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| title = PewDiePie&lt;br /&gt;
| image = [[Image:Pewdiepie.jpg|250px|center]]&lt;br /&gt;
|header1  = Information&lt;br /&gt;
|label1   = Name&lt;br /&gt;
|data1    = Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg&lt;br /&gt;
|label2   = Also known as&lt;br /&gt;
|data2    = PewDiePie&lt;br /&gt;
|label3   = Date of Birth&lt;br /&gt;
|data3    = 24 October 1989 (age {{Age|1989|10|27}})&lt;br /&gt;
|label4   = Gender&lt;br /&gt;
|data4    = [[JERK|Male]]&lt;br /&gt;
|label5   = Nationality&lt;br /&gt;
|data5    = Swedish&lt;br /&gt;
|label6   = [[Chris and race|Race]]&lt;br /&gt;
|data6    = White&lt;br /&gt;
|header7  = Youtube&lt;br /&gt;
|data7    = [https://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie PewDiePie]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg''', aka '''PewDiePie''' (born 24 October 1989), is a well-known [[YouTube]]r, known for his let's play commentaries and vlogs on YouTube. He started his channel in 2010 and has over 69 million subscribers, with over 16 billion views on his videos. Among his viewers is [[Christian Weston Chandler]].&lt;br /&gt;
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== First mention ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris first mentioned PewDiePie in his January 2016 video, [[Update 1/29/2016 - There is NO PewDiePie or Felix here whatsoever]], where he tells viewers that he is not, in fact, PewDiePie. This was triggered by [[ween]]s spamming him with emails addressed to the latter. Interestingly enough, Chris had no idea who PewDiePie was, and had to research him online. He has trouble pronouncing the last name, saying &amp;quot;Kuh-zhellberg&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;Kilj-berg&amp;quot;, and &amp;quot;Kill-berg&amp;quot;, instead of the correct pronunciation, which can be approximated in English as &amp;quot;Shell-berg&amp;quot;. &lt;br /&gt;
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== Envy ==&lt;br /&gt;
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On 13 October 2017, Chris posted on his [[Facebook]], in a &amp;quot;feeling emotional&amp;quot; status, complaining about how jealous he was that PewDiePie got to meet his online girlfriend, fellow YouTuber Marzia Bisognin, in person, still thinking that [[Jessica Quinn]] was a true and honest sweetheart.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1546515902109550&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|Ugh! Now I’m jealous of @pewdiepie. He met his Sweerheart Through Facebook, talked a long while, and then met up. Unlike My Sweetie’s feelings about My Fan Base, His Sweetie was Not Intimated by His Fan Base! Ugh!!!}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Pewdiepie-met-his-sweetie.png&lt;br /&gt;
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== PewDiePie mentions Chris ==&lt;br /&gt;
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On 9 November 2017, PewDiePie released a video talking about ''Sonic the Hedgehog'' fans that take things way too far. The second half of the video (7:27 onwards) is dedicated to Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Infobox/video&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = STOP RUINING SONIC&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|YulJWy1Wq7Y}}&lt;br /&gt;
| stardate       = 9 [[November 2017]]&lt;br /&gt;
| maker          = PewDiePie&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Transcript ===&lt;br /&gt;
[''He mentions Chris at 7:27'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Have you guys heard of Chris-chan? I don- Maybe it's better if people don't. A lot of people already are familiar, but... There's this lovely man. [''picture of Chris pops up''] Look at him, he's beautiful! And he's a huge fan of Sonic, which you can tell by his... [''zooms in on Sonichu medallion''] Stunningly, beautiful, uhhh... necklace. And h-h-h-he dresses like uhhh, a jock. He looks a bit- You know what he looks a bit like? Trey Parker. The creator of South Park, yeah. &lt;br /&gt;
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He created this... wonderful, webcomic called Sonic the Hedgehog VS Sonickchu. [''sic''] Sonichu. Which is a mix of Pikachu and... Sonic. [''zooms in on title of comic cover''] &amp;quot;The World's Most Way Past Cool Comic!&amp;quot; Chris-chan made this. And he just had one thing to ask in return. Just one thing, just one thing. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''plays [[All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend]]'']&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Chris''] Hello. My name is, uhhh... Christian Weston Chandler. Age 22, at this time. I will be 23 on February 24, 2005. Anyway, for, uh, over a year now I've, uh, being trying to attract an 18 to 22-year-old boyfriend-free girl, 18 to 21 before February 24, 2004, which is this year. Anyhoo, been trying for over a year to attract a girl. &lt;br /&gt;
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[''PewDiePie''] He just wants a girlfriend! Is that too much to ask? Here's his... Here's his demands. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''[[Attraction sign]] is shown'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;18-24 years old.&amp;quot; Okay, fine. &amp;quot;Boyfriend-free.&amp;quot; Seems reasonable. Uhhh... &amp;quot;White.&amp;quot; Alright, uhhh... &amp;quot;Within 20 miles of zip code.&amp;quot; And he... posted his zip code. Okay, that's cool. &amp;quot;Under 230 pounds.&amp;quot; [''laughs''] &amp;quot;Caring, pretty, cute.&amp;quot; Ehhh... &amp;quot;Hopefully a virgin.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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[''Another attraction sign is shown'']&lt;br /&gt;
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He posted this in his school. With a little Sonichu, thing, and uh, you just have to follow the line to... get there. &lt;br /&gt;
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Chris-chan has clearly made the best... [''sigh''] The best cartoon of all time. &amp;quot;Sonickchu.&amp;quot; [''sic''] And it seems only fair, that at least he can get a girlfriend. &lt;br /&gt;
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[''Cover of first comic is shown''] &amp;quot;Go Sonichu! Go out and zap to the extreme!&amp;quot; See, he integrates himself into comics. Which, is something... very... uhhh... very revolutionary, for its time of course. This was done a couple years ago. &lt;br /&gt;
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[Sonichu on first cover is shown] &amp;quot;I will! Thank you, Father!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Wait, ehhh... It's his child? Sonichu's his child? I don't know how that works. Maybe he sees him as a father figure. Because Pokemon, you just catch them. But then he doesn't have a girlfriend... There's a lot of missing pieces to this puzzle. Uhhh... People started noticing... some slightly... homosexual references in the Son- [''laughs''] &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''Image of [[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail]]''] It's horrible. I shouldn't be laughing but the- Th-They started picking on some, ehhh... some things here and there. And they started bullying Chris-chan. For, uhhh... being a homosexual. Chris-chan responded with ehhh... &lt;br /&gt;
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[''Image of [[CWCRockin4Way]]''] &amp;quot;If I was a homosexual or anything like that, would I not be having sex with THREE WOMEN?&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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And he attached a photo... of himself. Which is gonna be blurred, but he's wearing the medallion, so you know it's him. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;I AM STRAIGHT, DAMN IT! I WILL NOT BE VEERED INTO ANY OTHER DISGUSTINGLY GROTESQUE DIRECTION!!!!!&amp;quot; &amp;quot;I'm STRAIGHT! I'm STRAIGHT! YOU'RE the homos! EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU!&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''Image of [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]]''] Now, this isn't straight. I don't know what straight is. Ain't nothin' more straight than thumbing up, while you pump it up! Am I right? &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''Image of [[Tomgirl]] Chris''] So this is Chris-chan now, just to keep it clear on the topic. &amp;quot;I am a Male Lesbian Intersex Transgender. You can Google &amp;quot;Lesbian Identified Male&amp;quot; for more info on the subject.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;I am most sincerely into Women, and I am Female in my soul.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
And he even posted this.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''Image of RainbowChris.jpg''] &amp;quot;YES! MY LOVE QUEST IS FINALLY OVER!&amp;quot; Heart at a 100%. With, ehhh, LGBT color in the back. Lovely.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''end of Chris segment'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Video dedicated to CWC==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Twitterpewd.PNG|thumb|]]&lt;br /&gt;
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On 13 November, 2017, he recorded a video dedicated entirely to Chris, briefly going over various sagas in his life.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris viewed the video and [https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/929823959205412864 posted] on his [[Twitter]] a few hours later:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|.@pewdiepie DM me.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|Replying to @pewdiepie&lt;br /&gt;
Felix.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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So far PewDiePie has not responded to Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Infobox/video&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = THE LEGEND OF CHRIS CHAN&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|VvQ8HbaJeC0}}&lt;br /&gt;
| stardate       = 13 [[November 2017]]&lt;br /&gt;
| maker          = PewDiePie&lt;br /&gt;
| subject        = }}&lt;br /&gt;
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===Transcript===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''The first 1 minute and 4 seconds are an ad for Clutch Chairz'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris Chan. Christian. Weston. Chandler. I been wanting to make a video on him for quite a while. He has so much presence online. Past 7 or 8, 9 years, uh, so much has happened with him and, eh, you look at him and you may not know who he is and he might seem like a nice charming... [''cut''] This man has been through a lot. And eh he serves as a great example, I think, of how not to act online. Which is ironic for me to say. There's even so many things happening with, ehh, Chris Chan online that people generally agreed upon splitting it up into different [[saga|sagas]]. [https://sonichu.com/w/images/0/0d/Timeline.png There's a timeline of sagas] dating back since 2005 and it's just... it's still pretty overwhelming. I've talked to other people about Chris Chan before and usually the reaction I get is like &amp;quot;Oh I heard of him, but that's not what I heard.&amp;quot; There's just so many things happened. And part of me think I probably shouldn't make a video on it because it's [''cut''] it's pretty- it's a pretty dark story. I think it's almost like an important piece of history- of the internet. Mr Christian Chandler.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Now the first thing you need to know about him is that he created [[Sonichu]] &amp;lt;!--This is intended to go to the disambiguation page--&amp;gt; (mispronounced throughout the video as &amp;quot;sonic-chu&amp;quot;), which is of course, the mixture of [[Sonic]] and [[Pikachu]]. This was a webcomic that he posted online, on his own website. (laughing) [[Things_Chris_has_ripped_off#Main_influences|Despite Sonichu being a complete ripoff from Sega and Nintendo's Pikachu and Sonic.]], he seemed very keen to mark out that [[Chris_and_copyright|it's copyrighted material]]. He also incorporated himself into the comic book uhh where he is the father... of Sonichu. It features pretty shallow characters, but also an ungodly amount of text. And some stuff that is just outright [long pause] twisted. Now [[4-cent_garbage.com|people]] discovered this webcomic and got very fascinated. Who was the creator behind it? Why would anyone make this?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[The Beginning of Chris Chan]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
They figured out his name Christian Weston Chandler in response, he made [[Christian_Weston_Chandler's_FUTURE_MESSAGE|this video]]. (It's worth noting that this video was released BEFORE his discovery)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''Chris''] Ahem... hello, ladies and gentlemen, girls and boys, and dudes of all teenagers, as well as the, uh, gals. My name is Christian Chandler; I am here, and y'all are there.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''PewDiePie''] That's true. He's not wrong with that (laughs). 2007, the year an angel was born.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Chris''] This message is for everyone of the present and the future, beyond this date: February 24th, 2007th. My birthday. My 25th birthday.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''PewDiePie''] [''laughing''] My 25th birthday. In this video he touches upon a lot of things, ah, he describes how girls can easier... eh... interact with boys by studying Transformer figurines.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Chris'']  ...like, uh, you would tr- like you would learn how... a man... works.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''PewDiePie''] He also touches upon binaries. How they are absolute and how uh girls should like boys and boys should like girls and nothing else.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Chris''] ...and hopefully in due time or now, each and every one of you will stay straight. You know, girl for boy, boy for girl? Everything else is vice, as said by Doctor Kinsey.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''PewDiePie''] Now another thing you need to know about Chris Chan is the he's an absolute... [[14_Branchland_Court|insane hoarder]]. He- there is just stuff everywhere. [[Tour_of_Chris's_House_II|From his own house tour]]. Going all the way up to the ceiling. [[Destruction_Of_Chris's_House|There was even a fire at one point]]. Uh. Because of all the hoarding. It's... tends to be a problem.&lt;br /&gt;
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[News cast about the fire plays]&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Presenter''] -morning. It started at about 3 o'clock this morning at a home on Branchland Court, that's in the southern part of the county. We're told the fire started in a first floor bathroom, but got quickly out of control, and eventually shot through the roof. [[Chandler_Cats#Scamper|Everybody]] inside was able to get out safely, but one firefighter suffered minor injuries. [[Christian_Weston_Chandler|The cause of the fire]] is still under investigation.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''PewDiePie''] Hoarding! Hoarding. That's what started it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[Encyclopedia Dramatica Saga]&lt;br /&gt;
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Now. Chris Chan whin [''sic''] his newfound fame started noticing that [[Trolls|he was getting a bit of hate online]]. People were, uh, uh, ridiculing him. People were makin' fun of him. People were trying to antagonize him purposely. [''Smash cut to Chris'']&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Chris''] [[White_knight|All Sonichu fans who do not hate me]]; Christian Weston Chandler. For I have an important message for y'all. If y'all would actually like me to bring up new stuff for Sonichu and conclude the stories you can do so by taking- havin that Encyclopedia Dramatica page taken down so that I can feel more comfortable in drawing and coloring the comics that y'all have grown to love.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''PewDiePie''] Basically Encyclopedia Dramatica posted a bunch about him and he single-handedly tried eh to take it down himself. So, to combat the Encyclopedia Dramatica page he initiated what he called an &amp;quot;information overload&amp;quot; where he added ''more'' information about himself some really disturbing and embarrassing things. He even posted [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|pictures]] of him fiddling [[Megan|one of his fellow friends]]. Now it goes without saying that this kind of uh response doesn't really help the situation and it certainly didn't help Chris Chan and the trolls just sort of became more elaborate and more vicious from now on. Now Chris Chan had revealed in uh MANY instances that he is on a [[Love_Quest|love quest]]. He's looking for a girlfriend.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Chris''] Anyway for uh over a year now, I've uh been trying to attract an 18-22 year old [[CWC-isms|boyfriend-free girl]]. [''cut''] [''Singing''] -but you should know that I am a (unintelligable).&lt;br /&gt;
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[''PewDiePie''] Okaay, alright, okay okay his requirements were simple: 18-24 years old, boyfriend free, [[Chris_and_race|white]].&lt;br /&gt;
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[The Blanca Saga]&lt;br /&gt;
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So, knowing that Chris was on a love quest, a couple of trolls went together under the alias of [[Blanca_Weiss|Blanca Weiss]] and pretended to romance Chris in an attempt to get his most precious item... arguably the most precious item in the whole universe. Chris [[Medallions#Mark_1_.28and_decoy.29|Sonichu Necklace]] which he would wear at air- all the time, at every single time, every single day, sleep with it. Now this is the part where it gets dark. It gets almost vicious. There's something twistedly funny about it at the same time. So they managed to get Chris to send in his medallion.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[''https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzlUoAOpiak Autistic] plays, with music playing over it.'']&lt;br /&gt;
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And many other fake girlfriend appeared after so there was Julia Sage (possibly misread &amp;quot;[[Julie_Saga|Julie Saga]]&amp;quot;), which there's even a [[For_Julie's_Eyes_Only|video]] of Chris having... ngg... fun? with an inflatable sex toy. While yelling Julie's name.&lt;br /&gt;
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[The Julie Saga]&lt;br /&gt;
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[C''ensored version of [[For_Julie's_Eyes_Only|For Julies Eyes Only.MP4]] plays'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''pained sigh''] From here it's just like. [''pulls faces at the camera, followed by a few more seconds of For Julies Eyes Only.MP4'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
But Julie revealed herself, ah, to be a thirteen year old boy.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Julie''] Um Chris?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''Chris''] Julie?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''Julie''] There's somthin' I been tryin' to tell you for a while.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''Chris''] Yes?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''Julie''] Well, I'm gonna be there tomorrow, and I think it's safe to say that now I can tell you this. With my heartfelt love.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''Chris''] Alright, uh, yes, uh, go ahead and tell me now.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''Julie''] Do you really wanna know?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''Chris''] You love me, don't you?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''Julie''] I do, but there's something else I need to say. I just don't... I just don't know how to do this. I don't know how to tell you this.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''Julie''] This whole time, Chris...you've been... having sex with a 13-year-old boy, you sick fuck!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''Chris''] What?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''BlueSpike''] Yeah. I'm a 13-year-old boy, Chris, and you've been having sex with me this entire time. I'm gonna give all your fuckin' data to Chris Hansen, you fuckin' [[pedofork]], so you better get the fuck out now—&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''Chris''] [''sigh'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''BlueSpike''] —before I report you to the fuckin' feds.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''PewDiePie''] It's ah- It's pretty twisted. This kid is [a] straight up sociopath. What in the world?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[The Ivy Saga]&lt;br /&gt;
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There's other fake girlfriends appearing, Ivy's s-saga as well.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Chris''] Hi Ivyyy. I love you. Mmm, I can't stop thinking about you.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''video continues playing'']&lt;br /&gt;
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[''PewDiePie''] &amp;quot;Listen everyone. This girl is my new girlfriend you all best be nice to her, or I will seriously cease effort on the comic series.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''Different video starts, this time [[CWC_Music_Video_Holding_Out_For_a_Hero|Chris is playing Holding Out For A Hero on Guitar Hero'']]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[''PewDiePie''] &amp;quot;I dedicate this music video to Ivy. Also in addition to if anyone messes up this relationship, if anyone messes up Ivy period, I swear to God and Jesus that I will cease drawing my comics.&amp;quot; Even, eh, included Ivy in his... f-Sonichu series. Taking off his [[The_Classic|famous sweater]] in the sunset. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''Another video plays, Chris is holding a sex doll'']&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Chris''] Ivy. I'm sorry I made some- sorry I made mistake so (unintelligible)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[The New Chris Chan]&lt;br /&gt;
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[''PewDiePie''] Now there's many many many more stories about really, uh, interesting trolls trolling Chris Chan, but [[Bob|his father]] passed away and he came back on Facebook, saying &amp;quot;I am a lesbian identified man and a cross-dressing tranny. My mother is still old fashioned and putting me down on how other people would perceive me in a short skirt, getting away discreetly in [a] short skirt recently, I received multiple compliments from the women, I wish she would ease up on me and let me have my freedom to flirt the skirt.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''Another video'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''Chris''] Hello people of the internet. Christine Chandler coming to you live from home once again.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''PewDiePie''] Chris and [[Barb|his mother]] started to [[Financhu_Crisis|suffer, financially]] and he made this video.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''Chris''] [''groans''] Our mortgage company's biting our butts once again. Hopefully we'll be able to scrounge up enough- scrounge up the money locally, but we sure could use a lot more help.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''PewDiePie''] Asking people for donations, which seem to come in... pretty frequently. He had quite the cult following, selling his ''very'' famous [[Sonic_Totem|Sonic Totem]] that- which was featured in the background of some of his videos and it was sold for 1500 US dollars. Someone actually bought it. Someone discovered that right after it was sold, he bought a 400 dollar, 14 karat gold necklace. The e-begging sort of became more often and he uh even sold his priceless, priceless striped shirt. From now on, there's not really that much more info. The story sort of continues and, eh, I think it- it serves as a really great example of a cautionary tale.&lt;br /&gt;
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The internet is not always a warm, cuddly place.&lt;br /&gt;
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And people generally like to pick on the- on the weak. I don't think Chris is uh necessarily... the greatest person in the world either.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Chris''] Good Morning.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''PewDiePie''] That's it for now. Thank you for letting me tell you about Chris-chan. If there's anything I missed, I definitely did because there's so much, but you can [[Main_Page|just look it up yourself]].&lt;br /&gt;
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[''PewDiePie does his outro'']&lt;br /&gt;
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== References ==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{People}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:People]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:SniperFire16&amp;diff=201503</id>
		<title>User:SniperFire16</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:SniperFire16&amp;diff=201503"/>
		<updated>2016-10-11T00:44:26Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;SniperFire16: /* Random Shiznit */&lt;/p&gt;
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== About Me ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Welp, after lurking for quite a while, I finally have an account here. Time to make myself known. Truth be told, I stumbled upon Sonichu long ago, although I don't remember when. Now, I'm striving to ''not'' be like Chris in any way possible.&lt;br /&gt;
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== SniperFire likes ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Fanfiction&lt;br /&gt;
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My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic&lt;br /&gt;
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Power Rangers / Super Sentai&lt;br /&gt;
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Adventure Time&lt;br /&gt;
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TVTropes&lt;br /&gt;
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==Random Shiznit==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{ClassicChris}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Christian}}&lt;br /&gt;
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	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Encyclopedia_Dramatica&amp;diff=193492</id>
		<title>Encyclopedia Dramatica</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Encyclopedia_Dramatica&amp;diff=193492"/>
		<updated>2016-01-10T02:18:44Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;SniperFire16: /* External links */&lt;/p&gt;
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{{protip|Stop trying to put mentions of ed.se on this page.  Only use it to replace broken ed.com links.}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Quote|I will see to that website's demise, or my name isn't Christian Weston Chandler.|[[Christopher Weston Chandler]]&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Megan emails, 2008]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
'''Encyclopedia Dramatica''' (a.k.a. '''ED''' and '''æ''') is a satirical wiki and the home to the Chris-Chan page that introduced Chris to the world at large in [[2007]] and made him a popular target for [[trolling]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==ED discovers Chris==&lt;br /&gt;
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In late October 2007, Chris drew the attention of the folks in a forum at [[Wikipedia:Something Awful|Something Awful]], a comedy website. Shortly thereafter, the good people at [[4chan]] also trained their lasers on Chris. Topics of discussion included his [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu comic]], his [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|website]], and his [[MySpace]] page. [[Anna]]'s blog story, &amp;quot;[[The Tale Of The Crazy Pacer]],&amp;quot; was also uncovered. The wealth of information and its lulzworthiness prompted the Anon later known as[[Jason Kendrick Howell]] to create the original Chris-chan page on Encyclopedia Dramatica, on 3 November 2007. Within two years it underwent over 5,000 revisions and became arguably the most popular page on the site.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jason Kendrick Howell interview]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chris discovers ED==&lt;br /&gt;
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Almost immediately, Chris discovered his ED page, during what he called &amp;quot;the worst weekend of my life.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Chris emails 2007#November]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He was horrified by the explicit fan art, what he would later call &amp;quot;Dark Parodic Shit.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[June 2012 Facebook posts#Dark parodic shit]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He was especially enraged by the inclusion of a recent photo of himself, surreptitiously taken at [[The Game Place]] by [[Mimms]] and uploaded to 4chan by [[Lucas]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mimms and Lucas Q&amp;amp;A]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &amp;quot;A hacking terrorist group, Anonymous, and 4Chan are somehow involved in that page as well,&amp;quot; he intoned.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris's initial response to this character assassination was civil. He uploaded a [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement|video]] on 7 November, addressed to ED, requesting that the page be removed on the grounds that it misinterpreted his noble and innocent person. Within a few days, however, he opted to take efforts to personally delete or [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|edit]] the page.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
After a considerable amount of bitching, Chris posted this gem on the ED talk page:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|I AM ADDING THE [[Rule 34|POSITIVITY]] THIS HELL-HOLE OF A WEBSITE NEEDS; you just do not appreciate the POSITIVITY I AM ADDING TO THE PAGE. What I am doing is a STAND against OFFENSIVE, UNNATURAL, UNREQUIRED [[Pickle|Additions]] to ANY Female Image. What I am doing is a STAND for EVERY SINGLE WOMAN Everywhere, because NO WOMAN would EVER want such a Horrific Twist of Fate. What I am doing is a STAND against the VERY THING that is NOT FUNNY AT ALL!!!!!!!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
So, Draw Breasts, [[china|Vaginas]], Uterus, Ovaries and the God-Given Eggs within them, you [[Duck|Two-Inch Short]] [[Pickle|Dick-HEADS!!!!!!!!]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Sincerely, Christian Weston Chandler, A Man For The Women, For the [[Women's Rights]], For the Women's Justice, For the Women's Peace.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
P.S. [[Chris and hypocrisy|Grow a BACKBONE and GO ASK WOMEN OUT AS WELL, YOU TROLLS!]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris then returned, admitting defeat after his tard rage:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|Months ago, I have found from this page being the first of a number hate against me, Christian Weston Chandler. *[[sigh]]* Among the number of you all, my name has been dragged through the mud, my e-mail and MySpace have been hacked for the e-mail information and random information that have been twisted into mockery of [[obesity|my person]], [[Chris and sex|my integrity]], [[List of Chris's lies|my honesty]], [[Ryan Cash|my compassion]], [[heart level|my heart]], [[Chris and religion|my soul]], [[autism|my being]]. Not only that, but the names of my two best gal-pals, [[Megan Schroeder]] and [[Anna McLerran]], and my Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon, [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]], have also been dragged through the mud of mockery along with mine. Not only were [[heart level|my feelings were hurt greatly]], but also those of [[Megan]] and [[Anna]], and a number of my acquaintances within my small social circle were shocked and terrified that such [[trolls|cruelty]], such [[pickle|mockery]], such [[homos|hatred]] was built from the number of those who have added more and more to this disgrace of a description of my [[autism|being]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
For a while, I was angry and enraged, and I shoved information and drawings regretfully drawn beyond my personal boundries down the throat of the webmasters of the page, in attempt to kill the hype and hatred against me. But No More, I give up on trying to edit the page to be more positive, or to delete the page altogether.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
But I have ONE Question, that I put unto you all, the individuals who have taken part in creating this web page, and I would appreciate an Open, Detailed and Honest Answer from each of you in simple e-mails or reply on this discussion page.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Frequently Asked Questions|Why do you hate me so much?]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
What did I do against you to cause the hatred against me? What physical or emotional harm have I ensued unto you? Why do you hate me for being myself in this world full of people who can't help but be themselves? I've had nothing against any of you. I don't even know any of you personally, as far as I know. I have nothing that any of you have already, so Why?&lt;br /&gt;
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I leave you with that to ponder and ponder again over. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Sincerely;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Christian Weston Chandler.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Trying another angle, Chris also encouraged ED to muster as his personal army to go after [[Joshua Martinez]]. Obviously, nobody did what he asked&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://web.archive.org/web/20080227084345/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&amp;amp;oldid=1997409947&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He also tried to create a page on ED for his &amp;quot;CCWC's Fanart of Horrors&amp;quot; (see: [[troll]] art), but a sysop immediately caught it and redirected it to an anti-Semitic template.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris's meddling with ED was a key reason for the destruction of his relationship with [[Megan]]. On 11 [[November 2007]], in an attempt to &amp;quot;shove so much information down their throats and drown them into taking the page down,&amp;quot; Chris uploaded five pornographic drawings to his ED page, including the infamous [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]]. When Megan found out about the drawing in [[March 2008]], it was the final straw. Chris made more furious efforts to scrub the images from ED, but to no avail. Of course, Chris [[CWC's Second Message|blamed ED for all of this]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
By late summer [[2008]], Chris had largely given up on direct involvement with ED. Around the spring of [[2009]], he may have posted one or two comments on the ED talk page referring to [[Clyde Cash]]. The first is below. It was deleted fairly quickly.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|I have learned that there was a connection between her and a state in Washington where some of you have been lurking, and that she was not found in any public records. It took me a week to recover from the [[heart level|crestfallen emotions]], but I am moving on with my life.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Also, you'll have to catch me IRL ONLY to [[troll]] me any further. [[fangs|Do you dare?]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Peace-Out, Christian Weston Chandler&lt;br /&gt;
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--ChrisChanSonichu 22:54, 14 May 2009 (UTC)}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
There was some dispute over it actually being Chris until he himself confirmed it in the post that followed:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|Hey, [[Clyde Cash|CLYDE]], you JERK. I said &amp;quot;IN REAL LIFE&amp;quot;, not [[PS3|Playstation]]. Also, why don't you be the man you CLAIM to be and face me yourself? You keep sending out your prawns to do your dirty work, you coward. &amp;gt;:-(&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Christian C.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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According to Clyde, the above entry was deleted after roughly a minute, probably due to Chris realizing that if he were to ever arrange to meet Clyde, he'd only send his parents anyway.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==1 April 2009==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:ED April Fools' 2009.PNG|left|thumb|Screenshot of ED's front page.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Chris-chan ED April Fools' 2009.PNG|thumb|Screenshot of the article.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On April Fools' Day 2009, the Chris-chan article was taken down and replaced with a message.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|This afternoon, we at Encyclopædia Dramatica have independently decided to remove the Chris-chan article about Christian W. Chandler from our site. We have also removed all references that slander, vilify, demean, or are found to be overly offensive.  In plain terms, this ordeal has gone on far too long and gotten far out of hand. We have unfairly focused on him to the point of intruding in his private life and causing him great personal grief, which no person should ever have to endure. This behavior is not in line with our site goals, and we never wanted something like this. Still, we must take complete responsibility for all our actions, both public and private. And that is why we are speaking to you today. But we say to you now that at no time did we ask anyone to lie, hide, or destroy evidence, or to take any other unlawful action.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
We know that his public comments and his silence about this matter gave a false impression. We misled people, including even his family. We deeply regret that. We can only tell you we were motivated by many factors. First, by a desire to protect himself from the embarrassment of his own conduct.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He was also very concerned about protecting his family. The investigation moved on to his family and friends, then into his private life. And now the investigation itself is under investigation.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This has gone on too long, cost too much, and hurt too many innocent people.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Regardless of any public pressure to reinstate the article, it must be stressed that our intrusion on Chris' private life will cease, and we intend to reclaim his family life for his family. Even internet celebrities have private lives. It is time to stop the pursuit of personal destruction and the prying into private lives and get on with our national life. Our website has been distracted by this matter for too long, and we take responsibility for our part in all of this. That is all we can do.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Now it is time -- in fact, it is past time to move on.  We have important work to do -- real opportunities to seize, real problems to solve, real matters to face.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
And so tonight, we ask you to turn away from the spectacle of the past two years, as we return our attention to all the challenges and all the promise of the next century.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Thank you. And good night.|ED, &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;in a rare case of moralfaggotry&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; joking.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Not surprisingly, the page was put back up on 2 April.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chris and ED in Retrospect==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I do think it is a little behind [[CWCki|cwcwiki]] [sic] on a few things, though, but that is to be expected.|[[Jason Kendrick Howell]] on the ED article two years after its creation&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jason Kendrick Howell interview]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Drycow.PNG|thumb|Uploaded 12 December 2008, before the new comic, [[Miyamoto]] saga, and [[BlueSpike]] saga]]&lt;br /&gt;
For several months prior to the events of the [[BlueSpike]] saga in early 2009, many thought that Chris had dried up, that Chris could go no further. The [[Blanca Weiss#FCTC|FCTC]]'s posting of new pics of Chris's bent [[duck]] in December 2008 prompted an ED admin to lock the talk page and demand satisfaction.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;&amp;quot;MINE: What this talkpage is. If you guys continue your faggotry after this protection expires today I will lock it down longer, and then eventually permanently.&amp;quot;--Arguecat3, now former ED sysop, 4 December 2008.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;I say we just delete it. Along with the archives&amp;quot;--Zaiger, now former ED sysop, 5 December 2008.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Fuck this article and it's talk page. Stupid discussions unrelated to upkeep and editing are the only thing keeping this shit interesting. You guys take this shit WAY to srsly. Find another retard to stalk fgts&amp;quot;--Zaiger, now former ED sysop, 10 December 2008.&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
For a while, the ED page was crammed with misinformation, such as the claim that Chris had attempted to molest [[Patti]], or the idea that Ivy was really [[Kimmi|the blowup doll]]. These rumors were occasionally cleaned out, but trolls and general observers of Chris have since turned to [[CWCki]] to get a more accurate and less biased picture of Chris. TV Tropes once described the CWCki as being &amp;quot;''more accurate and slightly more SFW''&amp;quot; than ED.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As for Chris himself, the ED page bothered him for years, and presumably still does, but he rarely mentions it anymore. An [[Chris chan (CWCipedia)|entire page]] of Chris's website, established in [[December 2009]], was dedicated to &amp;quot;correcting&amp;quot; the evil ED article with his own True and Honest take on the situation. Naturally, it was all about how Chris isn't remotely responsible for anything he has done wrong, and how it's all the fault of his [[autism]] or those DANG DIRTY TROLLS. Gradually, however, Chris's focus on ED died down. He made occasional references,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[July 2012 Facebook posts#E.D. is back up]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; but his depression and focus on [[CWC's Hallmark Negative Life Events|other enemies]] caused his anger to flag.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
ED itself suffered from schism and dissention in [[April 2011]], when it was redirected to '''Oh Internet''', a more safe-for-work wiki, in an attempt to achieve the site revenue required to stay online. The site included watered-down articles about Chris and Sonichu. In October 2013, Oh Internet silently went offline. Encyclopedia Dramatica returned under several domains: .ch, .se and .es, revived via scraping articles and images from archived websites. Going into 2016, it and the Chris-chan article are still kicking.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Chris-chan (forum)==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Edfcwcusers.jpg|thumb|Your average Chris-chan following EDiot.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris-chan''' was a subforum of the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] forums (commonly referred to as '''EDF'''). It was created such that the talk page for the Chris-chan article could be used for its rightful purpose to discuss improving the article.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris indicated in his 13 [[September 2009]] video that he had read the ED forums and had discovered a plan to photoshop images so they looked like they were from a Sonichu game.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Chris dispels videogame rumors]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Chris firmly believed this forum to be the main hub for trolling activity, despite other forums and websites (such as [[CWCki|this one]]) having far more significance.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Sources==&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chris-Chan (CWCipedia)]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jason Kendrick Howell interview]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[4-cent garbage]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chris-chan (forum)]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Christian's sex joke]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[http://www.mediafire.com/?6m7hk01609e4e7k Google Cache of Chris's ED article]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; (dead link as of Jun 2014)&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://encyclopediadramatica.se/Chris-chan Archive of Chris's page on the &amp;quot;new&amp;quot; &amp;quot;new&amp;quot; ED, and the TRUE and HONEST &amp;quot;Chris-chan&amp;quot; article]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://web.archive.org/web/20090216213714/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/User:Reldnahc Chris's ED account]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://forum.encyclopediadramatica.se/ EDF]&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[http://web.archive.org/web/20120731163509/http://ohinternet.com/Chris-chan Oh Internet article (SFW!)] &amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; (dead link as 2014)&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20071104144918/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-chan| Earliest archived version of the &amp;quot;Chris-chan&amp;quot; page on the Wayback Machine.]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{The Internet}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Trolling]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Websites]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: ED Saga]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Sonic_Boom_Protests&amp;diff=187262</id>
		<title>Sonic Boom Protests</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Sonic_Boom_Protests&amp;diff=187262"/>
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''For the song, click [[SingStar Challenge Round 1|here]].''&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:ChrisSonicBoomArms.jpg|thumb|Remember kids: always effect change through vandalism. [[26 December 2014|What could possibly go wrong?]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:PROTESTING SANIC BUM.jpg|thumb|Chris's protest inserts.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Towards late [[2014]], while everyone else was posting on [[Facebook]] about [[Chris and his Ego|less]] [[Homos|important]] [[Women's rights|political]] [[Chris and race|concerns]], [[Chris]] decided that the most important cause of the time was protesting [[Sega]]'s decision to '''make [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic]]'s arms blue''' (as opposed to the usual tan color) in their latest ''non-canon'' game in the series. He is so passionate about this supposed defamation of his favorite video game character that he has gone so far as to write incoherent, rambling letters to Sega, throw tantrums about it on Facebook, [[Death threats|threaten the lives]] of Sega employees, glitterbomb Sega's American HQ, and even physically assault retail staff. His angry, incoherent letters to Sega clearly show that Chris's [[Chris and reality|prolonged estrangement from reality]] is at its peak, and that concepts such as civility, moderation and channeling [[Chris and anger|anger]] in any way that doesn't involve ranting like a child throwing a tantrum are by now completely alien concepts to Chris, or at least go out the window whenever he's annoyed. Unfortunately, unlike previous bouts of anger where Chris would film himself or take to social media to rage at his target, in this instance, he decided to take a hands-on approach to it by vandalizing copies of ''Sonic Boom'' wherever he sees them. And then, when GameStop employees rightfully tried to get him out of the store one day, he proceeded to walk out but not before [[26 December 2014|brandishing his can of mace and spraying it at one poor employee's shirt]].&lt;br /&gt;
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It once was unclear whether or not he will boycott ''Sonic Boom'' or just buy the games and watch the show like the [[Chris and brand loyalty|consumerist lemming]] he is. Given his irrational hatred and acts of vandalism towards otherwise available games, the former is more likely. On 13 [[January 2015]], it was [[Kiwi Farms|revealed]] that he did indeed buy both versions of the game and [[List of Chris's lies|claimed]] that they were sent to him by [[Catherine]], making him even more of a humongous hypocrite than [[wikipedia:Mr. Whipple|Mr. Whipple]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Why Chris has such a bizarre distaste for such a minor, insignificant detail in the first place is still up for speculation. It could simply be some [[Manchester High School|overly-attached nostalgia]] to the 'original' Sonic the Hedgehog, or possibly some inner-venting for his own [[Sonichu (comic)|failed franchise]] that he is determined to get into ''Super Smash Bros. for [[Wii]] U and [[Nintendo]] 3DS''. Whatever the reason, it certainly isn't [[health]]y for Chris, given his current [[Chris and psychology|state]]. In other words, this makes the reactions to Godzilla getting &amp;quot;fatter&amp;quot; in Godzilla (2014), or the lightsabers in ''[[Star Wars]] Episode VII: The Force Awakens'', seem simple and quaint in comparison.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Protests==&lt;br /&gt;
===Blarms Backstory===&lt;br /&gt;
Chris's hatred for Sonic's blue arms started in February 2014, when the first advertisements for the ''Sonic Boom'' TV show appeared on [[Adult Swim|Cartoon Network]]. In December he offered the following chronology:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|3 December 2014&lt;br /&gt;
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I have just received a question from one of my girl friends: &amp;quot;So, I'm curious, where did you hear about this blue-armed Sonic Issue? Is it something you discovered on your own, or is it a bigger issue in the Sonic community?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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To best answer this question, and to VERY MUCH my visual dismay and further recollection: I HAVE been feeling this SINCE Last February. I needed to search for the ONE Announcement Trailer Video of the DAMN TV Show. I Remember finding it for myself on either Facebook through SEGA's feed, or on YouTube through the video recommendations, on my laptop, as we were moving into the temporary house. I felt UTTER Shock at the sight of the Blue Arms on Sonic immediately as I watched it for the first time that day in Early February, 2014; This Year.&lt;br /&gt;
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I was too busy and [[Stress|stressed]] from collecting as much as possible from the burnt house, and bringing them either to our Storage Unit, and this house's basement&lt;br /&gt;
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I had not thought about the issue much, UNTIL Last June or July with the E3 Trailers being presented on the SEGA and Sonic Facebook Pages! Since Then, I have continuously protested the Blue Arms by commenting and messaging them that &amp;quot;Sonic's Arms are NOT Blue!!!&amp;quot; And among which, I have Warned Them that this sort of thing would NOT end well for them, and it was, and still is, a Very Bad Idea!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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So, in short: I watched the damn trailer last February, I felt Pissed Off Then, I relearned about it last June or July: I Still felt Very Pissed Off, and NOW I am continually Growing and GROWING More Angry and PISSED OFF AT SEGA, NINTENDO AND CARTOON NETWORK AND EVERYONE ELSE INVOLVED THERE!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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I have Contacted SEGA and Commented NUMEROUSLY with MONTHS worth of time. They ignored me, Not Responded or Done Anything about it at all, and therefore the time for Talk IS LONG DONE AND OVERWITH!!! AND WE NEED ACTION UPON SEGA AND SONIC BOOM NOW MORE THAN EVER!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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Thank you.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_A3e2bl334&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:001-Christophers1stSonic.jpg|thumb|right|Chris must ''really'' hate this drawing now.]]&lt;br /&gt;
For all the agitation and violence, Chris has never clearly explained exactly ''why'' this particular alteration to this particular cartoon character makes him so furious. The closest he came to explaining his confrontational stance was in a June Facebook post:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|I only just heard and seen the ugly change a few weeks ago, and I had too many other [[Stress|stresses]] going on to act earlier.&lt;br /&gt;
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Why do I feel this way?&lt;br /&gt;
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The same reason why many people feel [[Chris and race|Michael Jackson should]][[Chris and reality| not have had to ]][[Chris and race|change his color]]. Would you want to change your skin detail, just for a &amp;quot;change of image&amp;quot; or an &amp;quot;insecurity of self-concept&amp;quot;?&lt;br /&gt;
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I would not even [[Chris and death|commit suicide ever]], because of how low in self-confidence and self-esteem I have been feeling for YEARS. I'm going to eventually [[Chris and health|pass natural]].&lt;br /&gt;
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So let's get Sonic's arm color changed back!}}&lt;br /&gt;
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He returned to the Michael Jackson analogy in November, arguing that &amp;quot;this Blue Arm Travesty is as Gosh Awful as Michael Jackson's whiteface thing!&amp;quot; He was careful to add, &amp;quot;Nothing personal against the Pop Star singer....And nothing personal against anyone of any Race or Color either.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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While it is difficult to decipher Chris’s garbled sentences, it is clear that his fury is linked to his belief that Sonic, like all cartoon characters, [[Chris and reality|is real and lives in a parallel universe]]. Like many autistic people, Chris is very resistant to change, especially when it is forced upon him. Chris would not change (“commit suicide”) even in the face of tremendous hardship. Sonic, however, like the King of Pop, was forced to change for trivial reasons such as appealing to a broader audience. Sonic has been Chris’s lifelong hero with whom he identifies strongly, so he has taken this injustice very personally. Unfortunately, he falsely assumes that countless millions feel the same way.&lt;br /&gt;
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At other times, however, Chris has latched onto the idea that the blue arms cause him &amp;quot;sensory overload.&amp;quot; [[Sensory Overload|Sensory overload]] is a broad term simply meaning that the body reacts to overstimulation of a sense, but in autistics it generally refers to an abstract, specific sensory stimulus (such as blue arms) which the autistic person is simply unable to stand. However, if sensory overload were a real issue, all he would need to do is avoid Sonic Boom. Chris has never before complained about sensory overload, and damningly has gone so far as to ''draw blue-armed hedgehogs himself'' such as [[Chris and art|some depictions]] of [[Bubbles Rosechu]]. The truth is that Chris either believes that Sega is abusing his best friend, or he is using his [[autism]] as an attempt to sway the intentions of a multi-billion dollar worth company.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Oh Noes, It's Got a Second Season!===&lt;br /&gt;
After discovering that the TV series was renewed for a second season, Chris posted on Facebook to complain about it again.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|5 December 2014&lt;br /&gt;
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A Second Season of the ‪#‎SonicBoom‬ show with those, [[Stress sigh|UGH!!!]], Blue Arms?!!! Hell No!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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Boycott ‪#‎CartoonNetwork‬ With Me!!! Refuse to Watch the channel!!! Refuse to go to their Website for Any Reason as well!!! And TELL THEM TO PULL THE DAMN CARTOON FROM THE AIR AND FORCE ‪#‎SEGA‬ TO RECOLOUR SONIC'S ARMS BACK IMMEDIATELY!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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http://www.gamnesia.com/news/sonic-boom-cartoon-is-very-successful-second-season-confirmed&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:GamenesiaSonicBoom.jpg|220px]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===Spreading the Good Word===&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|5 December 2014&lt;br /&gt;
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Also, Spreading the good word around; commenting and messaging others as I have? Copy/Paste the following short-but-direct message, with the link below:&lt;br /&gt;
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SONIC'S ARMS ARE NOT BLUE, AND THEY SERIOUSLY CAUSE SENSORY OVERLOADS IN ME!!! SEGA NEEDS TO RECALL EVERYTHING SONIC BOOM AND CHANGE SONIC'S ARM COLOUR BACK IMMEDIATELY!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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FOLLOW ME IN BOYCOTTING SONIC BOOM, UNTIL SEGA WISES UP, RECALLS EVERYTHING AND CHANGES HIS ARM COLOUR BACK, NOW!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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Join My Group, [[FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!]], and Sign Our Petition NOW!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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https://www.facebook.com/groups/fixSonicsArmsImmediatelySEGA/}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===Greatest Mistake Ever===&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|7 December 2014&lt;br /&gt;
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Follow My Lead to Force SEGA to Wise Up and Fix Their Greatest Mistake Ever!!!}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris later on posted a link to this post to his Facebook group:&lt;br /&gt;
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EVERYONE! I am going to hand-write to SEGA about this matter, and I have just called their 1-800 number and left a message last night. I will call again middle of this coming week if they do not call me back.&lt;br /&gt;
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I am urging everyone in the group to write and/or telephone SEGA as well, and INSIST and DEMAND upon them to Recall Everything Sonic Boom, including the cartoon and video games, and Change Sonic's Arm Colour Back Immediately!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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Suggest for them to do the following:&lt;br /&gt;
-Recall ALL remaining stock of the Sonic Boom Games and Merchandise from ALL of the stores carrying them.&lt;br /&gt;
-On the eSHOPS, IMMEDIATELY change the initial software to reflect Sonic with his original Tan Colour Arms, as well ALL video and imagery therein on there.&lt;br /&gt;
-Replace ALL of their imagery and videos on their official websites and pages to reflect Sonic with the original tan colour arms as well.&lt;br /&gt;
-IMMEDIATELY create NEW game Cards, Discs AND Inserts with Sonic's original tan colour arms. And on the software, the arm colour MUST be there INITIALLY; BEFORE any downloaded Software Updates.&lt;br /&gt;
-INSTILL downloadable Software Updates for all of the already sold games to reflect Sonic Initially with tan colour arms as well.&lt;br /&gt;
-REMOVE the Sonic Boom Cartoon from the Television and Internet airwaves, and change ALL of the Season One Episodes for Sonic to have his Original Tan Colour Arms, and Initially make that default in ALL following Seasons of episodes, including the Second Season.&lt;br /&gt;
-AND They Must Announce this Recall and Update, As well as Apologies to Every Individual Person who Has Found Little to GREATEST Offense in the new Arm Colour, IMMEDIATELY, WORLDWIDE BROADCAST AND IN PRINTED MAGAZINES AND NEWSPAPERS EVERYWHERE!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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Also, copy and paste the following true statement in your letters and telephone conversations:&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;The very sight of Sonic's Blue Arms makes our ally, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, VA, suffer from consistent Sensory Overloads. Upon seeing them, his brain immediately shuts down into a momentary to lengthy (depending on how long he is forced to displeasingly endure the horrific sight) state of mental paralysis. Combined with his Autism, he only gets more angry as each day passes with this pair of blue arms still remains. Either the Change back to him having tan colored arms happens IMMEDIATELY, or he and our THOUSANDS to MILLIONS of allies in the Sonic the Hedgehog Loyal Fanbase will only get more Angry and Outraged to the point of coming right over there to your office and doing something Very Bad there.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Also, if somehow you have managed to receive a copy of either Sonic Boom game (no questions asked), you should SMASH the Game Disc and or Game Card, and enclose the pieces with your Letter to SEGA of America. To show them that we are Very Serious and Passionate towards Rectifying their mistake in changing Sonic's arm colour.&lt;br /&gt;
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Below is their address, and Customer Support phone number; LET'S GIVE THEM HELL AND BACK IN FORCING THEM TO WISE UP AND CHANGE SONIC'S ARMS BACK IMMEDIATELY!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''[REDACTED]'''&lt;br /&gt;
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‪#‎SEGA‬&lt;br /&gt;
‪#‎SonicTheHedgehog‬&lt;br /&gt;
‪#‎SonicBoom‬&lt;br /&gt;
‪#‎Nintendo‬&lt;br /&gt;
‪#‎CartoonNetwork‬&lt;br /&gt;
‪#‎GameStop‬&lt;br /&gt;
‪#‎ToysRUs‬&lt;br /&gt;
‪#‎WalMart‬&lt;br /&gt;
‪#‎Target‬&lt;br /&gt;
‪#‎BestBuy‬&lt;br /&gt;
‪#‎WiiU‬&lt;br /&gt;
‪#‎Wii‬&lt;br /&gt;
‪#‎3DS‬&lt;br /&gt;
‪#‎DS‬&lt;br /&gt;
‪#‎DSi‬&lt;br /&gt;
‪#‎AmyRose‬&lt;br /&gt;
‪#‎Tails‬&lt;br /&gt;
‪#‎Knuckles‬&lt;br /&gt;
‪#‎Robotnik‬&lt;br /&gt;
‪#‎Eggman‬}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===Pickle Joke===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Black man in pickle suit (1).jpg|thumb|right|The [[Man in the Pickle Suit]]'s reaction.]]&lt;br /&gt;
In Chris's new &amp;quot;FIX SONIC'S ARMS BACK&amp;quot; Facebook group, Chris posted about the pickle joke in the show, surprisingly being &amp;quot;neutral&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
about it. Naturally, however, he eventually suspects it to be a [[Chris and his Ego|personal insult from SEGA]].&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|10 December 2014&lt;br /&gt;
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I know well I said not to talk about the show much, or post any spoilers. This time, though, I am willing to make this exception.&lt;br /&gt;
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I have heard that in the show, Sonic ordered a sandwich with no pickles, but is served the sandwich with extra pickles. I feel neutral/indifferent about the joke. But my friend read a bit into it as a possible reference to myself, as well as a possible middle finger gesture to me from SEGA. Being Serious and Sincere, no sarcasm or jokes: what do y'all think/feel from this lame pickled vegetable joke? Answer in the comments of this post.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===For Christ's and God's Sake===&lt;br /&gt;
Chris shared another of SEGA's Facebook posts, this time about introducing the main character, and Chris as usual complained about his blue arms.&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|12 December 2014&lt;br /&gt;
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For [[Chris and religion|Christ's and God's]] Sake, PLEASe CHANGE HIS ARM COLOUR BACK IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!! &lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:SonicIntroduction.png|220px]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===E-mail to SEGA===&lt;br /&gt;
On 11 [[December 2014]], CWCki user [[User:FromtheWordsofBR|FromtheWordsofBR]] jokingly sent an e-mail to Sega Customer Service under Chris's email, suggesting that they send him free copies of ''Sonic Boom'' for the [[HEXbox]]. Chris discovered this the next day, and proceeded to rage.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://cwckiforums.com/threads/2014-dec-12-chriss-e-mail-to-sega.6462/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quoteboxgreen|'''Ticket #137668: SONIC'S ARMS ARE. NOT BLUE!!!:''' &lt;br /&gt;
Hello,&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Thank you for contacting Sega of America Customer Service. Your request (#137668) has been received, and is being reviewed by our support staff. Response times may vary, but typically you will hear back from us within the same business day. Our agents are on hand from 9AM to 5PM Pacific Standard Time, Monday through Friday (with the exception of US national holidays). Requests received over the weekend will be answered the following Monday. &lt;br /&gt;
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To review the status of this request and add additional comments, follow the link below: &lt;br /&gt;
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http://help.sega.com/requests/137668&lt;br /&gt;
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You may also reply via email.}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chrischansonichu, Nov 20 00:07:''' &lt;br /&gt;
Listen, I DID NOT contact you initially with the message there. That was a HeXBox -Loving INTERNET TROLL PRETENDING TO BE ME. &lt;br /&gt;
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But since I have your attention now, I will bring it up directly with you now. MONTHS NOW, Sonic's Arms Being Blue has SERIOUSLY BEEN BOTHERING ME! They have caused me sensory overload Every Time I see them! They Have To Be Changed Back Now!!! I have contacted SEGA via their Facebook page, as well as the Sonic the Hedgehog Facebook page. Please see attached screen cap photos. &lt;br /&gt;
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PLEASE RECALL EVERYTHING SONIC BOOM RIGHT NOW AND CHANGE HIS ARM COLOUR BACK!!! Or I will Do Worse!!! &lt;br /&gt;
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I am still Very Pissed Off that no one has Fixed the Monstrosity that is Changing Sonic's Arm Color! I am Boycotting the Sonic Boom Games and TV Show and the Toys, minus the two I bought to illustrate my point, and everything else of it. &lt;br /&gt;
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FIX SONIC'S ARM COLOR NOW, or I CONTINUE TO RANT, RAVE, BOYCOTT AND COMPLAIN!!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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SERIOUSLY!!! IF I FIND EITHER SONIC BOOM GAME ON ANY SHELVES IN THE STORES, WITH SONIC'S ARMS STILL BLUE, I WILL BE GOING SOO FUCKING CRAZY TO PREVENT EVERYONE FROM SEEING THE BLUE ARM MONSTROSITY!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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DO YOU HEAR ME, SEGA?! I WOULD TOTALLY BOYCOTT A N CHANNEL AND ENCOURAGE EVERYONE ELSE TO DO THAT AS WELL!!! &lt;br /&gt;
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WISE UP NOW AND RECALL EVERYTHING SONIC BOOM NOW, and maybe I would close the group and the petition and give y'all my money as well. &lt;br /&gt;
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AND THIS IS MORE THAN JUST SOFTWARE UPDATES!!! YOU RECALL ALL OF THE WIIU AND 3DS GAMES, AND CHANGE THE ARM COLOURS IN THE GAME INSERTS, AND CHANGE THE ARM COLOURS IN THE INITIAL SOFTWARE DISCS AND CARTRIDGES, PRE-UPDATE!!! &lt;br /&gt;
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AND PULL THE CARTOON AND CHANGE THE ARM COLOURS IN EVERY SINGLE EPISODE OF THE N SHOW! &lt;br /&gt;
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AND RECALL ALL OF THE SONIC PLUSHES AND FIGURES FROM THE STORES, AND CHANGE HIS ARM COLOUR ON EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM AS WELL!!! &lt;br /&gt;
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DO IT ALL NOW, OR THERE WILL BE SERIOUS SENSORY DAMAGE AND THEN SOME HELL TO PAY!!! }}&lt;br /&gt;
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===The Forces of [[CWCville]] Besiege GameStop===&lt;br /&gt;
{{Main|26 December 2014}}&lt;br /&gt;
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On 26 December, Chris broke several laws by entering a [[GameStop]] from which he had been banned, vandalizing a Sonic Boom display, and ''macing an employee'' who was calling security as Chris left the store. All of this was recorded by a presumably bewildered bystander, and was uploaded to Tumblr the next day. Within two days of his attack, Chris was incarcerated in Albemarle Regional Jail, then released on a $2,500 bail, with a hearing scheduled for early [[2015]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Sonic Boom for Christmas===&lt;br /&gt;
Phone chat log:&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|26 December 2014&lt;br /&gt;
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 [MALE VOICE]: It's the uhh-the uhh- Sonic Boom game. [hand game to Chris]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
 CHRIS: Ok, I'll take it as a gift, thank you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
 [MALE VOICE]: No problem man. I hope you enjoy it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
 CHRIS: I'm hoping that they come out with an update where they change his arm color back.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
 [MALE VOICE]: Why-Why would they change his arm color?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
 CHRIS: Well, didn't you notice on the cover they did, it's. . . . . . .well, you look on his left arm. . . . .it's blue there.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
 [MALE VOICE]: Ohh. So he has blue arms?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
 CHRIS: Yeah. I really hate that change.&lt;br /&gt;
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 [MALE VOICE]: Ohh. What for?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
 CHRIS: Ehh. Just. . . . .too much. Just too drastic. It's like Michael Jackson changing his skin color.&lt;br /&gt;
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 [MALE VOICE]: Have, have you asked them, sent them any feedback, asked them to change it. . .&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
 CHRIS: Yeah, yeah I did, when I first saw the TV trailer, the TV show trailer right before E3. They just pretty much swept me under the rug and blocked me from their facebook.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
 [MALE VOICE]: Why would they do that?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
 CHRIS: Well, they did. And also, I've been repetitive, like, &amp;quot;Sonic's arms are not freakin' blue&amp;quot;. And. . . .yeah, I have threatened them like, you know, if you don't change his arms back. . . . .&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
 [MALE VOICE]: What did you say? What did you threaten them with?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
 CHRIS: Life threats. Like you know, I took a- I had bought a plush of the new sonic with the blue arms, and I covered his new arms with flesh colored Crayola Model Magic, and I like took a couple of photographs of me holdin' it, and I'm like pulling his arms off, and I said, you better do it, or I will, parentheses, not, tear his arms off.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
 [MALE VOICE]: So you made life threats against Sega then?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
 CHRIS: Well, ehh, not in the direct sense.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
 [MALE VOICE]: You mean that you threatened to kill them?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
 CHRIS: No.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
 [MALE VOICE]: No? Well, I mean, you said life threats, so. . . . . . . .it sounds like you're really passionate about it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
 CHRIS: Yes I am.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
 [MALE VOICE]: Well, I mean, Sonic, his arms were uhh, flesh colored before that, right?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
 CHRIS: Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
 [MALE VOICE]: So, I mean, can't you just ignore the blue armed Sonic?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
 CHRIS: I can- I can- it's just too much. Every time I look at the blue arms, even in anything related to the games which they show on cartoon network, I see the blue arms, I go into sensory overload and get really, really, more pissed off.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
 [MALE VOICE]: Yeah. Chris, when these cyberbullies first started attacking you, and stuff like that, you got pissed off then, right?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
 CHRIS: Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
 [MALE VOICE]: . . . and it ended up being a bad thing when you reacted, right?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
 CHRIS: Yeah, but except, I'm not reacting to a troll attack, I'm reacting to something which has been done. Like a, like a, presidential decision that has gone really wrong. Like, let's say Obama's. . . . .life-care thing?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
 [MALE VOICE]: Obamacare. The health-care thing. So you're anti-Obamacare then?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
 CHRIS: Well, uhh, I'm not one hundred percent, I have heard about uhh, hmmmm, uhh, I don't remember exactly-but-or how to phrase it, but I have the gist of it.&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chris, Catie n Sonic===&lt;br /&gt;
 [[January 2015]]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://cwckiforums.com/threads/confirmed-chriss-recent-walmart-altercation-updated.6871/]&lt;br /&gt;
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===Green Irises Are Better Than Blarms===&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|6 January 2015&lt;br /&gt;
[http://cwckiforums.com/threads/chris-attacking-people-is-segas-fault-green-irises-are-better-than-blue-arms.6928/]&lt;br /&gt;
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===Sega Forced Chris to Attack===&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|8 January 2015&lt;br /&gt;
[http://cwckiforums.com/threads/fb-1-8-chris-hates-sega-for-forcing-him-to-attack-somebody.6979/]&lt;br /&gt;
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===Boycott the Yarms===&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|10 January 2015&lt;br /&gt;
[http://cwckiforums.com/threads/fb-1-10-15-sonichus-arms-are-not-yellow.7009/]&lt;br /&gt;
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===The Seed Event===&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|10 January 2015&lt;br /&gt;
Ugh!!! I Fucking Hate These People for continuing to allow the damn blue arms to exist! And I fucking hate them for changing the arm colour in the first place and ultimately from that damn seed event, force me to be attacked, having to defend myself, and forcing me to spend a weekend in jail!&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chris Rages On===&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|12 January 2015&lt;br /&gt;
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Off my rocker?! How Dare She? My Protest was Sound, Valid and Meant to be Good. And she completely ignores that on the day I had to defend myself from that Ass Manager, HE VERBALLY ATTACKED AND OFFENDED ME. And I had no idea of what other pains and stresses He was capable of doing, and I did not want him following me either. You All Do Not Understand my Fragile Mind, nor do Any of You All have Any Caring Nor Understanding to Leave a mentally scarred, damaged and flawed individual like me Be and At Personal Peace of Mind. BUT HELL NO! YOU ALL KEEP ON STRESSING ME MORE AND CAUSING PLEASANT DAYS GONE BAD ON ME. Especially MOST OF EVERY LAST MALE IN THIS WORLD; All of you are nothing but immature, borish, uncouth, and damned Neanderthals. It is no wonder why a lot of Women detest the lot of you, and why I am Most Disgusted and Ashamed to have been forced to be born a damned member of your Male Gender. Hmpf!&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chris Gives Up and Continues On at the Same Time===&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|13 January 2015&lt;br /&gt;
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This is in response to the post below this one about the so-called list of my purchased Nintendo software.  Direct to the point: I have sincerely NEVER purchased either Sonic Boom game.  The 3DS game, however, was actually Hand Given to me as a Gift from my ex-girlfriend, Catherine's Cousin, Al, after out bowling outing in Early December, 2014; Last Month.&lt;br /&gt;
I have registered the 3DS card through my [[Club Nintendo]] account, and explicitly told them in the survey that game Was Gifted to me; I Had Not Purchased it, period.  And I Had shortly after received a copy of the Wii U Game In the Mail.  I had disposed of the envelope, because there was no return address.  I Would have registered that as well, but there as NO Club Nintendo code enclosed.  I have Never booted or played either game, and I certainly never have inserted either card or disc into any of my handhelds or consoles at all ever.  And to spare having it quoted in the comments below this point, or in any future comments and posts in this group or on my page: Being Gifted the thing you are protesting against against your initial will, regardless of acceptance out of being polite or whatever, it does NOT Change my position or aynthing integral of the Protest that I Have personally started and still am working towards the cause, period.&lt;br /&gt;
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SEGA!!! CHANGE SONIC'S ARM COLOUR BACK IMMEDIATELY!!! YOUR BLUE ARMS HAVE HURT NOT ONLY ME IN A NUMBER OF GREAT WAYS, BUT COUNTLESS OTHER PEOPLE (GREATER THAN A THOUSAND INDIVIDUALS) AS WELL!!! YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR LACK OF RECALL AND CORRECTIONS!!!}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Here, Chris is referencing this[http://cwckiforums.com/threads/2015-01-13-nintendo-employee-reveals-details-of-chriss-nintendo-transactions.7042/] Cwcki Forums article; apparently he lurks the forums frequently.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Something Important===&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|15 January 2015&lt;br /&gt;
I have something important to share of importance. After the incident on the 26th, on the court date on the 29th, the judge had documented that neither I, nor Any local GameStop stores or employees, come near or contact each other. I Have not contacted or visited any of them, but the day after on the 30th, One of them called My Cell Phone, TWICE, on the 30th, the day after that court date. I have Not listened to either of their messages; I had marked both of them &amp;quot;As Read&amp;quot;. They both were just automatically removed from my voicemail list. But I screen capped the details from my phone a few days ago. I've had the numbers of the four GameStops, for any inquiries I had to make in the past.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
 Anyhow, They have violated the Court Rules there.&lt;br /&gt;
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}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===Kengle the Troll===&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|19 January 2015&lt;br /&gt;
[http://cwckiforums.com/threads/2015-jan-19-kengle-trolls-chris-with-blue-arms-purchase.7218/]&lt;br /&gt;
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===You Dropped a Glitterbomb on Me, Baby===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:GlitterbombNotice.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's hatred for something so minor becomes greatly unhealthy.]]&lt;br /&gt;
On 30 January 2015, a document was leaked onto the [[CWCki Forums]], revealing that Chris has taken one step above macing employees and is ''threatening to glitterbomb'' Sega's American headquarters. Initially thought to be work done by weens, forum member Marvin eventually stood up and confirmed this actually as Chris's doing. The letter reads:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|SEGA of America Inc. 350 Rhode Island St, Suite 400 San Francisco, CA 94103&lt;br /&gt;
'''For Every Week Sonic the Hedgehog's arms remain blue in the &amp;quot;Sonic Boom&amp;quot; Video Games AND TV Cartoon Show, and that you all at SEGA continue to NOT Public Announce your apology for the change as well as RECALLING Everything of this Sonic Boom to change Sonic's Arm Colour Back Immediately on Television, Newsprint and Internet Posts and Videos, you all will receive a sparkling mess. And to stop this glittery combination from coming in, you WILL Change Sonic the Hedgehogs Arm Colour back immediately in EVERYTHING Sonic Boom, including PULLING the cartoon from Cartoon Network to change the arm colour back in EVERY SINGLE EPISODE of the show.'''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Thank you.'''}}&lt;br /&gt;
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The document reveals that Chris refuses to stop committing acts of battery unless a multimedia company gives in to a 30-year-old manchild's threats. It also shows his complete lack of knowing what glitterbombing actually ''is''. To glitterbomb someone is to dump or throw glitter on your opponent in public (such as [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7uZ4q-7y2M when some guy with a box of Cheez-Its came up to Newt Gingrich and dumped glitter on him]), ''not'' sending envelopes with glitter inside. To send envelopes with glitter inside is simply known as &amp;quot;[http://shipyourenemiesglitter.com/ shipping enemies glitter]&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Weighing In on the Protests===&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|2 Febuary 2015&lt;br /&gt;
Hey [REDACTED], &lt;br /&gt;
 I saw that video and absolutely agree 100% that Chris was unjustified in his actions. I would have supported the employee whipping his ass to be honest. I think Chris needs to go to jail, he has never been held accountable for his actions. Destruction of property, assault, etc are serious stuff. He needs counseling and professional services that I think without incarceration he will never receive. &lt;br /&gt;
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 I'm glad that the Cwiki is no longer what it was in its incarnation, he was using it as an excuse for his behavior, and now can't use it as a fallback on to his issues. &lt;br /&gt;
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 I really have little defense for Christian for what hes been doing, but I hope he can come out a better person.&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chris's Ego Butts In!===&lt;br /&gt;
After hearing about Sega downsizing to focus on PC and Mobile games, Chris [[Chris and reality|thought]] that [[Chris and his Ego|he had a hand in it through his boycott]]: &lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|2 February 2015&lt;br /&gt;
Regardless of SEGA downsizing, Which I feel our boycotting has brought into play, we Have made SEGA take notice of their Mistake in changing Sonic's Arm Color among this term of events. And THEY still CAN create and distribute Downloadable Update Data for BOTH Sonic Boom Games to change his Arm Color Back at the very least.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===Sonic Boom: Fire &amp;amp; Ice===&lt;br /&gt;
After the sequel to the first ''Sonic Boom'' game was announced, Chris immediately showed his disapproval on Facebook. He even threatened [[Best Buy]] to not sell the game unless they change Sonic's arm color back, and still firmly believes that Sega was the one who got him thrown briefly into prison. He then claimed that he will beat up Sega producers [[Omar Woodley]] and Stephen Froat because of the blue arms.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|9 [[June 2015]]&lt;br /&gt;
Hell no!!! Still with the blue arms?!!! Ugh! SEGA, Does my Protest and Jail Time And Court Trouble Result NOT Resonate with you at all? Don't Y'all EVER FREAKING LISTEN AND LEARN?!!!!}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Omar woodley threat.jpeg|300px|thumb|right|His post before he edited in Stephen Froat.]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|[[File:SonicBoomFireAndIce.jpg|thumb|225px|right|The picture he included with this post.]]9 June 2015&lt;br /&gt;
