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		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Canine&amp;diff=154725</id>
		<title>User talk:Canine</title>
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		<updated>2011-12-23T22:48:51Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Some: /* Stop this */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;==what==&lt;br /&gt;
 *** USAJAP1 was kicked by canine (what is this i don't even)&lt;br /&gt;
 !!! You have been kicked from #sonichu&lt;br /&gt;
huh --[[User:USAJAP1|USAJAP1]] 17:41, 25 October 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Hey Canine. Sorry about being a tard on IRC. I guess you guys are right, I'll just continue transcribing Mumbles from now on. [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 08:13, 15 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Please delete my account.  medic is here, canine is a faggot --[http://http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/User:Gamer_Paulo Gamer Paulo] What the hell are these?  Some words? 03:45, 20 May 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==IM==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I have some pressing business that I was referred by [[User:Champthom|Champthom]] to you on.  Do you have MSN or AIM by any chance?  This kind of needs to be kept off the talkpages/IRC.--[[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]][[User:Anon1Guardian|DrSerbia]][[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]] 04:28, 24 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
* Uhhh, you can PM me on IRC. Is that a problem? [[User:Canine|Canine]] 02:57, 25 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== I been personally hired by Chris ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
To ensure an attack on your wiki is inevitable. You have made great injustices by trolling and harassing this man, but the kind Pickbothmanlol will not tolerate your bullshit. Tell Clyde Cash that I want him to personally e-mail me at my talk page. [[User:Omegaforce|Omegaforce]] 18:57, 6 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
:Tanaithetraitor and I will ensure that Clyde Cash talks to us or the wiki will undergo a seige. [[User:Omegaforce|Omegaforce]] 18:59, 6 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
::RED White Knight is in the base! We gotta protect the suitcase! --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 19:04, 6 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
:::'kay [[User:Canine|Canine]] 19:07, 6 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
:::: whatever... [[User:SurfShackTito|SurfShackTito]] 19:30, 6 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
:Chris use his tugboat for something other than PSN shit and fast food? That is a good one. [[User:RobGoblin|RobGoblin]] 07:09, 7 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I smell bullshit... I think it's coming from Omegaforce -- [[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 07:25, 7 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== You are Fan-Freaking-Tastic ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I don't know how you do all the stuff you do! I just thought you should get some appreciation for all your hard work within these past few hours (as well as these past few days, weeks, months, etc). I don't know how that person managed to do all the stuff/blanking they did, but you seem to be on the ball and made it look easy to fix (though I'm sure it's extremely time consuming). I just wanted to say Thanks for being fan-freaking-tastic...so THANKS!  &amp;lt;3   --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 21:12, 31 December 2010 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
: Haha, uhh, thanks. I mean, when people vandalize shit, there's a handy little revert link. So I can just go down the line reverting everything. Not too hard. But thanks anyway. Heh. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 13:05, 2 January 2011 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Get out of bed! ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[walks into Canine's bedroom, making furnace noises through snuffle]'' f-f-f-f-f ''[in a normal voice]'' I'm Snuffleupagus! Get out of bed! ''[pokes Canine with snuffle, Canine jumps out of bed]'' --[[User:Snuffleupagus|Snuffleupagus]] 14:47, 9 January 2011 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== I rock ice ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Trollface More HD.png|400px]]&lt;br /&gt;
Bling-bling bling-bling --[[User:Dankechu|Dankechu]] 16:21, 6 February 2011 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
:Shrunk it, it was too big. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 17:13, 6 February 2011 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Unblock==&lt;br /&gt;
Thanks man. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 05:53, 17 February 2011 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Panic==&lt;br /&gt;
Canine, could you blank my post on the Tomgirl Forum's talk page? It mentions Kim and I don't want Chris up and deciding that she's a slanderous troll (if he hasn't already, I wouldn't know). Thanks. [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 02:05, 21 July 2011 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
*You're the best. [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 05:23, 21 July 2011 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Oh, another thing. There are quite a few new users. I suspect that they're all from the one IP address. You're probably aware of this. I have to trust that you guys know what you're doing but I fear a shitstorm's brewing. [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 20:29, 21 July 2011 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Stop this==&lt;br /&gt;
That was a genuine drawing by christian weston chandler, there is no point in proving it fake [[User:Some|Some]]&lt;br /&gt;
:What? [[User:Canine|Canine]] 14:46, 23 December 2011 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
::of course it was real, why did you delete it?-Some&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Some</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Da_update&amp;diff=154723</id>
		<title>Template:Da update</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Da_update&amp;diff=154723"/>
		<updated>2011-12-23T22:45:48Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Some: Undo revision 154717 by Canine (talk)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;[[Image:News.jpg]]&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*22 [[December 2011|December]]: The first drawing of [[Sonichu]] and the [[Chaotic Combo]] by Chris is shown to the internet in two years.&lt;br /&gt;
*15 [[December 2011|December]]: Chris and [[Barbara]] appear at [[28 October 2011|a hearing]] in connection to their attack on [[the GAMe PLACe]].&lt;br /&gt;
*08 [[December 2011|December]]: In a  [[Rocky Shoemaker call|call to Rocky]], it is revealed that Chris's [[14 Branchland Court|home]] has a severe bug infestation and that [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] was quarantined at the hospital as a result of bug bites before his death.&lt;br /&gt;
*19 [[November 2011|November]]: A [[Dating Ad.mp4|long lost personal ad]] is discovered almost three years after it was recorded.&lt;br /&gt;
*12 [[November 2011|November]]: Chris's [[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls|latest fictional band]] has its debut [[tomgirl]]-themed [[SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD|album]] leaked.&lt;br /&gt;
*07 [[November 2011|November]]: Chris goes to his [[28 October 2011|court hearing]]. No charges are dropped.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;noinclude&amp;gt;{{clear}}{{Usage|1= This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki [[Main Page]]. It is a list of recent Chris-related activity, namely new content. To prevent the list becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added - with no more than 6 or 7 entries being displayed. To add new update to the list, simply edit this template and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Entries should also be documented on the [[{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}|current month article]].}}[[Category:Front page templates]]&amp;lt;/noinclude&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Some</name></author>
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	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Canine&amp;diff=154722</id>
		<title>User talk:Canine</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Canine&amp;diff=154722"/>
		<updated>2011-12-23T22:45:03Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Some: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;==what==&lt;br /&gt;
 *** USAJAP1 was kicked by canine (what is this i don't even)&lt;br /&gt;
 !!! You have been kicked from #sonichu&lt;br /&gt;
huh --[[User:USAJAP1|USAJAP1]] 17:41, 25 October 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Hey Canine. Sorry about being a tard on IRC. I guess you guys are right, I'll just continue transcribing Mumbles from now on. [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 08:13, 15 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Please delete my account.  medic is here, canine is a faggot --[http://http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/User:Gamer_Paulo Gamer Paulo] What the hell are these?  Some words? 03:45, 20 May 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==IM==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I have some pressing business that I was referred by [[User:Champthom|Champthom]] to you on.  Do you have MSN or AIM by any chance?  This kind of needs to be kept off the talkpages/IRC.--[[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]][[User:Anon1Guardian|DrSerbia]][[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]] 04:28, 24 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
