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Hooker incident

2012-01-01T18:52:04Z

Sigs: Undo revision 154995 by Sigs (talk) oh, sry about that. You apparently have your own definitions...

The '''hooker incident''' was an act of trolling in which [[Bryan Bash]] sent a gaggle of boyfriend-free prostitutes to [[14 Branchland Court]] on 19 [[March 2009]] so [[Chris]] would no longer need to be a [[virgin with rage]].

==Background==
After Chris's failed date with [[Emily]] was ambushed by the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] on the 19th of March, Chris came home, only to find that a mysterious benefactor had provided him with a group of "escorts" to help him divest himself of his virginity.

==Result==
Chris literally started crying and his parents called the [[jerkops]]. During his phone conversation with Emily, who else but [[Clyde Cash]] should show up and claim responsibility for the whole incident.

===Aftermath===

[[Clyde Cash]] took the fall for it in a phone call, right after [[Emily#Post-date_conversation_transcript|Emily's post-date conversation]].

 '''Clyde:''' [''fake-sounding accent''] This call is being recorded. [''phone ringing'']
 '''Chris:''' Uh, hello?
 '''Clyde:''' Hey, Chris. It’s me. Clyde. You seemed a little hasty at the end, there. I just want to talk to you.
 '''Chris:''' Uh, who is this?
 '''Clyde:''' It's Clyde.
 '''Chris:''' Oh. [''unintelligible'']
 '''Clyde:''' You want to say ‘hi’ to Emily? She’s still here. Anyway, I just wondered, like, uh… I was trying to help you with your virgin problem, and I sent over some ''fine'' ladies over to your house. How-how’d that work out for you?
 '''Chris:''' Oh, so you were the one who sent them over, huh? Well, for your information, uh, my family, uh, was very uncomfortable with them being--being sent over, and, uh, they re—and they reported them to the police, and they got turned in, and, uh… Yeah, we did not appreciate that.
 '''Clyde:''' Uh, Chris, you claim to be a virgin with rage all the time. I’m trying to help you, man.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, well, sending over prostitutes is not exactly the way of helping somebody find [[Sweetheart from the ground up|true love]].
 '''Clyde:''' Sex is not true love, Chris.
 [''Chris talking in the background, indistinct'']
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, you still there, Clyde?
 '''Clyde:''' Yeah.
 '''Chris:''' [''[[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]] prompting him, indistinct''] Yeah, keep your nose out of our business, Clyde.
 '''Clyde:''' Look, I worry for your family and everybody, okay? I’m trying to look out for the best of you, Chris. There are much more [[JERKS|evil men]] in this world.
 '''Barbara:''' I don't know who you think you are.
 '''Clyde:''' Hello?
 '''Barbara:''' I said I don't know who you think you are.
 '''Clyde:''' Chris, your voice changed.
 '''Barbara:''' But I’m telling you to both—uh—uh—t-to cease bothering us, okay?
 '''Clyde:''' Chris, your voice changed.
 '''Barbara:''' [''overlapping''] Otherwise, yer butt’s gonna be in trouble. Yer butt’s gonna be in trouble.
 '''Bryan Bash:''' [[Random-access humor|Is your refrigerator running?]]
 '''Barbara:''' Back off!
 '''Bryan Bash:''' Uoahh!
 '''Barbara:''' Don't call us any more. Goodbye!
 '''Bryan Bash:''' No, [''unintelligible''] Use the Poké Flute<ref>The [http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Poké_Flute Poké Flute] is an item used in ''[[Pokémon]]'' games to wake up a [[Snorlax]]</ref>, quick!
 '''Clyde:''' Okay! [''inarticulate yell'']
===Return to hookers?===
In [[July 2010]], Chris expressed interest in hiring prostitutes of his own accord, posting on the [[CWCki]] under the guise of JenkinsJinkies:
{{Quote|Something else that has piqued my curiousity, from the Hooker incident, I'm wondering from which luscious company or group Bryan Bash the ladies came from, specifically the company name, their website, and from within Chris's crappy (434) A.C. Because if they were out-of-his-state, I may give them a call myself. >:D|"[[JenkinsJinkies]]"<ref>[[User talk:JenkinsJinkies]]</ref>}}

== Sources ==
<references/>
[[Category:Trolling]]

Hooker incident

2012-01-01T18:46:20Z

Sigs: don't overuse a good word. This ain't what the word means, I'm telling you.

