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Saga

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SonichuLives: /* The GAMe PLACe Saga (pre-2005 - present) */

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{{Quote|I've had online relationships in my past; most of which were good, but all of them ended not so good for me.|Chris makes the understatement of the century<ref>[[Sydney Kirsch]]</ref>}}
A '''saga''' (from the Old Norse ''sögur'') is an overall story arc of events.

In the world of [[Christian Weston Chandler]], the term is used to describe an on-going trolling effort or other similar series of events that produces considerable drama over a period of time. Sometimes taking place over the course of months, other times taking place over the course of a few weeks. Since he was discovered online and found to have many hot buttons that made him susceptible to entrapment, Chris has been perpetually embroiled in some saga or other. More often than not, he is trapped in more than one saga at a time or found to be quickly jumping from the end of one to the beginning of the next. The term first came into widespread use with the [[Miyamoto Saga]] and has since been used to describe the overall events in a time period (similar to the term "dynasty").

The exact origin of the term "saga" being used to refer to these events in Chris' life is, as of yet, unknown. However, some argue that the usage may have originated with [[Vivian Gee]]'s [[Audiobook|audiobook]] project.

==List of Sagas==

===Megan Saga (''Summer 2005 - 18 March 2008'')===
[[Image:Megansagaheader.jpg]]

{{main|Megan Schroeder}}

The first and longest saga in the story of Christian Weston Chandler. From 2005 to 18 March 2008, this told the story of Chris and his longest and closest relationship with a girl, Megan Schroeder, leading into Chris's first encounter with [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and Megan discovering the depths of Chris's madness. It began with a chance meeting at a ''[[Pokémon]] TCG'' League meeting at [[The GAMe PLACe]], which progressed into inappropriate touching and ended with shocking [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|hand-drawn pornography]] that was an embarrassment for all parties involved...excluding Chris.

===Adam Stackhouse Saga (''June 2007 - 4 August 2007'')===
[[Image:Adamsaga.jpg]]

: ''See also: [[Adam Stackhouse]], [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]]''

In June 2007, Chris entered and attempted to win a contest in order to win Megan's heart, only to be <s>cockblocked</s> beaten by a much superior entry made by Adam Stackhouse. The saga resulted in [[CWC is Angry|madman]]-style threats and [[PaRappa_contest#Aftermath|several angry e-mails and posts to contest organizers]]. Chris would rage for quite some time before deciding enough was enough. This was also the last time a saga was inadvertently caused by an unsuspecting member of the public. From this time on, [[trolls]] would control the content.

===ED Saga (''November 2007 - present'')===
[[Image:Edsaga.jpg]]

: ''See also: [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]''

In November 2007, [[trolls]] would discover Chris and put up the "Chris-chan" page on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. Chris would initially think that they just got information wrong, but as time would go on, Chris would reveal the true depths of his insanity, destroying his friendship with Megan Schroeder and becoming the epic lolcow we know him to be. Were it not for this article showing how susceptible he was to trolling and how [[Autism|divinely retarded]] he could be, Chris may have just been another dumbass with no life, and probably would have been more or less forgotten by now. To this day, ED remains a thorn in his side which he must constantly address to those new to his life. Further to this, he still maintains they are out to do him harm.

===Blanca Saga (''August 2008 - 21 October 2008'')===
[[Image:Blancasaga.jpg]]

{{main|Blanca Weiss}}

Around August 2008, Chris would meet Blanca Weiss, making her his first Internet sweetheart. Aside from being the first sweetheart, she also proved how [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 13th, 2008|tenacious and strange]] Chris could be about relationships, revealing several [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008|quirks and oddities that he felt were somehow appropriate to mention]] to someone he believed loved him. It also showed how useless any [[White knight|white knighting]] efforts could be. In the span of two months, Blanca (actually three trolls working in tandem) would release the infamous pictures of Chris naked, then obtain and destroy Chris's [[Medallion of Fail|medallions]].

===Jimmy Hill Saga (''mid/late 2008'')===
[[Image:Jimmyhillsaga.jpg]]

{{main|Jimmy Hill}}

At the same time Chris was dealing with Blanca, he was hit with another troll attack as he believed that a man known as Jimmy Hill was using the Sonichu name and character to make money off of him in Europe. The thought of someone making money from his true and original creation led him to [[Captain's Log, Stardate Columbus Day, 2008|stress out and provide proof]] of the [[Copyright|infringement]]. Those attacks would end around the same time the Blanca Saga ended.

===Clyde Cash Saga ''(December 2008 - present)''===
[[Image:Clydesaga.jpg]]

{{main|Clyde Cash}}

In an attempt to get back at Chris for his [[Ryan Cash|brother's suicide]], Clyde Cash would go on a months-long trolling spree, going to great lengths to get back at the autistic wonder. The saga would result in the revelation of a [[The Miscreants|top secret organization]] hellbent on preventing the manchild from losing his virginity. It only ended with the apparent death of its creator.

However, in [[September 2009]] Chris resumed his war against Clyde Cash after discovering that he and another supposed troll, [[Gregg Mays]], were one and the same person. In the process, he's made numerous videos attempting to blackmail the man, going so far as to mock a [[Twin Falling Towers|national tragedy]].

And so it continues to this date; a never-ending conflict between two mortal enemies...

===PandaHalo Saga (''mid/late 2008 - February 2009'')===
[[Image:Pandasaga.jpg]]

{{main|PandaHalo}}

When Chris realized Blanca was a troll, he would move on to PandaHalo as his new sweetheart. The saga came to a quick and abrupt end when she was found to be bearing the child of Clyde Cash, conceived through rape. Unsurprisingly, Chris would quickly abandon Panda and she would (presumably) die in the Australian brushfires, despite living miles away from the incident. She would end up giving trolls the [[Scrapbook of Fail]] and [[Slideshow]].

===Miyamoto Saga (''January 2009 - 10 February 2009'')===
[[Image:Miyamotosaga.jpg]]

{{main|Miyamoto Saga}}

In the beginning of January 2009, Chris would be confronted by <s>[[Clyde Cash|a troll]]</s> [[Shigeru Miyamoto]], who would attempt to try to make his ''Sonichu'' game fantasy a reality. Chris's ineptitude and inability to do...well...anything other than be a lazy fuck resulted in horrible delays and stalls to the project's advancement. In the end, [[Reggie Fils-Aimé]] shut down the entire project with a scathing letter. This trolling encounter would have Chris give trolls a PowerPoint project that talked in great length about [[Chris and his ego|himself]]...and very little about his game.

===Julie Saga (''February 2009 - March 2009'')===
[[Image:Juliesaga.jpg]]

{{main|Julie}}

In February 2009 to early March 2009, Chris's latest sweetheart would be Julie, who was in actuality a young troll named [[BlueSpike]]. In this brief timeframe, BlueSpike would release the infamous [[sex tape]], force Chris to declare [[BILLY MAYS]] mayor of [[CWCville]] and destroy his second medallion by forcing him to stick it up his ass. However, BlueSpike's total and utter control over Chris would lead to a schism between trolls, leading to the creation of the [[PVCC (message board)|PVCC]] and this very wiki.

===Ivy Saga (''March 2009 - July 2009'')===
[[Image:Ivysaga.jpg]]

{{main|Ivy}}

In March 2009, Chris would meet and fall in love with Ivy, his then-latest sweetheart. His crush towards Ivy would lead Chris to create three special comics and two music videos, a practical spurt of work that wouldn't be surpassed for awhile. The saga also revealed Chris at his [[I am devoted to My Sweetest Ivy|creepiest]] [[CWC's Message for Ivy|yet]], scarring many trolls and CWC-watchers. The saga also resulted in a [[CWC's ¨It's All Coming Back To Me¨|proposal of marriage]]. Despite the work spurt, the saga would come to an abrupt end thanks to a combination of troll interference from [[Joshua Martinez]] and interference from [[Bob Chandler]] and [[Rocky Shoemaker]], leading to Ivy's suicide.

===Liquid Chris Saga (''June 21, 2009 - 27 July 2011'')===
[[Image:Liquidsaga.jpg]]

{{main|Liquid Chris}}

In July 2009, the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler would come forth after the other Chris would reveal himself as a troll in one video. The other Chris, [[Ian Brandon Anderson]], would challenge Chris to a sing-off, with the TRUE and HONEST CWC proving himself the victor in the end. The appearance of this other Chris would pressure the other into churning out more comics than he had before, currently heading for the completion of [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], something that many believed would never happen due to the interference of many trolls.

Later, Liquid would return to continue on his quest to get rid of this faker. In the process of this new entry to the saga, Ian and Chris would battle over the heart of Chris's true love, [[Kacey]]. In the end, the real Chris would win out and marry Kacey, leaving Ian to be butthurt. Liquid's YouTube account would eventually close on 27 July, 2011.

===CWCipedia Saga (''4 May 2009 – 26 June 2010'')===
[[Image:The CWCipedia Saga.jpg]]

{{main|CWCipedia}}

In early June 2009, Chris was given the CWCipedia, a wiki-styled web page, so that Chris can use it to upload his ''Sonichu'' comics, blog, and personal life safe from the trolls who instantly dive at his other web pages and hack them. It doubled as a source for the [[CWCki]] to draw many of Chris's latest failures from, making it his best friend and his worst enemy.

On 19 [[November 2009]], perhaps one of the greatest features the wiki introduced was the [[Mailbag]], in which a dump of all [[Fans|fan]] e-mails sent to the admin's address could be answered by Chris, for all to see. This feature provided insight into how Chris responds to trolls through e-mail about his views on, for example, homosexuality, GodJesus, autism, etc.

Since 23 November 2009, advertisements linking to porn sites, gay rights organizations, information on Asperger's syndrome, and the [[Asperchu|Asperpedia]] took residence on the CWCipedia, paid for by trolls. Eventually, Alec, the creator of Asperchu, paid Jack Thaddeus to replace most, if not all, of the ads with ads for Asperpedia. Chris had [[Address to my Cwcipedia SysOp|complained]] [[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence|repeatedly]] to the SysOp of the Wiki about these ads, which would have paid for the site until the end of 2010, pending negotiations.<ref>http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=User_talk:ChrisChanSonichu</ref> All of this had "stressed" Chris out to the point of uploading videos of himself screaming [[death threats]] upon the advertisers' heads, and creating a separate, stress-free, ad-free front page.

This saga would lead to the site being shut down twice in a row, both due to copyright infringement, and would lead to the death of [[Simonla Rosechu]] in the most humiliating way - death by exploding toilet.

The Asperpedia team would continue to vandalize and hijack CWCipedia in a variety of ways until it finally collapsed in May, and Chris finally abandoned the site after already making numerous claims that he'd quit the Internet forever. After Mao moved in to fill the void, he passed ownership to [[Alec]] and [[Vivian Gee]], wherein they took over the site and the rights to Sonichu to begin ''Sonichu'' Season 2, where ultimately, on 26 [[June 2010]], the entire site would be terminated along with the entirety of the original 110mb server.

===Asperchu Saga (''November 2009 - 30 August 2011'')===
[[Image:The Asperchu Saga.jpg]]

{{main|Asperchu}}

In late November 2009, an artist named Alec Benson Leary started a new series called ''Asperchu'', starring the titular Electric Asperger's Hedgehog Pokemon. Chris had spent most of December ignoring ''Asperchu'' and its popularity before finally exploding with rage, claiming the series as nothing more than fan fiction and a parody. The popularity of ''Asperchu'', combined with Chris's continuing downward spiral that is [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], has led many of Chris's fans to abandon ''Sonichu'' and go to ''Asperchu''.

Most of the saga has been spent with Chris raging at not just Alec, but also [[Evan]], Sean, and Asperpedia admin Mao over their usage of their characters and how they mock him. As well, Chris has been dealing with Evan over the usage of Simonla Rosechu, with Chris going so far as to deny reality and substitute it with his own.

In terms of productivity, it has given us ''Sonichu'' #10, which showcases Chris going all out in trying to get rid of everything he hates, including homosexuality and trolls. In that same book, Chris kills all four trolls involved in this saga as retaliation for making him kill Simonla Rosechu. Also, [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Calls|nine phone calls]] have been leaked. These phone calls show Alec attempting to get through to Chris and his way of thinking and Chris fighting tooth and nail not to change at all.

In the aftermath of the saga, Evan ceased his ''Simonchu'' comic, proud to have Simonla removed, Alec and Sean continued their respective comics, and Mao continues to poke and jab at Chris. And while the saga had for the most part died down, Asperpedia continued to harass its rival CWCipedia, either by placing new ads, vandalizing it, or shutting it down altogether. One of the post-trial ads even precipitated Chris's falling out with [[Jackie e-mails|Jackie]].

Alec Benson Leary would later be [[Calling Out "Alec Benson Leary" - Christopher|called out]] by Chris in 2011, and is identity was "revealed" as Christopher Paul Whitney, followed by Chris [[Chris and Health|sloppily devouring a cheap microwavable pizza]].

===Surfshack Tito Saga (''2 March 2010 - 10 August 2011'')===
[[Image:The Surfshack Tito Saga.jpg]]

{{Main|Surfshack Tito}}

Sometime in January 2010, Chris met and fell in love with a certain girl in real life, hoping she would be the one who'd end his streak of being a [[virgin with rage]]. On 9 March 2010, Chris would release a ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' video of a stage based off a book he was helping write with his gal-pal...and release a name in the process. Dedicated trolls used the information to discover the gal-pal's identity, but decided to let the [[lulz]] spread naturally. The next day, however, a troll revealed the information to the gal-pal, codenamed [[The Wallflower]], and while one set of lulz was stopped, another one was set into motion.

The troll, calling himself Surfshack Tito, claimed responsibility for not only hacking his PSN accounts for the umpteenth time, but also stealing The Wallflower from Chris. Chris, in response, has threatened to go all out and seemingly try to murder Tito, threatening him with a [[pocket knife]], attacking him with [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|racial slurs]], and flashing his [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|underwear]] in the process. At the same time, Chris has discovered and declared war on the CWCki, demanding that all pages involving himself, his friends and family be altered to suit his needs. In short order, Chris's attack on the CWCki fell utterly short.

The creativity here has been utterly stunted, especially after The Wallflower left him. He has gone on to blame his fans for wanting him to make more comics and compared them to the trolls that have tormented him. He has also vowed to leave the Internet forever, though he ended up reshowing his face 36 hours after his vow...

Echoes of this saga would be eventually heard in [[August 2011]] when, after announcing his glorious comeback to the Internet, Chris claimed to have discovered the true identity of Tito and tried to blackmail him using this information. Tito eventually [[Calling Out "Tito" - Don#Tito's official response|gave in]] to his demands on 9 August, which Chris [[Re: Don, and ReCalling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy|later acknowledged and accepted]].