* Uhhh, you can PM me on IRC. Is that a problem? [[User:Canine|Canine]] 02:57, 25 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== I been personally hired by Chris ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
To ensure an attack on your wiki is inevitable. You have made great injustices by trolling and harassing this man, but the kind Pickbothmanlol will not tolerate your bullshit. Tell Clyde Cash that I want him to personally e-mail me at my talk page. [[User:Omegaforce|Omegaforce]] 18:57, 6 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
:Tanaithetraitor and I will ensure that Clyde Cash talks to us or the wiki will undergo a seige. [[User:Omegaforce|Omegaforce]] 18:59, 6 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
::RED White Knight is in the base! We gotta protect the suitcase! --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 19:04, 6 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
:::'kay [[User:Canine|Canine]] 19:07, 6 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
:::: whatever... [[User:SurfShackTito|SurfShackTito]] 19:30, 6 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
:Chris use his tugboat for something other than PSN shit and fast food? That is a good one. [[User:RobGoblin|RobGoblin]] 07:09, 7 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I smell bullshit... I think it's coming from Omegaforce -- [[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 07:25, 7 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== You are Fan-Freaking-Tastic ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I don't know how you do all the stuff you do! I just thought you should get some appreciation for all your hard work within these past few hours (as well as these past few days, weeks, months, etc). I don't know how that person managed to do all the stuff/blanking they did, but you seem to be on the ball and made it look easy to fix (though I'm sure it's extremely time consuming). I just wanted to say Thanks for being fan-freaking-tastic...so THANKS!  &amp;lt;3   --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 21:12, 31 December 2010 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
: Haha, uhh, thanks. I mean, when people vandalize shit, there's a handy little revert link. So I can just go down the line reverting everything. Not too hard. But thanks anyway. Heh. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 13:05, 2 January 2011 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Get out of bed! ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[walks into Canine's bedroom, making furnace noises through snuffle]'' f-f-f-f-f ''[in a normal voice]'' I'm Snuffleupagus! Get out of bed! ''[pokes Canine with snuffle, Canine jumps out of bed]'' --[[User:Snuffleupagus|Snuffleupagus]] 14:47, 9 January 2011 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== I rock ice ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Trollface More HD.png|400px]]&lt;br /&gt;
Bling-bling bling-bling --[[User:Dankechu|Dankechu]] 16:21, 6 February 2011 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
:Shrunk it, it was too big. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 17:13, 6 February 2011 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Unblock==&lt;br /&gt;
Thanks man. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 05:53, 17 February 2011 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Panic==&lt;br /&gt;
Canine, could you blank my post on the Tomgirl Forum's talk page? It mentions Kim and I don't want Chris up and deciding that she's a slanderous troll (if he hasn't already, I wouldn't know). Thanks. [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 02:05, 21 July 2011 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
*You're the best. [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 05:23, 21 July 2011 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Oh, another thing. There are quite a few new users. I suspect that they're all from the one IP address. You're probably aware of this. I have to trust that you guys know what you're doing but I fear a shitstorm's brewing. [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 20:29, 21 July 2011 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Stop this==&lt;br /&gt;
That was a genuine drawing by christian weston chandler, there is no point in proving it fake [[User:Some|Some]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Some</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Canine&amp;diff=154720</id>
		<title>User talk:Canine</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Canine&amp;diff=154720"/>
		<updated>2011-12-23T22:44:02Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Some: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;==what==&lt;br /&gt;
 *** USAJAP1 was kicked by canine (what is this i don't even)&lt;br /&gt;
 !!! You have been kicked from #sonichu&lt;br /&gt;
huh --[[User:USAJAP1|USAJAP1]] 17:41, 25 October 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Hey Canine. Sorry about being a tard on IRC. I guess you guys are right, I'll just continue transcribing Mumbles from now on. [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 08:13, 15 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Please delete my account.  medic is here, canine is a faggot --[http://http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/User:Gamer_Paulo Gamer Paulo] What the hell are these?  Some words? 03:45, 20 May 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==IM==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I have some pressing business that I was referred by [[User:Champthom|Champthom]] to you on.  Do you have MSN or AIM by any chance?  This kind of needs to be kept off the talkpages/IRC.--[[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]][[User:Anon1Guardian|DrSerbia]][[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]] 04:28, 24 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
* Uhhh, you can PM me on IRC. Is that a problem? [[User:Canine|Canine]] 02:57, 25 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== I been personally hired by Chris ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
To ensure an attack on your wiki is inevitable. You have made great injustices by trolling and harassing this man, but the kind Pickbothmanlol will not tolerate your bullshit. Tell Clyde Cash that I want him to personally e-mail me at my talk page. [[User:Omegaforce|Omegaforce]] 18:57, 6 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
:Tanaithetraitor and I will ensure that Clyde Cash talks to us or the wiki will undergo a seige. [[User:Omegaforce|Omegaforce]] 18:59, 6 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
::RED White Knight is in the base! We gotta protect the suitcase! --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 19:04, 6 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
:::'kay [[User:Canine|Canine]] 19:07, 6 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
:::: whatever... [[User:SurfShackTito|SurfShackTito]] 19:30, 6 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
:Chris use his tugboat for something other than PSN shit and fast food? That is a good one. [[User:RobGoblin|RobGoblin]] 07:09, 7 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I smell bullshit... I think it's coming from Omegaforce -- [[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 07:25, 7 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== You are Fan-Freaking-Tastic ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I don't know how you do all the stuff you do! I just thought you should get some appreciation for all your hard work within these past few hours (as well as these past few days, weeks, months, etc). I don't know how that person managed to do all the stuff/blanking they did, but you seem to be on the ball and made it look easy to fix (though I'm sure it's extremely time consuming). I just wanted to say Thanks for being fan-freaking-tastic...so THANKS!  &amp;lt;3   --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 21:12, 31 December 2010 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
: Haha, uhh, thanks. I mean, when people vandalize shit, there's a handy little revert link. So I can just go down the line reverting everything. Not too hard. But thanks anyway. Heh. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 13:05, 2 January 2011 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Get out of bed! ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[walks into Canine's bedroom, making furnace noises through snuffle]'' f-f-f-f-f ''[in a normal voice]'' I'm Snuffleupagus! Get out of bed! ''[pokes Canine with snuffle, Canine jumps out of bed]'' --[[User:Snuffleupagus|Snuffleupagus]] 14:47, 9 January 2011 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== I rock ice ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Trollface More HD.png|400px]]&lt;br /&gt;
Bling-bling bling-bling --[[User:Dankechu|Dankechu]] 16:21, 6 February 2011 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
:Shrunk it, it was too big. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 17:13, 6 February 2011 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Unblock==&lt;br /&gt;
Thanks man. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 05:53, 17 February 2011 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Panic==&lt;br /&gt;
Canine, could you blank my post on the Tomgirl Forum's talk page? It mentions Kim and I don't want Chris up and deciding that she's a slanderous troll (if he hasn't already, I wouldn't know). Thanks. [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 02:05, 21 July 2011 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
