CWCki - User contributions [en]

My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey

2014-08-11T15:42:26Z

Skip Teppins: /* Transcript */

[[Image:Manga couples.jpg|thumb|Ian owns at least one how-to-draw book, but [[Chris and art|aggressively ignores its instructions]]]]

'''My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey''' is a video uploaded on 31 [[October 2009]] by the impostor [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] where, in a [[Ego|vain assumption]] that the [[Kacey]]'s video was directed at him and not at [[CChanSonichuCWC|the real Chris]], he attempts to sing the male part of the song [[Wikipedia:A Whole New World|"A Whole New World"]] as seen in Disney's ''Aladdin''. Like [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|his other attempts at singing]], the original vocal track is heard underneath his off-key warbling.

The poorly-framed image of the [[animu]] girl is from ''How to Draw Manga, Volume 28: Couples''. It's unknown at this time what Ian stole from this particular book. A point of interest is the framing of the cover of the book, in which Ian has gone to [[Chris and cinematography|great lengths]] to cut the [[Jerk|male character]] from the view of his [[camera]].

The original version of the song was also played in the background on [[Greetings to Kacey's folks]] video uploaded shortly afterward on the same day.

[[Liquid|TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler]] soon uploaded [[My_Half_of_A_Whole_New_World_for_Kacey#CChanSonichu_CWC_responds|his own performance]] of this song, as well.

==Original video from Kacey==

{{quote|Baby I thought of you as soon as I heard this song again! I want us to sing a duet, can you?? I left out some of the male speaking parts, this song really needs a duet. Sorry I went flat and too high in some places!

I adore you so much. Sing this for me and with me and solidify who I'm with! I know you can do it, my one and only!

Always yours,
Kacey}}

{{deletedvideo}}

{{#ev:youtube|a2uKaaqcWXM }}</center>

== Ian's video ==

{{Infobox/video
| name = My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey
| video = {{#ev:youtube|ulzZD3pyb50}}
| stardate = 31 [[October 2009]]
| subject = {{Music|text}}
| saga = {{Liquid|text}}
| previous = [[CWC 30 Push Ups]]
| next = [[Greetings to Kacey's folks]]
}}

=== Transcript ===
I can show you the world 
Shining, shimmering, splendid 
Tell me princess, now when did you last 
Let your heart decide

[''The script Ian is holding and reading from becomes visible'']
I can open your eyes 
Take you wonder by wonder 
[[Chris and sex|Over sideways and under]] 
On a magic carpet ride

A whole new world 
A new fantastic point of view 
No one to tell us no 
Or where to go 
Or say we're only dreaming

[''<s> Kacey</s> Jasmine is heard in background due to the fact he did not choose the instrumental track'']

[''Jasmine''] A whole new world 
A dazzling place I never knew 
But when I'm way up here 
It's crystal clear 
That now I'm in a whole new world 
With you

[''Ian joins back in''] Now I'm in a whole new world with you

[''Jasmine part again'']
Unbelievable sights 
Indescribable feeling 
Soaring, tumbling, free-wheeling 
Through an endless diamond sky 
A whole new world 

[''Ian''] Don't you dare close your eyes 
[''Jasmine''] A hundred thousand things to see 
[''Ian''] Hold your breath it gets better 
[''Jasmine''] I'm like a shooting star 
I've [[Semen|come]] so far 
I can't go back to where I used to be

[''Ian''] A whole new world 
[[Honor roll|Repeat verse 2]] 
[''Together''] I'll chase them everywhere 
There's time to spare 
Let me share this 
Whole new world with you 
[''Ian''] A whole new world 
[''Jasmine''] A whole new world 
[''Ian''] That's where we'll be 
[''Jasmine''] That's where we'll be 
[''Ian''] A thrilling chase 
[''Jasmine''] A wondrous place 
[''Together''] For you and me 
[''Ian's shadow is seen giving a thumbs up.'']

==CChanSonichu CWC responds==

{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = My Half of A Whole New World For Kacey
| video = {{#ev:youtube|hOOFgOyJFbA}}
| stardate = 30 [[October 2009]]
| maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| subject = {{Sex|Kacey}}, {{Music|text}}
| shirt = {{BrownLiquidShirt|text}}
| previous = [[SHE IS MINE NOW#MC CWC responds|M.C. CWC Serves The Girlfriend Thief the Rhymes to Win Kacey Back]]
| next = [[Liquid_Chris#Epilogue|Sonichu's Copyright Proof and Thank You Kacey's Father]]
}}
'''VIDEO DESCRIPTION:'''
{{quotebox|Let us Sing This Duet together in Our Hearts.

CWC}}

==How to Draw Manga: Couples==

According to [http://www.amazon.com/How-Draw-Manga-28-Couples/dp/4766112415 Amazon.com reviews], this volume contains instructions for drawing [[Homos|same-sex]] couples, as well as erotica. Although this book was probably bought long ago in a futile attempt to impress fellow [[Anime|weeaboo]] and [[gal pal]] [[Megan Schroeder]], <s>famous</s> Internet-famous homophobe IBA Chandler owns a book full of naked anime men having sex with each other.

==See also==
*[[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero|Holding Out For a Hero]]
*[[Chris Sings Lovin' You|Lovin' You]]
*[[SHE IS MINE NOW]]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[CWC 30 Push Ups]]|nextlink=[[Greetings to Kacey's folks]]|}}
{{Sweetheart Videos}}
{{Music Videos}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
[[Category:Articles with removed videos]]

[[Category:Chris-chan videos, October 2009| 2009-10-31]]
[[Category:Liquid Saga videos| 2009-10-31]]

My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey

2014-08-11T15:41:54Z

Skip Teppins: /* Transcript */

[[Image:Manga couples.jpg|thumb|Ian owns at least one how-to-draw book, but [[Chris and art|aggressively ignores its instructions]]]]

'''My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey''' is a video uploaded on 31 [[October 2009]] by the impostor [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] where, in a [[Ego|vain assumption]] that the [[Kacey]]'s video was directed at him and not at [[CChanSonichuCWC|the real Chris]], he attempts to sing the male part of the song [[Wikipedia:A Whole New World|"A Whole New World"]] as seen in Disney's ''Aladdin''. Like [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|his other attempts at singing]], the original vocal track is heard underneath his off-key warbling.

The poorly-framed image of the [[animu]] girl is from ''How to Draw Manga, Volume 28: Couples''. It's unknown at this time what Ian stole from this particular book. A point of interest is the framing of the cover of the book, in which Ian has gone to [[Chris and cinematography|great lengths]] to cut the [[Jerk|male character]] from the view of his [[camera]].

The original version of the song was also played in the background on [[Greetings to Kacey's folks]] video uploaded shortly afterward on the same day.

[[Liquid|TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler]] soon uploaded [[My_Half_of_A_Whole_New_World_for_Kacey#CChanSonichu_CWC_responds|his own performance]] of this song, as well.

==Original video from Kacey==

{{quote|Baby I thought of you as soon as I heard this song again! I want us to sing a duet, can you?? I left out some of the male speaking parts, this song really needs a duet. Sorry I went flat and too high in some places!

I adore you so much. Sing this for me and with me and solidify who I'm with! I know you can do it, my one and only!

Always yours,
Kacey}}

{{deletedvideo}}

{{#ev:youtube|a2uKaaqcWXM }}</center>

== Ian's video ==

{{Infobox/video
| name = My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey
| video = {{#ev:youtube|ulzZD3pyb50}}
| stardate = 31 [[October 2009]]
| subject = {{Music|text}}
| saga = {{Liquid|text}}
| previous = [[CWC 30 Push Ups]]
| next = [[Greetings to Kacey's folks]]
}}

=== Transcript ===
I can show you the world 
Shining, shimmering, splendid 
Tell me princess, now when did you last 
Let your heart decide

[''Script Chris is holding and reading from becomes visible'']
I can open your eyes 
Take you wonder by wonder 
[[Chris and sex|Over sideways and under]] 
On a magic carpet ride

A whole new world 
A new fantastic point of view 
No one to tell us no 
Or where to go 
Or say we're only dreaming

[''<s> Kacey</s> Jasmine is heard in background due to the fact he did not choose the instrumental track'']

[''Jasmine''] A whole new world 
A dazzling place I never knew 
But when I'm way up here 
It's crystal clear 
That now I'm in a whole new world 
With you

[''Ian joins back in''] Now I'm in a whole new world with you

[''Jasmine part again'']
Unbelievable sights 
Indescribable feeling 
Soaring, tumbling, free-wheeling 
Through an endless diamond sky 
A whole new world 

[''Ian''] Don't you dare close your eyes 
[''Jasmine''] A hundred thousand things to see 
[''Ian''] Hold your breath it gets better 
[''Jasmine''] I'm like a shooting star 
I've [[Semen|come]] so far 
I can't go back to where I used to be

[''Ian''] A whole new world 
[[Honor roll|Repeat verse 2]] 
[''Together''] I'll chase them everywhere 
There's time to spare 
Let me share this 
Whole new world with you 
[''Ian''] A whole new world 
[''Jasmine''] A whole new world 
[''Ian''] That's where we'll be 
[''Jasmine''] That's where we'll be 
[''Ian''] A thrilling chase 
[''Jasmine''] A wondrous place 
[''Together''] For you and me 
[''Ian's shadow is seen giving a thumbs up.'']

==CChanSonichu CWC responds==

{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = My Half of A Whole New World For Kacey
| video = {{#ev:youtube|hOOFgOyJFbA}}
| stardate = 30 [[October 2009]]
| maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| subject = {{Sex|Kacey}}, {{Music|text}}
| shirt = {{BrownLiquidShirt|text}}
| previous = [[SHE IS MINE NOW#MC CWC responds|M.C. CWC Serves The Girlfriend Thief the Rhymes to Win Kacey Back]]
| next = [[Liquid_Chris#Epilogue|Sonichu's Copyright Proof and Thank You Kacey's Father]]
}}
'''VIDEO DESCRIPTION:'''
{{quotebox|Let us Sing This Duet together in Our Hearts.

CWC}}

==How to Draw Manga: Couples==

According to [http://www.amazon.com/How-Draw-Manga-28-Couples/dp/4766112415 Amazon.com reviews], this volume contains instructions for drawing [[Homos|same-sex]] couples, as well as erotica. Although this book was probably bought long ago in a futile attempt to impress fellow [[Anime|weeaboo]] and [[gal pal]] [[Megan Schroeder]], <s>famous</s> Internet-famous homophobe IBA Chandler owns a book full of naked anime men having sex with each other.

==See also==
*[[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero|Holding Out For a Hero]]
*[[Chris Sings Lovin' You|Lovin' You]]
*[[SHE IS MINE NOW]]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[CWC 30 Push Ups]]|nextlink=[[Greetings to Kacey's folks]]|}}
{{Sweetheart Videos}}
{{Music Videos}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
[[Category:Articles with removed videos]]

[[Category:Chris-chan videos, October 2009| 2009-10-31]]
[[Category:Liquid Saga videos| 2009-10-31]]

Rental House

2014-07-08T23:56:06Z

Skip Teppins: /* Gallery */

[[File:Rental House June 2014.jpg|thumb|The rental house in June 2014.]]
After the infamous [[Destruction Of Chris's House|house fire incident]] at [[14 Branchland Court]] in January 2014, [[Christian Weston Chandler]], [[Barbara Chandler|his mom]], [[Clover and Snoopy]], and the surviving [[Chandler Cats]] have moved to a temporary '''rental house'''. The rent is being paid by their insurance company while the damage to 14BC is assessed.

[[File:Ebay_violin_photo_-_22_Jun_2014_-_5.jpg|thumb|An [[eBay]] listing photo of the violin, posted on 22 Jun 2014, shows boxes of [[Lego]] and what appears to be rodent feces on the carpet in the background.]]

Based on GPS coordinates that diligent Christorians found in the EXIF data of [https://theawesomealliance.lego.com/media/gallery_images/756b9c90-86ec-465a-8679-e07334c5bbc6.JPG a photo] which Chris submitted to the [[Lego]] Awesome Alliance competition page<ref>[http://cwckiforums.com/threads/28-3-2014-manchester-high-lego-competition-submission.3356/page-9#post-198196]</ref>, the house appears to be located in [[Wikipedia:Barboursville, Virginia|Barboursville, VA]], a small unincorporated community on the outskirts of [[Charlottesville]]. However, Chris still seems to be receiving mail at his old address, as shown in his gifts and giftcard begging on [[Facebook]], and on shipping labels on boxes seen in photos taken within the rental house<ref>[[:File:14305203457_59102031b1_b.jpg]]</ref>.

It's not known exactly what the Chanders managed to save of their hoarded possessions, but Chris seems to have brought with him his [[PS3]], at least one of his [[Wikipedia:Nintendo 3DS|3DS]], and the melted ruins of his Lego "replica" of [[Manchester High]]. Since settling in, Chris has gone on a Lego spending spree, rebuilt the high school, and cluttered the house with dozens of new Lego sets for ongoing projects. Photos of the interior depict an accumulation of boxes and a filthy carpet. The house also has [[Internet|internet access]] and a computer, which Chris will no doubt use to post incriminating info on Facebook with moronic glee.

{{clear}}
==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
File:Chandler Cars 1600w.jpg|The house and the Chandler cars, June 2014.
File:ChrisChanRentalHouseCoveredWindows.JPG|The house at night.
File:Ebay violin photo - 22 Jun 2014 - 1.jpg
File:Ebay violin photo - 22 Jun 2014 - 2.jpg
File:Ebay violin photo - 22 Jun 2014 - 3.jpg
File:Ebay violin photo - 22 Jun 2014 - 4.jpg
File:Ebay violin photo - 22 Jun 2014 - 5.jpg
File:Okcupid_8_jul_2014_2.jpg
File:14305203457 59102031b1 b.jpg
</gallery></center>

==See also==
* [[Chris's homes]]
* [[Destruction Of Chris's House]]

==References==
<references/>
{{Places}}
[[Category:Places]]

CWC Major Update 26 March 2009

2014-06-26T03:08:14Z

Skip Teppins: /* Transcript */

In "'''CWC Major Update 26 March 2009'''" (officially "'''CWC Major Update 03262009'''"), [[Chris]] threatens to withhold comics from his [[fans]] if [[trolls]] refuse to leave [[Megan]] alone.

==Video==

{{Infobox/video
| name = CWC Major Update 26 March 2009
| video = {{#ev:youtube|hBg-bn75Y1M}}
| stardate = 26 [[March 2009]]
| subject = {{Comics|text}}
| shirt = {{VertBlueGrayShirt|text}}
| previous = [[CWC_Music_Video_Holding_Out_For_a_Hero#Video|CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero]]
| next = [[Tour_of_Chris's_House#Inside|Tour of Chris's House - Inside]]
}}
{{quote|Leave Megan and her Family Alone. You will want to stay on my good side if you want to read more comic pages.}}

=== Transcript ===

[[Captain's Log]], Stardate: March 26th, 2009.

I wish to, uh, start this, uh, major update with a important note.

I have, uh, recently received a request from my old [[gal-pal]] [[Megan]]. Uh, some of you probably know her from the [[ED]] page. So many [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|mistakes]] were made in the past. [''[[sigh]]''] She was the first of my gal-pals to be caught in the crossfire, it haunted me every day. But... [''cough'']

I ask now that, uh, everybody who, uh, everybody who, uh, sees her in person and recognize her, please just leave her alone. Leave her alone.

Sh—she has been under so much [[stress]] from the n—not only the [[trolls]], but also from everybody who recognizes her and just bunch of damn.... So just simply put, please leave her alone and keep Europeans to yourselves. If you can't say something nice, say ''nothing''. [''cough'']

Plus, also, think about this: you guys stay on my good side if you want me to continue making the comic pages and getting the [[Sonichu]] site back up. Which is why I made it a major priority in my two previous videos I uploaded onto [[YouTube]], leave me and I—my new girlfriend [[Ivy]]—leave us alone. [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009|Back off]].

So, amongst the with that between her—uh, between just like, uh... just like you would not interfere with me and Ivy, back off from Megan. If you want to stay on my good side, if you want me to keep drawing the [[Sonichu (comic)|comics]].

I swear, or I swear to [[God]], if you get me on my [[CWCFlyingElephants|worst side]], my worst possible offense, I will cease. Swear to God. So just back off.

''Back off.''

Peace.

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero]]|nextlink=[[Tour of Chris's House]]|}}
{{Captain's Log}}

[[Category:Captain's log entries| 2009-03-26]]

Chris Comes Out of the Closet

2014-06-20T05:41:22Z

Skip Teppins: /* Transcript */

{{honest}}
{{Quote|But when it comes down to it, I would Honestly rather smear my image with crap than have someone I care deeply for get hurt. I prayed to God and Jesus for forgiveness and strength beforehand.|Chris to Julie<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 4]]</ref>}}
Threatening [[Julie]] with harm, a vengeful [[Clyde Cash]] [[Mumble 3|demanded]] that [[Chris]] '''come out of the closet''' on [[YouTube]] in exchange for her safety. Ambivalent about how to handle the situation, Chris posts a video in which he filibusters for nearly three minutes and finally declares himself to be a "[[gaybian]]". This [[Mumble 3.5|didn't satisfy Cash]], and so Chris went back and made another video shortly afterward, this time saying the all-important words "I'm [[homos|gay]]".

While the Gaybian Ruse failed, Chris was still able to slip in "subtle" hints that he was less than sincere about his confession. Viewers familiar with Chris's YouTube videos will notice that he is not wearing his [[Medallion]], and he is holding his [[Optimus Prime]] toy throughout both recordings. Conspicuously, a [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|Sailor Moon Poster]] is also present in the background. Also, Chris outright states that he's being forced to come out the closet, which is a surreptitious way of communicating that he is being forced to come out of the closet. Chris would later disavow these videos on [[Chris Destroys His Vibrator|the following day]], confirming that the absence of the medallion, the present Optimus Prime, and Sailor Moon posters were indeed clues that he was not, in fact, gay. This would seem to put his agreement with Clyde in abeyance, but Julie has apparently been unharmed ever since.

Notable in both of these videos is how averse Christian is to even ''saying'' the word "gay", even when he isn't using the word to describe himself. Chris told Julie that this was actually the first time in his ''entire life'' that he said "the "G" word."<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 4]]</ref>

==Description==
{{quotebox|"Fine, I'm Gay."

No, I am NOT; I was Forced to make this video by Clyde, or he would have hurt or killed a close, trusted Girl-Friend of mine.

At least one person in an e-mail he sent to me noticed my non-verbal clues, and I copy/paste,
"In your "coming out" video today, you didn't wear your Sonichu medaillon. Also, you had Optimus Prime on your lap.

Could it be -- have the Troll2 forced you to make a YouTube video in which you claim to be gay?

We all know it isn't the TRUE ORIGINAL Chris-chan if he doesn't wear his medaillon or High-School Ring.
Also, Transformers are toys for boys, so I guess that's a subtle way of telling us you haven't forgotten your gender.

Am I reading the signs right?
You aren't gay, you were forced to make this video?"

Correct to a Capital "T", but I am the TRUE Christian Weston Chandler. I took off my medal in the video, because forcibly smearing MY name was bad enough.}}

==Take 1==

{{Infobox/video
| name = Chris Comes Out of the Closet, Take 1
| video = {{#ev:youtube|R0vZbqptRwc}}
| stardate = 5 [[February 2009]]
| subject = {{Homos|text}}
| saga = {{Julie|text}} {{Clyde|text}}
| shirt = {{DarkRedShirt|text}}
| previous = [[CWC Update 31 January 2009]]
| next = [[Chris Comes Out of the Closet#Take 2|Chris Comes Out of the Closet, Take 2]]
}}
{{quote|I am… a ''gaaaaaaaaay''… bian. A ''male'' lesbian.}}

=== Transcript ===

’Ello.

Y’know, the word… ''"gaaay"''… tends to be thrown around ''a lot''. Especially when, uh, one's words… is, uh, heavily… understood one ''way''… or understood another ''way''. It can mean so much. ''But'' when it comes to—uh, in the ''end''… it ''can'' make a lot of difference.

I, uh, personally… ''respect''… the, uh… ''gay'' population. And, uh… I applaurd them because… they come out the closets with their ''own'' emotions and feelings and whatnot. And sometimes, even us… brave heroes… need to come out the closet, as well. I have come out of my… emotional… prohibited ''shell''… that has prohib—has prohibited me from, uh… expressing my ''emotions''… in an understood, ''wise'' choice of words. But… I have learned… to come ''out''… [''inhales sharply''] and express them in a good term, as well.

But—and especially when… it can come from the h—especially when the emotions come from the ''heart'', and the body language, it just depends on, uh, how it is understood from that point or another.

But, uh, I'll cut to a ''chase''. I respect my fellow ''man''… and, uh… I w—and I… have some ''feelings'' for the man, as well. But, uh… yeah, in a nutshell… I have to come out of the closet. And so, ''one'' closet…

[[Chris and religion|(God, please help me)]]

… that I fe—that I am ''forced''—''forced'' to come out of…

Uh… simply put—and I am willing to say this… in sound mind and body: ''I''… am a gaybian.

Yep. You heard me. I am… a ''gaaaaaaaaay''… bian.

A ''male'' lesbian.

Thank you.

==Fan videos==

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Chris Chan is GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY
| video = {{#ev:youtube|g_bXgFdw5mo}}
| maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/ReldnahcNNaitsirhc ReldnahcNNaitsirhc]
| stardate = 15 [[May 2010]]
}}

==Take 2==

{{Infobox/video
| name = Chris Comes Out of the Closet, Take 2
| video = {{#ev:youtube|RDZLuoReCr4}}
| stardate = 5 [[February 2009]]
| subject = {{Homos|text}}
| saga = {{Julie|text}} {{Clyde|text}}
| shirt = {{DarkRedShirt|text}}
| previous = [[Chris Comes Out of the Closet#Take 1|Chris Comes Out of the Closet, Take 1]]
| next = [[Chris_Destroys_His_Vibrator#Video|Chris Destroys His Vibrator]]
}}
{{quote|So… did I really come out of the closet there?}}

=== Transcript ===

Good evening.

You know, the, uh… word… "gay" and terms like… "coming out of the closet"… [''inhales sharply''] ''ughh''… get th-thrown around a lot.

[''pauses for several seconds, groans quietly, and shakes his head in disgust'']

Anyway—uh… and als—and also, uh… some of us have to be—feel like we're being ''forced''… to ''supposedly'' come out of the closet. And also, uh, some of—some of—so, sometimes, the, uh… ''actual words''… like, uh, I myself—actual words that I have… used… become ''misinterpreted''.

And, uh, it can be… ''very'' infuriating… when, uh… people misinterpret, uh… th-things into slanderous, uh, ''misunderstandings''.

[''inhales sharply''] Mmm…

But yeah, I’ll, uh, get to a point here. I’ll get to the point.

[''inhales sharply and groans''] I have—so, like, I'm being ''forced'' to, uh… come out of… ''a'' closet, even though I already came out of ''one'' closet… emotionally, where I have ''learned''… to, uh, put my emotions into a good… sound assortment of ''words''… and, uh, ho—and honest ''input''. And it—s—and s—and even though it really… ''pains'' me a lot… to… [''long pause'']

To say th—such th—to say some ''things''…

Anyway, the—uh… anyway, so… to get to the ''point''…

Fine. I'm ''guhhh''—I'm ''gaaay''. I'm ''gay''.

Pfff. I said it.

I said it. So, ''there''.

''I said it.''

Yep. I'm ''gaaay''-

[''sigh''] Okay. Yep. So… did I really come out of the closet there?

That just depends on y'all—how y'all ''understand'' it!

Peace.

==See also==
*[[Homos]]
*[[Gaybian]]
==References==
<references/>
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[CWC Update 31 January 2009]]|nextlink=[[Chris Destroys His Vibrator]]|}}
{{Troll Videos}}

{{Clyde Saga}}

[[Category:Captain's log entries| 2009-02-05]]

[[Category:Chris-chan videos, February 2009| 2009-02-05]]
[[Category:Clyde Cash Saga videos| 2009-02-05]]
[[Category:Julie saga videos| 2009-02-05]]
[[Category:Videos about homos| 2009-02-05]]

Chris and fashion

2014-06-19T02:21:19Z

Skip Teppins:

{{Articleofthenow}}
{{taxpayermoney}}
[[Image:0043-YoungChristopher2.jpg|thumb|Fashion passes. Style is forever.]]
{{Quote|Oh yeah, you just love to see me in my- in the old red, white and blue.|Chris to [[Kacey]]<ref>[[Kacey Call 2]]g</ref>}}
[[Christian Weston Chandler]] has a somewhat peculiar taste in '''fashion'''. Although he is willing to [[Chris and money|spend thousands of dollars]] on [[video games]], [[toys]], and [[sex dolls]], Chris is very stingy when it comes to shopping for his clothes, which are usually purchased secondhand at thrift stores like [[Wikipedia:Salvation Army|Salvation Army]] and [[Wikipedia:Goodwill Industries|Goodwill]]. The majority of shirts he owns are colorful collared shirts and undersized rugby shirts, most of which are decorated with horizontal stripes, making him look even [[Obesity|fatter]].

[[Mailbag 42#The rugby shirt he wore for 3 days in a row isn't a favorite or anything|Mailbag 42]] revealed that at least one (the "Advice Dog" shirt) of his shirts was purchased by his [[Barbara Chandler|mother]]. Although his mother doesn't directly dress him anymore, Chris still chooses to wear these shirts.
== Childhood ==
[[Image:Ernie.jpg|thumb|Ernie also enjoys "The Classic".]]

In his youth, Chris set the general tone for years to come with many striped polos, T-shirts, and khaki pants. The only difference compared to today is that he sometimes even dared to wear single-colored shirts with his [[Sonic the Hedgehog|favorite game]] and [[television]] characters on them. The only article of clothing he was seen in until the summer of [[2010]] that didn't follow the "long-sleeved, colorful clown suit" theme is the [[Pokémon]] T-shirt that he has owned since he was 19. Being yellow, it does not look particularly good on him.

== Trademark clothing ==

[[File:Chrischan5.jpg|thumb|left|Artist's vision of Chris's typical outfit, featuring "the Horizontal Horror".]]

Chris's classic outfit consists of:

* His favorite shirt, a St. John's Bay® Rugby Stripe Sueded Polo, which is so tight that it accentuates his voluptuous, masculine bosoms. This is the shirt that Chris almost invariably draws himself wearing in the [[Sonichu (comic)|comics]].
* His [[Medallions of Fail|medallions]] (sporadically) and his [[High School Ring]]
* A pair of [[Pedo-Glasses]] attached to a chain.
* Jeans or khaki slacks. Chris's jeans typically define his rear end to a disturbing level — he may be wearing women's jeans, or he may simply still wear pants his gut long ago outgrew.
* [[Belt Buckle of Fail]]
* Alternatively, a green terrycloth bathrobe with a mismatched (of course) black belt on occasions when even getting dressed would involve too much [[stress]].
* On occasion, a dark suit jacket, perhaps for the many [[Chris and death|funerals that plague his existence]].
* During the winter months, a dark blue parka with orange and yellow stripes to enhance visibility.
* Since late [[2009]], a [[sports bra]] to keep the previously mentioned bosoms in check.

==The "IBA" outfit==
[[File:The Chronicles Of Chris-Chan- They see me trollin, they laughin'... -7-17-09-.mp4 20140516 130015.190.jpg|thumb|The "IBA" outfit.]]
In mid-[[2009#June|June 2009]], roughly around the time he made friends, Chris temporarily decided that his current look was old hat. He got rid of many of the striped shirts (mostly because he couldn't fit into them anymore) and grew a goatee.

The reformed Chris's wardrobe consisted of:

*Sunglasses over normal glasses (glasses chain remains)
*T-shirt over long sleeved shirt.
*Goatee.
*Tattoo sleeves
*A black vest that is too small for his girth.
*[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS]]

His new attire was first properly presented to the world in the [[Rollin' and Trollin']] video.

Soon afterward, however, he went back to sporting his traditional clownshirts, and claimed that he was pressured into making the Rollin' and Trollin' video.

==The "Gay Trucker" outfit==

[[Image:Personalprofile.jpg|thumb|Notice how his pose in this picture is eerily reminiscent of his pose in [[ShecameforCWC.jpg]].]]

After he promised to leave the [[Chris and the Internet|Internet]] in the spring of [[2010]], Chris threw away his clown shirts, ditched the [[medallion]] for several months (it returned in [[Haters Gonna Hate.MOV|September]]), and picked up a new wardrobe in an attempt to look like a normal person, including a denim jacket from Goodwill that he cut the sleeves off of just to look gayer.<ref>[[Kacey Call 2]]</ref> The result is a modified version of the IBA outfit. It has been observed that Chris tries to look like a bad boy, but he ends up looking like a [[Homos|gay]] trucker, hence the trolls' term for his new wardrobe.

The only way he could make it look gayer is by combining it with his [[muscle bra]]. Which, unfortunately, he has. [[Fridays After Five|And in public.]] At this point, going back to the [[Sonichu Medallion]] would actually ''improve'' his chances of picking up girls.

[[File:EnjoyVagaina.jpg|thumb|left|Deftly combining what Chris [[Coke|has too much of]] and what he [[China|<s>will never have</s>]] [[Facebook#An Open Note (4/13/2012)|apparently ''has'' had]].]]

With the arrival of the gay trucker outfit also came an interest in T-shirts that boldly express Chris's desire for sex, often in exceedingly tasteless ways. The first clear look at one of these shirts was in a [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|profoundly disturbing video]] leaked in late [[April 2010]] which featured Chris wearing a [[parody]] shirt that read "Mount and do me". That said, the video was made for a potential sweetheart that Chris desperately wanted to fuck, leaving open the possibility that Chris didn't intend to dress like that outside his [[Chris's room|bedroom]].

Chris destroyed any hope of that being the case on 18 [[June 2010]] when he wore a shirt that said "Enjoy Vagina" to a public, family-oriented concert. He then topped this later, by pulling that shirt over his head, and standing around in his muscle bra, on which he had written "WANT WOMAN!" The common belief is that these tasteless, sexually themed shirts are the next evolution of the [[attraction sign]], a way for him to inform potential mates that he is both straight and available without ever having to talk to people nor spend any effort in making a sign.

