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{{quote|[[It's UGH!|Ugh!!!]] I Fucking Hate These People for continuing to allow the damn blue arms to exist! And I fucking hate them for changing the arm colour in the first place and ultimately from that damn seed event, force me to be attacked, having to defend myself, and forcing me to spend a weekend in jail!|[[Chris]]'s justification for his actions.}}<br />
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[[File:Bluearmsis zpsac2c59f2.jpg|thumb|A [[wikipedia:Orange Is the New Black|hit new]] show [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|rocking]] the [[Netflix]] [[Ruckersville, VA|nation]]!]]<br />
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'''26 December 2014''' was a truly infamous day in Chris's life, and his most action-packed since he [[Graduation|graduated high school]]. Essentially [[28 October 2011]] all over again, Chris was [[Chris and the Law|in trouble with the law]] once more for [[Michael Snyder|assaulting staff]] at [[The GAMe PLACe|a video game store]], this time with pepper spray<ref>[https://eapps.courts.state.va.us/gdcourts/criminalDetail.do?formAction=newSearch?ts=1424389574456&clientSearchCounter=3&localFipsCode=003 Virginia general court records]</ref>. The attack was the culmination of his months-long [[Sonic Boom Protests|crusade]] to change the arm color of a [[Sonic the Hedgehog|cartoon hedgehog]]. Chris's fans wait with bated breath to see what, if any, punishment he will receive, and whether he will learn anything from it.<br />
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==Synopsis==<br />
[[File:Madman.jpg|thumb|The now infamous photo of Chris, seconds before the assault.]]<br />
By the time of his arrest, Chris had already been engaging in various local [[Sonic Boom Protests|protest actions]], including vandalism, to force merchants to stop selling Sonic Boom. He had been banned from every GameStop within driving distance of his [[Rental House|temporary home]]. Nevertheless, on the day after Christmas, on a trip to [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]] with his mother, Chris visited the GameStop outlet. While he claimed it was to investigate some "Skylanders" merchandise, staff claimed he had committed acts of vandalism before, and they were on the lookout for him. Whatever the truth, he entered the store wearing a pair of purple [[My Little Pony]]-[[Chris and brand loyalty|branded]] [[Chris and fashion|sunglasses designed for little girls]], apparently as a [[Honor roll|disguise]]. After arguing with staff, he strode towards the store entrance, commanding the staff "[[Chris and negotiation|Don't call anybody!]]" Just before he left, he brandished a pink can of pepper spray, and sprayed the assistant manager (or "[[CWCism|Ass Manager]]", as Chris would later call him) James Herring. Herring was later confirmed to be unharmed, although he did leave work after the incident.<br />
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Most of the information on what happened in the next hour comes exclusively from leaked, low-quality audio from a police scanner (below), and details are uncertain. With his duty at GameStop done, and the police on their way, Chris returned to his car and left the mall. At some point after arriving at the mall and checking [[Kaka Makeup Basics|JCPenney]] and Sears, police determined that Chris had left the building around half an hour ago. The police talked with Barbara, who was still at the mall eating, which implies that he left his elderly mother behind, without a car to get home. Barb had little information to offer, except the make and color of Chris's car. Chris was arrested on the same day, at [[Rental House|home]]. <br />
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On Sunday 28 December, a member of [[Kiwi Farms]] [[Jail calls|contacted Albemarle Regional Jail]] and confirmed that Chris was being held there, and was awaiting video court the next morning. A followup call from a [[4chan]] troll<ref name=forum>https://archive.today/KbrlM</ref> revealed that Herring would be pressing charges. After his weekend in jail, Chris was charged with his Class 6 felony, posted the $2500 bail, and was released on recognizance.<br />
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==monozettai's Account==<br />
[[File:ChrisMugshot.jpg|thumb|left|Chris's mugshot. Note that killer pout, and lazy eye.]]<br />
[[File:Dec2014cwcjailphonecall.jpg|thumb|Expert recreation of Chris's first night in the pokey.]]<br />
The internet learned of the above drama when a Tumblr user named monozettai uploaded an on-the-scene video (below).<ref name=smokinggun>https://archive.today/ZDHkd</ref>. In the short clip, Chris, clad in full [[tomgirl]] regalia, throws away any [[Trolls#Today|pity points]] he may have earned by macing a man who is clearly not threatening Chris in any way. The clip became a minor viral hit, earning over 250,000 views as of June 2015. It is one of the most-viewed videos in the CWChronology, next to [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]], [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!]], [[THAT IS MY HOUSE]], the [[FUTURE MESSAGE]], and [[Madman Rising]]. Chris did nothing to get the video taken down, likely being aware of the [[wikipedia:Streisand effect|Streisand effect]].<br />
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After the video was discovered by Christorians at large on 27 December<ref name=forum/>, many [[weens]] flooded monozettai's inbox with questions on his recollection of the event. This is what he had to say:<br />
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{{quoteboxred|I was in Gamestop looking at the 3ds rack when I heard a racket from my left. I looked up and saw Chris surrounded by 3-4 employees in a corner (I recognized Chris’ voice before their appearance). A woman was telling Chris that they had been banned from the store and needed to leave, to which Chris responded with something like “Oh come ON, can’t we let bygones be bygones?” The employees ignored him and continued to tell him to leave and threatened to call security. Eventually they dispersed to do so, which is about when I began filming (I had been wondering whether or not I should, but I’d say only about 20 or so seconds had gone by between when I noticed and when I started filming).<br />
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<br>After the video I heard the employees complaining about the use of pepper spray. I didn’t notice it when I initially filmed nor was I ever in the vicinity of the spray, so I can’t confirm anything, but as you can see Chris sprayed something at an employee in the video. I don’t remember seeing that employee around after that so I assume he left. Anyway, a woman buying a game at the counter asked the employee she had been interacting with what had just happened and the employee replied that Chris was “some guy that came in from time to time to mess with the Sonic Boom games because he was upset that Sonic’s arms had changed color, ” or something to that effect. Sadly I did not check to see what happened to the Sonic Boom and only stayed for another 5 minutes or so before leaving, but nothing else of interest happened other than employees running back and forth from the counter to the back room, anxiously talking about contacting security and making sure “he” was gone.<ref name=eyewitness>https://archive.today/GsnsF</ref>}}<br />
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==Chris's Account==<br />
[[File:Ween13.png|thumb|right|250px|[[Chris and Reality|Oh, really?]]]]<br />
{{quote|[[List of Chris's lies|I WAS the Victim]]|Chris, meeting everyone's expectations}}<br />
Immediately after his release from the pokey, Chris rushed to his keyboard to perform damage control. Not surprisingly, he refused to admit any fault. Bizarrely, while he claimed ignorance to the effects of pepper spray, he also admitted that he had sprayed ''himself'' with the stuff several days before the incident. He also tried to blame the store employees for "intimidating" him, and Sega for changing Sonic's arm color in the first place. Unlike his previous run-in with the law, where he was at least smart enough to only mention the exact details in a personal e-mail to a [[trolls|close friend]], Chris posted this to his [[Facebook]] page for all to see. Even his [[white knights]] condemned his actions. It seemed that this time around, everyone was against him.<br />
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{{quotebox|1=Attention Everyone!!!<br />
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To preface what has happened recently, I simply remind everyone that Sonic The Hedgehog's Arms Are Not Freaking Blue!!!<br />
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If #SEGA had Never changed them, or reversed the change between February and November of this year in the new Sonic Boom video games AND Cartoon Series on Cartoon Network, as well as the Toys and whatever else, I would Never Have Had to Protest and Rebel the way I have, including the creation of my group, [[FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!]]<br />
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Within my groups, I have lead by example to push forward to the path of Waking SEGA Up and Forcing Them to Change Sonic's Arm Colour Back Immediately. And to confess, I HAVE DONE MY PART FOR REAL! I had personally gone into three of the four local GameStops (EXCLUDING the Fashion Square one) THREE TIMES to Personally Protest in my Silent Way. First Attack: I printed, as seen on the Facebook Group, the Fronts of the Sonic Boom Game Inserts, affixed double-sided tape onto the backs, and affixed them onto the fronts of their respective display game boxes on the shelves. Second Attack, about a week later: I checked the success of my first attack: damaged a few original inserts pretty well to full removal. And of what were still there, I made attempts to transfer the inserts from the original cases into Behind the inserts of different games. I've had to briefly explain my reasons and the Protest, and told them that they should NOT BE SELLING THE BLUE_ARM_BANDIT GAMES IN THE FIRST PLACE. AND THAT THEY SHOULD SEND ALL OF THEIR REMAINING STOCK OF SONIC BOOM GAMES AND STUFF BACK TO SEGA, TO MAKE THEM CHANGE SONIC'S ARM COLOUR BACK IMMEDIATELY!!! They did nothing. And one last week later, the Third and Final Attack, and the ONE and ONLY time that the Fashion Square Location had been involved as well. I made up and printed faux price tag decals, with the short note to discourage purchase of the Blue Arm Bandit games, and promote the Protesting Boycott. And with the Five Wii U software cases that each melted a bit from the MY House Fire Last January, as well as Five Smoke Damaged 3DS Game Cases (no melting), I had printed a full front, side and back insert with the boycott encouragements, and the notes on the back to make the stores send their remaining stock Back To SEGA!<br />
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I Have ran into individuals giving me Bad Grief for my Protest and Actions, OUTSIDE from the Fashion Square Location, but I HAVE done my duty in full to the best of my abilities at the individual moments and circumstances.<br />
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I also HAD Hidden ALL of the Blue Armed Sonic Toys at Toys ''R'' Us here, concealed hidden amongst their metal cupboards, so they ALL would NOT be SOLD, and Best Boycotted for The Protest! They remained hidden for the longest time of over a Month; found and reshelved near the 20th of December to my personal dismay and crestfall. And at Best Buy, ALL Copies of THEIR Sonic Boom Games are STILL SUCCESSFULLY CONCEALED AND HIDDEN from View AND Purchase!<br />
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Anyhow, AFTER the Final Attack for the Protest, near a week later, on December 8, I had typed, signed, addressed and US Mailed apology letters, with the promise to have been done with my In Person Protest Deeds with No Further Action therein, to ALL but the Fashion Square GameStop, and I had sent one to Toys R Us as well. I had thought the FS GS would overlook the ONE attack of Protest on them, but obviously, I was mistaken.<br />
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Which brings us up to now.<br />
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Last Friday, the 26th, my mother and I were at the mall, getting pizza and spaghetti for lunch. She had informed me of a good Mini Refrigerator deal at Sears, so after eating, I made my way to check it out. NOTHING ELSE HAPPENED AT SEARS, and I went NOWHERE NEAR JCPENNY that day. There was a good 3.1 Cubic Foot Fridge for $129.99 that caught my eye, but that is to be purchased later.<br />
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On the way to Sears, I peeked into the GameStop, and I spotted a New Skylander Figure: Blastermind. I was set to buy it, and I was going to consider checking out their Wii U Preowned Software selection in their 3 for 2 deal. Innocent; I was NOT Looking for Trouble. But then this MALE Loomed out in front of me, frightened the crap out of me, and he said in a BOOMING VOICE that ONLY scared me worse, "YOU ARE BANNED FROM HERE. YOU NEED TO LEAVE NOW." But still determined to continue my shopping, I veered into the Wii U direction, when his female accomplice startled me and boomed in as well. Still feeling frightened and [[Sensory Overload|mentally overloaded]], I made a grab for my pepper spray to use In Defense. I offered a few Peaceful solutions, but she ended up sending him to go get security. So, I shouted, "Fine! I'm Leaving", and I dropped the figure. And on my way out, I told the MALE to Not Get Anyone, and we both stopped near simultaneous. I still felt my own worse from wear with the fear, startle, paranoia, and I did NOT want him following me and causing more trouble upon me. And then in my defense and to make my escape, I spritzed a miniscule amount of the pepper spray Downward; NOT into his face. And then I left.<br />
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I did not learn until much later that the spritz had done a lot worse than I had imagined it would, as well as learning that they were the so-called "Manager" and "Ass Manager" of that particular store.<br />
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I had No Idea of the contents of the Pepper Spray, OR that it was Illegal for use in certain situations in the state of Virginia at all.<br />
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And, I HAD tried the stuff on myself days before in the upstairs bathroom. A Two Second Spray onto my left wrist, some of it got onto the bath tub wall as well. Like sampling a perfume or deodorant. It Took Me Out damn well. I had to open the windows, turn on the bathroom fan AND aim the box fan into the bathroom to air the place out, and I wiped the wall off as well, and OF COURSE I washed my hands. It took fifteen to thirty minutes to make it bearable in there again.<br />
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In the end, Yes, I went along peacefully when the "Police" arrived to collect me, and I had to spend a miserable weekend in Jail. And I just got out on a bond and bail; yada, yada, yada.<br />
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In the END, I WAS the Victim; I did not cause the original provoking; The "Assistant Manager" Made the First Attack ONTO ME and Provoked my defensive response. I was Minding My Own Business; NOT Looking for Trouble, and then HE Startled Me, similar to a potential Rapist in a Dark Alley in a big city. ANY of you would have done the same as I Have in Defense AND Escape!<br />
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And we can SUE SEGA for Changing Sonic's Arm Colour and Ultimately, this MALE getting Pepper Sprayed! Think About It Seriously!<br />
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And my Protest Actions are NOT acts of "Vandalism", regardless of your individual perceptions. It was NOT Vandalism, but Good Protest when in around 2004, At Fashion Square, I tried their NEW Soda machines with a credit-debit card slot, and then I learned of the FIVE DOLLAR SURCHARGE that brought my bank account into the Freaking Red! I subtly Posted Sticky Note Signs onto each machine shortly after, "This Machine Charges You Five Dollars per Card Use". A few days later, the Original Machines returned! Nobody gave ME Any Freaking Grief or Complaints at all about that!<br />
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AND if you REALLY want to see the Whole Mess Happen, go find the Security Tape of the time of Point A, my finding Blastermind to Point B of my departure from the store.<br />
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Now, if you will excuse me, I have a LOT of much required Packing to Take Care Of.<br />
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Good Day. <ref name=Chris>https://archive.today/HQknP</ref>}}<br />
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==The Charges==<br />
[[File:Cwc_arrest_record.png|thumb|left|Chris's court records]]<br />
This is the case against Chris, according to the [https://eapps.courts.state.va.us/gdcourts/criminalDetail.do?formAction=newSearch?ts=1434991317603&clientSearchCounter=3&localFipsCode=003 Albermarle General District Court].<br />
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{{quotebox|CHARGE: DANGEROUS GAS UNLAWFUL RELEASE (§ 18.2-312. Illegal use of tear gas, phosgene and other gases.) "If any person maliciously release or cause or procure to be released in any private home, place of business or place of public gathering any tear gas, mustard gas, phosgene gas or other noxious or nauseating gases or mixtures of chemicals designed to, and capable of, producing vile or injurious or nauseating odors or gases, and bodily injury results to any person from such gas or odor, the offending person shall be guilty of a Class 3 felony.<br />
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"If such act be done unlawfully, but not maliciously, the offending person shall be guilty of a Class 6 felony."<ref>Code of Virginia: http://leg1.state.va.us/000/src.htm</ref>}}<br />
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For a Class 6 felony conviction, Virginia sentencing guidelines recommend 1-5 years in prison and a fine of up to $2,500,<ref>[http://leg1.state.va.us/000/cod/18.2-10.HTM]</ref> in addition to all the other corresponding losses he'd experience as a registered felon.<br />
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The 6th Degree version under the Virginia tear gas law is for cases in which the tear gassing was done "unlawfully, but not maliciously." Chris was fortunate to avoid the Class 3 felony version of the charge, which deals with malicious intent, and carries a much stiffer penalty of 5-20 years and up to a $100,000 fine. Chris may be allowed to plea down to misdemeanor-level assault and battery and be given a suspended sentence, with probation, counseling, anger management and/or community service in lieu of jail time.<br />
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Having squandered [[Bob]]'s inheritance on hiring [[Rob Bell]] after the [[28 October 2011]], Chris has been forced this time around to work with a public defender.<br />
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==Chris Returns to the Front==<br />
On 3 [[January 2015]], an e-mail leaked onto Kiwi Farms exposed that Chris had behaved in a bellicose manner at [[Wal-Mart]] on that date, and threatened to use his mace. This was soon afterwards confirmed by Chris himself, who indicated that he wielded the pepper spray because it made him feel like a "[[Chris and his ego|badass]]." This statement worried many onlookers, as it suggests Chris perceived himself as invincible so long as he could issue credible threats. Was it possible that Chris's notion of his own infallibility and invulnerability, previously confined to the comics, had [[Chris and reality|seeped into his conscious psyche]]?<br />
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On 11 January, Chris posted the following to his Facebook account, once again painting himself as the victim and wishing that people would like him, despite his past actions. He argued that ''nobody should be banned from a store unless they are carrying a gun''.<br />
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{{quotebox|Just Listen; Do Not Comment or Respond; I am being Very Serious.<br />
I Really Wish People would Positively Like Me. I can not make people like me, and if they dislike me, for their own individual reasons beyond my own comprehension. <br />
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I can not change their minds. But, to my utmost dismay and sadness, should I be threatened, or be made to feel threatened, I Will defend myself to force some respect from them.<br />
All I would ever want is a good day and some peace of my own mind; I do not intend, nor have ever intended, unprovoked, to offend anyone. <br />
And if my good day is turned bad, because of me feeling threatened by anyone, and then I feel those individuals immediately deserve to have a bad day themselves (and continue living on from there), <br />
then it is Their Fault for pushing me into the defensive position in the first place.<br />
It really does make me feel sad and most disappointed of the other people when they give me such grief to the point that I have to be put into a position to force some respect out of them. <br />
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And I have been growing more paranoid of Other People since November of 2007 with the damn bad people over the internet, <br />
as well as those I have had the displeasure to have encountered in person who have shown me nothing but a difficult time and even more grief.<br />
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Also, I sincerely believe nothing would ever be gained from killing anyone, including myself; all that does is forces one or the other into their next realm or life; <br />
Nobody really Learns or really Benefits anything from the [[Death|deaths]] of any person. That is why I would never own, or want to own, a real gun.<br />
"Look out, she's going for her mace!"<br />
"What? Would you rather I have a gun with bullets in it?"<br />
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And that is another thing everyone Should be Aware of: I AM A FEMALE SOUL, and I Prefer to be referred to by the Female Pronouns. Any address of "Sir", or "Man" upon me, will only be met by a cold shoulder or stare in their general direction.<br />
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And NOBODY should ever be BANNED from a high-volume store like Wal-Mart or Target for anything less offensive than a gun withdrawl or robbery. We All Have Bad Days, and unless we actually Hit a Person or living individual or similar actions, in how we individually react to how we are feeling at the ONE Moment, aside from the other Individual Moments, To Ban an individual is just plain wrong.<br />
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And acts of protests with JUST Meanings, do not deserve any damn grief either.<br />
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Just Let Me Live On In Peace, Let Me enjoy my Good Day and Pleasant Shoppings and Outings, and DO NOT BOTHER ME AT ALL. I have No Intention Whatsoever to harm Any Individual Person or Myself. So, Please, Do Not Give Me Reason to be Forced to Defend Myself to garner any respect. All that does is give us all a Bad Day from a Good One.<br />
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Good Day. }}<br />
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==Subsequent court hearings==<br />
[[File:Hearings.png|left|thumb|400px|Chris's hearing schedule.]]<br />
Chris had had several hearings related to this case, stretching into the summer of 2015.<ref>https://eapps.courts.state.va.us/gdcourts/criminalDetail.do?formAction=newSearch?ts=1434991317603&clientSearchCounter=3&localFipsCode=003</ref> His fans are frustrated at the slow pace of justice.<br />
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===29 December Hearing===<br />
At the video hearing on 29 December (which only consisted of the judge setting bail/bond conditions and a date for the next hearing), Chris was released on bond. The following month he revealed in a Facebook post that, in yet another development mirroring 28 October 2011, the judge had placed a restraining order on Chris as part of his bail conditions, forbidding him from setting foot in any GameStop outlet or contacting any of the company's employees.<ref>[[January 2015 Facebook posts#A No-Contact Order Apparently Goes Both Ways]]</ref><br />
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===5 February Hearing===<br />
[[File:CWCtrial.png|thumb|left|Chris and Barb leaving the courthouse after their 5 February hearing.]]<br />
His next hearing took place on 5 February. It was decidedly brief, as the Chandlers appeared to been assigned an unsuitable representative, and another hearing in April was scheduled. According to two Virginian Christorians in attendance, little of note happened except Chris and Barb forgetting the date of the next hearing and thereby pissing off the court by holding up the next case. Footage was taken of Chris and Barb leaving court, the first appearance Barb has made in Christorical media for almost two years.<br />
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Zeonista's account:<ref>[[https://kiwifar.ms/threads/operation-chris-eater-commences.7535/page-16#post-527528]]</ref><br />
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{{quoteboxred|I sat in the back of the courtroom, since I was trying really hard to be inconspicuous, but as a result of that it was hard for me to hear much of anything. I can't give you much in the way of specific dialogue... Rammspieler (at least, the person I believe was him) had a better vantage point, so expect more from him there.<br />
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Anyway, Chris WAS wearing women's clothes, but didn't look like as much of a disaster as usual. He was wearing a black cardigan and long dark-blue skirt with white stripes, along with dark-blue leggings and a pair of tan boots. His hair still looked pretty terrible, pretty much the same as it was in his mugshot. Barb was with him, wearing what looked like a red wool coat.<br />
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Chris looked pretty nervous while he was waiting for things to get started. He was fidgeting a lot and kept leaning over to ask her questions. I'm pretty sure I heard him ask "Do you think we should tell them about our troll problems?" once, which made me smile inside.<br />
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They called Chris up pretty quickly - his case was one of the first ones to go through. Naturally, even though there were 2 or 3 female PDs in the courtroom, Chris got the one BRUTE MALE of the lot. He was summoned as "Mr. Chandler," which I doubt he liked much. I heard the PD make a brief comment about Chris' appearance, but didn't hear exactly what was said.<br />
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The PD, Chris, and the judge spoke with each other for about 2 minutes, and eventually the ruling was for a continuation on April 2nd. The two of them left the courtroom, only to come back in about a minute or two later, with Chris chiding his mother. "What were you thinking, Barbara Ann?" I guess Barb had already forgotten the date of the next hearing, or maybe she thought they needed to come back later in the day for something. Anyway, she and Chris spoke to the PD for another minute or two. I heard the PD say this to them: "I said you're free to go... Yes, it's April 2nd. April 2nd, I can write that down for you if you want." He looked just a little annoyed, because even this short exchange was enough to hold things up. Chris and Barb were blocking the middle of the courtroom while this was happening, and the judge had to ask them to move out of the way so the next guy up could get through.<br />
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The two of them left a little while later. All Chris had to say on his way out was "Welp," accompanied by a stress sigh.}}<br />
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Rammspieler's write-up:<ref>[[https://kiwifar.ms/threads/operation-chris-eater-commences.7535/page-22#post-528260]]</ref><br />
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Despite the continuance of the case until April 2nd, I'm glad to have been there and have been in the presence of Manbaby and Barb themselves. I wish I was a better videographer/photographer and had taken better shots of them, all I got was a video of them leaving court as well as a video of 14 BC.<br />
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I'm also glad that Zeonista posted and filled in for the details I wasn't able to pick up on. But the truth is that it was a very "active" courtroom and everybody was moving around and whispering to each other, so it is possible that I may have misheard some things.<br />
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Anyway, I got there like at 8:50 and after taking off my fucking studded belt and fishing keys out of my pocket to pass the metal detector, I finally sat myself down in the courtroom. But still no sign of Chris. In fact, I was almost expecting him to be a no show. I started jotting down my notes and everything, when I look up, wondering of he wasn't coming, when I hear close to me a VERY FAMILIAR VOICE. I look to my right, and sitting in the bench in front of meat the very end of it, I saw him. My face just lit up and I knew right then and there that the trip was worth it. This is the closest thing I'll ever experience to having met a movie star is basically my sentiment. And right in front of me was a woman whom at first I thought was either his attorney or even Rocky Shoemaker. I was wondering whom she was for the longest until, his PD showed up and asked to speak with her son. So confirmed Snorlax. Also, he didn't seem to be too pleased with the PD referring to him as male.<br />
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I can confirm what Zeonista saw and heard and indeed he was in full tomgirl attire. Ridiculous blue eyeshadow and all. Barb's red overcoat was covered in animal fur so I guess they must have pets. I can also confirm his constant sighing and nervousness. He couldn't stop shaking his leg. He also bore the same expression that he was wearing for his mugshot. He was obviously Stressed and displeased! There was even a moment when he kinda turned around and looked at me with what seemed to be suspicion. Was I that obvious? The guy with the faux vintage Star Wars Episode IV Hong Kong movie poster shirt and the notepad, writing down everything?<br />
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Like I said, it was a relatively noisy courtroom, so I couldn't catch the gist of most of the whispering. But I did catch him asking Barb that the PD and the judge should be made aware of the "troll problem". Like Zeonista, I couldn't help but smile. But he then went on in what seemed to be a rant about misogyny and misogynists. I guess he was hoping that the MALE judge wouldn't be such. What really called my attention was the way they carried on. If you didn't know they were mother and son, you could swear that they looked like a really creepy Cougar/Cub romantic relationship. The way they held each others backs, to him telling her "I love you". I was also able to notice that he was wearing a graduation ring. I guess from his high school? I couldn't make out the letters, but the stone was purple. He then said something about hoping that "he wasn't a chicken" and Barb replied that "he" won't be. I guess they were talking about the lawyer. Speaking of...<br />
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The PD was this handsome, lean dude in his mid to late 20's. Had curly hair and a trimmed beard. If you took off his suit and left his glasses on, he would make a great hipster at some microbrewery. The reason why I at first assumed that they hired him was because I noticed in Chris' Lego notebook a business card with a written phone number and the name of what looked to be "Max Rippoli" I knew it was Italian and the judge did utter a similar surname when telling Chris that said person couldn't defend him. The first name was definitely "Max" though. Barb's advice for Chris when in the Stand was to stand up straight and smile. Anyway, once the judge granted the continuance, I took that as my cue to leave and stand by to take visuals. So while I was outside, turning my phone on and trying to get the camera to work was when Zeonista witnessed what took place after I left and before they left.}}<br />
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{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Chris and Barb coming out of court <br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|mPhK5X_Fmko}}<br />
| stardate = 5 [[February 2015]]<br />
| subject = {{Other|[[Sonic Boom Protests]]}}<br />
}}<br />
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===2 April Hearing===<br />
[[File:Cwcap.png|thumb|Chris entering court on April 2.]]<br />
Chris began to attend his hearings alone, and reportedly seemed more nervous than in the last hearing. It began 20 minutes early and was over within minutes. In fact Chris left the courtroom before Christorians made it through security, so no one knows what, if anything, actually happened inside. What is known is that Chris was granted another continuance, and the next hearing was scheduled for 7 May. The account from forum member lipitor:<ref>[[https://kiwifar.ms/threads/operation-chriseater-2-the-fanta-pain.8709/page-6#post-633790]]</ref><br />
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{{quoteboxred|We got down here took some pics of Christorical locations, those will come later. So we're heading to the courthouse and decide to stop at mcdonalds on the way (not the ruckersville one across from walmart), because it was on 29 toward c-ville. As we pull in we see a blue ford focus with the license plate "Sonichu". Brand new-ish too. Probably nicer than my car. It totally looked more like a decepticon than an autobot just for the record. My bud decides well, guess im going in for coffee. I stayed in the car. I'll let him tell you what he saw in there. I was sitting in the car when he came out. He was wearing those stupid my little pony sunglasses carrying two cups of coffee. He had a black cardigan thing on I think, but what was more noticable was his striped dress, it looked like someone stole the curtains from a freshman girl's dorm room and sewed it together haphazardly. It gave him noticable trouble when walking. He was wearing some type of lace up boots that were sort of high heels but not really, probably didnt help with the walking. He didn't seem to realize that in a dress his gait couldnt stride as wide and kept almost falling over and stumbling when his feet landed. Barb was strangely absent. He fucked around his car and went for the trunk. He pulled out one of those things for wiping your windshield, looked stolen from a gas station. I dont think he did anything with it just took it out and fumbled with it, put it back.<br />
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HeyyyJackiepie came out just as he was getting back in his car. We tried to lose him, but ended up taking turns following each other. Chris swerved out of the way of a crow in the street without looking into another lane. We just drove up to the crow like normal people and it flew away last minute, like they always do. We tried to lose him continually or at least tried to trail or get ahead of him but we were like right next to each other the same time. We took a wrong turn and lost him. We found a spot where you are actually allowed to park near the courthouse. (see Heyyyjackiepie's comment if you want to get that joke). He parked in nearly the same spot he did last time. He just sat there in his car, seemed like he was playing a game on his phone or some shit. He sat in there for nearly 30 minutes. We wanted to go in after him so we just waited in front of the door. From behind me I hear a string of like 9 stress sighs in a row. I turn around to see him. He had removed the MLP glasses and wore his normal ones now. Could see he was wearing nearly the same tights he did last time. We gave it a minute so he could go in and sit down. We go in there and he's just standing there at the metal detector. He had so much fucking jewelry to remove. like bracelets and necklaces it took forever for him to get them off. The clerk at the metal detector rolled his eyes at him while he was doing it. After he got done he just sat down in a chair in front of the court room but not in it. He was stress sighing and looking around nervously. God he really does stress sigh a lot. With great self discipline I was able to restrain my laughter. He looks more like a nerdy kid than woman or tranny up close. He looks like a teenager whose trying out an outlandish style for attention, but not totally confident in it or aware of what style is.<br />
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Anyway he finally fucking got up and went in and we went throught the metal detectors. By the time we got through I had just opened the court room door, he was coming back out and we almost bumped into each other. He said apologetically "well, got that out of the way quick" and dashed out the door to the courtroom. This was like 30 minutes before his hearing so we didnt know what to make of that. He had noticed us so we didn't know if he was trying to dodge us or what. So we just sat down and boring court stuff happened for like 10 or so minutes. We ended up leaving cuz it was clear he wasnt coming back. We saw he was still in his car. We walked around the building once and he was gone. We went back in to see if anything would be said about him, but they said nothing. Must have been a continuance. Chris is definitely not gonna have an outburst though guys. He's super nervous, maybe thats just cuz barb wasnt there I don't know.}}<br />
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The skinny according to heyyyJackiePie:<ref>[[https://kiwifar.ms/threads/operation-chriseater-2-the-fanta-pain.8709/page-6#post-633832]]</ref><br />
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{{quoteboxgreen|Girls and boys, and dudes of all teenages,<br />
This is my account of what happened today. First thing’s first: Chris was granted a continuance according to the Charlottesville General District Court website. We were unable to confirm what happened when we were there, but we will explain. But, although we didn’t actually observe Chris being called up in Court in front of the judge, we had multiple sightings of Chris and some pictures and a video which will be upload this evening. This is really long and contains several details, but I’d rather tell you guys everything that happened.<br />
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The day started out with a visit to the Ruckersville McDonalds where we captured some pictures of the nearby Wal-Mart, and Burger King – yes, the one Bob had breakfast at every day. We have plenty of pictures and videos with multiple angles and went inside for a coffee. It’s a small McDonalds and quite modern. There were a group of old men gathered around talking which seemed to be a regular meet up. I wonder if Bob had a similar group of friends at Burger King?<br />
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We continued down 29 and stopped by 14 Branchland and took multiple pictures from multiple angles. The house no longer has that red front like it used to so it wasn’t what I expected. In the “driveway” Barb’s Z-3 had a tarp half way over it implying it’s not regularly (read: ever) used. There was also the blue van too. But no blue Ford Focus. Chris was not there. The yard is what you would expect: disgusting and unkempt. We got some pictures of Patti’s doghouse with some writing on it “Patti Chandler rests here” or something. We drove by so many times doing drive by photography that we started to get paranoid and just got the hell out of there. We have plenty and plenty of pictures we will upload.<br />
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Being that Chris was not there and it was about 8am, this means that Chris could only be at one place… McDonalds. Although he regularly frequents the Ruckersville McDonalds, it is not on the way to Charlottesville so I speculated there was a 50/50 chance he was at the McDonalds about 5-7 minutes farther down 29 on the way to Charlottesville. We went past it and decided to U-turn to check it out really quickly. We saw a blue car and got excited, but we knew it would be too good to be true. There was a line of cars going through the drive-through blocking it from plain view, but we slowly pulled in to the McDonalds parking lot with a lot of excitement. We knew the only way to confirm was to see the license plate. As we slowly pulled up near his car, we saw “SONICHU” on his license plate and we both shouted like teenage girls as if One Direction just came out on stage. My heart was racing. This was it. This is it. This is not a drill. This will be something that comes up throughout this post, but we were super paranoid at this point and unsure whether to go in. What if he saw us? What if he was suspicious? I didn’t come this far to pussy out so I went in. I quickly identified him and immediately veered right into the bathroom. I pissed out all the coffee I drank up til then and mentally prepared myself. I am not exaggerating but I was feeling several emotions at once… excitement, thrill, paranoia, anxiety. I waited in line to order a coffee… the line was very long and I was hoping, hoping he wouldn’t leave. I finally got a coffee and sat directly behind him. He was alone, but had two drinks, so I suspected Barb was in the bathroom pooping. His hair was long and gangly and he looked similar to his current Facebook profile picture. He wore these multi-colored grotty tennis shoes and a long skirt. I don’t know women’s fashion, but it was like a skirt that went down to his shins. It was definitely a female thing and had these weird multi colors. It was obviously bought at the thift store. He also wore a black atlhletic-like jacket which seemed somewhat normal. I noticed he had blueish eyeliner or mascara that was clumsily applied. He was filling out a crossword puzzle in the newspaper and was quiet. There were tons of people in the McDonalds , but I still sneaked a picture of him from the back. It would have been impossible to take a picture from the front and I didn’t want to blow our cover before the hearing. After 7 minutes or so, he stress sighed as he got up. YES! I heard a stress sigh! I felt so happy inside. It sounded just like all his videos. I tried to get some video of him as I walked out to my car so I put my phone in my pocket and hit record to film a video with the camera lens sticking out. Unfortunately my phone slid into my pocket though so didn’t get anything L.<br />
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What happened next made us paranoid as hell again. On the way to the courthouse, it was like there was nothing we could do to not be directly behind him. We waited about 3 minutes after he left McDonalds and of course ended up directly behind him at the first traffic light. Just with the flow of traffic, we literally followed him to the courthouse and got some more video. We finally got to the courthouse and positioned ourselves basically where the guy who did the youtube video of him exiting the courthouse was standing. Chris stayed in his car for… it must have been twenty minutes. So we looked like the biggest bunch of suspicious dumbasses waiting around the front area while he was in his car. He couldn’t see us directly though. As time went on, we became so fucking paranoid that we thought Chris might have called the police of 911. The thinking was if he called 911 to report shovel mech, he definitely would have done it if he was suspicious of two MALES. So we started to walk away. Lipitor finally talked some sense into me. But right as we started walking, he started approaching the courthouse! I whipped out my phone pretending to be on a phone call while recording. I will upload it later and it’s not great, but there are a few moments where you can clearly see what he was wearing and him walking in. We also heard the loudest fucking stress sigh ever made. We were seriously like 30 yards away and heard this and started laughing. We walked in to the courthouse a few minutes later and FUCK MY LIFE he is going through security right in front of us. He was literally a few feet away from us. We panicked and went to the bathroom. After another coffee piss, I saw he was sitting on a bench right in front of the door to go into the courtroom which is immediately after you get through security. There was no way we were going near him at this point. So we waited another 3-4 minutes in the lounge area. We finally went through security when we noticed he wasn’t on the bench. After we get through security, the courtroom door flung open and he came out!… FUCK MY LIFE AGAIN. He walked right by us AGAIN. As we opened the courtroom door, he said to the jerkop at the metal detector “Well, got that over with quickly” and left. WTF. It’s 9:10am and his hearing was at 9:30. We waited in the courtroom for a few minutes, but decided to leave as we were completely confused. His car was still outside so we thought maybe he would come back in around 9:30am. We went back to the courtroom decided to wait. I know this sounds like a stupid move, but there were so many people coming in and out that no one paid attention and the courtroom was really noisy It was honestly like people coming in and out of a Starbucks. We listened to a few people go up, but it was impossible to tell what was happening and you couldn’t even hear their names despite being in the front row. We finally left at 9:45am and his car was still outside. We circled the block to get a better view while staying out of sight, but his car was gone when we got back. I noticed he parked in a spot with a sign the read “Parking for Judges Only”. Clear as fucking day. Entitled cunt. For the rest of the day, we’re going to hit all the major stops and get some photos. We’re also going to upload a photo to prove we’re not making this up.}}<br />
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File:ChrisatMcDs2.jpg|Chris in the McDonald's parking lot before the hearing.<br />
File:ChrisatMcDs.jpg|Chris at McDonald's.<br />
File:14bc215.jpg|Home sweet home.<br />
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{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Chris Chan Hearing (4-2-15)<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|MybN06jmIQg}}<br />
| stardate = 2 [[April 2015]]<br />
| subject = {{Other|[[Sonic Boom Protests]]}}<br />
}}<br />
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===7 May Hearing===<br />
True to this prediction, this hearing resulted in another continuance, until 11 June. It lasted longer than the previous one. Chris was again spied at [[McDonalds]] before the hearing. Forum member lipitor's account:<ref>[[https://kiwifar.ms/threads/trials-and-tribulations.9677/]]</ref><br />
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{{quoteboxred|Maybe you've seen the picture maybe you haven't but Chris's court room outfit was absolutely ridiculous. It was a girl scout green/teal color and cut worn over a white t-shirt. The cut was just above the knees. Christian wore dirty old sneakers with old gym socks with this. He also had a matching hat that was the same color as his dress. It looked like something an old lady would wear to church. You could tell by his face that he thought he looked cute as shit while wearing that hat, but he looked like a fucking moron. He didn't wear it inside the courthouse, even though women are allowed to wear hats inside.<br />
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The inside the courthouse is sort of set up like an old catholic church with pew seating. Christian sat near the front with his back to the side wall so he could scope everyone in there out. Saw him lock eyes on some dude and pull his phone out and text someone (more on who later). You're not allowed to have phones with cameras so he had a flip phone with him. It took fucking hours for them to finally get to his case. When they finally did he got very nervous. They kept calling him by both male and female pronouns at different times. They called him Chris/Christian/Christine and a couple of times Crystal (I know Crystal is his daughter, but apparently the judge accidentally called him that a few times, and I was in no position to correct the man). Christian didn't seemed phased by any of this and went with whatever name/pronoun used at the time. They talked forever and it was mostly just establishing what happened and what the charge was. So it was hard to hear, so the next part is a bit speculative. It sounded like the reason for the continuance was because they wanted Christian to see a shrink/counselor/whatever so they could do a mental health plea. They wanted him to go like right after court too. He seemed to agree to this at the time. Like I said I couldn't hear the exact details of what was going on so it might be a bit different. Feel free to sperg out over what all that means.<br />
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Here's the best part. On the way out my field agent was confronted by some lady. She asked the field agent what they were doing there and what their name was. She said she was a reporter. My field agent was like "yeah I'm not telling you that". She shifted tone and said she just wanted to buy my field agent a cup of coffee and hear his story...:stupid: She wanted to know why a community of people on the internet literally document everything in his life. An interview was declined...}}<br />
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===11 June Hearing===<br />
This hearing was also quickly continued, until 23 July. The Christorian in attendance described Chris as uncharacteristically sociable and collected, perhaps because his forays in the [[Impulse Gay Social-Club]] have made him more comfortable around people. The account:<ref>[[https://kiwifar.ms/threads/6-11-court-hearing.10108/]]</ref><br />
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I attended the court hearing this morning....<br />
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Chris's hearing was to begin at 9:30. The courthouse opened for business at 9:00. I got there at 9:05, sat down, and realized Chris was already in the room, sitting across from me. Let me proffer the opinion that Chris passes as a woman. An ugly, frowsy, dumpy, old-fashioned, middle-aged woman to be sure, but there are many women like this, so therefore Chris passes. In a public setting like the courtroom, where you don't give people a close inspection, there would be no reason not to assume that the lump sitting over there was a woman. The five 0'clock shadow is easily visible from a distance, which would be your first clue that something was unusual.<br />
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He was wearing an aqua blue outfit with matching eyeshadow. Blue sweater, blue collared blouse with vertical stripes, blue skirt with vertical stripes, dark stockings. Everything matched well except for his grotty sneakers, which are blue but the wrong shade. He shouldn't have been wearing sneakers anyhow with this outfit. He had his typical ugly dark nail polish, two rings on his right hand, and some kind of multicolored bracelet on his left wrist. He had a headband, and his hair looked the way it has in all his recent photos. He wore his glasses. He had his black purse with all the jangly shit hanging off it. He was reading something; I couldn't tell what it was at first, but when he stood up it turned out to be the issue of Vanity Fair with Ms. Caitlyn Jenner on the cover. He uses his index finger to help him read.<br />
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Chris has a weird body type. He's pudgy, but his forearms and ankles are really skinny, so the weight gathers in the center of his body. He looks kind of like Mr. Peanut. His breasts are as small as ever and there was zero evidence of gainz.<br />
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When I first arrived there was a middle-aged woman sitting next to him. I assumed she was his public defender, but as soon as the judge arrived (at the same time I did), she went up to speak with the judge and left the room. Before she left, Chris said to her, "I'm Christine, by the way." The woman introduced herself to Chris and said goodbye. So Chris had apparently initiated smalltalk. A few minutes later Chris did a little handwave to a female lawyer who walked in, who returned the wave. He seemed to be checking out every woman who entered the courtroom.<br />
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The judge stuck around for just a few minutes and left again. A cop went around the room to ask everyone, "Are you set for 9:30?" When she asked Chris, he said, "Huh?" She repeated the question, and Chris said, "Um, yeah, I believe so."<br />
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The courtroom is small and as other field agents have mentioned, the mood is relaxed and casual, or as much as it can be with seven jerkops hanging around and three guys in the front row with manacled ankles and wrists. The judge is a black woman. She handled one case regarding probation violation before 9:30, which was done very casually and informally, while the other lawyerfolk had quiet chats and shot the breeze with the sheriffs. For the most part everyone just sat around.<br />
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The main reason why I made the last-minute decision to attend was that he's been enraged about the new blarms game, and I was hoping he'd show up with a sign demanding justice for transsexuals or something equally dramatic. Chris's mood was entirely the opposite. He was self-contained, calm, and collected. He was not angry, stressed, or nervous. He was not fidgety. It was very hard to believe that this was the person who just the day before had expressed a public wish to beat up Sega executives. He sat and read his magazine. At one point something he was reading caught his interest and he said "Hm!" suddenly, causing the woman sitting next to him (a different one) to turn her head to look at him. He seemed somewhat bored. He yawned twice, loudly, putting his hand over his mouth, which struck me as rather self-indulgent and overly dramatic.<br />
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Around 9:40, after a couple quiet cases, they called "Christian Chandler." At this point the lawyer who had defended the probation violator walked over to Chris and escorted him to the front, revealing himself as the public defender. He is young, skinny, bearded, wore tweed. He seems like a good guy, pretty relaxed. He looks like he knows his way around a college debate tournament. Right then three lawyers decided to sit down right in front of me and hold a conference, making it difficult to hear what was said. It was apparent that the first words out of the judge's mouth was that there was a continuance. Chris asked a question. The judge said it would be dealt with at the next hearing, and that he should stay in touch with his lawyer. She and the lawyer wore big patronizing smiles. They treated him like a sensitive child. Their attitude was, "Everyone is your friend, no one wants to attack you." In the previous probation case, the judge was serious and all business, because she was speaking with an adult. Here, even though macing someone is also pretty serious business, she knew she was dealing with a special individual and it was pointless to deal with him normally. So Chris has basically already won over the judge. I predict that, for better or worse, he will receive psychological treatment and very little punishment.<br />
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Chris's attorney walked him out of the courtroom, and I followed them out. They hung out on the front porch for about a minute to cover some issues. He told Chris that for the next hearing, "Be a little early like you were today." Another lawyer, a pretty young woman, joined them, and she was also all smiles. Chris complimented her clothing, and she replied, "I like your color too."<br />
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Then Chris walked the 100 feet to the curb, and I realized that Son-Chu was sitting right there, shiny and new and as blue as Sonic's arms. Since there was some controversy earlier, let me clarify that Chris is not parking illegally. The handicapped spot is adjacent to the judge's spot, and the sign is clearly marked. Chris is legally allowed to park in the handicapped spot because of his atismu. I had to pay five bucks to park in a garage two blocks away.<br />
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He sat in his car for about a minute, and then drove off.<br />