*You're the best. [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 05:23, 21 July 2011 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Oh, another thing. There are quite a few new users. I suspect that they're all from the one IP address. You're probably aware of this. I have to trust that you guys know what you're doing but I fear a shitstorm's brewing. [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 20:29, 21 July 2011 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Stop this==&lt;br /&gt;
That was a genuine drawing by christian weston chandler, there is no point in proving it fake&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Some</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=December_2011&amp;diff=154719</id>
		<title>December 2011</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=December_2011&amp;diff=154719"/>
		<updated>2011-12-23T22:41:27Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Some: Undo revision 154716 by Canine (talk)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;'''December 2011''' will be the final month in what has been arguably the darkest year in [[Chris|Chris']] life.&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:NewCwcvillepic.jpg|thumb|The Picture in question]]&lt;br /&gt;
==Events==&lt;br /&gt;
*07 December - Chris changes his [[voicemail message|voicemail greeting]], informing listeners that he is apparently unwell. &lt;br /&gt;
*08 December - A troll [[Rocky Shoemaker call|calls Rocky Shoemaker]] and discovers (by pretending to be a court-appointed psychiatrist) that there is a severe bug infestation at Chris's home.&lt;br /&gt;
*09 December - Chris changes his [[voicemail message|voicemail greeting]] again, apparently feeling better.&lt;br /&gt;
*15 December - Chris and [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] appear in court over the [[28 October 2011]] incident. Their case is continued until January 5th, 2012.&lt;br /&gt;
*22 December - A drawing of Sonichu and co. is leaked&lt;br /&gt;
*25 December - Chris celebrates his first [[Christmas]] without [[Robert Chandler|his father]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Timeline}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Some</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Da_update&amp;diff=154714</id>
		<title>Template:Da update</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Da_update&amp;diff=154714"/>
		<updated>2011-12-23T21:45:45Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Some: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;[[Image:News.jpg]]&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*22 [[December 2011|December]]: The first drawing of [[Sonichu]] and the [[Chaotic Combo]] by Chris is shown to the internet in two years.&lt;br /&gt;
*15 [[December 2011|December]]: Chris and [[Barbara]] appear at [[28 October 2011|a hearing]] in connection to their attack on [[the GAMe PLACe]].&lt;br /&gt;
*08 [[December 2011|December]]: In a  [[Rocky Shoemaker call|call to Rocky]], it is revealed that Chris's [[14 Branchland Court|home]] has a severe bug infestation and that [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] was quarantined at the hospital as a result of bug bites before his death.&lt;br /&gt;
*19 [[November 2011|November]]: A [[Dating Ad.mp4|long lost personal ad]] is discovered almost three years after it was recorded.&lt;br /&gt;
*12 [[November 2011|November]]: Chris's [[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls|latest fictional band]] has its debut [[tomgirl]]-themed [[SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD|album]] leaked.&lt;br /&gt;
*07 [[November 2011|November]]: Chris goes to his [[28 October 2011|court hearing]]. No charges are dropped.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;noinclude&amp;gt;{{clear}}{{Usage|1= This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki [[Main Page]]. It is a list of recent Chris-related activity, namely new content. To prevent the list becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added - with no more than 6 or 7 entries being displayed. To add new update to the list, simply edit this template and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Entries should also be documented on the [[{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}|current month article]].}}[[Category:Front page templates]]&amp;lt;/noinclude&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Some</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Da_update&amp;diff=154713</id>
		<title>Template:Da update</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Da_update&amp;diff=154713"/>
		<updated>2011-12-23T21:44:58Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Some: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;[[Image:News.jpg]]&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*23 [[December 2011|December]]: The first drawing of [[Sonichu]] and the [[Chaotic Combo]] is shown to the internet in two years.&lt;br /&gt;
*15 [[December 2011|December]]: Chris and [[Barbara]] appear at [[28 October 2011|a hearing]] in connection to their attack on [[the GAMe PLACe]].&lt;br /&gt;
*08 [[December 2011|December]]: In a  [[Rocky Shoemaker call|call to Rocky]], it is revealed that Chris's [[14 Branchland Court|home]] has a severe bug infestation and that [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] was quarantined at the hospital as a result of bug bites before his death.&lt;br /&gt;
*19 [[November 2011|November]]: A [[Dating Ad.mp4|long lost personal ad]] is discovered almost three years after it was recorded.&lt;br /&gt;
*12 [[November 2011|November]]: Chris's [[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls|latest fictional band]] has its debut [[tomgirl]]-themed [[SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD|album]] leaked.&lt;br /&gt;
*07 [[November 2011|November]]: Chris goes to his [[28 October 2011|court hearing]]. No charges are dropped.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;noinclude&amp;gt;{{clear}}{{Usage|1= This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki [[Main Page]]. It is a list of recent Chris-related activity, namely new content. To prevent the list becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added - with no more than 6 or 7 entries being displayed. To add new update to the list, simply edit this template and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Entries should also be documented on the [[{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}|current month article]].}}[[Category:Front page templates]]&amp;lt;/noinclude&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Some</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Picture_of_the_now&amp;diff=154712</id>
		<title>Template:Picture of the now</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Picture_of_the_now&amp;diff=154712"/>
		<updated>2011-12-23T21:18:13Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Some: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[File:NewCwcvillepic.jpg|400px|left]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A leaked drawing of Sonichu and co.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Some</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=December_2011&amp;diff=154711</id>
		<title>December 2011</title>
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		<updated>2011-12-23T21:14:05Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Some: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;'''December 2011''' will be the final month in what has been arguably the darkest year in [[Chris|Chris']] life.&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:NewCwcvillepic.jpg|thumb|The Picture in question]]&lt;br /&gt;
==Events==&lt;br /&gt;
*07 December - Chris changes his [[voicemail message|voicemail greeting]], informing listeners that he is apparently unwell. &lt;br /&gt;
*08 December - A troll [[Rocky Shoemaker call|calls Rocky Shoemaker]] and discovers (by pretending to be a court-appointed psychiatrist) that there is a severe bug infestation at Chris's home.&lt;br /&gt;
*09 December - Chris changes his [[voicemail message|voicemail greeting]] again, apparently feeling better.&lt;br /&gt;
*15 December - Chris and [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] appear in court over the [[28 October 2011]] incident. Their case is continued until January 5th, 2012.&lt;br /&gt;
*22 December - A drawing of Sonichu and co. is leaked&lt;br /&gt;
*25 December - Chris celebrates his first [[Christmas]] without [[Robert Chandler|his father]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Timeline}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Some</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Ivy_O%27Neil&amp;diff=154466</id>
		<title>Ivy O'Neil</title>
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		<updated>2011-12-17T14:46:37Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Some: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{Articleofthenow}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|♪She's gotta be true, she's gotta be pretty, and she's got to be the sweetest thing in liiiiffe, and her name be Ivvyyyyy~♪|[[CWC]]|&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Ivy.png|thumb|Self portrait.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ivy O'Neil''' (17 March 1992 – July 2009) was [[Chris]]'s [[sweetheart]] from [[March 2009|March]] through [[May 2009|May]] of 2009.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Prologue==&lt;br /&gt;
Something about Ivy brought out the crazy in Chris at levels rarely seen before or since. The Ivy Saga resulted in three ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu Specials]]'', four music videos, a bunch of weird and creepy non-music videos (including the notorious [[April 16 Fetish Vids|orange soda]] video), a long awaited [[Tour of Christian's House|tour of his house]], a new [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK|Christian and the Hedgehog Boys album]], procuring [[CWC is Angry|The Lost Video]], the emergence of [[Joshua Martinez]] and [[Rocky Shoemaker]] as troll obstacles, images of the new [[Medallion of Fail]] while he's wearing [[butt garments]], and unexpected changes in Chris's behavior. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Ivy is a redhead. Chris lowered his standards slightly by allowing her to become a sweetheart (previously, women with red hair were excluded along with blacks and non-[[boyfriend-free girl]]s).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Timeline==&lt;br /&gt;
