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{{quote|You can only escape in your mental depths and recluse for so long before you are pulled back to reality, and too many things leave you feeling like you get little peace at home.|Chris, [[December 2016]], in a rare moment of self-awareness on his habit of escapism.<ref name=rare>[[December 2016 Facebook posts#State of CWC's life]]</ref>}}<br />
[[File:30yrslater.jpg|thumb|250px|This is what Chris actually believes.]]<br />
[[File:Ideaguy poster.jpg|thumb|right|250px|thumb|… for real.]]<br />
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'''Reality''' is a concept that [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] desperately tries to avoid acknowledging, instead retreating to the comfort of his imaginary world and hoping that reality will eventually bend to his whims. Many people with [[autism]] struggle to distinguish between reality and fantasy, but most make an effort to reduce the impact on their lives. Chris, on the other hand, embraces his realm of fantasy, especially as escapism from [[stress]], life responsibilities, and his bleak future, trapping himself in a feedback loop whereby his real-world life and issues are further neglected while his devotion to his fantasies gets stronger.<br />
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Notably, Chris believes that [[CWCville]] and his [[imaginary friends]] are real: Chris has been spotted conversing, interacting and [[BronyCon 2017#Dancing with Magi-Chan|dancing]] with them on many occasions, and even believes that he is [[Polyamorous marriage|married]] to imaginary people. Chris also holds many delusions of grandeur, from believing he has the power to curse people,<ref>According to [[Jackie Chat 5]] and [[Jackie E-mails 16]], Chris wrote that Sonichu was in Mary Lee Walsh’s office with him: he then pretended to be Sonichu himself and delivered a lecture, before using the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] attack.</ref> to thinking he has [[PsychicPowers|psychic powers]], and even believing he is a [[CPU Blue Heart|goddess]] with the power to unite entire [[dimensions]] — and that this [[Dimensional Merge]] would make him rich and bring his fictional characters, and those of others, to life.<br />
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Chris's perception of reality has been on a downward spiral for most of his life, due to a lifetime of being coddled by his parents. Following the death of his [[father]] in 2011, and amid the increasing infirmity of his [[mother]], Chris was forced into shouldering more responsibilities which he was mentally ill-equipped to bear, and consequently, he invested more heavily in magical beliefs as solutions to the problems presented by reality. In 2017, the [[Idea Guys]], trolls who utilized role-playing as Chris's imaginary friends, further exacerbated Chris's grasp of reality, giving validation to his fantasies and encouraging him to stay rooted in his fantasy world — a trend continued at present-day by waves of [[enablers]].<br />
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Chris maintains his beliefs even in the face of mental health professionals — for nine months between summer 2018 and spring 2019, he was required to see a psychiatrist and therapy group at [[Region Ten]] and told them of his beliefs on his imaginary friends and multiple dimensions, to which their reaction was to simply hand-wave him through their program. <br />
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== Causes of Chris’s poor grip on reality ==<br />
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===Parental enabling===<br />
Although autism is one major factor, [[Borb|his parents]] contributed a lot towards Chris’s warped perception of anyone or anything that antagonizes him: Bob and Barbara regularly fed Chris conciliatory platitudes about how he was mistreated out of jealousy, and that “special rules” exist for the benefit of autistic people. The platitudes cemented Chris’s [[Chris and his Ego|all-pervasive sense of entitlement]], as well as his indiscriminate belief that [[Greene County Conspiracy|anything bad that happened to him was a conspiracy]], whether or not it was caused by his [[slow-in-the-minds|stupidity]] or [[Chris and negotiation|stubbornness]].<br />
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===Psychological problems===<br />
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The only known formal diagnoses of Chris are [[autism]], dating from when he was five or six years old, and [[transgender|gender dysphoria]], officially diagnosed in 2016. However, his behavior in adulthood suggests he has undiagnosed issues.<br />
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Chris exhibits signs of {{W|maladaptive daydreaming}}, a psychiatric disorder comprised of vivid daydreams and excessive fantasies that can interfere with socializing or even replace it altogether. This behavior is observed in Chris with his [[imaginary friends]] and [[CWCville]], the [[Dimensional Merge]], and especially the [[polyamorous marriage]]. Maladaptive Daydreaming is also associated with pacing and musical stimulation. Eyewitness accounts of Chris such as [[The Tale of the Crazy Pacer]] mention these behaviors in him. Chris also stated that music from his phone is his method for [[meditation]].<ref>[[Live Reading of SNT Vs Sonichu, Part 2]]</ref><br />
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[[File:I'm Done Adulting T-shirt.png|thumb|200px|Chris wearing his "I'm Done Adulting" T-shirt while begging for money and surrounded by toys in [[Patreon announcement]].]]<br />
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{{w|Peter Pan syndrome}} is a pop psychology term to describe those who are immature and refuse to grow up and accept adult responsibilities. Chris has demonstrated this with his refusal to seek [[work]], instead [[beg]]ging for money or ignoring his [[debt]] payments to afford more toys. An [[Debt hearing (eyewitness account)|eyewitness to one of Chris's debt hearings]] noted that Chris was "trying hard to revert to childhood", based on how he made childish noises during his time in the courtroom and talked back to his mother in a childlike voice. The Dimensional Merge represents Chris's ultimate desire to hide from adult responsibilities, as he believes it will grant his wildest power fantasies and enable him to continue living like a child. Chris's devotion to rejecting adult life has warped his perception of reality, as he spends all of his free time playing make-believe as if it were a religion.<br />
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A common theory since the Dimensional Merge saga unfolded is that Chris may have schizophrenia, based on his rantings about his imaginary world seeming as if he cannot distinguish between reality and fantasy. However, a closer look at Chris's ramblings shows that he's capable of discerning the difference, but avoids it in order to preserve his escapist fantasies. Unlike a schizophrenic, Chris will distinguish between reality (or as he calls it, [[1218]]) and his fantasy domain (named [[C-197]]).<br />
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{{quote|Damn Dimension 1218’s “Reality” Limits and Shit!!!|Chris's reaction when reality's dimension and his fantasy dimension did not merge as predicted,<ref>[[January 2019 social media posts]]</ref> a prime example of him being able to differentiate reality from his escapist fantasies.}}<br />
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{{quote|though not fully doable on the 1218 side of the Dimensional Curtain yet, [I am] able to draw up a water-to-wine conversion and vice-versa.|Chris<ref>[[Reddit]]</ref> showing he is aware he doesn't have super-powers in reality.}}<br />
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Also unlike a schizophrenic, Chris's fantasies do not involve paranoia or hallucinations and are entirely self-serving. While Chris has made statements implying he is hallucinating, such as when he insists he can see or interact with his [[imaginary friends]], he often omits that he uses techniques such as [[meditation]] or astral projection, another indicator that his issue is Maladaptive Daydreaming.<br />
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{{quote|I’ve had to commute to here, Dimension C-197, via astral projection [...] The tough part is having to leave my body behind in 1218. [...] Oh, but very soon, I shall finally, finally, be able to bring mys--body here to C-197.|Chris giving a rare explanation on how he delves into his fantasy world.<ref>[[A Moment With Dr Wolf Chris Chan and Greater Struggles]]</ref>}}<br />
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Chris' behavior and beliefs however align at least somewhat with [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schizotypal_personality_disorder| Schizotypal personality disorder], which is thought to exist on a spectrum with Schizophrenia. With him matching at least six of the nine diagnostic criteria in the DSM-5:<br />
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*ideas of reference (believing that [[COVID-19|certain]] generally innocuous [[Dimensional Merge|events ]] hold special meaning or messages for oneself)<br />
*[[CPU Blue Heart|strange beliefs]] or [[magical thinking]] that [[Mary Lee Walsh|influences behavior]] and is inconsistent with [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|subcultural norms]]<br />
*[[Imaginary friends|abnormal perceptual experiences, including bodily illusions]]<br />
*[[Conspiracy theories|suspiciousness]] or [[Greene County Conspiracy|paranoid ideation]]<br />
*[[Saga|strange behavior]] or [[Chris and fashion|appearance]]<br />
*excessive social anxiety that does not diminish with familiarity and tends to be associated with paranoid fears rather than negative judgments about self, (whilst Chris was largely comfortable around his paid for [[Gal-Pal|companions]] during [[Manchester High School|High School]], his interaction with both the [[Love Quest|fairer sex]] and [[Man in the pickle suit|pickle bearers]] have since been riddled with [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor|paranoid fears]] and [[Manajerks|delusions]])<br />
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The last three symptoms however, namely:<br />
*strange thinking and speech <br />
*lack of close friends<br />
*inappropriate or constricted affect<br />
whilst also present in Chris, can be almost exclusively attributed to his [[autism]], much like his [[narcissism]]. Also Schizotypal individuals generally do not develop the [[CPU Blue Heart|grandiose delusions]] he has developed over the years and are generally reclusive. So further digging than internet armchair analysis is required, which Chris of course will likely never receive, thanks to his [[Chris and mental healthcare|adamant refusal]] to seek out help voluntarily or benefit from professional help that is forced upon him.<br />
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===Lack of grounding in the real world===<br />
[[File:Artist_Depiction_of_Chris_mind.jpg|thumb|Artist's depiction of Chris's imaginary world collapsing in on itself.]]<br />
Chris's lack of purpose, combined with his enormous [[ego]], further fuels his disconnection from reality, compelling him to instead seek out purpose with make-believe, such as being the mayor of [[CWCville]] and being the goddess [[CPU Blue Heart]].<br />
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Since the government provides for him with the [[monthly tugboat]] — along with money from financial [[enablers]] — and his parents always providing a roof over his head, Chris has never had incentive to [[Chris and work|get a job]]. Without the structure that a job, even a minimum-waged or volunteer position, would impart to him, Chris is instead free to wallow in his fantasies.<br />
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Chris's hobbies are mostly limited to [[Netflix]], [[video games]], [[YouTube]], and [[Twitter]]. Despite supposedly having a calling for art, he rarely draws like he used to. While video games can stimulate the brain, his hobbies leave little room for creativity or substantial self-improvement. Even a simple hobby like photography would be a big step up from Chris's current avocations. <br />
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Chris rarely leaves his [[room]], instead preferring to [[daydream]] for "three to six hours per day<ref>[[August 2019 social media posts#Barb ain't dead yet + Magi-Chan's likes]]</ref>". When he does socialize, it is mainly on his terms, role-playing with enablers who keep him invested in his fantasies or appearing at conventions with [[fans]] who treat him as a celebrity.<br />
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{{quote|As for what I do while awake, on the recent, I get up, take my meds, meditate while playing Tetris 99 to at least take on the daily tasks for the game. Most days, I go out on errand or simple walking [...] Anyway, during the time at home, I tend to binge a show, do some drawing or creative, work (namely the [[TSSSF]] cards and the comic pages).|Chris describing his day-to-day life.<ref>[[Discord]]</ref>}}<br />
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===Escapist fantasies===<br />
[[File:Dimensional Merge math on McDonalds napkin.jpg|thumb|200|Chris will sit down and calculate the number of casualties in his [[Dimensional Merge]] fantasy but won't write up a budget plan for paying off his [[debt]].]]<br />
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Chris embraces his fantasies as escapism, overindulging in them to the point that his interest in them has largely eclipsed his real world life. When his childlike lifestyle conflicts with the responsibilities associated with being an adult, Chris retreats to his fantasy realm to cope.<br />
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This habit became especially prevalent in the years following the September 2011 death of his [[father]], after which Chris found himself thrust into the world of adult responsibilities as he had to do tasks such as pay his bills and help take care of his [[mother]] and pets. Chris was 29 years old when his father passed away; while most people would be accustomed to dealing with responsibilities by that age, Chris was unprepared for the burden since his parents had sheltered him up to that point for example, until he died, his father had managed Chris's bank account due to his fiscal irresponsibility<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 8]]</ref>.<br />
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{{quote|When my father was alive, I had more freedom; now that he has passed, I lost a lot of freedom and remain to take after the tasks he had left behind. [...] You can only escape in your mental depths and recluse for so long before you are pulled back to reality, and too many things leave you feeling like you get little peace at home.|Chris.<ref name=rare></ref>}}<br />
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Chris occasionally whined on social media about his position in having to help take care of his mother and pets — his statements gradually revealing more of his retreat into escapist fantasies.<br />
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In September 2012, he complained:<br />
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{{quotebox|Everybody else gets to go out for a fun and good time; I am stuck care-giving my mother and our [[dogs]], and it is Very Stressful on me.<ref>[[September 2012 Facebook posts#I Require Friends]]</ref>}}<br />
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In January 2013, Chris was hoping for a [[sweetheart]] to rescue him from his life:<br />
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{{quotebox|I need my Sweetheart-to-be to make me happy; my heart hurts literally from my depression and loneliness. Serving my mother is not a final purpose to me, and my social life is very slim. I feel like I lack direction in my life as well.<ref>[[January 2013 Facebook posts#Chris needs direction]]</ref>}}<br />
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By October 2017, Chris was immersed in his escapism; from his list of reasons for refusing to get a job, half involved his devotion to his fantasies:<br />
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{{quotebox|I Have a TON and S***-Load of Responsibilities and Worries here at home care-taking my mother, dogs, cats, and to my own passion of my [[Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon]] Family, my City of Cwcville, my own Only-Me Psychic Connection [[Imaginary friends|to my family and friends there]], in that dimension. So, I'll be darned if I Do Not already have enough on my plate<ref>[[Kiwi Farms#Posts]]</ref>}}<br />
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Chris's desire to be rescued from reality left him desperate for his fantasies to be validated, his mentality similar to people willing to join cults. On 25 October 2017, the first of the [[Idea Guys]] entered the picture.<br />
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===Cult of the Idea Guys===<br />
{{main|Idea Guys|Enablers|List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris}}<br />
{{quote|I feel need to also thank them for adding more connection between our sister dimension and I|Chris on the Idea Guys, retaining his cultist mentality several months after they had been ousted.<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1017879233119469568</ref>}}<br />
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[[File:IdeaGuyCwc News Media.PNG|thumb|200px|Chris fell for this fake news graphic made by the original Idea Guy as part of his plot to convince Chris he was providing information from [[CWCville]]'s dimension.]]<br />
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On 25 [[October 2017]], Joshua Wise, the first of a duo that would later be dubbed the Idea Guys, contacted Chris.<ref>Date given in [[Sonichu 13]].</ref> Initially as an experiment to gauge Chris's gullibility, Wise began a plot to manipulate Chris into believing that Wise had made it into [[CWCville]]'s dimension. Drawing from his experience in role-playing communities and borrowing lore from video game/anime series ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]'', Wise crafted an elaborate narrative which included edited image graphics, doctored audio clips such as [[Red Forest]], and role-playing as Chris's [[imaginary friends]]. Chris, by this point in his life desperate for his fantasies to be validated, eagerly accepted Wise's claims.<ref name=IGQA>[[Idea Guy Q&A]]</ref><br />
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The association between Wise and Chris morphed into cult leader and devout follower. Wise brainwashed Chris's beliefs on CWCville and his imaginary friends, such as by claiming CWCville to be [[Operation BARBarossa|occupied by Nazis]], that [[Rosechu]] is a transgender woman, and that Chris is [[Polyamorous marriage|married to imaginary friends]], with Chris accepting it as fact.<br />
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At some point, the second Idea Guy, Stephen Boyd, joined with Wise. Together, the two exploited their influence over Chris and had him make false statements for blackmail purposes and conned Chris into giving them thousands of dollars under threats they would destroy CWCville and release the blackmail material if he failed to comply.<ref name=extortionists></ref> Their activities caught the attention of people in Chris's inner circle, who formed a group later termed the [[Guard Dogs]] to counteract the Idea Guys and remove them from power. However, even after the ousting, and though the Guard Dogs tried to encourage him to seek therapy at [[Region Ten]], Chris still retained most of the beliefs the Idea Guys had brainwashed into him over the six months they were in power. Guard Dog Marvin explained Chris's perspective:<br />
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{{quoteboxgreen|"Reality" is a malleable concept to Chris.<br />
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To Chris, that these losers were pretending to be imaginary characters doesn't mean they they didn't unwittingly connect with their counterparts in the other dimension or whatever. So yeah, he thinks Wise and Boyd were assholes who stumbled upon some magic or some shit.<br />
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Chris is mostly mad about money first and being made to embarrass himself second.<br />
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In regards to why he still maintains a lot of their canon, it's because Chris is too invested in his imaginary world to give up on it so easily. I think after Wise and Boyd were outed, he felt really uncomfortable about retconning most of their changes. Because if he retcons the past six months, then fuck, why can't he retcon all of it? That would make him feel really uneasy about the possible reality of his imaginary world.<br />
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That reality is most important to him.<ref>https://archive.md/9GYiD</ref>}}<br />
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The post-Idea Guys era ignited a wave of [[enablers]] who sought to use the Idea Guys' tactics to worm their way into Chris's life. For a few months, the Guard Dogs attempted to protect Chris by screening his messages for him. However, given Chris's refusal to address his psychological weaknesses and willingness to find others to play make-believe with, the enablers eventually broke past their defenses, leading to the Guard Dogs washing their hands of Chris. The [[Teen Troon Squad]] in fall 2018, [[MKRNightVee]] in winter 2019, [[Jacob Sockness]] in summer 2019, and a myriad of [[other enablers]] took turns role-playing with Chris and enabling his fantasies in exchange for his attention. In addition, using lore brute-forced into his head by the Idea Guys, Chris declared himself to be a goddess — [[CPU Blue Heart]] — and began to preach about the [[Dimensional Merge]], further intensifying the cult vibes of his beliefs.<br />
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==Consequences==<br />
[[File:Discord3.jpg|thumb|left|200px|The fictional superweapon Kadingir, as depicted in anime series ''Symphogear''. The Idea Guys used this image to con Chris into believing they had the capability to destroy the moon and CWCville.<ref>[[The Bad Beginning]]</ref>]]<br />
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Beyond making a fool of himself, Chris's poor grasp of reality has compelled him to self-harm and fall for con men exploiting his beliefs.<br />
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===Self-harm===<br />
{{w|Gender dysphoria|Late-onset gender dysphoria}} is a psychological disorder describing those who identify with another gender over their own, and can present with the desire to be rid of their primary sex characteristics and prefer those of the other gender. Like with everything else in life, Chris sought out [[magical thinking]] to treat his gender dysphoria.<br />
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In March 2016, he discovered [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]], a collection of music tracks on YouTube claiming to, among other things, magically grant larger breasts and transform a penis into a vagina. Chris's confirmation bias over his breasts increasing, crediting it to the mysticism instead of his {{w|gynecomastia}} and [[My Breast Massage Routine 18+|poor measuring of his chest]], led him to believe that the claims made by the channel were true.<br />
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He pursued the penis-vagina transformation, and began to prod his taint while under the impression there was a hidden vagina there.<ref>[[Reddit#Can males be born with a hidden vagina (minus the uterus)? (3 July 2016)]]</ref> Though the Subliminal channel claimed the transformation would take six months, Chris eventually lost patience. In July 2016, he grabbed a knife and made a [[self-inflicted taint wound]] to an effort to free his vagina. Chris's devotion to the delusion was so potent that he initially resisted efforts by concerned fans to pressure him into going to the hospital, though he eventually wore down and admitted it was a wound and obeyed treatment instructions.<br />
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===Con artists===<br />
While Chris has long been taken advantage of by trolls, the tactics and goals from the likes of the [[Idea Guys]] and [[Jacob Sockness]] surpass the typical catfishing-for-content.<br />
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The Idea Guys gradually built up a strong psychological hold over Chris by affirming his fantasies and playing along with them, to the point where Chris had full faith over anything they told him. They then used their influence to con Chris out of $6,000 by threatening to blow up [[CWCville]] with a moon laser if he failed to comply, manipulate him into punching his mother, and had him make videos [[Chris slaps himself|slapping himself in the face]] and shitting on the floor.<ref name=extortionists>https://archive.md/uwFMy/</ref> Things became even darker when the Idea Guys threatened to falsely report Chris as a [[Pedofork|pedophile]] to the FBI if he stopped supplying them with vast sums of money, consoles and games, thus deepening the [[Financhu Crisis]].<br />
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Jacob Sockness, following the example set by the Idea Guys, nearly succeeded in manipulating Chris into a sexual relationship, holding the [[Dimensional Merge]] over his head and [[Sockness impersonates Magi-Chan|faking a conversation with Chris's imaginary friend]] to convince him they should meet and consider marriage.<br />
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Though both the Idea Guys and Sockness were eventually ousted — by people countering their role-playing with their own — Chris has failed to learn and continues to leave the gates to his imaginary realm open to anyone who will validate his fantasies further.<br />
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==Fantasy and fiction==<br />
{{quote|You think that comic character wouldn't have its own thoughts and feelings?|Chris's question to [[Alec Benson Leary]].}}<br />
{{quote|NO!|Alec's response.}}<br />
{{quote|You are [[naïve]].|Chris's response to Alec.<ref name="ABL call 2">[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2]]</ref>}}<br />
[[File:Cwcpaddedcell credit Un Platano.jpg|right|thumb|The chances of this happening are staggering.]]<br />
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By the time the internet first discovered him circa 2007, Chris already held beliefs that CWCville and his imaginary friends were real, and that he had the power to curse people. Since then, as a maladaptive coping mechanism for his real-world life crumbling around him, Chris gradually took on larger-scale fantasies, such as [[Dimensions|parallel dimensions]].<br />
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=== CWCville ===<br />
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{{main|CWCville}}<br />
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CWCville is Chris’s original vision of an imaginary and idyllic fantasy world, where everything is build around his comfort and convenience, and where he enjoys great power with scant responsibility. Chris believes that CWCville is real, and uses the city as a way to “escape” from a world that does not [[Chris and his Ego|give Chris what he wants]]. CWCville was originally an infill city within the state of [[Virginia]], but it became part of the larger [[C-197|C-197 dimension]] when Chris started toying with the [[Dimensional Merge]].<br />
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All of Chris's characters are aware that Chris is the creator of their reality. Sonichu and Rosechu both refer to him as "father", in much the same way [[Chris and religion|a Christian might consider God to be his or her Creator]] (it is unknown if the comic exists in the universe of CWCville). Chris believes his characters possess the free will to make their own decisions, and that he is not responsible for their actions. This is how various events, both major and minor, such as Sonichu and Rosechu's wedding, the birth of [[Sonichu and Rosechu's children|their children]],<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#Sonichu_and_Rosechu_from_1998_to_Today Sonichu Page on CWCipedia</ref> [[Kel]]'s romance with [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|Naitsirhc]],<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#First_Encounter_with_Naitsirhc</ref> and even [[Bubbles Rosechu|Bubbles]] and [[Blake]]'s wedding<ref>[[I_Am_The_TRUE,_Original_CCWC#A_history_.286:02_to_9:34.29 I Am The TRUE, ORIGINAL CCWC]]</ref> are said to actually happen "off-screen", instead of just being a [[Chris and writing|spur-of-the-moment throwaway plot elements]] that Chris is [[stress|too lazy to depict]]. Without prior explanation, Chris made a "spoiler" in his own comic that [[Magi-Chan]] will eventually get together with [[Silvana]], implying that, in Chris's head, this has already "happened".<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_10/Page_37 Issue 10 Page 37</ref> It is [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|Slaweel Ryam]], not Chris, who apologizes for slandering [[Mary Lee Walsh]].<ref>[[Mary Lee Walsh#Possible reconciliation]]</ref> Chris once justified his refusal to write Simonla out of the comic by saying that she would not want to leave CWCville, and that she and [[Wild Sonichu|Wild]] would fight for her right to stay.<ref>[[Mailbag 43#...well, this is disturbing!]]</ref><br />
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Chris considers everything drawn, written, or even said about CWCville to be canonical if he's the one stating it (regardless of contradictions) and feels it necessary to explain away undesirable changes to CWCville made as a result of outside influences (e.g. [[BILLY MAYS]], [[Julie Reveals Herself|as Mayor]]). The fact that he needs to explain this in his comic pages shows that he assumes everyone else shares this belief as well. Despite considering his own judgement infallible as applied to his own work, he forces [[Alec Benson Leary calls|others]] to accept the "corrections" he has made to theirs.<br />
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When the [[Asperpedia Four]] used systematic trolling to make Chris kill off the character [[Simonla Rosechu#Simonla as the Lynchpin|Simonla]], Chris viewed it as a deliberate attack on his fantasy world. CWCville, which had always been Chris's way of retreat from the real world, had been infiltrated by outside forces and was no longer impenetrable, so this is likely why Chris put the comic on hiatus; to stop outside forces from causing any more damage.<br />
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Chris's beliefs are such that he even claims to hold the distinction of Mayor of CWCville "IN REAL LIFE".<ref>[[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#THAT DOES NOT MATTER (CCS)]]</ref> He only admits that CWCville is not real when he intends to pacify others he sees as too slow in the mind to comprehend this idea. He most likely defends this belief because he has accomplished and produced virtually nothing worthwhile in his life, and he likes to pretend that he has made a positive impact on something — if only on a metaphysical level. In his opinion, anyone who does not accept this worldview is "[[Chris and hypocrisy|naïve]]".<br />
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On 23 July 2017, Chris responded to his [[True and Loyal Fanbase]], who wondered why Chris wouldn't reboot his comics. As a response, Chris explained that if he were to reboot his comics, that would mean that history in the canon would have to start all over again, and all of the characters would have to start over from their original origins. Essentially, he thinks that if he pulls the plug on his Sonichu franchise and reboots it, that would mean that [[Chris and death|all of his characters would die, and they would somehow reincarnate into their newer upgraded versions]].<br />
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{{quote|I believe in the alternate dimensions where each set or all of our animated characters reside and live their lives, and continue growing long after their series is finished (or stay kids; whatever).|Chris to [[Doopie]].<ref>[[Doopie E-mails#Hey, Danielle]]</ref>}}<br />
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=== Dimensions ===<br />
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{{quote|the moment I brought up the multiverse, he listened.|The original [[Idea Guy]] on how he got Chris's attention.<ref name=IGQA></ref>}}<br />
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Chris’s belief in alternative dimensions enables him to disconnect from the poor and mundane life he currently resides in and to shift responsibility over personality flaws to an alternative Chris.<ref>[[Live Reading of SNT Vs Sonichu, Part 2]]</ref> It gives him solace to believe that he, or other versions of himself, exist in other places where he is content, successful, and surrounded by characters and people who love him. The Idea Guys exploited Chris's nascent beliefs and desires on other dimensions and further shaped them as part of their cult-like grip over his beliefs.<br />
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The Dimensional Merge is Chris's ultimate escapist fantasy, enabling him to think he is powerful, wealthy, with real friends and a happy marriage, all just waiting for him on the other side of the "dimensional curtain". A concept originally created by the Idea Guys and later expanded on by Chris with the help of fantasy enablers, the Merge is his hope that the sister dimensions 1218 and C-197 will unify, with him overseeing the merge in his role as the goddess [[CPU Blue Heart]]. The dimension "1218" (sometimes referred to as "Earth 1218") is the dimension of reality. The dimension "C-197" is the designation for Chris's imaginary world which contains all of his favorite fictional characters and [[OC]]s. The Merge was originally scheduled to complete by the end of [[2018]] leaving behind a universe known as 1C-211987 with elements of both sister dimensions and enable Chris to realize his dream of hanging out with Sonichu and his pals.<br />
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===Imaginary friends===<br />
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{{quote|I don't have to Justify [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu (character)|Rosechu]]; they can take of that themselves.|[[Chris]], being completely delusional in [[IRC (20 January 2009)]].}}<br />
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{{quote|And One Day, Very Soon, [[Polyamorous marriage|my family]] and I will be able to show ourselves to you all, then you will be taking back your own “scizzo” labels. Harrumph!|Chris, nine years later.<ref>https://tweetsave.com/cwcsonichu/status/999998606034784256</ref>}}<br />
{{quote| When I look into the eyes of a Original or Fictional Character, I do not see Fiction at all; I see a full living being and individual. I see a friend, or lover in few cases. I see a soul amongst co-existing others in our neighbouring universe, or as some call there, which is Universe C-197, the 5th Dimension, as opposed to here, Universe 1218, being the 3rd Dimension.}}<ref>https://www.instagram.com/p/CNTBn5hMdyx/?igshid=4ow8f3x22x6l</ref><br />
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[[File:ChrisOverhearingNightstar.png|thumb|Chris overhears a conversation held by his imaginary friend [[Night Star]].]]<br />
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A mix of maladaptive coping and maladaptive daydreaming, Chris's belief in imaginary friends is a primary means of escapism for him. He believes that he can communicate with them via [[meditation]] sessions — in reality conflating his inner monologue with the imagined voices of his fictional friends.<br />
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There are many instances of Chris trying to interact with his imaginary friends over the years, becoming more prevalent over time as his desire for escapism grows. Examples include [[Imaginary friends#Sonichu|his confrontation]] with [[Mary Lee Walsh]] in 2004, his [[Dancing with Magi-Chan|imaginary dance partner]] at the 2017 BronyCon gala, and social media messages near the end of the 2010s written either from a point of view of any of his [[OC]]s<ref>[[MagiChan111448 tweets#Heart attack|Twitter messages]] from @MagiChan111448, 26 June 2019.</ref> or in which he claims to be with any of them.<ref name=aug2019car>[[August 2019 social media posts#Chris caused a fender-bender and kicked a cop car; discovers he's blacklisted from Papa Johns|Twitter messages]] from @CPU_CWCSonichu, 5 August 2019.</ref><br />
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In fall 2017, the Idea Guys role-played as Chris's own imaginary friends, giving Chris validation over his preexisting notions and further fueling his maladaptive behavior — such as by convincing Chris that his imaginary friends will be united with him in the [[Dimensional Merge]] and that he is married to several of them in a [[polyamorous marriage]].<br />
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===Magical thinking===<br />
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{{quote|Quite frankly I believe you are wasting your time there are more productive things in life than levitating a pen put your energy into those.|Magician Uri Geller's advice for Chris, who had asked Uri for help training his psychic powers.<ref name=uri>[[Misc E-mails#Uri Geller Emails]]</ref>}}<br />
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{{quote|I am Not wasting my time!|Chris's reply.}}<br />
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Chris's habit of magical thinking is another maladaptive coping method, manifesting in delusions of grandeur. Instead of putting in effort to improve his own life, Chris prefers to believe that magic will do it for him. In addition, he believes that magic will allow him to neutralize his perceived enemies.<br />
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{{quote|I intend to do a LOT more good with my Psychic Powers to bring Peace and take down up to All of the Internet Haters and Bullies! I Need to do all these in my own control.|Chris<ref name=uri></ref>}}<br />
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Chris believes he has an array of magic powers. Most notable is the ability to [[curse-ye-ha-me-ha|curse]] his enemies (as well as to [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha Retraction|undo it]]). Others include [[Sarah May Skype Logs|communicating with the dead]], [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L|brainwashing people]], and [[psychic powers]].<br />
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===Superstitions===<br />
[[Image:Chris_chan_and_reality_jpg.jpg|450px|thumb|left|Great party, isn't it?]]<br />
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While most of Chris's superstitions are his own, he also takes part in popular superstitions as well. Autistic people in general tend to be predisposed to wishful and magical thinking, finding superstitions to be comforting. <br />
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Chris dislikes the number 13, because he thinks it is an unlucky number: triskaidekaphobia (the fear of 13) is already a common American superstition, with {{w|Microsoft Office}} notably skipping version 13 during the development of Office 2010.<ref>Flynn, David, [https://web.archive.org/web/20090206073052/http://apcmag.com/microsoft_to_skip_unlucky_office_13.htm/ ‘Microsoft to skip "unlucky" Office 13’], ''Australian Personal Computer (APC)'', 29 March 2007 (accessed 6 May 2019).</ref> However, Chris's fear of the number 13 had an unusual effect on the numbering of the ''Sonichu'' comics, where ''Sonichu #13'' was numbered as [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]] (showing his incompetency with either logic or [[math]])<ref>[[CLog 08142017 - More Positive Content|Captain’s Log, 14 August 2017 (''More Positive Content'')]].</ref> and where the Episode ''"One Lucky Dog"'' from [[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]] was labelled "[[Sonichu 6#Episode 12.5: "One Lucky Dog"|Episode 12.5]]".<ref>[https://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/SchuComic7P1.htm Sonichu 6, Page 1.]</ref> On [[Twitter]], when going into multi-tweet rants, Chris numbers the tweets. For Twitter messages which exceed 12 tweets, Chris either replaces the number 13 with a repeated 12 or with 12-9.<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1023969772168511488</ref><ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1006915844016869377</ref><ref>It should be noted that there are more sensible ways for avoiding the use of the number 13, even if it is necessary to maintain the consistency of numbering. They include:<br />
* Renumbering 13 as 12<small>A</small>, 12½ or 12.5;<br />
* Renumbering 13 as 12<small>B</small>, and renumber 12 as 12<small>A</small>.</ref><br />
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Chris has also shown belief in astrology. He included his and [[Sarah Nicole Hammer|Sarah Hammer]]'s zodiac signs in the [[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares|Life-Shares]]. In his [[OkCupid]] profile, he wrote that his sign is "Pisces, and it's fun to think about". He wrote to [[Jessica Quinn]], "I am emotion-prone, and I tend to do as I feel and life flows, like the Pisces I was born under."<ref>[[November 2016 Facebook posts]]</ref> One of the quotes on his first Facebook was "I was born under the Sign of PISCES, the sign of the PROVIDER. I am fully capable of providing the necessities, and then some, for the Lucky Woman who loves me for me, and becomes my True Sweetheart". His belief in star signs may explain why he holds such a high significance to his [[birthday]].<br />
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Chris places significance on his [[Amnyfest Ring|birthstone]], which he calls "[[Speech impediment|amnyfest]]". He believes the class ring with the stone is what gives him power, and even pointed it out to [[Emily]] on their date. More recently, he has attached an amethyst quartz crystal to his [[medallion]].<br />
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==In the real world==<br />
===Science and technology===<br />
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{{quote|I do not even know of the symptoms, because, again, if I literally overthought about it, I would be at greater risk of infecting myself from reading and repeating the list in my mind. It’s Neurotypical and idiotic for anyone to do that and overthink it.|Chris rationalizes staying ignorant of the viral disease [[COVID-19]].<ref name=viral>[[March 2020 social media posts#Chris finally weighs in on the coronavirus pandemic]]</ref>}}<br />
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Chris seems completely unaware of what current technology is and is not capable of. In his [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu Sonichu article] on the [[CWCipedia]], he suggests that Nintendo pour their resources into developing a Poké Ball peripheral that would have slots for every generation of Pokémon games, including a slot for the GameCube memory card. He expects users of this peripheral to be able to read party data from the inserted game/memory card, display a holographic image of the Pokémon in play, and challenge people in real life who own the same peripheral (in a manner much like on ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]''). In addition, Chris has no idea how everyday machines such as [[Son-Chu|cars]] work, evidenced in how [[September 2014|he claimed]] that a 1997 Cadillac with a cracked engine block was a great "fixer upper." Normally, any serious physical damage to a car's engine can only be repaired by a very skilled mechanic, or cannot be repaired at all and one must buy a new engine (both of which are not cheap, but [[Chris and money|that's an entirely different problem]]).<br />
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Chris has also been shown to lack knowledge in basic pathology. When he contracted a cold in December 2019, he had misattributed it to the large-scale [[Chris and anger|triggering]] he got from a number of people on his Twitter.<br />
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===Social rules===<br />
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Chris also obsesses over popular "rules" about relationships. He's held onto the idea that sex should be given on the [[third date]], as well as other [[How to Talk to Girls|overly generic]] dating advice.<br />
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===Conspiracy theories===<br />
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{{quote|I bet, even Greene County had something to do with influencing that goddamn Michael Snyder [...] to make him pretend to have a reason to kick me out|Chris blaming his school board for a decision made by a game store manager.<ref>[[Greene County Conspiracy]]</ref>}}<br />
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Chris and his parents have come up with several conspiracy theories to explain away his life problems. Notable examples are of Chris [[Greene County Conspiracy|blaming his elementary school]] for keeping him in his autistic shell, his parents' notion that [[Michael Snyder]] and [[Megan Schroeder]] were masterminds behind the [[trolls]], and Chris's belief that Snyder caused his own injuries when Chris and his mother [[28 October 2011|hit him with their car]].<br />
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===Estimation===<br />
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{{Quote|A [[Son-Chu|CAR]] WEIGHS A LOT MORE THAN 10 TONS|Chris, being unaware that most cars weigh two or three tons.<ref>[[Mailbag 9]]</ref>}}<br />
Chris has a tendency to hugely exaggerate estimates of [[Duck|length]], [[White knight E-mails|weight]], and [[I AM STRONG|strength]] in his favor, as evidenced in his description of a [[11042009 51 50|12-pack of canned lemonade as being fifty pounds (22.7 kg)]]. This behavior is symptomatic of {{w|dyscalculia}}, a common symptom of autism, which leaves the sufferer with poor comprehension of time, measurement, or spatial reasoning. However, Chris does not really display any other symptoms of it, suggesting this behavior isn't mere ignorance, but rather Chris telling childish lies to try to impress people with his physical strength.<br />
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===Lack of theory of mind===<br />
Chris has no idea on how the billions of people on the planet think. He thinks that all men would happily wear [[Brassieres For Males|bras]] and skirts (It must be noted that Chris thought these ideas so that he and he alone would feel more comfortable [[Tomgirl Saga|crossdressing]]), and that every Sonic fan on the planet would support him in his [[Sonic Boom Protests]]. When somebody informs him that they have a differing opinion to him, he throws a tantrum and denounces that person as a [[troll]].<br />
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===Narcissistic tendencies===<br />
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Chris automatically assumes his lies will be believed, even if they contradict existing information. This is copiously evidenced in his constant [[List of Chris's lies|lies]] during the [[Father Call]], wherein Chris fibs incessantly about his [[Chris and health|health]] (among other things), frequently denying things or changing his story whenever he gets caught out. His habit of lying and lying about his lies is likely inherited from his mother, whom [[Cole Smithey E-mails|his brother described]] as a pathological liar. When asked by [[Evan]] to remove [[Simonla]] from his comics, Chris decided that he could have created her without the inspiration of Evan's character [[Simonchu]] and, thus, effectively had.<ref>[[Mailbag 44#I want to see Simonla die so very badly]]</ref> The fact that he [[Things Chris has ripped off|demonstrably could not have done this]] did not factor into his reasoning. Chris "[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 3|corrected]]" Simonla's [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Simonla_Rosechu CWCipedia entry] with a "[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 4|retraction]]" denying that Simonla had ever been inspired by Simonchu. Chris expected that this revised version of the truth would be happily accepted by all concerned parties.<br />
