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Collosal Chan

2015-05-03T23:43:24Z

Son of Big Boss:

[[Image:CollosalChan.jpg|thumb|[[Chris and money|"Change?! Ya got CHANGE?!"]]]]

'''Collosal Chris-chan''' [[Chris and English|[sic]]] is yet ''another'' Mary Sue form of [[Chris]] in the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comic]]. He, like [[Ultra Sonichu]], is the result of "[[Sonichu Balls|Chaotic Crystal]] Power" after all seven of the Chaotic Crystals have assembled. Collosal Chan is surprisingly (or unsurprisingly, given [[Chris and reality|his creator's]] [[Chris_and_art#Visual_style_and_anatomy|reputation]]) the size of regular [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Chris-chan]].

==Appearance==
[[Image:126398379142.jpg|thumb|A far better depiction of Collosal Chan.]]

The concept is that Collosal Chan is some kind of half-way point between regular Chris and [[Chris-chan Sonichu]]. His medallion also changes from yellow to orange, just like [[Ultra Sonichu]].

However, in Chris's [[Chris and art|stunted ability]], this basically manifests itself as Chris-chan in a ratty vest, [[Chris and fashion|stupid hat]], and with a [[Inos|hobo]] beard. Why Chris would want to be a half-version of his actual super form doesn't make a bit of sense: how does having elements of the weaker Chris's body improve over just being a magic, omnipotent Hedgehog? So far there is no reason to believe that the things Chris does as Collosal Chan couldn't also have been done by [[Chris-chan Sonichu]].

==''Sonichu'' #10==

Collosal Chris-chan makes his first and, if we're to take Chris's word for it, last appearance in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]. Using the power of the Chaotic Crystals, he transforms into what is essentially a glorified super form, bearing [[Things Chris has ripped off|a few similarities]] to the Level 4 [[Dragon Ball Z|Super Saiyan]] transformation from ''[[wikipedia:List of Dragon Ball GT episodes|Dragon Ball GT]]''. For some reason, the [[Anime Wings]] won't cut it this time around, like they were used more than [[Sub-Episode 4|once]].

Despite the name, "Collosal" [[Chris-Chan]] appears to be [[Obesity|exactly the same size he always is]].

The first thing he does is rescue [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]] from the [[Dark Mirror Hole]]. Arriving in Minnesota, he [[Mass debating|jacks]] into the [[Hex Bawx|HEXBox]] of [[Alec Benson Leary]], enters its [[computer]] world, somehow deletes everything connected to the [[Asperpedia]], and blows up the HEXBox. He later helps Chris's version of the ''[[Asperchu]]'' characters in their fight against Metal Asperchu before travelling back to [[CWCville]] to finally confront [[Mary Lee Walsh]], whom he defeats promptly and unceremoniously.

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==Powers==

Collosal Chan has strange, almost godlike powers, the most basic of which are flight and telepathy. On top of that, he is shown to enter the [[Dark Mirror Hole]] effortlessly and retrieve [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]] from it, connect into a computer's USB port with his finger, create a version of himself to destroy everything, and create a Lightning Bomb that allows for controlled destruction by way of force fields.

He also has some basic combat abilities, most of them already available to regular, pussy [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|human Chris]] anyway. During his final fight with Mary, Chris is capable of creating solid weapons presumably out of pure electricity that [[Things Chris has ripped off|greatly resemble]] Kratos's blades from the video game ''[[God of War]]''.
[[Image:The Real Colossal Chan.png|thumb|[[Chris and copyright|What Chris wanted it to look like.]]]]
While logically, Collosal Chan has access to all the powers of his previous forms and any other Sonichu or Rosechu, these abilities have yet to be utilized. Collosal Chan can reasonably be expected to possess any power Chris considers necessary to save the day.

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==Gallery==

<center><gallery>
Image:ColossalChan.jpg|Collosal Chan.
Image:SchuComic10P44.jpg|With [[Ultra Sonichu]].
Image:ColossalChanRealistic.jpg|THIS IS WHAT CHRIS ACTUALLY BELIEVES.
Image:ColossalChrisChanVSMaryLeeWalsh.jpg|The final battle.
</gallery></center>

{{Sonichu}}

[[Category:Characters]]

Liquid Chris

2015-05-03T22:56:27Z

Son of Big Boss:

