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Sonic the Hedgehog

2019-02-19T21:54:49Z

SonBreezie: /* Sonic Forces */

{{quote|[I] looked up to Sonic the Hedgehog as my lifelong hero, because he's not only quck in the feet, but also [[Slow-in-the-minds|in the head]].|[[Christian Weston Chandler]]<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 20]]</ref>}}

{| class="infobox" style="width: 21em; font-size: 90%;"
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! colspan="2" | ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' character
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| colspan="2" | [[File:Sanek.png|200px]]
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! colspan="2" |Sonic
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| '''Gender'''
| Male
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| '''Length'''
| 3'3" (100 cm)
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| '''Weight'''
| 77 lbs (35 kg)
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| '''Species'''
| Hedgehog
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|'''Arm color'''
| Blue
|}
'''Sonic the Hedgehog''' is a [[Sonic Boom Protests|blue-armed]] fictional character that was created by [[Video games|Sega]] in order to serve as their main mascot (replacing [[Wikipedia:Alex Kidd|Alex Kidd]]), as well as to compete against [[Nintendo]]'s Mario. He is also one of the primary characters from which the much-beloved [[Sonichu (comic)|comic book]] hero [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] draws inspiration.

Chris claims that Sonic has been his "life long hero"<ref>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPv7MqvrDK0&feature=player_embedded#!</ref> since June [[1990]][''sic'']<ref>''Sonic the Hedgehog'' wasn't released until June [[1991]] - see [[Wikipedia:Sonic_the_Hedgehog_(video_game)|here]]. Interestingly, this is also a question on Chris's [[Quizzes#Sonic_the_Hedgehog_History|''Sonic the Hedgehog'' MyBuzz quiz]] which Chris assigns the right answer of June 1991.</ref>, replacing [[The Adventures of The American Rabbit|the American Rabbit]].<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#Conception_and_Creation CWCipedia article on Sonichu]</ref> Chris confirmed his loyalty to Sonic in 2014 when Sega's outrageous decision to change a non-canonical Sonic's arm color to blue forced Chris to [[Sonic Boom Protests|vandalize stores and physically injure employees]].

==History==
Chris likely first learned about Sonic from a magazine promotion of the series from late 1990, involving the basic plot of Sonic running around to defeat [[Doctor Robotnik]], who was portrayed as a [[Obesity|plump]], [[Chris and his ego|egotistical]] man (hmmm who does that sound like) who would endeavor to conquer Mobius and destroy Sonic, failing spectacularly each time. A show based on the games called [[Wikipedia:Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog|''Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog'']] was promoted via a contest called [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]], with the grand prize being a [[Chris and money|$1,000 video game shopping spree]]. Chris was one of the two winners of the shopping spree and was featured in a news story about the contest, one of the biggest moments (if not ''the'' biggest moment) in his early life, spreading its influence far and wide, from his decisions to enter contests (cf. [[GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes]], [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]], [[Harvey Birdman Commercial|''Harvey Birdman'' Commercial]], [[Pixelated PS3]]) to the eventual creation of ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]''. Chris's loyalty was so strong that he was visibly upset when told by bullies that Sonic was dead.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 9|Jackie Chat #9]]</ref> Chris has shown little attention to the title character of Sonic's rival franchise ''Super Mario'', which is curious considering his [[Brand loyalty|militant hatred]] for the [[Hex-Box]] in favor of the [[PlayStation]]; however, Chris does own a few Mario games in his video game collection. It is also known that Chris owns ''Crash Bandicoot 3: Warped'', Crash being another rival of Sonic's.

In a [[Announcement 20160709|video]] released in July 2016, Chris indirectly acknowledges that Sonic the Hedgehog is poorly received; however, he hilariously doesn't grasp the concept, insisting that his original creation could "pull Sonic out of the ground”.

[[2019]] sees a live-action Sonic movie, and a Grade V spergout from Chris seems certain, although it remains to be seen if it will involve public protest or violence. Chris has said: "''Even the crew of the STH 2019 Movie admit they PURPOSELY want to Mess This Up! And, yes: the Two Elephants in the room, on this great misinterpretation of Sonic, himself: The Wrong Shoes, and The Blue Arms. 😖 (The Real) Sonic, Himself, and I are Seriously Not Amused. He even stated, himself, that he is beyond ashamed and embarrassed of this movie, and all of the lack of appreciation of the original source materials, as well as Respect for him in this abolishment of a flick.''"<ref>[[Twitter]]</ref> Now that he believes himself to be in direct contact with (pink-armed) Sonic, where will Chris stop? He claims he will boycott it but will not repeat his errors of the Sonic Boom era.

Interesting to note: ''Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog'' (famous in Christory for being promoted via the Watch & Win Sweepstakes) had a PSA about sexual harassment, where Chris's "hero" warns that being [[Megan|touched "in a place or in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable"]] is "no good." In order to "just win" the contest, Chris had to write down the messages at the end of each week's episode; whether he saw this one or not is up for debate, considering what he'd do in later years.

==Sonic Boom protests==

{{Main|Sonic Boom Protests}}

In [[June 2014]], Chris announced he was boycotting the TV and video game series ''Sonic Boom'' because of the fact that they changed the color of Sonic's arms from a flesh color to blue. Chris claims that this "U-turn" in design has caused him to "literally lose a bunch of sleep and peace of mind"{{cite}}. This was later enforced in [[October 2014|October]] when he posted two photos of himself holding up a Sonic doll with a grim face. Note that ''Sonic Boom'' is not considered canon and the color change is probably not permanent. Furthermore, the fact that Chris focuses exclusively on Sonic's blue arms instead of any of the other changes made to the character designs raises a lot of questions. It is also worth mentioning that even Chris's '''[[white knight|white knights]]''', including [[William Elliott Waterman]], criticised him for overreacting instead of defending him. The discouragement evidently only fanned the flames, however; Chris's anger towards the game only worsened and ended up getting him in deep trouble (see below).

On 17 [[November 2014]], in a post to the Facebook group ''Keep Sonic Original'', Chris revealed that his [[tard rage]] extended to getting into a dispute with several "Blue Arm Promoters" (The "security" [[jerkop|janekop]] and the [[manajerks|manajerk]]) at the [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]] [[Get-Tar Region|Target]]). The focus of Chris's debate was the "Sensory Overloading of the Blue Arms" and how the Target store should NOT stock games based on popular demand, but instead based on Chris's whims and requests. Although Chris claims that the discussion ended peacefully he still went on to encourage the people of ''Keep Sonic Original'' to help their noble cause by harassing the two janekops involved into sending the ''Sonic Boom'' stock back to the manufacturers, as if mall security had any influence over that.

Chris's rage fulminated when, on [[26 December 2014]], he went to his local [[GameStop]] (which he was [[banned]] from) to vandalise ''Sonic Boom'' store merchandise, maced a bystanding employee on his way out, and got arrested for [[Chris and the Law|breaking 3 laws]] in a single day.

==References to Chris==
===Sega Acknowledges Sonichu===
On 13 [[January 2012]], two [[Sega]] of America employees corpsed in one of their "Free Stuff Friday" videos when one talked about a Super Sonic plush they were giving away and the female called it "Sonichu?" Jump to 3:50 in the linked video.

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Chris saw the video and commented<ref>[[List of Christian's comments on Youtube#SEGA's Free Stuff Friday-January 13, 2012]]</ref>. He then filed it under a YouTube playlist titled "Trolling Stupid."

{{quotebox|I do not find that commentary funny at all. In fact, I feel pissed off to be ridiculed soo lightly.}}

===Sonic mentions Sonichu on Twitter===
On 10 [[July 2015]], the official Sonic the Hedgehog Twitter account joked about Sonichu and blarms<ref>https://twitter.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/608718532529037312</ref>.

A fan asked:
{{quoteboxred|Will I be able to play as Sonichu in Sonic Boom: Fire and Ice?}}

Sonic replied:
{{quoteboxgreen|Maybe, but only if we give Sonichu blue arms, three scarves, and ultimately just redesign him as Big the Cat.}}

A troll tried to notify Chris that Sonic was mocking him, but he believed it to be fake<ref>[[:File:Cwc dumb flake - credit to Pickle Inspector.png]]</ref>:

{{quotebox|That Is Fake, you dumb Flake.}}

Chris should have known it is not a fake, since he follows the account on Twitter.

Two later tweets also made minor mentions of Sonichu.

The first was on 9 March 2016, in which [[Dr. Eggman]] attempts to cancel getting "Big the Cat facts" on his phone by texting his favorite Sonic character, but is told that his favorite Sonic character is Sonichu.<ref>https://twitter.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/707622466391117824</ref>

The second was on 29 April 2016, where "Sonichu" is one possible name on a "What's Your Sonic Name" chart making fun of the "original characters" in the Sonic fandom.<ref>https://twitter.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/726090715885756416</ref>

===Sonic Boom pickle joke===
In ''Double Doomsday'', episode 7 of ''Sonic Boom'', Sonic orders a hamburger with no pickles and instead is served with extra pickles.

In Chris's [[FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!]] Facebook group, he posted about the pickle joke and took a "neutral" stance on it.
{{quotebox|10 December 2014

I know well I said not to talk about the show much, or post any spoilers. This time, though, I am willing to make this exception.

I have heard that in the show, Sonic ordered a sandwich with no pickles, but is served the sandwich with extra pickles. I feel neutral/indifferent about the joke. But my friend read a bit into it as a possible reference to myself, as well as a possible middle finger gesture to me from SEGA. Being Serious and Sincere, no sarcasm or jokes: what do y'all think/feel from this lame pickled vegetable joke? Answer in the comments of this post.}}

===Sonic Boom parody===
[[File:Mark as cwc - credit to John Furrman.jpeg|thumb|250px]]
Episode 57 of the ''Sonic Boom'' animated series, titled ''The Biggest Fan'', parodies the Sonic fanbase. Several references, whether intentionally or coincidentally, match with Chris-

*The fan, Mark the Tapir, is an overweight nerd with bad hair, large glasses and [[Medallions|a Sonic patch on his shirt]].
*Mark the Tapir has an awkward lack of social awareness, similar to Chris's [[autism]], and is especially reminiscent of his clingy, stalker-ish behaviour around [[Megan]] and [[Catherine]].
*At the 2:43 mark, Mark orders [[April 16 Fetish Vids#1 Fanta: Semen Flavor|orange soda]].
*At the 5:15 mark, there is a reference to [[Sonic Boom Protests|blue arms]].
*Mark attempting vehicular manslaughter on Sonic, like Chris did with Michael Synder.
*"Collectible plates" are mentioned, possibly made out of Crayola Model Magic?
*Sonic has a Tails hat placed on him at one point, making him look like he has [[Sonichu (character)|big yellow ears]].
*Mark is shown to be into writing [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|NSFW fan fiction]] of Sonic, with Sonic sarcastically mentioning [[Sonichu 8|"SonAmy! Ooh, spicy!"]].

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The episode aired on 10 December 2016. Three days later, Chris viewed the episode and saw "No resemblance" to himself in Mark<ref>[[December 2016 Facebook posts#Sonic Boom parody]]</ref>:

{{quotebox|Also, after hearing of Sonic Boom's "The Biggest Fan" episode, I found and watched it. Despite the segment on the arm colour in the portrait and the common fat, glasses, and hair on Mark the Tapir, and there was no mention or hidden cameo of Sonichu anywhere in the episode; I personally see No resemblance of myself in the Mark character. Especially in how far he took it to keep being able to be near Sonic; [[Chris and reality|I am not mental or crazy like that at all.]]}}

The episode's writers, Doug Liebilch and Bill Freiberger, responded to questions on Twitter about the episode. Liebilch said that [https://twitter.com/DougLieblich/status/808080337859293184 "He's not based on anyone specific. Just an obsessive fan character."] Freiberger also denied that Mark was based on Chris, and unlike Liebilch, he knows who Chris is, saying [https://twitter.com/BillFreiberger/status/809087510156410880 "Mark is 100% NOT based on CWC. He is a general fan type. We've done many blue arm jokes in the series. Not a clue."]

===Sonic Boom writer jokes about Sonichu===

On 10 January 2018, Alan Denton, a writer for ''Sonic Boom'', joked about Sonichu on Twitter.

{{quoteboxgreen|I love when people are inspired enough by something to write their own fan fiction. Totally support that. But (and I can't believe I have to say this...), if you then insist to the creators that your made-up story become canon, you've gone too far.<ref>https://twitter.com/AlanTheWriter/status/951193526917738496</ref>

(Whispers silently to my folder of Sonichu fanfic: "But not you. You'll all be canon one day...")<ref>https://twitter.com/AlanTheWriter/status/951193919483666432</ref>}}

Denton was a writer on the ''Double Doomsday'' and story editor on ''The Biggest Fan'' episodes of the show.

==Role in the comics==
Sonic first appears in [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]] as Super Sonic battling the [[Perfect Chaos Monster]] in [[Station Square]]. Whilst battling him, a [[Pikachu]] comes to fight Perfect Chaos and is tackled by Sonic. The power of the Chaos Emeralds mutates said Pikachu into [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], who then defeats Perfect Chaos.

[[Sonichu 1|In the following issue]], he crashes into Sonichu again. After recognizing each other, they team up in order to rescue [[Rosechu]] from the clutches of [[Black Sonichu]].

Other than being the catalyst for the creation of Sonichu and teaming up with him in the second issue, Sonic serves no other purpose. He disappears after issue #1, never mentioned again until [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]], where [[Robbie]] sickeningly refers to him as "Uncle Sonic".

Sonic returns in the "Clip Show" episode of ''Sonichu'' #11, where Sonichu and he discuss the past. He is shocked by the new [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Comic!Chris]], now a [[tomgirl]].

===Tails's lack of a role in the comics===
'''Miles "Tails" Prower''' is Sonic's sidekick, and has been in the franchise since [[Wikipedia:Sonic The Hedgehog 2|''Sonic the Hedgehog II'']] was released in [[1992]] for the [[Wikipedia:Sega Genesis|Sega Genesis]]. He has been featured in almost every form of ''Sonic''-related media such as cartoons, anime, and comic books. As such, many have been perplexed on why neither he nor an idiot ripoff (likely named "Prowerlo Sonichu") has had a role in ''Sonichu''. An orange character who's probably meant to be Tails can be seen in the background of a [[Scrapbook]] [[:Image:063-SonicVsSonichu.jpg|drawing of Sonic and Sonichu]] and he is also briefly featured in a fancomic [[PandaHalo]] made and Chris added to [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], but other than that neither Tails nor a recolor of him appear in the Sonichu universe.
[[Image:0860-Cwcville9.JPG|thumb|He did make a [[Lego]] version of Tails.]]
Chris has refused to include Tails in his comics, despite ripping off Knuckles and Shadow and featuring an [[Transformers|Autobot]] named "[[Prower]]". Contrary to what some believe, it is not likely Tails was omitted because of the rumors (made by [[BlueSpike|thirteen-year-olds]] on [[GameFAQs]] and Newgrounds) that Sonic and Tails were a [[homos|gay]] couple. Chris said that "I just did not feel need for a Tails-like Character in the stories. I disagree with all the rumors against Tails; if you read the [[Wikipedia:Sonic the Hedgehog (comics)|''Sonic the Hedgehog'' Comic Book Series]] from Archie Comics, Tails gets a Girlfriend."<ref>[[Mailbag 21#Why no Tails?|Mailbag #21]]</ref> He later claims that he "did not feel it appropriate for Tails to be in my comic."<ref>[[Mailbag 38#Chris is an expert matchmaker|Mailbag #38]]</ref>
Despite this, Chris ''did'' create two Tails-like [[Pokémon]] named Evails and Supreon (an evolution of the former), though they only appeared on the [[Wall of Originals]]. Tails also gets a mention in "[[Sonichu & Rosechu… The Genesis of the Lovehogs]]", a Sonichu short story which predates the comics.

[[Wild Sonichu|Wild]] might be the closest a Sonichu character has ever come to ripping off Tails. While they're nothing alike in their looks or personalities ([[Chris and writing#Characterization|or lack thereof]], in the case of the former), Wild does state in [[Sonichu 3]] that he can use his tail as a propeller, an ability also shared by Tails.

== Amy Rose ==
'''Amy Rose''' is a ''Sonic'' character created in [[1993]], making her first appearance in the game [[Wikipedia:Sonic the Hedgehog CD|''Sonic CD'']]. She serves as the self-proclaimed love interest of Sonic the Hedgehog. In fleshing out the world of [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]], Chris quickly ripped off the character to serve as Sonichu's girlfriend, [[Rosechu]].

[[Image:Chris-chan Traced.JPG|thumb|Yep, definitely different.]]

While Chris at least made an effort to disguise Sonichu's source material by re-colouring him, Rosechu is nearly indistinguishable from Amy Rose. Like Amy Rose, Rosechu has green eyes and pink fur, with the spines on her head arranged to resemble a bob haircut. Both wear red boots and dresses, with Rosechu's having a blue trim in a slightly different pattern to Amy's white trim. Visually, the only obvious distinction between the two is the [[Raichu]] tail Rosechu has, and the spines on the center of Amy's forehead, which Rosechu lacks. It should be noted, however, that when Chris draws Amy, he [[Chris and art|fails]] to draw the forehead spines properly, resulting in an even closer resemblance.

{{quote|MAJOR Differences between Amy and Rosie; Amy never had spikes on her back, the clothes are Different; Rosie’s Headband is White, not Red, and Rosechu has a modern girl kinda attitude, and lucky for her, Sonichu RARELY runs away from her charms. And, of course, she has her Electric-Type Attacks to boot.|Christian Weston Chandler, damning himself with [[The Sonichu Chronicles|faint praise]].}}

[[File:E1p36.jpg|thumb|200px|right|Even Chris is bored with this sexist gabfest.]]

As Chris points out, the only real difference between Amy and Rosechu in terms of characterization is that while Amy's crush on Sonic is unreciprocated, Sonichu has been sucking face with Rosechu since the [[Sonichu 0|day they met]]. Obviously, this hardly marks a difference in their ''personality''. If anything, it says more about the differences between Sonic and Sonichu, since they respond differently to affection. Since she's already made her romantic conquest, Rosechu is free to pursue the life of a "modern girl", which apparently means [[Sonichu 8|raping people's faces]] and producing [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|terrifying amateur pornography]].

[[Image: Rosechu-AmyRose1.jpg|thumb|200px|left|Sheesh, they even think the same words.]]

As an epilogue to the Sonichu/Sonic team-up in [[Sonichu 1|''Sonichu'' #1]], Rosechu happens to meet Amy in [[CWCville Mall]]. With no hint of irony, the two remark upon how similar they are, and engage in a [[Women's rights|vapid conversation about shopping and relationships]].

== Shadow the Hedgehog ==
Introduced in [[2001]]'s [[Wikipedia:Sonic Adventure 2|''Sonic Adventure 2'']], '''Shadow the Hedgehog''' is an anti-hero version of Sonic the Hedgehog. As he quickly became a fan favorite among the ''Sonic'' family of characters and the trolls, it was only a matter of time before [[Chris]] decided to "create" another [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]].

Unlike Rosechu, who is virtually identical to Amy, [[Blake|Black Sonichu]] (later retconned to Blake) only resembles Shadow in his color scheme and tenuous allegiance to the forces of evil. While Shadow is primarily motivated by his desire to learn about his mysterious past, Black Sonichu was informed of every aspect of his creation by [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|Naitsirhc]]. Most notably, while Shadow is intended to be a dark and edgy character, Black Sonichu is basically just a punk, committing blatant mischief for very transparent motives.

While this might seem to make Black Sonichu halfway original, it really only means that he's a poor copy of Sonichu instead of a slightly less poor copy of Shadow. Blake's only real claim to individuality was that he acted like an asshole; since falling for [[Bubbles Rosechu|Bubbles]] in [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], he doesn't even have that going for him.

Shadow makes one appearance in the ''Sonichu'' canon when he shows up as a drummer for [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]], but is later replaced by [[Punchy Sonichu]]. A Shadow doll was also held by Chris in [[DivineTrial]], substituting for Clyde Cash. The same Shadow doll is in the background in [[For Julie's Eyes Only]].

==Comics==
[[File:Sth189.jpg|thumb|200px|right|More likely than not a bigger inspiration than the games series itself.]]

Sonic comics are almost as numerous as the games themselves, pumped out at a whim for a buck; they even made series specific for each region of the world. The one Chris is familiar with is the one published by Archie Comics, published in, obviously, [[United States of America|America]].

Chris has hinted at and mentioned that he is familiar with this comic series, and the layout of his comics tends to replicate the style of early Archie ''Sonic'' covers. Reldnahc's calling Chris "Prime-Chan" in the comic may be a reference to the character [[Wikipedia:List_of_Sonic_the_Hedgehog_comic_book_characters#Evil_Sonic.2FScourge_the_Hedgehog|Scourge the Hedgehog]], an evil version of Sonic from another dimension; Sonic is referred to as "Sonic Prime" when dealing with inter-dimensional storylines. Chris has also been known to trace images from an early special of the comic, "Super Sonic vs. Hyper Knuckles", for the basis of some of his fight scenes, and one of the early shorts, entitled "Sonichu 25 Years Later," takes its name from a 2004 arc called "Mobius 25 Years Later." Whether he still reads the comics now or not is unknown. He has stated that he would like ''Sonichu'' to be published by Archie Comics.<ref>[[IRC (22 December 2008)]]</ref><ref>[[Mumble 6|Mumble Chat #6]]</ref> If Chris still reads it, it will probably be a source of plagiarism and mass-debating for years to come.

Starting in [[April 2010]], [[Sony]] began releasing the Archie ''Sonic'' comics for download via the [[Playstation Network]].<ref>[http://blog.us.playstation.com/2010/04/22/playstation-comics-store-update-17/ PlayStation Comics Store Update]</ref> The likelihood that Chris has purchased them? [[Chris and money|Close to 100%.]]

==Plagiarism==
To put it bluntly, Sonichu is a [[Chris and copyright|copyright infringement.]] Chris tries to work around this fact by claiming that Sonichu is a [[parody]] of Sonic the Hedgehog, but Chris clearly does not understand what the word means, as Sonichu does not derive humor or provide commentary on the original franchise.

==Sonic Forces==

{{quote|A Lightning Bolt Tail; Long Ears; Longer down-bent Quills. Not to mention a [[Sonic Boom Protests|Tan Belly]] like Sonic|Chris's specifications for how the Sonic recolor avatar can look exactly like Sonichu.}}

[[File:Sonic Forces 1.jpg|thumb|150px|So close, yet so far.]]

On 7 November, 2017, Sonic Forces was released for PlayStation 4, Xbox One, and Nintendo Switch. Despite being in the middle of the [[Financhu Crisis]], Chris immediately ran out and purchased a copy, [[Chris and money|throwing down $39.99.]]

There are three gameplay modes included. Classic is side-scrolling, reminiscent to the original Sega Genesis games. Modern is full-on three-dimensional, like many of the games released within recent years. The third gameplay mode is Avatar, wherein the player can create their own custom Sonic character to play as.

Naturally, Chris thought his dreams of having Sonichu in a bonafide Sonic game would come true, [[IT'S DISAPPOINTING|but was disappointed that they did not include Pikachu accessories to make a copyright nightmare]]. The Sonic Twitter did make a few Sonichu jokes though; it's unknown if Chris's seen it.

Four days later, he asked his fanbase for someone to mod a more accurate Sonichu avatar for him<ref>[[November 2017 tweets#Sonic Forces mod request]]</ref>, being too lazy to do so, even though the way to unlock more customizable pieces is to just play through the game itself.

In a show of his ego, Chris unlocked a [[heterochromia]] customization option, then took a photo and tweeted, "I wonder if that was inspired from me since my right eye Is green, while my left is a shade of blue, like purple: the combo of Blue and red."<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/November_2017_tweets#The_only_person_with_Heterochromia</ref> Notably, Chris declined to recognize similarities between himself and possible parodies on Sonic Boom and [[My Little Pony#Possible cameo in cartoon|My Little Pony]], although he is happy to speculate that game developers had him in mind when including heterochromia as a design option.

==Gallery==
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Image:Modern-classic.png|Sonic with his 90's counterpart.
Image:001-Christophers1stSonic.jpg|Chris drew this in between ages 8 and 28. Notice the [[Sonic Boom Protests|blue-colored arms]].
Image:075-SonicAndSonichu.jpg|He's a street smart cop with twenty years on the force! He's a rookie straight out of academy! Together, they fight crime!
Image:063-SonicVsSonichu.jpg|Because we all like to see our favorite heroes crossover one day! [[Sonichu 1|Oh, wait!]]
Image:0065-Sonic.jpg|Sonic looking an awful lot like Chris.
Image:326-SonicJamCard.jpg|...I thought the answer was "Aim for the [[Sonichu 4|sourdough region]]"?
Image:327-SonicJamCardBck.jpg|[[6 June 2010|Yep,]] [[Don't Mess With Me|that]] [[Sonichu 10|most]] [[Autism Tutorial Extra|certainly ]][[28 October 2011|taught]] [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|him.]]
Image:445-SonicTotem.JPG|0-0 [http://www.geekologie.com/2009/12/um_yeah_maybe_get_somebody_els.php Geekologie Reader] does not approve of Chris's artwork.
Image:447-CWCSonicPlate.JPG|Sonic the Blowfish
Image:468-SonicCup.JPG|Chris makes his own [[Jimmy Hill|unlicensed ''Sonic'' merchandise]].
Image:469-SonicCupSide.JPG|Hello, lawsuit.
Image:0064-ChristianWSonic.jpg|Chris was so excited, he produced [[dirty, crapped briefs]].
Image:0077-SonicDoll.jpg|Chris still has this doll and it has seen [[For Julie's Eyes Only|horrible things]].
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==See also==
* [[Doctor Robotnik]]
* [[Chris and copyright]]

==References==
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==External links==
* [[Wikipedia:Sonic the Hedgehog (character)|Sonic the Hedgehog]] on [[Wikipedia]]

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Sonic the Hedgehog

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SonBreezie:

{{quote|[I] looked up to Sonic the Hedgehog as my lifelong hero, because he's not only quck in the feet, but also [[Slow-in-the-minds|in the head]].|[[Christian Weston Chandler]]<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 20]]</ref>}}

{| class="infobox" style="width: 21em; font-size: 90%;"
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! colspan="2" | ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' character
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! colspan="2" |Sonic
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| '''Gender'''
| Male
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| '''Length'''
| 3'3" (100 cm)
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| '''Weight'''
| 77 lbs (35 kg)
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| '''Species'''
| Hedgehog
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|'''Arm color'''
| Blue
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'''Sonic the Hedgehog''' is a [[Sonic Boom Protests|blue-armed]] fictional character that was created by [[Video games|Sega]] in order to serve as their main mascot (replacing [[Wikipedia:Alex Kidd|Alex Kidd]]), as well as to compete against [[Nintendo]]'s Mario. He is also one of the primary characters from which the much-beloved [[Sonichu (comic)|comic book]] hero [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] draws inspiration.

Chris claims that Sonic has been his "life long hero"<ref>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPv7MqvrDK0&feature=player_embedded#!</ref> since June [[1990]][''sic'']<ref>''Sonic the Hedgehog'' wasn't released until June [[1991]] - see [[Wikipedia:Sonic_the_Hedgehog_(video_game)|here]]. Interestingly, this is also a question on Chris's [[Quizzes#Sonic_the_Hedgehog_History|''Sonic the Hedgehog'' MyBuzz quiz]] which Chris assigns the right answer of June 1991.</ref>, replacing [[The Adventures of The American Rabbit|the American Rabbit]].<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#Conception_and_Creation CWCipedia article on Sonichu]</ref> Chris confirmed his loyalty to Sonic in 2014 when Sega's outrageous decision to change a non-canonical Sonic's arm color to blue forced Chris to [[Sonic Boom Protests|vandalize stores and physically injure employees]].

==History==
Chris likely first learned about Sonic from a magazine promotion of the series from late 1990, involving the basic plot of Sonic running around to defeat [[Doctor Robotnik]], who was portrayed as a [[Obesity|plump]], [[Chris and his ego|egotistical]] man (hmmm who does that sound like) who would endeavor to conquer Mobius and destroy Sonic, failing spectacularly each time. A show based on the games called [[Wikipedia:Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog|''Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog'']] was promoted via a contest called [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]], with the grand prize being a [[Chris and money|$1,000 video game shopping spree]]. Chris was one of the two winners of the shopping spree and was featured in a news story about the contest, one of the biggest moments (if not ''the'' biggest moment) in his early life, spreading its influence far and wide, from his decisions to enter contests (cf. [[GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes]], [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]], [[Harvey Birdman Commercial|''Harvey Birdman'' Commercial]], [[Pixelated PS3]]) to the eventual creation of ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]''. Chris's loyalty was so strong that he was visibly upset when told by bullies that Sonic was dead.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 9|Jackie Chat #9]]</ref> Chris has shown little attention to the title character of Sonic's rival franchise ''Super Mario'', which is curious considering his [[Brand loyalty|militant hatred]] for the [[Hex-Box]] in favor of the [[PlayStation]]; however, Chris does own a few Mario games in his video game collection. It is also known that Chris owns ''Crash Bandicoot 3: Warped'', Crash being another rival of Sonic's.

In a [[Announcement 20160709|video]] released in July 2016, Chris indirectly acknowledges that Sonic the Hedgehog is poorly received; however, he hilariously doesn't grasp the concept, insisting that his original creation could "pull Sonic out of the ground”.

[[2019]] sees a live-action Sonic movie, and a Grade V spergout from Chris seems certain, although it remains to be seen if it will involve public protest or violence. Chris has said: "''Even the crew of the STH 2019 Movie admit they PURPOSELY want to Mess This Up! And, yes: the Two Elephants in the room, on this great misinterpretation of Sonic, himself: The Wrong Shoes, and The Blue Arms. 😖 (The Real) Sonic, Himself, and I are Seriously Not Amused. He even stated, himself, that he is beyond ashamed and embarrassed of this movie, and all of the lack of appreciation of the original source materials, as well as Respect for him in this abolishment of a flick.''"<ref>[[Twitter]]</ref> Now that he believes himself to be in direct contact with (pink-armed) Sonic, where will Chris stop? He claims he will boycott it but will not repeat his errors of the Sonic Boom era.

Interesting to note: ''Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog'' (famous in Christory for being promoted via the Watch & Win Sweepstakes) had a PSA about sexual harassment, where Chris's "hero" warns that being [[Megan|touched "in a place or in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable"]] is "no good." In order to "just win" the contest, Chris had to write down the messages at the end of each week's episode; whether he saw this one or not is up for debate, considering what he'd do in later years.

==Sonic Boom protests==

{{Main|Sonic Boom Protests}}

In [[June 2014]], Chris announced he was boycotting the TV and video game series ''Sonic Boom'' because of the fact that they changed the color of Sonic's arms from a flesh color to blue. Chris claims that this "U-turn" in design has caused him to "literally lose a bunch of sleep and peace of mind"{{cite}}. This was later enforced in [[October 2014|October]] when he posted two photos of himself holding up a Sonic doll with a grim face. Note that ''Sonic Boom'' is not considered canon and the color change is probably not permanent. Furthermore, the fact that Chris focuses exclusively on Sonic's blue arms instead of any of the other changes made to the character designs raises a lot of questions. It is also worth mentioning that even Chris's '''[[white knight|white knights]]''', including [[William Elliott Waterman]], criticised him for overreacting instead of defending him. The discouragement evidently only fanned the flames, however; Chris's anger towards the game only worsened and ended up getting him in deep trouble (see below).

On 17 [[November 2014]], in a post to the Facebook group ''Keep Sonic Original'', Chris revealed that his [[tard rage]] extended to getting into a dispute with several "Blue Arm Promoters" (The "security" [[jerkop|janekop]] and the [[manajerks|manajerk]]) at the [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]] [[Get-Tar Region|Target]]). The focus of Chris's debate was the "Sensory Overloading of the Blue Arms" and how the Target store should NOT stock games based on popular demand, but instead based on Chris's whims and requests. Although Chris claims that the discussion ended peacefully he still went on to encourage the people of ''Keep Sonic Original'' to help their noble cause by harassing the two janekops involved into sending the ''Sonic Boom'' stock back to the manufacturers, as if mall security had any influence over that.

Chris's rage fulminated when, on [[26 December 2014]], he went to his local [[GameStop]] (which he was [[banned]] from) to vandalise ''Sonic Boom'' store merchandise, maced a bystanding employee on his way out, and got arrested for [[Chris and the Law|breaking 3 laws]] in a single day.

==References to Chris==
===Sega Acknowledges Sonichu===
On 13 [[January 2012]], two [[Sega]] of America employees corpsed in one of their "Free Stuff Friday" videos when one talked about a Super Sonic plush they were giving away and the female called it "Sonichu?" Jump to 3:50 in the linked video.

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Chris saw the video and commented<ref>[[List of Christian's comments on Youtube#SEGA's Free Stuff Friday-January 13, 2012]]</ref>. He then filed it under a YouTube playlist titled "Trolling Stupid."

{{quotebox|I do not find that commentary funny at all. In fact, I feel pissed off to be ridiculed soo lightly.}}

===Sonic mentions Sonichu on Twitter===
On 10 [[July 2015]], the official Sonic the Hedgehog Twitter account joked about Sonichu and blarms<ref>https://twitter.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/608718532529037312</ref>.

A fan asked:
{{quoteboxred|Will I be able to play as Sonichu in Sonic Boom: Fire and Ice?}}

Sonic replied:
{{quoteboxgreen|Maybe, but only if we give Sonichu blue arms, three scarves, and ultimately just redesign him as Big the Cat.}}

A troll tried to notify Chris that Sonic was mocking him, but he believed it to be fake<ref>[[:File:Cwc dumb flake - credit to Pickle Inspector.png]]</ref>:

{{quotebox|That Is Fake, you dumb Flake.}}

Chris should have known it is not a fake, since he follows the account on Twitter.

Two later tweets also made minor mentions of Sonichu.

The first was on 9 March 2016, in which [[Dr. Eggman]] attempts to cancel getting "Big the Cat facts" on his phone by texting his favorite Sonic character, but is told that his favorite Sonic character is Sonichu.<ref>https://twitter.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/707622466391117824</ref>

The second was on 29 April 2016, where "Sonichu" is one possible name on a "What's Your Sonic Name" chart making fun of the "original characters" in the Sonic fandom.<ref>https://twitter.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/726090715885756416</ref>

===Sonic Boom pickle joke===
In ''Double Doomsday'', episode 7 of ''Sonic Boom'', Sonic orders a hamburger with no pickles and instead is served with extra pickles.

In Chris's [[FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!]] Facebook group, he posted about the pickle joke and took a "neutral" stance on it.
{{quotebox|10 December 2014

I know well I said not to talk about the show much, or post any spoilers. This time, though, I am willing to make this exception.

I have heard that in the show, Sonic ordered a sandwich with no pickles, but is served the sandwich with extra pickles. I feel neutral/indifferent about the joke. But my friend read a bit into it as a possible reference to myself, as well as a possible middle finger gesture to me from SEGA. Being Serious and Sincere, no sarcasm or jokes: what do y'all think/feel from this lame pickled vegetable joke? Answer in the comments of this post.}}

===Sonic Boom parody===
[[File:Mark as cwc - credit to John Furrman.jpeg|thumb|250px]]
Episode 57 of the ''Sonic Boom'' animated series, titled ''The Biggest Fan'', parodies the Sonic fanbase. Several references, whether intentionally or coincidentally, match with Chris-

*The fan, Mark the Tapir, is an overweight nerd with bad hair, large glasses and [[Medallions|a Sonic patch on his shirt]].
*Mark the Tapir has an awkward lack of social awareness, similar to Chris's [[autism]], and is especially reminiscent of his clingy, stalker-ish behaviour around [[Megan]] and [[Catherine]].
*At the 2:43 mark, Mark orders [[April 16 Fetish Vids#1 Fanta: Semen Flavor|orange soda]].
*At the 5:15 mark, there is a reference to [[Sonic Boom Protests|blue arms]].
*Mark attempting vehicular manslaughter on Sonic, like Chris did with Michael Synder.
*"Collectible plates" are mentioned, possibly made out of Crayola Model Magic?
*Sonic has a Tails hat placed on him at one point, making him look like he has [[Sonichu (character)|big yellow ears]].
*Mark is shown to be into writing [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|NSFW fan fiction]] of Sonic, with Sonic sarcastically mentioning [[Sonichu 8|"SonAmy! Ooh, spicy!"]].

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The episode aired on 10 December 2016. Three days later, Chris viewed the episode and saw "No resemblance" to himself in Mark<ref>[[December 2016 Facebook posts#Sonic Boom parody]]</ref>:

{{quotebox|Also, after hearing of Sonic Boom's "The Biggest Fan" episode, I found and watched it. Despite the segment on the arm colour in the portrait and the common fat, glasses, and hair on Mark the Tapir, and there was no mention or hidden cameo of Sonichu anywhere in the episode; I personally see No resemblance of myself in the Mark character. Especially in how far he took it to keep being able to be near Sonic; [[Chris and reality|I am not mental or crazy like that at all.]]}}

The episode's writers, Doug Liebilch and Bill Freiberger, responded to questions on Twitter about the episode. Liebilch said that [https://twitter.com/DougLieblich/status/808080337859293184 "He's not based on anyone specific. Just an obsessive fan character."] Freiberger also denied that Mark was based on Chris, and unlike Liebilch, he knows who Chris is, saying [https://twitter.com/BillFreiberger/status/809087510156410880 "Mark is 100% NOT based on CWC. He is a general fan type. We've done many blue arm jokes in the series. Not a clue."]

===Sonic Boom writer jokes about Sonichu===

On 10 January 2018, Alan Denton, a writer for ''Sonic Boom'', joked about Sonichu on Twitter.

{{quoteboxgreen|I love when people are inspired enough by something to write their own fan fiction. Totally support that. But (and I can't believe I have to say this...), if you then insist to the creators that your made-up story become canon, you've gone too far.<ref>https://twitter.com/AlanTheWriter/status/951193526917738496</ref>

(Whispers silently to my folder of Sonichu fanfic: "But not you. You'll all be canon one day...")<ref>https://twitter.com/AlanTheWriter/status/951193919483666432</ref>}}

Denton was a writer on the ''Double Doomsday'' and story editor on ''The Biggest Fan'' episodes of the show.

==Role in the comics==
Sonic first appears in [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]] as Super Sonic battling the [[Perfect Chaos Monster]] in [[Station Square]]. Whilst battling him, a [[Pikachu]] comes to fight Perfect Chaos and is tackled by Sonic. The power of the Chaos Emeralds mutates said Pikachu into [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], who then defeats Perfect Chaos.

[[Sonichu 1|In the following issue]], he crashes into Sonichu again. After recognizing each other, they team up in order to rescue [[Rosechu]] from the clutches of [[Black Sonichu]].

Other than being the catalyst for the creation of Sonichu and teaming up with him in the second issue, Sonic serves no other purpose. He disappears after issue #1, never mentioned again until [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]], where [[Robbie]] sickeningly refers to him as "Uncle Sonic".

Sonic returns in the "Clip Show" episode of ''Sonichu'' #11, where Sonichu and he discuss the past. He is shocked by the new [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Comic!Chris]], now a [[tomgirl]].

===Tails's lack of a role in the comics===
'''Miles "Tails" Prower''' is Sonic's sidekick, and has been in the franchise since [[Wikipedia:Sonic The Hedgehog 2|''Sonic the Hedgehog II'']] was released in [[1992]] for the [[Wikipedia:Sega Genesis|Sega Genesis]]. He has been featured in almost every form of ''Sonic''-related media such as cartoons, anime, and comic books. As such, many have been perplexed on why neither he nor an idiot ripoff (likely named "Prowerlo Sonichu") has had a role in ''Sonichu''. An orange character who's probably meant to be Tails can be seen in the background of a [[Scrapbook]] [[:Image:063-SonicVsSonichu.jpg|drawing of Sonic and Sonichu]] and he is also briefly featured in a fancomic [[PandaHalo]] made and Chris added to [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], but other than that neither Tails nor a recolor of him appear in the Sonichu universe.
[[Image:0860-Cwcville9.JPG|thumb|He did make a [[Lego]] version of Tails.]]
Chris has refused to include Tails in his comics, despite ripping off Knuckles and Shadow and featuring an [[Transformers|Autobot]] named "[[Prower]]". Contrary to what some believe, it is not likely Tails was omitted because of the rumors (made by [[BlueSpike|thirteen-year-olds]] on [[GameFAQs]] and Newgrounds) that Sonic and Tails were a [[homos|gay]] couple. Chris said that "I just did not feel need for a Tails-like Character in the stories. I disagree with all the rumors against Tails; if you read the [[Wikipedia:Sonic the Hedgehog (comics)|''Sonic the Hedgehog'' Comic Book Series]] from Archie Comics, Tails gets a Girlfriend."<ref>[[Mailbag 21#Why no Tails?|Mailbag #21]]</ref> He later claims that he "did not feel it appropriate for Tails to be in my comic."<ref>[[Mailbag 38#Chris is an expert matchmaker|Mailbag #38]]</ref>
Despite this, Chris ''did'' create two Tails-like [[Pokémon]] named Evails and Supreon (an evolution of the former), though they only appeared on the [[Wall of Originals]]. Tails also gets a mention in "[[Sonichu & Rosechu… The Genesis of the Lovehogs]]", a Sonichu short story which predates the comics.

[[Wild Sonichu|Wild]] might be the closest a Sonichu character has ever come to ripping off Tails. While they're nothing alike in their looks or personalities ([[Chris and writing#Characterization|or lack thereof]], in the case of the former), Wild does state in [[Sonichu 3]] that he can use his tail as a propeller, an ability also shared by Tails.

== Amy Rose ==
'''Amy Rose''' is a ''Sonic'' character created in [[1993]], making her first appearance in the game [[Wikipedia:Sonic the Hedgehog CD|''Sonic CD'']]. She serves as the self-proclaimed love interest of Sonic the Hedgehog. In fleshing out the world of [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]], Chris quickly ripped off the character to serve as Sonichu's girlfriend, [[Rosechu]].

[[Image:Chris-chan Traced.JPG|thumb|Yep, definitely different.]]

While Chris at least made an effort to disguise Sonichu's source material by re-colouring him, Rosechu is nearly indistinguishable from Amy Rose. Like Amy Rose, Rosechu has green eyes and pink fur, with the spines on her head arranged to resemble a bob haircut. Both wear red boots and dresses, with Rosechu's having a blue trim in a slightly different pattern to Amy's white trim. Visually, the only obvious distinction between the two is the [[Raichu]] tail Rosechu has, and the spines on the center of Amy's forehead, which Rosechu lacks. It should be noted, however, that when Chris draws Amy, he [[Chris and art|fails]] to draw the forehead spines properly, resulting in an even closer resemblance.

{{quote|MAJOR Differences between Amy and Rosie; Amy never had spikes on her back, the clothes are Different; Rosie’s Headband is White, not Red, and Rosechu has a modern girl kinda attitude, and lucky for her, Sonichu RARELY runs away from her charms. And, of course, she has her Electric-Type Attacks to boot.|Christian Weston Chandler, damning himself with [[The Sonichu Chronicles|faint praise]].}}

[[File:E1p36.jpg|thumb|200px|right|Even Chris is bored with this sexist gabfest.]]

As Chris points out, the only real difference between Amy and Rosechu in terms of characterization is that while Amy's crush on Sonic is unreciprocated, Sonichu has been sucking face with Rosechu since the [[Sonichu 0|day they met]]. Obviously, this hardly marks a difference in their ''personality''. If anything, it says more about the differences between Sonic and Sonichu, since they respond differently to affection. Since she's already made her romantic conquest, Rosechu is free to pursue the life of a "modern girl", which apparently means [[Sonichu 8|raping people's faces]] and producing [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|terrifying amateur pornography]].

[[Image: Rosechu-AmyRose1.jpg|thumb|200px|left|Sheesh, they even think the same words.]]

As an epilogue to the Sonichu/Sonic team-up in [[Sonichu 1|''Sonichu'' #1]], Rosechu happens to meet Amy in [[CWCville Mall]]. With no hint of irony, the two remark upon how similar they are, and engage in a [[Women's rights|vapid conversation about shopping and relationships]].

== Shadow the Hedgehog ==
Introduced in [[2001]]'s [[Wikipedia:Sonic Adventure 2|''Sonic Adventure 2'']], '''Shadow the Hedgehog''' is an anti-hero version of Sonic the Hedgehog. As he quickly became a fan favorite among the ''Sonic'' family of characters and the trolls, it was only a matter of time before [[Chris]] decided to "create" another [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]].

Unlike Rosechu, who is virtually identical to Amy, [[Blake|Black Sonichu]] (later retconned to Blake) only resembles Shadow in his color scheme and tenuous allegiance to the forces of evil. While Shadow is primarily motivated by his desire to learn about his mysterious past, Black Sonichu was informed of every aspect of his creation by [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|Naitsirhc]]. Most notably, while Shadow is intended to be a dark and edgy character, Black Sonichu is basically just a punk, committing blatant mischief for very transparent motives.

While this might seem to make Black Sonichu halfway original, it really only means that he's a poor copy of Sonichu instead of a slightly less poor copy of Shadow. Blake's only real claim to individuality was that he acted like an asshole; since falling for [[Bubbles Rosechu|Bubbles]] in [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], he doesn't even have that going for him.

Shadow makes one appearance in the ''Sonichu'' canon when he shows up as a drummer for [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]], but is later replaced by [[Punchy Sonichu]]. A Shadow doll was also held by Chris in [[DivineTrial]], substituting for Clyde Cash. The same Shadow doll is in the background in [[For Julie's Eyes Only]].

==Comics==
[[File:Sth189.jpg|thumb|200px|right|More likely than not a bigger inspiration than the games series itself.]]

Sonic comics are almost as numerous as the games themselves, pumped out at a whim for a buck; they even made series specific for each region of the world. The one Chris is familiar with is the one published by Archie Comics, published in, obviously, [[United States of America|America]].

Chris has hinted at and mentioned that he is familiar with this comic series, and the layout of his comics tends to replicate the style of early Archie ''Sonic'' covers. Reldnahc's calling Chris "Prime-Chan" in the comic may be a reference to the character [[Wikipedia:List_of_Sonic_the_Hedgehog_comic_book_characters#Evil_Sonic.2FScourge_the_Hedgehog|Scourge the Hedgehog]], an evil version of Sonic from another dimension; Sonic is referred to as "Sonic Prime" when dealing with inter-dimensional storylines. Chris has also been known to trace images from an early special of the comic, "Super Sonic vs. Hyper Knuckles", for the basis of some of his fight scenes, and one of the early shorts, entitled "Sonichu 25 Years Later," takes its name from a 2004 arc called "Mobius 25 Years Later." Whether he still reads the comics now or not is unknown. He has stated that he would like ''Sonichu'' to be published by Archie Comics.<ref>[[IRC (22 December 2008)]]</ref><ref>[[Mumble 6|Mumble Chat #6]]</ref> If Chris still reads it, it will probably be a source of plagiarism and mass-debating for years to come.

Starting in [[April 2010]], [[Sony]] began releasing the Archie ''Sonic'' comics for download via the [[Playstation Network]].<ref>[http://blog.us.playstation.com/2010/04/22/playstation-comics-store-update-17/ PlayStation Comics Store Update]</ref> The likelihood that Chris has purchased them? [[Chris and money|Close to 100%.]]

==Plagiarism==
To put it bluntly, Sonichu is a [[Chris and copyright|copyright infringement.]] Chris tries to work around this fact by claiming that Sonichu is a [[parody]] of Sonic the Hedgehog, but Chris clearly does not understand what the word means, as Sonichu does not derive humor or provide commentary on the original franchise.

==Sonic Forces==

{{quote|A Lightning Bolt Tail; Long Ears; Longer down-bent Quills. Not to mention a [[Sonic Boom Protests|Tan Belly]] like Sonic|Chris's specifications for how the Sonic recolor avatar can look exactly like Sonichu.}}

[[File:Sonic Forces 1.jpg|thumb|150px|So close, yet so far.]]

On 7 November, 2017, Sonic Forces was released for PlayStation 4, Xbox One, and Nintendo Switch. Despite being in the middle of the [[Financhu Crisis]], Chris immediately ran out and purchased a copy, [[Chris and money|throwing down $39.99.]]

There are three gameplay modes included. Classic is side-scrolling, reminiscent to the original Sega Genesis games. Modern is full-on three-dimensional, like many of the games released within recent years. The third gameplay mode is Avatar, wherein the player can create their own custom Sonic character to play as.

Naturally, Chris thought his dreams of having Sonichu in a bonafide Sonic game would come true, [[IT'S DISAPPOINTING|but was disappointed that they did not include Pikachu accessories to make a copyright nightmare]]. The Sonic Twitter did make a few Sonichu jokes though; it's unknown if Chris's seen it.

Four days later, he asked his fanbase for someone to mod a more accurate Sonichu avatar for him<ref>[[November 2017 tweets#Sonic Forces mod request]]</ref>, being too lazy to do so, even though the way to unlock more customizable pieces is to just play through the game itself.

In a show of his [[ego]], Chris unlocked a [[heterochromia]] customization option, then took a photo and tweeted, "I wonder if that was inspired from me since my right eye Is green, while my left is a shade of blue, like purple: the combo of Blue and red."<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/November_2017_tweets#The_only_person_with_Heterochromia</ref> Notably, Chris declined to recognize similarities between himself and possible parodies on Sonic Boom and [[My Little Pony#Possible cameo in cartoon|My Little Pony]], although he is happy to speculate that game developers had him in mind when including heterochromia as a design option.

==Gallery==
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Image:Modern-classic.png|Sonic with his 90's counterpart.
Image:001-Christophers1stSonic.jpg|Chris drew this in between ages 8 and 28. Notice the [[Sonic Boom Protests|blue-colored arms]].
Image:075-SonicAndSonichu.jpg|He's a street smart cop with twenty years on the force! He's a rookie straight out of academy! Together, they fight crime!
Image:063-SonicVsSonichu.jpg|Because we all like to see our favorite heroes crossover one day! [[Sonichu 1|Oh, wait!]]
Image:0065-Sonic.jpg|Sonic looking an awful lot like Chris.
Image:326-SonicJamCard.jpg|...I thought the answer was "Aim for the [[Sonichu 4|sourdough region]]"?
Image:327-SonicJamCardBck.jpg|[[6 June 2010|Yep,]] [[Don't Mess With Me|that]] [[Sonichu 10|most]] [[Autism Tutorial Extra|certainly ]][[28 October 2011|taught]] [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|him.]]
Image:445-SonicTotem.JPG|0-0 [http://www.geekologie.com/2009/12/um_yeah_maybe_get_somebody_els.php Geekologie Reader] does not approve of Chris's artwork.
Image:447-CWCSonicPlate.JPG|Sonic the Blowfish
Image:468-SonicCup.JPG|Chris makes his own [[Jimmy Hill|unlicensed ''Sonic'' merchandise]].
Image:469-SonicCupSide.JPG|Hello, lawsuit.
Image:0064-ChristianWSonic.jpg|Chris was so excited, he produced [[dirty, crapped briefs]].
Image:0077-SonicDoll.jpg|Chris still has this doll and it has seen [[For Julie's Eyes Only|horrible things]].
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==See also==
* [[Doctor Robotnik]]
* [[Chris and copyright]]

==References==
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==External links==
* [[Wikipedia:Sonic the Hedgehog (character)|Sonic the Hedgehog]] on [[Wikipedia]]

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Sonic the Hedgehog

2019-02-19T21:52:58Z

SonBreezie: /* History */ Added a tidbit about the infamous Touching PSA

{{quote|[I] looked up to Sonic the Hedgehog as my lifelong hero, because he's not only quck in the feet, but also [[Slow-in-the-minds|in the head]].|[[Christian Weston Chandler]]<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 20]]</ref>}}

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! colspan="2" | ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' character
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! colspan="2" |Sonic
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| '''Gender'''
| Male
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| '''Length'''
| 3'3" (100 cm)
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| '''Weight'''
| 77 lbs (35 kg)
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| '''Species'''
| Hedgehog
|-
|'''Arm color'''
| Blue
|}
'''Sonic the Hedgehog''' is a [[Sonic Boom Protests|blue-armed]] fictional character that was created by [[Video games|Sega]] in order to serve as their main mascot (replacing [[Wikipedia:Alex Kidd|Alex Kidd]]), as well as to compete against [[Nintendo]]'s Mario. He is also one of the primary characters from which the much-beloved [[Sonichu (comic)|comic book]] hero [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] draws inspiration.

Chris claims that Sonic has been his "life long hero"<ref>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPv7MqvrDK0&feature=player_embedded#!</ref> since June [[1990]][''sic'']<ref>''Sonic the Hedgehog'' wasn't released until June [[1991]] - see [[Wikipedia:Sonic_the_Hedgehog_(video_game)|here]]. Interestingly, this is also a question on Chris's [[Quizzes#Sonic_the_Hedgehog_History|''Sonic the Hedgehog'' MyBuzz quiz]] which Chris assigns the right answer of June 1991.</ref>, replacing [[The Adventures of The American Rabbit|the American Rabbit]].<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#Conception_and_Creation CWCipedia article on Sonichu]</ref> Chris confirmed his loyalty to Sonic in 2014 when Sega's outrageous decision to change a non-canonical Sonic's arm color to blue forced Chris to [[Sonic Boom Protests|vandalize stores and physically injure employees]].

