good choice for the moment. I too have noticed the large volume of account creation and it does look like something malicious may be on the horizon. I don't agree with keeping these articles locked down forever though (or unlocked on request), it just creates bureaucracy that limits myself and others from editing/correcting as we research. It hampers my flow, yo. Until the motive behind the account creations is discovered though, limiting the area of attack is still a wise choice. --[[User:Skullhat|Skullhat]] 06:30, 29 January 2013 (PST)

Holy SHIT there is a swath of new accounts again. What the hell is going on? [[User:BeefCurtains|BeefCurtains]] 10:15, 23 February 2013 (PST)

Ah. That explains why I've not been able to edit anything as of late. What's going on with all these new accounts, I wonder? --[[User:Clockwork Hydra|Clockwork Hydra]] 16:31, 27 February 2013 (PST)

:Someone's probably planning a big vandalism attack. Would it be possible to enable editing for, say, accounts with over 10 edits already or something? [[User:Eamoo|Eamoo]] 09:59, 1 March 2013 (PST)

CWCki talk:Community Portal

2013-03-09T05:08:43Z

Shutupman: /* Forums, AGAIN! */

CWCki talk:Community Portal

2013-03-09T05:07:12Z

Shutupman: /* Forums, AGAIN! */ new section

User talk:Cogsdev

2013-03-07T02:35:49Z

Shutupman: /* Chris is active again */

{{protip|COGSDEV SAYS: account creation [for [[PVCC (message board)|PVCC]]] totally disabled for now because i'm getting tired of people registering over and over thinking it'll get them approved faster 

if your account was deactivated and you want it back, don't ask me on my cwcki talk page, ask someone in the [[IRC:Contents|irc channel]] 

<center>and sign your god damn edits</center>}}

'''Be sure to read the archives before posting.'''

[[User:Cogsdev/Archive 1]]

==A few things==
I've been helping [[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] with image optimization, and in the process, I've come across a few things.
# Wondering if I could have file deletion privileges, so Fs doesn't have to keep checking my userpage and deleting everything for me?
#Is there an "images marked for deletion" tag or something, so we can discuss and get rid of files that don't serve any purpose here? [[:Image:LoriLopez.jpg|Example]] (Uploaders may dispute/defend the merit of the image if they wish.)
#I'm thinking maybe we should have a limit to the number of 'vanity' images you can upload for (specifically) your userpage.
#Similarly, it seems a lot of people upload their fanart just to share it, but they only put it in [[:Category:Fan art]] and don't link it anywhere else. I'm pretty sure CWCki isn't intended to be a dump-all for CWC-related art. That's what [[ED]] (lol) and [[DeviantArt]] are for. And the torrent.
#Lastly, is it really necessary to keep the userpages of vandals like [[User:Sean Connery]] and [[User:CWCki is Communism]]? Couldn't we just delete them and then block them from re-creation?
--[[User:Whoreos n' Milf|Whoreos n' Milf]] 20:14, 6 October 2009 (CEST)
:*Not to be rude, but allow me to answer some of these:
:#I'll think about it. There's already a lot of admins/jerkops and most of them really don't need to do anything, even in a case of vandalism.
:#Just use the regular deletion tag, that works fine.
:#I think most people are good about vanity images. If there's someone who abuses this, an admin or jerkop can say something.
:#The whole idea of the Fan index is to provide a place for people to display their Sonichu/Chris related fan art where people will notice it (as opposed to being drowned in a sea of Sonic recolors on DeviantArt) since PVCC has closed account registration and that's where most people would go to post their fan art. Ideally, we should find ways to incorporate fan art into articles.
:#Eh, it's a good way to shame them. If it gets to be a problem, we'll delete them then.
:Okay, that's all I can think of for now since I need to get some sleep. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:56, 11 October 2009 (CEST)
::*On the note of number 5, I think posting a message saying "BANNED" like we have is sufficient. It's not necessary to make a tribute like [[ED]] or a [http://wiki.patrioticnigras.org/wiki/User:Lolatthefactyouthinkyoucanstopme total Arc De Fail like we do on the Patriotic Nigra Wiki.]--[[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]] [[User:Anon1Guardian|DrSerbia]][[image:datass.jpg|40px]] 05:06, 26 February 2010 (UTC)

==Resource Leak==
I could be wrong, but it seems that thumbnails aren't auto-generated. Rather, they are stored server-side for use in a page. The problem is, the thumbnails are horrible space wasters.
[[:Image:Soldier of Love and Honesty.png|This image]] is 11.4kb, however, the [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/images/thumb/b/b9/Soldier_of_Love_and_Honesty.png/200px-Soldier_of_Love_and_Honesty.png 200px thumbnail] is 77.6 kb! This seems to be caused by the severe artifacting of the white background in the thumbnail. I don't know if there's anything you can do about this, but I thought I'd let you know. The original image could actually be trimmed to a 200px width without losing any of the art itself. --[[User:Whoreos n' Milf|Whoreos n' Milf]] 23:00, 17 October 2009 (CEST)
*yeah, it's an issue with the image library we're using. i don't think there's really anything i can do about that, but i wouldn't worry too much, we should have more than enough space to accommodate thumbnails. i really do wish we could use imagemagick, though, so we wouldn't have this problem... --[[User:Cogsdev|cogsdev/vedsgoc]] 23:13, 17 October 2009 (CEST)

==Destin==
I made a mistake and misread Destin's edits. I have already apologized to him. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 11:13, 24 October 2009 (CEST)

== My Ban ==

First things first, I suppose. I'll say that I do feel kind of bad about how I reacted to your claims yesterday, Ms. Dev. My reaction was unncessarily aggressive, and I certainly could have defended myself in a much more appropriate way. So, I'm sorry. I apologize for my unruly response and my claim that you and your co-mods had failed.

However, I'm not quite finished with what I have to say. I find it kind of asinine that you banned me, and ''then'' you came to my discussion page to apologize to me. While I would like to accept your apology, doing that makes it awful difficult for me to take your apology seriously. I accept FS's, and I would accept Champ's, too, if he gave one (though he doesn't really have much to apologize for), but that's because they didn't go ahead and ban me before apologizing.

That said, I think your reaction to ''my reaction'' is fairly ridiculous, too. You make little sense, and I think you merely banned me because you didn't like being told off. You claim that this Wiki is to document Chris, not mock him? Straight from the article entitled "A Quick Guide to CWCki":

"So, you wish to edit the wiki on the Internet's most beloved and most hated autistic manchild?"

This isn't mocking? After reading that, I clicked the "random page" button twice, and I ended up on the page called "CWCipedia", and found the sentence "CWCipedia also serves as the ultimate test of the use of MediaWiki software and software usability, in which it strives to create a platform that even a autistic manchild/lazy fuck can easily use." After reading something like that, I think it's an exceptional load of crap that you're trying to act like this site is designed to document him. It's designed to have laughs at his expense, and you know damn well that it is.

And why should you care if ''I'' bash him, anyway? After, I'm merely adding to the humor of the site and doing what I'm encouraged to do in the "Quick Guide" section named "POV is the norm" where it says:

"CWCki's guide is to document the Internet phenomena of Chris-chan for troll purposes. Given that the manchild has clearly shown to be racist, homophobic, and just plain perverted, not to mention he proclaims himself to be some sort of celebrity, it's only fair he gets the negative criticism that comes with being a celebrity.

So go ahead, bash him."

As I've pointed out, you don't stop anyone else. In fact, you encourage them. Well, in all fairness, I won't repeat the mistake that you made with me, and, as a result, I won't claim that you wrote that, considering that the history of the page seems to suggest otherwise. But... you don't seem to mind your co-moderators writing it in as a policy for ''your Wiki''.

Anyway, I made a Chris-bashing edit to a page (which no on else deemed irrelevant enough to have it removed), and, after a load of drama, I'm in the wrong for making that edit? That's horse shit. On top of claiming that you're not here to mock him (which I've already refuted, as far as I'm concerned), you say that I should make more relevant edits. That's also horse shit. I have no obligation to you to make edits how ''you'' see fit. You put people under no obligation to edit the things you want editted whom simply read the Wiki and lurk. But, when people come along, and stop lurking for a bit to add to the humor of the site, they automatically become your minions? That's bullshit. I have no more or less obligation to you than the average lurker; you don't pay me, you don't give me ''exceptional'' priveleges, and I don't want you to do either. I just want to have some fun here and enjoy the site, and my enjoyment doesn't seem to have detracted from the goal of the Wiki in any way. CWCki really isn't serious business, and I'm sure you don't need me to explain that to you. So... I fail to accept the idea that my edit was not acceptable by your Wiki's standards. As I said earlier, I think you're just making stuff up to justify banning me for telling you off.

All-in-all, my point is this: on top of the fact that your reasons for banning me seem to be either petty, hyprocritical, or both, you're also not going to stop me from making edits to your Wiki by banning me. I'm not even writing these from my normal residence. Plus, there are plenty of proxies, and there are many of other places I can go to get new IPs and make edits, if I so desire. So... we can come to terms on this, and move on, or we can keep playing the pointless ban game, and, well, I'm done rambling here for now. It's your turn to play.

D-Dizzle, fa reeeeel
--[[User:RevengeOfTheDestinMan|RevengeOfTheDestinMan]] 21:01, 24 October 2009 (CEST)
*well, three things to note, then:
# [[CWCki:CWCki_is#CWCki_is_not_ED]]. we aren't here to mock, we're here to let chris speak for himself.
# as you said, it's my wiki. so, i determine what is acceptable and what is not. i didn't have a problem with you, until you decided to disregard my advice, and told me that you'd continue making what are ultimately pointless edits. i don't like making things into serious business, but when you start being deliberately annoying, then we have a problem.
# i won't look around for any new accounts you make on proxies, but i will be banning this one for ban evasion. you were banned for being a faggot. sure, we made a mistake, so you tell us so. you don't "tell [us] off" if you "just want to have some fun here". if you want your first account unbanned, do something to impress champthom and then ask him nicely
so long as you aren't being a vandal or a faggot, we won't have any further problems. now stop acting like you have any rights around here, it's my site and i'll do whatever the fuck i want to do --[[User:Cogsdev|cogsdev/vedsgoc]] 21:52, 24 October 2009 (CEST)
*
# You and I both know that this one isn't true. That's why this Wiki exists while CWCipedia exists. In fact, I remember reading about that somewhere on this site, probably on the CWCipedia page, but I don't care enough to wave it in your face, because we all know that this was made so Chris ''wouldn't'' get to always have his say. ...Quit trying to pass this off as some noble effort.
# I disregarded your advice because it was unwarranted. You have no ''logical'' grounds (though powertrip grounds may apply) to expect some random person to edit things pages that you want them to. Also, as I said, you defy logic by only seeming to care when ''I'' make minor edits, and never when anyone else does. Anyway, why the hell would I want to make major contributions when I get bitched at for making meager efforts? And... as for me being deliberately annoying... honestly? I was refuting the accusations of you and two other moderators. Is it really so annoying to point out that you guys made a mistake? Or was it my irritated tone that was so annoying (and that only occurred once)? Now, I can be a real son of a bitch asshole fucktard vandal if I want to be. I won't. I'm not that way, so I'll spare you and your mods the tedium of chasing through articles to fix edits, but you find me (though angrily) telling you that you were wrong in accusing me to be annoying? Yeah, I guess maybe it ''is'' annoying to realize that you made a mistake, and that this person isn't being totally pleasant with you about it, but there are ways to deal with annoyances (especially fairly minor ones) that are far more logical than banning the person responsible. Yes, I know you have the grand power to kick people off of your Wiki, but, again, I ask that you consider this in ''logical'' terms, where banning people for minor annoyances makes for a tense community. Now, since we've already discussed your amount of power, I suppose you can have a tense community if you really want one, but I doubt you really do want that, and you're only making things worse by the way you keep acting about this. I was hoping you wouldn't react like this to my post here, but... you do make things ever so complicated for both of us....
# 'sure, we made a mistake, so you tell us so. you don't "tell [us] off" if you "just want to have some fun here".' As I thought I made clear, I'm sorry about "telling you off". There's no need to bring that up any more. I'm sorry about it. Chiding me more for it doesn't make me any more sorry. I admit that that was my mistake. However, I think you're confused if you think I was doing it to have some fun. When I was talking about having fun here, I was talking about my edit to the video. I don't bitch at people for fun. Well... maybe... but not in this case. And, yes, you're right. I have no rights here. However, I merely suggest that maybe you treat people as though they do have some rights. It's just a suggestion. It makes your place more enjoyable for everyone, though maybe you don't care about that so much. Once I get back to my normal residence, though, I can easily circumvent your system without you ever realizing. And, in spite of all your hateful rage and rights-denying, I can actually become a valid member of your Wiki (if I actually wanted that). Hell, I could become your best friend if I really wanted to. Imagine that! Me and you, total pals! What a tight-knit posse we could make! Oh, the adventures we'd have! Games of kickball at the park. Tossing a frisbee in a field! Raiding caves for secret treasure! Why, we'd be like Bonnie and Clyde (Cash). Really, imagine that! That's how close we could get, without you ever realizing (though... don't take this the wrong way; I worry that I'm starting to sound like Chris). You get my point... well... assuming you understand that these sentences are drenched with sarcasm. So, yes, do as you please, but your efforts to ban me are pointless, and I really think it's very much in your benefit to act a bit more rationally here, because I really don't think that continuing to ban me and chide me is going to make you look better. I mean... banning me for ban evasion of a ban that I didn't deserve in the first place doesn't really make sense. Please, just think about it a bit. G'day, ma'am. --[[User:MoreDestination|MoreDestination]] 22:29, 24 October 2009 (CEST)
*Sweet Jesus, why didn't you just let it go. Now you are starting some talkpage war over a privately owned wiki about a retarded manchild cause you disagree about how a misunderstanding was handled. Do you want to edit or not? You either edit here and have fun with us or fuck off. Most people find the process pretty simple: Document Chris while being factual yet snarky. Is that so hard? --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 22:40, 24 October 2009 (CEST)
*There's subtle mocking which is what we do, versus outright "DO IT FOR THE LULZ" sort of mocking ED does. CWCki is relied upon moreso than ED because we don't so much go out of our way to be funny, we focus more on documenting and in documenting Chris, we mock him by pointing out his personal flaws and how fucked up he is. It's a different sort of humor.
:Really, people (and I'm addressing this not just to Destin but everyone reading this), if you ever feel angry about something on CWCki, shut off your computer and take a walk or at least play a game or something like that. Then remind yourself you're getting angry over a wiki about an autistic manchild.
:If this is over the "Jew" thing in [[I Love You Kacey]], I'll tell you what I object about it - it is making a misleading transcript to make a nod at someone. If Chris actually said "Jew," that's alright and yes, Chris does have a tendency to slur "you" so it sounds like "jew" because he's attempting to say "you' in a cutsy way. But that's kinda overdoing it. Maybe if Chris actually says Jew, then it'd be an appropriate nod - it's like how there's an Anonymous quote which the link of Anonymous links to our [[User:Anonymous|beloved #1 user]] (seriously, he's the only dude who registered before me but after cogs).
:Words of wisdom - don't mess with cogs, anyone who knows her well like I do would advise similarly. Ultimately, it's her website and she has the final say. I don't always agree with cogs but I do respect her decisions as founder and I generally avoid trying to undo what she does because that would set a bad precedent. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 00:15, 25 October 2009 (CEST)
:*Okay, I forgot about Fuckingstupid saying he made a mistake. I've made a similar mistake too before about accusing someone for a bad edit. It happens, we're only human. But really, don't freak out - just say "I believe you're mistaken" and show them. Bitching only makes things worse and makes people less sympathetic to your case, even if you are right. In any case, I wanted to air about the Jew thing.
::Likewise, this is in general, let's try and not bite people's head off in letting them know about bad edits. [[Wikipedia:Don't_bite_the_newcomer|This]] is a decent guide at Wikipedia's approach at this sort of thing and I think it's alright. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 00:22, 25 October 2009 (CEST)
:::*Exactly, I made a mistake and now we are all paying for it. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 01:34, 25 October 2009 (CEST)

*destin, you don't quite seem to understand a simple rule of the internet. i own this website. therefore, any ban i hand out is justified, no matter what you might think. rather than bitching on and on about how it's an unjust ban and evading and so forth, you should instead be accepting the ban as valid and working to correct your behaviour, if you wish to contribute. i've told you already: if you give us something useful, we'll unban you. simple, right? we've discussed this more than enough. any further comments from you will be considered vandalism and reverted. --[[User:Cogsdev|cogsdev/vedsgoc]] 02:05, 25 October 2009 (CET)

:*You should have a ban evasion sub-page so the rest of us don't have to scroll through this tl;dr nonsense lol --15:35, 3 November 2009 (CET)

== Request ==
A friend of mine was interesting in joing the PVCC.
So, can he join?--[[User:Gourmetpickle|Gourmetpickle]] 22:27, 26 October 2009 (CET)
*probably not, i don't know who he is --[[User:Cogsdev|cogsdev/vedsgoc]] 22:59, 26 October 2009 (CET)

== How about all videos in one template? ==

There are 4 or so right now. --[[User:Sonijew|Sonijew]] 16:56, 28 October 2009 (CET)
*wha...? --[[User:Cogsdev|cogsdev/vedsgoc]] 18:01, 28 October 2009 (CET)

Captain's log, game videos, other vides, music videos, I'm on TV. --[[User:Sonijew|Sonijew]] 18:14, 28 October 2009 (CET)

:*Sonijew, that's the big plan I was hinting at before when I responded to your complaint over me splitting off the game videos. Have patience! I'm working on just such a template piece-by-piece! [[User:Llort|Llort]] 18:42, 28 October 2009 (CET)

== Hi, regarding renaming/recategorizing pages ==

[[Captain's Log, Stardate February 5th, 2009]] should be [[Gaybian videos]] and in Clyde Cash videos. --[[User:Sonijew|Sonijew]] 08:27, 31 October 2009 (CET)

And the similar thing for [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 23rd, 2009]] too. --[[User:Sonijew|Sonijew]] 08:46, 31 October 2009 (CET)

:*I'll see what I can zap up for ya... :3 [[User:Llort|Llort]] 19:19, 31 October 2009 (CET)

[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 12th, 2009]] is no Captain's Log too. --[[User:Sonijew|Sonijew]] 16:42, 3 November 2009 (CET)

==Re; player plugin==
[[Image:Awesome micro.png|Awesome]], I'll get to work on gathering clips and putting together a tutorial page. --[[User:Whoreos n' Milf|Whoreos n' Milf]] 15:35, 3 November 2009 (CET)

== Cogs ==

Ahoy, I want to finally join PVCC in the interest of gathering more information to help me write moar CWCki, and I figured you were the one to pester about how to go about doing this. --[[User:Sonicow|Sonicow]] 23:10, 7 November 2009 (CET)
*Unless account activation just ''happens'' to be totally deactivated which I now notice at the top of the page. FML --[[User:Sonicow|Sonicow]] 23:12, 7 November 2009 (CET)

==Succession template==

The changes that you made to [[Template:Succession]] caused existing instances of the template to stop functioning properly. I tried a couple times to remove what looked to me to be redundant or erroneous code, but I still couldn't get the template working again. Do you think you might be able to fix whatever went haywire? [[User:Llort|Llort]] 03:56, 10 November 2009 (CET)
*check the template page. previously, the parameters weren't named, it decided which was which based on its number. if you want to save time, i'd recommend using the template in a new template and set the prevlink and nextlink parameters as {{{1}}} and {{{2}}} respectively - that way, you won't have to enter all the parameters every time, just enter {{NewTemplate|Previous Article|Next Article}} and it'll be fine. --[[User:Cogsdev|cogsdev/vedsgoc]] 11:20, 10 November 2009 (CET)

==I have a Question==
Is it true you're a girl?--[[User:Sonichuistehcool|Sonichuistehcool]] 23:30, 20 November 2009 (CET)
*If you look inside your heart, you will find the answer. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 00:53, 21 November 2009 (CET)

I have one too: Who is the Sysop on Cwcipedia? Is it you? --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 23:56, 20 November 2009 (CET)
*Cogs and myself share Sysop privileges but I only intervene when necessary, such as when she posted a card image that only a troll would have had access to, since it came from the leaked [[Scrapbook of Fail]] or when I recommended that Chris do a heart level thing (which a CWCkipedian came up with) or when I moved a message Cogs posted to the top since Chris is a lazy ass who wouldn't see it at the bottom. But otherwise, yeah, it's cogs 99% of the time. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 00:47, 21 November 2009 (CET)
**I think Champthom and Cogsdev are a pretty brave guy, ethy wade through unfiltered Chris everyday and dosen't afaraid of insanity.--[[User:Sonichuistehcool|Sonichuistehcool]] 03:53, 21 November 2009 (CET)
**clyde has access too, he's been helping with the mailbag shit --[[User:Cogsdev|cogsdev/vedsgoc]] 22:13, 21 November 2009 (CET)

== [[My big 18th party (story)]] ==

Could you please remove the (story) from this title? There's no need for it. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 05:15, 3 December 2009 (CET)
*Oh, and please to be moving [[R.L.Stine]] to [[R.L. Stine]]. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 17:22, 3 December 2009 (CET)
:*Mucho grassy ass. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 23:48, 3 December 2009 (CET)

== Sig. Images ==

Do you know if there's a way I can make my little image after my signature automatic without typing the code after every signature? Let me know if you know how or who I should talk to. --[[User:Anon1Guardian|Anon1Guardian]] 23:28, 5 December 2009 (CET)[[Image:anonlaugh.png|50px]]
* [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Help/Markup#Customized_sigs ED has some info on customizing sigs] --[[User:Cogsdev|cogsdev/vedsgoc]] 20:20, 6 December 2009 (CET)

== Taxpayermoney ==

You did realize my edit to {{tl|Taxpayermoney}} was to remove a redlinked category, right? I have since made the category, so we both win. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 07:12, 10 December 2009 (CET)
*huh? the purpose of my edit was to remake the whole template in wikitext, you made the edit after i started editing but before i hit submit. also what's up with [[Template:tl]], you link to a template like this:

<nowiki>[[Template:Taxpayermoney]]</nowiki>
i think i added that template because some weird wikipedia template depended on it. oh well, guess i'll leave it there, don't want to break anything
--[[User:Cogsdev|cogsdev/vedsgoc]] 06:25, 11 December 2009 (CET)

==Problem with page titles==
Some people are complaining about page titles, like apparently they've suddenly broken. For instance, Pokemon (with the dash over the e) suddenly turned into '''PokÃ©mon.''' Same deal with Regime Fil Aimes. Sounds more like a technical MediaWiki deal, any idea what's going on? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:32, 10 December 2009 (CET)
*probably a database error. i imagine it has something to do with unicode, so maybe it should be policy to only use ordinary characters(i.e., no accents) in page titles? --[[User:Cogsdev|cogsdev/vedsgoc]] 06:29, 11 December 2009 (CET)
**If that's going to be a problem, be sure to change [[Naïve]] --[[User:Megaman|''Megaman!'' ]] [[Image:MegaManXRunning.gif]] 07:20, 11 December 2009 (CET)
:*Since this is old news, I removed the brackets from the word 'PokÃ©mon,' to get it off the "Wanted Pages" list. --[[User:Umad|Umad]] 23:49, 8 January 2010 (UTC)

== Proofreading ==

Any chance we could organize some sort of proofreading drive? I've noticed far too many typos and grammatical errors in the articles, not to mention bad wiki formatting. (For instance, the proper way to bold the text at the start of an article is <nowiki>'''like this'''</nowiki>, but most articles have it <nowiki>[[like this]]</nowiki> instead.) [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 08:03, 11 December 2009 (CET)
*With authority granted to me by my admin powers, I hereby dub you Head Grammar Nazi in charge of The Final Solution to addressing the grammar problem on CWCki. [[:CWCki:Operation Grammatification]] is yours to do with as you will to organize a proofreading drive. You have also been cleared for Super High Priority on the [[:CWCki:Priority Listing|priority list]].