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Chris considers people with [[Asperger's syndrome]] to be "fakers" who are taking "the Shine and Limelight" away from genuine autistic people such as himself.<ref>[[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)]]</ref> Although Chris has admitted that this "fact" is only his "own idea," he still believes that to think otherwise is to [[Chris and religion|"conform to blasphem[y]."]]<ref>[[Autism Awareness E-mails]]</ref> As with many other things which antagonize him, Chris simply assumes Aspergers to be significant of a conspiracy targeting himself.<br />
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Unsurprisingly, Chris can come across as highly delusional when he expects to be taken seriously. For example, on 28 April 2012, he made an empty threat to the [[Kiwi Farms]] about hunting down each of its members; he claimed to know where each of them lives in an attempt to intimidate the trolls. Even if one were to gloss over the fact that he wouldn't even [[Shigeru Miyamoto|cough up $800 to travel to Redmond to see his dreams come true]] (and it should be noted that there are trolls all over America, and indeed the world), there's a high chance that there will only be one [[Kick the Autistic|outcome]] of Chris actively pursuing his trolls with the purpose of doing them harm. All things considered, Chris ended up making himself even more of a laughing stock in the process.<br />
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==Sources==<br />
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'''Instagram''' is a social media website owned by [[Facebook]] that allows users to share photos and videos with captions and/or various effects. It is one of the biggest social media websites in the world; with such a big platform, it comes as no surprise that [[Chris]] would have an account on there.<br />
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==History of the account==<br />
The account was first made in [[2018]], under the name "christinewestonchandler", and since then has gained over 2000 followers. However, he didn't start posting until early [[2021]]. It's unclear wether or not there were posts before then or not, possibly some lost to time. However, most of Chris's posts consist of things related to [[magical thinking]] and [[Pokemon]], along with his daily life aswell.<br />
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==Notable Posts==<br />
Some of Chris's most notable posts are about magic, including things about crystals, and chakra tea.<br />
Other than those posts, Chris mainly posts Pokemon cards he makes, with a majority of his Instagram posts are exactly that.<br />
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==External Links==<br />
[https://www.instagram.com/christinewestonchandler/ Chris's Instagram]<br />
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'''2021''' is the 13th year since Chris's discovery. It marks the 30th anniversary of the ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'' franchise, and 14 years since the discovery of [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] and the world of [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]].<br />
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[[Barbara]] turns 80 years old on 1 October, if she manages to live that long.<br />
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6 September will mark a decade since the passing of [[Bob Chandler]].<br />
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== January 2021 ==<br />
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Chris stayed quiet during the first month of the year, with his activity largely limited to tweeting about the [[Dimensional Merge]]. During the middle of January, he was manipulated by a troll, [[Larry Vaughn]], into sending bizarre DMs to several Twitter users. [[Joe Biden]], the 46th President of the United States, took office on 20 January, succeeding [[Pmurt|Donald Trump]].<br />
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== February 2021 ==<br />
[[File:CWCCoinPose.jpg|thumb|Chris in February 2021]]<br />
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The [[Watchmen]] revealed that Chris was planning to use a taser to stun his magic stones, in an attempt to activate the Merge. Chris turned [[Chris's birthday|39 years old]] on 24 February, and finally ended his nearly-year-long act of [[Spirit possession|being "possessed" by]] [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] a day later after [[KwaiiSandbag calls|being convinced]] to do so by an enabler.<br />
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== March 2021 ==<br />
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Chris announced that he had [[A Medium's Guidance|consulted a medium]] for spiritual advice. Chris also made posts on Twitter regarding [[March 2021 social media posts#Golden Medallion|Golden Sonichu Medallions]] and [[March 2021 social media posts#Workaholic comic|comics]].<br />
On the 20th, an enabler, [[KwaiiSandbag]] had contacted Chris through [[Instagram]], and through this the [[KwaiiSandbag calls]] were leaked.<br />
Chris would later go on to say that he knew he was a [[troll]] later on, however this is most likely untrue.<br />
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<div>{{quote|I have just dug through the dirty half of those bags, more than ten or twenty of them. Then, in a bag of damp ones, I found the shirt.|Chris on the shirt, nonchalantly revealing Barb has hoarded twenty bags of old clothing without even bothering to dry them off.<ref name=found>[[April 2017 Facebook posts#Offering The Classic shirt for $12,000 minimum]]</ref>}}<br />
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[[File:0782-CWCSpread.JPG|right|thumb|300px|Chris wearing 'The Classic' in 2007.]]<br />
[[File:Chris The Classic public1.jpg|right|thumb|300px|Ten years later.]]<br />
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'''The Classic''' is a red and blue (seemingly Ralph Lauren brand)<ref name>[[https://sonichu.com/cwcki/April_2018_social_media_posts#CWC_cosplayer_is_hot]]</ref> [[Chris and fashion|rugby shirt]] formerly worn by [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] from at least before 20 [[December 2004]] to when he became a [[Tomgirl]] in [[2011]]. It was initially thought to be lost in 2014 to the [[Destruction of Chris's House]], but had survived at the bottom of a soaked and grimy garbage bag full of clothing. Prompted by the [[Financhu Crisis]], Chris went searching for it in [[April 2017]], hoping to sell it to a fan, although no such sale came to pass. As of [[August 2018]], the original shirt is lost. As of October 2019, Chris owns a 'Mark 2' Classic, almost the same as the original but sporting orange and blue instead of the original red and blue.<br />
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==History==<br />
The earliest known instance of Chris wearing the Classic is in the [[All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend]] clip, filmed on 20 December 2004. The shirt made many more appearances between 2005 and 2009 - Chris wore it on 25 February 2007 during [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]], the first video he uploaded to YouTube. It's also the default shirt for [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|comic-book Chris]], though the colors he draws in are lighter than the real thing.<br />
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The shirt made its last appearance of the classic Chris era on 23 [[November 2009]], when he filmed [[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation]]. On 10 [[January 2014]], 14 Branchland Court was gutted by a fire - the shirt was thought lost by both Chris<ref>[[Autographed Photos]]</ref> and his fans until [[April 2017]], when it was found in a bag of laundry that was still damp from the water used to put the fire out.<br />
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==Offered for sale==<br />
{{quote|Be glad I found it.|Chris<ref name=found2>[[April 2017 Facebook posts#Shirt update]]</ref>}}<br />
[[File:Classic post-fire 1.jpeg|right|200px|thumb|The Classic, after being excavated from bags of hoard, still wet from the water firefighters used to combat the fire three years prior.]]<br />
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Following the house fire and subsequent renovation, the Chandlers moved back into [[14 Branchland Court]]. Naturally, Barb insisted on bringing the hoard back into the house, even the portions ruined by the fire or the efforts to extinguish it. The laundry room became a dumping ground for "a mountain pile" of trash bags filled with water-damaged clothing.<ref name=found/><br />
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The trash bags festered for ''three years''. In April 2017, when Chris sifted through them in his quest to find The Classic, the contents were laced with mold. Chris, being [[naive]], failed to realize the health risks.<br />
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{{quotebox|I'll probably have another cold or something; my throat felt the familiar scratchy after going through those bags; a few of them had wet dirt and wall lining in them. Dang house fire. [It's] like cat litter.<ref name=found2/>}}<br />
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After finding The Classic, and inspired by the successful sale of the [[Sonic Totem]] relic for $1,500 two weeks before, he listed the shirt on [[eBay]] for $12,000 minimum on 19 April 2017. He immediately snapped a photo of it, then posted it for the listing, not realizing that the mold growth evident in the picture would not entice sales. He later washed it and posted a new photo to eBay, replacing the original one.<br />
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[[File:Classic post-fire 2.jpeg|left|200px|thumb|The same shirt after being washed. The holes and other damages allegedly would've been fixed using the funds raised from the sale, according to Chris.]]<br />
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Later, he recorded [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04192017 - The Shirt]] to promote it, donning the shirt for the first time in years (having last worn it in 2009's [[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation]]). Three days later, the auction ended at $25,100. The winning bidder did not pay. <br />
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Humorously, Chris fails to realize that $25,100 is a gross overestimate of how much money would be required to repair a piece of clothing, even those affected by water damage.<br />
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==Restoration effort==<br />
{{quote|Beyond Help|Multiple tailors and cleaners, upon seeing the shirt, according to Chris<ref>[[May 2017 tweets#Q&A on restored shirt]]</ref>.}}<br />
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{{quote|Could any of you haters sew any better? The hole was large; I sewed as good as possible, then I reinforced the latter with the patch covers. If anything, this not only keeps it as iconic, but marks it as [[Chris and his Ego|another masterpiece from myself, making it worth more.]]|Chris, [[April 2017 Facebook posts#Repairing The Classic|29 April 2017]], on his effort to restore the shirt.}} <br />
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[[File:cwc sewing3.jpeg|thumb|A "masterpiece." Note the poorly-color matched stitching on the arm, with the white thread not fitting the faded white stripes on the shirt at all.]]<br />
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Chris began an effort to restore the shirt on 29 April 2017. The shirt had sustained large tears as a result of neglect. He asked several professional tailors to repair it; however, they turned down the job as being too difficult<ref>[[Speed Sewing Announcement]]</ref>. Undeterred, Chris set out to fix it himself.<br />
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He recorded [[Speed Sewing Announcement|90 minutes]] of him sewing up the shirt and [[May 2017 tweets|posted several before-and-after photos to Twitter]].<br />
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A commentator on Kiwi Farms noted the issues with his project<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/4-29-speed-sewing-announcment.30443/page-16#post-2236362</ref>:<br />
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*Incorrect type of needle<br />
*Patches which are incompatible with the shirt<br />
*Not trying to color-match the new thread with the shirt's colors<br />
*Not taking measures to prevent frays or shrinkage<br />
*Not applying the patching to the inside of the shirt<br />
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After "a few hours" of work, Chris declared his effort a "masterpiece" and said The Classic is "worth more" because of it<ref>[[2017 tweets#Repairing The Classic]]</ref>. At the time of that statement, he believed he had already made a sale on it for $25,100.<br />
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On 4 May, after five days of work, Chris completed the restoration<ref>[[May 2017 Facebook posts#The Classic, restored]]</ref>. He signed it using his trans-woman name, and celebrated the job by wearing it in public.<br />
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By 2018, the shirt deteriorated. Chris attended [[TooManyGames]] with the shirt in June of that year, with photographs of him wearing it at the event showing the shirt practically falling apart, and some of the stitching Chris had attempted to carry out having split or frayed in places. On 4 July, he posted to Twitter asking for Ralph Lauren's help in either reproducing or restoring his shirt<ref>[[July 2018 social media posts]]</ref>. This did not come to pass, and Chris would still regularly wear the rapidly-degrading fabric. By this point, it would be easier to just buy a new one than attempt to repair it.<br />
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==Loss==<br />
On 10 [[August 2018]], Chris revealed in a text message to the [[Teen Troon Squad]] that The Classic was lost by [[Barb]] cleaning his room while he was away at [[BronyCon]]. Whether Barb's intention was payback for leaving her for the weekend or out of forgetfulness, Chris responded by hitting and humping a pillow effigy representing his mother in front of her<ref>[[Teen Troon Squad chats]]</ref>. He would then search for a replacement, which is first seen during the [[Dimensional Merge Announcements]] video.<br />
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==Gallery==<br />
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File:5-3 A1 classic.jpeg|"Restored."<br />
File:Chris The Classic public1.jpg|In public.<br />
File:Classic Oct 2017.PNG|Promoting his [[Patreon]] and [[Redbubble]] in [[October 2017]].<br />
File:Chrisattoomanygames.jpg|Seen with Chris and a [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] standee at [[TooManyGames]], 2018<br />
File:CWC_4th_of_July_2018.jpg|4th of July, looking like a homeless person. Note the large tear in the sleeve, as well as the rip in his skirt.<br />
File:ClassicShirtCard.jpg|Chris' [[TSSSF]] card for the classic.<br />
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==Sources==<br />
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'''Instagram''' is a social media website owned by [[Facebook]] that allows users to share photos and videos with captions and/or various effects. It is one of the biggest social media websites in the world; with such a big platform, it comes as no surprise that [[Chris]] would have an account on there.<br />
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==History of the account==<br />
The account was first made in [[2018]], under the name "christinewestonchandler", and since then has gained over 2000 followers. However, he didn't start posting until early [[2021]]. It's unclear wether or not there were posts before then or not, possibly some lost to time. However, most of Chris's posts consist of things related to [[magical thinking]], [[Pokemon]], and generally just his daily life.<br />
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==External Links==<br />
[https://www.instagram.com/christinewestonchandler/ Chris's Instagram]<br />
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[[Category:Facebook]]</div>Some13yearoldhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Instagram&diff=258977Instagram2021-03-16T18:53:53Z<p>Some13yearold: /* Conclusion */</p>
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== Instagram ==<br />
Instagram is a subsidiary of Facebook and operates one of the biggest social media sites in the world. With such a big platform, [[Chris]] having an account was very likely.<br />
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== Start of the account ==<br />
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Christine created the account 'Christinewestonchandler' some time in [[2018]], possibly with posts lost to time. His first post was on February 6th, which was reuploads of two [[PsychicPowers]] videos, one being him showing what seemed to be an MLP marker in his hand and sitting still for 20 seconds, and another being a similar post but he held a violet coloured rock/crystal in his hand for 20 seconds.<br />
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== Posts ==<br />
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His posts consist of some reuploads from twitter, such as his 10th post, where he wakes up with 6 hours of sleep, to cards of his card game showing two sonichu cards and a picture of his house from the front yard. There is also a post where he is drinking Pewdiepies G Fuel in can form, and tagging Pewdiepie. Pewdiepie didn't respond to this post. He also tagged fitbit when his watch came in the mail from an unknown sender as her old watch needed an upgrade. Her comments aren't numerous, because as of March 16th 2021, he has 2 thousand followers, though the comments don't have many trolls or negative comments, possibly from comments deleted by [[Chris]], though it could be something entirely different.<br />
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== Tagged Posts ==<br />
Tagged posts are where you link someone's account in a post with the Tag Feature. They appear on everyone's profile, and Christine has a fair few tagged posts. It mainly consists of deepfakes of Chris singing songs, sonichu fan art, and some who use tags to gain more followers, as it brings attention to yourself.<br />
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== Conclusion ==<br />
Chris's Instagram account is rather small with information and history to be logged, and many of the posts are reuploads from twitter, although it is interesting to see his smaller accounts on platforms other than Twitter.<br />
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==External links==<br />
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[https://www.instagram.com/christinewestonchandler/ Chris's Instagram]<br />
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{{The Internet}}</div>Some13yearoldhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Instagram&diff=258976Instagram2021-03-16T18:53:30Z<p>Some13yearold: /* Posts */</p>
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== Instagram ==<br />
Instagram is a subsidiary of Facebook and operates one of the biggest social media sites in the world. With such a big platform, [[Chris]] having an account was very likely.<br />
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== Start of the account ==<br />
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Christine created the account 'Christinewestonchandler' some time in [[2018]], possibly with posts lost to time. His first post was on February 6th, which was reuploads of two [[PsychicPowers]] videos, one being him showing what seemed to be an MLP marker in his hand and sitting still for 20 seconds, and another being a similar post but he held a violet coloured rock/crystal in his hand for 20 seconds.<br />
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== Posts ==<br />
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His posts consist of some reuploads from twitter, such as his 10th post, where he wakes up with 6 hours of sleep, to cards of his card game showing two sonichu cards and a picture of his house from the front yard. There is also a post where he is drinking Pewdiepies G Fuel in can form, and tagging Pewdiepie. Pewdiepie didn't respond to this post. He also tagged fitbit when his watch came in the mail from an unknown sender as her old watch needed an upgrade. Her comments aren't numerous, because as of March 16th 2021, he has 2 thousand followers, though the comments don't have many trolls or negative comments, possibly from comments deleted by [[Chris]], though it could be something entirely different.<br />
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== Tagged Posts ==<br />
Tagged posts are where you link someone's account in a post with the Tag Feature. They appear on everyone's profile, and Christine has a fair few tagged posts. It mainly consists of deepfakes of Chris singing songs, sonichu fan art, and some who use tags to gain more followers, as it brings attention to yourself.<br />
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== Conclusion ==<br />
Christine's Instagram account is rather small with information and history to be logged, and many of the posts are reuploads from twitter, although it is interesting to see her smaller accounts on platforms other than Twitter.<br />
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==External links==<br />
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[https://www.instagram.com/christinewestonchandler/ Chris's Instagram]<br />
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{{The Internet}}</div>Some13yearoldhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Instagram&diff=258975Instagram2021-03-16T18:52:06Z<p>Some13yearold: /* Instagram */</p>
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== Instagram ==<br />
Instagram is a subsidiary of Facebook and operates one of the biggest social media sites in the world. With such a big platform, [[Chris]] having an account was very likely.<br />
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== Start of the account ==<br />
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Christine created the account 'Christinewestonchandler' some time in [[2018]], possibly with posts lost to time. His first post was on February 6th, which was reuploads of two [[PsychicPowers]] videos, one being him showing what seemed to be an MLP marker in his hand and sitting still for 20 seconds, and another being a similar post but he held a violet coloured rock/crystal in his hand for 20 seconds.<br />
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== Posts ==<br />
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Her posts consist of some reuploads from twitter, such as her 10th post, where she wakes up with 6 hours of sleep, to cards of her card game showing two sonichu cards and a picture of her house from the front yard. There is also a post where she is drinking Pewdiepies G Fuel in can form, and tagging Pewdiepie. Pewdiepie didn't respond to this post. She also tagged fitbit when her watch came in the mail from an unknown sender as her old watch needed an upgrade. Her comments aren't numerous, because as of March 16th 2021, she has 2 thousand followers, though the comments don't have many trolls or negative comments, possibly from comments deleted by Christine, though it could be something entirely different. <br />
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== Tagged Posts ==<br />
Tagged posts are where you link someone's account in a post with the Tag Feature. They appear on everyone's profile, and Christine has a fair few tagged posts. It mainly consists of deepfakes of Chris singing songs, sonichu fan art, and some who use tags to gain more followers, as it brings attention to yourself.<br />
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== Conclusion ==<br />
Christine's Instagram account is rather small with information and history to be logged, and many of the posts are reuploads from twitter, although it is interesting to see her smaller accounts on platforms other than Twitter.<br />
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==External links==<br />
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[https://www.instagram.com/christinewestonchandler/ Chris's Instagram]<br />
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{{The Internet}}</div>Some13yearoldhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Instagram&diff=258974Instagram2021-03-16T18:45:17Z<p>Some13yearold: /* Start of the account */</p>
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== Instagram ==<br />
Instagram is a subsidiary of Facebook and operates one of the biggest social media sites in the world. With such a big platform, Chris Chan having an account was very likely. <br />
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== Start of the account ==<br />
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Christine created the account 'Christinewestonchandler' some time in [[2018]], possibly with posts lost to time. His first post was on February 6th, which was reuploads of two [[PsychicPowers]] videos, one being him showing what seemed to be an MLP marker in his hand and sitting still for 20 seconds, and another being a similar post but he held a violet coloured rock/crystal in his hand for 20 seconds.<br />
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== Posts ==<br />
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Her posts consist of some reuploads from twitter, such as her 10th post, where she wakes up with 6 hours of sleep, to cards of her card game showing two sonichu cards and a picture of her house from the front yard. There is also a post where she is drinking Pewdiepies G Fuel in can form, and tagging Pewdiepie. Pewdiepie didn't respond to this post. She also tagged fitbit when her watch came in the mail from an unknown sender as her old watch needed an upgrade. Her comments aren't numerous, because as of March 16th 2021, she has 2 thousand followers, though the comments don't have many trolls or negative comments, possibly from comments deleted by Christine, though it could be something entirely different. <br />
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== Tagged Posts ==<br />
Tagged posts are where you link someone's account in a post with the Tag Feature. They appear on everyone's profile, and Christine has a fair few tagged posts. It mainly consists of deepfakes of Chris singing songs, sonichu fan art, and some who use tags to gain more followers, as it brings attention to yourself.<br />
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== Conclusion ==<br />
Christine's Instagram account is rather small with information and history to be logged, and many of the posts are reuploads from twitter, although it is interesting to see her smaller accounts on platforms other than Twitter.<br />
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==External links==<br />
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[https://www.instagram.com/christinewestonchandler/ Chris's Instagram]<br />
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{{The Internet}}</div>Some13yearoldhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Chris_and_his_ego&diff=258957Chris and his ego2021-03-16T05:05:16Z<p>Some13yearold: </p>
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{{quote|Firstly, YOU WISH YOU WERE ME...|Chris, [[Mailbag 10#Rejected Mailbag|Mailbag 10 (Rejected)]].}}<br />
{{quote|For every one that exalteth himself shall be humbled; and he that humbleth himself shall be exalted.|[[Chris and religion|Luke 14:11 (King James Version)]]}}<br />
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[[File:CWCnormanrockwell.jpg|thumb|right|A perfect rendition of our beloved author.]]<br />
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'''Egotism''' is the most important and self-destructive of Chris's flaws. It is this egotism that may one day lead to someone playing [[Kick the Autistic]] in real life.<br />
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[[File:ChrisSlimeComicP2.jpg|Chris strokes his ego by having two of [[Ben Saint]]'s characters admire him.|thumb|250px]]<br />
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[[Image:SchuComic0P44.jpg|thumb|'''Egotism''', (noun): the belief that your pain (getting kicked out of the [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|mall]] for being creepy) trumps all others (divorce and loss of a beloved wife, children, and home).]]<br />
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==Origins==<br />
{{Quote|When you don't have people in your life pushing you, can you push yourself?|[[Raspberry Swirl|Tori Amos]]}}<br />
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Why is Chris such an egotist? In his sheltered childhood, his enabling parents taught him to [[Chris_and_remorse#Shifting_blame|shift blame for all of his troubles]] to other people. A sense of entitlement, again homegrown, skewed his perception of the proportionality between his [[Stress|problems]] and those of other people. Chris doesn't completely lack empathy; he isn't a sociopath, but the internal 'scale' by which he weighs the importance of himself against that of others tilts far in his favor. The problem was compounded by his [[autism]], making it difficult for him to understand social cues and relate normally to his peers. [[Chris and reality#In the Real World|He grew up in a different world.]]<br />
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But that explains why Chris ''was'' an egotist, ''struggled with'' egotism, or ''has tendencies towards'' egotism. While Chris's childhood was less than ideal, it shouldn't have been quite so crippling. Time and experience should have helped temper his ego, and his [[Cole Smithey|half-brother]] supposedly suffered far worse and still managed to make something of himself. But Chris's development appears to have completely stopped altogether. His [[Wikipedia:Egocentrism|egocentrism]] has persisted well into his thirties when most children usually grow out of it around age seven. Chris is still an egotist because he lives in a social time capsule that has allowed him to carry on for over a decade without a single life lesson. And he still lives in that time capsule because it is easy, it is comfortable, and [[Anna McLerran|people]] [[William Elliott Waterman|let]] [[White knights|him]].<br />
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===The enablers===<br />
[[Image:0063-BobAndBarbaraNewLife.jpg|thumb|Exhibit A.]]<br />
{{quote|Drunk or not, they had me. At an old age where my mother was so close to menopause and my father was a senior citizen. [[Chris and reality|I was truly a miracle]].|Chris, [[Mumble 3]]}}<br />
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Chris's parents are [[enablers]] ''par excellence''. There is no earthly reason why (barring unrelated catastrophes) a grown man in his thirties with autism should live at home with his parents, especially when his autism is as "[[Slow-in-the-minds|high functioning]]" as Chris's activity and his documentation exemplify it to be. Adults with far more crippling psychiatric problems, from emotional disorders to mental retardation, live far more independently than Chris does.<br />
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For children like Chris, special education in public school is generally geared toward helping the child understand how their disorder affects their lives, and what strategies they can use to minimize its impact. This is a well-documented and well-supported strategy, but it relies on "buy-in." Chris's parents clearly never bought into these strategies, because they never fostered any interest in instilling any form of independence in Chris, thus undermining the entire regimen of special education and ending up with a man-child with entitlement issues.<br />
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===Monthly tugboat===<br />
{{Main|Monthly Tugboat}}<br />
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{{quote|My father helped me get my Social Security set up; I get more a month than I could at a job.|Chris, taking pride in being a lazy fuck.}} <br />
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Chris receives welfare from the government; a "[[monthly tugboat]]" as he calls it. Although intended to supplement the money he would receive at a low-paying job, Chris continues to abuse the welfare system because he is simply unwilling to work on anything except [[mass debating]], playing [[vidya]], and [[Love Quest|stalking young women.]]<br />
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Regardless of whether Chris is abusing the welfare system, his parents are abusing it through him, or the system itself is flawed, the fact remains that the monthly tugboat that he receives is a major factor in making Chris's lifestyle — and thus his world view — sustainable.<br />
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===Blind luck and the cherry-picking fallacy===<br />
[[Image:SlamAttack.jpg|thumb|Local Boy Levels Up.]]<br />
[[Image:391-SchuPVCCArticle.jpg|thumb|left|Article in PVCC's ''Forum'', proof that some people have too much time on their hands.]]<br />
[[Image:Famewhore.jpg|thumb|McIntire Park.]]<br />
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A [[GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes|contest]] or [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|two]] here; a [[Chris Chan in the PokéNews|9-second local TV blip]] there. The results are that outside events most people never experience have stroked Chris's already monstrous ego. <br />
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Consider that Chris has produced a ''huge'' volume of fan mail, letters-to-the-editor, [[Internet]] commentary, and other drivel, partially because he doesn't have much else to do. Each letter to [[Nintendo]] is a message in a bottle: most of them never return, but the one that does—on an official letterhead, and addressed to Mr. C. W. Chandler—is confirmation of his celebrity.<ref>[[An Official Sonichu Update]]</ref> <br />
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{{quotebox|Yeah...it says here that, uh, yeah...they—th—it goes on to say that:<br />
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:"Nintendo of America has some of the most devoted, enthusiastic fans of any game developer. Each week, they receive, uh, hundreds of thousands of suggestions about their games and systems. While they would love to, uh, use ideas from f—fa—from fans to develop actual products, due to the volume of the, uh, requests they receive and the resources it would take to process them, they do not accept unsolicited game or product ideas. But they are committed to being at the leading edge of game and hardware development, though, and they can be sure that they are constantly at work developing new and exciting products and game ideas."<br />
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Now, uh, here's the interesting part...where they quote about how I can actually...go further about ch—about them changing their minds and actually accepting the idea and helping me, uh, makin' it—makin' it totally real...with the video games and the TV animations and the action figures, and...officially-released—my personally-approved... medals... ''[...]'' they say that, uh, the best way to let other fans know about my idea or to generate hype about the future game I'd like to see is to post the ideas to the forums on their sites.}}<br /><br />
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[[Honor roll|The concept of form letters does not seem to occur to Chris]], who seems to think the letter was written specifically for him. As if Chris didn't think his material was golden to begin with, he got a second nod from ''Nintendo Power'' for his epic [[Animal Crossing Documentary]], and a page in the [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]]'s ''Forum'' is just icing on the cake. Even before his e-fame, Chris had plenty of evidence to convince himself that he ''was'' creative, and not just a high-volume, whiny jerk that had pestered his way to acknowledgment. As he graduated from PVCC in [[2006]], his writing shows that [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] was, in his mind, already tested: there was just some small threshold of notoriety or connections that needed to be breached, to become a true media sensation.<br />
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On top of that, Chris has a huge amount of free time to inject himself into situations like the [[McIntire Park]] meetings, which allows him to cherry-pick more moments of recognition. A tongue-in-cheek acknowledgment by the local council seems cute to us, but is serious business to him. And since Chris cherry-picks only the reinforcement that he wants, his legions of [[troll]]s just add to the fire. Delusion led him to believe that he had a legion of fans, for a time; a few hundred emails in his inbox confirmed it.<br />
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==Chris and narcissism==<br />
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{{quote|I, was mistaken, but not wrong|Chris<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/November_2017_Facebook_posts#Mistaken_about_being_linked_with_Uzume</ref>}}<br />
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[[Image:Narcissus.jpg|thumb|A [[TRUE and HONEST]] depiction of narcissism.]]<br />
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It's unlikely that Chris actually suffers from [[Wikipedia:Narcissistic personality disorder|narcissistic personality disorder]]. While extreme self-centeredness and egotism is often conflated with the term 'Narcissism', NPD is also an existing mental condition characterized by more factors, such as emotional manipulation or split personalities for different people. Given the fact that Chris himself is too stupid to actually emotionally manipulate anyone, let alone [[Chris and manipulation|not get manipulated himself,]] Chris most likely isn't a narcissist in the real sense. However, it's possible that Barbara, who did employ plenty of abusive NPD-like traits such as suicide-baiting, might have influenced Chris's behavior in some ways. Chris actually mentioned, in a theatrical manner, considering suicide on his facebook posts several times, [[June 2014 Facebook Posts#And It Begins...|even for something as inconsequential as]][[Sonic Boom protests| his crusade against BLARMS]]. Another noticeable aspect is Chris's need to shove his own name, initials and [[Sonichu (character)|creations]] every chance he gets, specially other people's works, if it guarantees fame.<br />
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That said, while a lot of factors like his relentless attentionwhoring or his lack of empathy coincide with symptoms of the Disorder, factors of his ego were mostly results of his shitty upbringing and awful luck for winning contests giving him a huge sense of self-importance. Not to mention [[Chris and kindness|his lack of empathy for others]] was also partly caused by his autism. If Chris really had NPD, he likely has a[[Slow in the minds| low functioning]] variant of the disorder. [http://samvak.tripod.com/journal72.html Further reading is required to confirm the difference.]<br />
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==Manifestations==<br />
Chris's egotism manifests itself in a variety of ways.<br />
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===Unwarranted self-importance===<br />
[[Image:Apology to Mary Lee.jpg|thumb|Very gracious.]]<br />
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{{quote|I have had way over a million fans worldwide since I went online in before [[2000]].|-Chris, [[Mailbag 48]].}}<br />
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As overwhelming as Chris's unwarranted self-importance is, it's easy for the novice [[troll|observer]] to get lost in the sea of [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] shit and assume that he's just confident in his e-fame. "Of course," you say, "he's got a billion hits on [[YouTube]] and a thousand emails in his mailbox. He's going to think he's hot shit, like every other retard on the [[DeviantArt|internet]]."<br />
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But nothing sums up Chris's deep and abiding USI like this missive to [[Mary Lee Walsh]]:<ref>[[Mary Lee Walsh#Emails with Mary|Emails with Mary]]</ref><br />
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{{quotebox|Mary, I've slept on it, and [[Chris's Wikipedia profile#The Continuing, Enduring Search|I have realized that note-hanging is not the way to get attention]]. And I don't really want to meet with either you nor Susan, no offense. I'll tell you what, let's forget the meeting, and if you will allow my newsletter to stay in distribution, I will do all of the following:<br />
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*I will never hang notes on the wall again.<br />
*I'll consider stopping my Silent Treatment on Susan.<br />
*I'll consider knocking you and Susan up my [[scale of Respect]] each by 2 points (0&#61;No Respect...10&#61;Respect).<br />
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Please reply via E-Mail.<br />
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Christian C.}}<br />
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E-fame just adds a whole new dimension. He was a misunderstood genius before; now he's a misunderstood genius with a personal army:<br />
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{{quote|III'M. WOR-KIN'. ON IT! LET ME DO THAT STUPID VIDEO SO I CAN TELL E'RRYBODY, IN MY COMMAND, TO GET EVERYTHIN'- HELP ME GET EVERYTHIN' OFF THE INTERNET!|Chris, [[THAT IS MY HOUSE]]}}<br />
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It's so bad now that when Chris meets someone new who claims not to know who he is, he seems skeptical and surprised.<ref>Exchange with the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]], [[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#Meet the Pickle .2801:21:44 - 01:25:29.29|Emily Date Conversation Transcript]]</ref> <br />
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{{quote|Y'all should know me by now, but if you don't, I am Christian Weston Chandler, the original creator of Sonichu, the Electric Hedgehog Pokemon, back on March 17th, 2000.|Chris, in his [[CWC's Second Message|second YouTube video]]}}<br />
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The instant gratification, instant acknowledgment, and instant attention—good or bad—that has come with his minor e-fame of the last few years has thoroughly convinced Chris that people ''do'' read everything he writes, and that his YouTube messages ''invariably'' get to his target audience.<br />
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{{quote|I realize I am famous like a princess|Chris on Twitter in October 2017}}<br />
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{{quote|Notable resident in Ruckersville, VA alongside a NASCAR racer, and about the 29,000th most popular individual in this world, so where is the Wikipedia Article about me? ⚡️💙⚡️|Chris on Twitter in August 2018}}<br />
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He also describes himself as "managing the varsity team"<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_7/Page_22]</ref> in high school, when actually he was a waterboy.<br />
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But if, even after all of this, you're ''still'' not convinced that Chris has unwarranted self-importance issues, consider this little tidbit: he posted autographed pictures of himself on [[eBay]]. Looking like this<ref>[[:File:Chris-chan 010714.JPG]]</ref> [[Chris_and_health#Hygiene|no]] [[Sweetheart#Will_Chris_ever_have_a_Sweetheart.3F|less]]. Make of that what you will.<br />
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===Fixation on self-image===<br />
Chris has created many avatars of himself through several mediums.<br />
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File:CWCPOGS.jpeg|As pogs.<br />
File:Comic CWC.PNG|[[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)]].<br />
File:Chris Lego.jpg|As a Lego figure.<br />
File:ThreePieceSetA.jpg|''Super Smash Bros.'' avatar for Christian.<br />
File:ThreePieceSetC.jpg|''Super Smash Bros.'' avatar for Christine.<br />
File:AmiiboSet.jpg|As [[Sonichu Amiibo|Amiibos]]. From left to right, Christian, Chris-chan Sonichu, Christine. Chris sold these through [[Etsy]].<br />
File:Lego Christines.png|Another Lego figure of his 2015 [[Tomgirl]] self.<br />
File:Cwc and vinyl dolls at Cville Pride 2016.jpg|[[Christine Doll]], pictured on left.<br />
File:Chris skylanders avatar.jpg|''Skylanders'' avatar.<br />
File:Skylanders swag.png|A shirt, card and 3D figure of his ''Skylanders'' avatar, costing him $90 from the company.<br />
File:Cwc transformer1.jpg|As a Transformer.<br />
File:Miss Night Star.jpeg |As a ''[[My Little Pony|MLP]]'' character.<br />
File:Christine Night Weston Star Chandler.jpg|It's just getting ridiculous.<br />
File:Chris, Night Star Equestria Girls Mini dolls3.jpg|Christine Doll 2.0, next to Night Star, both blatant self-inserts.<br />
File:ChrisFunkos.jpg|As Funkos.<br />
File:Chris's ego, TSSSF card.jpg|As a [[TSSSF]] card featuring many of his self-inserts.<br />
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===Persecution complex===<br />
[[Image:Issue4.jpg|thumb|Saint Christian the Martyr, walking through the shadow of the valley of death.]]<br />
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Chris has a lot of problems, and even the ones he "takes responsibility for" are still "out of his hands". His [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|school]] was [[Kick the Autistic|mean to him]], he didn't deserve that [[Song of Christian|F in English]] or the one in [[CADD Chef|CADD]], ''and'' he doesn't deserve the 24/7 [[trolls|trolling]], among other things.<br />
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And if that wasn't enough, he thinks every authority figure in the land is conspiring against his [[Love Quest]]:<br />
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{{quote|Then in Mid-October, the Quote/Unquote "Dean of Student Services," Mary Lee Walsh, approached me and pulled my sign away from me and told me, "You're NOT ALLOWED TO FIND TRUE LOVE HERE." MY HEART WAS SHATTERED that very moment.|Chris, on his [[User:ChrisChanSonichu_profile#Enter_the_Wicked_Witch_of_the_Private_Villa_of_Corrupted_Citizens|Wikipedia userpage]]}}<br />
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It doesn't help that he's engaged in a [[Family Guy|quagmire]] of a war against the [[homo]] rumors that those DAMNED TROLLS keep spreading about him, with a second front versus the [[Chris and copyright|copyright]]-violating [[Liquid Chris|thieves]].<br />
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{{quote|It's out of my control! I don't know where to go! I DUNNO KNOW WHERE TA GO!|Chris, [[THAT IS MY HOUSE]].}}<br />
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In a [[100 2178|May 8 video]], Chris blames the Greene County's school board for pretty much every misfortune in life -- from being banned from [[The GAMe PLACe]] to becoming the social outcast that we all know and tolerate -- thereby cementing the notion that Chris will never take responsibility for his actions. The only time Chris had actually stepped up and admitted responsibility was the accidental formatting of his [[PS3]].<br />
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===Naïveté===<br />
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Chris's simple-mindedness and gullibility are legendary. Like [[George W. Bush]], he only deals in absolutes: either you're with him or you're against him. This has been very obvious in his answers to the [[Mailbag]], where he refuses to listen to any talk — even from professionals — about the similarities between [[Asperger's syndrome]] and autism, denies that there are any shortcomings in his work, and shrugs off any advice about how to improve his health or appearance, labeling anyone who suggests he has any kind of shortcoming a troll.<br />