In late [[August 2010]], Chris returned to the Internet with a series of videos where he sported simple, loose-fitting T-shirts (including a [[Manchester High School]] senior class T-shirt which he must have reverently preserved for at least a decade). The effect is interesting, bringing him closer to something like normality than he's been in many years. He's still a pale, sweaty, balding, grotesquely fat, pathetically weak manchild, but in Ruckersville, that puts him reasonably close to the mainstream.

A number of Chris's t-shirts appear to have been with him for a decade or more — the Manchester High shirt, a souvenir shirt from the BrickFest event in [[2000]], a [[Pokémon]] trainer shirt from the Books-a-Million where Chris played [[card games]] between [[1998]] and 2000. Either he's willing to keep shirts that have some personal significance around for a very long time, or his packrat tendencies prevent him from throwing any of them away.
{{clear}}

==The [[Carlos Chantor]] outfit==
[[File:Chantor.jpg|thumb|His best outfit yet; too bad it did not last.]]

A single picture of Chris posing as a male prostitute was posted on Escorts.com.

It is significant because it implies that Chris can dress like a normal human being if he wants to remain inconspicuous.

The black shirt and sunglasses he is wearing are never seen in any later pictures.

==The “Tomgirl” series==
[[Image:TG19.jpg|thumb|He made himself into a [[sweetheart from the ground-up]].]]

{{main|Tomgirl Pictures}}

In April 2011 a series of pictures leaked, showing Chris dressed in women's clothing in public. This outfit consists of:

* Bright green nail polish
* Earrings (a purple glass stud and a blue ring) - note that piercing the right ear was at one point code for [[homos]]exuality; guess which one Chris pierced twice?
* Women's sandals
* Blue eyeliner
* Jeans
* Blue string top
*Black thong
*A silver ring<ref>File:TG6.jpg</ref> (note that silver rings have been used to symbolize a pledge [[F Abstinence|virginity]] until marriage)<ref>[http://www.silverringthing.com/]</ref>
* A red and blue sweater vest (tank top) with a red shirt underneath it
* Red lipstick
* A new pair of [[glasses]]

==Theory of fashion==
The clothes that Christian chooses seem almost like a costume for him, especially his infamous striped shirt. Given that he is [[autistic]], observers often speculate that he may have difficulty with identifying things visually, including himself. In [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], he alluded to having to take time to study his appearance in a mirror, possibly wearing the shirt in question. Either way, Christian seems to regard his shirt as an integral part of his identity in the same way that [[trolls]] do.

His fashion sense has shown itself to be evolving in the last year, but moving in cycles. In [[2010]] he seemed to have ditched the [[Sonichu medallion]] and moved into what could be described as a more edgy, hip, aggressive look. His success at being so is on par for course with the rest of his attempts at things.

Of note, during his conversation with [[Kacey]] while posing as [[Liquid Chris]] he claimed to also own a striped shirt like the "impostor". He expressed much joy at the fact that it was red, white and blue, implying owning a shirt was proof of his [[United States of America|patriotism]].

==Wardrobe==
Below is a gallery of most of Chris's wardrobe, along with links to the videos they appeared in:
<center>
<gallery>
Image:Christshirt1.png|"The Classic" [[So Need a Cute Girl|1]] [[Harvey Birdman Commercial|2]] [[Pixelated PS3|3]] [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|4]] [[CWC is Angry|5]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 27th, 2008|6]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 18th, 2009|7]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 19th, 2009|8]] [[CWC's "It's All Coming Back To Me"|9]] [[SingStar Challenge Round 1|10]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2009|11]] [[SingStar_Challenge#Watch|12]] [[SingStar Challenge Round 1|13]] [[SingStar Challenge Round 4|14]] [[Show RESPECT to me, "C"CWC|15]] [[Sign Destruction Video|16]] [[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation|17]]
Image:Christshirt4.png|"The Advice Dog" [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 24th, 2008|1]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate Columbus Day, 2008|2]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 6th, 2009|3]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 10th, 2009|4]] [[12 January 2010|5]] [[14 January 2010|6]] [[What's the Name, Christian Chandler, C H R I S C H A N|7]] [[15 January 2010|8]] [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L|9]]
Image:Christshirt3.png|"[[Liquid Chris|The Impostor]]" [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008|1]] [[Chop Chop Onion's Rap Showdown|2]]
Image:Christshirt5.png|"The Napoleon" [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 17th, 2009|1]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 4th, 2009|2]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009|3]] [[Challenge for Clyde II|4]] [[15 October 2009|5]] [[9 December 2009|6]] [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|7]] [[22 January 2010|8]] [[I am Alive|9]] [[100 2269|10]] [[A Hike|11]]
Image:Christshirt6.png|"The Racing Stripe" [[I am STRAIGHT|1]] [[CWC with Bible - Leviticus|2]] [[Congrats, Jack Black|3]] [[ECV 00002|4]] [[100 2278|5]]
Image:Christshirt7.png| "The Power Ranger" [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2008|1]] [[CCWC's Final Warning to the Second CWC|2]] [[LOOK at the truth!|3]]
Image:Christshirt8.png| "The Dunwich Horror" [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 12th, 2009|1]] [[More for the crabs|2]] [[ECV 00081|3]] [[Bunny Hop|4]] [[11052009 Kacey, I Love You, and I Need You|5]] [[CWC address to Royal Board|6]] [[Address to Mao, the S.O.B.|7]] [[Apologies to Alec and Evan|8]]
Image:Christshirt10.png|"The Two-Face" [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 23rd, 2009|1]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate May 3rd, 2009|2]] [[Wigwam|3]] [[WeighIn|4]]
Image:Christshirt11a.png|"The Poké-Master" [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 6th, 2008|1]] [[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero|2]]
Image:Christshirt12.png|"The Horizontal Horror" [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 8th, 2009|1]]
Image:Christshirt13a.png|"The Jerkop" [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 13th, 2008|1]] [[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero|2]]
Image:Christshirt14.png|"The Greasy Flag" [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 6th, 2009|1]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 9th, 2009|2]] [[I am devoted to My Sweetest Ivy|3]] [[Matthew 5 27, CWC Confessions|4]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 17th, 2009|5]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009|6]] [[I Am The TRUE, Original Christopher Christian Weston Chandler; No Ifs, Ands or Buts|7]] [[9 October 2009|8]] [[Warning - Naughty Women ;)|9]] [[Old Time Rock and Roll on Shredwud|10]] [[Brutal Legend|11]] [[3 December 2009|12]]
Image:Christshirt18.png|"The Star Fleet Captain" [[CWC More Than A Feeling|1]]
Image:Christshirt17.png|"The Scuderia Autistirarri" [[Chris's Big Night Out|1]] [[10 September 2009|2]]
Image:Christshirt19.png|"The Flag-Waving Patriot" [[Chris Destroys His Vibrator|1]] [[A CWC Audition|2]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|3]] [[CWC only accepts IN-PERSON FEMALE Encounters|4]] [[Challenge for Clyde|5]] [[Brutal Legend Plus|6]] [[For_Chris#IBA.27s_video|7]] [[IPods Down and Listen Up|8]] [[Hello, Juffalo|9]] [[9 February 2010|10]]
Image:Christshirt20.png|"The Captain Falcon" [[Down with Asperchu|1]] [[CWC Update 18 March 2009 More Updated|2]] [[F Abstinance|3]]
Image:Christshirt21.png|"The DangerStripe" [[Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora|1]] [[CWC is Sad|2]] [[Address to my CWCipedia SysOP|3]] [[This was my fault|4]] [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|5]]
Image:Christshirt22.png|"The Cyclone Joker" [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 21st, 2009|1]] [[CWC Callout for Miss Emily and Stephanie|2]] [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|3]] [[A message to the Trolls|4]] [[Don't Mess With Me|5]]
Image:ChrisShirt43.png|"The Swamp Monster" [[Captain's Log, Stardate December 20th, 2009|1]] [[I like Mary Poppins|2]] [[DayOut|3]] [[FullHouse|4]] [[100 2357.MOV|5]]
Image:Christshirt23.png|"The Traffic Light" [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement|1]] [[A Sonichu Day|2]] [[Shout out to Fans in Hospital|3]] [[To Clyde and Jack.MOV|4]] [[Kill De Jack|5]]
Image:ChristshirtPoke.png|"The Manchild" [[Chris dispels videogame rumors|1]] [[Magical Man Potion|2]] [[ItIsFinished.MOV|3]] [[Haters Gonna Hate.MOV|4]]
Image:Christshirt28.png|"The Rugby of Shame" [[Christian's Update 11 September 2008|1]]
Image:Parappashirt.png|"The [[PaRappa the Rapper|PaRappa]] Shirt" [[51 50|1]]
Image:Christshirt42.png|"The Statesmen" [[10252009 For Kacey|1]] [[To Clyde Gregg|2]] [[For Chris II|3]]
Image:sportsbra.png|"The [[Muscle bra|Muscle Bra]]" [[04232010 - Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless|1]] [[100 2265|2]] [[ECV 00001|3]] [[Pregnant Act|4]]
Image:sportsbra2.png|"The Muscle Bra 2" [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|1]] [[WelcometoBollywood|2]]
Image:Christshirt27.png|"The Dirty Dashiki" [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 8th, 2008|1]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 16th, 2009|2]] [[CWC to Mr. Miyamoto-san|3]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 4th, 2009|4]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 26th, 2009|5]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009|6]] [[Challenge for Clyde II|7]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 15th, 2009|8]] [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|9]] [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|10]] [[I am Alive|11]]
Image:Christshirt37.png|"The [[Homos|Mount and Do Me]]" [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|1]]
Image:Christshirt25.png|"The [[Duck]]ie Shirt" [[Take that Page DOWN NOW!|1]] [[Secret Weapon|2]] [[YouTube Finale|3]] [[SingStar Challenge Round 5|4]]
Image:Christshirt26.png|"The Shamrock Shake" [[An Official Sonichu Update|1]] [[Sonichu Game Talk|2]] [[Bless the Fans, Curse the Trolls|3]]
Image:Christshirt29.png|"The Shamrock Stripes" [[Chris Sex Videos|1]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 7th, 2009|2]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 12th, 2009|3]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 13th, 2009|4]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 20th, 2009|5]] [[Clyde Cash the kid video|6]] [[Lars Is Jivin'.MP4|7]]
Image:Christshirt31.png|"The Burgundy Nightmare" [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 8th, 2009|1]]
Image:Christshirt32.png|"The Burgundy Nightmare Redux" [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 15th, 2009|1]] [[Chris Comes Out of the Closet|2]]
Image:Christshirt33.png|"The Bumblebee" [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 26th, 2009|1]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 18th, 2009|2]]
Image:Christshirt35.png|"The Intimidator" [[Chris Calls Clyde Out|1]] [[I Love You Kacey|2]] [[10242009|3]] [[29 January 2010|4]] [[C-Ya Later|5]] [[Cleveland Show Voice Rant|6]] [[Pregnant Act#The Remake|7]]
Image:Christshirt38.png|"The [[Rainbow]] Flag" [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|1]]
Image:Christshirt30.png|"The Big Green" [[We're Being Watched|1]] [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|2]]
Image:Christshirt41.png|"The White Trash" [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 29th, 2009|1]] [[War Paint Video|2]] [[Some Favored Comedians|3]] [[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV|4]]
Image:Christshirt45.png|"The Happy Jack" [[CWC Dare|1]] [[June062010.MOV|2]] [[To Jackie, with Love.MOV|3]] [[XBox is OK.MOV|4]]
Image:Christshirt46.png|"The Bordeaux Butcher" [[Apology to Emily|1]]
Image:Christshirt40.png|"The Ivory Poacher" [[25 September 2009|1]]

</gallery>
</center>

{{Illustrations}}

== Wrist warmer ==

[[Image:Wrist Warmer.jpg|thumb|Wrist warmer]]

Ever wonder what that thing is behind Chris's neck?

{{quote|Yes, it is a part of my necklace; it's a "[[Wikipedia:Wilson Sporting Goods|Wilson]]" wrist-warmer I use to cover the discomfort of the number of Links back there.|Chris<ref>Email from Chris posted in old [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC]] thread 162</ref>}}

Chris most likely wears it as a counter to [[Wikipedia:Sensory defensiveness|sensory defensiveness]], a condition common among autistics, in which a normally harmless sensation directly triggers a fight-or-flight reaction.

==Fanny pack==
[[Image:0226-ChristianWMrsSanford.jpg|thumb|left|Chris and [[Virginia Jeanine Sanford|Mrs. Sanford]].]]
[[Image:0565-CWCKellieGrads.jpg|thumb|Chris with [[Kellie Andes]]. Chris would have, for the first time in his life, looked like he dressed sharp, if it wasn't for the fanny pack. Note the award that Kellie is holding.]]

A fanny pack (known as a "bum bag" in the British Commonwealth) is a small fabric pouch secured with a zipper and worn by use of a strap around the hips or waist. Fanny packs reached the peak of their popularity in the late 1980s and early-to-mid 1990s, and have since been considered to be a fashion faux pas.<ref>http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/beauty/once-reviled-fanny-packs-get-a-high-fashion-makeover-and-an-even-higher-pricetag-2452640#photoViewer=1</ref> Naturally Chris wore them throughout the 1990s and 2000s.

== Cosplaying ==
{{main|Chris and cosplaying}}
{{clear}}

== Sources ==
<references />

{{Chris and}}

File:Christshirt42.png

2014-06-19T02:05:05Z

Skip Teppins:

Chris Comes Out of the Closet

2014-06-19T00:28:37Z

Skip Teppins: /* Transcript */

{{honest}}
{{Quote|But when it comes down to it, I would Honestly rather smear my image with crap than have someone I care deeply for get hurt. I prayed to God and Jesus for forgiveness and strength beforehand.|Chris to Julie<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 4]]</ref>}}
Threatening [[Julie]] with harm, a vengeful [[Clyde Cash]] [[Mumble 3|demanded]] that [[Chris]] '''come out of the closet''' on [[YouTube]] in exchange for her safety. Ambivalent about how to handle the situation, Chris posts a video in which he filibusters for nearly three minutes and finally declares himself to be a "[[gaybian]]". This [[Mumble 3.5|didn't satisfy Cash]], and so Chris went back and made another video shortly afterward, this time saying the all-important words "I'm [[homos|gay]]".

While the Gaybian Ruse failed, Chris was still able to slip in "subtle" hints that he was less than sincere about his confession. Viewers familiar with Chris's YouTube videos will notice that he is not wearing his [[Medallion]], and he is holding his [[Optimus Prime]] toy throughout both recordings. Conspicuously, a [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|Sailor Moon Poster]] is also present in the background. Also, Chris outright states that he's being forced to come out the closet, which is a surreptitious way of communicating that he is being forced to come out of the closet. Chris would later disavow these videos on [[Chris Destroys His Vibrator|the following day]], confirming that the absence of the medallion, the present Optimus Prime, and Sailor Moon posters were indeed clues that he was not, in fact, gay. This would seem to put his agreement with Clyde in abeyance, but Julie has apparently been unharmed ever since.

Notable in both of these videos is how averse Christian is to even ''saying'' the word "gay", even when he isn't using the word to describe himself. Chris told Julie that this was actually the first time in his ''entire life'' that he said "the "G" word."<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 4]]</ref>

==Description==
{{quotebox|"Fine, I'm Gay."

No, I am NOT; I was Forced to make this video by Clyde, or he would have hurt or killed a close, trusted Girl-Friend of mine.

At least one person in an e-mail he sent to me noticed my non-verbal clues, and I copy/paste,
"In your "coming out" video today, you didn't wear your Sonichu medaillon. Also, you had Optimus Prime on your lap.

Could it be -- have the Troll2 forced you to make a YouTube video in which you claim to be gay?

We all know it isn't the TRUE ORIGINAL Chris-chan if he doesn't wear his medaillon or High-School Ring.
Also, Transformers are toys for boys, so I guess that's a subtle way of telling us you haven't forgotten your gender.

Am I reading the signs right?
You aren't gay, you were forced to make this video?"

Correct to a Capital "T", but I am the TRUE Christian Weston Chandler. I took off my medal in the video, because forcibly smearing MY name was bad enough.}}

==Take 1==

{{Infobox/video
| name = Chris Comes Out of the Closet, Take 1
| video = {{#ev:youtube|R0vZbqptRwc}}
| stardate = 5 [[February 2009]]
| subject = {{Homos|text}}
| saga = {{Julie|text}} {{Clyde|text}}
| shirt = {{DarkRedShirt|text}}
| previous = [[CWC Update 31 January 2009]]
| next = [[Chris Comes Out of the Closet#Take 2|Chris Comes Out of the Closet, Take 2]]
}}
{{quote|I am… a ''gaaaaaaaaay''… bian. A ''male'' lesbian.}}

=== Transcript ===

’Ello.

Y’know, the word… ''"gaaay"''… tends to be thrown around ''a lot''. Especially when, uh, one's words… is, uh, heavily… understood one ''way''… or understood another ''way''. It can mean so much. ''But'' when it comes to—uh, in the ''end''… it ''can'' make a lot of difference.

I, uh, personally… ''respect''… the, uh… ''gay'' population. And, uh… I applaurd them because… they come out the closets with their ''own'' emotions and feelings and whatnot. And sometimes, even us… brave heroes… need to come out the closet, as well. I have come out of my… emotional… prohibited ''shell''… that has prohib—has prohibited me from, uh… expressing my ''emotions''… in an understood, ''wise'' choice of words. But… I have learned… to come ''out''… [''inhales sharply''] and express them in a good term, as well.

But—and especially when… it can come from the h—especially when the emotions come from the ''heart'', and the body language, it just depends on, uh, how it is understood from that point or another.

But, uh, I'll cut to a ''chase''. I respect my fellow ''man''… and, uh… I w—and I… have some ''feelings'' for the man, as well. But, uh… yeah, in a nutshell… I have to come out of the closet. And so, ''one'' closet… (God, please help me)… that I fe—that I am ''forced''—''forced'' to come out of…

Uh… simply put—and I am willing to say this… in sound mind and body: ''I''… am a gaybian.

Yep. You heard me. I am… a ''gaaaaaaaaay''… bian.

A ''male'' lesbian.

Thank you.

==Fan videos==

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Chris Chan is GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY
| video = {{#ev:youtube|g_bXgFdw5mo}}
| maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/ReldnahcNNaitsirhc ReldnahcNNaitsirhc]
| stardate = 15 [[May 2010]]
}}

==Take 2==

{{Infobox/video
| name = Chris Comes Out of the Closet, Take 2
| video = {{#ev:youtube|RDZLuoReCr4}}
| stardate = 5 [[February 2009]]
| subject = {{Homos|text}}
| saga = {{Julie|text}} {{Clyde|text}}
| shirt = {{DarkRedShirt|text}}
| previous = [[Chris Comes Out of the Closet#Take 1|Chris Comes Out of the Closet, Take 1]]
| next = [[Chris_Destroys_His_Vibrator#Video|Chris Destroys His Vibrator]]
}}
{{quote|So… did I really come out of the closet there?}}

=== Transcript ===

Good evening.

You know, the, uh… word… "gay" and terms like… "coming out of the closet"… [''inhales sharply''] ''ughh''… get th-thrown around a lot.

[''pauses for several seconds, groans quietly, and shakes his head in disgust'']

Anyway—uh… and als—and also, uh… some of us have to be—feel like we're being ''forced''… to ''supposedly'' come out of the closet. And also, uh, some of—some of—so, sometimes, the, uh… ''actual words''… like, uh, I myself—actual words that I have… used… become ''misinterpreted''.

And, uh, it can be… ''very'' infuriating… when, uh… people misinterpret, uh… th-things into slanderous, uh, ''misunderstandings''.

[''inhales sharply''] Mmm…

But yeah, I’ll, uh, get to a point here. I’ll get to the point.

[''inhales sharply and groans''] I have—so, like, I'm being ''forced'' to, uh… come out of… ''a'' closet, even though I already came out of ''one'' closet… emotionally, where I have ''learned''… to, uh, put my emotions into a good… sound assortment of ''words''… and, uh, ho—and honest ''input''. And it—s—and s—and even though it really… ''pains'' me a lot… to… [''long pause'']

To say th—such th—to say some ''things''…

Anyway, the—uh… anyway, so… to get to the ''point''…

Fine. I'm ''guhhh''—I'm ''gaaay''. I'm ''gay''.

Pfff. I said it.

I said it. So, ''there''.

''I said it.''

Yep. I'm ''gaaay''-

[''sigh''] Okay. Yep. So… did I really come out of the closet there?

That just depends on y'all—how y'all ''understand'' it!

Peace.

==See also==
*[[Homos]]
*[[Gaybian]]
==References==
<references/>
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[CWC Update 31 January 2009]]|nextlink=[[Chris Destroys His Vibrator]]|}}
{{Troll Videos}}

{{Clyde Saga}}

[[Category:Captain's log entries| 2009-02-05]]

[[Category:Chris-chan videos, February 2009| 2009-02-05]]
[[Category:Clyde Cash Saga videos| 2009-02-05]]
[[Category:Julie saga videos| 2009-02-05]]
[[Category:Videos about homos| 2009-02-05]]

Tomgirl Pictures

2014-06-19T00:12:34Z

Skip Teppins:

{{Honest}}
{{quote|My Tomgirl and Tomboy acquaintances, I feel it is time I introduce myself better. I am more than just a Tomgirl. I am the high-functioning autistic person who was heavily emotionally damaged, artistic inspiration lost with paranoia, deception, blackmail and plain hurtful words from those bottom-feeding Trolls. I am the hand-drawing original creator of Sonichu, Rosechu and the city of Cwcville, Virginia, USA.|[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|KookyDashy]], aka Chris <ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?p=490#p490 Re: We've been found AND mocked horribly! :( ] - The Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia post where Chris reveals himself.</ref>}}

One day, [[Chris]] decided to cross-dress. Then take '''pictures''' of it. Then go out in [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|public]] and take pictures of it. The pictures were leaked by [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]] on 28 [[April 2011]]. According to Tito, this bizarre new stunt was apparently Chris's extremely [[autism|overboard reaction]] to [[Jackie|someone]] advising him to get in touch with his [[Chris and sex|feminine side]]. The photos also marked the beginning of the Tomgirl [[saga]].
[[File:TG1.png|center|300px]]
==History==
Chris has a long history of female fashions and mannerisms, from the [[Anime Wings]] seen in Sonichu [[Sub-Episode 5]] to the [[Muscle bra]]. Chris has even wondered what he would be like if he were born a female.<ref>[[Mailbag 27]] - Is Chris hitting on Bailey Jay?</ref> The most complete list of Chris's feminine traits can be seen [[Homos#Evidence that Chris is gay|here]]. To show his support to all Tomgirls and Tomboys of America, he started up a new band, [[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]] consisting of a TomGirl Robee (formerly Robbie), and TomBoy Cera and Christine.
[[File:I am tomgirl.jpg|center|350px]]

==Chris's outfit==
[[File:TG10.jpg|thumb|right|Would you fuck me? [[It's not that cold|I'd fuck me]]. I'd fuck me HARD.]]
* Bright green nail polish
* Earrings (a purple glass stud and a blue ring) - Note that piercing the right ear is traditionally code for [[Homos|homosexuality]]; guess which one Chris pierced twice?
* Women's sandals
* Blue eye shadow
* Jeans
* Blue string top
* Black thong
* A silver ring (Note that silver rings have been used to symbolize a pledge of [[F Abstinence|abstinence]] until [[Lovely Weather|marriage]])<ref>[[:File:TG6.jpg]] - Chris-Tran with his new silver ring</ref><ref>[http://www.silverringthing.com/ silverringthing.com]</ref>
* A red and blue sweater vest (tank top) with a red shirt underneath it
* Red lipstick
* A new pair of [[glasses]]
* A new head-band (as seen in the [[Facebook]] pictures)
While not seen in the leaked images, Chris's posts in [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]] revealed he also donned skirts and panties as part of his new look.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=20&p=162#p162 Re: Girly Things Tee Hee]</ref><ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=39&p=315#p315 Re: Mothers]</ref> In [[September 2011]], Chris was also photographed carrying a purse. Because it was never seen before, it might have been a one time thing.

==Tito's Introduction==
Chris decided that being a [[JERKS|man]] was too much work. It often involves [[Stress|stressful]] activities such as getting a job, excercising,
and supporting a family. The role of the man was too stressful for the life of Christian Weston Chandler.

He decided he would take the route that was easier for him. The path that he was so familiar with in [[Manchester High School|Highschool]].
The manchild felt that he could identify being a lady seeing that he has had vast experience of hanging out with girls
in the cafeteria. Chris decided that being in touch with the femine side would be the truth key in his quest.

But wait! Does that make him gay?

Not in Chris' lifetime it doesn't. Thanks to 3 months of dry spell and constant hours of TV have deluded him. Based on the archetype you would see on movies and video games, you would learn of the "Tomboy", The girl with boyish next to dykish features would allow her to be swarmed by the opposite sex with her short hair and her appreciation of the Dresdon Dolls.

"If a girl could do it, So can a boy", Chris thought. Thus he has coined the term "Tomgirl". A man in touch with his feminine side, and totally heterosexual.

== Gallery of Chris-tran ==
Several of these images are reversed left-to-right, possibly because Chris took them with the front camera on his [[Nintendo|DSi or 3DS]] (Which, like most front-facing cameras, flips the image so that the picture matches what the user sees on the screen, as though the user were looking into a mirror). It should also be noted that picture taking occurred in at least three different places. Pictures [[:File:TG3.jpg|TG3]] and [[:File:TG4.jpg|TG4]] are taken on the Downtown Walking Mall. [[:File:TG12.jpg|TG12]] and [[:File:TG19.jpg|TG19]] are taken at the [[Fashion Square Mall]] and the rest taken in his [[14_Branchland_Court|home]].

<center>{{Collapsible|Chris-tran|<gallery>
File:TG2.jpg|Tomgirl car in ''[[ModNation Racers]]''
File:TG3.jpg|Chris previously drew on the [[Charlottesville]] Free Speech Wall in [[Chris's Big Night Out II]].
File:TG4.jpg
File:TG5.jpg|Chris matched the color of his [[Amnyfest Ring|high school ring]] with his new pair of sandals.
File:TG6.jpg
File:TG7.jpg|Left ear buccaneer, right ear [[Homos|queer]].
File:TG8.jpg|Not the first time that Chris has covered his face in [[pickle]]s and [[Semen|white goo.]] Also, he's using the [[Plush Breasts]] as a pillow.
File:TG9.jpg|You just know this picture will be used in the paper when Chris finally kills [[Michael Snyder|someone]].
File:TG10.jpg|Not even [[White knight|white knights]] can say anything to defend this...
File:TG11.jpg|I wonder what Fred Phelps would say about this....
File:TG12.jpg
File:TG13.jpg|DAT ASS
File:TG14.jpg
File:TG15.jpg|[[Barbara|Barb 2.0]]
File:TG16.jpg
File:TG17.jpg|He made himself into a sweetheart from the ground-up.
File:TG18.jpg|GOODBYE HORSES
File:TG19.jpg
File:TG20.jpg|The PlayStation Move SharpShooter doesn't make the look any manlier.
File:TG21.jpg|A pillar of heterosexuality, and that's [[List of Chris's lies|TRUE AND HONEST]]
File:TG22.jpg|If he wears this and claims to be straight, I'd hate to see him when he comes out of the closet.....
File:TG23.jpg
File:TG24.jpg|Note the [[Medallions_of_Fail#The_Asperchu_Medallion_.28a.k.a._The_Medallion_of_Win.3F.29|Asperchu Medallion]] at the top right.
File:TG25.jpg
File:TG26.jpg
File:CWCJuly2011.jpg|Chris's [[Facebook]] pic of July 2011, with Tomgirl earrings.
File:PSN TOMGIRL1-1.jpg|A random PS3 Home avatar which in no way reminds us of Chris. Good thing they put the usernames there.
File:Chris 09.jpg|In September, Chris was spotted at [[Wal-Mart]]. Note the purse.
File:RoD3b.jpg|March Picture 1, featuring Tomgirl Chris.
File:ZyK7a.jpg|March Picture 2
File:IiL3P.jpg|March Picture 3
</gallery>}}
</center>

== Fan works ==
<center>{{Collapsible|Fan Works|<gallery>
File:Would you mount and do me.jpg
File:Tomgirlart.jpg
File:Chrisgirlfriend.jpg
File:Tomgirl.jpg
File:Tomchu.png
File:Chris_x_Tomgirl.png
File:New-Anchuent-Form1.jpg
File:New-Anchuent-Form2.jpg
File:Cwcc.jpg|"IT'S A TRAP!"
File:Uguu.jpg
File:1314251396.scumdog cwc.png
File:Tomgirl_by_silphen.png
File:The_virginian_virgin.jpg
File:Chris_tran_by_linkcantriforce.jpg
File:Hemanchristian.jpg|Tomgirl or He-Man?
</gallery>}}
</center>

==References==
<references/>

==See also==
*[[Homos]]
*[[Chris and fashion]]
*[[Gaybian]]
*[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]]
*[[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]]

{{CWC-isms}}

[[Category:CWC-isms]]
[[Category:Historical Documents]]
[[Category:Homos]]

Halloween

2014-06-18T23:54:53Z

Skip Teppins: /* See also */

'''Halloween''' is an annual holiday, falling on October 31. [[Chris and health#Nutrition|It has often had significance for Chris]]. He may not have a high opinion of it as bad stuff tends to happen to him around this time, as documented below.

==Historic Halloweens==
===1998 or 1999===
[[Barb]] makes Chris's [[Pokémon|Ash Ketchum]] [[cosplay|costume]].<ref>[[A Week With Christian Chandler]]</ref>
===2007===
Halloween 2007 coincided with the emergence of Chris-chan on the [[Internet]]: he appeared in a SomethingAwful thread on 26 October, got an [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page on 3 November (not Halloween itself, as Chris has claimed) and 4chan fanart existed the next day.