:Also, what's the dillio with the bolding? I mean, if you're referring to the article name, you can do that because 1) it's the article itself and 2) it saves a few bits because it takes one less character to do it and 3) it works. Perhaps our resident [[User:Wwwwolf|wiki <strike>pedo</strike> wizard]] can clear it up. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:25, 11 December 2009 (CET)

:*Proofreading drive?! To me, that's virtually pornographic. ''Definitely'' fap-worthy. --[[User:Tristran|Tristran]] 08:48, 11 December 2009 (CET)
*I created [[CWCki:Operation Grammatification]]. Care to help me shill it? [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 19:17, 11 December 2009 (CET)
:*P.S. Do I need to be a jerkop to have pagemove rights? [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 19:32, 11 December 2009 (CET)
:**I will gladly assist you, good sir. --[[User:Tristran|Tristran]] 21:03, 11 December 2009 (CET)
*can people please stop using html for tables? wiki tables exist for a reason, please [http://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Help:Table learn to use them] --[[User:Cogsdev|cogsdev/vedsgoc]] 02:18, 12 December 2009 (CET)

== Re: PVCC logo ==

Here's a link to the PVCC logo in illustrator format.[http://www.4shared.com/file/137811560/b1a824eb/PVCClogosmall.html] It's free use(libre) if that wasn't already implied, sorry for taking so long to respond, har. Drop me a message if you want anything else vectorized or whatever. --[[User:Ror|Ror]] 19:52, 15 December 2009 (CET)

==Steam==
Do you manage the Steam PVCC user group, and if so, are there any requirements to join? --[[User:Robotnik|Robotnik]] 12:43, 27 December 2009 (CET)

==Emails sent to chris.==
If you are the sysop of cwcipedia, please include my newest email sent to him, on Jan 7. The text can be found on my user page.

==Asperpedia Ad for intro image==
http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/3276/asperpediaad.jpg
Idea:
1. Replace "introduction image"
2. Protect image so can't be replaced or reuploaded
3. Profit
[[User:Elephant|Elephant]] 03:05, 10 January 2010 (UTC)

==Special:ListFiles==
Can you take a look at [[Special:ListFiles]]? The page loads the list of files, but the search function is broken... it worked on the 110MB CWCki, and was really useful. Thanks in advance =) --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 04:34, 11 January 2010 (UTC)
*works fine for me, but i haven't tested it much. what exactly was the problem? --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 15:35, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
**Compare these: [http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/Special:ListFiles?limit=50&ilsearch=Schu&title=Special%3AListFiles New CWCki] and [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Special:Imagelist?limit=50&ilsearch=Schu&title=Special%3AImagelist Old CWCki]. The same files exist on both sites, but one search is pulling up all file names that include the characters "Schu" while the other only pulls up one. And weirdly it's picking the one where the characters exist in the middle of the name, rather than the beginning. --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 03:14, 19 January 2010 (UTC)
***that is pretty weird... it doesn't seem to recognise the first character of a search. i'll look this up but i'm not sure what i can do to fix it. --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 22:36, 19 January 2010 (UTC)

== My videos ==

I'm not sure if you'll want these or not; but if you're recording everything Chris dose then you may want the videos I've posted on my user page.

If not you should check 'em out anyway... I find it funny how Chris thinks every voice he can do is better than ours.

http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/User:Jester

==Implement Database CGI for listing Chris's Videos?==
I have come under the impression that the [[List of Videos|list of Chris's video ]] is starting to become crowded, and that it's only going to become worse. Moreover, I think that it would be nice if we can have a script that could sort his videos by his date, his performance type, etc.

So I thought that it would be nice if we use a CGI program that could list/sort his videos.

I have knowledge with websites, and I have dealt with CGI programs before. Japanese websites are the best for finding a free CGI database program, which I am able to translate so that it would fit into the CWCki. (if time permits, of course)

But for now, do you agree with this idea?
--[[User:Shogun|Shogun]] 00:58, 2 February 2010 (UTC)
*i thought that's what [[Table of Videos]] was for --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 13:17, 5 February 2010 (UTC)

==Repeat PVCC Registration Attempts==

I'm not sure about anyone else, but I think one reason behind this is because the page has no prompt confirming when you've successfully submitted the request (At least I didn't get one). I had a lot of trouble with the confirmation code and I had no idea I'd got it right until it told me that the name was already in use. I used the same name I used on here, so I figured [[Liquid Chris|someone else]] had taken it. I started trying another name and figured I was just screwing up the confirmation code again until it told me that the other name had been taken. I finally got the hint after that.

TL;DR: I think a prompt confirming that a new account is awaiting confirmation would cut down the repeat registrations. [[User:Liquid!|Liquid!]] 15:16, 5 February 2010 (UTC)
*it's supposed to tell you that your account has been submitted and is awaiting approval. if it isn't, then that's probably the result of errors left over from the move from 110mb. i might just disable registrations entirely and manually make accounts for people if that's the case, since it'll be kind of hard to fix --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 16:41, 5 February 2010 (UTC)

*Yeah, I was registering an account last night, and I accidentally set up 2 profiles! You need to fix that shit Cogs, and undo my permaban.
--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 22:28, 26 February 2010 (UTC)

** Honestly when I tried to register, and forgive me if I registerd more than once, I kept getting a message declaring that I had fucked up the confirmation code, hopefully it's just my inability to figure out the PVCC's conifrmations code style.-- [[User:Hieghts503|Hieghts503]] 4:56, 7 March 2010 (EST)

it's broken, and i can't be arsed fixing it because it's not like i approve new accounts anyway --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 12:48, 10 March 2010 (UTC)

* Yeah that is true seeing as if you did PVCC would overflow with ED users posting "such marvelous gems of threads" such as "Ivy wuz a blowup doll lol" or some stupid shit lke that.-- [[User:Hieghts503|Hieghts503]] 8:08, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

I tried to register, but no response. In the case that you might manually authorise me (or not), I'd like to join PVCC because I've thought up some good trolling schemes and I'd like to put them in to action. If you'd like to hear my ideas or otherwise want to talk to me further, respond on my talk page. [[User:Joe Da Moo|Joe Da Moo]] 21:00, 5 April 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, I just tried registering a little while ago and I got a 500 error or something with no confirmation e-mail. Do you think you could confirm my account, please? I assure you I'm not an ED fag. --[[User:Mezase Master|Mezase Master]] 07:33, 26 April 2010 (UTC)

== Color coding and stuff ==

Two questions:
# I'm trying to reformat the IRC chats, and that includes color coding. What color do you want to be?
# I'd kinda like to sign up for the PVCC. Is it even worth trying?
Thanks a bunch. --[[User:Beat|Beat]] 17:41, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
* well, i don't think there's any particular rules regards color coding, and i don't mind so long as it's easily readable. also, go ahead and sign up for PVCC, we kind of need some new users anyway. just uh, keep in mind i might forget to approve you, and only sign up once(even if it looks like the attempt failed) --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 19:47, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
**I think I signed up twice because I fucked up the Captcha. My bad. :( --[[User:Beat|Beat]] 23:45, 2 March 2010 (UTC)

== Community Portal rename=%3D

Just curious, is it possible to rename Community Portal? I mean, it's a fine name but maybe we should give it something more CWC related? We could solicit some feedback but first I'm wondering if it's possible. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:51, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
* well, that's the default name mediawiki gives it. i was thinking we could do what most other wikis do, and have the community portal be... well, a portal, to other discussion pages about various topics. thoughts? --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 17:38, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

== A small question ==

I want to know, is it possible to add a new "Chris and..." page regarding his lack of knowledge about science or "biologee" at least? It could include "recycling", and how the Sonichu's and Rosechu's biology is not something that could live in any world real or pokemon without becoming extinct in less than 100 years.

P.S. Sorry if it comes out awkward. this is my first post and i'm still not completely used to the format.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 23:25, 9 April 2010 (UTC)

== PVCC Registration ==

Excuse my bothering you via the CWCki but I submitted a registration for the PVCC and I'm just posting here to let you know it's me and not some troll. I was mainly interested in just finding and updating some article citations on the CWCki using posts from the PVCC - some of which currently link to the old PVCC forum. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 19:55, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

I have also submitted a registration so that I can start making good edits to this wki, but I also understand that in the past you've grown to hate a few new members here or there, so I understand if I'm not approved.[[User:Hieghts503|Hieghts503]] 20:40, 11 May 2010 (UTC)

Yet another person who registered in vain. On "CWCki is" it says the CWCki is not a forum. The PVCC should be the forum for CWCkians (I refuse to use the term CWCkipedians). #sonichu is not a forum but a chat room, and /cwc/ seems to be regarded as a lesser community from what I gathered. Is there some sort of elitism in keeping the PVCC locked away from anyone new? --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 05:42, 1 June 2010 (UTC)
*it's not like there's anything worth joining for, it's barely about chris anymore. the reason why nobody new is allowed in is because they wouldn't fit in and it's a pain to deal with people making accounts all the time that will never be approved. regards the cwcki having some sort of forum, i guess the community portal should really be sorted into more of a... well, portal. your edit has been read fully, and your thoughts have been inputed and accepted for better improvement. thank you for your time and efforts. --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 00:30, 2 June 2010 (UTC)
*So it's now all in-jokes and such now? Makes me even sadder to be a n00b, then. I'm always late to anything good. Might as well make whatever Chris-related stuff there freely viewable, then, and then have private sub-forums for the in-jokes. As Anonymax said, some citations link to the PVCC.

Also, the Community Portal seems like a CWCki-wide version of the discussion pages, which are meant to be strictly for improving the content of the page. I was looking for a place to intelligently (read: without clowns screaming "Dig up Patti!" and "JULAY!") discuss Chris. --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 02:49, 2 June 2010 (UTC)

==Contacting the Wallflower==
In light of Chris dropping her full name on the Cwcipedia, do you think it'd be a good idea to let the Wallflower know that Chris is putting information up on her? It looks like he may even make a full page dedicated to her. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 02:57, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

==Wallflower Policy==

Hi Cogs. Since [[user:Ronichu|newfags]] and [[user:Ronichu|retards]] keep constantly asking about it, I've drafted a section which I've termed "The Wallflower Policy". Can you approve, ammend or reject it for the main Wallflower page? It's at [[Talk:The_Wallflower#Stating CWCki Policy]].

== What is your problem? ==
What are you doing Cogs? What have you got against me? I don't like Chris or Sonichu beyond anyone else here, I don't do any of the furry sex stuff that Sonichu and the others do, and I haven't taken any of this twitter crap onto the CWCki. All I do is fuck around a few minutes day making jokes about killing Sonichu's kids. Why is this necessary? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 17:00, 29 April 2010 (UTC)
* you fly with the crows, you get tarred with the same brush. or however that saying goes. --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 17:05, 29 April 2010 (UTC)
**Is there anything I can do to get that removed? I don't want to cause a big argument on here and I don't want to be involved in the whole Twitter thing if its going to cause all this. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 17:08, 29 April 2010 (UTC)
***Yeah, I'm with Edward. Anything that can get us started on the road to redemption? My Twitter accounts have been dead for 2 days now (since YawningSquirtleRedux warned me to stay away from them), and my Twitter days are over and done with. --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 17:11, 29 April 2010 (UTC)

== Redirect problem. ==

I can't access any cogsdev.org sites from my home internet. It says there's some sort of redirect problem. Is there anything you can do to fix this?

Thanks a bunch. --[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:28, 1 May 2010 (UTC)
*your IP probably got blocked for spamming requests. wait for your IP to change, and in future, don't use firefox --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 22:40, 1 May 2010 (UTC)
*It's not Firefox to blame. I was using Chrome before I had problems. I suspect it's a rare server error and the page which handles the error message for it causes the large amount of requests. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 00:14, 2 May 2010 (UTC)
:*Well it's working now. The firefox message mentioned looping requests, but in the future I can use Chrome, if you think that'll help.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 01:48, 2 May 2010 (UTC)
::*The redirect loop is probably how the server handles blocks. I'm still unsure as to why there is a mass of requests being sent to the server - apparently before we encounter the redirect loop. I ended up blocked due to request spam - and I wasn't using Firefox. --01:53, 2 May 2010 (UTC)

== sorry about rolling back that edit ==

chrome decided it didn't want to redraw itself anymore --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 17:12, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

== I beg forgiveness ==

I will pay no attention to the man behind the curtain. I understand what I must not do. This will carry over into future operations and circumstances. What can I do to prove my loyalty to the motherland?--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 08:44, 12 July 2010 (UTC)
*quit bein a fag --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 08:48, 12 July 2010 (UTC)
**understood.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 08:50, 12 July 2010 (UTC)

== About deleting that template ==

I know what I did really lacked good judgment and I apologize for acting like an idiot. I should have waited for an admin's opinion before doing anything. If you give me back my jerkop status, I can guarantee such thing will not happen again. --[[User:Jerkop|Jerkop]] 15:46, 12 July 2010 (UTC)
* ask champthom in a week or so, tell him i said you could have your jerkop status back then --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 16:26, 12 July 2010 (UTC)
:*OK, thanks.--[[User:Jerkop|Jerkop]] 16:29, 12 July 2010 (UTC)

==My case for keeping Afternoon around==
I hate to bother you, but I think it's only fair that you hear my defense of ''Afternoon'' before it gets axed. I really don't think it fits any of the criteria you define as bad fanworks. It's not my attempt at rewriting ''Sonichu''; I don't retread any of the plot. Kitty isn't an original character. I know that she acts wildly out of her original characterization in my story, but that's true of most fanwork. Even the great ''Sonichu is Dead'' had the title character behaving completely different from how Chris writes him. And Kitty isn't my fursona; I'm not a furry and I have no fursona. I know I've semi-jokingly described her as a bit of a Sue in past, but I just meant that she was fun to write. ''Afternoon'' isn't some kind of power fantasy; it's just about torturing Chris's least popular characters for the amusement of the readers. If you still think it's not relevant to the wiki or that Chris's own role in it isn't big enough, I'll respect your decision and take the thing elsewhere. I just wanted you to hear my side of the story. --[[User:Manwithoutabody|Manwithoutabody]] 03:33, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

==I need something answered...==
Chris has been very quite lately. So I want to do something to piss him off and get him back on [[Youtube]]. Something so original, not even the [[Clyde Cash|King of Trolling]] himself could of thought up. So here is the big question: What hasn't any troll done or would think of doing that would effect Chris to the point of yelling at a camera?

[[User:Galaxyguy159|GalaxyGuy159]]
*First of all, sign your posts properly. It's 4 tildes (~) after your post. Secondly, this is not a trolling site. This is a site to document Chris' actions. If you want a trolling base, go elsewhere. Finally, if there were something someone thought of to get Chris back, they would either A: Execute the plan him/herself, B: Give the plan to a more experienced troll, or C: Give the plan to a trusted FA. Any way you look at it, the plan wouldn't be put on a wiki and it wouldn't be given to an inexperienced member, which includes not only you, but almost everyone on this wiki (e.g. me). [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 18:35, 2 August 2010 (PDT)
:*The above is FACT. Also, the best trolls don't plan on trolling. Asperchu was just a couple of oneoffs, for instance, and Liquid never imagined things would get as big as they did. If you want my tip, TRY things. People will call you a faggot, but that's because until something works all plans SOUND retarded because nobody aside from Chris would ever fall for them. So, in short, DO IT FAGGOT, don't be afraid to try things but don't fuck with other trolls plans, and lurk more. And... Yeah. This isn't a trolling place, only for documenting, so take your questions elsewhere in the future. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 18:50, 2 August 2010 (PDT)

== Favicon ==

Cogs, any way we could get a favicon for the CWCki? Like, maybe a brown and yellow Pokeball? We can solicit suggestions from users, but it'd help to ask you first if that's something you could do.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:54, 23 August 2010 (PDT)

== CWCipedia archive ==

*As I am dealing with the 110mb external links, I found that this archived version of CWCipedia includes unreverted vandalism on March, such as those on the [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Mailbag_51 mailbag] pages, is it supposed to be so? Regards, [[User:Nechita|Nechita]] 02:48, 24 August 2010 (PDT)

== PVCC registration ==

I know that many people are being annoying by reregistering, but you really shouldn't completely disable registration, as there are some people (including me) that would be a good addition to the forum that are shut out by this. Not sure if the forum software allows for this, but maybe you could disable registering more than once per person (possibly by ip adress and/or cookies?) [[User:Sodahollic|Sodahollic]] 14:40, 25 September 2010 (PDT)
*Registration of accounts is done on a basis of time spent hanging around IRC and your behavior there, contribution to the CWCki, or at the discretion of the forum admins. [[User:CrassCrab|CrassCrab]] 16:16, 25 September 2010 (PDT)

== What? ==

My parents are divorced..so yeah, I live in ND some of the time and VA the rest...though it is true that I no longer work at Wal-Mart (as of about 3 weeks ago).
--[[User:Kitsune|Kitsune]] 13:41, 23 December 2010 (PST)

==Denouncing past faggotry==

Hello Cogs, long time no see. I just wanted to apologize for this past drama involving Legi0n and other sites I would rather not get into. I've had some time away from the CWCki to rethink my poor choices in judgement, and I just wanted to say that I'm willing to get off to a fresh start to benefit this site, as well as its users. I cannot promise anything to you, but the most I can do is try so that nothing like what I caused in the past ever happens again. I am sincerely sorry, and I will do my best to stay out of everyone's way in the future. --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 09:33, 10 February 2011 (PST)
*Cogs has had some "away time" too. Three edits since September, and the last one was a month ago. Champ's the only active admin. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(Talk)]] [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|(Contributions)]] 09:37, 10 February 2011 (PST)

==I'm not sure if I can do this but==

I'd like to contest the blocks of Ror and Pfargtl9000 (sorry, Goatselover, but you don't do much) on the grounds that Ror has a Gold Star Bounty and a Requested Template Award (both of which prove that he's useful and is here to contribute) and because Pfargtl9000 has nearly 2,500 edits spanning over a year. They both are useful to the wiki and I think blocking them for a year for holding an opinion/misconception (especially when the wiki is already sieving veteran editors) is counterproductive. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 10:28, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
* this wiki is overmaintained, i don't really care --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 22:53, 28 April 2011 (PDT)

==ThePCAssassins Prank Calls Page==
Other than the obvious exploitation of CWC for eFame is there any reason why the prank calls shouldn't be recorded here? Sure, most of the information is irrelevant or we already know about the so called insights Bob gives but I'm sure eventually something good might come of it. Probably. [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 05:51, 19 May 2011 (PDT)
* no [[User:Sully|Sully]] 20:12, 19 May 2011 (PDT)

== Publishing a book about Chris Chan ==

I was wondering if you would be interested in possibly working together in publishing a book about Chris Chan, based on content from this website. I am part of a small publishing company. I saw the public domain status of this website, though writing a book is still something I would want to be a joint effort. If this website accepts donations, I could donate part of any money I receive, though I can't really negotiate anything formal.

Please let me know what you think. I think a book about Chris Chan would be pretty epic.

:[[User:Publisher|Publisher]] 08:52, 17 November 2011 (PST)
*She's going to say no. Don't even bother. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 07:25, 18 November 2011 (PST)

==PS3 Browsing==

I mainly browse this wiki on a PS3 (im not chris, honest) but to view pages you must select 'printable version' as 2 thick blocks cover the pages text/videos, some other wikis do this but ED doesnt and nor does TOW, could you by any chance look into sorting this out, ta very much, Mr MellowColo(u)r

== We cant upload this stuff onto this website ==

Because it has now become clear that chris himself regularly checks up on the cwcki for updates, so whenever we upload anything new about him, chris WILL realise that people as far as singapore have found out about his private information.
So in order to keep new comic pages and updates coming, we cant upload them onto the CWCki
:Ok, first things; sign your post. There's a little button for it, or it's jutst -- <nowiki>~~~~</nowiki> right after (no spaces). I know no one likes to read the rules and policies stuff, but seriously, this one is obvious. Second thing: do you honestly think Chris is working on the comics anymore?? If you do, you obviously do not know Chris at all... Third: If you posted this just so Chris will see it (for whatever reason you want him to see it) and think it will do anything... You obviously do not know Chris at all. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 07:45, 15 April 2012 (PDT)

== CWCki Forums ==

It's spergcityzone.forumer.com. spergcentral is a forum set up by some butthurt people.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 23:25, 22 January 2013 (PST)

==Editing Locked?==

For some reason, editing seems to be disabled for all of the articles? If I may ask, how come? [[User:ElRodrigo|ElRodrigo]] 20:23, 28 January 2013 (PST)
*Short answer - because somebody's making a shitton of new accounts and if I had to hazard a guess, they're planning on ban evading.

:Long answer - it's getting more and more difficult to monitor the CWCki. There was a recent incident where someone vandalized the CWCki and it took two days before a jerkop or admin noticed. I think the easy solution here was to close editing. I really don't think we're missing out on much, I think it's extremely unlikely that someone will come up with some new perspective that can totally change the tone of an article. The "of the Now" articles seem to be open for editing, that's the big thing, maybe "Da update" can be open for editing and maybe get [[2013]] open for editing. I think that's all we really need.