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Chris equates honesty with [[Honest Content|divulging every last detail about his life]]. Nothing is too candid for Chris - getting haircuts, drinking his own [[navy]], [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|shitting his pants]], or even giving away his phone number and home address! The only thing he hasn't done with wild abandon is give away his social security number, and when that happens, it probably won't be a surprise to anybody.<br />
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His gullibility is astounding. No matter how many times it's happened before, Chris is easily led around by trolls promising [[china]] or threatening his identity. The earlier trolling schemes (such as [[Blanca]], [[PandaHalo]] and [[Jimmy Hill]]) got Chris to jump through hoops and exposed so much information about Chris and his personality that they had to start [[CWCki|this very wiki]] to keep track of it all. Another example of Chris's gullibility is one Miss [[Jackie|Jacklyn Romy]], a 'sweetheart' Chris met earlier in 2011. Despite her obviously being a troll (proven by a mysterious leak of videos that were sent only to Jackie on [[February 2012]]), Chris has re-friended her on Facebook after blocking her the previous April. Only time would've told if we'd end up seeing Chris [[cosplay]]ing or [[Cakefarts|making an ass of himself]] again in a video aimed only at Jackie. Unfortunately, though, it appears to not have happened. It's pretty obvious that Chris had only done this because he believed that he would score with Jackie sooner or later.<br />
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In [[2009]] and [[2010]], Chris slowly began to "learn" to distrust trolls or to keep more of his [[PSN|information]] secure. However, many of his trolls believe this is akin to putting a shock collar on an [[Patti|animal]]. Eventually, to stop being shocked (not because they actually understand or care) an animal will start doing as it is told.<br />
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===Hubris: the pride before the fall===<br />
[[File:Mother's day 2018 2.jpg|thumb|It's fair to say that Chris is a bit of a narcissist.]]<br />
{{quote|I'd say... I'd say I'm all around. You see, the problem is that I have too many skills that I am good at. You might say that I am a jack of all trades and a master of none.|Chris, [[Mumble 3|right about that last part]]}}<br />
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Numerous times, Chris has shown that he believes he has powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal [[slow-in-the-minds|autistics]]. In fact, so much so that this attitude has transcended mere hubris, instead it more resembles mental illness: not only is Chris convinced that his [[Chris and writing|writing]], [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|musical]] [[Guitar Hero|talents]], and [[She Came for CWC|art]] are without peer, he also believes he has supernatural powers along the lines of [[Chris and religion|Wicca or Voodoo]].<br />
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And he doesn't just have the power to create: his is also the power to destroy. This line of thinking is exemplified by Chris's acceptance that [[Ryan Cash]] committed suicide just because he withheld ''Sonichu'' updates, and would worsen when he believed that his [[curse-ye-ha-me-ha|curse]] actually caused [[Liquid Chris]] and Mary Lee Walsh to have some sort of horror befall them.<br />
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But those are just the most insane moments of cognitive dissonance. What about the time he went into hysterics when he didn't get recognition for his art at high school graduation?<br />
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{{quote|I should have been Highly Recognized for my ARTISTIC TALENTS I showed in my Many Art Classes for the Award Ceremonies before Graduation Day. I felt crestfallen greatly from not getting recognized for any of my Talents. I EXCELLED IN MATH TOO FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!|Chris, on his [[User:ChrisChanSonichu_profile#Graduation|Wikipedia page]] not realizing that public schools display students' art all the time.}}<br />
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Or his reaction to losing the [[Adam Stackhouse|Parappa Contest]]?<br />
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{{quote|So that SWORN ON MY AUTISM, JUSTICE WILL BE SERVED TO THE SEVEN PEOPLE OF THOSE FOUR VIDEOS!!!!|Chris, on the [http://web.archive.org/web/20070830114517/http://sonichuchandler.tripod.com/cwcson.htm Sonichu Site]}}<br />
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[[Image:How chris sees himself.jpg|thumb|What Chris sees when he looks in the mirror.]]<br />
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All of the above is consistent with the behavior of small children, who, isolated from the real world by a lack of comprehension and limited mobility, believe themselves to be godlike beings. This belief is gradually destroyed as the child goes to school and encounters outside authority, leading to their acknowledgment of the fact that they are, in fact, ordinary people. Of course, since Chris is not only autistic but also extremely sheltered, he still manages to cling to this belief by focusing on specific aspects of his life and constructing elaborate fantasy worlds. This is also probably why he sees mundane [[chores]] as [[Father Call|horrific trials of strength and will]]. In psychological terms, this can be referred to as ''psychological neoteny'', which is basically the retention of juvenile traits well into physical maturity.<br />
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Also consistent with his childlike mindset is his apparent belief that he has supernatural powers. In Freudian terms, this is referred to as ''omnipotence of thought''. Basically, in the same way he does with religion, Chris cherry-picks elements of his life to validate his fantasy of control, which is more systematically displayed in the Sonichu comics. Taking this into consideration, it's likely that [[Magi-Chan]] is yet another Mary Sue for Chris, serving as a kind of avatar for his desire for ultimate authority. Why he felt it necessary to make [[Reginald Sneasel|yet]] another [[Sonichu (character)|character]] to fill this role is unclear, considering he's already established [[Chris-chan Sonichu|himself]] as the one true God of CWCville.<br />
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Another aspect of Chris's arrogance, and again caused by his childish way of viewing [[Virginia|the world]], is visible in [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9|a phone call]] with Alec Benson Leary, creator of [[Asperchu]]. In the call, it is obvious Chris does not follow a mature procedure for developing a stance on issues. Where normally an individual will learn information about the issue and from there decide how they feel about that issue, Chris does it the other way around and decides how he feels about something, then refuses to believe, understand, or even humor any evidence to the contrary. While most people have very strong beliefs in some issues, so much so that they automatically have a prejudice against people believing differently (e.g. [[Barack Obama|politics]], [[religion]], etc.), Chris has this perspective on everything. He takes a position on matters, then finds ways to back it up and ignores all evidence for the opposing viewpoint. This is called a ''[[Wikipedia:confirmation bias|confirmation bias]]''. For example, Chris has decided homos are bad, so he selectively finds [[Leviticus|information]] that backs up his stance on the matter and ignores anything anyone will tell him about why his homophobia is bad and makes him a bad person. He will then go as far as to pretend he can [[Sonichu_10#Curing_Da_Homos|cure homosexuality]] with his own blood. Unless disliking homosexuals means he [[I'm Sorry, Dude|may not get laid]].<br />
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This is most apparent when he takes two contrary positions about a similar topic. The obvious example of this is Chris's understanding of the way [[parody]] functions. Chris will defend his right to make Sonichu to the hilt by claiming it is a parody, but he then states that Asperchu is a bad thing because it is "a parody of a parody". As you can see, Chris has decided that he has every right to make Sonichu so he backs this up with statements about his right to parody existing trademarked characters, but conversely he has decided Asperchu is bad, so he supports this position by stating it is a parody of his legitimate work.<br />
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A literal example of the 'pride before the fall' would be Chris' series of [[Facebook]] posts between April and June of 2012. In [[April 2012]], Chris believed that he had utterly fooled the trolls when he made a [[Facebook#to_.40cogsdev_from_me.2C_.40CWCSonichu|series]] [[Facebook#Maniacal_Laughter_from_Who_now.3F_Oh.2C_wait.2C_It_Is_ME.21_.3E8D|of]] [[Facebook#Hey.2C_Trollies|posts]] mocking them. He even went so far as to post screenshots of the CWCki forum members talking about it. Note that in several of the screenshots, Chris believed that he had uncovered a scheme to start a poster campaign about him in [[Charlottesville]]. According to his [[Facebook#To_The_Trolls|Facebook post dated 4 June 2012,]] he had called the [[Jerkops|cops]], and basically admitted that he completely fell for it. He then recorded an [[Voicemail_greeting#4_June_2012|angry voicemail greeting]] before quickly deleting it. Compared to [[Voicemail_greeting#30_April_2012|an earlier voicemail he made]], one can clearly see how humbled he was.<br />
[[File:The Captain congratulates Chris for 'providing a good service'.png|thumb|right|In [[Sonichu Special 5]], Chris found a way to twist a situation in which he was [[Guard Dogs|being helped]] into Chris himself doing the helping, ending up with him receiving praise from [[The Captain|a fictionalised version of one of the people trying to help him out]].]]<br />
A more recent example of Chris's pride and ego superseding the efforts of people around him can be seen in [[Sonichu Special 5]], in which [[The Captain]] vociferously praises Chris, flanked by [[Sonichu (character)|his]] [[Rosechu (character)|creations]] - for 'provide[ing] a good service to us all in this world', when in reality, the opposite was true; Chris had been manipulated by the Idea Guys, and The Captain, a member of the [[Guard Dogs]], was the actual person providing said services in attempting to break Chris free of their influence.<br />
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===Materialism===<br />
{{quote|I want Julie! Yeah, love is my first priority, but then- but then I want my stuff back!|Chris, caring more about his precious PSN Account and Sonichu website than his [[troll|sweetheart]].}}<br />
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It is clear that Chris is a materialist (a common symptom of Narcissistic Personality Disorder), buying and hoarding large amounts of crap that make him feel good about himself. He may even believe that his unhealthy amount of children's toys might attract a [[sweetheart]], when any human being would clearly see that this man is delusional. He also doesn't seem to have a problem with getting money for sitting on his ass, claiming he can get more from his tugboat than he could at an actual job. He has absolutely no concept of money, and believes he is entitled to everything he can buy. This stems from childhood, when Snorlax would take Chris to the toy store and encourage him to talk by giving him toys if he could read their names out loud.<ref>See [[1980s#1989|1989 in Christory]]</ref> Ever since, he's believed that just by being autistic, he deserves everything he can get his grubby hands on.<br />
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This mixture of compulsive hoarding, compulsive shopping, and autism is bad news all the way. He compulsively hoards all of his toys and video games because he wants to give them to [[Crystal_Weston_Chandler_(daughter)|his daughter]] in the future. He also seems to enjoy collecting things, which may explain why Pokémon appeals to him. Chris compulsively buys everything he can on the PS3, and is more concerned with trophies than actual gameplay. Most of the games he's downloaded have never been played. But the important thing is that he ''has'' it. Hoarding items in cases other than OCD is a sign of intellectual disability in older children. He may have inherited this behavior from his parents, especially Barb.<br />
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===Tender misanthropy===<br />
A "tender misanthrope" is, by definition, "someone who despises humanity in general, but is ever ready to make an exception for the ''real'' people". In other words, an egotist who pretends to be benevolent. While it's obvious that Chris is an egotist, he truly believes that he's benevolent. He is the perfect example of a tender misanthrope, screaming death threats at what he knows of humanity (seeing as the only social contact he gets is from the [[Internet]]) while also believing that he is a kind, loving person who can [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|give advice]] and [[Pedofork|act as a role model for children]].<br />
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Another part of the definition states that "a tender misanthrope feels certain of being able to love real people if only they could be found - or, failing that, to transform existing false people into idealized ''real'' people through social and political programs of the tender misanthrope's own making". The way that Chris treats homos, seeing as he hates them all ([[Mailbag_53#Well,_that_makes_everything_better!|no matter what he says]]) and wants to turn them straight by placing them into co-ed prisons, reprogramming them into straights via concentration camps, or by creating a vaccine that "cures" homosexuality, certainly fits this description. The fact that he also generalizes trolls as homos also support this. If that does not convince you that Chris feels he can make people into what he can emotionally attach himself to, there are also other obvious examples in his unique delivery of his intentions.<br />
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===Disregard of rules of conduct online===<br />
{{Main|Chris and the Internet}}<br />
{{quote|DO NOT DELETE, NOR CENSOR, MY BOMBASTIC PROTEST!!!!!!|Chris, in [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#4 September|Encyclopedia Dramatica]].}}<br />
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Chris has little regard for the rules of online communities; when he joins up on websites, he tends to do things his way. He assumes that his own niche in these websites is under his absolute control: for example, he assumed that [[Wikipedia]] would allow him to post anything on his personal user page, or that Encyclopedia Dramatica would remove material critical to him if he just asked not-so-nicely. Sites like [[deviantART]] and [[YouTube]] allow community participation; Chris simply disallowed comments, or later on, just ignored every comment he received. Chris also assumes that when other people host websites for him (in case of [[CWCipedia]]), he's given the final say on all matters. His record for getting permabanned is currently at two weeks on [[Flipnote Hatena]] when he foolishly tried to re-upload Flipnotes that had been removed for breaking the rules (without bothering to find out why they had been removed in the first place). His Facebook account encountered a cycle in [[July 2015]] where it would be removed and put back up again; some of Chris's post contained sexual content, such as photos of lizards in amplexus, thumbnails of tribadism, screenshots of sexting, and a drawing in which he was drenched in lemonade through a china-shaped lemon--his description for the picture ''bragged'' about how [[JERKS]] would be offended by it.<br />
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===Paranoia===<br />
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[[File:BKYA_Quite_Possibly_A_Troll.png|thumb|right|Quite possibly a troll.]]<br />
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One of the worst things that comes out of Chris's ego is his bloated sense of paranoia. As mentioned above, Chris has taken to withholding certain information from trolls like an animal being shocked by a shock collar. However, this line of thinking has pushed Chris into believing that the entire world is out to get him. In the early days, it was simple - Jerkops and Mary Lee Walsh were conspiring to stop him from succeeding in his Love Quest. However, after the incident with [[The Wallflower]] and the realization that there are entire webpages devoted to him, it's caused him to see things in a bigger, yet disturbing picture.<br />
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As such, Chris has decided to become a recluse, refusing to make friends with anyone unless he knew him in the real world. However, this is a double-edged sword as Chris refuses to interact with anyone in the real world as well. In the real world, if someone spotted Chris and knew him by name, even if they had heard of him from whatever remaining place is left for him to go to, he panics and runs, fearing that the person is actually a troll seeking to spread more information about him across the Internet. As well, if someone wanted to contact Chris through other means, even if that person had no idea who Chris was or what Sonichu was or anything that the trolls had done, Chris will shut them out because he doesn't know who they are and thus, has relegated them to the title of "troll".<br />
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A perfect example of this was revealed in a series of Facebook screenshots. While eating at a [[McDonald's]] restaurant, an employee of Burger King spotted him, acknowledged him, then went to mess with his cell phone. Chris went into panic mode, assumed that the worker was actually a troll, then thought the man was "communicating with his own kind" by hopping on a forum. He then proceeded to photograph the man, and talk about him behind his back on Facebook, [[Chris and hypocrisy|ironically doing what he feared the 'troll' would do to him.]]<br />
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===Surrendering Information===<br />
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If there is one thing that Chris's ego would simply not allow, it's suppressing himself from giving away too much information about himself. If he feels that bragging about something would give him a one-up against the trolls or make himself look good, he'll freely announce it for everyone to hear. The most glaring example of this is this entire wiki, which was created using a lot of information provided by Chris himself. Back in the day, Chris viewed himself as an extremely popular internet celebrity with a 'true and loyal fanbase', and, as such, would divulge a lot of information about himself so people would know him better (inclusive of [[Dox|personal information]] that nobody in their right mind would give away). However, there are times when he would do the opposite and [[Honest Content|surrender information that would make him look horrendously bad]], sometimes without provocation. His enthusiastic revelation of his own [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|fecal incontinence]] is the shining example of this.<br />
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Whilst this practice has diminished in recent times with Chris making himself scarce out of fear that trolls would have more [[Tomgirl Pictures|ammo]] to use against him, his habit of needlessly surrendering information still manages to surface. For example, when he claimed to [[Mia Hamm|lose his virginity]], he couldn't help but announce it on his Facebook page, all the while swearing up and down that he would never divulge any details about it to the trolls. Mere weeks later, more details emerged on Facebook, leading to speculation that he actually bought a hooker (since we all know the [[Megan|inevitable]] [[Kacey|end]] result of his Sweetheart Search), which he ended up confirming on 1 May, (along with attending a 'Mythbusters' tour, something which wasn't even brought up but still revealed anyway) all the while claiming to remain button-lipped on the matter. Only time would tell if and when Chris finally reveals everything to silence his nay-sayers. After all, it wouldn't be the first time it's happened. Sure enough, in December 2014, a leaked account of Chris's experience with the hooker was released on the [[Kiwi Farms]]. He just never learns.<br />
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In 2013, Chris's habit of needlessly surrendering information returned with a vengeance. Chris threw a temper tantrum on Facebook, and many would have assumed that it was [[Chris and Anger|business as usual]], ''until'' Chris made the fatal mistake of revealing the reason why he went on the warpath; somebody had uploaded his status updates (complete with the ones that were hidden) onto [http://imgur.com/a/1HYJJ an Imgur account.] Aside from the usual whining about how lonely he was, these screencaps not only revealed what he was up to in the silence between 2011 and 2013, but also uncovered a very ugly side of Chris. One post, in particular, revealed that he was angry at the fact that [[Mimms]] had a girlfriend, and demanded that somebody should ''kill her'', simply because Mimms was a "JERK." The fact remains that the one who revealed all of this unsavory information was not the trolls, as Chris would try to have you believe, but ''himself.''<br />
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The next year, Chris encountered a man trying to put out a brush fire near his house. However, he believed he was trying to make it even worse, and thus uploaded the [[Brushfire Video]], wherein he wound up dropping the address of the [[Rental House]] in the video title.<br />
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===Fishing for sympathy===<br />
{{quote|I... am so... smart! And yet I still have to- still learn everyth- I still n- have so much to learn.<ref>[[CLog 08142017 - More Positive Content]]</ref>}}<br />
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In many conversations with Chris, there have been quite a few instances where he would outright fish for sympathy, in the hopes that people would take pity on him and, in so doing, make him feel better about himself. One such example is the Father Call, where Chris constantly talks about the "trials and tribulations" in his life to an unimpressed [[Matthew Devoria]], from whom he was trying to seek approval to date his daughter (note that said "trials and tribulations" amounted to housework and being teased on the internet.) In his [[Jackie_E-mails_23|later E-mail exchanges]] with Jackie, Chris is quick to paint himself as a misunderstood victim whenever Jackie rips him a new one over issues such as his habit of [[Lie|lying]], being a hypocrite and even being [[Women%27s_rights|inconsiderate towards her]]. Even in recent times, he has not cut out this habit, his Facebook entries blame his trolls for making his life a living hell, one, in particular, lamenting that nobody cares about him except for his own mother.<br />
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The attention he gets from his mother, Barbara Chandler, and his friend, Anna McLerran is textbook mollycoddling at best. Chris has spent his entire life being catered to by his parents (notably well past the point of social acceptance), to the point where he depends on them to bail him out of the [[Money#Credit_cards|numerous]] [[The_Game_Place|messes]] he gets himself into. It comes as no surprise, then, that this, combined with his [[autism|being autistic]], has poisoned Chris's mind into thinking that this is how everybody should treat him, by default. And if people don't see things his way, he'll be more than happy to point out the heavy burdens he faces daily, almost as if he expects them to instantly take back their mean, mean words and feel sorry for him.<br />
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The habit of wanting sympathy is so ingrained in Chris that he instinctively hedges when he makes a positive statement about himself. An example is from a video in which he said, "I am so smart," and immediately followed by downplaying it and saying he still had much to learn.<br />
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==War against the ego==<br />
One of the main forces opposing Chris's ego are the white knights. These misguided souls have attempted to get Chris to understand that what he's doing is ridiculous and that he needs to grow up. Instead, he brushed them all aside, assuring himself that he was TRUE and HONEST, and could do no wrong. One of the more popular white knights, [[Vivian Gee]], [[Vivitheg's AIM chat|became a troll]] when she couldn't get through to Chris.<br />
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When asked to get [[Chris and psychology|real, psychiatric help]], Chris has said that his church counselor, [[Rocky Shoemaker]], is enough for him, and that she could do so much more than someone with ''an actual degree in that field.'' He seems to believe that because her title includes the word "counselor," she is every bit as qualified as a real doctor (the fact that most pastoral counselors see people for free probably helps as well, since Chris would never spend part of his precious monthly tugboat on something useful when there are video games to buy).<br />
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There were even some instances where it seemed that the trolls had made a breakthrough by [[Heart level|breaking Chris]], only for him to get right back up again and continue with his antics. An example of this would be Kacey, who led Chris on for a while until she dropped the bombshell that she was going to marry Liquid Chris, but not before having her father point out every single thing that is wrong with Chris. A normal person would have been utterly devastated by this turn of events, and some would even use the experience to better themselves. Chris, on the other hand, perked right up when he [[Red_Letter_CWC_Certified_Day|obtained a letter 'validating' Sonichu]], forgetting about Kacey in mere days, just like she had predicted.<br />
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==Examples of Chris's ego in the real world and in the comic==<br />
[[Image:SchuComic8P68.jpg|thumb|250px|[[Jiggliami]] sums it up nicely.]]<br />
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{{quote|31.5 Thousand Followers; now down to 25,999. All that in a number of Hours repetitively hitting “Block” down the list with my stylus|Chris, on manually blocking thousands of [[Weens|Twitter followers]] as opposed to using a bot.}}<br />
[[Image:CWCTwitter_wiki_welcome.jpg|thumb|right|"'''Short''', '''timely''' messages from Christian W Chandler": Twitter marketing department's biggest inadvertent lie.]]<br />
[[File:Chris Twitter Profile Pic.jpg|thumb|300px|Chris's Twitter profile pic prior to extensively roleplaying as Sonichu.]]<br />
[[File: Feb2021CWC0.jpg|thumb|300px|Chris's twitter profile picture in February 2021 after he had stopped roleplaying as Sonichu.]]<br />
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'''[[Wikipedia:Twitter|Twitter]]''' is a popular social networking and microblogging service where people can post messages that are up to 280 (originally 140) characters in length. While it has its uses and has managed to last despite many criticisms, it is sometimes described as a pointless fad, and if even ''Chris'' called it a fad at one point, perhaps there is something to this claim. <br />
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However, from 2016 onward, Chris became much more active on Twitter, to the point where it [[2017 tweets|became his primary means of communicating with]] [[Trolls|the public]]. He rarely posts on his [[YouTube]] channel like he used to; he now communicates through multi-part Twitter threads and image uploads instead. Chris often fails to understand why Twitter was designed the way it is. He acts as if Twitter is just a normal blog that inexplicably splits the messages into 280 character chunks for no reason. Whenever he goes off on a long text wall broken up between dozens of tweets, he ends most of them with a "..." when he has to finish a sentence between tweets. It's almost impossible to read his updates, which obviously makes following and replying to him hard.<br />
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On 20 [[June 2013]] and 21 June 2013, hidden Twitter posts from 16 [[April 2012]] to 21 [[June 2013]], most of them linked to the [[Facebook]] [[2013 Imgur Leak]], and pictures from 20 [[June 2013]] were leaked on the [[CWCki Forums]].<br />
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== Main accounts ==<br />
===CWCSonichu===<br />
[[File:CWCTwitter.jpg|thumb|right|As it was, in 2010.]]<br />
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Chris was inspired to register his own Twitter account, ''CWCSonichu'',<ref>[http://twitter.com/CWCSonichu CWCSonichu]</ref> when the [[CWCipedia]] administrator insisted on adding a live [[Sonichu]] Twitter feed <ref>[http://twitter.com/#search?q=-RT%20sonichu]</ref> onto the CWCipedia [[Mailbag]] page, and later the CWCipedia front page. This feed picked up all mentions of the word "Sonichu" (hence Chris's use of the prefix "C.C. Sonichu says:"), to provide the loyal fanbase real-time coverage of their favorite comic and game hero and reactions to his weird antics from other fans. The CWCipedia sysop, in his infinite wisdom, elected to allow arbitrary, unmoderated comments from all fans to appear on the front page, to fully leverage the power of Web 2.0, user-created content, reader participation and all that modern nonsense.<br />
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Careful readers may start to notice that there's a slight conflict in this: Chris had stated many times that he wanted to be in complete control over the CWCipedia. In a development that surprised no one, the live feed was promptly overrun by [[troll]]s. Chris was furious, and was compelled to write his own updates to drown out all of the [[homos|gay allegations]] and other [[pickle]]-related activity that was going on on his web page.<br />
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However, as it is with all of the other things in this world, Chris's focus on Twitter waned over time. In [[May 2010]], the live Twitter feed was removed from CWCipedia, because apparently certain trolls failed to notice that Chris quit paying attention to his own web page and the activities of the trolls in the Twitter feed started to make Chris look positive in comparison. Chris stopped using the site in 2013 but picked up again in June 2016 and began tweeting more and more through the rest of 2016 and into 2017, to the point where he is more active on Twitter now than ever before.<br />
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==== Subscriptions ====<br />
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Chris originally followed 29 people and groups, all of them related to [[Video games|gaming]]. Among these are...<br />
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* ''...relevant information on [[PS3|Life Upgrades]]:'' PlayStation, ps3fanboy, PS3_Trophies<br />
* ''...accounts related to [[LittleBigPlanet|the sweetest non-Chinese hobby of all]]:'' Media_Molecule, LittleBigPlanet [No longer subscribed as that account was suspended for some reason], LittleBIGFan, SackBoy4Pluto, Mm_Sackgirl<br />
* ''...respectable, reliable and impartial game journalists and media:'' Veronica <nowiki>[</nowiki>[[10 September 2009|Veronica Belmont]]<nowiki>]</nowiki>, Qore, GamesRadar, GameTrailers, gamespot, IGN, g4tv, GamePro, xplay, gamenewsps3 <nowiki>[G4]</nowiki>, gameinformer<br />
* ''...game houses which produce games that Chris may play, if properly baited away from LittleBigPlanet-related activities:'' Naughty_Dog, insomniacgames, SEGA, EA, Ubisoft, CriterionGames, NISAmerica <nowiki>[Nippon Ichi Software]</nowiki>, RockBand, namcogames<br />
* ''...[[Monthly Tugboat|tugboat]] sailing destinations:'' amazongames<br />
* ''...events which Chris doesn't attend:'' Official_PAX<br />
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Notably, [[10 September 2009|Veronica Belmont]] (a video game show host and also, OMG, a woman) is the only real person among these subscriptions. This does wonders to dispel rumors that Chris is a living video game geek stereotype and hence beyond merely undateable.<br />
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With Chris's resurgence of activity, he has followed over 600 accounts, many of them belonging to [[Chris and socialization#MLP voice actresses|minor celebrities]] and [[DoopieDoOver|internet personalities]] he attempts to interact with. Some accounts he formerly followed have since blocked Chris.<br />
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====Blocks====<br />
{{see also|List of places that have banned Chris#Social media profiles|TF2 Analysis}}<br />
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Chris has been blocked on Twitter by a number of accounts, including many he used to follow, preventing him from either tweeting at them or seeing their tweets. While some of this has come from people he follows discovering his personality flaws and history of poor online behavior, other blocks have been due to [[weens]] flocking to any account Chris shares from or responds to, spamming his convos with less than savory things and images of Chris's past.<br />
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Though Chris has been periodically blocked by various people for several years, he reached his [[Twitter_blocks_from_TF2_Analysis_crew|breaking point]] in January 2019 when he was blocked by a number of individuals in the [[My Little Pony]] fandom in short succession, prompting many days of [[Apologies_to_the_liked_Bronies_and_Pegasisters;_PLEASE_UNBLOCK_ME_ON_TWITTER!|angry screeching]] and [[Chris and anger|tard rage]] against the trolls and the blockers themselves.<br />
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This would not be the first notable incident where Chris threw a total fit from being blocked. When [[DoopieDoOver|Doopie]] blocked Chris for his creepy behavior, Chris blamed the trolls and weens, not realizing that his own actions was the main catalyst in Doopie cutting any sort of ties with him. From this incident, it is clear that two years later, Chris still cannot comprehend why someone would NOT want to talk to him. Given his [[Chris_and_his_Ego|historic inability to be told "no"]], it is likely that Chris will be continuing to receive more twitter [[List_of_places_that_have_banned_Chris|blocks]] in the future.<br />
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===CPU_CWCSonichu===<br />
[[File:Cant see tweets 20190606 112642.jpg|thumb|right]]<br />
On 9 [[February 2019]], Chris began his move to a new Twitter account, @CPU_CWCSonichu, in an attempt to yet again bypass his blocks. Predictably, this was blocked within a day or two by all relevant bronies. After a few days of Twitter silence, Chris posted [[A Moment With Dr Wolf Chris Chan and Greater Struggles]] on both his old @CWCSonichu account and his new @CPU_CWCSonichu account, soon followed with an announcement the he was indeed abandoning the old account (with roughly 25,000 followers at this time, down from a peak of 31,000 after manually banning thousands of weens and trolls) and transferring his [[Weens|Twitter fanbase]] to the new @CPU_CWCSonichu account (just over 2,000 followers as of 17 February, and growing rapidly), noting that he "will be striving to contain Less Drama and any and all Haters and Harassers shall be Blocked Out, Period".<br />
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Chris has yet to realize that [[Honor roll|protected Twitter accounts cannot be viewed by people who are not following him]]. He has made many tweets directed at people who will never see them, meaning that he is truly talking into the void. On 5 [[June 2019]], however, Chris responded to someone pointing this out to him. Chris said he knows this, but doesn't care, and still tags people. Currently, when Chris tweets something that he wants as many people as possible to see, he will ask readers to screencap his tweets and share them. He opened Direct Messaging on the 24th and removed the protection the next day.<br />
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==Alt accounts==<br />
Since the discovery of the @NightStar2891 account, watchers have found a number of other accounts that appear to belong to Chris, such as the now-suspended @EquestriaHeart, characterized by their clearly unrealistic degree of ''Sonichu'' fandom, white knighting of Chris, and similar interests and behavior. However, it has become clear that they in fact belong to [[weens]] ''pretending'' to be Chris's sockpuppets.<br />
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A related form of weenery involves impersonating Chris. While a few accounts such as [https://twitter.com/RealCWCSonichu @RealCWCSonichu] make some attempt to be convincing imposters, most, such as [https://twitter.com/liquidchu420 @liquidchu420] and [https://twitter.com/cw_true @cw_true], are clearly (unfunny) jokes and not intended to fool spectators. Chris, however, believes that these imposter accounts are responsible for his bad reputation that led to other users blocking him.<br />
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===NightStar2891===<br />
{{main|Night Star#Twitter sockpuppet}}<br />
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In August 2017, during the [[Doopie]] Saga, trolls discovered that Chris was operating an alternate account (or "sockpuppet") on Twitter, with the main purpose of [[White knight|supporting his main account]] in arguments with [[Ween|weens]], posing as a [[True and Loyal Fanbase|TRUE and HONEST fan]] of Chris and his work. The account, [[Night Star#Twitter sockpuppet|@NightStar2891]], assumed the persona of Chris's [[My Little Pony]] fan character, "(Miss) Night Star".<br />
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Chris initially denied (on both accounts) any connection to "Night Star". However, as with his [[JenkinsJinkies]] account on [[Trollin Train]], even a [[slow-in-the-mind]] would be able to recognize Chris from the use of his [[Chris and English|distinctive writing style]], constant praise and defense of himself, location in [[Chris's homes|Virginia]], frequent assertions that he is [[Tomgirl|transgender]], following and retweeting of people he likes (such as Doopie and Tara Strong), borrowing of his original characters, and password-recovery [[emails]] matching Chris's known accounts. Of course, Chris [[Disguises|believes he is a master of disguise]] and believed he had successfully masked his identity under the secondary account.<br />
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Later in August, Chris came clean and admitted he was behind NightStar8291, though he continues to use the account occasionally, particularly to try and contact people such as Doopie, Tabitha St. Germain, and [[LadyOfTheCosmo]] who have blocked Chris's main account.<br />
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===TwiSparLicious===<br />
{{main|TwiSparLicious}}<br />
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===MagiChan111448===<br />
{{see also|MagiChan111448 tweets}}<br />
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[[File:MagiChan111448 recovery email.png|thumb|The recovery email on file matches IAMMRC@aol.com, [[Bob]]'s old email<ref>[[Chris emails 2004-2006]]</ref>, proving it to be Chris.]]<br />
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On January 2019, another Twitter sock was discovered by trolls under the alias of [[Magi-Chan]], @MagiChan111448. It was confirmed to be created to continue following members of the brony community who have blocked Chris's main account, though Chris claims it was made for his [[Chris and reality|fictional]] friend and [[Polyamorous marriage|spouse]]:<br />
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{{quotebox|I personally helped make the account for him, and he stood with me and included his likes and wants for the page. He shall be personally making his tweets and commentary from there.<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1088975955543117824</ref>}}<br />
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The number 111448 is a reference to Magi-Chan's retconned birthdate (Nov. 14, 1948, which had been put in Chris's head by the [[Idea Guys]] the year before).<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1088982770595057664</ref><br />
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==Leaks==<br />
Throughout 2018, Chris-Chan's [[Twitter]] account was hacked several times by an unknown individual who claimed to be associated with the Idea Guys. The reason why this is up for debate is because it seems more likely that they were being posted by [[Teen Troon Squad|Lukas of the Teen Troon Squad]], using the Idea Guys as a red herring. It's unknown how Boyd or Wise would have gained access to the account, as these leaks occurred long after they were taken out of power. The leak also included footage that was later leaked in full by Lukas onto [[/cow/]], making their involvement all the more likely.<br />
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===November 2018===<br />
[[File:Screenshot-twitter.com-2018.11.18-16-23-55.png|thumb|200px|The [[November 2018]] [[All Star]] leak. Note that Stephen Boyd is said to live in Kentucky, the "Bluegrass" State.]]<br />
{{see also|All Star}}<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = For Shrek's Eyes Only<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|LZMB6TaxGZU}}<br />
| stardate = 21 [[April 2018]]<br />
| subject = {{Music|text}} {{Sex|text}}<br />
| style = {{Tragedy|text}}, {{Crazy|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Idea Guy|text}}<br />
| shirt = <br />
| other = {{Leaked|text}}<br />
| previous = [[All Star#Singing All Star Part 1|All Star Part 1]]<br />
| next = [[I’m Sorry for Ruining so many Fandoms]]<br />
}}<br />
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The first leak, from 11 [[November 2018]], was a clip from his now infamous second rendition of [[All Star]] video in which he sings while [[mass debating]]. The tweet read: "This is how chris pays tribute to his lovers - The guy in the 'bluegras state'". This is an obvious allusion to the Idea Guys, as Boyd is said to live in the "Bluegrass" state Kentucky. The full video wouldn't be released, however, until 30 [[December 2018]].<br />
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===December 2018===<br />
====Day 1====<br />
[[File:Suspiciouswhitestains.png|thumb|200px|Suspicious white stains can be seen covering Chris' bedside table.]]<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Tour of Chris's House III<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|T_z9dSypQi4}}<br />
| stardate = [[March 2018]] / Leaked 11 [[December 2018]]<br />
| subject = [[14 Branchland Court]]<br />
| style = <br />
| saga = {{Idea Guy|text}}<br />
| shirt = Not visible<br />
| other = {{Leaked|text}}<br />
| previous = [[December_2018_videos#Supportive_message_for_Gracie|Supportive Message for Gracie]]<br />
| next = [[December_2018_videos#Barb_confirms_she_isn.27t_dead|Barb confirms she isn't dead]]<br />
}}<br />
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The second leak, which occurred in [[December 2018|December]], took place over the span of two days. The first was a single tweet on 11 December 2018 at 1:27 P.M., releasing [[Tour of Chris's House III]]. It was posted with a troll-written description asking for $500, before being quickly deleted. [[Kiwi Farms]] quickly noted that based off a calendar seen in the video, it had been filmed in [[March 2018]]; when the [[Idea Guys]] were still in control.<br />
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{{quoteboxred|Here is a SAMPLE of our House Tour 2018!<br />
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If I can receive donations in EXCESS of $500 I will post the ENTIRE VIDEO!<br />
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Please think of my [[Barbara Chandler|Feeble Mother]] and I this Holiday Season.<ref>http://archive.li/x9iHp</ref>}}<br />
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====Day 2====<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Chris slaps himself<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|6hpYnKB2hn0}}<br />
| stardate = Unknown<br />
| saga = {{Idea Guy|text}}<br />
| Other = {{Leaked|text}}<br />
| }}<br />
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The second half occurred on 12 December, this time in the form of a three-part tweet chain. Two of the videos in the thread had already been released: one from [[The Bad Beginning|the Bad Beginning of Chris apologizing to Gwen]], and another of [[April_2018_Paid_Video_Requests#A_few_seconds_of_Barb_dancing|Barbara stiffly dancing for the camera]]. The only unseen video from this chain was a clip of [[Chris slaps himself|Chris slapping himself to tears]], as described by [[Idea Guys#Extortion|Null in July]]. Regardless of who actually leaked it, Chris himself believed this to be the work of Boyd and Wise, subsequently calling them out by name in a tweet afterwards.<br />
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<center><gallery><br />
File:DecemberLeaks2018.jpg|The [[December 2018]] leaks.<br />
File:ReactiontoNovember2018Hack.png|Chris' reaction to the [[December 2018]] leak, directly accusing the Idea Guys.<br />
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== Gallery ==<br />
<center><br />
<gallery><br />
File:Chris Twitter Profile Banner.jpg|Chris's profile banner as of 2020.<br />
File:Twitter20June201301.png|CUTE!<br />
File:Twitter20June201302.png|(My life would be complete if) I had a girlfriend.<br />
File:Twitter20June201301High.jpg<br />
Image:Twitter20June201302High.jpg<br />
File:ColeVSChrisTwitter.png|Chris complains to [[Cole Smithey]].<br />
File:ChrisTwitterProfileFeb2019.jpg|Chris's last profile pic for his CWCSonichu account.<br />
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== Fanart as seen on twitter ==<br />
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== External links ==<br />
* [http://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu Chris's Official and Originial Microblog]<br />
* [http://twitter.com/CWCSonichu Chris's Older Twitter account]<br />
* [http://twitter.com/#search?q=-RT%20sonichu Live feed]<br />
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==References==<br />
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{{Social media}}<br />
{{The Internet}}<br />
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[[Category:Chris's websites]]<br />
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<div>Hey, I'm Gun Luigi. I'm just some 13 year old that happened to find out about Chris and his Shenanigans. I mostly edit things that are new from Chris, although I'm new at editing.<br />
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<div>:''This article is about Chris himself... it is his article and nothing less! For the "Sonichu" character, see [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)]]. For other uses, see [[Christian Weston Chandler (disambiguation)]].<br>''<br />
:''"Christian" redirects here. For our hero's view on Christianity, see [[Chris and religion]].''<br />
{{Protip| '''It is advised that you do not contact Chris in any way'''. Due to things such as the [[Watchmen]], who monitors potential [[Enablers]] and [[Weens]], it is a very bad idea.}}<br />
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{{quote|I am the [[Slow-in-the-minds|high-functioning]] [[autism|autistic]] person who was heavily [[stress|emotionally damaged]], [[Chris and art|artistic]] [[Things Chris has ripped off|inspiration]] lost with [[Chris and his Ego#Paranoia|paranoia]], [[BlueSpike|deception]], [[Jack Thaddeus|blackmail]] and [[Death threats|plain hurtful words]] from those bottom-feeding [[Trolls]]. I am the hand-drawing original [[Chris and copyright|creator]] of [[sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]] and the city of [[CWCville|Cwcville]], [[Virginia]], [[United States of America|USA]].|[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|KookyDashy]], aka Chris<ref><br />