==History==
Chris likely first learned about Sonic from a magazine promotion of the series from late 1990, involving the basic plot of Sonic running around to defeat [[Doctor Robotnik]], who was portrayed as a [[Obesity|plump]], egotistical man (hmmm who does that sound like) who would endeavor to conquer Mobius and destroy Sonic, failing spectacularly each time. A show based on the games called [[Wikipedia:Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog|''Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog'']] was promoted via a contest called [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]], with the grand prize being a [[Chris and money|$1,000 video game shopping spree]]. Chris was one of the two winners of the shopping spree and was featured in a news story about the contest, one of the biggest moments (if not ''the'' biggest moment) in his early life, spreading its influence far and wide, from his decisions to enter contests (cf. [[GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes]], [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]], [[Harvey Birdman Commercial|''Harvey Birdman'' Commercial]], [[Pixelated PS3]]) to the eventual creation of ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]''. Chris's loyalty was so strong that he was visibly upset when told by bullies that Sonic was dead.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 9|Jackie Chat #9]]</ref> Chris has shown little attention to the title character of Sonic's rival franchise ''Super Mario'', which is curious considering his [[Brand loyalty|militant hatred]] for the [[Hex-Box]] in favor of the [[PlayStation]]; however, Chris does own a few Mario games in his video game collection. It is also known that Chris owns ''Crash Bandicoot 3: Warped'', Crash being another rival of Sonic's.

In a [[Announcement 20160709|video]] released in July 2016, Chris indirectly acknowledges that Sonic the Hedgehog is poorly received; however, he hilariously doesn't grasp the concept, insisting that his original creation could "pull Sonic out of the ground”.

[[2019]] sees a live-action Sonic movie, and a Grade V spergout from Chris seems certain, although it remains to be seen if it will involve public protest or violence. Chris has said: "''Even the crew of the STH 2019 Movie admit they PURPOSELY want to Mess This Up! And, yes: the Two Elephants in the room, on this great misinterpretation of Sonic, himself: The Wrong Shoes, and The Blue Arms. 😖 (The Real) Sonic, Himself, and I are Seriously Not Amused. He even stated, himself, that he is beyond ashamed and embarrassed of this movie, and all of the lack of appreciation of the original source materials, as well as Respect for him in this abolishment of a flick.''"<ref>[[Twitter]]</ref> Now that he believes himself to be in direct contact with (pink-armed) Sonic, where will Chris stop? He claims he will boycott it but will not repeat his errors of the Sonic Boom era.

Interesting to note: ''Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog'' (famous in Christory for being promoted via the Watch & Win Sweepstakes) had a PSA about sexual harassment, where Chris's "hero" warns that being [[Megan|touched "in a place or in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable"]] is "no good." In order to "just win" the contest, Chris had to write down the messages at the end of each week's episode; whether he saw this one or not is up for debate, considering what he'd do in later years.

==Sonic Boom protests==

{{Main|Sonic Boom Protests}}

In [[June 2014]], Chris announced he was boycotting the TV and video game series ''Sonic Boom'' because of the fact that they changed the color of Sonic's arms from a flesh color to blue. Chris claims that this "U-turn" in design has caused him to "literally lose a bunch of sleep and peace of mind"{{cite}}. This was later enforced in [[October 2014|October]] when he posted two photos of himself holding up a Sonic doll with a grim face. Note that ''Sonic Boom'' is not considered canon and the color change is probably not permanent. Furthermore, the fact that Chris focuses exclusively on Sonic's blue arms instead of any of the other changes made to the character designs raises a lot of questions. It is also worth mentioning that even Chris's '''[[white knight|white knights]]''', including [[William Elliott Waterman]], criticised him for overreacting instead of defending him. The discouragement evidently only fanned the flames, however; Chris's anger towards the game only worsened and ended up getting him in deep trouble (see below).

On 17 [[November 2014]], in a post to the Facebook group ''Keep Sonic Original'', Chris revealed that his [[tard rage]] extended to getting into a dispute with several "Blue Arm Promoters" (The "security" [[jerkop|janekop]] and the [[manajerks|manajerk]]) at the [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]] [[Get-Tar Region|Target]]). The focus of Chris's debate was the "Sensory Overloading of the Blue Arms" and how the Target store should NOT stock games based on popular demand, but instead based on Chris's whims and requests. Although Chris claims that the discussion ended peacefully he still went on to encourage the people of ''Keep Sonic Original'' to help their noble cause by harassing the two janekops involved into sending the ''Sonic Boom'' stock back to the manufacturers, as if mall security had any influence over that.

Chris's rage fulminated when, on [[26 December 2014]], he went to his local [[GameStop]] (which he was [[banned]] from) to vandalise ''Sonic Boom'' store merchandise, maced a bystanding employee on his way out, and got arrested for [[Chris and the Law|breaking 3 laws]] in a single day.

==References to Chris==
===Sega Acknowledges Sonichu===
On 13 [[January 2012]], two [[Sega]] of America employees corpsed in one of their "Free Stuff Friday" videos when one talked about a Super Sonic plush they were giving away and the female called it "Sonichu?" Jump to 3:50 in the linked video.

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Chris saw the video and commented<ref>[[List of Christian's comments on Youtube#SEGA's Free Stuff Friday-January 13, 2012]]</ref>. He then filed it under a YouTube playlist titled "Trolling Stupid."

{{quotebox|I do not find that commentary funny at all. In fact, I feel pissed off to be ridiculed soo lightly.}}

===Sonic mentions Sonichu on Twitter===
On 10 [[July 2015]], the official Sonic the Hedgehog Twitter account joked about Sonichu and blarms<ref>https://twitter.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/608718532529037312</ref>.

A fan asked:
{{quoteboxred|Will I be able to play as Sonichu in Sonic Boom: Fire and Ice?}}

Sonic replied:
{{quoteboxgreen|Maybe, but only if we give Sonichu blue arms, three scarves, and ultimately just redesign him as Big the Cat.}}

A troll tried to notify Chris that Sonic was mocking him, but he believed it to be fake<ref>[[:File:Cwc dumb flake - credit to Pickle Inspector.png]]</ref>:

{{quotebox|That Is Fake, you dumb Flake.}}

Chris should have known it is not a fake, since he follows the account on Twitter.

Two later tweets also made minor mentions of Sonichu.

The first was on 9 March 2016, in which [[Dr. Eggman]] attempts to cancel getting "Big the Cat facts" on his phone by texting his favorite Sonic character, but is told that his favorite Sonic character is Sonichu.<ref>https://twitter.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/707622466391117824</ref>

The second was on 29 April 2016, where "Sonichu" is one possible name on a "What's Your Sonic Name" chart making fun of the "original characters" in the Sonic fandom.<ref>https://twitter.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/726090715885756416</ref>

===Sonic Boom pickle joke===
In ''Double Doomsday'', episode 7 of ''Sonic Boom'', Sonic orders a hamburger with no pickles and instead is served with extra pickles.

In Chris's [[FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!]] Facebook group, he posted about the pickle joke and took a "neutral" stance on it.
{{quotebox|10 December 2014

I know well I said not to talk about the show much, or post any spoilers. This time, though, I am willing to make this exception.

I have heard that in the show, Sonic ordered a sandwich with no pickles, but is served the sandwich with extra pickles. I feel neutral/indifferent about the joke. But my friend read a bit into it as a possible reference to myself, as well as a possible middle finger gesture to me from SEGA. Being Serious and Sincere, no sarcasm or jokes: what do y'all think/feel from this lame pickled vegetable joke? Answer in the comments of this post.}}

===Sonic Boom parody===
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Episode 57 of the ''Sonic Boom'' animated series, titled ''The Biggest Fan'', parodies the Sonic fanbase. Several references, whether intentionally or coincidentally, match with Chris-

*The fan, Mark the Tapir, is an overweight nerd with bad hair, large glasses and [[Medallions|a Sonic patch on his shirt]].
*Mark the Tapir has an awkward lack of social awareness, similar to Chris's [[autism]], and is especially reminiscent of his clingy, stalker-ish behaviour around [[Megan]] and [[Catherine]].
*At the 2:43 mark, Mark orders [[April 16 Fetish Vids#1 Fanta: Semen Flavor|orange soda]].
*At the 5:15 mark, there is a reference to [[Sonic Boom Protests|blue arms]].
*Mark attempting vehicular manslaughter on Sonic, like Chris did with Michael Synder.
*"Collectible plates" are mentioned, possibly made out of Crayola Model Magic?
*Sonic has a Tails hat placed on him at one point, making him look like he has [[Sonichu (character)|big yellow ears]].
*Mark is shown to be into writing [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|NSFW fan fiction]] of Sonic, with Sonic sarcastically mentioning [[Sonichu 8|"SonAmy! Ooh, spicy!"]].

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The episode aired on 10 December 2016. Three days later, Chris viewed the episode and saw "No resemblance" to himself in Mark<ref>[[December 2016 Facebook posts#Sonic Boom parody]]</ref>:

{{quotebox|Also, after hearing of Sonic Boom's "The Biggest Fan" episode, I found and watched it. Despite the segment on the arm colour in the portrait and the common fat, glasses, and hair on Mark the Tapir, and there was no mention or hidden cameo of Sonichu anywhere in the episode; I personally see No resemblance of myself in the Mark character. Especially in how far he took it to keep being able to be near Sonic; [[Chris and reality|I am not mental or crazy like that at all.]]}}

The episode's writers, Doug Liebilch and Bill Freiberger, responded to questions on Twitter about the episode. Liebilch said that [https://twitter.com/DougLieblich/status/808080337859293184 "He's not based on anyone specific. Just an obsessive fan character."] Freiberger also denied that Mark was based on Chris, and unlike Liebilch, he knows who Chris is, saying [https://twitter.com/BillFreiberger/status/809087510156410880 "Mark is 100% NOT based on CWC. He is a general fan type. We've done many blue arm jokes in the series. Not a clue."]

===Sonic Boom writer jokes about Sonichu===

On 10 January 2018, Alan Denton, a writer for ''Sonic Boom'', joked about Sonichu on Twitter.

{{quoteboxgreen|I love when people are inspired enough by something to write their own fan fiction. Totally support that. But (and I can't believe I have to say this...), if you then insist to the creators that your made-up story become canon, you've gone too far.<ref>https://twitter.com/AlanTheWriter/status/951193526917738496</ref>

(Whispers silently to my folder of Sonichu fanfic: "But not you. You'll all be canon one day...")<ref>https://twitter.com/AlanTheWriter/status/951193919483666432</ref>}}

Denton was a writer on the ''Double Doomsday'' and story editor on ''The Biggest Fan'' episodes of the show.

==Role in the comics==
Sonic first appears in [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]] as Super Sonic battling the [[Perfect Chaos Monster]] in [[Station Square]]. Whilst battling him, a [[Pikachu]] comes to fight Perfect Chaos and is tackled by Sonic. The power of the Chaos Emeralds mutates said Pikachu into [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], who then defeats Perfect Chaos.

[[Sonichu 1|In the following issue]], he crashes into Sonichu again. After recognizing each other, they team up in order to rescue [[Rosechu]] from the clutches of [[Black Sonichu]].

Other than being the catalyst for the creation of Sonichu and teaming up with him in the second issue, Sonic serves no other purpose. He disappears after issue #1, never mentioned again until [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]], where [[Robbie]] sickeningly refers to him as "Uncle Sonic".

Sonic returns in the "Clip Show" episode of ''Sonichu'' #11, where Sonichu and he discuss the past. He is shocked by the new [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Comic!Chris]], now a [[tomgirl]].

===Tails's lack of a role in the comics===
'''Miles "Tails" Prower''' is Sonic's sidekick, and has been in the franchise since [[Wikipedia:Sonic The Hedgehog 2|''Sonic the Hedgehog II'']] was released in [[1992]] for the [[Wikipedia:Sega Genesis|Sega Genesis]]. He has been featured in almost every form of ''Sonic''-related media such as cartoons, anime, and comic books. As such, many have been perplexed on why neither he nor an idiot ripoff (likely named "Prowerlo Sonichu") has had a role in ''Sonichu''. An orange character who's probably meant to be Tails can be seen in the background of a [[Scrapbook]] [[:Image:063-SonicVsSonichu.jpg|drawing of Sonic and Sonichu]] and he is also briefly featured in a fancomic [[PandaHalo]] made and Chris added to [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], but other than that neither Tails nor a recolor of him appear in the Sonichu universe.
[[Image:0860-Cwcville9.JPG|thumb|He did make a [[Lego]] version of Tails.]]
Chris has refused to include Tails in his comics, despite ripping off Knuckles and Shadow and featuring an [[Transformers|Autobot]] named "[[Prower]]". Contrary to what some believe, it is not likely Tails was omitted because of the rumors (made by [[BlueSpike|thirteen-year-olds]] on [[GameFAQs]] and Newgrounds) that Sonic and Tails were a [[homos|gay]] couple. Chris said that "I just did not feel need for a Tails-like Character in the stories. I disagree with all the rumors against Tails; if you read the [[Wikipedia:Sonic the Hedgehog (comics)|''Sonic the Hedgehog'' Comic Book Series]] from Archie Comics, Tails gets a Girlfriend."<ref>[[Mailbag 21#Why no Tails?|Mailbag #21]]</ref> He later claims that he "did not feel it appropriate for Tails to be in my comic."<ref>[[Mailbag 38#Chris is an expert matchmaker|Mailbag #38]]</ref>
Despite this, Chris ''did'' create two Tails-like [[Pokémon]] named Evails and Supreon (an evolution of the former), though they only appeared on the [[Wall of Originals]]. Tails also gets a mention in "[[Sonichu & Rosechu… The Genesis of the Lovehogs]]", a Sonichu short story which predates the comics.

[[Wild Sonichu|Wild]] might be the closest a Sonichu character has ever come to ripping off Tails. While they're nothing alike in their looks or personalities ([[Chris and writing#Characterization|or lack thereof]], in the case of the former), Wild does state in [[Sonichu 3]] that he can use his tail as a propeller, an ability also shared by Tails.

== Amy Rose ==
'''Amy Rose''' is a ''Sonic'' character created in [[1993]], making her first appearance in the game [[Wikipedia:Sonic the Hedgehog CD|''Sonic CD'']]. She serves as the self-proclaimed love interest of Sonic the Hedgehog. In fleshing out the world of [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]], Chris quickly ripped off the character to serve as Sonichu's girlfriend, [[Rosechu]].

[[Image:Chris-chan Traced.JPG|thumb|Yep, definitely different.]]

While Chris at least made an effort to disguise Sonichu's source material by re-colouring him, Rosechu is nearly indistinguishable from Amy Rose. Like Amy Rose, Rosechu has green eyes and pink fur, with the spines on her head arranged to resemble a bob haircut. Both wear red boots and dresses, with Rosechu's having a blue trim in a slightly different pattern to Amy's white trim. Visually, the only obvious distinction between the two is the [[Raichu]] tail Rosechu has, and the spines on the center of Amy's forehead, which Rosechu lacks. It should be noted, however, that when Chris draws Amy, he [[Chris and art|fails]] to draw the forehead spines properly, resulting in an even closer resemblance.

{{quote|MAJOR Differences between Amy and Rosie; Amy never had spikes on her back, the clothes are Different; Rosie’s Headband is White, not Red, and Rosechu has a modern girl kinda attitude, and lucky for her, Sonichu RARELY runs away from her charms. And, of course, she has her Electric-Type Attacks to boot.|Christian Weston Chandler, damning himself with [[The Sonichu Chronicles|faint praise]].}}

[[File:E1p36.jpg|thumb|200px|right|Even Chris is bored with this sexist gabfest.]]

As Chris points out, the only real difference between Amy and Rosechu in terms of characterization is that while Amy's crush on Sonic is unreciprocated, Sonichu has been sucking face with Rosechu since the [[Sonichu 0|day they met]]. Obviously, this hardly marks a difference in their ''personality''. If anything, it says more about the differences between Sonic and Sonichu, since they respond differently to affection. Since she's already made her romantic conquest, Rosechu is free to pursue the life of a "modern girl", which apparently means [[Sonichu 8|raping people's faces]] and producing [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|terrifying amateur pornography]].

[[Image: Rosechu-AmyRose1.jpg|thumb|200px|left|Sheesh, they even think the same words.]]

As an epilogue to the Sonichu/Sonic team-up in [[Sonichu 1|''Sonichu'' #1]], Rosechu happens to meet Amy in [[CWCville Mall]]. With no hint of irony, the two remark upon how similar they are, and engage in a [[Women's rights|vapid conversation about shopping and relationships]].

== Shadow the Hedgehog ==
Introduced in [[2001]]'s [[Wikipedia:Sonic Adventure 2|''Sonic Adventure 2'']], '''Shadow the Hedgehog''' is an anti-hero version of Sonic the Hedgehog. As he quickly became a fan favorite among the ''Sonic'' family of characters and the trolls, it was only a matter of time before [[Chris]] decided to "create" another [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]].

Unlike Rosechu, who is virtually identical to Amy, [[Blake|Black Sonichu]] (later retconned to Blake) only resembles Shadow in his color scheme and tenuous allegiance to the forces of evil. While Shadow is primarily motivated by his desire to learn about his mysterious past, Black Sonichu was informed of every aspect of his creation by [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|Naitsirhc]]. Most notably, while Shadow is intended to be a dark and edgy character, Black Sonichu is basically just a punk, committing blatant mischief for very transparent motives.

While this might seem to make Black Sonichu halfway original, it really only means that he's a poor copy of Sonichu instead of a slightly less poor copy of Shadow. Blake's only real claim to individuality was that he acted like an asshole; since falling for [[Bubbles Rosechu|Bubbles]] in [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], he doesn't even have that going for him.

Shadow makes one appearance in the ''Sonichu'' canon when he shows up as a drummer for [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]], but is later replaced by [[Punchy Sonichu]]. A Shadow doll was also held by Chris in [[DivineTrial]], substituting for Clyde Cash. The same Shadow doll is in the background in [[For Julie's Eyes Only]].

==Comics==
[[File:Sth189.jpg|thumb|200px|right|More likely than not a bigger inspiration than the games series itself.]]

Sonic comics are almost as numerous as the games themselves, pumped out at a whim for a buck; they even made series specific for each region of the world. The one Chris is familiar with is the one published by Archie Comics, published in, obviously, [[United States of America|America]].

Chris has hinted at and mentioned that he is familiar with this comic series, and the layout of his comics tends to replicate the style of early Archie ''Sonic'' covers. Reldnahc's calling Chris "Prime-Chan" in the comic may be a reference to the character [[Wikipedia:List_of_Sonic_the_Hedgehog_comic_book_characters#Evil_Sonic.2FScourge_the_Hedgehog|Scourge the Hedgehog]], an evil version of Sonic from another dimension; Sonic is referred to as "Sonic Prime" when dealing with inter-dimensional storylines. Chris has also been known to trace images from an early special of the comic, "Super Sonic vs. Hyper Knuckles", for the basis of some of his fight scenes, and one of the early shorts, entitled "Sonichu 25 Years Later," takes its name from a 2004 arc called "Mobius 25 Years Later." Whether he still reads the comics now or not is unknown. He has stated that he would like ''Sonichu'' to be published by Archie Comics.<ref>[[IRC (22 December 2008)]]</ref><ref>[[Mumble 6|Mumble Chat #6]]</ref> If Chris still reads it, it will probably be a source of plagiarism and mass-debating for years to come.

Starting in [[April 2010]], [[Sony]] began releasing the Archie ''Sonic'' comics for download via the [[Playstation Network]].<ref>[http://blog.us.playstation.com/2010/04/22/playstation-comics-store-update-17/ PlayStation Comics Store Update]</ref> The likelihood that Chris has purchased them? [[Chris and money|Close to 100%.]]

==Plagiarism==
To put it bluntly, Sonichu is a [[Chris and copyright|copyright infringement.]] Chris tries to work around this fact by claiming that Sonichu is a [[parody]] of Sonic the Hedgehog, but Chris clearly does not understand what the word means, as Sonichu does not derive humor or provide commentary on the original franchise.

==Sonic Forces==

{{quote|A Lightning Bolt Tail; Long Ears; Longer down-bent Quills. Not to mention a [[Sonic Boom Protests|Tan Belly]] like Sonic|Chris's specifications for how the Sonic recolor avatar can look exactly like Sonichu.}}

[[File:Sonic Forces 1.jpg|thumb|150px|So close, yet so far.]]

On 7 November, 2017, Sonic Forces was released for PlayStation 4, Xbox One, and Nintendo Switch. Despite being in the middle of the [[Financhu Crisis]], Chris immediately ran out and purchased a copy, [[Chris and money|throwing down $39.99.]]

There are three gameplay modes included. Classic is side-scrolling, reminiscent to the original Sega Genesis games. Modern is full-on three-dimensional, like many of the games released within recent years. The third gameplay mode is Avatar, wherein the player can create their own custom Sonic character to play as.

Naturally, Chris thought his dreams of having Sonichu in a bonafide Sonic game would come true, [[IT'S DISAPPOINTING|but was disappointed that they did not include Pikachu accessories to make a copyright nightmare]]. The Sonic Twitter did make a few Sonichu jokes though; it's unknown if Chris's seen it.

Four days later, he asked his fanbase for someone to mod a more accurate Sonichu avatar for him<ref>[[November 2017 tweets#Sonic Forces mod request]]</ref>, being too lazy to do so, even though the way to unlock more customizable pieces is to just play through the game itself.

In a show of his [[ego]], Chris unlocked a [[heterochromia]] customization option, then took a photo and tweeted, "I wonder if that was inspired from me since my right eye Is green, while my left is a shade of blue, like purple: the combo of Blue and red."<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/November_2017_tweets#The_only_person_with_Heterochromia</ref> Notably, Chris declined to recognize similarities between himself and possible parodies on Sonic Boom and [[My Little Pony#Possible cameo in cartoon|My Little Pony]], although he is happy to speculate that game developers had him in mind when including heterochromia as a design option.

==Gallery==
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Image:Modern-classic.png|Sonic with his 90's counterpart.
Image:001-Christophers1stSonic.jpg|Chris drew this in between ages 8 and 28. Notice the [[Sonic Boom Protests|blue-colored arms]].
Image:075-SonicAndSonichu.jpg|He's a street smart cop with twenty years on the force! He's a rookie straight out of academy! Together, they fight crime!
Image:063-SonicVsSonichu.jpg|Because we all like to see our favorite heroes crossover one day! [[Sonichu 1|Oh, wait!]]
Image:0065-Sonic.jpg|Sonic looking an awful lot like Chris.
Image:326-SonicJamCard.jpg|...I thought the answer was "Aim for the [[Sonichu 4|sourdough region]]"?
Image:327-SonicJamCardBck.jpg|[[6 June 2010|Yep,]] [[Don't Mess With Me|that]] [[Sonichu 10|most]] [[Autism Tutorial Extra|certainly ]][[28 October 2011|taught]] [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|him.]]
Image:445-SonicTotem.JPG|0-0 [http://www.geekologie.com/2009/12/um_yeah_maybe_get_somebody_els.php Geekologie Reader] does not approve of Chris's artwork.
Image:447-CWCSonicPlate.JPG|Sonic the Blowfish
Image:468-SonicCup.JPG|Chris makes his own [[Jimmy Hill|unlicensed ''Sonic'' merchandise]].
Image:469-SonicCupSide.JPG|Hello, lawsuit.
Image:0064-ChristianWSonic.jpg|Chris was so excited, he produced [[dirty, crapped briefs]].
Image:0077-SonicDoll.jpg|Chris still has this doll and it has seen [[For Julie's Eyes Only|horrible things]].
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==See also==
* [[Doctor Robotnik]]
* [[Chris and copyright]]

==References==
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==External links==
* [[Wikipedia:Sonic the Hedgehog (character)|Sonic the Hedgehog]] on [[Wikipedia]]

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[[Category:Things Chris has ripped off]]
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[[Category:Blue Armed]]

I Gotta Make My Move

2019-02-19T21:43:00Z

SonBreezie:

'''"I Gotta Make My Move"''' is the fourth song from ''[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!]]''. It is [[Chris]]'s version of [[Wikipedia:Rod Stewart|Rod Stewart]]'s classic disco hit "[[Wikipedia:Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?|Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?]]".

Chris's cover is about taking a [[boyfriend-free girl]] to his "apartment" for [[hanky-panky]]. He also encourages sexual harassment of women in the chorus by saying if you "need" a woman, [[Megan|feel free to touch her without her permission]], which proves he didn't actually learn from his idol [[Sonic the Hedgehog]].

==Listen==
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===Lyrics===

[''sung over Rod Stewart's "Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?"'']

Shoulda...shoulda...ooooh-oh... [''This part is not sung by Chris.'']

She sits alone 
Waiting for suggestions 
I'm so nervous 
Not knowing what the hay to say there 
My mind is blank 
Hers filling with good ideas 
Don't you just know exactly what we're thinking

If you want her body 
And you think she's sexy 
Come on, dumb boy, let her know 
If you really need her 
Just reach out and touch her 
Come on, dumb boy, tell her so 
Tell her so, man!

I'm acting shy 
Looking for an answer 
Come on dumb boy go spend your night together 
Now hold on a minute 
Before we go much further 
I beg for a dime so I can phone [[Barb|my mother]] 
We catch a cab to my [[14 Branchland Court|high-rise apartment]] 
At least I can tell her exactly what apartment

If you want her body 
and you think she's sexy 
Come on, dumb boy, let her know 
If you really need her 
[[Megan Schroeder|Just reach out and touch her]] 
Come on, dumb boy, tell her so

My heart's beating like a drum 
'Cause at last I got my girl home! 
At last you made it and y'all are alone 
Alone!

We wake at dawn 
'Cause all the birds are singing 
Two true lovers forgetting what we're thinking 
Outside it's cold, misty and it's raining 
We have each other 
We are not complaining 
I said "I'm sorry but I'm out of [[semen|milk]] and coffee." 
"Never mind sugar, we can watch an early movie."

If you want her body 
And you think she's sexy 
Come on, dumb boy, let her know 
If you really need her 
Just reach out and touch her 
Come on, dumb boy, tell her so! 
Hey, man!

If you need her 
Just reach out and touch her 
Come on, dumb boy, let her know 
If you really, really, really, really, really need her 
Let her know 
Just let her know 
Just reach out and touch her 
Come on, dumb boy, let her know

If you really need her 
Just reach out and touch her 
Come on, dumb boy, let her know 

If you really - If you really need her 
Just come on and tell her so

Just reach out and touch her

{{Hedgehog Boys}}
[[Category:Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!]]
[[Category:Music]]

I Got A Fish

2019-02-19T21:40:25Z

SonBreezie:

{{quote|Welcome to the David Lynch movie of your nightmares.|WBCN, hitting the nail on the head.}}

'''I Got A Fish''' is a video uploaded by [[Chris]] to [[YouTube]] on 27 [[April 2009]]. In this video, Chris jog-dances in place in the midst of his room full of toys, while holding a PS3 controller, as he lip-syncs to a stupid song full of [[random-access humor]] that he made up playing in the background. The song is about his apparent possession of a wish-granting fish. Despite the claim, he does not actually have a fish. This song is also probably the closest that Chris has ever come to carrying an actual tune.

The video is one of the few cases where the mainstream [[Chris in the media|''media'']] [[Toucher and Rich Segment|got in]] [[For G4s Web Soup|on it]].

The audio file included with the [[Power]] series of videos is a modified version of this song, but with the word "fish" replaced with "[[dick]]."

Chris reprised the song in [[Twelve New and Old Things of Christmas]] (2015).
==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = I Got A Fish
| video = {{#ev:youtube|FGZboGQWhLU}}
| stardate = 27 [[April 2009]]
| subject = {{Music|text}}
| style = {{Comedy|text}}, {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt = {{ClassicShirt|text}}
| previous = [[CWC's "It's All Coming Back To Me"]]
| next = [[Power]]
}}
=== Transcript ===
[[Image:Tardfish.png|thumb|right|A true sturgeon with rage.]]

[''song is dubbed over Chris lip-syncing and jog-dancing in place holding a [[PS3]] controller'']

:I got a fish!
:Would ya like to make a wish?

:I got a fish!
:Would ya like to make a wish?

:I got a ''fiiiiiiiiish!'' [''spreads arms wide to accompany wobbly falsetto'']
:Would ya like to make a ''wish?'' [''swings arm around and turns off camera with grace'']

== Fan videos ==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = I got a fish! Animated
| video = {{#ev:youtube|jxlY0uvYzQE}}
| stardate = 14 [[June 2011]]
| maker = festivus31
| subject =
| type = Animation
}}

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = I Got A Fish cover
| video = {{#ev:youtube|wqXFPXFreoY}}
| stardate = 13 [[February 2015]]
| maker = [http://guwange.bandcamp.com GUWANGE]
| subject = I Got A Fish
| type = Song Cover
| info = From the album [[Trollsta's Paradise: A True and Honest Tribute to Christian & The Hedgehog Boys]] (Deluxe Edition).
}}

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Chris-Chan's I Got a Fish Reversed
| video = {{#ev:youtube|E8amaMCRUks}}
| stardate = 22 [[October 2017]]
| maker = [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCuObAUCueXDNZpyhljfQ_kQ Craig Smith]
| subject =
| type =
| info = A [[TRUE and HONEST]] Sturgeon with Rage, Reversed
}}

{{-}}
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[CWC's "It's All Coming Back To Me"]]|nextlink=[[Power]]|}}
{{Music Videos}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
[[Category:Media that has been published in real life]]

[[Category:Chris-chan videos, April 2009| 2009-04-27]]

I Got A Fish

2019-02-19T21:38:29Z

SonBreezie:

{{quote|Welcome to the David Lynch movie of your nightmares. | WBCN, hitting the nail on the head.}}

'''I Got A Fish''' is a video uploaded by [[Chris]] to [[YouTube]] on 27 [[April 2009]]. In this video, Chris jog-dances in place in the midst of his room full of toys, while holding a PS3 controller and lip-syncing to a stupid song full of [[random-access humor]] that he made up playing in the background. The song is about his apparent possession of a wish-granting fish. Despite the claim, he does not actually have a fish. Also, this song is probably the closest that Chris has ever come to carrying a tune.

The video is one of the few cases where the mainstream [[Chris in the media|''media'']] [[Toucher and Rich Segment|got in]] [[For G4s Web Soup|on it]].

The audio file included with the [[Power]] series of videos is a modified version of this song, but with the word "fish" replaced with "[[dick]]".

Chris reprised the song in [[Twelve New and Old Things of Christmas]] (2015).
==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = I Got A Fish
| video = {{#ev:youtube|FGZboGQWhLU}}
| stardate = 27 [[April 2009]]
| subject = {{Music|text}}
| style = {{Comedy|text}}, {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt = {{ClassicShirt|text}}
| previous = [[CWC's "It's All Coming Back To Me"]]
| next = [[Power]]
}}
=== Transcript ===
[[Image:Tardfish.png|thumb|right|A true sturgeon with rage.]]

[''song is delivered via voice-over as Chris mutely jog-dances in place holding a [[PS3]] controller'']

:I got a fish!
:Would ya like to make a wish?

:I got a fish!
:Would ya like to make a wish?

:I got a ''fiiiiiiiiish!'' [''spreads arms wide to accompany wobbly falsetto'']
:Would ya like to make a ''wish?'' [''swings arm around and turns off camera with grace'']

== Fan videos ==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = I got a fish! Animated
| video = {{#ev:youtube|jxlY0uvYzQE}}
| stardate = 14 [[June 2011]]
| maker = festivus31
| subject =
| type = Animation
}}

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = I Got A Fish cover
| video = {{#ev:youtube|wqXFPXFreoY}}
| stardate = 13 [[February 2015]]
| maker = [http://guwange.bandcamp.com GUWANGE]
| subject = I Got A Fish
| type = Song Cover
| info = From the album [[Trollsta's Paradise: A True and Honest Tribute to Christian & The Hedgehog Boys]] (Deluxe Edition).
}}

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Chris-Chan's I Got a Fish Reversed
| video = {{#ev:youtube|E8amaMCRUks}}
| stardate = 22 [[October 2017]]
| maker = [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCuObAUCueXDNZpyhljfQ_kQ Craig Smith]
| subject =
| type =
| info = A [[TRUE and HONEST]] Sturgeon with Rage, Reversed
}}

{{-}}
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[CWC's "It's All Coming Back To Me"]]|nextlink=[[Power]]|}}
{{Music Videos}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
[[Category:Media that has been published in real life]]

[[Category:Chris-chan videos, April 2009| 2009-04-27]]

Talk:Mumble 1

2019-02-19T21:35:55Z

SonBreezie:

The download link doesn't work. [[User:PhantomPimpernel|PhantomPimpernel]] 21:00, 22 July 2009 (CEST)

==Troll voices==
I don't know who any of the voices are in this recording aside from Chris. I assume Bluespike is either communicating through text or has had whatever he said removed from the recording, resulting in all the pauses.

There seem to be two trolls present with Chris here, one girl and one guy. Does anybody know their names or if they even want their names revealed?

If nobody tells me, I'm just gonna call them "Chick" and "Dude".--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:52, 28 October 2009 (CET)
*chick and dude is fine. also, i was one of the people talking in text, i asked the question about incest. if i remember rightly bluespike was too, as well as possibly someone else. --[[User:Cogsdev|cogsdev/vedsgoc]] 06:53, 28 October 2009 (CET)

Ok, I got it to about 41:00 before deciding to call it quits for the night. I tried to emulate the style used in the recent phone call transcriptions, I think it looks pretty good. I'll finish it when I'm not exhausted and coughing my lungs out.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:47, 14 November 2009 (CET)

"Chick" is <s>Arjen</s> Cameron Van Dierten. Unless someone wants to grab this first, I'll change it to stay consistent with the naming conventions in Mumble 5. I'd do it now, but I'm about to crash into slumber. Also, the chick that says "attack of the killer moobs" is a different person, so I renamed her to "girl".--[[User:AdderCress|AdderCress]] 00:29, 26 June 2010 (UTC)
* Whoops. I meant Mumble 6.--[[User:AdderCress|AdderCress]] 00:31, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

==Excellent transcript format==
I love it. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:14, 14 November 2009 (CET)
:I reformatted it. Wheeee.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 19:57, 1 March 2010 (UTC)
==I hate bullet-points==
Do we really need the notes section? I mean, all the ABL calls do just fine without it.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 01:25, 18 March 2010 (UTC)

==About my most recent edit==
I got confused for a second, as Julie said "half man half machine" which is commonly used in regards to DC's character Cyborg. It's all sorted out now. [[User:SonBreezie|SonBreezie]] ([[User talk:SonBreezie|talk]]) 21:35, 19 February 2019 (UTC)

User:SonBreezie

2019-02-19T21:33:51Z

SonBreezie:

As a former almost lolcow thanks to being friends with one (Chibiyima, who actually admires Chris), I can say I understand what Chris has been through (the trolling, not the other stuff, dear God no), but I hate him like everyone else. I never lied about any real person's death (to ban evade or not) contrary to what ED and the CLG Wiki staff say, but I think the latter know that was a made-up person anyway and ED is just pulling my leg. About Chris-chan? I don't share so many of the same characteristics. ("Sick fucks" with Asperger's who like Sonic and Pokemon and are insensitive to death; first of all, I'm not a sick fuck but I used to hang out with one, second, I am not insensitive to death, why Yuuki and Youko died was a failed attempt at reshaping my image. I should have said they moved away, but I wasn't aware of the results yet. And I am deeply affected by people passing away. The 2019 Super Bowl halftime show was more insensitive to someone's death than I apparently was.)

I almost tried to troll Chris in a Julie manner with one of my personas, a black girl named Martha who apparently entered the Sonic contest Chris was in. I never went any further with the idea, and thank God I didn't. I don't even know what would have happened.

I'm a DC Comics fan and a music producer. I like roller coasters.

1980s

2019-02-18T19:56:28Z

SonBreezie: Martha was just a dumb Julie expy I thankfully never used.

__NOEDITSECTION__
[[Image:0028-ChristopherWMom1.jpg|thumb|Chris and his mom in the eighties.]]
[[Image:0002-BabyChristopher.jpg|thumb|Baby Chris in '''1982''']]
[[Image:0002-1-Baby_Chris_and_Mommy.jpg|thumb|Baby Chris and Barbara.]]
[[File:Cwcbaby.jpg|thumb|TRUE and HONEST BabyCWC]]
[[Image:0004-ChristopherDec1985.jpg|thumb|Chris and Barbara in '''1985'''.]]
[[File:Chris1985.png|thumb|Portrait of 3-year-old Chris ([[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]])]]
[[Image:0006-Christopher6-1986.jpg|thumb|'''1986''']]
[[Image:0008-ChristopherShopping12-1986.jpg|thumb|Chris in '''1986'''.]]
[[Image:0024-ChristopherTurns5.jpg|thumb|'''1987''', Chris turns 5.]]
[[File:Dreaming studio.png|thumb|In '''1989''', Bob created the Dreaming Studio.]]
[[Image:0031-1-Chris_on_Pony.jpg|thumb|Poor pony.]]
[[Image:0031-EasterChristopher.jpg|thumb|Twenty years later, Chris himself would have a try at the [[Bunny Hop]].]]
{{Quote|Cute Little Boys and Girls grow up, and I was no exception.|Chris<ref>[[DVD Slideshow Transcripts]]</ref>}}
The '''1980s''' was the decade in which [[Christian Weston Chandler]] was born, under the name Christopher Weston Chandler. (His name wasn't changed until [[1994]].) According to Chris, he had a lot of trouble growing up, and even coped with a prolonged episode of muteness.

Source material referring to the 1980s is scarce, and this article is mostly based on statements made by Chris at a later age, and on image material.

==1980==
The year [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] and [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]] got married.

===Events of 1980===
* 1980 - [[Cole Smithey|Cole]] moves away.<ref>[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-1.PNG|6 March 2007 email from Cole to Chris, page 1]]</ref> Who he stayed with is unclear, as he would turn 17 this year and was thus unable to legally live on his own.
* 28 January - Bob divorces his first wife, Patricia Harley.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/interesting-info-about-chriss-family-particularly-their-parents.27521/]</ref>
* 7 June - Bob and Barbara get married.<ref>[[Sarah Reveals Herself#Family matters]]</ref><ref>[[The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special]]</ref>
* August - Bob receives two triple bypass operations.

==1981==
The last year of peace for Bob and Barbara Chandler. Unluckily for them, the happy couple filled their time with lots of unprotected love-making. During the second half on this year, Barbara would be pregnant.

===Events of 1981===
* 26 May (approx.) - Bob and Barbara Chandler have sweaty old people sex. [[Christopher Weston Chandler]] is conceived.
* Fall 1981 - Cole enters San Diego State University and joins the Rockin' Dogs.
* 26 November (approx.) - Barbara's last chance to abort Chris.

==1982==
The year that began the entire sorry saga.

===Events of 1982===
* 24 February - Christopher Weston Chandler is born around 5:30 a.m. at [[Wikipedia:Martha Jefferson Hospital|Martha Jefferson Hospital]] in [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]], [[Virginia]].<ref name="WikiProfile">[[Chris's Wikipedia profile]]</ref>.
* 24 February - Chris is brought back to the Chandler [[house]]hold in [[Ruckersville, VA|Ruckersville]].<ref>According to Christian in the [[Song of Christian]] video.</ref>
* February/March - Chris's newborn portrait is taken.
* April - Chris allegedly speaks his first word: "[[Niggos|monkey]]".<ref name="Song and Wikipedia">[[Song of Christian]] and [[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992]]</ref>
* 04 September - [[Bob Chandler|Bob]]'s 55th birthday.
* Autumn - A photo is taken of Chris and his mother on their front lawn.
* 01 October - [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]]'s 41st birthday.
* 13 October - [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]] is born.<ref name="LifeShares">[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#The Story]]</ref>

==1983==
Chris has stated that in '''1983''', he was abused by his [[Abusive babysitter|babysitter]], "starting" his [[autism]]. On other occasions, however, Chris has said that he is aware of autism being a hereditary disease, making his "acquisition" of autism impossible.<ref>[[Mumble 8]]</ref> We can nonetheless assume that the abuse Christopher suffered in 1983 was traumatic and possibly exacerbated his condition.<ref>First statement was done in the [[Song of Christian]] video.</ref>

===Events of 1983===
* 24 February - Christopher's 1st birthday.
* 30 June - [[Kacey]] is born
* August - Christopher's autism allegedly "begins". He claims the reason was an evil [[Abusive babysitter|babysitter]] named [[Roach]], who locked him in a room. He becomes mute.<ref name="Song and Wikipedia" />
* 04 September - [[Bob Chandler|Bob]]'s 56th birthday.
* 01 October - [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]]'s 42nd birthday.

==1984==
In '''1984''', Chris lived his life in [[Ruckersville]] as a mute toddler. He himself declared that he gave his parents a lot of trouble, and he screeched a lot.<ref name="WikiProfile" /> It is possibly indicated that his parents held this against him at a later age, and didn't really like caring for the [[Autism|autistic]] child they had created themselves.

===Events of 1984===
* 1984 - Cole leaves San Diego State University.
* 24 February - Christopher's 2nd birthday.
* 04 September - [[Bob Chandler|Bob]]'s 57th birthday.
* 01 October - [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]]'s 43rd birthday.

==1985==
In '''1985''', Chris is still a mute, screeching toddler. He meets his first [[gal pal]], [[Sarah Nicole Hammer|Sarah]].

===Events of 1985===
* This year - Sarah Hammer and her family moves to Chris's neighborhood. The cordial relations that develops between the Hammer and Chandler couples lead to some sort of friendship between Chris and Sarah.<ref name="LifeShares" />
* This year - Cole's band, The Rockin Dogs, disbands.
* This year - Barb [[2018 Sales Listings#Autographed Johnny Cash photo|visits a Johnny Cash concert]].
* 24 February - Christopher's 3rd birthday.
* April - Chris has his picture taken holding a [[4-cent garbage|leaf]].
* ''12 August - birth of [[Jack Thaddeus]]''.
* 04 September - [[Bob]]'s 58th birthday.
* 01 October - [[Barb]]'s 44th birthday.
* December - Chris and Barbara have their picture taken with Santa Claus.

==1986==
In '''1986''', Chris is still a mute, screeching toddler.

===Events of 1986===
* 17 January - ''[[The Adventures of the American Rabbit]]'' is released.
* 24 February - Christopher's 4th birthday.
* 1 March - Birth of [[William Elliott Waterman]]
* June - Chris has his picture taken at what seems to be a zoo.
* 23 July - Birth of [[Megan Schroeder]].
* 04 September - [[Bob]]'s 59th birthday.
* 01 October - [[Barb]]'s 45th birthday.
* December - Chris has his picture taken in front of a bathroom, and at a shopping mall.
* 25 December - Chris receives an abundance of toys for Christmas, including a giant Fievel doll, Raggedy Ann dolls and several pieces of Sesame Street merchandise. Bob receives a book entitled "Your IBM PC Made Easy".

==1987==
In '''1987''', Chris starts attending [[Greene County Primary School]]. It isn't known for sure if he attended pre-kindergarten before then.

===Events of 1987===
* 24 February - Christopher's 5th birthday. A paper hat is made in his honor.
* August/September - Chris begins kindergarten at [[Greene County Primary School]].
* Autumn - Chris's school portrait is taken where he is holding a ball and is seated at a desk with an apple and a textbook placed on it.
* 04 September - [[Bob]]'s 60th birthday.
* 01 October - [[Barb]]'s 46th birthday.

==1988==
In '''1988''', Chris starts first grade at Greene County Primary School, but he is still mute. Late [[1980s]], Chris joins the [[Chris and religion|Cub Scouts]].
===Events of 1988===
* Date unknown - [[Minor_Family_Members#Carol_Suzanne_Chandler|Carol Chandler]] wins the E.J. McShane Prize.
* 24 February - Christopher's 6th birthday.
* 17 March - [[Patti]] is born.<ref>As can be read in [[:Image:SchuComic7Page01.jpg|Sonichu #6]] </ref>
* August/September - Chris begins first grade at Greene County Primary School.
* 04 September - [[Bob]]'s 61st birthday.
* 01 October - [[Barb]]'s 47th birthday.

==1989==
In '''1989''', helped by the language training at [[James Madison University]], Christopher starts talking again whilst reading a Gobot package.<ref>According to Christian in the Song of Christian video.</ref>

===Events of 1989===
* 1989 - Chris claims that he had a dream in which he foresaw himself with a daughter named [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]], and an office job.
* 1989 - [[Bob]] puts up a plaque in his workshop which reads, "DREAMING STUDIO OF MR. C AND LITTLE C WHERE DREAMS DO COME TRUE - 1989".
* 24 February - Christopher's 7th birthday.
* August/September - Chris enters second grade at Greene County Primary School.
* 04 September - [[Bob]] turns 62.
* 01 October - [[Barb]] turns 48.
* 25 December - Chris gets his second gaming system, a [[Nintendo]] Game Boy, for Christmas.

==References==
<references />

{{Timeline}}

[[Category:Chronology]]

Mumble

2019-02-18T19:54:23Z

SonBreezie: /* List of chats */

'''[[Wikipedia:Mumble (software)|Mumble]]''' is the voice chat program of choice for [[Chris]]'s [[trolls]]. Chris made several "fan" chats in here in early [[2009]].

==Summary==
{| class="wikitable"
|-
! #
! Date
! Significant events
|-
| [[Mumble 1|1]]
| 31 [[January 2009]]
| Chris speaks on [[homos]], wanting to be a woman, arguing with and not loving [[Bob|his dad]] and other topics
|-
| [[Mumble 2|2]]
| 4 [[February 2009]]
| Speaks on his [[nudes]], sex in [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']], [[Clyde Cash]], and the reasons behind [[CWCville]]'s restrictive laws.
|-
| [[Mumble 3|3]]
| 5 February 2009
| Talks to [[Julie]] about [[Molvanîa]]'s destruction, music, protecting her from Clyde Cash, their relationship and their first time together, including cumshots and premature ejaculation.
|-
| [[Mumble 3.5|3.5]]
| 5 February 2009
| Clyde harasses Chris about copping out of calling himself gay in [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 5th, 2009]] and forces him to make a second video rectifying this.
|-
| [[Mumble 4|4]]
| 6 February 2009
| Clyde calls him out on his [[Chris and money|inability to support]] Julie, his views on love and relationships and forces him to get rid of his material possessions for Julie.
|-
| [[Mumble 5|5]]
| 7 February 2009
| Clyde continues to question Chris on how he would support Julie, going into detail about Chris's unrealistic views on how much money he'll need to live.
|-
| [[Mumble 6|6]]
| 10 February 2009
| An open fan Q&A. Discusses whether Chris's letter from [[Nintendo]] is fake, Chris's taste in [[anime]] and Clyde probing Chris about finances and supporting Julie.
|-
| [[Mumble 7|7]]
| 13 February 2009
| Another fan Q&A in which Chris is quizzed about anime, [[video games]], [[homos]], [[dating]], [[Sarah May]] and does several terrible impersonations.
|-
| [[Mumble 8|8]]
| 17 February 2009
| Discusses Chris's contradictory views on [[Christianity]] and premarital [[sex]], [[recycling]] and features a painful breakup with Sarah May where Chris repeatedly calls her "Julie" and [[Chris and death#Sarah May|she attempts suicide]].
|-
| [[Mumble 9|9]]
| 23 February 2009
| Hosted by [[the Miscreants]], who reveal that their purpose is to stop Chris from finding a [[sweetheart]] because he's a [[racist]] who only wants [[china]].
|-
| [[Mumble 9.5|9.5]]
| 23 February 2009
| The Miscreants accuse Chris of not caring about his deceased [[Aunt Corrina]], discuss [[Megan]], and Chris admits [[Slow-in-the-minds|retardation]].
|-
| [[Mumble 10|10]]
| 23 February 2009
| A fan chat where he's convinced to go to Cleveland to save Julie from her evil brother [[Max]] at Miscreant HQ.
|-
| [[Mumble 11|11]]
| 4 [[March 2009]]
| Discusses being ill, [[Julie Reveals Herself|BlueSpike/Julie/Max's deception]] (BlueSpike plays an active part in the chat), getting his accounts and website back and creating a new medallion.
|-
| [[Mumble 12|12]]
| 5 March 2009
| Chris is still ill, Clyde reveals that he murdered BlueSpike for [[Chris's birthday]], and the mayorship of [[CWCville]] is discussed.
|}

==List of chats==
===1===
{{main|Mumble 1}}

In the first of Chris's Mumble chats, he and [[trolls|the True and Honest Sonichu fanbase]] discuss his [[PS3]], [[Things Chris has ripped off|video games and Anime]]. Chris is still building his Lego [[CWCville]]. Male [[homos]] are bad, but [[chris and hypocrisy|lesbians are OK in his book]] - to the point of sister-sister [[Chris and sex#incest|incest]] being acceptable. He has no desire to make new [[jerks|male friends]]. Oh, and Chris has never imagined what it's like to be Cyborg, but has imagined being born a woman. Chris identifies with [[Barack Obama]]. Chris doesn't have to love [[Bob|his father]], but has to respect him. Also, he's related to [[Anne Boleyn]] and likes [[Family Guy|Meg Griffin]].

===2===
{{main|Mumble 2}}

The second Mumble chat is more of a fan Q&A. [[Trolls]] ask nonsensical questions about [[Sonichu]], including the wetness of [[Bubbles]]'s [[china]]. Chris is angry that [[Clyde]] broke [[Panda]]'s hymen. Chris says that his children's comic isn't full of sex, it's 'romance'. Even black people can vote in [[CWCville]]. Chris says that [[alcohol]] is bad because it causes bar fights. Chris can type between 30 to 100 WPM. Chris says that his [[nudes]] are photoshopped. Chris says that he is stronger than [[Clyde]] and would beat him up, but fails to describe how. A fan asks Chris about a possibly gay friend (based on said friend sitting next to him while playing video games) and a [[Barb|wild Snorlax appears]].

===3===
{{main|Mumble 3}}
The third Mumble chat starts with small talk, then [[chris and sex|sex]] talk between Chris and [[Julie]] before [[Clyde]] takes over in the later stages. Molvanîa has been destroyed. All of Chris's female characters think he’s handsome. [[Virgin with rage|He can’t understand why he’s single]]. Julie is getting paranoid and wants Chris to protect her. Julie and Chris agree to take each others' virginities and imagine their first time together. Clyde appears and reveals he's heard everything. The two threaten and try to psychoanalyze each other. Clyde denigrates Chris's existence and questions in detail how he'll support Julie or even himself, casting serious doubt on Chris's life skills. Clyde forces Chris to make [[Chris Comes Out of the Closet|a video saying that he's gay]], threatening to harm Julie if he doesn't.

===3.5===
{{main|Mumble 3.5}}
A shorter chat where Clyde chastises Chris for weaseling out of the previously mentioned video. Near the end, Chris admits that his first attempt is "inferior". Chris asks Julie if Clyde can send her flowers and chocolate.

===4===
{{main|Mumble 4}}
The fourth Mumble chat is Chris vs Clyde with a little bit of [[Julie]]. They start with a game of Tic Tac Toe, where Chris loses pitifully, exhibiting no common sense whatsoever. Clyde probes Chris more on his paltry survival skills. Chris can't name five bills associated with his house and doesn't have a job because he has so many skills that he couldn't find a job to suit him. They discuss the [[Love Quest]]. Chris does racist impersonations of [[niggos|black people]]. Chris sees Archie Bunker as a role model, Clyde as his best friend and wants to apologize to [[Vivian]] for [[Vivitheg's AIM chat|not listening to her]]. Clyde gives him three days to [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 6th, 2009|throw away his material possessions]].

===5===
{{main|Mumble 5}}

As [[Chris]] is about to start talking to [[Julie]], the dastardly [[Clyde Cash]] appears, as if from nowhere. He continues to berate Chris about his inability to support himself and Julie, exposing his mammoth ignorance of what survival in the real world entails. He has a hundred dollars saved and [[Chris and money|believes that saving this same amount each month will sustain his family]] and lies that he has looked for jobs with his [[CADD|degree]]. Chris admits that [[Sonichu]] villains are people who have made him feel inferior in the past. Julie is mostly a background character in this chat, playing half-hearted cheerleader for Chris throughout.

===6===
{{main|Mumble 6}}
The sixth Mumble chat is another fan Q&A. Chris is questioned on various issues, which he largely fails to adequately explain. By now he has received the letter from Mike Chandler at Nintendo of America that ends the [[Miyamoto Saga]]. Chris can't explain why he doesn't like [[homos]] or how he knows that all men are [[jerks]] without meeting them. Chris says he's irregular with comics because "It's called a life", but he [[autism|can't describe his daily schedule at the moment]]. He can't remember why he admitted his [[dirty crapped briefs]] to [[Clyde]]. Clyde enters and continues to call out Chris on his [[Chris and money|ignorance about money]]. Chris admits $2000 of credit card debt and admits to lying about looking for work. He then lies about his cooking ability and [[Chris and religion|his religion's stance on premarital sex]]. Chris finishes by admitting to be a [[homo]] in German.

