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Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (album)

2015-05-18T11:30:51Z

SonichuHimself:

[[Image:057-CWCHedgeBoysv2.jpg|right|thumb||ORIGINAL MUSIC DONUT STEEL]]
'''''Christian & the Hedgehog Boys''''' is the self-titled first album by [[Chris]]'s terrible music project [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (band)|Christian & the Hedgehog Boys]], recorded on the same tape recorder as the [[KCWC broadcast]] in August [[2003]]. It is a thrilling, very short, 21-minute and 26-second journey from the depths of lonely despair to the exciting joys of zapping to the extreme. Get your copy today!

==Release==
[[Image:056-CWCHedgeBoys1.jpg|thumb|right|A crude unreleased version of the album cover.]]
[[Image:CWCHedgeBoysLable.jpg|thumb|The CD label.]]
Due to lack of promotion and the fact that it's often difficult to hear Chris's voice over the tracks he is singing over, the album failed to chart in most countries (although it was unnervingly popular in [[Molvanîa]]).

==Video clips==
A promo clip was recorded for the album, in the form of "[[All I Want For Christmas is a Pretty Girlfriend]]".

==Tracklist==

{| class="wikitable"
|-
!
! Title
! Based on
!Subject
|-
| 1
| "[[So Need a Cute Girl]]"
| [[Wikipedia:Backstreet Boys|Backstreet Boys]] — "[[Wikipedia:I Want It That Way|I Want It That Way]]"
| {{Sex|text}}, {{Rage|[[Virgin with Rage]]}}, {{Galpals|[[Love Quest]]}}, {{Other|[[Noviophobia]]}}
|-
| 2
| "[[Sonichu Zip]]"
| [[Wikipedia:Hironobu Kageyama|Hironobu Kageyama]] and [[Wikipedia:Hideaki Takatori|Hideaki Takatori]] — "[[Wikipedia:Sonic X#Japan|SONIC DRIVE]]"
| {{Comics|[[Sonichu]]}}
|-
| 3
| "[[A-U-T-I-S-M]]"
| Backstreet Boys — "[[Wikipedia:Larger Than Life (song)|Larger Than Life]]"
| {{Autism|text}}, {{Homos|[[Rainbow|A rainbow]]}}
|-
| 4
| "[[BFF's (Best Friends Forever)]]"
| Midnight Sons — "[[Wikipedia:Pokémon: The First Movie (soundtrack)|If Only Tears Could Bring You Back]]"
| {{Galpals|[[Sarah Hammer]]}}
|-
| 5
| "[[La Cocina en La Casa de Casanova]]"
| [[Wikipedia:Ricky Martin|Ricky Martin]] — "[[Wikipedia:The Cup of Life (Ricky Martin song)|La Copa de la Vida]]"
| {{Sex|text}}, {{Other|[[Spanish]]}}
|-
| 6
| "[[Yellow Is a Mellow Color]]"
| [[Wikipedia:Los del Río|Los del Río]] — "[[Wikipedia:Macarena (song)|Macarena]]"
| {{Comedy|text}}, {{Comics|[[Sonichu]]}}
|-
| 7
| "[[Feel So Lonesome]]"
| [[Britney Spears]] — "[[Wikipedia:(You Drive Me) Crazy|(You Drive Me) Crazy]]"
| {{Galpals|[[Love Quest]]}}
|-
| 8
| "[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys Theme]]"
| [[Wikipedia:Crush 40|Sons of Angels]] — "[[Wikipedia:Thrill of the Feel|Open Your Heart]]"
| {{Music|text}}
|}

==Follow-up==
Due to the relative failure of the album, many in the music industry were surprised when Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (minus founding members [[Sonic]] and Shadow) reappeared three years later with ''[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK]]''.

==Links==
* [http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL0A397D5A528D4E62 Listen to the album on YouTube]
* [http://www.last.fm/music/Christian+Weston+Chandler Chris's last.fm page]
*[https://mega.co.nz/#!1NYD1BpT!4Q4dWp7ZU-qoShcMGuWvDKUSo8wb-DHnUvwLm87Na9k Download The Album] (Working Link as of 5/18/15)
{{Hedgehog Boys}}
[[Category:Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (album)]]

Christian and the Hedgehog Boys

2015-05-18T11:30:20Z

SonichuHimself:

[[Image:074-HedgehogBoys.jpg|thumb|The Hedgehog Boys]]
{{Quote|[[Shadow]]! [[Blake|Black Sonichu]]! The [[Niggos|dark half]] can rock you! [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic]] Rockin' in the atomic! And [[Chris and his Ego|the leader]] who put the band together Singin’ with this song! His name is [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Christian Chandler]]!|from "[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys Theme]]"}}
::''For their self-titled album, see [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (album)]]. For their theme song, see [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys Theme]].''