:If you feel passionate about it, bring it up on the community portal and if enough people feel it, I suppose we could reverse it. But like I said, it's not like we have a lot of people editing the CWCki now. Maybe one day Chris will make a dramatic comeback and it'll make sense to have the CWCki open for editing but in the meantime, I don't think it makes much sense.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:05, 29 January 2013 (PST)

** Well, yeah, I suppose that makes sense. To be totally honest, though, I doubt there will be anything significant fron Chris at all until his parole ends. Thanks for filling me in. [[User:ElRodrigo|ElRodrigo]] 20:10, 29 January 2013 (PST)

==Chris is active again==

He's whining about Tara Strong supporting the trolls on his Facebook page. Also, I noticed that somebody updated the 'Quotes of the Day' with Chris Chan saying 'Fuck off, fuck face', but there's no screenshot uploaded to prove he said that. Why aren't any updates made regarding this? [[User:ElRodrigo|ElRodrigo]] 09:58, 3 March 2013 (PST)

:Check the forums! --[[User:Shutupman|Shutupman]] 18:35, 6 March 2013 (PST)

Talk:Main Page

2013-02-12T09:33:45Z

Shutupman: updated forum link

{{protip|This talk page should serve as a place to discuss improving the overall front page of CWCki. For discussion on improvements to CWCki overall, please see the [[CWCki:Community Portal|Community Portal]]. For discussing individual front page templates, please refer to the discussion pages of those templates. For other questions, please use the [http://www.cwckiforums.com/ CWCki forum].}}

'''Archives''': [[Talk:Main Page/Archive 1|1]] [[Talk:Main Page/Archive 2|2]]

==Did you know..==
Some of the "Did you knows" sound really over-opinionated and A-loggy next to the A-log article of the now.

Ex. "...that Chris is a disgusting human being?", "That Chris cannot dance", I also have a personal gripe with, "...that Chris was born on 24 February, the same day the Nazi party was founded?", as it associates CWC with Nazis. [[User:Cleftpalete|Cleftpalete]] 10:18, 16 December 2012 (PST)

==ohinternet==
Should we include a da update about ED and ohinternet considering their past relationship? [[Supersheep|Supersheep]] 23:38, 19 April 2011 (EST)

==Happy Sonichu Day!==

Is Sonichu 11 or 23? Also, is it possible to make the Sonichu page the now article? --[[User:TheIronFjord|TheIronFjord]] 21:33, 16 March 2011 (PDT)

==PSN Tracker==
I have Chris on my friends list on the PSTriple.
How would I go about contributing to the PSN tracker? [[User:Dillon627|Dillon627]] 06:30, 28 January 2011 (PST)

==Protect the templates==
Seeing how the main page itself is protected, why not protect the templates as well? [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 16:49, 11 September 2010 (PDT)
*There's already cascading protection for all the front page templates. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:51, 11 September 2010 (PDT)
*Stop freaking out about this spammer shit, Champ has it under control --[[User:Megaman|Megaman]] 16:53, 11 September 2010 (PDT)

== new vid ==

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzAJvMKQeJA&feature=player_embedded

can't add news so there you go--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 13:38, 16 September 2010 (PDT)

==Can this be the new Quote of the Now, please?==

{{quote|I've learned... from my father; he taught and showed me which male ends go into which female ends.|Wallflower E-mails.}}

[[User:Bunsteaks|Bunsteaks]] 13:28, 25 September 2010 (PDT)
I'm for this too.
[[User:Theiselybors|Theiselybros]] 02:10, 21 October 2010 (EST)

*Ironically, I vote this for today. --[[User:MissMeg|MissMeg]] 15:11, 10 September 2011 (PDT)

==I suggest this for the Video of the Now==

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmFHPbaNT04 [[User:Xavier|Xavier]] 07:37, 28 September 2010 (PDT)

Since there's a white space in the Video of the Now (at least on my computer) why not feature this video? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoqjN3amRD4
--[[User:Vofdoom38|VofDoom38]] 17:44, 21 October 2010 (PDT)

== Project Map Fucking Everything ==

Started up this project and got a lot of things mapped down.

http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?hl=en&gl=us&ptab=2&ie=UTF8&oe=UTF8&msa=0&msid=116038930500742252038.0004949e055d81dc61c0b

I'd like to get all of the places he mentions/visits/films/rapes marked down on the map, but there's a lot of videos and some of them I never wish to see again. So, it's open collaboration and anyone with a Google account can edit it. Feel free to login and mark down different areas he's visited. Just try to be logical and succinct when adding locations. Don't need every McDonald's marked down. When doing videos of him travelling, try to figure out the path with a line and mark at least one end of it.

Now, a question:
Should we make a page for the full map or just link it in the bottom of the "Locations" divs on the other pages?
-- [[User:Arius|Arius]] 13:49, 9 November 2010 (PST)

*Put it on the locations template. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 13:53, 9 November 2010 (PST)
**Done. Couldn't think of a better name than Chris's World. -- [[User:Arius|Arius]] 14:11, 9 November 2010 (PST)

== Sports ==

Is there any inclination that Chris is into any kind of sport or professional sports team? I asked this on the main page because I don't know where else to ask it.
*Sign your fucking posts god damn. Also, no. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 04:18, 14 November 2010 (PST)

== Slight Error ==
Chris hasn't gone 5 days without the internet, he logged into youtube 2 1/2 days after he posted the leaving video.
[[User:Theiselybors|Theiselybros]] 19:46, 26 November 2010 (EST)
:Probably should have discussed this before just removing the counter... [[User:Smtp|Smtp]] 17:02, 26 November 2010 (PST)
::It's a non-pedantic count. We're really focusing on how many days he's gone without making a video - which Chris equates to "being on the Internet". --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 21:30, 26 November 2010 (PST)
:::Yeah, why is the counter back? I don't know how to re-implement that sort of thing or I would. --[[User:Bluedeanie|Bluedeanie]] 16:18, 17 December 2010 (PST)

== Vandalism? ==
Some guy named [[User:Trueandhonest]] has been going around vandalizing pages lately, claiming to be Chris-chan himself. Most likely it's a troll, but I just wanted to point that out. [[User:N. Onymous|N. Onymous]] 15:33, 30 November 2010 (PST)

== Does Christian Who Cares know this?==
I don't remember his surname. Does he know that the creator of Pokémon has [[aspergers]]? At least Wikipedia's article says so... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satoshi_Tajiri --[[User:Doctor Whatever|Doctor Whatever]] 16:21, 4 December 2010 (PST)
* It seems that you just answered your own question. As to whether or not Chris knows, I honestly don't think he even cares. He justifies things when it allows him to continue his current lifestyle. He'd probably just say "Well I guess there are some exceptions" and move on. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 16:39, 4 December 2010 (PST)
** You're right, I should have figured that out. Theres an article about his hypocresy, but its not really necesary to read it; it takes about three seconds of reading this wiki to realize that he's the biggest of hypocrites...--[[User:Doctor Whatever|Doctor Whatever]] 17:46, 4 December 2010 (PST)

==CWCki is pretty dead==
Chris isn't coming back, at least not for a long time. Despite this, there are a shitton of new editors who drop by every other day and fuck up articles. The only reason I'm really still here is to fix up the edits of these new editors. I think we should start finding the good articles on the wiki and either lock them or put a template saying not to fuck with it a la ED. As articles get fixed up, they get locked down, at least until Chris comes back (if he ever does, anyway). I get that it might take some time or whatever, but it would help preserve the CWCki should Chris never come back or I die or something. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 12:11, 11 December 2010 (PST)
*Well it was just a matter of time until he would end up in a mental hospital. I always told him so, but whatever. I agree though, that there are probably many articles, that can be protected, especially all the videos, mails, phone calls, chatlogs and whatnot.--[[User:Sonichu|Sonichu]] 19:09, 12 December 2010 (PST)
::I'd push for the templating approach rather than protecting. Article protection should be used sparingly. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 05:00, 14 December 2010 (PST)
:::After seeing old articles being still corrected here and there, I tend to agree. Maybe this Chris-free time isn't so bad after all. Gives us time to look through all the old articles.--[[User:Sonichu|Sonichu]] 16:51, 14 December 2010 (PST)
::::You guys have gone from reporting the antics of a potential criminal to stalking a retard. Really it's pathetic. Do we need to know about uneventful sightings at the mall or his activity on PSN? That sounds like having less of a life than Chris does. Every lolcow eventually dies down and CWC is finished. This isn't like that point when everyone thought he was done for but came back, this is it.--[[User:Goatselover|Goatselover]] 18:05, 29 December 2010 (PST)
:::::Obviously you know something we don't. Go on, enlighten us. [[User:Sonichu|Sonichu]] 21:08, 29 December 2010 (PST)
:::::First, as Champ said pretty much RIGHT below this, this page is about improving the main page exclusively. Take it to Offshore CWCki. I think your targets are probably mostly there. As far as I'm aware, the people remaining here are dedicated to the wiki, rather than devoted to coming up with new ways to stalk Chris.
::::::It's not even about concerning ourselves with how next to foil Chris' Heart-Meter. This is about the chronicling
::::::and archiving of this entire man-child's existence for the benefit and hilarity of all future new-fags
::::::--[[User:Boosegumps|Boosegumps]] 03:40, 19 January 2011 (PST)

== Sightings ==

Okay, question, as a field agent who is seeming to have multiple run ins with Chris (was the guy who took the kroger pic and I commonly see him when he comes into my work) Where should I put my sightings so I am not cluttering up the other pages? [[User:CFA|CFA]]CFA
:1. Sign posts with 4 tildes (<nowiki>~~~~</nowiki>) if you want to avoid typing all that shit every time.
:2. [[User:CFA/Whateverthefuck]] is usually the best place to put your stuff.
:On another note, I appreciate that CFA is the name of the guy who took that pic, but that doesn't necessarily prove that it's you. Expect people to be critical of that statement. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 01:20, 16 December 2010 (PST)

*I did sign with 4 and I posted it up on the offshore first. Secondly, I asked because there is no article on sightings. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 10:38, 16 December 2010 (PST)CFA
::Signing with 4 tildes yields a timestamp. Always. There was no timestamp. The point I was making was that yeah, the guy on offshore is called CFA. However, you just made your account here and there's nothing stopping someone other than offshore's CFA from taking the username. As a result of this, even if there were a "sightings" article, you still wouldn't be able to just dump new shit there because there's no confirmation that you are who you say you are. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 11:10, 16 December 2010 (PST)
*alright, then what would constituent proof for you guys? [[User:CFA|CFA]] 12:03, 16 December 2010 (PST)CFA
::I'd say photos ^^ [[User:Sonichu|Sonichu]] 16:01, 16 December 2010 (PST)
:*photos of what? My page on offshore or something else? [[User:CFA|CFA]] 17:56, 16 December 2010 (PST)CFA
::Gee, I don't know, maybe ''the picture you originally uploaded to Offshore CWCki''? --[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 22:39, 16 December 2010 (PST)
::I think the best picture to upload would be proof that you can log into CFA's account on Offshore. If you have any new pics, those work too, but I don't expect you to have to do too much work for this. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 11:07, 17 December 2010 (PST)
*[[Image:CFA offshore.png|300px]] [[User:CFA|CFA]] 12:41, 17 December 2010 (PST)CFA

:*In the future, posts like this go in the Community Portal and not here. This discussion page strictly involves improving the main page.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:33, 19 December 2010 (PST)
*My apologies [[User:CFA|CFA]] 20:54, 19 December 2010 (PST)CFA

== Is This Chris? ==

He apparently stalked the shit out of liquid Chris therefore leading him to know his whereabouts along with his real name. So, he decided to post a video about it for some "troll busting".

Here's his channel:
[http://www.youtube.com/user/CarlosChantor]

- 06:33 (CST) January 6,2011

I doubt it. I mean, do you see him putting together such a coherent video and hacking someone's facebook. The only Chris-like thing about it is that they got the wrong one of the twins pegged as Liquid.....

ARIGOLD17 WHO CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO SIGN POSTS- 3:30 (EST) January 14, 2011

== ps3 tracker change ==

the ps3 tracker says jan.7.2010 when it should be jan.7.2011. just pointing that out. [[User:Carnival Vexillarius|Carnival Vexillarius]] 10:06, 8 January 2011 (PST)

== Shojo letters ==

[[File:Shoujobeatchrischanletter.jpg]]
[[File:Shoujobeatchrischanletterreply.jpg|Right]]
*Front page, y/n? [[User:CFA|CFA]] 15:18, 26 January 2011 (PST)CFA
<s>If it's legit I'd say front page material, I know Chris watches anime, but somehow I can't see him reading manga. I think he'd be too frustrated to figure out that you read it back to front. I think this might be a troll impersonating him</s> Never mind it says 23, so no one really knew about him, so it's probably legit.[[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 06:06, 1 March 2011 (PST)

== Potential Video of the Now? ==

Some pickle-related drama, brought to you by ''The Kids in the Hall''.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECAvZTcaQew

-- [[User:Elliecoral|Elliecoral]] 12:31 2 February 2011

*For future reference, this should go [[Template talk:Video of the now|here]]. The thing about the video is that Chris hasn't used the "pickle" euphemism, as far as I can tell, since 2008 or maybe early 2009. It's just a really out-of-date term. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 12:12, 2 February 2011 (PST)

== Not sure if it goes here but ==

*First, no pics (due to working at the time) but Chris came in with Rocky. But here is the thing, he was with a group of special needs folks around his age, seems Rocky has gotten him to socialize with other special needs folks, that or the strange girl he sat across from was friendly with him. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 19:30, 25 February 2011 (PST)CFA
:Get pics next time. No, really. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 19:32, 25 February 2011 (PST)
:Oh and also, this is the wrong place to do this. This is about improving the main page. Put it [[CWCki:General|here]] or something. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 19:38, 25 February 2011 (PST)
*Thanks and as for pics, it was out of the blue, did not expect to see him that day (he normally comes in on saturday between 3 and 4.)[[User:CFA|CFA]] 18:28, 27 February 2011 (PST)CFA

==Userboxes==
*Would anybody have a problem with organizing the userboxes, like Trollboxes category would contain Clyde's, Vivian's, Jack's ect. Description/identitiy boxes, like all the ones that say this user is a x, like the American, straight, hikikomori. Then like title boxes like admin, grammar nazi, ect. I could organize them, but it'd take me a while cause I'm busy during the week.[[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 13:11, 2 March 2011 (PST)

== da update should be first ==

ps3 tracker later, or maybe just merged. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 15:39, 2 March 2011 (PST)
:I spent a while messing around with it today trying to find a better way to organize it, but I couldn't figure out how to change whether something's on the right or left side of the page. I guess switching the two wouldn't be too difficult because they're in the same box. No complaints here. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 15:41, 2 March 2011 (PST)

Just rid of the ps3 tracker, it's not even no longer updated. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 04:41, 7 April 2011 (PDT)
:I found out how to do everything that I didn't understand, but [[User:Freecell/Main Page|what I did with it]] still looks bad. I agree that Da Update should go first (and the quote of the now shouldn't take up so much space and the News/Improvement Project should go higher), but I'm not sure it can be moved without making everything else look bad. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 04:48, 7 April 2011 (PDT)
*I personally would have Da Update be first but Clyde insists that the PSN Tracker is more important. Take your complaints to him.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:11, 20 April 2011 (PDT)

==Seriously==
*What the fuck happened yesterday? What was with the creepy girl? Why was everything 404'd, though some of the 404 pages were funny.
: Seems like the server was just down. I'm not an admin so I don't really know. But the creepy girl has always been what you see when you specifically go to cogsdev.org or sonichu.com[[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 05:51, 17 March 2011 (PDT)
*I was just trying to check this site yesterday and I saw that ''thing'' instead. I can upload a pic of it, but... Was it supposed to be Little Red Riding Hood or some shit? [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] 09:26, 17 March 2011 (PDT)
:: I JUST tried and the weird Little Girls was there and then I re-loaded the page and it was fine... dunno. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 15:43, 17 March 2011 (PDT)
::: [http://www.sonichu.com/buletta.jpg picture] Based on the filename it's supposed to be [http://capcom.wikia.com/wiki/Baby_Bonnie_Hood Buletta/B.B.Hood] from Darkstalkers. --[[User:Digital|Digital]] 16:27, 17 March 2011 (PDT)
:::: Y<s>eah any time I've tried to follow my bookmark link that is set up to cogsdev.org, which has ''always'' worked, mind you, it now takes me to the BB Hood image after trying to redirect to sonichu.com. In order to actually get to the site I have to google CWCKI and find a random page and then backtrack to the main page. Am I doing something horribly wrong somehow?</s> As of my having written this, it'a back to normal now. Weird. Disregard me I am a buffoon.--[[User:Bluedeanie|Bluedeanie]] 10:14, 18 March 2011 (PDT)

==Ha!==
Nice touch for April Fool's [[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 07:50, 1 April 2011 (PDT)

[[Random-access humor|IT'S RAINING CHRIS! HALLELUJAH!]] Also, if I may ask, what's the code for this? [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] 10:29, 1 April 2011 (PDT)
*note to self, listening to shpongle and watching the spinning heads here is seriously a bad idea! [[User:CFA|CFA]] 19:43, 1 April 2011 (PDT)CFA
*When are we gonna get these removed now? They were charming on April 1st but it's two days later now and they're getting kinda intrusive. [[User:Airrider1|Airrider1]] 15:35 EST
** I use [https://chrome.google.com/extensions/detail/cfhdojbkjhnklbpkdaibdccddilifddb?hl=en adblock plus]. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 12:39, 3 April 2011 (PDT)
*** [https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/adblock-plus/ And for Firefox...] --[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 12:57, 5 April 2011 (PDT)

== You are now aware ==

[[image:Youarenowaware.jpg|800px]]

:It could almost imply that they somehow know one another! I'm more interested in the book to the left of it. Also, sign your posts. Also, this page is about improving the main page, as you've been told before. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 04:54, 7 April 2011 (PDT)

Well, I thought it was pretty surprising. All this time, that creepy little face was staring at me and I didn't even know it. The medallion and stare really make it a winner. Maybe bring it up in the Barbara page discussion. [[User:Farm Zombie|Farm Zombie]] 12:26, 7 April 2011 (PDT)
*Sorry,did that at like, 2 am. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 15:38, 7 April 2011 (PDT)CFA

== Remove the PSN tracker ==

Srsly. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 05:58, 29 April 2011 (PDT)
*Or put it under the update section. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 20:41, 29 April 2011 (PDT)CFA

==TOMGIRL.PNG==
May I suggest a recoloring of the hair blonde? --[[User:MissMeg|MissMeg]] 09:31, 7 May 2011 (PDT)

== Liquid Chris Article ==
The whole "MOTHERLAND CALLS!" template has been up on the [[Liquid Chris]] page for a while, even before I became a member here. Has the article been fixed, or is it still in need of refurbishing? -- [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] 22:09, 7 May 2011 (PDT)
:Why are you asking this here? Try [[Talk:Liquid Chris]]. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 23:22, 7 May 2011 (PDT)
:: The reason I asked here was because nobody has added anything new the article since March (ignoring a recent edit-revert), and nobody has done anything with the talk page since last September. I was just wondering if this should be the Improvement Project of the Now if it's gone nowhere for a while. [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] 10:09, 10 May 2011 (PDT)

== An error in dating? ==

Today's "''This day in Christory''" features [[Chris Comes Out of the Closet|a video from February 5th, 2009]], but today is ''June 5th''. Is this intentional? --[[User:IwegalBadnik|IwegalBadnik]] 10:37, 5 June 2011 (PDT)
*The video was from 5 Feb, but his CChanSonichu account was indeed hacked on 5 June. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 13:52, 5 June 2011 (PDT)

== Kim ==
Have we pulled a Wallflower on Kim? If not why doesn't she have a page, any information on her other than in passing, emails, phone calls, etc? [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 21:45, 6 June 2011 (PDT)

==Just for you==
I while ago I figured out the code for making youtube audio play in the background based on ED's code for it. I just forgot to share it with you. Its a nice touch for user pages, but I wouldn't recommend them for Cwcki articles.

ev:youtube|'''(The Stuff After watch?v=)'''&autoplay=1&loop=1&start=1" height="1" width="1" fposition="left" frame="false"

except add '''{{#''' at the beginning and '''}}''' at the end, and lose the '''(''' ''')''' parenthese

Sorry if its confusing, ask [[User:freecell|freecell]] if you need help, he or she uses it too.[[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 20:01, 12 July 2011 (PDT)

==No detective needed==
Okay, you don't have to be a fucking detective to tell that [[User:Youdonttellmewhattodo|Youdonttellmewhattodo]], [[User:Nothingyouneedknow|Nothingyouneedknow]], [[User:GodoftheGodsofgod|GodoftheGodsofgod]] are the same fucking person seeing as all three accounts were made four minutes between each and they've been posting stupid shit, complimenting Chris, and blanking pages. It's an idiot, troll, or hell possibly Chris. [[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 11:34, 19 July 2011 (PDT)
:I don't think they're the same people. And I checked for some of them, they're not Chris. I don't remember specifically though and I'm kind of too lazy to check again. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 08:53, 20 July 2011 (PDT)
::Ok, sat down and checked those three again. Not Chris. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 08:58, 20 July 2011 (PDT)

==New videos==
Chris just posted a couple of new videos and from the looks of it, relating to that forum that he's been posting on. --[[User:KHSilverRock|KHSilverRock]] 11:27, 6 August 2011 (PDT)
*Two more videos have gone up. --[[User:KHSilverRock|KHSilverRock]] 14:38, 9 August 2011 (PDT)
* I just posted the update but there still aren't any pages about the videos. I would but I'm really goddamn tired and I feel like shit. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 14:41, 9 August 2011 (PDT)
** It's cool, they'll get made eventually, and I can't wait, to be honest, I missed the shinagins that Chris provided in his videos. --[[User:KHSilverRock|KHSilverRock]] 14:49, 9 August 2011 (PDT)

== Earthquake ==

Think CWC was affected by the 5.9 earthquake in Virgina at 2PM?--[[User:DawnDusk|DawnDusk]] 11:17, 23 August 2011 (PDT)
:If he was, I'm sure we'll be updated. Until then, there's no way we could know. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 11:21, 23 August 2011 (PDT)

:Unless a big box of Barb's Salvation Army finds crushed him.--[[User:Shefap|Shefap]] 12:27, 23 August 2011 (PDT)
:* There's a website [http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/dyfi/events/se/082311a/us/index.html] that will tell you where people in VA are saying they felt shaking. Around where Chris lives, there were reports of little-to-no shaking felt and no damage reported. He probably heard about the earthquake, but they probably felt nothing more than a vibration. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 14:05, 23 August 2011 (PDT)

== Article of the now. ==

shouldnt the Article of the now be Bob chandler? -[[User:HitIar|HitIar "wunderbar!"]] 12:50, 10 September 2011 (PDT)
:Indeed, I think Bob's bio should be article of the now until Chris uploads his next video. Then the article of the now should be changed into [[Chris and death]], as the most important thing about the next vid will be a demonstration of how Chris reacts (if he does react at all) to the death of a parent.
::Done, hope I did it right. -[[User:HitIar|HitIar "wunderbar!"]] 14:12, 10 September 2011 (PDT)
::*In the future, please refer discuss the Article of the now on its [[Talk:Article of the now|talk page]].