Bring to me, in person, the ones called Omar Woodley and Stephen Frost, So I can tell to their faces of my Plights and Troubles I Went and Had to Go Through, Because of the Sensory Overloading Horrific Arm Colour Change that should NEVER HAVE HAPPENED. And then, let me Kick and Beat Them Up upon further refusal to change the arm Colour back to tan in Everything Sonic Boom!&lt;br /&gt;
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Damn and F*** Olmar Woodley and Stephen Frost!!!}}&lt;br /&gt;
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On the same day, Chris proceeded to post this:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|[[File:SonicNoArms (pic only).jpg|thumb|right|This waste of Chris's [[monthly tugboat]] resulted in his [[white knights]] refusing to help him.]]&lt;br /&gt;
9 June 2015&lt;br /&gt;
I protested peacefully and bold; I get banned from the local Four GameStops, and rebanned from Fashion SquareI ended up in jail for a weekend, along with court troubles; someone got a mild amount of pepper spray.&lt;br /&gt;
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Time healed me some and I was recovering and doing better. Now, ANOTHER BLUE ARMED GAME IS BEING MADE?!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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‪#‎SEGA‬ has ruined a peaceful, pleasant life for me again. It is Payback Time!&lt;br /&gt;
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‪#‎SonicBoom‬&lt;br /&gt;
‪#‎FixSonicsArmsImmediatelySEGA‬}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===10 reasons===&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|12 June 2015&lt;br /&gt;
If SEGA can give me Ten valid Reasons (with at lease One Good Reason) to justify the arm colour change (no less), NOT counting to &amp;quot;Modernize&amp;quot; Sonic or to make Sonic &amp;quot;appealing to the younger generations&amp;quot;, I may reconsider.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==References==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Things Chris hates]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Television shows]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>SniperFire16</name></author>
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		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=March_2010&amp;diff=183593</id>
		<title>March 2010</title>
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&lt;div&gt;[[File:Owllevel.jpg|thumb|ght|On '''9 March''', Chris uploads a new [[LittleBigPlanet]] level that inadvertently reveals the identity of [[The Wallflower]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Chrischanpantsu.jpg|thumb|On '''14 March''', Chris wears a kilt and shows us his underwear.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Sonichu10Years.jpg|thumb|On '''17 March''', Sonichu turned 10, but Chris was too busy getting pissed at Tito to pay much attention.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:CWCipediaHistory19Mar.jpg|thumb|On '''19 March''', Kine kicked off the [[CWCipedia]]'s total destruction with this small change.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Niggachris.jpg|thumb|Also on '''19 March''', this image, among many others, is uploaded in a flurry of massive vandalism.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:SonicCostumeWhining.jpg|thumb|On '''25 March''', Chris proves he just doesn't really care about Bob.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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The beginning of '''March [[2010]]''' started out with a bit of concern. [[Chris]] had made mention of his father [[Bob]] being hospitalized with congestive heart failure. Though many were worried for Bob's health, Chris obviously wasn't as he continued on with his life as if nothing was wrong.&lt;br /&gt;
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Things got happier when Chris, through his own [[Ego|narcissism]], inadvertently revealed the identity of his latest [[gal-pal]] through a ''[[Little Big Planet]]'' level. Dedicated trolls discovered [[The Wallflower|her identity]] and, while many were content with trying to keep it on the down low and letting her discover for herself what kind of [[Chris|monster]] she was dealing with, one faggot ruined it for everyone. The gal-pal apparently left Chris, and as a result of their falling-out, Chris discovered the existence of the CWCki. He immediately demanded that all the pages involving him, his family and friends be removed or there would be trouble...&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris was also, for a good part of the month, trolled by [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]], whom Chris blamed for the loss of the gal-pal and the [[china]] he was sure would follow. The resulting angst drove the man-child to hilarious new lows, such as threatening trolls with a [[pocket knife]], dressing up in a kilt, and using the dreaded N-word on camera, despite being unsure of Tito's ethnicity.&lt;br /&gt;
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As if in retaliation to Chris dropping the N-bomb, control of the CWCipedia was relinquished to Mao, who opened registration to the masses. In no time flat, the website was greatly enhanced by those masses.&lt;br /&gt;
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Holding true to his manifesto from the end of [[February 2010|the previous month]], which basically told his [[fans]] to fuck off and stop asking him for Sonichu comic pages, Chris completely neglected answering his Mailbag and publishing comics. While he had promised to at least begin earnest work on [[Sonichu 11]] in time for the 10-year anniversary of the strip, the [[stress]] of his woman troubles instead drove him to more angry fits of railing against his fans. He even compared them to the trolls that constantly torment him, which is probably the closest Chris has ever been to realizing the truth about his &amp;quot;[[TRUE and LOYAL fanbase]].&amp;quot; As if a final slap in the face to his fans, he told everyone that he was leaving the internet forever and that the only way new comics would show up was when they appeared on comic shelves. If that were really the case, he'd have a schedule that would rival that of [[Wikipedia:Rob Liefeld|LIEFEEEEEEEEEEEEELD!]] Thankfully for all, Chris came back 36 hours later.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Events of March 2010==&lt;br /&gt;
* 1 March - In his first [[Twitter]] [[Captain's Log]], Chris informs us that [[Bob Chandler]] is hospitalized due to congestive heart failure, that he's under lots of [[stress]] and that he will begin releasing [[Sonichu 11|issue 11]] in time for Sonichu's tenth anniversary. (He later breaks this promise.)&lt;br /&gt;
* 2 March - Chris posts [[02 March 2010|two]] [[Surfshack Tito (video)|new]] videos. None of them mention his [[Bob Chandler|father]].&lt;br /&gt;
* 2 March - [[The Wallflower]] tells Chris she'd like to talk to him online about their owl book collaboration.&lt;br /&gt;
* 3 March - [[The Wallflower]] writes to Chris about a fanfiction website she's made.&lt;br /&gt;
* 3 March - [[Evan]] releases an [[:File:Evan responds to his death.png|email from Chris]] regarding his [[Sonichu 10|murder]].&lt;br /&gt;
* 4 March - Evan releases a [[:File:Evan responds to his death2.png|second email]] discussing his brutal killing.&lt;br /&gt;
* 4 March - Chris tells [[The Wallflower]] he's setting up online chat, and pressures her for a date on Saturday.&lt;br /&gt;
* 7 March - Chris sends [[The Wallflower]] two emails about power cables and his VCR.&lt;br /&gt;
* 9 March - Chris releases a &amp;quot;Foretaste version&amp;quot; of a book on [[Twitter]]. According to him, it's being co-written by a &amp;quot;lady friend.&amp;quot; He also releases a new [[LittleBigPlanet]] level to go along with it. &lt;br /&gt;
* 9 March - Using the credits in Chris's most recent LBP level, [[/cwc/]] trolls manage to dox Chris's new [[The Wallflower|lady friend]]. Immediately, her online actions and profiles are revealed, including a large collection of [[homos|slash]] fanfiction. She is also contacted by trolls.&lt;br /&gt;
* 10 March - [[The Wallflower]] finds out about the CWCki and breaks her friendship with Chris. He tells her, &amp;quot;I Love You.&amp;quot; She replies, &amp;quot;I hate you.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* 10 March - Furious, Chris releases [[A message to the Trolls]], regarding trolls contacting his newest [[Gal-Pal]].&lt;br /&gt;
* 10 March - Chris adds a message to the [[CWCipedia]] discussing his discovery of [[CWCki]] and threatens to cause trouble if the pages on his family and &amp;quot;friends&amp;quot; is not removed before 12 March at midnight.&lt;br /&gt;
* 11 March - Chris adds in a second message [[Don't Mess With Me|telling trolls to watch their backs]].&lt;br /&gt;
* 13 March - Chris emails [[The Wallflower]] to warn her about Tito and tell her he still cares about her. She tells him she has a boyfriend.&lt;br /&gt;
* 14 March - Chris assumes [[The Wallflower]] is dating Tito and sends her an email begging her not to leave him. She tells him to leave her alone.&lt;br /&gt;
* 14 March - Chris uploads a [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|video]] of video of him threatening [[Surfshack Tito|Surfshack Tito]] whilst wearing a kilt. Later, he [[&amp;quot;Damian_Antaria&amp;quot;,_PLEASE,_Don't_Leave_Me_-_I_NEED_YOU!!!| pleads]] with [[The_Wallflower|the Wallflower]] to be his [[Boyfriend-free_girl|girlfriend]], and [[Chris and reality|reasons]] that she should sleep with him include the fact that his life is pathetic and hookers cost money.&lt;br /&gt;
* 14 March - Chris extends his deadline for the CWCki to 31 March, citing the changes made for the Wallflower page, and demands that similar changes be applied to the pages of people he's met IRL and his former sweethearts.&lt;br /&gt;
* 14 March - Last of the [[Vivian Gee E-mails 2]] is sent.&lt;br /&gt;
* 15 March - [[The Wallflower]] sends Chris an email demanding that he stop calling her.&lt;br /&gt;
* 16 March - Chris continues to hector [[The Wallflower]] over email. She again tells him not to contact her ever again.&lt;br /&gt;
* 17 March - The [[Happy Sonichu Day|10th anniversary of Sonichu's creation]]. Trolls everywhere raise a glass in honor, and then weep bitterly. Chris does nothing.&lt;br /&gt;
* 17 March - Chris utterly loses it at Tito, with a [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|fit of rage]] not seen for quite some time. &lt;br /&gt;
* 18 March - [[Surfshack Tito E-mails| E-mails between Chris and Surfshack Tito]] are released on /cwc/, where Chris repeatedly calls Tito a [[Niggo|&amp;quot;nigger&amp;quot;]] despite not knowing if Tito is black or not.&lt;br /&gt;
* 18 March - CWCipedia is taken down, with a redirect to Mao's own CWCipedia.&lt;br /&gt;
* 19 March - The CWCipedia returns once again. [[Mao]] is made into a site admin, and someone called &amp;quot;Kine&amp;quot; does some subtle vandalism in the [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Rosechu Rosechu article]. Hours later, the [[Asperpedia]] Four trash the everliving hell out the CWCipedia, greatly enhancing it. Eventually the wiki is open for public editing, causing a legion of trolls to descend on the website like a committee of circling vultures, and a round of massive semi-organized vandalism commences.&lt;br /&gt;
* 20 March - Mao locks the Main Page and its templates, ruining the fun.&lt;br /&gt;
* 20 March - Chris emails [[The Wallflower]] about a party, and she says she's asexual and that he has a &amp;quot;small dick.&amp;quot; This ends their [[Wallflower E-mails 3|correspondence]].&lt;br /&gt;
* 21 March - Chris returns to CWCipedia, sees the mess, and tries in vain to revert the massive vandalism. He quickly gives up, and releases [[03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV|a video]] about him leaving the Internet (again).&lt;br /&gt;
* 21 March- Sysop steps in at around 11:00 p.m., restoring the CWCipedia to a state before Mao became an admin.&lt;br /&gt;
* 22 March- 36 hours after declaring he was leaving the Internet, [[Cleveland Show Voice Rant|Chris proves us wrong again]] by posting another video, this time complaining about a voice actress on The Cleveland Show.&lt;br /&gt;
* 25 March - Chris posts on [[LittleBigPlanet#On costumes|LittleBigWorkshop]] to complain about Sonic [[LittleBigPlanet]] DLC.&lt;br /&gt;
* 26 March - On the CWCipedia, Chris adds a main page condemnation of bootleg Sonichu merchandise as ads surface for a &amp;quot;Mao approved&amp;quot; ''Sonichu 0''&lt;br /&gt;
* 28 March - Continuing on the same spirit as the previous video, Chris now [[F Abstinance|rants against abstinence]], another reason for him being a virgin with rage.&lt;br /&gt;
* 29 March - Chris begins to revert the edits made to the CWCipedia.&lt;br /&gt;
* 30 March - Chris continues to revert the edits made to the CWCipedia. Hours later, the CWCipedia breaks due to 110mb being shit as usual.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Timeline}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Chronology]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Sonic_the_Hedgehog&amp;diff=175702</id>
		<title>Sonic the Hedgehog</title>
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&lt;div&gt;{{quote|[I] looked up to Sonic the Hedgehog as my lifelong hero, because he's not only quck in the feet, but also [[Slow-in-the-minds|in the head]].|[[Christian Weston Chandler]]&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jackie E-mails 20]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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! colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; | ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' character&lt;br /&gt;
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! colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; |Sonic&lt;br /&gt;
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| '''Gender'''&lt;br /&gt;
| Male&lt;br /&gt;
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| '''Length'''&lt;br /&gt;
| 3'3&amp;quot; (100 cm)&lt;br /&gt;
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| '''Weight'''&lt;br /&gt;
| 77 lbs (35 kg)&lt;br /&gt;
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| '''Species'''&lt;br /&gt;
| Hedgehog&lt;br /&gt;
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|}&lt;br /&gt;
'''Sonic the Hedgehog''' is a fictional character that was created by [[Sega]] in order to serve as their main mascot (replacing [[Wikipedia:Alex Kidd|Alex Kidd]]), as well as to compete against [[Nintendo]]'s Mario. He is also one of the primary characters from which the beloved [[Sonichu (comic)|comic book]] hero [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] draws inspiration.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris claims that Sonic has been his &amp;quot;life long hero&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPv7MqvrDK0&amp;amp;feature=player_embedded#!&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; since June [[1990]][''sic'']&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;''Sonic the Hedgehog'' wasn't released until June [[1991]] - see [[Wikipedia:Sonic_the_Hedgehog_(video_game)|here]]. Interestingly, this is also a question on Chris's [[Quizzes#Sonic_the_Hedgehog_History|''Sonic the Hedgehog'' MyBuzz quiz]] which Chris assigns the right answer of June 1991.&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;, replacing [[The Adventures of The American Rabbit|The American Rabbit]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#Conception_and_Creation CWCipedia article on Sonichu]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Chris's transformation into a [[Tomgirl Saga|Tomgirl]] (circa [[March 2011]]&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;Chris changed his PSN quote to [[:File:I am tomgirl.jpg|&amp;quot;I am Tomgirl&amp;quot;]] on 30 March 2011, meaning that he did not became a transvestite in any latter date.&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;) has not diminished his loyalty to Sonic, as can be seen in his [[Facebook#Sega Mascot Contest|29 April 2013 Facebook note]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==History==&lt;br /&gt;
Chris likely first learned about Sonic from a magazine promotion of the series from late 1990, involving the basic plot of Sonic running around to defeat [[Doctor Robotnik]], who was portrayed as a [[Obesity|plump]], [[Chris and his Ego|egotistical]] man who would endeavor to conquer Mobius and destroy Sonic, failing spectacularly each time. A show based on the games called [[Wikipedia:Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog|''Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog'']] was promoted via a [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch &amp;amp; Win Sweepstakes|contest]], with the grand prize being a [[Chris and money|$1,000 video game shopping spree]]. Chris was one of the two winners of the shopping spree and was featured in a news story about the contest, one of the biggest moments (if not ''the'' biggest moment) in his early life, spreading its influence far and wide, from his decisions to enter contests (cf. [[GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes]], [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]], [[Harvey Birdman Commercial|''Harvey Birdman'' Commercial]], [[Pixelated PS3]]) to the eventual creation of [[Sonichu]]. Chris's loyalty was so strong that he was visibly upset when told by bullies that Sonic was dead.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jackie Chat 9|Jackie Chat #9]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[August 2014]], Chris announced he was boycotting the upcoming series ''Sonic Boom''...all because of the fact that they changed the color of Sonic's arms from a flesh color to blue. This is later enforced in [[October 2014|October]] when he posts two photos of himself holding up a Sonic doll with a grim face. Note that ''Sonic Boom'' is not canon and the color change is not permanent at all. It is also worth mentioning that even Chris's '''[[white knights]]''', including [[William Elliott Waterman]], called him out for abusive overreacting instead of defending him.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Role in the comics==&lt;br /&gt;
Sonic first appears in [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]] as Super Sonic battling the [[Perfect Chaos Monster]] in [[Station Square]]. Whilst battling him, a [[Pikachu]] comes to fight Perfect Chaos and is tackled by Sonic. The power of the Chaos Emeralds mutates said Pikachu into [[Sonichu]], who then defeats Perfect Chaos.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Sonichu 1|In the following issue]], he crashes into Sonichu again. After recognizing each other, they team up in order to rescue [[Rosechu]] from the clutches of [[Black Sonichu]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Other than being the catalyst for the creation of Sonichu and teaming up with him in the second issue, Sonic serves no other purpose. He disappears after issue #1, never mentioned again until [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]], where [[Robbie]] sickeningly refers to him as &amp;quot;Uncle Sonic&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Tails's lack of a role in the comics===&lt;br /&gt;
'''Miles &amp;quot;Tails&amp;quot; Prower''' is Sonic's sidekick, and has been in the franchise since [[Wikipedia:Sonic The Hedgehog 2|''Sonic the Hedgehog II'']] was released in [[1992]] for the [[Wikipedia:Sega Genesis|Sega Genesis]]. He has been featured in almost every form of ''Sonic''-related media such as cartoons, anime, and comic books. As such, many have been perplexed on why neither he nor an idiot ripoff (likely named &amp;quot;Prowerlo Sonichu&amp;quot;) has had a role in ''Sonichu''. An orange character who's probably meant to be Tails can be seen in the background of a [[Scrapbook]] [[:Image:063-SonicVsSonichu.jpg|drawing of Sonic and Sonichu]] and he is also briefly featured in a fancomic [[PandaHalo]] made and Chris added to [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], but other than that neither Tails nor a recolor of him appear in the Sonichu universe.&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:0860-Cwcville9.JPG|thumb|He did make a [[Lego]] version of Tails.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Chris has refused to include Tails in his comics, despite ripping off Knuckles and Shadow and featuring an [[Transformers|Autobot]] named &amp;quot;[[Prower]]&amp;quot;. Contrary to what some believe, it is not likely Tails was omitted because of the rumors (made by [[BlueSpike|thirteen-year-olds]] on [[GameFAQs]] and Newgrounds) that Sonic and Tails were a [[homos|gay]] couple. Chris said that &amp;quot;I just did not feel need for a Tails-like Character in the stories. I disagree with all the rumors against Tails; if you read the [[Wikipedia:Sonic the Hedgehog (comics)|''Sonic the Hedgehog'' Comic Book Series]] from Archie Comics, Tails gets a Girlfriend.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag_21#Why no Tails?|Mailbag #21]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He later claims that he &amp;quot;did not feel it appropriate for Tails to be in my comic.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag_38#Chris is an expert matchmaker|Mailbag #38]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Despite this, Chris ''did'' create two Tails-like [[Pokémon]] named Evails and Supreon (an evolution of the former), though they only appeared on the [[Wall of Originals]].  Tails also gets a mention in &amp;quot;[[Sonichu &amp;amp; Rosechu… The Genesis of the Lovehogs]]&amp;quot;, a Sonichu short story which predates the comics.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Wild Sonichu|Wild]] might be the closest a Sonichu character has ever come to ripping off Tails. While they're nothing alike in their looks or personalities ([[Chris_and_writing#Characterization|or lack thereof]], in the case of Wild.),Wild does states in [[Sonichu 3]] that he can use his tail as a propeller, an ability also shared by Tails.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Amy Rose ==&lt;br /&gt;
'''Amy Rose''' is a ''[[Sonic]]'' character created in [[1993]], making her first appearance in the game [[Wikipedia:Sonic CD|''Sonic CD'']]. She serves as the self-proclaimed love interest of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]. In fleshing out the world of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], Chris quickly ripped off the character to serve as Sonichu's girlfriend, [[Rosechu]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Chrischan_traced.jpg|thumb|Yep, definitely different.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
While Sonichu is essentially a recolor of Sonic with a Pikachu tail shoved up his ass, Rosechu is a much more direct rip-off. Like Amy Rose, Rosechu has green eyes and pink fur, with the spines on her head arranged to resemble a bob haircut. Both wear red boots and dresses, with Rosechu's having a blue trim in a slightly different pattern to Amy's white trim. Visually, the only obvious distinction between the two is the [[Raichu]] tail Rosechu has, and the spines on the center of Amy's forehead, which Rosechu lacks. It should be noted, however, that when Chris draws Amy, he [[Chris and art|fails]] to draw the forehead spines properly.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|MAJOR Differences between Amy and Rosie; Amy never had spikes on her back, the clothes are Different; Rosie’s Headband is White, not Red, and Rosechu has a modern girl kinda attitude, and lucky for her, Sonichu RARELY runs away from her charms. And, of course, she has her Electric-Type Attacks to boot.|Christian Weston Chandler, damning himself with [[The Sonichu Chronicles|faint praise]].}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image: Rosechu-AmyRose2.jpg|thumb|200px|right|Even Chris is bored with this sexist gabfest.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As Chris points out, the only real difference between Amy and Rosechu in terms of characterization is that while Amy's crush on Sonic is not reciprocated, Sonichu has been sucking face with Rosechu since the [[Sonichu 0|day they met]]. Obviously, this hardly marks a difference in their ''personality''. If anything, it says more about the differences between Sonic and Sonichu, since they respond differently to affection. Since she's already made her romantic conquest, Rosechu is free to pursue the life of a &amp;quot;modern girl&amp;quot;, which apparently means [[Sonichu 8|face-raping people]] and producing [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|amateur pornography]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image: Rosechu-AmyRose1.jpg|thumb|200px|left|Sheesh, they even think the same words.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As an epilogue to the Sonichu/Sonic team-up in [[Sonichu 1|''Sonichu'' #1]], Rosechu happens to meet Amy in [[CWCville Mall]]. With no hint of irony, the two remark upon how similar they are, and engage in a [[Women's rights|vapid conversation about shopping and relationships]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Shadow the Hedgehog ==&lt;br /&gt;
Introduced in [[2001]]'s [[Wikipedia:Sonic Adventure 2|''Sonic Adventure 2'']], '''Shadow the Hedgehog''' is an anti-hero version of Sonic the Hedgehog. As he quickly became a fan favorite among the ''Sonic'' family of characters, it was only a matter of time before [[Chris]] decided to &amp;quot;create&amp;quot; another [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]]...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Unlike Rosechu, who is virtually identical to Amy in every relevant respect, [[Blake|Black Sonichu]] (Blake) only resembles Shadow in his color scheme and tenuous allegiance to the forces of evil. While Shadow is primarily motivated by his desire to learn about his mysterious past, Black Sonichu was informed of every aspect of his creation by [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|Naitsirhc]]. Most notably, while Shadow is supposed to be a dark and edgy character, Black Sonichu is basically just a punk, committing blatant mischief for very transparent motives.  &lt;br /&gt;
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While this might seem to make Black Sonichu halfway original, it really only means that he's a poor copy of Sonichu instead of a slightly less poor copy of Shadow. Blake's only real claim to individuality was that he acted like an asshole; since falling for [[Bubbles]] in [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], he doesn't even have that going for him.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Shadow makes one appearance in the ''Sonichu'' canon when he shows up as a drummer for [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]], but is later replaced by [[Punchy Sonichu]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Comics==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Sth189.jpg|thumb|right|More likely than not a bigger inspiration than the games series itself.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Sonic comics are almost as numerous as the games themselves, pumped out at a whim for a buck; they even made series specific for each region of the world.  The one Chris is familiar with is the one published by Archie Comics, published in, obviously, [[United States of America|America]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris has hinted at and mentioned that he is familiar with this comic series, and the layout of his comics tends to replicate the style of early Archie ''Sonic'' covers. Reldnahc's calling Chris &amp;quot;Prime-Chan&amp;quot; in the comic may be a reference to the character [[Wikipedia:List_of_Sonic_the_Hedgehog_comic_book_characters#Evil_Sonic.2FScourge_the_Hedgehog|Scourge the Hedgehog]], an evil version of Sonic from another dimension; Sonic is referred to as &amp;quot;Sonic Prime&amp;quot; when dealing with inter-dimensional storylines. Chris has also been known to trace images from an early special of the comic, &amp;quot;Super Sonic vs. Hyper Knuckles&amp;quot;, for the basis of some of his fight scenes, and one of the early shorts, entitled &amp;quot;Sonichu 25 Years Later,&amp;quot; takes its name from a 2004 arc called &amp;quot;Mobius 25 Years Later.&amp;quot; Whether he still reads the comics now or not is unknown. He has stated that he would like ''Sonichu'' to be published by Archie Comics.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[IRC (22 December 2008)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mumble 6|Mumble Chat #6]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; If Chris still reads it, it will probably be a source of plagiarism and mass-debating for years to come.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Starting in [[April 2010]], [[Sony]] began releasing the Archie ''Sonic'' comics for download via the [[Playstation Network]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://blog.us.playstation.com/2010/04/22/playstation-comics-store-update-17/ PlayStation Comics Store Update]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; The likelihood that Chris has purchased them? [[Chris and money|Close to 100%.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Plagiarism==&lt;br /&gt;
To put it bluntly, Sonichu is a [[copyright]] infringement. Chris tries to work around this fact by claiming that Sonichu is a [[parody]] of Sonic the Hedgehog, but Chris clearly  does not understand what the word means, as Sonichu does not derive humor or provide commentary on the original franchise.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Though, since Ken Penders, former writer of the Archie Comics, can claim copyright on his Knuckles Ripoffs, then there's hope for Chris yet.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Modern-classic.png|Sonic with his 90's counterpart.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:001-Christophers1stSonic.jpg|Chris drew this in between ages 8 and 28.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:075-SonicAndSonichu.jpg|He's a street smart cop with twenty years on the force! He's a rookie straight out of academy! Together, they fight crime!&lt;br /&gt;
Image:063-SonicVsSonichu.jpg|Because we all like to see our favorite heroes crossover one day! [[Sonichu 1|Oh wait!]]&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0065-Sonic.jpg|Sonic looking an awful lot like Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:326-SonicJamCard.jpg|...I thought the answer was &amp;quot;Aim for the [[Sonichu 4|sourdough region]]&amp;quot;?&lt;br /&gt;
Image:327-SonicJamCardBck.jpg|[[6 June 2010|Yep,]] [[Don't Mess With Me|that]] [[Sonichu 10|most]] [[Autism Tutorial Extra|certainly ]][[28 October 2011|taught]] [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|him.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Image:445-SonicTotem.JPG|0-0 [http://www.geekologie.com/2009/12/um_yeah_maybe_get_somebody_els.php Geekologie Reader] does not approve of Chris's artwork.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:447-CWCSonicPlate.JPG|Sonic the Blowfish&lt;br /&gt;
Image:468-SonicCup.JPG|Chris makes his own [[Jimmy Hill|unlicensed ''Sonic'' merchandise]].&lt;br /&gt;
Image:469-SonicCupSide.JPG|Hello, lawsuit. &lt;br /&gt;
Image:0064-ChristianWSonic.jpg|Chris was so excited, he produced [[dirty, crapped briefs]].&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0077-SonicDoll.jpg|Chris still has this doll and it has seen [[For Julie's Eyes Only|horrible things]].&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Doctor Robotnik]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Chris and copyright]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==References==&lt;br /&gt;
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==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Wikipedia:Sonic the Hedgehog (character)|Sonic the Hedgehog]] on [[Wikipedia]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Hedgehog Boys}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Not_Jerks}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Stubs|Sonic the Hedgehog]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Things Chris has ripped off]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Video Games]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Christian and the Hedgehog Boys band members]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Dick_Banton&amp;diff=175699</id>
		<title>User talk:Dick Banton</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Dick_Banton&amp;diff=175699"/>
		<updated>2014-10-29T19:16:28Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;SniperFire16: /* Hi there! */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;==Hi there!==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:CWCiki_Introduction.jpg|thumb|300px|Welcome to CWCKI!]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Welcome to [[CWCki]]! There's a lot to do around here because Chris never does anything himself. I hope you'll stay with us and make many improvements of your own!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:Before you start, be sure to read '''[[A Quick Guide to CWCki]]'''. This will guide you through the dos and don'ts of editing [[CWCki|the world's most accurate wiki]]. Be especially sure to read this if you consider Anonymous to be legion or if you've just come over from [[ED]]. Everything you know is [[lies|wrong]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:'''[[Special:Recentchanges|Recent changes]]''' is a great first stop, because you can see what other people are editing right this minute, and where you can help.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:If you're looking for things to do, check out the '''[[CWCki:Priority Listing|priority listing]]''' for things that need to be done, or join a '''[[CWCki:Projects|project]]'''.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:If you haven't already, create a '''[[User:{{PAGENAME}}|user page]]''' about yourself! If you do, we'll be able to know you better as a member of our community. Just be sure to check out the [[CWCki:User pages|guidelines]] first.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:'''Questions?''' Please read the [[Frequently Asked Questions|FAQ]] first. Later, you can ask in the '''[[CWCki:Community_Portal|Community Portal]]''' or on the &amp;quot;discussion&amp;quot; page associated with each article, join the live chat in our [[Sonichu (IRC)|IRC channel]] or post a message on [[User talk:NegaCWC|my talk page]]!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:Once again, welcome to CWCki! &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
When starting new articles, please make sure that you put them in some category. I already took care of that in ''[[Original Sonichu and Rosechu Drawing]]''. - [[User:NegaCWC|NegaCWC]] ([[User talk:NegaCWC|talk]]) 15:02, 3 June 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Well, I was into MLP:FiM ''way'' before I started following CWC. --[[User:SniperFire16|SniperFire16]] ([[User talk:SniperFire16|talk]]) 19:16, 29 October 2014 (UTC)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:SniperFire16&amp;diff=175684</id>
		<title>User:SniperFire16</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:SniperFire16&amp;diff=175684"/>
		<updated>2014-10-29T00:23:34Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;SniperFire16: /* SniperFire is */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
== About Me ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Welp, after lurking for quite a while, I finally have an account here. Time to make myself known. Truth be told, I stumbled upon Sonichu long ago, although I don't remember when. Now, I'm striving to ''not'' be like Chris in any way possible.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== SniperFire likes ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Fanfiction&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Power Rangers / Super Sentai&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Adventure Time&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
TVTropes&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Random Shiznit==&lt;br /&gt;
{{collapsible|SniperFire is/has/etc.|&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;{{Americunt}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Black}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ClassicChris}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Christian}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Evan}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{HFA}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{JackThaddeus}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{JERK}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Observer}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Pedofork}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{TheSimpsons}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Straight|male}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Troper}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Virgin_with_rage}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{VivianGee}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Wii}}&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Dick_Banton&amp;diff=175678</id>
		<title>User talk:Dick Banton</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Dick_Banton&amp;diff=175678"/>
		<updated>2014-10-28T23:53:22Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;SniperFire16: /* Hi there! */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;==Hi there!==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:CWCiki_Introduction.jpg|thumb|300px|Welcome to CWCKI!]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Welcome to [[CWCki]]! There's a lot to do around here because Chris never does anything himself. I hope you'll stay with us and make many improvements of your own!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:Before you start, be sure to read '''[[A Quick Guide to CWCki]]'''. This will guide you through the dos and don'ts of editing [[CWCki|the world's most accurate wiki]]. Be especially sure to read this if you consider Anonymous to be legion or if you've just come over from [[ED]]. Everything you know is [[lies|wrong]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:'''[[Special:Recentchanges|Recent changes]]''' is a great first stop, because you can see what other people are editing right this minute, and where you can help.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:If you're looking for things to do, check out the '''[[CWCki:Priority Listing|priority listing]]''' for things that need to be done, or join a '''[[CWCki:Projects|project]]'''.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:If you haven't already, create a '''[[User:{{PAGENAME}}|user page]]''' about yourself! If you do, we'll be able to know you better as a member of our community. Just be sure to check out the [[CWCki:User pages|guidelines]] first.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:'''Questions?''' Please read the [[Frequently Asked Questions|FAQ]] first. Later, you can ask in the '''[[CWCki:Community_Portal|Community Portal]]''' or on the &amp;quot;discussion&amp;quot; page associated with each article, join the live chat in our [[Sonichu (IRC)|IRC channel]] or post a message on [[User talk:NegaCWC|my talk page]]!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:Once again, welcome to CWCki! &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
When starting new articles, please make sure that you put them in some category. I already took care of that in ''[[Original Sonichu and Rosechu Drawing]]''. - [[User:NegaCWC|NegaCWC]] ([[User talk:NegaCWC|talk]]) 15:02, 3 June 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Well, I was into MLP:FiM ''way'' before I started following CWC. --[[User:SniperFire16|SniperFire16 likes Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D&amp;amp;#39;s]] ([[User talk:SniperFire16|talk]]) 23:53, 28 October 2014 (UTC)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>SniperFire16</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:SniperFire16&amp;diff=175502</id>
		<title>User:SniperFire16</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:SniperFire16&amp;diff=175502"/>
		<updated>2014-10-19T23:47:27Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;SniperFire16: /* SniperFire likes */&lt;/p&gt;
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&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== About Me ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Welp, after lurking for quite a while, I finally have an account here. Time to make myself known. Truth be told, I stumbled upon Sonichu long ago, although I don't remember when. Now, I'm striving to ''not'' be like Chris in any way possible.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== SniperFire likes ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Fanfiction&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Power Rangers / Super Sentai&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Adventure Time&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
TVTropes&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==SniperFire is==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Americunt}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Black}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Christian}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{HFA}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{JERK}}&lt;br /&gt;
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		<title>The End For Real (Kacey call)</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;SniperFire16: /* Video */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;'''The End For Real''' is a phone call which took place between [[Kacey]] and Chris on [[November 2009|10 November 2009]], and led to Kacey severing all connections from Chris, [[Kacey#Marriage to Liquid|Kacey marrying Liquid Chris the following day]], and the resulting [[CWC is Sad|video]] in which Chris tried not to cry over losing his [[Chris and reality|potential]] [[sweetheart]].&lt;br /&gt;
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It was leaked to the [[CWCki]] on 16 [[February 2011]].&lt;br /&gt;
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== Video ==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/Audiofile&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = The End For Real&lt;br /&gt;
| audio          = {{#ev:youtube|ZCxzpjKDp3Y}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 10 November 2009&lt;br /&gt;
| Featuring      = [[Solid Chris]]; [[Kacey]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Saga           = [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] [[Liquid]] Saga&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[Kacey and Liquid Call]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = N/A&lt;br /&gt;
}} &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Hello?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Hi, Chris. It's Kacey.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Oh, hey Kacey.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I-I got [[Kim]]'s e-mail, she said to call you?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah. Yeah, we need-yeah, uh, I feel like we need to, uh, talk, you know, [[Kacey and Liquid Call|sort out what happened the other night]]. Yeah, I did not mean-I did not mean to ignore you, and I was aware you were there and I'm sorr-I'm sorr-I wanted to call you guys back.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' [speaks over Chris] Well, you didn't really... act like I was there, I, like, I'm pretty sure you just straight-out [[Women's rights|ignored everything I said]].&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' [''makes a strange grunting noise''] Yeah, yeah well let me talk about that. You see, uh, I have, uh, what- one of my problems is that I have [[Wikipedia:Tunnel vision|tunnel vision]]. You know, it's like, uh, when, like, [[Autism|you concentrate on one thing and you're pretty much set until its done]]. And, uh, and Chris was-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' [''speaks over Chris''] It-It-It doesn't matter, it made me feel like [[Liquid Chris|Chris]] is more important than I was. You were more concerned about what he was saying even though you think they're lies, than what I was saying even though I'm saying the truth. I mean, it's like, it's like you wanted him more than you wanted me.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Kacey... That's not true. That's not true.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' But-But I mean, if you have tunnel vision shouldn't your tunnel vision have been pointed at ''me'' and not ''him''?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, you see, another one of my flaws is, uh, when I get really [[stressed]] my mind tends to blank out and my problem-solving skills, uh, pretty much, uh, temporary [[Chris and English|[''sic'']]] go down the toilet there. And...it just blank up and it justs really blanks me out, and, don't-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I know, but what's very important to me is that I have someone who can defend me, you weren't even defending me at all, you were just [[Chris and anger|screaming]] at him. I need someone who's quick on their feet. I mean, did you realize how much I was hurt last night?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ...Yeah, I realize how much you were hurt, um, I'm very sorry about that, I real-I realize what a heel I was.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Alright, but did you really realize that, or did someone have to tell you that?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Nope, I realized it. No one had to tell me. [''pause''] I did talk to Kim about it, though.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Well I know you talked to Kim, she's the one who e-mailed me.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ...Yep. But, anyway, Kacey, I do love you. I really do. I'm very sorry I ignored you.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' But, you haven't even tried to contact me until Kim told you to! I mean, how can you say you love me or care about me, and you were just going to, like, okay, I was so hurt, and I, I mean, what would you have done, I mean, if you didn't talk to me? I mean, I could have just gone off and done whatever, you would have been out of sight, out of mind. You couldn't even send a simple e-mail. I mean, it's like you didn't even care that I was hurt or crying or anything.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' No, I di-I did care. I just, uh, I was under st-I was under the shock, too.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' What shock? There was no shock!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' You know, realizing what a heel I was and how hurt you were...and that made me feel hurt. You know? 'Cause...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Then, why didn't you try to contact me? You would think you want to if you hurt someone you, um, supposedly love.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, you're right, I should have, yeah, I should have contacted you sooner. I just feel I-I thought-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' You were too busy playing [[video games]] again, weren't you?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' No, I just thought-I just thought that you might need your spa-you might need some space, you know?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Yeah, 'cause I'm hurting so you're just going to let me hurt all alone, or-or-or worse, in your opinion, you were gonna let me be with Chris, I mean, what did you think was gonna happen? I mean, you were playing video games today anyway, don't lie to me, I know you were.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Okay, I played some video games. I played some video games.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' See? Those are more important than me, too! How the heck are you supposed to have a [[girlfriend]] if you can't even talk to her unless her friend tells you to do it? You're just going to sit around and play video games all day, like, I could be hurt or sick or something, and you wouldn't know because your video games are more important.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' No, Kacey, you are more important. And if I-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [Chris begins to speak, but Kacey interrupts]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' But you're not acting like it at all.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, maybe I'm not acting like uh guh, m-maybe I'm not giving that impression right now. But Kacey-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [Chris is interrupted]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Or ever.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' But Kacey, please believe me. You are very important. [[Chris and English|Because you are kind, caring]] [[China|woman]]. And you mean a lot to me. And I would really be hurt if something happened to you. And I will defend you. I really would.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [mumbles incoherently]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' But you never listen to me. You don't act like it. These are all just empty, meaningless words to me right now.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, y-I-I do listen to you.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' No you don't! You haven't stopped eating McDonald's, you haven't gone jogging, you still play video games, you still ignore me. Name one thing that you do listen to me about. ONE thing.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I did listen to you, on the fact that I should not go to McDonald's. And I have-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [Interrupted]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' But I know you've been eating at McDonald's.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, I, uh, well, um, okay, yes, I was eating at McDonald's for a little while.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Yeah, and it's all fast food, you still go to fast food, I know you do.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' [[sigh|*stress sigh*]], I, okay, I have not gone to McDonald's for over a week.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Or ANY fast food.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' [[Lie|I have not gone to any fast food, have not eaten the fast food, for over a week.]]&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Then [[McDonalds|what]] have you been eating? What did you eat tonight?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I have been-I have been eating mostly TV Dinners.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Like what?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Like Michelina, or Banquet.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' [[Chris_and_health|Have you looked at the nutritional values of those]]? Most of those are like, 300% sodium. That's just as bad, if not worse, because sodium can be just as bad as fat. Why don't you freshly prepare some food? I mean, even getting something at a deli is better. You should be making meals, you said you could cook. Or was that a lie too?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ...I can cook.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Then why don't you?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Because I-because I don't have the individual ingredients at the time.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' [incredulous]...Then go buy them.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' And I will. I'm going to buy the individual ingredients to make- to make da better food.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Why haven't you already? I mean, if you can't even take the initiative to cook your food... I mean, why haven't you done this throughout your life?! Like, you're just lying to me again to make yourself look better, but I know you're never going to do it! I know you're not.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I am. I am going to do it. I am going to do it. [long, awkward pause] I have been working on making myself better. I have been going out jogging.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Yeah, like, for like, what? Five minutes? I run five miles, 2.5 at the... least. I mean, you should be able to jog at least two miles by now if you were even trying. And you don't listen to-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [Chris tries to speak over her, saying &amp;quot;I am trying.&amp;quot;] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;me when I'm trying to tell you I'm worried about how you're probably losing muscle mass or anything. I mean-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I do- I listen to you and like... I-I-I really ap'riciate your concern, but that concern makes me think, and it makes me act... Truly.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' That's- I mean, I saw those [[11042009 51 50|videos when you were trying to lift lemonade...]] Those weren't fifty pounds. I mean, that's not even a workout, anyway, that's not even balanced. Get some real weights. I mean, that's just gonna hurt you, 'cuz you're displacing the weight.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[pause]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, I'm going to get a pair of fifty pound weights...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Either way, it shouldn't have been that hard, I mean, you shouldn't have struggled with something that was like what, five, seven pounds?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Okay, well maybe I- Okay, I exa- I exa- I likely exaggerated when I said that they were each fifty.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' That's a huge exaggeration! That's a ''big'' difference!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' They felt, like, more than twenty pounds apiece.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Kim said they were ten pounds. I'm not even sure if it's that much.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Okay, well... okay, I-I do not claim to actually know how many pounds one of those actually is...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Then you shouldn't have.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' But, it felt like at least twenty.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' No it's not. I'm looking it up on Google right now and it says around eight, ten pounds. I mean, it's just [[Honor roll|simple math and conversion]].&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Okay, well...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I mean, how hard is it to look it up, so you don't look stupid?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, you're right, I could've- I could've looked it up. I just didn't- I did not think about that. I did not think of that. One of my faults, sometimes I don't think of everything.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Yeah, do you ever think, cause I'm starting to think you don't, because you've been making a ''lot'' of mistakes lately. And... it's really, really, making ''me'' think. I mean, I'm tired of the excuses.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, I'm ti- I, I don't like excuses either.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Then why do you make them all the time? That's all you ever do.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Hmm. Okay, maybe- okay. I have made some excuses in the past.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' You make a ''lot'' of excuses in the past. You make any excuse, you ever do, it's always &amp;quot;[[THAT IS MY HOUSE|I'm working on it]],&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;I'm thinking about it,&amp;quot; like, whenever you say stuff like that I know it's not going to get done. I mean, that's really bad, when... I already ''know'' you're not going to do anything by the words you say. You're just gonna continue to make excuses. You left me alone for several days after you heard how upset I was! The hell? You really think I want a boyfriend like that?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, you ta- yeah, you would not want a boyfriend like that. But, I ca-yeah, I mean I have, I realize that...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Exactly, so, you see what I'm saying. Right?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, I understand... what you are saying. And I could be better, and I am willing to improve.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Sssomehow, I don't really think you're going to.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I am going to improve on that.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Well, you haven't yet, so... why would I believe you now?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ''[long silence]'' Okay, you have every right to question that, but... please believe me, I mean, ya know, one thing that- ya know, I would be, I would be ''glad'' to be there for you, but... I don't know your address.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' That doesn't matter, you should be able to be there for me otherwise. You haven't earned that address. I mean, is that really all you've got? I mean... and after that comic, how wo- why would I want to give you my address? You're just going to shoot [[Liquid Chris|Chris]] or me anyway!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I, I promise you, I would not shoot anybody for real. I do not even own a real gun.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Doesn't mean you couldn't get one, I could get a gun and I don't own one.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I do not, I have no intention on getting a real gun in the near future.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I mean, but it's so easy to get guns, do you remember the Virginia Tech shooter? It's easy. Doesn't matter, all you need to do is get mad again, then you'll just ignore me anyway.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I promise you that I would not ignore you in the future, even when I get- even when I get... riled up, and angry and [mumbling], I would not ignore you.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I don't know, you've ignored me enough, don't you think it might be a little too late? I mean, that comic really scared me, I mean, I'm pretty sure... you shot him in the comic so he couldn't follow and take me back. I mean, that's just ''creepy''. That's psychotic. That's delusional.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah. I, I agree with you, that... I may have some issues to resolve with Chris. Like, you know, I definitely should... like, you know, try... to sit in front of him...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ...and discuss things, calmly...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' You think he's gonna do that after he saw that comic?!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, I mean, obviously he definitely has other skeletons in his closet-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' This isn't about him; this isn't about him. This is about you. And I'm tired of you talking bad about him.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' OK, yeah. I don- I don't like talking bad about people, but-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' But you do all the time!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Well, only... just, only- ok, well.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Tell me again why you think you're better than him. Go ahead.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Because I'm- because I'm loyal.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' You're not very loyal; you haven't called me. You're not very honest; you lie to me all the time.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Because I tell you- I tell you everything I'm- from my heart. And [when] I tell you I love you, I mean it.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' That's lying. You can't even send me a simple email to make sure I'm OK. Like, I don't think you get how hurt and angry I am, so no, I want something that you're better at him at that is real, because your lies come from your heart too.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' [Stuttering incoherently for a rebuttal] Ok, I have made the mistake of lying at-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' A lot.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' A lot, a lot, but a lot of the things that I have told you, in the past, were true. I swear, I have told you a lot of truth like you know, like when I tell you about myself on the kind of person I am, those are true. And how I feel about you, that's true, too.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' How do I know that?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' And my hit-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' How do I know you're not just ready to drop me, because it's easier, or something stupid?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Because... we started out as friends, and I in-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' That's right, friends.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Well, hang on, hang on! We started out as friends with the possibility of a relationship, and I would like a relationship.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' How would we start off as friend with the possibility of a relationship? You lied to me the first time you talked to me.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' OK, I did the things-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' You pretended to be my boyfriend, my fiance.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' OK, I did pretend to be Chris. But that was in the case, to let you know, that he was who you- he was not who you thought he was. You know, he was- He ''was'' pretending to be me.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' He wasn't pretending to be you! This is what I don't get. Stop saying he's pretending to be you. Just 'cause you guys have the same name doesn't mean he was pretending to be you, because you two are two totally different people.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' OK, yes, we are two totally different people, and I can list the whole number of things that I am and he's no- that he's not that he claims.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Whatever, I can list the whole things he does that you can't. He can play guitar. He doesn't lie to me. He jogs with me. He does stuff with me. He doesn't sit around and play video games. He has a job. He has a college education. He goes to school. I mean, wh- the hell? I mean, c'mon. Do it, do it. Sho- Tell me. Tell me what's he's not doing and I bet you I can refute everything.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ''[stutters, then sighs]''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' So you don't have anything, do you?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Well... okay, well, I can definitely tell you that he did not go to Manchester High School.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' That doesn't matter to me. What matters to me is he's in school now. And that he's gonna make himself better.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' He is... yes he is, okay, he is...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' His high s- I told you before, high school doesn't matter to me, it's stupid.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Well, you get your education through high school. You need your high school diploma to move on to college...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Not really, anyone can get their GED and blaze through it. What matters even more than high school education is like your SATs and your ACTs. College is what's important to me. Because that shows a future. I mean, I bet you don't even know what a GED is.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I do know, I have a general idea of what a GED is.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' It's a sort of degree.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' ...No... It's... in place of a diploma. I mean, did you even take the SAT?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yes, I did take the SAT in high school.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' What was your scores?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ...I do not remember.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Oh come on, you've got to remember. Nobody forgets their SAT scores.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' It, uh, with a small detail like that, and I felt it was small... it was in one ear and out the other.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Okay, was it- was it above 1100? Was it above 1200? Was it above... anything like that?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, mmm... Ah, yeah, I think it, I think it was... over 1100. [long pause] But that's to the best of my recollection. [[Lie|I swear]].&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' So you had something over 1100, but you went to a community college. I mean, did- did you even try to get into a university? Not that I'm saying community colleges are bad, but, come on.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I did- yeah well, yeah, my mom and dad advised me to go ''to'' the community college, because my family could not afford university.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' That's... my- okay, okay, first off... you're on [[Monthly tugboat|disability]]. Government would have paid for your schooling, the end. That's just being lazy. Um, number two, financial aid and student loans. That would have been all on you, not on them. And the thing is, you... should at ''least'' have transferred to university ''after'' the community college cause community college is a stepping stone. Yes, it's a great way to get your classes for cheaper, but then you ''have'' to go to university to get, like, a bachelor's. I mean, did you even look into that?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' That had not come to mind. By the way, I ca- by the way, just to let you know, I did check with my mom and dad, I mean... yes, they were in for, of the, of the financial aid, but they...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Well then your parents should have done something about that, that just shows your parents didn't care about your future either. But it's not up to them. You should have done it, why didn't you use it? ''[talking over Chris]'' I wish I'd had financial aid right way.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ''[sighs]'' Look. I would have taken the financial aid if I-if I could, but my mom and dad, there was a whole lot of stress going on in just starting out at the community college...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' But you still... should have been able to do it later... ''[Chris stutters]'' Don't you overtalk me! Don't overtalk me. That's the thing, it's always stress, it's always stress this stress that. It...doesn't...''matter''. You should have been able to do something ''afterwards''. Even if you didn't do it right away, you should have been able to go to a four-year university afterwards, and gotten something better than just a little [[CADD]] certificate...whatever. An associate's doesn't do ''shit.'' I'm... I mean, like, I'm sick and tired of hearing you use the word &amp;quot;stress.&amp;quot; You don't know stress. We've been through this before. You ''don't know'' what stress is.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Okay, I will not disagree with you...but on the...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' You're damn ''straight'' you're not gonna disagree with me because you know I'm right! You don't have a job, you don't even- you don't have job stress. You...You sit around, play video games, and get... ''money''. If your life was a hundred times more stressful than it is now, you still wouldn't have as much stress as I do, you wouldn't have as much stress as...my ''[[Chandler cats|cat]]'', probably.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ''[long pause]'' Yeah, y-you're probably right.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' You're damn straight I'm right! I mean, you take days off where you don't do anything except color or play video games. ''[pause]'' I mean, I don't think you get... that all you have shown me the whole time I've known you, is that you don't want to do anything unless it's easy. You want everything to be handed ''to'' you. And if you haven't noticed, I'm kind of ambitious. Why would I want someone like that?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ''[long pause]'' Yeah, you're right. I would not want, uh... I would, if I was to... go out with a woman, I, ah, would want one who was a go-getter. And you...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' But the thing is, don't you think go-getters want ''other'' go-getters? Why would I want someone who's just gonna lay at home and suck up my money? I mean, cause that's all it would be, instead of sucking up the government's money you'd be sucking up my money. And, uh, I'm not sure I'd like that. At all. I mean, I don't want to have to take care of someone until I have kids, and you're ''definitely'' not my kid.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ''[long pause]'' I can definitely, be able- I can definitely take care of myself.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' No you can't! You don't have a job. Can't take care of yourself without a job. My job is hanging on a thread, and I'm still doing way better than you.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Okay, yeah, you're doing... way better than me. You know a lot more than I do.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I mean, seriously, tell me: without your parents, could you survive?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I would do my best to survive, and... I think I would get by.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Really. Your best. Because, I mean... what kind of bills do you think need to be paid off every month?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' ''[long pause]'' Yeah... electric, water, heating... that sort of thing.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' ''[pause]'' Um, how about car insurance? Um, [[Television|cable?]]&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Oh yeah, car, um...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Rent? Property? You got taxes? Um, trash pickup if you have trash? Recycling if you have recycling? Oh, and don't forget any repairs.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yes, there is all that.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I mean, how much do you get a month again? Like, what, 600?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' No, I'm ge- I'm getting... about 800 a month right now.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Still, my bills are slightly larger than that. I mean, you couldn't survive on your own. And, I mean, these are my bills with ''roommates.'' I don't think you could survive without your parents. You can't even move out! And even if you could move out, you wouldn't have anybody to move out ''with''! That's, that's insane!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, that is insane. And I...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Then why haven't you done something about it?! I have been living out on my own since I was eighteen, nineteen. You are twenty-seven! And you haven't moved out yet!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, well one reason is- yeah, I don't have anybody to move out... with.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I moved out with ''nothing.'' I moved out with no job, hardly any money, without a car, and I still survived. And I got myself a job, and I got myself a car.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Well I mean...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I mean, find someone, there's people in craigslist, the newspapers, um universities, everywhere. You can find something. You can find someone who, will just rent a room. And then you don't even need to be around that person. I mean, Hell, you could probably get housing.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, [stutters] That's true, but ah... If I move out that's actually- I think I could be able to move out.. with my girlfriend. I don't, I mean, I wouldn't want just some other, I don't think- I just wouldn't feel comfortable-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' [cuts in] But be realistic Chris, I mean.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' with some kind of stranger...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' You need to know how to live on your own before you go into a relationship. Because if you go straight into, living out with a relationship, it's going to put a strain on there. I mean, you need to know how to deal with strangers, you need to know how to live on your own. I mean if you can't take care of yourself, you can't expect to be in a relationship. You'll just drag it down. Besides, I mean, you shouldn't move out with someone right away anyway, so you should probably live on your own first. I mean, besides, if you keep acting the way you're acting, you aren't likely to get a girlfriend anyway. Besides, if you had your own place to be, it'd be easier, because then there'd be a place for her to move and normally it's the girl who moves in with the guy.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [obvious sounds of Kacey being tired from wailing on Chris so much] &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;And ''besides,'' if you can't even take care of that, how do you expect to take care of a daughter... Which you keep dreaming about. I mean, are you expecting to just marry someone rich?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[''slight pause''] &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' No, I do not... I-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [cut off by Kacey]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Then how are you gonna take care of her? How are you gonna take care of a daughter?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' [[Chris_and_Reality|One day at a time.]]&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' No, there is no one day at a time. You-You... There is no one day at a time. You do that, you're going to [[Obesity|starve.]] You need ''plans.'' I mean, that's like Alcoholics Anonymous, that's not living.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' [[Alcohol|Well, I mean, at least I don't go out and get drunk every night.]] I don't do that.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Well, you know what, at least those drunks could pay for their drinks. You couldn't even do that! I mean, are you just trying to make yourself look good?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' [incoherent mumbling, sounds like he's repeating what Kacey just asked him] Yeah...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Well, stop! It's-It's... I mean, that's- uh, that's stupid!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Well, wait, uh-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' You're comparing apples to oranges!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Okay, wait, maybe I'm misunderstanding the ques- maybe I misunderstood the question. You just said, I mean, I thought you said, uh, &amp;quot;[...]trying to make myself look good.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Yeah, you're just trying to make yourself look good by comparing yourself to someone you think is worse than you. But, I mean, you're not going to be able to always do that. That's not adult.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' [completely skipping over the latter half of her last statements] Oooh, yeah, okay, yeah, now I understand. I just, mm... okay. Mmmm... Yeah. Mmm... Yeah, but, that is, uh, that is kind of a lame deal.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Besides, at this point, they're probably better than you.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, you're pro'lly- Yeah... You're right. A lot of people are better than me. Uh... In situations of being able to take care of him or herselves... Themselves.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Yeah, so obviously you're never gonna be able to take care of anyone. Why would girls want that? Girls want [[Liquid_Chris|real men.]] They want somebody who's gonna give them comfort and security. Not saying that the girl shouldn't be making money, too, and helping out, but I mean, nobody wants somebody who's just going to, [scoff] to, just, lay there and do nothing!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I mean, oh-kay, look at what I'm being offered with Chris. Look at what I'm being offered with you. If you were me, what would you do?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Mm... Yeah... Probably go to one that's better. But... Lemme just ask you- I mean, I know it's not about Chris, lemme ask you, have you actually ''checked'' his back- his background and actually seen where he works?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' ''Yes!'' And that's why he- I know he's honest with me! And it doesn't matter anyway, you just said it's not about him, but then you made it about him. I mean, I've been to a company lunch with him.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Well, um, I was just askin'. I was just askin'.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' So, I mean, seriously, once again, I mean, who do you think would be the better one?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[''pause'']&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Okay, [[Liquid_Chris|him.]]&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Exactly, so why-why do you think I would even give you a chance after all the lies and all the ch-shit you put me through? You ignored me.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I lis- I listen to your every word, I ''did...'' I-I-Okay, well...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[''Chris and Kacey talk over each other, Kacey comes out victorious'']&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' If you listen to it, you definitely didn't do anything about it. I mean, stop lying.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I have been exercising, I have been... going out walking and jogging.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Yeah, for five minutes. Not good enough. Totally not good enough.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Okay, yeah, not good en-could be better. Could be better.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Could be ''a LOT'' better. I mean, working is not good enough if you don't push yourself. Then you're not really working on it. Then you're just kinda coasting through it. You're just kinda being half-assed. Do I really seem like the girl who needs someone half-assed?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, you're not the... kinda girl that would want somebody who's... half-assed.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[''21 second pause'']&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I mean, just... [sigh] Right now, in my eyes, you're just a horrible human being. You leech off [[Monthly_Tugboat|everyone.]] And I can't stand that, for one, you don't even know the principles of your religion right, which is extremely important to me. You've insulted and hurt my fiancé beyond anything, then you've insulted and hurt me, you've ignored me, you think ''he's'' more important, you've disrespected everyone on [[Twin_Falling_Towers|9/11,]] when, of course, nothing touches YOU, you insulted my father, you insulted my family... You- I mean, you compared my grandmother dying to a [[Patti-chan|DOG.]] A ''dog.'' A mangy, dirty dog. I mean. Oh. My. [[Godjesus#Concept_of_God_.28or:_GodJesus.29|GOD.]]&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' [obviously jumping over everything Kacey just said yet again] Patti was not a mangy, dirty dog... She was a member of my family.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Yeah, well, that still doesn't mean that she's like my grandmother dying in a terrorist attack. She still a damned dog. I mean, I love my cats and everything, but they're still cats! She was still a damn dog. I mean, fuck you for even COMPARING that to my grandmother dying.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Okay, well- kay...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' You don't understand life, you don't understand [[Chris_and_Death|death,]] obviously.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I do understand death. It hurts...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' The thing is, you don't understand. I mean, you're not even going to live to see thirty. Why would I wanna be with someone who I know is going to be dead in four years? Three years? I mean... [sigh] I wouldn't even give you five years. My family hates you, you're lying to me, you're nasty to my friends, you lie to my friends. I mean, don't think I don't know that you don't lie to Kim. Don't think I don't know that you don't lie to me! I don't think you'd have luck with anyone, to tell you the truth. So you can not tell me that you want me to be with you or that you love me because you're just gonna die wasting your life playing video games and doing nothing. I mean, even though a [[CADD]] degree isn't much, you haven't done anything with it. You've wasted your life. You've wasted your life and you think you're good enough to date anyone, including me? I mean, you're frickin' weak-willed, you're not even good enough for society. You- I don't think you're ever gonna get anything, you can't fight for what you want. You definitely didn't fight for me, so you know what? I don't need this at all. This is totally not what I need. I mean, fuck you, I don't even wanna be friends, because you are a total waste of space. I mean, you disrespect everyone. And you know what? I'm getting married tomorrow, 2PM. You know what, and it's all thanks to you, cause if it weren't for you being such an [[Nudes|ass,]] I wouldn't see what a great person Chris is and how much he really does love me 'cause I had someone to compare him to, who doesn't give a [[DIRTY,_CRAPPED_BRIEFS|shit]] about me, who only loves his video games and himself. So you know what? You- Just- You know what? I don't even care because I don't even have anything to say to you because you know what, won't hurt about this, [[Red Letter CWC Certified Day|you'll be over this by tomorrow]]. I will never see anything that shows you're even hurt by this or you even care! So you know what, I'm going to go ahead and get married tomorrow. I'm gonna be happy and I'm gonna live my life and you know what, you're gonna be doing the same thing in five years. If you're not dead. I mean, I'd recommend talking to someone about that. Y'should probably call up, you know, an institution, therapy, something, because, I mean, you're gonna be the five- doing the same thing in five minutes. I bet you I will never be mentioned again by you. You're not gonna be upset. You're not gonna do anything. I bet you anything I'm gonna see a new video being like, &amp;quot;Oh, who the hell was Kacey? I'm going after...&amp;quot; I don't even care anymore. I. Don't. Care. I'm getting married tomorrow. I'm gonna be happy, so you know what? Go do whatever because you know what, just fuck you, you're just gonna go off with someone else because, I mean, you've already shown me that, you've already shown me that, sooo... Have fun making a video about meeting a new girlfriend, because I'm done.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Ugh...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Peace out.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[''tape ends'']&lt;br /&gt;
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{{succession|label=[[Kacey_calls|Kacey Phone Calls]]|prevlink=[[Kacey and Liquid Call]]|nextlink=[[The End For Real (Kacey call)]]|Final]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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== About Me ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Welp, after lurking for quite a while, I finally have an account here. Time to make myself known. Truth be told, I stumbled upon Sonichu long ago, although I don't remember when. Now, I'm striving to ''not'' be like Chris in any way possible.&lt;br /&gt;
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== SniperFire likes ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Fanfiction&lt;br /&gt;
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My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Christian}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{HFA}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{JERK}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Straight|male}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Troper}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Virgin_with_rage}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Wii}}&lt;br /&gt;
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		<updated>2014-09-01T14:26:29Z</updated>

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== SniperFire likes ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Fanfiction&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==SniperFire is==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Christian}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{HFA}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{JERK}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Observer}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Straight|male}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Troper}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Virgin_with_rage}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Wii}}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