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{{Improve|massive reorganization|Expand the subtopics under the ''Liquid Saga'' for great justice. Add details and citations.}}
{| class="infobox" style="width: 21em; font-size: 90%;"
|-
! colspan="2" | <s>Trolls</s> Chandler Family
|-
| colspan="2" | [[Image:CChanSonichuCWC.jpg|300px]]
|-
! colspan="2" |Liquid Chris
|-
| '''Birth Name'''
| Christopher Weston Chandler
|-
| '''Full Name'''
| "Christopher" Christian "Ricardo" Weston Chandler
|-
| '''Alias'''
| Chris Chandler<ref>[[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!]]</ref> Jeff<ref>[[Exposing Jeff]]</ref>
|-
| '''Date of Birth'''
| 24 February [[1982]]
|-
| '''Gender'''
| Male
|-
| '''Nationality'''
| [[United States of America|American]]
|-
| '''Race'''
| [[Chris and race|White]]
|-
| '''Parents'''
| [[Bob]] [[Barbara]]
|-
| '''Spouse'''
| [[Kacey]]
|-
| '''Education'''
| [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] ([[CADD]])
|-
| '''Occupation(s)'''
| Freelance comic book artist/writer Musician
|-
|}
'''Liquid Chris''' (born 24 [[February 1982]]) is the '''[[TRUE and HONEST]] Christian Weston Chandler''' (ORIGINAL IDENTITY — DO NOT STEAL) and the one and only creator of the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]].

==Prologue==
[[June 2009]] was a busy month for [[Christian]] (henceforth '''[[Metal Gear Solid|Solid Chris]]'''), with both highs and lows. Solid was getting out of the house more and knocking back some [[Chris's Big Night Out|Long Islands]] with a new group of acquaintances. He was given the reins to his shiny new [[CWCipedia]] and had his [[YouTube]] account "CChanSonichu" compromised. Yes, he was [[Rollin' and Trollin']] indeed.

{{quote|And I'm nowadays wearing a vest and improving my image.|Solid Chris<ref name="realprotest">[[REAL Protest against the FAKE]]</ref>}}

==A challenger appears==
[[Image:Torture.jpg|Liquid torturing the impostor.|thumb]]
[[Image:Liquid VS Solid.png|"There's room for only one Chris, and one Mayor!" |thumb]]
:''See also: [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, June-July 2009#Antebellum|Liquid's Antebellum Videos]]''

At the end of the month a new YouTube account, <nowiki>http://www.youtube.com/user/CChanSonichuCWC</nowiki>, appeared with a simple premise: that the ''real'' Christian Weston Chandler (henceforth '''Liquid Chris''') was back online after a long absence, during which he lost his account to hackers, so all the weirdness on "CChanSonichu" was the work of hacking trolls, and he announced that he was ready to resume posting HONEST content on his new account. This new CWC posted four more videos, much of which were [[parody|parodies]] of earlier videos by Solid Chris.

{{quote|How else would I get fan art, if I was not the original creator of Sonichu?|Liquid Chris, [[CChanSonichuCWC_Videos,_June-July_2009#Update:_I_am_Still_the_Real_Christian_Weston_Chandler_Despite_LIES_AND_SLANDER._Also.2C_Some_Fan_Art|3 July 2009]]}}

Notably, Liquid Chris sported:
* An official [[Sonichu medallion]]
* A [[Chris and fashion|striped shirt]] (brown)
* [[Pedo-Glasses|A pair of rather bulky glasses which would look ridiculous on anybody else.]]
* [[Obesity]] (by means of a stuffed shirt, later removed)
* [[Autism]]

All of which, of course, made him almost [[Chris and reality|''indistinguishable'']] from Solid Chris! Solid himself made no comment, probably because he didn't notice the new videos among the chatter of all the other trolling. The alternative — that Solid just ignored them — is far too reasonable to consider.

It should also be noted that Liquid tried to make it as blatantly obvious as possible in the beginning stages; i.e. stuffing a pillow in his shirt, paper cut-out medallion.

==Ian Brandon Anderson==
{{main|Ian Brandon Anderson}}

What really cranked this up to eleven was a chain of events that started with Solid Chris getting his "CChanSonichu" channel back: First, Solid posted [[CWC Calls Out Three Naïve YouTubers|a series of videos]] on 10 [[July 2009]] where he "called out" three trolls by their YouTube handles, and dropped their docs (well, dropped "supposed states of residence"). That resulted in the permanent banhammer for "CChanSonichu".

The next piece fell into place when he posted his [[Rollin' and Trollin'|"Rollin' and Trollin'"]] video on his new YouTube account, "[[IBAChandler]]". When it hit [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], newfags everywhere momentarily lost control of their bowels, thinking they'd been trolled by a grand master. Trolls, however, did what trolls do best: they started riffing on it. Pretty quickly, YouTube comments popped up referring to Solid as "Ian Brandon Anderson". Such was the price of success for Solid's small drop of near win in his sea of epic fail: he had delivered unto his enemies a weapon that they'd use for months.