'''Christian & the Hedgehog Boys''' is the name [[Chris]] gave to his horrible "band" project, though, in [[Chris and reality|reality]], there was no band. Instead, the project involved Chris poorly recording himself shouting awful lyrics about [[Ego|his shitty life]] over [[Chris and copyright|copyrighted]] pop music. Yeah, that's ''exactly'' like being in a real band, isn't it?

==The boys in the band==
[[File:Hedboy.PNG|thumb|Scenes like this made the breakup of the band inevitable.]]

The gap between albums speaks volumes about the internal problems the band has faced, including [[Tobacky|drug abuse]], [[Pregnant Act|unwanted pregnancies]], [[Take that Page DOWN NOW!|regicide]] and [[Hanky-panky|general debauchery]].

*[[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Christian Weston Chandler]]: vocals
*[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]: bass, or perhaps guitar
*[[Sonichu]]: guitar
*[[Shadow the Hedgehog]]: drums
*[[Black Sonichu]] (Blake): keyboard

In the [[2009]] incarnation of the band, Sonic and Shadow were gone, replaced by [[Wild]] (on bass) and [[Punchy]] (on drums). [[Layla Flaaffy]] also joined as stage manager.<ref>[[Ivy Q&A]]</ref> {{clear}}

==Albums==
[[Image:057-CWCHedgeBoysv2.jpg|thumb|left|First album cover]]
[[Image:CWCHedgehogBoysCOMEBACKfront.jpg|thumb|Second album]]
To date, they have released two albums:

*'''''[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (album)|Christian & the Hedgehog Boys]]'''''

:Release date: [[2003]]

*'''''[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!|Christian & the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!]]'''''
:Release date: [[2009]]
{{clear}}

==Singles==
Christian & the Hedgehog Boys have released standalone singles over [[YouTube]] for "[[CWC%27s_%22It%27s_All_Coming_Back_To_Me%22|It's All Coming Back To Me]]" and "[[CWC_Music_Video_Holding_Out_For_a_Hero|Holding Out For A Hero]]" that feature unique combinations of live-action, comic drawings and shit. The lyrics of "[[Revive Zordon]]" appear in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], but a musical version has yet to appear.
==Gallery==
{{clear}}
[[File:Autisticmajesties.jpg|thumb|left|[[Barack Obama|The Rolling Stones]] edition]]
[[File:128650737563.jpg|thumb|right|[[100 2269|The Beatles]] edition]]
<gallery>
Image:107-HookedOnSonichu2.jpg|One listen, and you'll be hooked!
Image:200-RockinSonichu.jpg|Sonichu is doing it wrong
Image:447px-Artgalleryhedgehogs.jpg|As seen in ''Sonichu'' Comics!
Image:SchuComic6P14.jpg|Ad from [[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]]
Image:CWCSchuBrit.jpg|For whatever reason, Sonichu is holding a copy of the Hedgehog Boys' first album.
</gallery>

==External links==
*[https://mega.co.nz/#!1NYD1BpT!4Q4dWp7ZU-qoShcMGuWvDKUSo8wb-DHnUvwLm87Na9k Download Christian and the Hedgehog Boys] (Working Link as of 5/18/15)
*[https://mega.co.nz/#!lVgnFCQQ!nrpH0QQr_S6sH2s8_unQLO8q6muwAjxGpdZz1YV-sRM Download Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!] (Working Link as of 5/18/15)
{{Hedgehog Boys}}
[[Category: Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!]]
==See also==
{{CWCipedia|chris=CWC Sings}}
*[[Chris and music]]
*[[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]]
{{References}}
{{Hedgehog Boys}}
[[Category: Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]]
[[Category: Music]]

Christian and the Hedgehog Boys

2015-05-18T11:22:02Z

SonichuHimself:

[[Image:074-HedgehogBoys.jpg|thumb|The Hedgehog Boys]]
{{Quote|[[Shadow]]! [[Blake|Black Sonichu]]! The [[Niggos|dark half]] can rock you! [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic]] Rockin' in the atomic! And [[Chris and his Ego|the leader]] who put the band together Singin’ with this song! His name is [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Christian Chandler]]!|from "[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys Theme]]"}}
::''For their self-titled album, see [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (album)]]. For their theme song, see [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys Theme]].''

