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Jail Letter - 18 January 2022

2022-01-22T06:18:01Z

Snyx: /* Chris's Reponse */

{{JesusPossession}}

On 18 January 2021, Chris sent a ninth letter Kenneth Englehardt.

==Chris's Reponse==

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|sender = Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu
|address1 = 13021 James Madison Hwy
|county = Orange, VA
|zip = 22960
|date = 18 Jan 2022
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|center = Kenneth Englehardt
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{{quoteboxblue|① *THIS LETTER YOU MAY UPLOAD ONLINE*
Yo.
Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt.

Firstly, I just received your letter, "A Sonichu Rebirth and makeover"; I am only going to say this one time:

HELL NO!!!

Also, your "Sonichu and Rosechu" are Distant Alternate Timeline and Universe; They have never exited in this timeline's set of universes, here "Including 1218; C-197, and the whole of 1c-211987), so ditch that idea of yours to the curb at present.

As for the books and continuations, I , the body of your ''Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, the Goddess Blue Heart, Avatar & Lord'', as well as my soul partner, Jesus Christine, herself, who is presently out and working on the Greater and ultimate duties responsibilities, and matters, already have plans to go into effect post-collective shift and after I am released and returned home to the Sonichu Temple. Aside from obvious... ->
}}

{{quoteboxblue|...Reasons WHY we have directly, officially, and personally declared verbally and in writing that ALL Sonichu and Rosechu and Cwcville stories not manifested from our One Perspective and Experiences, as well as those of the Sonichus, Rosechus, Pokémon, Superheroes, Gods and Goddesses, and even Sonic the Hedgehog and the Super Mario Brothers and Optimus Prime along with EVERYOEN ELSE of Univer C-197, NOT CANON AT ALL with this timeline and its set and collective of universes out of the Entire Multiverse... Too many of you ALL do not comprehend or are as authentically enlightened and linked and bonded, as Christine and I are. Another obvious reason is the constant needless gore and deaths among the worst of the fanfiction writing that WE and Everyone Else have had to moderate, HEAVILY, and Counter from within C-197, itself. "STRESSED" and "TIRED" is putting it mildly.

But, there ARE those among you who Actually are linked, enlightened, and all, such as Tricky who wrote "Rosechu's Story"; works like hers in quality, but Sonichu and Rosey HAVE the spikes on their backs, and heart-felt compassion is among the BEST examples.

->②
}}

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Jail Letter - 18 January 2022

2022-01-22T06:17:44Z

Snyx: /* Chris's Reponse */

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2022-01-22T06:12:28Z

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Jail Letter - 18 January 2022

2022-01-22T06:07:04Z

Snyx: /* Chris's Reponse */

Manchester High School

2021-12-10T16:32:33Z

Snyx: /* The Senior Prom */

{{Articleofthenow}}
[[Image:Manchesterhigh.jpg|thumb|left|The home to the only decent 4 years of Chris's life.]]
[[Image:CWC12andson.jpg|thumb|[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2|This is what Chris actually believes]].]]

{{quote|I had so many [[Chris and socialization|friends]] over there, in high school. And I was just sad to leave, after I graduated. 'Cause I had to leave all my friends. I had the good life.|Chris, ten years after finishing high school, [[Abusive babysitter|crying alone in his dark, toy-filled bedroom]]<ref>[[Greene County Conspiracy]]</ref>}}

'''Manchester High School''', located in [[Wikipedia:Midlothian, Virginia|Midlothian]], [[Virginia]], is a high school that [[Chris]] attended from [[1990s#1996|1996]] to [[2000]] ([[Wikipedia:Secondary education in the United States#High school|ninth grade to twelfth grade]]). Chris portrays this period as among the happiest in his life,<ref>[[:Image:0311-CWCNote7.jpg|DVD]], note 7</ref> even though he proudly slept through a good deal of it.<ref>[[A Week With Christian Chandler]]</ref> He would like nothing more than to use a time machine to return to these halcyon days.

==Known accomplishments==
[[Image:0569-MHSDiploma.jpg|thumb|Chris's diploma. The public school system has failed us yet again]]
[[Image:481-TungstenPoster.JPG|thumb|Tungsten. That is all.]]

Among Chris's classes were the usual subjects, two years of [[Spanish]],<ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#Over the Years|Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], page 8</ref> [[Dating education|Sex Ed]], [[Chris and coping|"Coping Skills"]], and a lot of [[Chris and art|art]] classes. According to Chris, he achieved an ''[[Honor roll|Honor Roll]] Grade Streak ALL THE WAY THROUGH M.H.S.''<ref name="teen">[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#The Teenage Years]]</ref> However, according to the [[Manchester High Leaks]], he received a D+ in English in his junior year, having not turned in several major assignments and getting failing grades on most of the ones he did turn in. Chris proudly claims he was mainstreamed through high school, but the special education classes imply that Chris was mainstreamed to the extent that he attended the same school as his typically functioning peers, but not much more than that. He also rode on the "freakin' Handicapped, Special-Ed bus", an experience which haunts him to this day.<ref name="Jackie Chat 9">[[Jackie Chat 9]]</ref>

;10th grade
* [[Song of Christian|F on English assignment]]

;11th grade
* [[Manchester High Leaks#English 1999 Grade Report|English Class - 78%]]
* [[Manchester High Leaks#Parenting Interview|Parenting Interview]] (grade 50/50)
* [[Manchester High Leaks#Describing Development|Describing Development worksheet]] (grade 10/20)
* [[Manchester High Leaks#Parenting|Parenting worksheets]]
* [[Manchester High Leaks#Empathy Belly essay|Empathy Belly essay]] (grade 30/30)
* [[Manchester High Leaks#Amendment Timeline|Amendment Timeline]]
* [[Manchester High Leaks#Strategic Defense Initiative essay|Strategic Defense Initiative essay]] (grade 10/10)
* [[Manchester High Leaks#Election worksheet|Election worksheet]] (grade 18/18)
* [[Manchester High Leaks#Canterbury Tales Essay|Canterbury Tales essay]] (grade 69%)
* [[Manchester High Leaks#Japan War Essay|Japan War essay]]
* [[Manchester High Leaks#Best President Essay|Best President essay]] (grade 43/50 + 10)
* [[Manchester High Leaks#Student Life Essay|Student Life essay]]
* [[Manchester High Leaks#S.O.L. Test|Standards of Learning essay]]
* [[Manchester High Leaks#13 Lucky Writing Tips|13 Lucky Writing Tips]]
* [[Manchester High Leaks#Adjectives worksheet|Spanish adjectives worksheet]] (grade 20/20)
* [[Manchester High Leaks#Las Profesiones worksheet|Spanish "Las Profesiones" worksheet]]
* [[Manchester High Leaks#Las profesiones y nacionalidad|Spanish "Las profesiones y nacionalidad" worksheet]] (grade 30/32)
* [[Manchester High Leaks#Mock Job Interview|Chemistry mock resume]] (grade 83.1/100)
* [[Manchester High Leaks#Mock Job Interview|Chemistry mock job interview]] (grade 33.1/40)
* [[Manchester High Leaks#Getting Acquainted|Chemistry "Getting Acquainted" worksheet]]
* [[Manchester High Leaks#Safety in the Kitchen worksheet|"Safety in the Kitchen" worksheet]]
* [[Manchester High Leaks#Kitchen Safety outline|"Kitchen Safety" outline]]
* [[Manchester High Leaks#Kitchen Safety true/false worksheet|"Kitchen Safety" true/false worksheet]]

;12th Grade
* September: Praise from his [[English]] teacher for the short story "[[How the Pokémon Came into Our PokéBalls|How the Pokémon came into Our Poke Balls]]"
* March: CD cover for ''[[Christian's Favorite Hits!]]''
* April: Naps in class for the self-documentary "[[A Week With Christian Chandler]]"
{{-}}

==Social life==
Most of Chris's friends were [[gal pal]]s, not [[Asperchu|joy-boys]]. During his senior year, he had classes and ate lunch with them every other day (the high school had alternating "odd" and "even" days; on odd days he ate alone). He seemed to have had a strong dislike toward pupils he saw as immature boys,<ref>[[A Week With Christian Chandler]]</ref> which might be related to Chris having been constantly picked on. Chris's purported friends:

* [[Kellie Andes]]
* [[Tiffany Gowen]]
* [[Gal pal#Sarah Anne Bevel|Sarah Bevel]]
* [[Gal pal#Miranda Joyce Mitchell|Miranda Mitchell]]
* [[Gal pal#Molly Quarles|Molly Quarles]], happy and giggly
* [[Joseph Herring]], fellow water boy for the basketball team (graduated 1998)
* Brian, [[JERKS|boyfriend]] of Sarah<ref>[[:Image:0310-CWCNote6.jpg|DVD]], note 6; [[A Week With Christian Chandler]], page 8</ref>

In reality, few if any of those people can be legitimately said to have been a friend of Chris. As he himself admits, he spent little time with his "friends" outside of school hours<ref>[[Kacey Call 20]]</ref> and in his [[Song of Christian]] (written at age sixteen) he describes himself as being lonely and isolated. He couldn't go to pep rallies because they were "too loud".

Years later, Chris found out that none of his gal-pals actually liked him that much and hung around with him mostly out of pity, much to his devastation. In the Facebook post where he revealed this, he also made the bizarre claim that he hadn't really been bullied much because he'd never been beaten up or stuffed into a locker, seemingly oblivious to the fact that the vast majority of school bullying consists of emotional, not physical abuse.

{{-}}

==Go Lancers!==
[[File:TheLancers.jpg|thumb|100px|The logo of the team Chris uploaded on [[Facebook]] on 9 [[August 2013]].]]
[[Image:0242-CWC&VarsityBBallTeam97Color.jpg|thumb|left|Chris happily serving [[niggos]]. Ironic.]]

Chris was a [[Wikipedia:Water boy|water boy]] (and a "manager", [[Chris and his Ego|according to him]]) for the Manchester High Lancers [[Bionic the Hedgehog|basketball]] team during his freshman year, along with [[Joseph Herring]]. He got a certificate and an embroidery "M" for this work.<ref name="teen" /> Chris's servitude to the basketball team, probably the only meaningful interaction he had with other [[jerks|males]] throughout his entire adolescence, remains a cherished memory, so much so that he continues to obsess about it... ''over a decade after graduating''.

A few references were slipped into the comic. Manchester High was featured heavily in [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]]. It begins with [[Christian Weston Chandler (character)|Chris]] hanging around his old school [[Pedofork|without being there on any official business.]] [[Magi-Chan]] then brings Chris and [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] back in time to [[1990s#1996|1996]], when Chris was a fourteen-year old waterboy. Based on his actions in the comic, his "manager" job consisted of leaning against a wall. In [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], [[Megagi La Skunk]] was depicted wearing a Lancers cheerleader outfit.

In [[August 2010]], Chris made a handful of characters and a vehicle in ''[[ModNation Racers]]'' to commemorate his time with the basketball team. The Manchester High ''ModNation'' collection includes the team bus, two of the players, a [[Laura Beth Dorazio|cheerleader]], and Chris himself at age 14, looking as if he's afraid of being jumped by something just behind him.

On 9 [[August 2013]], as Chris continued to fantasize about his high school years, Chris uploaded the logo of the team on [[Facebook]]. In November he revealed his "fantastical" [[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013|Lego high school]], which was festooned with a number of Lancers stickers. It featured a basketball court, gymnasium, showers, and locker room.

<center><gallery>
File:0240-ChristianCBBall97.jpg|Chris the towel boy.
File:ModNation 1996ChristianChandler.jpg|The ModNation version.
File:ModNation No24MHSPlayer.jpg|Manchester High basketball player.
File:ModNation No65MHSPlayer.jpg|Another basketball player.
File:ModNation MHSCheerleader.jpg|And of course a cheerleader.
File:ModNation ManchesterShirt.jpg|And, uh, a [[Transformers|Transformer]] Lancer.
File:Lego Lancers.jpg|The Lancers go Lego.
</gallery></center>

{{-}}

==The Bus==
[[File:Short busses.jpg|thumb|left|Chris's photo. "These busses are full of nutty '[[slow-in-the-minds]]'."]]
[[File:Lego school bus.jpg|thumb|In fantasyland, Chris rides the long bus.]]

At age 15, Chris was "demoted" from the regular school bus to the Special Ed bus. He would be scarred by this experience of being forced to spend time with the seriously mentally handicapped, or "[[slow-in-the-minds|slow-in-the-mind]]" [[CWC-isms|as he calls them]]. The school switched him to the Bus of Doom after a confrontation with another student on the Normal Bus.

In Chris's version of events, he and a [[Niggo|black boy]] were "in constant competition" to be first off the bus; one day, the other boy punched Chris in order to beat him out the door. At this point, Chris's recollections are inconsistent – in one version, he did not fight back, did not bleed, and his glasses were broken;<ref name="Jackie Chat 9"/> in another, Chris punched back and ended up a nosebleed;<ref>[[Kacey Call 9]]</ref> in yet another, his glasses were unbroken.<ref>[[Reddit]]</ref>

Chris's parents then met with school administration, who placed Chris on the Special Ed bus while the other boy "got off scott-free".

Given Chris's propensity for framing himself as the victim and his unrealistic assessment (a high school freshman isn't going to care about a race to get off the school bus first, especially against a mentally slow student, and if he had, and assaulted Chris for it, the school would have thrown the book at him), it's likely the events unfolded a different way. Chris, in his autistic zeal to be first off the bus, might have simply bumped into the other student, slipped, and fell.

{{-}}

==The Senior Prom==
Unknowingly foreshadowing future events, Chris took his [[Barbara Chandler|mom]] to the seinor [sic] prom. His [[gal pal]] [[Tiffany Gowen]] felt sorry for him, and so she asked him to dance, which they did so for what seemed like hours to Chris (and arguably seemed like hours to Tiffany too). Chris hopes to re-enact this historic moment at an upcoming high school reunion.<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#The Seinor Prom]]</ref> That is assuming there aren't security guards there for the express purpose of keeping him out.

===Gallery===

<center><gallery>
Image:0539-Prom1.jpg|Stay classy, Virginia.
Image:0540-Prom2.jpg|"Don't go gropin' anyone tonight, Chris... I'm assburgin'."
Image:0541-Prom3.jpg
Image:0542-Prom4.jpg|Chris was probably more interested in the food than the two young ladies.
Image:0543-Prom5.jpg|Chris is feeling all by his lonesome at this point.
Image:0544-Prom6.jpg|Some random people at prom, giving what would be considered a rude gesture in some countries.
Image:0545-Prom7.jpg
Image:0549-Prom11.jpg|Tiffany to the rescue!
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==Graduation==
[[Image:0558-ChrisChanOfY2KClass.jpg|thumb|Chris in his graduation gown. The white thing around his neck generally indicates [[honor roll]].]]

For Chris, graduation was an emotional experience. Prior to the handing out of the diplomas was an award ceremony recognizing gifted students. Chris became jealous and upset that he was not given an award for his art class assignments. When the diploma ceremony rolled around and it was his turn to receive it, a despondent Chris took his diploma, slapped away the hand of the presenter when he offered a handshake,<ref>[[June 2019 social media posts#Chris wants to reconcile with Manchester High and the Cwcki's domain]]</ref> then ran off to cry.

In his own words:<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#Graduation]]</ref>

{{quotebox|I ONLY got recognized for my Grades with a Star Pin, yet they had [[Chris and English|MORE FANCIER]] AWARDS for more important qualities. I should have been Highly Recognized for [[Chris and art|my ARTISTIC TALENTS]] I showed in my Many Art Classes for the Award Ceremonies before Graduation Day. I felt crestfallen greatly from not getting recognized for [[Chris and his Ego|any of my Talents]]. [[Chris and anger|I EXCELLED IN MATH TOO FOR THE LOVE OF GOD]]!

I had gotten over the Award Ceremony on the Graduation Day, but to add Lemon Juice to an open wound, it was a Dark and Rainy Day that Day, and they handed out MORE TALENTED AWARDS right before handing out any diplomas. When I went up there to get mine, I was feeling depressed, upset, crestfallen and ticked off. When the award was handed to me, I took it without looking anyone in the eye, and I did not shake anyone's hands. I just walked back to my seat in the Graduating Crowd. Then soon after, I just walked the wrong way up the center aisle, found an isolated table and cried myself out. [[Barbara Chandler|My mother]] found me later and comforted me; [[Bob Chandler|my father]] was ashamed of the way I acted, and he would later still be angry at recalling the moment. [[Tiffany Gowen|Tiffany]] also found me and gave me a caring moment of condolences back there. I gave her a plush Psyduck as a graduating gift beforehand.}}

[[Image:Chris accepting diploma at MHS graduation.jpg|thumb|Chris accepts his MHS diploma on stage. This photo must have been taken immediately before he ran off to cry.]]

In another retelling, Chris reveals more straight anger:<ref>DVD, graduation notes [[:Image:0566-GraduationNote1.jpg|1]] and [[:Image:0567-GraduationNote2.jpg|2]]</ref>

{{quotebox|So while I sit there and feel happy for my friends who got something, I was so %$@# JEALOUS. I was a High-Functioning Autistic Boy who came WAAAAAAAAAY BEYOND OUT OF HIS SOCIAL SHELL, only to get ZILCH, NADA, ZIP; A BIG FAT ZERO! I felt so Devistated and Out Of Sync :'(

[...]

I ended up doing what I did when I went up there to accept the diploma; NO HANDSHAKE, TEARS, AND RUNNING AWAY TO HIDE. They don't even have any pictures of that in the Y2K Yearbook; the caption should have read, "Student Christian Chandler is Depressed and Sad for some reasons. His response is tears and fright."

Even now as I type this, I am still *&$%^#@ Angry that I didn't get anything for the things I've poured my heart, soul and hand-work into, nor emerged as a friend to quite a few, nor developing a positive social behavior similar to [[Red Skelton]].}}

More recently, however, he has rewritten the story to incorporate his nostalgia for lost friendships:<ref>[[CWC's Hallmark Negative Life Events]]. See also [[Autism Tutorial Part 3]] and [[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Chris is losing friends]].</ref>

{{quotebox|Graduation time: I only got a Star pin for my grades; No Awards for my talents. Between that and leaving the Best circle of friends I ever had, along with leaving the Best days of my life behind, I shook no one's hand and cried a Lot upon receiving my diploma. Plus it was raining heavily that Graduation day.}}

The evil [[Count Graduon]]'s name was derived from Chris's feelings about his graduation.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 7]]</ref>

{{-}}

==Yearbooks==
[[File:ChrisChanY2K.jpg|thumb|Chris's yearbook photo.]]

The yearbook bore the title ''MASALA'', a Hindi term for a "mixture".<ref>[[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013]] at 1:49</ref> Chris bought two yearbooks, apparently because he gave order forms to both [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] and [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] to fill out. Nobody signed his yearbook because they weren't delivered until after graduation.<ref>[[Rental_House_Tour]]</ref> Chris enjoyed looking at (and [[mass debating]] to?) the image of his old gal-pals and included many yearbook images on the 2007 DVD.<ref>[[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)]]</ref> In 2009, he threw his yearbook around the room in a demonstration of strength.<ref>[[Challenge for Clyde]]</ref> In 2010, Chris showed the yearbooks during his abortive attempt to scare up a class reunion.<ref>[[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW]]</ref> The yearbooks survived the 2014 [[fire]] with smoke and water damage. In 2017, [[Catherine]] and Al saw the yearbooks at 14 BC.

==Lingering attachments==
{{quote|I left my [[heart level|heart]] back at Manchester High in Midlothian.|Chris<ref>[[Autism Tutorial Part 3]]</ref>}}

Generally speaking, Chris's memories of high school still hold great significance for him. This is unsurprising, given that high school was the last time he regularly got out and about in a social environment that seems to have at least partially accepted and tolerated him, though this was most likely because snapping at an [[autism|autistic]] child in a public school can get you suspended.

Chris has mentioned that he frequently [[dreams]] of his days in high school, recalling his teenage years in a nostalgic tone. A [[100 2178|May 2010 YouTube video]] features a flood of wistful reminiscing from Chris, as he laments having to move away from the suburb where he went to high school: "I had so many friends over there, in high school. And I was just sad to leave, when I, after I graduated." A good half dozen of the women he recalled in his archive of "[[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)|gal pals and past sweethearts]]" (and most of the ones who weren't trolls) were girls he knew in high school.

There's also the matter of the aforementioned Count Graduon, in whom Chris may have created an embodiment of the concept of leaving high school to be the dominant villain of the entire Sonichu saga. His graduation ceremony is perhaps one of his most painful memories, and it's particularly fitting that Chris transforms the experience into a villain in his own comic book, all things considered.

In 2013, inspired in large part by ''[[My Little Pony]]: [[Equestria Girls]]'' (his second favorite movie of all time), Chris made a Lego model of his school, complete with labelled mini-figures of his old gal pals, because Chris being Chris, he obviously doesn't realize how creepy making effigies of his former lovers is. In October, he showcased his creation in a [[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013|YouTube video]], a few days after [[October 2013 Facebook Posts#Reality Comes Knocking|discovering]] that his high school gal pals, being brave and compassionate souls, only tolerated him and allowed him near them out of pity. Not that Chris appreciates such charity.

When his [[Destruction Of Chris's House|house burned down]] on 10 January 2014, the Lego high school partially melted, and was photographed and salvaged by Chris the very next day. One of his first orders of business after moving into his [[Rental House|temporary home]] was to rebuild the school, which he accomplished by March, rededicating it to MHS. He continued to expand it into the summer, and used his high school yearbook to make Lego figurines of the entire staff.

==Reunion plans==
{{quote|I know it was Promised, because at the end of the slideshow they had at the Prom, it had a HUGE Message stating, "See You at the Reunion in Ten Year." I am no longer going to take the insubordination and belaboring-to-no-promise-keeping sitting down anymore.|Chris on his "Promised Reunion"<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 9]]</ref>}}
[[File:Reunion.jpg|thumb|Chris's flier for the failed 15 annual reunion.]]

Chris's intense yearning to return to high school manifested itself in a protracted focus on attending his reunion. He imagined his reunion almost exclusively within the context of reconnecting with his old gal-pals, specifically [[Tiffany Gowen]], who he planned on asking to dance. In his "Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts" page from the [[CWCipedia]], Chris noted that he didn't know exactly when this would take place, but he made no effort to find out until mid-2010, as he assumed somebody from the school would have contacted him by then. He decided to be proactive and took several clumsy steps to bring the reunion to fruition. He planned to call the principal and demand action. He made a post on [http://www.classmates.com/reunions/Manchester-High-School/Class-of-2000/281228 Classmates.com] announcing the event. He personally typed up a list of his classmates' names, and on 27 [[August 2010]], uploaded a [[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW|video address]] to [[YouTube]], a desperate plea for help in organizing it. Then he left it up to his father to field the incoming calls. Nothing came of this apart from [[weening]].<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 9]], [[Jackie E-mails 10]], and [[Jackie E-mails 21]].</ref> In November there may have been a class reunion, but either way, Chris did not attend.