===March===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Message_For_Ivy.jpg|thumb|The stuff of nightmares.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In his Captain's Log of [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 18th, 2009|18 March]], Chris gave a shout out to &amp;quot;Ahmy-vie&amp;quot; and her friend Rachel. This was right at the height of the [[Emily]] fiasco&amp;amp;mdash;between the day Chris stood her up and the day the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] stole her away&amp;amp;mdash;so &amp;quot;Ivy&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;Rachel&amp;quot; were assumed by many [[trolls|observers]] to be code names for Emily and her friend Stephanie. Not even the most hardened of trolls could be ready for the creepiness unleashed [[CWC's Message for Ivy|two days later]] on the heels of the Emily date.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I'll be in your dreams!|CWC|&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[CWC%27s_Message_for_Ivy#Video]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:''See Also: [[Sonichu Special 1]]''&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:CWCVictoryForIvy.jpg|thumb|Fresh from the shop!]]&lt;br /&gt;
Ivy was in the driver's seat now, and proved to be a muse like no other. Chris responded with some of his most complex work to date, [[Sonichu Special 1]] and its accompanying music video, [[CWC_Music_Video_Holding_Out_For_a_Hero|CWC Holding Out For A Hero]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|♪She's gotta be strong, she's gotta be pure and she's got to be fresh from the shop~♪|CWC|&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
For the rest of March, Chris was a prolific video blogger. Even while pressed on another front by his [[Clyde Cash|arch-nemesis]], Chris managed to make time to double down on his [[Chris Sings Lovin' You|creepy video messages]] and make a positive difference in the life of Ivy's [[Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora|insecure cousin, Flora]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Things were moving quickly, but of course a classy college girl like Ivy wasn't going to arrange a sleepover at the Chandlers' sight unseen. Her next request&amp;amp;mdash;[[Tour_of_Chris%27s_House|a tour of the property]]&amp;amp;mdash;ignited a slow-forming, but [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|ultimately epic]] shit storm.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===April===&lt;br /&gt;
:''See Also: [[Vanessa Saga]]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As April dawned, [[Rocky Shoemaker]] very nearly pulled the Chandlers, kicking and screaming, out of their vortex of stupidity.  Luckily for her, Ivy had already passed all of the Chandlers' tests for TRUTH and HONESTY&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Ivy Q&amp;amp;A]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;, and so was spared most of the (brief) fallout. But even as one crisis passed another emerged, when [[Joshua Martinez|a mutual friend]] introduced Chris to [[Vanessa Hudgens]]. Juggling '''two''' needy imaginary girlfriends would [[Blanca_Emails,_September_2008#Sarah_Jackson_love_triangle|once again]] prove challenging for one merely-mortal autistic boy.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Ecp00066.jpg|thumb|WHY]]&lt;br /&gt;
:''See Also: [[April 16 Fetish Vids]]''&lt;br /&gt;
With inspiration from Ivy, Chris got a new [[cwcville.com]] up, and made progress on [[Sonichu 9|Sonichu #9]]. The world's first-ever YouTube videos intended for [[Crass and Champ|crabs]] were made. The [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (band)|Hedgehog Boys]] got back together and [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!|hit the road again]]. And then shit got real: mid-month, Ivy found out about Chris's two-timing ways. The punishment was revolting, to say the least. After his humiliating penance, Chris was given a second chance...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:''See Also: [[Sonichu Special 2]]&lt;br /&gt;
...to plan a kickass wedding! The result was another ''Sonichu Special,'' complete with an accompanying video, [[CWC's &amp;quot;It's All Coming Back To Me&amp;quot;]]. And you can't have a wedding without...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:''See Also: [[Sonichu Special 3]]&lt;br /&gt;
...a honeymoon! The leaking of the infamous [[Giant Penis Comic]], however, would mean April ended on a decidedly low note. Chris had to make an explanation video to ease the mind of a traumatized [[Ching Chong]], and had to confess to all of [[Matthew 5:27, CWC Confessions|his crimes]]; of course, the dastardly trolls pounced on every word.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Ivy is real! We are going to be together! Foreverrr!|CWC|&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===May===&lt;br /&gt;
Throughout the Chandlers' trials and tribulations, one gal-pal had remained TRUE and HONEST. A Chandler family vacation up to Boston, to visit Ivy&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;Ivy Q&amp;amp;A&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;For My Sweetest Ivy&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;, was in the works. But meddlers gonna meddle: in a fit of righteousness, Rocky brought the Chandlers to the police to sort out the trolls once and for all. Despite their protests, Ivy was on the same list as Clyde Cash and the other villains.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
And despite their protests, Ivy blamed Chris for betraying her.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On the night of 14 [[May 2009|May]], the following was written on Chris's [[ED]] talk page:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I have learned that there was a connection between her and a state in Washington where some of you have been lurking, and that she was not found in any public records. It took me a week to recover from the crestfallen emotions, but I am moving on with my life.|CWC|&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[List_of_Christian%27s_edits_to_Encyclopedia_Dramatica]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===July===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:IvysDeath.png|thumb|An artist's depiction of Ivy's untimely death.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Ivy&amp;quot; committed suicide by hanging in July 2009 &amp;quot;from being restricted from Communication, as well as coming to visit me&amp;quot; according to Chris. He tastelessly uploaded [[CWC &amp;quot;Boyfriend&amp;quot;]] as a belated memorial.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Epilogue==&lt;br /&gt;
In November 2009, he [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_92 described Ivy's death in a giant wall of text] in [[Sonichu 9|the comic]]. During the PVCC's assault on CWCville, she was apparently trapped in a collapsing elevator, got the cables tangled around her neck, and was strangled to death despite [[BILLY MAYS]]'s best efforts to save her. The page laying all of this out carries a brief dedication: &amp;quot;In memory of [[Sonichu Girls|Sonichu-Girl]], **Ivy O'Niel**&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On 19 [[April 2010]], Chris updated the [[CWCipedia]] with a [[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)|page]] containing various profiles of his &amp;quot;[[gal-pal]]s and past sweethearts.&amp;quot; Among them was a brief and somewhat ambivalent mention of Ivy:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Another online romance, but better... with Telephone Conversations. Ivy and I were entwined within our relationship for about 3 months; it was good. Then later on, when I was talking to a detective on the case of finding my Trolls and seeing justice done unto them, he looked into Ivy and her family; found NOTHING on them, even her father who was a Police Officer. Then in a mental quandary and confusion, I stopped talking to Ivy for a few months. She called me one last time after the time; I still felt confused. Then I hear from Vivian that Ivy committed suicide by hanging.|CWC&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[CWCipedia]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
===Art By Ivy===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Ivy.png&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Ivy Jammies.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:IvysRosechu.jpg|Rosechu&lt;br /&gt;
Image:IvysBubbles to Blake.jpg|[[Bubbles Rosechu]]&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Layla.jpg|Luckette (a.k.a. [[Layla Flaaffy]])&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Princessivy.png|Princess Ivy, Ivy's fursona.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Art Of Ivy===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Image:IvyWedding.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:IvyRing.jpg|IT'S ALL COMING BACK TO ME...&lt;br /&gt;
Image:CWCsIvyKiss.jpg|&amp;quot;FUCK IT'S [[Episode 2|EPISODE 2]] ALL OVER AGAIN FUCKKKKK&amp;quot; - [[Vivian Gee]] &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dB6c5txd8ro#t=2m32s Sonichu - Special Episode 1! The Audiobook! Clyde VS Chris!]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Image:350meko.jpg|Rape is imminent. On a more serious note: Chris fails at pantyshots.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:CWCsClyde.jpg|OH SHI-! Ivy has been kidnapped by Clyde! IS CHRIS A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO RESCUE HER?&lt;br /&gt;