===2008===
[[File:EDSign.jpg|thumb|300px|At least it wasn't a burning bag of shit.]]
Chris had hoped to go with [[Blanca]] to a "local Halloween party",<ref>[[Chris's Letter to Blanca]]</ref> but unfortunately she stole his medallions and outed herself as a [[troll]] before he could. He said that he had no plans for Halloween<ref>[[IRC (24 October 2008)]]</ref>, and so a crack squadron of trolls infiltrated the grounds of [[14 Branchland Court]] that Halloween night, leaving a sign reading "[[ED|ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA]] ♥ [[Jimmy Hill|JIMMY HILL]]" on the front lawn. Chris went apeshit, and a year later [[Sign Destruction Video|tore up the sign on YouTube]] while making [[death threat]]s against [[Vivian Gee]], [[Clyde Cash]] and their families.

Chris later claimed that [[Mimms]] and [[Megan]] were the ones who left the sign. This is unconfirmed and unlikely, especially as Megan has never shown any sign of engaging with trolls.<ref>[[Katie Bay E-mails 2]]</ref>

===2009===
Chris planned on going to a party at a counseling center, most likely at [[Rocky]]'s suggestion. A loyal [[Nintendo]] fanboy, Chris was going to dress up as beloved corporate shill [[Wikipedia:Captain N: The Game Master|Captain N]], but was too lazy to get a decent costume and instead planned on wearing his ancient Ash getup.<ref>[[Regina e-mails]]</ref> He never mentioned it again, so it's not known if he actually went or not, but as he uploaded three videos that day ([[Getting Foam Ed]] for Clyde Cash, and [[My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey]] and [[Greetings to Kaceys Folks]]) he probably stayed at home.

===2010===
[[Jackie]] asked Chris to join "Jacklyn's Naughty No Trick, All Treat, 31 Days of Halloween Contest" — he had to upload a video for [[YouTube]] every day in October, mentioning [[Honest Content|a secret]] in each that he'd never told anybody, and, in return, Jackie would fuck him on 1 [[November 2010|November]]. However, Chris failed to keep to schedule, provoking Jackie's ire and removing any chance of [[china]] Chris had.
===2011===
[[File:HNI 0020.JPG|thumb|TRICK OR TREAT, JEW!]]
Chris spent Halloween in ''jail'' after his [[28 October 2011|28 October attack]] on [[The GAMe PLACe]]. Barb appeared in court on Halloween to be formally charged with failing to stop after an accident, and with felony assault on a [[jerkop]].
===2012===
Chris did nothing for Halloween this year; however, ten days prior he wrote: ''I, Christian Weston Chandler, am guilty of a lot of things that have been mistakenly uploaded and leaked online; I have for a long time been stricken and made beyond crestfallen by the repercussions of my actions and words. And great mockery and egging has befallen me for years now, and it seriously needs to stop now. There are no "[[Lulz|laughs]]" longer to be made at my expense, and the running gag is at the end of its tracks. It is better to Forgive and Forget, as told by [[Jesus]], our lord, and is the way of our almighty [[God]]. So to everybody who has felt wronged with stuff I have done in the past, I am really, sincerely sorry. All I ask is for everybody's forgiveness and for everybody to forget my mistakes, errors, everything. Please, just forget about me in total; please, disband all online groups and individual hatreds against me; please, remove everything about me off of the Internet, your minds, and your hearts.''
===2013===
Halloween 2013 was a true dark night of the soul for Christian. On the 30th, he received traumatic news that his [[Manchester High School]] [[gal-pals]] were neither true nor honest: "I am shocked to hear that everyone was my friend, because they felt sorry for me." This realization (only 13 years too late) that his friends were playing [[Kick the Autistic|Pity the Autistic]] and didn't really like him had the opportunity to crush Chris's one really happy memory. On Halloween itself, he posted to [[Molly Quarles]], asking if she too was merely being nice, and called on his old MHS to visit [[14 Branchland Court|his house]] in person to apologize (for what, is unclear).<ref>[[October 2013 Facebook Posts]]</ref>

==See also==
*[[Christmas]]
*[[Birthday|Birthday]]
*[[Bunny Hop|Easter]]
{{References}}
{{Year}}

Mumble 10

2014-06-11T02:12:02Z

Skip Teppins:

'''Mumble 10''' is the tenth of the [[Mumble]] chats involving [[Chris]], held on 23 [[February 2009]].

{{quote|I can tell in my heart that Julie is 19. I'm sure that Max can vouch for her age.|Chris}}

The [[Trolls|loyal fanbase]] tries to persuade Chris to travel to Cleveland to rescue Julie from the clutches of her evil brother, Max. Chris (and his mother) have some doubts, mostly that it is a sting operation in the manner of ''[[Wikipedia:To Catch a Predator|To Catch a Predator]]'' (which had stopped filming by 2009). One of the trolls tries to tell Chris an anecdote about independence and asserting yourself to gain the respect of your parents as you grow up, but Chris interrupts him and talks over his story. At the end of the chat, [[Clyde Cash]] comes in to intimidate Chris and reassure him that [[Julie]] is in his headquarters, being [[hanky panky|taken care of]].

==Summary==
* Trolls talk on an unrelated subject before Chris arrives.
* Chris says that [[Max]] took Julie to HQ, and asks if he could be hurt or jailed for going to pick her up. Trolls aren't sure.
* None of them have heard of HQ.
* Chris has five days to pick Julie up from [[The Miscreants|Miscreant]] HQ in Cleveland, Ohio.
* A troll says that [[Clyde]] is testing Chris's love for [[Julie]], and he should go.
* Chris whines about the 400-mile (650 km), seven-hour drive.
* He's "feeling insecure" about the trip. Even though he's an adult, he should respect his parents' wishes.
* A troll says that no force can keep true love apart.
* It's [[Christian Love Day|Chris's birthday]] tomorrow, he was born at 5:30 in the morning.
* '''Chris says that love is priceless, but he has to do all the work to get to Cleveland.'''
* His [[Barb|mum]] will say not to go, and is worried. He can't convince her to let him go.
* '''Barb is jealous of Chris loving another woman more than her. He has to respect her wishes.'''
* '''His parents pay for his gas. [[Son-Chu]] is Barb's car.'''
* Chris was born at 5:30 EST at [[Wikipedia:Martha Jefferson Hospital|Martha Jefferson Hospital]], [[Charlottesville]].
* Barb is worried about Chris being set up to be hurt or turned into the police.
* She said the same thing when he was going to visit Blanca - She could be [[pedofork|underaged]] and Chris could be arrested.
* '''Chris can tell in his heart that Julie is 19. Max can vouch for her age. In her scanned ID picture, the year was blurred out.'''
* Trolls compare ''To Catch a Predator'' - The person always tells the suspect that they are underage. Chris wouldn't be charged, as they all know Julie is 19.
* Chris leaves.
* Chris returns. Max cackles evilly. Sounds like canned laughter. This makes Chris suspicious about the trip.
* Max is watching ''[[Family Guy]]''. Chris gets distracted and starts talking about the episode, saying he loves it.
* [[Aunt Corrina]]'s funeral is later; he can't go now.
* Trolls say that this is a birthday test from God and he should go. Chris insists on talking to his mom first.
* Max has intercepted the [[sex tape|video]] that Chris made for Julie. '''The girl who told him this says that Julie is also a troll.'''
* The trolls say that this can't be true. Chris agrees.
* '''He believes in her, Julie is a wonderful sweet 19 year old who wrote him a very nice letter and sent it in the mail with pictures that her friend took.'''
* A troll says that Julie wouldn't be a troll, she's been trolled her whole life by the Georgian government.
* Chris researched Georgia when looking for [[Molvanîa]]. A troll says that his schoolbooks had a map of Molvanîa.
* The troll no longer has a map, he had to burn his schoolbooks to heat his house.
* Chris has seen a map of Molvanîa, but not its surrounding countries.
* Max says he isn't a troll.
* Wait, Chris misread. He is a troll.
* A troll references [[Mumble 9.5]]. Chris says that they got to him emotionally so he can't remember the details.
* The trolls can't do anything about Max. He is a bad boy. One suggests googling [[The Miscreants]].
* A troll makes a joke. Chris laughs, says that it's funny, but says he isn't in the mood to laugh.
* A troll asks Chris if he can tell a story. Chris interrupts: "Sure. Once upon a time..."
* Chris is looking at The Miscreants' website.
* Chris looks over Miscreant operatives and operations, detailing various acts of trolling against him. He seems to have minimal reaction to this list of various 'friends' and what they were assigned to get from him.
* [[PandaHalo]] being alive yields no response.
* The trolls says that nothing on the site is too bad. The Miscreants are either afraid of or testing Chris.
* Chris says that the [[ED]] page stops him from getting a job.
* Chris thanks the trolls for their input. He'll update his mom and ask for gas money.
* The trolls says that he needs to assert himself against his mother; she should respect him on his birthday.
* Chris says today is [[Aunt Corrina]]'s funeral, so he has to wait to get his and his mum's emotions out of the way before he puts his foot down.
* [[Clyde]] enters, sings happy birthday to 'Mister [[Sonichu]]'.
* Chris asks if he's going to be hurt or arrested when he goes to Cleveland.
* Clyde says he only wants to make sure he will never touch a woman; as he's not a man. He welcomes Chris to Miscreant HQ.
* Chris is going to talk to his mom and will come to Cleveland in the next few days.
* Clyde says he's doing this because Chris is a terrible person.
* Julie is not a captive, she's having the time of her life.
* Chris is off to eat and rest for the funeral. Clyde will send chocolates. Chris will talk to his mum after the funeral.

==Transcript==

{{quote|Yeah, but then my Mom is pretty much jealous of me loving another woman more than her.|Chris, describing his Oedipus complex}}

'''Fan 1''': From what I read there's a way to take ownership of the files that are unaccounted for. 
'''Chris''': um... Hey everybody, I have- I have a-I have a question. 
'''High-pitched Fan''': Umm, sure!

'''Chris''': From my understanding Max took Julie over to what is called "HQ". 
'''Fan 3''': Headquarters? 
'''Chris''': Yeah. And uh, yeah. And uh, Clyde is setting things up over there. So uh, just wanna know uh, is Clyde planning on, like, to hurt me or get me into jail or anything like that if I go over to Cleveland to pick up Julie myself over at the HQ? 
'''Fan''': I dunno. 
'''High-pitched Fan''': I'm not sure, I'm just doing homework. 
'''Fan''': Uh hey, let me fix something here. Hold on a minute. 
'''Chris''': Alright, so nobody here knows, knows uh, has anybody here actually been to this HQ? This headquarters? 
'''Fan''': I don't even know what that is, I just got here 15 minutes ago. 
'''Fan''': I don't know what that is. 
'''High-pitched Fan''': I just got here, too. I'm doing homework right now. 
'''Chris''': ''[sigh]'' Ahhhh...yeah, uh, Max, Julie's brother, uh, pretty much spirited away Julie, took her to the HQ, to the Headquarters, where The Miscreants, I think they were called are, and now, uh, Max wants me to come over to Cleveland within the next five days to pick up Julie from the Headquarters. And I'm just trying to find out, uh, if Clyde is planning, if he's uh, going to put me, going to try to force me in jail or hurt me or anything like that. 
'''Fan''': Hmmm. 
'''Fan''': Hmmm. 
'''High-pitched Fan''': That would be unfortunate. 
'''1Fan''': I highly doubt it. 
'''Chris''': Highly doubt it. 
'''1Fan''': From what it seems Clyde is just trying to scare you. 
'''Chris''': I see. 
'''Fan''': Yeah, I think he's lying. 
'''1Fan''': I think that if you actually go up there it would show him that you are very serious about, you know, your feelings towards Julie, I had a whole big list of things I was about to say now and they just went boom. So to just to the chase here I'd just say go for it. And I'm pretty sure, if anything, Clyde would actually shake your hand and say, "Congratulations, you've finally done it." 
'''Fan''': Yeah, you should go and show him that you truly care about your sweetheart. 
'''Chris''': ''[sigh]'' Ok. ''[long pause]'' Yeah, you see, one thing is, uh, I mean I-I understand is that it's like a 400 mile 7 hour drive, according to MapQuest, between my address and... Max's address? But, yeah well Julie is living with Max, her older brother. Yeah, but anyway I was, anyway I was, still feeling like insecure about the trip, especially since like uh, you know even though I am an adult, I should respect my mother's and my father's wishes. And uh, still a little bit on the, you know, still gonna need a few-few dollars to get me to uh, Cleveland. 
'''1Fan''': Chris, I'm gonna say this. 
'''Chris''': Yes. I'm listening. 
'''1Fan''': If you truly love someone. Truly in your heart love someone, no force in the world, be it distance, be it a physical obstacle, anything, can stop you from being with that person. And protecting that person that you care about that much. This is one of life's little tests, Chris. And you need to take it head on. 
'''Fan''': Yeah. And I guess in less than 20 minutes you'll be 27. 
'''1Fan''': Happy birthday, by the way. 
'''Chris''': Actually, actually, thank you, actually, I was born at 5:30 in the morning. [long pause] Actually I understand love is priceless. But you gotta understand that there are limits on uh, on the distance. I mean love is priceless, but you know, I have to do all the work to uh, get there. 
'''Fan''': Chris? Chris, what kind of mileage does your car get? 
'''Chris''': 35 highway. 25 city. 
'''High-pitched fan''': That's pretty good! 
'''Fan''': I wouldn't worry about it. And if you do get caught in some kind of trouble there are nice people out there,someone can help you. You have a cell phone, right? 
'''Chris''': Um, ok. Yeah. 
'''Fan''': There you go! You have no problem, man. 
'''Chris''': Yeah listen, that's another thing, that my mom, y'know my mom is like you know, she's gonna be telling me, don't go, don't go, I worry about you, and she [[Obesity|watches a lot of television]] and it's like I'm trying, I've been trying, to get her to let me go to Julie in Cleveland... 
'''Fan''': Chris, I-I think you have to show your mom that you truly love Julie. 
'''Chris''': Yeah, but my- then my mom is also a bit jealous of me loving-a loving another woman... more than her. I mean I know, I mean I understand she's in a situation like, "cut the umbilical cord" you would say, I'm sure. But still, I have to respect my mother, very much. 
'''1Fan''': Well, Chris, you, you pay them for your room and board, right? 
'''Chris''': Yeah. 
'''1Fan''': Is there anything they do to support you that you don't pay for? Other than just,you know, their moral support. 
'''Chris''': They uh, they give me food, and they uh, they also pay for my gas as well. And plus the [[Son-Chu|car I drive]] is actually my mother's car. 
'''Fan''': Oh... 
'''1Fan''': Sorry, I gotta use voice activity because I'm tired of pressing my button here. And I'm gonna go on a rant here. Chris, I'm going to tell you a little story. Um, I've had the same problem back when I was younger, but, it was back when I was 18... 
'''Chris''': ''[Interrupts]'' Alright but uh, alright... 
'''1Fan''': When I turned 18. Let me tell you this, because it's very relevant to the situation. 
'''Chris''': Let me just say, uh, a thing though. It's like, I don't want to leave home without saying goodbye, though. That's not the kind of person I am. It's like I want to give my mom at least a notice-amount of time that, like, y'know, I'm going over to Cleveland, and I wanna uh, make sure I have uh, her uh, consent, like you know, she's saying "it's alright, have a safe trip, come back soon." It's not like uh, I mean at this point she's like uh, she doesn't want me to go. But I'm just sayin'. Hey, unmute the rascal, please. 
'''1Fan''': ''[Laughs once]'' 
'''Muffled Fan''': It was just echo. 
'''Chris''': Oh uh, I'm sorry. Anyway I'm done, you understood me there, rascal, right? 
'''Troll''': It's 5:30 in the morning where, exactly? 
'''Chris''': 5:30 Eastern Standard Time I was born in [[Honest Content|Martha Jefferson Hospital]] in [[Charlottesville]]. 
'''Fan''': Thank you! 
'''Other fan''': That's what I needed. 
'''1Fan''': Ok. [pauses] 
'''Muffled Fan''': You know, a little bit of planning if it's only gonna be so many days, you're only gonna spend this much money [inaudible] it's-it's really not hard to plan a trip, I've taken tons. 
'''Chris''': Yeah, but also, you know she does worry about me and I could be set up to be hurt, or turned into the police and arrested when I get there. 
'''Fan''': What would you have to do to be taken by the police? 
'''Chris''': Yeah, but also, uh, same thing happened before when I was about to go to [[Blanca]]. My mom didn't want me to go because it could have been a setup, like she would have been setting me up, like she would have been [[Pedofork|underaged]], and then right there I'd be turned into the police. 
'''Fan''': That's entrapment, Chris. 
'''Chris''': Yeah, but y'know, I can tell in my heart that Julie is 19. I mean, I'm sure that Max can vouch for her age. Because you know, even though she did send me her ID, her scanned ID as an image, her birthdate is blurred out. So it's hard to tell the year. 
'''Fan''': Besides Chris, have you ever seen ''[[Wikipedia:To Catch a Predator|To Catch a Predator]]?'' Whenever they do their sting operations, they always have their fake underage boy or girl, whatever, always tells the person multiple times that they are not of legal age, it's like "Oh yeah, you know I'm 13 right?" And the person doesn't care. Which is why they get caught with child pornography or whatever charges they get caught on. 
'''Chris''': Alright, well, she repeatedly told me, she repeatedly informed me she was 19. 
'''Fan''': So if it was in fact a sting operation of some kind, you would be charged with nothing. Because you were not told she was underage. Besides, all of us already know she actually is 19. 
'''Fan''': Mmm hm. 
'''Chris''': Alright. Yeah. Yeah. Wait a moment, I'll be right back, okay? I'll be right back. 
'''High-pitched troll''': Anyone know how to do quadratic equations? 
'''Fan''': I haven't done those since I was in high school. I don't remember. 
'''Chris''': ''[Sound of Chris clumsily sitting back down at his computer and letting out a small sigh]'' I just went downstairs to see if I could bring my mom up here so she could talk to y'all but she's asleep right now. 
'''Max''': ''[Diabolical laughter]'' 
'''Fan''': What the? 
'''Chris''': Wait a minute, just a moment ago did I just hear Max, who quotes himself as being named Julie's brother, did he just give an evil laugh? 
'''Fan''': I think so. 
'''Fan''': Looks like it. 
'''Chris''': Yeah, so that just brings up some suspicion right there. I mean I'm just doing... you did not have to mute him to hear what he had to say! Oh, he just told me on Skype he's watching [[Family Guy]]. 
'''Fan''': Which episode? 
'''Chris''': He says "Mine... thing is on voice activated" Oh, it's the one... oh, I love that episode! It's the one where Meg sings. Becomes a pop star. Gets a makeover. 
'''High-pitched troll''': Oh, I remember that one! 
'''Chris''': Yeah, I have that episode downloaded on my [[PS3|PlayStation 3]]. 
'''Fan''': Chris, now is probably the best time if you're gonna actually go and do this, to do it. I know your mom's asleep, but... 
'''Chris''': I cannot do it now, I have to go to my aunt Corina's funeral this afternoon. 
'''1Fan''': True. It's just kind of part of life. In a sense. 
'''Fan''': God is testing you on your 27th birthday, Chris. 
'''Chris''': ''[sigh]'' He's tested me before on the same situation as well. But yeah I guess I should talk to my mom better about that. You know tell her that I'll let her know that I have been assured numerously that it's not a setup. I mean even Max will back me up on that. 
'''1Fan''': Chris, what if she says no? 
'''Chris''': Really. Hmm. Really. Hmm. So what you're saying here is all the times I've received calls from trolls, telling me to F-off, or I'm a S-head, they've just been basically wanting me to prove myself and not out to hurt me or anything. 
'''Fan''': Did you receive any calls today or something? 
'''Chris''': Yeah. It's just that I received a call earlier, and that's where I learned Max found [[Sex tape|the video I sent to Julie of her own consent]], she asked me to send her a video, and then you see, he said it got uploaded to YouTube, so I assume that uh, I mean at first I was shocked but then realized that since her brother, uh, Max was a troll at himself at one point or another that he probably found it and uploaded it. 
'''Fan''': Um, Chris. 
'''Chris''': And also, on that note, the girl who called me to tell me about that, uh, accused Julie of being a troll herself on that note. 
'''Fan''': Was she? She can't be a troll. 
'''Chris''': Yeah, I know. I believed- I mean, I believe in Julie and I still believe in her that she is not a troll, and that she is a wonderful, sweet caring 19-year-old, who wrote me, who hand-wrote me a very nice letter, and sent it to me in the mail, and sent me her printed pictures that her friend took of her. 
'''Fan''': Yeah. Yeah. She wouldn't be interested in trolling. She's been trolled all her life by the Georgian government. Based on what she told me. 
'''Chris''': I'm sorry could you repeat that? 
'''Fan''': She doesn't have time to be a troll, she's been trolled all her life by the Georgian government. 
'''Chris''': The Georg- OH, the country of Georgia. Yeah, I did research on that when I was trying to find Molvanîa on a map. 
'''Screwhead''': It's weird, my books, my old books have Molvanîa on the maps. 
'''Fan''': You couldn't find it? 
'''Chris''': So wait a minute Screwhead, you're saying that you have a book, that has Molvanîa? 
'''Fan''': That's funny, I was told it was unrecognized. 
'''Screwhead''': I have old books, but maybe the Mexican government is to recognize a country. You know, different from the American government. 
'''Chris''': Say, Screwhead, can you uh, can you uh, darn the echo, but anyway, could you find on the internet, a map of Molvanîa and its neighboring countries? I mean because I can tell right now that it's been neighboring Georgia. From what I understand, from what Julie told me, and her other friend told me as well. 
'''Screwhead''': Chris, you know that Mexico's not a very developed country. It didn't have internet until a couple years ago. So I'm pretty sure that... 
'''Chris''': ''[Loudly interrupts]'' Yeah, I understand that, I understand, I also understand that Molvanîa's 50 miles radius. 
'''Fan''': So I don't think I can find it. The old books are long gone. We had to burn them because we had to heat our house with fire, and we had to burn them. 
'''Chris''': [[Chris and remorse|Oh, that's sad,]] but I'm talkin' 'bout, you know, I'm asking if you know where I can find a map like you had in your books on the internet. 
'''1Fan''': You would just have to look around, I would assume. 
'''Chris''': You know what, I did internet searches, but it's like I find a map of Molvanîa, the country, but I'm not finding a map of Molvanîa and its ''neighboring'' countries. 
'''Fan''': I'm so sorry Chris but I don't think I can find it, I don't think there's a scan or something of the book, it's like, a schoolbook or something and they change every year, it's, I don't think so, sorry. 
'''Chris''': I see. Um, but listen, Max is telling me that he is not a troll and he uh, ask y'all what they think, because he said that y'all don't seem to care. 
'''Fan''': Mmm. I dunno. 
'''Chris''': Oh, oh. He said tell them that he ''is'' a troll. I misread it. 
'''Fan''': Uh... 
'''Fan''': Chris, you said that some trolls came in here earlier. What did they tell you? 
'''Chris''': Clyde was a [client?] among that group. Whole buncha stuff. They got to me emotionally. So it's hard for me to remember the details. 
'''Fan''': Oh. I see. I'm sorry, Chris. You should enforce security on this channel. 
'''1Fan''': Did you get any calls from the trolls today? 
'''Chris''': Yeah but ayway. Just answer Max's question, he sent, you know, he is a troll, and what you think, because y'all don't seem to care what he's saying here. 
'''1Fan''': What's he gonna do? 
'''Fan''': We can't do anything. 
'''High-pitched Troll''': He's a bad boy. 
'''Fan''': He's a bad boy, but I don't think you can do anything about that. 
'''Chris''': I told them what you did, Max. About spirting away Julie. To headquarters. To your headquarters. 
'''1Fan''': Chris, like I said earlier this is them testing you. We really can't do much but give you our support. 
'''Fan''': Mmm hm. 
'''1Fan''': We can sit there and shout at the trolls all we want, but, in the end, this is up to you, man. ''You'' have to go out and do something. ''You've'' got to get her back. 
'''Fan''': This is the start of a new life for you. In about six hours. 
'''Chris''': Oh, he said you'd prefer if I can call it ''Miscreant'' Headquarters. ''[Chris gets confused]'' Oh, actually he says ''he'd'' prefer it if I called it Miscreant Headquarters. 
'''1Fan''': ''[Mock contempt]'' I don't care what they are. 
'''Fan''': You could Google it. It's like an organization, right? Maybe they have a web page or something 
'''Chris''': ''[General sighing noises]'' 
'''Fan''': Rascal is not interested. 
'''1Fan''': Rascal is more interested in things like soda. 
''[Laughter from the Trolls and Chris]'' 
'''Chris''': That's a little funny. I'm just not in the mood to laugh right now. 
'''1Fan''': Well, I mean, we don't blame you. It's kinda a serious situation you're in right now. 
'''Fan''': I think I found the website. Hold on a second. 
'''Chris''': Uh, don't worry about looking it. He told me to Google it, so I'm loading my web browser now. 
'''Fan''': It's ''[unintelligible]'' only. I don't know if you can find it, really. 
'''1Fan''': Chris, can I tell you a story? 
'''Chris''': Alright, once upon a time... 
'''1Fan''': It's not really a 'Once upon a time' kinda story. I meant to tell you this earlier, but I mean I got kinda cut off. 
'''Chris''': I understand, so, uh, what's the story? 
'''1Fan''': I was in a similar situation as you. Um, not as serious as this but still in the whole case of um, y'know, having conflicting interests between parents and my own personal interests. Um, basically what it ended up with was, I left my house. Um, I had just turned eighteen and I didn't feel that a rule that was set by my parents was too logical, in a sense. It's like you can't enforce home rule- like, parental rules on a child if he's not a child anymore. So I was told "don't come home." So I didn't. I stayed out of the house for almost a week. I survived off of twenty dollars, and stayed at a friend's house. Kept going to school and everything. Um, and one day my mom called me crying, apologizing for putting me through that. And since then she's had nothing but respect for me. Because she knows that if she were to do that again I could easily survive. And now you're in the same situation right now. Your mom is holding you back, she's holding you from getting what you want, getting what you need. And you really need to... you really need to break that. You need to cut that cord. And its gonna hurt at first, yeah. It's gonna hurt both of you. But once it's over with... 
'''Chris''': ''[sighs heavily]'' 
'''1Fan''': ...things will be much better, and you will both be so much happier, and you will have Julie. 
'''Chris''': I see. Yeah. Alright. Yeah I just put up, I just co-I just put up a link to the route myself, it's the miscreant page I just found. 
''[pause]'' 
'''Chris''': ''[sigh]'' 
'''Fan''': Found something? ''[pause]'' Oh...oh. 
'''Chris''': Oh 
'''F1''': Their leader is a cat 
'''F2''': hahaha 
'''Chris''': A cat? 
'''F2''': Yeah 
'''F1''': I (something) these guys seriously because their leader is a cat 
'''F2''': Yeah, their leader is a kitty. A fluffy kitty with a person (something) 
'''Chris''': [''sigh''] Well this... You Know that's funny because uh... Yes I'm not seeing the cat on the uh what I'm having, but I'm reading both the link I copy and pasted from the skype window and the link the he posted, that max himself typed in and it's the same thing. and uh I'm not seeing the cat 
'''Chris''': Oh 
'''F2''': Yeah, that's what we're looking at 
'''Chris''': Oh, yeah I see that 
'''F3''': Looks like they're pretty organized, you know this troll 
'''F1''': Look at their code names 
'''Chris''': Yeah, I'm checking out their operations, let's see. Um. [begins to read from the site] Alright operations E, say. Operative Evan. Status alive and enjoying life. Go test the waters of the one known as chris chan notable accomplishments. Yeah uhh 
'''Chris''': Masturbating and Squirting 
'''F2''': Hmmm 
'''Chris''': Then operation J, that's Jason. Alive and having sex, Compile information on the one known as Chris Chan. hacking the emails. Then operation B. Blanca. Alive and smoking. test the vulnerability of the one known as Chris chan. Destroy the medallion. Operation P, Panda. Alive and at my side, discovered a sexual nature. Gained a free PSP. I sent her that from my own heart. It was a pink PSP that I had originally gotten it for Megan but then she dumped me and I just held on to it for a while and I uh sent it to her so... shoot 
'''F3''': Chris, are this true, did this really happen to you? 
'''Chris''': uh what? 
'''F3''': The things that they say they've done here, they're pretty awful you know 
'''Chris''': Uh yeah, Uh yeah some, yea most of which yeah, and then opera- operative L, uhh name lord, public name, uhh, name, say that, uhh name the lord and in practice he says the female, and then the public name the man in the pickle suit, status unknown know operatives, get-obtain sensitive documents of the one known as chris chan, and a notable accomplishment, getting nude pictures and a dvd. Known as operative L. I mean how can I see these at uhh on the website here that I'm looking at. The uh miscreants page that I uh, that the link is on, on the side here yeah I'm looking at that website. I just read you the four operations and the operative that they had 
'''F2''': hmmm (something) 
'''F2''': the cat with a person (something) in it 
'''F3''': It's a cute cat 
'''High Pitch Fan''': It's adorable 
'''Chris''': It's a cat, that's all I was going to say 
'''Chris''': Uh it's probably from a movie or something, or it could be a youtube video, or any generic gif 
'''Chris''': [''Typing''] hmm so anyway those of y'all who just saw this web pa- uh this website, d'y'all still feel that they're (burp) scuse me, d'y'all still feel that uh 
'''F1''': [''Interrupting'']That they're harmless? 
'''Chris''': d'y'all still feel, well yeah they're harmless for one thing but uh, basically if they're just testing me they want me to come out there and that they're not gonna do any harm to me 
'''F1''': from looking at their operations, what have they done that's really that serious, They've had, I mean they have all this information on you right, they could have done so much worse to you in the past and they still haven't done it, either they're afraid of you or they're trying to just test you, I'm going to go with just test you 
'''Chris''': Uhh yeah but yeah but y'all did see the Ed Page, 
Fans either say yes or no 
'''Chris''': That is pretty much the majority of the work there with those documents, and uh information 
'''F4''': I avoid it, 
'''F2''': Yeaahhh you got to forget about it 
'''F4''': I avoid it because ed is ''[Chris is heard over the top here with a loud AHHHHHHH]'' by ed shitheads 
'''F2''': what's done is done, you must move on 
'''Chris''': Yeah, I'm just saying they have done something, they done things with that information, I'm suppose you're right they could of done worse but you know the worse their doing is preventing me from getting a job because that ED page is practically the first thing now days that's looked up when you punch in my name in a google search or any related search, search... uh search sites 
''''Chris'': sigh, well I appreciate y'all's input so let me just see if I remember what I've learned, yeah, I should definitely, try to, let my, try to (something) let my mum know that I'm going to pick up Julie, that I should tell here that I should be back in like a certain amount of timer or uh days 
'''F1''': It shouldn't take you more than two days, it's true 
'''Chris''': Yeah that's depending, that's depending if I start in the morning, anyway yeah in addition to that I should definitely that I have her, that I have the continual monetary support. But I ah because you know I'm still going to need the money for the gas to and fro. And (something) expense and the wealth of money I could (something) 
'''F1''': Chris what you just need to worry about now is asserting yourself towards your mother, you really gotta put your foot down man 
''[F2 and F1 talk over each other for a bit]'' 
'''F1''': She's gotta respect you on your birthday, it's your special day man. 
'''Chris''': Yeah but it's also, but this yeah it's also my Aunt Corina's day because it's her funeral, so I gotta let that pass before it and get my emotions and let her get her emotions outta the way and then i can put my foot down. Hello Clyde. Yeah yeah, Hello to Clyde. 
'''F4''': oh wait Clyde's here 
'''F2''': Uh ohhh 
'''Clyde''': (''Brooding and slow'') Happy Birthday...to you. Happy birthday...to you. Happy birthday...Mr. Sonichu. Happy birthday...to you 
'''F2''': Ohhhhh dear... 
'''Chris''': Alright, well listen Clyde, I've just been- I-I've waiting patiently and talking to these...nice people here. But anyway, I just wanted to hear from you that uh, you know, I come pick up Julie. I'm not gonna, I just wanted to hear from you that I'm not gonna get harmed, or turned into the police, or anything like that. 
'''Clyde''': Of course not! We-we're just gonna make sure that you never, ever, ever, you know (''long pause'') uhh I've been drinking...anyway! Never touch a woman because uh you know, you're not a man 
'''Chris''': Uhh yeah, but basically I'm allowed to pick up Julie over at you headquarters? 
'''Clyde''': Sure! If you can do that, I dunno if you can drive or anything. Driving must be pretty hard for you (''snorts'') 
'''Chris''': Yeah well I can...yeah, well I just...as I have told these uh, nice people, uh...yeah, I'm going to uh, talk to my mother some more and uh, put my foot down, and uh you know uh...you know, make my own- and hopefully I'll get uh I'll ha-uh have the money on me for the gas that I need for the trip. And uh...you know, within the next few days I WILL come down to Cleveland and pick up Julie myself. 
'''Clyde''': Well, bring your love man, because love's like...love's like... a bunch of stuff...you know? 
'''F5''': Clyde, Clyde why are you doing this? Why are you doing this? 
'''Clyde''': Why am I doing this? Maaaan. Well uh yeah well. Because Chris is a terrible person, he's like lied to me and stuff. Like, yeah. 
'''F5''': He's not a terrible person, he's my hero! 
'''Clyde''': (''Overlapping with Chris'')Well, you have a terrible friggin' hero. Pick superman. Superman's awesome. 
'''Chris''': (''Overlapping with Clyde'') Yeah well but uh let me see if I can put it more simpler terms, as uh, compared to what all y'all nice people have uh, described for me. Clyde, you have...you just basically just want to test me for being a true person, and that's why you're holding Julie captive in your "headquarters". 
'''Clyde''': She's not really captive, she's having the time of her life! We've given her every god damn loving you couldn't provide (''Evil laughter'') 
'''Chris''': Well, anyway uh...you basically want me to test my uh, love for-love for Julie's. And uh so (''pause'') and uh you just want me to finally show that [[Tomgirl|I'm a man]], and that I can uh...stand up myself and do what I want like a man should. And uh, that's tha-basically it in a nutshell, isn't it? 
'''Clyde''': (''Lazily'') Sure, that's perfect. 
'''Chris''': Ok. Alright well listen I gotta go get [[McDonalds|something to eat]]. So uh...and then I should rest up for the funeral, sooo...so another time I'll come back into the mumble. But, you know, but (''background noise'') but shortly after, you know...shortly after I will, shortly after the funeral I will be coming down to uh Cleveland and I will pick Julie up, and I will uh, have her, have her and me spend a little time together, maybe at uh- maybe over at Max's house, and then I'll bring her back here. [[14 Branchland Court|To my house]]. 
'''Clyde''': Ok, if you do make it I'll give you a box of chocolates, okay? A box of chocolates! 
'''Chris''': Uh you don't have, you don't have to give me anything. Mmmm. Maybe just a handshake, and a promise that you'll uh, disband [[Miscreants|this organization]], and that you'll not do this anymore- 
'''Clyde''': [''Interrupting'']-sure bro. 
'''Chris''': Ok. Alright. Ok, we'll- I'll talk to my mom later and put my foot down, because right now she's sleeping, and then I have that funeral to worry about. So after the funeral, I will. (''Amidst background noise'') Talk to her and put my foot down. 
'''Clyde''': (''Slurring his words'') Alright bro, have fun. 
'''Chris''': Alright... yeah, ok, well. The majority of y'all take care and, you know, just...mingle amongst yourselves for now. Take--''[Chris is cut off]'' 
(''There is a short pause, followed by a sudden outbreak of noise from the trolls'') 
'''High-pitched Fan''': (''Simultaneous'') I didn't see the ending of that... 
'''Fan''': (''Simultaneous'') Fuck that faggot! 
'''Fan''': (''Simultaneous'') I can't believe that... 
'''Fan''': (''Simultaneous'') I'll break his GUTS! 
'''Hispanic Fan''': He's a fucking faggot! 
'''Fan''': Yeah. 
(''Lots of background noise: Clyde tries to speak overtop of them'') 
'''Clyde''': (''In perfect English, without a hint of slurring'') What if he does...if he pulls another shit like he did like [[Miyamoto emails|Redmond]] when he was like, "Oh yeah I just got back, and now Julie's laying in my bed, but I'm not gonna put her on camera! Hahahaha!" 
'''Fan''': Hey, Blue. Blue. 
'''Clyde''': I swear to god, the whole... 
'''BlueSpike''': What? (''Trolls speaks overtop of him'') Did you notice what I did? 
'''Fan''': Yeah! Dude, I was gonna say. Nice touch with the whole "Light Yagami" laugh thing. 
'''Fan''': Yeah, that was great. 
'''Clyde''': I was gonna give him a box of chocolates, man! A box of chocolates! 
'''Fan''': (''Annoyingly'') [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|Box of chocolates!]] 