===7===
{{main|Mumble 7}}
The seventh Mumble chat is another fan Q&A, similar to [[Mumble 6]]. Chris has given bad advice in the last chat, causing a fan's girlfriend to leave him. Chris shows no [[remorse]]. [[Trolls]] try to encourage Chris to make [[Power|videos]] [[51 50|proving]] [[Clyde is Weaker than Water|his]] [[30 Push-Ups|strength]] and showcasing his [[CWC Fighter|fighting]] [[Challenge for Clyde|moves]]. He claims that the [[dildo]] in the [[vibrator destruction video]] was glued together and took a lot of strength to pull apart, but later backpedals and says he used shears. The possibility of more [[Rule 34]] in [[Sonichu]] is discussed, especially giving [[Rosechu]] a [[pickle]]. Chris fails at the national anthem and reveals that his mom told him that his [[Attraction Sign]] made him look retarded. Chris says he thinks [[Panda]] might be dead, but shows no real emotion. Many terrible impersonations are spread throughout this chat. Clyde enters at the end and Chris bolts.

===8===
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Mumble Chat 8 is another fan Q&A covering a variety of topics. Chris can't name the [[Chris and Religion|ten commandments or the seven deadly sins]] offhand. Chris tries to convince Julie that premarital sex is OK in his religion, and tries to claim he doesn't hate all [[homos]] when he's called on his religious [[hypocrisy]]. Chris agrees he would have a threesome with two other men as he tries to choreograph a threesome between himself, [[Julie]] and [[Sarah May]]. Chris admits [[recycling]], and says that he only goes to McDonald's [[health|two to three times a week]]. Chris calls Sarah May 'Julie' several times throughout the conversation, which causes her to freak out and attempt suicide. While he [[china|shows some concern]] as she's screaming about killing herself, [[Chris and death|Chris reacts like a sloth on sedatives after her 'death']], reassuring himself that he still has Julie.

===9===
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The ninth mumble chat is fairly short and follows a very different format. [[The Miscreants]] assemble before Chris to taunt and menace him as he stumbles and stutters. They inform him that their goal is to prevent Chris from ever getting [[china]], as he is a [[racism|racist]] who doesn't care about [[women's rights|women]] as people. They also reveal themselves as being the real [[Sonichu]] fanbase. [[Panda]] is the newest member of the Miscreants. They try to make Chris prove that he really loves Julie, but all he can come up with is that he went to a lot of trouble finding [[Molvanîa]] on the map. Eventually Chris shouts that he has his [[Aunt Corrina]]'s funeral tomorrow, tells them all to "fuck off" and leaves.

===9.5===
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This chat is an extension of the [[Mumble 9|ninth]] Mumble chat. For some reason, Chris rejoins [[The Miscreants]] in the chat. Clyde again accuses him of accomplishing nothing in his life. He says he's been thinking about getting a job and whines about [[stress]]. The Miscreants accuse him of not really caring about his deceased [[Aunt Corrina]]; only caring that he had to go to a funeral on his [[Christian Love Day|birthday]]. Chris tries to disprove this by pretending to cry. He admits [[Slow-in-the-Minds|retardation]] and says that he felt true honest respect from his past [[trolls|sweethearts]] and [[trolls|gal-pals]]. Chris says he's learned to tell lies from the truth, as he doubts that these women were trolls. Clyde attacks Chris for his [[Chris and money|financial stupidity]]. Chris says that he mostly tells the truth. Chris eventually storms out, and the Miscreants discuss future plans.

===10===
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In the tenth Mumble chat, [[Julie]] has been kidnapped by [[Max]] and 'spirited away' to [[Miscreants|Miscreant]] Headquarters. Our hero, Chris-Chan, must wrestle with making the unenviable decision of whether he can be bothered to drive to Cleveland for his [[china|true love]], and awaits the impending decision of the mythical Powers That Be that will shape the path of his destiny - will he get his [[Barb|mum's]] permission to go? This entire chat is spent trying to convince Chris to defy his parents' wishes, and allay his fears of being attacked and/or arrested for [[pedofork]]ery upon arrival. [[Clyde Cash]] makes a brief cameo.

===11===
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The eleventh Mumble chat follows the events of [[Julie Reveals Herself]]. Chris has a cold. He admits [[BlueSpike]] took his [[PSN]] and Yahoo account, and that he shoved the [[Medallion of Fail]] up his ass. He begins to help BlueSpike with some account troubles in the hope of getting his own accounts back. This chat showcases Chris's [[Chris and Reality|odd relationship with reality]] as he feels the need to state that Billy Mays is not the Mayor of [[CWCville]], that he had transferred his memories between his previous medallions and to his [[High School Ring]] and that the changes reflecting this that are yet to be drawn in the comic are also canon in real life.

===12===
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The twelfth and final Mumble chat. Chris reacts to very little throughout. Chris is still sick, and working on getting his website back up. [[Clyde Cash]] has murdered [[BlueSpike]] as a birthday gift for Chris. Chris seems to be mildly surprised that Clyde did this, but [[Chris and Death|shows no real emotion]]. Chris will reveal how elections in [[CWCville]] work in a future 'book', he has to think about it. Chris whines about Clyde dragging him away for his 'work' of getting his website back up. Clyde tells him to go outside. Chris says that he will go out and [[Love Quest|find a woman locally]] by being 'very social' and what sounds like 'civil about it'. He then disappears into the murky toy-filled depths from whence he came.

{{succession|label=Mumble Chats|prevlink=N/A|nextlink=[[Mumble 1|Mumble Chat 1]]|}}

==See also==
*[[Sonichu (IRC chat)|#sonichu]]
*[[/cwc/]]
*[[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC]]

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[[Category:Mumble chats]]

Mumble 1

2019-02-18T19:53:20Z

SonBreezie: /* Notes */ I have a crush on Cyborg, actually.

'''Mumble 1''' is the first of the [[Mumble]] chats involving [[Chris]] which took place on 31 [[January 2009]]. In this fifty-minute chat, Chris mostly goes on about video games. Gems include the thought that incest is okay if there are two women, and stuff about the [[Shigeru Miyamoto|Nintendo trip]].

Length: '''49:32'''

==Summary==
The conversation begins with a discussion between Chris and a girl about [[Transformers]], before moving onto [[video games]] (surprised?). After quite a length of time, the discussion moves onto his [[room]], and the fact that he has a [[Lego]] [[CWCville]] that he's been building his entire life (and that he plans on continuing for his entire life). He then mentions he buys [[Chris and fashion|his clothes]] from Goodwill and the Salvation Army because "IT WAS A BARGAIN" (complete with falsetto). He then announces that he hates [[homos]]. Lesbians are OK though. Thanks to [[Cogsdev|Our Lady Cogs]] to bringing it up for us. He doesn't want to make any more new male friends though. Back to lesbians, and they're good. So good, he'd have a threesome with two girls. It also transpires he has no idea what incest is. It turns out that he can be sure that [[Anne Boleyn]] never had sex with her brother, but sister-on-sister incest is fine. There's some talk of cars. Chris is invited to Louisville, Kentucky by a girl, and he farts. Chris knows that Canadians are nice and play ice hockey too.

[[Obama]] and Chris have common ground, apparently. Chris sees himself in Obama as they were both outcasts. He also discovered he was a 'moderate' in [[high school]]. [[Clyde]] is a 'joike' as well, by the way. He describes an argument with [[Bob]], and then goes onto mention he could beat Bob's ass, because Bob is 81. The love and respect conundrum is mentioned- turns out Chris doesn't love Bob, but he does respect him.

===Notes===
* Info for Chris's Room map: L-shaped Lego CWCville
* Chris then admits to his family being [[house|pack rats]]
* He's "unanimous" about being against homos.
* He appreciates the [[Sonichu Girls]]
* ''[[Shuffle!]]'' is a harem dating sim/anime he wants to see
* He was "tested" for [[autism]]...
* Has no desire to make new male friends
* He went to California to meet [[Cole Smithey|Cole]]
* Lesbians are okay, two gay lovers are not
* Threesome with two women a-okay with him
* "An incest?" he doesn't understand, discourages it
* Anne Boleyn is his aunt. He looked up Richard Weston and Mary Boleyn to find a link between them (on [[Wikipedia]] of course)
* He saw ''[[Wikipedia:The Other Boleyn Girl|The Other Boleyn Girl]]''. He knows no incest happened
* Sisterly incest may be okay. Not for certain.
* Chris sees himself in [[Obama]] because they're both outcasts
* Canadians are polite and play hockey.
* Troll explains 21 December 2012 to him. Chris thinks it's the actual end of the world.
* Discusses Chris's [[ED]] page being deleted
* [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] saw the ED page
* Chris hates Clyde, that 'joike'
* Chris's dad argues with Chris in [[Son-Chu|the car]], makes Chris depressed
* Chris tries to ignore his dad. He recently yelled at his dad and HIS DAD FLIPPED HIM OFF to which Chris said (insert condescending mothers voice) "Did you just give me the finger?!"
* Chris could take his dad on because he's FREAKIN' 81! ... or 80
* Chris may not love his dad but he has to respect him
* Chris never thought about what life as Cyborg would be like, but he ponders what life as a [[Tomgirl|woman]] would be like
* ''[[Family Guy]]'' quote: "God gave me the package, I signed for it."
* Talks about steroids, effects. Steroid abusers should just pay for a sex change.
* Sooner have a sex change than turn into a homo
* Says some people are born gay or choose that way.
* For women it's a choice to be gay. ''Family Guy'' told him so.
* HE IS STRAIGHT AND WILL NOT BE CHANGED

==Video==
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==Transcript==
'''Chris:''' ...[[Silvana|both parts in a villain]]. 
'''Trap:''' Do you plan to fix that any time soon, in the future? 
'''Chris:''' Uh... yeah, I don't know. I did have an idea, though, about, uh, about psychic link, about psychic communication between her and [[Magi-Chan]]. But, uh, neither of them knowing about each other, physically, outside of that. 
'''Trap:''' Alright. 
'''Chris:''' Only the [[Transformers|Decepticons]]. Get it? [''forced laughter''] Like Transformers. 
'''Trap:''' Ah, yes, you know there's a new movie. [[Wikipedia:Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen|New number 2]]. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah, I know. Yeah, they're doing number 2. I have both the DVD and Blu-ray version of the, uh, of the new movie. I also have a DVD of [[Wikipedia:The Transformers: The Movie|the original animated movie]]. And I have [[Wikipedia:Transformers: Generation 1|Generation 1]] series copied onto DVD-R. The entire Generation 1 series. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' Oh, great, four times the [[Wikipedia:Bumblebee (Transformers)|Bumblebee]]. 
[''Forced laughter''] 
'''Dude:''' I haven't even seen the first one yet, I don't even know if it's on [[Netflix]]. 
'''Chris:''' Rent the DVD. RENT THE DVD! IT'S EASIER TO WAIT FOR IT TO FALL ONTO NETFLIX! 
'''Dude:''' Yeah, we have that, we have the Ropoo box, but, uh, I know it used to be on the box, for instant lunch, but I don't know if it still is. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Dude:''' Oh, I love that movie! 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' Mmm. I downloaded a bunch of epi- bunch of shows on the, and movies from the [[PlayStation Network]]. I've rented some of the- I've rented some of the movies off of there, as well as a few episodes of [[Wikipedia:Xam'd: Lost Memories|''Xam'd'']]. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:'''Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait... 
'''Trap:''' Eeh, hold on, hold on Gecko, I think he wants to read the website some more. 
'''Chris:''' Uh, wait a minute, wait a minute, uh, did you say, did you say ''Xam'd'' is on the [[HEXBox]] as well? 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' The anim- 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' Well, yeah it was one thing. I used to hate both the PlayStation and the Xbox, but then I ended up getting the PlayStation 1 at a rummage sale, then I just kinda like, gave it a test play, then I pretty much fell fo- then I decided not to trade it in, at that time. So, pretty much grew from that. But, like in the- 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' Yeah, but also, you know, it costs money to be on the Xbox Live. But anyway, yeah, I don't think so. alright, so anyway- [''starts typing loudly''] ''Xam'd'', is that really on the, uh, Xbox Live? It's an anime bout this, uh, boy who, uh, pretty much- pretty much gets a- gets a- gets infected and becomes like this, uh, this animal-type character, muta- mutant like creature, something like that. Yeah, yeah, I'm interested in starting to, uh, download the, uh, a new anime they just- they put on there just recently. ''[[Shuffle!]]'' I think it's called ''Shuffle!'' Oh, 'scuse me for a second. [''Clattering as Chris gets up''] 
'''Trap:''' All right. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Dude:''' Uhn, I'm actually wondering if I should stay online, or go play ''[[Animal Crossing]]''. That's sad. [''Drowned out by static and more clattering''] 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' Uh, yeah, I tried uh, oh, I tried uh, downloading from torrents a bunch of times, but, um, most of the entire series of ''Samurai Pizza Cats'', off a torrent, but, uh, still kind of lacked in quality. And, uh, they got their leh ic- they got their little icons recorded, uh, that they recorded from a TV station. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Dude:''' Yeah, we're picking up our [[HEXBox|360]] on Tuesday; we have one reserved, and then after that's a PS3, but I dunno- 
[''Pause''] 
'''Dude:''' Ha, [[Wikipedia:Circuit City|Circuit City]]'s closing its doors, it's going downhill. 
'''Trap:''' Sadly. 
'''Chris:''' Anyway, uh, anyway, you know, recommended for if, you all get, for those who are getting a PlayStation 3, you know, you can go ahead and get, like, the least expensive one you can find, but preferably, one with, uh, that's capable of Wi-Fi, that's the, uh, that's the 60GB or higher models. 20 if- Yeah- Well, yeah, w- well, I mean, uh, 20 or 40GB are not capable of the Wi-Fi, you require an Ethernet cable. Yeah but I know but it's like available used, but anyway, anyway the-anyway the point is, you can pick up the least expensive for a PlayStation 3, and give it more memory capacity. That's like more bang for your buck, by buying the- like a 500GB Serial AT- Internal Serial ATA Norton [[Duck|two and a half inch]] notebook drive. And then you just-and then you just swap out- swap it in- swap out the old one and put in the new one. That's what I did. I got like, I couldn't- I co-... It's been working for me! [''Typing''] Yeah well this- Yeah. Yeah I'm typing the details. It's a seri- 
[''Pause, then more typing. It's fucking '''loud'''.''] 
'''Chris:''' Yeah it's a ser... Yeah, good for awhile but then you add- then you down- then you add like a bunch of- then you download like a bunch of movies or, er, I have from a torrent copied from PC to PlayStation 3 with a flash- with a flash drive or memory st- card or something like that. And then- and then and then- 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' Hmm... eh, but anyway, ah it accepts up to 500GB for its uh its internal hard drive. And also, like you know, it can-it can hook up to uh one of its USB ports an external hard drive and store- and store all that stuff. Copy it from the PlayStation 3 Hard Drive to it. And you can access the movies on there. Except downloads from the PlayStation network, They can only be copied to like uh, the PlayStation Portable. The Memory Stick Duo on that. I know, I uh [''Pause''] Yeah. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' Yeah I mean, yeah, [[Wikipedia:Toro (cartoon character)|Toro]] and [[Wikipedia:Ape Escape (video game)|''Ape Escape'']] were around for the longest time on the Japan version of the store. You know, [[Card games|Eye of-... Judgment]]. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' Yeah I get it. Yeah I get it. Over like, over the PlayStation Network for the chat windows, I get it. Yeah. [''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' But I'm just- I'm just trying to use that as an example. 
[''Pause, random noise, then another pause''] 
'''Chris:''' Hmmh. But I haven't been able to buy a Toro or the ''Ape Escape'' costumes yet [[Julie]] just to let you know. I mean I'm not getting my [[Monthly tugboat|tugboat]] for a few more days. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' Uh, I've heard of it I've never really seen it. Plus, I have like the original Game Boy game, [[Wikipedia:List of Fist of the North Star video games#1990's|''Fist of North Star'']]. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' Uh no, I've pretty much only got ''Escape''- ''Ape Escape'' titles on the [[PSP]] during my PlayStation lifetime. 
[''Random background noise, then pause''] 
'''Chris:''' Hmm. Yeah that's why- that's why for those that were recreated from the UMD, I just- I think I'll just buy the UMD instead of wasting Memory Stick Duo space. And uhh, Julie, I will definitely consider doing that for you, but uh not at the moment. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' Uh how'd you get NES games on your PSP? Because I understand with the latest upgrade it uh, tends to block out that capability. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' Hmm. 
[''Random background noise, Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' I see. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Dude:''' Oh dude, February tenth, they're coming out with that Sega Greatest Hits [[Sonic]] collection thingy. Forty different games and all the original Sonic games. It's frickin' awesome. I think they're going platform-wide with that too. 
'''Chris:''' That... I noticed that at Gamestop, it's only gonna be for like PS3 and Xbox 360. 
'''Dude:''' Aw! I'd love to play that on the Wii! 
'''Chris:''' Yeah, wouldn't we all. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' I have [[Wikipedia:Mega Man 9|''Mega Man 9'']] on my PlayStation 3. And plus I was able to download the add-on content. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' Hm. Yeah I tried that- Yeah I have a component cable yeah I tried that uhh. But uh, yeah it didn't work out for me so I ended up using- it just came up like black and white so I just ended up using the video input on the, uh, back of the TV port it still works for me. And uh, ''Mega Man 9'' is OK, in my humble opinion, it's alright. 
[''Short pause''] 
'''Chris:''' Uhhh no. Not yet. 
[''Someone talks in the background, indistinct. Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' Right. 
[''Pause. More indistinct talking, Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' Oh. That's Interesting. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. Touhou (pronounced toe-who)? 
[''radio or TV in background''] 
'''Trap:''' You don't remember those things? 
[''Pause''] 
'''Dude:''' Ahh. I'm so out of the loop. 
'''Chris:''' Hmm. Yeah, never really heard of that Uhhh. And I don't really play too many PC games, nowadays. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' Ahh well, um. PC... can't stand the memory upgrade, that's for sure. 
[''Background noise, sounds like a TV. Pause''] 
'''Trap:''' [''Forced laughter''] 
'''Chris:''' Uh. Uh, yeah my mom just, uh, my family just bought- my mom- my family just bought the uh BMW, just uh basically I can't tell you much more beyond that. 
'''Trap:''' Ahh. 
[''More odd background noise. Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' Yeah uh... Yeah I've heard of that, and I've decided that I'd rather not do that. I mean, PC is PC enough and PS3 is PS3 enough. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' I have a PC input on my H- on my HDTV and it's like I could just set up and put my tower in there if I wanted to. But I've decided not to. [[Chris's room|My room]] is quite cluttered... enough, anyway. 
[''Brief pause''] 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. Pretty much my [[Lego]] [[CWCville]] is taking up like an L quip- an L port- An L shaped portion of it. 
'''Trap:''' When'd you get started on your Lego CWCville? 
'''Chris:''' Lifetime. Start off with one brick and then you buy more bricks and basically-and there you go. Took a lifetime. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' Yeahhh, but yeah but my family's like a bunch of pack rats and uh, it's like you know, a bunch of their rooms is, like, cluttered. It's like- it's like, to quote a bit from a Monty Python episode I downloaded. [''Sudden ear-raping falsetto''] Morning Missus Robinson! Morning Missus Robinson! You been out shopping? No! I've been shopping! What'd you buy? A piston engine! What'd you buy that for?! IT WAS A BARGAIN. 
[''Microphone problems of some sort?''] 
'''Chris:''' If. Buy stuff from uh, g- like uh, Goodwill and Salvation Army because [''More God-awful falsetto''] IT WAS A BARGAIN! 
'''Trap:''' You do find the most interesting [[Chris and fashion|shirts]], I'll tell you that. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah, mostly they come from like, Goodwill or Salvation Army. Ahh, Yeah- I'll uh, definitely consider, uh uh if a demo- If a demo Resistant- [[Wikipedia:Resident Evil 5|''Resident Evil 5'']] comes out and uh it has online capability I'll uh, might play it on that, [[Julie]]. 
[''Long pause''] 
'''Chris:''' Alright. Cuz you know, uh, like I've stated there was times. And I'm 100% [[Chris and English|unaminous]] in it. I'm against uh, [[Homos|homosexual males]], period. Especially since I had the bad experiences in the... elementary school with the principal and all. 
'''Trap:''' I'm so sorry. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. I appreciate the [[Sonichu Girls]]. Well-I mean, uh, I mean I take tha- I mean, uh. [[JERKS|Wait, I'll respect men, but uh that's, that's as far as I'll go]]...in the, in the level of liking men. I mean, just beyond respect [''makes "Pff" sound''] Nothing. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' Hmm. [''Some sort of hacking sound''] Hmmm. Eeeahh, aright hang on, hang on, let me answer Cogsdev's question about lesbians. 
[''Laughter''] 
'''Trap:''' Hmmmm, well now, how'd you get into lesbians? 
'''Chris:''' It was just one of the- it was just one of the bunch of the- it was just one of the bunch of the videos on a DV- on a DVD I got free from a... ner- from a... from a female [[Kimmi|sex]] [[Officer Nasty|doll]] order on the [[List of Chris's Adam & Eve purchases|AdamEve.com]]. 
'''Trap:''' Wow... 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' Yeah well, I'm saying that I hate homo males. And plus uh, I don't like, I don- I'm not- I'm not fond of men in general, cuz [[Bob Chandler|my father]], he picks more arguments than flies in a garbage dump. That's my personal joke about... Yeah I know but- yeah but still then there was the principal in the elementary school, again. And uh also I have tests from- from when I was being tested for [[Autism]]- 
'''Trap:''' Mmm-Hmm? 
'''Chris:''' That s- it said I'd get along- that I would get along better with fe- with uh, girls than I do with guys. So that's, so lot of, lot of aspects and points that uh lead up to my personal feelings- and I mean nothing personal against anybody, it's just that's the way I feel, would prefer not to uh, be too close to the men. I mean uh, I mean- uhehuhuh I mean like I said as far as I'll go is respect. Respect. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' Yeah I uh- Yeah I uh yeah I hear you, yeah I hear you on that but, hmm... Yeah but uh yeah umm I guess as a friend it's OK- I guess, eyaah, you know you can quote me on this uh, as a friend it- as a friend it's OK but you know uh I mean it's, but like it comes to like meet- uh, meeting new ones, uhh, I prefer to just kinda keep my distance. At time. I read these-I read these lines here. Hmm. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' Aaaow. What's an SG? 
'''Trap:''' A [[Sonichu Girls|Sonichu Girl]]. 
'''Chris:''' Oh, Oh, Oh. Yeah. 
'''Chris:''' Mmm... Yeah I thought of visiting another country, but you know it's uh expensive. I mean uh, I went- I mean uh I've only traveled on airplane one time. It was to fly all the way to California to visit my uh, half brother [[Joseph Cole Smithey|Cole Smithey]] who has a website ColeSmithey.com. 
[''Typing''] 
'''Trap:''' Mm-hmm... Well... I will check that out. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. Actually his whole name is Joseph Cole Smithey, but he also likes to go by "Joe Cool", like [[Peanuts|Snoopy]]. 
'''Trap:''' Ahhh. 
'''Chris:''' Ahhhhhhh. Yeah between umm... 
[''Short pause''] 
'''Chris:''' Probably but uhhh... I mean, even though I'm... even though I- even though I feel, I mean I feel more, um... Well I guess but In the end I'd still, uhhh... 
[''Pause, momentary noise, then another pause''] 
'''Chris:''' I just say I guess to that question. But you know I would be- I'm encouraging straight... love between uh, straight couples. Men and women. I mean I encourage that more. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' Uhh. Pretty much but it's like you know, between lesbians, it's like, hmm, partial courage. But then it's- but then again, but then between guys instead I would definitely 100% discourage. In my humble opinion. 
[''Pause, recording seems to cut out and recorder's typing is heard''] 
'''Chris:''' And all, huh. Yeah OK But uh also I mean I'm uh, also, I've uh talked to others before with uh, Sarah, my uh s- s- [[PandaHalo|Sarah, my girlfriend]]. I can not be willing to do a threesome with uh two women, but defina- but definitely never with two guys. 
'''Trap:''' Huh, that- that- Yeah I think I get that, you know I mean a woman's bodies is just a bit uh better, wouldn't you agree? 
'''Chris:''' Uhh, I'm sorry what was the adjective you just used? 
'''Trap:''' I said they look a bit better. Wo- womens, women's women's bodies look... Let me do this again. Women's bodies look a bit better. 
'''Chris:''' Yes, Yes they are- yes they're they're more beautf- they're more beautiful. They're like, they're really- they're truly like works of art in their own way- just like yeah you know, just like you know the statues that uh, were in past times. 
'''Trap:''' Hmm. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' Uhhhh. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' Ummm. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' Uhh you know you sent me- you sent me a picture on PlayStation Network, [[Julie]], and I'll take it into consideration but let me ask, uh... An ''incest?'' 
'''Trap:''' Whatumean? 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' What? 
'''Trap:''' Incest... Yeah incests. 
'''Chris:''' Eh, yeah sure. Send me a picture and I'll Skype later, Julie. But yeah uh what's a- What is an incest? I mean I've heard that word, I've never really understood it. 
'''Trap:''' She posted it right on the left. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' Oh as in- Oh as in sex between bro... siblings. Oh. 
'''Trap:''' Yeah. Right. Brother-sister, sister-sister. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah... Um, yeah I would definitely discourage that. Because you know, that a- that's another- that's another- that's another thing-that's another-that's another...bad- that's another bad way to go. 
'''Trap:''' Wow... 
'''Chris:''' Plus also- plus also, uh, you all know the story of [[Anne Boleyn]] and I believe I mentioned- believe it- believe I mentioned before that it was spread around that my ancestor, was Anne- my ancestor, in an aunt sort of sense was Anne Boleyn. 
'''Trap:''' Mmm Hmm? 
'''Chris:''' So I'm a possible full descendant [''sic''] would be Mary Boleyn. 
'''Trap:''' Wow... 
'''Chris:''' But yeah it's like you know I'm trying to find the missing link between Mary, and [[Wikipedia:Richard Weston, 1st Earl of Portland|the first Earl of Portland, Richard Weston]]. I- I've looked it up on [[Chris and Wikipedia|Wikipedia]]. 
[''Brief Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' But uh, but yeah, but anyway getting back to the uh Anne Boleyn thing, I saw the movie ''The Other Boleyn Girl'' 
'''Trap:''' Mmm Hmm? 
'''Chris:''' And then I- and then I- and then I saw the part where uh, you know it's like- you know Anne lost- lost a child in her uh, while she slept and then uh, yeah that just, that basically happened right there and there was like you know she tried to get pregnant form the uh, from [[Wikipedia:George Boleyn, Viscount Rochford|her brother, George]], I believe his name was. 
'''Trap:''' Mmm Hmm? 
'''Chris:''' Yeah, like you know, it just didn't happen, I know- I know that for sure but like you know my first thought was like yeah... don't do that. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' Eh, it just depends on my inspiration but like you know, with the [[stress]] lately it's kind of hard to uh get inspired. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' [''Sigh''] Yeah, but it's like you know- most of the process of removing myself from the comic and that's pretty much linking it to my real life there. 
'''Trap:''' Mmm Hmm? 
'''Chris:''' So if that's the best link to your real life, it's kind of hard to, uh, keep it up to date there. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Trap:''' Mmm? 
'''Chris:''' Yeah I'm removing myself at the end- at the end of the second eh, I'm taking myself out at the number two comic. Eh, yeah sure Julie, send 'em to me through [[Skype]]. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' Since you have the window open. Ahh. Alright so, to answer the question, but like... between sisters, uh... 
'''Trap:''' Mmm hmm? Uhh? 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' About that... 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' Ummmmmm... 
[''Pause''] 
'''Trap:''' I mean it's not like they're gonna reproduce, y'know... 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. 
'''Trap:''' So... There's no messed up stuff there. 
'''Chris:''' Yeaaah... Uhhh... I dunno. I guess between sisters... [[Gaybian|I guess that's OK]]. I mean I'm not saying for certain. 
'''Trap:''' Uh-huh... 
'''Chris:''' I'm not saying for certain. But like, you know, it's possibly OK. But I'm not saying for certain. 
'''Trap:''' Hmm. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Trap:''' It's uh, black, by the way. 
'''Chris:''' I see. 
'''Trap:''' It's a pretty nice car. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Trap:''' Okay, hm. 
[''Pause. Broken for a moment when Chris sighs, then continued silence.''] 
'''Trap:''' Hmm. You know. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Trap:''' I mean it runs about the same way, you know. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Trap:''' I'll- 
[''Pause''] 
'''Trap:''' Ah, I dunno. But here's the thing. We'll get them. We'll get them, yeah- Ford's gonna come through. I mean we get the Fiesta from Mexico, 2010. I mean you guys will finally get the European Ford Focus, which is a way better looking car. I'd still invite him. Oh the Tata. The uh, [[Wikipedia:Tata Nano|Tata Nano]]. That uses the air compressor. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Trap:''' I have my limo though. My family has always had limos or alpines. 
[''Background noise, then pause''] 
'''Chris:''' (Mumbling to self) 
'''Trap:''' So I'm curious, I hear a TV in the background, what are you watching by any chance? 
'''Chris:''' No actually you're listening to- I turned down, I turned down my radio, listening to 95.1 Rock, with [[John Tesh]] on the nightly run. 
'''Trap:''' Oh, yeah, yeah... 
[''Pause''] 
'''Trap:''' I myself am in uh Louisville, Kentucky. 
'''Chris:''' Oh. Louisville. I once- I once knew- I once knew an uncle Screwy-Louie who lived in Louisville. 
'''Trap:''' Oh. 
'''Chris:''' That's a little [[Random access humor|pun-joke I made up]]. 
'''Trap:''' [''Forced laughter''] 
[''Typing. It's really, really loud''] 
'''Trap:''' Oh, that's cool, you should, come visit me, you know. We could take my little hatchback, my little half-hatch and have fun. Yeah. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' [''apparently farts''] Ahh. 'scuse me. 
'''Trap:''' What kinda weather have there right now, we have a big snowstorm... [inaudible] 
'''Chris:''' We- we- We just have- we just have a little bit of snow and ice over here in [[Virginia]]. 
'''Trap:''' Alright, yeah. We got hit pretty hard here. Thankfully I didn't, but others did. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. That's basically I- basically the worst I had to deal with was just slipperiness. Eh. 
[''Pause, Intermittent background noise''] 
'''Trap:''' [Laughs] 
[''Pause''] 
'''Trap:''' Well, wait, what the very first snow is? Well they have like, uhh... OK, I got a joke for you. I have a joke for you. How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? 
'''Chris:''' Three Canadians out of a pole? 
'''Trap:''' Out of a pool. A swimming pool. 
'''Chris:''' Oh, pool. 
'''Trap:''' Mmm-Hmmm. 
'''Trap:''' No. No. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' A ladder? 
'''Trap:''' No. "OK, everybody out of the pool." [''Stifled laughter''] Cuz they're so polite. 
'''Chris:''' Ahaa! 
'''Trap:''' Cuz they're so polite. Cuz they're so, yeah, Cuz they're so polite they're just like "Oh, OK" 
'''Chris:''' -Play hockey. Huh. Yeah I get it. 
'''Trap:''' I have a cousin in Quebec. You get to make fun of, of the other people. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Trap:''' Oh, OK, I shall look at whatever this is. 
'''Chris:''' It's her character. That she made. 
'''Trap:''' Oh. Ooooh![inaudible] her character. I like it. [''Brief Pause''] I need to get back to France sometime in the future. I wanna go see a lot of concerts. Lot of people- lot of the bands I like don't come to America much, if at all. I really wanna see Weasel. Or maybe Sialia, they're from Belgium. Or Sisters of Mercy, one of the many many summer concerts they always play. [''brief pause''] Have you ever been to a concert, um, Chris? 
[''Pause''] 
'''Trap:''' Did we lose him? Umm... 
'''Chris:''' I'm still here. 
'''Trap:''' So have you ever been to any concerts in your life? Ever? 
'''Chris:''' Concerts. I've been to a few but I can't remember. 
'''Trap:''' Huhh. Yeah that's, uhhh... Give me a few minutes I'll show you some footage from the last one. You guys keep talking about video games and stuff. If you can. 
'''Chris:''' Just whatever comes to mind. 
[''Pause, loud noises, then silence''] 
'''Chris:''' Yeah, I hear that, but uh, yeah if they're serious they would [[Miyamoto Saga|vouch for your trip in the first place, advance you the money]]. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' Hmm. Yes. I see. And plus, also, pretty much the lack, the lack of advanced money there... pretty much convinced my parents disbelief in [[Shigeru Miyamoto|Mr. Miyamoto]] and all, and all that that happened there. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' Yeah, but I didn't even have the money in the first place. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' My [[Chris and money|credit card was pretty much maxed]]. 
'''Trap:''' Oooh. Ouch. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' Ehhh. Greater than that. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' Right. 
'''Trap:''' Ehhh. Problems, you know. But it's fine, I think. At least we've got a new [[Barack Obama|president]]. 
'''Chris:''' You know I actually saw both A&E- A&E Biographies, I downloaded both from the PlayStation Network between the McCain and Obama. Pretty much, like you know, the comic, the [[Barack Obama#White House gag|one page comic joke]] came up before I ever saw the documentaries. So it's like you know, I saw documentaries, and I end up seeing more of myself in Obama than in McCain. Like, I mean, who would you vote for, the one you saw more of yourself in as an outcast and all that, or the [[Father Call|war hero]]? 
'''Trap:''' Hmm. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' Why? 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' Ohhhhh. Really, huh. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' Well yeah, I mean it's like you know, let em le-let em learn bo- let em learn both ways and let them figure out which one is more accurate to them individually. That's the way I feel about it. I mean it's like, all the stories, and then- and then you figure out in your own humble opinion which is more believable to you in your humble opinion, you just follow that basically. I mean before I went to any church I learned both evolution and uh, creation. And it's like you know, I can go either way, since, uh basically I took a test in U.S. Government in high school I learned I was a moderate. 
'''Trap:''' Ohh. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' That's- that's- that's pretty much true right there, you mean, yeah, the dinosaur days could have been a whole day for God there. And then uh, the, uh, whatever killed the dinosaurs was the beginning or the end of that day. 
'''Trap:''' Hmm. Speaking of the end: Mayan calendar. December 21, 2012. What do you think about that? 
'''Chris:''' December... 
'''Trap:''' 21st. 2012. 
'''Chris:''' December 21, 2012? 
'''Trap:''' ''Oui''. Mayan Calendar. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Trap:''' ''Oui'', then it starts again but the caveat is it's the start of a new world which means the old world, the one that we're in now, gets destroyed. 
'''Chris:''' [''Sigh''] I'd better not think about- I'd rather not think about the bad news. It's just it... Yeah, it's still bad news and it depresses me. 
'''Trap:''' Well I'll fix that right now. Just give me a second to type this in... (mumbling) There's uhh... that's probably the biggest show I've ever been to. I knew a Bob and Geraldo he's kind of a cool guy. Hangs out in Germany a bit more than France, but uh, heh heh, yeah I was lucky to see him in Seattle. I was on business, before I decided to kinda settle here. 
'''Chris:''' Yeahh... I well I appreciate that but you don't have to make any effort for me to feel better, I mean, just give me some time without any bad news and I'll eventually feel better. 
'''Trap:''' Alright, fair enough. 
'''Chris:''' That's something I'll about. 
'''Trap:''' Oui. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah I checked- [''brief pause''] Yeah actually I checked it recently and that top, that top that top piece of information that was on top of the page said it was going away, went away. So they pretty much just introduced stuff and they pretty much just extended it's life. [''Loud sigh''] I'm not going to believe it, you know even though it's advertisements saying it's gonna go away I can't believe it until it's actually gone. You know like that guy who couldn't believe in Jesus until, like you know, he could actually see and touch Jesus. 
'''Trap:''' Hmmm. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' The-uh, the administrators behind the ED page want to get rid of it. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' [''Sigh''] Hope so. I'm just, you know, sick of it being there. It was pretty much one of the factors that also made Miyamoto question my person and incentives and all that. It- 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' I did not send them anything like that. That was a- that was a troll, who went under my screen, that hacked into- that was [[Clyde Cash|Clyde]] who hacked into my AOL address and spammed the uh, quote-unquote “confession” which was a huge lie. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. Yeah. Anyways it was Clyde. I hate that jerk (pronounced joike). 
'''Trap:''' Hmmm. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' [''Sighs very loudly''] 
[''Pause, intermittent background noise''] 
'''Chris:''' Yeah, to quote New Brian from an episode [[Family Guy]]. Inspiration does not have a schedule so it's like you know. One day you can be inspired to do something and the next day something bad happens and you're like drained from days to weeks to months. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. Yeah I tried but then more bad stuff happens and it just drags me down further. Especially my father, causing an argument when I'm trapped with him in the car. 
'''Trap:''' Hmmm. 
'''Chris:''' [''Sigh''] 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' I uh- I tried to- I tried to ignore him, but still, eventually he will cross the line and hit a nerve. 
'''Trap:''' Uh oh. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah, like, recently when I blocked him out so much he eventually gave me the finger and I was like [''Ear rapingly high voice''] “Did you just give me the finger?!” 
'''Trap:''' [''Forced laughter''] 
'''Chris:''' Yeah, I did the headphone thing as well, I mean I'd turn on whatever I had saved on my PSP in the line of like a television show or a movie I've downloaded or have copied to the Memory Stick. 
[''Pause, intermittent background noise''] 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. Oh, And uh, Julie, I know I could take him on he's friggin' 81. But it's like, you know he's my father and I have to respect him. I mean I don't have to love him but I have to respect him. Yeah. [''Yawn''] Lot of life factors that can bring you up or take you down. 
'''Trap:''' Yeah... Hey Chris. Have you ever thought, like, just randomly, what it would be like if you were a cyborg? You know, half man, half machine? 
'''Chris:''' Uhhh. Yeah that doesn't happen but uh, a bunch of time, I often will randomly [[Homos#Evidence that Chris is a homo|ponder what my life would be like if I was actually born a woman]]. 
'''Trap:''' [''Surprised''] Oh really? 
'''Chris:''' Yeah, but... I dunno, but, you know, I mean I would theorize that it could be better than my life now. 
'''Trap:''' Alright. 
'''Chris:''' But- well I dunno. I mean uh, I can't think of any- I can't think of them right now. But eventually then-but eventually- but eventually in the end I would always realize eh, I can't change it at this point. God gave me [[Duck|the package]] and I signed for it. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah, probably from an episode of Family Guy. Stewie said it. Yeah the uh- [''brief pause''] Yeah the episode I'm talking about is the one where Stewie had his female baby- his babysitter he fell in love with, then he like, put the baby bottle in his diaper and says [''Terrible Stewie Impression''] “Oh, this is just me being myself. Oh, this? This is um, this us um, this is just my package. God delivered it, I signed for it.” [''brief pause''] But you know, in Family Guy I'm most fond of [[Meg Griffin|Megan Marie Griffin]]. I mean it's just too bad that she gets the bad end of the deal. She deserves a lot better. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' Yeah, yeah I know, I know “Road to Germany”. Yeah. Yeah. [''High, whiny voice''] “Can I use your restaurant? I've taken a whole bunch of stool softener and now I've really gotta go.” [''Some other voice''] “Oh yeah sure, Martin just go upstairs to the bathroom.” [''Third voice''] “I'll be out in a minute! “I'll be right out!” “She said she'll be out in a minute!” “Giggidy giggidy goo!” 
'''Trap:''' Oui... Oh, so Cogs had a suggestion... 
'''Chris:''' Yeah I know, I read it. I'm definitely not doing that. I'm not doing that. I mean uh, you know... Yeah I'm definitely not doing that. Yeah. I think he's like refereeing for that such, that the- kind of over the counter drug just basically gives you like bigger... gives the man like, bigger man boobs, and shrivels up the uhhh... '''dick'''. 
'''Girl:''' Attack of the killer Moobs! 
'''Chris:''' Oh boy. I mean, hey, you know, any man who's dumb enough to take hormones may as just go ahead pay up thousands of dollars for a sex change. In that episode where they showed Mr. Garrison actually having that surgery that just turned me off. 
'''Trap:''' Yeah but you... Gonna be a woman might as well use those god-given ovaries, right? 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. [''Brief pause''] I mean, I may as well go ahead and say it, because it's a fact that's been on my mind for long time I mean. I'd sooner have a sex change before I would ever turn into a homo. 
'''Trap:''' Oh... 
'''Chris:''' But uh yes Julie, what is, what you got, what you want to say there? 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' [''Sigh''] Yeah, but I'd rather not. Besides, I really should go get something to eat cuz I fell asleep at the 9:00 Hour and I just woke up during the 3:00 hour. 
'''Trap:''' Huhh... 
'''Chris:''' Yeah, another time perhaps. Yep. Well whatever, if you want to send me an invite- if you want to send me... wait. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' Uhhh. Julie I'll give you permission to share that. Among the, uh, among these fans here. 
'''Trap:''' Oh? 
'''Chris:''' Yeah cuz she was talking to me on a Skype window as well. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' Yeah but also, lemme uh, I mean yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Even though- even though- Even though those people be born- can be born that way, some people can be changed. I mean, that's what I heard, and uh, you know, I'm definitely not going to change. So you know- if anything- If anything I'm definitely born straight, you know, you hear on like Family Guy you know for gals it's a choice. For women it's a choice. 
'''Trap:''' Oh, to your left (referring to the placement of the chat window in Mumble). 
'''Chris:''' Being a homo. Alright. I'm straight so I will not be changed. Alright so anyway I'm gonna get something to eat so I'll come back later. Y'all take care. 
[''Chris signs off, trolls converse among selves''] 
'''GeckoMantis:''' I got most of that recorded- I got all of that recorded for when I returned back. 
[''Typing''] 
'''GeckoMantis:''' I just sent him a message, from uh, in my, from Skype saying "This is GeckoMatis from the Mumble, add me as your friend. Also I'm logged in as GeckoMantis now. 
[''Trolls conversing''] 
'''GeckoMantis:''' Should I stop recording? 

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==Links==
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Niggos

2019-02-18T19:49:24Z

SonBreezie:

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{{Quote|Sit, Spin and Shut the Fuck Up, NIGGER!!! [[Chris and remorse|And I WILL call you That RIGHT IN YOUR FACE!!!]]|[[Chris]], [[March 2010]]}}

Chris demonstrates many instances of intolerance and [[racism]], both intentional and unintentional. His racism probably comes from several sources: [[Bob Chandler|his parental upbringing]], [[Chris's room|his isolated formative years]], [[television]], [[naïve|naïveté]], and [[Chris and his Ego|complete ignorance of everything that isn't him]]. '''Black people''', in particular, are a common target for his xenophobia. It has been widely speculated that Chris's least favorite DC Comics character is Cyborg, as Cyborg is black.

==Etymology of "Niggos"==
{{protip|Chris only ever used the word "niggos" once. He has said "nigger" more than once, though.}}

'''Niggos''' is one of [[Chris]]'s many minced oaths, this one meant to refer to black people. His only known use of the term was in the [[Julie Reveals Herself|3 March 2009 chat]], where [[BlueSpike]] coerced him into saying "''[[BILLY MAYS]] is the new mayor of [[CWCville]], and Christian Chandler will be thrown in CWCville jail, where he will be raped by a bunch of niggers.''" Chris repeated the line as ordered, but (being retarded as usual) ignored his instructions and attempted to outsmart BlueSpike by saying "niggos" instead of the dreaded N-word. Yes, out of all the things Chris could have done, like...

* Refuse to say the N-word,
* Literally say "N-word",
* Say something else like "blacks" or "African-Americans",
* Leave race out of the matter entirely by saying "criminals" or "prisoners",
* Bleep himself out, or
* End the conversation and simply not be a retard,

He chose to coin a dumb ''and'' offensive term which, as if to add insult to injury, sounds like a lame brand of cereal. It should be noted that Chris's creativity was completely in vain. BlueSpike pointed out Chris's stupidity, and our autistic hero had to spell out "nigger" properly several times. He even got the hang of it, and started singing "[[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There|Don't Trust Them New Niggers Over There]]" on his own will until BlueSpike cussed him out for it. Chris has done this more than once before.<ref>[[Mumble 7#Summary|"Mumble #7"]]</ref><ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5#Summary|"BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5"]]</ref> So much for respecting the minorities.

Chris has never again used the word "niggo" and probably doesn't even remember the whole incident. Nonetheless, "niggo" is still considered a [[CWC-ism]], and is classified as a CWC-neologism.

However, in a video posted on his [[YouTube]] channel on 17 [[March 2010]], Chris finally dropped the [[100 2151.MOV|N-bomb]], making him go from an accidental racist to an official one. The [[Surfshack Tito E-mails|Surfshack Tito e-mails]], released shortly afterward, featured further use of the slur, suggesting that Chris has entirely gotten over the resistance he showed in his conversation with BlueSpike. His use of the slur led directly to the vandalization of the [[CWCipedia]] by opening it up to public editing. Chris being Chris, he failed to connect the two events.
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=="[[Evan|No Darkies]]"==
{{protip|Chris has never said or written "No darkies," nor has he ever used the word "darkie."}}

[[File:Nodarkies.JPG|thumb|Chris approved of this pic, and said he liked it.<ref>[[:File:Chrisreply1evan.png]]</ref>]]

Chris has been widely considered to be racist against black people since it was learned that his highly specific criteria for a [[sweetheart]] includes whiteness and specifically excludes blackness.<ref>[[Attraction Sign]]</ref><ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009|"Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009"]]</ref> Chris tells this not only to trolls, but to black [[boyfriend-free girls]] in real life, that they do not "meet his standard criteria for a female companion." To their faces.<ref>[[Autism papers|Chris's Psychiatric Examination]]</ref> Trolls quickly coined the phrase "No darkies" as a quick summary of Chris's criteria for a Boyfriend free girl, much to his chagrin. This is essentially accurate; for example, on Chris's profile at [[The Hook Cafe|''The HooK'' Café]] he says that "[[Tobacky|smokers]], [[obesity|overweights]], blacks, and [[Chris and hypocrisy|liars]] need not apply."

Some may ask whether or not excluding "darkies" from the list of Chris's potential [[Sweetheart|heartsweets]] is actually an act of racism and discrimination against black women. Whatever the case, ''white'' women are also victims, as they are specifically selected as the manchild's targets of stalking and harassment. Chris also has stated that he doesn't hate men who have black girlfriends, and doesn't consider them [[JERKS]], so Chris may think it'll increase his chances of finding a white boyfriend-free girl.

Chris's stated reason for not being interested in black women is that his dream-prophecy of [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]] shows her to be white, which means her mother must be white as well. However, a hole was punched in this defense when Chris's [[Dating profiles|dating site profiles]] made it clear that while all he wanted was sex, black women were still personae non grata. This justification for his blatant racism was further proven to be a lie when he was specifically asked to describe all the races he would date and he answered, "all but black."<ref>[[IRC (17 December 2008)]]</ref>

==Niggos in Chris's life==
[[Image:0242-CWC&VarsityBBallTeam97Color.jpg|thumb|left|Watch your back pocket, Chris!]]
[[File:Difficult time lady.jpg|thumb|300px|The "damn old bitchy, black woman."]]
[[File:Pokemon club chris.jpeg|thumb|A rare encounter with a niggo at [[The End Games]]]]
There were some teenaged black kids who frequented [[The GAMe PLACe]]. Chris picked on them and acted like they wanted to steal from him, hiding his stuff when they were nearby.<ref>[[Mimms]]' [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/pvcc/viewtopic.php?p=16855#p16855 post] on [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC]]</ref> The official reason Chris got banned permanently from The GAMe PLACe was getting into a shouting match with one of these children.

Chris also once argued with a huge black guy named TJ while playing [[Yu-Gi-Oh]]. When they started talking about how Chris would never get laid, Chris yelled, "I'm going to smack your effing face down!" As TJ stood up like he was going to beat Chris's ass, Chris shrunk and whimpered "I mean your face down monster...."<ref>[[Mimms]]' [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/pvcc/viewtopic.php?p=17281#p17281 post] on [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC]]</ref>

When Chris talked on the phone to [[Jackie]]'s boyfriend [[Lars]], he tried to bridge the gap between their different races by speaking in Ebonics, including referring to himself as a "nigga" (although ''not'' as a "niggo") and making statements like, "I enjoy the TV shows I get from the, from the black man, including [[Wikipedia:The Jeffersons|''The Jeffersons'']], and [[Wikipedia:Bill Cosby|Bill Cosby]], and [[Wikipedia:Sanford and Son|''Sanford and Son'']], all a' them."<ref>[[Lars Call]]</ref>

On 27 [[June 2012]], Chris posted in [[Facebook]] a photo of a black woman at McDonald's who he said discriminated against him, and demanded people not go there, and if they do to "throw newspaper in the damn old bitchy, black woman's face!!!"

In 2014, when Chris was infatuated with [[Catherine]], he had a romantic rival by the name of [[Colin]]. Needless to say, Chris's intolerance towards niggos hadn't changed over the years, as he sent a message describing the light shining off of Colin's head in a photo as "poo light."

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==In the comic==
In ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'', virtually all black characters are depicted as criminals, villains, or undesirables. The ones that aren't so lucky are treated like crap by the other characters or used in race-related jokes.

===[[B-Manajerk]]===
A '''villain''' based off a real life encounter. The B most likely stands for Black; the name was coined so that Chris could distinguish him from other [[Manajerks]]. This is quite similar to the way American black superheroes were named in the 1950-60s. He is a cousin of the [[Jerkhief]], because obviously dem black peoples must know each other or be related.

===[[Barack Obama]]===
A cameo for the sake of '''a race-related joke'''. [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] told Chris a racist joke about then-senator Obama, which Chris [[autism|believed as being a real rumor]], and illustrated within the pages of [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]. Oh, and just in case you didn't think Chris was racist enough, he also drew Obama wearing a strange exotic dress and headgear, which probably was meant to imply that he is a [[Twin Falling Towers|Muslim]], just because his middle name is "Hussein." Chris removed the joke after Obama won the election, but he probably only did that because he respects Obama now.

[[Image:Nigrachu.jpg|thumb|And he's black and he's black.]]

===[[Blake|Black Sonichu/Blachu/Blake]]===
A '''villain''' turned positive-aligned "bad boy". Black Sonichu/Blachu (whose name was later [[retconned|changed]] to Blake) was originally a villain, but switched sides because he's a recolor of [[Shadow the Hedgehog]]. Note that Chris doesn't give him a creative name, like Shadow, but thinks that noting his "blackness" would be enough (see B-Manajerk). Black Sonichu's story is quite stereotypical. He is brought into the CWCverse against his will, and the white [[Reldnahc]] quickly states that he is Blachu's master. Blachu then proceeds to steal a pink woman ([[Rosechu]]) and later a [[Legendary Master Sunstone|precious stone]] under his instruction. Black Sonichu, compared to his yellow original, is considered inferior, and is all brawn and aggression while unable to defend properly. Before his name change, several characters made several ambiguous remarks when referring to him which could be interpreted as racist. For example, [[Wild]] remarks, "I was following this black guy on a board." To Chris's credit, Blake eventually becomes a positive character, and even scores an interracial relationship with [[Bubbles Rosechu]]. Still, the couple is forced to hide that fact from the intolerant society of [[CWCville]], and other characters do nothing to stop this travesty. Both Blake and Chris showed their true colors (no pun intended) in [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]]: when approached by a [[Inos|stereotypical Rastafari man]] who wished him a happy Kwanzaa, Blake was outright offended to be equated with black people. In the six-year hiatus of ''Sonichu'' comics, Chris' sensitivity has not improved.

===[[CADD Chef]]===
A '''villain''' based on Christian's actual [[CADD|Computer-Aided Drafting and Design]] teacher, Dr. Kene Meniru, at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]. Dr. Meniru gave Chris an F in real life (probably for Chris's "[[Chris_and_English#Spelling|geinus]]" building designs) and is portrayed as a [[JERKS|jerk]] who always complains about the buildings in CWCville. Given how bad Chris is at [[Chris and art|drawing]], the CADD Chef's comments are perfectly understandable. Note that Chris thought it was more important that Dr. Meniru was black than that he was a teacher, and decided to portray him as possibly the only [[South_Park|black cartoon character he was familiar with]], even though that character had no other similarity to Dr. Meniru than the color of his skin.

===[[Silvana]]===
A '''villain''', psychic Rosechu who was trained by [[Count Graduon]] on [[Moon|the Moon]]. Graduon also gave her a [[pickle|dick]]. In [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], she raped and poisoned [[Blake]] while disguised as Bubbles, and planned to do the same to [[Bubbles]] while disguised as Blake. In [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], however, [[Magi-Chan]] spoiled that Silvana would lose her male genitalia and fall in love with him. The [[CWCipedia]] confirmed this.