'''Christian & the Hedgehog Boys''' is the name [[Chris]] gave to his horrible "band" project, though, in [[Chris and reality|reality]], there was no band. Instead, the project involved Chris poorly recording himself shouting awful lyrics about [[Ego|his shitty life]] over [[Chris and copyright|copyrighted]] pop music. Yeah, that's ''exactly'' like being in a real band, isn't it?

==The boys in the band==
[[File:Hedboy.PNG|thumb|Scenes like this made the breakup of the band inevitable.]]

The gap between albums speaks volumes about the internal problems the band has faced, including [[Tobacky|drug abuse]], [[Pregnant Act|unwanted pregnancies]], [[Take that Page DOWN NOW!|regicide]] and [[Hanky-panky|general debauchery]].

*[[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Christian Weston Chandler]]: vocals
*[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]: bass, or perhaps guitar
*[[Sonichu]]: guitar
*[[Shadow the Hedgehog]]: drums
*[[Black Sonichu]] (Blake): keyboard

In the [[2009]] incarnation of the band, Sonic and Shadow were gone, replaced by [[Wild]] (on bass) and [[Punchy]] (on drums). [[Layla Flaaffy]] also joined as stage manager.<ref>[[Ivy Q&A]]</ref> {{clear}}

==Albums==
[[Image:057-CWCHedgeBoysv2.jpg|thumb|left|First album cover]]
[[Image:CWCHedgehogBoysCOMEBACKfront.jpg|thumb|Second album]]
To date, they have released two albums:

*'''''[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (album)|Christian & the Hedgehog Boys]]'''''

:Release date: [[2003]]

*'''''[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!|Christian & the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!]]'''''
:Release date: [[2009]]
{{clear}}

==Singles==
Christian & the Hedgehog Boys have released standalone singles over [[YouTube]] for "[[CWC%27s_%22It%27s_All_Coming_Back_To_Me%22|It's All Coming Back To Me]]" and "[[CWC_Music_Video_Holding_Out_For_a_Hero|Holding Out For A Hero]]" that feature unique combinations of live-action, comic drawings and shit. The lyrics of "[[Revive Zordon]]" appear in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], but a musical version has yet to appear.
==Gallery==
{{clear}}
[[File:Autisticmajesties.jpg|thumb|left|[[Barack Obama|The Rolling Stones]] edition]]
[[File:128650737563.jpg|thumb|right|[[100 2269|The Beatles]] edition]]
<gallery>
Image:107-HookedOnSonichu2.jpg|One listen, and you'll be hooked!
Image:200-RockinSonichu.jpg|Sonichu is doing it wrong
Image:447px-Artgalleryhedgehogs.jpg|As seen in ''Sonichu'' Comics!
Image:SchuComic6P14.jpg|Ad from [[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]]
Image:CWCSchuBrit.jpg|For whatever reason, Sonichu is holding a copy of the Hedgehog Boys' first album.
</gallery>

==External links==
*[https://mega.co.nz/#!1NYD1BpT!4Q4dWp7ZU-qoShcMGuWvDKUSo8wb-DHnUvwLm87Na9k Download the album] (Working Link as of 5/18/15)
==See also==
{{CWCipedia|chris=CWC Sings}}
*[[Chris and music]]
*[[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]]
{{References}}
{{Hedgehog Boys}}
[[Category: Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]]
[[Category: Music]]

Christian and the Hedgehog Boys

2015-05-18T11:21:43Z

SonichuHimself: /* External links */

[[Image:074-HedgehogBoys.jpg|thumb|The Hedgehog Boys]]
{{Quote|[[Shadow]]! [[Blake|Black Sonichu]]! The [[Niggos|dark half]] can rock you! [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic]] Rockin' in the atomic! And [[Chris and his Ego|the leader]] who put the band together Singin’ with this song! His name is [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Christian Chandler]]!|from "[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys Theme]]"}}
::''For their self-titled album, see [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (album)]]. For their theme song, see [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys Theme]].''