Three years later, still missing his old circle of gal-pals, he tried again, this time for a fifteenth annual reunion, even though it would be ''two years'' in the future. In August 2013, he contacted and friended everyone in the Class of 2000 he could track down. He sent gifts to some of them and started to refer to his class as "My Family." "I feel this is of utmost importance; I do not want anyone absent from the main reunion I am rounding everyone up for," he emphasized.<ref>[[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Reunion update]]</ref> With the assistance of smarter people than himself, he produced a flier, and used his personal Facebook page to provide updates. Simultaneously he engrossed himself in the parallel fantasy of constructing his Lego Manchester High School. However, a combination of general apathy, troll shenanigans, and his Facebook friends' exposure to the bizarre and assholish sides of Chris thwarted his efforts. The roof caved in on 30 October, when he learned that his so-called friends had been nothing more than "hired help." He sank into depression and stopped caring about the reunion. The following summer he grumbled, "F***ing, D***ed Facebook, Ruining [[Chris_and_socialization|socializing]] and making reunions considered outdated and obsolete). ]:(."<ref>[[List of OkCupid Answers]]</ref>

2015 came and went, no reunion is known to have been held, and Chris has apparently stopped caring about it. With his ideal fantasy of high school shattered into pieces, it is likely Chris has completely given up on this universe of being happy and well liked in High School and has shifted his attention to a different [[Dimensional_Merge|universe]] where he is all powerful and worshipped as a goddess. In any case, it's fairly likely that Manchester High has long since banned him from setting foot on it as it happened with PVCC.

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
Image:0232-CWCNote3.jpg|Becoming B-ball manager
Image:0309-CWCNote5.jpg|Prom Note
Image:0509-CWCNote8.jpg|Classes
Image:0566-GraduationNote1.jpg|Graduation Note 1
Image:0567-GraduationNote2.jpg|Graduation Note 2
Image:0568-GraduationNote3.jpg|Graduation Note 3
</gallery></center>

==See also==
*[[Count Graduon]]
*[[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]
*[[The High School Story]]
*[[Honor roll]]

== References ==
<references />

==External links==
*[https://sites.google.com/a/ccpsnet.net/mchs/home School Homepage]
*[[Wikipedia:Manchester High School (Virginia)|Manchester High School]] on [[Wikipedia]]

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Jail Letter - 16 November 2021

2021-11-30T16:56:15Z

Snyx: /* Chris's Response */

On 16 [[November 2021]], Chris sent '''the 4th letter''' to [[Kenneth Englehardt]].<ref>https://www.onionfarms.com/threads/cwc-4th-letter-to-kengle-onionfarms-full-contents.1986/</ref>

==Chris's Response==

{{quotebox|① Hey, Kenneth.

I have not heard from you in a while, so I thought I'd write to you once again. I am certain you've been keeping yourself very well and safe. Are you enjoying the indirect popularity from Kiwi Farms, as well as the direct increase on your Onion Farms?

Also, I and my Body have read some of the Qur'an, including all of chapter 19, as you've recommended.}}

{{quotebox|② that being stated, here are 10 Q&A’s in response to a faking “Joe Mama”.

1. What does your daily life (in jail) consist of? Do you have a schedule? What do they have you do on a daily basis? Any chores or jobs?
As stated before: I meditate innately, as well as consciously, for the majority and whole of my Body’s time in jail. I leave my body to work with the superheroes, OP Individuals, and my fellow Gods and Goddesses, and Sonichus and Rosechus, on the Event works and Damage Control and Damage Prevention for the Benefit of the Majority who will shift to 1C-211987 Earth. On that, EVERYTHING Not Drawn, written, or Thought by I and/or my Body are Absolutely Not Canon or Effective upon ALL Universes within this timeline, including This 1218 Earht, ALL of universe 1C-211987 (formerly C-197) AND Equestria (G5MLP is not Canon AT ALL in this timeline), and so forth, as of the date of August 1, 2021.

Other than that: some drawing from time to time, lots of writing, I have read a few books from the Jail’s Library, and over time lots of Solitaire Gameplay on the Prayer Rug on the floor, and more recently, music from the Radio. The only scheduled details are too Early Breakfest, Brunch, and tea time supper, as well as a Daily Shower with Bob Barker Soap or Irish Spring Soap, water washcloth and Shampoo and towel, I also Brush my Teeth with Colgate Toothpaste And every other day apply Lady’s Speed deodorant.
No Chores or Jobs.}}

{{quotebox|④ 2. Have you made any friends/ What are they like, and what have you learned from them?

I am not allowed to associate much with the other inmates, and I've made allies out of most of the police and medical staff. I have learned what I needed to for my consciousness from them in confirmation of the proceeding events.

3. How is the food and cell? What kind of food do they give you? Is it good? Have they assigned you to help in the kitchen at all? What is your jail cell like? Is it comfortable? Do they give you a pillow and blanket? Do you have a cellmate? Are they pretty cool?

Mostly good, but the boneless chicken breast is dry, and the meatballs from a banquet TV dinner are better than the meatballs, here. Typical foods (including vegetables) like you’d find in a TV dinner. Mostly good (not write-home-about-it quality, but good). No estoy en la cocina. My cell is roomy enough and long with the standard bidet and toilet and mattress with enclosed pillow. The cell is comfortable enough; got cold, so I got and wear two thermal tops, two long Jhons, and two pairs of socks. Not Joey Tribani; stocky that one episode of “Friends”, but I am warm. The pillow’s in the mattress; they give me two bed sheets and a thick enough blanket in wool, I believe. No inmate cellmate, but I am never alone since I have Magi-Chan and the others, my ally highest level, rank, and trained psychic and ghost Pokemon, including some from the Sonichu and Rosechu Psychic Squad, and a large number of angels from the Heaven realm, as well as well over ten million good and neutral spirits, sould, and entities in my body’s conduit...}}

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Jail Letter - 16 November 2021

2021-11-30T16:55:59Z

Snyx:

On 16 [[November 2021]], Chris sent '''the 4th letter''' to [[Kenneth Englehardt]].<ref>https://www.onionfarms.com/threads/cwc-4th-letter-to-kengle-onionfarms-full-contents.1986/</ref>

==Chris's Response==

{{quotebox|① Hey, Kenneth.

I have not heard from you in a while, so I thought I'd write to you once again. I am certain you've been keeping yourself very well and safe. Are you enjoying the indirect popularity from Kiwi Farms, as well as the direct increase on your Onion Farms?

Also, I and my Body have read some of the Qur'an, including all of chapter 19, as you've recommended.}}

{{quotebox|② that being stated, here are 10 Q&A’s in response to a faking “Joe Mama”.

1. What does your daily life (in jail) consist of? Do you have a schedule? What do they have you do on a daily basis? Any chores or jobs?
As stated before: I meditate innately, as well as consciously, for the majority and whole of my Body’s time in jail. I leave my body to work with the superheroes, OP Individuals, and my fellow Gods and Goddesses, and Sonichus and Rosechus, on the Event works and Damage Control and Damage Prevention for the Benefit of the Majority who will shift to 1C-211987 Earth. On that, EVERYTHING Not Drawn, written, or Thought by I and/or my Body are Absolutely Not Canon or Effective upon ALL Universes within this timeline, including This 1218 Earht, ALL of universe 1C-211987 (formerly C-197) AND Equestria (G5MLP is not Canon AT ALL in this timeline), and so forth, as of the date of August 1, 2021.

Other than that: some drawing from time to time, lots of writing, I have read a few books from the Jail’s Library, and over time lots of Solitaire Gameplay on the Prayer Rug on the floor, and more recently, music from the Radio. The only scheduled details are too Early Breakfest, Brunch, and tea time supper, as well as a Daily Shower with Bob Barker Soap or Irish Spring Soap, water washcloth and Shampoo and towel, I also Brush my Teeth with Colgate Toothpaste And every other day apply Lady’s Speed deodorant.
No Chores or Jobs.}}

{quotebox|④ 2. Have you made any friends/ What are they like, and what have you learned from them?

I am not allowed to associate much with the other inmates, and I've made allies out of most of the police and medical staff. I have learned what I needed to for my consciousness from them in confirmation of the proceeding events.

3. How is the food and cell? What kind of food do they give you? Is it good? Have they assigned you to help in the kitchen at all? What is your jail cell like? Is it comfortable? Do they give you a pillow and blanket? Do you have a cellmate? Are they pretty cool?

Mostly good, but the boneless chicken breast is dry, and the meatballs from a banquet TV dinner are better than the meatballs, here. Typical foods (including vegetables) like you’d find in a TV dinner. Mostly good (not write-home-about-it quality, but good). No estoy en la cocina. My cell is roomy enough and long with the standard bidet and toilet and mattress with enclosed pillow. The cell is comfortable enough; got cold, so I got and wear two thermal tops, two long Jhons, and two pairs of socks. Not Joey Tribani; stocky that one episode of “Friends”, but I am warm. The pillow’s in the mattress; they give me two bed sheets and a thick enough blanket in wool, I believe. No inmate cellmate, but I am never alone since I have Magi-Chan and the others, my ally highest level, rank, and trained psychic and ghost Pokemon, including some from the Sonichu and Rosechu Psychic Squad, and a large number of angels from the Heaven realm, as well as well over ten million good and neutral spirits, sould, and entities in my body’s conduit...}}

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Jail Letter - 8 November 2021 (RadioRabbit0)

2021-11-19T04:57:41Z

Snyx: /* Chris's Response */

{{Workingonit}}
On 8 November 2021, Chris responded to a '''jail letter''' from a fan. The letter was first revealed on 16 November on TikTok creator RadioRabbit0's [[Twitter]] account.<ref>https://twitter.com/mammal108/status/1460508237820686336 [https://twitter.com/mammal108/status/1460508237820686336 (Archived)]</ref>

==Chris's Response==

{{quotebox|Hey, <CENSORED>

This letter will be short and direct to answer your questions, and I encourage and grant you consent to share my responses online.

-Most of the Officers and Higher Ranks and Nurses have been good with me; the minority numbers were aloof; indifferent, or incompetent with me.
-The Sonichu Books are Continuing, and You and Everyone of this 1218 Earth, 1C-211987 Earth, and all Universes within this Timeline are LIVING THEM Now, Including The 100-plus Books I have written/drawn in 1C-211987. ALSO, as of August 1, 2021, Everything involving the Main Special Sonichus, Rosechus, and I and the Nation of CWCville (Entire State of Virginia as Well) that Has NOT Been Written or Drawn by I And/OR my Body's Hands, Backup Soul, or Brain are Absolutely Not Canon with Our Timeline Set of Universes, Here, with CWCville in that, obviously. Everything Written or Drawn or Thought by Anyone in Fan Fiction are ALL Distant Alternate Timelines and Distant Alternate Universes, completely Divided and Separated from This Timeline, Period.

You lot have no conscious clue how much damage control and prevention the superheroes, gods and goddesses, Magi-Chan, Angelica, Sonichu, Rosey Rosechu, and I do to KEEP everything in universe 1C-211987,...}}

{{quotebox|...Equestria included, safe and sound and well for the good of the majority good and neutral humans that are collectively being shifted there as we speak, and when my second coming happens, and we Gods pass Judgement Day upon the toxic minority left behind.

-I, Magi-Chan, and every psychic type in the know and involved foreknew ALL about Bella and the setup and her want to "tempt" me into suicide. The leak was a Divine Test upon her that she was expected to FAIL at, and we had great optimism in ALL avoiding the drama and rumor; unfortunately for you all, enough had FAILED that test as well, and I'm separated from thou pointless toxicities and dramas to better self-heal myself. Unfortunate, because you can't push my body around, or I as well. Malachi 3:13 "Your words have been stout against me, saith I, the LORD" and the soldiers of Heaven's armies are doing their work for I and the majority upon the minority (Toxics) among you all. Soul Bonding is as far as it went; no further comment- Half a basketball court and basketball. Meditation, book-reading, writing/drawing, and solitaire on the prayer rug, and present tesnse, listening to the radio.
-Considering the restriction, money through the CVRJ website, or cashier's checks or U.S. Postal money orders through the mail is the only approved items allowed.
-They have a library, here' it is sufficient.
-There are both men and women in this jail; do not be bigoted with such a dumb question.}}

{{quotebox|-I shall return to the Sonichu Temple and ALL shall be forgiven.
I have read Revelations, yes. I am God.

Last thing, Mary Lee Walsh, under the agreements and genuine friendship between her and I, continues to work as Mayor of Cwcville (city of) under Christine Chan Sonichu, Goddess Sabrina Cuca Chandler (CPU Battery-Charge Blue Heart, and of no familial or blood relations with I or Christine Chan), and I. Who has time for elections when us goddesses defend Cwcville (The city of) from Rei freaking Ryghts, Eggman, Bowser, Giovanni, and so-on on occassion, and we have the Dimension Merge completed and the collective shift in progress, then we have my second coming on 1218 Earth. Not to mention the damage control and prevention that are beyond Non(super)-powerful individuals control, anyway.

Meditate on ALL that. And try to repeat, genuinely toxics, because your time is soon up.

Go forth in peace and clarity with all that, by my power, flory, and authority as God.

Be safe and well.

Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, the goddess Blue Heart and lord, messiah, savior, and God of all.
[''Illustration of the Sonichu Cross'']}}

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[[Category:Jail Letters]]

Jail Letter - 8 November 2021 (RadioRabbit0)

2021-11-19T04:56:02Z

Snyx: /* Chris's Response */

{{Workingonit}}
On 8 November 2021, Chris responded to a '''jail letter''' from a fan. The letter was first revealed on 16 November on TikTok creator RadioRabbit0's [[Twitter]] account.<ref>https://twitter.com/mammal108/status/1460508237820686336 [https://twitter.com/mammal108/status/1460508237820686336 (Archived)]</ref>

==Chris's Response==

{{quotebox|Hey, <CENSORED>

This letter will be short and direct to answer your questions, and I encourage and grant you consent to share my responses online.

-Most of the Officers and Higher Ranks and Nurses have been good with me; the minority numbers were aloof; indifferent, or incompetent with me.
-The Sonichu Books are Continuing, and You and Everyone of this 1218 Earth, 1C-211987 Earth, and all Universes within this Timeline are LIVING THEM Now, Including The 100-plus Books I have written/drawn in 1C-211987. ALSO, as of August 1, 2021, Everything involving the Main Special Sonichus, Rosechus, and I and the Nation of CWCville (Entire State of Virginia as Well) that Has NOT Been Written or Drawn by I And/OR my Body's Hands, Backup Soul, or Brain are Absolutely Not Canon with Our Timeline Set of Universes, Here, with CWCville in that, obviously. Everything Written or Drawn or Thought by Anyone in Fan Fiction are ALL Distant Alternate Timelines and Distant Alternate Universes, completely Divided and Separated from This Timeline, Period.

You lot have no conscious clue how much damage control and prevention the superheroes, gods and goddesses, Magi-Chan, Angelica, Sonichu, Rosey Rosechu, and I do to KEEP everything in universe 1C-211987,...}}

{{quotebox|...Equestria included, safe and sound and well for the good of the majority good and neutral humans that are collectively being shifted there as we speak, and when my second coming happens, and we Gods pass Judgement Day upon the toxic minority left behind.

-I, Magi-Chan, and every psychic type in the know and involved foreknew ALL about Bella and the setup and her want to "tempt" me into suicide. The leak was a Divine Test upon her that she was expected to FAIL at, and we had great optimism in ALL avoiding the drama and rumor; unfortunately for you all, enough had FAILED that test as well, and I'm separated from thou pointless toxicities and dramas to better self-heal myself. Unfortunate, because you can't push my body around, or I as well. Malachi 3:13 "Your words have been stout against me, saith I, the LORD" and the soldiers of Heaven's armies are doing their work for I and the majority upon the minority (Toxics) among you all. Soul Bonding is as far as it went; no further comment- Half a basketball court and basketball. Meditation, book-reading, writing/drawing, and solitaire on the prayer rug, and present tesnse, listening to the radio.
-Considering the restriction, money through the CVRJ website, or cashier's checks or U.S. Postal money orders through the mail is the only approved items allowed.
-They have a library, here' it is sufficient.
-There are both men and women in this jail; do not be bigoted with such a dumb question.}}

{{quotebox|-I shall return to the Sonichu Temple and ALL shall be forgiven.
I have read Revelations, yes. I am God.

Last thing, Mary Lee Walsh, under the agreements and genuine friendship between her and I, continues to work as Mayor of Cwcville (city of) under Christine Chan Sonichu, Goddess Sabrina Cuca Chandler (CPU Battery-Charge Blue Heart, and of no familial or blood relations with I or Christine Chan), and I. Who has time for elections when us goddesses defend Cwcville (The city of) from Rei freaking Ryghts, Eggman, Bowser, Giovanni, and so-on on occassion, and we have the Dimension Merge completed and the collective shift in progress, then we have my second coming on 1218 Earth. Not to mention the damage control and prevention that are beyond Non(super)-powerful individuals control, anyway.

Meditate on ALL that. And try to repeat, genuinely toxics, because your time is soon up.

Go forth in peace and clarity with all that, by my power, flory, and authority as God.

Be safe and well.

Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, the goddess Blue Heart and lord, messiah, savior, and God of all.}}

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[[Category:Jail Letters]]

Jail Letter - 8 November 2021 (RadioRabbit0)

2021-11-19T04:55:44Z

Snyx: /* Chris's Response */

{{Workingonit}}
On 8 November 2021, Chris responded to a '''jail letter''' from a fan. The letter was first revealed on 16 November on TikTok creator RadioRabbit0's [[Twitter]] account.<ref>https://twitter.com/mammal108/status/1460508237820686336 [https://twitter.com/mammal108/status/1460508237820686336 (Archived)]</ref>

==Chris's Response==

{{quotebox|Hey, <CENSORED>

This letter will be short and direct to answer your questions, and I encourage and grant you consent to share my responses online.

-Most of the Officers and Higher Ranks and Nurses have been good with me; the minority numbers were aloof; indifferent, or incompetent with me.
-The Sonichu Books are Continuing, and You and Everyone of this 1218 Earth, 1C-211987 Earth, and all Universes within this Timeline are LIVING THEM Now, Including The 100-plus Books I have written/drawn in 1C-211987. ALSO, as of August 1, 2021, Everything involving the Main Special Sonichus, Rosechus, and I and the Nation of CWCville (Entire State of Virginia as Well) that Has NOT Been Written or Drawn by I And/OR my Body's Hands, Backup Soul, or Brain are Absolutely Not Canon with Our Timeline Set of Universes, Here, with CWCville in that, obviously. Everything Written or Drawn or Thought by Anyone in Fan Fiction are ALL Distant Alternate Timelines and Distant Alternate Universes, completely Divided and Separated from This Timeline, Period.

You lot have no conscious clue how much damage control and prevention the superheroes, gods and goddesses, Magi-Chan, Angelica, Sonichu, Rosey Rosechu, and I do to KEEP everything in universe 1C-211987,...}}

{{quotebox|...Equestria included, safe and sound and well for the good of the majority good and neutral humans that are collectively being shifted there as we speak, and when my second coming happens, and we Gods pass Judgement Day upon the toxic minority left behind.

-I, Magi-Chan, and every psychic type in the know and involved foreknew ALL about Bella and the setup and her want to "tempt" me into suicide. The leak was a Divine Test upon her that she was expected to FAIL at, and we had great optimism in ALL avoiding the drama and rumor; unfortunately for you all, enough had FAILED that test as well, and I'm separated from thou pointless toxicities and dramas to better self-heal myself. Unfortunate, because you can't push my body around, or I as well. Malachi 3:13 "Your words have been stout against me, saith I, the LORD" and the soldiers of Heaven's armies are doing their work for I and the majority upon the minority (Toxics) among you all. Soul Bonding is as far as it went; no further comment- Half a basketball court and basketball. Meditation, book-reading, writing/drawing, and solitaire on the prayer rug, and present tesnse, listening to the radio.
-Considering the restriction, money through the CVRJ website, or cashier's checks or U.S. Postal money orders through the mail is the only approved items allowed.
-They have a library, here' it is sufficient.
-There are both men and women in this jail; do not be bigoted with such a dumb question.}}

{{quotebox|-I shall return to the Sonichu Temple and ALL shall be forgiven.
I have read Revelations, yes. I am God.

Last thing, Mary Lee Walsh, under the agreements and genuine friendship between her and I, continues to work as Mayor of Cwcville (city of) under Christine Chan Sonichu, Goddess Sabrina Cuca Chandler (CPU Battery-Charge Blue Heart, and of no familial or blood relations with I or Christine Chan), and I. Who has time for elections when us goddesses defend Cwcville (The city of) from Rei freaking Ryghts, Eggman, Bowser, Giovanni, and so-on on occassion, and we have the Dimension Merge completed and the collective shift in progress, then we have my second coming on 1218 Earth. Not to mention the damage control and prevention that are beyond Non(super)-powerful individuals control, anyway.

Meditate on ALL that. And try to repeat, genuinely toxics, because your time is soon up.

Go forth in peace and clarity with all that, by my power, flory, and authority as God.

Be safe and well.
Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, the goddess Blue Heart and lord, messiah, savior, and God of all.}}

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[[Category:Jail Letters]]

Jail Letter - 8 November 2021 (RadioRabbit0)

2021-11-19T04:48:23Z

Snyx: /* Chris's Response */

{{Workingonit}}
On 8 November 2021, Chris responded to a '''jail letter''' from a fan. The letter was first revealed on 16 November on TikTok creator RadioRabbit0's [[Twitter]] account.<ref>https://twitter.com/mammal108/status/1460508237820686336 [https://twitter.com/mammal108/status/1460508237820686336 (Archived)]</ref>

==Chris's Response==

{{quotebox|Hey, <CENSORED>

This letter will be short and direct to answer your questions, and I encourage and grant you consent to share my responses online.

-Most of the Officers and Higher Ranks and Nurses have been good with me; the minority numbers were aloof; indifferent, or incompetent with me.
-The Sonichu Books are Continuing, and You and Everyone of this 1218 Earth, 1C-211987 Earth, and all Universes within this Timeline are LIVING THEM Now, Including The 100-plus Books I have written/drawn in 1C-211987. ALSO, as of August 1, 2021, Everything involving the Main Special Sonichus, Rosechus, and I and the Nation of CWCville (Entire State of Virginia as Well) that Has NOT Been Written or Drawn by I And/OR my Body's Hands, Backup Soul, or Brain are Absolutely Not Canon with Our Timeline Set of Universes, Here, with CWCville in that, obviously. Everything Written or Drawn or Thought by Anyone in Fan Fiction are ALL Distant Alternate Timelines and Distant Alternate Universes, completely Divided and Separated from This Timeline, Period.

You lot have no conscious clue how much damage control and prevention the superheroes, gods and goddesses, Magi-Chan, Angelica, Sonichu, Rosey Rosechu, and I do to KEEP everything in universe 1C-211987,...}}

{{quotebox|...Equestria included, safe and sound and well for the good of the majority good and neutral humans that are collectively being shifted there as we speak, and when my second coming happens, and we Gods pass Judgement Day upon the toxic minority left behind.