Image:CWCRescuesIvy.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Cwc&amp;amp;ivy34.jpg|Rule 34 even applies to Chris's heartsweets. &lt;br /&gt;
Image:IvyBondage.jpg|Bondage: YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG!&lt;br /&gt;
Image:CWC,Ivy,fursona.jpg|Chris-chan Sonichu and Princess Ivy together.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:SchuComic9P92.jpg|Our heroes mourn Ivy's death, or something like that.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Miscellaneous=== &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Ivy.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:IvyLilith.jpeg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Ivypickle.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Dearest Ivy by Chimerica.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:RBIvy.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ivy Q%26A]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Vanessa Saga]]&lt;br /&gt;
*''[[Soul Calibur]]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==References==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Sweethearts}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{DEFAULTSORT:O'Neil, Ivy}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Dead]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Sweethearts]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Trolls]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Ivy Saga]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Some</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Some&amp;diff=154290</id>
		<title>User:Some</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Some&amp;diff=154290"/>
		<updated>2011-12-13T21:16:22Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Some: Blanked the page&lt;/p&gt;
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		<author><name>Some</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Some&amp;diff=154289</id>
		<title>User:Some</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Some&amp;diff=154289"/>
		<updated>2011-12-13T21:15:38Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Some: Created page with &amp;quot;&amp;lt;div style=&amp;quot;center&amp;gt; {{Collapsible|Userboxes| {{Jerkop}} }}&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&amp;lt;div style=&amp;quot;center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{Collapsible|Userboxes|&lt;br /&gt;
{{Jerkop}}&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Some</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Some&amp;diff=154288</id>
		<title>User talk:Some</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Some&amp;diff=154288"/>
		<updated>2011-12-13T21:12:05Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Some: hmm&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;== hmm ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
where are the rules?&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Some</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Christian_Weston_Chandler&amp;diff=154286</id>
		<title>Christian Weston Chandler</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Christian_Weston_Chandler&amp;diff=154286"/>
		<updated>2011-12-13T20:58:56Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Some: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;:''This article is about Chris himself. For the &amp;quot;Sonichu&amp;quot; character, see [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)]]. For other uses, see [[Christian Weston Chandler (disambiguation)]].&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''&lt;br /&gt;
:''&amp;quot;Christian&amp;quot; redirects here. For our hero's view on Christianity, see [[Chris and religion]].''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Articleofthenow}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Honest}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;infobox&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;width: 21em; font-size: 90%;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; | Chandler Family&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; | [[Image:0782-CWCSpread.JPG|300px]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; |Christian Weston Chandler&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Birth Name'''&lt;br /&gt;
| Christopher Weston Chandler&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Full Name'''&lt;br /&gt;
| &amp;quot;Christopher&amp;quot; Christian &amp;quot;Ricardo&amp;quot; Weston Chandler&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Nicknames'''&lt;br /&gt;
| Chris-chan&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Chris Chan&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Tomgirl Pictures|Chris Tran]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Spanish|Ricardo Weston Chandler]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;CWC&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Ian Brandon Anderson]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Solid Chris&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Chrissy&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[JenkinsJinkies|Junior Jenkins]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Carlos Chantor]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt; [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|KookyDashy]] &amp;lt;br&amp;gt; [[Kaka Makeup Basics|Kaka]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''[[Homos|Homo]] virginicus''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Jackie Chat 6|Chunky Monkey Man]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Great Director Chandler&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Date of Birth'''&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Birthday|24 February]] [[1982]] (age 29)&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Gender'''&lt;br /&gt;
| Male (1982–2011)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Tomgirl]] (2011–present)&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Nationality'''&lt;br /&gt;
| [[United States of America|American]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Race'''&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Chris and race|White]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Height'''&lt;br /&gt;
| 5'10&amp;quot; (1.78 m)&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Weight'''&lt;br /&gt;
| Self-reported [[WeighIn|216 lbs. (98.2 kg)]] &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Parents'''&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Bob]] (deceased)&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt; [[Barbara]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Education'''&lt;br /&gt;
|  [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] ([[CADD]])&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Occupation(s)'''&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|I am the high-functioning [[autistic]] person who was heavily [[stress|emotionally damaged]], [[Art|artistic]] [[plagiarism|inspiration]] lost with [[Health|paranoia]], [[BlueSpike|deception]], [[Jack Thaddeus|blackmail]] and [[Death threats|plain hurtful words]] from those bottom-feeding [[Trolls]]. I am the [[The Wall of Originals|hand-drawing original]] [[copyrights|creator]] of [[Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]] and the city of [[Cwcville]], [[Virginia]], [[USA]].|[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|KookyDashy]], aka Chris &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?p=490#p490 Re: We've been found AND mocked horribly! :(  ] - The Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia post where Chris reveals himself&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Christian Weston Chandler''' (''né'' '''Christopher Weston Chandler''' on 24 February [[1982]]), is a fat, delusional [[autism|&amp;quot;high-functioning&amp;quot; autistic]] manchild, and [[Things Chris has ripped off|creator]] of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], a crossover of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and [[Pikachu]] - sorry, [[Chris and copyright|original creation]] - starring in his own self-titled [[Sonichu (comic)|online comic book]].&lt;br /&gt;
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His adult life has been largely defined by his goal of developing his webcomic ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' into a hit video game franchise and his [[Love Quest]] to obtain a &amp;quot;[[boyfriend-free girl|boyfriend-free]], 18-[''my current age'']-year old, caring, [[tobacky|smoke-free]], [[alcohol|non-alcoholic]] [[Racism|white]] girl&amp;quot; to make into a &amp;quot;[[sweetheart from the Ground-Up|sweetheart from the ground-up]].&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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In late [[2007]], he became [[Internet]]-famous when he caught the attention of [[4chan]] and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. The initial fascination was spurred on by his willingness to wear a homemade [[Sonichu medallion]] in public, his [[Chris and Art|childlike artwork]] about his unoriginal Sonic recolor, and his history of loitering in [[Attraction Locations|public places]] while literally holding up a [[sign]] asking women to talk to him. His reaction to the ensuing mockery led to even greater scrutiny of his life, [[Chris and...|revealing still more disturbing facts about him.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Yes, friends, it gets far worse. &lt;br /&gt;