'''Christian & the Hedgehog Boys''' is the name [[Chris]] gave to his horrible "band" project, though, in [[Chris and reality|reality]], there was no band. Instead, the project involved Chris poorly recording himself shouting awful lyrics about [[Ego|his shitty life]] over [[Chris and copyright|copyrighted]] pop music. Yeah, that's ''exactly'' like being in a real band, isn't it?

==The boys in the band==
[[File:Hedboy.PNG|thumb|Scenes like this made the breakup of the band inevitable.]]

The gap between albums speaks volumes about the internal problems the band has faced, including [[Tobacky|drug abuse]], [[Pregnant Act|unwanted pregnancies]], [[Take that Page DOWN NOW!|regicide]] and [[Hanky-panky|general debauchery]].

*[[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Christian Weston Chandler]]: vocals
*[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]: bass, or perhaps guitar
*[[Sonichu]]: guitar
*[[Shadow the Hedgehog]]: drums
*[[Black Sonichu]] (Blake): keyboard

In the [[2009]] incarnation of the band, Sonic and Shadow were gone, replaced by [[Wild]] (on bass) and [[Punchy]] (on drums). [[Layla Flaaffy]] also joined as stage manager.<ref>[[Ivy Q&A]]</ref> {{clear}}

==Albums==
[[Image:057-CWCHedgeBoysv2.jpg|thumb|left|First album cover]]
[[Image:CWCHedgehogBoysCOMEBACKfront.jpg|thumb|Second album]]
To date, they have released two albums:

*'''''[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (album)|Christian & the Hedgehog Boys]]'''''

:Release date: [[2003]]

*'''''[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!|Christian & the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!]]'''''
:Release date: [[2009]]
{{clear}}

==Singles==
Christian & the Hedgehog Boys have released standalone singles over [[YouTube]] for "[[CWC%27s_%22It%27s_All_Coming_Back_To_Me%22|It's All Coming Back To Me]]" and "[[CWC_Music_Video_Holding_Out_For_a_Hero|Holding Out For A Hero]]" that feature unique combinations of live-action, comic drawings and shit. The lyrics of "[[Revive Zordon]]" appear in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], but a musical version has yet to appear.
==Gallery==
{{clear}}
[[File:Autisticmajesties.jpg|thumb|left|[[Barack Obama|The Rolling Stones]] edition]]
[[File:128650737563.jpg|thumb|right|[[100 2269|The Beatles]] edition]]
<gallery>
Image:107-HookedOnSonichu2.jpg|One listen, and you'll be hooked!
Image:200-RockinSonichu.jpg|Sonichu is doing it wrong
Image:447px-Artgalleryhedgehogs.jpg|As seen in ''Sonichu'' Comics!
Image:SchuComic6P14.jpg|Ad from [[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]]
Image:CWCSchuBrit.jpg|For whatever reason, Sonichu is holding a copy of the Hedgehog Boys' first album.
</gallery>

==See also==
{{CWCipedia|chris=CWC Sings}}
*[[Chris and music]]
*[[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]]
{{References}}
{{Hedgehog Boys}}
[[Category: Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]]
[[Category: Music]]

==External links==
*[https://mega.co.nz/#!1NYD1BpT!4Q4dWp7ZU-qoShcMGuWvDKUSo8wb-DHnUvwLm87Na9k Download the album] (Working Link as of 5/18/15)

Christian and the Hedgehog Boys

2015-05-18T11:21:27Z

SonichuHimself:

[[Image:074-HedgehogBoys.jpg|thumb|The Hedgehog Boys]]
{{Quote|[[Shadow]]! [[Blake|Black Sonichu]]! The [[Niggos|dark half]] can rock you! [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic]] Rockin' in the atomic! And [[Chris and his Ego|the leader]] who put the band together Singin’ with this song! His name is [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Christian Chandler]]!|from "[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys Theme]]"}}
::''For their self-titled album, see [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (album)]]. For their theme song, see [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys Theme]].''

'''Christian & the Hedgehog Boys''' is the name [[Chris]] gave to his horrible "band" project, though, in [[Chris and reality|reality]], there was no band. Instead, the project involved Chris poorly recording himself shouting awful lyrics about [[Ego|his shitty life]] over [[Chris and copyright|copyrighted]] pop music. Yeah, that's ''exactly'' like being in a real band, isn't it?

==The boys in the band==
[[File:Hedboy.PNG|thumb|Scenes like this made the breakup of the band inevitable.]]

The gap between albums speaks volumes about the internal problems the band has faced, including [[Tobacky|drug abuse]], [[Pregnant Act|unwanted pregnancies]], [[Take that Page DOWN NOW!|regicide]] and [[Hanky-panky|general debauchery]].