-I, Magi-Chan, and every psychic type in the know and involved foreknew ALL about Bella and the setup and her want to "tempt" me into suicide. The leak was a Divine Test upon her that she was expected to FAIL at, and we had great optimism in ALL avoiding the drama and rumor; unfortunately for you all, enough had FAILED that test as well, and I'm separated from thou pointless toxicities and dramas to better self-heal myself. Unfortunate, because you can't push my body around, or I as well. Malachi 3:13 "Your words have been stout against me, saith I, the LORD" and the soldiers of Heaven's armies are doing their work for I and the majority upon the minority (Toxics) among you all. Soul Bonding is as far as it went; no further comment- Half a basketball court and basketball. Meditation, book-reading, writing/drawing, and solitaire on the prayer rug, and present tesnse, listening to the radio.
-Considering the restriction, money through the CVRJ website, or cashier's checks or U.S. Postal money orders through the mail is the only approved items allowed.
-They have a library, here' it is sufficient.
-There are both men and women in this jail; do not be bigoted with such a dumb question.}}

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Jail Letter - 8 November 2021 (RadioRabbit0)

2021-11-19T04:40:07Z

Snyx: /* Chris's Response */

Jail Letter - 8 November 2021 (RadioRabbit0)

2021-11-19T04:37:03Z

Snyx: /* Chris's Response */

CWCville

2021-10-30T19:10:32Z

Snyx: /* The Invasion of CWCville */

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{{quote|I'm still the mayor of CWCville. There [[Chris and English|is]] no elections.|[[Chris-chan Discusses...]], 2009}}

{{Quote|[Christine] has had emotions and more stress after being back in office, so she retired from being mayor, and gave the job back to Allison|Chris "retired" from being mayor of CWCville, 2017<ref>[[Sonichu 11]], pg. 46</ref>}}

'''CWCville''' (pronounced: [kwɪkvɪɫ], "quick-ville"), also stylized as '''Cwcville''', is an independent and self-governing city-state in northern [[Virginia]], [[United States]]. Based on what [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] has described, the government of CWCville is a quasi-socialist free-market settlement with a relatively authoritarian [[CWCville Mayoral Office|regime]] ruling over a superficial democracy.

As the name would suggest, CWCville is derived from Chris's own initials, and serves as much of an exercise in [[Chris and his ego|boosting his ego]] as you'd expect. While the setting was initially believed exist to justify [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|his self-insert's presence]] in ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'', it was later learned that Chris's concept of a utopia had origins with a [[Lego]] city created in [[Chris's room|his own bedroom]], predating the webcomic. Additional lore provided over the years also indicated that Chris himself is not the founder of this city, but his father was, and he named it after his newborn son.

Chris believes that CWCville [[Chris and reality|actually exists]], and for many years used the city as a way to “[[Chris and coping|escape]]” from anything he [[Kick the Autistic|does not like]].<ref name="cwcville-reality">[[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#THAT DOES NOT MATTER (CCS)]]</ref> Recently, Chris has used [[Dimensional Merge|other]] [[Messiah complex|means]] [[Spirit possession|of]] coping, and CWCville became part of the parallel dimension of [[C-197]], which he also believes to actually exist. Curiously, Chris has occasionally referred to [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]] as CWCville.

==Overview==
{{Quote|The city of CWCville, a vibrant community with happy people, [[boyfriend-free girl|cool chicks]] and a [[virgin with rage|frustrated male]]...|Narrator, [[Sonichu 2|''Sonichu'' #2]]<ref>[[:File:Sonichu - Episode 9, Page 6.jpg]]</ref>}}

[[Image:0823-EP12-5P6-3.jpg|thumb|left|The toys that started it all.]]
[[Image:CWCvilleMapProper.jpg|thumb|200px|Sonichu and Rosechu's welfare housing in relation to the rest of CWCville (note their postal code is the same as Chris's birthday and its address is nearly identical to his real address).]]
[[File:cwcville1.jpg|thumb|200px|A slightly more detailed (but no less disproportionate) drawing of CWCville.]]

CWCville is the setting of ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'', a city in Northern [[Virginia]] of which [[Chris]] was Mayor-for-Life. CWCville is where Chris portrays friends and enemies from his real life in scenarios altered to reflect [[Chris and his Ego|his bias toward himself]]. As his ideal metropolitan community, CWCville illustrates Chris's poor understanding of how a city actually functions. Like everything else that appears in [[Sonichu (comic)|his comic]], Chris believed for many years that CWCville actually exists, claiming at one point to be Mayor of CWCville “IN REAL LIFE”.<ref>[[Chris and reality#Fantasy and fiction]]</ref><ref name="cwcville-reality"/> As an entity Chris believes to be real, CWCville is a coping mechanism used to compensate for his unsatisfying actual life.

It has been argued that the unconquerable quality of Chris's [[Chris and his Ego|ego]] stems from the fact that he can retreat to CWCville, where he can right all wrongs done to him. In his comics, we see him defeating [[Mary Lee Walsh]], with whom he holds an IRL grudge, beating around the Jerkops, and bringing his dead dog, [[Patti Chandler]], back to life in the form of the anthropomorphic [[Patti-Chan]]. The main reason Chris can do such superhuman acts, such as defeating a whole army of huge [[Jerkop]]s and resurrecting his dead dog, is due to the fact that in CWCville, his will is supreme. This serves as a blanket that protects his physically and mentally weak self from the outside world, where he holds no such power.

Chris is greatly concerned by people who are misinformed about any detail of CWCville, or conclude that it is anything but "a clean, secure, orderly and safe city."<ref>[[Mailbag 35#Except when half of it gets destroyed by giant robots]]</ref> After being coerced into declaring [[BILLY MAYS]] the new Mayor of CWCville,<ref>[[March 2009]]</ref> Chris repeatedly attempted to redact the statement claiming "I am still the mayor of CWCville, there is [sic] no elections."<ref> Chris-chan discusses </ref> <ref>[[Mumble 11|Mumble #11]]</ref><ref>[[CWC Update 1 July 2009]]</ref><ref name=p32>[https://web.archive.org/web/20160329034421/http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/Issue_9/Page_32 Issue 9/Page 32(Archive)]</ref> Chris seems to think that anyone who understands what CWCville is like will love it.

The seeds of CWCville were planted early into Chris's life. At some point, Chris put all of his completed [[LEGO]] kits, original LEGO creations, and various handmade ''Sonichu'' items together on one table in his room. In February 2011, Chris claimed to have finally disassembled the LEGO model, but he insisted that the city "still stands strong today within my own mind and hands."<ref>[[Autism Tutorial Part 2]]</ref>

The first official CWCville media was made in 2001.<ref>[[The City of Cwicville Tour!]]</ref> After toying with more phonetic spellings, Chris settled on "CWCville"<ref>[[Animal Crossing Documentary|''Animal Crossing'' Documentary]]</ref> in 2003. This spelling consecutively features the initials of his full name and its pronunciation must be explained to others, indicative of CWCville's nature as a self-serving and insular fantasy.

Despite his massive ego, it was only in late-2017 when Chris stopped being mayor of a town, and became goddess of an [[C-197|entire dimension]] instead. Chris's earlier restraint may be due to his extremely limited worldview, in which his entire world centers around his immediate surroundings, namely his hometown of Ruckersville and nearby Charlottesville. This weak sense of one's surroundings is a trait which is typically seen only in young children who have yet to experience enough of life to develop an understanding that there is more to the world than their immediate surroundings. Yet even in his ultimate self-serving fantasy, in which he's given himself unchecked power for life, Chris, in his stunted imagination, only titled himself mayor of a city, which based on his maps consists of so few buildings it would only qualify as a village or hamlet in real life (although this could also be explained by his physical and mental laziness). He later created the land of [[RuleCWC]], a Sonichu [[Things Chris has ripped off|ripoff]] of Hyrule, but he actually let someone else rule it. All this suggests that, at least in terms of his understanding of the world, Chris lags behind even an early grade school age child.

==Etymology==
One of Chris's [[The Wall of Originals|homemade ''Pokémon'' cards]] from 2000 featured a "'''Cwick City''' Gym", while [[City of Cwicville Tour!|an unfinished Game Boy Camera project]] dating from [[2001]] used the spellings "'''Cwicville'''" and "'''Cwickville'''". A sign on the door to his room used to read "Christian W. Chandler's Cwickville City Gym". It is unknown why he changed the spelling. Likely the alternate spelling just didn't stimulate [[Chris and his ego|his massive ego]] as much as his unaltered initials, even if it makes a lot less sense. (Although Christown, Chandlerville, etc. would have been just as good and made a lot more sense.)

== In-universe history ==

According to [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' 8]], Chris’s father, [[Bob Chandler]], founded CWCville in [[1982]].<ref>[[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu #8'']], [[Episode 18]], [[:File:Sonichu - Episode 18, Page 8.jpg|page 8]].</ref> It is unclear why it was not called Robertville: in fact, there are barely any records and symbols of the old regime – similar to the Roman practice of ''{{w|damnatio memoriae}}'', where all records of a traitor (statues, inscriptions, etc.) are erased after his death.

One fan theory is that Bob served as a regent while Chris was growing up, since there are {{w|Zaifeng, Prince Chun|real life}} {{w|Mswati III|examples}}: since Chris believes that CWCville is real, and that nearly all of the events in the comic mirror real life (albeit with a [[Chris and his ego|pro-Chris spin]]), it is safe to assume that Bob was alive when passing CWCville over to Chris. Another fan theory for Bob’s absence from the comics is that Chris overthrew Bob and secretly imprisoned him in an unknown location, but Chris’s stunted writing ability, laziness and ad-hoc manner of storytelling, indicates that Chris simply left Bob out of the comics.

== Geography and location ==

[[File:CWCville's zip code.png |thumb|CWCville's zip code, prior to the [[Idea Guy]] Saga.]]

CWCville began life as an infill city somewhere within the state of [[Virginia]],<ref>''[[Sonichu #3]]'', [[Sub-Episode 4]], page 4.</ref> but it became part of the larger [[C-197|C-197 dimension]] when Chris started promoting the [[Dimensional Merge]]. According to [[Sonichu 6|Sonichu #6]], one of the shortcut portals to CWCville was a dance mat behind the door to Chris's room.<ref>''[[Sonichu 6|Sonichu #6]]'', [[Episode 12.5]], page 8.</ref> Today, Chris uses so-called “[[Meditation#Third_eye|meditation]] sessions” to get there.

In 2020, Chris narrowed the “location” of the CWCville to somewhere “north to north-east” of {{w|Fredericksburg, Virginia}}:<ref>[[Discord Q&A 10#CWCville's Sister City (and Sports Teams)|Discord Q&A 10, “CWCville's Sister City (and Sports Teams)” section]]</ref> he later placed CWCville Beach by the shore of the Potomac river, east of Fredericksburg,<ref>[https://osm.org/go/ZZYfsOAc?m= OpenStreetMap location]</ref> claiming that the city is as large as Baltimore or New York City.<ref>[[The Journey to the Merge#Pebble Beach|The Journey to the Merge, “Pebble Beach” section]]</ref> The exact locations of key CWCville places in relation to the [[Dimension 1218|real world]], such as the [[CWCville Mall]], remain unclear.

CWCville's {{w|ZIP Code}} was originally [[Chris's birthday|02024-1982]], an unused code {{w|List of ZIP Code prefixes#Starts with 0|available}} for Brockton, Massachusetts:<ref>''[[Sonichu #8]]'', [[Episode 17]], page 1.</ref> the correct ZIP code (at least during the infill era) would have started with 22, like [[Ruckersville]] (22968). Chris has changed the ZIP Code twice in 2017, as if it was possible through <s>dictatorial</s> mayoral decree:<ref>In reality, US law has several conditions for a town to change their ZIP Code</ref> on 7 October, the ZIP code was 16429, an unused code available for the vicinity of Erie, Pennsylvania, but a real ''[[Spanish|Mexican]]'' postal code for Tejomulco, a neighborhood in Mexico City.<ref>[[October 2017 Facebook posts#CWCville's zip code|October 2017 Facebook posts § CWCville's zip code]]</ref> On 19 November, the ZIP Code changed to 69488, raising suspicions that the [[Idea Guy]]s (who were active around the time) may be responsible: 69488 is the postal code for {{w|Birkenau (Odenwald)|Birkenau}} in Germany, which shares its name with the Auschwitz-Birkenau concentration camp.

; Variations from the canon

There was an exception in [[Sonichu 1|''Sonichu'' #1]], which had a map that placed CWCville near Pallet Town and Giovanni's Gym in Viridian City, featured in the ''[[Pokémon]]'' series and located in Kanto, an area based on the {{w|Kantō region}} in Japan. The map also placed CWCville near {{w|Sonic Adventure#Gameplay|Station Square}}, from Sonic the Hedgehog's world.<ref>''[[Sonichu 1|''Sonichu'' #1]]'', [[Episode 5]], page 12.</ref>

==Government and politics==
[[Image:CWCvilleArea.jpg|thumb|Map of CWCville area. Notice how [[Sonic]]'s house is bigger than the entirety of Pallet Town. Also, if you look at Station Square, you'll notice Chris's obsession with the [[Twin Falling Towers|World Trade Center]]. Note how Chris [[Obesity|needs an arrow]] [[Chris and his Ego|pointing to himself]]]]

CWCville is, in theory, part of the [[United States of America]], but in practice, it seems to be a quasi-independent city-state, similar to [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piEayQ0T-qA Hong Kong or Macau] in [[China]]. The city does not follow American electoral law, uses its own currency, and has several characteristics anathema to U.S. ideals. The city seems more like the private domain of the Mayor than part of a larger federation.

[[Image:CWCville.jpg|thumb|This is what a typical city looks like after being nuked.]]
[[File:Riots_in_cwcville_SB.jpg|thumb|An artist's representation of a riot in CWCville. [[August 2020 social media posts#Very Distant alt-timeline|Chris did not approve.]]]]

The Mayor attempts to dissuade accusations of dictatorship, claiming that dictatorships are never hereditary, whereas he [[Mailbag 34#Apparently North Korea's not a dictatorship|inherited the town from his father]], even though many dictatorships ''are'' hereditary.<ref>*The {{w|Assad family|Assad dynasty}} in Syria *The {{w|Jean-Claude Duvalier|Duvalier}} {{w|François Duvalier|dynasty}} in Haiti *The {{w|Laurent-Désiré Kabila|Kabila}} {{w|Joseph Kabila|dynasty}} in the Democratic Republic of Congo *The {{w|Kim dynasty (North Korea)|Kim dynasty}} in North Korea The {{w|Pahlavi dynasty}} in Iran </ref>

[[File:SchuComic10P78.jpg|thumb|left|The Mayor addresses his people (DP [[Nazis|Leni Riefenstahl]], 1935, colorized).]]

A self-proclaimed police force don't take orders from the civil authorities and lock people up at random. [[Mary Lee Walsh|The dean]] of [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|the only college]] is leading a hopeless resistance and is vilified in the [[Sonichu (comic)|mayoral-controlled press]]. [[Attraction Sign|Soliciting sex]] is legal in CWCville, whereas possession of [[tobacky|tobacco]] is a very serious offense. [[Alcohol]] was illegal until 2009, when the ban was [[Chris's Big Night Out|rescinded]]. Laws have been enacted to persecute homosexuals, and [[Mailbag 31|psychic surveillance is used to monitor sexual purity]]. This constant Orwellian surveillance, which is obviously done under the guise of "protecting" the citizens, flies completely against the basic human right to privacy. Since there is no plausible way to oversee or contest an official with the capability of ultra-human powers, it also effectively elevates the official above law. The Mayor has also hinted that the Electric Hedgehog Pokémon, a group of civilian defense contractors, have [[Chris and the Law#In the comic|immunity from prosecution]].<ref>[[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 3]]</ref> This goes against the concept of supremacy of law that is the very foundation of modern societies; some sociologists have pointed out that this is in fact the hallmark of all police states. It must be reiterated that Chris genuinely believes that CWCville is a good place to live.

Despite all this perceived military and law enforcement might, the police and mercenaries demonstrably offer little real protection or competence: troublemakers like [[Wes Iseli]] ruin weddings with near impunity, and the [[Mary Lee Walsh|dissident leaders]] remained at large [[Sonichu 10|until recently]].

The court system is a joke. Walsh was captured, depowered, and sent to a maximum security prison without a trial. The [[Jerkop|Jerkops]] and [[Manajerks]] are depowered, yet were supposedly allowed to go scot-free. However, when [[Simonla Rosechu]] was murdered by a Voltorb, four people - [[Evan]], [[Alec Benson Leary]], Sean, and [[Mao]] are arrested and subjected to a show trial not even a week after, despite earlier receiving a public pardon from the Mayor. The judge is biased in Chris's favor, when all judges should be impartial. Sean is permitted to defend himself and his fellow co-defendants, despite being clearly under the influence of drugs. Nobody suggests appointing a public defender for the four. The prosecutor adds on to the charges, considering slander via the Asperpedia (which was destroyed by Chris) punishable by death, when it is a mild offense in most jurisdictions. Evidence gathered using Magi-Chan's psychic powers is considered admissible in court. When the four are found guilty by a clearly biased jury, they are immediately executed in cruel and inhumane ways.

CWCville also pays for the [[TrollBusters]]' private jet,<ref name="Jackie Chat #3">[[Jackie Chat 3|Jackie Chat #3]]</ref> and the Mayor's hedgehog friends receive free housing, credit cards and other gifts from his office, not unlike Soviet nomenklatura.

[[File:Mayor signer.png|thumb|200px|Charlottesville's Mayor Signer, also opposed to Pmurt.]]

In February 2017, prompted by President [[Pmurt]], Chris declared CWCville to be a sanctuary city,<ref>[[February 2017 Facebook Posts#CWCville is a sanctuary city]]</ref> [[Things Chris has ripped off|mirroring a proposal by Charlottesville's real-life mayor]]. He has also suggested that CWCville does not recognize Trump as president at all, lending further credence to the theory that CWCville is not actually part of the United States. Instead, he claims that Vladimir Putin, the real life president of Russia, is the president of the United states.

Between his Facebook posts and new issues of ''Sonichu'', Chris has revealed significant changes to CWCville since [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], showing that during the hiatus of [[Sonichu 11]], he had simply continued his fantasy/coping mechanism in his [[autism|mind]].

*Chris is no longer the mayor. [[Allison Amber]], formerly the mayor's secretary, took up the role. The circumstances of Chris's resignation are unclear, and it is unknown whether Amber was ever elected or if CWCville remains a dictatorship.

*Chris gave himself the position of the city's [[Ego|creator]] instead, since holding the imaginary responsibilities of a small-town mayor is too much [[stress]] for him. Of course, his new position still earns Chris VIP treatment from the townspeople.

*The city has become ''even more'' of a police-state, with [[Magi-Chan]] reading the minds of the populace to determine if anybody poses a threat. Ironically, this solution is far more extreme than anything President Trump has done, including his executive order to shut down entry from select countries, which Chris has criticized.

*On the other hand, [[Sonichu 12|''Sonichu'' #12]] shows CWCville celebrating its [[SLGBTQ]] pride festival, indicating a reversal of Chris's long-standing homophobia and possibly a continuation of Chris's repeal-by-fiat in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] of the city's anti-gay legislation.

===Elections===
According to the [[Samantha Thaddeus]] e-mails, the government was a "King/Queen thing" for which there is no voting.<ref>[[Samantha Thaddeus E-mails]]</ref> The non-elected leader does what he pleases as Mayor-for-Life with supreme power, "advised" by an elected House of Representatives which sits at the CWCville Trade Center Building.<ref>[[Mailbag 5|Mailbag #5]]</ref> The right to vote has "even" been extended to [[Niggos|those of African descent]] (though [[Women's rights|apparently not to women]], as some women are seen [[Sonichu 8#Episode_17:_Epilogue|protesting]] in order to gain suffrage in CWCville). Despite allowing elections for Board of Director Members,<ref>[[Mailbag 37|Mailbag #37]]</ref> Chris shows that they still hold no authority, existing as a purely advisory committee which the Mayor is not obligated to listen to. For example, he does not discuss attacking the [[4-cent garbage.com]] building with them, he just tells them the "game plan" as a ''fait accompli''. In all, CWCVille's government more resembles an absolute monarchy or the Roman Republic under Caesar than any American polity.

Chris originally planned to hand over the role of Mayor to [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|his sister Crystal]] in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]],<ref>[[Miyamoto_Saga#From_Chris_to_Miyamoto]]</ref> but later decided not to. On 3 [[March 2009]], Chris announced that BILLY MAYS was the new Mayor of CWCville. The next day, Chris revoked his edict that made MAYS the new Mayor, establishing a government-in-exile in [[Chris's room|his bedroom]]. Most legal scholars, however, argue that since Chris was not wearing the [[Medallion]], which Chris has indicated is necessary for a video to be TRUE and HONEST, his statements to the contrary are false and therefore not legally binding, meaning BILLY MAYS was still the Mayor of CWCville. On 28 [[June 2009]], BILLY MAYS died in his mayoral mansion, allegedly due to a cocaine overdose, but the hand of Chandler was suspected. The city was plunged into mourning. Chris wasted no time in seizing control of CWCville, announcing during a [[Chris chan Discusses|post-coup interview]] that {{w|Doublethink|he was always the ruler}} and that there would be no further elections.

However, Chris eventually lost interest in being the mayor. By some point prior to 2017, he handed over the role to [[Allison Amber]].

[[File:CWCville mayor Brendan Frasier.png|thumb|200px|CWCville's mayor, 2017 - 2021.]]

In November 2017, an [[Idea Guy]] tricked Chris into believing that an election was to take place, with several candidates running.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/November_2017_tweets#CWCville_mayoral_election</ref> He created a poll on Twitter for people to vote for the new mayor. The candidates were:

*[[Brendan Fraser]] - An American actor known for his role in the ''Mummy'' movies, who became a meme due to his career decline and heavy alimony payments ([https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/brendan-frasers-alimony-just-fuck-my-shit-up link])
*[[Mao|Mao Zedong]] - communist leader of [[China]] between 1949 and 1976
*[[Allison Amber]] - then mayor of CWCville, formerly Chris's secretary
*{{w|Augusto Pinochet}} - Chilean dictator from 1973 to 1990
*{{w|Vladimir Putin}} - Current President of Russia

A few hours later, he deleted his poll and created a new one, claiming some of the candidates had dropped out. His new candidates were:

*Bob McKendrick - A character from the video game ''PAYDAY 2'', who tried running for mayor of the DC Metro area
*Vladimir Putin
*Brendan Fraser

He later deleted this poll as well. Brendan Fraser won the election and took office as mayor.<ref>[[December 2017 Facebook posts#Jamsta molested Punchy]]</ref>

Two days later he posted on Twitter that an election for new Chief of CWCville Police Department would take place. His candidates were<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/November_2017_tweets#CWCville_Chief_of_Police_election</ref>:

*[[Wikipedia:Manuel Pardo (serial killer)|Manuel Pardo Jr]] - a [[jerkop]] and serial killer executed in 2012
*[[Ian Brandon Anderson]]
*{{w|Manuel Noreiga|Man-Ewell Noriega}} [''sic''] - Dictator of Panama from 1983 to 1989
*{{w|Ed Gein|Edward Geen}} [''sic''] - A notorious murderer and body snatcher who was known as the real American Psycho.

Ian Brandon Anderson ended up winning with 65% of the votes.

In April 2021, Chris stated the current mayor to be [[Mary Lee Walsh]].<ref>[[April 2021 social media posts#Twilight Sparkle and CWCVille]]</ref>

===Prison Camps===
{{Main|Operation BARBarossa}}

As of November 2017, CWCville also houses multiple prison camps on the outskirts, where enemies from the [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|Gamindustri]] war are sent to be reformed.

==Economy==

CWCville runs under a command economy which Chris has near-total control over: the [[KCWC|radio station]] and [[CWC Cola|soft drink company]] are named after the Mayor, which indicates either nationalization of normally private businesses or rampant cronyism. The banning of goods that the Mayor disapproves of has also contributed to the city's financial troubles. [[Tobacky|Tobacco]], unhealthy as it may be, is illegal to sell, possess or consume, despite the multibillion dollar value of the industry, which by all reasonable analysis, means it is very likely one of the single most-smuggled contraband items into CWCville writ large, fetching black marketeers windfall profits.