{{succession|label=[[Mumble|Mumble Chats]]|prevlink=[[Mumble 9.5|Mumble Chat 9.5]]|nextlink=[[Mumble 11|Mumble Chat 11]]|}}

==Links==
* [https://docs.google.com/open?id=0B6mRSOBYFcaBWHROWEhqT0w4N3M Download]

{{FanChats}}
[[Category:Mumble chats]]

White knight

2014-06-11T00:45:42Z

Skip Teppins:

{{Articleofthenow}}
[[Image:White knight.jpg|center]]
[[Image:Jack's Knight as William Spicer.jpg|thumb|right|180px|Artist's conception.]]

{{quote|Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed?|Chris, [[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero|CWC Music Video ~ "Holding Out For a Hero"]]}}

'''White knight''' is a term used to describe someone who goes on the Internet to help or defend someone else on the Internet against other people on the Internet out of pity or compassion. White knighting of Chris is especially prevalent because of the unprecedented amount of abuse he has taken, which in turn is caused by Chris's total inability to heed the white knights in his life.

'''Counter-trolls''' are those who take Chris's side to spite his legion of [[trolls]]. Some do this because trolling one gullible idiot is less satisfying than trolling trolls, who actually have the ability to understand what is going on. Others have decided that Chris has jumped the shark and are trying to make everyone else leave him alone to put a stop to an old meme. Counter-trolls are not to be confused with [[anti-troll]]s, who fight trolls in order to get closer to Chris and troll him themselves.

A meta-topic within the broader Chris saga has been the merits of attempting to help Chris stop being such an epic lulzcow, and whether he is deserving of such assistance or even beyond help. The consensus on forums such as the talk page for Chris's [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] article, /cwc/, [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC]], and [[Sonichu (IRC chat)|#sonichu]] is that Chris's [[racism]], [[Chris and Sex|homophobia]], and [[Chris and his Ego|narcissism]] make him beneath contempt; and that he has consistently refused to take advice given to him in good faith. White knights and counter-trolls are considered to be wasting everyone's time and trolls have little patience for them.

==Motives==

===Pity===
Following the release of Chris's first [[nudes|nude photos]] and the [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 21st, 2008|21 October 2008 video]] in which he reacted to the loss of his [[medallion]]s and [[Blanca]], many people, including trolls, felt sorry for him. They had not expected it to be possible for him to be trolled so hard or for him to appear so shattered.

===Empathy===
The Internet is full of autistic people, man-children, and self-absorbed morons. Many of them are right here, fascinated with Chris-chan. All of them see something of themselves in him, whether it's his all-consuming need for female companionship or his fervent belief that his homemade comics matter. A lot of white knights have made at least some of the mistakes Chris has made and have since wised up. They think they can help improve Chris by offering the benefit of their experience.

BAAAAAAAW! ''[[Kick the Autistic]]'' is a cruel game. Quit it!

===Circumstances beyond Chris's control===
Chris fails to identify people, a possible sign of [[Wikipedia:Prosopagnosia|Prosopagnosia]]. [[BlueSpike|Julie and her brother Max]] used the same voice, and yet Chris couldn't recognize that they were the same person. Pictures of different women were used to depict [[Blanca]], and yet Chris thought they were the same person. Chris believed that pictures of [[Wikipedia:Megan Fox|Megan Fox]] were of [[Wikipedia:Vanessa Hudgens|Vanessa Hudgens]].<ref>[[Vanessa AIM Chat 9|Vanessa AIM Chat IX]]</ref> In high school, Chris memorized his appearance in the mirror because he had trouble recognizing himself.<ref>[[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] - [http://thedailypos.org/misc/sonichu/Issue%207/SchuComic8Page24.jpg "...I had to train my brain to visually remember what I looked like..."]</ref> Since he probably hasn't "updated" his self-image, this is a possible explanation regarding why he denies being fat.

Chris cannot "read between the lines" or otherwise interpret subtlety. He interprets ''[[Family Guy]]'' as being against homosexuality.<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate March 10th, 2009]]</ref> When two male acquaintances exchanged sarcastic homosexual remarks, Chris concluded that they were gay.<ref>Anecdote by [[Mimms]].</ref>

===The trolls are even worse people than Chris===
Another frequently heard line of reasoning is that the trolls have gone way too far, and have demonstrated that they're even worse than Chris, or at least equally pathetic. For example, [[BlueSpike]]'s sadistic abuse of his control over Chris [[BLUESPIKE#Encyclopedia_Dramatica_Troll_War|outraged even trolls]]. And, of course, who really has no life here: Chris, or the people who [[CWCki|obsessively document and debate everything he does]]?

===For the sake of Barbara's sanity===
At this point in time it is safe to say that Chris's remaining parent has been just as fatigued as Chris by the actions of trolls. Some argue that [[Snorlax]] should not have to suffer for his wrongdoings, and therefore think that Chris should be left alone just so she can enjoy the last few years of her life in peace.

==Reasons against white knighting==
===Chris could have ended the trolling whenever he wanted to, but didn't===
Lets face it, all Chris had to do to end the trolling was to stop responding to them. If he would have done this small step, this whole debacle would have never happened. The trolls had nothing personal against Chris; They just decided he was a worthy target after reading Sonichu and seeing how he spazzed out at his page on Encyclopedia Dramatica. As soon as he would have quit responding to their provocations and quit posting videos of him tard raging on YouTube, the trolls would have just moved on to someone else. Instead, Chris tried to "fight back" against them, in turn revealing more and more information about himself until the trolls knew all of his contact info and all the details of his life. That was when the trolling went past a point of no return, spilling into Chris' personal life so much that there would be absolutely no way for him to ever disassociate himself from it. Even when he was away from the computer, he found himself subjected to trolling by them calling his cell phone, sending him mail and them following him around in public. While the obsessive trolling of Chris was nothing less than shitty, the fact still remains that Chris was the one who allowed them to have such control over his life thanks to him always overreacting to every little provocation and him handing over all his personal information to them.

There is also the theory that Chris does things for trolls to mock him merely for the attention.

===Chris lacks empathy himself===
:''See also: [[Chris and death]] and [[Chris and his Ego]].''
Chris cannot put himself in your shoes or accept that you have been where he is. He has no "theory of mind": if you used to be as shy around women as he is today, in his mind the fact that you aren't shy anymore makes your experience inapplicable to his situation. To Chris, the fact you got over it and he hasn't yet makes the two cases entirely different. He doesn't want to solve his problems by trying what worked for you, he only wants you to pity him for having problems, until he magically dreams up [[Dating education|his own solution]].

:'''RocketFox:''' My father died of liver cancer and cirrohosis a day ago ;~; he drank a ton and it hurt him - I'm only 11 and I dunno what to do ;~;
:'''Chris:''' RocketFox, you will soon recover from your father's accident, I guess it is; DO NOT DRINK Alcohol yourself; STAY OFF THAT JUNK.<ref>[[IRC (16 October 2008)]]</ref>

Chris's interpretation of the death of RocketFox's dad as an accident shows that he didn't even bother to look up what cirrhosis is. Immediately afterward, he started talking about a sexy dance.

Chris's reactions to suicide are very telling. After [[Ryan Cash]] died because of Chris, Chris marveled at how much power he had right after he tried to publicly console [[Clyde Cash]].<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate December 28th, 2008]]</ref> When [[Sarah May]] attempted suicide because of Chris, his reasons for her to stay alive were "I'd feel terrible" and "I'd just cry."<ref>[[Mumble 8|Mumble #8]]</ref><ref>[[CWC Shout Out to Sarah May]]</ref> When Chris broke up with [[Ivy]], he somehow concocted, in his head, an assumption that she had committed suicide. Even after having lost so many dear friends to suicide, he still had no problems telling Clyde and [[Jack Thaddeus]] to [[death threats|kill themselves]]. Many people who have had to deal with suicidal people or have lost relatives and friends due to suicides themselves might not exactly find this amusing.

In the [[Common_Questions#22_February_2010|22 February 2010]] edition of the [[CWCipedia]]'s "Common Questions", Chris listed the top ten worst things to have ever happened to him. The deaths of "two True and Good Women who [he] had friendships with," [[PandaHalo]] and [[Sarah Jackson]], ranked seventh. Those tragic events ranked below getting banned from a game store, finding out two people from said store were posting info about him on ED, and having his personal websites hacked.

On [[Twin Falling Towers|1 November 2009]], Chris made a video involving Clyde being as "weak as the Twin Towers" and used his mouse cursor as a plane flying into them.<ref>[[Twin Falling Towers]]</ref>

When Rashid Ali Abdul, an Iranian [[fan]], told him that her country's religious authorities sentenced her to death by beheading for reading ''Sonichu'', Chris said that he was sorry and that the situation was "pitiful".<ref>[[Mailbag 8|Mailbag #8]]</ref>

While some of this can be attributed to Chris's [[autism]], a condition that often results in a lack of empathy, most autistics can at least learn how to express empathy through a combination of carefully reading the emotions of others and thinking about how a situation affects other people. Chris refuses to seek serious counseling or psychiatric help for this sort of thing. However, due to [[28 October 2011|his current run-in with the law]], he will now be forced to seek professional help or he faces jail time.

===Autism does not excuse a terrible person===
Chris knows he has trouble understanding non-verbal social cues due to his autism,<ref>[[Quizzes#Autism Quiz]]</ref> and yet he still jumps the gun on interpreting other people's intentions all the time.

Autism, in and of itself, does not create a failure as massive as Chris-Chan. A majority of autistics manage to get psychiatric help for their problem and/or are able to develop social and emotional skills so they can cope with their disability and lead rewarding and rich lives. Yet while Chris acknowledges he has a problem, he refuses to do anything more than see the [[Rocky Shoemaker|pastoral counselor]] at his church, who is not a professional trained in the treatment of autism spectrum disorders.<ref>[[Vivian's AIM chat]]</ref> However, due to the events of [[28 October 2011]], Chris must now seek psychiatric help or he faces jail time. While this may help him become more humane, [[Chris and his Ego|experience]] suggests that any impact will be minimal at best unless Chris cooperates.

Chris is fully capable of understanding the consequences of his actions. He has a sense of morality (even if he often ignores it in favor of his own selfish interests). He would be (and has been) held accountable for his own actions in a court of law (and rightfully so). His racism, homophobia, and chauvinism have nothing to do with his autism.

===Chris is beyond pity===

[[Image:Chrischantwoface.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's mood is all over the place, even between videos posted shortly after each other. "[[Happy Sonichu Day|Thank you for your support]]"... "[[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|Goddamn womanizing raping trollin' stupid pickle-suited '''nigger'''!]]"]]

Chris is capable of doing some very bad things when provoked, which is a quite understandable (if not acceptable) response to trolling. However, "provocation" in this case doesn't necessarily mean harassment or trolling. Merely disagreeing with Chris or asking him why he does what he does can provoke an attack, up to and including threats of violence and death. When Chris is annoyed, frustrated, or overcome by desire or lust, he's capable of doing [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|''nasty'']] [[Death threats|things]]. Moreover, when Chris loses it, he doesn't think of the consequences of his actions at all, and his expressions of outrage are completely out of proportion to the provocation — often more outrageous in themselves than whatever the trolls did.

Chris [[Yu-Gi-Oh!|insulted little kids]] during card games and scared some of them away from visiting [[The GAMe PLACe]]. [[Mimms]] and [[Lucas]], who frequented The GAMe PLACe and knew Chris in real life years before he was discovered by the Internet, couldn't list any redeeming qualities he possessed.

Chris sexually harassed a [[Megan|woman]] in real life. Megan made it explicitly clear to him that his physical contact and comments to her were unacceptable, but he continued anyway, convinced that eventually she would learn to love being molested by a mentally ill man-child and become his [[Sweethearts|Sweetheart From The Ground-Up]].

After Megan yelled at Chris for uploading [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|a picture of him fingerbanging her]] to [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], he did not apologize,<ref name="Megan Saga">[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-chan/Megan_Saga Megan Saga]</ref> but rather explained to her (in a terribly [[naïve]] way) how a handjob works, under the misguided assumption that she merely was upset because she didn't recognize the sex act being performed, or in the hope that she would rationalize what he did on this basis. He then had the nerve to say to her, "I am hurting SOOOOO MUCH MORE than you can be."<ref name="Megan Saga"/> Why? Not because of the picture, but because the trolls were being mean to him. Yes, [[Chris and his ego|''him'']]. Based on [[List of Chris's ED edits|his ED edits]], he was more concerned with people thinking he was fingering his [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|imaginary twin sister]] than he was with defending Megan's honor. Years later, Chris would even go so far as to totally demonize Megan for rejecting his 'good intentions', posting her address up on his [[Facebook]] profile in the hopes that trolls would find it and punish her for him.

After each of his online relationships ends, Chris starts looking for a new [[sweetheart]] right away, ''even if she died''. No matter the setback, his ego keeps getting bigger.

In mid-July 2009, he addressed a person named [[The July 10th Messages|"SonichuIzCool"]] on YouTube. SonichuIzCool was (''is'') probably the only genuine fan of ''Sonichu'' discovered to date, someone who tried to defend Chris and his comic. She was also genuinely mentally retarded. In his YouTube message, Chris called her "naïve and [[slow in the mind]]." He told her she had to "come out where [he] can meet [her]." Another side of this incident is that his YouTube account had been recently hacked, and he had managed to recover it this time, thus avoiding all of the nasty evil damage the trolls ''might'' have caused. After he posted this video, though, he got his account suspended due to ''his own actions''.

In early November 2009, in his attempt to blackmail Clyde Cash, Chris went so far as to mock the terrorist attacks of the [[Twin Falling Towers|World Trade Center]] on 9/11. When feeling angry at Clyde Cash, he not only thought it would be a good idea to blackmail him, but used the ''destruction of two skyscrapers full of people after being hit by airliners full of jet fuel and human beings'' as a metaphor for how weak he thought Clyde was. When people got angry, he tried to fix things by turning the WTC towers into cake candles. To the best of anyone's knowledge, Chris was never coaxed or encouraged by an outside source to use the WTC images. He came up with this reprehensible idea all on his own.

[[Image:MikesWedding.jpg|thumb|right|Happily forever after.]]

In January 2010, a fan named Mike Jackson asked Chris for advice, whether he should [[Mailbag 31#If your kids are 16 or 17, you should watch porn with them|watch porn with his family]] and [[Mailbag 35#In which Chris advises a father to buy his son whores|buy a prostitute for his son]], Mike Junior, or not. Chris, being such an [[Dating Education|expert]], encouraged him to do so. In the end Mike Jr. ran away with the prostitute, and Mike asked Chris to make a [[YouTube]] video asking his son to come back home. Unfortunately, Chris was under a lot of [[stress]], and could not make the video. Mike Jr. is now married to the prostitute in Las Vegas, and his father died from a sleeping pill overdose. Chris didn't even give a damn about the obituary linked by Mike's wife, and responded to his son's grief and anger with three words: [[Chris and remorse|"I am sorry."]]

===Chris cares only for himself===
Chris spends [[monthly tugboat|your tax money]] on luxuries and steals from his parents to buy [[PSN|video games]] he'll never play. He has the basic skills necessary to hold down a job, so long as it didn't require him to do much interacting with other people, and programs exist specifically to find appropriate jobs for the mentally challenged, but Chris hasn't even tried since being fired from [[Wendy's]].

Further reinforcing his selfishness and laziness, Chris and his family strongly agree it's better for him to hole up in his room and get paid for doing absolutely nothing than to seek out the challenge of finding gainful employment in the real world. This is based on the (quite possibly untrue) assertion that Chris can earn more on disability than from a job. By taking advantage of the government through vastly exaggerated claims of an easily manageable illness which they refuse to help Chris treat, Chris's parents are assured a steady income in the form of his room-and-board payments, and don't have to worry about Chris getting in trouble with the law [[Chris and the Law|again]] when he has another breakdown in public.

But just in case you needed any solid proof of Chris' outright selfishness, it basically came straight from the horse's mouth during his trial. When asked if he understood that he'll be paying his court fees:

{{quote| "Yes. My mother will be taking care of that." |[[Christian Weston Chandler]]<ref>[[This_is_how_the_Trial_went]]</ref>}}

Keep in mind that the money being used to bail him out of [[28 October 2011|a mess that he caused]] is coming out of an ailing old widow's purse while Chris [[Chris and Money|nonchalantly throws his own money away]], as evidenced by his PSN activity mere months later. Also, in 2013, [[Facebook#I_have_had_more_freedom_when_my_father_was_alive|he further hammers this point home]] by complaining about having to take care of Barb with Bob's passing, concerned more about his free time and Michael Snyder taking his money away.

===Chris is not a good net citizen===
{{quote|I will have NO DISCUSSIONS GOING ON BEHIND MY BACK ON MY OWN WEBSITE WHATSOEVER!|Chris, on reader participation via [[Twitter]].}}
Chris is more concerned with spreading his own version of [[Honest Content|honest truth]] than being a good net citizen. He has adopted the mentality that most spammers have adopted: who cares about things like terms of service and account suspensions and masses of pissed-off people as long as his message gets through? He won't participate in the communities of the sites he posts on. This is not mere ''passivity'' in those communities, which might still be tolerable; he ''deliberately opposes'' such participation. Most people, while not bothering to contribute to communities, would not at least make deliberate efforts to hinder the community. On [[deviantART]], [[YouTube]] and [[Flipnote Hatena]], he disables all comments, probably because he knew he'd not get any praise anyway — yet this ignores the fact that open commenting is part of the nature of these sites and disabling comments should be done only if it's being clearly used for flagrant abuses of the system, like spam and votebotting. He regards YouTube purely as a video publishing venue and not as a tool for engaging in discussion with his "fans". He created his [[Wikipedia]] user page purely to spread his own message, and did not come to Wikipedia to participate in building an encyclopedia. If the site owners block him, he just comes up with another account or a sockpuppet. The thoughts of apologizing, getting old accounts reinstated, or the possibility that people who block him might be trying to send him a message never cross his mind.

Chris's behavior on [[CWCipedia]] provides many more examples of his selfish attitude, such as the banner ad crisis in late 2009. He doesn't understand what it ''really'' means that the website is neither hosted nor paid for by him personally, and what sort of things the administration typically does on a website like his. He can't or won't understand simple principles like "webhost's house, webhost's rules," or "beggars can't be choosers," but instead believes that since the site has his name on it, it should be run according to his every demand.

===Chris will reject your advice===
[[Image:0231-MrsSanfordsWiseWords.jpg|thumb|right|What are you going to tell Chris that his [[Virginia Jeanine Sanford|favorite teacher]] didn't tell him 15 years ago?]]
Someone [[White knight E-mails|carefully explained to Chris why he is a sexist]]. In response, Chris got angry. He is only interested in a guide on how to attract women without first making any changes to himself. Most ridiculous: he denies being [[Obesity|overweight]].

Read [[Vivitheg's AIM chat|Vivian's AIM chat]]. Vivian actually used to be a counter-troll, and warned Chris several times that [[PandaHalo]] was a troll. Chris fell for PandaHalo anyway. She then tried to talk some damn sense on him over AIM. But Chris proved to be so goddamn stubborn, she actually tossed the towel and became a troll out of spite. In Vivitheg's words: "i've tried for 3 hours now; it's like fighting a wall, i can't beat the wall no matter how hard i try." Not only has she long since joined the troll ranks, but Chris even began [[Sign Destruction Video|berating and sending threats]] to his biggest white knight ever.

===Chris will reject your disclosure of the truth===
* [[Hanna]] was a real life troll, and Chris fell for it.
* [[Lori Lopez]] was a real life troll, and Chris fell for it.
* [[Blanca]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it.
* [[PandaHalo]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it, despite [[Vivitheg]]'s warnings.<ref>[[Vivian Gee E-mails]]</ref>
* [[Robert Simmons V]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it.
* [[JK Productions]] was a troll pretending to be an entire videogame development company, and Chris fell for it.
* [[Sarah May]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it.
* [[Sarah Jackson]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it.
* [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it.
* [[Julie]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it.
* [[Ivy]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it, despite warnings from the counter-troll that must not be named.
* [[Vanessa Hudgens]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it.
* [[Emily]] was a real life troll, and Chris fell for it.
* [[Kacey]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it. She also married [[CChanSonichuCWC|the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler]].
* [[Father Call|Matthew, Kacey's father]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it.
* [[Jackie]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it. [[February_2012|Twice.]]

See a pattern here? Do you really think he will believe any evidence you send him proving that every fan he has, and pretty much every person he has been in contact with over the past year, is a troll?

As of 2012, however, it seems that Chris has done a 180 on this, where, out of [[Autism|sheer paranoia]], he believes that [[Megan Schroeder|anybody]]<ref>http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Fbp10.png</ref> and everybody<ref>http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Fbp6.png</ref> is a troll, even when he has no sane reason to reach that conclusion<ref>http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Koreans.PNG</ref>.

===Chris's normal life is often weirder than the trolling===
Chris won't take your advice, so he will fall for trolling. Trolls do weird things and Chris believes almost everything. But even if Chris had no white knights or trolls, his life would still be weird.

Chris's own accomplishments, without any external suggestion or assistance, are sometimes even more jaw-dropping than what the trolls think up. His [[Chris and the Law#Law troubles|previous brushes]] with [[Jerkops|authority figures]] and his [[Attraction Sign|bizarre]] [[Fridays After Five|behavior]] during his outside leisure time are good examples.

===Chris asks for it, and always recovers===
Hellbent on spreading his version of the truth because he's TRUE and HONEST, Chris cannot realize that his edit warring on Encyclopedia Dramatica was practically a squeal begging for more trolling.

[[wiktionary:TMI|TMI]] is a tactic Chris uses that usually leads to him abusing himself. Since Chris insists on revealing the most minute details of his life to everyone he meets, the trolls always get more information to fuel further acts of trolling. White knights cannot stop our hero from being Honest.

Chris doesn't get embarrassed either. Oh, his nudes and lewd acts are all over the internet? No big deal! [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|All adults do that kind of thing]], so what's the problem?

Chris managed to fully recover from the depressing [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 21st, 2008|21 October 2008 video]] mentioned above (and quite quickly, too) and proceeded to fail even harder for months. Likewise, despite professing great emotional distress, he bounced back from [[CWC is Sad|the loss of Kacey]] in [[Red Letter CWC Certified Day|a matter of hours]]. He even bounced back after being [[Mumble 9|verbally abused by a room of trolls]], one of whom told him to go kill himself. So what's the problem?

[[Image:Chriscash.jpg|thumb|right|180px|True, true.]]

===Chris made himself an outcast===
High school and college are the places and moments where people are given their first and often only chance to become a functioning part of society. They gave Chris an even greater chance because he's [[autistic]]. They lent him a friendly, caring hand and opened themselves to his friendship, males and females alike. And what did Chris do? He ''refused, by choice,'' to associate with anyone who wasn't female, young, rich, white, and within the Charlottesville area.

When [[Mary Lee Walsh|the dean]] gave him a chance to reform his behavior, he kept going with his bullshit, and was rightly kicked out of [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] for a full year. What did he learn from that? He learned that Mary Lee Walsh was an evil hag with a personal vendetta against him. He was given ''several'' chances to learn that his [[Attraction sign|loitering and soliciting]] were not appropriate behavior in a public place, and what did he learn? He learned that mall cops are [[Jerkops]], that [[Virginia is for Virgins]], and that his [[Love Quest]] was a matter of him against the world, with the world in the role of the villain. After he was kicked out of The GAMe PLACe (where he was again given more leeway than most people ever would have gotten, out of a sense of misguided pity), he was barred from the last place in Ruckersville that was still open to him, and left with only one place: his home.