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		<updated>2014-09-01T14:25:55Z</updated>

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== SniperFire likes ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Fanfiction&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==SniperFire is==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Americunt}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Black}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Christian}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{HFA}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{JERK}}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;div style=&amp;quot;clear:right; float:right;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{Observer}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Straight|male}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Troper}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Virgin_with_rage}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Wii}}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Welp, after lurking for quite a while, I finally have an account here. Time to make myself known. Truth be told, I stumbled upon Sonichu long ago, although I don't remember when. Now, I'm striving to ''not'' be like Chris in any way possible.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<updated>2013-08-22T01:27:07Z</updated>

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== SniperFire likes ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Fanfiction&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==SniperFire is==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;div style=&amp;quot;clear:right; float:right;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{Americunt}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Black}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Christian}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{HFA}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{JERK}}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;div style=&amp;quot;clear:right; float:right;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{Observer}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Straight|male}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Troper}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Virgin_with_rage}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Wii}}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Welp, after lurking for quite a while, I finally have an account here. Time to make myself known. Truth be told, I stumbled upon Sonichu long ago, although I don't remember when. Now, I'm striving to ''not'' be like Chris in any way possible.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>SniperFire16</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:SniperFire16&amp;diff=166893</id>
		<title>User:SniperFire16</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:SniperFire16&amp;diff=166893"/>
		<updated>2013-08-22T01:26:26Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;SniperFire16: /* SniperFire is */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&amp;lt;div style=&amp;quot;clear:left; float:left; width:358x;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
== SniperFire likes ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Fanfiction&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==SniperFire is==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;div style=&amp;quot;clear:right; float:right;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{Americunt}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Black}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Christian}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{HFA}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{JERK}}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;div style=&amp;quot;clear:right; float:right;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{Observer}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Straight|male}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Troper}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Virgin_with_rage}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Wii}}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Welp, after lurking for quite a while, I finally have an account here. Time to make myself known. Truth be told, I stumbled upon Sonichu long ago, although I don't remember when. Now, I'm striving to ''not'' be like Chris in any way possible.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>SniperFire16</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:SniperFire16&amp;diff=157112</id>
		<title>User:SniperFire16</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:SniperFire16&amp;diff=157112"/>
		<updated>2012-02-22T03:41:19Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;SniperFire16: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&amp;lt;div style=&amp;quot;clear:left; float:left; width:358x;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
== SniperFire likes ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Fanfiction&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==SniperFire is==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;div style=&amp;quot;clear:left; float:left;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{Americunt}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Black}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Christian}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{HFA}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{JERK}}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;div style=&amp;quot;clear:right; float:right;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{Observer}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Straight|male}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Troper}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Virgin_with_rage}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Wii}}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Welp, after lurking for quite a while, I finally have an account here. Time to make myself known. Truth be told, I stumbled upon Sonichu long ago, although I don't remember when. Now, I'm striving to ''not'' be like Chris in any way possible.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>SniperFire16</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:SniperFire16&amp;diff=157111</id>
		<title>User:SniperFire16</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:SniperFire16&amp;diff=157111"/>
		<updated>2012-02-22T03:40:55Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;SniperFire16: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&amp;lt;div style=&amp;quot;clear:left; float:left; width:358x;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
== SniperFire likes ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Fanfiction&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==SniperFire is==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;div style=&amp;quot;clear:left; float:left;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{Americunt}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Black}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Christian}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{HFA}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{JERK}}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;div style=&amp;quot;clear:right; float:right;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{Observer}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Straight|male}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Troper}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Virgin_with_rage|male}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Wii}}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Welp, after lurking for quite a while, I finally have an account here. Time to make myself known. Truth be told, I stumbled upon Sonichu long ago, although I don't remember when. Now, I'm striving to ''not'' be like Chris in any way possible.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>SniperFire16</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:SniperFire16&amp;diff=157110</id>
		<title>User:SniperFire16</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:SniperFire16&amp;diff=157110"/>
		<updated>2012-02-22T03:39:15Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;SniperFire16: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&amp;lt;div style=&amp;quot;clear:left; float:left; width:358x;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
== SniperFire likes ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Fanfiction&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==SniperFire is==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;div style=&amp;quot;clear:left; float:left;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{Americunt}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Black}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Christian}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{HFA}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{JERK}}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;div style=&amp;quot;clear:right; float:right;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{Observer}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Straight|male}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Troper}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Virgin_with_rage}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Wii}}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Welp, after lurking for quite a while, I finally have an account here. Time to make myself known. Truth be told, I stumbled upon Sonichu long ago, although I don't remember when. Now, I'm striving to ''not'' be like Chris in any way possible.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>SniperFire16</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:SniperFire16&amp;diff=153683</id>
		<title>User:SniperFire16</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:SniperFire16&amp;diff=153683"/>
		<updated>2011-12-03T05:10:37Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;SniperFire16: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&amp;lt;div style=&amp;quot;clear:left; float:left; width:358x;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
== SniperFire likes ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Fanfiction&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==SniperFire is==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Americunt}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Troper}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Straight}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
----&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Welp, after lurking for quite a while, I finally have an account here. Time to make myself known. Truth be told, I stumbled upon Sonichu long ago, although I don't remember when. Now, I'm striving to ''not'' be like Chris in any way possible.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>SniperFire16</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:SniperFire16&amp;diff=153682</id>
		<title>User:SniperFire16</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:SniperFire16&amp;diff=153682"/>
		<updated>2011-12-03T03:25:09Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;SniperFire16: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&amp;lt;div style=&amp;quot;clear:left; float:left; width:358x;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
== SniperFire likes ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Fanfiction&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==SniperFire is==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Americunt}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Troper}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Straight}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Welp, after lurking for quite a while, I finally have an account here. Time to make myself known. Truth be told, I stumbled upon Sonichu long ago, although I don't remember when. Now, I'm striving to ''not'' be like Chris in any way possible.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>SniperFire16</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Rainbow&amp;diff=145463</id>
		<title>Rainbow</title>
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		<updated>2011-08-25T13:52:06Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;SniperFire16: /* Inconsistencies */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[Image:0Rainbow1.jpg|thumb|right|[[Random-access_humor|Skadoosh]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
A '''rainbow''' is an optical and meteorological phenomenon that causes a spectrum of light to appear in the sky when the Sun shines on droplets of moisture in the Earth's atmosphere. They take the form of a multicolored arc, with red on the outer part of the arch and violet on the inner section of the arch. In Chris's artwork, he consistently switches the positions of blue and green. This is possibly due to some degree of color-blindness, but more likely it's just because Chris is a fucking idiot or too lazy to care. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' canon]] and various other works, rainbows are a recurring theme. For example, a rainbow was responsible for transforming [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] into their present forms. It was later revealed that the same Rainbow also spawned eggs, which eventually matured to become the [[Chaotic Combo]] and [[Silvana]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In real life, there's a rainbow etched into [[Amnyfest Ring|Chris's high school ring]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Chaotic Rainbow==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:0Rainbow2.jpg|thumb|left|Feels Good Man]]&lt;br /&gt;
The rainbow effect was the result of an accidental collision of a male [[Pikachu]] with [[Sonic]] in [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]]. As Sonic was using the power of the Chaos Emeralds at the time, their energies somehow caused the Pikachu to mutate into a being similar in appearance to Sonic. This energy also arced across the sky, striking a female Raichu some fifteen miles away, and transforming her into a similar hedgehog-like creature.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Independently, [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] realized that they had become the genesis of a new [[Pokémon]] species. Eventually, [[Black Sonichu]] was cloned from a sample of Sonichu's [[Semen|DNA]], and the [[Anchuent Prophecy]] would bestow three humans the ability to transform into Sonichus and Rosechus at will, but these were only copies of the originals.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
However, Sonichu would soon discover other Sonichus and Rosechus created by the Rainbow.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==The Chaotic Combo==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:RainbowEggs.jpg|thumb|right|True and Honest Chaos Rainbows ''shit eggs''.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In [[Sonichu 3|''Sonichu'' #3]], Chris revealed that the Rainbow had also spit out five eggs, which landed in various locations around the world.  From within these eggs emerged larval forms of Sonichu and Rosechu, called [[Sonee and Rosey|&amp;quot;Sonee&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;Rosey&amp;quot;]]. These five eventually evolved into variants of Sonichu and Rosechu, each possessing unique abilities and characteristics in addition to the powers of Sonic and Pikachu.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In addition to the eggs, Chris established that &amp;quot;mysterious beams of light also shone from the rainbow&amp;quot;, but declined to elaborate; this might be Chris's way of giving himself an out for adding more Sonichus and Rosechus, like Silvana.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Inconsistencies==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]], Chris established that [[Sonichu]] was sixteen years old, and [[Rosechu]] was fifteen. Presumably, this refers to their age upon the day of their transformation, and so they spent the bulk of their lives as a Pikachu and Raichu. [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]] has since established that the couple turned 19 and 20 respectively as of early [[2008]] in accordance with the &amp;quot;Earth Time&amp;quot; of the comics.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The [[Chaotic Combo]] were spawned from the Rainbow as eggs, meaning that they would have been born while Sonichu was 16. And yet, [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]] depicts them celebrating their nineteenth birthday a few months after Rosechu's nineteenth birthday. Compounding this, Black Sonichu celebrated his twentieth birthday shortly afterward, making him the same age as Sonichu, despite being cloned when Sonichu was sixteen years old.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Strangely, when [[Blake|Black Sonichu]] questions the notion of celebrating a birthday for a clone, he points out that he was &amp;quot;not properly born of a [[Rosechu]]&amp;quot;. The fact is, none of the Electric Hedgehog Pokémon was born naturally, as they were all shat out of a big dumb rainbow.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Additional retcons===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:RainbowChris.jpg|thumb|right|Chris [[Sub-Episode 2|while standing on a rainbow background]], declaring that his [[Love Quest]] [[Lie|is finally over]]. No [[Homos|gay]] overtones here.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Chris since revised the story of the rainbow ''again'' to reveal that a sixth egg had been launched from the Rainbow, only to somehow wind up on the Earth's moon. There, the newborn Rosey was taken under the wing of [[Count Graduon]], who named her &amp;quot;[[Silvana]]&amp;quot; and trained her in the ways of evil. To better equip her for the cause of sexual villainy, Graduon gave Silvana the power to shape-shift, as well as male genitalia, to better fool horny enemy Rosechus. Like the other egg-born Sonichus and Rosechus, Silvana's age is established to be 19, even though Count Graduon wasn't unleashed until Sonichu was 16 and discovered the Anchuent Prophecy.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
To make matters even more confusing, Chris has introduced several other Sonichus and Rosechus throughout the series, including [[Darkbind Sonichu]], [[DJ Jamsta|Jamsta]] Sonichu, [[Lolisa Rosechu]], [[Zapina]] Rosechu, and [[Simonla Rosechu]]. There was no initially explanation provided for when or how these other Sonichus and Rosechus were created throughout their appearances in the comic.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Christian revealed his most current patchwork re-telling of the Rainbow's ''gift'' in his own [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu&amp;amp;oldid=1763 Sonichu] article at the CWCipedia. Chris, not to be outdone by prior work, has pushed his myth [[Fail|''way past'' the third dimension]]: &lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|From the Rainbow, EGGS were emitted throughout Earth, Space and Time. ALL of The eggs were all time-traveled back to the day of February 2, 1989 into various locations. There were countless eggs in addition to the 5 that would hatch into the Chaotic Combo Electric-Hedgehogs.|[[Christian_Weston_Chandler|Chris]], never too sharp with [[Chris humps his PS3|math]]... so let's just say it's ''more than you can count, mister!''}}&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
There is a innumerable amount of Electric Hedgehog Pokémon among us. Be afraid.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===TL;DR===&lt;br /&gt;
In order to draw [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|porn of his characters]], Chris gave the rainbow time-travelling powers so that his recolors won't be underage.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Other uses of rainbows==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:RainbowOverArk.jpg|thumb|right|Chris offers a &amp;quot;rainbow of promise&amp;quot; to his readers, rightfully comparing the travesty of his nude artwork with that of God's brutal punishment of mankind.]]&lt;br /&gt;
It should be noted that the various Sonichus and Rosechus represent every color of the rainbow, although this may be a coincidence, as there's so damn many of them that Chris has no choice but to use every possible color to tell them apart.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In [[Sonichu 3|''Sonichu'' #3]], [[Flame the Sunbird]] lives on Rainbow Island.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Following [[Trolls|fan]] backlash against the hardcore sex scene depicted in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], Chris removed or censored the pages containing genitalia from the site, and posted a ridiculous apology: &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|**After Serious Consideration and numerous complaints, I HAVE REMOVED the explicit sexual pages from EPISODE 17 of Comic #8,&lt;br /&gt;
And as GOD Promised NEVER again to Flood the earth with a Rainbow over Noah's Ark, I cast My Rainbow of Promise to NEVER AGAIN&lt;br /&gt;
Draw or Upload any Further Images between Sonichus and Rosechus in EPISODE 18 of [[Sonichu 8|Comic #8]], as well as ALL Future Comics,&lt;br /&gt;
that depict explicit sexuality.| Chris, correctly comparing his pornographic artwork to the horrors of global disaster &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://sonichu-roschu.blogspot.com/2008/09/episode-17-update.html The OFFICIAL Sonichu &amp;amp; Rosechu Blog: Episode 17 Update]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The message was accompanied by Edward Hicks's painting [[wikipedia:File:Noahs Ark.jpg|&amp;quot;Noah's Ark&amp;quot;]]. True to his style, Chris opted to use a modified version (though this time, it is clearly not one that he made).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Despite Chris's assurances, he drew a love scene between Black Sonichu and Silvana Rosechu in the second half of the same issue, and later restored all of the deleted artwork in the [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack]], along with promises of even more hideous furry porn to come.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris also offered a &amp;quot;rainbow of promise&amp;quot; in an e-mail to [[Megan]]:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I understand the possible irriation from being touched, but I now realize what may have set off the burst of anger. It was because of my immature behavior (with jealousy) over the winner of that contest, wasn't it? I wanted you to know that I have honestly given up on that erronious behavior. I do apologize for having expressed that anger, and I offer a peaceful rainbow as my promise to not get jealous and express such anger again.|Chris, blowing out his ass&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;&amp;quot;I now understand&amp;quot; 08 August 2007, 3:46 p.m. [[Chris_E-mails_2007]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris also mentions rainbows in &amp;quot;[[A-U-T-I-S-M]]&amp;quot;, the third track on his album ''[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (album)|Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote&amp;gt;&amp;lt;poem style=&amp;quot;font-style: italic;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;I'm lookin' at you all and I see a rainbow, come on&lt;br /&gt;
You think I'm different in every way, come on&lt;br /&gt;
All of the times that I've earned [[honor roll]]!&amp;lt;/poem&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This is probably how [[autism]] was explained to him. Either that or he thinks everyone is [[gay]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Possible interpretation of Chris's use of rainbows==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Pride_flag.jpg|center|top]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[Homo|'''&amp;lt;font size=&amp;quot;13&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;H&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;orange&amp;quot;&amp;gt;e&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;'&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;yellow&amp;quot;&amp;gt;s&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;green&amp;quot;&amp;gt; g&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;a&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;indigo&amp;quot;&amp;gt;y&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;violet&amp;quot;&amp;gt;!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;'''&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;]]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chaotic Combo]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chaos Emeralds]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Homos]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Sauces==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://gay4sonichu.yuku.com/ Gay4Sonichu]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://psmission.webs.com/ Pride Sonichu Mission]&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Plot Devices]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>SniperFire16</name></author>
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&lt;div&gt;In late [[December 2009]], the [[CWCipedia]] [[Mailbag|Mailbags]] gained a new subsection, a series of short questions allegedly asked by many people who had written to Chris. Chris was surprisingly diligent about answering all of these '''Common Questions''' (normal people would call them &amp;quot;Frequently Asked Questions&amp;quot; - &amp;quot;FAQ&amp;quot;) with every new Mailbag. The answers, unsurprisingly, were erratic at best. Sometimes Chris provided [[Honest Content|far too much information]], and other times he would provide a single word in response when a longer answer would have been expected. On occasion, he would change the text in the question itself to suit his needs, a practice of editing he'd been using in the mailbags since day one.&lt;br /&gt;
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All of his answers have been compiled here, arranged by the date on which he answered them.&lt;br /&gt;
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==28 December 2009==&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: Have you ever read any books on how to go about creating [[art]]? e.g. [[Wikipedia:Drawing on the Right Side of the Brain|Drawing on the Right Side of the Brain]], [[Wikipedia:The Elements of Style|The Elements of Style]], How to Draw Comics the Marvel Way, [[Mailbag 26#In which Chris's brain starts to work!|On Writing]], or things like internet tutorials?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: [[My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey|I have read such books]], and I have taken many [[art]]s classes too.&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: If you were a director [[A CWC Audition|in Hollywood]], what kinds of films would you make?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: Action/Steamy ([[Chris and English|Striaght]]) Romance &lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: You said you read [[R.L. Stine]] books when you were in high school. What kind of books do you read now? &amp;quot;Literary&amp;quot; fiction? Genre, like mystery or horror or science fiction? Nonfiction?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: I read less books now, although the last book I read was [[Wikipedia:Pamela Anderson|Pamela Anderson]]'s Star.&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: Have you considered creating non-[[Sonichu]] comics or stories?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: Yes, and the ideas are still in my head.&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: Have you ever accepted and used constructive criticism in your comics? Or do you blow off anything anyone says that is slightly negative, even if their intentions are to help you improve your art?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: I have accepted and used ideas and criticism one such example was the [[Sonichu Fan Promo|Sonichu Animations from YouTube User: Timmys1984]]; it was very good, yet the lines were wrong originally. At least I have set that record straight in my [[Sonichu 9|9th Book]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: Why do you steal jokes from so many other sources (i.e. [[Family Guy]] and [[Excel Saga]]) and put it in your comics? It isn't very original and you can't come up with an original concept if all the humor in your comics is stolen.'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: Like Family Guy, [[The Simpsons|Simpsons]], Excel Saga, and even [[South Park]], taking jokes is of acceptable practice; it works when the author is short on original jokes, and wants to fill in a good one. Everybody does it. &amp;quot;[[wikipedia:Simpsons_Already_Did_It|Simpsons Did It]].&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: Describe your artistic process. How do you get inspiration for ideas for your comics? What goes through your head when you draw and color your comics?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: I get the idea beforehand in random thought/imagination/dream, get pen and paper and write/draw it out. A lot goes through my head, and it is hard for me as a [[Chris and his Ego|creative genius]] to remember it all on-the-spot verbatim.&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: We all know you have [[autism]], but exactly what type do you have? There are multiple types on the spectrum.'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: High-Functioning Autism.&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: What do you plan to do after you have found your true [[sweetheart]] and had your daughter [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]]?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: I will live my family life as I had dreamed and waited for hapily.&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: What would you do if either of you turned out to be infertile?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: That is just plain stupid; I am VERY Fertile; Certified in the Medical Clinic, and I would make sure my woman has not hit Menopause yet.&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: What would you do if you found your sweetheart, fell in love with her, married her, but she could only give birth to male children?.'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: It is a 50/50 chance among all women; I trust God to come through in his promise as he has told me before. I will keep trying though; I am not [[Wikipedia:Henry VIII of England|King Henry VIII]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: Aside from creating Sonichu and [[Rosechu]] and excluding your future accomplishment of getting a true sweetheart and having your daughter Crystal, what is your greatest accomplishment in life and why?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: Graduating [[Manchester_High_School|High School]] and [[College]]; I have learned a LOT and met the requirements; it's all good.&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: What are your top five priorities in life and why?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: 1) Good [[Health]] - Who wants to be ill or sick? 2) Happiness - I don't like being [[CWC is sad|sad]]. 3) [[Love Quest|Love]] - I want to feel loved and appreciated by my closest ones. 4) Projects/Job - It gives me something to do. 5) [[Money]] - It does not make the world go around, but everyone wants it to feel like they are getting something out of a deal.&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: If you were made the absolute leader of the entire world for a day and your word was taken as law, what sorts of things would you do to make the world a better place?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: [[Chris and reality|All Men and Women would be paired up in straight couples]], leaving none alone; any remaining will be saved for upcoming men/women respectively. All [[gays]] would be reprogrammed and encouraged to be straight.&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: What about fucking [[sex toys|sex dolls]], [[masturbating]], drawing [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|smut]]? Isn't this all forbidden for true Christians?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: It is not forbidden; that would be the Jews who are against those things, and I am not Jewish, and I respect them as [[Michael Snyder|individual people.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: Contrary to what you stated in issue 8, the age of consent in most of the United States is BELOW 18 (17 or 16). What is your opinion on this?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: I understand that SOME states have that law, and I feel that it is good; [[Pedofork|it broadens the range by one or two years, so one would feel lest restricted]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: What would you say is the most romantic thing you have ever done with or to a woman?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: [[The Creepy Stare|Sensual, emotionally-linked eye-contact]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: We've been hearing about your creations becoming more and more popular amongst the gay community. What are your thoughts on this?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: Firstly, their perspectives of my work are flawed; they misunderstand some points, and I do not care for that at all; It is a STRAIGHT Comic; [[Homos]]exuality Lifestyle is HEAVILY DISCOURAGED and DETESTED. Second, I really feel hatred in them placing MY characters in their events WRONGFULLY, even in... [[It's UGH!|UGH!!!]]... pride parades and essays promoting their lifestyle. All of My [[Magi-Chan|Sonichus]] and [[Silvana|Rosechus]] Are Straight! And I Am Straight! DO NOT SAY OTHERWISE, Because It is Mislabeling; it is Very Wrong, and I DO NOT APPRECIATE IT AT ALL.&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: Do you plan to give an ending to Sonichu's story?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: [[Chris and reality|No]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: Do Sonichu and Rosechu have full names (that is, two-part names, like all other [[Sonichus]] and [[Rosechus]])? If so, what are they?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: No, they are the very first Sonichu and Rosechu, so they do not have such names.&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: Will [[List of cards from The Wall of Originals|Eevails]], or possibly some other [[Tails]]-like creature, appear in your comic?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: No.&lt;br /&gt;
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==31 December 2009==&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: What do you think about people harassing others over [[PlayStation]] home?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: I do not like it at all.&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: What are the 5 worst movies you have ever &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;seen&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; heard of and would never ever watch in your entire life?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: [[Homos|''Brokeback Mountain'']], [[Wikipedia:Borat|''Borat'']], [[Homos|''Bruno, Crying Game'']], ''[[Wikipedia:Krull (film)|Krull]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: What are the 5 worst TV shows you have ever &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;seen&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; heard of and would never ever watch in your entire life?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: I am unsure.&lt;br /&gt;
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''Note: Chris added the strikeouts himself.''&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: What are the 5 worst video games you have ever played?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: I am unsure.&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: What are the 5 best movies you have ever seen?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: [[Mary Poppins]], All [[Transformers]] Movies, Both [[Ghostbusters|Ghostbuster]] Movies, [[Wikipedia:Saw (franchise)|All Saw Movies]], [[Wikipedia:The 40-Year Old Virgin|The 40-Year Old Virgin]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: What are the 5 best TV shows you have ever seen?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: [[Transformers]] (ALL Seasons and Sets), [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] (All Shows), [[Pokémon|Pok'emon]] (All Seasons), [[Wikipedia:Mythbusters|Mythbusters]], [[Filmation's Ghostbusters]] (Little Care for &amp;quot;The Real Ghostbusters&amp;quot;; Jake, Eddie and Tracy WERE THE [[Honest_Content#True_and_Honest,_HOnest_and_True|ORIGINAL]] REAL GHOSTBUSTERS).&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: What are the 5 best video games you have ever played?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: All [[Sonic|Sonic the Hedgehog Titles]], [[LittleBiGPlanet]] ([[PS3]] AND [[PSP]]), All [[Guitar Hero]] Titles, All [[Animal Crossing]] Titles, All Pok'emon Titles.&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: Have you read classic comics like: [[Wikipedia:A Contract With God|A Contract With God]], [[Wikipedia:Maus|Maus]], [[Wikipedia:Watchmen|Watchmen]], or [[Wikipedia:The Sandman (Vertigo)|The Sandman]]?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: [[Wikipedia:Superman|Superman]], [[Wikipedia:Spider-Man|Spider-Man]] and the like.&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: Could you mention any specific titles or series of comics you have read (besides [[Sonic the Hedgehog]])?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: [[Wikipedia:Superman|Superman]], [[Wikipedia:Spider-Man|Spider-Man]] and the like.&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: What's your creative process like?''' &lt;br /&gt;
::A: [[Random]], Extensive, Tough to Comprehend sometimes...&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: How do you go about creating each comic--do you do storyboards or scriptwriting beforehand?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: Mental Storyboards and Scriptwriting, but I do write some of it out on paper.&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: How far in advance do you plan the story?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: About weeks to months in advance. &lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: Besides [[Sonic]], [[Pokemon]], and your daily struggles, what inspires your [[writing]] and [[art]]?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: [[Things Chris has ripped off|Other shows, comics, video games]], and most importantly my [[Evan|Fans]]. :) &lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: Did any specific comic book inspire you to create your own?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: I'd say the [[Wikipedia:Sonic the Hedgehog (comics)|Sonic the Hedgehog Comic Book Series]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: Why comics as opposed to short stories/novels?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: I enjoy [[Chris and art|drawing]], and I feel better with having pictures to associate the words with. &lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: Would you ever consider getting a massage?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: Yes, [[Women's rights|from Women Only.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: What is your purpose in life?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: Does anyone really know their own ONE TRUE purpose in life? We mostly are supposed to live one moment and day at a time as best we can to make us individually feel satisfied and at peace. &lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: Do you believe in an afterlife?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: [[Chris and Religion#Afterlife|Yes]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: What do you think happens after we die?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: Like most people; our souls leave our bodies, we end up in [[Wikipedia:Heaven|Heaven]] or [[Wikipedia:Hell|Hell]] depending on our deeds/misdeeds, and [[Chris and Religion|possibly Reincarnation]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==1 January 2010==&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: Where do you think you'll go after you die and why do you think that will be the case?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: I do my best and what I can to end up in [[Heaven]] , [[Lie|I do a lot of good deeds]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: You follow the Bible rigorously and believe homosexuality will send you to [[Wikipedia:Hell|Hell]]. However, the Bible says that having unmarried sex will send you to Hell as well. Explain your reasonings you choose to ignore God's word and not waiting until after marriage but instead &amp;quot;after the [[Third date|3rd date]]&amp;quot;.'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A:Those more strict rules apply to the [[Michael Snyder|Jewish]], especially the [[Wikipedia:Boook of Leviticus|book of Leviticus]]. I am a Christian [[Wikipedia:Methodism|Methodist]], and as long as we feel comfortable and happy with our lives, if the Christian individual feels comfortable with [[Chris and sex|premarital sex]], then it is cool. &lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: Can you justify your anti-homosexuality? How exactly?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: Yes; the [[Homos]] I have heard from try to push their damn lifestyle in my face, and I DO NOT CARE FOR THAT AT ALL; What they do behind closed doors is None Of My Business, and I still Do Not Care to know a Damn Thing about it. &lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: Why does [[Rosechu]] wear clothes while Sonichu does not? Additionally, why are [[Lolisa]], [[DJ Jamsta]], and Rosechu the only Sonichus and Rosechus who wear clothing?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: Well, Why does [[Wikipedia:The Yogi Bear Show#Cindy Bear|Cindy Bear]] not wear clothes? Why does [[Wikipedia:Mickey Mouse|Mickey Mouse]] wear pants yet [[Sonic]] and [[Wikipedia:Donald Duck|Donald Duck]] do not? Why does [[Wikipedia:Daisy Duck|Daisy Duck]] wear ONLY a Top, yet [[Wikipedia:Minnie Mouse|Minnie Mouse]] wears a skirt? IT'S A CARTOON; WHO CARES?! &lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: Are the [[Sonichu comics|''Sonichu'' comics]] still aimed at children? If so, what age group?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: Yes, [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|Ages 7 and Up]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: I am really interested in your [[Lego]] [[CWCville]], could you please draw an elaborate map of it for me?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: One Day, I will draw a map, although it is similar to the City of Cwcville, VA.&lt;br /&gt;
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==5 January 2010==&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: If [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] got published how much would each Issue cost?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: I'd estimate $2.25, given the current shelf-comic prices. But ON the [[PS3|Playstation Network]]'s Digital Comic Service, I'd estimate $0.99 or $1.99 per Digital Issue.&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: How often does [[Sonichu]] have to stop and take breaks when he's running?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: He only stops for a rescue, [[China|social life]], [[Obesity|eating a chili dog, tacos or whatever he feels like chowin' down]], and to relax at home with [[Robbie Sonee|his family]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: [[Virginia]] lets you to [[Wikipedia:Cousin marriage law in the United States by state|marry your first cousin]], but doesn't allow [[gays]] to marry. Do you think cousin-marriage is better than gay marriage? Why or why not?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: [[Chris and anger|WHAT THE F***?! WHERE DID YOU HEAR THAT C***PIEST OF HEINOUS LIES ABOUT VIRGINIA?!]] Cousin-Marriage is just as Terrible and Unholy as MARRYING YOUR OWN [[Barbara|MOTHER]] OR [[Bob|FATHER]]! In comparison, both unholy marriages are equally terrible.&lt;br /&gt;
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==7 January 2010==&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: You said that you confess your sins and pray every night. What sins do you confess?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: To name a couple: I apologize right after each time I say something like &amp;quot;God damn&amp;quot; (I'm sorry, God); I confess and apologize for, if any that day, angry responses to [[Bob|my own father]] after he starts an arguement or gets on my nerves. &lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: What exactly happened when you were called into [[Mary Lee Walsh]]'s office?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: That was one time I would rather not go into or recall. She raised her voice at me in harsh tones about how &amp;quot;You won't be getting any women&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;Your methods are flawed and stupid&amp;quot; and even &amp;quot;You are Stupid, Christian&amp;quot;. I responded very angrily and verbally abused her back. Then I was kicked out for a year with [[Wikipedia:Anger Management|Anger management]] and [[Wikipedia:Psychiatrist|psychiatrist]] assistance.&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: Why do you randomly capitalize words when you type?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: I do not type in [[Chris and hypocrisy|Caps at Random]]; I type those phrases or words in caps to EMPHASIZE MY POINT OR FACT.&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: When did you first realize that you hated the homos? Do your parents hate them as much as you do?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: I estimate that I started hating them about Summer, [[2003]] just after I started my Sweetheart Search, where I received the response from one woman, &amp;quot;Ooh, I'm sorry, I am a [[Lesbian]].&amp;quot; That, combined with my PAST dislike of [[JERKS|MEN]] in general AND the later pictured images of such acts led me to DISGUST AND HATRED FOR THE HOMOSEXUALS. Plus ALL of the Homos within the Trolls AND all Homosexual Fans with their WRONGFUL Quoting of MY comics and characters in THEIR PAPERS and ESSAYS promoting homosexuality, and EVEN WORSE a [[Sonichu]] BALLOON in one of their God DAMED Pride Parades!!! ALL OF THESE FACTORS have ONLY made my view of the Homosexual Males WORSE! And I will say this again, '''SONICHU IS STRAIGHT, YOU DUMBASS GAYWADS.'''&lt;br /&gt;
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==9 January 2010==&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: What do you think of people of different faiths other than your own (this includes [[Wikipedia:Satanism|Satanism]],[[Wikipedia:Atheism|Atheism]], [[Wikipedia:Agnosticism|Agnosticism]])'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: For most other religions, I am of neutral opinion and have no objections to them whatsoever. But for ALL those of Satanism and Atheism; I do not care for those Non-Religions AT ALL. I will not discriminate the people of those Non-Religions as Individual People.&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: How do you feel about [[Homos|the Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual community]]? do they deserve the same rights as anyone else?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: As individual people, they all deserve Most Rights, but GAY MARRIAGE Should be made Illegal ALL Countries; Marriage is ONLY for Straight Man/Woman couples. I stand behind that most fully.&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: How do you feel about people of different political parties, political parties spanning from Anarchism to Fascism.'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: As a Moderate (of Middle, Neutral Opinion), I have nothing against the other political parties. Mainly, because even though I do have the ability to learn about them, I know not ALL of the details of them.&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: How do you feel about Drugs? Drugs such as Marijuana, Cocaine, Cigarettes, [[Alcohol]], etc.'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: I STAND FULLY AGAINST [[Tobacky|Cigarettes, Marijuana, Cocaine, Cigars]] and ALL other Drugs of the sort. The only exceptions are drugs that are Prescribed to the Individual Person, as long as they are not given to anyone they were not originally prescribed to, I have no objections. And Alcohol; in Responsible, Moderate amounts, it can be good for you, yet I do not support Too Much of it, as if left unchecked, irresponsible or unassisted, too much can lead to [[6 June 2010|fights that can lead to a trip to the hospital and automobile accidents]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: Do you hold any distaste for any worldly culture?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: Only those who fully promote [[Tobacky|smoking]] or such drugs that I have just elaborated against of.&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: Are you uncomfortable about [[Chris and race|people of Color]]? do you have any tensions towards them?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: I have no discomfort or tension against people of all colors. The only exception is in my choice of [[Sweetheart]] or Mate; No Personal Offense, but she can not be [[Niggos|Black]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: Are you disturbed or disgusted by different types of music?''' Many people dislike [[Wikipedia:Death Metal|Death Metal]]: [http://tinyurl.com/ch2yl5 http://tinyurl.com/ch2yl5]&lt;br /&gt;
::A: I have agreement on some lyrics of Death Metal tracks, but the Tune, as long as it is not at loud volume, it is still good.&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: What do you think of our current president? Is he deceiving [[America]]ns as the Right Wing has expressed?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: I think [[Obama]] is doing okay, yet I disagree with his Health Plan; it is premature at the time, because we can not afford it yet. The Right Wing are [[Bob Chandler|sour]], mean people; I give no concern to them.&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: Do you think Countries such as the Soviet Union or [[CWCville|North Korea]] Are actually Communist?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: I do not know much about those countries, so I can not give a full opinion on the topic. Although I do hate Communism; they are of wrong opinions and are considerably mean.&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: How do you think the situation in Afghanistan is going? Is there anything you would do different?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: I do not have full knowledge of that situation either.&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q. Would you be willing to preform oral sex on a woman?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: Yes I would.&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q. You often attempt to scare your trolls by stating they will go to hell. Some of your trolls do not believe in hell, what do you have to say to them?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: Firstly, it is NOT a &amp;quot;scare tactic&amp;quot;, IT IS FACT. And second, I say &amp;quot;Well, Believe it or not. You are Not Dead Yet.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q. Have you ever thought about documenting your daily life? Kind of like a reality show?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: The topic has come to mind, yet I do not feel it appropriate yet.&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q. Do you eat at restaurants other than [[McDonalds]] or [[Burger King]]?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: Yes, namely [[Golden Corral]], [[Country Cookin']] and iHop.&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q. Do you ever consider playing [[Guitar Hero]] on expert instead of hard?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: I have played on Expert, and it is good.&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q. What do you argue about with your dad?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: A number of things; I would not know where to begin on making the list of dumb topics he comes up with.&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q. Why do you want to get the original [[Power Rangers]] back together? They're 40, no longer fit the costumes, one of them is dead, and one of them went to jail for drunk driving.'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: Originally, I meant ONLY to '''[[Revive Zordon]]'''; I mean PRESIDENTS, POLICE CHIEFS and such Recruiting Power Rangers and Creating Zords? Not only is it Trite and LAME, it is not as CLASSIC or Good Quality as Zordon.&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q. Do your parents freak out about you playing with [[My Little Pony|girl's toys]] when you're a grown man?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: No, they do not, and I gave that up [[CWC Update 18 March 2009 More Updated|long ago]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q. What other ideas did you think of to attract women before you settled on a cardboard sign?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: Newspaper/Magazine Ads, Online Dating Sites, Video Dating Services to name a few; THEY COST MONEY.&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q. What do you want to be when you grow up?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: I am [[Chris and reality|ALREADY GROWN UP]]; I am 27 Years Old, going on 28. I am a [[Chris and reality|great artist]], and I am looking forward to an Office Job.&lt;br /&gt;
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==15 January 2010==&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: If you could change the law, how would you change it? and you said you would outlaw the [[friend zone]]? why? what happened to a woman's right to choose who she wants to be with?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: Nothing has happened in [[Women's Rights]]; the &amp;quot;Friend Zone&amp;quot; is only the LOUSIEST EXCUSE EVER to give to someone [[Megan|the woman]] deeply cares about and trusts so she could [[Chris and rape|get out of sex]] or a relationship. I do not take kindly to that Excuse at this time.&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: Do you like everything you see, so long as it doesn't have gay stuff in it?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: Non-gay stuff is acceptable, but I don't like EVERYTHING I SEE; there are some things, even straight things, that I don't like either.&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: [http://www.ratpacker.com/Images/Core_Commander.gif| If you could upload your brain into a robot body, would you? ]''' &lt;br /&gt;
::A: I do not think so.&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: Why aren't you sure of the five worst games you've played? You can't have enjoyed [[List of Chris's games|every game you played]].'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: I just could not think of any that would total up to five.&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: If you went back to college, what would you major in? What classes would you take?''' &lt;br /&gt;
::A: I am not sure.&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: Why do you like the name &amp;quot;[[Reginald]]&amp;quot; so much?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: Because [[PandaHalo|a woman]] who was close to me picked it out for the son in our role-play scenario; now she's [[Chris and death|dead]], and I still miss her sometimes.&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: Did you know that nearly all male porn actors start out making gay porn? What do you think of this?''' &lt;br /&gt;
::A: Whatever; I do not care.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Q: [[Christian Love Day|Why did you get rid of asexuality in Sonichu 10]]? Hasn't it occurred to you that some people just don't like being in romantic relationships, and are much happier single? '''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: It had occured to me about asexuality recently from a mailbag question, and made me think about it, and NOT being able to FEEL the Attraction is Just Sad.&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: In a recent chat, you said that if you had a chance, you would want to make being a homo illegal. Yet, in a video contemporary to the chat, you ask your fans not to leave you. How would you feel if all of your [[Gay4Sonichu|gay fans]] left you?''' &lt;br /&gt;
::A: I would not want them to leave; they are still fans.&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: Have you ever considered getting your own apartment? What prevents you from doing so? '''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: Yes I have considered it. [[Chris and money|Current financial situations]] and fear of change (a common [[Autistic]] Trait) prevents me from doing so.&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: If there were no women, and men could reproduce sexually with other men, would homosexuality still be wrong?''' &lt;br /&gt;
::A: ONLY if that was the case, I would say Shoot Me.&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: Why do so many of your videos have a greenish-yellow tinge?''' &lt;br /&gt;
::A: It's one of the flaws in recording with Sony's EyeCreate Program (a downloadable Playstation 3 Application that requires the [[PSEye|Playstation Eye Camera]]); THEY NEED TO FIX THE PROGRAM, not only of that tint from Lack Of Some Light, but the Audio/Video skips that seems to occur during recording.&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: You hate homos, but you also hate straight men for &amp;quot;taking all the pretty girls leaving none for you.&amp;quot; Shouldn't you support homos, so that other men can date each other and free up girls for you?''' &lt;br /&gt;
::A: NO, because Homosexuality is STILL WRONG.&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: Sex isn't that big of a deal. It's fun, but you don't have to have sex to be happy. Why are you so big about sex?''' &lt;br /&gt;
::A: Oh, I don't know, how about being a [[Virgin with rage|Frustrated Virgin]]?!&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: Would life be better if we reproduced nonsexually, and thus didn't have a sex drive?''' &lt;br /&gt;
::A: That is Bull[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|c***]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: Since you haven't been very specific about your taste in women, who are your favorite porn stars?''' &lt;br /&gt;
::A: To name a few: [[Wikipedia:Jenna Jameson|Jenna Jameson]], [[Wikipedia:Daisy Marie|Daisy Marie]] and [[Wikipedia:Carmen Luvana|Carmen Luvana]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: Do you have any friends in the Autistic community?''' &lt;br /&gt;
::A: Only a few Acquaintances.&lt;br /&gt;
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==20 January 2010==&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: Have you ever considered the possibility that you may never lose your [[Virgin with rage|virginity]]? What will you do then? How old do you think is too old to be a virgin?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: No. The next question is Non-Applicable. [[Wikipedia:The 40-Year Old Virgin|40]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: If you could have sex with one famous woman, living or historical, who would it be?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: [[Britney Spears]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: Why do you think [[Asperchu]] currently has 10 times as many fans as Sonichu?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: &amp;quot;Fans&amp;quot; are fickle, and so are &amp;quot;Fads&amp;quot;; the Non-True Fans will always look for the Next &amp;quot;Fad&amp;quot; until they tire of it and move on to the next &amp;quot;Fad&amp;quot;. In this note, I would say that I am Possibly Retro, and [[Chris and Fashion|Retro is ALWAYS IN]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: Would you say your life has improved since thinking up [[Sonichu]]? Why or why not?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: [[Chris and his ego|Yes; I became famous]], and becoming famous is not an easy task.&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: Do you know what the word &amp;quot;[[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocrite]]&amp;quot; means?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: &amp;quot;hypocrite&amp;quot;; an adjective; 1) [[Chris and religion|to be of a belief while not upholding that belief.]] 2) [[Lie|a total liar.]] 3) an UNTRUE Fan. example: When the Sonichu Fan left Sonichu for a [[Asperchu|newer, yet badly drawn, thing]], after having said that they would always enjoy Sonichu forever, is a '''hypocrite''' among the [[Fanbase|Truest and Loyalest Sonichu Fans]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: I noticed that you have [[The Simpsons|a Marge Simpson poster]] on [[Chris's room|your wall]]. Do you find her sexually appealing and if yes why?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: That is the pin-up from a &amp;quot;[[Wikipedia:Playboy (magazine)|Playboy]]&amp;quot; a few months ago. She is appealing, yes, but I am more attracted to the real-life women around us all.&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: What's with all the pictures of Rosechu with a [[pickle]] on the internet? I thought she was supposed to be ALL WOMAN?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: Rosechu IS All Woman; she transformed from a Female Raichu; those people are just being stupid [[jerk]]s with such &amp;quot;renditions&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: How do you expect to keep us last remaining fans by stop working on the comic pages?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: I am drawing pages every day; just be patient and have full faith, unless you want to be considered a '''hypocrite''' among True, Loyal Sonichu and Rosechu Fans.&lt;br /&gt;
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==26 January 2010==&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Q: If Rosechu is a Raichu, that means she's more evolved then Sonichu, who is a Pikachu. Shouldn't she be more powerful than Sonichu and be the leader?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: Evolution makes no difference; Rosechu is equally as powerful as Sonichu; Sonichu is the main character; Rosechu has equal leadership roles, so [[Women's rights|she leads when appropriate]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: Why do you think you are better artist than [[Alec Benson Leary|Alec]], aside from low-resolution and his style's blockiness? Is there something wrong to have quirky and blocky drawing style?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: How about the fact that his style looks [[Slow-in-the-minds|Retarded]] and something that [[Chris and hypocrisy|a 2-Year Old can do]]? There's nothing wrong, unless you want to be TRULY Respected as [[Chris and art|an Avid Artist]] and Serious Person. &lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: Why is [[Flame the Sunbird]] a ripoff of [[Wikipedia:Kazooie|Kazooie]]?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: Flame was NEVER taken from Kazooie; if anything, he is MORE similar to [[Sonic|Knuckles]], but with a Sunbird Form. &lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: You have expressed disdain for Asperchu and [[Simonchu]], but how do you feel about [[Moon-Pals]]? Have you read it? If not, it would only be fair for you to do so.'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: I have read Moon-Pals, and I feel that it is more like Moon-Dorks the way [[Sean]] draws and Portrays their Events so Grotesquely. &lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: How many fans do you think you have? Please specify one of the following options: 0-10, 11-100, 101-1000, 1001-10000, 10000+.''' &lt;br /&gt;
::A: [[Ego|1000000000+.]] &lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: How many fans do you think Asperchu has? Please specify one of the following options: 0-10, 11-100, 101-1000, 1001-10000, 10000+.'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: 0-10&lt;br /&gt;
''Chris left this last question unanswered until 30 January.''&lt;br /&gt;
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==30 January 2010==&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Q: Will you ever be able to accept criticism without being condescending or changing the subject?'''	&lt;br /&gt;
::A: Yes.&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: Capital punishment (the Death Penalty) is legal in the [[Commonwealth of Virginia]]. Do you support the death penalty?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: [[9 February 2010|I do not support the death penalty]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: Could you post the letter you sent to [[Barack Obama]] on the [[CWCipedia]]?'''	&lt;br /&gt;
::A: I am afraid I did not make a photocopy of the letter, and I had snail-mailed it weeks ago, so I can not do that.&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: You talk about how [[Asperchu]] is just a fad, but what if Sonichu is actually the fad that's starting to fade?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: I disagree.&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: If Rosechu is equal to Sonichu in power why does she need to be saved by him?'''	&lt;br /&gt;
::A: [[Women's rights|She was caught off-guard at those times.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==1 February 2010==&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Q: Why do people who &amp;quot;[[Mailbag 49#Apparently that's reason enough|tick you off]]&amp;quot; [[Mailbag 49#Chris loves his country|deserve to die in explosions]]? Didn't Matthew say to love thy enemy?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: I never said that phrase, nor meant it in any way.&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: If you don't support [[Sonichu 10|the death penalty]], that means you believe all life is sacred, right? Then why do you call for the deaths of [[Homos|gays]]? Is it only straight people who shouldn't get the death penalty?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: [[Death threats|All Life IS sacred]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: How come you become more and more like a dictator like [[wikipedia:Kim Jong-il|Kim Jong Il]], [[wikipedia:Hugo Chavez|Hugo Chavez]], or [[Wikipedia:Vladimir Putin|Vladimir Putin]] with your mailbags?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: [[CWCville|I am NOT a Dictator.]] Why are you giving me an even WORSE Mislabeling than the [[Homos]]exual Mislabelings? Why do YOU have to be so bored that you have to make up NEW mislabelings to try and deface me over and over again?&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: Why did you choose to show the first [[Niggos|black]] character in the series in a negative and racist light?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: [[Inos|That one]] is NOT a recurring character; the one who WILL be recurring characters are and will be like [[Jerkop|Police Officers]] like [[Louis Perez]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: Why did [[Ultra Sonichu]] cure [[Aspergers]], but did nothing for the physically challenged Rosechus in [[CWCville]]?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: Mental Problems can be cured Easier than Physical.&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: Why do you constantly [[Mailbag|edit the letters]] you receive? Don't you think it is insulting and rude?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: I am working on that, and Editing Less.&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: Do you like zombies? What weapon would you use to defend yourself in the zombie apocalypse? Where would you hold out?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: No, I do not like zombies. I would use a [[Megatron pistol|Gun]]. [[14 Branchland Court|Where I can]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: If you claim to respect your fans, why is it okay for you to &amp;quot;promise&amp;quot; to do a [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] page everyday, and then not keep up on that promise?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: I am [[Chris and art|drawing the pages For Real]]; Hand-to-God. I have other life problems that delay me from getting them scanned and online sooner; Shoveling Snow, [[Chores]], [[Biological clock|Earlier Bedtime]] and Routine Resituating.&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: Why don't you just draw [[Wild]] a new girlfriend, so you can remove [[Simonla]] like [[Evan]] asked you to? Most people have more than one relationship in their lives, so it should not be that much of a problem. Or a you so uncreative that you can not think of a new character?'''	&lt;br /&gt;
::A: I have stated before that when ONE finds [[Boyfriend-free girl|their Match]], they KEEP Each Other; I am NOT going to separate the Couple.&lt;br /&gt;
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==22 February 2010==&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Q: How come your comics [[art]] hasn't improved since [[2005]], do you think you've reached your limit when it's come to the art of [[Sonichu (comic)|the Sonichu comic]]?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: On the contrary, my [[Chris and art|drawing skills]] have improved greatly over the years, yet it may be subtle and not obvious.&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: Why do you have a bedtime when you are around 30 years old?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: Everybody needs to [[Biological clock|sleep a while]] to recover energy from the past day.&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: What do you think of legally blind people?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: They're okay; they are keen to their other senses, and that is admirable. I have neutral to positive opinions of the legally blind.&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: Hey, Chris, what were your favorite after-school activities when you were a kid?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: [[Video games]] and Homework.&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: Were you ever involved in sports besides being the [[Bionic|basketball]] towelboy, or did you take music lessons or art classes outside of school?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: I took a lot of Physical Education classes; I did not take classes outside of school before [[PVCC|college]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: If you can't get [[Son-Chu|your car]] out because of the snow, shouldn't now be the perfect time to work on updating [[Sonichu (comic)|your comic]]?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: I have been working on the comic the whole time, as you will see very soon.&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: What's your favorite food? Does your mom ever cook at home? If she asked you to fix dinner, what would you do?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: Macaroni and Cheese; Yes; a small meal or soup.&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: Are there any [[video games]] out right now that you really want to play, but haven't gotten a chance to yet?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: [[Fanmail Reading|The Orange Box]], [[God of War]] III and Heavy Rain.&lt;br /&gt;
::''Note: neither God of War III nor [[Wikipedia:Heavy Rain|Heavy Rain]] had been released when Chris answered this question.''&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: If you could change anything about yourself physically, what would you change and why?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: Weigh myself down to [[WeighIn|180 pounds]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: How often do you shower?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: [[Chris and health#Chris and hygiene|Nightly]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: How often do you visit with friends and family outside of the house?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: Sometimes.&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: Do you enjoy [[20 December 2009|playing]] with your [[cats]]?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: Yes.&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: Do you actually play with all the [[toys]] in your room? If not, why not donate some to children who actually will play with them?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: I do sometimes play with all my toys.&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: Do you envy Sonichu for having [[Rosechu|a wife]] and [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|kids]]?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: No.&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: Which of the Rosechus is the sexiest in your opinion?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: The Original [[Rosechu]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: If [[Chores|shoveling snow]] is that hard for you, why don't you just pay some kid [[Chris and money|$10]] to shovel your driveway?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: Hard work is good for me.&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: From between Issues [[Sonichu 0|#0]] and [[Sonichu 8|#8]] Which [[Electric Hedgehog pokemon]] do you like least and why?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: [[Silvana Rosechu]], because of the [[Troll]] Influences, I felt forced to let [[Graduon]] magically make her a hermaphrodite for the sake of &amp;quot;TRANSFORM&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: Have any of [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon|the Sonichus and Rosechus]] ever considered &amp;quot;[[Wikipedia:Swinging|swinging]],&amp;quot; aka swapping [[sex]] partners for the night?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: No.&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: What are the ten worst things that have happened to you in your life?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: 1) [[Troll]]s Pestering Me Constantly. 2) [[Julie|Learning that Ohio woman was actually a 13-year old boy]]. 3) Having[[PSN|my accounts]] hacked into. 4) [[Clyde Cash]] breaking into my ORIGINAL, which hosted The Original &amp;quot;[[CWC's Sonichu Site!|CWC's Sonichu Site]]&amp;quot;, Tripod Account and screwing it up Royally. 5) Being banned from [[The GAMe PLACe|The (Game &amp;amp; Hobby) Place]] by that S.O.B., '''[[Michael Snyder]]'''; we never saw eye-to-eye, and for [[Chris and anger|some UNCOMPREHENDIBLE Reason]], aside from that time with my [[Nintendo|Wii]], He Hated Me, Period. 6) Learning of the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] Website late October, [[2007]], followed by learning [[Lucas|TWO OF]] [[Mimms|THE TROLLS]] were old Pokémon TCG comrades in that same League I used to go to HAD PART in the creation of that D*** E.D. Page. 7) The loss of two True and Good Women who I had friendships with, Sarah Cassandra McKenzie ([[PandaHalo]]), and [[Sarah Jackson]]. 8) Being banned from [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] for a year. 9) Having to leave behind all of my [[Gal-pal|Girl Friends]] from [[High School]] after Graduation. 10) [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|Being pinned down on the floor by a teacher, two teacher aides, the Guidance Counsoler and the Principal on the floor and having my screams and cries recorded onto audiocassete back in 4th Grade]]. 11) The [[Autism]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: Chris, what are the good deeds you have done that earn you the right to go to heaven?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: I have done a lot of good in my life, yet I did some bad, [[Chris and remorse|most of which was accidental, unintentional or beyond my knowledge]]. To name a few good things: holding the door for many people in various places, [[Chris and Death#Mike Jackson (1969-2010)|honoring my promises]], [[Chris and anger|being friendly and kind in person]], [[Chris and money|donating to various causes and a lot of other good things]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: Why does [[homos]]exuality immediately condemn the person to hell regardless of how good they are?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: I can not say; ask a Priest or Pastor.&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: At what age did you officially become mayor of [[CWCville]]?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: [[Sonichu chronology#2000|18]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: At what age will [[Daughter|your future daughter]] inherit the title of mayor of [[CWCville]]?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: 13 - 18&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: You know that crystal isn't a kind of metal, right?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: I know that; cyrstal is a kind of [[wikipedia:Mineral|Mineral]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: Who came up with the &amp;quot;Chris Chan&amp;quot; nickname?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: I did; it's the first halves of my first and last names, Chris tian Chan dler, and it has a &amp;quot;[[Punchy|Jackie Chan]]&amp;quot; feel to it.&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: What inspired you to create Sonichu?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: The [[Christian's Favorite Hits!|CD Cover Project]] for [[CADD|Computer Graphics]] during my [[Chris and english|Seinor]] Year at [[Manchester High]]; [[Sonic]] and [[Pikachu]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: Even though you've created him for over a decade, did [[Sonichu]] ever helped you accomplished anything?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: Yes; see myself as a better person.&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: Why did the [[Wailord]] dropped a boulder on [[Bubbles Rosechu|Bubble]]'s adoptive mother [[Swampert]]?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: the boulder was attached to that Wailord's underbelly, like [[Wikipedia:Barnacle|Barnicles]], and in its leap over Mama Swampert, the boulder detached itself.&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: Since you hate [[Homos|gay people]] so much, why do you use [[Rainbow]]s in your comics?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: I do not understand why the f*** the gays decided to use Rainbows as their symbol; that's like asking [[CWCville|Hitler]] why he used [[Mailbag 5|the Swastika]] (which originally was a Lucky Symbol) for [[CWCville|his whole mess]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: What purpose have the [[Chaotic Combo]] served through out the whole comic?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: It's like asking why [[Sailor Moon]] needed the Sailor Soldiers of the other 8 planets; BACKUP, ADVICE and COMRADESHIP.&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: Why do you add yourself as a character?'''&lt;br /&gt;
::A: If it was good enough for Shinichi Watanabe in [[Excel Saga]] and [[Puni Puni Poemy]], [[Chris and his Ego|it was good enough for me]]. But upon retrospect, I saw why it was a mistake.&lt;br /&gt;
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===From [[Mailbag 58]]===&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Q: What do you think of people who read both Sonichu and Asperchu? Do you think they are loyal fans?&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: Have you considered letting more comic series onto the the [[CWCipedia]]?&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: Would you date someone who loved the [[Xbox]] as much as you love [[PS3]] and hates PS3 as much as you do the Xbox?&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: If only [[slow in the minds]] could be turned into [[jerkops]], why didn't you get turned into one?&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: Why do you refuse to buy [[Bob|your father]] nice gifts and just settle for cheap candy or even nothing?&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: You say you're against the death penalty, so why is it that in your most recent comic pages you decided to kill off the Asperpedia crew?&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: Do you wish you could punish the [[Asperpedia|Asperpals]] in real life the same way you did in [[Sonichu 10|your most recent comic book]]?&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: Why are things a fact when said by you, but an opinion when said by others?&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: What has been your greatest victory over the [[trolls]]?&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Q: What has been your biggest defeat at the hands of trolls?&lt;br /&gt;
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===From [[Mailbag 59]]===&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Q:Why do you put Sonichu on your [[resume]] if you don't want it to be a job?&lt;br /&gt;
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The Community Portal is designed to be a public forum to discuss CWCki related affairs for site wide concerns, policy, that sort of thing.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Archive:''' [[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 1|1]] [[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 2|2]] [[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 3|3]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== Since I've been gone ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I was in the hospital for a few days and apparently, shit came up. Looks like shit was settled though...or was it? Your thoughts, people. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:20, 28 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Define &amp;quot;shit&amp;quot; Champ. Shit as in Chris's madness on flipnote, shit as in the Asperpedia hack, or shit as in Alex being a retard? In any case, nothing was settled. At all. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 21:50, 28 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Mostly agree; Chris has been typical Chris on Flipnote and Asperpedia is still being fucking weird, but 16BitAlex is gone, and BabyNeko left as well in a flurry of drama, so that specific shit has settled for the moment. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 21:59, 28 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Well, BabyNeko is gone. But Alex certainly is not. He said he was going, but like certain other manchildren before him, he is continueing to frequent that which he said he would leave forever, posting more bullshit about apples and his racist views on asian women or some shit like that. I have no clue what he's really saying. He used to make sense, and then his language just devolved into retarded babbling. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 22:31, 28 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
**I removed my &amp;quot;retarded babbling&amp;quot;. --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 00:07, 29 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
***Your &amp;quot;DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING&amp;quot; tactic just makes you look worse, you know.--[[User:Star Platinum|Star Platinum]] 01:59, 30 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Typical garden-variety madness, nothing serious. I wish you a speedy recovery. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:53, 29 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:*Faggots did drama, Chris kept on being Chris.  Hope whatever hospitalized you wasn't too serious and that you get well soon.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 18:39, 29 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
beat said it best. --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 02:04, 2 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Long time, no see==&lt;br /&gt;
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I was reading an issue of Rolling Stone yesterday, and I found out that California rejected funding for an IRL homosexuality &amp;quot;cure&amp;quot;. Wouldn't it be fun if we told Chris about this, just for his reaction? Guys? --[[User:SniperFire16|SniperFire16]] 15:42, 29 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:Possibly. Actually, the way things are going now, he could start building an actual political platform that would include anti-badmouthing, homo vaccines, and dating education. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 18:37, 29 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== 16bitfaggot B&amp;amp; BryanBash ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I am a humble user, barely making edits and staying out of this petty drama. But this is far, far more of a crime than I can let go by unpunished. Ban this faggot.--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 02:04, 1 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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What the fuck happened? I'm a bit out of the loop. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:23, 1 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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*16bitAlex is being lame.  Unfortunately, it's the poisonous kind of lame that compels others to act lame in a display of how much they hate him.  At least I think that's what's going on.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:27, 1 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