Even then, the damage control from that episode alone would probably have kept him from noticing Liquid's videos. Until that is, Liquid raised the stakes in an attempt to get Solid's attention.

==The CWCivil War==
===Opening shots===
[[Image:Honest-and-true.jpg|thumb|right|TRUTH and HONESTY established by the state of [[Virginia]]!]]
:''See Also: [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, June-July 2009#The CWCivil|Liquid's CWCivil War Videos]]''

The war began on 21 July, when Liquid uploaded a [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, June-July 2009#Now Selling the OFFICIAL and ORIGINAL SONICHU Merchandise of CWC, NO FAKERIES OR IMPOSTOR|video]] that reeled Solid in hook, line, and sinker, having sold Sonichu merchandise with [[Samantha Thaddeus]] at Otakon. A rebuttal was in order:

{{quotebox|DO NOT BUY from the Impostor, "<nowiki>http://www.youtube.com/user/CChanSonichuCWC CWCCChanSonichuCWC</nowiki>". HE IS CRAPPY, and [[Chris and English|his Nasal Voice]] is JUST DOWNRIGHT AWFUL.

Also, if I wanted to buy PAPER, I'd go to [[Wal-Mart]] and buy 500 FULL 8.5 X 11 Sheets for about 5 dollars!

HIS CHURCH? HE MUST LIVE IN FRICKIN' OHIO with "[[Julie]]"; NEVER DRIVES GREATER THAN 7 Hours JUST TO EVEN VISIT [[Wesley Memorial]] in [[VIRGINIA]].

F*** HIM TO HELL!<ref name="realprotest"/>}}

Solid also took time out from his busy schedule to post threats on Liquid's YouTube comments:

{{quotebox|'''The Final Showdown'''

Hey, DUMBASS! [[Chris and his ego|YOU WISH YOU WERE ME]]! I would say YOU are Stuck... IN MINUS-SECOND-GEAR!

I am Calling YOU OUT!

[[14 Branchland Ct.]] [[Ruckersville]], VA
BEFORE August 2, 2009.
If you really WANT to be me, then Come Face Me.

oh, BTW, YOUR [[Speech impediment|NASAL VOICE]] IS MORE GRATING THAN THE WORD "[[Naive|NAIVE]]", and METAL NAILS ON THE CHALKBOARD.

But "Naive" is even WORSE than NAILS.

You are a Nerd and a Whimp!

Have a good day. 
Christopher Christian Weston Chandler<ref name="realprotest"/>}}

Even at this point, Solid Chris still may have let this all go, as he was simultaneously getting blackmailed by [[Jack Thaddeus]], who was holding his [[PSN]] account to ransom. But as that wound down, Liquid caught Solid's eye again, by picking up on the Ian Brandon Anderson meme:

{{quotebox|Hello, again, Loyal Fans,

It is I again, Christian Weston Chandler. NOT Christopher Christian Weston Chandler as EVERYONE KNOWS I Changed my name FROM Christopher to Christian (PS: That Troll, as Some have now Informed Me, his Real Name is IAN BRANDON ANDERSON). Anyway, I am Working Very Hard on Sonichu 9 and Things may be Progressing Heavily with my new TRUE [[Gal-Pal]] [[Kacey]] and I. Also, Expect more Announcements of this Developing Caliber in the Future.

Stay True.

CWC<ref>[[CChanSonichuCWC_Videos,_June-July_2009#Christian_Weston_Chandler.27s_EXCITING_ANNOUNCEMENT_of_SONICHU_and_Addressing_Things.| Christian Weston Chandler's EXCITING ANNOUNCEMENT of SONICHU and Addressing Things.]]</ref>}}

===The battleground===

===="More Than A Feeling"====
[[Image:CWCvsIanGuitar.jpg|thumb|The REAL Chris is not only cute, he can play the guitar!]]
:''See Also: [[CWC More Than A Feeling]]''
:''See Also: [[CChanSonichuCWC_Videos,_June-July_2009#More_Than_A_Feeling_THE_TRUE_VERSION_by_Christian_Weston_Chandler_.28CWC.29|More Than A Feeling THE TRUE VERSION by Christian Weston Chandler (CWC)]]

For whatever reason, Solid dug up an old video of himself failing at ''Guitar Hero'' and dumped it online. Liquid shot back with a TRUE and HONEST rendition on a real guitar.