Now, it's too late for Chris. He was given a friendly hand, but he angrily bit it, and that hand will never reach out to him again. He doesn't even belong in his own home anymore. He spends most of his time in exile in his fantasy land of [[CWCville]], the one and only place still open to him, and that place ''doesn't even exist''.

===[[Stress]]===
In order to get close to Chris, white knights have to spend at least as much time and effort as trolls to get up-to-date and to thwart the troll output. They'd probably have to lie and pretend to be a girl or video game designer to even capture his attention. This combined with Chris's usual responses is enough to make any sane non-professional psychologist [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 21st, 2008|crash into slumber]].

===Chris will not even read your message===
The spam filter is a powerful innovation of good ol' America Online. Any e-mails sent to his private address will be deleted, probably unread, and any e-mails sent to the [[Mailbag]], if they even get published, will be [[Mailbag 29|given one-word replies and ignored]].

===The trolling will not cease===
Even if white knights get to Chris somehow, there is no endgame in which Chris will be free from trolls before his death.

In school, Chris was trolled by his classmates. He was even trolled by one of his [[Joshua Martinez|real life friends]]. In college, he was trolled by friends who grew sick of his bullshit (e.g. [[Mimms]] and [[Lucas]]), and by [[Anna McLerran|girls]] [[Hannah|annoyed]] by his "attraction methods" and rampant, unabashed sexism. If Chris quit the Internet tomorrow, he would still be trolled by a society that refuses to tolerate ignorant man-children flouting its rules.

If everyone trying to create his next fake sweetheart suddenly got bored and quit, Chris would unwittingly seek out new trolls to take their place, and we know newfags are more than willing.

If Chris isn't assigned a custodian after his parents die, his story will probably end when he falls victim to some con artist who swindles him out of his [[monthly tugboat]] and perhaps his home. If Chris does get assigned a custodian, he will continue his antics until the custodian kicks him out or bans him from the Internet. If the custodian bans Chris from the Internet, that's Chris trolling himself.

If Chris gets institutionalized, he will attract real life trolls at the mental hospital. If Chris does not go into an institution and instead ends up in prison due to [[28 October 2011|circumstances that cannot be foreseen]], he will be trolled there as well.

If the entire world reforms and decides to leave Chris alone, his own sense of victimization will override any benefit. Consider that Chris felt persecuted simply by observing [[Jerks|males who had more success than himself]]. He regards legitimate assertions of authority as rank brutality. [[Adam Stackhouse]] managed to upset Chris to a degree that CWC observers rate among the most impressive to date, and he did it without even knowing that Chris existed at the time. Bleak as it is, unless Chris embarks on a program of radical self-improvement and/or learns some humility, and manages against the odds to shake off both his legions of abusers and seamy reputation, he will forever feel like a [[Kick the Autistic|thoroughly-kicked autistic]].

===The trolling helps Chris and, indeed, others===
If Chris were just some random nobody on the Internet, he'd be doing nothing but playing video games and occasionally drawing unsellable comics until his parents died. Then he'd be institutionalized. He'd remain without social skills, a job, success or future.

Instead, Chris's antics have become a cultural phenomenon that — without exaggeration — is something extraordinary, unique, and which likely won't be replicated in any shape or form for years to come. Chris has secured his place among such luminaries as the Time Cube Guy and John Titor, and unlike the Time Cube Guy, you can actually comprehend what Chris is saying most of the time. Chris interacting with the world through his websites and YouTube has drawn in a crowd of people who are participating in an unprecedented, continual piece of performance art of a kind that would have been unheard of only a few years ago. He brings entertainment to thousands of people all over the world, an accomplishment that most could never dream of achieving — the kind of thing that would give Dane Cook a stiffy just to consider. His Internet fame is actually a sort of success in its own right, and may bring him further success. There are thousands of people out there that are so fascinated by him that they study his life on a daily basis.

One could argue that if Chris eventually "retired" from this comedy act by actually coming to terms with his problems, seeking professional help, and completely reforming (and selling media rights to his life's story to the highest bidder, like all sensible people would do), he could live the rest of his life secure and probably moderately wealthy. The troll audience would give him a standing ovation for entertaining them for as long as he did, and move on to the next piece of tragicomedy brought to us by the emerging Web technologies. We have seen far more messed-up celebrity stories already; Chris's tale is at least quite different from the norm and engaging.

What's more, the trolls provide him with an actual social outlet to learn and grow in life. Instead of being an unemployable, fat, virgin bedroom-dweller that nobody has ever heard of, he's an Internet-famous unemployable, fat, virgin bedroom dweller and this by itself increases his chances of getting friends and a girl. He may even end up employed, too, probably appearing in an advertisement or sponging off royalties from any biographical medium, whether it be a book, movie, or TV series. He could become the next William Hung if he put half an ounce of effort into it.

Also, Chris's constant failure at life has inspired [[Autism#Chris and other autistics|hundreds]] to self-improvement. Really, he's accomplishing a pretty good thing here.

===Chris treats "fans" and white knights like crap===
If you try to white knight him, his response is merely to block you on YouTube, AIM or any other messenger service and never respond. He accuses practically all white knights of being trolls. Quite ironic, isn't it? He screams "I'M STRAIGHT!" when you tell him up front that you're a guy. When you tell him his current "girlfriend" is actually a troll, he'll accuse you of wanting to "break up the relationship for the lulz." He'll be rude, won't listen and won't read between the lines. He will always bite the hand that feeds him, so you should just let him wallow in his own self loathing.

{{quote|Whatever.|Send Chris a 400-word, well-reasoned email — get a [[Mailbag 29#Whatever|1-word reply]] back.}}
{{quote|You can go f*** yourself.|[[Mailbag 43#Go Fuck Yourself, too!|A not-so reasonable reply]] to reasonable criticism.}}

Chris doesn't treat his (perceived) fans much better. Even aside from the SonichuIzCool incident mentioned above, Chris has severe problems answering questions from his fans (or trolls who pretend to be positive fans), and will often react in a hostile manner to everything he sees as negative or offensive. His [[Mailbag]] is the most obvious example. He hates being corrected, and tenaciously clings to his misinformed beliefs; his insistence that Asperger's Syndrome and autism are unrelated is a good example of this. When or if he's having a good day and manages to answer questions from fans at all, he often gives them very brief, one or two word answers that do not elaborate on anything, or outright ignore parts of the question. Not only is he terse, he's also slow to act; for example, it [[Brutal Legend Plus|took him three days to realize]] that a [[Brutal Legend|video he uploaded]] was seriously broken. He also promised that [[Sonichu Fan Promo|a spectacular fan creation]] would be officially featured in the ''Sonichu'' comic — and it ultimately was, ''over a year later''.

Most webcomics have a specific schedule that they have decided to follow. Many webcomics fail to live up to them – some less, some more; some for good reasons, some have no excuse whatsoever. Chris didn't have a set schedule for the comic for the longest time, but then agreed to update the comic on a daily basis, a schedule which even the most well-funded webcomic artists would consider particularly demanding. In February and March 2010, there have been few updates to the comic. When the inevitable complaints about schedule slip started to come, Chris snapped at his fans by saying that inspiration takes its time, forgetting that it was ''he'' who decided daily updates were the way to go. As the "Great Director Chandler", he could have the power to decide what schedule to follow, but instead, he chose to attack his fans.

===Chris' upbringing doesn't justify his actions===
The shitty way [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] and [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] raised him may be an ''explanation'' for why Chris is so fucked up, but it's not an ''excuse''. Plenty of people have bad childhoods. Plenty of people have had abusive and/or incompetent parents. However, these people don't use that as an excuse for bad things they do. They get therapy and move on. Chris, on the other hand, remains dependent on the same people who screwed him up, and doesn't even try to move past his childhood. Instead, he escapes into a world of fantasy and pornography, while rationalizing his actions as being justified. There's also the fact that [[Cole Smithey]] grew up in the same household with the same parents, and yet he lives a normal, successful life. Meanwhile, Chris behaves like an overgrown child, draws unpublishable comics, stuffs his face with garbage, gets in trouble for the most trivial reasons, and generally is extremely antisocial.

===Chris' life would still be a disaster even if the trolls never bothered him===
As of 2012, Chris is a total human trainwreck, slowly losing the last of his sanity as each day goes by. While the systematic trolling of him throughout the last few years have something to do with his degrading mental state (especially his extreme paranoia and distrust for everyone except his mom and pastor), the fact still remains that his life's horrible state is mainly caused by factors outside of the internet. He would still be a lonely outcast as his poor upbringing gave him such warped views of the world and lead him to engage in such bizarre behavior that he drove away every person he tried to connect with. He would still be living in unsanitary living conditions due to Barb's hoarding and the fact that his house has not been cleaned in the better part of a decade. He would still be banned from all of his favorite hangouts due to his loitering and hostile behavior to other patrons. Also, at the core of it all is how Chris decided that he would be better off living off government handouts while drawing unpublishable comic books in his room instead of getting a job and heading down a career path, which would have been his one-way ticket to escaping the cesspool that is [[14 Branchland Court]] and living a fulfilling life, not unlike that of [[Cole Smithey|his half brother]]. Instead, he decided to remain dependent on his elderly, emotionally disturbed parents; look at how well that worked out for him.

True to this statement, Chris has all but abandoned the Internet between [[July 2012]] and [[2013]], save for sporadic [[Facebook]] posts. Despite this, quite a bit was still revealed about how well he is doing independent of the trolls' influence. He [[Other_documents#Epistle_to_the_Wesley_Memorial_United_Methodist_Church|recently alienated himself from his church]], earning a ban from the new pastor (undoubtedly because Chris wouldn't shut the hell up about the trolls). In that same letter, he even dismisses [[Rocky]] as an effective counselor (keep in mind that Rocky once bailed him out of jail, which is more than any counselor would have done), and went so far as to accuse [[God]] of being a troll. He even describes his life as isolated and lonely, with nobody willing to talk to him, a scenario many people have tried and failed to warn him about. He even earned some ire from Anna, his biggest [[White knight]] for [[Facebook#Gay_Marriage|making anti-homo statements]] on his Facebook page, even choosing to argue with her instead of trying to piece together why a lesbian friend of his would find such statements offensive. As a coup de grace on all of this, Chris ended up trolling himself in the grandest fashion by revealing an [[Facebook#Imgur|Imgur account]] made of all of his previously hidden Facebook posts, despite trolls (save for the one who started it) being completely in the dark about it.

To make a long story short, Chris needs neither trolls nor the Internet to ruin his life. His [[Chris and his ego|ego]] and lack of tact concerning people is doing a fine job of that on its own, and it's ''very'' unlikely that he'll realise that the root of his problems is not the trolls, the internet, or even God and the Bear. It's him.

==Examples==
:''Read: [[White knight emails]]''

===White Knights on YouTube===

Among the most notable of Chris's white knights was a [[YouTube]] counter-troll who claimed to be a 21 year-old Russian model named Svenka. Via her YouTube account, [http://www.youtube.com/user/hottiee96 hottiee96], she released an inordinate number of screencaps from troll conversations on [[Sonichu IRC]], including private conversations between Chris and [[PandaHalo]]. Also, she released an image of the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] who would later steal Chris's first date, [[Emily]]. Were Chris less thick-skulled and even slightly willing to accept irrefutable evidence, Svenka may have made somewhat of a negative impact on the organized trolling effort against Chris, but ultimately she was ineffectual. Svenka also had a unhealthy obsession with the [[CWCville Library]]'s original curator, Arjen Van Dierten.
On 6 [[May 2009]], YouTube user xThexPinchx/NorthxStar7/[http://www.youtube.com/user/ThePinchisDaBomb ThePinchisDaBomb] tried to blackmail major trolls, claiming to have information on them. He was easily called on his bluff by someone who had not trolled Chris at all.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/user/softerthanhardware YouTube]</ref> The Pinch has also threatened [[BlueSpike]] saying he has information from his friends but the thing is '''BLUESPIKE HAS NO FRIENDS'''.

===White Knights on Facebook===

In recent times (since 2012), Chris has taken to using [[Facebook]] as his main means of expressing himself. Inevitably, this has not only attracted the attention of trolls, but, in 2013, a slew of White Knights as well, in particular, a [[William Elliott Waterman]], who taunted the trolls to come after him instead of Chris ''('''Spoiler:''' Nobody did, because nobody actually cared what he had to say.)'' [[Anna]] and [[Kim]] are two of the most notable ones on his friends list, both of whom try to offer constructive advice whenever Chris nosedives into a rant ''(when they're not busy kissing his ass, especially in the case of Anna.)''

However, as we've come to expect of Chris, anybody who tells him something he doesn't want to hear are people that needed to be brushed off until they stop saying those mean, awful things to him. A good case in point is his [[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Chris_Expresses_His_Outrage_for_Walmart|anger-laced tirade in September 2013, when he got thrown out of Wal-Mart and started calling names]]. The white knights typically chimed in with their support...''until'' he revealed that he [[Chris and the law|vandalized]] an X-Box ONE display in the store. Several of them then told Chris that this was not right of him to do, and that the manager had every right to throw him out. His response to that?

{{quote|They do not.
And if they do, they are most in the wrong, [[Chris and reality|because they are most abusive and overzealous of their "authoritative power" that never has existed ever]].|- Chris's response to Chris Rhodes}}

===White Knights in Real Life===

Aside from the most [[Anna McLerran|obvious example]], an old classmate of Chris from [[Manchester High School]] came online and attempted to defend Chris. Once [[SheCameForCWC.jpg|certain]] [[Death Threats|details]] became known, however, said classmate quickly backpedalled on this once he realised that the majority of [[CWCki|what happened]] was Chris' own fault.

===TV Tropes===
[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Sonichu The TV Tropes article on ''Sonichu''] used to have a white knight message as the first text of the article, with a link back to this very page. The message is reproduced below:

{{quote|Hey Chris! If you're reading this: you seriously need to get help from licensed professionals, before the stuff you do [[28 October 2011|gets you thrown in prison]] or forcibly committed. And we're sorry, but you have no real fans - the people you think are your fans are really either trolls or laughing at you behind your back. Every. Last. One. Please listen to us - for once.|- Concerned tropers}}

Unfortunately, the editor in question and fails to realize that [[Chris and his Ego|their message, while well intentioned, will do absolutely nothing]] and Chris will simply ignore it even if he does [[Mailbag 52|fully read and input it for better development. Thank you for your time.]] The message was later removed due to a shift in policy regarding the article.

==Conclusion==
As good as your intentions may be, there is no conceivable way any mortal human alive can reach Chris and change him for the better. Your efforts will unfortunately fail, and he will just brush you aside, seeing no difference between you and the trolls. Nothing short of divine intervention, revelation, or a [[Destruction Of Chris's House|horrifyingly close brush with death]] will change him. You would be best to leave him be and find something else to do with your time. All we can do is hope that one of the three aforementioned scenarios happen at some point, [[Chris and Religion|though the first two seem highly unlikely]].

==See Also==
*[[A-Logging|Alogging]]
*[[White knight E-mails]]

==Sources==
<references />

==External links==
* [http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/White_knight White Knighting] article at [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]].

[[Category:People]]
[[Category:Trolling]]

Original Sonichu and Rosechu Drawing

2014-06-11T00:23:00Z

Skip Teppins:

[[Image:01June2014-Original eBay Drawing.jpg|thumb|200px|"First ever straight-from-the-creator and artist full-colored Original Sonichu and Rosechu hand-drawn and colored artwork available for sale. The main image for this sale was edited to prevent forgery during listing, but a sample of the color is the secondary photo."]]

[[Image:OriginalSonichuAndRosechuDrawingFramed.JPG|thumb|200px|"Rising Interests, AND Hurt from Trolls have instigated the increase of the Original Drawing in the relishing from the wrongful removal, so Tough. You want it; bid or PAY UP Now."]]

[[Image:OriginalSonichuAndRosechuDrawingCrotch.jpeg|thumb|200px|The inclusion of this image is to backup a previous unsolicited statement of ''"AND, in case you were paying attention, the Raichu Tail is FEMALE, just as the Rosechu that transformed from the original FEMALE Raichu HAS ALWAYS BEEN AND WILL ALWAYS BE; [[Chris and English|VAGINIA]], OVARIES, C-CUP MILKING BREASTS WITH TITS AND ALL!!!"'']]

[[Image:OriginalSonichuAndRosechuDrawingSignature.JPG|thumb|200px|"Q: Why is the drawing dated 6/14/14? That date has not occurred yet. Are you sure this is legit? A: [[Honor roll|Oops! That was a mistake]]; I meant to write 6/1/2014; an extra "4" that should be disregarded, and it can not be undone or changed since it is laminated."]]

[[Image:OriginalSonichuAndRosechuDrawingChris1.JPG|thumb|The photo Chris attached to the Facebook post advertising his third attempt to have a legitimate auction.]]

[[Image:Ebayremoval.jpg|thumb|200px|"CRAP!!! After a few days of non-eBay-influenced peace, they tore my listing DOWN AGAIN!!! UGH!!! Too many damn idiots making unsolicited offers while I am SET on the final value after the very same [[Stress|Stress]] multiple times!!!"]]

The '''Original Sonichu and Rosechu Drawing''' is a laminated [[Chris and art|hand-drawing]] of [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] that [[Chris]] is trying to auction off on [[eBay]] to raise the funds to buy more [[Lego|Legos]]. This is the second item Chris has attempted to sell on eBay this year, the first being [[Bob Chandler|Bob's]] violin.

"Freshly thought and drawn on June 1, 2014", this picture also bears Chris's signature, although this is difficult to make out in the full-sized image. The uploaded image is in black-and-white, an apparent anti-forgery method used by Chris to protect his precious artworks from counterfeiting.

==First Two Listings==
Within the first day of bidding, the bids reached over $10,000 USD. Speculation of troll involvement is mentioned occasionally by Chris's friends on his Facebook post related to it. The first posting was removed, most likely due to Chris realizing (or being told) that he was unlikely to collect on it.

However, the listing returned on the next day, with some extra information added. Chris included a black-and-white picture of the frame he considers so goddamn important, a color closeup of his signature, a color closeup of [[Rosechu|Rosechu's]] [[China|crotch]], and an additional alleged [[Chris and copyright|copyright]] page. Verification of the signature and Rosechu's womanhood caused bids to skyrocket, with bids quickly reaching $15,000 USD. It's important to note that eBay does impose some limits on how much a seller can sell an item for without paying additional fees.

==Protecting His Valuable Intellectual Property==
Chris also makes some [[Chris and copyright|untested copyright claims]]:

{{Quote|ALL Sonichu, Rosechu, Cwcville and such material is Copyrighted March, 2000 by Christian Weston Chandler, with Full Paperwork backed up in Washington DC. Any names, persons or characters and such illustrated in the past Original Comic Book Pages, LittleBiGPlanet 1, 2, PSP and Vita Levels under the PSN ID of "Sonichu", and all direct content from the Creator, Christian Weston Chandler, NOT originating from said Creator that may seem similar to anyone past or present, as well as under other respective ownerships, are purely coincidental or otherwise parodic. Ownership of Original characters of Pikachu, [[Pokémon|Pok'emon]] and Sonic the Hedgehog are those of Nintendo and SEGA of America respectively. The drawing that is being sold on eBay now is an Original artwork created by the original Creator of Christian Weston Chandler, and is solely being sold as an artwork with no original intent of [[Chris and money|profit]].}}

==Third Time's The Charm==
On the third day of bidding, the posting was taken down again, only to have Chris replace it with an identical one (minus the questions from prospective buyers). It is unknown if this is because eBay removed it, or Chris realized he was being fucked with again. He also appeared to stop accepting future inquires regarding the item, likely due to [[Trolls|misuse]] of it. He also made another [[Facebook]] post, again attempting to assert the authenticity of the item.

The original price was $5,000 Buy It Now or Best Offer, later reduced to $2,500. On Wednesday, June 04, 2014, a scant four days after the creation of the 'Original Sonichu and Rosechu Drawing', Chris accepted a 'Best Offer' of $1,000 for his artwork, however, the buyer backed out the next day. Chris also appears to have removed (or possibly also managed to sell) his [[Bob Chandler|father's]] Stradivarius violin.

==Fourth Listing==
After the previous [[trolls|buyer]] wouldn't pay up, Chris relisted the drawing on eBay with a $1,000 Buy It Now price and no auction. The sale is also a 'Pay It Now', meaning it must be paid for as soon as it is bought, so there is no chance of anyone 'buying' it and then backing out.

Chris later summarized his experiences thus far on Facebook:
{{quotebox|With eBay constantly removing my listing for this SAME, SINGULAR ARTWORK Four Times the past week, and the offer-maker who offered 1,000 on the last listing Totally Bailed! I am super frustrated and I am just SET on one thousand or bust on this SAME drawing what my venture with it having been [[Stress|Really Too Much]]. And [[Barbara Chandler|my mother]] and I [[Legos|REALLY NEED THE MONEY]]. Please Buy and Pay in Full Now!}}

With this update, Chris has revealed that some of the removals of listings were due to eBay removing them. He also attempts to garner sympathy by reminding us all that the money is for his mother and him to live off of, as opposed to, say, [[Legos]], for instance.

The fourth listing was eventually removed by eBay as a result of Chris asking people to make him offers on the drawing outside of the official eBay interface. He immediately removed the offending clause and relisted it with everything else intact.

{{quotebox|I will be relisting Again, and I will make it Very Clear: NO OFFERS LESS THAN THE BUY IT NOW PRICE WILL BE ACCEPTED, AND ANY AND ALL OFFERS WILL BE READ AND DISREGARDED. I am not ignorant! I read all of those comments before I deleted them on the listing link here on Facebook.

My 72-Year Old Mother and I Really Need the Money. Why the hell send your money to the damn Cwcki and it's Forums when the Actual Artist and his family could use the money better for [[Legos|Debt relief]] and a living. Good Grief!!!}}

==Fifth Listing==
By 8 June, it was removed for a fifth time and Chris's eBay account was restricted from listing new items for 3 days due to repeated ToS violations. According to messages from eBay administration to Chris, posted by himself on Facebook for some inexplicable reason, these violations include 'direct sales', '[[Facebook|inappropriate links]]', and 'brand name misuse' (likely due to the usage of [[Nintendo|various]] [[Sega|copyrighted]] [[Sony|names]] in the listing). He reacted to this by demanding on Facebook that people [[Chris and his Ego| donate $1,000 to him via PayPal]]. He also betrayed the fact that he believed it was actually the troll bidding that got his listing pulled, not simultaneously soliciting sales on Facebook (a violation under the terms of service, as it allows the seller to avoid having to pay certain fees). The fact that Chris received several emails from eBay explaining the exact reason of these sanctions against him suggests that he didn't read (or agree with) the entirety of said emails.

{{quotebox|Are You All HAPPY NOW?!!! Because of ALL OF YOU DAMN TROLLS pushing and Pushing and PUSHING ME, NOW I will not be able to list or relist for THREE DAYS!!! }:(( I am Super [[Chris and anger|Angry]] at most Everyone for REALLY Letting the Oxygen Out Of My Tank!!!

The ONLY WAY YOU ALL CAN MAKE THIS UP TO ME RIGHT NOW, RIGHT FREAKING NOW!!! SEND ME $1,000.00, American Dollars, via PayPal to iammrc@aol.com. Quit Donating to the Hate-Crap-Filled Cwcki and it's Forum, and PAY ME!!! Money is Really Tight with me and my mother here!!!}}

{{quotebox|Why the hell send your money, Donating to the Hate-Crap-Filled Cwcki and it's Forum, when the Actual Artist and Creator, who has not received ONE RED CENT for ANYTHING "inspired" from my own works SOLD over the freaking, Damnable Internet and its even More Damnable Social Websites, or Wherever, and his family could use the money better for Debt relief And a [[Monthly tugboat|Living from a Tight, Low Budget!]].}}

By this point, his Facebook friends have repeatedly told him that begging for money and making demands is unlikely to make people want to help him, and that his art only really holds value to trolls. Several of them also suggest using a venue other than eBay to sell his wares, or to take commissions. Experience suggests that it is exceedingly [[Chris and his Ego|unlikely that Chris will listen to the advice of others]].

Later in the day, Chris seems to have calmed down somewhat. Despite almost-unanimous commentary on his previous Facebook status, telling him that his price is too high and that maybe he'd have more success selling more pieces at a lower cost, Chris remains unwavering in his belief that this piece (or perhaps the time and effort spent trying to sell it) is absolutely worth a grand.

{{quotebox|At this point, I will sell the framed drawing to the first person who sends me $1,000.00, [[Honor roll|USA American]] via PayPal (see earlier post). Please provide your name and US Mailing address in the details.

After that, and after the three day suspension, I will be more reasonably priced on future drawings. But if no one sends the $1,000.00, the still current drawing will be relisted for the full $1,000.00, regardless.}}

==External Links==
[http://www.ebay.com/itm/191203616707 Current Listing (as of June 5)] [GONE]

[[Category:Sonichu artwork]]

Original Sonichu and Rosechu Drawing

2014-06-11T00:19:08Z

Skip Teppins: /* Fourth Listing */

[[Image:01June2014-Original eBay Drawing.jpg|thumb|200px|"First ever straight-from-the-creator and artist full-colored Original Sonichu and Rosechu hand-drawn and colored artwork available for sale. The main image for this sale was edited to prevent forgery during listing, but a sample of the color is the secondary photo."]]

[[Image:OriginalSonichuAndRosechuDrawingFramed.JPG|thumb|200px|"Rising Interests, AND Hurt from Trolls have instigated the increase of the Original Drawing in the relishing from the wrongful removal, so Tough. You want it; bid or PAY UP Now."]]

[[Image:OriginalSonichuAndRosechuDrawingCrotch.jpeg|thumb|200px|The inclusion of this image is to backup a previous unsolicited statement of ''"AND, in case you were paying attention, the Raichu Tail is FEMALE, just as the Rosechu that transformed from the original FEMALE Raichu HAS ALWAYS BEEN AND WILL ALWAYS BE; [[Chris and English|VAGINIA]], OVARIES, C-CUP MILKING BREASTS WITH TITS AND ALL!!!"'']]

[[Image:OriginalSonichuAndRosechuDrawingSignature.JPG|thumb|200px|"Q: Why is the drawing dated 6/14/14? That date has not occurred yet. Are you sure this is legit? A: [[Honor roll|Oops! That was a mistake]]; I meant to write 6/1/2014; an extra "4" that should be disregarded, and it can not be undone or changed since it is laminated."]]

[[Image:OriginalSonichuAndRosechuDrawingChris1.JPG|thumb|The photo Chris attached to the Facebook post advertising his third attempt to have a legitimate auction.]]

[[Image:Ebayremoval.jpg|thumb|200px|"CRAP!!! After a few days of non-eBay-influenced peace, they tore my listing DOWN AGAIN!!! UGH!!! Too many damn idiots making unsolicited offers while I am SET on the final value after the very same Stress multiple times!!!"]]

The '''Original Sonichu and Rosechu Drawing''' is a laminated [[Chris and art|hand-drawing]] of [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] that [[Chris]] is trying to auction off on [[eBay]] to raise the funds to buy more [[Lego|Legos]]. This is the second item Chris has attempted to sell on eBay this year, the first being [[Bob Chandler|Bob's]] violin.

"Freshly thought and drawn on June 1, 2014", this picture also bears Chris's signature, although this is difficult to make out in the full-sized image. The uploaded image is in black-and-white, an apparent anti-forgery method used by Chris to protect his precious artworks from counterfeiting.

==First Two Listings==
Within the first day of bidding, the bids reached over $10,000 USD. Speculation of troll involvement is mentioned occasionally by Chris's friends on his Facebook post related to it. The first posting was removed, most likely due to Chris realizing (or being told) that he was unlikely to collect on it.

However, the listing returned on the next day, with some extra information added. Chris included a black-and-white picture of the frame he considers so goddamn important, a color closeup of his signature, a color closeup of [[Rosechu|Rosechu's]] [[China|crotch]], and an additional alleged [[Chris and copyright|copyright]] page. Verification of the signature and Rosechu's womanhood caused bids to skyrocket, with bids quickly reaching $15,000 USD. It's important to note that eBay does impose some limits on how much a seller can sell an item for without paying additional fees.

==Protecting His Valuable Intellectual Property==
Chris also makes some [[Chris and copyright|untested copyright claims]]:

{{Quote|ALL Sonichu, Rosechu, Cwcville and such material is Copyrighted March, 2000 by Christian Weston Chandler, with Full Paperwork backed up in Washington DC. Any names, persons or characters and such illustrated in the past Original Comic Book Pages, LittleBiGPlanet 1, 2, PSP and Vita Levels under the PSN ID of "Sonichu", and all direct content from the Creator, Christian Weston Chandler, NOT originating from said Creator that may seem similar to anyone past or present, as well as under other respective ownerships, are purely coincidental or otherwise parodic. Ownership of Original characters of Pikachu, [[Pokémon|Pok'emon]] and Sonic the Hedgehog are those of Nintendo and SEGA of America respectively. The drawing that is being sold on eBay now is an Original artwork created by the original Creator of Christian Weston Chandler, and is solely being sold as an artwork with no original intent of [[Chris and money|profit]].}}

==Third Time's The Charm==
On the third day of bidding, the posting was taken down again, only to have Chris replace it with an identical one (minus the questions from prospective buyers). It is unknown if this is because eBay removed it, or Chris realized he was being fucked with again. He also appeared to stop accepting future inquires regarding the item, likely due to [[Trolls|misuse]] of it. He also made another [[Facebook]] post, again attempting to assert the authenticity of the item.

The original price was $5,000 Buy It Now or Best Offer, later reduced to $2,500. On Wednesday, June 04, 2014, a scant four days after the creation of the 'Original Sonichu and Rosechu Drawing', Chris accepted a 'Best Offer' of $1,000 for his artwork, however, the buyer backed out the next day. Chris also appears to have removed (or possibly also managed to sell) his [[Bob Chandler|father's]] Stradivarius violin.