As of [[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas|Christmas 2009]], ten homeless shelters have been set up: Chris himself claims that these ten-story "soup hotels" house a population of 900-1,800 indigents, and come equipped with free cable TV.<ref>[[Mailbag 20|Mailbag #20]]</ref> This means that the small city of CWCville has a homeless population of at least 10,000 (in comparison, the entire nation of Japan has just over 6,000<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_homeless_population</ref>). The Mayor's personal friends, such as [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], live in state-sponsored, suburban housing. He also supplied furniture for [[Wild Sonichu]].<ref>[[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], [[Episode 19]], Page 21</ref>

Strangely enough, Sonichu and Rosechu, both being too lazy to work, get $3,500 per month, (as shown in [[Mailbag 21]]), which is unusually a large sum of [[Chris and money|money]] for a [[monthly tugboat]]. This, also coupled with the unusually high homelessness rate, could tell us that CWCville possibly severely overtaxes its citizens to feed its [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|delusional, power-hungry dictator's]] multiple [[Dating Education|vanity]] [[TrollBusters|projects]].

Chris claims that the city has "a lot of [[Kevin the Jew|jews]] and [[Inos|immigrants]], like new york," and is on the stock exchange.<ref name="Jackie Chat #3"/>

=== Currency ===

[[File:Cwccash.jpg|thumb|CWCville currency]]

CWCville also mints its own currency, the '''CWCville quarter'''. It first came to prominence in ''[[Sonichu 9|Sonichu #9]]'', and comes in only two coins: the C-Quarter and the W-Quarter. Ten C-Quarters make one W-Quarter, indicating that Chris has [[Honor roll|no idea what "quarter" means]]. The W-Quarter is round and golden in color, with a silver edge and a red "W", while the C-Quarter is C-shaped and sky blue with a silver edge. Both appear to reference Chris's publishing house logo at the time, which notably appeared on the [[CWCipedia]]. CWCville still issue fines in US dollars for unknown reasons: most likely, to shore up foreign <s>currency reserves</s> spending money for a tottering dictatorship.

According to Chris on 19 November 2019,<ref>[https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1196903997300498434 Tweet] by @CPU_CWCSonichu, on 19 November 2019.</ref> and assuming that {{w|SIX Interbank Clearing}} chooses the W-Quarter as the main currency unit, the official exchange rate is {{abbr|CWQ|CWCville quarter}} 1 = {{w|US Dollar|{{abbr|USD|US Dollar}}}} 2.50,<ref>CW is actually the country code for Curaçao, and the currency code is merely for demonstration purposes.</ref> which puts the CWCville quarter only behind {{w|Kuwaiti dinar|Kuwait}}, {{w|Bahraini dinar|Bahrain}} and {{w|Omani rial|Oman}} in terms of purchasing power.<ref>[https://www.xe.com/currencytables/?from=USD&date=2020-01-01 XE.com exchange rates] for 1 January 2020 ([https://web.archive.org/web/20200410043434/https://www.xe.com/currencytables/?from=USD&date=2020-01-01 archived] on 10 April 2020).</ref> In reality, the irrational command economy and the ongoing [[Financhu Crisis|debt crisis]] in real-life means that the parallel (black market) rates may command a huge discount… {{w|Hungarian pengő#End of the pengő|something like}} {{abbr|USD|US Dollar}} 1 = {{abbr|CWQ|CWCville quarter}} 4×1029.

== The Invasion of CWCville ==
{{main|Sonichu 13}}

After years of insanity and borderline totalitarianism, things finally seemed to be improving for the citizens of CWCville. Chris had stepped down as mayor, Magi-Chan was no longer spying on the populace due to his duties as Chris' husband, and beloved American film actor [[Brendan Fraser]] was elected as Chris' successor, ensuring CWvCille would no longer be an ego-driven police state and would also be protected from evil mummies. Under Fraser's benevolent rule, it seemed like CWCville would finally be a free and happy place. Unfortunately, this newfound peace and prosperity would not last long, due to the corruptions of the Idea Guys and their ween ideas. The Idea Guys convinced Chris that CWCville was under attack by various different villains and factions, placing it in a frenzied state of war. First invaded by villains from Hyperdimension Neptunia, the invaders were quickly beaten back and put into CWCville's newly established prison camps.

Later, the city was invaded by the neighboring nation of Australatina. The Australatinas managed to wipe out most of CWCville's military, who were forced to fight a war on two fronts when the city erupted into mass riots. The Underground tunnels beneath CWCville (presumably created by Simonla didn't want to ride the fucking bus like a normal person) collapsed, causing mass devastation and splitting the city into two sides: East and West. The Australatinas then pledged their loyalty to invading Nazis, who began ethically cleansing CWCville. They successfully captured most of Chris' hedgehog Pokemon and wiped out most of the wild Pokemon around CWCville. Chris' characters were brutally executed but quickly respawned. The female Sonichus were all raped and impregnated until they were freed by Chris. The Nazis were finally beaten back and the city was rebuilt.

Though the Idea Guys were ween morons, they managed to do something no one could ever imagine was possible: make CWCville an even worse shithole. Sure, under Chris' reign the city was a manchild's playground escape fantasy with Orwellian undertones, but at least you could get a job at Taco Bell and live a reasonably peaceful life if you didn't smoke or call the mayor a tard. Once the Idea Guys took over, the city became a living hell filled with constant death and destruction with forced labor, rape, and death camps. The lesson is simple: being ruled by a bumbling and incompetent but well-meaning manchild might be bad, but being ruled by murderous nazis is at least moderately worse.

== CWCville's Restoration ==
Chris has been rather inconsistent with what parts of Sonichu 13 were actually canon and which parts he discarded. Regardless, the city was restored to its Pre-War state and all the nightmarish changes were reversed. Presumably, the timeline was fixed and all the characters returned to their normal lives, and [[Brendan Fraser]] is still the mayor, with Ian Brandon Anderson serving as his Chief of Police.

With the Nazis, evil CPUs and reality-warping demons all defeated and a fantastic actor once again leading the city, CWCville has presumably finally become a somewhat decent place, even if everything there is ass-backwards and totally absurd. Chris has written very little about CWCville following the events of Issue 13. However, Chris claimed that he attended Babscon there in 2020. CWCville, and presumably all of Dimension C-197 was totally unaffected by the COVID-19 epidemic.

== Twin towns ==

[[File:1920px-2008-0830-Charlottesville-DowntownMall.jpg|thumb|left|CWCville, as portrayed by Chris in his videos.]]

CWCville appears to be twinned with [[Charlottesville, Virginia]], the largest and most familiar urban environment in Chris's life.

Chris has made many connections between the two cities, mainly as a result of his narrow perception of the outside world: for example, Chris presented footage of Charlottesville as that of CWCville,<ref>[[Rollin' and Trollin']]</ref> while CWCville hosts the Dogwood Festival, which is an Charlottesville tradition.<ref name=p32/> Chris also stated that CWCville is as important and worthy of respect as every American city that begins with "C", but mentioned only Charlottesville by name, calling it "the most important one" of these "C-Villes"; as if Cincinnati or [[Ohio trip|Cleveland]], for example, were less important than Charlottesville.<ref>[[Do Not Dis C Ville]]</ref>

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
Image:EmperorChris.png|How Chris sees himself as CWCville's ruler.
Image:Chris Jong-Il.jpg|Artist's depiction of CWCville's beloved Mayor.
Image:Big-brother-is-watching-you-94815124855.png|The future of CWCville.
Image:0858-Cwcville7.JPG|The great <strike>dictator</strike> director on his throne.
Image:CWCville Degeneration.jpg|An artist's depiction of CWCville will look like once Chris passes away and it is forgotten.
Image:3adc9ab34027a8ea714b6570897088e8-png.jpg|City map, with aerial photo recreation below.
Image:Cwcville_Map_Version_3.png|Alternate city map, showing the rural areas around the city and how it connects to other areas.
File:Chris_ruling_cwcville_SB.jpg|Chris ruling as mayor of CWCville.
</gallery></center>

==Fan videos==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = CWCville Tour Video
| ytid = bbHypp3ziBQ
| maker = MycalFelps
| stardate = 11 [[May 2010]]
}}

==See also==
* [[CWCville Shopping Center]]
* [[CWCville Mayoral Office]]

== Sources ==
<references/>

==External links==
* [http://web.archive.org/web/20130210092136/http://www.freewebs.com/cwcvillechronicles/ CWCville Chronicles] (archive from 10 Feb 2013)
* <s>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ao1CIn7qkaY CWCville Mayor Campaign 2010]</s> (dead link as of Jun 2014)

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My Little Pony Protests

2021-07-28T21:40:23Z

Snyx: /* G5 Approaches */

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{{quote|FIVE MORE SEASONS FOR MLP G4! APPLEJACK FOR PRINCESS OF HONESTY!

DOWN WITH G5 FOR THE SAFETY OF EQUESTRIA AND EVERYWHERE ELSE!|Chris's rallying cry<ref>[[August 2018 social media posts#MLP protest part 5]]</ref>}}
[[File:Hasbro Protest.jpg|thumb|400px|"When do we want it?!" "Later!"]]

The '''''My Little Pony'' Protests''' are a [[Sonic Boom Protests|nonviolent]] series of tweets, videos and other media with the intention of persuading Hasbro—the owners of the ''[[My Little Pony]]'' franchise—to continue producing five more seasons of their animated series, ''Friendship is Magic'' in lieu of rebooting the franchise into its fifth generation, and as of late [[2019]], to cancel the spin-off series, ''My Little Pony: Pony Life''.

[[Chris]], of course, remains the only active participant since [[August 2018]]. [[CPU Blue Heart|Being quite the big shot in C-197]], he has conveyed that the aims of the protests are a means of preserving his [[imaginary friends]] in the ''Pony'' realm of Equestria; or simply put to everyone else, he refuses to accept that his favorite cartoon has concluded without his approval.

Having become seasoned in campaigns, such as the "Sonic Boom Protests" and [[HarassCWCdirectly|#HarassCWCdirectly]], the Hasbro Protests are one of Chris's most [[Chris and reality|out of touch ventures]] to date. Fortunately, [[Chris and the law|in his own best interests]], he is proceeding with the demonstrations in a more restrained manner than [[26 December 2014|previous endeavors]].

==Background==
{{main|My Little Pony|Chris and reality}}
[[File:VariousBronyConArt.jpg|thumb|left|250px|An example of Chris's chronicles in Equestria, which he perceives as reality.]]

''My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic'' was the fourth generation (or G4) of the Hasbro property, which aired from 10 October 2010 to 12 October 2019;<ref>''[[Wikipedia:My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic]]''</ref> by definition, it was Chris's favorite show of the [[2010s]]. His history with the franchise is a particularly rich one: he [[My Little Pony#Chris and ponies|initially got invested]] with the franchise to get [[Love Quest|closer]] with [[Megan]], but he was still a fan even long after she stopped speaking with him. Years later, Chris attended [[BronyCon 2017|three]] [[BronyCon 2018|BronyCon]] [[BronyCon 2019|conventions]], his Mary Sue [[OC]], [[Night Star]], would [[Sonichu 12-9|partly take on the mantle]] of [[Sonichu (comic)|his adventures]] in Equestria, and he was [[TF2 Analysis|publicly ostracized]] by several members of the brony analyst community.

Made especially clear after the [[Idea Guys]]' manipulations in early [[2018]], when faced with [[Financhu Crisis|injustices]] [[List of places that have banned Chris|in the]] [[Trolls|real world]], one of Chris's main coping mechanisms is escaping to his fantasy world of [[C-197]], where he is an [[CPU Blue Heart|omnipotent, revered deity]], and his denizens are various OCs and other fictional characters. According to Chris, in Equestria, he is an Alicorn—a Pegasus/Unicorn hybrid usually attributed to [[Chris and religion|almighty characters]] in the series—and has a strong rapport with the main characters, in addition to Night Star.<ref>[[September 2018 social media posts#Chris and his many counterparts]]</ref><ref name=PAJ>[[August 2018 social media posts#Swear your fealty to Princess Applejack]]</ref> Elements of his delusions frequently seep back into [[reality]], which is how articles such as these come to exist in the first place.

Rumors of a fifth generation were appearing as early as January 2018;<ref name=deviant>https://www.deviantart.com/liaaqila/journal/MLP-G5-LEAKS-MANE-6-DESIGN-CONCEPT-724818335</ref> in due course, they caught the attention of Chris. To him, the end of ''Friendship is Magic'' is not just the conclusion of his favorite contemporary cartoon, but the end of his sporadic social life in safe spaces such as BronyCon, among [[Other Pony events|other gatherings]] stemming from the series. Inwardly, he interprets the end of G4 as a threat to his airtight coping mechanism, as he claims the shift to a new canon in the form of G5 would see the perpetual stagnation or demise of C-197.<ref name=part2>[[August 2018 social media posts#MLP protest part 2]]</ref><ref name=part6>[[August 2018 social media posts#MLP protest part 6]]</ref>

Weeks prior to his opening protest, Chris attended BronyCon 2018, where the staff announced that [[2019]] would see their final convention.<ref>https://twitter.com/BronyCon/status/1023675000132259840</ref> This, compounded with the [[Stress|looming dread]] of G4 ending, may have been the catalyst for him to [[Megatron pistol|take arms]] and get Hasbro's attention. For Chris, Hasbro not succumbing to his demands would be to defy his self-proclaimed divinity. Though his decision to campaign was purely of his own accord, he asserts that the continuation of G4 was demanded by the highest order in Equestria – the Princesses of Equestria.<ref>[[August 2018 social media posts#MLP protest part 4]]</ref>

==Video==
On 13 [[August 2018]], Chris commenced his campaign with a statement and video posted via Twitter.<ref name=proteststart>[[August 2018 social media posts#Chris starts his Pony Protest]]</ref>

In his opening statement, Chris declared that he had [[Dreams|foreseen a possible future timeline]] in C-197, in which a spell intended to ascend [[:File:SchuComic12-9Page35.JPG|Applejack]] (who was in G4 an "Earth Pony", ie. a normal horse that's neither a Pegasus nor a Unicorn) to become an Alicorn backfires, causing the incumbent Alicorn, [[:File:SchuComic12-9Page30.JPG|Twilight Sparkle]], to transfer her wings and horn to [[:File:SchuComic12-9Page16-min.jpg|Pinkie Pie]] (who was in G4 an Earth Pony) and [[:File:Night Star crossover MLP.jpeg|Fluttershy]] (who was in G4 a Pegasus), respectively; this was apparently where G4 would transition to G5. On a more tangible note, Chris seems to have based his concerns on a single concept image for G5, which may or may not be official anyway.<ref name=deviant></ref> Chris's delusional theory falls flat, considering that the alleged G5 art of Fluttershy has removed her wings.

[[File:PonyProtestInspiration.jpg|thumb|400px|The image which got Chris all riled up.]]
{{quotebox|Everyone of Earth 1218! I have an announcement!

I have seen a future that we must prevent: My Little Pony Generation Five.

Spoiler Alert: Princess Twilight Sparkle was prompted to promote Applejack to become an Alicorn Princess, but in doing so, the spell backfires and then we end up with... THIS!

Twilight becoming an Earth Pony (SIMPLY UNFORGIVABLE!), and the horns and wings being lost and swapped between Twilight, Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy.

I just did a reset to prevent that from happening. Celestia will take it upon herself to promote Applejack, because she Will be doing something that brings the magic out of her, like it did Cadence and Twilight. AJ’s Promotion needs to happen; she becomes the next Alicorn Princess by Celestia’s Power; Twilight and the others remain as they are, and G4 continues on. Generation Five Must Not Happen!

Listen up, @Hasbro and @HasbroNews , because I HAVE The Power and Link to our Sister Dimension, and I have seen it too.

<nowiki>#ContinueMLPG4!</nowiki>

CONTINUE My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic for at least Five More Seasons, @Hasbro and @HasbroNews !

Our Matching Futures are at Stake Here! I, your CPU Blue Heart Commands it so as well, in agreement with Princess Celestia.

Please, Heed Our Warning!

Thank You.<ref name=proteststart></ref>}}

A short time later, Chris uploaded '''Hasbro! MLP G4 Must Continue; NO MLP G5!‎''':

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'''Description'''

Heed Our Warning, Hasbro! Applejack MUST become an Alicorn Princess, and Twilight must NEVER become an Earth Pony!

'''Transcript'''

Hey there everybody this is Christine Chandler coming to you live from home once again. People of Earth [[1218]] heed my warning! Spoiler alert, I have seen the future and I had to prevent it!

Princess Twilight Sparkle was about to upgrade Applejack to Alicorn status by-c-by order of Princess Celestia. Because a-Applejack is gonna come upon her own magic in a few days. But it backfires and instead of Applejack becoming Alicorn, period, Twilight's Wings get put onto Pinkie Pie and Twilight's horn gets onto Fluttershy and it's just no GOOOOOOD, and that's how we end up with that FRICKIN' G5!

We must prevent this! This is not gonna work out and I have foreseen this. This is very, very bad. So I had just confirmed with Twilight and Princess Celestia as well and... Celestia and I are in agreement as she has seen the future as well... We must prevent this G5 mistake from ever happening. And yes, G4 will continue... Applejack is the next Alicorn princess and she must become that without flaw. And so Celestia will take it upon herself to... upgrade Applejack as well.

But anyway. Heed my word, Hasbro! And everybody on the MLP show! Generation 5 must NEVER HAPPEN! And G4 must have at least 5 more seasons. And Applejack will become an Alicorn princess...

Heed this! Heed our warning! This is an official command from your CPU Blue Heart in agreement with Princess Celestia of Equestria all of which in our sister dimension.

[''nods, pauses'']

Thank you.

==Chris's premonitions==
[[File:PrincessAJ2.jpg|thumb|right|Because if Chris has portrayed it, it ''must'' be canon.]]

The rest of August 2018 saw Chris continually ranting about five more seasons of ''Friendship is Magic''. He eventually explained that if G4 was to be cancelled, the mishap stated in his video would occur, leaving Equestria vulnerable to [[Akan]] – the villain of ''Hardcore Henry'' and [[Sonichu 13|''Sonichu'' #13]], as instilled by the Idea Guys. G5 would follow said events, resulting in Akan's invasion extending into [[1218|our universe]]:
{{quotebox|The separation of the species, and the aggression is the future Celestia had seen should G5 continue and G4 end. Twilight will become an Earth Pony, and then with her unable to defend Equestria, Akan and his forces will overpower Equestria, and in the G5 show, in all the ”action” and “cool looks” and all that, Akan’s message of worshipping him as leader of all worlds will be broadcasted subliminally, and his reign will spread into Our World from our Sister Dimension there!<ref name=part6></ref>}}

It was during this wall of tweets when he started tagging the show's voice actors. It remains unknown whether the actors took notice of Chris's posts, but Hasbro certainly didn't.

[[File:AkanOC.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Never mind [[Dragon Ball Z|Goku]] or the [[Power Rangers]]. Only cartoon horses can defeat Akan.]]
On the other hand, Chris offered insight into what would be in store if the show was to continue. He believed that by the end of Season 14, all the main characters would become Alicorns, as part of a King Arthur-esque "Round Table of the Princesses of Harmony":
{{quotebox|[The] rest of the Mane Six are destined to join Princess Twilight and the soon-to-be Princess of Honesty, Applejack, as Alicorns, themselves during that time frame. Their Stories MUST be told and continued. The Reboot will ONLY just Kill the timeline of ours that will simply stifle the originals’ growth, as well as throw Both of or dimensions into a chaos that must never ever take place, @Hasbro.<ref name=part2></ref>}}

Despite Hasbro neither confirming nor denying a new season beyond 9, on 22 August, Chris went ahead with the good ending regardless:
{{quotebox|Everybody! Mark this day at about 4:10 pm, Eastern Standard Time; I saw it as it happened, as Celestia and Twilight had Applejack in her hall of memories. Without a hitch or backfire, Princess Applejack of Honesty, has arisen! And Princess Twilight remains an Alicorn!}}
{{quotebox|Everybody of this world, you all may congratulate Princess Applejack in shouting, social media sharing, or you can even write a letter directly to her (no address or stamp required; just your hand writing and signature and a moment to let your link shine for her to get the message.

All Hail Princess Applejack! All Hail the Equestria Princesses of Harmony! All Hail the continuation of MLP G4 as well!<ref>[[August 2018 social media posts#Applejack becomes an Alicorn]]</ref>}}

He even attended the coronation:
{{quotebox|Well, everyone, I was just there, in my Ponysona, sitting with Nightstar, [[Kun]] and [[September 2018 social media posts#Zap Note|Zap Note]] in the front row in Canterlot; our Princess Applejack, of Honesty, has been coronated! Everyone praise her today! Yeee-Haw!<ref name=PAJ></ref>}}
The battle was won, at least in Chris's mind, but the war was not yet over.

Later, in [[November 2019]], Chris immortalized his pseudo-canon as part of his
[[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder]] card collection:<ref name=nog5>[[November 2019 social media posts#Gen5 is not meant to be for Years]]</ref>
<center><gallery>
File:PrincessTwilightCard.jpg|Princess Twilight Sparkle
File:PrinceSpikeCard.jpg|Prince Spike
File:PrincessAppleJackCard.jpg|Princess Applejack
File:PrincessRainbowDashCard.jpg|Princess Rainbow Dash
File:PrincessFluttershyCard.jpg|Princess Fluttershy
File:PrincessPinkieCard.jpg|Princess Pinkie Pie
File:PrincessRarityCard.jpg|Princess Rarity
</gallery></center>

==''Friendship is Magic'' ends==
[[File:ChrisTF2.jpg|thumb|250px|Imagine being one of the VIPs at a convention, and one of your fans tells you that you would continue voicing a role because the character you voice communicated her demands from another dimension to said fan. That was voice actress Nicole Oliver in 2019.]]