===Minor(ity) Characters===
*[[Florance Fisher]] - A girl whose sole purpose in the comic is to be rejected by Reginald.
*[[Jerkhief]] - The Big Cheese of the Jerkops. Apparently, not every black person in the story has to be a racist caricature.
*[[Inos]] - A homeless, intoxicated, diseased, drug-pushing, expectorating Jamaican with filthy dreadlocks.
*[[Constables Gerald Grant and Louis Perez|Constable Louis Perez]] - A police officer who talks entirely in stereotypical "black slang."
*PHI Spring Break reporter ([[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]) - despite only appearing in one panel, Chris manages to make her into a stereotype, addressing the audience as "Sistas and brothas."
*[[Jerkop|Jerkops]] at CWCville Forest - In [[Sonichu 9#Episode 20: CWC-Defense|episode 20]], [[Wild]] and [[Simonla]] are attacked at the CWCville Forest by a large group of jerkops, many of whom are black.<ref>''[[Sonichu 9]]'', pp. [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_47 47]-[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_49 49].</ref>

==See also==
* [[Chris and race]]
* "[[Chris Drops the N-Bomb]]"
* [[Homos]]
* [[Man in the Pickle Suit]]
* [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]]
* [[Song for Jackie.MOV|"Song for Jackie.MOV"]] - Chris's infamous blackface video.
* [[Lars Is Jivin'.MP4|"Lars Is Jivin'.MP4"]] - Chris in all his thugnificence.

== Sources ==
<references/>

{{CWC-isms}}

[[Category:CWC-isms]]
[[Category:People]]

Niggos

2019-02-18T19:49:12Z

SonBreezie:

{{Honest}}
{{Quote|Sit, Spin and Shut the Fuck Up, NIGGER!!! [[Chris and remorse|And I WILL call you That RIGHT IN YOUR FACE!!!]]|[[Chris]], [[March 2010]]}}

Chris demonstrates many instances of intolerance and [[racism]], both intentional and unintentional. His racism probably comes from several sources: [[Bob Chandler|his parental upbringing]], [[Chris's room|his isolated formative years]], [[television]], [[naïve|naïveté]], and [[Chris and his Ego|complete ignorance of everything that isn't him]]. '''Black people''', in particular, are a common target for his xenophobia. It has been widely speculated that Chris's least favorite [[DC Comics]] character is Cyborg, as Cyborg is black.

==Etymology of "Niggos"==
{{protip|Chris only ever used the word "niggos" once. He has said "nigger" more than once, though.}}

'''Niggos''' is one of [[Chris]]'s many minced oaths, this one meant to refer to black people. His only known use of the term was in the [[Julie Reveals Herself|3 March 2009 chat]], where [[BlueSpike]] coerced him into saying "''[[BILLY MAYS]] is the new mayor of [[CWCville]], and Christian Chandler will be thrown in CWCville jail, where he will be raped by a bunch of niggers.''" Chris repeated the line as ordered, but (being retarded as usual) ignored his instructions and attempted to outsmart BlueSpike by saying "niggos" instead of the dreaded N-word. Yes, out of all the things Chris could have done, like...

* Refuse to say the N-word,
* Literally say "N-word",
* Say something else like "blacks" or "African-Americans",
* Leave race out of the matter entirely by saying "criminals" or "prisoners",
* Bleep himself out, or
* End the conversation and simply not be a retard,

He chose to coin a dumb ''and'' offensive term which, as if to add insult to injury, sounds like a lame brand of cereal. It should be noted that Chris's creativity was completely in vain. BlueSpike pointed out Chris's stupidity, and our autistic hero had to spell out "nigger" properly several times. He even got the hang of it, and started singing "[[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There|Don't Trust Them New Niggers Over There]]" on his own will until BlueSpike cussed him out for it. Chris has done this more than once before.<ref>[[Mumble 7#Summary|"Mumble #7"]]</ref><ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5#Summary|"BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5"]]</ref> So much for respecting the minorities.

Chris has never again used the word "niggo" and probably doesn't even remember the whole incident. Nonetheless, "niggo" is still considered a [[CWC-ism]], and is classified as a CWC-neologism.

However, in a video posted on his [[YouTube]] channel on 17 [[March 2010]], Chris finally dropped the [[100 2151.MOV|N-bomb]], making him go from an accidental racist to an official one. The [[Surfshack Tito E-mails|Surfshack Tito e-mails]], released shortly afterward, featured further use of the slur, suggesting that Chris has entirely gotten over the resistance he showed in his conversation with BlueSpike. His use of the slur led directly to the vandalization of the [[CWCipedia]] by opening it up to public editing. Chris being Chris, he failed to connect the two events.
{{clear}}

=="[[Evan|No Darkies]]"==
{{protip|Chris has never said or written "No darkies," nor has he ever used the word "darkie."}}

[[File:Nodarkies.JPG|thumb|Chris approved of this pic, and said he liked it.<ref>[[:File:Chrisreply1evan.png]]</ref>]]

Chris has been widely considered to be racist against black people since it was learned that his highly specific criteria for a [[sweetheart]] includes whiteness and specifically excludes blackness.<ref>[[Attraction Sign]]</ref><ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009|"Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009"]]</ref> Chris tells this not only to trolls, but to black [[boyfriend-free girls]] in real life, that they do not "meet his standard criteria for a female companion." To their faces.<ref>[[Autism papers|Chris's Psychiatric Examination]]</ref> Trolls quickly coined the phrase "No darkies" as a quick summary of Chris's criteria for a Boyfriend free girl, much to his chagrin. This is essentially accurate; for example, on Chris's profile at [[The Hook Cafe|''The HooK'' Café]] he says that "[[Tobacky|smokers]], [[obesity|overweights]], blacks, and [[Chris and hypocrisy|liars]] need not apply."

Some may ask whether or not excluding "darkies" from the list of Chris's potential [[Sweetheart|heartsweets]] is actually an act of racism and discrimination against black women. Whatever the case, ''white'' women are also victims, as they are specifically selected as the manchild's targets of stalking and harassment. Chris also has stated that he doesn't hate men who have black girlfriends, and doesn't consider them [[JERKS]], so Chris may think it'll increase his chances of finding a white boyfriend-free girl.

Chris's stated reason for not being interested in black women is that his dream-prophecy of [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]] shows her to be white, which means her mother must be white as well. However, a hole was punched in this defense when Chris's [[Dating profiles|dating site profiles]] made it clear that while all he wanted was sex, black women were still personae non grata. This justification for his blatant racism was further proven to be a lie when he was specifically asked to describe all the races he would date and he answered, "all but black."<ref>[[IRC (17 December 2008)]]</ref>

==Niggos in Chris's life==
[[Image:0242-CWC&VarsityBBallTeam97Color.jpg|thumb|left|Watch your back pocket, Chris!]]
[[File:Difficult time lady.jpg|thumb|300px|The "damn old bitchy, black woman."]]
[[File:Pokemon club chris.jpeg|thumb|A rare encounter with a niggo at [[The End Games]]]]
There were some teenaged black kids who frequented [[The GAMe PLACe]]. Chris picked on them and acted like they wanted to steal from him, hiding his stuff when they were nearby.<ref>[[Mimms]]' [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/pvcc/viewtopic.php?p=16855#p16855 post] on [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC]]</ref> The official reason Chris got banned permanently from The GAMe PLACe was getting into a shouting match with one of these children.

Chris also once argued with a huge black guy named TJ while playing [[Yu-Gi-Oh]]. When they started talking about how Chris would never get laid, Chris yelled, "I'm going to smack your effing face down!" As TJ stood up like he was going to beat Chris's ass, Chris shrunk and whimpered "I mean your face down monster...."<ref>[[Mimms]]' [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/pvcc/viewtopic.php?p=17281#p17281 post] on [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC]]</ref>

When Chris talked on the phone to [[Jackie]]'s boyfriend [[Lars]], he tried to bridge the gap between their different races by speaking in Ebonics, including referring to himself as a "nigga" (although ''not'' as a "niggo") and making statements like, "I enjoy the TV shows I get from the, from the black man, including [[Wikipedia:The Jeffersons|''The Jeffersons'']], and [[Wikipedia:Bill Cosby|Bill Cosby]], and [[Wikipedia:Sanford and Son|''Sanford and Son'']], all a' them."<ref>[[Lars Call]]</ref>

On 27 [[June 2012]], Chris posted in [[Facebook]] a photo of a black woman at McDonald's who he said discriminated against him, and demanded people not go there, and if they do to "throw newspaper in the damn old bitchy, black woman's face!!!"

In 2014, when Chris was infatuated with [[Catherine]], he had a romantic rival by the name of [[Colin]]. Needless to say, Chris's intolerance towards niggos hadn't changed over the years, as he sent a message describing the light shining off of Colin's head in a photo as "poo light."

{{clear}}

==In the comic==
In ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'', virtually all black characters are depicted as criminals, villains, or undesirables. The ones that aren't so lucky are treated like crap by the other characters or used in race-related jokes.

===[[B-Manajerk]]===
A '''villain''' based off a real life encounter. The B most likely stands for Black; the name was coined so that Chris could distinguish him from other [[Manajerks]]. This is quite similar to the way American black superheroes were named in the 1950-60s. He is a cousin of the [[Jerkhief]], because obviously dem black peoples must know each other or be related.

===[[Barack Obama]]===
A cameo for the sake of '''a race-related joke'''. [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] told Chris a racist joke about then-senator Obama, which Chris [[autism|believed as being a real rumor]], and illustrated within the pages of [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]. Oh, and just in case you didn't think Chris was racist enough, he also drew Obama wearing a strange exotic dress and headgear, which probably was meant to imply that he is a [[Twin Falling Towers|Muslim]], just because his middle name is "Hussein." Chris removed the joke after Obama won the election, but he probably only did that because he respects Obama now.

[[Image:Nigrachu.jpg|thumb|And he's black and he's black.]]

===[[Blake|Black Sonichu/Blachu/Blake]]===
A '''villain''' turned positive-aligned "bad boy". Black Sonichu/Blachu (whose name was later [[retconned|changed]] to Blake) was originally a villain, but switched sides because he's a recolor of [[Shadow the Hedgehog]]. Note that Chris doesn't give him a creative name, like Shadow, but thinks that noting his "blackness" would be enough (see B-Manajerk). Black Sonichu's story is quite stereotypical. He is brought into the CWCverse against his will, and the white [[Reldnahc]] quickly states that he is Blachu's master. Blachu then proceeds to steal a pink woman ([[Rosechu]]) and later a [[Legendary Master Sunstone|precious stone]] under his instruction. Black Sonichu, compared to his yellow original, is considered inferior, and is all brawn and aggression while unable to defend properly. Before his name change, several characters made several ambiguous remarks when referring to him which could be interpreted as racist. For example, [[Wild]] remarks, "I was following this black guy on a board." To Chris's credit, Blake eventually becomes a positive character, and even scores an interracial relationship with [[Bubbles Rosechu]]. Still, the couple is forced to hide that fact from the intolerant society of [[CWCville]], and other characters do nothing to stop this travesty. Both Blake and Chris showed their true colors (no pun intended) in [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]]: when approached by a [[Inos|stereotypical Rastafari man]] who wished him a happy Kwanzaa, Blake was outright offended to be equated with black people. In the six-year hiatus of ''Sonichu'' comics, Chris' sensitivity has not improved.

===[[CADD Chef]]===
A '''villain''' based on Christian's actual [[CADD|Computer-Aided Drafting and Design]] teacher, Dr. Kene Meniru, at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]. Dr. Meniru gave Chris an F in real life (probably for Chris's "[[Chris_and_English#Spelling|geinus]]" building designs) and is portrayed as a [[JERKS|jerk]] who always complains about the buildings in CWCville. Given how bad Chris is at [[Chris and art|drawing]], the CADD Chef's comments are perfectly understandable. Note that Chris thought it was more important that Dr. Meniru was black than that he was a teacher, and decided to portray him as possibly the only [[South_Park|black cartoon character he was familiar with]], even though that character had no other similarity to Dr. Meniru than the color of his skin.

===[[Silvana]]===
A '''villain''', psychic Rosechu who was trained by [[Count Graduon]] on [[Moon|the Moon]]. Graduon also gave her a [[pickle|dick]]. In [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], she raped and poisoned [[Blake]] while disguised as Bubbles, and planned to do the same to [[Bubbles]] while disguised as Blake. In [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], however, [[Magi-Chan]] spoiled that Silvana would lose her male genitalia and fall in love with him. The [[CWCipedia]] confirmed this.

===Minor(ity) Characters===
*[[Florance Fisher]] - A girl whose sole purpose in the comic is to be rejected by Reginald.
*[[Jerkhief]] - The Big Cheese of the Jerkops. Apparently, not every black person in the story has to be a racist caricature.
*[[Inos]] - A homeless, intoxicated, diseased, drug-pushing, expectorating Jamaican with filthy dreadlocks.
*[[Constables Gerald Grant and Louis Perez|Constable Louis Perez]] - A police officer who talks entirely in stereotypical "black slang."
*PHI Spring Break reporter ([[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]) - despite only appearing in one panel, Chris manages to make her into a stereotype, addressing the audience as "Sistas and brothas."
*[[Jerkop|Jerkops]] at CWCville Forest - In [[Sonichu 9#Episode 20: CWC-Defense|episode 20]], [[Wild]] and [[Simonla]] are attacked at the CWCville Forest by a large group of jerkops, many of whom are black.<ref>''[[Sonichu 9]]'', pp. [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_47 47]-[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_49 49].</ref>

==See also==
* [[Chris and race]]
* "[[Chris Drops the N-Bomb]]"
* [[Homos]]
* [[Man in the Pickle Suit]]
* [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]]
* [[Song for Jackie.MOV|"Song for Jackie.MOV"]] - Chris's infamous blackface video.
* [[Lars Is Jivin'.MP4|"Lars Is Jivin'.MP4"]] - Chris in all his thugnificence.

== Sources ==
<references/>

{{CWC-isms}}

[[Category:CWC-isms]]
[[Category:People]]

Niggos

2019-02-18T19:46:39Z

SonBreezie:

{{Honest}}
{{Quote|Sit, Spin and Shut the Fuck Up, NIGGER!!! [[Chris and remorse|And I WILL call you That RIGHT IN YOUR FACE!!!]]|[[Chris]], [[March 2010]]}}

Chris demonstrates many instances of intolerance and [[racism]], both intentional and unintentional. His racism probably comes from several sources: [[Bob Chandler|his parental upbringing]], [[Chris's room|his isolated formative years]], [[television]], [[naïve|naïveté]], and [[Chris and his Ego|complete ignorance of everything that isn't him]]. '''Black people''', in particular, are a common target for his xenophobia.

==Etymology of "Niggos"==
{{protip|Chris only ever used the word "niggos" once. He has said "nigger" more than once, though.}}

'''Niggos''' is one of [[Chris]]'s many minced oaths, this one meant to refer to black people. His only known use of the term was in the [[Julie Reveals Herself|3 March 2009 chat]], where [[BlueSpike]] coerced him into saying "''[[BILLY MAYS]] is the new mayor of [[CWCville]], and Christian Chandler will be thrown in CWCville jail, where he will be raped by a bunch of niggers.''" Chris repeated the line as ordered, but (being retarded as usual) ignored his instructions and attempted to outsmart BlueSpike by saying "niggos" instead of the dreaded N-word. Yes, out of all the things Chris could have done, like...

* Refuse to say the N-word,
* Literally say "N-word",
* Say something else like "blacks" or "African-Americans",
* Leave race out of the matter entirely by saying "criminals" or "prisoners",
* Bleep himself out, or
* End the conversation and simply not be a retard,

He chose to coin a dumb ''and'' offensive term which, as if to add insult to injury, sounds like a lame brand of cereal. It should be noted that Chris's creativity was completely in vain. BlueSpike pointed out Chris's stupidity, and our autistic hero had to spell out "nigger" properly several times. He even got the hang of it, and started singing "[[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There|Don't Trust Them New Niggers Over There]]" on his own will until BlueSpike cussed him out for it. Chris has done this more than once before.<ref>[[Mumble 7#Summary|"Mumble #7"]]</ref><ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5#Summary|"BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5"]]</ref> So much for respecting the minorities.

Chris has never again used the word "niggo" and probably doesn't even remember the whole incident. Nonetheless, "niggo" is still considered a [[CWC-ism]], and is classified as a CWC-neologism.

However, in a video posted on his [[YouTube]] channel on 17 [[March 2010]], Chris finally dropped the [[100 2151.MOV|N-bomb]], making him go from an accidental racist to an official one. The [[Surfshack Tito E-mails|Surfshack Tito e-mails]], released shortly afterward, featured further use of the slur, suggesting that Chris has entirely gotten over the resistance he showed in his conversation with BlueSpike. His use of the slur led directly to the vandalization of the [[CWCipedia]] by opening it up to public editing. Chris being Chris, he failed to connect the two events.
{{clear}}

=="[[Evan|No Darkies]]"==
{{protip|Chris has never said or written "No darkies," nor has he ever used the word "darkie."}}

[[File:Nodarkies.JPG|thumb|Chris approved of this pic, and said he liked it.<ref>[[:File:Chrisreply1evan.png]]</ref>]]

Chris has been widely considered to be racist against black people since it was learned that his highly specific criteria for a [[sweetheart]] includes whiteness and specifically excludes blackness.<ref>[[Attraction Sign]]</ref><ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009|"Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009"]]</ref> Chris tells this not only to trolls, but to black [[boyfriend-free girls]] in real life, that they do not "meet his standard criteria for a female companion." To their faces.<ref>[[Autism papers|Chris's Psychiatric Examination]]</ref> Trolls quickly coined the phrase "No darkies" as a quick summary of Chris's criteria for a Boyfriend free girl, much to his chagrin. This is essentially accurate; for example, on Chris's profile at [[The Hook Cafe|''The HooK'' Café]] he says that "[[Tobacky|smokers]], [[obesity|overweights]], blacks, and [[Chris and hypocrisy|liars]] need not apply."

Some may ask whether or not excluding "darkies" from the list of Chris's potential [[Sweetheart|heartsweets]] is actually an act of racism and discrimination against black women. Whatever the case, ''white'' women are also victims, as they are specifically selected as the manchild's targets of stalking and harassment. Chris also has stated that he doesn't hate men who have black girlfriends, and doesn't consider them [[JERKS]], so Chris may think it'll increase his chances of finding a white boyfriend-free girl.

Chris's stated reason for not being interested in black women is that his dream-prophecy of [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]] shows her to be white, which means her mother must be white as well. However, a hole was punched in this defense when Chris's [[Dating profiles|dating site profiles]] made it clear that while all he wanted was sex, black women were still personae non grata. This justification for his blatant racism was further proven to be a lie when he was specifically asked to describe all the races he would date and he answered, "all but black."<ref>[[IRC (17 December 2008)]]</ref>

==Niggos in Chris's life==
[[Image:0242-CWC&VarsityBBallTeam97Color.jpg|thumb|left|Watch your back pocket, Chris!]]
[[File:Difficult time lady.jpg|thumb|300px|The "damn old bitchy, black woman."]]
[[File:Pokemon club chris.jpeg|thumb|A rare encounter with a niggo at [[The End Games]]]]
There were some teenaged black kids who frequented [[The GAMe PLACe]]. Chris picked on them and acted like they wanted to steal from him, hiding his stuff when they were nearby.<ref>[[Mimms]]' [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/pvcc/viewtopic.php?p=16855#p16855 post] on [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC]]</ref> The official reason Chris got banned permanently from The GAMe PLACe was getting into a shouting match with one of these children.

Chris also once argued with a huge black guy named TJ while playing [[Yu-Gi-Oh]]. When they started talking about how Chris would never get laid, Chris yelled, "I'm going to smack your effing face down!" As TJ stood up like he was going to beat Chris's ass, Chris shrunk and whimpered "I mean your face down monster...."<ref>[[Mimms]]' [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/pvcc/viewtopic.php?p=17281#p17281 post] on [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC]]</ref>

When Chris talked on the phone to [[Jackie]]'s boyfriend [[Lars]], he tried to bridge the gap between their different races by speaking in Ebonics, including referring to himself as a "nigga" (although ''not'' as a "niggo") and making statements like, "I enjoy the TV shows I get from the, from the black man, including [[Wikipedia:The Jeffersons|''The Jeffersons'']], and [[Wikipedia:Bill Cosby|Bill Cosby]], and [[Wikipedia:Sanford and Son|''Sanford and Son'']], all a' them."<ref>[[Lars Call]]</ref>

On 27 [[June 2012]], Chris posted in [[Facebook]] a photo of a black woman at McDonald's who he said discriminated against him, and demanded people not go there, and if they do to "throw newspaper in the damn old bitchy, black woman's face!!!"

In 2014, when Chris was infatuated with [[Catherine]], he had a romantic rival by the name of [[Colin]]. Needless to say, Chris's intolerance towards niggos hadn't changed over the years, as he sent a message describing the light shining off of Colin's head in a photo as "poo light."

{{clear}}

==In the comic==
In ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'', virtually all black characters are depicted as criminals, villains, or undesirables. The ones that aren't so lucky are treated like crap by the other characters or used in race-related jokes.

===[[B-Manajerk]]===
A '''villain''' based off a real life encounter. The B most likely stands for Black; the name was coined so that Chris could distinguish him from other [[Manajerks]]. This is quite similar to the way American black superheroes were named in the 1950-60s. He is a cousin of the [[Jerkhief]], because obviously dem black peoples must know each other or be related.

===[[Barack Obama]]===
A cameo for the sake of '''a race-related joke'''. [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] told Chris a racist joke about then-senator Obama, which Chris [[autism|believed as being a real rumor]], and illustrated within the pages of [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]. Oh, and just in case you didn't think Chris was racist enough, he also drew Obama wearing a strange exotic dress and headgear, which probably was meant to imply that he is a [[Twin Falling Towers|Muslim]], just because his middle name is "Hussein." Chris removed the joke after Obama won the election, but he probably only did that because he respects Obama now.

[[Image:Nigrachu.jpg|thumb|And he's black and he's black.]]

===[[Blake|Black Sonichu/Blachu/Blake]]===
A '''villain''' turned positive-aligned "bad boy". Black Sonichu/Blachu (whose name was later [[retconned|changed]] to Blake) was originally a villain, but switched sides because he's a recolor of [[Shadow the Hedgehog]]. Note that Chris doesn't give him a creative name, like Shadow, but thinks that noting his "blackness" would be enough (see B-Manajerk). Black Sonichu's story is quite stereotypical. He is brought into the CWCverse against his will, and the white [[Reldnahc]] quickly states that he is Blachu's master. Blachu then proceeds to steal a pink woman ([[Rosechu]]) and later a [[Legendary Master Sunstone|precious stone]] under his instruction. Black Sonichu, compared to his yellow original, is considered inferior, and is all brawn and aggression while unable to defend properly. Before his name change, several characters made several ambiguous remarks when referring to him which could be interpreted as racist. For example, [[Wild]] remarks, "I was following this black guy on a board." To Chris's credit, Blake eventually becomes a positive character, and even scores an interracial relationship with [[Bubbles Rosechu]]. Still, the couple is forced to hide that fact from the intolerant society of [[CWCville]], and other characters do nothing to stop this travesty. Both Blake and Chris showed their true colors (no pun intended) in [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]]: when approached by a [[Inos|stereotypical Rastafari man]] who wished him a happy Kwanzaa, Blake was outright offended to be equated with black people. In the six-year hiatus of ''Sonichu'' comics, Chris' sensitivity has not improved.

===[[CADD Chef]]===
A '''villain''' based on Christian's actual [[CADD|Computer-Aided Drafting and Design]] teacher, Dr. Kene Meniru, at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]. Dr. Meniru gave Chris an F in real life (probably for Chris's "[[Chris_and_English#Spelling|geinus]]" building designs) and is portrayed as a [[JERKS|jerk]] who always complains about the buildings in CWCville. Given how bad Chris is at [[Chris and art|drawing]], the CADD Chef's comments are perfectly understandable. Note that Chris thought it was more important that Dr. Meniru was black than that he was a teacher, and decided to portray him as possibly the only [[South_Park|black cartoon character he was familiar with]], even though that character had no other similarity to Dr. Meniru than the color of his skin.

===[[Silvana]]===
A '''villain''', psychic Rosechu who was trained by [[Count Graduon]] on [[Moon|the Moon]]. Graduon also gave her a [[pickle|dick]]. In [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], she raped and poisoned [[Blake]] while disguised as Bubbles, and planned to do the same to [[Bubbles]] while disguised as Blake. In [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], however, [[Magi-Chan]] spoiled that Silvana would lose her male genitalia and fall in love with him. The [[CWCipedia]] confirmed this.

===Minor(ity) Characters===
*[[Florance Fisher]] - A girl whose sole purpose in the comic is to be rejected by Reginald.
*[[Jerkhief]] - The Big Cheese of the Jerkops. Apparently, not every black person in the story has to be a racist caricature.
*[[Inos]] - A homeless, intoxicated, diseased, drug-pushing, expectorating Jamaican with filthy dreadlocks.
*[[Constables Gerald Grant and Louis Perez|Constable Louis Perez]] - A police officer who talks entirely in stereotypical "black slang."
*PHI Spring Break reporter ([[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]) - despite only appearing in one panel, Chris manages to make her into a stereotype, addressing the audience as "Sistas and brothas."
*[[Jerkop|Jerkops]] at CWCville Forest - In [[Sonichu 9#Episode 20: CWC-Defense|episode 20]], [[Wild]] and [[Simonla]] are attacked at the CWCville Forest by a large group of jerkops, many of whom are black.<ref>''[[Sonichu 9]]'', pp. [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_47 47]-[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_49 49].</ref>

==See also==
* [[Chris and race|Chris and Race]]
* [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|"Chris Drops the N-Bomb"]]
* [[Homos]]
* [[Man in the Pickle Suit]]
* [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]]
* [[Song for Jackie.MOV|"Song for Jackie.MOV"]] - Chris's infamous blackface video.
* [[Lars Is Jivin'.MP4|"Lars Is Jivin'.MP4"]] - Chris in all his thugnificence.

== Sources ==
<references/>

{{CWC-isms}}

[[Category:CWC-isms]]
[[Category:People]]

User:SonBreezie

2019-02-18T19:43:19Z

SonBreezie:

User talk:SonBreezie

2019-02-18T19:38:48Z

SonBreezie: /* Drama */

Please stop with the self-promotion edits - "Many of the [[trolls]] also like Star Wars, including [[User:SonBreezie|SonBreezie]]" is spam and will result in a ban. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 03:48, 8 November 2017 (UTC)
:OK. I just attempted to e-mail Chris at his aol address. Oh crap. [[User:SonBreezie|SonBreezie]] ([[User talk:SonBreezie|talk]]) 21:41, 18 February 2018 (UTC)

== Userpage deletion ==

The [[CWCki: UPP]] states that a userpage isn't meant to "promote your personal projects outside of the CWCki," so it's been deleted. You had also given unwanted attention to another CWCki editor by complaining about that person on your userpage, which I would have edited out for instigating drama. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 10:16, 9 July 2018 (UTC)
:Okay. I'll redo it but acceptable. [[User:SonBreezie|SonBreezie]] ([[User talk:SonBreezie|talk]]) 17:56, 9 July 2018 (UTC)

== Drama ==

Hi. There seems to be some drama between you and FromtheWordsofBR. CWCki userpages aren't a good place to be airing that discussion, and it seems that BR doesn't want to engage in that discussion, anyway. Please refrain from posting about it again. Thanks. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 16:41, 10 November 2018 (UTC)
:Yeah, yeah, it's all fine now. TBH I don't care about him anymore either just wanted to say "yo sorry for what I did I'm insecure couldn't stop lying" [[User:SonBreezie|SonBreezie]] ([[User talk:SonBreezie|talk]]) 17:04, 10 November 2018 (UTC)
:And I talked about it with his friend Balty Raven elsewhere and I assume Raven told him because BR got it all wrong and I can't believe he'd fall for another of my personas... while saying he can't believe he fell for a persona of mine the first time. I'll stop disguising myself as there's a ScoopdityWhoop on Encyclopedia Dramatica who edited my page I wrote on myself which was initially neutral and based his views off me solely on this untrue rumor nobody would believe was true and old posts of mine I regret and people make fun of me for already. Besides it was so obscure why would it make ED when people actually liked it? Whatever that site's a fucking joke anyway [[User:SonBreezie|SonBreezie]] ([[User talk:SonBreezie|talk]]) 19:38, 18 February 2019 (UTC)

User talk:SonBreezie

2018-11-10T17:04:43Z

SonBreezie:

User talk:FromtheWordsofBR

2018-11-10T08:42:33Z

SonBreezie:

==Re:Brushfire Video==
I'll try to. Thanks for the info. Actually, I'm pretty sure you can make new pages by just typing in sonichu.com/cwcki/(Insert preferred title of your article here).[[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] ([[User talk:Alan Pardew|talk]]) 06:42, 15 December 2014 (UTC)

Nope. Didn't work. Got the same ol' white screen again when I type in temporarily random text (to change later) and clicked "save". --[[User:FromtheWordsofBR|FromtheWordsofBR]] ([[User talk:FromtheWordsofBR|talk]]) 21:44, 15 December 2014 (UTC)

Alrighty. I'll make the article as soon as possible. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] ([[User talk:Alan Pardew|talk]]) 08:22, 16 December 2014 (UTC)

==Re:How can you have a private conversation with one other person on this wiki?==
I don't think it's possible to PM someone on this wiki, but you can PM me over on the CWCki Forums. If you can't, I'll post my unused e-mail here. Let me know which way you prefer. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] ([[User talk:Alan Pardew|talk]]) 08:22, 16 December 2014 (UTC)

==Editing Conflicts==
I don't know if there's any practical way to avoid this, but your edits to the Fetish Vids page interrupted my own sequence of edits and caused me to have to start over. It's very annoying when this happens, but like I said, I don't know if it can be prevented, except by not tinkering with a page that's undergone a recent revision, as it might interrupt someone's work. Is there a fix I'm not aware of, other than copypasting everything into Word first? Also, I'd never heard of Richard Kuta, and he seems like a really obscure reference that no one will understand. [[User:asperhes]][[User:Asperhes|Asperhes]] ([[User talk:Asperhes|talk]]) 15:18, 26 June 2015 (UTC)

Richard Kuta (a.k.a. aknotholeresident, DigiBrushstroke and MrChipmunkMobian) is a lolcow on the internet known for his rant about Sonic's green eyes and videos "leaked" of him in diapers and acting like a baby. But I see what you mean.

* I changed "three" into 3
* I turned "Screen Caps" into "Screencaps"
* I added descriptions for the remaining videos and moved some of the links from the transcripts to that
* I deleted "Need to Re-link or Reupload Video" because there is already a template for that
* I changed "Really? This fetish?" into "Regression", then the Richard Kuta reference.

--[[User:FromtheWordsofBR|FromtheWordsofBR]] ([[User talk:FromtheWordsofBR|talk]]) 19:09, 26 June 2015 (UTC)

I'm not really complaining about your particular edits, just that when I'm in the middle of editing a page and someone else makes an edit to the same page first, the CWCki tells me that my own edits can't be saved, and a lot of my time gets wasted. I'm just suggesting that if you see that there's been a recent edit, that you refrain from tinkering with that particular page for a couple hours, in case someone else is in the middle of working with it. There are other gardens you can tend in the meantime.

I know the CWCki doesn't have a style guide, but according to The Chicago Manual of Style, numbers from 1-99 should be spelled out. I doubt this has been followed very closely, but certainly a number as small as 3 should be written as "three." --[[User:Asperhes|Asperhes]] ([[User talk:Asperhes|talk]]) 22:58, 26 June 2015 (UTC)

OK. --[[User:FromtheWordsofBR|FromtheWordsofBR]] ([[User talk:FromtheWordsofBR|talk]]) 23:17, 26 June 2015 (UTC)

==Hahaha==
You deleted my message didn't you? well good thing as I was trying to cover up Yuuki being a dumb imaginary friend of mine along with Youko as I feared something really bad would happen if I told the truth. My disturbingness comes from my insecurity and being friends with Chibiyima in my youth, who you should've banned for being disturbing too. I honestly don't care about logos. Just comics. I hope I don't have to contact you anymore. You can forgive me and it won't be hard this time as you can trust me because I'm telling the truth. You couldn't believe you actually fell for Yuuki so accepting the apology I'm making for even doing that would be greaty appreciated. TBH I didn't even know why I was doing that. Not to evade a ban I didn't even care about the sites. Just being fucking weird. I was relatively normal in December 2017 but I screwed up with that one. I wish you luck on your life, BR. Did you know I have a music career? yeah my artist name is futureウェイウ(wave) tho I bet you aren't gonna care you don't have to reply to this just delete this after you're done reading it [[User:SonBreezie|SonBreezie]] ([[User talk:SonBreezie|talk]]) 08:42, 10 November 2018 (UTC)

User:SonBreezie

2018-08-05T03:30:19Z

SonBreezie:

If you see the name Kirk Thornton anywhere on this wiki, 99% of the time it was me who added it.

I used to be like a young Chris. I've matured since then!

User talk:FromtheWordsofBR

2018-08-05T03:29:04Z

SonBreezie: /* Hello. */ new section

==Re:Brushfire Video==
I'll try to. Thanks for the info. Actually, I'm pretty sure you can make new pages by just typing in sonichu.com/cwcki/(Insert preferred title of your article here).[[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] ([[User talk:Alan Pardew|talk]]) 06:42, 15 December 2014 (UTC)

Nope. Didn't work. Got the same ol' white screen again when I type in temporarily random text (to change later) and clicked "save". --[[User:FromtheWordsofBR|FromtheWordsofBR]] ([[User talk:FromtheWordsofBR|talk]]) 21:44, 15 December 2014 (UTC)

Alrighty. I'll make the article as soon as possible. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] ([[User talk:Alan Pardew|talk]]) 08:22, 16 December 2014 (UTC)

==Re:How can you have a private conversation with one other person on this wiki?==
I don't think it's possible to PM someone on this wiki, but you can PM me over on the CWCki Forums. If you can't, I'll post my unused e-mail here. Let me know which way you prefer. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] ([[User talk:Alan Pardew|talk]]) 08:22, 16 December 2014 (UTC)

==Editing Conflicts==
I don't know if there's any practical way to avoid this, but your edits to the Fetish Vids page interrupted my own sequence of edits and caused me to have to start over. It's very annoying when this happens, but like I said, I don't know if it can be prevented, except by not tinkering with a page that's undergone a recent revision, as it might interrupt someone's work. Is there a fix I'm not aware of, other than copypasting everything into Word first? Also, I'd never heard of Richard Kuta, and he seems like a really obscure reference that no one will understand. [[User:asperhes]][[User:Asperhes|Asperhes]] ([[User talk:Asperhes|talk]]) 15:18, 26 June 2015 (UTC)

Richard Kuta (a.k.a. aknotholeresident, DigiBrushstroke and MrChipmunkMobian) is a lolcow on the internet known for his rant about Sonic's green eyes and videos "leaked" of him in diapers and acting like a baby. But I see what you mean.

* I changed "three" into 3
* I turned "Screen Caps" into "Screencaps"
* I added descriptions for the remaining videos and moved some of the links from the transcripts to that
* I deleted "Need to Re-link or Reupload Video" because there is already a template for that
* I changed "Really? This fetish?" into "Regression", then the Richard Kuta reference.

--[[User:FromtheWordsofBR|FromtheWordsofBR]] ([[User talk:FromtheWordsofBR|talk]]) 19:09, 26 June 2015 (UTC)

I'm not really complaining about your particular edits, just that when I'm in the middle of editing a page and someone else makes an edit to the same page first, the CWCki tells me that my own edits can't be saved, and a lot of my time gets wasted. I'm just suggesting that if you see that there's been a recent edit, that you refrain from tinkering with that particular page for a couple hours, in case someone else is in the middle of working with it. There are other gardens you can tend in the meantime.

I know the CWCki doesn't have a style guide, but according to The Chicago Manual of Style, numbers from 1-99 should be spelled out. I doubt this has been followed very closely, but certainly a number as small as 3 should be written as "three." --[[User:Asperhes|Asperhes]] ([[User talk:Asperhes|talk]]) 22:58, 26 June 2015 (UTC)

OK --[[User:FromtheWordsofBR|FromtheWordsofBR]] ([[User talk:FromtheWordsofBR|talk]]) 23:17, 26 June 2015 (UTC)

== Hello. ==

Hi, I'm Sonbreezie, and I saw your edit to my Encyclopedia Dramatica page, which was meant to be neutral. You're basing your view of me solely off the person I was back then. And even after I claimed I had a picture of Yuuki and cleared up everything, you still think I lied about it WHICH I DIDN'T. And since when were you on SpongeBuddy Mania around February 2016? Thank god you didn't go any further. I had a feeling you were going to, but I revised it to mention I'm notorious among Ianolivia and co. (you probably don't know who they are) and some of the Toonami faithful. BTW, I'm not in that fandom anymore. THAT was the very thing that led me to madness and spawned most of my disturbing behavior. I was already weird to begin with, but then that fandom came in and wrecked me. Thank god I quit it. You banned me and Yuuki/Kanako over our disturbing behavior from what was going to be a year ago by the time we got banned (and by the time I became a "Sonicfag" yeah nice I'm actually ONE OF THE MORE NORMAL SONIC FANS YOU'LL ENCOUNTER.) And as for spamming you on Discord, when I see people are active, I try to strike up a conversation, when they don't reply, I get worried and wait a few hours and try again. I'm just impatient. I promised to stop contacting you, and I wish that you could see both this and the message I sent you on ED and this is the final time I have to contact you, but please stop trying to turn the whole world against me over my behavior from a year ago. BTW, did you know I make vaporwave music? Yeah, I do. This is my SoundCloud. https://soundcloud.com/rocko-cyclone Trust me here. It won't be that hard. And you might hear some cool music while at it. Hopefully you'll like it. And you gotta remember - Chris is more autistic and disturbing than I am. I used to be friends with a female clone of Chris that may have had a hand in shaping my behavior you saw, but I stopped being friends with her. (She actually helped me make an understanding, but that's another long story.) I forgive you, please forgive me, and please refrain from making me look like a Kiwi Farms target, please? I've gotten over the "dumb" phase of my life which started around spring 2014 and only ended in winter 2017... [[User:SonBreezie|SonBreezie]] ([[User talk:SonBreezie|talk]]) 03:29, 5 August 2018 (UTC)

User:SonBreezie

2018-07-09T17:56:59Z

SonBreezie: Created page with "If you see the name Kirk Thornton anywhere on this wiki, 99% of the time it was me who added it."

If you see the name Kirk Thornton anywhere on this wiki, 99% of the time it was me who added it.

User talk:SonBreezie

2018-07-09T17:56:11Z

SonBreezie:

I AM STRONG

2018-05-31T19:48:57Z

SonBreezie:

"'''11012009 I AM STRONG'''" is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 1 [[November 2009]] in which he acts like he has muscles.

He also got a [[hair]]cut. [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] decided to go with the "elderly lesbian" look, as opposed to Chris's previous [[For Chris II|middle-aged manchild]] look. Also, notice Chris's profuse sweating. For his sake, we can only assume that he's trying his best to speak like a professional wrestler, even though he ends up sounding like a cross between Joel from Vinesauce's dad and Kirk Thornton.

The purpose of this video is vague, though it is likely that this video is an attempt to scare [[Clyde Cash]], whom Chris thinks is scared of flexing and talking in a funny voice.

== Video ==

{{Infobox/video
| name = I AM STRONG
| video = {{#ev:youtube|xfS2relLqac}}
| stardate = 1 [[November 2009]]
| subject = {{Power|text}}
| style ={{Smug|text}}
| saga = {{Clyde|text}}
| shirt = {{BlueLogoShirt|text}}
| previous = [[Greetings to Kacey's folks]]
| next = [[Twin Falling Towers]]
}}

{{quote|I AM THE STRONG, BUFF ONE!}}

=== Transcript ===
[[Image:Strong_Man.jpg|thumb|200px|THIS IS WHAT CHRIS ACTUALLY BELIEVES.]]
[''Chris reaches away from the camera, as "Eye of the Tiger" begins to play. For several seconds, he flexes his jelly-like arms, grunting enthusiastically. He coughs briefly from the effort before launching into his rant.'']

[''Trying to sound tough; sounds more like Kermit the Frog''] You tink you're so tough... *Ahe-Hem!* [[Clyde is Weaker than Water|You think you're so tough]]? No you are not! You are weak!

[''Chris points at the camera mockingly, in the fashion of Hulk Hogan, a gesture he repeats throughout the video.'']

Dis battle is far from-... this war is far from beyond over [[Clyde Cash|Mister Clyyyyyde]]! You got nothin'!

[''Chris holds out his fist, with the [[Amnyfest Ring]], in a menacing gesture.'']

YOU GOT NOTHIN'! You are weak and very powerless! I am the strong one! I AM STRONNNG! You back down! You... are a weakling! I AM THE STRONG, BUFF ONE! GRRRRR! ARRRRRRR!

[''Chris returns to posing and grunting until the video concludes.'']

{{-}}

==Fan Videos==

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Strong Man Chris Chan
| video = {{#ev:youtube|zUiNCXnw218}}
| maker = Apples and Grapes for dinner
| stardate = 15 [[May 2015]]}}

==External links==
*<s>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcSV3GMNxBA I AM STRONG MAN], a prophetic fan music video from two days earlier (based on [[10112009]] and [[10122009]])</s> (dead link)

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Greetings to Kacey's folks]]|nextlink=[[Twin Falling Towers]]|}}
{{Troll Videos}}
{{Power videos}}
{{Clyde Saga}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
[[Category: Chris-chan videos, November 2009| 2009-11-01]]
[[Category: Clyde Cash Saga videos| 2009-11-01]]

Donald Duck impersonation

2018-05-30T22:58:25Z

SonBreezie:

[[Image:Chris Donald.jpg|thumb|What Donald Duck would probably look like had Chris's impersonation manifested.]]

{{quote|I... oh my God, I'm shaking. '''What''' was that voice? Th-, that was Hell....|[[Clyde Cash]]<ref>[[Mumble 4]]</ref>}}

[[Chris]] likes to believe that he is good at '''impersonating Donald [[Duck]]'''. His impersonation has been judged as mediocre by most and downright creepy by others. This is mostly due to the fact that Chris does not use appropriate comedic timing to introduce his voice acting. Although unlikely, some [[trolls]] maintain that when he worked at [[Wendy's]], he was actually fired for doing this impersonation. Since it might have been one of many grievances that Chris's former employers had, there might be some truth to this claim. To give you an idea of what it sounds like, imagine [[Shadow the Hedgehog|Kirk Thorton]] drunk. Then imagine a creepy grown man with a [[speech impediment]] saying Disney quotes trying to impersonate Kirk Thornton drunk.

{{quote|Break the Ice with a joke: try not to use an [[Twin Falling Towers|offensive joke]]. Or, you can do what I do, if you can, just imitate good ol’ Donald Duck. Quack! Quack!|Dating tips from the guru, ''[[Sonichu's News Dash]]''<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/SchusNews7.htm</ref>}}

This impression is an achievement of which Chris is extremely proud. He even goes so far as to mention it in casual conversation, and [[Dating education|suggests other people to use it when hitting on women]]. Apparently, in Chris's mind, chicks dig unsolicited impersonations of Disney characters. He has probably misunderstood the common practice of showing off one's talents as a means to attract attention. This might impress a ten-year-old, but will not entice [[china]].

On 23 [[August 2011]], Chris sang the song "Der Fuehrer's Face," from the famous Donald Duck short of the same name, in an attempt to mock [[Jack Thaddeus]]'s communist views.<ref>[[Re-Calling Ahuvia]]</ref> Chris, of course, thought Hitler was a [[Honor roll|communist]].

==Examples of the impersonation==
* Chris scared the shit out of [[Clyde Cash]] with the impersonation in a [[February 2009]] [[Mumble 4|Mumble chat]].
* He did it again in [[Mumble 7|another chat]] later that same month.
* ...and a [[Mumble 8|third time]], for [[Julie]] and friends.
* One of the more disturbing uses of this impersonation can be heard in the video [[CWCFlyingElephants]], made for [[Vanessa Hudgens]].
* Chris tried to impress [[Emily]] with the impersonation on their [[Emily Date Conversation Transcript|date]].
* He thought [[Kacey]] would like it in one of their [[Kacey Call 23|phone calls]].
* In an [[October 2009]] [[For Chris#IBA's video|video reply]] to [[Liquid Chris]], Solid impersonated Donald Duck to prove that he was funny.
* Chris also performs the impersonation in [[CatKnight Interview 3|his third interview with Arthur Spatchcock]], referencing claims that he scared a small child with it while working at Wendy's in the early 2000s.
* Requested by his interviewers, Chris performed the impersonation when he guest starred on the ''[[Internet Dream Lounge]]'' podcast in [[October 2017]].

==References==
<references/>

==See also==
*[[Duck]]
*[[The Creepy Stare]]
*[[Wendy's]]

[[Category:Physical characteristics]]
[[Category:Hobbies]]

Niggos

2018-05-30T21:59:43Z

SonBreezie: /* Niggos in Chris's life */

{{Honest}}
{{Quote|Sit, Spin and Shut the Fuck Up, NIGGER!!! [[Chris and remorse|And I WILL call you That RIGHT IN YOUR FACE!!!]]|[[Chris]], [[March 2010]]}}

Chris demonstrates many instances of intolerance and [[racism]], both intentional and unintentional. His racism probably comes from several sources: [[Bob Chandler|his parental upbringing]], [[Chris's room|his isolated formative years]], [[television]], [[naïve|naïveté]], and [[Chris and his Ego|complete ignorance of everything that isn't him]]. '''Black people''', in particular, are a common target for his xenophobia.

==Etymology of "Niggos"==
{{protip|Chris only ever used the word "niggos" once. He has said "nigger" more than once, though.}}

'''Niggos''' is one of [[Chris]]'s many minced oaths, this one meant to refer to black people. His only known use of the term was in the [[Julie Reveals Herself|3 March 2009 chat]], where [[BlueSpike]] coerced him into saying "''[[BILLY MAYS]] is the new mayor of [[CWCville]], and Christian Chandler will be thrown in CWCville jail, where he will be raped by a bunch of niggers.''" Chris repeated the line as ordered, but (being retarded as usual) ignored his instructions and attempted to outsmart BlueSpike by saying "niggos" instead of the dreaded N-word. Yes, out of all the things Chris could have done, like...

* Refuse to say the N-word,
* Literally say "N-word",
* Say something else like "blacks" or "African-Americans",
* Leave race out of the matter entirely by saying "criminals" or "prisoners",
* Bleep himself out, or
* End the conversation and simply not be a retard,

He chose to coin a dumb ''and'' offensive term which, as if to add insult to injury, sounds like a lame brand of cereal. It should be noted that Chris's creativity was completely in vain. BlueSpike pointed out Chris's stupidity, and our autistic hero had to spell out "nigger" properly several times. He even got the hang of it, and started singing "[[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There|Don't Trust Them New Niggers Over There]]" on his own will until BlueSpike cussed him out for it. Chris has done this more than once before.<ref>[[Mumble 7#Summary|"Mumble #7"]]</ref><ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5#Summary|"BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5"]]</ref> So much for respecting the minorities.

Chris has never again used the word "niggo" and probably doesn't even remember the whole incident. Nonetheless, "niggo" is still considered a [[CWC-ism]], and is classified as a CWC-neologism.

However, in a video posted on his [[YouTube]] channel on 17 [[March 2010]], Chris finally dropped the [[100 2151.MOV|N-bomb]], making him go from an accidental racist to an official one. The [[Surfshack Tito E-mails|Surfshack Tito e-mails]], released shortly afterward, featured further use of the slur, suggesting that Chris has entirely gotten over the resistance he showed in his conversation with BlueSpike. His use of the slur led directly to the vandalization of the [[CWCipedia]] by opening it up to public editing. Chris being Chris, he failed to connect the two events.
{{clear}}

=="[[Evan|No Darkies]]"==
{{protip|Chris has never said or written "No darkies," nor has he ever used the word "darkie."}}

[[File:Nodarkies.JPG|thumb|Chris approved of this pic, and said he liked it.<ref>[[:File:Chrisreply1evan.png]]</ref>]]

Chris has been widely considered to be racist against black people since it was learned that his highly specific criteria for a [[sweetheart]] includes whiteness and specifically excludes blackness.<ref>[[Attraction Sign]]</ref><ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009|"Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009"]]</ref> Chris tells this not only to trolls, but to black [[boyfriend-free girls]] in real life, that they do not "meet his standard criteria for a female companion." To their faces.<ref>[[Autism papers|Chris's Psychiatric Examination]]</ref> Trolls quickly coined the phrase "No darkies" as a quick summary of Chris's criteria for a Boyfriend free girl, much to his chagrin. This is essentially accurate; for example, on Chris's profile at [[The Hook Cafe|''The HooK'' Café]] he says that "[[Tobacky|smokers]], [[obesity|overweights]], blacks, and [[Chris and hypocrisy|liars]] need not apply."

Some may ask whether or not excluding "darkies" from the list of Chris's potential [[Sweetheart|heartsweets]] is actually an act of racism and discrimination against black women. Whatever the case, ''white'' women are also victims, as they are specifically selected as the manchild's targets of stalking and harassment. Chris also has stated that he doesn't hate men who have black girlfriends, and doesn't consider them [[JERKS]], so Chris may think it'll increase his chances of finding a white boyfriend-free girl.

Chris's stated reason for not being interested in black women is that his dream-prophecy of [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]] shows her to be white, which means her mother must be white as well. However, a hole was punched in this defense when Chris's [[Dating profiles|dating site profiles]] made it clear that while all he wanted was sex, black women were still personae non grata. This justification for his blatant racism was further proven to be a lie when he was specifically asked to describe all the races he would date and he answered, "all but black."<ref>[[IRC (17 December 2008)]]</ref>

==Niggos in Chris's life==
[[Image:0242-CWC&VarsityBBallTeam97Color.jpg|thumb|left|Watch your back pocket, Chris!]]
[[File:Difficult time lady.jpg|thumb|300px|The "damn old bitchy, black woman."]]
[[File:Pokemon club chris.jpeg|thumb|A rare encounter with a niggo at [[The End Games]]]]
There were some teenaged black kids who frequented [[The GAMe PLACe]]. Chris picked on them and acted like they wanted to steal from him, hiding his stuff when they were nearby.<ref>[[Mimms]]' [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/pvcc/viewtopic.php?p=16855#p16855 post] on [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC]]</ref> The official reason Chris got banned permanently from The GAMe PLACe was getting into a shouting match with one of these children.

Chris also once argued with a huge black guy named TJ while playing [[Yu-Gi-Oh]]. When they started talking about how Chris would never get laid, Chris yelled, "I'm going to smack your effing face down!" As TJ stood up like he was going to beat Chris's ass, Chris shrunk and whimpered "I mean your face down monster...."<ref>[[Mimms]]' [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/pvcc/viewtopic.php?p=17281#p17281 post] on [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC]]</ref>

When Chris talked on the phone to [[Jackie]]'s boyfriend [[Lars]], he tried to bridge the gap between their different races by speaking in Ebonics, including referring to himself as a "nigga" (although ''not'' as a "niggo") and making statements like, "I enjoy the TV shows I get from the, from the black man, including [[Wikipedia:The Jeffersons|''The Jeffersons'']], and [[Wikipedia:Bill Cosby|Bill Cosby]], and [[Wikipedia:Sanford and Son|''Sanford and Son'']], all a' them."<ref>[[Lars Call]]</ref>

On 27 [[June 2012]], Chris posted in [[Facebook]] a photo of a black woman at McDonald's who he said discriminated against him, and demanded people not go there, and if they do to "throw newspaper in the damn old bitchy, black woman's face!!!"

In 2014, when Chris was infatuated with [[Catherine]], he had a romantic rival by the name of [[Colin]]. Needless to say, Chris's intolerance towards niggos hadn't changed over the years, as he sent a message describing the light shining off of Colin's head in a photo as "poo light."

Although Chris hasn't interacted with her, one of the contestants of the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]] was a four year old black girl from New York named Martha Tyrone. She heard from a Virginia-based friend of her (Caucasian) neighbor that Chris had won and got jealous of him.
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==In the comic==
In ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'', virtually all black characters are depicted as criminals, villains, or undesirables. The ones that aren't so lucky are treated like crap by the other characters or used in race-related jokes.

===[[B-Manajerk]]===
A '''villain''' based off a real life encounter. The B most likely stands for Black; the name was coined so that Chris could distinguish him from other [[Manajerks]]. This is quite similar to the way American black superheroes were named in the 1950-60s. He is a cousin of the [[Jerkhief]], because obviously dem black peoples must know each other or be related.

===[[Barack Obama]]===
A cameo for the sake of '''a race-related joke'''. [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] told Chris a racist joke about then-senator Obama, which Chris [[autism|believed as being a real rumor]], and illustrated within the pages of [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]. Oh, and just in case you didn't think Chris was racist enough, he also drew Obama wearing a strange exotic dress and headgear, which probably was meant to imply that he is a [[Twin Falling Towers|Muslim]], just because his middle name is "Hussein." Chris removed the joke after Obama won the election, but he probably only did that because he respects Obama now.