*[[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Christian Weston Chandler]]: vocals
*[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]: bass, or perhaps guitar
*[[Sonichu]]: guitar
*[[Shadow the Hedgehog]]: drums
*[[Black Sonichu]] (Blake): keyboard

In the [[2009]] incarnation of the band, Sonic and Shadow were gone, replaced by [[Wild]] (on bass) and [[Punchy]] (on drums). [[Layla Flaaffy]] also joined as stage manager.<ref>[[Ivy Q&A]]</ref> {{clear}}

==Albums==
[[Image:057-CWCHedgeBoysv2.jpg|thumb|left|First album cover]]
[[Image:CWCHedgehogBoysCOMEBACKfront.jpg|thumb|Second album]]
To date, they have released two albums:

*'''''[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (album)|Christian & the Hedgehog Boys]]'''''

:Release date: [[2003]]

*'''''[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!|Christian & the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!]]'''''
:Release date: [[2009]]
{{clear}}

==Singles==
Christian & the Hedgehog Boys have released standalone singles over [[YouTube]] for "[[CWC%27s_%22It%27s_All_Coming_Back_To_Me%22|It's All Coming Back To Me]]" and "[[CWC_Music_Video_Holding_Out_For_a_Hero|Holding Out For A Hero]]" that feature unique combinations of live-action, comic drawings and shit. The lyrics of "[[Revive Zordon]]" appear in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], but a musical version has yet to appear.
==Gallery==
{{clear}}
[[File:Autisticmajesties.jpg|thumb|left|[[Barack Obama|The Rolling Stones]] edition]]
[[File:128650737563.jpg|thumb|right|[[100 2269|The Beatles]] edition]]
<gallery>
Image:107-HookedOnSonichu2.jpg|One listen, and you'll be hooked!
Image:200-RockinSonichu.jpg|Sonichu is doing it wrong
Image:447px-Artgalleryhedgehogs.jpg|As seen in ''Sonichu'' Comics!
Image:SchuComic6P14.jpg|Ad from [[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]]
Image:CWCSchuBrit.jpg|For whatever reason, Sonichu is holding a copy of the Hedgehog Boys' first album.
</gallery>

==See also==
{{CWCipedia|chris=CWC Sings}}
*[[Chris and music]]
*[[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]]
{{References}}
{{Hedgehog Boys}}
[[Category: Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]]
[[Category: Music]]

==External links==
*[https://mega.co.nz/#!1NYD1BpT!4Q4dWp7ZU-qoShcMGuWvDKUSo8wb-DHnUvwLm87Na9k Download the album] (Working Link as of 5/18/15)
{{Hedgehog Boys}}
[[Category: Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]]

Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!

2015-05-18T11:17:23Z

SonichuHimself:

[[Image:CWCHedgehogBoysCOMEBACKfront.jpg|thumb|right|A [[stress|long-awaited]] comeback album! Yay! …wait a minute, this is only the ''second'' album?]]

'''''Christian & the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!''''' is the second album by [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]], [[Christian's]] nonexistent fan band, released in 2009.

==Background==
After a four-year hiatus and buoyed by his new "relationship" with "[[Ivy]]", Christian & the Hedgehog Boys reunited to produce another album, and subject the world to yet more of Chris mumbling over various songs. His tastes appear to have expanded slightly: the first album consisted entirely of pop music, but ''COMEBACK!'' branches out into genres such as rap, rock, disco, art rock and R&B.

Notable also is the replacement of [[Wild Sonichu]] for [[Sonic]] on bass and [[Punchy Sonichu]] for [[Shadow]] on drums. While a newfag would think that Chris forgot that they were in the band, a true C&HB fan knows that Sonic left the band due to [[Chris and art|artistic]] differences, and is now pursuing a solo country music career, while [[Shadow]] died of a cocaine overdose. Also depicted is [[Layla|Layla Flaaffy]]; it was later revealed in the [[Ivy Q&A]] that Chris intended her to be the band's stage manager.

This is notable as [[Wild Sonichu|Wild]]'s first musical appearance where he departs from his Sit 'n Spin background.

