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Original Sonichu and Rosechu Drawing

2014-06-04T03:29:12Z

Sonichew:

[[Image:01June2014-Original eBay Drawing.jpg|thumb|200px|"First ever straight-from-the-creator and artist full-colored Original Sonichu and Rosechu hand-drawn and colored artwork available for sale. The main image for this sale was edited to prevent forgery during listing, but a sample of the color is the secondary photo."]]

[[Image:OriginalSonichuAndRosechuDrawingFramed.JPG|thumb|200px|"Rising Interests, AND Hurt from Trolls have instigated the increase of the Original Drawing in the relishing from the wrongful removal, so Tough. You want it; bid or PAY UP Now."]]

[[Image:OriginalSonichuAndRosechuDrawingCrotch.jpeg|thumb|left|200px|The inclusion of this image is to backup a previous unsolicited statement of ''"AND, in case you were paying attention, the Raichu Tail is FEMALE, just as the Rosechu that transformed from the original FEMALE Raichu HAS ALWAYS BEEN AND WILL ALWAYS BE; [[Chris and English|VAGINIA]], OVARIES, C-CUP MILKING BREASTS WITH TITS AND ALL!!!"'']]

[[Image:OriginalSonichuAndRosechuDrawingSignature.JPG|thumb|200px|"Q: Why is the drawing dated 6/14/14? That date has not occurred yet. Are you sure this is legit? A: Oops! That was a mistake; I meant to write 6/1/2014; an extra "4" that should be disregarded, and it can not be undone or changed since it is laminated."]]

[[Image:OriginalSonichuAndRosechuDrawingChris1.JPG|thumb|left|The photo Chris attached to the Facebook post advertising his third attempt to have a legitimate auction.]]

The '''Original Sonichu and Rosechu Drawing''' is a laminated [[Chris and art|hand-drawing]] of [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] that [[Chris]] is trying to auction off on [[eBay]] to raise the funds to buy more [[Lego|Legos]]. This is the second item Chris has attempted to sell on eBay this year, the first being [[Bob Chandler|Bob's]] violin.

"Freshly thought and drawn on June 1, 2014", this picture also bears Chris's signature, although this is difficult to make out in the full-sized image. The uploaded image is in black-and-white, an apparent anti-forgery method used by Chris to protect his precious artworks from counterfeiting.

Chris also makes some [[Chris and copyright|untested copyright claims]]:

{{Quote|ALL Sonichu, Rosechu, Cwcville and such material is Copyrighted March, 2000 by Christian Weston Chandler, with Full Paperwork backed up in Washington DC. Any names, persons or characters and such illustrated in the past Original Comic Book Pages, LittleBiGPlanet 1, 2, PSP and Vita Levels under the PSN ID of "Sonichu", and all direct content from the Creator, Christian Weston Chandler, NOT originating from said Creator that may seem similar to anyone past or present, as well as under other respective ownerships, are purely coincidental or otherwise parodic. Ownership of Original characters of Pikachu, [[Pokémon|Pok'emon]] and Sonic the Hedgehog are those of Nintendo and SEGA of America respectively. The drawing that is being sold on eBay now is an Original artwork created by the original Creator of Christian Weston Chandler, and is solely being sold as an artwork with no original intent of [[Chris and money|profit]].}}

Within the first day of bidding, the bids reached over $10,000 USD. Speculation of troll involvement is mentioned occasionally by Chris's friends on his [[Facebook]] post related to it. The first posting was removed, probably due to Chris realizing (or being told) that the he was unlikely to collect on it.

However, the listing returned on the next day, with some extra information added. Chris included a black-and-white picture of the frame he considers so goddamn important, a color closeup of his signature, a color closeup of [[Rosechu|Rosechu's]] [[China|crotch]], and an additional alleged [[Chris and copyright|copyright]] page. Verification of the signature and Rosechu's womanhood caused bids to skyrocket, with bids quickly reaching $15,000 USD. It's important to note that eBay does impose some limits on how much a seller can sell an item for without paying additional fees.

On the third day of bidding, Chris took down the posting yet again, only to replace it with an identical one (minus the questions from prospective buyers). He also made another [[Facebook]] post, again attempting to assert the authenticity of the item.