[[Image:Nigrachu.jpg|thumb|And he's black and he's black.]]

===[[Blake|Black Sonichu/Blachu/Blake]]===
A '''villain''' turned positive-aligned "bad boy". Black Sonichu/Blachu (whose name was later [[retconned|changed]] to Blake) was originally a villain, but switched sides because he's a recolor of [[Shadow the Hedgehog]]. Note that Chris doesn't give him a creative name, like Shadow, but thinks that noting his "blackness" would be enough (see B-Manajerk). Black Sonichu's story is quite stereotypical. He is brought into the CWCverse against his will, and the white [[Reldnahc]] quickly states that he is Blachu's master. Blachu then proceeds to steal a pink woman ([[Rosechu]]) and later a [[Legendary Master Sunstone|precious stone]] under his instruction. Black Sonichu, compared to his yellow original, is considered inferior, and is all brawn and aggression while unable to defend properly. Before his name change, several characters made several ambiguous remarks when referring to him which could be interpreted as racist. For example, [[Wild]] remarks, "I was following this black guy on a board." To Chris's credit, Blake eventually becomes a positive character, and even scores an interracial relationship with [[Bubbles Rosechu]]. Still, the couple is forced to hide that fact from the intolerant society of [[CWCville]], and other characters do nothing to stop this travesty. Both Blake and Chris showed their true colors (no pun intended) in [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]]: when approached by a [[Inos|stereotypical Rastafari man]] who wished him a happy Kwanzaa, Blake was outright offended to be equated with black people. In the six-year hiatus of ''Sonichu'' comics, Chris' sensitivity has not improved.

===[[CADD Chef]]===
A '''villain''' based on Christian's actual [[CADD|Computer-Aided Drafting and Design]] teacher, Dr. Kene Meniru, at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]. Dr. Meniru gave Chris an F in real life (probably for Chris's "[[Chris_and_English#Spelling|geinus]]" building designs) and is portrayed as a [[JERKS|jerk]] who always complains about the buildings in CWCville. Given how bad Chris is at [[Chris and art|drawing]], the CADD Chef's comments are perfectly understandable. Note that Chris thought it was more important that Dr. Meniru was black than that he was a teacher, and decided to portray him as possibly the only [[South_Park|black cartoon character he was familiar with]], even though that character had no other similarity to Dr. Meniru than the color of his skin.

===[[Silvana]]===
A '''villain''', psychic Rosechu who was trained by [[Count Graduon]] on [[Moon|the Moon]]. Graduon also gave her a [[pickle|dick]]. In [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], she raped and poisoned [[Blake]] while disguised as Bubbles, and planned to do the same to [[Bubbles]] while disguised as Blake. In [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], however, [[Magi-Chan]] spoiled that Silvana would lose her male genitalia and fall in love with him. The [[CWCipedia]] confirmed this.

===Minor(ity) Characters===
*[[Florance Fisher]] - A girl whose sole purpose in the comic is to be rejected by Reginald.
*[[Jerkhief]] - The Big Cheese of the Jerkops. Apparently, not every black person in the story has to be a racist caricature.
*[[Inos]] - A homeless, intoxicated, diseased, drug-pushing, expectorating Jamaican with filthy dreadlocks.
*[[Constables Gerald Grant and Louis Perez|Constable Louis Perez]] - A police officer who talks entirely in stereotypical "black slang."
*PHI Spring Break reporter ([[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]) - despite only appearing in one panel, Chris manages to make her into a stereotype, addressing the audience as "Sistas and brothas."
*[[Jerkop|Jerkops]] at CWCville Forest - In [[Sonichu 9#Episode 20: CWC-Defense|episode 20]], [[Wild]] and [[Simonla]] are attacked at the CWCville Forest by a large group of jerkops, many of whom are black.<ref>''[[Sonichu 9]]'', pp. [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_47 47]-[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_49 49].</ref>

==See also==
* [[Chris and race|Chris and Race]]
* [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|"Chris Drops the N-Bomb"]]
* [[Homos]]
* [[Man in the Pickle Suit]]
* [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]]
* [[Song for Jackie.MOV|"Song for Jackie.MOV"]] - Chris's infamous blackface video.
* [[Lars Is Jivin'.MP4|"Lars Is Jivin'.MP4"]] - Chris in all his thugnificence.

== Sources ==
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Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes

2018-05-30T21:40:04Z

SonBreezie:

The '''Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes''' was a contest held in [[1990s#1993|1993]] to promote the first [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] cartoon, the syndicated ''[[Wikipedia:The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog|Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog]]''.

The contest's grand prize — a $1,000 [[wikipedia:KB Toys|Kay-Bee Toys]] shopping spree — was awarded to two lucky winners, one of whom happened to be [[Chris]]; the other winner of the contest was a six year old girl from California, who decided to split her prize money with her classmates instead. A [[Niggos|Martha Tyrone]] from New York claimed to have entered the contest when she was four or five and heard from a friend of her neighbor's that Chris had won; she proceeded to be jealous of him. This seminal event marks both the high point of Chris's life and the first hint of his future decline into the manchild we know and troll today. The segment below was from the ''[[Wikipedia:Dateline NBC|Dateline News]]'' program on [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]] NBC affiliate [[Wikipedia:WVIR|WVIR]], and was Chris's ''first'' televised appearance. The segment on Chris's DVD is partially seen twice, as it was repeated and re-recorded on a later edition of the same newscast.

The video shows several revealing things, namely that Chris's verbal skills and fashion sense have not improved since he was twelve. In fact, the only thing that has visibly changed is his [[Ego|sense of entitlement]].

Ever since winning the Sweepstakes, [[Chris and contests|Chris has entered several other contests]], expecting to win through the sheer power of his [[autism]].

Of the games Chris bought, only 3 are known:
*''Batman Returns'' ($49.99)
*''[[Sonic]] Spinball'' ($49.99)
*"Star Trek" (probably ''Star Trek: The Next Generation: Echoes from the Past'') ($12.99)

Chris is also seen pulling an original "[[Power Rangers]] Megazord" (est. $29.99) out of a bag at the end of the video.

==Commercial==
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==Video==
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| stardate = 26 [[1990s#1994|February 1994]]
| maker = NBC's WVVIR
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| next = [[Song of Christian#Part 1|Song of Christian]]
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=== Transcript ===

'''Anchorwoman:''' Well, we've got a little more for ya, including what Sonic the Hedgehog means to a very special [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]] boy. And the significance goes ''way'' beyond the high score and [[List of videos|videos]].

[''One clip cuts out and another begins.'']

'''Anchorwoman:''' Finally, tonight, Sonic the Hedgehog is running ''[[wild]]ly'' in [[Chris's_homes#Cloverleaf_Lakes_Apartments|the Chandler household]] this weekend. 12-year-old Christian Chandler of Charlottesville was the winner in [[monthly tugboat|a video game shopping spree]]. Christian is one of only about a hundred winners nationally to receive [[Chris and money|''$1,000'']] worth of Sega games and equipment. For his parents, it’s just another example of how well he's doing. Christian is a high-functioning autistic child. This past fall, of his own initiative, he entered a contest based on a favorite cartoon character.

'''Cashier:''' [''quiet''] $980.8...

'''Chris:''' ...I had to do was exactly...watch ''Sonic the Hedgehog''...uh, ''cartoon''...an—and [[speech impediment|risten]] to what Sonic says at the ''end'' of it…and writin' it down for [[Time Void|a whole week]]. And then, I had to mail it in, and I had to be drawn out of a hat, and I just won!

'''Anchorwoman:''' And [[Bob Chandler|Christian's father]] says it only takes a few hours for him to master an electronic game and then...''move onto another!''

'''Co-anchor:''' Unbelievable...

'''Anchorwoman:''' I can't master any of ’em! That's it for ''now'', and it’s just...comin’ up on the NBA basketball game at 5:30. It’s not 6:30; it’s 5:30. We'll see you back here at 11:00. Thanks for watching.

'''Co-anchor:''' Good night.

'''[[Niggos|Black]] Anchorman:''' Buh-bye.

[''An NBC Dateline News notice appears before the clip cuts out, making a weird "hweeur" noise, and another begins.'']

'''Anchorwoman:''' —winners nationally to receive ''$1,000'' worth of Sega video games and equipment. Christian ''is'' autistic, but he's entering the contest completely of his own accord was a sign to his parents of how well he is getting along.

'''Cashier:''' [''quiet''] $980.8...

'''Chris:''' ...I had to do was exactly...watch ''Sonic the Hedgehog''...uh, ''cartoon''...an—and risten to what Sonic says at the ''end'' of it…and writin' it down for a whole week. And then, I had to mail it in, and I had to be drawn out of a hat, and I just won!

'''Anchorwoman:''' And [[Bob Chandler|Christian's father]] says it only takes a few hours for the boy to master one of the electronic games before he moves onto another one.

==See also==
* [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]]
* [[GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes]]

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Sonic the Hedgehog

2018-03-24T23:28:51Z

SonBreezie: /* History */

{{quote|[I] looked up to Sonic the Hedgehog as my lifelong hero, because he's not only quck in the feet, but also [[Slow-in-the-minds|in the head]].|[[Christian Weston Chandler]]<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 20]]</ref>}}

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|-
! colspan="2" | ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' character
|-
| colspan="2" | [[File:Sanek.png|200px]]
|-
! colspan="2" |Sonic
|-
| '''Gender'''
| Male
|-
| '''Length'''
| 3'3" (100 cm)
|-
| '''Weight'''
| 77 lbs (35 kg)
|-
| '''Species'''
| Hedgehog
|-
|'''Arm color'''
| Blue
|}
'''Sonic the Hedgehog''' is a [[Sonic Boom Protests|blue-armed (in ''Sonic Boom'')]] fictional character that was created by [[Video games|Sega]] in order to serve as their main mascot (replacing [[Wikipedia:Alex Kidd|Alex Kidd]]), as well as to compete against [[Nintendo]]'s Mario. He is also one of the primary characters from which the much-beloved [[Sonichu (comic)|comic book]] hero [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] draws inspiration.

Chris claims that Sonic has been his "life long hero"<ref>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPv7MqvrDK0&feature=player_embedded#!</ref> since June [[1990]][''sic'']<ref>''Sonic the Hedgehog'' wasn't released until June [[1991]] - see [[Wikipedia:Sonic_the_Hedgehog_(video_game)|here]]. Interestingly, this is also a question on Chris's [[Quizzes#Sonic_the_Hedgehog_History|''Sonic the Hedgehog'' MyBuzz quiz]] which Chris assigns the right answer of June 1991.</ref>, replacing [[The Adventures of The American Rabbit|the American Rabbit]].<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#Conception_and_Creation CWCipedia article on Sonichu]</ref> Chris confirmed his loyalty to Sonic in 2014 when Sega's outrageous decision to change a non-canonical Sonic's arm color to blue forced Chris to [[Sonic Boom Protests|vandalize stores and physically injure employees]].

==History==
Chris likely first learned about Sonic from a magazine promotion of the series from late 1990, involving the basic plot of Sonic running around to defeat [[Doctor Robotnik]], who was portrayed as a [[Obesity|plump]], egotistical man (hmmm who does that sound like) who would endeavor to conquer Mobius and destroy Sonic, failing spectacularly each time. A show based on the games called [[Wikipedia:Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog|''Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog'']] was promoted via a [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|contest]], with the grand prize being a [[Chris and money|$1,000 video game shopping spree]]. Chris was one of the two winners of the shopping spree and was featured in a news story about the contest, one of the biggest moments (if not ''the'' biggest moment) in his early life, spreading its influence far and wide, from his decisions to enter contests (cf. [[GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes]], [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]], [[Harvey Birdman Commercial|''Harvey Birdman'' Commercial]], [[Pixelated PS3]]) to the eventual creation of [[Sonichu]]. Chris's loyalty was so strong that he was visibly upset when told by bullies that Sonic was dead.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 9|Jackie Chat #9]]</ref> Chris has shown little attention to the title character of Sonic's rival franchise ''Super Mario'', which is curious considering his [[Brand loyalty|militant hatred]] for the [[Hex-Box]] in favor of the [[PlayStation]].

In a [[Announcement 20160709|video]] released in July 2016, Chris indirectly acknowledges that Sonic the Hedgehog is poorly received; insisting that his original creation could "pull Sonic out of the ground”.

==Sonic Boom protests==

{{Main|Sonic Boom Protests}}

In [[June 2014]], Chris announced he was boycotting the TV and video game series ''Sonic Boom'' because of the fact that they changed the color of Sonic's arms from a flesh color to blue. Chris claims that this "U-turn" in design has caused him to "literally lose a bunch of sleep and peace of mind"{{cite}}. This was later enforced in [[October 2014|October]] when he posted two photos of himself holding up a Sonic doll with a grim face. Note that ''Sonic Boom'' is not considered canon and the color change is probably not permanent. Furthermore, the fact that Chris focuses exclusively on Sonic's blue arms instead of any of the other changes made to the character designs raises a lot of questions. It is also worth mentioning that even Chris's '''[[white knight|white knights]]''', including [[William Elliott Waterman]], criticised him for overreacting instead of defending him. The discouragement evidently only fanned the flames, however; Chris's anger towards the game only worsened and ended up getting him in deep trouble (see below).

On 17 [[November 2014]], in a post to the Facebook group ''Keep Sonic Original'', Chris revealed that his [[tard rage]] extended to getting into a dispute with several "Blue Arm Promoters" (The "security" [[jerkop|janekop]] and the [[manajerks|manajerk]]) at the [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]] [[Get-Tar Region|Target]]). The focus of Chris's debate was the "Sensory Overloading of the Blue Arms" and how the Target store should NOT stock games based on popular demand, but instead based on Chris's whims and requests. Although Chris claims that the discussion ended peacefully he still went on to encourage the people of ''Keep Sonic Original'' to help their noble cause by harassing the two janekops involved into sending the ''Sonic Boom'' stock back to the manufacturers, as if mall security had any influence over that.

Chris's rage fulminated when, on [[26 December 2014]], he went to his local [[GameStop]] (which he was [[banned]] from) to vandalise ''Sonic Boom'' store merchandise, maced a bystanding employee on his way out, and got arrested for [[Chris and the Law|breaking 3 laws]] in a single day.

==References to Chris==
===Sega Acknowledges Sonichu===
On 13 [[January 2012]], two [[Sega]] of America employees corpsed in one of their "Free Stuff Friday" videos when one talked about a Super Sonic plush they were giving away and the female called it "Sonichu?" Jump to 3:50 in the linked video.

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Chris saw the video and commented<ref>[[List of Christian's comments on Youtube#SEGA's Free Stuff Friday-January 13, 2012]]</ref>. He then filed it under a YouTube playlist titled "Trolling Stupid."

{{quotebox|I do not find that commentary funny at all. In fact, I feel pissed off to be ridiculed soo lightly.}}

===Sonic mentions Sonichu on Twitter===
On 10 [[July 2015]], the official Sonic the Hedgehog Twitter account joked about Sonichu and blarms<ref>https://twitter.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/608718532529037312</ref>.

A fan asked:
{{quoteboxred|Will I be able to play as Sonichu in Sonic Boom: Fire and Ice?}}

Sonic replied:
{{quoteboxgreen|Maybe, but only if we give Sonichu blue arms, three scarves, and ultimately just redesign him as Big the Cat.}}

A troll tried to notify Chris that Sonic was mocking him, but he believed it to be fake<ref>[[:File:Cwc dumb flake - credit to Pickle Inspector.png]]</ref>:

{{quotebox|That Is Fake, you dumb Flake.}}

Chris should have known it is not a fake, since he follows the account on Twitter.

Two later tweets also made minor mentions of Sonichu.

The first was on 9 March 2016, in which [[Dr. Eggman]] attempts to cancel getting "Big the Cat facts" on his phone by texting his favorite Sonic character, but is told that his favorite Sonic character is Sonichu.<ref>https://twitter.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/707622466391117824</ref>

The second was on 29 April 2016, where "Sonichu" is one possible name on a "What's Your Sonic Name" chart making fun of the "original characters" in the Sonic fandom.<ref>https://twitter.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/726090715885756416</ref>

===Sonic Boom pickle joke===
In ''Double Doomsday'', episode 7 of ''Sonic Boom'', Sonic orders a hamburger with no pickles and instead is served with extra pickles.

In Chris's [[FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!]] Facebook group, he posted about the pickle joke and took a "neutral" stance on it.
{{quotebox|10 December 2014

I know well I said not to talk about the show much, or post any spoilers. This time, though, I am willing to make this exception.

I have heard that in the show, Sonic ordered a sandwich with no pickles, but is served the sandwich with extra pickles. I feel neutral/indifferent about the joke. But my friend read a bit into it as a possible reference to myself, as well as a possible middle finger gesture to me from SEGA. Being Serious and Sincere, no sarcasm or jokes: what do y'all think/feel from this lame pickled vegetable joke? Answer in the comments of this post.}}

===Sonic Boom parody===
[[File:Mark as cwc - credit to John Furrman.jpeg|thumb|250px]]
Episode 57 of the ''Sonic Boom'' animated series, titled ''The Biggest Fan'', parodies the Sonic fanbase. Several references, whether intentionally or coincidentally, match with Chris-

*The fan, Mark the Tapir, is an overweight nerd with bad hair, large glasses and [[Medallions|a Sonic patch on his shirt]].
*Mark the Tapir has an awkward lack of social awareness, similar to Chris's [[autism]], and is especially reminiscent of his clingy, stalker-ish behaviour around [[Megan]] and [[Catherine]].
*At the 2:43 mark, Mark orders [[April 16 Fetish Vids#1 Fanta: Semen Flavor|orange soda]].
*At the 5:15 mark, there is a reference to [[Sonic Boom Protests|blue arms]].
*Mark attempting vehicular manslaughter on Sonic, like Chris did with Michael Synder.
*"Collectible plates" are mentioned, possibly made out of Crayola Model Magic?
*Sonic has a Tails hat placed on him at one point, making him look like he has [[Sonichu (character)|big yellow ears]].
*Mark is shown to be into writing [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|NSFW fan fiction]] of Sonic, with Sonic sarcastically mentioning [[Sonichu 8|"SonAmy! Ooh, spicy!"]].

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The episode aired on 10 December 2016. Three days later, Chris viewed the episode and saw "No resemblance" to himself in Mark<ref>[[December 2016 Facebook posts#Sonic Boom parody]]</ref>:

{{quotebox|Also, after hearing of Sonic Boom's "The Biggest Fan" episode, I found and watched it. Despite the segment on the arm colour in the portrait and the common fat, glasses, and hair on Mark the Tapir, and there was no mention or hidden cameo of Sonichu anywhere in the episode; I personally see No resemblance of myself in the Mark character. Especially in how far he took it to keep being able to be near Sonic; [[Chris and reality|I am not mental or crazy like that at all.]]}}

The episode's writers, Doug Liebilch and Bill Freiberger, responded to questions on Twitter about the episode. Liebilch said that [https://twitter.com/DougLieblich/status/808080337859293184 "He's not based on anyone specific. Just an obsessive fan character."] Freiberger also denied that Mark was based on Chris, and unlike Liebilch, he knows who Chris is, saying [https://twitter.com/BillFreiberger/status/809087510156410880 "Mark is 100% NOT based on CWC. He is a general fan type. We've done many blue arm jokes in the series. Not a clue."]

===Sonic Boom writer jokes about Sonichu===

On 10 January 2018, Alan Denton, a writer for ''Sonic Boom'', joked about Sonichu on Twitter.

{{quoteboxgreen|I love when people are inspired enough by something to write their own fan fiction. Totally support that. But (and I can't believe I have to say this...), if you then insist to the creators that your made-up story become canon, you've gone too far.<ref>https://twitter.com/AlanTheWriter/status/951193526917738496</ref>

(Whispers silently to my folder of Sonichu fanfic: "But not you. You'll all be canon one day...")<ref>https://twitter.com/AlanTheWriter/status/951193919483666432</ref>}}

Denton was a writer on the ''Double Doomsday'' and story editor on ''The Biggest Fan'' episodes of the show.

==Role in the comics==
Sonic first appears in [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]] as Super Sonic battling the [[Perfect Chaos Monster]] in [[Station Square]]. Whilst battling him, a [[Pikachu]] comes to fight Perfect Chaos and is tackled by Sonic. The power of the Chaos Emeralds mutates said Pikachu into [[Sonichu]], who then defeats Perfect Chaos.

[[Sonichu 1|In the following issue]], he crashes into Sonichu again. After recognizing each other, they team up in order to rescue [[Rosechu]] from the clutches of [[Black Sonichu]].

Other than being the catalyst for the creation of Sonichu and teaming up with him in the second issue, Sonic serves no other purpose. He disappears after issue #1, never mentioned again until [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]], where [[Robbie]] sickeningly refers to him as "Uncle Sonic".

Sonic returns in the "Clip Show" episode of ''Sonichu'' #11, where Sonichu and he discuss the past. He is shocked by the new [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Comic!Chris]], now a [[tomgirl]].

===Tails's lack of a role in the comics===
'''Miles "Tails" Prower''' is Sonic's sidekick, and has been in the franchise since [[Wikipedia:Sonic The Hedgehog 2|''Sonic the Hedgehog II'']] was released in [[1992]] for the [[Wikipedia:Sega Genesis|Sega Genesis]]. He has been featured in almost every form of ''Sonic''-related media such as cartoons, anime, and comic books. As such, many have been perplexed on why neither he nor an idiot ripoff (likely named "Prowerlo Sonichu") has had a role in ''Sonichu''. An orange character who's probably meant to be Tails can be seen in the background of a [[Scrapbook]] [[:Image:063-SonicVsSonichu.jpg|drawing of Sonic and Sonichu]] and he is also briefly featured in a fancomic [[PandaHalo]] made and Chris added to [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], but other than that neither Tails nor a recolor of him appear in the Sonichu universe.
[[Image:0860-Cwcville9.JPG|thumb|He did make a [[Lego]] version of Tails.]]
Chris has refused to include Tails in his comics, despite ripping off Knuckles and Shadow and featuring an [[Transformers|Autobot]] named "[[Prower]]". Contrary to what some believe, it is not likely Tails was omitted because of the rumors (made by [[BlueSpike|thirteen-year-olds]] on [[GameFAQs]] and Newgrounds) that Sonic and Tails were a [[homos|gay]] couple. Chris said that "I just did not feel need for a Tails-like Character in the stories. I disagree with all the rumors against Tails; if you read the [[Wikipedia:Sonic the Hedgehog (comics)|''Sonic the Hedgehog'' Comic Book Series]] from Archie Comics, Tails gets a Girlfriend."<ref>[[Mailbag_21#Why no Tails?|Mailbag #21]]</ref> He later claims that he "did not feel it appropriate for Tails to be in my comic."<ref>[[Mailbag_38#Chris is an expert matchmaker|Mailbag #38]]</ref>
Despite this, Chris ''did'' create two Tails-like [[Pokémon]] named Evails and Supreon (an evolution of the former), though they only appeared on the [[Wall of Originals]]. Tails also gets a mention in "[[Sonichu & Rosechu… The Genesis of the Lovehogs]]", a Sonichu short story which predates the comics.

[[Wild Sonichu|Wild]] might be the closest a Sonichu character has ever come to ripping off Tails. While they're nothing alike in their looks or personalities ([[Chris_and_writing#Characterization|or lack thereof]], in the case of Wild.),Wild does state in [[Sonichu 3]] that he can use his tail as a propeller, an ability also shared by Tails.

== Amy Rose ==
'''Amy Rose''' is a ''[[Sonic]]'' character created in [[1993]], making her first appearance in the game [[Wikipedia:Sonic CD|''Sonic CD'']]. She serves as the self-proclaimed love interest of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]. In fleshing out the world of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], Chris quickly ripped off the character to serve as Sonichu's girlfriend, [[Rosechu]].

[[Image:Chris-chan Traced.JPG|thumb|Yep, definitely different.]]

While Chris at least made an effort to disguise Sonichu's source material by re-colouring him, Rosechu is nearly indistinguishable from Amy Rose. Like Amy Rose, Rosechu has green eyes and pink fur, with the spines on her head arranged to resemble a bob haircut. Both wear red boots and dresses, with Rosechu's having a blue trim in a slightly different pattern to Amy's white trim. Visually, the only obvious distinction between the two is the [[Raichu]] tail Rosechu has, and the spines on the center of Amy's forehead, which Rosechu lacks. It should be noted, however, that when Chris draws Amy, he [[Chris and art|fails]] to draw the forehead spines properly, resulting in an even closer resemblance.

{{quote|MAJOR Differences between Amy and Rosie; Amy never had spikes on her back, the clothes are Different; Rosie’s Headband is White, not Red, and Rosechu has a modern girl kinda attitude, and lucky for her, Sonichu RARELY runs away from her charms. And, of course, she has her Electric-Type Attacks to boot.|Christian Weston Chandler, damning himself with [[The Sonichu Chronicles|faint praise]].}}

[[Image: Rosechu-AmyRose2.jpg|thumb|200px|right|Even Chris is bored with this sexist gabfest.]]

As Chris points out, the only real difference between Amy and Rosechu in terms of characterization is that while Amy's crush on Sonic is unreciprocated, Sonichu has been sucking face with Rosechu since the [[Sonichu 0|day they met]]. Obviously, this hardly marks a difference in their ''personality''. If anything, it says more about the differences between Sonic and Sonichu, since they respond differently to affection. Since she's already made her romantic conquest, Rosechu is free to pursue the life of a "modern girl", which apparently means [[Sonichu 8|raping people's faces]] and producing [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|terrifying amateur pornography]].

[[Image: Rosechu-AmyRose1.jpg|thumb|200px|left|Sheesh, they even think the same words.]]

As an epilogue to the Sonichu/Sonic team-up in [[Sonichu 1|''Sonichu'' #1]], Rosechu happens to meet Amy in [[CWCville Mall]]. With no hint of irony, the two remark upon how similar they are, and engage in a [[Women's rights|vapid conversation about shopping and relationships]].

== Shadow the Hedgehog ==
Introduced in [[2001]]'s [[Wikipedia:Sonic Adventure 2|''Sonic Adventure 2'']], '''Shadow the Hedgehog''' is an anti-hero version of Sonic the Hedgehog. As he quickly became a fan favorite among the ''Sonic'' family of characters and the trolls, it was only a matter of time before [[Chris]] decided to "create" another [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]].

Unlike Rosechu, who is virtually identical to Amy, [[Blake|Black Sonichu]] (later retconned to Blake) only resembles Shadow in his color scheme and tenuous allegiance to the forces of evil. While Shadow is primarily motivated by his desire to learn about his mysterious past, Black Sonichu was informed of every aspect of his creation by [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|Naitsirhc]]. Most notably, while Shadow is intended to be a dark and edgy character, Black Sonichu is basically just a punk, committing blatant mischief for very transparent motives.

While this might seem to make Black Sonichu halfway original, it really only means that he's a poor copy of Sonichu instead of a slightly less poor copy of Shadow. Blake's only real claim to individuality was that he acted like an asshole; since falling for [[Bubbles Rosechu|Bubbles]] in [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], he doesn't even have that going for him.

Shadow makes one appearance in the ''Sonichu'' canon when he shows up as a drummer for [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]], but is later replaced by [[Punchy Sonichu]]. A Shadow doll was also held by Chris in [[DivineTrial]], substituting for Clyde Cash. The same Shadow doll is in the background in [[For Julie's Eyes Only]].

==Comics==
[[File:Sth189.jpg|thumb|200px|right|More likely than not a bigger inspiration than the games series itself.]]

Sonic comics are almost as numerous as the games themselves, pumped out at a whim for a buck; they even made series specific for each region of the world. The one Chris is familiar with is the one published by Archie Comics, published in, obviously, [[United States of America|America]].

Chris has hinted at and mentioned that he is familiar with this comic series, and the layout of his comics tends to replicate the style of early Archie ''Sonic'' covers. Reldnahc's calling Chris "Prime-Chan" in the comic may be a reference to the character [[Wikipedia:List_of_Sonic_the_Hedgehog_comic_book_characters#Evil_Sonic.2FScourge_the_Hedgehog|Scourge the Hedgehog]], an evil version of Sonic from another dimension; Sonic is referred to as "Sonic Prime" when dealing with inter-dimensional storylines. Chris has also been known to trace images from an early special of the comic, "Super Sonic vs. Hyper Knuckles", for the basis of some of his fight scenes, and one of the early shorts, entitled "Sonichu 25 Years Later," takes its name from a 2004 arc called "Mobius 25 Years Later." Whether he still reads the comics now or not is unknown. He has stated that he would like ''Sonichu'' to be published by Archie Comics.<ref>[[IRC (22 December 2008)]]</ref><ref>[[Mumble 6|Mumble Chat #6]]</ref> If Chris still reads it, it will probably be a source of plagiarism and mass-debating for years to come.

Starting in [[April 2010]], [[Sony]] began releasing the Archie ''Sonic'' comics for download via the [[Playstation Network]].<ref>[http://blog.us.playstation.com/2010/04/22/playstation-comics-store-update-17/ PlayStation Comics Store Update]</ref> The likelihood that Chris has purchased them? [[Chris and money|Close to 100%.]]

==Plagiarism==
To put it bluntly, Sonichu is a [[Chris and copyright|copyright infringement.]] Chris tries to work around this fact by claiming that Sonichu is a [[parody]] of Sonic the Hedgehog, but Chris clearly does not understand what the word means, as Sonichu does not derive humor or provide commentary on the original franchise.

Though, since Ken Penders, former writer of the Archie Comics, can claim copyright on his Knuckles Ripoffs, then there's hope for Chris yet.

==Sonic Forces==

{{quote|A Lightning Bolt Tail; Long Ears; Longer down-bent Quills. Not to mention a [[Sonic Boom Protests|Tan Belly]] like Sonic|Chris's specifications for how the Sonic recolor avatar can look exactly like Sonichu.}}

[[File:Sonic Forces 1.jpg|thumb|150px|So close, yet so far.]]

On 7 November, 2017, Sonic Forces was released for PlayStation 4, Xbox One, and Nintendo Switch. Despite being in the middle of the [[Financhu Crisis]], Chris immediately ran out and purchased a copy, [[Chris and money|throwing down $39.99.]]

There are three gameplay modes included. Classic is side-scrolling, reminiscent to the original Sega Genesis games. Modern is full-on three-dimensional, like many of the games released within recent years. The third gameplay mode is Avatar, wherein the player can create their own custom Sonic character to play as.

Naturally, Chris thought his dreams of having Sonichu in a bonafide Sonic game would come true, [[IT'S DISAPPOINTING|but was disappointed that they did not include Pikachu accessories to make a copyright nightmare]]. The Sonic Twitter did make a few Sonichu jokes though; it's unknown if Chris's seen it.

Four days later, he asked his fanbase for someone to mod a more accurate Sonichu avatar for him<ref>[[November 2017 tweets#Sonic Forces mod request]]</ref>, being too lazy to do so, even though the way to unlock more customizable pieces is to just play through the game itself.

In a show of his [[ego]], Chris unlocked a [[heterochromia]] customization option, then took a photo and tweeted, "I wonder if that was inspired from me since my right eye Is green, while my left is a shade of blue, like purple: the combo of Blue and red."<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/November_2017_tweets#The_only_person_with_Heterochromia</ref> Notably, Chris declined to recognize similarities between himself and possible parodies on Sonic Boom and [[My Little Pony#Possible cameo in cartoon|My Little Pony]], although he is happy to speculate that game developers had him in mind when including heterochromia as a design option.

==Gallery==
<center>
<gallery>
Image:Modern-classic.png|Sonic with his 90's counterpart.
Image:001-Christophers1stSonic.jpg|Chris drew this in between ages 8 and 28. Notice the [[Sonic Boom Protests|blue-colored arms]].
Image:075-SonicAndSonichu.jpg|He's a street smart cop with twenty years on the force! He's a rookie straight out of academy! Together, they fight crime!
Image:063-SonicVsSonichu.jpg|Because we all like to see our favorite heroes crossover one day! [[Sonichu 1|Oh, wait!]]
Image:0065-Sonic.jpg|Sonic looking an awful lot like Chris.
Image:326-SonicJamCard.jpg|...I thought the answer was "Aim for the [[Sonichu 4|sourdough region]]"?
Image:327-SonicJamCardBck.jpg|[[6 June 2010|Yep,]] [[Don't Mess With Me|that]] [[Sonichu 10|most]] [[Autism Tutorial Extra|certainly ]][[28 October 2011|taught]] [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|him.]]
Image:445-SonicTotem.JPG|0-0 [http://www.geekologie.com/2009/12/um_yeah_maybe_get_somebody_els.php Geekologie Reader] does not approve of Chris's artwork.
Image:447-CWCSonicPlate.JPG|Sonic the Blowfish
Image:468-SonicCup.JPG|Chris makes his own [[Jimmy Hill|unlicensed ''Sonic'' merchandise]].
Image:469-SonicCupSide.JPG|Hello, lawsuit.
Image:0064-ChristianWSonic.jpg|Chris was so excited, he produced [[dirty, crapped briefs]].
Image:0077-SonicDoll.jpg|Chris still has this doll and it has seen [[For Julie's Eyes Only|horrible things]].
</gallery>
</center>

==See also==
* [[Doctor Robotnik]]
* [[Chris and copyright]]

==References==
<references/>

==External links==
* [[Wikipedia:Sonic the Hedgehog (character)|Sonic the Hedgehog]] on [[Wikipedia]]

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1980s

2018-03-24T23:26:34Z

SonBreezie:

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[[Image:0028-ChristopherWMom1.jpg|thumb|Chris and his mom in the eighties.]]
[[Image:0002-BabyChristopher.jpg|thumb|Baby Chris in '''1982''']]
[[Image:0002-1-Baby_Chris_and_Mommy.jpg|thumb|Baby Chris and Barbara.]]
[[Image:0004-ChristopherDec1985.jpg|thumb|Chris and Barbara in '''1985'''.]]
[[File:Cwcbaby.jpg|thumb|TRUE and HONEST BabyCWC]]
[[Image:0006-Christopher6-1986.jpg|thumb|'''1986''']]
[[Image:0008-ChristopherShopping12-1986.jpg|thumb|Chris in '''1986'''.]]
[[Image:0024-ChristopherTurns5.jpg|thumb|'''1987''', Chris turns 5.]]
[[Image:0031-1-Chris_on_Pony.jpg|thumb|Poor pony.]]
[[Image:0031-EasterChristopher.jpg|thumb|Twenty years later, Chris himself would have a try at the [[Bunny Hop]].]]

The '''1980s''' was the decade in which [[Christian Weston Chandler]] was born, under the name Christopher Weston Chandler. (His name wasn't changed until [[1994]].) According to Chris, he had a lot of trouble growing up, and even coped with a prolonged episode of muteness.

Source material referring to the 1980s is scarce, and this article is mostly based on statements made by Chris at a later age, and on image material.

==1980==
The year [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] and [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]] got married.

===Events of 1980===
* 1980 - [[Cole Smithey|Cole]] moves away.<ref>[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-1.PNG|6 March 2007 email from Cole to Chris, page 1]]</ref> Who he stayed with is unclear, as he would turn 17 this year and was thus unable to legally live on his own.
* 28 January - Bob divorces his first wife, Patricia Harley.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/interesting-info-about-chriss-family-particularly-their-parents.27521/]</ref>
* 7 June - Bob and Barbara get married.<ref>[[Sarah Reveals Herself#Family matters]]</ref><ref>[[The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special]]</ref>
* August - Bob receives two triple bypass operations.

==1981==
The last year of peace for Bob and Barbara Chandler. Unluckily for them, the happy couple filled their time with lots of unprotected love-making. During the second half on this year, Barbara would be pregnant.

===Events of 1981===
* 26 May (approx.) - Bob and Barbara Chandler have sweaty old people sex. [[Christopher Weston Chandler]] is conceived.
* Fall 1981 - Cole enters San Diego State University and joins the Rockin' Dogs.
* 26 November (approx.) - Barbara's last chance to abort Chris.

==1982==
The year that began the entire sorry saga.

===Events of 1982===
* 24 February - Christopher Weston Chandler is born around 5:30 a.m. at [[Wikipedia:Martha Jefferson Hospital|Martha Jefferson Hospital]] in [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]], [[Virginia]].<ref name="WikiProfile">[[Chris's Wikipedia profile]]</ref>.
* 24 February - Chris is brought back to the Chandler [[house]]hold in [[Ruckersville, VA|Ruckersville]].<ref>According to Christian in the [[Song of Christian]] video.</ref>
* February/March - Chris's newborn portrait is taken.
* April - Chris allegedly speaks his first word: "[[Niggos|monkey]]".<ref name="Song and Wikipedia">[[Song of Christian]] and [[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992]]</ref>
* 04 September - [[Bob Chandler|Bob]]'s 55th birthday.
* Autumn - A photo is taken of Chris and his mother on their front lawn.
* 01 October - [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]]'s 41st birthday.
* 13 October - [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]] is born.<ref name="LifeShares">[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#The Story]]</ref>

==1983==
Chris has stated that in '''1983''', he was abused by his [[Abusive babysitter|babysitter]], "starting" his [[autism]]. On other occasions, however, Chris has said that he is aware of autism being a hereditary disease, making his "acquisition" of autism impossible.<ref>[[Mumble 8]]</ref> We can nonetheless assume that the abuse Christopher suffered in 1983 was traumatic and possibly exacerbated his condition.<ref>First statement was done in the [[Song of Christian]] video.</ref>

===Events of 1983===
* 24 February - Christopher's 1st birthday.
* 30 June - [[Kacey]] is born
* August - Christopher's autism allegedly "begins". He claims the reason was an evil [[Abusive babysitter|babysitter]] named [[Roach]], who locked him in a room. He becomes mute.<ref name="Song and Wikipedia" />
* 04 September - [[Bob Chandler|Bob]]'s 56th birthday.
* 01 October - [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]]'s 42nd birthday.

==1984==
In '''1984''', Chris lived his life in [[Ruckersville]] as a mute toddler. He himself declared that he gave his parents a lot of trouble, and he screeched a lot.<ref name="WikiProfile" /> It is possibly indicated that his parents held this against him at a later age, and didn't really like caring for the [[Autism|autistic]] child they had created themselves.

===Events of 1984===
* 1984 - Cole leaves San Diego State University.
* 24 February - Christopher's 2nd birthday.
* 04 September - [[Bob Chandler|Bob]]'s 57th birthday.
* 01 October - [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]]'s 43rd birthday.

==1985==
In '''1985''', Chris is still a mute, screeching toddler. He meets his first [[gal pal]], [[Sarah Nicole Hammer|Sarah]].

===Events of 1985===
* This year - Sarah Hammer and her family moves to Chris's neighborhood. The cordial relations that develops between the Hammer and Chandler couples lead to some sort of friendship between Chris and Sarah.<ref name="LifeShares" />
* This year - Cole's band, The Rockin Dogs, disbands.
* 24 February - Christopher's 3rd birthday.
* April - Chris has his picture taken holding a [[4-cent garbage|leaf]].
* ''12 August - birth of [[Jack Thaddeus]]''.
* 04 September - [[Bob]]'s 58th birthday.
* 01 October - [[Barb]]'s 44th birthday.
* December - Chris and Barbara have their picture taken with Santa Claus.

==1986==
In '''1986''', Chris is still a mute, screeching toddler.

===Events of 1986===
* 17 January - ''[[The Adventures of the American Rabbit]]'' is released.
* 24 February - Christopher's 4th birthday.
* June - Chris has his picture taken at what seems to be a zoo.
* 23 July - Birth of [[Megan Schroeder]].
* 04 September - [[Bob]]'s 59th birthday.
* 01 October - [[Barb]]'s 45th birthday.
* December - Chris has his picture taken in front of a bathroom, and at a shopping mall.
* 25 December - Chris receives an abundance of toys for Christmas, including a giant Fievel doll, Raggedy Ann dolls and several pieces of Sesame Street merchandise. Bob receives a book entitled "Your IBM PC Made Easy".

==1987==
In '''1987''', Chris starts attending [[Greene County Primary School]]. It isn't known for sure if he attended pre-kindergarten before then.

===Events of 1987===
* 24 February - Christopher's 5th birthday. A paper hat is made in his honor.
* August/September - Chris begins kindergarten at [[Greene County Primary School]].
* Autumn - Chris's school portrait is taken where he is holding a ball and is seated at a desk with an apple and a textbook placed on it.
* 04 September - [[Bob]]'s 60th birthday.
* 01 October - [[Barb]]'s 46th birthday.

==1988==
In '''1988''', Chris starts first grade at Greene County Primary School, but he is still mute. Late [[1980s]], Chris joins the [[Chris and religion|Cub Scouts]].
===Events of 1988===
* Date unknown - [[Minor_Family_Members#Carol_Suzanne_Chandler|Carol Chandler]] wins the E.J. McShane Prize.
* 24 February - Christopher's 6th birthday.
* 17 March - [[Patti]] is born.<ref>As can be read in [[:Image:SchuComic7Page01.jpg|Sonichu #6]] </ref>
* August/September - Chris begins first grade at Greene County Primary School.
* 04 September - [[Bob]]'s 61st birthday.
* 01 October - [[Barb]]'s 47th birthday.

==1989==
In '''1989''', helped by the language training at [[James Madison University]], Christopher starts talking again whilst reading a Gobot package.<ref>According to Christian in the Song of Christian video.</ref>

===Events of 1989===
* 1989 - Chris claims that he had a dream in which he foresaw himself with a daughter named [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]], and an office job.
* 1989 - [[Bob]] puts up a plaque in his workshop which reads, "DREAMING STUDIO OF MR. C AND LITTLE C WHERE DREAMS DO COME TRUE - 1989".
* 3 February - [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]] contestant and future troll Martha Tyrone is born in Harlem, NY.
* 24 February - Christopher's 7th birthday.
* August/September - Chris enters second grade at Greene County Primary School.
* 04 September - [[Bob]] turns 62.
* 01 October - [[Barb]] turns 48.
* 25 December - Chris gets his second gaming system, a [[Nintendo]] Game Boy, for Christmas.

==References==
<references />

{{Timeline}}

[[Category:Chronology]]

Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes

2018-03-24T23:24:00Z

SonBreezie:

The '''Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes''' was a contest held in [[1990s#1993|1993]] to promote the first [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] cartoon, the syndicated ''[[Wikipedia:The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog|Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog]]''.

The contest's grand prize — a $1,000 [[wikipedia:KB Toys|Kay-Bee Toys]] shopping spree — was awarded to two lucky winners, one of whom happened to be [[Chris]]; the other winner of the contest was a six year old girl from California, who decided to split her prize money with her classmates instead. A [[Niggos|Martha Tyrone]] from New York claimed to have entered the contest and heard from a friend of her neighbor's that Chris had won; she proceeded to be jealous of him. This seminal event marks both the high point of Chris's life and the first hint of his future decline into the manchild we know and troll today. The segment below was from the ''[[Wikipedia:Dateline NBC|Dateline News]]'' program on [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]] NBC affiliate [[Wikipedia:WVIR|WVIR]], and was Chris's ''first'' televised appearance. The segment on Chris's DVD is partially seen twice, as it was repeated and re-recorded on a later edition of the same newscast.

The video shows several revealing things, namely that Chris's verbal skills and fashion sense have not improved since he was twelve. In fact, the only thing that has visibly changed is his [[Ego|sense of entitlement]].

Ever since winning the Sweepstakes, [[Chris and contests|Chris has entered several other contests]], expecting to win through the sheer power of his [[autism]].

Of the games Chris bought, only 3 are known:
*''Batman Returns'' ($49.99)
*''[[Sonic]] Spinball'' ($49.99)
*"Star Trek" (probably ''Star Trek: The Next Generation: Echoes from the Past'') ($12.99)

Chris is also seen pulling an original "[[Power Rangers]] Megazord" (est. $29.99) out of a bag at the end of the video.

==Commercial==
<center>{{#ev:youtube|KMyI6ZnLj3o}}</center>

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes
| video = {{#ev:youtube|yGlFUf9ZEcM}}
| stardate = 26 [[1990s#1994|February 1994]]
| maker = NBC's WVVIR
| subject = {{Television|text}} {{Video games|text}}
| shirt = {{RainbowBoy|text}}
| other = {{Leaked|[[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)|Leaked]]}}
| previous = n/a
| next = [[Song of Christian#Part 1|Song of Christian]]
}}

=== Transcript ===

'''Anchorwoman:''' Well, we've got a little more for ya, including what Sonic the Hedgehog means to a very special [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]] boy. And the significance goes ''way'' beyond the high score and [[List of videos|videos]].

[''One clip cuts out and another begins.'']

'''Anchorwoman:''' Finally, tonight, Sonic the Hedgehog is running ''[[wild]]ly'' in [[Chris's_homes#Cloverleaf_Lakes_Apartments|the Chandler household]] this weekend. 12-year-old Christian Chandler of Charlottesville was the winner in [[monthly tugboat|a video game shopping spree]]. Christian is one of only about a hundred winners nationally to receive [[Chris and money|''$1,000'']] worth of Sega games and equipment. For his parents, it’s just another example of how well he's doing. Christian is a high-functioning autistic child. This past fall, of his own initiative, he entered a contest based on a favorite cartoon character.

'''Cashier:''' [''quiet''] $980.8...

'''Chris:''' ...I had to do was exactly...watch ''Sonic the Hedgehog''...uh, ''cartoon''...an—and [[speech impediment|risten]] to what Sonic says at the ''end'' of it…and writin' it down for [[Time Void|a whole week]]. And then, I had to mail it in, and I had to be drawn out of a hat, and I just won!

'''Anchorwoman:''' And [[Bob Chandler|Christian's father]] says it only takes a few hours for him to master an electronic game and then...''move onto another!''

'''Co-anchor:''' Unbelievable...

'''Anchorwoman:''' I can't master any of ’em! That's it for ''now'', and it’s just...comin’ up on the NBA basketball game at 5:30. It’s not 6:30; it’s 5:30. We'll see you back here at 11:00. Thanks for watching.

'''Co-anchor:''' Good night.

'''[[Niggos|Black]] Anchorman:''' Buh-bye.

[''An NBC Dateline News notice appears before the clip cuts out, making a weird "hweeur" noise, and another begins.'']

'''Anchorwoman:''' —winners nationally to receive ''$1,000'' worth of Sega video games and equipment. Christian ''is'' autistic, but he's entering the contest completely of his own accord was a sign to his parents of how well he is getting along.

'''Cashier:''' [''quiet''] $980.8...

'''Chris:''' ...I had to do was exactly...watch ''Sonic the Hedgehog''...uh, ''cartoon''...an—and risten to what Sonic says at the ''end'' of it…and writin' it down for a whole week. And then, I had to mail it in, and I had to be drawn out of a hat, and I just won!

'''Anchorwoman:''' And [[Bob Chandler|Christian's father]] says it only takes a few hours for the boy to master one of the electronic games before he moves onto another one.

==See also==
* [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]]
* [[GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes]]

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Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes

2018-03-24T23:23:07Z

SonBreezie:

The '''Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes''' was a contest held in [[1990s#1993|1993]] to promote the first [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] cartoon, the syndicated ''[[Wikipedia:The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog|Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog]]''.

The contest's grand prize — a $1,000 [[wikipedia:KB Toys|Kay-Bee Toys]] shopping spree — was awarded to two lucky winners, one of whom happened to be [[Chris]]; the other winner of the contest was a six year old girl from California, who decided to split her prize money with her classmates instead. A Martha Tyrone from New York claimed to have entered the contest and heard from a friend of her neighbor's that Chris had won; she proceeded to be jealous of him. This seminal event marks both the high point of Chris's life and the first hint of his future decline into the manchild we know and troll today. The segment below was from the ''[[Wikipedia:Dateline NBC|Dateline News]]'' program on [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]] NBC affiliate [[Wikipedia:WVIR|WVIR]], and was Chris's ''first'' televised appearance. The segment on Chris's DVD is partially seen twice, as it was repeated and re-recorded on a later edition of the same newscast.

The video shows several revealing things, namely that Chris's verbal skills and fashion sense have not improved since he was twelve. In fact, the only thing that has visibly changed is his [[Ego|sense of entitlement]].

Ever since winning the Sweepstakes, [[Chris and contests|Chris has entered several other contests]], expecting to win through the sheer power of his [[autism]].

Of the games Chris bought, only 3 are known:
*''Batman Returns'' ($49.99)
*''[[Sonic]] Spinball'' ($49.99)
*"Star Trek" (probably ''Star Trek: The Next Generation: Echoes from the Past'') ($12.99)

Chris is also seen pulling an original "[[Power Rangers]] Megazord" (est. $29.99) out of a bag at the end of the video.

==Commercial==
<center>{{#ev:youtube|KMyI6ZnLj3o}}</center>

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes
| video = {{#ev:youtube|yGlFUf9ZEcM}}
| stardate = 26 [[1990s#1994|February 1994]]
| maker = NBC's WVVIR
| subject = {{Television|text}} {{Video games|text}}
| shirt = {{RainbowBoy|text}}
| other = {{Leaked|[[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)|Leaked]]}}
| previous = n/a
| next = [[Song of Christian#Part 1|Song of Christian]]
}}

=== Transcript ===

'''Anchorwoman:''' Well, we've got a little more for ya, including what Sonic the Hedgehog means to a very special [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]] boy. And the significance goes ''way'' beyond the high score and [[List of videos|videos]].

[''One clip cuts out and another begins.'']

'''Anchorwoman:''' Finally, tonight, Sonic the Hedgehog is running ''[[wild]]ly'' in [[Chris's_homes#Cloverleaf_Lakes_Apartments|the Chandler household]] this weekend. 12-year-old Christian Chandler of Charlottesville was the winner in [[monthly tugboat|a video game shopping spree]]. Christian is one of only about a hundred winners nationally to receive [[Chris and money|''$1,000'']] worth of Sega games and equipment. For his parents, it’s just another example of how well he's doing. Christian is a high-functioning autistic child. This past fall, of his own initiative, he entered a contest based on a favorite cartoon character.

'''Cashier:''' [''quiet''] $980.8...

'''Chris:''' ...I had to do was exactly...watch ''Sonic the Hedgehog''...uh, ''cartoon''...an—and [[speech impediment|risten]] to what Sonic says at the ''end'' of it…and writin' it down for [[Time Void|a whole week]]. And then, I had to mail it in, and I had to be drawn out of a hat, and I just won!

'''Anchorwoman:''' And [[Bob Chandler|Christian's father]] says it only takes a few hours for him to master an electronic game and then...''move onto another!''

'''Co-anchor:''' Unbelievable...

'''Anchorwoman:''' I can't master any of ’em! That's it for ''now'', and it’s just...comin’ up on the NBA basketball game at 5:30. It’s not 6:30; it’s 5:30. We'll see you back here at 11:00. Thanks for watching.

'''Co-anchor:''' Good night.

'''[[Niggos|Black]] Anchorman:''' Buh-bye.

[''An NBC Dateline News notice appears before the clip cuts out, making a weird "hweeur" noise, and another begins.'']

'''Anchorwoman:''' —winners nationally to receive ''$1,000'' worth of Sega video games and equipment. Christian ''is'' autistic, but he's entering the contest completely of his own accord was a sign to his parents of how well he is getting along.

'''Cashier:''' [''quiet''] $980.8...

'''Chris:''' ...I had to do was exactly...watch ''Sonic the Hedgehog''...uh, ''cartoon''...an—and risten to what Sonic says at the ''end'' of it…and writin' it down for a whole week. And then, I had to mail it in, and I had to be drawn out of a hat, and I just won!

'''Anchorwoman:''' And [[Bob Chandler|Christian's father]] says it only takes a few hours for the boy to master one of the electronic games before he moves onto another one.

==See also==
* [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]]
* [[GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes]]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=n/a|nextlink=[[Song of Christian]]|}}
{{CWC on TV}}

[[Category:Contests]]
[[Category:Events]]
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
[[Category:Media that has been published in real life]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos before 2007| 1994-02-26]]

Megatron pistol

2018-02-21T03:51:01Z

SonBreezie: /* Use in real life */

{{taxpayermoney}}
{{Articleofthenow}}

[[Image:Chris_CWC_angry_Pistol.jpg|thumb|The pistol in "[[CWC is Angry]]", next to what appears to be a bloody [[Fapcup]].]]

Since Chris is fascinated by the [[Transformers]], his primary frame of reference for firearms is '''Megatron''', the evil Decepticon rival of the heroic Autobot [[Optimus Prime]]. In his original 1980s incarnation, Megatron transformed (somewhat controversially) into a [[Wikipedia:Walther P38|Walther P38]] pistol, which was [[CWCville|coincidentally]] the preferred sidearm of the Nazi German armed forces in World War II.<ref>[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walther_P38 Walther P38 - Wikipedia]</ref>

Chris would later drop the pistol in favor of the more versatile [[pocket knife]], and even later, [[26 December 2014|pepper spray]]. He sold the pistol in August 2016.

==The gun==
[[File:Cwc receipt.jpeg|thumb|A proper use of gov'ment money.]]