**That's about right. I forget where it started, but you can see a lot of it on Delabonte's page. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 02:28, 1 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
***My personal justification is that I needed a reason to act like a fag to somebody, and to put it bluntly, he's the perfect excuse. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 02:31, 1 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
****What did your girlfriend break up with you, and now you're hiding your secret pain by lashing out on the internet?  I realize he's being a moron and I'm honestly shocked he hasn't been banned yet, but you guys have managed to fill the entire recent changes page with your little bitch fight against him on multiple occasions.  That shit is just sad.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:51, 1 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*****Haven't had a girlfriend in months. Sorry about the recent changes thing, I guess it didn't occur to me that that was the case. I came here back in January primarily as a troll, and I hadn't done any trolling here yet. Call me immature, but it was doing what I came here to do, and it was satisfying. Seems like it's just about blown over now though, so I'll resume normal editing duties shortly. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 02:57, 1 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
******Sorry about clogging the first page of recent changes on your website dedicated to documenting everything a 28 year old manbaby has ever done. Seriously, fucking relax. [[User:Sully|Sully]] 03:09, 1 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*******I actually did want to stay out of the drama. I just posted a single comment on Delabonte's page telling Alex to abandon his account and just set up a new online identity. I just wanted to end this shit. Unfortunatly, he instead went on to cause more drama, and it pissed me off to the point I became an active participant. Well, i've learned my lesson now; Never try to white knight for anybody. If they are being trolled then they probably deserve it. I'm sorry for being a faggot everyone. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 10:36, 1 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Times Square Billboard Images ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Where on the cwcki can I view them?&lt;br /&gt;
[[User:BigDipper|BigDipper]] 19:20 30 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*They're here - http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/20_December_2009 [[User:Irenicus|Irenicus]] 11:13, 1 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Ok... ==&lt;br /&gt;
You know what I hate more than anything else in the world? Gary Oak. Gary motherfucking Oak and the 500 motherfucking server error. Now, I know that the people in charge probably won't listen to this suggestion. I know it'd cause a lot of trouble to actually do it. I know that there is most likely some reason why we haven't already done it. But i'm not 100% certain, so i'm gonna throw this suggestion out there in the vain hope that someone sees it and either does it or at least explains why we can't;&lt;br /&gt;
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Why don't we move CWCki to the Hsienko servers that Asperpedia is hosted on?&lt;br /&gt;
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Because I NEVER have any of this shit when doing stuff there. Not once. Ever. At all.&lt;br /&gt;
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Over there, internal server errors do not exist.&lt;br /&gt;
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Just throwing it out there. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 22:40, 1 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Having just received the 500 error (while logging in, no less), I like this idea.-[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 23:20, 1 July 2010 (UTC)==&lt;br /&gt;
*And now the errors are getting worse. Are they trying to tell us something?-[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 00:46, 2 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
**I think today the website is just more stressed than usual. It's what motivated me to post. I was getting so fucking many on recent changes all the time. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 00:51, 2 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::*The 500 errors are becoming infuriatingly common, but I'm thinking there has to be a fix that doesn't involve moving the whole site.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 01:59, 2 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Contact Info ==&lt;br /&gt;
I've got an idea that will probably elicit no reaction whatever from Chris but has to be worth a try.  But he's always abandoning accounts and changing his email.  Does anyone have his most up-to-date email address?  Does anyone know if he still even checks it anymore?  I know he said he was giving up internet, but he's still on Flipnote, so you never know.  Thanks a million and Happy Canada Day! --[[User:Manwithoutabody|manwithoutabody]] 19:34 1 July 2010 CEST&lt;br /&gt;
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: chrischansonichu@aol.com is and always has been his email account. These days he barely checks it and doesn't reply to anything, so best of luck; I've been bombarding it on and off from various email accounts ever since Sydney got through, but not even a single bite. Emailing Chris at this point is like pissing into an ocean of piss. p.s if your idea is 'pretend to be Megan, pretend to be a girl interested in him, say you dug up patti,pretend you are someone impossible (such as Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)), then I can safely say it won't work. Good luck though. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 01:03, 2 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==I MAD==&lt;br /&gt;
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Okay, so the 'fan videos' is a cool and entertaining feature that can spice up a boring video page. Like all good ideas, however, something fucktarded has to come along. In this case, I'm talking about the utterly moronic practice of inserting videos that are either unrelated to the topic at hand, not actual Chris videos, or both. I'm not going to point any fingers namely because I've been gone forever and I'm not going to search through histories. Does a video with 'hurr durr i edited clips to make chris say he's gay' belong in the middle of the [[homos]] article? Does [[Sweetheart]] need some totally fucking irrelevant mashup at the top of the page? &lt;br /&gt;
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At best, this is a misguided attempt at transplanting in humor. At worst, it's namefaggotry. I'm going to be weeding out this crap but it would be nice if certain people actively avoided this level of dumbfuckery. Put fan videos in a segment labeled fan videos, and maybe explain how the fuck it's relevant to the article.&lt;br /&gt;
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/rage rage rage rage --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 02:04, 2 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:Aren't we a little overzealous? Granted, some videos are useless, but '''we have a fan video template.''' Just get rid of the useless ones and fix the ones that stay. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 02:27, 2 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:*Essentially, that's what I want, for people to use the template and make sure the video is appropriate. You just said it without all my impotent NERD RAAAAAAAGE. --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 02:31, 2 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::*I've seen this shit around too, didn't know it was an issue. I'll keep an eye out in case someone adds that sort of thing in from now on. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 04:40, 2 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*I see what you're getting at. I think there are quite a few pages where there's far too many fan videos. A secondary goal of the CWCki which hasn't been quite elaborated on formally is that it should serve to preserve trolling culture and our collective trolling heritage that surrounds Chris. Personally, I think a fan video should only be included in an article if 1) it is notable in itself (see Vivian G's &amp;quot;DYKES DYKES CHINA,&amp;quot; for instance) or 2) it illustrates a point clearly (can't think of a good example at the moment). In any case, it should be done sparingly. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:20, 2 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Why I've banned 16BitAlex ==&lt;br /&gt;
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When I was 4 or so, I had an NES when it was still pretty new and my babysitter loved playing it. One time, my mom took away the NES from me because my babysitter was so enamored with the NES, she would forget to, you know, watch me. It's something like that.&lt;br /&gt;
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I really didn't follow shit he did closely because Chris is enough drama to follow. 16BitAlex seemed to be causing drama that was counter productive to the CWCki's goal of documenting the life and times of Christian Weston Chandler. &lt;br /&gt;
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It looks like he himself tried to ban himself and so I took it upon myself to do the job right for him. Alex, if you're reading this, you are free to appeal this ban. Likewise, he is free to create a new account and start life anew on the CWCki, provided he will not delve too much into his personal life and stay focused on just editing the CWCki. &lt;br /&gt;
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I am really sick of this drama, not so much from CWCki editors but people like Clyde, and I'm afraid the only feasible solution I have was to remove Alex and in a way that was also to protect him because God damn, he is such a damn ass pie. &lt;br /&gt;
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Now let's get back to work, people. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 15:06, 2 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*I officially declare the first Church of Champthom open. Praise the Lord, for we have been saved! --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 15:12, 2 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*I'm glad you took care of this. Really, I'm surprised why none of the other admins stepped in. I guess they just wanted to see the drama unfold. Hopefully this will ''finally'' die down. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 15:18, 2 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Champ, you are hot. I want you. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 15:33, 2 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Me too! --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 15:42, 2 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*This is a good thing.  The best thing, even.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 15:48, 2 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*I want to suck your big dick Champthom and have you come all over my face. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 05:13, 3 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Perhaps it's that I haven't slept since Thursday afternoon, but the NES analogy is going way over my head. Still, I'm glad to see it over, even if I was a contributor. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 05:38, 3 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:The babysitter (CWCki editors) was playing the NES (messing with Alex) instead of doing her job and watching baby Champ. (obsessively chronicling the day to day life of an autistic manchild)--[[User:Star Platinum|Star Platinum]] 16:37, 3 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Thank GodBearJesus that crap is over.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 06:09, 3 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*To be honest I do think this 16BitAlex drama was creating confusion and chaos in the wiki. As much as I'd like to have trolled him, we do have to find a better place to do it. It was starting to get like an angry shouting match in broad daylight in the middle of a mall D: -- [[User:Da Nuke|Da_Nuke the Nucular Raeg Bomb]] 04:32, 4 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:*Very apt. In any case, the point is that Alex himself didn't do anything wrong, per say, only that he was acting in a way that was disruptive as feeding trolls (which, as this wiki serves as a beautiful illustration, is something you just don't do) and I felt it was best for him and this wiki for him to be banned. Anyways, just wanted to clarify that it has nothing to do with me hating Alex or siding with people trolling him, just wanted to get this shit taken care of.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:44, 7 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::*Whatever your motives, we still love you just as much for actually doing it. The dude really needed to go. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 20:11, 7 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Chris may be eligible for fraud charges ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Greetings all. A friend of mine who used to work as paralegal in social security pointed out that Chris may be eligible for fraud charges. I don't know the exact rules myself, but it seems if you're taking the social security fund and, you are not supposed to have 'substantial assets' (that is, in excess of $2000, sans car and house). Seeing Chris' PS3 and list of purchases, he is very likely to have gone through that limit. Unless he could provide evidence that he is disabled for work, he may face up to 10 years in jail for the fraud charge. &lt;br /&gt;
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The SSA office in charge of Virginia should be 1470 Pantops Mountain Place, Charlottesville - (434) 295-1144 begin_of_the_skype_highlighting              (434) 295-1144      end_of_the_skype_highlighting (reopens on 6th of July I heard). I can't report this issue due to me not being a US citizen, so I'm just pointing a possibility here.&lt;br /&gt;
*For the love of GodJesus, how hard is it to sign your posts?--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 04:23, 3 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:*We've been over this.  He has autism, and apparently that's good enough for the state of Virginia.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:28, 3 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::*Also, he really is too stupid to work--he couldn't even take out the garbage at Wendy's without fucking it up.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 04:46, 3 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Ah, I'm sorry about that, this is my first time using this function of a wiki page--[[User:Xanandar|Xanandar]] 04:53, 3 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Short answer:''' either you didn't hear your friend correctly, or he's a moron. Chris will never be pulled in on fraud charges.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Long answer:''' Assets that would be countable include excess real property, the fair market value of vehicles other than your primary vehicle, balances in savings accounts, excess burial plots, and revocable trusts. Legally, Chris owns very little, his parents owning all the real property (the house and land) and the accounts. Generally, items like TVs and PS3s aren't counted in the count of substantial assets, and oh god the legal shitstorm from revoking SSDI benefits because of DLC would be terrifying. Finally, the defense would have a field day with excuses on why he couldn't have understood the restriction. You might be thinking of &amp;quot;substantial gainful activity&amp;quot; (&amp;quot;SGA&amp;quot;), but that would be work which Chris.....doesn't.&lt;br /&gt;
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Oh, and '''Supplemental Security Income =/= Social Security Disability Insurance'''. I'm fairly certain Chris receives a check from the latter, so it's more application based than needs based.&lt;br /&gt;
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-[[User:Jump|attorney at lol]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Sadly, I think the only thing Chris risks is a weekly follow-up with a social worker. I don't think I will see a judge punishing an autistic manchild on his first fraud offence. I am ready to bet an old 5$ that he will receive no punitive damages at all. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 06:15, 3 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Attention all jerkops ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Any user who interferes with [[User:JenkinsJinkies|JenkinsJinkies]] is to be banned from the CWCki. This user has provided original information about Chris and Clyde has confirmed this to be a confirmed CWCSighting.&lt;br /&gt;
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That young, 14 year old boy and his valorous usage of his Nintendo DS to attempt to capture Chris warrants special attention and no one is to interfere with him.&lt;br /&gt;
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Questions may be directed to me on a one-on-one basis (contact info available on my user page).--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:26, 4 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== changes i'd like to see ==&lt;br /&gt;
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so, i'm thinking about remaking the community portal as an actual portal. that is, a place with links to discussion areas for different topics. one of these would be about speculation, which leads me onto my next change: no more speculation in articles, unless it is ''extremely'' related. some articles have way too fucking much armchair psychology, which really has no place in the main namespace. this is an encyclopaedia of facts, not a gigantic talk page, so please confine your guesswork to either article discussion pages(if it is important to improving the article, i.e. decoding/translating chris's bullshit) or the speculation place(once it's made). please discuss how the community portal should be revamped, such as what discussion pages to create. --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 09:21, 4 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== MIA Asperpedian ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I wasn't sure where else to put this, but does anyone know where I can find whoever went by the name &amp;quot;Sans&amp;quot; on Asperpedia? I need to discuss something with him. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 04:34, 6 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Is it possible to have this screen name deleted? ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Sorry if this is the wrong place to ask, but I'd like my screen name deleted if that is possible. [[User:JamieTyler|JamieTyler]] 23:37, 6 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Favorite Troll Userboxes? ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Just a suggestion, we have Userboxes for the favorite Chandler cats, but none for one's favorite troll? I just thought it would be a good idea to put out like five for the biggest-names in CWC Trolling (Like Clyde, Jack Thaddeus, Vivitheg, Bluespike...Jimmy Hill?) [[User:Woohah Master|Woohah Master]] 20:57, 7 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*I support this. I yearn for some way to show my infinite love of Liquid Chris. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 23:15, 7 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
Ah, forgot about Liquid, but yeah, him too [[User:Woohah Master|Woohah Master]] 23:32, 7 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:I feel Liquid would reign supreme. Still, it seems like we're missing a few; does Alec count? [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 03:47, 8 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::I think Alec would count. How about Robert Simmons V or The Man in the Pickle Suit? --[[User:Paperback|Paperback]] 10:00, 8 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
Robert I don't think really warrants his own box. He didn't do a whole lot. I'd like to get a box for Evan if we're doing one for Alec. So, the list so far is Clyde, Jack Thaddeus, Vivitheg, Bluespike, Liquid Chris, Alec, Man In The Pickle Suit, and Evan. Who would be up for making them? [[User:Woohah Master|Woohah Master]] 14:47, 8 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::: I'll make them! Do you think there should be userboxes for favorite saga too? --'''[[User:Lime|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;limegreen&amp;quot;&amp;gt;L&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]][[User_talk:Lime|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;limegreen&amp;quot;&amp;gt;i&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;limegreen&amp;quot;&amp;gt;m&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]][[nudes|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;limegreen&amp;quot;&amp;gt;e&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]]''' 21:54, 9 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Okay, here's the boxes I've made so far:&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Template:ClydeCash|Clyde]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Template:JackThaddeus|Jack]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Template:VivianGee|Vivian]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Template:LiquidChris‎|Liquid]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Sorry they're nothing special, feel free to edit them. --'''[[User:Lime|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;limegreen&amp;quot;&amp;gt;L&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]][[User_talk:Lime|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;limegreen&amp;quot;&amp;gt;i&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;limegreen&amp;quot;&amp;gt;m&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]][[nudes|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;limegreen&amp;quot;&amp;gt;e&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]]''' 22:47, 9 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Needs some spicing up, i'll admit. Maybe some text relating to their trolling campaigns? Maybe something like &amp;quot;This user believes in the TRUE and HONEST Liquid Chris&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;This user is a Bluespike fan, and takes delight in Christian's pain&amp;quot; What do you guys think? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 00:02, 10 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Yeah, sorry they're so bland. I'm a bit slow-in-the-mind so I can't think of anything witty for them. Those sound good to me!&lt;br /&gt;
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Oh yeah, and I don't know what picture to use for Alec (there was a nice picture of Asperchu, but it's already used for the Asperpedia template), so I'll skip his box for now. --'''[[User:Lime|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;limegreen&amp;quot;&amp;gt;L&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]][[User_talk:Lime|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;limegreen&amp;quot;&amp;gt;i&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;limegreen&amp;quot;&amp;gt;m&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]][[nudes|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;limegreen&amp;quot;&amp;gt;e&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]]''' 00:26, 10 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Might I suggest a picture from his appearance in Sonichu? Probably the best we could do other than maybe a different picture of Asperchu.--[[User:Star Platinum|Star Platinum]] 00:41, 10 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I added some shit. Feel free to edit. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 00:46, 10 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I made the boxes for [[Template:MPS|the Man in the Pickle Suit]] and [[Template:Evan|Evan]]. I was working on Alec's but [[User:ALBASPERCHU|ALBASPERCHU]] [[Template:AlecBensonLeary|beat me to it]]. Also I think some of them have that annoying white space problem though. Fuuu- --'''[[User:Lime|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;limegreen&amp;quot;&amp;gt;L&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]][[User_talk:Lime|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;limegreen&amp;quot;&amp;gt;i&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;limegreen&amp;quot;&amp;gt;m&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]][[nudes|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;limegreen&amp;quot;&amp;gt;e&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]]''' 01:46, 10 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Is evading every five seconds and needs to be dealt with. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 03:36, 8 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: I have perma-banned the creep twice. Fells like a game of &amp;quot;Whack-A-Mole&amp;quot;. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:40, 8 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:*Mighty fine work there, Griffintown.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:43, 8 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::*I am glad to be helpful. Besides, what is the fun in a Wiki without the odd griefer to whack around? :) [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 05:27, 8 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:I'd hate to be a fag and walk into this, but I was under the impression that we had his dox, so couldn't we just toss them out? If not there's software that lets us track IP and software even when the user is hiding behind Tor so we could just get his dox if we don't have it that way.-[[User:Kei|Kei]] 04:03, 8 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
Oh god damn. The [[User:Pfaggot|name]] of his new account is harassment itself. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 06:28, 8 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*BTW his Juanbrujo account isn't banned yet. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 06:33, 8 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Yeah. Someone needs to deal with this guy. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 14:54, 8 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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*Greatjollynegro (banned)&lt;br /&gt;
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*Mrpillow (banned)&lt;br /&gt;
*Farklesparkle (banned)&lt;br /&gt;
*Jammastercoon (banned)&lt;br /&gt;
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*CountCockula (banned)&lt;br /&gt;
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*Loldongs (banned)&lt;br /&gt;
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:Does he think its even funny? Its pathetic and retarded. Maybe the category page shoud just say this person is a faggot.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 03:44, 9 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
Whoever this guy is, it sounds like he's either butthurt or a newfag since he only makes the same edits over and over. He fails as a vandal. Seriously. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 17:04, 8 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:You just don't know how fun this is, buddy. Also, Office Space was ok. Wasn't that great of a movie. :/  --[[User:Uhuru|Uhuru]] 17:15, 8 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::It's fine we can just drop your dox and we'll see if you still think it's fun then. You know Tor doesn't hide your actual IP when you use these sites, at least not when the right software's around.-[[User:Kei|Kei]] 17:22, 8 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::That smacks of some sort of desperation. First of all, I get the hint you are talking out your ass. Second, u mad? --[[User:Mrjoo|Mrjoo]] 19:04, 8 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
* Actually no, whenever you use Scripts/Flash Tor won't hide your IP, and there are several commercial programs that can track based on that. Try to figure out how your parachute works before you use it &amp;lt;small&amp;gt;Here's a hint: the boxes that enable flash and Java, leave them off. Of course you can't edit if they are off...&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt; -[[User:Kei|Kei]] 20:48, 8 July 2010 (UTC) &lt;br /&gt;
:You threaten me with dox and you only follow up with an explanation of how you could possibly find my IP address. You kind of fail at being an internet tough guy.--[[User:Pewbmonster|Pewbmonster]] 20:53, 8 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::people are not acting like an inetrnet though guy, because your retarded fagottry is just annoying instead of infuriating. and dammit choose less retarded sockpuppets, because seriously &amp;quot;pewbmonster&amp;quot;? what are you? 13?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 20:57, 8 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::Cool story bro. I can't account for how old I am but I know [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LU0Q6ONMQY Pfargtl9000] is a little kid. --[[User:Niggomalema|Niggomalema]] 21:17, 8 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::I never threatened, I just said that it's going to happen: it's not just &amp;quot;possibly&amp;quot; find, you've left a big gap and anyone reaasonably skilled and with the software can exploit that. You aren't invisible and there's no reason to why the management wouldn't crank up the rapemachine if you keep trying to act like a big bad troll. You obviously don't know how to vandalize a site, try to know what you're doing before getting smug.-[[User:Kei|Kei]] 21:22, 8 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::Hey you might want to shorten your post because I don't feel like reading all that. I mean if your full of hot air just say it. I just am not going to bother with your little screeds. --[[User:Niggomalema|Niggomalema]] 21:30, 8 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::: Here's the shorter version: Your dox will be posted. and PS: YOu called Pfargt a little kid, but that little kid has shown more maturity than you ever will. you're a lost case.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 23:33, 8 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::: Sounds like an empty threat, brah. Your IP is (censored). It isn't that big of a deal, is it? --[[User:Loldongs|Loldongs]] 00:13, 9 July 2010 (UTC) &lt;br /&gt;
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[http://www.cogsdev.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Pfargtl9000&amp;amp;oldid=103044 Will there ever be an end to this?] [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 20:41, 8 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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that's funny, i don't remember giving j0haely or kei any mod priveleges. maybe they should fuck off --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 06:15, 9 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Congratulations, this is the CWCki staff, a bunch of angsty thirteen year old boys. No wonder this site can't get it's shit together. Some stupid shit happens and all you can do when the mods are afk or just idle, which is most of the time, is have your userbase make empty, childish threats. Why should anyone take this shit seriously anymore? This is all one big joke. It's like this site is run by the New*Furry*Military. --[[User:Spocker|Spocker]] 15:33, 9 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Enjoy your ban. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 15:42, 9 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::Enjoying every minute of it. --[[User:Dangerman|Dangerman]] 15:59, 9 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::Then why do you keep coming back? [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 16:02, 9 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: I never mentioned i had mod priviledges. i just find this petty bullshit annoying.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 16:49, 9 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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It's always good to see another /cwc/ guy on, keeping it interesting. I think everyone (well, save for cogs) is taking this dude a bit too seriously. He's just fucking around, not even really vandalizing. Chill, niggers. --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 16:11, 9 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:I love a good game of &amp;quot;Whack-A-Mole&amp;quot;. Quite relaxing. Looks like I have a partner for the next few days. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 16:23, 9 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I wouldn't take it so seriously, but it's like having to put up with a spoiled toddler throwing a tantrum. It's pretty obnoxious. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 16:41, 9 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Would someone please tell me why IP banning him and preventing account creation is so hard to do? I've done that sort of stuff on the Asperpedia when banning random vandals, and from what I've seen it's as simple as clicking two boxes. So what's the problem here then? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 17:49, 9 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I think this guy deserves his own article [[User:Leekduck|Leekduck]] 19:04, 9 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Furfags and furfag sympathizers on cwcki? Still? [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]], we know you're a fucking faggot who defends furniggers, etc. Get skype, pm me your skype on irc (I'm Krapple_Guy), and we'll settle this there. Do it plz, dramawhore. --[[User:VanKrause|VanKrause]] 19:10, 9 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:No. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 20:14, 9 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Also, does it look like you have the power to force furries off the CWCki? If so, when did you get that pow- oh wait, '''you never had that power.''' Seeing how you are applying Legi0n's rules to a completely different website that doesn't use those rules, you are just making yourself look like an ''ass''. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 20:25, 9 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Really? Is that what this is about? Furfags? Come on guys. This subject is so old that it's rotting. If you really have that much of a problem with them, then troll them on Youtube. It's much easier, you'd get banned less often, and it'd save grief for both the Krapple trolls and the CWCki. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 19:49, 9 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:It seems like the only thing we can't insult is /cwc/, and if we do it we're basically labeled as &amp;quot;niggers&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;furfags&amp;quot;. So, [[wikipedia:BioShock|would you kindly]] fuck off? &amp;lt;sub&amp;gt;(message not directed towards Edward)&amp;lt;/sub&amp;gt; [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 20:18, 9 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:Umm no. We at Legi0n really don't give two shits if you insult /cwc/. Feel free to insult it all you want. Thats not the point (a point you are avoiding btw). Point is, Pfargtl9000, you've defended known furfags on cwcki at least twice. [[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|Ed]] the sonicfag furrfag and [[User:MaxTehManyula|Max]] the pokemon fetishist furfag.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Hi. In case you ask, I am a furry, more precisely a Pokefur. I am quite pissed that Chris is digging my fandom into a bigger hole every day.|[[User:MaxTehManyula|Max]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Need I say more? Now then P, get skype and we'll talk. --[[User:VanKrause|VanKrause]] 20:29, 9 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Yes, I fucking already read that before you put it up in HUEG XBOX quotes. Thing is, I don't give two shits about what he is, unlike you. And one last thing; I'm not going into Skype. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 20:34, 9 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
Pfargtl9000's thing is that he loves to bitch and moan to the mods. He was continually trying to start drama on the cwcki because the idea of any form of fursecution makes his ass pucker. He also loves to raeg on this wiki through the use of rainbowtext and setting up his permaban template on the pages of new members that he perceives to be sock accounts with no proof whatsoever. It's rather funny that I'm able to get the cwcki staff to intimidate new users. --[[User:Dramallama|Dramallama]] 20:47, 9 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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What do furries, or any of this, have to do with Christian Chandler? Im not even sure what we are trying to accomplish now...[[User:Leekduck|Leekduck]] 21:07, 9 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Absolutly nothihg. Pfargtl9000 is just causing a lot of drama because he's a faggot. I told him me &amp;amp; the guys from /cwc/ would be willing to settle things with him outside of cwcki (skype), but he refuses to listen and wants to use cwcki as his shield/personal army. --[[User:VanKrause|VanKrause]] 21:21, 9 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:It's accomplishing nothing; this is an open-and-shut case of vandalism and flame wars. We all know Cogs' policy; she doesn't care what you do as long as you don't bring faggotry to her site. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 21:21, 9 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:: Agreed. Again, I told Pfargtl9000 that we'd be willing to settle all this via skype (and outside of cwcki), but he refuses. --[[User:VanKrause|VanKrause]] 21:23, 9 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:::It is possible that he either doesent want skype or feels that it is too personal (voice, real name, ect.) If Pfargt thinks that the cwcki is his 'personal army' then there is probably something the cwckians could do to help if help is needed?[[User:Leekduck|Leekduck]] 21:29, 9 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Look here guiz, this is accomplishing nothing. We are all just arguing over internet politics right now, and we've gone WAY off topic. Pfargtl's faggotry is another issue altogether, as are furries and people's opinions of /cwc/. Right now, I just want a ceasefire in this fucking edit war so that we can go back to researching and documenting the life of a 28 year old fat man from Virginia, and preferably either one side or the other to shut up on the subject of whatever the fuck Pfargtl is doing now as well, preferrably whichever one it was that started all this bullshit. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 23:53, 9 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Game Place page vandalism ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Some dickweed keeps editing the Game Place page to claim that someone's a sex offender. Can we ban him?--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 22:20, 8 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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*From the information posted, I'd say it's relevant. Why not leave it up? [[User:ArizonaBay|ArizonaBay]] 22:56, 8 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
**Did this guy ever interact with Chris? If the answer is no, then it's ''not'' relevant.--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 22:57, 8 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
**:Trombonista is completely right. I don't know how many times it has to get pointed out, but the CWCki is. About. Chris. Nobody else. If the guy's record relates to Chris or whatever, then that is relevant. Otherwise, purge with fire. The CWCki is nobody's personal army. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 00:21, 9 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
***: Well why be so protective of a child molester? If someone plans to go that store or praise it as a result of the articles and confrontations between Snyder and Chris, why not let them know the facts about that store? The CWCki has tons of information regarding all the other institutions and establishments Chris has gone to. But I digress, this wiki isn't really meant to be taken seriously. After all, some of the articles like [[6_June_2010|this one]] are based on hearsay, conjecture, and a terrible misinterpretation of events. All of sudden, this all becomes srs bsns because the fact of a pedophile owning a store which children frequent is too much for you guys to handle. Take a chill pill. --[[User:Thoumad|Thoumad]] 00:43, 9 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::*Except that the article you pointed out relates to Chris and in a big way. It is relevant. Also, the 'owner' of the shop probably almost never actually visits the store, just managing it financially, so it really doesn't matter at all. It's irrelevant to begin with, and it certainly does not relate to Chris. For instance, officer [[Bagget]]. Are his exploits outside of Chris there? No, except one thing he did, showing he's been decorated for bravery while Chris demonizes him. Because, guess what, his other exploits '''don't relate to Chris'''. If you are serious about getting the word out, go to ED. They'd love that. We don't care. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 01:00, 9 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::* Sounds pretty defensive in response to a small fact. Why not just let it be up there as opposed to creating a massive drama the size of Chris's asshole? Besides, why would anyone take this site seriously? The staff here is pretty laughable as they overreact to small shit and threaten to dox people. It's kinda cute in a way. --[[User:Thoumad|Thoumad]] 01:10, 9 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::*Judging by the number of accounts you've created and the number of vandalism attempts you made, I'd say you take this site far more seriously than any of us.--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 01:14, 9 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::*You don't realize how fun this is. I guess to each his own. Try not to get so worked up over unimportant shit and get so defensive, you'll live longer. --[[User:Thoumad|Thoumad]] 01:23, 9 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*I'm kind of new here so I don't know for sure, but would it be possible to protect the page? I'm sure if something needed adding to the article one of the admins could put it in. -- [[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 01:15, 9 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
**[[User:Lime|Lime]] suggested that on the talk page. I agree; we definitely need to lock the Game Place page.--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 01:18, 9 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*** I support establishing a lock. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 04:48, 9 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
**** Me too. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 04:56, 9 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
***** Lock that shit down.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:53, 9 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
****** Plug that bitch with a maximum security vault door. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 06:02, 9 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
******* Don't forget the cement--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 07:27, 9 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
******** And the police tape. ''Can't'' forget the police tape. --[[User:SniperFire16|SniperFire16 likes Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D&amp;amp;#39;s]] 04:05, 10 July 2010 (UTC) 04:04, 10 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== CWC Sighting ==&lt;br /&gt;
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	I don't care about being a name fag or being a field agent. I have followed the Chris trolling for a while, because who could resist reading about some guy who lived in the same city as you? Though I never would have expected to run into the elusive manchild, that is, until July 4th. Every year, McIntire Park shoots off fireworks for the July 4th. Many families come out to watch, despite the decline in quality each year due to money problems. So imagine my surprise when I see the internet sensation himself. I had to do a double take to make sure. No, he wasn't wearing anything outrageous like in Friday's After 5 footage. No Sonichu medallion. I guess he really has given up on Sonichu.&lt;br /&gt;
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	I didn't stalk him the entire time he was there, but kept tabs every once in a while. He spent a lot of time near the baseball field. At one point I noticed he pulled out his DSi, with something odd attached to the front of it. It looked like a zoom lense. But do they make zoom lenses for the DSi? I thought the camera quality was already shit. He seemed to use his DSi and what I think is the zoom lense looking at the people around here, presumably women, considering the creepy person he is. A little while later I noticed he had gotten up and started to walk, to where, I don't know. Then he stopped. Now, I don't know how to make of this...I saw him scribble on something, wrap it around what I think he picked up was a rock, and threw it at this woman. I don't think it hit her, but she seemed startled. She picked up whatever he threw, opened up the paper he had written on, looked at him, and shook her head. She then turned and went on her way.&lt;br /&gt;
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	At that point, I decided to leave it at that and go back to hanging out with my friends. I didn't see him after that point. I assume he decided to change where he was sitting or people were just blocking my view, because as it got darker it got incredibly more busy. (sorry, accidentally originally posted this on an archive page) [[User:Danny|Danny]] 01:48, 9 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.pcworld.com/article/166121/the_dsi_gets_a_zoom_lens.html The DSi does come with a zoom lens], apparently. Could this be the same contraption he used to take photos at the GAMe PLACe? --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 02:03, 9 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Has Chris truly realized that Sonichu is creatively and financially worthless? --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 02:27, 9 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Given his arrogance, probably not. He must figure that wearing the medallion must make him stick out like a sore thumb in public, and attract trolls. All changes are just from his very gradual realization that he'll have to make some cosmetic changes to attract the all elusive boyfriend-free girl. Chris is a lazy fuck, that's why he's not making comics, besides him disliking people pressuring him to actual do something, aswell as realizing his fandom is mainly nonexistent. He'll continue doing shit involving his 100% original Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon though, mainly because he gets pleasure from the power of absolute control over something. Chris's life is boring, so very boring. He can't play vidya forever. He will be back to Sonichu, and he will continue thinking it is a relevant and worthy piece of art. [[User:Ozymandias|Ozymandias]] 02:36, 9 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:::Woah, I think we might be getting a bit ahead of ourselves here. I'd really, really like to believe this. The thought of chris throwing a note with &amp;quot;Want to fuck? Y/N&amp;quot; (or something similiar) is hilarious, and I'm not trying to call Danny a liar. But with any sort of proof... It's a bit hard to take on face value. --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 14:07, 9 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:::: Wait, he's throwing rocks with messages attached to them to try to pick up women? It wouldn't surprise me, but I need more proof of this. This could be a bold new step in Chris's attraction sign usage (one that could actually injure someone). Are there any family photo albums of Mcintire park on July 4th? maybe we could find a picture of him in the crowd --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 14:12, 9 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:::: The rock throwing seems to be an improvised paper-heart-on-a-string. Still not working though. --[[User:Hellion|masta beta alum]] 20:32, 9 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:::::Am I cursed to see Chris everywhere now, shit. If anyone else noticed, he has some sort of paper sitting in between his legs... [http://i29.tinypic.com/esm0zk.png Picture1] [http://i28.tinypic.com/dndif9.png Picture2] [[User:Danny|Danny]] 23:42, 9 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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::::::Thanks Danny. So she picked up the rock and looked at him, he shook his head (guessing it was a &amp;quot;yep, lets fuck&amp;quot; nod, and she just kept going?  [[User:Mp83|Mp83]] 00:13, 10 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:::::::Sorry, that was a typo. SHE shook her head at him. Thanks for pointing that out so I could fix it. [[User:Danny|Danny]] 00:36, 10 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:::::::Wait a minute... does he have multiple pokewalkers? Where did those come from? [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 00:18, 10 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::Heart Gold and Soul Silver each come with one, right? He probably bought both versions so he could trade with himself.--[[User:Star Platinum|Star Platinum]] 00:27, 10 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::::But you also can see the Sonichu Pokewalker--meaning he bought a third copy as well.&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::::Well, we now know what he might have replaced the Sonichu medallion with. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 01:39, 10 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
Sorry for not adding more with the pictures, but I did notice that Chris had taken his DSi zoom lense(thanks for clarifying that up for me, guys) off his DSi and was using it as a telescope. He had it pressed up against his eye and was constantly watching around him with it for awhile. He also had this habit of taking off and putting on his sunglasses within seconds of each other. It seemed like he paid more attention to what was going on around him than what was happening at the concert. At one point, I noticed a girl, who looked like she was probably still in highschool, jump up on the ledge beside Chris to join a group of friends who happened to be stationed behind the manbaby. In the process, Chris turned to her and it looked like he said something to her, because immediately her facial expression changed from a legit happy one to a forced smile one. She joined up with her friends and they immediately huddled up together, whispering about something. At the same time they all looked up at Chris, and laughed. I can only imagine what he had said to the poor girl. A few moments later, one of the guys in the group picked up his cell phone and snapped a picture of Chris from behind. Maybe he's aware of who Chris is and will share his story somewhere. At that point, whether or not Chris realized they were making fun of him, he picked up his stuff and switched seating spots. I chose to take my leave at that point. [[User:Danny|Danny]] 01:05, 10 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:*Interesting. Chris seems to be getting a fair bit fatter judging by the rolls of fat in that first pic. He's like a land whale now. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 01:17, 10 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::* Holy SHIT look at how skinny his legs are in that first picture. Compare them to the woman on his right, then the fat guy on his left. It's a wonder he can even walk around. - [[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 01:53, 10 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::* I'm pretty sure that's just a result of his pant cuffs being pulled tight. In picture 2, you can see he's wearing extremely baggy pants,  so if he moved his legs parts, the fabric would tighten around them, giving the illusion that their very skinny. If Chris's legs were really that skinny, they would have snapped under the weight of his massive girth --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 03:21, 10 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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== Since I've been gone ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I was in the hospital for a few days and apparently, shit came up. Looks like shit was settled though...or was it? Your thoughts, people. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:20, 28 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Define &amp;quot;shit&amp;quot; Champ. Shit as in Chris's madness on flipnote, shit as in the Asperpedia hack, or shit as in Alex being a retard? In any case, nothing was settled. At all. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 21:50, 28 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Mostly agree; Chris has been typical Chris on Flipnote and Asperpedia is still being fucking weird, but 16BitAlex is gone, and BabyNeko left as well in a flurry of drama, so that specific shit has settled for the moment. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 21:59, 28 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Well, BabyNeko is gone. But Alex certainly is not. He said he was going, but like certain other manchildren before him, he is continueing to frequent that which he said he would leave forever, posting more bullshit about apples and his racist views on asian women or some shit like that. I have no clue what he's really saying. He used to make sense, and then his language just devolved into retarded babbling. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 22:31, 28 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
**I removed my &amp;quot;retarded babbling&amp;quot;. --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 00:07, 29 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
***Your &amp;quot;DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING&amp;quot; tactic just makes you look worse, you know.--[[User:Star Platinum|Star Platinum]] 01:59, 30 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Typical garden-variety madness, nothing serious. I wish you a speedy recovery. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:53, 29 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:*Faggots did drama, Chris kept on being Chris.  Hope whatever hospitalized you wasn't too serious and that you get well soon.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 18:39, 29 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
beat said it best. --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 02:04, 2 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Long time, no see==&lt;br /&gt;
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I was reading an issue of Rolling Stone yesterday, and I found out that California rejected funding for an IRL homosexuality &amp;quot;cure&amp;quot;. Wouldn't it be fun if we told Chris about this, just for his reaction? Guys? --[[User:SniperFire16|SniperFire16]] 15:42, 29 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:Possibly. Actually, the way things are going now, he could start building an actual political platform that would include anti-badmouthing, homo vaccines, and dating education. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 18:37, 29 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== 16bitfaggot B&amp;amp; BryanBash ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I am a humble user, barely making edits and staying out of this petty drama. But this is far, far more of a crime than I can let go by unpunished. Ban this faggot.--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 02:04, 1 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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What the fuck happened? I'm a bit out of the loop. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:23, 1 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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*16bitAlex is being lame.  Unfortunately, it's the poisonous kind of lame that compels others to act lame in a display of how much they hate him.  At least I think that's what's going on.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:27, 1 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
**That's about right. I forget where it started, but you can see a lot of it on Delabonte's page. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 02:28, 1 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
***My personal justification is that I needed a reason to act like a fag to somebody, and to put it bluntly, he's the perfect excuse. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 02:31, 1 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
****What did your girlfriend break up with you, and now you're hiding your secret pain by lashing out on the internet?  I realize he's being a moron and I'm honestly shocked he hasn't been banned yet, but you guys have managed to fill the entire recent changes page with your little bitch fight against him on multiple occasions.  That shit is just sad.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:51, 1 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*****Haven't had a girlfriend in months. Sorry about the recent changes thing, I guess it didn't occur to me that that was the case. I came here back in January primarily as a troll, and I hadn't done any trolling here yet. Call me immature, but it was doing what I came here to do, and it was satisfying. Seems like it's just about blown over now though, so I'll resume normal editing duties shortly. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 02:57, 1 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
******Sorry about clogging the first page of recent changes on your website dedicated to documenting everything a 28 year old manbaby has ever done. Seriously, fucking relax. [[User:Sully|Sully]] 03:09, 1 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*******I actually did want to stay out of the drama. I just posted a single comment on Delabonte's page telling Alex to abandon his account and just set up a new online identity. I just wanted to end this shit. Unfortunatly, he instead went on to cause more drama, and it pissed me off to the point I became an active participant. Well, i've learned my lesson now; Never try to white knight for anybody. If they are being trolled then they probably deserve it. I'm sorry for being a faggot everyone. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 10:36, 1 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Times Square Billboard Images ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Where on the cwcki can I view them?&lt;br /&gt;
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*They're here - http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/20_December_2009 [[User:Irenicus|Irenicus]] 11:13, 1 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Ok... ==&lt;br /&gt;
You know what I hate more than anything else in the world? Gary Oak. Gary motherfucking Oak and the 500 motherfucking server error. Now, I know that the people in charge probably won't listen to this suggestion. I know it'd cause a lot of trouble to actually do it. I know that there is most likely some reason why we haven't already done it. But i'm not 100% certain, so i'm gonna throw this suggestion out there in the vain hope that someone sees it and either does it or at least explains why we can't;&lt;br /&gt;
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Why don't we move CWCki to the Hsienko servers that Asperpedia is hosted on?&lt;br /&gt;
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Because I NEVER have any of this shit when doing stuff there. Not once. Ever. At all.&lt;br /&gt;
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Over there, internal server errors do not exist.&lt;br /&gt;
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Just throwing it out there. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 22:40, 1 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Having just received the 500 error (while logging in, no less), I like this idea.-[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 23:20, 1 July 2010 (UTC)==&lt;br /&gt;
*And now the errors are getting worse. Are they trying to tell us something?-[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 00:46, 2 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
**I think today the website is just more stressed than usual. It's what motivated me to post. I was getting so fucking many on recent changes all the time. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 00:51, 2 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::*The 500 errors are becoming infuriatingly common, but I'm thinking there has to be a fix that doesn't involve moving the whole site.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 01:59, 2 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Contact Info ==&lt;br /&gt;
I've got an idea that will probably elicit no reaction whatever from Chris but has to be worth a try.  But he's always abandoning accounts and changing his email.  Does anyone have his most up-to-date email address?  Does anyone know if he still even checks it anymore?  I know he said he was giving up internet, but he's still on Flipnote, so you never know.  Thanks a million and Happy Canada Day! --[[User:Manwithoutabody|manwithoutabody]] 19:34 1 July 2010 CEST&lt;br /&gt;
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: chrischansonichu@aol.com is and always has been his email account. These days he barely checks it and doesn't reply to anything, so best of luck; I've been bombarding it on and off from various email accounts ever since Sydney got through, but not even a single bite. Emailing Chris at this point is like pissing into an ocean of piss. p.s if your idea is 'pretend to be Megan, pretend to be a girl interested in him, say you dug up patti,pretend you are someone impossible (such as Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)), then I can safely say it won't work. Good luck though. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 01:03, 2 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==I MAD==&lt;br /&gt;
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Okay, so the 'fan videos' is a cool and entertaining feature that can spice up a boring video page. Like all good ideas, however, something fucktarded has to come along. In this case, I'm talking about the utterly moronic practice of inserting videos that are either unrelated to the topic at hand, not actual Chris videos, or both. I'm not going to point any fingers namely because I've been gone forever and I'm not going to search through histories. Does a video with 'hurr durr i edited clips to make chris say he's gay' belong in the middle of the [[homos]] article? Does [[Sweetheart]] need some totally fucking irrelevant mashup at the top of the page? &lt;br /&gt;
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At best, this is a misguided attempt at transplanting in humor. At worst, it's namefaggotry. I'm going to be weeding out this crap but it would be nice if certain people actively avoided this level of dumbfuckery. Put fan videos in a segment labeled fan videos, and maybe explain how the fuck it's relevant to the article.&lt;br /&gt;
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/rage rage rage rage --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 02:04, 2 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:Aren't we a little overzealous? Granted, some videos are useless, but '''we have a fan video template.''' Just get rid of the useless ones and fix the ones that stay. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 02:27, 2 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:*Essentially, that's what I want, for people to use the template and make sure the video is appropriate. You just said it without all my impotent NERD RAAAAAAAGE. --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 02:31, 2 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::*I've seen this shit around too, didn't know it was an issue. I'll keep an eye out in case someone adds that sort of thing in from now on. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 04:40, 2 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*I see what you're getting at. I think there are quite a few pages where there's far too many fan videos. A secondary goal of the CWCki which hasn't been quite elaborated on formally is that it should serve to preserve trolling culture and our collective trolling heritage that surrounds Chris. Personally, I think a fan video should only be included in an article if 1) it is notable in itself (see Vivian G's &amp;quot;DYKES DYKES CHINA,&amp;quot; for instance) or 2) it illustrates a point clearly (can't think of a good example at the moment). In any case, it should be done sparingly. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:20, 2 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Why I've banned 16BitAlex ==&lt;br /&gt;
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When I was 4 or so, I had an NES when it was still pretty new and my babysitter loved playing it. One time, my mom took away the NES from me because my babysitter was so enamored with the NES, she would forget to, you know, watch me. It's something like that.&lt;br /&gt;
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I really didn't follow shit he did closely because Chris is enough drama to follow. 16BitAlex seemed to be causing drama that was counter productive to the CWCki's goal of documenting the life and times of Christian Weston Chandler. &lt;br /&gt;
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It looks like he himself tried to ban himself and so I took it upon myself to do the job right for him. Alex, if you're reading this, you are free to appeal this ban. Likewise, he is free to create a new account and start life anew on the CWCki, provided he will not delve too much into his personal life and stay focused on just editing the CWCki. &lt;br /&gt;
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I am really sick of this drama, not so much from CWCki editors but people like Clyde, and I'm afraid the only feasible solution I have was to remove Alex and in a way that was also to protect him because God damn, he is such a damn ass pie. &lt;br /&gt;
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Now let's get back to work, people. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 15:06, 2 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*I officially declare the first Church of Champthom open. Praise the Lord, for we have been saved! --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 15:12, 2 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*I'm glad you took care of this. Really, I'm surprised why none of the other admins stepped in. I guess they just wanted to see the drama unfold. Hopefully this will ''finally'' die down. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 15:18, 2 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Champ, you are hot. I want you. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 15:33, 2 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Me too! --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 15:42, 2 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*This is a good thing.  The best thing, even.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 15:48, 2 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*I want to suck your big dick Champthom and have you come all over my face. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 05:13, 3 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Perhaps it's that I haven't slept since Thursday afternoon, but the NES analogy is going way over my head. Still, I'm glad to see it over, even if I was a contributor. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 05:38, 3 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:The babysitter (CWCki editors) was playing the NES (messing with Alex) instead of doing her job and watching baby Champ. (obsessively chronicling the day to day life of an autistic manchild)--[[User:Star Platinum|Star Platinum]] 16:37, 3 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Thank GodBearJesus that crap is over.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 06:09, 3 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*To be honest I do think this 16BitAlex drama was creating confusion and chaos in the wiki. As much as I'd like to have trolled him, we do have to find a better place to do it. It was starting to get like an angry shouting match in broad daylight in the middle of a mall D: -- [[User:Da Nuke|Da_Nuke the Nucular Raeg Bomb]] 04:32, 4 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:*Very apt. In any case, the point is that Alex himself didn't do anything wrong, per say, only that he was acting in a way that was disruptive as feeding trolls (which, as this wiki serves as a beautiful illustration, is something you just don't do) and I felt it was best for him and this wiki for him to be banned. Anyways, just wanted to clarify that it has nothing to do with me hating Alex or siding with people trolling him, just wanted to get this shit taken care of.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:44, 7 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::*Whatever your motives, we still love you just as much for actually doing it. The dude really needed to go. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 20:11, 7 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Chris may be eligible for fraud charges ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Greetings all. A friend of mine who used to work as paralegal in social security pointed out that Chris may be eligible for fraud charges. I don't know the exact rules myself, but it seems if you're taking the social security fund and, you are not supposed to have 'substantial assets' (that is, in excess of $2000, sans car and house). Seeing Chris' PS3 and list of purchases, he is very likely to have gone through that limit. Unless he could provide evidence that he is disabled for work, he may face up to 10 years in jail for the fraud charge. &lt;br /&gt;
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The SSA office in charge of Virginia should be 1470 Pantops Mountain Place, Charlottesville - (434) 295-1144 begin_of_the_skype_highlighting              (434) 295-1144      end_of_the_skype_highlighting (reopens on 6th of July I heard). I can't report this issue due to me not being a US citizen, so I'm just pointing a possibility here.&lt;br /&gt;
*For the love of GodJesus, how hard is it to sign your posts?--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 04:23, 3 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:*We've been over this.  He has autism, and apparently that's good enough for the state of Virginia.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:28, 3 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::*Also, he really is too stupid to work--he couldn't even take out the garbage at Wendy's without fucking it up.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 04:46, 3 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Ah, I'm sorry about that, this is my first time using this function of a wiki page--[[User:Xanandar|Xanandar]] 04:53, 3 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Short answer:''' either you didn't hear your friend correctly, or he's a moron. Chris will never be pulled in on fraud charges.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Long answer:''' Assets that would be countable include excess real property, the fair market value of vehicles other than your primary vehicle, balances in savings accounts, excess burial plots, and revocable trusts. Legally, Chris owns very little, his parents owning all the real property (the house and land) and the accounts. Generally, items like TVs and PS3s aren't counted in the count of substantial assets, and oh god the legal shitstorm from revoking SSDI benefits because of DLC would be terrifying. Finally, the defense would have a field day with excuses on why he couldn't have understood the restriction. You might be thinking of &amp;quot;substantial gainful activity&amp;quot; (&amp;quot;SGA&amp;quot;), but that would be work which Chris.....doesn't.&lt;br /&gt;
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Oh, and '''Supplemental Security Income =/= Social Security Disability Insurance'''. I'm fairly certain Chris receives a check from the latter, so it's more application based than needs based.&lt;br /&gt;
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Sadly, I think the only thing Chris risks is a weekly follow-up with a social worker. I don't think I will see a judge punishing an autistic manchild on his first fraud offence. I am ready to bet an old 5$ that he will receive no punitive damages at all. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 06:15, 3 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Attention all jerkops ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Any user who interferes with [[User:JenkinsJinkies|JenkinsJinkies]] is to be banned from the CWCki. This user has provided original information about Chris and Clyde has confirmed this to be a confirmed CWCSighting.&lt;br /&gt;
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That young, 14 year old boy and his valorous usage of his Nintendo DS to attempt to capture Chris warrants special attention and no one is to interfere with him.&lt;br /&gt;
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Questions may be directed to me on a one-on-one basis (contact info available on my user page).--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:26, 4 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== changes i'd like to see ==&lt;br /&gt;
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so, i'm thinking about remaking the community portal as an actual portal. that is, a place with links to discussion areas for different topics. one of these would be about speculation, which leads me onto my next change: no more speculation in articles, unless it is ''extremely'' related. some articles have way too fucking much armchair psychology, which really has no place in the main namespace. this is an encyclopaedia of facts, not a gigantic talk page, so please confine your guesswork to either article discussion pages(if it is important to improving the article, i.e. decoding/translating chris's bullshit) or the speculation place(once it's made). please discuss how the community portal should be revamped, such as what discussion pages to create. --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 09:21, 4 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== MIA Asperpedian ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I wasn't sure where else to put this, but does anyone know where I can find whoever went by the name &amp;quot;Sans&amp;quot; on Asperpedia? I need to discuss something with him. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 04:34, 6 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Is it possible to have this screen name deleted? ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Sorry if this is the wrong place to ask, but I'd like my screen name deleted if that is possible. [[User:JamieTyler|JamieTyler]] 23:37, 6 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Favorite Troll Userboxes? ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Just a suggestion, we have Userboxes for the favorite Chandler cats, but none for one's favorite troll? I just thought it would be a good idea to put out like five for the biggest-names in CWC Trolling (Like Clyde, Jack Thaddeus, Vivitheg, Bluespike...Jimmy Hill?) [[User:Woohah Master|Woohah Master]] 20:57, 7 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*I support this. I yearn for some way to show my infinite love of Liquid Chris. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 23:15, 7 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
Ah, forgot about Liquid, but yeah, him too [[User:Woohah Master|Woohah Master]] 23:32, 7 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:I feel Liquid would reign supreme. Still, it seems like we're missing a few; does Alec count? [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 03:47, 8 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::I think Alec would count. How about Robert Simmons V or The Man in the Pickle Suit? --[[User:Paperback|Paperback]] 10:00, 8 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
Robert I don't think really warrants his own box. He didn't do a whole lot. I'd like to get a box for Evan if we're doing one for Alec. So, the list so far is Clyde, Jack Thaddeus, Vivitheg, Bluespike, Liquid Chris, Alec, Man In The Pickle Suit, and Evan. Who would be up for making them? [[User:Woohah Master|Woohah Master]] 14:47, 8 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::: I'll make them! Do you think there should be userboxes for favorite saga too? --'''[[User:Lime|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;limegreen&amp;quot;&amp;gt;L&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]][[User_talk:Lime|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;limegreen&amp;quot;&amp;gt;i&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;limegreen&amp;quot;&amp;gt;m&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]][[nudes|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;limegreen&amp;quot;&amp;gt;e&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]]''' 21:54, 9 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Okay, here's the boxes I've made so far:&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Template:ClydeCash|Clyde]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Template:JackThaddeus|Jack]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Template:VivianGee|Vivian]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Template:BlueSpike|BlueSpike]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Template:LiquidChris‎|Liquid]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Sorry they're nothing special, feel free to edit them. --'''[[User:Lime|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;limegreen&amp;quot;&amp;gt;L&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]][[User_talk:Lime|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;limegreen&amp;quot;&amp;gt;i&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;limegreen&amp;quot;&amp;gt;m&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]][[nudes|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;limegreen&amp;quot;&amp;gt;e&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]]''' 22:47, 9 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Needs some spicing up, i'll admit. Maybe some text relating to their trolling campaigns? Maybe something like &amp;quot;This user believes in the TRUE and HONEST Liquid Chris&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;This user is a Bluespike fan, and takes delight in Christian's pain&amp;quot; What do you guys think? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 00:02, 10 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Yeah, sorry they're so bland. I'm a bit slow-in-the-mind so I can't think of anything witty for them. Those sound good to me!&lt;br /&gt;
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Oh yeah, and I don't know what picture to use for Alec (there was a nice picture of Asperchu, but it's already used for the Asperpedia template), so I'll skip his box for now. --'''[[User:Lime|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;limegreen&amp;quot;&amp;gt;L&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]][[User_talk:Lime|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;limegreen&amp;quot;&amp;gt;i&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;limegreen&amp;quot;&amp;gt;m&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]][[nudes|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;limegreen&amp;quot;&amp;gt;e&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]]''' 00:26, 10 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Might I suggest a picture from his appearance in Sonichu? Probably the best we could do other than maybe a different picture of Asperchu.--[[User:Star Platinum|Star Platinum]] 00:41, 10 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I added some shit. Feel free to edit. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 00:46, 10 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I made the boxes for [[Template:MPS|the Man in the Pickle Suit]] and [[Template:Evan|Evan]]. I was working on Alec's but [[User:ALBASPERCHU|ALBASPERCHU]] [[Template:AlecBensonLeary|beat me to it]]. Also I think some of them have that annoying white space problem though. Fuuu- --'''[[User:Lime|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;limegreen&amp;quot;&amp;gt;L&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]][[User_talk:Lime|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;limegreen&amp;quot;&amp;gt;i&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;limegreen&amp;quot;&amp;gt;m&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]][[nudes|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;limegreen&amp;quot;&amp;gt;e&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]]''' 01:46, 10 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== IBA fucking geneva ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Is evading every five seconds and needs to be dealt with. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 03:36, 8 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: I have perma-banned the creep twice. Fells like a game of &amp;quot;Whack-A-Mole&amp;quot;. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:40, 8 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:*Mighty fine work there, Griffintown.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:43, 8 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::*I am glad to be helpful. Besides, what is the fun in a Wiki without the odd griefer to whack around? :) [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 05:27, 8 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:I'd hate to be a fag and walk into this, but I was under the impression that we had his dox, so couldn't we just toss them out? If not there's software that lets us track IP and software even when the user is hiding behind Tor so we could just get his dox if we don't have it that way.-[[User:Kei|Kei]] 04:03, 8 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
Oh god damn. The [[User:Pfaggot|name]] of his new account is harassment itself. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 06:28, 8 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*BTW his Juanbrujo account isn't banned yet. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 06:33, 8 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Yeah. Someone needs to deal with this guy. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 14:54, 8 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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*IBAgeneva (banned)&lt;br /&gt;
*JerryMathers (banned)&lt;br /&gt;
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*Herpdederp (banned)&lt;br /&gt;
*Derpaherp (banned)&lt;br /&gt;
*Greatjollynegro (banned)&lt;br /&gt;
*Uhuru (banned)&lt;br /&gt;
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*Mrjoo (banned)&lt;br /&gt;
*Lawltiger (banned)&lt;br /&gt;
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*Niggomalema (banned)&lt;br /&gt;
*Mrpillow (banned)&lt;br /&gt;
*Farklesparkle (banned)&lt;br /&gt;
*Jammastercoon (banned)&lt;br /&gt;
*Travislikesbeer (banned)&lt;br /&gt;
*CountCockula (banned)&lt;br /&gt;
*Lightsideblue (banned)&lt;br /&gt;
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*Rapeanator (banned)&lt;br /&gt;
*Loldongs (banned)&lt;br /&gt;
*Thoumad (banned)&lt;br /&gt;
*Spocker (banned)&lt;br /&gt;
*Dramallama (banned)&lt;br /&gt;
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[[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 15:45, 8 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Does he think its even funny? Its pathetic and retarded. Maybe the category page shoud just say this person is a faggot.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 03:44, 9 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
Whoever this guy is, it sounds like he's either butthurt or a newfag since he only makes the same edits over and over. He fails as a vandal. Seriously. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 17:04, 8 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:You just don't know how fun this is, buddy. Also, Office Space was ok. Wasn't that great of a movie. :/  --[[User:Uhuru|Uhuru]] 17:15, 8 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::It's fine we can just drop your dox and we'll see if you still think it's fun then. You know Tor doesn't hide your actual IP when you use these sites, at least not when the right software's around.-[[User:Kei|Kei]] 17:22, 8 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::That smacks of some sort of desperation. First of all, I get the hint you are talking out your ass. Second, u mad? --[[User:Mrjoo|Mrjoo]] 19:04, 8 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