==Fourth Listing==
After the previous [[trolls|buyer]] wouldn't pay up, Chris relisted the drawing on eBay with a $1,000 Buy It Now price and no auction. The sale is also a 'Pay It Now', meaning it must be paid for as soon as it is bought, so there is no chance of anyone 'buying' it and then backing out.

Chris later summarized his experiences thus far on Facebook:
{{quotebox|With eBay constantly removing my listing for this SAME, SINGULAR ARTWORK Four Times the past week, and the offer-maker who offered 1,000 on the last listing Totally Bailed! I am super frustrated and I am just SET on one thousand or bust on this SAME drawing what my venture with it having been [[Stress|Really Too Much]]. And [[Barbara Chandler|my mother]] and I [[Legos|REALLY NEED THE MONEY]]. Please Buy and Pay in Full Now!}}

With this update, Chris has revealed that some of the removals of listings were due to eBay removing them. He also attempts to garner sympathy by reminding us all that the money is for his mother and him to live off of, as opposed to, say, [[Legos]], for instance.

The fourth listing was eventually removed by eBay as a result of Chris asking people to make him offers on the drawing outside of the official eBay interface. He immediately removed the offending clause and relisted it with everything else intact.

{{quotebox|I will be relisting Again, and I will make it Very Clear: NO OFFERS LESS THAN THE BUY IT NOW PRICE WILL BE ACCEPTED, AND ANY AND ALL OFFERS WILL BE READ AND DISREGARDED. I am not ignorant! I read all of those comments before I deleted them on the listing link here on Facebook.

My 72-Year Old Mother and I Really Need the Money. Why the hell send your money to the damn Cwcki and it's Forums when the Actual Artist and his family could use the money better for [[Legos|Debt relief]] and a living. Good Grief!!!}}

==Fifth Listing==
By 8 June, it was removed for a fifth time and Chris's eBay account was restricted from listing new items for 3 days due to repeated ToS violations. According to messages from eBay administration to Chris, posted by himself on Facebook for some inexplicable reason, these violations include 'direct sales', '[[Facebook|inappropriate links]]', and 'brand name misuse' (likely due to the usage of [[Nintendo|various]] [[Sega|copyrighted]] [[Sony|names]] in the listing). He reacted to this by demanding on Facebook that people [[Chris and his Ego| donate $1,000 to him via PayPal]]. He also betrayed the fact that he believed it was actually the troll bidding that got his listing pulled, not simultaneously soliciting sales on Facebook (a violation under the terms of service, as it allows the seller to avoid having to pay certain fees). The fact that Chris received several emails from eBay explaining the exact reason of these sanctions against him suggests that he didn't read (or agree with) the entirety of said emails.

{{quotebox|Are You All HAPPY NOW?!!! Because of ALL OF YOU DAMN TROLLS pushing and Pushing and PUSHING ME, NOW I will not be able to list or relist for THREE DAYS!!! }:(( I am Super [[Chris and anger|Angry]] at most Everyone for REALLY Letting the Oxygen Out Of My Tank!!!

The ONLY WAY YOU ALL CAN MAKE THIS UP TO ME RIGHT NOW, RIGHT FREAKING NOW!!! SEND ME $1,000.00, American Dollars, via PayPal to iammrc@aol.com. Quit Donating to the Hate-Crap-Filled Cwcki and it's Forum, and PAY ME!!! Money is Really Tight with me and my mother here!!!}}

{{quotebox|Why the hell send your money, Donating to the Hate-Crap-Filled Cwcki and it's Forum, when the Actual Artist and Creator, who has not received ONE RED CENT for ANYTHING "inspired" from my own works SOLD over the freaking, Damnable Internet and its even More Damnable Social Websites, or Wherever, and his family could use the money better for Debt relief And a [[Monthly tugboat|Living from a Tight, Low Budget!]].}}

By this point, his Facebook friends have repeatedly told him that begging for money and making demands is unlikely to make people want to help him, and that his art only really holds value to trolls. Several of them also suggest using a venue other than eBay to sell his wares, or to take commissions. Experience suggests that it is exceedingly [[Chris and his Ego|unlikely that Chris will listen to the advice of others]].

Later in the day, Chris seems to have calmed down somewhat. Despite almost-unanimous commentary on his previous Facebook status, telling him that his price is too high and that maybe he'd have more success selling more pieces at a lower cost, Chris remains unwavering in his belief that this piece (or perhaps the time and effort spent trying to sell it) is absolutely worth a grand.

{{quotebox|At this point, I will sell the framed drawing to the first person who sends me $1,000.00, [[Honor roll|USA American]] via PayPal (see earlier post). Please provide your name and US Mailing address in the details.

After that, and after the three day suspension, I will be more reasonably priced on future drawings. But if no one sends the $1,000.00, the still current drawing will be relisted for the full $1,000.00, regardless.}}

==External Links==
[http://www.ebay.com/itm/191203616707 Current Listing (as of June 5)] [GONE]

[[Category:Sonichu artwork]]

2008-2013 Sales Listings

2014-06-11T00:16:17Z

Skip Teppins: /* Chris's eBay sales */

[[Image:Meat.jpg|thumb|[[Regina|Somebody]] gave him 30 dollars for this. No, we don't understand either.]]

[[Chris]] has a long, if not terribly successful, career '''selling things on [[eBay]]'''. This list attempts to catalog as many of his sales as possible, based on data hacked out of his e-mail accounts by [[Clyde Cash]] and others.

Most of what Chris sold is the sort of thing you would expect him to sell: old toys, old games, old electronics, [[Transformers]] crap and so forth. He also auctioned off a few antiques and knick-knacks, suggesting that his parents had him hock some of the junk cluttering up their house. (Alternatively, Chris might have nicked a couple of items off the top of his folks' enormous piles of garbage and tried to make money off them on his own.)

Chris employs a dogged selling strategy, relisting his items over and over and over, sometimes for as long as several months, regardless of whether they show any signs of selling at the listed price. While some of his items eventually sold this way for fairly decent money, others never did (like the George Bush bobblehead he tried and failed to sell for almost five months) and Chris racked up an impressive tab for listing fees in the process.

It seems as if Chris's items began to sell with greater frequency towards the end of 2008, but it's entirely possible that this is evidence of [[trolls]] at work sabotaging his auctions.

Unsurprisingly, Chris is known to exaggerate the quality of his auctions (or to leave out important information unless prompted). A number of Chris's video game and "track pack" auctions were sold in eBay auctions... and Chris conveniently forgot to mention that the codes accompanying each disc were used and therefore useless (rendering the game far less valuable). More of Chris's classic "cleverness" at work.

Interestingly, Chris listed four [[HEXBox|Xbox]] games for sale on eBay, suggesting that his hatred for da HEX-Box came later.

On June 1st of 2014, Chris advertised on [[facebook|facebook]] that he was auctioning off an [[Original Sonichu and Rosechu Drawing|original piece]] of artwork for the first time ever. He was cautious however, and edited the upload of the art on the ebay page, explaining that it was to prevent forgery.

Chris managed to raise [[Chris and money|over $1,100]] via his eBay sales.

==Chris's eBay sales==
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
!align="left"|Item
!align="left"|Date Listed
!align="right"|Weeks Listed
!align="right"|Sold?
|-
|1:24 scale RARE [[Wikipedia:Ford_Mustang_(first_generation)#1964.E2.80.931966|'66 Mustang]] SHELBYGT350 BLKGOLD MUS.MAC.
|28 July 2008
|4
|No
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Chevrolet_Camaro_(first_generation)#1968|1968 Chevrolet Camaro]] SS 1/24 PRO RODZ MAISTO RODZ4LIFE
|28 July 2008
|4
|No
|-
|[[Wikipedia:21 (film)|''21'']] ([[2008]], Blu-ray Disc)
|26 December 2008
|2
|No
|-
|[[Wikipedia:88 Minutes|''88 Minutes'']] ([[2008]], Blu-ray Disc)
|26 December 2008
|2
|No
|-
|[[Wikipedia:AC/DC|AC/DC]] Live: ''[[Rock Band]]'' track pack ([[PlayStation 3]])
|3 December 2008
|2
|$39.99
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:AC/DC|AC/DC]] - No Bull'': Director's Cut DVD
|3 December 2008
|3
|$14.99
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Dungeons & Dragons|Dungeons & Dragons]] [[Wikipedia:Gateway to the Savage Frontier|''Gateway to the Savage Frontier'']]
|2 August 2008
|3
|$39.99
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Dungeons & Dragons|Dungeons & Dragons]] [[Wikipedia:Secret of the Silver Blades|''Secret of the Silver Blades'']]
|2 August 2008
|4
|No
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Dungeons & Dragons|Dungeons & Dragons]] [[Wikipedia:Champions of Krynn|''Champions of Krynn'']]
|2 August 2008
|4
|No
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Dungeons & Dragons|Dungeons & Dragons]] [[Wikipedia:Curse of the Azure Bonds|''Curse of the Azure Bonds'']]
|2 August 2008
|4
|No
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Dungeons & Dragons|Dungeons & Dragons]] [[Wikipedia:Death Knights of Krynn|''Death Knights of Krynn'']]
|2 August 2008
|4
|No
|-
|Blue B/W [[Wikipedia:VideoNow|VideoNow]] Player with [[Wikipedia:The Fairly OddParents|''The Fairly OddParents'']] [[Wikipedia:PVD Disc|PVD]]
|28 May 2008
|13
|No
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Call of Duty 2: Big Red One|''Call of Duty 2: Big Red One'']] ([[Xbox]])
|28 July 2008
|4
|No
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Cinderella (1994 film)|Cinderella]]'' ([[1995]], VHS)
|15 July 2008
|6
|No
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay|The Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay]]'' ([[Xbox]])
|28 July 2008
|4
|No
|-
|[[A Public Announcement for Congress|Commander-in-Chief]] [[George Bush]] [[Wikipedia:Bobblehead|Bobblehead]]
|23 April 2008
|19
|No
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Commodore 64|Commodore 64]], new in box
|23 April 2008
|1
|$39.99
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Diddy Kong Racing|''Diddy Kong Racing'']] ([[Nintendo 64]])
|2 August 2008
|8
|$9.99
|-
|Disney [[Wikipedia:Brother Bear|''Brother Bear'']] Koda 7" [[Toys|plush]]
|14 April 2008
|5
|$9.99
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Driv3r|''Driv3r'']] ([[Xbox]])
|28 July 2008
|4
|No
|-
|[[Best Buy|Dynex]] glossy 4"x6" photo paper
|5 May 2008
|14
|No
|-
|[[Best Buy|Dynex]] [[Chris and camerawork|Mini Tripod]]
|5 May 2008
|1
|No
|-
|Fully functional [[Wikipedia:Cybiko#Cybiko_Xtreme|Cybiko Xtreme]] PDA
|14 June 2008
|3
|$14.99
|-
|Fully functional [[Wikipedia:Cybiko#Cybiko_Xtreme|Cybiko Xtreme]] PDA
|8 July 2008
|8
|No
|-
|[[Obesity|Garfield]] "Boat Joke" Glass Mug [[McDonald's]]
|15 July 2008
|6
|No
|-
|Genuine Diamond Quartz [[Barb|Lady]]'s Black Leather Wrist Watch
|25 April 2008
|11
|$24.99
|-
|[[Toys|G.I. Joe]] [[George W. Bush|Colin Powell]] [[1998]] Classic Collection MIB
|23 April 2008
|11
|$39.99
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Grand Theft Auto III|''Grand Theft Auto III''']] ([[PlayStation 2]])
|28 July 2008
|4
|No
|-
|Grass Gator EXTRA Heavy Duty Replacement Head No.4650
|28 May 2008
|1
|$14.99
|-
|''[[Guitar Hero]]'' (game only) ([[PlayStation 2]])
|8 August 2008
|3
|No
|-
|''[[Guitar Hero]]'' collectible harmonica, mint in box
|12 July 2008
|8
|$9.99
|-
|''[[Harry Potter]] and the Sorcerer's Stone'' ([[PlayStation]])
|2 April 2008
|3
|No
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Hayes Microcomputer Products|Hayes]] 1200B Smartmodem 1200B Modem
|23 June 2008
|16
|$59.99
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Hot Wheels|Hot Wheels]] Tunerz 1:24 FORD SVT Lightning Concept
|28 July 2008
|4
|No
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Jada Toys|Jada]] 1/24 import racer [[Wikipedia:Nissan 240SX|Nissan 240SX]] Candy red
|28 July 2008
|4
|No
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Jada Toys|Jada]] Dub City [[2002]] [[Wikipedia:Cadillac_Escalade#Escalade_EXT|Cadillac Escalade EXT]]
|28 July 2008
|4
|No
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Lair (video game)Lair]]'' (PlayStation 3)
|12 January 2009
|2
|No
|-
|Leapfrog Leapster Pink without AC
|2 August 2008
|2
|$29.99
|-
|Maisto G Ridez 1:24 [[Wikipedia:Volkswagen Beetle|Volkswagen Beetle]] die-cast car
|28 July 2008
|5
|No
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Marvel Super Hero Squad|Marvel Super Hero Squad]]'' [[Wikipedia:Galactus|Galactus]] (loose)
|14 April 2008
|19
|No
|-
|[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force|Meatwad's Shredwad]] ''[[Rock Band]]'' [[Guitar]] for [[PS3]]
|15 September 2009
|1
|$29.99
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Men in Black (film)|''Men In Black'']] (2008, Blu-ray Disc)
|26 December 2008
|2
|No
|-
|MiJam Flower MP3 Ornament Accessory
|28 May 2008
|12
|No
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Mortal Kombat Mythologies: Sub-Zero|''Mortal Kombat Mythologies: Sub-Zero'']] ([[Nintendo 64]])
|15 July 2008
|6
|$9.99
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Celebrity Deathmatch (video game)|Celebrity Deathmatch]]'' ([[Xbox]])
|28 July 2008
|4
|No
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Oops!... I Did It Again|Oops!... I Did It Again]]'' - [[Britney Spears]] (CD [[2000]])
| 30 April 2008
|12
|$9.99
|-
|Perfectly working [[PSOne]] with ''[[Harry Potter]]'' game
|25 April 2008
|10
|$24.99
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Philips|Philips]] [[PSP]]-1000 Micro FM Transmitter
|13 May 2008
|5
|$14.99
|-
|[[PlayStation One]] [[Wikipedia:DualShock|DualShock]] Analog Controler
|18 July 2008
|2
|$14.99
|-
|[[PlayStation One]] [[Wikipedia:DualShock|DualShock]] Analog Controler'''
|2 August 2008
|1
|$14.99
|-
|[[PlayStation One]] [[Wikipedia:DualShock|DualShock]] Analog Controler
|7 August 2008
|1
|$14.99
|-
|Playtronix Chip the Talking Golf Bag Batteries Included
|2 August 2008
|3
|$19.99
|-
|Plush Winter [[Wikipedia:Eeyore|Eeyore]] Disney Store doll
|14 April 2008
|11
|$9.99
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Pokémon Snap|Pokémon Snap]] ([[Nintendo 64]])
|2 August 2008
|9
|$9.99
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Pokémon Stadium|Pokémon Stadium]] ([[Nintendo 64]])
|2 August 2008
|8
|$9.99
|-
|[[High school|Prom Night]] (2008, Blu-ray Disc)
|26 December 2008
|2
|No
|-
|[[Transformers|Prowl Vs. Lockdown]] Combo Pack
|7 April 2009
|1
|No
|-
|[[PS3]] ''[[Guitar Hero]] 3'' [[Wikipedia:Gibson Guitar Corporation|Gibson]] [[Guitar]]
|15 September 2009
|1
|$61.00
|-
|[[PSOne]] AC adaptor
|15 July 2008
|7
|No
|-
|[[Wikipedia:National Geographic Wild|''Relentless Enemies'']] ([[2007]], Blu-ray Disc)
|7 June 2008
|7
|$19.99
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Seagate Technology|Seagate]] ST96812AS-RK 60 GB SATA hard drive
|4 November 2008
|7
|$39.99
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Sonic X|Sonic X]]'' [[Punchy|Knuckles]] 9" action figure
|14 April 2008
|7
|$9.99
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Sonic X|Sonic X]]'' [[Homos|Tails]] 9" figure
|14 April 2008
|14
|$9.99
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Sony|Sony]] HDTV remote RM-AAP021
|16 December 2008
|1
|$24.99
|-
|[[Sony PlayStation]] - Game console - light gray
|4 November 2008
|1
|No
|-
|[[Sony PlayStation]] bundle with [[Wikipedia:Gran Turismo 2|''Gran Turismo 2'']] and [[Wikipedia:Mortal Kombat Mythologies: Sub-Zero|''Mortal Kombat Mythologies: Sub-Zero'']]
|18 July 2008
|6
|No
|-
|[[Sony PlayStation]] bundle with [[Wikipedia:Gran Turismo 2|''Gran Turismo 2'']], [[Wikipedia:Mortal Kombat Mythologies: Sub-Zero|''Mortal Kombat Mythologies: Sub-Zero'']] and ''WWF''
|11 November 2008
|5
|$45.99
|-
|[[Sony PlayStation]] with ''[[Wikipedia:Frogger 3D|Frogger 3D]]''
|19 July 2008
|3
|No
|-
|[[Sony PlayStation]] with ''Mobil1 Rally'' and ''Champ Motocross''
|10 August 2008
|4
|$45.99
|-
|[[PSP of Fail|Sony PSP]] - Handheld game system - piano black
|3 May 2009
|1
|No
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Sony|Sony]] RM-YD010 remote control
|16 December 2008
|1
|$19.99
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Street Fighter IV|Street Fighter IV]]'' [[Wikipedia:Ryu (Street Fighter)|Ryu]] C.E. [[PS3]] figurine *RARE*
|5 March 2009
|1
|$17.50
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Street Fighter IV|Street Fighter IV]]'' [[Wikipedia:Ryu (Street Fighter)|Ryu]] C.E. [[PS3]] figurine *RARE*
|7 April 2009
|1
|$19.99
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Super Mario 64|''Super Mario 64'']] ([[Nintendo 64]])
|15 July 2008
|1
|$15.50
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Texas Instruments|Texas Instruments]] TI-99/4A home computer NIB
|23 April 2008
|3
|$49.99
|-
|''[[Transformers]]'' ([[2007]], DVD)
|1 May 2008
|12
|$14.99
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Transformers (film)|''Transformers'']] with Final Battle [[Wikipedia:Jazz (Transformers)|Jazz]] [[Wikipedia:Pontiac Solstice|Pontiac Solstice]]
|2 April 2008
|4
|No
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Transformers Animated|Transformers Animated]]'' [[Wikipedia:Optimus Prime|Optimus Prime]] vs. [[Wikipedia:Megatron|Megatron]] figures
|23 June 2008
|4
|$19.99
|-
|[[Transformers]] [[Wikipedia:Cybertron|Cybertron]]/''[[Wikipedia:Transformers: Cybertron|Transformers: Cybertron]]'' [[Wikipedia:Starscream|Starscream]] (loose)
|14 April 2008
|1
|$39.99
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Transformers: Energon|''Transformers: Energon'']] [[Wikipedia:Megatron|Megatron]]
|14 April 2008
|18
|$24.99
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Vantage Point (film)|Vantage Point]]'' ([[2008]], Blu-ray Disc)
|26 December 2008
|2
|No
|-
|Vintage [[Nintendo|NES]] [[Wikipedia:Gamepad#Nintendo_Entertainment_System.2FFamily_Computer|joypad]]
|14 April 2008
|6
|$19.99
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Wedgwood|Wedgwood]] [[Wikipedia:Pennines|Pennine]] brown plate, rare and retro
|15 July 2008
|6
|No
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Western Digital|Western Digital]] Scorpio™ WD1200BEVS 120 GB SATA Hard Disk Drive
|4 November 2008
|7
|$79.99
|-
|Willitts [[1987]] Carousel Memories HTF Two Horse Plate
|14 April 2008
|8
|No
|-
|kre-o micro changers Series 1, 12 piece set complete
|18 September 2013
|1
|No
|-
|Antonio Stradiuarius Copy Faciebat Anno 1721 Violin/Fiddle With Case And Bow
|28 May 2014
|1
|Not yet
|-
|[[Original Sonichu and Rosechu Drawing|Original Sonichu and Rosechu Drawing]], signed
|1 June 2014
|1
|Not yet
|-
|colspan="3"|Total
|$1,115.59
|}

==See also==
*[[eBay]]

{{Lists}}
[[Category:Lists]]

Emily

2014-06-11T00:14:35Z

Skip Teppins: /* Post-date conversation transcript */

[[Image:Emilyy.jpg|thumb|70px|The only known image of Emily, shot from behind.]]

'''Emily Julia Schifflet'''<ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#Chris fails at flirting (0:32:12–0:36:48)]]</ref> is [[Chris]]'s onetime [[sweetheart]] with whom he went on a date. The date memorably ended in disaster when he was trolled IRL by a [[Man in the Pickle Suit|man dressed like a pickle.]].

Emily's identity is zealously guarded by her friends, but needless to say, we can tell you she's female and has great legs. Some argue she's Asian, but those people are probably [[slow-in-the-minds]].

==Chris's first date==
In [[2009#March|March 2009]], shortly after [[Julie]] turned out to be a thirteen-year-old boy, Chris vowed that he would return to his real-life exploits of [[Attraction Sign|stalking women in public places]] in order to gain his [[sweetheart]]. Emily, a journalism student and head of the [[Sonichu Girls]] chapter at [[Wikipedia:West Virginia University|West Virginia University]] (and totally not a [[troll]]), decided to take Chris up on his offer and asked if he'd liked to go out to lunch sometime.

Chris actually stood up Emily the first time, on 16 [[March 2009]], because he was so [[stress|stressed]] from his parents arguing over whether she was real or not. [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] believed that Emily was sincere and truly wanted to meet Chris, while [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] was more suspicious. Chris's small mind could not handle two simultaneous arguments and so he didn't go.<ref>[[Apology to Emily]]</ref> Emily was pissed off about this and demanded that Chris reschedule. Chris agreed and a new date was set.

When Chris finally did meet up for the date (on 19 March 2009 at [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]]), he brought his 81-year-old father, [[Bob Chandler]] along. Yes, he brought his dad on his first date. [[prom|At least it wasn't his mother.]]

Chris would later confide to Ivy that he was very proud that he did not soil himself when the Pickle Man appeared.<ref>[[Ivy Q&A]]</ref>

===Kiss fail===
[[Image:0606-CWC21-2.jpg|thumb|For reference, this is Chris in his kissing stance.]]

{{quote|Well, when I was going to ditch him for [[Man in the Pickle Suit|the man in the picklesuit]], Chris had his arm extended like he wanted a hug. So I was like, "sure, whatever" and was just going to give him a half assed hug. Lord, what a dumb move. I'm a small girl, so I have narrow shoulders. His large fucking arm basically weighed down around my neck over my shoulder and tightening, and what I could see in the corner of my eye was Chris puckering his lips and his face moving closer to mine. I did a [[Chop Chop Onion's Rap Showdown|duck and turn]] to avoid it. If I seriously turned my head to get a better look, he may have well have gotten my lips. I wonder if that was what Chris was going for; the surprise kiss on the lips when the girl turns her head. Too bad that only works in [[anime]] and [[Netflix|movies]]. [[Liquid Chris|Or really suave guys]].|Emily}}

===Video===

This short clip contains the only footage that exists.
<center>{{#ev:youtube|cl2LUzQYQMM}}</center>

==Date conversation transcript==

''See [[Emily Date Conversation Transcript]].''

==Post-date conversation transcript==

'''Clyde:''' Sorry.
 '''Chris:''' What's up?
 '''Emily:''' I think we need to talk.
 '''Chris:''' Okay.
 '''Emily:''' Becau— It's not me, Chris. It's you. And, you know, I was just thinking about yesterday. I really didn't appreciate you, like, [[Megan|touching]] me all the time.
 '''Chris:''' I'm sorry, what?
 '''Emily:''' I di— I didn't appreciate you, like, constantly touching me, okay? You'd, like, just met me, and you were touching me constantly.
 '''Chris:''' Oh. I'm sorry.
 '''Emily:''' [''interrupting''] I mean, you should never do that to a woman on, like, you know, one that you just met. And especially when you try, like... You tried to kiss me, okay? That's not right at all.
 '''Chris:''' I'm so sorry, I was a little nervous. I was nervous, a little bit.
 '''Emily:''' Why would you try to kiss somebody when— If you're nervous? I mean, I thought, like, people would be nervous and ''not'' try to kiss somebody.
 '''Chris:''' I don't—
 '''Emily:''' But anyways. Let me tell you about—
 '''Chris:''' Anyway.
 '''Emily:''' You'll probably ne— You'll probably never hear from me again, Chris, because The Pickle Man was just— He was a perfect gentleman, okay? He, like, took me out on a date and paid for my movie, and, like, since he kept his hands off of me, he got, like, a little extra ''extra'' from me, and that could have been you, Chris. Okay? So— And then he took me to meet Clyde, and Clyde's, like, a perfect gentleman as well. So, I'm going to be living in his mansion from now on.
 '''Chris:''' Hmm... Anyway, did you get back to West Virginia okay?
 '''Emily:''' Yeah. Well, I didn't exactly go back to West Virginia; I'm going to be living with Clyde now, with, uh, with [[Julie]], and [[Blanca]], and [[Sarah]], and everyone else, Chris. Do you understand?
 '''Chris:''' I see.
 '''Emily:''' Like, like, since... You don't understand, like, all the women that you've mistreated in the past, they're living with Clyde because he is rehabilitating them.
 '''Chris:''' Hmm... I see... [''pause''] Well, I don't know what to say.
 '''Emily:''' So, do you have anything else to say?
 '''Chris:''' Umm... Well, this is the, uh... Well, uh, all I can say is, uh, I’m sorry about if you feel— If you feel— If I— That if I mistreated you, and, uh, somewhat, if you— If you felt like I, uh, did wrong.
 '''Emily:''' Because I don't know why— Why you have, like against, like, these men in the...pickle suits or whatever. Because he was just a guy in a pickle suit. I don’t understand, like, what was so, like, threatening about him. And apparently, you, like, called the cops on him? I mean, what did he do wrong? How you gotta report him? Saying that, like, a guy in a pickle suit's, like, stole your date.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, well, I think in the past, uh, there, uh, yeah, Guy in The Pickle Suit posed as, uh, Blanca.
 '''Emily:''' But, I mean—
 '''Chris:''' And, uh...
 '''Emily:''' You, like, didn’t know this guy, and you’re already passing judgment on him, and you’re already, like… You passed judgment on thi— On Clyde, okay? Clyde’s like, the nicest guy ever, okay? He is, like… He is gonna be, like, taking care of me for the rest of the li— Rest of my life. ‘Cause he is loaded with cash.
 '''Chris:''' Hmm...
 '''Emily:''' Hence why his last name is "Cash".
 '''Chris:''' I see. Well, anyway, uh, if that’s what you want, uh, I can’t, uh, force you or anyth— Or anything else. So, uh—
 '''Emily:''' But, Chris, you should be careful [''Chris overlapping, indistinct'']. But you should be careful, Chris, on, like, all the women that you encounter, you better make sure that you treat them properly, do not touch them on the first date; [[Women's rights|don’t try to fucking kiss them]], and, you know, you’ll have no problems, but if you do, you know, the pickle men will come and take them away, and take them to Clyde, and he is gonna take care of them for the rest of their lives as well.
 '''Chris:''' I see. Alright. Okay. Alright, well, you— You take care of yourself.
 '''Clyde:''' Hey, why don't you take care of yourself, too, Chris, okay?
 '''Chris:''' Uh, yeah. Okay. Bye-bye.

''For the second part of this audio, which is unrelated to Emily, see [[Hooker_incident|The Hooker Incident]].''

==Hindsight==
On 17 [[April 2009]], a [[white knight]]/counter-troll named Harbal revealed to Chris by email that Emily was a troll and that she wore a wire during her date with Chris. In said email, Chris was also directed to audios of his conversations with Emily on the website of [[The Miscreants]].<ref>[[White knight E-mails#17 April 2009 — Harbal]]</ref> On 31 [[August 2009]], Chris mentioned learning from the The Miscreants's website that Emily wore a wire during their date,<ref>[[Kacey Call 24]]</ref> suggesting that he did not ignore Harbal's email.

An individual named Emily is referred to in several chats from the [[Vanessa Saga]]. During [[Vanessa AIM Chat 6]], [[Vanessa AIM Chat 8]] and [[Vanessa AIM Chat 9]] (conducted on 21, 27 and 30 [[April 2009]] respectively) Chris was simultaneously instant messaging this Emily and chatting with [[Joshua Martinez]] (posing as [[Vanessa Hudgens]]). In Vanessa AIM Chat 8, Chris mentions having met this Emily and also says that she has a bodyguard (the reason for this is not specified). It is unknown whether or not this Emily is the same person as the Emily who met Chris in Charlottesville Fashion Square.

All the references to the Emily from the Vanessa saga came after Harbal's email. Therefore, if we assume that two Emilys are indeed the same, an explanation is needed as to why Chris continued being in contact with her despite Harbal's warning. It may that be it took a while for Chris to come to terms with the information that was sent to him. Harbal also told Chris that Ivy was a troll, and yet Chris continued being in contact with her afterwards.<ref>[[For My Sweetest Ivy]]</ref>

Emily may have been referenced by Chris In [[Sonichu 9#Episode 19: Date Ed (Even Though the Idea Sounds Dated)|episode 19]] of [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]. The [[dating education]] class on which the story focuses has a student named Emily Ryan and a student named Fred Shiflet, whose last name is the same as that of Emily. In the final exam of Date Ed Fred gets a 91 and Emily gets an 82.<ref>''[[Sonichu 9]]'', pp. [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_5 5], [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_29 29]/</ref> Emily and Fred receiving good grades might suggest that Chris's view of Emily was not completely negative when he made episode 19.