The version of the toy that Chris owns is the original "generation one" mold used in the 1980s, although it's a reissue sold during the 2000s. It was bought from the [[GAMe PLACe]]. He paid $94.50; money coming directly out of his [[monthly tugboat]]. During the [[Financhu Crisis]], he sold it for $50.

Since modern US toy regulations forbid toys that look like guns, it's relatively cost-prohibitive to obtain a Megatron. Moreover, Chris's has a mechanism for firing small plastic pellets, which has never been available domestically. One of the reasons they don't sell Megatrons that turn into pistols anymore is public concerns that children brandishing toy guns could unwittingly provoke the [[Jerkops|police]], forcing them to err on the side of caution and defend themselves with lethal force. Given his run-ins with the [[law]], this sounds like exactly the sort of thing Chris might have done.

==Use in real life==
After losing the [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]] contest, Chris took out his frustration on contest winner [[Adam Stackhouse]] by creating [[CWC is Angry|a video]] wherein he set up a photo of Stackhouse and shot at it with Megatron.

The pistol also appeared in the [[War Paint Video]], in which Chris insisted that he was a [[Cherokian Clan|Cherokee]] – apparently referring to the sort of Cherokees who carry Japanese toys of Cybertronian robots disguised as German weapons. The pistol was last seen when it appeared in the [[DivineTrial|Divine Trial video]], in which it was used to execute a [[Shadow]] doll meant to stand in for [[Clyde Cash]].

In a [[Twitter#28_June_2012|Twitter update]] from June 2012, during a depressive episode, Chris alluded to shooting himself in the head with the Megatron pistol.

He had the pistol tagged as "highest priority" in a [[wish list]] he posted in 2015, implying that the original was damaged in [[Destruction Of Chris's House|the 2014 house fire]].

==Use in the comics==
[[Image:BustACap.jpg|thumb|The pistol in ''[[Sonichu Special 4]]''.]]

{{Quote|I know, but you shot him with a real gun in the comic. Like—like… he was my boyfriend, and you shot him! I mean, don't you think that I still care about him a little? That's just weird. I just—I mean, like, I was expecting, like, you know, like, a magical fight, not like… you shooting him.|[[Kacey]] [[Kacey and Liquid Call|voicing some discomfort]]}}

[[Sonichu Special 4]] saw the first hand-drawn appearance of Chris's Megatron pistol. In an attempt to rescue Kacey from her [[Liquid|own boyfriend]], Chris drives as fast as he legally can to their house and enters uninvited. Liquid, fearing a home invasion, charges Chris with a knife. Chris sidesteps this attack and then goes on to disarm Liquid, throw him to the ground, and shoot him in both shins, permanently crippling him. Although Chris clearly understands his toy is not a real gun, he is compelled to draw real guns to look exactly like Megatron, just as every big rig he draws has to be a red cab-over, even if it's running over his [[Sarah Jackson|gal-pal]].

==Fate of the pistol==
Until August 2016, the fate of the pistol was unknown, given the [[Destruction of Chris's House]] almost two years earlier. According to Kiwi Farms user TheRedBaron, he had purchased the Megatron Pistol from Chris in August 2016 for $50, plus $10 shipping, during the [[Financhu Crisis]]. He posted a thread<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fate-of-the-megatron-pistol.29952/</ref> with pictures of the pistol, the box it came in, extra parts, and even the original receipt for it. The receipt showed it had been purchased from the [[GAMe PLACe]] on 2 April 2005 for $94.50.

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TheRedbaron also provided screenshots of the transaction.

{{quoteboxred|Hi, is this Christine chandler?}}

{{quotebox|Yes}}

{{quoteboxred|Hi, although I think the answer would be no I figure there's no harm in asking, I was curious as to whether you would be interested in selling your megatron pistol? I've been looking for one for my odd bits collection}}

{{quotebox|Yes, although the it's no longer complete. $50?}}

{{quoteboxred|Sounds fair, What's missing? Condition?}}

{{quotebox|I have the main transforming figure, a few of the attachable parts, found its box recently.}}

{{quoteboxred|Alright sounds good, any major issues I should know about?}}

{{quotebox|I will have to check it, but if it is a deal, please send me $50, plus $10 for shipping to me via PayPal, to my email, ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com}}

{{quoteboxred|Alrighty give me a second here. Send as business or friend?}}

{{quotebox|Friend}}

{{quoteboxred|OK give me a few seconds, Computer has to turn on. Alright just sent payment}}

{{quotebox|Yes, thank you. What is your address?}}

{{quoteboxred|[REDACTED]}}

{{quotebox|Alright, I will get it out together and have it shipped tomorrow or Tuesday. I will send you the tracking number.}}

{{quoteboxred|Alright sounds great thanks!}}

{{quotebox|I just sent it; box, a few plastic bullets, the main figure, and the scope piece that attaches to his arm, plus a couple of his weapons. I was unable to locate the other parts.}}

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==Fan works==
<center>{{Collapsible|Fair warning is given, viewing these images may result in blindness and/or copious amounts of vomit. |[[File:Guncomic.jpg|thumb|center|100px|"My [[Love Quest]] is finally over!"]]}}</center>

==References==
<references/>

==See also==
*[[Optimus Prime]]
*[[Transformers]]
*[[Pocket knife]]
*[[Decepti-Clones]]

==External links==
*[[Wikipedia:Megatron (Transformers)|Megatron]] at [[Wikipedia]]

{{Not_Jerks}}
{{Relics of Fail}}

[[Category:Relics of Fail]]
[[Category:Transformers]]

DivineTrial

2018-02-21T03:40:39Z

SonBreezie:

{{Quote|i hope that [[panda]] doesnt see that. she'd probably be crushed if she heard her rape baby called [a "one-cent daughter"]|[[Jackie]]<ref>[[Jackie Chat 7]]</ref>}}

'''DivineTrial''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 30 [[October 2010]]. In this video, Chris dresses up as [[Wikipedia:Divine (actor)|Divine]], the famous [[Tomgirl|crossdressing]] actor who played Babs in the 1972 cult film [[Wikipedia:Pink Flamingos|''Pink Flamingos'']] and then re-enacts the trial scene from the movie with a [[Shadow]] doll substituting for [[Clyde Cash]] as the culprit. What Chris doesn't know is that when a case is dismissed, the defendant cannot be sentenced, as is it here.

{{Honest}}
==Video==
{{Tardrage}}
{{Infobox/video
| name = DivineTrial
| video = {{#ev:youtube|z4C42QhH5YE}}
| stardate = 30 [[October 2010]]
| subject = {{Trollsicon|text}}, {{Violence|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}, {{Rage}}
| shirt = {{VertRedShirt|text}}
| saga = {{Clyde|text}}, {{Panda|text}}, {{Jackie|text}}
| previous = [[DrainedCreativity]]
| next = [[JuggaloShoutOut]]
}}

{{quote|Well, at least my face ain't fucking orange!}}

=== Transcript ===

[''Chris stands in front of the camera wearing clown makeup, his shirt stuffed with his [[plush breasts]] and a red sheet of construction paper covering his crotch.'']

'''Chris:''' Hello, folks... and darlings! This is Divine Babs, y'know. We are going to go on a trial now fo- to go against... our culprit here, mister Clyde Cash. Say hello to the audience, Clyde.

[''Chris holds up a [[Shadow the Hedgehog]] doll supposed to represent Clyde.'']

'''Clyde:''' [''mumbling noises'']

'''Chris:''' I ain't got much to say, huh? Well, that's a shame. Clyde, now, you spoke to me on live Internet before the trial here was started.

'''Clyde:''' [''mumbling noises'']

'''Chris:''' He stands accused of being a [[troll]], a bully, and especially doing all these things against one Christian Weston Chandler and his [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon|Sonichu and Rosechu family]]! We bring in a witness here today, of which we will put that against Mr. Clyde Cash here. He's a witness of a- Son- Sonichu, the- the original one.

[''Chris holds up a Pikachu doll, modified to resemble Sonichu.''] All right, Sonichu... do you swear to speak the whole truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you God?

'''Sonichu:''' I do.

'''Chris:''' All right, then, will you please point out the guilty party of this room that has done all the [[Rollin' and Trollin'|trollings and dwollings]] and all that and even... personal... threatening and whatnot against Mr. Christian Weston Chandler?

'''Sonichu:''' Yes, [[Wikipedia:Divine (actor)|Divine]]. He's right over there! [''Chris imitates a dramatic musical sting''] Mr. Clyde Cash!

'''Chris:''' Thank you, that'll be all, you may step down from the witness stand. All right then, we will now have order in the court! Order in the court! [''Bangs the table with a coffee cup''] I have reviewed all the case files and what not, and in this [[Sonichu 10|kangaroo court]] justice, I hereby... pronounce sentence to Mr. Clyde Cash. He is guilty of all charges! And then- and... on the lawsuit here, for his punishment, he will be shot to death... and his wi- and [[PandaHalo|his wife]] and one-cent daughter [[Women's rights|will go to a better husband...]] outside of his family. One will be provided for her by law. Somebody within her local reach, but not from the state of [[Virginia]].
[[Image:Chris is phoenix wright.jpg|thumb|Well, at least my face ain't fucking orange!]]
But anyway, the punishment is death for Mr. Clyde Cash... for doing so many wrongs against Mr. Christian Weston Chandler. Case dismissed! [''Bangs the table with his coffee cup again'']

'''Chris:''' Are you ready for your execution, Mr. Clyde Cash?

'''Clyde:''' [''mumbling noises'']

'''Chris:''' [[Clyde Cash|Well, at least my face ain't fucking orange!]] Buh-bye.
[''Chris pulls out his [[Megatron pistol]] and shoots Shadow.'']

And that was another fine episode of Divine's people court. You all enjoy- you all have yourselves a good day! And remember, Divine ''is''... the filthiest, dirtiest person in the world! Even though I've temporarily dyed my hair brown! It's usually blonde!

==Sources==
<references/>

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[DrainedCreativity]]|nextlink=[[JuggaloShoutOut]]}}

{{Cosplay videos}}
{{Clyde Saga}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

[[Category:Jacklyn's Naughty No Trick, All Treat, 31 Days of Halloween Contest| 2010-10-30 f]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, October 2010| 2010-10-30 f]]
[[Category:Jackie Saga videos| 2010-10-30 f]]

DivineTrial

2018-02-20T01:04:44Z

SonBreezie:

{{Quote|i hope that [[panda]] doesnt see that. she'd probably be crushed if she heard her rape baby called [a "one-cent daughter"]|[[Jackie]]<ref>[[Jackie Chat 7]]</ref>}}

'''DivineTrial''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 30 [[October 2010]]. In this video, Chris dresses up as [[Wikipedia:Divine (actor)|Divine]], the famous [[Tomgirl|crossdressing]] actor who played Babs in the 1972 cult film [[Wikipedia:Pink Flamingos|''Pink Flamingos'']] and then re-enacts the trial scene from the movie with a [[Shadow]] doll substituting for [[Clyde Cash]] as the culprit. What Chris doesn't know is that when a case is dismissed, the defendant cannot be sentenced, as is it here.

{{Honest}}
==Video==
{{Tardrage}}
{{Infobox/video
| name = DivineTrial
| video = {{#ev:youtube|z4C42QhH5YE}}
| stardate = 30 [[October 2010]]
| subject = {{Trollsicon|text}}, {{Violence|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}, {{Rage}}
| shirt = {{VertRedShirt|text}}
| saga = {{Clyde|text}}, {{Panda|text}}, {{Jackie|text}}
| previous = [[DrainedCreativity]]
| next = [[JuggaloShoutOut]]
}}

{{quote|Well, at least my face ain't fucking orange!}}

=== Transcript ===

[''Chris stands in front of the camera wearing clown makeup, his shirt stuffed with his [[plush breasts]] and a red sheet of construction paper covering his crotch.'']

'''Chris:''' Hello, folks... and darlings! This is Divine Babs, y'know. We are going to go on a trial now fo- to go against... our culprit here, mister Clyde Cash. Say hello to the audience, Clyde.

[''Chris holds up a [[Shadow the Hedgehog]] doll supposed to represent Clyde.'']

'''Clyde:''' [''mumbling noises'']

'''Chris:''' I ain't got much to say, huh? Well, that's a shame. Clyde, now, you spoke to me on live Internet before the trial here was started.

'''Clyde:''' [''mumbling noises'']

'''Chris:''' He stands accused of being a [[troll]], a bully, and especially doing all these things against one Christian Weston Chandler and his [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon|Sonichu and Rosechu family]]! We bring in a witness here today, of which we will put that against Mr. Clyde Cash here. He's a witness of a- Son- Sonichu, the- the original one.

[''Chris holds up a Pikachu doll, modified to resemble Sonichu.''] All right, Sonichu... do you swear to speak the whole truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you God?

'''Sonichu:''' I do.

'''Chris:''' All right, then, will you please point out the guilty party of this room that has done all the [[Rollin and Trollin|trollings and dwollings]] and all that and even... personal... threatening and whatnot against Mr. Christian Weston Chandler?

'''Sonichu:''' Yes, [[Wikipedia:Divine (actor)|Divine]]. He's right over there! [''Chris imitates a dramatic musical sting''] Mr. Clyde Cash!

'''Chris:''' Thank you, that'll be all, you may step down from the witness stand. All right then, we will now have order in the court! Order in the court! [''Bangs the table with a coffee cup''] I have reviewed all the case files and what not, and in this [[Sonichu 10|kangaroo court]] justice, I hereby... pronounce sentence to Mr. Clyde Cash. He is guilty of all charges! And then- and... on the lawsuit here, for his punishment, he will be shot to death... and his wi- and [[PandaHalo|his wife]] and one-cent daughter [[Women's rights|will go to a better husband...]] outside of his family. One will be provided for her by law. Somebody within her local reach, but not from the state of [[Virginia]].
[[Image:Chris is phoenix wright.jpg|thumb|Well, at least my face ain't fucking orange!]]
But anyway, the punishment is death for Mr. Clyde Cash... for doing so many wrongs against Mr. Christian Weston Chandler. Case dismissed! [''Bangs the table with his coffee cup again'']

'''Chris:''' Are you ready for your execution, Mr. Clyde Cash?

'''Clyde:''' [''mumbling noises'']

'''Chris:''' [[Clyde Cash|Well, at least my face ain't fucking orange!]] Buh-bye.
[''Chris pulls out his [[Megatron pistol]] and shoots Shadow.'']

And that was another fine episode of Divine's people court. You all enjoy- you all have yourselves a good day! And remember, Divine ''is''... the filthiest, dirtiest person in the world! Even though I've temporarily dyed my hair brown! It's usually blonde!

==Sources==
<references/>

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[DrainedCreativity]]|nextlink=[[JuggaloShoutOut]]}}

{{Cosplay videos}}
{{Clyde Saga}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

[[Category:Jacklyn's Naughty No Trick, All Treat, 31 Days of Halloween Contest| 2010-10-30 f]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, October 2010| 2010-10-30 f]]
[[Category:Jackie Saga videos| 2010-10-30 f]]

July 2016 Facebook posts

2018-02-19T04:06:13Z

SonBreezie: /* Sonic Boom Review */

This page is an archive of Chris' Facebook posts during [[July 2016]]. Posts are sorted by date, and color-coded for reference; those who consistently respond to Chris' posts, e.g. [[Kenneth Erwin Englehardt|Kenneth Englehardt]] and [[Jessica Quinn]], are colored in red and green respectively, while infrequent responders are colored in orange, yellow or purple.

==Cross-post - Announcement_20160709==
{{quotebox|July 9 at 7:46pm
<nowiki>#‎PS4share‬</nowiki>
http://youtu.be/LSh3rgg89q0
}}

Replies:
{{quoteboxred|I have an idea. Why not do Sonichu as a novel or a series of short stories? I think that might work out better for you.
}}

==Begging for money==
{{quotebox|July 10 at 12:46pm
Can Anyone lend me 20 or $50 immediately via PayPal?}}

Replies:
{{quoteboxorange|Are you okay or stuck somewhere?}}

{{quoteboxgreen|You never accept proper help when offered 😏

What's it for? PM me - I may be able to help if it's serious.}}

{{quoteboxred|Christine, I don't think these videos asking for donations is the way to go about this. Have you considered getting a consult about consolidating your debts into one monthly payment? You will come out a lot better compared to what you're forking over to these credit card companies. Believe me you will sleep easier at night.
}}

==Sonic Boom Binge==
{{quotebox|July 12 at 3:32am
I've been binging on Sonic Boom through Hulu. Knuckles was Never that dumb before. Even his grammar and Common Sense used to be more normal. What the hell did SEGA let happen to him; did the "Y" chromosomes take over his and their brains or something? Ugh.
}}

Replies:
{{quoteboxgreen|<nowiki>youtube.com/watch?v=SnkdwbrLVJ4</nowiki>}}

==Sonic Boom Review==
{{quotebox|July 12 at 10:23am
I have just finished watching the whole first season of ‪#‎SonicBoom‬ on ‪#‎hulu‬, so I am all caught up there. Regardless of the outdated blue arms protest, and how I felt about the blue arms on Sonic, I feel this animated series has really Dumbed on the main male characters, which is quite an obvious mistake, as well as just plain Stupid to do. The Good quality I liked about it was it promoting the intelligence on Amy Rose, and putting positive light onto the female characters, including a few who were in the background; that was a smart move.

The highlights that offer satisfaction to the series, I feel, would have to be amongst the first third to half of the total 52 quarter-hour episodes, and moreover the serious tones brought in by Metal Sonic and [[Blake|Shadow the Hedgehog]]. And lastly, the most comical highlight, Knuckles dancing in the conga line in the hot dog costume on New Years Eve. I feel the people should Not dumbed down anything, as not only children watch the shows on ‪#‎CartoonNetwork‬, but the adults and adult fans of the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise as well.

Also, I find the best room for improvement in the show is to promote Common Sense, Learning from past actions for the better, and all that sort. Maybe conk Knuckles on the head with a coconut or something, so for the Entire Remaining of the series, he could actually be smarter like he used to be.

Anyhow, that is all for now. Thank you, and have a good and safe day.}}

==Too Stressed to Play Pokemon Go==
{{quotebox|July 13 at 12:22am
Hey. JWitzz has posted his review about the new popular app, putting the Cons first in his video. Personally, I have downloaded the app, but I have not opened or played it at all yet. A lot of the cons do give me a spook. And, frankly, I am not certain I am going to even start on this; NOT to put the game or anyone who has played it down at all. But, I have had Soo many stresses and anxieties in my life, not to mention fickle finances that send my noggin spinning. Lately, I Have been feeling super down and out, that my sleep schedule has become a mess, and when I Had the day schedule going in a fair routine for myself. I am feeling mentally out of it, and I have not been able to afford going out much. But that's just my bunch of emotions and Pluto-size anxiety pile-ups over, on and in my head and life. Too Much. I'm feeling old.
https://youtu.be/0RVhgRQ7hrg}}

Note: This post was made to a Facebook group called "Heart of Virginia Pokémon League @ The End Games."

==Dizzy and Lost==
{{quotebox|July 13 at 3:31am
I'm just feeling really stressed to the dizzy and mentally lost point.}}

Replies:
{{quoteboxgreen|Hang in there!}}

{{quoteboxred|<nowiki>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HEwUwNRnlo</nowiki>}}

==Personality Test==
{{quotebox|July 13 at 3:43am
I got kindness. I Am kind, but either bad people have taken mal-advantage of it, or a LOT of people I don't know around me don't recognize it and approach me.

<nowiki>http://www.buzzhearts.com/en/blog/this-abstract-image-test-will-determine-your-dominant-personality-trait/165/?vt=2016-07-13-03%3A42</nowiki>
}}

Replies:
{{quoteboxgreen|It's all in how you present yourself. You need to have some confidence and make yourself openly available to those around you. Sitting on the sidelines hoping someone will notice you isn't going catch anyone's attention.}}

==Kindness is...==
{{quotebox|July 13 at 4:00am
Kindness, In Person and Face to Face, is sweet, delightful, and even sexy.

[[File:Kindness.jpg|250px]]
}}

==Miitomo Friend Code==
{{quotebox|July 13 at 9:40am
https://support.miitomo.com/friend_code/bffe1bb0827aad0e/996872353f74b0c1d26f673b4b49cda1
}}

==Chris Offers a Pokemon Card for Sale==
{{quotebox|July 13 at 8:47pm
I'm selling the Very Birthday Pikachu card I won from the WOTC sweepstakes in 2000, with documents.
https://www.ebay.com/itm/282100501901
}}

==Selling Charizard Card==
{{quotebox|July 14 at 10:31pm
Selling my Near Holy Grail of Pokemon Cards (I say "Near", because it's not first edition). Buy Now!

https://www.ebay.com/itm/282101638696
}}

Replies:
{{quoteboxgreen|Smart idea! Good luck!}}

==Selling Electrode Card==
{{quotebox|July 14 at 10:36pm
I'm selling my one copy of this card too. Buy Now!

https://www.ebay.com/itm/282101642083
}}

==Cross-post - Barb Begging==
{{quotebox|July 14 at 10:55pm
https://youtu.be/INxLFmZhtWg}}

=="I'm not on drugs!"==
{{quotebox|July 15 at 5:28am
That's how I am feeling right now. PLEASE, At Least Help Me with Buying one or Both of my Pokemon Cards Right Now!

P.S., I am NOT on any drugs, nor have I ever smoked, you accusing, Prevaricating, Internet Trolls and Cyber-Bullies.

And, I supposed my mother and I and our two dogs can Starve, since Nobody Wants to Donate to actually Help Us Here at home, anymore. Ugh!

[[File:Meh.jpg|250px]]}}

Chris quickly edited the message to add this:
{{quotebox|Actual Fans and Good People who have donated do not count in that statement. Thank you all Good People for helping us. Please, help us more.}}

Replies:
{{quoteboxorange|Mellanie Chafe
Link to buy them?}}

{{quotebox|Chris
A few posts down from this one.}}

{{quoteboxorange|Mellanie Chafe
Ohhh! Well, I have no use for pokemon cards. Are you selling your PS4 at all? That'll prob be a big help for your mama.}}

{{quoteboxpurple|Kim Wilson
You haven't smoked any drugs. That much is true.

But you're on lipitor, among other drugs. And you've tried marijuana.}}

{{quoteboxpurple|Kim Wilson
Just to clarify, I'm talking about the cannabis you got from Bobby Marley at omegacon. Not the stuff you were offered at Impulse.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|Jessica Quinn
Cheer up, things could be worse... But things could be better - if you gain the confidence and attitude to shake things up and turn your life around. You're the only one who can make yourself happy!}}

{{quoteboxpurple|Kim Wilson
Also be careful of using words like "prevaricate". It make you look really, really dumb. Think "reeeeeeeeee short bus" level dumb. It's a signal of education you don't have. Just a style tip. ;)

A general suggestion: if a word seems complicated, don't use it. It reflects really, really badly on you.}}

{{quoteboxred|Kenneth Englehardt (deleted)
Christine you are going to have to make some tough decisions. Judging from that video, your mother is already showing signs of dementia. Sell that hoard in your room. If you have to sell it for 50 cents or even 25 cents on the dollar that's what has to be done. It's going to be up to you to take the bull by the horns.}}

{{quoteboxred|Kenneth Englehardt (deleted)
Christine you are going to have to make some tough decisions. Judging from that video, your mother is already showing signs of dementia. Sell that hoard in your room. If you have to sell it for 50 cents or even 25 cents on the dollar, that's what has to be done. It's up to you to take the bull by the horns.}}

==No Comment==
{{quotebox|July 17 at 8:47pm
In response to any rumors or stories about my personal life, I will not comment on any of them.}}

Replies
{{quoteboxgreen|Jessica Quinn
...so why bring it up? Just ignore it and try to move on and better yourself. Proving to yourself that you are better than what others think of you should be top priority, you just need to put some effort into making things better! 😀}}

{{quoteboxred|Kenneth Englehardt
Given Christine's unique circumstances, ignoring the trolls is easier said than done.}}

{{quotebox|Chris
Kenneth Engelhardt He got that right.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|Jessica Quinn
Ok then 😕}}

==Cross-post - Update_20160718==
{{quotebox|July 18 at 1:42pm
<nowiki>#PS4share</nowiki>
http://youtu.be/2cssaf1F8qs}}

==Cross-post - Announcement 07202016==
{{quotebox|July 20 at 12:25pm
<nowiki>#PS4share</nowiki>
http://youtu.be/WEQJiU6BETs}}

Replies
{{quoteboxgreen|There's a better way of going about this hon.}}

==IT'S A PANTYLINER, NOT A DIAPER!==
{{quotebox|July 23 at 2:38pm
Ugh! Dumb People! What you saw in the Accidental crotch shot were my Panties, Pantyliner, and Pantyhose. No Diaper! What the hell is wrong with some people?}}

Replies
{{quoteboxorange|But...why the pantyliner?}}
{{quoteboxorange|Why the pantyliner...?}}
{{quoteboxgreen|😨}}

==2 Strikes on Youtube==
{{quotebox|July 23 at 3:25pm
Also, Thanks to a Paid Request video full of the "F" word, YouTube not only removed it, but issued a strike against me. Second Strike. I am left unable to upload Any videos right now, maybe even for a Long While.

Therefore, this window is for Donations Only. No video requests until further notice. Ugh.

Thanks a Lot, Dumb Person!

Donations still requested.
Please send donations directly to us via PayPal to my email address: ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com. Thank you.

If you don't know how, watch this video.

https://youtu.be/wPYVhPe_PTQ
}}

Note: Chris added the "Thanks a Lot, Dumb Person!" line shortly after posting.

Replies
{{quoteboxred|(deleted)
Christine you were set up. This smells like Kiwifarms if ask me.}}
{{quoteboxred|Just some helpful advice: Maybe you should think twice before going into these "gray areas".}}
{{quoteboxgreen|Or stick to more pleasant material. I still think you should tap into your creativity and go back to doing what you love to do. Making inane request video where you KNOW people are going to make you do/say/read awful things for money is degrading to yourself.

You're better than this. You know it. }}

==I have grown a labia!==
{{quotebox|24 July 2016 at 11:40 am

<nowiki>**Announcement**</nowiki>

As a number of online people may be aware, I have been grooving with the subliminal frequencies and binaural beats towards my transition from male to female body. The source being the Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis Wizards Binaural Beats channel on YouTube. Last March, I've started simple with growing my breasts out with their Breast Growth Hormone track; it worked to my amazement at a full inch outward per week in about two months. I've also listened to change my nipples to teats, as well as begin producing breast milk. Also, related, from a separate track on another channel, I have eased and cured the worst of my autism too. But since last May, I decided to take it a step further and begin my transition from male to female with the penis to vagina tracks, including the individual organ changing tracks, and for a while the Intersex track. And two Fridays ago, July 15, while I slept that night, my labia started splitting open, and I found the initial hole and blood the next morning. And over the few days that followed, the labia opened to its full length, and I've been dealing with the blood that came out. I have been keeping it clean, daily monitoring it, and treating it with rubbing alcohol. I have started the wheels in motion for the full HRT and SRS by Seeing My Doctor last Friday, because I felt like I didn't want to wait much longer to fully become the woman that I should have been born as.

With that, I have uploaded a photo of my labia onto imgur, http://m.imgur.com/gallery/pb1ovpJ, for all 18+ year old individuals to see. BUT, I do not want to be overrun with tabloid and paparazzi attention over this, or have a total big deal made.

As for my own statement to quote, I will state the following: Have belief and faith in what your body can do, and with such binaural beats and frequencies, as well as persistence and patience, what you'd like can happen for you.

And if you'd like to offer your support in my transition as well, I accept financial donations via PayPal to my email address, ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com.

Thank you, and have a good and safe day.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX4JC6NnvfGC9i3kwSFPFIg}}

Replies:

Jessica Quinn
{{quoteboxgreen|...fuck it. I'm out. I don't even know what one can say about this. Why would you post something this messed up?

Good luck with whatever it is you're trying to do with your life. I tried.}}
{{quoteboxgreen|I just don't get it, WHY would you post this kind of stuff?

You were JUST complaining about how people invade every aspect of your life and that you wouldn't share anything so personal and now you do... THIS!

I don't even know what to think right now. My mind is blown.}}
Kenneth Englehardt
{{quoteboxred|I would advise most strongly against any nude photos of yourself on the internet. It is prime trolling stuff and it comes across as exercising extremely poor judgment. Jessica is absolutely 100% correct in this. Your nude photos of your "equipment" have absolutely no place on the internet.}}
Quinn
{{quoteboxgreen|Ken, it's a little more serious than that. This could be a major health problem brewing.}}
Quinn
{{quoteboxgreen|What's more important is his health.

Whomever is putting Christine up to this, please stop. This could lead to a serious life threatening health problem.

I know many people follow what goes on on this page - whomever is pulling the strings needs to stop. It's sick and twisted and a life could very well be at stake here.

Please Christine Weston Chandler, go and get looked at. I support your right to be who you want, but this is a very serious matter.}}
Englehardt
{{quoteboxred|Christine this could be a sign of an infection setting in? Do you understand that if this gets into your bloodstream you could very well end up in the ICU at the hospital. This isn't transitioning, this is endangering your health for nothing. This is bullshit. You have a family member who is dependent on your well-being.}}
Mellanie Chafe (deleted)
{{quoteboxorange|She's...she's evolving!!! EVOLVING I TELL YOU!}}
Chafe
{{quoteboxorange|I'm so confused...}}

==Labia exam==
{{quotebox|
24 July 2016 at 2:20 pm

feeling annoyed.

I Have had my labia area examined last night. No Infection at all. I am clean.}}

Chris later edited the post, changing his story on when he supposedly got examined.
{{quotebox|

feeling annoyed.

I Have had my labia area examined today. No Infection at all. I am clean.}}

Replies:

Quinn
{{quoteboxgreen|Please get a second opinion then. This is a serious matter.

If you weren't afraid to share this whole ordeal earlier, it shouldn't be a problem to prove you've gone to the doctor's to get checked out. Paperwork, a receipt, hell a parking ticket to prove you actually went.

You could be putting yourself at serious risk Christine. People are truly worried about you. Please don't brush it off!}}
Englehardt
{{quoteboxred|Christine, I saw that picture of your "labia". That is not a vagina, that's a fistula with a possible perineal abscess developing. This won't be visible from the surface. I don't who has been fucking with your head in this manner but a number of us are upset not only for your sake but for Barbara's sake as well.}}
Jennifer Marie
{{quoteboxorange|I wouldn't necessarily call it a fistula, the initial piercing would be considered a fistula; however, that certainly is not a labia. Chris, this cannot be comfortable. I'm glad it's not infected, but that is a very deep wound, and you need to take care of it properly, or else it will get infected very quickly, and very badly (think of when your mom had wounds on her butt infected...). I would not want to see you end up in the hospital with a systemic infection.}}
Seamus Campbell
{{quoteboxorange|???? Huh?}}

==Christine's Driver's License and Woman's Card==
{{quotebox|24 July at 6:22 pm
Hey, check it out. I got my new updated driver's license yesterday, and I have my Woman Card from Hillary Clinton's campaign.

<nowiki>#VoteForHillary2016</nowiki>

[[File:Christine license.jpg|250px]]
}}

Note: Chris deleted this post on 26 July.

Replies
{{quoteboxgreen|Jessica Quinn
So what about Hillary Clinton appeals to you?}}
{{quotebox|Chris
This country is Long Overdue for a woman's touch. And Hillary is pro LGBT and Pro Immigration; she is the Real People's Person and Woman. Besides, Trump is very spiteful; I don't like him at all.}}
{{quoteboxorange|Make sure you're registered to vote}}

==Damage Control on Labia Announcement==
{{quotebox|24 July 2016 at 7:07 pm

Hey, Trolls. Gotcha! That photo was a fake. I have no wound down there. And, by the way, "abcess" implies presence of Pus; there is NO pus in the photo. Crazy people. To clarify: the photo was a hoax.

Have a good day.}}

Chris quickly deleted this post, along with every other post on the "labia."

Replies

Marie
{{quoteboxorange|But why would you fake something that serious appearing?}}
Chafe
{{quoteboxorange|So you literally just became what you hate. Good job. For the people that actually were concerned...I feel bad for them.}}

==Sharing Clickbait Articles==
{{quotebox|27 July at 10:33 pm
http://lizzythelezzy.com/17-truths-transgender-people-need-you-to-understand-now/}}
{{quotebox|27 July at 10:35 pm
http://qklnk.co/8LARm8}}

Replies to the first:
{{quoteboxpurple|William Elliot Waterman
This card is factually wrong. It's your GENDER that's not what you were designated at birth. Sex is static and unchangeable. Read this blog: http://pokemaniacal.tumblr.com/.../pok%C3%A9mon-and-gender}}

Note: Chris re-added Waterman to his friend list, after [[Announcement 20160709|removing him]] for asking Chris to read a fanfic on camera.

Replies to the second:
{{quoteboxgreen|Jessica Quinn
I get the gist of this article, but I thought it was going to be more focused on body image issues and dealing with them. Basically two women were being catty and didn't like her shorts so she made a Facebook post saying "k thx, love your hair and makeup."

...I think there are far more news stories to cover apart from a couple girls' critique of shorts.}}

==Chris likes Steven Universe==
{{quotebox|‪28 July at 3:24 pm
<nowiki>#‎StevenUniverse‬ is a good show. My favorite of the lead gems is Pearl, because I can relate to her. But what is awesome is Garnet being a fusion of Ruby and Sapphire, and not only that, but they are a lesbian love that is super strong to be able to remain together for such a long time. It is really sweet.</nowiki>

<nowiki>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ct0Sq57u4c</nowiki>
}}

Replies:
{{quoteboxpurple|William Elliot Waterman
''Note: This comment is Waterman's attempt to influence Sonichu content, by posting an off-topic message on Chris's timeline.''}}
{{quoteboxgreen|Jessica Quinn
...?}}
{{quotebox|Chris
Yeah, ...?}}
{{quoteboxgreen|Jessica Quinn
Seriously, what does that to do with anything Christine Weston Chandler posted?}}
{{quoteboxred|Kenneth Engelhardt
Believe me when I tell you this Bill. It isn't worth the climb trying to get into the inner secret circle and it isn't your cup of tea.}}

{{quoteboxorange|Jackie Mei
Awesome! You're a Steven Universe fan too?}}

==Cross-post - Paid Video Request Reminder==
{{quotebox|28 July at 11:14 pm
<nowiki>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ED9mgJetVk</nowiki>}}

==Chris is Booked Solid==
{{quotebox|29 July at 1:11 pm
<nowiki>**Update**</nowiki>

I am very well aware of all recent incoming texts with video requests and so forth; I will address each of them very soon for further talk and negotiations, but today and this weekend are booked for me with household projects featuring clearing out things and rearranging. Please, be patient, I will respond to y'all very soon. Thank you. Have a good and safe day. }}

==Electrode Card Still for Sale==
{{quotebox|29 July at 7:36 pm
Reminder: I still have the Misprinted Jungle Electrode. Buy it Now.

https://www.ebay.com/itm/282101642083
}}

Replies:

{{quoteboxpurple|William Elliott Waterman
misprinted? Woah, $100?}}

{{quoteboxpurple|William Elliott Waterman
90 hp seems like way too much for such a frail 'mon. Didn't wizards of the coast look at all their base stats in the game...? Hahahaha, what a rich expectation.}}

{{quoteboxpurple|William Elliott Waterman
The marowak card only got 70hp, what a joke.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|Jessica Quinn
^ Looks like we've got a certified Pokémon master over here 😛}}

==Reading: A Girl Who Brought Down the World==
{{quotebox|30 July at 8:14 pm
First Chapter response: Even back in [[2008]], I [[Barbara Chandler|never ever had garbage for furniture]], I was not [[Obesity|fat]], and I was Never an "Evil Santa [[Chris and English|Clause]]". Regardless, I would relate with Kid and Vivian on Not wanting to reside next door to anyone with [[Tour of Chris's House|hoards of garbage cluttering about]]. I don't and I would not want to.

<nowiki>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Co2vuyVtHWM</nowiki>}}

Replies:
{{quotebox|Chris
This book is one Proof that did not go Poof.}}

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Sonic the Hedgehog

2018-02-19T04:03:05Z

SonBreezie: /* Shadow the Hedgehog */

{{quote|[I] looked up to Sonic the Hedgehog as my lifelong hero, because he's not only quck in the feet, but also [[Slow-in-the-minds|in the head]].|[[Christian Weston Chandler]]<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 20]]</ref>}}

{| class="infobox" style="width: 21em; font-size: 90%;"
|-
! colspan="2" | ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' character
|-
| colspan="2" | [[File:Sanek.png|200px]]
|-
! colspan="2" |Sonic
|-
| '''Gender'''
| Male
|-
| '''Length'''
| 3'3" (100 cm)
|-
| '''Weight'''
| 77 lbs (35 kg)
|-
| '''Species'''
| Hedgehog
|-
|'''Arm color'''
| Blue
|}
'''Sonic the Hedgehog''' is a [[Sonic Boom Protests|blue-armed (in ''Sonic Boom'')]] fictional character that was created by [[Video games|Sega]] in order to serve as their main mascot (replacing [[Wikipedia:Alex Kidd|Alex Kidd]]), as well as to compete against [[Nintendo]]'s Mario. He is also one of the primary characters from which the much-beloved [[Sonichu (comic)|comic book]] hero [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] draws inspiration.

Chris claims that Sonic has been his "life long hero"<ref>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPv7MqvrDK0&feature=player_embedded#!</ref> since June [[1990]][''sic'']<ref>''Sonic the Hedgehog'' wasn't released until June [[1991]] - see [[Wikipedia:Sonic_the_Hedgehog_(video_game)|here]]. Interestingly, this is also a question on Chris's [[Quizzes#Sonic_the_Hedgehog_History|''Sonic the Hedgehog'' MyBuzz quiz]] which Chris assigns the right answer of June 1991.</ref>, replacing [[The Adventures of The American Rabbit|the American Rabbit]].<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#Conception_and_Creation CWCipedia article on Sonichu]</ref> Chris confirmed his loyalty to Sonic in 2014 when Sega's outrageous decision to change a non-canonical Sonic's arm color to blue forced Chris to [[Sonic Boom Protests|vandalize stores and physically injure employees]].

==History==
Chris likely first learned about Sonic from a magazine promotion of the series from late 1990, involving the basic plot of Sonic running around to defeat [[Doctor Robotnik]], who was portrayed as a [[Obesity|plump]], egotistical man who would endeavor to conquer Mobius and destroy Sonic, failing spectacularly each time. A show based on the games called [[Wikipedia:Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog|''Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog'']] was promoted via a [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|contest]], with the grand prize being a [[Chris and money|$1,000 video game shopping spree]]. Chris was one of the two winners of the shopping spree and was featured in a news story about the contest, one of the biggest moments (if not ''the'' biggest moment) in his early life, spreading its influence far and wide, from his decisions to enter contests (cf. [[GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes]], [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]], [[Harvey Birdman Commercial|''Harvey Birdman'' Commercial]], [[Pixelated PS3]]) to the eventual creation of [[Sonichu]]. Chris's loyalty was so strong that he was visibly upset when told by bullies that Sonic was dead.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 9|Jackie Chat #9]]</ref> Chris has shown little attention to the title character of Sonic's rival franchise ''Super Mario'', which is curious considering his [[Brand loyalty|militant hatred]] for the [[Hex-Box]] in favor of the [[PlayStation]].

In a [[Announcement 20160709|video]] released in July 2016, Chris indirectly acknowledges that Sonic the Hedgehog is poorly received; insisting that his original creation could "pull Sonic out of the ground”.

==Sonic Boom protests==

{{Main|Sonic Boom Protests}}

In [[June 2014]], Chris announced he was boycotting the TV and video game series ''Sonic Boom'' because of the fact that they changed the color of Sonic's arms from a flesh color to blue. Chris claims that this "U-turn" in design has caused him to "literally lose a bunch of sleep and peace of mind"{{cite}}. This was later enforced in [[October 2014|October]] when he posted two photos of himself holding up a Sonic doll with a grim face. Note that ''Sonic Boom'' is not considered canon and the color change is probably not permanent. Furthermore, the fact that Chris focuses exclusively on Sonic's blue arms instead of any of the other changes made to the character designs raises a lot of questions. It is also worth mentioning that even Chris's '''[[white knight|white knights]]''', including [[William Elliott Waterman]], criticised him for overreacting instead of defending him. The discouragement evidently only fanned the flames, however; Chris's anger towards the game only worsened and ended up getting him in deep trouble (see below).

On 17 [[November 2014]], in a post to the Facebook group ''Keep Sonic Original'', Chris revealed that his [[tard rage]] extended to getting into a dispute with several "Blue Arm Promoters" (The "security" [[jerkop|janekop]] and the [[manajerks|manajerk]]) at the [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]] [[Get-Tar Region|Target]]). The focus of Chris's debate was the "Sensory Overloading of the Blue Arms" and how the Target store should NOT stock games based on popular demand, but instead based on Chris's whims and requests. Although Chris claims that the discussion ended peacefully he still went on to encourage the people of ''Keep Sonic Original'' to help their noble cause by harassing the two janekops involved into sending the ''Sonic Boom'' stock back to the manufacturers, as if mall security had any influence over that.

Chris's rage fulminated when, on [[26 December 2014]], he went to his local [[GameStop]] (which he was [[banned]] from) to vandalise ''Sonic Boom'' store merchandise, maced a bystanding employee on his way out, and got arrested for [[Chris and the Law|breaking 3 laws]] in a single day.

==References to Chris==
===Sega Acknowledges Sonichu===
On 13 [[January 2012]], two [[Sega]] of America employees corpsed in one of their "Free Stuff Friday" videos when one talked about a Super Sonic plush they were giving away and the female called it "Sonichu?" Jump to 3:50 in the linked video.

{{Infobox/video
|name= SEGA's Free Stuff Friday - January 13, 2012
|video= {{#ev:youtube|Cnoq4-Mhpgc}}
}}

Chris saw the video and commented<ref>[[List of Christian's comments on Youtube#SEGA's Free Stuff Friday-January 13, 2012]]</ref>. He then filed it under a YouTube playlist titled "Trolling Stupid."

{{quotebox|I do not find that commentary funny at all. In fact, I feel pissed off to be ridiculed soo lightly.}}

===Sonic mentions Sonichu on Twitter===
On 10 [[July 2015]], the official Sonic the Hedgehog Twitter account joked about Sonichu and blarms<ref>https://twitter.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/608718532529037312</ref>.

A fan asked:
{{quoteboxred|Will I be able to play as Sonichu in Sonic Boom: Fire and Ice?}}

Sonic replied:
{{quoteboxgreen|Maybe, but only if we give Sonichu blue arms, three scarves, and ultimately just redesign him as Big the Cat.}}

A troll tried to notify Chris that Sonic was mocking him, but he believed it to be fake<ref>[[:File:Cwc dumb flake - credit to Pickle Inspector.png]]</ref>:

{{quotebox|That Is Fake, you dumb Flake.}}

Chris should have known it is not a fake, since he follows the account on Twitter.

Two later tweets also made minor mentions of Sonichu.

The first was on 9 March 2016, in which [[Dr. Eggman]] attempts to cancel getting "Big the Cat facts" on his phone by texting his favorite Sonic character, but is told that his favorite Sonic character is Sonichu.<ref>https://twitter.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/707622466391117824</ref>

The second was on 29 April 2016, where "Sonichu" is one possible name on a "What's Your Sonic Name" chart making fun of the "original characters" in the Sonic fandom.<ref>https://twitter.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/726090715885756416</ref>

===Sonic Boom pickle joke===
In ''Double Doomsday'', episode 7 of ''Sonic Boom'', Sonic orders a hamburger with no pickles and instead is served with extra pickles.

In Chris's [[FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!]] Facebook group, he posted about the pickle joke and took a "neutral" stance on it.
{{quotebox|10 December 2014

I know well I said not to talk about the show much, or post any spoilers. This time, though, I am willing to make this exception.

I have heard that in the show, Sonic ordered a sandwich with no pickles, but is served the sandwich with extra pickles. I feel neutral/indifferent about the joke. But my friend read a bit into it as a possible reference to myself, as well as a possible middle finger gesture to me from SEGA. Being Serious and Sincere, no sarcasm or jokes: what do y'all think/feel from this lame pickled vegetable joke? Answer in the comments of this post.}}

===Sonic Boom parody===
[[File:Mark as cwc - credit to John Furrman.jpeg|thumb|250px]]
Episode 57 of the ''Sonic Boom'' animated series, titled ''The Biggest Fan'', parodies the Sonic fanbase. Several references, whether intentionally or coincidentally, match with Chris-

*The fan, Mark the Tapir, is an overweight nerd with bad hair, large glasses and [[Medallions|a Sonic patch on his shirt]].
*Mark the Tapir has an awkward lack of social awareness, similar to Chris's [[autism]], and is especially reminiscent of his clingy, stalker-ish behaviour around [[Megan]] and [[Catherine]].
*At the 2:43 mark, Mark orders [[April 16 Fetish Vids#1 Fanta: Semen Flavor|orange soda]].
*At the 5:15 mark, there is a reference to [[Sonic Boom Protests|blue arms]].
*Mark attempting vehicular manslaughter on Sonic, like Chris did with Michael Synder.
*"Collectible plates" are mentioned, possibly made out of Crayola Model Magic?
*Sonic has a Tails hat placed on him at one point, making him look like he has [[Sonichu (character)|big yellow ears]].
*Mark is shown to be into writing [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|NSFW fan fiction]] of Sonic, with Sonic sarcastically mentioning [[Sonichu 8|"SonAmy! Ooh, spicy!"]].

<center><gallery>
File:Mark tapir.jpeg
File:Sonic Boom parody Blarms.jpeg
File:Sonic tails hat.jpeg
</gallery></center>

The episode aired on 10 December 2016. Three days later, Chris viewed the episode and saw "No resemblance" to himself in Mark<ref>[[December 2016 Facebook posts#Sonic Boom parody]]</ref>:

{{quotebox|Also, after hearing of Sonic Boom's "The Biggest Fan" episode, I found and watched it. Despite the segment on the arm colour in the portrait and the common fat, glasses, and hair on Mark the Tapir, and there was no mention or hidden cameo of Sonichu anywhere in the episode; I personally see No resemblance of myself in the Mark character. Especially in how far he took it to keep being able to be near Sonic; [[Chris and reality|I am not mental or crazy like that at all.]]}}

The episode's writers, Doug Liebilch and Bill Freiberger, responded to questions on Twitter about the episode. Liebilch said that [https://twitter.com/DougLieblich/status/808080337859293184 "He's not based on anyone specific. Just an obsessive fan character."] Freiberger also denied that Mark was based on Chris, and unlike Liebilch, he knows who Chris is, saying [https://twitter.com/BillFreiberger/status/809087510156410880 "Mark is 100% NOT based on CWC. He is a general fan type. We've done many blue arm jokes in the series. Not a clue."]

===Sonic Boom writer jokes about Sonichu===

On 10 January 2018, Alan Denton, a writer for ''Sonic Boom'', joked about Sonichu on Twitter.

{{quoteboxgreen|I love when people are inspired enough by something to write their own fan fiction. Totally support that. But (and I can't believe I have to say this...), if you then insist to the creators that your made-up story become canon, you've gone too far.<ref>https://twitter.com/AlanTheWriter/status/951193526917738496</ref>

(Whispers silently to my folder of Sonichu fanfic: "But not you. You'll all be canon one day...")<ref>https://twitter.com/AlanTheWriter/status/951193919483666432</ref>}}

Denton was a writer on the ''Double Doomsday'' and story editor on ''The Biggest Fan'' episodes of the show.

==Role in the comics==
Sonic first appears in [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]] as Super Sonic battling the [[Perfect Chaos Monster]] in [[Station Square]]. Whilst battling him, a [[Pikachu]] comes to fight Perfect Chaos and is tackled by Sonic. The power of the Chaos Emeralds mutates said Pikachu into [[Sonichu]], who then defeats Perfect Chaos.

[[Sonichu 1|In the following issue]], he crashes into Sonichu again. After recognizing each other, they team up in order to rescue [[Rosechu]] from the clutches of [[Black Sonichu]].

Other than being the catalyst for the creation of Sonichu and teaming up with him in the second issue, Sonic serves no other purpose. He disappears after issue #1, never mentioned again until [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]], where [[Robbie]] sickeningly refers to him as "Uncle Sonic".

Sonic returns in the "Clip Show" episode of ''Sonichu'' #11, where Sonichu and he discuss the past. He is shocked by the new [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Comic!Chris]], now a [[tomgirl]].

===Tails's lack of a role in the comics===
'''Miles "Tails" Prower''' is Sonic's sidekick, and has been in the franchise since [[Wikipedia:Sonic The Hedgehog 2|''Sonic the Hedgehog II'']] was released in [[1992]] for the [[Wikipedia:Sega Genesis|Sega Genesis]]. He has been featured in almost every form of ''Sonic''-related media such as cartoons, anime, and comic books. As such, many have been perplexed on why neither he nor an idiot ripoff (likely named "Prowerlo Sonichu") has had a role in ''Sonichu''. An orange character who's probably meant to be Tails can be seen in the background of a [[Scrapbook]] [[:Image:063-SonicVsSonichu.jpg|drawing of Sonic and Sonichu]] and he is also briefly featured in a fancomic [[PandaHalo]] made and Chris added to [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], but other than that neither Tails nor a recolor of him appear in the Sonichu universe.
[[Image:0860-Cwcville9.JPG|thumb|He did make a [[Lego]] version of Tails.]]
Chris has refused to include Tails in his comics, despite ripping off Knuckles and Shadow and featuring an [[Transformers|Autobot]] named "[[Prower]]". Contrary to what some believe, it is not likely Tails was omitted because of the rumors (made by [[BlueSpike|thirteen-year-olds]] on [[GameFAQs]] and Newgrounds) that Sonic and Tails were a [[homos|gay]] couple. Chris said that "I just did not feel need for a Tails-like Character in the stories. I disagree with all the rumors against Tails; if you read the [[Wikipedia:Sonic the Hedgehog (comics)|''Sonic the Hedgehog'' Comic Book Series]] from Archie Comics, Tails gets a Girlfriend."<ref>[[Mailbag_21#Why no Tails?|Mailbag #21]]</ref> He later claims that he "did not feel it appropriate for Tails to be in my comic."<ref>[[Mailbag_38#Chris is an expert matchmaker|Mailbag #38]]</ref>
Despite this, Chris ''did'' create two Tails-like [[Pokémon]] named Evails and Supreon (an evolution of the former), though they only appeared on the [[Wall of Originals]]. Tails also gets a mention in "[[Sonichu & Rosechu… The Genesis of the Lovehogs]]", a Sonichu short story which predates the comics.

[[Wild Sonichu|Wild]] might be the closest a Sonichu character has ever come to ripping off Tails. While they're nothing alike in their looks or personalities ([[Chris_and_writing#Characterization|or lack thereof]], in the case of Wild.),Wild does state in [[Sonichu 3]] that he can use his tail as a propeller, an ability also shared by Tails.

== Amy Rose ==
'''Amy Rose''' is a ''[[Sonic]]'' character created in [[1993]], making her first appearance in the game [[Wikipedia:Sonic CD|''Sonic CD'']]. She serves as the self-proclaimed love interest of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]. In fleshing out the world of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], Chris quickly ripped off the character to serve as Sonichu's girlfriend, [[Rosechu]].

[[Image:Chris-chan Traced.JPG|thumb|Yep, definitely different.]]

While Chris at least made an effort to disguise Sonichu's source material by re-colouring him, Rosechu is nearly indistinguishable from Amy Rose. Like Amy Rose, Rosechu has green eyes and pink fur, with the spines on her head arranged to resemble a bob haircut. Both wear red boots and dresses, with Rosechu's having a blue trim in a slightly different pattern to Amy's white trim. Visually, the only obvious distinction between the two is the [[Raichu]] tail Rosechu has, and the spines on the center of Amy's forehead, which Rosechu lacks. It should be noted, however, that when Chris draws Amy, he [[Chris and art|fails]] to draw the forehead spines properly, resulting in an even closer resemblance.

{{quote|MAJOR Differences between Amy and Rosie; Amy never had spikes on her back, the clothes are Different; Rosie’s Headband is White, not Red, and Rosechu has a modern girl kinda attitude, and lucky for her, Sonichu RARELY runs away from her charms. And, of course, she has her Electric-Type Attacks to boot.|Christian Weston Chandler, damning himself with [[The Sonichu Chronicles|faint praise]].}}

[[Image: Rosechu-AmyRose2.jpg|thumb|200px|right|Even Chris is bored with this sexist gabfest.]]

As Chris points out, the only real difference between Amy and Rosechu in terms of characterization is that while Amy's crush on Sonic is unreciprocated, Sonichu has been sucking face with Rosechu since the [[Sonichu 0|day they met]]. Obviously, this hardly marks a difference in their ''personality''. If anything, it says more about the differences between Sonic and Sonichu, since they respond differently to affection. Since she's already made her romantic conquest, Rosechu is free to pursue the life of a "modern girl", which apparently means [[Sonichu 8|raping people's faces]] and producing [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|terrifying amateur pornography]].