==Bob CWCki logo==
I found [[:File:BobCWCkiLogo.jpg|this gem]] we used ages ago for Bob's birthday, would it be in poor taste to post it in place of the current logo, for a while? Or perhaps someone could modify it to reflect his passing? I ask because I don't want to horribly offend people.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:50, 11 September 2011 (PDT)
*I second this, but not for too long. --[[User:MissMeg|Mary Lee Walsh | All hail the dean!]] 12:46, 25 September 2011 (PDT)
*It would have been appropriate for down time, maybe as a 404 message, but now that he's passed on, it is a bit distasteful. It would have been even more offensive if you planned to do this 5 days after his death. [[User:LAG4U|LAG4U]] 16:46, 25 September 2011 (PDT)

== Chris' family tree. ==

We should expand on Chris family lineage, because Barbara's father died in an unusual way.

J.O. WESTON, OF RED OAK IS KILLED
Joseph Otto Weston, 58, a farmer, was killed late Friday when he apparently fell from his horse drawn wagon on a rural road near Red Oak Charlotte County.
Weston, of Red Oak, was hauling wood. Apparently he fell from the wagon and under a rear wheel.
His body was discovered after the driverless horse and wagon turned up at a nearby service station.
Dr. P.H. Winston, of Clarksville, medical examiner, said death was caused by a broken neck.
Surviving are his wife, Mrs. Carrie Winn Weston; five daughters, Mrs. Wilborne Bourne, of Richmond, and Mrs. Edward Carey and Misses Barbara Ann, Mabel and Harriet Weston, of Red Oak; three sons, William S. Weston, with the Navy at Norfolk, and DeRoy Lewis and Curtis Wayne Weston, of Red Oak; three brothers, Alfred Weston, of Chase City, and Daniel and Roy Weston, of Red Oak; one sister, Mrs. Mabel M. Blacklidge of Richmond, and one grandchild.
A funeral service was held at 1:30 p.m. Sunday at Antioch Baptist Church.
(Source: The Charlotte Gazette, Drakes Branch, VA, Thursday, April 14, 1955 Submitted by: Bea. Adams King)

http://genealogytrails.com/vir/charlotte/obits_w.html

This is the same Joesph Otto Weston that in mentioned in that Family tree.

== Edit-hiding ==

What's going on with all the edit-hiding? --[[User:DawnDusk|DawnDusk]] 10:49, 6 November 2011 (PST)
:I try to use the feature sparingly, but basically it's for the protection of users. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 10:52, 6 November 2011 (PST)

== Stop this ==

The article of now has had bob plastered on it for 2 months, it's getting old so I decided to put an underrated sonichu character onto it and don't whine to me about it being disrespectful to bob, fuck bob! --[[User:cj|cj]]
*Personally, I think Jiggliami can eat a dick. Anyways, if you really felt that we needed a new article, you could have done something that made sense like, oh I don't know, [[28 October 2011]], instead of a character that has no relevance to what is happening in Chris's life at the moment. It's not that you're being disrespectful, it's just that you need to act a little more professionally on this site, even if it is a wiki devoted to an autistic manchild. [[User:LAG4U|LAG4U]] 10:31, 10 November 2011 (PST)

== what is this? ==

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zt-gfkWu8Bc&feature=channel_video_title

Apparently this might be chris --[[User:The0range|The0range]]
*One, sign your comments. Two, this person claims they talked to a channel called "HuaYifu" and that this person was Chris. All you would have had to do is looked at HuaYifu's channel and you would have realized this wasn't Chris. This person has NOTHING uploaded on their channel that Chris would have done, never claims to be Chris, and never talks about Sonichu or Rosechu (which would have happened if it was Chris). This is NOT Chris. I'm not even sure how these messages came to be unless HuaYifu is trolling the owner of this video... or they both were in on it. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 20:47, 10 December 2011 (PST)

But why is the uploader of the video so convinced it's him though? It seem so obvious that it's not him that there might be more to it... --[[User:The0range|The0range]]

==Proper usage of words where time is concerned==

I have noticed that there are many pages that refer to "a recent video" or use similar assumptive language with regards to time. We should refrain from this type of language as the cwciki, and those pages, will be around long after the word "recent" fails to apply. [[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 11:35, 15 December 2011 (PST)
:I've said exactly the same thing. I change it when I see it, but it seems people take for granted that other people actually have to fix their shit. —Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) 11:42, 15 December 2011 (PST)

== STOP FORCASTING ! ==

Ok i understand the desire to keep every page up to date but STOP FORCASTING! Do not enter anything into the wiki that WILL HAVE TO BE CHANGED at a later date. Don't put on barbs page that she has an upcoming court date, because that will have to be changed after that date happens. PLEASE dont make work for yourself and others.. [[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 10:47, 16 December 2011 (PST)
:Actually, I think that one's fine because it's an article that will inevitably have to be updated. The main issue arises on articles like videos, because post-fact people will be paying attention to other things. "Current" articles have to be rewritten all the time. —Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) 10:52, 16 December 2011 (PST)
:Event forecasting is fine on a Wiki when further information is expected within a reasonable timeframe. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 11:35, 16 December 2011 (PST)
:: i understand that if its on an active page then its fine, but when the forcasting is put on other pages it becomes a correctin issue. Its much better to just link to the appropriate pages and not speculate. Let the active pages do the talking while the historic data stays historic. In other words October 28th 2011 is currently the central location for court info. other pages dont need specifics until we know what the outcome is.
[[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 11:41, 16 December 2011 (PST)

== Current Events ==

There aren't ant current events on the current events page. '''So either we need to get rid of it''', or we need to put 'current events' in our 'current events' so we can have 'current events' when we read the 'current events' -xzibit [[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 06:09, 4 January 2012 (PST)

== Am i the only one who thinks there should be a second 'da update' type thing for significantly less important shit? ==

I'm not saying I demand this to happen, but it seems like it would be more convenient than checking recent changes for something that might possibly be new information. --[[User:Reldnahc C|I am tomgirlmanbearpig]] 20:34, 29 January 2012 (PST)
: While that's an interesting idea... anything that's "new information" is usually in da update. Anything else is usually something small, not confirmed 100%, or almost insignificant. I suppose we could have something small...but it would be getting updated quite a bit. At the moment, I think "recent changes" is probably a lot like another, smaller, da update would be... --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 21:03, 29 January 2012 (PST)

== Birthday Suprise ==

Chris will be turning 30 this year and that is going to have an effect on the wiki. There are places where phrases like "Even now in his late twenties" are used. This type of language is going to become outdated. Words like "twenties" "20s" and specific ages as in "at 28 years old, Chris still lives at home" will all eventually have to be changed. CARE MUST BE TAKEN when writing about time. Remember EVERYTHING is past tense and you have to assume that the reader is reading the information 10 years from now. I have mentioned time before but the whole 'turning 30' thing needs to be addressed separately.
[[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 08:00, 2 February 2012 (PST)
*here is an example "There is no earthly reason why (barring unrelated catastrophes) a man that is almost thirty years old and has autism should live at home with his parents, specially when his autism is as "high functioning" as Chris's activity and his documentation exemplify it to be." - This will need changing. [[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 08:16, 2 February 2012 (PST)
:[[Wikipedia:WP:SOFIXIT|So fix it]]. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 15:55, 2 February 2012 (PST)
:*Or as we like to say here on the CWCki, [[CWCki:DOITFAGGOT|DO IT FAGGOT]].--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:30, 3 February 2012 (PST)
::*i am fixing what i see, just wanted others to be aware.[[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 11:22, 7 February 2012 (PST)

== Revised idea ==

Maybe there should be a {{Timeline}} below "da update" on the main page, that would be pretty handy.--[[User:Reldnahc C|I am tomgirlmanbearpig]] 12:16, 5 February 2012 (PST)

That sounds like a good idea to me. [[user:poppybrolll|-~Poppybrolll~-]] 9:23, 11 February 2012 (PST)
*Sounds like a good idea to me too... i would suggest letting someone higher up the chain add it though. We just dealt with some front page vandalism (that was kinda funny BTW) but i think its a great idea [[User:Slimz|slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐]] 08:04, 17 February 2012 (PST)

== This is what chris actually believes ==

I notice this phrase attached to pictures all over the wiki. Some of the pictures are references to Chris believing that he has some sort of chance to get laid. But many are just derogatory and rude. There are times that we KNOW what Chris believes because he tells us but many times the pictures are misleading or speculative. example: the pic on the page [[Caitlin]] is an assumption and has no basis in truth. There are many examples of picture captions being downright rude and defamatory. I think its clear that none of us can stand Chris, but we should be more careful about that coming out in the wiki. The facts please, just the facts...[[User:Slimz|slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐]] 10:45, 29 February 2012 (PST) oops

: I [[CWCki:Policy#De-memeing the CWCki|concur]]. [[User:Axe|Axe]] 05:43, 10 July 2012 (PDT)

== Another Quote of the Now Suggestion ==

Now that the details of Chris's trial has been posted, do you think his outburst about having to pay Michael Snyder's medical bills- "That thieving liar doesn't deserve a red cent!"- would be appropriate? Of course, I'm still kind of a newfag here, so ignore this if you want. I just found it amusing. [[User:Alopax|Alopax]] 02:40, 11 July 2012 (PDT)

== Suggested article: Persecution Complex ==

I think we definitely need an article about all the times Christian has claimed to suffer/endured harsh trials in his life. For example, equating pulling weeds once with a Marine carrying the dead body of his friend back, as seen in the Father Call. Said Father Call is chock full of instances of Chris claiming to have suffered to prove his worthiness, in fact. I also don't need to mention all the times he has brought up being handcuffed in school, having his attraction sign removed at college, and getting suspended at college, for that was always frequent. He also grossly exaggerated the actions of the trolls in every interaction with friends, obviously... Even in his first ever YouTube video, he makes sure to claim that he has had a rough life: "I was diagnosed with high-functional autism, and I lived a, uh, somewhat rough life. I've had an abusive babysitter at one time." --[[User:DawnDusk|DawnDusk]] 16:13, 17 August 2012 (PDT)

*: Seconded. Make sure to include the fact that he's got a legitimate reason so see his bullshit as more important than it is. Also there's a page for requesting articles. Now get to work, soldier. [[User:CaveJohnson|CaveJohnson]] 20:33, 17 August 2012 (PDT)

== Confused ==

So, what's the deal? Is this site just an ironic way of trolling him, or what? I heard this was dedicated towards supporting him from outside sources, but looking at the content, I'd say you'd either have to be trolling him using irony and sarcasm, or as stupid as Chris himself. {{unsigned|5thofjulay}}
: We're not for or against him, for most part. There's a bit of snark here and there, sure. We try to show Chris's stuff in his own words. Unfortunately for Chris, his material doesn't make him look very good. This site isn't really a troll site, just another way for Chris to troll himself. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 17:46, 9 November 2012 (PST)

== Forums Gone? ==

Should we mention on the main page that the forum has been deleted from the servers over at forumer? --[[User:Sparklemilhouse|Sparklemilhouse]] 15:41, 8 November 2012 (PST)
: Perhaps, if we can figure out what happened and what the following actions are. Last I checked, the forum staff was looking at their options. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 17:46, 9 November 2012 (PST)
: I wonder how much Our Pet Lolcow is chuckling to himself at the loss of our forums. Maybe he thinks we closed it ourselves to comply with his "apology post" on FaceBook; or maybe that one of his Curse-ya-meha-meha blasts actually worked.
:There's a temporary relief forum for the CWCki Forums: http://spergcityzone.forumer.com/index.php [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] 22:51, 11 November 2012 (PST)

== Forums gone....again? ==

The most recent forums appear to be gone. Is everything okay, or was it closed due to some of the conflicts between certain users and mods/management? - [[User:I Be Bobby Boulders|I Be Bobby Boulders]] 10:52, 30 January 2013 (EST)
Can we make the forums ''not'' forumer this time? --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 09:53, 30 January 2013 (PST)

Eagerly awaiting the forum's next incarnation. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 10:47, 30 January 2013 (PST)

Ditto. - [[User:Aiko-chan|Aiko-chan]] 15:31, 30 January 2013 (PST)
:We received a Chatzy screencap a while ago that proves that the people we banned planned to TOS the forum because nobody is allowed to have fun if they can't. Don't know if they actually were responsible, but that's the information we have. I didn't save the screencap, but I'm sure someone has it. I'm hoping that we'll have something substantial up within a couple days. We're just waiting on a couple email responses first. And it definitely won't be Forumer. —Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) 17:10, 30 January 2013 (PST)

That was on the first day of the banning, and they settled down, so I doubt they did anything rash. Plus I've been talking to them almost every day, and they dropped it shortly after that day. The thing is that their forum was TOS'd at the same time ours was, so I'm assuming whoever did it reported both forums, and I highly doubt they'd TOS their own forum.--[[User:Someguywithnoname|Someguywithnoname]] 18:08, 30 January 2013 (PST)
:Yeah, this. There was some talk of going after champ's forum after the permaban of several people for trying to have something done about a crime committed by one of the mods, but it was dropped as a bad idea before leaving the brainstorming stage. Whoever TOSed either or both forums may have gotten the idea from such talk (and/or, more likely, simply from the predecessor forum having been TOSed before). [[User:SpergingAnarchistBagel|SpergingAnarchistBagel]] 12:14, 31 January 2013 (PST)

:They probably nuked both forums after they realized that A. They weren't going to be allowed back into the real one and B. Not very many people were going to defect to theirs. So they employed the Samson option. --[[User:Holdek|Holdek]] 10:40, 31 January 2013 (PST)
::That's the most ridiculous thing I've heard lately. At least half to two-thirds of the regulars from spergcityzone had "defected" to spergcentral by the time it was TOSed (basically everyone except for those who didn't try to access either forum during the short interval between the TOSings). Why on earth would anyone involved in running spergcentral TOS their own forum when it was pretty much already established as the successor to spergcityzone? If I had to guess I would guess that punchabunch TOSed both forums to try to get them to blame each other for it, given that they went down within 24 hours of one another and given his enthusiastic talk of "forum war". But there isn't really any way of knowing. At any rate, there's probably some troll who wanted to fuck around with both forums. [[User:SpergingAnarchistBagel|SpergingAnarchistBagel]] 12:14, 31 January 2013 (PST)

:::[MOVED RESPONSE TO RELIEF FORUMS]--[[User:Holdek|Holdek]] 13:13, 31 January 2013 (PST)

I'm currently creating a new CWCki Forums which is not under forumer. I'll let you know if it's ready. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] 18:42, 30 January 2013 (PST)

It's done! First time creating a forum, so give me some tips and suggestions about it. http://alanpardewcwc.forumms.net/ [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] 21:01, 30 January 2013 (PST)

I just checked my email, and brooklyn sent an email to everyone who shared their email on the last board saying that the new permanent board should be up by this weekend/early next week. [[User:Aiko-chan|Aiko-chan]] 21:49, 30 January 2013 (PST)

Well, at least we'll have a backup forum in case something happens.[[User:Saney|Saney]] 21:53, 30 January 2013 (PST)

The permanent board is coming soon? Great. I'll update the link later when it is up. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] 22:25, 30 January 2013 (PST)

CWCki talk:Community Portal

2013-01-31T02:57:33Z

Shutupman: Removed spam for being both spam and french

Talk:Women's rights

2013-01-25T05:58:37Z

Shutupman: /* Closed for editing */ forgot sig

I think this perhaps could be expanded to include the Mary Poppin's take on women's rights. During his 'women's rights' section, Rosechu takes almost a full page to bring up "votes for women" as if this were still a relevant issue. It could be that suffrage is the only part of legitimate women's rights movements that he's aware of, and even then only to the extent of it being a minor theme in one of his favorite movies. --[[User:LizardPie|LizardPie]] 00:43, 14 May 2009 (CEST)
:There's no indication that women, or Rosechus, have the ability to vote in CWCVille. However, it is likely just inserted as something Christian recognizes (...from Mary Poppins?). [[User:LBearington|LBearington]] 09:04, 2 June 2009 (CEST)
*Well, there's really no indication that ''anyone'' votes in CWCville. I don't think there will be that point addressed, as Chris wouldn't want to portray the risk of him losing his power (despite the fact that he does basically nothing for his office). Still, he puts it in when discussing women's rights and it's at least something to mention briefly. --[[User:LizardPie|LizardPie]] 19:46, 5 June 2009 (CEST)
**The "votes for women" thing is just because of Mary Poppins. There was an incident in Mumble where Clyde approached Chris on this, like "Chris, why the fuck are you talking about women's right to vote and what the hell does that have to do with stripping?" and Chris is defensive and says something like "IT'S FROM MARY POPPINS!" Chris probably is unaware with the idea of women's struggle and since he was talking about what he thinks are "women's rights", he threw in something about women's rights he heard before (women's suffrage from Mary Poppins).

::As for voting, I believe in the Q&A video Chris says that everyone in CWCville can vote, "even blacks" (or maybe that comment was just something a troll added. If so, nice work). --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:30, 5 June 2009 (CEST)

:::In Mailbag 37, he says that "We hold elections for the Board of Director Members." But I think the Mayor can overrule the council anyway.

These were just my initial thoughts on the matter. I will get around to checking this and editing the article. I have never seen Mary Poppins, so I can't comment on that. As for the Rosechu matter, I forget offhand which episode that is in. I will get around to re-reading the comics when I feel that I have some spare brain cells to kill. --[[User:Decrumpit|Decrumpit]] 08:50, 2 June 2009 (CEST)

Anyone else thinking in "The Father Call" when he laughs about Kacey maybe being "smarter then" him "on some things" stems from his sexism rather then his ego? --[[User:SerenityMoonstone|SerenityMoonstone]] 1:41, 5 September 2010 (EST)

::Definitely, if it were said of a man Chris wouldn't laugh, he'd get mad. [[User:Eamoo|Eamoo]] 02:18, 5 September 2010 (PDT)

::: Then maybe this page should include cases of his sexism, other then views them as nothing more then shop-a-holic sex objects which is just the summary of what he thinks. --[[User:SerenityMoonstone|SerenityMoonstone]] 1:07, 8 September 2010 (EST)

:::: Definately, after all, we don't wanna just throw the word sexist around, we have to show evidence. Though, to be fair, I think his sexism comes through a lot, though that should make it easy to list these traits. [[user:Melainia|Melainia]] 20:45 15 September 2010 (EST)

==Problems==

Last picture still feels like it should be further up the page somehow, and tbh it doesn't really belong in a "Real Life" section, so can be replaced I guess. Some content you guys might want in there has been removed and stuff. The quote at the top seems a bit too long for a start-of-page quote. The intro feels like a repeat of stuff in other sections, but I can't find anything to replace it with. That's all I can see at a glance, but I really don't have time atm to fix it all up. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 16:28, 14 January 2011 (PST)
:Also, in case you don't want to strain your eyes trying to figure out what I changed to reduce the page size by 2000 bits, it's mostly just taking out the dozens of "women's rights = stripping" that was all over the article, removing a WP link that was obvious ([[Help:A_Guide_to_Piping#Piping_to_Wikipedia|AND THUS AGAINST DA RULES]]), and a major restructuring into "Origin", "In Comic", and "IRL" sections. I didn't really remove anything significant that I can recall other than a couple images. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 16:34, 14 January 2011 (PST)

== Closed for editing ==

It seems this page is closed to editing.
I would like to make the text saying "paying for the honor." in the sentence "Chris tries to pass off his chauvinism as pseudo-feminism, and will never get laid without paying for the honor." link to http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Prostitute#Prostitution

--[[User:Shutupman|Shutupman]] 21:58, 24 January 2013 (PST)

Talk:Women's rights

2013-01-25T05:58:14Z

Shutupman: /* Closed for editing */ new section

December 2012

2013-01-09T00:42:54Z

Shutupman: decided a disclaimer should be added about the file size since people (such as myself) still have bandwidth limits in some places :(

'''December [[2012]]''' was the final month of [[Chris]]'s least active year since his discovery. It was also Chris's second [[Christmas|C-Mas]] without [[Bob|his father]]. With him making it past this month without returning to [[YouTube]], 2012 officially has the distinction of being the first year since trolling began that Chris hasn't uploaded a single [[List of videos|video]].

==Events==
*20 December - Chris posts a RapidShare link of the soundtrack from the 1990 WTJU Jazz Marathon, which [[Bob Chandler|his father]] both hosted and performed in. It can still be found at the original upload link, [http://http://rapidshare.com/files/3812165045/1990%20WTJU%20Jazz%20Marathon.zip here]. (Warning! This file is 845MB)
*25 December - To the surprise of no one, Santa Claus once again fails to [[All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend|deliver a sweetheart]] to Chris on [[Christmas]].

{{Timeline}}

December 2012

2013-01-09T00:41:45Z

Shutupman: added download link to WTJU Jazz Marathon. The file's still there, it had just reached the daily bandwidth limit earlier. confirmed it works as im downloading it right now

'''December [[2012]]''' was the final month of [[Chris]]'s least active year since his discovery. It was also Chris's second [[Christmas|C-Mas]] without [[Bob|his father]]. With him making it past this month without returning to [[YouTube]], 2012 officially has the distinction of being the first year since trolling began that Chris hasn't uploaded a single [[List of videos|video]].