[[Category:Sonichu artwork]]

Original Sonichu and Rosechu Drawing

2014-06-04T03:27:56Z

Sonichew:

[[Image:01June2014-Original eBay Drawing.jpg|thumb|200px|"First ever straight-from-the-creator and artist full-colored Original Sonichu and Rosechu hand-drawn and colored artwork available for sale. The main image for this sale was edited to prevent forgery during listing, but a sample of the color is the secondary photo."]]

[[Image:OriginalSonichuAndRosechuDrawingFramed.JPG|thumb|200px|"Rising Interests, AND Hurt from Trolls have instigated the increase of the Original Drawing in the relishing from the wrongful removal, so Tough. You want it; bid or PAY UP Now."]]

[[Image:OriginalSonichuAndRosechuDrawingCrotch.jpeg|thumb|left|200px|The inclusion of this image is to backup a previous unsolicited statement of ''"AND, in case you were paying attention, the Raichu Tail is FEMALE, just as the Rosechu that transformed from the original FEMALE Raichu HAS ALWAYS BEEN AND WILL ALWAYS BE; VAGINIA, OVARIES, C-CUP MILKING BREASTS WITH TITS AND ALL!!!"'']]

[[Image:OriginalSonichuAndRosechuDrawingSignature.JPG|thumb|200px|"Q: Why is the drawing dated 6/14/14? That date has not occurred yet. Are you sure this is legit? A: Oops! That was a mistake; I meant to write 6/1/2014; an extra "4" that should be disregarded, and it can not be undone or changed since it is laminated."]]

[[Image:OriginalSonichuAndRosechuDrawingChris1.JPG|thumb|left|The photo Chris attached to the Facebook post advertising his third attempt to have a legitimate auction.]]

The '''Original Sonichu and Rosechu Drawing''' is a laminated [[Chris and art|hand-drawing]] of [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] that [[Chris]] is trying to auction off on [[eBay]] to raise the funds to buy more [[Lego|Legos]]. This is the second item Chris has attempted to sell on eBay this year, the first being [[Bob Chandler|Bob's]] violin.

"Freshly thought and drawn on June 1, 2014", this picture also bears Chris's signature, although this is difficult to make out in the full-sized image. The uploaded image is in black-and-white, an apparent anti-forgery method used by Chris to protect his precious artworks from counterfeiting.

Chris also makes some [[Chris and copyright|untested copyright claims]]:

{{Quote|ALL Sonichu, Rosechu, Cwcville and such material is Copyrighted March, 2000 by Christian Weston Chandler, with Full Paperwork backed up in Washington DC. Any names, persons or characters and such illustrated in the past Original Comic Book Pages, LittleBiGPlanet 1, 2, PSP and Vita Levels under the PSN ID of "Sonichu", and all direct content from the Creator, Christian Weston Chandler, NOT originating from said Creator that may seem similar to anyone past or present, as well as under other respective ownerships, are purely coincidental or otherwise parodic. Ownership of Original characters of Pikachu, [[Pokémon|Pok'emon]] and Sonic the Hedgehog are those of Nintendo and SEGA of America respectively. The drawing that is being sold on eBay now is an Original artwork created by the original Creator of Christian Weston Chandler, and is solely being sold as an artwork with no original intent of [[Chris and money|profit]].}}

Within the first day of bidding, the bids reached over $10,000 USD. Speculation of troll involvement is mentioned occasionally by Chris's friends on his [[Facebook]] post related to it. The first posting was removed, probably due to Chris realizing (or being told) that the he was unlikely to collect on it.

However, the listing returned on the next day, with some extra information added. Chris included a black-and-white picture of the frame he considers so goddamn important, a color closeup of his signature, a color closeup of [[Rosechu|Rosechu's]] [[China|crotch]], and an additional alleged [[Chris and copyright|copyright]] page. Verification of the signature and Rosechu's womanhood caused bids to skyrocket, with bids quickly reaching $15,000 USD. It's important to note that eBay does impose some limits on how much a seller can sell an item for without paying additional fees.

On the third day of bidding, Chris took down the posting yet again, only to replace it with an identical one (minus the questions from prospective buyers). He also made another [[Facebook]] post, again attempting to assert the authenticity of the item.

[[Category:Sonichu artwork]]

Crumple-Lope

2014-03-08T02:01:47Z

Sonichew: Changed "could contains" to "could contain".

The '''Crumple-Lope''' is a crumpled envelope, kept within the [[Scrapbook of Fail]], in which resides the the torn-up original drawing of [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]]<ref>[[Mumble 3]]</ref>, as well as several other "shamed past relationship art works."<ref>[[September 2013 Facebook Posts]]</ref> It shows Chris's willingness to act out his anger on inanimate objects ([[Lil Chris|dolls]], [[Sign Destruction Video|signs]], [[September 2013 Facebook Posts|Lego minfigs]], etc.), as well as his hatred of throwing anything out (inherited from [[Barb]]). It is a much-sought-after [[Relic of Fail]].

Given the description, it could contain the torn-up remains of the ''Sonichu'' Specials ([[Sonichu Special 1]], [[Wedding Comic]], [[Giant Penis Comic]], [[Sonichu Special 4]]), [[Jackie]]'s [[Jackie#Sex_pics|"unga-wunga" drawings]] and many more.

==References==
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{{Relics of Fail}}

Talk:Chris and English

2014-03-08T01:28:44Z

Sonichew: /* Chris's and adverbs */ new section

== "Spelling" is now "Typos" & "Spelling" ==

I made an account on this wiki for the sole purpose of fixing that.
it's been driving me crazy for like a million years now...
Hope it's okay (:

--[[User:Oddguy|Oddguy]] 2 June 2012

there's a difference between a spelling error (geinus or however he's been doing it for the past like what 6 years?) and typo

but i think this could be expanded to a Chris and English page imo [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 21:33, 21 October 2009 (CEST)
* Good point. --[[User:USAJAP1|USAJAP1]] 21:36, 21 October 2009 (CEST)
:*Chris and English sounds like a good idea to me. The way he talks and writes is unique, to say the least.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:50, 21 October 2009 (CEST)
::*Yeah, especially considering [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|this]]. --[[User:USAJAP1|USAJAP1]] 21:57, 21 October 2009 (CEST)

== Spelling errors ==
Geinus seems to be the main one he's been making for years. Any others? Observe his grammar patterns and other shit and stuff. Yeah. stuff. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 03:53, 22 October 2009 (CEST)
*"Seinor" is one he does consistently. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:00, 23 October 2009 (CEST)

==Autism==
I haven't read the article in full yet but I don't think there's anything noting that awkward speech is usually associated with autism. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:00, 23 October 2009 (CEST)
*It didn't even occur to me. My bad. --[[User:Beat|Beat]] 17:27, 23 October 2009 (CEST)
*Many autistics (at least aspies; you know, the ones whom Chris thinks are not actually autistic) are actually very precise and pendantic about grammar and spelling in a way that is quite unlike Chris. It wasn't for nothing that Hans Asperger called the kids he studied "little professors." --[[User:Doomknight|Doomknight]] 03:52, 2 December 2009 (CET)
*Likewise, some of the semantics thing is an autism thing. Like Chris answering "yes" to "Do you listen to music while drawing?" is an autistic thing. It's sorta like on [[Facebook]] when people would message him after he'd request to be their friend with "Do I know you?" and Chris would say something like "I don't know, I can't read your mind." Autistics tend to have very literal thinking and will fail to see the subtlety of a question, in this case "Do I know you?" is the socially accepted way of saying "Typically, people requesting to be my friend are people I know, and I don't know you. Are we connected in any way?" The "pen is mightier than the sword but more permanent than the pencil" is more of a random access humor thing. In fact, the random access humor is partially based in childish verb puns. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:33, 2 December 2009 (CET)
**The literal answers to questions deal is technically known as a lack of linguistic pragmatism. His fairly flat, unnaturally patterned speaking voice is probably a case of aprosodic speech. I'm mentioning it here because I don't think it matters much to the article, so I'm hesitant to add it (especially as my first edit), but there are attempts at technical terminology here and there. [[User:MaybeNever|MaybeNever]] 03:26, 3 May 2010 (UTC)

==Chris and abstract thinking==
Do you think this could be a "Chris and..." article? There is plenty of evidence that he is NOT an abstract thinker (This would highlight his "Child-like" thinking; children tend be concrete, i.e. literal, in their thinking, Chris is no exception). There's enough evidence of his concrete thinking to make into a separate article. . --[[User:Scarletdragon|Scarletdragon]] 23:21, 2 December, 2009 (CET)
*This is something that could be discussed in the [[autism]] article (and it's already discussed there) since this is really an autism thing. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:44, 2 December 2009 (CET)

== Attempts to sound suave and educated ==

I can't really pin it down (I'm not great at literary analysis), but I've noticed that Chris often attempts to sound like, I dunno, a 19th century upper-middle class English writer. For example, in the email describing his detective work regarding the photo taken at the Game Place, he refers to playing a card game with "a young gentleman." I'm too lazy to search for more examples but perhaps you guys know what I mean. I you agree this is a trait, it should be mentioned either here or in the [[Writing]] article. [[User:Glorious Tentacularity|Glorious Tentacularity]] 06:51, 6 December 2009 (CET)

==Name change==

This article should probably be renamed Chris and Language. What do you think? --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 16:23, 6 June 2010 (UTC)

== Renaming ==

I love how [[Spanish]] starts out and how it works without it being "Chris and Spanish." Perhaps the same should be done with this? thoughts? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:45, 2 July 2010 (UTC)

== Sarcasm ==

I think we need a better example for Chris' inability to understand sarcasm. Yeah, he missed the fact that Dan Hibiki is a Joke Character, but you have to remember that Chris is woefully behind the times. Dan wasn't in Street Fighter II, which is probably the last Street Fighter game Chris has even heard of. And that's if Chris has even played Street Fighter. Plus, as of Street Fighter IV, Dan is (supposedly) more of a Lethal Joke Character. A better example would be his interview with Screwattack Europe, where it's pretty obvious that the interviewer is mocking him. --[[User:Edrobot|Edrobot]] 03:14, 10 July 2010 (UTC)

==Some technicalities==

Sorry for being pedantic, but there are a billion links back to the CWCki's page on [[Autism]], but (to me, at least), some of the 'This is a characteristic of Autism' (to paraphrase) statements that are tacked onto the ends of some paragraphs seem like they were added shoddily out of necessity, and thus that the "characteristics" were thought up on the spot. I was tempted to add "citation needed" to one that particularly stood out, but resisted the urge. <s>Also, I don't really know how to word it better, but there are two separate sections that deal with the link between concrete thought and Autism directly, could that not be revised, and perhaps somehow merged/better linked with the Sarcasm section?</s> (Oh, I also *ahem* corrected some of the grammar, to explain my edit on the page...) [[User:Sussuro|Sussuro]] 15:17, 20 July 2010 (UTC)
*Well, I did it myself. If anyone can do any better or is disappoint in my attempt, please go ahead and change it.[[User:Sussuro|Sussuro]] 01:52, 18 August 2010 (PDT)

I have to agree with too many links to autism. it's like some internet meme after everything Chris does that's stupid it's LOL PUT AUTISM LINK HERE. [[User:SenorTucan|SenorTucan]] 16:48, 20 July 2010 (UTC)

== Repetitive language ==

We all know that Chris uses the exact same fucking terms over and over again, be they CWC-neologisms ("[[Boyfriend-Free Girl]]", "[[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up]]", "[[TRUE and HONEST]]"... you know the rest) or even actual proper terms ("Slanderous mockeries", "mislabeling", "I do not care for", even "crestfallen"), albeit with some slightly modified definitions. I actually found his repetitive use of the word "crestfallen" particularly interesting, since this is not only surprisingly advanced vocabulary, but Chris hasn't exactly used that many variations of the term. This paradoxically indicates both an advanced AND limited vocabulary. Perhaps this is just Chris trying to sound all-grown-up and [[fail]]ing.

Is this notable, or is this just something for the [[Autism]] bin by virtue of the fact that this is just repetitive autistic behavior? --[[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] 03:30, 21 July 2010 (UTC)

:I've had this idea bumping around on my userpage for a long long time. I finally decided to codify it and add it to the page. If this is a crap edit, please revert, but I felt it was worth slipping in.[[User:Sygerrik|Sygerrik]] 01:26, 23 July 2010 (UTC)

== Advertising ==

Hey. I cleared out that part of the article. Fact is, Chris advertises/puts on the advertising voice so rarely, it really didn't feel like it needed its own section. Plus, seeing the incomplete tag sort of breaks the page flow, so you know. [[User:PerilousSquall|PerilousSquall]] 12:41, 13 December 2010 (PST)

== Dead link ==

During several automated bot runs the following external link was found to be unavailable. Please check if the link is in fact down and fix or remove it in that case!

* http://www.teacch.com/info_primer.html
** In [[Chris and English]] on 2011-09-20 22:30:42, 404 Not Found
** In [[Chris and English]] on 2011-09-28 08:01:31, 404 Not Found

--[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 01:01, 28 September 2011 (PDT)

== CWC-Isms ==

there is an entire cwc-isms category that is never linked here. should it be?
[[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 11:10, 7 December 2011 (PST)

== Slander ==

Hey I've noticed how little people talk about Chris and Slander. I read what you wrote about it but what about the times Chris has slandered people. Ex. Michael Snyder being a child molester. --Supyloco 2:55, 6 January 2012 (PST)
* its not slander if its true.. you are aloud to have opinions and presumptions, slander is is causing harm by lying.
* Yeah but he said that Michael Snyder molested his kids while he had no proof of that. He also said that Jason was a rapist. --Supyloco 1:24, 6 January 2012 (PST)

== Chris's and adverbs ==

Should we add Chris's lack of adjectives in both speech and written work onto the Chris and English page?

CWC Update 8 January 2009

2014-03-08T01:23:24Z

Sonichew: /* Transcript */ I thought that Chris lack of using adverbs (in this case, "temporary" instead of "temporarily") should be linked to Chris and English.

{{Tardrage}}"'''CWC Update 8 January 2009'''" (officially "'''CWC Update 010808'''" — yes, Chris seemingly failed to note the new year) is a video in which [[Christian]] issues a statement announcing the hacking of [[sonichu.net]] by [[Gregg Mays]], demanding that the site be restored. Other than that, very little in this message makes sense: Christian seems to say that he forced someone to fix the site, but still needs Gregg Mays to do something; he threatens to elicit the help of [[Jay Z]] but then questions whether this same person is a troll; and he declares his willingness to show his [[fangs]].

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = CWC Update 8 January 2009
| video = {{#ev:youtube|iJMm0eiO9_Q}}
| stardate = 8 [[January 2009]]
| subject = {{Website|Sonichu.net}}
| style = {{Rage|text}}
| saga = {{Clyde|text}}
| shirt = {{DarkRedShirt|text}}
| previous = [[CWC AC: City Folk Update#Video|CWC AC: City Folk Update]]
| next = [[I_am_STRAIGHT#Part_1|I am STRAIGHT]] }}
{{quote|Sonichu.net, in my case, is under slow recovery from Gregg Mays' attack on it; some files may be misplaced among my zip discs and HDD, but I'll have it all fully recovered as soon as I am capable.

But, BUG THE HECK out of him to at least confess to me that he's a troll, and to restore the missing files on Sonichu.net.

This video will not be deleted after the Sonichu.net has been fully restored.}}
{{quote|I'm not afraid to SHOW MY FANGS!}}

=== Transcript ===

[[Captain's Log]], [[January 2009|January 8th, 2009]]. [''inhales deeply'']

Ladies and gentlemen of the [[Sonichu]] fan base: unfortunately, due to, uh… a troll having, uh, found access to the, uh… database behind [[sonichu.net]], it is [[Chris and English|temporary]] shut down, and, uh, I cannot change the password at the moment. But, uh, apparently, the, uh, guy said that, uh, he ''can'' re—he ''can'' fix it, so… I pretty much forced him to do it, so… y’know....

''[[Clyde Cash|Gregg Mayyys]]!'' ''Gregg Mays!'' At gmail.com! With three Gs. In the “Gregg”.

[''groans''] If you do ''not'' re-upload sonichu.net… back to the way it was… before you even ''started''… [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|I will come down ''at'' you]]… with my boys from [[Nintendo]] and my big—and my lawyer man from the… big—and my lawyer man from Nintendo, [[Jay Z]]… [''assumes B-boy stance''] he gonna come down with ''his'' boys from Nintendo and the boys at Sega! They gonna rain d—they gonna track you ''down''. We're gonna punish you for what you did if you don't bring that—bring my website back up to the way it was!

Jay Z, if you were the—one of the trolls that wanted a response… ''you're gettin' it'', so just listen to me, ya ''jerk!'' ''Re-upload it!'' Or we're gonna rain ''heckle'' on you, ’cause I'm not afraid to… [''moves in for a canine close-up''] ''SHOW MY [[fangs|FANGS]]''!

[''returns to seat and sighs''] But I digress...

Peace and love to all the rest of the Son—all the rest of the loyal Sonichu and [[Rosechu]] fans. Thank you for your patience.

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