* Actually no, whenever you use Scripts/Flash Tor won't hide your IP, and there are several commercial programs that can track based on that. Try to figure out how your parachute works before you use it &amp;lt;small&amp;gt;Here's a hint: the boxes that enable flash and Java, leave them off. Of course you can't edit if they are off...&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt; -[[User:Kei|Kei]] 20:48, 8 July 2010 (UTC) &lt;br /&gt;
:You threaten me with dox and you only follow up with an explanation of how you could possibly find my IP address. You kind of fail at being an internet tough guy.--[[User:Pewbmonster|Pewbmonster]] 20:53, 8 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::people are not acting like an inetrnet though guy, because your retarded fagottry is just annoying instead of infuriating. and dammit choose less retarded sockpuppets, because seriously &amp;quot;pewbmonster&amp;quot;? what are you? 13?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 20:57, 8 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::Cool story bro. I can't account for how old I am but I know [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LU0Q6ONMQY Pfargtl9000] is a little kid. --[[User:Niggomalema|Niggomalema]] 21:17, 8 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::I never threatened, I just said that it's going to happen: it's not just &amp;quot;possibly&amp;quot; find, you've left a big gap and anyone reaasonably skilled and with the software can exploit that. You aren't invisible and there's no reason to why the management wouldn't crank up the rapemachine if you keep trying to act like a big bad troll. You obviously don't know how to vandalize a site, try to know what you're doing before getting smug.-[[User:Kei|Kei]] 21:22, 8 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::Hey you might want to shorten your post because I don't feel like reading all that. I mean if your full of hot air just say it. I just am not going to bother with your little screeds. --[[User:Niggomalema|Niggomalema]] 21:30, 8 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::: Here's the shorter version: Your dox will be posted. and PS: YOu called Pfargt a little kid, but that little kid has shown more maturity than you ever will. you're a lost case.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 23:33, 8 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::: Sounds like an empty threat, brah. Your IP is (censored). It isn't that big of a deal, is it? --[[User:Loldongs|Loldongs]] 00:13, 9 July 2010 (UTC) &lt;br /&gt;
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[http://www.cogsdev.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Pfargtl9000&amp;amp;oldid=103044 Will there ever be an end to this?] [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 20:41, 8 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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that's funny, i don't remember giving j0haely or kei any mod priveleges. maybe they should fuck off --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 06:15, 9 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Congratulations, this is the CWCki staff, a bunch of angsty thirteen year old boys. No wonder this site can't get it's shit together. Some stupid shit happens and all you can do when the mods are afk or just idle, which is most of the time, is have your userbase make empty, childish threats. Why should anyone take this shit seriously anymore? This is all one big joke. It's like this site is run by the New*Furry*Military. --[[User:Spocker|Spocker]] 15:33, 9 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Enjoy your ban. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 15:42, 9 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::Enjoying every minute of it. --[[User:Dangerman|Dangerman]] 15:59, 9 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::Then why do you keep coming back? [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 16:02, 9 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: I never mentioned i had mod priviledges. i just find this petty bullshit annoying.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 16:49, 9 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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It's always good to see another /cwc/ guy on, keeping it interesting. I think everyone (well, save for cogs) is taking this dude a bit too seriously. He's just fucking around, not even really vandalizing. Chill, niggers. --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 16:11, 9 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:I love a good game of &amp;quot;Whack-A-Mole&amp;quot;. Quite relaxing. Looks like I have a partner for the next few days. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 16:23, 9 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I wouldn't take it so seriously, but it's like having to put up with a spoiled toddler throwing a tantrum. It's pretty obnoxious. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 16:41, 9 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Would someone please tell me why IP banning him and preventing account creation is so hard to do? I've done that sort of stuff on the Asperpedia when banning random vandals, and from what I've seen it's as simple as clicking two boxes. So what's the problem here then? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 17:49, 9 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I think this guy deserves his own article [[User:Leekduck|Leekduck]] 19:04, 9 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Furfags and furfag sympathizers on cwcki? Still? [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]], we know you're a fucking faggot who defends furniggers, etc. Get skype, pm me your skype on irc (I'm Krapple_Guy), and we'll settle this there. Do it plz, dramawhore. --[[User:VanKrause|VanKrause]] 19:10, 9 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:No. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 20:14, 9 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Also, does it look like you have the power to force furries off the CWCki? If so, when did you get that pow- oh wait, '''you never had that power.''' Seeing how you are applying Legi0n's rules to a completely different website that doesn't use those rules, you are just making yourself look like an ''ass''. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 20:25, 9 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Really? Is that what this is about? Furfags? Come on guys. This subject is so old that it's rotting. If you really have that much of a problem with them, then troll them on Youtube. It's much easier, you'd get banned less often, and it'd save grief for both the Krapple trolls and the CWCki. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 19:49, 9 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:It seems like the only thing we can't insult is /cwc/, and if we do it we're basically labeled as &amp;quot;niggers&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;furfags&amp;quot;. So, [[wikipedia:BioShock|would you kindly]] fuck off? &amp;lt;sub&amp;gt;(message not directed towards Edward)&amp;lt;/sub&amp;gt; [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 20:18, 9 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:Umm no. We at Legi0n really don't give two shits if you insult /cwc/. Feel free to insult it all you want. Thats not the point (a point you are avoiding btw). Point is, Pfargtl9000, you've defended known furfags on cwcki at least twice. [[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|Ed]] the sonicfag furrfag and [[User:MaxTehManyula|Max]] the pokemon fetishist furfag.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Hi. In case you ask, I am a furry, more precisely a Pokefur. I am quite pissed that Chris is digging my fandom into a bigger hole every day.|[[User:MaxTehManyula|Max]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Need I say more? Now then P, get skype and we'll talk. --[[User:VanKrause|VanKrause]] 20:29, 9 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Yes, I fucking already read that before you put it up in HUEG XBOX quotes. Thing is, I don't give two shits about what he is, unlike you. And one last thing; I'm not going into Skype. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 20:34, 9 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
Pfargtl9000's thing is that he loves to bitch and moan to the mods. He was continually trying to start drama on the cwcki because the idea of any form of fursecution makes his ass pucker. He also loves to raeg on this wiki through the use of rainbowtext and setting up his permaban template on the pages of new members that he perceives to be sock accounts with no proof whatsoever. It's rather funny that I'm able to get the cwcki staff to intimidate new users. --[[User:Dramallama|Dramallama]] 20:47, 9 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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What do furries, or any of this, have to do with Christian Chandler? Im not even sure what we are trying to accomplish now...[[User:Leekduck|Leekduck]] 21:07, 9 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Absolutly nothihg. Pfargtl9000 is just causing a lot of drama because he's a faggot. I told him me &amp;amp; the guys from /cwc/ would be willing to settle things with him outside of cwcki (skype), but he refuses to listen and wants to use cwcki as his shield/personal army. --[[User:VanKrause|VanKrause]] 21:21, 9 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:It's accomplishing nothing; this is an open-and-shut case of vandalism and flame wars. We all know Cogs' policy; she doesn't care what you do as long as you don't bring faggotry to her site. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 21:21, 9 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:: Agreed. Again, I told Pfargtl9000 that we'd be willing to settle all this via skype (and outside of cwcki), but he refuses. --[[User:VanKrause|VanKrause]] 21:23, 9 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:::It is possible that he either doesent want skype or feels that it is too personal (voice, real name, ect.) If Pfargt thinks that the cwcki is his 'personal army' then there is probably something the cwckians could do to help if help is needed?[[User:Leekduck|Leekduck]] 21:29, 9 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Look here guiz, this is accomplishing nothing. We are all just arguing over internet politics right now, and we've gone WAY off topic. Pfargtl's faggotry is another issue altogether, as are furries and people's opinions of /cwc/. Right now, I just want a ceasefire in this fucking edit war so that we can go back to researching and documenting the life of a 28 year old fat man from Virginia, and preferably either one side or the other to shut up on the subject of whatever the fuck Pfargtl is doing now as well, preferrably whichever one it was that started all this bullshit. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 23:53, 9 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Game Place page vandalism ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Some dickweed keeps editing the Game Place page to claim that someone's a sex offender. Can we ban him?--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 22:20, 8 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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*From the information posted, I'd say it's relevant. Why not leave it up? [[User:ArizonaBay|ArizonaBay]] 22:56, 8 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
**Did this guy ever interact with Chris? If the answer is no, then it's ''not'' relevant.--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 22:57, 8 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
**:Trombonista is completely right. I don't know how many times it has to get pointed out, but the CWCki is. About. Chris. Nobody else. If the guy's record relates to Chris or whatever, then that is relevant. Otherwise, purge with fire. The CWCki is nobody's personal army. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 00:21, 9 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
***: Well why be so protective of a child molester? If someone plans to go that store or praise it as a result of the articles and confrontations between Snyder and Chris, why not let them know the facts about that store? The CWCki has tons of information regarding all the other institutions and establishments Chris has gone to. But I digress, this wiki isn't really meant to be taken seriously. After all, some of the articles like [[6_June_2010|this one]] are based on hearsay, conjecture, and a terrible misinterpretation of events. All of sudden, this all becomes srs bsns because the fact of a pedophile owning a store which children frequent is too much for you guys to handle. Take a chill pill. --[[User:Thoumad|Thoumad]] 00:43, 9 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::*Except that the article you pointed out relates to Chris and in a big way. It is relevant. Also, the 'owner' of the shop probably almost never actually visits the store, just managing it financially, so it really doesn't matter at all. It's irrelevant to begin with, and it certainly does not relate to Chris. For instance, officer [[Bagget]]. Are his exploits outside of Chris there? No, except one thing he did, showing he's been decorated for bravery while Chris demonizes him. Because, guess what, his other exploits '''don't relate to Chris'''. If you are serious about getting the word out, go to ED. They'd love that. We don't care. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 01:00, 9 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::* Sounds pretty defensive in response to a small fact. Why not just let it be up there as opposed to creating a massive drama the size of Chris's asshole? Besides, why would anyone take this site seriously? The staff here is pretty laughable as they overreact to small shit and threaten to dox people. It's kinda cute in a way. --[[User:Thoumad|Thoumad]] 01:10, 9 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::*Judging by the number of accounts you've created and the number of vandalism attempts you made, I'd say you take this site far more seriously than any of us.--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 01:14, 9 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::*You don't realize how fun this is. I guess to each his own. Try not to get so worked up over unimportant shit and get so defensive, you'll live longer. --[[User:Thoumad|Thoumad]] 01:23, 9 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*I'm kind of new here so I don't know for sure, but would it be possible to protect the page? I'm sure if something needed adding to the article one of the admins could put it in. -- [[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 01:15, 9 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
**[[User:Lime|Lime]] suggested that on the talk page. I agree; we definitely need to lock the Game Place page.--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 01:18, 9 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*** I support establishing a lock. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 04:48, 9 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
**** Me too. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 04:56, 9 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
***** Lock that shit down.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:53, 9 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
****** Plug that bitch with a maximum security vault door. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 06:02, 9 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
******* Don't forget the cement--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 07:27, 9 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
******** And the police tape. ''Can't'' forget the police tape. --[[User:SniperFire16|Likes Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D&amp;amp;#39;s]] 04:04, 10 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== CWC Sighting ==&lt;br /&gt;
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	I don't care about being a name fag or being a field agent. I have followed the Chris trolling for a while, because who could resist reading about some guy who lived in the same city as you? Though I never would have expected to run into the elusive manchild, that is, until July 4th. Every year, McIntire Park shoots off fireworks for the July 4th. Many families come out to watch, despite the decline in quality each year due to money problems. So imagine my surprise when I see the internet sensation himself. I had to do a double take to make sure. No, he wasn't wearing anything outrageous like in Friday's After 5 footage. No Sonichu medallion. I guess he really has given up on Sonichu.&lt;br /&gt;
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	I didn't stalk him the entire time he was there, but kept tabs every once in a while. He spent a lot of time near the baseball field. At one point I noticed he pulled out his DSi, with something odd attached to the front of it. It looked like a zoom lense. But do they make zoom lenses for the DSi? I thought the camera quality was already shit. He seemed to use his DSi and what I think is the zoom lense looking at the people around here, presumably women, considering the creepy person he is. A little while later I noticed he had gotten up and started to walk, to where, I don't know. Then he stopped. Now, I don't know how to make of this...I saw him scribble on something, wrap it around what I think he picked up was a rock, and threw it at this woman. I don't think it hit her, but she seemed startled. She picked up whatever he threw, opened up the paper he had written on, looked at him, and shook her head. She then turned and went on her way.&lt;br /&gt;
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	At that point, I decided to leave it at that and go back to hanging out with my friends. I didn't see him after that point. I assume he decided to change where he was sitting or people were just blocking my view, because as it got darker it got incredibly more busy. (sorry, accidentally originally posted this on an archive page) [[User:Danny|Danny]] 01:48, 9 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.pcworld.com/article/166121/the_dsi_gets_a_zoom_lens.html The DSi does come with a zoom lens], apparently. Could this be the same contraption he used to take photos at the GAMe PLACe? --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 02:03, 9 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Has Chris truly realized that Sonichu is creatively and financially worthless? --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 02:27, 9 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Given his arrogance, probably not. He must figure that wearing the medallion must make him stick out like a sore thumb in public, and attract trolls. All changes are just from his very gradual realization that he'll have to make some cosmetic changes to attract the all elusive boyfriend-free girl. Chris is a lazy fuck, that's why he's not making comics, besides him disliking people pressuring him to actual do something, aswell as realizing his fandom is mainly nonexistent. He'll continue doing shit involving his 100% original Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon though, mainly because he gets pleasure from the power of absolute control over something. Chris's life is boring, so very boring. He can't play vidya forever. He will be back to Sonichu, and he will continue thinking it is a relevant and worthy piece of art. [[User:Ozymandias|Ozymandias]] 02:36, 9 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:::Woah, I think we might be getting a bit ahead of ourselves here. I'd really, really like to believe this. The thought of chris throwing a note with &amp;quot;Want to fuck? Y/N&amp;quot; (or something similiar) is hilarious, and I'm not trying to call Danny a liar. But with any sort of proof... It's a bit hard to take on face value. --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 14:07, 9 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:::: Wait, he's throwing rocks with messages attached to them to try to pick up women? It wouldn't surprise me, but I need more proof of this. This could be a bold new step in Chris's attraction sign usage (one that could actually injure someone). Are there any family photo albums of Mcintire park on July 4th? maybe we could find a picture of him in the crowd --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 14:12, 9 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:::: The rock throwing seems to be an improvised paper-heart-on-a-string. Still not working though. --[[User:Hellion|masta beta alum]] 20:32, 9 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:::::Am I cursed to see Chris everywhere now, shit. If anyone else noticed, he has some sort of paper sitting in between his legs... [http://i29.tinypic.com/esm0zk.png Picture1] [http://i28.tinypic.com/dndif9.png Picture2] [[User:Danny|Danny]] 23:42, 9 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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::::::Thanks Danny. So she picked up the rock and looked at him, he shook his head (guessing it was a &amp;quot;yep, lets fuck&amp;quot; nod, and she just kept going?  [[User:Mp83|Mp83]] 00:13, 10 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:::::::Sorry, that was a typo. SHE shook her head at him. Thanks for pointing that out so I could fix it. [[User:Danny|Danny]] 00:36, 10 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:::::::Wait a minute... does he have multiple pokewalkers? Where did those come from? [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 00:18, 10 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::Heart Gold and Soul Silver each come with one, right? He probably bought both versions so he could trade with himself.--[[User:Star Platinum|Star Platinum]] 00:27, 10 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::::But you also can see the Sonichu Pokewalker--meaning he bought a third copy as well.&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::::Well, we now know what he might have replaced the Sonichu medallion with. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 01:39, 10 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
Sorry for not adding more with the pictures, but I did notice that Chris had taken his DSi zoom lense(thanks for clarifying that up for me, guys) off his DSi and was using it as a telescope. He had it pressed up against his eye and was constantly watching around him with it for awhile. He also had this habit of taking off and putting on his sunglasses within seconds of each other. It seemed like he paid more attention to what was going on around him than what was happening at the concert. At one point, I noticed a girl, who looked like she was probably still in highschool, jump up on the ledge beside Chris to join a group of friends who happened to be stationed behind the manbaby. In the process, Chris turned to her and it looked like he said something to her, because immediately her facial expression changed from a legit happy one to a forced smile one. She joined up with her friends and they immediately huddled up together, whispering about something. At the same time they all looked up at Chris, and laughed. I can only imagine what he had said to the poor girl. A few moments later, one of the guys in the group picked up his cell phone and snapped a picture of Chris from behind. Maybe he's aware of who Chris is and will share his story somewhere. At that point, whether or not Chris realized they were making fun of him, he picked up his stuff and switched seating spots. I chose to take my leave at that point. [[User:Danny|Danny]] 01:05, 10 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:*Interesting. Chris seems to be getting a fair bit fatter judging by the rolls of fat in that first pic. He's like a land whale now. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 01:17, 10 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::* Holy SHIT look at how skinny his legs are in that first picture. Compare them to the woman on his right, then the fat guy on his left. It's a wonder he can even walk around. - [[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 01:53, 10 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::* I'm pretty sure that's just a result of his pant cuffs being pulled tight. In picture 2, you can see he's wearing extremely baggy pants,  so if he moved his legs parts, the fabric would tighten around them, giving the illusion that their very skinny. If Chris's legs were really that skinny, they would have snapped under the weight of his massive girth --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 03:21, 10 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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== Since I've been gone ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I was in the hospital for a few days and apparently, shit came up. Looks like shit was settled though...or was it? Your thoughts, people. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:20, 28 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Define &amp;quot;shit&amp;quot; Champ. Shit as in Chris's madness on flipnote, shit as in the Asperpedia hack, or shit as in Alex being a retard? In any case, nothing was settled. At all. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 21:50, 28 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Mostly agree; Chris has been typical Chris on Flipnote and Asperpedia is still being fucking weird, but 16BitAlex is gone, and BabyNeko left as well in a flurry of drama, so that specific shit has settled for the moment. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 21:59, 28 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Well, BabyNeko is gone. But Alex certainly is not. He said he was going, but like certain other manchildren before him, he is continueing to frequent that which he said he would leave forever, posting more bullshit about apples and his racist views on asian women or some shit like that. I have no clue what he's really saying. He used to make sense, and then his language just devolved into retarded babbling. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 22:31, 28 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
**I removed my &amp;quot;retarded babbling&amp;quot;. --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 00:07, 29 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Typical garden-variety madness, nothing serious. I wish you a speedy recovery. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:53, 29 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Long time, no see==&lt;br /&gt;
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I was reading an issue of Rolling Stone yesterday, and I found out that California rejected funding for an IRL homosexuality &amp;quot;cure&amp;quot;. Wouldn't it be fun if we told Chris about this, just for his reaction? Guys? --[[User:SniperFire16|SniperFire16]] 15:42, 29 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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== I want to warn other women  ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Hello, my name is Jackie. Jesus, I can't believe I'm doing this.&lt;br /&gt;
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Long story short, I'm in the market for a boyfriend and I posted online, thinking I would give it a shot. I meet a guy named Christian Weston Chandler. Guess where this is going.&lt;br /&gt;
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I didn't know anything about this guy before I met him there. I talked back and forth with him for a bit on email, got to know him a little. I didn't know he was such an internet freak. But he told me all about this cwcki site, because I wanted to know more about him and I wanted him to make a video for me. He initially refused to make a video for me because he said it &amp;quot;got him in trouble before&amp;quot;. I didn't know what he meant, so he sent me here to see videos of him talking to previous girlfriends and how the nasty trolls got him in trouble for it. Mind you, he was very careful to remind me that this website is full of lies and shouldn't be trusted, despite the fact he himself sent me here.&lt;br /&gt;
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But I respected the fact he was at least being honest with me about this online shit. Or so it seemed. I watched a bunch of his videos, got more and more disturbed by them. I questioned him on some things, like how he apparently cheated on one of his ex-girlfriends with some other girl online. As was quite insulting (but not at all surprising now that I've familiarized myself with this site), he lied to me and said it never happened. Even though he himself admitted to cheating on her in a video HE MADE.&lt;br /&gt;
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And a bunch of other shit he lied about too. Like professing his love for me every five minutes, even though he COULDN'T REMEMBER MY FUCKING NAME. Check this video out: http://www.mediafire.com/?zzivjw32mlj &lt;br /&gt;
I asked him to make me a video showing me his female-pleasuring skills (this was before I started to realize what a disgusting piece of shit he is), and he CALLS ME BY HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND'S NAME.&lt;br /&gt;
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So there you go, have at it. He calls this website full of liars, but as far as I can tell he's a worthless piece of shit and this site is pretty frank about it. I'm fucking done dealing with him but I thought I'd contribute my experience as a warning to all the other women in Virginia.--[[User:JaxRomy|JaxRomy]] 12:24am, 22 April 2010 (EST)&lt;br /&gt;
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:* Hello Jackie, and welcome. I am sorry you had to encounter Christian without any prior warning- the truth must be shocking and a little frightening (you know he twice tried to convince the trolls to trick him into raping someone who was [[rocky|trying to help him and only looking out for his best interests]], right?). I'm sure I speak for everyone here when I say that you are most welcome here, and that your experience will be added to the massive (and growing) pile of documentation regarding this mental man and his life. Your goal of warning others is a noble one and I invite you to come, join in the documentation and study of Christian Weston Chandler. Again, you have my sympathies. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 04:54, 22 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:*Glad to be of service!  Also, if you feel like you want to, you can add a better profile for him to Dontdatehimgirl.com--there's been one up there since 4chan/SA found his comic in 2007 and it's woefully out of date.  And sorry you had to put up with being in a relationship with Chris.  You are also welcome to contribute any information you want.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 04:58, 22 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:*Welcome, Jackie, and I apologize for the inconvenience you had in registering for a new account. If you have any questions or concerns, feel free to leave a message on my [[User talk:Champthom|talk page]].--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:01, 22 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:*Chris chan, &amp;quot;cute&amp;quot;? Lol. Anyway, welcome. --[[User:James Lamp-Eye|James Lamp-Eye]] 05:08, 22 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:*At least Chris had the lack of sense to point you here and warn you of what you were in for if you met him. Every new bit of Chris we see is darker and more disturbing than the last. This site does little more than hold a mirror up to Chris and let his own words speak for themselves. Enjoy exploring the man-child-sized bullet you just dodged. Any and all contributions you wish to make would be most appreciated. As you can see, we &amp;quot;trolls&amp;quot; are mainly fascinated observers of the perversion of nature known as Christian Chandler. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 05:31, 22 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:*Jackie, I am so sorry you had to go through this.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:58, 22 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:*Welcome and we're sorry for what you had to experience with Chris.  You were lucky he pointed you here so soon.  --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 06:01, 22 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:*Welcome Jackie and thank you for sharing your experience with us.  I must congratulate you on your fortitude. The video he sent you make me feel quite nauseous and it's not even aimed at me! Yes, Christian Chandler is quite the sick puppy we describe and yet your e-mails are filled with juicy details and interesting anecdotes. You have proven your value and you are most welcome here among us. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 06:10, 22 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:*Hey, there. I'm so sorry about what happened between you and Chris, but it was for the best, yes? Hope you have fun here. じゃね!--[[User:SniperFire16|SniperFire16]] 13:21, 22 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== YOU ARE FAGGOTS ==&lt;br /&gt;
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every single last one of you. seriously. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:52, 23 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
* We love you too, Clyde. --'''[[User:Lime|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;limegreen&amp;quot;&amp;gt;L&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]][[User_talk:Lime|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;limegreen&amp;quot;&amp;gt;i&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;limegreen&amp;quot;&amp;gt;m&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]][[nudes|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;limegreen&amp;quot;&amp;gt;e&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 02:05, 23 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:* Indeed. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 02:06, 23 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::* Have my babiez, plz?--[[User:SniperFire16|SniperFire16]] 03:24, 23 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*I want you inside me, Clyde. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:30, 23 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Oh Clyde, you're too nice. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 03:25, 23 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Cool.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:40, 23 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Yes. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 12:47, 23 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Icon Templates ==&lt;br /&gt;
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So I've added some code to the icon templates (and even added the normal icon template code to about a third of the shirt icons) so we can toggle the text labels for the icons. I mainly forsee this being useful for the video boxes on articles, rather than having to type '''&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;{{BlueRedSleeveRugby}}&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt; Blue &amp;amp; Red Sleeve Rugby''', you can type '''&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;{{BlueRedSleeveRugby|text=yes}}&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;''' to generate the same effect. It also allows all uses of the icon template to be easily updated, should we decided to do something like rename a shirt.&lt;br /&gt;
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I notice that there is a lot of inconsistency on pages with videos - some use icon templates, some don't - so do partly, probably due to new icon templates having later been made. So my plan is to revisit pages with videos and update them to use the templates. My dilemma is - should the format for showing the text be: '''&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;{{Icontemplate|text=yes}}&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;''' or '''&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;{{Icontemplate|text}}&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;''' or something else? --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:56, 24 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:Oh and examples of the icons with their respective text labels can be found [[User:Anonymax/Sandbox2|here]]. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:59, 24 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:I reallllly need some feedback on this. Plz replai --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 11:17, 25 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Sonichu update ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I noticed today that some troll has &amp;quot;updated&amp;quot; Sonichu 11 with some new pages. Does anybody know who is this troll?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:06, 25 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Protip: When stuff appears on CWCipedia, we put it there. Clyde in all likelyhood. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 00:09, 25 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Then the troll failed in completely capturing Chris's fail. The comic is actually well done and funny. But in all seriousness, i'm starting to thinkg that its alec after seeing th sonichu 11 page here.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:14, 25 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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nah, the style is different, take  for example the sonichu revolution pages, they are more blunt and  the chris chan character ends up being the lazy jerk he usually is, while his characters are more kind and/or dumber than usual. This one has chris chan  acting with reason, and focuses more onto the sonichus, and how they should really react on theyr miserable lives, on the other hand, this does go with someof the plans i've read around the CWCipedia.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 00:24, 25 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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It was originally done by a PVCC poster, and appeared there first. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 00:34, 25 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:It's hilarious.  I'm thinking I'll add this to the CWC blog page, with a note saying that Wikisysop's account was &amp;quot;hacked&amp;quot; and not TRUE AND HONEST.  Gotta keep up appearances, you know.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 00:40, 25 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Its funny until the end, when its just pretty depresing, but as realistic as it could be.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:54, 25 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== An attempt to rebuild old bridges ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Hello friends. Embarrassed as I was by Chris's DEPLORABLE behavior concerning his latest female victim, I decided to write a letter to express my sheerest disapproval with his habitual dishonesty. Inspired by that young woman's disclosure of her correspondences, here is the letter I posted:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quoteboxred|From: Alec-Chan Asperchu &amp;lt;albasperchu@live.com&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
To: Mayor Ian Brandon Anderson &amp;lt;chrischansonichu@aol.com&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Hey, Chris, it's Alec. How you doing?&lt;br /&gt;
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Some of my fans linked me to that new girl Jackie on the cwcki, all those emails between you two. Too bad she broke the confidence you two had, I didn't think that was necessary. But I like best the part where she thinks I was you and asks you about my comics, and you respond by saying I was some guy who made a &amp;quot;fan-fiction&amp;quot; of Sonichu and have been trying to &amp;quot;1-up&amp;quot; you this whole time. Wow, Chris, way to go back on your fucking word once again. Remember when you told me you understood Asperchu was original and that it had nothing to do with Sonichu? Guess that was a lie. I'd say I am disappointed but since you've lied to me dozens of times already, this is pretty predictable. By the way, I can't really &amp;quot;1-up&amp;quot; a comic that stopped being produced for months at a time, anyway.&lt;br /&gt;
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On a more positive note, however, I'm happy you ARE finally working on your comic again. Between all my responsibilities and my own comic, it was getting pretty stressful to try to pick up your comic for you, too. I especially like that you decided to kill Sandy (this page: http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_11/Page_27 is my favorite one). Even though you lied to Jackie repeatedly (that's why she dumped you, by the way), it's nice to see that you're now owning up to the fact that Sandy isn't your character any more than Simonla was.&lt;br /&gt;
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Hope Patty is eating your soul,&lt;br /&gt;
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Alec&lt;br /&gt;
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P.S. Hey, you like God of War, don't you? Does your recent video mean you want Kratos to wear a bra? Most men don't have boobs like you do, you know.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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I kept things positive and very cordial, as you can see; I wished to make peace. Here was Chris's reply:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|From: Mayor Ian Brandon Anderson &amp;lt;chrischansonichu@aol.com&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
To: Alec-Chan Asperchu &amp;lt;albasperchu@live.com&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Shut up.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Following this he blocked my email (again). I wish I could say I was disheartened, but as we know this isn't the first time my olive branch has been slapped away... --[[User:ALBASPERCHU|ALBASPERCHU]] 21:52, 24 April 2010 (CST)&lt;br /&gt;
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:Alec, every time you post it's like a tiny gift from the heavens.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:04, 25 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Seconded.--[[User:SniperFire16|SniperFire16]] 22:18, 25 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>SniperFire16</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=CWCki:Community_Portal&amp;diff=85166</id>
		<title>CWCki:Community Portal</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=CWCki:Community_Portal&amp;diff=85166"/>
		<updated>2010-04-23T03:24:01Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;SniperFire16: /* YOU ARE FAGGOTS */&lt;/p&gt;
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The Community Portal is designed to be a public forum to discuss CWCki related affairs for site wide concerns, policy, that sort of thing.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Please consult the archives to make sure your concern hasn't already been posted before:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 1]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 2]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 3]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 4]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 5]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 6]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== I want to warn other women  ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Hello, my name is Jackie. Jesus, I can't believe I'm doing this.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Long story short, I'm in the market for a boyfriend and I posted online, thinking I would give it a shot. I meet a guy named Christian Weston Chandler. Guess where this is going.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I didn't know anything about this guy before I met him there. I talked back and forth with him for a bit on email, got to know him a little. I didn't know he was such an internet freak. But he told me all about this cwcki site, because I wanted to know more about him and I wanted him to make a video for me. He initially refused to make a video for me because he said it &amp;quot;got him in trouble before&amp;quot;. I didn't know what he meant, so he sent me here to see videos of him talking to previous girlfriends and how the nasty trolls got him in trouble for it. Mind you, he was very careful to remind me that this website is full of lies and shouldn't be trusted, despite the fact he himself sent me here.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
But I respected the fact he was at least being honest with me about this online shit. Or so it seemed. I watched a bunch of his videos, got more and more disturbed by them. I questioned him on some things, like how he apparently cheated on one of his ex-girlfriends with some other girl online. As was quite insulting (but not at all surprising now that I've familiarized myself with this site), he lied to me and said it never happened. Even though he himself admitted to cheating on her in a video HE MADE.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
And a bunch of other shit he lied about too. Like professing his love for me every five minutes, even though he COULDN'T REMEMBER MY FUCKING NAME. Check this video out: http://www.mediafire.com/?zzivjw32mlj &lt;br /&gt;
I asked him to make me a video showing me his female-pleasuring skills (this was before I started to realize what a disgusting piece of shit he is), and he CALLS ME BY HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND'S NAME.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
So there you go, have at it. He calls this website full of liars, but as far as I can tell he's a worthless piece of shit and this site is pretty frank about it. I'm fucking done dealing with him but I thought I'd contribute my experience as a warning to all the other women in Virginia.--[[User:JaxRomy|JaxRomy]] 12:24am, 22 April 2010 (EST)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:* Hello Jackie, and welcome. I am sorry you had to encounter Christian without any prior warning- the truth must be shocking and a little frightening (you know he twice tried to convince the trolls to trick him into raping someone who was [[rocky|trying to help him and only looking out for his best interests]], right?). I'm sure I speak for everyone here when I say that you are most welcome here, and that your experience will be added to the massive (and growing) pile of documentation regarding this mental man and his life. Your goal of warning others is a noble one and I invite you to come, join in the documentation and study of Christian Weston Chandler. Again, you have my sympathies. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 04:54, 22 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:*Glad to be of service!  Also, if you feel like you want to, you can add a better profile for him to Dontdatehimgirl.com--there's been one up there since 4chan/SA found his comic in 2007 and it's woefully out of date.  And sorry you had to put up with being in a relationship with Chris.  You are also welcome to contribute any information you want.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 04:58, 22 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:*Welcome, Jackie, and I apologize for the inconvenience you had in registering for a new account. If you have any questions or concerns, feel free to leave a message on my [[User talk:Champthom|talk page]].--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:01, 22 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:*Chris chan, &amp;quot;cute&amp;quot;? Lol. Anyway, welcome. --[[User:James Lamp-Eye|James Lamp-Eye]] 05:08, 22 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:*At least Chris had the lack of sense to point you here and warn you of what you were in for if you met him. Every new bit of Chris we see is darker and more disturbing than the last. This site does little more than hold a mirror up to Chris and let his own words speak for themselves. Enjoy exploring the man-child-sized bullet you just dodged. Any and all contributions you wish to make would be most appreciated. As you can see, we &amp;quot;trolls&amp;quot; are mainly fascinated observers of the perversion of nature known as Christian Chandler. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 05:31, 22 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:*Jackie, I am so sorry you had to go through this.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:58, 22 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:*Welcome and we're sorry for what you had to experience with Chris.  You were lucky he pointed you here so soon.  --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 06:01, 22 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:*Welcome Jackie and thank you for sharing your experience with us.  I must congratulate you on your fortitude. The video he sent you make me feel quite nauseous and it's not even aimed at me! Yes, Christian Chandler is quite the sick puppy we describe and yet your e-mails are filled with juicy details and interesting anecdotes. You have proven your value and you are most welcome here among us. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 06:10, 22 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::*Hey, there. I'm so sorry about what happened between you and Chris, but it was for the best, yes? Hope you have fun here. じゃね!--[[User:SniperFire16|SniperFire16]] 13:21, 22 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== YOU ARE FAGGOTS ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
every single last one of you. seriously. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:52, 23 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
* We love you too, Clyde. --'''[[User:Lime|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;limegreen&amp;quot;&amp;gt;L&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]][[User_talk:Lime|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;limegreen&amp;quot;&amp;gt;i&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;limegreen&amp;quot;&amp;gt;m&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]][[nudes|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;limegreen&amp;quot;&amp;gt;e&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 02:05, 23 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:* Indeed. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 02:06, 23 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::* Have my babiez, plz?--[[User:SniperFire16|SniperFire16]] 03:24, 23 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*I want you inside me, Clyde. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:30, 23 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>SniperFire16</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=CWCki:Community_Portal&amp;diff=85165</id>
		<title>CWCki:Community Portal</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=CWCki:Community_Portal&amp;diff=85165"/>
		<updated>2010-04-23T03:22:58Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;SniperFire16: /* YOU ARE FAGGOTS */&lt;/p&gt;
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The Community Portal is designed to be a public forum to discuss CWCki related affairs for site wide concerns, policy, that sort of thing.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Please consult the archives to make sure your concern hasn't already been posted before:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 1]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 2]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 3]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 4]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 5]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 6]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== I want to warn other women  ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Hello, my name is Jackie. Jesus, I can't believe I'm doing this.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Long story short, I'm in the market for a boyfriend and I posted online, thinking I would give it a shot. I meet a guy named Christian Weston Chandler. Guess where this is going.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I didn't know anything about this guy before I met him there. I talked back and forth with him for a bit on email, got to know him a little. I didn't know he was such an internet freak. But he told me all about this cwcki site, because I wanted to know more about him and I wanted him to make a video for me. He initially refused to make a video for me because he said it &amp;quot;got him in trouble before&amp;quot;. I didn't know what he meant, so he sent me here to see videos of him talking to previous girlfriends and how the nasty trolls got him in trouble for it. Mind you, he was very careful to remind me that this website is full of lies and shouldn't be trusted, despite the fact he himself sent me here.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
But I respected the fact he was at least being honest with me about this online shit. Or so it seemed. I watched a bunch of his videos, got more and more disturbed by them. I questioned him on some things, like how he apparently cheated on one of his ex-girlfriends with some other girl online. As was quite insulting (but not at all surprising now that I've familiarized myself with this site), he lied to me and said it never happened. Even though he himself admitted to cheating on her in a video HE MADE.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
And a bunch of other shit he lied about too. Like professing his love for me every five minutes, even though he COULDN'T REMEMBER MY FUCKING NAME. Check this video out: http://www.mediafire.com/?zzivjw32mlj &lt;br /&gt;
I asked him to make me a video showing me his female-pleasuring skills (this was before I started to realize what a disgusting piece of shit he is), and he CALLS ME BY HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND'S NAME.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
So there you go, have at it. He calls this website full of liars, but as far as I can tell he's a worthless piece of shit and this site is pretty frank about it. I'm fucking done dealing with him but I thought I'd contribute my experience as a warning to all the other women in Virginia.--[[User:JaxRomy|JaxRomy]] 12:24am, 22 April 2010 (EST)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:* Hello Jackie, and welcome. I am sorry you had to encounter Christian without any prior warning- the truth must be shocking and a little frightening (you know he twice tried to convince the trolls to trick him into raping someone who was [[rocky|trying to help him and only looking out for his best interests]], right?). I'm sure I speak for everyone here when I say that you are most welcome here, and that your experience will be added to the massive (and growing) pile of documentation regarding this mental man and his life. Your goal of warning others is a noble one and I invite you to come, join in the documentation and study of Christian Weston Chandler. Again, you have my sympathies. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 04:54, 22 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:*Glad to be of service!  Also, if you feel like you want to, you can add a better profile for him to Dontdatehimgirl.com--there's been one up there since 4chan/SA found his comic in 2007 and it's woefully out of date.  And sorry you had to put up with being in a relationship with Chris.  You are also welcome to contribute any information you want.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 04:58, 22 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:*Welcome, Jackie, and I apologize for the inconvenience you had in registering for a new account. If you have any questions or concerns, feel free to leave a message on my [[User talk:Champthom|talk page]].--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:01, 22 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:*Chris chan, &amp;quot;cute&amp;quot;? Lol. Anyway, welcome. --[[User:James Lamp-Eye|James Lamp-Eye]] 05:08, 22 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:*At least Chris had the lack of sense to point you here and warn you of what you were in for if you met him. Every new bit of Chris we see is darker and more disturbing than the last. This site does little more than hold a mirror up to Chris and let his own words speak for themselves. Enjoy exploring the man-child-sized bullet you just dodged. Any and all contributions you wish to make would be most appreciated. As you can see, we &amp;quot;trolls&amp;quot; are mainly fascinated observers of the perversion of nature known as Christian Chandler. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 05:31, 22 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:*Jackie, I am so sorry you had to go through this.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:58, 22 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:*Welcome and we're sorry for what you had to experience with Chris.  You were lucky he pointed you here so soon.  --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 06:01, 22 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:*Welcome Jackie and thank you for sharing your experience with us.  I must congratulate you on your fortitude. The video he sent you make me feel quite nauseous and it's not even aimed at me! Yes, Christian Chandler is quite the sick puppy we describe and yet your e-mails are filled with juicy details and interesting anecdotes. You have proven your value and you are most welcome here among us. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 06:10, 22 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::*Hey, there. I'm so sorry about what happened between you and Chris, but it was for the best, yes? Hope you have fun here. じゃね!--[[User:SniperFire16|SniperFire16]] 13:21, 22 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== YOU ARE FAGGOTS ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
every single last one of you. seriously. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:52, 23 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
* We love you too, Clyde. --'''[[User:Lime|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;limegreen&amp;quot;&amp;gt;L&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]][[User_talk:Lime|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;limegreen&amp;quot;&amp;gt;i&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;limegreen&amp;quot;&amp;gt;m&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]][[nudes|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;limegreen&amp;quot;&amp;gt;e&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 02:05, 23 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:* Indeed. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 02:06, 23 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::* Have my babiez, plz?&lt;br /&gt;
*I want you inside me, Clyde. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:30, 23 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>SniperFire16</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=CWCki:Community_Portal&amp;diff=84863</id>
		<title>CWCki:Community Portal</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=CWCki:Community_Portal&amp;diff=84863"/>
		<updated>2010-04-22T13:23:53Z</updated>

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The Community Portal is designed to be a public forum to discuss CWCki related affairs for site wide concerns, policy, that sort of thing.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Please consult the archives to make sure your concern hasn't already been posted before:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 1]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 2]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 3]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 4]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 5]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 6]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== I want to warn other women  ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Hello, my name is Jackie. Jesus, I can't believe I'm doing this.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Long story short, I'm in the market for a boyfriend and I posted online, thinking I would give it a shot. I meet a guy named Christian Weston Chandler. Guess where this is going.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I didn't know anything about this guy before I met him there. I talked back and forth with him for a bit on email, got to know him a little. I didn't know he was such an internet freak. But he told me all about this cwcki site, because I wanted to know more about him and I wanted him to make a video for me. He initially refused to make a video for me because he said it &amp;quot;got him in trouble before&amp;quot;. I didn't know what he meant, so he sent me here to see videos of him talking to previous girlfriends and how the nasty trolls got him in trouble for it. Mind you, he was very careful to remind me that this website is full of lies and shouldn't be trusted, despite the fact he himself sent me here.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
But I respected the fact he was at least being honest with me about this online shit. Or so it seemed. I watched a bunch of his videos, got more and more disturbed by them. I questioned him on some things, like how he apparently cheated on one of his ex-girlfriends with some other girl online. As was quite insulting (but not at all surprising now that I've familiarized myself with this site), he lied to me and said it never happened. Even though he himself admitted to cheating on her in a video HE MADE.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
And a bunch of other shit he lied about too. Like professing his love for me every five minutes, even though he COULDN'T REMEMBER MY FUCKING NAME. Check this video out: http://www.mediafire.com/?zzivjw32mlj &lt;br /&gt;
I asked him to make me a video showing me his female-pleasuring skills (this was before I started to realize what a disgusting piece of shit he is), and he CALLS ME BY HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND'S NAME.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
So there you go, have at it. He calls this website full of liars, but as far as I can tell he's a worthless piece of shit and this site is pretty frank about it. I'm fucking done dealing with him but I thought I'd contribute my experience as a warning to all the other women in Virginia.--[[User:JaxRomy|JaxRomy]] 12:24am, 22 April 2010 (EST)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:* Hello Jackie, and welcome. I am sorry you had to encounter Christian without any prior warning- the truth must be shocking and a little frightening (you know he twice tried to convince the trolls to trick him into raping someone who was [[rocky|trying to help him and only looking out for his best interests]], right?). I'm sure I speak for everyone here when I say that you are most welcome here, and that your experience will be added to the massive (and growing) pile of documentation regarding this mental man and his life. Your goal of warning others is a noble one and I invite you to come, join in the documentation and study of Christian Weston Chandler. Again, you have my sympathies. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 04:54, 22 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:*Glad to be of service!  Also, if you feel like you want to, you can add a better profile for him to Dontdatehimgirl.com--there's been one up there since 4chan/SA found his comic in 2007 and it's woefully out of date.  And sorry you had to put up with being in a relationship with Chris.  You are also welcome to contribute any information you want.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 04:58, 22 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:*Welcome, Jackie, and I apologize for the inconvenience you had in registering for a new account. If you have any questions or concerns, feel free to leave a message on my [[User talk:Champthom|talk page]].--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:01, 22 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:*Chris chan, &amp;quot;cute&amp;quot;? Lol. Anyway, welcome. --[[User:James Lamp-Eye|James Lamp-Eye]] 05:08, 22 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:*At least Chris had the lack of sense to point you here and warn you of what you were in for if you met him. Every new bit of Chris we see is darker and more disturbing than the last. This site does little more than hold a mirror up to Chris and let his own words speak for themselves. Enjoy exploring the man-child-sized bullet you just dodged. Any and all contributions you wish to make would be most appreciated. As you can see, we &amp;quot;trolls&amp;quot; are mainly fascinated observers of the perversion of nature known as Christian Chandler. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 05:31, 22 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:*Jackie, I am so sorry you had to go through this.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:58, 22 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:*Welcome and we're sorry for what you had to experience with Chris.  You were lucky he pointed you here so soon.  --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 06:01, 22 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:*Welcome Jackie and thank you for sharing your experience with us.  I must congratulate you on your fortitude. The video he sent you make me feel quite nauseous and it's not even aimed at me! Yes, Christian Chandler is quite the sick puppy we describe and yet your e-mails are filled with juicy details and interesting anecdotes. You have proven your value and you are most welcome here among us. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 06:10, 22 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::*Hey, there. I'm so sorry about what happened between you and Chris, but it was for the best, yes? Hope you have fun here. じゃね!--[[User:SniperFire16|SniperFire16]] 13:21, 22 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Srs gaiz. Is this TRUE and HONEST? Or are we all of a PVCC view? --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 08:05, 22 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:*I don't think this is real. After reading all the e-mails, its obvious that this is a (smart) troll that is mining Chris for information. Don't be stupid enough to believe that this is a real person.[[User:Granola|Granola]] 09:05, 22 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::* She does hit on alot of Chris things. Playing a 'guitar', Asperchu being made by Chris, that sort of thing. Also she stayed after a guy called 'Direct2Sex' turned out never to have kissed a girl. So hey.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Also, she stuck around after seeing this place, with PICTURES AND VIDEOS of Chris doing disgusting things, and talking about various horrendous fetishes/gal-pals/total shit. No-one would after seeing this. We have killed his chances with women forever and ever and ever.--[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 09:15, 22 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<updated>2010-04-22T13:21:52Z</updated>

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&lt;br /&gt;
Please consult the archives to make sure your concern hasn't already been posted before:&lt;br /&gt;
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== I want to warn other women  ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Hello, my name is Jackie. Jesus, I can't believe I'm doing this.&lt;br /&gt;
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Long story short, I'm in the market for a boyfriend and I posted online, thinking I would give it a shot. I meet a guy named Christian Weston Chandler. Guess where this is going.&lt;br /&gt;
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I didn't know anything about this guy before I met him there. I talked back and forth with him for a bit on email, got to know him a little. I didn't know he was such an internet freak. But he told me all about this cwcki site, because I wanted to know more about him and I wanted him to make a video for me. He initially refused to make a video for me because he said it &amp;quot;got him in trouble before&amp;quot;. I didn't know what he meant, so he sent me here to see videos of him talking to previous girlfriends and how the nasty trolls got him in trouble for it. Mind you, he was very careful to remind me that this website is full of lies and shouldn't be trusted, despite the fact he himself sent me here.&lt;br /&gt;
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But I respected the fact he was at least being honest with me about this online shit. Or so it seemed. I watched a bunch of his videos, got more and more disturbed by them. I questioned him on some things, like how he apparently cheated on one of his ex-girlfriends with some other girl online. As was quite insulting (but not at all surprising now that I've familiarized myself with this site), he lied to me and said it never happened. Even though he himself admitted to cheating on her in a video HE MADE.&lt;br /&gt;
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And a bunch of other shit he lied about too. Like professing his love for me every five minutes, even though he COULDN'T REMEMBER MY FUCKING NAME. Check this video out: http://www.mediafire.com/?zzivjw32mlj &lt;br /&gt;
I asked him to make me a video showing me his female-pleasuring skills (this was before I started to realize what a disgusting piece of shit he is), and he CALLS ME BY HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND'S NAME.&lt;br /&gt;
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So there you go, have at it. He calls this website full of liars, but as far as I can tell he's a worthless piece of shit and this site is pretty frank about it. I'm fucking done dealing with him but I thought I'd contribute my experience as a warning to all the other women in Virginia.--[[User:JaxRomy|JaxRomy]] 12:24am, 22 April 2010 (EST)&lt;br /&gt;
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:* Hello Jackie, and welcome. I am sorry you had to encounter Christian without any prior warning- the truth must be shocking and a little frightening (you know he twice tried to convince the trolls to trick him into raping someone who was [[rocky|trying to help him and only looking out for his best interests]], right?). I'm sure I speak for everyone here when I say that you are most welcome here, and that your experience will be added to the massive (and growing) pile of documentation regarding this mental man and his life. Your goal of warning others is a noble one and I invite you to come, join in the documentation and study of Christian Weston Chandler. Again, you have my sympathies. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 04:54, 22 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:*Glad to be of service!  Also, if you feel like you want to, you can add a better profile for him to Dontdatehimgirl.com--there's been one up there since 4chan/SA found his comic in 2007 and it's woefully out of date.  And sorry you had to put up with being in a relationship with Chris.  You are also welcome to contribute any information you want.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 04:58, 22 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:*Welcome, Jackie, and I apologize for the inconvenience you had in registering for a new account. If you have any questions or concerns, feel free to leave a message on my [[User talk:Champthom|talk page]].--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:01, 22 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:*Chris chan, &amp;quot;cute&amp;quot;? Lol. Anyway, welcome. --[[User:James Lamp-Eye|James Lamp-Eye]] 05:08, 22 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:*At least Chris had the lack of sense to point you here and warn you of what you were in for if you met him. Every new bit of Chris we see is darker and more disturbing than the last. This site does little more than hold a mirror up to Chris and let his own words speak for themselves. Enjoy exploring the man-child-sized bullet you just dodged. Any and all contributions you wish to make would be most appreciated. As you can see, we &amp;quot;trolls&amp;quot; are mainly fascinated observers of the perversion of nature known as Christian Chandler. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 05:31, 22 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:*Jackie, I am so sorry you had to go through this.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:58, 22 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:*Welcome and we're sorry for what you had to experience with Chris.  You were lucky he pointed you here so soon.  --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 06:01, 22 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:*Welcome Jackie and thank you for sharing your experience with us.  I must congratulate you on your fortitude. The video he sent you make me feel quite nauseous and it's not even aimed at me! Yes, Christian Chandler is quite the sick puppy we describe and yet your e-mails are filled with juicy details and interesting anecdotes. You have proven your value and you are most welcome here among us. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 06:10, 22 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::*Hey, there. I'm so sorry about what happened between you and Chris, but it was for the best, yes? Hope you have fun here. またね!--[[User:SniperFire16|SniperFire16]] 13:21, 22 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Srs gaiz. Is this TRUE and HONEST? Or are we all of a PVCC view? --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 08:05, 22 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:*I don't think this is real. After reading all the e-mails, its obvious that this is a (smart) troll that is mining Chris for information. Don't be stupid enough to believe that this is a real person.[[User:Granola|Granola]] 09:05, 22 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::* She does hit on alot of Chris things. Playing a 'guitar', Asperchu being made by Chris, that sort of thing. Also she stayed after a guy called 'Direct2Sex' turned out never to have kissed a girl. So hey.&lt;br /&gt;
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Also, she stuck around after seeing this place, with PICTURES AND VIDEOS of Chris doing disgusting things, and talking about various horrendous fetishes/gal-pals/total shit. No-one would after seeing this. We have killed his chances with women forever and ever and ever.--[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 09:15, 22 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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Okay faggots, listen up. No personal details. Ever. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:14, 11 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
* Would photos of her count as personal details? There's a photo on this page clearly showing her. --[[User:Marco|Marco]] 01:54, 16 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
** If you're referring to the photo that's currently up there it's a shop - in particular, the facial features are so different that nobody could possibly connect her to the picture unless they'd seen the source photo. --[[User:Team CWCket|Team CWCket]] 11:16, 18 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Gotcha. [[User:Brofose|Brofose]] 01:18, 11 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
**Am I missing something here? Didn't Chris just inform us that this girl is no longer interested in him, with Message to the Trolls? So why are we locking down details about her now, when EDF can do no more damage? Or is there more to this?--[[User:Sonichuistehcool|Sonichuistehcool]] 01:22, 11 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
***I'm sure that she got some sort of email/phone call, but we don't know enough about her or the situation to assume that she's fully out of the picture. Until then, it's better to have less info than too much info. [[User:Brofose|Brofose]] 01:24, 11 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
Some explanation please? I mean, all the other galpal articles have info, what happened here? [[User:Dave|Dave]]&lt;br /&gt;
*i have received a message from wallflower herself asking for her info to be removed. while i'd rather not remove any information, at the same time, the article was focusing on personal details about the wallflower that weren't at all related to chris. since i'd rather avoid any trouble here, i've complied with her request. this new article should be used purely for chris-related information, since she is part of christory. if chris uploads information, then you can add it here, but don't add anything you found through internet investigation or whatever. --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 01:28, 11 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
** A'ight, but can we have a background on the story on cwcki? You know, what happened for them to break up and stuff. [[User:Loserbrain|Loserbrain]] 01:29, 11 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*** There's no break up as far as I know. But I'm sure something must have happened between yesterday and today. We can document the drama but be vague. Example: Dedicated trolls found her information and then Chris got mad. Real mad. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:38, 11 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
****Does this mean all the sweetheart pages are going to be changed? -PeaceCeapPea&lt;br /&gt;
*****Most of the sweethearts were trolls. Megan avoid this site like rape, so I don't think we need to worry about it. [[User:Loserbrain|Loserbrain]] 02:32, 11 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Why are we doing this? Didn't Megan ask us for her dox to be taken off the internet? How do we know the message wasn't sent by a troll or a white knight?--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 02:12, 11 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
**Have you seen the latest video from Chris? He found the CWCki. I guess &amp;quot;WallFlower&amp;quot; used Google. Another thing; Chris volunteered the info we got on him. She dint. We dint passed the Dox of other sweethearts or made fun of them as we did with her. Just for this, It had to be removed. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 02:29, 11 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*My apologies for deleting this page this page. I just woke up and I was confused about what the fuck was going on. I thought some faggot thought Chris was talking about two different girls. I absolutely agree with Cogs one hundred percent, if Wallflower requested this page to be taken down, I think that's a humble request given that the article was a threat to her wellbeing. It's not so much trying to cover our asses, I really can understand that the Wallflower (unlike Megan, who really didn't have much of an online presence) would have trolls be a very real threat and unlike Chris, she probably doesn't feed off negative attention.&lt;br /&gt;
:I regret that I did not address the dox in the pages. I really wasn't a big fan of having her Facebook, MySpace, etc. profile on there, aside from Chris related issues, mostly because we don't do the same thing for Megan and we shouldn't encourage faggots trolling Chris related people who have little to do with Chris. &lt;br /&gt;
:I think one lesson from this is we need to discuss some sort of privacy policy for CWCki. A less brash version of Clyde's dictum is that we should possibly treat pages about people only from the Chris universe perspective, that is how Chris views them and sees them as opposed to digging into personal details from online investigations. But yeah, people, let's not do shit like post MySpaces, Facebooks, and don't post people's personal information unless Chris posts it on the Internet for everyone to see. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:46, 11 March 2010 (UTC)   &lt;br /&gt;
:* Seems fair enough. There was, in retrospect, no hope of keeping a lid on this whole thing, I think, no matter how much or how little personal info got posted here - as soon as her given name got out there, it was inevitable that some goof was gonna link her to this or to the ED page or to the sex doll video or whatever else.  But that seems like a good policy for simple decency's sake. I apologize for getting carried away with all the links on the page yesterday. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 12:59, 11 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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*I think the wording of this article should be more explicit as to how and what kind of idiot it was that contacted her over all this. I mean most EDF retards won't read krapple or PVCC etc. but they do read the Cwcki, and it might help in the future to have here an example to hold up of what exactly happens when you go the JULAYYY route of trolling. [[User:Hurrrr2|Hurrrr2]] 02:37, 11 March 2010 (UTC) 02:36, 11 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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**Who cares about it, it seems something else is stirring within Chris. Guess he still has it out for me. Hmph. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 07:57, 11 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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***I think we ought to be more careful with the information we post here. Most if not all CWCki contributors are either on /cwc/ or PVCC, but the readers are partially dumbasses (not just from EDF, I presume) who will fuck shit up. Yes, it's a shame this happens, but ultimately we are to blame here. It was very obvious the CWCki article on her would lead to someone contacting her. Documenting information is important, but perhaps there should be some articles protected from viewing? I don't know. --[[User:Wtv|Wtv]] 10:48, 11 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*combine with the sonichu crystals to the [Wallflower] page?? [[user:I_Love_Little_Girls|I Love Little Girls]] 10:23, 11 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::no they want that page gone, that's why it's over here without any references to her personally. --[[User:Digital|Digital]] 11:03, 11 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::oh, i see. whatevss [[user:I_Love_Little_Girls|I Love Little Girls]] 11:30, 11 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::*Yeah, I thought the same thing so don't feel bad. tl;dr is that Wallflower asked for it to be removed and Cogs complied, because it was a reasonable request. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 12:31, 11 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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*Wow, now we turned into Moralfags and we are going to censor trolling, for the sake of the trolls who already know who she is. Also, it is not that difficult to do a fucking google search and found everything there is to found about this girl, so this is just stupid. If you had any respect in the first place for any of the friends or family of chris chan you would not have all the information you have on them all over the page, and that's not the case, so for what I can see here this is a very hypocritical position, or this is just part of a trolling plan.--[[User:SGSS01|SGSS01]] 10:04, 14 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:One, we're not Moralfags.&lt;br /&gt;
Two, the dox was removed by her request.&lt;br /&gt;
Three, if we put the dox back up, she could net us some downtime for invading her privacy and personal life.&lt;br /&gt;
So fuck off. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 21:18, 14 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Taking down the page because we put information already publicly available on the internet?, lulz, let her send in detectives, send in police, send everything in her power!. I'm sorry but that's not a valid reason, we have personal information about a lot of persons, and many of those don't even use the internet, or is information we got from hacked mail accounts (Cole), and fuck, he really could take the site down just for that, and we still have his article.--[[User:SGSS01|SGSS01]] 03:32, 15 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::There's a legal liability out there. Chris says most of what he wants. If he sue the site for libel, he will lose since all the material here mostly came from his own (dirty) hands. Wallflower on the other side came from nowhere and the tone used to describe her was quite unflattering. Keeping Wallflower previous page on line would had brought to this site much trouble (including legal ones) so it was wise to shut it down. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:46, 15 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::* What about the things that were coerced from him?  Do those fall under acceptable use or not?--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 04:12, 15 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::*Coercing implies some form of entrapment. At any time Chris had the possibility to walk out and stop posting on the net as Chris-Chan. He dint. Up to there, humping his PS3 is on fact voluntary from his part. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 05:11, 15 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:We can put name what is she going to do? Chris reveal her name. We are NOT moralfags. If its on the internet its public information (as long as it is not credit card numbers, passwords, or SSN) we are just data mining. --[[User:Psycatalyst|Psycatalyst]] 21:30, 14 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Any troll can go data-mining. We are not trolls, we are Christorians; Holy scribes monitoring the advent and life of the &amp;quot;Messiah Of Fail&amp;quot;. It is in our upmost interest to play nice. How many of us would salivate over an e-mail of five lines from Megan ranting about Chris? Let's be nice to the Wallflower; she might bring us something great in the future. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:53, 15 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