==Events==
*20 December - Chris posts a RapidShare link of the soundtrack from the 1990 WTJU Jazz Marathon, which [[Bob Chandler|his father]] both hosted and performed in. It can still be found at the original upload link, [http://http://rapidshare.com/files/3812165045/1990%20WTJU%20Jazz%20Marathon.zip here].
*25 December - To the surprise of no one, Santa Claus once again fails to [[All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend|deliver a sweetheart]] to Chris on [[Christmas]].

{{Timeline}}

CWCki talk:Community Portal

2012-11-08T12:11:06Z

Shutupman: /* Forum link */ new section

Inventions

2012-10-05T20:03:45Z

Shutupman: reworded some stuff to make the article make more sense

[[Image:Tesla.jpg|thumb|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nikola_Tesla Nikola Tesla], another famous inventor who had a mental disorder and died a virgin. The similarities end at this point.]]

{{quote|"Necessity is the mother of invention", and I have invented quite a few crafts that have served me well.|Chris's reply to "Leonardo da Vinci", CWCipedia [[Mailbag]].}}

[[Christian Weston Chandler]] is truly a renaissance man, with many '''inventions''' to his credit. He draws [[Sonichu|comics]], makes [[Youtube|videos]], is an accomplished [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|singer]], models [[Honor Roll|sculptures out of clay]], provides voices for the [[Official Videobooks]], etc. etc. But being the [[David Alan Chandler|second]] son of the outstanding inventor [[Bob Chandler]], the man who designed controls for plastic water container molding machines (without which Chris would have no [[Fapcup|cup]] from which to [[Recycling|drink]] his [[Semen|navy]]), our hero just couldn't suppress his natural talent to invent. Thus, Christian Weston Chandler added being an inventor extraordinaire to his long list of "accomPLISHments."

==Better than Leonardo da Vinci==
In [[November 2009]], Chris received an e-mail from a [[Troll|fan]] roleplaying as Leonardo da Vinci, one of the great artists with whom Chris has compared himself [[Hotel Ricky Ricardo|in the past]] (managing to forget the great Italian's name and misspell his surname). Leo ironically stated that he considers Chris his [[Chris and art|"artistic equal"]], and asked if the [[autistic]] [[Chris and English|geinus]] has a similar knack to making inventions, for which Leonardo himself was famous. Being the egotistical and vain person he is, Chris could not allow even Leonardo da Vinci to excel him in any field. Chris was quick to assure Mr.da Vinci in his [[Mailbag]] reply that he is, indeed, an inventor as well, and proceeded to list three of the most outstanding of his inventions.

===The Three Great Inventions of Christian Weston Chandler===
'''I.''' The "One set of Inventions" including:
*[[Sonichu]];
*[[Rosechu]];
*City of [[CWCville]]. (Not really inventions so much as they are fictional concepts, and [[Chris and Copyright|incredibly derivative ones]], at that.) Of course, given [[Chris and reality|Chris's tenuous grasp on reality]], he may not realize this.

'''II.''' A "heavy-duty case", "built from [[Lego]]s and held together with tape", whose main purpose is "to hold [his] 20+ [[Card_games#Pok.C3.A9mon_TCG|Pok'emon]] (sic) Trading Card Game Decks with an area designed for damage counters, die and such". This is something that may have been a significant accomplishment for say, a 9-year-old, but when a 28-year-old man lists something he built with Lego as an "invention," it can only evoke facepalming. Moreover, Chris did not invent Legos, he merely put them together.

'''III.''' The [[Dating Education|Dating Education Class]]. (Which doesn't exist, so he didn't really invent them. And even then, a terrible idea.)

==Other Inventions==
{{incomplete}}

==See also==
*[[Bob Chandler]]
*[[Chris and Copyright]]

[[Category:Hobbies]][[Category: Media produced by Chris-chan]]

Inventions

2012-10-05T19:55:51Z

Shutupman: /* The Three Great Inventions of Christian Weston Chandler */ don't to dpesn't

[[Image:Tesla.jpg|thumb|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nikola_Tesla Nikola Tesla], another famous inventor who had a mental disorder and died a virgin. The similarities end at this point.]]

{{quote|"Necessity is the mother of invention", and I have invented quite a few crafts that have served me well.|Chris's reply to "Leonardo da Vinci", CWCipedia [[Mailbag]].}}

[[Christian Weston Chandler]] is truly a Renaissance man, with many '''inventions''' to his credit. He draws [[Sonichu|comics]], makes [[Youtube|videos]], performs [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|songs]], models [[Honor Roll|sculptures out of clay]], provides voices for the [[Official Videobooks]], etc. etc. But, being the [[David Alan Chandler|second]] son of the outstanding inventor [[Bob Chandler]], the man who designed controls for plastic water container molding machines (without which Chris would have no [[Fapcup|cup]] from which to [[Recycling|drink]] his [[Semen|navy]]), our hero just couldn't suppress his natural talent to invention. And thus, Christian Weston Chandler added being an inventor extraordinaire to his long list of "accomPLISHments."

==Better than Leonardo da Vinci==
In [[November 2009]], Chris received an e-mail from a [[Troll|fan]] roleplaying as Leonardo da Vinci, one of the great artists with whom Chris has compared himself [[Hotel Ricky Ricardo|in the past]] (managing to forget the great Italian's name and misspell his surname). Leo ironically stated that he considers Chris his [[Chris and art|"artistic equal"]], and asked if the [[autistic]] [[Chris and English|geinus]] has a similar knack to making inventions, for which Leonardo himself was famous. Being the egotistical and vain person he is, and not wanting even Leonardo da Vinci to excel him in any field, Chris was quick to assure Mr.da Vinci in his [[Mailbag]] reply that he is, indeed, an inventor as well, and proceeded to list three of the most outstanding of his inventions.

===The Three Great Inventions of Christian Weston Chandler===
'''I.''' The "One set of Inventions" including:
*[[Sonichu]];
*[[Rosechu]];
*City of [[CWCville]]. (Not really inventions so much as they are fictional concepts, and [[Chris and Copyright|incredibly derivative ones]], at that.) Of course, given [[Chris and reality|Chris's tenuous grasp on reality]], he may not realize this.

'''II.''' A "heavy-duty case", "built from [[Lego]]s and held together with tape", whose main purpose is "to hold [his] 20+ [[Card_games#Pok.C3.A9mon_TCG|Pok'emon]] (sic) Trading Card Game Decks with an area designed for damage counters, die and such". This is something that may have been a significant accomplishment for say, a 9-year-old, but when a 28-year-old man lists something he built with Lego as an "invention," it can only evoke facepalming. Moreover, Chris did not invent Legos, merely put them together.

'''III.''' The [[Dating Education|Dating Education Class]]. (Which doesn't exist, so he didn't really invent them. And even then, a terrible idea.)

==Other Inventions==
{{incomplete}}

==See also==
*[[Bob Chandler]]
*[[Chris and Copyright]]

[[Category:Hobbies]][[Category: Media produced by Chris-chan]]

Chris and the law

2012-08-01T08:43:58Z

Shutupman: changed header from Law troubles to Legal troubles. Grammar

{{Articleofthenow}}
[[Image:116-CWCCop.jpg|thumb|Chris aways keeps an eye out for criminal scum who would dare steal [[Sonichu]].]]

'''Laws''' are rules established by a society to protect its members and ensure the orderly function of society. Their observance is usually maintained by [[Jerkops|law enforcement]] and penalties are placed on those who disobey the laws.

For [[Chris]], however, these just serve as another deterrent in his endless quest for [[china]].

==Understanding==
{{quote|I have been giving him reasons since the police came in June of [[2008]], and nothing has sunken into that [[Hello, Juffalo|clown head]] of his.|[[Michael Snyder]]<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/all_comments?v=6odVsyr3I40]</ref>}}

[[Image:Impliedshooting.jpg|thumb|left|Chris implying guns are the answer.]]

Like his grip on [[Chris and reality|reality]], Chris's understanding of the law is uneasy at best, and dangerously naïve at worst . He regularly threatens trolls with legal action, and makes no distinction in severity between a troll [[Ivy Q&A|threatening violence]] against Chris and a troll uploading a harmless picture of [[Rosechu]] with a [[pickle]] to the Internet. As a matter of fact, Chris himself is prone to making [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|extremely violent threats]], such as threatening to murder [[Vivian]] and her entire family because of the [[audiobooks]]. He's done everything from calling the police to convincing his father to write to then-[[George W. Bush|President Bush]] in an attempt to get rid of his [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page. He has even attempted (poorly) to impersonate the President in a hilarious attempt to convince the trolls at ED to take down his page,<ref>http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=prev&oldid=1997405266</ref> and has attempted to contact current [[Barack Obama|President Obama]] to stop people from posting gay ads. Chris also believes that the laws in [[CWCville]] and the laws stated in [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']] should be enforced ''in real life.''<ref>[[Mailbag 55#Draconian fun!]]</ref>

Chris himself doesn't have much respect for laws and rules, at least when [[Chris and hypocrisy|their enforcement inconveniences him]]. During his time at [[Get-Tar Region|Target]] he didn't see anything wrong with exploiting the free refill policy and loitering for hours at a time in a privately-owned establishment while harassing female customers and apparently [[Attraction Sign|soliciting sex]]. Chris feels that his [[Virgin with Rage|emotional state]] entirely justifies his actions at times, stating in [[Vivitheg's AIM chat]] that he should be excused for disturbing the peace by literally shouting "NOOOOOOO!" loudly in the middle of a crowded mall.<ref>[[Sonichu 1#Sub-Episode 2: Christian Chandler in "The Rise & Fall of My Heart"]]</ref>

Self-contradictory to a fault, though, Chris is happy to meticulously follow some laws while ignoring others at the same time. In [[Sonichu Special 4]], his cartoon avatar makes a point of obeying the speed limit...while on his way to confront [[Liquid Chris]] and commit assault with a [[Megatron Pistol|deadly weapon]] upon him. Any intelligent and decent person could tell you which of these laws is more important, but Chris is neither intelligent nor decent. In a [[May 2010]] video, Chris states that he believes a man who brutally beat his girlfriend to death with his bare hands deserved twenty years in prison for his crimes, which is just twice the penalty he wants for [[Tobacky|smoking]].<ref>[[05142010]]</ref>

In addition, Chris has very little respect for [[Jerkops|those who enforce the law]]:

{{quote|Verbal Combat had started, and during the fight, I ran off, still giving verbal punishment, as well as da finger, and many “[[Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha]]s.” I nearly backed up onto him with my car, and I gave him another finger. Then I dashed off.|Excerpt from Chris's [[CWC's Diary|diary]]}}

The above quote pretty much defines Chris's attitude towards law enforcement officials. He feels that it is completely appropriate to flip off, insult, and [[lie]] to people who are simply doing their jobs. And, of course, as any rational person (i.e. anyone who's not Chris) would understand, running away from law enforcement officials is a seriously bad idea. Chris is truly a rebel without a cause or effect.

The correspondence with Jackie revealed that in the trial on the [[Target]] incident, Chris thought that his work with the [[The_GAMe_PLACe#Chris_the_TCG_gamer|Pokémon TCG League]] let him off the hook.<ref>[[Jackie e-mails Part 2#Chris_lies_about_The_Game_Place]]</ref> In reality, the court probably acquitted him either on a technicality or insufficient evidence. Chris probably mentioned the volunteer work because he believed a person's merits, no matter how unrelated, would automatically make one innocent of all charges. It is also telling that he recounted the charge as "Soliciting," whereas the actual charge was "Disorderly Conduct"; he feels that he was only persecuted because of his [[Love Quest]] efforts, and not because he was tard raging.

==Legal troubles==

===2004===
On 11 September [[2004]], Chris was detained at [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]] for loitering, and continually arguing with the staff over a number of months. The incident is depicted in [[Sub-Episode 1]]. Chris was banned from returning to the mall on his own and without his parents' company. However, it appears that this ban was lifted or ignored soon afterward.

===2005===
On 20 July [[2005]], Chris was charged with disorderly conduct<ref name="2005 Disorderly Conduct">[[:File:20050720-GC05009339-00.png|Disorderly conduct charge, 20 July 2005]]</ref> and trespassing<ref name="2005 Trespassing">[[:File:20050720-GC05009340-00.png|Trespassing charge, 20 July 2005]]</ref> at Target, as depicted in [[Sub-Episode 7]] and [[Sub-Episode 8]]. After two hearings,<ref name="2005 Disorderly Conduct" /><ref name="2005 Trespassing" /> prosecutors chose to drop the case and Chris was not punished.

Five days later, Chris caused an auto accident when he followed another car too closely and rear-ended it. This went to court on 12 September 2005.<ref name="2005 Following Too Close">[[:File:20050728-GT05011195-00.png|Following too close, 28 July 2005]]</ref> He was fined $30 and had to pay $56 in court costs.

===2010===
Chris's various run-ins at [[The GAMe PLACe]] have resulted in the cops being called on him a couple times. At least once after Chris called in his parents after he was initially banned from the location and tried to weasel his way back in, and again when he trespassed on the property, though he wasn't charged with anything on either occasion.<ref>[[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean]]</ref>

On 4 [[June 2010]], Chris made yet another pilgrimage to The GAMe PLACe. Chris was armed with his camera, and while Mike was concerned that Chris wanted pictures of his daughter for [[Mass Debating|disturbing reasons]], Chris maintains that he merely wanted a picture of Mike [[Death threats|for use as a dartboard]]. Still disturbing, but in entirely different ways. Chris was caught in the parking lot despite trying to run away, and was questioned by the police, who made him delete the pictures he had taken, and basically told him to quit his shit. Chris made his [[6 June 2010]] video in response to these events.

===2011===
In a [[May 2011]] [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]] post, Chris said that he has begun to use the ladies' restroom at his local mall while dressed in drag; he recounts an incident in which ''"a woman complains and tattles on me, and a [[JERK|stereotypical Brute male]] shouts me out. I felt embarassed. When in skirt, I am still gonna go to the Ladies, because there is no goin' back for me."'' This supposed brute male may or may not have been with [[Jerkop|mall security]].

In his [[Calling Out|three new videos]] posted after 8-month-long hiatus from YouTube he tries to do something which some viewers of ''The Chandler Show'' believe to be blackmail. Chris admitted it by typing word ''blackmail'' in tags for last of them; however trolls hoping for a lawsuit [[saga]] shouldn't get their hopes up, because it's unlikely any of the [[trolls]] threatened by it would want to report him, given that they've all been trying to get him back onto the internet for months and wouldn't want to drive him off again. Not to mention Chris probably doesn't have anything on them at all. Note that under Virginia law, his demands are more likely to be considered extortion (still a class five felony) rather than blackmail.

In the same video, Chris also point blank accused [[Michael Snyder]] of molesting his own daughter, all while admitting that he doesn't have any concrete proof of his allegation. Given how prone he is to accusing others of slandering him (aka pointing out his bad qualities that are extremely evident to everyone but Chris), Chris's accusations are very hypocritical. If Michael Snyder did want to sue Chris in civil court, he would indeed have a case against him as Chris's allegations are textbook defamation. However, it's questionable what Snyder would win in litigation, aside from a [[PS3]], numerous children's [[toys]] and the five or so dollars in Chris's bank account.

On [[28 October 2011]], Chris ended up in the worst possible scenario, netting a felony charge and two misdemeanors in what appears to be a ''third'' attempt to enter the GAMe PLACe. It appears that the Virginia justice system had finally run out of patience.

As a direct result of his October 28 run in with Michael Snyder, Chris had found both himself and his [[barb|mother]] on the receiving end of a civil suit. Having been sentenced to community service and put under a probation, and being charged with paying Snyder's medical bills, this may very well have been the first time that he has felt ramifications for his accusations and threats. However, it is much more likely that he simply [[Chris and his ego|doesn't care]], or still feels as if he were the [[Kick the autistic|real victim]] in all of this.

===2012===

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On 4 [[February 2012]], it was revealed on his [[Facebook]] that Chris no longer has respect for ''any'' sort of law enforcement after the events of [[28 October 2011]], officially deeming everyone who upholds the law a [[Jerkop]]. At the same time, he revealed another encounter with the boys in blue that day. As he attempted to pass out fliers while at the mall, encouraging others to stay away from the Game Place, two Jerkops (or as Chris puts it, "a Jerkop and an accomplice") approach him. Despite the officers simply wanting to talk to him and letting him know he wasn't in any trouble, Chris's paranoia kicked in and he ran. While the story Chris gives seem to hint that the officers just wanted to tell him to knock off the distribution of fliers, Chris believed otherwise, citing that one of them called out his name and making him think they wanted to post another encounter with him on the Internet. He escaped by diving into a Mitsubishi, most likely replacing the dying piece of scrap that is [[Son-Chu]], and driving off.

On the 12th April, Chris [[Virgin_with_rage#No_longer_a_virgin_.28no_word_on_the_rage.29|announced the loss of his virginity]], giving off strong hints that he had slept with a hired prostitute. He all but [[Facebook#Hey.2C_Trollies|confirmed this]] on the 1st May, when he said that he 'found her on the backpage', a website that solicits prostitutes. In the state of Virginia, this constitutes a Class 1 Misdeameanor and is therefore illegal. It is unknown whether or not Chris is aware of this, but it's very likely that if he is, [[Fuck Quest|he simply doesn't care.]]

On 28 [[April 2012]], Chris revealed another incident in the mall. Prior to his Facebook note on 30 [[March 2012]], Chris got into a shouting match with a troll on his cell phone at the mall. The shouting did not go unnoticed, and Chris ran for it once security was called in. On 25 April, Chris received a ban from the mall,<ref>[[Facebook#Maniacal Laughter from Who now? Oh, wait, It Is ME! >8D]]</ref> though it is unknown if it was for that incident or an incident that happened between those two dates.

On 10 [[July 2012]], Chris was arraigned in court for the [[28 October 2011]] incident. After calling Snyder a "thieving liar" in the courtroom, Chris was sentenced to community service and is under a one-year probation. If he does not comply, he will go to jail. As well, he was ordered to pay Snyder's medical bills.

==Chris's parents and law==

It's not hard to figure out why Chris thinks the law should serve him and him alone. His parents, too, have the same problem.

* When Chris was thrown out of the [[Wikipedia:Cub Scouting (Boy Scouts of America)|Cub Scouts]] after an [[autism|unknown incident]], his parents attempted to sue the [[Wikipedia:Boy Scouts of America|Boy Scouts of America]] for [[Kick the autistic|discrimination]].<ref>[[Mailbag 18]]</ref>
* When Chris threw a tantrum that required him to be restrained, Bob attempted to sue the school.<ref>[http://208.210.219.132/stars/mainmenu.jsp;jsessionid=0000XHMY2MEVFIV0HN4N1CX0EQA:ulnfn1uq], case 0438-94-2</ref>
* When [[Mimms]] and [[Lucas]] took a picture of Chris and uploaded it to the Internet, Chris's parents threatened them with legal action (but never followed through).
* When [[Snorlax]] thought she had indigestion (actually [[Wikipedia:colitis|colitis]]), she acted like she was going to sue the Chinese place the food came from. When the doctor actually explained what happened, she dropped the subject.
* Chris inherited his love of running from problems - when his parents had their absurd case against Greene County used against them, their first reaction was to run to another county.<ref>[[Greene County Conspiracy]]</ref>
* When [[Asperchu|Alec]] called the Chandler household posing as [[GAMe PLACe]] employee Matthew Noble, they claimed that taking pictures of somebody without their knowledge or consent was "Not illegal." It is ironic, given that they threatened to sue Mimms and Lucas for exactly the same thing.<ref name="Matthew Noble call">[[Matthew Noble call]]</ref>
* During that same call, Bob seems to completely disregard the concept that an individual can be barred from private property, saying, "it's a business place," as though that has any more bearing on the law and how it affects his son than, say, the color of the store's walls.<ref name="Matthew Noble call"/>
* On [[28 October 2011]], Barb was arrested for not only fleeing the scene of an accident, but also felony assault on a police officer, a crime that a remotely sensible person would never commit due to the serious consequences attached to it (mandatory minimum of six months' imprisonment on conviction); however, the recent death of her husband, her age, ill-health and dependent son probably helped earn her clemency.
*On 10 [[July 2012]], Barb was arraigned in court for her participation in the 28 October 2011 incident. She was sentenced to community service and is under a two year probation.

==Chris's ORIGINAL and OFFICIAL laws==
[[Image:AL cover.gif|thumb|Where Chris's ORIGINAL and OFFICIAL laws come from.]]
As he believes the police in real life are corrupt and sees them in the same light as he sees the [[jerkop]]s in his comic, Chris has his own spin on the law. The penalties for [[Alcohol|drinking]], [[Tobacky|smoking]] and [[troll|internet harassment]] involve physical violence including a "Kick in the Teeth" which Chris portrays as a punch in the first and only of his supposed series of Q&A videos.<ref>[[Chris Chan Q&A 27 October 2008|the only one]]</ref>

On 31 [[December 2009]], Chris presented a nice babble about a law he wants made to prevent [[Jack Thaddeus]] from using adspace he paid for.

{{quote|I Have The Instinct, and I Have Already [[CWC-ism|Snail-Mailed]] President Barack Obama on how this sort of bad advertisement is going on and how it is Wrong and should be made Illegal. On HOW if the Main Captain does not WANT or IS OFFENDED with the listed Ads within his own Website or Works, REGARDLESS of who controls the AdSpace, WOULD REMOVE THOSE ADS or face JAILTIME. And the F.B.I. would be FULLY INVOLVED in all this, and THEY have the Power, Tools and Balls to seek, hunt down and bring in the Individual Internet Trolls and Ad-Spammers.|Chris, [[Chris and his Ego|Thinking he's important]]}}

Yes, you heard it right. Chris wants to ask the President of the United States to make [[Chris and Reality|advertisements he doesn't like illegal.]] From a practical standpoint, CWCipedia is the only wiki that has a "Main Captain." This "Main Captain" does literally nothing to run or maintain the site at all. Furthermore, if someone paid for adspace, the host that received the money must allow the purchasing party to use said adspace for the allotted time, no matter what they advertise, or the host faces legal penalties. And last but not least, the President has better things to do than slap laws on wikis. It also escapes Chris's mind that the President doesn't make law. He would have had a better chance if he had mailed his congressman. He of course, will never bother.