=== The GAMe PLACe Saga (''pre-2005 - present'')===
{{main|The GAMe PLACe|Michael Snyder}}

For a long time, Chris had been visiting The GAMe PLACe on a regular basis. It was here that Chris would meet Megan herself, as well as [[Lucas]] and [[Mimms]], two people who would deliver a number of intel over Chris during his time there. He also participated in the ''[[Pokemon TCG]]'' League, using his own poorly made decks. However, Chris was a pain to the store's manager, [[Michael Snyder]] and by August 2008, tired of Chris terrorizing various [[niggos|patrons]], yelling at children, bogarting the TV and being an all-round pain. Michael would finally ban Chris from the store, embarrassing him and his mother in the process. It wouldn't be the end, however.

On multiple occasions, Chris returned to the store despite Michael's insistence that he never come back. He tried emails, sneaking in, [[Apology to Game & Hobby Place|pleading]] on [[YouTube]], but nothing worked. The first time he attempted (unsuccessfully, of course) to lift his ban in person was with a prepared, [[Chris and remorse|faux-apologetic speech]]. When that failed, he stormed out angrily and called Michael a [[Chris and race|JEW]], then attempted to rally his "fanbase" and get them [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|to troll him]]. [[6 June 2010|The next occasion]] was much more disturbing. He claimed he was trying to take a picture of Michael for a dartboard, but was caught in the act and was chased in the parking lot. Nearly running over Michael and his daughter, eventually the [[Jerkops]] got involved, but they did not arrest him. Michael accused him of trying to take [[pedofork|pictures of his daughter]]. Whether it's true or not, it's [[Kacey|confirmed]] that Chris has stalker tendencies.

The saga was revived in October 2011, when Chris and [[Barb|his mother]] visited the GAMe PLACe, and [[28 October 2011|an incident occurred]]. Exact details of events remain unknown, but charges such as assaulting a law enforcement official and property damage of more than $1000 were brought against the two. Chris and Barb have since had their preliminary hearings, and Michael Snyder has brought civil charges against both of them. The outcome of these events remains to be seen.

Being the longest saga to date, it's little wonder why [[Bob]] and [[Barb]] believe it's at the center of all the trolling.

==Intermittent Sagas==

===The CWC Exile Saga (''20 March 2010 - 29 August 2010'')===

{{main|Rocky Shoemaker|Fridays After Five|Flipnote Hatena}}

After Chris lost The Wallflower and fought with Surfshack Tito, an outside force attempted to push Chris away from the Internet. No less than five times, Chris has boldly claimed that he has abandoned the Internet and smugly told his detractors that they should go outside and live their lives, advice Chris should have followed ''years'' ago. However, Chris still latched onto the Internet as much as he could, trying to find ways to sneak in without the force discovering him.

Trolls would end up discovering Chris dancing like a dying turkey at [[Fridays After Five]], then discover that he had set up shop at the [[Flipnote Hatena]], where he tried to spread his sick and twisted thoughts to younger, innocent people before being shut down. However, the thing that would finally bring Chris back to the Internet and end his exile would be [[The MovingForward videos|the destruction of his beloved Life Upgrade]]. At his own hands, no less!

==Post-exile==

===Jackie Saga (''April 5, 2010 - November 26, 2010'')===
[[Image:JackieSaga.jpg]]

{{main|Jackie}}

Following the fallout of The Wallflower incident, Chris pulled himself away from the Internet, only for him to meet and begin conversing to a woman named Jackie. Meeting her at [[The Hook Cafe|''The HooK'' Café]], the two began conversing through [[Jackie Emails|e-mails]], revealing the rationale in Chris's attempts to get back into The GAMe PLACe and showing [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|he's still incredibly disturbing]]. However, Chris broke off his relationship with her after she attempted to get him to change his life for the better.

Around [[September 2010]], Jackie and Chris were confirmed to have attempted to try again with a relationship, with Chris creating [[100_2265|even]] [[ECV 00002|more]] [[Pregnant Act|disturbing]] [[Don'tPintheOop|videos]] in the process. A third party - [[Lars]] McNulty, Jackie's ex-boyfriend - stepped in by the end of September, prompting Chris to release several videos attacking his newfound enemy. Video updates became increasingly bizarre, but still occurred regularly until the end of [[October 2010|October]].

By [[November 2010|November]], the leaked correspondence showed that Jackie was getting increasing impatient as Chris kept failing to fulfill her requests, while Chris made up a lot of lame excuses for why he could not deliver on them, all while continuously begging Jackie to have sex with him. On November 26, Jackie would send Chris the latest in a string of e-mails in which she criticized him for his laziness and unwillingness when it came to pay a more active part in relationships, and how he, despite of this, kept begging her for sex. Chris stopped responding at this point, putting an end to the saga.

===[[Tomgirl Saga]] (''28 April 2011 - present'')===
[[Image:Cwctl.jpg]]

{{main|Tomgirl Saga|Tomgirl Pictures}}

In mid-2011, Chris's exile from the Internet continued, and his mental state deteriorated. Some leaked evidence of [[Wikipedia:Transvestitism|transvestitism]] surfaced in [[April 2011|April]], and later joined the [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]] forum, where his posts showed that Chris and sanity were only vague acquaintances. However, when Chris found out he was discovered on the forums, he decided to fight back by [[Calling Out]] various [[trolls]], demanding that they apologize and leave the Internet or they would have their information revealed and be trolled in return. He managed to drive away Surfshack Tito, before the saga was utterly derailed by the death of his father, [[Bob]].

==The Future==
If anything remains clear, it is that Chris is incapable of applying past events to current ones. Given this, it is likely that Chris will be enduring one saga or another until the day he dies.

==See also==
*''[[Excel Saga]]''

==References==
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[[Category:Trolling]]
[[Category: Sagas]]

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SonichuLives:

{{Dated}}
[[Image:Timeline.png|thumb|right]]
{{Quote|I've had online relationships in my past; most of which were good, but all of them ended not so good for me.|Chris makes the understatement of the century<ref>[[Sydney Kirsch]]</ref>}}
A '''saga''' (from the Old Norse ''sögur'') is an overall story arc of events.

In the world of [[Christian Weston Chandler]], the term is used to describe an on-going trolling effort or other similar series of events that produces considerable drama over a period of time. Sometimes taking place over the course of months, other times taking place over the course of a few weeks. Since he was discovered online and found to have many hot buttons that made him susceptible to entrapment, Chris has been perpetually embroiled in some saga or other. More often than not, he is trapped in more than one saga at a time or found to be quickly jumping from the end of one to the beginning of the next. The term first came into widespread use with the [[Miyamoto Saga]] and has since been used to describe the overall events in a time period (similar to the term "dynasty").

The exact origin of the term "saga" being used to refer to these events in Chris' life is, as of yet, unknown. However, some argue that the usage may have originated with [[Vivian Gee]]'s [[Audiobook|audiobook]] project.

==List of Sagas==

===Megan Saga (''Summer 2005 - 18 March 2008'')===
[[Image:Megansagaheader.jpg]]

{{main|Megan Schroeder}}

The first and longest saga in the story of Christian Weston Chandler. From 2005 to 18 March 2008, this told the story of Chris and his longest and closest relationship with a girl, Megan Schroeder, leading into Chris's first encounter with [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and Megan discovering the depths of Chris's madness. It began with a chance meeting at a ''[[Pokémon]] TCG'' League meeting at [[The GAMe PLACe]], which progressed into inappropriate touching and ended with shocking [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|hand-drawn pornography]] that was an embarrassment for all parties involved...excluding Chris.

===Adam Stackhouse Saga (''June 2007 - 4 August 2007'')===
[[Image:Adamsaga.jpg]]

: ''See also: [[Adam Stackhouse]], [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]]''

In June 2007, Chris entered and attempted to win a contest in order to win Megan's heart, only to be <s>cockblocked</s> beaten by a much superior entry made by Adam Stackhouse. The saga resulted in [[CWC is Angry|madman]]-style threats and [[PaRappa_contest#Aftermath|several angry e-mails and posts to contest organizers]]. Chris would rage for quite some time before deciding enough was enough. This was also the last time a saga was inadvertently caused by an unsuspecting member of the public. From this time on, [[trolls]] would control the content.

===ED Saga (''November 2007 - present'')===
[[Image:Edsaga.jpg]]

: ''See also: [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]''

In November 2007, [[trolls]] would discover Chris and put up the "Chris-chan" page on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. Chris would initially think that they just got information wrong, but as time would go on, Chris would reveal the true depths of his insanity, destroying his friendship with Megan Schroeder and becoming the epic lolcow we know him to be. Were it not for this article showing how susceptible he was to trolling and how [[Autism|divinely retarded]] he could be, Chris may have just been another dumbass with no life, and probably would have been more or less forgotten by now. To this day, ED remains a thorn in his side which he must constantly address to those new to his life. Further to this, he still maintains they are out to do him harm.

===Blanca Saga (''August 2008 - 21 October 2008'')===
[[Image:Blancasaga.jpg]]

{{main|Blanca Weiss}}

Around August 2008, Chris would meet Blanca Weiss, making her his first Internet sweetheart. Aside from being the first sweetheart, she also proved how [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 13th, 2008|tenacious and strange]] Chris could be about relationships, revealing several [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008|quirks and oddities that he felt were somehow appropriate to mention]] to someone he believed loved him. It also showed how useless any [[White knight|white knighting]] efforts could be. In the span of two months, Blanca (actually three trolls working in tandem) would release the infamous pictures of Chris naked, then obtain and destroy Chris's [[Medallion of Fail|medallions]].

===Jimmy Hill Saga (''mid/late 2008'')===
[[Image:Jimmyhillsaga.jpg]]

{{main|Jimmy Hill}}

At the same time Chris was dealing with Blanca, he was hit with another troll attack as he believed that a man known as Jimmy Hill was using the Sonichu name and character to make money off of him in Europe. The thought of someone making money from his true and original creation led him to [[Captain's Log, Stardate Columbus Day, 2008|stress out and provide proof]] of the [[Copyright|infringement]]. Those attacks would end around the same time the Blanca Saga ended.

===Clyde Cash Saga ''(December 2008 - present)''===
[[Image:Clydesaga.jpg]]

{{main|Clyde Cash}}

In an attempt to get back at Chris for his [[Ryan Cash|brother's suicide]], Clyde Cash would go on a months-long trolling spree, going to great lengths to get back at the autistic wonder. The saga would result in the revelation of a [[The Miscreants|top secret organization]] hellbent on preventing the manchild from losing his virginity. It only ended with the apparent death of its creator.

However, in [[September 2009]] Chris resumed his war against Clyde Cash after discovering that he and another supposed troll, [[Gregg Mays]], were one and the same person. In the process, he's made numerous videos attempting to blackmail the man, going so far as to mock a [[Twin Falling Towers|national tragedy]].

And so it continues to this date; a never-ending conflict between two mortal enemies...

===PandaHalo Saga (''mid/late 2008 - February 2009'')===
[[Image:Pandasaga.jpg]]

{{main|PandaHalo}}

When Chris realized Blanca was a troll, he would move on to PandaHalo as his new sweetheart. The saga came to a quick and abrupt end when she was found to be bearing the child of Clyde Cash, conceived through rape. Unsurprisingly, Chris would quickly abandon Panda and she would (presumably) die in the Australian brushfires, despite living miles away from the incident. She would end up giving trolls the [[Scrapbook of Fail]] and [[Slideshow]].

===Miyamoto Saga (''January 2009 - 10 February 2009'')===
[[Image:Miyamotosaga.jpg]]

{{main|Miyamoto Saga}}

In the beginning of January 2009, Chris would be confronted by <s>[[Clyde Cash|a troll]]</s> [[Shigeru Miyamoto]], who would attempt to try to make his ''Sonichu'' game fantasy a reality. Chris's ineptitude and inability to do...well...anything other than be a lazy fuck resulted in horrible delays and stalls to the project's advancement. In the end, [[Reggie Fils-Aimé]] shut down the entire project with a scathing letter. This trolling encounter would have Chris give trolls a PowerPoint project that talked in great length about [[Chris and his ego|himself]]...and very little about his game.

===Julie Saga (''February 2009 - March 2009'')===
[[Image:Juliesaga.jpg]]

{{main|Julie}}

In February 2009 to early March 2009, Chris's latest sweetheart would be Julie, who was in actuality a young troll named [[BlueSpike]]. In this brief timeframe, BlueSpike would release the infamous [[sex tape]], force Chris to declare [[BILLY MAYS]] mayor of [[CWCville]] and destroy his second medallion by forcing him to stick it up his ass. However, BlueSpike's total and utter control over Chris would lead to a schism between trolls, leading to the creation of the [[PVCC (message board)|PVCC]] and this very wiki.

===Ivy Saga (''March 2009 - July 2009'')===
[[Image:Ivysaga.jpg]]

{{main|Ivy}}

In March 2009, Chris would meet and fall in love with Ivy, his then-latest sweetheart. His crush towards Ivy would lead Chris to create three special comics and two music videos, a practical spurt of work that wouldn't be surpassed for awhile. The saga also revealed Chris at his [[I am devoted to My Sweetest Ivy|creepiest]] [[CWC's Message for Ivy|yet]], scarring many trolls and CWC-watchers. The saga also resulted in a [[CWC's ¨It's All Coming Back To Me¨|proposal of marriage]]. Despite the work spurt, the saga would come to an abrupt end thanks to a combination of troll interference from [[Joshua Martinez]] and interference from [[Bob Chandler]] and [[Rocky Shoemaker]], leading to Ivy's suicide.

===Liquid Chris Saga (''June 21, 2009 - 27 July 2011'')===
[[Image:Liquidsaga.jpg]]

{{main|Liquid Chris}}

In July 2009, the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler would come forth after the other Chris would reveal himself as a troll in one video. The other Chris, [[Ian Brandon Anderson]], would challenge Chris to a sing-off, with the TRUE and HONEST CWC proving himself the victor in the end. The appearance of this other Chris would pressure the other into churning out more comics than he had before, currently heading for the completion of [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], something that many believed would never happen due to the interference of many trolls.

Later, Liquid would return to continue on his quest to get rid of this faker. In the process of this new entry to the saga, Ian and Chris would battle over the heart of Chris's true love, [[Kacey]]. In the end, the real Chris would win out and marry Kacey, leaving Ian to be butthurt. Liquid's YouTube account would eventually close on 27 July, 2011.

===CWCipedia Saga (''4 May 2009 – 26 June 2010'')===
[[Image:The CWCipedia Saga.jpg]]

{{main|CWCipedia}}

In early June 2009, Chris was given the CWCipedia, a wiki-styled web page, so that Chris can use it to upload his ''Sonichu'' comics, blog, and personal life safe from the trolls who instantly dive at his other web pages and hack them. It doubled as a source for the [[CWCki]] to draw many of Chris's latest failures from, making it his best friend and his worst enemy.

On 19 [[November 2009]], perhaps one of the greatest features the wiki introduced was the [[Mailbag]], in which a dump of all [[Fans|fan]] e-mails sent to the admin's address could be answered by Chris, for all to see. This feature provided insight into how Chris responds to trolls through e-mail about his views on, for example, homosexuality, GodJesus, autism, etc.