==Srsly though...==&lt;br /&gt;
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# Wallflower really isn't a sweetheart. Nothing public about this yet but as most of you can tell, she's more or less Megan - because she has managed to be around Chris for more than five seconds, Chris takes this to mean sexual interest and a serious relationship.&lt;br /&gt;
# We need a pic of a Wallflower. Like, literally, a flower growing out of a wall. Not a drawn pic, but an actual photograph. Shouldn't be too hard to fine, just don't feel like it now.   --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 12:31, 11 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Here you go a photo of what resembles Heather with Clyde Cash --[[User:Psycatalyst|Psycatalyst]] 04:16, 15 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:&amp;quot;We need a pic of a Wallflower. Like, literally, a flower growing out of a wall.&amp;quot; Moralfag my ass. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 02:20, 21 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:You're winner. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 02:20, 21 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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This bloke known on YouTube as &amp;quot;ThyEnvysGreed&amp;quot; claim he's the one who [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRr-N5_V_9s alerted wallflower]. What should we do with this faggot? [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 16:33, 11 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
* It's possible the guy's full of shit and just taking credit for something. Going by the comments 'they' have been making, this is quite likely; his 'group' seems to be out to make a name for themselves rather than just have a laugh at Chris's expense. Aside from that, just do what everyone seems to be doing already; spam his comments informing him of what a massive prick he is and that he should lay off the fucking donuts. [[User:JerichoJack|JerichoJack]] 16:51, 11 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:*This. Seriously, guys, let's not give credit to faggots who want attention. Damage is done, we need to move on. Besides [[CWCki:CWCki_is#CWCki_is_about_Chris|CWCki is about Chris]], not so much faggots like this. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:12, 11 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
**I agree with the comment spamming, just piledrive him into the dirt. He fucked up an opportunity for some awesome shit. I would understand if he were trying to get a laugh out of messing with Chris, but he's just looking for e-fame. I say we don't give him that much attention unless it's totally negative.--[[User:JRampancy|JRampancy]] 16:54, 11 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
***I'll need to find the picture I saw on /cwc/, but he also had an account on Fanfiction.net and I think that's how he alerted her, since I don't think they allow anonymous reviews anymore. And it was the same screen name.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 17:30, 11 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
****Well gentlemen, I believe it's time to do what we do best. IT'S TROLLING TIME, LADS.[[User:JerichoJack|JerichoJack]] 17:36, 11 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Faggot deleted it. Did anyone save it? '''[[User:Odettafag|blind justice.]]''' [[User talk:Odettafag|to each his own.]] 18:11, 11 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
** [http://rs336.rapidshare.com/files/362046356/whatafuckingtard.flv It's right there] [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 19:02, 11 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*** Thanks! '''[[User:Odettafag|blind justice.]]''' [[User talk:Odettafag|to each his own.]] 19:05, 11 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
He's a troll, you guys.  Attention will only make him stronger unless we find his house (which is unlikely).  Until someone can dox him, the best course of action is to ignore him, depriving him of his e-fame.  Bonus points if fifty different accounts simultaneously claim that they're the ones who pissed off Wallflower so nobody takes his claims seriously.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 18:24, 11 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
***I can't believe he tucked tail and ran away so quickly. He did post on [[A message to the Trolls]] which is still there for the viewing. [[User:Meeko|Meeko]] 20:54, 11 March 2010 (UTC)meeko&lt;br /&gt;
***There's also a message in [[Don't Mess With Me]], still in plain view and for all to see. He's like The Pinch - a coward who wants e-fame. Pure and simple.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 21:07, 11 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*He destroyed your guy's plans to get drama out of a guy! Oh no. Just calm down. Seriously, it's not a big deal. [[User:Chaosakita|Chaosakita]] 05:42, 12 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:* It is. Chris is the most interesting when conversing with &amp;quot;normal&amp;quot; people - especially women. --[[User:Derpalerp|Derpalerp]] 08:28, 12 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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** I found anothe possible leaker on twitter he/she says and I quote &amp;quot;Sonichuproducts @CWCSonichu I dare your faggot ass to do a curse ya fuck yo momma or whatever it is on me, I told Heather you dirty Retarded bitch.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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could it be a lead or just an attention seeking fag?--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 23:17, 12 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Krapple did a bit of detective work and found that he has another account-&amp;quot;6thof66&amp;quot; or something like that. Calls himself &amp;quot;the Agonstic Saint&amp;quot; and says he rejected his real name- his friends call him Sage after some wise man, according to him. He's 24 and lives somewhere in Texas. He lives alone and cut off all ties with his family. His videos there are mostly of him bitching and moaning about religion in general and Christianity in particular. Most importantly, one of his videos shows his license plate number- BJ6-G449. Make the most of it.--[[User:This guy|This guy]] 14:17, 18 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
**Never mind, the above isn't thyenvysgreed. It was a fake lead put by a butthurt ED lurker with a grudge. He still looks like he's worth trolling, though.--[[User:This guy|This guy]] 14:43, 18 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
==Now that Chris has dropped her name...==&lt;br /&gt;
Is it ok to mention her first name on this page?--[[User:AdderCress|AdderCress]] 15:41, 14 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*You have a point, and I see the logic, but I think the whole point of removing her name was sending a message to the rest of the trolls (and the external observers) that we are actually decent people. To go back on that would be to lose a social lead which is more valuable than the person's name. Again, this is just what I think. Feel free to prove me wrong. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 15:59, 14 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*But there is no point in hiding her name, the problem with his page was the loads of information about her, not related to Chris, and since Chris mentioned her name; her name, her relation to Chris and anything Chris related shall be posted here, no more info about her. [[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 16:05, 14 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:*You make a fair point, however given that Chris  1) assumes that it's a video only Tito will watch (forgetting that public YouTube videos are, you know, public) and 2) he's retarded like that, the thought that mentioning her name again probably didn't cross his mind. However, Wallflower asked us nicely to remove her page and adding her name back would sort of violate the spirit of that agreement. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:56, 14 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::* I understand, but then, should we censor part of the kilt video when Chris says her name?, of course, keeping a copy of the original, and linking it on the page, and replacing her name with the pseudonym in the transcript. Better safe than sorry.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 17:31, 14 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::*In my opinion, censoring the material would only draw more attention to the Wallflower's identity. People would start looking at the stuff that has been deliberately removed and get more and more curious and try to find it. Especially if we have a copy of video with the name bleeped or transcript with the name removed, while Chris has the actual video up on his own account. My idea would be ''not'' to cover her identity specifically (which this article already does that), but if Chris keeps rambling about it, there's little we can really do. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size:smaller;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]])&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 17:53, 14 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::* But this page, as well as the LittleBigPlanet one reference the wallflower's name and her likes, is not really hard to find her anyways.By the way, someone already censored it in the kilt video.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 18:24, 14 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::* It would be nice if someone contact Wallflower and tells her that Chris keep on yelling her name on the internet while wearing a dress. I am concerned with all this. A well-determined Grieffer can still reach her because the manchild can't keep his pie-hole shut.[[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 17:59, 14 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::**I've sent two messages to her on Facebook and she hasn't responded yet.  Also, PVCC isn't telling us something--Scarlet/Kim/Emily knows Heather, according to Chris.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 18:38, 14 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::***Interesting twist. In this case, our best option is to lie down and wait for the PVCC to make their moves. They always bring the best Lulz. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 19:32, 14 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
No. The CWCki needs to be smart about this kind of thing. When a person is angry about Chris's antics and actively asks the CWCki to take their information down, that person should be respected.  It's fine to document Chris's antics that he publicly puts online, but Wallflower did not ask to be a part of Chris's online life and has specifically tried to distance herself from all this.  For that matter, I'm of the opinion that if Megan ever came to the CWCki and asked to have materials taken down or hidden, it should be done, too.  Same goes for Bob, Barb or anyone else who has not deliberately made themselves a part of Chris's online life.  If a person deliberately makes themselves a part of Chris's online life, then their &amp;quot;details&amp;quot; are a fair thing to put up.  If they are trying as hard as they can to get away from Chris's online life, then their &amp;quot;details&amp;quot; should be respected.  The CWCki needs to be wise when it comes to liabilities.  It is one thing to put up Chris's funny antics that he's made known publicly.  It is another thing to put up unnecessary personal details of a person who has never asked to associate with Chris in a public way.  Besides, all said and done, there's no need to document her name or her personal information to track Chris's stupid antics.  It doesn't make Chris's antics any more funny.  This brings up a great debate for the CWCki though: how far is too far? For me, I would hope there are limits.  This is not a &amp;quot;lulz&amp;quot; site. [[User:Elephant|Elephant]] 20:28, 14 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:::My two cents is adding first name is ok since he mentioned it and it is an unspecific referential index, which means it is vague. I don't see a problem with putting their names online since you can get records with their names on it from realtors, department of elections, white pages, or the city accessor's office for free. We should put in Damian Antaria and Heather into the article since Chris mentioned it. The CWCki '''Only''' records encounters with Chris not personal information such as SSN or credit card numbers.  By your logic we would have to take down the site if Chris makes the request which is NOT going to happen. The CWCki site is only recording what Chris is doing. If anyone is to be held liable it is Chris for revealing the information. For example: ''When Scooter Libby leaked info on Valerie Plame the CIA agent to the New York Times, the New York Times did not get in  trouble'' If trolls wanted to find the information they would with or without the CWCki. --[[User:Psycatalyst|Psycatalyst]] 20:52, 14 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Personally, I support her name not neing intentionally added here. I do, however, think it is stupid to try to hide her name intentionally. I think we should refer to her as the Wallflower, but if Chris says it in a video, merely changing it in the transcript is not only ineffective, it is annoying. If he presents the information, it takes 2 seconds to watch the video and hear the name. We let it stay in the transcripts merely for the sake of flow, but then we don't call her by that name anywhere else. I think that will give everyone pretty much what they want, as her name is not spread and her info is not known, but it isn't an eyesore to read and I don't have to be constantly reminded that I'm not supposed to know her name.&lt;br /&gt;
Tl;dr: Hiding the name on purpose is futile and, in a selfish light, detracts from my experience (which I rail against with full force). Don't take it out of what he says, but don't put it up elsewhere. That also means that the people who missed all this won't go insane trying to find info. Meh, my idea sucks, but I'll put it out there. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 21:44, 14 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
* I agree that it's easy to put the information together; if you Google up the information that Chris has given, you can find her easily. I think we should do more or less as you've said- present exactly what Chris says and not link the two together. Anyone who is really confused can look it up. It's no less confusing to a newb, IMO, than the articles that refer to Chris as &amp;quot;Ian&amp;quot; and Liquid as &amp;quot;Chris&amp;quot;. [[User:BubblegumPinkButler|BubblegumPinkButler]] 00:21, 15 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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* In case no one has been keeping tabs, the alias currently in the page had been discarded, so now we should be completely safe. (Did one of you talk to her?) --[[User:LeninandMcCarthy|LeninandMcCarthy]] 02:56, 16 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
* For those of you keeping score at home, Chris himself has published her full name on the Cwcipedia under an exhaustive list of 'Past Sweethearts'. (yes yes ffffffff, goddammit chris, etc etc) Considering this nugget of fail was yielded unprovoked by the manchild, would it be against the 'no irl names' rule on this page to at least link to his cwcipedia page on here? [[User:Hurrrr2|Hurrrr2]] 02:27, 19 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
== Suggested Name Change ==&lt;br /&gt;
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In his most recent [[&amp;quot;Damian Antaria&amp;quot;, PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|video]], Chris refers to the wallflower as &amp;quot;Damian Antaria&amp;quot;. I suggest we change the article to reflect this. &amp;quot;The wallflower&amp;quot; is simply a name the trolls gave her. Our purpose here is to document Chris, and so, if this is what he calls her, this is what we call her. This isn't meant to throw her personal information out there, or even link this article to her writings. If Chris wants to give us this name, then that's her name. Just saying. What do you guys think? --[[User:Megaman|Megaman]] 23:17, 16 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:I disagree for two reasons; First, Wallflower asked that we remove all her personal info. This includes, in my opinion, her pen name. Then, many Christorians out-there have adopted the name &amp;quot;Wallflower&amp;quot; to name her. Why changing that good habit and risking confusion? [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 00:49, 17 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:Because [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Template:Captain%27s_Log&amp;amp;oldid=4013| Chris thinks we took this page down because he told us to]. I think we need to make it clear that we removed the information because &amp;quot;Damian Antaria&amp;quot; asked us to, not due to Chris' bloated ego and aggressive, one-sided demands --[[User:Megaman|Megaman]] 02:31, 17 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:: Chris probably just takes quick looks at the pages, i doubt that changing the name will have any effect on him, besides, the page states &amp;quot;&amp;quot;The Wallflower&amp;quot; aka Damian Antaria...&amp;quot;, so, there is no need for a name change, it would be like changing  articles like &amp;quot; Punchy sonichu&amp;quot; to &amp;quot;Punchy &amp;quot;Fighting&amp;quot; sonichu&amp;quot;, considering that's the species for Punchy, but trolls know him as Punchy Sonichu.Ttherefore, no name change is needed.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 03:03, 17 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Alright then, I agree the name is fine as is. --[[User:Megaman|Megaman]] 16:05, 17 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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: So as long as its not Chris asking, we can't put information up on any person if they say stop? So if Bob or Barbara is overheard in a video or phone chat saying they don't want to be on the internet, we need to take down all references to them? [[User:Double Nega|Double Nega]] 16:20, 18 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:* This is a separate case we will need to visit if it happen. The guideline regarding WallFlower was simple; she's a victim of Chris. The term &amp;quot;Megan 2.0&amp;quot; applies here. If she asked the material to be removed, I think it is ethical to do so. Bob and Barbara are enablers. This is a whole new ballgame to me. Of course, Chris being the fucktard that he is, will keep on dropping her Dox everywhere. We don't need to be &amp;quot;insensitive&amp;quot; as he is. Besides, WallFlower might be tempted to talk to us if we play nice... [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 16:44, 18 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Her Side of the Story ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Has anyone tried contacting her to get her side of the story? If she is an innocent victim of Chris, than we should allow her to post her version of events as to how they met, and whether Chris was actually her boyfriend (Which I highly doubt) or merely just an friend that he wanted to rape. I know she sent an email asking for her page to be taken down, so that must me that the admins have an email address for her. It would be very enlightening to learn what relationship she has with Tito, and if she became Chris's new Megan. If she's already stated that she doesn't want to comment, that's cool. she's been victimized enough [[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 11:37, 21 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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*she's already contacted the cwcki herself. similar to megan, she doesn't want to tell her side but fair enough. just let her be. one day, the truth may come out but not now. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 15:39, 21 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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True. I only bring this up because it seem's she has surfaced on youtube, talking about Chris. Whether the accounts is real or a fake is up for discussion [[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 11:37, 21 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Remove the fanfiction.net image? ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I was wondering- should the &amp;quot;How to troll trolls &amp;amp; Chris&amp;quot; image (the_link.jpg) of fanfiction.net be removed? Surfshack Tito has been shown to be the one who informed the Wallflower about Chris's true life &amp;amp; internet infamy. I didn't recollect seeing any info about the &amp;quot;ThyEnvysGreed&amp;quot; person on the article anymore (unless I missed it just now), so I kind of think it should be removed because it really doesn't have much to do with the Wallflower herself or Chris, not really anyway. I thought I'd ask here first, though. [[User:Meeko|Meeko]] 18:44, 24 March 2010 (UTC)meeko&lt;br /&gt;
:*I have uploaded the image for two reasons. First, we have the historical context. This is THE message that blew-up Chris's cover as a decent bloke and ended the 8 hours Wallflower Saga. Then, it also proves us our prominence as the source of everything CWC-related. Wallflower wasn't pointed to ED but to us. This says something by itself. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 19:21, 24 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:My only thing though, is how do we know that this is how Wallflower found out? Chris has said Tito did it (after saying Clyde did it, of course), but Tito hasn't revealed how he did it. My problem is that all we have to go on is the claims of 'ThyEnvysGreed'. Also, Chris hasn't specified how Wallflower found out, nor has the lady herself. We don't really have any proof of it, is all.  [[User:Meeko|Meeko]] 13:15, 25 March 2010 (UTC)meeko&lt;br /&gt;
::*No, we don't have a point-by-point list about how Wallflower found out Chris's faggotery. This is something she might explain to us if she so chose. This being said, the screen shot proves us that someone hinted the lady towards the CWCki. For me, this is close enough. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 13:50, 25 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::*Speaking of, I have contacted Wallflower myself, but through the Private Messaging feature, like a normal person, as I too have a Fanfiction.net account. Should I have done something?--[[User:SniperFire16|SniperFire16]] 06:17, 20 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::*Probably not.  She's as much a victim of Chris's assitude as Megan was; there's no point in putting her through more trouble. -- [[User:Revolver Octopus|Revolver Octopus]] 06:20, 20 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Friend Zone ==&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;He has no truck with the notion of &amp;quot;just friends.&amp;quot; The Wallflower may have felt otherwise, which could explain Chris's angry remarks on the subject of the &amp;quot;friend zone&amp;quot; in the 15 January 2010 edition of the Mailbag.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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I'm not sure about this section staying in. Chris has been angry at the Friend Zone as early as [[Mailbag 4]] which was way back in November.[[User:Wise dude321|Wise dude321]] 05:08, 26 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Can we change the name?==&lt;br /&gt;
Since Chris has (once again) dropped The Wallflower's full name, can we change the name of the page?  I know that we're only to upload information as it pertains to Chris but since he put it up on the Cwcipedia does that make it legit to put her name up here now? --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 02:29, 19 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:So no.  We shouldn't.  Ever.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:32, 19 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:*Chris is retarded. We are not retarded. Lemme rephrase that; just because Chris does it, that doesn't make it okay for us to do it. We are better than him, rememeber? Plus, as the almighty Beat already said, she specifically asked us to take down the info and we are not ED. If she changes her mind, the info can go back up, but not before then no matter HOW many times Chris says: I DO NOT WANT ANYONE MENTIONING &amp;lt;her full name&amp;gt; ONLINE EVER! -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 03:18, 19 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::*Shit, I'm almighty now?  When did this happen?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:00, 19 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::*Face it Beat, you are awesome. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 04:03, 19 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::*April 11th, 2:31am GMT. Just FYI. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 04:27, 19 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:*To reiterate, the reason the page was changed was because Wallflower's personal safety was threatened by this page - not that we were hurting her directly, just that people were posting doxs and stuff and were starting to harass her (in other words, this is why we can't have nice things). The fact she's a fanfic author, not that attractive by conventional Western standards of beauty, and her information is easily available online makes her a target for your average Internet troll. &lt;br /&gt;
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::I'm not a big fan of censorship. I find it abhorrent. I am someone who believes information should be free and whatnot. However, Wallflower did make a request and it's always been the case where if someone felt that their privacy was threatened, we would accommodate to their request (i.e. &amp;quot;plz don't sue&amp;quot;). Unlike Wikipedia, what we're doing isn't exactly kosher to begin with (i.e. an entire wiki to document the misadventures of an autistic shell of a man for purposes of internet trolling as opposed to a free and open source of information) &lt;br /&gt;
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::My solution would be as such - instances where Chris mentions her real name are mentioned, but not linked to her. We keep this article and perhaps mention these instances where the name is mentioned. &lt;br /&gt;
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::CWCki should serve as a portal for uncensored and unadulterated access to Chris and his mind. Otherwise, a wiki cannot truly function. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:08, 19 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:::*Brilliant. Champ says it better than I ever could. Mind if I quote this post any time people keep bringing up this issue? -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 09:54, 19 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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So quick question, what if Chris (in all his fucktardary) was stupid enough to tell info about her on the internet (like where she lives, her phone number, and other personal info and pictures) would that mean that we would have to record it? He did it with Megan and other people in his life, how do you know he's going to do it with the wallflower? --[[User:Yoshi2021|Yoshi2021]] 11:23, 19 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:If Chris did shit like that, it's my personal hope that his sysop would delete the page and tell him to quit his shit.  Yeah, I know we're doing the whole &amp;quot;No shit is too minor!&amp;quot; thing, but most of these girls are actual people.  They don't deserve newfags sending them pizzas for the rest of their lives just because they weren't openly cruel to a retard back in high school.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 13:08, 19 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:*I agree with the most honourable Beat on this one. I believe for now the official policy is that we document any time Chris drops her name, but not link it to the Wallflower article, as long as it's not something that a) implies she was going out with him or b) makes her super-easy to dox.&lt;br /&gt;
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::If he mentions her full name ''yet again'' in the transcript of a video, then we can transcribe it verbatim. &lt;br /&gt;
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::If he makes a list of his gal-pals with her real, full name as confusingly both a &amp;quot;friend&amp;quot; and an ex-girlfriend, then we have to replace it with The Wallflower.&lt;br /&gt;
::* So basically yeah. Don't make it seem like she was going out with him, don't make her super easy to dox, and you can mention her name where-ever Chris does. Otherwise, it's the Wallflower. [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 15:02, 19 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Stating CWCki Policy==&lt;br /&gt;
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[''The following, title included, is a section I drafted tonight with the aim of putting on the main page. Normally I would just stick it right there, but speaking for the CWCki admins is not something I can reasonably do, humble pleb that I am. I feel that the following passage adequately sums up what the CWCki should and will do, without giving the impression that the CWCki will simply remove whatever anyone feels is not perfectly aligned with their own interests.&lt;br /&gt;
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Anyone can edit the following as they wish but if a Jerkop says it should/shouldn't say something, please don't change it. The intention is to transmit CWCki policy to [[User:Ronichu|newfags]], [[User:Ronichu|retards]] and casual readers alike.''] -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 15:31, 19 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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====CWCki Policy====&lt;br /&gt;
In March 2010, Chris announced he had a lady friend, a &amp;quot;wallflower&amp;quot; at a meeting for young adults, hereby referred to as &amp;quot;The Wallflower.&amp;quot; In a video he released, he dropped her name which allowed more malicious minded trolls to find dox on her and used the CWCki page to post her doxs, her unique fanfiction, etc with intents of trolling her. Given the harassment she received and the potential damage, it was reasonable she felt her personal safety was at risk. As such, she requested that the CWCki rename her page and remove instances of her personal details.&lt;br /&gt;
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The CWCki administrators intend to uphold their promise to the Wallflower, a promise made in good faith. Chris, however, continues to drop both her real name and pen name in numerous videos, blog postings and pages on his CWCipedia. This makes concealing the Wallflower's identity harder and harder by the day and to *completely* protect the Wallflower would require censorship utterly unprecedented on these fair pages. It would severely compromise the CWCki's stated goal of recording and documenting Chris' life.&lt;br /&gt;
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As such, the CWCki's policy (if it can be called that) is loosely defined as &amp;quot;''to adhere to the spirit of the agreement with the Wallflower''&amp;quot;. That is to say, the CWCki will not make her real name and identity particularly easy to identify, nor will they disseminate Chris' demented idea that the two of them were dating (they most certainly were not, despite what Chris says).&lt;br /&gt;
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Essentially, any media in which Chris mentions her name in passing will be transcribed faithfully BUT not linked to this article. However, any media that Chris releases that strongly implies (or outright states) that the two of them were dating OR any media which puts her real identity in significant danger will be faithfully transcribed; in this instance, any reference to her will be replaced with &amp;quot;The Wallflower&amp;quot;, with a note that these changes were performed and what was removed. It is the belief of the CWCki admins that this fulfils their obligation to the Wallflower.&lt;br /&gt;
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With that in mind... the bottom line is that the CWCki cannot protect the Wallflower from Chris. We cannot control who views the YouTube videos where he places her pen name as the title and repeatedly begs her, by full and complete name, to have sex with him because $100 is too much to pay for a hooker. By and large, the damage has already been done and nothing the CWCki could have done would have prevented it, nor can we put the genie back in the bottle now that it's out in the world. However, we will adhere to the spirit of the agreement with the Wallflower until such time as Chris makes the situation untenable, or the Wallflower wishes to renegotiate her agreement.&lt;br /&gt;
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Absolutely beautiful, better than what I was going to do. However, in this case, it's ultimately up to [[User:Cogsdev|Cogs]] as she has the final word in this situation and I'm not one to fuck with Cogs. However, I do believe you provide a rationale for mentioning her real name in instances where Chris utters it and no where else.&lt;br /&gt;
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The only thing it fails is that ultimately, we should not link her real name to the Wallflower and I believe that banning would be a suitable punishment for those who do. I added a bit of history, because people might need some background, but not sure if the right language to communicate this other bit I'm mentioning. &lt;br /&gt;
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Well done, but as I said, this is ultimately Cogs's decision as the deal was between her and the Wallflower and trust me, you do not want to fuck with Cogs. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:22, 19 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Sounds good. Plus the bit you added Champ, proper Christorians know anyway, and casual troublemakers needn't know It makes sense just to leave the Wallflowers TRUE and HONEST name in black. You mean you don't really run this place? --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 17:03, 19 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:* Okay. Just basically gotta get Cogs to sign off on it. I'll leave this to sit for a day or two, then I'll poke her on her userpage. If I can't get a reply in a week or so, I'll post it since generally people seem to approve. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 22:43, 19 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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So he went and did it.  He made a goddamn page on her.&lt;br /&gt;
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The thing reads like 14 year old girl's breakup livejournal.  Starts off about how wonderful she is, then angrily blames her for having a facebook page.  Then gets all pissed off that she wants nothing to do with him.  He makes some reference about &amp;quot;Swapping DNA in a movie&amp;quot; (likely a moronic reference to kissing), and at one point goes &amp;quot;n*****&amp;quot; which hilariously combines racisim and Chris's pathetic censorship.  He ends it with a copypasta version of our page, with the bit about anonymity missing, probably in a rare moment of cognizance that we're being more respectful to the poor girl than he is.&lt;br /&gt;
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It's Lulzy shit but the fact that this is basically him passive-aggressively begging trolls to harass her for daring to not have sex with him pisses me off to no end.  I'd really honestly prefer it if Sysop (in her great wisdom) burned the page to the ground before too many people see it.  Just tell him that this sort of unmitigated bullshit won't fly and maybe get some tardrage but I kinda doubt that's gonna happen.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Anyway there's plenty of stuff on the page we can incorporate into our article, namely Chris's completely batshit thoughts on her without breaking our word to her, but this whole thing is leaving a very bad taste in my mouth.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:30, 20 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*THIS. I don't know what to make of the whole mess. Someone need to open a channel to the girl and tell her about this crap. The whole &amp;quot;DNA swapping thing&amp;quot; is creepy even to me and I am quite hard to shock. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 02:34, 20 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*DNA swapping -- did he ask for a drink of her soda and then slobber on the straw? Maybe he sneezed in the popcorn. [[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 03:10, 20 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Does Cogs deal extend to the CWCipedia? or is for all domains under her control? --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 02:32, 20 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
* I don't know, but, I hope it does. I think, in the meantime, we should glean what we can from this page and put it on here since it does have to do with Chris. I'm not saying copypasta the entire page (save it just in case, though), but do what Beat said - put in Chris's batshit insane thoughts on this.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 02:35, 20 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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*Added link to The Wallflower's page that Chris made under &amp;quot;External Links&amp;quot;. --[[User:UJ1A1985|UJ1A1985]] 02:39, 20 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Holy shit, Chris still has a braincell left - he blanked Wallflower's page and changed her name over to her pen name! HA! I hope this was because she got to him and got angry!--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 03:01, 20 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
* Never mind, Chris just made a new page using her pen name. W. T. F.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 03:10, 20 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
** Fixed the link, now it leads to the newer site.--[[User:UJ1A1985|UJ1A1985]] 03:18, 20 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:* I saved a copy of the original on my sandbox. I will edit it to conform to CWCki's policy on this matter. Most disgusting for me was how Chris said he would 'Accept an apology FROM HER for breaking up with him. And he takes no responsibility for the CONTENT of the CWCki, instead blaming her (????) for even ''reading'' it. God fucking dammit, Chris. God damn. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 03:21, 20 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::*Fuck it. I will just use Chris' revised edition since it does the work for me. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 03:28, 20 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Lovely Weather ==&lt;br /&gt;
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There is speculation in this article that Lovely Weather may be based on She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. The fact that her IRL name rhymes with &amp;quot;weather&amp;quot; makes this seem quite plausible. It seems a shame not to be able to use at least her first name in the article. [[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 02:45, 20 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Holy shit I'd never noticed that. Although I think it might have been touched upon- given that Chris use of entirely fictional OCs is virtually unheard of. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 02:47, 20 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:I see that Chris is denying the connection in his new Wallflower page on the cwcipedia. It would be interesting to know exactly when he met her, to see if the timing matches up. Just noticed that he used the word &amp;quot;lovely&amp;quot; to describe her when he wrote about meeting her at that adult social group thing (&amp;quot;met a lovely woman there who likes me too&amp;quot;). [[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 03:02, 20 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:*Chris claims that he met her in late January and Lovely appeared in late December.  Of course, that may not be the full truth--he went through a period in November where he was trying to find IRL Dating Education and it's not unlikely that he joined the group in late December after he complained to Rocky about the JERK who kicked him out of a relationship management class. and took a whole month to get the courage to actually talk to Wallflower, at the time creating a fictional version for his fictional self to fuck.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 03:40, 20 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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::What kind of stupid name is Lovely Weather is anyway? I'm stumped--[[User:UJ1A1985|UJ1A1985]] 03:14, 20 April 2010 (UTC).&lt;br /&gt;
:::It's a retard joke out of a winter holiday carol. It is explained in the [[Lovely Weather]] entry. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 04:20, 20 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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*God dammit you guys, I know you wouldn't know this but Chris didn't meet Wallflower until January of this year, Lovely Weather came about in December because it was Christmas and he'd listen to &amp;quot;Sleigh Ride.&amp;quot; Sons, I am disappoint though. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:07, 20 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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Okay faggots, listen up. No personal details. Ever. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:14, 11 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
* Would photos of her count as personal details? There's a photo on this page clearly showing her. --[[User:Marco|Marco]] 01:54, 16 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
** If you're referring to the photo that's currently up there it's a shop - in particular, the facial features are so different that nobody could possibly connect her to the picture unless they'd seen the source photo. --[[User:Team CWCket|Team CWCket]] 11:16, 18 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Gotcha. [[User:Brofose|Brofose]] 01:18, 11 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
**Am I missing something here? Didn't Chris just inform us that this girl is no longer interested in him, with Message to the Trolls? So why are we locking down details about her now, when EDF can do no more damage? Or is there more to this?--[[User:Sonichuistehcool|Sonichuistehcool]] 01:22, 11 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
***I'm sure that she got some sort of email/phone call, but we don't know enough about her or the situation to assume that she's fully out of the picture. Until then, it's better to have less info than too much info. [[User:Brofose|Brofose]] 01:24, 11 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
Some explanation please? I mean, all the other galpal articles have info, what happened here? [[User:Dave|Dave]]&lt;br /&gt;
*i have received a message from wallflower herself asking for her info to be removed. while i'd rather not remove any information, at the same time, the article was focusing on personal details about the wallflower that weren't at all related to chris. since i'd rather avoid any trouble here, i've complied with her request. this new article should be used purely for chris-related information, since she is part of christory. if chris uploads information, then you can add it here, but don't add anything you found through internet investigation or whatever. --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 01:28, 11 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
** A'ight, but can we have a background on the story on cwcki? You know, what happened for them to break up and stuff. [[User:Loserbrain|Loserbrain]] 01:29, 11 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*** There's no break up as far as I know. But I'm sure something must have happened between yesterday and today. We can document the drama but be vague. Example: Dedicated trolls found her information and then Chris got mad. Real mad. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:38, 11 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
****Does this mean all the sweetheart pages are going to be changed? -PeaceCeapPea&lt;br /&gt;
*****Most of the sweethearts were trolls. Megan avoid this site like rape, so I don't think we need to worry about it. [[User:Loserbrain|Loserbrain]] 02:32, 11 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Why are we doing this? Didn't Megan ask us for her dox to be taken off the internet? How do we know the message wasn't sent by a troll or a white knight?--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 02:12, 11 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
**Have you seen the latest video from Chris? He found the CWCki. I guess &amp;quot;WallFlower&amp;quot; used Google. Another thing; Chris volunteered the info we got on him. She dint. We dint passed the Dox of other sweethearts or made fun of them as we did with her. Just for this, It had to be removed. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 02:29, 11 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*My apologies for deleting this page this page. I just woke up and I was confused about what the fuck was going on. I thought some faggot thought Chris was talking about two different girls. I absolutely agree with Cogs one hundred percent, if Wallflower requested this page to be taken down, I think that's a humble request given that the article was a threat to her wellbeing. It's not so much trying to cover our asses, I really can understand that the Wallflower (unlike Megan, who really didn't have much of an online presence) would have trolls be a very real threat and unlike Chris, she probably doesn't feed off negative attention.&lt;br /&gt;
:I regret that I did not address the dox in the pages. I really wasn't a big fan of having her Facebook, MySpace, etc. profile on there, aside from Chris related issues, mostly because we don't do the same thing for Megan and we shouldn't encourage faggots trolling Chris related people who have little to do with Chris. &lt;br /&gt;
:I think one lesson from this is we need to discuss some sort of privacy policy for CWCki. A less brash version of Clyde's dictum is that we should possibly treat pages about people only from the Chris universe perspective, that is how Chris views them and sees them as opposed to digging into personal details from online investigations. But yeah, people, let's not do shit like post MySpaces, Facebooks, and don't post people's personal information unless Chris posts it on the Internet for everyone to see. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:46, 11 March 2010 (UTC)   &lt;br /&gt;
:* Seems fair enough. There was, in retrospect, no hope of keeping a lid on this whole thing, I think, no matter how much or how little personal info got posted here - as soon as her given name got out there, it was inevitable that some goof was gonna link her to this or to the ED page or to the sex doll video or whatever else.  But that seems like a good policy for simple decency's sake. I apologize for getting carried away with all the links on the page yesterday. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 12:59, 11 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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*I think the wording of this article should be more explicit as to how and what kind of idiot it was that contacted her over all this. I mean most EDF retards won't read krapple or PVCC etc. but they do read the Cwcki, and it might help in the future to have here an example to hold up of what exactly happens when you go the JULAYYY route of trolling. [[User:Hurrrr2|Hurrrr2]] 02:37, 11 March 2010 (UTC) 02:36, 11 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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**Who cares about it, it seems something else is stirring within Chris. Guess he still has it out for me. Hmph. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 07:57, 11 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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***I think we ought to be more careful with the information we post here. Most if not all CWCki contributors are either on /cwc/ or PVCC, but the readers are partially dumbasses (not just from EDF, I presume) who will fuck shit up. Yes, it's a shame this happens, but ultimately we are to blame here. It was very obvious the CWCki article on her would lead to someone contacting her. Documenting information is important, but perhaps there should be some articles protected from viewing? I don't know. --[[User:Wtv|Wtv]] 10:48, 11 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*combine with the sonichu crystals to the [Wallflower] page?? [[user:I_Love_Little_Girls|I Love Little Girls]] 10:23, 11 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::no they want that page gone, that's why it's over here without any references to her personally. --[[User:Digital|Digital]] 11:03, 11 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::oh, i see. whatevss [[user:I_Love_Little_Girls|I Love Little Girls]] 11:30, 11 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::*Yeah, I thought the same thing so don't feel bad. tl;dr is that Wallflower asked for it to be removed and Cogs complied, because it was a reasonable request. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 12:31, 11 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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*Wow, now we turned into Moralfags and we are going to censor trolling, for the sake of the trolls who already know who she is. Also, it is not that difficult to do a fucking google search and found everything there is to found about this girl, so this is just stupid. If you had any respect in the first place for any of the friends or family of chris chan you would not have all the information you have on them all over the page, and that's not the case, so for what I can see here this is a very hypocritical position, or this is just part of a trolling plan.--[[User:SGSS01|SGSS01]] 10:04, 14 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:One, we're not Moralfags.&lt;br /&gt;
Two, the dox was removed by her request.&lt;br /&gt;
Three, if we put the dox back up, she could net us some downtime for invading her privacy and personal life.&lt;br /&gt;
So fuck off. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 21:18, 14 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Taking down the page because we put information already publicly available on the internet?, lulz, let her send in detectives, send in police, send everything in her power!. I'm sorry but that's not a valid reason, we have personal information about a lot of persons, and many of those don't even use the internet, or is information we got from hacked mail accounts (Cole), and fuck, he really could take the site down just for that, and we still have his article.--[[User:SGSS01|SGSS01]] 03:32, 15 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::There's a legal liability out there. Chris says most of what he wants. If he sue the site for libel, he will lose since all the material here mostly came from his own (dirty) hands. Wallflower on the other side came from nowhere and the tone used to describe her was quite unflattering. Keeping Wallflower previous page on line would had brought to this site much trouble (including legal ones) so it was wise to shut it down. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:46, 15 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::* What about the things that were coerced from him?  Do those fall under acceptable use or not?--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 04:12, 15 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::*Coercing implies some form of entrapment. At any time Chris had the possibility to walk out and stop posting on the net as Chris-Chan. He dint. Up to there, humping his PS3 is on fact voluntary from his part. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 05:11, 15 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:We can put name what is she going to do? Chris reveal her name. We are NOT moralfags. If its on the internet its public information (as long as it is not credit card numbers, passwords, or SSN) we are just data mining. --[[User:Psycatalyst|Psycatalyst]] 21:30, 14 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Any troll can go data-mining. We are not trolls, we are Christorians; Holy scribes monitoring the advent and life of the &amp;quot;Messiah Of Fail&amp;quot;. It is in our upmost interest to play nice. How many of us would salivate over an e-mail of five lines from Megan ranting about Chris? Let's be nice to the Wallflower; she might bring us something great in the future. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:53, 15 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
==Srsly though...==&lt;br /&gt;
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# Wallflower really isn't a sweetheart. Nothing public about this yet but as most of you can tell, she's more or less Megan - because she has managed to be around Chris for more than five seconds, Chris takes this to mean sexual interest and a serious relationship.&lt;br /&gt;
# We need a pic of a Wallflower. Like, literally, a flower growing out of a wall. Not a drawn pic, but an actual photograph. Shouldn't be too hard to fine, just don't feel like it now.   --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 12:31, 11 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Here you go a photo of what resembles Heather with Clyde Cash --[[User:Psycatalyst|Psycatalyst]] 04:16, 15 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:&amp;quot;We need a pic of a Wallflower. Like, literally, a flower growing out of a wall.&amp;quot; Moralfag my ass. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 02:20, 21 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Aliteralallflower.jpg|thumb|center]]--[[User:Curseshot|Curseshot]] 21:39, 18 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:You're winner. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 02:20, 21 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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This bloke known on YouTube as &amp;quot;ThyEnvysGreed&amp;quot; claim he's the one who [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRr-N5_V_9s alerted wallflower]. What should we do with this faggot? [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 16:33, 11 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
* It's possible the guy's full of shit and just taking credit for something. Going by the comments 'they' have been making, this is quite likely; his 'group' seems to be out to make a name for themselves rather than just have a laugh at Chris's expense. Aside from that, just do what everyone seems to be doing already; spam his comments informing him of what a massive prick he is and that he should lay off the fucking donuts. [[User:JerichoJack|JerichoJack]] 16:51, 11 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:*This. Seriously, guys, let's not give credit to faggots who want attention. Damage is done, we need to move on. Besides [[CWCki:CWCki_is#CWCki_is_about_Chris|CWCki is about Chris]], not so much faggots like this. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:12, 11 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
**I agree with the comment spamming, just piledrive him into the dirt. He fucked up an opportunity for some awesome shit. I would understand if he were trying to get a laugh out of messing with Chris, but he's just looking for e-fame. I say we don't give him that much attention unless it's totally negative.--[[User:JRampancy|JRampancy]] 16:54, 11 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
***I'll need to find the picture I saw on /cwc/, but he also had an account on Fanfiction.net and I think that's how he alerted her, since I don't think they allow anonymous reviews anymore. And it was the same screen name.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 17:30, 11 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
****Well gentlemen, I believe it's time to do what we do best. IT'S TROLLING TIME, LADS.[[User:JerichoJack|JerichoJack]] 17:36, 11 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Faggot deleted it. Did anyone save it? '''[[User:Odettafag|blind justice.]]''' [[User talk:Odettafag|to each his own.]] 18:11, 11 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
** [http://rs336.rapidshare.com/files/362046356/whatafuckingtard.flv It's right there] [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 19:02, 11 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*** Thanks! '''[[User:Odettafag|blind justice.]]''' [[User talk:Odettafag|to each his own.]] 19:05, 11 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
He's a troll, you guys.  Attention will only make him stronger unless we find his house (which is unlikely).  Until someone can dox him, the best course of action is to ignore him, depriving him of his e-fame.  Bonus points if fifty different accounts simultaneously claim that they're the ones who pissed off Wallflower so nobody takes his claims seriously.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 18:24, 11 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
***I can't believe he tucked tail and ran away so quickly. He did post on [[A message to the Trolls]] which is still there for the viewing. [[User:Meeko|Meeko]] 20:54, 11 March 2010 (UTC)meeko&lt;br /&gt;
***There's also a message in [[Don't Mess With Me]], still in plain view and for all to see. He's like The Pinch - a coward who wants e-fame. Pure and simple.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 21:07, 11 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*He destroyed your guy's plans to get drama out of a guy! Oh no. Just calm down. Seriously, it's not a big deal. [[User:Chaosakita|Chaosakita]] 05:42, 12 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:* It is. Chris is the most interesting when conversing with &amp;quot;normal&amp;quot; people - especially women. --[[User:Derpalerp|Derpalerp]] 08:28, 12 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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** I found anothe possible leaker on twitter he/she says and I quote &amp;quot;Sonichuproducts @CWCSonichu I dare your faggot ass to do a curse ya fuck yo momma or whatever it is on me, I told Heather you dirty Retarded bitch.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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could it be a lead or just an attention seeking fag?--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 23:17, 12 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Krapple did a bit of detective work and found that he has another account-&amp;quot;6thof66&amp;quot; or something like that. Calls himself &amp;quot;the Agonstic Saint&amp;quot; and says he rejected his real name- his friends call him Sage after some wise man, according to him. He's 24 and lives somewhere in Texas. He lives alone and cut off all ties with his family. His videos there are mostly of him bitching and moaning about religion in general and Christianity in particular. Most importantly, one of his videos shows his license plate number- BJ6-G449. Make the most of it.--[[User:This guy|This guy]] 14:17, 18 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
**Never mind, the above isn't thyenvysgreed. It was a fake lead put by a butthurt ED lurker with a grudge. He still looks like he's worth trolling, though.--[[User:This guy|This guy]] 14:43, 18 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
==Now that Chris has dropped her name...==&lt;br /&gt;
Is it ok to mention her first name on this page?--[[User:AdderCress|AdderCress]] 15:41, 14 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*You have a point, and I see the logic, but I think the whole point of removing her name was sending a message to the rest of the trolls (and the external observers) that we are actually decent people. To go back on that would be to lose a social lead which is more valuable than the person's name. Again, this is just what I think. Feel free to prove me wrong. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 15:59, 14 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*But there is no point in hiding her name, the problem with his page was the loads of information about her, not related to Chris, and since Chris mentioned her name; her name, her relation to Chris and anything Chris related shall be posted here, no more info about her. [[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 16:05, 14 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:*You make a fair point, however given that Chris  1) assumes that it's a video only Tito will watch (forgetting that public YouTube videos are, you know, public) and 2) he's retarded like that, the thought that mentioning her name again probably didn't cross his mind. However, Wallflower asked us nicely to remove her page and adding her name back would sort of violate the spirit of that agreement. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:56, 14 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::* I understand, but then, should we censor part of the kilt video when Chris says her name?, of course, keeping a copy of the original, and linking it on the page, and replacing her name with the pseudonym in the transcript. Better safe than sorry.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 17:31, 14 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::*In my opinion, censoring the material would only draw more attention to the Wallflower's identity. People would start looking at the stuff that has been deliberately removed and get more and more curious and try to find it. Especially if we have a copy of video with the name bleeped or transcript with the name removed, while Chris has the actual video up on his own account. My idea would be ''not'' to cover her identity specifically (which this article already does that), but if Chris keeps rambling about it, there's little we can really do. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size:smaller;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]])&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 17:53, 14 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::* But this page, as well as the LittleBigPlanet one reference the wallflower's name and her likes, is not really hard to find her anyways.By the way, someone already censored it in the kilt video.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 18:24, 14 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::* It would be nice if someone contact Wallflower and tells her that Chris keep on yelling her name on the internet while wearing a dress. I am concerned with all this. A well-determined Grieffer can still reach her because the manchild can't keep his pie-hole shut.[[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 17:59, 14 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::**I've sent two messages to her on Facebook and she hasn't responded yet.  Also, PVCC isn't telling us something--Scarlet/Kim/Emily knows Heather, according to Chris.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 18:38, 14 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::***Interesting twist. In this case, our best option is to lie down and wait for the PVCC to make their moves. They always bring the best Lulz. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 19:32, 14 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
No. The CWCki needs to be smart about this kind of thing. When a person is angry about Chris's antics and actively asks the CWCki to take their information down, that person should be respected.  It's fine to document Chris's antics that he publicly puts online, but Wallflower did not ask to be a part of Chris's online life and has specifically tried to distance herself from all this.  For that matter, I'm of the opinion that if Megan ever came to the CWCki and asked to have materials taken down or hidden, it should be done, too.  Same goes for Bob, Barb or anyone else who has not deliberately made themselves a part of Chris's online life.  If a person deliberately makes themselves a part of Chris's online life, then their &amp;quot;details&amp;quot; are a fair thing to put up.  If they are trying as hard as they can to get away from Chris's online life, then their &amp;quot;details&amp;quot; should be respected.  The CWCki needs to be wise when it comes to liabilities.  It is one thing to put up Chris's funny antics that he's made known publicly.  It is another thing to put up unnecessary personal details of a person who has never asked to associate with Chris in a public way.  Besides, all said and done, there's no need to document her name or her personal information to track Chris's stupid antics.  It doesn't make Chris's antics any more funny.  This brings up a great debate for the CWCki though: how far is too far? For me, I would hope there are limits.  This is not a &amp;quot;lulz&amp;quot; site. [[User:Elephant|Elephant]] 20:28, 14 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:::My two cents is adding first name is ok since he mentioned it and it is an unspecific referential index, which means it is vague. I don't see a problem with putting their names online since you can get records with their names on it from realtors, department of elections, white pages, or the city accessor's office for free. We should put in Damian Antaria and Heather into the article since Chris mentioned it. The CWCki '''Only''' records encounters with Chris not personal information such as SSN or credit card numbers.  By your logic we would have to take down the site if Chris makes the request which is NOT going to happen. The CWCki site is only recording what Chris is doing. If anyone is to be held liable it is Chris for revealing the information. For example: ''When Scooter Libby leaked info on Valerie Plame the CIA agent to the New York Times, the New York Times did not get in  trouble'' If trolls wanted to find the information they would with or without the CWCki. --[[User:Psycatalyst|Psycatalyst]] 20:52, 14 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Personally, I support her name not neing intentionally added here. I do, however, think it is stupid to try to hide her name intentionally. I think we should refer to her as the Wallflower, but if Chris says it in a video, merely changing it in the transcript is not only ineffective, it is annoying. If he presents the information, it takes 2 seconds to watch the video and hear the name. We let it stay in the transcripts merely for the sake of flow, but then we don't call her by that name anywhere else. I think that will give everyone pretty much what they want, as her name is not spread and her info is not known, but it isn't an eyesore to read and I don't have to be constantly reminded that I'm not supposed to know her name.&lt;br /&gt;
Tl;dr: Hiding the name on purpose is futile and, in a selfish light, detracts from my experience (which I rail against with full force). Don't take it out of what he says, but don't put it up elsewhere. That also means that the people who missed all this won't go insane trying to find info. Meh, my idea sucks, but I'll put it out there. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 21:44, 14 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
* I agree that it's easy to put the information together; if you Google up the information that Chris has given, you can find her easily. I think we should do more or less as you've said- present exactly what Chris says and not link the two together. Anyone who is really confused can look it up. It's no less confusing to a newb, IMO, than the articles that refer to Chris as &amp;quot;Ian&amp;quot; and Liquid as &amp;quot;Chris&amp;quot;. [[User:BubblegumPinkButler|BubblegumPinkButler]] 00:21, 15 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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* In case no one has been keeping tabs, the alias currently in the page had been discarded, so now we should be completely safe. (Did one of you talk to her?) --[[User:LeninandMcCarthy|LeninandMcCarthy]] 02:56, 16 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
* For those of you keeping score at home, Chris himself has published her full name on the Cwcipedia under an exhaustive list of 'Past Sweethearts'. (yes yes ffffffff, goddammit chris, etc etc) Considering this nugget of fail was yielded unprovoked by the manchild, would it be against the 'no irl names' rule on this page to at least link to his cwcipedia page on here? [[User:Hurrrr2|Hurrrr2]] 02:27, 19 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
== Suggested Name Change ==&lt;br /&gt;
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In his most recent [[&amp;quot;Damian Antaria&amp;quot;, PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|video]], Chris refers to the wallflower as &amp;quot;Damian Antaria&amp;quot;. I suggest we change the article to reflect this. &amp;quot;The wallflower&amp;quot; is simply a name the trolls gave her. Our purpose here is to document Chris, and so, if this is what he calls her, this is what we call her. This isn't meant to throw her personal information out there, or even link this article to her writings. If Chris wants to give us this name, then that's her name. Just saying. What do you guys think? --[[User:Megaman|Megaman]] 23:17, 16 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:I disagree for two reasons; First, Wallflower asked that we remove all her personal info. This includes, in my opinion, her pen name. Then, many Christorians out-there have adopted the name &amp;quot;Wallflower&amp;quot; to name her. Why changing that good habit and risking confusion? [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 00:49, 17 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:Because [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Template:Captain%27s_Log&amp;amp;oldid=4013| Chris thinks we took this page down because he told us to]. I think we need to make it clear that we removed the information because &amp;quot;Damian Antaria&amp;quot; asked us to, not due to Chris' bloated ego and aggressive, one-sided demands --[[User:Megaman|Megaman]] 02:31, 17 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:: Chris probably just takes quick looks at the pages, i doubt that changing the name will have any effect on him, besides, the page states &amp;quot;&amp;quot;The Wallflower&amp;quot; aka Damian Antaria...&amp;quot;, so, there is no need for a name change, it would be like changing  articles like &amp;quot; Punchy sonichu&amp;quot; to &amp;quot;Punchy &amp;quot;Fighting&amp;quot; sonichu&amp;quot;, considering that's the species for Punchy, but trolls know him as Punchy Sonichu.Ttherefore, no name change is needed.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 03:03, 17 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Alright then, I agree the name is fine as is. --[[User:Megaman|Megaman]] 16:05, 17 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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: So as long as its not Chris asking, we can't put information up on any person if they say stop? So if Bob or Barbara is overheard in a video or phone chat saying they don't want to be on the internet, we need to take down all references to them? [[User:Double Nega|Double Nega]] 16:20, 18 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:* This is a separate case we will need to visit if it happen. The guideline regarding WallFlower was simple; she's a victim of Chris. The term &amp;quot;Megan 2.0&amp;quot; applies here. If she asked the material to be removed, I think it is ethical to do so. Bob and Barbara are enablers. This is a whole new ballgame to me. Of course, Chris being the fucktard that he is, will keep on dropping her Dox everywhere. We don't need to be &amp;quot;insensitive&amp;quot; as he is. Besides, WallFlower might be tempted to talk to us if we play nice... [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 16:44, 18 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Her Side of the Story ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Has anyone tried contacting her to get her side of the story? If she is an innocent victim of Chris, than we should allow her to post her version of events as to how they met, and whether Chris was actually her boyfriend (Which I highly doubt) or merely just an friend that he wanted to rape. I know she sent an email asking for her page to be taken down, so that must me that the admins have an email address for her. It would be very enlightening to learn what relationship she has with Tito, and if she became Chris's new Megan. If she's already stated that she doesn't want to comment, that's cool. she's been victimized enough [[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 11:37, 21 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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*she's already contacted the cwcki herself. similar to megan, she doesn't want to tell her side but fair enough. just let her be. one day, the truth may come out but not now. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 15:39, 21 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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True. I only bring this up because it seem's she has surfaced on youtube, talking about Chris. Whether the accounts is real or a fake is up for discussion [[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 11:37, 21 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Remove the fanfiction.net image? ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I was wondering- should the &amp;quot;How to troll trolls &amp;amp; Chris&amp;quot; image (the_link.jpg) of fanfiction.net be removed? Surfshack Tito has been shown to be the one who informed the Wallflower about Chris's true life &amp;amp; internet infamy. I didn't recollect seeing any info about the &amp;quot;ThyEnvysGreed&amp;quot; person on the article anymore (unless I missed it just now), so I kind of think it should be removed because it really doesn't have much to do with the Wallflower herself or Chris, not really anyway. I thought I'd ask here first, though. [[User:Meeko|Meeko]] 18:44, 24 March 2010 (UTC)meeko&lt;br /&gt;
:*I have uploaded the image for two reasons. First, we have the historical context. This is THE message that blew-up Chris's cover as a decent bloke and ended the 8 hours Wallflower Saga. Then, it also proves us our prominence as the source of everything CWC-related. Wallflower wasn't pointed to ED but to us. This says something by itself. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 19:21, 24 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:My only thing though, is how do we know that this is how Wallflower found out? Chris has said Tito did it (after saying Clyde did it, of course), but Tito hasn't revealed how he did it. My problem is that all we have to go on is the claims of 'ThyEnvysGreed'. Also, Chris hasn't specified how Wallflower found out, nor has the lady herself. We don't really have any proof of it, is all.  [[User:Meeko|Meeko]] 13:15, 25 March 2010 (UTC)meeko&lt;br /&gt;
::*No, we don't have a point-by-point list about how Wallflower found out Chris's faggotery. This is something she might explain to us if she so chose. This being said, the screen shot proves us that someone hinted the lady towards the CWCki. For me, this is close enough. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 13:50, 25 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::*Speaking of, I have contacted Wallflower myself, but through the Private Messaging feature, like a normal person, as I too have a Fanfiction.net account. Should I have done something?--[[User:SniperFire16|SniperFire16]] 06:17, 20 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Friend Zone ==&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;He has no truck with the notion of &amp;quot;just friends.&amp;quot; The Wallflower may have felt otherwise, which could explain Chris's angry remarks on the subject of the &amp;quot;friend zone&amp;quot; in the 15 January 2010 edition of the Mailbag.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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I'm not sure about this section staying in. Chris has been angry at the Friend Zone as early as [[Mailbag 4]] which was way back in November.[[User:Wise dude321|Wise dude321]] 05:08, 26 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Can we change the name?==&lt;br /&gt;
Since Chris has (once again) dropped The Wallflower's full name, can we change the name of the page?  I know that we're only to upload information as it pertains to Chris but since he put it up on the Cwcipedia does that make it legit to put her name up here now? --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 02:29, 19 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:So no.  We shouldn't.  Ever.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:32, 19 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:*Chris is retarded. We are not retarded. Lemme rephrase that; just because Chris does it, that doesn't make it okay for us to do it. We are better than him, rememeber? Plus, as the almighty Beat already said, she specifically asked us to take down the info and we are not ED. If she changes her mind, the info can go back up, but not before then no matter HOW many times Chris says: I DO NOT WANT ANYONE MENTIONING &amp;lt;her full name&amp;gt; ONLINE EVER! -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 03:18, 19 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::*Shit, I'm almighty now?  When did this happen?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:00, 19 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::*Face it Beat, you are awesome. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 04:03, 19 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::*April 11th, 2:31am GMT. Just FYI. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 04:27, 19 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:*To reiterate, the reason the page was changed was because Wallflower's personal safety was threatened by this page - not that we were hurting her directly, just that people were posting doxs and stuff and were starting to harass her (in other words, this is why we can't have nice things). The fact she's a fanfic author, not that attractive by conventional Western standards of beauty, and her information is easily available online makes her a target for your average Internet troll. &lt;br /&gt;
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::I'm not a big fan of censorship. I find it abhorrent. I am someone who believes information should be free and whatnot. However, Wallflower did make a request and it's always been the case where if someone felt that their privacy was threatened, we would accommodate to their request (i.e. &amp;quot;plz don't sue&amp;quot;). Unlike Wikipedia, what we're doing isn't exactly kosher to begin with (i.e. an entire wiki to document the misadventures of an autistic shell of a man for purposes of internet trolling as opposed to a free and open source of information) &lt;br /&gt;
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::My solution would be as such - instances where Chris mentions her real name are mentioned, but not linked to her. We keep this article and perhaps mention these instances where the name is mentioned. &lt;br /&gt;
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::CWCki should serve as a portal for uncensored and unadulterated access to Chris and his mind. Otherwise, a wiki cannot truly function. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:08, 19 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:::*Brilliant. Champ says it better than I ever could. Mind if I quote this post any time people keep bringing up this issue? -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 09:54, 19 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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So quick question, what if Chris (in all his fucktardary) was stupid enough to tell info about her on the internet (like where she lives, her phone number, and other personal info and pictures) would that mean that we would have to record it? He did it with Megan and other people in his life, how do you know he's going to do it with the wallflower? --[[User:Yoshi2021|Yoshi2021]] 11:23, 19 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:If Chris did shit like that, it's my personal hope that his sysop would delete the page and tell him to quit his shit.  Yeah, I know we're doing the whole &amp;quot;No shit is too minor!&amp;quot; thing, but most of these girls are actual people.  They don't deserve newfags sending them pizzas for the rest of their lives just because they weren't openly cruel to a retard back in high school.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 13:08, 19 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:*I agree with the most honourable Beat on this one. I believe for now the official policy is that we document any time Chris drops her name, but not link it to the Wallflower article, as long as it's not something that a) implies she was going out with him or b) makes her super-easy to dox.&lt;br /&gt;
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::If he mentions her full name ''yet again'' in the transcript of a video, then we can transcribe it verbatim. &lt;br /&gt;
::If he creates a video with her ''pen-name'' name as the title, we can transcribe it verbatim.&lt;br /&gt;
::If he makes a list of his gal-pals with her real, full name as confusingly both a &amp;quot;friend&amp;quot; and an ex-girlfriend, then we have to replace it with The Wallflower.&lt;br /&gt;
::* So basically yeah. Don't make it seem like she was going out with him, don't make her super easy to dox, and you can mention her name where-ever Chris does. Otherwise, it's the Wallflower. [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 15:02, 19 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Stating CWCki Policy==&lt;br /&gt;
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[''The following, title included, is a section I drafted tonight with the aim of putting on the main page. Normally I would just stick it right there, but speaking for the CWCki admins is not something I can reasonably do, humble pleb that I am. I feel that the following passage adequately sums up what the CWCki should and will do, without giving the impression that the CWCki will simply remove whatever anyone feels is not perfectly aligned with their own interests.&lt;br /&gt;
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Anyone can edit the following as they wish but if a Jerkop says it should/shouldn't say something, please don't change it. The intention is to transmit CWCki policy to [[User:Ronichu|newfags]], [[User:Ronichu|retards]] and casual readers alike.''] -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 15:31, 19 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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====CWCki Policy====&lt;br /&gt;
In March 2010, Chris announced he had a lady friend, a &amp;quot;wallflower&amp;quot; at a meeting for young adults, hereby referred to as &amp;quot;The Wallflower.&amp;quot; In a video he released, he dropped her name which allowed more malicious minded trolls to find dox on her and used the CWCki page to post her doxs, her unique fanfiction, etc with intents of trolling her. Given the harassment she received and the potential damage, it was reasonable she felt her personal safety was at risk. As such, she requested that the CWCki rename her page and remove instances of her personal details.&lt;br /&gt;
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The CWCki administrators intend to uphold their promise to the Wallflower, a promise made in good faith. Chris, however, continues to drop both her real name and pen name in numerous videos, blog postings and pages on his CWCipedia. This makes concealing the Wallflower's identity harder and harder by the day and to *completely* protect the Wallflower would require censorship utterly unprecedented on these fair pages. It would severely compromise the CWCki's stated goal of recording and documenting Chris' life.&lt;br /&gt;
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As such, the CWCki's policy (if it can be called that) is loosely defined as &amp;quot;''to adhere to the spirit of the agreement with the Wallflower''&amp;quot;. That is to say, the CWCki will not make her real name and identity particularly easy to identify, nor will they disseminate Chris' demented idea that the two of them were dating (they most certainly were not, despite what Chris says).&lt;br /&gt;
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Essentially, any media in which Chris mentions her name in passing will be transcribed faithfully BUT not linked to this article. However, any media that Chris releases that strongly implies (or outright states) that the two of them were dating OR any media which puts her real identity in significant danger will be faithfully transcribed; in this instance, any reference to her will be replaced with &amp;quot;The Wallflower&amp;quot;, with a note that these changes were performed and what was removed. It is the belief of the CWCki admins that this fulfils their obligation to the Wallflower.&lt;br /&gt;