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For me the most remarkable thing was how much progress Chris has made in getting over his social anxiety. He was very eager to initiate contact with any pretty woman he saw. I think it's something he should be proud of--he's not the same guy who had to post a sign on the wall because of his noviophobia. This is actually a proven method for overcoming social anxiety--the more experience you have in talking to strangers, the easier it becomes. Of course, none of this will help him find a sweetheart, because while Chris is friendly, he's also immediately off-putting. He's instantly recognizable as a weirdo.}}<br />
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== Gallery ==<br />
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File:GameStopCville.jpg|The store in [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|Fashion Square Mall]], site of the incident.<br />
File:ChrisGameStopShort.png|The listing of his court hearing.<br />
File:ChrisGameStopFull.png|The full details.<br />
File:Chris%27AssaultAccount.png|Chris's violently insane version of the incident.<br />
File:ChrisMugshot.jpg|Chris's distinctly [[Tomgirl Saga|unfeminine]] mugshot.<br />
File:PROTESTING_SANIC_BUM.jpg|The defacement Chris intended to wreak.<br />
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==[[Fan Art]]==<br />
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File:Goofytime PTSD Employ2.jpg|Retail employees will now have Chris haunting their nightmares.<br />
File:Tomgrrllyfe.jpg|Chris after life on the inside.<br />
File:Chris-chan as the Pepper Spray Cop.jpg|Don't call anybody!<br />
File:Chris's strut.png|Fighting the law requires fashion!<br />
File:Chris_in_court.jpeg| Meanwhile at Chris's trial...<br />
File:Sonichulector1.jpg| Chris after the trial...<br />
File:Sonichulecto3.jpg| Well Trolls, Have the lambs stopped screaming?<br />
File:Sonichulecto2.jpg| You may be the top Graduate from The FBI Academy, but he is the most twisted and cunning criminal the world has known.<br />
File:Phantom_Stress.jpg| "What a mess I've made, when it all went wrong..."<br />
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===[[Miiverse]] Art===<br />
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==Video==<br />
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{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Chris Chan maces a GameStop employee<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|yJkjjpFM97w}}<br />
| stardate = 27 [[December 2014]]<br />
| subject = {{Video games|text}}<br />
| style = {{Rage|text}}, {{Violence|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}, {{Sonic Boom|text}}<br />
| shirt = Manchester Sweatshirt<br />
| previous = [[Brushfire Video]]<br />
| next = [[Mario_Kart_8_Videos#Dry_Dry_Desert|Wii U - Mario Kart 8 - (GCN) Dry Dry Desert]]<br />
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=== Transcript ===<br />
[''A beep, most likely from the checkout machine, is heard as Chris walks near the camera. He blows a raspberry, presumably at monozettai, for a nanosecond as he passes the camera'']<br />
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'''Chris''': Don't call anybody!<br />
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[''Chris struts confidently towards the store entrance. Unintelligible background noise from other customers can be heard, a family at the counter look shocked and confused by the bizarre creature passing them.'']<br />
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'''Clerk''': [''to customer at register''] 22.10 [''laughs'']<br />
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[''Chris sprays James Herring, the store's assistant manager, with pepper spray, causing him to quickly back away. A woman, likely the store's manager from Chris's description, walks into view.'']<br />
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'''Manager''': That guy wants to buy 2... [''trails off, realizing what just happened.'']<br />
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'''James''': Whoa! Hey! [''mouths "what the fuck"'']<br />
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== Police Scanner Video == <br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Police scanner<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|pk-Oa8BinxE}}<br />
| stardate = 27 [[December 2014]]<br />
| subject = {{Video games|text}}; {{Other|[[Sonic Boom Protests]]}}<br />
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===Transcript===<br />
{{Transcription}}<br />
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[''The entire audio is messy, grainy and hard to hear. If there are any inaccuracies in the audio, please feel free to help.'']<br />
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'''0:00'''<br />
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'''Old cop:''' APC RP 5-7, APC--[''mumbling'']<br />
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'''Rookie:''' I'll cover it.<br />
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'''Cool cop:''' Stay there.<br />
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'''Old cop:''' He's at Fashion Square Mall. I'll get him. He's not in Shoppers World. I'm probably gonna pull up in the community and park the car. ''(CUTS OUT)'' and then...I'll go...check the car. He is described as a ''([[Stress sigh|sighs]])'' white male, 5-foot 9, with long brown hair. He was wearing two sets of glasses and [[Plush Breasts|fake breasts]]. ''(Someone in the background says "what the hell?")'' The name is supposed to be "Christopher Chandler".<br />
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'''1:00'''<br />
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'''Rural cop:''' I'll go and do it. I'm on location.<br />
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'''?:''' Okay. <br />
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'''?:''' Doin' okay.<br />
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'''?:''' Thank you, Ethan.<br />
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'''?:''' No problem.<br />
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'''?:''' Uhh... I'll be looking for seven, I'll probably be in that ''???'' mall for a little bit. Three-nine can just run it.<br />
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'''?:''' Fine, Arthur. Three-nine, you got... Yeah. He can just route a call from our phone. Okay.<br />
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'''?:''' Uh, have you sent out that thing from here, ''?????'' Thirty-nine can just draw it.<br />
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'''?:''' Uh, ''????'' and ''?????''<br />
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'''?:''' Roger.<br />
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'''2:00'''<br />
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''(SILENCE)''<br />
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'''2:26'''<br />
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'''Mike:''' ''?????''<br />
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'''Woman:''' Thank you, Mike.<br />
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'''2:32'''<br />
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''(SILENCE)''<br />
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'''3:23'''<br />
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'''?:''' Seven-six APC.<br />
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'''?:''' Copy, seven-six.<br />
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'''Rural cop:''' Someone here at the mall with Christopher Chandler. A long time here. Trespass. Banned from the mall.<br />
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'''?:''' ''????'' uh, you got ''??????''<br />
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'''4:00'''<br />
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'''Old cop:''' APC RP five-seven.<br />
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'''Rookie:''' Copy.<br />
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'''?:''' Uh, ''?????''<br />
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'''Rookie:''' That's correct.<br />
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'''Old cop:''' APC RP five-seven. ''(PAUSE) ?????'' seven-six<br />
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'''4:45'''<br />
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''(SILENCE)''<br />
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'''5:14'''<br />
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'''Ethan:''' ''???'' before seven APC<br />
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'''?:''' ''?????''<br />
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'''Ethan:''' Could I have the report number please?<br />
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'''?:''' Ethan, your number's 10725. Ten seven two five. ''(PAUSE) careful??????''<br />
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'''Ethan:''' ''????'' three units.<br />
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'''?:''' Sir, can you get me the report number ''????????''<br />
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'''?:''' ''?????'', you have, uh, 10726. Ten seven two six.<br />
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'''6:09'''<br />
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''(SILENCE)''<br />
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'''7:00'''<br />
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'''?:''' APC ''?????''<br />
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'''Woman:''' ''?????''<br />
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'''Old cop:''' ''?????'' car ''???????????????'' in the area ''????'' might have come from a house ''?????'' I'll check the ''book????''<br />
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==Fan Videos==<br />
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|{{Infobox/Fanvideo<br />
| name = Dramatic Reading of Chris' Facebook Post<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|1mNy4oamILA}}<br />
| stardate = 29 [[December 2014]]<br />
| maker = [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7EpM9PXIn3bTIlJYiP1xWg BrendanielReads]<br />
| subject = 26 December 2014}}<br />
|{{Infobox/Fanvideo<br />
| name = Chris Fought the Law<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|M2cKgb9xU2o}}<br />
| stardate = 30 [[December 2014]]<br />
| maker = FavoretFox<br />
| subject = 26 December 2014<br />
| type = [[Parody]] of The Crickets' "I Fought the Law"}}<br />
|-<br />
|{{Infobox/Fanvideo<br />
| name = Tyrone Declares Chris Chan's Innocence<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|0A2p_OgkZw0}}<br />
| stardate = 17 [[January 2015]]<br />
| maker = Based Tyrone<br />
| subject = 26 December 2014}}<br />
|{{Infobox/Fanvideo<br />
| name = The Don't Call Anyone Experience<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|R-Ws9ESBA0U}}<br />
| stardate = 2 [[April 2015]]<br />
| subject = {{Video games|text}}<br />
| maker = C Chan<br />
| subject = 26 December 2014}}<br />
|}<br />
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== See also ==<br />
* [[Chris and the Law]]<br />
* [[GameStop]]<br />
* [[Jail calls]]<br />
* [[Sonic Boom Protests]]<br />
* [[28 October 2011]]<br />
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==References==<br />
<references /><br />
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[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2014]]<br />
[[Category:Events]]<br />
[[Category:Eyewitness Accounts]]</div>
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Christian Weston Chandler
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<div>:''This article is about Chris himself...it is his article and nothing less! For the "Sonichu" character, see [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)]]. For other uses, see [[Christian Weston Chandler (disambiguation)]].<br>''<br />
:''"Christian" redirects here. For our hero's view on Christianity, see [[Chris and religion]].''<br />
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! colspan="2" |Christian Weston Chandler<br />
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| '''Birth Name'''<br />
| Christopher Weston Chandler<br />
|-<br />
| '''Full Name'''<br />
| "Christopher" Christian "Ricardo" Weston Chandler<br />
|-<br />
| '''Nicknames'''<br />
| Chris-chan<br>Chris Chan<br>[[Spanish|Ricardo Weston Chandler]]<br>CWC<br>[[Ian Brandon Anderson]]<br>Solid Chris<br>[[JenkinsJinkies|Junior Jenkins]]<br>[[Carlos Chantor]]<br> [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|KookyDashy]] <br> [[Jackie E-mails 24|Kaka Apple Chrissy]] <br> Christine Weston Chandler <br> [[June 2015 Facebook Posts#Wordplay|Ht Wto Hd]] <br> Fat-Ass <br />
|-<br />
| '''Date of Birth'''<br />
| [[Birthday|24 February]] [[1982]] (age {{Age|1982|2|24}})<br />
|-<br />
| '''Gender'''<br />
| Male (1982–present)<br>[[Tomgirl]] (2011-2012)<br>Unknown (2012-2014)<br>Tomgirl/[[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Chris comes out...kinda|Lesbian-Identified Male]] (2014-present)<br>Transwoman (2015-present)<br />
|-<br />
| '''Nationality'''<br />
| [[American]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''[[Race]]'''<br />
| White<br />
|-<br />
| '''Height'''<br />
| Self reported 5'10" (1.78 m)<ref>[[Match.com#Profile text]]</ref><ref>[[The Hook Cafe#Characteristics]]</ref><br />
|-<br />
| '''Weight'''<br />
| Self-reported [[WeighIn|216 lbs. (98.2 kg)]] <br />
|-<br />
| '''Parents'''<br />
| [[Bob]] (deceased)<br /> [[Barbara]]<br />
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| '''Education'''<br />
| [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] ([[CADD]])<br />
|-<br />
| '''Occupation(s)'''<br />
| Freelance comic book artist/writer/videogame designer (unpublished)<br>[[Wendy's]] employee ([[2001]]) <br>[[Cutco]] salesman ([[2003]])<br>[[Carlos Chantor|Male escort]] ([[2010]], unpaid)<br />
|-<br />
|}<br />
{{quote|I am the [[Slow-in-the-minds|high-functioning]] [[autism|autistic]] person who was heavily [[stress|emotionally damaged]], [[Chris and art|artistic]] [[Things Chris has ripped off|inspiration]] lost with [[Chris and health|paranoia]], [[BlueSpike|deception]], [[Jack Thaddeus|blackmail]] and [[Death threats|plain hurtful words]] from those bottom-feeding [[Trolls]]. I am the [[The Wall of Originals|hand-drawing original]] [[Chris and copyright|creator]] of [[sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]] and the city of [[CWCville|Cwcville]], [[Virginia]], [[United States of America|USA]].|[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|KookyDashy]], aka Chris<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20110804190802/http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=57&start=10 Re: We've been found AND mocked horribly! :( ] - The Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia post where Chris reveals himself (archive from 4 Aug 2011)</ref>}}<br />
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'''Christian Weston Chandler''' (born '''Christopher Weston Chandler''' on 24 February [[1982]], and currently '''Christine Weston Chandler''') is a [[Asperger's|high-functioning]] [[This_is_how_the_Trial_went#The_Trial.|adult autistic child]], 33-year-old, former [[virgin with rage]], and [[Things Chris has ripped off|creator]] of the infamous [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], a crossover of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and [[Pokémon|Pikachu]]. Chris also stars alongside his [[Chris and copyright|original creations]] in his own self-titled online comic book.<br />
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His adult life has been largely defined by his goal of developing his webcomic ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' into a hit media franchise and his [[Love Quest]] to obtain a "[[boyfriend-free girl|boyfriend-free]], 18-[''my current age'']-year old, caring, [[tobacky|smoke-free]], non-[[alcohol]]ic [[Chris and race|white]] girl" to make into a "[[sweetheart from the ground-up]]." <br />
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In late [[2007]], he became [[Internet]]-famous when he caught the attention of [[4chan]] and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. The initial fascination was spurred on by his willingness to wear a homemade [[Sonichu medallion]] in public, his [[Chris and art|childlike artwork]] featuring his unoriginal Sonic recolor, and his history of loitering in [[Attraction Locations|public places]] while literally holding up a [[sign]] asking women to talk to him. His reaction to the ensuing mockery led to even greater scrutiny of his life, [[Chris and...|revealing more disturbing facts about him]].<br />
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==Aliases==<br />
[[Image:093-CWCtoon.jpg|thumb|left|100px|[[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Christian's hand drawn representation of himself.]]]]<br />
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Christian Weston Chandler has a wide array of names he has given himself. He was born Christopher Weston Chandler, but [[Christopher's name change|changed]] to "Christian" at the behest of the "[[Leonard Bearstein|mall conductor bear]]". In either case, he answers to "Chris" and "Chris-Chan". [[Autism|Unusually]], Chris will often refer to himself by his full name, or if he's feeling especially formal, "Christopher Christian Weston Chandler". He is unusually proud of his initials "CWC" and often incorporates them into his creations and various puns on the word "quick".<br />
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Chris's nickname in his high school [[Spanish]] classes was "Ricardo", and to this day he translates his own name to "Ricardo Weston Chandler" when writing or speaking in Spanish, likely due to his ignorance of the fact that you generally don't translate your own name when speaking in another language. At times he will literally announce himself as "Christopher Christian 'Ricardo' Weston Chandler", or variants thereof, to precisely identify himself.<br />
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When Chris revealed he wanted to be referred to with feminine pronouns, he began calling himself "Christine".<br />
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Occasionally, Chris will use the names of his characters to refer to himself, most notably his evil twin, [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]], and of course, Sonichu. In his comics, Chris has the ability to transform into an [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]], named [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]].<br />
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The only names commonly used to refer to Chris which he did not himself invent are "Chrissy" (popularized by [[Arjen Van Dierten]]) and [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] (popularized by [[Liquid Chris]]). Less notably, there is also "Solid Chris", used by some to differentiate him from Liquid in the tradition of a [[Metal Gear Solid|certain video game series]].<br />
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==Overview==<br />
[[Image:Chris-Straw.jpg|thumb|left|[[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail|An infamous image Chris drew of himself enjoying a soda in 2 ways.]]]]<br />
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Chris is a timid, autistic transwoman (even though he has only replaced his hormones as of now) with [[Chris and his ego|delusional tendencies]] who has been allowed - by his parents, [[Bob Chandler]] and [[Barbara Chandler]] - to eternally live like a child, amassing [[toys]] and [[video games]] into a single [[room]] in [[Borb|his parents]]' [[14 Branchland Court|house]]. Now 33 years old, he is so comfortable in his protected existence that he refuses to conform to the norms of society, such as [[Chris and health#Hygiene|bathing]] regularly, not loitering in a store all day waiting for people to talk to you,using the bathroom if you think you may have [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|soiled yourself]], and not having your life's mission be to [[Sonic Boom Protests | changing]] a children's character's arms. Although the public school system forced Chris to face society, graduation has allowed Chris to stay indoors and avoid taking part in typical civilian activities. Due to this avoidance of the outside world, Chris has never held a steady [[Chris's resume|job]], or even been employed for more than a few months in his whole life. Nor has he had many meaningful relationships with people in a social setting. Chris's main impressions of people now come from the [[trolls]] and [[white knights]] he meets online.<br />
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Chris is completely obsessed with his character Sonichu, to the point that he has hand-crafted several medallions in the shape of Sonichu and related characters. Between February [[2004]] and [[March 2010]], Chris was rarely seen or photographed without one of these totems, even wearing them in his [[:Image:License.jpg|driver's license photo]] and to his [[college]] graduation. At the same time, he is absolutely convinced that everyone wants to learn all about Sonichu, and that the only reason [[Nintendo]], Sega, and [[Sony]] haven't approached him about making Sonichu games is that they're either trying to be tough negotiators, or that her chances are being ruined by trolls working in the companies. The medallion returned in [[September 2010]].<br />
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Chris used to absolutely hate [[homos|gay men]], and communicated this with such intensity that observers were easily convinced he was simply terrified of becoming gay himself. He cannot bear to look at another man's [[pickle]], and he stares at [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|a ''Sailor Moon'' poster]] to keep himself straight.<ref>[[Chris Destroys His Vibrator]]</ref> Chris' words do not always align with his actions; he appears to be deeply insecure about his gender. He has [[recycling|swallowed his own semen]], [[Sports bra photo series|wears a bra]], and only reins in his [[Tomgirl Pictures|tendency to proudly cross-dress]] because his elderly mother intensely disapproves. While these actions do not indicate homosexuality outright, they do question the validity of Chris's own judgements on his sexual orientation. Surprisingly, however, his homophobia seemed to have little basis in his religious beliefs, as he had not noticed Leviticus 18:22, which condemns homosexuality, until he saw it on a 2009 episode of ''[[Family Guy]]''.<ref>[[CWC with Bible - Leviticus]]</ref> However, his homophobia didn't extend to lesbians, whom he "partly encourages" and is even aroused by.<br />
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== Early life ==<br />
In 24 February 1982, Chris was born to Robert and Barbara Chandler. He was born in the [[United States]], specifically in the state of [[Virginia]], and of course, is a citizen of the US. Not much was known about Chris in his toddler years, but the signs of autism didn't creep up until he was older. At the time, he was a pretty normal kid.<br />
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===Childhood and adolescence===<br />
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[[Image:0147-CWCsMilkcapsAcrossTime.jpg|240px|thumb|The evolution (or decay, depending upon how you see things) of Chris-chan...in a [[Wikipedia:Pogs|pog]] form (yes, those are homemade pogs). Top: Chris '94, '95, '96. Bottom: '97, '98', '99.]]<br />
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Chris claims his first word, "monkey", was spoken at 6 weeks old,<ref name="Wikipedia early">[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992]]</ref> and he remains proud of this feat into his thirties regardless of how obviously unlikely and physically impossible it is to be true--the language centers in the human brain literally cannot grasp English at 6 weeks, disregarding infantile vocal chords.<br />
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An [[abusive babysitter]], who was alone with Christopher every day for years,<ref>[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-3.PNG|6 March 2007 email from Cole to Chris, page 3]]</ref> allegedly locked him in a room at an early age.<ref name="Wikipedia early" /> Chris apparently misses the irony in the fact that he now locks himself in a room. He once identified this confinement as the source of his autism. Between the ages of 1 and 7, Chris did not speak at all, and had to visit [[James Madison University]] for speech therapy. He was diagnosed as being autistic, with the doctor projecting (at least according to Chris) that he would never make it to high school, much less be able to write his own name.<ref>[[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)]]</ref> <br />
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During the [[1980s]], Christopher was playmates with [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]]. One day, she convinced him that Casper the Friendly Ghost lived in the crawlspace under her house, and when he crawled in there to look, she locked him in,<ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#Memories of childhood|Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares, page 4]]</ref> beginning Chris's lifelong career of getting trolled. Apparently, he doesn't hold any hard feelings over it (possibly just because she's a girl--if a guy did that to him, Chris would vow vengeance).<br />
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In [[1989]], noted ursine conductor Leonard Bearstein misheard Christopher's first name and called him "Christian", which inexplicably convinced Christopher to later have his name legally changed.<br />
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Chris spent the [[1990s|1990-1991]] school year in the fourth grade at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]], until his parents pulled him out of classes over a mysterious dispute. Chris claims that he was forcefully restrained by the school's faculty<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]]</ref> and that he was made to sit on the lap of the [[Bruce Johnson|principal]], an experience that supposedly inspired his homophobia. It's possible that Chris's opinions about these events are colored more by his parents' attitudes than his own memories. The issue went to court, with Greene County seeking to have Chris sent to a "special school", which Bob and Barbara likely interpreted to mean a nut-house. Chris was home-schooled through the 5th grade during these proceedings. When his family exhausted all legal recourse, Chris and his father relocated to [[Richmond]] so that Chris could continue his education in a different school system, starting with the sixth grade in fall 1992.<ref name="Wikipedia early" /><br />
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At age 11, Chris entered and won the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]]. On his 12th birthday, he enjoyed a $1,000 shopping spree as his prize. WVIR-TV's coverage of the event focused on Chris's autism, regarding the contest win as a worthy accomplishment due to his mental condition. Chris put footage from this newscast on [[YouTube]] long before he was known to general public, and it remains the most solid evidence that he is not some elaborate troll. This incident is often cited as the beginning of Chris's tendency to use his autism as leverage for special treatment, as well as his fascination with toys & video games at the expense of more mature pursuits and his journey of becoming a Fat-Ass. It has led Chris to constantly enter contests in hopes of winning big (or else [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|becoming infuriated and belligerent to the winners]] when he loses).<br />
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<center><gallery><br />
Image:0002-BabyChristopher.jpg|Even as a baby, he was unusually ugly. Looks kind of like Baby Selwyn from ''[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Braindead_%28film%29 Braindead]''.<br />
Image:0003-ChristopherApr1985.jpg|Age 3, actually a pretty cute kid.<br />
Image:0001-ChristopherInSchool.jpg|Holding a prototype [[Sonichu Balls|Sonichu ball]].<br />
Image:0043-YoungChristopher2.jpg|[[Chris and fashion|Chris's taste in clown shirts begins]], coupled with his infamous "deer in headlights" [[stare]].<br />
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[[Image:0240-ChristianCBBall97.jpg|120px|thumb|left|CWC the water boy. PRO TIP: Don't drink anything from one of Chris's [[fapcup|cups]].]]<br />
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[[Image:CWC12.png|120px|thumb|Hard to believe, but this photo has not been airbrushed to perfection.]]<br />
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Chris spent much of his time in [[Manchester High School|high school]] playing video games at home, reading ''[[Goosebumps]]'' novels, and hanging out with his "[[gal pals]]" and "[[Joseph Herring|friend]]" at school. It was at this time that he first put his "creative talents" to use, with the inventions of [[Bionic the Hedgehog]] and Sonichu.<ref>[[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_7/Page_22]</ref> Chris claims to have been on the [[honor roll]], and during this time acquired the true source of his powers, his [[amnyfest ring]].<br />
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Because the art award he wanted was given to someone else, Chris stormed out crying during his [[Manchester High School#Graduation|high school graduation]]. He honestly thought he deserved the award more than anyone else because he worked on it "so hard" in spite of his autism. Another reason for his sorrow was his fear that he might soon have to grow up and start acting like an adult.<ref>[[:Image:0567-GraduationNote2.jpg|DVD, graduation note 2]]</ref> Evidently, this fear was unfounded.<br />
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Since leaving high school and the happiest years of his life, Chris has been unwilling and unable to progress in any aspect of his life. He remains trapped in a childish, Year [[2000]] [[Time Void|time-warp]], as he believes that whatever he was doing at the time was what helped him attract female companions. That his high school gal-pals have moved on and married real adult men with careers is of little consequence to him.<br />
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Image:444-MecheFox.JPG|This should win a prize.<br />
Image:445-SonicTotem.JPG|Not creepy.<br />
Image:470-CWCCoilPot.JPG|Chris's Like Like.<br />
Image:475-RelaxingCWC1.JPG|Chris relaxing. Not scary at all.<br />
Image:476-RelaxingCWC2.JPG|Uh...<br />
Image:471-ChristophersLeatherFace.JPG|Chris calls this his "leather face". Apparently, he's never seen ''Texas Chainsaw Massacre''.<br />
Image:467-CWCPlate.JPG|This plate helps you lose weight - look at it and you'll want to vomit.<br />
Image:doorfish.jpg|You put this over your door to keep away would be thieves.<br />
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===Adult Chronicles===<br />
[[Image:0781-CWCspdbed.JPG|thumb|One of Chris's promotional images for his [[Love Quest]].]]<br />
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Chris's entry into [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] probably eased his inability to cope with life after high school. He took courses in [[CADD|Computer Aided Drafting and Design]] and began spending more time on ''Sonichu'', launching a [[Sonichu's News Dash|newsletter]] and circulating it on the PVCC campus. Over time, he began losing touch with his gal-pals from high school, and he presumably found the junior college crowd less willing to humor him and his personal idiosyncrasies. By his own admission, his social life at PVCC was lacking when compared to his high school years.<ref>[[Story of My Current Days#Story of My Current Days]]</ref><ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], page 10.</ref><br />
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Chris says he decided he needed a [[sweetheart]] in February [[2003]]. Possibly driven by his discovery that his old friend [[Sarah Hammer]] had begun dating [[Wes Iseli]], Chris started his [[Love Quest]] in earnest that summer. However, he quickly found that every girl he talked to had a boyfriend (or so they claimed). Chris soon became neurotic about the "[[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]]" and began concocting and employing various bizarre methods to attract women without actually having to approach or speak to them.<br />
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Chris's most celebrated technique involved sitting in one place (or pacing back and forth) for hours, holding a sign that read "I am a (Chris's age then)-Year Old, Single Male, seeking an 18-(Chris's age then)-Year Old, Single Female Companion." Amazingly, this strategy accomplished nothing beyond getting him into trouble with various [[jerkops|authority]] [[manajerks|figures]] who believed that he was loitering and/or soliciting sex, which is basically true. Chris was particularly affected by a series of confrontations with the [[PVCC]] dean [[Mary Lee Walsh]] over his attraction techniques, resulting in an ongoing, completely one-sided blood feud involving [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|magic curses]] and [[Mary Lee Walsh#Mary Lee Walsh in Sonichu|slander]]. After a series of confrontations featuring increasingly bizarre and threatening behavior on Chris's part, Walsh expelled him for one year in [[2004]]. He eventually returned, however, obtaining an associate's degree in May [[2006]]. <br />
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After college, Chris promptly dropped out of society, devoting his life to finding a boyfriend-free girl, drawing ''Sonichu'', [[mass debating]], and using his [[monthly tugboat|welfare money]] to buy video games and [[sex toys]].<br />
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[[Image:156-CWCMegan1.jpg|thumb|left|He can smell fear.]]<br />
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In [[2005]], Chris met [[Megan Schroeder]] at a [[The GAMe PLACe|local game and card shop]]. A social outcast like himself, Megan proved unusual in that she was willing to talk to Chris for more than 5 minutes. The 2 quickly became close friends, although Megan claimed to have recently endured a bad break-up and refused to entertain Chris's obvious romantic interest. Chris, seemingly basing his stance on studying women in porn and [[anime]], believed that the key to turning Megan's platonic feelings romantic was to make inappropriate advances toward her until she had to tell him to stop touching her.<br />
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In the summer of [[2007]], Chris put it all on the line by entering the [[PaRappa the Rapper Contest|''PaRappa the Rapper'' Contest]] so that he could win prizes and a trip for two to Seattle, which formed the centerpiece of his plan to finally score with Megan. The contest ended in disaster for Chris, as he lost to the dreaded [[Adam Stackhouse]] and subsequently learned that Megan wouldn't have gone with him on the trip even if he had won.<br />
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It was during the Love Quest that Chris was inspired to launch ''Sonichu'', a comic book series featuring his Electric Hedgehog Pokémon. Ostensibly, the comic was intended to focus on the life and times of Chris's unbelievably original character, but by halfway through the first issue the focus of the story had become Chris and his myriad of romantic misadventures.<br />
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==Discovery==<br />
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[[Image:110-SchuSiteIdea2.jpg|thumb|FUCK YEAH!!!]]<br />
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Chris's rare talent was discovered when someone posted an anonymous picture of Sonichu on [[4-cent garbage|4chan]]. It only took a quick Google search of Chris's name to discover the picture's author, and Chris's miserable existence spilled over onto [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] in October 2007. His life hasn't been the same since then.<br />
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[[File:ChrisMomsPanties.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2008]].]]<br />
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Upon learning of the "Chris-Chan" article on ED, Chris released a single [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement|YouTube video]] attempting to diplomatically convince the site to remove the page. Failing in this, he then spent the next several months [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|vandalizing]] the article in the vain hope of overwhelming his enemies. This catastrophically backfired as Chris, in an attempt to prove himself as lurid as the [[trolls]], revealed a great deal of embarrassing information, most notably [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|a portrait of himself fingerbanging Megan]] that ruined his most important relationship at the time. By the spring of [[2008]], Chris would be banned from both [[The Game Place|his favorite hangout]] (temporarily, but he was banned permanently in August 2008) and [[Grace Baptist Church|his parents' church]] for reasons at least partially related to information brought to light by the ED article.<br />
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In August 2008, Chris [[CWC's Second Message|declared]] [[Attention All Sonichu Fans (NOT HATERS)|war]] upon Encyclopedia Dramatica in a series of videos, threatening to withhold publication of the upcoming [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] unless his vast [[fan base]] rallied to force ED to remove the "Chris-Chan" article. When ED suffered outages unrelated to this crusade, Chris [[Kudos to the Encyclopedia DramaDestruction|took credit and declared victory]], guaranteeing that he would be under constant fire from trolls for years to come. This began an endless cycle in which Chris would produce [[videos]], comics, and harebrained schemes to attack the trolls, which would in turn encourage more and more trolls to provoke him for his hilarious responses. <br />
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The cycle was briefly disrupted in the fall of 2008 when Chris sent his various [[medallions]] to his [[Blanca Weiss|fake Internet girlfriend]], who immediately destroyed them and broke up with him. This emotional heartbreak and the release of ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' reduced Chris's output of videos and other sources of [[Laughs Under Lucricities]]. At the same time, Encyclopedia Dramatica began cracking down on trolls using Chris's ED page as a forum for discussing him, and in general opinion was divided as to whether it was funny or faggy to continue harassing him. The resulting schism led to the creation of numerous websites (such as [[CWCki|this one]] singularly devoted to documenting his life), which has only expanded the coverage of Chris's hijinks.<br />
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==Chris today==<br />
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[[File:Ecp00066.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2009]].]]<br />
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By late 2008, trolls controlled many aspects of Chris's life by posing as dedicated [[fans]], sweethearts, cartoonish enemies, and prospective business partners. Chris's ego and [[naïve]]te readily embraced this brave new world in which every woman wanted to fuck him, and every man was either trying to help him sell ''Sonichu'' products or steal the franchise for their own nefarious goals. Trolls would begin denoting major events in Chris's life as "[[saga]]s" such as the [[Miyamoto]] Saga, the [[Julie]] Saga, the [[Ivy]] Saga, the Liquid Saga, and the [[Asperchu]] Saga. All the while, the CWCki maintains a constant record of these events, ensuring that Chris cannot get away with his highly selective and revisionary treatment of his history.<br />
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[[File:Personalprofile.jpg|thumb|left|''[[OkCupid|Hello]], [[The Hook Cafe|ladies]][[Carlos Chantor|!]]'' Chris in [[2010]].]]<br />
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Following his disastrous failure to woo [[The Wallflower|a real girl]] in March [[2010]], Chris began to realize what anyone else would have figured out a long time ago: his toxic internet presence is having a detrimental effect upon his real life, and each new video he creates only makes it worse. This realization appears to have led him to reduce his online presence and to stop donning Sonichu medallions and [[clown shirt]]s.<br />
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In [[November 2010]], around the same time another romantic saga involving [[Jackie|another sweetheart]] ended in failure, Chris announced he will no longer socialize online or publish videos of himself. Subsequently, all videos save for the last one were removed from his YouTube channel. However, his Internet activity had not completely ceased since he retired from YouTube. Chris later returned with new videos in [[August 2011]].<br />
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[[File:TG20.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2011]], near the time of his father's death.]]<br />
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Perhaps the most dramatic change in Chris’s life was his open and enthusiastic embrace of cross-dressing and femininity in general. In [[2011]], Chris was revealed to have become a full blown transvestite (or "[[tomgirl]]", as he calls it) and fully embraced his new identity both at home and in public. Chris seems to have reconciled this behavior with his extreme homophobia and purported heterosexuality without any difficulty. Though treated as yet another saga at first, this behavior seems to be deeply entrenched and has only gotten more extreme as of late 2014 (see below).<br />
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In [[September 2011]], Chris's father died of heart failure. Chris continues to live with his widowed mother, who along with the [[tugboat]] is his only source of income. Since his mother is in her 70s, it can be reasonably assumed that she has little time left on this earth, especially when her poor health is taken into account.<br />
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Since Bob's death, Chris has seldom interacted with trolls, and is seemingly no longer able to effortlessly bounce back from despair like he used to, and has instead lapsed into deep depression, no doubt exacerbated by the later loss of his home to fire, and subsequent financial difficulties. In the aftermath of Bob's death, many trolls began to question whether Chris deserved or indeed, could cope with any further trolling, given that he was no longer the bellicose, [[Chris and fashion|striped-shirted]] egocentric that the world had come to know. If one thing is certain, it is that Chris's glory days of screaming into a camera like a madman and performing like a circus animal for trolls offering [[china]] are over.<br />
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[[File:Christran2.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2012]].]]<br />
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In [[October 2011]], Chris and Barb were [[28 October 2011|arrested]] at [[The GAMe PLACe]] and charged on several counts including trespassing, assault, and failure to stop at an accident causing over $1,000 in damage after an altercation with [[Michael Snyder]]. The trespassing and assault charges against Chris were dropped, but both still face felony trials for the failure to stop, and Barb for assaulting a police officer.<br />
[[File:Chris march2013.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2013]].]]<br />
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In [[April 2012]], Chris declared that he finally [[Mia Hamm|lost his virginity]]. This was later confirmed to be true...[[Other documents#Chris's wingman|at the hands of a prostitute]]. 2012 was otherwise uneventful, probably because Chris was in trouble with [[Chris and the Law|the law]].<br />
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[[2013]] saw Chris's life more or less confined to ranting on [[Facebook]] and [[Twitter]], as well as making himself a pariah to people in real life through his actions. He began blaming people to their face for his own shortcomings which resulted in him leaving his church, getting chewed out by a voice actress from [[My Little Pony|one of his favorite shows]], upsetting the few friends he has left with his homophobia and getting thrown out of a [[Wal-Mart]] for committing blatant vandalism. He has also complained about the 'stress' taking its toll on his health ([[Chris and Health|this, at least, is evident]]) and pined incessantly about being "lonely". Even the "gal-pals" Chris so fondly talked about in his high school days would end up betraying him - he found out around Halloween 2013 that they had only tolerated him out of pity and, having discovered them, were just as revolted by his antics as much as the next sane person. Of course, the miseries Chris was lamenting at this time were almost entirely products of his own behavior coming back to haunt him, something he clearly did not realize.<br />
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The year 2013 also saw the rise of quite a few new white knights as well (including actual friends he met in real life) all of whom tried to offer constructive advice to Chris, although their advice was unwelcome information and thus totally ignored, as tradition dictates. This year of Chris's life seemed to have been most characterized by his flagrant disrespect of people, things and ideas around him, resulting in his exile and loneliness which he idiotically (but predictably) did not connect with his appalling behavior. <br />
[[File:Chris 15 Aug 2014 changed profile pic.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2014]], his long, lank, thin hair receding in earnest.]]<br />
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At first, it seemed that [[2014]] would just be business as usual. That is, until [[January 2014|January]] 10th when, in a cataclysmic display of the idiocy we've come to expect from him, Chris thought it would be a good idea to brew coffee in the bathroom of his garbage-filled house with an extension cord, leading to him [[Destruction Of Chris's House|setting his own house on fire]]. Luckily, no one (animal or human) was seriously harmed, although the resulting damages have forced him and his mother to temporarily [[Rental House|move out and trash a different house]]. Almost all of the Chandler possessions were destroyed in the fire, including most of Chris's [[Megan Shrine|vast]] [[Lego|hoard]] [[Trading Cards|of]] [[DVD|stupid]] [[Kimmi|shit]]. On a sadder note, most if not all of Bob's possessions would have been destroyed, including his huge record collection.<br />
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Since then, Chris and his mother have been having [[Chris and money|acute financial difficulties]], and Chris has spent most of the year alternating between begging and taking the odd commission to make more of his horrendous "art" on Facebook, or in a new display of [[Chris and his Ego|narcissism]], selling autographed photos of himself on eBay (you can guess who most of his patrons are). Nonetheless, this hasn't stopped Chris from blowing literal thousands of dollars on [[Lego|children's toys]]. Naturally, his "art" and photographs are only really of any value to trolls, and thankfully few people have been foolish enough to give him hand-outs. Which is for the best, given that he may finally be forced to face a situation his mother can't [[Hooker incident|bail him]] [[Chris and money|out of]], and maybe, just maybe, learn something from it. [[Chris and reality|Or not]].<br />
[[File:ChrisMugshot.jpg|thumb|right|Chris, as he enters [[2015]].]]<br />
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More curiously, [[Chris and reality|Chris began identifying as a lesbian]] in [[August 2014]], and denied that there is no such thing as a male lesbian (citing Yahoo! Answers as proof). While he seemed to soften his stance on gay men (''very'' reluctantly), he also indicated that he hated his own duck, in addition to his pre-existing hatred of ducks in general. <br />
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In July, Chris claimed to have a [[2014 Anonymous Sweetheart|girlfriend]]. Needless to say, many [[Megan Schroeder|doubted it]] [[The Wallflower|would last]]. <br />
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As of Halloween, Chris has been swanning around attending (and likely ruining) LGBTQ events around Charlottesville, including attending a Halloween party at a gay bar dressed as a lesbian from the 70s. At such events, he obviously mingles with people infinitely more accepting and kind than himself. This necessarily will result either in Chris becoming a better person or in Chris being banned and ostracized from these gatherings. If history suggests a single thing, it is that the latter scenario will occur.<br />
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In early November, it was confirmed that his latest sweetheart, [[Catherine]], was yet another troll persona. This has led to an outpouring of disappointment and disgust from many of his [[CWCki Forums|unappreciated abettors]], who were hoping that, for once, Chris had got lucky. It is unclear, but likely, that she was the same woman mentioned above who was dating him in July.<br />
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This glimmer of pity was extinguished in December, as Chris [[26 December 2014|violated a ban and assaulting an employee in an outing to]] [[GameStop]] on Boxing Day. He assaulted the store's Assistant Manager, who was calling security, with mace; showing that, again, Chris has yet to learn anything from his mistakes, if he even regards them as mistakes to begin with. Only time will tell how much trouble Chris has landed himself in this time, but given his current financial status and history, it can't be good. Needless to say, Chris has no one to blame but himself for this mess, which isn't to say he won't try.<br />
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In January 2015, Chris asked people to start referring him with female pronouns, and subsequently caused another ruckus at Wal-Mart.<br />
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More generally, 2015 has seen Chris slowly shy away from his traditional bigotry towards men and homosexuals (while still keeping up his [[Sonic Boom Protests|ludicrous crusade against Sega over the color scheme of a certain cartoon rodent]] and dramatizing his experience with trolls), and finally develop enough self-awareness to try and know himself. He has indicated in several Facebook posts that he is still trying to gauge his own sexuality and sexual identity; he has yoyoed between wanting to remain a transvestite and wanting to transition into womanhood. He has even indicated feeling some degree of attraction to men, although he still seems to prefer women.<br />
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==See also==<br />
* [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)]] - Chris's depiction of himself within his own comics.<br />
* [[Chris-chan Sonichu]] - Chris's furry alter ego.<br />
* [[:Category:DVD slideshow images|Hundreds of personal photographs]] assembled for use in Chris's autobiographical [[DVD]].<br />
* [[User:GodofThunderGodofWar]] - Chris's own CWCki account<br />
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==Sources==<br />
{{CWCipedia}}<br />
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==External links==<br />
[http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4813395/ Christian Weston Chandler] at the [[Wikipedia:Internet Movie Database|Internet Movie Database]]<br />
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<div>:''This article is about Chris himself...it is his article and nothing less! For the "Sonichu" character, see [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)]]. For other uses, see [[Christian Weston Chandler (disambiguation)]].<br>''<br />
:''"Christian" redirects here. For our hero's view on Christianity, see [[Chris and religion]].''<br />
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! colspan="2" |Christian Weston Chandler<br />
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| '''Birth Name'''<br />
| Christopher Weston Chandler<br />
|-<br />
| '''Full Name'''<br />
| "Christopher" Christian "Ricardo" Weston Chandler<br />
|-<br />
| '''Nicknames'''<br />
| Chris-chan<br>Chris Chan<br>[[Spanish|Ricardo Weston Chandler]]<br>CWC<br>[[Ian Brandon Anderson]]<br>Solid Chris<br>[[JenkinsJinkies|Junior Jenkins]]<br>[[Carlos Chantor]]<br> [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|KookyDashy]] <br> [[Jackie E-mails 24|Kaka Apple Chrissy]] <br> Christine Weston Chandler <br> [[June 2015 Facebook Posts#Wordplay|Ht Wto Hd]] <br> Fat-Ass <br />
|-<br />
| '''Date of Birth'''<br />
| [[Birthday|24 February]] [[1982]] (age {{Age|1982|2|24}})<br />
|-<br />
| '''Gender'''<br />
| Male (1982–present)<br>[[Tomgirl]] (2011-2012)<br>Unknown (2012-2014)<br>Tomgirl/[[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Chris comes out...kinda|Lesbian-Identified Male]] (2014-present)<br>Transwoman (2015-present)<br />
|-<br />
| '''Nationality'''<br />
| [[American]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''[[Race]]'''<br />
| White<br />
|-<br />
| '''Height'''<br />
| Self reported 5'10" (1.78 m)<ref>[[Match.com#Profile text]]</ref><ref>[[The Hook Cafe#Characteristics]]</ref><br />
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| '''Weight'''<br />
| Self-reported [[WeighIn|216 lbs. (98.2 kg)]] <br />
|-<br />
| '''Parents'''<br />
| [[Bob]] (deceased)<br /> [[Barbara]]<br />
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| '''Education'''<br />
| [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] ([[CADD]])<br />
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| '''Occupation(s)'''<br />
| Freelance comic book artist/writer/videogame designer (unpublished)<br>[[Wendy's]] employee ([[2001]]) <br>[[Cutco]] salesman ([[2003]])<br>[[Carlos Chantor|Male escort]] ([[2010]], unpaid)<br />
|-<br />
|}<br />
{{quote|I am the [[Slow-in-the-minds|high-functioning]] [[autism|autistic]] person who was heavily [[stress|emotionally damaged]], [[Chris and art|artistic]] [[Things Chris has ripped off|inspiration]] lost with [[Chris and health|paranoia]], [[BlueSpike|deception]], [[Jack Thaddeus|blackmail]] and [[Death threats|plain hurtful words]] from those bottom-feeding [[Trolls]]. I am the [[The Wall of Originals|hand-drawing original]] [[Chris and copyright|creator]] of [[sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]] and the city of [[CWCville|Cwcville]], [[Virginia]], [[United States of America|USA]].|[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|KookyDashy]], aka Chris<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20110804190802/http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=57&start=10 Re: We've been found AND mocked horribly! :( ] - The Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia post where Chris reveals himself (archive from 4 Aug 2011)</ref>}}<br />
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'''Christian Weston Chandler''' (born '''Christopher Weston Chandler''' on 24 February [[1982]], and currently '''Christine Weston Chandler''') is a [[Asperger's|high-functioning]] [[This_is_how_the_Trial_went#The_Trial.|adult autistic child]], 33-year-old, former [[virgin with rage]], and [[Things Chris has ripped off|creator]] of the infamous [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], a crossover of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and [[Pokémon|Pikachu]]. Chris also stars alongside his [[Chris and copyright|original creations]] in his own self-titled online comic book.<br />
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His adult life has been largely defined by his goal of developing his webcomic ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' into a hit media franchise and his [[Love Quest]] to obtain a "[[boyfriend-free girl|boyfriend-free]], 18-[''my current age'']-year old, caring, [[tobacky|smoke-free]], non-[[alcohol]]ic [[Chris and race|white]] girl" to make into a "[[sweetheart from the ground-up]]." <br />
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In late [[2007]], he became [[Internet]]-famous when he caught the attention of [[4chan]] and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. The initial fascination was spurred on by his willingness to wear a homemade [[Sonichu medallion]] in public, his [[Chris and art|childlike artwork]] featuring his unoriginal Sonic recolor, and his history of loitering in [[Attraction Locations|public places]] while literally holding up a [[sign]] asking women to talk to him. His reaction to the ensuing mockery led to even greater scrutiny of his life, [[Chris and...|revealing more disturbing facts about him]].<br />
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==Aliases==<br />
[[Image:093-CWCtoon.jpg|thumb|left|100px|[[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Christian's hand drawn representation of himself.]]]]<br />