On 16 February 2019, ''My Little Pony'' confirmed that Season 9 would be their final one.<ref>https://www.facebook.com/mylittlepony/posts/2652914364725984:0</ref> Chris's campaign reemerged in the June of that year; in his second wave of protests, he pulled the [[Chris and politics|"Big, Greedy Corporation" card]] as his excuse for Hasbro not budging:
{{quotebox|On the Good News: Everyone At Hasbro has received, either directly from Celestia, herself, or from those of us in the fandom, communities and then some and so forth. BUT, apparently, there are Some at Hasbro who do not believe in Fate and Destiny events, in addition to their monetary greed (no surprise).<ref name=june19>[[June 2019 social media posts#Chris resumes the My Little Pony Protests]]</ref>}}

Failing to understand that companies delegate productions to other studios to meet time and budget constraints, he advised his fellow campaigners to boycott the new (canon) television special:
{{quotebox|The upcoming MLP Special, [[Wikipedia:My Little Pony: Rainbow Roadtrip|Rainbow Roadtrip]], as it was made by a different media company: Please, Boycott Watching It, as well as Any and all Uploaded Video Content of this show.
Typically, I am not one to bad mouth about that which has no hatred content in it, BUT this is a Royal Request.<ref name=june19></ref>}}

At the [[BronyCon 2019|final BronyCon]] in [[August 2019]], Chris [[BronyCon 2019#Meeting Nicole Oliver|relayed to Princess Celestia voice actress, Nicole Oliver]], that her contract would be extended (note: Chris assumed the identity of [[Magi-Chan]] during the following post):
{{quoteboxpurple|Celestia and Luna are a long way from retiring. As @CPU_CWCSonichu has personally told @mouthnoize at BronyCon, “The Reirement [''sic''] is not in.”<ref>[[September 2019 social media posts#Chris spoke to VA about the Pony Protests]]</ref>}}
Nicole Oliver later blocked Chris on Twitter for undisclosed reasons.<ref>[[:File:NicoleOliverTwitter.jpg]]</ref>

In the final days of Season 9, ''My Little Pony'' offered fans other ways to engage with the franchise. One of which was the comic book series from IDW Publishing, which moving forward, was to promote its publication with the Hasbro approved tagline of "Season 10".<ref>''[[Wikipedia:My Little Pony (IDW Publishing)]]''</ref> Chris was not having it:

{{quotebox|Dear @Hasbro, #MLPFiM G4 Needs to have its Seasons 10 to 14 Animated in Chronicling; Not Just Comic Books. This is Celestia, Luna, and Princess Twilight’s Command, as well as the Command of all of the Deities between both dimensions. To leave it as simply @IDWPublishing comics is very much an insult.<ref>[[October 2019 social media posts#Chris complains about the MLP comics]]</ref>}}

On 12 [[October 2019]], ''Friendship is Magic'' aired its final episode – with no allusions to the forthcoming Akan or Round Table of Princesses. By the following month, Chris remained in the first of the five stages of grief:
{{quotebox|I will also comment that I have not at all yet watched the Season 9 three-part finale at all (the mild spoiler imagery is not helpful) until after Season 10 of Gen4 #MLPFiM is aired on Discovery Family in 2020, and proper full announcements have been made in this dimension by @Hasbro and the people therein of the show. I eagerly await hearing this confirmation from the News Sources. Princess Celestia Has commanded you all before as well of this.<ref name=nog5></ref>}}

On 20 [[April 2020]] Hasbro released the Friendship is Forever series which was a clip show of MLP G4 and added a little bit more context to the last episode of the series. Chris ([[Spirit possession|roleplaying]] as [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]) responded to this new in celebration most likely because he thought it was G4’s return. After a few minutes Chris followed up his original response by changing his original prediction from [[October 2019]] to align with the current news, implying that his original prediction was wrong.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1252422902055493632</ref>Chris attempted to take credit for the news as he had made a card in his TSSSF Nightstar and Friends Expansion pack about Season 10 of MLP G4 coming in [[April 2020]], but Friendship is Forever and tenth season of MLP G4 are clearly two different things.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1252423951071866880</ref>
{{quotebox|Hmm. Actually, with consent from Mama, let me add a bit further: MORE of “Friendship Is Magic”, Delay of Gen 5, falling of #GOPony, and this now in April. And her Fifth Bonus card in her #TSSSF Nightstar & Friends Expansion that was put together months ago...
Can you say Kra-Kow?}}

According to Chris ([[Spirit possession|roleplaying]] as [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]) in [[August 2020]], he had finished viewing Season 9:
{{quoteboxyellow|Yes, Mama has reluctantly watched the future episode of the season that was very much premature on being chronicled and shown at all.<ref>[[Discord Q&A 2#"Sonichu"'s replies]]</ref>}}

==GOPony==
{{quote|NO. #MLPFiMSeason10to14 is what we need; Not this GO! [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|Crap]].|Chris is deadly serious<ref>[[November 2019 social media posts#Not this GO! Crap]]</ref>}}
{{quote|I got news for you: between Gen 1 and Gen 4, MLP is not for babies;|Chris not realizing that the intended demographic for My Little Pony is young children<ref>[[June 2020 social media posts#MLP is not for babies]]</ref>}}
[[File:NightStarProtest.jpg|thumb|right|The pony equivalent of protesting to [[Godbear|God]] about doomsday being inevitable.]]
Surprisingly, Chris actually predicted one thing correctly, back in August 2018:
{{quotebox|G5 will be like Teen Titans Go, or the Sonic Boom video game; it will be downhill. I have foreseen it. Celestia has foreseen it. EVERYBODY with the Power has foreseen it.<ref>[[August 2018 social media posts#MLP protest part 3]]</ref>}}

On 13 November 2019, Hasbro, having ignored Chris's previous warnings, announced ''My Little Pony: Pony Life'' – a chibi spin-off of ''Friendship is Magic'', intended as a stopgap between G4 and G5. An upset Chris took to Twitter and spammed Hasbro, along with users showing any kind of interest in the show, with repeated complaints:

{{quotebox|And [''Pony Life''] is another reason why G5 gets delayed until 2025, and we get #MLPFiMSeason14 before then, with Seasons 10 to 13 before then. I Know you can hear us, and that you read these, @Hasbro. Celestia Has Talked With You All. Don’t be Corporate Greeds. ⚡️💙⚡️<ref>[[November 2019 social media posts#Chris targets Pony Life]]</ref>}}

Henceforth, Chris went on to mockingly dub the new series "GOPony", due to its similarity to Cartoon Network's [[Wikipedia:Teen Titans Go! (TV series)|''Teen Titans Go!'']]. He elaborated that the two shows coexist in the same "jerkish" dimension:
{{quotebox|Actually, it is literally linked in the same Dimension as Teen Titans GO, and they are ALL Jerkish. This #GOPony show is simply Not Good At All. It needs to remain OFF THE AIR, Period.<ref>[[November 2019 social media posts#Pony Life is the same dimension as Teen Titans Go!]]</ref>}}

Having no impact in the real world, Chris retreated to C-197, where he recruited Night Star, Kun T’Nyuget and various major characters from the series to picket outside Hasbro's corporate headquarters and in Equestria. His imaginary protests were depicted in TSSSF cards, published on 16 November – one of which portrays Chris and Night Star confronting the "greedy" Hasbro executives and convincing them to renew G4;<ref>[[November 2019 social media posts#Chris issues a death threat against a cartoon]]</ref> Hasbro is yet to issue a statement in the ''real world'' regarding this change of direction.

<center><gallery>
File:Nightstarprotestcard.jpg|Nightstar in Protest
File:Kunprotestcard.jpg|Kun in Protest
File:Hasbroprotestcard.jpg|Protesting at Hasbro Inc.
File:Executiveprotestcard.jpg|Telling it to the executives
</gallery></center>

[[File:CWC GoPony reaction.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Chris's reaction to ''Pony Life'''s premiere, June 2020.]]
Chris continued to spam Twitter with complaints about ''Pony Life'' well into [[2020]] – especially with the the #GOPony hashtag.<ref>[https://twitter.com/search?f=live&q=(%23GOPony)%20(from%3Acpu_cwcsonichu)&src=typed_query Twitter search for Chris's use of #GoPony]</ref>

Unable to attend [[BABSCon]] due to the [[COVID-19]] pandemic, Chris claimed to have [[Spirit possession#Sonichu|swapped bodies]] with [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] in [[March 2020]], in order to attend the convention in C-197.<ref>[[April 2020 social media posts#Chris body swaps with Sonichu to cope with missing BABScon]]</ref> (It's possible that Chris believed that he could go to the convention to campaign for more G4 in spite of the series ending, and his retreat from reality was done to [[Chris and coping|cope]] with his inability to do that.) On 21 [[June 2020]], with Chris still in C-197, the first episode of ''Pony Life'' premiered. "Sonichu" viewed the episode and posted a selfie of him with a cartoonish frown on his face to express his displeasure:

{{quoteboxyellow|Literally the face I simply can not help but make as I watch the first episode of #GOPony. UGH! Freaking @Hasbro executives! 😠⚡🔥

What did Mama say Months ago? That’s right: #GOPony is confirmed Epic Garbage! Ugh! I am soo upset and angry over this abomination! Do you hear me, @Hasbro? EPIC Garbage!<ref>[[June 2020 social media posts#Deity-level awful]]</ref>}}

In the middle of 2020, Chris steadily stopped protesting ''Pony Life'', choosing to protest the upcoming G5 instead. Chris's latest form of protest against ''Pony Life'' came in [[September 2020]], after being asked a question about the series by a fan on Discord, Chris simply replied saying: "No comment."<ref>[[Discord Q&A 7#Has Chris seen more episodes of Pony Life?]]</ref>

==G5 Approaches==
{{quote|CANCEL MLP G5 AND RENEW MLP G4 FOR ITS FIVE SEASONS ALREADY, @Hasbro, PLEASE!!! ⚡️💙⚡️|Chris demanding for G5's cancellation<ref>[[April 2021 social media posts#Renew MLP G4]]</ref>}}
Chris continued to descend into denial as more G5 content began to come out. On 5 [[February 2021]], the synopsis for the MLP G5 movie and series was released. Chris ([[Spirit possession|roleplaying]] as [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]) commented on this synopsis on 6 [[February 2021]], stating that G5 was more of a continuation of G4 instead of it being its own standalone generation, therefore making his prediction correct.<ref>[[February 2021 social media posts#MLP G4 and G5]]</ref> This doesn’t line up with Chris’s original prediction as it included that the main 6 characters of the show would all become alicorns and G5 would be delayed to 2025.

25 [[February 2021]] was a significant day for Chris, as a short teaser video for G5 was released by Hasbro. After nearly an entire year of roleplaying as Sonichu, this new video encouraged Chris to stop the roleplay so he could respond to it.
<ref>[[February 2021 social media posts#Chris comes back from being possessed by Sonichu]]</ref> This was most likely because Chris believes that his “[[Messiah complex|Goddess authority]]” would make Hasbro listen to him. Chris would also later agree with Twitter users stating that G5 was supposedly [[Chris and politics|leftist propaganda]]. {{quotebox|Even moreso why G5 is a really deity-level awful idea, @Hasbro. We are very much opposed to it, even Princess Twilight Sparkle, herself, in Equestria. I Know, because I have been there and talked with her, Celestia, Luna and everyone else, personally. ⚡️💙⚡️<ref>[[February 2021 social media posts#MLP G5 deity-level awful idea]]</ref>}}

It is worth noting that throughout the protests regarding the G5 teaser, Chris would make very little, if any mention at all of the actual contents of it. Instead choosing to dislike it seemingly only because it wasn't G4.

Chris began to show his disapproval for G5 on multiple posts made by Twitter users showing excitement after watching the teaser. Chris then began to call G5, a “G3 remake” despite looking very little like G3 of My Little Pony. Chris most likely thought that G5 looked like G3 because characters in both series have wide noses. Chris would then make a post telling bronies and Hasbro that G5 would be bad, and if it were released, the world would end.<ref>[[February 2021 social media posts#MLP G5 protests]]</ref> However, the hype for the new series continued to grow in the brony fandom, and members of the community that Chris admired, such as [[Dr. Wolf]], made videos discussing their enthusiasm for the series. This, along with [[Dimensional Merge|The Merge]] not happening, caused Chris to leave Twitter. {{quotebox|Hey, y’all. I am going to stay off of Twitter for a while until When #NotMLPG5ItsMLPG3Remake is confirmed Cancelled. @Hasbro, you listen up and Cancel MLPG5 Now, please.<ref>[[February 2021 social media posts#Chris takes a break from Twitter because of MLP G5]]</ref>}} Unsurprisingly, Chris would return to Twitter the very next day.<ref>[[February 2021 social media posts#Sonichu]]</ref>

On March 12th, Chris would promote a petition on Change.org to cancel/postpone G5. This petition would unsurprisingly not be successful. {{quotebox|Please, help keep our universe, here, and our Equestria, from falling apart and sign this petition to Cancel MLPG5 Right Now and Today.

Listen Up, @Hasbro.<ref>[[February 2021 social media posts#Cancel MLP G5 petition]]</ref>}}

Chris would continue to enact other various protests throughout the months. The most notable of which being him once again stating that the world would end when G5 was released,<ref>[[March 2021 social media posts#Apocalyptic G5 events]]</ref> and that if he was able to, he would supposedly pay [[Chris and money|one million dollars]] to Hasbro in order to stop G5 from being released.<ref>[[March 2021 social media posts#Freaking MLP G5]]</ref>

Chris still remains committed to his delusion that ''Friendship is Magic'' will return to television screens. Only time will tell how he will react when he realizes the futility of his campaign against G5, or whether his vitriol against it will ever reach the [[26 December 2014|same levels]] as the [[Sonic Boom Protests]].

On July 27th, Chris uploaded a video to YouTube titled [[Direct Message to Hasbro: MLPG5 Is Cancelled.]] In it, he shouts into the camera demanding that Hasbro cancel the production of MLPG5 and continue Friendship is Magic for five more seasons.

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==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
File:CWC reaction meme for MLP Pony Life.png|A reaction image Chris has often used in conjunction with his tweets.
File:NotoGOPony.jpg|And Chris wonders why people block him...
File:PonyGo.jpeg|He won't like this art.
</gallery></center>

==See also==
*[[Chris and oratory]]
*[[Sonic Boom Protests]]
*[[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder]]

==References==
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My Little Pony Protests

2021-07-28T21:40:09Z

Snyx: /* G5 Approaches */

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{{Protip|This article contains ''My Little Pony'' lore and other delusions, as spouted by Chris. Efforts have been taken to help readers comprehend/understand it.}}

{{quote|FIVE MORE SEASONS FOR MLP G4! APPLEJACK FOR PRINCESS OF HONESTY!

DOWN WITH G5 FOR THE SAFETY OF EQUESTRIA AND EVERYWHERE ELSE!|Chris's rallying cry<ref>[[August 2018 social media posts#MLP protest part 5]]</ref>}}
[[File:Hasbro Protest.jpg|thumb|400px|"When do we want it?!" "Later!"]]

The '''''My Little Pony'' Protests''' are a [[Sonic Boom Protests|nonviolent]] series of tweets, videos and other media with the intention of persuading Hasbro—the owners of the ''[[My Little Pony]]'' franchise—to continue producing five more seasons of their animated series, ''Friendship is Magic'' in lieu of rebooting the franchise into its fifth generation, and as of late [[2019]], to cancel the spin-off series, ''My Little Pony: Pony Life''.

[[Chris]], of course, remains the only active participant since [[August 2018]]. [[CPU Blue Heart|Being quite the big shot in C-197]], he has conveyed that the aims of the protests are a means of preserving his [[imaginary friends]] in the ''Pony'' realm of Equestria; or simply put to everyone else, he refuses to accept that his favorite cartoon has concluded without his approval.

Having become seasoned in campaigns, such as the "Sonic Boom Protests" and [[HarassCWCdirectly|#HarassCWCdirectly]], the Hasbro Protests are one of Chris's most [[Chris and reality|out of touch ventures]] to date. Fortunately, [[Chris and the law|in his own best interests]], he is proceeding with the demonstrations in a more restrained manner than [[26 December 2014|previous endeavors]].

==Background==
{{main|My Little Pony|Chris and reality}}
[[File:VariousBronyConArt.jpg|thumb|left|250px|An example of Chris's chronicles in Equestria, which he perceives as reality.]]

''My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic'' was the fourth generation (or G4) of the Hasbro property, which aired from 10 October 2010 to 12 October 2019;<ref>''[[Wikipedia:My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic]]''</ref> by definition, it was Chris's favorite show of the [[2010s]]. His history with the franchise is a particularly rich one: he [[My Little Pony#Chris and ponies|initially got invested]] with the franchise to get [[Love Quest|closer]] with [[Megan]], but he was still a fan even long after she stopped speaking with him. Years later, Chris attended [[BronyCon 2017|three]] [[BronyCon 2018|BronyCon]] [[BronyCon 2019|conventions]], his Mary Sue [[OC]], [[Night Star]], would [[Sonichu 12-9|partly take on the mantle]] of [[Sonichu (comic)|his adventures]] in Equestria, and he was [[TF2 Analysis|publicly ostracized]] by several members of the brony analyst community.

Made especially clear after the [[Idea Guys]]' manipulations in early [[2018]], when faced with [[Financhu Crisis|injustices]] [[List of places that have banned Chris|in the]] [[Trolls|real world]], one of Chris's main coping mechanisms is escaping to his fantasy world of [[C-197]], where he is an [[CPU Blue Heart|omnipotent, revered deity]], and his denizens are various OCs and other fictional characters. According to Chris, in Equestria, he is an Alicorn—a Pegasus/Unicorn hybrid usually attributed to [[Chris and religion|almighty characters]] in the series—and has a strong rapport with the main characters, in addition to Night Star.<ref>[[September 2018 social media posts#Chris and his many counterparts]]</ref><ref name=PAJ>[[August 2018 social media posts#Swear your fealty to Princess Applejack]]</ref> Elements of his delusions frequently seep back into [[reality]], which is how articles such as these come to exist in the first place.

Rumors of a fifth generation were appearing as early as January 2018;<ref name=deviant>https://www.deviantart.com/liaaqila/journal/MLP-G5-LEAKS-MANE-6-DESIGN-CONCEPT-724818335</ref> in due course, they caught the attention of Chris. To him, the end of ''Friendship is Magic'' is not just the conclusion of his favorite contemporary cartoon, but the end of his sporadic social life in safe spaces such as BronyCon, among [[Other Pony events|other gatherings]] stemming from the series. Inwardly, he interprets the end of G4 as a threat to his airtight coping mechanism, as he claims the shift to a new canon in the form of G5 would see the perpetual stagnation or demise of C-197.<ref name=part2>[[August 2018 social media posts#MLP protest part 2]]</ref><ref name=part6>[[August 2018 social media posts#MLP protest part 6]]</ref>

Weeks prior to his opening protest, Chris attended BronyCon 2018, where the staff announced that [[2019]] would see their final convention.<ref>https://twitter.com/BronyCon/status/1023675000132259840</ref> This, compounded with the [[Stress|looming dread]] of G4 ending, may have been the catalyst for him to [[Megatron pistol|take arms]] and get Hasbro's attention. For Chris, Hasbro not succumbing to his demands would be to defy his self-proclaimed divinity. Though his decision to campaign was purely of his own accord, he asserts that the continuation of G4 was demanded by the highest order in Equestria – the Princesses of Equestria.<ref>[[August 2018 social media posts#MLP protest part 4]]</ref>

==Video==
On 13 [[August 2018]], Chris commenced his campaign with a statement and video posted via Twitter.<ref name=proteststart>[[August 2018 social media posts#Chris starts his Pony Protest]]</ref>

In his opening statement, Chris declared that he had [[Dreams|foreseen a possible future timeline]] in C-197, in which a spell intended to ascend [[:File:SchuComic12-9Page35.JPG|Applejack]] (who was in G4 an "Earth Pony", ie. a normal horse that's neither a Pegasus nor a Unicorn) to become an Alicorn backfires, causing the incumbent Alicorn, [[:File:SchuComic12-9Page30.JPG|Twilight Sparkle]], to transfer her wings and horn to [[:File:SchuComic12-9Page16-min.jpg|Pinkie Pie]] (who was in G4 an Earth Pony) and [[:File:Night Star crossover MLP.jpeg|Fluttershy]] (who was in G4 a Pegasus), respectively; this was apparently where G4 would transition to G5. On a more tangible note, Chris seems to have based his concerns on a single concept image for G5, which may or may not be official anyway.<ref name=deviant></ref> Chris's delusional theory falls flat, considering that the alleged G5 art of Fluttershy has removed her wings.

[[File:PonyProtestInspiration.jpg|thumb|400px|The image which got Chris all riled up.]]
{{quotebox|Everyone of Earth 1218! I have an announcement!

I have seen a future that we must prevent: My Little Pony Generation Five.

Spoiler Alert: Princess Twilight Sparkle was prompted to promote Applejack to become an Alicorn Princess, but in doing so, the spell backfires and then we end up with... THIS!

Twilight becoming an Earth Pony (SIMPLY UNFORGIVABLE!), and the horns and wings being lost and swapped between Twilight, Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy.

I just did a reset to prevent that from happening. Celestia will take it upon herself to promote Applejack, because she Will be doing something that brings the magic out of her, like it did Cadence and Twilight. AJ’s Promotion needs to happen; she becomes the next Alicorn Princess by Celestia’s Power; Twilight and the others remain as they are, and G4 continues on. Generation Five Must Not Happen!

Listen up, @Hasbro and @HasbroNews , because I HAVE The Power and Link to our Sister Dimension, and I have seen it too.

<nowiki>#ContinueMLPG4!</nowiki>

CONTINUE My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic for at least Five More Seasons, @Hasbro and @HasbroNews !

Our Matching Futures are at Stake Here! I, your CPU Blue Heart Commands it so as well, in agreement with Princess Celestia.

Please, Heed Our Warning!

Thank You.<ref name=proteststart></ref>}}

A short time later, Chris uploaded '''Hasbro! MLP G4 Must Continue; NO MLP G5!‎''':

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'''Description'''

Heed Our Warning, Hasbro! Applejack MUST become an Alicorn Princess, and Twilight must NEVER become an Earth Pony!

'''Transcript'''

Hey there everybody this is Christine Chandler coming to you live from home once again. People of Earth [[1218]] heed my warning! Spoiler alert, I have seen the future and I had to prevent it!

Princess Twilight Sparkle was about to upgrade Applejack to Alicorn status by-c-by order of Princess Celestia. Because a-Applejack is gonna come upon her own magic in a few days. But it backfires and instead of Applejack becoming Alicorn, period, Twilight's Wings get put onto Pinkie Pie and Twilight's horn gets onto Fluttershy and it's just no GOOOOOOD, and that's how we end up with that FRICKIN' G5!

We must prevent this! This is not gonna work out and I have foreseen this. This is very, very bad. So I had just confirmed with Twilight and Princess Celestia as well and... Celestia and I are in agreement as she has seen the future as well... We must prevent this G5 mistake from ever happening. And yes, G4 will continue... Applejack is the next Alicorn princess and she must become that without flaw. And so Celestia will take it upon herself to... upgrade Applejack as well.

But anyway. Heed my word, Hasbro! And everybody on the MLP show! Generation 5 must NEVER HAPPEN! And G4 must have at least 5 more seasons. And Applejack will become an Alicorn princess...

Heed this! Heed our warning! This is an official command from your CPU Blue Heart in agreement with Princess Celestia of Equestria all of which in our sister dimension.

[''nods, pauses'']

Thank you.

==Chris's premonitions==
[[File:PrincessAJ2.jpg|thumb|right|Because if Chris has portrayed it, it ''must'' be canon.]]

The rest of August 2018 saw Chris continually ranting about five more seasons of ''Friendship is Magic''. He eventually explained that if G4 was to be cancelled, the mishap stated in his video would occur, leaving Equestria vulnerable to [[Akan]] – the villain of ''Hardcore Henry'' and [[Sonichu 13|''Sonichu'' #13]], as instilled by the Idea Guys. G5 would follow said events, resulting in Akan's invasion extending into [[1218|our universe]]:
{{quotebox|The separation of the species, and the aggression is the future Celestia had seen should G5 continue and G4 end. Twilight will become an Earth Pony, and then with her unable to defend Equestria, Akan and his forces will overpower Equestria, and in the G5 show, in all the ”action” and “cool looks” and all that, Akan’s message of worshipping him as leader of all worlds will be broadcasted subliminally, and his reign will spread into Our World from our Sister Dimension there!<ref name=part6></ref>}}

It was during this wall of tweets when he started tagging the show's voice actors. It remains unknown whether the actors took notice of Chris's posts, but Hasbro certainly didn't.