====Spanish Challenge====
[[Image:Cestnepas.jpg|thumb|Ceci n'est pas une Chris.]]
:''Main Article: [[CWC Update 29 July 2009]]''

More [[I Am The TRUE, Original CCWC|video rage]] followed before Solid attempted a cunning plan:

{{quote|También. Mi presente. Responde en español bueño. ¿Si no que bueño? Tu no eres el verdad. Tu eres el impostor.|Solid Chris, ''[[CWC Update 29 July 2009]]''}}

The plan backfired when [[CWC Update 29 July 2009#Liquid's_response|Liquid responded more fluently in Spanish, French, German, and Japanese]].

====''SingStar'' Challenge====
[[Image:Tgtdfw4.jpg|thumb|Only one clear choice, choosing the TRUE and HONEST Chris.]]
{{Main|SingStar Challenge}}

{{quote|Alright, Christian, Mr. Brown-Striped Impostor, since you have been able to accept and complete my question challenges, it is time to issue a new challenge.|Solid Chris, [[SingStar Challenge|"''SingStar'' Challenge"]]}}

And then he shaved his goatee off. Dry. With a safety razor.

As expected, the contest went to Liquid and Solid was a sore loser about it. Liquid had a tally of four votes in favor, two against. He then took his leave from the competition, after announcing a number of personal coups:
* That he'd finally found a true sweetheart, [[Kacey]].
* That he'd landed a job as a Production Manager and Game Designer at [[Microsoft]] for a ''Sonichu'' game for all consoles.
* That Dark Horse Comics would be publishing his [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comics]], making him even more filthy rich, with the opening of the CWCStore.

And finally, that he had decided to stop battling the Solid, and move out of his parents' house to live in Redmond, Seattle, to continue his happy, successful life.

==="SHOWDOWN"===
{{Main|SHOWDOWN: The TRUE CWC Confronts The FAKE}}

{{Quote|You’re breaking my balls here.|Solid, [[SHOWDOWN|"SHOWDOWN"]]}}

On 9 [[August 2009]], Liquid called Solid up and confronted him over the slanderous lies he was telling on YouTube. Solid tried reason, and when that failed, he threatened to arrest Liquid for identity theft and involve Bob in this debacle.

{{quotebox|If you do not come clean right now, I am going to get my father in on this further, and you are going to get fucking arrested, thrown in jail, and you will not get to live the peaceful, happy life that Kacey and I would like [voice cracks] you to live because Kacey really cares for you MAN!<ref>[[SHOWDOWN|"SHOWDOWN"]]</ref>}}

==="I, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia, Have Grown Up."===

{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = I, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia, Have Grown Up.
| video = {{#ev:youtube|_Gs7ZqOl2CA}}
| Stardate = 14 August 2009
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = {{Music}} Music {{Galpals}} Kacey
| Performance Style = {{Reason}} Reason
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#Verdict: I (CWC) WIN the SingStar Contest. Also, More Updates on Sonichu and Going Places :)|Verdict: I (CWC) WIN the ''SingStar'' Contest. Also, More Updates on ''Sonichu'' and Going Places :)]]
| next = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#GONE|GONE]]
}}

Of course, this sent Solid completely over the deep end. First, he raged:

{{quote|STOP THAT IMPOSTOR BASTARD WHO HAS BEEN POSING WITH MY NAME, MY ADDRESS, MY PHONE NUMBER, EVERYTHING! STOP HIM! HE DESERVES NOTHING!|Solid Chris, [[NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!|"NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!"]]}}

Then, he tried reason:

{{quotebox|The ''Singstar'' Challenge was NEVER to verify who was the real Christian Weston Chandler, because everyone on the [[Internet]] knows that I am, he's the impostor. They should quit encouraging him. And I wish that he would stop his stupid, damn, dirty game. I don't know what the heck is wrong with his head. [''his voice gets higher''] He ain't right. He don't even let me get a word in edgewise. He just keeps going on and on AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ONNNNNNNNN! Worse than my father!<ref>[[The Contest NEVER was to Determine Who was Who|"The Contest NEVER was to Determine Who was Who"]]</ref>}}

And as summer disappeared, so too did Liquid Chris: The apparent victim of foul play. Viewer discretion is advised, as the next video is disturbing.

{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = GONE
| video = {{#ev:youtube|CzDj29Vy7ro}}
| Stardate = 15 August 2009
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = {{Violence}} [[Death threats]]
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#I, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia, Have Grown Up.|I, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia, Have Grown Up.]]
| next = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#10152009|10152009]]
}}

Chris's sweetheart, [[Kacey]], was distraught over the event and posted a video confirming Chris's disappearance and announcing her withdrawal from their engagement.