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==Aliases==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:093-CWCtoon.jpg|thumb|left|100px|ORIGINAL IDENTITY. &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;DO NOT [[Liquid Chris|STEAL]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Much like the Devil, Christian Weston Chandler goes by many names. He was born Christopher Weston Chandler, but [[Christopher's name change|changed]] to &amp;quot;Christian&amp;quot; at the behest of the &amp;quot;[[Leonard Bearstein|bear conductor]]&amp;quot;. In either case, he answers to &amp;quot;Chris&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;Chris-Chan&amp;quot;. Unusually, Chris will often refer to himself by his full name, or for even greater accuracy &amp;quot;Christopher Christian Weston Chandler&amp;quot;. He is unusually proud of his initials &amp;quot;CWC&amp;quot; and often incorporates them into his creations and various puns on the word &amp;quot;quick&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's nickname in his high school [[Spanish]] classes was &amp;quot;Ricardo&amp;quot;, and to this day he translates his own name to &amp;quot;Ricardo Weston Chandler&amp;quot; when writing or speaking in Spanish. At times he will literally announce himself as &amp;quot;Christopher Christian 'Ricardo' Weston Chandler&amp;quot;, or variants thereof, to precisely identify himself.&lt;br /&gt;
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He occasionally uses the names of his characters, most notably his evil twin, [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]] and of course [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]. In his comics, Chris has the ability to transform into a superheroic hedgehog himself, named [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]].&lt;br /&gt;
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The only names commonly used to refer to Chris which he did not himself invent are &amp;quot;Chrissy&amp;quot; (popularized by [[Arjen Van Dierten]]) and [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] (popularized by [[Liquid Chris]]). Less notably, there is also the seldom-used &amp;quot;Solid Chris&amp;quot;, used by some to differentiate him from Liquid in the tradition of a [[Metal Gear Solid|certain video game series]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Overview==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Chris-Straw.jpg|thumb|left|Why do we get the feeling that he wants to suck a [[duck]]?]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris is a timid, [[chris and his ego|self-absorbed]] little man who has been allowed - by [[Bob Chandler|his]] [[Barb|parents]] and/or his [[autism]] - to eternally live like a child, amassing [[toys]] and [[video games]] into a single [[room]] in his parents' [[14 Branchland Court|house]]. Now approaching thirty, he is so comfortable in his pitiful existence that he refuses to conform to the rules of society, such as &amp;quot;you have to bathe regularly,&amp;quot; &amp;quot;you can't sit in a store all day waiting for people to talk to you,&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;if you keep [[dirty crapped briefs|shitting your pants]] you should be more careful when you think you're just going to fart.&amp;quot; Although the public school system originally forced society and Chris to put up with one another, Chris is now free to stay indoors and not do anything he doesn't want to do. Accordingly, Chris has never held a steady [[Chris's resume|job]] or had any meaningful relationship with a woman (or anyone of any gender, for that matter). &lt;br /&gt;
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Chris is completely obsessed with his character [[Sonichu]], to the point that he hand-crafted several [[medallions]] in the shape of Sonichu and related characters. Between February [[2004]] and [[March 2010]], Chris was rarely seen or photographed without one of these totems, even wearing them in his [[:Image:License.jpg|driver's license photo]] and to his [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|college]] graduation. At the same time, he is absolutely convinced that everyone wants to learn all about Sonichu, and that the only reason [[Nintendo]], Sega, and [[Sony]] haven't approached him about making Sonichu games is that they're either trying to be tough negotiators, or that his chances are being ruined by [[trolls]] working in the companies. The medallion returned in [[September 2010]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris absolutely hates [[homos|gay men]], and communicates this with such intensity that observers are easily convinced he's simply terrified of becoming gay himself. He cannot bear to look at another man's [[pickle|penis]], and he stares at [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|Sailor Moon]] to keep himself straight.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Chris Destroys His Vibrator]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Oh, he also [[recycling|swallows his own semen]], [[Sports bra photo series|wears a bra]], and [[Tomgirl Pictures|proudly cross-dresses]]. Surprisingly, however, his homophobia seems to have little basis in his religious beliefs, as he had not noticed Leviticus 18:22, which condemns homosexuality, until he saw it on a 2009 episode of ''[[Family Guy]]''.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[CWC with Bible - Leviticus]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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== Early life ==&lt;br /&gt;
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In 24 February 1982, Chris was born to [[Robert]] and [[Barbara Chandler]]. He was born in the [[United States]], specifically in the state of [[Virginia]], and of course, is a citizen of the US. Not much was known about Chris in his toddler years, but the signs of autism didn't creep up until he was older.  At the time, he was a pretty normal kid.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Childhood and adolescence===&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:0147-CWCsMilkcapsAcrossTime.jpg|240px|thumb|Evolution (or decay, depending upon how you see things) of a Chris-chan...in a [[Wikipedia:Pogs|pog]] form (yes, those are homemade pogs). Top: Chris '94, '95, '96. Bottom: '97, '98', '99.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris claims his first word, &amp;quot;[[Fail|monkey]]&amp;quot;, was spoken at six weeks old,&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Wikipedia early&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and he remains proud of this feat well into his twenties regardless of how obviously unlikely and physically impossible it is to be true - the language centers in the human brain literally cannot grasp English at six weeks, disregarding infantile vocal chords.&lt;br /&gt;
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An [[abusive babysitter]], who was alone with Christopher every day for years,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-3.PNG|6 March 2007 email from Cole to Chris, page 3]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; allegedly locked him in a room at an early age.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Wikipedia early&amp;quot; /&amp;gt; Chris apparently misses the irony in the fact the he now locks himself in a [[Chris's room|room]]. He once identified this confinement as the source of his autism. Between the ages of one and seven, Chris did not speak at all, and had to visit [[James Madison University]] for speech therapy. He was diagnosed as being autistic, with the doctor projecting (at least according to Chris) that he would never make it to high school, much less be able to write his own name.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Aspergers_(CWCipedia_article)&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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During the [[1980s]], Christopher was playmates with [[Sarah Hammer]]. One day, she convinced him that Casper the Friendly Ghost lived in the crawlspace under her house, and when he crawled in there to look, she locked him in,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#Memories of childhood|Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares, page 4]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; beginning Chris's lifelong career of getting trolled. Apparently, he doesn't hold any hard feelings over it (possibly just because she's a girl — if a guy did that to him, Chris would vow vengeance).&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[1989]], noted furry conductor Leonard Bearstein misheard Christopher's first name and called him &amp;quot;Christian&amp;quot;, which convinced Christopher to later have his name [[Christopher's name change|legally changed]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris spent the [[1990s|1990-1991]] school year in the fourth grade at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]], until his parents pulled him out of classes over a mysterious dispute. Chris claims that he was forcefully restrained by the school's faculty&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and that he was made to sit on the lap of the [[Bruce Johnson|principal]], an experience that supposedly inspired his homophobia. It's possible that Chris's opinions about these events are colored more by his parents' attitudes than his own memories. The issue went to court, with Greene County seeking to have Chris sent to a &amp;quot;special school&amp;quot;. Chris was home-schooled through the fifth grade during these proceedings. When his family exhausted all legal recourse, Chris and his father relocated to [[Richmond]] so that Chris could continue his education in a different school system, starting with the sixth grade in fall 1992.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Wikipedia early&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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At age 11, Chris entered and won the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch &amp;amp; Win Sweepstakes]]. On his twelfth birthday, he enjoyed a $1,000 shopping spree as his prize. Local news coverage of the event focused on Chris's autism, regarding the contest win as a more worthy accomplishment due to his mental condition. Chris put footage from this newscast on [[YouTube]] long before he was known to general public, and it remains the most solid evidence that he is not [[IBAChandler|some elaborate troll]]. This incident is often cited as the beginning of Chris's tendency to leverage his autism for special treatment, as well as his fascination with toys and video games at the expense of more mature pursuits. It has led Chris to constantly enter contests in hopes of winning big (or else [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|becoming infuriated]] when he loses).&lt;br /&gt;