[[File:AkanOC.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Never mind [[Dragon Ball Z|Goku]] or the [[Power Rangers]]. Only cartoon horses can defeat Akan.]]
On the other hand, Chris offered insight into what would be in store if the show was to continue. He believed that by the end of Season 14, all the main characters would become Alicorns, as part of a King Arthur-esque "Round Table of the Princesses of Harmony":
{{quotebox|[The] rest of the Mane Six are destined to join Princess Twilight and the soon-to-be Princess of Honesty, Applejack, as Alicorns, themselves during that time frame. Their Stories MUST be told and continued. The Reboot will ONLY just Kill the timeline of ours that will simply stifle the originals’ growth, as well as throw Both of or dimensions into a chaos that must never ever take place, @Hasbro.<ref name=part2></ref>}}

Despite Hasbro neither confirming nor denying a new season beyond 9, on 22 August, Chris went ahead with the good ending regardless:
{{quotebox|Everybody! Mark this day at about 4:10 pm, Eastern Standard Time; I saw it as it happened, as Celestia and Twilight had Applejack in her hall of memories. Without a hitch or backfire, Princess Applejack of Honesty, has arisen! And Princess Twilight remains an Alicorn!}}
{{quotebox|Everybody of this world, you all may congratulate Princess Applejack in shouting, social media sharing, or you can even write a letter directly to her (no address or stamp required; just your hand writing and signature and a moment to let your link shine for her to get the message.

All Hail Princess Applejack! All Hail the Equestria Princesses of Harmony! All Hail the continuation of MLP G4 as well!<ref>[[August 2018 social media posts#Applejack becomes an Alicorn]]</ref>}}

He even attended the coronation:
{{quotebox|Well, everyone, I was just there, in my Ponysona, sitting with Nightstar, [[Kun]] and [[September 2018 social media posts#Zap Note|Zap Note]] in the front row in Canterlot; our Princess Applejack, of Honesty, has been coronated! Everyone praise her today! Yeee-Haw!<ref name=PAJ></ref>}}
The battle was won, at least in Chris's mind, but the war was not yet over.

Later, in [[November 2019]], Chris immortalized his pseudo-canon as part of his
[[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder]] card collection:<ref name=nog5>[[November 2019 social media posts#Gen5 is not meant to be for Years]]</ref>
<center><gallery>
File:PrincessTwilightCard.jpg|Princess Twilight Sparkle
File:PrinceSpikeCard.jpg|Prince Spike
File:PrincessAppleJackCard.jpg|Princess Applejack
File:PrincessRainbowDashCard.jpg|Princess Rainbow Dash
File:PrincessFluttershyCard.jpg|Princess Fluttershy
File:PrincessPinkieCard.jpg|Princess Pinkie Pie
File:PrincessRarityCard.jpg|Princess Rarity
</gallery></center>

==''Friendship is Magic'' ends==
[[File:ChrisTF2.jpg|thumb|250px|Imagine being one of the VIPs at a convention, and one of your fans tells you that you would continue voicing a role because the character you voice communicated her demands from another dimension to said fan. That was voice actress Nicole Oliver in 2019.]]

On 16 February 2019, ''My Little Pony'' confirmed that Season 9 would be their final one.<ref>https://www.facebook.com/mylittlepony/posts/2652914364725984:0</ref> Chris's campaign reemerged in the June of that year; in his second wave of protests, he pulled the [[Chris and politics|"Big, Greedy Corporation" card]] as his excuse for Hasbro not budging:
{{quotebox|On the Good News: Everyone At Hasbro has received, either directly from Celestia, herself, or from those of us in the fandom, communities and then some and so forth. BUT, apparently, there are Some at Hasbro who do not believe in Fate and Destiny events, in addition to their monetary greed (no surprise).<ref name=june19>[[June 2019 social media posts#Chris resumes the My Little Pony Protests]]</ref>}}

Failing to understand that companies delegate productions to other studios to meet time and budget constraints, he advised his fellow campaigners to boycott the new (canon) television special:
{{quotebox|The upcoming MLP Special, [[Wikipedia:My Little Pony: Rainbow Roadtrip|Rainbow Roadtrip]], as it was made by a different media company: Please, Boycott Watching It, as well as Any and all Uploaded Video Content of this show.
Typically, I am not one to bad mouth about that which has no hatred content in it, BUT this is a Royal Request.<ref name=june19></ref>}}

At the [[BronyCon 2019|final BronyCon]] in [[August 2019]], Chris [[BronyCon 2019#Meeting Nicole Oliver|relayed to Princess Celestia voice actress, Nicole Oliver]], that her contract would be extended (note: Chris assumed the identity of [[Magi-Chan]] during the following post):
{{quoteboxpurple|Celestia and Luna are a long way from retiring. As @CPU_CWCSonichu has personally told @mouthnoize at BronyCon, “The Reirement [''sic''] is not in.”<ref>[[September 2019 social media posts#Chris spoke to VA about the Pony Protests]]</ref>}}
Nicole Oliver later blocked Chris on Twitter for undisclosed reasons.<ref>[[:File:NicoleOliverTwitter.jpg]]</ref>

In the final days of Season 9, ''My Little Pony'' offered fans other ways to engage with the franchise. One of which was the comic book series from IDW Publishing, which moving forward, was to promote its publication with the Hasbro approved tagline of "Season 10".<ref>''[[Wikipedia:My Little Pony (IDW Publishing)]]''</ref> Chris was not having it:

{{quotebox|Dear @Hasbro, #MLPFiM G4 Needs to have its Seasons 10 to 14 Animated in Chronicling; Not Just Comic Books. This is Celestia, Luna, and Princess Twilight’s Command, as well as the Command of all of the Deities between both dimensions. To leave it as simply @IDWPublishing comics is very much an insult.<ref>[[October 2019 social media posts#Chris complains about the MLP comics]]</ref>}}

On 12 [[October 2019]], ''Friendship is Magic'' aired its final episode – with no allusions to the forthcoming Akan or Round Table of Princesses. By the following month, Chris remained in the first of the five stages of grief:
{{quotebox|I will also comment that I have not at all yet watched the Season 9 three-part finale at all (the mild spoiler imagery is not helpful) until after Season 10 of Gen4 #MLPFiM is aired on Discovery Family in 2020, and proper full announcements have been made in this dimension by @Hasbro and the people therein of the show. I eagerly await hearing this confirmation from the News Sources. Princess Celestia Has commanded you all before as well of this.<ref name=nog5></ref>}}

On 20 [[April 2020]] Hasbro released the Friendship is Forever series which was a clip show of MLP G4 and added a little bit more context to the last episode of the series. Chris ([[Spirit possession|roleplaying]] as [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]) responded to this new in celebration most likely because he thought it was G4’s return. After a few minutes Chris followed up his original response by changing his original prediction from [[October 2019]] to align with the current news, implying that his original prediction was wrong.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1252422902055493632</ref>Chris attempted to take credit for the news as he had made a card in his TSSSF Nightstar and Friends Expansion pack about Season 10 of MLP G4 coming in [[April 2020]], but Friendship is Forever and tenth season of MLP G4 are clearly two different things.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1252423951071866880</ref>
{{quotebox|Hmm. Actually, with consent from Mama, let me add a bit further: MORE of “Friendship Is Magic”, Delay of Gen 5, falling of #GOPony, and this now in April. And her Fifth Bonus card in her #TSSSF Nightstar & Friends Expansion that was put together months ago...
Can you say Kra-Kow?}}

According to Chris ([[Spirit possession|roleplaying]] as [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]) in [[August 2020]], he had finished viewing Season 9:
{{quoteboxyellow|Yes, Mama has reluctantly watched the future episode of the season that was very much premature on being chronicled and shown at all.<ref>[[Discord Q&A 2#"Sonichu"'s replies]]</ref>}}

==GOPony==
{{quote|NO. #MLPFiMSeason10to14 is what we need; Not this GO! [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|Crap]].|Chris is deadly serious<ref>[[November 2019 social media posts#Not this GO! Crap]]</ref>}}
{{quote|I got news for you: between Gen 1 and Gen 4, MLP is not for babies;|Chris not realizing that the intended demographic for My Little Pony is young children<ref>[[June 2020 social media posts#MLP is not for babies]]</ref>}}
[[File:NightStarProtest.jpg|thumb|right|The pony equivalent of protesting to [[Godbear|God]] about doomsday being inevitable.]]
Surprisingly, Chris actually predicted one thing correctly, back in August 2018:
{{quotebox|G5 will be like Teen Titans Go, or the Sonic Boom video game; it will be downhill. I have foreseen it. Celestia has foreseen it. EVERYBODY with the Power has foreseen it.<ref>[[August 2018 social media posts#MLP protest part 3]]</ref>}}

On 13 November 2019, Hasbro, having ignored Chris's previous warnings, announced ''My Little Pony: Pony Life'' – a chibi spin-off of ''Friendship is Magic'', intended as a stopgap between G4 and G5. An upset Chris took to Twitter and spammed Hasbro, along with users showing any kind of interest in the show, with repeated complaints:

{{quotebox|And [''Pony Life''] is another reason why G5 gets delayed until 2025, and we get #MLPFiMSeason14 before then, with Seasons 10 to 13 before then. I Know you can hear us, and that you read these, @Hasbro. Celestia Has Talked With You All. Don’t be Corporate Greeds. ⚡️💙⚡️<ref>[[November 2019 social media posts#Chris targets Pony Life]]</ref>}}

Henceforth, Chris went on to mockingly dub the new series "GOPony", due to its similarity to Cartoon Network's [[Wikipedia:Teen Titans Go! (TV series)|''Teen Titans Go!'']]. He elaborated that the two shows coexist in the same "jerkish" dimension:
{{quotebox|Actually, it is literally linked in the same Dimension as Teen Titans GO, and they are ALL Jerkish. This #GOPony show is simply Not Good At All. It needs to remain OFF THE AIR, Period.<ref>[[November 2019 social media posts#Pony Life is the same dimension as Teen Titans Go!]]</ref>}}

Having no impact in the real world, Chris retreated to C-197, where he recruited Night Star, Kun T’Nyuget and various major characters from the series to picket outside Hasbro's corporate headquarters and in Equestria. His imaginary protests were depicted in TSSSF cards, published on 16 November – one of which portrays Chris and Night Star confronting the "greedy" Hasbro executives and convincing them to renew G4;<ref>[[November 2019 social media posts#Chris issues a death threat against a cartoon]]</ref> Hasbro is yet to issue a statement in the ''real world'' regarding this change of direction.

<center><gallery>
File:Nightstarprotestcard.jpg|Nightstar in Protest
File:Kunprotestcard.jpg|Kun in Protest
File:Hasbroprotestcard.jpg|Protesting at Hasbro Inc.
File:Executiveprotestcard.jpg|Telling it to the executives
</gallery></center>

[[File:CWC GoPony reaction.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Chris's reaction to ''Pony Life'''s premiere, June 2020.]]
Chris continued to spam Twitter with complaints about ''Pony Life'' well into [[2020]] – especially with the the #GOPony hashtag.<ref>[https://twitter.com/search?f=live&q=(%23GOPony)%20(from%3Acpu_cwcsonichu)&src=typed_query Twitter search for Chris's use of #GoPony]</ref>

Unable to attend [[BABSCon]] due to the [[COVID-19]] pandemic, Chris claimed to have [[Spirit possession#Sonichu|swapped bodies]] with [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] in [[March 2020]], in order to attend the convention in C-197.<ref>[[April 2020 social media posts#Chris body swaps with Sonichu to cope with missing BABScon]]</ref> (It's possible that Chris believed that he could go to the convention to campaign for more G4 in spite of the series ending, and his retreat from reality was done to [[Chris and coping|cope]] with his inability to do that.) On 21 [[June 2020]], with Chris still in C-197, the first episode of ''Pony Life'' premiered. "Sonichu" viewed the episode and posted a selfie of him with a cartoonish frown on his face to express his displeasure:

{{quoteboxyellow|Literally the face I simply can not help but make as I watch the first episode of #GOPony. UGH! Freaking @Hasbro executives! 😠⚡🔥

What did Mama say Months ago? That’s right: #GOPony is confirmed Epic Garbage! Ugh! I am soo upset and angry over this abomination! Do you hear me, @Hasbro? EPIC Garbage!<ref>[[June 2020 social media posts#Deity-level awful]]</ref>}}

In the middle of 2020, Chris steadily stopped protesting ''Pony Life'', choosing to protest the upcoming G5 instead. Chris's latest form of protest against ''Pony Life'' came in [[September 2020]], after being asked a question about the series by a fan on Discord, Chris simply replied saying: "No comment."<ref>[[Discord Q&A 7#Has Chris seen more episodes of Pony Life?]]</ref>

==G5 Approaches==
{{quote|CANCEL MLP G5 AND RENEW MLP G4 FOR ITS FIVE SEASONS ALREADY, @Hasbro, PLEASE!!! ⚡️💙⚡️|Chris demanding for G5's cancellation<ref>[[April 2021 social media posts#Renew MLP G4]]</ref>}}
Chris continued to descend into denial as more G5 content began to come out. On 5 [[February 2021]], the synopsis for the MLP G5 movie and series was released. Chris ([[Spirit possession|roleplaying]] as [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]) commented on this synopsis on 6 [[February 2021]], stating that G5 was more of a continuation of G4 instead of it being its own standalone generation, therefore making his prediction correct.<ref>[[February 2021 social media posts#MLP G4 and G5]]</ref> This doesn’t line up with Chris’s original prediction as it included that the main 6 characters of the show would all become alicorns and G5 would be delayed to 2025.

25 [[February 2021]] was a significant day for Chris, as a short teaser video for G5 was released by Hasbro. After nearly an entire year of roleplaying as Sonichu, this new video encouraged Chris to stop the roleplay so he could respond to it.
<ref>[[February 2021 social media posts#Chris comes back from being possessed by Sonichu]]</ref> This was most likely because Chris believes that his “[[Messiah complex|Goddess authority]]” would make Hasbro listen to him. Chris would also later agree with Twitter users stating that G5 was supposedly [[Chris and politics|leftist propaganda]]. {{quotebox|Even moreso why G5 is a really deity-level awful idea, @Hasbro. We are very much opposed to it, even Princess Twilight Sparkle, herself, in Equestria. I Know, because I have been there and talked with her, Celestia, Luna and everyone else, personally. ⚡️💙⚡️<ref>[[February 2021 social media posts#MLP G5 deity-level awful idea]]</ref>}}

It is worth noting that throughout the protests regarding the G5 teaser, Chris would make very little, if any mention at all of the actual contents of it. Instead choosing to dislike it seemingly only because it wasn't G4.

Chris began to show his disapproval for G5 on multiple posts made by Twitter users showing excitement after watching the teaser. Chris then began to call G5, a “G3 remake” despite looking very little like G3 of My Little Pony. Chris most likely thought that G5 looked like G3 because characters in both series have wide noses. Chris would then make a post telling bronies and Hasbro that G5 would be bad, and if it were released, the world would end.<ref>[[February 2021 social media posts#MLP G5 protests]]</ref> However, the hype for the new series continued to grow in the brony fandom, and members of the community that Chris admired, such as [[Dr. Wolf]], made videos discussing their enthusiasm for the series. This, along with [[Dimensional Merge|The Merge]] not happening, caused Chris to leave Twitter. {{quotebox|Hey, y’all. I am going to stay off of Twitter for a while until When #NotMLPG5ItsMLPG3Remake is confirmed Cancelled. @Hasbro, you listen up and Cancel MLPG5 Now, please.<ref>[[February 2021 social media posts#Chris takes a break from Twitter because of MLP G5]]</ref>}} Unsurprisingly, Chris would return to Twitter the very next day.<ref>[[February 2021 social media posts#Sonichu]]</ref>

On March 12th, Chris would promote a petition on Change.org to cancel/postpone G5. This petition would unsurprisingly not be successful. {{quotebox|Please, help keep our universe, here, and our Equestria, from falling apart and sign this petition to Cancel MLPG5 Right Now and Today.

Listen Up, @Hasbro.<ref>[[February 2021 social media posts#Cancel MLP G5 petition]]</ref>}}

Chris would continue to enact other various protests throughout the months. The most notable of which being him once again stating that the world would end when G5 was released,<ref>[[March 2021 social media posts#Apocalyptic G5 events]]</ref> and that if he was able to, he would supposedly pay [[Chris and money|one million dollars]] to Hasbro in order to stop G5 from being released.<ref>[[March 2021 social media posts#Freaking MLP G5]]</ref>

Chris still remains committed to his delusion that ''Friendship is Magic'' will return to television screens. Only time will tell how he will react when he realizes the futility of his campaign against G5, or whether his vitriol against it will ever reach the [[26 December 2014|same levels]] as the [[Sonic Boom Protests]].

On July 27th, Chris uploaded a video to YouTube titled [[Direct Message to Hasbro: MLPG5 Is Cancelled.]]. In it, he shouts into the camera demanding that Hasbro cancel the production of MLPG5 and continue Friendship is Magic for five more seasons.

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==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
File:CWC reaction meme for MLP Pony Life.png|A reaction image Chris has often used in conjunction with his tweets.
File:NotoGOPony.jpg|And Chris wonders why people block him...
File:PonyGo.jpeg|He won't like this art.
</gallery></center>

==See also==
*[[Chris and oratory]]
*[[Sonic Boom Protests]]
*[[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder]]

==References==
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My Little Pony Protests

2021-07-28T21:39:50Z

Snyx: /* G5 Approaches */

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{{Protip|This article contains ''My Little Pony'' lore and other delusions, as spouted by Chris. Efforts have been taken to help readers comprehend/understand it.}}

{{quote|FIVE MORE SEASONS FOR MLP G4! APPLEJACK FOR PRINCESS OF HONESTY!

DOWN WITH G5 FOR THE SAFETY OF EQUESTRIA AND EVERYWHERE ELSE!|Chris's rallying cry<ref>[[August 2018 social media posts#MLP protest part 5]]</ref>}}
[[File:Hasbro Protest.jpg|thumb|400px|"When do we want it?!" "Later!"]]

The '''''My Little Pony'' Protests''' are a [[Sonic Boom Protests|nonviolent]] series of tweets, videos and other media with the intention of persuading Hasbro—the owners of the ''[[My Little Pony]]'' franchise—to continue producing five more seasons of their animated series, ''Friendship is Magic'' in lieu of rebooting the franchise into its fifth generation, and as of late [[2019]], to cancel the spin-off series, ''My Little Pony: Pony Life''.

[[Chris]], of course, remains the only active participant since [[August 2018]]. [[CPU Blue Heart|Being quite the big shot in C-197]], he has conveyed that the aims of the protests are a means of preserving his [[imaginary friends]] in the ''Pony'' realm of Equestria; or simply put to everyone else, he refuses to accept that his favorite cartoon has concluded without his approval.

Having become seasoned in campaigns, such as the "Sonic Boom Protests" and [[HarassCWCdirectly|#HarassCWCdirectly]], the Hasbro Protests are one of Chris's most [[Chris and reality|out of touch ventures]] to date. Fortunately, [[Chris and the law|in his own best interests]], he is proceeding with the demonstrations in a more restrained manner than [[26 December 2014|previous endeavors]].

==Background==
{{main|My Little Pony|Chris and reality}}
[[File:VariousBronyConArt.jpg|thumb|left|250px|An example of Chris's chronicles in Equestria, which he perceives as reality.]]

''My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic'' was the fourth generation (or G4) of the Hasbro property, which aired from 10 October 2010 to 12 October 2019;<ref>''[[Wikipedia:My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic]]''</ref> by definition, it was Chris's favorite show of the [[2010s]]. His history with the franchise is a particularly rich one: he [[My Little Pony#Chris and ponies|initially got invested]] with the franchise to get [[Love Quest|closer]] with [[Megan]], but he was still a fan even long after she stopped speaking with him. Years later, Chris attended [[BronyCon 2017|three]] [[BronyCon 2018|BronyCon]] [[BronyCon 2019|conventions]], his Mary Sue [[OC]], [[Night Star]], would [[Sonichu 12-9|partly take on the mantle]] of [[Sonichu (comic)|his adventures]] in Equestria, and he was [[TF2 Analysis|publicly ostracized]] by several members of the brony analyst community.

Made especially clear after the [[Idea Guys]]' manipulations in early [[2018]], when faced with [[Financhu Crisis|injustices]] [[List of places that have banned Chris|in the]] [[Trolls|real world]], one of Chris's main coping mechanisms is escaping to his fantasy world of [[C-197]], where he is an [[CPU Blue Heart|omnipotent, revered deity]], and his denizens are various OCs and other fictional characters. According to Chris, in Equestria, he is an Alicorn—a Pegasus/Unicorn hybrid usually attributed to [[Chris and religion|almighty characters]] in the series—and has a strong rapport with the main characters, in addition to Night Star.<ref>[[September 2018 social media posts#Chris and his many counterparts]]</ref><ref name=PAJ>[[August 2018 social media posts#Swear your fealty to Princess Applejack]]</ref> Elements of his delusions frequently seep back into [[reality]], which is how articles such as these come to exist in the first place.

Rumors of a fifth generation were appearing as early as January 2018;<ref name=deviant>https://www.deviantart.com/liaaqila/journal/MLP-G5-LEAKS-MANE-6-DESIGN-CONCEPT-724818335</ref> in due course, they caught the attention of Chris. To him, the end of ''Friendship is Magic'' is not just the conclusion of his favorite contemporary cartoon, but the end of his sporadic social life in safe spaces such as BronyCon, among [[Other Pony events|other gatherings]] stemming from the series. Inwardly, he interprets the end of G4 as a threat to his airtight coping mechanism, as he claims the shift to a new canon in the form of G5 would see the perpetual stagnation or demise of C-197.<ref name=part2>[[August 2018 social media posts#MLP protest part 2]]</ref><ref name=part6>[[August 2018 social media posts#MLP protest part 6]]</ref>

Weeks prior to his opening protest, Chris attended BronyCon 2018, where the staff announced that [[2019]] would see their final convention.<ref>https://twitter.com/BronyCon/status/1023675000132259840</ref> This, compounded with the [[Stress|looming dread]] of G4 ending, may have been the catalyst for him to [[Megatron pistol|take arms]] and get Hasbro's attention. For Chris, Hasbro not succumbing to his demands would be to defy his self-proclaimed divinity. Though his decision to campaign was purely of his own accord, he asserts that the continuation of G4 was demanded by the highest order in Equestria – the Princesses of Equestria.<ref>[[August 2018 social media posts#MLP protest part 4]]</ref>

==Video==
On 13 [[August 2018]], Chris commenced his campaign with a statement and video posted via Twitter.<ref name=proteststart>[[August 2018 social media posts#Chris starts his Pony Protest]]</ref>

In his opening statement, Chris declared that he had [[Dreams|foreseen a possible future timeline]] in C-197, in which a spell intended to ascend [[:File:SchuComic12-9Page35.JPG|Applejack]] (who was in G4 an "Earth Pony", ie. a normal horse that's neither a Pegasus nor a Unicorn) to become an Alicorn backfires, causing the incumbent Alicorn, [[:File:SchuComic12-9Page30.JPG|Twilight Sparkle]], to transfer her wings and horn to [[:File:SchuComic12-9Page16-min.jpg|Pinkie Pie]] (who was in G4 an Earth Pony) and [[:File:Night Star crossover MLP.jpeg|Fluttershy]] (who was in G4 a Pegasus), respectively; this was apparently where G4 would transition to G5. On a more tangible note, Chris seems to have based his concerns on a single concept image for G5, which may or may not be official anyway.<ref name=deviant></ref> Chris's delusional theory falls flat, considering that the alleged G5 art of Fluttershy has removed her wings.