==CWCivil War II: Kacey Boogaloo==
[[Image:Megatron_pistol2.jpg|thumb|Chris's solution to Boyfriends.]]
{{Main|Kacey}}

Liquid Chris reappeared on 15 [[October 2009]] with a new video explaining the trials and tribulations of the past few months, and igniting a heated love triangle with Solid for Kacey's affections.

In the [[Greetings to Kaceys Folks|video]] addressed to Kacey's parents, Solid called him '''"the previous Chris"'''. In a [[11052009 Kacey, I Love You, and I Need You|desperate video for Kacey]], Solid called him '''"the other Chris"''' repeatedly.

When the dust had settled, Solid's behavior had [[Father Call|offended Kacey's father]] and, through his immaturity, pushed Kacey back into the loving arms of the Liquid.

{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = 10152009
| video = {{#ev:youtube|fLVg6VkxpLY}}
| Stardate = 15 October 2009
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = {{Homos}} Homos {{Rumors}} Rumours
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#GONE|GONE]]
| next = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#THIS will NOT STAND, you HOMO JERK. FROM: the True C.W.C with Birth Name Christopher.|THIS will NOT STAND, you HOMO JERK. FROM: the True C.W.C with Birth Name Christopher.]]
}}

===Epilogue===
Liquid Chris is now married to his beloved sweetheart, [[Kacey]]. As the one TRUE and HONEST creator of Sonichu, his artwork and comics are extremely popular and he often attracts many beautiful [[boyfriend-free girl]]s with his medallions and his [[Gitar of Fail|Guitar of Win]].

Liquid makes mad [[Clyde Cash|cash]] by selling said medallions at Otakon and other [[anime]] [[Anime Mid-Atlantic|conventions]] while voicing Solid in ''Sonichu: The Animated Series''. He has also made several hundred thousand dollars from his two critically acclaimed games, ''[[Pokémon: Lightning Version]]'' and ''Sonichu: The Crystal Chronicles'' for the [[Nintendo|Nintendo DS]] and [[HEXBox|Xbox 360]], respectively.<ref><s>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7V1gEjtmm9M</s> (dead link as of Jul 2014)</ref> On 27 July 2011, Liquid bid fond faredieu to the trolling universe on YouTube by closing his account.

Solid Chris now considers Liquid Chris a friend.

{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = Sonichu's Copyright Proof and Thank You Kacey's Father
| video = {{#ev:youtube|Lav-RaVcYXQ}}
| Stardate = 06 November 2009
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = {{Comics}} Comics
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#My Half of A Whole New World For Kacey|My Half of A Whole New World For Kacey]]
| next = [[Sonichu_Special_4|Conspiracy to ATTEMPT MURDER AGAIN from Ian Brandon Anderson (his Comic Pages)]]
}}

'''VIDEO DESCRIPTION:'''
{{quotebox|Kacey, you Know who is Right, in Your Heart.

Signed,

"Christopher" Christian Weston Chandler (C.W.C)}}

==Irony==
[[File:Liquidd.jpg|thumb|left|Ian acts as the real Chris, in [[100 2270|"100 2270"]].]]
[[Image:LiquidChrisBelieveInMe.jpg|thumb|BELIEVE.]]
IBAChandler has mocked Liquid on several points:

* [[Speech impediment|His nasal tone.]]
* [[Chris and fashion|His brown striped shirt.]]
* [[Chris and money|Actually making money off ''Sonichu''.]]
* [[Obesity|His appearance.]]

It's a bad sign when one is fighting a mirror, and worse when the mirror is winning.

In early August 2009,<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2009]]</ref> Solid began to believe that Liquid couldn't be the real Chris because only the real Christian Weston Chandler is a [[Slow-in-the-minds|retard]] who is the laughing stock of the Internet. Therefore, the fact that Liquid isn't trolled and doesn't do dumb shit suggests that he isn't the real Chris. Of course, previously mentioned theories seem to disprove this assertion.

In a further fit of irony, Ian ended up impersonating Liquid in a bizarre attempt to woo Liquid's girlfriend, [[Kacey]].

And in a last irony, Ian impersonated Chris who was impersonating him impersonating...or something...in [[100 2270|"100 2270"]].

== In the comic ==
[[Image:TrueAndHonestCWCArt.jpg|The impostor [[Chris]] stole his famous lecture to the [[Jerkops]] from the real Chris.|thumb|left]]
[[Image:Furryiba.jpg|thumb|Go, [[IBAChandler]], and copycat-ly [sic] sieze [sic] to the extreme!]]

On 17 [[November 2009]], the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler made his very first appearance in Solid' Chris's [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]]. Solid, being the slanderous impostor that he is, had the nerve to claim that Liquid's name was Ian Brandon Anderson, and once again tried (and failed) to convince everyone that he was the TRUE and ORIGINAL creator of the [[Sonichu]] franchise.