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Christian Weston Chandler has a wide array of names he has given himself. He was born Christopher Weston Chandler, but [[Christopher's name change|changed]] to "Christian" at the behest of the "[[Leonard Bearstein|mall conductor bear]]". In either case, he answers to "Chris" and "Chris-Chan". [[Autism|Unusually]], Chris will often refer to himself by his full name, or if he's feeling especially formal, "Christopher Christian Weston Chandler". He is unusually proud of his initials "CWC" and often incorporates them into his creations and various puns on the word "quick".<br />
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Chris's nickname in his high school [[Spanish]] classes was "Ricardo", and to this day he translates his own name to "Ricardo Weston Chandler" when writing or speaking in Spanish, likely due to his ignorance of the fact that you generally don't translate your own name when speaking in another language. At times he will literally announce himself as "Christopher Christian 'Ricardo' Weston Chandler", or variants thereof, to precisely identify himself.<br />
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When Chris revealed he wanted to be referred to with feminine pronouns, he began calling himself "Christine".<br />
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Occasionally, Chris will use the names of his characters to refer to himself, most notably his evil twin, [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]], and of course, Sonichu. In his comics, Chris has the ability to transform into an [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]], named [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]].<br />
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The only names commonly used to refer to Chris which he did not himself invent are "Chrissy" (popularized by [[Arjen Van Dierten]]) and [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] (popularized by [[Liquid Chris]]). Less notably, there is also "Solid Chris", used by some to differentiate him from Liquid in the tradition of a [[Metal Gear Solid|certain video game series]].<br />
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==Overview==<br />
[[Image:Chris-Straw.jpg|thumb|left|[[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail|An infamous image Chris drew of himself enjoying a soda in 2 ways.]]]]<br />
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Chris is a timid, autistic transwoman (even though he has only replaced his hormones as of now) with [[Chris and his ego|delusional tendencies]] who has been allowed - by his parents, [[Bob Chandler]] and [[Barbara Chandler]] - to eternally live like a child, amassing [[toys]] and [[video games]] into a single [[room]] in [[Borb|his parents]]' [[14 Branchland Court|house]]. Now 33 years old, he is so comfortable in his protected existence that he refuses to conform to the norms of society, such as [[Chris and health#Hygiene|bathing]] regularly, not loitering in a store all day waiting for people to talk to you,using the bathroom if you think you may have [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|soiled yourself]], and not having your life's mission be to [[changing | Sonic Boom Protest]] a children's character's arms. Although the public school system forced Chris to face society, graduation has allowed Chris to stay indoors and avoid taking part in typical civilian activities. Due to this avoidance of the outside world, Chris has never held a steady [[Chris's resume|job]], or even been employed for more than a few months in his whole life. Nor has he had many meaningful relationships with people in a social setting. Chris's main impressions of people now come from the [[trolls]] and [[white knights]] he meets online.<br />
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Chris is completely obsessed with his character Sonichu, to the point that he has hand-crafted several medallions in the shape of Sonichu and related characters. Between February [[2004]] and [[March 2010]], Chris was rarely seen or photographed without one of these totems, even wearing them in his [[:Image:License.jpg|driver's license photo]] and to his [[college]] graduation. At the same time, he is absolutely convinced that everyone wants to learn all about Sonichu, and that the only reason [[Nintendo]], Sega, and [[Sony]] haven't approached him about making Sonichu games is that they're either trying to be tough negotiators, or that her chances are being ruined by trolls working in the companies. The medallion returned in [[September 2010]].<br />
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Chris used to absolutely hate [[homos|gay men]], and communicated this with such intensity that observers were easily convinced he was simply terrified of becoming gay himself. He cannot bear to look at another man's [[pickle]], and he stares at [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|a ''Sailor Moon'' poster]] to keep himself straight.<ref>[[Chris Destroys His Vibrator]]</ref> Chris' words do not always align with his actions; he appears to be deeply insecure about his gender. He has [[recycling|swallowed his own semen]], [[Sports bra photo series|wears a bra]], and only reins in his [[Tomgirl Pictures|tendency to proudly cross-dress]] because his elderly mother intensely disapproves. While these actions do not indicate homosexuality outright, they do question the validity of Chris's own judgements on his sexual orientation. Surprisingly, however, his homophobia seemed to have little basis in his religious beliefs, as he had not noticed Leviticus 18:22, which condemns homosexuality, until he saw it on a 2009 episode of ''[[Family Guy]]''.<ref>[[CWC with Bible - Leviticus]]</ref> However, his homophobia didn't extend to lesbians, whom he "partly encourages" and is even aroused by.<br />
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== Early life ==<br />
In 24 February 1982, Chris was born to Robert and Barbara Chandler. He was born in the [[United States]], specifically in the state of [[Virginia]], and of course, is a citizen of the US. Not much was known about Chris in his toddler years, but the signs of autism didn't creep up until he was older. At the time, he was a pretty normal kid.<br />
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===Childhood and adolescence===<br />
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[[Image:0147-CWCsMilkcapsAcrossTime.jpg|240px|thumb|The evolution (or decay, depending upon how you see things) of Chris-chan...in a [[Wikipedia:Pogs|pog]] form (yes, those are homemade pogs). Top: Chris '94, '95, '96. Bottom: '97, '98', '99.]]<br />
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Chris claims his first word, "monkey", was spoken at 6 weeks old,<ref name="Wikipedia early">[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992]]</ref> and he remains proud of this feat into his thirties regardless of how obviously unlikely and physically impossible it is to be true--the language centers in the human brain literally cannot grasp English at 6 weeks, disregarding infantile vocal chords.<br />
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An [[abusive babysitter]], who was alone with Christopher every day for years,<ref>[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-3.PNG|6 March 2007 email from Cole to Chris, page 3]]</ref> allegedly locked him in a room at an early age.<ref name="Wikipedia early" /> Chris apparently misses the irony in the fact that he now locks himself in a room. He once identified this confinement as the source of his autism. Between the ages of 1 and 7, Chris did not speak at all, and had to visit [[James Madison University]] for speech therapy. He was diagnosed as being autistic, with the doctor projecting (at least according to Chris) that he would never make it to high school, much less be able to write his own name.<ref>[[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)]]</ref> <br />
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During the [[1980s]], Christopher was playmates with [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]]. One day, she convinced him that Casper the Friendly Ghost lived in the crawlspace under her house, and when he crawled in there to look, she locked him in,<ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#Memories of childhood|Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares, page 4]]</ref> beginning Chris's lifelong career of getting trolled. Apparently, he doesn't hold any hard feelings over it (possibly just because she's a girl--if a guy did that to him, Chris would vow vengeance).<br />
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In [[1989]], noted ursine conductor Leonard Bearstein misheard Christopher's first name and called him "Christian", which inexplicably convinced Christopher to later have his name legally changed.<br />
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Chris spent the [[1990s|1990-1991]] school year in the fourth grade at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]], until his parents pulled him out of classes over a mysterious dispute. Chris claims that he was forcefully restrained by the school's faculty<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]]</ref> and that he was made to sit on the lap of the [[Bruce Johnson|principal]], an experience that supposedly inspired his homophobia. It's possible that Chris's opinions about these events are colored more by his parents' attitudes than his own memories. The issue went to court, with Greene County seeking to have Chris sent to a "special school", which Bob and Barbara likely interpreted to mean a nut-house. Chris was home-schooled through the 5th grade during these proceedings. When his family exhausted all legal recourse, Chris and his father relocated to [[Richmond]] so that Chris could continue his education in a different school system, starting with the sixth grade in fall 1992.<ref name="Wikipedia early" /><br />
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At age 11, Chris entered and won the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]]. On his 12th birthday, he enjoyed a $1,000 shopping spree as his prize. WVIR-TV's coverage of the event focused on Chris's autism, regarding the contest win as a worthy accomplishment due to his mental condition. Chris put footage from this newscast on [[YouTube]] long before he was known to general public, and it remains the most solid evidence that he is not some elaborate troll. This incident is often cited as the beginning of Chris's tendency to use his autism as leverage for special treatment, as well as his fascination with toys & video games at the expense of more mature pursuits and his journey of becoming a Fat-Ass. It has led Chris to constantly enter contests in hopes of winning big (or else [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|becoming infuriated and belligerent to the winners]] when he loses).<br />
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[[Image:0240-ChristianCBBall97.jpg|120px|thumb|left|CWC the water boy. PRO TIP: Don't drink anything from one of Chris's [[fapcup|cups]].]]<br />
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[[Image:CWC12.png|120px|thumb|Hard to believe, but this photo has not been airbrushed to perfection.]]<br />
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Chris spent much of his time in [[Manchester High School|high school]] playing video games at home, reading ''[[Goosebumps]]'' novels, and hanging out with his "[[gal pals]]" and "[[Joseph Herring|friend]]" at school. It was at this time that he first put his "creative talents" to use, with the inventions of [[Bionic the Hedgehog]] and Sonichu.<ref>[[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_7/Page_22]</ref> Chris claims to have been on the [[honor roll]], and during this time acquired the true source of his powers, his [[amnyfest ring]].<br />
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Because the art award he wanted was given to someone else, Chris stormed out crying during his [[Manchester High School#Graduation|high school graduation]]. He honestly thought he deserved the award more than anyone else because he worked on it "so hard" in spite of his autism. Another reason for his sorrow was his fear that he might soon have to grow up and start acting like an adult.<ref>[[:Image:0567-GraduationNote2.jpg|DVD, graduation note 2]]</ref> Evidently, this fear was unfounded.<br />
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Since leaving high school and the happiest years of his life, Chris has been unwilling and unable to progress in any aspect of his life. He remains trapped in a childish, Year [[2000]] [[Time Void|time-warp]], as he believes that whatever he was doing at the time was what helped him attract female companions. That his high school gal-pals have moved on and married real adult men with careers is of little consequence to him.<br />
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===Adult Chronicles===<br />
[[Image:0781-CWCspdbed.JPG|thumb|One of Chris's promotional images for his [[Love Quest]].]]<br />
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Chris's entry into [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] probably eased his inability to cope with life after high school. He took courses in [[CADD|Computer Aided Drafting and Design]] and began spending more time on ''Sonichu'', launching a [[Sonichu's News Dash|newsletter]] and circulating it on the PVCC campus. Over time, he began losing touch with his gal-pals from high school, and he presumably found the junior college crowd less willing to humor him and his personal idiosyncrasies. By his own admission, his social life at PVCC was lacking when compared to his high school years.<ref>[[Story of My Current Days#Story of My Current Days]]</ref><ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], page 10.</ref><br />
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Chris says he decided he needed a [[sweetheart]] in February [[2003]]. Possibly driven by his discovery that his old friend [[Sarah Hammer]] had begun dating [[Wes Iseli]], Chris started his [[Love Quest]] in earnest that summer. However, he quickly found that every girl he talked to had a boyfriend (or so they claimed). Chris soon became neurotic about the "[[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]]" and began concocting and employing various bizarre methods to attract women without actually having to approach or speak to them.<br />
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Chris's most celebrated technique involved sitting in one place (or pacing back and forth) for hours, holding a sign that read "I am a (Chris's age then)-Year Old, Single Male, seeking an 18-(Chris's age then)-Year Old, Single Female Companion." Amazingly, this strategy accomplished nothing beyond getting him into trouble with various [[jerkops|authority]] [[manajerks|figures]] who believed that he was loitering and/or soliciting sex, which is basically true. Chris was particularly affected by a series of confrontations with the [[PVCC]] dean [[Mary Lee Walsh]] over his attraction techniques, resulting in an ongoing, completely one-sided blood feud involving [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|magic curses]] and [[Mary Lee Walsh#Mary Lee Walsh in Sonichu|slander]]. After a series of confrontations featuring increasingly bizarre and threatening behavior on Chris's part, Walsh expelled him for one year in [[2004]]. He eventually returned, however, obtaining an associate's degree in May [[2006]]. <br />
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After college, Chris promptly dropped out of society, devoting his life to finding a boyfriend-free girl, drawing ''Sonichu'', [[mass debating]], and using his [[monthly tugboat|welfare money]] to buy video games and [[sex toys]].<br />
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[[Image:156-CWCMegan1.jpg|thumb|left|He can smell fear.]]<br />
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In [[2005]], Chris met [[Megan Schroeder]] at a [[The GAMe PLACe|local game and card shop]]. A social outcast like himself, Megan proved unusual in that she was willing to talk to Chris for more than 5 minutes. The 2 quickly became close friends, although Megan claimed to have recently endured a bad break-up and refused to entertain Chris's obvious romantic interest. Chris, seemingly basing his stance on studying women in porn and [[anime]], believed that the key to turning Megan's platonic feelings romantic was to make inappropriate advances toward her until she had to tell him to stop touching her.<br />
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In the summer of [[2007]], Chris put it all on the line by entering the [[PaRappa the Rapper Contest|''PaRappa the Rapper'' Contest]] so that he could win prizes and a trip for two to Seattle, which formed the centerpiece of his plan to finally score with Megan. The contest ended in disaster for Chris, as he lost to the dreaded [[Adam Stackhouse]] and subsequently learned that Megan wouldn't have gone with him on the trip even if he had won.<br />
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It was during the Love Quest that Chris was inspired to launch ''Sonichu'', a comic book series featuring his Electric Hedgehog Pokémon. Ostensibly, the comic was intended to focus on the life and times of Chris's unbelievably original character, but by halfway through the first issue the focus of the story had become Chris and his myriad of romantic misadventures.<br />
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==Discovery==<br />
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Chris's rare talent was discovered when someone posted an anonymous picture of Sonichu on [[4-cent garbage|4chan]]. It only took a quick Google search of Chris's name to discover the picture's author, and Chris's miserable existence spilled over onto [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] in October 2007. His life hasn't been the same since then.<br />
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[[File:ChrisMomsPanties.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2008]].]]<br />
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Upon learning of the "Chris-Chan" article on ED, Chris released a single [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement|YouTube video]] attempting to diplomatically convince the site to remove the page. Failing in this, he then spent the next several months [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|vandalizing]] the article in the vain hope of overwhelming his enemies. This catastrophically backfired as Chris, in an attempt to prove himself as lurid as the [[trolls]], revealed a great deal of embarrassing information, most notably [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|a portrait of himself fingerbanging Megan]] that ruined his most important relationship at the time. By the spring of [[2008]], Chris would be banned from both [[The Game Place|his favorite hangout]] (temporarily, but he was banned permanently in August 2008) and [[Grace Baptist Church|his parents' church]] for reasons at least partially related to information brought to light by the ED article.<br />
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In August 2008, Chris [[CWC's Second Message|declared]] [[Attention All Sonichu Fans (NOT HATERS)|war]] upon Encyclopedia Dramatica in a series of videos, threatening to withhold publication of the upcoming [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] unless his vast [[fan base]] rallied to force ED to remove the "Chris-Chan" article. When ED suffered outages unrelated to this crusade, Chris [[Kudos to the Encyclopedia DramaDestruction|took credit and declared victory]], guaranteeing that he would be under constant fire from trolls for years to come. This began an endless cycle in which Chris would produce [[videos]], comics, and harebrained schemes to attack the trolls, which would in turn encourage more and more trolls to provoke him for his hilarious responses. <br />
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The cycle was briefly disrupted in the fall of 2008 when Chris sent his various [[medallions]] to his [[Blanca Weiss|fake Internet girlfriend]], who immediately destroyed them and broke up with him. This emotional heartbreak and the release of ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' reduced Chris's output of videos and other sources of [[Laughs Under Lucricities]]. At the same time, Encyclopedia Dramatica began cracking down on trolls using Chris's ED page as a forum for discussing him, and in general opinion was divided as to whether it was funny or faggy to continue harassing him. The resulting schism led to the creation of numerous websites (such as [[CWCki|this one]] singularly devoted to documenting his life), which has only expanded the coverage of Chris's hijinks.<br />
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==Chris today==<br />
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[[File:Ecp00066.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2009]].]]<br />
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By late 2008, trolls controlled many aspects of Chris's life by posing as dedicated [[fans]], sweethearts, cartoonish enemies, and prospective business partners. Chris's ego and [[naïve]]te readily embraced this brave new world in which every woman wanted to fuck him, and every man was either trying to help him sell ''Sonichu'' products or steal the franchise for their own nefarious goals. Trolls would begin denoting major events in Chris's life as "[[saga]]s" such as the [[Miyamoto]] Saga, the [[Julie]] Saga, the [[Ivy]] Saga, the Liquid Saga, and the [[Asperchu]] Saga. All the while, the CWCki maintains a constant record of these events, ensuring that Chris cannot get away with his highly selective and revisionary treatment of his history.<br />
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[[File:Personalprofile.jpg|thumb|left|''[[OkCupid|Hello]], [[The Hook Cafe|ladies]][[Carlos Chantor|!]]'' Chris in [[2010]].]]<br />
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Following his disastrous failure to woo [[The Wallflower|a real girl]] in March [[2010]], Chris began to realize what anyone else would have figured out a long time ago: his toxic internet presence is having a detrimental effect upon his real life, and each new video he creates only makes it worse. This realization appears to have led him to reduce his online presence and to stop donning Sonichu medallions and [[clown shirt]]s.<br />
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In [[November 2010]], around the same time another romantic saga involving [[Jackie|another sweetheart]] ended in failure, Chris announced he will no longer socialize online or publish videos of himself. Subsequently, all videos save for the last one were removed from his YouTube channel. However, his Internet activity had not completely ceased since he retired from YouTube. Chris later returned with new videos in [[August 2011]].<br />
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[[File:TG20.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2011]], near the time of his father's death.]]<br />
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Perhaps the most dramatic change in Chris’s life was his open and enthusiastic embrace of cross-dressing and femininity in general. In [[2011]], Chris was revealed to have become a full blown transvestite (or "[[tomgirl]]", as he calls it) and fully embraced his new identity both at home and in public. Chris seems to have reconciled this behavior with his extreme homophobia and purported heterosexuality without any difficulty. Though treated as yet another saga at first, this behavior seems to be deeply entrenched and has only gotten more extreme as of late 2014 (see below).<br />
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In [[September 2011]], Chris's father died of heart failure. Chris continues to live with his widowed mother, who along with the [[tugboat]] is his only source of income. Since his mother is in her 70s, it can be reasonably assumed that she has little time left on this earth, especially when her poor health is taken into account.<br />
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Since Bob's death, Chris has seldom interacted with trolls, and is seemingly no longer able to effortlessly bounce back from despair like he used to, and has instead lapsed into deep depression, no doubt exacerbated by the later loss of his home to fire, and subsequent financial difficulties. In the aftermath of Bob's death, many trolls began to question whether Chris deserved or indeed, could cope with any further trolling, given that he was no longer the bellicose, [[Chris and fashion|striped-shirted]] egocentric that the world had come to know. If one thing is certain, it is that Chris's glory days of screaming into a camera like a madman and performing like a circus animal for trolls offering [[china]] are over.<br />
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[[File:Christran2.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2012]].]]<br />
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In [[October 2011]], Chris and Barb were [[28 October 2011|arrested]] at [[The GAMe PLACe]] and charged on several counts including trespassing, assault, and failure to stop at an accident causing over $1,000 in damage after an altercation with [[Michael Snyder]]. The trespassing and assault charges against Chris were dropped, but both still face felony trials for the failure to stop, and Barb for assaulting a police officer.<br />
[[File:Chris march2013.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2013]].]]<br />
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In [[April 2012]], Chris declared that he finally [[Mia Hamm|lost his virginity]]. This was later confirmed to be true...[[Other documents#Chris's wingman|at the hands of a prostitute]]. 2012 was otherwise uneventful, probably because Chris was in trouble with [[Chris and the Law|the law]].<br />
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[[2013]] saw Chris's life more or less confined to ranting on [[Facebook]] and [[Twitter]], as well as making himself a pariah to people in real life through his actions. He began blaming people to their face for his own shortcomings which resulted in him leaving his church, getting chewed out by a voice actress from [[My Little Pony|one of his favorite shows]], upsetting the few friends he has left with his homophobia and getting thrown out of a [[Wal-Mart]] for committing blatant vandalism. He has also complained about the 'stress' taking its toll on his health ([[Chris and Health|this, at least, is evident]]) and pined incessantly about being "lonely". Even the "gal-pals" Chris so fondly talked about in his high school days would end up betraying him - he found out around Halloween 2013 that they had only tolerated him out of pity and, having discovered them, were just as revolted by his antics as much as the next sane person. Of course, the miseries Chris was lamenting at this time were almost entirely products of his own behavior coming back to haunt him, something he clearly did not realize.<br />
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The year 2013 also saw the rise of quite a few new white knights as well (including actual friends he met in real life) all of whom tried to offer constructive advice to Chris, although their advice was unwelcome information and thus totally ignored, as tradition dictates. This year of Chris's life seemed to have been most characterized by his flagrant disrespect of people, things and ideas around him, resulting in his exile and loneliness which he idiotically (but predictably) did not connect with his appalling behavior. <br />
[[File:Chris 15 Aug 2014 changed profile pic.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2014]], his long, lank, thin hair receding in earnest.]]<br />
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At first, it seemed that [[2014]] would just be business as usual. That is, until [[January 2014|January]] 10th when, in a cataclysmic display of the idiocy we've come to expect from him, Chris thought it would be a good idea to brew coffee in the bathroom of his garbage-filled house with an extension cord, leading to him [[Destruction Of Chris's House|setting his own house on fire]]. Luckily, no one (animal or human) was seriously harmed, although the resulting damages have forced him and his mother to temporarily [[Rental House|move out and trash a different house]]. Almost all of the Chandler possessions were destroyed in the fire, including most of Chris's [[Megan Shrine|vast]] [[Lego|hoard]] [[Trading Cards|of]] [[DVD|stupid]] [[Kimmi|shit]]. On a sadder note, most if not all of Bob's possessions would have been destroyed, including his huge record collection.<br />
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Since then, Chris and his mother have been having [[Chris and money|acute financial difficulties]], and Chris has spent most of the year alternating between begging and taking the odd commission to make more of his horrendous "art" on Facebook, or in a new display of [[Chris and his Ego|narcissism]], selling autographed photos of himself on eBay (you can guess who most of his patrons are). Nonetheless, this hasn't stopped Chris from blowing literal thousands of dollars on [[Lego|children's toys]]. Naturally, his "art" and photographs are only really of any value to trolls, and thankfully few people have been foolish enough to give him hand-outs. Which is for the best, given that he may finally be forced to face a situation his mother can't [[Hooker incident|bail him]] [[Chris and money|out of]], and maybe, just maybe, learn something from it. [[Chris and reality|Or not]].<br />
[[File:ChrisMugshot.jpg|thumb|right|Chris, as he enters [[2015]].]]<br />
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More curiously, [[Chris and reality|Chris began identifying as a lesbian]] in [[August 2014]], and denied that there is no such thing as a male lesbian (citing Yahoo! Answers as proof). While he seemed to soften his stance on gay men (''very'' reluctantly), he also indicated that he hated his own duck, in addition to his pre-existing hatred of ducks in general. <br />
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In July, Chris claimed to have a [[2014 Anonymous Sweetheart|girlfriend]]. Needless to say, many [[Megan Schroeder|doubted it]] [[The Wallflower|would last]]. <br />
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As of Halloween, Chris has been swanning around attending (and likely ruining) LGBTQ events around Charlottesville, including attending a Halloween party at a gay bar dressed as a lesbian from the 70s. At such events, he obviously mingles with people infinitely more accepting and kind than himself. This necessarily will result either in Chris becoming a better person or in Chris being banned and ostracized from these gatherings. If history suggests a single thing, it is that the latter scenario will occur.<br />
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In early November, it was confirmed that his latest sweetheart, [[Catherine]], was yet another troll persona. This has led to an outpouring of disappointment and disgust from many of his [[CWCki Forums|unappreciated abettors]], who were hoping that, for once, Chris had got lucky. It is unclear, but likely, that she was the same woman mentioned above who was dating him in July.<br />
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This glimmer of pity was extinguished in December, as Chris [[26 December 2014|violated a ban and assaulting an employee in an outing to]] [[GameStop]] on Boxing Day. He assaulted the store's Assistant Manager, who was calling security, with mace; showing that, again, Chris has yet to learn anything from his mistakes, if he even regards them as mistakes to begin with. Only time will tell how much trouble Chris has landed himself in this time, but given his current financial status and history, it can't be good. Needless to say, Chris has no one to blame but himself for this mess, which isn't to say he won't try.<br />
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In January 2015, Chris asked people to start referring him with female pronouns, and subsequently caused another ruckus at Wal-Mart.<br />
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More generally, 2015 has seen Chris slowly shy away from his traditional bigotry towards men and homosexuals (while still keeping up his [[Sonic Boom Protests|ludicrous crusade against Sega over the color scheme of a certain cartoon rodent]] and dramatizing his experience with trolls), and finally develop enough self-awareness to try and know himself. He has indicated in several Facebook posts that he is still trying to gauge his own sexuality and sexual identity; he has yoyoed between wanting to remain a transvestite and wanting to transition into womanhood. He has even indicated feeling some degree of attraction to men, although he still seems to prefer women.<br />
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==See also==<br />
* [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)]] - Chris's depiction of himself within his own comics.<br />
* [[Chris-chan Sonichu]] - Chris's furry alter ego.<br />
* [[:Category:DVD slideshow images|Hundreds of personal photographs]] assembled for use in Chris's autobiographical [[DVD]].<br />
* [[User:GodofThunderGodofWar]] - Chris's own CWCki account<br />
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==Sources==<br />
{{CWCipedia}}<br />
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==External links==<br />
[http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4813395/ Christian Weston Chandler] at the [[Wikipedia:Internet Movie Database|Internet Movie Database]]<br />
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<div>:''This article is about Chris himself...it is his article and nothing less! For the "Sonichu" character, see [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)]]. For other uses, see [[Christian Weston Chandler (disambiguation)]].<br>''<br />
:''"Christian" redirects here. For our hero's view on Christianity, see [[Chris and religion]].''<br />
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! colspan="2" | Chandler Family<br />
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! colspan="2" |Christian Weston Chandler<br />
|-<br />
| '''Birth Name'''<br />
| Christopher Weston Chandler<br />
|-<br />
| '''Full Name'''<br />
| "Christopher" Christian "Ricardo" Weston Chandler<br />
|-<br />
| '''Nicknames'''<br />
| Chris-chan<br>Chris Chan<br>[[Spanish|Ricardo Weston Chandler]]<br>CWC<br>[[Ian Brandon Anderson]]<br>Solid Chris<br>[[JenkinsJinkies|Junior Jenkins]]<br>[[Carlos Chantor]]<br> [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|KookyDashy]] <br> [[Jackie E-mails 24|Kaka Apple Chrissy]] <br> Christine Weston Chandler <br> [[June 2015 Facebook Posts#Wordplay|Ht Wto Hd]] <br> Fat-Ass <br />
|-<br />
| '''Date of Birth'''<br />
| [[Birthday|24 February]] [[1982]] (age {{Age|1982|2|24}})<br />
|-<br />
| '''Gender'''<br />
| Male (1982–present)<br>[[Tomgirl]] (2011-2012)<br>Unknown (2012-2014)<br>Tomgirl/[[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Chris comes out...kinda|Lesbian-Identified Male]] (2014-present)<br>Transwoman (2015-present)<br />
|-<br />
| '''Nationality'''<br />
| [[American]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''[[Race]]'''<br />
| White<br />
|-<br />
| '''Height'''<br />
| Self reported 5'10" (1.78 m)<ref>[[Match.com#Profile text]]</ref><ref>[[The Hook Cafe#Characteristics]]</ref><br />
|-<br />
| '''Weight'''<br />
| Self-reported [[WeighIn|216 lbs. (98.2 kg)]] <br />
|-<br />
| '''Parents'''<br />
| [[Bob]] (deceased)<br /> [[Barbara]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''Education'''<br />
| [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] ([[CADD]])<br />
|-<br />
| '''Occupation(s)'''<br />
| Freelance comic book artist/writer/videogame designer (unpublished)<br>[[Wendy's]] employee ([[2001]]) <br>[[Cutco]] salesman ([[2003]])<br>[[Carlos Chantor|Male escort]] ([[2010]], unpaid)<br />
|-<br />
|}<br />
{{quote|I am the [[Slow-in-the-minds|high-functioning]] [[autism|autistic]] person who was heavily [[stress|emotionally damaged]], [[Chris and art|artistic]] [[Things Chris has ripped off|inspiration]] lost with [[Chris and health|paranoia]], [[BlueSpike|deception]], [[Jack Thaddeus|blackmail]] and [[Death threats|plain hurtful words]] from those bottom-feeding [[Trolls]]. I am the [[The Wall of Originals|hand-drawing original]] [[Chris and copyright|creator]] of [[sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]] and the city of [[CWCville|Cwcville]], [[Virginia]], [[United States of America|USA]].|[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|KookyDashy]], aka Chris<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20110804190802/http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=57&start=10 Re: We've been found AND mocked horribly! :( ] - The Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia post where Chris reveals himself (archive from 4 Aug 2011)</ref>}}<br />
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'''Christian Weston Chandler''' (born '''Christopher Weston Chandler''' on 24 February [[1982]], and currently '''Christine Weston Chandler''') is a [[Asperger's|high-functioning]] [[This_is_how_the_Trial_went#The_Trial.|adult autistic child]], 33-year-old, former [[virgin with rage]], and [[Things Chris has ripped off|creator]] of the infamous [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], a crossover of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and [[Pokémon|Pikachu]]. Chris also stars alongside his [[Chris and copyright|original creations]] in his own self-titled online comic book.<br />
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His adult life has been largely defined by his goal of developing his webcomic ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' into a hit media franchise and his [[Love Quest]] to obtain a "[[boyfriend-free girl|boyfriend-free]], 18-[''my current age'']-year old, caring, [[tobacky|smoke-free]], non-[[alcohol]]ic [[Chris and race|white]] girl" to make into a "[[sweetheart from the ground-up]]." <br />
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In late [[2007]], he became [[Internet]]-famous when he caught the attention of [[4chan]] and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. The initial fascination was spurred on by his willingness to wear a homemade [[Sonichu medallion]] in public, his [[Chris and art|childlike artwork]] featuring his unoriginal Sonic recolor, and his history of loitering in [[Attraction Locations|public places]] while literally holding up a [[sign]] asking women to talk to him. His reaction to the ensuing mockery led to even greater scrutiny of his life, [[Chris and...|revealing more disturbing facts about him]].<br />
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==Aliases==<br />
[[Image:093-CWCtoon.jpg|thumb|left|100px|[[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Christian's hand drawn representation of himself.]]]]<br />
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Christian Weston Chandler has a wide array of names he has given himself. He was born Christopher Weston Chandler, but [[Christopher's name change|changed]] to "Christian" at the behest of the "[[Leonard Bearstein|mall conductor bear]]". In either case, he answers to "Chris" and "Chris-Chan". [[Autism|Unusually]], Chris will often refer to himself by his full name, or if he's feeling especially formal, "Christopher Christian Weston Chandler". He is unusually proud of his initials "CWC" and often incorporates them into his creations and various puns on the word "quick".<br />
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Chris's nickname in his high school [[Spanish]] classes was "Ricardo", and to this day he translates his own name to "Ricardo Weston Chandler" when writing or speaking in Spanish, likely due to his ignorance of the fact that you generally don't translate your own name when speaking in another language. At times he will literally announce himself as "Christopher Christian 'Ricardo' Weston Chandler", or variants thereof, to precisely identify himself.<br />
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When Chris revealed he wanted to be referred to with feminine pronouns, he began calling himself "Christine".<br />
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Occasionally, Chris will use the names of his characters to refer to himself, most notably his evil twin, [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]], and of course, Sonichu. In his comics, Chris has the ability to transform into an [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]], named [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]].<br />
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The only names commonly used to refer to Chris which he did not himself invent are "Chrissy" (popularized by [[Arjen Van Dierten]]) and [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] (popularized by [[Liquid Chris]]). Less notably, there is also "Solid Chris", used by some to differentiate him from Liquid in the tradition of a [[Metal Gear Solid|certain video game series]].<br />
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==Overview==<br />
[[Image:Chris-Straw.jpg|thumb|left|[[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail|An infamous image Chris drew of himself enjoying a soda in 2 ways.]]]]<br />
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Chris is a timid, autistic transwoman (even though he has only replaced his hormones as of now) with [[Chris and his ego|delusional tendencies]] who has been allowed - by his parents, [[Bob Chandler]] and [[Barbara Chandler]] - to eternally live like a child, amassing [[toys]] and [[video games]] into a single [[room]] in [[Borb|his parents]]' [[14 Branchland Court|house]]. Now 33 years old, he is so comfortable in his protected existence that he refuses to conform to the norms of society, such as [[Chris and health#Hygiene|bathing]] regularly, not loitering in a store all day waiting for people to talk to you,using the bathroom if you think you may have [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|soiled yourself]], and not having your life's mission be to changing a children's character's arms. Although the public school system forced Chris to face society, graduation has allowed Chris to stay indoors and avoid taking part in typical civilian activities. Due to this avoidance of the outside world, Chris has never held a steady [[Chris's resume|job]], or even been employed for more than a few months in his whole life. Nor has he had many meaningful relationships with people in a social setting. Chris's main impressions of people now come from the [[trolls]] and [[white knights]] he meets online.<br />
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Chris is completely obsessed with his character Sonichu, to the point that he has hand-crafted several medallions in the shape of Sonichu and related characters. Between February [[2004]] and [[March 2010]], Chris was rarely seen or photographed without one of these totems, even wearing them in his [[:Image:License.jpg|driver's license photo]] and to his [[college]] graduation. At the same time, he is absolutely convinced that everyone wants to learn all about Sonichu, and that the only reason [[Nintendo]], Sega, and [[Sony]] haven't approached him about making Sonichu games is that they're either trying to be tough negotiators, or that her chances are being ruined by trolls working in the companies. The medallion returned in [[September 2010]].<br />
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Chris used to absolutely hate [[homos|gay men]], and communicated this with such intensity that observers were easily convinced he was simply terrified of becoming gay himself. He cannot bear to look at another man's [[pickle]], and he stares at [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|a ''Sailor Moon'' poster]] to keep himself straight.<ref>[[Chris Destroys His Vibrator]]</ref> Chris' words do not always align with his actions; he appears to be deeply insecure about his gender. He has [[recycling|swallowed his own semen]], [[Sports bra photo series|wears a bra]], and only reins in his [[Tomgirl Pictures|tendency to proudly cross-dress]] because his elderly mother intensely disapproves. While these actions do not indicate homosexuality outright, they do question the validity of Chris's own judgements on his sexual orientation. Surprisingly, however, his homophobia seemed to have little basis in his religious beliefs, as he had not noticed Leviticus 18:22, which condemns homosexuality, until he saw it on a 2009 episode of ''[[Family Guy]]''.<ref>[[CWC with Bible - Leviticus]]</ref> However, his homophobia didn't extend to lesbians, whom he "partly encourages" and is even aroused by.<br />
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== Early life ==<br />
In 24 February 1982, Chris was born to Robert and Barbara Chandler. He was born in the [[United States]], specifically in the state of [[Virginia]], and of course, is a citizen of the US. Not much was known about Chris in his toddler years, but the signs of autism didn't creep up until he was older. At the time, he was a pretty normal kid.<br />
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===Childhood and adolescence===<br />
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[[Image:0147-CWCsMilkcapsAcrossTime.jpg|240px|thumb|The evolution (or decay, depending upon how you see things) of Chris-chan...in a [[Wikipedia:Pogs|pog]] form (yes, those are homemade pogs). Top: Chris '94, '95, '96. Bottom: '97, '98', '99.]]<br />
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Chris claims his first word, "monkey", was spoken at 6 weeks old,<ref name="Wikipedia early">[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992]]</ref> and he remains proud of this feat into his thirties regardless of how obviously unlikely and physically impossible it is to be true--the language centers in the human brain literally cannot grasp English at 6 weeks, disregarding infantile vocal chords.<br />
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An [[abusive babysitter]], who was alone with Christopher every day for years,<ref>[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-3.PNG|6 March 2007 email from Cole to Chris, page 3]]</ref> allegedly locked him in a room at an early age.<ref name="Wikipedia early" /> Chris apparently misses the irony in the fact that he now locks himself in a room. He once identified this confinement as the source of his autism. Between the ages of 1 and 7, Chris did not speak at all, and had to visit [[James Madison University]] for speech therapy. He was diagnosed as being autistic, with the doctor projecting (at least according to Chris) that he would never make it to high school, much less be able to write his own name.<ref>[[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)]]</ref> <br />
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During the [[1980s]], Christopher was playmates with [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]]. One day, she convinced him that Casper the Friendly Ghost lived in the crawlspace under her house, and when he crawled in there to look, she locked him in,<ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#Memories of childhood|Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares, page 4]]</ref> beginning Chris's lifelong career of getting trolled. Apparently, he doesn't hold any hard feelings over it (possibly just because she's a girl--if a guy did that to him, Chris would vow vengeance).<br />
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In [[1989]], noted ursine conductor Leonard Bearstein misheard Christopher's first name and called him "Christian", which inexplicably convinced Christopher to later have his name legally changed.<br />
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Chris spent the [[1990s|1990-1991]] school year in the fourth grade at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]], until his parents pulled him out of classes over a mysterious dispute. Chris claims that he was forcefully restrained by the school's faculty<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]]</ref> and that he was made to sit on the lap of the [[Bruce Johnson|principal]], an experience that supposedly inspired his homophobia. It's possible that Chris's opinions about these events are colored more by his parents' attitudes than his own memories. The issue went to court, with Greene County seeking to have Chris sent to a "special school", which Bob and Barbara likely interpreted to mean a nut-house. Chris was home-schooled through the 5th grade during these proceedings. When his family exhausted all legal recourse, Chris and his father relocated to [[Richmond]] so that Chris could continue his education in a different school system, starting with the sixth grade in fall 1992.<ref name="Wikipedia early" /><br />
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At age 11, Chris entered and won the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]]. On his 12th birthday, he enjoyed a $1,000 shopping spree as his prize. WVIR-TV's coverage of the event focused on Chris's autism, regarding the contest win as a worthy accomplishment due to his mental condition. Chris put footage from this newscast on [[YouTube]] long before he was known to general public, and it remains the most solid evidence that he is not some elaborate troll. This incident is often cited as the beginning of Chris's tendency to use his autism as leverage for special treatment, as well as his fascination with toys & video games at the expense of more mature pursuits and his journey of becoming a Fat-Ass. It has led Chris to constantly enter contests in hopes of winning big (or else [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|becoming infuriated and belligerent to the winners]] when he loses).<br />
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Image:0002-BabyChristopher.jpg|Even as a baby, he was unusually ugly. Looks kind of like Baby Selwyn from ''[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Braindead_%28film%29 Braindead]''.<br />
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Image:0043-YoungChristopher2.jpg|[[Chris and fashion|Chris's taste in clown shirts begins]], coupled with his infamous "deer in headlights" [[stare]].<br />
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[[Image:0240-ChristianCBBall97.jpg|120px|thumb|left|CWC the water boy. PRO TIP: Don't drink anything from one of Chris's [[fapcup|cups]].]]<br />
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[[Image:CWC12.png|120px|thumb|Hard to believe, but this photo has not been airbrushed to perfection.]]<br />
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Chris spent much of his time in [[Manchester High School|high school]] playing video games at home, reading ''[[Goosebumps]]'' novels, and hanging out with his "[[gal pals]]" and "[[Joseph Herring|friend]]" at school. It was at this time that he first put his "creative talents" to use, with the inventions of [[Bionic the Hedgehog]] and Sonichu.<ref>[[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_7/Page_22]</ref> Chris claims to have been on the [[honor roll]], and during this time acquired the true source of his powers, his [[amnyfest ring]].<br />
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Because the art award he wanted was given to someone else, Chris stormed out crying during his [[Manchester High School#Graduation|high school graduation]]. He honestly thought he deserved the award more than anyone else because he worked on it "so hard" in spite of his autism. Another reason for his sorrow was his fear that he might soon have to grow up and start acting like an adult.<ref>[[:Image:0567-GraduationNote2.jpg|DVD, graduation note 2]]</ref> Evidently, this fear was unfounded.<br />
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Since leaving high school and the happiest years of his life, Chris has been unwilling and unable to progress in any aspect of his life. He remains trapped in a childish, Year [[2000]] [[Time Void|time-warp]], as he believes that whatever he was doing at the time was what helped him attract female companions. That his high school gal-pals have moved on and married real adult men with careers is of little consequence to him.<br />
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===Adult Chronicles===<br />
[[Image:0781-CWCspdbed.JPG|thumb|One of Chris's promotional images for his [[Love Quest]].]]<br />
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Chris's entry into [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] probably eased his inability to cope with life after high school. He took courses in [[CADD|Computer Aided Drafting and Design]] and began spending more time on ''Sonichu'', launching a [[Sonichu's News Dash|newsletter]] and circulating it on the PVCC campus. Over time, he began losing touch with his gal-pals from high school, and he presumably found the junior college crowd less willing to humor him and his personal idiosyncrasies. By his own admission, his social life at PVCC was lacking when compared to his high school years.<ref>[[Story of My Current Days#Story of My Current Days]]</ref><ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], page 10.</ref><br />
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Chris says he decided he needed a [[sweetheart]] in February [[2003]]. Possibly driven by his discovery that his old friend [[Sarah Hammer]] had begun dating [[Wes Iseli]], Chris started his [[Love Quest]] in earnest that summer. However, he quickly found that every girl he talked to had a boyfriend (or so they claimed). Chris soon became neurotic about the "[[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]]" and began concocting and employing various bizarre methods to attract women without actually having to approach or speak to them.<br />
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Chris's most celebrated technique involved sitting in one place (or pacing back and forth) for hours, holding a sign that read "I am a (Chris's age then)-Year Old, Single Male, seeking an 18-(Chris's age then)-Year Old, Single Female Companion." Amazingly, this strategy accomplished nothing beyond getting him into trouble with various [[jerkops|authority]] [[manajerks|figures]] who believed that he was loitering and/or soliciting sex, which is basically true. Chris was particularly affected by a series of confrontations with the [[PVCC]] dean [[Mary Lee Walsh]] over his attraction techniques, resulting in an ongoing, completely one-sided blood feud involving [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|magic curses]] and [[Mary Lee Walsh#Mary Lee Walsh in Sonichu|slander]]. After a series of confrontations featuring increasingly bizarre and threatening behavior on Chris's part, Walsh expelled him for one year in [[2004]]. He eventually returned, however, obtaining an associate's degree in May [[2006]]. <br />
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After college, Chris promptly dropped out of society, devoting his life to finding a boyfriend-free girl, drawing ''Sonichu'', [[mass debating]], and using his [[monthly tugboat|welfare money]] to buy video games and [[sex toys]].<br />
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[[Image:156-CWCMegan1.jpg|thumb|left|He can smell fear.]]<br />
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In [[2005]], Chris met [[Megan Schroeder]] at a [[The GAMe PLACe|local game and card shop]]. A social outcast like himself, Megan proved unusual in that she was willing to talk to Chris for more than 5 minutes. The 2 quickly became close friends, although Megan claimed to have recently endured a bad break-up and refused to entertain Chris's obvious romantic interest. Chris, seemingly basing his stance on studying women in porn and [[anime]], believed that the key to turning Megan's platonic feelings romantic was to make inappropriate advances toward her until she had to tell him to stop touching her.<br />
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In the summer of [[2007]], Chris put it all on the line by entering the [[PaRappa the Rapper Contest|''PaRappa the Rapper'' Contest]] so that he could win prizes and a trip for two to Seattle, which formed the centerpiece of his plan to finally score with Megan. The contest ended in disaster for Chris, as he lost to the dreaded [[Adam Stackhouse]] and subsequently learned that Megan wouldn't have gone with him on the trip even if he had won.<br />
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It was during the Love Quest that Chris was inspired to launch ''Sonichu'', a comic book series featuring his Electric Hedgehog Pokémon. Ostensibly, the comic was intended to focus on the life and times of Chris's unbelievably original character, but by halfway through the first issue the focus of the story had become Chris and his myriad of romantic misadventures.<br />
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==Discovery==<br />
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Chris's rare talent was discovered when someone posted an anonymous picture of Sonichu on [[4-cent garbage|4chan]]. It only took a quick Google search of Chris's name to discover the picture's author, and Chris's miserable existence spilled over onto [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] in October 2007. His life hasn't been the same since then.<br />