The '''hooker incident''' was an act of harassment in which [[Bryan Bash]] sent a gaggle of boyfriend-free prostitutes to [[14 Branchland Court]] on 19 [[March 2009]] so [[Chris]] would no longer need to be a [[virgin with rage]].

==Background==
After Chris's failed date with [[Emily]] was ambushed by the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] on the 19th of March, Chris came home, only to find that a mysterious benefactor had provided him with a group of "escorts" to help him divest himself of his virginity.

==Result==
Chris literally started crying and his parents called the [[jerkops]]. During his phone conversation with Emily, who else but [[Clyde Cash]] should show up and claim responsibility for the whole incident.

===Aftermath===

[[Clyde Cash]] took the fall for it in a phone call, right after [[Emily#Post-date_conversation_transcript|Emily's post-date conversation]].

 '''Clyde:''' [''fake-sounding accent''] This call is being recorded. [''phone ringing'']
 '''Chris:''' Uh, hello?
 '''Clyde:''' Hey, Chris. It’s me. Clyde. You seemed a little hasty at the end, there. I just want to talk to you.
 '''Chris:''' Uh, who is this?
 '''Clyde:''' It's Clyde.
 '''Chris:''' Oh. [''unintelligible'']
 '''Clyde:''' You want to say ‘hi’ to Emily? She’s still here. Anyway, I just wondered, like, uh… I was trying to help you with your virgin problem, and I sent over some ''fine'' ladies over to your house. How-how’d that work out for you?
 '''Chris:''' Oh, so you were the one who sent them over, huh? Well, for your information, uh, my family, uh, was very uncomfortable with them being--being sent over, and, uh, they re—and they reported them to the police, and they got turned in, and, uh… Yeah, we did not appreciate that.
 '''Clyde:''' Uh, Chris, you claim to be a virgin with rage all the time. I’m trying to help you, man.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, well, sending over prostitutes is not exactly the way of helping somebody find [[Sweetheart from the ground up|true love]].
 '''Clyde:''' Sex is not true love, Chris.
 [''Chris talking in the background, indistinct'']
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, you still there, Clyde?
 '''Clyde:''' Yeah.
 '''Chris:''' [''[[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]] prompting him, indistinct''] Yeah, keep your nose out of our business, Clyde.
 '''Clyde:''' Look, I worry for your family and everybody, okay? I’m trying to look out for the best of you, Chris. There are much more [[JERKS|evil men]] in this world.
 '''Barbara:''' I don't know who you think you are.
 '''Clyde:''' Hello?
 '''Barbara:''' I said I don't know who you think you are.
 '''Clyde:''' Chris, your voice changed.
 '''Barbara:''' But I’m telling you to both—uh—uh—t-to cease bothering us, okay?
 '''Clyde:''' Chris, your voice changed.
 '''Barbara:''' [''overlapping''] Otherwise, yer butt’s gonna be in trouble. Yer butt’s gonna be in trouble.
 '''Bryan Bash:''' [[Random-access humor|Is your refrigerator running?]]
 '''Barbara:''' Back off!
 '''Bryan Bash:''' Uoahh!
 '''Barbara:''' Don't call us any more. Goodbye!
 '''Bryan Bash:''' No, [''unintelligible''] Use the Poké Flute<ref>The [http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Poké_Flute Poké Flute] is an item used in ''[[Pokémon]]'' games to wake up a [[Snorlax]]</ref>, quick!
 '''Clyde:''' Okay! [''inarticulate yell'']
===Return to hookers?===
In [[July 2010]], Chris expressed interest in hiring prostitutes of his own accord, posting on the [[CWCki]] under the guise of JenkinsJinkies:
{{Quote|Something else that has piqued my curiousity, from the Hooker incident, I'm wondering from which luscious company or group Bryan Bash the ladies came from, specifically the company name, their website, and from within Chris's crappy (434) A.C. Because if they were out-of-his-state, I may give them a call myself. >:D|"[[JenkinsJinkies]]"<ref>[[User talk:JenkinsJinkies]]</ref>}}

== Sources ==
<references/>
[[Category:Trolling]]