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Image:0002-BabyChristopher.jpg|Even as a baby, he was unusually ugly. Looks kind of like Baby Selwyn from ''[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Braindead_%28film%29 Braindead]''.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0003-ChristopherApr1985.jpg|Age 3, actually a pretty cute kid.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0001-ChristopherInSchool.jpg|Holding a prototype [[Sonichu Balls|Sonichu ball]].&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0043-YoungChristopher2.jpg|[[Chris and fashion|Chris's taste in clown shirts begins]], coupled with his infamous &amp;quot;deer in headlights&amp;quot; [[The Creepy Stare|stare]].&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:0240-ChristianCBBall97.jpg|120px|thumb|left|CWC the water boy. PRO TIP: Don't drink anything from one of Chris's [[fapcup|cups]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:CWC12.png|120px|thumb|Hard to believe, but this photo has not been airbrushed to perfection.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris spent much of his time in [[Manchester High School|high school]] playing video games at home, reading R.L. Stine horror novels, and hanging out with his &amp;quot;[[gal pals]]&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;[[Joseph Herring|friend]]&amp;quot; at school. It was at this time that he first put his &amp;quot;creative talents&amp;quot; to use, with the inventions of [[Bionic the Hedgehog]] and Sonichu.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_7/Page_22]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Chris was on the [[honor roll]] and acquired the true source of his powers, his [[high school ring]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Because the art award he wanted was given to someone else, Chris cried like a little bitch during his [[Manchester High School#Graduation|high school graduation]]. He honestly thought he deserved the award more than anyone else because he worked on it ''so hard'' in spite of his autism. Another reason for his sorrow was his fear that he might soon have to grow up and start acting like an adult.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:Image:0567-GraduationNote2.jpg|DVD, graduation note 2]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Since leaving high school and the happiest years of his life, Chris has been unable to progress in any aspect of his life. He remains trapped in a childish, Year [[2000]] [[Time Void|time-warp]], as he believes that whatever he was doing at the time was what helped him attract female companions. That his high school gal-pals have moved on and married real adult men with careers is of little consequence to him.&lt;br /&gt;
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Image:444-MecheFox.JPG|This should win a prize.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:445-SonicTotem.JPG|Not creepy.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:470-CWCCoilPot.JPG|Chris's Like Like.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:475-RelaxingCWC1.JPG|Chris relaxing. Not scary at all.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:476-RelaxingCWC2.JPG|Uh...&lt;br /&gt;
Image:471-ChristophersLeatherFace.JPG|Chris calls this his &amp;quot;leather face&amp;quot;. Apparently, he's never seen ''Texas Chainsaw Massacre''.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:467-CWCPlate.JPG|This plate helps you lose weight - look at it and you'll want to vomit.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:doorfish.jpg|You put this over your door to keep away would be thieves.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Adult Chronicles===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:0781-CWCspdbed.JPG|thumb|One of Chris's promotional images for his [[Love Quest]]. Many women have gouged their eyes out after seeing it.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's entry into [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] probably eased his inability to cope with life after high school. He took courses in [[CADD|Computer Aided Drafting and Design]] and began spending more time on ''Sonichu'', launching a [[Sonichu's News Dash|retarded newsletter]] and circulating it on the PVCC campus. Over time, he began losing touch with his gal-pals from high school, and he presumably found the junior college crowd less willing to humor him and his bullshit.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris says he decided he needed a [[sweetheart]] in February [[2003]]. Possibly driven by his discovery that his old friend [[Sarah Hammer]] had begun dating [[Wes Iseli]], Chris started his [[Love Quest]] in earnest that summer. However, he quickly found that every girl he talked to had a boyfriend...allegedly. Chris soon became neurotic about the &amp;quot;[[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]]&amp;quot; and began employing various bizarre methods to attract women without actually having to approach them or speak to them.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's most celebrated technique involved sitting in one place (or pacing back and forth) for hours, holding a [[sign]] that read &amp;quot;I am a (my age then)-Year Old, Single Male, seeking an 18-(my age then)-Year Old, Single Female Companion.&amp;quot; Amazingly, this strategy accomplished nothing beyond getting him into trouble with various [[jerkops|authority]] [[manajerks|figures]] who believed that he was loitering and/or soliciting sex. Chris was particularly traumatized by a series of confrontations with the [[PVCC]] dean [[Mary Lee Walsh]] over his attraction techniques, resulting in an ongoing, completely one-sided blood feud. &lt;br /&gt;
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After a series of confrontations featuring increasingly bizarre and threatening behavior on Chris's part, Walsh expelled him for one year in [[2004]]. He eventually returned, however, obtaining an associate's degree in May [[2006]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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After college, Chris promptly dropped out of society, devoting his life to finding a [[boyfriend-free girl]], drawing ''Sonichu'', [[masturbation|masturbating]], and using his [[monthly tugboat|welfare money]] to buy video games and [[sex toys]].&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:156-CWCMegan1.jpg|thumb|left|He can smell fear.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[2005]], Chris met [[Megan Schroeder]] at a [[Game Place|local game and card shop]]. Megan proved unusual in that she was willing to talk to Chris for more than five minutes. The two quickly became close friends, although Megan claimed to have recently endured a bad break-up and refused to entertain Chris's obvious romantic interest. Chris, being totally smooth with women due to countless hours of studying them in porn and [[anime]], believed that the key to turning Megan's platonic feelings romantic was to make inappropriate advances toward her until she had to tell him to stop touching her.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the summer of [[2007]], Chris put it all on the line by entering the [[PaRappa the Rapper Contest|''PaRappa the Rapper'' Contest]] so that he could win prizes and a trip for two to Seattle, which formed the centerpiece of his plan to finally score with Megan. The contest ended in disaster for Chris, as he lost to the dreaded [[Adam Stackhouse]] and finally learned that Megan wouldn't have gone with him on the trip even if he had won.&lt;br /&gt;
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It was during the Love Quest that Chris was inspired to launch ''Sonichu'', a comic book series featuring his [[Electric-Hedgehog Pokémon]]. Ostensibly, the comic was intended to raise awareness of Chris's unbelievably original character, but within half an issue, the storylines began to revolve around the frankly more compelling saga of Chris's own personal issues.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Discovery==&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|2007|2008}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:110-SchuSiteIdea2.jpg|thumb|FUCK YEAH!!!]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Geez, when you have '''me''' facepalming at you, you have got to be pretty bad off.|[http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/David_Gonterman David Gonterman] on Chris.}} &lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's rare talent was discovered when someone posted an anonymous picture of Sonichu on [[4-cent garbage|4chan]]. It only took a quick Google search of Chris's name to discover the picture's author, and Chris's miserable existence spilled over onto [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] in October 2007. His life was never the same again.&lt;br /&gt;
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Upon learning of the &amp;quot;Chris-chan&amp;quot; article on ED, Chris released a single [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement|YouTube video]] attempting to diplomatically convince the site to remove the page. Failing in this, he then spent the next several months [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|vandalizing]] the article in the vain hope of overwhelming his enemies. This catastrophically backfired as Chris, in an attempt to prove himself as lurid as the [[trolls]], revealed a great deal of embarrassing information, most notably [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|a portrait of himself fingerbanging Megan]] that ruined his most important relationship at the time. By the spring of [[2008]] Chris would be banned from both [[The Game Place|his favorite hangout]] and [[Grace Baptist Church|his parents' church]] for reasons at least partially related to information brought to light by the ED article.&lt;br /&gt;