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[[File:ChrisMomsPanties.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2008]].]]<br />
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Upon learning of the "Chris-Chan" article on ED, Chris released a single [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement|YouTube video]] attempting to diplomatically convince the site to remove the page. Failing in this, he then spent the next several months [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|vandalizing]] the article in the vain hope of overwhelming his enemies. This catastrophically backfired as Chris, in an attempt to prove himself as lurid as the [[trolls]], revealed a great deal of embarrassing information, most notably [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|a portrait of himself fingerbanging Megan]] that ruined his most important relationship at the time. By the spring of [[2008]], Chris would be banned from both [[The Game Place|his favorite hangout]] (temporarily, but he was banned permanently in August 2008) and [[Grace Baptist Church|his parents' church]] for reasons at least partially related to information brought to light by the ED article.<br />
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In August 2008, Chris [[CWC's Second Message|declared]] [[Attention All Sonichu Fans (NOT HATERS)|war]] upon Encyclopedia Dramatica in a series of videos, threatening to withhold publication of the upcoming [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] unless his vast [[fan base]] rallied to force ED to remove the "Chris-Chan" article. When ED suffered outages unrelated to this crusade, Chris [[Kudos to the Encyclopedia DramaDestruction|took credit and declared victory]], guaranteeing that he would be under constant fire from trolls for years to come. This began an endless cycle in which Chris would produce [[videos]], comics, and harebrained schemes to attack the trolls, which would in turn encourage more and more trolls to provoke him for his hilarious responses. <br />
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The cycle was briefly disrupted in the fall of 2008 when Chris sent his various [[medallions]] to his [[Blanca Weiss|fake Internet girlfriend]], who immediately destroyed them and broke up with him. This emotional heartbreak and the release of ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' reduced Chris's output of videos and other sources of [[Laughs Under Lucricities]]. At the same time, Encyclopedia Dramatica began cracking down on trolls using Chris's ED page as a forum for discussing him, and in general opinion was divided as to whether it was funny or faggy to continue harassing him. The resulting schism led to the creation of numerous websites (such as [[CWCki|this one]] singularly devoted to documenting his life), which has only expanded the coverage of Chris's hijinks.<br />
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==Chris today==<br />
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[[File:Ecp00066.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2009]].]]<br />
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By late 2008, trolls controlled many aspects of Chris's life by posing as dedicated [[fans]], sweethearts, cartoonish enemies, and prospective business partners. Chris's ego and [[naïve]]te readily embraced this brave new world in which every woman wanted to fuck him, and every man was either trying to help him sell ''Sonichu'' products or steal the franchise for their own nefarious goals. Trolls would begin denoting major events in Chris's life as "[[saga]]s" such as the [[Miyamoto]] Saga, the [[Julie]] Saga, the [[Ivy]] Saga, the Liquid Saga, and the [[Asperchu]] Saga. All the while, the CWCki maintains a constant record of these events, ensuring that Chris cannot get away with his highly selective and revisionary treatment of his history.<br />
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[[File:Personalprofile.jpg|thumb|left|''[[OkCupid|Hello]], [[The Hook Cafe|ladies]][[Carlos Chantor|!]]'' Chris in [[2010]].]]<br />
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Following his disastrous failure to woo [[The Wallflower|a real girl]] in March [[2010]], Chris began to realize what anyone else would have figured out a long time ago: his toxic internet presence is having a detrimental effect upon his real life, and each new video he creates only makes it worse. This realization appears to have led him to reduce his online presence and to stop donning Sonichu medallions and [[clown shirt]]s.<br />
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In [[November 2010]], around the same time another romantic saga involving [[Jackie|another sweetheart]] ended in failure, Chris announced he will no longer socialize online or publish videos of himself. Subsequently, all videos save for the last one were removed from his YouTube channel. However, his Internet activity had not completely ceased since he retired from YouTube. Chris later returned with new videos in [[August 2011]].<br />
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[[File:TG20.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2011]], near the time of his father's death.]]<br />
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Perhaps the most dramatic change in Chris’s life was his open and enthusiastic embrace of cross-dressing and femininity in general. In [[2011]], Chris was revealed to have become a full blown transvestite (or "[[tomgirl]]", as he calls it) and fully embraced his new identity both at home and in public. Chris seems to have reconciled this behavior with his extreme homophobia and purported heterosexuality without any difficulty. Though treated as yet another saga at first, this behavior seems to be deeply entrenched and has only gotten more extreme as of late 2014 (see below).<br />
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In [[September 2011]], Chris's father died of heart failure. Chris continues to live with his widowed mother, who along with the [[tugboat]] is his only source of income. Since his mother is in her 70s, it can be reasonably assumed that she has little time left on this earth, especially when her poor health is taken into account.<br />
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Since Bob's death, Chris has seldom interacted with trolls, and is seemingly no longer able to effortlessly bounce back from despair like he used to, and has instead lapsed into deep depression, no doubt exacerbated by the later loss of his home to fire, and subsequent financial difficulties. In the aftermath of Bob's death, many trolls began to question whether Chris deserved or indeed, could cope with any further trolling, given that he was no longer the bellicose, [[Chris and fashion|striped-shirted]] egocentric that the world had come to know. If one thing is certain, it is that Chris's glory days of screaming into a camera like a madman and performing like a circus animal for trolls offering [[china]] are over.<br />
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[[File:Christran2.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2012]].]]<br />
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In [[October 2011]], Chris and Barb were [[28 October 2011|arrested]] at [[The GAMe PLACe]] and charged on several counts including trespassing, assault, and failure to stop at an accident causing over $1,000 in damage after an altercation with [[Michael Snyder]]. The trespassing and assault charges against Chris were dropped, but both still face felony trials for the failure to stop, and Barb for assaulting a police officer.<br />
[[File:Chris march2013.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2013]].]]<br />
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In [[April 2012]], Chris declared that he finally [[Mia Hamm|lost his virginity]]. This was later confirmed to be true...[[Other documents#Chris's wingman|at the hands of a prostitute]]. 2012 was otherwise uneventful, probably because Chris was in trouble with [[Chris and the Law|the law]].<br />
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[[2013]] saw Chris's life more or less confined to ranting on [[Facebook]] and [[Twitter]], as well as making himself a pariah to people in real life through his actions. He began blaming people to their face for his own shortcomings which resulted in him leaving his church, getting chewed out by a voice actress from [[My Little Pony|one of his favorite shows]], upsetting the few friends he has left with his homophobia and getting thrown out of a [[Wal-Mart]] for committing blatant vandalism. He has also complained about the 'stress' taking its toll on his health ([[Chris and Health|this, at least, is evident]]) and pined incessantly about being "lonely". Even the "gal-pals" Chris so fondly talked about in his high school days would end up betraying him - he found out around Halloween 2013 that they had only tolerated him out of pity and, having discovered them, were just as revolted by his antics as much as the next sane person. Of course, the miseries Chris was lamenting at this time were almost entirely products of his own behavior coming back to haunt him, something he clearly did not realize.<br />
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The year 2013 also saw the rise of quite a few new white knights as well (including actual friends he met in real life) all of whom tried to offer constructive advice to Chris, although their advice was unwelcome information and thus totally ignored, as tradition dictates. This year of Chris's life seemed to have been most characterized by his flagrant disrespect of people, things and ideas around him, resulting in his exile and loneliness which he idiotically (but predictably) did not connect with his appalling behavior. <br />
[[File:Chris 15 Aug 2014 changed profile pic.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2014]], his long, lank, thin hair receding in earnest.]]<br />
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At first, it seemed that [[2014]] would just be business as usual. That is, until [[January 2014|January]] 10th when, in a cataclysmic display of the idiocy we've come to expect from him, Chris thought it would be a good idea to brew coffee in the bathroom of his garbage-filled house with an extension cord, leading to him [[Destruction Of Chris's House|setting his own house on fire]]. Luckily, no one (animal or human) was seriously harmed, although the resulting damages have forced him and his mother to temporarily [[Rental House|move out and trash a different house]]. Almost all of the Chandler possessions were destroyed in the fire, including most of Chris's [[Megan Shrine|vast]] [[Lego|hoard]] [[Trading Cards|of]] [[DVD|stupid]] [[Kimmi|shit]]. On a sadder note, most if not all of Bob's possessions would have been destroyed, including his huge record collection.<br />
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Since then, Chris and his mother have been having [[Chris and money|acute financial difficulties]], and Chris has spent most of the year alternating between begging and taking the odd commission to make more of his horrendous "art" on Facebook, or in a new display of [[Chris and his Ego|narcissism]], selling autographed photos of himself on eBay (you can guess who most of his patrons are). Nonetheless, this hasn't stopped Chris from blowing literal thousands of dollars on [[Lego|children's toys]]. Naturally, his "art" and photographs are only really of any value to trolls, and thankfully few people have been foolish enough to give him hand-outs. Which is for the best, given that he may finally be forced to face a situation his mother can't [[Hooker incident|bail him]] [[Chris and money|out of]], and maybe, just maybe, learn something from it. [[Chris and reality|Or not]].<br />
[[File:ChrisMugshot.jpg|thumb|right|Chris, as he enters [[2015]].]]<br />
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More curiously, [[Chris and reality|Chris began identifying as a lesbian]] in [[August 2014]], and denied that there is no such thing as a male lesbian (citing Yahoo! Answers as proof). While he seemed to soften his stance on gay men (''very'' reluctantly), he also indicated that he hated his own duck, in addition to his pre-existing hatred of ducks in general. <br />
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In July, Chris claimed to have a [[2014 Anonymous Sweetheart|girlfriend]]. Needless to say, many [[Megan Schroeder|doubted it]] [[The Wallflower|would last]]. <br />
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As of Halloween, Chris has been swanning around attending (and likely ruining) LGBTQ events around Charlottesville, including attending a Halloween party at a gay bar dressed as a lesbian from the 70s. At such events, he obviously mingles with people infinitely more accepting and kind than himself. This necessarily will result either in Chris becoming a better person or in Chris being banned and ostracized from these gatherings. If history suggests a single thing, it is that the latter scenario will occur.<br />
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In early November, it was confirmed that his latest sweetheart, [[Catherine]], was yet another troll persona. This has led to an outpouring of disappointment and disgust from many of his [[CWCki Forums|unappreciated abettors]], who were hoping that, for once, Chris had got lucky. It is unclear, but likely, that she was the same woman mentioned above who was dating him in July.<br />
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This glimmer of pity was extinguished in December, as Chris [[26 December 2014|violated a ban and assaulting an employee in an outing to]] [[GameStop]] on Boxing Day. He assaulted the store's Assistant Manager, who was calling security, with mace; showing that, again, Chris has yet to learn anything from his mistakes, if he even regards them as mistakes to begin with. Only time will tell how much trouble Chris has landed himself in this time, but given his current financial status and history, it can't be good. Needless to say, Chris has no one to blame but himself for this mess, which isn't to say he won't try.<br />
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In January 2015, Chris asked people to start referring him with female pronouns, and subsequently caused another ruckus at Wal-Mart.<br />
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More generally, 2015 has seen Chris slowly shy away from his traditional bigotry towards men and homosexuals (while still keeping up his [[Sonic Boom Protests|ludicrous crusade against Sega over the color scheme of a certain cartoon rodent]] and dramatizing his experience with trolls), and finally develop enough self-awareness to try and know himself. He has indicated in several Facebook posts that he is still trying to gauge his own sexuality and sexual identity; he has yoyoed between wanting to remain a transvestite and wanting to transition into womanhood. He has even indicated feeling some degree of attraction to men, although he still seems to prefer women.<br />
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==See also==<br />
* [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)]] - Chris's depiction of himself within his own comics.<br />
* [[Chris-chan Sonichu]] - Chris's furry alter ego.<br />
* [[:Category:DVD slideshow images|Hundreds of personal photographs]] assembled for use in Chris's autobiographical [[DVD]].<br />
* [[User:GodofThunderGodofWar]] - Chris's own CWCki account<br />
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==Sources==<br />
{{CWCipedia}}<br />
{{Fan Art|chris=Chris fan art|linkname=Chris}}<br />
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==External links==<br />
[http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4813395/ Christian Weston Chandler] at the [[Wikipedia:Internet Movie Database|Internet Movie Database]]<br />
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[[Image:SonichuLogo.png|center|Man's ultimate Rorschach test.]]<br />
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{{quote|[[Chris and art|My art]] speaks for me.|[[Chris]].<ref>[[I Am The TRUE, Original Christopher Christian Weston Chandler; No Ifs, Ands or Buts]]</ref>}}<br />
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'''''Sonichu''''' was [[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s official poorly-[[Art|drawn]] and [[Chris and writing|written]] comic book about the adventures and travails that befell "[[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|him]]" and his (imaginary) friends. Despite starting out as a comic about the titular character, it quickly turned into a wish-fulfillment outlet for Chris and his depraved fantasies, with [[Sonichu]] being a main character in name only, playing second fiddle to Chris's almighty [[Wikipedia:Mary Sue|Mary Sue]] self-insert.<br />
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==Introduction==<br />
[[Image:SonicVsSonichu.jpg|thumb|180px|[[Wikipedia:Sonic the Hedgehog (comics)|THE WORLD'S MOST WAY PAST COOL COMIC!]]]]<br />
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The inadvertent shattering of his heart from [[Sarah Hammer]], along with the expulsion from English class, and the confrontation with [[Mary Lee Walsh]] provided the impetus for Christian to kick-start the comic series in full force. It initially served as a complement to his [[Love Quest]] as a feeble attempt to link an accomplishment, or boost his own self-worth to unsuspecting prey; after all, [[Sonichu]] ''is'' "Zappin' to the Extreme!" He is Christian Weston Chandler's ''only'' son, and the first ''way past cooler'' [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]]! <br />
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The comics series has been hosted on the various incarnations of Christian's [[Sonichu site|homepage]] (currently hosted nowhere, except the [[CWCipedia]] archive), and was originally promoted from his now-defunct ''Sonichu'' business cards. Each new addition to the series would proudly sport a "To be continued..." disclaimer page. In fact, the comics are not updated with any regular frequency: in five years, Chris has yet to complete twelve issues, even though Chris has zero responsibilities and unlimited free time.<br />
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==Reader's Guide to ''Sonichu''==<br />
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===How-to and Overview===<br />
[[Image:JargonPage.jpg|thumb|180px|The ever infamous JARGON page.]]<br />
[[Image:ComicTBCont.jpg|thumb|180px|TO BE CONTINUED (c.) 2001-????]]<br />
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The ''Sonichu'' series began with issue #0 instead of #1, and each issue contained multiple separately-numbered "episodes", so [[trolls|readers]] often lost track of which story happened in which issue. For example, [[Black Sonichu]] was introduced in Episode #4, which was the fifth story in the overall series and the first story in [[Sonichu 1|''Sonichu'' #1]], which was in turn the second comic. Further confounding matters were the [[Sub-Episodes]] about Christian's [[Love Quest]], which appeared in issues #0-4, and were numbered separately from the main stories.<br />
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Issues #0 and #1 featured [[Sonichu]] as the unchallenged star of the series, with [[Christian Weston Chandler (character)|Chris]] as a supporting character also appearing in the backup strips. By issue #2, the comic had abruptly transitioned to Christian encountering people from his real life in shitty [[anime]] battles. Token attempts to tell Sonichu stories and introduce Sonichu spin-off characters were made in #3, but all pretense was dropped in #4-#7 as the series becomes a vehicle for Christian, as the leader of a heroic [[Chaotic Combo|band of recolors]], to battle against [[Mary Lee Walsh|a college dean]], a group of ineffectual [[Jerkop|security guards]], [[manajerks|store managers]], and later on, [[trolls|internet trolls]] and [[Alec Benson Leary|other people who made fun of the comic]].<br />
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The comic series was presented as if it were a cartoon or [[anime]] (which might explain why the comics mimic visual effects that work in an audiovisual context but fail on paper), and was encapsulated into ''seasons'' with various episodes (or "series", for our Eurofag friends). [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] was intended to wrap up the "first season" of ''Sonichu''. This opened a can of worms as to the current vision of the comics: was ''Sonichu'' intended to be the hit action/adventure soap-opera TV show that is broadcast in [[CWCville]], or was it the historical documentation of Christian's and Sonichu's life and times? Perhaps it was destined to be the Gospel from the Stay-at-Home Autistic Virgin Male, [[Chris and religion#Delusions of Godhood.3F|''hallowed be His name'']]. Either way, it remained unanswered whether Christian continues on with the series because he has a vain, misguided belief that some TRUE and HONEST soul would consider these as "storyboards" for proper licensing and production.<br />
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===Art imitating life===<br />
Sensing some criticism for the self-centeredness of his work, Christian wrote himself out of the series toward the end of [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], trapping the Christian character in the [[Time Void]] so that the storyline could focus on other characters. Despite this, Sonichu still served as a strong Mary Sue character, as seen in Sonichu fighting [[4-cent garbage.com]] in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], as well as the clear Sue tendencies of [[Reginald Sneasel]].<br />
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He returned from the Time Void at the end of [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], giving all non-Chris characters approximately one issue to have the spotlight to themselves, during which they mostly talked about how much they loved Chris and hoped he would return safely. On the final page of the issue, Chris claimed that he would write himself out of the series permanently, giving his characters the opportunity to shine on their own. He went back on this promise almost the moment he made it — issue #10 is one of the most Christian-centric of the entire series.<br />
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Following the theft of his [[Medallions of Fail]] by [[Blanca]], Christian immediately released a new comic adapting the theft into his canon and explaining that the TRUE source of his power lay in his [[Amnyfest Ring]]. Since this story was necessarily set after Christian escapes the Time Void, it was deemed a special preview of ''Sonichu'' #10, despite the fact that Chris had at that point not finished ''Sonichu'' #8 nor begun ''Sonichu'' #9.<br />
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Chris started ''Sonichu'' #11 in [[December 2009]] and completed ''Sonichu'' #10 in [[February 2010]]. Since then, no new pages have been released, apart from a revised ending to issue #10 in [[October 2010]].<ref>[[Book10Replacement]]</ref><br />
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Chris has claimed that in total, he plans to complete 50 to 100 issues in his lifetime.<ref>[[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation]]</ref><br />
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==Currently==<br />
{{Quote|I have not ended Sonichu; I only lost inspiration to draw, thanks to [[Trolls|the people online]].|Chris<ref>[[Jackie Chat 3]]</ref>}}<br />
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On 27 [[May 2010]], Chris announced that he was abandoning the [[CWCipedia]] to the trolls. On 30 [[October 2010]], Chris claimed that the trolls drained his creativity and scared him away from drawing any more ''Sonichu''.<ref>[[DrainedCreativity]]</ref><br />
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On 27 February [[2013]], Chris wrote in a [[Facebook]] post that he might continue, but probably won't.<br />
{{Quote|When I was online with my comic pages, I had never really planned ahead as I should have with releases and such. I was an amateur, I got scared off, I still feel very timid. I am not making any promises with anything for the future. Nobody in my comicverse is dead. Do not have any expectations of me.}}<br />
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On 10 [[January 2014]], Chris's house [[Destruction Of Chris's House|was gutted by a fire]]. This potentially means that all of Chris's artwork, including the master copies of the ''Sonichu'' comics, may be permanently lost, but Chris did manage to save his Nintendo DSi, so they possibly survived. They also continue to survive in digital form all across the internet and this very wiki.<br />
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In April 2015 chris stated that if sonichu was put in the next super smash bros he would resume the comics. The probability of both these possibilities is slim to none.<br />
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==The Sonichu canon==<br />
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===Official releases===<br />
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{|class="wikitable"<br />
! style="background:silver;" | Issue<br />
! style="background:silver;" colspan="2" | Episode<br />
! style="background:silver;" width=20% | Title<br />
! style="background:silver;" | Plot Summary<br />
|- <br />
| rowspan="5"|[[Image:issuezero.jpg|150px]]<br>[[Sonichu 0|'''''Sonichu'' #0''']]<br />
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|<br />
| Episode #1<br />
| "Sonichu's Orgin"<br />
| Sonichu and Rosechu are created by the Chaotic Rainbow. Kel adopts Rosechu. <br>''First appearance of [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Christian Weston Chandler]], [[Sonichu]], [[Sonic the Hedgehog]], [[Kel]], and [[Rosechu]]. <br>Only appearance of [[Perfect Chaos]].''<br />
|- <br />
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|<br />
| Episode #2<br />
| Sonichu in "Genesis of the Lovehogs"<br />
| Sonichu, [[obesity|hungry]] and lonesome, follows Rosechu home to Kel. They fall in love.<br />
|- <br />
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|<br />
| Episode #3<br />
| "Sonichu vs. Naitcirhc" [''sic'']<br />
| Sonichu and Rosechu go shopping; Naitsirhc tries to kidnap Rosechu but Sonichu fights off his Zapdos and rescues Rosechu. Mayor Chris congratulates him. <br>''First appearance of [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]].''<br />
|- <br />
|bgcolor="white" height="10px"|<br />
| colspan="2"|"Classic Sonichu Strips"<br />
| Random stupid stories with Sonichu. <br>''First appearance of [[Black Sonichu]] (Blake), [[Jerkops]], and [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. <br>Only appearances of [[Metonic]], [[Vamprosa]], and [[Barbara Chandler]].''<br />
|- <br />
|bgcolor="blue" height="10px"|<br />
| Sub-Episode #1<br />
| "Christian Chandler in ''Jerkop-tastropie''"<br />
| Chris is [[Calling Out|called out]] by a manajerk and transforms into Chris-Chan Sonichu to fight him and the jerkops off.<br />
|- <br />
| rowspan="4"|[[File:issueone.jpg|150px]]<br>[[Sonichu 1|'''''Sonichu'' #1''']]<br />
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|<br />
| Episode #4<br />
| "Black Sonichu in ''Darkness, Speed, & Lightning!''"<br />
| The origin of Blake! <br> <br>''First appearance of [[Doctor Robotnik]], [[Giovanni]], and [[Bill the Scientist]].''<br />
|- <br />
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|<br />
| Episode #5<br />
| "Sonichu in ''Informal Meeting''"<br />
| Blake kidnaps Rosechu. Sonic and Sonichu run into each other and then team up. <br />
|- <br />
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|<br />
| Episode #6<br />
| "Sonic & Sonichu ''Black Metal Combat''"<br />
| Sonic and Sonichu fight Robotnik's latest creation. <br>''Only appearance of [[Metal Sonichu]].''<br />
|- <br />
|bgcolor="blue" height="10px"|<br />
| Sub-Episode #2<br />
| "Christian Chandler in ''The Rise & Fall of My Heart''"<br />
| The comic version of Chris's encounter with Hanna. <br>''Only appearance of [[Hanna]].''<br />
|- <br />
| rowspan="4"|[[File:SchuComic3Cover.jpg|150px]]<br>[[Sonichu 2|'''''Sonichu'' #2''']]<br />
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|<br />
| Episode #7<br />
| "Sonichu in ''Anchuent Prophecy''"<br />
| Chris takes over the story as his Sonichu medallion unleashes the power of the [[Anchuent Prophecy]]. <br>''First appearance of [[Sarah Hammer]], [[Wes Iseli]], and the [[Ancient Leader of the Cherokee Clan]].'' <br>''Only appearance of the Keeper of the Destiny Cave.''<br />
|- <br />
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|<br />
| Episode #8<br />
| "Christian Chandler in ''Chaos & Serenity''"<br />
| The three empowered hedgehogs meet and fight. <br>''First appearance of [[Wes-Li Sonichu]] and [[Saramah Rosechu]].''<br />
|- <br />
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|<br />
| Episode #9<br />
| "Chris-Chan, Saramah, & Wes-Li in ''The Evil that Stomped CWCville''"<br />
| Saramah breaks up with Wes-Li as Slaweel the Witch makes her first big attack on CWCville! <br>''First appearance of [[Count Graduon]].''<br />
|- <br />
|bgcolor="blue" height="10px"|<br />
| Sub-Episode #3<br />
| "Christian Chandler & Sonichu in ''Witch Confront''"<br />
| Chris and Sonichu confront Slaweel!<br />
|- <br />
| rowspan="3"|[[File:Issue3.jpg|150px]]<br>[[Sonichu 3|'''''Sonichu'' #3''']]<br />
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|<br />
| Episode #10<br />
| "Sonichu Babies"<br />
| The origins of the Chaotic Combo! <br>''First appearances of [[Wild Sonichu]], [[Bubbles Rosechu]], [[Magi-Chan]], [[Angelica Rosechu]], [[Punchy Sonichu]], [[Sonee and Rosey]]. <br>Only appearance of Nabe, [[Mypoe]], and the [[Boulder-Dropping Whale]].''<br />
|- <br />
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|<br />
| Episode #11<br />
| "The Chaotic Combo in ''When Hedgehogs Meet''"<br />
| Blake steals the Master Sunstone and the Chaotic Combo unite! <br>''Only appearance of [[Flame the Sunbird]].''<br />
|- <br />
|bgcolor="blue" height="10px"|<br />
| Sub-Episode #4<br />
| "Christian Chandler in ''McAttack''"<br />
| Chris is attacked in the M-C-D-ville by two Manajerks! <br>''First appearance of [[B-Manajerk]], [[Merried Seinor Comic]], [[W-M Manajerk]], and [[Darkbind Sonichu]].'' <br>''Only appearance of Super Chris-chan Sonichu.''<br />
|- <br />
| rowspan="8"|[[File:Issue4.jpg|150px]]<br>[[Sonichu 4|'''''Sonichu'' #4''']]<br />
|bgcolor="blue" height="10px"|<br />
| Sub-Episode #1<br />
| "Christian Chandler in ''Jerkop-tastropie''"<br />
| Reprinted from ''Sonichu'' #0.<br />
|- <br />
|bgcolor="blue" height="10px"|<br />
| Sub-Episode #2<br />
| "Christian Chandler in ''The Rise & Fall of My Heart''"<br />
| Reprinted from ''Sonichu'' #1.<br />
|- <br />
|bgcolor="blue" height="10px"|<br />
| Sub-Episode #3<br />
| "Christian Chandler & Sonichu in ''Witch Confront''"<br />
| Reprinted from ''Sonichu'' #2.<br />
|- <br />
|bgcolor="blue" height="10px"|<br />
| Sub-Episode #4<br />
| "Christian Chandler in ''McAttack''"<br />
| Reprinted from ''Sonichu'' #3.<br />
|- <br />
|bgcolor="blue" height="10px"|<br />
| Sub-Episode #5<br />
| "Christian Chandler in ''McAttack Part 2''" <br />
| Crystal appears to save the day as the W-M Manajerk attacks! <br>''First appearance of [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)]] and [[W-M Manajerk]]. <br>Last appearance of the [[Ancient Leader of the Cherokee Clan]].''<br />
|- <br />
|bgcolor="blue" height="10px"|<br />
| Sub-Episode #6<br />
| "Christian Chandler's Backyard Safari"<br />
| Chris gives us an inside look at the Jerkops. <br>''First appearance of [[ScotPalazzo]].''<br />
|- <br />
|bgcolor="blue" height="10px"|<br />
| Sub-Episode #7<br />
| "Christian Chandler in ''Off-Target''"<br />
| Bagget arrives to attack Chris! <br>''First appearance of [[Bagget]] and [[Crackder]].''<br />
|- <br />
|bgcolor="blue" height="10px"|<br />
| Sub-Episode #8<br />
| "Christian Chandler in ''Off-Target Part 2''"<br />
| Chris is taken captive, but is rescued by Crystal!<br />
|- <br />
| rowspan="2"|[[File:SchuComic6Cover.jpg|150px]]<br>[[Sonichu 5|'''''Sonichu'' #5''']]<br />
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|<br />
| Episode #12<br />
| "Christian Chandler in ''My Best Friend's Cherokian Wedding''"<br />
| Chris attends Sarah Hammer's wedding, which is spoiled by Wes-Li Sonichu. Chris, with the aid of [[Megan Schroeder]], saves the day. <br>''First appearance of [[Megagi La Skunk]].'' <br>''Only appearances of [[William Spicer]] and [[Sailor Megtune]].''<br />
|- <br />
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|<br />
| Episode #13<br />
| "Shattered Hearts & Entrapment"<br />
| Slaweel initiates an attack on CWCville, leading to Crystal getting trapped in the mirror! <br>''First appearance of [[DJ Jamsta]].''<br />
|- <br />
| rowspan="2"|[[File:Sonichu Issue 6.jpg|150px]]<br>[[Sonichu 6|'''''Sonichu'' #6''']]<br />
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|<br />
| Episode #12.5<br />
| "One Lucky Dog"<br />
| Chris's dog, Patti, is transported to CWCville and becomes an anthropomorphic dog with magic powers. <br>''First appearances of [[Patti-Chan]] and [[Allison Amber]].''<br />
|-<br />
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|<br />
| Episode #14<br />
| "Evil is Afoot!"<br />
| Chris and the Chaotic Combo begin their quest for the Sonichu Balls as Reldnahc makes his appearance. <br>''First appearance of [[Bionic the Hedgehog]].''<br />
|- <br />
| rowspan="3"|[[File:Sonichu Issue 7.jpg|150px]]<br>[[Sonichu 7|'''''Sonichu'' #7''']]<br />
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|<br />
| Episode #15<br />
| "Sonichu, Magi-Chan, and Christian in ''Time for a Ball''"<br />
| Chris learns the location of one of the [[Sonichu Balls]] and goes to get it. <br>''Only appearance of [[Sammy]].''<br />
|-<br />
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|<br />
| Episode #16<br />
| "C.W.C. and Sonichu in ''Time Hogs''"<br />
| Chris and Sonichu retrieve a Sonichu Ball, only for Chris to be lost in the [[Time Void]].<br />
|-<br />
|bgcolor="white" height="10px"|<br />
| colspan="2"|"Tune in Everyday to Station KCWC for Everything!"<br />
| DJ Jamsta interviews Blanca and Jiggliami. <br>''First appearance of [[Jiggliami]] and [[Blanca]].'' <br>''Only appearance of [[Robert Simmons V]].''<br />
|- <br />
|rowspan="2"|[[File:Sonichu8.jpg|150px]]<br>[[Sonichu 8|'''''Sonichu'' #8''']]<br />
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|<br />
| Episode #17<br />
| "Rage Against the Garbage"<br />
| After sex, Sonichu and Rosechu learn about [[4-cent garbage.com]] and go to confront Jason Kendrick Howell over his work. They get a Sonichu Ball for their trouble. <br>''First appearance of [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] and [[The Incredible Lioness]].''<br />
|-<br />
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|<br />
| Episode #18<br />
| "Spring Break, 2008"<br />
| Silvana makes her move as Jiggliami warns the others of her plans and they get another Sonichu Ball. <br>''First appearance of [[Zapina]], [[Simonla Rosechu]], and [[Silvana]].'' <br>''Last appearance of [[Jiggliami]] and Blanca.'' <br>''Only appearance of [[Yawning Squirtle]].''<br />
|- <br />
|rowspan="2"| [[File:SchuComic9.jpg|150px]]<br>[[Sonichu 9|'''''Sonichu'' #9''']]<br />
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|<br />
| Episode #19<br />
| "Date Ed (Even Though the Idea Sounds Dated)"<br />
| THRILL to the wonder that is Chris's Dating Education classes! <br>''First appearances of [[Reginald Sneasel]], [[Layla]], and Rita Jackaras.'' <br>''Only appearance of Ms. Jackaras.''<br />
|-<br />
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|<br />
| Episode #20<br />
| "CWC-Defense"<br />
| The PVCC mounts a massive attack on CWCVille! Chris is later pulled out of the Time Void. <br>''First appearance of the [[Samurai Pizza Bots]] and the [[Power Rangers]].'' <br>''Only appearance of [[BILLY MAYS]].''<br />
|- <br />
| [[File:Issue 10 Cover.jpg|150px]]<br>[[Sonichu 10|'''''Sonichu'' #10''']]<br />
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|<br />
| Episode #21<br />
| "Christian Chandler in ''Director Amenities''"<br />
| [[Ego|Chris rains holy hell on all his enemies!]] <br>''First appearance of [[Clyde Cash]], [[Jack Thaddeus]], [[Lovely Weather]], [[Asperchu]], [[Chaotic Combo (Asperchu)]], Metal Asperchu, the [[Asperpedia Four]], and [[Sandy Rosechu]].'' <br>''Deaths of Reldnahc, Jason Kendrick Howell, Asperchu, Clyde Cash, Jack Thaddeus, Chaotic Combo (Asperchu), Metal Asperchu, the Asperpedia Four, Slaweel the Witch, homosexuality, asexuality, and Simonla.''<br />
|}<br />
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===Unreleased issues===<br />
These issues were in the pipeline when ''Sonichu'' was abruptly terminated.<br />
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{|class="wikitable"<br />
! style="background:silver;" | Issue<br />
! style="background:silver;" colspan="2" | Episode<br />
! style="background:silver;" width=20% | Title<br />
! style="background:silver;" | Plot Summary<br />
|- <br />
| rowspan="2"|[[File:Issue 11 Cover.jpg|150px]]<br>[[Sonichu 11|'''''Sonichu'' #11''']]<br />
|bgcolor="white" height="10px"|<br />
| colspan="2"|"A Sonichu Christmas"<br />
| [[Christmas]] is coming, and Sonichu, Rosechu, and their children faff about the place doing nothing of importance.<br />
|-<br />
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|<br />
| Episode #22<br />
| "[Clip Show Episode]"<br />
| Chris has stated that "The reboot will happen in Book 11 with the Clip Show Episode; most questions will be answered and plots revealed."<ref>[[Mailbag 51|Mailbag #51]]</ref><br />
|- <br />
| [[File:Issue 12 Cover.jpg|150px]]<br>[[Sonichu 12|'''''Sonichu'' #12''']]<br />
|bgcolor="white" height="10px"|<br />
| colspan="2"|"A Sonichu Christmas" (Continuation)<br />
| Continuation of the [[Christmas]] special.<ref>[[CWC_Blog#14_February_2010]]</ref><br />
|}<br />
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===Special editions===<br />
These special issues were one-offs intended for [[gal pal|specific audiences]], but subsequently obtained by trolls and publicly released.<br />
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{|class="wikitable" style="text-align:center;"<br />
! style="background:silver; | Image<br />
! style="background:silver; width=20% | Issue<br />
! style="background:silver; width=20% | Informal Title<br />
! style="background:silver;" | Plot Summary<br />
|- <br />
| [[File:CWCVictoryForIvy.jpg|150px]]<br />
| [[Sonichu Special 1|''Sonichu Special #1'']]<br />
| CWC Holding Out For a Hero<br />
| style = "text-align:left;"| Chris rescues Ivy from the clutches of "Cly". <br /><br />''First appearances of [[Ivy]] and [[Clyde Cash]].''<br />
|- <br />
| [[File:IvyWedding.jpg|150px]]<br />
| [[Sonichu Special 2|''Sonichu Special #2'']]<br />
| Wedding Comic<br />
| style = "text-align:left;"| The fail-tastic union of Chris and Ivy. <br /><br />''Only appearances of Spas the Cat, Canino Houndhowl, Lilith, Rachel, [[Ching Chong]], and the unnamed priest.''<br />
|- <br />
| [[File:SchuComicSP3P5.jpg|150px]]<br />
| [[Sonichu Special 3|''Sonichu Special #3'']]<br />
| Giant Penis Comic<br />
| style = "text-align:left;"| The even more fail-tastic honeymoon of Chris and Ivy.<br /><br />''Last appearances of [[Ivy]] and [[Officer Keino]].''<br />
|- <br />
| [[File:SchuComicSP4P3.jpg|150px]]<br />
| [[Sonichu Special 4|''Sonichu Special #4'']]<br />
| Gun Comic<br />
| style = "text-align:left;"| [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] "rescues" [[Kacey]] from [[CChanSonichuCWC]] (though it's unclear why Kacey needs to be rescued if she's in a consensual relationship with Liquid), shoots Liquid in the shins, and then makes out with Kacey.<br /><br />''Only appearances of [[Kacey]], Kacey's mom, [[Matthew Devoria]], and [[Liquid Chris]].''<br />
|}<br />
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==Adaptations and related work==<br />
* ''Sonichu'' Remake<br />
* ''Sonichu Issue #11 Smack Jeeves - A continuation of the comic series but, not done in a Chris fashion.<br />
* ''Sonichu'' Finale<br />
* [[Audiobooks|''Sonichu'': The Audiobook Saga (TM)]]<br />
* ''Sonichu: The Animated Series''<br />
* ''Sonichu R'' - A rewrite on ff.net. <br />
* ''Sonichu The Mysterious Hedgimon'' - A re imagining on wattpad.com<br />
* ''Sonichu'' Fan Continuation Project - A fan continuation on sonichufancontinuation.wordpress.com<br />
* ''Sonichu Unleashed'' - Fan Continuation on Deviantart<br />
<br />
==References==<br />
<references/><br />
<br />
==External links==<br />
{{CWCipedia|chris=Sonichu Comic Collection|linkname=the Sonichu Comic Collection}}<br />
* [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu_Comic_Collection CWCipedia comic archive (Episode #20 updates included)]<br />
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Webcomic/Sonichu TV Tropes: ''Sonichu'']<br />
* [http://atopfourthwall.blogspot.com/2010/09/top-15-comics-ill-never-review.html Video stating that ''Sonichu'' is too bad to be featured on Atop the Fourth Wall, which reviews bad comics.]<br />
<br />
{{Sonichu}}<br />
<br />
[[Category:Comic]]</div>
Skurvypete
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=List_of_Chris%27s_edits_to_the_CWCki&diff=185142
List of Chris's edits to the CWCki
2015-04-14T20:29:52Z
<p>Skurvypete: /* 1 April, 12:44 */</p>
<hr />
<div>[[File:Chrisshotweb.jpg|thumb|Summary of the incident.]]<br />
After Chris discovered the [[CWCki]] in [[March 2010]], he [[CWC Blog#14 March 2010|demanded]] that pages related to his family and [[gal pals]]s be removed, giving two deadlines. Around midnight on [[April 2010|1 April]], past the second deadline, he decided to attack CWCki, signing up as [[User:GodofThunderGodofWar|GodofThunderGodofWar]]. In true CWC style, his [[Special:Contributions/GodofThunderGodofWar|vandalism]] was less than impressive. In fact, since he made them on April Fools' Day, many users just assumed that it was an elaborate and lulzy prank on the part of the administrators. But no, it was f'real. Christian vandalized the CWCki's articles to make them look as if they are praising him. As usual Chris's [[Chris and English|tenuous grasp of grammar]] made his edits stand out like a sore thumb.<br />
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Chris later returned under the guise of [[User:JenkinsJinkies|JenkinsJinkies]], making several posts from 5 [[May 2010]] to 13 [[July 2010]]. Chris returned again about a year later as [[User:Christianchandler|Christianchandler]] on [[November 2011|4 November 2011]], part of the [[28 October 2011]] aftermath. He uploaded three pictures of [[Michael Snyder]].<br />
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Although Chris originally demanded that the CWCki's administrators only edit or remove pages related to his friends and family, it is perhaps telling that when he finally set himself to actively vandalizing the site, he ignored those pages, choosing instead to make edits [[Chris and his Ego|glorifying himself]]. <br />
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Listed below are all of Chris's edits made on his accounts, unedited by trolls and exactly as he wrote them. An exception is made for headings, which are replaced with '''bold text''' in the quoteboxes.<br />
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==GodofThunderGodofWar==<br />
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[[Special:Contributions/GodofThunderGodofWar|All edits]]<br />
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===1 April, 12:35===<br />
His first action was editing the Did You Know? column, removing the majority of the factoids while adding a few of his own, most of which were merely rewrites of existing comments. Hilariously, he begins to glorify himself only ''after'' stating "The CWCki is a LOAD OF BULL", effectively nullifying his own attempts.<br />
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{{quotebox|<br />
*...This webiste, the CWCki, is a LOAD OF BULL?<br />
*...that Christian Chandler ALWAYS IS the mayor of [[CWCville]]?<br />
*...that [[Pixelblocks]] are not to be confused with neither [[Pickles|Pickleblocks]] nor [[Prickly-Wicklies|Pricklyblocks]]?<br />
*...that Chris buys healthy food, good drinks and just necessities with Good Money?<br />
*...that Chris has been recording himself as early as [[Manchester High School|10th grade]]?<br />
}}<br />
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The following comments however, were left untouched.<br />
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{{quotebox|<br />
*...that a [[Curse-ye-ham-ye-ha Retraction|Forgiveness blessing]] can counter the extreme bad luck and misfortune associated with the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] attack?<br />
*...that [[Chris]]'s sense of humor is [[Random-access humor|SO RANDOM XDXD]]?<br />
*...that Chris is the [[The Game Place#Chris.27s_antics|Level Up King]]?<br />
*...that [[Virginia is for Virgins]]?<br />
*...that Chris really likes [[Britney Spears]] (no matter what they all say)? <br />
:*...that his favorite song from "[[:Image:CWCSchuBrit.jpg|Air Britney]]" is ''[E-Mail My Heart]''?*<br />
*...that Chris is a descendant of [[Anne Boleyn]], Queen of England?<br />
}}<br />
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Some of the factoids were likely left alone because Chris failed to [[Autism|notice their sarcasm]] and mistook them for compliments. [[Naïve|On a troll site]]. It should also be noted that the Pixelblocks factoid was also untouched, save for Chris adding the word "not" in the middle. It was likely that he perceived it to be a spelling mistake and decided to correct it, even though the word "neither" instead of "either" later in the sentence causes Chris to [[Chris and English|''add'' a mistake instead]]. Chris finally relinked [[Song of Christian]] to "10th grade", a broken link.<br />
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<small>*Altered for this article. This normally links to a [[YouTube]] video, but external links mess up the quoteboxes.</small><br />
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===1 April, 12:42===<br />
Chris then changed the "Article of the Now" from [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] to himself.<br />
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{{quotebox|<br />
[[Image:0782-CWCSpread.JPG|right|200px|lolwut.]]<br />
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'''Christian Weston Chandler''' (born '''Christopher Weston Chandler''' on 24 February [[1982]]) is a [[autism|high-functioning autistic]] [[virgin with rage|virgin]], Honest, Cool and Honest Dude, and creator of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], a [[brilliant]] character, starring in his own self-titled [[Sonichu (comic)|online comic book]].<br />
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His adult life has been largely defined by his goal of most Normal Human Beings; Finding their Meaning of Existence, Their True Love, Their own Self-Character. No One should ever interfere or ever make a mockery of such a tride and true quest to finding HIS own Happiness with his WOMAN who is to be his Wife.<br />
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Yes, friends, it gets far sweeter.<br />
}}<br />
<br />
This edit is perhaps the most condensed essence of Christian to ever emerge in pseudo-paragraph format. Between the utter butchery of the English language, blatant ego stroking, and unintentional creepiness ("Yes, friends, it gets far sweeter"), Christian pretty much sums up what legions of trolls have spent nearly half a decade trying to record for the world. Also note that, while on a website dedicated to trolling him, he still attempts to insert links to other parts of the wiki. In all likelihood, Chris planned to vandalize these elements as well but stopped due to [[stress]]. In the original edit, the link "brilliant" linked instead to the Fail page. Much like the 10th grade link example above, Chris removed this part and created a red link.<br />
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===1 April, 12:44===<br />
A couple of minutes after, he made the infamous [[CWCRockin4Way.jpg]] the Picture of the Now.<br />
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{{quotebox|[[Image:CWCRockin4Way.jpg|300px|left|lolwut?]]<br />
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A recently leaked image shows an illustration by [[Chris]] having [[Chris and sex|Sweet, Sweet Sex]] with three young women, including a white one, a black one, and one in-between.Chocolate-Vanilla Swirls!!! YAY! 8D}}<br />
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Not much needs saying here. Chris chose the image and added some [[random-access humor]]. Why this image? Nobody knows. Also, the red link this time was actually put in entirely by Chris himself, rather than being another unintentional mistake. Why he thought the CWCki would have a page on "Sweet, Sweet Sex" is anyone's guess.<br />
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==JenkinsJinkies==<br />
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[[Special:Contributions/JenkinsJinkies|All edits]]<br />
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===5 May, 01:08===<br />
In his first edit on the new account, Chris commented on [[PS3/How the PS3 is Hacked|the hacking]] of the [[PS3]], saying the supposed bug was just an antenna. However, later that day he tore out the antenna anyway, just to be safe.<ref>[[I Pimp My Ride.MOV]]</ref><br />
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{{quotebox|<br />
'''Dude, Really? That's an Antenna'''<br />
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I trolled around and found it. http://www.eeshops.com/ps3-wifi-antenna-tyco-19039281-w400-p-528.html --[[User:JenkinsJinkies|JenkinsJinkies]] 01:08, 5 May 2010 (UTC)}}<br />
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===8 May, 03:09 - 03:16===<br />
Chris then turned to the [[List of Chris's PSN game downloads]], clarifying that his ''Resistance: Fall of Man'' add-on pack was not bought by the trolls who took over his [[PSN]], but his ''[[Wikipedia:Killzone_2|Killzone 2]]'' pack was.<ref>[http://www.sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=List_of_Chris's_PSN_game_downloads&diff=prev&oldid=88589 List of Chris's PSN game downloads]</ref> He also said that the ''[[wikipedia:Downfall (film)|Downfall]]'' he bought was a movie, not a video game,<ref>[http://www.sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=List_of_Chris%27s_PSN_game_downloads&action=historysubmit&diff=88592&oldid=88590 List of Chris's PSN game downloads]</ref> and removed a slanderous mockery implying that his [[duck]] was small.<ref>[http://www.sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=List_of_Chris's_PSN_game_downloads&diff=prev&oldid=88590 List of Chris's PSN game downloads]</ref><br />
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===3 July, 16:02 - 16:25===<br />
Chris created the bizarre [[Coffee Place]] article, quoted below, in which he ranted about [[Amanda]], a part-time [[manajerks|manajerk]], who wouldn't give Chris a ''[[Wikipedia:The Twilight Saga: Eclipse|The Twilight Saga: Eclipse]]'' Sweepstake token because he only bought a $1.09 ice cream. <br />
{{quotebox|<br />
{{Taxpayermoneynoinclude}}<br />
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[[File:Burgerking.jpg|thumb|A view of the counter where behind which has its own Troublemakers.]]<br />
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'''Coffee Anyone?'''<br />
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Within this single fast-food joint of the small town of Ruckersville, VA, Bobby goes for a morning coffee and breakfast most days of the week. Sadly, though, on some of those days, along with other seinor citizens who have been going there for years for their own "Early Bird Specials", they get harassed by one or two of the snot-nosed, snooty employees.<br />
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One of which, Amanda, is one of the Part-Time [[Manajerks]] who gives her elders the coldest of shoulders. Even with the recent Twilight sweepstakes, one or two of these folks who have enjoyed the Medium Icees for a single dollar and nine cents during their limited-time promotion and received the cups with the game pieces on them, Amanda recently decided that "One Dollar is TOO LITTLE for a Piece of the Sweepstakes Action."<br />
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Amanda also really Opens Up for the Black People; she would be most friendly to any of the black people. Uncle Ruckus would really kick the shit out of the bitch for not treating us white people with good kindness and respect. All of the seinors who loyally come in for their daily morning bread would just itch for the chance to smack her ass and crack her [[china]] in due respect to the harassment she has butthurt unto them.<br />
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'''Amanda'''<br />
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Not much else is known about Amanda at the moment, but the seinors have heard that she is a mother of two (probably get a daily butthurt from her every night). She is also assumed to be still married. I feel really sorry for the dude who has put up with that woman for the amount of time they've been married.<br />
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'''More Coffee Goodness'''<br />
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It has been reported that Chrissy has been sighted there, but no photographs has been taken, aside from the one above, of him inside the restaurant.<br />
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Photographic evidence should be sent to cwcsightings(AT)hotmail.com! Also, feel free to show off to everyone around you at the time the fresh Gay Trucker Photographs are taken. Users will be greatly rewarded with [[china]] and/or [[pickle|pickles]]!<br />
}}<br />
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This edit was the first where Chris began to make his presence known. All edits under the JenkinsJinkies name were subtle up until this point, where any effort of subtlety ends. Chris made it obvious that it was him right from the start, both from his [[Chris and English|poor spelling]] and his terrible attempt to imitate what he believes [[trolls]] are like; for example, he obviously believes trolls to be [[Chris and race|racist]], so he goes off on a tangent about black people halfway through. He believes that all trolls have [[Chris and sex|sexual issues]], so he acts like an outright misogynist in the last paragraph. He also attempts using internet slang like the word "butthurt", which he somehow manages to [[Honor roll|use as a verb]]. Chris also updated the [[Template:Places|places template]] accordingly to link to his new article.<br />
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===3 July, 20:16===<br />
After CWCkians later arrived and saw that some faggot had put up a shitty article with no citations or real evidence of anything happening, they assumed a troll pretending to be Chris, or else a [[slow-in-the-minds|really stupid person]], and put up a deletion template. Chris noticed and leapt to the article's defense on the talk page with this textwall.<br />
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{{quotebox|<br />
'''Do Not Delete; Pursue for the Drama.'''<br />
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My family and I were there one morning a couple of weeks ago; my camera was screwing up with me, so I ended up with the photo of the front counter. I haven't been back for a while (Damn parents won't drive me back there), and I'm only 14.<br />
<br />
Robert was shouting at Amanda, and eventually Chrissy joined in with an uproar so loud, it would have awaken the dead. It was in response to Amanda harassing them that day. I asked around after Robert and Chris left, without my family taking notice of me.<br />
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I can get away with anything within my reach; I'm the middle child of a set of three in my family. Sadly, we were only passing through that week on our way back from a visit with my Grandma and Grandpa in South VA; we live up in Boston.<br />
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Being bullied as a Freshman last year in my High School was no fucking picnic either. And I really loath ANYONE who is even considered "Special". I'm Special enough on my own for being invisible yet able to attract attention remotely with a mere thought or do-nothing and having to put up with the aggresiveness in my fucking family; I am very much the Master Mind in the family. My father is damned retarded.<br />
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But enough about me, I hate Chris as much as the rest of you. Stopping the presses on his books and giving up his website; it still pisses me off. If I recall correctly, it was about 10:30 when the Father and Son Duo left, so best bet is about 10:00 AM to try and intercept. I want to see Chris, if not both of them, squirm in torture from our Trolling of him. I really want to see him blow his top off again. LULZ.<br />