This attitude is also reflected on his relationship with [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. [[2003|Years ago]], she interrupted Chris in what looked like [[Love Quest#Conflicts with Mary Lee Walsh|soliciting for sex]]. [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|Hilarity ensued]] and Chris received a well-deserved [[Autism papers|time-out]] for [[Chris and anger|his antics]]. Fast-forward in [[2009]] when Chris, out of the blue decides to make peace. He went to her office and left her a [[:File:Apology to Mary Lee.jpg|"Framed Hand-Drawn Apology"]] on her doorstep.<ref>[[One Blessing, and One Curse|out of the blue]]</ref> Knowing Chris's attitude, she filled a trespassing notice. In pure [[autistic]] logic, Chris said that since he didn't read the letter and returned it to the sender, so he's not liable.<ref>[[Mailbag 26]]</ref>

[[Mailbag 55]] posits a few more original laws: one, that it should be illegal for [[Jerks|men]] to ever show their [[Reldnahc|bare chest]] (because, according to Chris, no one in the entire world ever wants to see a man's bare chest, disregarding [[women]], [[Homos|gay men]] and boxing enthusiasts), and two he wants to [[Women's rights|force all women]] in any kind of relationship to wear rings, thus defeating all symbolism and significance of them.

Due to Chris being forced away from the Internet, Chris began to formulate a new law, the "Bill for Anti Online Bad-Mouthing," starting with his second [[Flipnote Hatena|Flipnote]], [[Don'tGetTrolled!]]. What this entails is unknown, but by the sounds if it, he wishes for a law where no one can ever speak up against anyone in a negative tone, thus allowing Chris to continue to have his e-peen stroked while the trolls can't touch him. While there have been laws that punish those that lead to others being harmed via the Internet, the Bill for Anti Online Bad-Mouthing is one of the most ridiculous ideas ever, as it leads to a complete and utter smashing of the [[Wikipedia:Bill of Rights|Bill of Rights]], specifically [[Wikipedia:Freedom of Speech|Freedom of Speech]].

TL;DR: Chris ignores the law when it's inconvenient, yet expects it to save the day when the [[Autism]] card doesn't work.

==In the comic==
Chris's understanding of the law in his comics goes so far as to been seen as a mixture of childish tendencies and, some might say, authoritarianism. In [[CWCville]], Chris has banned a number of things in his city. [[Smoking]] or drinking [[alcohol]] would lead one to be either sentenced to ten years in prison or a much more lenient US$1,500 fine (although, as [[CWCville]] uses C-Quarters and W-Quarters for currency, it's not clear why fines are levied in US dollars).<ref name="Chris Chan Q&A 27 October 2008">[[Chris Chan Q&A 27 October 2008]]</ref> Indeed, importing tobacco or alcohol is the most serious crime in the city, apparently receiving a greater punishment than murder or rape.<ref name="Chris Chan Q&A 27 October 2008"/> However, it should be noted that Chris [[Rollin' and Trollin'|repealed the law]] in [[June 2009]].

The Rosechus tend to fight for [[women's rights]], that is to say, the ability to strip naked whenever and wherever they want to, not to mention the fact that full legal rights for women are already established across the US, suggesting that Chris has imposed discriminating laws against women in CWCville.

Chris has been seen as a do-nothing Mayor, preferring to have [[Allison Amber|his secretary]] do all the work (as per his thoughts on women) while he goes off on another one of his sweetheart searches. He has mandated "[[Dating Education]]" classes for students so that they can learn to go on dates, as well as how to "stay straight."

[[List_of_Sonichu_characters#Constables_Gerald_Grant_and_Louis_Perez|Actual police officers]] did not appear until [[Sonichu 10|quite late]] and even then, they did nothing whatsoever, giving the impression that Chris and his [[Pokémon]] abominations are the only thing standing between peace and eternal virgins with rage. However, [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu #9'']] seems to reveal that there are three sets of "other" protectors: a (possibly) nondescript police force (distinct from [[Mary Lee Walsh]]'s [[jerkops]]), as well as his own team of [[Power Rangers]] and a team of [[Transformers]].

{{quote|Is CWCville under Martial Law?|[[Jack Thaddeus]] citing the truth as he sees it}}

It gets even scarier. In conversation with [[Jack Thaddeus]], he revealed that CWCville is the home of a paramilitary force equipped with tanks which he uses as a "Police Force", and all his [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] enjoy immunity from prosecution and are above the law.<ref>[[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 3]]</ref> If we add all this to the fact that there are no free elections in CWCville, this shows us the city in the hands of an insane, tyrannical dictator running it with an iron fist, and backed with super-powered goons who are free to do any atrocity with impunity. According to Chris, [[Magi-Chan]] mentally scans the city perimeters for any sexual acts, and reports any [[homosexual]] activity to the authorities. The participants are then "tried and fined HEAVILY; $500 or 50 Hours of Community Service."<ref>[[Mailbag 31#Magi-Chan knows when you fuck]]</ref> Apparently in CWCville, the [[Wikipedia:Fourth Amendment to the United States Constitution|Fourth Amendment to the U.S. Constitution]] does not apply in matters of personal sexual choice, and neither does the [[wikipedia:Lawrence v. Texas|U.S. Supreme Court ruling]] finding sodomy laws to be unconstitutional.

In a strange [[Chris and hypocrisy|set of double standards]], Chris has been shown to injure, kill, or damage people and property ''outside of CWCVille''. [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu #10'']] has shown no less than four grievous acts upon others: the destruction of the [[4-cent garbage]] building, the murder of over one hundred alleged "trolls" in said destruction, breaking and entering, and destroying Internet files and property. There was no evidence to suggest that this act of mass murder was even investigated by the authorities, and the comic portrays this act of [[terrorism]] as Chris heroically defeating a gang of criminals.

Following the death of [[Simonla]], the culprits ([[Alec]], [[Mao]], [[Sean]] and [[Evan]]) are subjected to a show trial, and given no defense attorney by the state (violating the [[Wikipedia:Sixth Amendment to the United States Constitution|Sixth Amendment]]) forcing Sean to act as their lawyer despite being [[Tobacky|high as a kite]]. There is no solid evidence presented for the murder charge, aside from the Voltorb remote (which the prosecutor never tried to prove belonged to them) and wholly unreliable "psychic evidence" extracted by Magi-Chan. When they're railroaded and found guilty, they're ''killed by the people they've wronged'' (read: murdered brutally by cartoon characters), in a gross violation of the [[Wikipedia:Eighth Amendment to the United States Constitution|Eighth Amendment]] forbidding cruel and unusual punishment.

Demonstrating Chris's limited understanding of trials (as his knowledge of trials stems purely from television), the kangaroo court integrates both elements of civil and criminal trials. The Asperpedia Four are not only prosecuted for murder by a [[Marvey Blaziken|state attorney]], as per a criminal trial, but also charged with defamation of character, libel, and copyright infringement (as well as several charges such as "profanity to the max" that would hold no water in an actual court) by Chris and his cohorts, as per a civil trial. Surely enough, Chris, Sonichu, and Rosechu are sitting in a bench marked "PLAINTIF" [sic]. That both civil and criminal charges are included in one trial not only demonstrates a poor understanding of the courtroom process, but is further proof that Chris considers "slanderous mockeries" and other torts on par with major crimes such as murder and assault. To add to the equation, one cannot be given a death sentence (or any sentence, for that matter) for being guilty in a civil trial, but in the Asperpedia Four trial civil charges are the primary reason for the death sentence. In summary, the CWCville court system is a constitutional nightmare that violates multiple articles and amendments, and has no concept of due process. One must wonder why it is allowed to exist within the borders of the U.S.

tl;dr: Any semblance of law in CWCville exists solely to further the wishes of its tyrannical (and murderous) Mayor.

== Sources ==
<references />

==See also==
*[[Parody]]
*[[Jerkop]]
*[[Manajerk]]
*[[Chris and copyright]]

{{Chris and}}

Sarah Nicole Hammer

2012-06-10T03:29:39Z

Shutupman: /* With Wes Iseli */ syntax

[[Image:0715-ChristianWSarahcropped.jpg|thumb|150px|Chris & Sarah]]

{{quote|Sarah is Christian's Life-Long Best Friend. She is a spunky gal, and she is very pretty. One may say that she is the spitting image of Britney Spears.|[[:Image:298-ACSarahBck.jpg|Animal Crossing card]] describing Sarah Hammer; who looks nothing like [[Britney Spears]]}}

'''Sarah Nicole Hammer''' (born 13 October [[1982]]<ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#The Story|Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], page 1</ref>) was the [[Wikipedia:Girl next door|girl next door]]<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992]]</ref> for [[Chris]] from age 2 until around age 10, when he moved away, whom he apparently considered his closest friend. Chris met Sarah again when he entered [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] when he came back to the county after finishing [[Manchester High School]]. Although by [[2005]] Chris had come to regard Sarah as his best and closest friend however, Chris seems to suggest that he hasn't had much contact with her as compared to his childhood.

As far as can be told, Chris has had no contact with Sarah since he came into [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|the spotlight]], and unlike [[Megan]] there aren't any [[Mimms|trolls]] who know her IRL capable of updating us on her status. There's no evidence to suggest that Sarah has even seen the comics, or has any opinion on them.

==Sarah Hammer in real life==
[[Image:SarahHammerPortrait.jpg|thumb|right|Like anything that looks good in real life, Chris ruins it by drawing it.]]
===Childhood===
{{quote|She brought me a lot out of my [[autism|autistic]] social shell for the time back then.|[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992|Wikipedia autobiography]]}}

Chris continues to cherish many important memories with Sarah, such as riding swing sets and playing "hide and [[Comeuppance|seed]]." Once, Sarah tried to teach Chris to [[Wikipedia:Roller skating|roller-skate]], but Chris fell down and gave up, showing that Chris has no sense of coordination, balance, or dedication.

It is not entirely known if Sarah actually cared about Chris. In [[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], Chris recounts a story in which Sarah told Chris that Casper the friendly ghost was hiding under the house. Chris, being as [[Autism|childish]] as he's always known to be, fell for it and went to search for him. When Chris entered the crawlspace, Sarah locked him in and left. Eventually, Sarah's father had to come and get him out.

Sarah also tried to convince Chris to put a honeysuckle in his mouth. Specifically the tip, which is poisonous. Chris almost fell for this one, but his parents caught him and warned him of its dangers. And you know what they say: a girl that tries to kill you isn't really your friend.

Sarah and Chris were the same age and may have attended the same elementary school, but Chris moved to [[Richmond]] to attend middle school. For most normal people this would probably be the end of the relationship.

Chris has suggested that he did not originally view Sarah as a potential [[sweetheart]]; this decision apparently came later, most likely due to autism and a sheltered upbringing.

===She got hot===
Between [[2000]] and [[2003]] Sarah grew up and shed her old image, and became so attractive to Chris that he later called her "a spittin' image of [[Britney Spears]]."<ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#Over the Years|Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], page 9</ref> Normally, people don't find childhood friends to be sexually attractive due to the [[wikipedia:Westermarck Effect|Westermarck Effect]], so either Chris just feels no such effect and would gladly bone a [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|sister]] figure, or they didn't know each other well enough as kids for it to take effect. Most likely the latter. The fact that he thinks she looks like Britney Spears is probably just because she has boobs and long blonde hair. She actually looks nothing like Britney Spears and has a completely different face shape, but Chris is notorious for his poor facial recognition skills anyway. This is the man who had to stare at himself in a mirror for hours to remember what ''he'' actually looked like after all.<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_7/Page_24</ref>

===With Wes Iseli===
By Chris's admission, he hadn't had much contact with Sarah after he moved to Richmond, although at some point he apparently concluded that they were destined to be lovers. The revelation that Sarah was dating local magician/heart-throb [[Wes Iseli]] was clearly traumatic for Chris. On one occasion Chris saw Sarah sitting in Wes's lap, which made Chris visibly jealous; this incident was important enough (to Chris, anyway) to document in his [[Sonichu (comic)|comics]]. A similar freak out occurred when Chris saw Megan sitting on the lap of one of her male friends around the time he was discovered by [[4chan|/v/]], and he still gets insanely jealous whenever he sees a girl sitting on the lap of any other man, likely because it reminds him of the [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]].<ref>[[Megan_Emails,_Aug-Dec_2007#Chris is scared of some fanart]]</ref>

Chris regards losing Sarah to Wes as one of the two reasons he launched his [[Love Quest]]. Although this event technically changed nothing—Chris had never had a girlfriend and still did not—it spurred him to action, giving him a reason to actively seek out and obtain a [[Boyfriend-free girl]].

The lyrics of Christian's song "[[BFF's (Best Friends Forever)]]" seem to be addressing Sarah, with Chris conceding the impossibility of romantic love and seeking greater fulfillment in a [[friend zone|closer platonic friendship]]. His comparison of "your boyfriend" (presumably Wes) to [[Black Sonichu]] recast himself and the couple into the hero-lover-rival ''troika'' that he developed for [[Sonichu]], and then further refined by featuring Wes as [[Wes-Li Sonichu|an evil hedgehog]] in his own right. Thankfully, Wes's career proved resilient enough to survive the trauma.

To this day, there exist no records of what Sarah's reaction to any of this insanity was, not even in Chris's recounting of the events.

===With William Spicer===
At some point Chris learned that Sarah broke up with Wes and then subsequently met another man, [[William Spicer]], whom she eventually married. The ups and downs of how Chris took this news are captured in how the fictional Chris reacted in [[Sonichu 2|''Sonichu'' #2]] after Sarah tells him, and in [[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu #5'']] when Chris made a comic adaptation of her wedding. Chris knew so little about Spicer, probably having never met him, that in the comic he decided to depict the groom as a [[Yu-Gi-Oh!]] character so that he wouldn't have to draw the actual person. If the comic is anything to go by, Chris did not attend the wedding in real life, but quietly accepted Sarah's decision anyway. William Spicer was spared the fate of being made into a one dimensional Sonichu villain like his predecessor was however, though not because Wes had done wrong while William had not, but rather because Wes was unlucky enough to have dated Sarah while Chris was interested in her, while by the time William was marrying her, Chris had already moved on to [[Megan]].

==Sarah in the comic==
Christian first hints at Sarah's involvement in the Sonichu comics in [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu #0'']], where he alludes to three mysterious electric hedgehogs: [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]], [[Wes-Li Sonichu]], and Saramah Rosechu. This is the closest Chris can come to a slow-building long-term mystery, so of course he [[comeuppance|blows his wad]] right away, introducing the revealing the identities of at least two of these characters a few pages afterwards in the [[Classic Sonichu Strips]].

===Sarah Hammer/Nicole Rammer===
[[Image:Sarah hammer reimagined.png|thumb|left|Artist's impression of Sarah Hammer and the Lightning Bracelets.]]

After Chris activated the anchuent powers foretold by the [[Anchuent Prophecy]], Sarah had a vision of the ancient queen of the [[Cherokian Clan]], who explained her role in the prophecy and gave her the Lightning Bracelets. Using the bracelets Sarah could transform into Saramah Rosechu, whose role in the prophecy would be to maintain the balance between Chris-Chan and Wes-Li.

When Sarah discovered these two hedgehogs, they were already locked in battle. Although at first she didn't know who Chris-Chan and Wes-Li were, Saramah quickly learned that the hedgehogs were also her old friend Christian and her recent boyfriend [[Wes Iseli]]. Forced to choose between these two men, Saramah [[Chris and his Ego|remembered who was writing the comic]], so she impaled Wes-Li against a tree and broke up with him, citing his cruelty toward Christian. Saramah actually spent more time dressing down Wes than she did battling [[Count Graduon]], the evil she and the others were prognosticated to defeat.

With Wes quickly departing, Chris and Sarah returned to their human forms and caught up on old times. Chris believed he now had an easy path to becoming Sarah's [[sweetheart]], but unfortunately for him she was already interested in another man, [[William Spicer]].

Though Sarah technically did not appear again until [[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu #5'']], she did appear in one of the Classic Sonichu Strips from [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu #0'']]. The one which she appeared in was reprinted in [[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu #4'']] and established as having taken place a few weeks before the events of Sub-Episode 7.

Later, in ''Sonichu #5'', Chris would invisibly attend Sarah's wedding to William Spicer, being on-hand for Wes-Li's attempt to kidnap her. Using his Chris-Chan Sonichu powers and [[Yu-Gi-Oh!]] cards, Chris rescued Sarah, who then rewarded him by tossing him the bouquet and wished him luck in his pursuit of [[Megan]]. In spite of this issue being based around Sarah's wedding and being intended as a sendoff to her character, she did remarkably little in this story, just [[Women's rights|filling the role of the kidnapped princess]].

Sarah was not seen in the comic for a long time afterwards, but she did appear again in [[Sonichu Special 2]], also known as the Wedding Comic. In this comic, she attends Chris's ill fated marriage to [[Ivy]], dressing [[Tomgirl|in drag]] and acting as the best man, since Chris doesn't actually have any friends other than her who could fill that role other than [[Sonichu|fictional characters]] or possibly [[Bob Chandler|his father]]. One can't shake the feeling that he'd probably ask Sarah to do this in a real life wedding too.

Thanks to the efforts of [[Nintendo]] lawyer [[Jay Z]] during the [[Miyamoto Saga]], Sarah later became one of many characters who had their names [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|retconned]] in the story, due to being based on real life people. As such, in the [[Sonichu Videobooks]], Sarah Hammer instead became Nicole [[Dildo|Rammer]]. "Nicole," because that's her middle name, and "Rammer" because he's a fucking moron.

===Saramah Rosechu===
[[Image:076-IlluminatingSarahama.jpg|thumb|Not creepy at all.]]

{{quote|Sarhamah's [sic] origin is unknown but her radiance shines brighter than the sun. When she shoots her arrows, they fly like lightning bolts. She is also known as a peaceful protector. And she is lovely, [[Angelica|angelic]], and simply irresistible.|[[:Image:301-ACSarhamahBck.jpg|Sarhamah Rosechu Animal Crossing card]].}}

Most, if not all of Sarah's appearances in Chris's comics are in the form of Saramah [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechu]], using the powers bestowed upon her by the [[Anchuent Prophecy]] to transform into a furry. She has no actual personality beyond asserting her deep, abiding friendship with Christian, which again suggests that he knows nothing about this person except what he likes to think she feels about him. Sarah is able to activate this form through use of the Lightning Bracelets, which act as her own equivalent to Chris's [[Sonichu Medallion]] or Wes Iseli's Fireshock Pendant.

Prior to the retcon, Saramah Rosechu was a much more sensible name for Sarah's Sonichu form, even if still slightly weird. Since the change however, new readers of the comic who are not aware of the background of the character are just left baffled by the strange notion that a woman named "Nicole" transforms into a hedgehog and is then named "Sarah" for some reason.

Due to her lack of a large role in the comics, Saramah Rosechu doesn't have many powers compared to the other two chosen ones of the prophecy. While Chris and Wes both use weird [[Pokémon]] related attacks or [[Yu-Gi-Oh!]] cards to fight, aside from the retarded Team Blast attack ripped off from ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic Heroes]]'', Sarah is only ever seen using her bow and arrow to fight with. Both the bow and arrow are lightning bolt shaped. They may or may not be literally made of electricity. [[Chris and art|It's hard to tell with Chris's art.]]

===Queen of the Cherokian Clan===
[[Image:Queen_of_the_Cherokian_Clan.PNG|thumb|left|100px|The only picture of her to this date.]]

Wife of the [[ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan]], and the [[Cherokian Clan]]'s queen.

Little is established about the queen except that she was the object of a rivalry between her husband and his [[Wasabi Rival]]. She would be reincarnated as [[Sarah Hammer]], about whom we know little except that she was the object of a "rivalry" between [[Christian Weston Chandler]] and [[Wes Iseli]]. This is a good example of how Chris's female characters exist only to motivate his male ones and/or be fap material. The [[Anchuent Prophecy]] caused Sarah to learn of her past life and thereby gain the powers of [[Saramah Rosechu]], which she was tutored in using by a vision of the Queen.

The queen hasn't shown up since that single appearance, and considering that Sarah/Saramah has been absent from the comic since getting married in ''Sonichu #5'' save for her brief cameo at Chris's wedding, it's highly unlikely she'll ever show up again.

Oddly enough, of the three ancestors, she is the only one who actually looks something like a Native American; although she's still blonde and blue-eyed, she's wearing a dress that could be made of deerskin, which is the stereotypical way of dressing Native ladies in works of fiction. At least Chris got that part right.

{{-}}

==Gallery==
<center>
<gallery>
File:053-SongsBetweenFriendsCD.jpg|A CD for Sarah
Image:297-ACSarah.jpg|"Sarah Hammer" [[Animal Crossing]] Card.
Image:298-ACSarahBck.jpg|Sarah Hammer card back.
Image:300-ACSarhamah.jpg|"Saramah" Animal Crossing Card.
Image:301-ACSarhamahBck.jpg|Saramah card back.
Image:299-SarahHammer.jpg|Picture of human Sarah.
Image:303-Sarhamah.jpg|Picture of furfag Sarah.
Image:302-YuSahramah.jpg|Saramah Rosechu ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]'' card.
Image:304-LightningBracelets.jpg|Lightning Bracelets ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]'' card.
</gallery>
</center>

== Sources ==
<references />

==See also==
*[[Sonichu 2|''Sonichu #2'']]
*[[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu #5'']]
*[[Chris-Chan Sonichu]]
*[[Wes Iseli]]
*[[Cherokian Clan]]
*[[Anchuent Prophecy]]
*[[Megan Schroeder]]

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{{People}}
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[[Category:Real people who have appeared in Sonichu comics]]

List of Chris's PSN game downloads

2012-03-06T17:14:27Z

Shutupman: updated amount at top of page from ~$3400 to ~$3700

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[[Image:Etc playstation.PNG|thumb|right|American taxpayer money spent on Social Security Disability helps disabled people like Chris buy essential goods like…video games.]]
[[Chris]] doesn't understand the value of [[Chris and money|money]]. This is well-known, but nowhere is it better illustrated than in the log of his '''[[PlayStation Network]] game downloads'''.

Acquired by [[Clyde Cash]] and other trolls, the data show that Chris has spent in the vicinity of $3,700 (as of early March 2012) on videos, game content, and other purchases through the PSN. His [[List of Chris's PSN video downloads|video downloads]] are catalogued elsewhere. This list attempts to catalog the games and game "upgrades" Chris has bought so far.