Chris planned a future plot where [[Giovanni]] captured [[Rosechu]] and forced [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Chris]] to cede control over [[CWCville]] to Liquid. This, however, has yet to be done. <ref>[[CWC Blog#20 November 2009]]</ref>

==Fan videos==
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==See also==
[[File:Chrischan_cosplay.jpg|thumb|''Liquidus'' Chris.]]
* [[Solid Chris]]
* [[Robert Simmons V|Solidus Chris]]
* [[Jimmy Hill]]
* [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]], another doppelganger of Chris featured in the Sonichu comics

==References==
<references/>

== External links ==
* [http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL51E59E5BF480DBD4 Archived versions of all of Liquid's videos]
* [https://encyclopediadramatica.se/The_Real_Chris-chan The Real Chris-chan] on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]

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[[Category:Liquid Saga]]

Collosal Chan

2015-05-03T22:51:53Z

Son of Big Boss:

[[Image:CollosalChan.jpg|thumb|[[Chris and money|"Change?! Ya got CHANGE?!"]]]]

'''Collosal Chris-chan''' [[Chris and English|[sic]]] is yet ''another'' Mary Sue form of [[Chris]] in the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comic]]. He, like [[Ultra Sonichu]], is the result of "[[Sonichu Balls|Chaotic Crystal]] Power" after all seven of the Chaotic Crystals have assembled. Collosal Chan is surprisingly (or unsurprisingly, given [[Chris and reality|his creator's]] [[Chris_and_art#Visual_style_and_anatomy|reputation]]) the size of regular [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Chris-chan]].

==Appearance==
[[Image:126398379142.jpg|thumb|A far better depiction of Collosal Chan.]]

The concept is that Collosal Chan is some kind of half-way point between regular Chris and [[Chris-chan Sonichu]]. His medallion also changes from yellow to orange, just like [[Ultra Sonichu]].

However, in Chris's [[Chris and art|stunted ability]], this basically manifests itself as Chris-chan in a ratty vest, [[Chris and fashion|stupid hat]], and with a [[Inos|hobo]] beard. Why Chris would want to be a half-version of his actual super form doesn't make a bit of sense: how does having elements of the weaker Chris's body improve over just being a magic, omnipotent Hedgehog? So far there is no reason to believe that the things Chris does as Collosal Chan couldn't also have been done by [[Chris-chan Sonichu]].

==''Sonichu'' #10==

Collosal Chris-chan makes his first and, if we're to take Chris's word for it, last appearance in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]. Using the power of the Chaotic Crystals, he transforms into what is essentially a glorified super form, bearing [[Things Chris has ripped off|a few similarities]] to the Level 4 [[Dragon Ball Z|Super Saiyan]] transformation from ''[[wikipedia:List of Dragon Ball GT episodes|Dragon Ball GT]]''. For some reason, the [[Anime Wings]] won't cut it this time around, like they were used more than [[Sub-Episode 4|once]].

Despite the name, "Collosal" [[Chris-Chan]] appears to be [[Obesity|exactly the same size he always is]].

The first thing he does is rescue [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]] from the [[Dark Mirror Hole]]. Arriving in Minnesota, he [[Mass debating|jacks]] into the [[Hex Bawx|HEXBox]] of [[Alec Benson Leary]], enters its [[computer]] world, somehow deletes everything connected to the [[Asperpedia]], and blows up the HEXBox. He later helps Chris's version of the ''[[Asperchu]]'' characters in their fight against Metal Asperchu before travelling back to [[CWCville]] to finally confront [[Mary Lee Walsh]], whom he defeats promptly and unceremoniously.

{{clear}}
==Powers==

Collosal Chan has strange, almost godlike powers, the most basic of which are flight and telepathy. On top of that, he is shown to enter the [[Dark Mirror Hole]] effortlessly and retrieve [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]] from it, connect into a computer's USB port with his finger, create a version of himself to destroy everything, and create a Lightning Bomb that allows for controlled destruction by way of force fields.

He also has some basic combat abilities, most of them already available to regular, pussy [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|human Chris]] anyway. During his final fight with Mary, Chris is capable of creating solid weapons presumably out of pure electricity that [[Things Chris has ripped off|greatly resemble]] Kratos's blades from the video game ''[[God of War]]''.

While logically, Collosal Chan has access to all the powers of his previous forms and any other Sonichu or Rosechu, these abilities have yet to be utilized. Collosal Chan can reasonably be expected to possess any power Chris considers necessary to save the day.