Since 23 November 2009, advertisements linking to porn sites, gay rights organizations, information on Asperger's syndrome, and the [[Asperchu|Asperpedia]] took residence on the CWCipedia, paid for by trolls. Eventually, Alec, the creator of Asperchu, paid Jack Thaddeus to replace most, if not all, of the ads with ads for Asperpedia. Chris had [[Address to my Cwcipedia SysOp|complained]] [[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence|repeatedly]] to the SysOp of the Wiki about these ads, which would have paid for the site until the end of 2010, pending negotiations.<ref>http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=User_talk:ChrisChanSonichu</ref> All of this had "stressed" Chris out to the point of uploading videos of himself screaming [[death threats]] upon the advertisers' heads, and creating a separate, stress-free, ad-free front page.

This saga would lead to the site being shut down twice in a row, both due to copyright infringement, and would lead to the death of [[Simonla Rosechu]] in the most humiliating way - death by exploding toilet.

The Asperpedia team would continue to vandalize and hijack CWCipedia in a variety of ways until it finally collapsed in May, and Chris finally abandoned the site after already making numerous claims that he'd quit the Internet forever. After Mao moved in to fill the void, he passed ownership to [[Alec]] and [[Vivian Gee]], wherein they took over the site and the rights to Sonichu to begin ''Sonichu'' Season 2, where ultimately, on 26 [[June 2010]], the entire site would be terminated along with the entirety of the original 110mb server.

===Asperchu Saga (''November 2009 - 30 August 2011'')===
[[Image:The Asperchu Saga.jpg]]

{{main|Asperchu}}

In late November 2009, an artist named Alec Benson Leary started a new series called ''Asperchu'', starring the titular Electric Asperger's Hedgehog Pokemon. Chris had spent most of December ignoring ''Asperchu'' and its popularity before finally exploding with rage, claiming the series as nothing more than fan fiction and a parody. The popularity of ''Asperchu'', combined with Chris's continuing downward spiral that is [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], has led many of Chris's fans to abandon ''Sonichu'' and go to ''Asperchu''.

Most of the saga has been spent with Chris raging at not just Alec, but also [[Evan]], Sean, and Asperpedia admin Mao over their usage of their characters and how they mock him. As well, Chris has been dealing with Evan over the usage of Simonla Rosechu, with Chris going so far as to deny reality and substitute it with his own.

In terms of productivity, it has given us ''Sonichu'' #10, which showcases Chris going all out in trying to get rid of everything he hates, including homosexuality and trolls. In that same book, Chris kills all four trolls involved in this saga as retaliation for making him kill Simonla Rosechu. Also, [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Calls|nine phone calls]] have been leaked. These phone calls show Alec attempting to get through to Chris and his way of thinking and Chris fighting tooth and nail not to change at all.

In the aftermath of the saga, Evan ceased his ''Simonchu'' comic, proud to have Simonla removed, Alec and Sean continued their respective comics, and Mao continues to poke and jab at Chris. And while the saga had for the most part died down, Asperpedia continued to harass its rival CWCipedia, either by placing new ads, vandalizing it, or shutting it down altogether. One of the post-trial ads even precipitated Chris's falling out with [[Jackie e-mails|Jackie]].

Alec Benson Leary would later be [[Calling Out "Alec Benson Leary" - Christopher|called out]] by Chris in 2011, and is identity was "revealed" as Christopher Paul Whitney, followed by Chris [[Chris and Health|sloppily devouring a cheap microwavable pizza]].

===Surfshack Tito Saga (''2 March 2010 - 10 August 2011'')===
[[Image:The Surfshack Tito Saga.jpg]]

{{Main|Surfshack Tito}}

Sometime in January 2010, Chris met and fell in love with a certain girl in real life, hoping she would be the one who'd end his streak of being a [[virgin with rage]]. On 9 March 2010, Chris would release a ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' video of a stage based off a book he was helping write with his gal-pal...and release a name in the process. Dedicated trolls used the information to discover the gal-pal's identity, but decided to let the [[lulz]] spread naturally. The next day, however, a troll revealed the information to the gal-pal, codenamed [[The Wallflower]], and while one set of lulz was stopped, another one was set into motion.

The troll, calling himself Surfshack Tito, claimed responsibility for not only hacking his PSN accounts for the umpteenth time, but also stealing The Wallflower from Chris. Chris, in response, has threatened to go all out and seemingly try to murder Tito, threatening him with a [[pocket knife]], attacking him with [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|racial slurs]], and flashing his [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|underwear]] in the process. At the same time, Chris has discovered and declared war on the CWCki, demanding that all pages involving himself, his friends and family be altered to suit his needs. In short order, Chris's attack on the CWCki fell utterly short.

The creativity here has been utterly stunted, especially after The Wallflower left him. He has gone on to blame his fans for wanting him to make more comics and compared them to the trolls that have tormented him. He has also vowed to leave the Internet forever, though he ended up reshowing his face 36 hours after his vow...

Echoes of this saga would be eventually heard in [[August 2011]] when, after announcing his glorious comeback to the Internet, Chris claimed to have discovered the true identity of Tito and tried to blackmail him using this information. Tito eventually [[Calling Out "Tito" - Don#Tito's official response|gave in]] to his demands on 9 August, which Chris [[Re: Don, and ReCalling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy|later acknowledged and accepted]].

=== The GAMe PLACe Saga (''pre-2005 - present'')===
{{main|The GAMe PLACe|Michael Snyder}}

For a long time, Chris had been visiting The GAMe PLACe on a regular basis. It was here that Chris would meet Megan herself, as well as [[Lucas]] and [[Mimms]], two people who would deliver a number of intel over Chris during his time there. He also participated in the ''[[Pokemon TCG]]'' League, using his own poorly made decks. However, Chris was a pain to the store's manager, [[Michael Snyder]] and by August 2008, tired of Chris terrorizing various [[niggos|patrons]], yelling at children, bogarting the TV and being an all-round pain. Michael would finally ban Chris from the store, embarrassing him and his mother in the process. It wouldn't be the end, however.

On multiple occasions, Chris returned to the store despite Michael's insistence that he never come back. He tried emails, sneaking in, [[Apology to Game & Hobby Place|pleading]] on [[YouTube]], but nothing worked. The first time he attempted (unsuccessfully, of course) to lift his ban in person was with a prepared, [[Chris and remorse|faux-apologetic speech]]. When that failed, he stormed out angrily and called Michael a [[Chris and race|JEW]], then attempted to rally his "fanbase" and get them [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|to troll him]]. [[6 June 2010|The next occasion]] was much more disturbing. He claimed he was trying to take a picture of Michael for a dartboard, but was caught in the act and was chased in the parking lot. Nearly running over Michael and his daughter, eventually the [[Jerkops]] got involved, but they did not arrest him. Michael accused him of trying to take [[pedofork|pictures of his daughter]]. Whether it's true or not, it's [[Kacey|confirmed]] that Chris has stalker tendencies.

The saga was revived in October 2011, when Chris and [[Barb|his mother]] visited the GAMe PLACe, and [[28 October 2011|an incident occurred]]. Exact details of events remain unknown, but charges such as assaulting a law enforcement official and property damage of more than $1000 were brought against the two. Chris and Barb have since had their preliminary hearings, and Michael Snyder has brought civil charges against both of them. The outcome of these events remains to be seen.

Being the longest saga to date, it's no wonder why [[Bob]] and [[Barb]] believe it's at the center of all the trolling.

==Intermittent Sagas==

===The CWC Exile Saga (''20 March 2010 - 29 August 2010'')===

{{main|Rocky Shoemaker|Fridays After Five|Flipnote Hatena}}

After Chris lost The Wallflower and fought with Surfshack Tito, an outside force attempted to push Chris away from the Internet. No less than five times, Chris has boldly claimed that he has abandoned the Internet and smugly told his detractors that they should go outside and live their lives, advice Chris should have followed ''years'' ago. However, Chris still latched onto the Internet as much as he could, trying to find ways to sneak in without the force discovering him.

Trolls would end up discovering Chris dancing like a dying turkey at [[Fridays After Five]], then discover that he had set up shop at the [[Flipnote Hatena]], where he tried to spread his sick and twisted thoughts to younger, innocent people before being shut down. However, the thing that would finally bring Chris back to the Internet and end his exile would be [[The MovingForward videos|the destruction of his beloved Life Upgrade]]. At his own hands, no less!

==Post-exile==

===Jackie Saga (''April 5, 2010 - November 26, 2010'')===
[[Image:JackieSaga.jpg]]

{{main|Jackie}}

Following the fallout of The Wallflower incident, Chris pulled himself away from the Internet, only for him to meet and begin conversing to a woman named Jackie. Meeting her at [[The Hook Cafe|''The HooK'' Café]], the two began conversing through [[Jackie Emails|e-mails]], revealing the rationale in Chris's attempts to get back into The GAMe PLACe and showing [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|he's still incredibly disturbing]]. However, Chris broke off his relationship with her after she attempted to get him to change his life for the better.

Around [[September 2010]], Jackie and Chris were confirmed to have attempted to try again with a relationship, with Chris creating [[100_2265|even]] [[ECV 00002|more]] [[Pregnant Act|disturbing]] [[Don'tPintheOop|videos]] in the process. A third party - [[Lars]] McNulty, Jackie's ex-boyfriend - stepped in by the end of September, prompting Chris to release several videos attacking his newfound enemy. Video updates became increasingly bizarre, but still occurred regularly until the end of [[October 2010|October]].

By [[November 2010|November]], the leaked correspondence showed that Jackie was getting increasing impatient as Chris kept failing to fulfill her requests, while Chris made up a lot of lame excuses for why he could not deliver on them, all while continuously begging Jackie to have sex with him. On November 26, Jackie would send Chris the latest in a string of e-mails in which she criticized him for his laziness and unwillingness when it came to pay a more active part in relationships, and how he, despite of this, kept begging her for sex. Chris stopped responding at this point, putting an end to the saga.

===[[Tomgirl Saga]] (''28 April 2011 - present'')===
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{{main|Tomgirl Saga|Tomgirl Pictures}}

In mid-2011, Chris's exile from the Internet continued, and his mental state deteriorated. Some leaked evidence of [[Wikipedia:Transvestitism|transvestitism]] surfaced in [[April 2011|April]], and later joined the [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]] forum, where his posts showed that Chris and sanity were only vague acquaintances. However, when Chris found out he was discovered on the forums, he decided to fight back by [[Calling Out]] various [[trolls]], demanding that they apologize and leave the Internet or they would have their information revealed and be trolled in return. He managed to drive away Surfshack Tito, before the saga was utterly derailed by the death of his father, [[Bob]].

==The Future==
If anything remains clear, it is that Chris is incapable of applying past events to current ones. Given this, it is likely that Chris will be enduring one saga or another until the day he dies.

==See also==
*''[[Excel Saga]]''

==References==
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[[Category:Trolling]]
[[Category: Sagas]]

Talk:28 October 2011

2012-01-03T21:33:07Z

SonichuLives: fffff

{{Not A Forum}}
== Proposed article ==

This is my proposed solution to how we manage and collect information pertaining to the events of October 28th 2011.

To-do:
* Add categories
* Add more verifiable information
* <s>Screencap the pages from the court website for preservation.</s>

--[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 14:44, 5 November 2011 (PDT)

: Do we have a field agent that can attend the court hearing? That should give us the entire story behind all of this --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 13:15, 5 November 2011 (PDT)

Shouldn't it be mentioned this is the first (major) event since Bob died? --[[User:IwegalBadnik|IwegalBadnik]] 13:43, 5 November 2011 (PDT)
*Is it noteworthy enough to note that their arraignments (or the time that the defendants are told of their crimes and to take guilty or not guilty pleas) have come to pass and according to their records, they are listed as "continued" which in this case means that they probably pled "not guilty" and are now facing their day in court? The only other explanation of "continued" being listed that I found was this, "continued in court cases generally means that they (defendant) plead 'not guilty' or that a plea deal/plea bargain is in the works". I just thought it'd be a note worthy fact-- that they are either planning a deal, or that they think they are not guilty. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 10:46, 7 November 2011 (PST)
:The article is already rife with speculation, and until we see court documents or other documents - we don't know the exact circumstances surrounding the charges, the pleas given (if any), medical considerations or other reasons for deferral. I'd rather we waited until we could prove the reason for deferral under the "continued" reason before we document it. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 11:10, 7 November 2011 (PST)

===Title===
Shouldn't the title be Americanized? September 11th isn't referred to as 11/9.--[[User:Steve Landcleamer|Steve Landcleamer]] 16:06, 5 November 2011 (PDT)
:We have a few articles with titles like this ([[12_October_2009|e.g.]]), so while I don't know if it's "right" or not, much like "Chris's", it's just become a standard. Good eye, though. I didn't catch that it wasn't Americanised. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 16:11, 5 November 2011 (PDT)
:I based it on articles like [[6 June 2010]]. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 17:13, 5 November 2011 (PDT)
:: Chris with felonly charges? Ohhh, Santa came early this year, and goddamn, did he deliver~! Anywho; if it was Chris on his own, it might've been dismissed like last time, but with Barb involved too, this is more concrete and serious: I propose that the formal title of the page (or saga, if it comes to that) be the name of the court case (Snyder or People vs Chandler, whatever it may be) when we get it. --[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 00:45, 6 November 2011 (PDT)
:Oh yeah and come to think of it - we Eurofag dates - see [[A_Quick_Guide_to_CWCki#When_it_comes_to_dates.2C_be_a_Eurofag|here]]. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 06:06, 20 December 2011 (PST)

==x==
Thank you based God [[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 16:44, 5 November 2011 (PDT)

== Explanation ==

Am I reading this right? Chris got an Assault charge (assumption being it has to do with Snyder) but Barb got one too... but for a police officer, because her day in court was Oct 31, is there any information about what "assault" on the officer she actually did? Does anyone know what "complainant : CASON" means? And where can the stuff about him being in jail for two days be found? (or was this something Chris himself gave out?) --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 20:08, 5 November 2011 (PDT)
*Edit: ah, the actual trial for the assault isn't until December, so we probably won't find out what she did until then... It was some civil case between her and Snyder that occurred Oct 31-Nov 1--[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 20:13, 5 November 2011 (PDT)
** Oct. 31st was her formal arraignment, where I guess they informed her of the charges against her and set a court date for a criminal trial. Whether or not Mr. Snyder will file a civil suit remains to be seen, but somehow I doubt that her wants to have anything more to do with the Chandlers if he can help it. [[User:Giantgroundsloth|Giantgroundsloth]] 21:29, 5 November 2011 (PDT)
***(Messed up original links, but)Snyder's pressing civil charges against both, as both of his civil cases can be seen on the Virginia General District Courts site. Also, assault can be something as simple as a verbal threat, don't know if that was the case here, but it's something to keep in mind. [[User:Mrmonster|Mrmonster]] 00:36, 6 November 2011 (PDT)

== Who paid bail? ==

Is there any way to find out who paid bail? Most likely it was one of his extended family, but still. --[[User:Melainia|Melainia]] 01:33, 6 November 2011 (PDT)
*It could have also been a bondsman, which is pretty likely. That's their whole business. --[[User:Mrmonster|Mrmonster]] 00:38, 6 November 2011 (PDT)

==Civil Charges==
Anyone have any addition info about the civil charges from Mike? http://i.imgur.com/Fz281.png It says they were in court on Nov 1st but the case is listed as "Other Judgement" and a lot of the other fields are empty. Did Mike drop the case? --[[User:KillDeer|KillDeer]] 18:12, 6 November 2011 (PST)
*Saw this on /cwc/, it says [http://www.facebook.com/Newsplex/posts/10150348599173564 here] a person was injured, it could have been Mike. --[[User:Digital|Digital]] 22:56, 10 November 2011 (PST)
* We still await more concrete and reliable sources about the exact series of events. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 01:29, 11 November 2011 (PST)

==Chris's defense?==

Not sure if the Autism card will completely save him this time, espectially for a felony. But could his years of being trolled actually give him a valid claim of "harassment". There certainly is an ocean of information posted online about him, much of which is blatant insults towards him. Any chance the CWCki could get in any sort of trouble for instigating these actions by Chris?

Also, may want to bring up that psych evaluation he had back in 2004 when he was kicked out of school. Could that prove any insight to his reasoning behind this incident; and could it maybe help/hurt his case?--[[User:Jcrowley1985|Jcrowley1985]] 19:36, 6 November 2011 (PST)
* No. As far as I can tell, Chris using trolls and/or the CWCki as a reason for violating a restraining order is not going to cut it. I know he used it with the last little incident, but any judge with half a brain stem would realize that it's less about internet bullies and more about a 29-year-old man who should know better just ''not getting it''.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 19:59, 6 November 2011 (PST)
* High Functioning Autism wouldn't play a huge role here, simply because it's not a truly debilitating disorder these days, and there is no way a judge would even consider the argument that "trolls" made him do it.... Chris having trolls doesn't change the fact that he did something wrong and illegal. It'll actually be pretty hilarious if he tries to use this site for proof against trolls simply for the fact that there are a lot of things Chris himself has 'donated' to the site that could get him in even more trouble... for example: does Mr.Snyder know that Chris has stated, on the internet, that Snyder is a child molester and has potentially fiddled with his own kids? Yeah, that won't go over too well. The way things are looking, if Chris is found guilty of any of these; he'll see jail/prison time for sure (if only because he will be unable to pay his huge fees and fines) Barb is probably in the same boat. Sadly, another thing to point out is that if they have to get repo-ed to pay for anything, the county will finally have to deal with their horrendous hoarding problem and will probably condemn the house, just as Bob had feared. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 20:38, 6 November 2011 (PST)
*It all depends on how his lawyer wants to play it. Is Robert Bell acting as a PD for his pro bono work? Either way, I'd bet that either his lawyer is so blase in regards to the situation and/or so overwrought by his other cases that he'll just advise Chris to plead guilty with mitigating circumstances (autism, grief, etc.), or, it's always possible that Robert Bell's a total shark who'll get Chris off with a slap on the wrist, yet again. Of course, there's always the possibility that he'll be committed.
I know Chris and Barb have four cars (one of which is a Jag according to one of the Kacey calls) so they could hock those for some CWC cash (see that thing I did?), and lord knows that Chris and Barb probably have at least, AT LEAST, $2000 worth of useless shit lying around their house, but, somehow, I'm in doubt that Barb'll be able to rouse Chris off of his ass for long enough to get him to help her (and himself).
I've got to admit, I feel sort of sorry for Chris and Barb. Bob just died and lord knows that you never know what you have until it's gone. Their actions are inexcusable, yeah, but still, it's horrible that things have to end this way, if that's what ends up happening. I was, I guess naively, hoping that something would seep through Chris's skull and he'd just gracefully leave the internet and take some steps to improve himself, but it doesn't look like that's ever going to happen. He should thank God that's he's not going to be going to prison if he does have to be incarcerated. He'd get passed around like fucking candy there.

tl;dr Chris is fucked any-which-way [[User:Giantgroundsloth|Giantgroundsloth]] 21:18, 6 November 2011 (PST)

: It's worse than that. If Chris is foolish enough to reference this site, he's going to be pointing the court toward evidence that he has no regrets on this incident, since the first thing he did after getting out of jail was to crow about his crimes here. Any decent prosecutor would then dig up his youtube videos, handily linked throughout the site, and reveal that he's got a history of antisocial behavior, the most recent threats and attempted extortion only just predating his father's passing (and thereby casting doubt on grounds for his recent grief).

: His best chance is an insanity plea, which is difficult to prove on people who can communicate more clearly then Chris can. Ironically, the clearest indicators -- his beliefs that his creations are real -- may come off as so ludicrous that the plea might get dismissed.

: Failing that, he'll be extremely lucky to get a plea bargain down to some serious community service and probation. Unfortunately for him, his history with Snyder in specific shows how extraordinarily lenient everyone's already been. Any decent prosecutor will insist on such as part of their arguments, and should Chris' previous proud attempts at vehicular assault enter play, he's almost certainly going to have jail time as part of a plea. Even disregarding that, though, I'd be surprised if Chris actually made any efforts should he get probation and community service, as his history shows he'd ignore both, forcing the issue of jail time.

: Sadly enough, that's actually the extent of the good news for him. The bad news is that Chris' pride and arrogance may lead him to refuse any such pleas -- in his mind, he's neither insane nor has any of his behavior ever been anything less than justified -- and worse, he may even try to represent himself. Should that happen, his only real shot is to have Barb legally declare him as incompetent. While at first blush that sounds like it'd lead to him getting off on insanity after all, it'd rely primarily on Barb's testimony to go through -- and Barb's already supported him enough to be his accomplice.

: The primary factors now on whether Chris is going to jail are his county's prison system, his prosecutor's diligence, and how much ridiculous bullshit Chris serves up in his own defense. If he acts out in court, continues his libelous antics outside of it, or submits anything damaging in his "defense," he screws himself to oblivion. Hell, if Snyder comes here, or if someone contacts him and points him our way, the prosecution would have a field day.

: Quite frankly, this is so stacked against him I'm almost of a mind Barb did this intentionally to try to get the state to take custody of him before she dies, too, sad as it is to say.

: [[User:Kestrel|Kestrel]] 00:25, 7 November 2011 (PST)

*None of this is really relevant to the article, so next person who contributes something that doesn't relate to this article gets banned. You can talk about it elsewhere like on [http://cwcki.yuku.com our forums].--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:27, 7 November 2011 (PST)

==Article Title and Redirects==

We need to get a more fitting title set up as well as some redirects. I'm not sure how, exactly... But something like "Arrest" for a redirect. My creative juices are currently burnt out so I leave this all up to you for tonight.
:The subsection regarding the incident on the GAMe PLACe page called it "Strike Three, You're Out!" Something along those lines, perhaps?--[[User:Henry Bemis|Henry Bemis]] 22:16, 6 November 2011 (PST)
:We are a Wiki at the end of the day - and it's less about getting a "fitting" or amusing title, and more about getting a sensible one. I chose this one based on other articles about specific events (mostly significant videos that were not given a particularly unique name by Chris). "Keep It Simple" is the golden rule here, so any renames should be both simple and yet, unique enough for people to be easily able to find it. I'm totally open to better suggestions for the article title though, as I said near the top of this discussion page. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 03:17, 7 November 2011 (PST)

==Where==
Did someone know exactly where the trial will take place (ie some court on Chalottesville i presume)
[[User:René Duprée|René Duprée]] 10:25, 7 November 2011
*[http://www.courts.state.va.us/courts/circuit/Charlottesville/home.html Charlottesville Circuit Court] most likely? The circuit court has jurisdiction over all felonies and that is where a jury trial would be held. Unfortunately on their [http://wasdmz2.courts.state.va.us/CJISWeb/circuit.html case lookup] page, that court isn't in the list. [[User:Penman28|Penman28]] 09:55, 8 November 2011 (PST)
*Considering that the charges are filed under "Charlottesville General District Court" I'm gonna guess thats where things are going down. --[[User:KillDeer|KillDeer]] 10:49, 8 November 2011 (PST)

== Chris's Account ==

Is it worth mentioning anything about this "CWC Michael Snyder Interview"? I looked it up on youtube and it's originally from 2010; so it's not really recent, nor does it pertain to anything Chris is talking about. He doesn't even say he wants to lore Chris into the Place; he actually says "We have a Pokemon Tournament the 22nd, I really hope Chris doesn't try to show up... That'd be really bad." I guess what I'm getting at is this: would it be worth putting in a small summary about the video Chris is saying will get him off the hook? Or do we just leave it and if people want to see it they can look it up themselves? (I really wish we could get Mr. Snyder's accounts of the happenings as well, just to compare the two.) --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 10:37, 9 November 2011 (PST)

I removed that section since it isn't 100% confirmed to be Chris yet (and in the case he does - he reads the Wiki). If it gets re-added I'd say just link it and add a Wiki page if there isn't already. --[[User:Drpepper|Drpepper]] 14:15, 9 November 2011 (PST)

== Removed the email ==

I went ahead and removed the halfsie-confirmed email I posted in the forums, since it's not fully confirmed to be by Chris and just not someone from Inner/PVCC in-the-know (and for the agent's sake). Just reverse if nobody gives a fuck. --[[User:Drpepper|Drpepper]] 14:11, 9 November 2011 (PST)
* I do believe that someone said "Tito and champthom just confirmed that some events match up". So maybe keep it but add some kind of disclaimer saying we don't have Christian Weston Chandler's confirmation; but some highly reliable sources can confirm that events match up?? --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 15:52, 9 November 2011 (PST)

Either way, the fact that Chris reads the Wiki remains and leaving the email up compromises a field agent, and genereal consensus is on the forums (in that topic) is that we keep it down until later. PVCC trolls have also asked that it doesn't go up yet on /cwc/. --[[User:Drpepper|Drpepper]] 16:19, 9 November 2011 (PST)

*There is truth to it, I will tell you that, but I'd prefer it if someone can say something solid about it as in "This is from Chris 100%." I suppose we could leave it with a disclaimer that "According to Tito, this is true" so people can interpret it however they'd like, but I'd prefer that we wait until we can get a solid confirmation about it.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:50, 9 November 2011 (PST)

** I'm more concerned with it impacting operations. I don't want to interfere with any plans already in play... I say keep it down until we get confirmation that saga is over --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 23:22, 9 November 2011 (PST)

We do get information such as emails from offical channels, so I support the motion to omit the material that was added from the article for the timebeing until we are sure of a reliable source. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 11:50, 10 November 2011 (PST)
:This is still our stance for now - we await further verifiable evidence that this account is verbatim what Chris said. /cwc/ and ED are not reliable enough sources. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 15:29, 17 November 2011 (PST)

== End of the world ==

If Chris is sentenced in December 2011, next month, that means that if he receives the minimum sentence for his felony count, that means that he will get out of prison on December 2012, the same time that the world is supposed to end. How interesting. --[[User:TheJerk|TheJerk]] 12:56, 12 November 2011 (PST)
:Eh - it's sort of interesting in a theoretical way. Speaking of theories - they don't belong on article talk pages. Please use the links at the top of this talk page to find better places for pointing out or discussing similar things. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 13:48, 12 November 2011 (PST)

== GAME PLACe ==

The PLACe has changed names now, should we be using the new name in this article I think so, or ate least referred to as "Cville's Hobbies, Games, and Toys (Formorly The GAMe PLACe)" for accuracy
[[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 13:44, 22 November 2011 (PST)
:I think in this case, similar to Chris' vs Chris's, established convention ought to take precedence over accuracy. I don't think the majority of people would know what "Cville's Hobbies, Games and Toys" is, and I don't think there's much need for them to know the new name. The rename probably deserves a mention in the relevant article, but I don't think everything needs to be readjusted. If Chris ever starts referring to the store explicitly by its new name, renaming things might make it easier on readers, but until then, I don't think it's really beneficial. —Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) 13:52, 22 November 2011 (PST)
:*Totally agree Freecell. It definitely should be mentioned in the article, but a name change would just complicate things. And for some reason, I have a really weird feeling that Chris would never call it anything other than "The PLACe". --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 14:51, 22 November 2011 (PST)

== Court Liaison??? ==

Is there anybody who is planning on going to the courthouse on December 15th in order to document Chris and Snorlax's appearances for us? Perhaps a live blog of the proceedings would be in order? Just saying. --[[User:Osideguy92|Osideguy92]] 20:56, 11 December 2011 (PST)
*Check the CWCki Forum.--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 18:03, 12 December 2011 (PST)

== Rob Bell article needed ==

We need to have an article here on the CWCki about Bell's involvement in the court cases. His involvement in all this is too minor for the other sites. --[[User:Munch Banchibokkusu|Munch]] 21:01, 19 December 2011 (PST)
:All we know about him is that he's representing Chris in court. Unless there's more info out there (such as why he's representing Chris; was he court-appointed or hired by Barb) then I don't see why we should give him his own article. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 22:38, 19 December 2011 (PST)
:We already deleted an article that was created for Rob Bell as we currently don't have enough information on him* to warrant a solo article. For now, any things about him relevant to this case can be documented on this article.
:(*and no, this isn't a call for people to go digging for information on him - we should keep all details on the CWCki related to either Chris or the court case.) --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 06:09, 20 December 2011 (PST)
::we know this:
::"Rob Bell is an honors graduate of the University of Virginia and the University of Virginia Law School. At the Law School, Mr. Bell served as the Executive Editor of the Virginia Law Review and was selected for the Order of the Coif.

::Mr. Bell served for five years as a state prosecutor in Orange County, Virginia. During this time he prosecuted thousands of criminal and traffic cases.

::In 2001, Mr. Bell was elected to the Virginia General Assembly as the Delegate from the 58th District. As Delegate, he serves on the Courts for Justice Committee and the Virginia State Crime Commission. He has authored numerous criminal laws, including laws dealing with drunk driving, sex crimes, and criminal procedure.

::Mr. Bell joined Davidson & Kitzmann in 2005 and tries cases in all state and federal courts.

::His wife, his son Robbie, and his daughter Evelyn live in Albemarle County."
::http://www.dklawyers.com/bio_rbell.htm
::and this http://www.nbc29.com/story/16202740/rob-bell-enters-attorney-general-race [[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 09:52, 20 December 2011 (PST)
:::Cool. Anything on him relevant to Chris? No? Well okay then. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 10:17, 20 December 2011 (PST)

::::He is Chris's lawyer, he deserves a stub. more info will come.. The actual trial should give us some information. besides http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Special:ShortPages [[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 10:50, 20 December 2011 (PST)
:::::No he doesn't - not a this time. I have spoken. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 10:52, 20 December 2011 (PST)

== Does this saga have a name? ==

If not i would call it the "Attack on C-Ville (or CWC-Ville) saga.. Is this even a saga? it certainly meets what i would think are the criteria. [[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 12:14, 3 January 2012 (PST)
* I'd say it's a part of the ongoing GAMe PLACe Saga. --[[User:SonichuLives|SonichuLives]] 13:32, 3 January 2012 (PST)

Talk:28 October 2011

2012-01-03T21:32:28Z

SonichuLives: /* Does this saga have a name? */

{{Not A Forum}}
== Proposed article ==

This is my proposed solution to how we manage and collect information pertaining to the events of October 28th 2011.

To-do:
* Add categories
* Add more verifiable information
* <s>Screencap the pages from the court website for preservation.</s>

--[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 14:44, 5 November 2011 (PDT)

: Do we have a field agent that can attend the court hearing? That should give us the entire story behind all of this --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 13:15, 5 November 2011 (PDT)

Shouldn't it be mentioned this is the first (major) event since Bob died? --[[User:IwegalBadnik|IwegalBadnik]] 13:43, 5 November 2011 (PDT)
*Is it noteworthy enough to note that their arraignments (or the time that the defendants are told of their crimes and to take guilty or not guilty pleas) have come to pass and according to their records, they are listed as "continued" which in this case means that they probably pled "not guilty" and are now facing their day in court? The only other explanation of "continued" being listed that I found was this, "continued in court cases generally means that they (defendant) plead 'not guilty' or that a plea deal/plea bargain is in the works". I just thought it'd be a note worthy fact-- that they are either planning a deal, or that they think they are not guilty. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 10:46, 7 November 2011 (PST)
:The article is already rife with speculation, and until we see court documents or other documents - we don't know the exact circumstances surrounding the charges, the pleas given (if any), medical considerations or other reasons for deferral. I'd rather we waited until we could prove the reason for deferral under the "continued" reason before we document it. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 11:10, 7 November 2011 (PST)

===Title===
Shouldn't the title be Americanized? September 11th isn't referred to as 11/9.--[[User:Steve Landcleamer|Steve Landcleamer]] 16:06, 5 November 2011 (PDT)
:We have a few articles with titles like this ([[12_October_2009|e.g.]]), so while I don't know if it's "right" or not, much like "Chris's", it's just become a standard. Good eye, though. I didn't catch that it wasn't Americanised. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 16:11, 5 November 2011 (PDT)
:I based it on articles like [[6 June 2010]]. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 17:13, 5 November 2011 (PDT)
:: Chris with felonly charges? Ohhh, Santa came early this year, and goddamn, did he deliver~! Anywho; if it was Chris on his own, it might've been dismissed like last time, but with Barb involved too, this is more concrete and serious: I propose that the formal title of the page (or saga, if it comes to that) be the name of the court case (Snyder or People vs Chandler, whatever it may be) when we get it. --[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 00:45, 6 November 2011 (PDT)
:Oh yeah and come to think of it - we Eurofag dates - see [[A_Quick_Guide_to_CWCki#When_it_comes_to_dates.2C_be_a_Eurofag|here]]. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 06:06, 20 December 2011 (PST)

==x==
Thank you based God [[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 16:44, 5 November 2011 (PDT)

== Explanation ==

Am I reading this right? Chris got an Assault charge (assumption being it has to do with Snyder) but Barb got one too... but for a police officer, because her day in court was Oct 31, is there any information about what "assault" on the officer she actually did? Does anyone know what "complainant : CASON" means? And where can the stuff about him being in jail for two days be found? (or was this something Chris himself gave out?) --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 20:08, 5 November 2011 (PDT)
*Edit: ah, the actual trial for the assault isn't until December, so we probably won't find out what she did until then... It was some civil case between her and Snyder that occurred Oct 31-Nov 1--[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 20:13, 5 November 2011 (PDT)
** Oct. 31st was her formal arraignment, where I guess they informed her of the charges against her and set a court date for a criminal trial. Whether or not Mr. Snyder will file a civil suit remains to be seen, but somehow I doubt that her wants to have anything more to do with the Chandlers if he can help it. [[User:Giantgroundsloth|Giantgroundsloth]] 21:29, 5 November 2011 (PDT)
***(Messed up original links, but)Snyder's pressing civil charges against both, as both of his civil cases can be seen on the Virginia General District Courts site. Also, assault can be something as simple as a verbal threat, don't know if that was the case here, but it's something to keep in mind. [[User:Mrmonster|Mrmonster]] 00:36, 6 November 2011 (PDT)

== Who paid bail? ==

Is there any way to find out who paid bail? Most likely it was one of his extended family, but still. --[[User:Melainia|Melainia]] 01:33, 6 November 2011 (PDT)
*It could have also been a bondsman, which is pretty likely. That's their whole business. --[[User:Mrmonster|Mrmonster]] 00:38, 6 November 2011 (PDT)

==Civil Charges==
Anyone have any addition info about the civil charges from Mike? http://i.imgur.com/Fz281.png It says they were in court on Nov 1st but the case is listed as "Other Judgement" and a lot of the other fields are empty. Did Mike drop the case? --[[User:KillDeer|KillDeer]] 18:12, 6 November 2011 (PST)
*Saw this on /cwc/, it says [http://www.facebook.com/Newsplex/posts/10150348599173564 here] a person was injured, it could have been Mike. --[[User:Digital|Digital]] 22:56, 10 November 2011 (PST)
* We still await more concrete and reliable sources about the exact series of events. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 01:29, 11 November 2011 (PST)

==Chris's defense?==

Not sure if the Autism card will completely save him this time, espectially for a felony. But could his years of being trolled actually give him a valid claim of "harassment". There certainly is an ocean of information posted online about him, much of which is blatant insults towards him. Any chance the CWCki could get in any sort of trouble for instigating these actions by Chris?

Also, may want to bring up that psych evaluation he had back in 2004 when he was kicked out of school. Could that prove any insight to his reasoning behind this incident; and could it maybe help/hurt his case?--[[User:Jcrowley1985|Jcrowley1985]] 19:36, 6 November 2011 (PST)
* No. As far as I can tell, Chris using trolls and/or the CWCki as a reason for violating a restraining order is not going to cut it. I know he used it with the last little incident, but any judge with half a brain stem would realize that it's less about internet bullies and more about a 29-year-old man who should know better just ''not getting it''.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 19:59, 6 November 2011 (PST)
* High Functioning Autism wouldn't play a huge role here, simply because it's not a truly debilitating disorder these days, and there is no way a judge would even consider the argument that "trolls" made him do it.... Chris having trolls doesn't change the fact that he did something wrong and illegal. It'll actually be pretty hilarious if he tries to use this site for proof against trolls simply for the fact that there are a lot of things Chris himself has 'donated' to the site that could get him in even more trouble... for example: does Mr.Snyder know that Chris has stated, on the internet, that Snyder is a child molester and has potentially fiddled with his own kids? Yeah, that won't go over too well. The way things are looking, if Chris is found guilty of any of these; he'll see jail/prison time for sure (if only because he will be unable to pay his huge fees and fines) Barb is probably in the same boat. Sadly, another thing to point out is that if they have to get repo-ed to pay for anything, the county will finally have to deal with their horrendous hoarding problem and will probably condemn the house, just as Bob had feared. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 20:38, 6 November 2011 (PST)
*It all depends on how his lawyer wants to play it. Is Robert Bell acting as a PD for his pro bono work? Either way, I'd bet that either his lawyer is so blase in regards to the situation and/or so overwrought by his other cases that he'll just advise Chris to plead guilty with mitigating circumstances (autism, grief, etc.), or, it's always possible that Robert Bell's a total shark who'll get Chris off with a slap on the wrist, yet again. Of course, there's always the possibility that he'll be committed.
I know Chris and Barb have four cars (one of which is a Jag according to one of the Kacey calls) so they could hock those for some CWC cash (see that thing I did?), and lord knows that Chris and Barb probably have at least, AT LEAST, $2000 worth of useless shit lying around their house, but, somehow, I'm in doubt that Barb'll be able to rouse Chris off of his ass for long enough to get him to help her (and himself).
I've got to admit, I feel sort of sorry for Chris and Barb. Bob just died and lord knows that you never know what you have until it's gone. Their actions are inexcusable, yeah, but still, it's horrible that things have to end this way, if that's what ends up happening. I was, I guess naively, hoping that something would seep through Chris's skull and he'd just gracefully leave the internet and take some steps to improve himself, but it doesn't look like that's ever going to happen. He should thank God that's he's not going to be going to prison if he does have to be incarcerated. He'd get passed around like fucking candy there.

tl;dr Chris is fucked any-which-way [[User:Giantgroundsloth|Giantgroundsloth]] 21:18, 6 November 2011 (PST)

: It's worse than that. If Chris is foolish enough to reference this site, he's going to be pointing the court toward evidence that he has no regrets on this incident, since the first thing he did after getting out of jail was to crow about his crimes here. Any decent prosecutor would then dig up his youtube videos, handily linked throughout the site, and reveal that he's got a history of antisocial behavior, the most recent threats and attempted extortion only just predating his father's passing (and thereby casting doubt on grounds for his recent grief).

: His best chance is an insanity plea, which is difficult to prove on people who can communicate more clearly then Chris can. Ironically, the clearest indicators -- his beliefs that his creations are real -- may come off as so ludicrous that the plea might get dismissed.

: Failing that, he'll be extremely lucky to get a plea bargain down to some serious community service and probation. Unfortunately for him, his history with Snyder in specific shows how extraordinarily lenient everyone's already been. Any decent prosecutor will insist on such as part of their arguments, and should Chris' previous proud attempts at vehicular assault enter play, he's almost certainly going to have jail time as part of a plea. Even disregarding that, though, I'd be surprised if Chris actually made any efforts should he get probation and community service, as his history shows he'd ignore both, forcing the issue of jail time.

: Sadly enough, that's actually the extent of the good news for him. The bad news is that Chris' pride and arrogance may lead him to refuse any such pleas -- in his mind, he's neither insane nor has any of his behavior ever been anything less than justified -- and worse, he may even try to represent himself. Should that happen, his only real shot is to have Barb legally declare him as incompetent. While at first blush that sounds like it'd lead to him getting off on insanity after all, it'd rely primarily on Barb's testimony to go through -- and Barb's already supported him enough to be his accomplice.

: The primary factors now on whether Chris is going to jail are his county's prison system, his prosecutor's diligence, and how much ridiculous bullshit Chris serves up in his own defense. If he acts out in court, continues his libelous antics outside of it, or submits anything damaging in his "defense," he screws himself to oblivion. Hell, if Snyder comes here, or if someone contacts him and points him our way, the prosecution would have a field day.

: Quite frankly, this is so stacked against him I'm almost of a mind Barb did this intentionally to try to get the state to take custody of him before she dies, too, sad as it is to say.

: [[User:Kestrel|Kestrel]] 00:25, 7 November 2011 (PST)

*None of this is really relevant to the article, so next person who contributes something that doesn't relate to this article gets banned. You can talk about it elsewhere like on [http://cwcki.yuku.com our forums].--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:27, 7 November 2011 (PST)

==Article Title and Redirects==

We need to get a more fitting title set up as well as some redirects. I'm not sure how, exactly... But something like "Arrest" for a redirect. My creative juices are currently burnt out so I leave this all up to you for tonight.
:The subsection regarding the incident on the GAMe PLACe page called it "Strike Three, You're Out!" Something along those lines, perhaps?--[[User:Henry Bemis|Henry Bemis]] 22:16, 6 November 2011 (PST)
:We are a Wiki at the end of the day - and it's less about getting a "fitting" or amusing title, and more about getting a sensible one. I chose this one based on other articles about specific events (mostly significant videos that were not given a particularly unique name by Chris). "Keep It Simple" is the golden rule here, so any renames should be both simple and yet, unique enough for people to be easily able to find it. I'm totally open to better suggestions for the article title though, as I said near the top of this discussion page. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 03:17, 7 November 2011 (PST)

==Where==
Did someone know exactly where the trial will take place (ie some court on Chalottesville i presume)
[[User:René Duprée|René Duprée]] 10:25, 7 November 2011
*[http://www.courts.state.va.us/courts/circuit/Charlottesville/home.html Charlottesville Circuit Court] most likely? The circuit court has jurisdiction over all felonies and that is where a jury trial would be held. Unfortunately on their [http://wasdmz2.courts.state.va.us/CJISWeb/circuit.html case lookup] page, that court isn't in the list. [[User:Penman28|Penman28]] 09:55, 8 November 2011 (PST)
*Considering that the charges are filed under "Charlottesville General District Court" I'm gonna guess thats where things are going down. --[[User:KillDeer|KillDeer]] 10:49, 8 November 2011 (PST)

== Chris's Account ==

Is it worth mentioning anything about this "CWC Michael Snyder Interview"? I looked it up on youtube and it's originally from 2010; so it's not really recent, nor does it pertain to anything Chris is talking about. He doesn't even say he wants to lore Chris into the Place; he actually says "We have a Pokemon Tournament the 22nd, I really hope Chris doesn't try to show up... That'd be really bad." I guess what I'm getting at is this: would it be worth putting in a small summary about the video Chris is saying will get him off the hook? Or do we just leave it and if people want to see it they can look it up themselves? (I really wish we could get Mr. Snyder's accounts of the happenings as well, just to compare the two.) --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 10:37, 9 November 2011 (PST)

I removed that section since it isn't 100% confirmed to be Chris yet (and in the case he does - he reads the Wiki). If it gets re-added I'd say just link it and add a Wiki page if there isn't already. --[[User:Drpepper|Drpepper]] 14:15, 9 November 2011 (PST)

== Removed the email ==

I went ahead and removed the halfsie-confirmed email I posted in the forums, since it's not fully confirmed to be by Chris and just not someone from Inner/PVCC in-the-know (and for the agent's sake). Just reverse if nobody gives a fuck. --[[User:Drpepper|Drpepper]] 14:11, 9 November 2011 (PST)
* I do believe that someone said "Tito and champthom just confirmed that some events match up". So maybe keep it but add some kind of disclaimer saying we don't have Christian Weston Chandler's confirmation; but some highly reliable sources can confirm that events match up?? --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 15:52, 9 November 2011 (PST)

Either way, the fact that Chris reads the Wiki remains and leaving the email up compromises a field agent, and genereal consensus is on the forums (in that topic) is that we keep it down until later. PVCC trolls have also asked that it doesn't go up yet on /cwc/. --[[User:Drpepper|Drpepper]] 16:19, 9 November 2011 (PST)

*There is truth to it, I will tell you that, but I'd prefer it if someone can say something solid about it as in "This is from Chris 100%." I suppose we could leave it with a disclaimer that "According to Tito, this is true" so people can interpret it however they'd like, but I'd prefer that we wait until we can get a solid confirmation about it.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:50, 9 November 2011 (PST)

** I'm more concerned with it impacting operations. I don't want to interfere with any plans already in play... I say keep it down until we get confirmation that saga is over --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 23:22, 9 November 2011 (PST)

We do get information such as emails from offical channels, so I support the motion to omit the material that was added from the article for the timebeing until we are sure of a reliable source. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 11:50, 10 November 2011 (PST)
:This is still our stance for now - we await further verifiable evidence that this account is verbatim what Chris said. /cwc/ and ED are not reliable enough sources. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 15:29, 17 November 2011 (PST)

== End of the world ==

If Chris is sentenced in December 2011, next month, that means that if he receives the minimum sentence for his felony count, that means that he will get out of prison on December 2012, the same time that the world is supposed to end. How interesting. --[[User:TheJerk|TheJerk]] 12:56, 12 November 2011 (PST)
:Eh - it's sort of interesting in a theoretical way. Speaking of theories - they don't belong on article talk pages. Please use the links at the top of this talk page to find better places for pointing out or discussing similar things. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 13:48, 12 November 2011 (PST)

== GAME PLACe ==

The PLACe has changed names now, should we be using the new name in this article I think so, or ate least referred to as "Cville's Hobbies, Games, and Toys (Formorly The GAMe PLACe)" for accuracy
[[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 13:44, 22 November 2011 (PST)
:I think in this case, similar to Chris' vs Chris's, established convention ought to take precedence over accuracy. I don't think the majority of people would know what "Cville's Hobbies, Games and Toys" is, and I don't think there's much need for them to know the new name. The rename probably deserves a mention in the relevant article, but I don't think everything needs to be readjusted. If Chris ever starts referring to the store explicitly by its new name, renaming things might make it easier on readers, but until then, I don't think it's really beneficial. —Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) 13:52, 22 November 2011 (PST)
:*Totally agree Freecell. It definitely should be mentioned in the article, but a name change would just complicate things. And for some reason, I have a really weird feeling that Chris would never call it anything other than "The PLACe". --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 14:51, 22 November 2011 (PST)

== Court Liaison??? ==

Is there anybody who is planning on going to the courthouse on December 15th in order to document Chris and Snorlax's appearances for us? Perhaps a live blog of the proceedings would be in order? Just saying. --[[User:Osideguy92|Osideguy92]] 20:56, 11 December 2011 (PST)
*Check the CWCki Forum.--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 18:03, 12 December 2011 (PST)

== Rob Bell article needed ==

We need to have an article here on the CWCki about Bell's involvement in the court cases. His involvement in all this is too minor for the other sites. --[[User:Munch Banchibokkusu|Munch]] 21:01, 19 December 2011 (PST)
:All we know about him is that he's representing Chris in court. Unless there's more info out there (such as why he's representing Chris; was he court-appointed or hired by Barb) then I don't see why we should give him his own article. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 22:38, 19 December 2011 (PST)
:We already deleted an article that was created for Rob Bell as we currently don't have enough information on him* to warrant a solo article. For now, any things about him relevant to this case can be documented on this article.
:(*and no, this isn't a call for people to go digging for information on him - we should keep all details on the CWCki related to either Chris or the court case.) --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 06:09, 20 December 2011 (PST)
::we know this:
::"Rob Bell is an honors graduate of the University of Virginia and the University of Virginia Law School. At the Law School, Mr. Bell served as the Executive Editor of the Virginia Law Review and was selected for the Order of the Coif.

::Mr. Bell served for five years as a state prosecutor in Orange County, Virginia. During this time he prosecuted thousands of criminal and traffic cases.

::In 2001, Mr. Bell was elected to the Virginia General Assembly as the Delegate from the 58th District. As Delegate, he serves on the Courts for Justice Committee and the Virginia State Crime Commission. He has authored numerous criminal laws, including laws dealing with drunk driving, sex crimes, and criminal procedure.

::Mr. Bell joined Davidson & Kitzmann in 2005 and tries cases in all state and federal courts.

::His wife, his son Robbie, and his daughter Evelyn live in Albemarle County."
::http://www.dklawyers.com/bio_rbell.htm
::and this http://www.nbc29.com/story/16202740/rob-bell-enters-attorney-general-race [[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 09:52, 20 December 2011 (PST)
:::Cool. Anything on him relevant to Chris? No? Well okay then. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 10:17, 20 December 2011 (PST)

::::He is Chris's lawyer, he deserves a stub. more info will come.. The actual trial should give us some information. besides http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Special:ShortPages [[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 10:50, 20 December 2011 (PST)
:::::No he doesn't - not a this time. I have spoken. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 10:52, 20 December 2011 (PST)

== Does this saga have a name? ==

If not i would call it the "Attack on C-Ville (or CWC-Ville) saga.. Is this even a saga? it certainly meets what i would think are the criteria. [[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 12:14, 3 January 2012 (PST)
I'd say it's a part of the ongoing GAMe PLACe Saga. --[[User:SonichuLives|SonichuLives]] 13:32, 3 January 2012 (PST)

Talk:28 October 2011

2012-01-03T21:32:06Z

SonichuLives: /* Does this saga have a name? */

Stress

2011-12-30T23:34:07Z

SonichuLives: fuck

[[Image:Stress.jpg|thumb|right|Chris in stressed mode.]]

{{quote|Stress hinders the emotions and physical abilities as swiftly as a bullet.|Chris, equating "stress" with [[Father Call|being shot]].<ref name="IRC"/>}}

'''Stress''' is the bane of [[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s existence.

When pressed on his "high-functioning" [[autism]], Chris eventually learned that outside of [[high school]], he can't blame his shortcomings on autism. He discovered that "stress" works just as well. However, it's assumed that Chris could be confusing "stress" with [[Wikipedia:Depression (mood)|depression]] or anxiety, refusing to admit that he is in fact, unhappy with his current situation, as well as the fact that Chris has never experienced actual stress in his life apart from his consistent paranoia over getting [[troll]]ed.

When under the effects of "stress", Chris typically posted videos without his [[glasses]] and talked in a more meek variation of his usual monotone speaking voice. It is during these periods of feeling "stressed" that Chris will opt to remove himself from the [[Internet]] for about a week or so, and then come back feeling refreshed, rejuvenated and given a new resolve to finish the [[Love Quest]]. This is most likely due to his autistic regenerative abilities that make sure that [[Heart level|his heart]] never goes below 0% and into the negatives.

==Stress fact==
===Things that give Chris stress===
* Bullies.<ref name="IRC" />
* [[Trolls]]
* People at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]].<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]]</ref>
* [[Pickles]]
* [[Wendy's|Getting a job.]]
* Anything requiring him to leave the house.
* [[Father Call|Chores]]<ref name="IRC" />
* The existence of [[ED|webpages]] [[CWCki|outlining]] his many [[fail]]ures.
* [[Boyfriend-free girl|Asking girls to go out with him.]]
* [[Autistic|His "mental block" of autism.]]
* [[Chris and his Ego|Talking to anyone about anything except himself.]]
* Being told things he doesn't like to hear.
* Having drawings of him finger-banging [[Megan]] confused with [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]].
* [[Jimmy Hill|Copyright Issues]]
* [[Homo|Homosexuality]]
* His daily struggle against becoming [[homos]]exual.
* [[Gay4Sonichu|His characters being accused of homosexuality.]]
* [[Blanca|Finding out his Internet girlfriend broke up with him because of the Pickle Man.]]<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate October 21st, 2008]]</ref>
* [[PandaHalo|Finding out his Internet girlfriend died in a brushfire.]]
* [[Sarah Jackson|Finding out his Internet girlfriend was killed by Optimus Prime in a tragic car accident.]]
* [[Julie|Finding out his Internet girlfriend is a thirteen-year-old boy.]]
* [[Ivy|Finding out his Internet girlfriend doesn't exist.]]
* [[Kacey|Finding out his Internet girlfriend is marrying someone else.]]
* People [[Chris and death|dying]].<ref name="IRC"/>
* Finding out that [[Emily|his date]] was a mole working for the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]].
* Being famous.<ref name="IRC20081231">[[IRC (31 December 2008)]]</ref>
* Being [[Asperchu|parodied]].
* [[Chris and his ego|Criticism (constructive or otherwise)]]
* Being [[friend zone]]d.
* Having his identity [[CChanSonichuCWC|questioned]].
* [[Megan|His hormones.]]<ref>[[Megan E-mails#Chris continues bothering her about ED|Megan E-mails]]</ref>
* Being [[List of places that have banned Chris|banned]] from [[The GAMe PLACe]].
* [[Michael_Snyder_is_ColdHearted_and_Mean|Trying to get unbanned from The GAMe PLACe.]]
* Back when [[Bob]] was still alive, his willingness to call Chris out on his bullshit, and his rare hand-washing (but living a [[Tour_of_Chris%27s_House|Superfund]] site is perfectly ok)<ref name="IRC">[[IRC (20 January 2009)]]</ref> <ref name="IRC20081231"/>
* Anything slightly inconvenient.
* Anything that [[autism]] isn't an excuse for.

===Things that relieve Chris's stress===
* [[Mass debating]]<ref>[[Chris Sex Logs#I am perverted]]</ref>
* Having a [[sweetheart]] resetting his [[biological clock]].
* The prospect of having a "[[Hanky-panky|sex time]]".

===Things that Chris does when stressed===
[[File:Schu11Placeholder.jpg|thumb|One of the more common symptoms of stress.]]
* [[Dirty Crapped Briefs|Shits himself.]]
* Cries
* Becomes less/more productive than usual.
* Rages about his "pitiful adult life" in [[YouTube]] videos.
* Rages at his [[Mailbag|mailers]].
* Sends [[death threats]].
* Abuses his [[PSEye|cameras]].
* Crashes Into Slumber.
* Becomes increasingly homophobic.<ref>[[Mumble 8|Mumble #8]]</ref>
* Becomes increasingly racist.<ref>[[Chris Drops the N-Bomb]]</ref><ref>[[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean]]</ref>
* [[Stress sigh|Sighs excessively.]]
* Suffers from [[Sports bra|memory loss]].
* Draws hideous hardcore pornography of his friends and fursonas.<ref>[[Mailbag 42|Mailbag #42]]</ref>
* [[Alcohol|Drinks]].

==References==
<references />
[[Category:Physical characteristics]]
[[Category:Things Chris hates]]

Stress

2011-12-30T23:33:51Z

SonichuLives: /* Things that relieve Chris's stress */

[[Image:Stress.jpg|thumb|right|Chris in stressed mode.]]

{{quote|Stress hinders the emotions and physical abilities as swiftly as a bullet.|Chris, equating "stress" with [[Father Call|being shot]].<ref name="IRC"/>}}

'''Stress''' is the bane of [[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s existence.

When pressed on his "high-functioning" [[autism]], Chris eventually learned that outside of [[high school]], he can't blame his shortcomings on autism. He discovered that "stress" works just as well. However, it's assumed that Chris could be confusing "stress" with [[Wikipedia:Depression (mood)|depression]] or anxiety, refusing to admit that he is in fact, unhappy with his current situation, as well as the fact that Chris has never experienced actual stress in his life apart from his consistent paranoia over getting [[troll]]ed.

When under the effects of "stress", Chris typically posted videos without his [[glasses]] and talked in a more meek variation of his usual monotone speaking voice. It is during these periods of feeling "stressed" that Chris will opt to remove himself from the [[Internet]] for about a week or so, and then come back feeling refreshed, rejuvenated and given a new resolve to finish the [[Love Quest]]. This is most likely due to his autistic regenerative abilities that make sure that [[Heart level|his heart]] never goes below 0% and into the negatives.

==Stress fact==
===Things that give Chris stress===
* Bullies.<ref name="IRC" />
* [[Trolls]]
* People at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]].<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]]</ref>
* [[Pickles]]
* [[Wendy's|Getting a job.]]
* Anything requiring him to leave the house.
* [[Father Call|Chores]]<ref name="IRC" />
* The existence of [[ED|webpages]] [[CWCki|outlining]] his many [[fail]]ures.
* [[Boyfriend-free girl|Asking girls to go out with him.]]
* [[Autistic|His "mental block" of autism.]]
* [[Chris and his Ego|Talking to anyone about anything except himself.]]
* Being told things he doesn't like to hear.
* Having drawings of him finger-banging [[Megan]] confused with [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]].
* [[Jimmy Hill|Copyright Issues]]
* [[Homo|Homosexuality]]
* His daily struggle against becoming [[homos]]exual.
* [[Gay4Sonichu|His characters being accused of homosexuality.]]
* [[Blanca|Finding out his Internet girlfriend broke up with him because of the Pickle Man.]]<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate October 21st, 2008]]</ref>
* [[PandaHalo|Finding out his Internet girlfriend died in a brushfire.]]
* [[Sarah Jackson|Finding out his Internet girlfriend was killed by Optimus Prime in a tragic car accident.]]
* [[Julie|Finding out his Internet girlfriend is a thirteen-year-old boy.]]
* [[Ivy|Finding out his Internet girlfriend doesn't exist.]]
* [[Kacey|Finding out his Internet girlfriend is marrying someone else.]]
* People [[Chris and death|dying]].<ref name="IRC"/>
* Finding out that [[Emily|his date]] was a mole working for the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]].
* Being famous.<ref name="IRC20081231">[[IRC (31 December 2008)]]</ref>
* Being [[Asperchu|parodied]].
* [[Chris and his ego|Criticism (constructive or otherwise)]]
* Being [[friend zone]]d.
* Having his identity [[CChanSonichuCWC|questioned]].
* [[Megan|His hormones.]]<ref>[[Megan E-mails#Chris continues bothering her about ED|Megan E-mails]]</ref>
* Being [[List of places that have banned Chris|banned]] from [[The GAMe PLACe]].
* [[Michael_Snyder_is_ColdHearted_and_Mean|Trying to get unbanned from The GAMe PLACe.]]
* Back when [[Bob]] was still alive, his willingness to call Chris out on his bullshit, and his rare hand-washing (but living a [[Tour_of_Chris%27s_House|Superfund]] site is perfectly ok)<ref name="IRC">[[IRC (20 January 2009)]]</ref> <ref name="IRC20081231"/>
* Anything slightly inconvenient.
* Anything that [[autism]] isn't an excuse for.

===Things that relieve Chris's stress===
* [[Mass debating]]<ref>[[Chris Sex Logs#I am perverted]]</ref>
* Having a [[sweetheart]] resetting his [[biological clock]].
* The prospect of having a "[[Hanky-panky|sex time]]".
* [[Playing PS3|PSTriple]]

===Things that Chris does when stressed===
[[File:Schu11Placeholder.jpg|thumb|One of the more common symptoms of stress.]]
* [[Dirty Crapped Briefs|Shits himself.]]
* Cries
* Becomes less/more productive than usual.
* Rages about his "pitiful adult life" in [[YouTube]] videos.
* Rages at his [[Mailbag|mailers]].
* Sends [[death threats]].
* Abuses his [[PSEye|cameras]].
* Crashes Into Slumber.
* Becomes increasingly homophobic.<ref>[[Mumble 8|Mumble #8]]</ref>
* Becomes increasingly racist.<ref>[[Chris Drops the N-Bomb]]</ref><ref>[[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean]]</ref>
* [[Stress sigh|Sighs excessively.]]
* Suffers from [[Sports bra|memory loss]].
* Draws hideous hardcore pornography of his friends and fursonas.<ref>[[Mailbag 42|Mailbag #42]]</ref>
* [[Alcohol|Drinks]].

==References==
<references />
[[Category:Physical characteristics]]
[[Category:Things Chris hates]]

Stress

2011-12-30T23:33:30Z

SonichuLives: /* Things that relieve Chris's stress */

[[Image:Stress.jpg|thumb|right|Chris in stressed mode.]]

{{quote|Stress hinders the emotions and physical abilities as swiftly as a bullet.|Chris, equating "stress" with [[Father Call|being shot]].<ref name="IRC"/>}}

'''Stress''' is the bane of [[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s existence.

When pressed on his "high-functioning" [[autism]], Chris eventually learned that outside of [[high school]], he can't blame his shortcomings on autism. He discovered that "stress" works just as well. However, it's assumed that Chris could be confusing "stress" with [[Wikipedia:Depression (mood)|depression]] or anxiety, refusing to admit that he is in fact, unhappy with his current situation, as well as the fact that Chris has never experienced actual stress in his life apart from his consistent paranoia over getting [[troll]]ed.

When under the effects of "stress", Chris typically posted videos without his [[glasses]] and talked in a more meek variation of his usual monotone speaking voice. It is during these periods of feeling "stressed" that Chris will opt to remove himself from the [[Internet]] for about a week or so, and then come back feeling refreshed, rejuvenated and given a new resolve to finish the [[Love Quest]]. This is most likely due to his autistic regenerative abilities that make sure that [[Heart level|his heart]] never goes below 0% and into the negatives.

==Stress fact==
===Things that give Chris stress===
* Bullies.<ref name="IRC" />
* [[Trolls]]
* People at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]].<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]]</ref>
* [[Pickles]]
* [[Wendy's|Getting a job.]]
* Anything requiring him to leave the house.
* [[Father Call|Chores]]<ref name="IRC" />
* The existence of [[ED|webpages]] [[CWCki|outlining]] his many [[fail]]ures.
* [[Boyfriend-free girl|Asking girls to go out with him.]]
* [[Autistic|His "mental block" of autism.]]
* [[Chris and his Ego|Talking to anyone about anything except himself.]]
* Being told things he doesn't like to hear.
* Having drawings of him finger-banging [[Megan]] confused with [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]].
* [[Jimmy Hill|Copyright Issues]]
* [[Homo|Homosexuality]]
* His daily struggle against becoming [[homos]]exual.
* [[Gay4Sonichu|His characters being accused of homosexuality.]]
* [[Blanca|Finding out his Internet girlfriend broke up with him because of the Pickle Man.]]<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate October 21st, 2008]]</ref>
* [[PandaHalo|Finding out his Internet girlfriend died in a brushfire.]]
* [[Sarah Jackson|Finding out his Internet girlfriend was killed by Optimus Prime in a tragic car accident.]]
* [[Julie|Finding out his Internet girlfriend is a thirteen-year-old boy.]]
* [[Ivy|Finding out his Internet girlfriend doesn't exist.]]
* [[Kacey|Finding out his Internet girlfriend is marrying someone else.]]
* People [[Chris and death|dying]].<ref name="IRC"/>
* Finding out that [[Emily|his date]] was a mole working for the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]].
* Being famous.<ref name="IRC20081231">[[IRC (31 December 2008)]]</ref>
* Being [[Asperchu|parodied]].
* [[Chris and his ego|Criticism (constructive or otherwise)]]
* Being [[friend zone]]d.
* Having his identity [[CChanSonichuCWC|questioned]].
* [[Megan|His hormones.]]<ref>[[Megan E-mails#Chris continues bothering her about ED|Megan E-mails]]</ref>
* Being [[List of places that have banned Chris|banned]] from [[The GAMe PLACe]].
* [[Michael_Snyder_is_ColdHearted_and_Mean|Trying to get unbanned from The GAMe PLACe.]]
* Back when [[Bob]] was still alive, his willingness to call Chris out on his bullshit, and his rare hand-washing (but living a [[Tour_of_Chris%27s_House|Superfund]] site is perfectly ok)<ref name="IRC">[[IRC (20 January 2009)]]</ref> <ref name="IRC20081231"/>
* Anything slightly inconvenient.
* Anything that [[autism]] isn't an excuse for.

===Things that relieve Chris's stress===
* [[Mass debating]]<ref>[[Chris Sex Logs#I am perverted]]</ref>
* Having a [[sweetheart]] resetting his [[biological clock]].
* The prospect of having a "[[Hanky-panky|sex time]]".
* [[Playing PSTriple|PS3]]

===Things that Chris does when stressed===
[[File:Schu11Placeholder.jpg|thumb|One of the more common symptoms of stress.]]
* [[Dirty Crapped Briefs|Shits himself.]]
* Cries
* Becomes less/more productive than usual.
* Rages about his "pitiful adult life" in [[YouTube]] videos.
* Rages at his [[Mailbag|mailers]].
* Sends [[death threats]].
* Abuses his [[PSEye|cameras]].
* Crashes Into Slumber.
* Becomes increasingly homophobic.<ref>[[Mumble 8|Mumble #8]]</ref>
* Becomes increasingly racist.<ref>[[Chris Drops the N-Bomb]]</ref><ref>[[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean]]</ref>
* [[Stress sigh|Sighs excessively.]]
* Suffers from [[Sports bra|memory loss]].
* Draws hideous hardcore pornography of his friends and fursonas.<ref>[[Mailbag 42|Mailbag #42]]</ref>
* [[Alcohol|Drinks]].

==References==
<references />
[[Category:Physical characteristics]]
[[Category:Things Chris hates]]

Sonichu 11

2011-12-28T00:28:06Z

SonichuLives:

{{Infobox/Comic
| titleandissue = Sonichu #11
| cover = Issue 11 Cover.jpg
| coverdate = 13 [[August 2009]]
| finishedcomic = ''incomplete''
| pagecount = 12 (so far)
| Episodes = 22
| previous = [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]
| next = [[Sonichu 12|''Sonichu'' #12]]
}}
{{Unfinished}}
{{quote|The reboot will happen in Book 11 with the Clip Show Episode; most questions will be answered and plots revealed.|Chris<ref>[[Mailbag 51]]</ref>}}
{{Quote|I have not ended [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]; I only lost inspiration to [[Chris and art|draw]], thanks to [[Trolls|the people online]].|Chris<ref>[[Jackie Chat 3]]</ref>}}
'''''Sonichu'' #11''' is the twelfth comic in the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comic series]], dated 13 [[August 2009]]. The cover claims to be the tenth anniversary issue. (Ten years without a "cease and desist" letter from [[Nintendo]] or [[Sega]]!) However, Chris abandoned the issue in [[December 2009]], months before the tenth anniversary of [[Sonichu]]'s creation came and went on 17 [[March 2010]]. It remains incomplete to this day.

[[Chris]] began writing this issue while [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] was also in production, apparently to have somewhere to put the comic version of "[[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story]]". Christmas [[2009]] came and went, and Chris apparently forgot about this unfinished story with eight pages to go. In the meantime, he was still engrossed in tracing shit for his epic battle with [[Reldnahc]] and the anti-[[gay]] vaccine from the future.

==A Sonichu Christmas==
{{Resources
| title = A Sonichu Christmas
| audiobook = http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9245JMAhhw ''A Sonichu Christmas''
| cwcipedia =http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_11 ''Special Episode 1 of Book 11''}}
[[Image:Virginmary.jpg|thumb|Take that, separation of church and state! Also: child molestation.]]
[[Image:Thisemotionyoucallwuvconfusesandinfuriatesus.jpg|thumb|She's addressing Chris.]]
In [[December 2009]], in response to requests for a ''Sonichu'' Christmas special, Chris began to create a comic adaptation of "[[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story]]", at the same time as he was working on the original prose version of the story. This marks the second time that Chris's [[Chris and writing|prose]] was adapted into comic form - the short story "[[Sonichu & Rosechu… The Genesis of the Lovehogs]]" served as the basis for Episodes 1 and 2 in [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]].

The comic opens to show Sonichu's family in various states of celebration for the Christmas season, with the house decorated for the holiday. For a wintertime scene, the lawn of 14 Brunchland Lane is impossibly green, while a bike is left out along the side of the house awaiting permanent rusting from the events to follow. This is because Chris [[Scrapbook of Fail|reused]] the [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/images/2/27/SchuComic9P34.jpg original 14 Brunchland Lane picture] seen in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]] with half-assed editing of the clouds and sky to a dark blue color to reflect the nighttime, the removal of [[Reldnahc]] running down the road, and the addition of poorly-rendered Christmas lights and a wreath onto the house. Chris believes toddlers can do a lot, as Cerah, Christine and Robbie hang stockings, rehearse for the overtly Christian school play, and help bake cookies. At least one of them appears to be in elementary school, so Chris likely forgot how old they were supposed to be.

While rehearsing for a Christmas pageant at her school, Christine plagiarizes a joke from ''[[Family Guy]]'' when she ad libs that the Virgin Mary may not really have been a [[virgin]]. Sonichu and [[Robbie]] hanging stockings, and Robbie butchers a quote from a [[wikipedia:A Visit from St. Nicholas|holiday classic]]. After a long, boring conversation about what toys Robbie wants, the conversation finally ends with Sonichu giving a diabetes-inducing speech about loving his little angelic kids.

Meanwhile Rosechu and [[Cerah]] make cookies. Cerah makes a big deal about making a special cookie for a [[Jewish]] kid in an uncomfortably awkward attempt at sensitivity. The cookie, made in the vague shape of a candle, resembles nothing close to any Jewish symbol, making this seemingly benign gesture somewhat self-defeating. The cookie is vanilla-flavored, in case the Jewish kid has some kind of food allergy. Rosechu and Cerah do not consider that anyone other than Jews might have food allergies. Cerah says "I wuv you!" while facing away from her mother and directly at the reader, apparently breaking the fourth wall.

In the living room, Robbie and Cerah notice that it has begun to snow. As they watch, Sonichu and Rosechu discuss the weather forecast and decide to stock up on groceries while the roads are still clear. While Sonichu goes to the supermarket, Christine recites [[Wikipedia:Magnificat|Luke 1:45-55]] (which Chris types as Luke 1:46.5 - 55) while Rosechu watches and the children stare on with their soulless green eyes. Incidentally, this Bible verse mentions how [[GodJesus]] will reward the humble and [[Chris and his ego|punish the proud and the mighty]]. While this passage is commonly heard in Protestant churches, there's no way that any American public school in the 21st century could get away with anything this overtly religious without fear of legal reprisal.

Later, Sonichu returns home with groceries. His trip to the supermarket was uneventful and uninteresting.

The next morning, Sonichu and Rosechu sit in the kitchen drinking coffee. A [[KCWC]] announcer details [[CWCville]] school closings, and Sonichu expresses his anticipated enjoyment of a day spent with his family, hot [[tobacky|"coca"]] and a warm [[Axe|shower]]. Rosechu nags him to clear the snow burying their palatial residence, so Sonichu "bundles up for work." Noticing that all doors and windows are barred by mounds of snow, Sonichu decides to show off in front of his kids by jumping up the chimney like Santa Claus. Outside, uses his super-speed to scatter the snow off of his yard; never mind that the light and fluffy snow he's moving will be blown towards a busy road and possibly cause a [[Son-Chu|tragic accident]]. Exhausted, he then heads back into the house for [[Chris and health#Hygiene|a shower]]. Waiting patiently by the bathroom, Rosechu holds a hideous novelty Christmas towel and blesses him for doing five minutes' worth of chores.{{clear}}

===Controversial conclusion===
[[Image:Sonichu 11 Teaser.jpg|thumb|[[Alec Benson Leary]]'s rendition.]]
On 24 [[April 2010]], the Sysop uploaded two new episodes from ''Sonichu'' #11 to the [[CWCipedia]]. These stories picked up where [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] left off with a similar dark and downbeat tone: [[Bubbles]] and [[Angelica]] were killed in the bombing of the CWCville [[Mal-Wart]]; [[Sandy Rosechu]] was run over by an inattentive driver; [[Wild]] committed suicide in a fit of grief and rage; [[Christine]] and [[Robbie]] were killed and [[Cerah]] badly injured when the three of them drank drain cleaner; [[Rosechu]] smothered her permanently crippled daughter with a pillow; [[Sonichu]] demanded a divorce; and [[Reginald Sneasel]] decided to show the world his "seven-inch lightning rod."

Despite a surprisingly positive fan response to the new pages, Chris overwrote them a short while later, claiming in a rage-filled [[CWC Blog]] update that they were the work of another artist.

However, during The Great Rampage 2.0 (where the [[CWCipedia]] was hacked for the second and final time), the pages were restored. The CWCipedia died the next day.{{clear}}

==Later episodes==

The content of subsequent episodes can only be speculated on; doubtless, it will consist of the first thing that comes to Chris's head whenever he can be bothered to scrawl a few pages. [[Sonic]] appears prominently on the cover, making it probable that he will make his first appearance since he helped Sonichu rescue Rosechu way back in [[Sonichu 1|''Sonichu'' #1]].

Chris has said that "''The reboot will happen in Book 11 with the Clip Show Episode; most questions will be answered and plots revealed.''"<ref>[[Mailbag 51]]</ref> This is almost entirely incomprehensible, as a [[Wikipedia:Reboot (fiction)|reboot]] is a declaration by a Great Director that previously established canon is null and void, or at least, irrelevant; a [[Wikipedia:Clip show|clip show]] is a TV episode composed mainly of excerpts from previous episodes; and neither of these correspond to answered questions or revealed plots. It's possible that by "Clip Show", Chris meant that ''Sonichu'' #11 would contain more [[Wikipedia:backstory|backstory]], while by "reboot", he meant that the existing "plot" would be [[Chris and writing|clumsily resolved in a couple of pages]]. It is likely that a "clip show" issue would allow Chris to release an issue by reusing content from the previous ones. The fact that he's too [[Stress|stressed]] to do even that is a testament to his laziness.

Chris has also said, ''"[[Metal Sonichu|METAL SONICHU]] is NOT a secondary character; HE will be making his return as a MAJOR VILLIAN after Book 11 Possessed by the soul of Count Graduon."''<ref>[[CWC Blog#12 January 2010]]</ref> and ''"Count Graduon will be the Major Villain beyond ''[''Sonichu'' #10]'', possessing the [[Metal Sonichu]] that crashed on [[the moon]] back in [[Sonichu 1|Book 1]].''<ref>[[Wallflower E-mails]]</ref>

The issue may also move to [[RuleCWC]]: Chris has said that ''"[[Darkbind]] and [[Zelina]] will be fighting [[Clawdorf]] with great sword and bow/arrow battles."''<ref>[[Mailbag 52]]</ref>

There may be a lack of [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Great Director intrusion]]: ''"After [[Sonichu 10|Book 10]], I will be making LESS personal appearances in the pages, as having done so was a big mistake, because I had got carried away with the [[Love quest|trials and tribulations]] in my life, [[Man in the Pickle Suit|real]] and [[BlueSpike|online]], that it completely messed me up."''<ref>[[Mailbag 53]]</ref>

==Gallery==
<center>{{collapsible
|Special Episode - A Sonichu Christmas
|<gallery perrow="5">
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</gallery>}}</center>
==Fan videos==

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Sonichu #11 Trailer
| video = {{#ev:youtube|0hhhM_lfR-8}}
| stardate = 11 [[August 2011]]
| maker = archhalljr10
| subject = ''Sonichu'' #11
| type = Fan trailer
}}

==References==
<references/>
==External links==
* [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_11/Page_1 ''Sonichu'' #11]
* [http://www.mediafire.com/?duyz0z2gyd2 Sysop's FALSE and DISHONEST version of pages 13-38]
{{Sonichu}}
[[Category:Sonichu comic book issues]]

User:SonichuLives

2011-12-26T03:06:49Z

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2011-12-26T03:06:30Z

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==derp==

Crackder

2011-06-13T18:09:01Z

SonichuLives:

[[Image:CrackderVehicle.jpg|thumb|left|This jet looks confusing]]
[[Image:CrackderBot.jpg|thumb|Crackder is mad because Chris is a douche]]

'''Cracker''' is a [[Transformers|"Change-Bot"]] that appeared in [[Sonichu 4|issue 4]] of [[Sonichu]]. It is a jet-style Transformer, not unlike the Seekers — i.e. the many repaints of [[Wikipedia:Starscream|Starscream]].