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Oh, and the Windows at that place were Tinted, so the photography would be best from inside the place.<br />
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For the LULZ!!!!<br />
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--[[User:JenkinsJinkies|JenkinsJinkies]] 22:16, 3 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
}}<br />
<br />
Here, Chris established his troll backstory and continued trying to act as close to what he believed a troll to be like as possible. This time he plays the part of a [[BlueSpike|sadist]] who hates Chris because he's [[Autism|special]], was [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|bullied at school]], and had [[Bob Chandler|daddy issues]], because that is what real trolls are like entirely.<br />
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===11 July, 19:43 - 12 July, 08:05===<br />
In response to [[Clyde Cash|Clyde]] leaving Chris a message on his user talk page, asking for his personal information so he could send him a reward for providing them with information, Chris posted this strange rambling.<br />
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{{quotebox|<br />
Thanks, man, but I'm good; I lost my young virginity with a Seinor Cheerleader; her china was sweeeeettt! Plus, as an Anon, I prefer to keep my add off of the web. I would not want Chris coming after my ass. The mindfuck that he is, I would not want to fall victim of one of his impulsive manchild rampages. I just enjoy getting the LULZ off of him.<br />
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That's all the info I got of [[Amanda]]; my family and I don't travel to South VA that often, but I'll see if I can hitch another trip and find a place to crash in VA. I wouldn't be missed; I am soo overlooked in my family.<br />
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Something else that has piqued my curiousity, from the [[Hooker incident]], I'm wondering from which luscious company or group [[Bryan Bash]] the ladies came from, specifically the company name, their website, and from within Chris's crappy (434) A.C. Because if they were out-of-his-state, I may give them a call myself. >:D<br />
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Thank you for your support, [[User:Clydec|Clydec]]; you're awesome.<br />
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--[[User:JenkinsJinkies|JenkinsJinkies]] 18:43, 11 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
}}<br />
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The main focus of the message seems to be Chris establishing more of his troll backstory, giving excuses as to why he couldn't give Clyde his details, and dropping as many troll buzzwords as possible, like "[[4-cent_garbage.com|Anon]]" and "[[Laughs Under Lucricities|LULZ]]". He also inquires about the hookers sent to his house by Bryan Bash, likely so he can take advantage of their services to get rid of his hated [[Virgin with rage|virginity]]. Also notice how even when he's deep undercover as a Chris-hating troll, he still feels the need to bolster his own [[Chris and his Ego|ego]], claiming to be genuinely afraid of Chris; something no other than Chris himself could ever consider seriously other than a joke.<br />
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When Clyde pointed out appropriately that being afraid of Chris indicated that Jenkins was a pussy, Chris replied with:<br />
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{{quotebox|<br />
Firstly, I am not a pussy; I am as wild as a serial raper. Second, I saw those videos; he is still a curiously impulsive individual. It is people like him that tend to explode in a hidden-potential fury that could be very dangerous. While you may see him as a weak fuck, I see a crazy man who will likely strike at any given moment.<br />
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During the time now, I enjoy laughing during his weaker moments, yet I still am concerned in what intelligence and fury lie within him waiting to strike. He may be only waiting and plotting for the day when he may hunt us down, one by one. We can only hope that day will never come.<br />
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--[[User:JenkinsJinkies|JenkinsJinkies]] 07:05, 12 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
}}<br />
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Again, despite being undercover as a troll, Chris spends time trying to convince Clyde and others that he is very [[I AM STRONG|strong]], [[Honor roll|intelligent]] and will [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|probably kill them all]]. Again, these are things which only Chris could ever seriously believe. Also add "wild as a serial raper" to the list of memorable Chris-Chan quotes.<br />
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===13 July, 22:24===<br />
And of course, where would we be without a little advertising? Even while pretending to be a troll, Chris still [[Chris and his Ego|couldn't resist]] breaking cover yet again to advertise his ''[[ModNation Racers]]'' beta tracks.<br />
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{{quotebox|<br />
'''He has his Beta Track Up'''<br />
<br />
As well as some actually neatly recreated Hot Wheels vehicles. He locked a couple of them; the manchild must have Favorited those TWO cars from his collection. LOL His track is lengthy, and confusing, but I managed to run some laps on it. And he added a good version of the Park with a fountain, and a Beach.<br />
<br />
Download his Beta Cwcville Track for the laughs of using the defaulted Beta Tools.--[[User:JenkinsJinkies|JenkinsJinkies]] 22:24, 13 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
}}<br />
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This was his last edit on the CWCki before he signed up for [[Trollin Train]], which was a scheme by Clyde and [[Surfshack Tito]] to trick Chris into destroying his [[PS3]]. It ended in [[The MovingFoward videos|great success]]. All further JenkinsJinkies dumbfuckery is documented on the Trollin Train article.<br />
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==Christianchandler==<br />
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[[Special:Contributions/Christianchandler|All edits]]<br />
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===4 November, 18:26 - 18:32===<br />
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Chris's first action under this account was to upload three photos of [[Michael Snyder]] taken with his [[Nintendo|3DS]] during the [[28 October 2011]] incident. The first was taken from the interior of [[The GAMe PLACe]], and was put on its CWCki article. The other two were taken in the parking lot from inside [[Son-Chu]]; they were added on Snyder's article, one of them replacing an [[:File:2004 merchant of venice 008.jpg|existing image]]. Chris added his own captions, in which he hilariously [[Chris and hypocrisy|mocked]] [[Obesity|Snyder's weight]] and accused him of being a [[Pedofork|child-molesting]] [[Chris and religion#Judaism|Jew]].<br />
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The photos Chris uploaded are below, including his captions.<br />
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<gallery><br />
File:HNI 0020.JPG|"The inside of the PLACe as of October 27, 2011."<br />
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File:HNI 0021.JPG|"Look at his "slender" figure."<br />
File:HNI 0022.JPG|"Michael Snyder, the dirty '''Fat''', child-molesting <s>Jew</s> gentile."<br />
<br />
</gallery><br />
<br />
===4 November, 18:40 - 18:41===<br />
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Chris proceeded to make the second photo the Picture of the Now...<br />
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{{quotebox|[[File:HNI_0021.JPG|200px|left]] [[Michael Snyder, in the flesh.]]!|}}<br />
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...And subsequently added mentions of all three to [[:Template:Da Update|Da Update]].<br />
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{{quotebox|*4 [[November 2011|October]]: [[Michael Snyder]]; up close and personal in three new "HNI" photographs.}}<br />
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===4 November 20:02 - 20:03===<br />
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Chris returned about 80 minutes later to upload two new pictures. The first is of an [[anime]] girl named XBOX360ko, apparently a human with every feature of an [[HEXBox|XBOX 360]]. He then replaced the second Snyder photo with a picture of a colorful fox. The bottom-right corner reads [[Chris and copyright|©]] [[Chris and his Ego|ME ME ME ME ME]]. The purposes of both photos are [[Random-access humor|unknown]].<br />
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<gallery><br />
File:481px-360tankx6.jpg<br />
File:Chrisfox.JPG<br />
</gallery><br />
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==References==<br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica]]<br />
*[[CWCki]]<br />
*[[JenkinsJinkies]]<br />
*[[Coffee Place]]<br />
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{{The Internet}}<br />
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[[Category:Lists]]</div>
Skurvypete
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=List_of_Chris%27s_edits_to_the_CWCki&diff=185141
List of Chris's edits to the CWCki
2015-04-14T20:27:45Z
<p>Skurvypete: /* GodofThunderGodofWar */</p>
<hr />
<div>[[File:Chrisshotweb.jpg|thumb|Summary of the incident.]]<br />
After Chris discovered the [[CWCki]] in [[March 2010]], he [[CWC Blog#14 March 2010|demanded]] that pages related to his family and [[gal pals]]s be removed, giving two deadlines. Around midnight on [[April 2010|1 April]], past the second deadline, he decided to attack CWCki, signing up as [[User:GodofThunderGodofWar|GodofThunderGodofWar]]. In true CWC style, his [[Special:Contributions/GodofThunderGodofWar|vandalism]] was less than impressive. In fact, since he made them on April Fools' Day, many users just assumed that it was an elaborate and lulzy prank on the part of the administrators. But no, it was f'real. Christian vandalized the CWCki's articles to make them look as if they are praising him. As usual Chris's [[Chris and English|tenuous grasp of grammar]] made his edits stand out like a sore thumb.<br />
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Chris later returned under the guise of [[User:JenkinsJinkies|JenkinsJinkies]], making several posts from 5 [[May 2010]] to 13 [[July 2010]]. Chris returned again about a year later as [[User:Christianchandler|Christianchandler]] on [[November 2011|4 November 2011]], part of the [[28 October 2011]] aftermath. He uploaded three pictures of [[Michael Snyder]].<br />
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Although Chris originally demanded that the CWCki's administrators only edit or remove pages related to his friends and family, it is perhaps telling that when he finally set himself to actively vandalizing the site, he ignored those pages, choosing instead to make edits [[Chris and his Ego|glorifying himself]]. <br />
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Listed below are all of Chris's edits made on his accounts, unedited by trolls and exactly as he wrote them. An exception is made for headings, which are replaced with '''bold text''' in the quoteboxes.<br />
<br />
==GodofThunderGodofWar==<br />
<br />
[[Special:Contributions/GodofThunderGodofWar|All edits]]<br />
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===1 April, 12:35===<br />
His first action was editing the Did You Know? column, removing the majority of the factoids while adding a few of his own, most of which were merely rewrites of existing comments. Hilariously, he begins to glorify himself only ''after'' stating "The CWCki is a LOAD OF BULL", effectively nullifying his own attempts.<br />
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{{quotebox|<br />
*...This webiste, the CWCki, is a LOAD OF BULL?<br />
*...that Christian Chandler ALWAYS IS the mayor of [[CWCville]]?<br />
*...that [[Pixelblocks]] are not to be confused with neither [[Pickles|Pickleblocks]] nor [[Prickly-Wicklies|Pricklyblocks]]?<br />
*...that Chris buys healthy food, good drinks and just necessities with Good Money?<br />
*...that Chris has been recording himself as early as [[Manchester High School|10th grade]]?<br />
}}<br />
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The following comments however, were left untouched.<br />
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*...that a [[Curse-ye-ham-ye-ha Retraction|Forgiveness blessing]] can counter the extreme bad luck and misfortune associated with the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] attack?<br />
*...that [[Chris]]'s sense of humor is [[Random-access humor|SO RANDOM XDXD]]?<br />
*...that Chris is the [[The Game Place#Chris.27s_antics|Level Up King]]?<br />
*...that [[Virginia is for Virgins]]?<br />
*...that Chris really likes [[Britney Spears]] (no matter what they all say)? <br />
:*...that his favorite song from "[[:Image:CWCSchuBrit.jpg|Air Britney]]" is ''[E-Mail My Heart]''?*<br />
*...that Chris is a descendant of [[Anne Boleyn]], Queen of England?<br />
}}<br />
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Some of the factoids were likely left alone because Chris failed to [[Autism|notice their sarcasm]] and mistook them for compliments. [[Naïve|On a troll site]]. It should also be noted that the Pixelblocks factoid was also untouched, save for Chris adding the word "not" in the middle. It was likely that he perceived it to be a spelling mistake and decided to correct it, even though the word "neither" instead of "either" later in the sentence causes Chris to [[Chris and English|''add'' a mistake instead]]. Chris finally relinked [[Song of Christian]] to "10th grade", a broken link.<br />
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<small>*Altered for this article. This normally links to a [[YouTube]] video, but external links mess up the quoteboxes.</small><br />
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===1 April, 12:42===<br />
Chris then changed the "Article of the Now" from [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] to himself.<br />
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[[Image:0782-CWCSpread.JPG|right|200px|lolwut.]]<br />
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'''Christian Weston Chandler''' (born '''Christopher Weston Chandler''' on 24 February [[1982]]) is a [[autism|high-functioning autistic]] [[virgin with rage|virgin]], Honest, Cool and Honest Dude, and creator of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], a [[brilliant]] character, starring in his own self-titled [[Sonichu (comic)|online comic book]].<br />
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His adult life has been largely defined by his goal of most Normal Human Beings; Finding their Meaning of Existence, Their True Love, Their own Self-Character. No One should ever interfere or ever make a mockery of such a tride and true quest to finding HIS own Happiness with his WOMAN who is to be his Wife.<br />
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Yes, friends, it gets far sweeter.<br />
}}<br />
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This edit is perhaps the most condensed essence of Christian to ever emerge in pseudo-paragraph format. Between the utter butchery of the English language, blatant ego stroking, and unintentional creepiness ("Yes, friends, it gets far sweeter"), Christian pretty much sums up what legions of trolls have spent nearly half a decade trying to record for the world. Also note that, while on a website dedicated to trolling him, he still attempts to insert links to other parts of the wiki. In all likelihood, Chris planned to vandalize these elements as well but stopped due to [[stress]]. In the original edit, the link "brilliant" linked instead to the Fail page. Much like the 10th grade link example above, Chris removed this part and created a red link.<br />
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===1 April, 12:44===<br />
A couple of minutes after, he made the infamous [[CWCRockin4Way.jpg]] the Picture of the Now.<br />
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{{quotebox|[[Image:CWCRockin4Way.jpg|300px|left|lolwut?]]<br />
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A recently leaked image shows an illustration by [[Chris]] having [[Sweet, Sweet Sex]] with three young women, including a white one, a black one, and one in-between.Chocolate-Vanilla Swirls!!! YAY! 8D}}<br />
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Not much needs saying here. Chris chose the image and added some [[random-access humor]]. Why this image? Nobody knows. Also, the red link this time was actually put in entirely by Chris himself, rather than being another unintentional mistake. Why he thought the CWCki would have a page on "Sweet, Sweet Sex" is anyone's guess.<br />
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==JenkinsJinkies==<br />
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[[Special:Contributions/JenkinsJinkies|All edits]]<br />
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===5 May, 01:08===<br />
In his first edit on the new account, Chris commented on [[PS3/How the PS3 is Hacked|the hacking]] of the [[PS3]], saying the supposed bug was just an antenna. However, later that day he tore out the antenna anyway, just to be safe.<ref>[[I Pimp My Ride.MOV]]</ref><br />
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'''Dude, Really? That's an Antenna'''<br />
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I trolled around and found it. http://www.eeshops.com/ps3-wifi-antenna-tyco-19039281-w400-p-528.html --[[User:JenkinsJinkies|JenkinsJinkies]] 01:08, 5 May 2010 (UTC)}}<br />
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===8 May, 03:09 - 03:16===<br />
Chris then turned to the [[List of Chris's PSN game downloads]], clarifying that his ''Resistance: Fall of Man'' add-on pack was not bought by the trolls who took over his [[PSN]], but his ''[[Wikipedia:Killzone_2|Killzone 2]]'' pack was.<ref>[http://www.sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=List_of_Chris's_PSN_game_downloads&diff=prev&oldid=88589 List of Chris's PSN game downloads]</ref> He also said that the ''[[wikipedia:Downfall (film)|Downfall]]'' he bought was a movie, not a video game,<ref>[http://www.sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=List_of_Chris%27s_PSN_game_downloads&action=historysubmit&diff=88592&oldid=88590 List of Chris's PSN game downloads]</ref> and removed a slanderous mockery implying that his [[duck]] was small.<ref>[http://www.sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=List_of_Chris's_PSN_game_downloads&diff=prev&oldid=88590 List of Chris's PSN game downloads]</ref><br />
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===3 July, 16:02 - 16:25===<br />
Chris created the bizarre [[Coffee Place]] article, quoted below, in which he ranted about [[Amanda]], a part-time [[manajerks|manajerk]], who wouldn't give Chris a ''[[Wikipedia:The Twilight Saga: Eclipse|The Twilight Saga: Eclipse]]'' Sweepstake token because he only bought a $1.09 ice cream. <br />
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{{Taxpayermoneynoinclude}}<br />
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[[File:Burgerking.jpg|thumb|A view of the counter where behind which has its own Troublemakers.]]<br />
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'''Coffee Anyone?'''<br />
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Within this single fast-food joint of the small town of Ruckersville, VA, Bobby goes for a morning coffee and breakfast most days of the week. Sadly, though, on some of those days, along with other seinor citizens who have been going there for years for their own "Early Bird Specials", they get harassed by one or two of the snot-nosed, snooty employees.<br />
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One of which, Amanda, is one of the Part-Time [[Manajerks]] who gives her elders the coldest of shoulders. Even with the recent Twilight sweepstakes, one or two of these folks who have enjoyed the Medium Icees for a single dollar and nine cents during their limited-time promotion and received the cups with the game pieces on them, Amanda recently decided that "One Dollar is TOO LITTLE for a Piece of the Sweepstakes Action."<br />
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Amanda also really Opens Up for the Black People; she would be most friendly to any of the black people. Uncle Ruckus would really kick the shit out of the bitch for not treating us white people with good kindness and respect. All of the seinors who loyally come in for their daily morning bread would just itch for the chance to smack her ass and crack her [[china]] in due respect to the harassment she has butthurt unto them.<br />
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'''Amanda'''<br />
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Not much else is known about Amanda at the moment, but the seinors have heard that she is a mother of two (probably get a daily butthurt from her every night). She is also assumed to be still married. I feel really sorry for the dude who has put up with that woman for the amount of time they've been married.<br />
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'''More Coffee Goodness'''<br />
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It has been reported that Chrissy has been sighted there, but no photographs has been taken, aside from the one above, of him inside the restaurant.<br />
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Photographic evidence should be sent to cwcsightings(AT)hotmail.com! Also, feel free to show off to everyone around you at the time the fresh Gay Trucker Photographs are taken. Users will be greatly rewarded with [[china]] and/or [[pickle|pickles]]!<br />
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This edit was the first where Chris began to make his presence known. All edits under the JenkinsJinkies name were subtle up until this point, where any effort of subtlety ends. Chris made it obvious that it was him right from the start, both from his [[Chris and English|poor spelling]] and his terrible attempt to imitate what he believes [[trolls]] are like; for example, he obviously believes trolls to be [[Chris and race|racist]], so he goes off on a tangent about black people halfway through. He believes that all trolls have [[Chris and sex|sexual issues]], so he acts like an outright misogynist in the last paragraph. He also attempts using internet slang like the word "butthurt", which he somehow manages to [[Honor roll|use as a verb]]. Chris also updated the [[Template:Places|places template]] accordingly to link to his new article.<br />
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===3 July, 20:16===<br />
After CWCkians later arrived and saw that some faggot had put up a shitty article with no citations or real evidence of anything happening, they assumed a troll pretending to be Chris, or else a [[slow-in-the-minds|really stupid person]], and put up a deletion template. Chris noticed and leapt to the article's defense on the talk page with this textwall.<br />
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'''Do Not Delete; Pursue for the Drama.'''<br />
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My family and I were there one morning a couple of weeks ago; my camera was screwing up with me, so I ended up with the photo of the front counter. I haven't been back for a while (Damn parents won't drive me back there), and I'm only 14.<br />
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Robert was shouting at Amanda, and eventually Chrissy joined in with an uproar so loud, it would have awaken the dead. It was in response to Amanda harassing them that day. I asked around after Robert and Chris left, without my family taking notice of me.<br />
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I can get away with anything within my reach; I'm the middle child of a set of three in my family. Sadly, we were only passing through that week on our way back from a visit with my Grandma and Grandpa in South VA; we live up in Boston.<br />
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Being bullied as a Freshman last year in my High School was no fucking picnic either. And I really loath ANYONE who is even considered "Special". I'm Special enough on my own for being invisible yet able to attract attention remotely with a mere thought or do-nothing and having to put up with the aggresiveness in my fucking family; I am very much the Master Mind in the family. My father is damned retarded.<br />
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But enough about me, I hate Chris as much as the rest of you. Stopping the presses on his books and giving up his website; it still pisses me off. If I recall correctly, it was about 10:30 when the Father and Son Duo left, so best bet is about 10:00 AM to try and intercept. I want to see Chris, if not both of them, squirm in torture from our Trolling of him. I really want to see him blow his top off again. LULZ.<br />
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Oh, and the Windows at that place were Tinted, so the photography would be best from inside the place.<br />
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For the LULZ!!!!<br />
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--[[User:JenkinsJinkies|JenkinsJinkies]] 22:16, 3 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
}}<br />
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Here, Chris established his troll backstory and continued trying to act as close to what he believed a troll to be like as possible. This time he plays the part of a [[BlueSpike|sadist]] who hates Chris because he's [[Autism|special]], was [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|bullied at school]], and had [[Bob Chandler|daddy issues]], because that is what real trolls are like entirely.<br />
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===11 July, 19:43 - 12 July, 08:05===<br />
In response to [[Clyde Cash|Clyde]] leaving Chris a message on his user talk page, asking for his personal information so he could send him a reward for providing them with information, Chris posted this strange rambling.<br />
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Thanks, man, but I'm good; I lost my young virginity with a Seinor Cheerleader; her china was sweeeeettt! Plus, as an Anon, I prefer to keep my add off of the web. I would not want Chris coming after my ass. The mindfuck that he is, I would not want to fall victim of one of his impulsive manchild rampages. I just enjoy getting the LULZ off of him.<br />
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That's all the info I got of [[Amanda]]; my family and I don't travel to South VA that often, but I'll see if I can hitch another trip and find a place to crash in VA. I wouldn't be missed; I am soo overlooked in my family.<br />
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Something else that has piqued my curiousity, from the [[Hooker incident]], I'm wondering from which luscious company or group [[Bryan Bash]] the ladies came from, specifically the company name, their website, and from within Chris's crappy (434) A.C. Because if they were out-of-his-state, I may give them a call myself. >:D<br />
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Thank you for your support, [[User:Clydec|Clydec]]; you're awesome.<br />
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--[[User:JenkinsJinkies|JenkinsJinkies]] 18:43, 11 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
}}<br />
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The main focus of the message seems to be Chris establishing more of his troll backstory, giving excuses as to why he couldn't give Clyde his details, and dropping as many troll buzzwords as possible, like "[[4-cent_garbage.com|Anon]]" and "[[Laughs Under Lucricities|LULZ]]". He also inquires about the hookers sent to his house by Bryan Bash, likely so he can take advantage of their services to get rid of his hated [[Virgin with rage|virginity]]. Also notice how even when he's deep undercover as a Chris-hating troll, he still feels the need to bolster his own [[Chris and his Ego|ego]], claiming to be genuinely afraid of Chris; something no other than Chris himself could ever consider seriously other than a joke.<br />
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When Clyde pointed out appropriately that being afraid of Chris indicated that Jenkins was a pussy, Chris replied with:<br />
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Firstly, I am not a pussy; I am as wild as a serial raper. Second, I saw those videos; he is still a curiously impulsive individual. It is people like him that tend to explode in a hidden-potential fury that could be very dangerous. While you may see him as a weak fuck, I see a crazy man who will likely strike at any given moment.<br />
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During the time now, I enjoy laughing during his weaker moments, yet I still am concerned in what intelligence and fury lie within him waiting to strike. He may be only waiting and plotting for the day when he may hunt us down, one by one. We can only hope that day will never come.<br />
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--[[User:JenkinsJinkies|JenkinsJinkies]] 07:05, 12 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
}}<br />
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Again, despite being undercover as a troll, Chris spends time trying to convince Clyde and others that he is very [[I AM STRONG|strong]], [[Honor roll|intelligent]] and will [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|probably kill them all]]. Again, these are things which only Chris could ever seriously believe. Also add "wild as a serial raper" to the list of memorable Chris-Chan quotes.<br />
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===13 July, 22:24===<br />
And of course, where would we be without a little advertising? Even while pretending to be a troll, Chris still [[Chris and his Ego|couldn't resist]] breaking cover yet again to advertise his ''[[ModNation Racers]]'' beta tracks.<br />
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'''He has his Beta Track Up'''<br />
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As well as some actually neatly recreated Hot Wheels vehicles. He locked a couple of them; the manchild must have Favorited those TWO cars from his collection. LOL His track is lengthy, and confusing, but I managed to run some laps on it. And he added a good version of the Park with a fountain, and a Beach.<br />
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Download his Beta Cwcville Track for the laughs of using the defaulted Beta Tools.--[[User:JenkinsJinkies|JenkinsJinkies]] 22:24, 13 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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This was his last edit on the CWCki before he signed up for [[Trollin Train]], which was a scheme by Clyde and [[Surfshack Tito]] to trick Chris into destroying his [[PS3]]. It ended in [[The MovingFoward videos|great success]]. All further JenkinsJinkies dumbfuckery is documented on the Trollin Train article.<br />
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==Christianchandler==<br />
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[[Special:Contributions/Christianchandler|All edits]]<br />
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===4 November, 18:26 - 18:32===<br />
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Chris's first action under this account was to upload three photos of [[Michael Snyder]] taken with his [[Nintendo|3DS]] during the [[28 October 2011]] incident. The first was taken from the interior of [[The GAMe PLACe]], and was put on its CWCki article. The other two were taken in the parking lot from inside [[Son-Chu]]; they were added on Snyder's article, one of them replacing an [[:File:2004 merchant of venice 008.jpg|existing image]]. Chris added his own captions, in which he hilariously [[Chris and hypocrisy|mocked]] [[Obesity|Snyder's weight]] and accused him of being a [[Pedofork|child-molesting]] [[Chris and religion#Judaism|Jew]].<br />
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The photos Chris uploaded are below, including his captions.<br />
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<gallery><br />
File:HNI 0020.JPG|"The inside of the PLACe as of October 27, 2011."<br />
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File:HNI 0021.JPG|"Look at his "slender" figure."<br />
File:HNI 0022.JPG|"Michael Snyder, the dirty '''Fat''', child-molesting <s>Jew</s> gentile."<br />
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</gallery><br />
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===4 November, 18:40 - 18:41===<br />
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Chris proceeded to make the second photo the Picture of the Now...<br />
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{{quotebox|[[File:HNI_0021.JPG|200px|left]] [[Michael Snyder, in the flesh.]]!|}}<br />
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...And subsequently added mentions of all three to [[:Template:Da Update|Da Update]].<br />
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{{quotebox|*4 [[November 2011|October]]: [[Michael Snyder]]; up close and personal in three new "HNI" photographs.}}<br />
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===4 November 20:02 - 20:03===<br />
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Chris returned about 80 minutes later to upload two new pictures. The first is of an [[anime]] girl named XBOX360ko, apparently a human with every feature of an [[HEXBox|XBOX 360]]. He then replaced the second Snyder photo with a picture of a colorful fox. The bottom-right corner reads [[Chris and copyright|©]] [[Chris and his Ego|ME ME ME ME ME]]. The purposes of both photos are [[Random-access humor|unknown]].<br />
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File:481px-360tankx6.jpg<br />
File:Chrisfox.JPG<br />
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==References==<br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica]]<br />
*[[CWCki]]<br />
*[[JenkinsJinkies]]<br />
*[[Coffee Place]]<br />
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{{The Internet}}<br />
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[[Category:Lists]]</div>
Skurvypete
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=DIRTY,_CRAPPED_BRIEFS&diff=184988
DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS
2015-04-10T22:24:48Z
<p>Skurvypete: /* Chris on CRAPPED BRIEFS */</p>
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<div>{{Honest}}<br />
{{quote|You know it's okay to be different. Ya know, sometimes we have our accidents, we poop ourselves. Yeah, then we end up with dirty pants.|[[Chris]], [[Don'tPintheOop]]}}<br />
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[[Image:Autobiographical.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's gay evil twin shits himself and wets his pants.]]<br />
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'''DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS''' is trollish shorthand used in reference to Chris's troubles with [[Wikipedia:Encopresis|encopresis]]. Coined by Chris himself in an [[IRC (20 January 2009)|IRC chat]] from January 2009, it has quickly become a popular catchphrase.<br />
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In short, Chris unwittingly shits himself often. Even after encouragement from his doctor and from his mother, Chris would refuse to wear [[butt garments]] because, according to the [[Ivy Q&A#Threats|Ivy Q&A]], he felt they were for babies. He had only one or two episodes where he wore the butt garments; though they were only worn because Ivy told him it was his punishment for cheating on her with [[Vanessa Hudgens]]. Based on his own comments on the subject and those of people who've managed to get close to him (particularly his now-deceased sweetheart [[Ivy]]), [[stress]] tends to inspire these episodes, but at other times he appears to be too lazy, careless, or distracted to bother making his way to a toilet.<br />
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==Chris on CRAPPED BRIEFS==<br />
Chris first alluded to difficulty controlling his bowels during a December 2008 [[IRC (28 December 2008)|IRC chat]] with [[PandaHalo]], where he admitted that he sometimes mistook a bowel movement for gas and shat himself as a consequence. He said it did not happen often, and replied with an emphatic "NO" when Panda suggested that he wear adult diapers to deal with the problem.<br />
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Ground zero for the CRAPPED BRIEFS phenomenon was 20 January 2009, when Chris made a bizarre slip while arguing with [[Clyde Cash]] and [[BILLY MAYS]] on IRC. When prodded by the trolls concerning his alleged fondness for wearing women's underwear, Chris angrily retorted, "I have NUMBERS OF PAIRS OF DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS." On further prodding from the trolls, he went on to reveal that most of the time he didn't even realize he'd crapped his briefs until well after the fact.<br />
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Later, during the infamous [[Julie Reveals Herself]] episode, Chris shat himself in mid-conversation while sparring with [[BlueSpike]]. Shortly before "Max" forced Chris to shove his [[medallion]] up his ass, he asked if Chris had lost control. Chris first shouted "MAYBE!", and then gave up and admitted "...Yes."<br />
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[[Image:Dirtycrappedbriefgoboom.jpg|thumb|left|Chris's typical reaction when "something happens downstairs" in public.]]<br />
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On 28 April 2009, Chris admitted in a [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|video]] that he craps his pants when he's stressed and claimed that it's perfectly normal, comparing shitting his pants as a grown man with a baby defecating in its diaper.<br />
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On 1 December 2009, Chris refused to offer advice to a [[Mailbag]] correspondent who suggested that she had some degree of fecal incontinence, claiming that the topic was personal, and that he refused to talk about it.<ref>[[Mailbag 7]]</ref> Given Chris's gloried history of bad taste and indiscretion, this drawing a line between what is private and public could be a milestone. Or, perhaps, he just found the idea of a girl who shits herself to be too icky for his tastes.<br />
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Further evidence of Chris's discomfort in talking about the subject lies in his choice of dated vocabulary. Rather than calling toilets a "toilet" or a "john", Chris refers to them formally and in an antiquated fashion as "commodes", almost as if he's embarrassed to mention them. Yet ironically, DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS are not a personal subject.<br />
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In an [[Jackie Chat 9|AIM chat conducted on 20 October 2010]], Chris revealed to [[Jackie]] that on many occasions where he turns what was once white into brown, it slips out painlessly and that he doesn't know until he sits down. In fact, he had shat himself at the exact point where she asked about the term "DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS". He blamed it on "stress" that he had from earlier in the session, which involved recalling tales of high school bullying. He then stated that it had happened in previous chats between them and that they might have a "psychic link."<br />
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On [[Don'tPintheOop|30 October 2010]], Chris revealed how he handles crapping himself in public. He admitted that when he loses control, he goes into the nearest public restroom, walks into a stall, and wipes his ass and shitty underwear with toilet paper. Otherwise, he waits until the drive home to clean himself up. Yes, everyone, he openly admits not only to shitting his pants, but also to ''driving home'' with shit smeared all over his ass. This adds to the ever expanding list of reasons why not to accept a ride from Chris.<br />
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In a [[July 2011]] post on the [[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia]] forum, Chris revealed that he now only wears panties and refuses to wear briefs. <ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=39&p=315#p315]</ref> Ironically, Chris's desperation to prove he does not wear women's underwear is what led him to reveal his "problem" to the world. No word on whether or not Chris has had to deal with DIRTY, CRAPPED PANTIES yet.<br />
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==Ivy on CRAPPED BRIEFS==<br />
[[File:Ship my bed.jpg|thumb|Normal behavior for Chris.]]<br />
[[Ivy]]'s postmortem [[Ivy Q&A|account of her time with Chris]] sheds some more light on Chris's incontinence issues. Chris has had trouble controlling his bowels ever since he was a child, she says, but the problem became more acute after he finished school, especially whenever he got stressed-out.<br />
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In the spring of 2009, the subject had become a source of serious contention between Chris and [[Barbara]]. At the time, Chris would frequently toss his dirty underwear, still fully loaded with excrement, in the family's communal laundry basket. Eventually they brought up the problem with their doctor, who advised Chris to make changes to his diet and exercise routine, and possibly wear protective garments. <br />
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Chris didn't think much of these suggestions, especially the notion that he should wear "diapers" — "[[My Little Pony|That's]] [[Lego|for]] [[Toys|babies]]!" was his comment. At first, Barbara tried to force the issue by refusing to do his laundry, in the hope that Chris would either wear the diapers or actually man up and start washing his own clothes. Ultimately, Chris did neither; a short while later he was called by a troll who pretended to be Clyde Cash and made a series of [[death threats]], making Chris genuinely afraid for his life and leading to him dropping a massive load in his sheets while asleep that night. After that, Barb relented and started washing Chris's laundry again.<ref>[[Ivy Q&A]]</ref> As of now, thankfully for us, we have yet to see the after-effects of the DIRTY, CRAPPED BED.<br />
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Additionally, given the filthy condition of the Chandler house, this is also a straight-up guarantee that Chris, Barbara, Bob (when he was alive), and nearly anyone who enters his house enters a dung cave of no escape: having to deal with Chris' shit leaves you coated in it, both metaphorically and literally. [http://abcnews.go.com/Health/Wellness/washing-machines-loaded-bacteria-dirty-clothes/story?id=10751420]<br />
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It's a particularly Chris-like sort of irony that he finds the suggestion of wearing diapers an insult to his maturity level, but sees no implications regarding that same maturity in the fact that he routinely shits his pants.<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
21:13 <@[[Clyde Cash|clydeC]]> YOU WANT A MAN DEEP INSIDE YOU<br />
<br>21:13 <%[[Christian Weston Chandler|ChrisChanSonichu]]> That, sir is INCORRECT.<br />
<br>21:13 <@clydeC> [[Tomgirl|YOU WANT TO WEAR A BRA AND PANTIES]]<br />
<br>21:13 <@clydeC> [[:Image:ChrisMomsPanties.jpg|OH WAIT,]] [[Muscle bra|YOU HAVE!]]<br />
<br>21:13 <@clydeC> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH<br />
<br>21:13 <@[[BILLY_MAYS]]> ZING<br />
<br>21:14 <%ChrisChanSonichu> Clothing does not make a person.<br />
<br>21:14 <@clydeC> THAT ISN'T CLOTHING CHRIS<br />
<br>21:14 <@clydeC> [[Tomgirl|IT IS YOUR DESIRE TO BE A GIRL]]<br />
<br>21:14 <@clydeC> THAT IS SHOWING<br />
<br>21:14 <%ChrisChanSonichu> Bras and Panties are considered UNDERWEAR, and UNDERWEAR is a type of CLOTHING.<br />
<br>21:14 <@clydeC> LOOK, I KNOW EVERYTHING YOU'VE DONE<br />
<br>21:14 <@BILLY_MAYS> T-SHIRT = CLOTHING, BRA = FEMALE SUPPORT GARMENT<br />
<br>21:14 <@clydeC> LOOK, BRAS ARE FOR FEMALES<br />
<br>21:14 <@clydeC> SO EXPLAIN THAT<br />
<br>21:15 <@clydeC> AND SO ARE PANTIES, UNLESS YOU'RE GAY<br />
<br>21:15 <@clydeC> WHICH YOU ARE<br />
<br>21:15 <%ChrisChanSonichu> Brief and Boxer = Clothing as well.<br />
<br>21:15 <@clydeC> BUT THOSE ARE FOR GUYS<br />
<br>21:15 <@clydeC> WHICH YOU DON'T WEAR APPARENTLY<br />
<br>21:15 <@clydeC> BECAUSE YOU WEAR PANTIES<br />
<br>'''21:15 <%ChrisChanSonichu> I have NUMBERS OF PAIRS OF DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS.'''<br />
<br>21:15 <@BILLY_MAYS> WAIT<br />
<br>21:15 <@clydeC> WHAT? CAN'T MAKE IT TO THE BATHROOM!?<br />
<br>21:15 <@BILLY_MAYS> YOU.... YOU....<br />
<br>21:15 <@BILLY_MAYS> WHAT<br />
<br>21:16 <@BILLY_MAYS> [[Ego#Surrendering Information|WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU OFFER THAT INFORMATION]]<br />
<br>21:16 <%ChrisChanSonichu> at those times, it mostly slipped out without my knowledge.<br />
<br>21:16 <@BILLY_MAYS> OH JESUS CHRIST NO<br />
<br>21:16 <@clydeC> WOW, YOU'RE EVEN MORE PATHETIC THAN I IMAGINED<br />
<br>21:16 <@clydeC> YOU'RE STILL IN THE CLOSET, AND YOU CAN'T CONTROL YOUR BOWELS<br />
<br />
==Sources==<br />
<references /><br />
* [[IRC (20 January 2009)|Complete transcript of the chat containing the revelation.]]<br />
<br />
{{CWC-isms}}<br />
<br />
[[Category:CWC-isms|Dirty Crapped Briefs]]</div>
Skurvypete
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=You%27re_Always_Pretty&diff=184922
You're Always Pretty
2015-04-08T04:04:59Z
<p>Skurvypete: </p>
<hr />
<div>'''You're Always Pretty''' (leaked as '''hyigybybbhgy.flv''') is the first video [[Barbara|Chris's mother]] has ever appeared in. In the video Chris and Barb solemnly make small talk while eating junk food. Chris throws her some strangely inappropriate compliments, and it is implied that they have been fighting and not speaking to each other, although there is no clear reason as to why. Though this was early in the [[Tomgirl Saga]] where Barb was still resistant to Chris's new changes. (according to Chris's [[Facebook_statuses|Facebook page]], it may also be because he got caught flipping the bird to a [[Jerkop]]). It is the first of its kind, the most candid look at Chris's mother, who has not yet appeared in his [[YouTube]] videos. The video was leaked on 25 [[February 2012]].<br />
<br />
==Video==<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = You're Always Pretty<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|aUG3rVfilH4}}<br />
| stardate = <br />
| subject = {{Other|Food}}<br />
| style = <br />
| saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}<br />
| shirt = Not visible<br />
| other = {{Leaked|text}}<br />
| previous = [[Who's Your Brony?]]<br />
| next = [[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
=== Transcript ===<br />
[''Barb and Chris sit at a table eating fast food. Chris has apparently just brought out his camera and set it down. For some reason, Barb is wearing Chris's old pair of [[Pedo-glasses]] with the blue Crayola Model Magic bridge. [[Wikipedia:Tears for Fears|Tears for Fears]]' "[[Wikipedia:Head over Heels (Tears for Fears song)|Head Over Heels]]" plays in the background, beginning at the lyric "''Oh, you're wasting my time''".'']<br />
<br />
'''Chris''': -Oh.<br />
<br />
'''Barb''': [''Laughing like Jabba the Hutt'']<br />
<br />
'''Chris''': Yeah.<br />
<br />
'''Barb''': You got your digital camera?<br />
<br />
'''Chris''': [[Lie|Yeah. Just a little something there, uh ... ]] <br />
<br />
'''Barb''': Who- who're you gonna take pictures of?<br />
<br />
'''Chris''': Uuh... Just you...<br />
<br />
'''Barb''': Oh.<br />
<br />
'''Chris''': 'Cause I love you.<br />
<br />
'''Barb''': Oh, okay. [''Laughing''] <br />
<br />
'''Chris''': Yeah... [''Pause''] Yeah... So, you having fun tonight? Aaaare we having fun right now?<br />
<br />
'''Barb''': I'm eating.<br />
<br />
'''Chris''': Mmm'kay. Y'know, you're very pretty. You're ''always'' pretty!<br />
<br />
'''Barb''': Thank you... See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil, have no fun! Hm?<br />
<br />
'''Chris''': What?<br />
<br />
'''Barb''': [''Chuckles'']<br />
<br />
'''Chris''': Yeah. The shirt I picked out from Goodwill the 'udder day. Yeah. [[Chris and Music|I am free as a bird! And this bird you cannot change!]]<br />
<br />
'''Barb''': Enjoy your food.<br />
<br />
'''Chris''': Yes- [''turns off camera'']<br />
<br />
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Who's Your Brony?]]|nextlink=[[Message for John Kyle]]}}<br />
<br />
{{Sweetheart Videos}}<br />
[[Category:Leaked videos]]</div>
Skurvypete
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Chris_and_gender&diff=184910
Chris and gender
2015-04-07T23:19:55Z
<p>Skurvypete: /* Tomgirl Saga */</p>
<hr />
<div>{{Incomplete}}<br />
[[Chris]] is nowadays struggling to figure out his true '''gender'''. He is physically a [[male]] but [[Tomgirl Saga|currently]] identifies as [[Girls|female]]. Chris's views of both physical genders are extremely twisted due to his personal experiences and lack of knowledge with his little amount entirely based on [[Chris and television|television]] and [[Netflix|other media]].<br />
<br />
== Blatant Sexism ==<br />
Due to Chris's lack of information, he has gathered his entire knowledge of gender through media such as [[television]] and [[music]]. Chris views females as [[Sex tape|hypersexual]], [[Mall|shopping]], [[Animal Crossing Documentary|conversing with others for hours]], and [[PlayingHouse|all wanting to be married and have children]]. This is most evident in his female characters in ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' most prominently in [[Rosechu (character)|Rosechu]], whose personality is solely that stated above. He also rarely shows [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]] fighting but instead being passive sex objects for the [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichus]]. Chris's ideal relationships are also sexist. During the [[Ivy]] saga, Chris suggested having a MFF threesome but was horrified when suggested to have a MMF threesome. Chris also deems it acceptable for him to go to a strip club when stressed but amoral for a women to do the same. When approached about his sexism, Chris [[Stress|becomes offended]]. He'll state that he has never harmed a women (besides [[death threats]] of course). Chris believes that being sexist is solely decided on physical abuse. In recent years, Chris's attitude towards women has slowly become more demanding and aggressive. In the [[Catherine E-mails]] leaked in 2014, Chris gets annoyed when Catherine says no to a relationship (surprise, surprise), basically insults the woman and claims that he's entitled to her, right before whining about how depressed he is. He even goes on further to say that she should "appreciate the the hard work and effort I had put into US!!!", even though shortly before that he was abusing her friends and telling her what she can and can't do.<br />
<br />
== Males ==<br />
Chris has harbored a deep hatred for [[JERKS]], ever since his teenage years. This has spread into general distaste for masculine traits such as body [[hair]] and [[manboobs]]. This is shown in his [[nudes]] which shows he has shaven all his body hair, including his pubes. He also has stated, as shown in this [[04232010 - Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless|video]], a disgust for "topless men" and [[Brassieres For Males|encourages men]] to wear [[muscle bra]]s. Chris's hatred for men stems from his [[Love Quest]] and infinitely high boyfriend factor. He has stated that the only men he doesn't consider "jerks" are him and his [[Bob Chandler|father]].<br />
<br />
== [[Tomgirl Saga]] ==<br />
In April 2011, [[Tomgirl Pictures|photos]] were leaked by [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]] showing Chris dressed in women's clothes. Soon after Chris announced he was a "Tomgirl". Chris being a tomgirl has resulted in him wearing [[Chris and fashion|feminine clothes]], [[Un-clit|piercing his taint]], and growing long hair. Despite this, Chris still diligently states he is not a [[pickle]] lover.<br />
<br />
There is still speculation to why he has done this. Some had suggested to Chris that becoming a cross-dresser would help in his Love Quest (and we all know the answer to that). Chris may have done this in hopes that trolls would stop suggesting he likes "[[Homos|the wrong gender]]" (it didn't work). Some just believe Chris has been [[TRUE and HONEST]] and has felt this way, despite little evidence. Regardless of the reason, the Tomgirl Saga has continued to this day. Despite being self-described as a "lesbian in a male body", and even showing off pictures of him slapping Human Rights Campaign stickers all over his [[Son-Chu|car]], Chris still has a clear hatred of the gay community, shown by him stating he is involved in the "LBT" community, excluding gays.<br />
<br />
== See also ==<br />
*[[Women's rights|Chris and sexism]]<br />
*[[Chris and fashion]]<br />
*[[Muscle bra]]<br />
<br />
== References ==<br />
<br />
[[Category:Chris and...]]</div>
Skurvypete
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Chris_and_gender&diff=184908
Chris and gender
2015-04-07T23:03:09Z
<p>Skurvypete: </p>
<hr />
<div>{{Incomplete}}<br />
[[Chris]] is nowadays struggling to figure out his true '''gender'''. He is physically a [[male]] but [[Tomgirl Saga|currently]] identifies as [[Girls|female]]. Chris's views of both physical genders are extremely twisted due to his personal experiences and lack of knowledge with his little amount entirely based on [[Chris and television|television]] and [[Netflix|other media]].<br />
<br />
== Blatant Sexism ==<br />
Due to Chris's lack of information, he has gathered his entire knowledge of gender through media such as [[television]] and [[music]]. Chris views females as [[Sex tape|hypersexual]], [[Mall|shopping]], [[Animal Crossing Documentary|conversing with others for hours]], and [[PlayingHouse|all wanting to be married and have children]]. This is most evident in his female characters in ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' most prominently in [[Rosechu (character)|Rosechu]], whose personality is solely that stated above. He also rarely shows [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]] fighting but instead being passive sex objects for the [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichus]]. Chris's ideal relationships are also sexist. During the [[Ivy]] saga, Chris suggested having a MFF threesome but was horrified when suggested to have a MMF threesome. Chris also deems it acceptable for him to go to a strip club when stressed but amoral for a women to do the same. When approached about his sexism, Chris [[Stress|becomes offended]]. He'll state that he has never harmed a women (besides [[death threats]] of course). Chris believes that being sexist is solely decided on physical abuse. In recent years, Chris's attitude towards women has slowly become more demanding and aggressive. In the [[Catherine E-mails]] leaked in 2014, Chris gets annoyed when Catherine says no to a relationship (surprise, surprise), basically insults the woman and claims that he's entitled to her, right before whining about how depressed he is. He even goes on further to say that she should "appreciate the the hard work and effort I had put into US!!!", even though shortly before that he was abusing her friends and telling her what she can and can't do.<br />
<br />
== Males ==<br />
Chris has harbored a deep hatred for [[JERKS]], ever since his teenage years. This has spread into general distaste for masculine traits such as body [[hair]] and [[manboobs]]. This is shown in his [[nudes]] which shows he has shaven all his body hair, including his pubes. He also has stated, as shown in this [[04232010 - Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless|video]], a disgust for "topless men" and [[Brassieres For Males|encourages men]] to wear [[muscle bra]]s. Chris's hatred for men stems from his [[Love Quest]] and infinitely high boyfriend factor. He has stated that the only men he doesn't consider "jerks" are him and his [[Bob Chandler|father]].<br />
<br />
== [[Tomgirl Saga]] ==<br />
In April 2011, [[Tomgirl Pictures|photos]] were leaked by [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]] showing Chris dressed in women's clothes. Soon after Chris announced he was a "Tomgirl". Chris being a tomgirl has resulted in him wearing [[Chris and fashion|feminine clothes]], [[Un-clit|piercing his taint]], and growing long hair. Despite this, Chris still diligently states he is not a [[pickle]] lover.<br />
<br />
There is still speculation to why he has done this. Some have suggested to Chris that becoming a cross-dresser would help in his Love Quest (and we all know the answer to that). Chris may have done this in hopes that trolls would stop suggesting he likes "[[Homos|the wrong gender]]" (it didn't work). Some just believe Chris has been [[TRUE and HONEST]] and has felt this way, despite little evidence. Regardless of the reason, the Tomgirl Saga has continued to this day. Despite being self-described as a "lesbian in a male body", and even showing off pictures of him slapping Human Rights Campaign stickers all over his [[Son-Chu|car]], Chris still has a clear hatred of the gay community, shown by him stating he is involved in the "LBT" community, excluding gays.<br />