[http://web.archive.org/web/20110804190802/http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=57&start=10 Re: We've been found AND mocked horribly! :(] - The Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia post where Chris reveals himself (archive from 4 Aug 2011)</ref>}}<br />
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| title = Chris&nbsp;Chandler<br />
| image = [[File:CWCspread cropped.jpg|250px|center]] [[File:Cwc bronycon 2017 1.jpg|250px|center]]<br />
|header1 = Information<br />
|label1 = Name<br />
|data1 = Christopher Weston Chandler (1982–[[Christopher's name change|1992]])<br>Christian Weston Chandler ([[Christopher's name change|1992]]–2016)<br>Christine Weston Chandler (2016–2018) <br> Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu (2018–2020 and 2021-present, not a legal name change) <br> [[Spirit possession|Sonichu]] (2020–2021, not a legal name change) <br />
|label2 = Also known as<br />
|data2 = Chris-Chan<br>CWC<br>[[Spanish|Ricardo]]<br>[[Hotel Ricky Ricardo|RWC]]<br>[[Sonichu (character)|Father]]<br>[[Sonichu (character)|Pop]]<br> [[Rosechu (character)|Papa]]<br>[[Ian Brandon Anderson]]<br>[[Liquid Chris|Solid Chris]]<br>[[JenkinsJinkies|Junior Jenkins]]<br>[[Carlos Chantor]]<br>[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|KookyDashy]]<br>[[Jackie E-mails 24|Kaka Apple Chrissy]]<br>[[CWCki Forums|paintingatree]]<br>[[Women Only Need Apply - No STD's|Stephanie Bustcakes]]<br>[[Night Star]]<br>[[CPU Blue Heart]]<br>[[CWC Psychlight]]<br>[[Kiwi Farms|LegendaryChristorian]]<br>[[CWCki Forums|OPL (Our Pet Lolcow)]]<br>[[Internet Dream Lounge|Natalie Portman]]<br>[[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children| Grandma Christine]]<br>[[Sonichu (character)|Mother]]<br>[[Sonichu (character)|Mama]]<br />
|label3 = Date of Birth<br />
|data3 = [[Birthday|24 February 1982]] (age {{Age|1982|2|24}})<br />
|label5 = Gender<br />
|data5 = Male (1982–2011)<br>[[Tomgirl]] (2011–2014)<br>[[Transgender|Transwoman]] (2015–present)<br />
|label6 = Nationality<br />
|data6 = [[United States|American]]<br />
|label7 = [[Chris and race|Race]]<br />
|data7 = White (1/8<sup>th</sup> "[[Cherokian]]")<br />
|label8 = Height<br />
|data8 = 5'11" (1.80 m)<ref>[[https://web.archive.org/web/20201210112838/https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1084128581360513025]]</ref><br />
|label9 = Weight<br />
|data9 = [[WeighIn|209 lbs. (94.8 kg)]]<ref>[[https://web.archive.org/web/20201210112838/https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1084128581360513025]]</ref><br />
|label11 = Father<br />
|data11 = [[Bob Chandler|Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.]] (1927–2011)<br />
|label12 = Mother<br />
|data12 = [[Barbara Chandler]] (1941–present)<br />
|label13 = Siblings<br />
|data13 = [[Cole Smithey]] (half-brother)<br>[[David Alan Chandler]] (half-brother)<br>[[Carol Chandler]] (half-sister)<br />
|label14 = Education<br />
|data14 = [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] ([[CADD]])<br />
|label15 = Occupations<br />
|data15 = Freelance comic book artist ([[Lulu|self-published]])<br>Video game designer (unpublished)<br>[[Wendy's]] employee ([[2001]]) <br>[[Cutco]] salesman ([[2003]])<br>[[Carlos Chantor|Male escort]] ([[2010]], unpaid)<br>Entrepreneur, [[Chris and business|Cwcville Shopping]] ([[2014]]–[[2016]])<br>[[Stephanie Bustcakes|Prostitute]] ([[2016]], unpaid)<br />
|label16 = Spouse(s)<br />
|data16 = [[Cryzel Rosechu]], [[Magi-Chan Sonichu]] (m. March 2018) <br> [[Sylvana]] Rosechu and [[Mewtwo]] (m. June 2018)<ref>[[:File:Miss Cherry asks Chris about his marriages.png]]</ref><br />
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|data17 = Sonichu Creator<br>Chronicler of Sonichu & Rosechu<br>[[Hyperdimension Neptunia|CPU Goddess]] of the Nations of [[Cwcville]], Comma, and the [[Commodore 64|Commodore Consoles]]<ref>https://archive.fo/v5aVW</ref><br>The Queen of Modern Laughter<ref>[[Internet_Dream_Lounge#Outro_.281:12:27-1:16:25.29]]</ref><br><br />
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<s>'''Christopher'''</s> <s>'''Christian'''</s> '''Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu''' (born 24 February [[1982]]) is a {{Age|1982|2|24}}-year-old [[Autism|autistic]], [[Chris and mental healthcare|mentally ill]]<ref>Confirmed by placement in the [[Therapeutic Docket]]</ref> individual, a former [[virgin with rage]], and a self-proclaimed [[CPU Blue Heart|deity]]. He is commonly referred to by his nickname '''Chris-Chan''', by his initials '''CWC''', or simply the gender-neutral '''Chris'''. He looks kind of like a cartoon version of {{w|Benjamin Franklin}} come to life, and is considered to be one of the most well-known and well-documented lolcows in internet culture.<br />
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Some would consider Chris to be a celebrity, but he hasn't sold a multiplatinum [[Chris and music|album]], nor has he been awarded with an [[Chris and cinematography|Oscar]]. Instead, he is the [[Things Chris has ripped off|creator]] of the infamous webcomic ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'', which ostensibly tells the story of an [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and his [[sweetheart]] [[Rosechu]] and their adventures with the [[Chaotic Combo]]. In practice, the webcomic really serves as wish fulfillment for Chris himself, allowing him to express his dissatisfaction with how [[Mary Lee Walsh|the faculty at school and college]] didn't acknowledge [[Honor roll|what he saw as an exemplary academic performance]] [[Count Graduon|when he graduated]], along with his frustration over [[Love Quest|being unable to find a romantic partner]]; as such, the book serves as a fantasy in which he can redirect his [[Chris and anger|anger]] toward [[Jerkop|the people who]] [[Manajerks|would impede him]] on his journey, casting them as villains and himself as [[List of unheroic protagonist actions|a true Campbellian hero]]. After completing high school and college, Chris has remained largely unemployed for most of his adult life, making a living off of [[Monthly tugboat|welfare]] and [[Patreon|occasional donations]] from his webcomic's [[True and Loyal Fanbase]].<br />
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In late [[2007]], he became [[Chris and the Internet|Internet]]-famous when images of him at [[The GAMe PLACe|a tabletop gaming store]] leaked out to the {{w|Something Awful}} message boards. Upon discovery, Chris was mocked for his [[Chris and fashion|odd fashion sense]] and [[Obesity|oafish appearance]], and images of Chris at the store soon spread to places like [[4-cent_garbage.com|4chan]] and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], and in the process, many [[trolls]] became exposed to his webcomic for the first time, propelling Chris to stardom. Initial fascination was spurred on by his [[Chris and art|childlike artwork]], his signature homemade [[Medallions|Sonichu medallion]] that he wore in public, and his history of loitering in [[Attraction Locations|public places]] while literally holding up a [[Attraction Sign|sign]] asking women to talk to him. [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|His reaction to the ensuing mockery]] led to a cycle of [[Honest Content|Chris revealing more disturbing facts about himself]] and trolls going to greater and greater lengths to uncover more knowledge about this strange individual. Thus, Chris's life began to spiral out of control with the advent of organized trolling, [[Chris and...|armchair psychological analysis]] from bewildered onlookers, and some truly bizarre antics from Chandler that continue to this day, influencing the development of the webcomic on the rare occasions that he actually updates it.<br />
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Chris's most notable period of activity on the internet occurred between 2007 and 2010 – a period now dubbed the "Classic Era" by modern Christorians – in which he was repeatedly baited by trolls pretending to be [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|romantic interests]] and he lashed out against arch-enemy [[Clyde Cash]], the leader of the most notable group of trolls in his life: [[Trolls#The Miscreants|The Miscreants]]. In this time, [[Julie Reveals Herself|he was duped by]] [[BlueSpike|a sadistic 13-year-old]] [[List of things Chris has shoved up his ass|into stuffing his medallion up his ass]], [[Liquid Chris|had his identity stolen by a far more talented individual]], [[Asperchu|and had ''Sonichu'' mercilessly spoofed by a webcomic team that specifically designed a story that would piss him off]], among other misadventures. However, he eventually decided to sign off from the internet at the end of this period, seemingly wising up to his dang dirty trolls...but when he inevitably returned to the limelight a few months later in 2011, he was not the same. [[Tomgirl Pictures|Chris began to experiment with crossdressing, calling himself a "Tomgirl"]], before eventually coming out as [[transgender]] in 2015 and beginning the process of transitioning.<br />
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Aside from Chris's newfound shift in gender identity, the death of his father, [[Destruction Of Chris's House|accidentally setting his house on fire]], and [[26 December 2014|an incident where he maced an employee at a GameStop store]] [[Sonic Boom Protests|over the color of Sonic's arms]], Chris's internet life stayed relatively normal (by his standards) until two new sets of trolls – known as the [[Idea Guys]] and the [[Teen Troon Squad]] – [[List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris|brainwashed]] him with increasingly-insane beliefs (such as the idea that he is [[Sonichu (species)|half-Sonichu]]), culminating in [[Chris and reality|Chris's revelation]] that he is [[CPU Blue Heart|a goddess]] meant to bring about [[Dimensional Merge|a convergence of dimensions]] that will merge [[Dimensions#C-197|the world shown in his webcomic]] with our world, effectively starting a doomsday cult around what started as a silly, self-indulgent ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'' and ''[[Pokémon]]'' crossover. Since then, Chris has used [[Messiah complex|this delusion]] as an elaborate [[Chris and coping|coping]] mechanism while he continues to avoid looking for employment or other ways to better himself.<br />
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In spite of the trolls in question being driven out by the effort of [[Guard Dogs|groups of]] [[Watchmen|counter-trolls]] trying to keep Chris from going further down a self-destructive path, or at least to keep him from embarrassing himself any further, Chris continues to cling to these unhealthy and downright absurd beliefs. All the while, Chris's [[Chris and health|physical]] and [[Chris and mental healthcare|mental health]] are withering away, and [[Financhu Crisis|money is becoming a serious issue for the Chandler household]], and Chris's mother isn't long for this world, all of which has led Chris to retreat even further into his fantasies. It's gotten to the point where [[Spirit possession|he now pretends to be possessed by various fictional characters]] on a regular basis, with one period of possession by the character of Sonichu – which lasted for nearly an entire year – occurring as a way for Chris to cope with the fact that he wasn't able to attend [[BABSCon|two iterations of a ''My Little Pony'' convention]] that had been cancelled during the [[COVID-19]] pandemic.<br />
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There has never been an internet personality quite like Chris-Chan, thanks to the unique circumstances leading to his prominence online, and there may never be another quite like him. It is the dedicated mission of [[CWCki|this very wiki]] to chronicle his life in ridiculous detail. If you want to go down the seemingly-bottomless rabbit hole with us, then you should probably start by reading this page. Buckle up, because this is going to be a long ride.<br />
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==Overview==<br />
{{protip|While Chris now identifies as a woman, the CWCki continues to refer to Christian only by his [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|true, original gender]] and [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|GodBear-given name]], to keep consistent to [[Sagas#Classic Chris Era|classical]] records when he referred to himself as a man.}}<br />
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[[Image:Chris-Straw.jpg|thumb|left|[[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail|An infamous image Chris drew of himself enjoying a soda in 2 ways.]]]]<br />
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Chris is a timid, autistic, self-identified transwoman with delusional tendencies who has been allowed – by his parents, [[Barbara Chandler]] and the deceased [[Bob Chandler]] – to eternally live like a child, amassing [[toys]] and [[video games]] into a single [[room]] in his parents' [[14 Branchland Court|house]]. Even as Chris nears his forties, he remains so comfortable in his protected existence that he refuses to conform to the norms of society, despite his need for independence becoming direr as his mother's health fails. Chris regularly demonstrates having trouble with acceptable [[Love Quest|public]] [[Chris and the Law#2013|behavior]], recognizing when he needs to [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|use the washroom]], and using his time to [[Sonic Boom Protests|contribute]] [[Dimensional Merge|to]] [[Twitter|society]] in any meaningful way. Although the public school system forced him to face [[reality]], graduation has allowed Chris to stay indoors and avoid taking part in typical civilian activities, opting instead to stick to the comfort of living at home and subsisting off of taxpayer dollars. Due to this avoidance of the outside world, Chris hasn't held a steady [[Chris's resume|job]] [[Wendy's|since 2001]] (commissions and multi-level marketing aside), and he hasn't been employed for more than a few months in his whole life. It is likely Chris will never get a job again thanks to Patreon, the tugboat, the <s>begging</s> generous donations, and the fact he has flat out said his autism prevents him from getting a job (in spite of there being many social services available to help people with disabilities find work). Chris has had shockingly few meaningful relationships with people in a social setting outside of his parents, although he does manage to make friends with people who share his interests in nerd and LGBT culture<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20201210113452/https://kiwifarms.net/threads/what-will-happen-when-barb-dies.10000/page-96#post-1853572</ref>.<br />
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[[File:Chris BronyCon18 with Sonichu.jpg|thumb|left|233px|Chris in [[July 2018]], posing with a fan cosplaying as Sonichu at [[BronyCon]].]]<br />
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Chris is completely obsessed with his OC and the associated comic, to the point that he has hand-crafted several [[medallions]] in Sonichu's shape. Between February [[2004]] and [[March 2010]], Chris was rarely seen or photographed without one of these totems, even wearing them in his [[:Image:License.jpg|driver's license photo]] and to his [[college]] graduation; the medallion disappeared for a time, but returned in [[September 2010]]. At the same time, he is absolutely convinced that everyone wants to learn about Sonichu, and that the only reason [[Nintendo]], Sega, and [[Sony]] haven't approached him about making ''Sonichu'' games is that they're either tough negotiators, or that his chances are being ruined by trolls working for them. For awhile, Chris had been upkeeping an eBay shop where he would make and sell these medallions, including Sonichu, Rosechu, Blake, and even custom character options. These were sold for $30 apiece. After the eBay shop became a mild success he moved to Etsy, however, his laziness got the best of him and he lost the shop after nine months in business, due to failing to fulfill orders.<br />
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Chris used to absolutely hate [[homos|gay men]], and communicated this with such intensity that observers were easily convinced he was simply terrified of becoming gay himself. He cannot bear to look at another man's [[pickle|penis]], and he stared at [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|a ''Sailor Moon'' poster]] to keep himself straight.<ref>[[Chris Destroys His Vibrator]]</ref> Chris' words do not always align with his actions; throughout his early Internet history, he appeared to be deeply insecure about his gender and sexuality. Even prior to his gender transition, he has [[recycling|swallowed his own semen]], [[Sports bra photo series|worn a bra]], and only reined in his [[Tomgirl Pictures|tendency to proudly cross-dress]] because his elderly mother intensely disapproved. While these actions do not indicate homosexuality outright, they do question the validity of Chris's own judgments on his sexual orientation. Surprisingly, however, his homophobia seemed to have little basis in his religious beliefs, as he had not noticed Leviticus 18:22, which condemns homosexuality, until he saw it on a 2009 episode of ''[[Family Guy]]''.<ref>[[CWC with Bible - Leviticus]]</ref> However, his homophobia didn't extend to lesbians, whom he "partially [en]courages" and is even aroused by. Over time, Chris dropped his homophobic tendencies, [[Apology for past homophobic comments and homophobia.|apologized in 2015]] and supports what he calls the [[SLGBTQ]] spectrum. In [[2018]], the [[Idea Guys]] [[brainwashed]] Chris into identifying as bisexual.<br />
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His adult life has been largely defined by his goals of developing ''Sonichu'' into a hit media franchise, his [[Love Quest]] to obtain a "[[boyfriend-free girl|boyfriend-free]], 18-[''his current age'']-year old, caring, [[tobacky|smoke-free]], non-[[alcohol]]ic [[Chris and race|white]] girl" to make into a "[[sweetheart from the ground-up]]," and, beginning from 2011, his gender identity as a [[tomgirl]] and later a lesbian transwoman.<br />
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==Aliases==<br />
[[Image:093-CWCtoon.jpg|thumb|right|100px|[[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Christian's hand-drawn representation of himself.]]]]<br />
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Christian Weston Chandler has a wide array of names he has given himself. He was born Christopher Weston Chandler, but [[Christopher's name change|changed]] to "Christian" at the behest of the "[[Leonard Bearstein|mall conductor bear]]" that misheard his name, which he interpreted as a sign from God. In either case, he answers to "Chris" and "Chris-Chan". [[Autism|Unusually]], Chris would often refer to himself by his full name, or if he's feeling especially formal, "Christopher Christian Weston Chandler". He is [[Chris and his ego|unusually proud]] of his initials "CWC", and often incorporates them into his creations and various puns on the word "quick". Examples include [[CWCville]], [[A CWC Audition]] and [[CWC Dare]].<br />
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Shortly after declaring himself a [[transgender]] lesbian, Chris started introducing himself as "Christine". In May 2016, he successfully filed for another name change to "Christine Weston Chandler".<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20201210114511/https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-filed-for-a-legal-name-change-update-the-judgement-is-in.20763/</ref> He then followed up by filing to alter the description for sex on his driver's license to female.<ref>[[:File:Christine license.jpg]]</ref> He now signs his name with "heart i's". Legal documents refer to him as Christine Chandler,<ref>[[:File:Trespass case 2018.png]]</ref> except for civil cases, in which he hadn't updated his name change information with plaintiffs.<ref>[[:Image:Court Record - 2019 Midland Funding Debt Case, Garnishment (Chris, GV18000451-01).png]]</ref> [[CWCki|This wiki]], however, refers to him as Chris for consistency.<br />
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Chris's nickname in his high school [[Spanish]] classes was "Ricardo", and long after then he would still translate his own name to "Ricardo Weston Chandler" when writing or speaking in Spanish, likely due to his ignorance of the fact that you generally don't replace your own name with something completely different when speaking in another language. At times he would go so far as to announce himself as "Christopher Christian 'Ricardo' Weston Chandler", or variants thereof, to identify himself precisely. In recent times, Chris has forgone stating his middle name, former names, and Spanish nickname in videos; now he usually leads with just "Christine Chandler". (Chris has never come up with a feminine counterpart to his "Ricardo" nickname, or any other Spanish-sounding replacement.)<br />
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Occasionally, Chris would use the names of his characters to refer to himself, most notably his evil twin, [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]], and of course, Sonichu. In his comics, Chris has the ability to transform into an [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]], named [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]]. As Chris grew even more unhinged in 2017 and fell under the [[Idea Guys]]'s sway in 2018, he would conflate himself even further with his fantastic inventions to the point where he unofficially added "Sonichu" to the end of his name (although this is not recognized as a legal name change, unlike "Christian" or "Christine" in previous years), to account for his later belief that he is actually half-Sonichu in real life following several rounds of brainwashing. Other modern names for himself include [[CPU Blue Heart]] and [[Night Star]], his self-inserts for the ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]'' and ''[[My Little Pony]]'' franchises respectively. In contexts when he wants to be especially grandiose, he might append his various fictional alter egos to his name, much as he would list his former names in the past.<br />
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Only a few names commonly used to refer to Chris are not invented by Chris himself. One of the most notable ones is "Chrissy", popularized by [[Arjen Van Dierten]] oddly enough, trying to mockingly feminize Chris's name name seemed to predict his eventual interest in crossdressing and later interest in becoming transgender. [[Ian Brandon Anderson]], which was derived from Chris's IBAChandler [[YouTube]] account, was popularized by [[Liquid Chris]], [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|much to Chris's angst]]. Less notably, there is also "Solid Chris", used by some to differentiate him from Liquid in the tradition of a [[Metal Gear Solid|certain video game series]]. Certain A-Loggers have been known to refer to Chris as "Satan's Agent on Earth". Users of [[Kiwi Farms]] have coined the term "Classic Chris" to refer to Chris before the [[Tomgirl Saga]] and/or the [[Destruction of Chris's house|house fire]], with "Modern Chris" being used to describe his later antics.<br />
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== Early life ==<br />
Christopher Weston Chandler was born on 24 February 1982 at {{w|Martha Jefferson Hospital}} in [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]], [[Virginia]].<ref name="WikiProfile">[[Chris's Wikipedia profile]]</ref> His parents, [[Borb|Robert and Barbara]], worked as a engineer at Western Electric and a office worker at Virginia Power, respectively. Although little is known about Chris's toddler years, the [[Autism papers]] revealed that he was delayed in his language ability, which became his first sign of [[autism]].<br />
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===Childhood and adolescence===<br />
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[[Image:0147-CWCsMilkcapsAcrossTime.jpg|240px|thumb|The evolution (or decay, depending upon how you see things) of Chris-chan... in a {{w|Pogs|pog}} form (yes, those are homemade pogs). Top: Chris '94, '95, '96. Bottom: '97, '98', '99.]]<br />
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Chris claims his first word, "monkey", was spoken at 6 weeks old,<ref name="Wikipedia early">[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992]]</ref> and he remains proud of this feat into his thirties regardless of how obviously unlikely and physically impossible it is to be true – the language centers in the human brain literally cannot grasp English at 6 weeks, disregarding infantile vocal chords.<br />
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An [[abusive babysitter]], who was alone with Christopher every day for years,<ref>[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-3.PNG|6 March 2007 email from Cole to Chris, page 3]]</ref> allegedly locked him in a toy room at an early age after turning all the lights off, an event he described as being intensely traumatic for him.<ref name="Wikipedia early" /> (Chris apparently misses the irony in the fact that he now regularly locks himself in a room, surrounded by toys.) He once identified this confinement as the source of his autism (which is wishful thinking on Chris's part, considering that autism is a genetic condition that isn't activated by external events). Between the ages of 1 and 7, Chris did not speak at all, and had to visit [[James Madison University]] for speech therapy. He was diagnosed with high-functioning autism, with the doctor projecting (at least according to Chris) that he would never make it to high school, much less be able to write his own name.<ref>[[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)]]</ref> However, Chris was able to meet these cognitive milestones in time.<br />
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During the [[1980s]], Christopher was playmates with [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]]. One day, she convinced him that Casper the Friendly Ghost lived in the crawlspace under her house, and when he crawled in there to look, she locked him in,<ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#Memories of childhood|Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares, page 4]]</ref> beginning Chris's lifelong career of getting trolled. Apparently, he doesn't hold any hard feelings over it (possibly just because she's a girl – if a guy did that to him, Chris would vow vengeance). In [[1992]], noted ursine conductor Leonard Bearstein misheard Christopher's first name and called him "Christian", which inexplicably convinced Christopher to later have his name legally changed.<br />
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Chris spent the [[1990s|1990-1991]] school year in the fourth grade at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]], until his parents pulled him out of classes over a mysterious dispute. Chris claims that he was forcefully restrained by the school's faculty<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]]</ref> and that he was made to sit on the lap of the [[Bruce Johnson|principal]], an experience that supposedly inspired his homophobia. It's possible that Chris's opinions about these events are colored more by his parents' attitudes than his own memories. The issue went to court, with Greene County seeking to have Chris sent to a "special school", which Bob and Barbara likely interpreted to mean a nut-house. Chris was home-schooled through the 5th grade during these proceedings. When his family exhausted all legal recourse, Chris and his father relocated to [[Richmond]] so that Chris could continue his education in a different school system, starting with the sixth grade in fall 1992.<ref name="Wikipedia early" /><br />
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At age 11, Chris entered and won the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]]. On his 12th birthday, he enjoyed a $1,000 shopping spree as his prize. WVIR-TV's coverage of the event focused on Chris's autism, regarding the contest win as a worthy accomplishment due to his mental condition. Chris put footage from this newscast on [[YouTube]] long before he was known to the general public, and it remains the most solid evidence that he is not an elaborate troll. This incident is often cited as the beginning of Chris's tendency to use his autism as leverage for special treatment, as well as his fascination with toys and video games at the expense of more mature pursuits. It has also led Chris to constantly enter contests in hopes of winning big (or else [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|becoming infuriated and belligerent to the winners]] when he loses).<br />
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[[Image:0240-ChristianCBBall97.jpg|120px|thumb|left|CWC the water boy. PRO TIP: Don't drink anything from one of Chris's [[fapcup|cups]].]]<br />
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Chris spent much of his time in [[Manchester High School|high school]] playing video games at home, reading ''[[Goosebumps]]'' novels, and hanging out with his "[[gal pal]]s" and "[[Joseph Herring|friend]]" at school. It was at this time that he first put his "creative talents" to use, with the inventions of [[Bionic the Hedgehog]] and Sonichu, the latter of which was created for a class project simply because he couldn't use [[Chris and copyright|copyrighted characters]].<ref>[[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], [https://web.archive.org/web/20161008083333/http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_7/Page_22]</ref> (The irony that Chris's own solution to that problem was to merge two copyrighted characters into a new character is somehow still lost on him, even to this day.) After inventing his ''magnum opus'' with the character of Sonichu, Chris began to incorporate his [[OCs|original character]] into everything that he could, although his passion for his character wouldn't truly surface until college.<br />
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Chris claims to have been on the [[honor roll]], and during this time acquired the true source of his powers, his [[Amnyfest Ring]]. Because the art award he wanted was given to someone else, Chris became despondent and stormed out crying during his [[Manchester High School#Graduation|high school graduation]]. He honestly thought he deserved the award more than anyone else because he worked on it "so hard" in spite of his autism, ignoring the likelihood that the artistic achievements of his peers were simply better. Another reason for his sorrow was his fear that he might soon have to grow up and start acting like an adult, a phase of his life that his parents had not properly prepared him for.<ref>[[:Image:0567-GraduationNote2.jpg|DVD, graduation note 2]]</ref> Evidently, this fear was unfounded.<br />
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Since leaving high school and the happiest years of his life, Chris has been unwilling and unable to progress in any other aspect of his life, and has unfortunately even regressed in several key areas as he gets older. He remains trapped in a childish, Year [[2000]] [[Time Void|time-stasis]], as he believes that whatever he was doing at the time was what helped him attract female companions. That his high school gal-pals have moved on and married real adult men with careers is of little consequence to him. [[Chris and nostalgia|Chris still pines for "better days"]] in spite of his current belief system hypothetically leaving him in a better place than he ever was in high school. As you might imagine, this is precisely because things didn't get much better for Chris after finishing school.<br />
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===Adult Chronicles===<br />
[[Image:0781-CWCspdbed.JPG|thumb|One of Chris's promotional images for his [[Love Quest]].]]<br />
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Chris's entry into [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] probably eased his inability to cope with life after high school. He took courses in [[CADD|Computer Aided Drafting and Design]] and began spending more time on ''Sonichu'', launching a [[Sonichu's News Dash|newsletter]] and circulating it on the PVCC campus. Over time, he began losing touch with his gal-pals from high school, and he presumably found the junior college crowd less willing to humor him and his personal idiosyncrasies. By his own admission, his social life at PVCC was lacking when compared to his high school years.<ref>[[Story of My Current Days#Story of My Current Days]]</ref><ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], page 10.</ref><br />
Chris says he decided he needed a [[sweetheart]] in February [[2003]]. Possibly driven by his discovery that his old friend [[Sarah Hammer]] had begun dating [[Wes Iseli]], Chris started his [[Love Quest]] in earnest that summer. However, he quickly found that every girl he talked to had a boyfriend (or so they claimed). Chris soon became neurotic about the "[[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]]" and began concocting and employing various bizarre methods to attract women without actually having to approach or speak to them.<br />
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Chris's most celebrated technique involved sitting in one place (or pacing back and forth) for hours, holding a sign that read "I am a (variable age)-Year Old, Single Male, seeking an 18-(Chris's age then)-Year Old, Single Female Companion." Amazingly, this strategy accomplished nothing beyond getting him into trouble with various [[jerkops|authority]] [[manajerks|figures]] who believed that he was loitering and/or soliciting sex, which was legally true. Chris was particularly affected by a series of confrontations with the [[PVCC]] dean [[Mary Lee Walsh]] over his attraction techniques, resulting in an ongoing, completely one-sided blood feud involving [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|magic curses]] and [[Mary Lee Walsh#Mary Lee Walsh in Sonichu|slander]]. After a series of confrontations featuring increasingly bizarre and threatening behavior on Chris's part, Walsh expelled him for one year in [[2004]]. He eventually returned, however, obtaining an associate's degree in May [[2006]]. <br />
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[[Image:156-CWCMegan1.jpg|thumb|left|He can smell fear.]]<br />
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After college and completing his education, Chris promptly dropped out of society, devoting his life to finding a boyfriend-free girl, drawing ''Sonichu'', [[mass debating]], and using his [[monthly tugboat|welfare money]] to buy video games and [[sex toys]]. He would not make any serious attempts to seek out a career from graduation onward, in spite of attaining a degree that could probably net him a decent-paying (and relatively undemanding) career that would likely grant him more opportunities than sitting at home playing video games ever could.<br />
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In [[2005]], Chris met [[Megan Schroeder]] at a [[The GAMe PLACe|local game and card shop]]. A social outcast like himself, Megan proved unusual in that she was willing to talk to Chris for more than 5 minutes. The two quickly became close friends, although Megan claimed to have recently endured a bad break-up and refused to entertain Chris's obvious romantic interest. Chris, seemingly basing his stance on studying women in porn and [[anime]], believed that the key to turning Megan's platonic feelings romantic was to make inappropriate advances toward her until she had to tell him to stop touching her (a habit that got so bad that [[Megan emails, 2005-2006#Megan sends Chris some more mixed signals|Megan later equated it to sexual harassment]]).<br />
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In the summer of [[2007]], Chris put it all on the line by entering the [[PaRappa the Rapper Contest|''PaRappa the Rapper'' Contest]] so that he could win prizes and a trip for two to Seattle, which formed the centerpiece of his plan to finally score with Megan. The contest ended in disaster for Chris, as he lost to the dreaded [[Adam Stackhouse]] and subsequently learned that Megan wouldn't have gone with him on the trip even if he had won.<br />
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It was during the Love Quest that Chris was inspired to launch ''Sonichu'', a comic book series featuring his Electric Hedgehog Pokémon. Ostensibly, the comic was intended to focus on the life and times of Chris's unbelievably original character, but by halfway through the first issue, the focus of the story had become Chris and his myriad of romantic misadventures. Little would Chris know, however, that his life was about to permanently change as a result writing and drawing of his magnum opus.<br />
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Chris's rare talent (and by talent we mean pathology) was discovered when someone posted an anonymous picture of Sonichu on [[4-cent garbage|4chan]]. It only took a quick Google search of Chris's name to discover the picture's author. He was also discovered on 26 October 2007 by the website SomethingAwful, when a user derailed an unrelated conversation and wrote their personal account of Chris. A thread on Chris and Sonichu was created the next day.<ref>http://web.archive.org/web/20071107074539/http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2667671&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1</ref> Chris's miserable existence spilled over onto [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] in November 2007. His life hasn't been the same since then, and shockingly enough, Chris himself shoulders some of the blame for why that is.<br />
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[[File:ChrisMomsPanties.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2008]].]]<br />
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Upon learning of the "Chris-Chan" article on ED, Chris released a single [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement|YouTube video]] attempting to diplomatically convince the site to remove the page. Failing in this, he then spent the next several months [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|vandalizing]] the article in the vain hope of overwhelming his enemies. This catastrophically backfired as Chris, in an attempt to prove himself as lurid as the [[trolls]], revealed a great deal of embarrassing information, most notably [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|a portrait of himself finger-banging Megan]] that ruined his most important relationship at the time, giving the trolls justification to continue their war against Chris in the process. By the spring of [[2008]], Chris would be banned from both [[The Game Place|his favorite hangout]] (temporarily, but he was banned permanently in August 2008) and [[Grace Baptist Church|his parents' church]] for reasons at least partially related to information brought to light by the ED article.<br />
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[[File:Ecp00066.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2009]].]]<br />
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In August 2008, Chris [[CWC's Second Message|declared]] [[Attention All Sonichu Fans (NOT HATERS)|war]] upon Encyclopedia Dramatica in a series of videos, threatening to withhold publication of the upcoming [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] unless his vast [[fan base]] rallied to force ED to remove the "Chris-Chan" article. When ED suffered outages unrelated to this crusade, Chris [[Kudos to the Encyclopedia DramaDestruction|took credit and declared victory]], guaranteeing that he would be under constant fire from trolls for years to come. This began an endless cycle in which Chris would produce [[videos]], comics, and harebrained schemes to attack the trolls, which would in turn encourage more and more trolls to provoke him for his hilarious responses.<br />
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[[File:Personalprofile.jpg|thumb|left|''[[OkCupid|Hello]], [[The Hook Cafe|ladies]][[Carlos Chantor|!]]'' Chris in [[2010]].]]<br />
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The cycle was briefly disrupted in the fall of 2008 when Chris sent his various [[medallions]] to his [[Blanca Weiss|fake Internet girlfriend]], who immediately destroyed them and broke up with him. This emotional heartbreak and the release of ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' reduced Chris's output of videos and other sources of [[Laughs Under Lucricities]]. At the same time, Encyclopedia Dramatica began cracking down on trolls using Chris's ED page as a forum for discussing him, and in general, opinion was divided as to whether it was funny or [[A-Logging|obnoxious and tiring]] to continue harassing him. The resulting schism led to the creation of numerous websites (such as [[CWCki|this one]] singularly devoted to documenting his life), which has only expanded the coverage of Chris's hijinks.<br />
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By late 2008, trolls controlled many aspects of Chris's life by posing as dedicated [[fans]], sweethearts, cartoonish enemies, and prospective business partners. Chris's ego and [[naïve]]te readily embraced this brave new world in which every woman wanted to fuck him, every man was either trying to help him sell ''Sonichu'' products or steal the franchise for their own nefarious goals, and that any and all trolls were a vocal minority on his way to fame and fortune. Trolls would begin denoting major events in Chris's life as "[[saga]]s" such as the [[Miyamoto]] Saga, the [[Julie]] Saga, the [[Ivy]] Saga, the Liquid Saga, and the ''[[Asperchu]]'' Saga. All the while, the editors and administrators working at Encyclopedia Dramatica and the CWCki maintained a constant record of these events, ensuring that Chris could not get away with his highly selective and revisionary treatment of his history.<br />
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Following his disastrous failure to woo [[The Wallflower|a real girl]] in March [[2010]], Chris began to realize what anyone else would have figured out a long time ago: that his internet presence and the toxic cycle of exposing something about himself, getting exploited or otherwise made fun of by trolls, and reacting poorly to said trolling was having a detrimental effect upon his mental health and social life, with every new video that he created exasperating the problem. This realization appears to have led him to reduce his online presence and to stop donning Sonichu medallions and [[clown shirt]]s. For a time, it looked like Chris was learning from his experiences and was making an effort to improve his own lot in life.<br />
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In [[November 2010]], around the same time another romantic saga involving [[Jackie|another sweetheart]] ended in failure, Chris announced he will no longer socialize online or publish videos of himself. Subsequently, all videos save for the last one were removed from his YouTube channel. Alas, the good times were not to last, as it was quickly discovered that his Internet activity had not completely ceased since he retired from YouTube. Instead of investing his time into more productive activities or improving on his social skills, Chris spent much more time playing video games and otherwise goofing off. In a predictable fashion, he ultimately forgot anything that he might have learned from his experiences of [[Kick the Autistic|being one of the internet's biggest punching bags]], and he subsequently returned to making new videos starting on [[August 2011]]... Albeit with a pretty big change in how he presented himself online.<br />
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==Transvestite Era==<br />
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[[File:TG20.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2011]], near the time of his father's death.]]<br />
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Perhaps the most dramatic change in Chris's life was his open and enthusiastic embrace of cross-dressing and femininity in general. In [[2011]], Chris was revealed to have become a full-blown transvestite (or "[[tomgirl]]", as he calls it) and fully embraced his new identity both at home and in public. Chris seems to have reconciled this behavior with his extreme homophobia and purported heterosexuality without any difficulty. Though treated as yet another saga at first, this behavior seems to be deeply entrenched and became more extreme in late 2014 and the years that followed (see below).<br />
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In [[September 2011]], Chris's father died of heart failure. Chris continues to live with his widowed mother, who along with the [[tugboat]] is his only source of income. Since his mother is in her 70s, it can be reasonably assumed that she has little time left on this earth, especially when her poor health is taken into account.<br />
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Since Bob's death, Chris has seldom interacted with trolls, and is seemingly no longer able to effortlessly bounce back from despair like he used to, and has instead lapsed into a deep depression, no doubt exacerbated by the later loss of his home to fire, and subsequent financial difficulties. In the aftermath of Bob's death, many trolls began to question whether Chris deserved or indeed, could cope with any further trolling, given that he was no longer the bellicose, [[Chris and fashion|striped-shirted]] egocentric that the world had come to know. If one thing is certain, it is that Chris's glory days of screaming into a camera like a madman and performing like a circus animal for trolls offering [[china]] are over.<br />
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[[File:Christran2.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2012]].]]<br />
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In [[October 2011]], Chris and Barb were [[28 October 2011|arrested]] at [[The GAMe PLACe]] and charged on several counts including trespassing, assault, and failure to stop at an accident causing over $1,000 in damage after an altercation with [[Michael Snyder]]. The trespassing and assault charges against Chris were dropped, but both still face felony trials for the failure to stop, and Barb for assaulting a police officer.<br />
[[File:Chris march2013.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2013]].]]<br />
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In [[April 2012]], Chris declared that he finally [[Mia Hamm|lost his virginity]]. This was later confirmed to be true... [[Other documents#Chris's wingman|at the hands of a prostitute]]. 2012 was otherwise uneventful, probably because Chris was in trouble with [[Chris and the Law|the law]].<br />
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[[2013]] saw Chris's life more or less confined to ranting on [[Facebook]] and [[Twitter]], as well as making himself a pariah to people in real life through his actions. He began blaming people to their face for his own shortcomings which resulted in him leaving his church, getting chewed out by a voice actress from [[My Little Pony|one of his favorite shows]], upsetting the few friends he has left with his homophobia and getting thrown out of a [[Walmart]] for committing blatant vandalism. He has also complained about the "stress" taking its toll on his health ([[Chris and health|this, at least, is evident]]) and pined incessantly about being "lonely". Even the "gal-pals" Chris so fondly talked about in his high school days would end up betraying him – he found out around Halloween 2013 that they had only tolerated him out of pity and, having discovered them, were just as revolted by his antics as much as the next sane person. Of course, the miseries Chris was lamenting at this time were almost entirely products of his own behavior coming back to haunt him, something he clearly did not realize.<br />