[[File:PonyProtestInspiration.jpg|thumb|400px|The image which got Chris all riled up.]]
{{quotebox|Everyone of Earth 1218! I have an announcement!

I have seen a future that we must prevent: My Little Pony Generation Five.

Spoiler Alert: Princess Twilight Sparkle was prompted to promote Applejack to become an Alicorn Princess, but in doing so, the spell backfires and then we end up with... THIS!

Twilight becoming an Earth Pony (SIMPLY UNFORGIVABLE!), and the horns and wings being lost and swapped between Twilight, Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy.

I just did a reset to prevent that from happening. Celestia will take it upon herself to promote Applejack, because she Will be doing something that brings the magic out of her, like it did Cadence and Twilight. AJ’s Promotion needs to happen; she becomes the next Alicorn Princess by Celestia’s Power; Twilight and the others remain as they are, and G4 continues on. Generation Five Must Not Happen!

Listen up, @Hasbro and @HasbroNews , because I HAVE The Power and Link to our Sister Dimension, and I have seen it too.

<nowiki>#ContinueMLPG4!</nowiki>

CONTINUE My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic for at least Five More Seasons, @Hasbro and @HasbroNews !

Our Matching Futures are at Stake Here! I, your CPU Blue Heart Commands it so as well, in agreement with Princess Celestia.

Please, Heed Our Warning!

Thank You.<ref name=proteststart></ref>}}

A short time later, Chris uploaded '''Hasbro! MLP G4 Must Continue; NO MLP G5!‎''':

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'''Description'''

Heed Our Warning, Hasbro! Applejack MUST become an Alicorn Princess, and Twilight must NEVER become an Earth Pony!

'''Transcript'''

Hey there everybody this is Christine Chandler coming to you live from home once again. People of Earth [[1218]] heed my warning! Spoiler alert, I have seen the future and I had to prevent it!

Princess Twilight Sparkle was about to upgrade Applejack to Alicorn status by-c-by order of Princess Celestia. Because a-Applejack is gonna come upon her own magic in a few days. But it backfires and instead of Applejack becoming Alicorn, period, Twilight's Wings get put onto Pinkie Pie and Twilight's horn gets onto Fluttershy and it's just no GOOOOOOD, and that's how we end up with that FRICKIN' G5!

We must prevent this! This is not gonna work out and I have foreseen this. This is very, very bad. So I had just confirmed with Twilight and Princess Celestia as well and... Celestia and I are in agreement as she has seen the future as well... We must prevent this G5 mistake from ever happening. And yes, G4 will continue... Applejack is the next Alicorn princess and she must become that without flaw. And so Celestia will take it upon herself to... upgrade Applejack as well.

But anyway. Heed my word, Hasbro! And everybody on the MLP show! Generation 5 must NEVER HAPPEN! And G4 must have at least 5 more seasons. And Applejack will become an Alicorn princess...

Heed this! Heed our warning! This is an official command from your CPU Blue Heart in agreement with Princess Celestia of Equestria all of which in our sister dimension.

[''nods, pauses'']

Thank you.

==Chris's premonitions==
[[File:PrincessAJ2.jpg|thumb|right|Because if Chris has portrayed it, it ''must'' be canon.]]

The rest of August 2018 saw Chris continually ranting about five more seasons of ''Friendship is Magic''. He eventually explained that if G4 was to be cancelled, the mishap stated in his video would occur, leaving Equestria vulnerable to [[Akan]] – the villain of ''Hardcore Henry'' and [[Sonichu 13|''Sonichu'' #13]], as instilled by the Idea Guys. G5 would follow said events, resulting in Akan's invasion extending into [[1218|our universe]]:
{{quotebox|The separation of the species, and the aggression is the future Celestia had seen should G5 continue and G4 end. Twilight will become an Earth Pony, and then with her unable to defend Equestria, Akan and his forces will overpower Equestria, and in the G5 show, in all the ”action” and “cool looks” and all that, Akan’s message of worshipping him as leader of all worlds will be broadcasted subliminally, and his reign will spread into Our World from our Sister Dimension there!<ref name=part6></ref>}}

It was during this wall of tweets when he started tagging the show's voice actors. It remains unknown whether the actors took notice of Chris's posts, but Hasbro certainly didn't.

[[File:AkanOC.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Never mind [[Dragon Ball Z|Goku]] or the [[Power Rangers]]. Only cartoon horses can defeat Akan.]]
On the other hand, Chris offered insight into what would be in store if the show was to continue. He believed that by the end of Season 14, all the main characters would become Alicorns, as part of a King Arthur-esque "Round Table of the Princesses of Harmony":
{{quotebox|[The] rest of the Mane Six are destined to join Princess Twilight and the soon-to-be Princess of Honesty, Applejack, as Alicorns, themselves during that time frame. Their Stories MUST be told and continued. The Reboot will ONLY just Kill the timeline of ours that will simply stifle the originals’ growth, as well as throw Both of or dimensions into a chaos that must never ever take place, @Hasbro.<ref name=part2></ref>}}

Despite Hasbro neither confirming nor denying a new season beyond 9, on 22 August, Chris went ahead with the good ending regardless:
{{quotebox|Everybody! Mark this day at about 4:10 pm, Eastern Standard Time; I saw it as it happened, as Celestia and Twilight had Applejack in her hall of memories. Without a hitch or backfire, Princess Applejack of Honesty, has arisen! And Princess Twilight remains an Alicorn!}}
{{quotebox|Everybody of this world, you all may congratulate Princess Applejack in shouting, social media sharing, or you can even write a letter directly to her (no address or stamp required; just your hand writing and signature and a moment to let your link shine for her to get the message.

All Hail Princess Applejack! All Hail the Equestria Princesses of Harmony! All Hail the continuation of MLP G4 as well!<ref>[[August 2018 social media posts#Applejack becomes an Alicorn]]</ref>}}

He even attended the coronation:
{{quotebox|Well, everyone, I was just there, in my Ponysona, sitting with Nightstar, [[Kun]] and [[September 2018 social media posts#Zap Note|Zap Note]] in the front row in Canterlot; our Princess Applejack, of Honesty, has been coronated! Everyone praise her today! Yeee-Haw!<ref name=PAJ></ref>}}
The battle was won, at least in Chris's mind, but the war was not yet over.

Later, in [[November 2019]], Chris immortalized his pseudo-canon as part of his
[[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder]] card collection:<ref name=nog5>[[November 2019 social media posts#Gen5 is not meant to be for Years]]</ref>
<center><gallery>
File:PrincessTwilightCard.jpg|Princess Twilight Sparkle
File:PrinceSpikeCard.jpg|Prince Spike
File:PrincessAppleJackCard.jpg|Princess Applejack
File:PrincessRainbowDashCard.jpg|Princess Rainbow Dash
File:PrincessFluttershyCard.jpg|Princess Fluttershy
File:PrincessPinkieCard.jpg|Princess Pinkie Pie
File:PrincessRarityCard.jpg|Princess Rarity
</gallery></center>

==''Friendship is Magic'' ends==
[[File:ChrisTF2.jpg|thumb|250px|Imagine being one of the VIPs at a convention, and one of your fans tells you that you would continue voicing a role because the character you voice communicated her demands from another dimension to said fan. That was voice actress Nicole Oliver in 2019.]]

On 16 February 2019, ''My Little Pony'' confirmed that Season 9 would be their final one.<ref>https://www.facebook.com/mylittlepony/posts/2652914364725984:0</ref> Chris's campaign reemerged in the June of that year; in his second wave of protests, he pulled the [[Chris and politics|"Big, Greedy Corporation" card]] as his excuse for Hasbro not budging:
{{quotebox|On the Good News: Everyone At Hasbro has received, either directly from Celestia, herself, or from those of us in the fandom, communities and then some and so forth. BUT, apparently, there are Some at Hasbro who do not believe in Fate and Destiny events, in addition to their monetary greed (no surprise).<ref name=june19>[[June 2019 social media posts#Chris resumes the My Little Pony Protests]]</ref>}}

Failing to understand that companies delegate productions to other studios to meet time and budget constraints, he advised his fellow campaigners to boycott the new (canon) television special:
{{quotebox|The upcoming MLP Special, [[Wikipedia:My Little Pony: Rainbow Roadtrip|Rainbow Roadtrip]], as it was made by a different media company: Please, Boycott Watching It, as well as Any and all Uploaded Video Content of this show.
Typically, I am not one to bad mouth about that which has no hatred content in it, BUT this is a Royal Request.<ref name=june19></ref>}}

At the [[BronyCon 2019|final BronyCon]] in [[August 2019]], Chris [[BronyCon 2019#Meeting Nicole Oliver|relayed to Princess Celestia voice actress, Nicole Oliver]], that her contract would be extended (note: Chris assumed the identity of [[Magi-Chan]] during the following post):
{{quoteboxpurple|Celestia and Luna are a long way from retiring. As @CPU_CWCSonichu has personally told @mouthnoize at BronyCon, “The Reirement [''sic''] is not in.”<ref>[[September 2019 social media posts#Chris spoke to VA about the Pony Protests]]</ref>}}
Nicole Oliver later blocked Chris on Twitter for undisclosed reasons.<ref>[[:File:NicoleOliverTwitter.jpg]]</ref>

In the final days of Season 9, ''My Little Pony'' offered fans other ways to engage with the franchise. One of which was the comic book series from IDW Publishing, which moving forward, was to promote its publication with the Hasbro approved tagline of "Season 10".<ref>''[[Wikipedia:My Little Pony (IDW Publishing)]]''</ref> Chris was not having it:

{{quotebox|Dear @Hasbro, #MLPFiM G4 Needs to have its Seasons 10 to 14 Animated in Chronicling; Not Just Comic Books. This is Celestia, Luna, and Princess Twilight’s Command, as well as the Command of all of the Deities between both dimensions. To leave it as simply @IDWPublishing comics is very much an insult.<ref>[[October 2019 social media posts#Chris complains about the MLP comics]]</ref>}}

On 12 [[October 2019]], ''Friendship is Magic'' aired its final episode – with no allusions to the forthcoming Akan or Round Table of Princesses. By the following month, Chris remained in the first of the five stages of grief:
{{quotebox|I will also comment that I have not at all yet watched the Season 9 three-part finale at all (the mild spoiler imagery is not helpful) until after Season 10 of Gen4 #MLPFiM is aired on Discovery Family in 2020, and proper full announcements have been made in this dimension by @Hasbro and the people therein of the show. I eagerly await hearing this confirmation from the News Sources. Princess Celestia Has commanded you all before as well of this.<ref name=nog5></ref>}}

On 20 [[April 2020]] Hasbro released the Friendship is Forever series which was a clip show of MLP G4 and added a little bit more context to the last episode of the series. Chris ([[Spirit possession|roleplaying]] as [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]) responded to this new in celebration most likely because he thought it was G4’s return. After a few minutes Chris followed up his original response by changing his original prediction from [[October 2019]] to align with the current news, implying that his original prediction was wrong.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1252422902055493632</ref>Chris attempted to take credit for the news as he had made a card in his TSSSF Nightstar and Friends Expansion pack about Season 10 of MLP G4 coming in [[April 2020]], but Friendship is Forever and tenth season of MLP G4 are clearly two different things.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1252423951071866880</ref>
{{quotebox|Hmm. Actually, with consent from Mama, let me add a bit further: MORE of “Friendship Is Magic”, Delay of Gen 5, falling of #GOPony, and this now in April. And her Fifth Bonus card in her #TSSSF Nightstar & Friends Expansion that was put together months ago...
Can you say Kra-Kow?}}

According to Chris ([[Spirit possession|roleplaying]] as [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]) in [[August 2020]], he had finished viewing Season 9:
{{quoteboxyellow|Yes, Mama has reluctantly watched the future episode of the season that was very much premature on being chronicled and shown at all.<ref>[[Discord Q&A 2#"Sonichu"'s replies]]</ref>}}

==GOPony==
{{quote|NO. #MLPFiMSeason10to14 is what we need; Not this GO! [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|Crap]].|Chris is deadly serious<ref>[[November 2019 social media posts#Not this GO! Crap]]</ref>}}
{{quote|I got news for you: between Gen 1 and Gen 4, MLP is not for babies;|Chris not realizing that the intended demographic for My Little Pony is young children<ref>[[June 2020 social media posts#MLP is not for babies]]</ref>}}
[[File:NightStarProtest.jpg|thumb|right|The pony equivalent of protesting to [[Godbear|God]] about doomsday being inevitable.]]
Surprisingly, Chris actually predicted one thing correctly, back in August 2018:
{{quotebox|G5 will be like Teen Titans Go, or the Sonic Boom video game; it will be downhill. I have foreseen it. Celestia has foreseen it. EVERYBODY with the Power has foreseen it.<ref>[[August 2018 social media posts#MLP protest part 3]]</ref>}}

On 13 November 2019, Hasbro, having ignored Chris's previous warnings, announced ''My Little Pony: Pony Life'' – a chibi spin-off of ''Friendship is Magic'', intended as a stopgap between G4 and G5. An upset Chris took to Twitter and spammed Hasbro, along with users showing any kind of interest in the show, with repeated complaints:

{{quotebox|And [''Pony Life''] is another reason why G5 gets delayed until 2025, and we get #MLPFiMSeason14 before then, with Seasons 10 to 13 before then. I Know you can hear us, and that you read these, @Hasbro. Celestia Has Talked With You All. Don’t be Corporate Greeds. ⚡️💙⚡️<ref>[[November 2019 social media posts#Chris targets Pony Life]]</ref>}}

Henceforth, Chris went on to mockingly dub the new series "GOPony", due to its similarity to Cartoon Network's [[Wikipedia:Teen Titans Go! (TV series)|''Teen Titans Go!'']]. He elaborated that the two shows coexist in the same "jerkish" dimension:
{{quotebox|Actually, it is literally linked in the same Dimension as Teen Titans GO, and they are ALL Jerkish. This #GOPony show is simply Not Good At All. It needs to remain OFF THE AIR, Period.<ref>[[November 2019 social media posts#Pony Life is the same dimension as Teen Titans Go!]]</ref>}}

Having no impact in the real world, Chris retreated to C-197, where he recruited Night Star, Kun T’Nyuget and various major characters from the series to picket outside Hasbro's corporate headquarters and in Equestria. His imaginary protests were depicted in TSSSF cards, published on 16 November – one of which portrays Chris and Night Star confronting the "greedy" Hasbro executives and convincing them to renew G4;<ref>[[November 2019 social media posts#Chris issues a death threat against a cartoon]]</ref> Hasbro is yet to issue a statement in the ''real world'' regarding this change of direction.

<center><gallery>
File:Nightstarprotestcard.jpg|Nightstar in Protest
File:Kunprotestcard.jpg|Kun in Protest
File:Hasbroprotestcard.jpg|Protesting at Hasbro Inc.
File:Executiveprotestcard.jpg|Telling it to the executives
</gallery></center>

[[File:CWC GoPony reaction.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Chris's reaction to ''Pony Life'''s premiere, June 2020.]]
Chris continued to spam Twitter with complaints about ''Pony Life'' well into [[2020]] – especially with the the #GOPony hashtag.<ref>[https://twitter.com/search?f=live&q=(%23GOPony)%20(from%3Acpu_cwcsonichu)&src=typed_query Twitter search for Chris's use of #GoPony]</ref>

Unable to attend [[BABSCon]] due to the [[COVID-19]] pandemic, Chris claimed to have [[Spirit possession#Sonichu|swapped bodies]] with [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] in [[March 2020]], in order to attend the convention in C-197.<ref>[[April 2020 social media posts#Chris body swaps with Sonichu to cope with missing BABScon]]</ref> (It's possible that Chris believed that he could go to the convention to campaign for more G4 in spite of the series ending, and his retreat from reality was done to [[Chris and coping|cope]] with his inability to do that.) On 21 [[June 2020]], with Chris still in C-197, the first episode of ''Pony Life'' premiered. "Sonichu" viewed the episode and posted a selfie of him with a cartoonish frown on his face to express his displeasure:

{{quoteboxyellow|Literally the face I simply can not help but make as I watch the first episode of #GOPony. UGH! Freaking @Hasbro executives! 😠⚡🔥

What did Mama say Months ago? That’s right: #GOPony is confirmed Epic Garbage! Ugh! I am soo upset and angry over this abomination! Do you hear me, @Hasbro? EPIC Garbage!<ref>[[June 2020 social media posts#Deity-level awful]]</ref>}}

In the middle of 2020, Chris steadily stopped protesting ''Pony Life'', choosing to protest the upcoming G5 instead. Chris's latest form of protest against ''Pony Life'' came in [[September 2020]], after being asked a question about the series by a fan on Discord, Chris simply replied saying: "No comment."<ref>[[Discord Q&A 7#Has Chris seen more episodes of Pony Life?]]</ref>

==G5 Approaches==
{{quote|CANCEL MLP G5 AND RENEW MLP G4 FOR ITS FIVE SEASONS ALREADY, @Hasbro, PLEASE!!! ⚡️💙⚡️|Chris demanding for G5's cancellation<ref>[[April 2021 social media posts#Renew MLP G4]]</ref>}}
Chris continued to descend into denial as more G5 content began to come out. On 5 [[February 2021]], the synopsis for the MLP G5 movie and series was released. Chris ([[Spirit possession|roleplaying]] as [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]) commented on this synopsis on 6 [[February 2021]], stating that G5 was more of a continuation of G4 instead of it being its own standalone generation, therefore making his prediction correct.<ref>[[February 2021 social media posts#MLP G4 and G5]]</ref> This doesn’t line up with Chris’s original prediction as it included that the main 6 characters of the show would all become alicorns and G5 would be delayed to 2025.

25 [[February 2021]] was a significant day for Chris, as a short teaser video for G5 was released by Hasbro. After nearly an entire year of roleplaying as Sonichu, this new video encouraged Chris to stop the roleplay so he could respond to it.
<ref>[[February 2021 social media posts#Chris comes back from being possessed by Sonichu]]</ref> This was most likely because Chris believes that his “[[Messiah complex|Goddess authority]]” would make Hasbro listen to him. Chris would also later agree with Twitter users stating that G5 was supposedly [[Chris and politics|leftist propaganda]]. {{quotebox|Even moreso why G5 is a really deity-level awful idea, @Hasbro. We are very much opposed to it, even Princess Twilight Sparkle, herself, in Equestria. I Know, because I have been there and talked with her, Celestia, Luna and everyone else, personally. ⚡️💙⚡️<ref>[[February 2021 social media posts#MLP G5 deity-level awful idea]]</ref>}}

It is worth noting that throughout the protests regarding the G5 teaser, Chris would make very little, if any mention at all of the actual contents of it. Instead choosing to dislike it seemingly only because it wasn't G4.

Chris began to show his disapproval for G5 on multiple posts made by Twitter users showing excitement after watching the teaser. Chris then began to call G5, a “G3 remake” despite looking very little like G3 of My Little Pony. Chris most likely thought that G5 looked like G3 because characters in both series have wide noses. Chris would then make a post telling bronies and Hasbro that G5 would be bad, and if it were released, the world would end.<ref>[[February 2021 social media posts#MLP G5 protests]]</ref> However, the hype for the new series continued to grow in the brony fandom, and members of the community that Chris admired, such as [[Dr. Wolf]], made videos discussing their enthusiasm for the series. This, along with [[Dimensional Merge|The Merge]] not happening, caused Chris to leave Twitter. {{quotebox|Hey, y’all. I am going to stay off of Twitter for a while until When #NotMLPG5ItsMLPG3Remake is confirmed Cancelled. @Hasbro, you listen up and Cancel MLPG5 Now, please.<ref>[[February 2021 social media posts#Chris takes a break from Twitter because of MLP G5]]</ref>}} Unsurprisingly, Chris would return to Twitter the very next day.<ref>[[February 2021 social media posts#Sonichu]]</ref>

On March 12th, Chris would promote a petition on Change.org to cancel/postpone G5. This petition would unsurprisingly not be successful. {{quotebox|Please, help keep our universe, here, and our Equestria, from falling apart and sign this petition to Cancel MLPG5 Right Now and Today.

Listen Up, @Hasbro.<ref>[[February 2021 social media posts#Cancel MLP G5 petition]]</ref>}}

Chris would continue to enact other various protests throughout the months. The most notable of which being him once again stating that the world would end when G5 was released,<ref>[[March 2021 social media posts#Apocalyptic G5 events]]</ref> and that if he was able to, he would supposedly pay [[Chris and money|one million dollars]] to Hasbro in order to stop G5 from being released.<ref>[[March 2021 social media posts#Freaking MLP G5]]</ref>

Chris still remains committed to his delusion that ''Friendship is Magic'' will return to television screens. Only time will tell how he will react when he realizes the futility of his campaign against G5, or whether his vitriol against it will ever reach the [[26 December 2014|same levels]] as the [[Sonic Boom Protests]].

On July 27th, Chris uploaded a video to YouTube titled [[Direct Message to Hasbro: MLPG5 Is Cancelled]]. In it, he shouts into the camera demanding that Hasbro cancel production of MLPG5 and continue Friendship is Magic for five more seasons.

{{clear}}

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
File:CWC reaction meme for MLP Pony Life.png|A reaction image Chris has often used in conjunction with his tweets.
File:NotoGOPony.jpg|And Chris wonders why people block him...
File:PonyGo.jpeg|He won't like this art.
</gallery></center>

==See also==
*[[Chris and oratory]]
*[[Sonic Boom Protests]]
*[[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder]]

==References==
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Snyx:

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! colspan="2" | [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] character
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| colspan="2" | [[Image:Silvana.jpg|200px]]
|-
! colspan="2" |Sylvana
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| '''Date of birth'''
| Presumably at least 18 by Sonichu 8 (in universe)
21 February 2006 (IRL)
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| '''Length'''
| ???
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| '''Weight'''
| ???
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| '''Parents'''
| [[Count Graduon]]
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| '''Species'''
| [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechu]] ([[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]])
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| '''Type'''
| Electric/Dark
|-
| '''Evolves from'''
| [[Rosee]] (when unhappy with Quick Powder)
|-
| '''Evolves into'''
| N/A
|-
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| [[Polyamorous marriage]] with [[Cryzel]], [[Christian Weston Chandler|Christine]], [[Mewtwo]] and [[Magi-Chan]]
|-
|}

[[Image:Silvana34.jpg|thumb|After obtaining a penis]]

'''Sylvana''', (originally named '''Silvana''' until the [[Idea Guys]] had Chris change the spelling) is a shape-shifting [[Wikipedia:intersex|intersex]] [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechu]] who first appeared in ''[[Sonichu's News Dash]]'' #7 and later played a major role in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]].

Her chief power is the ability to shapeshift into other people, as well as some psychic abilities and her venomous genitalia. She was created by the same [[rainbow]] that made the [[Chaotic Combo]]. Her egg somehow ended up on [[The Moon|the Goddamn ''Moon'']], where she was raised by the evil [[Count Graduon]].

Silvana is a combination of four characters:
*[[Raichu]]
*[[Amy Rose]]
*[[Wikipedia:Umbreon|Umbreon]]
*[[wikipedia:Villains_in_Power_Rangers_in_Space#Astronema|Astronema]] from ''[[Power Rangers]] in Space'' (an evil "space princess" with purple hair who was good, but raised to be evil by a [[Count Graduon|powerful villain]]. [[Magi-Chan|Other characters]] try to reform her to the side of good.)