Many of his spending decisions boggle the mind. He has, for instance, spent around $35 on nothing but furniture and character clothing for ''[[Sonichu Home Club|PlayStation Home]]'', [[Sony]]'s ''Second Life'' knockoff. Nearly $30 has gone towards new characters and ball designs for ''High Velocity Bowling'', even though his trophy showcase indicates that he hasn't bothered to play the game. On the ''[[Soul Calibur|Soul Calibur IV]]'' front, he bought weapon packs, content he could have unlocked on his own had he bothered to play the game at all. The most ridiculous part of his ''SCIV'' purchases is that he bought the Yoda character; one can easily see why [[Hex Bawx|Hex-Box]] owners are eager to purchase Darth Vader, but purchasing Yoda for PS3 is pure unadulterated fraternization with [[Hex Bawx|The Enemy]]. Finally, the bill for his ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' downloads, of course, hardly bears thinking about.

Chris's rate of spending varies from month to month. In January 2009, he deposited a modest $90 in his PSN wallet, but that came after two months of heavy binging — he spent around $235 in December 2009 and almost as much in November.

Averaged out, Chris's PSN habit is enough to make short work of his [[monthly tugboat]] and then some. Since his downloads are paid for with a credit card, of course, they are responsible for the lion's share of his deepening debt. Chris's understanding of money has always been horrible, but only when he is freed from the constraints of a fixed income do we see just how little he understands of the value of money. This is a man who has been wearing the same [[Chris and fashion|hideous salvation army clothes]] for years, only retiring a costume when he gets too [[obesity|fat]] to wear it, yet he spends thousands of dollars on games he's likely never played. As Chris only receives around $800 a month, this is the rough equivalent of a normal person spending 3 1/2 months of their entire paycheck on just downloadables.

This list is based on an accounting of Chris's purchases through the American PlayStation Network, and as such may not be complete. It's likely that Chris has also spent even more money on downloads from the Japanese and other PSN stores, such as the game ''Mainichi Issho'', which he apparently played to completion, according to his trophy case. According to his communications with [[Samantha Thaddeus E-mails|Samantha Thaddeus]], Chris also set up accounts for use with the Spanish, French, German, Japanese, and Hong Kong PSN stores.

==The Downloads==

===''[[Wikipedia:Bioshock|BioShock]]''===
{| class="wikitable"
|PS3 Challenge Rooms
|$9.99
|}

===''[[Wikipedia:Blast_Factor|Blast Factor]]''===
{| class="wikitable"
|Multiplayer Pack
|$2.99
|-
|Advanced Research
|$4.99
|-
|'''Total'''
|'''$7.98'''
|}

===''[[Wikipedia:Brain_Challenge|Brain Challenge]]''===
{| class="wikitable"
|Expansion Pack
|$2.99
|}

===''[[Brutal Legend]]''===
{| class="wikitable"
|Hammer of Infinite Fate
|$4.99
|}

===''[[Wikipedia:Burnout Paradise|Burnout Paradise]]''===
{| class="wikitable"
|Big Surf Island
| $12.99
|-
|Boost Specials Collection
| $7.99
|-
|Cops and Robbers
|$9.99
|-
|Party
| $9.99
|-
|Legendary Cars Collection
| $7.99
|-
|Time Savers Pack
| $4.99
|-
|Toy Car Collection
| $12.99
|-
|'''Total'''
|'''$66.93'''
|}

===''[[Wikipedia:Buzz!:_Quiz_TV|BUZZ! Quiz TV]]''===
{| class="wikitable"
|Videogames Pack
| $5.99
|-
|Quiz of the Year 2008 Pack
| $5.99
|-
|Junior: Jungle Party
| $4.99
|-
|Comedy Pack
| $5.99
|-
|Rock Legends
| $7.99
|-
|'''Total'''
|'''$30.95'''
|}

===''Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare''===
{| class="wikitable"
|Variety Map Pack (Purchased by trolls when first hacked)
|$9.99
|}

===''[[Wikipedia:Disgaea_3:_Absence_of_Justice|Disgaea 3: Absence of Justice]]''===
{| class="wikitable"
|All Star Theme
| $0.99
|-
|Character: Curtis
| $1.99
|-
|Character: Hanako
| $1.99
|-
|Character: Prinny Curtis
| $1.99
|-
|Character: Taro
| $1.99
|-
|Class World Command Attack Mode
| $3.99
|-
|Defender of Earth Character Pack
| $5.99
|-
|Demon & Detective Set
| $3.99
|-
|Disgaea 2 Character Pack
| $4.99
|-
|Disgaea 2 Sacrebleu Character Pack
| $5.99
|-
|Fake Heroes Set
| $3.99
|-
|Item World Command Attack Mode
| $3.99
|-
|Item World Survival Attack Mode
| $3.99
|-
|Makai Kingdom Main Character Pack
| $3.99
|-
|Raspberyl Chapters 1-4
| $11.99
|-
|Soul Nomad Set
| $3.99
|-
|'''Total'''
|'''$66.33'''
|}

===''[[Wikipedia:Echochrome|echochrome]]''===
{| class="wikitable"
|PSP Level Pack Add-On
|$4.99
|}

===''[[Eye of Judgment]]''===
{| class="wikitable"
|Expansion Bundle - Sets 2 & 3
|$19.99
|}

===''[[Wikipedia:FlOw|flOw]]''===
{| class="wikitable"
|Expansion Pack
|$2.99
|}

===''[[Wikipedia:Folklore (video game)|Folklore]]''===
{| class="wikitable"
|Add-on Bundle 1
|$5.99
|-
|Add-on Bundle 2
|$5.99
|-
|Add-on Bundle 3
|$5.99
|-
|'''Total'''
|'''$17.97'''
|}

===''Go! Puzzle''===
{| class="wikitable"
|Swizzle Blocks
|$2.99
|}

===''Go! Sudoku''===
{| class="wikitable"
|Easy Pack
|$2.99
|-
|Mild Pack
|$2.99
|-
|Difficult Pack
|$2.99
|-
|Fiendish Pack
|$2.99
|-
|'''Total'''
|'''$11.96'''
|}

===''[[Guitar Hero]]''===
{| class="wikitable"
|30 Seconds to Mars Track Pack
|$5.49
|-
|Acoustic Track Pack
|$5.49
|-
|AFI Track Pack
|$5.49
|-
|"Ain't Got Nothin'" by Oasis
|$1.99
|-
|All Hallows Eve Track Pack
|$5.49
|-
|"Antisocial"
|$2.49
|-
|Aussie Track Pack
| $5.49
|-
|Ben Harper and Relentless7 Track Pack
| $5.49
|-
|Billy Squier Track Pack
| $5.49
|-
|Bob Seger Track Pack
| $5.49
|-
|Breaking Benjamin Track Pack
| $5.49
|-
|"Camel's Night Out" by Eric Johnson
| $1.99
|-
|Bob Seger Track Pack
| $5.49
|-
|Celebrity New Year's Track Pack (Guitar Hero World Tour)
|$5.49
|-
|Classic Rock Track Pack (Guitar Hero III)
| $6.25
|-
|Classic Rock Track Pack (Guitar Hero World Tour)
| $5.49
|-
|Classic Rock 2 Track Pack
| $5.49
|-
|Coldplay Track Pack
| $6.25
|-
|Country Track Pack
| $5.49
|-
|Creedence Clearwater Revival Track Pack
| $5.49
|-
|Def Leppard Track Pack
| $6.25
|-
|Dragonforce Track Pack
| $6.25
|-
|"Dueling Banjos" by Steve Ouimette
| $1.99
|-
|The Eagles Track Pack
| $5.49
|-
|Eagles of Death Metal Track Pack
| $5.49
|-
|Epitaph Punk-O-Rama Track Pack
| $5.49
|-
|"Ernten Was Wir Säen"
|$2.49
|-
|European Track Pack 01
| $5.49
|-
|European Track Pack 02
| $5.49
|-
|European Track Pack 03
| $5.49
|-
|European Track Pack 04
| $5.49
|-
|European Track Pack 05
| $5.49
|-
|European Track Pack 06
| $5.49
|-
|"Falling Down" by Oasis
| $1.99
|-
|The Fall of Troy Track Pack
| $5.49
|-
|Foo Fighters Pack
| $6.25
|-
|"Get Off Your High Horse Lady" by Oasis
| $1.99
|-
|Guitar Hero World Tour Disc Import
| $3.49
|-
|Guitar Virtuoso Track Pack
| $6.25
|-
|Hard Rock Track Pack
| $5.49
|-
|"Heartbreaker" by Pat Benatar
| $1.99
|-
|Hendrix Track Pack
| $5.49
|-
|Hendrix Track Pack 02
| $5.49
|-
|"I'm Outta Time" by Oasis
| $1.99
|-
|Indie Rock Track Pack
| $5.49
|-
|Interscope Track Pack
| $6.25
|-
|Isle of Wight Festival Track Pack
| $6.25
|-
|"The James Bond Theme"
| $1.99
|-
|The Killers Track Pack
| $5.49
|-
|KISS Track Pack
| $5.49
|-
|Knuckle Sandwich Track Pack
| $5.49
|-
|Lenny Kravitz Track Pack
| $5.49
|-
|Metal Track Pack
| $5.49
|-
|Metallica ''Death Magnetic'' Album
| $17.99
|-
|Modern Metal Track Pack
| $6.25
|-
|Motorhead Track Pack (Guitar Hero III)
| $6.25
|-
|Motörhead Track Pack (Guitar Hero World Tour)
| $5.49
|-
|Muse Track Pack
| $6.25
|-
|"The Nature of Reality" by Oasis
| $1.99
|-
|New Blues Masters Track Pack
| $5.49
|-
|Nirvana Track Pack
| $5.49
|-
|No Doubt Track Pack
| $6.25
|-
|"No Rain" by Blind Melon
| $1.99
|-
|Oasis Track Pack 01
| $5.49
|-
|OneRepublic Track Pack
| $5.49
|-
|Phish Live Track Pack
| $5.49
|-
|The Pixies Track Pack
| $5.49
|-
|Pop Rock Track Pack
| $5.49
|-
|Queen Track Pack
| $5.49
|-
|Queens of the Stone Age Track Pack
| $5.49
|-
|The Raconteurs Track Pack
| $5.49
|-
|REM Track Pack
| $5.49
|-
|Rise Against Track Pack
| $5.49
|-
|The Rolling Stones Live Track Pack
| $8.99
|-
|Silversun Pickups Track Pack
| $5.49
|-
|The Smashing Pumpkins Track Pack
| $5.49
|-
|"So Payaso" - Single Track
| $2.49
|-
|"Soldier On" by Oasis
| $1.99
|-
|Southern Rock Track Pack
| $5.49
|-
|Steely Dan Track Pack
| $5.49
|-
|Street Sweeper Social Club Track Pack
| $5.49
|-
|"To Be Where There's Life" by Oasis
| $1.99
|-
|"The Turning" by Oasis
| $1.99
|-
|Travis Barker Track Pack
| $5.49
|-
|Vagrant Records Track Pack
| $5.49
|-
|Vampire Weekend Track Pack
| $5.49
|-
|Velvet Revolver Pack
| $6.25
|-
|Victory Track Pack
| $5.49
|-
|Warner/Reprise Track Pack
| $6.25
|-
|Wings Track Pack
| $5.49
|-
|Wolfmother Track Pack
| $5.49
|-
|Yeah Yeah Yeahs/The Faint/Editors Track Pack
| $5.49
|-
|'''Total'''
|'''$483.46'''
|}

===''[[Wikipedia:High_Velocity_Bowling|High Velocity Bowling]]''===
{| class="wikitable"
|4th of July Ball Pack
|$0.99
|-
|60's Surf Ball Pack
|$0.99
|-
|All Hallow's Eve Ball Pack
|$0.99
|-
|Animal Patterns Eve Ball Pack
|$0.99
|-
|Amber
|$0.99
|-
|Back 2 School Ball Pack
|$0.99
|-
|Bruce
|$0.99
|-
|Candy
|$0.99
|-
|Carlos
|$0.99
|-
|Carmen
|$0.99
|-
|Chastity Falls
|$0.99
|-
|Darryl
|$0.99
|-
|Doug Graves
|$0.99
|-
|Dwayne
|$0.99
|-
|Foxy Powers
|$0.99
|-
|Gage
|$0.99
|-
|Gearhead Ball Pack
|$0.99
|-
|Ginger
|$0.99
|-
|Graphic Patterns Ball Pack
|$0.99
|-
|Halloween Ball Pack
|$0.99
|-
|Heather
|$0.99
|-
|Jarvis
|$0.99
|-
|Mike
|$0.99
|-
|Milan
|$0.99
|-
|Planets Ball Pack
|$0.99
|-
|Psychedelic '60s Ball Pack
|$0.99
|-
|Route 66 Ball Pack
|$0.99
|-
|Techno Modern Ball Pack
|$0.99
|-
|Tiki Polynesian Ball Pack
|$0.99
|-
|Winter Holiday Ball Pack
|$0.99
|-
|'''Total'''
|'''$28.71'''
|}

===''[[Wikipedia:Killzone_2|Killzone 2]]''===
{| class="wikitable"
|Steel & Titanium Pack (Purchased by trolls when first hacked)
|$5.99
|}

===''[[Wikipedia:The_Last_Guy|The Last Guy]]''===
{| class="wikitable"
|Add-on
|$1.99
|}

===''[[LittleBigPlanet]]''===
{| class="wikitable"
|2000AD Costume Pack
| $5.99
|-
|Animal Costumes
| $2.99
|-
|Animals PSN Avatar Bundle
| $1.25
|-
|Ape Escape Costume
| $1.99
|-
|Assassin's Creed II Costume
| $1.99
|-
|Artists Sticker Pack - Jon Burgerman
| $1.99
|-
|Artists Sticker Pack - Vera Bee
| $1.99
|-
|BUZZ! Costume with Stickers
| $1.99
|-
|Characters 1 PSN Avatar Bundle
| $1.25
|-
|Chimera SackBoy Costume
| $1.99
|-
|Egyptian Mini-Pack
| $2.99
|-
|Festive Pack
| $2.99
|-
|Festive PSN Avatars Bundle
| $0.99
|-
|Ghostbusters Costume Pack
| $5.99
|-
|Heavenly Sword Mini-Pack
| $2.99
|-
|History Costumes Pack
| $2.99
|-
|History Pack
| $3.99
|-
|ICO Costume Pack
| $5.99
|-
|inFAMOUS Costume
| $1.99
|-
|Killzone Mini-Pack
| $2.99
|-
|LocoRoco Costumes
| $2.99
|-
|Metal Gear Solid - Costume Kit
| $5.99
|-
|Mm Music Pack
| $3.99
|-
|Monsters Kit
| $3.99
|-
|Monsters Costume Pack
| $2.99
|-
|MotorStorm Costume
| $1.99
|-
|Norse Mini-Pack
| $2.99
|-
|PATAPON Costume Pack
| $1.99
|-
|Pirates of the Caribbean Costume Pack
| $5.99
|-
|Pirates of the Caribbean Level Kit
| $5.99
|-
|Planets PSN Avatar Bundle
| $0.99
|-
|PSP Gardens Level Pack
| $2.99
|-
|PSP Lurve Level Pack
| $2.99
|-
|PSP The Sack That Time Forgot Level Pack
| $2.99
|-
|PSP Savannah Level Pack
| $2.99
|-
|PSP Weddings Theme Pack
| $2.99
|-
|Rag Doll Kung Fu Costume Pack
| $5.99
|-
|RARE "SuperStar" SHIRT
| $4.99
|-
|"Sackboy on the Run" Dynamic Theme
| $2.99
|-
|Street Fighter II Costume Pack
| $5.99
|-
|Toro Costume
| $1.99
|-
|Valentine's Day Mini-Pack
| $2.99
|-
|Watchmen Costume Pack
| $5.99
|-
|WipEout Mini-Pack
| $2.99
|-
|'''Total'''
|'''$146.08'''
|}

===''Mesmerize''===
{| class="wikitable"
|Distort
|$1.99
|-
|Trace
|$1.99
|-
|'''Total'''
|'''$3.98'''
|}

===Miscellaneous items===
{| class="wikitable"
|Angels and Demons Fan Pack
| $1.99
|-
|The Cryptics PSP Digital Video Comic
| $2.99
|-
|Donald Duck and Daisy Duck in "Donald and Duckolde" #1
| $0.99
|-
|EA Sports Fantasy Football Live Score Tracker
| $0.99
|-
|Elven X PSP Theme 5
| $0.99
|-
|Elven X Theme 3
| $1.49
|-
|Family Guy Theme
| $1.99
|-
|South Park Dynamic Theme
| $2.99
|-
|South Park PSP Theme
| $1.49
|-
|Tori-Emaki
| $1.99
|-
|Transformers: All Hail Megatron #2
| $1.99
|-
|Transformers: All Hail Megatron #3
| $1.99
|-
|Transformers: All Hail Megatron #4
| $1.99
|-
|Transformers: All Hail Megatron #5
| $1.99
|-
|Transformers: All Hail Megatron #6
| $1.99
|-
|Transformers: Animated - The Arrival #1
| $0.99
|-
|Transformers: Classics #1
| $0.99
|-
|Transformers: Spotlight - Optimus Prime
| $1.99
|-
|University of Virginia Theme
| $1.99
|-
|'''Total'''
|'''$33.66'''
|}

===''[[Wikipedia:MotorStorm|MotorStorm]]''===
{| class="wikitable"
|Castro Capitano
|$0.99
|-
|Devil’s Weekend
|$5.99
|-
|Double Track Pack
|$2.99
|-
|Falfer Domino
|$0.99
|-
|Revenge Weekend
|$5.99
|-
|Vehicles & Skins 1
|$1.99
|-
|'''Total'''
|'''$18.94'''
|}

===''[[Wikipedia:Pain_(video_game)|PAIN]]''===
{| class="wikitable"
|3 Character Bundle
| $1.99
|-
|Amusement Park
| $5.99
|-
|Andy Dick Character
| $1.99
|-
|Ao No Kutsu Character
| $0.99
|-
|Brock Lee Character
|$0.99
|-
|Cookie Character
| $0.99
|-
|Ded Baron Character
| $0.99
|-
|El Chile Grande Character
| $0.99
|-
|Elvira Character
| $1.99
|-
|Flavor Flav Character
| $1.99
|-
|George Takei Character
| $1.99
|-
|Ginger Character
| $0.99
|-
|Hilde Günnagröpe Character
| $1.99
|-
|The Hoff Character
| $1.99
|-
|Hung Lo Character
| $0.99
|-
|Kenneth Character
| $0.99
|-
|Knockin' Bloks Mode
| $1.99
|-
|Mae Ryder Character
| $1.99
|-
|Movie Studio
| $5.99
|-
|Muffy Character
| $0.99
|-
|Museum Environment
| $5.99
|-
|Nigel Character
| $0.99
|-
|PAINball Mode
| $1.99
|-
|Red Jimmy Character
| $0.99
|-
|Santa Character
| $0.99
|-
|Scurv Dogg Character
| $0.99
|-
|Smack Pack
| $2.99
|-
|Sore Spots
| $5.99
|-
|Speed Oocher Mode
| $1.99
|-
|Tati Character
| $0.99
|-
|Yeony Character
|$0.99
|-
|'''Total'''
|'''$63.69'''
|}

===''Pinball Heroes''===
{| class="wikitable"
|High Velocity Bowling
|$3.99
|-
|Hot Shots Golf
|$3.99
|-
|PAIN Downtown
|$3.99
|-
|UNCHARTED
|$3.99
|-
|'''Total'''
|'''$15.96'''
|}

===''[[Wikipedia:PixelJunk|PixelJunk]]'' series===
{| class="wikitable"
|''PixelJunk Eden'' Encore
|$5.99
|-
|''PixelJunk Eden'' Soundtrack
|$2.99
|-
|''PixelJunk Monsters'' Album
|$2.99
|-
|''PixelJunk Monsters'' Encore
|$5.99
|-
|'''Total'''
|'''$17.96'''
|}

===PlayStation games for PS3/PSP===
{| class="wikitable"
|''2Xtreme''
|$5.99
|-
|''Backstreet Billiards''
|$5.99
|-
|''Blood Omen: Legacy of Kain''
|$5.99
|-
|''Bloody Roar''
|$5.99
|-
|''Bomberman Party Edition''
|$5.99
|-
|''Bowling''
|$5.99
|-
|''Castlevania Chronicles''
|$5.99
|-
|''Castlevania: Symphony of the Night''
|$9.99
|-
|''Championship Bass''
|$5.99
|-
|''Command & Conquer''
|$5.99
|-
|''Command & Conquer Red Alert''
|$5.99
|-
|''Command & Conquer Red Alert Retaliation''
|$5.99
|-
|''CoolBoarders''
|$5.99
|-
|''Cool Boarders 2''
|$5.99
|-
|''Cool Boarders 3''
|$5.99
|-
|''Crash Bandicoot''
|$5.99
|-
|''Crash Bandicoot 2''
|$5.99
|-
|''Crash Bandicoot: Warped''
|$5.99
|-
|''Dead in the Water''
|$5.99
|-
|''Destruction Derby''
|$5.99
|-
|''Dino Crisis''
|$5.99
|-
|''Extreme Pinball''
|$5.99
|-
|''Final Fantasy Tactics''
|$9.99
|-
|''Final Fantasy VII''
|$9.99
|-
|''Final Fantasy VIII''
|$9.99
|-
|''Fighting Force''
|$5.99
|-
|''Ford Racing''
|$5.99
|-
|''Gex''
|$5.99
|-
|''Gex 3: Deep Cover Gecko''
|$5.99
|-
|''Hi-Octane: The Track Fights Back''
|$5.99
|-
|''Hot Shots Golf 2''
|$5.99
|-
|''International Track and Field''
|$5.99
|-
|''Jet Moto''
|$5.99
|-
|''Jet Moto 2''
|$5.99
|-
|''Jet Moto 3''
|$5.99
|-
|''Jumping Flash!''
|$5.99
|-
|''Jumping Flash! 2''
|$5.99
|-
|''The King of Fighters '99''
|$5.99
|-
|''Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver''
|$5.99
|-
|''Medal of Honor''
|$5.99
|-
|''Medal of Honor Underground''
|$5.99
|-
|''MediEvil''
|$5.99
|-
|''Metal Gear Solid''
|$9.99
|-
|''Mobile Light Force''
|$5.99
|-
|''Nuclear Strike''
|$5.99
|-
|''Oddworld: Abe's Oddysee''
|$9.99
|-
|''Oddworld: Abe's Exoddus''
|$9.99
|-
|''Pandemonium!''
|$5.99
|-
|''R-Type Delta''
|$5.99
|-
|''R-Types''
|$5.99
|-
|''Rally Cross''
|$5.99
|-
|''Rayman''
|$5.99
|-
|''Rayman 2: The Great Escape''
|$5.99
|-
|''Reel Fishing 2''
|$5.99
|-
|''Resident Evil Director's Cut''
|$9.99
|-
|''Resident Evil 2''
|$5.99
|-
|''Silent Hill''
|$5.99
|-
|''SimCity 2000''
|$5.99
|-
|''Sno-Cross Championship Racing''
|$5.99
|-
|''Spec Ops: Airborne Commando''
|$5.99
|-
|''Spec Ops: Covert Assault''
|$5.99
|-
|''Spec Ops: Ranger Elite''
|$5.99
|-
|''Spec Ops: Stealth Patrol''
|$5.99
|-
|''Spyro the Dragon''
|$5.99
|-
|''Spyro 2: Ripto's Rage!''
|$5.99
|-
|''Spyro Year of the Dragon''
|$5.99
|-
|''Street Fighter Alpha''
|$5.99
|-
|''Street Fighter Alpha 2''
|$5.99
|-
|''Suikoden''
|$5.99
|-
|''Syphon Filter''
|$5.99
|-
|''Syphon Filter 2''
|$5.99
|-
|''Syphon Filter 3''
|$5.99
|-
|''Tekken 2''
|$5.99
|-
|''Ten Pin Alley''
|$5.99
|-
|''Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six''
|$5.99
|-
|''Tomb Raider''
|$9.99
|-
|''Tomb Raider 2''
|$5.99
|-
|''Tomb Raider III''
|$5.99
|-
|''Tomb Raider IV: The Last Revelation''
|$5.99
|-
|''Twisted Metal 2''
|$5.99
|-
|''Um Jammer Lammy''
|$5.99
|-
|''Warhawk''
|$5.99
|-
|''Wild Arms''
|$5.99
|-
|''Wild Arms 2''
|$5.99
|-
|''Wing Commander IV: The Price of Freedom''
|$5.99
|-
|''WipEout''
|$5.99
|-
|''XS Junior League Soccer''
|$5.99
|-
|'''Total'''
|'''$523.18'''
|}