{{clear}}

[[Image:The Real Colossal Chan.png|thumb|[[Chris and copyright|What Chris wanted it to look like.]]]]

==Gallery==

<center><gallery>
Image:ColossalChan.jpg|Collosal Chan.
Image:SchuComic10P44.jpg|With [[Ultra Sonichu]].
Image:ColossalChanRealistic.jpg|THIS IS WHAT CHRIS ACTUALLY BELIEVES.
Image:ColossalChrisChanVSMaryLeeWalsh.jpg|The final battle.
</gallery></center>

{{Sonichu}}

[[Category:Characters]]

File:Liquid VS Solid.png

2015-05-03T22:51:15Z

Son of Big Boss:

Collosal Chan

2015-05-03T22:49:46Z

Son of Big Boss:

[[Image:CollosalChan.jpg|thumb|[[Chris and money|"Change?! Ya got CHANGE?!"]]]]

'''Collosal Chris-chan''' [[Chris and English|[sic]]] is yet ''another'' Mary Sue form of [[Chris]] in the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comic]]. He, like [[Ultra Sonichu]], is the result of "[[Sonichu Balls|Chaotic Crystal]] Power" after all seven of the Chaotic Crystals have assembled. Collosal Chan is surprisingly (or unsurprisingly, given [[Chris and reality|his creator's]] [[Chris_and_art#Visual_style_and_anatomy|reputation]]) the size of regular [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Chris-chan]].

==Appearance==
[[Image:126398379142.jpg|thumb|A far better depiction of Collosal Chan.]]

The concept is that Collosal Chan is some kind of half-way point between regular Chris and [[Chris-chan Sonichu]]. His medallion also changes from yellow to orange, just like [[Ultra Sonichu]].

However, in Chris's [[Chris and art|stunted ability]], this basically manifests itself as Chris-chan in a ratty vest, [[Chris and fashion|stupid hat]], and with a [[Inos|hobo]] beard. Why Chris would want to be a half-version of his actual super form doesn't make a bit of sense: how does having elements of the weaker Chris's body improve over just being a magic, omnipotent Hedgehog? So far there is no reason to believe that the things Chris does as Collosal Chan couldn't also have been done by [[Chris-chan Sonichu]].

==''Sonichu'' #10==

Collosal Chris-chan makes his first and, if we're to take Chris's word for it, last appearance in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]. Using the power of the Chaotic Crystals, he transforms into what is essentially a glorified super form, bearing [[Things Chris has ripped off|a few similarities]] to the Level 4 [[Dragon Ball Z|Super Saiyan]] transformation from ''[[wikipedia:List of Dragon Ball GT episodes|Dragon Ball GT]]''. For some reason, the [[Anime Wings]] won't cut it this time around, like they were used more than [[Sub-Episode 4|once]].

Despite the name, "Collosal" [[Chris-Chan]] appears to be [[Obesity|exactly the same size he always is]].

The first thing he does is rescue [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]] from the [[Dark Mirror Hole]]. Arriving in Minnesota, he [[Mass debating|jacks]] into the [[Hex Bawx|HEXBox]] of [[Alec Benson Leary]], enters its [[computer]] world, somehow deletes everything connected to the [[Asperpedia]], and blows up the HEXBox. He later helps Chris's version of the ''[[Asperchu]]'' characters in their fight against Metal Asperchu before travelling back to [[CWCville]] to finally confront [[Mary Lee Walsh]], whom he defeats promptly and unceremoniously.

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==Powers==

Collosal Chan has strange, almost godlike powers, the most basic of which are flight and telepathy. On top of that, he is shown to enter the [[Dark Mirror Hole]] effortlessly and retrieve [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]] from it, connect into a computer's USB port with his finger, create a version of himself to destroy everything, and create a Lightning Bomb that allows for controlled destruction by way of force fields.

He also has some basic combat abilities, most of them already available to regular, pussy [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|human Chris]] anyway. During his final fight with Mary, Chris is capable of creating solid weapons presumably out of pure electricity that [[Things Chris has ripped off|greatly resemble]] Kratos's blades from the video game ''[[God of War]]''.

While logically, Collosal Chan has access to all the powers of his previous forms and any other Sonichu or Rosechu, these abilities have yet to be utilized. Collosal Chan can reasonably be expected to possess any power Chris considers necessary to save the day.