On the other had, in the [[CWCipedia]] article [[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts]], which Chris wrote on 19-20 [[April 2010]],<ref>See the articles's [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Gal-Pals_and_Past_Sweethearts&action=history revision history].</ref> Emily name is nowhere mentioned. The discrepancy might be explained by the fact that episode 19 was finished on 12 [[April 2009]],<ref>[[CWC Update 12 April 2009]]</ref> prior to Harbal's email, while Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts was written long afterwards.

==References==
<references/>

==External links==
* [http://www.mediafire.com/?gng0nnylr15nd3a Post-date Conversations]

{{Sweethearts}}

[[Category:Sweethearts]]
[[Category:Trolls]]

I AM STRONG

2014-06-10T23:59:49Z

Skip Teppins: /* Transcript */

"'''11012009 I AM STRONG'''" is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 1 [[November 2009]] in which he acts like he has muscles.

He also got a [[hair]]cut. [[Barbara Chandler|Chris's mom]] decided to go with the "elderly lesbian" look, as opposed to Chris's recent [[For Chris II|middle-aged manchild]] look. Also, notice Chris's profuse sweating. For his sake, we can only assume that he's trying his best to speak like a professional wrestler, even though he ends up sounding like [[Wikipedia:Kermit the Frog|Kermit the Frog]] with a sore throat.

The purpose of this video is vague, though it is likely that this video is an attempt to scare [[Clyde Cash]], whom Chris thinks is scared of flexing and talking in a funny voice.

== Video ==

{{Infobox/video
| name = I AM STRONG
| video = {{#ev:youtube|MmFtocrcDjM}}
| stardate = 1 [[November 2009]]
| subject = {{Power|text}}
| saga = {{Clyde|text}}
| shirt = {{BlueLogoShirt|text}}
| previous = [[Greetings to Kacey's folks]]
| next = [[Twin Falling Towers]]
}}

{{quote|I AM THE STRONG, BUFF ONE!}}

=== Transcript ===
[[Image:Strong_Man.jpg|thumb|THIS IS WHAT CHRIS ACTUALLY BELIEVES.]]
[''Chris reaches away from the camera, as "Eye of the Tiger" begins to play. For several seconds, he flexes his jelly-like arms, grunting enthusiastically. He coughs briefly from the effort before launching into his rant.'']

[''Trying to sound tough; sounds more like [[Wikipedia:Kermit the Frog|Kermit the Frog]]''] You tink you're so tough... *Ahe-Hem!* [[Clyde is Weaker than Water|You think you're so tough]]? No you are not! You are weak!

[''Chris points at the camera mockingly, in the fashion of [[Wikipedia:Hulk Hogan|Hulk Hogan]], a gesture he repeats throughout the video.'']

Dis battle is far from-... this war is far from beyond over [[Clyde Cash|Mister Clyyyyyde]]! You got nothin'!

[''Chris holds out his fist, with the [[Amnyfest Ring]], in a menacing gesture.'']

YOU GOT NOTHIN'! You are weak and very powerless! I am the strong one! I AM STRONNNG! You back down! You... are a weakling! I AM THE STRONG, BUFF ONE! GRRRRR! ARRRRRRR!

[''Chris returns to posing and grunting until the video concludes.'']

==External links==
*<s>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcSV3GMNxBA I AM STRONG MAN], a prophetic fan music video from two days earlier (based on [[10112009]] and [[10122009]])</s> DELETED

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Greetings to Kacey's folks]]|nextlink=[[Twin Falling Towers]]|}}
{{Troll Videos}}
{{Power videos}}
{{Clyde Saga}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
[[Category: Chris-chan videos, November 2009| 2009-11-01]]
[[Category: Clyde Cash Saga videos| 2009-11-01]]

Evan

2014-06-08T21:52:56Z

Skip Teppins:

[[Image:Detailsonichurule34.png|thumb|200px|right|One of Evan's first pieces Sonichu art.]]

'''Evan Christopher George''' is a [[troll]] and the original creator of [[Simonchu]].

Rewind to [[2007]]: [[Sonichu]] was found on the Cartoons image board at [[4chan]]. It soon made its way over to the Video Games board. On 3 November, a "fanart" (read: dickgirls) thread for Sonichu was made at /v/ and someone suggested that someone there should do the honors of sending him the e-mails. Thinking it to be a good idea at the time, Evan collected the best images from the thread and a pornographic MS Paint comic he drew (pornographic MS Paint comics being his disgusting yet hilarious specialty to this very day) and sent it to [[Chris]]'s AOL e-mail account.

[[Masturbating and squirtin'|The reply]] he got shocked a nation.

The line "masturbating and squirtin'" was the first sign of Chris's more perverse side, and most hilarious of all was the angry drawing of Chris and Sonichu made for his response (an image ripped out of Sub-Episode 3<ref>http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/images/2/23/SchuComic4P24.jpg</ref>), with the words "We're Keeping Track." The [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page was initially made solely to house the responses Evan had been getting and the fanart he had been sending. Eventually Chris threatened to create Evan in ''[[Soul Calibur]] III'' and beat him up, much like he had [[Mary Lee Walsh]], and Evan sent him a drawing of himself just so he could create such a video. However, he never replied and largely forgot these e-mails even happened.

==After the e-mails==

After the emails, Evan remained a part of the Sonichu scene for some time. After initially drawing up fan art in MS Paint of the ''[[Ghostbusters]]'' car from the preview of [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], the image was actually used in the comic when it was officially released. Evan was oddly credited by his Encyclopedia Dramatica account name, implying that Chris got the image from ED. However, if he had any sense, he would've realized the same account was used to post those HATEFUL and SLANDEROUS e-mails that ruined his life.

[[Image:Simonchu by Evang y.png|thumb|150px|right|The awful fancharacter that eventually became [[Simonla|worse]].]]

Ironically, in spite of directly confessing multiple times that he was responsible for the Encyclopedia Dramatica articles due to the e-mails he had sent, Chris still blames [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] to this day.

{{anchor|Simonchu}}Eventually he thought it'd be funny to try and get a fan character into Sonichu, creating "Simonchu" due to his at-the-time addiction to ''Gurren Lagann''. This totally backfired on him as Chris turned it into [[mass debating|mass debate]] material, making Simonchu into the character [[Simonla Rosechu]].

==Effort to remove Simonla from ''Sonichu''==

For some time, Evan attempted to have [[Simonla Rosechu]] removed from the comics, stating anger at Simonla being given a [[china]] (which is sort of ironic considering that he gave [[Rosechu]] a [[pickle]], but Chris isn't clever enough to make that point). Christian decided he would include Simonchu in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]] after reading these e-mails, which would have lead to TWO shitty recolors running around instead of one less as intended--if Chris had actually included Simonchu.

[[Image:GDChandler.png|thumb|left|Another image from the ''Simonchu'' comics.]]

In a Mailbag Chris mentioned to a fan that Evan allowed him to edit Simonchu into Simonla.<ref>[[Mailbag 21]]</ref> Soon after, Evan sent an e-mail to Chris on the [[CWCipedia]], calling BS on that claim, only to be ignored.<ref>[[Mailbag 22]]</ref> Evan sent a second e-mail, demanding that, as his character, Simonla be killed off on-screen. Evan got a response, blankly informing him that Simonla was essentially Chris's character now, since he decided she would date [[Wild Sonichu]].<ref>[[Mailbag 26]]</ref>

Evan persisted in his actions to remove Simonla from the comic, his e-mails to the Mailbag either being answered bluntly or being entirely ignored. Chris insisted on what he called "The Brother/Sister Plan", stating he would put Simonchu into the comics as Simonla's brother. However, Evan protested this, not wanting TWO bastardizations of his character running around. The situation culminated in [[Mailbag 43#...Well,_this_is_disturbing!|an e-mail originally sent to enlighten Chris on the use of IP addresses]]. As a sidenote, Evan asked Chris to remove Simonla once more; Chris promptly retorted with a long-winded and completely bizarre statement:

{{quote|YOUR Simonchu came to [[Cwcville]] while I was holding a Town Meeting, came up to Simonla (Simonchu's Sister) while The True Wild Sonichu was with Her. Simonchu told Simonla that you wanted her back home as quickly as possible. Simonla REFUSED Heavily; She is Very Happy in Cwcville, VA, rather than the c***-shack known as "Ecgville"...

...Later, Simonchu reports to you that she refuses to return to you, and you realize that with MY G.D.C. Powers, you have to let it be and move on in peace in real life. I am the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Korea Great Director Chandler]!|Chris, [[Chris and reality|completely losing his grip on reality.]]}}

Ironically, earlier that day Chris uploaded an image to [[CWCipedia]] encouraging support for aid to the 2010 Haiti earthquake disaster, depicting Simonchu and Simonla working together to build a table. The construction of this table was so monumental that the two placed a plaque in front of it stating [[Chris and reality|"Rebuilt by the Brother/Sister Team of Simonla and Simonchu"]].

Unwilling to let him continue to use Simonchu as well as his "sister", Evan sent [[Mailbag 44#I want to see Simonla die so very badly|Chris another email]], warning him that it would be his last chance to remove both characters from the Haiti image and the comics. Chris states that, despite all her relatively obvious similarities to Simonchu, that Simonla is a "SEPARATE, INDIVIDUAL CHARACTER", and that Evan should stop [[stress|stressing out]] about it. Chris also claims that, although the character is based on Simonchu, the fact that he ''could'' have come up with her on his own basically amounts to her being an original character. Later, Chris would attempt to call a "retraction" and erase all evidence of Simonla ever being inspired by Simonchu, hoping that this would provide an easy escape to the problem. Of course, it didn't.

On [[I am Alive|6 February 2010]], Chris revealed that he was finally doing away with Simonla and removing her entry from the CWCipedia. However, this didn't please Evan, especially when Chris said he'd do it "later". In response, his lawyers had the CWCipedia slapped with a cease and desist notice to fully remove the character, forcing the Sysop to close the CWCipedia to edits. This resulted in Evan [[9 February 2010|destroying the undestroyable]].

On 14 [[February 2010]], Evan released two pages from [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] which he had received from Chris. The first page is essentially a written form of his apology videos to Alec and Evan, whilst the second page involves Simonla finally being killed, by way of an exploding toilet. While this conformed to Alec's wishes, Chris as usual refuses to admit total defeat, and implies Wild is out for "revenge."

==''Simonchu'' comic==

Evan used to work on ''Simonchu'', a comic series describing the adventures of Simonchu as Evan intended. It was hosted on the [[Asperpedia]], due to Evan entrusting the rights of Simonchu to Alec Benson Leary. Whether Chris's mysterious G.D.C. powers have taken their effect on Evan's free will remains to be seen.

After Chris finally killed off Simonla, Evan put the ''Simonchu'' comic on hold. Evan's stance on the possibility of more ''Simonchu'' comics is so far unknown.

==In the comics==
Evan appeared in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]: attempting to drop something on Simonla to kill her, he's stopped by [[Magi-Chan]] before he can. However, [[Alec Benson Leary]] ends up doing so, planting an exploding [[Pokémon#Voltorb|Voltorb]] in the toilet and killing Simonla. Evan is imprisoned along with Alec, [[Sean]] and [[Mao]] (Sean and Mao having done nothing to them) and given a biased show trial that predictably gets them sentenced to death. Evan is tortured to death (having his hands and feet amputated and his [[duck]] mutilated) by Wild and his new child, [[Sandy Rosechu]]. And since Evan is, according the rules of the CWC-verse, Sandy's grandfather, a whole new layer of disturbing is added to the whole thing.

In [[Book10Replacement|the revised ending]], Evan is instead exiled to the Amish community, where, without Internet access, he can no longer troll.

<center>
<gallery>
File:Evan responds to his death.png|Evan calls Chris out on death by genital mutilation.
File:Evan responds to his death2.png|More explanation why kids drill dicks
</gallery>
</center>

==References==
<references/>

{{trolls}}
{{people}}
[[Category:Trolls]]
[[Category:Asperchu Saga]]

Best Buy

2014-06-08T04:46:44Z

Skip Teppins: /* Chris rips off Best Buy */

{{taxpayermoney}}

[[File:BestBuy CCville UBastard.jpg|thumb|right|The Charlottesville branch of Best Buy.]]
[[File:100 Classic Book Collection.jpg|thumb|right|Another entry in the long list of things Chris owns but will never use.]]

The '''Best Buy''' in [[Charlottesville]] is where Chris spends yet more of his [[tugboat]] money on games, [[PSN]] cards and other [[PS3]] accessories. On 22 [[September 2010]], [[Clyde Cash]] leaked a zip file loaded with Chris's Best Buy invoices. Much like his [[List of Chris's Adam & Eve purchases|sex store purchases]], Chris appears to prefer buying things which involve a discount or promotion.

== List of documented purchases ==
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
!align="left"|Date Purchased
!align="left"|Description
!align="left"|Type
!align="left"|Price
|-
|27 [[September 2009]]
|'''[[PlayStation Network]] Card ($20)'''
|Gamecard
|$15
|-
|6 [[October 2009]]
|'''PlayStation Network Card ($20)'''
|Gamecard
|$20
|-
|6 October 2009
|'''''[[Rock Band]] Unplugged'' - [[PSP]]'''
|PSP Game
|$29.99
|-
|6 October 2009
|'''Internal 500GB 2.5" SATA Hard Drive'''
|Hardware
|$99.99
|-
|6 October 2009
|
|Tax
|$6.50
|-
|14 October 2009
|'''PlayStation Network Card ($10)'''
|Gamecard
|$10
|-
|14 October 2009
|'''[[Wikipedia:The Haunted World of El Superbeasto|''The Haunted World of El Superbeasto'']]'''
|Blu-ray Disc
|$14.99
|-
|14 October 2009
|
|Tax
|$0.75
|-
|17 October 2009
|'''[[Wikipedia:Brütal Legend|''Brütal Legend'']] - [[PlayStation 3]]'''
|PS3 Game
|$59.99
|-
|17 October 2009
|'''PlayStation Network Card ($10)'''
|Gamecard
|$10
|-
|17 October 2009
|
|Tax
|$3
|-
|20 October 2009
|'''''[[Transformers]]: [[Wikipedia:Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen|Revenge of the Fallen]]'''''
|Blu-ray Disc
|$21.99
|-
|20 October 2009
|
|Tax
|$1.10
|-
|29 October 2009
|'''PlayStation Network Card ($10)'''
|Gamecard
|$10
|-
|6 [[November 2009]]
|'''PlayStation Network Card ($10)'''
|Gamecard
|$10
|-
|6 November 2009
|'''PlayStation Network Card ($10)'''
|Gamecard
|$10
|-
|6 November 2009
|'''[[PlayStation Eye]] USB Camera for PlayStation 3'''
|Hardware
|$39.99
|-
|6 November 2009
|
|Tax
|$2
|-
|15 November 2009
|'''PlayStation Network Card ($10)'''
|Gamecard
|$10
|-
|22 November 2009
|'''''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' Collectible Art PlayStation Network Card ($20)'''
|Gamecard
|$5
|-
|24 November 2009
|'''PlayStation Network Card ($10)'''
|Gamecard
|$10
|-
|3 [[December 2009]]
|'''PlayStation Network Card ($10)'''
|Gamecard
|$10
|-
|3 December 2009
|'''PlayStation Network Card ($10)'''
|Gamecard
|$10
|-
|3 December 2009
|'''[[Nintendo]] Wii 2,000 Points Card'''
|Gamecard
|$19.99
|-
|3 December 2009
|'''Nintendo Wii 2,000 Points Card'''
|Gamecard
|$19.99
|-
|3 December 2009
|
|Tax
|$2
|-
|7 December 2009
|'''PlayStation Network Card ($10)'''
|Gamecard
|$10
|-
|8 December 2009
|'''''[[Wikipedia:Fairytale Fights|Fairytale Fights]]'''''
|PS3 Game
|$19.99
|-
|8 December 2009
|
|Tax
|$1
|-
|14 December 2009
|'''PlayStation Network Card ($10)'''
|Gamecard
|$10
|-
|16 December 2009
|'''''[[Wikipedia:Uncharted: Drake's Fortune|Uncharted: Drake's Fortune]]'' Greatest Hits'''
|PS3 Game
|$29.99
|-
|16 December 2009
|
|Tax
|$1.50
|-
|29 December 2009
|'''''[[Wikipedia:Saints Row 2|Saints Row 2]]'''''
|PS3 Game
|$2.99
|-
|29 December 2009
|'''''[[Wikipedia:Gran Turismo (PSP)|Gran Turismo]]''''' ([[PSP]])
|PSP Game
|$11.99
|-
|3 [[January 2010]]
|'''[[Wikipedia:Red Faction: Guerrilla|''Red Faction: Guerrilla'']]'''
|PS3 Game
|$19.99
|-
|3 January 2010
|
|Tax
|$1
|-
|4 January 2010
|'''[[Wikipedia:The Chronicles of Riddick: Assault on Dark Athena|''The Chronicles of Riddick: Assault on Dark Athena'']]'''
|PS3 Game
|$9.99
|-
|4 January 2010
|
|Tax
|$0.50
|-
|22 January 2010
|'''PlayStation Network Card ($10)'''
|Gamecard
|$5
|-
|24 January 2010
|'''PlayStation Network Card ($10)'''
|Gamecard
|$10
|-
|3 [[February 2010]]
|'''PlayStation Network Card ($20)'''
|Gamecard
|$15
|-
|4 February 2010
|'''Nintendo Wii 2,000 Points Card'''
|Gamecard
|$19.99
|-
|4 February 2010
|'''PlayStation Network Card ($10)'''
|Gamecard
|$10
|-
|3 [[March 2010]]
|'''SanDisk - 8GB Memory Stick PRO Duo Memory Card'''
|Hardware
|$34.99
|-
|3 March 2010
|'''PlayStation Network Card ($20)'''
|Gamecard
|$20
|-
|3 March 2010
|
|Tax
|$1.75
|-
|21 March 2010
|'''PlayStation Network Card ($20)'''
|Gamecard
|$20
|-
|23 March 2010
|'''PlayStation Network Card ($10)'''
|Gamecard
|$10
|-
|25 March 2010
|'''PlayStation Network Card ($50)'''
|Gamecard
|$30
|-
|11 [[April 2010]]
|'''PS-PS3-[[ModNation Racers|''MODNATION RACERS'']]''' (Pre-order)
|PS3 Game
|$5
|-
|11 April 2010
|
|Tax
|$0.25
|-
|25 April 2010
|'''PlayStation Network Card ($10)'''
|Gamecard
|$10
|-
|29 April 2010
|'''PlayStation Network Card ($10)'''
|Gamecard
|$10
|-
|3 May 2010
|'''PlayStation Network Card ($10)'''
|Gamecard
|$10
|-
|3 [[May 2010]]
|'''2GB SD Memory Card'''
|Hardware
|$9.99
|-
|3 May 2010
|
|Tax
|$0.50
|-
|10 May 2010
|'''PlayStation Network Card ($10)'''
|Gamecard
|$10
|-
|20 May 2010
|'''PlayStation Network Card ($10)'''
|Gamecard
|$10
|-
|3 [[June 2010]]
|'''[[Wikipedia:PNY Technologies|PNY]] 4GB Secure Digital High Capacity Memory Card - [[Homos|Pink]]'''
|Hardware
|$12.99
|-
|3 June 2010
|'''[[Wikipedia:WarioWare D.I.Y.|''WarioWare D.I.Y.'']]'''
|NDS Game
|$29.99
|-
|3 June 2010
|'''[[Wikipedia:Picross 3D|''Picross 3D'']]'''
|NDS Game
|$14.99
|-
|3 June 2010
|
|Tax
|$2.90
|-
|18 June 2010
|'''100 Classic Books '''
|NDS Game
|$14.99
|-
|18 June 2010
|
|Tax
|$0.75
|-
|2 [[July 2010]]
|'''[[Wikipedia:Nyko|Nyko]] - Zoom Case for Nintendo DSi'''
|Hardware
|$9.99
|-
|2 July 2010
|'''[[Wikipedia:System Flaw|''System Flaw'']]'''
|NDS Game
|$9.99
|-
|2 July 2010
|
|Tax
|$1
|-
|16 July 2010
|'''ModNation Racers'''
|[[PSP]] Game
|$19.99
|-
|16 July 2010
|
|Tax
|$1
|-
|30 July 2010
|'''PlayStation Network Card ($10)'''
|Gamecard
|$10
|-
|5 [[August 2010]]
|'''PlayStation Network Card ($10)'''
|Gamecard
|$10
|-
|5 August 2010
|'''PlayStation Network Card ($10)'''
|Gamecard
|$10
|-
|14 August 2010
|'''[[Netflix]] - 1-Month Gift Card'''
|Gamecard
|$8.99
|-
|6 [[September 2010]]
|'''Netflix - 1-Month Gift Card'''
|Gamecard
|$8.99
|-
|17 September 2010
|'''[[Chris and cinematography|
PS3 Eye Camera Mount]]'''
|Hardware
|$14.99
|-
|17 September 2010
|
|Tax
|$0.75
|-
|20 September 2010
|'''PlayStation Network Card ($10)'''
|Gamecard
|$10
|-
|20 September 2010
|'''[[Wikipedia:Silent Hill (film)#Home media|''Silent Hill'' - Widescreen]]'''
|DVD
|$3.99
|-
|20 September 2010
|'''[[Wikipedia:Resident Evil V|''Resident Evil 5'']] Gold Edition'''
|PS3 Game
|$29.99
|-
|20 September 2010
|
|Tax
|$1.70
|-
|1 [[October 2010]]
|'''Netflix - 1-Month Gift Card'''
|Gamecard
|$8.99
|-
|1 October 2010
|'''''[[Family Guy]]'': "[[Wikipedia:Partial Terms of Endearment|Partial Terms of Endearment]]"'''
|DVD
|$7.49
|-
|1 October 2010
|'''[[100 2279|''The Cleveland Show'': 1st Season]]'''
|DVD
|$22.49
|-
|1 October 2010
|
|Tax
|$1.50
|-
|17 October 2010
|'''[[Saw|''Saw VI'']]'''
|Blu-Ray Disc
|$9.99
|-
|17 October 2010
|
|Tax
|$0.50
|-
|26 October 2010
|'''PlayStation Network Card ($20)'''
|Gamecard
|$10
|-
|4 [[November 2010]]
|'''PlayStation Network Card ($10)'''
|Gamecard
|$10
|-
|4 November 2010
|'''Netflix - 1-Month Gift Card'''
|Gamecard
|$8.99
|-
|6 November 2010
|'''PlayStation Network Card ($20)'''
|Gamecard
|$15
|-
|22 November 2010
|'''PlayStation Network Card ($20)'''
|Gamecard
|$20
|-
|3 [[December 2010]]
|'''Netflix - 1-Month Gift Card'''
|Gamecard
|$8.99
|-
|3 December 2010
|'''[[Wikipedia:Bionic Commando (2009 video game)|''Bionic Commando'']]'''
|PS3 Game
|$9.99
|-
|3 December 2010
|'''[[Quizzes|''Buzz Quiz World'']]'''
|PS3 Game
|$9.99
|-
|3 December 2010
|
|Tax
|$1
|-
|24 December 2010
|'''PlayStation Network Card ($10)'''
|Gamecard
|$10
|-
|1 [[January 2011]]
|'''PlayStation Network Card ($50)'''
|Gamecard
|$50
|-
|1 January 2011
|'''[[Netflix]] - 1-Month Gift Card'''
|Gamecard
|$8.99
|-
|1 January 2011
|'''[[Wikipedia:Transformers: War for Cybertron|''Transformers: War for Cybertron'']]'''
|PS3 Game
|$29.99
|-
|1 January 2011
|
|Tax
|$1.50
|-
|10 January 2011
|'''PlayStation Network Card ($10)'''
|Gamecard
|$10
|-
|1 [[February 2011]]
|'''PlayStation Network Card ($10)'''
|Gamecard
|$10
|-
|3 February 2011
|'''Netflix - 1-Month Gift Card'''
|Gamecard
|$8.99
|-
|3 February 2011
|'''PS3-DC UNIVERSE ONLINE COLLECT '''
|PS3 Game
|$99.99
|-
|3 February 2011
|
|Tax
|$5
|-
|7 February 2011
|'''PlayStation Network Card ($10)'''
|Gamecard
|$10
|-
|13 February 2011
|'''[[Wikipedia:Saw 3D|''Saw 3D'']]'''
|Blu-Ray Disc
|$13.99
|-
|13 February 2011
|
|Tax
|$0.70
|-
|17 February 2011
|'''PlayStation Network Card ($20)'''
|Gamecard
|$1.19
|-
|17 February 2011
|'''''[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]]'': Volume 7'''
|DVD
|$1.50
|-
|17 February 2011
|
|Tax
|$0.28
|}

The grand total price of these documented items is [[Chris and money|$1,448.70]] (GB£928; Can$1,468; €1,120). $501.19 of this was spent on [[PSN]] cards, $59.97 on [[Nintendo]] Points, and $62.93 on [[Netflix]] gift cards. The invoices show that Chris spent around $776 at Best Buy during [[2009]], although around $200 of this in unaccounted for - and he may have spent more as it is not known when he opened his Rewards account. Chris has saved $75 of your tax dollars through discounts, which does little to redeem his largely frivolous spending habits. Chris spent a total of $656.85 at BestBuy in 2010.

There is a record for what appears to be a canceled transaction on 9 [[February 2010]], for a $19.99 [[Nintendo]] Wii 2,000 Points Card. It's possible that Chris's credit card was declined on this occasion, and the fact he didn't purchase anything from Best Buy for nearly a month after would indicate that this was the case.

=== Chris rips off Best Buy ===
In his [[Jackie_E-mails_15|e-mails with Jackie]], Chris talks about working a scam that's long been popular among unscrupulous gamers: buy a game at a discount (in this case a $20 copy of ''[[Wikipedia:Borderlands (video game)|Borderlands]]'' at [[Wikipedia:Toys "R" Us|Toys R Us]]) and return it to a different chain store that has yet to discount the game (in this case Best Buy, which gave Chris $40 and change in store credit for the return). Although this may seem smart by Chris's standards, he immediately spent the trade-in credit and $3 in cash on more games, DVDs, and [[PSN]] trinkets.

=== Gas Chris wasted driving to Best Buy ===
Below are some rough calculations about how much gas Chris has wasted with his trips to Best Buy. The actual amount spent is likely more, as he may drive there regularly to browse or [[Hexbox#HEXBox hatred in public|kick da HEXBox]] without spending any money. While Chris has [[Mumble 10|previously mentioned]] that [[Barb|his mother]] pays for his gas, it doesn't change the fact that money was spent on gas that was ultimately wasted by Chris.
{| cellspacing="2" align="center" width="50%" style="text-align: center;"
|-
|align="right"|Driving distance to Best Buy [[Charlottesville]]
|11.7 miles
|19 km
|-
|align="right"|Miles driven per trip
|23.4 miles
|38 km
|-
|align="right"|Estimated city MPG of [[Son-Chu]]
|23 MPG <ref>Assuming it ran like new, which it probably didn't. http://www.fueleconomy.gov/m/GetAuto.jsp?year=1994&make=Ford&model=Escort%20Wagon&id=null</ref>
|10.2 L/100km
|-
|align="right"|Estimated gas price in Virginia
|$2.60/gal.
|69¢/L
|-
|align="right"|'''Number of trips we know Chris made'''
|57
|
|-
|align="right"|'''Total distance travelled'''
|1,333.8 miles
|2,166 km
|-
|align="right"|'''Total gas used'''
|57.99 gallons
|219.52 litres
|-
|colspan="3"|'''Total value of gas Chris wasted on trips to Best Buy: $150.77'''
|}

== Chris's dealings with Best Buy support ==
Included in the leaked documents were the contents of a support email Chris sent to Best Buy, regarding a "10 Dollar Certificate" which had been redeemed without his consent. While Chris got a pretty standard response to his email, we once again get a glimpse of what happens when you come between a manchild and his [[Monthly tugboat|free money]].
{{EmailReply|Original Message Follows:
------------------------
FirstName 
CHRISTIAN 
LastName 
CHANDLER 
Email 
CHRISCHANSONICHU@AOL.COM 
MemberID 
0400450047 
Reason for Contact 
Status 
Question or Concern 
I had just logged onto My RewardZone account on the 21st of December to check on
it, only to find my Points had been redeemed for a 10 Dollar Certificate WITHOUT
my approval or Personal Action. It shows that the points were redeemed and the
certificated printed on the 20th; I did not log in on the 20th at all. I think
someone got into my account and redeemed my points and printed the certificate.I
WANT MY 10 DOLLAR CERTIFICATE!Please respond quickly. Thank you.}}
{{Email|Christian,
I apologize for the confusion. Your account is set up to automatically issue a
certificate when you account reaches 250 points so it issued a $10 certificate
automatically on Sunday. There is a 3-5 wait before the certificates can be
printed so they will be ready on Friday.

Sorry for the inconvenience

Thank you for contacting Best Buy Reward Zone
Have a good day}}

== Attempted shoplifting ==

On 29 [[March 2014]], a report surfaced on the [[CWCki Forums]] saying that earlier that month Chris has been spotted trying to steal merchandise from Best Buy. The next day Chris denied the truthfulness of the report, but [[Kim]] confirmed that the attempted shoplifting had indeed occurred.<ref>[[March 2014 Facebook Posts#Rumour]]</ref>

==Sources==
<references />

==Links==
* [http://stores.bestbuy.com/860/ Charlottesville Best Buy website]

== Download ==
* [http://www.mediafire.com/?jqqje1258c603a9 Invoice .ZIP file]

{{Places}}

[[Category:Places]]
[[Category:Lists]]
[[Category:Video Games]]

2008-2013 Sales Listings

2014-06-01T21:32:35Z

Skip Teppins:

[[Image:Meat.jpg|thumb|[[Regina|Somebody]] gave him 30 dollars for this. No, we don't understand either.]]

[[Chris]] has a long, if not terribly successful, career '''selling things on [[eBay]]'''. This list attempts to catalog as many of his sales as possible, based on data hacked out of his e-mail accounts by [[Clyde Cash]] and others.

Most of what Chris sold is the sort of thing you would expect him to sell: old toys, old games, old electronics, [[Transformers]] crap and so forth. He also auctioned off a few antiques and knick-knacks, suggesting that his parents had him hock some of the junk cluttering up their house. (Alternatively, Chris might have nicked a couple of items off the top of his folks' enormous piles of garbage and tried to make money off them on his own.)