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In August 2008, Chris [[CWC's Second Message|declared]] [[Attention All Sonichu Fans (NOT HATERS)|war]] upon Encyclopedia Dramatica in a series of videos, threatening to withhold publication of the upcoming [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] unless his vast [[fan base]] rallied to force ED to remove the &amp;quot;Chris-chan&amp;quot; article. When ED suffered outages unrelated to this crusade, Chris [[Kudos to the Encyclopedia DramaDestruction|took credit and declared victory]], guaranteeing that he would be under constant fire from trolls for years to come. This began an endless cycle in which Chris would produce [[videos]], comics, and harebrained schemes to attack the trolls, which would in turn encourage more and more trolls to provoke him for his hilarious responses.  &lt;br /&gt;
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The cycle was briefly disrupted in the fall of 2008 when Chris sent his various [[medallions]] to his [[Blanca Weiss|fake Internet girlfriend]], who immediately destroyed them and broke up with him. This emotional heartbreak and the release of ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' reduced Chris's output of videos and other sources of [[lulz]]. At the same time, Encyclopedia Dramatica began cracking down on trolls using Chris's ED page as a forum for discussing him, and in general opinion was divided as to whether it was lulzy or faggy to continue harassing him. The resulting schism led to the creation of numerous websites (such as [[CWCki|this one]] singularly devoted to trolling Chris), which only expanded coverage of Chris's hijinks.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chris today==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Ecp00066.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2009]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
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By late 2008, trolls controlled many aspects of Chris's life by posing as dedicated [[fans]], cartoonish enemies, and prospective business partners. Chris's ego and [[naive]]te readily embraced this world in which every woman wanted to fuck him, and every man was either trying to help him sell ''Sonichu'' products or steal the franchise for their own nefarious goals. Trolls would begin denoting major events in Chris's life as &amp;quot;[[saga]]s&amp;quot; such as the [[Miyamoto]] Saga, the [[Julie]] Saga, the [[Ivy]] Saga, the [[Liquid Chris|Liquid]] Saga, and the [[Asperchu]] Saga. All the while, the [[CWCki]] maintains a constant record of these events, ensuring that Chris cannot selectively ignore his own history.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Personalprofile.jpg|thumb|left|[[OkCupid|Hello]], [[The Hook Cafe|ladies]][[Carlos Chantor|!]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Following his disastrous failure to woo [[The Wallflower|a real girl]] in March [[2010]], Chris began to realize what anyone else would have figured out a long time ago: his toxic [[Internet]] presence is having a detrimental effect upon his real life, and each new video he creates only makes it worse. This realization appears to have led him to reduce his online presence and to stop donning Sonichu medallions and [[Chris and fashion|striped shirts]].&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[November 2010]], around the same time another romantic saga involving another sweetheart ended in failure, Chris announced he will no longer socialize online or publish videos of himself. Subsequently, all videos save for the last one were removed from his YouTube channel. However, his Internet activity had not completely ceased since he retired from YouTube Chris and he later returned with new videos in [[August 2011]].&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:TG20.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2011]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Perhaps the most dramatic change in Chris’s life was his open and enthusiastic embrace of cross dressing and femininity in general. In [[2011]], Chris was revealed to have become a full blown transvestite (or &amp;quot;[[tomgirl]]&amp;quot;, as he calls it) and fully embraced his new identity both at home and in public. Chris does not see his new-found femininity as being in contradiction to heterosexuality. His Love Quest is yet to have reached its end and so far he remains a virgin.&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[September 2011]], Chris's [[Bob Chandler|father]] died of heart failure. Chris continues to live with his widowed mother, who along with the [[monthly tugboat|tugboat]] is his only source of income. Since his [[mother]] Barbara is in her 70s, it can be reasonably assumed that she has little time left on this earth, especially when her [[obesity]] is taken into account. &lt;br /&gt;
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In [[October 2011]], Chris and Barb were [[28 October 2011|arrested]] at [[The GAMe PLACe]] on several counts including trespassing, assault, and failure to stop at an accident causing over $1000 in damage after an altercation with [[Michael Snyder]]. Both are expected to appear in court on [[December 2011|15 December 2011]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Featured fan videos==&lt;br /&gt;
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|Music videos about the life and times of Christian Weston Chandler&lt;br /&gt;
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| name           = The End of Chris-chan &lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|lddgCHYKSG4}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 2 April 2009&lt;br /&gt;
| Maker          = [[Vivian Gee]]&lt;br /&gt;
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| name           = The Rebirth of Chris-chan &lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|HSTicQs4Ke8}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 12 April 2009&lt;br /&gt;
| Maker          = [[Vivian Gee]]&lt;br /&gt;
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| name           = Chris-chan is Pitiful &lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|gsbzB26sQwk}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 2 August 2009&lt;br /&gt;
| Maker          = CreepyMcCreep&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Infobox/Fanvideo&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Resident Chris-chan III: Dating Ground &lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|8rRi90wfvHI}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 1 October 2009&lt;br /&gt;
| Maker          = MewLine&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Infobox/Fanvideo&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = IICHH-TIPM - The 503 Faces of Chris-chan&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|YHfZ9XCMUQQ }}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 13 October 2009&lt;br /&gt;
| Maker          = [http://www.youtube.com/user/tehcosmicexplorer08 tehcosmicexplorer08]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Infobox/Fanvideo&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = CWC ~ A Sad Story&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|DxAhBoYfWy4}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 20 November 2009&lt;br /&gt;
| Maker          = [http://www.youtube.com/user/IBAClydeCash IBAClydeCash]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Infobox/Fanvideo&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = &amp;quot;My Name Is Christian Weston Chandler&amp;quot; Theatrical Trailer &lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|TQfvFw1GMXA}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 8 December 2009&lt;br /&gt;
| Maker          = [http://www.youtube.com/user/wtfdavemustaine wtfdavemustaine]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Infobox/Fanvideo&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = CWC's Show Must Go On!&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|HZqqFUeoaEg }}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 12 December 2009&lt;br /&gt;
| Maker          = [http://www.youtube.com/user/Secretevilguy Secretevilguy]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Infobox/Fanvideo&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = When Chris-Chan's Gone &lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|DE2OOsKrvoU}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 3 January 2010&lt;br /&gt;
| Maker          = [http://www.youtube.com/user/tehcosmicexplorer08 tehcosmicexplorer08]&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)]] - Chris's depiction of himself within his own comics.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Chris-chan Sonichu]] - Chris's furry alter ego.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[:Category:DVD slideshow images|Hundreds of personal photographs]] assembled for use in Chris's autobiographical [[DVD]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[User:GodofThunderGodofWar]] - Chris's own CWCki account!&lt;br /&gt;
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==References==&lt;br /&gt;
{{CWCipedia}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Fan Art|chris=Chris fan art|linkname=Chris}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Family Members]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Real people who have appeared in Sonichu comics]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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