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The year 2013 also saw the rise of quite a few new white knights as well (including actual friends he met in real life) all of whom tried to offer constructive advice to Chris, although their advice was unwelcome information and thus totally ignored, as tradition dictates. This year of Chris's life seemed to have been most characterized by his flagrant disrespect of people, things and ideas around him, resulting in his exile and loneliness which he idiotically (but predictably) did not connect with his appalling behavior. <br />
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[[File:Chris 15 Aug 2014 changed profile pic.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2014]], his long, lank, thin [[hair]] receding in earnest.]]<br />
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At first, it seemed that [[2014]] would just be business as usual. That is, until [[January 2014|January]] 10th when, in a cataclysmic display of the idiocy we've come to expect from him, Chris thought it would be a good idea to brew coffee in the bathroom of his garbage-filled house with a frayed extension cord under the bathroom door, leading to him [[Destruction Of Chris's House|setting his own house on fire]]. While no human was seriously harmed, one of the remaining [[Chandler cats]] died in the fire. The resulting damages forced Chris and his mother to temporarily [[Rental House|move out and trash a different house]]. Almost all of the Chandler possessions were destroyed in the fire, including most of Chris's [[Megan Shrine|vast]] [[Lego|hoard]] [[Trading Cards|of]] [[DVD|stupid]] [[Kimmi|shit]]. On a sadder note, most if not all of Bob's possessions were presumably also destroyed, including his huge record collection.<br />
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Since then, Chris and his mother have been having [[Chris and money|acute]] [[Debt|financial]] [[Financhu Crisis|difficulties]], and Chris has spent most of the year alternating between begging and taking the odd commission to make more of his horrendous "art" on Facebook, or in a new display of [[Chris and his Ego|narcissism]], selling autographed photos of himself on eBay (you can guess who most of his patrons are). Nonetheless, this hasn't stopped Chris from blowing literally thousands of dollars on [[Lego|children's toys]]. Naturally, his "art" and photographs are only really of any value to trolls, and thankfully few people have been foolish enough to give him hand-outs. Which is for the best, given that he may finally be forced to face a situation his mother can't [[Hooker incident|bail him]] [[Chris and money|out of]], and maybe, just maybe, learn something from it. [[Chris and reality|Or not]].<br />
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[[File:OmegaconB.jpg|thumb|right|Chris in [[2015]].]]<br />
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[[Chris and reality|Chris began identifying as a lesbian]] in [[August 2014]], and denied that there is no such thing as a male lesbian (citing Yahoo! Answers as proof). While he seemed to soften his stance on gay men (''very'' reluctantly), he also indicated that he hated his own duck, in addition to his pre-existing hatred of pickles in general. Chris also took up swanning around attending LGBTQ events around Charlottesville, including attending a Halloween party at a gay bar dressed as a lesbian from the 70s. At such events, he obviously mingles with people infinitely more accepting and kind than himself. This necessarily will result either in Chris becoming a better person or in Chris being banned and ostracized from these gatherings. If history suggests a single thing, it is that the latter scenario will occur.<br />
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In July, Chris claimed to have a girlfriend by the name of [[Catherine]]. Needless to say, many [[Megan Schroeder|doubted it]] [[The Wallflower|would last]]. Sure enough, in early November, it was confirmed that Catherine was yet another troll persona. This has led to an outpouring of disappointment and disgust from many of his [[CWCki Forums|unappreciated abettors]], who were hoping that, for once, Chris had got lucky. It is unclear, but likely, that she was the same woman mentioned above who was dating him in July.<br />
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This glimmer of pity was extinguished in December, when Chris [[26 December 2014|violated a ban and assaulted an employee in an outing to]] [[GameStop]] on Boxing Day. He assaulted the store's Assistant Manager, who was calling security, with mace; showing that, again, Chris has yet to learn anything from his mistakes, if he even regards them as mistakes to begin with. Only time will tell how much trouble Chris has landed himself in this time, but given his current financial status and history, it can't be good. Needless to say, Chris has no one to blame but himself for this mess, which isn't to say he won't try.<br />
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In January 2015, Chris asked people to start referring him with female pronouns, and subsequently caused another ruckus at Walmart. More generally, 2015 saw Chris slowly shy away from his traditional bigotry towards men and homosexuals (while still keeping up his [[Sonic Boom Protests|ludicrous crusade against Sega over the color scheme of a certain cartoon hedgehog]] and dramatizing his experience with trolls), and finally develop enough self-awareness to try and know himself. He indicated in several Facebook posts that he was still trying to gauge his own sexuality and sexual identity; for some time, he yo-yoed between wanting to remain a transvestite and wanting to transition into womanhood.<br />
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[[File:Happy Birthday, Nathan..mp400001.png|thumb|left|Chris in [[2016]].]]<br />
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Chris performed the sequels to some of his greatest hits in 2016:<br />
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|[[Carlos Chantor]]<br />
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In addition, Barb was sued by two banks, due to failure to pay over $20,000 of debt, kicking off the [[Financhu Crisis]], in which she and Chris both begged for money like jackasses, while their hoards were clearly visible behind them. The [[Business]] saga was suspended when Chris was [[Chris and business|banned from Etsy for failing to send orders]]. He continued to [[duck]] responsibility for his inability to put down the [[PS4]] controller long enough to slap together his preschool-level arts and crafts, choosing to blame [[Lulu]] for being "[[Homos|the bugger that bit my ass bad]] and killed my creative groove".<br />
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[[File:Dailyprogress online cville pride cwc.jpg|thumb|Chris in 2017, donning his [[unicorn cosplay]] at [[Cville Pride]].]]<br />
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His Oedipal complex veered into disturbing new levels when he freely announced that he [[August 2016 Facebook posts#Incestuous Thoughts|dreams about having sex with his mother]]. He also made multiple death threats against political figures [[Donald Trump]] and Mike Pence.<br />
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In [[2017]], the Financhu Crisis continued to stress the Chandlers. Chris offered pieces of his late father's stamp collection, the [[Sonic Totem]] and [[The Classic]] for sale in order to afford more toys, a [[$400 gold necklace]] for Barb, and the extremely costly expenses for his [[Stamps#Raffle|raffle prizes]]. He and Barb also continued begging. One of his friends from [[The End Games]] Pokémon Club grew concerned and gave him solid advice on how to apply for work through Virginia's DARS program – and in true Chris fashion, instead of following it, he went on an angry tirade. Later in the year, he was sued for failure to pay a debt to Mariner Finance.<br />
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[[File:ChrisandTeenTroonSquad.png|thumb|left|Chris with the Teen Troon Squad in [[2018]].]]<br />
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Chris rediscovered Twitter in March. His frequent tweets to voice actresses lead to the [[DoopieDoOver|Doopie]] saga – in which he was chastised for calling her [[darling]], but doubled down on it and was subsequently blocked by her – and getting blocked by ''My Little Pony'' VA [[Tabitha St. Germain]] due to her getting constantly tagged by Chris and the [[weens]] orbiting him. He created sockpuppet accounts [[NightStar2891]] to plead his case and [[TwiSparLicious]] to ban-evade, which failed.<br />
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He briefly joined the [[Kiwi Farms]] forum under the name LegendaryChristorian and held a Q&A session.<br />
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A high point for his social life was attending [[BronyCon]], at which he enjoyed attention from [[fans]]. He also attended LGBT events such as [[UVA Remembers Pulse]] (where he was interviewed on TV), [[Cville Pride]] (where he was photographed by news in crowd shots), and [[Love is Love]].<br />
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Chris resumed the [[Business]] saga halfway through the year by going back to work on the [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]] comic he had abandoned in 2015, by placing pages behind [[Patreon]]. He also again offered books for sale, self-published by [[Lulu]], was paid to be interviewed by [[Merryweathery]] and [[CopperCab]], and joined [[Redbubble]]. After eight years, he finally completed #11, and moved onto #12, which he completed after a few months. He began work on [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]] and [[Sonichu 15|''Sonichu'' #15]], but got distracted. His Patreon efforts also began to languish around October, when patrons complained that he hadn't been sending out books.<br />
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Another sweetheart saga took place in the fall. [[Jessica Quinn]], a long-time white knight, suddenly turned troll by pretending she had fallen in love with him. She broke up with him twice, the first time he cried on camera for her to take him back, and the final time, [[CLog 10042017 - Q&A NO MORE|he raged on video against the trolls he thought were to blame]]. He recovered quickly after drowning his sorrows at an ice cream shop.<br />
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==Goddess Era==<br />
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[[File:CWC 11 February 2019.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris in 2019.]]<br />
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After [[Heart level|having his heart shattered]] yet again, another troll, the mysterious [[Idea Guys|Idea Guy]], began to influence Chris by slipping hidden messages, often based on Nazi references, into the ''Sonichu'' canon thanks to an in-depth effort to manipulate someone who was very clearly mentally ill. While under the influence of the Idea Guy, Chris began spending time with members of the [[Teen Troon Squad]] who attempted to influence the ''Sonichu'' lore through involving themselves in the [[Dimensional Merge]]; along the way, a second Idea Guy appeared in order to feed into Chris's delusions. [[List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris|Chris was braiwashed into believing several things about himself]], such as the idea that he was bisexual and half-Sonichu, which ultimately culminated in Chris developing a [[Messiah complex]] derived from [[Dimensions|his own delusions about the nature of reality]] and the lore of ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]''.<br />
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[[File:Praetor5.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in 2020.]]<br />
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When it was learned that the Idea Guys were extorting Chris, who was already facing financial difficulties, a group of [[Kiwi Farms]] users joined forces to intervene. The [[Guard Dogs]], led by [[Null|Joshua "Null" Moon]], were able to expose the two Idea Guys and excise their control over Chris's life over the course of the subsequent months; these actions effectively caused the breakup of the Teen Troon Squad once they realized that they would also be in deep shit if they kept it up. (Unfortunately, charges against the Idea Guys never got very far.) Chris has since repeatedly denounced the trolls for their actions, but unfortunately the situation was much more complicated than that. While the actions of the Guard Dogs prevented any of the new batch of trolls from further exploiting or otherwise humiliating Chris, the damage was done: Chris bought into the fantasy that he was a goddess as a new coping mechanism, and his psyche's already-shaky grasp on reality has hit rock bottom.<br />
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Chris's new beliefs led him to seek a hippie makeover befitting of his supposed [[PsychicPowers|psychic prowess]], and he retreated further into his fantasies, generally refusing to engage with people who wouldn't entertain them. Chris eventually turned on Null, thanks to the influence of other trolls – chief among them, [[Jacob Sockness]], who sought to sexually exploit Chris. The Guard Dogs realized that there was nothing that they could do for a Chris who refused to listen, and disbanded, but a new group, known as the [[Watchmen]] (who [[Enablers|enabled some of Chris's fantasies]] out of pragmatism), sought to keep Chris from further embarrassing or endangering himself, successfully getting him away from Sockness.<br />
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Throughout all of this, Chris's belief in the Dimensional Merge has not wavered. When it didn't arrive on the prophesized date of {{w|Jonestown|November 18, 2018}}, Chris did what all doomsday cultists and religious fundamentalists did whenever the apocalypse didn't happen: push it back again and again. Not helping matters was the advent of [[COVID-19]], which Chris saw as a sign of the Dimensional Merge's progress alongside all the other insane crap that happened in the year 2020. For Chris, things really took a turn for the worse when [[BABSCon]] got cancelled, and he began an elaborate coping scheme to [[Spirit possession|live-action roleplay as Sonichu]] until he could attend ''[[My Little Pony]]'' conventions again, which will not happen until 2022 at the earliest. Chris spent nearly eleven months pretending to be his [[OCs|original character]], with very few interruptions, before eventually reverting to being himself again on 25 February 2021 to personally oppose news about the ''[[My Little Pony]]'' G5 reboot.<br />
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During this time, Chris's appearance visibly aged significantly, with his hair turning grey and losing some weight due to a decline in muscular mass. This is likely due to the effects of the hormones that he has applied to treat his gender dysphoria, alongside his declining physical health due to his various poor life decisions. Compared to [[Megan Schroeder]], who is four years younger and currently looks pretty close to how she did in photographs with Chris a mere thirteen years ago, Chris now looks like he could pass for her aunt or uncle.<br />
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==Future==<br />
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After nearly a decade of a slow downward spiral in nearly all aspects of his life following Bob's death, Chris's future does not look particularly bright. The Chandler family debt has been steadily rising, largely due to Barb and her son's poor spending habits, and even when she finally dies, the situation will arguably get worse for Chris with nobody to ground him in reality. Chris is virtually unemployable in any career after years of having every detail about his past leak out to the internet and never making a real effort to get a job after his brief stints working at fast food joints or retail.<br />
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14 Branchland Court will likely be foreclosed upon and potentially condemned in an effort to resolve the Financhu Crisis, leaving Chris without a home. His options from there are to either try to seek out another family member to live off of, get into assisted living, get committed to a mental hospital, or live on the streets, some of which are better than others but none of which are ideal for him. This is also to say nothing of his mental or physical health, both of which will continue to decay unless Chris actually makes moves to improve his life. In any case, Chris's story is one that seems fated to not have a happy ending, with his life perhaps serving as a cautionary tale in the age of the internet.<br />
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==See also==<br />
* [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)]] – Chris's depiction of himself within his own comics.<br />
* [[Chris-chan Sonichu]] – Chris's furry alter ego.<br />
* [[:Category:DVD slideshow images|Hundreds of personal photographs]] assembled for use in Chris's autobiographical [[DVD]].<br />
* [[User:Christianchandler]] – Chris's own CWCki account<br />
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==Sources==<br />
{{CWCipedia}}<br />
{{Fan Art|chris=Chris fan art|linkname=Chris}}<br />
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==External links==<br />
[http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4813395/ Christian Weston Chandler] at the {{w|Internet Movie Database}}<br />
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<div>:''This article is about Chris himself... it is his article and nothing less! For the "Sonichu" character, see [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)]]. For other uses, see [[Christian Weston Chandler (disambiguation)]].<br>''<br />
:''"Christian" redirects here. For our hero's view on Christianity, see [[Chris and religion]].''<br />
{{Protip| '''It is advised that you do not contact Chris in any way''', due to things such as the [[Watchmen]], who monitors potential [[Enablers]] and [[Weens]], it is a very bad idea.}}<br />
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{{quote|I am the [[Slow-in-the-minds|high-functioning]] [[autism|autistic]] person who was heavily [[stress|emotionally damaged]], [[Chris and art|artistic]] [[Things Chris has ripped off|inspiration]] lost with [[Chris and his Ego#Paranoia|paranoia]], [[BlueSpike|deception]], [[Jack Thaddeus|blackmail]] and [[Death threats|plain hurtful words]] from those bottom-feeding [[Trolls]]. I am the hand-drawing original [[Chris and copyright|creator]] of [[sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]] and the city of [[CWCville|Cwcville]], [[Virginia]], [[United States of America|USA]].|[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|KookyDashy]], aka Chris<ref><br />
[http://web.archive.org/web/20110804190802/http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=57&start=10 Re: We've been found AND mocked horribly! :(] - The Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia post where Chris reveals himself (archive from 4 Aug 2011)</ref>}}<br />
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|label1 = Name<br />
|data1 = Christopher Weston Chandler (1982–[[Christopher's name change|1992]])<br>Christian Weston Chandler ([[Christopher's name change|1992]]–2016)<br>Christine Weston Chandler (2016–2018) <br> Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu (2018–2020 and 2021-present, not a legal name change) <br> [[Spirit possession|Sonichu]] (2020–2021, not a legal name change) <br />
|label2 = Also known as<br />
|data2 = Chris-Chan<br>CWC<br>[[Spanish|Ricardo]]<br>[[Hotel Ricky Ricardo|RWC]]<br>[[Sonichu (character)|Father]]<br>[[Sonichu (character)|Pop]]<br> [[Rosechu (character)|Papa]]<br>[[Ian Brandon Anderson]]<br>[[Liquid Chris|Solid Chris]]<br>[[JenkinsJinkies|Junior Jenkins]]<br>[[Carlos Chantor]]<br>[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|KookyDashy]]<br>[[Jackie E-mails 24|Kaka Apple Chrissy]]<br>[[CWCki Forums|paintingatree]]<br>[[Women Only Need Apply - No STD's|Stephanie Bustcakes]]<br>[[Night Star]]<br>[[CPU Blue Heart]]<br>[[CWC Psychlight]]<br>[[Kiwi Farms|LegendaryChristorian]]<br>[[CWCki Forums|OPL (Our Pet Lolcow)]]<br>[[Internet Dream Lounge|Natalie Portman]]<br>[[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children| Grandma Christine]]<br>[[Sonichu (character)|Mother]]<br>[[Sonichu (character)|Mama]]<br />
|label3 = Date of Birth<br />
|data3 = [[Birthday|24 February 1982]] (age {{Age|1982|2|24}})<br />
|label5 = Gender<br />
|data5 = Male (1982–2011)<br>[[Tomgirl]] (2011–2014)<br>[[Transgender|Transwoman]] (2015–present)<br />
|label6 = Nationality<br />
|data6 = [[United States|American]]<br />
|label7 = [[Chris and race|Race]]<br />
|data7 = White (1/8<sup>th</sup> "[[Cherokian]]")<br />
|label8 = Height<br />
|data8 = 5'11" (1.80 m)<ref>[[https://web.archive.org/web/20201210112838/https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1084128581360513025]]</ref><br />
|label9 = Weight<br />
|data9 = [[WeighIn|209 lbs. (94.8 kg)]]<ref>[[https://web.archive.org/web/20201210112838/https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1084128581360513025]]</ref><br />
|label11 = Father<br />
|data11 = [[Bob Chandler|Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.]] (1927–2011)<br />
|label12 = Mother<br />
|data12 = [[Barbara Chandler]] (1941–present)<br />
|label13 = Siblings<br />
|data13 = [[Cole Smithey]] (half-brother)<br>[[David Alan Chandler]] (half-brother)<br>[[Carol Chandler]] (half-sister)<br />
|label14 = Education<br />
|data14 = [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] ([[CADD]])<br />
|label15 = Occupations<br />
|data15 = Freelance comic book artist ([[Lulu|self-published]])<br>Video game designer (unpublished)<br>[[Wendy's]] employee ([[2001]]) <br>[[Cutco]] salesman ([[2003]])<br>[[Carlos Chantor|Male escort]] ([[2010]], unpaid)<br>Entrepreneur, [[Chris and business|Cwcville Shopping]] ([[2014]]–[[2016]])<br>[[Stephanie Bustcakes|Prostitute]] ([[2016]], unpaid)<br />
|label16 = Spouse(s)<br />
|data16 = [[Cryzel Rosechu]], [[Magi-Chan Sonichu]] (m. March 2018) <br> [[Sylvana]] Rosechu and [[Mewtwo]] (m. June 2018)<ref>[[:File:Miss Cherry asks Chris about his marriages.png]]</ref><br />
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|data17 = Sonichu Creator<br>Chronicler of Sonichu & Rosechu<br>[[Hyperdimension Neptunia|CPU Goddess]] of the Nations of [[Cwcville]], Comma, and the [[Commodore 64|Commodore Consoles]]<ref>https://archive.fo/v5aVW</ref><br>The Queen of Modern Laughter<ref>[[Internet_Dream_Lounge#Outro_.281:12:27-1:16:25.29]]</ref><br><br />
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<s>'''Christopher'''</s> <s>'''Christian'''</s> '''Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu''' (born 24 February [[1982]]) is a {{Age|1982|2|24}}-year-old [[Autism|autistic]], [[Chris and mental healthcare|mentally ill]]<ref>Confirmed by placement in the [[Therapeutic Docket]]</ref> individual, a former [[virgin with rage]], and a self-proclaimed [[CPU Blue Heart|deity]]. He is commonly referred to by his nickname '''Chris-Chan''', by his initials '''CWC''', or simply the gender-neutral '''Chris'''. He looks kind of like a cartoon version of {{w|Benjamin Franklin}} come to life, and is considered to be one of the most well-known and well-documented lolcows in internet culture.<br />
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Some would consider Chris to be a celebrity, but he hasn't sold a multiplatinum [[Chris and music|album]], nor has he been awarded with an [[Chris and cinematography|Oscar]]. Instead, he is the [[Things Chris has ripped off|creator]] of the infamous webcomic ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'', which ostensibly tells the story of an [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and his [[sweetheart]] [[Rosechu]] and their adventures with the [[Chaotic Combo]]. In practice, the webcomic really serves as wish fulfillment for Chris himself, allowing him to express his dissatisfaction with how [[Mary Lee Walsh|the faculty at school and college]] didn't acknowledge [[Honor roll|what he saw as an exemplary academic performance]] [[Count Graduon|when he graduated]], along with his frustration over [[Love Quest|being unable to find a romantic partner]]; as such, the book serves as a fantasy in which he can redirect his [[Chris and anger|anger]] toward [[Jerkop|the people who]] [[Manajerks|would impede him]] on his journey, casting them as villains and himself as [[List of unheroic protagonist actions|a true Campbellian hero]]. After completing high school and college, Chris has remained largely unemployed for most of his adult life, making a living off of [[Monthly tugboat|welfare]] and [[Patreon|occasional donations]] from his webcomic's [[True and Loyal Fanbase]].<br />
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In late [[2007]], he became [[Chris and the Internet|Internet]]-famous when images of him at [[The GAMe PLACe|a tabletop gaming store]] leaked out to the {{w|Something Awful}} message boards. Upon discovery, Chris was mocked for his [[Chris and fashion|odd fashion sense]] and [[Obesity|oafish appearance]], and images of Chris at the store soon spread to places like [[4-cent_garbage.com|4chan]] and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], and in the process, many [[trolls]] became exposed to his webcomic for the first time, propelling Chris to stardom. Initial fascination was spurred on by his [[Chris and art|childlike artwork]], his signature homemade [[Medallions|Sonichu medallion]] that he wore in public, and his history of loitering in [[Attraction Locations|public places]] while literally holding up a [[Attraction Sign|sign]] asking women to talk to him. [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|His reaction to the ensuing mockery]] led to a cycle of [[Honest Content|Chris revealing more disturbing facts about himself]] and trolls going to greater and greater lengths to uncover more knowledge about this strange individual. Thus, Chris's life began to spiral out of control with the advent of organized trolling, [[Chris and...|armchair psychological analysis]] from bewildered onlookers, and some truly bizarre antics from Chandler that continue to this day, influencing the development of the webcomic on the rare occasions that he actually updates it.<br />
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Chris's most notable period of activity on the internet occurred between 2007 and 2010 – a period now dubbed the "Classic Era" by modern Christorians – in which he was repeatedly baited by trolls pretending to be [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|romantic interests]] and he lashed out against arch-enemy [[Clyde Cash]], the leader of the most notable group of trolls in his life: [[Trolls#The Miscreants|The Miscreants]]. In this time, [[Julie Reveals Herself|he was duped by]] [[BlueSpike|a sadistic 13-year-old]] [[List of things Chris has shoved up his ass|into stuffing his medallion up his ass]], [[Liquid Chris|had his identity stolen by a far more talented individual]], [[Asperchu|and had ''Sonichu'' mercilessly spoofed by a webcomic team that specifically designed a story that would piss him off]], among other misadventures. However, he eventually decided to sign off from the internet at the end of this period, seemingly wising up to his dang dirty trolls...but when he inevitably returned to the limelight a few months later in 2011, he was not the same. [[Tomgirl Pictures|Chris began to experiment with crossdressing, calling himself a "Tomgirl"]], before eventually coming out as [[transgender]] in 2015 and beginning the process of transitioning.<br />
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Aside from Chris's newfound shift in gender identity, the death of his father, [[Destruction Of Chris's House|accidentally setting his house on fire]], and [[26 December 2014|an incident where he maced an employee at a GameStop store]] [[Sonic Boom Protests|over the color of Sonic's arms]], Chris's internet life stayed relatively normal (by his standards) until two new sets of trolls – known as the [[Idea Guys]] and the [[Teen Troon Squad]] – [[List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris|brainwashed]] him with increasingly-insane beliefs (such as the idea that he is [[Sonichu (species)|half-Sonichu]]), culminating in [[Chris and reality|Chris's revelation]] that he is [[CPU Blue Heart|a goddess]] meant to bring about [[Dimensional Merge|a convergence of dimensions]] that will merge [[Dimensions#C-197|the world shown in his webcomic]] with our world, effectively starting a doomsday cult around what started as a silly, self-indulgent ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'' and ''[[Pokémon]]'' crossover. Since then, Chris has used [[Messiah complex|this delusion]] as an elaborate [[Chris and coping|coping]] mechanism while he continues to avoid looking for employment or other ways to better himself.<br />
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In spite of the trolls in question being driven out by the effort of [[Guard Dogs|groups of]] [[Watchmen|counter-trolls]] trying to keep Chris from going further down a self-destructive path, or at least to keep him from embarrassing himself any further, Chris continues to cling to these unhealthy and downright absurd beliefs. All the while, Chris's [[Chris and health|physical]] and [[Chris and mental healthcare|mental health]] are withering away, and [[Financhu Crisis|money is becoming a serious issue for the Chandler household]], and Chris's mother isn't long for this world, all of which has led Chris to retreat even further into his fantasies. It's gotten to the point where [[Spirit possession|he now pretends to be possessed by various fictional characters]] on a regular basis, with one period of possession by the character of Sonichu – which lasted for nearly an entire year – occurring as a way for Chris to cope with the fact that he wasn't able to attend [[BABSCon|two iterations of a ''My Little Pony'' convention]] that had been cancelled during the [[COVID-19]] pandemic.<br />
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There has never been an internet personality quite like Chris-Chan, thanks to the unique circumstances leading to his prominence online, and there may never be another quite like him. It is the dedicated mission of [[CWCki|this very wiki]] to chronicle his life in ridiculous detail. If you want to go down the seemingly-bottomless rabbit hole with us, then you should probably start by reading this page. Buckle up, because this is going to be a long ride.<br />
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==Overview==<br />
{{protip|While Chris now identifies as a woman, the CWCki continues to refer to Christian only by his [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|true, original gender]] and [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|GodBear-given name]], to keep consistent to [[Sagas#Classic Chris Era|classical]] records when he referred to himself as a man.}}<br />
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[[Image:Chris-Straw.jpg|thumb|left|[[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail|An infamous image Chris drew of himself enjoying a soda in 2 ways.]]]]<br />
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Chris is a timid, autistic, self-identified transwoman with delusional tendencies who has been allowed – by his parents, [[Barbara Chandler]] and the deceased [[Bob Chandler]] – to eternally live like a child, amassing [[toys]] and [[video games]] into a single [[room]] in his parents' [[14 Branchland Court|house]]. Even as Chris nears his forties, he remains so comfortable in his protected existence that he refuses to conform to the norms of society, despite his need for independence becoming direr as his mother's health fails. Chris regularly demonstrates having trouble with acceptable [[Love Quest|public]] [[Chris and the Law#2013|behavior]], recognizing when he needs to [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|use the washroom]], and using his time to [[Sonic Boom Protests|contribute]] [[Dimensional Merge|to]] [[Twitter|society]] in any meaningful way. Although the public school system forced him to face [[reality]], graduation has allowed Chris to stay indoors and avoid taking part in typical civilian activities, opting instead to stick to the comfort of living at home and subsisting off of taxpayer dollars. Due to this avoidance of the outside world, Chris hasn't held a steady [[Chris's resume|job]] [[Wendy's|since 2001]] (commissions and multi-level marketing aside), and he hasn't been employed for more than a few months in his whole life. It is likely Chris will never get a job again thanks to Patreon, the tugboat, the <s>begging</s> generous donations, and the fact he has flat out said his autism prevents him from getting a job (in spite of there being many social services available to help people with disabilities find work). Chris has had shockingly few meaningful relationships with people in a social setting outside of his parents, although he does manage to make friends with people who share his interests in nerd and LGBT culture<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20201210113452/https://kiwifarms.net/threads/what-will-happen-when-barb-dies.10000/page-96#post-1853572</ref>.<br />
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[[File:Chris BronyCon18 with Sonichu.jpg|thumb|left|233px|Chris in [[July 2018]], posing with a fan cosplaying as Sonichu at [[BronyCon]].]]<br />
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Chris is completely obsessed with his OC and the associated comic, to the point that he has hand-crafted several [[medallions]] in Sonichu's shape. Between February [[2004]] and [[March 2010]], Chris was rarely seen or photographed without one of these totems, even wearing them in his [[:Image:License.jpg|driver's license photo]] and to his [[college]] graduation; the medallion disappeared for a time, but returned in [[September 2010]]. At the same time, he is absolutely convinced that everyone wants to learn about Sonichu, and that the only reason [[Nintendo]], Sega, and [[Sony]] haven't approached him about making ''Sonichu'' games is that they're either tough negotiators, or that his chances are being ruined by trolls working for them. For awhile, Chris had been upkeeping an eBay shop where he would make and sell these medallions, including Sonichu, Rosechu, Blake, and even custom character options. These were sold for $30 apiece. After the eBay shop became a mild success he moved to Etsy, however, his laziness got the best of him and he lost the shop after nine months in business, due to failing to fulfill orders.<br />
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Chris used to absolutely hate [[homos|gay men]], and communicated this with such intensity that observers were easily convinced he was simply terrified of becoming gay himself. He cannot bear to look at another man's [[pickle|penis]], and he stared at [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|a ''Sailor Moon'' poster]] to keep himself straight.<ref>[[Chris Destroys His Vibrator]]</ref> Chris' words do not always align with his actions; throughout his early Internet history, he appeared to be deeply insecure about his gender and sexuality. Even prior to his gender transition, he has [[recycling|swallowed his own semen]], [[Sports bra photo series|worn a bra]], and only reined in his [[Tomgirl Pictures|tendency to proudly cross-dress]] because his elderly mother intensely disapproved. While these actions do not indicate homosexuality outright, they do question the validity of Chris's own judgments on his sexual orientation. Surprisingly, however, his homophobia seemed to have little basis in his religious beliefs, as he had not noticed Leviticus 18:22, which condemns homosexuality, until he saw it on a 2009 episode of ''[[Family Guy]]''.<ref>[[CWC with Bible - Leviticus]]</ref> However, his homophobia didn't extend to lesbians, whom he "partially [en]courages" and is even aroused by. Over time, Chris dropped his homophobic tendencies, [[Apology for past homophobic comments and homophobia.|apologized in 2015]] and supports what he calls the [[SLGBTQ]] spectrum. In [[2018]], the [[Idea Guys]] [[brainwashed]] Chris into identifying as bisexual.<br />
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His adult life has been largely defined by his goals of developing ''Sonichu'' into a hit media franchise, his [[Love Quest]] to obtain a "[[boyfriend-free girl|boyfriend-free]], 18-[''his current age'']-year old, caring, [[tobacky|smoke-free]], non-[[alcohol]]ic [[Chris and race|white]] girl" to make into a "[[sweetheart from the ground-up]]," and, beginning from 2011, his gender identity as a [[tomgirl]] and later a lesbian transwoman.<br />
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==Aliases==<br />
[[Image:093-CWCtoon.jpg|thumb|right|100px|[[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Christian's hand-drawn representation of himself.]]]]<br />
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Christian Weston Chandler has a wide array of names he has given himself. He was born Christopher Weston Chandler, but [[Christopher's name change|changed]] to "Christian" at the behest of the "[[Leonard Bearstein|mall conductor bear]]" that misheard his name, which he interpreted as a sign from God. In either case, he answers to "Chris" and "Chris-Chan". [[Autism|Unusually]], Chris would often refer to himself by his full name, or if he's feeling especially formal, "Christopher Christian Weston Chandler". He is [[Chris and his ego|unusually proud]] of his initials "CWC", and often incorporates them into his creations and various puns on the word "quick". Examples include [[CWCville]], [[A CWC Audition]] and [[CWC Dare]].<br />
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Shortly after declaring himself a [[transgender]] lesbian, Chris started introducing himself as "Christine". In May 2016, he successfully filed for another name change to "Christine Weston Chandler".<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20201210114511/https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-filed-for-a-legal-name-change-update-the-judgement-is-in.20763/</ref> He then followed up by filing to alter the description for sex on his driver's license to female.<ref>[[:File:Christine license.jpg]]</ref> He now signs his name with "heart i's". Legal documents refer to him as Christine Chandler,<ref>[[:File:Trespass case 2018.png]]</ref> except for civil cases, in which he hadn't updated his name change information with plaintiffs.<ref>[[:Image:Court Record - 2019 Midland Funding Debt Case, Garnishment (Chris, GV18000451-01).png]]</ref> [[CWCki|This wiki]], however, refers to him as Chris for consistency.<br />
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Chris's nickname in his high school [[Spanish]] classes was "Ricardo", and long after then he would still translate his own name to "Ricardo Weston Chandler" when writing or speaking in Spanish, likely due to his ignorance of the fact that you generally don't replace your own name with something completely different when speaking in another language. At times he would go so far as to announce himself as "Christopher Christian 'Ricardo' Weston Chandler", or variants thereof, to identify himself precisely. In recent times, Chris has forgone stating his middle name, former names, and Spanish nickname in videos; now he usually leads with just "Christine Chandler". (Chris has never come up with a feminine counterpart to his "Ricardo" nickname, or any other Spanish-sounding replacement.)<br />
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Occasionally, Chris would use the names of his characters to refer to himself, most notably his evil twin, [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]], and of course, Sonichu. In his comics, Chris has the ability to transform into an [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]], named [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]]. As Chris grew even more unhinged in 2017 and fell under the [[Idea Guys]]'s sway in 2018, he would conflate himself even further with his fantastic inventions to the point where he unofficially added "Sonichu" to the end of his name (although this is not recognized as a legal name change, unlike "Christian" or "Christine" in previous years), to account for his later belief that he is actually half-Sonichu in real life following several rounds of brainwashing. Other modern names for himself include [[CPU Blue Heart]] and [[Night Star]], his self-inserts for the ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]'' and ''[[My Little Pony]]'' franchises respectively. In contexts when he wants to be especially grandiose, he might append his various fictional alter egos to his name, much as he would list his former names in the past.<br />
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Only a few names commonly used to refer to Chris are not invented by Chris himself. One of the most notable ones is "Chrissy", popularized by [[Arjen Van Dierten]] oddly enough, trying to mockingly feminize Chris's name name seemed to predict his eventual interest in crossdressing and later interest in becoming transgender. [[Ian Brandon Anderson]], which was derived from Chris's IBAChandler [[YouTube]] account, was popularized by [[Liquid Chris]], [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|much to Chris's angst]]. Less notably, there is also "Solid Chris", used by some to differentiate him from Liquid in the tradition of a [[Metal Gear Solid|certain video game series]]. Certain A-Loggers have been known to refer to Chris as "Satan's Agent on Earth". Users of [[Kiwi Farms]] have coined the term "Classic Chris" to refer to Chris before the [[Tomgirl Saga]] and/or the [[Destruction of Chris's house|house fire]], with "Modern Chris" being used to describe his later antics.<br />
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== Early life ==<br />
Christopher Weston Chandler was born on 24 February 1982 at {{w|Martha Jefferson Hospital}} in [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]], [[Virginia]].<ref name="WikiProfile">[[Chris's Wikipedia profile]]</ref> His parents, [[Borb|Robert and Barbara]], worked as a engineer at Western Electric and a office worker at Virginia Power, respectively. Although little is known about Chris's toddler years, the [[Autism papers]] revealed that he was delayed in his language ability, which became his first sign of [[autism]].<br />
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===Childhood and adolescence===<br />
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[[Image:0147-CWCsMilkcapsAcrossTime.jpg|240px|thumb|The evolution (or decay, depending upon how you see things) of Chris-chan... in a {{w|Pogs|pog}} form (yes, those are homemade pogs). Top: Chris '94, '95, '96. Bottom: '97, '98', '99.]]<br />
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Chris claims his first word, "monkey", was spoken at 6 weeks old,<ref name="Wikipedia early">[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992]]</ref> and he remains proud of this feat into his thirties regardless of how obviously unlikely and physically impossible it is to be true – the language centers in the human brain literally cannot grasp English at 6 weeks, disregarding infantile vocal chords.<br />
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An [[abusive babysitter]], who was alone with Christopher every day for years,<ref>[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-3.PNG|6 March 2007 email from Cole to Chris, page 3]]</ref> allegedly locked him in a toy room at an early age after turning all the lights off, an event he described as being intensely traumatic for him.<ref name="Wikipedia early" /> (Chris apparently misses the irony in the fact that he now regularly locks himself in a room, surrounded by toys.) He once identified this confinement as the source of his autism (which is wishful thinking on Chris's part, considering that autism is a genetic condition that isn't activated by external events). Between the ages of 1 and 7, Chris did not speak at all, and had to visit [[James Madison University]] for speech therapy. He was diagnosed with high-functioning autism, with the doctor projecting (at least according to Chris) that he would never make it to high school, much less be able to write his own name.<ref>[[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)]]</ref> However, Chris was able to meet these cognitive milestones in time.<br />
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During the [[1980s]], Christopher was playmates with [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]]. One day, she convinced him that Casper the Friendly Ghost lived in the crawlspace under her house, and when he crawled in there to look, she locked him in,<ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#Memories of childhood|Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares, page 4]]</ref> beginning Chris's lifelong career of getting trolled. Apparently, he doesn't hold any hard feelings over it (possibly just because she's a girl – if a guy did that to him, Chris would vow vengeance). In [[1992]], noted ursine conductor Leonard Bearstein misheard Christopher's first name and called him "Christian", which inexplicably convinced Christopher to later have his name legally changed.<br />
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Chris spent the [[1990s|1990-1991]] school year in the fourth grade at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]], until his parents pulled him out of classes over a mysterious dispute. Chris claims that he was forcefully restrained by the school's faculty<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]]</ref> and that he was made to sit on the lap of the [[Bruce Johnson|principal]], an experience that supposedly inspired his homophobia. It's possible that Chris's opinions about these events are colored more by his parents' attitudes than his own memories. The issue went to court, with Greene County seeking to have Chris sent to a "special school", which Bob and Barbara likely interpreted to mean a nut-house. Chris was home-schooled through the 5th grade during these proceedings. When his family exhausted all legal recourse, Chris and his father relocated to [[Richmond]] so that Chris could continue his education in a different school system, starting with the sixth grade in fall 1992.<ref name="Wikipedia early" /><br />
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At age 11, Chris entered and won the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]]. On his 12th birthday, he enjoyed a $1,000 shopping spree as his prize. WVIR-TV's coverage of the event focused on Chris's autism, regarding the contest win as a worthy accomplishment due to his mental condition. Chris put footage from this newscast on [[YouTube]] long before he was known to the general public, and it remains the most solid evidence that he is not an elaborate troll. This incident is often cited as the beginning of Chris's tendency to use his autism as leverage for special treatment, as well as his fascination with toys and video games at the expense of more mature pursuits. It has also led Chris to constantly enter contests in hopes of winning big (or else [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|becoming infuriated and belligerent to the winners]] when he loses).<br />
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Chris spent much of his time in [[Manchester High School|high school]] playing video games at home, reading ''[[Goosebumps]]'' novels, and hanging out with his "[[gal pal]]s" and "[[Joseph Herring|friend]]" at school. It was at this time that he first put his "creative talents" to use, with the inventions of [[Bionic the Hedgehog]] and Sonichu, the latter of which was created for a class project simply because he couldn't use [[Chris and copyright|copyrighted characters]].<ref>[[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], [https://web.archive.org/web/20161008083333/http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_7/Page_22]</ref> (The irony that Chris's own solution to that problem was to merge two copyrighted characters into a new character is somehow still lost on him, even to this day.) After inventing his ''magnum opus'' with the character of Sonichu, Chris began to incorporate his [[OCs|original character]] into everything that he could, although his passion for his character wouldn't truly surface until college.<br />