[[Image: Rosechu-AmyRose1.jpg|thumb|200px|left|Sheesh, they even think the same words.]]

As an epilogue to the Sonichu/Sonic team-up in [[Sonichu 1|''Sonichu'' #1]], Rosechu happens to meet Amy in [[CWCville Mall]]. With no hint of irony, the two remark upon how similar they are, and engage in a [[Women's rights|vapid conversation about shopping and relationships]].

== Shadow the Hedgehog ==
Introduced in [[2001]]'s [[Wikipedia:Sonic Adventure 2|''Sonic Adventure 2'']], '''Shadow the Hedgehog''' is an anti-hero version of Sonic the Hedgehog. As he quickly became a fan favorite among the ''Sonic'' family of characters and the trolls, it was only a matter of time before [[Chris]] decided to "create" another [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]].

Unlike Rosechu, who is virtually identical to Amy, [[Blake|Black Sonichu]] (later retconned to Blake) only resembles Shadow in his color scheme and tenuous allegiance to the forces of evil. While Shadow is primarily motivated by his desire to learn about his mysterious past, Black Sonichu was informed of every aspect of his creation by [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|Naitsirhc]]. Most notably, while Shadow is intended to be a dark and edgy character, Black Sonichu is basically just a punk, committing blatant mischief for very transparent motives.

While this might seem to make Black Sonichu halfway original, it really only means that he's a poor copy of Sonichu instead of a slightly less poor copy of Shadow. Blake's only real claim to individuality was that he acted like an asshole; since falling for [[Bubbles Rosechu|Bubbles]] in [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], he doesn't even have that going for him.

Shadow makes one appearance in the ''Sonichu'' canon when he shows up as a drummer for [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]], but is later replaced by [[Punchy Sonichu]]. A Shadow doll was also held by Chris in [[DivineTrial]], substituting for Clyde Cash. The same Shadow doll is in the background in [[For Julie's Eyes Only]].

==Comics==
[[File:Sth189.jpg|thumb|200px|right|More likely than not a bigger inspiration than the games series itself.]]

Sonic comics are almost as numerous as the games themselves, pumped out at a whim for a buck; they even made series specific for each region of the world. The one Chris is familiar with is the one published by Archie Comics, published in, obviously, [[United States of America|America]].

Chris has hinted at and mentioned that he is familiar with this comic series, and the layout of his comics tends to replicate the style of early Archie ''Sonic'' covers. Reldnahc's calling Chris "Prime-Chan" in the comic may be a reference to the character [[Wikipedia:List_of_Sonic_the_Hedgehog_comic_book_characters#Evil_Sonic.2FScourge_the_Hedgehog|Scourge the Hedgehog]], an evil version of Sonic from another dimension; Sonic is referred to as "Sonic Prime" when dealing with inter-dimensional storylines. Chris has also been known to trace images from an early special of the comic, "Super Sonic vs. Hyper Knuckles", for the basis of some of his fight scenes, and one of the early shorts, entitled "Sonichu 25 Years Later," takes its name from a 2004 arc called "Mobius 25 Years Later." Whether he still reads the comics now or not is unknown. He has stated that he would like ''Sonichu'' to be published by Archie Comics.<ref>[[IRC (22 December 2008)]]</ref><ref>[[Mumble 6|Mumble Chat #6]]</ref> If Chris still reads it, it will probably be a source of plagiarism and mass-debating for years to come.

Starting in [[April 2010]], [[Sony]] began releasing the Archie ''Sonic'' comics for download via the [[Playstation Network]].<ref>[http://blog.us.playstation.com/2010/04/22/playstation-comics-store-update-17/ PlayStation Comics Store Update]</ref> The likelihood that Chris has purchased them? [[Chris and money|Close to 100%.]]

==Plagiarism==
To put it bluntly, Sonichu is a [[Chris and copyright|copyright infringement.]] Chris tries to work around this fact by claiming that Sonichu is a [[parody]] of Sonic the Hedgehog, but Chris clearly does not understand what the word means, as Sonichu does not derive humor or provide commentary on the original franchise.

Though, since Ken Penders, former writer of the Archie Comics, can claim copyright on his Knuckles Ripoffs, then there's hope for Chris yet.

==Sonic Forces==

{{quote|A Lightning Bolt Tail; Long Ears; Longer down-bent Quills. Not to mention a [[Sonic Boom Protests|Tan Belly]] like Sonic|Chris's specifications for how the Sonic recolor avatar can look exactly like Sonichu.}}

[[File:Sonic Forces 1.jpg|thumb|150px|So close, yet so far.]]

On 7 November, 2017, Sonic Forces was released for PlayStation 4, Xbox One, and Nintendo Switch. Despite being in the middle of the [[Financhu Crisis]], Chris immediately ran out and purchased a copy, [[Chris and money|throwing down $39.99.]]

There are three gameplay modes included. Classic is side-scrolling, reminiscent to the original Sega Genesis games. Modern is full-on three-dimensional, like many of the games released within recent years. The third gameplay mode is Avatar, wherein the player can create their own custom Sonic character to play as.

Naturally, Chris thought his dreams of having Sonichu in a bonafide Sonic game would come true, [[IT'S DISAPPOINTING|but was disappointed that they did not include Pikachu accessories to make a copyright nightmare]]. The Sonic Twitter did make a few Sonichu jokes though; it's unknown if Chris's seen it.

Four days later, he asked his fanbase for someone to mod a more accurate Sonichu avatar for him<ref>[[November 2017 tweets#Sonic Forces mod request]]</ref>, being too lazy to do so, even though the way to unlock more customizable pieces is to just play through the game itself.

In a show of his [[ego]], Chris unlocked a [[heterochromia]] customization option, then took a photo and tweeted, "I wonder if that was inspired from me since my right eye Is green, while my left is a shade of blue, like purple: the combo of Blue and red."<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/November_2017_tweets#The_only_person_with_Heterochromia</ref> Notably, Chris declined to recognize similarities between himself and possible parodies on Sonic Boom and [[My Little Pony#Possible cameo in cartoon|My Little Pony]], although he is happy to speculate that game developers had him in mind when including heterochromia as a design option.

==Gallery==
<center>
<gallery>
Image:Modern-classic.png|Sonic with his 90's counterpart.
Image:001-Christophers1stSonic.jpg|Chris drew this in between ages 8 and 28. Notice the [[Sonic Boom Protests|blue-colored arms]].
Image:075-SonicAndSonichu.jpg|He's a street smart cop with twenty years on the force! He's a rookie straight out of academy! Together, they fight crime!
Image:063-SonicVsSonichu.jpg|Because we all like to see our favorite heroes crossover one day! [[Sonichu 1|Oh, wait!]]
Image:0065-Sonic.jpg|Sonic looking an awful lot like Chris.
Image:326-SonicJamCard.jpg|...I thought the answer was "Aim for the [[Sonichu 4|sourdough region]]"?
Image:327-SonicJamCardBck.jpg|[[6 June 2010|Yep,]] [[Don't Mess With Me|that]] [[Sonichu 10|most]] [[Autism Tutorial Extra|certainly ]][[28 October 2011|taught]] [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|him.]]
Image:445-SonicTotem.JPG|0-0 [http://www.geekologie.com/2009/12/um_yeah_maybe_get_somebody_els.php Geekologie Reader] does not approve of Chris's artwork.
Image:447-CWCSonicPlate.JPG|Sonic the Blowfish
Image:468-SonicCup.JPG|Chris makes his own [[Jimmy Hill|unlicensed ''Sonic'' merchandise]].
Image:469-SonicCupSide.JPG|Hello, lawsuit.
Image:0064-ChristianWSonic.jpg|Chris was so excited, he produced [[dirty, crapped briefs]].
Image:0077-SonicDoll.jpg|Chris still has this doll and it has seen [[For Julie's Eyes Only|horrible things]].
</gallery>
</center>

==See also==
* [[Doctor Robotnik]]
* [[Chris and copyright]]

==References==
<references/>

==External links==
* [[Wikipedia:Sonic the Hedgehog (character)|Sonic the Hedgehog]] on [[Wikipedia]]

{{Hedgehog Boys}}
{{Not_Jerks}}

[[Category:Stubs|Sonic the Hedgehog]]
[[Category:Things Chris has ripped off]]
[[Category:Video Games]]

[[Category:Christian and the Hedgehog Boys band members]]
[[Category:Blue Armed]]

Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora

2018-02-19T04:00:08Z

SonBreezie:

'''Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora''' is a 23 [[March 2009]] video in which [[Chris]] explains that it is healthy to fart, and sings the Fart Song from ''[[Family Guy]]'' (getting most of the lyrics wrong) for [[Ivy]]'s friend [[Flora]], who had a fear of farting in public.

Despite the name of the video, Chris doesn't actually sing (and we use the word "sing" very loosely) until 4:45, near the end of the video, opting instead to thoroughly bore his audience with long, drawn-out facts about farts that anybody can get off of the internet in less than a minute.

==Watch==

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{{Infobox/video
| name = Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora
| video = {{#ev:youtube|KmKrHyyenjU}}
| stardate = 29 March 2009
| maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| subject = {{Music|text}}
| style = {{Reason|[[Chris and health|Factual]]}}
| saga = {{Ivy|text}}
| shirt = {{DangerStripeShirt|text}}
| previous = [[Chris Sings Lovin' You#Watch|Chris Sings Lovin' You]]
| next = [[Take that Page DOWN NOW!#Video|Take that Page DOWN NOW!]]
}}</center>

{{quote|[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|It's not dangerous at all to let farts out.]]}}

=== Transcript ===

Hello. I'm making this video to Ivy's friend Flora, who uhh...has some concerns of her own about uhh...natural bodily function...that hopefully after this video she'll feel better about it. But uhh...there are...dangers about holding in farts...but, it's better and, and it's better to let them, it's better to let farts OUT, and it's not very comft-, and it's not...dangerous at all to let farts out. If anything, holding farts in err...there's a chance of uhh...getting hemorrhoids, or uhh...some ki-, or possibly doubles the risk of colon cancer. Err, there's rumors that's going around on the Internet.

But anyway uhh...[''reads from notes''] but yeah, basically farts are uhh, gas in our intestines that comes out from several sources. You know, the air you swallow, gas seeping into our intestines from our blood, gas produced by chemical reactions in our gut, and gas produced by bacteria living in our gut. Hm. And I get these facts I have printed here from uhh...[http://www.heptune.com/farts.html heptune.com], H-E-P-T-U-N...E. Forgot the E. [''in strange voice''] Remember the E. Anyway uhh...on average a person produces about half a liter of fart-gas per day, which amounts to fourteen daily farts. So it's no problem to let your farts out! Whereas may be difficult to...[''mumbles to self, cutting off the rest of the line he was reading''] Okay. Yeah, well...but you know uhh...a good reason why the fart, why our farts come out come out our uhh...butt...because that's where our HOLE is, down there, for the farts to come out of. And if you don't let the farts out it's like uhh...holding in...it's like uhh...zit. If you, if pressure isn't relieved from the zit then uhh, it just might not heal. Or it'll, uh, just get bigger and bigger and bigger. So...yeah. Mm.

Besides which, you know, farting is a sign that uhh...you are alive. I mean, second most, second most important sign to let you know, to remind you that you're alive aside from breathing. You breathe you're alive, you fart you're alive. All animals fart. Hmm.

Then also, uhh...you know the uhh...it's also a possible question of men farting more than women. Well, that's not true. They, women, fart just as much. It's just that uhh...apparently men take more pride in it than most women. MOST men take pride in it...yeah. [''Reads from paper and chuckles''] Ah, here's a fun quote. Listen to this: "I have read that men fart more often than women. If that's true then women must be saving up and expelling more gas per fart than men do." Hmm.

But anyway, uhh, harmful to hold in farts: there are differences in opinion on that issue. Certainly people have believed for several centuries that uhh, retaining the fart is bad for the health. Again, heptune.com. I wanna make sure I quote them:

<blockquote>Even Emperor Claydius [Claudius] passed a law legalizing farting at banquets out of concern for people's health. There was a widespread belief a person could be poisoned or catch disease by retaining farts, but doctors clarified that there is no particular harm. Uhh. It will not poison you. They are natural component in your intestinal contents. Worst thing that can happen is mild stomachache from the gas pressure. But one doctor suggested that pathological distensation [distention] of the bowel could result...if a person holds it in too much. And even the effort involved in retaining the fart can cause hemorrhoids.</blockquote>

And there's uhh, rumors going around about it possibly doubling the chances of colon cancer. Hmm.

But uhh, anyway, Flora, it's okay to fart once in a while. If you prefer to keep it private that's fine. You uhh...take it to the bathroom. And err, if people remembered, there was a song written about the joys of farting. [''Smiles and bobs head''] On an episode of ''Family Guy''.

[''Starts singing out of key while stroking [[Guitar Hero]] controller'']

I like fancy learning books...I like apple tarts...I like cozy breakfast nooks...I like modern arts...And I like farts! Yes, I like farts! I like to fart your, fart your, fart your farts! Yeah, I like farts! If you got heart, [''puts on an impression of what in his mind Ivy's friend talks like''] "Oh, I've got heart"! [''Mumbles something that's hard to make out which doesn't seem to match the lyrics of the actual song''] "Where do I start?" Well Flora, I will help you get your, Flora started. [''Chris starts to make several disgusting fart sounds with his mouth while continuing to strum his Guitar Hero controller'']

It's okay to fart.

[''Video cuts off and comes back as if Chris had forgot something''] Have a good day, Flora.

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{{Sweetheart Videos}}

[[Category:Chris-chan videos, March 2009| 2009-03-29]]
[[Category:Ivy Saga videos| 2009-03-29]]
[[Category:Videos About or Featuring Farts]]

IRC:Contents

2018-02-19T01:19:01Z

SonBreezie:

Welcome to the IRC namespace related to accessing [[Sonichu (IRC chat)|#sonichu]] on irc.rizon.net:7000. This is intended to help IRC users get shit done or learn how to do things.

'''Notice''': If you're familiar with IRC, then you MUST register your nickname (and sign in) with Rizon before you are able to join #sonichu.

If [[Chris]] can do it, SO CAN YOU!

== [[Image:Mirc.jpg|25px]] What happens in the IRC? ==
Usually nothing Chris related. At best, Chris references.

== [[Image:Mirc.jpg|25px]] Does Chris ever come here? ==
'''NO.'''

== [[Image:Mirc.jpg|25px]] Care and Proper Feeding of your IRC ==
===Clients===
*Browser based: [http://01.chat.mibbit.com/ Mibbit], [http://chatzilla.hacksrus.com/ Chatzilla (Firefox extension)]
*Windows: [http://www.mirc.com/ mIRC], [http://www.hydrairc.com/ HydraIRC]
*Mac: [http://colloquy.info/ Colloquy]
*Anything: [http://irssi.org/ irssi], [http://xchat.org/ X-Chat]
'''REMEMBER TO SET YOUR CLIENT OF CHOICE TO THE RIZON (irc.rizon.net:7000) SERVER!'''

===Registering and logging in===
To register, in the Rizon server area, follow these instructions:
*'''/nick [USERNAME]''' This will allow you to pick a username.
*'''/msg nickserv register [PASSWORD] [E-MAIL]''' This will register that username.
*'''/msg nickserv confirm [PASSCODE]''' Check your e-mail for the passcode and you're done!
To log-in, in the Rizon server area, follow these instructions:
*'''/nick [USERNAME]'''
*'''/msg nickserv identify [PASSWORD]'''
Now type '''/join #sonichu''' and you're in!

===Vhosts===
*[[IRC:Vhost|Registering a vhost (Not necessary, but prevents others from knowing where you live)]]

== [[Image:Mirc.jpg|25px]] When you first join ==
Due to many new people joining (and a majority of them being complete idiots), you may have to endure some hostility. Just act normal. Hopefully you're normal.

== [[Image:Mirc.jpg|25px]] What to do and not to do ==
===Rules===
*If you're a meme-spouting faggot, get out.
*If you're constantly asking Chris questions, maybe check the CWCki first.
*Just act normal and you'll probably be fine unless you have no idea what normal is.
*Respect authority (unless you want to get beaten).

=== How to get banned ===
*Being a [[white knight]].
*Evading a ban.
*Being disruptive.

== [[Image:Mirc.jpg|25px]] What to do if you're banned ==
Take it up with [[User talk:Canine|Canine]] (PM him).

== External links ==
*[http://www.rizon.net/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=13 Essential reading]
*[http://www.rizon.net/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=11 Rizon FAQs]

[[Category:IRC]]

Donald Duck impersonation

2018-02-19T01:10:56Z

SonBreezie: /* Examples of the impersonation */

[[Image:Chris Donald.jpg|thumb|What Donald Duck would probably look like had Chris's impersonation manifested.]]

{{quote|I... oh my God, I'm shaking. '''What''' was that voice? Th-, that was Hell....|[[Clyde Cash]]<ref>[[Mumble 4]]</ref>}}

[[Chris]] likes to believe that he is good at '''impersonating Donald [[Duck]]'''. His impersonation has been judged as mediocre by most and downright creepy by others. This is mostly due to the fact that Chris does not use appropriate comedic timing to introduce his voice acting. Although unlikely, some [[trolls]] maintain that when he worked at [[Wendy's]], he was actually fired for doing this impersonation. Since it might have been one of many grievances that Chris's former employers had, there might be some truth to this claim.

{{quote|Break the Ice with a joke: try not to use an [[Twin Falling Towers|offensive joke]]. Or, you can do what I do, if you can, just imitate good ol’ Donald Duck. Quack! Quack!|Dating tips from the guru, ''[[Sonichu's News Dash]]''<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/SchusNews7.htm</ref>}}

This impression is an achievement of which Chris is extremely proud. He even goes so far as to mention it in casual conversation, and [[Dating education|suggests other people to use it when hitting on women]]. Apparently, in Chris's mind, chicks dig unsolicited impersonations of Disney characters. He has probably misunderstood the common practice of showing off one's talents as a means to attract attention. This might impress a ten-year-old, but will not entice [[china]].

On 23 [[August 2011]], Chris sang the song "[[Wikipedia:Der Fuehrer's Face|Der Fuehrer's Face]]", from the famous Donald Duck short of the same name, in an attempt to mock [[Jack Thaddeus]]'s communist views.<ref>[[Re-Calling Ahuvia]]</ref> Chris, of course, thought Hitler was a [[Honor roll|communist]].

==Examples of the impersonation==
* Chris scared the shit out of [[Clyde Cash]] with the impersonation in a [[February 2009]] [[Mumble 4|Mumble chat]].
* He did it again in [[Mumble 7|another chat]] later that same month.
* ...and a [[Mumble 8|third time]], for [[Julie]] and friends.
* One of the more disturbing uses of this impersonation can be heard in the video [[CWCFlyingElephants]], made for [[Vanessa Hudgens]].
* Chris tried to impress [[Emily]] with the impersonation on their [[Emily Date Conversation Transcript|date]].
* He thought [[Kacey]] would like it in one of their [[Kacey Call 23|phone calls]].
* In an [[October 2009]] [[For Chris#IBA's video|video reply]] to [[Liquid Chris]], Solid impersonated Donald Duck to prove that he was funny.
* Chris also performs the impersonation in [[CatKnight Interview 3|his third interview with Arthur Spatchcock]], referencing claims that he scared a small child with it while working at Wendy's in the early 2000s.
* Requested by his interviewers, Chris performed the impersonation when he guest starred on the ''[[Internet Dream Lounge]]'' podcast in [[October 2017]].

==References==
<references/>

==See also==
*[[Duck]]
*[[The Creepy Stare]]
*[[Wendy's]]

[[Category:Physical characteristics]]
[[Category:Hobbies]]

PlayStation 3

2018-02-19T00:48:41Z

SonBreezie: /* Other oddities */

[[File:Cwcps3 by nevermonkey-d4jrnny.jpg|thumb|A life upgrade.]]
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The [[Sony]] '''PlayStation 3''' or '''PS Triple''' in troll parlance (purchased 17 March [[2007]]<ref>[[PS3 History Level]]</ref> - [[The MovingFoward videos|28 August 2010]]) was [[Chris]]'s original "life upgrade". Chris desperately wanted to win one in a [[Pixelated PS3|contest]], to this end he built one out of [[Pixelblocks]] and declared that he would "throw out the cure for [[autism]]" for one.<ref>[[Pixelated PS3]]</ref> Chris eventually went ahead and bought one with his [[monthly tugboat]]. In [[August 2010]], following [[#Molestations and other PS3 damage|repeated PS3 abuse]], he [[#Destruction|destroyed]] his life upgrade only to purchase another shortly after.

==PlayStation Network==

[[Image:Etc playstation.PNG|thumb|Confirmation e-mails, a testament to Chris's financial responsibility.]]

Being as irresponsible with [[Chris and money|money]] as he is, Chris went into overdrive with this feature of the PS3's [[online]] capabilities. Chris has spent so much on the PSN, it has contributed most of his credit card debt (roughly $3,500 as of early 2010).

You might ask yourself how he could spend that much and what he could spend it on. Chris seemingly buys everything possible, from game content to movies to several episodes of terrible harem [[anime]]. A list of Chris's PSN purchases reveals that he frequently buys DLC for games he doesn't even own.

Chris has spent at least '''$6,127.64 ''' in American [[Monthly tugboat|taxpayer dollars]].

=== Spending history ===

<center>
[[Image:PSNTracker.png|PSN Activity tracker]] 
'''Chris''' was last spotted playing '''''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]] Legacy of the Duelist''''' for the [[PlayStation 4|PS4]]. 
Chris has spent over '''$8581.62''' of [[Monthly tugboat|YOUR money]]! 
Chris's [[PSN]] is '''Sonichu'''. You can see his profile [http://psnprofiles.com/Sonichu here].
</center>

The following table chronicles Chris's deposits into his PlayStation Network "wallet" between April 2007 and February 2010, the period for which detailed records of his transactions are available (thanks to the work of expert hackers).

Some interesting patterns can be spotted in his spending habits. He was relatively thrifty for most of 2007 and into early 2008, when he still had a few other outlets for entertaining himself outside of his [[Chris's room|room]]. There's a sharp spike around the time of his first ban from [[The GAMe PLACe]] in the spring of 2008, although that signal spike might have been augmented as a result of his concurrent "breakup" with Megan Schroeder in a bid to salve the emotional wound with the desperate application of virtual toys. Likewise, it's probably not a coincidence that after Chris was permanently booted from The PLACe in the summer of 2008, he began spending a shit ton more [[monthly tugboat|tugboat money]] on PSN.

In light of the second wave of the [[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2010|Vivian Gee e-mails]], Chris's spending in early 2010 is impressive. Despite being supposedly put on a strict budget by his father at the time (in order to pay down debts created by his earlier PSN spending), he still managed to spend around $100 or more a month.

{| class="wikitable"
|-
! '''Month
! '''Amount
! '''Month
! '''Amount
! '''Month
! '''Amount
! '''Month
! '''Amount
! '''Month
! '''Amount
|-
| February 2010
| '''$130.00
| July 2009
| '''$80.00
| December 2008
| '''$150.00
| May 2008
| '''$90.00
| October 2007
| '''$55.00
|-
| January 2010
| '''$90.00
| June 2009
| '''$170.00
| November 2008
| '''$110.00
| April 2008
| '''$16.02
| September 2007
| '''$35.00
|-
| December 2009
| '''$234.29
| May 2009
| '''$135.00
| October 2008
| '''$90.07
| March 2008
| '''$20.00
| August 2007
| '''$65.00
|-
| November 2009
| '''$215.00
| April 2009
| '''$225.00
| September 2008
| '''$90.00
| February 2008
| '''$20.00
| July 2007
| '''$25.00
|-
| October 2009
| '''$268.41
| March 2009
| '''$210.00
| August 2008
| '''$85.00
| January 2008
| '''$75.00
| June 2007
| '''$10.00
|-
| September 2009
| '''$132.36
| February 2009
| '''$125.00
| July 2008
| '''$120.00
| December 2007
| '''$25.00
| May 2007
| '''$35.00
|-
| August 2009
| '''$50.00
| January 2009
| '''$90.00
| June 2008
| '''$30.00
| November 2007
| '''$30.00
| April 2007
| '''$25.00
|}
[[File:Cwc spending.png|150px|thumb|right|A graph of his spending between April 07 and Feb 10. Source: [[CWC PSN Spending R script]] ]]

=== Trophies ===
According to the [https://www.playstation.com/en-us/my/public-trophies/?onlinename=Sonichu PSN profile for Sonichu], as of 29 [[January 2016]], Chris has 3,724 trophies. ''Note: Availability of Sonichu's trophy information is dependent on the proper functioning of the PlayStation Network. Information is not updated in real time.''

Games with over 50% progress include:

{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
!align="left"|Game
!align="left"|Trophies
!align="left"|Progress
!align="left"|Comments
|-
| ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]''
| 70
| 100%
| And he still can't coordinate his jumps, or design a good level.
|-
| ''[[ModNation Racers]]''
|[[Chris and Sex|69]]
|100%
|A driving game that Chris is terrible at. The levels that he has made so far are simply bad, and he racks up a fairly consistent .200 winning average.
|-
| ''[[LittleBigPlanet|LittleBigPlanet 2]]''
|65
|100%
|The game that made his [[Autism Tutorial]] possible.
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Back to the Future: The Game|Back to the Future: The Game]]''
|60
|100%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale|PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale]]''
| 56
| 100%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:InFamous|inFamous]]''
| 50
| 100%
| A man dressed in yellow that shoots electricity? [[Sonichu (character)|Hmmmmm...]]
|-
| ''Sonic Generations''
| 50
| 100%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Skylanders Giants|Skylanders Giants]]''
| 46
| 100%
|
|-
| ''[[Kacey Call 8|Hannah Montana: The Movie]]''
|43
|100%
|[[Homos|No comment]].
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Skylanders:_Spyro's_Adventure|Skylanders Spyro's Adventure]]''
|38
|100%
|
|-
| ''Blue Toad Murder Files: The Mysteries of Little Riddle''
|37
|100%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Ratchet & Clank: A Crack in Time|Ratchet & Clank: A Crack in Time]]''
| 37
| 100%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:God of War: Ascension|God of War: Ascension]]''
| 36
| 100%
|
|-
| ''[[God of War]] III''
|36
|100%
| All that blood and gore couldn't stop Chris from grabbing all the trophies and deity boobies.
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Sly Cooper#The Sly Collection|Sly 1]]''
|36
|100%
| Furries galore.
|-
| ''Sly 2''
|36
|100%
|
|-
| ''Sly 3''
|36
|100%
|
|-
| ''God of War II''
|35
|100%
| From the ''God of War Collection''.
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Ratchet & Clank 2|Ratchet & Clank 2]]''
| 35
| 100%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Sonic's Ultimate Genesis Collection|Sonic's Ultimate Genesis Collection]]''
| 35
| 100%
| Another case of redundancy for most of the included games, especially the ''Sonic'' ones.
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Ratchet & Clank 3: Up Your Arsenal|Ratchet & Clank 3: Up Your Arsenal]]
| 33
| 100%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Midway Arcade Origins|Midway Arcade Origins]]''
| 32
| 100%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Ratchet: Deadlocked|Ratchet: Deadlocked]]''
| 31
| 100%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Cuboid (video game)|Cuboid]]''
| 24
| 100%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Stacking (video game)|Stacking]]''
| 21
| 100%
|
|-
|''[[wikipedia:Costume Quest|Costume Quest]]''
| 17
| 100%
| Made by the same people who made ''[[wikipedia:Brütal Legend|Brütal Legend]]''.
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Linger In Shadows|Linger In Shadows]]''
| 16
| 100%
| A demoscene production. Not remarkable. Most people already had 1,000 gamerscore in ''[[wikipedia:Second Reality|Second Reality]]''. In 1993.
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Sonic Adventure|Sonic Adventure]]''
| 15
| 100%
|
|-
| ''SBCG4AP Episode 4: Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective''
| 15
| 100%
|
|-
| ''SBCG4AP Episode 3: Baddest of the Bands''
| 15
| 100%
|
|-
| ''SBCG4AP Episode 2: Strong Badia the Free''
| 15
| 100%
|
|-
| ''Sackboy's Prehistoric Moves''
| 14
| 100%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People|SBCG4AP Episode 5: 8-Bit Is Enough]]''
| 14
| 100%
|
|-
| ''SBCG4AP Episode 1: Homestar Ruiner''
| 14
| 100%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Flower_(video_game)|Flower]]''
| 14
| 100%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Sam_%26_Max:_The_Devil%27s_Playhouse|Sam and Max: The Devil's Playhouse]] - Episode 1: The Penal Zone''
| 13
| 100%
|
|-
| [[PS Vita|''Welcome Park'']]
| 13
| 100%
| A Vita tutorial.
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Wheel_of_Fortune_(video_game)|Wheel of Fortune]]''
| 13
| 100%
| Truly, the apex of hi-def gaming.
|-
| ''Back to the Future - Episode 1: It's About Time''
| 12
| 100%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Gunstar_Heroes|Gunstar Heroes]]''
| 12
| 100%
| Chris may have gotten 100% in ''Gunstar Heroes'', but in reality, he's a total zero.
|-
|''Sam and Max: The Devil's Playhouse - Episode 2: The Tomb of Sammun Mak''
| 12
| 100%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Sonic the Fighters|Sonic the Fighters]]''
|12
|100%
| A fairly short fighting game that can generally be beaten in under 12 minutes.
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Sonic the Hedgehog 4: Episode I|Sonic the Hedgehog 4: Episode I]]''
| 12
| 100%
|
|-
| ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]] 2''
| 12
| 100%
| [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|"...Christian's father says it only takes a few hours for him to master an electronic game and then...''move onto another!''"]]
|-
| ''Sonic the Hedgehog''
| 12
| 100%
| Of course.
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Buzz!|Buzz!]] Junior: Monsters''
| 11
| 100%
|
|-
| ''Buzz! Junior: RoboJam''
| 11
| 100%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:NAMCO MUSEUM ESSENTIALS|NAMCO MUSEUM ESSENTIALS]]''
| 11
| 100%
|
|-
|''Sam and Max: The Devil's Playhouse - Episode 4: Beyond the Alley of the Dolls''
| 11
| 100%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:.detuned|.detuned]]''
| 10
| 100%
| Another demoscene production. Again, we'd allege that Chris wouldn't get too far in Farbrausch's more famous interactive entertainment prod ''.kkrieger'' - not to even mention the largely .famous ''.the .product'', dammit!
|-
| ''Sam and Max: The Devil's Playhouse - Episode 3: They Stole Max's Brain!''
| 10
| 100%
|
|-
| ''Sly Minigames''
| 8
| 100%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Mainichi Issho|Mainichi Issho]]''
| 7
| 100%
| A Japan-only release. Apparently just like ''[[Animal Crossing]]'', only more boring and even bigger of a grindfest.
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Frogger_Returns|Frogger Returns]]''
| 4
| 100%
| ''100!!!''...oh, it's 4 trophies for 4 levels.
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Skylanders SWAP Force|Skylanders SWAP Force]]''
| 40
| 94%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Burnout_Paradise|Burnout Paradise]]''
| 93
| 91%
| It has cars. They can be driven. Granted, it's an acclaimed title, but Chris thinks this game is up there among the greatest ever made, with the likes of ''The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time''.<ref>''[[Brutal Legend Plus]]''</ref>
|-
| ''Sonic CD''
| 11
| 90%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Braid_(video_game)|Braid]]''
| 11
| 89%
| A game about a man who alters [[Time Void|time]] to rescue his [[sweetheart]]. However, it's worth noting that ''Braid'' is a puzzle game, and not a simple one to play either, yet he still fully completed the game. This is perhaps the most definite proof that Chris isn't mentally retarded (or, at least, he knows how to use GameFAQs).
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Treasures of Montezuma Blitz|Treasures of Montezuma Blitz]]''
| 13
| 85%
|
|-
|''[[wikipedia:Tetris|Tetris]]''
|9
|85%
|
|-
| ''[[LEGO]] [[wikipedia:The LEGO Movie Video Game|Movie - Videogame]]''
| 49
| 82%
|
|-
| ''God of War''
| 33
| 82%
| Most of the trophies are earned by progressing through the game normally. The trophies he lacks are the ones that require you to complete actual challenges or completing the game in under five hours.
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Duke Nukem Forever|Duke Nukem Forever]]''
| 63
| 80%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Heavy_rain|Heavy Rain]]''
| 53
| 80%
|
|-
| ''God of War: Chains of Olympus''
| 32
| 80%
|
|-
| ''[[Wikipedia:Table Top Tanks|Table Top Tanks]]''
| 5
| 80%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Skylanders: Trap Team|Skylanders: Trap Team]]''
| 47
| 78%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Ratchet & Clank: All 4 One|Ratchet & Clank 4 One]]''
| 45
| 77%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Band Hero|Band Hero]]''
| 35
| 77%
| A pop music version of ''Guitar Hero''.
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Rock Band Blitz|Rock Band Blitz]]''
| 18
| 76%
|
|-
| ''The Price is Right''
| 11
| 76%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Sonic_unleashed|Sonic Unleashed]]''
| 37
| 75%
| Due to the trophy data not visible to the public and people reporting hearsay as fact, a lot of people were under assumption that Chris had 100% of the trophies in ''Sonic 2006'' (which doesn't even have trophies). Now, we're equally perplexed by the fact that Chris has ''only'' 75% of trophies in a bona-fide 3D ''Sonic'' title.
|-
| ''[[Brutal Legend Plus|Brütal Legend]]''
| 46
| 74%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Splatterhouse_(2010_video_game)|Splatterhouse]]''
| 43
| 72%
|
|-
| ''[[LittleBigPlanet|LittleBigPlanet 3]]''
| 38
| 71%
|
|-
| ''God of War: Ghost of Sparta''
| 31
| 71%
|
|-
|''[[LEGO]] Batman 2: DC Super Heroes''
| 27
| 71%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Penny_Arcade_Adventures|Penny Arcade Adventures]]: OtRSPoD, Episode One''
| 11
| 71%
|
|-
| ''Penny Arcade Adventures: OtRSPoD, Episode Two''
| 11
| 71%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Numblast|NUMBLAST]]''
| 10
| 71%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Papo & Yo|Papo & Yo]]''
| 10
| 71%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Noby_Noby_Boy|Noby Noby Boy]]''
| 9
| 71%
|
|-
|''[[wikipedia:Space Ace|Space Ace]]''
| 7
| 71%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Rock of the Dead|Rock of the Dead]]''
| 21
| 66%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:PlayStation Home|PlayStation Home]]''
| 13
| 66%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Sonic & SEGA All-Stars Racing|Sonic & SEGA All-Stars Racing]]''
| 36
| 62%
| ''Sonic Kart'' couldn't hold his interest long enough for a platinum trophy. No Sonichu? Back to ''ModNation''.
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Tomb Raider (2013)|Tomb Raider]]''
| 51
| 61%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:UDraw_GameTablet#uDraw_Studio_Instant_Artist|uDraw Studio]] - Instant Artist''
| 28
| 61%
|
|-
| ''Buzz!: Quiz TV''
| 16
| 61%
| The first of the ''Buzz!'' games to appear on PS3. See also Chris's [[Quizzes]] for his MyBUZZ! stuff.
|-
| ''[[Wikipedia:Uncharted: Golden Abyss|Uncharted: Golden Abyss]]''
| 38
| 60%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:LittleBigPlanet Karting|LittleBigPlanet Karting]]''
| 45
| 58%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Spelunker HD|Spelunker HD]]''
| 31
| 58%
|
|-
| ''[[Emily_Date_Conversation_Transcript#Meet_the_Pickle_.2801:21:44_-_01:25:29.29|Watchmen: The End is Nigh]]''
| 8
| 57%
| "Meeting with Chris-chan left [[Semen|bad taste]] in mouth. He is [[Tugboat|pampered]] and [[Tomgirl|decadent]], [[Chris and hypocrisy|betraying]] even his shallow, liberal affections. Possibly [[homos]]exual? Must remember to [[Kick the Autistic|investigate further]]."
|-
| ''[[Transformers|Transformers: War for Cybertron]]''
| 34
| 55%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Rock Band|Rock Band: Classic Rock]]''
| 12
| 55%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:The House of the Dead 4|The House of the Dead 4]]''
| 15
| 52%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Pure Chess|Pure Chess]]''
| 10
| 52%
| 10 of 13 trophies? Oh wait, only three trophies require any real skill.
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Uno_(video_game)|Uno]]''
| 10
| 52%
| Chris probably bought it in hopes that it was like the [[HEXBox|Xbox Live Arcade]] version. Forgotten about when he realized that was not the case.
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Uncharted: Drake's Fortune|Uncharted: Drake's Fortune]]''
| 26
| 50%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Sonic the Hedgehog 4: Episode II|Sonic the Hedgehog 4: Episode II]]''
| 8
| 50%
|
|}

Comparing to the [[List of Chris's games|list of games he owns]], there was a bunch of them that he hadn't even booted up a single time. There are some games he had touched maybe once and then left to the wayside; for example, all of his ''BioShock'' trophies are from the beginning of the game, and he received all of them on October 23, 2008, over a couple of hours. (The logical conclusion is that the second level of ''BioShock'' will ''blow your mind.'') In public, he also prominently featured games he never really played; the [[PS3 History Level]] shows many games that he touched only a few times (''Mirror's Edge'' and ''BioShock'', for example, currently sit at 11% and 9% respectively), and in [[PS3 Tutorial for my fans|the PS3 tutorial]], Chris says he thinks ''PAIN'' is a "fun" game, yet he let it sit at 0%.

=== Hacking ===
As a result of his online notoriety, his poor choice of passwords, and his innate gullibility, Chris’s PlayStation Network account was hacked or otherwise wrested from his control on multiple occasions. [[BlueSpike]], in his guise as Chris’s sweetheart [[Julie]], was able to convince Chris to break the first fundamental rule of cybersecurity and "share" his password in [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3|February 2009]], which was later used as a wedge to control and torment Chris. That summer, [[Jack Thaddeus]] seized the account, resulting in the infamous [[Chris humps his PS3|eight minutes of console sex]] and detailed revelations concerning Chris’s insane online spending habits.

Chris managed to keep control of his accounts for a surprisingly long time after his run-in with Thaddeus, but his luck ran out on 24 [[February 2010]], thanks to [[Surfshack Tito|a certain Hawaiʻian]].

==Fanboyism==
{{quote|So...good reason to get a PlayStation 3 system… of at least 60 GB or higher! 'Cause, uh, y'know, they have four USB ports, the memory card slots, and able to access the Internet wirelessly. While 40 GB and lower: two USB ports, no memory card slots, and requires an Ethernet cable to connect to the Internet. And...LittleBigPlanet! And as you all know from my sponsorship video, ev— most of the videos I put up on YouTube were spon— were sponsored by Sony, and their PlayStation Eye, and their PlayStation 3.|[[Chris Chan Update 13 October 2008|Chris failing to tell us what the "good reason" is.]]}}

{{quote|And yet, at the beginning, during the "Console War", I feel that I have chosen Truly Wise. Sony has truly helped this soul better his life, and many others as well. And with every new update, the PS3 and PSP grow more and more better alongside me. Playstaion isn't just a Station to Play, it's the station to Play and Truly Enrich Yourself. Higher Definition equals Better Points of View. Talking over the Internet from a sancturious comfort is truly an enriching luxury. Now I have put behind me my regrets of Life without Playstation. And with Priceless Experiences, an honest sense of satisfaction. And a more mature winning attitude. Sony's Playstation 3 and Playstation Portable are Truly a place I can call...My Digital HOME. :D Happy Anniversary, Playstation 3; you are Truly the Best Life Upgrade Ever|Chris, fellating the faceless angel of overpriced electronics in [[PS3 History Level]] speech bubbles.}}

Chris pops giant boners for PS3, so much that The [[Spanish|Hispanic]] [[Chris_and_race#Hispanics|community]] would call him a "Sonyer". He makes trolls on /v/ look like mild enthusiasts with his hatred of the [[HEXBox]].

==Molestations and other PS3 damage==
[[Image:Playstation Patrol W CWC's Car.JPG|thumb|right|[[Son-Chu]] camped outside a Playstation Cave]]

On 24 [[July 2009]], a video of [[Chris humps his PS3|Chris humping his PS3]] was leaked. It is generally believed that physically molesting electronics may often shorten their lifespan; hard drives and optical drives are particularly prone to breaking under such physical [[stress]].

On 5 [[May 2010]], Chris [[I Pimp My Ride|posted a video]] in which he bragged about removing a "bug" from his PS3, thanks to a [[white knight]] who tipped him off. While Chris did apparently understand that the component was actually the system's wireless networking antenna, he removed it anyway. It seems to have had no effect on his ability to connect his PS3 to the Internet, indicating that he either uses a wired Ethernet connection or he realized how fucked he was and put it back in place. In any case, he voided his console's warranty...just as planned.

On 27 [[August 2010]], Chris [[Stardate, August 27, 2010|posted a solemn video]] where he explains how he inadvertently formatted his own PS3, erasing over three years of his life. Through repeated abuse (see above), Chris's PS3 was misbehaving, prompting him to contact [[Sony]] tech support. They apparently guided him through an attempt to fix corrupted files on the PS3's hard drive, but he did not succeed and Chris was given a choice to reformat his drive, which he accepted.

In the video, Chris blamed a "misunderstanding" between him and the support representative as the reason why he ended up formatting his drive. His PSN account activity seemed to confirm he had indeed deleted everything.

==Destruction==
[[File:Cameragroup004.jpg|thumb|Trivia: Chris still keeps VHS tapes in the clutter of his [[room]].]]
On 29 [[August 2010]], trolls obtained the [[The MovingFoward videos|MovingForward videos]], where Chris finally put the nail in his life upgrade's coffin by beating it up with an edging stone and then running it over with [[Son-Chu]]. In the third video, Chris claimed to have tested his PS3 and confirmed it no longer started up but still "went into standby mode." He then used some scissors to repeatedly stab the console's remains. Trolls also obtained [[The_MovingFoward_videos#Destruction_Gallery|photographs of the console]] in various states of destruction.

The next day, [[ItIsFinished.MOV|another video]] appeared wherein Chris took the crushed, stabbed, and disassembled parts of his PS3, laid them out in his driveway, and ran them over with his car again for good measure.

Leaked [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails|e-mails]] later revealed that Chris's motivations were twofold. Chris destroyed his beloved life upgrade in an attempt to cash in on a [[Trollin Train|troll-proffered]] reward of $9,001, as well as in hopes of satisfying his sweetheart of the moment, [[Jackie]]. However, to the surprise of none, he didn't think through this idea very clearly. He destroyed nearly $5,000 in his greed, never received the reward that he'd hoped for, and never got to first base with Jackie, either.

== The rebirth ==
[[File:PStriple.png|thumb|And on the seventh day, it rose again.]]
By 6 [[September 2010]], only ''days'' after killing his life upgrade, it was resurrected, [[monthly tugboat|with your help]]. Chris had claimed in his exchanges with Tito and Clyde that he would never buy another PS3, probably an attempt to convince the two. Chris told [[Jackie]] that he experienced something similar to drug withdrawal after a few days without his beloved PSTriple: "Post-Destruction, two days later, I started feeling impulsive and tense from its absence."<ref>[[Jackie Chat 7|Jackie Chat #7]]</ref>

Interestingly, Chris's new PS3 still uses the original case design, even though the larger PS3s had been discontinued in favor of the newer "slim" model in late 2009. This suggests that the replacement is a second-hand or refurbished model, and may have been chosen so that he could put the custom cover he made for his old PS3 onto it.

== The PS Move of Fail ==
[[Image:ChrisWithPSMove.png|thumb|Chris's PS Move in all its fail.]][[Image:PSN TOMGIRL1-1.jpg|thumb|Tomgirl socializing online.]]
It seems that when Chris purchased his new PS3, he also purchased a [[Wikipedia:Playstation Move|PS Move]]. The PS Move is a derivative by [[Sony]] of [[Nintendo|Nintendo's]] [[Wii Remote of Fail|Wii Remote]]. Chris, being the lover of all things [[Things Chris has ripped off|TRUE and ORIGINAL]] we've come to know, just had to have one.

Chris seems to have painted the two controllers of his PS Move in typical [[Sonichu]] coloration; the motion controller was painted yellow, while the navigation controller was apparently painted light blue.

The PS Move has made two video appearances so far, in the [[ECV_00001|Cherokee video]] and the [[I put on my Wizard's cloak and magic hat|wizard video]].

Chris later blew forty dollars on the PlayStation Move SharpShooter<ref>[http://blog.us.playstation.com/2010/12/09/new-playstation-move-sharp-shooter-attachment/]</ref>, as seen in the infamous [[Tomgirl pictures]].

== PlayStation Plus ==
Sony started a [[Hex Bawx|subscription-based program]] that offers members discounts, free content (until membership expires), and exclusives. Chris, already owning everything there is on PSN, unsurprisingly decided to plunge another $50 into debt for a Plus membership. For $50 per year, Chris can now play "free" rentals of Sonic the Hedgehog and Sonic the Hedgehog 2, games that he has already bought many times over.

==Other oddities==
Chris appears to keep his PS3 on most of the time. In many of the videos, he's left the console idling on the main menu or in-game menus. In Skype logs, [[Julie]] complained to Chris that he is logged on PSN when he's not actually around, which was fairly confusing.<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 8|BlueSpike Skype Logs #8]]</ref>

Chris appears to have put at least some of the games he has bought in blue Blu-Ray cases instead of keeping them in original retail cases.<ref>Seen, for example, in ''[[Brutal Legend]]''.</ref> He even does so in the ''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]'' advertisement. This peculiar practice is explained in Chris's [[PS3 History Level]]: Chris buys Blu-Ray game cases from eBay and switches them over because "It's THINNER than the Clear Original PS3 Disc Cases; MORE SHELF SPACE for MORE GAMES."

He held his PS3 controller in [[I Got A Fish]].

==See also==
* [[PlayStation 4]] - The life upgrade... upgraded
* [[Chris-chan Discusses...]] - A video interview with Chris conducted over the PS3's video chat service.
* [[List of Chris's games]] - Detailing his entire game collection.
* [[List of Chris's PSN video downloads]]
* [[List of Chris's PSN game downloads]]
* [[Pixelated PS3]] - Chris attempts to build one from [[Lego]] and [[Pixelblocks]].
* [[PS3 History Level]]
* [[PSEye]]
* [[PSP of Fail]]
* [[PSN Blogs]] - An archive of Chris's posts.
* [[Sonichu Home Club]] - Because Chris loves Sony so much, he uses their ''Second Life'' ripoff.
* [[Sony]]
* [[Hex Bawx|Xbox 360]] - The kryptonite of Chris's video gaming.
* [[ItIsFinished.MOV]] - GAME OVER.

==References==
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==External links==
* <s>[http://us.playstation.com/publictrophy/index.htm?onlinename=Sonichu Chris' PSN, filled with useless trophies.]</s> Dead link as of May 2015
* [http://psnprofiles.com/Sonichu Publicly viewable detailed profile]
* <s>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3WQ3QiJMWU Boyfriend-Free PS3]</s> Dead link as of May 2015
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I Got A Fish

2018-02-19T00:45:45Z

SonBreezie:

{{quote|Welcome to the David Lynch movie of your nightmares. | WBCN, hitting the nail on the head.}}

'''I Got A Fish''' is a video uploaded by [[Chris]] to [[YouTube]] on 27 [[April 2009]]. In this video, Chris jog-dances in place in the security of his room full of toys, while holding a PS3 controller and lip-syncing to a stupid song full of [[random-access humor]] that he made up playing in the background. The song is about his apparent possession of a wish-granting fish. Despite the claim, he does not actually have a fish. Also, this song is probably the closest that Chris has ever come to carrying a tune.

The video is one of the few cases where the mainstream [[Chris in the media|''media'']] [[Toucher and Rich Segment|got in]] [[For G4s Web Soup|on it]].

The audio file included with the [[Power]] series of videos is a modified version of this song, but with the word "fish" replaced with "[[dick]]".

Chris reprised the song in [[Twelve New and Old Things of Christmas]] (2015).
==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = I Got A Fish
| video = {{#ev:youtube|FGZboGQWhLU}}
| stardate = 27 [[April 2009]]
| subject = {{Music|text}}
| style = {{Comedy|text}}, {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt = {{ClassicShirt|text}}
| previous = [[CWC's "It's All Coming Back To Me"]]
| next = [[Power]]
}}
=== Transcript ===
[[Image:Tardfish.png|thumb|right|A true sturgeon with rage.]]

[''song is delivered via voice-over as Chris mutely jog-dances in place holding a [[PS3]] controller'']

:I got a fish!
:Would ya like to make a wish?

:I got a fish!
:Would ya like to make a wish?

:I got a ''fiiiiiiiiish!'' [''spreads arms wide to accompany wobbly falsetto'']
:Would ya like to make a ''wish?'' [''swings arm around and turns off camera with grace'']

== Fan videos ==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = I got a fish! Animated
| video = {{#ev:youtube|jxlY0uvYzQE}}
| stardate = 14 [[June 2011]]
| maker = festivus31
| subject =
| type = Animation
}}

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = I Got A Fish cover
| video = {{#ev:youtube|wqXFPXFreoY}}
| stardate = 13 [[February 2015]]
| maker = [http://guwange.bandcamp.com GUWANGE]
| subject = I Got A Fish
| type = Song Cover
| info = From the album [[Trollsta's Paradise: A True and Honest Tribute to Christian & The Hedgehog Boys]] (Deluxe Edition).
}}

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Chris-Chan's I Got a Fish Reversed
| video = {{#ev:youtube|E8amaMCRUks}}
| stardate = 22 [[October 2017]]
| maker = [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCuObAUCueXDNZpyhljfQ_kQ Craig Smith]
| subject =
| type =
| info = A [[TRUE and HONEST]] Sturgeon with Rage, Reversed
}}

{{-}}
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[CWC's "It's All Coming Back To Me"]]|nextlink=[[Power]]|}}
{{Music Videos}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
[[Category:Media that has been published in real life]]

[[Category:Chris-chan videos, April 2009| 2009-04-27]]

Alex's Lemonade Stand

2018-02-19T00:32:56Z

SonBreezie: /* The event */

[[File:Cwcville Helps.png|thumb|"Cwcville Helps," [[February 2012]].]]
{{Quote|I, as a [[Money|charitable]] individual, like helping others, and Children are our future. So, I am participating during the weekend to help the cause to cure cancer in children, so they all can grow into fine, [[Health|healthy adults]].|[[Chris]]|not being ironic.}}

'''Alex's Lemonade Stand''' is a charity program founded by [[wikipedia:Alex Scott (Alex's Lemonade Stand)|Alexandra "Alex" Scott]] to raise awareness of childhood cancer. One of the organization's business partners was [[Lego]], which used its new "Lego [[gal-pal|Friends]]" line to help. Chris, being the [[Tomgirl]] and fan of Lego that he is, set up a lemonade stand in [[June 2012]] in hopes of raising money in honor of his deceased [[Robert Chandler|father]].

== The event ==
[[File:ChrisLemonadeStand.jpg|300px|right]]

On 4 [[February 2012]], a special "LEGO Friends Event at Toys 'R' Us Stores" was held, at which "children ages 5-up" would be able to physically build toy Lego lemonade stands to take home with them.<ref>[[http://www.alexslemonade.org/lego%C2%AE-friends-event-toysrus-stores]]</ref> Lego would donate one dollar to the charity for each one built. Being older than five, Chris participated and proudly told his [[Facebook]] friends about it.<ref>[[February 2012 Facebook Posts#Lego Lemonade Stand]]</ref> It was through this event that Chris learned of the option to host an actual lemonade stand, and he immediately registered one.

According to the original event page, entitled "[[CWCville|Cwcville]] Helps," Chris was to run the lemonade stand for three days--from 9 a.m. until 5 p.m on the weekend of 8-10 June 2012, more work than Chris had done since [[Cutco]] had ditched him nine years earlier. The stand was originally to be set up outside [[Chris's house]]; moved to the old [[Wikipedia:Circuit City Stores|Circuit City]] building, 100 Albemarle Square, [[Charlottesville]]; and then moved again to [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church]]. The initial fundraising goal of $50 was quickly met after donations from Chris's friends, neighbors, and fans, as well as more sinister figures like [[Clyde Cash]] and the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]]. As of 2 June, the total donated amount exceeded $150, but Chris never changed his original donation goal.

[[Image:132950942315.png|frame|center|Shit was so cash!]]

The page was temporarily deleted for reasons unknown; it is possible that Chris decided that [[Chris and money|raising money]] for ''[[Chris and death|dying children]]'' wasn't worth the [[stress]] of hearing mean things from [[trolls]]. It resurfaced at the beginning of June with the new location listed as his church.

Chris successfully hosted the lemonade stand (with some help from his congregation and UVA students), but it took place only on 10 June, and only for a few hours.<ref>[[June 2012 Facebook posts#Alex's Lemonade Stand]]</ref> He informed Facebook, "Including my ten dollar donation, I have raised $50.00 for the foundation."