===PlayStation 3 and PSP games===
{| class="wikitable"
|''.detuned''
|$2.99
|-
|''Age of Booty''
|$9.99
|-
|''Alien Havoc''
|$4.99
|-
|''Ape Quest'' Bundle
|$19.99
|-
|''Aquatopia''
|$1.99
|-
|''Astro Tripper''
|$4.99
|-
|''Beats''
|$4.99
|-
|''Beta Bloc''
|$4.99
|-
|''Bionic Commando: Rearmed''
|$9.99
|-
|''Blast Factor''
|$9.99
|-
|''Blast Off''
|$2.99
|-
|''Bomberman ULTRA''
|$4.99
|-
|''Braid''
|$7.49
|-
|''Brain Challenge'' PS3
|$9.99
|-
|''Brain Challenge'' PSP
|$9.99
|-
|''Brainpipe''
|$4.99
|-
|''Burn Zombie Burn''
|$4.99
|-
|''Burnout Paradise''
|$19.99
|-
|''BUZZ Junior: Monster Rally''
|$4.99
|-
|''BUZZ Junior: RoboJam''
|$4.99
|-
|''Calling All Cars''
|$9.99
|-
|''Cash Guns Chaos''
|$4.99
|-
|''Championship Sprint''
|$4.99
|-
|''Creature Defense''
|$3.99
|-
|''Critter Crunch''
|$3.49
|-
|''Diner Dash''
|$9.99
|-
|''Droplitz''
|$4.99
|-
|''echochrome'' PS3
|$9.99
|-
|''echochrome'' PSP
|$9.99
|-
|''Echoes''
|$2.99
|-
|''Elefunk''
|$4.99
|-
|''Fate/Unlimited Codes''
|$14.99
|-
|''Fieldrunners''
|$6.99
|-
|''flOw'' PS3
|$7.99
|-
|''flOw'' PSP
| $4.99
|-
|''Flower''
|$4.99
|-
|''Fret Nice''
|$14.99
|-
|''Frogger Returns''
|$4.99
|-
|''Funky Punch''
|$4.99
|-
|''Gauntlet II''
|$4.99
|-
|''Go! Puzzle''
|$5.99
|-
|''Go! Sports Ski''
|$2.99
|-
|''Go! Sports Skydiving''
|$4.99
|-
|''Gravity Crash''
|$4.99
|-
|''GripShift'' v2.0
|$9.99
|-
|''Gunstar Heroes''
|$4.99
|-
|''Hero of Sparta''
|$6.99
|-
|''High Stakes: Poker Edition''
|$4.99
|-
|''High Velocity Bowling''
|$4.99
|-
|''Holy Invasion of Privacy, Badman! What Did I Do to Deserve This''
|$9.99
|-
|''JEOPARDY!''
|$14.99
|-
|''Joust''
|$4.99
|-
|''Kurulin Fusion''
|$4.99
|-
|''The Last Guy''
|$4.99
|-
|''Lemmings''
|$5.99
|-
|''Linger in Shadows''
|$2.99
|-
|''LocoRoco Cocoreccho!''
|$6.99
|-
|''Manhunt 2''
|$19.99
|-
|''Marvel Vs. Capcom 2''
|$7.49
|-
|''Mega Man 9''
|$9.99
|-
|''Mortal Kombat II''
|$4.99
|-
|''Namco Museum Essentials''
|$9.99
|-
|''Noby Noby Boy''
|$4.99
|-
|''NOVASTRIKE''
|$4.99
|-
|''Nucleus''
|$9.99
|-
|''Numblast''
|$9.99
|-
|''Numblast PSP''
|$4.99
|-
|''Operation Creature Feature''
|$4.99
|-
|''PAIN''
|$4.99
|-
|''PixelJunk Eden''
|$4.99
|-
|''PixelJunk Monsters''
|$7.99
|-
|''PixelJunk Racers''
|$6.99
|-
|''Piyotama''
|$2.99
|-
|''Q*bert v2.0''
|$4.99
|-
|''Rag Doll Kung Fu''
|$9.99
|-
|''Rampage''
|$4.99
|-
|''Rampart''
|$4.99
|-
|''Snakeball''
|$9.99
|-
|''Sudoku''
|$4.99
|-
|''Super Puzzle Fighter II Turbo HD Remix''
|$9.99
|-
|''Super Rub a Dub''
|$6.99
|-
|''Super Stardust HD''
|$9.99
|-
|''Super Street Fighter II Turbo HD Remix''
|$14.99
|-
|''Supersonic Acrobatic Rocket-Powered Battle-Cars''
|$4.99
|-
|''Syphon Filter: Combat Ops''
|$9.99
|-
|''Toy Home''
|$9.99
|-
|''Tekken 5: Dark Resurrection''
|$19.99
|-
|''TETRIS''
|$9.99
|-
|''THEXDER NEO PSP''
|$4.99
|-
|''Trash Panic''
|$4.99
|-
|''Trials of Topoq''
|$4.99
|-
|''Unbound Saga''
|$4.99
|-
|''UNO''
|$9.99
|-
|''Wheel of Fortune''
|$14.99
|-
|''Wolf of the Battlefield: Commando 3''
|$4.99
|-
|''Wolfenstein 3D''
|$4.99
|-
|'''Total'''
|'''$708.54'''
|}

===''[[Wikipedia:PlayStation_Home|PlayStation Home]]''===
{| class="wikitable"
|Anna Williams
| $0.49
|-
|Blue Robot
| $0.49
|-
|BSAACostume Earphone
| $0.49
|-
|Character Doll Chun-Li
| $1.99
|-
|Club
| $4.99
|-
|Cowboy Hat
| $0.49
|-
|Drainpipe Jeans
| $0.49
|-
|Festive Tree
| $0.99
|-
|Harbour Studio Picture Frame
| $2.99
|-
|Jeans with Turnups M
| $0.49
|-
|Large Leaf Plant
| $0.49
|-
|Model Plane
| $0.49
|-
|Modern Cabinet
| $0.99
|-
|Nina Williams Statue
| $0.49
|-
|Red and White Striped Pants
| $0.15
|-
|Rubber [[Duck]]
| $0.49
|-
|Ryu Gloves
| $0.99
|-
|Santa Claus Boots
| $0.49
|-
|Santa Claus Glasses
| $0.49
|-
|Santa Claus Gloves
| $0.49
|-
|Santa Claus Hat - Male
| $0.49
|-
|Santa Claus Jacket - Male
| $0.49
|-
|Santa Claus Trousers
| $0.49
|-
|Small Teddy Bear
| $0.49
|-
|Seasyl Shirt M
| $1.99
|-
|Snow Man
| $0.99
|-
|Snow Man Mask
| $0.99
|-
|Summer House
| $4.99
|-
|Summer House Light
| $0.99
|-
|Summer House Ornament
| $0.99
|-
|Summer House Sofa
| $0.99
|-
|Summer House Table
| $0.99
|-
|Tail-ored U.S. suit
| $0.15
|-
|Thin Framed Glasses
| $0.49
|-
|Uncle Sam Hat
| $0.15
|-
|Vase with Flowers
| $0.49
|-
|'''Total'''
|'''$35.62'''
|}

===''[[Wikipedia:Qore_(PlayStation_Network)|Qore]]''===
{| class="wikitable"
|Episode 01: June 2008
| $2.99
|-
|Episode 02: July 2008
| $2.99
|-
|Episode 03: August 2008
| $2.99
|-
|Episode 04: September 2008
| $2.99
|-
|Episode 05: October 2008
| $2.99
|-
|Episode 06: November 2008
| $2.99
|-
|Episode 08: January 2009
| $2.99
|-
|Episode 09: February 2009
| $2.99
|-
|Episode 10: March 2009
| $2.99
|-
|Annual Subscription - April 2009
| $24.99
|-
|'''Total'''
|'''$51.89'''
|}

===''[[Wikipedia:Rag Doll Kung Fu|Rag Doll Kung Fu]]''===
{| class="wikitable"
|Time Saver Pack
|$1.99
|}

===''[[Wikipedia:Ratchet_%26_Clank_Future:_Tools_of_Destruction|Ratchet & Clank Future]]''===
{| class="wikitable"
|Quest for Booty
|$14.99
|}

===''Resistance: Fall of Man''===
{| class="wikitable"
|Map Pack Bundle
|$7.99
|}

===''[[Wikipedia:Rock_Band_(video_game)|Rock Band]]''===
{| class="wikitable"
|"A Clean Shot"
|$0.99
|-
|"A Day Like This"
| $0.99
|-
|"All the [[Duck|Small Things]]"
| $0.99
|-
|"Another Way to Die"
| $1.99
|-
|"The Best Day Ever"
| $0.99
|-
|"Blue Christmas"
| $0.99
|-
|Boston Pack 1
|$9.99
|-
|"Bullets & Guns"
| $0.99
|-
|"Christmas is the Time to Say I Love You"
| $0.99
|-
|"Crushcrushcrush"
| $0.99
|-
|"Dirty Little Secret"
| $0.99
|-
|"Down at the Whisky"
| $0.99
|-
|"Dr. Feelgood"
| $1.99
|-
|"Get Ready to Rokk"
| $0.99
|-
|"Gimme Three Steps"
| $0.99
|-
|"Hanukkah Blessings"
| $0.99
|-
|"I Can't Keep My Eyes Off of You"
| $0.99
|-
|"Last Train to Clarksville"
| $1.99
|-
|[[LEGO]] Rock Band Export Pack <ref>[[Ghostbusters (video)]]</ref>
| $9.99
|-
|"Moving to Seattle"
| $0.99
|-
|Rock Band Song Export Key
| $4.99
|-
|"Rock Rebellion"
|$0.99
|-
|''Screaming For Vengeance'' Album
| $14.99
|-
|"Shake"
|$0.99
|-
|"She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy"
| $1.99
|-
|"She's Fetching"
| $0.99
|-
|"Shockwave"
| $0.99
|-
|"Sugar Magnolia"
| $0.99
|-
|"Time Is Running Out"
| $0.99
|-
|"Sprode"
|$0.99
|-
|"We Care a Lot"
| $0.99
|-
|"Where's Gary?"
| $0.99
|-
|"Who's Going Home with You Tonight?"
| $0.99
|-
|"Yomp"
| $0.99
|-
|'''Total'''
|'''$73.37'''
|}

===''[[Wikipedia:Rock_Revolution|Rock Revolution]]''===
{| class="wikitable"
|Bemani Pack
| $5.49
|-
|Pantera Pack
| $5.50
|-
|'''Total'''
|'''$10.99'''
|}

===''[[Wikipedia:Rocketmen:_Axis_of_Evil|Rocketmen]]''===
{| class="wikitable"
|Axis of Evil
| $4.99
|-
|[[sex toys|It Came From Uranus]]
| $4.99
|-
|'''Total'''
|'''$9.98'''
|}

===''[[Wikipedia:Siren:_Blood_Curse|Siren: Blood Curse]]''===
{| class="wikitable"
|Episodes 1-12
|$29.99
|}

===''[[Wikipedia:Snakeball|Snakeball]]''===
{| class="wikitable"
|Team Mode
|$1.99
|}

===''[[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic]] 2006''===
{| class="wikitable"
|Very Hard Sonic Missions
|$2.49
|-
|Very Hard Shadow Missions
|$2.49
|-
|Very Hard Silver Missions
|$2.49
|-
|'''Total'''
|'''$7.47'''
|}

===''[[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic]] Unleashed''===
{| class="wikitable"
|Apatos & Shamar Adventure Pack
| $2.99
|-
|Chun-nan Adventure Pack
|$2.99
|-
|Empire City & Adabat Adventure Pack
| $2.99
|-
|Holoska Adventure Pack
| $2.99
|-
|Mazuri Adventure Pack
| $2.99
|-
|Spagonia Adventure Pack
| $2.99
|-
|'''Total'''
|'''$17.94'''
|}

===''[[Soul Calibur]] IV''===
{| class="wikitable"
|Customization Equipment 1
| $1.49
|-
|Customization Equipment 2
| $1.99
|-
|Weapon Set main weapons
| $3.99
|-
|Weapon Set bonus weapons
| $3.99
|-
|Additional Character Yoda
| $4.99
|-
|Customization Equipment 3
| $1.99
|-
|Downloadable Music full set
|$14.99
|-
|'''Total'''
|'''$31.43'''
|}

===''[[Wikipedia:Stranglehold_(video_game)|Stranglehold]]''===
{| class="wikitable"
|CE Map Pack
| $14.99
|}

===''[[Wikipedia:Street_Fighter_IV|Street Fighter IV]]''===
{| class="wikitable"
|Brawler Costume Pack
|$3.99
|-
|Femme Fatale Pack
|$3.99
|-
|Shoryuken Pack
|$3.99
|-
|Shadaloo Pack
|$3.99
|-
|Classic Pack
|$3.99
|-
|'''Total'''
|'''$19.95'''
|}

===''[[Wikipedia:Super_Stardust_HD|Super Stardust HD]]''===
{| class="wikitable"
|Portable Add-on Pack
|$4.99
|-
|Portable Solo Pack Add-on
|$4.99
|-
|Solo Add-on Pack
|$4.99
|-
|Team Add-on Pack
|$4.99
|-
|'''Total'''
|'''$19.96'''
|}

===''[[Wikipedia:Tekken_5|Tekken 5: Dark Resurrection]]''===
{| class="wikitable"
|Online Expansion
|$9.99
|}

===''[[Transformers]]: Revenge of the Fallen''===
{| class="wikitable"
|Maps and Characters DLC
|$9.99
|}

===''[[Wikipedia:Toy_Home|Toy Home]]''===
{| class="wikitable"
|Expansion Pack
|$6.99
|}

===''[[Wikipedia:Uncharted 2: Among Thieves|Uncharted 2: Among Thieves]]''===
{| class="wikitable"
|Eye of Indra 2
|$0.99
|-
|Eye of Indra 3
|$0.99
|-
|Eye of Indra 4
|$0.99
|-
|'''Total'''
|'''$2.97'''
|}

===''[[Wikipedia:Warhawk_(2007_video_game)|Warhawk]]''===
{| class="wikitable"
|Booster Combo
|$11.99
|-
|Fallen Star Pack
|$7.99
|-
|'''Total'''
|'''$19.98'''
|}

{| class="wikitable"
|'''Total Spent (Chris's Downloads) '''
|'''$2689.66'''
|-
|'''Total Spent (Chris & Troll Downloads)'''
|'''$2707.64'''
|}

==See also==
*[[Chris and money]]
*[[Club Nintendo]] - with details on his Wii downloads.
*[[List of Chris's PSN video downloads]]
*[[List of Chris's games]] - Chris's complete game collection.
*[[PS3]] - Chris's beloved money-flushing machine.

==References==
<references />

{{Lists}}

[[Category:Lists]]
[[Category:PS3]]
[[Category:Sony]]
[[Category:Video Games]]

User:Shutupman

2012-01-03T01:03:36Z

Shutupman: Created page with "y u no rite gud?"

y u no rite gud?

Jack Thaddeus

2012-01-03T00:56:54Z

Shutupman: added david crass to aliases as per jack thaddeus call #1

{{Quote|Jack Thaddeus! Give me back my [[PlayStation Network]]s accounts, you expert hacker! You, you [[Chris and English|ir—rational expert]]! Motherfucking [[Chris and religion|burning-in-Hell]] hacker!|Chris on Jack<ref>[[Chris humps his PS3]]</ref>}}
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|-
! colspan="2" | Trolls
|-
| colspan="2" | [[File:Ahuvia.png|200px|center]]
|-
! colspan="2" |Ahuviya Rotem Harel
|-
|'''Birth name'''
|Phillip V. Haskins-Delici
|-
| '''Alias'''
| Jack Thaddeus JThadius, JThadeus ADF Felipe Delicias David Crass
|-
| '''Date of Birth'''
| 12 August [[1985]]
|-
| '''Residence'''
| Philadelphia, PA, [[USA]]
|-
| '''Gender'''
| Transwoman
|-
| '''Nationality'''
| American
|-
| '''Race'''
| [[Chris and race|White]]
|-
|}
'''Jack Thaddeus''' (born 12 August 1985) is the [[troll]] responsible for various [[PS3#PlayStation Network|PSN]]-related trollings with [[Chris]]. He is also a TRUE and HONEST [[homo]].<ref>[[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 3]]</ref> In [[August 2011]], he was outed as being none other than [[Internet]] lolcow '''Ahuviya Rotem Harel''' ("ADF"), a noted [[cosplay]]er, [[Michael Snyder|JEW]], communist, and [[Asperger's syndrome|"Aspergian"]].

==PSN hax==
Jack had a sweeping victory in the seizure of multiple Chris PSN accounts, using them to blackmail Chris into [[Chris humps his PS3|dry-humping his PS3]] and [[It's UGH!|singing "It's okay to be gay"]]. Unimpressed by Chris's performance, he deleted them for the good of mankind.

Jack worked with his daughter [[Samantha Thaddeus]] in order to break into Chandler's PSN accounts and possibly bring about the beginning of the [[Liquid Chris]] Saga.<ref>[[Jack Thaddeus E-mails#7/19/09|The Mysterious Man at Otakon]]</ref>

==CWCipedia advertisements==
[[Image:Gay&PickleAds.JPG|thumb|left|Jack's ads]]

In [[November 2009]], Jack purchased advertising space on the [[CWCipedia]]. One banner ad linked to a [[gay]] rights website (noting that the creator and hero of ''[[Family Guy]]'' both support gay rights, and using the hated word "[[naïve]]"), while another advertised Mexican vacations using an anthropomorphic [[pickle|cactus]] mascot.

Chris was incensed by the desecration of his wiki and [[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence|demanded that the ads be removed]]. Upon being told that Thaddeus was responsible, Chris declared "[[Kill De Jack|I'll deal with him myself]]." Whatever measures he took, though, they didn't do much good, because the original ads were soon joined by many new banners featuring pickles, [[homos]], and other things Chris hates and fears. These ads would have stayed for a long time since Jack, a gentle and generous soul, [[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#Do NOT tamper with the advertisements (CCS)|rented all the ads-space up to the end of 2010]].

Jack eventually leased some of the adspace to [[Mao]], the webmaster of the [[Asperpedia]]. On 25 [[February 2010]], this lease apparently concluded, and Jack filled the website with dicks.

Eventually, on 18 [[March 2010]], Jack pulled all his funding from the site, forcing the Sysop to take the site down. It came back the next day under the rule of Mao.

==In the comics==
[[Image:jacktochris.jpg|thumb|This is what Chris actually believes.]]
Jack made his first full appearance in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] as the 4-cent_garbage building is collapsing. When [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] escapes, he condemns him and [[Clyde Cash]] for being homo trolls. When [[Beel]] escapes, he, too, condemns the two for their actions, saying that being homo trolls that are "slandering and tarnishing a innocent man's good name" is [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law just as evil as being an assistant for Adolf Hitler]. With no option left, Clyde and Jack jump into the 66+6 story elevator shaft to their suicide.

==Called out==
[[image:separatedatbirth.jpg|thumb|left|Separated at birth?]]

On 16 [[August 2011]] [[Calling_out#Calling_Out_Jack_Thaddius_-_Ahuviya|Chris claimed]] to have dox on Jack, and claimed that his real name was Ahuviya, that he lived in Pennsylvania, and that Jack is planning to have [[Wikipedia:Sex reassignment surgery (male-to-female)|gender reassignment surgery]]. He demanded a video of apology to be uploaded by Jack/Ahuviya by 10 [[September 2011]].

A week later, [[Calling_Out#Re-Calling Ahuvia|he revealed]] that Ahuviya was a [[Molvania|communist]] and into BDSM.

In a shocking twist, it emerged that Jack/Ahuviya was none other than Ahuviya Rotem Harel, a.k.a. ADF, a lolcow almost as big as Chris himself.<ref>[http://adfki.wikinet.org/wiki/Why_Philadelphia_is_so_much_Greater_than_CWCville]</ref><ref>[http://adfki.wikinet.org/wiki/Advice_for_Chris-chan_from_Ahuviya_Harel]</ref>

==See also==
*[[Jack Thaddeus E-mails]]
*[[Jack Thaddeus E-mails Part 2]]
*[[Jack Thaddeus E-mails Part 3]]
*[[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call]]
*[[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 2]]
*[[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 3]]

==Sources==
<references />
==External links==
*[http://adfki.wikinet.org/wiki/Main_Page ADFki]
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