<br />
== See also ==<br />
*[[Women's rights|Chris and sexism]]<br />
*[[Chris and fashion]]<br />
*[[Muscle bra]]<br />
<br />
== References ==<br />
<br />
[[Category:Chris and...]]</div>
Skurvypete
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Chris_and_gender&diff=184872
Chris and gender
2015-04-07T02:51:54Z
<p>Skurvypete: /* Tomgirl Saga */</p>
<hr />
<div>{{Incomplete}}<br />
[[Chris]] is nowadays struggling to figure out his true '''gender'''. He is physically a [[male]] but [[Tomgirl Saga|currently]] identifies as female. Chris's views of both physical genders are extremely twisted due to his personal experiences and lack of knowledge with his little amount entirely based on [[Chris and television|television]] and [[Netflix|other media]].<br />
<br />
== Blatant Sexism ==<br />
Due to Chris's lack of information, he has gathered his entire knowledge of gender through media such as [[television]] and [[music]]. Chris views females as hypersexual, shopping, conversing with others for hours, and all wanting to be married and have children. This is most evident in his females characters in ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' most prominently in [[Rosechu (character)|Rosechu]], whose personality is solely that stated above. He also rarely shows [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]] fighting but instead being passive sex objects for the [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichus]]. Chris's ideal relationships are also sexist. During the [[Ivy]] saga, Chris suggested having a MFF threesome but was horrified when suggested to have a MMF threesome. Chris also deems it acceptable for him to go to a strip club when stressed but amoral for a women to do the same. When approached about his sexism, Chris [[Stress|becomes offended]]. He'll state that he has never harmed a women (besides [[death threats]] of course). Chris believes that being sexist is solely decided on physical abuse. In recent years, Chris's attitude towards women has slowly become more demanding and aggressive. In the [[Catherine E-mails]] leaked in 2014, Chris gets annoyed when Catherine says no to a relationship (surprise, surprise), basically insults the woman and claims that he's entitled to her, right before whining about how depressed he is. He even goes on further to say that she should "appreciate the the hard work and effort I had put into US!!!", even though shortly before that he was abusing her friends and telling her what she can and can't do.<br />
<br />
== Males ==<br />
Chris has harbored a deep hatred for [[JERKS]], ever since his teenage years. This has spread into general distaste for masculine traits such as body [[hair]] and [[manboobs]]. This is shown in his [[nudes]] which shows he has shaven all his body hair, including his pubes. He also has stated, as shown in this [[04232010 - Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless|video]], a disgust for "topless men" and [[Brassieres For Males|encourages men]] to wear [[muscle bra]]s. Chris's hatred for men stems from his [[Love Quest]] and infinitely high boyfriend factor. He has stated that the only men he doesn't consider "jerks" are him and his [[Bob Chandler|father]].<br />
<br />
<br />
== [[Tomgirl Saga]] ==<br />
In April 2011, [[Tomgirl Pictures|photos]] were leaked by [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|surfshack tito]] showing Chris dressed in women's clothes. Soon after Chris announced he was a "Tomgirl". Chris being a tomgirl has resulted in him: wearing [[Chris and fashion|feminine clothes]], [[Un-clit|piercing his taint]], and growing [[Hair|long hair]], Despite this Chris still diligently states he is not a [[Pickle]] lover. There is still speculation to why he has done this. Some had suggested to Chris that becoming a cross-dresser would help in his love quest (i think we know the answer to this). Chris may have done this in hopes that trolls would stop suggesting he is of [[Homos|"the wrong gender"]],(it didn't work).Some just believe Chris has been [[True and Honest]] and has felt this way(despite little evidence). Regardless of the reason, the tomgirl saga has continued to this day. Despite being self described as a "lesbian in a male body", Chris still has a clear hatred of homos and the gay community. This is shown by him stating he is involved in the "LBT" community, excluding gays.<br />
<br />
== See also ==<br />
*[[Women's rights|Chris and sexism]]<br />
*[[Chris and fashion]]<br />
*[[Muscle bra]]<br />
<br />
== References ==<br />
<br />
[[Category:Chris and...]]</div>
Skurvypete
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Chris_and_gender&diff=184871
Chris and gender
2015-04-07T02:34:48Z
<p>Skurvypete: /* Blatant Sexism */</p>
<hr />
<div>{{Incomplete}}<br />
[[Chris]] is nowadays struggling to figure out his true '''gender'''. He is physically a [[male]] but [[Tomgirl Saga|currently]] identifies as female. Chris's views of both physical genders are extremely twisted due to his personal experiences and lack of knowledge with his little amount entirely based on [[Chris and television|television]] and [[Netflix|other media]].<br />
<br />
== Blatant Sexism ==<br />
Due to Chris's lack of information, he has gathered his entire knowledge of gender through media such as [[television]] and [[music]]. Chris views females as hypersexual, shopping, conversing with others for hours, and all wanting to be married and have children. This is most evident in his females characters in ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' most prominently in [[Rosechu (character)|Rosechu]], whose personality is solely that stated above. He also rarely shows [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]] fighting but instead being passive sex objects for the [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichus]]. Chris's ideal relationships are also sexist. During the [[Ivy]] saga, Chris suggested having a MFF threesome but was horrified when suggested to have a MMF threesome. Chris also deems it acceptable for him to go to a strip club when stressed but amoral for a women to do the same. When approached about his sexism, Chris [[Stress|becomes offended]]. He'll state that he has never harmed a women (besides [[death threats]] of course). Chris believes that being sexist is solely decided on physical abuse. In recent years, Chris's attitude towards women has slowly become more demanding and aggressive. In the [[Catherine E-mails]] leaked in 2014, Chris gets annoyed when Catherine says no to a relationship (surprise, surprise), basically insults the woman and claims that he's entitled to her, right before whining about how depressed he is. He even goes on further to say that she should "appreciate the the hard work and effort I had put into US!!!", even though shortly before that he was abusing her friends and telling her what she can and can't do.<br />
<br />
== Males ==<br />
Chris has harbored a deep hatred for [[JERKS]], ever since his teenage years. This has spread into general distaste for masculine traits such as body [[hair]] and [[manboobs]]. This is shown in his [[nudes]] which shows he has shaven all his body hair, including his pubes. He also has stated, as shown in this [[04232010 - Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless|video]], a disgust for "topless men" and [[Brassieres For Males|encourages men]] to wear [[muscle bra]]s. Chris's hatred for men stems from his [[Love Quest]] and infinitely high boyfriend factor. He has stated that the only men he doesn't consider "jerks" are him and his [[Bob Chandler|father]].<br />
<br />
<br />
== [[Tomgirl Saga]] ==<br />
In April 2011, [[Tomgirl Pictures|photos]] were leaked by [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|surfshack tito]] showing Chris dressed in women's clothes. Soon after Chris announced he was a "Tomgirl". Chris being a tomgirl has resulted in him: wearing feminine clothes, piercing his taint, and growing long hair, Despite this Chris still diligently states he is not a [[Pickle]] lover. There is still speculation to why he has done this. Some had suggested to Chris that becoming a cross-dresser would help in his love quest (i think we know the answer to this). Chris may have done this in hopes that trolls would stop suggesting he is of [[Homos|"the wrong gender"]],(it didn't work).Some just believe Chris has been [[True and Honest]] and has felt this way(despite little evidence). Regardless of the reason, the tomgirl saga has continued to this day. Despite being self described as a "lesbian in a male body", Chris still has a clear hatred of homos and the gay community. This is shown by him stating he is involved in the "LBT" community, excluding gays.<br />
<br />
== See also ==<br />
*[[Women's rights|Chris and sexism]]<br />
*[[Chris and fashion]]<br />
*[[Muscle bra]]<br />
<br />
== References ==<br />
<br />
[[Category:Chris and...]]</div>
Skurvypete
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Chris_and_gender&diff=184870
Chris and gender
2015-04-07T02:32:29Z
<p>Skurvypete: /* Blatant Sexism */</p>
<hr />
<div>{{Incomplete}}<br />
[[Chris]] is nowadays struggling to figure out his true '''gender'''. He is physically a [[male]] but [[Tomgirl Saga|currently]] identifies as female. Chris's views of both physical genders are extremely twisted due to his personal experiences and lack of knowledge with his little amount entirely based on [[Chris and television|television]] and [[Netflix|other media]].<br />
<br />
== Blatant Sexism ==<br />
Due to Chris's lack of information, he has gathered his entire knowledge of gender through media such as television and [[music]]. Chris views females as hypersexual, shopping, conversing with others for hours, and all wanting to be married and have children. This is most evident in his females characters in ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' most prominently in [[Rosechu (character)|Rosechu]], whose personality is solely that stated above. He also rarely shows [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]] fighting but instead being passive sex objects for the [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichus]]. Chris's ideal relationships are also sexist. During the [[Ivy]] saga, Chris suggested having a MFF threesome but was horrified when suggested to have a MMF threesome. Chris also deems it acceptable for him to go to a strip club when stressed but amoral for a women to do the same. When approached about his sexism, Chris [[Stress|becomes offended]]. He'll state that he has never harmed a women (besides [[death threats]] of course). Chris believes that being sexist is solely decided on physical abuse. In recent years, Chris's attitude towards women has slowly become more demanding and aggressive. In the [[Catherine E-mails]] leaked in 2014, Chris gets annoyed when Catherine says no to a relationship (surprise, surprise), basically insults the woman and claims that he's entitled to her, right before whining about how depressed he is. He even goes on further to say that she should "appreciate the the hard work and effort I had put into US!!!", even though shortly before that he was abusing her friends and telling her what she can and can't do.<br />
<br />
== Males ==<br />
Chris has harbored a deep hatred for [[JERKS]], ever since his teenage years. This has spread into general distaste for masculine traits such as body [[hair]] and [[manboobs]]. This is shown in his [[nudes]] which shows he has shaven all his body hair, including his pubes. He also has stated, as shown in this [[04232010 - Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless|video]], a disgust for "topless men" and [[Brassieres For Males|encourages men]] to wear [[muscle bra]]s. Chris's hatred for men stems from his [[Love Quest]] and infinitely high boyfriend factor. He has stated that the only men he doesn't consider "jerks" are him and his [[Bob Chandler|father]].<br />
<br />
<br />
== [[Tomgirl Saga]] ==<br />
In April 2011, [[Tomgirl Pictures|photos]] were leaked by [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|surfshack tito]] showing Chris dressed in women's clothes. Soon after Chris announced he was a "Tomgirl". Chris being a tomgirl has resulted in him: wearing feminine clothes, piercing his taint, and growing long hair, Despite this Chris still diligently states he is not a [[Pickle]] lover. There is still speculation to why he has done this. Some had suggested to Chris that becoming a cross-dresser would help in his love quest (i think we know the answer to this). Chris may have done this in hopes that trolls would stop suggesting he is of [[Homos|"the wrong gender"]],(it didn't work).Some just believe Chris has been [[True and Honest]] and has felt this way(despite little evidence). Regardless of the reason, the tomgirl saga has continued to this day. Despite being self described as a "lesbian in a male body", Chris still has a clear hatred of homos and the gay community. This is shown by him stating he is involved in the "LBT" community, excluding gays.<br />
<br />
== See also ==<br />
*[[Women's rights|Chris and sexism]]<br />
*[[Chris and fashion]]<br />
*[[Muscle bra]]<br />
<br />
== References ==<br />
<br />
[[Category:Chris and...]]</div>
Skurvypete
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Chris_and_gender&diff=184869
Talk:Chris and gender
2015-04-07T02:31:11Z
<p>Skurvypete: /* Is this necessary? */</p>
<hr />
<div>==Is this necessary?==<br />
We've already got pages on Chris and sex, the Tomgirl saga, and homos. The page on JERKS already says everything about what Chris thinks about men. All these pages already deal with gender in some fashion. While I think it would be a good idea to have the issue of gender addressed in a centralized place, why not just restructure one of these other pages? There's already a "Chris and transgender issues" section on the Homos page. <br />
<br />
What's more, the discussions on the Forum indicate that there is a huge debate about Chris and gender which make this a difficult issue to tackle objectively. One of the central rules of the CWCki is to avoid speculation. Chris hasn't received a psychological evaluation on this issue. So far this article has no citations. I am not optimistic about this page not descending into a useless clusterfuck. <br />
<br />
Finally, the "Chris and..." pages are high-profile, and I believe require (or should require) admin approval. Why not create this as an experimental page for now on your userpage, and see what the mods think of it?[[User:Asperhes|asperhes]], 4/5/15<br />
<br />
:I understand and appreciate your critical analysis. I saw this article as requested and tried to put as much in as I can at this time. As you can see '''this article is far from finished and greatly appreciate contributions to the article'''. I will try to moderate the page as much as possible. If it does devolve to what you fear then I will gladly wipe it from existence.Also if the admins find it in any way unneeded or innapropiate I will delete it. [[User:skurvypete|Skurvypete]],4/5/15<br />
<br />
::Well actually you can't delete it. Only the admins can do that. I would check with them about how to proceed, especially since you don't waste your time working on a page that an admin unilaterally deletes (which they have been known to do). There hasn't been a new "Chris and..." page added in over two years, and that time it definitely required admin approval. [[User:Asperhes|asperhes]], 4/5/15.<br />
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I'm rather new to the cwcki so thank you for notifying me of this. Do you know where I can discuss with the admins (I don't know any) about the page? [[user:skurvypete|Skurvypete]]4/5/15<br />
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Okay iv'e gone into the rules and they say that you do not need direct admin approval. I would like for other people to give me feedback on the page NOTE: Im just getting started on this. If many people feel like this page is irrevelant then i will get in touch with an admin to delete it [[skurvypete]] 4/5/15</div>
Skurvypete
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Chris_and_gender&diff=184868
Chris and gender
2015-04-07T02:29:03Z
<p>Skurvypete: /* Tomgirl Saga */</p>
<hr />
<div>{{Incomplete}}<br />
[[Chris]] is nowadays struggling to figure out his true '''gender'''. He is physically a [[male]] but [[Tomgirl Saga|currently]] identifies as female. Chris's views of both physical genders are extremely twisted due to his personal experiences and lack of knowledge with his little amount entirely based on [[Chris and television|television]] and [[Netflix|other media]].<br />
<br />
== Blatant Sexism ==<br />
Due to Chris's lack of information, he has gathered his entire knowledge of gender through media such as television and [[music]]. Chris views females as hypersexual, shopping, conversing with others for hours, and all wanting to be married and have children. This is most evident in his females characters in ''[[Sonichu (comics)|Sonichu]]'' most prominently in [[Rosechu (character)|Rosechu]], whose personality is solely that stated above. He also rarely shows [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]] fighting but instead being passive sex objects for the [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichus]]. Chris's ideal relationships are also sexist. During the [[Ivy]] saga, Chris suggested having a MFF threesome but was horrified when suggested to have a MMF threesome. Chris also deems it acceptable for him to go to a strip club when stressed but amoral for a women to do the same. When approached about his sexism, Chris [[Stress|becomes offended]]. He'll state that he has never harmed a women (besides [[death threats]] of course). Chris believes that being sexist is solely decided on physical abuse. In recent years, Chris's attitude towards women has slowly become more demanding and aggressive. In the [[Catherine E-mails]] leaked in 2014, Chris gets annoyed when Catherine says no to a relationship (surprise, surprise), basically insults the woman and claims that he's entitled to her, right before whining about how depressed he is. He even goes on further to say that she should "appreciate the the hard work and effort I had put into US!!!", even though shortly before that he was abusing her friends and telling her what she can and can't do.<br />
<br />
== Males ==<br />
Chris has harbored a deep hatred for [[JERKS]], ever since his teenage years. This has spread into general distaste for masculine traits such as body [[hair]] and [[manboobs]]. This is shown in his [[nudes]] which shows he has shaven all his body hair, including his pubes. He also has stated, as shown in this [[04232010 - Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless|video]], a disgust for "topless men" and [[Brassieres For Males|encourages men]] to wear [[muscle bra]]s. Chris's hatred for men stems from his [[Love Quest]] and infinitely high boyfriend factor. He has stated that the only men he doesn't consider "jerks" are him and his [[Bob Chandler|father]].<br />
<br />
<br />
== [[Tomgirl Saga]] ==<br />
In April 2011, [[Tomgirl Pictures|photos]] were leaked by [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|surfshack tito]] showing Chris dressed in women's clothes. Soon after Chris announced he was a "Tomgirl". Chris being a tomgirl has resulted in him: wearing feminine clothes, piercing his taint, and growing long hair, Despite this Chris still diligently states he is not a [[Pickle]] lover. There is still speculation to why he has done this. Some had suggested to Chris that becoming a cross-dresser would help in his love quest (i think we know the answer to this). Chris may have done this in hopes that trolls would stop suggesting he is of [[Homos|"the wrong gender"]],(it didn't work).Some just believe Chris has been [[True and Honest]] and has felt this way(despite little evidence). Regardless of the reason, the tomgirl saga has continued to this day. Despite being self described as a "lesbian in a male body", Chris still has a clear hatred of homos and the gay community. This is shown by him stating he is involved in the "LBT" community, excluding gays.<br />
<br />
== See also ==<br />
*[[Women's rights|Chris and sexism]]<br />
*[[Chris and fashion]]<br />
*[[Muscle bra]]<br />
<br />
== References ==<br />
<br />
[[Category:Chris and...]]</div>
Skurvypete
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Chris_and_gender&diff=184867
Chris and gender
2015-04-07T02:27:36Z
<p>Skurvypete: </p>
<hr />
<div>{{Incomplete}}<br />
[[Chris]] is nowadays struggling to figure out his true '''gender'''. He is physically a [[male]] but [[Tomgirl Saga|currently]] identifies as female. Chris's views of both physical genders are extremely twisted due to his personal experiences and lack of knowledge with his little amount entirely based on [[Chris and television|television]] and [[Netflix|other media]].<br />
<br />
== Blatant Sexism ==<br />
Due to Chris's lack of information, he has gathered his entire knowledge of gender through media such as television and [[music]]. Chris views females as hypersexual, shopping, conversing with others for hours, and all wanting to be married and have children. This is most evident in his females characters in ''[[Sonichu (comics)|Sonichu]]'' most prominently in [[Rosechu (character)|Rosechu]], whose personality is solely that stated above. He also rarely shows [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]] fighting but instead being passive sex objects for the [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichus]]. Chris's ideal relationships are also sexist. During the [[Ivy]] saga, Chris suggested having a MFF threesome but was horrified when suggested to have a MMF threesome. Chris also deems it acceptable for him to go to a strip club when stressed but amoral for a women to do the same. When approached about his sexism, Chris [[Stress|becomes offended]]. He'll state that he has never harmed a women (besides [[death threats]] of course). Chris believes that being sexist is solely decided on physical abuse. In recent years, Chris's attitude towards women has slowly become more demanding and aggressive. In the [[Catherine E-mails]] leaked in 2014, Chris gets annoyed when Catherine says no to a relationship (surprise, surprise), basically insults the woman and claims that he's entitled to her, right before whining about how depressed he is. He even goes on further to say that she should "appreciate the the hard work and effort I had put into US!!!", even though shortly before that he was abusing her friends and telling her what she can and can't do.<br />
<br />
== Males ==<br />
Chris has harbored a deep hatred for [[JERKS]], ever since his teenage years. This has spread into general distaste for masculine traits such as body [[hair]] and [[manboobs]]. This is shown in his [[nudes]] which shows he has shaven all his body hair, including his pubes. He also has stated, as shown in this [[04232010 - Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless|video]], a disgust for "topless men" and [[Brassieres For Males|encourages men]] to wear [[muscle bra]]s. Chris's hatred for men stems from his [[Love Quest]] and infinitely high boyfriend factor. He has stated that the only men he doesn't consider "jerks" are him and his [[Bob Chandler|father]].<br />
<br />
<br />
== [[Tomgirl Saga]] ==<br />
In April 2011, [[Tomgirl Pictures|photos]] were leaked by [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|surfshack tito]] showing Chris dressed in women's clothes. Soon after Chris announced he was a "Tomgirl". Chris being a tomgirl has resulted in him: wearing feminine clothes, piercing his taint, and growing long hair, Despite this Chris still diligently states he is not a [[Pickle]] lover. There is still speculation to why he has done this. Some had suggested to Chris that becoming a cross-dresser would help in his love quest (i think we know the answer to this). Chris may have done this in hopes that trolls would stop suggesting he is of [[Homos|"the wrong gender"]],(it didn't work).Some just believe Chris has been [[True and Honest]]. Regardless of the reason, the tomgirl saga has continued to this day. Despite being self described as a "lesbian in a male body", Chris still has a clear hatred of homos and the gay community. This is shown by him stating he is involved in the "LBT" community, excluding gays.<br />
<br />
== See also ==<br />
*[[Women's rights|Chris and sexism]]<br />
*[[Chris and fashion]]<br />
*[[Muscle bra]]<br />
<br />
== References ==<br />
<br />
[[Category:Chris and...]]</div>
Skurvypete
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Chris_and_gender&diff=184866
Chris and gender
2015-04-07T02:26:40Z
<p>Skurvypete: </p>
<hr />
<div>{{Incomplete}}<br />
[[Chris]] is nowadays struggling to figure out his true '''gender'''. He is physically a [[male]] but [[Tomgirl Saga|currently]] identifies as female. Chris's views of both physical genders are extremely twisted due to his personal experiences and lack of knowledge with his little amount entirely based on [[Chris and television|television]] and [[Netflix|other media]].<br />
<br />
== Blatant Sexism ==<br />
Due to Chris's lack of information, he has gathered his entire knowledge of gender through media such as television and [[music]]. Chris views females as hypersexual, shopping, conversing with others for hours, and all wanting to be married and have children. This is most evident in his females characters in ''[[Sonichu (comics)|Sonichu]]'' most prominently in [[Rosechu (character)|Rosechu]], whose personality is solely that stated above. He also rarely shows [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]] fighting but instead being passive sex objects for the [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichus]]. Chris's ideal relationships are also sexist. During the [[Ivy]] saga, Chris suggested having a MFF threesome but was horrified when suggested to have a MMF threesome. Chris also deems it acceptable for him to go to a strip club when stressed but amoral for a women to do the same. When approached about his sexism, Chris [[Stress|becomes offended]]. He'll state that he has never harmed a women (besides [[death threats]] of course). Chris believes that being sexist is solely decided on physical abuse. In recent years, Chris's attitude towards women has slowly become more demanding and aggressive. In the [[Catherine E-mails]] leaked in 2014, Chris gets annoyed when Catherine says no to a relationship (surprise, surprise), basically insults the woman and claims that he's entitled to her, right before whining about how depressed he is. He even goes on further to say that she should "appreciate the the hard work and effort I had put into US!!!", even though shortly before that he was abusing her friends and telling her what she can and can't do.<br />
<br />
== Males ==<br />
Chris has harbored a deep hatred for [[JERKS]], ever since his teenage years. This has spread into general distaste for masculine traits such as body [[hair]] and [[manboobs]]. This is shown in his [[nudes]] which shows he has shaven all his body hair, including his pubes. He also has stated, as shown in this [[04232010 - Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless|video]], a disgust for "topless men" and [[Brassieres For Males|encourages men]] to wear [[muscle bra]]s. Chris's hatred for men stems from his [[Love Quest]] and infinitely high boyfriend factor. He has stated that the only men he doesn't consider "jerks" are him and his [[Bob Chandler|father]].<br />
<br />
<br />
== [[Tomgirl Saga]] ==<br />
In April 2011, [[Tomgirl Pictures|photos]] were leaked by [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|surfshack tito]] showing Chris dressed in women's clothes. Soon after Chris announced he was a "Tomgirl". Chris being a tomgirl has resulted in him:wearing feminine clothes, piercing his taint, growing long hair, Despite this Chris still diligently states he is not a [[Pickle]] lover. There is still speculation to why he has done this. Some had suggested to Chris that becoming a cross-dresser would help in his love quest (i think we know the answer to this). Chris may have done this in hopes that trolls would stop suggesting he is of [[Homos|"the wrong gender"]],(it didn't work).Some just believe Chris has been [[True and Honest]]. Regardless of the reason, the tomgirl saga has continued to this day. Despite being self described as a "lesbian in a male body", Chris still has a clear hatred of homos and the gay community. This is shown by him stating he is involved in the "LBT" community, excluding gays.<br />
<br />
== See also ==<br />
*[[Women's rights|Chris and sexism]]<br />
*[[Chris and fashion]]<br />
*[[Muscle bra]]<br />
<br />
== References ==<br />
<br />
[[Category:Chris and...]]</div>
Skurvypete
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Chris_and_gender&diff=184865
Chris and gender
2015-04-07T02:25:00Z
<p>Skurvypete: </p>
<hr />
<div>{{Incomplete}}<br />
[[Chris]] is nowadays struggling to figure out his true '''gender'''. He is physically a [[male]] but [[Tomgirl Saga|currently]] identifies as female. Chris's views of both physical genders are extremely twisted due to his personal experiences and lack of knowledge with his little amount entirely based on [[Chris and television|television]] and [[Netflix|other media]].<br />
<br />
== Blatant Sexism ==<br />
Due to Chris's lack of information, he has gathered his entire knowledge of gender through media such as television and [[music]]. Chris views females as hypersexual, shopping, conversing with others for hours, and all wanting to be married and have children. This is most evident in his females characters in ''[[Sonichu (comics)|Sonichu]]'' most prominently in [[Rosechu (character)|Rosechu]], whose personality is solely that stated above. He also rarely shows [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]] fighting but instead being passive sex objects for the [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichus]]. Chris's ideal relationships are also sexist. During the [[Ivy]] saga, Chris suggested having a MFF threesome but was horrified when suggested to have a MMF threesome. Chris also deems it acceptable for him to go to a strip club when stressed but amoral for a women to do the same. When approached about his sexism, Chris [[Stress|becomes offended]]. He'll state that he has never harmed a women (besides [[death threats]] of course). Chris believes that being sexist is solely decided on physical abuse. In recent years, Chris's attitude towards women has slowly become more demanding and aggressive. In the [[Catherine E-mails]] leaked in 2014, Chris gets annoyed when Catherine says no to a relationship (surprise, surprise), basically insults the woman and claims that he's entitled to her, right before whining about how depressed he is. He even goes on further to say that she should "appreciate the the hard work and effort I had put into US!!!", even though shortly before that he was abusing her friends and telling her what she can and can't do.<br />
<br />
== Males ==<br />
Chris has harbored a deep hatred for [[JERKS]], ever since his teenage years. This has spread into general distaste for masculine traits such as body [[hair]] and [[manboobs]]. This is shown in his [[nudes]] which shows he has shaven all his body hair, including his pubes. He also has stated, as shown in this [[04232010 - Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless|video]], a disgust for "topless men" and [[Brassieres For Males|encourages men]] to wear [[muscle bra]]s. Chris's hatred for men stems from his [[Love Quest]] and infinitely high boyfriend factor. He has stated that the only men he doesn't consider "jerks" are him and his [[Bob Chandler|father]].<br />
<br />
<br />
== Tomgirl ==<br />
<nowiki>[[Tomgirl Saga|main article]]</nowiki><br />
In April 2011, [[Tomgirl Pictures|photos]] were leaked by [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|surfshack tito]] showing Chris dressed in women's clothes. Soon after Chris announced he was a "Tomgirl". Chris being a tomgirl has resulted in him:wearing feminine clothes, piercing his taint, growing long hair, Despite this Chris still diligently states he is not a [[Pickle]] lover. There is still speculation to why he has done this. Some had suggested to Chris that becoming a cross-dresser would help in his love quest (i think we know the answer to this). Chris may have done this in hopes that trolls would stop suggesting he is of [[Homos|"the wrong gender"]],(it didn't work).Some just believe Chris has been [[True and Honest]]. Regardless of the reason, the tomgirl saga has continued to this day. Despite being self described as a "lesbian in a male body", Chris still has a clear hatred of homos and the gay community. This is shown by him stating he is involved in the "LBT" community, excluding gays.<br />
<br />
== See also ==<br />
*[[Women's rights|Chris and sexism]]<br />
*[[Chris and fashion]]<br />
*[[Muscle bra]]<br />
<br />
== References ==<br />
<br />
[[Category:Chris and...]]</div>
Skurvypete
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Chris_and_gender&diff=184864
Chris and gender
2015-04-07T02:24:00Z
<p>Skurvypete: </p>
<hr />
<div>{{Incomplete}}<br />
[[Chris]] is nowadays struggling to figure out his true '''gender'''. He is physically a [[male]] but [[Tomgirl Saga|currently]] identifies as female. Chris's views of both physical genders are extremely twisted due to his personal experiences and lack of knowledge with his little amount entirely based on [[Chris and television|television]] and [[Netflix|other media]].<br />
<br />
== Blatant Sexism ==<br />
Due to Chris's lack of information, he has gathered his entire knowledge of gender through media such as television and [[music]]. Chris views females as hypersexual, shopping, conversing with others for hours, and all wanting to be married and have children. This is most evident in his females characters in ''[[Sonichu (comics)|Sonichu]]'' most prominently in [[Rosechu (character)|Rosechu]], whose personality is solely that stated above. He also rarely shows [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]] fighting but instead being passive sex objects for the [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichus]]. Chris's ideal relationships are also sexist. During the [[Ivy]] saga, Chris suggested having a MFF threesome but was horrified when suggested to have a MMF threesome. Chris also deems it acceptable for him to go to a strip club when stressed but amoral for a women to do the same. When approached about his sexism, Chris [[Stress|becomes offended]]. He'll state that he has never harmed a women (besides [[death threats]] of course). Chris believes that being sexist is solely decided on physical abuse. In recent years, Chris's attitude towards women has slowly become more demanding and aggressive. In the [[Catherine E-mails]] leaked in 2014, Chris gets annoyed when Catherine says no to a relationship (surprise, surprise), basically insults the woman and claims that he's entitled to her, right before whining about how depressed he is. He even goes on further to say that she should "appreciate the the hard work and effort I had put into US!!!", even though shortly before that he was abusing her friends and telling her what she can and can't do.<br />
<br />
== Males ==<br />
Chris has harbored a deep hatred for [[JERKS]], ever since his teenage years. This has spread into general distaste for masculine traits such as body [[hair]] and [[manboobs]]. This is shown in his [[nudes]] which shows he has shaven all his body hair, including his pubes. He also has stated, as shown in this [[04232010 - Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless|video]], a disgust for "topless men" and [[Brassieres For Males|encourages men]] to wear [[muscle bra]]s. Chris's hatred for men stems from his [[Love Quest]] and infinitely high boyfriend factor. He has stated that the only men he doesn't consider "jerks" are him and his [[Bob Chandler|father]].<br />
<br />
<br />
== Tomgirl ==<br />
<nowiki>[[Tomgirl Saga|main article]]</nowiki><br />
In April 2011, [[Tomgirl Pictures|photos]] were leaked by [[surfshack tito]] showing chris dressed in women's clothes. Soon after Chris announced he was a "Tomgirl". Chris being a tomgirl has resulted in him:wearing feminine clothes, piercing his taint, growing long hair, Despite this Chris still diligently states he is not a [[Pickle]] lover. There is still speculation to why he has done this. Some had suggested to Chris that becoming a cross-dresser would help in his love quest (i think we know the answer to this). Chris may have done this in hopes that trolls would stop suggesting he is of [[Homos|"the wrong gender"]],(it didn't work).Some just believe Chris has been [[True and Honest]]. Regardless of the reason, the tomgirl saga has continued to this day. Despite being self described as a "lesbian in a male body", Chris still has a clear hatred of homos and the gay community. This is shown by him stating he is involved in the "LBT" community, excluding gays.<br />
<br />
== See also ==<br />
*[[Women's rights|Chris and sexism]]<br />
*[[Chris and fashion]]<br />
*[[Muscle bra]]<br />
<br />
== References ==<br />
<br />
[[Category:Chris and...]]</div>
Skurvypete
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Chris_and_gender&diff=184863
Chris and gender
2015-04-07T02:22:39Z
<p>Skurvypete: added new topic</p>
<hr />
<div>{{Incomplete}}<br />
[[Chris]] is nowadays struggling to figure out his true '''gender'''. He is physically a [[male]] but [[Tomgirl Saga|currently]] identifies as female. Chris's views of both physical genders are extremely twisted due to his personal experiences and lack of knowledge with his little amount entirely based on [[Chris and television|television]] and [[Netflix|other media]].<br />
<br />
== Blatant Sexism ==<br />
Due to Chris's lack of information, he has gathered his entire knowledge of gender through media such as television and [[music]]. Chris views females as hypersexual, shopping, conversing with others for hours, and all wanting to be married and have children. This is most evident in his females characters in ''[[Sonichu (comics)|Sonichu]]'' most prominently in [[Rosechu (character)|Rosechu]], whose personality is solely that stated above. He also rarely shows [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]] fighting but instead being passive sex objects for the [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichus]]. Chris's ideal relationships are also sexist. During the [[Ivy]] saga, Chris suggested having a MFF threesome but was horrified when suggested to have a MMF threesome. Chris also deems it acceptable for him to go to a strip club when stressed but amoral for a women to do the same. When approached about his sexism, Chris [[Stress|becomes offended]]. He'll state that he has never harmed a women (besides [[death threats]] of course). Chris believes that being sexist is solely decided on physical abuse. In recent years, Chris's attitude towards women has slowly become more demanding and aggressive. In the [[Catherine E-mails]] leaked in 2014, Chris gets annoyed when Catherine says no to a relationship (surprise, surprise), basically insults the woman and claims that he's entitled to her, right before whining about how depressed he is. He even goes on further to say that she should "appreciate the the hard work and effort I had put into US!!!", even though shortly before that he was abusing her friends and telling her what she can and can't do.<br />
<br />
== Males ==<br />
Chris has harbored a deep hatred for [[JERKS]], ever since his teenage years. This has spread into general distaste for masculine traits such as body [[hair]] and [[manboobs]]. This is shown in his [[nudes]] which shows he has shaven all his body hair, including his pubes. He also has stated, as shown in this [[04232010 - Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless|video]], a disgust for "topless men" and [[Brassieres For Males|encourages men]] to wear [[muscle bra]]s. Chris's hatred for men stems from his [[Love Quest]] and infinitely high boyfriend factor. He has stated that the only men he doesn't consider "jerks" are him and his [[Bob Chandler|father]].<br />
<br />
<br />
== Tomgirl ==<br />
[[Tomgirl saga|main article]]<br />
In April 2011, [[Tomgirl Pictures|photos]] were leaked by [[surfshack tito]] showing chris dressed in women's clothes. Soon after Chris announced he was a "Tomgirl". Chris being a tomgirl has resulted in him:wearing feminine clothes, piercing his taint, growing long hair, Despite this Chris still diligently states he is not a [[Pickle]] lover. There is still speculation to why he has done this. Some had suggested to Chris that becoming a cross-dresser would help in his love quest (i think we know the answer to this). Chris may have done this in hopes that trolls would stop suggesting he is of [[Homos|"the wrong gender"]],(it didn't work).Some just believe Chris has been [[True and Honest]]. Regardless of the reason, the tomgirl saga has continued to this day. Despite being self described as a "lesbian in a male body", Chris still has a clear hatred of homos and the gay community. This is shown by him stating he is involved in the "LBT" community, excluding gays.<br />
<br />
== See also ==<br />
*[[Women's rights|Chris and sexism]]<br />
*[[Chris and fashion]]<br />
*[[Muscle bra]]<br />
<br />
== References ==<br />
<br />
[[Category:Chris and...]]</div>
Skurvypete
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Skurvypete&diff=184789
User:Skurvypete
2015-04-06T04:36:28Z
<p>Skurvypete: Created page with "== Chris and Gender == This article is about chris's gender and his views on each gender. ..."</p>
<hr />
<div>== Chris and Gender ==<br />
This article is about chris's gender and his views on each gender. <br />
<br />
Chris is physically a male but [[Tomgirl Saga|currently]] identifies as female. Chris views of both physical genders are extremely twisted due to his personal experiences and due to his lack of knowledge with his little amount entirely based on television and other media.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
== Blatant Sexism ==<br />
Due to Chris's lack of information, he has gathered his entire knowledge of gender through media such as television and music. chris views females as hyper sexual, shopping, conversing with others for hours, and all wanting to be married and have children. This is most evident in his females characters in [[sonichu]], most prominently in [[Rosechu]] who's personality is solely that stated above. He also rarely shows Rosechus fighting but instead being passive sex objects for the sonichus. Chris's ideal relationships are also sexist. During the [[Ivy]] saga, Chris suggested having a MFF threesome but was horrified when suggested to have a MMF threesome. Chris also deems it acceptable for him to go to a strip club when stressed but amoral for a women to do the same. When approached about his sexism Chris becomes offended. Chris will state that he has never harmed a women (besides [[death threats]] of course).Chris believes that being sexist is solely decided on physical abuse. In recent years Chris's attitude towards women has slowly become more demanding and aggressive. In the [[Catherine E-mails]] leaked in 2014,Chris gets annoyed when Catherine says no to a relationship (surprise, surprise), basically insults the woman and claims that he's entitled to her, right before whining about how depressed he is. He even goes on further to say that she should "appreciate the the hard work and effort I had put into US!!!", even though shortly before that he was abusing her friends and telling her what she can and can't do.<br />
<br />
== Males ==<br />
Chris has harbored a deep hatred for males ever since his teenage years. This has spread into general distaste for masculine traits such as body hair and male breasts. This is shown in Chris's [[nudes]] which show he has shaven all his body hair including his pubic hair. he also has stated as shown in this [[04232010 - Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless|video]] a disgust for "topless men" and encourages men to wear muscle bras. Chris's hatred for men stems from his [[Love Quest]] and the infinetly high boyfriend factor. He has stated that the only men he doesn't consider "jerks" are him and his [[Bob Chandler|father]]<br />
<br />
== See also ==<br />
*[[Women's rights|Chris and sexism]]<br />
*[[Chris and fashion]]<br />
*[[Muscle bra]]<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
== refrences ==</div>
Skurvypete
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Chris_and_gender&diff=184788
Talk:Chris and gender
2015-04-06T04:27:29Z
<p>Skurvypete: /* Is this necessary? */</p>
<hr />
<div>==Is this necessary?==<br />
We've already got pages on Chris and sex, the Tomgirl saga, and homos. The page on JERKS already says everything about what Chris thinks about men. All these pages already deal with gender in some fashion. While I think it would be a good idea to have the issue of gender addressed in a centralized place, why not just restructure one of these other pages? There's already a "Chris and transgender issues" section on the Homos page. <br />
<br />
What's more, the discussions on the Forum indicate that there is a huge debate about Chris and gender which make this a difficult issue to tackle objectively. One of the central rules of the CWCki is to avoid speculation. Chris hasn't received a psychological evaluation on this issue. So far this article has no citations. I am not optimistic about this page not descending into a useless clusterfuck. <br />
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Finally, the "Chris and..." pages are high-profile, and I believe require (or should require) admin approval. Why not create this as an experimental page for now on your userpage, and see what the mods think of it?[[User:Asperhes|asperhes]], 4/5/15<br />
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:I understand and appreciate your critical analysis. I saw this article as requested and tried to put as much in as I can at this time. As you can see this article is far from finished and greatly appreciate contributions to the article. I will try to moderate the page as much as possible. If it does devolve to what you fear then I will gladly wipe it from existence.Also if the admins find it in any way unneeded or innapropiate I will delete it. [[User:skurvypete|Skurvypete]],4/5/15<br />
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::Well actually you can't delete it. Only the admins can do that. I would check with them about how to proceed, especially since you don't waste your time working on a page that an admin unilaterally deletes (which they have been known to do). There hasn't been a new "Chris and..." page added in over two years, and that time it definitely required admin approval. [[User:Asperhes|asperhes]], 4/5/15.<br />
<br />
I'm rather new to the cwcki so thank you for notifying me of this. Do you know where I can discuss with the admins (I don't know any) about the page? [[user:skurvypete|Skurvypete]]4/5/15<br />
<br />
Okay iv'e gone into the rules and they say that you do not need direct admin approval. I would like for other people to give me feedback on the page NOTE: Im just getting started on this. If many people feel like this page is irrevelant then i will get in touch with an admin to delete it [[skurvypete]] 4/5/15</div>
Skurvypete
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Chris_and_gender&diff=184787
Talk:Chris and gender
2015-04-06T04:27:09Z
<p>Skurvypete: /* Is this necessary? */</p>
<hr />
<div>==Is this necessary?==<br />
We've already got pages on Chris and sex, the Tomgirl saga, and homos. The page on JERKS already says everything about what Chris thinks about men. All these pages already deal with gender in some fashion. While I think it would be a good idea to have the issue of gender addressed in a centralized place, why not just restructure one of these other pages? There's already a "Chris and transgender issues" section on the Homos page. <br />
<br />
What's more, the discussions on the Forum indicate that there is a huge debate about Chris and gender which make this a difficult issue to tackle objectively. One of the central rules of the CWCki is to avoid speculation. Chris hasn't received a psychological evaluation on this issue. So far this article has no citations. I am not optimistic about this page not descending into a useless clusterfuck. <br />
<br />
Finally, the "Chris and..." pages are high-profile, and I believe require (or should require) admin approval. Why not create this as an experimental page for now on your userpage, and see what the mods think of it?[[User:Asperhes|asperhes]], 4/5/15<br />
<br />
:I understand and appreciate your critical analysis. I saw this article as requested and tried to put as much in as I can at this time. As you can see this article is far from finished and greatly appreciate contributions to the article. I will try to moderate the page as much as possible. If it does devolve to what you fear then I will gladly wipe it from existence.Also if the admins find it in any way unneeded or innapropiate I will delete it. [[User:skurvypete|Skurvypete]],4/5/15<br />
<br />
::Well actually you can't delete it. Only the admins can do that. I would check with them about how to proceed, especially since you don't waste your time working on a page that an admin unilaterally deletes (which they have been known to do). There hasn't been a new "Chris and..." page added in over two years, and that time it definitely required admin approval. [[User:Asperhes|asperhes]], 4/5/15.<br />
<br />
I'm rather new to the cwcki so thank you for notifying me of this. Do you know where I can discuss with the admins (I don't know any) about the page? [[user:skurvypete|Skurvypete]]4/5/15<br />
<br />
Okay iv'e gone into the rules and they say that you do not need direct admin approval. I would like for other people to give me feedback on the page NOTE: Im just getting started on this. If many people feel like this page irrevvelant then i will get in touch with an admin to delete it [[skurvypete]] 4/5/15</div>
Skurvypete
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Chris_and_gender&diff=184786
Talk:Chris and gender
2015-04-06T04:26:38Z
<p>Skurvypete: /* Is this necessary? */</p>
<hr />
<div>==Is this necessary?==<br />
We've already got pages on Chris and sex, the Tomgirl saga, and homos. The page on JERKS already says everything about what Chris thinks about men. All these pages already deal with gender in some fashion. While I think it would be a good idea to have the issue of gender addressed in a centralized place, why not just restructure one of these other pages? There's already a "Chris and transgender issues" section on the Homos page. <br />
<br />
What's more, the discussions on the Forum indicate that there is a huge debate about Chris and gender which make this a difficult issue to tackle objectively. One of the central rules of the CWCki is to avoid speculation. Chris hasn't received a psychological evaluation on this issue. So far this article has no citations. I am not optimistic about this page not descending into a useless clusterfuck. <br />
<br />
Finally, the "Chris and..." pages are high-profile, and I believe require (or should require) admin approval. Why not create this as an experimental page for now on your userpage, and see what the mods think of it?[[User:Asperhes|asperhes]], 4/5/15<br />
<br />
:I understand and appreciate your critical analysis. I saw this article as requested and tried to put as much in as I can at this time. As you can see this article is far from finished and greatly appreciate contributions to the article. I will try to moderate the page as much as possible. If it does devolve to what you fear then I will gladly wipe it from existence.Also if the admins find it in any way unneeded or innapropiate I will delete it. [[User:skurvypete|Skurvypete]],4/5/15<br />
<br />
::Well actually you can't delete it. Only the admins can do that. I would check with them about how to proceed, especially since you don't waste your time working on a page that an admin unilaterally deletes (which they have been known to do). There hasn't been a new "Chris and..." page added in over two years, and that time it definitely required admin approval. [[User:Asperhes|asperhes]], 4/5/15.<br />
<br />
I'm rather new to the cwcki so thank you for notifying me of this. Do you know where I can discuss with the admins (I don't know any) about the page? [[user:skurvypete|Skurvypete]]4/5/15<br />
<br />
Okay iv'e gone into the rules and they say that you do not need direct admin approval. I would like for other people to give me feedback on the page NOTE:im just getting started onthis. If many people feel like this page irrevvelant then i will get in touch with an admin to delete it [[skurvypete]] 4/5/15</div>
Skurvypete
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Chris_and_gender&diff=184785
Talk:Chris and gender
2015-04-06T04:23:52Z
<p>Skurvypete: /* Is this necessary? */</p>
<hr />
<div>==Is this necessary?==<br />
We've already got pages on Chris and sex, the Tomgirl saga, and homos. The page on JERKS already says everything about what Chris thinks about men. All these pages already deal with gender in some fashion. While I think it would be a good idea to have the issue of gender addressed in a centralized place, why not just restructure one of these other pages? There's already a "Chris and transgender issues" section on the Homos page. <br />
<br />
What's more, the discussions on the Forum indicate that there is a huge debate about Chris and gender which make this a difficult issue to tackle objectively. One of the central rules of the CWCki is to avoid speculation. Chris hasn't received a psychological evaluation on this issue. So far this article has no citations. I am not optimistic about this page not descending into a useless clusterfuck. <br />
<br />
Finally, the "Chris and..." pages are high-profile, and I believe require (or should require) admin approval. Why not create this as an experimental page for now on your userpage, and see what the mods think of it?[[User:Asperhes|asperhes]], 4/5/15<br />
<br />
:I understand and appreciate your critical analysis. I saw this article as requested and tried to put as much in as I can at this time. As you can see this article is far from finished and greatly appreciate contributions to the article. I will try to moderate the page as much as possible. If it does devolve to what you fear then I will gladly wipe it from existence.Also if the admins find it in any way unneeded or innapropiate I will delete it. [[User:skurvypete|Skurvypete]],4/5/15<br />
<br />
::Well actually you can't delete it. Only the admins can do that. I would check with them about how to proceed, especially since you don't waste your time working on a page that an admin unilaterally deletes (which they have been known to do). There hasn't been a new "Chris and..." page added in over two years, and that time it definitely required admin approval. [[User:Asperhes|asperhes]], 4/5/15.<br />
<br />
I'm rather new to the cwcki so thank you for notifying me of this. Do you know where I can discuss with the admins (I don't know any) about the page? [[user:skurvypete|Skurvypete]]4/5/15</div>
Skurvypete
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Chris_and_gender&diff=184783
Talk:Chris and gender
2015-04-06T04:14:24Z
<p>Skurvypete: /* Is this necessary? */</p>
<hr />
<div>==Is this necessary?==<br />
We've already got pages on Chris and sex, the Tomgirl saga, and homos. The page on JERKS already says everything about what Chris thinks about men. All these pages already deal with gender in some fashion. While I think it would be a good idea to have the issue of gender addressed in a centralized place, why not just restructure one of these other pages? There's already a "Chris and transgender issues" section on the Homos page. <br />
<br />
What's more, the discussions on the Forum indicate that there is a huge debate about Chris and gender which make this a difficult issue to tackle objectively. One of the central rules of the CWCki is to avoid speculation. Chris hasn't received a psychological evaluation on this issue. So far this article has no citations. I am not optimistic about this page not descending into a useless clusterfuck. <br />
<br />
Finally, the "Chris and..." pages are high-profile, and I believe require (or should require) admin approval. Why not create this as an experimental page for now on your userpage, and see what the mods think of it?[[User:Asperhes|asperhes]], 4/5/15<br />
<br />
:I understand and appreciate your critical analysis. I saw this article as requested and tried to put as much in as I can at this time. As you can see this article is far from finished and greatly appreciate contributions to the article. I will try to moderate the page as much as possible. If it does devolve to what you fear then I will gladly wipe it from existence.Also if the admins find it in any way unneeded or innapropiate I will delete it. [[User:skurvypete|Skurvypete]],4/5/15<br />
<br />
::Well actually you can't delete it. Only the admins can do that. I would check with them about how to proceed, especially since you don't waste your time working on a page that an admin unilaterally deletes (which they have been known to do). There hasn't been a new "Chris and..." page added in over two years, and that time it definitely required admin approval. [[User:Asperhes|asperhes]], 4/5/15.<br />