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Chris claims to have been on the [[honor roll]], and during this time acquired the true source of his powers, his [[Amnyfest Ring]]. Because the art award he wanted was given to someone else, Chris became despondent and stormed out crying during his [[Manchester High School#Graduation|high school graduation]]. He honestly thought he deserved the award more than anyone else because he worked on it "so hard" in spite of his autism, ignoring the likelihood that the artistic achievements of his peers were simply better. Another reason for his sorrow was his fear that he might soon have to grow up and start acting like an adult, a phase of his life that his parents had not properly prepared him for.<ref>[[:Image:0567-GraduationNote2.jpg|DVD, graduation note 2]]</ref> Evidently, this fear was unfounded.<br />
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Since leaving high school and the happiest years of his life, Chris has been unwilling and unable to progress in any other aspect of his life, and has unfortunately even regressed in several key areas as he gets older. He remains trapped in a childish, Year [[2000]] [[Time Void|time-stasis]], as he believes that whatever he was doing at the time was what helped him attract female companions. That his high school gal-pals have moved on and married real adult men with careers is of little consequence to him. [[Chris and nostalgia|Chris still pines for "better days"]] in spite of his current belief system hypothetically leaving him in a better place than he ever was in high school. As you might imagine, this is precisely because things didn't get much better for Chris after finishing school.<br />
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===Adult Chronicles===<br />
[[Image:0781-CWCspdbed.JPG|thumb|One of Chris's promotional images for his [[Love Quest]].]]<br />
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Chris's entry into [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] probably eased his inability to cope with life after high school. He took courses in [[CADD|Computer Aided Drafting and Design]] and began spending more time on ''Sonichu'', launching a [[Sonichu's News Dash|newsletter]] and circulating it on the PVCC campus. Over time, he began losing touch with his gal-pals from high school, and he presumably found the junior college crowd less willing to humor him and his personal idiosyncrasies. By his own admission, his social life at PVCC was lacking when compared to his high school years.<ref>[[Story of My Current Days#Story of My Current Days]]</ref><ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], page 10.</ref><br />
Chris says he decided he needed a [[sweetheart]] in February [[2003]]. Possibly driven by his discovery that his old friend [[Sarah Hammer]] had begun dating [[Wes Iseli]], Chris started his [[Love Quest]] in earnest that summer. However, he quickly found that every girl he talked to had a boyfriend (or so they claimed). Chris soon became neurotic about the "[[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]]" and began concocting and employing various bizarre methods to attract women without actually having to approach or speak to them.<br />
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Chris's most celebrated technique involved sitting in one place (or pacing back and forth) for hours, holding a sign that read "I am a (variable age)-Year Old, Single Male, seeking an 18-(Chris's age then)-Year Old, Single Female Companion." Amazingly, this strategy accomplished nothing beyond getting him into trouble with various [[jerkops|authority]] [[manajerks|figures]] who believed that he was loitering and/or soliciting sex, which was legally true. Chris was particularly affected by a series of confrontations with the [[PVCC]] dean [[Mary Lee Walsh]] over his attraction techniques, resulting in an ongoing, completely one-sided blood feud involving [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|magic curses]] and [[Mary Lee Walsh#Mary Lee Walsh in Sonichu|slander]]. After a series of confrontations featuring increasingly bizarre and threatening behavior on Chris's part, Walsh expelled him for one year in [[2004]]. He eventually returned, however, obtaining an associate's degree in May [[2006]]. <br />
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[[Image:156-CWCMegan1.jpg|thumb|left|He can smell fear.]]<br />
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After college and completing his education, Chris promptly dropped out of society, devoting his life to finding a boyfriend-free girl, drawing ''Sonichu'', [[mass debating]], and using his [[monthly tugboat|welfare money]] to buy video games and [[sex toys]]. He would not make any serious attempts to seek out a career from graduation onward, in spite of attaining a degree that could probably net him a decent-paying (and relatively undemanding) career that would likely grant him more opportunities than sitting at home playing video games ever could.<br />
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In [[2005]], Chris met [[Megan Schroeder]] at a [[The GAMe PLACe|local game and card shop]]. A social outcast like himself, Megan proved unusual in that she was willing to talk to Chris for more than 5 minutes. The two quickly became close friends, although Megan claimed to have recently endured a bad break-up and refused to entertain Chris's obvious romantic interest. Chris, seemingly basing his stance on studying women in porn and [[anime]], believed that the key to turning Megan's platonic feelings romantic was to make inappropriate advances toward her until she had to tell him to stop touching her (a habit that got so bad that [[Megan emails, 2005-2006#Megan sends Chris some more mixed signals|Megan later equated it to sexual harassment]]).<br />
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In the summer of [[2007]], Chris put it all on the line by entering the [[PaRappa the Rapper Contest|''PaRappa the Rapper'' Contest]] so that he could win prizes and a trip for two to Seattle, which formed the centerpiece of his plan to finally score with Megan. The contest ended in disaster for Chris, as he lost to the dreaded [[Adam Stackhouse]] and subsequently learned that Megan wouldn't have gone with him on the trip even if he had won.<br />
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It was during the Love Quest that Chris was inspired to launch ''Sonichu'', a comic book series featuring his Electric Hedgehog Pokémon. Ostensibly, the comic was intended to focus on the life and times of Chris's unbelievably original character, but by halfway through the first issue, the focus of the story had become Chris and his myriad of romantic misadventures. Little would Chris know, however, that his life was about to permanently change as a result writing and drawing of his magnum opus.<br />
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==Classic Era==<br />
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Chris's rare talent (and by talent we mean pathology) was discovered when someone posted an anonymous picture of Sonichu on [[4-cent garbage|4chan]]. It only took a quick Google search of Chris's name to discover the picture's author. He was also discovered on 26 October 2007 by the website SomethingAwful, when a user derailed an unrelated conversation and wrote their personal account of Chris. A thread on Chris and Sonichu was created the next day.<ref>http://web.archive.org/web/20071107074539/http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2667671&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1</ref> Chris's miserable existence spilled over onto [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] in November 2007. His life hasn't been the same since then, and shockingly enough, Chris himself shoulders some of the blame for why that is.<br />
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[[File:ChrisMomsPanties.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2008]].]]<br />
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Upon learning of the "Chris-Chan" article on ED, Chris released a single [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement|YouTube video]] attempting to diplomatically convince the site to remove the page. Failing in this, he then spent the next several months [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|vandalizing]] the article in the vain hope of overwhelming his enemies. This catastrophically backfired as Chris, in an attempt to prove himself as lurid as the [[trolls]], revealed a great deal of embarrassing information, most notably [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|a portrait of himself finger-banging Megan]] that ruined his most important relationship at the time, giving the trolls justification to continue their war against Chris in the process. By the spring of [[2008]], Chris would be banned from both [[The Game Place|his favorite hangout]] (temporarily, but he was banned permanently in August 2008) and [[Grace Baptist Church|his parents' church]] for reasons at least partially related to information brought to light by the ED article.<br />
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[[File:Ecp00066.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2009]].]]<br />
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In August 2008, Chris [[CWC's Second Message|declared]] [[Attention All Sonichu Fans (NOT HATERS)|war]] upon Encyclopedia Dramatica in a series of videos, threatening to withhold publication of the upcoming [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] unless his vast [[fan base]] rallied to force ED to remove the "Chris-Chan" article. When ED suffered outages unrelated to this crusade, Chris [[Kudos to the Encyclopedia DramaDestruction|took credit and declared victory]], guaranteeing that he would be under constant fire from trolls for years to come. This began an endless cycle in which Chris would produce [[videos]], comics, and harebrained schemes to attack the trolls, which would in turn encourage more and more trolls to provoke him for his hilarious responses.<br />
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[[File:Personalprofile.jpg|thumb|left|''[[OkCupid|Hello]], [[The Hook Cafe|ladies]][[Carlos Chantor|!]]'' Chris in [[2010]].]]<br />
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The cycle was briefly disrupted in the fall of 2008 when Chris sent his various [[medallions]] to his [[Blanca Weiss|fake Internet girlfriend]], who immediately destroyed them and broke up with him. This emotional heartbreak and the release of ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' reduced Chris's output of videos and other sources of [[Laughs Under Lucricities]]. At the same time, Encyclopedia Dramatica began cracking down on trolls using Chris's ED page as a forum for discussing him, and in general, opinion was divided as to whether it was funny or [[A-Logging|obnoxious and tiring]] to continue harassing him. The resulting schism led to the creation of numerous websites (such as [[CWCki|this one]] singularly devoted to documenting his life), which has only expanded the coverage of Chris's hijinks.<br />
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By late 2008, trolls controlled many aspects of Chris's life by posing as dedicated [[fans]], sweethearts, cartoonish enemies, and prospective business partners. Chris's ego and [[naïve]]te readily embraced this brave new world in which every woman wanted to fuck him, every man was either trying to help him sell ''Sonichu'' products or steal the franchise for their own nefarious goals, and that any and all trolls were a vocal minority on his way to fame and fortune. Trolls would begin denoting major events in Chris's life as "[[saga]]s" such as the [[Miyamoto]] Saga, the [[Julie]] Saga, the [[Ivy]] Saga, the Liquid Saga, and the ''[[Asperchu]]'' Saga. All the while, the editors and administrators working at Encyclopedia Dramatica and the CWCki maintained a constant record of these events, ensuring that Chris could not get away with his highly selective and revisionary treatment of his history.<br />
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Following his disastrous failure to woo [[The Wallflower|a real girl]] in March [[2010]], Chris began to realize what anyone else would have figured out a long time ago: that his internet presence and the toxic cycle of exposing something about himself, getting exploited or otherwise made fun of by trolls, and reacting poorly to said trolling was having a detrimental effect upon his mental health and social life, with every new video that he created exasperating the problem. This realization appears to have led him to reduce his online presence and to stop donning Sonichu medallions and [[clown shirt]]s. For a time, it looked like Chris was learning from his experiences and was making an effort to improve his own lot in life.<br />
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In [[November 2010]], around the same time another romantic saga involving [[Jackie|another sweetheart]] ended in failure, Chris announced he will no longer socialize online or publish videos of himself. Subsequently, all videos save for the last one were removed from his YouTube channel. Alas, the good times were not to last, as it was quickly discovered that his Internet activity had not completely ceased since he retired from YouTube. Instead of investing his time into more productive activities or improving on his social skills, Chris spent much more time playing video games and otherwise goofing off. In a predictable fashion, he ultimately forgot anything that he might have learned from his experiences of [[Kick the Autistic|being one of the internet's biggest punching bags]], and he subsequently returned to making new videos starting on [[August 2011]]... Albeit with a pretty big change in how he presented himself online.<br />
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[[File:TG20.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2011]], near the time of his father's death.]]<br />
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Perhaps the most dramatic change in Chris's life was his open and enthusiastic embrace of cross-dressing and femininity in general. In [[2011]], Chris was revealed to have become a full-blown transvestite (or "[[tomgirl]]", as he calls it) and fully embraced his new identity both at home and in public. Chris seems to have reconciled this behavior with his extreme homophobia and purported heterosexuality without any difficulty. Though treated as yet another saga at first, this behavior seems to be deeply entrenched and became more extreme in late 2014 and the years that followed (see below).<br />
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In [[September 2011]], Chris's father died of heart failure. Chris continues to live with his widowed mother, who along with the [[tugboat]] is his only source of income. Since his mother is in her 70s, it can be reasonably assumed that she has little time left on this earth, especially when her poor health is taken into account.<br />
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Since Bob's death, Chris has seldom interacted with trolls, and is seemingly no longer able to effortlessly bounce back from despair like he used to, and has instead lapsed into a deep depression, no doubt exacerbated by the later loss of his home to fire, and subsequent financial difficulties. In the aftermath of Bob's death, many trolls began to question whether Chris deserved or indeed, could cope with any further trolling, given that he was no longer the bellicose, [[Chris and fashion|striped-shirted]] egocentric that the world had come to know. If one thing is certain, it is that Chris's glory days of screaming into a camera like a madman and performing like a circus animal for trolls offering [[china]] are over.<br />
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[[File:Christran2.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2012]].]]<br />
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In [[October 2011]], Chris and Barb were [[28 October 2011|arrested]] at [[The GAMe PLACe]] and charged on several counts including trespassing, assault, and failure to stop at an accident causing over $1,000 in damage after an altercation with [[Michael Snyder]]. The trespassing and assault charges against Chris were dropped, but both still face felony trials for the failure to stop, and Barb for assaulting a police officer.<br />
[[File:Chris march2013.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2013]].]]<br />
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In [[April 2012]], Chris declared that he finally [[Mia Hamm|lost his virginity]]. This was later confirmed to be true... [[Other documents#Chris's wingman|at the hands of a prostitute]]. 2012 was otherwise uneventful, probably because Chris was in trouble with [[Chris and the Law|the law]].<br />
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[[2013]] saw Chris's life more or less confined to ranting on [[Facebook]] and [[Twitter]], as well as making himself a pariah to people in real life through his actions. He began blaming people to their face for his own shortcomings which resulted in him leaving his church, getting chewed out by a voice actress from [[My Little Pony|one of his favorite shows]], upsetting the few friends he has left with his homophobia and getting thrown out of a [[Walmart]] for committing blatant vandalism. He has also complained about the "stress" taking its toll on his health ([[Chris and health|this, at least, is evident]]) and pined incessantly about being "lonely". Even the "gal-pals" Chris so fondly talked about in his high school days would end up betraying him – he found out around Halloween 2013 that they had only tolerated him out of pity and, having discovered them, were just as revolted by his antics as much as the next sane person. Of course, the miseries Chris was lamenting at this time were almost entirely products of his own behavior coming back to haunt him, something he clearly did not realize.<br />
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The year 2013 also saw the rise of quite a few new white knights as well (including actual friends he met in real life) all of whom tried to offer constructive advice to Chris, although their advice was unwelcome information and thus totally ignored, as tradition dictates. This year of Chris's life seemed to have been most characterized by his flagrant disrespect of people, things and ideas around him, resulting in his exile and loneliness which he idiotically (but predictably) did not connect with his appalling behavior. <br />
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[[File:Chris 15 Aug 2014 changed profile pic.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2014]], his long, lank, thin [[hair]] receding in earnest.]]<br />
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At first, it seemed that [[2014]] would just be business as usual. That is, until [[January 2014|January]] 10th when, in a cataclysmic display of the idiocy we've come to expect from him, Chris thought it would be a good idea to brew coffee in the bathroom of his garbage-filled house with a frayed extension cord under the bathroom door, leading to him [[Destruction Of Chris's House|setting his own house on fire]]. While no human was seriously harmed, one of the remaining [[Chandler cats]] died in the fire. The resulting damages forced Chris and his mother to temporarily [[Rental House|move out and trash a different house]]. Almost all of the Chandler possessions were destroyed in the fire, including most of Chris's [[Megan Shrine|vast]] [[Lego|hoard]] [[Trading Cards|of]] [[DVD|stupid]] [[Kimmi|shit]]. On a sadder note, most if not all of Bob's possessions were presumably also destroyed, including his huge record collection.<br />
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Since then, Chris and his mother have been having [[Chris and money|acute]] [[Debt|financial]] [[Financhu Crisis|difficulties]], and Chris has spent most of the year alternating between begging and taking the odd commission to make more of his horrendous "art" on Facebook, or in a new display of [[Chris and his Ego|narcissism]], selling autographed photos of himself on eBay (you can guess who most of his patrons are). Nonetheless, this hasn't stopped Chris from blowing literally thousands of dollars on [[Lego|children's toys]]. Naturally, his "art" and photographs are only really of any value to trolls, and thankfully few people have been foolish enough to give him hand-outs. Which is for the best, given that he may finally be forced to face a situation his mother can't [[Hooker incident|bail him]] [[Chris and money|out of]], and maybe, just maybe, learn something from it. [[Chris and reality|Or not]].<br />
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[[File:OmegaconB.jpg|thumb|right|Chris in [[2015]].]]<br />
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[[Chris and reality|Chris began identifying as a lesbian]] in [[August 2014]], and denied that there is no such thing as a male lesbian (citing Yahoo! Answers as proof). While he seemed to soften his stance on gay men (''very'' reluctantly), he also indicated that he hated his own duck, in addition to his pre-existing hatred of pickles in general. Chris also took up swanning around attending LGBTQ events around Charlottesville, including attending a Halloween party at a gay bar dressed as a lesbian from the 70s. At such events, he obviously mingles with people infinitely more accepting and kind than himself. This necessarily will result either in Chris becoming a better person or in Chris being banned and ostracized from these gatherings. If history suggests a single thing, it is that the latter scenario will occur.<br />
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In July, Chris claimed to have a girlfriend by the name of [[Catherine]]. Needless to say, many [[Megan Schroeder|doubted it]] [[The Wallflower|would last]]. Sure enough, in early November, it was confirmed that Catherine was yet another troll persona. This has led to an outpouring of disappointment and disgust from many of his [[CWCki Forums|unappreciated abettors]], who were hoping that, for once, Chris had got lucky. It is unclear, but likely, that she was the same woman mentioned above who was dating him in July.<br />
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This glimmer of pity was extinguished in December, when Chris [[26 December 2014|violated a ban and assaulted an employee in an outing to]] [[GameStop]] on Boxing Day. He assaulted the store's Assistant Manager, who was calling security, with mace; showing that, again, Chris has yet to learn anything from his mistakes, if he even regards them as mistakes to begin with. Only time will tell how much trouble Chris has landed himself in this time, but given his current financial status and history, it can't be good. Needless to say, Chris has no one to blame but himself for this mess, which isn't to say he won't try.<br />
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==Transgender Era==<br />
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In January 2015, Chris asked people to start referring him with female pronouns, and subsequently caused another ruckus at Walmart. More generally, 2015 saw Chris slowly shy away from his traditional bigotry towards men and homosexuals (while still keeping up his [[Sonic Boom Protests|ludicrous crusade against Sega over the color scheme of a certain cartoon hedgehog]] and dramatizing his experience with trolls), and finally develop enough self-awareness to try and know himself. He indicated in several Facebook posts that he was still trying to gauge his own sexuality and sexual identity; for some time, he yo-yoed between wanting to remain a transvestite and wanting to transition into womanhood.<br />
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[[File:Happy Birthday, Nathan..mp400001.png|thumb|left|Chris in [[2016]].]]<br />
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Chris performed the sequels to some of his greatest hits in 2016:<br />
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|[[For Julie's Eyes Only]]<br />
|[[Lesbian Sex Audition]]<br />
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|[[Carlos Chantor]]<br />
|[[Stephanie Bustcakes]]<br />
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|[[Un-clit]]<br />
|[[Self-inflicted taint wound]]<br />
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In addition, Barb was sued by two banks, due to failure to pay over $20,000 of debt, kicking off the [[Financhu Crisis]], in which she and Chris both begged for money like jackasses, while their hoards were clearly visible behind them. The [[Business]] saga was suspended when Chris was [[Chris and business|banned from Etsy for failing to send orders]]. He continued to [[duck]] responsibility for his inability to put down the [[PS4]] controller long enough to slap together his preschool-level arts and crafts, choosing to blame [[Lulu]] for being "[[Homos|the bugger that bit my ass bad]] and killed my creative groove".<br />
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[[File:Dailyprogress online cville pride cwc.jpg|thumb|Chris in 2017, donning his [[unicorn cosplay]] at [[Cville Pride]].]]<br />
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His Oedipal complex veered into disturbing new levels when he freely announced that he [[August 2016 Facebook posts#Incestuous Thoughts|dreams about having sex with his mother]]. He also made multiple death threats against political figures [[Donald Trump]] and Mike Pence.<br />
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In [[2017]], the Financhu Crisis continued to stress the Chandlers. Chris offered pieces of his late father's stamp collection, the [[Sonic Totem]] and [[The Classic]] for sale in order to afford more toys, a [[$400 gold necklace]] for Barb, and the extremely costly expenses for his [[Stamps#Raffle|raffle prizes]]. He and Barb also continued begging. One of his friends from [[The End Games]] Pokémon Club grew concerned and gave him solid advice on how to apply for work through Virginia's DARS program – and in true Chris fashion, instead of following it, he went on an angry tirade. Later in the year, he was sued for failure to pay a debt to Mariner Finance.<br />
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[[File:ChrisandTeenTroonSquad.png|thumb|left|Chris with the Teen Troon Squad in [[2018]].]]<br />
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Chris rediscovered Twitter in March. His frequent tweets to voice actresses lead to the [[DoopieDoOver|Doopie]] saga – in which he was chastised for calling her [[darling]], but doubled down on it and was subsequently blocked by her – and getting blocked by ''My Little Pony'' VA [[Tabitha St. Germain]] due to her getting constantly tagged by Chris and the [[weens]] orbiting him. He created sockpuppet accounts [[NightStar2891]] to plead his case and [[TwiSparLicious]] to ban-evade, which failed.<br />
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He briefly joined the [[Kiwi Farms]] forum under the name LegendaryChristorian and held a Q&A session.<br />
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A high point for his social life was attending [[BronyCon]], at which he enjoyed attention from [[fans]]. He also attended LGBT events such as [[UVA Remembers Pulse]] (where he was interviewed on TV), [[Cville Pride]] (where he was photographed by news in crowd shots), and [[Love is Love]].<br />
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Chris resumed the [[Business]] saga halfway through the year by going back to work on the [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]] comic he had abandoned in 2015, by placing pages behind [[Patreon]]. He also again offered books for sale, self-published by [[Lulu]], was paid to be interviewed by [[Merryweathery]] and [[CopperCab]], and joined [[Redbubble]]. After eight years, he finally completed #11, and moved onto #12, which he completed after a few months. He began work on [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]] and [[Sonichu 15|''Sonichu'' #15]], but got distracted. His Patreon efforts also began to languish around October, when patrons complained that he hadn't been sending out books.<br />
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Another sweetheart saga took place in the fall. [[Jessica Quinn]], a long-time white knight, suddenly turned troll by pretending she had fallen in love with him. She broke up with him twice, the first time he cried on camera for her to take him back, and the final time, [[CLog 10042017 - Q&A NO MORE|he raged on video against the trolls he thought were to blame]]. He recovered quickly after drowning his sorrows at an ice cream shop.<br />
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==Goddess Era==<br />
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[[File:CWC 11 February 2019.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris in 2019.]]<br />
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After [[Heart level|having his heart shattered]] yet again, another troll, the mysterious [[Idea Guys|Idea Guy]], began to influence Chris by slipping hidden messages, often based on Nazi references, into the ''Sonichu'' canon thanks to an in-depth effort to manipulate someone who was very clearly mentally ill. While under the influence of the Idea Guy, Chris began spending time with members of the [[Teen Troon Squad]] who attempted to influence the ''Sonichu'' lore through involving themselves in the [[Dimensional Merge]]; along the way, a second Idea Guy appeared in order to feed into Chris's delusions. [[List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris|Chris was braiwashed into believing several things about himself]], such as the idea that he was bisexual and half-Sonichu, which ultimately culminated in Chris developing a [[Messiah complex]] derived from [[Dimensions|his own delusions about the nature of reality]] and the lore of ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]''.<br />
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[[File:Praetor5.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in 2020.]]<br />
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When it was learned that the Idea Guys were extorting Chris, who was already facing financial difficulties, a group of [[Kiwi Farms]] users joined forces to intervene. The [[Guard Dogs]], led by [[Null|Joshua "Null" Moon]], were able to expose the two Idea Guys and excise their control over Chris's life over the course of the subsequent months; these actions effectively caused the breakup of the Teen Troon Squad once they realized that they would also be in deep shit if they kept it up. (Unfortunately, charges against the Idea Guys never got very far.) Chris has since repeatedly denounced the trolls for their actions, but unfortunately the situation was much more complicated than that. While the actions of the Guard Dogs prevented any of the new batch of trolls from further exploiting or otherwise humiliating Chris, the damage was done: Chris bought into the fantasy that he was a goddess as a new coping mechanism, and his psyche's already-shaky grasp on reality has hit rock bottom.<br />
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Chris's new beliefs led him to seek a hippie makeover befitting of his supposed [[PsychicPowers|psychic prowess]], and he retreated further into his fantasies, generally refusing to engage with people who wouldn't entertain them. Chris eventually turned on Null, thanks to the influence of other trolls – chief among them, [[Jacob Sockness]], who sought to sexually exploit Chris. The Guard Dogs realized that there was nothing that they could do for a Chris who refused to listen, and disbanded, but a new group, known as the [[Watchmen]] (who [[Enablers|enabled some of Chris's fantasies]] out of pragmatism), sought to keep Chris from further embarrassing or endangering himself, successfully getting him away from Sockness.<br />
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Throughout all of this, Chris's belief in the Dimensional Merge has not wavered. When it didn't arrive on the prophesized date of {{w|Jonestown|November 18, 2018}}, Chris did what all doomsday cultists and religious fundamentalists did whenever the apocalypse didn't happen: push it back again and again. Not helping matters was the advent of [[COVID-19]], which Chris saw as a sign of the Dimensional Merge's progress alongside all the other insane crap that happened in the year 2020. For Chris, things really took a turn for the worse when [[BABSCon]] got cancelled, and he began an elaborate coping scheme to [[Spirit possession|live-action roleplay as Sonichu]] until he could attend ''[[My Little Pony]]'' conventions again, which will not happen until 2022 at the earliest. Chris spent nearly eleven months pretending to be his [[OCs|original character]], with very few interruptions, before eventually reverting to being himself again on 25 February 2021 to personally oppose news about the ''[[My Little Pony]]'' G5 reboot.<br />
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During this time, Chris's appearance visibly aged significantly, with his hair turning grey and losing some weight due to a decline in muscular mass. This is likely due to the effects of the hormones that he has applied to treat his gender dysphoria, alongside his declining physical health due to his various poor life decisions. Compared to [[Megan Schroeder]], who is four years younger and currently looks pretty close to how she did in photographs with Chris a mere thirteen years ago, Chris now looks like he could pass for her aunt or uncle.<br />
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==Future==<br />
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After nearly a decade of a slow downward spiral in nearly all aspects of his life following Bob's death, Chris's future does not look particularly bright. The Chandler family debt has been steadily rising, largely due to Barb and her son's poor spending habits, and even when she finally dies, the situation will arguably get worse for Chris with nobody to ground him in reality. Chris is virtually unemployable in any career after years of having every detail about his past leak out to the internet and never making a real effort to get a job after his brief stints working at fast food joints or retail.<br />
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14 Branchland Court will likely be foreclosed upon and potentially condemned in an effort to resolve the Financhu Crisis, leaving Chris without a home. His options from there are to either try to seek out another family member to live off of, get into assisted living, get committed to a mental hospital, or live on the streets, some of which are better than others but none of which are ideal for him. This is also to say nothing of his mental or physical health, both of which will continue to decay unless Chris actually makes moves to improve his life. In any case, Chris's story is one that seems fated to not have a happy ending, with his life perhaps serving as a cautionary tale in the age of the internet.<br />
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==See also==<br />
* [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)]] – Chris's depiction of himself within his own comics.<br />
* [[Chris-chan Sonichu]] – Chris's furry alter ego.<br />
* [[:Category:DVD slideshow images|Hundreds of personal photographs]] assembled for use in Chris's autobiographical [[DVD]].<br />
* [[User:Christianchandler]] – Chris's own CWCki account<br />
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==Sources==<br />
{{CWCipedia}}<br />
{{Fan Art|chris=Chris fan art|linkname=Chris}}<br />
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==External links==<br />
[http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4813395/ Christian Weston Chandler] at the {{w|Internet Movie Database}}<br />
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{{quote|FIVE MORE SEASONS FOR MLP G4! APPLEJACK FOR PRINCESS OF HONESTY!<br />
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DOWN WITH G5 FOR THE SAFETY OF EQUESTRIA AND EVERYWHERE ELSE!|Chris's rallying cry<ref>[[August 2018 social media posts#MLP protest part 5]]</ref>}}<br />
[[File:Hasbro Protest.jpg|thumb|400px|"When do we want it?!"<br>"Later!"]]<br />
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The '''''My Little Pony'' Protests''' are a [[Sonic Boom Protests|nonviolent]] series of tweets, videos and other media with the intention of persuading Hasbro—the owners of the ''[[My Little Pony]]'' franchise—to continue producing five more seasons of their animated series, ''Friendship is Magic'' in lieu of rebooting the franchise into its fifth generation, and as of late [[2019]], to cancel the spin-off series, ''My Little Pony: Pony Life''.<br />
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[[Chris]], of course, remains the only active participant since [[August 2018]]. [[CPU Blue Heart|Being quite the big shot in C-197]], he has conveyed that the aims of the protests are a means of preserving his [[imaginary friends]] in the ''Pony'' realm of Equestria; or simply put to everyone else, he refuses to accept that his favorite cartoon has concluded without his approval.<br />
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Having become seasoned in campaigns, such as the "Sonic Boom Protests" and [[HarassCWCdirectly|#HarassCWCdirectly]], the Hasbro Protests are one of Chris's most [[Chris and reality|out of touch ventures]] to date. Fortunately, [[Chris and the law|in his own best interests]], he is proceeding with the demonstrations in a more restrained manner than [[26 December 2014|previous endeavors]].<br />
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==Background==<br />
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[[File:VariousBronyConArt.jpg|thumb|left|250px|An example of Chris's chronicles in Equestria, which he perceives as reality.]]<br />
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''My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic'' was the fourth generation (or G4) of the Hasbro property, which aired from 10 October 2010 to 12 October 2019;<ref>''[[Wikipedia:My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic]]''</ref> by definition, it was Chris's favorite show of the [[2010s]]. His history with the franchise is a particularly rich one: he [[My Little Pony#Chris and ponies|initially got invested]] with the franchise to get [[Love Quest|closer]] with [[Megan]], but he was still a fan even long after she stopped speaking with him. Years later, Chris attended [[BronyCon 2017|three]] [[BronyCon 2018|BronyCon]] [[BronyCon 2019|conventions]], his Mary Sue [[OC]], [[Night Star]], would [[Sonichu 12-9|partly take on the mantle]] of [[Sonichu (comic)|his adventures]] in Equestria, and he was [[TF2 Analysis|publicly ostracized]] by several members of the brony analyst community.<br />
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Made especially clear after the [[Idea Guys]]' manipulations in early [[2018]], when faced with [[Financhu Crisis|injustices]] [[List of places that have banned Chris|in the]] [[Trolls|real world]], one of Chris's main coping mechanisms is escaping to his fantasy world of [[C-197]], where he is an [[CPU Blue Heart|omnipotent, revered deity]], and his denizens are various OCs and other fictional characters. According to Chris, in Equestria, he is an Alicorn—a Pegasus/Unicorn hybrid usually attributed to [[Chris and religion|almighty characters]] in the series—and has a strong rapport with the main characters, in addition to Night Star.<ref>[[September 2018 social media posts#Chris and his many counterparts]]</ref><ref name=PAJ>[[August 2018 social media posts#Swear your fealty to Princess Applejack]]</ref> Elements of his delusions frequently seep back into [[reality]], which is how articles such as these come to exist in the first place.<br />
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Rumors of a fifth generation were appearing as early as January 2018;<ref name=deviant>https://www.deviantart.com/liaaqila/journal/MLP-G5-LEAKS-MANE-6-DESIGN-CONCEPT-724818335</ref> in due course, they caught the attention of Chris. To him, the end of ''Friendship is Magic'' is not just the conclusion of his favorite contemporary cartoon, but the end of his sporadic social life in safe spaces such as BronyCon, among [[Other Pony events|other gatherings]] stemming from the series. Inwardly, he interprets the end of G4 as a threat to his airtight coping mechanism, as he claims the shift to a new canon in the form of G5 would see the perpetual stagnation or demise of C-197.<ref name=part2>[[August 2018 social media posts#MLP protest part 2]]</ref><ref name=part6>[[August 2018 social media posts#MLP protest part 6]]</ref><br />
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Weeks prior to his opening protest, Chris attended BronyCon 2018, where the staff announced that [[2019]] would see their final convention.<ref>https://twitter.com/BronyCon/status/1023675000132259840</ref> This, compounded with the [[Stress|looming dread]] of G4 ending, may have been the catalyst for him to [[Megatron pistol|take arms]] and get Hasbro's attention. For Chris, Hasbro not succumbing to his demands would be to defy his self-proclaimed divinity. Though his decision to campaign was purely of his own accord, he asserts that the continuation of G4 was demanded by the highest order in Equestria – the Princesses of Equestria.<ref>[[August 2018 social media posts#MLP protest part 4]]</ref><br />
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==Video==<br />
On 13 [[August 2018]], Chris commenced his campaign with a statement and video posted via Twitter.<ref name=proteststart>[[August 2018 social media posts#Chris starts his Pony Protest]]</ref><br />
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In his opening statement, Chris declared that he had [[Dreams|foreseen a possible future timeline]] in C-197, in which a spell intended to ascend [[:File:SchuComic12-9Page35.JPG|Applejack]] (who was in G4 an "Earth Pony", ie. a normal horse that's neither a Pegasus nor a Unicorn) to become an Alicorn backfires, causing the incumbent Alicorn, [[:File:SchuComic12-9Page30.JPG|Twilight Sparkle]], to transfer her wings and horn to [[:File:SchuComic12-9Page16-min.jpg|Pinkie Pie]] (who was in G4 an Earth Pony) and [[:File:Night Star crossover MLP.jpeg|Fluttershy]] (who was in G4 a Pegasus), respectively; this was apparently where G4 would transition to G5. On a more tangible note, Chris seems to have based his concerns on a single concept image for G5, which may or may not be official anyway.<ref name=deviant></ref> Chris's delusional theory falls flat, considering that the alleged G5 art of Fluttershy has removed her wings.<br />
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[[File:PonyProtestInspiration.jpg|thumb|400px|The image which got Chris all riled up.]]<br />
{{quotebox|Everyone of Earth 1218! I have an announcement!<br />
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I have seen a future that we must prevent: My Little Pony Generation Five.<br />
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Spoiler Alert: Princess Twilight Sparkle was prompted to promote Applejack to become an Alicorn Princess, but in doing so, the spell backfires and then we end up with... THIS!<br />
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Twilight becoming an Earth Pony (SIMPLY UNFORGIVABLE!), and the horns and wings being lost and swapped between Twilight, Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy.<br />
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I just did a reset to prevent that from happening. Celestia will take it upon herself to promote Applejack, because she Will be doing something that brings the magic out of her, like it did Cadence and Twilight. AJ’s Promotion needs to happen; she becomes the next Alicorn Princess by Celestia’s Power; Twilight and the others remain as they are, and G4 continues on. Generation Five Must Not Happen!<br />
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Listen up, @Hasbro and @HasbroNews , because I HAVE The Power and Link to our Sister Dimension, and I have seen it too.<br />
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<nowiki>#ContinueMLPG4!</nowiki><br />
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CONTINUE My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic for at least Five More Seasons, @Hasbro and @HasbroNews !<br />
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Our Matching Futures are at Stake Here! I, your CPU Blue Heart Commands it so as well, in agreement with Princess Celestia.<br />
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Please, Heed Our Warning!<br />
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Thank You.<ref name=proteststart></ref>}}<br />
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A short time later, Chris uploaded '''Hasbro! MLP G4 Must Continue; NO MLP G5!''':<br />
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Heed Our Warning, Hasbro! Applejack MUST become an Alicorn Princess, and Twilight must NEVER become an Earth Pony!<br />
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'''Transcript'''<br />
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Hey there everybody this is Christine Chandler coming to you live from home once again. People of Earth [[1218]] heed my warning! Spoiler alert, I have seen the future and I had to prevent it!<br />
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Princess Twilight Sparkle was about to upgrade Applejack to Alicorn status by-c-by order of Princess Celestia. Because a-Applejack is gonna come upon her own magic in a few days. But it backfires and instead of Applejack becoming Alicorn, period, Twilight's Wings get put onto Pinkie Pie and Twilight's horn gets onto Fluttershy and it's just no GOOOOOOD, and that's how we end up with that FRICKIN' G5! <br />
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We must prevent this! This is not gonna work out and I have foreseen this. This is very, very bad. So I had just confirmed with Twilight and Princess Celestia as well and... Celestia and I are in agreement as she has seen the future as well... We must prevent this G5 mistake from ever happening. And yes, G4 will continue... Applejack is the next Alicorn princess and she must become that without flaw. And so Celestia will take it upon herself to... upgrade Applejack as well. <br />
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But anyway. Heed my word, Hasbro! And everybody on the MLP show! Generation 5 must NEVER HAPPEN! And G4 must have at least 5 more seasons. And Applejack will become an Alicorn princess...<br />
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Heed this! Heed our warning! This is an official command from your CPU Blue Heart in agreement with Princess Celestia of Equestria all of which in our sister dimension. <br />
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[''nods, pauses'']<br />
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Thank you.<br />
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==Chris's premonitions==<br />
[[File:PrincessAJ2.jpg|thumb|right|Because if Chris has portrayed it, it ''must'' be canon.]]<br />
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The rest of August 2018 saw Chris continually ranting about five more seasons of ''Friendship is Magic''. He eventually explained that if G4 was to be cancelled, the mishap stated in his video would occur, leaving Equestria vulnerable to [[Akan]] – the villain of ''Hardcore Henry'' and [[Sonichu 13|''Sonichu'' #13]], as instilled by the Idea Guys. G5 would follow said events, resulting in Akan's invasion extending into [[1218|our universe]]:<br />
{{quotebox|The separation of the species, and the aggression is the future Celestia had seen should G5 continue and G4 end. Twilight will become an Earth Pony, and then with her unable to defend Equestria, Akan and his forces will overpower Equestria, and in the G5 show, in all the ”action” and “cool looks” and all that, Akan’s message of worshipping him as leader of all worlds will be broadcasted subliminally, and his reign will spread into Our World from our Sister Dimension there!<ref name=part6></ref>}}<br />