{{clear}}

[[Image:The Real Colossal Chan.png|thumb|[[Chris and copyright|"What Chris wanted it to look like. "]]]]

==Gallery==

<center><gallery>
Image:ColossalChan.jpg|Collosal Chan.
Image:SchuComic10P44.jpg|With [[Ultra Sonichu]].
Image:ColossalChanRealistic.jpg|THIS IS WHAT CHRIS ACTUALLY BELIEVES.
Image:ColossalChrisChanVSMaryLeeWalsh.jpg|The final battle.
</gallery></center>

{{Sonichu}}

[[Category:Characters]]

Collosal Chan

2015-05-03T22:48:30Z

Son of Big Boss:

[[Image:CollosalChan.jpg|thumb|[[Chris and money|"Change?! Ya got CHANGE?!"]]]]

'''Collosal Chris-chan''' [[Chris and English|[sic]]] is yet ''another'' Mary Sue form of [[Chris]] in the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comic]]. He, like [[Ultra Sonichu]], is the result of "[[Sonichu Balls|Chaotic Crystal]] Power" after all seven of the Chaotic Crystals have assembled. Collosal Chan is surprisingly (or unsurprisingly, given [[Chris and reality|his creator's]] [[Chris_and_art#Visual_style_and_anatomy|reputation]]) the size of regular [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Chris-chan]].

==Appearance==
[[Image:126398379142.jpg|thumb|A far better depiction of Collosal Chan.]]

The concept is that Collosal Chan is some kind of half-way point between regular Chris and [[Chris-chan Sonichu]]. His medallion also changes from yellow to orange, just like [[Ultra Sonichu]].

However, in Chris's [[Chris and art|stunted ability]], this basically manifests itself as Chris-chan in a ratty vest, [[Chris and fashion|stupid hat]], and with a [[Inos|hobo]] beard. Why Chris would want to be a half-version of his actual super form doesn't make a bit of sense: how does having elements of the weaker Chris's body improve over just being a magic, omnipotent Hedgehog? So far there is no reason to believe that the things Chris does as Collosal Chan couldn't also have been done by [[Chris-chan Sonichu]].

==''Sonichu'' #10==

Collosal Chris-chan makes his first and, if we're to take Chris's word for it, last appearance in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]. Using the power of the Chaotic Crystals, he transforms into what is essentially a glorified super form, bearing [[Things Chris has ripped off|a few similarities]] to the Level 4 [[Dragon Ball Z|Super Saiyan]] transformation from ''[[wikipedia:List of Dragon Ball GT episodes|Dragon Ball GT]]''. For some reason, the [[Anime Wings]] won't cut it this time around, like they were used more than [[Sub-Episode 4|once]].

Despite the name, "Collosal" [[Chris-Chan]] appears to be [[Obesity|exactly the same size he always is]].

The first thing he does is rescue [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]] from the [[Dark Mirror Hole]]. Arriving in Minnesota, he [[Mass debating|jacks]] into the [[Hex Bawx|HEXBox]] of [[Alec Benson Leary]], enters its [[computer]] world, somehow deletes everything connected to the [[Asperpedia]], and blows up the HEXBox. He later helps Chris's version of the ''[[Asperchu]]'' characters in their fight against Metal Asperchu before travelling back to [[CWCville]] to finally confront [[Mary Lee Walsh]], whom he defeats promptly and unceremoniously.

[[Image:The Real Colossal Chan.png|thumb|[[Chris and copyright|"What Chris wanted it to look like. "]]]]

{{clear}}
==Powers==

Collosal Chan has strange, almost godlike powers, the most basic of which are flight and telepathy. On top of that, he is shown to enter the [[Dark Mirror Hole]] effortlessly and retrieve [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]] from it, connect into a computer's USB port with his finger, create a version of himself to destroy everything, and create a Lightning Bomb that allows for controlled destruction by way of force fields.

He also has some basic combat abilities, most of them already available to regular, pussy [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|human Chris]] anyway. During his final fight with Mary, Chris is capable of creating solid weapons presumably out of pure electricity that [[Things Chris has ripped off|greatly resemble]] Kratos's blades from the video game ''[[God of War]]''.

While logically, Collosal Chan has access to all the powers of his previous forms and any other Sonichu or Rosechu, these abilities have yet to be utilized. Collosal Chan can reasonably be expected to possess any power Chris considers necessary to save the day.

{{clear}}

==Gallery==

<center><gallery>
Image:ColossalChan.jpg|Collosal Chan.
Image:SchuComic10P44.jpg|With [[Ultra Sonichu]].
Image:ColossalChanRealistic.jpg|THIS IS WHAT CHRIS ACTUALLY BELIEVES.
Image:ColossalChrisChanVSMaryLeeWalsh.jpg|The final battle.
</gallery></center>

{{Sonichu}}

[[Category:Characters]]

File:The Real Colossal Chan.png

2015-05-03T22:44:53Z

Son of Big Boss: