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Jack Thaddeus

2011-08-17T18:14:56Z

Sonichu: /* CWCipedia advertisements */

[[Image:jacktochris.jpg|thumb|This is what Chris actually believes.]]
'''Jack Thaddeus''', alleged real name '''Ahuviya''' (born 1985/86), is the [[troll]] responsible for various [[PS3#PlayStation Network|PSN]]-related trollings with [[Chris]]. He is also a TRUE and HONEST [[homo]].<ref>[[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 3]]</ref>

==PSN hax==
What is known about Jack thus far, was his sweeping victory in the seizure of multiple Chris PSN accounts, using them to blackmail Chris into [[Chris humps his PS3|dry-humping his PS3]] and [[It's UGH!|singing the song "It's Okay to be Gay"]]. Unimpressed by Chris's performance, he deleted them for the good of mankind.

Jack worked with his daughter [[Samantha Thaddeus]] in order to break into Chandler's PSN accounts and possibly bring about the beginning of the [[Liquid Chris]] Saga.<ref>[[Jack Thaddeus E-mails#7/19/09|The Mysterious Man at Otakon]]</ref>

==CWCipedia advertisements==
[[Image:Gay&PickleAds.JPG|thumb|Jack's ads]]

In [[November 2009]], Jack purchased advertising space on the [[CWCipedia]]. One banner ad linked to a [[gay]] rights website (noting that the creator and hero of ''[[Family Guy]]'' both support gay rights, and using the hated word "[[naïve]]"), while another advertised Mexican vacations using an anthropomorphic [[pickle|cactus]] mascot.

Chris was incensed by the desecration of his wiki and [[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence|demanded that the ads be removed]]. Upon being told that Thaddeus was responsible, Chris declared "[[Kill De Jack|I'll deal with him myself]]." Whatever measures he took, though, they didn't do much good, because the original ads were soon joined by many new banners featuring pickles, [[homos]], and other things Chris hates and fears. These ads would have stayed for a long time since Jack, a gentle and generous soul, [[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#Do NOT tamper with the advertisements (CCS)|rented all the ads-space up to the end of 2010]].

Jack eventually leased some of the adspace to [[Mao]], the webmaster of the [[Asperpedia]]. On 25 [[February 2010]], this lease apparently concluded, and Jack filled the website with dicks.

Eventually, on 18 [[March 2010]], Jack pulled all his funding from the site, forcing the Sysop to take the site down. It came back the next day under the rule of Mao.

==In the comics==
Jack made his first full appearance in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] as the 4-cent_garbage building is collapsing. When [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] escapes, he condemns him and [[Clyde Cash]] for being homo trolls. When [[Beel]] escapes, he, too, condemns the two for their actions, saying that being homo trolls that are "slandering and tarnishing a innocent man's good name" is just as evil as being an assistant for [[Christian Weston Chandler|Adolf Hitler]]. With no option left, Clyde and Jack jump into the 66+6 story elevator shaft to their suicide.

==Called out==

On 16 [[August 2011]] [[Calling_out#Calling_Out_Jack_Thaddius_-_Ahuviya|Chris claimed]] to have dox on Jack, and claimed that his real name was Ahuviya, that he lived in Pennsylvania, and that Jack had had [[Wikipedia:Sex reassignment surgery (male-to-female)|gender reassignment surgery]]. He demanded a video of apology to be uploaded by Jack/Ahuviya by 10 [[September 2011]].

==See also==
*[[Bryan Bash]]
*[[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call]]
*[[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 2]]
*[[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 3]]

==Sauces==
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{{Trolls}}
{{DEFAULTSORT:Thaddeus, Jack}}

[[Category:Trolls]][[Category: CWCipedia Saga]]

User talk:Sonichu

2011-08-17T18:13:04Z

Sonichu:

You're silly!--[[User:TheIronFjord|TheIronFjord]] 10:55, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
:Water is wet, duh. --[[User:Sonichu|Sonichu]] 11:13, 17 August 2011 (PDT)

Talk:Vanessa AIM Chat 4

2011-01-30T16:42:47Z

Sonichu:

I was trying to listen through and read some transcripts for errors when I came across the last few lines of this one (1:21:55 AM to be exact). Chris says he's known Vanessa for a few years... how is this possible?? Are we missing the Chat where this particular time frame came into play? Or am I just reading into this too much? --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 20:54, 17 January 2011 (PST)
: I've read through every posted/available chat between Vanessa and Chris and I can't find any mention of them knowing each other for "a few years"...unless I'm completely blind and slightly slow-in-the-mind it's not here...Anyone else have ANY idea where the heck this "few years" of knowing Vanessa came from?? --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 22:57, 29 January 2011 (PST)
:: Actually I think this is quite easy to answer: He thinks he speaks to the star Vanessa Hudgens. He doesn't mean "knowing" in the sense of "knowing each other", but "knowing" like we all know Britney Spears for some years now (wheter we like it or not :P) --[[User:Sonichu|Sonichu]] 08:42, 30 January 2011 (PST)

File talk:Cwcbaseball.jpg

2011-01-29T16:39:14Z

Sonichu:

I don't understand what this has to do with Chris... can someone please explain??? --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 21:09, 28 January 2011 (PST)

Moon please. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 03:01, 29 January 2011 (PST)

It's Cameron Diaz's slow-in-the-mind brother from There's something About Mary. Not sure what article it's meant for. [[User:Eamoo|Eamoo]] 05:46, 29 January 2011 (PST)

It sucks, even with an explanation. Deletion please! [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 05:55, 29 January 2011 (PST)

I agree. Dankechu, if you want it in an article, discuss it here. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 07:27, 29 January 2011 (PST)

While I love it, when people come up with new stuff for articles, in this case I have to agree as well. --[[User:Sonichu|Sonichu]] 08:39, 29 January 2011 (PST)

Talk:Main Page

2010-12-30T05:08:37Z

Sonichu: /* CWCki is pretty dead */

{{protip|This talk page should serve as a place to discuss improving the overall front page of CWCki. For discussion on improvements to CWCki overall, please see the [[CWCki:Community Portal|Community Portal]]. For discussing individual front page templates, please refer to the discussion pages of those templates.}}

'''Archives''': [[Talk:Main Page/Archive 1|1]] [[Talk:Main Page/Archive 2|2]]

==Protect the templates==
Seeing how the main page itself is protected, why not protect the templates as well? [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 16:49, 11 September 2010 (PDT)
*There's already cascading protection for all the front page templates. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:51, 11 September 2010 (PDT)
*Stop freaking out about this spammer shit, Champ has it under control --[[User:Megaman|Megaman]] 16:53, 11 September 2010 (PDT)

== new vid ==

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzAJvMKQeJA&feature=player_embedded

can't add news so there you go--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 13:38, 16 September 2010 (PDT)

==Can this be the new Quote of the Now, please?==

{{quote|I've learned... from my father; he taught and showed me which male ends go into which female ends.|Wallflower E-mails.}}

[[User:Bunsteaks|Bunsteaks]] 13:28, 25 September 2010 (PDT)
I'm for this too.
[[User:Theiselybors|Theiselybros]] 02:10, 21 October 2010 (EST)

==I suggest this for the Video of the Now==

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmFHPbaNT04 [[User:Xavier|Xavier]] 07:37, 28 September 2010 (PDT)

Since there's a white space in the Video of the Now (at least on my computer) why not feature this video? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoqjN3amRD4
--[[User:Vofdoom38|VofDoom38]] 17:44, 21 October 2010 (PDT)

== Project Map Fucking Everything ==

Started up this project and got a lot of things mapped down.

http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?hl=en&gl=us&ptab=2&ie=UTF8&oe=UTF8&msa=0&msid=116038930500742252038.0004949e055d81dc61c0b

I'd like to get all of the places he mentions/visits/films/rapes marked down on the map, but there's a lot of videos and some of them I never wish to see again. So, it's open collaboration and anyone with a Google account can edit it. Feel free to login and mark down different areas he's visited. Just try to be logical and succinct when adding locations. Don't need every McDonald's marked down. When doing videos of him travelling, try to figure out the path with a line and mark at least one end of it.

Now, a question:
Should we make a page for the full map or just link it in the bottom of the "Locations" divs on the other pages?
-- [[User:Arius|Arius]] 13:49, 9 November 2010 (PST)

*Put it on the locations template. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 13:53, 9 November 2010 (PST)
**Done. Couldn't think of a better name than Chris's World. -- [[User:Arius|Arius]] 14:11, 9 November 2010 (PST)

== Sports ==

Is there any inclination that Chris is into any kind of sport or professional sports team? I asked this on the main page because I don't know where else to ask it.
*Sign your fucking posts god damn. Also, no. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 04:18, 14 November 2010 (PST)

== Slight Error ==
Chris hasn't gone 5 days without the internet, he logged into youtube 2 1/2 days after he posted the leaving video.
[[User:Theiselybors|Theiselybros]] 19:46, 26 November 2010 (EST)
:Probably should have discussed this before just removing the counter... [[User:Smtp|Smtp]] 17:02, 26 November 2010 (PST)
::It's a non-pedantic count. We're really focusing on how many days he's gone without making a video - which Chris equates to "being on the Internet". --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 21:30, 26 November 2010 (PST)
:::Yeah, why is the counter back? I don't know how to re-implement that sort of thing or I would. --[[User:Bluedeanie|Bluedeanie]] 16:18, 17 December 2010 (PST)

== Vandalism? ==
Some guy named [[User:Trueandhonest]] has been going around vandalizing pages lately, claiming to be Chris-chan himself. Most likely it's a troll, but I just wanted to point that out. [[User:N. Onymous|N. Onymous]] 15:33, 30 November 2010 (PST)

== Does Christian Who Cares know this?==
I don't remember his surname. Does he know that the creator of Pokémon has [[aspergers]]? At least Wikipedia's article says so... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satoshi_Tajiri --[[User:Doctor Whatever|Doctor Whatever]] 16:21, 4 December 2010 (PST)
* It seems that you just answered your own question. As to whether or not Chris knows, I honestly don't think he even cares. He justifies things when it allows him to continue his current lifestyle. He'd probably just say "Well I guess there are some exceptions" and move on. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 16:39, 4 December 2010 (PST)
** You're right, I should have figured that out. Theres an article about his hypocresy, but its not really necesary to read it; it takes about three seconds of reading this wiki to realize that he's the biggest of hypocrites...--[[User:Doctor Whatever|Doctor Whatever]] 17:46, 4 December 2010 (PST)

==CWCki is pretty dead==
Chris isn't coming back, at least not for a long time. Despite this, there are a shitton of new editors who drop by every other day and fuck up articles. The only reason I'm really still here is to fix up the edits of these new editors. I think we should start finding the good articles on the wiki and either lock them or put a template saying not to fuck with it a la ED. As articles get fixed up, they get locked down, at least until Chris comes back (if he ever does, anyway). I get that it might take some time or whatever, but it would help preserve the CWCki should Chris never come back or I die or something. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 12:11, 11 December 2010 (PST)
*Well it was just a matter of time until he would end up in a mental hospital. I always told him so, but whatever. I agree though, that there are probably many articles, that can be protected, especially all the videos, mails, phone calls, chatlogs and whatnot.--[[User:Sonichu|Sonichu]] 19:09, 12 December 2010 (PST)
::I'd push for the templating approach rather than protecting. Article protection should be used sparingly. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 05:00, 14 December 2010 (PST)
:::After seeing old articles being still corrected here and there, I tend to agree. Maybe this Chris-free time isn't so bad after all. Gives us time to look through all the old articles.--[[User:Sonichu|Sonichu]] 16:51, 14 December 2010 (PST)
::::You guys have gone from reporting the antics of a potential criminal to stalking a retard. Really it's pathetic. Do we need to know about uneventful sightings at the mall or his activity on PSN? That sounds like having less of a life than Chris does. Every lolcow eventually dies down and CWC is finished. This isn't like that point when everyone thought he was done for but came back, this is it.--[[User:Goatselover|Goatselover]] 18:05, 29 December 2010 (PST)
:::::Obviously you know something we don't. Go on, enlighten us. [[User:Sonichu|Sonichu]] 21:08, 29 December 2010 (PST)

== Sightings ==

Okay, question, as a field agent who is seeming to have multiple run ins with Chris (was the guy who took the kroger pic and I commonly see him when he comes into my work) Where should I put my sightings so I am not cluttering up the other pages? [[User:CFA|CFA]]CFA
:1. Sign posts with 4 tildes (<nowiki>~~~~</nowiki>) if you want to avoid typing all that shit every time.
:2. [[User:CFA/Whateverthefuck]] is usually the best place to put your stuff.
:On another note, I appreciate that CFA is the name of the guy who took that pic, but that doesn't necessarily prove that it's you. Expect people to be critical of that statement. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 01:20, 16 December 2010 (PST)

*I did sign with 4 and I posted it up on the offshore first. Secondly, I asked because there is no article on sightings. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 10:38, 16 December 2010 (PST)CFA
::Signing with 4 tildes yields a timestamp. Always. There was no timestamp. The point I was making was that yeah, the guy on offshore is called CFA. However, you just made your account here and there's nothing stopping someone other than offshore's CFA from taking the username. As a result of this, even if there were a "sightings" article, you still wouldn't be able to just dump new shit there because there's no confirmation that you are who you say you are. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 11:10, 16 December 2010 (PST)
*alright, then what would constituent proof for you guys? [[User:CFA|CFA]] 12:03, 16 December 2010 (PST)CFA
::I'd say photos ^^ [[User:Sonichu|Sonichu]] 16:01, 16 December 2010 (PST)
:*photos of what? My page on offshore or something else? [[User:CFA|CFA]] 17:56, 16 December 2010 (PST)CFA
::Gee, I don't know, maybe ''the picture you originally uploaded to Offshore CWCki''? --[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 22:39, 16 December 2010 (PST)
::I think the best picture to upload would be proof that you can log into CFA's account on Offshore. If you have any new pics, those work too, but I don't expect you to have to do too much work for this. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 11:07, 17 December 2010 (PST)
*[[Image:CFA offshore.png|300px]] [[User:CFA|CFA]] 12:41, 17 December 2010 (PST)CFA

:*In the future, posts like this go in the Community Portal and not here. This discussion page strictly involves improving the main page.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:33, 19 December 2010 (PST)
*My apologies [[User:CFA|CFA]] 20:54, 19 December 2010 (PST)CFA

ClydeGoingOnGregg1

2010-12-20T03:59:52Z

Sonichu: /* Transcript */

[[ClydeGoingOnGregg1]] is the first of [[Chris]]'s many planned threats against [[Clyde Cash|Clyde Cash/Gregg Mays]], where he threatens to [[Fail|blackmail]] Clyde by revealing aspects of his personal life on 27 [[October 2009]]. The only evidence in this first video is a low-res picture of a man's head. Note that Chris seriously believes he's playing with fire, and thinks that trolls will instantly turn upon their [[Clyde Cash|Glorious Leader]] simply by seeing an undecipherable picture of his head shopped onto a Calvin and Hobbes [[parody]].

==Video==
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{{Infobox/video
| name=ClydeGoingOnGregg1
| image = {{#ev:youtube|xSCCfXFWM18}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 27 October 2009
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Performance style={{Smug|text}}
| Saga = {{Clyde}} Clyde Saga
| Other = {{Audio}} Audio
| previous = [[To_Clyde_Gregg#Another_One_for_Clyde_Gregg| Another One for Clyde Gregg]]
| next = [[For Chris II]]
}} </center>

===Transcript===
[Image of low res-head of some white guy, shopped onto the famous image of Calvin (of ''Calvin and Hobbes'') peeing is held up to the camera.]

[[Trolls]] of the internet. Remember this, as this is the face of your supposed leader: Clyde Cash. Now this is just a small [[Speech Impediment|foretaste]] of the beginning of his downfall. There is more to this though... Photoshopped picture, than meets the eye. For every day he does not upload a good satisfactory video, with the pro- with the promise, and his o- tell-all details, I will reveal more and more of this. And the- more and more of the background. Until it is fully com- until it is fully exposed.

So there. Clyde, you have another 12... 24 hours.

==Description==
Clyde's FIRST ATTEMPT WAS SHORT, LAME and NOT SATISFACTORY. HE WORE A PAPER MASK; HE spoke too fast to comprehend.

HE IS WEAK AND FEEBLE.

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[To Clyde Gregg]]|nextlink=[[For Chris II]]|}}
{{Troll Videos}}

{{Clyde Saga}}

[[Category: Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

To Clyde Gregg

2010-12-20T03:51:20Z

Sonichu: /* Transcript */

"'''To Clyde Gregg'''" is a video in which [[Christian Weston Chandler]] attempts to blackmail [[Clyde Cash]] by threatening to post a video he has of Clyde (which is unlikely) by making him post a video showing his true face and telling him that he'll stop trolling Chris and his friends (of which he has none). The video was uploaded on 27 [[October 2009]].

==Video==
Throughout this video, he constantly censors himself, which is pointless, since he's [[rage|cussed]] plenty of times. This is possibly a reference to ''[[Brutal Legend|Brütal Legend]]'', which features a censored mode. The song playing in the background is "[[Wikipedia:The_Final_Countdown_(song)|The Final Countdown]]" by the Swedish rock band Europe.
<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = To Clyde Gregg
| image = {{#ev:youtube|huPoVEYR7ks}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 27 October 2009
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Performance Style = {{Smug|text}}
| Saga = {{Clyde|text}}
| Shirt = {{GreenWhiteStripe|text}}
| previous = [[For_Kacey_II| For Kacey II]]
| next = [[To_Clyde_Gregg#Another One for Clyde Gregg| Another One for Clyde Gregg]]
}} </center>

===Transcript===
Ahh. This -- to Mr. Clyde Clash, Gregg Mays, or as I may as well call you: Clyde Gregg Cash-Mays. Or even Clyde Mays or Gregg Cash. Anyway, this message is for you [''holds remote control to head, "The Final Countdown" by Europe begins playing'']. I have something of major importance that I think you would not like shared upon the Internet. [''sings''] [[Random-access humor|''Ooh, the itsy-bitsy friendly neighborhood spider went up the water spout.'']]

Yeah. So, if you do not want me to share that video with anybody, in video or even just a be'er picture form, here is my- here is my demand: I demand you make a tell-all video of where you tell us who you really are, your real name, and where you actually live. Show us your driver's license, and I ge- and you may even censor your customer number that's on- that would be presented on there. And tell us any other information about yourself that of- is of importance. And I want a promise: a promise, hands facing the camera like this: [''holds sweaty manchild hands in front of camera, fingers outstretched''] that you will stop and never ever again bother me, Christian Weston Chandler or my [[Chandler Family Tree|family]], friends and [[Kimmi|acquaintances]]. And, with that, never bother me, my friends, my family, as well as my acquaintances.

But important- but here's a- anyway, here's the deal. You do the video with ALL THAT. Tell- tell us about- tell us the truth about yourself and show us your real face, and make thee promises. Hand to [[Godjesus|God.]] Make the promises. And I will delete all traces of that picture and the video from my hard drives. Otherwise if you do not respond by the deadline which I will be giving to you in just a moment or that you do no- that you do not- then you say- you will say you will NOT do it, THEN I will be sharing that video for b- as- with the picture in it on thy secondary YouTube account.

I know you, you're just a pussy... you're just a [[China|pussy]]. You're just a dang lowlife. You do not deserve to live, you mother-BEEPer. You hide behind your mother's skirt. And you just call- you just call your own BEEPin' sanctuary your bu- in the basement of which you dwell in. You damn dirty BEEP jerk troll. [''sighs''] Anyway, here is the deadline. Tuesday, October 27th, 11:30 PM Eastern Standard Time. If I do not hear by- hear from you by then, or... if I do not hear from you by then or that you tell me you will not do it then, it's share time. Otherwise, if you do the video as such, I promise, [[Chris and religion|hand to God, and hand on the Bible]] [''places hand on Bible''] that I will delete all traces of the picture and video from my hard drives.

I'll leave you with that. Aside from the first warning in the email which you may not have read because I have got word that you may not check your email on a daiwy basis, this is your final warning. [''makes [[Claw of Failure|emphatic hand gesture with upturned fingers]]''] And all- and wew will know soon enough by 11:30 tomorrow night. I bid you good day, and to everybody else who is true and loyal and [[Honest content|honest]], peace to y'all and stay safe. Thank you.

==Another One for Clyde Gregg==
'''Another One for Clyde Gregg''' is a video Chris posted later on the same day. After Gregg Mays uploaded a response following To Clyde Gregg, Chris made a sudden unprecedented move in responding.
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{{Infobox/video
| name = Another One for Clyde Gregg
| image = {{#ev:youtube|dFibZofsKDg}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 27 October 2009
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Performance Style = {{Smug|text}}
| Saga = {{Clyde|text}}
| Shirt = {{GreenWhiteStripe|text}}
| previous = [[To_Clyde_Gregg#Video| To Clyde Gregg]]
| next = [[ClydeGoingOnGregg1| ClydeGoingOnGregg1]]
}} </center>

===Transcript===
Mmm. Hello, just a follow-up here for uh... Clyde Cash or Gregg Mays, as he is also known as. I have uh, just been informed... by my... my noticable person... that all the trolls are more loyal to [[Jack Thaddeus]] than to you. So you — you really are nothing more than a lowlife. So you ''will'' do as I — you will do as I ask and do your all — your tell all video with the promise, and continue on with the promise, or I will release that photograph. Live in peace, or in distress. Make your choice. [''gets close to camera, makes dramatic hand gesture''] At least the other choice is not [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|TO DIE]].

==See also==
*[[ClydeGoingOnGregg1]]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[For Kacey II]]|nextlink=[[ClydeGoingOnGregg1]]|}}
{{Troll Videos}}

{{Clyde Saga}}

[[Category: Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

To Clyde Gregg

2010-12-20T03:50:35Z

Sonichu: /* Transcript */

"'''To Clyde Gregg'''" is a video in which [[Christian Weston Chandler]] attempts to blackmail [[Clyde Cash]] by threatening to post a video he has of Clyde (which is unlikely) by making him post a video showing his true face and telling him that he'll stop trolling Chris and his friends (of which he has none). The video was uploaded on 27 [[October 2009]].

==Video==
Throughout this video, he constantly censors himself, which is pointless, since he's [[rage|cussed]] plenty of times. This is possibly a reference to ''[[Brutal Legend|Brütal Legend]]'', which features a censored mode. The song playing in the background is "[[Wikipedia:The_Final_Countdown_(song)|The Final Countdown]]" by the Swedish rock band Europe.
<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = To Clyde Gregg
| image = {{#ev:youtube|huPoVEYR7ks}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 27 October 2009
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Performance Style = {{Smug|text}}
| Saga = {{Clyde|text}}
| Shirt = {{GreenWhiteStripe|text}}
| previous = [[For_Kacey_II| For Kacey II]]
| next = [[To_Clyde_Gregg#Another One for Clyde Gregg| Another One for Clyde Gregg]]
}} </center>

===Transcript===
Ahh. This -- to Mr. Clyde Clash, Gregg Mays, or as I may as well call you: Clyde Gregg Cash-Mays. Or even Clyde Mays or Gregg Cash. Anyway, this message is for you [''holds remote control to head, "The Final Countdown" by Europe begins playing'']. I have something of major importance that I think you would not like shared upon the Internet. [''sings''] [[Random-access humor|''Ooh, the itsy-bitsy friendly neighborhood spider went up the water spout.'']]

Yeah. So, if you do not want me to share that video with anybody, in video or even just a be'er picture form, here is my- here is my demand: I demand you make a tell-all video of where you tell us who you really are, your real name, and where you actually live. Show us your driver's license, and I ge- and you may even censor your customer number that's on- that would be presented on there. And tell us any other information about yourself that of- is of importance. And I want a promise: a promise, hands facing the camera like this: [''holds sweaty manchild hands in front of camera, fingers outstretched''] that you will stop and never ever again bother me, Christian Weston Chandler or my [[Chandler Family Tree|family]], friends and [[Kimmi|acquaintances]]. And, with that, never bother me, my friends, my family, as well as my acquaintances.

But important- but here's a- anyway, here's the deal. You do the video with ALL THAT. Tell- tell us about- tell us the truth about yourself and show us your real face, and make thee promises. Hand to [[Godjesus|God.]] Make the promises. And I will delete all traces of that picture and the video from my hard drives. Otherwise if you do not respond by the deadline which I will be giving to you in just a moment or that you do no- that you do not- then you say- you will say you will NOT do it, THEN I will be sharing that video for b- as- with the picture in it on thy secondary YouTube account.

I know you, you're just a pussy... you're just a [[China|pussy]]. You're just a dang lowlife. You do not deserve to live, you mother-BEEPer. You hide behind your mother's skirt. And you just call- you just call your own BEEPin' sanctuary your bu- in the basement of which you dwell in. You damn dirty BEEP jerk troll. [''sighs''] Anyway, here is the deadline. Tuesday, October 27th, 11:30 PM Eastern Standard Time. If I do not hear by- hear from you by then, or... if I do not hear from you by then or that you tell me you will not do it then, it's share time. Otherwise, if you do the video as such, I promise, [[Chris and religion|hand to God, and hand on the Bible]] [''places hand on Bible''] that I will delete all traces of the picture and video from my hard drives.

I'll leave you with that. Aside from the first warning in the email which you may not have read because I have got word that you may not check your email on a daiwy basis, this is your final warning. [''makes [[Claw of Failure|emphatic hand gesture with upturned fingers]]''] And all- and wew will know soon enough by 11:30 tomorrow night. I bid you good day, and to everybody else who is true and loyal and [[Honest content|honest]], peace to y'all and stay safe. Thank you.

==Another One for Clyde Gregg==
'''Another One for Clyde Gregg''' is a video Chris posted later on the same day. After Gregg Mays uploaded a response following To Clyde Gregg, Chris made a sudden unprecedented move in responding.
<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = Another One for Clyde Gregg
| image = {{#ev:youtube|dFibZofsKDg}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 27 October 2009
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Performance Style = {{Smug|text}}
| Saga = {{Clyde|text}}
| Shirt = {{GreenWhiteStripe|text}}
| previous = [[To_Clyde_Gregg#Video| To Clyde Gregg]]
| next = [[ClydeGoingOnGregg1| ClydeGoingOnGregg1]]
}} </center>

===Transcript===
Mmm. Hello, just a follow-up here for uh... Clyde Cash or Gregg Mays, as he is also known as. I have uh, just been informed... by my... my noticable person... that all the trolls are more loyal to [[Jack Thaddeus]] than to you. So you — you really are nothing more than a lowlife. So you ''will'' do as I - you will do as I ask and do your all — your tell all video with the promise, and continue on with the promise, or I will release that photograph. Live in peace, or in distress. Make your choice. [''gets close to camera, makes dramatic hand gesture''] At least the other choice is not [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|TO DIE]].

==See also==
*[[ClydeGoingOnGregg1]]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[For Kacey II]]|nextlink=[[ClydeGoingOnGregg1]]|}}
{{Troll Videos}}

{{Clyde Saga}}

[[Category: Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

11042009 51 50

2010-12-20T03:31:44Z

Sonichu:

'''11042009 51 50''' is a 5 [[November 2009]] video in which [[Chris]] claims to perform fifty-one [[Wikipedia:Biceps curl|biceps curls]] of two 50-pound (23 kg) [[honor roll|(by his estimate)]] boxes of soda while wearing his ''[[PaRappa the Rapper]]'' T-shirt. The average human can lift their own body weight; A twelve-pack of soda weighs about 10.5 lb (5 kg) <ref>[http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_much_does_a_12-pack_of_canned_soda_weigh]</ref>. It is unknown if Chris can, or has attempted to, lift more than 21 pounds, but seeing that [[WeighIn|he weighs about 200-225 lbs.]] and is almost incapable of this simple exercise, he certainly lacks the strength of the average man.

Chris uses improvised dumbbells to display [[I AM STRONG|his strength]] once more. Any intelligent person could buy a decent set of weights for $20 or less (which might not be such a good idea for Chris, since he'd probably injure himself actually trying to lift fifty pounds), but Chris isn't about to waste his [[monthly tugboat]] on something that could actually improve his life or health in any real way. It should be noted that his technique is horrible and lacking a full range of muscle movement, taking away most of the strain from the arms and rendering the exercise useless. Yet, around halfway into the video, the [[Obesity|profuse sweating]] still manages to make a return in a big way. Of course, in typical CWC fashion, one of his can packs breaks and the contents spill out onto the floor.

Incidentally, "5150" also refers to an [[Wikipedia:5150_(Involuntary_psychiatric_hold)|involuntary psychiatric hold]] in California.

== Video ==
{{Infobox/video
| name = 11042009 51 50
| video = {{#ev:youtube|-0-eiwe-W14}}
| stardate = 5 [[November 2009]]
| subject = {{Power|text}}
| shirt = {{ParappaShirt|text}}
| previous = [[Rescuing Kacey From Christian W Chandler|Rescuing Kacey From Christian W Chandler]]
| next = [[No More Jokes]]
}}

=== Transcript ===

[''Video seems to start in mid-sentence, Chris is holding a 12-pack of [[Wikipedia:Minute Maid|Minute Maid]] lemonade cans on his knee'']...12-pack. [''knocks on carton''] All the cans are in there. [''Turns the carton so he can read the content information''] 4.26 liters total. Estimated weight [''hefts box with his right hand, needing his left hand to support it as he does so''] unngh, I'd say [[Honor roll|over 50 pounds]] a thing.

[''Fumbles with the carton as he switches it to his left hand and holds it to his side, then uses his right hand to grab a second 12-pack of lemonade''] So now, watch this, aight?

[''Begins doing curls with the two 12-packs, counting reps for each arm aloud.'']

'''''Reps 1 through 3:''' Chris's posture is slouched forward as he lifts the cartons to shoulder height. He sways a bit from side to side with each rep.''

'''''Reps 4 through 6:''' Chris is already having difficulty lifting the cartons. He starts straining his eyes and his head rocks from side to side more.''

'''''Reps 7 and 8:''' Chris suddenly winces and arches backward as he lifts rep 7, his terrible posture giving him obvious pain. He grimaces through these reps.''

'''''Reps 9 through 11:''' He relaxes here, but he starts rocking his torso back and forth with the reps, as his arms alone are not able to pull the weight unassisted.''

'''''Reps 12 and 13:''' His swaying torso is no longer enough for these massive weights, so he starts kicking his legs a bit to help out.''

'''''Reps 14 through 17:''' Chris stops kicking his legs, but continues to rock back and forth.''

'''''Rep 18:''' Miscounts number 18 for his right arm as 19, but catches his mistake by counting his left arm as 19 twice.''

'''''Reps 20 through 31:''' Still rocking side to side and back and forth as he lifts, occasionally using his legs for assistance.''

'''''Reps 31 through 35:''' Chris's torso movement is now much more pronounced, flopping in all directions. Though his voice remains steady, his contorted face says he really hopes this will end soon.''

'''''Rep 36:''' He twists the carton in his right hand as he brings it up instead of keeping it straight, compromising the carton's structural integrity.''

'''''Rep 37:''' The inevitable happens. Chris twists the right side carton again as he lifts it and this time the carton rips and falls to his lap. He turns the box around and grips it by the other side of the hole he had been gripping it by.''

'''''Reps 38 through 44:''' Rep 38 goes smoother as he had a chance to rest while fumbling with the broken carton, but starting with rep 39, Chris is absolutely straining to bring the right side carton up to his shoulder. He twists his neck to his left each time he does so and scrunches his face tightly.''

''On 40, two cans fall out of the damaged box. He puts them back in and then starts on 41 for his right arm forgetting to do rep 40 for his left.''

'''''Reps 45 through 49:''' On 45, Chris twists his entire body to the left to bring the right-side carton up. This flies in the face of pretty much anyone's estimate of [[mass debating|which of his arms would be stronger]]. His following reps are a bit more relaxed, but he's still struggling mightily, especially with the right-side carton.''

'''''Rep 49:''' Another can falls out of the damaged box. Chris catches it on his lap and puts it back in the box.''

And that's not me. I am unstoppable.

'''''Rep 50:''' Chris resumes where he left off, reaching 50, which he pronounces to be "The Big Five-Oh".''

And to get around in the business sense, [''Lifts his right box high over his head''] fifty-one! [''Repeats action with his left''] And fifty...'''ONE!''' [''Sticks tongue out obscenely.''] Whaaaa! [''Places boxes on the ground''] What a workout!

[''Chris's face is completely drenched with sweat, he flashes a double thumbs-up, then flexes.''] I'm Strong '''NNNNGH'''! [''Approaches camera''] So ther- [''Video ends mid-word.'']

==See also==
*[[30 Push-Ups]]
*[[A Workout]]
*[[A Hike]]
*[[WeighIn]]
==References==
<references/>
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Rescuing Kacey From Christian W Chandler]]|nextlink=[[No More Jokes]]|}}
{{Power videos}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV

2010-12-17T00:44:18Z

Sonichu: /* Transcript */

{{Honest}}
[[File:Ima42Bust.jpg|thumb|Chris's measurements.]]

'''For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV''' is a video leaked 21 [[April 2010]] for [[Jackie e-mails|Jackie]] in which [[Chris]] demonstrates how he would pleasure her orally and reveals his [[muscle bra|sports bra]], showing off his creepiness on a level not seen since the [[Ivy]] saga.

Chris, wearing a new [[shirt]] bearing a message contradictory to his claims that he is not a [[homo]], begins by apologizing to Jackie for introducing her to the [[CWCki]] (perhaps seeking to avoid another [[The Wallflower|Wallflower]] incident) and trying to explain what he believes happened with Ivy and [[Vanessa Saga|Vanessa Hudgens]]. Chris attempts to sound sincere but, as always, fails miserably. Things only go from bad to worse as Chris demonstrates how he would "pleasure" her [[Chris and sex|orally]]; Chris's voice gets noticeably more excited as he explains this. He even goes so far as to show how he would [[fail|use his tongue as well]]. This, unfortunately, goes on for a good minute. At one point, Chris seems to [[Mumble 8|forget who he's talking to]] and refers to Jackie as [[Ivy]]. Chris ends the video by explaining how he has a belly and man-boobs - he seems slightly more willing to admit this fact than he did back in [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke]] - and reveals that he wears a [[muscle bra|sports bra]]. To make it even more pathetic: Chris actually fills it in.

Chris, in a surprising move, did not upload the video to [[YouTube]] but instead used MediaFire. He believes this will keep anyone from getting a hold of the video, neglecting the idea that Jackie herself would circulate it.

Also, note how the trolls DID find it.

==Video==

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| name = For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV
| video = {{#ev:youtube|wEKLxgRJnAc}}
| stardate = 21 April 2010
| subject = {{Sex|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| saga = {{Jackie|text}}
| shirt = {{MountAndDoMe|text}}, {{Cwcbra2|text}}
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous = [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean]]
| next = [[04232010 - Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless|Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless]]
}}

===Transcript===
Hey, Jackie, it's me Christian. I'm doing this video for you 'cause upload to th- da MediaFire. Hopefully uh, [[trolls]] will not get that to there. I mean, yeah, I have not tried MediaFire f- before. But, yeah, I do have a friend that recommends it as well, so, for you I'll try it.

[''Removes [[glasses]], rubs the bridge of his nose'']

Well, first half of the video though uh, yeah, let me apologize for uh, yeah, that thing I- for even leading you to the [[CWCki]]. I just wanted to let you know 'bout what happened to me before. I just felt concerned about that, but- and then with that uh, reading what you read on Ivy's page, yeah, I was wrong. I forgot one detail of that- that detail. Yeah, it was uh- supposedly I was talking to uh, this [[Vanessa Hudgens]], who was like coming onto me really- really well online and I had- I held in with my self-restraint as best as I could. For a long time. And then she's kinda, talked me into it a little bit.

[''A digital tone goes off''] Ignore that. [''Gets up and turns it off, returns to chair''] Eh, that's my cell phone. Hmm. Let me just talk care of that real quick. [''holds up cell phone, apparently silences or turns it off''] Anyway uh, yeah. I did make a video apologizing to Ivy for that, at least, you know, I could man up and admit when I made such a mistake as that. And that was in the past. And I'm sorry- did not mean to- I did not mean to lie to you, I swear. I jus- I just forgot that one detail.

Anyway, as for that, uh, the quote-unquote Vanessa Hudgens actually this- was actually in reality this uh [[Chris and Race#Hispanics|Spanish]] dude I know, [[Joshua Martinez]]. Yeah, jus- just- he was- he was just basi- he was- he was pretending to be Vanessa that whole time and... [''[[sigh]], Chris's face becomes noticeably distraught''] Really ticks me off, that guy. Ehh, nother-nother- that's another story for another day though. Hmm. But anyway with that put aside uh [''perks up a little''] I'm gonna show you- I'm gonna show you some ways on how I can pleasure you [''[[Creepy stare|eyes widen]]''] orally, mmkay?

[''Shifts in chair''] Yeah, I got a few ideas like you know, we definitely [''lifts hand into frame, fidgets''] give you [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|some finger play]]. Lots of fingers. But yeah, I would just- yeah. I could be like [''Leans towards the camera, closes eyes, flicks tongue around.''] Ahh, I lick your pretty little clit there. [''Continues to pantomime sex acts''] Tickle your pussy... [''Indicates this with a gesture nowhere near the supposed area.''] Oh! And here's the fun part, I put my- I can roll my tongue. I put- I push- I put it in there [''Leans forwards, sticks out tongue''] and extend it while it's in there. Can you imagine that? [''More tongue fail, leans back in chair''] I got other ideas as well, but I just can't think of them right now. But hopefully that's now good enough for starters and to make up for that.

Any- ah, I hhave been under confusion pat- for a little while, but seriously, [[Fail|Ivy]], I really do want you. [''Firmer, failing to realize his Freudian slip''] I want you. And I do love you and I care about you, and I pray that this video does not fall into the hands of the trolls. You let me know once you got it downloaded successfully and that you're able to play it and I'll take it off of the MediaFire.

[''Brow furrows, whisper''] Oh, my gosh. [''normally''] I gotta watch myself. And also uh, another thing to make up for this uh, hmm, I'll reveal another thing about myself. I actually did- I actually uh, do have [[Obesity|a bit of a belly]], but uh also with that uh [''grabs manboobs''] manboobs. I'm not- I'm not t- I'm telling you this in the strictest confidence that you will not laugh at me, but when I walk they do bounce, so I have to uh [''Strips off "Mount and Do Me" shirt to reveal sports bra''] so I wear a sports bra. [''Adjusts sports bra''] Works very good, keeps 'em from bouncing. I got- I'm a 42-bust. Alright, well, I hope we can- hopefully we can move on, and resume our relationship with emotions, or otherwise restart it. I love you Jackie. Love you. [''makes kissing motion, then reaches for camera''] Talk to you later. Meet up soon [''video abruptly ends''].

==Fan videos==

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = YTP- Chris Chan explains how to pleasure a woman, also sports bra
| video = {{#ev:youtube|kJKmcdSSs7U}}
| Maker = BigJuicyx3
| Stardate = 23 April 2010
| Video Type = VG Remix
}}

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = what the chris
| video = {{#ev:youtube|hwoHCXD1e1g}}
| Maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/mrallex mrallex]
| Stardate = 10 May 2010
}}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = CFMM feat. Christian Chandler - "Tickle Yo' Pussay"
| video = {{#ev:youtube|SXKoy8gbahc}}
| Maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/CFMM2 CFMM]
| Stardate = 21 July 2010
| Video Type = Remix
| Other Info = Mixed using MTV Music Generator (PC version).
}}

==See also==
*[[Jackie e-mails]]
*[[For Julie's Eyes Only]]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean]]|nextlink=[[04232010 - Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless|Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless]]|}}
{{LeakedVideos}}

[[Category:Leaked videos]]

Cleveland Show Voice Rant

2010-12-17T00:28:19Z

Sonichu: minor corrections/additions

'''Cleveland Show Voice Rant''' (officially "'''Nia Long IS Roberta; NOT that [[Chris|High-Pitchey, Whiney, Bratty]] Regan Gomez.MOV'''") is a video uploaded on to [[YouTube]] on 22 [[March 2010]], just after Chris [[03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV|proclaimed his intentions to leave the internet a second time]]. Despite the controversial period in which this video was uploaded, all Chris does is use the Internet for profoundly unimportant shit in spite of [[Chris and hypocrisy#"Nobody Needs the Internet!" - Leaving the Internet Forever|promising not to]] less than 36 hours prior.

The comments to this video mostly regard Chris's lengthy departure, but also the health of [[Bob]], whom Chris has failed to mention or show any regard for whatsoever since trolls learned he was hospitalized three weeks ago.

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Nia Long IS Roberta; NOT that High-Pitchey, Whiney, Bratty Regan Gomez.MOV
| image = {{#ev:youtube|UeNWZ8oPlqc}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 22 March 2010
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = {{Television}} Television
| Performance Style = {{reason}} Reason
| Saga =
| Shirt = [[Image:Redgreenvertstripe.png]] Vertical Red & Green Stripes
| previous = [[03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV]]
| next = [[F Abstinance]]
}}

===Transcript===
Okay, this is just a [[CWC Blog|blog]] video with a few thoughts of the day on this, the uh- um, let's see... [''Chris steps off camera, seemingly checking the date, and returns''] the twenty second day of March. [''[[Stress Sigh|Sighs]]''] Anyway, it's just been a bad day for me, y'know, I'm still suffering de- lingering heartaches for what [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|happened recently]].

Mmm... and, uh, also you know another thought, you know... [''[[Pedo-glasses#Dramatic glasses removal|Glasses removal]]''] I just feel, I just feel like, I just feel like sharing, you know, on ''[[The Cleveland Show]]'', you know, I liked [[Wikipedia:Nia Long|Nia Long]] a lot better as the voice of Roberta Tubbs. I don't give- I don't give a damn about this Reagan what- [[Wikipedia:Reagan Gomez|Reagan Gomez]] what's-her-name. [[Chris and music#Singing|Her voice]] is just [[Chris and health#Other_deformities|too high pitched]] and just does not fit the character as best as Nia Long did. Seth and be- Seth and Mike Henry would uh... Seth McFarlane and Mike Henry would do themselves a big favor by putting Nia Long back as the voice of Roberta. [''Long pause; sigh; [[The Creepy Stare|Chris looks around awkwardly]]''] Anyways, just food for thought for today. [''Puts glasses back on''] So I'll leave y'all with that.

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV]]|nextlink=[[F Abstinance]]}}

{{Videos}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Talk:Main Page

2010-12-17T00:01:44Z

Sonichu: /* Sightings */

{{protip|This talk page should serve as a place to discuss improving the overall front page of CWCki. For discussion on improvements to CWCki overall, please see the [[CWCki:Community Portal|Community Portal]]. For discussing individual front page templates, please refer to the discussion pages of those templates.}}

'''Archives''': [[Talk:Main Page/Archive 1|1]] [[Talk:Main Page/Archive 2|2]]

==Protect the templates==
Seeing how the main page itself is protected, why not protect the templates as well? [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 16:49, 11 September 2010 (PDT)
*There's already cascading protection for all the front page templates. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:51, 11 September 2010 (PDT)
*Stop freaking out about this spammer shit, Champ has it under control --[[User:Megaman|Megaman]] 16:53, 11 September 2010 (PDT)

== new vid ==

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzAJvMKQeJA&feature=player_embedded

can't add news so there you go--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 13:38, 16 September 2010 (PDT)

==Can this be the new Quote of the Now, please?==

{{quote|I've learned... from my father; he taught and showed me which male ends go into which female ends.|Wallflower E-mails.}}

[[User:Bunsteaks|Bunsteaks]] 13:28, 25 September 2010 (PDT)
I'm for this too.
[[User:Theiselybors|Theiselybros]] 02:10, 21 October 2010 (EST)

==I suggest this for the Video of the Now==

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmFHPbaNT04 [[User:Xavier|Xavier]] 07:37, 28 September 2010 (PDT)

Since there's a white space in the Video of the Now (at least on my computer) why not feature this video? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoqjN3amRD4
--[[User:Vofdoom38|VofDoom38]] 17:44, 21 October 2010 (PDT)

== Project Map Fucking Everything ==

Started up this project and got a lot of things mapped down.

http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?hl=en&gl=us&ptab=2&ie=UTF8&oe=UTF8&msa=0&msid=116038930500742252038.0004949e055d81dc61c0b

I'd like to get all of the places he mentions/visits/films/rapes marked down on the map, but there's a lot of videos and some of them I never wish to see again. So, it's open collaboration and anyone with a Google account can edit it. Feel free to login and mark down different areas he's visited. Just try to be logical and succinct when adding locations. Don't need every McDonald's marked down. When doing videos of him travelling, try to figure out the path with a line and mark at least one end of it.

Now, a question:
Should we make a page for the full map or just link it in the bottom of the "Locations" divs on the other pages?
-- [[User:Arius|Arius]] 13:49, 9 November 2010 (PST)

*Put it on the locations template. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 13:53, 9 November 2010 (PST)
**Done. Couldn't think of a better name than Chris's World. -- [[User:Arius|Arius]] 14:11, 9 November 2010 (PST)

== Sports ==

Is there any inclination that Chris is into any kind of sport or professional sports team? I asked this on the main page because I don't know where else to ask it.
*Sign your fucking posts god damn. Also, no. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 04:18, 14 November 2010 (PST)

== Slight Error ==
Chris hasn't gone 5 days without the internet, he logged into youtube 2 1/2 days after he posted the leaving video.
[[User:Theiselybors|Theiselybros]] 19:46, 26 November 2010 (EST)
:Probably should have discussed this before just removing the counter... [[User:Smtp|Smtp]] 17:02, 26 November 2010 (PST)
::It's a non-pedantic count. We're really focusing on how many days he's gone without making a video - which Chris equates to "being on the Internet". --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 21:30, 26 November 2010 (PST)

== Vandalism? ==
Some guy named [[User:Trueandhonest]] has been going around vandalizing pages lately, claiming to be Chris-chan himself. Most likely it's a troll, but I just wanted to point that out. [[User:N. Onymous|N. Onymous]] 15:33, 30 November 2010 (PST)

== Does Christian Who Cares know this?==
I don't remember his surname. Does he know that the creator of Pokémon has [[aspergers]]? At least Wikipedia's article says so... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satoshi_Tajiri --[[User:Doctor Whatever|Doctor Whatever]] 16:21, 4 December 2010 (PST)
* It seems that you just answered your own question. As to whether or not Chris knows, I honestly don't think he even cares. He justifies things when it allows him to continue his current lifestyle. He'd probably just say "Well I guess there are some exceptions" and move on. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 16:39, 4 December 2010 (PST)
** You're right, I should have figured that out. Theres an article about his hypocresy, but its not really necesary to read it; it takes about three seconds of reading this wiki to realize that he's the biggest of hypocrites...--[[User:Doctor Whatever|Doctor Whatever]] 17:46, 4 December 2010 (PST)

==CWCki is pretty dead==
Chris isn't coming back, at least not for a long time. Despite this, there are a shitton of new editors who drop by every other day and fuck up articles. The only reason I'm really still here is to fix up the edits of these new editors. I think we should start finding the good articles on the wiki and either lock them or put a template saying not to fuck with it a la ED. As articles get fixed up, they get locked down, at least until Chris comes back (if he ever does, anyway). I get that it might take some time or whatever, but it would help preserve the CWCki should Chris never come back or I die or something. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 12:11, 11 December 2010 (PST)
*Well it was just a matter of time until he would end up in a mental hospital. I always told him so, but whatever. I agree though, that there are probably many articles, that can be protected, especially all the videos, mails, phone calls, chatlogs and whatnot.--[[User:Sonichu|Sonichu]] 19:09, 12 December 2010 (PST)
::I'd push for the templating approach rather than protecting. Article protection should be used sparingly. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 05:00, 14 December 2010 (PST)
:::After seeing old articles being still corrected here and there, I tend to agree. Maybe this Chris-free time isn't so bad after all. Gives us time to look through all the old articles.--[[User:Sonichu|Sonichu]] 16:51, 14 December 2010 (PST)

== Sightings ==

Okay, question, as a field agent who is seeming to have multiple run ins with Chris (was the guy who took the kroger pic and I commonly see him when he comes into my work) Where should I put my sightings so I am not cluttering up the other pages? [[User:CFA|CFA]]CFA
:1. Sign posts with 4 tildes (<nowiki>~~~~</nowiki>) if you want to avoid typing all that shit every time.
:2. [[User:CFA/Whateverthefuck]] is usually the best place to put your stuff.
:On another note, I appreciate that CFA is the name of the guy who took that pic, but that doesn't necessarily prove that it's you. Expect people to be critical of that statement. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 01:20, 16 December 2010 (PST)

*I did sign with 4 and I posted it up on the offshore first. Secondly, I asked because there is no article on sightings. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 10:38, 16 December 2010 (PST)CFA
::Signing with 4 tildes yields a timestamp. Always. There was no timestamp. The point I was making was that yeah, the guy on offshore is called CFA. However, you just made your account here and there's nothing stopping someone other than offshore's CFA from taking the username. As a result of this, even if there were a "sightings" article, you still wouldn't be able to just dump new shit there because there's no confirmation that you are who you say you are. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 11:10, 16 December 2010 (PST)
*alright, then what would constituent proof for you guys? [[User:CFA|CFA]] 12:03, 16 December 2010 (PST)CFA
::I'd say photos ^^ [[User:Sonichu|Sonichu]] 16:01, 16 December 2010 (PST)

Talk:Main Page

2010-12-15T00:51:26Z

Sonichu: /* CWCki is pretty dead */

Ian Brandon Anderson

2010-12-15T00:20:35Z

Sonichu: The point in this case is to be funny, not accurate >:/

{{Protip|If you're going to call Chris "Ian" on CWCki, do so only in the context of this saga.}}

[[Image:Sweetheartfromthegroundup.jpg|thumb|left|Ian the [[Sonee]] (and child) rapist.]]
[[Image:Nochian notopher.gif|frame|right|IAN BRANDON ANDERSON!!]]
[[File:JAELou2.jpg|thumb|IBA Chandler (right) with some unrelated fatass (left)]]

'''Ian Brandon Anderson''' (born '''Issac Brandon Anderson''' on 24 February [[1982]]) is a psychopathic [[troll]] who apparently takes delight in impersonating and slandering the good name of [[Liquid Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]. The existence of this impostor was not generally known until the summer of [[2009]], when he opened his own [[YouTube]] account, "'''IBAChandler'''", in direct opposition to the real Chris at [[CChanSonichuCWC]]. For the sake of clarity, the Sonichu fan base has come to refer to the real Chris as "[[Liquid Chris]]", while the impostor has been dubbed '''"Solid Chris"'''.

At first glance, the two men appear to be mirror images of one another, attesting to the diabolical skill of the impostor. However, upon closer inspection many differences become apparent, each subtle variation serving to establish Liquid as the [[TRUE and HONEST]] Chris-chan. For example, although Ian does indeed have [[heterochromia]], one of his eyes is blue and the other is BROWN, not GREEN. Also, while not easily seen by the untrained eye, Solid is considerably overweight. This is in stark contrast with the slim, athletic, autistic hero depicted in the official [[Sonichu]] [[comic]]s. Finally, whereas Chris has spent a lifetime extolling the virtues of abstinence from [[alcohol]] and [[homos]]exuality, the impostor is a [[Chris's Big Night Out|heavy drinker]], and has admitted to [[Recycling|swallowing semen]].

The extent of Ian's imposture may never truly be known, since it is difficult for historians to discern which footage depicts the real CWC or the fake. It is now believed that many of the actions the [[trolls]] once ascribed to the real Chris were in fact perpetrated by Ian posting videos in Chris's YouTube accounts. This has resulted in a reconciliation between Liquid and the trolls, as they have come to recognize Ian as a mutual threat.

Ian Brandon Anderson (probably) has no connection to [[wikipedia:Ian Anderson (musician)|Ian Scott Anderson]]. Or to the IBA Chandler sniper rifle. He is, however, an important character in ''[[Asperchu]]''.

==Exposure==

{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = C.W.C. Impostor is REVEALED (True & Original Parents Discussed)
| video = {{#ev:youtube|Yjt2S8FV4Sk}}
| Stardate = 3 August 2009
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = {{Rumours|text}}
| Shirt = {{BrownLiquidShirt|text}}
| Other = The [[Solid Chris|fake Chris-chan]] is revealed to be none other than the evil Ian Brandon Anderson at 2:46.
| previous = [[SingStar Challenge Round 3#CChanSonichuCWC's Entry|Heaven]]
| next = [[SingStar Challenge Round 4#CChanSonichuCWC's Entry|Think Twice]]
}}

By [[June 2009]], the real Chris's reputation was in shambles, having been accused of receiving cybersex from young boys and distributing a video of himself copulating with a sex doll. Perhaps letting this success go to his head, Ian Brandon Anderson became sloppy. He is believed to have hacked the CChanSonichu YouTube account on 5 June, posting a series of videos which suggested that Chris is [[gay]]. After pretending to be Chris "regaining" the account on 10 June, Ian began posting a series of videos apparently showing Chris experimenting with alcoholic beverages (and risking death in a quick-crash second). The thought of Chris betraying his ideals to this degree raised serious doubts about the veracity of the videos, although an explanation defied the Sonichu fan base.

Finally, on 21 June 2009, the answers became clear when the real Chris returned to YouTube on a new account, CChanSonichuCWC. In his first video on this account, Liquid described having been absent from YouTube for a considerable time, leading fans to ask "if the real Chris hasn't been posting videos on CChanSonichu, who has?" The situation exploded on 3 July 2009 when Liquid was finally made aware of the impostor usurping his old account. Although Solid's true identity had not been established, his existence was now out in the open, and true and loyal Sonichu fans would begin to spot the myriad of tiny imperfections in his disguise.

Perhaps feeling this pressure, Ian [[The July 10th Messages|lashed out on 10 July]], causing the CChanSonichu account to be suspended altogether. It was at this point that Ian made his most fatal mistake, by not simply hacking into Liquid's YouTube but creating one of his own. Unable to contain his own hubris, the impostor could not help but to give a subtle clue with his new username: IBAChandler.

[[Image:Tgtdfw4.jpg|thumb|IBA and [[Liquid Chris]]]]

Seeking to destroy Liquid's reputation once and for all, Solid posted [[Rollin' and Trollin']] on 17 July, which claimed that the Christian Weston Chandler we all knew and loved had never really existed at all, and that it was all Solid playing a character to troll the loyal fan base. For the first time, fans saw the impostor in a new light—with a filthy beard, ill-fitting clothes which revealed his girth, and hideous tattoos along his arms—and realized that this man could not be Chris. Fans now flocked to CChanSonichuCWC, realizing that he was indeed the one.

His coup de grace having backfired, Ian posted [[CWC Trollin More]] on 19 July, claiming that the 17 July video had been a deception and that he really was what he had claimed to be. But by now it was too late.

==CWCivil War==

Using Liquid's announcement of official Sonichu merchandise for sale as a pretext, on [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 22nd, 2009|22 July]] Solid began to decry Liquid as the impostor. Of course, since Liquid really ''isn't'' the impostor, Solid was forced to use some extremely bizarre reasoning to prove his assertion, focusing primarily on the absurd claim that Liquid's beloved [[Sonichu medallion]] is made of paper. Solid also proceeded to leave inflammatory comments on Liquid's videos:

{{quote|"GIVE IT UP, Dumbass. YOU are Not Me, the Real CWC, and you Wish you Were. I Challenge you to Sow yourself in my Real Life Presence, O I can really give you a piece of my mind.

No Peace, Christian C."}}

{{Quote|"Hey, DUMBASS! YOU WISH YOU WERE ME! I would say YOU are Stuck... IN MINUS-SECOND-GEAR!

I am Calling YOU OUT!

14 Branchland Ct. Ruckersville, VA BEFORE August 2, 2009. If you really WANT to be me, then Come Face Me.

oh, BTW, YOUR NASAL VOICE IS MORE GRATING THAN THE WORD "NAIVE", and METAL NAILS ON THE CHALKBOARD.

But "Naive" is even WORSE than NAILS.

You are a Nerd and a Whimp!

Have a good day. Christopher Christian Weston Chandler"}}

Of course, this challenge is insincere on its face. Since Liquid ''lives'' at 14 Branchland Ct, there was nowhere for him to go, and nothing to force Solid to show up.

In their next confrontation on 26 July, Liquid announced the development of a Sonichu video game and the beginning of his relationship with [[Kacey]]. He also revealed crucial information he had uncovered about his hated doppleganger:

<blockquote>
It is I again, Christian Weston Chandler. NOT Christopher Christian Weston Chandler as EVERYONE KNOWS I Changed my name FROM Christopher to Christian (PS: That Troll, as Some have now Informed Me, his Real Name is IAN BRANDON ANDERSON).
</blockquote>

Solid also [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 26, 2009|posted a video on 26 July]], apparently believing that showing a few printouts of Sonichu comics, which anyone can obtain, proves that he is the one who drew them. By now it was clear that Ian's modus operandi would be to attempt to prove his claims by demonstrating skills that the real Christian Weston Chandler also possessed. On 29 July Solid played ''[[CWC More Than A Feeling|Guitar Hero]]'' and spoke [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 29th, 2009#Addendum|in Spanish]]; Liquid responded by playing a real guitar and speaking four languages. Finally, in a dramatic demonstration, Ian [[Christian Weston Chandler - It Took Me Weeks to Perfect that Goatee, but it WILL Grow Back|shaved off his beard]], as if we would somehow forget that he had one in the first place.

<center>{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Denial: The Ian Brandon Anderson Story (trailer)
| video = {{#ev:youtube|iS42GGu2f2o}}
| Stardate = 29 November 2009
| Maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/GodAndTheBearFilms GodAndTheBearFilms]
| Subject = Ian Brandon Anderson
| Video Type = Moch-Trailer
}}</center>

==Contact with Kacey==

While harassing Liquid, Ian attempted to manipulate his true sweetheart and future wife [[Kacey]]. [[Kacey Phone Call|Ian spoke to Kacey over the phone]], posing as Liquid. Of course, since Ian has perfected his impersonation, even Kacey was unable to tell who she was really speaking to, causing her to reveal mature honest content and endure Ian's disgusting sexual advances. Ian would also attempt to convince Kacey that he is the true Chris in [[CWC - Hand Drawn Original|a video]], where he obviously spliced together footage of Liquid drawing Sonichu with footage of Solid holding up a printout of the same drawing. Ian has consistently shown affection toward Kacey, going so far as to suggest he can only tolerate Liquid out of respect for Kacey's feelings. It is evident that this is merely a ploy to make himself look like the bigger man and thereby seduce Kacey into becoming his Woman Slave.

==SingStar Challenge==

{{main|SingStar Challenge}}

Having clearly lost his nerve in the face of the true CWC, Ian Brandon Anderson issued a challenge to Liquid, in which they would each sing five songs and let a panel of six judges (chosen by the Chrises) determine the winner. The wisdom of this proposal was seriously questioned, as it is well known that the TRUE and HONEST Chris has the voice of an angel with a [[Sonichu_Girls#Chris.27s_Posts_on_Sonichu_Girls|Frank Sinatra or Bing Crosby flavor]]. Trolls and Sonichu fans alike considered the SingStar Challenge to be a referendum on the issue of who, indeed, is the real Chris-chan.

Halfway through the contest, it was already apparent that Liquid was winning. A visibly defeated Ian began appealing to Chris's famously deep spirituality, and requested that Liquid's final song be "Lift Up Your Eyes". However, Liquid, in a daring gambit, responded by forcing the impostor to sing "Smell Yo Dick". Ian resisted, but eventually sang the song perfectly, demonstrating that he cannot be the true Chris because he likes to smell men's dicks. In the aftermath of the contest, Solid has repeatedly insisted that there was never anything at stake, and that Liquid's overwhelming victory settled nothing.

==Shit just got real==

Immediately after Chris's announcement that he would be leaving YouTube to focus on the Sonichu media empire and his beloved fiance Kacey, a video was posted on his account in which Liquid is seen restrained in a filthy room while Ian Brandon Anderson taunts him. It is believed that, as of this writing, Ian has invaded 14 Branchland Ct., captured Chris, and gained access to Chris's YouTube account. Thus far, Ian's own YouTube account has shown no indication of these events, perhaps to establish a veil of plausible deniability.

As a result of Ian's kidnapping of Chris, it can be presumed that any further authentication Ian presents has been illegally obtained from Liquid's home. Future videos in which Ian holds up academic degrees, photo albums, and Sonichu artwork cannot be taken at face value, and should not be considered evidence that Ian Brandon Anderson is the real Christopher Christian Ricardo Weston Chandler.

CWCki joins the rest of the Sonichu community in hoping for a speedy resolution to this nightmare, and offers their prayers for the safe return of Liquid Chris.

==LIQUID LIVES!==

On 15 October, a video was posted on Liquid's account, explaining how Ian kidnapped him, apparently raped while he was unconscious and left him for dead in the Sahara desert. However, being the butthurt retard he is, Ian soon after posted a video denying everything.

{{The_Cwcivil_War_of_2009}}

{{DEFAULTSORT:Anderson, Ian Brandon}}
[[Category:Liquid Saga]][[Category: Chris's alter egos]]

Jackie E-mails

2010-12-14T03:08:31Z

Sonichu:

{{quote|<poem>Without [[Barb|his mommy]]'s pride and kisses
Without [[America|his country]]'s confidence
Without [[Bob Chandler|the dying man]]'s permission
Without no [[Hypocrisy|guilt]] or consequence
This [[Anger|bloody-minded]] son of a bitch
Has not a wound to mend
And all I can do is pray to [[God]] he'll
Get one in the end</poem>|'''Crash Test Dummies''' get back to ''[[Chris]]''}}

The '''Jackie e-mails''' are a collection of e-mails between [[Christian Weston Chandler]] and an innocent woman named [[Jackie]], whom Chris met on [[The Hook Cafe]]. The e-mails span from 5 [[April 2010]] (around the time [[trolls]] discovered Chris's account at The Hook Cafe) to 26 [[November 2010]].

In the first two parts of the collection (until 21 April 2010) Chris goes plenty on about [[Pokémon]], trolls, his war with [[Alec Benson Leary]] and his [[rage]] over THOSE FAKING FAKERS WITH [[Aspergers Syndrome|ASPERGER'S]]. He also still thinks that ''The Lord of the Rings'' had owls in it. Chris claims to be still working on [[Sonichu]] but is seeking to post the comics on Lulu (ironically, a troll scheme was started like this), and setting up a date. The most telling part of this is the prelude to [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|Chris's return to the GAMe PLACe]]. As revealed in these letters, Chris wholly expected everyone inside the store to have forgotten about Chris and his antics as well as his banning only to learn that all has not been forgiven. As well, Jackie watched the video and became concerned over his antics. Jackie talks about what Chris did [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|on 12 April]]. By this time, however, Jackie is seeing the bigger picture about Chris, especially after she discovers the [[CWCki]], thanks to Chris.

At the end, however, it all goes downhill - Jackie has now learned that Chris doesn't even want to put in the minimum amount of work to even ''keep'' a [[sweetheart]] and, combined with what she learned about Chris's past e-girlfriends and a video he sent to her, Jackie still wants to try for some sort of relationship. However, in the end it's Chris, not Jackie, that ends the relationship - he feels that his lazy ass can't handle the rigors of being in a relationship and realizes that sending her to the CWCki was the stupidest thing ever. Jackie tries to get him to keep going, but he keeps going. In the end, it's Jackie who fires the last shot - she calls him out on what he truly is. Chris falls back on his [[autism]] card and tells her to tell it to someone who'd care.

Which would be everyone except for him.

==The letters==
Jackie's e-mails are in light red; Chris is in light blue.

====Chris is cute?!====
{{quoteboxred|Jackie 
April 5, 2010 - 6:24pm 
What kind of video games do you play besides [[Guitar Hero]]? I don't have any current consoles but I love my old playstation. I play on my friend's [[wii]] a lot, though. I like drawing and stuff, too.

Anyway, you're kind of cute, hope to hear back from you~~ :)}}

====Chris wants to be played like a PS3====
{{quotebox|Chris 
April 5, 2010 - 11:14pm 
I've just read your profile and saw your pic; you are pretty. I guess I'm a suitable candidate for you; I have [[fat|strong]] arms. You have a lot of fun things I totally agree on that we can do together.

To answer your question, I also play [[LittleBiGPlanet]], God of War, [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]; I have a wide collection. You would just have fun playing my games (if that's your pleasure), and I think you'd have fun [[Chris humps his PS3|playing me too.]] LOL

I am a [[Pokémon|Pok'emon]] Fanatic also; grew up on it since Pok'emon Red, and I've played a LOT of the [[TCG]] when I was going to the League (I'll tell you more about that later on).

So, magzine editor, huh; which mag? :)

The online thing is cool, but you and I should meet and hang out together ASAP. How about I meet you at the bar you go to (which bar would that be?) this coming friday? Say 6:00 or 7:00 PM?

Please reply and let me know if it is good for you.

Looking forward to your reply, 
Christian.}}

{{quoteboxred|Jackie 
April 6, 2010 - 2:57pm 
Hey, you wrote back! I literally have to run out the door right now but just wanted to let you know I'll write more later tonight. :)

Jackie}}

====STDs: the gift that keeps on giving====
{{quotebox|Chris 
April 6, 2010 - 5:38pm 
Jackie, huh? That's a fun name; it goes with your personality well (at least from what I've read so far). It says there that you are a Unitarian; it's cool. I'm a [[Chris and religion|Methodist]].

I wanted to check on this, but considering you've had a lot of [[sex]], have you have yourself checked recently for any STDs? [[Lie|I have to be careful these days]].

We can also talk over the phone if you want; let me know if you want to exchange numbers; if you don't, it's cool.

Waitin' for your next message. 
Christian.}}

{{quoteboxred|Jackie 
April 6, 2010 - 6:41pm 
Hey! Yeah, my name is Jacklyn, but everyone calls me Jackie. So a little more about me: I've never played Little Big Planet, isn't it just like a simple platformer? I was bigger into digimon than pokemon when I was a kid, but I loved red and blue. I bet you would be fun to play, though :)

To answer your question, I haven't really had a lot of sex partners or anything, didn't mean to give that impression - I just love [[sex]] when I am with someone. I've only been with six guys in my life. I haven't been tested in a while (never been in a situation where I thought I needed to, btw, but I have just to be careful), I'm seeing my gyno next week. Is testing something you do often? How many partners have you had, if I may ask?

This Friday is too short a notice for me, sorry, I'm swamped with projects this weekend. The school week is pretty much out for me too, I go to school in Staunton, but I come home every weekend. How about we plan on next Friday afternoon, though? In the meantime, we can email and learn more about each other?}}

====From porno to Pokémon====
{{quotebox|Chris 
April 6, 2010 - 8:46pm 
That's cool; I can do Friday of next week. As long as I get to meet you and hang and all that.

To answer your question, I am a [[Virgin with rage|virgin]]; I have never had sexual intercourse, but I have watched a number of XXX flicks, and I have a good number of ideas of what to do, and I am not a total nervous flake. [[Chris and Ego|I would not constantly ask, "Is this good for you"]] or "Am I doing it right?" I feel very confident in my abilities and knowledge. [[Fail|I have been checked a few months ago]], and [[Honesty|I am clean of any STDs]].

LittleBiGPlanet is kind of a platformer, but it is Customizable; you can create your OWN Levels, Publish them onto the Online LBP Server, and even Play Other People's Published Levels. Plus, the Sackperson is Customizable too; you can even make it look like a Charizard, Totodile, Goldeen, or any other person/animal/plant you want; Male or Female. I have created an Aqua Teen Hunger Force remake of the first two levels of Burgertime (in the Same Level). And more fun, I've created a fun, cute level that simulates a Fun Date, titled "A First Fun Date"; Best Enjoyed with a Couple. Maybe U + Me. ;)

I've been keeping up with Pok'emon up to Diamond/Pearl, and I have all Max Evolved Level 100 Pok'emon in my Diamond card. Including a Blaziken that I originally got in my Ruby, then traded to my Emerald, then moved it to my Diamond, that is Level 100, has earned over 20 Ribbons, and his name is Inuyasha.

Let me give you my e-mail address, [[Chris-Chan Sonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]]@aol.com; it is also my for AIM (and it can communicate with most other IMs). When you send me your first e-mail, please put in the subject, "Hey, It's Jackie" or something like that.

Which college are you going to, and what is your current major?

I look forward to the e-mail. XOXO 
Christian.}}

====What is job?====
{{quotebox|Chris 
April 7, 2010 - 7:38am 
My bad; I've just double-checked your profile; you've already graduated from college. So please disregard that last question. But I have to ask, you said you were going to school; is your editorial [[job]] there; please elaborate on that? And what did you graduate from college with?

Have a safe day. 
XOXOXO 
Christian.}}

{{quoteboxred|Jackie 
April 7, 2010 - 3:07pm 
Hey! Don't have a whole lot of time right now, but to answer your question: I actually only work part time as the editor of an in-school paper here. I did graduate from school with a degree in Sociology, but I only got that mostly because I didn't know what I wanted to do and figured I should get some kind of degree (isn't that what we all do, though :). So now I'm going back for my second degree, this time in journalism (hence the editing job, it's an internship for credit as well as a paycheck). Hey, I'll write more later tonight, gotta get back to class.

Jackie}}

====Chris hates authority====
{{quotebox|Chris 
April 7, 2010 - 6:06pm 
Very cool; now we have this communication link between us. Let me know if you want to start up an IM session later; I'll check back at about 8 or 9.

It's soo funny, because that's what happened to me at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]]. I originally had no clue what to major in at first; I felt fried in the head that day nearly a decade ago when I was starting up there. I picked a major in something of Marketing; it wasn't doing me all that justice, so upon my father's suggestion, I switched to [[CADD|Computer Aided Drafting and Design]]. I did better in passing there, yet I feel unsure of going into an Architecture job, but at least I have Computer Expertise and Experience under my wing (as well as the Degree and Certificate). At least I made my family happy, and made a major accomplishment of a College Degree.

Although, PVCC wasn't really the best place to be; I had fewer friends than I did back at [[Manchester High School|Manchester High]], plus the "Dean of Student Services", [[Mary Lee Walsh]], did not like me that much. Long Story Short, I started my Sweetheart Search back in August of '03 (choice method of attraction way back then was a [[attraction sign|sign]] next to me); she did not approve of it (made an impression that she was against [[Love Quest|True Love]] Searches); there was a major disagreement between us; I was kicked out of PVCC for a year with having to see a psychiatrist and take anger management; finished my major later; and to this day, she still hates me. In a bit of spite against her past attacks against my noble search, I portrayed her as a Witch Villain in my comic book series who caused chaos of destroying all True Love in my city of Cwcville, VA and such. About a year ago, I drew her an Apology Drawing and put it in a nice frame, hoping we could put the past unpleasantness behind us and make peace. A couple of days later after delivery of the drawing to her secretary, she sends me a Trespassing Notice; some "Thank You"...

Also, I stopped the sign usage like back in '04, when I realized that it only made me look retarded, of which I was and am not. The only local college I can even hang around at these days is the [[University of Virginia|UVA]].

{{anchor|Fiddlesticks}}
Speaking of which, I used to go to the ONE Pok'emon TCG League in Charlottesville at [[The GAMe PLACe|The (Game & Hobby) Place]] (Fridays from 5 - 7 PM). After being forced NOT to hook up my Wii to their TV (a few children missed out on the distribution of a Magmortar, Electivre and Surfing Pikachu that night), the "Manager", [[Michael Snyder]] forced me not to. Obviously I was angry at him (He had hated my guts for a long while as well). I later wrote an angry note of "Michael loves the [[Lie|Fiddlesticks]] out of Mary Lee Walsh"; he took it as an offense, and banned me from "his" property. This happened June of '08. In April of '09, I went in, hoping all was forgotten, looking to see if they had some Eye of Judgment cards in stock and how much; a cashier recognized me and he was like, "Did Mike say you could come back here?" I felt disturbed, so without causing trouble, I left peacefully. I'm thinkin' of trying again later this week and see what happens. I'm feelin' more assertive, so if I am asked that again, I will ask if Michael is still the "Manager", and see if the staff is telling the truth then.

But I digress about that history.

I've read you draw your own comics too; I'd like to see what you have drawn. :) Also, what's your favorite kind of music, or favorite singer, musician or band? And please tell me more about yourself.

And please feel free to check out some of my comic pages on my website, the [[Cwcipedia]] (A.K.A. CWC's [[Sonichu]] Site), http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Sonichu_Comic_Collection. With that, I should warn you that I am internet famous (it's NOT glamorous); I have a bunch of Internet Bullies and [[Trolls]] trying to bother me. I've had to deal with them quite a bit, and I remain cautious. They have HATE PAGES against me on the web; please pay no attention to them. And you will be safe, as long as I do not talk about you at all online, or you don't talk about me online. For example, don't use my name when blogging or talking about me to anyone else on the internet; you may make up a nickname of me (F.Y.I., my name spelled backwards is off-limits; my bad on that).

I warn you, because I care about you, especially when we're just getting started on being friends and getting to each other. Oh the stories I can share with you.

Hey, we all have our own problems; all we can do is [[Mass Debate|Keep a Happy Thought]]. [[Rape|You're my Happy Thought]], Jackie.

I'll TTYL; Stay Safe, 
Christian.}}

====That's what she said====
{{quoteboxred|Jackie 
April 7, 2010 - 8:48pm 
Hey, Christian.

A little more about your questions - my favorite band is the Crash Test Dummies, hands down. Something about the main singer's deep voice (I forget his name) just makes their music sound so sensual and romantic, have you ever heard them? I bet you have a nice deep voice. :) Like I said, I'm going to school for journalism, print journalism specifically, I just love current events and the way our world works. I'm sure I'll be able to apply my sociology degree too when I get out of school and get a job. It'll still be about two years before I graduate, though.

Hey, I also saw you said you are autistic. I confess, I don't know much about autism, could you tell me more about what it's like? I knew a kid when I was in grade school that sometimes picked fights with other boys because he had autism, but I didn't know him well, but he got pretty violent. Or maybe he had aspergers, actually - they're the same thing, actually, right? I have a friend who is a therapist and works with children with developmental disorders, I think that's what she said.

Yeah, I had some friends that went into architecture, it's a long process, you have to get a masters before you can use it. But you have a CADD degree, that's cool, computer technology is so interesting because it's everywhere and someone who knows them can get almost any kind of job. What do you do for a living? I bet you're some kind of visual design specialist or consultant for an advertiser or something, right? Judging that because of the degree and how creative you are. That sounds awful about the experience you had with your dean; why does she still hate you? Are you still in contact with her even after graduating? As for the Game Place, you should totally go in and do that, I love when men are assertive and take charge! I think you should go in and tell them that it's only fair that you be allowed back in now after so much time, and if they make a fuss you should demand to speak to the manager so you can hash things out like adults. Let me know how that goes, I want to know!

I don't have any of my comics to send to you with me (not ones that are good enough to show anybody, anyway) but I'll draw some stuff and send it to you soon. I went to your page about your sonichu comic, but when I click on the chapter pages it just has a bunch of weird messages, and one has a picture of [[Clyde Cash|some guy from the Jersey Shore]] or something, did you send me to the wrong website? I'd still love to see some of your sonichu. But I'm surprised I haven't heard of it before, if you have trolls that must mean you have fans and are kind of popular too, right? What do they troll you about? But thank you so much for warning me and being upfront and honest with me, that's very sweet and I'm glad you care :) I don't think I'll be able to IM tonight, I think I'm kind of getting a little flu and want to get to bed early so I have plenty of rest. But I want to hear more of these stories, you sound like you've had a very interesting life.

I'll be thinking of you ~ ~

Jackie}}

====Chris got his degree for Cwcville====
{{quotebox|Chris 
April 7, 2010 - 11:07pm 
I thought Crash Test Dummies may be the band; I've read you went to a concert of theirs recently, but I wanted to make sure. I've heard a sample of them from Napster; they do sound good. You may also like Celtic Thunder; they're good too. I do have a [[Chris and health#Other deformities|deep bass voice]], although sometimes it does go up in pitch, but I'm working on that.

Please don't get me started with [[Aspergers]]; I have nothing against the people, it's just that I can not accept Aspergers and Autism being of the same classification. In my opinion, Aspergers is not as fierce as Autism; they have Better Social Skills, and they are Less likely to become low-functioning [[retards]]. However, in my experience with my Autism, I have in my childhood did not talk from 1.5 to 7 years of age (I first spoke at 6 weeks with "Monkey"; likely trying to say "Mommy"; I was with her while she was shopping that day). I did not pick many fights, although because they did not understand Autism and were scared, about 4th and 5th grade, the staff of [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|Nathaniel Greene Elementary]] pinned me down on the floor and tape-recorded my screams, and they tried to put me in a mental institution. My [[mom]] and [[dad]] did not want that, so we move to Chesterfield County where I was continued to be mainstreamed at [[Chris's education#Providence Middle School|Providence Middle]] and Manchester High; I took a lot of Coping Skill courses as well. I feel I have overpowered some of my symptoms, such as social shyness, yet I still have some trouble maintaining eye-contact, unless I Have a Strong, Good emotional bond with the other person. You can learn more of the autistic traits on autism.org, or look it up on wikipedia.

Actually, I am not currently employed; I've been concentrating on my Sonichu books the past number of years, although I have worked at a [[Wendys]] then with [[Cutco]] cutlary for a while. I am looking to work at the new [[Wal-Mart]] here in [[Ruckersville]] that will be opening in a few months. The store is not currently selectable on the online application site, so I'm waiting for that. I've been on [[Monthly tugboat|Social Security]] in the meantime, and I am managing it [[Chris and money|well]].

I use what I've learned in CADD to help me better design my buildings and surroundings of Cwcville. I even have printed blueprints for a two-story Mall, WITH a Mayor's Office on the 2nd floor, overlooking the Front Entrance from the last CADD class I took at PVCC. It also has a Pok'emon Center Store, like they had in New York City before they turned it into a Nintendo Store.

I have not been in contact with Mary since that last trip to PVCC. As for reasons why she still has a thing against me, 1) There was that time in her office I overreacted and raised my voice against her (really scared her); no physical violence, but I did [[curse]] her with bad luck and misfortune. I removed it remotely when I drew that apology drawing about a year ago. 2) I portrayed her constantly as a Witch in my stories, which I later remedied by a) changing the character name to "Slaweel Ryam", which is a [[Chris and English|palindrome]] of "Mary Lee Walsh" (minus the "H"), and b) removing that character in Book 10 in the final confrontation between me and her. 3) Following the Character Representation, I gave her a Local Bad Rap at PVCC; a number of students who did not see eye-to-eye with her either.

And BTW, thanks for letting me know about that; I did send you the correct link, but the deal was you click [show] then click a page to view; the "Issue #" links were originally left blank, but a month ago, a troll and his crew managed to Hack into the impenetrable security of the site (even though it is Wikipedia-Editable-Style, and ONLY I, the SysOp and GoogleAds have Full Control of editing ANYTHING on the Cwcipedia); they just slandered it with grotesque image replacements, page edits and whatnot. The SysOp and I managed to clean up most of the mess, but some things are likely overlooked, so Thank You, Jackie for finding that error for me. I am reprogramming them to redirect to Page 1 of their respective books. I also have good HTML education and experiences. I created the Original "[[CWC's Sonichu Site!|CWC's Sonichu Site]]", as well as my past "CWC's Pok'eSite 2!" from raw HTML and PC Notepad scratch. Then I found Netscape Composer later on. I still have a lot of HTML knowledge in between my memory and my notes I took, plus I can look up the code when I need it in Google or something.

Yes I do have a lot of fans, and I appreciate their support, but due to the Troll stress I've been dealing with for the past 2.5 years (since November 2007 when I first found the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page of me they started). Since then, I have learned and continue to use better internet caution, most difficult passwords, and keeping my real life OFF of the internet, so the trolls won't know who to threaten in real life or come after me in further bully attacks. Between them all, a few trespassed into our yard, placed a wrongful sign there, and egged our house. Some have [[Prank calls|pranked and threatened phone-called]] us between our house phone and mine and my mother's cell phones (mine mostly; thank God for Caller ID). Plus I have been in and out of online relationships, that went nowhere in-person. Some "Women" were actually Men pretending to be women. And among the Real Women, they either [[Ivy|died]], [[Pandahalo|got raped]], or were coerced to their "[[Kacey|Dark Side]]". At least I do have a few Real Friends helping protect me and my work from the trolls.

That's another thing, in my life, I have had mostly [[gal pal|female friends]], as well as a few male friends/acquaintances. Yet I am still a straight man missing out on the action. One count was that up until I turned 21, I was naive and dumb on the subject of Dating (I did take sex-ed in high school, and I've started watching man-on-woman porn at 16). Within the past few years recently, I've developed the idea of [[Dating Education]] Classes; The School System SHOULD have taught that Alongside or Before Sexual Education. God knows it would have wised me up a lot sooner. There's an episode in my comics describing the basic idea of a Dating Education Class.

But I digress. I'm sorry you aren't feeling well. My advice; drink plenty of water and Orange Juice, and eat Chicken Noodle Soup. Plus the anti-flu/cold medication, such as Tylenol, or a Non-Aspirin substitute, such as what drug stores like CVS sell. And rest/relaxation of course. You can draw, play your Playstation, read or whatever you feel like within your reach.

Feel better soon, and stay safe, Sweetie. 
XOXOXO 
Christian.}}

====No pictures! It's a trap!!====
{{quoteboxred|Jackie 
April 8, 2010 - 5:48pm 
Hey, Chris! I'll write more later (I'm sure you see the pattern, but daytime is pretty busy for me these days), but can I ask you to write to me at [censored] from now on? Yahoo mail is screwing up for me lately.

Jackie}}

{{quotebox|Chris 
April 8, 2010 - 1:57pm 
I wanted to let you know that I really appreciate your sweetness and compassion you have shown me so far; please keep it up. Also, I wanted to ask, you live in Charlottesville and you commute to Staunton for your college and work; is that correct? Do you live by yourself, roommate or with your family? And tell me a bit about your family; mom, dad, sisters/brothers and such. I want to hear more stories of you too; my life is interesting, but I want to hear more about you too.

I'll be thinking fondly of you too, Sweetie, and I hope you are feeling better. 
Have a sweet day and stay safe, 
XOXOXO 
Christian.}}

{{quotebox|Chris 
April 8, 2010 - 2:03pm 
I've copied your pic and I am using it as the wallpaper on my [[PSP of Fail|PSP]] (it's rotated, so I have to rotate my PSP to see you upright). May I have some more pics of you, please? I'm thinking one that would be perfect is a photo of you relaxing on your bed reading your book, so then it can be like I'm chillin' with you. Also, I like your hair style and it's color; it looks natural. ;)}}

====Chris gets a lesson on Asperger's Syndrome====
{{quoteboxred|Jackie 
April 8, 2010 - 6:02pm 
Hey! I got a little break time to write in.

So that's weird what you say about autism and aspergers not being linked. Like I said I have that friend of mine who is a clinical psychologist and works with helping autistic children develop skills and socialize and stuff like that, and she says that aspergers is actually just another kind of autism. I went to that autism.org website and typed in aspergers, and the first page that came up had this on it: "Sometimes people assume everyone who has autism and is high-functioning has Asperger's syndrome. However, it appears that there are several forms of high-functioning autism, and Asperger's syndrome is one form." So aspergers really is a form of high-functioning autism then, right? My friend says that aspergers wasn't really classified until 1994 or something, so it's a really recent development in the field of psychology, maybe your information is just a little out of date? But you said your school teachers tape-recorded your screams? Why would they do that? Maybe they were just trying to help you? I know when I was about 6 I had to get a routine shot at the doctors office but I hated needles and was so scared, I screamed and fought and they needed three nurses to hold me in place... it was scary at the time, but I know they didn't mean me harm. (I respect those doctors and nurses for having to handle scared little kids like that, must be heartbreaking for them to know they can't comfort a scared kid like that.)

So you're not employed but you're applying at Wal-Mart? It's good that your looking for a job, but don't you want to make use of your CADD degree? I know I was annoyed when I first got out of school the first time because it was hard to find jobs with my sociology degree, that's part of why I went back, I wanted to augment it with something. You should go into design or advertising or something like that. I'm still a little confused on what Cwcville is, is it in your sonichu cartoon? I'm sorry, I still haven't read any of your sonichu :(... is it a comic that has a lot of architecture themes? How do you apply your CADD degree to it? If you haven't talked to your Dean, that's probably good, why do you think she is still mad at you though? I think most people are pretty forgiving. Hey, are you still planning on going to that Game Place though? I'm really excited to hear what happens there! I think it's SO sexy when a man stands up for himself... :')

I'm sorry to hear you've been unlucky in love... I know exactly what that's like. You said some of your girlfriends have been raped though!? That's horrible, I am SO sorry that you and they had to go through that. Can you tell me a little about that? Unless it's too private or painful, if it's none of my business then just ask me to leave it be, I know how traumatic such an experience can be (I have a friend who was raped in high school, her life was almost completely ruined, she still has trouble trusting people, it's so sad).

I don't know if dating education could work though, I don't know how that would work really, I don't think dating is something that can really be taught, it depends on whether two people have a connection I think (kind of like what you and I have :). Um, not to be rude or anything sweetie, but I would suggest that you don't talk about watching porn in our emails where we're still getting to know each other... I know you say you have trouble being shy and knowing what to say sometimes sweetie, just helping you out :)

Anyway, I gotta go now, but write me back! I can't wait to hear about what happens at the Game Place!

Jackie}}

====She likes Sonichu... >_<====
{{quoteboxred|Jackie 
April 8, 2010 - 6:54pm 
Hey sweetie! Got a little more free time than I thought I would have, so I went to look at some of your sonichu comic. I love it! It's so edgy, I like the page you just put up on the front page where sonichu is holding a rifle and threatening his enemy (who is that guy? or is it supposed to be a girl, he has a skirt?). So, what is this current plot arc or story or whatever?

Also, I was thinking about the Game Place thing a little more, I wanted to tell you that you should do it like a sit-in: if they pick a fight with you, just sit down on the ground peacefully until they agree to resolve it with you. Peaceful resistance, just like what Gandhi did, you know? But it sounds kind of like they might try to deny things or lie like they did before, I think you should record it, maybe? Because they are discriminating against you and all, I mean it would be a good idea to have a recording in case you need to prove that they lied later, so they can't do a "our word against yours" thing to you. Sorry, I'm just really excited to hear how that goes!

Oh, and some more of your questions: my family lives in Charlottesville but I stay in the dorm in Staunton with three roommates; I go to [censored], actually, but I almost always come home and stay in Charlottesville with my parents on the weekends. My parents have been married for 30 years (just had their anniversary in October), I have one younger sister who's still in high school, and an older brother who lives in Pennsylvania, he's a pediatrician, actually. And you're so sweet about my picture! I'll take some more and send them to you in a bit. I like that you can see me whereever you go now :)

Talk to you soon,

Jackie ~ ~ :')}}

====Chris's only friends: trolls and his parents====
{{quotebox|Chris 
April 8, 2010 - 11:09pm 
Hey, Sweetie. Thank you for letting me know about your new e-mail address. BTW, I've noticed in the "From" field of the e-mails, it says "Jacklyn [censored]"; please verify if [censored] is your last name. Also, that rifle-image you saw on the Cwcipedia, that is another Troll Problem of mine. See, this dude, Alec Benson Leary, who made up his own fanfiction of my Sonichu works, [[Asperchu]], has been trying to 1-up me for months now. He purchased the adspace on the Cwcipedia, and once in a while, he makes a damn attempt to grind my gears and steal my fans by putting up his badly drawn stuff in the adspace. [[Alec Benson Leary calls|I had talked with him before to not do that, and he still does it]], and I do not appreciate it. I'm a bit obsessive-compulsive, and after seeing his pages, and what he was doing in crappy parody of me and my characters, it pisses me off. Also, that guy on that page; that is a bad facsimile of me; I did [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|a video]] on my YouTube in a Kilt for a past girlfriend, who dumped me; [[Damien Antaria (CWCipedia page)|I moved on]].

The story of [[The Wallflower|that girlfriend]]; she and I had met at a social even; we found lots in common; we were starting work on a book of a King who was changed into a Guiding Owl (like the Owl of Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings). I came up with the concept. I created a sample of the story in a LittleBiGPlanet Level; a Foretaste, and I said it was a "Chris Chan/Damien Anteria" (her pen name) production. My trolls had the know of me finding this lady, but not of her real name. I had thought using her pen name was safe; she had some of her own fanfiction online. But she had to have a damn [[Facebook]] Page. The trolls found her real name and info; made up a mockery page of her on one of their websites; she was informed and [[Wallflower E-mails 3|became really angry at me and dumped me]]. Even worse, they pestered her and her family with phone calls and pretending to be me. It made me very sad, and I suffered a lingering heartache for over two weeks. I recovered a while later, and I moved on.

With that, about the past girlfriend who was raped; she lived in Australia; we were getting along great on Skype talk for months. Then the Troll, [[Clyde Cash]], found her and flew all the way there and Raped her. After that, I had not heard from her. She was going to come to Virginia and continue our relationship in person after she graduated from her college there. I had later read of the Australian bushfires that spread and took a number of lives. Without a word from her, I had assumed she was dead. It left me very sad for weeks. I did [[KCWC Top 10 Dedication Special|special dedications]] for her now and then. Then, well over a year later, [[Clyde_E-mails#Panda_Correspondence_.E2.80.94_March_17.2C_2010|I FINALLY get to hear from her again]], through Clyde Cash. Apparently after that rape, she not only got knocked-up, but she became a sex addict, and she left Australia, married and moved in with Clyde.

I will never forgive Clyde; he had hacked into my e-mail accounts, ebay, my Past Tripod Webhost Account, as well as a few others that later followed. And he managed to spend off of my debit card on Amazon. Fortunately, I had successfully undid that damage, with changing my bank account numbers and getting a new card. I almost lost my PayPal as well, but I managed to save that. He also pestered me with phone calls, [[Hooker incident|sending unwanted prostitutes to my house]] (who my family and I later turned into the police and had arrested with a quick photo of their front license plate on their car). He also hacked into my Playstation Network account twice. He has done too much for me to ever forgive him, that damn son of a bitch.

Going back to Alec, he was a dude who disagreed with me and my view of the Autism/Asperger issue; he has Aspergers. That disagreement was one factor in our disputes and his attacks on my Cwcipedia. And the Autism/Asperger issue, YES I will admit SCIENCE stupidly decided to link the two, but as an [[Slow-in-the-mind|individual person]], I do not, and I will not ever agree with them. All it is really is [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|MOVING the Spotlight from us Autistics to the Aspergers]]. I have had to suffer and recover in my whole lifetime with my autism; I refuse to let something that has a name that sounds like a bad cut of meat and is NOT as Special as us take our light away.

As for ANY "pages" that appear wrongfully on my website's adspace, Please disregard and ignore those; they are NOT mine, and I have never approved of them.

<nowiki>*sigh*</nowiki>

Anyway, you have a great idea on my thing at the Game Place; a Sit-In. I will remember that if they give me trouble and don't want to resolve it and make peace. Although I would first give them my scary, [[The Creepy Stare |intimidating glare of anger]] . That is something I'd rather do than violence. The only time I would throw a punch would be in self-defense. [[CWC Fighter|I'm a tough fighter]].

Dating Education can work, because there are a LOT of people who have little knowledge of what to say or do when asking a person of their opposite gender out as well as the concept of where to go and do for the dates. I mean Sexual Education ALONE is okay, but the question still would remain for those who do not know, HOW DO WE EVEN GET TO DATE #1 that would lead to that? It does not come natural to some; it was not natural for me.

Currently I am living with my mom and dad; they're retired now, but my father, [[Robert Franklin Chandler Jr]], was an Engineer with General Electric. He designed the controls for Plastic Molding machines and others. Without my dad, we would not have something as simple as the plastic soda bottles. My mom, [[Barbara Ann Weston Chandler]], did mostly secretarial work and recovery for Virginia Power (which is now Dominion Power) and First North American National Bank (FNANB). I have two half-brothers and a half-sister. Joseph [[Cole Smithey]], of my mother, is currently in New York City, living with his girlfriend and her family, and is a movie reviewer with a website; http://www.colesmithey.com. Of my dad, Dr. David Alan Chandler is an Optometrist in Chesterfield County; he is married and has a daughter named Savannah. And then there's Carol Suzanne Chandler; she got a PhD in Math; last my father and I heard, she was working with the Government in D.C.

To answer your question of wanting to something with my degree, other than architecture (which that job does not thrill me), I feel uncertain of which local jobs I could get with it, especially their availability of being open for application in constant question; it's a low availability.

I have heard of [censored] before; good place. My father pointed it out for me a few times when we visited Staunton in my past. Mom and dad used to take me sometimes to the Gypsy Hill Park's Playground (it's the park with the big duck pond and the little train that runs in warm weather for the children. :) There's also a baseball field and a pool. We also sometimes enjoy(d) dining at Country Cookin' restaurants; there's one in a mall there in Staunton; you may be able to find its address on countrycookin.com.

There's a number of [[Nudes|good pictures]] of me on the Cwcipedia, look up the page, "Christian in his own words"; there is an expandable gallery of photos on the bottom. I look forward to seeing more photos of you; have fun with them. :)

Let me guess, since you're living in Staunton, the bar you go to on some Fridays is in Staunton also? It is cool; I have driven myself to Staunton before, so I am capable of coming to you. As for our plan for our meet next Friday; did you have in mind you coming to C-Ville for that date, or should I plan on making the trip to you? I'm just clarifying it. If I was to come over there, and it gets late, I'll probably have to crash at your place for the night. So, please let me know in your reply. ;)}}

====Photoshop bad. Hand-drawing good.====
{{quotebox|Chris 
April 8, 2010 - 11:19pm 
I hit Send instead of Save Draft before I finished that e-mail.

The main story of my comics are within My Pages; my hand-drawing style
is easy to recognize, so please don't confuse it with anyone else's
(especially Alec), as well as messed-up photoshop versions the trolls
have put together in the past.

I'll wrap this up for now, and I am looking forward to meeting you, and
I will be continuing to think of you fondly. You [[mass debating|warm up my heart]],
Jackie. :)

Stay Safe, 
XOXOXO 
Christian.}}

====Jackie loves Asperchu====

{{quoteboxred|Jackie 
April 9, 2010 - 4:54pm 
Wow, you have a lot to say, don't you? :)

I understand your hesitation about not knowing what kind of job you can get with your degree, like I said, I've been there too. You should do what I did and go back to school! Now that you're older I'm sure you've thought a lot about what type of career you'd like to have, you can go back and get any kind of degree you want, maybe you can also find a way to use your first one like I'm doing.

But you know, I followed the link of that Asperchu on the front page and spent over two HOURS reading it last night, I thought it was so funny and well-written, honey I'm so sorry, I thought it was YOURS! I can't believe that about that guy that draws it, that's just terrible. But I'm surprised a troll would go to such lengths, he's still drawing it every day and making updates and writing letters to his fans, even though you don't seem to care about Asperchu anymore, why would he keep doing that if you weren't paying attention? Did you maybe try talking to him nicely about the adspace and finding out why he was doing it, it just seems weird to me that he would keep doing that unless he had a reason. Anyway, enough of that, I was disappointed because I was looking for your recent comic pages but it doesn't look like you've been drawing much lately...? I thought Sonichu was so important to you considering how much you loved telling me about it, I thought it was like a daily webcomic that you did like Asperchu was, it seemed like that was your focus since you're not employed. And I'm kind of confused, is Sonichu supposed to be a children's comic? Because you censor swearing and have important morals and things like a kid's cartoon would have all over the place, but then you have stuff like that violent trial, where you killed those strange children (couldn't figure out who they were in the story, btw)... I like a story with violence, believe me, but I'm just confused who the target audience is?

And honey, I'm not really sure why you say science is "stupid", scientists put a lot of time and research into their work, like my psychiatrist friend. I don't get why you think autism is about having a "spotlight", I mean, people with aspergers have big problems too, my friend works with quite a few children with aspergers, its no picnic, they work their whole lives to overcome their effects too. Besides, if aspergers is a type of autism, then wouldn't you all just share the same "spotlight", what's wrong with that? I mean, everyone who has a problem they need help with deserves some attention, don't you think?

Anyway, I would love to see some new comics on your site, I'm gonna be honest, I really want a guy who's motivated, you know? Have you gone to the Game Place yet? Make sure you do record yourself being peaceful so they can't lie and turn it against you. I'm still excited to hear how it goes!

TTYS,

~ ~ Jackie ~ ~}}

====Comics on Lulu, Chris is still working, Chris hates Aspergers====

{{quotebox|Chris 
April 9, 2010 - 8:46pm 
I am uncertain of going back to school at the moment, and I am still uncertain of what career I feel would be best for me. I have printed the message, and I will keep your suggestion in my mind. Thank you. :)

Sonichu has been, and still is, very important to me. As for the contents of the 10th book, with [[Sonichu 10#Forgiveness...?|the Trial]] and anything to do with Alec and those guys, will be swapped out for new pages I am working on. I've been on a hiatus from the internet, and recovering the inspiration to get back to my work, Free of most Troll Influence. It was that influence that made me feel such irritation to draw what I drew there. I originally started the books, YES for a rating of TV-Y7, and that same influence from the past few years drew me to go into [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|adult themes]].

I lost focus, and I am regaining it from the hiatus. In a short while, I plan on putting my #0 book onto Lulu.com, to see how that would work, and let that go on a monthly new release. With reasonable page-removal/swapping, so it can be of TV-Y7 rating. Within the first 10 books, I put too much of myself into the story (a later-learned big mistake). But as I had stated in that book, [[Lie|I will be making less appearances]], and letting the stories focus more around Sonichu and [[Rosechu]], as it should have been. And the villains will be less real-life based; thank God for my creation of [[Count Graduon]]; he will possess Metal Sonichu on the moon and make his return in 12 or later. I am very motivated.

I do agree, everyone who has a problem deserve some attention. My [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|opinions on the asperger symptom]] is just a piece of my OCD, and I feel the topic is better less discussed around me. Very much the same as my opinion on how my characters are being wrongfully portrayed by other people, because I feel it is an invasion into my world as I see and have made of it. But as long as I am still alive, all of the ideas and status of Sonichu, Rosechu, the city of Cwcville, and all that continue to remain sound and good as I see it.

I feel my comics are LESS of a webcomic and more of paper comic; I only shared it on the Sonichu Site originally, because it was a part of the Sonichu Universe. A big difference in webcomics and paper comics, from my point of view, webcomics are more of a daily panel, like in a newspaper, or if full-page, they are more likely computer-drawn, and they do appear on a daily basis. Paper Comics are the FULL books, where the whole story is elaborated, and it gets told on a monthly or so basis. I feel my books are better off as Monthly, since it is on Paper, and there are a LOT of pages and Sound Thought put into them.

New comics pages WILL be put up onto the [[Cwcipedia]] in due time, and for right now, I am concentrating on going self-publishing with Lulu, getting them better edited for the TV-Y7 audiences, and continuing with my stories. And I am also concentrating on my real life and seeking out the True Love I have been looking for, and I am thinkin' it'll be with you, Jackie-Heart. ;) I have a ton in mind for my "Second Season"; the stories are of my idea for the video game I often advertised on the backs of my books, "[[Sonichu Adventure|Sonichu's Adventure]]". Basically, it is the stories of adventures between Sonichu, Rosechu and each of the [[Chaotic Combo|other main Electric-Hedgehogs]]. Like for example, Wild Sonichu's story is of after he loses his father to some Pok'emon poachers (possibly of Team Rocket and Giovanni), and years later, he hears the call of his father from afar, and he sets forward to find and rescue him. The ending being he finds his Scyther father evolved to a Scizor, and it draws into a plot [[Ripped off|similar]] to that in Star Wars between Luke and Vader.

I will be making the trip to [[the Game Place]] within the next few days; I [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|will bring a recorder to get the event down]], and I will let you know how it turns out.

Anyway, I would like to talk more about you as well as me, so please fill me in on some your own memories and events. Like you can tell me some of your high school or college stories, some of the things that happen while you're relaxing, hanging out or whatever. And I still would like the confirmation on our plans for our meeting date; do tell what you have in mind, Sweetie. <3

I'm thinking fondly of you. You stay safe, and have a good day.

XOXOXOXO 
Christian.}}

====Answer: No, Chris can't sing====

{{quoteboxred|Jackie 
April 9, 2010 - 9:09pm 
Hi honey :)

I'm glad you'll think about going back to school, it's important to have goals. I'm curious, why did you pursue the CADD degree in the first place?

I don't have much time to talk, I'm exhausted. I spent six hours in class today and then had to work at the paper for another four, now I've got a huge anthropology project I need to start putting together. What about you, what did you do today? You must have drawn some pages today, right? How about Lulu, did you get any of your books up there yet? I know a couple people that have published stuff on Lulu, like poetry books and stuff, they say it's really easy and quick, the website pretty much does all the work for you. Oh! When exactly are you going to the Game Place? I'm really excited about it. If you're not doing anything tomorrow you should go then!

Hey, you know I was showing our emails to my roommate and talking about you with her, and when she saw the part where you said you have a deep voice, and I was wondering... do you sing at all? It'd be nice to hear your voice.

~ ~ Jackie ~ ~}}

====Chris is lazy, Hates simple chores====

{{quotebox|Chris 
April 10, 4:20pm 
I'll go to the Game Place after [[Church]] tomorrow, and I'll be getting started on Lulu.com today. I have a few new pages drawn, but I ask you to not [[Stress|pressure]] me on that every e-mail, please. To talk about it every once in a while is cool.

I have videos on YouTube of myself (the most recent has my deep voice, and there are a few of me [[Chris and music#Singing|singing]]); my current account is ChristianWChandler (http://www.youtube.com/user/ChristianWChandler), and my past account (lost the password long ago, and have been unable to log back into it) is CChan6789 (http://www.youtube.com/user/CChan6789). Plenty of past vocal and singing videos between the two. :) Although, I did sometimes act a bit [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|immature]]; I am only human, so please disregard those.

I think I've said this before, but originally, out of confusion, my original major was something of Marketing. After consultation with my father, I later switched to CADD as my major. So, I had two reasons for the CADD; it dealt with computers, and because of my father. His intentions were good; he was thinking of possible job opportunities for me and whatnot.

I have been helping my family with chores lately; moving tree branches, disposing of garbage, as well as a few errands. Yesterday, I went out for groceries; I put a Phillips 2003 Flat-Screen TV (with a big back) into my car to either be sold at a pawn shop or donated to the new Goodwill that will be opening soon in Ruckersville. And today, I'll be changing the flea/tick collars on my [[Chandler Cats|three cats]]; Lucy, Kitty and Scamper. Photos of the cats are attached, as well as a photo of my late dog, [[Patti]]; she died June of 2006 at 18 years of age. She was a sweet and good dog. Kitty was close friends with her.

I'm going to head to Lulu.com now, so I'll send another e-mail later. I still need confirmation of the details of our little date next Friday.

Stay Safe, and have a good day, Sweetie. :-* 
XOXOXO 
Christian.}}

====Jackie urges Chris to record the Game Place audio====

{{quoteboxred|Jackie 
April 10, 2010 - 5:47pm 
Hey!

Aw, your cats are cute! So it sounds like yesterday you just took it easy, hm? We all need days like those, I remember about a month ago I came home one weekend and just helped my dad wash and wax his car (he loves classic cars, we always bonded over that stuff when I was little), then we went for a long bike ride, it was just a fun, relaxing day. What's a busy day like for you? I'm sorry if I was pressuring you, but... you loved to share your updates with me on the comic, I thought you were doing it all the time. I mean, you're 28 and you don't have a job, I thought the comic was what you were going for professionally.

I'm glad you're going to the store tomorrow! Hey, like I said, when you go to the Game Place, make SURE you bring your camera and record it, it's very important you have a record of the whole thing so they can't lie later about you. I can't wait to hear the results! Oh, and about the date, since I'll be coming home to Charlottesville, I was thinking you could pick a place that you like, maybe. What kind of places do you like to go?

Let me know how things go,

~ ~ Jackie ~ ~}}

====Jackie's Questionaire 1====

{{quoteboxred|Jackie 
April 10, 2010 - 7:46pm 
Hey, my roommate showed me a little questionnaire she did when she met her new boyfriend to help them get to know each other, I thought it would be a cute way for us to learn a few more things about each other. I don't have it in front of me but I'll put the questions I remember and then give my answers.

What is your favorite time of day? Mine is in the evening.
 When did you have your first kiss? I was 16.
 Who was your childhood hero? Mine was Spider-man.
 Have you ever been outside the country? If so, where to? I've never been, although I almost went to France once.
 How old were you when you learned Santa Clause isn't real? I don't think I ever really believed in Santa, actually.
 When was the first time you fell in love? I was 17... it didn't last very long.
 When was the saddest time in your life? For me, probably when my parents got divorced when I was a kid. (They got back together, thankfully.)
 When was the happiest time in your life? I think the first time I fell in love was... again, didn't last very long.

I don't remember any other questions, but I'd love to see your answers!

Kisses,

~ ~ Jackie ~ ~}}

====Chris' Questionaire #1====

{{quotebox|Chris 
April 11, 2010 7:49am 
Firstly, Sonichu and Rosechu ARE a top priority project of mine, and I AM [[CWC Blog#10 March 2010|working on going Professional]] with the books. Originally, and mostly, it was a hobby of mine, and I do have some fun with the drawing and coloring. But of course life isn't just about comic book pages; I felt partially empty, because I have not had a woman as a [[Sweetheart]] by my side in real life. And I've had my troubles with the internet bullies; that only made me feel weighed down emotionally. But as I live on, off of the internet and [[Anti Troll Movement Video1|putting]] [[100 2270|the trolls]] [[100 2267|behind me]], and being found by you, Jackie. :) I am feeling a better sense of peace and happiness.

To answer that set of questions...

-What is your favorite time of day? I'd say the evening/night.
 -When did you have your first kiss? Depends. If you mean for me to kiss a woman outside of my family on the cheek, then that would be when I was 19. If you mean mouth-to-mouth with optional tongue-play, then I have not done that in my life yet.
 -Who was your childhood hero? I had two; first was the [[American Rabbit]], then Sonic the Hedgehog dashed in.
 -Have you ever been outside the country? If so, where to? I have never been outside of the [[United States]].
 -How old were you when you learned [[Santa Clause]] isn't real? Learned: I'm not sure; maybe 15 or 16. Gave up on Santa: 24 (when he would not [[Women's Rights|bring me a woman to be mine]] for three years).
 -When was the first time you fell in love? First time ever, I was in the 3rd Grade; her name was Tiffany Robbinson; she was a pretty girl. We hung out and talked often. Then during the 4th Grade, she dumped and left me.
 -When was the saddest time in your life? When my dog, Patti, passed away on June 27, 2006.
 -When was the happiest time in your life? After you found, contacted and made me feel better, Jackie-Heart. <3<3<3<3<3<3<3

Answering short questions like those, telling my life stories, or even just talkin' about whatever with you; I feel better discussing those over work-topics or things that really grind my gears in extended periods. I think you can relate with me on that.

Let me ask you a few more questions...

-What are some TV shows you like to watch? I enjoy the classics, such as "[[I Love Lucy]]" and [[Red Skelton]], but I also enjoy some of today's adult comedies like "[[Family Guy]]", "[[South Park]]", "[[The Simpsons]]", and I also like "Seinfeld" and "Friends" to name a few.
 -What is your dream? I have a [[Dreams|dream]] where I feel I am destined to have a [[Daughter]] named Crystal Weston Chandler with my future wife. Also, if there is a boy later, I like the name [[Reginald]] for him.
 -What is your favorite color? I like Blue, specifically [[Chris and art#Choices of materials and technology|Crayola's Battery-Charged Blue]].
 -When's your birthday? I was born February 24, 1982.
 -Name a place where you can feel a sense of peace and happiness hanging around in. I like a sunny day at a grassy field with a few trees in the mountains.
 -What's your favorite ice cream flavor? I like Mint/Chocolate Chip.
 -What's your favorite pizza topping? I like Spinach (mushrooms optional).
 -What is a word you just really hate hearing/being called? [[Naive]]; it questions my mentality and experience.
 -What is your favorite school subject? I enjoyed Math.

Also, I like doing Sudoku puzzles; do you sudoku?

I gtg get ready for [[church]] now; I will be going by the Game Place afterwards, and I will let you know how that goes later.

Stay Safe, Sweetie. 
Hugs and Kisses, 
Christian.}}

====Places in Charlottesville====

{{quotebox|Chris 
April 11, 2010 - 8:28am 
As for places I like to go, we can meet by the Starbucks Kiosk in Fashion Square Shopping Center. Or we can meet up in the Downtown Mall by the Paramount. I am open for your suggestions as well. Please let me know what time will be good for you; currently, I'm thinking 4:00 PM. Also, I've just checked on readthehook.com, and I have found a bit of good music entertainment on the 16th; Bob Bennetta will be playing in Fellini's #9 at 6:00. And we'll see [[Hanky-panky|where the night leads us]]. ;)

TTYL. XOXOXOXO 
Christian.}}

==See also==
*[[Jackie E-mails 2]]
*[[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]]
*[[To Jackie, with Love.MOV]]
*[[Song for Jackie.MOV]]
*[[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV]]

{{emails}}

[[Category:E-mails]]

Chris and sex

2010-12-13T22:04:14Z

Sonichu: /* Is Chris asexual? */

{{Honest}}
[[Chris]] has a warped view of '''sexual intercourse''' (a.k.a. '''hanky-panky'''), mostly stemming from stunted sexual development and a sheltered upbringing. He first developed an understanding of sex from watching softcore porn on [[Wikipedia:HBO|HBO]] around age 16. He describes pornographic films as "educational".<ref>[[Miyamoto Saga]]</ref>

== Knowledge of sex and gender ==
[[Image:Thenightmarecontinues.jpg|thumb|Seven inches? Yeah, right.]]
In his mind, Chris has mastered all there is to know about sex, and now regards himself as a bit of a guru. He has said that kissing a woman is "magical and delightful... sweet and melting like ice cream or chocolate", a description he stole from ''[[Sailor Moon]]''.<ref>[[Mailbag 18#He might as well be talking about how to pilot the space shuttle|Mailbag 18]]</ref> In truth, Chris has never kissed a girl.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 2]]</ref>

What he knows about sex he's picked up from rudimentary [[Manchester High School|high-school]] [[Dating education|sex education]] or [[pornography]]. This has engendered many false beliefs in Chris which he sticks to religiously. Readers who brave [[Chris Sex Logs|his sex chat logs]] should be able to immediately notice what's going wrong — Chris's fantasies are merely recreations of what he's seen in porno movies, rather than plausible sexual experiences. For example, he believed that [[Kacey]] would get off to a brutal tit-fucking followed by load after load of semen to the face.<ref>[[Kacey Phone Call]]</ref>

Other examples of Chris's crude misconceptions about sex abound. He mimics female porn stars' sex positions, spreads an imaginary vagina a yard across,<ref>[[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]]</ref> and thinks that electric shocks to the vagina are pleasurable.<ref>[[CWC Cums for a Cat]]</ref> The "missionary cowgirl" position mentioned in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]] is a contradiction in terms. He can't even get the most basic double entendres correct, wearing a "receiver's" terrible Mountain Dew parody shirt thinking it's an invitation for women to try and ride [[Duck|his broken penis]].<ref>[[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]]</ref> He thinks that his [[virgin]]ity is a precious and sought-after treasure which women will come in droves to take (he even went so far as to use it as a bargaining chip to haggle with a prostitute), and believes that [[mass debating|masturbating]] ultimately makes him better at sex.

Due to the combined threat of his somewhat [[Chris and English|slippery grip on language]] and his peculiar mindset on sex, Chris is noticeably confused about basic sexual terminology. While he may have the best of intentions, his word choices unwittingly present him in a very bad light. He refuses to use familiar terms — either medical or slang — for sex organs, instead calling penises "[[duck]]s" and "[[pickle]]s", and vaginas and vulvae "[[china]]".

===Chris and gender===
Among his more generally skewed view of gender roles, Chris has a distinctly sexist outlook towards [[Women's rights|women]]. Based on his failed attempts at getting girls at the mall, he has concluded that all girls are [[Boyfriend-free girl|already paired up]], [[Homos|lesbians]], or distracted with shopping. The notion that they might have good reasons for spurning his advances does not occur to him. He can’t seem to acknowledge the possibility that women just might not be drawn to a [[Obesity|fat, dumpy]] psycho, carrying an "[[attraction sign]]" and the unpleasant aroma of [[Dirty Crapped Briefs|feces]] mixed with [[Axe]].

In [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], he referred to women as another species. While at times it may seem as if women are from another planet, they are still classified as ''Homo sapiens'', just like manchildren.

Chris has an interesting grasp of stereotypical gay and straight behavior, too, insisting he's straight even as he acts like a mincing crossdressing homosexual. This can be explained by his [[autism|lack of empathy or ability to pick up on social cues]], but given his reaction to being told he looks gay is to scream "NO I'M NOT!" and ignore anything else, it's unlikely he'll ever learn.

== Moral basis on sex and double standards ==
[[Image:DatingEducation.jpg|thumb|250px|69ing? Intercourse? ''Really''? In a ''children's'' comic? Because they should know all about this stuff.]]
{{quote|You have heard that it was said by them of old time, You shall not commit adultery: but I say to you, that whosoever looks on a woman to lust after her has committed adultery with her already in his heart.|Matthew 5:27-28}}

Sex as viewed through Chris's eyes is dictated by the Bible. Chris is very strict on keeping to the word of God when homosexuality is the topic, vehemently stating that he ''hates'' [[homos]], but not hesitating to view lesbian porn and approve of it".<ref>[[CWC's Second Message]]</ref> This logic probably stems from an episode of ''[[Family Guy]]'' where one of Meg's friends states that lesbianism is a choice, while male homosexuality isn't. This comment was intended as a joke, but like most satire, it flew right over Chris's head. Another violation of his Christian morals is the fact that he plans on losing his virginity on the [[Third date|third or fourth date]] with his true [[sweetheart]] (read: first girl who will last three dates with Chris). Well, guess that the whole “no sex till marriage thing” doesn’t matter that much now, does it?

The Bible also frowns upon [[Nudes|pornographers]], of which he is guilty and holds no visible [[remorse]]. These double standards cause many trolls to despise him, seeing as he selectively chooses what to dogmatize and what is OK.

Despite people pointing out these contradictions, even quoting passages of the Bible, he will deny it. This is partially because he goes to [[Wesley Memorial|a very liberal church]], and any question about premarital sex is interpreted quite liberally by [[Rocky]].{{cite}} When Chris asks Rocky about passages quoted to him by [[troll]]s, she only fuels his cafeteria Christianity by saying things like sex before marriage is okay as long as the couple is in love, which is wrong by Christian doctrine.{{cite}} Chris picks and chooses what parts of Christian doctrine suit his own prejudices, and disregards the ones that would interfere with his [[Love Quest|Fuck Quest]].

Chris seems to consider a female sexual partner as a rubber stamp over his (alleged) sexual orientation. Flying in the face of any moral system he ever held, he announced his desire to upload on the Internet a video of his first full sexual intercourse.<ref>[[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#The Introduction Image Space is NOT Ad Space (CCS)]]</ref> After further prodding, he added that he would simply hide the camera, record the event without her consent and blur her face before making the video public,<ref>[[Mailbag 31#In which Chris crosses yet another line]]</ref> showing that, for Chris, [[Women's rights|a woman is just a living, sentient sex-toy]], existing only to validate him as a heterosexual.

==Chris in the act==
[[Image:JULAY-small.gif|frame|right|Christian professing his love for "[[Julie]]".]]
Leaked tapes of Chris's audio sex with [[Julie]], and the infamous [[sex tape]] with [[Kimmi]] shed light on Chris as he acts out on his fantasies. In particular, the sex tape shows how Chris assumes ''female'' positions, notably riding on top of Kimmi in a scene straight out of a porno. It seems that Chris's entirety of knowledge about sexual relationships stems from ignoring the men in pornography (due to fear of becoming a [[homo]]).

Chris's view of [[Wikipedia:cunnilingus|cunnilingus]], put on horrific display in [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]], involves slobbering all over a woman's vagina. Despite all his knowledge of porn, he fails to see how cunnilingus is more than just slobbering, but proper tongue action to stimulate the [[Wikipedia:Clitoris|clitoris]].

In the leaked media, Chris displays that he may have some issues with delayed orgasm. This can either be physiological (bent [[duck]], [[Obesity|fat ass]], lack of endurance) or psychological (performance anxiety, high expectations, subconscious guilt about sex) in nature.

==Staying straight==
''See [[Homos#Fear of being a homo|Fear of being a homo]]''

==Is Chris asexual?==
It is possible that Chris only claims to be STRAIGHT due to the overwhelming portrayal in the media of men being sexually active heterosexuals. This could also explain some of his twisted views regarding sex and romance; he genuinely cannot understand the appeal of most sexual activity.

* He has the idea he must "maintain" his straightness, much like how he must regularly change the oil in the [[Son-Chu|Sonichu-mobile]]. While it could be that he is gay deep down inside, it can also be argued that he has no major sexual compulsions of any kind, and is just trying to induce them through [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|external sources]]. Why else would he have to try so hard?
* According to himself, Chris only masturbates twice a week, and states that it's only to keep his "[[Mass debating#Frequency|hormones under control]]," while most single men masturbate daily, sometimes more (though this could be because he's so out of shape that [[Chris and health#Exercise|the act of masturbation tires him out]]).
* Chris did not discover masturbation until the age of 16, while most boys figure it out once they hit puberty (around 11). 16 was also the age where he pretty much discovered sex.
* Chris's interest in finding a [[sweetheart]] appears to have been spurred on by a desire for companionship, as opposed to a desire for a sexual relationship. This is supported by his constant emphasis on being "lonely," as well as requiring his heartsweet to be "caring and compassionate".
* While his creepy attempts at touching/kissing [[Megan]] and [[Emily|other]] [[Kacey|girls]] would indicate some form of sexuality, it could be part of his limited perception of what it means to be a sexually active adult, or just pure and simple attempts at being straight under the rationale that if he does this to a woman, it makes him straight.

Some autistics simply do not understand sexual attraction (for example, high-functioning autistic and [[Wikipedia:Hugbox|hugbox]] inventor [[Wikipedia:Temple Grandin|Temple Grandin]] chooses to be celibate because she admits that she really does not understand sexual attraction and that she lacks the ability, as a consequence of her autism, to engage in a sexual relationship). It's possible that Chris genuinely does not understand why two people would want to get together and have sexual intercourse, aside from the fact he's seen people in the media do it and that he thinks that sex is a rite of passage to becoming a big boy.

After he was introduced to the term by his Mailbag correspondents, Chris took to interpreting and using "[[Wikipedia:Asexuality|asexual]]" as an insult. In his [[CWCipedia]] page on [[Damien Antaria (CWCipedia Page)|The Wallflower]], he referred to her as a "Got-Dang Asexual Woman!". He also became very offended when [[Jackie]] implied that he liked [[video games]] more than women, ranting that she should not label him as asexual (and misses her point completely).<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 2]]</ref> It is now possible that Chris finds asexual people to be as bad as [[homos]]exuals, judging by both remarks (not to mention he aforementioned disdain from the [[Mailbag]] responses).

==Pedophilia==
{{main|Pedofork}}

==Bestiality==
[[File:PattiLuv.jpg|thumb|[[Patti-chan|Run Patti!]]]]
{{quote|I can imagine myself doing it with a [[Patti-chan|collie]] at least. you know, like Lassie.|Chris in [[IRC (27 December 2008)]]}}

In his [[Chris-chan Discusses...‎|interview with ScrewAttackEurope]], Chris says he's against [[Wikipedia:bestiality|bestiality]], then hoists himself by his own petard by claiming that Sonichu & co. are not "half-humans" but "all-animals" with human form. Technically, this isn't bestiality, as they're animals having sex with each other, not humans having sex with animals. It is heavily implied that Chris masturbates while drawing these pictures.

Chris has also suggested that [[Wikipedia:Brian Griffin|Brian]] from ''[[Family Guy]]'' be paired up with "any sexy breed" of dog.<ref>[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Family_Guy#Story_of_the_CWC_Episode_for_.22Family_Guy.22 Family Guy Article on the CWCipedia]</ref>
[[File:Super-mode.jpg|thumb|left|90px|Chris, sporting a [[ECV 00002‎|homemade fursuit]].]]
===Is Chris a furry?===
Whether or not Chris can actually be considered a [[Wikipedia:Furry fandom|furry]] is still debated.<ref>[7:17:25] '''Sarah May''': Did you feel sexually aroused when you drew them? [7:17:34] '''Christopher C.W.C.''': a bit.</ref> There are some things that points in that direction. [[Chris-chan Sonichu]] is in many ways similar to a fursona. Chris has also used the character while cybering with [[Julie]].<ref>CWC Cums for a Cat</ref> Finally, in the [[Giant Penis Comic]], Chris and [[Ivy]] both morph into fursonas during the act of sex. However, it has been confirmed by [[Mimms]] and [[Lucas]] that Chris has prejudice against furries, not because of who they are, but because many furries tend to be [[homos]].<ref>[[Mimms and Lucas Q&A#Racism and homophobia]]</ref>

==Prostitution==
{{quote|"In my sarch [''sic''] on [[Wikipedia:Craigslist|Craigslist]], the ONLY women who left a phone number on their Ad were under "Adult Services", which they would have wanted money. I tried calling one, learned she wanted a hundred, then in the middle of telling my story about [[Jack]] and my [[PSN]] account recovery with a Sex video, she hung up on me. :("|Chris, wasting a prostitute's time{{cite}}}}

Given how badly Chris seems to want to lose his [[virgin]]ity, many observers have wondered why he hasn't long since spent some of his [[monthly tugboat]] on a prostitute. [[Mumble 4]], from [[February 2009]], answered that question for a while. There, Chris explained that paying for sex would render the act "meaningless," and he was afraid of contracting a [[Wikipedia:Sexually transmitted disease|sexually transmitted disease]].

Needs must as the devil drives, though. While being blackmailed by [[Jack Thaddeus]] in the summer of [[2009]], Chris attempted to solicit the services of a Craigslist prostitute to fuck on camera so he could recover his hacked [[PlayStation Network]] accounts. After describing his personal problems to the prostitute, she hung up on him. Chris was apparently trying to get free sex from the hooker with long, rambling stories about his horrible life to try and gain sympathy. He was genuinely shocked when she didn't offer to fuck him out of pity, unaware that prostitutes, by definition, only have sex with men for money.

Previously, in [[March 2009]], [[Brian Bash]] had sent a trio of prostitutes to [[14 Branchland Court|Chris's house]] so he would no longer be a virgin with rage. [[Hooker incident|Hilarity ensued]].

By the beginning of [[2010]], Chris's views on prostitution had further softened. According to his [[Vivian Gee E-mails 2|conversations with Vivian Gee]], around the turn of the year he was attempting to save $100 out of his monthly budget to buy himself a whore for his 28th [[birthday]]. This, presumably, was the "hundred dollars for a damn hooker" he referred to when [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|begging the Wallflower for sex]] on YouTube in [[March 2010]].

Between [[April 2010|April]] and [[July 2010]], under the name of [[Carlos Chantor]], Chris decided to offer himself up as a male escort. He describes himself as "[[Chris and reality|Experienced for Her Pleasure]]", and with an [[obesity|average]] body type.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 6]]</ref><ref>[http://www.escorts.com/member/2716193/CarlosChantor "Carlos Chantor" profile on escorts.com]</ref>

==Incest==
{{incomplete}}

[[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]], his imaginary twin sister, has appeared as a "girlfriend" card he made for ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh]]'', and her attractiveness and desirability are brought up several times in the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']] comics well after being established as Chris's twin. Chris has shown complete ignorance in matters incestuous before; his [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] are all related, but many of them are paired off with one-another, banging and even [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|having kids]]. Being raised without siblings present, he has no experience with filial relationships, and [[autism]] ensures he has no inkling of what it entails. He didn't even know the word, let alone, the concept, of "incest" until someone mentioned and explained it to him.<ref>[[Mumble 1]]</ref> He has trouble contemplating why incest is wrong when, to him, [[china]] is china. Only brother-brother incest is wrong because it is [[homosexual]] in nature. He doesn't understand why sister-sister incest would be bad, because it involves [[Gaybian|girl-on-girl]].

==Rape==

{{Protip|Despite your worst fears, Chris won't ever manage to rape anybody, so stop saying that.}}

Chris has a poor understanding of the effects of rape, starting from the [[Megan]] saga all the way to [[PandaHalo]].
{{incomplete}}

==See also==
*[[Homos]]
*[[Women's rights]]
*[[Semen]]
*[[Mass debating]]
*[[Duck]]
*[[Pickle]]
*[[Chris and his ego]]
*[[Chris Sex Logs]]

==Sauce==
<references/>

{{Chris and}}

[[Category:Chris-chan]]

Chris and sex

2010-12-13T21:55:01Z

Sonichu: /* Knowledge of sex and gender */

{{Honest}}
[[Chris]] has a warped view of '''sexual intercourse''' (a.k.a. '''hanky-panky'''), mostly stemming from stunted sexual development and a sheltered upbringing. He first developed an understanding of sex from watching softcore porn on [[Wikipedia:HBO|HBO]] around age 16. He describes pornographic films as "educational".<ref>[[Miyamoto Saga]]</ref>

== Knowledge of sex and gender ==
[[Image:Thenightmarecontinues.jpg|thumb|Seven inches? Yeah, right.]]
In his mind, Chris has mastered all there is to know about sex, and now regards himself as a bit of a guru. He has said that kissing a woman is "magical and delightful... sweet and melting like ice cream or chocolate", a description he stole from ''[[Sailor Moon]]''.<ref>[[Mailbag 18#He might as well be talking about how to pilot the space shuttle|Mailbag 18]]</ref> In truth, Chris has never kissed a girl.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 2]]</ref>

What he knows about sex he's picked up from rudimentary [[Manchester High School|high-school]] [[Dating education|sex education]] or [[pornography]]. This has engendered many false beliefs in Chris which he sticks to religiously. Readers who brave [[Chris Sex Logs|his sex chat logs]] should be able to immediately notice what's going wrong — Chris's fantasies are merely recreations of what he's seen in porno movies, rather than plausible sexual experiences. For example, he believed that [[Kacey]] would get off to a brutal tit-fucking followed by load after load of semen to the face.<ref>[[Kacey Phone Call]]</ref>

Other examples of Chris's crude misconceptions about sex abound. He mimics female porn stars' sex positions, spreads an imaginary vagina a yard across,<ref>[[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]]</ref> and thinks that electric shocks to the vagina are pleasurable.<ref>[[CWC Cums for a Cat]]</ref> The "missionary cowgirl" position mentioned in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]] is a contradiction in terms. He can't even get the most basic double entendres correct, wearing a "receiver's" terrible Mountain Dew parody shirt thinking it's an invitation for women to try and ride [[Duck|his broken penis]].<ref>[[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]]</ref> He thinks that his [[virgin]]ity is a precious and sought-after treasure which women will come in droves to take (he even went so far as to use it as a bargaining chip to haggle with a prostitute), and believes that [[mass debating|masturbating]] ultimately makes him better at sex.

Due to the combined threat of his somewhat [[Chris and English|slippery grip on language]] and his peculiar mindset on sex, Chris is noticeably confused about basic sexual terminology. While he may have the best of intentions, his word choices unwittingly present him in a very bad light. He refuses to use familiar terms — either medical or slang — for sex organs, instead calling penises "[[duck]]s" and "[[pickle]]s", and vaginas and vulvae "[[china]]".

===Chris and gender===
Among his more generally skewed view of gender roles, Chris has a distinctly sexist outlook towards [[Women's rights|women]]. Based on his failed attempts at getting girls at the mall, he has concluded that all girls are [[Boyfriend-free girl|already paired up]], [[Homos|lesbians]], or distracted with shopping. The notion that they might have good reasons for spurning his advances does not occur to him. He can’t seem to acknowledge the possibility that women just might not be drawn to a [[Obesity|fat, dumpy]] psycho, carrying an "[[attraction sign]]" and the unpleasant aroma of [[Dirty Crapped Briefs|feces]] mixed with [[Axe]].

In [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], he referred to women as another species. While at times it may seem as if women are from another planet, they are still classified as ''Homo sapiens'', just like manchildren.

Chris has an interesting grasp of stereotypical gay and straight behavior, too, insisting he's straight even as he acts like a mincing crossdressing homosexual. This can be explained by his [[autism|lack of empathy or ability to pick up on social cues]], but given his reaction to being told he looks gay is to scream "NO I'M NOT!" and ignore anything else, it's unlikely he'll ever learn.

== Moral basis on sex and double standards ==
[[Image:DatingEducation.jpg|thumb|250px|69ing? Intercourse? ''Really''? In a ''children's'' comic? Because they should know all about this stuff.]]
{{quote|You have heard that it was said by them of old time, You shall not commit adultery: but I say to you, that whosoever looks on a woman to lust after her has committed adultery with her already in his heart.|Matthew 5:27-28}}

Sex as viewed through Chris's eyes is dictated by the Bible. Chris is very strict on keeping to the word of God when homosexuality is the topic, vehemently stating that he ''hates'' [[homos]], but not hesitating to view lesbian porn and approve of it".<ref>[[CWC's Second Message]]</ref> This logic probably stems from an episode of ''[[Family Guy]]'' where one of Meg's friends states that lesbianism is a choice, while male homosexuality isn't. This comment was intended as a joke, but like most satire, it flew right over Chris's head. Another violation of his Christian morals is the fact that he plans on losing his virginity on the [[Third date|third or fourth date]] with his true [[sweetheart]] (read: first girl who will last three dates with Chris). Well, guess that the whole “no sex till marriage thing” doesn’t matter that much now, does it?

The Bible also frowns upon [[Nudes|pornographers]], of which he is guilty and holds no visible [[remorse]]. These double standards cause many trolls to despise him, seeing as he selectively chooses what to dogmatize and what is OK.

Despite people pointing out these contradictions, even quoting passages of the Bible, he will deny it. This is partially because he goes to [[Wesley Memorial|a very liberal church]], and any question about premarital sex is interpreted quite liberally by [[Rocky]].{{cite}} When Chris asks Rocky about passages quoted to him by [[troll]]s, she only fuels his cafeteria Christianity by saying things like sex before marriage is okay as long as the couple is in love, which is wrong by Christian doctrine.{{cite}} Chris picks and chooses what parts of Christian doctrine suit his own prejudices, and disregards the ones that would interfere with his [[Love Quest|Fuck Quest]].

Chris seems to consider a female sexual partner as a rubber stamp over his (alleged) sexual orientation. Flying in the face of any moral system he ever held, he announced his desire to upload on the Internet a video of his first full sexual intercourse.<ref>[[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#The Introduction Image Space is NOT Ad Space (CCS)]]</ref> After further prodding, he added that he would simply hide the camera, record the event without her consent and blur her face before making the video public,<ref>[[Mailbag 31#In which Chris crosses yet another line]]</ref> showing that, for Chris, [[Women's rights|a woman is just a living, sentient sex-toy]], existing only to validate him as a heterosexual.

==Chris in the act==
[[Image:JULAY-small.gif|frame|right|Christian professing his love for "[[Julie]]".]]
Leaked tapes of Chris's audio sex with [[Julie]], and the infamous [[sex tape]] with [[Kimmi]] shed light on Chris as he acts out on his fantasies. In particular, the sex tape shows how Chris assumes ''female'' positions, notably riding on top of Kimmi in a scene straight out of a porno. It seems that Chris's entirety of knowledge about sexual relationships stems from ignoring the men in pornography (due to fear of becoming a [[homo]]).

Chris's view of [[Wikipedia:cunnilingus|cunnilingus]], put on horrific display in [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]], involves slobbering all over a woman's vagina. Despite all his knowledge of porn, he fails to see how cunnilingus is more than just slobbering, but proper tongue action to stimulate the [[Wikipedia:Clitoris|clitoris]].

In the leaked media, Chris displays that he may have some issues with delayed orgasm. This can either be physiological (bent [[duck]], [[Obesity|fat ass]], lack of endurance) or psychological (performance anxiety, high expectations, subconscious guilt about sex) in nature.

==Staying straight==
''See [[Homos#Fear of being a homo|Fear of being a homo]]''

==Is Chris asexual?==
It is possible that Chris only claims to be STRAIGHT due to the overwhelming portrayal in the media of men being sexually active heterosexuals. This could also explain some of his twisted views regarding sex and romance; he genuinely cannot understand the appeal of most sexual activity.

* He has the idea he must "maintain" his straightness, much like how he must regularly change the oil in the [[Son-Chu|Sonichu-mobile]]. While it could be that he is gay deep down inside, it can also be argued that he has no major sexual compulsions of any kind, and is just trying to induce them through [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|external sources]]. Why else would he have to try so hard?
* According to himself, Chris only masturbates twice a week, and states that it's only to keep his "[[Mass debating#Frequency|hormones under control]]," while most single men masturbate daily, sometimes more (though this could be because he's so out of shape that [[Chris and health#Exercise|the act of masturbation tires him out]]).
* Chris did not discover masturbation until the age of 16, while most boys figure it out once they hit puberty (around 11). 16 was also the age where he pretty much discovered sex.
* Chris's interest in finding a [[sweetheart]] appears to have been spurred on by a desire for companionship, as opposed to a desire for a sexual relationship. This is supported by his constant emphasis on being "lonely," as well as requiring his heartsweet to be "caring and compassionate".
* While his creepy attempts at touching/kissing [[Megan]] and [[Emily|other]] [[Kacey|girls]] would indicate some form of sexuality, it could be part of his limited perception of what it means to be a sexually active adult, or just pure and simple attempts at being straight under the rationale that if he does this to a woman, it makes him straight.

Some autistics simply do not understand sexual attraction (for example, high-functioning autistic and [[Wikipedia:Hugbox|hugbox]] inventor [[Wikipedia:Temple Grandin|Temple Grandin]] chooses to be celibate because she admits that she really does not understand sexual attraction and that she lacks the ability, as a consequence of her autism, to engage in a sexual relationship). It's possible that Chris genuinely does not understand why two people would want to get together and have sexual intercourse, aside from the fact he's seen people in the media do it and that he thinks that sex is a rite of passage to becoming a big boy.

After he was introduced to the term by his Mailbag correspondents, Chris took to interpreting and using "[[Wikipedia:Asexuality|asexual]]" as an insult. In his [[CWCipedia]] page on [[Damien Antaria (CWCipedia Page)|The Wallflower]], he referred to her as a "Got-Dang Asexual Woman!". He also became very offended when [[Jackie]] implied that he liked [[video games]] more than women, ranting that she should not label him as asexual (and misses her point completely).<ref>[[Jackie e-mails Part 3]]</ref> It is now possible that Chris finds asexual people to be as bad as [[homos]]exuals, judging by both remarks (not to mention he aforementioned disdain from the [[Mailbag]] responses).

==Pedophilia==
{{main|Pedofork}}

==Bestiality==
[[File:PattiLuv.jpg|thumb|[[Patti-chan|Run Patti!]]]]
{{quote|I can imagine myself doing it with a [[Patti-chan|collie]] at least. you know, like Lassie.|Chris in [[IRC (27 December 2008)]]}}

In his [[Chris-chan Discusses...‎|interview with ScrewAttackEurope]], Chris says he's against [[Wikipedia:bestiality|bestiality]], then hoists himself by his own petard by claiming that Sonichu & co. are not "half-humans" but "all-animals" with human form. Technically, this isn't bestiality, as they're animals having sex with each other, not humans having sex with animals. It is heavily implied that Chris masturbates while drawing these pictures.

Chris has also suggested that [[Wikipedia:Brian Griffin|Brian]] from ''[[Family Guy]]'' be paired up with "any sexy breed" of dog.<ref>[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Family_Guy#Story_of_the_CWC_Episode_for_.22Family_Guy.22 Family Guy Article on the CWCipedia]</ref>
[[File:Super-mode.jpg|thumb|left|90px|Chris, sporting a [[ECV 00002‎|homemade fursuit]].]]
===Is Chris a furry?===
Whether or not Chris can actually be considered a [[Wikipedia:Furry fandom|furry]] is still debated.<ref>[7:17:25] '''Sarah May''': Did you feel sexually aroused when you drew them? [7:17:34] '''Christopher C.W.C.''': a bit.</ref> There are some things that points in that direction. [[Chris-chan Sonichu]] is in many ways similar to a fursona. Chris has also used the character while cybering with [[Julie]].<ref>CWC Cums for a Cat</ref> Finally, in the [[Giant Penis Comic]], Chris and [[Ivy]] both morph into fursonas during the act of sex. However, it has been confirmed by [[Mimms]] and [[Lucas]] that Chris has prejudice against furries, not because of who they are, but because many furries tend to be [[homos]].<ref>[[Mimms and Lucas Q&A#Racism and homophobia]]</ref>

==Prostitution==
{{quote|"In my sarch [''sic''] on [[Wikipedia:Craigslist|Craigslist]], the ONLY women who left a phone number on their Ad were under "Adult Services", which they would have wanted money. I tried calling one, learned she wanted a hundred, then in the middle of telling my story about [[Jack]] and my [[PSN]] account recovery with a Sex video, she hung up on me. :("|Chris, wasting a prostitute's time{{cite}}}}

Given how badly Chris seems to want to lose his [[virgin]]ity, many observers have wondered why he hasn't long since spent some of his [[monthly tugboat]] on a prostitute. [[Mumble 4]], from [[February 2009]], answered that question for a while. There, Chris explained that paying for sex would render the act "meaningless," and he was afraid of contracting a [[Wikipedia:Sexually transmitted disease|sexually transmitted disease]].

Needs must as the devil drives, though. While being blackmailed by [[Jack Thaddeus]] in the summer of [[2009]], Chris attempted to solicit the services of a Craigslist prostitute to fuck on camera so he could recover his hacked [[PlayStation Network]] accounts. After describing his personal problems to the prostitute, she hung up on him. Chris was apparently trying to get free sex from the hooker with long, rambling stories about his horrible life to try and gain sympathy. He was genuinely shocked when she didn't offer to fuck him out of pity, unaware that prostitutes, by definition, only have sex with men for money.

Previously, in [[March 2009]], [[Brian Bash]] had sent a trio of prostitutes to [[14 Branchland Court|Chris's house]] so he would no longer be a virgin with rage. [[Hooker incident|Hilarity ensued]].

By the beginning of [[2010]], Chris's views on prostitution had further softened. According to his [[Vivian Gee E-mails 2|conversations with Vivian Gee]], around the turn of the year he was attempting to save $100 out of his monthly budget to buy himself a whore for his 28th [[birthday]]. This, presumably, was the "hundred dollars for a damn hooker" he referred to when [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|begging the Wallflower for sex]] on YouTube in [[March 2010]].

Between [[April 2010|April]] and [[July 2010]], under the name of [[Carlos Chantor]], Chris decided to offer himself up as a male escort. He describes himself as "[[Chris and reality|Experienced for Her Pleasure]]", and with an [[obesity|average]] body type.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 6]]</ref><ref>[http://www.escorts.com/member/2716193/CarlosChantor "Carlos Chantor" profile on escorts.com]</ref>

==Incest==
{{incomplete}}

[[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]], his imaginary twin sister, has appeared as a "girlfriend" card he made for ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh]]'', and her attractiveness and desirability are brought up several times in the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']] comics well after being established as Chris's twin. Chris has shown complete ignorance in matters incestuous before; his [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] are all related, but many of them are paired off with one-another, banging and even [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|having kids]]. Being raised without siblings present, he has no experience with filial relationships, and [[autism]] ensures he has no inkling of what it entails. He didn't even know the word, let alone, the concept, of "incest" until someone mentioned and explained it to him.<ref>[[Mumble 1]]</ref> He has trouble contemplating why incest is wrong when, to him, [[china]] is china. Only brother-brother incest is wrong because it is [[homosexual]] in nature. He doesn't understand why sister-sister incest would be bad, because it involves [[Gaybian|girl-on-girl]].

==Rape==

{{Protip|Despite your worst fears, Chris won't ever manage to rape anybody, so stop saying that.}}

Chris has a poor understanding of the effects of rape, starting from the [[Megan]] saga all the way to [[PandaHalo]].
{{incomplete}}

==See also==
*[[Homos]]
*[[Women's rights]]
*[[Semen]]
*[[Mass debating]]
*[[Duck]]
*[[Pickle]]
*[[Chris and his ego]]
*[[Chris Sex Logs]]

==Sauce==
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{{Chris and}}

[[Category:Chris-chan]]

Jackie E-mails 2

2010-12-13T21:52:04Z

Sonichu: linking directly to article

{{main|Jackie E-mails}}

====More questionaire, Game Place is brewing====

{{quotebox|Chris 
April 11, 2010 - 4:00pm 
I had a nice time at my church today; it was a good service, and my pastor gave a delightful sermon.

I stopped by [[the Game Place]] afterwards, my past associate, Nathan was there; he greeted me, recognized me, and gave me the expected crap. I was all, "I can not believe this, it has been TWO YEARS and I am not forgiven? And I can not believe that man is STILL working here." And he was "Well, it doesn't matter, he is the manager" (more like [[Manajerk|ManaJerk]]) "if he has not given you permission to come back, and you don't leave right now, I will have to call the [[police]]." So I asked if he was there; [[Michael Snyder]] was not there, but he will be there tomorrow. I have just written/drawn up the game plan, with the goal in mind being getting the [[ban]] lifted off of me (relieving me of one less Major Worry). I plan on handling this as peacefully as possible; I pray he won't get violent; if he does, I will defend myself. And with the recorded evidence I'll have from his own words, if it is good enough, and he does not forgive me or allow me back in, I may call the police on him.

I'm right now still recovering from the [[Stress|angst]] from the setback, but I'll survive, and I will win.

<nowiki>*deep breaths*</nowiki>

On a more pleasant note, during her sermon, my pastor, Elizabeth, had informed us of a fun 90+-year old dude who was silent, yet comedic. :)

He died recently, but she shared printed copies of a questionnaire he filled out for the Young Adult Group (of which Elizabeth gave her support on his honorary membership); his answers were very good, honest and fun to read.

I took a copy for myself; the questions are good, and I thought it would be fun for you and me to answer these as well.

1) If you could build your house anywhere, where would it be?
 -I would likely build my house here in [[Ruckersville]], [[Charlottesville]], or move back to Chesterfield County; all good places to live, plus my life is revolved around the three areas mostly.
 2) What's your [[Chris and fashion|favorite article of clothing]]?
 -I like my Jeans.
 3) What's your favorite physical feature of the opposite sex?
 -I like the face, because most of the time I look at the face, and I can see some of the personality behind it. Like behind your face, Jackie, I see a [[sweetheart|sweet and fun-loving woman]]. And from what I have heard from you so far, an honest and compassionate one, and I feel it is a woman like you I would want to be with for a long time. <3
 4) What's the last CD (and/or MP3) that you bought?
 -The last CD I bought was Celtic Woman, "Songs From the [Heart]", and the last MP3 I purchased was A Taste of Honey's "Boogie Oogie Oogie".
 5) Where's your favorite place to be?
 -[[Chris's room|My bedroom]].
 6) Where's your least favorite place to be?
 -Any place that is filled to the brim with [[Tobacky|smokers]].
 7) What's your favorite place to be massaged?
 -My shoulders.
 **Check out George's answer, "Depends on the definition of "place." One place is Healthsouth, 6910 Richmond Hwy. Ask for Michelle."
 8) What's most important, strong in mind or strong in body?
 -I like to think a strong mind is important, because not only does it store our personalities and intelligence, but also stores our will to be strong in body too.
 9) What time do you wake in the morning?
 -When I wake in the morning, it's usually [[lie|between 8 and 9 AM]].
 10) What's your favorite [[TV]] show?
 (I already asked this last e-mail; see that for my answer as well)
 11) What's your favorite kitchen appliance?
 -Microwave.
 **George said "Chair".
 12) What's your favorite childhood memory?
 -Building with [[Lego]] bricks and pieces.
 13) What makes you laugh?
 -I'm going to agree with George on this one, [[Random-access humor|"Mostly things unexpected."]]
 14) What makes you really [[angry]]?
 -Again, with George, "[[Trolls|Mostly things expected, but better forgotten.]]"
 15) If you could play any instrument, what would it be?
 -I would say [[Gitar of fail|Guitar]], although my father showed me his Trumpet. I did try the Trumpet for a while, but it didn't work out for me.
 16) What's your favorite restaurant?
 -Country Cookin'.
 17) What was the scariest moment of your life?
 -When there is a chance I'm losing a really close friend or relative.
 18) If there was a movie about you, what current/former Hollywood Star would play you?
 -Peter Cullin (He was the voice of the original, and new movies, [[Optimus Prime]]); I feel he is capable of maintaining a noble type of personality that I feel I have, as well as the emotional ups and downs like I have felt, and still maintain the determination to move forward.
 19) Do you believe in afterlife?
 -Yes, and I also feel reincarnation is a possibility too.
 20) What was your favorite children's book?
 -"The Berenstain Bears and the Bad Habit".
 21) What is your favorite season?
 -Spring; it's getting warmer, but it's not too hot yet, and the plants are in bloom with life.
 22) What is your least favorite household chore?
 -Garbage duty; it ain't clean, but someone's got to do it.
 23) If you could have one super power, what would it be?
 -Psychic: Telekinesis, Teleportation, Seeing into the Future.
 24) If you have a tattoo, what is it?
 -I do not have any tattoos.
 25) Who was your first [[love]] and at what age?
 -(I said it before) Tiffany Robinson; 9 years old.
 26) What's the song you wish you had written?
 -Have Written It; a song about [[Autism]], it's called "[[A-U-T-I-S-M|A-U-T-ISM]]"; it's on my "[[Christian & the Hedgehog Boys]]" CD Album (currently solely in my posession). I may redo that song to better elaborate what Autism is. LOL.
 27) Do you prefer cats or dogs?
 -I like them both; they're fun, mostly cute, and they love you anyway.
 28) What's in the trunk of your [[car]]?
 -A car jack, a few blankets, and sometimes stuff that either has to be brought into the house or donated to a Goodwill.
 29) Who are some people likely to respond to this questionnaire?
 -They're asking for a name or two, but I say anyone who is willing to spare the time.
 30) Least likely?
 -People who are [[Chris|too engorged in their own selves]].
 31) What is your favorite day of the week?
 -Friday.
 32) Using only one word, describe yourself.
 -[[Chris and his ego|Noble]].

Wow, 31 more questions to answer in addition to the last e-mail I sent
you; we're really getting to know each other here, Jackie-Heart. LOL

I await your reply; please be sure to read all of the e-mails before
you reply, so you won't have to send multiple e-mails. Printing them
out beforehand helps too.

Oh, let me go ahead and give you my cell phone number, (434)-760-0848.
And please inform me of your number (including area code) so I can
recognize it being you on my cell's caller ID.

I'll TTYL. Stay Safe. <3<3<3<3<3<3<3 
Hugs and Kisses, 
Christian.}}

====The Game Place aftermath: Chris' version====

{{quotebox|Chris 
April 12, 2010 - 6:02pm

I've just got back home. I returned to the Game & Hobby Place, to try to resolve peace and get myself unbanned from the store through [[Michael Snyder|MIchael]]. That [[jerk]] is soo Cold-Hearted; he looked at me, and he constantly said "No". At the end, he picked up his phone and started
calling the police (I did [[Chris and English|not want no trouble]] with the Police), so I left, leaving him with a stern remark. I had my digital camera hidden in my vest pocket the whole time; I have the whole conversation very clearly recorded. Considering after what had transpired, I decided to upload the audio-only [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|video]] onto my [[YouTube]]. I tried to be nice and peaceful. Now HE will have to deal with my [[Trolls]] for his discrimination against me.

<nowiki>*sigh*</nowiki>

At least I had my plan written out, and I was able to say most of my pre-thought lines. And I tried with a spice of attitude.

-How's your project that you told me about going for you? Knowing your spunky can-do attitude, I'll bet it is going very well.
 -I would like to invite you to come visit my church one sunday with me; the people are very nice, and the service is good.
 -How do you like the plan for our date on Friday? Do you want to meet at F.S. or at the Downtown Mall?
 -Did you take some more pics of yourself yet?
 -I am curious on your voice; may I get a sample of how you sound, please?
 -With that, do you consider yourself one with a fair singing voice?
 -How do you like my voice from my videos (if you have had the chance to see them)?

I'm gonna go get some dinner now; I'm having a [[McDonalds|salad with grilled chicken strips tonight]].

I'm still thinking sweetly and fondly of you. <3<3<3<3<3<3<3 
Stay Safe, 
Christian.}}

====Jackie's Questionaire #2====

{{quoteboxred|Jackie 
April 12, 2010 - 6:50pm 
Wow, let me get some of these questions down:

Favorite TV show: I don't watch much TV, don't really have time, but Oz was probably my favorite show ever.
 What is a word you just really hate hearing/being called? I think "stress" is a word I hear way too often. People all around me at school always complain about stress they're having, but it turns out to be an excuse not to do the hard work they need to be doing.
 If you could build your house anywhere, where would it be? Probably in Montenegro or the Peleponnese... such beautiful places.
 Where's your favorite place to be? A football field.
 Where's your least favorite place to be? Probably cooped up in my room.
 If you could play any instrument, what would it be? I already play one, the piano. I love it.
 Do you believe in the afterlife? I don't know, I'm more concerned with being a better person in this life, I'm not going to concern myself with trying to get to the next one.
 Using only one word, describe yourself: Selective.

You should learn to play the guitar, since you have plenty of time! I'd really love to hear you sing for me, Chris, but I'd love even more [[Liquid Chris|if you could play your guitar for me too]]. (Although it takes a long time and hard work to learn an instrument, so I can wait on that. But why would you want Peter Cullen to play you? I looked him up but he's really old, like 60. I think [[Obesity|Chris Farley]] kind of looks like you actually, he was hilarious.

Sorry if I seemed nagging about your [[sonichu]], I just want to know how much of your effort you put into it. How many hours a day do you spend working on it? What exactly do you do with it each day? This is kind of an important subject to me, Chris, I want to be with a man who is working for a living. I mean, how much [[money]] are you making off of sonichu? Or if you haven't really gotten it off the ground financially yet, where do you get your income from?

I'll talk more later, can't wait to hear about the Game Place!

~ ~ Jackie ~ ~}}

====Jackie calls out Chris about The Game Place====

{{quoteboxred|Jackie 
April 12, 2010 - 7:20pm 
Um, hey, Chris.

So, I just watched the video... and honestly, I'm a little bothered by how you conducted yourself. Firstly, you called this Michael Snyder person a jew at the beginning? Why did you do that? You said you his name mean he was "possibly a jew" as [[Chris and race|if that was a bad thing]], what does that mean? And then on your way out you shouted "JEW" at him, what the hell was that about? And it sure didn't sound like he was being mean or anything like you said he would, he was just standing his ground. Can you explain to me your history with the Game Place a bit better? It feels like you might not be telling me everything.

And I encouraged you to stand your ground and settle your business peacefully and maturely. Instead, you shouted "JEW" and ran away after two minutes. Is that supposed to impress me? I'm going to let you know right now, this makes me mad. Do you have some kind of problem with jews? Maybe Snyder IS discriminating against you because you're autistic - but you just left after a few minutes? I thought you were going to be patient, do a sit-in, get the truth out of him. But at the first sign of resistance, you fled. You said "noble" was the one word you would use to describe yourself, but running away after two minutes isn't noble, it's childish. So now you don't KNOW that he hates you for being autistic. You also don't KNOW that he's a jew, either. Because you left in such a hurry, you don't know anything, you found out nothing. I think you need to go back and do this right.

I'll be waiting to hear from you,

Jackie}}

====Chris lies about The Game Place====

{{quotebox|Chris 
April 13, 2010 - 2:44am 
That is very cool that you play the piano; are you pro with it, or do you play for fun? A football field for where you like to be, that's eat and interesting; is it because someone in your family is/was a football player, or maybe you were, or wanted to be, a cheerleader?

My [[mom]] was a cheerleader in her High School days; she kept her baton from then. Also, one game she was tackled by a football player; I forget if she ended up with a broken leg or something from that. I do remember that at her prom later on, she twisted her ankle doing the twist.

I do not think Chris Farley looks like me at all, plus he was a LOT more heavyweight than me, and he was more wild than me. Still, it is your opinion, and I respect you and your rights.

{{anchor|ban}}
Actually, I have nothing against any jewish people, or their faith, and I agree I could have done better then. I did not want to deal with the police, and Michael WAS calling them up. I was abused by such people in my past. One time, at F.S. years ago, they handcuffed me and dragged me to their office. This was just after the real-life incident with that girl who was working at the Starbucks Kiosk then (as told in [[Sub-Episode 2]] of my [[comic]]s). They dragged me in for overreacting to the situation and causing a disturbance with my shout of "NOOOOOOooooooo!" And later on, at the Target in Forest Lakes; S-E 7+8, Handcuffed, Dogpiled, Hog-Tied, Head-Rubbed Hard on the carpet leaving a the injury on the left side of my forehead and ended up with a record. The charge was "Soliciting". A trial was held, and thanks to my volunteer work at the [[Pok'emon]] [[TCG]] League I was doing back then, I was found innocent and released of the charge.

As for The Place History, I was going there for about 5 or 6 years for Pok'emon League, [[Yu-Gi-Oh]] Tournaments and Universal Fighting System TCG. I was a volunteer "Gym Leader" (with Second-In-Command in that title), because the main leader was Tony Wayne, Physics Teacher at Albemarle High School. I worked hard keeping the younsters under control, constructing decks from their scattered collections now and then, and being Gym Leader and distributing all stamps and prizes appropriately (more so when Tony could not make it some Fridays). Also happened then throughout, my thing with [[Megan Schroeder]]; farthest I got from her was an "I Love You" before she did an 180 and was scared of me for being too close; she and I were very close friends, and I was very sad to see the friendship fade away. [[Daniel Mimms]] and his accomplice, [[Lucas]], were good dudes, but then I later learned that they STARTED up that page on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] against me; Lucas took that vintage photo of me in my green/purple stripe shirt while I was playing a round of TCG with a lad. That same Saturday, and at that moment, I was in a state of shock from seeing Megan and (her short-lived romance) Christopher MAKING OUT. That Should Have Been Me. After seeing them like that, I was nearly paralyzed with shock, and for a while, I was static in motion and speech like a robot.

I do not, and probably will never, understand why Michael hated me, but he had that attitude against me for quite some time before that Wii incident just before June, [[2008]]. The only things I can recall way back in the years that may contribute to his angst against me...

 -As Gym Leader, I was always early, and I set up the tables/chairs, and I go into the back area to get the Big Tub of League Stuff. Michael may have had issues with me going into the back, even for the simple retrieval of the League Stuff for the weekly setup.
 -One Friday, there was chaos going on; some of the players were not playing fair, some were roughhousing, some were just being too loud; I tried to calm things down and get things back in order, but it was just too much, and I exploded with a very loud, short yell. Such uproar may have frightened Mike as well.
 -Shortly after finding the [[ED|E.D.]] page in late October, [[2007]]; I was seeking help in taking that site down, and even finding the perps who took that picture of me that was on that page from that Friday (the one of me in the green/purple stripes). My family and I went to and sat down with [[Mimms]] and [[Lucas]], because we had known from the detective work that it was between those two that picture was taken then uploaded onto E.D. I think Mike may have had a fright from that event; it was like the police questioning the suspect while he/she was in a single chair under a single lamp. He may have had his own scandals that would have lead him into that situation eventually or previously.

Another thing I should mention about him, the Friday in June, '08 I was banned from the store, my mother was with me; she was 66 then, but we three met together in the back. During the whole thing, HE did NOT offer my mother a chair to sit in, and there was only ONE in the back, while there were others that were set up for the League that was starting up that week. My mom made that clear and raised her own fit about that to Mike, and when talking to the later-arrived police officer.

That's all I have in my memory about that. I would not be surprised if Mike DID have such criminal charges or sins against him, and that only HE knows and lives with that. Still, he did NOT have to be such a cold-hearted S.O.B.

Sit-In or not, I did not want more trouble with the police than the two times I've had already. And I would never want to end up in Jail either; it would be just as terrible, or worse, as if I had ended up in that Winchester Mental Institution... Restricted from bettering myself in life, being alone for the rest of my life, and such other tortures.

<nowiki>*sigh*</nowiki>

Also, I work on Sonichu about 2 or 3 hours a day; I have not gotten it off of the ground yet. I have said before that I am currently on S.S.I. for my income, and I am looking to be employed at the new [[Wal-Mart]] here.

I'll TTYL, Sweetie. Stay Safe.

Love, 
Christian.}}

====Chris is still bitter about Megan, Jackie calls him out====

{{quoteboxred|Jackie 
April 13, 2010 - 7:04pm 
Hi, Chris!

I actually never was a cheerleader, I love playing football, though. I was never on a school team but I was a better player than half my school team in high school.

So, if you have no problem with jews, why were you talking about them? You screamed "JEW" at him like an insult, you didn't address that even though I asked you why you did it in my last email. You can't just say "I have no problem with jews" when your actions show you obviously do, Chris. Don't lie to me. It's not manly to lie to a woman you're trying to court, Chris. You made a lot of talk about acting like a big man and standing up for your rights here, but once you face a little bit of resistence, you run away. So now you're not even going to try again? What did you think was going to happen, you'd win with absolutely no effort? What do you think a "sit-in" is? And you're in the right anyway, why would the police arrest you? I'm disappointed Chris, I think you need to go back and man up to your problem.

And what does it matter anyway if this Michael Snyder has criminal records or whatever like you speculate? What would that have to do with him keeping you out of the store? You shouldn't try to deflect the matter by smearing him, Chris. All you know about this guy is that he doesn't want you in the store, by your own admission you don't even know why. You don't know that he's a criminal. Instead of ask, you just assume again.

So why do you get social security? How much do you get each month? I thought you were getting sonichu published, but you only work on it a couple hours each day? What else do you do with your time? If you're getting paid by the government, you really should be trying to get on your feet, Chris. I heard about that new Wal-Mart, and it's good that you want to get a job, but why are you so set on applying there? It won't even be open for a few months, at least. There are plenty of stores and places that have jobs available now, why wait for Wal-Mart? I want a man who can take care of himself, Chris.

And Chris, why are you talking about some girl that you "should have been making out with" when you're writing to ME? That doesn't really make me feel too special. Are you still hung up on some other girl? Wasn't this YEARS ago? I really wish you would make up your mind, sweetie. I'm trying to make this work with you, but honestly you're making me worry about this racism and other stuff. Please quell my fears, Chris, because I really like you and want this to work.

XOXOXO

Jackie}}

====Chris lies furiously, hates the homos, fails at getting a job====

{{quotebox|Chris 
April 13, 2010 - 11:17pm 
And I am sorry about that statement on [[Megan]]. That was years ago, and I have move on from her. I did not mean to sound hung up. Sometimes when I am recollecting on a hard time in my life, I am likely to feel again the emotions I felt back then, but those temporary relived emotions do not last long, and they mostly are not coherent with today. In this case, it was Definitely not coherent.

As for that "Jew" shout, I was feeling frustrated that I was not getting through with that man, and on the way out, I just shouted the first word that I had linked to him on my mind. It was a bad impulse, that is all. I assure you, [[Chris and race#Not a racist?|I am not a racist]] or anything like that.

The only hang-up I have, which is not a major one these days, is that I don't get along well with other [[JERKS|MEN]] in general. All of my life, I have been getting along better with women. That hang-up is why I don't have many dude-pals. Most of it comes from my homophobia, and the rest comes from my past detest of men due to them being A) Mostly Mean, Cruel and Vicious, and B) [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor|Having taken all of the pretty women]] leaving me with none to choose from in my [[Sweetheart Search]]. I have tried making a few dude-pals in my church congregation, but that mental hang-up, mixed with my autism, prevents me from talking to them more.

Currently, I am getting 800 a month from S.S.I. And I AM working on self-publishing my books with Lulu; I have found on the site in the start of the project creation that it will cost me a bit to get it started. I will get it started. I am also working on resizing the pages to the appropriate page size. I have applied to a number of places in C-Ville; they never call me back for even an interview. I've applied to the [[C-Ville]] Wal-Mart, [[Target]], [[McDonalds]], Burger King, Barnes & Nobel and others. I am also applying to the new Goodwill in Ruckersville for a chance there. It is like I am being forced to wait.

I Really Like you too, Jacklyn. I can't stop thinking of you, and I do not want it to stop. I want you by my side, true love between you and I; I really want this romance to work very much too. You brighten up my life; you are a wind that renews me emotionally; you turn me on soo much, my wind-up key broke off. I want no fears between you and I; I want us to be a match made in heaven; I want you so much, Jackie. I Love You.

Stay Safe. XOXOXOXO

Christian.

P.S.

Just to check, are we going to meet at [[Fashion Square]] or the Downtown Mall Friday at 4?}}

====Jackie further calls out Chris' laziness====

{{quoteboxred|Jackie 
April 14, 2010 - 6:24pm 
Well, thank you for clearing that up, sweetie. I want to be the only girl in my guy's life. :)

But Chris, like I said, I have several friends that have published things on Lulu and other places, it's not that hard and it certainly doesn't take much time. You could spend an evening doing it and be done with it. I don't understand why you haven't been able to get this comic published, I mean, you've been writing it for years, and the farthest you've gotten with that is your website. And you quit updating on your site too, even though that's the one thing you've been using to build your comic, so that doesn't show that you have a whole lot of work ethic. Chris, I need to be with someone who has a stable career and goals. It's good that you're applying for jobs, but I really am having a hard time understanding why you don't use your CADD degree in getting a job. I mean, there are a lot of places out there that have use for graphic designers and that sort of thing.

XOXO,

Jackie}}

====Chris is meeting her====

{{quotebox|Chris 
April 14, 2010 - 10:15pm 
Don't worry, Sweetie, I promise you that I will have the First Book published before this month is over, and I am capable of maintaining a strong work ethnic.

What is important right now is you and me. We are in sweet agreement with each other. I want to be your one and only too. I will meet you at Fashion Square by the Starbucks Kiosk Friday at 4:00; I will show you a pleasant and good time. :)

I will see you then; please don't be late.

XOXOXOXO, 
Stay Safe, 
Christian.}}

====Jackie asks for a video====

{{quoteboxred|Jackie 
April 15, 2010 - 7:39pm 
Hey, Chris!

We're still on for Friday, can't wait to see you!

Yeah, you say you have a strong work ethic, but... you haven't done much. Chris, 2 or 3 hours of day of drawing is not enough, Chris. Most people have to work 8 or more hours a day, but you're getting free money from the government to draw comics. That's pretty good deal, Chris. You should be working to earn that. Why exactly do you get that social security pay anyway?

But I don't want to rail on that... There's something else I want you to do for me. Remember when you told me about how confident you were in your [[sex]]ual abilities? Well, I'm curious how you would treat a lady, you know... orally. What sort of techniques would you use? Would you get right down in me? Show me, I need to see. I've been thinking about you a lot lately, and I was wondering if you could make a video showing me a little preview. I have a date with the bubble bath tonight and I'd really love to settle down and enjoy a movie trailer of our first time together.

I hope I have your video before bedtime tonight,

~ ~ Jackie ~ ~}}

====Chris fails at sexytalk====

{{quotebox|Chris 
April 16, 2010 - 8:32am 
Ooh, I'm sorry I didn't get the request sooner; I was busy, and I hit the hay around midnight. But orally, I would come right down on you. I would lick your pussy like it was an ice cream cone; I would give you some finger-play too. With that, I'll let it be a pleasant surprise that we can place at the apex of our date tonight. ;)

I'll see you at the mall's Starbucks Kiosk this afternoon. The sweet things come to patient ladies.

Call me on my cell if you have any concerns (434)-760-0848

Love You, Jackie. 
Christian.}}

====Chris stood Jackie up====

{{quoteboxred|Jackie 
April 16, 2010 - 6:02pm 
Chris, where were you? I waited for an hour but you never showed up!

And, you know, just because I'm a little kinky in our emails doesn't mean that we were going to sleep together on our first date. What kind of girl do you think I am?

Where were you? I was all alone...

Jackie}}

====Chris denies it====

{{quotebox|Chris 
April 16, 2010 - 6:20pm 
I should be asking you where you were; I arrived at Fashion Square at 3:30 PM, parked in one of the two Belk parking lots, and waited at a table at the Starbucks Kiosk in the Middle of the Mall. I waited an hour for you. Perhaps there was a misunderstanding in communication. I gave you my cell phone number; I was also hoping you'd call me to at least let me know where you were.

I think of you as a very sweet, honest and playful woman.

Please call me on my cell, so we can better establish communication and reset the date. I am sorry you felt lonely; I felt lonely too.

My heart still yearns for you, Sweetie.
XOXOXOXO
Christian}}

====Whine, whine, whine, date is rescheduled====

{{quotebox|Chris 
April 17, 2010 - 4:25am 
I was praying that I'd hear back from you last night; I feel a bit crestfallen from not getting a call from you. I gave you my cell phone number three times now (434-760-0848). I still would like that date with you; perhaps this afternoon we can have another swing at bat on this.

Let's make sure we're clear this time: Today, the 17th; Fashion Square Shopping Center; at the Starbucks Kiosk in the middle at a table in front of the kiosk; 4:00 PM.

If I do not hear back from you on my phone before 2:00 PM, we will reschedule the date for another week.

I'll TTYL. 
XOXOXO 
Christian.}}

====Jackie continues to rail on Chris====

{{quoteboxred|Jackie 
April 17, 2010 - 8:00pm 
Hey, Chris.

Sorry, I haven't been able to call you. I have a pay-as-you-go phone and can only use it for emergencies (my parents would kill me if I used it). I have some family stuff to do today as well as homework, I wouldn't have been able to meet today anyway. Don't worry, we can set it up for next weekend or something. But before I see you, I'd love to see that video I requested... tonight, if you get this soon enough. :)

Although I'll admit, I was disappointed when you didn't make it for me. It wouldn't be such a big deal, but Chris, you don't really seem to work on your comic, or anything else, either... I'm starting to see a scary pattern here. I need you to show me some evidence that you actually WANT me, Chris. Because so far you don't seem to want much of anything. I want a man with ambition, Chris. You know just where to start showing me :')

Waiting to hear from you,

~ ~ Jackie}}

====Chris won't make the video, points Jackie to the CWCki. The beginning of the end====

{{quotebox|Chris
April 18, 2010 - 2:32am
I am most capable of coming to you. So I'm thinking you can fill me in on where in [censored] I can find you: the address there, and I'll come to you this week. Or I will also accept the address of your C-Ville home, and I'll come to you there next weekend.

Also, as much as I'd like to make a sexy video for your viewing pleasure, I can't, because it would put YOUR Safety from my Trolls at risk. I have made similar videos in the past for a few of my ex-online-girlfriends. I had uploaded them onto a Mega Upload site, thinking it would be safe, and only She would see them. Alas, I was WRONG. My trolls Found them; my PC has been bugged sometime in the past, so it is likely my PC's online-linked actions, such as uploading, are being watched. I care about you too much to risk your safety.

With that, I can refer you to ONE Troll Site, dedicated to me, where tose mistakes were recorded, and sme to all of those vids may be displayed. I still regret embarassing myself like I did, originally for One; fated to Most... Google "[[CWCki]]", and find the past girlfriends. I warn you, the language is obscene, and they warp the truth and add exaggerated lies, yet there lies within some truth I would confide admittance and clearification to you, Sweetest Jackie.

I do not want to lose you, and I really and Truly Want and Love You, Jacklyn [censored].

Love, 
Christian.}}

====Jackie learns the truth====

{{quoteboxred|Jackie
April 18, 2010 - 5:48pm
Hey, chris.

Besides, my weekdays are extremely hectic, I just wouldn't have the time to see you during the week.

So, I am reading up about these past girlfriends of yours on that cwcki site. What exactly is it that you wanted me to see? Because I'm reading a lot of things I don't like. Like, you had this Australian girlfriend named "[[PandaHalo]]", the site says that she was [[rape]]d by someone, and you promised that you would always love her regardless, but like two days later you heard there were fires in Australia, and you just assumed this girl was dead? And you didn't even check to see if she was or not, you just jumped immediately to [[Julie|some other girl]]. What would happen if I got hurt? Would you just jump to the next girl you saw, without caring about me at all? And then there was another girl named [[Ivy]], who you cheated on??

And that Panda girl, the article says something else that worries me: it says that she promised to come to you if you were willing to prove that you could make your comic a success, but you refused to do it, and just let her go. Are these all lies like you say, Chris? Because I'VE been trying to get you to show me that you actually WORK on something or have some kind of drive, but you don't show me anything, either. So which part of that website is lies and which is true? How am I to know?

Chris, I'm starting to have second thoughts about this whole thing. I ask you to send me a video - not upload one to youtube, just send it to me - and you won't do it. I ask you to prove to me that you actually spend your day working on something, and you won't do it. I like talking to you, Chris, and I would still like to meet you, but right now I'm starting to doubt the attraction. Maybe we should start off as friends and see where it goes. What do you think about that?

~ ~ Jackie ~ ~}}

====Chris lies out his arse====

{{quotebox|Chris 
April 18, 2010 - 6:20pm

Firstly, what you're describing from what you've read from the CWCki are among the false portions; their lies. PandaHalo was [[Sarah Cassandra McKenzie]], the raped woman I have told you about earlier. After learning of the bushfires, I had assumed the worst. I tried contacting her by e-mail, but she had not responded in weeks. I did not "immediately jump to another woman"; I had wept and cried over the loss of Sarah for weeks before I could move forward. I would be totally depressed if you died, Jackie, I WOULD CRY AND CRY AND CRY, and it would take me loong over a month to feel I could move on with my life again.

As for Ivy, I did not cheat on her. She and I did have our own romance for a while, but later on, my father and I met with a Charlottesville Detective. He found NO records on Ivy OR her family, and her father was supposedly a Police Officer. Then I started suspecting she was a troll, and I stopped communication for like three months. Then she calls me back to try to restart the relationship; I hesitated and felt unsure. I later learned she committed suicide by hanging herself. I cried for her too. I never have cheated on Ivy; that is a lie they made up.

I am starting work on clarifying and sorting out the truths and lies from those pages and posting the True stories in my own honest words.

I can not send you a video for A) the troll risk, and B) There is a Size Limit on my E-Mail account, and a video would be way too big. And I assure you, I am very ambitious and serious about our relationship. I do not want there to be ANY Doubts between us. Please believe me. I get a ton of mental stress worrying about your safety, trying to keep our relationship strong, and making sure I don't lose you. For you, I am most capable of coping with these and a lot more. I Love You, Jacklyn, and I do not want to lose you.

XOXOXOXO 
Christian.}}

====Jackie knows Chris cheated====

{{quoteboxred|Jackie 
April 18, 2010 - 7:37pm 
Chris, they're not lies. You're lying to me right now! Why do you not think I'd discover the truth? You DID cheat on Ivy. Don't you ever try and lie to me about anything on that site. I know you're lying about the Ivy thing because I'm sitting here watching a video where you apologize for it. Who was Vanessa? The cwcki says you had cyber-sex with her or something while you were professing your "love" for Ivy. There are tons of videos of yours on that site. Don't you dare lie to me about anything on that site. A lot of things they say come right from stuff you yourself say and do in videos YOU make. They can't fake that. And they say that you went to a girl named Julie after only a day or something after Panda died, all around [[January 2009]]. I mean, you say how much you love Panda in a video in late January and you start promising your heart to Julie in the beginning of February, that's hardly "loong over a month". Did you really care about any of these girls at all?

And another thing, I asked you to give me a reason why you are on social security (a strong 28-year-old man in the prime of his life should be able to work) and you just avoid the question. You say that it's hard for you to find a job, even when you apply lots of places - and that's understandable, it's difficult for a lot of people to get jobs these days. But come on, you live at home with your parents. Being unemployed doesn't explain being on welfare. How long have you been on welfare? Why does a strong, smart, capable man need welfare?

As for the video, those are all excuses. You could upload a video to a secure site like mediafire and just send me the link, no one would know about it. You keep bugging me to call you but when I ask you to do something you just make excuses. Don't make excuses to me, Chris. If you actually want this to work, then PROVE it. Stop telling me why you can't do things and DO something.

Jackie}}

====Chris "forgot" he cheated on Ivy====

{{quotebox|Chris 
April 19, 2010 - 10:37pm 
I apologize for bringing up excuses, and I was wrong about that cheating thing with Ivy; I had forgotten that portion. I was IMing
with a "[[Vanessa Hudgens]]" for a new while (I had talked with "her" before). "She" was trying to rile me up with heavy flirting and sexual lines. I held my ground for a long time, for Ivy's sake. I caved in one time. And I later made that video admitting that wrong and apologizing to Ivy for it.

Another sad fact, "Vanessa" turned out to be really [[Joshua Martinez]], an ex-friend of mine. I am still angry at him for deceiving me like that pretending to be the famous singer/actress.

It was a shot in my own foot leading you to the CWCki; I really do not want there to be any doubt or such between you and me. I felt I had to show you what had happened to me before when I shared such sexual vids upon request from each of my exes. I had not heard of Mediafire, so I have just recorded a video; half with the apology I just described, and half of a brief description on how I would pleasure you orally. ;)

<nowiki>http://www.mediafire.com/?yz1jk3omwj5</nowiki> 
<nowiki>http://www.mediafire.com/file/yz1jk3omwj5/</nowiki> [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]]

Please let me know when you have successfully downloaded the file to your computer, then I will remove it from the Mediafire server for safety reasons. I pray that I do not hear of this video being on any Troll Site.

And with all this, I would very much like to start over on our lovey emotions and all. I Love You, Jacklyn [censored]. :-*

XOXOXOXO 
Stay Safe, 
Christian.}}

====Chris called Jackie Ivy, Jackie responds====

{{quoteboxred|Jackie 
April 20, 2010 - 2:30 pm 
Wow, Chris, I don't really know what to say.

So, your explanation for why you cheated on Ivy was because another girl was hitting on you? You loved Ivy, but another girl came onto you, and that's all it took? What if we're together and another girl comes onto you one day? Are you just going to cheat on me, too? You say you "resisted as long as you could", but you didn't resist at all, really. If you had resisted you could have told her to leave you alone or blocked her or something. Why was the temptation so great, anyway? Every time I have had a boyfriend, I've been hit on by cute guys. But I never had the urge to cheat on my boyfriend, because our relationship was way more important than just fucking some random hot guy. Did you not care about your relationship with her, or what?

And Chris, in [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|this video]], you call ME Ivy. Right about three and a half minutes in, you say "seriously, IVY, I really do want you." What the fuck is that? Why the fuck did you call me Ivy?

And don't bother telling me that it's because you were thinking about Ivy since the subject came up, and you just got the names confused. Because while that may be true, all it shows is that you don't really see much difference between me and Ivy. You know, I'm glad that I haven't met you in person yet, that we haven't gotten that close yet. Because if we were in an actual relationship then what you did would be FUCKING DEVASTATING to me. So please stop telling me that you "love" me, because obviously you don't. Love takes time to build, Chris. Maybe you would know that if you didn't just tell me you love me because you think it's what I want to hear. You confused me with your ex-fucking-girlfriend, for christ's sake. Are girls just all the same to you, or something?

I'm glad that you made a video for me, finally. But maybe in your next one you can think of a way to explain to me why I should believe you even care about me at all. Or, if you don't really care about me, you can just admit it, but maybe at least get my name right.

Oh, and you still haven't answered my question about why a strong-willed, able-bodied man in his late 20's lives with his parents and collects free money from the government. You're getting really good at dodging that one, makes me think you don't have a good explanation. There's this article on the cwcki: [[Chris and money]]. It says a lot of bad things about your idea of income. But if you want to prove you care about me, I'd like you to give me an answer, finally.

Jackie}}

====Chris attempts to justify himself====

{{quotebox|Chris 
April 20, 2010 - 2:05am 
To answer your questions, I am [[Don't Mess With Me|more stable]] [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|now a]] [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|days]], and I assure you that I would not fall for such flirtatious methods as that one time. I did mean to say Jackie in that [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|video]], and I apologize for the error. And for the question of why or how I can still live in the lifestyle I am living, I can't really say. The only thing that I feel is likely holding me back is, among other things, the "Ritualistic" trait of [[Autism]]. It just has set me off and on with routines, and with that, my house I am living in, with my seinor citizen parents, is like the home base of my routines. It is a MAJOR adjustment for me to make such heavy changes cold-turkey. That's just the way I am at this point in my life.

I answer your questions with care, and I also say the following out of care and due respect...

Obviously this relationship is not working out, and it is MY fault that it has been going downhill. I should not have mentioned anything about the CWCki, or my [[internet]] business. Referring to the CWCki, a Troll Site, to back up my point of how they wrongfully found and downloaded videos from sites like MegaUpload. BTW, I checked, 25 other people downloaded the video I sent to you; the file is deleted now, but now I fear the trolls now have another piece of wood for their fire.

With all that, I feel it's probably for the best you and I went back to our separate ways. I want you to know that I deeply appreciated your genuine kindness, compassion and sweetness; it made me feel better. And you are a very beautiful woman; I guess I wasn't good enough for you. Also, just to advise you, facial jewelry (from piercings) are okay, but I feel you would look better without them.

Perhaps our paths will cross again in the future, but until then, I bid you a blessing for good health and safety.

Peace, 
Christian W. Chandler.}}

====Jackie fires a final salvo====

{{quoteboxred|Jackie 
April 21, 2010 - 9:59 am

Hi, Chris.

Well, as for your [[Monthly tugboat|welfare money]], that (poorly) explains why you're still in it, I guess, but it still doesn't explain why you needed it in the first place. Not that it matters now, because apparently you value continuing to be someone who relies on welfare and [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 7|who does nothing all day]] more than you value changing yourself to be the kind of man I would want. You won't put out any effort for me at all. I guess that shows how much you "love" me, eh? You throw around the word "love" like it's just a meaningless phrase. Which apparently, it is to you, because none of the stuff that usually comes with real love is evident here. For future reference, no girl is going to want to be with you if you are so averse to work and effort. Although from what I read on the cwcki, apparently I'm not the first girl to tell you that, so I don't expect you to listen this time, either.

And another thing. Do you pay attention at all to anything I say? I'm not mad because I saw the cwcki. I'm mad because you don't work, you don't change yourself, and because you tell me you "love" me all the while you won't show any effort when I ask you to, you repeatedly dodge my questions about your life because you know I won't like the honest answers, and [[Fail|YOU CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER MY NAME]]. That's all YOU, Chris. Don't blame that cwcki site for me not liking you. Don't blame others for your problems. Because I'm pretty sure that even if you had never shown it to me and I had no idea about your internet life, I still would have realized what a snaky little shyster you are being. So don't just assume that that dumb website caused the problem here, because it really annoys me that you are going to walk away from this thinking I'm so stupid that I would have fallen in love with you if not for the "lies" that some website told me. I'm capable of discerning fact from fiction, Chris. I can judge the truth for myself.

I was looking forward to a relationship with you, but you showed that you apparently aren't ready. Maybe if you showed me some effort I'd feel differently. maybe you shouldn't just give up on a girl you "love" the first time she gets mad at you. So you know what, Chris? Let me make this clear to you: I am still open-minded here. If you show me that you can behave like a man, then maybe we can have something.

Jackie

P.S. Don't worry so much about the other people that downloaded the video. It was just some of my girlfriends, I had to show them the guy who claims to love me and can't even remember my name. We have better things to do than put some stupid video up on the internet.}}

====Chris ends it all====

{{quotebox|Chris 
April 21, 2010 - 8:38 pm 
I really did like you, Jackie, and I would have felt happy to awake next to you any day. But I wasn't in Love with you; I realize that, and I admit it.

Peace.}}

====It's not over yet!!====

{{quoteboxred|Jackie 
April 22, 2010 - 10:11 pm 
Wow, congratulations, you can tell the truth for once. How about you admit that you just wanted sex, and nothing else?

And actually, while you're at it, how about you admit that you don't really even want sex, because I was initially kind of into you, but when I ask you to do a little work to prove you actually care about something, instead you would rather just sit and play [[video games]] while collecting government money. And lie to me, because you wanted to fuck me without any effort. So video games are more important than a girl you love.

Oh, by the way, I changed my mind and uploaded your video to the cwcki. I did it to spread the word about you to other women to warn them, but then I realized that even if a girl is all over you, you still will ignore her so you can play video games. You probably don't even like girls.

Jackie}}

====Misrepresentation?!====
{{quotebox|Chris 
April 22, 2010 - 10:30 pm 
Who the F*** Are You to criticize me and even slap an "Asexual" Label on me so quickly? I do not condone such misrepresentation. Good Day.}}

====Jackie is disgusted by Chris, because he's disgusting====
{{quoteboxred|Jackie 
April 22, 2010 - 11:15 pm 
You do not condone it? What are you going to do to stop me, play some more video games? That'll sure show me. You like video games better than girls. I bet if I had been a playstation asking you to work on your comic, you'd be all over it.

Jackie}}

====YOU DO NOT KNOW ME, WOMAN.====
{{quotebox|Chris 
April 23, 2010 - 2:35 pm 
You Do NOT KNOW ME, WOMAN. I Love Women OVER Video Games; I can not help my Social Problems from my Autism, or that I am one who misinterprets Social Cues, am sometimes unable to predict or understand the outcoming emotions or reactions to my actions. I can't help my own mental problems that sometimes misguide me.

<nowiki>*Ugh*</nowiki> Send your complaints to your "[[mailbag|Letters to the Editor]]" section.}}

==See also==
*[[Jackie E-mails]]
*[[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]]
*[[To Jackie, with Love.MOV]]
*[[Song for Jackie.MOV]]
*[[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV]]

{{emails}}

[[Category:E-mails]]

Jackie E-mails

2010-12-13T21:50:36Z

Sonichu: /* See also */

{{quote|<poem>Without [[Barb|his mommy]]'s pride and kisses
Without [[America|his country]]'s confidence
Without [[Bob Chandler|the dying man]]'s permission
Without no [[Hypocrisy|guilt]] or consequence
This [[Anger|bloody-minded]] son of a bitch
Has not a wound to mend
And all I can do is pray to [[God]] he'll
Get one in the end</poem>|'''Crash Test Dummies''' get back to ''[[Chris]]''}}

The '''Jackie e-mails''' are a collection of e-mails between [[Christian Weston Chandler]] and an innocent woman named [[Jackie]], whom Chris met on [[The Hook Cafe]]. The e-mails span from 5 [[April 2010]] (around the time [[trolls]] discovered Chris's account at The Hook Cafe) to 26 [[November 2010]].

In the first two parts of the collection (until 12 April 2010) Chris goes plenty on about [[Pokémon]], trolls, his war with [[Alec Benson Leary]] and his [[rage]] over THOSE FAKING FAKERS WITH [[Aspergers Syndrome|ASPERGER'S]]. He also still thinks that ''The Lord of the Rings'' had owls in it. Chris claims to be still working on [[Sonichu]] but is seeking to post the comics on Lulu (ironically, a troll scheme was started like this), and setting up a date. The most telling part of this is the prelude to [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|Chris's return to the GAMe PLACe]]. As revealed in these letters, Chris wholly expected everyone inside the store to have forgotten about Chris and his antics as well as his banning only to learn that all has not been forgiven. As well, Jackie watched the video and became concerned over his antics. Jackie talks about what Chris did [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|on 12 April]]. By this time, however, Jackie is seeing the bigger picture about Chris, especially after she discovers the [[CWCki]], thanks to Chris.

At the end, however, it all goes downhill - Jackie has now learned that Chris doesn't even want to put in the minimum amount of work to even ''keep'' a [[sweetheart]] and, combined with what she learned about Chris's past e-girlfriends and a video he sent to her, Jackie still wants to try for some sort of relationship. However, in the end it's Chris, not Jackie, that ends the relationship - he feels that his lazy ass can't handle the rigors of being in a relationship and realizes that sending her to the CWCki was the stupidest thing ever. Jackie tries to get him to keep going, but he keeps going. In the end, it's Jackie who fires the last shot - she calls him out on what he truly is. Chris falls back on his [[autism]] card and tells her to tell it to someone who'd care.

Which would be everyone except for him.

==The letters==
Jackie's e-mails are in light red; Chris is in light blue.

====Chris is cute?!====
{{quoteboxred|Jackie 
April 5, 2010 - 6:24pm 
What kind of video games do you play besides [[Guitar Hero]]? I don't have any current consoles but I love my old playstation. I play on my friend's [[wii]] a lot, though. I like drawing and stuff, too.

Anyway, you're kind of cute, hope to hear back from you~~ :)}}

====Chris wants to be played like a PS3====
{{quotebox|Chris 
April 5, 2010 - 11:14pm 
I've just read your profile and saw your pic; you are pretty. I guess I'm a suitable candidate for you; I have [[fat|strong]] arms. You have a lot of fun things I totally agree on that we can do together.

To answer your question, I also play [[LittleBiGPlanet]], God of War, [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]; I have a wide collection. You would just have fun playing my games (if that's your pleasure), and I think you'd have fun [[Chris humps his PS3|playing me too.]] LOL

I am a [[Pokémon|Pok'emon]] Fanatic also; grew up on it since Pok'emon Red, and I've played a LOT of the [[TCG]] when I was going to the League (I'll tell you more about that later on).

So, magzine editor, huh; which mag? :)

The online thing is cool, but you and I should meet and hang out together ASAP. How about I meet you at the bar you go to (which bar would that be?) this coming friday? Say 6:00 or 7:00 PM?

Please reply and let me know if it is good for you.

Looking forward to your reply, 
Christian.}}

{{quoteboxred|Jackie 
April 6, 2010 - 2:57pm 
Hey, you wrote back! I literally have to run out the door right now but just wanted to let you know I'll write more later tonight. :)

Jackie}}

====STDs: the gift that keeps on giving====
{{quotebox|Chris 
April 6, 2010 - 5:38pm 
Jackie, huh? That's a fun name; it goes with your personality well (at least from what I've read so far). It says there that you are a Unitarian; it's cool. I'm a [[Chris and religion|Methodist]].

I wanted to check on this, but considering you've had a lot of [[sex]], have you have yourself checked recently for any STDs? [[Lie|I have to be careful these days]].

We can also talk over the phone if you want; let me know if you want to exchange numbers; if you don't, it's cool.

Waitin' for your next message. 
Christian.}}

{{quoteboxred|Jackie 
April 6, 2010 - 6:41pm 
Hey! Yeah, my name is Jacklyn, but everyone calls me Jackie. So a little more about me: I've never played Little Big Planet, isn't it just like a simple platformer? I was bigger into digimon than pokemon when I was a kid, but I loved red and blue. I bet you would be fun to play, though :)

To answer your question, I haven't really had a lot of sex partners or anything, didn't mean to give that impression - I just love [[sex]] when I am with someone. I've only been with six guys in my life. I haven't been tested in a while (never been in a situation where I thought I needed to, btw, but I have just to be careful), I'm seeing my gyno next week. Is testing something you do often? How many partners have you had, if I may ask?

This Friday is too short a notice for me, sorry, I'm swamped with projects this weekend. The school week is pretty much out for me too, I go to school in Staunton, but I come home every weekend. How about we plan on next Friday afternoon, though? In the meantime, we can email and learn more about each other?}}

====From porno to Pokémon====
{{quotebox|Chris 
April 6, 2010 - 8:46pm 
That's cool; I can do Friday of next week. As long as I get to meet you and hang and all that.

To answer your question, I am a [[Virgin with rage|virgin]]; I have never had sexual intercourse, but I have watched a number of XXX flicks, and I have a good number of ideas of what to do, and I am not a total nervous flake. [[Chris and Ego|I would not constantly ask, "Is this good for you"]] or "Am I doing it right?" I feel very confident in my abilities and knowledge. [[Fail|I have been checked a few months ago]], and [[Honesty|I am clean of any STDs]].

LittleBiGPlanet is kind of a platformer, but it is Customizable; you can create your OWN Levels, Publish them onto the Online LBP Server, and even Play Other People's Published Levels. Plus, the Sackperson is Customizable too; you can even make it look like a Charizard, Totodile, Goldeen, or any other person/animal/plant you want; Male or Female. I have created an Aqua Teen Hunger Force remake of the first two levels of Burgertime (in the Same Level). And more fun, I've created a fun, cute level that simulates a Fun Date, titled "A First Fun Date"; Best Enjoyed with a Couple. Maybe U + Me. ;)

I've been keeping up with Pok'emon up to Diamond/Pearl, and I have all Max Evolved Level 100 Pok'emon in my Diamond card. Including a Blaziken that I originally got in my Ruby, then traded to my Emerald, then moved it to my Diamond, that is Level 100, has earned over 20 Ribbons, and his name is Inuyasha.

Let me give you my e-mail address, [[Chris-Chan Sonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]]@aol.com; it is also my for AIM (and it can communicate with most other IMs). When you send me your first e-mail, please put in the subject, "Hey, It's Jackie" or something like that.

Which college are you going to, and what is your current major?

I look forward to the e-mail. XOXO 
Christian.}}

====What is job?====
{{quotebox|Chris 
April 7, 2010 - 7:38am 
My bad; I've just double-checked your profile; you've already graduated from college. So please disregard that last question. But I have to ask, you said you were going to school; is your editorial [[job]] there; please elaborate on that? And what did you graduate from college with?

Have a safe day. 
XOXOXO 
Christian.}}

{{quoteboxred|Jackie 
April 7, 2010 - 3:07pm 
Hey! Don't have a whole lot of time right now, but to answer your question: I actually only work part time as the editor of an in-school paper here. I did graduate from school with a degree in Sociology, but I only got that mostly because I didn't know what I wanted to do and figured I should get some kind of degree (isn't that what we all do, though :). So now I'm going back for my second degree, this time in journalism (hence the editing job, it's an internship for credit as well as a paycheck). Hey, I'll write more later tonight, gotta get back to class.

Jackie}}

====Chris hates authority====
{{quotebox|Chris 
April 7, 2010 - 6:06pm 
Very cool; now we have this communication link between us. Let me know if you want to start up an IM session later; I'll check back at about 8 or 9.

It's soo funny, because that's what happened to me at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]]. I originally had no clue what to major in at first; I felt fried in the head that day nearly a decade ago when I was starting up there. I picked a major in something of Marketing; it wasn't doing me all that justice, so upon my father's suggestion, I switched to [[CADD|Computer Aided Drafting and Design]]. I did better in passing there, yet I feel unsure of going into an Architecture job, but at least I have Computer Expertise and Experience under my wing (as well as the Degree and Certificate). At least I made my family happy, and made a major accomplishment of a College Degree.

Although, PVCC wasn't really the best place to be; I had fewer friends than I did back at [[Manchester High School|Manchester High]], plus the "Dean of Student Services", [[Mary Lee Walsh]], did not like me that much. Long Story Short, I started my Sweetheart Search back in August of '03 (choice method of attraction way back then was a [[attraction sign|sign]] next to me); she did not approve of it (made an impression that she was against [[Love Quest|True Love]] Searches); there was a major disagreement between us; I was kicked out of PVCC for a year with having to see a psychiatrist and take anger management; finished my major later; and to this day, she still hates me. In a bit of spite against her past attacks against my noble search, I portrayed her as a Witch Villain in my comic book series who caused chaos of destroying all True Love in my city of Cwcville, VA and such. About a year ago, I drew her an Apology Drawing and put it in a nice frame, hoping we could put the past unpleasantness behind us and make peace. A couple of days later after delivery of the drawing to her secretary, she sends me a Trespassing Notice; some "Thank You"...

Also, I stopped the sign usage like back in '04, when I realized that it only made me look retarded, of which I was and am not. The only local college I can even hang around at these days is the [[University of Virginia|UVA]].

{{anchor|Fiddlesticks}}
Speaking of which, I used to go to the ONE Pok'emon TCG League in Charlottesville at [[The GAMe PLACe|The (Game & Hobby) Place]] (Fridays from 5 - 7 PM). After being forced NOT to hook up my Wii to their TV (a few children missed out on the distribution of a Magmortar, Electivre and Surfing Pikachu that night), the "Manager", [[Michael Snyder]] forced me not to. Obviously I was angry at him (He had hated my guts for a long while as well). I later wrote an angry note of "Michael loves the [[Lie|Fiddlesticks]] out of Mary Lee Walsh"; he took it as an offense, and banned me from "his" property. This happened June of '08. In April of '09, I went in, hoping all was forgotten, looking to see if they had some Eye of Judgment cards in stock and how much; a cashier recognized me and he was like, "Did Mike say you could come back here?" I felt disturbed, so without causing trouble, I left peacefully. I'm thinkin' of trying again later this week and see what happens. I'm feelin' more assertive, so if I am asked that again, I will ask if Michael is still the "Manager", and see if the staff is telling the truth then.

But I digress about that history.

I've read you draw your own comics too; I'd like to see what you have drawn. :) Also, what's your favorite kind of music, or favorite singer, musician or band? And please tell me more about yourself.

And please feel free to check out some of my comic pages on my website, the [[Cwcipedia]] (A.K.A. CWC's [[Sonichu]] Site), http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Sonichu_Comic_Collection. With that, I should warn you that I am internet famous (it's NOT glamorous); I have a bunch of Internet Bullies and [[Trolls]] trying to bother me. I've had to deal with them quite a bit, and I remain cautious. They have HATE PAGES against me on the web; please pay no attention to them. And you will be safe, as long as I do not talk about you at all online, or you don't talk about me online. For example, don't use my name when blogging or talking about me to anyone else on the internet; you may make up a nickname of me (F.Y.I., my name spelled backwards is off-limits; my bad on that).

I warn you, because I care about you, especially when we're just getting started on being friends and getting to each other. Oh the stories I can share with you.

Hey, we all have our own problems; all we can do is [[Mass Debate|Keep a Happy Thought]]. [[Rape|You're my Happy Thought]], Jackie.

I'll TTYL; Stay Safe, 
Christian.}}

====That's what she said====
{{quoteboxred|Jackie 
April 7, 2010 - 8:48pm 
Hey, Christian.

A little more about your questions - my favorite band is the Crash Test Dummies, hands down. Something about the main singer's deep voice (I forget his name) just makes their music sound so sensual and romantic, have you ever heard them? I bet you have a nice deep voice. :) Like I said, I'm going to school for journalism, print journalism specifically, I just love current events and the way our world works. I'm sure I'll be able to apply my sociology degree too when I get out of school and get a job. It'll still be about two years before I graduate, though.

Hey, I also saw you said you are autistic. I confess, I don't know much about autism, could you tell me more about what it's like? I knew a kid when I was in grade school that sometimes picked fights with other boys because he had autism, but I didn't know him well, but he got pretty violent. Or maybe he had aspergers, actually - they're the same thing, actually, right? I have a friend who is a therapist and works with children with developmental disorders, I think that's what she said.

Yeah, I had some friends that went into architecture, it's a long process, you have to get a masters before you can use it. But you have a CADD degree, that's cool, computer technology is so interesting because it's everywhere and someone who knows them can get almost any kind of job. What do you do for a living? I bet you're some kind of visual design specialist or consultant for an advertiser or something, right? Judging that because of the degree and how creative you are. That sounds awful about the experience you had with your dean; why does she still hate you? Are you still in contact with her even after graduating? As for the Game Place, you should totally go in and do that, I love when men are assertive and take charge! I think you should go in and tell them that it's only fair that you be allowed back in now after so much time, and if they make a fuss you should demand to speak to the manager so you can hash things out like adults. Let me know how that goes, I want to know!

I don't have any of my comics to send to you with me (not ones that are good enough to show anybody, anyway) but I'll draw some stuff and send it to you soon. I went to your page about your sonichu comic, but when I click on the chapter pages it just has a bunch of weird messages, and one has a picture of [[Clyde Cash|some guy from the Jersey Shore]] or something, did you send me to the wrong website? I'd still love to see some of your sonichu. But I'm surprised I haven't heard of it before, if you have trolls that must mean you have fans and are kind of popular too, right? What do they troll you about? But thank you so much for warning me and being upfront and honest with me, that's very sweet and I'm glad you care :) I don't think I'll be able to IM tonight, I think I'm kind of getting a little flu and want to get to bed early so I have plenty of rest. But I want to hear more of these stories, you sound like you've had a very interesting life.

I'll be thinking of you ~ ~

Jackie}}

====Chris got his degree for Cwcville====
{{quotebox|Chris 
April 7, 2010 - 11:07pm 
I thought Crash Test Dummies may be the band; I've read you went to a concert of theirs recently, but I wanted to make sure. I've heard a sample of them from Napster; they do sound good. You may also like Celtic Thunder; they're good too. I do have a [[Chris and health#Other deformities|deep bass voice]], although sometimes it does go up in pitch, but I'm working on that.

Please don't get me started with [[Aspergers]]; I have nothing against the people, it's just that I can not accept Aspergers and Autism being of the same classification. In my opinion, Aspergers is not as fierce as Autism; they have Better Social Skills, and they are Less likely to become low-functioning [[retards]]. However, in my experience with my Autism, I have in my childhood did not talk from 1.5 to 7 years of age (I first spoke at 6 weeks with "Monkey"; likely trying to say "Mommy"; I was with her while she was shopping that day). I did not pick many fights, although because they did not understand Autism and were scared, about 4th and 5th grade, the staff of [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|Nathaniel Greene Elementary]] pinned me down on the floor and tape-recorded my screams, and they tried to put me in a mental institution. My [[mom]] and [[dad]] did not want that, so we move to Chesterfield County where I was continued to be mainstreamed at [[Chris's education#Providence Middle School|Providence Middle]] and Manchester High; I took a lot of Coping Skill courses as well. I feel I have overpowered some of my symptoms, such as social shyness, yet I still have some trouble maintaining eye-contact, unless I Have a Strong, Good emotional bond with the other person. You can learn more of the autistic traits on autism.org, or look it up on wikipedia.

Actually, I am not currently employed; I've been concentrating on my Sonichu books the past number of years, although I have worked at a [[Wendys]] then with [[Cutco]] cutlary for a while. I am looking to work at the new [[Wal-Mart]] here in [[Ruckersville]] that will be opening in a few months. The store is not currently selectable on the online application site, so I'm waiting for that. I've been on [[Monthly tugboat|Social Security]] in the meantime, and I am managing it [[Chris and money|well]].

I use what I've learned in CADD to help me better design my buildings and surroundings of Cwcville. I even have printed blueprints for a two-story Mall, WITH a Mayor's Office on the 2nd floor, overlooking the Front Entrance from the last CADD class I took at PVCC. It also has a Pok'emon Center Store, like they had in New York City before they turned it into a Nintendo Store.

I have not been in contact with Mary since that last trip to PVCC. As for reasons why she still has a thing against me, 1) There was that time in her office I overreacted and raised my voice against her (really scared her); no physical violence, but I did [[curse]] her with bad luck and misfortune. I removed it remotely when I drew that apology drawing about a year ago. 2) I portrayed her constantly as a Witch in my stories, which I later remedied by a) changing the character name to "Slaweel Ryam", which is a [[Chris and English|palindrome]] of "Mary Lee Walsh" (minus the "H"), and b) removing that character in Book 10 in the final confrontation between me and her. 3) Following the Character Representation, I gave her a Local Bad Rap at PVCC; a number of students who did not see eye-to-eye with her either.

And BTW, thanks for letting me know about that; I did send you the correct link, but the deal was you click [show] then click a page to view; the "Issue #" links were originally left blank, but a month ago, a troll and his crew managed to Hack into the impenetrable security of the site (even though it is Wikipedia-Editable-Style, and ONLY I, the SysOp and GoogleAds have Full Control of editing ANYTHING on the Cwcipedia); they just slandered it with grotesque image replacements, page edits and whatnot. The SysOp and I managed to clean up most of the mess, but some things are likely overlooked, so Thank You, Jackie for finding that error for me. I am reprogramming them to redirect to Page 1 of their respective books. I also have good HTML education and experiences. I created the Original "[[CWC's Sonichu Site!|CWC's Sonichu Site]]", as well as my past "CWC's Pok'eSite 2!" from raw HTML and PC Notepad scratch. Then I found Netscape Composer later on. I still have a lot of HTML knowledge in between my memory and my notes I took, plus I can look up the code when I need it in Google or something.

Yes I do have a lot of fans, and I appreciate their support, but due to the Troll stress I've been dealing with for the past 2.5 years (since November 2007 when I first found the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page of me they started). Since then, I have learned and continue to use better internet caution, most difficult passwords, and keeping my real life OFF of the internet, so the trolls won't know who to threaten in real life or come after me in further bully attacks. Between them all, a few trespassed into our yard, placed a wrongful sign there, and egged our house. Some have [[Prank calls|pranked and threatened phone-called]] us between our house phone and mine and my mother's cell phones (mine mostly; thank God for Caller ID). Plus I have been in and out of online relationships, that went nowhere in-person. Some "Women" were actually Men pretending to be women. And among the Real Women, they either [[Ivy|died]], [[Pandahalo|got raped]], or were coerced to their "[[Kacey|Dark Side]]". At least I do have a few Real Friends helping protect me and my work from the trolls.

That's another thing, in my life, I have had mostly [[gal pal|female friends]], as well as a few male friends/acquaintances. Yet I am still a straight man missing out on the action. One count was that up until I turned 21, I was naive and dumb on the subject of Dating (I did take sex-ed in high school, and I've started watching man-on-woman porn at 16). Within the past few years recently, I've developed the idea of [[Dating Education]] Classes; The School System SHOULD have taught that Alongside or Before Sexual Education. God knows it would have wised me up a lot sooner. There's an episode in my comics describing the basic idea of a Dating Education Class.

But I digress. I'm sorry you aren't feeling well. My advice; drink plenty of water and Orange Juice, and eat Chicken Noodle Soup. Plus the anti-flu/cold medication, such as Tylenol, or a Non-Aspirin substitute, such as what drug stores like CVS sell. And rest/relaxation of course. You can draw, play your Playstation, read or whatever you feel like within your reach.

Feel better soon, and stay safe, Sweetie. 
XOXOXO 
Christian.}}

====No pictures! It's a trap!!====
{{quoteboxred|Jackie 
April 8, 2010 - 5:48pm 
Hey, Chris! I'll write more later (I'm sure you see the pattern, but daytime is pretty busy for me these days), but can I ask you to write to me at [censored] from now on? Yahoo mail is screwing up for me lately.

Jackie}}

{{quotebox|Chris 
April 8, 2010 - 1:57pm 
I wanted to let you know that I really appreciate your sweetness and compassion you have shown me so far; please keep it up. Also, I wanted to ask, you live in Charlottesville and you commute to Staunton for your college and work; is that correct? Do you live by yourself, roommate or with your family? And tell me a bit about your family; mom, dad, sisters/brothers and such. I want to hear more stories of you too; my life is interesting, but I want to hear more about you too.

I'll be thinking fondly of you too, Sweetie, and I hope you are feeling better. 
Have a sweet day and stay safe, 
XOXOXO 
Christian.}}

{{quotebox|Chris 
April 8, 2010 - 2:03pm 
I've copied your pic and I am using it as the wallpaper on my [[PSP of Fail|PSP]] (it's rotated, so I have to rotate my PSP to see you upright). May I have some more pics of you, please? I'm thinking one that would be perfect is a photo of you relaxing on your bed reading your book, so then it can be like I'm chillin' with you. Also, I like your hair style and it's color; it looks natural. ;)}}

====Chris gets a lesson on Asperger's Syndrome====
{{quoteboxred|Jackie 
April 8, 2010 - 6:02pm 
Hey! I got a little break time to write in.

So that's weird what you say about autism and aspergers not being linked. Like I said I have that friend of mine who is a clinical psychologist and works with helping autistic children develop skills and socialize and stuff like that, and she says that aspergers is actually just another kind of autism. I went to that autism.org website and typed in aspergers, and the first page that came up had this on it: "Sometimes people assume everyone who has autism and is high-functioning has Asperger's syndrome. However, it appears that there are several forms of high-functioning autism, and Asperger's syndrome is one form." So aspergers really is a form of high-functioning autism then, right? My friend says that aspergers wasn't really classified until 1994 or something, so it's a really recent development in the field of psychology, maybe your information is just a little out of date? But you said your school teachers tape-recorded your screams? Why would they do that? Maybe they were just trying to help you? I know when I was about 6 I had to get a routine shot at the doctors office but I hated needles and was so scared, I screamed and fought and they needed three nurses to hold me in place... it was scary at the time, but I know they didn't mean me harm. (I respect those doctors and nurses for having to handle scared little kids like that, must be heartbreaking for them to know they can't comfort a scared kid like that.)

So you're not employed but you're applying at Wal-Mart? It's good that your looking for a job, but don't you want to make use of your CADD degree? I know I was annoyed when I first got out of school the first time because it was hard to find jobs with my sociology degree, that's part of why I went back, I wanted to augment it with something. You should go into design or advertising or something like that. I'm still a little confused on what Cwcville is, is it in your sonichu cartoon? I'm sorry, I still haven't read any of your sonichu :(... is it a comic that has a lot of architecture themes? How do you apply your CADD degree to it? If you haven't talked to your Dean, that's probably good, why do you think she is still mad at you though? I think most people are pretty forgiving. Hey, are you still planning on going to that Game Place though? I'm really excited to hear what happens there! I think it's SO sexy when a man stands up for himself... :')

I'm sorry to hear you've been unlucky in love... I know exactly what that's like. You said some of your girlfriends have been raped though!? That's horrible, I am SO sorry that you and they had to go through that. Can you tell me a little about that? Unless it's too private or painful, if it's none of my business then just ask me to leave it be, I know how traumatic such an experience can be (I have a friend who was raped in high school, her life was almost completely ruined, she still has trouble trusting people, it's so sad).

I don't know if dating education could work though, I don't know how that would work really, I don't think dating is something that can really be taught, it depends on whether two people have a connection I think (kind of like what you and I have :). Um, not to be rude or anything sweetie, but I would suggest that you don't talk about watching porn in our emails where we're still getting to know each other... I know you say you have trouble being shy and knowing what to say sometimes sweetie, just helping you out :)

Anyway, I gotta go now, but write me back! I can't wait to hear about what happens at the Game Place!

Jackie}}

====She likes Sonichu... >_<====
{{quoteboxred|Jackie 
April 8, 2010 - 6:54pm 
Hey sweetie! Got a little more free time than I thought I would have, so I went to look at some of your sonichu comic. I love it! It's so edgy, I like the page you just put up on the front page where sonichu is holding a rifle and threatening his enemy (who is that guy? or is it supposed to be a girl, he has a skirt?). So, what is this current plot arc or story or whatever?

Also, I was thinking about the Game Place thing a little more, I wanted to tell you that you should do it like a sit-in: if they pick a fight with you, just sit down on the ground peacefully until they agree to resolve it with you. Peaceful resistance, just like what Gandhi did, you know? But it sounds kind of like they might try to deny things or lie like they did before, I think you should record it, maybe? Because they are discriminating against you and all, I mean it would be a good idea to have a recording in case you need to prove that they lied later, so they can't do a "our word against yours" thing to you. Sorry, I'm just really excited to hear how that goes!

Oh, and some more of your questions: my family lives in Charlottesville but I stay in the dorm in Staunton with three roommates; I go to [censored], actually, but I almost always come home and stay in Charlottesville with my parents on the weekends. My parents have been married for 30 years (just had their anniversary in October), I have one younger sister who's still in high school, and an older brother who lives in Pennsylvania, he's a pediatrician, actually. And you're so sweet about my picture! I'll take some more and send them to you in a bit. I like that you can see me whereever you go now :)

Talk to you soon,

Jackie ~ ~ :')}}

====Chris's only friends: trolls and his parents====
{{quotebox|Chris 
April 8, 2010 - 11:09pm 
Hey, Sweetie. Thank you for letting me know about your new e-mail address. BTW, I've noticed in the "From" field of the e-mails, it says "Jacklyn [censored]"; please verify if [censored] is your last name. Also, that rifle-image you saw on the Cwcipedia, that is another Troll Problem of mine. See, this dude, Alec Benson Leary, who made up his own fanfiction of my Sonichu works, [[Asperchu]], has been trying to 1-up me for months now. He purchased the adspace on the Cwcipedia, and once in a while, he makes a damn attempt to grind my gears and steal my fans by putting up his badly drawn stuff in the adspace. [[Alec Benson Leary calls|I had talked with him before to not do that, and he still does it]], and I do not appreciate it. I'm a bit obsessive-compulsive, and after seeing his pages, and what he was doing in crappy parody of me and my characters, it pisses me off. Also, that guy on that page; that is a bad facsimile of me; I did [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|a video]] on my YouTube in a Kilt for a past girlfriend, who dumped me; [[Damien Antaria (CWCipedia page)|I moved on]].

The story of [[The Wallflower|that girlfriend]]; she and I had met at a social even; we found lots in common; we were starting work on a book of a King who was changed into a Guiding Owl (like the Owl of Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings). I came up with the concept. I created a sample of the story in a LittleBiGPlanet Level; a Foretaste, and I said it was a "Chris Chan/Damien Anteria" (her pen name) production. My trolls had the know of me finding this lady, but not of her real name. I had thought using her pen name was safe; she had some of her own fanfiction online. But she had to have a damn [[Facebook]] Page. The trolls found her real name and info; made up a mockery page of her on one of their websites; she was informed and [[Wallflower E-mails 3|became really angry at me and dumped me]]. Even worse, they pestered her and her family with phone calls and pretending to be me. It made me very sad, and I suffered a lingering heartache for over two weeks. I recovered a while later, and I moved on.

With that, about the past girlfriend who was raped; she lived in Australia; we were getting along great on Skype talk for months. Then the Troll, [[Clyde Cash]], found her and flew all the way there and Raped her. After that, I had not heard from her. She was going to come to Virginia and continue our relationship in person after she graduated from her college there. I had later read of the Australian bushfires that spread and took a number of lives. Without a word from her, I had assumed she was dead. It left me very sad for weeks. I did [[KCWC Top 10 Dedication Special|special dedications]] for her now and then. Then, well over a year later, [[Clyde_E-mails#Panda_Correspondence_.E2.80.94_March_17.2C_2010|I FINALLY get to hear from her again]], through Clyde Cash. Apparently after that rape, she not only got knocked-up, but she became a sex addict, and she left Australia, married and moved in with Clyde.

I will never forgive Clyde; he had hacked into my e-mail accounts, ebay, my Past Tripod Webhost Account, as well as a few others that later followed. And he managed to spend off of my debit card on Amazon. Fortunately, I had successfully undid that damage, with changing my bank account numbers and getting a new card. I almost lost my PayPal as well, but I managed to save that. He also pestered me with phone calls, [[Hooker incident|sending unwanted prostitutes to my house]] (who my family and I later turned into the police and had arrested with a quick photo of their front license plate on their car). He also hacked into my Playstation Network account twice. He has done too much for me to ever forgive him, that damn son of a bitch.

Going back to Alec, he was a dude who disagreed with me and my view of the Autism/Asperger issue; he has Aspergers. That disagreement was one factor in our disputes and his attacks on my Cwcipedia. And the Autism/Asperger issue, YES I will admit SCIENCE stupidly decided to link the two, but as an [[Slow-in-the-mind|individual person]], I do not, and I will not ever agree with them. All it is really is [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|MOVING the Spotlight from us Autistics to the Aspergers]]. I have had to suffer and recover in my whole lifetime with my autism; I refuse to let something that has a name that sounds like a bad cut of meat and is NOT as Special as us take our light away.

As for ANY "pages" that appear wrongfully on my website's adspace, Please disregard and ignore those; they are NOT mine, and I have never approved of them.

<nowiki>*sigh*</nowiki>

Anyway, you have a great idea on my thing at the Game Place; a Sit-In. I will remember that if they give me trouble and don't want to resolve it and make peace. Although I would first give them my scary, [[The Creepy Stare |intimidating glare of anger]] . That is something I'd rather do than violence. The only time I would throw a punch would be in self-defense. [[CWC Fighter|I'm a tough fighter]].

Dating Education can work, because there are a LOT of people who have little knowledge of what to say or do when asking a person of their opposite gender out as well as the concept of where to go and do for the dates. I mean Sexual Education ALONE is okay, but the question still would remain for those who do not know, HOW DO WE EVEN GET TO DATE #1 that would lead to that? It does not come natural to some; it was not natural for me.

Currently I am living with my mom and dad; they're retired now, but my father, [[Robert Franklin Chandler Jr]], was an Engineer with General Electric. He designed the controls for Plastic Molding machines and others. Without my dad, we would not have something as simple as the plastic soda bottles. My mom, [[Barbara Ann Weston Chandler]], did mostly secretarial work and recovery for Virginia Power (which is now Dominion Power) and First North American National Bank (FNANB). I have two half-brothers and a half-sister. Joseph [[Cole Smithey]], of my mother, is currently in New York City, living with his girlfriend and her family, and is a movie reviewer with a website; http://www.colesmithey.com. Of my dad, Dr. David Alan Chandler is an Optometrist in Chesterfield County; he is married and has a daughter named Savannah. And then there's Carol Suzanne Chandler; she got a PhD in Math; last my father and I heard, she was working with the Government in D.C.

To answer your question of wanting to something with my degree, other than architecture (which that job does not thrill me), I feel uncertain of which local jobs I could get with it, especially their availability of being open for application in constant question; it's a low availability.

I have heard of [censored] before; good place. My father pointed it out for me a few times when we visited Staunton in my past. Mom and dad used to take me sometimes to the Gypsy Hill Park's Playground (it's the park with the big duck pond and the little train that runs in warm weather for the children. :) There's also a baseball field and a pool. We also sometimes enjoy(d) dining at Country Cookin' restaurants; there's one in a mall there in Staunton; you may be able to find its address on countrycookin.com.

There's a number of [[Nudes|good pictures]] of me on the Cwcipedia, look up the page, "Christian in his own words"; there is an expandable gallery of photos on the bottom. I look forward to seeing more photos of you; have fun with them. :)

Let me guess, since you're living in Staunton, the bar you go to on some Fridays is in Staunton also? It is cool; I have driven myself to Staunton before, so I am capable of coming to you. As for our plan for our meet next Friday; did you have in mind you coming to C-Ville for that date, or should I plan on making the trip to you? I'm just clarifying it. If I was to come over there, and it gets late, I'll probably have to crash at your place for the night. So, please let me know in your reply. ;)}}

====Photoshop bad. Hand-drawing good.====
{{quotebox|Chris 
April 8, 2010 - 11:19pm 
I hit Send instead of Save Draft before I finished that e-mail.

The main story of my comics are within My Pages; my hand-drawing style
is easy to recognize, so please don't confuse it with anyone else's
(especially Alec), as well as messed-up photoshop versions the trolls
have put together in the past.

I'll wrap this up for now, and I am looking forward to meeting you, and
I will be continuing to think of you fondly. You [[mass debating|warm up my heart]],
Jackie. :)

Stay Safe, 
XOXOXO 
Christian.}}

====Jackie loves Asperchu====

{{quoteboxred|Jackie 
April 9, 2010 - 4:54pm 
Wow, you have a lot to say, don't you? :)

I understand your hesitation about not knowing what kind of job you can get with your degree, like I said, I've been there too. You should do what I did and go back to school! Now that you're older I'm sure you've thought a lot about what type of career you'd like to have, you can go back and get any kind of degree you want, maybe you can also find a way to use your first one like I'm doing.

But you know, I followed the link of that Asperchu on the front page and spent over two HOURS reading it last night, I thought it was so funny and well-written, honey I'm so sorry, I thought it was YOURS! I can't believe that about that guy that draws it, that's just terrible. But I'm surprised a troll would go to such lengths, he's still drawing it every day and making updates and writing letters to his fans, even though you don't seem to care about Asperchu anymore, why would he keep doing that if you weren't paying attention? Did you maybe try talking to him nicely about the adspace and finding out why he was doing it, it just seems weird to me that he would keep doing that unless he had a reason. Anyway, enough of that, I was disappointed because I was looking for your recent comic pages but it doesn't look like you've been drawing much lately...? I thought Sonichu was so important to you considering how much you loved telling me about it, I thought it was like a daily webcomic that you did like Asperchu was, it seemed like that was your focus since you're not employed. And I'm kind of confused, is Sonichu supposed to be a children's comic? Because you censor swearing and have important morals and things like a kid's cartoon would have all over the place, but then you have stuff like that violent trial, where you killed those strange children (couldn't figure out who they were in the story, btw)... I like a story with violence, believe me, but I'm just confused who the target audience is?

And honey, I'm not really sure why you say science is "stupid", scientists put a lot of time and research into their work, like my psychiatrist friend. I don't get why you think autism is about having a "spotlight", I mean, people with aspergers have big problems too, my friend works with quite a few children with aspergers, its no picnic, they work their whole lives to overcome their effects too. Besides, if aspergers is a type of autism, then wouldn't you all just share the same "spotlight", what's wrong with that? I mean, everyone who has a problem they need help with deserves some attention, don't you think?

Anyway, I would love to see some new comics on your site, I'm gonna be honest, I really want a guy who's motivated, you know? Have you gone to the Game Place yet? Make sure you do record yourself being peaceful so they can't lie and turn it against you. I'm still excited to hear how it goes!

TTYS,

~ ~ Jackie ~ ~}}

====Comics on Lulu, Chris is still working, Chris hates Aspergers====

{{quotebox|Chris 
April 9, 2010 - 8:46pm 
I am uncertain of going back to school at the moment, and I am still uncertain of what career I feel would be best for me. I have printed the message, and I will keep your suggestion in my mind. Thank you. :)

Sonichu has been, and still is, very important to me. As for the contents of the 10th book, with [[Sonichu 10#Forgiveness...?|the Trial]] and anything to do with Alec and those guys, will be swapped out for new pages I am working on. I've been on a hiatus from the internet, and recovering the inspiration to get back to my work, Free of most Troll Influence. It was that influence that made me feel such irritation to draw what I drew there. I originally started the books, YES for a rating of TV-Y7, and that same influence from the past few years drew me to go into [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|adult themes]].

I lost focus, and I am regaining it from the hiatus. In a short while, I plan on putting my #0 book onto Lulu.com, to see how that would work, and let that go on a monthly new release. With reasonable page-removal/swapping, so it can be of TV-Y7 rating. Within the first 10 books, I put too much of myself into the story (a later-learned big mistake). But as I had stated in that book, [[Lie|I will be making less appearances]], and letting the stories focus more around Sonichu and [[Rosechu]], as it should have been. And the villains will be less real-life based; thank God for my creation of [[Count Graduon]]; he will possess Metal Sonichu on the moon and make his return in 12 or later. I am very motivated.

I do agree, everyone who has a problem deserve some attention. My [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|opinions on the asperger symptom]] is just a piece of my OCD, and I feel the topic is better less discussed around me. Very much the same as my opinion on how my characters are being wrongfully portrayed by other people, because I feel it is an invasion into my world as I see and have made of it. But as long as I am still alive, all of the ideas and status of Sonichu, Rosechu, the city of Cwcville, and all that continue to remain sound and good as I see it.

I feel my comics are LESS of a webcomic and more of paper comic; I only shared it on the Sonichu Site originally, because it was a part of the Sonichu Universe. A big difference in webcomics and paper comics, from my point of view, webcomics are more of a daily panel, like in a newspaper, or if full-page, they are more likely computer-drawn, and they do appear on a daily basis. Paper Comics are the FULL books, where the whole story is elaborated, and it gets told on a monthly or so basis. I feel my books are better off as Monthly, since it is on Paper, and there are a LOT of pages and Sound Thought put into them.

New comics pages WILL be put up onto the [[Cwcipedia]] in due time, and for right now, I am concentrating on going self-publishing with Lulu, getting them better edited for the TV-Y7 audiences, and continuing with my stories. And I am also concentrating on my real life and seeking out the True Love I have been looking for, and I am thinkin' it'll be with you, Jackie-Heart. ;) I have a ton in mind for my "Second Season"; the stories are of my idea for the video game I often advertised on the backs of my books, "[[Sonichu Adventure|Sonichu's Adventure]]". Basically, it is the stories of adventures between Sonichu, Rosechu and each of the [[Chaotic Combo|other main Electric-Hedgehogs]]. Like for example, Wild Sonichu's story is of after he loses his father to some Pok'emon poachers (possibly of Team Rocket and Giovanni), and years later, he hears the call of his father from afar, and he sets forward to find and rescue him. The ending being he finds his Scyther father evolved to a Scizor, and it draws into a plot [[Ripped off|similar]] to that in Star Wars between Luke and Vader.

I will be making the trip to [[the Game Place]] within the next few days; I [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|will bring a recorder to get the event down]], and I will let you know how it turns out.

Anyway, I would like to talk more about you as well as me, so please fill me in on some your own memories and events. Like you can tell me some of your high school or college stories, some of the things that happen while you're relaxing, hanging out or whatever. And I still would like the confirmation on our plans for our meeting date; do tell what you have in mind, Sweetie. <3

I'm thinking fondly of you. You stay safe, and have a good day.

XOXOXOXO 
Christian.}}

====Answer: No, Chris can't sing====

{{quoteboxred|Jackie 
April 9, 2010 - 9:09pm 
Hi honey :)

I'm glad you'll think about going back to school, it's important to have goals. I'm curious, why did you pursue the CADD degree in the first place?

I don't have much time to talk, I'm exhausted. I spent six hours in class today and then had to work at the paper for another four, now I've got a huge anthropology project I need to start putting together. What about you, what did you do today? You must have drawn some pages today, right? How about Lulu, did you get any of your books up there yet? I know a couple people that have published stuff on Lulu, like poetry books and stuff, they say it's really easy and quick, the website pretty much does all the work for you. Oh! When exactly are you going to the Game Place? I'm really excited about it. If you're not doing anything tomorrow you should go then!

Hey, you know I was showing our emails to my roommate and talking about you with her, and when she saw the part where you said you have a deep voice, and I was wondering... do you sing at all? It'd be nice to hear your voice.

~ ~ Jackie ~ ~}}

====Chris is lazy, Hates simple chores====

{{quotebox|Chris 
April 10, 4:20pm 
I'll go to the Game Place after [[Church]] tomorrow, and I'll be getting started on Lulu.com today. I have a few new pages drawn, but I ask you to not [[Stress|pressure]] me on that every e-mail, please. To talk about it every once in a while is cool.

I have videos on YouTube of myself (the most recent has my deep voice, and there are a few of me [[Chris and music#Singing|singing]]); my current account is ChristianWChandler (http://www.youtube.com/user/ChristianWChandler), and my past account (lost the password long ago, and have been unable to log back into it) is CChan6789 (http://www.youtube.com/user/CChan6789). Plenty of past vocal and singing videos between the two. :) Although, I did sometimes act a bit [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|immature]]; I am only human, so please disregard those.

I think I've said this before, but originally, out of confusion, my original major was something of Marketing. After consultation with my father, I later switched to CADD as my major. So, I had two reasons for the CADD; it dealt with computers, and because of my father. His intentions were good; he was thinking of possible job opportunities for me and whatnot.

I have been helping my family with chores lately; moving tree branches, disposing of garbage, as well as a few errands. Yesterday, I went out for groceries; I put a Phillips 2003 Flat-Screen TV (with a big back) into my car to either be sold at a pawn shop or donated to the new Goodwill that will be opening soon in Ruckersville. And today, I'll be changing the flea/tick collars on my [[Chandler Cats|three cats]]; Lucy, Kitty and Scamper. Photos of the cats are attached, as well as a photo of my late dog, [[Patti]]; she died June of 2006 at 18 years of age. She was a sweet and good dog. Kitty was close friends with her.

I'm going to head to Lulu.com now, so I'll send another e-mail later. I still need confirmation of the details of our little date next Friday.

Stay Safe, and have a good day, Sweetie. :-* 
XOXOXO 
Christian.}}

====Jackie urges Chris to record the Game Place audio====

{{quoteboxred|Jackie 
April 10, 2010 - 5:47pm 
Hey!

Aw, your cats are cute! So it sounds like yesterday you just took it easy, hm? We all need days like those, I remember about a month ago I came home one weekend and just helped my dad wash and wax his car (he loves classic cars, we always bonded over that stuff when I was little), then we went for a long bike ride, it was just a fun, relaxing day. What's a busy day like for you? I'm sorry if I was pressuring you, but... you loved to share your updates with me on the comic, I thought you were doing it all the time. I mean, you're 28 and you don't have a job, I thought the comic was what you were going for professionally.

I'm glad you're going to the store tomorrow! Hey, like I said, when you go to the Game Place, make SURE you bring your camera and record it, it's very important you have a record of the whole thing so they can't lie later about you. I can't wait to hear the results! Oh, and about the date, since I'll be coming home to Charlottesville, I was thinking you could pick a place that you like, maybe. What kind of places do you like to go?

Let me know how things go,

~ ~ Jackie ~ ~}}

====Jackie's Questionaire 1====

{{quoteboxred|Jackie 
April 10, 2010 - 7:46pm 
Hey, my roommate showed me a little questionnaire she did when she met her new boyfriend to help them get to know each other, I thought it would be a cute way for us to learn a few more things about each other. I don't have it in front of me but I'll put the questions I remember and then give my answers.

What is your favorite time of day? Mine is in the evening.
 When did you have your first kiss? I was 16.
 Who was your childhood hero? Mine was Spider-man.
 Have you ever been outside the country? If so, where to? I've never been, although I almost went to France once.
 How old were you when you learned Santa Clause isn't real? I don't think I ever really believed in Santa, actually.
 When was the first time you fell in love? I was 17... it didn't last very long.
 When was the saddest time in your life? For me, probably when my parents got divorced when I was a kid. (They got back together, thankfully.)
 When was the happiest time in your life? I think the first time I fell in love was... again, didn't last very long.

I don't remember any other questions, but I'd love to see your answers!

Kisses,

~ ~ Jackie ~ ~}}

====Chris' Questionaire #1====

{{quotebox|Chris 
April 11, 2010 7:49am 
Firstly, Sonichu and Rosechu ARE a top priority project of mine, and I AM [[CWC Blog#10 March 2010|working on going Professional]] with the books. Originally, and mostly, it was a hobby of mine, and I do have some fun with the drawing and coloring. But of course life isn't just about comic book pages; I felt partially empty, because I have not had a woman as a [[Sweetheart]] by my side in real life. And I've had my troubles with the internet bullies; that only made me feel weighed down emotionally. But as I live on, off of the internet and [[Anti Troll Movement Video1|putting]] [[100 2270|the trolls]] [[100 2267|behind me]], and being found by you, Jackie. :) I am feeling a better sense of peace and happiness.

To answer that set of questions...

-What is your favorite time of day? I'd say the evening/night.
 -When did you have your first kiss? Depends. If you mean for me to kiss a woman outside of my family on the cheek, then that would be when I was 19. If you mean mouth-to-mouth with optional tongue-play, then I have not done that in my life yet.
 -Who was your childhood hero? I had two; first was the [[American Rabbit]], then Sonic the Hedgehog dashed in.
 -Have you ever been outside the country? If so, where to? I have never been outside of the [[United States]].
 -How old were you when you learned [[Santa Clause]] isn't real? Learned: I'm not sure; maybe 15 or 16. Gave up on Santa: 24 (when he would not [[Women's Rights|bring me a woman to be mine]] for three years).
 -When was the first time you fell in love? First time ever, I was in the 3rd Grade; her name was Tiffany Robbinson; she was a pretty girl. We hung out and talked often. Then during the 4th Grade, she dumped and left me.
 -When was the saddest time in your life? When my dog, Patti, passed away on June 27, 2006.
 -When was the happiest time in your life? After you found, contacted and made me feel better, Jackie-Heart. <3<3<3<3<3<3<3

Answering short questions like those, telling my life stories, or even just talkin' about whatever with you; I feel better discussing those over work-topics or things that really grind my gears in extended periods. I think you can relate with me on that.

Let me ask you a few more questions...

-What are some TV shows you like to watch? I enjoy the classics, such as "[[I Love Lucy]]" and [[Red Skelton]], but I also enjoy some of today's adult comedies like "[[Family Guy]]", "[[South Park]]", "[[The Simpsons]]", and I also like "Seinfeld" and "Friends" to name a few.
 -What is your dream? I have a [[Dreams|dream]] where I feel I am destined to have a [[Daughter]] named Crystal Weston Chandler with my future wife. Also, if there is a boy later, I like the name [[Reginald]] for him.
 -What is your favorite color? I like Blue, specifically [[Chris and art#Choices of materials and technology|Crayola's Battery-Charged Blue]].
 -When's your birthday? I was born February 24, 1982.
 -Name a place where you can feel a sense of peace and happiness hanging around in. I like a sunny day at a grassy field with a few trees in the mountains.
 -What's your favorite ice cream flavor? I like Mint/Chocolate Chip.
 -What's your favorite pizza topping? I like Spinach (mushrooms optional).
 -What is a word you just really hate hearing/being called? [[Naive]]; it questions my mentality and experience.
 -What is your favorite school subject? I enjoyed Math.

Also, I like doing Sudoku puzzles; do you sudoku?

I gtg get ready for [[church]] now; I will be going by the Game Place afterwards, and I will let you know how that goes later.

Stay Safe, Sweetie. 
Hugs and Kisses, 
Christian.}}

====Places in Charlottesville====

{{quotebox|Chris 
April 11, 2010 - 8:28am 
As for places I like to go, we can meet by the Starbucks Kiosk in Fashion Square Shopping Center. Or we can meet up in the Downtown Mall by the Paramount. I am open for your suggestions as well. Please let me know what time will be good for you; currently, I'm thinking 4:00 PM. Also, I've just checked on readthehook.com, and I have found a bit of good music entertainment on the 16th; Bob Bennetta will be playing in Fellini's #9 at 6:00. And we'll see [[Hanky-panky|where the night leads us]]. ;)

TTYL. XOXOXOXO 
Christian.}}

==See also==
*[[Jackie E-mails 2]]
*[[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]]
*[[To Jackie, with Love.MOV]]
*[[Song for Jackie.MOV]]
*[[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV]]

{{emails}}

[[Category:E-mails]]

Jackie E-mails

2010-12-13T21:49:35Z

Sonichu:

{{quote|<poem>Without [[Barb|his mommy]]'s pride and kisses
Without [[America|his country]]'s confidence
Without [[Bob Chandler|the dying man]]'s permission
Without no [[Hypocrisy|guilt]] or consequence
This [[Anger|bloody-minded]] son of a bitch
Has not a wound to mend
And all I can do is pray to [[God]] he'll
Get one in the end</poem>|'''Crash Test Dummies''' get back to ''[[Chris]]''}}

The '''Jackie e-mails''' are a collection of e-mails between [[Christian Weston Chandler]] and an innocent woman named [[Jackie]], whom Chris met on [[The Hook Cafe]]. The e-mails span from 5 [[April 2010]] (around the time [[trolls]] discovered Chris's account at The Hook Cafe) to 26 [[November 2010]].

In the first two parts of the collection (until 12 April 2010) Chris goes plenty on about [[Pokémon]], trolls, his war with [[Alec Benson Leary]] and his [[rage]] over THOSE FAKING FAKERS WITH [[Aspergers Syndrome|ASPERGER'S]]. He also still thinks that ''The Lord of the Rings'' had owls in it. Chris claims to be still working on [[Sonichu]] but is seeking to post the comics on Lulu (ironically, a troll scheme was started like this), and setting up a date. The most telling part of this is the prelude to [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|Chris's return to the GAMe PLACe]]. As revealed in these letters, Chris wholly expected everyone inside the store to have forgotten about Chris and his antics as well as his banning only to learn that all has not been forgiven. As well, Jackie watched the video and became concerned over his antics. Jackie talks about what Chris did [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|on 12 April]]. By this time, however, Jackie is seeing the bigger picture about Chris, especially after she discovers the [[CWCki]], thanks to Chris.

At the end, however, it all goes downhill - Jackie has now learned that Chris doesn't even want to put in the minimum amount of work to even ''keep'' a [[sweetheart]] and, combined with what she learned about Chris's past e-girlfriends and a video he sent to her, Jackie still wants to try for some sort of relationship. However, in the end it's Chris, not Jackie, that ends the relationship - he feels that his lazy ass can't handle the rigors of being in a relationship and realizes that sending her to the CWCki was the stupidest thing ever. Jackie tries to get him to keep going, but he keeps going. In the end, it's Jackie who fires the last shot - she calls him out on what he truly is. Chris falls back on his [[autism]] card and tells her to tell it to someone who'd care.

Which would be everyone except for him.

==The letters==
Jackie's e-mails are in light red; Chris is in light blue.

====Chris is cute?!====
{{quoteboxred|Jackie 
April 5, 2010 - 6:24pm 
What kind of video games do you play besides [[Guitar Hero]]? I don't have any current consoles but I love my old playstation. I play on my friend's [[wii]] a lot, though. I like drawing and stuff, too.

Anyway, you're kind of cute, hope to hear back from you~~ :)}}

====Chris wants to be played like a PS3====
{{quotebox|Chris 
April 5, 2010 - 11:14pm 
I've just read your profile and saw your pic; you are pretty. I guess I'm a suitable candidate for you; I have [[fat|strong]] arms. You have a lot of fun things I totally agree on that we can do together.

To answer your question, I also play [[LittleBiGPlanet]], God of War, [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]; I have a wide collection. You would just have fun playing my games (if that's your pleasure), and I think you'd have fun [[Chris humps his PS3|playing me too.]] LOL

I am a [[Pokémon|Pok'emon]] Fanatic also; grew up on it since Pok'emon Red, and I've played a LOT of the [[TCG]] when I was going to the League (I'll tell you more about that later on).

So, magzine editor, huh; which mag? :)

The online thing is cool, but you and I should meet and hang out together ASAP. How about I meet you at the bar you go to (which bar would that be?) this coming friday? Say 6:00 or 7:00 PM?

Please reply and let me know if it is good for you.

Looking forward to your reply, 
Christian.}}

{{quoteboxred|Jackie 
April 6, 2010 - 2:57pm 
Hey, you wrote back! I literally have to run out the door right now but just wanted to let you know I'll write more later tonight. :)

Jackie}}

====STDs: the gift that keeps on giving====
{{quotebox|Chris 
April 6, 2010 - 5:38pm 
Jackie, huh? That's a fun name; it goes with your personality well (at least from what I've read so far). It says there that you are a Unitarian; it's cool. I'm a [[Chris and religion|Methodist]].

I wanted to check on this, but considering you've had a lot of [[sex]], have you have yourself checked recently for any STDs? [[Lie|I have to be careful these days]].

We can also talk over the phone if you want; let me know if you want to exchange numbers; if you don't, it's cool.

Waitin' for your next message. 
Christian.}}

{{quoteboxred|Jackie 
April 6, 2010 - 6:41pm 
Hey! Yeah, my name is Jacklyn, but everyone calls me Jackie. So a little more about me: I've never played Little Big Planet, isn't it just like a simple platformer? I was bigger into digimon than pokemon when I was a kid, but I loved red and blue. I bet you would be fun to play, though :)

To answer your question, I haven't really had a lot of sex partners or anything, didn't mean to give that impression - I just love [[sex]] when I am with someone. I've only been with six guys in my life. I haven't been tested in a while (never been in a situation where I thought I needed to, btw, but I have just to be careful), I'm seeing my gyno next week. Is testing something you do often? How many partners have you had, if I may ask?

This Friday is too short a notice for me, sorry, I'm swamped with projects this weekend. The school week is pretty much out for me too, I go to school in Staunton, but I come home every weekend. How about we plan on next Friday afternoon, though? In the meantime, we can email and learn more about each other?}}

====From porno to Pokémon====
{{quotebox|Chris 
April 6, 2010 - 8:46pm 
That's cool; I can do Friday of next week. As long as I get to meet you and hang and all that.

To answer your question, I am a [[Virgin with rage|virgin]]; I have never had sexual intercourse, but I have watched a number of XXX flicks, and I have a good number of ideas of what to do, and I am not a total nervous flake. [[Chris and Ego|I would not constantly ask, "Is this good for you"]] or "Am I doing it right?" I feel very confident in my abilities and knowledge. [[Fail|I have been checked a few months ago]], and [[Honesty|I am clean of any STDs]].

LittleBiGPlanet is kind of a platformer, but it is Customizable; you can create your OWN Levels, Publish them onto the Online LBP Server, and even Play Other People's Published Levels. Plus, the Sackperson is Customizable too; you can even make it look like a Charizard, Totodile, Goldeen, or any other person/animal/plant you want; Male or Female. I have created an Aqua Teen Hunger Force remake of the first two levels of Burgertime (in the Same Level). And more fun, I've created a fun, cute level that simulates a Fun Date, titled "A First Fun Date"; Best Enjoyed with a Couple. Maybe U + Me. ;)

I've been keeping up with Pok'emon up to Diamond/Pearl, and I have all Max Evolved Level 100 Pok'emon in my Diamond card. Including a Blaziken that I originally got in my Ruby, then traded to my Emerald, then moved it to my Diamond, that is Level 100, has earned over 20 Ribbons, and his name is Inuyasha.

Let me give you my e-mail address, [[Chris-Chan Sonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]]@aol.com; it is also my for AIM (and it can communicate with most other IMs). When you send me your first e-mail, please put in the subject, "Hey, It's Jackie" or something like that.

Which college are you going to, and what is your current major?

I look forward to the e-mail. XOXO 
Christian.}}

====What is job?====
{{quotebox|Chris 
April 7, 2010 - 7:38am 
My bad; I've just double-checked your profile; you've already graduated from college. So please disregard that last question. But I have to ask, you said you were going to school; is your editorial [[job]] there; please elaborate on that? And what did you graduate from college with?

Have a safe day. 
XOXOXO 
Christian.}}

{{quoteboxred|Jackie 
April 7, 2010 - 3:07pm 
Hey! Don't have a whole lot of time right now, but to answer your question: I actually only work part time as the editor of an in-school paper here. I did graduate from school with a degree in Sociology, but I only got that mostly because I didn't know what I wanted to do and figured I should get some kind of degree (isn't that what we all do, though :). So now I'm going back for my second degree, this time in journalism (hence the editing job, it's an internship for credit as well as a paycheck). Hey, I'll write more later tonight, gotta get back to class.

Jackie}}

====Chris hates authority====
{{quotebox|Chris 
April 7, 2010 - 6:06pm 
Very cool; now we have this communication link between us. Let me know if you want to start up an IM session later; I'll check back at about 8 or 9.

It's soo funny, because that's what happened to me at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]]. I originally had no clue what to major in at first; I felt fried in the head that day nearly a decade ago when I was starting up there. I picked a major in something of Marketing; it wasn't doing me all that justice, so upon my father's suggestion, I switched to [[CADD|Computer Aided Drafting and Design]]. I did better in passing there, yet I feel unsure of going into an Architecture job, but at least I have Computer Expertise and Experience under my wing (as well as the Degree and Certificate). At least I made my family happy, and made a major accomplishment of a College Degree.

Although, PVCC wasn't really the best place to be; I had fewer friends than I did back at [[Manchester High School|Manchester High]], plus the "Dean of Student Services", [[Mary Lee Walsh]], did not like me that much. Long Story Short, I started my Sweetheart Search back in August of '03 (choice method of attraction way back then was a [[attraction sign|sign]] next to me); she did not approve of it (made an impression that she was against [[Love Quest|True Love]] Searches); there was a major disagreement between us; I was kicked out of PVCC for a year with having to see a psychiatrist and take anger management; finished my major later; and to this day, she still hates me. In a bit of spite against her past attacks against my noble search, I portrayed her as a Witch Villain in my comic book series who caused chaos of destroying all True Love in my city of Cwcville, VA and such. About a year ago, I drew her an Apology Drawing and put it in a nice frame, hoping we could put the past unpleasantness behind us and make peace. A couple of days later after delivery of the drawing to her secretary, she sends me a Trespassing Notice; some "Thank You"...

Also, I stopped the sign usage like back in '04, when I realized that it only made me look retarded, of which I was and am not. The only local college I can even hang around at these days is the [[University of Virginia|UVA]].

{{anchor|Fiddlesticks}}
Speaking of which, I used to go to the ONE Pok'emon TCG League in Charlottesville at [[The GAMe PLACe|The (Game & Hobby) Place]] (Fridays from 5 - 7 PM). After being forced NOT to hook up my Wii to their TV (a few children missed out on the distribution of a Magmortar, Electivre and Surfing Pikachu that night), the "Manager", [[Michael Snyder]] forced me not to. Obviously I was angry at him (He had hated my guts for a long while as well). I later wrote an angry note of "Michael loves the [[Lie|Fiddlesticks]] out of Mary Lee Walsh"; he took it as an offense, and banned me from "his" property. This happened June of '08. In April of '09, I went in, hoping all was forgotten, looking to see if they had some Eye of Judgment cards in stock and how much; a cashier recognized me and he was like, "Did Mike say you could come back here?" I felt disturbed, so without causing trouble, I left peacefully. I'm thinkin' of trying again later this week and see what happens. I'm feelin' more assertive, so if I am asked that again, I will ask if Michael is still the "Manager", and see if the staff is telling the truth then.

But I digress about that history.

I've read you draw your own comics too; I'd like to see what you have drawn. :) Also, what's your favorite kind of music, or favorite singer, musician or band? And please tell me more about yourself.

And please feel free to check out some of my comic pages on my website, the [[Cwcipedia]] (A.K.A. CWC's [[Sonichu]] Site), http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Sonichu_Comic_Collection. With that, I should warn you that I am internet famous (it's NOT glamorous); I have a bunch of Internet Bullies and [[Trolls]] trying to bother me. I've had to deal with them quite a bit, and I remain cautious. They have HATE PAGES against me on the web; please pay no attention to them. And you will be safe, as long as I do not talk about you at all online, or you don't talk about me online. For example, don't use my name when blogging or talking about me to anyone else on the internet; you may make up a nickname of me (F.Y.I., my name spelled backwards is off-limits; my bad on that).

I warn you, because I care about you, especially when we're just getting started on being friends and getting to each other. Oh the stories I can share with you.

Hey, we all have our own problems; all we can do is [[Mass Debate|Keep a Happy Thought]]. [[Rape|You're my Happy Thought]], Jackie.

I'll TTYL; Stay Safe, 
Christian.}}

====That's what she said====
{{quoteboxred|Jackie 
April 7, 2010 - 8:48pm 
Hey, Christian.

A little more about your questions - my favorite band is the Crash Test Dummies, hands down. Something about the main singer's deep voice (I forget his name) just makes their music sound so sensual and romantic, have you ever heard them? I bet you have a nice deep voice. :) Like I said, I'm going to school for journalism, print journalism specifically, I just love current events and the way our world works. I'm sure I'll be able to apply my sociology degree too when I get out of school and get a job. It'll still be about two years before I graduate, though.

Hey, I also saw you said you are autistic. I confess, I don't know much about autism, could you tell me more about what it's like? I knew a kid when I was in grade school that sometimes picked fights with other boys because he had autism, but I didn't know him well, but he got pretty violent. Or maybe he had aspergers, actually - they're the same thing, actually, right? I have a friend who is a therapist and works with children with developmental disorders, I think that's what she said.

Yeah, I had some friends that went into architecture, it's a long process, you have to get a masters before you can use it. But you have a CADD degree, that's cool, computer technology is so interesting because it's everywhere and someone who knows them can get almost any kind of job. What do you do for a living? I bet you're some kind of visual design specialist or consultant for an advertiser or something, right? Judging that because of the degree and how creative you are. That sounds awful about the experience you had with your dean; why does she still hate you? Are you still in contact with her even after graduating? As for the Game Place, you should totally go in and do that, I love when men are assertive and take charge! I think you should go in and tell them that it's only fair that you be allowed back in now after so much time, and if they make a fuss you should demand to speak to the manager so you can hash things out like adults. Let me know how that goes, I want to know!

I don't have any of my comics to send to you with me (not ones that are good enough to show anybody, anyway) but I'll draw some stuff and send it to you soon. I went to your page about your sonichu comic, but when I click on the chapter pages it just has a bunch of weird messages, and one has a picture of [[Clyde Cash|some guy from the Jersey Shore]] or something, did you send me to the wrong website? I'd still love to see some of your sonichu. But I'm surprised I haven't heard of it before, if you have trolls that must mean you have fans and are kind of popular too, right? What do they troll you about? But thank you so much for warning me and being upfront and honest with me, that's very sweet and I'm glad you care :) I don't think I'll be able to IM tonight, I think I'm kind of getting a little flu and want to get to bed early so I have plenty of rest. But I want to hear more of these stories, you sound like you've had a very interesting life.

I'll be thinking of you ~ ~

Jackie}}

====Chris got his degree for Cwcville====
{{quotebox|Chris 
April 7, 2010 - 11:07pm 
I thought Crash Test Dummies may be the band; I've read you went to a concert of theirs recently, but I wanted to make sure. I've heard a sample of them from Napster; they do sound good. You may also like Celtic Thunder; they're good too. I do have a [[Chris and health#Other deformities|deep bass voice]], although sometimes it does go up in pitch, but I'm working on that.

Please don't get me started with [[Aspergers]]; I have nothing against the people, it's just that I can not accept Aspergers and Autism being of the same classification. In my opinion, Aspergers is not as fierce as Autism; they have Better Social Skills, and they are Less likely to become low-functioning [[retards]]. However, in my experience with my Autism, I have in my childhood did not talk from 1.5 to 7 years of age (I first spoke at 6 weeks with "Monkey"; likely trying to say "Mommy"; I was with her while she was shopping that day). I did not pick many fights, although because they did not understand Autism and were scared, about 4th and 5th grade, the staff of [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|Nathaniel Greene Elementary]] pinned me down on the floor and tape-recorded my screams, and they tried to put me in a mental institution. My [[mom]] and [[dad]] did not want that, so we move to Chesterfield County where I was continued to be mainstreamed at [[Chris's education#Providence Middle School|Providence Middle]] and Manchester High; I took a lot of Coping Skill courses as well. I feel I have overpowered some of my symptoms, such as social shyness, yet I still have some trouble maintaining eye-contact, unless I Have a Strong, Good emotional bond with the other person. You can learn more of the autistic traits on autism.org, or look it up on wikipedia.

Actually, I am not currently employed; I've been concentrating on my Sonichu books the past number of years, although I have worked at a [[Wendys]] then with [[Cutco]] cutlary for a while. I am looking to work at the new [[Wal-Mart]] here in [[Ruckersville]] that will be opening in a few months. The store is not currently selectable on the online application site, so I'm waiting for that. I've been on [[Monthly tugboat|Social Security]] in the meantime, and I am managing it [[Chris and money|well]].

I use what I've learned in CADD to help me better design my buildings and surroundings of Cwcville. I even have printed blueprints for a two-story Mall, WITH a Mayor's Office on the 2nd floor, overlooking the Front Entrance from the last CADD class I took at PVCC. It also has a Pok'emon Center Store, like they had in New York City before they turned it into a Nintendo Store.

I have not been in contact with Mary since that last trip to PVCC. As for reasons why she still has a thing against me, 1) There was that time in her office I overreacted and raised my voice against her (really scared her); no physical violence, but I did [[curse]] her with bad luck and misfortune. I removed it remotely when I drew that apology drawing about a year ago. 2) I portrayed her constantly as a Witch in my stories, which I later remedied by a) changing the character name to "Slaweel Ryam", which is a [[Chris and English|palindrome]] of "Mary Lee Walsh" (minus the "H"), and b) removing that character in Book 10 in the final confrontation between me and her. 3) Following the Character Representation, I gave her a Local Bad Rap at PVCC; a number of students who did not see eye-to-eye with her either.

And BTW, thanks for letting me know about that; I did send you the correct link, but the deal was you click [show] then click a page to view; the "Issue #" links were originally left blank, but a month ago, a troll and his crew managed to Hack into the impenetrable security of the site (even though it is Wikipedia-Editable-Style, and ONLY I, the SysOp and GoogleAds have Full Control of editing ANYTHING on the Cwcipedia); they just slandered it with grotesque image replacements, page edits and whatnot. The SysOp and I managed to clean up most of the mess, but some things are likely overlooked, so Thank You, Jackie for finding that error for me. I am reprogramming them to redirect to Page 1 of their respective books. I also have good HTML education and experiences. I created the Original "[[CWC's Sonichu Site!|CWC's Sonichu Site]]", as well as my past "CWC's Pok'eSite 2!" from raw HTML and PC Notepad scratch. Then I found Netscape Composer later on. I still have a lot of HTML knowledge in between my memory and my notes I took, plus I can look up the code when I need it in Google or something.

Yes I do have a lot of fans, and I appreciate their support, but due to the Troll stress I've been dealing with for the past 2.5 years (since November 2007 when I first found the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page of me they started). Since then, I have learned and continue to use better internet caution, most difficult passwords, and keeping my real life OFF of the internet, so the trolls won't know who to threaten in real life or come after me in further bully attacks. Between them all, a few trespassed into our yard, placed a wrongful sign there, and egged our house. Some have [[Prank calls|pranked and threatened phone-called]] us between our house phone and mine and my mother's cell phones (mine mostly; thank God for Caller ID). Plus I have been in and out of online relationships, that went nowhere in-person. Some "Women" were actually Men pretending to be women. And among the Real Women, they either [[Ivy|died]], [[Pandahalo|got raped]], or were coerced to their "[[Kacey|Dark Side]]". At least I do have a few Real Friends helping protect me and my work from the trolls.

That's another thing, in my life, I have had mostly [[gal pal|female friends]], as well as a few male friends/acquaintances. Yet I am still a straight man missing out on the action. One count was that up until I turned 21, I was naive and dumb on the subject of Dating (I did take sex-ed in high school, and I've started watching man-on-woman porn at 16). Within the past few years recently, I've developed the idea of [[Dating Education]] Classes; The School System SHOULD have taught that Alongside or Before Sexual Education. God knows it would have wised me up a lot sooner. There's an episode in my comics describing the basic idea of a Dating Education Class.

But I digress. I'm sorry you aren't feeling well. My advice; drink plenty of water and Orange Juice, and eat Chicken Noodle Soup. Plus the anti-flu/cold medication, such as Tylenol, or a Non-Aspirin substitute, such as what drug stores like CVS sell. And rest/relaxation of course. You can draw, play your Playstation, read or whatever you feel like within your reach.

Feel better soon, and stay safe, Sweetie. 
XOXOXO 
Christian.}}

====No pictures! It's a trap!!====
{{quoteboxred|Jackie 
April 8, 2010 - 5:48pm 
Hey, Chris! I'll write more later (I'm sure you see the pattern, but daytime is pretty busy for me these days), but can I ask you to write to me at [censored] from now on? Yahoo mail is screwing up for me lately.

Jackie}}

{{quotebox|Chris 
April 8, 2010 - 1:57pm 
I wanted to let you know that I really appreciate your sweetness and compassion you have shown me so far; please keep it up. Also, I wanted to ask, you live in Charlottesville and you commute to Staunton for your college and work; is that correct? Do you live by yourself, roommate or with your family? And tell me a bit about your family; mom, dad, sisters/brothers and such. I want to hear more stories of you too; my life is interesting, but I want to hear more about you too.

I'll be thinking fondly of you too, Sweetie, and I hope you are feeling better. 
Have a sweet day and stay safe, 
XOXOXO 
Christian.}}

{{quotebox|Chris 
April 8, 2010 - 2:03pm 
I've copied your pic and I am using it as the wallpaper on my [[PSP of Fail|PSP]] (it's rotated, so I have to rotate my PSP to see you upright). May I have some more pics of you, please? I'm thinking one that would be perfect is a photo of you relaxing on your bed reading your book, so then it can be like I'm chillin' with you. Also, I like your hair style and it's color; it looks natural. ;)}}

====Chris gets a lesson on Asperger's Syndrome====
{{quoteboxred|Jackie 
April 8, 2010 - 6:02pm 
Hey! I got a little break time to write in.

So that's weird what you say about autism and aspergers not being linked. Like I said I have that friend of mine who is a clinical psychologist and works with helping autistic children develop skills and socialize and stuff like that, and she says that aspergers is actually just another kind of autism. I went to that autism.org website and typed in aspergers, and the first page that came up had this on it: "Sometimes people assume everyone who has autism and is high-functioning has Asperger's syndrome. However, it appears that there are several forms of high-functioning autism, and Asperger's syndrome is one form." So aspergers really is a form of high-functioning autism then, right? My friend says that aspergers wasn't really classified until 1994 or something, so it's a really recent development in the field of psychology, maybe your information is just a little out of date? But you said your school teachers tape-recorded your screams? Why would they do that? Maybe they were just trying to help you? I know when I was about 6 I had to get a routine shot at the doctors office but I hated needles and was so scared, I screamed and fought and they needed three nurses to hold me in place... it was scary at the time, but I know they didn't mean me harm. (I respect those doctors and nurses for having to handle scared little kids like that, must be heartbreaking for them to know they can't comfort a scared kid like that.)

So you're not employed but you're applying at Wal-Mart? It's good that your looking for a job, but don't you want to make use of your CADD degree? I know I was annoyed when I first got out of school the first time because it was hard to find jobs with my sociology degree, that's part of why I went back, I wanted to augment it with something. You should go into design or advertising or something like that. I'm still a little confused on what Cwcville is, is it in your sonichu cartoon? I'm sorry, I still haven't read any of your sonichu :(... is it a comic that has a lot of architecture themes? How do you apply your CADD degree to it? If you haven't talked to your Dean, that's probably good, why do you think she is still mad at you though? I think most people are pretty forgiving. Hey, are you still planning on going to that Game Place though? I'm really excited to hear what happens there! I think it's SO sexy when a man stands up for himself... :')

I'm sorry to hear you've been unlucky in love... I know exactly what that's like. You said some of your girlfriends have been raped though!? That's horrible, I am SO sorry that you and they had to go through that. Can you tell me a little about that? Unless it's too private or painful, if it's none of my business then just ask me to leave it be, I know how traumatic such an experience can be (I have a friend who was raped in high school, her life was almost completely ruined, she still has trouble trusting people, it's so sad).

I don't know if dating education could work though, I don't know how that would work really, I don't think dating is something that can really be taught, it depends on whether two people have a connection I think (kind of like what you and I have :). Um, not to be rude or anything sweetie, but I would suggest that you don't talk about watching porn in our emails where we're still getting to know each other... I know you say you have trouble being shy and knowing what to say sometimes sweetie, just helping you out :)

Anyway, I gotta go now, but write me back! I can't wait to hear about what happens at the Game Place!

Jackie}}

====She likes Sonichu... >_<====
{{quoteboxred|Jackie 
April 8, 2010 - 6:54pm 
Hey sweetie! Got a little more free time than I thought I would have, so I went to look at some of your sonichu comic. I love it! It's so edgy, I like the page you just put up on the front page where sonichu is holding a rifle and threatening his enemy (who is that guy? or is it supposed to be a girl, he has a skirt?). So, what is this current plot arc or story or whatever?

Also, I was thinking about the Game Place thing a little more, I wanted to tell you that you should do it like a sit-in: if they pick a fight with you, just sit down on the ground peacefully until they agree to resolve it with you. Peaceful resistance, just like what Gandhi did, you know? But it sounds kind of like they might try to deny things or lie like they did before, I think you should record it, maybe? Because they are discriminating against you and all, I mean it would be a good idea to have a recording in case you need to prove that they lied later, so they can't do a "our word against yours" thing to you. Sorry, I'm just really excited to hear how that goes!

Oh, and some more of your questions: my family lives in Charlottesville but I stay in the dorm in Staunton with three roommates; I go to [censored], actually, but I almost always come home and stay in Charlottesville with my parents on the weekends. My parents have been married for 30 years (just had their anniversary in October), I have one younger sister who's still in high school, and an older brother who lives in Pennsylvania, he's a pediatrician, actually. And you're so sweet about my picture! I'll take some more and send them to you in a bit. I like that you can see me whereever you go now :)

Talk to you soon,

Jackie ~ ~ :')}}

====Chris's only friends: trolls and his parents====
{{quotebox|Chris 
April 8, 2010 - 11:09pm 
Hey, Sweetie. Thank you for letting me know about your new e-mail address. BTW, I've noticed in the "From" field of the e-mails, it says "Jacklyn [censored]"; please verify if [censored] is your last name. Also, that rifle-image you saw on the Cwcipedia, that is another Troll Problem of mine. See, this dude, Alec Benson Leary, who made up his own fanfiction of my Sonichu works, [[Asperchu]], has been trying to 1-up me for months now. He purchased the adspace on the Cwcipedia, and once in a while, he makes a damn attempt to grind my gears and steal my fans by putting up his badly drawn stuff in the adspace. [[Alec Benson Leary calls|I had talked with him before to not do that, and he still does it]], and I do not appreciate it. I'm a bit obsessive-compulsive, and after seeing his pages, and what he was doing in crappy parody of me and my characters, it pisses me off. Also, that guy on that page; that is a bad facsimile of me; I did [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|a video]] on my YouTube in a Kilt for a past girlfriend, who dumped me; [[Damien Antaria (CWCipedia page)|I moved on]].

The story of [[The Wallflower|that girlfriend]]; she and I had met at a social even; we found lots in common; we were starting work on a book of a King who was changed into a Guiding Owl (like the Owl of Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings). I came up with the concept. I created a sample of the story in a LittleBiGPlanet Level; a Foretaste, and I said it was a "Chris Chan/Damien Anteria" (her pen name) production. My trolls had the know of me finding this lady, but not of her real name. I had thought using her pen name was safe; she had some of her own fanfiction online. But she had to have a damn [[Facebook]] Page. The trolls found her real name and info; made up a mockery page of her on one of their websites; she was informed and [[Wallflower E-mails 3|became really angry at me and dumped me]]. Even worse, they pestered her and her family with phone calls and pretending to be me. It made me very sad, and I suffered a lingering heartache for over two weeks. I recovered a while later, and I moved on.

With that, about the past girlfriend who was raped; she lived in Australia; we were getting along great on Skype talk for months. Then the Troll, [[Clyde Cash]], found her and flew all the way there and Raped her. After that, I had not heard from her. She was going to come to Virginia and continue our relationship in person after she graduated from her college there. I had later read of the Australian bushfires that spread and took a number of lives. Without a word from her, I had assumed she was dead. It left me very sad for weeks. I did [[KCWC Top 10 Dedication Special|special dedications]] for her now and then. Then, well over a year later, [[Clyde_E-mails#Panda_Correspondence_.E2.80.94_March_17.2C_2010|I FINALLY get to hear from her again]], through Clyde Cash. Apparently after that rape, she not only got knocked-up, but she became a sex addict, and she left Australia, married and moved in with Clyde.

I will never forgive Clyde; he had hacked into my e-mail accounts, ebay, my Past Tripod Webhost Account, as well as a few others that later followed. And he managed to spend off of my debit card on Amazon. Fortunately, I had successfully undid that damage, with changing my bank account numbers and getting a new card. I almost lost my PayPal as well, but I managed to save that. He also pestered me with phone calls, [[Hooker incident|sending unwanted prostitutes to my house]] (who my family and I later turned into the police and had arrested with a quick photo of their front license plate on their car). He also hacked into my Playstation Network account twice. He has done too much for me to ever forgive him, that damn son of a bitch.

Going back to Alec, he was a dude who disagreed with me and my view of the Autism/Asperger issue; he has Aspergers. That disagreement was one factor in our disputes and his attacks on my Cwcipedia. And the Autism/Asperger issue, YES I will admit SCIENCE stupidly decided to link the two, but as an [[Slow-in-the-mind|individual person]], I do not, and I will not ever agree with them. All it is really is [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|MOVING the Spotlight from us Autistics to the Aspergers]]. I have had to suffer and recover in my whole lifetime with my autism; I refuse to let something that has a name that sounds like a bad cut of meat and is NOT as Special as us take our light away.

As for ANY "pages" that appear wrongfully on my website's adspace, Please disregard and ignore those; they are NOT mine, and I have never approved of them.

<nowiki>*sigh*</nowiki>

Anyway, you have a great idea on my thing at the Game Place; a Sit-In. I will remember that if they give me trouble and don't want to resolve it and make peace. Although I would first give them my scary, [[The Creepy Stare |intimidating glare of anger]] . That is something I'd rather do than violence. The only time I would throw a punch would be in self-defense. [[CWC Fighter|I'm a tough fighter]].

Dating Education can work, because there are a LOT of people who have little knowledge of what to say or do when asking a person of their opposite gender out as well as the concept of where to go and do for the dates. I mean Sexual Education ALONE is okay, but the question still would remain for those who do not know, HOW DO WE EVEN GET TO DATE #1 that would lead to that? It does not come natural to some; it was not natural for me.

Currently I am living with my mom and dad; they're retired now, but my father, [[Robert Franklin Chandler Jr]], was an Engineer with General Electric. He designed the controls for Plastic Molding machines and others. Without my dad, we would not have something as simple as the plastic soda bottles. My mom, [[Barbara Ann Weston Chandler]], did mostly secretarial work and recovery for Virginia Power (which is now Dominion Power) and First North American National Bank (FNANB). I have two half-brothers and a half-sister. Joseph [[Cole Smithey]], of my mother, is currently in New York City, living with his girlfriend and her family, and is a movie reviewer with a website; http://www.colesmithey.com. Of my dad, Dr. David Alan Chandler is an Optometrist in Chesterfield County; he is married and has a daughter named Savannah. And then there's Carol Suzanne Chandler; she got a PhD in Math; last my father and I heard, she was working with the Government in D.C.

To answer your question of wanting to something with my degree, other than architecture (which that job does not thrill me), I feel uncertain of which local jobs I could get with it, especially their availability of being open for application in constant question; it's a low availability.

I have heard of [censored] before; good place. My father pointed it out for me a few times when we visited Staunton in my past. Mom and dad used to take me sometimes to the Gypsy Hill Park's Playground (it's the park with the big duck pond and the little train that runs in warm weather for the children. :) There's also a baseball field and a pool. We also sometimes enjoy(d) dining at Country Cookin' restaurants; there's one in a mall there in Staunton; you may be able to find its address on countrycookin.com.

There's a number of [[Nudes|good pictures]] of me on the Cwcipedia, look up the page, "Christian in his own words"; there is an expandable gallery of photos on the bottom. I look forward to seeing more photos of you; have fun with them. :)

Let me guess, since you're living in Staunton, the bar you go to on some Fridays is in Staunton also? It is cool; I have driven myself to Staunton before, so I am capable of coming to you. As for our plan for our meet next Friday; did you have in mind you coming to C-Ville for that date, or should I plan on making the trip to you? I'm just clarifying it. If I was to come over there, and it gets late, I'll probably have to crash at your place for the night. So, please let me know in your reply. ;)}}

====Photoshop bad. Hand-drawing good.====
{{quotebox|Chris 
April 8, 2010 - 11:19pm 
I hit Send instead of Save Draft before I finished that e-mail.

The main story of my comics are within My Pages; my hand-drawing style
is easy to recognize, so please don't confuse it with anyone else's
(especially Alec), as well as messed-up photoshop versions the trolls
have put together in the past.

I'll wrap this up for now, and I am looking forward to meeting you, and
I will be continuing to think of you fondly. You [[mass debating|warm up my heart]],
Jackie. :)

Stay Safe, 
XOXOXO 
Christian.}}

====Jackie loves Asperchu====

{{quoteboxred|Jackie 
April 9, 2010 - 4:54pm 
Wow, you have a lot to say, don't you? :)

I understand your hesitation about not knowing what kind of job you can get with your degree, like I said, I've been there too. You should do what I did and go back to school! Now that you're older I'm sure you've thought a lot about what type of career you'd like to have, you can go back and get any kind of degree you want, maybe you can also find a way to use your first one like I'm doing.

But you know, I followed the link of that Asperchu on the front page and spent over two HOURS reading it last night, I thought it was so funny and well-written, honey I'm so sorry, I thought it was YOURS! I can't believe that about that guy that draws it, that's just terrible. But I'm surprised a troll would go to such lengths, he's still drawing it every day and making updates and writing letters to his fans, even though you don't seem to care about Asperchu anymore, why would he keep doing that if you weren't paying attention? Did you maybe try talking to him nicely about the adspace and finding out why he was doing it, it just seems weird to me that he would keep doing that unless he had a reason. Anyway, enough of that, I was disappointed because I was looking for your recent comic pages but it doesn't look like you've been drawing much lately...? I thought Sonichu was so important to you considering how much you loved telling me about it, I thought it was like a daily webcomic that you did like Asperchu was, it seemed like that was your focus since you're not employed. And I'm kind of confused, is Sonichu supposed to be a children's comic? Because you censor swearing and have important morals and things like a kid's cartoon would have all over the place, but then you have stuff like that violent trial, where you killed those strange children (couldn't figure out who they were in the story, btw)... I like a story with violence, believe me, but I'm just confused who the target audience is?

And honey, I'm not really sure why you say science is "stupid", scientists put a lot of time and research into their work, like my psychiatrist friend. I don't get why you think autism is about having a "spotlight", I mean, people with aspergers have big problems too, my friend works with quite a few children with aspergers, its no picnic, they work their whole lives to overcome their effects too. Besides, if aspergers is a type of autism, then wouldn't you all just share the same "spotlight", what's wrong with that? I mean, everyone who has a problem they need help with deserves some attention, don't you think?

Anyway, I would love to see some new comics on your site, I'm gonna be honest, I really want a guy who's motivated, you know? Have you gone to the Game Place yet? Make sure you do record yourself being peaceful so they can't lie and turn it against you. I'm still excited to hear how it goes!

TTYS,

~ ~ Jackie ~ ~}}

====Comics on Lulu, Chris is still working, Chris hates Aspergers====

{{quotebox|Chris 
April 9, 2010 - 8:46pm 
I am uncertain of going back to school at the moment, and I am still uncertain of what career I feel would be best for me. I have printed the message, and I will keep your suggestion in my mind. Thank you. :)

Sonichu has been, and still is, very important to me. As for the contents of the 10th book, with [[Sonichu 10#Forgiveness...?|the Trial]] and anything to do with Alec and those guys, will be swapped out for new pages I am working on. I've been on a hiatus from the internet, and recovering the inspiration to get back to my work, Free of most Troll Influence. It was that influence that made me feel such irritation to draw what I drew there. I originally started the books, YES for a rating of TV-Y7, and that same influence from the past few years drew me to go into [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|adult themes]].

I lost focus, and I am regaining it from the hiatus. In a short while, I plan on putting my #0 book onto Lulu.com, to see how that would work, and let that go on a monthly new release. With reasonable page-removal/swapping, so it can be of TV-Y7 rating. Within the first 10 books, I put too much of myself into the story (a later-learned big mistake). But as I had stated in that book, [[Lie|I will be making less appearances]], and letting the stories focus more around Sonichu and [[Rosechu]], as it should have been. And the villains will be less real-life based; thank God for my creation of [[Count Graduon]]; he will possess Metal Sonichu on the moon and make his return in 12 or later. I am very motivated.

I do agree, everyone who has a problem deserve some attention. My [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|opinions on the asperger symptom]] is just a piece of my OCD, and I feel the topic is better less discussed around me. Very much the same as my opinion on how my characters are being wrongfully portrayed by other people, because I feel it is an invasion into my world as I see and have made of it. But as long as I am still alive, all of the ideas and status of Sonichu, Rosechu, the city of Cwcville, and all that continue to remain sound and good as I see it.

I feel my comics are LESS of a webcomic and more of paper comic; I only shared it on the Sonichu Site originally, because it was a part of the Sonichu Universe. A big difference in webcomics and paper comics, from my point of view, webcomics are more of a daily panel, like in a newspaper, or if full-page, they are more likely computer-drawn, and they do appear on a daily basis. Paper Comics are the FULL books, where the whole story is elaborated, and it gets told on a monthly or so basis. I feel my books are better off as Monthly, since it is on Paper, and there are a LOT of pages and Sound Thought put into them.

New comics pages WILL be put up onto the [[Cwcipedia]] in due time, and for right now, I am concentrating on going self-publishing with Lulu, getting them better edited for the TV-Y7 audiences, and continuing with my stories. And I am also concentrating on my real life and seeking out the True Love I have been looking for, and I am thinkin' it'll be with you, Jackie-Heart. ;) I have a ton in mind for my "Second Season"; the stories are of my idea for the video game I often advertised on the backs of my books, "[[Sonichu Adventure|Sonichu's Adventure]]". Basically, it is the stories of adventures between Sonichu, Rosechu and each of the [[Chaotic Combo|other main Electric-Hedgehogs]]. Like for example, Wild Sonichu's story is of after he loses his father to some Pok'emon poachers (possibly of Team Rocket and Giovanni), and years later, he hears the call of his father from afar, and he sets forward to find and rescue him. The ending being he finds his Scyther father evolved to a Scizor, and it draws into a plot [[Ripped off|similar]] to that in Star Wars between Luke and Vader.

I will be making the trip to [[the Game Place]] within the next few days; I [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|will bring a recorder to get the event down]], and I will let you know how it turns out.

Anyway, I would like to talk more about you as well as me, so please fill me in on some your own memories and events. Like you can tell me some of your high school or college stories, some of the things that happen while you're relaxing, hanging out or whatever. And I still would like the confirmation on our plans for our meeting date; do tell what you have in mind, Sweetie. <3

I'm thinking fondly of you. You stay safe, and have a good day.

XOXOXOXO 
Christian.}}

====Answer: No, Chris can't sing====

{{quoteboxred|Jackie 
April 9, 2010 - 9:09pm 
Hi honey :)

I'm glad you'll think about going back to school, it's important to have goals. I'm curious, why did you pursue the CADD degree in the first place?

I don't have much time to talk, I'm exhausted. I spent six hours in class today and then had to work at the paper for another four, now I've got a huge anthropology project I need to start putting together. What about you, what did you do today? You must have drawn some pages today, right? How about Lulu, did you get any of your books up there yet? I know a couple people that have published stuff on Lulu, like poetry books and stuff, they say it's really easy and quick, the website pretty much does all the work for you. Oh! When exactly are you going to the Game Place? I'm really excited about it. If you're not doing anything tomorrow you should go then!

Hey, you know I was showing our emails to my roommate and talking about you with her, and when she saw the part where you said you have a deep voice, and I was wondering... do you sing at all? It'd be nice to hear your voice.

~ ~ Jackie ~ ~}}

====Chris is lazy, Hates simple chores====

{{quotebox|Chris 
April 10, 4:20pm 
I'll go to the Game Place after [[Church]] tomorrow, and I'll be getting started on Lulu.com today. I have a few new pages drawn, but I ask you to not [[Stress|pressure]] me on that every e-mail, please. To talk about it every once in a while is cool.

I have videos on YouTube of myself (the most recent has my deep voice, and there are a few of me [[Chris and music#Singing|singing]]); my current account is ChristianWChandler (http://www.youtube.com/user/ChristianWChandler), and my past account (lost the password long ago, and have been unable to log back into it) is CChan6789 (http://www.youtube.com/user/CChan6789). Plenty of past vocal and singing videos between the two. :) Although, I did sometimes act a bit [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|immature]]; I am only human, so please disregard those.

I think I've said this before, but originally, out of confusion, my original major was something of Marketing. After consultation with my father, I later switched to CADD as my major. So, I had two reasons for the CADD; it dealt with computers, and because of my father. His intentions were good; he was thinking of possible job opportunities for me and whatnot.

I have been helping my family with chores lately; moving tree branches, disposing of garbage, as well as a few errands. Yesterday, I went out for groceries; I put a Phillips 2003 Flat-Screen TV (with a big back) into my car to either be sold at a pawn shop or donated to the new Goodwill that will be opening soon in Ruckersville. And today, I'll be changing the flea/tick collars on my [[Chandler Cats|three cats]]; Lucy, Kitty and Scamper. Photos of the cats are attached, as well as a photo of my late dog, [[Patti]]; she died June of 2006 at 18 years of age. She was a sweet and good dog. Kitty was close friends with her.

I'm going to head to Lulu.com now, so I'll send another e-mail later. I still need confirmation of the details of our little date next Friday.

Stay Safe, and have a good day, Sweetie. :-* 
XOXOXO 
Christian.}}

====Jackie urges Chris to record the Game Place audio====

{{quoteboxred|Jackie 
April 10, 2010 - 5:47pm 
Hey!

Aw, your cats are cute! So it sounds like yesterday you just took it easy, hm? We all need days like those, I remember about a month ago I came home one weekend and just helped my dad wash and wax his car (he loves classic cars, we always bonded over that stuff when I was little), then we went for a long bike ride, it was just a fun, relaxing day. What's a busy day like for you? I'm sorry if I was pressuring you, but... you loved to share your updates with me on the comic, I thought you were doing it all the time. I mean, you're 28 and you don't have a job, I thought the comic was what you were going for professionally.

I'm glad you're going to the store tomorrow! Hey, like I said, when you go to the Game Place, make SURE you bring your camera and record it, it's very important you have a record of the whole thing so they can't lie later about you. I can't wait to hear the results! Oh, and about the date, since I'll be coming home to Charlottesville, I was thinking you could pick a place that you like, maybe. What kind of places do you like to go?

Let me know how things go,

~ ~ Jackie ~ ~}}

====Jackie's Questionaire 1====

{{quoteboxred|Jackie 
April 10, 2010 - 7:46pm 
Hey, my roommate showed me a little questionnaire she did when she met her new boyfriend to help them get to know each other, I thought it would be a cute way for us to learn a few more things about each other. I don't have it in front of me but I'll put the questions I remember and then give my answers.

What is your favorite time of day? Mine is in the evening.
 When did you have your first kiss? I was 16.
 Who was your childhood hero? Mine was Spider-man.
 Have you ever been outside the country? If so, where to? I've never been, although I almost went to France once.
 How old were you when you learned Santa Clause isn't real? I don't think I ever really believed in Santa, actually.
 When was the first time you fell in love? I was 17... it didn't last very long.
 When was the saddest time in your life? For me, probably when my parents got divorced when I was a kid. (They got back together, thankfully.)
 When was the happiest time in your life? I think the first time I fell in love was... again, didn't last very long.

I don't remember any other questions, but I'd love to see your answers!

Kisses,

~ ~ Jackie ~ ~}}

====Chris' Questionaire #1====

{{quotebox|Chris 
April 11, 2010 7:49am 
Firstly, Sonichu and Rosechu ARE a top priority project of mine, and I AM [[CWC Blog#10 March 2010|working on going Professional]] with the books. Originally, and mostly, it was a hobby of mine, and I do have some fun with the drawing and coloring. But of course life isn't just about comic book pages; I felt partially empty, because I have not had a woman as a [[Sweetheart]] by my side in real life. And I've had my troubles with the internet bullies; that only made me feel weighed down emotionally. But as I live on, off of the internet and [[Anti Troll Movement Video1|putting]] [[100 2270|the trolls]] [[100 2267|behind me]], and being found by you, Jackie. :) I am feeling a better sense of peace and happiness.

To answer that set of questions...

-What is your favorite time of day? I'd say the evening/night.
 -When did you have your first kiss? Depends. If you mean for me to kiss a woman outside of my family on the cheek, then that would be when I was 19. If you mean mouth-to-mouth with optional tongue-play, then I have not done that in my life yet.
 -Who was your childhood hero? I had two; first was the [[American Rabbit]], then Sonic the Hedgehog dashed in.
 -Have you ever been outside the country? If so, where to? I have never been outside of the [[United States]].
 -How old were you when you learned [[Santa Clause]] isn't real? Learned: I'm not sure; maybe 15 or 16. Gave up on Santa: 24 (when he would not [[Women's Rights|bring me a woman to be mine]] for three years).
 -When was the first time you fell in love? First time ever, I was in the 3rd Grade; her name was Tiffany Robbinson; she was a pretty girl. We hung out and talked often. Then during the 4th Grade, she dumped and left me.
 -When was the saddest time in your life? When my dog, Patti, passed away on June 27, 2006.
 -When was the happiest time in your life? After you found, contacted and made me feel better, Jackie-Heart. <3<3<3<3<3<3<3

Answering short questions like those, telling my life stories, or even just talkin' about whatever with you; I feel better discussing those over work-topics or things that really grind my gears in extended periods. I think you can relate with me on that.

Let me ask you a few more questions...

-What are some TV shows you like to watch? I enjoy the classics, such as "[[I Love Lucy]]" and [[Red Skelton]], but I also enjoy some of today's adult comedies like "[[Family Guy]]", "[[South Park]]", "[[The Simpsons]]", and I also like "Seinfeld" and "Friends" to name a few.
 -What is your dream? I have a [[Dreams|dream]] where I feel I am destined to have a [[Daughter]] named Crystal Weston Chandler with my future wife. Also, if there is a boy later, I like the name [[Reginald]] for him.
 -What is your favorite color? I like Blue, specifically [[Chris and art#Choices of materials and technology|Crayola's Battery-Charged Blue]].
 -When's your birthday? I was born February 24, 1982.
 -Name a place where you can feel a sense of peace and happiness hanging around in. I like a sunny day at a grassy field with a few trees in the mountains.
 -What's your favorite ice cream flavor? I like Mint/Chocolate Chip.
 -What's your favorite pizza topping? I like Spinach (mushrooms optional).
 -What is a word you just really hate hearing/being called? [[Naive]]; it questions my mentality and experience.
 -What is your favorite school subject? I enjoyed Math.

Also, I like doing Sudoku puzzles; do you sudoku?

I gtg get ready for [[church]] now; I will be going by the Game Place afterwards, and I will let you know how that goes later.

Stay Safe, Sweetie. 
Hugs and Kisses, 
Christian.}}

====Places in Charlottesville====

{{quotebox|Chris 
April 11, 2010 - 8:28am 
As for places I like to go, we can meet by the Starbucks Kiosk in Fashion Square Shopping Center. Or we can meet up in the Downtown Mall by the Paramount. I am open for your suggestions as well. Please let me know what time will be good for you; currently, I'm thinking 4:00 PM. Also, I've just checked on readthehook.com, and I have found a bit of good music entertainment on the 16th; Bob Bennetta will be playing in Fellini's #9 at 6:00. And we'll see [[Hanky-panky|where the night leads us]]. ;)

TTYL. XOXOXOXO 
Christian.}}

==See also==
*[[Jackie E-mails part 2]]
*[[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]]
*[[To Jackie, with Love.MOV]]
*[[Song for Jackie.MOV]]
*[[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV]]

{{emails}}

[[Category:E-mails]]

2012

2010-12-13T19:05:32Z

Sonichu: That's how I imagine the end

Things <s>planned</s> that will happen in '''2012''':

'''21 December 12:59pm:''' Chris finally found a girl who was willing to have sex with him as long as he wouldn't turn on the light. 
'''12:59:51:''' While they are doing it, Chris can't resist and turns on the light. 
'''12:59:52:''' The girl is a guy! 
'''12:59:53:''' Chris is shocked... 
'''12:59:54:''' ...curious... 
'''12:59:55:''' ...pleasantly surprised... 
'''12:59:56:''' ...really turned on... 
'''12:59:57:''' ...omg! he cums... 
'''12:59:58:''' ...and finally admits to himself... 
'''12:59:59:''' ...that he is indeed... 

'''WORLD ENDS'''

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2010-12-13T03:09:33Z

Sonichu: /* CWCki is pretty dead */

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2010-12-13T03:09:15Z

Sonichu: /* CWCki is pretty dead */

Chris and hypocrisy

2010-12-12T15:44:49Z

Sonichu:

{{quote|I am a man who stands strong and true and by the main woman in his life.|[[Chris]], on remaining faithful to [[Ivy]]<ref name="Vanessa IRC Chat 2">[[Vanessa IRC Chat 2]]</ref>}}
{{quote|I love you.|Chris to [[Vanessa Hudgens]], 35 minutes later<ref name="Vanessa IRC Chat 2"/>}}

[[Image:Z100 0533.jpg|thumb|Above: Chris breaks almost thirty years of proud sobriety due to the influence of ''[[The Simpsons]]'']]

'''Hypocrisy''' is the act of claiming to have beliefs, opinions, virtues, feelings, qualities, or standards that one does not actually have. Hypocrisy is thus a kind of lie. Hypocrisy may come from a desire to hide from others actual motives or feelings.

[[Chris]] is an accomplished hypocrite, holding others to standards to which he himself does not live up. This is possibly due to the fact that he's incapable of serious introspection and serious self-examination due to his [[autism]]. Chris believes that he is a blameless, [[Godjesus|holy]] creature that is [[Mary Poppins|practically perfect in every way]]. However, he sees plenty of flaws in the world around him that cause him [[stress]]. He blames all of his problems on external factors like [[trolls]], [[homos]], [[Greene_County_Conspiracy|conspiracies]] or the [[JERKS|entire male sex.]] In the past he's faulted [[Manajerks|store managers]] and [[Jerkops|mall security guards]] for complications during his [[Love Quest]], although that's less relevant nowadays as he rarely leaves the house except for trips to [[McDonald's]]. And when he can't fault other people for his problems, Chris relies on autism and stress as fallback excuses.

He's strongly opinionated and drunk on his e-fame, so he sees himself as a [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|role model]] that could change the world. He doesn't necessarily want to change it for the better, but he wants to change it to where everyone conforms to his worldview and showers him with praise so he will never again have to [[Tobacky|feel uncomfortable]], suffer any inconveniences, or be forced to actually put effort into anything. This means arrogantly pointing out the sins of others but never answering to his own, which leads to Chris doling out advice to others that he should be heeding himself.

Chris's [[Mailbag]] answers are particularly rich sources of hypocrisy, where he readily gives advice to people that he himself will never follow.

==Examples==

=== "Grow up!" — Maturity ===

In the latter half of [[2009]], Chris had become fond of telling his [[trolls]] and detractors to "grow up." This is coming from a twenty-eight-year-old man who has lived with his parents continually since graduating [[high school]], [[Chris's resume|has only been employed]] for two months of his entire life, lives in a room full of [[toys]], plays [[video games]] all day, refers to things that make him feel uncomfortable with [[CWC-isms|childish euphemisms]], [[Chris and fashion|dresses like a toddler]], and is overly dependent on his parents (and the [[Monthly tugboat|U.S. government]]) to the point of absurdity.

Chris has not moved on past high school. In his late twenties, he still wears his [[high school ring]], uses his old high school colors in [[art]] projects (and when he wants to portray Native Americans), and keeps his high school yearbooks within easy reach (so he can [[Mass debating|masturbate]] to [[Kellie Andes]] without leaving his chair). Chris's characters are examples of this as well. Despite ostensibly being 18–22 years old, the Sonichus sometimes don [[:Image:MegagiDecay.jpg|cheerleading outfits]] outside of sexual roleplay. Sonichu and Rosechu were originally 16 and 15 in the comics, respectively, before Chris retconned their ages so they can legally fuck. Then he created a [[Zapina|fourteen-year-old]] character who attends high school in a scandalously revealing outfit. Aged 27, Chris dispensed [[CWC Blog|dating advice]] to high school freshmen. A master of subtlety, Chris named one of the villains in his comics "[[Count Graduon]]".

There is also a chance that Chris, just as it is the case with the word "[[naïve]]", have been called out on his stupid bullshit numerous times with the command "grow up", and as a result views the phrase as a very harsh insult meant to be used on your enemies.

In short, Chris idealizes his youth while demonizing the present, as high school was a simpler time when he had a [[Gal-pals|social circle]], [[Biological clock|regular sleep patterns]], and some purpose in life apart from playing video games and debasing himself on the Internet.

=== "GET A JOB, DUDE" — Work ===
[[Image:TwofacedCWC.jpg|thumb|"No, I am not being two-faced. I have been one-f-, I have been the one-faced this whole conversation."]]

Chris also likes to tell people to get jobs while he himself has been employed for about two months of his life. On his résumé, Chris lists playing [[Pokémon]] cards with small children as volunteer work, when in reality emotionally-stunted manchildren playing Pokémon with little kids can be hardly considered as voluntary service. Chris [[Father Call|sometimes claims]] he was supervising or babysitting the children involved, where in reality Chris himself required some amount of supervision not to fuck up the [[The Game Place|hobby store]] where he played cards.

Much like how acclaimed author [[Wikipedia:J. K. Rowling|J. K. Rowling]] went on benefits for a year or two so she'd have the time to write the first ''[[Harry Potter]]'' book (a franchise which went on to make her one of the richest women in the world), Chris avoids searching for employment to focus on merchandising [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']] (a franchise which, as you know, will never make him [[Chris and Copyright|a penny]]). And that takes an hour or two at most: Chris will draw and color a comic page or two, make videos, or astonish [[Charlottesville]] residents with his [[Sonichu's Edge|Parkay]] skills in a bizarre marketing stunt. The rest of Chris's time is apparently spent playing [[List of Chris's games|video games]], [[Adult Swim|watching TV]], and [[List of Chris's PSN game downloads|downloading]] extra content for his video games. Chris has an abundance of free time where he could easily work a full-time job and still find the time to draw ''Sonichu''. That is, if Chris were employable. In reality Chris would [[Donald Duck impersonation|impersonate Donald Duck]] and it would be [[Wendy's]] all over again.

In addition to this, Chris fails at having some basic skills one would need to keep employment, such as: keeping his [[Death threats|murderous rage]] in check, maintaining [[Chris and health#Hygiene|basic hygiene]], [[Chris and fashion|dressing appropriately]], showing tolerance and respect for [[Chris and Race|other people]], and [[Megan|keeping one's hands off]] women.

=== "WINDOWS TO HELL" — Other people with mental disabilities ===

While happily claiming disability when it suits him (i.e. when he gets money and/or sympathy from it), Chris gladly reminds everyone that he's (high-functioning) [[autistic]]. However, Chris distances himself from others with autism, calling them "[[slow-in-the-minds]]" and "windows to hell." Chris specifically excluded "the low functionally mentally handicapped," "the [[Chris and health|seriously physically deformed]]," and the "Autistic, high-functionally or otherwise" from an actual list of criteria women would have to meet before he would consider dating them. For the record, "[[Niggos|blacks]]" are also disqualified. By his own admission, Chris is "sometimes retarded"<ref>[[Mumble 9.5]]</ref> and is abnormally proud that he is on the autism spectrum. In fact, right below his rigorous standards for his future girlfriend, he admits that he himself is autistic but claims "[[ego|that's another story]]."

Chris denies that any of his Sonichu characters are autistic. Yet they're all copyright-infringing little Mary Sues, need to be in the [[Dating Education|special classes]] Chris thought up and every so often display debilitating social anxiety around the opposite sex. Back when Chris made his own Pokémon cards, he thought up an "autistic Pokémon" named Plautistic (who could disable its own attacks), but this only appears on the cover of ''[[Christian's Favorite Hits!]]'' and nowhere else.

In the mailbags, Chris dismisses any similarity between autism and [[Asperger's syndrome]], another disorder on the autism spectrum. Chris went so far as to create a specific section for autism-related emails, and then a [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|frothing rant on CWCipedia]] where he rails against those with Asperger's syndrome. The abridged version of Chris's reasoning is that by having a higher-functioning form of autism than Chris, they're diminishing Chris's own accomplishments. Chris considers [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|everything he's done so far]] special because he has autism. To date, the only things Chris has actually accomplished are graduating from high school and a [[PVCC|third-rate community college]], which most people could do with little effort.

Despite likening the mentally handicapped to reanimated walking corpses, Chris bases a large part of his identity around having autism, whether he's triumphing over it by being able to mow a lawn or he's using it as an excuse to sit around and play ''[[Little Big Planet]]'' all day. Incidentally, this behavior is actually somewhat common with teenage girls with bipolar disorder (real, self-diagnosed or imagined), where they'll brag about how terribly bad their bipolar disorder is, how much lithium they're on, and so forth. Most grow out of it by the time they're eighteen.

==="I'll pray for you to open your mind" — Tolerance ===

It's very much in Chris's interests that others tolerate him and his odd behavior. Chris's life is defined by mannerisms that can charitably be described as unorthodox. His autism certainly shapes some of his lesser quirks, but he's also picked up some very strange ideas. He thinks it's normal for adults to [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|shit their pants]], and he found nothing strange about jerking off into a [[fapcup|cup]] and [[recycling|chugging it down]]. He once uploaded a [[YouTube]] video where he [[The Return of Kimmi|made out with a sex doll]] with a picture of his sweetheart taped to its face because he thought it was an endearing act that his sweetheart would want to see. He had a store clerk [[Sports bra photo series|fit him for a bra]] that he wears happily. He uses his [[Sonichu (comic)|children's comic]] to express and explore his [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|sexual fantasies and desires]], and to mete out [[Sub-Episodes|harsh]], sometimes [[Sonichu 10#Forgiveness...?|lethal punishment]] on his perceived antagonists. And he's [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_April_28th%2C_2009#Watch|made statements]] to indicate he's [[Chris and Remorse|not ashamed]] of these actions, regardless of what anyone says.

So in order to continue to do whatever he wants to do and not be made fun of, he explains these things away by essentially saying, "everyone does it and you should still consider me normal," even though he'd probably be hard-pressed to name another guy his age that shits himself as much as he does. Deep down, he probably knows some of these things are fucked up, but finds living up to the standards of society to be a huge inconvenience. So he expects others to change their perceptions so that they can accept him and all of the things he doesn't want to change. In instances where someone might think he's a weirdo, Chris preaches tolerance and insists others open their minds to different ideas and not be so judgmental.

However, this doesn't work both ways with Chris. Chris wants people to open their minds to his foibles, but once he's made up his mind that a group of people are doing things that he considers negative, suddenly tolerance goes out the window and he will refuse to show them even the slightest amount of respect and acceptance.

An example of Chris not accepting others came about during the aforementioned war in his mind being waged against Asperger's syndrome. [[Mailbag 7|When a fan mail submission]] pointed out how stubborn it was to close his mind to documented facts about Asperger's syndrome, Chris refused any concessions, though in the very next letter he berated someone for following what he called a closed-minded religion and said he'd pray for her to open her [[china|mind]].

In another example, Chris is sickened by the idea of [[homos]]exuality and [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_February_5th%2C_2009#Take_2|can't even bring himself to say the word "gay,"]] though he will say the word "homo" if he's using it as an insult. He's gone on record as saying he [[CWC Update 30 January 2009|hates gay people]], [[Megan_E-mails#Chris_is_angry_about_Megan_kissing_her_friend.2C_then_pities_himself|is afraid of them]], and would outlaw them if he had the power to do so. Chris has [[Mailbag_1#The_cure_for_homosexuality|envisioned a future where scientists have created a cure for being gay]], and has incorporated this idea into [[Sonichu 10|issue ten]] of his kiddie comic strip. This immense hatred burns deep within him despite the fact that only one gay person (his [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|elementary school]] principal)<ref name="Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8">[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8]]</ref> had done anything negative to him in his entire life, until [[Jack Thaddeus]] began to interact with Chris. Though in contrast (as far as Chris is aware) Jack was also the person providing Chris with free hosting for the [[CWCipedia]], which at least makes up for some degree of harassment he has given Chris. It was only later that he'd been led to believe that [[Clyde Cash]] was gay as well. He'd stated to [[Megan]] that he had these feelings about gays even before he met her gay friend Christopher (whom he illogically suspected of trying to sleep with Megan). He simply hates them because they exist, and has refused to tolerate them all his life. Despite his past fervor, he has recently stated that he "(does) and will NOT Discriminated homosexuals as Individual People" and that "What they do behind closed doors is None Of My Business, and I still Do Not Care to know a Damn Thing about it."<ref>[[Common Questions#1 January 2010]]</ref> Which is why he employs an [[Magi-Chan|omniscient being]] to [[Mailbag 31#Magi-Chan knows when you fuck|spy on people and punish them]] for what they do behind closed doors. Which brings us to...

=== "I fear them all" — Homosexuality ===

Chris is resolute in his beliefs that [[homos]] are an abomination before GodJesus. But he does make exceptions if the gay person has a [[china]]. During an [[IRC (02 January 2009)|IRC Chat]] he granted lesbians complete amnesty, saying that if he were in charge, it would be "illegal and forbidden to have homo Men; women are safe." When pressed on why it's okay for women to be gay and not men, he fell back on his "all men are [[JERKS]]" defense by saying, "it's bad enough they're mostly jerks, plus homo men are AGAINST God's will." However, later that month in a [[Mumble_1#Gays.2C_lesbians_and_men_in_general|Mumble chat]], he softened his stance on whether or not it's okay for women to be gay be saying he would "100% discourage" gay men, but for gay women, he will "partial courage." While Chris often quotes the Bible when explaining his hatred of homosexuals, when pressed about his own abominations he will go into a confusing rant about how God only wants people to be happy and not worry about a myriad of rules. In a stunning display of hypocrisy, Chris is quite adamant to others that he is not wrong in ignoring any Old Testament verses against pornography or masturbation, as the Old Testament is "more for Jewish people," but the one Old Testament passage regarding homosexuality that he heard on ''[[Family Guy]]'' is still valid.

In the world of ''Sonichu'', the villainous [[Reldnahc]] is gay, but the [[Heather Iglesias|nanny for Sonichu and Rosechu's kids]] is also gay. She's on the side of good because she's a lesbian, though she's been instructed to keep her [[Silvana|trap]] shut about it. [[Mailbag 4#In which Chris is rude to a young girl|A fan letter]] confronted Chris with the hypocrisy of having lesbians in the comic despite his viewpoints and fine Christian morals. While Chris answered parts of the letter, he conveniently ignored that point. Likely, Chris makes this exception because it would be difficult for him to [[mass debating|fap]] to all the [[List of Chris's Adam & Eve purchases|lesbian porn]] he watches and not feel conflicted.

He also will make exceptions if gays do voices in his [[LittleBigPlanet|favorite video games]]. A member of his [[Monty Python|favorite comedy troupe]] was gay, though it's not clear if Chris knows that. But it does seem clear that whether it's porn, TV or video games, as long as Chris is entertained by a gay person, Chris somehow exempts them from the abomination rule.

His hatred towards gays and everything they stand for contrasts very sharply to some of his actions. Chris has no qualms with drinking his own semen, and has said he would even go as far as [[Kacey Phone Call|licking his semen off his beloved]]. He's admitted to being plagued by [[Mailbag 4|homoerotic thoughts]]. He loves [[rainbow]]s and has frequently put them in his comics. Chris liked the PS2 game ''[[Wikipedia:Katamari Damacy|Katamari Damacy]]'' enough to quote it in some of his videos, a game that features a character wearing a flamboyant ensemble that shows off his huge [[Pickle|schlong]] clearly visible through his tights. He once referred to himself as coming [[IRC (20 January 2009)|"out of his autistic closet."]] He loves gay anthems, such as "[[Chris's Big Night Out|I Love the Nightlife]]," and listens to music straight men generally avoid, such as the [[Wikipedia:Backstreet Boys|Backstreet Boys]]. He loves romantic comedy films and even owns a copy of the ''Sex and the City'' movie.

'''Chris shoves [[Sex toys|things]] up his ass.'''<ref>[[Bluespike PSN Chat 3]]</ref> That should say enough about this matter.

In short, many gay men don't act as gay as Chris does sometimes, but he still feels justified at leveling his disapproving scorn at them.

=== "And I emphasize fan fiction" — Chris's creations ===

Chris is extremely protective over [[Sonichu]] and the whole [[Sonichu (comic)|media franchise]] he has created.

If Chris had actually shown any originality, this wouldn't really be a problem: he'd have full rights to do whatever he wants with his own original creations. People would frown on, but begrudgingly stomach, the idea that a writer who used to write fanfiction would strike it big through original works and then tell people not to create any fan fiction based on ''their'' works — legally appropriate, but it would show that the author has forgotten their roots. As [[Chris and copyright|discussed elsewhere]], however, Chris doesn't have all rights to Sonichu, and hasn't quite graduated to the "original works" club. He makes fan fiction and then whines about fan fiction. Even when the media industry tries their darnedest to demonize copyright infringement as theft and everyone laughs at them as a result, let us just use an appropriate analogy here: ''thieves shouldn't whine when someone steals from them.''

Fundamentally, Chris's creations are a bizarre maelstrom of various fan fiction elements, with various bits stolen from a [[Things Chris has Ripped Off|great number of sources]]. Chris seems to be honest about this, and says that he blatantly steals material from various shows.<ref>[[Common Questions#Answered 28 December 2009|Common Questions]]</ref><ref>[[Mailbag 35#In which Chris tells us that we need to go look up what he stole from]]</ref>

However, at the same time, he claims that Sonichu is an original creation of his, and has no problems attempting to dictate how people use this precious creation of his.<ref>[[Down With Asperchu]]</ref> In short, he calls other works "fan fiction" and fails to realize that ''Sonichu is fundamentally fan fiction, too'' — he is unable to see that the "fan" creations were created through the ''exact same process'' he himself used. He had the gall to say Sonichu is "[[parody|parodic]]," but doesn't like creations that he has labeled "parodies" either.

Since ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' allows reusing certain content, Chris also took a number of competently made designs in ''LittleBigPlanet'' and used them in his own levels — [[Download For Play Only|only to tell people not to do the same with his levels]] when the policy was changed and all levels were made downloadable and editable offline.

Oh, and just to top it off: he's crying over [http://www.zazzle.com/sonichu+gifts VERY REAL] unauthorized [[Jimmy Hill|Sonichu merchandise]], and profiting on (godawful) unauthorized [[eBay|Aqua Teen merchandise]].

=== "Get those cameras off me!" — Privacy ===

In the Mailbags, Chris describes [[CWCville]] as a place where homosexuality is forbidden by law. This is enforced by [[Magi-chan]], who uses his psychic abilities to monitor all citizens at all times. Offenders are then rounded up and ''fined US$500'', money they could have otherwise spent on video games.

Several days later, Chris would use the ''Sonichu'' comic to rail against celebrity news website [[Wikipedia:TMZ.com|TMZ.com]] for invading the privacy of his Electric Hedgehogs, who are apparently as interesting and noteworthy as actual celebrities. TMZ was depicted as a floating, all-seeing movie camera that spied on Rosechu putting in a tampon, Sonichu and Rosechu reenacting a bondage scene from ''[[Family Guy]]'', and [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|Robbie Sonee]] describing unnatural acts with a (possibly anthropomorphic) lizard.

Chris also stated during correspondence with his Wiki SysOp that he would go as far to [[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#The_Introduction_Image_Space_is_NOT_Ad_Space_(CCS)|distribute a video]] of himself having sex with a woman, recorded using hidden cameras, to prove his heterosexuality. When later pressed on this being a blatant invasion of privacy, Chris covered himself by stating that he would [[Mailbag 31#In_which_Chris_crosses_yet_another_line|blur the participating woman's face]], and upon further questioning changed his proposal to [[Mailbag 34#Chris_would_find_someone_okay_with_being_filmed_to_take_his_"virgin cherry branch"|involve a woman]] actually willing to participate.

Although Chris originally lost his [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|shit]] when [[Lucas]] and [[Mimms]] released a candid photograph of him at [[The GAMe PLACe]] to the Internet, he had no qualms about walking into the same store (a privately owned establishment that he had been permanently banned from) and [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|surreptitiously recorded an audio conversation]] without the [[Michael Snyder|other party's]] consent or knowledge. Not only has the irony completely escaped Chris, but he is deliberately spreading the audio in an attempt to gain sympathy, believing that others will find him in the right despite his shady tactics. He later [[6 June 2010|tried to surreptitiously take a photograph of that same person]], but was stopped when he noticed Chris outside with a camera.

=== "They set me on fire!" — Slander ===
[[Image:BurnedMySeat.jpg|thumb|left|Chris, March 2008: [[You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!|"I set my ASS ON FIRE!"]] Chris, January 2010: [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|"He sets me on fire!"]]]]

It is evident to the readers of ''Sonichu'' that Chris uses the comic to settle his conflicts in real life. Every time he felt wronged by someone, he felt the unique urge to incorporate them in the comic and having his main hero (an idealized vision of himself) literally beating them up.

The main victim of this treatment was [[Mary Lee Walsh]], the Dean of Student Affairs at the [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]. Because she "Dared" interrupting Chris in his [[Love Quest]] on the grounds of the college, Chris launched himself in a ridiculous one-sided feud against her and included her as the main villain in his comic. This is not an isolated incident. He gave the same treatment to literally anyone who had [[Stress|frustrated]] him. The list includes (but is not limited to) a [[Bagget|police officer]] called in to evict him from a [[Target]] store, various store [[Jerkop|security]] [[Jerkhief|guards]] and [[Manajerks|managers]], romantic [[Wes Iseli|rivals]], old [[CADD Chef|teachers]] and even [[Joseph Herring|fellow students]] only because they were popular with the girls.

This wouldn't be a problem if the situation was contained in the comic itself. Anyone free to make an educated guess would say that Chris uses artistic license to overcompensate for his weaknesses in real life. This, however, disregards many [[Death threats]] he issued to individuals on the net. [[Jack Thaddeus]] and [[Clyde Cash]], two well-known antagonists of Chris, were berated (without success) into [[To Clyde and Jack|committing suicide]]. In [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], they throw themselves down a 72-story elevator shaft. [[Jason Kendrick Howell]], the creator of the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page regarding Chris's antics, not only received [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|cryptic messages]] from Chris, but saw his own character [[Sonichu 8#The Clarksville Address|left for dead in a pool of his own blood]] after being battered by [[Rosechu]]'s [[Pickle|genitalia]]. The last example is quite disturbing. After a [[Liquid Chris#Showdown|long feud]] with the man known as [[Liquid Chris]], he saw no problem [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|yelling at him]], issuing [[NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!|death threats]], and trying to steal his [[Kacey|girlfriend]]. When this failed, he introduced the gentleman in the issue [[Sonichu Special 4]] of his comic, where he shot him in the shins after disarming him. When the girlfriend, scared for her and her boyfriend's safety, asked him what it was all about, he answered that it wasn't that bad [[Kacey and Liquid Call|since he barely shot him in the legs]].

Unsurprisingly, Chris strongly disapproves of this method of expression when he's on the receiving end of it. When [[Down with Asperchu|he attacked]] Alec Benson Leary for the creation of [[Asperchu]], Alec had no scruples about putting him in front of the [http://asperchu.thecomicseries.com/comics/pl/23109 business end of a flamethrower]. This insulted Chris so much that he felt the need to make a [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|long video]] where he calls the attack made on him "horrendous" and vows that the [[Patti Chandler|spirit of his dead dog]] will avenge him. He would later cap off Sonichu 10 with a graphic depiction of Alec's execution, but not before mentioning the fiery incident one more time.

In late [[May 2010]], Chris abandoned the [[CWCipedia]] after trolls overran it once again. In a message left behind, Chris claims that anything that doesn't come from his YouTube account, the former CWCipedia webpage or his [[OKCupid]] account is false and that anything shown elsewhere was made up just to slander ''him''. It's easy to see that Chris does not want others to see what kind of person he really is and thus claims that everything else that wasn't on something he created is false. Sadly, it doesn't work that way - just looking up his name in any of its forms brings up a lot of information about him, mostly the same things we already know about him. The Internet is a dangerous place and Chris doesn't know how dangerous it is.

==="A Sweetheart from the Ground Up" — Women===

A big example of Chris's hypocrisy is the ridiculously high standards for a "[[sweetheart]]" that he's published at various times in his life, such as on the [[attraction sign]]. Some of the biggest offenders in regards to hypocrisy are:

"Must Have a Mid to high salary." Chris does not have a job, has no prospects for a job, and lives on [[monthly tugboat|welfare checks]], yet any woman he dates must be gainfully employed, presumably so Chris can [[Chris and Money|spend]] her money on [[List of Chris's games|video games]] and [[sex toys]].

"Must be average to slender body size." Chris is an [[obesity|obese]], lazy slob, yet demands that any potential sweetheart that he deigns to give his attention to be thin and cute.

"Must not have [[autism]]." Despite the fact that Chris has made being autistic a huge point of pride, he absolutely refuses to consider any girl with the same condition on the grounds that he fears that seeing them will make him think about what he might be like if he had anything other than high-functioning autism.

==="I would have them ESS-acuted!" — Capital Punishment===

Chris has made it known in his mailbag that he is [[Common Questions#30 January 2010|opposed to the death penalty]]. However, in [[9 February 2010|02092010.MOV]], after the CWCipedia was taken offline, he ranted that he wanted to see Alec, Evan, and Mao [[Death threats|executed]]. That's right, serial murderers deserve clemency but people who try to stop Chrissy from [[simonla|stealing intellectual property]] deserve capital punishment.

Chris later carried out these executions within the pages of [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]. This sequence was incredibly hypocritical, as he sentenced them to death and killed them '''as he listed off all the ways in which he wronged them.'''

In the [[05142010]] video, Chris shows us that he thinks twenty years of menial labor is a suitable punishment for murdering a woman in real life. This is, of course, two and a half months after he revealed that he thought genital mutilation via a large drill was an appropriate response to forcing him to give up a character that didn't belong to him in the first place.

==="Don't be a moof or aloof" — Mature content===
{{Quote|I would never do blood and gore. That's just gross|Chris, on [[22 January 2010]].}}

Chris has severe problems understanding media with mature themes, or, to be specific, media with [[Chris and death|death]]. It appears that Chris is railing heavily against video games that are rated Mature or higher, and thinks that realistic depictions of death in fiction "sadden" him.<ref name="Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8"/> Yet, at the same time, he thought the ''Saw'' movie series was good, ''despite'' the gruesome deaths featured therein. Even if this is not outright hypocrisy, it's still clear that there's something very ''odd'' going on in here; it's clear that he's enjoyed some mature-rated works, but he's still clinging to teen-rated games at best — there are huge amounts of cognitive dissonance at work here.

Chris has said a number of times in videos and mailbags that his comics will never feature excessive violence and gore. For a long time, Chris took great pains to avoid showing outright death in his comics. [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] was claimed to be kept alive by "dark forces", and [[Liquid Chris]] was [[Sonichu Special 4|shot in the legs]], as a sort of attempt at a nonlethal shooting. The deaths of [[PandaHalo]] and [[Ivy]], while horrific, were both not actually shown, so it was almost as though Chris was keeping his word.

[[File:Evan'sDeath.JPG|thumb|You know, for kids!]]

Blatant outright hypocrisy on this matter finally surfaced in the last few pages of [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]. He broke this promise in a spectacularly graphic manner, with the (court sanctioned) deaths of the [[Asperpedia]] staff. Alec and Sean were killed by the electric chair and firing squad, respectively. While these are both highly controversial means of inflicting capital punishment, they both exist in the real world as ways to accomplish something as terrible as ending a human life as quickly as possible, and in that way they are arguably humane.

By contrast, there is nothing humane or even reasonable about the deaths of Evan and Mao. Evan is shackled to a wall, and mutilated for an indeterminate amount of time before being apparently blasted to death by Wild and Sandy. This outright torture included cutting off both of his legs, one of his arms, a series of deep cuts to his torso, and ''genital mutilation via a giant drill''. Mao had his arms and legs telekinetically forced to bend in the wrong direction, causing the snapped bones to rip though his skin. As he lay on the ground, screaming in agony, Chris telekinetically burst his heart with not a bit of [[remorse]] or justification of why.

All of the violence in the final pages of ''Sonichu'' #10 is particularly bad when compared to what the ''offenders'' came up with. While Asperchu and [[Asperchu#Sonichu Revolution|''Sonichu Revolution'']] feature violence and gore, it's all clearly over the top and meant to be humorous. Chris's depiction of violence comes across as dead serious, and he seems to hate the offenders with the fury of a thousand suns. Also of note is that most of the violent acts in Asperchu are committed by villains, like Metal Asperchu and [[Silvana]]. In ''Sonichu'', these executions were carried out by the ''heroes'', including a [[Bill the Scientist|doctor]], a [[Sandy Rosechu|little girl]], and the [[Chris|mayor]].

Chris has difficulties understanding not only mature content when it comes to violence, but also sex and profanity. Chris claims that [[Mailbag_20#Chris_considers_his_audience|his comic is equivalent to a TV-Y7 program]], which according to broadcast standards would mean no sexual content or innuendo whatsoever, even if censored. However, ''Sonichu'' is loaded with sex, pornography, and innuendo, but Chris says it's okay because [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|he'll put tiny stickers over genitalia]]. When asked about all of the sex and violence via mailbag, Chris blamed the FCC.<ref>[[Mailbag_51#The_recent_explosion_of_pornography_in_TV-Y7_cartoons_is_not_Chris.27s_fault|Mailbag 51]]</ref> Chris has stated that [[Mailbag_47#Mellow_out.2C_it.27s_just_furry_porn|showing kids pornography]] is just a way to educate them on things they're going to eventually see. Yet when it comes to profanity, another thing people learn as they become adults, Chris takes great pains to censor swear words and scold others for using them. ''Sonichu'' #10 reveals that profanity may be a capital crime. He'll even censor vaguely offensive words that most kids are allowed to say, such as "damn" and "crap." However, none of this is being done for the children. Chris loves pornography and dislikes when other people swear (note that he swears all the damn time), so that's how his comic is going to be presented.

==="Nobody needs the Internet!" — Leaving the Internet forever===

On the afternoon of 21 March 2010, Chris announced he was [[03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV|leaving the Internet]] for good with a [[Chris and ego|pompous and bombastic]] speech about how the Internet was trivial and unimportant and everyone should go outside and socialize, and stated that the social networking capabilities of the Internet were a [[Pokémon|stupid fad]] which was long since over. Chris acknowledged that putting his [[Dox|personal information]] on the Internet was a bad idea ([[Little_Big_Planet#The_Guardian_of_the_Owl_Kingdom|one]] of [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|many]]), and promised he would no longer upload Sonichu comics or interact with trolls, online or by phone. He resolved to get the Sonichu comics published and interact with real people in his [[Charlottesville|community]].

On the evening of 22 March — about a day and a half later — he uploaded a short video where he claimed that he was still depressed, and then went on to state his disapproval with a new voice actor on [[Family Guy]] spin-off ''[[The Cleveland Show]]'' and demanded that the old voice actor resume the role. Chris might be excused for breaking his promise to make a video announcing a major life change, like a [[Bob Chandler|death in the family]], [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|returning to school]], [[Wendy's|finding gainful employment]], or even giving an [[Chris and remorse|actual apology]] to a [[Megan Schroeder|former friend]] he offended with [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|his behavior]]. Instead, Chris chose to make a video simply for the sake of making a video complaining about something inconsequential that didn't affect his life in any way.

As well, Chris keeps posting more and more videos afterward. When he does, he makes the same claim - that he is "distancing himself from the Internet". However, distancing himself from the Internet is certainly not the same as leaving the Internet. He's still on there, even when he's playing on the PSN. Even if we assume that his definition of "leaving the internet" simply means "Not uploading videos or making comics", he's still failed to hold true to his vow on every occasion he's attempted to leave forever.

==="They took all the pretty girls, leaving none for me!" - Romantic rivalry===

One thing consistent in his [[Love Quest|efforts to get laid]] is his lamenting of women who are already in stable relationships. He, by default, hates all other [[JERKS|men]] simply because women have the option of being with any one of them over him. When he believes he's found a [[sweetheart]], he's insecure and jealous that someone will try to take her away.

And yet at the same time, he has no problem in sabotaging [[Kacey|other people's relationships]] and [[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV|taunting]] [[New Address|former boyfriends.]]

==Chris on hypocrisy==
{{quote|A: "hypocrite"; an adjective; 1) to be of a belief while not upholding that belief. 2) a total liar. 3) [[Fanbase|an UNTRUE Fan]]. example: When the Sonichu Fan left Sonichu for [[Asperchu|a newer, yet badly drawn, thing]], after having said that they would always enjoy Sonichu forever, is a hypocrite among the Truest and Loyalest Sonichu Fans.|Chris, on what it means to be a hypocrite}}

In the [[Common_Questions#Answered_20_January_2010|Mailbag questions]], Chris was asked to define "hypocrite." His answer shows that he barely understands the concept, thinks it's some kind of insult (like "naïve" or "benevolent"), and somehow refers to a fan's level of devotion.

Chris's first definition is very broad, and could be used to describe hypocrisy (one's stated beliefs being in conflict with one's actions), but could also be used to describe a general lack of enthusiasm. Under Chris's definition, a homophobe who doesn't take [[Sonichu 10|drastic measures]] to eradicate homosexuality would be a hypocrite.

His second definition is just hyperbole, in the same way someone would throw around "fascist" when not using it to describe an [[CWCville|extreme right-wing authoritarian nationalist]].

Chris's third definition is more of a (failed) example to ''describe'' a hypocrite, and more describes Chris's "if you're not now, you never were" attitude towards fandom. In Chris's mind, he must enjoy all Sonic the Hedgehog games regardless of quality, and wear and display Pokémon merchandise well past an age where that would be considered socially acceptable. Because Chris enjoyed Sonic and Pokémon when he was younger, he's not allowed to move on, grow up, and find other, more adult interests.

Chris then went on to rail against Asperchu, and refused to acknowledge the dozens of mailbag letters pointing out examples of his hypocrisy, double standards, and contradictions.

==Sauces==
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==See also==
* [[List of Chris's lies]]
* [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9]]

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Talk:Jackie

2010-12-09T15:24:21Z

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tl;dr: This woman decided to contact us and wants to tell other women not to go out with chris. she doesn't know how the wiki shit works so just like...i'm handling it for now. so yeah. okay. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 04:23, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

and apparently now she's back with chris for some reason. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 14:35, 13 September 2010 (PDT)

: I'm assuming this is the same woman as in the Jackie e-mails, right? - [[User:Boop|Boop]] 15:24, 13 September 2010 (PDT)

Wasn't the Jackie page deleted sometime ago between the 6th and now while we were trying to figure it out. Or am I forgetting the origonal name? --[[User:SerenityMoonstone|SerenityMoonstone]] 21:37, 13 September 2010.

I thought that listing the last name was a no-no after the Wallflower incident. Is this something that should be taken out or are we going to leave it up this time? --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 19:10, 13 September 2010 (PDT)

You have to remember that The Wallflower herself requested to take her name down of the site - all the other names e.g. Megan Schroeder are still there --[[User:Maximilian Graves|Maximilian Graves]] 19:14, 13 September 2010 (PDT)

== STOP BEING RETARDS ==

Damn slow-in-the-minds. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 09:52, 17 September 2010 (PDT)
* Seconded. --[[User:Clydec|Scruffy Clyde]]

== Typo/Error? ==

"Furthermore, he uploaded a ModNation character generically named 'Sweetheart', which was discussed to be another Chloe or Wallflower."

Shouldn't it be Lovely Weather instead of The Wallflower, since The Wallflower actually turned out to exist? -[[User:Dillon627|Dillon627]] 18:09, 13 October 2010 (PDT)

*I think what they meant by Wallflower is that the sweetheart is someone Chris thinks he's dating. It looks fine to me. --[[User:MissRadioactive|MissRadioactive]] 23:00, 13 October 2010 (PDT)

==Jackie's Hooke Cafe profile==
Is the whole copy of her profile really necessary, I think we should take it down and give the abridged version (just the facts that relate to chris)--[[User:CaseHa|CaseHa]] 10:21, 28 October 2010 (PDT)
:Yes it is necessary. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 12:30, 28 October 2010 (PDT)

==Status of Relationship==
So, it seems that they've broken up, with Chris LEAVAN INTERNETS and the pleading video about her not leaving him, but the reasons are still unclear. Maybe we should put up a detail about the end of this relationship for some clarity? Until we get some more evidence, that is. [[User:PerilousSquall|PerilousSquall]] 07:43, 25 November 2010 (PST)

*Nevermind, Jackie is awesome. [[User:PerilousSquall|PerilousSquall]] 05:18, 3 December 2010 (PST)

*The '''REAL''' Jackie is awesome. Not the troll Jackie. And I know what you're asking: "Wait, Jackie was a troll?" Well, yes and no. For the beginning of the relationship she was real, but from September on, a troll by the name of "Ofoosy" posed as Jackie and bribed Chris to make videos with Porn Pictures of Jackie (as she is apparently a porn star...((from what he told me))) and of other women...as Chris has no sense of facial recognition. Ofoosy broke the relationship off because he was either bored or it was his indulgence in pot that made him lose his persistance to keep torturing Chris. I also have more information about Ofoosy, if anyone is interested. I'm not making this up at all. I saw this fold out from September on. The only proof I have is my word.

[[User:Etoxic|Etoxic]] 20:46, 7 December 2010 (PST)

**I don't believe a word of this. Sorry. From my lofty, knowledgeable perch as a basement dwelling fuckhead I'm FAIRLY sure that porn stars don't have to advertise on personal sites, and if they did, they wouldn't use pictures that are part of their regular porn portfolios (and, thus, making their profession easily discoverable). And if they DID, they wouldn't be interested in fat gay truckers with acne scarring like they were in some kind of war. And if they WERE, one look at that comic and they'd run screaming since they're human beings and no human being likes Sonichu. And if even if she WAS into... etc etc. Sorry, there's just no way that Jackie was anything other than 100% troll from the get-go. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 23:56, 7 December 2010 (PST)
*** EVEN IF all this was true, there's no sauces at all. So it's not verifiable. It's speculation at best. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 23:58, 7 December 2010 (PST)
**** Ronichu is absolutely right. Of course she was a troll, I mean could it be any more obvious? Looking at the mails and chats it's safe to say that Jackie didn't behave like a sane human when interacting with Chris. After writing your little story, you tell us the only proof we have is your word? Oh wow. Around here, that means even less than elsewhere. You know what, I'm the real Sonichu, I came to life and fled from my creator. I swear by god, that I'm not an atheist and this is all true! --[[User:Sonichu|Sonichu]] 15:33, 8 December 2010 (PST)
Guise, why so critical? This sounds perfectly reasonable to me. You're just being Oppressive and Racist Against Legitimate truth. I think we should at least listen to this Potentially IMportant Person so that we can confirm the Honesty of Our Shit. Please proceed, Etoxic. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 19:06, 8 December 2010 (PST)
* Freecell is absolutely right. By all means proceed. I'd love to read some stories while Chris is away. --[[User:Sonichu|Sonichu]] 07:24, 9 December 2010 (PST)

Talk:Jackie

2010-12-08T23:33:28Z

Sonichu: /* Status of Relationship */

CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!

2010-12-06T01:12:32Z

Sonichu: some corrections and additions

"'''CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!'''" is a video released on 6 [[August 2009]], during the [[SingStar Challenge]] saga. In this video, [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] (Solid Chris) exposes his rage against [[Liquid Chris]], accusing him of not doing the last [[SingStar Challenge Round 5#CChanSonichuCWC's Entry|song]] right and ordering him to redo the song and put his commentary in another video. This video is notorious for the anger and angst shown by Ian, who deleted the video shortly after uploading it.

==Video==

{{Tardrage}}

<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = CHRIS! CHANDLER!
| image = {{#ev:youtube|dsyhCUYJoI8}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 6 August 2009
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = [[Image:Music.png]] [[Music]]
| Performance Style = [[Image:Rage.png]] Rage
| Saga = [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] [[Liquid]]
| Shirt = [[Image:Jokershirt.png]] The Joker
| previous = [[SingStar_Challenge_Round_5#IBAChandler.27s_Revised_Entry|Smell Yo Duck Too]]
| next = [[CCWC%27s_Final_Warning_to_the_Second_CWC|CCWC's Final Warning to the Second CWC]]
}} </center>

===Transcript===

{{RageQuote|'''CHRIS''' Chandler!}}

Firstly, your video [''takes [[glasses]] dramatically off and throws them to the floor''] is only half the length of that track. The full length of that track is almost ten minutes. Redo the video for the full nine-minute-something length.

And commentary, you can put them in a separate video. Separate. So, sing the whole nine-minute-something song.

And another thing, Chris. Your for real- your real name as I have been told by [[Kacey]] is only Chris Chandler! No "-tian," no "-topher," just Chris! So, admit that.

And another thing: [''Yelled while jumping up and down like a child'']

{{RageQuote|I NAME IS NOT ''IAN....'' ''....BRANNAN....'' ''....SOMETHING!!!''}}

(makes annoyed gasping sounds) I am CHRISTIAN WESTON CHANDLER, SO GET IT THROUGH YOUR DAMN FUCKING SKULL '''AND CALL ME A REAL NAME''' THAT have God has been given to me and [[Christopher's_name_change|the bear at Regency Square Shopping center]], during 1989, YOU DAMN MOCKING BASTARD!

Get it RIGHT! I'M Christian Weston Chandler, you are only CHRIS....CHANDLER! Your medal is made out of PAPER! The whole length of time, the [[medallion|REAL medal]] has been made out of Crayola fucking Model Magic and acrylic PAINT! If I wanted paper, I would go to Wal-mart and pay five dollars for FIVE HUNDRED SHEETS!

Redo the ten minute song and save the commentaries for a [''lowers his voice to an angry whisper''] separate video, [''stops whispering''] and everybody on the internet knows that I am the real deal, you are the impostor, so give up the damn game already before I really call the poli- [''realizes he fucked up''] before that I actually- [''fucks up again''] before I tell the police all the information I have gotten since I finally got them involved, and then send them on your case, put you in jail bef-, even though I would prefer not to see you in jail because Kacey respects you so much, man! [''in a really high voice''] She cares about you so much! She has told me so herself, over the telephone!

If I did not have that [''voice is normal again''] beforehand, I would have just been gladly prepared, gladly, and only gladly, before talking to her, gladly, to see your ass behind bars. But after talking to Kacey, and hearing her honest respect, [''calms down here''] I would hate to see you in jail, out of respect, and of care, because she would be heartbroken. You are a lucky son of a gun, Chris Chandler, so quit this stupid impersonation game. Call me by the real name that God and the bear has given me throughout my whole life. [''Starts to rage again''] The current full name of Christian Weston Chandler, my first name being Christopher and my Spanish nickname being Ricardo. But in the end, just call me the full name, Christian Weston Chandler.

[''Takes a few deep breaths, possibly due to exhaustion'']

This game is not fun. If you are not careful, you really are going to go to jail. You will be tried in court, and you will be going to jail or serve community service, forcedly. I have- I was nice about it, I told you the details, and what do you do, YOU KICK ME IN THE BALLS AGAIN! And I do not appreciate that! So stop it! Stop it!

Come clean! Rip off your PAPER medallion, RIP IT OFF like a shred of paper, look at my medal, I cannot even twist it, because it is made from Model Magic, not some cheap paper I can get at Wal-mart for five hundred dollar- for five dollars for five hundred sheets. Sing the whole nine-minute-something song.

==Fan videos==

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Bear Canyon
| video = {{#ev:youtube|YAUTpL6ZDV4}}
| Stardate = 30 December 2009
| Maker = [[Vivian]]
| Subject = [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!]]
| Video Type = (VGM) Remix
| Other Info = [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67MPxnPHBNk The original song]
}}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = CWC-Tok
| video = {{#ev:youtube|7V1gEjtmm9M}}
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Stardate = 9 January 2010
| Video Type = Remix
}}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = OveR Da TeLePhonE
| video = {{#ev:youtube|63XxM-Gysfw}}
| Maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/iiKiDzJii iiKiDzJii]
| Stardate = 2 February 2010
}}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = (YTPMV) Ian Brandon Anderson Sparta Remix
| video = {{#ev:youtube|LSZK8AqFvbg}}
| Maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/RainingMetal RainingMetal]
| Stardate = 12 August 2010
}}

==External links==
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDqDIeBDCoQ Chris Chan is... MR ANDERSON]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[CWC - Hand Drawn Original]]|nextlink=[[CCWC's Final Warning to the Second CWC]]|}}
{{The Cwcivil War of 2009}}

[[Category: Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

White knight

2010-11-19T02:26:59Z

Sonichu: /* Chris lacks empathy himself */

[[Image:White knight.jpg|center]]
[[Image:Jack's Knight as William Spicer.jpg|thumb|right|180px|Artist's conception. Bad artist, but still.]]

{{quote|Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed?|Chris, [[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero]]}}

'''White knight''' is a term used to describe someone who goes on the internet to help or defend someone else on the internet against other people on the internet out of pity or compassion. White knighting of Chris is especially prevalent because of the unprecedented amount of abuse he has taken, which in turn is caused by Chris's total inability to heed the white knights in his life.

'''Counter trolls''' are those who take Chris's side to spite his legion of [[trolls]]. Some do this because trolling one gullible idiot is less satisfying than trolling trolls who actually have the ability to understand what is going on. Others have decided that Chris-chan has jumped the shark and are trying to make everyone else leave him alone to put a stop to an old meme. Counter-trolls are not to be confused with [[anti-troll]]s, who fight trolls in order to get closer to Chris and troll him themselves.

A meta-topic within the broader Chris saga has been the merits of attempting to help Chris stop being such an epic lulzcow, and whether he is deserving of such assistance or even beyond help. The consensus on forums such as the talk page for Chris's [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] article, /cwc/, [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC]] and [[Sonichu (IRC chat)|#sonichu]] is that Chris's [[racism]], [[Chris and Sex|homophobia]], and [[Chris and his Ego|narcissism]] make him beneath contempt; and that he has consistently refused to take advice given to him in good faith. White knights and counter-trolls are considered to be wasting everyone's time and trolls have little patience for them.

==Motives==

===Pity===
Following the release of Chris's first [[nudes|nude photos]] and the [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 21st, 2008|21 October 2008 video]] in which he reacted to the loss of his [[medallion]]s and [[Blanca]], many, including trolls, felt sorry for him. They had not expected it to be possible for him to be trolled so hard or for him to appear so shattered.

===Empathy===
The internet is full of autistic people, man-children, and self-absorbed morons. Many of them are right here, fascinated with Chris-chan. All of them see something of themselves in him, whether it's his all-consuming need for female companionship or his fervent belief that his homemade comics matter. A lot of white knights have made at least some of the mistakes Chris has made and have since wised up. They think they can help improve Chris by offering the benefit of their experience.

BAAAAAAAW! [[Kick the Autistic]] is a cruel game. Quit it!

===Circumstances beyond Chris's control===
There is ongoing debate about whether Chris is actually [[autism|autistic]]. Regardless, there is clear evidence that he suffers from serious mental deficiencies of some kind.

Chris [[fail]]s to identify people, a possible sign of [[Wikipedia:Prosopagnosia|Prosopagnosia]]. [[BlueSpike|Julie and her brother Max]] used the same voice, and yet Chris couldn't recognize that they were the same person. Pictures of different women were used to depict [[Blanca]], and yet Chris thought they were the same person. Chris believed that pictures of [[Wikipedia:Megan Fox|Megan Fox]] were of [[Wikipedia:Vanessa Hudgens|Vanessa Hudgens]].<ref>[[Vanessa AIM Chat 9]]</ref> In high school, Chris memorized his appearance in the mirror because he had trouble recognizing himself.<ref>[[Sonichu 7]] - [http://thedailypos.org/misc/sonichu/Issue%207/SchuComic8Page24.jpg "...I had to train my brain to visually remember what I looked like..."]</ref> Since he probably hasn't "updated" his self-image, this is a possible explanation regarding why he denies being fat.

Chris cannot "read between the lines" or otherwise interpret subtlety. He interprets [[Family Guy]] as being against homosexuality.<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate March 10th, 2009]]</ref> When two male acquaintances exchanged sarcastic homosexual remarks, Chris concluded that they were gay.<ref>Anecdote by [[Mimms]].</ref>

Furthermore, Chris's upbringing was anything but ideal. All of these factors and probably many more have helped give us the man-child we know today.

===The trolls are even worse people than Chris===
Another frequently heard line of reasoning is that the trolls have gone way too far, and have demonstrated that they're even worse than Chris, or at least equally pathetic. For example, [[BlueSpike]]'s sadistic abuse of his control over Chris [[BLUESPIKE#Encyclopedia_Dramatica_Troll_War|outraged even trolls]]. And, of course, who really has no life here: Chris, or the people who [[CWCki|obsessively document and debate everything he does]]?

==Reasons against white knighting==
===Chris lacks empathy himself===
:''See also: [[Chris and death]], [[Chris and his Ego]]''
Chris cannot put himself in your shoes or accept that you have been where he is. He has no "theory of mind": if you used to be as shy around women as he is today, in his mind the fact that you aren't shy anymore makes your experience inapplicable to his situation. To Chris, the fact you got over it and he hasn't yet makes the two cases entirely different. He doesn't want to solve his problems by trying what worked for you, he only wants you to pity him for having problems, until he [[Dating education|magically dreams up his own solution]].

:'''RocketFox:''' My father died of liver cancer and cirrohosis a day ago ;~; he drank a ton and it hurt him - I'm only 11 and I dunno what to do ;~;
:'''Chris:''' RocketFox, you will soon recover from your father's accident, I guess it is; DO NOT DRINK Alcohol yourself; STAY OFF THAT JUNK.<ref>[[IRC (16 October 2008)]]</ref>

Chris's interpretation of the death of RocketFox's dad as an accident shows that he didn't even bother to look up what cirrhosis is. Immediately afterward, he started talking about a sexy dance.

Chris's reactions to suicide are very telling. After [[Ryan Cash]] died because of Chris, Chris marveled at how much power he had right after he tried to publicly console [[Clyde Cash]].<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate December 28th, 2008]]</ref> When [[Sarah May]] attempted suicide because of Chris, his reasons for her to stay alive were "I'd feel terrible" and "I'd just cry."<ref>[[Mumble 8]]</ref><ref>[[CWC Shout Out to Sarah May]]</ref> When Chris broke up with [[Ivy]], he somehow concocted, in his head, an assumption that she had committed suicide. Even after having lost so many dear friends to suicide, he still had no problems telling Clyde and [[Jack Thaddeus]] to [[death threats|kill themselves]]. Many people who have had to dealt with suicidal people or have lost relatives and friends due to suicides might not exactly find this amusing.

In the [[Common_Questions#22_February_2010|22 February 2010]] edition of the [[CWCipedia]]'s "Common Questions," Chris listed the top ten worst things to have ever happened to him. The deaths of "two True and Good Women who [he] had friendships with," [[PandaHalo]] and [[Sarah Jackson]], ranked seventh. Those tragic events ranked below getting banned from a game store, finding out two people from said store were posting info about him on ED, and having his personal websites hacked.

On [[Twin Falling Towers|1 November 2009]], Chris made a video involving Clyde being as "weak as the Twin Towers" and used his mouse cursor as a plane flying into them.<ref>[[Twin Falling Towers]]</ref>

When Rashid Ali Abdul, an Iranian [[trolls|fan]], told him that her country's religious authorities sentenced her to death by beheading for reading Sonichu, Chris said that he was sorry and that the situation was "Pitiful".<ref>[[Mailbag 8]]</ref>

While some of this can be attributed to Chris's [[autism]], a condition that often results in a lack of empathy, most autistics can at least learn how to express empathy through a combination of carefully reading the emotions of others and thinking about how a situation affects other people. Chris refuses to seek serious counseling or psychiatric help for this sort of thing - but that's another point.

===Autism does not excuse a terrible person===

Chris knows he has trouble understanding non-verbal social cues due to his autism,<ref>[[Quizzes#Autism Quiz]]</ref> and yet he still jumps the gun on interpreting other people's intentions all the time.

Autism, in and of itself, does not create a failure as massive as Chris Chandler. A majority of autistics manage to get psychiatric help for their problem and/or are able to develop social and emotional skills so they can cope with their disability and lead rewarding and rich lives. Yet while Chris acknowledges he has a problem, he refuses to do anything more than see the [[Rocky Shoemaker|pastoral counselor]] at his church, who is not a professional trained in the treatment of autism spectrum disorders.<ref>[[Vivian's AIM chat]]</ref>

Chris is fully capable of understanding the consequences of his actions. He has a sense of morality (even if he often ignores it in favor of his own selfish interests). He would be (and has been) held accountable for his own actions in a court of law (and rightfully so). The fact he is a racist, a homophobe, and a misogynist has nothing to do with his autism.

===Chris is beyond pity===
[[Image:Chrischantwoface.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's mood is all over the place, even between videos posted shortly after each other. "[[Happy Sonichu Day|Thank you for your support]]"... "[[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|Goddamn womanizing raping trollin' stupid pickle-suited n—!]]"]]
Chris is capable of doing some very bad things when provoked, which is a quite understandable (if not acceptable) response to trolling. However, "provocation" in this case doesn't necessarily mean harassment or trolling. Merely disagreeing with Chris or asking him why he does what he does can provoke an attack, up to and including threats of violence and death. When Chris is annoyed, frustrated, or overcome by desire or lust, he's capable of doing ''nasty'' things. Moreover, when Chris loses it, he doesn't think of the consequences of his actions at all, and his expressions of outrage are completely out of proportion to the provocation — often more outrageous in themselves than whatever the trolls did.

Chris [[Yu-Gi-Oh!|insulted little kids in card games]] and scared some of them away from visiting [[The GAMe PLACe]]. [[Mimms]] and [[Lucas]], who frequented The GAMe PLACe and knew Chris in real life years before he was discovered by the internet, couldn't list any redeemable qualities he possessed.

Chris sexually harassed a [[Megan|woman]] in real life. Megan made it explicitly clear to him that his physical contact and comments to her were unacceptable, but he continued anyway, convinced that eventually she would learn to love being molested by a mentally ill man-child and become his [[Sweethearts|Sweetheart From The Ground Up]].

After Megan yelled at Chris for uploading [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|a picture of him fingerbanging her]] to [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], he did not apologize,<ref name="Megan Saga">[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-chan/Megan_Saga Megan Saga]</ref> but rather explained to her (in a terribly [[naïve]] way) how a handjob works, under the misguided assumption that she merely was upset because she didn't recognize the sex act being performed, or in the hope that she would rationalize what he did on this basis. He then had the nerve to say to her, "I am hurting SOOOOO MUCH MORE than you can be."<ref name="Megan Saga"/> Why? Not because of the picture, but because the trolls were being mean to him. Yes, ''him''. Based on [[List of Chris's ED edits|his ED edits]], he was more concerned with people thinking he was fingering his [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|imaginary twin sister]] than he was with defending Megan's honor.

After each of his online relationships ends, Chris starts looking for a new [[sweetheart]] right away, ''even if she died''. No matter the setback, his ego keeps getting bigger.

In mid-July 2009, he [[The July 10th Messages|addressed a person named 'SonichuIzCool']] on YouTube. SonichuIzCool was (''was'') probably the only genuine fan of Sonichu discovered to date, someone who tried to defend Chris and his comic. She was also genuinely mentally retarded. In his YouTube message, Chris called her "naïve and [[slow in the mind]]". He told her she had to "come out where [he] can meet [her]." Another side of this incident is that his YouTube account had been recently hacked, and he had managed to recover it this time, thus avoiding all of the nasty evil damage the trolls ''might'' have caused. After he posted this video, though, he got his account suspended due to ''his own actions''.

In early November 2009, in his attempt to blackmail Clyde Cash, Chris went so far as to mock the [[Twin Falling Towers|World Trade Center terror attacks]]. When feeling angry at Clyde Cash, he not only thought it would be a good idea to blackmail him, but he used the ''destruction of two skyscrapers full of people after being hit by airliners full of jet fuel and human beings'' as a metaphor for how weak he thought Clyde was. When people got angry, he tried to fix things by turning the WTC towers into cake candles. To the best of anyone's knowledge, Chris was never coaxed or encouraged by an outside source to use the WTC images. He came up with this reprehensible idea all on his own.

[[Image:MikesWedding.jpg|thumb|right| Happily forever after.]]

In January 2010, a fan named Mike Jackson asked Chris for advice, whether he should [[Mailbag 31#If your kids are 16 or 17, you should watch porn with them|watch porn with his family]] and [[Mailbag 35#In which Chris advises a father to buy his son whores|buy a prostitute for his son, Mike Junior or not]]. Chris, being such an [[Dating Education|expert]], allowed him to do so. In the end Mike Jr. ran away with the prostitute, and Mike asked Chris to make a [[Youtube]] video asking his son to come back home. Unfortunately, Chris is under a lot of [[stress]], and can not make the video. Mike Jr. is married to the prostitute in Las Vegas, and his father died from sleeping pill overdose. Chris didn't even give a damn about the obituary linked by Mike's wife, and responded to his son's grieves and anger with three words " [[Chris and remorse|I am sorry.]]"