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With that in mind... the bottom line is that the CWCki cannot protect the Wallflower from Chris. We cannot control who views the YouTube videos where he places her pen name as the title and repeatedly begs her, by full and complete name, to have sex with him because $100 is too much to pay for a hooker. By and large, the damage has already been done and nothing the CWCki could have done would have prevented it, nor can we put the genie back in the bottle now that it's out in the world. However, we will adhere to the spirit of the agreement with the Wallflower until such time as Chris makes the situation untenable, or the Wallflower wishes to renegotiate her agreement.&lt;br /&gt;
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Absolutely beautiful, better than what I was going to do. However, in this case, it's ultimately up to [[User:Cogsdev|Cogs]] as she has the final word in this situation and I'm not one to fuck with Cogs. However, I do believe you provide a rationale for mentioning her real name in instances where Chris utters it and no where else.&lt;br /&gt;
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The only thing it fails is that ultimately, we should not link her real name to the Wallflower and I believe that banning would be a suitable punishment for those who do. I added a bit of history, because people might need some background, but not sure if the right language to communicate this other bit I'm mentioning. &lt;br /&gt;
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Well done, but as I said, this is ultimately Cogs's decision as the deal was between her and the Wallflower and trust me, you do not want to fuck with Cogs. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:22, 19 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Sounds good. Plus the bit you added Champ, proper Christorians know anyway, and casual troublemakers needn't know It makes sense just to leave the Wallflowers TRUE and HONEST name in black. You mean you don't really run this place? --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 17:03, 19 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:* Okay. Just basically gotta get Cogs to sign off on it. I'll leave this to sit for a day or two, then I'll poke her on her userpage. If I can't get a reply in a week or so, I'll post it since generally people seem to approve. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 22:43, 19 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Fuck.  Ing.  Shit. ==&lt;br /&gt;
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So he went and did it.  He made a goddamn page on her.&lt;br /&gt;
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The thing reads like 14 year old girl's breakup livejournal.  Starts off about how wonderful she is, then angrily blames her for having a facebook page.  Then gets all pissed off that she wants nothing to do with him.  He makes some reference about &amp;quot;Swapping DNA in a movie&amp;quot; (likely a moronic reference to kissing), and at one point goes &amp;quot;n*****&amp;quot; which hilariously combines racisim and Chris's pathetic censorship.  He ends it with a copypasta version of our page, with the bit about anonymity missing, probably in a rare moment of cognizance that we're being more respectful to the poor girl than he is.&lt;br /&gt;
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It's Lulzy shit but the fact that this is basically him passive-aggressively begging trolls to harass her for daring to not have sex with him pisses me off to no end.  I'd really honestly prefer it if Sysop (in her great wisdom) burned the page to the ground before too many people see it.  Just tell him that this sort of unmitigated bullshit won't fly and maybe get some tardrage but I kinda doubt that's gonna happen.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Anyway there's plenty of stuff on the page we can incorporate into our article, namely Chris's completely batshit thoughts on her without breaking our word to her, but this whole thing is leaving a very bad taste in my mouth.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:30, 20 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*THIS. I don't know what to make of the whole mess. Someone need to open a channel to the girl and tell her about this crap. The whole &amp;quot;DNA swapping thing&amp;quot; is creepy even to me and I am quite hard to shock. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 02:34, 20 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*DNA swapping -- did he ask for a drink of her soda and then slobber on the straw? Maybe he sneezed in the popcorn. [[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 03:10, 20 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Does Cogs deal extend to the CWCipedia? or is for all domains under her control? --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 02:32, 20 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
* I don't know, but, I hope it does. I think, in the meantime, we should glean what we can from this page and put it on here since it does have to do with Chris. I'm not saying copypasta the entire page (save it just in case, though), but do what Beat said - put in Chris's batshit insane thoughts on this.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 02:35, 20 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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*Added link to The Wallflower's page that Chris made under &amp;quot;External Links&amp;quot;. --[[User:UJ1A1985|UJ1A1985]] 02:39, 20 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Holy shit, Chris still has a braincell left - he blanked Wallflower's page and changed her name over to her pen name! HA! I hope this was because she got to him and got angry!--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 03:01, 20 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
* Never mind, Chris just made a new page using her pen name. W. T. F.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 03:10, 20 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
** Fixed the link, now it leads to the newer site.--[[User:UJ1A1985|UJ1A1985]] 03:18, 20 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:* I saved a copy of the original on my sandbox. I will edit it to conform to CWCki's policy on this matter. Most disgusting for me was how Chris said he would 'Accept an apology FROM HER for breaking up with him. And he takes no responsibility for the CONTENT of the CWCki, instead blaming her (????) for even ''reading'' it. God fucking dammit, Chris. God damn. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 03:21, 20 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::*Fuck it. I will just use Chris' revised edition since it does the work for me. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 03:28, 20 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Lovely Weather ==&lt;br /&gt;
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There is speculation in this article that Lovely Weather may be based on She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. The fact that her IRL name rhymes with &amp;quot;weather&amp;quot; makes this seem quite plausible. It seems a shame not to be able to use at least her first name in the article. [[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 02:45, 20 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Holy shit I'd never noticed that. Although I think it might have been touched upon- given that Chris use of entirely fictional OCs is virtually unheard of. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 02:47, 20 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:I see that Chris is denying the connection in his new Wallflower page on the cwcipedia. It would be interesting to know exactly when he met her, to see if the timing matches up. Just noticed that he used the word &amp;quot;lovely&amp;quot; to describe her when he wrote about meeting her at that adult social group thing (&amp;quot;met a lovely woman there who likes me too&amp;quot;). [[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 03:02, 20 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:*Chris claims that he met her in late January and Lovely appeared in late December.  Of course, that may not be the full truth--he went through a period in November where he was trying to find IRL Dating Education and it's not unlikely that he joined the group in late December after he complained to Rocky about the JERK who kicked him out of a relationship management class. and took a whole month to get the courage to actually talk to Wallflower, at the time creating a fictional version for his fictional self to fuck.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 03:40, 20 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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::What kind of stupid name is Lovely Weather is anyway? I'm stumped--[[User:UJ1A1985|UJ1A1985]] 03:14, 20 April 2010 (UTC).&lt;br /&gt;
:::It's a retard joke out of a winter holiday carol. It is explained in the [[Lovely Weather]] entry. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 04:20, 20 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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*God dammit you guys, I know you wouldn't know this but Chris didn't meet Wallflower until January of this year, Lovely Weather came about in December because it was Christmas and he'd listen to &amp;quot;Sleigh Ride.&amp;quot; Sons, I am disappoint though. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:07, 20 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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[[Image:Satoshi tajiri.jpg|thumb|[[Aspergers|Aspie]] creator of the series, Satoshi Tajiri. Unlike Chris, he actually did something with his life.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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'''''Pokémon''''' is one of [[Nintendo]]'s greatest creations, a Japanese cultural phenomenon that is beloved by children around the world, and a billion dollar multimedia franchise encompassing [[video games]], [[card games]], toys, an [[anime]] series, and much, much more. &lt;br /&gt;
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Yet it only took [[Christian Weston Chandler|one autistic manchild]] to forever ruin it for an entire generation. &lt;br /&gt;
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==Chris-chan in the Pokémon world==&lt;br /&gt;
Chris, according to the [[Sonichu]] article in [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Sonichu CWCipedia], sees himself as an official Pokémon gym leader. He claims to have over 387 Pokémon leveled-up to level 100 on his ''Pokémon Diamond'' game, all of them being trained without any kind of cheating or rare candies. It's not certain whether this is truth or more of his [[autistic]] imagination. However, given the fact he owns [[List of Chris's games|every Pokémon game]] and game system, in addition to the fact he has no life at all, it may very well be true. Who knows? All it takes is a load of time, and Lord knows Chris's time isn't going to anything good.&lt;br /&gt;
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It should be noted that the Generation IV games such as ''Diamond'', ''Pearl'', ''Platinum'', ''HeartGold'' and ''SoulSilver'' feature 493 Pokémon, something that should be common knowledge to anyone claiming to have achieved what Chris has, make his &amp;quot;collection&amp;quot; far from complete.&lt;br /&gt;
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TL;DR - He's a fucking deluded moron.&lt;br /&gt;
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As the leader of the [[CWCville]] Pokémon Gym, Chris has as a team:&lt;br /&gt;
:* [[Sonichu]], a [[Parody|Recolor]]&lt;br /&gt;
:* [[Anime|Inuyasha]], a [[Wikipedia:Blaziken|Blaziken]]&lt;br /&gt;
:* [[Gregg Mays|Greg]], a [[Wikipedia:Swampert|Swampert]]&lt;br /&gt;
:* [[Chris and his Ego|Christina]], a [[Wikipedia:Sceptile|Sceptile]]&lt;br /&gt;
:* [[Vanessa Hudgens|Vanessa]], a [[Wikipedia:Gardevoir|Gardevoir]]&lt;br /&gt;
:* [[Random-access humor|Bagoner]], a [[Wikipedia:Salamence|Salamence]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Pokémon appearing in ''Sonichu'' comics==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Zapdos.jpg|thumb|Zapdos is not amused with Chris's faggotry.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Wikipedia:Pikachu|Pikachu]] - Transformed into [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] in [[Sonichu 0]]. Despite the importance to Sonichu lore, this is basically the only time a Pikachu appears or is mentioned in the comic. From this point on, it's all just shitty recolors of Chris' first shitty recolor.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Wikipedia:Raichu|Raichu]] - Transformed into [[Rosechu]] by the [[Rainbow]], in Sonichu 0.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[WIkipedia:Dragonite|Dragonite]] - One of [[Kel]]'s other Pokémon, named [[David the Dragonite|David]]. In Sonichu 0, Kel offered his sexual services to Rosechu.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Wikipedia:Zapdos|Zapdos]] - Used by [[Naitsirhc]] to kidnap Rosechu and battle Sonichu in Sonichu 0.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Wikipedia:Raikou|Raikou]] - Used by Naitsirhc as a getaway ride in the same episode.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Wikipedia:Venusaur|Venusaur]] - [[Wild Sonichu]]'s adoptive mother from [[Sonichu 3]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Wikipedia:Scyther|Scyther]] - Wild Sonichu's adoptive father from Sonichu 3.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Wikipedia:Swampert|Swampert]] - [[Bubbles Rosechu]]'s adoptive mother from Sonichu 3.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Wikipedia:Wailord|Wailord]] -  [[Boulder-Dropping Whale|Dropped a boulder]] on the Swampert in Sonichu 3, forcing Bubbles to evolve.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Wikipedia:Mewtwo|Mewtwo]] - Mentored [[Magi-Chan Sonichu]]. Taught him to be an [[Stress Sigh|emofag]] in Sonichu 3. According to Chris on the [[CWCipedia]], [[Naitsirhc]] owns a Mewtwo as well, though of course, it has never been seen in the comics. They may or may not be the same one.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Barbara Chandler|Snorlax]] - Chris compared the [[Jerkhief]]'s weight to this half-ton Pokémon in [[Sonichu 4|Sonichu #4]]. Backfired when trolls attached the name to [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]]. &lt;br /&gt;
* [[Wikipedia:Jigglypuff|Jigglypuff]] - served as inspiration for [[Jiggliami]], an &amp;quot;original&amp;quot; character created by [[Blanca]].  Appeared in [[Sonichu 7|Sonichu #7]] and [[Sonichu 8|#8]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Yawning Squirtle|Squirtle]] - Appeared in underwater scene on page 59 of Sonichu 8&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Wikipedia:Mudkip|Mudkip]] - Appeared in underwater scene on page 59 of Sonichu 8&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Wikipedia:Seadra|Seadra]] - Appeared in underwater scene on page 59 of Sonichu 8&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Wikipedia:Goldeen|Goldeen]] - Appeared in underwater scene on page 59 of Sonichu 8&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Wikipedia:Staryu|Staryu]] - Appeared in underwater scene on page 59 of Sonichu 8&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Wikipedia:Corsola|Corsola]] - Appeared in underwater scene on page 59 of Sonichu 8&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Wikipedia:Octillery|Octillery]] - Appeared in underwater scene on page 59 of Sonichu 8&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Wikipedia:Mantine|Mantine]] - Appeared in underwater scene on page 59 of Sonichu 8&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Wikipedia:Corphish|Corphish]] - Appeared in underwater scene on page 59 of Sonichu 8&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Wikipedia:Flaaffy|Flaaffy]] - Appears as [[Layla Flaaffy]] in [[Sonichu 9]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Wikipedia:Sneasel|Sneasel]] - Appears as [[Reginald Sneasel]] in Sonichu 9.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Wikipedia:Nidoking|Nidoking]] - Used by Naitsirhc to battle [[Bionic]] in Sonichu 9.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Wikipedia:Voltorb|Voltorb]] - Used by Alec Benson Leary to murder [[Simonla Rosechu]] via Selfdestruct/Explosion in [[Sonichu 10]].&lt;br /&gt;
Theoretically all of the [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichus]] and [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]] are Pokémon as well, but there's very little to support this theory. None of them rely on trainers, and in fact as far as can be seen they're essentially treated as &amp;quot;human&amp;quot; in CWCville. As Sonees and Roseys, they hatch from eggs and &amp;quot;evolve&amp;quot; into their adult forms, but the similarities end there. Only two of them ([[BlazeBob Sonichu]] and [[Chloe Rosechu]]) have ever been put into a Pokéball. The closest they get before then is a bizarre inversion when [[Wild Sonichu]] puts two of the [[Sonichu Balls]] (which look like Pokéballs) into his arms. Also, as individual species, Pokémon don't have the vast varieties of powers and appearances that Sonichus and Rosechus have. Finally, Pokémon can only know 4 moves at a time, whereas Sonichu and company seem to simply have whatever abilities would be convenient at any given moment. Even the ''Pokémon'' anime, which prefers to use the gameplay mechanics as a general rule instead of a physical law, has Pokémon know no more than four moves at once and doesn't have Pokémon use moves that they cannot learn in-game (well, most of the time, but they're usually reasonable mistakes). However, like most of Chris' creations, Sonichus and Rosechus are essentially just Mary Sues, so the fact they can rebel against established Pokémon rules is not altogether surprising.&lt;br /&gt;
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It should also be noted that Chris will, unsurprisingly, ignore the logic of &amp;quot;Super Effective&amp;quot; unless it suits him. In the games, attacks will have their base power doubled or halved (or nullified altogether) if the opposing Pokémon is weak or resistant to the type of the attack used. This enables weak Pokémon to bring down opponents several levels higher than they; so long as they're weak to their attacks, they'll go down faster. The anime prefers to ignore this rule, and if it's ever invoked, it's done to show how tough a particular Pokémon is. With Chris, though, it's just him being stupid.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Plagiarism in Sonichu==&lt;br /&gt;
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Despite the fact that Chris primarily uses Pokemon in his series, not only is he not above using the characters, he's also not above using various ''ideas'' from the series. Amongst those include:&lt;br /&gt;
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*In [[Sonichu 2|Issue 2]], [[Flame the Sunbird]] says that he &amp;quot;could use some pants&amp;quot;. This is ripped off from ''Pokémon the Movie 2000'' when the Pokémon Slowking, freezing due to the weather changes, wishes for a pair to keep himself warm.&lt;br /&gt;
*In [[Sonichu Special 4]], [[Kacey]]'s sister resembles Candice, one of the 4th Generation Gym Leaders&lt;br /&gt;
*In the biography for [[Rosechu]], it is mentioned that [[Kel]] ended up getting the Pichu who'd become Rosechu because she missed out on getting Bulbasaur, Charmander and Squirtle. This is a ripoff of how Ash Ketchum got Pikachu, except for the fact that Ash and Pikachu didn't hit it off until Pikachu saw how far Ash would go to protect it.&lt;br /&gt;
*In [[Sonichu 9]], Sonichu inexplicably knows Iron Tail, a Steel-type attack, for use on the Rock/Ground Type Liquid (Steel is super-effective against Rock).  This is stolen, again, from Pikachu, who learned the same move so the writers could let Ash battle Roxanne(and other Rock types) without breaking the rules of the game and pissing off fans.  The difference is that leading up to the battle, an episode was spent to show Pikachu learning the move. It is to be noted that in the video games, Pikachu is able to learn this move through the use of an item.&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Card_games#Pok.C3.A9mon_TCG|Pokémon TCG]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[CWC's Pokésite 2]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category: Things Chris has ripped off]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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&lt;div&gt;Fixed where it said that the Perfect Chaos Monster attacked CWCville, it actually attacked Station Square. Seems like this page could stand some heavy revision, honestly. I think the section about Yuu Yuu Hakusho can be outright removed, as that whole motion is pretty common in general and it's possible Chris actually didn't still it from there. Additionally, we should probably just remove the comics section and put Spider-man in the western animation section, unless of course we can find more stuff that he's ripped from comics, in which case that can be expanded. The Ralph Wiggums note should either be removed or added to Western Animation if you guys actually think it's important enough. The videogames section should be removed until we can actually put something into it. Could we maybe find some more stuff that he's ripped off of movies? I think the Spaceballs thing should stay, but it seems stupid to have the movies section solely for it. So, does any one else have an opinion on this? I just didn't want to go off and make such major changes by myself and piss people off. --[[User:That Man|That Man]] 06:53, 24 November 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
:*I think I owe y'all an explanation. When I first stalked upon this page it was even (imo, of course) less coherent than it is now. I created a new structure for it, reorganised the already existing entries and added a few new ones that I could remember. Right now it's unfinished, which I tried to show by putting a huge ass number of &amp;quot;Incomplete&amp;quot; templates on the page. I'm currently working on getting most ripoff and reference examples to fill this article, and also to create a neat template, as well. I think I'll finish it before the weekend, if not earlier. Now, about the sections: the Comic book section will include Superman and Spider-man, the Movies and TV shows section will include Gilligan's Island, I Love Lucy, and some more, the VG section will include Mario, Zelda, and some more. Ralph Wiggum - I personally think it's an unneeded joke (well, Chris's plagiarism is already a joke on itself), but didn't dare to remove it, as it was added before my time. So well... I see how the current state of the article is utterly confusing. I think I'll upload a less rough version later today. Oh, and sorry for the tl;dr reply --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 09:39, 24 November 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
::*Goku, you did the new stuff? You've got a real GOKU GET EM ATTITUDE, lololol. Srsly, I like this new revision, the old one kinda sucked. Keep it up guys, throw in some pictures and it can be a featured article. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:00, 24 November 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
:::*Thanks, Champthom, but I think in this case &amp;quot;Goku Get'em attitude&amp;quot; translates as &amp;quot;No life whatsoever&amp;quot; lol. I have to read through all the Sonichu comics to get all the refs! Poor me :( Anyway, thanks for your appreciation! As for pictures, I was planning to add 1 for each subsection (= franchise).&lt;br /&gt;
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::::By the way, for somecummpenntydifferent: Are there any template... er... templates that are able to include a small pic along with the text part? You know, like they have on ED? E.g., so that the template on &amp;quot;Places&amp;quot; could contain the same text part ''plus'' a small pic of Chris's house, or something. I think, that would help make our templates more different and fun to look at. --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 10:08, 24 November 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
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==New structure discussion==&lt;br /&gt;
:Oh and, by the way.&lt;br /&gt;
:For the final revision, I want to change this structure yet again.&lt;br /&gt;
:Here how I envision it:&lt;br /&gt;
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==Franchise type==&lt;br /&gt;
===A Franchise That Has A Separate Article===&lt;br /&gt;
''See [[Sailor Moon|main article]].''&lt;br /&gt;
===A Franchise That Doesn't Have A Separate Article===&lt;br /&gt;
Laconic description of the franchise.&lt;br /&gt;
* Example example example.&lt;br /&gt;
* Example example example.&lt;br /&gt;
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:Also, I want to include a section for a list of &amp;quot;not so much ripoffs, but references and cameos and such&amp;quot; at the end of the page.&lt;br /&gt;
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:Discuss :) --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 10:14, 24 November 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
:*I think with a franchise type with a separate article, you should briefly describe its relevancy to how Chris has ripped it off for those who don't feel like reading the entire article, with the &amp;quot;See main article&amp;quot; being a thing if people want to read about it more. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:20, 24 November 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
::*I see. I was actually planning to insert &amp;quot;Plagiarism&amp;quot; sections in all those separate articles, so the &amp;quot;main page&amp;quot; link would be like &amp;quot;[ [Sailor Moon#Plagiarism|main page] ]&amp;quot;. But if you think it's better to keep it all on this page, I'll just put all info concerning plagiarism on this page, and on the separate pages I'll post links to here instead. But wouldn't this page get too lengthy? --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 10:24, 24 November 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
:::*It doesn't hurt to briefly describe here how Chris has ripped them off, maybe make references on their appropriate pages as well. Maybe in the case of Sailor Moon, you could discuss in this article the general things Chris rips off and then list the specific instances in the Sailor Moon article's plagiarism section. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:42, 24 November 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
::::*Okay, I see. Well... I think I'll try to do it, and then we'll discuss the results --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 10:48, 24 November 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
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==A preview of what the page will look like when finished==&lt;br /&gt;
DISCLAIMER:&lt;br /&gt;
# All the incomplete sections will be completed, new sections will be added etc.&lt;br /&gt;
# The &amp;quot;List of references etc.&amp;quot; at the end of the article is my experiment. I think some shit like having a portrait of Batman in the Mayor's office or having Sackboy appear with an advert, can't be actually called &amp;quot;ripping off&amp;quot;, can it? Or do you think it's still ripping off? I'm still confused about that, but I still think minor reference stuff like that should be preserved nevertheless. First, it's a sign of Chris's utter uncreativity. And second, even when not ripped off, it's still grating for fans of those franchises to see their favorite heroes bastardised by being referenced in &amp;quot;Sonichu&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
# Most of the text on the page atm is not mine, it's what was here before I started editing the page. For an example of my additions, see &amp;quot;Darkwing Duck&amp;quot; or the &amp;quot;List of references etc.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
# Things like [[Sonichu 0#Episode 1|S0 Ep1 p.1]] are another of my experiments. I think, it's a pretty easy to use and laconic way of informing where in the comics does stuff (like characters, quotes, references etc) appear. I think it helps people search stuff by themselves to see it with their own eyes, which is always good. I think that it can be even used elsewhere on this wiki, too, maybe. Let me know if you like it or not.&lt;br /&gt;
# Yes, I think all important and/or interesting stuff should be referenced up to the page number. Yes, I'm a [[pedofork|pedant]].&lt;br /&gt;
# I've started adding examples of things ripped off by Chris, but not necessarily in the comics. Like, when he recites a joke stolen from some show as &amp;quot;his&amp;quot; [[random-access humor]].&lt;br /&gt;
# I'll finish the revamp, I guess, somewhere before this weekend, if not earlier.&lt;br /&gt;
Now, let's discuss :) All suggestions and critique are welcome.&lt;br /&gt;
P.S.: By the way, don't you think the page may be too lengthy? If so, what can be done to avoid that? --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 22:14, 24 November 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
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:*Glad I didn't go ahead and mess with it too much, it's shaping up pretty good. It'll look a lot better once we can fill in most of the empty sections. I'll try and fill in all of the ones I know of as soon as I find the time. --[[User:That Man|That Man]] 21:44, 25 November 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
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:*I'm liking the page very much.  I'm wondering if the introduction should include a mention of the revelation from [[Mailbag 4]] where Chris confirms he has no idea what creativity is when he says that it includes borrowing from a TV show or a movie.  [[User:Alteceastlansing|Alteceastlansing]] 08:01, 28 November 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
::*Thanks! I think I'll maybe tweak the introduction a bit when the page will be nearing finish. Of course, I'll try to include any quotes or mentions which may be relevant to the subject, including your suggestion – thanks for it! --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 11:56, 28 November 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chuck Palahniuk==&lt;br /&gt;
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Removed the (sic) notation next to director and added the note back (worded a bit more subtly). 'Sic' is really only used to show spelling errors or archaic spelling of a word, not to denote factual errors, and explaining why Chris fails here is probably a good idea for people unfamiliar with Fight Club or Chuck Palahniuk. [[User:SirCucumber|SirCucumber]] 01:25, 26 November 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
*Okay, first of all, thanks for correcting me on (sic), and getting my attention to the fact that people may need some info about the subjects discussed. You're right on both of these; I've taken steps to fix them. I've moved (sic) to a more appropriate place; as for information, I put Wikipedia links so people could just click and get any info themselves. As for your phrase – well, I tried to rephrase it a bit, to make it less obvious; sorry, but I feel it sounded a bit like, you know, explaining the joke. But maybe I'm wrong, I dunno – I would like some feedback about this. Also, added another possible example of &amp;quot;Fight Club&amp;quot;'s influence. --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 11:56, 28 November 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Postponed a bit==&lt;br /&gt;
Okay... Well, I promised to have the page done by the weekend. But due to some RL events, it has to be postponed a little. Bear with me, guys, ok? --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 02:43, 29 November 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Under Construction==&lt;br /&gt;
Someone should make a template for that instead of having the awkward text at the top. Srsly. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:52, 30 November 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
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== List of things Chris has ripped off ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Should this be called a list? There's nothing wrong with having this just be &amp;quot;Things Chris has ripped off&amp;quot; but this is sorta a list, so why not call it as such? &amp;quot;Things Chris has ripped off&amp;quot; would be a good category, if it already doesn't exist (I think there's a similar category already but Things Chris has ripped off has a better ring to it). --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 15:05, 3 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*I guess it's called that because Wikipedia typically has these articles called &amp;quot;List of &amp;lt;this and that&amp;gt;&amp;quot;. I think it's fine this way, because it implies that there's a lot of things chris has ripped off, which is true. --[[User:Wtv|Wtv]] 15:40, 3 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Small notes==&lt;br /&gt;
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Just to add to some of the edits, I'm brand new here, so just thought I'd say, I'm pretty sure he may have gotten the Bugs Bunny and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3 joke from Angry Video Game Nerd's review of the movie, and emphasis on the joke.  I also think that his Monty Python hedgehog gag was more because it was featured in Yu-Gi-Oh the abridged series episode 30. --[[User:WhiteKnightNoMore|Dr. Zoidberg]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==New Edits==&lt;br /&gt;
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I am new to this wiki editing and wondered if someone could critque how i did and let me know how i could improve my wiki skills. I added the section under video games for Brutal Legend, as Chris added alot of stuff from that game after it came out and he did his &amp;quot;review&amp;quot; of the game. Thanks in advance. --[[User:CaptainBilly|CaptainBilly]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== To do ==&lt;br /&gt;
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The big thing is mostly to complete unfinished sections. Nothing wrong with adding new stuff, but right now there's a shitton of incomplete sections and it's really annoying. Finish those up and then start to add new things that are relevant. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:10, 8 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Where 'Flame the Sunbird needs pants' comes from? ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Maybe Chris got that from the Pokemon movie with the talking Slowking. Where in a part of the movie the Slowking says he really needs some pants. Oddly enough, since in the comic it was on an island, the Pokemon movie was based on the islands Ash traveled through to get the stones. Anyone agree? [[User:Noka|Noka]] 20:35, 9 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Probably, but please, sign your comments (it's four ~ in a row). --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:03, 9 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*It's already mentioned in [[Flame the Sunbird]]'s page that the pants phrase came from there, since it's highly unlikely he got it from the other pants rant involving Brainiac and the Legion of Doom.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 21:05, 9 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Kel's backstory ==&lt;br /&gt;
Is a direct rip off of Ash from Pokémon, specially the part in which she is given an electric Pokémon as a starter.--[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 05:37, 19 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Fixed your typos. Sorry, I'm a Grammar Nazi like that.--[[User:SniperFire16|SniperFire16]] 20:14, 17 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Independence Day Speech ==&lt;br /&gt;
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*We can also add the Independence Day Speech, Chris ripped that off from that movie. I know, I've seen the film when I was 12, and i have the VHS tape. Maybe Chris saw it on TNT recently...--[[User:UJ1A1985|UJ1A1985]] 06:07, 24 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
**According to the Ninth Alec call, Chris had no idea it was from Independence day and that his friend, the mysterious birthday guest, wrote the speech.[[User:Double Nega|Double Nega]] 22:30, 26 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
***Yes, of course, it's somebody else. Since he's a paragon of TRUTH and HONESTY, we will believe this. After all, he barely saw only once before... [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 22:56, 28 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
***Ironically, Independence Day stole elements of the speech from Dylan Thomas.  But at least they stole in a less blatant way.  [[User:Manwithoutabody|manwithoutabody]] 20:50, 31 March 2010 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Samurai Pizza Cats is an Japanese anime. ==&lt;br /&gt;
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The show originated in Japan in 1990 under a different name, so it should be in the Japanese Animation section of things Chris Chan has ripped off. [[User:Super Smash Bros. Fan|Super Smash Bros. Fan]] 18:40, 28 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Added another Digimon example ==&lt;br /&gt;
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You remember how Ultra Sonichu used Chaotic Remedy to &amp;quot;cure&amp;quot; the Asperchu characters of their ailments? I believe that it's directly lifted from a move of Magna Angemon's named Magna Antidote in the English dub of Adventure. If you don't count it as a TRUE and HONEST example, go ahead and delete it. --[[User:SniperFire16|SniperFire16]] 20:12, 17 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>Talk:Things Chris has ripped off</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;SniperFire16: /* Added another Digimon example */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Fixed where it said that the Perfect Chaos Monster attacked CWCville, it actually attacked Station Square. Seems like this page could stand some heavy revision, honestly. I think the section about Yuu Yuu Hakusho can be outright removed, as that whole motion is pretty common in general and it's possible Chris actually didn't still it from there. Additionally, we should probably just remove the comics section and put Spider-man in the western animation section, unless of course we can find more stuff that he's ripped from comics, in which case that can be expanded. The Ralph Wiggums note should either be removed or added to Western Animation if you guys actually think it's important enough. The videogames section should be removed until we can actually put something into it. Could we maybe find some more stuff that he's ripped off of movies? I think the Spaceballs thing should stay, but it seems stupid to have the movies section solely for it. So, does any one else have an opinion on this? I just didn't want to go off and make such major changes by myself and piss people off. --[[User:That Man|That Man]] 06:53, 24 November 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
:*I think I owe y'all an explanation. When I first stalked upon this page it was even (imo, of course) less coherent than it is now. I created a new structure for it, reorganised the already existing entries and added a few new ones that I could remember. Right now it's unfinished, which I tried to show by putting a huge ass number of &amp;quot;Incomplete&amp;quot; templates on the page. I'm currently working on getting most ripoff and reference examples to fill this article, and also to create a neat template, as well. I think I'll finish it before the weekend, if not earlier. Now, about the sections: the Comic book section will include Superman and Spider-man, the Movies and TV shows section will include Gilligan's Island, I Love Lucy, and some more, the VG section will include Mario, Zelda, and some more. Ralph Wiggum - I personally think it's an unneeded joke (well, Chris's plagiarism is already a joke on itself), but didn't dare to remove it, as it was added before my time. So well... I see how the current state of the article is utterly confusing. I think I'll upload a less rough version later today. Oh, and sorry for the tl;dr reply --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 09:39, 24 November 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
::*Goku, you did the new stuff? You've got a real GOKU GET EM ATTITUDE, lololol. Srsly, I like this new revision, the old one kinda sucked. Keep it up guys, throw in some pictures and it can be a featured article. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:00, 24 November 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
:::*Thanks, Champthom, but I think in this case &amp;quot;Goku Get'em attitude&amp;quot; translates as &amp;quot;No life whatsoever&amp;quot; lol. I have to read through all the Sonichu comics to get all the refs! Poor me :( Anyway, thanks for your appreciation! As for pictures, I was planning to add 1 for each subsection (= franchise).&lt;br /&gt;
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::::By the way, for somecummpenntydifferent: Are there any template... er... templates that are able to include a small pic along with the text part? You know, like they have on ED? E.g., so that the template on &amp;quot;Places&amp;quot; could contain the same text part ''plus'' a small pic of Chris's house, or something. I think, that would help make our templates more different and fun to look at. --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 10:08, 24 November 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
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==New structure discussion==&lt;br /&gt;
:Oh and, by the way.&lt;br /&gt;
:For the final revision, I want to change this structure yet again.&lt;br /&gt;
:Here how I envision it:&lt;br /&gt;
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==Franchise type==&lt;br /&gt;
===A Franchise That Has A Separate Article===&lt;br /&gt;
''See [[Sailor Moon|main article]].''&lt;br /&gt;
===A Franchise That Doesn't Have A Separate Article===&lt;br /&gt;
Laconic description of the franchise.&lt;br /&gt;
* Example example example.&lt;br /&gt;
* Example example example.&lt;br /&gt;
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:Also, I want to include a section for a list of &amp;quot;not so much ripoffs, but references and cameos and such&amp;quot; at the end of the page.&lt;br /&gt;
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:Discuss :) --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 10:14, 24 November 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
:*I think with a franchise type with a separate article, you should briefly describe its relevancy to how Chris has ripped it off for those who don't feel like reading the entire article, with the &amp;quot;See main article&amp;quot; being a thing if people want to read about it more. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:20, 24 November 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
::*I see. I was actually planning to insert &amp;quot;Plagiarism&amp;quot; sections in all those separate articles, so the &amp;quot;main page&amp;quot; link would be like &amp;quot;[ [Sailor Moon#Plagiarism|main page] ]&amp;quot;. But if you think it's better to keep it all on this page, I'll just put all info concerning plagiarism on this page, and on the separate pages I'll post links to here instead. But wouldn't this page get too lengthy? --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 10:24, 24 November 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
:::*It doesn't hurt to briefly describe here how Chris has ripped them off, maybe make references on their appropriate pages as well. Maybe in the case of Sailor Moon, you could discuss in this article the general things Chris rips off and then list the specific instances in the Sailor Moon article's plagiarism section. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:42, 24 November 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
::::*Okay, I see. Well... I think I'll try to do it, and then we'll discuss the results --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 10:48, 24 November 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
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==A preview of what the page will look like when finished==&lt;br /&gt;
DISCLAIMER:&lt;br /&gt;
# All the incomplete sections will be completed, new sections will be added etc.&lt;br /&gt;
# The &amp;quot;List of references etc.&amp;quot; at the end of the article is my experiment. I think some shit like having a portrait of Batman in the Mayor's office or having Sackboy appear with an advert, can't be actually called &amp;quot;ripping off&amp;quot;, can it? Or do you think it's still ripping off? I'm still confused about that, but I still think minor reference stuff like that should be preserved nevertheless. First, it's a sign of Chris's utter uncreativity. And second, even when not ripped off, it's still grating for fans of those franchises to see their favorite heroes bastardised by being referenced in &amp;quot;Sonichu&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
# Most of the text on the page atm is not mine, it's what was here before I started editing the page. For an example of my additions, see &amp;quot;Darkwing Duck&amp;quot; or the &amp;quot;List of references etc.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
# Things like [[Sonichu 0#Episode 1|S0 Ep1 p.1]] are another of my experiments. I think, it's a pretty easy to use and laconic way of informing where in the comics does stuff (like characters, quotes, references etc) appear. I think it helps people search stuff by themselves to see it with their own eyes, which is always good. I think that it can be even used elsewhere on this wiki, too, maybe. Let me know if you like it or not.&lt;br /&gt;
# Yes, I think all important and/or interesting stuff should be referenced up to the page number. Yes, I'm a [[pedofork|pedant]].&lt;br /&gt;
# I've started adding examples of things ripped off by Chris, but not necessarily in the comics. Like, when he recites a joke stolen from some show as &amp;quot;his&amp;quot; [[random-access humor]].&lt;br /&gt;
# I'll finish the revamp, I guess, somewhere before this weekend, if not earlier.&lt;br /&gt;
Now, let's discuss :) All suggestions and critique are welcome.&lt;br /&gt;
P.S.: By the way, don't you think the page may be too lengthy? If so, what can be done to avoid that? --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 22:14, 24 November 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
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:*Glad I didn't go ahead and mess with it too much, it's shaping up pretty good. It'll look a lot better once we can fill in most of the empty sections. I'll try and fill in all of the ones I know of as soon as I find the time. --[[User:That Man|That Man]] 21:44, 25 November 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
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:*I'm liking the page very much.  I'm wondering if the introduction should include a mention of the revelation from [[Mailbag 4]] where Chris confirms he has no idea what creativity is when he says that it includes borrowing from a TV show or a movie.  [[User:Alteceastlansing|Alteceastlansing]] 08:01, 28 November 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
::*Thanks! I think I'll maybe tweak the introduction a bit when the page will be nearing finish. Of course, I'll try to include any quotes or mentions which may be relevant to the subject, including your suggestion – thanks for it! --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 11:56, 28 November 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chuck Palahniuk==&lt;br /&gt;
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Removed the (sic) notation next to director and added the note back (worded a bit more subtly). 'Sic' is really only used to show spelling errors or archaic spelling of a word, not to denote factual errors, and explaining why Chris fails here is probably a good idea for people unfamiliar with Fight Club or Chuck Palahniuk. [[User:SirCucumber|SirCucumber]] 01:25, 26 November 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
*Okay, first of all, thanks for correcting me on (sic), and getting my attention to the fact that people may need some info about the subjects discussed. You're right on both of these; I've taken steps to fix them. I've moved (sic) to a more appropriate place; as for information, I put Wikipedia links so people could just click and get any info themselves. As for your phrase – well, I tried to rephrase it a bit, to make it less obvious; sorry, but I feel it sounded a bit like, you know, explaining the joke. But maybe I'm wrong, I dunno – I would like some feedback about this. Also, added another possible example of &amp;quot;Fight Club&amp;quot;'s influence. --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 11:56, 28 November 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Postponed a bit==&lt;br /&gt;
Okay... Well, I promised to have the page done by the weekend. But due to some RL events, it has to be postponed a little. Bear with me, guys, ok? --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 02:43, 29 November 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Under Construction==&lt;br /&gt;
Someone should make a template for that instead of having the awkward text at the top. Srsly. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:52, 30 November 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
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== List of things Chris has ripped off ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Should this be called a list? There's nothing wrong with having this just be &amp;quot;Things Chris has ripped off&amp;quot; but this is sorta a list, so why not call it as such? &amp;quot;Things Chris has ripped off&amp;quot; would be a good category, if it already doesn't exist (I think there's a similar category already but Things Chris has ripped off has a better ring to it). --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 15:05, 3 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*I guess it's called that because Wikipedia typically has these articles called &amp;quot;List of &amp;lt;this and that&amp;gt;&amp;quot;. I think it's fine this way, because it implies that there's a lot of things chris has ripped off, which is true. --[[User:Wtv|Wtv]] 15:40, 3 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Small notes==&lt;br /&gt;
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Just to add to some of the edits, I'm brand new here, so just thought I'd say, I'm pretty sure he may have gotten the Bugs Bunny and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3 joke from Angry Video Game Nerd's review of the movie, and emphasis on the joke.  I also think that his Monty Python hedgehog gag was more because it was featured in Yu-Gi-Oh the abridged series episode 30. --[[User:WhiteKnightNoMore|Dr. Zoidberg]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==New Edits==&lt;br /&gt;
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I am new to this wiki editing and wondered if someone could critque how i did and let me know how i could improve my wiki skills. I added the section under video games for Brutal Legend, as Chris added alot of stuff from that game after it came out and he did his &amp;quot;review&amp;quot; of the game. Thanks in advance. --[[User:CaptainBilly|CaptainBilly]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== To do ==&lt;br /&gt;
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The big thing is mostly to complete unfinished sections. Nothing wrong with adding new stuff, but right now there's a shitton of incomplete sections and it's really annoying. Finish those up and then start to add new things that are relevant. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:10, 8 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Where 'Flame the Sunbird needs pants' comes from? ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Maybe Chris got that from the Pokemon movie with the talking Slowking. Where in a part of the movie the Slowking says he really needs some pants. Oddly enough, since in the comic it was on an island, the Pokemon movie was based on the islands Ash traveled through to get the stones. Anyone agree? [[User:Noka|Noka]] 20:35, 9 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Probably, but please, sign your comments (it's four ~ in a row). --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:03, 9 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*It's already mentioned in [[Flame the Sunbird]]'s page that the pants phrase came from there, since it's highly unlikely he got it from the other pants rant involving Brainiac and the Legion of Doom.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 21:05, 9 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Kel's backstory ==&lt;br /&gt;
Is a direct rip off of ash from pokemon, specially the part in wich she is given an electric pokemon as a starter.--[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 05:37, 19 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Independence Day Speech ==&lt;br /&gt;
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*We can also add the Independence Day Speech, Chris ripped that off from that movie. I know, I've seen the film when I was 12, and i have the VHS tape. Maybe Chris saw it on TNT recently...--[[User:UJ1A1985|UJ1A1985]] 06:07, 24 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
**According to the Ninth Alec call, Chris had no idea it was from Independence day and that his friend, the mysterious birthday guest, wrote the speech.[[User:Double Nega|Double Nega]] 22:30, 26 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
***Yes, of course, it's somebody else. Since he's a paragon of TRUTH and HONESTY, we will believe this. After all, he barely saw only once before... [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 22:56, 28 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
***Ironically, Independence Day stole elements of the speech from Dylan Thomas.  But at least they stole in a less blatant way.  [[User:Manwithoutabody|manwithoutabody]] 20:50, 31 March 2010 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Samurai Pizza Cats is an Japanese anime. ==&lt;br /&gt;
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The show originated in Japan in 1990 under a different name, so it should be in the Japanese Animation section of things Chris Chan has ripped off. [[User:Super Smash Bros. Fan|Super Smash Bros. Fan]] 18:40, 28 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Added another Digimon example ==&lt;br /&gt;
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You remember how Ultra Sonichu used Chaotic Remedy to &amp;quot;cure&amp;quot; the Asperchu characters of their ailments? I believe that it's directly lifted from a move of Magna Angemon's named Magna Antidote in the English dub of Adventure. If you don't count it as a TRUE and HONEST example, go ahead and delete it. --[[User:SniperFire16|SniperFire16]] 20:12, 17 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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&lt;div&gt;Fixed where it said that the Perfect Chaos Monster attacked CWCville, it actually attacked Station Square. Seems like this page could stand some heavy revision, honestly. I think the section about Yuu Yuu Hakusho can be outright removed, as that whole motion is pretty common in general and it's possible Chris actually didn't still it from there. Additionally, we should probably just remove the comics section and put Spider-man in the western animation section, unless of course we can find more stuff that he's ripped from comics, in which case that can be expanded. The Ralph Wiggums note should either be removed or added to Western Animation if you guys actually think it's important enough. The videogames section should be removed until we can actually put something into it. Could we maybe find some more stuff that he's ripped off of movies? I think the Spaceballs thing should stay, but it seems stupid to have the movies section solely for it. So, does any one else have an opinion on this? I just didn't want to go off and make such major changes by myself and piss people off. --[[User:That Man|That Man]] 06:53, 24 November 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
:*I think I owe y'all an explanation. When I first stalked upon this page it was even (imo, of course) less coherent than it is now. I created a new structure for it, reorganised the already existing entries and added a few new ones that I could remember. Right now it's unfinished, which I tried to show by putting a huge ass number of &amp;quot;Incomplete&amp;quot; templates on the page. I'm currently working on getting most ripoff and reference examples to fill this article, and also to create a neat template, as well. I think I'll finish it before the weekend, if not earlier. Now, about the sections: the Comic book section will include Superman and Spider-man, the Movies and TV shows section will include Gilligan's Island, I Love Lucy, and some more, the VG section will include Mario, Zelda, and some more. Ralph Wiggum - I personally think it's an unneeded joke (well, Chris's plagiarism is already a joke on itself), but didn't dare to remove it, as it was added before my time. So well... I see how the current state of the article is utterly confusing. I think I'll upload a less rough version later today. Oh, and sorry for the tl;dr reply --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 09:39, 24 November 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
::*Goku, you did the new stuff? You've got a real GOKU GET EM ATTITUDE, lololol. Srsly, I like this new revision, the old one kinda sucked. Keep it up guys, throw in some pictures and it can be a featured article. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:00, 24 November 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
:::*Thanks, Champthom, but I think in this case &amp;quot;Goku Get'em attitude&amp;quot; translates as &amp;quot;No life whatsoever&amp;quot; lol. I have to read through all the Sonichu comics to get all the refs! Poor me :( Anyway, thanks for your appreciation! As for pictures, I was planning to add 1 for each subsection (= franchise).&lt;br /&gt;
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::::By the way, for somecummpenntydifferent: Are there any template... er... templates that are able to include a small pic along with the text part? You know, like they have on ED? E.g., so that the template on &amp;quot;Places&amp;quot; could contain the same text part ''plus'' a small pic of Chris's house, or something. I think, that would help make our templates more different and fun to look at. --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 10:08, 24 November 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
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==New structure discussion==&lt;br /&gt;
:Oh and, by the way.&lt;br /&gt;
:For the final revision, I want to change this structure yet again.&lt;br /&gt;
:Here how I envision it:&lt;br /&gt;
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==Franchise type==&lt;br /&gt;
===A Franchise That Has A Separate Article===&lt;br /&gt;
''See [[Sailor Moon|main article]].''&lt;br /&gt;
===A Franchise That Doesn't Have A Separate Article===&lt;br /&gt;
Laconic description of the franchise.&lt;br /&gt;
* Example example example.&lt;br /&gt;
* Example example example.&lt;br /&gt;
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:Also, I want to include a section for a list of &amp;quot;not so much ripoffs, but references and cameos and such&amp;quot; at the end of the page.&lt;br /&gt;
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:Discuss :) --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 10:14, 24 November 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
:*I think with a franchise type with a separate article, you should briefly describe its relevancy to how Chris has ripped it off for those who don't feel like reading the entire article, with the &amp;quot;See main article&amp;quot; being a thing if people want to read about it more. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:20, 24 November 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
::*I see. I was actually planning to insert &amp;quot;Plagiarism&amp;quot; sections in all those separate articles, so the &amp;quot;main page&amp;quot; link would be like &amp;quot;[ [Sailor Moon#Plagiarism|main page] ]&amp;quot;. But if you think it's better to keep it all on this page, I'll just put all info concerning plagiarism on this page, and on the separate pages I'll post links to here instead. But wouldn't this page get too lengthy? --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 10:24, 24 November 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
:::*It doesn't hurt to briefly describe here how Chris has ripped them off, maybe make references on their appropriate pages as well. Maybe in the case of Sailor Moon, you could discuss in this article the general things Chris rips off and then list the specific instances in the Sailor Moon article's plagiarism section. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:42, 24 November 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
::::*Okay, I see. Well... I think I'll try to do it, and then we'll discuss the results --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 10:48, 24 November 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
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==A preview of what the page will look like when finished==&lt;br /&gt;
DISCLAIMER:&lt;br /&gt;
# All the incomplete sections will be completed, new sections will be added etc.&lt;br /&gt;
# The &amp;quot;List of references etc.&amp;quot; at the end of the article is my experiment. I think some shit like having a portrait of Batman in the Mayor's office or having Sackboy appear with an advert, can't be actually called &amp;quot;ripping off&amp;quot;, can it? Or do you think it's still ripping off? I'm still confused about that, but I still think minor reference stuff like that should be preserved nevertheless. First, it's a sign of Chris's utter uncreativity. And second, even when not ripped off, it's still grating for fans of those franchises to see their favorite heroes bastardised by being referenced in &amp;quot;Sonichu&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
# Most of the text on the page atm is not mine, it's what was here before I started editing the page. For an example of my additions, see &amp;quot;Darkwing Duck&amp;quot; or the &amp;quot;List of references etc.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
# Things like [[Sonichu 0#Episode 1|S0 Ep1 p.1]] are another of my experiments. I think, it's a pretty easy to use and laconic way of informing where in the comics does stuff (like characters, quotes, references etc) appear. I think it helps people search stuff by themselves to see it with their own eyes, which is always good. I think that it can be even used elsewhere on this wiki, too, maybe. Let me know if you like it or not.&lt;br /&gt;
# Yes, I think all important and/or interesting stuff should be referenced up to the page number. Yes, I'm a [[pedofork|pedant]].&lt;br /&gt;
# I've started adding examples of things ripped off by Chris, but not necessarily in the comics. Like, when he recites a joke stolen from some show as &amp;quot;his&amp;quot; [[random-access humor]].&lt;br /&gt;
# I'll finish the revamp, I guess, somewhere before this weekend, if not earlier.&lt;br /&gt;
Now, let's discuss :) All suggestions and critique are welcome.&lt;br /&gt;
P.S.: By the way, don't you think the page may be too lengthy? If so, what can be done to avoid that? --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 22:14, 24 November 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
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:*Glad I didn't go ahead and mess with it too much, it's shaping up pretty good. It'll look a lot better once we can fill in most of the empty sections. I'll try and fill in all of the ones I know of as soon as I find the time. --[[User:That Man|That Man]] 21:44, 25 November 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
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:*I'm liking the page very much.  I'm wondering if the introduction should include a mention of the revelation from [[Mailbag 4]] where Chris confirms he has no idea what creativity is when he says that it includes borrowing from a TV show or a movie.  [[User:Alteceastlansing|Alteceastlansing]] 08:01, 28 November 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
::*Thanks! I think I'll maybe tweak the introduction a bit when the page will be nearing finish. Of course, I'll try to include any quotes or mentions which may be relevant to the subject, including your suggestion – thanks for it! --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 11:56, 28 November 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chuck Palahniuk==&lt;br /&gt;
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Removed the (sic) notation next to director and added the note back (worded a bit more subtly). 'Sic' is really only used to show spelling errors or archaic spelling of a word, not to denote factual errors, and explaining why Chris fails here is probably a good idea for people unfamiliar with Fight Club or Chuck Palahniuk. [[User:SirCucumber|SirCucumber]] 01:25, 26 November 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
*Okay, first of all, thanks for correcting me on (sic), and getting my attention to the fact that people may need some info about the subjects discussed. You're right on both of these; I've taken steps to fix them. I've moved (sic) to a more appropriate place; as for information, I put Wikipedia links so people could just click and get any info themselves. As for your phrase – well, I tried to rephrase it a bit, to make it less obvious; sorry, but I feel it sounded a bit like, you know, explaining the joke. But maybe I'm wrong, I dunno – I would like some feedback about this. Also, added another possible example of &amp;quot;Fight Club&amp;quot;'s influence. --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 11:56, 28 November 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Postponed a bit==&lt;br /&gt;
Okay... Well, I promised to have the page done by the weekend. But due to some RL events, it has to be postponed a little. Bear with me, guys, ok? --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 02:43, 29 November 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Under Construction==&lt;br /&gt;
Someone should make a template for that instead of having the awkward text at the top. Srsly. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:52, 30 November 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
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== List of things Chris has ripped off ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Should this be called a list? There's nothing wrong with having this just be &amp;quot;Things Chris has ripped off&amp;quot; but this is sorta a list, so why not call it as such? &amp;quot;Things Chris has ripped off&amp;quot; would be a good category, if it already doesn't exist (I think there's a similar category already but Things Chris has ripped off has a better ring to it). --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 15:05, 3 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*I guess it's called that because Wikipedia typically has these articles called &amp;quot;List of &amp;lt;this and that&amp;gt;&amp;quot;. I think it's fine this way, because it implies that there's a lot of things chris has ripped off, which is true. --[[User:Wtv|Wtv]] 15:40, 3 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Small notes==&lt;br /&gt;
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Just to add to some of the edits, I'm brand new here, so just thought I'd say, I'm pretty sure he may have gotten the Bugs Bunny and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3 joke from Angry Video Game Nerd's review of the movie, and emphasis on the joke.  I also think that his Monty Python hedgehog gag was more because it was featured in Yu-Gi-Oh the abridged series episode 30. --[[User:WhiteKnightNoMore|Dr. Zoidberg]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==New Edits==&lt;br /&gt;
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I am new to this wiki editing and wondered if someone could critque how i did and let me know how i could improve my wiki skills. I added the section under video games for Brutal Legend, as Chris added alot of stuff from that game after it came out and he did his &amp;quot;review&amp;quot; of the game. Thanks in advance. --[[User:CaptainBilly|CaptainBilly]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== To do ==&lt;br /&gt;
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The big thing is mostly to complete unfinished sections. Nothing wrong with adding new stuff, but right now there's a shitton of incomplete sections and it's really annoying. Finish those up and then start to add new things that are relevant. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:10, 8 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Where 'Flame the Sunbird needs pants' comes from? ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Maybe Chris got that from the Pokemon movie with the talking Slowking. Where in a part of the movie the Slowking says he really needs some pants. Oddly enough, since in the comic it was on an island, the Pokemon movie was based on the islands Ash traveled through to get the stones. Anyone agree? [[User:Noka|Noka]] 20:35, 9 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Probably, but please, sign your comments (it's four ~ in a row). --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:03, 9 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*It's already mentioned in [[Flame the Sunbird]]'s page that the pants phrase came from there, since it's highly unlikely he got it from the other pants rant involving Brainiac and the Legion of Doom.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 21:05, 9 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Kel's backstory ==&lt;br /&gt;
Is a direct rip off of ash from pokemon, specially the part in wich she is given an electric pokemon as a starter.--[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 05:37, 19 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Independence Day Speech ==&lt;br /&gt;
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*We can also add the Independence Day Speech, Chris ripped that off from that movie. I know, I've seen the film when I was 12, and i have the VHS tape. Maybe Chris saw it on TNT recently...--[[User:UJ1A1985|UJ1A1985]] 06:07, 24 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
**According to the Ninth Alec call, Chris had no idea it was from Independence day and that his friend, the mysterious birthday guest, wrote the speech.[[User:Double Nega|Double Nega]] 22:30, 26 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
***Yes, of course, it's somebody else. Since he's a paragon of TRUTH and HONESTY, we will believe this. After all, he barely saw only once before... [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 22:56, 28 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
***Ironically, Independence Day stole elements of the speech from Dylan Thomas.  But at least they stole in a less blatant way.  [[User:Manwithoutabody|manwithoutabody]] 20:50, 31 March 2010 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Samurai Pizza Cats is an Japanese anime. ==&lt;br /&gt;
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The show originated in Japan in 1990 under a different name, so it should be in the Japanese Animation section of things Chris Chan has ripped off. [[User:Super Smash Bros. Fan|Super Smash Bros. Fan]] 18:40, 28 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Added another Digimon example ==&lt;br /&gt;
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You remember how Ultra Sonichu used Chaotic Remedy to &amp;quot;cure&amp;quot; the Asperchu characters of their ailments? I believe that it's directly lifted from a move of Magna Angemon's named Magna Antidote in the English dub of Adventure. If you don't count it as a TRUE and HHONEST example, go ahead and delete it. --[[User:SniperFire16|SniperFire16]] 20:12, 17 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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{{Quote|I take it one moment at a time and let the story pieces come to me. Even if they are sometimes borrowed from a tv show or movie.|Chris, [[Mailbag 4#Admission of plagiarism|blatantly admitting to plagiarism]].}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:090-CWComicalHug.jpg|thumb|ORIGINAL!]]&lt;br /&gt;
As every Chris-chan's [[troll|fan]] is probably aware of, [[Chris-chan|our autistic hero]] has quite the imagination. But some argue that due to [[stress]] and the mental block that is [[autism]], his powerful and mighty artistic ordeals cannot come to fruition. So he just does what every good TV/book/movie writer does: he goes and steals shit from other places.&lt;br /&gt;
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Now, to his credit, stealing ain't easy. I mean, how the hell do you grab something that comes from another person's mind, adapt it to your own storyline and make it so that it fits in, without having whatever it is that you stole stand out like an obese retard with a red and blue striped T-shirt in the middle of a crowd?  Being the [[Fail|geinus]] comic book creator that he is, he does not need to bother with details such as a good plot, readability, or even consistency. Just stick in a few [[random-access humor|random-access-humor]] jokes and you got yourselves a new installment in the &amp;quot;[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu Comic Book Series]].&amp;quot; Not resembling ''[[Family Guy]]'' at all, right, guys?&lt;br /&gt;
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According to Chris, stealing copyrighted material is fine, as long as you indicate that whatever it is you’re doing is a parody of the original material. In accordance to U.S. copyright law, this is technically true, so this probably means that, unless he decides to make money out of his &amp;quot;artwork,&amp;quot; he ain’t gonna have the law knocking on his door. Besides, we all know he is never going to sell any type of merchandise ever, or even [[Monthly tugboat|make a hard earned buck]] for that matter.&lt;br /&gt;
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Onward with the list of shit he's stolen:&lt;br /&gt;
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==Main influences==&lt;br /&gt;
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===Sonic the Hedgehog===&lt;br /&gt;
* His pride and glory &amp;quot;[[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]],&amp;quot; which, as we all know, is a recolor of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and [[Pikachu]]. In his comic book debut he is created when the &amp;quot;[[Perfect Chaos Monster]]&amp;quot; attacks CWCville, which, by the way, is a direct ripoff from the Sonic series.&lt;br /&gt;
*His other pride and glory “[[Rosechu (character)|Rosechu]]” which is in turn another recolor from the character “[[Amy Rose|Amy]]” from the “Sonic the Hedgehog” cartoon series.&lt;br /&gt;
*Of course, Sonichu’s evil twin brother “[[Blake]]” also comes from the same line of original creativity Chris has got us accustomed to. This [[niggos|niggo]] version of Sonichu is a complete rip-off from the character “Shadow the Hedgehog”. His creation is partially inspired from the &amp;quot;Pokemon&amp;quot; movie in which the character “Mewtwo” is created from the DNA from “Mew” with an evil twist.&lt;br /&gt;
* The “Chaotic Combo” is a mesh of ''Sonic'' characters recolored with retarded deformities. Like Angelica being a white hedgehog that has wings, or Punchy Sonichu being an AZN version of “Knuckles the Echidna”.&lt;br /&gt;
''For more info, see the [[Sonic the Hedgehog#Plagiarism|main article]].''&lt;br /&gt;
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===Pokemon===&lt;br /&gt;
* Like the previously mentioned Sonichu and Rosechu characters ripping off Sonic the Hedgehog, they also rip off various [[Pokemon]], mostly Pikachus and Raichus, combined with other Pokemon-types.&lt;br /&gt;
* The character [[Jiggliami]] is a humanoid variation of a Jigglypuff.&lt;br /&gt;
* The so-called [[Sonichu Balls]] are designed off of various Pokeballs, though they also function like other items.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Sonees]] are also slightly edited Pichus.&lt;br /&gt;
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''For more info, see the [[Pokemon#Plagiarism|main article]].''&lt;br /&gt;
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==Anime==&lt;br /&gt;
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===Digimon===&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Silvana|Silvana's]] origin is very similar to Gatomon's, as both were long separated from their kind and raised by evil villains who made them into their minions. The only difference being that Silvana was given a [[Pickle|penis]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Ultra Sonichu's Chaotic Remedy is a blatant copy of MagnaAngemon's Magna Antidote attack.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Dragonball/Z/GT===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Chris-chan Sonichu]]'s famed attack, the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] (later Shin-ye-ha-me-ha), is based off of the famed super attack known as the Kamehameha.&lt;br /&gt;
* The Sonichu Balls, though resembling Pokeballs, are said to function more like the titular Dragonballs, as they are able to grant a wish when all are brought together.&lt;br /&gt;
* Ultra Sonichu, which shares an amazing resemblance to Super Saiyan warriors, you know, flying sky high and kicking ass and all.&lt;br /&gt;
* Collosal-Chan is obviously Super Saiyan 4 from GT.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Excel Saga===&lt;br /&gt;
* A veritable hellstorm of shameless rips from this series appear in the Sonichu comics, in a way nearly as pervasive as Pokemon and Sonic the Hedgehog, yet comparatively subtler because he steals one-liners and monologues more than characters or storylines.&lt;br /&gt;
* ...although he does indeed steal characters (like Mypoe and Nabeshin and [[Bagget|the Jerkop Daitenzen]]) from time to time.&lt;br /&gt;
''For more info, see the [[Excel Saga#Plagiarism|main article]].''&lt;br /&gt;
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===Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann===&lt;br /&gt;
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*The character of [[Simonla Rosechu]] is a ripoff of a &amp;quot;fanmade&amp;quot; Sonichu named Simonchu who, in turn, is ripped off from the main character of the series, Simon the Digger.&lt;br /&gt;
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*It should be noted that Chris has in fact never seen ''TTGL'', and as such he misinterpreted several aspects of Simonchu's design that were intended to be referential to Simon: his cape became Simonla's shell, and his Core Drill pendant became a shark's tooth necklace.&lt;br /&gt;
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*When Chris was forced to kill off Simonla in ''[[Sonichu 10]]'', he promptly created [[Sandy Rosechu]], Simonla's daughter. She is essentially exactly the same design-wise, except she is yellow and has a different hairstyle.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Inuyasha===&lt;br /&gt;
* In [[Issue 2]], Sarah's Sonichu form pins Wes's Sonichu form to a tree, Wes making the statement &amp;quot;Where did this non-sacred tree come from?&amp;quot; This is a &amp;quot;hilarious gag&amp;quot; is referring to Inuyasha's origin story, wherein he was pinned by an arrow to a cursed tree by priestess/crack shot/vengeful ex-girlfriend Kikyo. Also, with some imagination and enough alcohol, one can see that a cloud in the background in one of the panels is shaped vaguely like Inuyasha's head.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Pretty Cure===&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|&amp;quot;This is so &amp;quot;Pretty Cure&amp;quot;! I'M BACK!&amp;quot;|[[Chris-chan Sonichu]], [[Sonichu #4]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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*Pretty Cure, unlike [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]], is a true [[parody]] that purposefully spoofs the ridiculous costumes, magical schoolgirls, and attack names of other anime series. The [[Chrs-Chan_Pure_Pulse-Jolt_Lance|Chris-Chan Pure Pulse Jolt Lance]] (the attack that [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] and [[Crystalina Rosechu]] are able to perform with their combined [[fail|Hedgehog]] powers) is stolen from this series, and even though it's original counterpart was given a ridiculous name, Chris felt the need to make it sound like some idiot had just mashed some random words into an attack name for his own version. ''Oh wait...''&lt;br /&gt;
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*Also noteworthy is that Chris copied (and butchered) the pre-attack catch phases and attack poses. Most of these rip-offs occur in [[Sonichu #4]] and [[Sonichu #5]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Puni Puni Poemy===&lt;br /&gt;
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===Sailor Moon===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Sailor Megtune]], Chris's hideously inappropriate SI Mary Sue for [[Megan]], is based off of the various heroines from the series, though the name is based off of Sailor Neptune.&lt;br /&gt;
* The [[Dark Mirror Hole]] may be a reference to a number of related Sailor Moon places/items, including the Black Dream Hole of the Sailor Moon Super S movie (the actual place), and a mirror-like item from Sailor Moon Stars.&lt;br /&gt;
''For more info, see the [[Sailor Moon#Plagiarism|main article]].''&lt;br /&gt;
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===Yu-Gi-Oh!===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Sarah Hammer]]'s husband-to-be is depicted as Jack's Knight, a Yu-Gi-Oh! monster, because Chris had no idea what the groom looked like and didn't bother to check. Way to go!&lt;br /&gt;
* Chris tends to use various Yu-Gi-Oh terms during his battles (&amp;quot;Trap cards&amp;quot;? Seriously?) and is even depicted using a Duel Disk when dealing with [[Wes Iseli]].&lt;br /&gt;
''For more info, see the [[Yu-Gi-Oh!#Plagiarism|main article]].''&lt;br /&gt;
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===Yuu Yuu Hakusho===&lt;br /&gt;
* In [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha Retraction]], Chris mentions the use of a &amp;quot;Curse Shot&amp;quot;, fired in the same way main character Yuusuke Urameshi would fire his main attack, the Rei Gun.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Macross Frontier===&lt;br /&gt;
* Chris's infamous drawing of [[Jiggliami]] was copied off of a picture by [[Blanca]], who copied the pose from one of a popular picture of Ranka Lee, one of the major characters of the series.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Western Animation==&lt;br /&gt;
===The Adventures of The American Rabbit===&lt;br /&gt;
* Chris ripped many concepts for his [[Love Quest]] and lines from that movie are used in the comics (&amp;quot;Thanks, I will father&amp;quot; from the cover [[Sonichu 0]] is a line uttered by Robert Rabbit).&lt;br /&gt;
''For more info, see the [[The Adventures of The American Rabbit#Plagiarism|main article]].''&lt;br /&gt;
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===Aqua Teen Hunger Force===&lt;br /&gt;
* The ATHF characters appear in one panel in [[Sonichu 0]], along with Meatwad's old catchprase, &amp;quot;The bun is in your mind&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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* Chris (badly) painted one of his Guitar Hero guitars to look like Meadwad's toy guitar.&lt;br /&gt;
''For more info, see the [[Aqua Teen Hunger Force#Plagiarism|main article]].''&lt;br /&gt;
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===Beavis and Butt-head===&lt;br /&gt;
*Beavis and Butt-head appear in the Time Travel episode in a gag directly stolen from the original cartoon series (although Chris [[Chris and copyright|said &amp;quot;Sorry&amp;quot;]] to Mike Judge).&lt;br /&gt;
''For more info, see the [[Beavis and Butt-head#Plagiarism|main article]].''&lt;br /&gt;
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===Darkwing Duck===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Darkbind Sonichu]] is a partial ripoff of this series' main character – Darkwing Duck.&lt;br /&gt;
* The font Chris uses to write &amp;quot;Darkbind&amp;quot; is traced from the show's logo.&lt;br /&gt;
* Upon arriving, Darkbind recites a completely bastardized version of Darkwing Duck's trademark entrance speeches. The main change is that the original speeches were filled with tongue-in-cheek irony, while Chris's version is completely serious and unnecessarily pompous.&lt;br /&gt;
* Chris calls Darkbind &amp;quot;D.B.&amp;quot;, reminiscent of how Darkwing Duck's sidekick Launchpad McQuack calls him &amp;quot;D.W.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Princess Zelina Rosechu]] may be a partial ripoff of Darkwing Duck's girlfriend Morgana McCawber (though this theory is debatable).&lt;br /&gt;
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===Ed, Edd and Eddy===&lt;br /&gt;
*In one of his [[ED]] edits, Chris added a huge wall of [[Random-access humor]], including a joke from the episode [http://www.tv.com/ed-edd-n-eddy/one-plus-one-equals-ed/episode/117706/summary.html &amp;quot;One Plus One Equals Ed&amp;quot;]: &amp;quot;Carrots are good for your eyes, can it dial a phone?&amp;quot;, originally said by Ed.&lt;br /&gt;