<br />
I'm rather new to the cwcki so thank you for notifying me of this. Do you know where I can discuss with the admins (I don't know any) about the page? [[user:skurvypete|Skurvypete]]</div>
Skurvypete
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Chris_and_gender&diff=184781
Chris and gender
2015-04-06T04:10:23Z
<p>Skurvypete: /* Males */</p>
<hr />
<div><br />
== Chris and Gender ==<br />
This article is about chris's gender and his views on each gender. <br />
<br />
Chris is physically a male but [[Tomgirl Saga|currently]] identifies as female. Chris views of both physical genders are extremely twisted due to his personal experiences and due to his lack of knowledge with his little amount entirely based on television and other media.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
== Blatant Sexism ==<br />
Due to Chris's lack of information, he has gathered his entire knowledge of gender through media such as television and music. chris views females as hyper sexual, shopping, conversing with others for hours, and all wanting to be married and have children. This is most evident in his females characters in [[sonichu]], most prominently in [[Rosechu]] who's personality is solely that stated above. He also rarely shows Rosechus fighting but instead being passive sex objects for the sonichus. Chris's ideal relationships are also sexist. During the [[Ivy]] saga, Chris suggested having a MFF threesome but was horrified when suggested to have a MMF threesome. Chris also deems it acceptable for him to go to a strip club when stressed but amoral for a women to do the same. When approached about his sexism Chris becomes offended. Chris will state that he has never harmed a women (besides [[death threats]] of course).Chris believes that being sexist is solely decided on physical abuse. In recent years Chris's attitude towards women has slowly become more demanding and aggressive. In the [[Catherine E-mails]] leaked in 2014,Chris gets annoyed when Catherine says no to a relationship (surprise, surprise), basically insults the woman and claims that he's entitled to her, right before whining about how depressed he is. He even goes on further to say that she should "appreciate the the hard work and effort I had put into US!!!", even though shortly before that he was abusing her friends and telling her what she can and can't do.<br />
<br />
== Males ==<br />
Chris has harbored a deep hatred for males ever since his teenage years. This has spread into general distaste for masculine traits such as body hair and male breasts. This is shown in Chris's [[nudes]] which show he has shaven all his body hair including his pubic hair. he also has stated as shown in this [[04232010 - Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless|video]] a disgust for "topless men" and encourages men to wear muscle bras. Chris's hatred for men stems from his [[Love Quest]] and the infinetly high boyfriend factor. He has stated that the only men he doesn't consider "jerks" are him and his [[Bob Chandler|father]]<br />
<br />
== See also ==<br />
*[[Women's rights|Chris and sexism]]<br />
*[[Chris and fashion]]<br />
*[[Muscle bra]]<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
== refrences ==</div>
Skurvypete
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Chris_and_gender&diff=184780
Chris and gender
2015-04-06T04:08:35Z
<p>Skurvypete: /* Blatant Sexism */</p>
<hr />
<div><br />
== Chris and Gender ==<br />
This article is about chris's gender and his views on each gender. <br />
<br />
Chris is physically a male but [[Tomgirl Saga|currently]] identifies as female. Chris views of both physical genders are extremely twisted due to his personal experiences and due to his lack of knowledge with his little amount entirely based on television and other media.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
== Blatant Sexism ==<br />
Due to Chris's lack of information, he has gathered his entire knowledge of gender through media such as television and music. chris views females as hyper sexual, shopping, conversing with others for hours, and all wanting to be married and have children. This is most evident in his females characters in [[sonichu]], most prominently in [[Rosechu]] who's personality is solely that stated above. He also rarely shows Rosechus fighting but instead being passive sex objects for the sonichus. Chris's ideal relationships are also sexist. During the [[Ivy]] saga, Chris suggested having a MFF threesome but was horrified when suggested to have a MMF threesome. Chris also deems it acceptable for him to go to a strip club when stressed but amoral for a women to do the same. When approached about his sexism Chris becomes offended. Chris will state that he has never harmed a women (besides [[death threats]] of course).Chris believes that being sexist is solely decided on physical abuse. In recent years Chris's attitude towards women has slowly become more demanding and aggressive. In the [[Catherine E-mails]] leaked in 2014,Chris gets annoyed when Catherine says no to a relationship (surprise, surprise), basically insults the woman and claims that he's entitled to her, right before whining about how depressed he is. He even goes on further to say that she should "appreciate the the hard work and effort I had put into US!!!", even though shortly before that he was abusing her friends and telling her what she can and can't do.<br />
<br />
== Males ==<br />
Chris has harbored a deep hatred for males ever since his teenage years. This has spread into general distaste for masculine traits such as body hair and male breasts. Chris has shown dstaste for body hair. This is shown in Chris's [[nudes]] which show he has shaven all body hair including his pubes. he also has stated as shown in this [[04232010 - Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless|video]] a disgust for "topless men" and encourages men to wear muscle bras. Chris's hatred for men stems from his [[Love Quest]] and the infinetly high boyfriend factor. He has stated that the only men he doesn't and consider "jerks" are him and his [[Bob Chandler|father]]<br />
<br />
<br />
== See also ==<br />
*[[Women's rights|Chris and sexism]]<br />
*[[Chris and fashion]]<br />
*[[Muscle bra]]<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
== refrences ==</div>
Skurvypete
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Chris_and_gender&diff=184779
Talk:Chris and gender
2015-04-06T04:04:55Z
<p>Skurvypete: </p>
<hr />
<div>==Is this necessary?==<br />
We've already got pages on Chris and sex, the Tomgirl saga, and homos. The page on JERKS already says everything about what Chris thinks about men. All these pages already deal with gender in some fashion. While I think it would be a good idea to have the issue of gender addressed in a centralized place, why not just restructure one of these other pages? There's already a "Chris and transgender issues" section on the Homos page. <br />
<br />
What's more, the discussions on the Forum indicate that there is a huge debate about Chris and gender which make this a difficult issue to tackle objectively. One of the central rules of the CWCki is to avoid speculation. Chris hasn't received a psychological evaluation on this issue. So far this article has no citations. I am not optimistic about this page not descending into a useless clusterfuck. <br />
<br />
Finally, the "Chris and..." pages are high-profile, and I believe require (or should require) admin approval. Why not create this as an experimental page for now on your userpage, and see what the mods think of it?[[User:Asperhes|asperhes]], 4/5/15<br />
<br />
I understand and appreciate your critical analysis. I saw this article as requested and tried to put as much in as I can at this time. As you can see this article is far from finished and greatly appreciate contributions to the article. I will try to moderate the page as much as possible. If it does devolve to what you fear then I will gladly wipe it from existence.Also if the admins find it in any way unneeded or innapropiate I will delete it. [[User:skurvypete|Skurvypete]],4/5/15</div>
Skurvypete
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Chris_and_gender&diff=184778
Talk:Chris and gender
2015-04-06T04:01:44Z
<p>Skurvypete: /* Is this necessary? */</p>
<hr />
<div>==Is this necessary?==<br />
We've already got pages on Chris and sex, the Tomgirl saga, and homos. The page on JERKS already says everything about what Chris thinks about men. All these pages already deal with gender in some fashion. While I think it would be a good idea to have the issue of gender addressed in a centralized place, why not just restructure one of these other pages? There's already a "Chris and transgender issues" section on the Homos page. <br />
<br />
What's more, the discussions on the Forum indicate that there is a huge debate about Chris and gender which make this a difficult issue to tackle objectively. One of the central rules of the CWCki is to avoid speculation. Chris hasn't received a psychological evaluation on this issue. So far this article has no citations. I am not optimistic about this page not descending into a useless clusterfuck. <br />
<br />
Finally, the "Chris and..." pages are high-profile, and I believe require (or should require) admin approval. Why not create this as an experimental page for now on your userpage, and see what the mods think of it?[[User:Asperhes|asperhes]], 4/5/15<br />
<br />
I understand and appreciate your critical analysis. I saw this article as requested and tried to put as much in as I can at this time. As you can see this article is far from finished and greatly appreciate contributions to the article. I will try to moderate the page as much as possible. If it does devolve to what you fear then I will gladly wipe from existence. [[User:skurvypete]],4/5/15</div>
Skurvypete
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Chris_and_gender&diff=184774
Chris and gender
2015-04-06T02:34:42Z
<p>Skurvypete: </p>
<hr />
<div><br />
== Chris and Gender ==<br />
This article is about chris's gender and his views on each gender. <br />
<br />
Chris is physically a male but [[Tomgirl Saga|currently]] identifies as female. Chris views of both physical genders are extremely twisted due to his personal experiences and due to his lack of knowledge with his little amount entirely based on television and other media.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
== Blatant Sexism ==<br />
Due to Chris's lack of information, he has gathered his entire knowledge of gender through media such as television and music. chris views females as hyper sexual, shopping, conversing with others for hours, and all wanting to be married and have children. This is most evident in his females characters in [[sonichu]], most prominently in [[Rosechu]] who's personality is solely that stated above. He also rarely shows Rosechus fighting but instead being passive sex objects for the sonichus. Chris's ideal relationships are also sexist. During the [[Ivy]] saga, Chris suggested having a MFF threesome but was horrified when suggested to have a MMF threesome. Chris also deems it acceptable for him to go to a strip club when stressed but amoral for a women to do the same. When approached about his sexism Chris becomes offended. Chris will state that he has never harmed a women (besides [[death threats]] of course).Chris believes that being sexist is solely decided on physical abuse. In recent years Chris's attitude towards women has slowly become more demanding and aggressive. In the [[Catherine E-mails]] leaked in 2014,Chris gets annoyed when Catherine says no to a relationship (surprise, surprise,) where he basically insults the woman and blatant claims that he's entitled to her, right before whining about how depressed he is. He even goes on further to say that she should "appreciate the the hard work and effort I had put into US!!!", even though shortly before that he was abusing her friends and telling her what she can and can't do.<br />
<br />
== Males ==<br />
Chris has harbored a deep hatred for males ever since his teenage years. This has spread into general distaste for masculine traits such as body hair and male breasts. Chris has shown dstaste for body hair. This is shown in Chris's [[nudes]] which show he has shaven all body hair including his pubes. he also has stated as shown in this [[04232010 - Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless|video]] a disgust for "topless men" and encourages men to wear muscle bras. Chris's hatred for men stems from his [[Love Quest]] and the infinetly high boyfriend factor. He has stated that the only men he doesn't and consider "jerks" are him and his [[Bob Chandler|father]]<br />
<br />
<br />
== See also ==<br />
*[[Women's rights|Chris and sexism]]<br />
*[[Chris and fashion]]<br />
*[[Muscle bra]]<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
== refrences ==</div>
Skurvypete
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Chris_and_gender&diff=184773
Chris and gender
2015-04-06T02:34:30Z
<p>Skurvypete: </p>
<hr />
<div><br />
== Chris and Gender ==<br />
This article is about chris's gender and his views on each gender. <br />
<br />
Chris is physically a male but [[Tomgirl Saga|currently]] identifies as female. Chris views of both physical genders are extremely twisted due to his personal experiences and due to his lack of knowledge with his little amount entirely based on television and other media.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
== Blatant Sexism ==<br />
Due to Chris's lack of information, he has gathered his entire knowledge of gender through media such as television and music. chris views females as hyper sexual, shopping, conversing with others for hours, and all wanting to be married and have children. This is most evident in his females characters in [[sonichu]], most prominently in [[Rosechu]] who's personality is solely that stated above. He also rarely shows Rosechus fighting but instead being passive sex objects for the sonichus. Chris's ideal relationships are also sexist. During the [[Ivy]] saga, Chris suggested having a MFF threesome but was horrified when suggested to have a MMF threesome. Chris also deems it acceptable for him to go to a strip club when stressed but amoral for a women to do the same. When approached about his sexism Chris becomes offended. Chris will state that he has never harmed a women (besides [[death threats]] of course).Chris believes that being sexist is solely decided on physical abuse. In recent years Chris's attitude towards women has slowly become more demanding and aggressive. In the [[Catherine E-mails]] leaked in 2014,Chris gets annoyed when Catherine says no to a relationship (surprise, surprise,) where he basically insults the woman and blatant claims that he's entitled to her, right before whining about how depressed he is. He even goes on further to say that she should "appreciate the the hard work and effort I had put into US!!!", even though shortly before that he was abusing her friends and telling her what she can and can't do.<br />
<br />
== Males ==<br />
Chris has harbored a deep hatred for males ever since his teenage years. This has spread into general distaste for masculine traits such as body hair and male breasts. Chris has shown dstaste for body hair. This is shown in Chris's [[nudes]] which show he has shaven all body hair including his pubes. he also has stated as shown in this [[04232010 - Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless|video]] a disgust for "topless men" and encourages men to wear muscle bras. Chris's hatred for men stems from his[[Love Quest]] and the infinetly high boyfriend factor. He has stated that the only men he doesn't and consider "jerks" are him and his [[Bob Chandler|father]]<br />
<br />
<br />
== See also ==<br />
*[[Women's rights|Chris and sexism]]<br />
*[[Chris and fashion]]<br />
*[[Muscle bra]]<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
== refrences ==</div>
Skurvypete
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Chris_and_gender&diff=184772
Chris and gender
2015-04-06T02:01:52Z
<p>Skurvypete: </p>
<hr />
<div><br />
== Chris and Gender ==<br />
This article is about chris's gender and his views on each gender. <br />
<br />
Chris is physically a male but [[Tomgirl Saga|currently]] identifies as female. Chris views of both physical genders are extremely twisted due to his personal experiences and due to his lack of knowledge with his little amount entirely based on television and other media.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
== Blatant Sexism ==<br />
Due to Chris's lack of information, he has gathered his entire knowledge of gender through media such as television and music. chris views females as hyper sexual, shopping, conversing with others for hours, and all wanting to be married and have children. This is most evident in his females characters in [[sonichu]], most prominently in [[Rosechu]] who's personality is solely that stated above. He also rarely shows Rosechus fighting but instead being passive sex objects for the sonichus. Chris's ideal relationships are also sexist. During the [[Ivy]] saga, Chris suggested having a MFF threesome but was horrified when suggested to have a MMF threesome. Chris also deems it acceptable for him to go to a strip club when stressed but amoral for a women to do the same. When approached about his sexism Chris becomes offended. Chris will state that he has never harmed a women (besides [[death threats]] of course).Chris believes that being sexist is solely decided on physical abuse. In recent years Chris's attitude towards women has slowly become more demanding and aggressive. In the [[Catherine E-mails]] leaked in 2014,Chris gets annoyed when Catherine says no to a relationship (surprise, surprise,) where he basically insults the woman and blatant claims that he's entitled to her, right before whining about how depressed he is. He even goes on further to say that she should "appreciate the the hard work and effort I had put into US!!!", even though shortly before that he was abusing her friends and telling her what she can and can't do.<br />
<br />
== Males ==<br />
Chris has harbored a deep hatred for males ever since his teenage years. This has spread into general distaste for masculine traits such as body hair and male breasts. Chris has shown dstaste for body hair. This is shown in Chris's [[nudes]] which show he has shaven all body hair including his pubes. he also has stated as shown in this [[04232010 - Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless|video]] a disgust for "topless men" and encourages men to wear muscle bras. Chris's hatred for men stems from his[[love quest] and the infinetly high boyfriend factor. He has stated that the only men he doesn't and consider "jerks" are him and his [[Bob Chandler|father]]<br />
<br />
<br />
== See also ==<br />
*[[Women's rights|Chris and sexism]]<br />
*[[Chris and fashion]]<br />
*[[Muscle bra]]<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
== refrences ==</div>
Skurvypete
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Chris_and_gender&diff=184771
Chris and gender
2015-04-06T02:00:48Z
<p>Skurvypete: </p>
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== Chris and Gender ==<br />
This article is about chris's gender and his views on each gender. <br />
<br />
Chris is physically a male but [[Tomgirl Saga|currently]] identifies as female. Chris views of both physical genders are extremely twisted due to his personal experiences and due to his lack of knowledge with his little amount entirely based on television and other media.<br />
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== Blatant Sexism ==<br />
Due to Chris's lack of information, he has gathered his entire knowledge of gender through media such as television and music. chris views females as hyper sexual, shopping, conversing with others for hours, and all wanting to be married and have children. This is most evident in his females characters in [[sonichu]], most prominently in [[Rosechu]] who's personality is solely that stated above. He also rarely shows Rosechus fighting but instead being passive sex objects for the sonichus. Chris's ideal relationships are also sexist. During the [[Ivy]] saga, Chris suggested having a MFF threesome but was horrified when suggested to have a MMF threesome. Chris also deems it acceptable for him to go to a strip club when stressed but amoral for a women to do the same. When approached about his sexism Chris becomes offended. Chris will state that he has never harmed a women (besides [[death threats]] of course).Chris believes that being sexist is solely decided on physical abuse. In recent years Chris's attitude towards women has slowly become more demanding and aggressive. In the [[Catherine E-mails]] leaked in 2014,Chris gets annoyed when Catherine says no to a relationship (surprise, surprise,) where he basically insults the woman and blatant claims that he's entitled to her, right before whining about how depressed he is. He even goes on further to say that she should "appreciate the the hard work and effort I had put into US!!!", even though shortly before that he was abusing her friends and telling her what she can and can't do.<br />
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== Males ==<br />
Chris has harbored a deep hatred for males ever since his teenage years. This has spread into general distaste for masculine traits such as body hair and male breasts. Chris has shown dstaste for body hair. This is shown in Chris's [[nudes]] which show he has shaven all body hair including his pubes. he also has stated as shown in this [[04232010 - Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless|video]] a disgust for "topless men" and encourages men to wear muscle bras. Chris's hatred for men stems from his[[love quest] and the infinetly high boyfriend factor. He has stated that the only men he doesn't and consider "jerks" are him and his [[Bob Chandler|father]]<br />
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== See also ==<br />
[[Women's rights|Chris and sexism]]<br />
[[Chris and fashion]]<br />
[[Muscle bra]]<br />
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== refrences ==</div>
Skurvypete
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Chris_and_gender&diff=184770
Chris and gender
2015-04-06T01:55:01Z
<p>Skurvypete: /* Blatent Sexism */</p>
<hr />
<div><br />
== Chris and Gender ==<br />
This article is about chris's gender and his views on each gender. <br />
<br />
Chris is physically a male but [[Tomgirl Saga|currently]] identifies as female. Chris views of both physical genders are extremely twisted due to his personal experiences and due to his lack of knowledge with his little amount entirely based on television and other media.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
== Blatant Sexism ==<br />
Due to Chris's lack of information, he has gathered his entire knowledge of gender through media such as television and music. chris views females as hyper sexual, shopping, conversing with others for hours, and all wanting to be married and have children. This is most evident in his females characters in [[sonichu]], most prominently in [[Rosechu]] who's personality is solely that stated above. He also rarely shows Rosechus fighting but instead being passive sex objects for the sonichus. Chris's ideal relationships are also sexist. During the [[Ivy]] saga, Chris suggested having a MFF threesome but was horrified when suggested to have a MMF threesome. Chris also deems it acceptable for him to go to a strip club when stressed but amoral for a women to do the same. When approached about his sexism Chris becomes offended. Chris will state that he has never harmed a women (besides [[death threats]] of course).Chris believes that being sexist is solely decided on physical abuse. In recent years Chris's attitude towards women has slowly become more demanding and aggressive. In the [[Catherine E-mails]] leaked in 2014,Chris gets annoyed when Catherine says no to a relationship (surprise, surprise,) where he basically insults the woman and blatant claims that he's entitled to her, right before whining about how depressed he is. He even goes on further to say that she should "appreciate the the hard work and effort I had put into US!!!", even though shortly before that he was abusing her friends and telling her what she can and can't do.<br />
<br />
== Males ==<br />
Chris has harbored a deep hatred for males ever since his teenage years. This has spread into general distaste for masculine traits such as body hair and male breasts. Chris has shown dstaste for body hair. This is shown in Chris's [[nudes]] which show he has shaven all body hair including his pubes. he also has stated as shown in this [[04232010 - Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless|video]] a disgust for "topless men" and encourages men to wear muscle bras. Chris's hatred for men stems from his[[love quest] and the infinetly high boyfriend factor. He has stated that the only men he doesn't and consider "jerks" are him and his [[Bob Chandler|father]]</div>
Skurvypete
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Chris_and_gender&diff=184769
Chris and gender
2015-04-06T01:53:57Z
<p>Skurvypete: /* Blatent Sexism */</p>
<hr />
<div><br />
== Chris and Gender ==<br />
This article is about chris's gender and his views on each gender. <br />
<br />
Chris is physically a male but [[Tomgirl Saga|currently]] identifies as female. Chris views of both physical genders are extremely twisted due to his personal experiences and due to his lack of knowledge with his little amount entirely based on television and other media.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
== Blatent Sexism ==<br />
Due to Chris's lack of information, he has gathered his entire knowledge of gender through media such as television and music. chris views females as hyper sexual, shopping, conversing with others for hours, and all wanting to be married and have children. This is most evident in his females characters in [[sonichu]], most prominently in [[Rosechu]] who's personality is solely that stated above. He also rarely shows Rosechus fighting but instead being passive sex objects for the sonichus. Chris's ideal relationships are also sexist. During the [[Ivy]] saga, chris suggested having a MFF threesome but was horrified when suggested to have a MMF threesome. Chris also deems it aceptable for him to go to a strip club when stressed but amoral for a women to do the same. When approached about his sexism Chris becomes offended. Chris will state that he has never harmed a women (besides [[death threats]] of course).Chris believes that being sexist is solely decided on physical abuse. In recent years chris's attitude towards women has slowly become more demanding and aggresive. In the [[Catherine E-mails]] leaked in 2014,Chris gets annoyed when Catherine says no to a relationship (surprise, surprise,) where he basically insults the woman and blatant claims that he's entitled to her, right before whining about how depressed he is. He even goes on further to say that she should "appreciate the the hard work and effort I had put into US!!!", even though shortly before that he was abusing her friends and telling her what she can and can't do.<br />
<br />
== Males ==<br />
Chris has harbored a deep hatred for males ever since his teenage years. This has spread into general distaste for masculine traits such as body hair and male breasts. Chris has shown dstaste for body hair. This is shown in Chris's [[nudes]] which show he has shaven all body hair including his pubes. he also has stated as shown in this [[04232010 - Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless|video]] a disgust for "topless men" and encourages men to wear muscle bras. Chris's hatred for men stems from his[[love quest] and the infinetly high boyfriend factor. He has stated that the only men he doesn't and consider "jerks" are him and his [[Bob Chandler|father]]</div>
Skurvypete
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Chris_and_gender&diff=184768
Chris and gender
2015-04-06T01:52:59Z
<p>Skurvypete: /* Males */</p>
<hr />
<div><br />
== Chris and Gender ==<br />
This article is about chris's gender and his views on each gender. <br />
<br />
Chris is physically a male but [[Tomgirl Saga|currently]] identifies as female. Chris views of both physical genders are extremely twisted due to his personal experiences and due to his lack of knowledge with his little amount entirely based on television and other media.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
== Blatent Sexism ==<br />
Due to Chris's lack of information, he has gathered his entire knowledge of gender through media such as television and music. chris views females as hyper sexual, shopping, conversing with others for hours, and all wanting to be married and have children. This is most evident in his females characters in [[sonichu]], most prominently in [[Rosechu]] who's personality is solely that stated above. He also rarely shows Rosechus fighting but instead being passive sex objects for the sonichus. Chris's ideal relationships are also sexist. During the [[Ivy]] saga, chris suggested having a MFF threesome but was horrified when suggested to have a MMF threesome. Chris also deems it aceptable for him to go to a strip club when stressed but amoral for a women to do the same. When approached about his sexism Chris becomes offended. Chris will state that he has never harmed a women (besides [[death threats]] of course).Chris believes that being sexist is solely decided on physical abuse. In recent years chris's attitude towards women has slowly become more demanding and aggresive. In the [[Catherine Emails]] leaked in 2014,Chris gets annoyed when Catherine says no to a relationship (surprise, surprise,) where he basically insults the woman and blatant claims that he's entitled to her, right before whining about how depressed he is. He even goes on further to say that she should "appreciate the the hard work and effort I had put into US!!!", even though shortly before that he was abusing her friends and telling her what she can and can't do.<br />
<br />
<br />
== Males ==<br />
Chris has harbored a deep hatred for males ever since his teenage years. This has spread into general distaste for masculine traits such as body hair and male breasts. Chris has shown dstaste for body hair. This is shown in Chris's [[nudes]] which show he has shaven all body hair including his pubes. he also has stated as shown in this [[04232010 - Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless|video]] a disgust for "topless men" and encourages men to wear muscle bras. Chris's hatred for men stems from his[[love quest] and the infinetly high boyfriend factor. He has stated that the only men he doesn't and consider "jerks" are him and his [[Bob Chandler|father]]</div>
Skurvypete
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Chris_and_gender&diff=184767
Chris and gender
2015-04-06T01:52:10Z
<p>Skurvypete: </p>
<hr />
<div><br />
== Chris and Gender ==<br />
This article is about chris's gender and his views on each gender. <br />
<br />
Chris is physically a male but [[Tomgirl Saga|currently]] identifies as female. Chris views of both physical genders are extremely twisted due to his personal experiences and due to his lack of knowledge with his little amount entirely based on television and other media.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
== Blatent Sexism ==<br />
Due to Chris's lack of information, he has gathered his entire knowledge of gender through media such as television and music. chris views females as hyper sexual, shopping, conversing with others for hours, and all wanting to be married and have children. This is most evident in his females characters in [[sonichu]], most prominently in [[Rosechu]] who's personality is solely that stated above. He also rarely shows Rosechus fighting but instead being passive sex objects for the sonichus. Chris's ideal relationships are also sexist. During the [[Ivy]] saga, chris suggested having a MFF threesome but was horrified when suggested to have a MMF threesome. Chris also deems it aceptable for him to go to a strip club when stressed but amoral for a women to do the same. When approached about his sexism Chris becomes offended. Chris will state that he has never harmed a women (besides [[death threats]] of course).Chris believes that being sexist is solely decided on physical abuse. In recent years chris's attitude towards women has slowly become more demanding and aggresive. In the [[Catherine Emails]] leaked in 2014,Chris gets annoyed when Catherine says no to a relationship (surprise, surprise,) where he basically insults the woman and blatant claims that he's entitled to her, right before whining about how depressed he is. He even goes on further to say that she should "appreciate the the hard work and effort I had put into US!!!", even though shortly before that he was abusing her friends and telling her what she can and can't do.<br />
<br />
<br />
== Males ==<br />
Chris has harbored a deep hatred for males ever since his teenage years. This has spread into general distaste for masculine traits such as body hair and male breasts. Chris has shown dstaste for body hair. This is shown in Chris's [[nudes]] which show he has shaven all body hair including his pubes. he also has stated as shown in this [[04232010 - Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless|video]] a disgust for "topless men" and encourages men to wear muscle bras. Chris's hatred for men stems from his[[love quest] and the infinetly high boyfriend factor. He has stated that the only men he doesn't and consider "jerks" are him and his [[bob chandler|father]]</div>
Skurvypete
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Chris_and_gender&diff=184766
Chris and gender
2015-04-06T01:50:08Z
<p>Skurvypete: </p>
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<div><br />
== Chris and Gender ==<br />
This article is about chris's gender and his views on each gender. <br />
<br />
Chris is physically a male but [[Tomgirl Saga|currently]] identifies as female. Chris views of both physical genders are extremely twisted due to his personal experiences and due to his lack of knowledge with his little amount entirely based on television and other media.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
== Blatent Sexism ==<br />
Due to Chris's lack of information, he has gathered his entire knowledge of gender through media such as television and music. chris views females as hyper sexual, shopping, conversing with others for hours, and all wanting to be married and have children. This is most evident in his females characters in [[sonichu]], most prominently in [[Rosechu]] who's personality is solely that stated above. He also rarely shows Rosechus fighting but instead being passive sex objects for the sonichus. Chris's ideal relationships are also sexist. During the [[Ivy]] saga, chris suggested having a MFF threesome but was horrified when suggested to have a MMF threesome. Chris also deems it aceptable for him to go to a strip club when stressed but amoral for a women to do the same. When approached about his sexism Chris becomes offended. Chris will state that he has never harmed a women (besides [[death threats]] of course).Chris believes that being sexist is solely decided on physical abuse. In recent years chris's attitude towards women has slowly become more demanding and aggresive. In the [[Catherine Emails]] leaked in 2014,Chris gets annoyed when Catherine says no to a relationship (surprise, surprise,) where he basically insults the woman and blatant claims that he's entitled to her, right before whining about how depressed he is. He even goes on further to say that she should "appreciate the the hard work and effort I had put into US!!!", even though shortly before that he was abusing her friends and telling her what she can and can't do.<br />
<br />
<br />
== Males ==<br />
Chris has harbored a deep hatred for males ever since his teenage years. This has spread into general distaste for masculine traits such as body hair and pecs. Chris has shown dstaste for body hair. This is shown in Chris's [[nudes]] which show he has shaven all body hair including his pubes. he also has stated as shown in this [[04232010 - Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless|video]] a disgust for "topless men" and encourages men to wear muscle bras. Chris's hatred for men stems from his[[love quest] and the infinetly high boyfriend factor. He has stated that the only men he doesn't and consider "jerks" are him and his [[bob chandler|father]]</div>
Skurvypete
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Chris_and_gender&diff=184765
Chris and gender
2015-04-06T01:49:51Z
<p>Skurvypete: </p>
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<div><br />
== Chris and Gender ==<br />
This article is about chris's gender and his views on each gender. [[File:TG9.jpg|Thumb|Chris as beautiful as ever.]]<br />
<br />
Chris is physically a male but [[Tomgirl Saga|currently]] identifies as female. Chris views of both physical genders are extremely twisted due to his personal experiences and due to his lack of knowledge with his little amount entirely based on television and other media.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
== Blatent Sexism ==<br />
Due to Chris's lack of information, he has gathered his entire knowledge of gender through media such as television and music. chris views females as hyper sexual, shopping, conversing with others for hours, and all wanting to be married and have children. This is most evident in his females characters in [[sonichu]], most prominently in [[Rosechu]] who's personality is solely that stated above. He also rarely shows Rosechus fighting but instead being passive sex objects for the sonichus. Chris's ideal relationships are also sexist. During the [[Ivy]] saga, chris suggested having a MFF threesome but was horrified when suggested to have a MMF threesome. Chris also deems it aceptable for him to go to a strip club when stressed but amoral for a women to do the same. When approached about his sexism Chris becomes offended. Chris will state that he has never harmed a women (besides [[death threats]] of course).Chris believes that being sexist is solely decided on physical abuse. In recent years chris's attitude towards women has slowly become more demanding and aggresive. In the [[Catherine Emails]] leaked in 2014,Chris gets annoyed when Catherine says no to a relationship (surprise, surprise,) where he basically insults the woman and blatant claims that he's entitled to her, right before whining about how depressed he is. He even goes on further to say that she should "appreciate the the hard work and effort I had put into US!!!", even though shortly before that he was abusing her friends and telling her what she can and can't do.<br />
<br />
<br />
== Males ==<br />
Chris has harbored a deep hatred for males ever since his teenage years. This has spread into general distaste for masculine traits such as body hair and pecs. Chris has shown dstaste for body hair. This is shown in Chris's [[nudes]] which show he has shaven all body hair including his pubes. he also has stated as shown in this [[04232010 - Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless|video]] a disgust for "topless men" and encourages men to wear muscle bras. Chris's hatred for men stems from his[[love quest] and the infinetly high boyfriend factor. He has stated that the only men he doesn't and consider "jerks" are him and his [[bob chandler|father]]</div>
Skurvypete
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Chris_and_gender&diff=184764
Chris and gender
2015-04-06T01:48:57Z
<p>Skurvypete: added this article which i believe will help people out.</p>
<hr />
<div><br />
== Chris and Gender ==<br />
This article is about chris's gender and his views on each gender.<br />
<br />
Chris is physically a male but [[Tomgirl Saga|currently]] identifies as female. Chris views of both physical genders are extremely twisted due to his personal experiences and due to his lack of knowledge with his little amount entirely based on television and other media.<br />
[[File:TG9.jpg|Thumb|Chris as beautiful as ever.]]<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
== Blatent Sexism ==<br />
Due to Chris's lack of information, he has gathered his entire knowledge of gender through media such as television and music. chris views females as hyper sexual, shopping, conversing with others for hours, and all wanting to be married and have children. This is most evident in his females characters in [[sonichu]], most prominently in [[Rosechu]] who's personality is solely that stated above. He also rarely shows Rosechus fighting but instead being passive sex objects for the sonichus. Chris's ideal relationships are also sexist. During the [[Ivy]] saga, chris suggested having a MFF threesome but was horrified when suggested to have a MMF threesome. Chris also deems it aceptable for him to go to a strip club when stressed but amoral for a women to do the same. When approached about his sexism Chris becomes offended. Chris will state that he has never harmed a women (besides [[death threats]] of course).Chris believes that being sexist is solely decided on physical abuse. In recent years chris's attitude towards women has slowly become more demanding and aggresive. In the [[Catherine Emails]] leaked in 2014,Chris gets annoyed when Catherine says no to a relationship (surprise, surprise,) where he basically insults the woman and blatant claims that he's entitled to her, right before whining about how depressed he is. He even goes on further to say that she should "appreciate the the hard work and effort I had put into US!!!", even though shortly before that he was abusing her friends and telling her what she can and can't do.<br />
<br />
<br />
== Males ==<br />
Chris has harbored a deep hatred for males ever since his teenage years. This has spread into general distaste for masculine traits such as body hair and pecs. Chris has shown dstaste for body hair. This is shown in Chris's [[nudes]] which show he has shaven all body hair including his pubes. he also has stated as shown in this [[04232010 - Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless|video]] a disgust for "topless men" and encourages men to wear muscle bras. Chris's hatred for men stems from his[[love quest] and the infinetly high boyfriend factor. He has stated that the only men he doesn't and consider "jerks" are him and his [[bob chandler|father]]</div>
Skurvypete
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Mass_debating&diff=184762
Mass debating
2015-04-05T21:26:19Z
<p>Skurvypete: </p>
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<div>[[Image:faptotheextreme.jpg|thumb|right||TO THE EXTREME!]]<br />
{{Honest}}<br />
{{Quote|I've actually done it to myself so many times, even with a hunk of- even with [[Kimmi|an inflatable plastic woman]] ''[...]'' I've done it so much, it's like, you know, I can't even feel that much of a rush from it, doing it to myself like that ''[...]'' It's like, you know, my body got used to it|Chris to [[Kacey]]<ref>[[Kacey Call 7]]</ref>}}<br />
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'''Mass debating''' is the way Chris pronounces "masturbating".<br />
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==Discovery==<br />
[[Image:ILikeToPlayGamesToo.jpg|thumb|[[Family Guy|That turn you on?]] Now, imagine Chris fapping.]]<br />
<br />
Based on a PSN chat with [[PandaHalo]] and [[Chris_Chat_27_December_2008#Transcript|an IRC chat]], Chris did not discover masturbation until the age of sixteen:<br />
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{{quote|actually figured it out for myself, in my room one night after having unlocked the parental lock; I found the pool scene in "I Like to Play Games Too", and I just figured it out for myself.}}<br />
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When he first started mass debating, he did so by lying face down on his bed and rubbing his [[duck]] with a washcloth.<ref name="BlueSpike PSN Chat 3">[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3|BlueSpike PSN Chat III]]</ref> In early 2009 he would sit on the bathroom washbasin during the act.<ref name="BlueSpike PSN Chat 3"/> In [[Ivy Q&A#Comics|Ivy's Q&A]] it was mentioned that Chris has used his pillow, folded in half, as a masturbation tool.<br />
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He has informed his [[Barbara Chandler|mother]] of his "mass debating" habit.<ref name="BlueSpike PSN Chat 3"/><br />
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==Frequency==<br />
{{quote|And to keep myself from flying crazily off the handle at a random time, I keep my hormones in check at least twice a week by myself.|Chris, using mass debating.<ref>[https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Chris-chan/Megan_Saga Chris's MySpace blog, via ED.]</ref>}} <br />
<br />
While it is assumed by many that Chris has an voracious sex drive and spends his days whacking it, the truth is quite different. Rather, Chris has admitted to whacking off at least twice per week (based on chats{{cite}}, it seems that he limits it to twice). Possible factors for this include the fact that he has a bent [[duck]] which would most likely make masturbation painful, and he probably struggles to get/maintain an erection owing to his obesity and general poor health. The sex audio with [[Julie]] seems to indicate that it takes Chris around twenty minutes to orgasm, which means that masturbation for Chris must be physically exhausting.Chris also believes that he has a limited sperm count which may have him limit his sexual activity. Also, Chris was at one point prescribed the antidepressant paroxetine (Paxil), which (from what was heard from him) caused some sort of sexual side effect, perhaps slowing down his ability to orgasm.<ref>[[Chris and psychology]]</ref><br />
<br />
Chris also told [[Kacey]] that he has masturbated so much that it no longer brings him much pleasure. However, this was a misguided ploy for pity sex.<ref>[[Kacey Call 7]]</ref><br />
<br />
==See also==<br />
*[[Chris and sex]]<br />
*[[Chris Sex Videos]]<br />
*[[Bob Walks In]]<br />
*[[Semen]]<br />
*[[Masturbating and squirtin']]<br />
*[[CWC Cums for a Cat]]<br />
<br />
==Sources==<br />
<references/><br />
<br />
{{CWC-isms}}<br />
{{Love quest}}<br />
[[category:CWC-isms]]</div>
Skurvypete
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Mass_debating&diff=184761
Mass debating
2015-04-05T21:25:23Z
<p>Skurvypete: added more explanation</p>
<hr />
<div>[[Image:faptotheextreme.jpg|thumb|right||TO THE EXTREME!]]<br />
{{Honest}}<br />
{{Quote|I've actually done it to myself so many times, even with a hunk of- even with [[Kimmi|an inflatable plastic woman]] ''[...]'' I've done it so much, it's like, you know, I can't even feel that much of a rush from it, doing it to myself like that ''[...]'' It's like, you know, my body got used to it|Chris to [[Kacey]]<ref>[[Kacey Call 7]]</ref>}}<br />
<br />
'''Mass debating''' is the way Chris pronounces "masturbating".<br />
<br />
==Discovery==<br />
[[Image:ILikeToPlayGamesToo.jpg|thumb|[[Family Guy|That turn you on?]] Now, imagine Chris fapping.]]<br />
<br />
Based on a PSN chat with [[PandaHalo]] and [[Chris_Chat_27_December_2008#Transcript|an IRC chat]], Chris did not discover masturbation until the age of sixteen:<br />
<br />
{{quote|actually figured it out for myself, in my room one night after having unlocked the parental lock; I found the pool scene in "I Like to Play Games Too", and I just figured it out for myself.}}<br />
<br />
When he first started mass debating, he did so by lying face down on his bed and rubbing his [[duck]] with a washcloth.<ref name="BlueSpike PSN Chat 3">[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3|BlueSpike PSN Chat III]]</ref> In early 2009 he would sit on the bathroom washbasin during the act.<ref name="BlueSpike PSN Chat 3"/> In [[Ivy Q&A#Comics|Ivy's Q&A]] it was mentioned that Chris has used his pillow, folded in half, as a masturbation tool.<br />
<br />
He has informed his [[Barbara Chandler|mother]] of his "mass debating" habit.<ref name="BlueSpike PSN Chat 3"/><br />
<br />
==Frequency==<br />
{{quote|And to keep myself from flying crazily off the handle at a random time, I keep my hormones in check at least twice a week by myself.|Chris, using mass debating.<ref>[https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Chris-chan/Megan_Saga Chris's MySpace blog, via ED.]</ref>}} <br />
<br />
While it is assumed by many that Chris has an voracious sex drive and spends his days whacking it, the truth is quite different. Rather, Chris has admitted to whacking off at least twice per week (based on chats{{cite}}, it seems that he limits it to twice). Possible factors for this include the fact that he has a bent [[duck]] which would most likely make masturbation painful, and he probably struggles to get/maintain an erection owing to his obesity and general poor health. The sex audio with [[Julie]] seems to indicate that it takes Chris around twenty minutes to orgasm, which means that masturbation for Chris must be physically exhausting.Chris also believes that he has a limited sperm count which may have him limit his sexual acrivity. Also, Chris was at one point prescribed the antidepressant paroxetine (Paxil), which (from what was heard from him) caused some sort of sexual side effect, perhaps slowing down his ability to orgasm.<ref>[[Chris and psychology]]</ref><br />
<br />
Chris also told [[Kacey]] that he has masturbated so much that it no longer brings him much pleasure. However, this was a misguided ploy for pity sex.<ref>[[Kacey Call 7]]</ref><br />
<br />
==See also==<br />
*[[Chris and sex]]<br />
*[[Chris Sex Videos]]<br />
*[[Bob Walks In]]<br />
*[[Semen]]<br />
*[[Masturbating and squirtin']]<br />
*[[CWC Cums for a Cat]]<br />
<br />
==Sources==<br />
<references/><br />
<br />
{{CWC-isms}}<br />
{{Love quest}}<br />
[[category:CWC-isms]]</div>
Skurvypete
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Asperchu&diff=184692
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[[File:Alec Benson Leary.jpg|thumbnail|right|Alec Benson Leary, in the flesh.]]<br />
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:''This article discusses the award-winning comic series '''''Asperchu''''' and its relationship with Chris. For information about the ''Asperchu'' series itself, please see [[Asperchu/Background]].''<br />
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'''''Asperchu''''' is a multiple award-winning comic series created by Alec Benson Leary of [[Wikipedia:Eden Prairie, Minnesota|Eden Prairie, Minnesota]].<ref>[[Mailbag 19#A very Asperchu Christmas]]</ref> His [[Chris and art|deft artwork]], [[Chris and writing|gripping stories, and excellent characterization]] has resulted in the series gaining hundreds of fans in the few short months since its inception. Many of these fans were discontented followers of the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comics]], who were turned off by the comics becoming exponentially more disturbing.<br />
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==Similarities to Chris==<br />
[[Image:Asperchu-and-sonichu-meet.jpg|thumb|left|The first drawing Alec sent Chris.]]<br />
[[File:Vote sonichu for DA.jpg|thumb|[[Sonichu]] for DA.]]<br />
While Alec has stated that Asperchu is not a parody of [[Chris]],<ref>[[Mailbag 32]]</ref> there are many similarities between the two. Both of them are [[Obesity|overweight]], [[Pedo-Glasses|bespectacled]], [[naïve]] individuals who find themselves somewhat out of place in the world. They both address the masses through [[List of videos|YouTube videos]], and both are preoccupied with finding a [[boyfriend-free girl]] to make into a [[sweetheart]].<br />
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These similarities between the two characters has resulted in no shortage of [[Chris and anger|rage]] from Chris. He seems to feel that the only reason Asperchu exists is to poke fun at him. He also takes serious offense at the idea of a [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] who suffers from [[Asperger's]], for [[Chris and his Ego|some reason]].<br />
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==Chris on Asperchu==<br />
{{quote|''Die'', you son of a bitch! Alec... '''Die'''.|[[Chris]]<ref>[[Down With Asperchu]]</ref>}}<br />
[[Image:Aspergchulove.jpg|thumb|The second drawing Alec sent Chris.]]<br />
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It's no secret that Chris hates Asperger's syndrome (and presumably everybody that suffers from it), due to some illusory sense of competition between Asperger's and other disorders on the [[autism]] spectrum. The knowledge that someone had created a series about an [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] who suffered from the affliction did not sit well with him. He became even angrier when the creator of the series himself started sending him e-mails.<br />
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The first recorded communication we have between Alec and Chris implies that Alec had been in contact with him multiple times outside of the public view and that Chris had responded to these communications negatively.<ref>[[Mailbag 10#Meet Asperchu]]</ref> Chris didn't respond any better on his public mailbag, claiming that Alec was jealous of him and inexplicably alleging that the included fan art of Asperchu and Sonichu implied [[homos]]exuality. <br />
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Upset that Chris would jump to such conclusions, Alec sent him another letter, depicting Sonichu and Asperchu having good, masculine, straight fun.<ref>[[Mailbag 17#Sonichu loves Asperchu no homo]]</ref> This letter was even more poorly received.<br />
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Undaunted, Alec continued to send letters to Chris's mailbag, thinking that perhaps the man he respected so much really just misunderstood him. A few of these letters were [[Mailbag 19#A very Asperchu Christmas|ignored]], some were [[Mailbag 28#Hey kids, it's Asperchu!|coldly dismissed]], but Chris's most [[Mailbag 31#Asperchu is the shit|notable]] [[Mailbag 32#Parodies|responses]] were explosive outbursts of [[Chris and anger|anger]] and hatred. Eventually, Chris began [[Mailbag 35#No comment|refusing to respond]] to Alec's correspondence, or [[Mailbag 34#Asperpedia!|deleting his messages outright]].<br />
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In ''Asperchu'' Issue C, Chris made an appearance asking for help from the characters to save Asperchu. Later, he and [[Liquid Chris|CChanSonichuCWC]] met up with each other, leading to a standoff where Chris tried to shoot him. Chris [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|responded]] to the comic, mentioning that he was set on fire in the comic. He didn't seem to notice that he was also called by the name [[Ian Brandon Anderson]], nor did he notice the appearance of Liquid Chris.<br />
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Since the ''Asperchu'' saga started really taking off, Chris's schedule for [[Sonichu (comic)|his own comic]] has [[stress|dropped drastically]].<br />
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Beyond this, Chris made clear that he also hates the comic because of its "uncensored pictures" and "low resolution and blocky art". Here, we see Chris's [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocrisy]] in action. The "uncensored pictures" he's all up in arms over are just minor posters hung up mostly in Asperchu's room and even so, they are mostly hidden away by the character's heads. Chris's "uncensored pictures" are done by the main characters in full view, despite the fact that ''Sonichu'' is supposed to be a "kids' comic". Chris probably took the terms "blocky" and "low-resolution" from the ''[[Family Guy]]'' episode [[Wikipedia:Road to the Multiverse|Road to the Multiverse]]. Of course, compared to Chris's [[Chris and art|art]], it's the fucking ''Mona Lisa''. It also helps that Alec is humble and doesn't try to act like his artwork is amazing and worthy of being hung in a museum.<br />
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==Asperpedia==<br />
[[Image:Haitihelp.JPG|thumb|Clearly, Asperchu is pure evil.]]<br />
After finishing the first three issues of his comic, Alec Benson Leary set up his own Mediawiki website where one could read all existing comics, as well as a number of articles about the world of ''Asperchu'', and read fan mail answered by Mr. Leary. Soon afterward, portals were added to the site for other notable comics, such as [[Evan]]'s [[Evan#Simonchu|''Simonchu'']], {{anchor|Sean}} and ''Sonichu is Dead'' creator Sean August Watley's latest project, ''Moon-Pals''. In [[February 2010]], more comics were added, including Alec's ''Sonichu Revolution'', Sean's ''Sonichu is Dead'' and ''Sonichu is Gay'', and Isabel Monday's ''Capering Berries''.<br />
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[[Jack Thaddeus]], recognizing the incredible profit potential of ''Asperchu'', immediately began advertising the new website on the [[CWCipedia]]. Chris responded to these new ads, and his newfound knowledge of Alec's website with a series of increasingly disturbing videos<ref>[[Down with Asperchu]], [[12 January 2010]], [[14 January 2010]], [[15 January 2010]], [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L]]</ref> where he made his opinions on the matter quite clear.<br />
