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<div>{{quote|I love dykes! DYKES! '''CHINA!'''|CWC<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2008]]</ref>}}<br />
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'''China''' (simplified Chinese: 中国; traditional Chinese: 中國; pinyin: Zhōngguó),is a [[CWC-ism]] for "vagina".<br />
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==Uses==<br />
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Uncomfortable saying the word "vagina", [[Chris]] resorts to the childish tactic of using similar sounding or slightly altered versions of the offending term.<br />
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In his opening post on the [[Sonichu Girls]] forum, he expresses his love for female genitalia, saying that each one is "truly a masterful work of [[Chris and religion|God]]'s art that is simply beautiful in their own way."<ref>[[Sonichu_Girls#Introduction|Introduction post, Sonichu Girls]]</ref> He then justifies his reverence for china by stating that he cares more about the [[women's rights|feelings and opinions of women]] than about their bodies.<br />
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Obviously confused when it comes to both euphemisms and basic units of measure, Chris has stated that he is sure to get "at least one ounce of vagina" within his lifetime.<ref>[[Attention All Sonichu Fans (NOT HATERS)]]</ref> There is currently mystery surrounding whether or [[Virgin with rage|not]] he has obtained any china as of 21/04/12.<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 6th, 2008]]</ref><br />
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Other uses:<br />
* In [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2008]], Chris memorably states "I love dykes! DYKES! '''CHINA!'''"<br />
*In [[Hello, Juffalo]], Chris gives a shoutout to all the "chinas" who keep him "started."<br />
*As [[JenkinsJinkies]], Chris used "china" on the [[Coffee Place]] page, and on his talk page.<br />
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==Tom-tom==<br />
'''[[Wikipedia:Tom-tom|Tom-tom]]''' is an alternative CWC-ism for "vagina", which appeared first in [[March 2008]] when Chris [[List_of_Christian's_edits_to_Encyclopedia_Dramatica#March_2008|edited ED]] by replacing [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] with an image entitled "[[:File:TomTomCloseup.jpg|TomTomCloseup.jpg]]" which featured a closeup of [[Megan]]'s genitalia from ShecameforCWC. It later appeared in [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 26, 2009]] in an annotation.<br />
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Chris got this name from "Pound My Tom-Tom",<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1DVoH0Njow]</ref> a short music video that debuted during the credits of the [[Adult Swim]] show ''[[Wikipedia:Lucy, the Daughter of the Devil|Lucy, the Daughter of the Devil]]''. Humorously, the gag in the episode was that this is a particularly ''bad'' euphemism for vagina, and one of the characters embarrassed themselves by using it in public.<br />
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==Vaginatables==<br />
'''Vaginatables''' is yet another CWC-ism for "vagina", used in Chris's e-mail address "ILuvVaginatables@aol.com" from his [http://www.networksolutions.com/whois-search/sonichuandrosechu.com whois info] for [[CWC's Sonichu Site!]].<br />
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==Gallery of China (NSFW)==<br />
<center>{{collapsible<br />
|China<br />
|<gallery perrow="5"><br />
Image:Pray_for_China.jpg|This is what Chris actually does. Also notice the comment from [[Jesus]] below.<br />
Image:ShecameforCWC (200803).JPG|Chris putting his fingers in China.<br />
Image:China.JPG|If only it were that easy.<br />
Image:tomtom.jpg|Tomtom. Note the [[Chris_and_health#Sexual_health|bend]] in the route.<br />
Image:TomTomClub.jpg|A club that Chris would, without a doubt, want to join.<br />
Image:Chris chan by B Comes B-459.png|Artist's impression of Chris experiencing China.<br />
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==References==<br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2008]]<br />
*[[Chris and race]]<br />
*[[Chris and sex]]<br />
*[[Duck]]<br />
*[[Pickles]]<br />
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[[Category:CWC-isms]]</div>Siuyutlong