*In the video [[CWCFlyingElephants|&amp;quot;CWC's Flying Elephants&amp;quot;]], Chris bashes his head on his bed like a [[retard]], and quotes another line from Ed: &amp;quot;I'm a woodpecker! Except with dirt!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Family Guy===&lt;br /&gt;
* In [[Sonichu 7|Issue 7]], Chris meets [[Sammy]], who resembles Peter Griffin, who goes through a series of incidents involving a sequence from Filmation's [[Ghostbusters]].&lt;br /&gt;
* The title of his bizarre rap video, &amp;quot;[[IPods_Down_and_Listen_Up|iPods Down and Listen Up]],&amp;quot; was lifted from the &amp;quot;Prick Up Your Ears&amp;quot; episode, in which the reverend teaching the high school about abstinence starts his performance by telling the kids, &amp;quot;Put your Walkmans down and listen up.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* At the end of [[sonichu 10]], Harvey Blaziken tells the reader that &amp;quot;inspiration does not have a schedule.&amp;quot; On Family Guy, this exact phrase was spoken by New Brian during the episode &amp;quot;The Man with Two Brians&amp;quot; before he proceeds to sing about farting.&lt;br /&gt;
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''For more info, see the [[Family Guy#Plagiarism|main article]].''&lt;br /&gt;
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===Ghostbusters (Filmation's)===&lt;br /&gt;
* Chris's Family-Guy-style gag rips from The Non-Real Ghostbusters created by Filmation.&lt;br /&gt;
''For more info, see the [[Ghostbusters#Plagiarism|main article]].''&lt;br /&gt;
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===He-Man===&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sonichu 10#Preview|S10 Ep21 p.5 (preview)]]: [[Beel]] exclaims: &amp;quot;I have the power!&amp;quot; after stealing Chris's [[Medallion of Fail]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Home Movies===&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Officer Keino]]'s appearance is ripped straight from Coach McGuirk.&lt;br /&gt;
*The end of the [[Giant Penis Comic]] special contains gags from the show.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Inspector Gadget===&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Darkbind Sonichu]]'s nemesis, [[Clawdorf]], is (possibly) based on Inspector Gadget's nemesis Dr.Claw, who was also most of the time seen as a dark silhouette. If it's true, it is especially strange, as [[Darkbind]] is based on Darkwing Duck and the Legend of Zelda, not Inspector Gadget.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Peanuts===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:119-PeanutsCWC.jpg|thumb|left|Need I say more?]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===Ren and Stimpy===&lt;br /&gt;
*Sub-episode 6 rips off the Ren &amp;amp; Stimpy Episode &amp;quot;Lair of the Lummox,&amp;quot; which Chris even acknowledges (with Ren &amp;amp; Stimpy thinly veiled as &amp;quot;Ben &amp;amp; Stumpy&amp;quot;)&lt;br /&gt;
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*At the end of episode 17, there is an advert for &amp;quot;Knothole&amp;quot;; and boasted as being from the creators of &amp;quot;Log&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Samurai Pizza Cats===&lt;br /&gt;
*In the aforementioned [[random-access humor]] [[ED]] edit, Chris quoted a joke from the US-dubbed version of SPC: &amp;quot;Quiet everybody, Emperor Fred has an announcement...FRED&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
*He created the [[Samurai Pizza Bots]], which is a ripoff of both Samurai Pizza Cats and Transformers. They make several appearances in the comic to help Sonichu battle the [[Jerkops]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Sealab 2021===&lt;br /&gt;
*In the same [[ED]] edit, Chris included a joke from the Sealab 2021 episode &amp;quot;Legend of Baggy Pants&amp;quot;: &amp;quot;What? Pod six doesn't need a Pro Shop, they need a dentist.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Smurfs===&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wild Sonichu]] seems to be &amp;quot;inspired&amp;quot; by the character of [http://smurfs.wikia.com/wiki/Wild_Smurf Wild Smurf]. Both live in treehouses.  Both swing from vines (although Wild Sonichu's vines swinging comes from ripping off of Spider-Man). Both were raised by wild animals. Honestly, the only difference between the two is that Wild Sonichu can actually talk (Wild Smurf communicated in chipmunk sounds more than anything else).&lt;br /&gt;
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===South Park===&lt;br /&gt;
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* Beel has an strong resemblance to South Park's Satan.&lt;br /&gt;
''For more info, see the [[South Park#Plagiarism|main article]].''&lt;br /&gt;
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===Transformers===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Optimus Prime]] mercilessly killing Decepticon spy [[Sarah Jackson]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Various Transformer-types are set to appear in [[Sonichu 9]] Episode 20.&lt;br /&gt;
''For more info, see the [[Transformers#Plagiarism|main article]].''&lt;br /&gt;
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==Movies and TV Shows==&lt;br /&gt;
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===Gilligan's Island===&lt;br /&gt;
* Thurston Howell III and his wife make an appearance in [[Sonichu 8]], hinting at the name of the head of [[4-Cent Garbage]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Monty Python===&lt;br /&gt;
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*When Darkbind Sonichu is fighting the B-Manajerk, a blow for blow copy of the 'Black Knight' sketch from The Holy Grail.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[CWCFlyingElephants]]. Need I say more?&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sonichu 10#Preview|S10 Ep21 p.8]]: An impromptu &amp;quot;comedic&amp;quot; sequence making &amp;quot;fun&amp;quot; of [[Jimmy Hill]] starts with &amp;quot;And now for something completely different...&amp;quot;, contains a collage of photos and drawings reminiscent of Terry Gilliam's artistic experiments, and features a porcupine shouting: &amp;quot;Dinsdale!&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
''For more info, see the [[Monty Python#Plagiarism|main article]].''&lt;br /&gt;
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===Pink Panther===&lt;br /&gt;
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===Spaceballs===&lt;br /&gt;
* In the [[Episode 8]] fight between [[Wes-Li Sonichu]] and [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]], Chris-Chan Sonichu gets his tail singed by a fire blast then exclaims, &amp;quot;You burned my tail! Now it's personal!&amp;quot; before going on the offensive. This is very similar to the scene in the movie [[wikipedia:Spaceballs|&amp;quot;Spaceballs&amp;quot;]] where gun-hating Princess Vespa gets her hair singed by a laser in a firefight and exclaims, &amp;quot;You shot my hair! You son of a bitch!&amp;quot; then proceeds to singlehandedly mow down the attacking Spaceballs with a laser rifle.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYgQXWxJfZE#t=7m44s (''Relevant portion from 7:44 to 8:01'')&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; While the words aren't identical, he reads the lines with the same cadence and inflection as Vespa's in his [[Sonichu_2_Official_Videobook#Episode_8|Official Videobook]] clip.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42EOCbTSJOI#t=8m06s (''Relevant portion from 8:06 to 8:12'')&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Troll 1 &amp;amp; 2===&lt;br /&gt;
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===Carrie===&lt;br /&gt;
* Chris's [[The High School Story]] is an amalgamation of Stephen King's Carrie, and Chris' own high school experience. Its main character, Terrah, is bullied and under appreciated, so she kills everyone with her psychic powers. It is safe to assume that Chris saw the movie adaptation of Carrie, and not the book, as it is unimaginable that Chris would ever spend his time on a book without illustrations.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Power Rangers===&lt;br /&gt;
*In [[Sonichu 9]], the CWC-Power Rangers are introduced, but never seen with the sole exception of Kart Megazord.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III===&lt;br /&gt;
*In page 28 of [[Sonichu 1]], Sonic is quoted saying &amp;quot;Eh... you were expecting maybe, Bugs Bunny?&amp;quot; a direct 'reference' to a line said by one of the non-yawning Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in the third movie. The original line was 'Eh... you were expecting maybe, The Addams Family?&amp;quot; It is ironic in this case that of all the lines Chris-Chan could have possibly chosen from the movie, he went ahead to choose one of the most awful, face-palming, gut-wrenchingly bad line (only second to the even worse line &amp;quot;Help! I'm a turtle and I can't get up!&amp;quot;), and proceeded to MAKE IT WORSE. Congratulations.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Saw series===&lt;br /&gt;
*Louis Perez, appearing in Sonichu 10 to apprehend [[Inos]] could be named after the character from the Saw franchise (possibly a relative, as Lindsey Perez from the movies is female). Chris has previously stated, that the Saw series is one of his favorite movie franchises in one of the Mailbags. Both characters are black policemen, making the &amp;quot;inspiration&amp;quot; much more likely.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Independence Day===&lt;br /&gt;
* In the [[Christian Love Day video]], he recited a modified version of the speech that the President makes before making a last stand against the aliens, which shows just how ridiculously corny he can get.&lt;br /&gt;
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===The Root of All Evil===&lt;br /&gt;
* This Comedy Central show featuring Lewis Black as a judge was ripped off in [[Sonichu 10]], where the judge at the trial, named &amp;quot;Slack Lewis,&amp;quot; greatly resembles Black.&lt;br /&gt;
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===The Simpsons===&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Sandy Rosechu]] is an obvious rip-off of Lisa Simpson, in appearance and personality.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Lethal Weapon 2===&lt;br /&gt;
*The exploding toilet death of [[Simonla Rosechu|Simonla]] was ripped off from the 1989 sequel to the 1987 film, ''Lethal Weapon'' and its infamous exploding toilet scene.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Video Games==&lt;br /&gt;
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===Banjo Kazooie===&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Flame]] the Sunbird is just a very poor drawing of Kazooie who seems to want pants for some reason that no rational person can fathom. Any who enjoyed this game can only thank [[Godjesus]] that Chris doesn't seem to realize that Kazooie is a [[gal-pal|girl]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*In [[Sonichu 9]], [[Sonichu]]'s battle with [[Mary Lee Walsh]] is ripped directly from the final boss fight with Gruntilda. The only differences are that the fireballs are replaced with dark energy and Mary does not fall to her death.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Legend Of Zelda===&lt;br /&gt;
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*The characters [[Darkbind Sonichu]] and [[Zelina Rosechu]] are rip-offs of Link and Zelda, the two main characters from the series, alongside being rip-offs of elements from the cartoon series Darkwing Duck, strangely enough.&lt;br /&gt;
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*The entire subplot about Darkbind and Zelina (involving Zelina being put under a sleeping spell by an [[Clawdorf|evil wizard]]) is taken nearly verbatim from the story of Zelda II: The Adventure of Link (where the Link from the first game must awaken the original Zelda from a sleeping spell put on her by - you guessed it, an evil wizard).&lt;br /&gt;
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*It's not clear if he's a fan of the series, since while he's compared one of his favorite games ([[Brutal Legend]]) to The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, it's likely he simply saw the game was the highest ranking game on GameRankings and other game scoring websites.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Mobile Suit Gundam===&lt;br /&gt;
*During the [[Megan]] Saga, Chris drew box art for [[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue]], one of Chris's many fake box arts for his imaginary games. What's unique about this one is that it involves Megan Schroeder and her brother, John. Despite being about Megan, it is not a rape simulator, but instead believed to be a ripoff of Mobile Suit Gundam: Journey to Jaburo.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Street Fighter===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]]'s attack &amp;quot;Hyper Beam&amp;quot; looks a lot like Ryu and Ken's special attack &amp;quot;Hadouken&amp;quot;. It appears in:&lt;br /&gt;
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:* [[Sonichu 10#Preview|S10 Ep21 p.7]]&lt;br /&gt;
*In [[Sonichu 9]], Sonichu performs a Flash Kick on Slaweel.&lt;br /&gt;
*In [[Sonichu Special 4]], [[Kacey]]'s father resembles Guile.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Super Mario Bros===&lt;br /&gt;
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Super Mario is a video game series conceived by [[Shigeru Miyamoto]], and has been the mascot of Nintendo for over 20 years.  While Sonic has fallen into a self-induced pit of horrifying shit, probably never to escape, Mario has stayed consistently good for all this time. Despite this, Chris very much favors Sonic, as he only has a passing interest in Mario. Perhaps it's the lack of furry material to [[mass debate]] to, the complex level design and puzzles or just the fact that at one time, Mario was the rival of Sonic, probably leaving Chris with some grudge against the series. However, he has enough interest to rip it off from time to time.&lt;br /&gt;
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*The wing cap ability from Super Mario 64 is ripped off in Sub-Episode 4, where Chris flies around with wings on his head. They are later discarded, and Chris is strangely shown flying without them.  &lt;br /&gt;
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*His concept for Sonic The Hedgehog 64, as expressed in his [[Hand-drawn Nintendo Power magazine]], is nothing more than Mario 64 with Sonic and Tails. Literally.&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[Brutal Legend]]===&lt;br /&gt;
*In [[Sonichu 9]], during the introduction of the [[Samurai Pizza Bots]], [[Armoraxe]] uses a move that looks and acts exactly like the Solo &amp;quot;[[nudes|Face Melter]]&amp;quot; from the game. The only difference is that the move is called &amp;quot;Metal Melter&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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* The devil [[trolls]] that appear to carry [[CChanSonichuCWC|IBAChandler]] away after he is defeated by [[Sonichu]] seem to be a rip-off of the fans that appear to carry you off when you are defeated during a stage battle in Brutal Legend. This is confirmed by the [[chris|retarded]] phrase written next to the same panel in the comic, &amp;quot;Hmm, What 'Legend' brought these [[fanbase|fans]]?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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*In [[Sonichu 10]], Chris using the power of [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (band)|music]] and [[son-chu|stage]] to destroy the [[4-Cent Garbage]] building may have been inspired by Brutal Legend's Stage Battles.&lt;br /&gt;
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===God of War===&lt;br /&gt;
*Page 75, [[Sonichu 10|Issue 10]]. [[Collosal Chan]] pulls out lightning bolt versions of Kratos's Blades to fight [[Mary Lee Walsh|Slaweel]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Western Comics==&lt;br /&gt;
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===Spider-Man===&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wild Sonichu]] is a partial ripoff of Spider-Man, a superhero who can shoot long web strings from his hands. He uses these web ropes to swing across the city and entangle his enemies. Also, the scene in the end of Episode 19 ([[Sonichu 9]]) is highly reminiscent of the Spider-Man movie.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Superman===&lt;br /&gt;
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===The Incredible Hulk===&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Rosechu]]'s bat shit insane rapist form, now known as the Incredible Lioness, is based off of the Incredible Hulk. While Rosechu didn't turn green (and seeing as she's an abomination already, it wouldn't be a stretch to say that she's already bathed in gamma radiation), she gets pissed off when Jason Kendrick Howell launches a pickle at her and she tears him a new one.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Songs==&lt;br /&gt;
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*Everything from the [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (band)|Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] albums are sung over another song; this may be Chris's biggest showing of plagiarism yet, aside from [[Sonichu (comic)|his own comic]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jiggliami]]'s song, &amp;quot;War of Love,&amp;quot; is a ripoff of &amp;quot;Love is War,&amp;quot; a Supercell song using [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vocaloid Miku Hatsune] for vocals. While Blanca wrote the ripoff, Chris was more than willing to use it in [[Sonichu 8]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Tommy Tutone===&lt;br /&gt;
*The product number for [[John's Custom Gundam]] is [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/867-5309/Jenny 8675309].&lt;br /&gt;
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==List of fiction Chris has referenced and otherwise bastardized==&lt;br /&gt;
While Chris's [[Sonichu|masterpiece]] is chock full of shameless ripoffs and copyright infringements, there are some references to works of fiction which can't be actually considered &amp;quot;ripping off&amp;quot;, but manage to ruin the franchise in question nevertheless, for the sole fact of being referenced in [[Sonichu]]. These are mostly instances of Chris either including a minor reference to a work of fiction, or just mentioning it, in his comics. While it's not considered a crime ''de jure'', it still may be called a crime against humanity, whose culture Chris has thus bastardized.&lt;br /&gt;
''Note that when such minor references concern works or franchises already listed in the main ripoff list above, they're added there, not here. It was done so that it would be easier to see how much has Chris managed to bastardize each franchise.''&lt;br /&gt;
*'''[[Wikipedia:Batman|Batman]]:''' [[Sonichu 8#Episode 17|S8 Ep17 p.35]]: Batman's portrait is hanging on the wall of the [[CWCville Mayoral Office]] for some completely mysterious reason.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''[[Bugs Bunny]]:'''&lt;br /&gt;
:*[[Sonichu 1#Episode 6|S1 Ep6 p.28]]: [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] says to the startled [[Doctor Robotnik|Dr.Robotnik]]: &amp;quot;Eh... You were expecting, maybe Bugs Bunny?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
:*[[Sonichu 10#Preview|S10 Ep21 p.8]]: Bugs himself appears in the Monty Python-esque collage, lecturing the toothless photograph of [[Jimmy Hill]] (who was implied to have sold counterfeit Warner Bros. merchandise in the past) on the evils of [[Chris and copyright|copyright infringement]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''[[Wikipedia:Dig Dug|Dig Dug]]:'''&lt;br /&gt;
:*[[Sonichu 9#Episode 19|S9 Ep19 p.12]]: [[Simonla]]'s screen name is &amp;quot;DigDugette416&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
:*Later, on [[Sonichu 9#Episode 19|S9 Ep19 p.17]], [[Layla]] jokes that Simonla only needs a pump to &amp;quot;fully dig the dug&amp;quot;, whatever that means.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''[[Wikipedia:Fight Club (film)|Fight Club]] and [[Wikipedia:Chuck Palahniuk|Chuck Palahniuk]]:'''&lt;br /&gt;
:*[[Sonichu 1#Sub-Episode 2|S1 SE2 p.S-4]]: [[Hanna]] tells Chris that she likes reading books by &amp;quot;Chuck Pala[[duck]]&amp;quot; (sic), who is also (according to Chris's footnote) &amp;quot;[[Fail|the director]] of the movie &amp;quot;Fight Club&amp;quot; (well, maybe he believes that [[Wikipedia:David Fincher|David Fincher]] is just Chuck's alternate personality?)... Yes, &amp;quot;Chuck Pala'''[[duck]]'''&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
:*If Chris has actually &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;read the book&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; seen the movie, it may be the influence behind [[30 August 2009|&amp;quot;Christopher&amp;quot;]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''[[Wikipedia:Grand Theft Auto|Grand Theft Auto]]:''' [[Sonichu 10#Preview|S10 Ep21 p.1 (preview)]]: [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] orders: &amp;quot;[[Beel]]! Prepare for Grand Theft [[Medallion of Fail|Medal]]!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''[[Guitar Hero]]:'''&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''[[LittleBigPlanet]]:''' [[Sonichu 10#Preview|S10 Ep21 p.1 (preview)]]: For no reason at all, Sackboy appears at the bottom of the page and recites an anti-pirate advertisement for &amp;quot;LittleBigPlanet&amp;quot; and Chris's [[LittleBigPlanet videos#Sonichu Episode 1 LittleBIGPlanet Level|Level of Fail]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''[[R.L.Stine]]:'''&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''[[Sprung]]:''' [[Sonichu 1#Sub-Episode 2|S1 SE2 p.S-5]]: Chris is shown playing &amp;quot;Sprung&amp;quot; on his [[Nintendo DS]] for dating tips before going on a date with [[Hanna]]. He reads the infamous &amp;quot;So, do angels have names?&amp;quot; compliment and notes that it &amp;quot;sounds right&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''[[Wikipedia:B-Daman|B-Daman]]:''' [[Sonichu 1#Episode6|S1 Ep6 p.32]]: Sonic curls up into a ball and enters a pocket of whatever in Sonichu's stomach, upon which Sonichu fires him out at Metal Sonichu which also is the form of a ball. At first, this looks like a reference to balls, but upon closer inspection, it seems to be a ripoff of the Japanese Anime and Toy series B-Daman, which involves small cute robot-like characters firing balls out of their stomachs at other balls.&lt;br /&gt;
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==References==&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also:==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chris and copyright]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[List of phrases Chris copied from media]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Things Chris has ripped off]]&lt;br /&gt;
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		<title>Talk:The Hook Cafe</title>
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&lt;div&gt;Hi guys, I think this might be a fake account: http://twitter.com/search?q=-RT%20sonichu+-sonichu1%20-wildsonichu1%20-MaryLeeWalsh1%20-Sandy_Rosechu%20-WildSonichu1#search?q=-RT%20sonichu%20-sonichu1%20-wildsonichu1%20-MaryLeeWalsh1%20-Sandy_Rosechu%20-WildSonichu1 [[User:Godz1lla|Godz1lla]] 18:27, 6 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Twitter link is broke. Can you fix it? [[User:SniperFire16|SniperFire16]]&lt;br /&gt;
:*This should work: http://twitter.com/#search?q=crescentskunk I'm not sure about this any more though, the account seems to be different now that I've seen crescentskunk's preview, I might have just jumped the gun a bit.[[User:Godz1lla|Godz1lla]] 08:52, 7 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
I'll set to putting together a summary of this, I guess. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 22:38, 5 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::*I'll check the link later, but thank much for posting a fresh one.--[[User:SniperFire16|SniperFire16]] 00:30, 8 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*The current format sucks (no offense). We need to mirror the content - the last Hook Cafe ad Chris had is forever lost in time, so now we need to mirror this for when this inevitably gets hacked. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:52, 5 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:* So you want it all replicated word-for-word? Easily done. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 22:55, 5 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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*Chris's favorite radio station: http://www.z95.net/ --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 23:02, 5 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:* And it's...yep, home to the John Tesh show. Weird. So far as I can tell this is like a station for 35-year-old women. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 23:08, 5 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::*I think the numerous John Tesh references (at least the times he's popped up in the background of calls) might warrant an article for the guy.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 23:17, 5 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::*I was about to say the exact same thing. Especially since he probably provided the germ for Chris's fixation on the three-date rule. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 23:18, 5 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Oh god....&lt;br /&gt;
Anyway he's aiming a little high isn't he?&lt;br /&gt;
[[User:Dkd|Dkd]] 23:38, 5 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Only if you mean him not accepting anyone: over age 28, overweight, mature, or of any ethnicity other than white. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 23:41, 5 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*I just noticed the &amp;quot;blacks need not apply part&lt;br /&gt;
:* Well of course. Don't you know that being racist towards black people is personal trait that women find attractive? :P This is classic Chris- doing at least one major thing that causes him to fail without him realizing it. --[[User:Spoonman|Spoonman]] 01:48, 7 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;''People say my face is my best feature.''&amp;quot; I don't know what to think. Either Chris isn't aware that acne isn't attractive, or he thinks people won't notice. So yeah, Chris is aiming a little high.&lt;br /&gt;
** Well, his face kind of ''is'' his best feature, his [[Obesity|other]] [[Duck|features]] are, in fact, that bad. --[[User:DStecks|DStecks]] 21:29, 7 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
[[User:Dkd|Dkd]] 23:45, 5 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:*Well... at least he's saying 21 instead of 18.  That's almost like progress.  Almost.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 23:48, 5 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
** I have to wonder if he found out about the &amp;quot;half your age plus seven&amp;quot; rule that people sometimes use to figure an appropriate age to date. Knowing Chris's tendency to take such things as written in stone rules... so yeah. [[User:Magic8Ball|Magic8Ball]] 00:57, 6 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::*As long as It keeps him from hitting on High School girls, I'm okay with it.  The facebook messages he sent to that one 17 year old still make me shudder.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:54, 6 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Welp, the little voice in my head told me to sign up in order to troll Chris, so I went for it...unfortunately, I need to have credits in order to establish communication. Should I abort and let a for real person do it instead? [[User:SniperFire16|SniperFire16]]&lt;br /&gt;
**How much is it gonna set you back?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:10, 6 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
**Considering that a ninety day pass is $40.00USD, and I believe I have seventy bucks in my checking account, I think I should abort. Any thoughts? --[[User:SniperFire16|SniperFire16]] 00:30, 8 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*** I created a fake account, paid for it, uploaded some bullshit and flirted with Chris. I also sent him an e-mail saying I'd upload a picture and my 'digits' as soon as I got home from school. No replies yet, but without a picture I probably won't get far. Unfortunately, I am stuck in Sydney airport with only an iPhone for Internet so I can't upload one right away. I will attempt to find a net cafe or something- this opportunity is too good to pass up. [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 03:40, 6 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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*Damn  it guys,  stop trying to be the next bluespike, what is needed is a field agent to go on a date with Chris, and try to get even more info, who knows, it might be the return of the man in the pickle suit.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 04:39, 6 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:*I haven't seen anything that brings up bluespike-like trolling.  If anything this'll could turn into another Kacey or, if we use a field agent, another Emily.  Do we have any willing field agents we could call upon? --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 04:55, 6 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:*I'm not trying to be anyone. I wanted to rattle some cages. I guess I should abort my mission, huh?--[[User:SniperFire16|SniperFire16]] 00:30, 8 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
** I live in Australia and I have a pickle, or I totally would. This is the best I can do. [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 04:50, 6 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::*I don't suppose this fake account is &amp;quot;luv2jax&amp;quot;, the girl who wants a 26-30 year old, hates smoking, and can't seem to get enough shopping or sex?  The same girl who thinks &amp;quot;a monkey on roller skates&amp;quot; would be ''hilarious''?  She seems to be designed for Chris.  Regardless, please nobody interfere if it looks like he gets a genuine response.  I think that would have a lot more comedic potential.  His profile is close enough to non-retarded that it just might get the attention of a racist woman with very low standards.  There's got to be one at least one of those in Virginia.  --[[User:Homeless prophet|Homeless prophet]] 22:15, 7 April 2010 (UTC)  &lt;br /&gt;
== So should we do this for his other dating profiles too? ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I mean, I'm looking at his OkCupid Profile right now.  I'm pretty sure it's several years old, but even back then he still checked himself off as looking for casual sex.&lt;br /&gt;
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Not that he'll ever get any.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:15, 6 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Now that I think about it, probably the best way to do it would be to have one page titled &amp;quot;Dating sites&amp;quot; where we mirror his various awful dating profiles of fail.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:17, 6 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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*No, I think each individual one should. Redundant but these are primary sources and it's easier to cite an individual profile. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:57, 6 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I once listed a number under [[Dating]]. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 05:05, 6 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Religion: None ==&lt;br /&gt;
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That's unusual.  I've said that Chris isn't a &amp;quot;Christian&amp;quot; in any real way before, but I know he self-identifies as one pretty strongly.  It's really weird for him to list himself as &amp;quot;None, Christian&amp;quot;.  I guess it's possible he finally realized that openly Christian women typically aren't seeking casual sex, so this way he shows up on searches for people without religion, but its' still not very Chris-like at all.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:00, 6 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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•I noticed that as well. I didn't have any clue why he would do such a thing given his strong Christian identity, but the idea that he wants to show up on the searches of Godless Heathen Babes looking for sexy sweets rings true to me. The Fuck Quest overrides all other concerns, after all. [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 04:07, 6 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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* There are 3 possible explanations. 1) He's a dumbass  2) He  i s tired of being called upon, every time he does something that goes against the bible, so he now has an excuse of &amp;quot; nah i don't follow the bible directly&amp;quot; and still say &amp;quot; the homos are going to hell because the bible says so&amp;quot;. 3)He doesn't want to be  with a woman that's too much into religion anymore, to not get the &amp;quot;abstinence&amp;quot;  excuse to not have hankey pankey. Either way, it's because Chris  had enough of religion for a while, since it's not helping him right now.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 04:26, 6 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:*There's no way of knowing until Chris explains it himself, and the best way to do that is to put a huge ad on the CWCipedia accusing Chris of abandoning God and selling his soul to the devil.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 04:45, 6 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:*When you fill out the profile, there's a drop-down menu of various religion choices, plus an open field to fill in whatever you want if your choice isn't in the menu. Chris picked &amp;quot;None&amp;quot; from the drop-down menu because Methodist isn't one of the options offered, then typed Christian/Methodist in the open field. If he'd left the drop-down alone, it probably wouldn't have displayed anything. So he hasn't abandoned his faith or anything, he just fucked up filling out a web form. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 04:47, 6 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::*Diaken's explination makes the most sense.  Which is kind of a shame because it's also the most boring.  I don't think my initial &amp;quot;wants to show up on searches for atheist&amp;quot; guess is too far off though.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:55, 6 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:*Chris hardly even knows what Atheism is, and from what we gather he has as much of an irrational hatred of Atheists as he does with Homosexuals and the like. --[[User:Thorgnzorrg|Thorgnzorrg]] 19:57, 6 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Oh it's elementary, Watson. He's of no religion now (fuck abstinency!), but he's still Christian... Weston Chandler! --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 15:10, 7 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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*YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! --[[User:DStecks|DStecks]] 21:31, 7 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Earlier ad ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Oldfags may recall Chris had an add through here before, which may have been documented somewhere on the ED page if you dig. I doubt anyone archived it though, and I do recall it was legit though it was eventually hacked to make it seem like Chris was gay and how his favorite food was pickles, etc. This should be referenced somewhere though. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:58, 6 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Yeah, here's where the ad used to be: http://charlottesville.selectalternatives.com/gyrobase/Personals/Profile?person=oid%3A239898 [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 16:00, 6 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:The_Hook_Cafe&amp;diff=80758</id>
		<title>Talk:The Hook Cafe</title>
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		<updated>2010-04-07T02:02:47Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;SniperFire16: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Hi guys, I think this might be a fake account: http://twitter.com/search?q=-RT%20sonichu+-sonichu1%20-wildsonichu1%20-MaryLeeWalsh1%20-Sandy_Rosechu%20-WildSonichu1#search?q=-RT%20sonichu%20-sonichu1%20-wildsonichu1%20-MaryLeeWalsh1%20-Sandy_Rosechu%20-WildSonichu1 [[User:Godz1lla|Godz1lla]] 18:27, 6 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Twitter link is broke. Can you fix it? [[User:SniperFire16|SniperFire16]]&lt;br /&gt;
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I'll set to putting together a summary of this, I guess. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 22:38, 5 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*The current format sucks (no offense). We need to mirror the content - the last Hook Cafe ad Chris had is forever lost in time, so now we need to mirror this for when this inevitably gets hacked. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:52, 5 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:* So you want it all replicated word-for-word? Easily done. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 22:55, 5 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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*Chris's favorite radio station: http://www.z95.net/ --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 23:02, 5 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:* And it's...yep, home to the John Tesh show. Weird. So far as I can tell this is like a station for 35-year-old women. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 23:08, 5 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::*I think the numerous John Tesh references (at least the times he's popped up in the background of calls) might warrant an article for the guy.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 23:17, 5 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::*I was about to say the exact same thing. Especially since he probably provided the germ for Chris's fixation on the three-date rule. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 23:18, 5 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Oh god....&lt;br /&gt;
Anyway he's aiming a little high isn't he?&lt;br /&gt;
[[User:Dkd|Dkd]] 23:38, 5 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Only if you mean him not accepting anyone: over age 28, overweight, mature, or of any ethnicity other than white. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 23:41, 5 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*I just noticed the &amp;quot;blacks need not apply part&lt;br /&gt;
:* Well of course. Don't you know that being racist towards black people is personal trait that women find attractive? :P This is classic Chris- doing at least one major thing that causes him to fail without him realizing it. --[[User:Spoonman|Spoonman]] 01:48, 7 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;''People say my face is my best feature.''&amp;quot; I don't know what to think. Either Chris isn't aware that acne isn't attractive, or he thinks people won't notice. So yeah, Chris is aiming a little high.&lt;br /&gt;
[[User:Dkd|Dkd]] 23:45, 5 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:*Well... at least he's saying 21 instead of 18.  That's almost like progress.  Almost.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 23:48, 5 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
** I have to wonder if he found out about the &amp;quot;half your age plus seven&amp;quot; rule that people sometimes use to figure an appropriate age to date. Knowing Chris's tendency to take such things as written in stone rules... so yeah. [[User:Magic8Ball|Magic8Ball]] 00:57, 6 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::*As long as It keeps him from hitting on High School girls, I'm okay with it.  The facebook messages he sent to that one 17 year old still make me shudder.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:54, 6 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Welp, the little voice in my head told me to sign up in order to troll Chris, so I went for it...unfortunately, I need to have credits in order to establish communication. Should I abort and let a for real person do it instead? [[User:SniperFire16|SniperFire16]]&lt;br /&gt;
**How much is it gonna set you back?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:10, 6 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
**Considering that a ninety day pass is $40.00USD, and I believe I have seventy bucks in my checking account, I think I should abort. Any thoughts? [[User:SniperFire16|SniperFire16]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*** I created a fake account, paid for it, uploaded some bullshit and flirted with Chris. I also sent him an e-mail saying I'd upload a picture and my 'digits' as soon as I got home from school. No replies yet, but without a picture I probably won't get far. Unfortunately, I am stuck in Sydney airport with only an iPhone for Internet so I can't upload one right away. I will attempt to find a net cafe or something- this opportunity is too good to pass up. [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 03:40, 6 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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*Damn  it guys,  stop trying to be the next bluespike, what is needed is a field agent to go on a date with Chris, and try to get even more info, who knows, it might be the return of the man in the pickle suit.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 04:39, 6 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:*I haven't seen anything that brings up bluespike-like trolling.  If anything this'll could turn into another Kacey or, if we use a field agent, another Emily.  Do we have any willing field agents we could call upon? --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 04:55, 6 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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** I live in Australia and I have a pickle, or I totally would. This is the best I can do. [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 04:50, 6 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
== So should we do this for his other dating profiles too? ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I mean, I'm looking at his OkCupid Profile right now.  I'm pretty sure it's several years old, but even back then he still checked himself off as looking for casual sex.&lt;br /&gt;
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Not that he'll ever get any.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:15, 6 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Now that I think about it, probably the best way to do it would be to have one page titled &amp;quot;Dating sites&amp;quot; where we mirror his various awful dating profiles of fail.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:17, 6 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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*No, I think each individual one should. Redundant but these are primary sources and it's easier to cite an individual profile. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:57, 6 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I once listed a number under [[Dating]]. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 05:05, 6 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Religion: None ==&lt;br /&gt;
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That's unusual.  I've said that Chris isn't a &amp;quot;Christian&amp;quot; in any real way before, but I know he self-identifies as one pretty strongly.  It's really weird for him to list himself as &amp;quot;None, Christian&amp;quot;.  I guess it's possible he finally realized that openly Christian women typically aren't seeking casual sex, so this way he shows up on searches for people without religion, but its' still not very Chris-like at all.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:00, 6 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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•I noticed that as well. I didn't have any clue why he would do such a thing given his strong Christian identity, but the idea that he wants to show up on the searches of Godless Heathen Babes looking for sexy sweets rings true to me. The Fuck Quest overrides all other concerns, after all. [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 04:07, 6 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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* There are 3 possible explanations. 1) He's a dumbass  2) He  i s tired of being called upon, every time he does something that goes against the bible, so he now has an excuse of &amp;quot; nah i don't follow the bible directly&amp;quot; and still say &amp;quot; the homos are going to hell because the bible says so&amp;quot;. 3)He doesn't want to be  with a woman that's too much into religion anymore, to not get the &amp;quot;abstinence&amp;quot;  excuse to not have hankey pankey. Either way, it's because Chris  had enough of religion for a while, since it's not helping him right now.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 04:26, 6 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:*There's no way of knowing until Chris explains it himself, and the best way to do that is to put a huge ad on the CWCipedia accusing Chris of abandoning God and selling his soul to the devil.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 04:45, 6 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:*When you fill out the profile, there's a drop-down menu of various religion choices, plus an open field to fill in whatever you want if your choice isn't in the menu. Chris picked &amp;quot;None&amp;quot; from the drop-down menu because Methodist isn't one of the options offered, then typed Christian/Methodist in the open field. If he'd left the drop-down alone, it probably wouldn't have displayed anything. So he hasn't abandoned his faith or anything, he just fucked up filling out a web form. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 04:47, 6 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::*Diaken's explination makes the most sense.  Which is kind of a shame because it's also the most boring.  I don't think my initial &amp;quot;wants to show up on searches for atheist&amp;quot; guess is too far off though.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:55, 6 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:*Chris hardly even knows what Atheism is, and from what we gather he has as much of an irrational hatred of Atheists as he does with Homosexuals and the like. --[[User:Thorgnzorrg|Thorgnzorrg]] 19:57, 6 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Earlier ad ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Oldfags may recall Chris had an add through here before, which may have been documented somewhere on the ED page if you dig. I doubt anyone archived it though, and I do recall it was legit though it was eventually hacked to make it seem like Chris was gay and how his favorite food was pickles, etc. This should be referenced somewhere though. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:58, 6 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Yeah, here's where the ad used to be: http://charlottesville.selectalternatives.com/gyrobase/Personals/Profile?person=oid%3A239898 [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 16:00, 6 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:The_Hook_Cafe&amp;diff=80515</id>
		<title>Talk:The Hook Cafe</title>
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		<updated>2010-04-06T03:32:41Z</updated>

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&lt;div&gt;I'll set to putting together a summary of this, I guess. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 22:38, 5 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*The current format sucks (no offense). We need to mirror the content - the last Hook Cafe ad Chris had is forever lost in time, so now we need to mirror this for when this inevitably gets hacked. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:52, 5 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:* So you want it all replicated word-for-word? Easily done. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 22:55, 5 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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*Chris's favorite radio station: http://www.z95.net/ --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 23:02, 5 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:* And it's...yep, home to the John Tesh show. Weird. So far as I can tell this is like a station for 35-year-old women. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 23:08, 5 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::*I think the numerous John Tesh references (at least the times he's popped up in the background of calls) might warrant an article for the guy.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 23:17, 5 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::*I was about to say the exact same thing. Especially since he probably provided the germ for Chris's fixation on the three-date rule. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 23:18, 5 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Oh god....&lt;br /&gt;
Anyway he's aiming a little high isn't he?&lt;br /&gt;
[[User:Dkd|Dkd]] 23:38, 5 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Only if you mean him not accepting anyone: over age 28, overweight, mature, or of any ethnicity other than white. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 23:41, 5 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*I just noticed the &amp;quot;blacks need not apply part&lt;br /&gt;
[[User:Dkd|Dkd]] 23:45, 5 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:*Well... at least he's saying 21 instead of 18.  That's almost like progress.  Almost.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 23:48, 5 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
** I have to wonder if he found out about the &amp;quot;half your age plus seven&amp;quot; rule that people sometimes use to figure an appropriate age to date. Knowing Chris's tendency to take such things as written in stone rules... so yeah. [[User:Magic8Ball|Magic8Ball]] 00:57, 6 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::*As long as It keeps him from hitting on High School girls, I'm okay with it.  The facebook messages he sent to that one 17 year old still make me shudder.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:54, 6 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Welp, the little voice in my head told me to sign up in order to troll Chris, so I went for it...unfortunately, I need to have credits in order to establish communication. Should I abort and let a for real person do it instead? [[User:SniperFire16|SniperFire16]]&lt;br /&gt;
**How much is it gonna set you back?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:10, 6 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
**Considering that a ninety day pass is $40.00USD, and I believe I have seventy bucks in my checking account, I think I should abort. Any thoughts? [[User:SniperFire16|SniperFire16]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== So should we do this for his other dating profiles too? ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I mean, I'm looking at his OkCupid Profile right now.  I'm pretty sure it's several years old, but even back then he still checked himself off as looking for casual sex.&lt;br /&gt;
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Not that he'll ever get any.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:15, 6 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Now that I think about it, probably the best way to do it would be to have one page titled &amp;quot;Dating sites&amp;quot; where we mirror his various awful dating profiles of fail.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:17, 6 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:The_Hook_Cafe&amp;diff=80497</id>
		<title>Talk:The Hook Cafe</title>
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		<updated>2010-04-06T02:58:08Z</updated>

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&lt;div&gt;I'll set to putting together a summary of this, I guess. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 22:38, 5 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*The current format sucks (no offense). We need to mirror the content - the last Hook Cafe ad Chris had is forever lost in time, so now we need to mirror this for when this inevitably gets hacked. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:52, 5 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:* So you want it all replicated word-for-word? Easily done. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 22:55, 5 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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*Chris's favorite radio station: http://www.z95.net/ --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 23:02, 5 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:* And it's...yep, home to the John Tesh show. Weird. So far as I can tell this is like a station for 35-year-old women. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 23:08, 5 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::*I think the numerous John Tesh references (at least the times he's popped up in the background of calls) might warrant an article for the guy.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 23:17, 5 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::*I was about to say the exact same thing. Especially since he probably provided the germ for Chris's fixation on the three-date rule. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 23:18, 5 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Oh god....&lt;br /&gt;
Anyway he's aiming a little high isn't he?&lt;br /&gt;
[[User:Dkd|Dkd]] 23:38, 5 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Only if you mean him not accepting anyone: over age 28, overweight, mature, or of any ethnicity other than white. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 23:41, 5 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*I just noticed the &amp;quot;blacks need not apply part&lt;br /&gt;
[[User:Dkd|Dkd]] 23:45, 5 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:*Well... at least he's saying 21 instead of 18.  That's almost like progress.  Almost.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 23:48, 5 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
** I have to wonder if he found out about the &amp;quot;half your age plus seven&amp;quot; rule that people sometimes use to figure an appropriate age to date. Knowing Chris's tendency to take such things as written in stone rules... so yeah. [[User:Magic8Ball|Magic8Ball]] 00:57, 6 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::*As long as It keeps him from hitting on High School girls, I'm okay with it.  The facebook messages he sent to that one 17 year old still make me shudder.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:54, 6 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Welp, the little voice in my head told me to sign up in order to troll Chris, so I went for it...unfortunately, I need to have credits in order to establish communication. Should I abort and let a for real person do it instead? [[User:SniperFire16|SniperFire16]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Pok%C3%A9mon&amp;diff=80020</id>
		<title>Pokémon</title>
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		<updated>2010-04-04T04:22:42Z</updated>

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[[Image:Satoshi tajiri.jpg|thumb|[[Aspergers|Aspie]] creator of the series, Satoshi Tajiri. Unlike Chris, he actually did something with his life.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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'''''Pokémon''''' is one of [[Nintendo]]'s greatest creations, a Japanese cultural phenomenon that is beloved by children around the world, and a billion dollar multimedia franchise encompassing [[video games]], [[card games]], toys, an [[anime]] series, and much, much more. &lt;br /&gt;
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Yet it only took [[Christian Weston Chandler|one autistic manchild]] to forever ruin it for an entire generation. &lt;br /&gt;
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==Chris-chan in the Pokémon world==&lt;br /&gt;
Chris, according to the [[Sonichu]] article in [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Sonichu CWCipedia], sees himself as an official Pokémon gym leader. He claims to have over 387 Pokémon leveled-up to level 100 on his ''Pokémon Diamond'' game, all of them being trained without any kind of cheating or rare candies. It's not certain whether this is truth or more of his [[autistic]] imagination. However, given the fact he owns [[List of Chris's games|every Pokémon game]] and game system, in addition to the fact he has no life at all, it may very well be true. Who knows? All it takes is a load of time, and Lord knows Chris's time isn't going to anything good.&lt;br /&gt;
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It should be noted that the Generation IV games such as ''Diamond'', ''Pearl'', ''Platinum'', ''HeartGold'' and ''SoulSilver'' feature 493 Pokémon, something that should be common knowledge to anyone claiming to have achieved what Chris has, make his &amp;quot;collection&amp;quot; far from complete.&lt;br /&gt;
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TL;DR - He's a fucking deluded moron.&lt;br /&gt;
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As the leader of the [[CWCville]] Pokémon Gym, Chris has as a team:&lt;br /&gt;
:* [[Sonichu]], a [[Parody|Recolor]]&lt;br /&gt;
:* [[Anime|Inuyasha]], a [[Wikipedia:Blaziken|Blaziken]]&lt;br /&gt;
:* [[Gregg Mays|Greg]], a [[Wikipedia:Swampert|Swampert]]&lt;br /&gt;
:* [[Chris and his Ego|Christina]], a [[Wikipedia:Sceptile|Sceptile]]&lt;br /&gt;
:* [[Vanessa Hudgens|Vanessa]], a [[Wikipedia:Gardevoir|Gardevoir]]&lt;br /&gt;
:* [[Random-access humor|Bagoner]], a [[Wikipedia:Salamence|Salamence]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Pokémon appearing in ''Sonichu'' comics==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Zapdos.jpg|thumb|Zapdos is not amused with Chris's faggotry.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Wikipedia:Pikachu|Pikachu]] - Transformed into [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] in [[Sonichu 0]]. Despite the importance to Sonichu lore, this is basically the only time a Pikachu appears or is mentioned in the comic. From this point on, it's all just shitty recolors of Chris' first shitty recolor.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Wikipedia:Raichu|Raichu]] - Transformed into [[Rosechu]] by the [[Rainbow]], in Sonichu 0.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[WIkipedia:Dragonite|Dragonite]] - One of [[Kel]]'s other Pokémon, named [[David the Dragonite|David]]. In Sonichu 0, Kel offered his sexual services to Rosechu.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Wikipedia:Zapdos|Zapdos]] - Used by [[Naitsirhc]] to kidnap Rosechu and battle Sonichu in Sonichu 0.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Wikipedia:Raikou|Raikou]] - Used by Naitsirhc as a getaway ride in the same episode.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Wikipedia:Venusaur|Venusaur]] - [[Wild Sonichu]]'s adoptive mother from [[Sonichu 3]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Wikipedia:Scyther|Scyther]] - Wild Sonichu's adoptive father from Sonichu 3.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Wikipedia:Swampert|Swampert]] - [[Bubbles Rosechu]]'s adoptive mother from Sonichu 3.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Wikipedia:Wailord|Wailord]] -  [[Boulder-Dropping Whale|Dropped a boulder]] on the Swampert in Sonichu 3, forcing Bubbles to evolve.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Wikipedia:Mewtwo|Mewtwo]] - Mentored [[Magi-Chan Sonichu]]. Taught him to be an [[Stress Sigh|emofag]] in Sonichu 3. According to Chris on the [[CWCipedia]], [[Naitsirhc]] owns a Mewtwo as well, though of course, it has never been seen in the comics. They may or may not be the same one.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Barbara Chandler|Snorlax]] - Chris compared the [[Jerkhief]]'s weight to this half-ton Pokémon in [[Sonichu 4|Sonichu #4]]. Backfired when trolls attached the name to [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]]. &lt;br /&gt;
* [[Wikipedia:Jigglypuff|Jigglypuff]] - served as inspiration for [[Jiggliami]], an &amp;quot;original&amp;quot; character created by [[Blanca]].  Appeared in [[Sonichu 7|Sonichu #7]] and [[Sonichu 8|#8]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Yawning Squirtle|Squirtle]] - Appeared in underwater scene on page 59 of Sonichu 8&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Wikipedia:Mudkip|Mudkip]] - Appeared in underwater scene on page 59 of Sonichu 8&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Wikipedia:Seadra|Seadra]] - Appeared in underwater scene on page 59 of Sonichu 8&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Wikipedia:Goldeen|Goldeen]] - Appeared in underwater scene on page 59 of Sonichu 8&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Wikipedia:Staryu|Staryu]] - Appeared in underwater scene on page 59 of Sonichu 8&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Wikipedia:Corsola|Corsola]] - Appeared in underwater scene on page 59 of Sonichu 8&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Wikipedia:Octillery|Octillery]] - Appeared in underwater scene on page 59 of Sonichu 8&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Wikipedia:Mantine|Mantine]] - Appeared in underwater scene on page 59 of Sonichu 8&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Wikipedia:Corphish|Corphish]] - Appeared in underwater scene on page 59 of Sonichu 8&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Wikipedia:Flaaffy|Flaaffy]] - Appears as [[Layla Flaaffy]] in [[Sonichu 9]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Wikipedia:Sneasel|Sneasel]] - Appears as [[Reginald Sneasel]] in Sonichu 9.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Wikipedia:Nidoking|Nidoking]] - Used by Naitsirhc to battle [[Bionic]] in Sonichu 9.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Wikipedia:Voltorb|Voltorb]] - Used by Alec Benson Leary to murder [[Simonla Rosechu]] via Selfdestruct/Explosion.&lt;br /&gt;
Theoretically all of the [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichus]] and [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]] are Pokémon as well, but there's very little to support this theory. None of them rely on trainers, and in fact as far as can be seen they're essentially treated as &amp;quot;human&amp;quot; in CWCville. As Sonees and Roseys, they hatch from eggs and &amp;quot;evolve&amp;quot; into their adult forms, but the similarities end there. Only two of them ([[BlazeBob Sonichu]] and [[Chloe Rosechu]]) have ever been put into a Pokéball. The closest they get before then is a bizarre inversion when [[Wild Sonichu]] puts two of the [[Sonichu Balls]] (which look like Pokéballs) into his arms. Also, as individual species, Pokémon don't have the vast varieties of powers and appearances that Sonichus and Rosechus have. Finally, Pokémon can only know 4 moves at a time, whereas Sonichu and company seem to simply have whatever abilities would be convenient at any given moment. Even the ''Pokémon'' anime, which prefers to use the gameplay mechanics as a general rule instead of a physical law, has Pokémon know no more than four moves at once and doesn't have Pokémon use moves that they cannot learn in-game (well, most of the time, but they're usually reasonable mistakes). However, like most of Chris' creations, Sonichus and Rosechus are essentially just Mary Sues, so the fact they can rebel against established Pokémon rules is not altogether surprising.&lt;br /&gt;
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It should also be noted that Chris will, unsurprisingly, ignore the logic of &amp;quot;Super Effective&amp;quot; unless it suits him. In the games, attacks will have their base power doubled or halved (or nullified altogether) if the opposing Pokémon is weak or resistant to the type of the attack used. This enables weak Pokémon to bring down opponents several levels higher than they; so long as they're weak to their attacks, they'll go down faster. The anime prefers to ignore this rule, and if it's ever invoked, it's done to show how tough a particular Pokémon is. With Chris, though, it's just him being stupid.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Plagiarism in Sonichu==&lt;br /&gt;
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Despite the fact that Chris primarily uses Pokemon in his series, not only is he not above using the characters, he's also not above using various ''ideas'' from the series. Amongst those include:&lt;br /&gt;
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*In [[Sonichu 2|Issue 2]], [[Flame the Sunbird]] says that he &amp;quot;could use some pants&amp;quot;. This is ripped off from ''Pokémon the Movie 2000'' when the Pokémon Slowking, freezing due to the weather changes, wishes for a pair to keep himself warm.&lt;br /&gt;
*In [[Sonichu Special 4]], [[Kacey]]'s sister resembles Candice, one of the 4th Generation Gym Leaders&lt;br /&gt;
*In the biography for [[Rosechu]], it is mentioned that [[Kel]] ended up getting the Pichu who'd become Rosechu because she missed out on getting Bulbasaur, Charmander and Squirtle. This is a ripoff of how Ash Ketchum got Pikachu, except for the fact that Ash and Pikachu didn't hit it off until Pikachu saw how far Ash would go to protect it.&lt;br /&gt;
*In [[Sonichu 9]], Sonichu inexplicably knows Iron Tail, a Steel-type attack, for use on the Rock/Ground Type Liquid (Steel is super-effective against Rock).  This is stolen, again, from Pikachu, who learned the same move so the writers could let Ash battle Roxanne(and other Rock types) without breaking the rules of the game and pissing off fans.  The difference is that leading up to the battle, an episode was spent to show Pikachu learning the move. It is to be noted that in the video games, Pikachu is able to learn this move through the use of an item.&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Card_games#Pok.C3.A9mon_TCG|Pokémon TCG]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[CWC's Pokésite 2]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category: Things Chris has ripped off]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:GodofThunderGodofWar&amp;diff=79803</id>
		<title>User talk:GodofThunderGodofWar</title>
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&lt;div&gt;{{welcome|Champthom}}--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:32, 1 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Fuck the welcome template, Chris doesn't even deserve one. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 01:47, 3 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Don't fucking remove things from other people's user page. Chris is a CWCki user and he deserves a god damn welcome. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:28, 3 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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We haven't banned this faggot have we? [[User:Shawths|Shawths]]&lt;br /&gt;
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The great Clyde Cash has told us not to ban him. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 01:52, 3 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Fuck you Chris.  Go back to your leeches and your potions! P.S.: How's [[Bob Chandler|your father]] doing?  [[User:SniperFire16|SniperFire16]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris it is time to come out of your closet you homo. --[[User:Psycatalyst|Psycatalyst]] 02:15, 3 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Glad we haven't banned him yet. BTW could we add some templates from ED to &amp;quot;improve&amp;quot; his page? [[User:Shawths|Shawths]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Herro hero! --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 02:27, 3 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Welcome to the CWCki, fucknugget!-[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 02:58, 3 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Hi Chris. Nice job with your threat of vandalizing three pages before playing your PS3. Good job. No one ban him. Let him do whatever the fuck he wants. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 23:20, 2 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Sup Chris, how's it hanging? never mind, you'll never read this, too busy playing the PStriple, you know if you just sold that thing you'd be able to update the comic more. --[[User:Homor|Homor]] 01:10, 3 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Fan:Issue 10.5|Issue 10.5]] coming soon to the CWCki! :D --[[User:Marco|Marco]] 01:15, 3 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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'Ey Chris, I have a game I would recommend to you. Dante's Inferno. Play through the whole thing and pay VERY Close attention to the plot. -CWCville Sanitation&lt;br /&gt;
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God does not look well on those who worship false gods like Thor. Your going to hell sodomite. [[User:Shawths|Shawths]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Enjoy your stay Chris. It isn't going to be long now that you've proven to be an even bigger bigot than we thought you were. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 01:51, 3 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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hey Chris, huge fan here. Just a heads-up: some people and I are writing a biography about you. --[[User:Fabrosi|Fabrosi]] 02:00, 3 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris, give us your Pokemon friend code so we can all beat you at your favorite game.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 02:08, 3 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Hello, you autistic waste of space! It's me, one of the guys who vandalized your wiki. Did you see the page I created with the giant, hard-to-ignore piece of gay Pokeporn? That was great. And now you've come and made your half-assed vandalism. Seriously, we all know you spend the American public's money on things to play and shove up your ass. And to top it off, you confirm that you are quite proud of your Rule 34. Do you actually think that anybody besides you and a monkey with Down's Syndrome considers that to be sexy? Also, [[Reginald Sneasel]] is GAYYYYYYY!!! DO NOT MISLABEL HIM AS STRAIGHT!!! Finally, please stop wasting all of your time with your [[PS3]] and update your fucking comic as soon as your (by your, I mean the Sysop's) site is fixed. --[[User:MaxTehManyula|MaxTehManyula]] 02:25, 3 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Eya there Chrissyboo, I had the opportunity to kick your fat ass last week. I was literally 30 minutes away from the Charlottesville area with my buddies. You're damn lucky I didn't, but then again, you would've had a legitimate thing to sue me over. Even if I did end up being sued by Chris-chan, I would still fail less than you do, Chris. That's how much you fail. If I ever drive to DC again, be prepared. Word of advice: Use your monthly tugboat to invest in an actual gym membership. Hell, my girlfriend alone can do over 60 push-ups easily (Not being sexist or anything), which is DOUBLE your failed goal last year. Be afraid, Chris, be VERY afraid. --[[User:Therealgodbear|Therealgodbear]] 02:54, 3 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Sup Chris.  How's it going?  I gotta say man, I'm a little disappointed in your vandalism attempts.  I mean, how hard is blanking pages, really?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:59, 3 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Hey Chris, hows it going. I too violated your CWCipedia. The part about your mothers phone number, pedophillia, and sucking nigger cocks were particularly lulzy. Anyways, just wanted to say I hate you, you suck at life, and go suck those nigger cocks you love so much, and rape those children. Anyways, love your fail attempts at editing the CWCki. Keep trying you worthless faggot, just wasting more of your time.&lt;br /&gt;
Hi Chris. Nice job with your threat of vandalizing three pages before playing your PS3. Good job. No one ban him. Let him do whatever the fuck he wants. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 23:20, 2 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Sup Chris, how's it hanging? never mind, you'll never read this, too busy playing the PStriple, you know if you just sold that thing you'd be able to update the comic more. --[[User:Homor|Homor]] 01:10, 3 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Fan:Issue 10.5|Issue 10.5]] coming soon to the CWCki! :D --[[User:Marco|Marco]] 01:15, 3 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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'Ey Chris, I have a game I would recommend to you. Dante's Inferno. Play through the whole thing and pay VERY Close attention to the plot. -CWCville Sanitation&lt;br /&gt;
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God does not look well on those who worship false gods like Thor. Your going to hell sodomite. [[User:Shawths|Shawths]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Enjoy your stay Chris. It isn't going to be long now that you've proven to be an even bigger bigot than we thought you were. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 01:51, 3 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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hey Chris, huge fan here. Just a heads-up: some people and I are writing a biography about you. --[[User:Fabrosi|Fabrosi]] 02:00, 3 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris, give us your Pokemon friend code so we can all beat you at your favorite game.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 02:08, 3 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Hello, you autistic waste of space! It's me, one of the guys who vandalized your wiki. Did you see the page I created with the giant, hard-to-ignore piece of gay Pokeporn? That was great. And now you've come and made your half-assed vandalism. Seriously, we all know you spend the American public's money on things to play and shove up your ass. And to top it off, you confirm that you are quite proud of your Rule 34. Do you actually think that anybody besides you and a monkey with Down's Syndrome considers that to be sexy? Also, [[Reginald Sneasel]] is GAYYYYYYY!!! DO NOT MISLABEL HIM AS STRAIGHT!!! Finally, please stop wasting all of your time with your [[PS3]] and update your fucking comic as soon as your (by your, I mean the Sysop's) site is fixed. --[[User:MaxTehManyula|MaxTehManyula]] 02:25, 3 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Eya there Chrissyboo, I had the opportunity to kick your fat ass last week. I was literally 30 minutes away from the Charlottesville area with my buddies. You're damn lucky I didn't, but then again, you would've had a legitimate thing to sue me over. Even if I did end up being sued by Chris-chan, I would still fail less than you do, Chris. That's how much you fail. If I ever drive to DC again, be prepared. Word of advice: Use your monthly tugboat to invest in an actual gym membership. Hell, my girlfriend alone can do over 60 push-ups easily (Not being sexist or anything), which is DOUBLE your failed goal last year. Be afraid, Chris, be VERY afraid. --[[User:Therealgodbear|Therealgodbear]] 02:54, 3 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Sup Chris.  How's it going?  I gotta say man, I'm a little disappointed in your vandalism attempts.  I mean, how hard is blanking pages, really?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:59, 3 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Hey Chris, hows it going. I too violated your CWCipedia. The part about your mothers phone number, pedophillia, and sucking nigger cocks were particularly lulzy. Anyways, just wanted to say I hate you, you suck at life, and go suck those nigger cocks you love so much, and rape those children. Anyways, love your fail attempts at editing the CWCki. Keep trying you worthless faggot, just wasting more of your time.&lt;br /&gt;
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Peace, and have a good day retard!--[[Chris_Pickles|Chris_Pickles]]&lt;br /&gt;
Peace, and have a good day retard!--[[Chris_Pickles|Chris_Pickles]]&lt;br /&gt;
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You put more effort into making a threat than you do delivering on it. It's like you don't care that we mock you! Can you do anything right? You can't hold a job, you scare away every girl you see, you can't put effort into anything - Your life has no meaning to find!--[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 03:35, 3 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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What stunning and magnificent revenge, Chris. This was a clearly well thought out and well implemented movement, we never knew what hit us.--[[User:Sonichuistehcool|Sonichuistehcool]] 03:41, 3 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Sup Chrissy. I'm a huge [[troll|fan]]. How's your [[The Wallflower|girlfriend]] doing? Welcome to the CWCki and please continue to enjoy your [[virgin with rage|virginity]]!!!&lt;br /&gt;
--[[User:Ano de freshman|Ano de freshman]] 03:42, 3 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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You beefed it.--[[User:Massive Dynamic|Massive Dynamic]] 04:00, 3 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:GodofThunderGodofWar&amp;diff=79754</id>
		<title>User talk:GodofThunderGodofWar</title>
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&lt;div&gt;Fuck the welcome template, Chris doesn't even deserve one. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 01:47, 3 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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We haven't banned this faggot have we? [[User:Shawths|Shawths]]&lt;br /&gt;
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The great Clyde Cash has told us not to ban him. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 01:52, 3 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Fuck you Chris.  Go back to your leeches and your potions!  [[User:SniperFire16|SniperFire16]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris it is time to come out of your closet you homo. --[[User:Psycatalyst|Psycatalyst]] 02:15, 3 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Glad we haven't banned him yet. BTW could we add some templates from ED to &amp;quot;improve&amp;quot; his page? [[User:Shawths|Shawths]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Herro hero! --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 02:27, 3 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Welcome to the CWCki, fucknugget!-[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 02:58, 3 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:GodofThunderGodofWar&amp;diff=79725</id>
		<title>User talk:GodofThunderGodofWar</title>
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&lt;div&gt;Fuck the welcome template, Chris doesn't even deserve one. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 01:47, 3 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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We haven't banned this faggot have we? [[User:Shawths|Shawths]]&lt;br /&gt;
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The great Clyde Cash has told us not to ban him. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 01:52, 3 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Fuck you Chris.  Go back to your leeches and your potions!  [[User:SniperFire16|SniperFire16]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Tito_Got_No_Luck_Against_We_Brits,_Irish_and_Scots!&amp;diff=75505</id>
		<title>Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!</title>
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&lt;div&gt;[[File:Chrischanpantsu.jpg|thumb|right|I see London, I see France...]]&lt;br /&gt;
'''Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!''' was uploaded by Chris early in the morning of 14 [[March 2010]].  Chris is angry with [[Surfshack Tito]], blaming him for causing a rift between Chris and [[The Wallflower]].  Chris then proceeds to threaten Tito by showing him his [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|underwear]], shouting in such a bad Scottish accent that it's [[Racism|insulting]] and being completely incompetent with a knife. &lt;br /&gt;
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It should also be noted that seeing as Chris is annoyed that the personal details of the Wallflower have been leaked to the internet, it would only make sense in his continuing parade of [[fail]] that he should drop her name. ''Twice''. Furthermore, the very next video he released features her '''FREAKING PEN NAME IN THE TITLE''', which is exactly how the trolls I.D.ed her in the first place.&lt;br /&gt;
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The kilt and various fake accents are probably supposed to be in honour of St. Patrick's Day. Little does Chris know, he's mostly invoking stereotypes about the Scots (kilts, the words &amp;quot;laddy&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;lassy&amp;quot;), while St. Patrick's Day is about Ireland. (Let's not forget that the &amp;quot;Brits,&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Irish&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;Scots&amp;quot; are centuries-old enemies, too.) Then again, Chris was always [[War Paint Video|quite ignorant about other people's cultures]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris appears to have taken a liking to waving a knife around in his videos. He probably thinks this is intimidating, but most people would probably laugh at a gelatinous blob with a face waddling at them with a potato peeler. The fact that he rarely leaves his [[Chris's_room|room]], let alone his [[14_Branchland_Court|house]] also lowers the threat level considerably. Note that the [[medallion]] is still missing, but his [[Amnyfest Ring|high school ring]] makes an appearance at the end of the video.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Video==&lt;br /&gt;
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| name            = Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!&lt;br /&gt;
| image          = {{#ev:youtube|taiBe4ct_So}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate        = 14 [[March 2010]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Maker           = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Performance Style = {{Crazy}} Crazy&lt;br /&gt;
| Shirt          = [[Image:Tanwidestripeshirt.png]] Tan Wide Lines&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[Don't Mess With Me]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next            = [[&amp;quot;Damian Antaria&amp;quot;, PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|&amp;quot;Damian Antaria&amp;quot;, PLEASE, &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:FatBastardChris.jpg|thumb|right|A photo of Chris in his kilt.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[ [[Wikipedia:Ireland's Call|Ireland's Call]] is playing on the background.]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Tito. Listen to me, you son of a bitch. Your-your days are numbered. I have forwarded your admission to H-Heather and also the awesomest gal-pal that we know between us, our [[Chris's Big Night Out II|Scarlet]]. And with great honor and glory, I will take pleasure in beatin' up your ass. And also regain th-regain the love and trust and friendship of [[The Wallflower|Heather]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Either way, you are going down, Tito, one way,&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[''Chris does a horrifyingly high kick wherein we can see [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|his underwear]] quite clearly.'']&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Two ways...!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[''He then fiddles with a knife for a good eight seconds.'']&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
...or three.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[He puts the knife on a desk off screen]&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Chris begins badly imitating a Scottish accent and standing effeminately with one hand on his hip.''] &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Ach, ye wee laddy. You not gonna get me [[Chris and sex#Bestiality|lassy]] today.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[''He comes closer to the camera and diverges into an accent somewhere between Scottish and Jamaican.'']&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I kick yo' ass with me shillelagh!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[''He holds up his right fist to display his high school ring.'']&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
And mah ring, man!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Death threats]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Surfshack Tito]]&lt;br /&gt;
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