===Chris cares only for himself===

Chris spends [[monthly tugboat|your tax money]] on luxuries and steals from his parents to buy [[PSN|video games]] he'll never play. He has the basic skills necessary to hold down a job, so long as it didn't require him to do much interacting with other people, and programs exist specifically to find appropriate jobs for the mentally challenged, but Chris hasn't even tried since being fired from [[Wendy's]].

Further reinforcing his selfishness and laziness, Chris and his family strongly agree it's better for him to hole up in his room and get paid for doing absolutely nothing than to seek out the challenge of finding gainful employment in the real world. This is based on the (quite possibly untrue) assertion that Chris can earn more on disability than from a job. By taking advantage of the government through vastly exaggerated claims of an easily manageable illness which they refuse to help Chris treat, Chris's parents are assured a steady income in the form of his room-and-board payments, and don't have to worry about Chris getting in trouble with the law [[Chris and the Law|again]] when he has another breakdown in public.

===Chris is not a good net citizen===
{{quote|I will have NO DISCUSSIONS GOING ON BEHIND MY BACK ON MY OWN WEBSITE WHATSOEVER!|Chris, on reader participation via [[Twitter]]}}
Chris is more concerned with spreading his own version of [[Honest Content|honest truth]] than being a good net citizen. He has adopted the mentality that most spammers have adopted: who cares about things like terms of service and account suspensions and masses of pissed-off people as long as his message gets through? He won't participate in the communities of the sites he posts on. This is not mere ''passivity'' in those communities, which might still be tolerable; he ''deliberately opposes'' such participation. Most people, while not bothering to contribute to communities, would not at least make deliberate efforts to hinder the community. On [[deviantART]], [[YouTube]] and [[Flipnote Hatena]], he disables all comments, probably because he knew he'd not get any praise anyway — yet this ignores the fact that open commenting is part of the nature of these sites and disabling comments should be done only if it's being clearly used for flagrant abuses of the system, like spam and votebotting. He regards YouTube purely as a video publishing venue and not as a tool for engaging in discussion with his "fans." He created his [[Wikipedia]] user page purely to spread his own message, and did not come to Wikipedia to participate in building an encyclopedia. If the site owners block him, he just comes up with another account or a sockpuppet. The thought of apologizing, getting old accounts reinstated, or the possibility that people who block him might be trying to send him a message never cross his mind.

Chris's behavior on [[CWCipedia]] provides many more examples of his selfish attitude, such as the banner ad crisis in late 2009. He doesn't understand what it ''really'' means that the website is neither hosted nor paid for by him personally, and what sort of things the administration typically does on a website like his. He can't or won't understand simple principles like "webhost's house, webhost's rules," or "beggars can't be choosers," but instead believes that since the site has his name on it, it should be run according to his every demand.

===Chris will reject your advice===

[[Image:0231-MrsSanfordsWiseWords.jpg|thumb|right|What are you going to tell Chris that his [[Virginia Jeanine Sanford|favorite teacher]] didn't tell him 15 years ago?]]

Someone [[White knight emails|carefully explained to Chris why he is a sexist]]. In response, Chris got angry. He is only interested in a guide on how to attract women without first making any changes to himself. Most ridiculous: he denies being overweight.

Read [[Vivitheg's AIM chat|Vivian's AIM chat]]. Vivian actually used to be a counter-troll, and warned Chris several times that [[PandaHalo]] was a troll. Chris fell for PandaHalo anyway. She then tried to talk some damn sense on him over AIM. But Chris proved to be so goddamn stubborn, she actually tossed the towel and became a troll out of spite. In Vivitheg's words: "i've tried for 3 hours now; it's like fighting a wall, i can't beat the wall no matter how hard i try". Not only has she long since joined the troll ranks, but Chris even began [[Sign Destruction Video|berating and sending threats]] to his biggest white knight ever.

===Chris will reject your disclosure of the truth===

* [[Hanna]] was a real life troll, and Chris fell for it.
* [[Lori Lopez]] was a real life troll, and Chris fell for it.
* [[Blanca]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it.
* [[PandaHalo]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it, despite [[Vivitheg]]'s warnings.<ref>[[Vivian Gee E-mails]]</ref>
* [[Robert Simmons V]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it.
* [[Sarah May]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it.
* [[Sarah Jackson]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it.
* [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it.
* [[Julie]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it.
* [[Ivy]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it, despite warnings from the counter-troll that must not be named.
* [[Vanessa Hudgens]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it.
* [[Emily]] was a real life troll, and Chris fell for it.
* [[Kacey]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it. She also married [[CChanSonichuCWC|the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler]].
* [[Father Call|Matthew, Kacey's father]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it.
* [[Jackie]] is a troll, and Chris is falling for it.

See a pattern here? Do you really think he will believe any evidence you send him proving that every fan he has, and pretty much every person he has been in contact with over the past year, is a troll?

===Chris's normal life is often weirder than the trolling===

Chris won't take your advice, so he will fall for trolling. Trolls do weird things and Chris believes almost everything. But even if Chris had no white knights or trolls, his life would still be weird.

Chris's own accomplishments, without any external suggestion or assistance, are sometimes even more jaw-dropping than what the trolls think up. His [[Chris and the Law#Law troubles|previous brushes]] with [[Jerkops|authority figures]], and his [[Attraction Sign|bizarre]] [[Fridays After Five|behavior]] during his outside leisure time are good examples.

===Chris asks for it, and always recovers===

Hell-bent on spreading his version of the truth because he's TRUE and HONEST, Chris cannot realize that his edit warring on Encyclopedia Dramatica was practically a squeal begging for more trolling.

[[wiktionary:TMI|TMI]] is a tactic Chris uses that usually leads to him abusing himself. Since Chris insists on revealing the most minute details of his life to everyone he meets, the trolls always get more information to fuel further acts of trolling. White knights cannot stop our hero from being Honest.

Chris doesn't get embarrassed either. Oh, his nudes and lewd acts are all over the internet? No big deal! [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|All adults do that kind of thing, so what's the problem?]]

Chris managed to fully recover from the depressing [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 21st, 2008|21 October 2008 video]] mentioned above (and quite quickly, too) and proceeded to fail even harder for months. Likewise, despite professing great emotional distress, he bounced back from [[CWC is Sad|the loss of Kacey]] in [[Red Letter CWC Certified Day|a matter of hours]]. So what's the problem?

===Chris made himself an outcast===

High school and college are the places and moments where people are given their first and often only chance to become a functioning part of society. They gave Chris an even greater chance because he's [[autistic]]. They lent him a friendly, caring hand and opened themselves to his friendship, males and females alike. And what did Chris do? He ''refused, by choice,'' to associate with anyone who wasn't female, young, rich, white, and within the Charlottesville area.

When [[Mary Lee Walsh|the Dean]] gave him a chance to reform his behavior, he kept going with his bullshit, and was rightly kicked out of [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] for a full year. What did he learn from that? He learned that Mary Lee Walsh was an evil hag with a personal vendetta against him. He was given ''several'' chances to learn that his [[Attraction sign|loitering and soliciting]] were not appropriate behavior in a public place, and what did he learn? He learned that mall cops are [[Jerkops]], that [[Virginia is for Virgins]], and that his [[Love Quest]] was a matter of him against the world, with the world in the role of the villain. After he was kicked out of The Game Place (where he was again given more leeway than most people ever would have gotten, out of a sense of misguided pity), he was barred from the last place in Ruckersville that was still open to him, and left with only one place: his home.

Now, it's too late for Chris. He was given a friendly hand, but he angrily bit it, and that hand will never reach out to him again. He doesn't even belong in his own home anymore. He spends most of his time in exile in his fantasy land of [[CWCville]], the one and only place still open to him, and that place ''doesn't even exist''.

===[[Stress]]===

In order to get close to Chris, white knights have to spend at least as much time and effort as trolls to get up-to-date and to thwart the troll output. They'd probably have to lie and pretend to be a girl or video game designer to even capture his attention. This combined with Chris's usual responses is enough to make any sane non-professional psychologist [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 21st, 2008|Crash Into Slumber]].

===Chris will not even read your message===

The spam filter is a powerful innovation of good ol' America Online. Any e-mails sent to his private address will be deleted, probably unread, and any e-mails sent to the [[Mailbag]], if they even get published, will be [[Mailbag 29|given one-word replies and ignored]].

===The trolling will not cease===

Even if white knights get to Chris somehow, there is no endgame in which Chris will be free from trolls before his death.

In school, Chris was trolled by his classmates. He was even trolled by one of his [[Joshua Martinez|real life friends]]. In college, he was trolled by friends who grew sick of his bullshit (e.g. [[Mimms]] and [[Lucas]]), and by [[Anna McLerran|girls]] [[Hannah|annoyed]] by his "attraction methods" and rampant, unabashed sexism. If Chris quit the Internet tomorrow, he would still be trolled by a society that refuses to tolerate ignorant manchildren flouting its rules.

If everyone trying to create his next fake sweetheart suddenly got bored and quit, Chris would unwittingly seek out new trolls to take their place, and we know newfags are more than willing.

If Chris isn't assigned a custodian after his parents die, his story will probably end when he falls victim to some con artist who swindles him out of his [[monthly tugboat]] and perhaps his home.

If Chris does get assigned a custodian, he will continue his antics until the custodian kicks him out or bans him from the internet.

If the custodian bans Chris from the internet, that's Chris trolling himself.

If Chris gets institutionalized, he will attract [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_wJvL2BAbQ real life trolls] at the mental hospital.

If Chris does not go into an institution and instead ends up in prison due to circumstances that cannot be foreseen, he will be trolled there as well.

If the entire world reforms and decides to leave Chris alone, his own sense of victimization will override any benefit. Consider that Chris felt persecuted simply by observing [[Jerks|males who had more success than himself]]. He regards legitimate assertions of authority as rank brutality. [[Adam Stackhouse]] managed to upset Chris to a degree that CWC observers rate among the most impressive to date, and he did it without even knowing that Chris existed at the time. Bleak as it is, unless Chris embarks on a program of radical self-improvement and/or learns some humility, and manages against the odds to shake off both his legions of abusers and seamy reputation, he will forever feel like a [[Kick the Autistic|thoroughly kicked autistic]].

===The trolling helps Chris, and indeed others===
If Chris were just some random nobody on the internet, he'd be doing nothing but playing video games and occasionally drawing unsellable comics until his parents died. Then he'd be institutionalized. He'd remain without social skills, a virgin all his life, with no job, success or future.

Instead, Chris's antics have become a cultural phenomenon that — without exaggeration — is something extraordinary, unique, and which likely won't be replicated in any shape or form for years to come. Chris has secured his place among such luminaries as the Time Cube guy and John Titor, and unlike the Time Cube guy, you can actually comprehend what Chris is saying most of the time. Chris interacting with the world through his websites and YouTube has drawn in a crowd of people who are participating in an unprecedented, continual piece of performance art of a kind that would have been unheard of only a few years ago. He brings entertainment to thousands of people all over the world, an accomplishment that most could never dream of achieving — the kind of thing that would give Dane Cook a stiffy just to consider. His internet fame is actually a sort of success in its own right, and may bring him further success. There are thousands of people out there that are so fascinated by him that they study his life on a daily basis.

One could argue that if Chris eventually "retired" from this comedy act by actually coming to terms with his problems, seeking professional help, and completely reforming (and selling media rights to his life's story to the highest bidder, like all sensible people would do), he could live the rest of his life secure and probably moderately wealthy. The troll audience would give him a standing ovation for entertaining them for as long as he did, and move on to the next piece of tragicomedy brought to us by the emerging Web technologies. We have seen far more messed-up celebrity stories already; Chris's tale is at least quite different from the norm and engaging.

What's more, the trolls provide him with an actual social outlet to learn and grow in life. Instead of being an unemployable, hideous, fat, virgin bedroom dweller that nobody has ever heard of, he's an internet-famous unemployable, hideous, fat, virgin bedroom dweller and this by itself increases his chances of getting friends and a girl. He may even end up employed, too, probably appearing in an advertisement or sponging off royalties from any biographical medium, whether it be a book, movie or TV series. He could become the next William Hung if he put half an ounce of effort into it.

Also, Chris's constant failure at life has inspired [[Autism#Chris and other autistics|hundreds]] to self-improvement. Really, he's accomplishing a pretty good thing here.

===Chris treats "fans" and white knights like crap===
If you try to white knight him, his response is merely to block you on YouTube, AIM or any other messenger service and never respond. He accuses practically all white knights of being trolls. Quite ironic, isn't it? He screams "I'M STRAIGHT!" when you tell him up front that you're a guy. When you tell him his current "girlfriend" is actually a troll, he'll accuse you of wanting to "break up the relationship for the lulz." He'll be rude, won't listen and won't read between the lines. He will always bite the hand that feeds him, so you should just let him wallow in his own self loathing.

{{quote|Whatever.|Send Chris a 400-word, well-reasoned email — get a [[Mailbag 29#Whatever|1-word reply]] back}}
{{quote|You can go f*** yourself.|[[Mailbag 43#Go Fuck Yourself, too!|A not-so reasonable reply]] to reasonable criticism}}

Chris doesn't treat his (perceived) fans much better. Even aside from the SonichuIzCool incident mentioned above, Chris has severe problems answering questions from his fans (or trolls who pretend to be positive fans), and will often react in a hostile manner to everything he sees as negative or offensive. His [[Mailbag]] is the most obvious example. He hates being corrected, and tenaciously clings to his misinformed beliefs; his insistence that Asperger's Syndrome and autism are unrelated is a good example of this. When or if he's having a good day and manages to answer questions from fans at all, he often gives them very brief, one or two word answers that do not elaborate on anything, or outright ignore parts of the question. Not only is he terse, but he's slow to act as well; for example, it [[Brutal Legend Plus|took him three days to realize]] that a [[Brutal Legend|video he uploaded]] was seriously broken. He also promised that [[Sonichu Fan Promo|a spectacular fan creation]] would be officially featured in the Sonichu comic — and it ultimately was, ''over a year later.''

Most webcomics have a specific schedule that they have decided to follow. Many webcomics fail to live up to them – some less, some more; some for good reasons, some have no excuse whatsoever. Chris didn't have a set schedule for the comic for the longest time, but then agreed to update the comic on a daily basis, a schedule which even the most well-funded webcomic artists would consider particularly demanding. In February and March 2010, there have been few updates to the comic. When the inevitable complaints about schedule slip started to come, Chris snapped at his fans by saying that inspiration takes its time, forgetting that it was ''he'' who decided daily updates were the way to go. As the "Great Director Chandler", he could have the power to decide what schedule to follow, but instead, he chose to attack his fans.

==Examples==

:''Read: [[White knight emails]]''

[[Svenka]] is a counter-troll.

On 6 [[May 2009]], [[YouTube]] user xThexPinchx/NorthxStar7/[http://www.youtube.com/user/ThePinchisDaBomb ThePinchisDaBomb] tried to blackmail major trolls, claiming to have information on them. He was easily called on his bluff by someone who had not trolled Chris at all.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/user/softerthanhardware YouTube]</ref> The Pinch has also threatened [[BlueSpike]] saying he has information from his friends but the thing is '''BLUESPIKE HAS NO FRIENDS.'''

====TV Tropes====

[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Sonichu The TV Tropes article on Sonichu] used to have a white-knight message as the first text of the article, with a link back to this very page. The message is reproduced below:

{{quote|Hey Chris! If you're reading this: you seriously need to get help from licensed professionals, before the stuff you do gets you thrown in prison or forcibly committed. And we're sorry, but you have no real fans - the people you think are your fans are really either trolls or laughing at you behind your back. Every. Last. One. Please listen to us - for once.|- Concerned tropers}}

Unfortunately, TV Tropes doesn't have as much experience with Chris as we do and fails to realize that [[chris and his ego|their message, while well intentioned, will do absolutely nothing]] and Chris will simply ignore it even if he does [[Mailbag 52|fully read and input it for better development. Thank you for your time.]]

For reasons unknown, the message was removed.

==In Conclusion==
As good as your intentions may be, there is no conceivable way any mortal man alive can reach Chris and change him for the better. Your efforts will unfortunately fail, and he will just brush you aside, seeing no difference between you and the trolls. Nothing short of divine intervention, revelation, or a horrifyingly close brush with death will change him. You would be best to leave him be and find something else to do with your time. All we can do is hope that one of the three afore-mentioned scenarios happen at some point, [[Chris and Religion|though the first two seem highly unlikely.]]

==Sauces==
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==External links==
* [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/White_knight White Knighting] article at [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]

[[Category:People]]
[[Category:Trolling]]

Talk:Aspergers (CWCipedia article)

2010-11-19T01:59:28Z

Sonichu: /* oh, here */

Categorize this. I was thinking of making a regular Asperger's article but I think it's alright to have this article here since it summarizes Chris's views on Asperger's and why he dislikes ass pies in addition to a regular article to chronicle the drama about Asperger's. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:30, 5 December 2009 (CET)

*Categories added. I figured that since Chris made the post it was important to document it, but I didn't want to take up the title "Aspergers" with this or do a redirect with that title in case someone wanted to make a general article on Asperger's Syndrome and Chris's views about the subject. [[User:Alteceastlansing|Alteceastlansing]] 06:45, 5 December 2009 (CET)

==An obscure passage==

Anyone have any idea what Chris is getting at towards the end of this passage:

<blockquote>"The people who first evaluated me ever even stated that I would never even make it to [[Manchester High School|High School]], much less even Write His Name. Take That and Smoke It, oldest doctors."</blockquote>

"Write His Name"? "Take That and Smoke It, oldest doctors"? WHUT?! [[User:Llort|Llort]] 07:30, 5 December 2009 (CET)

*Chris is probably dramatizing what the doctors said about him. I'd imagine they probably did say he'd need special schooling and couldn't make it in a regular high school, but as far as not being able to write his own name? He was already in elementary school when this was discussed, so I imagine he could already do that at the time.

:And "take that and smoke it" is Chris telling off those who diagnosed him by butchering the cliche, "Put that in your pipe and smoke it." In other words, "so there!" [[User:Alteceastlansing|Alteceastlansing]] 07:46, 5 December 2009 (CET)

==A revealing line==

Noteworthy for a different reason is the very next line:

<blockquote>"I have worked very hard to achieve and maintain [[Honor roll|Honor Roll]] throughout Middle and High School, and even to make the [[PVCC]] [[Mary Lee Walsh|Dean's List]], and fulfill my parents' wishes to work for and earn the [[CADD|Degree and Certificate for Computer Aided Drafting and Design]]."</blockquote>

That's right: not "I worked", but "I ''have'' worked". Chris earned his CADD degree ''over three years ago'', and that's the ''most'' recent of the several "accomplishments" that he lists... yet he's still referring to all of these deeds in the present perfect tense instead of the preterite. I mean, the syntax of his sentences alone is revealing just how much he's living in the past! [[User:Llort|Llort]] 07:30, 5 December 2009 (CET)

I think the last part is especially revealing. To "fulfill [his] parents' wishes"? That he earned the degree not for his own benefit but because his parents wanted him to do it shows that he is content to stagnate and make nothing of himself. Not that we didn't know that, but it's interesting to see him admit it, oblique though his admission may be. --[[User:Doomknight|Doomknight]] 09:28, 5 December 2009 (CET)

== Chris showing his superiority by insisting on his social inferiority? ==

"They think they can one-up, or even match, autism with the Lack of Social Capability and their Clumsiness and such."

- I can't come up with a clever remark about this. [[User:Glorious Tentacularity|Glorious Tentacularity]] 08:25, 5 December 2009 (CET)

Urge... to throttle manchild... rising... [[User:EnsignDisposable|EnsignDisposable]] 09:02, 5 December 2009 (CET)

I think what Chris is trying to get at is that ASS PIES raise the bar for autistics and that means people will have higher expectations for people like Chris. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:06, 5 December 2009 (CET)

Yeah, I'm sure it enrages him to know, thanks to the existence of Asperger's Syndrome, that there are autistic males who have a lot of friends, get positive female attention, and look like this (yours truly): [http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v170/40/78/32404352/n32404352_31011321_1360.jpg] --[[User:Doomknight|Doomknight]] 09:23, 5 December 2009 (CET)
*I'm sorry, Doomknight, was I supposed to fap to that? I won't because I AM STRAIGHT. I AM NOT A HOMO! I know because I have Sailor Moon posters and fondle Optimus Prime and stuff. [[User:Glorious Tentacularity|Glorious Tentacularity]] 13:37, 5 December 2009 (CET)
* Doomknight, you have to be the second-most-handsome man on the CWCKI. (the most handsome being myself, naturally). In all seriousness, my opinion on this whole thing as a professional high-functioning asperger's personthingunit is: LOLhahahaha oh wow. I was angry for a split second when I first read it, but then it just became hilarious -- [[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 01:34, 6 December 2009 (CET)

== How far will this little piece bring us?==
* He's done it! Finally! Those DAMN and SLANDEROUS Asperger's hogging al MY attention! This piece of comedy gold is so incredibly hilarious to me I don't know where to begin. Every time I read a bit I start laughing my ass off. Please keep up the pinning with Asperger's, because I smell a Youtube rant coming. --[[User:Hayate666|Hayate666]] 11:10, 5 December 2009 (CET)

==WAT==
And to think I had some small piece of pity for CWC before that, some troll's remorse maybe... Oh dear. It's somehow even worse than the "Gay Gene curing" thing, maybe because the latter sounds too fantastic and over-the-top. But this... oh man. Chris, what the fuck.

Not to be too offtopic, a suggestion: maybe we could make a middle-sized article named something like "Chris's intolerance"/"Chris and intolerance"/"Chris's Kampf"/whatever. In it we could make a list (with links) of all examples of Chris's intolerance - racial, sexual, religious, or medical. This list could give people a quick overview of the levels of Chris's intolerance in general, while specific articles (like this one, Niggos, Homos, etc.) would examine each type in depth. How about this, guys? --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 12:59, 5 December 2009 (CET)

== What the hell is he talking about? ==

I read the line "And with that, I have not only Helped cultivate the First Generation of Autistic People, but I have gone beyond the Autistic Dreams academically, communicatively and socially." and wondered what he was getting at.
I understand that he thinks he's some sort of fantastic example for autistics everywhere but the part about helping cultivate the first generation of autistic people has me stumped.

Does he think that autism wasn't in existence before his lifetime?
Does he think he is the 'Prototype Autistic'?
Is he confusing 'cultivate' with 'leading'? If so, why the first generation?

This article is a prime example of his ego, jealousy and stubborn stupidity in the face of facts.
Amazing! --[[User:Tarkus|Tarkus]] 22:08, 5 December 2009 (CET)

* He's basically saying that he conquered every symptom, problem and consequence of classic autism. He has made friends, he performed excellent at school, he is popular. He's basically so awesome that he could kick Chuck Norris' ass with his Chun Lee moves despite his autism and as such is a shining beacon of hope and STRAIGHT manliness for every autistic person in the world. Somehow in his demented mind having Aspergers' messes with that. --[[User:Hayate666|Hayate666]] 00:44, 6 December 2009 (CET)

==Harry Potter==

I added a small passage comparing this to his hatred for Harry Potter, because it seems so fucking obvious. If I'm deluding myself, please say so. It just seemed to fit.[[User:CDiddles|CDiddles]] 02:05, 6 December 2009 (CET)
*That's a pretty good comparison actually. Harry Potter/Assburgers is the bane of his Pokemon/Autism. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 02:13, 6 December 2009 (CET)
:* I wasn't aware that he hated Harry Potter. It seems logical the way you put it. --[[User:Hayate666|Hayate666]] 13:08, 6 December 2009 (CET)
::*Chrissy hates Harry Potter because it "dared" to compete with Pokemon. --[[User:Sack Thaddic|Sack Thaddic]] 16:12, 6 December 2009 (CET)
::: I wonder how he feels about Digimon, Monster Rancher, and other monster raising games from around the same time. 3 C-quarters says he "doesn't much care for them." --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 00:20, 7 December 2009 (CET)

==Ass Meat==

Is actually one of the best cuts of meat. The most tender meat usually come from the back of the animal, like the rump, rib and loin; I know this shit, I'm a dago --[[User:Robotnik|Robotnik]] 05:22, 26 January 2010 (UTC)

== Oh Lord, I love the pic ==

This is an excellent example of having an image associated with an article. It's pure perfection to have an image of Chris ala Adolf Hitler with the quote "VICTORY OVER AUTISM BELONGS ONLY TO US TRUE AUTISTIC PEOPLE" as the caption. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:04, 1 March 2010 (UTC)

== So... ==

What exactly makes the two so COMPLETELY DIFFERENT in Chris's mind. Has he ever gone into detail on that? He admits they're similar, and seems aware that Aspergers is less severe than autism, but he's never actually mentioned any traits or characteristics that set autism apart from aspergers.

If this were the good old mailbag days, I would have liked to drill him on this. God dammit I miss the mailbags.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 22:13, 16 May 2010 (UTC)

It's simple. Chris takes pride in the fact that he's high-functioning autistic. He's become convinced, somehow, that it's incredibly rare for someone to be as high-functioning as he is and sees it as an accomplishment. However, he seems to think that people with Aspergers are even higher functioning. It makes him feel less perfect than he thinks he is. He also thinks that they're faking it to gain sympathy.

Having the two grouped together under the same banner means, to Chris, that he's a faking impostor who is too lazy to improve on himself. More or less, the scientific community just declared that his name is Ian Brandon Anderson.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 22:41, 16 May 2010 (UTC)

*I understand the whole stealing the limelight and faking impostor aspects, I'm just wondering if Chris ever tried to justify the "Completely different" aside from "Because I said so".--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 00:15, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
**Is there even a reason for chris's irrational hatred of apsergers? i know its chris we are talking about, but even this must have a more logical origin.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:47, 17 May 2010 (UTC)

''"For your information, the Fact of Aspergers being different from Autism and of it trying to steal the light is of MY Own Idea."''

Only after seeing how defensive Chris was getting did it occur to me he's probably just jumping on the bandwagon of mocking these self-diagnosed Aspies I've heard so much about, and added a narcissistic twist to it. If someone ran the ED page on AS by him we might get some interesting information. --[[User:LeninandMcCarthy|LeninandMcCarthy]] 02:05, 17 May 2010 (UTC)

==oh, here==
http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/User:Robotnik/veggiewar forgot I made this; it might be funny...--[[User:Robotnik|Robotnik]] 09:26, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
:Anyone think "Sieg über Autismus gehört nur uns wahr austistic Menschen!" or "Sieg über Autismus gehört zu uns Menschen, der Wahrhaftigkeit, mit Autismus!" would do better with the image at the top of the page, because this is the German for a caption on a German image? --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 03:50, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
::I'm not so sure about this. English is the language we all speak. I speak only very limited german (not enough to get by) and because a large part of the userbase is in the USA, I'm not sure that putting shit in german is the way to go. Yeah, it's more accurate, but it's also boring and tedious to have to open google translate and try to decipher "Victory is ours about autism austistic true men!". I think we should stick with english. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 17:29, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:::I submitted the proper translation for the line to them, so with luck they might actually use it instead of what they gave me. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 18:10, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:::: German can be a little stupit. It would be "echte_n_ autistische_n_" if you want to go with the German sentence. I just registered, so I feel a little unconfortable changing the actual page but I am a native German speaker.
::::: I'm a native speaker as well. Seeing how horribly broken the sentence was, I didn't feel uncomfortable at all correcting it. Now it's pure and perfect Nazi-German :P --[[User:Sonichu|Sonichu]] 17:59, 18 November 2010 (PST)

Talk:Aspergers (CWCipedia article)

2010-11-19T01:59:13Z

Sonichu: /* oh, here */

Aspergers (CWCipedia article)

2010-11-19T01:54:29Z

Sonichu: changed from broken into correct German by a native speaker

[[Image:Autisticrace.jpg|thumb|"Der Sieg über Autismus gehört allein uns, den echten autistischen Menschen!"]]

On 4 [[December 2009]], Chris uploaded a screed about '''Asperger's syndrome''' to his [[CWCipedia]]. Similar to his irrational hatred for [[Harry Potter]], Chris's distaste for [[Asperger's]] is based not on reason but on his misconception that it is somehow competing with his precious crutch of autism. Chris has established an unwavering brand loyalty, and he'll be damned if he gives any ground to this diabolical "competitor." It would be shocking, if not for the fact that this is typical [[Christian Weston Chandler]].

Chris has long suggested that somehow his form of [[autism]] is more special and worthy of pity than the forms of autism other people have. He'd never really given much of a reason as to [[Chris and his ego|why he felt this way]], though he started getting pressed heavily on the subject in several letters he received through his [[mailbag]]. When trying to explain why autism is completely different than Asperger's syndrome, he would cite sources that actually went against his suppositions. When people pointed that out, he finally decided to vomit a hateful essay all over his site that suggested, among other things, that he "Helped cultivate the First Generation of Autistic People", and that he was one of the most successful autistic people of all time, that those afflicted with Asperger's syndrome are [[CChanSonichuCWC|"impostors"]] that are hogging the "limelight" from [[Kick the Autistic|autistics]]. He also acts as if the fact that the name can sound like "ass-burgers" or "ass-boogers" ("Most Terrible Cut of Meat from any Animal; even something that can be picked nasally") is more proof that the classification of Asperger's as a type of autism is flawed (as if poor Hans's last name, which likely came from ''Asperge'', a Central European word for "asparagus," were his fault). Chris misses the irony that ass meat is exactly what he eats every time he drives to [[McDonald's]]. Long story short, he's merely crying that people with Asperger's are receiving attention [[Chris and his Ego|he feels he should be receiving instead]].

==Article==

'''Christian Weston Chandler's Opinion on the Autisim/Aspergers Comparison.'''

December 4, 2009

Good day, I, Christian Weston Chandler, [[Chris and health#Mental health|of sound mind and body,]] type the following from honest personal opinions, and I apologize for all offensive remarks I will be making in the statement.

Aspergers is Nothing At All Like Autism. I have stated this Fact over and over again in my replies to messages from people who tell me otherwise. I feel very sick and tired of hearing that false rumor that the two are Anything to Full Similar.

Firstly, I can verify that I was diagnosed with Autism with papers in my parents' filing cabinets. And more current and immediate within my reach, I have the papers from my [[Autism papers|most recent Psychiatric Evaluation]] on November 5, [[2004]] with '''Dr. Zachariah C. Dameron, III, M.D.''' She reverifies my Autisim in this, and I quote, "Mr. Chandler is a 22-year-old man with a history of developmental delays and '''autism'''. Despite these limitations, he semms to have been quite successful in maximizing his academic abilities. Despite his significant delays in language, he has over the years developed relatively affective communication skills."

And with that, I have not only [[Chris and his ego|Helped cultivate the First Generation]] of Autistic People, but I have gone beyond the Autistic Dreams academically, communicatively and socially. Still, I have trouble maintaining Eye-Contact, my mentality is sometimes slow yet quick at other times. The people who first evaluated me ever even stated that I would never even make it to [[Manchester High School|High School]], much less even '''Write His Name'''. Take That and Smoke It, oldest doctors. I have worked very hard to achieve and maintain [[Honor Roll]] throughout Middle and High School, and even to make the [[PVCC]] [[Mary Lee Walsh|Dean's List]], and fulfill my parents' wishes to work for and earn the [[CADD|Degree and Certificate for Computer Aided Drafting and Design]].

And those with Aspergers DARE try to take the Shine and Limelight AWAY from us Autistic people, not only with their "Social Flaws" and such possibly similar traits to Autism. But to SHUN us Autistics by being BETTER Communicatively and Mentally than us. I have received a message from one who DARED called me "Normal" in comparison to him. IF ANYTHING, the Asperger people ARE and HAVE BEEN NORMAL. They think they can one-up, or even match, autism with the Lack of Social Capability and their Clumsiness and such. THOSE Characteristics can be FAKED by them who are MOST NORMAL compared to us TRUE AUTISTIC PEOPLE.

Even their Title is flawed, "Aspergers"; it can be misconstrued into a Most Terrible Cut of Meat from any Animal; even something that can be picked nasally.

I have fought Long and Hard to make a Stand for the Autistic People; I will most certainly NOT let these impostors Steal the True Original Title of Autistic from any of us.

VICTORY OVER AUTISM BELONGS ONLY TO US TRUE AUTISTIC PEOPLE.

--ChrisChanSonichu 04:16, 5 December 2009 (CET)

==See also==
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* [[Slow-in-the-minds]]
* [[Autism]]
* [[Chris and his Ego]]
* [[Chris and psychology]]
* [[Mailbag]]
* [[Asperger syndrome]]
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User:Sonichu

2010-11-06T11:01:03Z

Sonichu: Created page with "Yes, I'm trolling my own creator. Don't tell me you are surprised."

Yes, I'm trolling my own creator.

Don't tell me you are surprised.

Jackie E-mails 20

2010-11-06T10:50:26Z

Sonichu:

{{Email|October 28, 2010 - 3:09pm

You're missing the point. My point is that you told me you would do the videos, no problem. You lied to me. THAT is my problem. Isn't your lying the main thing that has ended all your previous relationships? Yet you still do it constantly. You still think you can just effortlessly lie your way out of any situation you find uncomfortable, regardless of the sheer number of times your own lies have gotten you in trouble or ruined a relationship you were trying to create.

You say that you still have hang-ups against Alec that are "beyond your knowledge". That is a cop-out answer. The point of talking to Alec is so you can figure out why you're still mad at him. We talked about that already. And if you're allowed to hold grudges against Alec and Michael Snyder and Mary Lee Walsh for absolutely no fucking reason beyond you're too lazy to change, why should I be expected to take the risk of changing MY feelings and putting aside my misgivings about your devotion? These October videos are supposed to be your way of proving to me that you really care about me and can actually DO something to show it instead of just repeating the same words over and over. I gave you this contest as a compromise so you could prove your love to me without having to give up your PS3, remember that? I went out of MY way to give YOU that compromise, and yet you STILL complain about every little bit of effort I ask you to do. And then you go and say you have to "put up with a lot from me".

By the way, I wrote to Alec and he responded to me only a couple minutes ago, and he said he hasn't received any email from you in months. So did you lie to me about that, too?

Do you see yet? My chief problem with you is that you lie. You lie. You LIE. ALL THE TIME.

Well, then... I don't want your greasy hair video. I still want a cooking video because as a house husband you are suppose to cook your beloved ME meals. I want you to get some playdough or model magic or something (must be three different colors, use what you've got or go get some at the dollar store) you can MAKE BELIEVE and perform a pretend cooking segment. I want you to line up all his stuffed animals as an audience, pan to the "audience" on occasion, and shape that playdough into dinner. SPAGHETTI AND MEATBALL DINNER. Describe what you're doing, and talk about how you'd want me to feed you it… than giggle and ask for a Bib because it's messy :D Then, at the end, I want to see you "eat" the meal JUST LIKE COOKIE MONSTER. Smush it all over, because you love it and me so much!

So give the contest your all, Chris. You've only got a few days left.

Jackie}}

{{Email|October 29, 2010 - 8:28pm

Hey Chris. How's it going? I haven't heard from you at all today. I hope you aren't still kicking yourself because you lied to me, I don't want you to feel like you have to shut yourself off from me because of that. I mean, yeah, it hurt me when I found out, and I'm sure you felt bad about telling all these lies. But we need to get past it and just let it be over and done with.

Anyway, I'm looking forward to seeing the videos! What did Alec say when you told him you were doing the parade pages? All he gave me was confirmation that you wrote him, he didn't give any other details on your conversation. Are you going to the library tomorrow then to upload them all? I can't wait!!

XO XO XO XO

Jackie}}

{{EmailReply|October 30, 2010 - 12:02am

Firstly, I have not lied to you; when I said it was cool on the videos, reference the Spaghetti, I was under the fact of an idea of access to the stove and ingredients at the time. I tried to get ingredients, and I tried to clear the junk away from the stove, all without getting my parents too informed of the video-recording resons behind it all. Not only was I unable to relocate the junk, but my family brought home a meal-sized spaghetti and meatballs frozen dinner instead of individual ingredients. I Mis Spoke; I did not lie. I Mis Spoke.

Same thing on the 9 replacement pages; I said Okay, because I knew truthfully I can do that on the ideas I had so far. But then I read the suggestion on the freakin' parade for Alec, I felt infuriated and frustrated. Speaking of which, I will forward you Alec's two e-mails and my reply. I have realized that aside from the past forgiven reasons on his drawn works, I still feel against him, because he's gay, has Aspergers, and is a male. Further explained in my reply to him I just wrote to him.

Anyway, you will have all of the videos on my YouTube this afternoon.

I'll TTYL. Stay safe and Sweet, and I am sorry for getting angry with you in that e-mail from Wednesday.
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO
<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
Lots of Love,
Christian.}}

{{Email|October 30, 2010 - 3:39pm

Chris, I have a lot to say, so make sure you read every word of this.

Um, yes you did lie. You lied to me. Why are you bringing up the spaghetti video? You know the lie I was talking about was whether you were going to do the parade comic pages. You told me you would, then you told Samantha you wouldn't. There's a lie in there somewhere. And I see in the email you sent him that you asked him to bail you out and get me to back off of the comic page idea. So obviously you meant it when you told Samantha you wouldn't do it.

And then you DIDN'T do it. I told you to do a parade comic, and you said this:
"I'll do all of that for you, but with such tall orders, It'll be
Saturday when I'll drive to the library again and upload them all."
That's a quote from you. You said you'd do the videos as I ask. But that was a lie. You never meant to do the parade comic. You just decided to redo the comic exactly the same as before, with Alec and his friends being found guilty for doing nothing wrong.

And about that: you're telling me that it's okay to keep hating Alec because... you're a close-minded bigot. Is that supposed to make me feel good? You've had months to get over all this. Talk to him like a man already. He doesn't deserve this hatred from you. And you actually tried to get HIM to lie to me for you and tell me to give up on the comic pages? After all the vile things you said to him, you actually asked him for a favor. Do you even understand that relationships are a two-way street? That you can't treat someone like pure shit for no reason and then ask them to do nice things for you? Do you get that at all? Or do you think that because he's MALE that makes him bad and that he automatically owes you something? You say trolls are awful people, but you feel perfectly fine about continuing to torment this guy for no reason. And apparently the love of a girl like me isn't worth overcoming your childish anger for.

Why did you even bother asking him to tell me to back off of the parade thing when you weren't going to bother doing it anyway? You obviously didn't care whether I wanted it or not, you just weren't going to do it.

And you also lazily cut corners on virtually every other video, despite saying "I'll do all of that for you":
-You only scrubbed one tiny section of tile in your shower, even though I told you to do it from top to bottom. And don't tell me that you wouldn't have time to film it all if you did, because you didn't film yourself cleaning it at all, so the time it took to clean wouldn't matter. You just said you could do the whole thing "if you had to". If you won't do it when your girlfriend repeatedly asks you to, what WILL make you do it?
-You "mimed" doing the spaghetti, even though I told you to use clay or playdough or something like that instead. You have plenty of that stuff, I know you do. Or you could have bought some at the dollar store.
-You didn't wear a sari or put the dot on your head or anything for your Bollywood video, it was just you in a bra. You could have just used a bedsheet or something.
-The comic was not only completely NOT what you said you would do, and was NOT at ALL what I wanted, but most of it wasn't even colored in. You had five days since I asked you to do it to draw and color nine pages.

I have to bring up once AGAIN that this whole contest was a compromise. MY compromise. For YOU. You won't get rid of your stupid video game for me, so rather than let that break us up, I decided to come up with this contest instead. That way you could keep your precious video game, and I could still see some proof that you love me. But what do I get? You fail to upload videos on time. You wouldn't even make a drive to the library to upload them for WEEKS until after the 100th time I asked you to give a shit about giving me my videos. You cut corners in your videos. You refuse to do any video that causes the least bit of "stress", despite the woman you claim to love asking you to do it for you. You won't make the parade comic for me. It's not even about fucking Alec, it's about ME. I AM THE ONE THAT WANTED IT IN THE FIRST PLACE, NOT HIM, AND YOU STILL DECIDED I WASN'T WORTH DOING IT FOR.

You know Chris, I wouldn't be so frustrated if you would just ADMIT when you have done something wrong to me. But no, you have to rationalize your way out of it every chance you think you've got, even when it's so obvious what you did. You sit there and tell me that you love me more than your video games but you won't give them up. What else matters more than I do, Chris? Does your petty grudge against people like Alec Benson Leary matter more than me? Looks like it does, since you won't do the comic I asked for. Stop SAYING words that don't mean anything and DO what I ask you to instead, then maybe I'll believe you.

I'm going to be honest with you, Chris. Lars contacted me recently. He wants me back. At first I was going to say no, I definitely wouldn't want him back because I had something better. But after seeing how you try to cut corners with the girl you "love" and do the least possible effort to win her over, I'm starting to have my doubts. You know what Lars said he did? He burned all his boats. Every last one of them. Says he doesn't need them anymore, that I am more important than they are. And he burned them before even contacting me, before even knowing what my answer would be, because he knew that even if I didn't take him back his life will still be better for overcoming his addiction. Would YOU be willing to get rid of your PS3 for me? Oh wait, we've answered that question. No, you wouldn't.

You failed this contest, Chris. I gave you every leeway possible and you still failed it because you didn't feel motivated enough to put down your video games long enough to do a good job and do what I ask of you. But I'm going to give you one more chance. I'm going to call you soon, and I'm going to have Lars on the phone with me. I want you to debate with Lars over why you think you're a better partner for me than he is. I'm telling him the same terms apply to him. I'll be listening to the call as it happens. All you have to do is prove that you can be a better partner than Lars will be. He won't be rude or insulting, he'll be polite and on his best behavior - I'm making him, he knows if he gets immature then I'll get rid of him - so you'd better be on your best behavior, too. I want to hear two adults talking, not two children.

I'll write back soon to discuss when we can make this call happen, it will be within the next few days. If you really love me, you'll do it, I don't care which of your favorite TV shows the call might interrupt.

Jackie}}

{{EmailReply|October 31, 2010 - 8:27am

Well, I have read and understood what you wrote. Firstly, let me just say I was in shock about what I read. Second, I am sorry for cutting corners. I am sorry for not making a parade for Alec; I did not feel at ease with myself on drawing a parade. I am sorry for telling Alec to call off the parade thing when I as not going to do it anyway. I am sorry about not wearing a sari or a bead on my head; I had forgotten those two details, but I had written down that you wanted the Bollywood video, and I did it in my bra. I had real spaghetti; I offered some to the camera; I mde like a pig (a small pig, perhaps) and troghed it and got the sauce on my face. I really, truly Love and Care about you, Jackie. I am notthe world's "perfect" man, but I did what I was able to do and draw; it was not all that easy, mentally, to me. I'm going to church in a bit, but I will converse with you and Lars over the phone later, and I will be most mature about it. Just let me know the area code to watch for on my caller ID, and the approx. time.

TTYL,
I Love You,
Christian.}}

{{Email|October 31, 2010 - 1:23pm

I'll let you know a little bit later when I'll be able to make the call happen. In the meantime, thank you for realizing how hurt I was by your lies and cutting corners. You know what I'd really love? I'd love you to remake the parade pages the proper way for me, as a sign of your apology :)

Talk to you soon,

Jackie}}

{{EmailReply|November 1, 2010 - 3:40pm

I'm still wating to hear back on the call details or when you'll be in CVille for our meet and dates.

Straght up, I have drawn my replacement pages; I am not going to draw a parade for Alec. But I wll apologize to him for the way I have felt about him, and I will reprogram my mind to dislike him less.

Something else on my mind; it has come to my attenton that I end up pausing to keep my train of thought going from time to time. And confidentally, I have realized with that, I am mentally slow,or to put it in the other, more insulting to me term, retarded. Big whoop-de-do reason why I take time thinking about details and things. I have in the past hurt myself metaphorically, and hurt other's feelings, because my instinct responses were not all the best chosen. But I am a smart person, and I am well-educated. Ths s also why looked up to Sonic the Hedgehog as my lifelong hero, because he's not only quck in the feet, but also in the head. I may have missed a detal or two when I made the videos, but I still made them; it took me time to think on how I was to make them. But I still made them For You, because I care a Lot about you, Jacklyn.

Also, ths may be a bad idea to bring this up, but after thinking about it, I feel it is in your best interest out of my care for you to bring it up. Lars has hurt you before, Jacklyn. He OTC Abortion Drugged your coffee and killed the first growing life inside you. fear that f you went back to him, he may do it again, or even worse. Plus he may be lying about burning his boats; he may have said that, but he may only be saying it in an attempt to one-up himself over me. You told me so yourself before; Lars is NO Good. And as your caring boyfriend, I have to agree and remind you in warning.

I will still have the phone conversation if you stll feel it is for the best.

I worry and care about you a lot, Jackie. I Love You.

Stay Safe and Sweet. TTYL,
Christian.}}

{{Email|November 1, 2010 - 4:05pm

So you "love" me, but you won't do the comic pages the way I want. Or do anything else for me that is even a little bit uncomfortable. You won't put aside your feelings and do something I want. I guess that shows what option you'll take any time in the future when faced with a choice between my happiness and your own.

You say you "may have missed a detal or two when I made the videos, but I still made them". So does that mean you are retracting your admission that you cut corners to be lazy? Doesn't matter much whether you do or not, I know that's what you did. I told you repeatedly that getting the details right was every bit as important as making the videos themselves. You make up things like "I am not expected to make videos exactly to the letter", even though I'M the one doing the expecting, and I told you that being exact was a requirement. You just keep making up these little excuses and deciding that's how reality is, even though your made-up reality doesn't come close to being true.

I have proof of Lars burning the boats, he showed me a video of doing it himself. Unlike you, he hasn't dropped all his money and priorities and gone and replaced them in a matter of days like you did with your PS3, so that's another strike against you there. Also, considering the sheer number of lies you've told me in the past week, I don't think you're in a position to be calling him a liar.

Anyway, I don't mean to say this to throw it in your face. I just think it's stuff you should use to help prepare yourself for the call. I've arranged it with Lars for this Wednesday night at 10:30 sharp. Be ready.

Jackie}}

{{Email|November 2, 2010 - 9:39pm

Hey Chris, I haven't heard from you today. Just making sure you'll be available for the call tomorrow night?

Jackie}}

{{Email|November 3, 2010 - 5:00pm

Chris, have you even been checking your email? I need to know whether you're going to answer if I call you tonight or not.

Jackie}}

{{EmailReply|November 4, 2010 - 10:40am

I'm sorry for not checking my e-mail lately, and I was up last night at 10:30 with my cell phone on full ring volumn, waiting for your call. And you dd not call. I thought it was obvious that unless I tell you otherwise, go ahead and call. But you dd not call. Aside from that and the disappointment of not getting your expected call, I felt like shit already from you continuing to call me a liar; I have told you mostly the truth, and the rest of time were MisSpeaks. And How did you think I was going to feel after reading your response after the e-mail I sent you a few days ago caringly reminding you of Lar's horrendous deed and what he may do unto you in the future if you went back to him regardless of his sunken battleships? I felt I was "up a creek without a paddle" in this relationship, and I felt really down on myself between hat and my realization of the fact I am retarded often.

I just don't know anymore. I have done a Lot for you, and all I seem to mostly get is gripe and little appreciation from you for my efforts.

I care a LOT about you, Jacklyn Romy, but this relationship appears to be on its rockiest of rip tides to me. Mainly it is up to you on the decision of staying with a considerably slow-minded, honest man who would show you a ton of care and affection, or going back to the ex who killed his own seed in your womb and may do worse than that (granted there are other details about that relationship I may or may not be aware of).

I am feeling really down and crestfallen on myself right now. You think about it all, and do not respond or send me another e-mail or call if this is really the end of our relationship between you and me, and you go running back to Lars or you're going to say, "Maybe we should see other people."

:(

Stay Safe,
Christian.)}}

{{Email|November 5, 2010 - 4:39pm

Hey Chris! Sorry I couldn't come back to the phone last night after I turned you over to Lars. But I am so impressed that you two hit it off so well!! I thought for sure it might be awkward for you two to talk, but the both of you showed some surprising maturity. I'm so impressed with my two boys!! And what's more, Lars was telling me last night that you told him you were going to do the parade comic for me the right way!!! Wow Chris, that will be such a sweet gesture. I look forward to seeing it in all its glory! Make sure it's colored and detailed as well as you used to do with your comic.

Jackie}}