==Tracks==
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!
! Title
! Based on
!Subject
|-
| 1
| [[(Clyde's) Trollsta's Paradise]]"
| [[Wikipedia:Coolio|Coolio]] — "[[Wikipedia:Gangsta's Paradise|Gangsta's Paradise]]"
| {{Trollsicon|text}}, {{Clyde|text}}
|-
| 2
| "[[CWC Like a Virgin]]"
| [[Wikipedia:Madonna (entertainer)|Madonna]] — "[[Wikipedia:Like a Virgin (song)|Like a Virgin]]"
| {{Ivy|text}}, {{Sex|text}}
|-
| 3
| "[[Feel Our Love At Play]]"
| [[Wikipedia:Berlin|Berlin]] — "[[Wikipedia:Take My Breath Away|Take My Breath Away]]"
| {{Ivy|text}}, {{Sex|text}}, {{Galpals|[[Love]]}}
|-
| 4
| "[[I Gotta Make My Move]]"
| [[Wikipedia:Rod Stewart|Rod Stewart]] — "[[Wikipedia:Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?|Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?]]"
| {{Ivy|text}}, {{Sex|[[Hanky-panky]]}}
|-
| 5
| "[[I'll Never Leave You, Ivy]]"
| [[Wikipedia:Kate Bush|Kate Bush]] — "[[Wikipedia:Wuthering Heights (song)|Wuthering Heights]]"
| {{Ivy|text}}, {{Galpals|[[Love]]}}
|-
| 6
| "[[Lovin' You]]"
| [[Wikipedia:Minnie Riperton|Minnie Riperton]] — "[[Wikipedia:Lovin' You|Lovin' You]]"
| {{Ivy|text}}, {{Galpals|[[Love]]}}
|-
| 7
| "[[Paradise By The Seashore Light (Crass and Champ's Thang Undersea)]]"
| [[Wikipedia:Meat Loaf|Meat Loaf]] — "[[Wikipedia:Paradise by the Dashboard Light|Paradise by the Dashboard Light]]"
| {{Sex|text}}, {{Galpals|[[Love]]}}, {{Comics|[[Crass and Champ]]}}
|-
| 8
| "[[Punchy and Layla's Dance In The Dark]]"
| [[Wikipedia:Bruce Springsteen|Bruce Springsteen]] — "[[Wikipedia:Dancing in the Dark (Bruce Springsteen song)|Dancing in the Dark]]"
| {{Galpals|[[Love]]}}, {{Comics|[[Punchy Sonichu|Punchy]] & [[Layla Flaaffy|Layla]]}}, {{Sex|[[Chris and sex|Hitting the Bed]]}}
|-
| 9
| "[[I'm Sexy For My Ivy]]"
| [[Wikipedia:Justin Timberlake|Justin Timberlake]] — "[[Wikipedia:SexyBack|SexyBack]]"
| {{Sex|text}}, {{Ivy|text}}
|}

==Reception==
While critics applauded [[Chris]] for upgrading the quality of the [[Chris and music|music]] he shouts over from shithouse to slightly less shithouse, the album was an absolute bust, even in [[Molvanîa]] where Chris is lauded as a national pop icon.

Critics were also quick to notice how the audio quality on the album is ''even worse'' than on the last.

Fans of [[Wild Sonichu]]'s mastery of the Sit 'n Spin were disappointed to hear Wild being forced to play the inferior [[Gitar of Fail|guitar]], which may have affected the quality of his musical contributions. Fans also claimed that [[Punchy Sonichu]] could not live up to the legacy of Shadow the Hedgehog.

==ORIGINAL LYRICS==
'''DO NOT STEAL'''
<gallery>
Image:TrollstasParadise1.jpg|"Trollsta's Paradise"
Image:TrollstasParadise2.jpg
Image:FeelOurLoveAtPlay.jpg|"Feel Our Love At Play"
Image:IGottaMakeMyMove1.jpg|"I Gotta Make My Move"
Image:IGottaMakeMyMove2.jpg
Image:IllNeverLeaveYouIvy.jpg|"I'll Never Leave You, Ivy"
Image:PunchyandLaylasDanceInTheDark.jpg|"Punchy and Layla's Dance In The Dark"
Image:SexyForMyIvy1.jpg|"I'm Sexy For My Ivy"
Image:SexyForMyIvy2.jpg
</gallery>
==External links==
*[https://mega.co.nz/#!lVgnFCQQ!nrpH0QQr_S6sH2s8_unQLO8q6muwAjxGpdZz1YV-sRM Download the album] (Working Link as of 5/18/15)
{{Hedgehog Boys}}
[[Category: Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!]]