Chris employs a dogged selling strategy, relisting his items over and over and over, sometimes for as long as several months, regardless of whether they show any signs of selling at the listed price. While some of his items eventually sold this way for fairly decent money, others never did (like the George Bush bobblehead he tried and failed to sell for almost five months) and Chris racked up an impressive tab for listing fees in the process.

It seems as if Chris's items began to sell with greater frequency towards the end of 2008, but it's entirely possible that this is evidence of [[trolls]] at work sabotaging his auctions.

Unsurprisingly, Chris is known to exaggerate the quality of his auctions (or to leave out important information unless prompted). A number of Chris's video game and "track pack" auctions were sold in eBay auctions... and Chris conveniently forgot to mention that the codes accompanying each disc were used and therefore useless (rendering the game far less valuable). More of Chris's classic "cleverness" at work.

Interestingly, Chris listed four [[HEXBox|Xbox]] games for sale on eBay, suggesting that his hatred for da HEX-Box came later.

On June 1st of 2014, Chris advertised on [[facebook|facebook]] that he was auctioning off an [[:Image:01June2014-Original_eBay_Drawing.jpg|original piece]] of artwork for the first time ever. He was cautious however, and edited the upload of the art on the ebay page, explaining that it was to prevent forgery.

Chris managed to raise [[Chris and money|over $1,100]] via his eBay sales.

==Chris's eBay sales==
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
!align="left"|Item
!align="left"|Date Listed
!align="right"|Weeks Listed
!align="right"|Sold?
|-
|1:24 scale RARE [[Wikipedia:Ford_Mustang_(first_generation)#1964.E2.80.931966|'66 Mustang]] SHELBYGT350 BLKGOLD MUS.MAC.
|28 July 2008
|4
|No
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Chevrolet_Camaro_(first_generation)#1968|1968 Chevrolet Camaro]] SS 1/24 PRO RODZ MAISTO RODZ4LIFE
|28 July 2008
|4
|No
|-
|[[Wikipedia:21 (film)|''21'']] ([[2008]], Blu-ray Disc)
|26 December 2008
|2
|No
|-
|[[Wikipedia:88 Minutes|''88 Minutes'']] ([[2008]], Blu-ray Disc)
|26 December 2008
|2
|No
|-
|[[Wikipedia:AC/DC|AC/DC]] Live: ''[[Rock Band]]'' track pack ([[PlayStation 3]])
|3 December 2008
|2
|$39.99
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:AC/DC|AC/DC]] - No Bull'': Director's Cut DVD
|3 December 2008
|3
|$14.99
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Dungeons & Dragons|Dungeons & Dragons]] [[Wikipedia:Gateway to the Savage Frontier|''Gateway to the Savage Frontier'']]
|2 August 2008
|3
|$39.99
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Dungeons & Dragons|Dungeons & Dragons]] [[Wikipedia:Secret of the Silver Blades|''Secret of the Silver Blades'']]
|2 August 2008
|4
|No
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Dungeons & Dragons|Dungeons & Dragons]] [[Wikipedia:Champions of Krynn|''Champions of Krynn'']]
|2 August 2008
|4
|No
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Dungeons & Dragons|Dungeons & Dragons]] [[Wikipedia:Curse of the Azure Bonds|''Curse of the Azure Bonds'']]
|2 August 2008
|4
|No
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Dungeons & Dragons|Dungeons & Dragons]] [[Wikipedia:Death Knights of Krynn|''Death Knights of Krynn'']]
|2 August 2008
|4
|No
|-
|Blue B/W [[Wikipedia:VideoNow|VideoNow]] Player with [[Wikipedia:The Fairly OddParents|''The Fairly OddParents'']] [[Wikipedia:PVD Disc|PVD]]
|28 May 2008
|13
|No
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Call of Duty 2: Big Red One|''Call of Duty 2: Big Red One'']] ([[Xbox]])
|28 July 2008
|4
|No
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Cinderella (1994 film)|Cinderella]]'' ([[1995]], VHS)
|15 July 2008
|6
|No
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay|The Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay]]'' ([[Xbox]])
|28 July 2008
|4
|No
|-
|[[A Public Announcement for Congress|Commander-in-Chief]] [[George Bush]] [[Wikipedia:Bobblehead|Bobblehead]]
|23 April 2008
|19
|No
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Commodore 64|Commodore 64]], new in box
|23 April 2008
|1
|$39.99
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Diddy Kong Racing|''Diddy Kong Racing'']] ([[Nintendo 64]])
|2 August 2008
|8
|$9.99
|-
|Disney [[Wikipedia:Brother Bear|''Brother Bear'']] Koda 7" [[Toys|plush]]
|14 April 2008
|5
|$9.99
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Driv3r|''Driv3r'']] ([[Xbox]])
|28 July 2008
|4
|No
|-
|[[Best Buy|Dynex]] glossy 4"x6" photo paper
|5 May 2008
|14
|No
|-
|[[Best Buy|Dynex]] [[Chris and camerawork|Mini Tripod]]
|5 May 2008
|1
|No
|-
|Fully functional [[Wikipedia:Cybiko#Cybiko_Xtreme|Cybiko Xtreme]] PDA
|14 June 2008
|3
|$14.99
|-
|Fully functional [[Wikipedia:Cybiko#Cybiko_Xtreme|Cybiko Xtreme]] PDA
|8 July 2008
|8
|No
|-
|[[Obesity|Garfield]] "Boat Joke" Glass Mug [[McDonald's]]
|15 July 2008
|6
|No
|-
|Genuine Diamond Quartz [[Barb|Lady]]'s Black Leather Wrist Watch
|25 April 2008
|11
|$24.99
|-
|[[Toys|G.I. Joe]] [[George W. Bush|Colin Powell]] [[1998]] Classic Collection MIB
|23 April 2008
|11
|$39.99
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Grand Theft Auto III|''Grand Theft Auto III''']] ([[PlayStation 2]])
|28 July 2008
|4
|No
|-
|Grass Gator EXTRA Heavy Duty Replacement Head No.4650
|28 May 2008
|1
|$14.99
|-
|''[[Guitar Hero]]'' (game only) ([[PlayStation 2]])
|8 August 2008
|3
|No
|-
|''[[Guitar Hero]]'' collectible harmonica, mint in box
|12 July 2008
|8
|$9.99
|-
|''[[Harry Potter]] and the Sorcerer's Stone'' ([[PlayStation]])
|2 April 2008
|3
|No
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Hayes Microcomputer Products|Hayes]] 1200B Smartmodem 1200B Modem
|23 June 2008
|16
|$59.99
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Hot Wheels|Hot Wheels]] Tunerz 1:24 FORD SVT Lightning Concept
|28 July 2008
|4
|No
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Jada Toys|Jada]] 1/24 import racer [[Wikipedia:Nissan 240SX|Nissan 240SX]] Candy red
|28 July 2008
|4
|No
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Jada Toys|Jada]] Dub City [[2002]] [[Wikipedia:Cadillac_Escalade#Escalade_EXT|Cadillac Escalade EXT]]
|28 July 2008
|4
|No
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Lair (video game)Lair]]'' (PlayStation 3)
|12 January 2009
|2
|No
|-
|Leapfrog Leapster Pink without AC
|2 August 2008
|2
|$29.99
|-
|Maisto G Ridez 1:24 [[Wikipedia:Volkswagen Beetle|Volkswagen Beetle]] die-cast car
|28 July 2008
|5
|No
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Marvel Super Hero Squad|Marvel Super Hero Squad]]'' [[Wikipedia:Galactus|Galactus]] (loose)
|14 April 2008
|19
|No
|-
|[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force|Meatwad's Shredwad]] ''[[Rock Band]]'' [[Guitar]] for [[PS3]]
|15 September 2009
|1
|$29.99
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Men in Black (film)|''Men In Black'']] (2008, Blu-ray Disc)
|26 December 2008
|2
|No
|-
|MiJam Flower MP3 Ornament Accessory
|28 May 2008
|12
|No
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Mortal Kombat Mythologies: Sub-Zero|''Mortal Kombat Mythologies: Sub-Zero'']] ([[Nintendo 64]])
|15 July 2008
|6
|$9.99
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Celebrity Deathmatch (video game)|Celebrity Deathmatch]]'' ([[Xbox]])
|28 July 2008
|4
|No
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Oops!... I Did It Again|Oops!... I Did It Again]]'' - [[Britney Spears]] (CD [[2000]])
| 30 April 2008
|12
|$9.99
|-
|Perfectly working [[PSOne]] with ''[[Harry Potter]]'' game
|25 April 2008
|10
|$24.99
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Philips|Philips]] [[PSP]]-1000 Micro FM Transmitter
|13 May 2008
|5
|$14.99
|-
|[[PlayStation One]] [[Wikipedia:DualShock|DualShock]] Analog Controler
|18 July 2008
|2
|$14.99
|-
|[[PlayStation One]] [[Wikipedia:DualShock|DualShock]] Analog Controler'''
|2 August 2008
|1
|$14.99
|-
|[[PlayStation One]] [[Wikipedia:DualShock|DualShock]] Analog Controler
|7 August 2008
|1
|$14.99
|-
|Playtronix Chip the Talking Golf Bag Batteries Included
|2 August 2008
|3
|$19.99
|-
|Plush Winter [[Wikipedia:Eeyore|Eeyore]] Disney Store doll
|14 April 2008
|11
|$9.99
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Pokémon Snap|Pokémon Snap]] ([[Nintendo 64]])
|2 August 2008
|9
|$9.99
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Pokémon Stadium|Pokémon Stadium]] ([[Nintendo 64]])
|2 August 2008
|8
|$9.99
|-
|[[High school|Prom Night]] (2008, Blu-ray Disc)
|26 December 2008
|2
|No
|-
|[[Transformers|Prowl Vs. Lockdown]] Combo Pack
|7 April 2009
|1
|No
|-
|[[PS3]] ''[[Guitar Hero]] 3'' [[Wikipedia:Gibson Guitar Corporation|Gibson]] [[Guitar]]
|15 September 2009
|1
|$61.00
|-
|[[PSOne]] AC adaptor
|15 July 2008
|7
|No
|-
|[[Wikipedia:National Geographic Wild|''Relentless Enemies'']] ([[2007]], Blu-ray Disc)
|7 June 2008
|7
|$19.99
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Seagate Technology|Seagate]] ST96812AS-RK 60 GB SATA hard drive
|4 November 2008
|7
|$39.99
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Sonic X|Sonic X]]'' [[Punchy|Knuckles]] 9" action figure
|14 April 2008
|7
|$9.99
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Sonic X|Sonic X]]'' [[Homos|Tails]] 9" figure
|14 April 2008
|14
|$9.99
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Sony|Sony]] HDTV remote RM-AAP021
|16 December 2008
|1
|$24.99
|-
|[[Sony PlayStation]] - Game console - light gray
|4 November 2008
|1
|No
|-
|[[Sony PlayStation]] bundle with [[Wikipedia:Gran Turismo 2|''Gran Turismo 2'']] and [[Wikipedia:Mortal Kombat Mythologies: Sub-Zero|''Mortal Kombat Mythologies: Sub-Zero'']]
|18 July 2008
|6
|No
|-
|[[Sony PlayStation]] bundle with [[Wikipedia:Gran Turismo 2|''Gran Turismo 2'']], [[Wikipedia:Mortal Kombat Mythologies: Sub-Zero|''Mortal Kombat Mythologies: Sub-Zero'']] and ''WWF''
|11 November 2008
|5
|$45.99
|-
|[[Sony PlayStation]] with ''[[Wikipedia:Frogger 3D|Frogger 3D]]''
|19 July 2008
|3
|No
|-
|[[Sony PlayStation]] with ''Mobil1 Rally'' and ''Champ Motocross''
|10 August 2008
|4
|$45.99
|-
|[[PSP of Fail|Sony PSP]] - Handheld game system - piano black
|3 May 2009
|1
|No
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Sony|Sony]] RM-YD010 remote control
|16 December 2008
|1
|$19.99
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Street Fighter IV|Street Fighter IV]]'' [[Wikipedia:Ryu (Street Fighter)|Ryu]] C.E. [[PS3]] figurine *RARE*
|5 March 2009
|1
|$17.50
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Street Fighter IV|Street Fighter IV]]'' [[Wikipedia:Ryu (Street Fighter)|Ryu]] C.E. [[PS3]] figurine *RARE*
|7 April 2009
|1
|$19.99
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Super Mario 64|''Super Mario 64'']] ([[Nintendo 64]])
|15 July 2008
|1
|$15.50
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Texas Instruments|Texas Instruments]] TI-99/4A home computer NIB
|23 April 2008
|3
|$49.99
|-
|''[[Transformers]]'' ([[2007]], DVD)
|1 May 2008
|12
|$14.99
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Transformers (film)|''Transformers'']] with Final Battle [[Wikipedia:Jazz (Transformers)|Jazz]] [[Wikipedia:Pontiac Solstice|Pontiac Solstice]]
|2 April 2008
|4
|No
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Transformers Animated|Transformers Animated]]'' [[Wikipedia:Optimus Prime|Optimus Prime]] vs. [[Wikipedia:Megatron|Megatron]] figures
|23 June 2008
|4
|$19.99
|-
|[[Transformers]] [[Wikipedia:Cybertron|Cybertron]]/''[[Wikipedia:Transformers: Cybertron|Transformers: Cybertron]]'' [[Wikipedia:Starscream|Starscream]] (loose)
|14 April 2008
|1
|$39.99
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Transformers: Energon|''Transformers: Energon'']] [[Wikipedia:Megatron|Megatron]]
|14 April 2008
|18
|$24.99
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Vantage Point (film)|Vantage Point]]'' ([[2008]], Blu-ray Disc)
|26 December 2008
|2
|No
|-
|Vintage [[Nintendo|NES]] [[Wikipedia:Gamepad#Nintendo_Entertainment_System.2FFamily_Computer|joypad]]
|14 April 2008
|6
|$19.99
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Wedgwood|Wedgwood]] [[Wikipedia:Pennines|Pennine]] brown plate, rare and retro
|15 July 2008
|6
|No
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Western Digital|Western Digital]] Scorpio™ WD1200BEVS 120 GB SATA Hard Disk Drive
|4 November 2008
|7
|$79.99
|-
|Willitts [[1987]] Carousel Memories HTF Two Horse Plate
|14 April 2008
|8
|No
|-
|kre-o micro changers Series 1, 12 piece set complete
|18 September 2013
|1
|No
|-
|Antonio Stradiuarius Copy Faciebat Anno 1721 Violin/Fiddle With Case And Bow
|28 May 2014
|1
|Not yet
|-
|[[:Image:01June2014-Original_eBay_Drawing.jpg|Original Sonichu and Rosechu Drawing]], signed
|1 June 2014
|1
|Not yet
|-
|colspan="3"|Total
|$1,115.59
|}

==See also==
*[[eBay]]

{{Lists}}
[[Category:Lists]]

2008-2013 Sales Listings

2014-06-01T20:59:02Z

Skip Teppins:

[[Image:Meat.jpg|thumb|[[Regina|Somebody]] gave him 30 dollars for this. No, we don't understand either.]]

[[Chris]] has had a long, if not terribly successful, career '''selling things on [[eBay]]'''. This list attempts to catalog as many of his sales as possible, based on data hacked out of his e-mail accounts by [[Clyde Cash]] and others.

Most of what Chris sold is the sort of thing you would expect him to sell: old toys, old games, old electronics, [[Transformers]] crap and so forth. He also auctioned off a few antiques and knick-knacks, suggesting that his parents had him hock some of the junk cluttering up their house. (Alternatively, Chris might have nicked a couple of items off the top of his folks' enormous piles of garbage and tried to make money off them on his own.)

Chris employs a dogged selling strategy, relisting his items over and over and over, sometimes for as long as several months, regardless of whether they show any signs of selling at the listed price. While some of his items eventually sold this way for fairly decent money, others never did (like the George Bush bobblehead he tried and failed to sell for almost five months) and Chris racked up an impressive tab for listing fees in the process.

It seems as if Chris's items began to sell with greater frequency towards the end of 2008, but it's entirely possible that this is evidence of [[trolls]] at work sabotaging his auctions.

Unsurprisingly, Chris is known to exaggerate the quality of his auctions (or to leave out important information unless prompted). A number of Chris's video game and "track pack" auctions were sold in eBay auctions... and Chris conveniently forgot to mention that the codes accompanying each disc were used and therefore useless (rendering the game far less valuable). More of Chris's classic "cleverness" at work.

Interestingly, Chris listed four [[HEXBox|Xbox]] games for sale on eBay, suggesting that his hatred for da HEX-Box came later.

Chris managed to raise [[Chris and money|over $1,100]] via his eBay sales.

==Chris's eBay sales==
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
!align="left"|Item
!align="left"|Date Listed
!align="right"|Weeks Listed
!align="right"|Sold?
|-
|1:24 scale RARE [[Wikipedia:Ford_Mustang_(first_generation)#1964.E2.80.931966|'66 Mustang]] SHELBYGT350 BLKGOLD MUS.MAC.
|28 July 2008
|4
|No
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Chevrolet_Camaro_(first_generation)#1968|1968 Chevrolet Camaro]] SS 1/24 PRO RODZ MAISTO RODZ4LIFE
|28 July 2008
|4
|No
|-
|[[Wikipedia:21 (film)|''21'']] ([[2008]], Blu-ray Disc)
|26 December 2008
|2
|No
|-
|[[Wikipedia:88 Minutes|''88 Minutes'']] ([[2008]], Blu-ray Disc)
|26 December 2008
|2
|No
|-
|[[Wikipedia:AC/DC|AC/DC]] Live: ''[[Rock Band]]'' track pack ([[PlayStation 3]])
|3 December 2008
|2
|$39.99
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:AC/DC|AC/DC]] - No Bull'': Director's Cut DVD
|3 December 2008
|3
|$14.99
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Dungeons & Dragons|Dungeons & Dragons]] [[Wikipedia:Gateway to the Savage Frontier|''Gateway to the Savage Frontier'']]
|2 August 2008
|3
|$39.99
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Dungeons & Dragons|Dungeons & Dragons]] [[Wikipedia:Secret of the Silver Blades|''Secret of the Silver Blades'']]
|2 August 2008
|4
|No
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Dungeons & Dragons|Dungeons & Dragons]] [[Wikipedia:Champions of Krynn|''Champions of Krynn'']]
|2 August 2008
|4
|No
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Dungeons & Dragons|Dungeons & Dragons]] [[Wikipedia:Curse of the Azure Bonds|''Curse of the Azure Bonds'']]
|2 August 2008
|4
|No
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Dungeons & Dragons|Dungeons & Dragons]] [[Wikipedia:Death Knights of Krynn|''Death Knights of Krynn'']]
|2 August 2008
|4
|No
|-
|Blue B/W [[Wikipedia:VideoNow|VideoNow]] Player with [[Wikipedia:The Fairly OddParents|''The Fairly OddParents'']] [[Wikipedia:PVD Disc|PVD]]
|28 May 2008
|13
|No
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Call of Duty 2: Big Red One|''Call of Duty 2: Big Red One'']] ([[Xbox]])
|28 July 2008
|4
|No
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Cinderella (1994 film)|Cinderella]]'' ([[1995]], VHS)
|15 July 2008
|6
|No
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay|The Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay]]'' ([[Xbox]])
|28 July 2008
|4
|No
|-
|[[A Public Announcement for Congress|Commander-in-Chief]] [[George Bush]] [[Wikipedia:Bobblehead|Bobblehead]]
|23 April 2008
|19
|No
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Commodore 64|Commodore 64]], new in box
|23 April 2008
|1
|$39.99
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Diddy Kong Racing|''Diddy Kong Racing'']] ([[Nintendo 64]])
|2 August 2008
|8
|$9.99
|-
|Disney [[Wikipedia:Brother Bear|''Brother Bear'']] Koda 7" [[Toys|plush]]
|14 April 2008
|5
|$9.99
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Driv3r|''Driv3r'']] ([[Xbox]])
|28 July 2008
|4
|No
|-
|[[Best Buy|Dynex]] glossy 4"x6" photo paper
|5 May 2008
|14
|No
|-
|[[Best Buy|Dynex]] [[Chris and camerawork|Mini Tripod]]
|5 May 2008
|1
|No
|-
|Fully functional [[Wikipedia:Cybiko#Cybiko_Xtreme|Cybiko Xtreme]] PDA
|14 June 2008
|3
|$14.99
|-
|Fully functional [[Wikipedia:Cybiko#Cybiko_Xtreme|Cybiko Xtreme]] PDA
|8 July 2008
|8
|No
|-
|[[Obesity|Garfield]] "Boat Joke" Glass Mug [[McDonald's]]
|15 July 2008
|6
|No
|-
|Genuine Diamond Quartz [[Barb|Lady]]'s Black Leather Wrist Watch
|25 April 2008
|11
|$24.99
|-
|[[Toys|G.I. Joe]] [[George W. Bush|Colin Powell]] [[1998]] Classic Collection MIB
|23 April 2008
|11
|$39.99
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Grand Theft Auto III|''Grand Theft Auto III''']] ([[PlayStation 2]])
|28 July 2008
|4
|No
|-
|Grass Gator EXTRA Heavy Duty Replacement Head No.4650
|28 May 2008
|1
|$14.99
|-
|''[[Guitar Hero]]'' (game only) ([[PlayStation 2]])
|8 August 2008
|3
|No
|-
|''[[Guitar Hero]]'' collectible harmonica, mint in box
|12 July 2008
|8
|$9.99
|-
|''[[Harry Potter]] and the Sorcerer's Stone'' ([[PlayStation]])
|2 April 2008
|3
|No
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Hayes Microcomputer Products|Hayes]] 1200B Smartmodem 1200B Modem
|23 June 2008
|16
|$59.99
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Hot Wheels|Hot Wheels]] Tunerz 1:24 FORD SVT Lightning Concept
|28 July 2008
|4
|No
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Jada Toys|Jada]] 1/24 import racer [[Wikipedia:Nissan 240SX|Nissan 240SX]] Candy red
|28 July 2008
|4
|No
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Jada Toys|Jada]] Dub City [[2002]] [[Wikipedia:Cadillac_Escalade#Escalade_EXT|Cadillac Escalade EXT]]
|28 July 2008
|4
|No
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Lair (video game)Lair]]'' (PlayStation 3)
|12 January 2009
|2
|No
|-
|Leapfrog Leapster Pink without AC
|2 August 2008
|2
|$29.99
|-
|Maisto G Ridez 1:24 [[Wikipedia:Volkswagen Beetle|Volkswagen Beetle]] die-cast car
|28 July 2008
|5
|No
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Marvel Super Hero Squad|Marvel Super Hero Squad]]'' [[Wikipedia:Galactus|Galactus]] (loose)
|14 April 2008
|19
|No
|-
|[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force|Meatwad's Shredwad]] ''[[Rock Band]]'' [[Guitar]] for [[PS3]]
|15 September 2009
|1
|$29.99
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Men in Black (film)|''Men In Black'']] (2008, Blu-ray Disc)
|26 December 2008
|2
|No
|-
|MiJam Flower MP3 Ornament Accessory
|28 May 2008
|12
|No
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Mortal Kombat Mythologies: Sub-Zero|''Mortal Kombat Mythologies: Sub-Zero'']] ([[Nintendo 64]])
|15 July 2008
|6
|$9.99
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Celebrity Deathmatch (video game)|Celebrity Deathmatch]]'' ([[Xbox]])
|28 July 2008
|4
|No
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Oops!... I Did It Again|Oops!... I Did It Again]]'' - [[Britney Spears]] (CD [[2000]])
| 30 April 2008
|12
|$9.99
|-
|Perfectly working [[PSOne]] with ''[[Harry Potter]]'' game
|25 April 2008
|10
|$24.99
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Philips|Philips]] [[PSP]]-1000 Micro FM Transmitter
|13 May 2008
|5
|$14.99
|-
|[[PlayStation One]] [[Wikipedia:DualShock|DualShock]] Analog Controler
|18 July 2008
|2
|$14.99
|-
|[[PlayStation One]] [[Wikipedia:DualShock|DualShock]] Analog Controler'''
|2 August 2008
|1
|$14.99
|-
|[[PlayStation One]] [[Wikipedia:DualShock|DualShock]] Analog Controler
|7 August 2008
|1
|$14.99
|-
|Playtronix Chip the Talking Golf Bag Batteries Included
|2 August 2008
|3
|$19.99
|-
|Plush Winter [[Wikipedia:Eeyore|Eeyore]] Disney Store doll
|14 April 2008
|11
|$9.99
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Pokémon Snap|Pokémon Snap]] ([[Nintendo 64]])
|2 August 2008
|9
|$9.99
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Pokémon Stadium|Pokémon Stadium]] ([[Nintendo 64]])
|2 August 2008
|8
|$9.99
|-
|[[High school|Prom Night]] (2008, Blu-ray Disc)
|26 December 2008
|2
|No
|-
|[[Transformers|Prowl Vs. Lockdown]] Combo Pack
|7 April 2009
|1
|No
|-
|[[PS3]] ''[[Guitar Hero]] 3'' [[Wikipedia:Gibson Guitar Corporation|Gibson]] [[Guitar]]
|15 September 2009
|1
|$61.00
|-
|[[PSOne]] AC adaptor
|15 July 2008
|7
|No
|-
|[[Wikipedia:National Geographic Wild|''Relentless Enemies'']] ([[2007]], Blu-ray Disc)
|7 June 2008
|7
|$19.99
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Seagate Technology|Seagate]] ST96812AS-RK 60 GB SATA hard drive
|4 November 2008
|7
|$39.99
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Sonic X|Sonic X]]'' [[Punchy|Knuckles]] 9" action figure
|14 April 2008
|7
|$9.99
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Sonic X|Sonic X]]'' [[Homos|Tails]] 9" figure
|14 April 2008
|14
|$9.99
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Sony|Sony]] HDTV remote RM-AAP021
|16 December 2008
|1
|$24.99
|-
|[[Sony PlayStation]] - Game console - light gray
|4 November 2008
|1
|No
|-
|[[Sony PlayStation]] bundle with [[Wikipedia:Gran Turismo 2|''Gran Turismo 2'']] and [[Wikipedia:Mortal Kombat Mythologies: Sub-Zero|''Mortal Kombat Mythologies: Sub-Zero'']]
|18 July 2008
|6
|No
|-
|[[Sony PlayStation]] bundle with [[Wikipedia:Gran Turismo 2|''Gran Turismo 2'']], [[Wikipedia:Mortal Kombat Mythologies: Sub-Zero|''Mortal Kombat Mythologies: Sub-Zero'']] and ''WWF''
|11 November 2008
|5
|$45.99
|-
|[[Sony PlayStation]] with ''[[Wikipedia:Frogger 3D|Frogger 3D]]''
|19 July 2008
|3
|No
|-
|[[Sony PlayStation]] with ''Mobil1 Rally'' and ''Champ Motocross''
|10 August 2008
|4
|$45.99
|-
|[[PSP of Fail|Sony PSP]] - Handheld game system - piano black
|3 May 2009
|1
|No
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Sony|Sony]] RM-YD010 remote control
|16 December 2008
|1
|$19.99
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Street Fighter IV|Street Fighter IV]]'' [[Wikipedia:Ryu (Street Fighter)|Ryu]] C.E. [[PS3]] figurine *RARE*
|5 March 2009
|1
|$17.50
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Street Fighter IV|Street Fighter IV]]'' [[Wikipedia:Ryu (Street Fighter)|Ryu]] C.E. [[PS3]] figurine *RARE*
|7 April 2009
|1
|$19.99
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Super Mario 64|''Super Mario 64'']] ([[Nintendo 64]])
|15 July 2008
|1
|$15.50
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Texas Instruments|Texas Instruments]] TI-99/4A home computer NIB
|23 April 2008
|3
|$49.99
|-
|''[[Transformers]]'' ([[2007]], DVD)
|1 May 2008
|12
|$14.99
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Transformers (film)|''Transformers'']] with Final Battle [[Wikipedia:Jazz (Transformers)|Jazz]] [[Wikipedia:Pontiac Solstice|Pontiac Solstice]]
|2 April 2008
|4
|No
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Transformers Animated|Transformers Animated]]'' [[Wikipedia:Optimus Prime|Optimus Prime]] vs. [[Wikipedia:Megatron|Megatron]] figures
|23 June 2008
|4
|$19.99
|-
|[[Transformers]] [[Wikipedia:Cybertron|Cybertron]]/''[[Wikipedia:Transformers: Cybertron|Transformers: Cybertron]]'' [[Wikipedia:Starscream|Starscream]] (loose)
|14 April 2008
|1
|$39.99
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Transformers: Energon|''Transformers: Energon'']] [[Wikipedia:Megatron|Megatron]]
|14 April 2008
|18
|$24.99
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Vantage Point (film)|Vantage Point]]'' ([[2008]], Blu-ray Disc)
|26 December 2008
|2
|No
|-
|Vintage [[Nintendo|NES]] [[Wikipedia:Gamepad#Nintendo_Entertainment_System.2FFamily_Computer|joypad]]
|14 April 2008
|6
|$19.99
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Wedgwood|Wedgwood]] [[Wikipedia:Pennines|Pennine]] brown plate, rare and retro
|15 July 2008
|6
|No
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Western Digital|Western Digital]] Scorpio™ WD1200BEVS 120 GB SATA Hard Disk Drive
|4 November 2008
|7
|$79.99
|-
|Willitts [[1987]] Carousel Memories HTF Two Horse Plate
|14 April 2008
|8
|No
|-
|kre-o micro changers Series 1, 12 piece set complete
|18 September 2013
|1
|No
|-
|Antonio Stradiuarius Copy Faciebat Anno 1721 Violin/Fiddle With Case And Bow
|28 May 2014
|1
|Not yet
|-
|Original Sonichu And Rosechu Drawing, signed
|1 June 2014
|1
|Not yet
|-
|colspan="3"|Total
|$1,115.59
|}

==See also==
*[[eBay]]

{{Lists}}
[[Category:Lists]]