==Biography==
[[File:Mega Sylvana Rosechu.jpg|thumb|Mega Evolution on a TSSSF card]]
Silvana was either named after an [[Gal-pal|acquaintance]] of [[Count Graduon]]'s named "Sylvia" or her first babblings; the comic is unclear. Count Graduon gave her the power of shape-shifting, a [[pickle|penis]] (which he named "The Grand Golden Rod"<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Count_Graduon Count Graduon] on [[CWCipedia]]. It should be noted that the article was authored by DariaCamacho, an alias of [[Asperchu#Asperpedia|Mao]], rather than Chris. However, shortly after the article's creation Chris edited it and removed only the last paragraph of the original text, suggesting he approves the rest of the article and sees it as canon.</ref>), the skills of seduction and the ability "[[Pokémon|oblivious]]". During Spring Break, Silvana transforms into [[Bubbles]] to have sex with [[Blake]]. When she has sex, she secretes a paralyzing venom which leaves Blake hospitalized. She later tried to seduce Bubbles as well, but [[Magi-Chan]] convinced her not to fuck the intersex [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]]. What she actually intended to ''do'' after fucking and paralyzing everything in sight is never elaborated upon. It is believed that Silvana is meant to be a metaphor for the countless [[troll]]s who troll Chris by pretending to be hot women.

{{quote|...Silvana was among the first Troll-Inspired Characters; they gave me the idea to make her a hermaphrodite.|Chris on Silvana<ref>[[Jackie Chat 2]]</ref>}}

As of [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], Chris revealed that he plans on turning Silvana into a "full woman", and, as many trolls have repeatedly predicted, pairing her up with [[Homos|confirmed bachelor]] Magi-Chan. ''Sonichu'' #10 also shows Silvana "trolling" Chris in the guise of [[Meg Griffin]] (lending credence to the theory mentioned earlier about Silvana representing pretend females). It's also somewhat telling that Silvana didn't "troll" Chris this way ''before'' he had announced his plan to turn Silvana into a single-sex being.

According to [[Magi-Chan]]'s profile on the [[CWCipedia]], when Count Graduon's orb was shattered by [[Collosal Chan]], all of the wizard's magic had been undone, including Silvana's penile curse. It is said that, a week later, Magi-Chan confronted Silvana and she suddenly experienced love for the first time, telling Magi-Chan to let her sort out her feelings first before she chooses to be his [[sweetheart]] or not.

Eight years later, [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]] reveals that Magi-chan and Silvana have indeed gone on to form a charmless relationship. Interestingly enough, Chris rescinded the idea of Silvana being forcefully restored to her "birth gender" and [[Sonichu_Amiibo#Custom_Silvana_Rosechu_Amiibo_Figure_.28from_Original_Creator.29|left her]] with both her powers of transformation and penis intact. The same cannot be said for her personality; all of her scenes outside of Magi-chan entail her denouncing trolls, kissing Chris's ass, and transforming into [[Sonic_the_Hedgehog|Sonic the Hedgehog]] to somehow make Chris's bizarre "clip show" possible.

[[File:Neo Silvana.jpg|thumb|150px|Neo Silvana]]

She and Magi-Chan have a son named Stubenchu, born in [[2016]]. In December 2017, she disappeared and was "Destroyed in the Past", and she was later reborn as Neo Silvana.<ref name=textwalls>[[December 2017 Facebook posts]]</ref>

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==The Original ''News Dash''==

[[Image:Cwcmail.png|right|thumb|200px|Chris-chan avoids explaining why she has a penis.]]

Chris writes:

<blockquote>"Recently, a black [[Rosechu]] came down from outer space in a fashionable space ship. She came down onto our Earth wreaking havoc by abducting the Sonichu Heroes. But in conjunction with [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]], the Rosechus of Earth rescued all of them. In an interview with [[Magi-Chan]] Sonichu, he said, 'I’ve been communicating with her through telekinesis, and she sounded very lonesome. She said that she was a female [[Pikachu]] who was hit by a shining light from the Chaos [[Rainbow]].' The Chaos Rainbow was the rainbow made when Super Sonic collided with the Pikachu, on that fateful day in Station Square years ago. And when interviewed, the black Rosechu, who named herself, Silvana, she stated, 'I abducted the Sonichus, because it was very lonesome on the moon, there were NO aliens there at all. And when I communicated with Magi-Chan, I was inspired to build my spacecraft with the remains of the shuttle that put me there in the first place.'"<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/SchusNews7.htm</ref></blockquote>

From this, we can assume that she was originally meant to be an avatar of Chris's loneliness. One can only imagine the pain Chris went through when circumstances forced him to corrupt her.

==Marriage==
{{main|Polyamorous marriage}}
Under the influence of the [[Idea Guys]], Chris revealed in [[January 2018|January]] and [[March 2018]] respectively, that despite his relationship with Silvana, Magi-Chan had gone on to marry his mentor [[Mewtwo]], and later Cryzel Rosechu and [[Chris and reality|Chris himself]].<ref>[[January 2018 Facebook posts#Mewtwo and Magi-Chan married]]</ref><ref>[[May_2018_social_media_posts#Got_married]]</ref> By late July of that same year, Silvana had joined the fold to make a foursome marriage.<ref>[[:File:Miss Cherry asks Chris about his marriages.png]]</ref> Chris also has started to spell her name as '''Sylvana'''.

==See also==
{{Fan art}}
*[[Rosechu]], who also has a [[pickle]]
*[[Megagi La Skunk]]
*[[Niggos]]
*[[The Moon|The Motherfucking Moon]]
*[[Chris and music|Lady Gaga]]

==References==
<references/>

==External links==
*[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/SchuComic9TVY7P19.htm Episode 18, with Silvana's Origins]

{{Sonichu}}

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[[Category:Concepts influenced by Idea Guy]]
[[Category:Villains]]
[[Category:Rosechus]]
[[Category:Homos]]

Chris and nutrition

2021-06-20T06:04:29Z

Snyx: /* Cooking abilities */

{{incomplete}}
{{HealthDisclosure}}

[[File:ChrisMadeANaco.jpg|thumb|A soft shell taco topped with tortilla chips. Straight out of ''Kim Possible''.]]
Food is both a [[sex|biological imperative]] and a [[art|cultural medium]] for humans. The human body is meant to run on a wide variety of foodstuffs for a balanced diet, and cultures around the world have created a multitude of dishes using available ingredients, mostly from animal and plant sources. But more recently, food has become industrialized, and this industrial process makes food cheaper and tastier, to the love of our hero [[Chris]]. Unfortunately, this industrial Western diet doesn't always carry the best '''nutrition'''.

==Cooking abilities==

Chris claims that he cooks for himself 4 or 5 days a week,<ref>[[Mumble 6|Mumble #6]]</ref> making his cooking a major source of his nutrition. He has said that he took Home Ec. classes in school and that he owns cookbooks.<ref>[[IRC (18 December 2008)]]</ref> However, when Jackie asked him to cook spaghetti (an incredibly basic dish, mind you) in a YouTube video, he dodged responsibility by claiming that [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]] had blocked the kitchen up with junk, so he instead mimed the act and microwaved some canned spaghetti and meatballs.<ref>[[SpaghettiRoutine]]</ref> It can be deduced from this that Chris can't or doesn't cook, and simply buys microwaveable meals every time he claims to be eating at home.

In a letter written to Kelly Sheridan that was posted to Twitter, Chris claimed to have taken up basic cooking skills as a way to keep his mind more active.

In addition, [[Barb]] no longer cooks for Chris after he and [[Bob]] had turned down a spaghetti meal she had offered them<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 24]]</ref>, a turn-down he claimed to have "deeply apologized" for, making it even less likely that Chris eats anything that requires to be cooked, let alone anything that requires time and preparation to be made.

==Fast Food==

{{Main|List of restaurants}}

As a result of his minimal cooking skills, and due to how even the simplest of tasks [[Chris and work|tire him out]], Chris often prefers to eat out over making food by himself. He is an infamous fast food lover, eating at either [[McDonald's]], [[Burger King]] or some other fast food restaurant at least once a day. He has been known to dine out up to 4 times a day. The fact that he's merely fat and not morbidly obese with such an awe-inspiring calorific intake and inactive lifestyle suggests a fairly high metabolism, one which will almost certainly not last indefinitely. The frequency of his fast food trips was confirmed in 2015 when a [[Kiwi Farms]] user sent him $500 to see what he would do with it.

===Some places where Chris likes to eat===
* [[McDonald's]]
* [[Burger King]]
* [[List of restaurants|Restaurants]]
* [[:File:Kroger sighting.jpg|Grocery stores]]
* [[Kitchen]]
* [[Bedroom]]

==Consumption of food==

[[File:Sonic rainboom $500 1.png|thumb|left|200px|Chris visited McDonald's 10 times in 13 days. It's not even the only fast-food place on the list.]]
[[File:Hypnosis for fatter ass.png|thumb|200px|Chris wants to use subliminal hypnosis to make his belly slimmer but his ass fatter.]]

Many, many times, Chris has been shown to be a glutton for all kinds of food, eating excessively in public places and during parties. His complexion also gives insight into his daily nutrition, often showing various signs of acne and acne scarring. His most probable nutritional intake is as follows:

* '''Breakfast:''' Often nothing because he usually [[Biological clock|sleeps from 6 a.m. to noon]], but when he doesn't do that, he travels to McDonald's or another fast food restaurant with a breakfast menu.
* '''Lunch:''' Something quick at home or fast food.
* '''Dinner:''' Dine out at a fast food place with family, or have a poorly-cooked microwave meal.

According to Chris, he eats more vegetables than any other food group.<ref>[[Kacey Call 7]]</ref> The veracity of this statement is dubious, given what is known about Chris's medical history and health in general (as well as his tendency to lie).

During the [[Father Call]], Chris told [[Kacey]]'s father that he was prescribed [[Wikipedia:Atorvastatin|Lipitor]] for his high cholesterol. He claimed he stopped taking the drug in fall 2009, but whether he was being honest (especially given the number of obvious [[List of Chris's lies|lies]] he told about his health in the course of the rest of the call) is uncertain.

In 2016, he began listening to [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]] videos under the false believe that they would improve his health. He liked videos such as "Lose Weight Super Fast!", "Eliminate Armpit Odor Permanently Fast!", "Lower Your Blood Pressure Fast! Hypertension Treatment", and "[[Fart Song|Produce Odorless Farts Fast!]]". There is no sort of scientific and medical evidence that proves listening to binaural beats can do these things.

In 2017, Chris had a brief online relationship with [[Jessica Quinn]], who has a fat fetish and influenced Chris with it. The Sonichu comic features an obese Rosechu in [[Sonichu 12|issue 12]]. After their breakup, Chris consumed a large bowl of ice cream, then took a side photo of his gut, saying, "THIS!!! Right Here was ALLLLL HERS!!!!!!"<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/October_2017_Facebook_posts#Quinn.27s_missing_out</ref>

In 2019, Chris showed us his idea of a "salad", mostly made with unhealthy ingredients like bacon bits and croutons.<ref>[[August_2019_social_media_posts#Magi-Chan_eats_a_.22salad.22]]</ref>

In 2020, Chris claimed to make breakfast omelettes/scrambled eggs with ghost pepper sauce or spinach.<ref>[[December 2020 social media posts]]</ref>

{{clear}}

==Hydration and water consumption==

[[File:Recycle.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Chris tends to drink large amounts of soft drinks daily. Occasionally, he mixes them with [[Navy|a special ingredient]].]]
[[File:Water and Dasani.jpeg|150px|thumb|Chris’s water bottle with a Dasani bottle]]
[[File:Anti corona device.jpg|200px|thumb|What Chris actually believes manisfests his "powers" in our world]]

Before 2020, Chris rarely drank water and focused a lot more on [[CWC Cola|carbonated]] [[My Coke Rewards|drinks]] and energy drinks (which have been proven to [[Chris and anger|increase erratic behavior]]).<ref>[https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4772143/|Energy Drinks and Youth Self-Reported Hyperactivity/Inattention Symptoms]</ref> This was such that an entire page of the CWCki was [[My Coke Rewards|partly dedicated to just how much Coca-Cola he drank over the span of two years]].

Said article reveals that on many of the days between March 6, 2007 and September 4, 2009, Chris drank about 1.8 liters (over 3 pints) of Coke ''every day'' (assuming that none of it was drank by his equally [[obese]] [[Borb|parents]]). This represents a grotesque 195 grams (nearly 7 ounces) of sugar per day from Coke alone, representing almost ''800'' calories (1/3 of his daily calorie intake). To put that in perspective, Chris drank enough Coke to fill ''10 oil barrels'' in order to achieve said amount of points. [[30 Push-Ups|Needless to say]], the effects are staggering. On record, he apparently consumed a whopping 120 cans of cola on April 9, 2008; March 24, 2009; and August 15, 2009.

Now, Chris drinks tons of water from a Glacee water bottle with [[Magic Stones|amethyst crystal]] on the bottom. He believes that there are many health problems that drinking water in this fashion alone can cure. He believes that doing so cures conditions such as food poisoning. While this is not actually true, it's at least far healthier than drinking tons of soft drinks.
Ever since the discovery of himself being Goddess CPU Blue Heart he has used this bottle constantly as a way to charge up his "powers" in order to help further the merge into its future stages. The reason he went with the amethyst crystal is most likely the same reason that he uses his High school amethyst ring is in the comics as his main source of power. So, therefore, Chris now uses this bottle as a way to inadvertently makes his powers stronger.

==Results of Chris's Diet==

===Obesity===
{{Main|Obesity}}

[[File:Fat chris.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Chris showing off his gut in [[October 2017]], as an attempt to make [[Jessica Quinn]] regret breaking up with him.]]

===Dental Hygiene===

===Behavioral Issues===

===Fecal Incontinence===
{{Main|DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS}}
It is believed that Chris's diet is one of the causes for his fecal incontinence (the other one being ramming stuff in his rectum), as chronic constipation can be one cause of fecal incontinence.<ref>[[Wikipedia:Fecal_incontinence#Constipation|Fecal incontinence on Wikipedia]]</ref> Chris's diet of McDonald's, microwaveable food, and little or no fruit or vegetables is very likely ridiculously low on fiber and thus a sure-fire way of causing constipation, and Chris has been going on with this diet for who knows how many years. Irritable bowel syndrome may be another reason for Chris's problems with controlling his bowels. The cause of IBS is not known, but two major triggers are [[stress]] and diet related- wheat, dairy, and carbonated drinks among those food-based triggers (sound like any fast-food chains you know?).<ref>Mayo Clinic: [[https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/irritable-bowel-syndrome/symptoms-causes/syc-20360016]]</ref> Chris has given testament to fast-food not agreeing with him,<ref>[[August 2016 Facebook posts#Whopperrito]]</ref> but being raised on a poor diet, it's unlikely he'll stop eating junk anytime soon.

{{clear}}

==Denial of poor diet==

Chris often denies his diet is doing more harm to him than good. In the [[Father Call]], Chris constantly lies about his poor eating habits to an unimpressed Matthew Devoria.

==References==
<references/>
{{Chris and}}
{{Health}}

Chris and nutrition

2021-06-08T17:19:07Z

Snyx: /* Denial of poor diet */

{{incomplete}}
{{HealthDisclosure}}

[[File:ChrisMadeANaco.jpg|thumb|A soft shell taco topped with tortilla chips. Straight out of ''Kim Possible''.]]
Food is both a [[sex|biological imperative]] and a [[art|cultural medium]] for humans. The human body is meant to run on a wide variety of foodstuffs for a balanced diet, and cultures around the world have created a multitude of dishes using available ingredients, mostly from animal and plant sources. But more recently, food has become industrialized, and this industrial process makes food cheaper and tastier, to the love of our hero [[Chris]]. Unfortunately, this industrial Western diet doesn't always carry the best '''nutrition'''.

==Cooking abilities==

Chris claims that he cooks for himself 4 or 5 days a week,<ref>[[Mumble 6|Mumble #6]]</ref> making his cooking a major source of his nutrition. He has said that he took Home Ec. classes in school and that he owns cookbooks.<ref>[[IRC (18 December 2008)]]</ref> However, when Jackie asked him to cook spaghetti (an incredibly basic dish, mind you) in a YouTube video, he dodged responsibility by claiming that [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]] had blocked the kitchen up with junk, so he instead mimed the act and microwaved some canned spaghetti and meatballs.<ref>[[SpaghettiRoutine]]</ref> It can be deduced from this that Chris can't or doesn't cook, and simply buys microwaveable meals every time he claims to be eating at home.

==Fast Food==

{{Main|List of restaurants}}

As a result of his minimal cooking skills, and due to how even the simplest of tasks [[Chris and work|tire him out]], Chris often prefers to eat out over making food by himself. He is an infamous fast food lover, eating at either [[McDonald's]], [[Burger King]] or some other fast food restaurant at least once a day. He has been known to dine out up to 4 times a day. The fact that he's merely fat and not morbidly obese with such an awe-inspiring calorific intake and inactive lifestyle suggests a fairly high metabolism, one which will almost certainly not last indefinitely. The frequency of his fast food trips was confirmed in 2015 when a [[Kiwi Farms]] user sent him $500 to see what he would do with it.

===Some places where Chris likes to eat===
* [[McDonald's]]
* [[Burger King]]
* [[List of restaurants|Restaurants]]
* [[:File:Kroger sighting.jpg|Grocery stores]]
* [[Kitchen]]
* [[Bedroom]]

==Consumption of food==

[[File:Sonic rainboom $500 1.png|thumb|left|200px|Chris visited McDonald's 10 times in 13 days. It's not even the only fast-food place on the list.]]
[[File:Hypnosis for fatter ass.png|thumb|200px|Chris wants to use subliminal hypnosis to make his belly slimmer but his ass fatter.]]

Many, many times, Chris has been shown to be a glutton for all kinds of food, eating excessively in public places and during parties. His complexion also gives insight into his daily nutrition, often showing various signs of acne and acne scarring. His most probable nutritional intake is as follows:

* '''Breakfast:''' Often nothing because he usually [[Biological clock|sleeps from 6 a.m. to noon]], but when he doesn't do that, he travels to McDonald's or another fast food restaurant with a breakfast menu.
* '''Lunch:''' Something quick at home or fast food.
* '''Dinner:''' Dine out at a fast food place with family, or have a poorly-cooked microwave meal.

In addition, it is believed that Chris's diet is one of the causes for his [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|fecal incontinence]] (the other one being [[List of things Chris has shoved up his ass|ramming stuff in his rectum]]), as chronic constipation can be one cause of fecal incontinence;<ref>[[Wikipedia:Fecal_incontinence#Constipation|Fecal incontinence on Wikipedia]]</ref> casually, it happens that Chris's diet of McDonald's, microwaveable food, and little or no fruit or vegetables is very likely ridiculously low on fiber and thus a sure-fire way of causing constipation, and Chris has been going on with this diet for who knows how many years.

According to Chris, he eats more vegetables than any other food group.<ref>[[Kacey Call 7]]</ref> The veracity of this statement is dubious, given what is known about Chris's medical history and health in general (as well as his tendency to lie).

During the [[Father Call]], Chris told [[Kacey]]'s father that he was prescribed [[Wikipedia:Atorvastatin|Lipitor]] for his high cholesterol. He claimed he stopped taking the drug in fall 2009, but whether he was being honest (especially given the number of obvious [[List of Chris's lies|lies]] he told about his health in the course of the rest of the call) is uncertain.

In 2016, he began listening to [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]] videos under the false believe that they would improve his health. He liked videos such as "Lose Weight Super Fast!", "Eliminate Armpit Odor Permanently Fast!", "Lower Your Blood Pressure Fast! Hypertension Treatment", and "[[Fart Song|Produce Odorless Farts Fast!]]". There is no sort of scientific and medical evidence that proves listening to binaural beats can do these things.

In 2017, Chris had a brief online relationship with [[Jessica Quinn]], who has a fat fetish and influenced Chris with it. The Sonichu comic features an obese Rosechu in [[Sonichu 12|issue 12]]. After their breakup, Chris consumed a large bowl of ice cream, then took a side photo of his gut, saying, "THIS!!! Right Here was ALLLLL HERS!!!!!!"<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/October_2017_Facebook_posts#Quinn.27s_missing_out</ref>

In 2019, Chris showed us his idea of a "salad", mostly made with unhealthy ingredients like bacon bits and croutons.<ref>[[August_2019_social_media_posts#Magi-Chan_eats_a_.22salad.22]]</ref>

In 2020, Chris claimed to make breakfast omelettes/scrambled eggs with ghost pepper sauce or spinach.<ref>[[December 2020 social media posts]]</ref>

{{clear}}

==Hydration and water consumption==

[[File:Recycle.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Chris tends to drink large amounts of soft drinks daily. Occasionally, he mixes them with [[Navy|a special ingredient]].]]
[[File:Water and Dasani.jpeg|150px|thumb|Chris’s water bottle with a Dasani bottle]]
[[File:Anti corona device.jpg|200px|thumb|What Chris actually believes manisfests his "powers" in our world]]

Before 2020, Chris rarely drank water and focused a lot more on [[CWC Cola|carbonated]] [[My Coke Rewards|drinks]] and energy drinks (which have been proven to [[Chris and anger|increase erratic behavior]]<ref>[https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4772143/|Energy Drinks and Youth Self-Reported Hyperactivity/Inattention Symptoms]</ref>).

Now, Chris drinks tons of water from a Glacee water bottle with [[Magic Stones|amethyst crystal]] on the bottom. He believes that there are many health problems that drinking water in this fashion alone can cure. He believes that doing so cures conditions such as food poisoning. While this is not actually true, it's at least far healthier than drinking tons of soft drinks.
Ever since the discovery of himself being Goddess CPU Blue Heart he has used this bottle constantly as a way to charge up his "powers" in order to help further the merge into its future stages. The reason he went with the amethyst crystal is most likely the same reason that he uses his High school amethyst ring is in the comics as his main source of power. So, therefore, Chris now uses this bottle as a way to inadvertently makes his powers stronger.

==Results of Chris's Diet==

===Obesity===
{{Main|Obesity}}

[[File:Fat chris.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Chris showing off his gut in [[October 2017]], as an attempt to make [[Jessica Quinn]] regret breaking up with him.]]

===Behavioral Issues===

===Fecal Incontinence===

{{clear}}

==Denial of poor diet==

Chris often denies his diet is doing more harm to him than good. In the [[Father Call]], Chris constantly lies about his poor eating habits to an unimpressed [[Matthew Devoria]].

==References==
<references/>
{{Chris and}}
{{Health}}

Chris and nutrition

2021-06-05T20:48:20Z

Snyx: /* Eating habits */

{{incomplete}}

'''Food''' is both a [[sex|biological imperative]] and a [[art|cultural medium]] for humans. The human body is meant to run on a wide variety of foodstuffs for a balanced diet, and cultures around the world have created a multitude of dishes using available ingredients, mostly from animal and plant sources. But more recently, food has become industrialized, and this industrial process makes food cheaper and tastier, to the love of our hero [[Chris]]. Unfortunately, this industrial Western diet doesn't always carry the best nutrition.

==Cooking==

Chris isn't much of a cook, instead opting to dine at a variety of fast food restaurants. However, despite this, Chris has shown some level of cooking competency.

==Eating habits==
Chris' diet is notoriously poor, consisting mostly of McDonalds and other fast food places. This unhealthy high calorie diet has caused numerous health problems for him, such as his [[obesity]].

Chris and nutrition

2021-06-04T17:20:09Z

Snyx: /* Eating habits */