Notably, this is one of the few times when Chris has both followed through on his promise and positively contributed towards the community.

==References==
<references/>

==External links==
*[http://www.alexslemonade.org/mypage/80275 Cwcville's page on Alex's Lemonade Stand]

{{The Internet}}
[[Category:Chris's house]]
[[Category:Websites]]

Alex's Lemonade Stand

2018-02-19T00:32:25Z

SonBreezie: /* The event */

[[File:Cwcville Helps.png|thumb|"Cwcville Helps," [[February 2012]].]]
{{Quote|I, as a [[Money|charitable]] individual, like helping others, and Children are our future. So, I am participating during the weekend to help the cause to cure cancer in children, so they all can grow into fine, [[Health|healthy adults]].|[[Chris]]|not being ironic.}}

'''Alex's Lemonade Stand''' is a charity program founded by [[wikipedia:Alex Scott (Alex's Lemonade Stand)|Alexandra "Alex" Scott]] to raise awareness of childhood cancer. One of the organization's business partners was [[Lego]], which used its new "Lego [[gal-pal|Friends]]" line to help. Chris, being the [[Tomgirl]] and fan of Lego that he is, set up a lemonade stand in [[June 2012]] in hopes of raising money in honor of his deceased [[Robert Chandler|father]].

== The event ==
[[File:ChrisLemonadeStand.jpg|300px|right]]

On 4 [[February 2012]], a special "LEGO Friends Event at Toys 'R' Us Stores" was held, at which "children ages 5-up" would be able to physically build toy Lego lemonade stands to take home with them.<ref>[[http://www.alexslemonade.org/lego%C2%AE-friends-event-toysrus-stores]]</ref> Lego would donate one dollar to the charity for each one built. [[Manchild|Being older than five]], Chris participated and proudly told his [[Facebook]] friends about it.<ref>[[February 2012 Facebook Posts#Lego Lemonade Stand]]</ref> It was through this event that Chris learned of the option to host an actual lemonade stand, and he immediately registered one.

According to the original event page, entitled "[[CWCville|Cwcville]] Helps," Chris was to run the lemonade stand for three days--from 9 a.m. until 5 p.m on the weekend of 8-10 June 2012, more work than Chris had done since [[Cutco]] had ditched him nine years earlier. The stand was originally to be set up outside [[Chris's house]]; moved to the old [[Wikipedia:Circuit City Stores|Circuit City]] building, 100 Albemarle Square, [[Charlottesville]]; and then moved again to [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church]]. The initial fundraising goal of $50 was quickly met after donations from Chris's friends, neighbors, and fans, as well as more sinister figures like [[Clyde Cash]] and the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]]. As of 2 June, the total donated amount exceeded $150, but Chris never changed his original donation goal.

[[Image:132950942315.png|frame|center|Shit was so cash!]]

The page was temporarily deleted for reasons unknown; it is possible that Chris decided that [[Chris and money|raising money]] for ''[[Chris and death|dying children]]'' wasn't worth the [[stress]] of hearing mean things from [[trolls]]. It resurfaced at the beginning of June with the new location listed as his church.

Chris successfully hosted the lemonade stand (with some help from his congregation and UVA students), but it took place only on 10 June, and only for a few hours.<ref>[[June 2012 Facebook posts#Alex's Lemonade Stand]]</ref> He informed Facebook, "Including my ten dollar donation, I have raised $50.00 for the foundation."

Notably, this is one of the few times when Chris has both followed through on his promise and positively contributed towards the community.

==References==
<references/>

==External links==
*[http://www.alexslemonade.org/mypage/80275 Cwcville's page on Alex's Lemonade Stand]

{{The Internet}}
[[Category:Chris's house]]
[[Category:Websites]]

Chris and television

2018-02-19T00:23:33Z

SonBreezie: /* Taste in TV */

{{Dated}}
[[Image:126052012913.jpg|thumb|250px|[[Sonichu]], coming soon on ''[[Family Guy]]''.]]
{{Quote|I Watch TOO MUCH FUCKING TELEVISION!!!|Chris, being surprisingly [[TRUE and HONEST]].<ref>[[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica]]</ref>}}

'''Television''' is a widely-used telecommunication medium for transmitting and receiving moving images, and a staple in almost all North American homes. It's also one of the favorite pastimes of our [[Chris|mutual friend]]. Indeed, when not "[[Fridays After Five|social]][[Impulse Gay Social-Club|izing]]", [[recycling]], playing [[video games]] or ranting about [[Sonic Boom Protests|blue arms]], it's a fairly safe bet Chris is sitting down and watching TV. [[Chris and health|Lots and lots of TV]].

Chris gets most of his information concerning the outside world through the television, among other entertainment media. This leads to blatantly ripping off concepts and characters from whatever he watches.

== Taste in TV ==
[[Image:Notthebathroom.jpg|thumb|A [[Ghostbusters|"classic" children's show]].]]
[[Image:Howells.jpg|thumb|Chris enjoys [[Gilligan's Island|ancient sitcoms]] thanks to his parents.]]

Most of Chris's television staples are fairly predictable. A bland mush of animation and [[random-access humor]] is rampant, with almost all of Seth McFarlane's creations (''[[Family Guy]]'', ''American Dad!'', ''[[The Cleveland Show]]'') holding his attention for hours. Indeed, Chris is such a devotee to this generic comedy that he bought [[List of Chris's PSN video downloads|tons of their episodes]] via the [[PlayStation Network]], for a sizable amount of [[money]]. [[Adult Swim]] is another big favorite of our autistic hero, and he even entered [[Harvey Birdman commercial|one of their contests]] and [[Adult Swim posts#Chris on his Harvey Birdman contest entry (April 2005)|raged when he didn't win]].

[[Anime]] is another area where Chris's choices are very transparent. ''[[Wikipedia:Shuffle!|Shuffle!]]'' is essentially a tale of a somewhat unlikable guy [[Women's rights|suddenly being accosted by several obedient and attractive females]]. ''[[Wikipedia:Gunslinger Girl|Gunslinger Girl]]'' is essentially a slightly [[Pedofork|unnerving]] bit of softcore eroticism. ''[[Excel Saga]]'', while generally regarded favorably, is chock-full of in-jokes and [[parody]], things that Chris can't understand but is eager to copy.

Certain bizarre choices do stick out, however. ''[[Monty Python's Flying Circus]]'' has been [[CWCFlyingElephants|brought up]] or '[[Merried Seinor Comic|referenced]]' several times, along with [[Some Favored Comedians|comedian]] [[Red Skelton]], and ''[[I Love Lucy]]''. The former feature's absurdity probably piqued Chris's interest, while the final two are probably an offshoot of [[Borb|his decrepit parents]].

Chris seems to have also watched a fair bit of Cartoon Network and Nickelodeon in the late 1990s and early 2000s, making references to ''[[KCWC_broadcast|Cousin Skeeter]]'', ''[[Things_Chris_has_ripped_off#Ed.2C_Edd_n_Eddy|Ed, Edd n Eddy]]'', and ''[[Things_Chris_has_ripped_off#The_Powerpuff_Girls|The Powerpuff]] [[Tomgirl_Saga|Girls]]'', among others. Many of these shows have gained significant cult followings, but were made for kids much younger than Chris was at the time. Seeing his [[Pokemon|oth]][[Transformers|er]] [[Sonic_The_Hedgehog|int]][[Lego|erests]], though, it's not that surprising that he was watching shows designed for elementary schoolers when he was in high school and college.

Chris has also shown an affinity for some darker movies, the most jarring being the ''[[Saw]]'' series. He rarely mentions the movies, though it's possible their influence led to the events of [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], where the [[Asperpedia Four]] were executed via elaborate death traps...well, elaborate by [[Autism|Chris's standards]].

If [[:File:Family Guy mirror.jpg|this picture]] is clear, Chris may be using Hulu or Hulu Plus lately to watch all the shows he can't on Netflix.

Mods Chris uploaded to ''[[ModNation Racers]]'' indicates he's a fan of ''[[Wikipedia:Drawn Together|Drawn Together]]'', for [[Mass debating|obvious reasons]].

He copied a scene from ''Beavis and Butthead'' in an issue of ''Sonichu''.
{{-}}

== Netflix ==
{{main|Netflix}}

Chris uses Netflix to satisfy his watching needs instantaneously, enabling him to reach a near-comatose state of mental saturation. Put in more practical terms, he spent more than ''6 hours'' watching ''[[Wikipedia: Keeping Up Appearances|Keeping Up Appearances]]'' and ''[[South Park]]'' in a single day. Twice. In terms of averages, Chris watches roughly 3 hours of television a day, at least for the week viewed.<ref>[[Netflix#Queues on 21 November 2009]]</ref>

The huge selection and 'Instant Watch' feature, combined with Chris's need to whack, has led to some interesting choices in film. To date, he has rented ''[[Wikipedia:Maniac Nurses Find Ecstasy|Maniac Nurses Find Ecstasy]]'', ''Story of O'', ''[[Virgin]]'', and many more titles with sexual names and/or posters. Considering Netflix doesn't deal in porn, he's wasting his time. Other than these porno hunts and impulse rentals, Chris is pretty much interested in only two types of three types of programs; adult cartoons, British sitcoms, and comedy, displaying a remarkably narrow range of interests. The only movie that really stands out in his selections is ''[[Vamprosa|Twilight]]''.

Netflix has also allowed him easier access to the cartoons of his childhood, ''[[Transformers]]'' and ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic]]'' being the most prominent. The apparent binge of ''Transformers''-related television may have been the "[[Things Chris has ripped off|inspiration]]" behind [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]].

==Fan videos==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Chris-Chan the Sitcom
| video = {{#ev:youtube|4MEcrWM0y5g}}
| Stardate = 27 [[April 2010]]
| Maker = MycalFelps
| Subject = {{Television|text}}
}}

==See also==
*[[Fandoms]]

==References==
<references />

{{Chris and}}

Sonic the Hedgehog

2018-02-18T21:58:46Z

SonBreezie: /* Sonic Forces */ Could Chris be considered "edgy"?

{{quote|[I] looked up to Sonic the Hedgehog as my lifelong hero, because he's not only quck in the feet, but also [[Slow-in-the-minds|in the head]].|[[Christian Weston Chandler]]<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 20]]</ref>}}

{| class="infobox" style="width: 21em; font-size: 90%;"
|-
! colspan="2" | ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' character
|-
| colspan="2" | [[File:Sanek.png|200px]]
|-
! colspan="2" |Sonic
|-
| '''Gender'''
| Male
|-
| '''Length'''
| 3'3" (100 cm)
|-
| '''Weight'''
| 77 lbs (35 kg)
|-
| '''Species'''
| Hedgehog
|-
|'''Arm color'''
| Blue
|}
'''Sonic the Hedgehog''' is a [[Sonic Boom Protests|blue-armed (in ''Sonic Boom'')]] fictional character that was created by [[Video games|Sega]] in order to serve as their main mascot (replacing [[Wikipedia:Alex Kidd|Alex Kidd]]), as well as to compete against [[Nintendo]]'s Mario. He is also one of the primary characters from which the much-beloved [[Sonichu (comic)|comic book]] hero [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] draws inspiration.

Chris claims that Sonic has been his "life long hero"<ref>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPv7MqvrDK0&feature=player_embedded#!</ref> since June [[1990]][''sic'']<ref>''Sonic the Hedgehog'' wasn't released until June [[1991]] - see [[Wikipedia:Sonic_the_Hedgehog_(video_game)|here]]. Interestingly, this is also a question on Chris's [[Quizzes#Sonic_the_Hedgehog_History|''Sonic the Hedgehog'' MyBuzz quiz]] which Chris assigns the right answer of June 1991.</ref>, replacing [[The Adventures of The American Rabbit|the American Rabbit]].<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#Conception_and_Creation CWCipedia article on Sonichu]</ref> Chris confirmed his loyalty to Sonic in 2014 when Sega's outrageous decision to change a non-canonical Sonic's arm color to blue forced Chris to [[Sonic Boom Protests|vandalize stores and physically injure employees]].

==History==
Chris likely first learned about Sonic from a magazine promotion of the series from late 1990, involving the basic plot of Sonic running around to defeat [[Doctor Robotnik]], who was portrayed as a [[Obesity|plump]], egotistical man who would endeavor to conquer Mobius and destroy Sonic, failing spectacularly each time. A show based on the games called [[Wikipedia:Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog|''Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog'']] was promoted via a [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|contest]], with the grand prize being a [[Chris and money|$1,000 video game shopping spree]]. Chris was one of the two winners of the shopping spree and was featured in a news story about the contest, one of the biggest moments (if not ''the'' biggest moment) in his early life, spreading its influence far and wide, from his decisions to enter contests (cf. [[GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes]], [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]], [[Harvey Birdman Commercial|''Harvey Birdman'' Commercial]], [[Pixelated PS3]]) to the eventual creation of [[Sonichu]]. Chris's loyalty was so strong that he was visibly upset when told by bullies that Sonic was dead.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 9|Jackie Chat #9]]</ref> Chris has shown little attention to the title character of Sonic's rival franchise ''Super Mario'', which is curious considering his [[Brand loyalty|militant hatred]] for the [[Hex-Box]] in favor of the [[PlayStation]].

In a [[Announcement 20160709|video]] released in July 2016, Chris indirectly acknowledges that Sonic the Hedgehog is poorly received; insisting that his original creation could "pull Sonic out of the ground”.

==Sonic Boom protests==

{{Main|Sonic Boom Protests}}

In [[June 2014]], Chris announced he was boycotting the TV and video game series ''Sonic Boom'' because of the fact that they changed the color of Sonic's arms from a flesh color to blue. Chris claims that this "U-turn" in design has caused him to "literally lose a bunch of sleep and peace of mind"{{cite}}. This was later enforced in [[October 2014|October]] when he posted two photos of himself holding up a Sonic doll with a grim face. Note that ''Sonic Boom'' is not considered canon and the color change is probably not permanent. Furthermore, the fact that Chris focuses exclusively on Sonic's blue arms instead of any of the other changes made to the character designs raises a lot of questions. It is also worth mentioning that even Chris's '''[[white knight|white knights]]''', including [[William Elliott Waterman]], criticised him for overreacting instead of defending him. The discouragement evidently only fanned the flames, however; Chris's anger towards the game only worsened and ended up getting him in deep trouble (see below).

On 17 [[November 2014]], in a post to the Facebook group ''Keep Sonic Original'', Chris revealed that his [[tard rage]] extended to getting into a dispute with several "Blue Arm Promoters" (The "security" [[jerkop|janekop]] and the [[manajerks|manajerk]]) at the [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]] [[Get-Tar Region|Target]]). The focus of Chris's debate was the "Sensory Overloading of the Blue Arms" and how the Target store should NOT stock games based on popular demand, but instead based on Chris's whims and requests. Although Chris claims that the discussion ended peacefully he still went on to encourage the people of ''Keep Sonic Original'' to help their noble cause by harassing the two janekops involved into sending the ''Sonic Boom'' stock back to the manufacturers, as if mall security had any influence over that.

Chris's rage fulminated when, on [[26 December 2014]], he went to his local [[GameStop]] (which he was [[banned]] from) to vandalise ''Sonic Boom'' store merchandise, maced a bystanding employee on his way out, and got arrested for [[Chris and the Law|breaking 3 laws]] in a single day.

==References to Chris==
===Sega Acknowledges Sonichu===
On 13 [[January 2012]], two [[Sega]] of America employees corpsed in one of their "Free Stuff Friday" videos when one talked about a Super Sonic plush they were giving away and the female called it "Sonichu?" Jump to 3:50 in the linked video.

{{Infobox/video
|name= SEGA's Free Stuff Friday - January 13, 2012
|video= {{#ev:youtube|Cnoq4-Mhpgc}}
}}

Chris saw the video and commented<ref>[[List of Christian's comments on Youtube#SEGA's Free Stuff Friday-January 13, 2012]]</ref>. He then filed it under a YouTube playlist titled "Trolling Stupid."

{{quotebox|I do not find that commentary funny at all. In fact, I feel pissed off to be ridiculed soo lightly.}}

===Sonic mentions Sonichu on Twitter===
On 10 [[July 2015]], the official Sonic the Hedgehog Twitter account joked about Sonichu and blarms<ref>https://twitter.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/608718532529037312</ref>.

A fan asked:
{{quoteboxred|Will I be able to play as Sonichu in Sonic Boom: Fire and Ice?}}

Sonic replied:
{{quoteboxgreen|Maybe, but only if we give Sonichu blue arms, three scarves, and ultimately just redesign him as Big the Cat.}}

A troll tried to notify Chris that Sonic was mocking him, but he believed it to be fake<ref>[[:File:Cwc dumb flake - credit to Pickle Inspector.png]]</ref>:

{{quotebox|That Is Fake, you dumb Flake.}}

Chris should have known it is not a fake, since he follows the account on Twitter.

Two later tweets also made minor mentions of Sonichu.

The first was on 9 March 2016, in which [[Dr. Eggman]] attempts to cancel getting "Big the Cat facts" on his phone by texting his favorite Sonic character, but is told that his favorite Sonic character is Sonichu.<ref>https://twitter.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/707622466391117824</ref>

The second was on 29 April 2016, where "Sonichu" is one possible name on a "What's Your Sonic Name" chart making fun of the "original characters" in the Sonic fandom.<ref>https://twitter.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/726090715885756416</ref>

===Sonic Boom pickle joke===
In ''Double Doomsday'', episode 7 of ''Sonic Boom'', Sonic orders a hamburger with no pickles and instead is served with extra pickles.

In Chris's [[FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!]] Facebook group, he posted about the pickle joke and took a "neutral" stance on it.
{{quotebox|10 December 2014

I know well I said not to talk about the show much, or post any spoilers. This time, though, I am willing to make this exception.

I have heard that in the show, Sonic ordered a sandwich with no pickles, but is served the sandwich with extra pickles. I feel neutral/indifferent about the joke. But my friend read a bit into it as a possible reference to myself, as well as a possible middle finger gesture to me from SEGA. Being Serious and Sincere, no sarcasm or jokes: what do y'all think/feel from this lame pickled vegetable joke? Answer in the comments of this post.}}

===Sonic Boom parody===
[[File:Mark as cwc - credit to John Furrman.jpeg|thumb|250px]]
Episode 57 of the ''Sonic Boom'' animated series, titled ''The Biggest Fan'', parodies the Sonic fanbase. Several references, whether intentionally or coincidentally, match with Chris-

*The fan, Mark the Tapir, is an overweight nerd with bad hair, large glasses and [[Medallions|a Sonic patch on his shirt]].
*Mark the Tapir has an awkward lack of social awareness, similar to Chris's [[autism]], and is especially reminiscent of his clingy, stalker-ish behaviour around [[Megan]] and [[Catherine]].
*At the 2:43 mark, Mark orders [[April 16 Fetish Vids#1 Fanta: Semen Flavor|orange soda]].
*At the 5:15 mark, there is a reference to [[Sonic Boom Protests|blue arms]].
*Mark attempting vehicular manslaughter on Sonic, like Chris did with Michael Synder.
*"Collectible plates" are mentioned, possibly made out of Crayola Model Magic?
*Sonic has a Tails hat placed on him at one point, making him look like he has [[Sonichu (character)|big yellow ears]].
*Mark is shown to be into writing [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|NSFW fan fiction]] of Sonic, with Sonic sarcastically mentioning [[Sonichu 8|"SonAmy! Ooh, spicy!"]].

<center><gallery>
File:Mark tapir.jpeg
File:Sonic Boom parody Blarms.jpeg
File:Sonic tails hat.jpeg
</gallery></center>

The episode aired on 10 December 2016. Three days later, Chris viewed the episode and saw "No resemblance" to himself in Mark<ref>[[December 2016 Facebook posts#Sonic Boom parody]]</ref>:

{{quotebox|Also, after hearing of Sonic Boom's "The Biggest Fan" episode, I found and watched it. Despite the segment on the arm colour in the portrait and the common fat, glasses, and hair on Mark the Tapir, and there was no mention or hidden cameo of Sonichu anywhere in the episode; I personally see No resemblance of myself in the Mark character. Especially in how far he took it to keep being able to be near Sonic; [[Chris and reality|I am not mental or crazy like that at all.]]}}

The episode's writers, Doug Liebilch and Bill Freiberger, responded to questions on Twitter about the episode. Liebilch said that [https://twitter.com/DougLieblich/status/808080337859293184 "He's not based on anyone specific. Just an obsessive fan character."] Freiberger also denied that Mark was based on Chris, and unlike Liebilch, he knows who Chris is, saying [https://twitter.com/BillFreiberger/status/809087510156410880 "Mark is 100% NOT based on CWC. He is a general fan type. We've done many blue arm jokes in the series. Not a clue."]

===Sonic Boom writer jokes about Sonichu===

On 10 January 2018, Alan Denton, a writer for ''Sonic Boom'', joked about Sonichu on Twitter.

{{quoteboxgreen|I love when people are inspired enough by something to write their own fan fiction. Totally support that. But (and I can't believe I have to say this...), if you then insist to the creators that your made-up story become canon, you've gone too far.<ref>https://twitter.com/AlanTheWriter/status/951193526917738496</ref>

(Whispers silently to my folder of Sonichu fanfic: "But not you. You'll all be canon one day...")<ref>https://twitter.com/AlanTheWriter/status/951193919483666432</ref>}}

Denton was a writer on the ''Double Doomsday'' and story editor on ''The Biggest Fan'' episodes of the show.

==Role in the comics==
Sonic first appears in [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]] as Super Sonic battling the [[Perfect Chaos Monster]] in [[Station Square]]. Whilst battling him, a [[Pikachu]] comes to fight Perfect Chaos and is tackled by Sonic. The power of the Chaos Emeralds mutates said Pikachu into [[Sonichu]], who then defeats Perfect Chaos.

[[Sonichu 1|In the following issue]], he crashes into Sonichu again. After recognizing each other, they team up in order to rescue [[Rosechu]] from the clutches of [[Black Sonichu]].

Other than being the catalyst for the creation of Sonichu and teaming up with him in the second issue, Sonic serves no other purpose. He disappears after issue #1, never mentioned again until [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]], where [[Robbie]] sickeningly refers to him as "Uncle Sonic".

Sonic returns in the "Clip Show" episode of ''Sonichu'' #11, where Sonichu and he discuss the past. He is shocked by the new [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Comic!Chris]], now a [[tomgirl]].

===Tails's lack of a role in the comics===
'''Miles "Tails" Prower''' is Sonic's sidekick, and has been in the franchise since [[Wikipedia:Sonic The Hedgehog 2|''Sonic the Hedgehog II'']] was released in [[1992]] for the [[Wikipedia:Sega Genesis|Sega Genesis]]. He has been featured in almost every form of ''Sonic''-related media such as cartoons, anime, and comic books. As such, many have been perplexed on why neither he nor an idiot ripoff (likely named "Prowerlo Sonichu") has had a role in ''Sonichu''. An orange character who's probably meant to be Tails can be seen in the background of a [[Scrapbook]] [[:Image:063-SonicVsSonichu.jpg|drawing of Sonic and Sonichu]] and he is also briefly featured in a fancomic [[PandaHalo]] made and Chris added to [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], but other than that neither Tails nor a recolor of him appear in the Sonichu universe.
[[Image:0860-Cwcville9.JPG|thumb|He did make a [[Lego]] version of Tails.]]
Chris has refused to include Tails in his comics, despite ripping off Knuckles and Shadow and featuring an [[Transformers|Autobot]] named "[[Prower]]". Contrary to what some believe, it is not likely Tails was omitted because of the rumors (made by [[BlueSpike|thirteen-year-olds]] on [[GameFAQs]] and Newgrounds) that Sonic and Tails were a [[homos|gay]] couple. Chris said that "I just did not feel need for a Tails-like Character in the stories. I disagree with all the rumors against Tails; if you read the [[Wikipedia:Sonic the Hedgehog (comics)|''Sonic the Hedgehog'' Comic Book Series]] from Archie Comics, Tails gets a Girlfriend."<ref>[[Mailbag_21#Why no Tails?|Mailbag #21]]</ref> He later claims that he "did not feel it appropriate for Tails to be in my comic."<ref>[[Mailbag_38#Chris is an expert matchmaker|Mailbag #38]]</ref>
Despite this, Chris ''did'' create two Tails-like [[Pokémon]] named Evails and Supreon (an evolution of the former), though they only appeared on the [[Wall of Originals]]. Tails also gets a mention in "[[Sonichu & Rosechu… The Genesis of the Lovehogs]]", a Sonichu short story which predates the comics.

[[Wild Sonichu|Wild]] might be the closest a Sonichu character has ever come to ripping off Tails. While they're nothing alike in their looks or personalities ([[Chris_and_writing#Characterization|or lack thereof]], in the case of Wild.),Wild does state in [[Sonichu 3]] that he can use his tail as a propeller, an ability also shared by Tails.

== Amy Rose ==
'''Amy Rose''' is a ''[[Sonic]]'' character created in [[1993]], making her first appearance in the game [[Wikipedia:Sonic CD|''Sonic CD'']]. She serves as the self-proclaimed love interest of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]. In fleshing out the world of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], Chris quickly ripped off the character to serve as Sonichu's girlfriend, [[Rosechu]].

[[Image:Chris-chan Traced.JPG|thumb|Yep, definitely different.]]

While Chris at least made an effort to disguise Sonichu's source material by re-colouring him, Rosechu is nearly indistinguishable from Amy Rose. Like Amy Rose, Rosechu has green eyes and pink fur, with the spines on her head arranged to resemble a bob haircut. Both wear red boots and dresses, with Rosechu's having a blue trim in a slightly different pattern to Amy's white trim. Visually, the only obvious distinction between the two is the [[Raichu]] tail Rosechu has, and the spines on the center of Amy's forehead, which Rosechu lacks. It should be noted, however, that when Chris draws Amy, he [[Chris and art|fails]] to draw the forehead spines properly, resulting in an even closer resemblance.

{{quote|MAJOR Differences between Amy and Rosie; Amy never had spikes on her back, the clothes are Different; Rosie’s Headband is White, not Red, and Rosechu has a modern girl kinda attitude, and lucky for her, Sonichu RARELY runs away from her charms. And, of course, she has her Electric-Type Attacks to boot.|Christian Weston Chandler, damning himself with [[The Sonichu Chronicles|faint praise]].}}

[[Image: Rosechu-AmyRose2.jpg|thumb|200px|right|Even Chris is bored with this sexist gabfest.]]

As Chris points out, the only real difference between Amy and Rosechu in terms of characterization is that while Amy's crush on Sonic is unreciprocated, Sonichu has been sucking face with Rosechu since the [[Sonichu 0|day they met]]. Obviously, this hardly marks a difference in their ''personality''. If anything, it says more about the differences between Sonic and Sonichu, since they respond differently to affection. Since she's already made her romantic conquest, Rosechu is free to pursue the life of a "modern girl", which apparently means [[Sonichu 8|raping people's faces]] and producing [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|terrifying amateur pornography]].

[[Image: Rosechu-AmyRose1.jpg|thumb|200px|left|Sheesh, they even think the same words.]]

As an epilogue to the Sonichu/Sonic team-up in [[Sonichu 1|''Sonichu'' #1]], Rosechu happens to meet Amy in [[CWCville Mall]]. With no hint of irony, the two remark upon how similar they are, and engage in a [[Women's rights|vapid conversation about shopping and relationships]].

== Shadow the Hedgehog ==
Introduced in [[2001]]'s [[Wikipedia:Sonic Adventure 2|''Sonic Adventure 2'']], '''Shadow the Hedgehog''' is an anti-hero version of Sonic the Hedgehog. As he quickly became a fan favorite among the ''Sonic'' family of characters, it was only a matter of time before [[Chris]] decided to "create" another [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]].

Unlike Rosechu, who is virtually identical to Amy, [[Blake|Black Sonichu]] (later retconned to Blake) only resembles Shadow in his color scheme and tenuous allegiance to the forces of evil. While Shadow is primarily motivated by his desire to learn about his mysterious past, Black Sonichu was informed of every aspect of his creation by [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|Naitsirhc]]. Most notably, while Shadow is intended to be a dark and edgy character, Black Sonichu is basically just a punk, committing blatant mischief for very transparent motives.

While this might seem to make Black Sonichu halfway original, it really only means that he's a poor copy of Sonichu instead of a slightly less poor copy of Shadow. Blake's only real claim to individuality was that he acted like an asshole; since falling for [[Bubbles Rosechu|Bubbles]] in [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], he doesn't even have that going for him.

Shadow makes one appearance in the ''Sonichu'' canon when he shows up as a drummer for [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]], but is later replaced by [[Punchy Sonichu]].

==Comics==
[[File:Sth189.jpg|thumb|200px|right|More likely than not a bigger inspiration than the games series itself.]]

Sonic comics are almost as numerous as the games themselves, pumped out at a whim for a buck; they even made series specific for each region of the world. The one Chris is familiar with is the one published by Archie Comics, published in, obviously, [[United States of America|America]].

Chris has hinted at and mentioned that he is familiar with this comic series, and the layout of his comics tends to replicate the style of early Archie ''Sonic'' covers. Reldnahc's calling Chris "Prime-Chan" in the comic may be a reference to the character [[Wikipedia:List_of_Sonic_the_Hedgehog_comic_book_characters#Evil_Sonic.2FScourge_the_Hedgehog|Scourge the Hedgehog]], an evil version of Sonic from another dimension; Sonic is referred to as "Sonic Prime" when dealing with inter-dimensional storylines. Chris has also been known to trace images from an early special of the comic, "Super Sonic vs. Hyper Knuckles", for the basis of some of his fight scenes, and one of the early shorts, entitled "Sonichu 25 Years Later," takes its name from a 2004 arc called "Mobius 25 Years Later." Whether he still reads the comics now or not is unknown. He has stated that he would like ''Sonichu'' to be published by Archie Comics.<ref>[[IRC (22 December 2008)]]</ref><ref>[[Mumble 6|Mumble Chat #6]]</ref> If Chris still reads it, it will probably be a source of plagiarism and mass-debating for years to come.

Starting in [[April 2010]], [[Sony]] began releasing the Archie ''Sonic'' comics for download via the [[Playstation Network]].<ref>[http://blog.us.playstation.com/2010/04/22/playstation-comics-store-update-17/ PlayStation Comics Store Update]</ref> The likelihood that Chris has purchased them? [[Chris and money|Close to 100%.]]

==Plagiarism==
To put it bluntly, Sonichu is a [[Chris and copyright|copyright infringement.]] Chris tries to work around this fact by claiming that Sonichu is a [[parody]] of Sonic the Hedgehog, but Chris clearly does not understand what the word means, as Sonichu does not derive humor or provide commentary on the original franchise.

Though, since Ken Penders, former writer of the Archie Comics, can claim copyright on his Knuckles Ripoffs, then there's hope for Chris yet.

==Sonic Forces==

{{quote|A Lightning Bolt Tail; Long Ears; Longer down-bent Quills. Not to mention a [[Sonic Boom Protests|Tan Belly]] like Sonic|Chris's specifications for how the Sonic recolor avatar can look exactly like Sonichu.}}

[[File:Sonic Forces 1.jpg|thumb|150px|So close, yet so far.]]

On 7 November, 2017, Sonic Forces was released for PlayStation 4, Xbox One, and Nintendo Switch. Despite being in the middle of the [[Financhu Crisis]], Chris immediately ran out and purchased a copy, [[Chris and money|throwing down $39.99.]]

There are three gameplay modes included. Classic is side-scrolling, reminiscent to the original Sega Genesis games. Modern is full-on three-dimensional, like many of the games released within recent years. The third gameplay mode is Avatar, wherein the player can create their own custom Sonic character to play as.

Naturally, Chris thought his dreams of having Sonichu in a bonafide Sonic game would come true, [[IT'S DISAPPOINTING|but was disappointed that they did not include Pikachu accessories to make a copyright nightmare]]. The Sonic Twitter did make a few Sonichu jokes though; it's unknown if Chris's seen it.

Four days later, he asked his fanbase for someone to mod a more accurate Sonichu avatar for him<ref>[[November 2017 tweets#Sonic Forces mod request]]</ref>, being too lazy to do so, even though the way to unlock more customizable pieces is to just play through the game itself.

In a show of his [[ego]], Chris unlocked a [[heterochromia]] customization option, then took a photo and tweeted, "I wonder if that was inspired from me since my right eye Is green, while my left is a shade of blue, like purple: the combo of Blue and red."<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/November_2017_tweets#The_only_person_with_Heterochromia</ref> Notably, Chris declined to recognize similarities between himself and possible parodies on Sonic Boom and [[My Little Pony#Possible cameo in cartoon|My Little Pony]], although he is happy to speculate that game developers had him in mind when including heterochromia as a design option.

It is unknown what Chris thinks of Infinite, the new antagonist. Despite a few of the [[trolls]] being attracted to Infinite, most of them think he's edgelord incarnate... like a certain Virginian lolcow.

==Gallery==
<center>
<gallery>
Image:Modern-classic.png|Sonic with his 90's counterpart.
Image:001-Christophers1stSonic.jpg|Chris drew this in between ages 8 and 28. Notice the [[Sonic Boom Protests|blue-colored arms]].
Image:075-SonicAndSonichu.jpg|He's a street smart cop with twenty years on the force! He's a rookie straight out of academy! Together, they fight crime!
Image:063-SonicVsSonichu.jpg|Because we all like to see our favorite heroes crossover one day! [[Sonichu 1|Oh, wait!]]
Image:0065-Sonic.jpg|Sonic looking an awful lot like Chris.
Image:326-SonicJamCard.jpg|...I thought the answer was "Aim for the [[Sonichu 4|sourdough region]]"?
Image:327-SonicJamCardBck.jpg|[[6 June 2010|Yep,]] [[Don't Mess With Me|that]] [[Sonichu 10|most]] [[Autism Tutorial Extra|certainly ]][[28 October 2011|taught]] [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|him.]]
Image:445-SonicTotem.JPG|0-0 [http://www.geekologie.com/2009/12/um_yeah_maybe_get_somebody_els.php Geekologie Reader] does not approve of Chris's artwork.
Image:447-CWCSonicPlate.JPG|Sonic the Blowfish
Image:468-SonicCup.JPG|Chris makes his own [[Jimmy Hill|unlicensed ''Sonic'' merchandise]].
Image:469-SonicCupSide.JPG|Hello, lawsuit.
Image:0064-ChristianWSonic.jpg|Chris was so excited, he produced [[dirty, crapped briefs]].
Image:0077-SonicDoll.jpg|Chris still has this doll and it has seen [[For Julie's Eyes Only|horrible things]].
</gallery>
</center>

==See also==
* [[Doctor Robotnik]]
* [[Chris and copyright]]

==References==
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==External links==
* [[Wikipedia:Sonic the Hedgehog (character)|Sonic the Hedgehog]] on [[Wikipedia]]

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User talk:SonBreezie

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SonBreezie:

Talk:Toonami

2017-11-08T20:33:38Z

SonBreezie:

Does this need to be an article? Chris hasn't mentioned Toonami.
:Chris and Megan Schroeder used to watch Sailor Moon, and Dragon Ball Z and Yu Yu Hakusho are anime Chris has watched. It's safe to say Chris has watched Toonami. [[User:SonBreezie|SonBreezie]] ([[User talk:SonBreezie|talk]]) 20:33, 8 November 2017 (UTC)

Talk:Toonami

2017-11-08T20:33:23Z

SonBreezie:

Star Wars

2017-11-08T03:14:38Z

SonBreezie:

{{Merge|1=some other articles}}
[[File:Star wars.jpg|thumb|300px|Remember Chris, [[autism]] will be with you--always.]]
[[File:Screen Shot 2016-04-28 at 9.20.26 PM.png|thumb|300px|Chris' ''Star Wars'' self.]]
[[File:Screen Shot 2016-04-28 at 9.21.01 PM.png|thumb|300px|Ditto, but [[Tomgirl|female]].]]
[[File:ChrisNass.png|thumb|300px|Coincidince?, I think not!]]

'''''Star Wars''''' is a film and media franchise created by [[Wikipedia:George Lucas|George Lucas]]. It begun with 1977's ''Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope'', which was released to critical and commercial acclaim and is now considered to be one of the best movies of all-time. The popularity of the first installment lead to two more sequels, 1980's ''Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back'', and 1983's ''Episode VI: Return of the Jedi''. The franchise is now a cultural icon, and has spawned legions of parodies, and book and television companions, as well as a prequel trilogy, consisting of 1999's ''Episode I: The Phantom Menace'', 2002's ''Episode II: Attack of the Clones'', and 2005's ''Episode III: Revenge of the Sith'' (which weren't as well-received as the original trilogy) and a sequel trilogy, beginning with 2015's ''Episode VII: The Force Awakens''.

The series was also parodied in a three-part trilogy of episodes on ''[[Family Guy]]'', the likely reason as to how [[Chris]] knows about the franchise in the first place. He has stated on several occasions that he likes the franchise, and has [[Things Chris has ripped off|ripped it off]] on certain occasions.

Many of the [[trolls]] also like Star Wars, including [[User:SonBreezie|SonBreezie]].

==References by Chris==
*[[Wikipedia:Luke Skywalker|Luke Skywalker]] competes in [[Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway]] and fights [[Wikipedia:Darth Maul|Darth Maul]]. A "[[Wikipedia:Darth Vader|Vader]] [[Wikipedia:Droid (robot)|Droid]]", [[Wikipedia:Darth Vader|Anakin Skywalker]] and [[Wikipedia:R2-D2|R2-D2]] show up as well.
*In the [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|FUTURE MESSAGE]], Chris referred to [[Tobacky|cigarettes]] as "death sticks," a [[CWC-ism|retarded euphemism]] borrowed from one of the stupider scenes in [[Wikipedia:Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones|''Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones'']].
* In [[IRC]], Chris told trolls ''"I've enjoyed 5/6 Episodes, and Clone Wars; didn't see EP3 yet''<ref>[[IRC (22 December 2008)]]</ref> and that Episode IV is his favourite<ref>[[IRC_(28_December_2008)]]</ref>
*He owns five Star Wars [[games]] and several [[toys]]
*In [[Julie Reveals Herself]], [[Max]] does a [[Wikipedia:Chewbacca|Chewbacca]] impression, which Chris responds to with one of his own, arguably even worse than his [[Donald Duck impersonation]].
*Chris [[List of Chris's PSN game downloads|downloaded]] Yoda for [[Soul Calibur|''Soulcalibur 4'']].
*He used [[Thorg]]'s love of Star Wars as evidence of his nerdiness<ref>[[Exposed - Jeremy Slonwhite of Vancouver, BC Canada]]</ref>
*He told [[Clyde]] and [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]] ''"You both want me to even Beg, you can go point at your own damn snouts and Oink like [[South Park|Eric Cartman]], and then Rape yourselves with your own Damn Darth Maul Dual LightSabre."''<ref>[[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails]]</ref>
*[[Wild Sonichu]]'s proposed backstory is an admitted Star Wars ripoff:
{{Quote|Wild Sonichu's story is of after he loses his father to some [[Pokémon|Pok'emon]] poachers (possibly of [[Team Rocket]] and [[Giovanni]]), and years later, he hears the call of his father from afar, and he sets forward to find and rescue him. The ending being he finds his Scyther father evolved to a Scizor, and it draws into a plot similar to that in Star Wars between Luke and Vader.|Chris<ref>[[Jackie_E-mails]]</ref>}}
*In the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comics]], Jason Kendrick Howell's throne appears to bear resemblance to the Emperor's throne in ''Return of the Jedi''.
*[[Wikipedia:Ahsoka Tano|Ahsoka]] is shown gossiping with a "[[JERKS|douchebag]]" in [[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013]].

==References==
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[[Category:Things Chris has ripped off]]

Dragon Ball

2017-11-06T21:45:24Z

SonBreezie:

'''''Dragon Ball Z''''' is the second [[anime]] in the ''Dragon Ball'' franchise, which follows the adventures of the protagonist Goku as he trains in martial arts and explores the world in search of [[Sonichu Balls|seven mystical orbs known as the Dragon Balls]]. It is aired on [[Toonami]]. The show is known for having [[Autism|high-speed, flashy, colorful battles and choreographed attacks]], so it's not hard to see why Chris would like it.

==Chris and the series==
[[Chris]]'s "[[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]]!" and "Shin-ye-ha-me-ha!" are a blatant ripoff of the "Ka-me-ha-me-ha," an attack used mostly by the protagonist, [[Wikipedia:Son Goku (Dragon Ball)|Son Goku]] (as well as by other characters).

Chris also stole the Dragon Ball plot device from the series, where anybody that gathers all seven Dragon Balls is granted one wish. Chris, of course, ingeniously changed the name to "[[Sonichu Balls]]," assuming people wouldn't be able to tell the difference, though it should be noted Chris only stole the ''name'' from ''Dragon Ball''. The actual ''idea'' on the other hand was swiped from the the [[Chaos Emeralds]] from the ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'' series, which were themselves were Dragon Ball ripoffs, only instead of granting a wish, they allow the characters to access their [[Ultra Sonichu|super]] [[Colossal Chan|forms]].

Chris stated that his favourite character is Videl.<ref>[[Mumble 8]]</ref>

On 16 [[September 2010]], in a [[Chris and cosplaying|cosplay]] [[Song for Jackie.MOV|video]] addressed to [[Jackie]], Chris appeared [[niggos|in blackface]] as the ''Dragon Ball'' character Mr. Popo, an immortal genie.<ref>[http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Mr._Popo]</ref>

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
Image:SchuComic1.jpg|[[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]]!
Image:SchuComic3Page32.jpg|The autistic trio!
Image:SchuSubE3P7.jpg|ORIGINAL ATTACK, DO NOT STEAL!
Image:Sonichu07-P05.jpg|Wordplay. Always funny.
</gallery></center>

==References==
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==See also==
*''[[Excel Saga]]''
*''[[Pokémon]]''
*''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]''

==External links==
*[[Wikipedia:Dragon Ball Z|''Dragon Ball Z'']] at [[Wikipedia]]

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[[Category:Television shows]]

Anime

2017-11-06T21:44:40Z

SonBreezie: /* Chris and anime */

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[[File:054-CWCsAnimeWorldCD.jpg|thumb|Chris has liked anime since at least [[2000]].]]

'''Anime''' (アニメ) is a colloquial term for Japanese animation, a rather popular style that's been subbed/dubbed/emulated for its many hit series worldwide, drawing the attention of many loyal followers; including [[Chris]]. Over the years, Chris has taken quite an interest in the medium. Whether it be for [[Things Chris has ripped off|inspiration]] or [[Mass debating|self pleasure]], it's managed to make itself quite a large part of Chris's life. Chris enjoys the [[Chris and art|artform]] to some extent, as well, although it's not his primary obsession. Needless to say, he's watched a lot of anime, bought plenty of anime through the [[PlayStation Network]], and swiped as many ideas as he can get his head around from his favorite anime series.

==Chris and anime==
[[File:Sailorcwc.jpg|thumb|[[Sailor Moon|Sailor Chris]].]]

It's not clear when Chris first discovered Japanese cartoons, although it's safe to guess that [[Toonami]], mainly ''[[Dragon Ball Z]]'', or ''[[Pokemon]]'' were the seeds. He was a serious Pokémon enthusiast by the late '90s, and by [[2004]] he had enough interest in anime generally to attend the [[Anime Mid-Atlantic]] convention in Richmond, [[Virginia]].

Chris doesn't appear to be into anime as much as people think he is, even if he often gets slapped with the "weeaboo" tag. He returned to Anime Mid-Atlantic in [[2005]], but hasn't been back to a convention since then. (He considered a trip to Baltimore's Otakon convention in 2010, but primarily as a way of meeting [[Jackie]] in person.)<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 12]]</ref> In his [[Adult Swim posts|posts on the Adult Swim forums]], he didn't have much to say about the Japanese imports on the Adult Swim schedule, except to note that he didn't like the cartoonish [[Homos|male nudity]] in ''[[Wikipedia:Crayon Shin-chan|Crayon Shin-chan]]'' (big shock there) and he wanted to see more anime featuring "[[Sonichu 8|very-close-to-nude girls]]" (even bigger shock).

Chris still ripped off characters and story concepts from anime left and right, however, and he still watches some newer anime series. His PSN account shows that he downloaded the entire "[[Sonichu Girls|harem]]" comedy-drama ''[[Wikipedia:Shuffle!|Shuffle!]]'' in [[2009]]; given that it stars a hapless twit who finds himself surrounded by willing women for no very good reason, Chris probably loved it (he has yet to comment on the scene where the main character got his eye cut by his psychotic [[galpal]]). He also downloaded all of ''Gunslinger Girl'' in early [[2010]], doing plenty to undermine his contention that he isn't a [[pedofork]].
[[File:Fistofthesonichu.JPG|thumb|left|Chris summoning his stand,「Let Me Call You [[Sweetheart]]」.]]

According to his [[Netflix]] queue from around [[November 2009]], Chris has purchased a number of anime in big sets. His anime sets centered around three of his likes: [[Sonic]], [[Transformers]] and scantily-clad women. In terms of Sonic, only three disks were seen purchased, all three centered on ''Sonic X''. It is more than likely that before the queue was taken, he had seen the other disks that comprises the series. While he had most of the Transformers series that were made in the last ten years, some of those were part of the Transformers saga known as the Unicron Trilogy: ''Armada'', ''Energon'' and ''Cybertron''.

The rest of the anime, as stated earlier, revolve around women — strong women who are capable of defending themselves without simpering over a man, unlike [[Rosechu (species)|some creatures]] we all know and love. Some of those films and series included ''Read or Die'', ''Slayers Return'', ''Elfen Lied'' and, probably the least surprising of all, ''Kekko Kamen'', a comedic action series featuring a heroine who battles evil while stark naked. The last series might have had a particular impact on Chris, as the face-rape of [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] in [[Sonichu 8]] is [[Things Chris has ripped off#Kekko Kamen|very similar]] to Pubic Hair Jump, a move by which the title character of ''Kekko Kamen'' kills her enemies.

In his [[Chris Sex Logs|chats about sex with PandaHalo]], Chris mentioned that he's watched some pornographic ("hentai") anime, but he didn't go into any further detail. However, we do get some insight into what kind of hentai Chris is into from [[Episode 17]] during the elevator gag; unsurprisingly, it includes [[Sonic the Hedgehog]], Pokémon and [[Transformers]] porn.

==Anime and ''Sonichu''==
[[File:Anime.png|thumb|SO KAWAII! UGUU~]]
Although Chris was interested in anime before he began drawing his ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' comics, he didn't start giving the characters in his comic an obviously anime-inspired look until [[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]], which he completed in the spring of [[2006]]. This was almost certainly the result of [[Megan Schroeder]]'s influence — she was a big fan of ''[[Sailor Moon]]'' and other popular Japanese cartoons, and Chris was pursuing her especially fervently at the time. Practically speaking, this shift in style involved giving his characters huge, prismatic, saucer-like eyes, which make them look more [[Yawning Squirtle|stoned]] than animu, or "set-theoretic intersection" (∩) eyes. He also made use of creative elements that work in anime but not in a sequential comic, as well as tedious and unnecessary clichés common to anime.

Needless to say, despite the radical artwork style change in his comics, Chris still was cockblocked.

Since his relationship with Megan deteriorated (eventually [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|blowing up in his face]]), anime hasn't been so obvious an influence on Chris’s artwork. He still goes overboard with the giant saucer eyes from time to time, though.

==Anime Chris has ripped off==
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[[Image:SchuComic6Page50.jpg|thumb|[[SingStar Challenge Round 1|So pitiful, it's true.]] An example of Chris's anime-inspired artwork.]]
Like every other form of entertainment he enjoys, Chris views anime as a rich source of ideas that he can swipe and integrate into his own "original" works. Aside from the most obvious victims of his anti-creativity (like ''Pokémon''), these are some of the shows he’s abused.

* ''Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo'': The ''[[My Little Pony]]'' greeting card that Chris gave to [[Mimms]] mashed this series up with ''Naruto''.
* ''[[Dragon Ball Z]]'': Chris's infamous [[curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] attack comes from ''Dragon Ball''.
* ''[[Wikipedia:New Cutey Honey|Cutey Honey]]'': Chris quotes, almost word for word, Cutey Honey transformation speech in [[Sonichu 5]]. It should be clear why he even knows about [[Chris and sex|Cutey Honey]].
* ''[[Excel Saga]]'': Consciously and otherwise, Chris has lifted (and butchered) dozens of jokes from this series.
* ''[[Wikipedia:Fullmetal Alchemist|Fullmetal Alchemist]]'': One of Chris's My Little Ponies is based off of main character Edward Elric.
* ''[[Wikipedia:Inuyasha|Inuyasha]]'': The entrapment of [[Wes-Li Sonichu]] in [[Sonichu 2|''Sonichu'' #2]] rips off the similar entrapment of ''Inuyasha'''s title character.
* ''[[Jiggliami|Macross Frontier]]'': Blanca traced her illustration of Jiggliami over a character from this series, and Chris unthinkingly traced over her tracing.
* ''[[Chrs-Chan Pure Pulse-Jolt Lance|Pretty Cure]]'': Chris's wonder-twin team-up with his sister [[Crystal_Weston_Chandler_(sister)|Crystal]] in [[Sonichu_4#Sub-Episode_8:_Christian_Chandler_in_.22Off-Target_Part_2.22|Sub-Episode 8]] lifts from this popular magical-girl series, one of Megan's favorites.
* ''[[Sailor Moon]]'': Chris ripped [[Sailor Megtune]] from here, obviously, among many other things.
* ''[[Samurai Pizza Bots|Samurai Pizza Cats]]'': In a spectacular display of unoriginality, even by Chris's standards, he swiped this title to give to CWCville's platoon of robot defenders. Apparently they deliver pizza in their off hours.
* ''[[Simonla Rosechu|Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann]]'': Simonchu and [[Simonla Rosechu]] were inspired by this series, although Chris probably doesn't realize that.
* ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]'': In made-up ''Yu-Gi-Oh!'' cards.
* ''[[Wikipedia:YuYu Hakusho|YuYu Hakusho]]'': Chris's Zap Cannon attack in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] bears an uncanny resemblance to the protagonist's Reigan attack.

==''End of Evangelion''==
[[Ivy]] got Chris to see ''[[Wikipedia:The End of Evangelion|End of Evangelion]]'' as inspiration for finishing the [[comic]].<ref>[[PVCC]] post by Ivy's friend: Notable Favorite Parts of End of Eva 1. Misato/Kaji sex scene(Where you only saw feet) Reason: It made him feel that he was a big man and that he was watching no Kid's Cartoon. 2. The Rei Angels that were Kawaii Reason: Kawaii~ 3. The internal Struggles of 1 boy Reason: unknown Theory: Probably sees himself as Shinji being constantly trolled by Auska, ect. What is Chris' Summary of End of Eva: An generic tale of a boy's struggle for acceptance...a lot like him. What Chris thought he saw: Symbolisms(IN MY EVA?) What Christ didn't like about Eva 1. Everyone turns to orange tang juice Reason: Unknown, Chris fears Death? Everyone at least got to see their lover before they died(even if the love was 1 sided). But that would require chris to understand it. 2.Rei angels getting turned on by stabbing themselves. Reason: Unknown. 3. The Doom and Gloom end Reason: Cause Chris don't like the bad news. 4.Auska freaking out(I don't wanna die) Reason: Draw your own thesis. Chris has made no mention of Shinji fapping to to the comatose auska. Why? we don't know. Final Question. Did Chris even understand what he even saw? Answer: We're guessing no.</ref><ref name="Ivy">[[Ivy Q&A]]</ref>

Chris's summary: A generic tale of [[Tomgirl Pictures|a boy's struggle for acceptance]]… [[Chris and his Ego|a lot like him]]. Chris thought he saw symbolism (IN MY EVA?), [[Honor roll|but he's too stupid to see what it symbolized]].

Chris's favorite parts:
* The Misato and Kaji sex scene (where you saw only feet), because it made him feel that he was a big boy and that he was watching a no-kids cartoon.
* The Rei Angels that were kawaii and had boobs.
* The internal struggles of Shinji.

Chris didn't like:
* Asuka freaking out.
* Everyone turns to [[Fanta|orange tang juice]].
* Rei Angels getting turned on by stabbing themselves.
* Rei melting everywhere.
* The unhappy ending, because as we all know, he can't stand anything that's even remotely depressing.

Chris was familiar with ''Evangelion'' prior to watching the movie at Ivy's behest, "but not really a heavy watcher".<ref name="Ivy"/> Despite this, Chris owns a [http://myfigurecollection.net/item/83641 soap dish in the shape of the character Rei Ayanami], as [[:File:AMA3.jpg|pictured in his hotel at Anime-Mid Atlantic]] in 2005. It's likely that Chris saw this item at the convention, didn't even register the figure as an ''Evangelion'' character, and bought it because he thought a soap dish with a "hot anime chick" on it would make for a [[Mass debating|fun novelty item]].

==See also==
*[[Anime Wings]]
*[[Anime Mid-Atlantic]]
*[[Adult Swim]]
*''[[Shoujo Beat]]''

==Sources==
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