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It was during this wall of tweets when he started tagging the show's voice actors. It remains unknown whether the actors took notice of Chris's posts, but Hasbro certainly didn't.<br />
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[[File:AkanOC.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Never mind [[Dragon Ball Z|Goku]] or the [[Power Rangers]]. Only cartoon horses can defeat Akan.]]<br />
On the other hand, Chris offered insight into what would be in store if the show was to continue. He believed that by the end of Season 14, all the main characters would become Alicorns, as part of a King Arthur-esque "Round Table of the Princesses of Harmony":<br />
{{quotebox|[The] rest of the Mane Six are destined to join Princess Twilight and the soon-to-be Princess of Honesty, Applejack, as Alicorns, themselves during that time frame. Their Stories MUST be told and continued. The Reboot will ONLY just Kill the timeline of ours that will simply stifle the originals’ growth, as well as throw Both of or dimensions into a chaos that must never ever take place, @Hasbro.<ref name=part2></ref>}}<br />
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Despite Hasbro neither confirming nor denying a new season beyond 9, on 22 August, Chris went ahead with the good ending regardless:<br />
{{quotebox|Everybody! Mark this day at about 4:10 pm, Eastern Standard Time; I saw it as it happened, as Celestia and Twilight had Applejack in her hall of memories. Without a hitch or backfire, Princess Applejack of Honesty, has arisen! And Princess Twilight remains an Alicorn!}}<br />
{{quotebox|Everybody of this world, you all may congratulate Princess Applejack in shouting, social media sharing, or you can even write a letter directly to her (no address or stamp required; just your hand writing and signature and a moment to let your link shine for her to get the message.<br />
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All Hail Princess Applejack! All Hail the Equestria Princesses of Harmony! All Hail the continuation of MLP G4 as well!<ref>[[August 2018 social media posts#Applejack becomes an Alicorn]]</ref>}}<br />
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He even attended the coronation:<br />
{{quotebox|Well, everyone, I was just there, in my Ponysona, sitting with Nightstar, [[Kun]] and [[September 2018 social media posts#Zap Note|Zap Note]] in the front row in Canterlot; our Princess Applejack, of Honesty, has been coronated! Everyone praise her today! Yeee-Haw!<ref name=PAJ></ref>}}<br />
The battle was won, at least in Chris's mind, but the war was not yet over.<br />
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Later, in [[November 2019]], Chris immortalized his pseudo-canon as part of his <br />
[[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder]] card collection:<ref name=nog5>[[November 2019 social media posts#Gen5 is not meant to be for Years]]</ref><br />
<center><gallery><br />
File:PrincessTwilightCard.jpg|Princess Twilight Sparkle<br />
File:PrinceSpikeCard.jpg|Prince Spike<br />
File:PrincessAppleJackCard.jpg|Princess Applejack<br />
File:PrincessRainbowDashCard.jpg|Princess Rainbow Dash<br />
File:PrincessFluttershyCard.jpg|Princess Fluttershy<br />
File:PrincessPinkieCard.jpg|Princess Pinkie Pie<br />
File:PrincessRarityCard.jpg|Princess Rarity<br />
</gallery></center><br />
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==''Friendship is Magic'' ends==<br />
[[File:ChrisTF2.jpg|thumb|250px|Imagine being one of the VIPs at a convention, and one of your fans tells you that you would continue voicing a role because the character you voice communicated her demands from another dimension to said fan. That was voice actress Nicole Oliver in 2019.]]<br />
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On 16 February 2019, ''My Little Pony'' confirmed that Season 9 would be their final one.<ref>https://www.facebook.com/mylittlepony/posts/2652914364725984:0</ref> Chris's campaign reemerged in the June of that year; in his second wave of protests, he pulled the [[Chris and politics|"Big, Greedy Corporation" card]] as his excuse for Hasbro not budging:<br />
{{quotebox|On the Good News: Everyone At Hasbro has received, either directly from Celestia, herself, or from those of us in the fandom, communities and then some and so forth. BUT, apparently, there are Some at Hasbro who do not believe in Fate and Destiny events, in addition to their monetary greed (no surprise).<ref name=june19>[[June 2019 social media posts#Chris resumes the My Little Pony Protests]]</ref>}}<br />
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Failing to understand that companies delegate productions to other studios to meet time and budget constraints, he advised his fellow campaigners to boycott the new (canon) television special:<br />
{{quotebox|The upcoming MLP Special, [[Wikipedia:My Little Pony: Rainbow Roadtrip|Rainbow Roadtrip]], as it was made by a different media company: Please, Boycott Watching It, as well as Any and all Uploaded Video Content of this show.<br />
Typically, I am not one to bad mouth about that which has no hatred content in it, BUT this is a Royal Request.<ref name=june19></ref>}}<br />
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At the [[BronyCon 2019|final BronyCon]] in [[August 2019]], Chris [[BronyCon 2019#Meeting Nicole Oliver|relayed to Princess Celestia voice actress, Nicole Oliver]], that her contract would be extended (note: Chris assumed the identity of [[Magi-Chan]] during the following post):<br />
{{quoteboxpurple|Celestia and Luna are a long way from retiring. As @CPU_CWCSonichu has personally told @mouthnoize at BronyCon, “The Reirement [''sic''] is not in.”<ref>[[September 2019 social media posts#Chris spoke to VA about the Pony Protests]]</ref>}}<br />
Nicole Oliver later blocked Chris on Twitter for undisclosed reasons.<ref>[[:File:NicoleOliverTwitter.jpg]]</ref><br />
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In the final days of Season 9, ''My Little Pony'' offered fans other ways to engage with the franchise. One of which was the comic book series from IDW Publishing, which moving forward, was to promote its publication with the Hasbro approved tagline of "Season 10".<ref>''[[Wikipedia:My Little Pony (IDW Publishing)]]''</ref> Chris was not having it:<br />
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{{quotebox|Dear @Hasbro, #MLPFiM G4 Needs to have its Seasons 10 to 14 Animated in Chronicling; Not Just Comic Books. This is Celestia, Luna, and Princess Twilight’s Command, as well as the Command of all of the Deities between both dimensions.<br>To leave it as simply @IDWPublishing comics is very much an insult.<ref>[[October 2019 social media posts#Chris complains about the MLP comics]]</ref>}}<br />
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On 12 [[October 2019]], ''Friendship is Magic'' aired its final episode – with no allusions to the forthcoming Akan or Round Table of Princesses. By the following month, Chris remained in the first of the five stages of grief:<br />
{{quotebox|I will also comment that I have not at all yet watched the Season 9 three-part finale at all (the mild spoiler imagery is not helpful) until after Season 10 of Gen4 #MLPFiM is aired on Discovery Family in 2020, and proper full announcements have been made in this dimension by @Hasbro and the people therein of the show. I eagerly await hearing this confirmation from the News Sources. Princess Celestia Has commanded you all before as well of this.<ref name=nog5></ref>}}<br />
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On 20 [[April 2020]] Hasbro released the Friendship is Forever series which was a clip show of MLP G4 and added a little bit more context to the last episode of the series. Chris ([[Spirit possession|roleplaying]] as [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]) responded to this new in celebration most likely because he thought it was G4’s return. After a few minutes Chris followed up his original response by changing his original prediction from [[October 2019]] to align with the current news, implying that his original prediction was wrong.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1252422902055493632</ref>Chris attempted to take credit for the news as he had made a card in his TSSSF Nightstar and Friends Expansion pack about Season 10 of MLP G4 coming in [[April 2020]], but Friendship is Forever and tenth season of MLP G4 are clearly two different things.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1252423951071866880</ref> <br />
{{quotebox|Hmm. Actually, with consent from Mama, let me add a bit further: MORE of “Friendship Is Magic”, Delay of Gen 5, falling of #GOPony, and this now in April. And her Fifth Bonus card in her #TSSSF Nightstar & Friends Expansion that was put together months ago...<br />
Can you say Kra-Kow?}}<br />
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According to Chris ([[Spirit possession|roleplaying]] as [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]) in [[August 2020]], he had finished viewing Season 9:<br />
{{quoteboxyellow|Yes, Mama has reluctantly watched the future episode of the season that was very much premature on being chronicled and shown at all.<ref>[[Discord Q&A 2#"Sonichu"'s replies]]</ref>}}<br />
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==GOPony==<br />
{{quote|NO. #MLPFiMSeason10to14 is what we need; Not this GO! [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|Crap]].|Chris is deadly serious<ref>[[November 2019 social media posts#Not this GO! Crap]]</ref>}}<br />
[[File:NightStarProtest.jpg|thumb|right|The pony equivalent of protesting to [[Godbear|God]] about doomsday being inevitable.]]<br />
Surprisingly, Chris actually predicted one thing correctly, back in August 2018:<br />
{{quotebox|G5 will be like Teen Titans Go, or the Sonic Boom video game; it will be downhill. I have foreseen it. Celestia has foreseen it. EVERYBODY with the Power has foreseen it.<ref>[[August 2018 social media posts#MLP protest part 3]]</ref>}}<br />
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On 13 November 2019, Hasbro, having ignored Chris's previous warnings, announced ''My Little Pony: Pony Life'' – a chibi spin-off of ''Friendship is Magic'', intended as a stopgap between G4 and G5. An upset Chris took to Twitter and spammed Hasbro, along with users showing any kind of interest in the show, with repeated complaints:<br />
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{{quotebox|And [''Pony Life''] is another reason why G5 gets delayed until 2025, and we get #MLPFiMSeason14 before then, with Seasons 10 to 13 before then. I Know you can hear us, and that you read these, @Hasbro. Celestia Has Talked With You All. Don’t be Corporate Greeds. ⚡️💙⚡️<ref>[[November 2019 social media posts#Chris targets Pony Life]]</ref>}}<br />
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Henceforth, Chris went on to mockingly dub the new series "GOPony", due to its similarity to Cartoon Network's [[Wikipedia:Teen Titans Go! (TV series)|''Teen Titans Go!'']]. He elaborated that the two shows coexist in the same "jerkish" dimension:<br />
{{quotebox|Actually, it is literally linked in the same Dimension as Teen Titans GO, and they are ALL Jerkish. This #GOPony show is simply Not Good At All. It needs to remain OFF THE AIR, Period.<ref>[[November 2019 social media posts#Pony Life is the same dimension as Teen Titans Go!]]</ref>}}<br />
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Having no impact in the real world, Chris retreated to C-197, where he recruited Night Star, Kun T’Nyuget and various major characters from the series to picket outside Hasbro's corporate headquarters and in Equestria. His imaginary protests were depicted in TSSSF cards, published on 16 November – one of which portrays Chris and Night Star confronting the "greedy" Hasbro executives and convincing them to renew G4;<ref>[[November 2019 social media posts#Chris issues a death threat against a cartoon]]</ref> Hasbro is yet to issue a statement in the ''real world'' regarding this change of direction.<br />
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<center><gallery><br />
File:Nightstarprotestcard.jpg|Nightstar in Protest<br />
File:Kunprotestcard.jpg|Kun in Protest<br />
File:Hasbroprotestcard.jpg|Protesting at Hasbro Inc.<br />
File:Executiveprotestcard.jpg|Telling it to the executives<br />
</gallery></center><br />
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[[File:CWC GoPony reaction.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Chris's reaction to ''Pony Life'''s premiere, June 2020.]]<br />
Chris continued to spam Twitter with complaints about ''Pony Life'' well into [[2020]] – especially with the the #GOPony hashtag.<ref>[https://twitter.com/search?f=live&q=(%23GOPony)%20(from%3Acpu_cwcsonichu)&src=typed_query Twitter search for Chris's use of #GoPony]</ref><br />
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Unable to attend [[BABSCon]] due to the [[COVID-19]] pandemic, Chris claimed to have [[Spirit possession#Sonichu|swapped bodies]] with [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] in [[March 2020]], in order to attend the convention in C-197.<ref>[[April 2020 social media posts#Chris body swaps with Sonichu to cope with missing BABScon]]</ref> (It's possible that Chris believed that he could go to the convention to campaign for more G4 in spite of the series ending, and his retreat from reality was done to [[Chris and coping|cope]] with his inability to do that.) On 21 [[June 2020]], with Chris still in C-197, the first episode of ''Pony Life'' premiered. "Sonichu" viewed the episode and posted a selfie of him with a cartoonish frown on his face to express his displeasure:<br />
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{{quoteboxyellow|Literally the face I simply can not help but make as I watch the first episode of #GOPony. UGH! Freaking @Hasbro executives! 😠⚡🔥<br />
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What did Mama say Months ago? That’s right: #GOPony is confirmed Epic Garbage! Ugh! I am soo upset and angry over this abomination! Do you hear me, @Hasbro? EPIC Garbage!<ref>[[June 2020 social media posts#Deity-level awful]]</ref>}}<br />
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As of [[August 2020]], Chris's most recent protest was on 21 June 2020;<ref>[[June 2020 social media posts#MLP is not for babies]]</ref> however, he remains committed to both his ''Pony Life'' boycott and his delusion that ''Friendship is Magic'' will return to television screens. Only time will tell how he will react when he realizes the futility of his campaign, or whether his vitriol against the series will reach the [[26 December 2014|same levels]] as the [[Sonic Boom Protests]].<br />
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==G5 Approaches==<br />
Chris’ continued to descend into denial as more G5 content began to come out. On 5 [[February 2021]], the synopsis for the MLP G5 movie and series was released. Chris ([[Spirit possession|roleplaying]] as [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]) commented on this synopsis on 6 [[February 2021]], stating that G5 was more of a continuation of G4 instead of it being its own standalone generation, therefore making his prediction correct.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1358146677706805254</ref> This doesn’t line up with Chris’ original prediction as it included that the main 6 characters of the show would all become alicorns and G5 would be delayed to 2025.<br />
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25 [[February 2021]] was a significant day for Chris. Screenshots from the MLP G5 movie were leaked and spread around the brony community like wildfire. After several months of roleplaying as Sonichu, this leaked stopped Chris from roleplaying so he could respond to the leak.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1365027058355752962</ref> This was mostly likely because Chris believes that his “goddess authority” would make Hasbro listen to him. One of Chris’ first reactions to the G5 leaks was him agreeing that it was leftist propaganda. {{quotebox|Even moreso why G5 is a really deity-level awful idea, @Hasbro. We are very much opposed to it, even Princess Twilight Sparkle, herself, in Equestria. I Know, because I have been there and talked with her, Celestia, Luna and everyone else, personally. ⚡️💙⚡️<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1365026138200940549</ref>}}<br />
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Chris began to show his disapproval on multiple post showing excitement for the G5 leaked content. Chris then began to call G5, a “G3 remake” despite looking very little like G3.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1365112078315499522</ref> Chris most likely thought that G5 looked like G3 because characters in both series have wide noses. Chris went on to make a post urging bronies and Hasbro that G5 would be bad and if it were released, the world would end.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1365073756893425669</ref> However, the hype for the new series continued to grow in the fandom and members of the community that Chris admired, such as Dr. Wolf, made videos discussing their enthusiasm for the series. This, along with the [[Merge]] not happening, caused Chris to leave twitter- {{quotebox|Hey, y’all. I am going to stay off of Twitter for a while until When #NotMLPG5ItsMLPG3Remake is confirmed Cancelled. @Hasbro, you listen up and Cancel MLPG5 Now, please.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1365352632454414337</ref>}} -for a day.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1365802071333699591</ref><br />
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On 1 [[March 2021]], Chris retweeted his post from 25 [[February 2021]] and once again urging Hasbro to cancel G5 immediately.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1366488173375815681</ref> <br />
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On March 12, Chris had made a petition on Change.org to cancel/postpone G5. <br />
{{quotebox|Please, help keep our universe, here, and our Equestria, from falling apart and sign this petition to Cancel MLPG5 Right Now and Today.<br />
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Listen Up, @Hasbro.}}<br />
<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1370402384598417410?s=19</ref><br />
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Due to his behaviors towards G5, people have been comparing this and the [[Sonic Boom Protests]] from 2014, seeing as they both come from Chris's childish-like protests towards both.<br />
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==Gallery==<br />
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File:CWC reaction meme for MLP Pony Life.png|A reaction image Chris has often used in conjunction with his tweets.<br />
File:NotoGOPony.jpg|And Chris wonders why people block him...<br />
File:PonyGo.jpeg|He won't like this art.<br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[Chris and oratory]]<br />
*[[Sonic Boom Protests]]<br />
*[[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder]]<br />
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{{quote|FIVE MORE SEASONS FOR MLP G4! APPLEJACK FOR PRINCESS OF HONESTY!<br />
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DOWN WITH G5 FOR THE SAFETY OF EQUESTRIA AND EVERYWHERE ELSE!|Chris's rallying cry<ref>[[August 2018 social media posts#MLP protest part 5]]</ref>}}<br />
[[File:Hasbro Protest.jpg|thumb|400px|"When do we want it?!"<br>"Later!"]]<br />
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The '''''My Little Pony'' Protests''' are a [[Sonic Boom Protests|nonviolent]] series of tweets, videos and other media with the intention of persuading Hasbro—the owners of the ''[[My Little Pony]]'' franchise—to continue producing five more seasons of their animated series, ''Friendship is Magic'' in lieu of rebooting the franchise into its fifth generation, and as of late [[2019]], to cancel the spin-off series, ''My Little Pony: Pony Life''.<br />
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[[Chris]], of course, remains the only active participant since [[August 2018]]. [[CPU Blue Heart|Being quite the big shot in C-197]], he has conveyed that the aims of the protests are a means of preserving his [[imaginary friends]] in the ''Pony'' realm of Equestria; or simply put to everyone else, he refuses to accept that his favorite cartoon has concluded without his approval.<br />
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Having become seasoned in campaigns, such as the "Sonic Boom Protests" and [[HarassCWCdirectly|#HarassCWCdirectly]], the Hasbro Protests are one of Chris's most [[Chris and reality|out of touch ventures]] to date. Fortunately, [[Chris and the law|in his own best interests]], he is proceeding with the demonstrations in a more restrained manner than [[26 December 2014|previous endeavors]].<br />
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==Background==<br />
{{main|My Little Pony|Chris and reality}}<br />
[[File:VariousBronyConArt.jpg|thumb|left|250px|An example of Chris's chronicles in Equestria, which he perceives as reality.]]<br />
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''My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic'' was the fourth generation (or G4) of the Hasbro property, which aired from 10 October 2010 to 12 October 2019;<ref>''[[Wikipedia:My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic]]''</ref> by definition, it was Chris's favorite show of the [[2010s]]. His history with the franchise is a particularly rich one: he [[My Little Pony#Chris and ponies|initially got invested]] with the franchise to get [[Love Quest|closer]] with [[Megan]], but he was still a fan even long after she stopped speaking with him. Years later, Chris attended [[BronyCon 2017|three]] [[BronyCon 2018|BronyCon]] [[BronyCon 2019|conventions]], his Mary Sue [[OC]], [[Night Star]], would [[Sonichu 12-9|partly take on the mantle]] of [[Sonichu (comic)|his adventures]] in Equestria, and he was [[TF2 Analysis|publicly ostracized]] by several members of the brony analyst community.<br />
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Made especially clear after the [[Idea Guys]]' manipulations in early [[2018]], when faced with [[Financhu Crisis|injustices]] [[List of places that have banned Chris|in the]] [[Trolls|real world]], one of Chris's main coping mechanisms is escaping to his fantasy world of [[C-197]], where he is an [[CPU Blue Heart|omnipotent, revered deity]], and his denizens are various OCs and other fictional characters. According to Chris, in Equestria, he is an Alicorn—a Pegasus/Unicorn hybrid usually attributed to [[Chris and religion|almighty characters]] in the series—and has a strong rapport with the main characters, in addition to Night Star.<ref>[[September 2018 social media posts#Chris and his many counterparts]]</ref><ref name=PAJ>[[August 2018 social media posts#Swear your fealty to Princess Applejack]]</ref> Elements of his delusions frequently seep back into [[reality]], which is how articles such as these come to exist in the first place.<br />
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Rumors of a fifth generation were appearing as early as January 2018;<ref name=deviant>https://www.deviantart.com/liaaqila/journal/MLP-G5-LEAKS-MANE-6-DESIGN-CONCEPT-724818335</ref> in due course, they caught the attention of Chris. To him, the end of ''Friendship is Magic'' is not just the conclusion of his favorite contemporary cartoon, but the end of his sporadic social life in safe spaces such as BronyCon, among [[Other Pony events|other gatherings]] stemming from the series. Inwardly, he interprets the end of G4 as a threat to his airtight coping mechanism, as he claims the shift to a new canon in the form of G5 would see the perpetual stagnation or demise of C-197.<ref name=part2>[[August 2018 social media posts#MLP protest part 2]]</ref><ref name=part6>[[August 2018 social media posts#MLP protest part 6]]</ref><br />
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Weeks prior to his opening protest, Chris attended BronyCon 2018, where the staff announced that [[2019]] would see their final convention.<ref>https://twitter.com/BronyCon/status/1023675000132259840</ref> This, compounded with the [[Stress|looming dread]] of G4 ending, may have been the catalyst for him to [[Megatron pistol|take arms]] and get Hasbro's attention. For Chris, Hasbro not succumbing to his demands would be to defy his self-proclaimed divinity. Though his decision to campaign was purely of his own accord, he asserts that the continuation of G4 was demanded by the highest order in Equestria – the Princesses of Equestria.<ref>[[August 2018 social media posts#MLP protest part 4]]</ref><br />
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==Video==<br />
On 13 [[August 2018]], Chris commenced his campaign with a statement and video posted via Twitter.<ref name=proteststart>[[August 2018 social media posts#Chris starts his Pony Protest]]</ref><br />
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In his opening statement, Chris declared that he had [[Dreams|foreseen a possible future timeline]] in C-197, in which a spell intended to ascend [[:File:SchuComic12-9Page35.JPG|Applejack]] (who was in G4 an "Earth Pony", ie. a normal horse that's neither a Pegasus nor a Unicorn) to become an Alicorn backfires, causing the incumbent Alicorn, [[:File:SchuComic12-9Page30.JPG|Twilight Sparkle]], to transfer her wings and horn to [[:File:SchuComic12-9Page16-min.jpg|Pinkie Pie]] (who was in G4 an Earth Pony) and [[:File:Night Star crossover MLP.jpeg|Fluttershy]] (who was in G4 a Pegasus), respectively; this was apparently where G4 would transition to G5. On a more tangible note, Chris seems to have based his concerns on a single concept image for G5, which may or may not be official anyway.<ref name=deviant></ref> Chris's delusional theory falls flat, considering that the alleged G5 art of Fluttershy has removed her wings.<br />
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[[File:PonyProtestInspiration.jpg|thumb|400px|The image which got Chris all riled up.]]<br />
{{quotebox|Everyone of Earth 1218! I have an announcement!<br />
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I have seen a future that we must prevent: My Little Pony Generation Five.<br />
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Spoiler Alert: Princess Twilight Sparkle was prompted to promote Applejack to become an Alicorn Princess, but in doing so, the spell backfires and then we end up with... THIS!<br />
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Twilight becoming an Earth Pony (SIMPLY UNFORGIVABLE!), and the horns and wings being lost and swapped between Twilight, Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy.<br />
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I just did a reset to prevent that from happening. Celestia will take it upon herself to promote Applejack, because she Will be doing something that brings the magic out of her, like it did Cadence and Twilight. AJ’s Promotion needs to happen; she becomes the next Alicorn Princess by Celestia’s Power; Twilight and the others remain as they are, and G4 continues on. Generation Five Must Not Happen!<br />
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Listen up, @Hasbro and @HasbroNews , because I HAVE The Power and Link to our Sister Dimension, and I have seen it too.<br />
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<nowiki>#ContinueMLPG4!</nowiki><br />
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CONTINUE My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic for at least Five More Seasons, @Hasbro and @HasbroNews !<br />
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Our Matching Futures are at Stake Here! I, your CPU Blue Heart Commands it so as well, in agreement with Princess Celestia.<br />
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Please, Heed Our Warning!<br />
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Thank You.<ref name=proteststart></ref>}}<br />
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A short time later, Chris uploaded '''Hasbro! MLP G4 Must Continue; NO MLP G5!''':<br />
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| subject = {{Television|text}}<br />
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'''Description'''<br />
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Heed Our Warning, Hasbro! Applejack MUST become an Alicorn Princess, and Twilight must NEVER become an Earth Pony!<br />
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'''Transcript'''<br />
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Hey there everybody this is Christine Chandler coming to you live from home once again. People of Earth [[1218]] heed my warning! Spoiler alert, I have seen the future and I had to prevent it!<br />
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Princess Twilight Sparkle was about to upgrade Applejack to Alicorn status by-c-by order of Princess Celestia. Because a-Applejack is gonna come upon her own magic in a few days. But it backfires and instead of Applejack becoming Alicorn, period, Twilight's Wings get put onto Pinkie Pie and Twilight's horn gets onto Fluttershy and it's just no GOOOOOOD, and that's how we end up with that FRICKIN' G5! <br />
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We must prevent this! This is not gonna work out and I have foreseen this. This is very, very bad. So I had just confirmed with Twilight and Princess Celestia as well and... Celestia and I are in agreement as she has seen the future as well... We must prevent this G5 mistake from ever happening. And yes, G4 will continue... Applejack is the next Alicorn princess and she must become that without flaw. And so Celestia will take it upon herself to... upgrade Applejack as well. <br />
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But anyway. Heed my word, Hasbro! And everybody on the MLP show! Generation 5 must NEVER HAPPEN! And G4 must have at least 5 more seasons. And Applejack will become an Alicorn princess...<br />
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Heed this! Heed our warning! This is an official command from your CPU Blue Heart in agreement with Princess Celestia of Equestria all of which in our sister dimension. <br />
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[''nods, pauses'']<br />
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Thank you.<br />
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==Chris's premonitions==<br />
[[File:PrincessAJ2.jpg|thumb|right|Because if Chris has portrayed it, it ''must'' be canon.]]<br />
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The rest of August 2018 saw Chris continually ranting about five more seasons of ''Friendship is Magic''. He eventually explained that if G4 was to be cancelled, the mishap stated in his video would occur, leaving Equestria vulnerable to [[Akan]] – the villain of ''Hardcore Henry'' and [[Sonichu 13|''Sonichu'' #13]], as instilled by the Idea Guys. G5 would follow said events, resulting in Akan's invasion extending into [[1218|our universe]]:<br />
{{quotebox|The separation of the species, and the aggression is the future Celestia had seen should G5 continue and G4 end. Twilight will become an Earth Pony, and then with her unable to defend Equestria, Akan and his forces will overpower Equestria, and in the G5 show, in all the ”action” and “cool looks” and all that, Akan’s message of worshipping him as leader of all worlds will be broadcasted subliminally, and his reign will spread into Our World from our Sister Dimension there!<ref name=part6></ref>}}<br />
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It was during this wall of tweets when he started tagging the show's voice actors. It remains unknown whether the actors took notice of Chris's posts, but Hasbro certainly didn't.<br />
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[[File:AkanOC.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Never mind [[Dragon Ball Z|Goku]] or the [[Power Rangers]]. Only cartoon horses can defeat Akan.]]<br />
On the other hand, Chris offered insight into what would be in store if the show was to continue. He believed that by the end of Season 14, all the main characters would become Alicorns, as part of a King Arthur-esque "Round Table of the Princesses of Harmony":<br />
{{quotebox|[The] rest of the Mane Six are destined to join Princess Twilight and the soon-to-be Princess of Honesty, Applejack, as Alicorns, themselves during that time frame. Their Stories MUST be told and continued. The Reboot will ONLY just Kill the timeline of ours that will simply stifle the originals’ growth, as well as throw Both of or dimensions into a chaos that must never ever take place, @Hasbro.<ref name=part2></ref>}}<br />
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Despite Hasbro neither confirming nor denying a new season beyond 9, on 22 August, Chris went ahead with the good ending regardless:<br />
{{quotebox|Everybody! Mark this day at about 4:10 pm, Eastern Standard Time; I saw it as it happened, as Celestia and Twilight had Applejack in her hall of memories. Without a hitch or backfire, Princess Applejack of Honesty, has arisen! And Princess Twilight remains an Alicorn!}}<br />
{{quotebox|Everybody of this world, you all may congratulate Princess Applejack in shouting, social media sharing, or you can even write a letter directly to her (no address or stamp required; just your hand writing and signature and a moment to let your link shine for her to get the message.<br />
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All Hail Princess Applejack! All Hail the Equestria Princesses of Harmony! All Hail the continuation of MLP G4 as well!<ref>[[August 2018 social media posts#Applejack becomes an Alicorn]]</ref>}}<br />
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He even attended the coronation:<br />
{{quotebox|Well, everyone, I was just there, in my Ponysona, sitting with Nightstar, [[Kun]] and [[September 2018 social media posts#Zap Note|Zap Note]] in the front row in Canterlot; our Princess Applejack, of Honesty, has been coronated! Everyone praise her today! Yeee-Haw!<ref name=PAJ></ref>}}<br />
The battle was won, at least in Chris's mind, but the war was not yet over.<br />
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Later, in [[November 2019]], Chris immortalized his pseudo-canon as part of his <br />
[[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder]] card collection:<ref name=nog5>[[November 2019 social media posts#Gen5 is not meant to be for Years]]</ref><br />
<center><gallery><br />
File:PrincessTwilightCard.jpg|Princess Twilight Sparkle<br />
File:PrinceSpikeCard.jpg|Prince Spike<br />
File:PrincessAppleJackCard.jpg|Princess Applejack<br />
File:PrincessRainbowDashCard.jpg|Princess Rainbow Dash<br />
File:PrincessFluttershyCard.jpg|Princess Fluttershy<br />
File:PrincessPinkieCard.jpg|Princess Pinkie Pie<br />
File:PrincessRarityCard.jpg|Princess Rarity<br />
</gallery></center><br />
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==''Friendship is Magic'' ends==<br />
[[File:ChrisTF2.jpg|thumb|250px|Imagine being one of the VIPs at a convention, and one of your fans tells you that you would continue voicing a role because the character you voice communicated her demands from another dimension to said fan. That was voice actress Nicole Oliver in 2019.]]<br />
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On 16 February 2019, ''My Little Pony'' confirmed that Season 9 would be their final one.<ref>https://www.facebook.com/mylittlepony/posts/2652914364725984:0</ref> Chris's campaign reemerged in the June of that year; in his second wave of protests, he pulled the [[Chris and politics|"Big, Greedy Corporation" card]] as his excuse for Hasbro not budging:<br />
{{quotebox|On the Good News: Everyone At Hasbro has received, either directly from Celestia, herself, or from those of us in the fandom, communities and then some and so forth. BUT, apparently, there are Some at Hasbro who do not believe in Fate and Destiny events, in addition to their monetary greed (no surprise).<ref name=june19>[[June 2019 social media posts#Chris resumes the My Little Pony Protests]]</ref>}}<br />
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Failing to understand that companies delegate productions to other studios to meet time and budget constraints, he advised his fellow campaigners to boycott the new (canon) television special:<br />
{{quotebox|The upcoming MLP Special, [[Wikipedia:My Little Pony: Rainbow Roadtrip|Rainbow Roadtrip]], as it was made by a different media company: Please, Boycott Watching It, as well as Any and all Uploaded Video Content of this show.<br />
Typically, I am not one to bad mouth about that which has no hatred content in it, BUT this is a Royal Request.<ref name=june19></ref>}}<br />
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At the [[BronyCon 2019|final BronyCon]] in [[August 2019]], Chris [[BronyCon 2019#Meeting Nicole Oliver|relayed to Princess Celestia voice actress, Nicole Oliver]], that her contract would be extended (note: Chris assumed the identity of [[Magi-Chan]] during the following post):<br />
{{quoteboxpurple|Celestia and Luna are a long way from retiring. As @CPU_CWCSonichu has personally told @mouthnoize at BronyCon, “The Reirement [''sic''] is not in.”<ref>[[September 2019 social media posts#Chris spoke to VA about the Pony Protests]]</ref>}}<br />
Nicole Oliver later blocked Chris on Twitter for undisclosed reasons.<ref>[[:File:NicoleOliverTwitter.jpg]]</ref><br />
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In the final days of Season 9, ''My Little Pony'' offered fans other ways to engage with the franchise. One of which was the comic book series from IDW Publishing, which moving forward, was to promote its publication with the Hasbro approved tagline of "Season 10".<ref>''[[Wikipedia:My Little Pony (IDW Publishing)]]''</ref> Chris was not having it:<br />
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{{quotebox|Dear @Hasbro, #MLPFiM G4 Needs to have its Seasons 10 to 14 Animated in Chronicling; Not Just Comic Books. This is Celestia, Luna, and Princess Twilight’s Command, as well as the Command of all of the Deities between both dimensions.<br>To leave it as simply @IDWPublishing comics is very much an insult.<ref>[[October 2019 social media posts#Chris complains about the MLP comics]]</ref>}}<br />
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On 12 [[October 2019]], ''Friendship is Magic'' aired its final episode – with no allusions to the forthcoming Akan or Round Table of Princesses. By the following month, Chris remained in the first of the five stages of grief:<br />
{{quotebox|I will also comment that I have not at all yet watched the Season 9 three-part finale at all (the mild spoiler imagery is not helpful) until after Season 10 of Gen4 #MLPFiM is aired on Discovery Family in 2020, and proper full announcements have been made in this dimension by @Hasbro and the people therein of the show. I eagerly await hearing this confirmation from the News Sources. Princess Celestia Has commanded you all before as well of this.<ref name=nog5></ref>}}<br />
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On 20 [[April 2020]] Hasbro released the Friendship is Forever series which was a clip show of MLP G4 and added a little bit more context to the last episode of the series. Chris ([[Spirit possession|roleplaying]] as [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]) responded to this new in celebration most likely because he thought it was G4’s return. After a few minutes Chris followed up his original response by changing his original prediction from [[October 2019]] to align with the current news, implying that his original prediction was wrong.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1252422902055493632</ref>Chris attempted to take credit for the news as he had made a card in his TSSSF Nightstar and Friends Expansion pack about Season 10 of MLP G4 coming in [[April 2020]], but Friendship is Forever and tenth season of MLP G4 are clearly two different things.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1252423951071866880</ref> <br />
{{quotebox|Hmm. Actually, with consent from Mama, let me add a bit further: MORE of “Friendship Is Magic”, Delay of Gen 5, falling of #GOPony, and this now in April. And her Fifth Bonus card in her #TSSSF Nightstar & Friends Expansion that was put together months ago...<br />
Can you say Kra-Kow?}}<br />
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According to Chris ([[Spirit possession|roleplaying]] as [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]) in [[August 2020]], he had finished viewing Season 9:<br />
{{quoteboxyellow|Yes, Mama has reluctantly watched the future episode of the season that was very much premature on being chronicled and shown at all.<ref>[[Discord Q&A 2#"Sonichu"'s replies]]</ref>}}<br />
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==GOPony==<br />
{{quote|NO. #MLPFiMSeason10to14 is what we need; Not this GO! [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|Crap]].|Chris is deadly serious<ref>[[November 2019 social media posts#Not this GO! Crap]]</ref>}}<br />
[[File:NightStarProtest.jpg|thumb|right|The pony equivalent of protesting to [[Godbear|God]] about doomsday being inevitable.]]<br />
Surprisingly, Chris actually predicted one thing correctly, back in August 2018:<br />
{{quotebox|G5 will be like Teen Titans Go, or the Sonic Boom video game; it will be downhill. I have foreseen it. Celestia has foreseen it. EVERYBODY with the Power has foreseen it.<ref>[[August 2018 social media posts#MLP protest part 3]]</ref>}}<br />
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On 13 November 2019, Hasbro, having ignored Chris's previous warnings, announced ''My Little Pony: Pony Life'' – a chibi spin-off of ''Friendship is Magic'', intended as a stopgap between G4 and G5. An upset Chris took to Twitter and spammed Hasbro, along with users showing any kind of interest in the show, with repeated complaints:<br />
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{{quotebox|And [''Pony Life''] is another reason why G5 gets delayed until 2025, and we get #MLPFiMSeason14 before then, with Seasons 10 to 13 before then. I Know you can hear us, and that you read these, @Hasbro. Celestia Has Talked With You All. Don’t be Corporate Greeds. ⚡️💙⚡️<ref>[[November 2019 social media posts#Chris targets Pony Life]]</ref>}}<br />
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Henceforth, Chris went on to mockingly dub the new series "GOPony", due to its similarity to Cartoon Network's [[Wikipedia:Teen Titans Go! (TV series)|''Teen Titans Go!'']]. He elaborated that the two shows coexist in the same "jerkish" dimension:<br />
{{quotebox|Actually, it is literally linked in the same Dimension as Teen Titans GO, and they are ALL Jerkish. This #GOPony show is simply Not Good At All. It needs to remain OFF THE AIR, Period.<ref>[[November 2019 social media posts#Pony Life is the same dimension as Teen Titans Go!]]</ref>}}<br />
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Having no impact in the real world, Chris retreated to C-197, where he recruited Night Star, Kun T’Nyuget and various major characters from the series to picket outside Hasbro's corporate headquarters and in Equestria. His imaginary protests were depicted in TSSSF cards, published on 16 November – one of which portrays Chris and Night Star confronting the "greedy" Hasbro executives and convincing them to renew G4;<ref>[[November 2019 social media posts#Chris issues a death threat against a cartoon]]</ref> Hasbro is yet to issue a statement in the ''real world'' regarding this change of direction.<br />
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<center><gallery><br />
File:Nightstarprotestcard.jpg|Nightstar in Protest<br />
File:Kunprotestcard.jpg|Kun in Protest<br />
File:Hasbroprotestcard.jpg|Protesting at Hasbro Inc.<br />
File:Executiveprotestcard.jpg|Telling it to the executives<br />
</gallery></center><br />
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[[File:CWC GoPony reaction.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Chris's reaction to ''Pony Life'''s premiere, June 2020.]]<br />
Chris continued to spam Twitter with complaints about ''Pony Life'' well into [[2020]] – especially with the the #GOPony hashtag.<ref>[https://twitter.com/search?f=live&q=(%23GOPony)%20(from%3Acpu_cwcsonichu)&src=typed_query Twitter search for Chris's use of #GoPony]</ref><br />
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Unable to attend [[BABSCon]] due to the [[COVID-19]] pandemic, Chris claimed to have [[Spirit possession#Sonichu|swapped bodies]] with [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] in [[March 2020]], in order to attend the convention in C-197.<ref>[[April 2020 social media posts#Chris body swaps with Sonichu to cope with missing BABScon]]</ref> (It's possible that Chris believed that he could go to the convention to campaign for more G4 in spite of the series ending, and his retreat from reality was done to [[Chris and coping|cope]] with his inability to do that.) On 21 [[June 2020]], with Chris still in C-197, the first episode of ''Pony Life'' premiered. "Sonichu" viewed the episode and posted a selfie of him with a cartoonish frown on his face to express his displeasure:<br />
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{{quoteboxyellow|Literally the face I simply can not help but make as I watch the first episode of #GOPony. UGH! Freaking @Hasbro executives! 😠⚡🔥<br />
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What did Mama say Months ago? That’s right: #GOPony is confirmed Epic Garbage! Ugh! I am soo upset and angry over this abomination! Do you hear me, @Hasbro? EPIC Garbage!<ref>[[June 2020 social media posts#Deity-level awful]]</ref>}}<br />
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As of [[August 2020]], Chris's most recent protest was on 21 June 2020;<ref>[[June 2020 social media posts#MLP is not for babies]]</ref> however, he remains committed to both his ''Pony Life'' boycott and his delusion that ''Friendship is Magic'' will return to television screens. Only time will tell how he will react when he realizes the futility of his campaign, or whether his vitriol against the series will reach the [[26 December 2014|same levels]] as the [[Sonic Boom Protests]].<br />
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==G5 Approaches==<br />
Chris’ continued to descend into denial as more G5 content began to come out. On 5 [[February 2021]], the synopsis for the MLP G5 movie and series was released. Chris ([[Spirit possession|roleplaying]] as [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]) commented on this synopsis on 6 [[February 2021]], stating that G5 was more of a continuation of G4 instead of it being its own standalone generation, therefore making his prediction correct.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1358146677706805254</ref> This doesn’t line up with Chris’ original prediction as it included that the main 6 characters of the show would all become alicorns and G5 would be delayed to 2025.<br />
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25 [[February 2021]] was a significant day for Chris. Screenshots from the MLP G5 movie were leaked and spread around the brony community like wildfire. After several months of roleplaying as Sonichu, this leaked stopped Chris from roleplaying so he could respond to the leak.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1365027058355752962</ref> This was mostly likely because Chris believes that his “goddess authority” would make Hasbro listen to him. One of Chris’ first reactions to the G5 leaks was him agreeing that it was leftist propaganda. {{quotebox|Even moreso why G5 is a really deity-level awful idea, @Hasbro. We are very much opposed to it, even Princess Twilight Sparkle, herself, in Equestria. I Know, because I have been there and talked with her, Celestia, Luna and everyone else, personally. ⚡️💙⚡️<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1365026138200940549</ref>}}<br />
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Chris began to show his disapproval on multiple post showing excitement for the G5 leaked content. Chris then began to call G5, a “G3 remake” despite looking very little like G3.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1365112078315499522</ref> Chris most likely thought that G5 looked like G3 because characters in both series have wide noses. Chris went on to make a post urging bronies and Hasbro that G5 would be bad and if it were released, the world would end.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1365073756893425669</ref> However, the hype for the new series continued to grow in the fandom and members of the community that Chris admired, such as Dr. Wolf, made videos discussing their enthusiasm for the series. This, along with the [[Merge]] not happening, caused Chris to leave twitter- {{quotebox|Hey, y’all. I am going to stay off of Twitter for a while until When #NotMLPG5ItsMLPG3Remake is confirmed Cancelled. @Hasbro, you listen up and Cancel MLPG5 Now, please.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1365352632454414337</ref>}} -for a day.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1365802071333699591</ref><br />
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On 1 [[March 2021]], Chris retweeted his post from 25 [[February 2021]] and once again urging Hasbro to cancel G5 immediately.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1366488173375815681</ref> <br />
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On March 12, Chris had made a petition on Change.org to cancel/postpone G5. <br />
{{quotebox|Please, help keep our universe, here, and our Equestria, from falling apart and sign this petition to Cancel MLPG5 Right Now and Today.<br />
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Listen Up, @Hasbro.}}<br />
<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1370402384598417410?s=19</ref><br />
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==Gallery==<br />
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File:CWC reaction meme for MLP Pony Life.png|A reaction image Chris has often used in conjunction with his tweets.<br />
File:NotoGOPony.jpg|And Chris wonders why people block him...<br />
File:PonyGo.jpeg|He won't like this art.<br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[Chris and oratory]]<br />
*[[Sonic Boom Protests]]<br />
*[[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder]]<br />
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{{quote|FIVE MORE SEASONS FOR MLP G4! APPLEJACK FOR PRINCESS OF HONESTY!<br />
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DOWN WITH G5 FOR THE SAFETY OF EQUESTRIA AND EVERYWHERE ELSE!|Chris's rallying cry<ref>[[August 2018 social media posts#MLP protest part 5]]</ref>}}<br />
[[File:Hasbro Protest.jpg|thumb|400px|"When do we want it?!"<br>"Later!"]]<br />
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The '''''My Little Pony'' Protests''' are a [[Sonic Boom Protests|nonviolent]] series of tweets, videos and other media with the intention of persuading Hasbro—the owners of the ''[[My Little Pony]]'' franchise—to continue producing five more seasons of their animated series, ''Friendship is Magic'' in lieu of rebooting the franchise into its fifth generation, and as of late [[2019]], to cancel the spin-off series, ''My Little Pony: Pony Life''.<br />
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[[Chris]], of course, remains the only active participant since [[August 2018]]. [[CPU Blue Heart|Being quite the big shot in C-197]], he has conveyed that the aims of the protests are a means of preserving his [[imaginary friends]] in the ''Pony'' realm of Equestria; or simply put to everyone else, he refuses to accept that his favorite cartoon has concluded without his approval.<br />
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Having become seasoned in campaigns, such as the "Sonic Boom Protests" and [[HarassCWCdirectly|#HarassCWCdirectly]], the Hasbro Protests are one of Chris's most [[Chris and reality|out of touch ventures]] to date. Fortunately, [[Chris and the law|in his own best interests]], he is proceeding with the demonstrations in a more restrained manner than [[26 December 2014|previous endeavors]].<br />
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==Background==<br />
{{main|My Little Pony|Chris and reality}}<br />
[[File:VariousBronyConArt.jpg|thumb|left|250px|An example of Chris's chronicles in Equestria, which he perceives as reality.]]<br />
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''My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic'' was the fourth generation (or G4) of the Hasbro property, which aired from 10 October 2010 to 12 October 2019;<ref>''[[Wikipedia:My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic]]''</ref> by definition, it was Chris's favorite show of the [[2010s]]. His history with the franchise is a particularly rich one: he [[My Little Pony#Chris and ponies|initially got invested]] with the franchise to get [[Love Quest|closer]] with [[Megan]], but he was still a fan even long after she stopped speaking with him. Years later, Chris attended [[BronyCon 2017|three]] [[BronyCon 2018|BronyCon]] [[BronyCon 2019|conventions]], his Mary Sue [[OC]], [[Night Star]], would [[Sonichu 12-9|partly take on the mantle]] of [[Sonichu (comic)|his adventures]] in Equestria, and he was [[TF2 Analysis|publicly ostracized]] by several members of the brony analyst community.<br />
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Made especially clear after the [[Idea Guys]]' manipulations in early [[2018]], when faced with [[Financhu Crisis|injustices]] [[List of places that have banned Chris|in the]] [[Trolls|real world]], one of Chris's main coping mechanisms is escaping to his fantasy world of [[C-197]], where he is an [[CPU Blue Heart|omnipotent, revered deity]], and his denizens are various OCs and other fictional characters. According to Chris, in Equestria, he is an Alicorn—a Pegasus/Unicorn hybrid usually attributed to [[Chris and religion|almighty characters]] in the series—and has a strong rapport with the main characters, in addition to Night Star.<ref>[[September 2018 social media posts#Chris and his many counterparts]]</ref><ref name=PAJ>[[August 2018 social media posts#Swear your fealty to Princess Applejack]]</ref> Elements of his delusions frequently seep back into [[reality]], which is how articles such as these come to exist in the first place.<br />
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Rumors of a fifth generation were appearing as early as January 2018;<ref name=deviant>https://www.deviantart.com/liaaqila/journal/MLP-G5-LEAKS-MANE-6-DESIGN-CONCEPT-724818335</ref> in due course, they caught the attention of Chris. To him, the end of ''Friendship is Magic'' is not just the conclusion of his favorite contemporary cartoon, but the end of his sporadic social life in safe spaces such as BronyCon, among [[Other Pony events|other gatherings]] stemming from the series. Inwardly, he interprets the end of G4 as a threat to his airtight coping mechanism, as he claims the shift to a new canon in the form of G5 would see the perpetual stagnation or demise of C-197.<ref name=part2>[[August 2018 social media posts#MLP protest part 2]]</ref><ref name=part6>[[August 2018 social media posts#MLP protest part 6]]</ref><br />
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Weeks prior to his opening protest, Chris attended BronyCon 2018, where the staff announced that [[2019]] would see their final convention.<ref>https://twitter.com/BronyCon/status/1023675000132259840</ref> This, compounded with the [[Stress|looming dread]] of G4 ending, may have been the catalyst for him to [[Megatron pistol|take arms]] and get Hasbro's attention. For Chris, Hasbro not succumbing to his demands would be to defy his self-proclaimed divinity. Though his decision to campaign was purely of his own accord, he asserts that the continuation of G4 was demanded by the highest order in Equestria – the Princesses of Equestria.<ref>[[August 2018 social media posts#MLP protest part 4]]</ref><br />
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==Video==<br />
On 13 [[August 2018]], Chris commenced his campaign with a statement and video posted via Twitter.<ref name=proteststart>[[August 2018 social media posts#Chris starts his Pony Protest]]</ref><br />
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In his opening statement, Chris declared that he had [[Dreams|foreseen a possible future timeline]] in C-197, in which a spell intended to ascend [[:File:SchuComic12-9Page35.JPG|Applejack]] (who was in G4 an "Earth Pony", ie. a normal horse that's neither a Pegasus nor a Unicorn) to become an Alicorn backfires, causing the incumbent Alicorn, [[:File:SchuComic12-9Page30.JPG|Twilight Sparkle]], to transfer her wings and horn to [[:File:SchuComic12-9Page16-min.jpg|Pinkie Pie]] (who was in G4 an Earth Pony) and [[:File:Night Star crossover MLP.jpeg|Fluttershy]] (who was in G4 a Pegasus), respectively; this was apparently where G4 would transition to G5. On a more tangible note, Chris seems to have based his concerns on a single concept image for G5, which may or may not be official anyway.<ref name=deviant></ref> Chris's delusional theory falls flat, considering that the alleged G5 art of Fluttershy has removed her wings.<br />
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[[File:PonyProtestInspiration.jpg|thumb|400px|The image which got Chris all riled up.]]<br />
{{quotebox|Everyone of Earth 1218! I have an announcement!<br />
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I have seen a future that we must prevent: My Little Pony Generation Five.<br />
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Spoiler Alert: Princess Twilight Sparkle was prompted to promote Applejack to become an Alicorn Princess, but in doing so, the spell backfires and then we end up with... THIS!<br />
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Twilight becoming an Earth Pony (SIMPLY UNFORGIVABLE!), and the horns and wings being lost and swapped between Twilight, Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy.<br />
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I just did a reset to prevent that from happening. Celestia will take it upon herself to promote Applejack, because she Will be doing something that brings the magic out of her, like it did Cadence and Twilight. AJ’s Promotion needs to happen; she becomes the next Alicorn Princess by Celestia’s Power; Twilight and the others remain as they are, and G4 continues on. Generation Five Must Not Happen!<br />
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Listen up, @Hasbro and @HasbroNews , because I HAVE The Power and Link to our Sister Dimension, and I have seen it too.<br />
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<nowiki>#ContinueMLPG4!</nowiki><br />
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CONTINUE My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic for at least Five More Seasons, @Hasbro and @HasbroNews !<br />
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Our Matching Futures are at Stake Here! I, your CPU Blue Heart Commands it so as well, in agreement with Princess Celestia.<br />
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Please, Heed Our Warning!<br />
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Thank You.<ref name=proteststart></ref>}}<br />
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A short time later, Chris uploaded '''Hasbro! MLP G4 Must Continue; NO MLP G5!''':<br />
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| stardate = 13 [[August 2018]]<br />
| subject = {{Television|text}}<br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}<br />
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| shirt = Grey with purple sleeves<br />
| previous = [[Shoe Colouring#Shoe Colouring|Shoe Colouring]]<br />
| next = [[Feeling overworked *sigh*]]<br />
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'''Description'''<br />
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Heed Our Warning, Hasbro! Applejack MUST become an Alicorn Princess, and Twilight must NEVER become an Earth Pony!<br />
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'''Transcript'''<br />
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Hey there everybody this is Christine Chandler coming to you live from home once again. People of Earth [[1218]] heed my warning! Spoiler alert, I have seen the future and I had to prevent it!<br />
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Princess Twilight Sparkle was about to upgrade Applejack to Alicorn status by-c-by order of Princess Celestia. Because a-Applejack is gonna come upon her own magic in a few days. But it backfires and instead of Applejack becoming Alicorn, period, Twilight's Wings get put onto Pinkie Pie and Twilight's horn gets onto Fluttershy and it's just no GOOOOOOD, and that's how we end up with that FRICKIN' G5! <br />
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We must prevent this! This is not gonna work out and I have foreseen this. This is very, very bad. So I had just confirmed with Twilight and Princess Celestia as well and... Celestia and I are in agreement as she has seen the future as well... We must prevent this G5 mistake from ever happening. And yes, G4 will continue... Applejack is the next Alicorn princess and she must become that without flaw. And so Celestia will take it upon herself to... upgrade Applejack as well. <br />
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But anyway. Heed my word, Hasbro! And everybody on the MLP show! Generation 5 must NEVER HAPPEN! And G4 must have at least 5 more seasons. And Applejack will become an Alicorn princess...<br />
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Heed this! Heed our warning! This is an official command from your CPU Blue Heart in agreement with Princess Celestia of Equestria all of which in our sister dimension. <br />
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[''nods, pauses'']<br />
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Thank you.<br />
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==Chris's premonitions==<br />
[[File:PrincessAJ2.jpg|thumb|right|Because if Chris has portrayed it, it ''must'' be canon.]]<br />
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The rest of August 2018 saw Chris continually ranting about five more seasons of ''Friendship is Magic''. He eventually explained that if G4 was to be cancelled, the mishap stated in his video would occur, leaving Equestria vulnerable to [[Akan]] – the villain of ''Hardcore Henry'' and [[Sonichu 13|''Sonichu'' #13]], as instilled by the Idea Guys. G5 would follow said events, resulting in Akan's invasion extending into [[1218|our universe]]:<br />
{{quotebox|The separation of the species, and the aggression is the future Celestia had seen should G5 continue and G4 end. Twilight will become an Earth Pony, and then with her unable to defend Equestria, Akan and his forces will overpower Equestria, and in the G5 show, in all the ”action” and “cool looks” and all that, Akan’s message of worshipping him as leader of all worlds will be broadcasted subliminally, and his reign will spread into Our World from our Sister Dimension there!<ref name=part6></ref>}}<br />
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It was during this wall of tweets when he started tagging the show's voice actors. It remains unknown whether the actors took notice of Chris's posts, but Hasbro certainly didn't.<br />
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[[File:AkanOC.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Never mind [[Dragon Ball Z|Goku]] or the [[Power Rangers]]. Only cartoon horses can defeat Akan.]]<br />
On the other hand, Chris offered insight into what would be in store if the show was to continue. He believed that by the end of Season 14, all the main characters would become Alicorns, as part of a King Arthur-esque "Round Table of the Princesses of Harmony":<br />
{{quotebox|[The] rest of the Mane Six are destined to join Princess Twilight and the soon-to-be Princess of Honesty, Applejack, as Alicorns, themselves during that time frame. Their Stories MUST be told and continued. The Reboot will ONLY just Kill the timeline of ours that will simply stifle the originals’ growth, as well as throw Both of or dimensions into a chaos that must never ever take place, @Hasbro.<ref name=part2></ref>}}<br />
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Despite Hasbro neither confirming nor denying a new season beyond 9, on 22 August, Chris went ahead with the good ending regardless:<br />
{{quotebox|Everybody! Mark this day at about 4:10 pm, Eastern Standard Time; I saw it as it happened, as Celestia and Twilight had Applejack in her hall of memories. Without a hitch or backfire, Princess Applejack of Honesty, has arisen! And Princess Twilight remains an Alicorn!}}<br />
{{quotebox|Everybody of this world, you all may congratulate Princess Applejack in shouting, social media sharing, or you can even write a letter directly to her (no address or stamp required; just your hand writing and signature and a moment to let your link shine for her to get the message.<br />
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All Hail Princess Applejack! All Hail the Equestria Princesses of Harmony! All Hail the continuation of MLP G4 as well!<ref>[[August 2018 social media posts#Applejack becomes an Alicorn]]</ref>}}<br />
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He even attended the coronation:<br />
{{quotebox|Well, everyone, I was just there, in my Ponysona, sitting with Nightstar, [[Kun]] and [[September 2018 social media posts#Zap Note|Zap Note]] in the front row in Canterlot; our Princess Applejack, of Honesty, has been coronated! Everyone praise her today! Yeee-Haw!<ref name=PAJ></ref>}}<br />
The battle was won, at least in Chris's mind, but the war was not yet over.<br />
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Later, in [[November 2019]], Chris immortalized his pseudo-canon as part of his <br />
[[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder]] card collection:<ref name=nog5>[[November 2019 social media posts#Gen5 is not meant to be for Years]]</ref><br />
<center><gallery><br />
File:PrincessTwilightCard.jpg|Princess Twilight Sparkle<br />
File:PrinceSpikeCard.jpg|Prince Spike<br />
File:PrincessAppleJackCard.jpg|Princess Applejack<br />
File:PrincessRainbowDashCard.jpg|Princess Rainbow Dash<br />
File:PrincessFluttershyCard.jpg|Princess Fluttershy<br />
File:PrincessPinkieCard.jpg|Princess Pinkie Pie<br />
File:PrincessRarityCard.jpg|Princess Rarity<br />
</gallery></center><br />
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==''Friendship is Magic'' ends==<br />
[[File:ChrisTF2.jpg|thumb|250px|Imagine being one of the VIPs at a convention, and one of your fans tells you that you would continue voicing a role because the character you voice communicated her demands from another dimension to said fan. That was voice actress Nicole Oliver in 2019.]]<br />
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On 16 February 2019, ''My Little Pony'' confirmed that Season 9 would be their final one.<ref>https://www.facebook.com/mylittlepony/posts/2652914364725984:0</ref> Chris's campaign reemerged in the June of that year; in his second wave of protests, he pulled the [[Chris and politics|"Big, Greedy Corporation" card]] as his excuse for Hasbro not budging:<br />
{{quotebox|On the Good News: Everyone At Hasbro has received, either directly from Celestia, herself, or from those of us in the fandom, communities and then some and so forth. BUT, apparently, there are Some at Hasbro who do not believe in Fate and Destiny events, in addition to their monetary greed (no surprise).<ref name=june19>[[June 2019 social media posts#Chris resumes the My Little Pony Protests]]</ref>}}<br />
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Failing to understand that companies delegate productions to other studios to meet time and budget constraints, he advised his fellow campaigners to boycott the new (canon) television special:<br />
{{quotebox|The upcoming MLP Special, [[Wikipedia:My Little Pony: Rainbow Roadtrip|Rainbow Roadtrip]], as it was made by a different media company: Please, Boycott Watching It, as well as Any and all Uploaded Video Content of this show.<br />
Typically, I am not one to bad mouth about that which has no hatred content in it, BUT this is a Royal Request.<ref name=june19></ref>}}<br />
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At the [[BronyCon 2019|final BronyCon]] in [[August 2019]], Chris [[BronyCon 2019#Meeting Nicole Oliver|relayed to Princess Celestia voice actress, Nicole Oliver]], that her contract would be extended (note: Chris assumed the identity of [[Magi-Chan]] during the following post):<br />
{{quoteboxpurple|Celestia and Luna are a long way from retiring. As @CPU_CWCSonichu has personally told @mouthnoize at BronyCon, “The Reirement [''sic''] is not in.”<ref>[[September 2019 social media posts#Chris spoke to VA about the Pony Protests]]</ref>}}<br />
Nicole Oliver later blocked Chris on Twitter for undisclosed reasons.<ref>[[:File:NicoleOliverTwitter.jpg]]</ref><br />
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In the final days of Season 9, ''My Little Pony'' offered fans other ways to engage with the franchise. One of which was the comic book series from IDW Publishing, which moving forward, was to promote its publication with the Hasbro approved tagline of "Season 10".<ref>''[[Wikipedia:My Little Pony (IDW Publishing)]]''</ref> Chris was not having it:<br />
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{{quotebox|Dear @Hasbro, #MLPFiM G4 Needs to have its Seasons 10 to 14 Animated in Chronicling; Not Just Comic Books. This is Celestia, Luna, and Princess Twilight’s Command, as well as the Command of all of the Deities between both dimensions.<br>To leave it as simply @IDWPublishing comics is very much an insult.<ref>[[October 2019 social media posts#Chris complains about the MLP comics]]</ref>}}<br />
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On 12 [[October 2019]], ''Friendship is Magic'' aired its final episode – with no allusions to the forthcoming Akan or Round Table of Princesses. By the following month, Chris remained in the first of the five stages of grief:<br />
{{quotebox|I will also comment that I have not at all yet watched the Season 9 three-part finale at all (the mild spoiler imagery is not helpful) until after Season 10 of Gen4 #MLPFiM is aired on Discovery Family in 2020, and proper full announcements have been made in this dimension by @Hasbro and the people therein of the show. I eagerly await hearing this confirmation from the News Sources. Princess Celestia Has commanded you all before as well of this.<ref name=nog5></ref>}}<br />
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On 20 [[April 2020]] Hasbro released the Friendship is Forever series which was a clip show of MLP G4 and added a little bit more context to the last episode of the series. Chris ([[Spirit possession|roleplaying]] as [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]) responded to this new in celebration most likely because he thought it was G4’s return. After a few minutes Chris followed up his original response by changing his original prediction from [[October 2019]] to align with the current news, implying that his original prediction was wrong.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1252422902055493632</ref>Chris attempted to take credit for the news as he had made a card in his TSSSF Nightstar and Friends Expansion pack about Season 10 of MLP G4 coming in [[April 2020]], but Friendship is Forever and tenth season of MLP G4 are clearly two different things.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1252423951071866880</ref> <br />
{{quotebox|Hmm. Actually, with consent from Mama, let me add a bit further: MORE of “Friendship Is Magic”, Delay of Gen 5, falling of #GOPony, and this now in April. And her Fifth Bonus card in her #TSSSF Nightstar & Friends Expansion that was put together months ago...<br />
Can you say Kra-Kow?}}<br />
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According to Chris ([[Spirit possession|roleplaying]] as [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]) in [[August 2020]], he had finished viewing Season 9:<br />
{{quoteboxyellow|Yes, Mama has reluctantly watched the future episode of the season that was very much premature on being chronicled and shown at all.<ref>[[Discord Q&A 2#"Sonichu"'s replies]]</ref>}}<br />
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==GOPony==<br />
{{quote|NO. #MLPFiMSeason10to14 is what we need; Not this GO! [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|Crap]].|Chris is deadly serious<ref>[[November 2019 social media posts#Not this GO! Crap]]</ref>}}<br />
[[File:NightStarProtest.jpg|thumb|right|The pony equivalent of protesting to [[Godbear|God]] about doomsday being inevitable.]]<br />
Surprisingly, Chris actually predicted one thing correctly, back in August 2018:<br />
{{quotebox|G5 will be like Teen Titans Go, or the Sonic Boom video game; it will be downhill. I have foreseen it. Celestia has foreseen it. EVERYBODY with the Power has foreseen it.<ref>[[August 2018 social media posts#MLP protest part 3]]</ref>}}<br />
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On 13 November 2019, Hasbro, having ignored Chris's previous warnings, announced ''My Little Pony: Pony Life'' – a chibi spin-off of ''Friendship is Magic'', intended as a stopgap between G4 and G5. An upset Chris took to Twitter and spammed Hasbro, along with users showing any kind of interest in the show, with repeated complaints:<br />
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{{quotebox|And [''Pony Life''] is another reason why G5 gets delayed until 2025, and we get #MLPFiMSeason14 before then, with Seasons 10 to 13 before then. I Know you can hear us, and that you read these, @Hasbro. Celestia Has Talked With You All. Don’t be Corporate Greeds. ⚡️💙⚡️<ref>[[November 2019 social media posts#Chris targets Pony Life]]</ref>}}<br />
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Henceforth, Chris went on to mockingly dub the new series "GOPony", due to its similarity to Cartoon Network's [[Wikipedia:Teen Titans Go! (TV series)|''Teen Titans Go!'']]. He elaborated that the two shows coexist in the same "jerkish" dimension:<br />
{{quotebox|Actually, it is literally linked in the same Dimension as Teen Titans GO, and they are ALL Jerkish. This #GOPony show is simply Not Good At All. It needs to remain OFF THE AIR, Period.<ref>[[November 2019 social media posts#Pony Life is the same dimension as Teen Titans Go!]]</ref>}}<br />
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Having no impact in the real world, Chris retreated to C-197, where he recruited Night Star, Kun T’Nyuget and various major characters from the series to picket outside Hasbro's corporate headquarters and in Equestria. His imaginary protests were depicted in TSSSF cards, published on 16 November – one of which portrays Chris and Night Star confronting the "greedy" Hasbro executives and convincing them to renew G4;<ref>[[November 2019 social media posts#Chris issues a death threat against a cartoon]]</ref> Hasbro is yet to issue a statement in the ''real world'' regarding this change of direction.<br />
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<center><gallery><br />
File:Nightstarprotestcard.jpg|Nightstar in Protest<br />
File:Kunprotestcard.jpg|Kun in Protest<br />
File:Hasbroprotestcard.jpg|Protesting at Hasbro Inc.<br />
File:Executiveprotestcard.jpg|Telling it to the executives<br />
</gallery></center><br />
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[[File:CWC GoPony reaction.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Chris's reaction to ''Pony Life'''s premiere, June 2020.]]<br />
Chris continued to spam Twitter with complaints about ''Pony Life'' well into [[2020]] – especially with the the #GOPony hashtag.<ref>[https://twitter.com/search?f=live&q=(%23GOPony)%20(from%3Acpu_cwcsonichu)&src=typed_query Twitter search for Chris's use of #GoPony]</ref><br />
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Unable to attend [[BABSCon]] due to the [[COVID-19]] pandemic, Chris claimed to have [[Spirit possession#Sonichu|swapped bodies]] with [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] in [[March 2020]], in order to attend the convention in C-197.<ref>[[April 2020 social media posts#Chris body swaps with Sonichu to cope with missing BABScon]]</ref> (It's possible that Chris believed that he could go to the convention to campaign for more G4 in spite of the series ending, and his retreat from reality was done to [[Chris and coping|cope]] with his inability to do that.) On 21 [[June 2020]], with Chris still in C-197, the first episode of ''Pony Life'' premiered. "Sonichu" viewed the episode and posted a selfie of him with a cartoonish frown on his face to express his displeasure:<br />
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{{quoteboxyellow|Literally the face I simply can not help but make as I watch the first episode of #GOPony. UGH! Freaking @Hasbro executives! 😠⚡🔥<br />
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What did Mama say Months ago? That’s right: #GOPony is confirmed Epic Garbage! Ugh! I am soo upset and angry over this abomination! Do you hear me, @Hasbro? EPIC Garbage!<ref>[[June 2020 social media posts#Deity-level awful]]</ref>}}<br />
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As of [[August 2020]], Chris's most recent protest was on 21 June 2020;<ref>[[June 2020 social media posts#MLP is not for babies]]</ref> however, he remains committed to both his ''Pony Life'' boycott and his delusion that ''Friendship is Magic'' will return to television screens. Only time will tell how he will react when he realizes the futility of his campaign, or whether his vitriol against the series will reach the [[26 December 2014|same levels]] as the [[Sonic Boom Protests]].<br />
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==G5 Approaches==<br />
Chris’ continued to descend into denial as more G5 content began to come out. On 5 [[February 2021]], the synopsis for the MLP G5 movie and series was released. Chris ([[Spirit possession|roleplaying]] as [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]) commented on this synopsis on 6 [[February 2021]], stating that G5 was more of a continuation of G4 instead of it being its own standalone generation, therefore making his prediction correct.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1358146677706805254</ref> This doesn’t line up with Chris’ original prediction as it included that the main 6 characters of the show would all become alicorns and G5 would be delayed to 2025.<br />
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25 [[February 2021]] was a significant day for Chris. Screenshots from the MLP G5 movie were leaked and spread around the brony community like wildfire. After several months of roleplaying as Sonichu, this leaked stopped Chris from roleplaying so he could respond to the leak.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1365027058355752962</ref> This was mostly likely because Chris believes that his “goddess authority” would make Hasbro listen to him. One of Chris’ first reactions to the G5 leaks was him agreeing that it was leftist propaganda. {{quotebox|Even moreso why G5 is a really deity-level awful idea, @Hasbro. We are very much opposed to it, even Princess Twilight Sparkle, herself, in Equestria. I Know, because I have been there and talked with her, Celestia, Luna and everyone else, personally. ⚡️💙⚡️<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1365026138200940549</ref>}}<br />
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Chris began to show his disapproval on multiple post showing excitement for the G5 leaked content. Chris then began to call G5, a “G3 remake” despite looking very little like G3.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1365112078315499522</ref> Chris most likely thought that G5 looked like G3 because characters in both series have wide noses. Chris went on to make a post urging bronies and Hasbro that G5 would be bad and if it were released, the world would end.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1365073756893425669</ref> However, the hype for the new series continued to grow in the fandom and members of the community that Chris admired, such as Dr. Wolf, made videos discussing their enthusiasm for the series. This, along with the [[Merge]] not happening, caused Chris to leave twitter- {{quotebox|Hey, y’all. I am going to stay off of Twitter for a while until When #NotMLPG5ItsMLPG3Remake is confirmed Cancelled. @Hasbro, you listen up and Cancel MLPG5 Now, please.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1365352632454414337</ref>}} -for a day.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1365802071333699591</ref><br />
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On 1 [[March 2021]], Chris retweeted his post from 25 [[February 2021]] and once again urging Hasbro to cancel G5 immediately.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1366488173375815681</ref> <br />
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On March 12, Chris had made a petition on Change.org to cancel/postpone G5. <br />
<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1370402384598417410?s=19</ref><br />
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==Gallery==<br />
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File:CWC reaction meme for MLP Pony Life.png|A reaction image Chris has often used in conjunction with his tweets.<br />
File:NotoGOPony.jpg|And Chris wonders why people block him...<br />
File:PonyGo.jpeg|He won't like this art.<br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[Chris and oratory]]<br />
*[[Sonic Boom Protests]]<br />
*[[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder]]<br />
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==References==<br />
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{{articleofthenow}}</div>Some13yearoldhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=HEXBox&diff=251489HEXBox2020-08-29T07:10:49Z<p>Some13yearold: </p>
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[[File:Hexboxguido01.png|thumb|left|[[Clyde Cash|Shit was SO cash!]]]]<br />
[[File:481px-360tankx6.jpg|thumb|250px||A picture Chris uploaded to the [[CWCki]] [[Random-access humor|for some reason]]. It turned out to be an odd case of foreshadowing to his later obsession with ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]''.]]<br />
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'''HEXBox''' (also spelled ''HeXBox'', ''HEX-Box'', or ''Hex-Bawx'') is a [[CWC-ism]] for [[wikipedia:Microsoft|Microsoft]]'s [[Wikipedia:Xbox|Xbox]] series of game consoles, probably in reference to "[[Wiktionary:hex|hex]]" being a word for "[[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|curse]]." There are currently three generations of Xbox game consoles, all of which [[Chris and hypocrisy|Chris has owned games for]] at one point. <br />
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Chris has stated that if his video game ''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]'' ever gets made, he wants it to become a multi-console title on everywhere but the HEXBox. With his later acquisition of an Xbox One, however, it remains to be seen whether he has relaxed his position on ''Adult Chronicles'' being released on it.<br />
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==Early days==<br />
Chris tried to sell the Xbox games [[Wikipedia:Call of Duty 2: Big Red One|''Call of Duty 2: Big Red One'']], ''[[Wikipedia:The Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay|The Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay]]'', [[Wikipedia:Driv3r|''Driv3r'']] and ''[[Wikipedia:Celebrity Deathmatch (video game)|Celebrity Deathmatch]]'' on [[eBay]], which makes it possible that Chris once owned an original Xbox, though he has been known to buy games at thrift stores and sell them for a profit. <br />
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Some early notable signs of hate from Chris could be in the 2003.11.22 Animal Crossing Documentary, where he makes this remark:<br />
"Xbox and Playstation 2, my opinion is the same as yours; they both stink."<br />
He then makes another remark about not owning either of them (by the time of that documentary).<br />
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==The hatred==<br />
[[Image:TROPHY.JPG|center|400px|Enjoy the hi-res MSPaint graphics.]]<br />
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In the [[IRC (02 January 2009)|2 January 2009 IRC chat]], Chris expands upon his HEXBox hatred:<br />
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<div style="border:1px dotted #4682B4;padding:5px; background-color:#F0F8FF"><br />
<br>12:18 <vivitheg> Why, the Xbox 360 has a lot of games that are on the [[PS3]] too<br />
<br>12:18 <ChrisChanSonichu> because [[Wikipedia:Xbox Live|the Live]] is costly.<br />
<br>12:18 <vivitheg> It's only [[Chris and money|50 dollars]] a year<br />
<br>12:19 <vivitheg> that's very cheap compared to the ps3<br />
<br>12:19 <ChrisChanSonichu> and I'm already a subscriber between PS3 and [[Wii]], which are FREE.<br />
<br>12:19 <ChrisChanSonichu> PSN is Free; [[Nintendo]] Wi-Fi is Free.<br />
<br>12:19 <ChrisChanSonichu> [[Random-access humor|Skadoosh]].<br />
</div><br />
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While [[Chris humps his PS3|making sweet love to his one and only sweetheart]], Chris tried to tell us how he ''really'' feels about the HEXBox:<br />
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: ''"I love PlayStation! I love PlayStation! Kill the Xbox! New reason why they call it the motherfucking 360, you look at it makes you turn around—makes you do a 360° and walk away. Very appropriately called is a damn 120°, 130° whatever, [[Honor roll|whatever the half of 360° is]]. Damn damn damn damn damn! damn damn damn damn damn! [...] I love PlayStation. Sony reigns, Sony will reign in the console wars. No matter who argues. Fuck the 350&ndash;360 fanatics. Fuck them all to hell. Shot to hell. Damn them all. What the fuck. They're all motherfucking idiots. What the fuck. Damn damn damn damn."''<br />
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He was asked about this in his [[Mailbag]], and he answered pretty much the same as all of the other responses.<br />
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{{quote|I never cared for the HEXBox, and frankly it LACKS heavily in comparison to the [[Wii]] and [[PS3]], PLUS YOU HAVE TO PAY THEIR FEES TO EVEN GO ONLINE OR DOWNLOAD DEMOS WITH IT. The Wii and Playstation Networks are FREE, ONLY costing you if you BUY the Downloadable Games. When Microsoft FINALLY get that costly detail LONG-GONE, I MAY reconsider. But in the meantime, I rest my case.|Chris, [[Mailbag 5#Chris hates the HEXBox|being completely irrational]].|Chris<ref>[[Mailbag 5]]</ref>}}<br />
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Actually, [[wikipedia:Xbox Live|Xbox Live]] has two kinds of accounts. "Free" accounts (formerly "Silver") can access a large part of of Xbox Live features, such as friend lists, messaging, achievements and the content marketplace. "Gold" accounts, currently priced around $60/year, can play multiplayer games, use certain premium features such as Netflix (before June 4, 2014, after which it was available for free accounts) and get weekly discounts in addition to ''early'' access to certain downloadable games and demos (free accounts eventually get access to this content as well).<br />
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Considering $60 is around the price of a single game, while factoring in Chris' [[monthly tugboat|monthly allowance]] and his habit of purchasing video games and paraphernalia on a whim while accruing thousands of dollars in debt, the price would hardly be a problem for him. It is safe to say Chris' opposition to Xbox Live stems purely from his console-war mindset.<br />
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While [[wikipedia:PlayStation Network|PlayStation Network]] still lets users play multiplayer games for free, a premium version called PlayStation Plus was introduced in June 2010.<ref>http://www.destructoid.com/psn-plans-premium-subscriptions-online-play-remains-free-155553.phtml</ref> In order to prove how strongly he despises HEXbox Live Gold, Chris was spotted in April 2011 [[PS3#PlayStation Plus|using the Plus services]]. However, the PlayStation 4, the console Chris shelled out money for, requires mandatory PlayStation Plus to play online, which is at least $60 for 12 months. Despite being the same price as Xbox Live, Xbox Live hasn't had as many online shutdowns as PlayStation Plus and has better security.<br />
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==In the comics==<br />
[[Image:Jason's_Hexbox.jpg|thumb|left|[[Jason Kendrick Howell|Jason]] controlling his evil empire from the luxurious comfort of his HEXBox.]][[Image:DBNT2G_police.jpg|thumb|''Don't Be Nervous Talking 2 Girls'', an indie release that, according to [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], Chris thinks is the only worthwhile game on the platform. Feel free to draw all the conclusions from this that you logically can.]]<br />
[[Image:KillThatHexBawx.jpg|thumb|left|KILL THE BEAST! CUT HIS THROAT! SPILL HIS BLOOD!]]<br />
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The HEXBox 360 is featured during the [[Sonichu_8#The_Elevator_Gags|''elevator gag'']] portion of [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]. [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] are greeted by a depiction of an axe cutting through the console as they travel past the 70th floor of the [[4-cent_garbage.com]] building. The 71st floor displays a PlayStation Trophy award for "killing that HEX-BOX."<br />
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Christian took care to draw a "[[Wikipedia:Xbox 360 technical problems|Damn Red Ring]]"<ref>[[IRC (23 July 2009)]]</ref> around the HEXBox's power button.<br />
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In [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] is shown surveying his evil realm using an Xbox 360 and a pirated copy of ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]''. Later, Chris portrays [[Asperchu|Alec Benson Leary]] as the owner of an Xbox 360, though as an actual computer hard drive. Chris, as [[Collosal Chan]], enters it, deletes everything about the [[Asperpedia]], then destroys the Xbox.<br />
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In [[Sonichu 12|''Sonichu'' #12]], a "Fully Found Myself" Xbox trophy is depicted for [[Reldnahc]] whereas comic Chris's achievement is depicted with a PS4 trophy<ref>[[:File:SchuComic12-1P42.jpg]]</ref>.<br />
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Chris also has no idea what a real Xbox 360 is supposed to look like. Most notably, he thinks the console is smaller than a Wii, and with the power button on the top end of the console rather than the bottom end (incidentally, Wii also has power button on top and eject button on bottom, exactly the opposite of Xbox 360). He also appears to think that an Xbox 360 has four unprotected USB sockets directly under the disc tray (like those in the [[PS3]]), as his portrayal of [[Alec]]'s console shows; a real 360 console has two memory card slots at that location, and the USB sockets are located next to the power button, under a door. However, the new model 360s don't have memory card slots, but do have two USB slots behind a door near the power button.<br />
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Microsoft itself is not addressed in the comics either directly or via pseudonym.<br />
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==Change of heart?==<br />
In [[XBox is OK.MOV|a video]] uploaded in [[September 2010]], Chris backpedals on this blatant fanboyism and decides that the Xbox 360 has merits after all. More light was shed with the leaking of an email to [[Jackie]]:<br />
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{{quote|About the XBox thing, I've realized after a revelation that I did not really hate the console originally. As a matter of fact, I've played a store demo kiosk of the 360 twice ever. I felt the anger against it originally, because of how much it cost way back when it was the Original XBox (before the 360), and that I could not afford either one. I felt more of jealousy of everyone else who was able to afford the High Prices of the consoles, and the XBox Live stuff as well. And throughout the time, after learning of the flaws it had, such as the "Red Ring of Death", being supportive of the lost format of HD-DVD (vs. Blu-Ray), and others, I used them as my excuses, which in arguments left me with no leg to stand on. So, I withdraw my past angst against the console. I'm still not going to buy one right away, though. I'll try it more, I mean, if I somehow got hold of a 360 inexpensively or free, or if I tried a Non-Demo console at someone else's place.|Chris<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 14]]</ref>}}<br />
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==Nope, he still hates it==<br />
On the weekend of 7 [[September 2013]], Chris was [[banned]] from the [[Ruckersville]] [[Mal-Wart|Walmart]] after he vandalized an Xbox One kiosk with a felt-tip marker to read "HEXbox One". Not only does this contradict his so-called "change of heart" for the console, but also adds to his ever growing [[List of Chris's lies|list of lies]], as well. He tried writing the manager an apology letter to get his ban lifted, [[Chris and negotiation|to no avail.]] <br />
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On his [[Facebook]] page, Chris posted that the last name of the manager was Utz. He also went as far as to '''actually post this on Human Rights Campaign's page''' and claimed he has been discriminated against for being [[Autism|"autistic"]] and a [[Homos|"lesbian"]]--even though it's pretty clear that [[Chris and reality|the moral of this story is to not vandalize shit]]. He asked the community to demand Walmart to unban him, even posting its address and phone number under the pretense people would actually follow through with his orders, and liked his own post. He did at least admit that what he did was wrong, so maybe there's some silver lining.<br />
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Chris posted this on 4 [[September 2014]] at around 7:30 PM.<br />
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Image:Chris Chan on Ms. Utz.JPG|All we need now is the sad violin music in the background.<br />
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On 25 [[June 2015]], Facebook group Legit Lady Gamers posted a picture of a pink Xbox One. Predictably, Chris replied that he liked pink PS4s better.<br />
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==He likes it for real now==<br />
[[File:X-box avatar.png |thumb|150px|Chris's Xbox avatar]]<br />
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In [[November 2017]], Chris revealed his gamertag, CWCSonichu1982<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/November_2017_Facebook_posts#Gamindustri.27s_enemies_attack_CWCville</ref>. He has a Gold membership, along with several Sonic games<ref>https://www.xboxgamertag.com/search/CWCSonichu1982/</ref>. Based on his gaming list including ''Rare Replay'', he purchased an Xbox One instead of a 360, since ''Rare Replay'' is a One exclusive. As of now, it is unknown if he purchased an Xbox One X, an Xbox One S, or just a regular Xbox One.<br />
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His Gamerscore is currently '''680''', with '''15''' games played, and '''1''' game completed.<br />
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===Money spent on Xbox===<br />
{| class="wikitable"<br />
|Xbox One<br />
|$400 ''($350-400)''<br />
|-<br />
|Xbox Live Gold<br />
|$59.99 ''($9.99-59.99)''<br />
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|Sonic the Hedgehog 2<br />
|$4.99<br />
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|Rare Replay <br />
|$29.99<br />
|-<br />
|Gears of War: Ultimate Edition<br />
|$39.99 ''($19.99-39.99)''<br />
|-<br />
|Sonic The Hedgehog<br />
|$4.99<br />
|-<br />
|Sonic The Hedgehog 3<br />
|$4.99<br />
|-<br />
|Sonic & Knuckles<br />
|$4.99<br />
|-<br />
|'''Total'''<br />
|$'''549.93'''<br />
|}<br />
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{{clear}}<br />
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==Sources==<br />
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==External links==<br />
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DojyqeVCD6U A typical HEXBox game]<br />
*[https://www.xboxgamertag.com/search/CWCSonichu1982/ Chris's Xbox gamertag profile]<br />
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