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Alec, being a gentle soul, has not directly responded to any of Chris's offensive videos. When [[Down with Asperchu#Alec's response to the video|asked by a concerned fan]], he outlined his planned course of action as one of peace, citing his personal hero, [[Wikipedia:Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi|Mahatma Gandhi]]. His webmaster, Mao "Bamboo" Ling has opted for a more direct approach, speaking to Chris directly in two short [[YouTube]] videos.<br />
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The large banner ad for Asperpedia was replaced by a link to information on the U.S. Government's efforts to help the victims of [[Wikipedia:2010 Haiti earthquake|the earthquake in Haiti]], because Alec cares about the plight of his fellow men.<br />
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Due to the growing popularity of ''Asperchu'' over ''Sonichu'', the site later set up a fan portal where aspiring writers can make their own ''Sonichu'' fanfictions. Various pre-existing titles, including ''Sonichu: The Animated Series'', are also hosted in the fan section. There is even a parody version of [[CWCipedia]] set up by Mao, where totally fictitious articles on ''Sonichu''-related things are made, including photoshopped images of the original comic.<br />
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Eventually on May 27, 2010, Mao took complete control of CWCipedia, after which Alec and [[Vivian Gee]] started uploading ''Sonichu'' Season 2. The CWCipedia was then permanently deleted for Mao to gain the upper hand after noting to the Comic Fury staff that, without ''Sonichu'' and Chris to bargain for a lower price, they must be forced to sign with him. The rights to the Asperpedia was then sold for $150,000.<br />
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The Asperpedia was eventually shut down, however, according to Alec Benson Leary, "It was run by a spazlord who took it down randomly in a fidgety fit one day. I didn't care to fight for it."<br />
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===The 19 January Demands===<br />
On 19 January 2010, Chris uploaded twelve new pages of [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], which are centered mostly around Asperchu and the Asperpedia. [[Chris and his Ego|Ever the heroic savior]], Chris pictures himself, along with [[Ultra Sonichu]], destroying the slanderous Asperpedia and saving Alec's characters from their [[Asperger syndrome|terrible affliction]], with Asperchu himself getting an "EXTREME ELECTRIC MAKEOVER" and becoming "[[Mitch Sonichu]]".<br />
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Not content with this, Chris then issued an ultimatum to Alec through a blog post:<br />
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{{Quote|Although within Alec's Hands, Asperchu IS a horrific joke, not only because of the uncensored nudity, wrongful character usage and all that, but also because the whole thing is drawn in a c***py Blocky and Low Resolution way.<br />
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I still have NO association with Alec Benson Leary OR HIS Asperchu character Whatsoever, but I will forgive Alec for his error if he FOLLOWS from my new plot and Extreme Electric Makeover as a template. He is no longer "Asperchu", just call him [[Mitch Sonichu]].|Chris's featured quote on January 19, 2010.}}<br />
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Alec didn't listen to Chris's demands, instead keeping everyone there and just introducing Mitch Sonichu as simply "Mitch Chu", who appears to be a [[Homos|gay stylist]], as well as Whisp Sonichu as the character Whispy Sonichu, Punchy's [[slow-in-the-mind]] cousin.<br />
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==Apologies==<br />
In [[Apologies to Alec and Evan|a 1 February 2010 video]], Chris finally admitted that Asperchu was not a [[parody]] of himself or his original creation, Sonichu, and was instead a completely original character. He also apologized for spreading lies about Alec, such as suggesting that he [[Mailbag 50|only responded to fan mail that puts him in a positive light]], and for the constant [[death threats]] against him. He also apologized for trying to commandeer [[Evan]]'s [[Simonchu]] character (though he tactfully avoided mentioning his blatant ripoff, [[Simonla]]).<br />
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However, Chris's real motivations quickly become obvious as he proceeded to beg Alec and Evan to help him take down the [[CWCipedia#CWCipedia Advertisements|CWCipedia ads]], which had become increasingly homoerotic and insulting to Chris.<br />
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A few days later, Chris made [[I am Alive|another video]] fully apologizing for his threats towards the four, deciding to give up Simonla and delivering a half-assed Forgiveness Blessing to Mao, in the hope of finally removing the ads (which also included a [[parody]] of [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] involving him and [[Snorlax|his mom]] and an obituary for Chris).<br />
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On 25 [[February 2010]], Chris released the last pages of [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], in which he did kill off [[Simonla]]... but turned around and ''brutally executed'' the "Asperpedia Four." <br />
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[[Book10Replacement|A revised version]], inspired by Chris's [[sweetheart]] [[Jackie]], replaced the death sentences with a lifetime placement among the Amish. Jackie insisted on a parade in honor of Alec and Asperchu<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 19]]</ref><ref>[[Jackie E-mails 20]]</ref><ref>[[Lars Call]]</ref> but Chris did not honor his promise.<br />
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==Phone calls==<br />
{{main|Alec Benson Leary calls}}<br />
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{{quote|Encourage the fans that were originally my fans to come back to me.|Chris}}<br />
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On 9 [[February 2010]], [[Mao]] sent [[Evan]] and [[Sean]] a series of seven phone conversations between Alec Benson Leary and Chris. While these conversations were meant to stay between the [[Asperpedia]] staff, they were eventually leaked by Mao for the world to hear. An [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8|eighth]] and [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9|ninth]] phone call between Chris and Alec followed on 18 February and 25 February, respectively.<br />
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==Trial and execution of Asperpedia staff==<br />
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{{Quote|We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore.|Chris, [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]}}<br />
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Despite Alec attempting to help Chris out several times during the phone calls, Chris would involve Alec, along with Mao, Sean and Evan, in the penultimate pages of [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]. They are portrayed as stupid, murderous characters, who are tried by [[CWCville]]'s court for the murder of [[Simonla Rosechu]], as well as the theft and mockery of several citizens of CWCville. After a rather one-sided trial (in CWCville's favor, of course), Alec and co. are sentenced to death, Alec specifically in a "ten-button Electric chair". He is electrocuted to death by various characters that were "misrepresented" in ''Asperchu'', including Sonichu, who states that he is [[Homos|"not gay"]] as he jointly ends Alec's life. Chris himself also joins in on the fun, and ironically, and also hypocritically, states that Alec is a "d*** lunatic," after which he helps fry him to a crisp, before proceeding to slowly twist Mao's limbs backwards until they snap using telekinesis, followed shortly after by crushing his heart. Evan is horribly mutilated by [[Sandy Rosechu]] whilst chained to a wall, and Sean is used as target practice by [[Bill the Scientist]], [[Kel]] and [[Allison]].<br />
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During this brutality, Chris also [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Calls|apologized]] for some of his own wrongdoings towards the Asperchu Four, as well as his fans.<br />
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==''Sonichu Revolution''==<br />
When the CWCipedia was taken down during the [[Simonchu]] dispute, it appeared Chris was not going to budge and would [[9_February_2010|possibly set up shop elsewhere]]. Considering Chris's laziness, how long that would take was anyone's guess. The possibility that no new comics would appear for days, weeks, or even months was likely, and this didn't take into account how often Chris's new digs would get hacked. Fortunately Alec, being the nice guy that he is, decided ''Sonichu'' fans should not be deprived of the promised reboot. He took it upon himself to not only deliver fans new pages through Chris's site, but to also take care of the looming copyright issues that Chris had been unwilling to tackle. All while still uploading new ''Asperchu'' comics. <br />
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Chris, of course, took this in entirely the wrong way. In the [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8|eighth phone call]], he accused Alec of stealing his work and attempting to impersonate him. Also, while he expressed offense at the violence of some of the ''Sonichu Revolution'' strips, he showed no signs of grasping the way Alec's comic mocks the unoriginality, moral hypocrisy, sexual degeneracy, and generally warped outlook of Chris's original ''Sonichu'' stories.<br />
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===''Sonichu Revolution'' Gallery===<br />
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==CWCipedia advertisements==<br />
[[File:Asperchuissue5ad.jpg|thumb|200px|The ad in question.]]<br />
Shortly after 110mb returned from what may have been its billionth outage, a large ''Asperchu'' ad appeared at the top of every article, depicting [[Sonichu]] shooting Chris in the calves ([[Sonichu Special 4|sound familiar?]]) while calling him a "[[Honest Content|fat little son of a bitch]]". Chris claimed that he won't let the ad get to him, but as anyone who has heard a lulzcow claim this before knows, this implies that he could possibly be one good push away from an explosion. Either that, or he failed to grasp this ad like the [[ShecameforCWC.jpg]] ad parody. <br />
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[[Jackie e-mails|Jackie]] came across this ad and, thinking it was one of the ''Sonichu'' comics, thought it was, as advertised, fucking awesome. Chris explained to her it was really a troll advertisement, which eventually lead to him showing her [[CWCki]] and her finding out what a lazy monster he is, ending the online correspondence. So even if it failed to provoke a response from Chris, it managed to perform some small service in [[The Miscreants|the larger scheme of things]].<br />
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[[File:AsperchuMarkDeux.jpg|thumb|left|200px|The (other) ad in question.]]<br />
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Eventually, the ad was taken down, although it was quickly replaced with another, smaller one featuring a callback to the scene of [[Evan]]'s cold-blooded torture from [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]. Chris has yet to respond to this, most likely because he's too busy [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|bitching about not being unbanned from The GAMe PLACe]].<br />
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[[File:Sonichu0.jpg|thumb|200px|The (final) ad in question.]]<br />
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Yet another ad was put up a few days later, depicting Chris' final death. It was taken down relatively quickly and replaced with an Autism Awareness Month ad (featuring a mention of the hated [[Asperger's syndrome]], no less), so it isn't unreasonable to believe Chris may have missed this one entirely.<br />
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==Calling Out==<br />
After attempting to ignore Alec for well over a year and a half, Chris suddenly turned around, revealing possible dox on Alec, revealing him to be a "Christopher", proclaims that he's a [[South Park|"fatty-fat-fat"]], makes donations to [[The GAMe PLACe]], and that he doesn't have Aspergers. Like [[Surfshack Tito]] and [[Thorg]], he demands reparations - namely that he make a video apologizing for [[Chris and copyright|infringing on his Sonichu "copyright"]] then demands he [[Chris and hypocrisy|leave the Internet]].<br />
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On 30 August, the day before Alec's deadline, [[Christopher Paul Whitney reveal|Chris revealed]] the true identity of Alec as 36-year old "Christopher Paul Whitney", of San Antonio, Texas. Shockingly, the true identity of Alec was shown to be [[YouTube]] sensation "Fatman". Alec/Fatman replied on 14 [[January 2012]], calling Chris a [[Slow-in-the-minds|"dumb ass"]] and claiming not to be Alec, possibly out of fear of further reprisals from Chris. <br />
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Comparing Alec/Fatman's voice to the voice in the [[Alec Benson Leary calls|alec calls]] shows that they're voices have no similarities at all.This shows that chris most likely got bad information (as usual), but being [[Naive]] still believed it. Though this could also be accredited to his [[Autism]] where Lack of voice recognition is a common symptom.<br />
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==References==<br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[Asperchu/Background]]: More about the comic itself.<br />
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==External links==<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/user/Asperchu Asperpedia's YouTube channel]<br />
* [http://asperchu.thecomicseries.com/archive/ Asperchu on ComicFury]<br />
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[[File:Alec Benson Leary.jpg|thumbnail|right|Alec Benson Leary, in the flesh.]]<br />
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:''This article discusses the award-winning comic series '''''Asperchu''''' and its relationship with Chris. For information about the ''Asperchu'' series itself, please see [[Asperchu/Background]].''<br />
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'''''Asperchu''''' is a multiple award-winning comic series created by Alec Benson Leary of [[Wikipedia:Eden Prairie, Minnesota|Eden Prairie, Minnesota]].<ref>[[Mailbag 19#A very Asperchu Christmas]]</ref> His [[Chris and art|deft artwork]], [[Chris and writing|gripping stories, and excellent characterization]] has resulted in the series gaining hundreds of fans in the few short months since its inception. Many of these fans were discontented followers of the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comics]], who were turned off by the comics becoming exponentially more disturbing.<br />
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==Similarities to Chris==<br />
[[Image:Asperchu-and-sonichu-meet.jpg|thumb|left|The first drawing Alec sent Chris.]]<br />
[[File:Vote sonichu for DA.jpg|thumb|[[Sonichu]] for DA.]]<br />
While Alec has stated that Asperchu is not a parody of [[Chris]],<ref>[[Mailbag 32]]</ref> there are many similarities between the two. Both of them are [[Obesity|overweight]], [[Pedo-Glasses|bespectacled]], [[naïve]] individuals who find themselves somewhat out of place in the world. They both address the masses through [[List of videos|YouTube videos]], and both are preoccupied with finding a [[boyfriend-free girl]] to make into a [[sweetheart]].<br />
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These similarities between the two characters has resulted in no shortage of [[Chris and anger|rage]] from Chris. He seems to feel that the only reason Asperchu exists is to poke fun at him. He also takes serious offense at the idea of a [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] who suffers from [[Asperger's]], for [[Chris and his Ego|some reason]].<br />
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==Chris on Asperchu==<br />
{{quote|''Die'', you son of a bitch! Alec... '''Die'''.|[[Chris]]<ref>[[Down With Asperchu]]</ref>}}<br />
[[Image:Aspergchulove.jpg|thumb|The second drawing Alec sent Chris.]]<br />
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It's no secret that Chris hates Asperger's syndrome (and presumably everybody that suffers from it), due to some illusory sense of competition between Asperger's and other disorders on the [[autism]] spectrum. The knowledge that someone had created a series about an [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] who suffered from the affliction did not sit well with him. He became even angrier when the creator of the series himself started sending him e-mails.<br />
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The first recorded communication we have between Alec and Chris implies that Alec had been in contact with him multiple times outside of the public view and that Chris had responded to these communications negatively.<ref>[[Mailbag 10#Meet Asperchu]]</ref> Chris didn't respond any better on his public mailbag, claiming that Alec was jealous of him and inexplicably alleging that the included fan art of Asperchu and Sonichu implied [[homos]]exuality. <br />
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Upset that Chris would jump to such conclusions, Alec sent him another letter, depicting Sonichu and Asperchu having good, masculine, straight fun.<ref>[[Mailbag 17#Sonichu loves Asperchu no homo]]</ref> This letter was even more poorly received.<br />
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Undaunted, Alec continued to send letters to Chris's mailbag, thinking that perhaps the man he respected so much really just misunderstood him. A few of these letters were [[Mailbag 19#A very Asperchu Christmas|ignored]], some were [[Mailbag 28#Hey kids, it's Asperchu!|coldly dismissed]], but Chris's most [[Mailbag 31#Asperchu is the shit|notable]] [[Mailbag 32#Parodies|responses]] were explosive outbursts of [[Chris and anger|anger]] and hatred. Eventually, Chris began [[Mailbag 35#No comment|refusing to respond]] to Alec's correspondence, or [[Mailbag 34#Asperpedia!|deleting his messages outright]].<br />
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In ''Asperchu'' Issue C, Chris made an appearance asking for help from the characters to save Asperchu. Later, he and [[Liquid Chris|CChanSonichuCWC]] met up with each other, leading to a standoff where Chris tried to shoot him. Chris [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|responded]] to the comic, mentioning that he was set on fire in the comic. He didn't seem to notice that he was also called by the name [[Ian Brandon Anderson]], nor did he notice the appearance of Liquid Chris.<br />
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Since the ''Asperchu'' saga started really taking off, Chris's schedule for [[Sonichu (comic)|his own comic]] has [[stress|dropped drastically]].<br />
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Beyond this, Chris made clear that he also hates the comic because of its "uncensored pictures" and "low resolution and blocky art". Here, we see Chris's [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocrisy]] in action. The "uncensored pictures" he's all up in arms over are just minor posters hung up mostly in Asperchu's room and even so, they are mostly hidden away by the character's heads. Chris's "uncensored pictures" are done by the main characters in full view, despite the fact that ''Sonichu'' is supposed to be a "kids' comic". Chris probably took the terms "blocky" and "low-resolution" from the ''[[Family Guy]]'' episode [[Wikipedia:Road to the Multiverse|Road to the Multiverse]]. Of course, compared to Chris's [[Chris and art|art]], it's the fucking ''Mona Lisa''. It also helps that Alec is humble and doesn't try to act like his artwork is amazing and worthy of being hung in a museum.<br />
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==Asperpedia==<br />
[[Image:Haitihelp.JPG|thumb|Clearly, Asperchu is pure evil.]]<br />
After finishing the first three issues of his comic, Alec Benson Leary set up his own Mediawiki website where one could read all existing comics, as well as a number of articles about the world of ''Asperchu'', and read fan mail answered by Mr. Leary. Soon afterward, portals were added to the site for other notable comics, such as [[Evan]]'s [[Evan#Simonchu|''Simonchu'']], {{anchor|Sean}} and ''Sonichu is Dead'' creator Sean August Watley's latest project, ''Moon-Pals''. In [[February 2010]], more comics were added, including Alec's ''Sonichu Revolution'', Sean's ''Sonichu is Dead'' and ''Sonichu is Gay'', and Isabel Monday's ''Capering Berries''.<br />
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[[Jack Thaddeus]], recognizing the incredible profit potential of ''Asperchu'', immediately began advertising the new website on the [[CWCipedia]]. Chris responded to these new ads, and his newfound knowledge of Alec's website with a series of increasingly disturbing videos<ref>[[Down with Asperchu]], [[12 January 2010]], [[14 January 2010]], [[15 January 2010]], [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L]]</ref> where he made his opinions on the matter quite clear.<br />
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Alec, being a gentle soul, has not directly responded to any of Chris's offensive videos. When [[Down with Asperchu#Alec's response to the video|asked by a concerned fan]], he outlined his planned course of action as one of peace, citing his personal hero, [[Wikipedia:Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi|Mahatma Gandhi]]. His webmaster, Mao "Bamboo" Ling has opted for a more direct approach, speaking to Chris directly in two short [[YouTube]] videos.<br />
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The large banner ad for Asperpedia was replaced by a link to information on the U.S. Government's efforts to help the victims of [[Wikipedia:2010 Haiti earthquake|the earthquake in Haiti]], because Alec cares about the plight of his fellow men.<br />
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Due to the growing popularity of ''Asperchu'' over ''Sonichu'', the site later set up a fan portal where aspiring writers can make their own ''Sonichu'' fanfictions. Various pre-existing titles, including ''Sonichu: The Animated Series'', are also hosted in the fan section. There is even a parody version of [[CWCipedia]] set up by Mao, where totally fictitious articles on ''Sonichu''-related things are made, including photoshopped images of the original comic.<br />
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Eventually on May 27, 2010, Mao took complete control of CWCipedia, after which Alec and [[Vivian Gee]] started uploading ''Sonichu'' Season 2. The CWCipedia was then permanently deleted for Mao to gain the upper hand after noting to the Comic Fury staff that, without ''Sonichu'' and Chris to bargain for a lower price, they must be forced to sign with him. The rights to the Asperpedia was then sold for $150,000.<br />
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The Asperpedia was eventually shut down, however, according to Alec Benson Leary, "It was run by a spazlord who took it down randomly in a fidgety fit one day. I didn't care to fight for it."<br />
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===The 19 January Demands===<br />
On 19 January 2010, Chris uploaded twelve new pages of [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], which are centered mostly around Asperchu and the Asperpedia. [[Chris and his Ego|Ever the heroic savior]], Chris pictures himself, along with [[Ultra Sonichu]], destroying the slanderous Asperpedia and saving Alec's characters from their [[Asperger syndrome|terrible affliction]], with Asperchu himself getting an "EXTREME ELECTRIC MAKEOVER" and becoming "[[Mitch Sonichu]]".<br />
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Not content with this, Chris then issued an ultimatum to Alec through a blog post:<br />
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{{Quote|Although within Alec's Hands, Asperchu IS a horrific joke, not only because of the uncensored nudity, wrongful character usage and all that, but also because the whole thing is drawn in a c***py Blocky and Low Resolution way.<br />
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I still have NO association with Alec Benson Leary OR HIS Asperchu character Whatsoever, but I will forgive Alec for his error if he FOLLOWS from my new plot and Extreme Electric Makeover as a template. He is no longer "Asperchu", just call him [[Mitch Sonichu]].|Chris's featured quote on January 19, 2010.}}<br />
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Alec didn't listen to Chris's demands, instead keeping everyone there and just introducing Mitch Sonichu as simply "Mitch Chu", who appears to be a [[Homos|gay stylist]], as well as Whisp Sonichu as the character Whispy Sonichu, Punchy's [[slow-in-the-mind]] cousin.<br />
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==Apologies==<br />
In [[Apologies to Alec and Evan|a 1 February 2010 video]], Chris finally admitted that Asperchu was not a [[parody]] of himself or his original creation, Sonichu, and was instead a completely original character. He also apologized for spreading lies about Alec, such as suggesting that he [[Mailbag 50|only responded to fan mail that puts him in a positive light]], and for the constant [[death threats]] against him. He also apologized for trying to commandeer [[Evan]]'s [[Simonchu]] character (though he tactfully avoided mentioning his blatant ripoff, [[Simonla]]).<br />
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However, Chris's real motivations quickly become obvious as he proceeded to beg Alec and Evan to help him take down the [[CWCipedia#CWCipedia Advertisements|CWCipedia ads]], which had become increasingly homoerotic and insulting to Chris.<br />
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A few days later, Chris made [[I am Alive|another video]] fully apologizing for his threats towards the four, deciding to give up Simonla and delivering a half-assed Forgiveness Blessing to Mao, in the hope of finally removing the ads (which also included a [[parody]] of [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] involving him and [[Snorlax|his mom]] and an obituary for Chris).<br />
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On 25 [[February 2010]], Chris released the last pages of [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], in which he did kill off [[Simonla]]... but turned around and ''brutally executed'' the "Asperpedia Four." <br />
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[[Book10Replacement|A revised version]], inspired by Chris's [[sweetheart]] [[Jackie]], replaced the death sentences with a lifetime placement among the Amish. Jackie insisted on a parade in honor of Alec and Asperchu<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 19]]</ref><ref>[[Jackie E-mails 20]]</ref><ref>[[Lars Call]]</ref> but Chris did not honor his promise.<br />
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==Phone calls==<br />
{{main|Alec Benson Leary calls}}<br />
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{{quote|Encourage the fans that were originally my fans to come back to me.|Chris}}<br />
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On 9 [[February 2010]], [[Mao]] sent [[Evan]] and [[Sean]] a series of seven phone conversations between Alec Benson Leary and Chris. While these conversations were meant to stay between the [[Asperpedia]] staff, they were eventually leaked by Mao for the world to hear. An [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8|eighth]] and [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9|ninth]] phone call between Chris and Alec followed on 18 February and 25 February, respectively.<br />
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==Trial and execution of Asperpedia staff==<br />
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{{Quote|We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore.|Chris, [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]}}<br />
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Despite Alec attempting to help Chris out several times during the phone calls, Chris would involve Alec, along with Mao, Sean and Evan, in the penultimate pages of [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]. They are portrayed as stupid, murderous characters, who are tried by [[CWCville]]'s court for the murder of [[Simonla Rosechu]], as well as the theft and mockery of several citizens of CWCville. After a rather one-sided trial (in CWCville's favor, of course), Alec and co. are sentenced to death, Alec specifically in a "ten-button Electric chair". He is electrocuted to death by various characters that were "misrepresented" in ''Asperchu'', including Sonichu, who states that he is [[Homos|"not gay"]] as he jointly ends Alec's life. Chris himself also joins in on the fun, and ironically, and also hypocritically, states that Alec is a "d*** lunatic," after which he helps fry him to a crisp, before proceeding to slowly twist Mao's limbs backwards until they snap using telekinesis, followed shortly after by crushing his heart. Evan is horribly mutilated by [[Sandy Rosechu]] whilst chained to a wall, and Sean is used as target practice by [[Bill the Scientist]], [[Kel]] and [[Allison]].<br />
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During this brutality, Chris also [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Calls|apologized]] for some of his own wrongdoings towards the Asperchu Four, as well as his fans.<br />
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==''Sonichu Revolution''==<br />
When the CWCipedia was taken down during the [[Simonchu]] dispute, it appeared Chris was not going to budge and would [[9_February_2010|possibly set up shop elsewhere]]. Considering Chris's laziness, how long that would take was anyone's guess. The possibility that no new comics would appear for days, weeks, or even months was likely, and this didn't take into account how often Chris's new digs would get hacked. Fortunately Alec, being the nice guy that he is, decided ''Sonichu'' fans should not be deprived of the promised reboot. He took it upon himself to not only deliver fans new pages through Chris's site, but to also take care of the looming copyright issues that Chris had been unwilling to tackle. All while still uploading new ''Asperchu'' comics. <br />
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Chris, of course, took this in entirely the wrong way. In the [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8|eighth phone call]], he accused Alec of stealing his work and attempting to impersonate him. Also, while he expressed offense at the violence of some of the ''Sonichu Revolution'' strips, he showed no signs of grasping the way Alec's comic mocks the unoriginality, moral hypocrisy, sexual degeneracy, and generally warped outlook of Chris's original ''Sonichu'' stories.<br />
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===''Sonichu Revolution'' Gallery===<br />
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==CWCipedia advertisements==<br />
[[File:Asperchuissue5ad.jpg|thumb|200px|The ad in question.]]<br />
Shortly after 110mb returned from what may have been its billionth outage, a large ''Asperchu'' ad appeared at the top of every article, depicting [[Sonichu]] shooting Chris in the calves ([[Sonichu Special 4|sound familiar?]]) while calling him a "[[Honest Content|fat little son of a bitch]]". Chris claimed that he won't let the ad get to him, but as anyone who has heard a lulzcow claim this before knows, this implies that he could possibly be one good push away from an explosion. Either that, or he failed to grasp this ad like the [[ShecameforCWC.jpg]] ad parody. <br />
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[[Jackie e-mails|Jackie]] came across this ad and, thinking it was one of the ''Sonichu'' comics, thought it was, as advertised, fucking awesome. Chris explained to her it was really a troll advertisement, which eventually lead to him showing her [[CWCki]] and her finding out what a lazy monster he is, ending the online correspondence. So even if it failed to provoke a response from Chris, it managed to perform some small service in [[The Miscreants|the larger scheme of things]].<br />
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[[File:AsperchuMarkDeux.jpg|thumb|left|200px|The (other) ad in question.]]<br />
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Eventually, the ad was taken down, although it was quickly replaced with another, smaller one featuring a callback to the scene of [[Evan]]'s cold-blooded torture from [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]. Chris has yet to respond to this, most likely because he's too busy [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|bitching about not being unbanned from The GAMe PLACe]].<br />
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[[File:Sonichu0.jpg|thumb|200px|The (final) ad in question.]]<br />
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Yet another ad was put up a few days later, depicting Chris' final death. It was taken down relatively quickly and replaced with an Autism Awareness Month ad (featuring a mention of the hated [[Asperger's syndrome]], no less), so it isn't unreasonable to believe Chris may have missed this one entirely.<br />
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==Calling Out==<br />
After attempting to ignore Alec for well over a year and a half, Chris suddenly turned around, revealing possible dox on Alec, revealing him to be a "Christopher", proclaims that he's a [[South Park|"fatty-fat-fat"]], makes donations to [[The GAMe PLACe]], and that he doesn't have Aspergers. Like [[Surfshack Tito]] and [[Thorg]], he demands reparations - namely that he make a video apologizing for [[Chris and copyright|infringing on his Sonichu "copyright"]] then demands he [[Chris and hypocrisy|leave the Internet]].<br />
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On 30 August, the day before Alec's deadline, [[Christopher Paul Whitney reveal|Chris revealed]] the true identity of Alec as 36-year old "Christopher Paul Whitney", of San Antonio, Texas. Shockingly, the true identity of Alec was shown to be [[YouTube]] sensation "Fatman". Alec/Fatman replied on 14 [[January 2012]], calling Chris a [[Slow-in-the-minds|"dumb ass"]] and claiming not to be Alec, possibly out of fear of further reprisals from Chris. Comparing Alec/Fatman's voice to the voice in the [[Alec Benson Leary calls|alec calls]] shows that chris most likely got bad information (as usual), but being [[Naive]] still believed it. Though this could also be accredited to his [[Autism]] where Lack of voice recognition is a common symptom.<br />
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==References==<br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[Asperchu/Background]]: More about the comic itself.<br />
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==External links==<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/user/Asperchu Asperpedia's YouTube channel]<br />
* [http://asperchu.thecomicseries.com/archive/ Asperchu on ComicFury]<br />
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{{Sonichu}}<br />
[[Category:Not TRUE and ORIGINAL]]<br />
[[Category:Asperchu Saga]]</div>
Skurvypete
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Asperchu&diff=184690
Asperchu
2015-04-03T02:03:32Z
<p>Skurvypete: just added analysis and explanation to this for people unfamiliar with alec.</p>
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[[File:Alec Benson Leary.jpg|thumbnail|right|Alec Benson Leary, in the flesh.]]<br />
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:''This article discusses the award-winning comic series '''''Asperchu''''' and its relationship with Chris. For information about the ''Asperchu'' series itself, please see [[Asperchu/Background]].''<br />
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'''''Asperchu''''' is a multiple award-winning comic series created by Alec Benson Leary of [[Wikipedia:Eden Prairie, Minnesota|Eden Prairie, Minnesota]].<ref>[[Mailbag 19#A very Asperchu Christmas]]</ref> His [[Chris and art|deft artwork]], [[Chris and writing|gripping stories, and excellent characterization]] has resulted in the series gaining hundreds of fans in the few short months since its inception. Many of these fans were discontented followers of the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comics]], who were turned off by the comics becoming exponentially more disturbing.<br />
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==Similarities to Chris==<br />
[[Image:Asperchu-and-sonichu-meet.jpg|thumb|left|The first drawing Alec sent Chris.]]<br />
[[File:Vote sonichu for DA.jpg|thumb|[[Sonichu]] for DA.]]<br />
While Alec has stated that Asperchu is not a parody of [[Chris]],<ref>[[Mailbag 32]]</ref> there are many similarities between the two. Both of them are [[Obesity|overweight]], [[Pedo-Glasses|bespectacled]], [[naïve]] individuals who find themselves somewhat out of place in the world. They both address the masses through [[List of videos|YouTube videos]], and both are preoccupied with finding a [[boyfriend-free girl]] to make into a [[sweetheart]].<br />
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These similarities between the two characters has resulted in no shortage of [[Chris and anger|rage]] from Chris. He seems to feel that the only reason Asperchu exists is to poke fun at him. He also takes serious offense at the idea of a [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] who suffers from [[Asperger's]], for [[Chris and his Ego|some reason]].<br />
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==Chris on Asperchu==<br />
{{quote|''Die'', you son of a bitch! Alec... '''Die'''.|[[Chris]]<ref>[[Down With Asperchu]]</ref>}}<br />
[[Image:Aspergchulove.jpg|thumb|The second drawing Alec sent Chris.]]<br />
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It's no secret that Chris hates Asperger's syndrome (and presumably everybody that suffers from it), due to some illusory sense of competition between Asperger's and other disorders on the [[autism]] spectrum. The knowledge that someone had created a series about an [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] who suffered from the affliction did not sit well with him. He became even angrier when the creator of the series himself started sending him e-mails.<br />
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The first recorded communication we have between Alec and Chris implies that Alec had been in contact with him multiple times outside of the public view and that Chris had responded to these communications negatively.<ref>[[Mailbag 10#Meet Asperchu]]</ref> Chris didn't respond any better on his public mailbag, claiming that Alec was jealous of him and inexplicably alleging that the included fan art of Asperchu and Sonichu implied [[homos]]exuality. <br />
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Upset that Chris would jump to such conclusions, Alec sent him another letter, depicting Sonichu and Asperchu having good, masculine, straight fun.<ref>[[Mailbag 17#Sonichu loves Asperchu no homo]]</ref> This letter was even more poorly received.<br />
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Undaunted, Alec continued to send letters to Chris's mailbag, thinking that perhaps the man he respected so much really just misunderstood him. A few of these letters were [[Mailbag 19#A very Asperchu Christmas|ignored]], some were [[Mailbag 28#Hey kids, it's Asperchu!|coldly dismissed]], but Chris's most [[Mailbag 31#Asperchu is the shit|notable]] [[Mailbag 32#Parodies|responses]] were explosive outbursts of [[Chris and anger|anger]] and hatred. Eventually, Chris began [[Mailbag 35#No comment|refusing to respond]] to Alec's correspondence, or [[Mailbag 34#Asperpedia!|deleting his messages outright]].<br />
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In ''Asperchu'' Issue C, Chris made an appearance asking for help from the characters to save Asperchu. Later, he and [[Liquid Chris|CChanSonichuCWC]] met up with each other, leading to a standoff where Chris tried to shoot him. Chris [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|responded]] to the comic, mentioning that he was set on fire in the comic. He didn't seem to notice that he was also called by the name [[Ian Brandon Anderson]], nor did he notice the appearance of Liquid Chris.<br />
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Since the ''Asperchu'' saga started really taking off, Chris's schedule for [[Sonichu (comic)|his own comic]] has [[stress|dropped drastically]].<br />
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Beyond this, Chris made clear that he also hates the comic because of its "uncensored pictures" and "low resolution and blocky art". Here, we see Chris's [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocrisy]] in action. The "uncensored pictures" he's all up in arms over are just minor posters hung up mostly in Asperchu's room and even so, they are mostly hidden away by the character's heads. Chris's "uncensored pictures" are done by the main characters in full view, despite the fact that ''Sonichu'' is supposed to be a "kids' comic". Chris probably took the terms "blocky" and "low-resolution" from the ''[[Family Guy]]'' episode [[Wikipedia:Road to the Multiverse|Road to the Multiverse]]. Of course, compared to Chris's [[Chris and art|art]], it's the fucking ''Mona Lisa''. It also helps that Alec is humble and doesn't try to act like his artwork is amazing and worthy of being hung in a museum.<br />
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==Asperpedia==<br />
[[Image:Haitihelp.JPG|thumb|Clearly, Asperchu is pure evil.]]<br />
After finishing the first three issues of his comic, Alec Benson Leary set up his own Mediawiki website where one could read all existing comics, as well as a number of articles about the world of ''Asperchu'', and read fan mail answered by Mr. Leary. Soon afterward, portals were added to the site for other notable comics, such as [[Evan]]'s [[Evan#Simonchu|''Simonchu'']], {{anchor|Sean}} and ''Sonichu is Dead'' creator Sean August Watley's latest project, ''Moon-Pals''. In [[February 2010]], more comics were added, including Alec's ''Sonichu Revolution'', Sean's ''Sonichu is Dead'' and ''Sonichu is Gay'', and Isabel Monday's ''Capering Berries''.<br />
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[[Jack Thaddeus]], recognizing the incredible profit potential of ''Asperchu'', immediately began advertising the new website on the [[CWCipedia]]. Chris responded to these new ads, and his newfound knowledge of Alec's website with a series of increasingly disturbing videos<ref>[[Down with Asperchu]], [[12 January 2010]], [[14 January 2010]], [[15 January 2010]], [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L]]</ref> where he made his opinions on the matter quite clear.<br />
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Alec, being a gentle soul, has not directly responded to any of Chris's offensive videos. When [[Down with Asperchu#Alec's response to the video|asked by a concerned fan]], he outlined his planned course of action as one of peace, citing his personal hero, [[Wikipedia:Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi|Mahatma Gandhi]]. His webmaster, Mao "Bamboo" Ling has opted for a more direct approach, speaking to Chris directly in two short [[YouTube]] videos.<br />
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The large banner ad for Asperpedia was replaced by a link to information on the U.S. Government's efforts to help the victims of [[Wikipedia:2010 Haiti earthquake|the earthquake in Haiti]], because Alec cares about the plight of his fellow men.<br />
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Due to the growing popularity of ''Asperchu'' over ''Sonichu'', the site later set up a fan portal where aspiring writers can make their own ''Sonichu'' fanfictions. Various pre-existing titles, including ''Sonichu: The Animated Series'', are also hosted in the fan section. There is even a parody version of [[CWCipedia]] set up by Mao, where totally fictitious articles on ''Sonichu''-related things are made, including photoshopped images of the original comic.<br />
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Eventually on May 27, 2010, Mao took complete control of CWCipedia, after which Alec and [[Vivian Gee]] started uploading ''Sonichu'' Season 2. The CWCipedia was then permanently deleted for Mao to gain the upper hand after noting to the Comic Fury staff that, without ''Sonichu'' and Chris to bargain for a lower price, they must be forced to sign with him. The rights to the Asperpedia was then sold for $150,000.<br />
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The Asperpedia was eventually shut down, however, according to Alec Benson Leary, "It was run by a spazlord who took it down randomly in a fidgety fit one day. I didn't care to fight for it."<br />
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===The 19 January Demands===<br />
On 19 January 2010, Chris uploaded twelve new pages of [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], which are centered mostly around Asperchu and the Asperpedia. [[Chris and his Ego|Ever the heroic savior]], Chris pictures himself, along with [[Ultra Sonichu]], destroying the slanderous Asperpedia and saving Alec's characters from their [[Asperger syndrome|terrible affliction]], with Asperchu himself getting an "EXTREME ELECTRIC MAKEOVER" and becoming "[[Mitch Sonichu]]".<br />
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Not content with this, Chris then issued an ultimatum to Alec through a blog post:<br />
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{{Quote|Although within Alec's Hands, Asperchu IS a horrific joke, not only because of the uncensored nudity, wrongful character usage and all that, but also because the whole thing is drawn in a c***py Blocky and Low Resolution way.<br />
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I still have NO association with Alec Benson Leary OR HIS Asperchu character Whatsoever, but I will forgive Alec for his error if he FOLLOWS from my new plot and Extreme Electric Makeover as a template. He is no longer "Asperchu", just call him [[Mitch Sonichu]].|Chris's featured quote on January 19, 2010.}}<br />
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Alec didn't listen to Chris's demands, instead keeping everyone there and just introducing Mitch Sonichu as simply "Mitch Chu", who appears to be a [[Homos|gay stylist]], as well as Whisp Sonichu as the character Whispy Sonichu, Punchy's [[slow-in-the-mind]] cousin.<br />
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==Apologies==<br />
In [[Apologies to Alec and Evan|a 1 February 2010 video]], Chris finally admitted that Asperchu was not a [[parody]] of himself or his original creation, Sonichu, and was instead a completely original character. He also apologized for spreading lies about Alec, such as suggesting that he [[Mailbag 50|only responded to fan mail that puts him in a positive light]], and for the constant [[death threats]] against him. He also apologized for trying to commandeer [[Evan]]'s [[Simonchu]] character (though he tactfully avoided mentioning his blatant ripoff, [[Simonla]]).<br />
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However, Chris's real motivations quickly become obvious as he proceeded to beg Alec and Evan to help him take down the [[CWCipedia#CWCipedia Advertisements|CWCipedia ads]], which had become increasingly homoerotic and insulting to Chris.<br />
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A few days later, Chris made [[I am Alive|another video]] fully apologizing for his threats towards the four, deciding to give up Simonla and delivering a half-assed Forgiveness Blessing to Mao, in the hope of finally removing the ads (which also included a [[parody]] of [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] involving him and [[Snorlax|his mom]] and an obituary for Chris).<br />
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On 25 [[February 2010]], Chris released the last pages of [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], in which he did kill off [[Simonla]]... but turned around and ''brutally executed'' the "Asperpedia Four." <br />
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[[Book10Replacement|A revised version]], inspired by Chris's [[sweetheart]] [[Jackie]], replaced the death sentences with a lifetime placement among the Amish. Jackie insisted on a parade in honor of Alec and Asperchu<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 19]]</ref><ref>[[Jackie E-mails 20]]</ref><ref>[[Lars Call]]</ref> but Chris did not honor his promise.<br />
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==Phone calls==<br />
{{main|Alec Benson Leary calls}}<br />
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{{quote|Encourage the fans that were originally my fans to come back to me.|Chris}}<br />
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On 9 [[February 2010]], [[Mao]] sent [[Evan]] and [[Sean]] a series of seven phone conversations between Alec Benson Leary and Chris. While these conversations were meant to stay between the [[Asperpedia]] staff, they were eventually leaked by Mao for the world to hear. An [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8|eighth]] and [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9|ninth]] phone call between Chris and Alec followed on 18 February and 25 February, respectively.<br />
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==Trial and execution of Asperpedia staff==<br />
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{{Quote|We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore.|Chris, [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]}}<br />
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Despite Alec attempting to help Chris out several times during the phone calls, Chris would involve Alec, along with Mao, Sean and Evan, in the penultimate pages of [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]. They are portrayed as stupid, murderous characters, who are tried by [[CWCville]]'s court for the murder of [[Simonla Rosechu]], as well as the theft and mockery of several citizens of CWCville. After a rather one-sided trial (in CWCville's favor, of course), Alec and co. are sentenced to death, Alec specifically in a "ten-button Electric chair". He is electrocuted to death by various characters that were "misrepresented" in ''Asperchu'', including Sonichu, who states that he is [[Homos|"not gay"]] as he jointly ends Alec's life. Chris himself also joins in on the fun, and ironically, and also hypocritically, states that Alec is a "d*** lunatic," after which he helps fry him to a crisp, before proceeding to slowly twist Mao's limbs backwards until they snap using telekinesis, followed shortly after by crushing his heart. Evan is horribly mutilated by [[Sandy Rosechu]] whilst chained to a wall, and Sean is used as target practice by [[Bill the Scientist]], [[Kel]] and [[Allison]].<br />
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During this brutality, Chris also [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Calls|apologized]] for some of his own wrongdoings towards the Asperchu Four, as well as his fans.<br />
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==''Sonichu Revolution''==<br />
When the CWCipedia was taken down during the [[Simonchu]] dispute, it appeared Chris was not going to budge and would [[9_February_2010|possibly set up shop elsewhere]]. Considering Chris's laziness, how long that would take was anyone's guess. The possibility that no new comics would appear for days, weeks, or even months was likely, and this didn't take into account how often Chris's new digs would get hacked. Fortunately Alec, being the nice guy that he is, decided ''Sonichu'' fans should not be deprived of the promised reboot. He took it upon himself to not only deliver fans new pages through Chris's site, but to also take care of the looming copyright issues that Chris had been unwilling to tackle. All while still uploading new ''Asperchu'' comics. <br />
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Chris, of course, took this in entirely the wrong way. In the [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8|eighth phone call]], he accused Alec of stealing his work and attempting to impersonate him. Also, while he expressed offense at the violence of some of the ''Sonichu Revolution'' strips, he showed no signs of grasping the way Alec's comic mocks the unoriginality, moral hypocrisy, sexual degeneracy, and generally warped outlook of Chris's original ''Sonichu'' stories.<br />
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===''Sonichu Revolution'' Gallery===<br />
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==CWCipedia advertisements==<br />
[[File:Asperchuissue5ad.jpg|thumb|200px|The ad in question.]]<br />
Shortly after 110mb returned from what may have been its billionth outage, a large ''Asperchu'' ad appeared at the top of every article, depicting [[Sonichu]] shooting Chris in the calves ([[Sonichu Special 4|sound familiar?]]) while calling him a "[[Honest Content|fat little son of a bitch]]". Chris claimed that he won't let the ad get to him, but as anyone who has heard a lulzcow claim this before knows, this implies that he could possibly be one good push away from an explosion. Either that, or he failed to grasp this ad like the [[ShecameforCWC.jpg]] ad parody. <br />
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[[Jackie e-mails|Jackie]] came across this ad and, thinking it was one of the ''Sonichu'' comics, thought it was, as advertised, fucking awesome. Chris explained to her it was really a troll advertisement, which eventually lead to him showing her [[CWCki]] and her finding out what a lazy monster he is, ending the online correspondence. So even if it failed to provoke a response from Chris, it managed to perform some small service in [[The Miscreants|the larger scheme of things]].<br />
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[[File:AsperchuMarkDeux.jpg|thumb|left|200px|The (other) ad in question.]]<br />
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Eventually, the ad was taken down, although it was quickly replaced with another, smaller one featuring a callback to the scene of [[Evan]]'s cold-blooded torture from [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]. Chris has yet to respond to this, most likely because he's too busy [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|bitching about not being unbanned from The GAMe PLACe]].<br />
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[[File:Sonichu0.jpg|thumb|200px|The (final) ad in question.]]<br />
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Yet another ad was put up a few days later, depicting Chris' final death. It was taken down relatively quickly and replaced with an Autism Awareness Month ad (featuring a mention of the hated [[Asperger's syndrome]], no less), so it isn't unreasonable to believe Chris may have missed this one entirely.<br />
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==Calling Out==<br />
After attempting to ignore Alec for well over a year and a half, Chris suddenly turned around, revealing possible dox on Alec, revealing him to be a "Christopher", proclaims that he's a [[South Park|"fatty-fat-fat"]], makes donations to [[The GAMe PLACe]], and that he doesn't have Aspergers. Like [[Surfshack Tito]] and [[Thorg]], he demands reparations - namely that he make a video apologizing for [[Chris and copyright|infringing on his Sonichu "copyright"]] then demands he [[Chris and hypocrisy|leave the Internet]].<br />
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On 30 August, the day before Alec's deadline, [[Christopher Paul Whitney reveal|Chris revealed]] the true identity of Alec as 36-year old "Christopher Paul Whitney", of San Antonio, Texas. Shockingly, the true identity of Alec was shown to be [[YouTube]] sensation "Fatman". Alec/Fatman replied on 14 [[January 2012]], calling Chris a [[Slow-in-the-minds|"dumb ass"]] and claiming not to be Alec, possibly out of fear of further reprisals from Chris.Comparing Alec/Fatman's voice to the voice in the [[Alec Benson Leary calls|alec calls]] shows that chris most likely got bad information (as usual), but being [[Naive]] still believed it. Though this could also be accredited to his [[Autism]] where Lack of voice recognition is a common symptom.<br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[Asperchu/Background]]: More about the comic itself.<br />
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==External links==<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/user/Asperchu Asperpedia's YouTube channel]<br />
* [http://asperchu.thecomicseries.com/archive/ Asperchu on ComicFury]<br />
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