While similar to [[Clyde Cash|Starscream]], Chris actually ripped off Crackder from the ''[[Transformers]]:Cybertron'' series version of Thundercracker. Formerly an off-brand generic Transformer (like a [[Wikipedia:Gobots|Gobot]]), Crackder has since been upgraded to be a [[Decepti-Clone]], and thus an actual Transformer (again, like the Gobots).

His name is a portmanteau of the Decepticons Thundercracker and...um...Thundercracker.

{{quote|JETS Loud and Fast like lightning, the Crackder Bots are equipped with Missiles in Vehicle Mode and a Cannon in Robot Mode. They Fly through air; they are the quickest of the Trio of Mary's Decepti-Clones, and most deadly and cunning.|{{CWCipedia link|Crackder}} is not even allowed to be an individual}}

==Gallery of plagiarism==
<center><gallery>
Image:CrackderISthundercracker.jpg|Crackder = Cybertron
Image:Crackder-mugshot.jpg | Mugshot of Thundercracker's retarded cousin.
Image:Crackder-back.jpg|Plagiarism from ANY ANGLE
</gallery></center>

==See also==
*[[Prower]]
*[[Son-Chu]]
*[[Niggos|Cracker]]

{{Stub}}

{{CWCipedia}}

[[Category:Transformers]]

Crackder

2011-06-13T17:57:57Z

SonichuLives:

[[Image:CrackderVehicle.jpg|thumb|left|This jet looks confusing]]
[[Image:CrackderBot.jpg|thumb|Crackder is mad because Chris is a douche]]

'''Cracker''' is a [[Transformers|"Change-Bot"]] that appeared in [[Sonichu 4|issue 4]] of [[Sonichu]]. It is a jet-style Transformer, not unlike the Seekers — i.e. the many repaints of [[Wikipedia:Starscream|Starscream]].

While similar to Starscream, Chris actually ripped off Crackder from the ''[[Transformers]]:Cybertron'' series version of Thundercracker. Formerly an off-brand generic Transformer (like a [[Wikipedia:Gobots|Gobot]]), Crackder has since been upgraded to be a [[Decepti-Clone]], and thus an actual Transformer (again, like the Gobots).

His name is a portmanteau of the Decepticons Thundercracker and...um...Thundercracker.

{{quote|JETS Loud and Fast like lightning, the Crackder Bots are equipped with Missiles in Vehicle Mode and a Cannon in Robot Mode. They Fly through air; they are the quickest of the Trio of Mary's Decepti-Clones, and most deadly and cunning.|Crackder is not even allowed to be a single individual.[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Crackder]}}

==Gallery of plagiarism==
<center><gallery>
Image:CrackderISthundercracker.jpg|Crackder = Cybertron
Image:Crackder-mugshot.jpg | Mugshot of Thundercracker's retarded cousin.
Image:Crackder-back.jpg|Plagiarism from ANY ANGLE
</gallery></center>

==See also==
*[[Prower]]
*[[Son-Chu]]
*[[Niggos|Cracker]]

{{Stub}}

{{CWCipedia}}

[[Category:Transformers]]

Crackder

2011-06-13T17:44:14Z

SonichuLives:

[[Image:CrackderVehicle.jpg|thumb|left|This jet looks confusing]]
[[Image:CrackderBot.jpg|thumb|Crackder is mad because Chris is a douche]]

'''Cracker''' is a [[Transformers|"Change-Bot"]] that appeared in [[Sonichu 4|issue 4]] of [[Sonichu]]. It is a jet-style Transformer, not unlike the Seekers — i.e. the many repaints of [[Wikipedia:Starscream|Starscream]].

While similar to Starscream, Chris actually ripped off Crackder from the ''[[Transformers]]:Cybertron'' series version of Thundercracker. Formerly an off-brand generic Transformer (like a [[Wikipedia:Gobots|Gobot]]), Crackder has since been upgraded to be a [[Decepti-Clone]], and thus an actual Transformer (again, like the Gobots).

His name is a portmanteau of the Decepticons Thundercracker and...um...Thundercracker.

{{quote|JETS Loud and Fast like lightning, the Crackder Bots are equipped with Missiles in Vehicle Mode and a Cannon in Robot Mode. They Fly through air; they are the quickest of the Trio of Mary's Decepti-Clones, and most deadly and cunning.|Crackder is not even allowed to be a single individual.[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Crackder]}}

==Gallery of plagiarism==
<center><gallery>
Image:CrackderISthundercracker.jpg|Crackder = Cybertron
Image:Crackder-mugshot.jpg | Mugshot of Thundercracker's retarded cousin.
Image:Crackder-back.jpg|Plagiarism from ANY ANGLE
</gallery></center>

==See also==
*[[Prower]]
*[[Son-Chu]]
*[[Niggos|Cracker]]

{{Stub}}

{{CWCipedia}}

[[Category:Transformers]]

Sweetbolt

2011-06-13T17:40:48Z

SonichuLives:

[[Image:sweetbolt.jpg|right|thumb||What's wrong? More than you can possibly imagine.]]

'''Sweetbolt''' is a term of endearment coined by [[Chris]] and primarily used by his "electric hedgehog" characters. Obviously, he considers it a clever play on the more familiar "[[sweetheart]]." The spelling of the word is somewhat fluid – Chris variously spells it "SweetBolt," "Sweet bolt," or "Sweet-bolt." He also uses a less common variation on occasion, "honey-bolt," as well as more elaborate flights of romantic invention, like "my blossoming zapbud." Or, in a stunning act of creativity, he came up with "heartsweet". He has yet to use "boltsweet", and considering that Sonichu hasn't updated since February 2010, we may never have the chance to see it.

"Sweetbolt" sounds awfully strange even in the context of Chris's comics, as when [[Rosechu]] refers to [[Sonichu]] as her sweetbolt. However, it sounds an order of magnitude more bizarre when Chris uses it to describe himself:

{{quote|I understand, and I will NEVER put it against you. Yes, as your SweetBolt. :)|[[Chris]], to [[PandaHalo]], concerning her rape at the hands of [[Clyde Cash]]}}
{{stub}}

{{CWC-isms}}
[[Category:CWC-isms]]

Talk:Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway

2011-06-13T17:36:18Z

SonichuLives:

==please to be helping transcribe==
This is very hard to transcribe and any help would be appreciated. It's pretty much incomprehensible due to the Gameboy Camera quality. -- [[User:SonichuLives|SonichuLives]] 10:36, 13 June 2011 (PDT)

==the players==
*1) MARIO
*2) Christian Chandler
*3) CRASH DUMMIE
*4) Peach
*5) Mega Man & Rush
*6) JAILBRAKE JOE
*7) Barbara Chandler
*8) Cole Smithey
*9) POWER RANGER Christian Chandler
*10) TONY TWISTER
*11) LUIGI
*12) ALPHA DRACONIS
*13) SANTA CLAUSE
*14) Infomaniac
*15) DEXTER
*16) Laura Dorazio
*17) QUEEN GYPSY MOTH
*18) Pharoh's Mummy
*19) ANDY GRIFFIT
*20) BONSAI
*21) Sarah Hammer
*22) Luke Skywalker
*23) Vader Droid
*24) Anakin Skywalker & R2-D2
*25) Kellie Andes

**1st Christian C.
**2nd Infomaniac.
**3rd Cole S.
**4th Sarah H.
--[[User:Robotnik|Robotnik]] 04:38, 11 July 2009 (CEST)
==This actually makes me feel sorry for Chris==
While this certainly isn't anything spectacular, it's evident that Chris actually put effort into it, and given the leaps in tech since 1998, it's fairly conceivable that in some Bizarro universe, Chris may have achieved Internet fame by making stop-motion Lego animations like the ones that are all over YouTube now. While again they're nothing to write home about, if he had put his creativity with Lego to good use we may have been looking at a very different Chris Chan today. This is but one of the many reasons I see Chris as something of a tragic figure. He has creativity, but he prefers to bastardize other people's creations instead of creating his own. [[User:Ganondorfdude11|Ganondorfdude11]] 04:32, 14 June 2010 (UTC)
*I'm actually really shocked at this. Whilst it does show a lot of ego on Christian's part, this isn't half bad. Probably the best things Chris has ever made. Seriously, stop motion? I would NEVER have the patience to film something in stop motion, and Chris did. And on a Game Boy no less! Dude actually does have some potential, and it shows in these videos. It's just a shame that he turned out to be such a royal fuckup. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 23:22, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

== Date? ==

Are we certain about the date listed? All of the videos say 04 June 1998, but at the beginning of the second video I saw a [http://lego.wikia.com/wiki/Naboo_Fighter Lego Naboo Fighter], which didn't come out until nearly a year later. I didn't watch both videos all the way through, but if they were made at the same time it means they were made in 1999 at the earliest. --[[User:Aldrasio|Aldrasio]] 23:02, 24 June 2010 (UTC)

Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway

2011-06-12T21:43:11Z

SonichuLives:

[[Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway]] is a video series from [[Chris|Chris's]] [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)|"I'm on TV" DVD]]. It was filmed using a Game Boy Camera in [[1998]], when Chris was still in [[Manchester High School]].

The [[Wikipedia:Game Boy Camera|Game Boy Camera]] is a bulky Game Boy game with a camera attached to the top of it you could place into your Game Boy and use to take grainy black-and-white pictures. Afterward, these pictures could be played with or edited in various ways; you could draw on them, make them sprites in a handful of minigames, or string them together to make an animation, like Chris did. Using the camera and his [[LEGO]], Chris made a stop-motion animation of the cars racing around [[CWCville]], firing shells (or in this case, Star and Circle shapes) at each other set to some appropriate music.

However, the Game Boy Camera could only hold thirty pictures at a time. That isn't nearly enough for even half a lap, so what Chris had to do was take the thirty pictures, edit them appropriately, string them together into an animation, record the animation, and then repeat the process over and over. To make the sudden starting and stopping seem more "natural", Chris put a second of static at the end of each set of pictures. This didn't do anything to change the fact that the twenty-second song Chris used for his animation got more and more grating as it restarted again and again.

However, it is impressive that Chris expended so much time and effort at such a complex and frustrating task, especially considering that, years later, he would draw ''Sonichu'' comics without any planning or practice, and upload YouTube videos without bothering to check them over first.

In the actual race videos, it's near impossible to tell what's going on, since most of the racers look exactly the same in poor quality black-and-white pictures. However, what is very easy to tell is that Chris was perhaps even more of a god-moder in his younger days than he is now, perhaps only now eclipsing his past self with his actions in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]. In both races Chris takes place in, he takes an early lead and isn't threatened in the slightest by the other racers; in fact, in his second race, he has enough time to '''battle Darth Vader, become a [[Power Rangers|Power Ranger]], and then shove Vader into an abyss before changing back, hopping on his cart, and finishing the race in first place'''.

He also spends some time in-between races describing his Power Rangers team, mostly made up of him, [[Cole Smithey]], and various [[Gal-Pals]] and video game characters, such as [[Wikipedia:Mario|Mario]] and [[Wikipedia:Mega Man|Mega Man]]. He also spends almost a minute (and several takes worth of animation) showing several karts link up into the '''KART MEGAZORD''', a powerful weapon never seen by the public eye until [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], and even then it hasn't really done anything yet.

The sequences also appear to have been transferred onto VHS tape at some point, as evidenced by the vertical stabilization problems, the noise at the bottom of the picture at the beginning of the first video, and the general picture quality of the video. Chris most likely got the video on VHS by hooking him the Game Boy Camera to a [[Wikipedia:Super_Game_Boy| Super Game Boy]] for his SNES and then recording that way.

In short, ''Mario Kart 64'' Lego Raceway was a fairly good indicator of the path Chris would start down only two years later, when he first came up with the idea for [[Sonichu]].

==Prototype==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway Prototype
| video = {{#ev:youtube|BJeEks8ihPM}}
| stardate = 4 [[June 1998]]
| subject = {{Video games|text}}
| other = {{Direct Feed|text}}, {{Leaked|[[DVD|Leaked]]}}
| previous = [[Song_of_Christian#Part_2|Song of Christian]]
| next = [[Mario_Kart_64_Lego_Raceway#Part_1|Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway Part 1]]
}}

[''Nintendo Screen loads with the start up sound.'']

[''Screen is blank for approximately 10 seconds.'']

[''Game boy camera screen loads with Mario who moves to the gameboy camera theme.'']

[''Christian Chandler's Mariokart Lego raceway loads.'']

[''The theme plays while we see two cars turn a corner.'']

[''End.'']

==Part 1==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway Part 1
| video = {{#ev:youtube|fZoharTWZh8}}
| stardate = 4 [[June 1998]]
| subject = {{Video games|text}}
| other = {{Direct Feed|text}}, {{Leaked|[[DVD|Leaked]]}}
| previous = [[Mario_Kart_64_Lego_Raceway#Prototype|Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway Prototype]]
| next = [[Mario_Kart_64_Lego_Raceway#Part_2|Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway Part 2]]
}}
[''Screen is blank for 2 seconds.'']

[''Music starts up'']

[''Christian (c) Chandler Mariokart 64 LEGO RACEWAY 6/4/98'']

[''Mario Kart 64 Line-Up:'']

[''We see a Lego minifig in overalls and a conductor's hat. The label says Mario.'']
[''2 Christian Chandler. Chris' minifig.'']
[''CRASH DUMMIE 3'']
[''Peach 4'']
[''Megaman and Rush 5'']
[''JAILBRAKE JOE 6'']
[''Barbara Chandler 7'']
[''Cole Smithey 8'']
[''POWER RANGER Christian Chandler 9'']
[''TONY TWISTER 10'']
[''LUIGI 11'']
[''ALPHA DRACONIS 12'']
[''SANTA CLAUSE 13'']
[''Infomaniac 14'']
[''DEXTER 15'']
[''Laura Dorazio 16'']
[''QUEEN GYPSY MOTH 17'']
[''Pharoh's Mummy 18'']
[''ANDY GRIFFIT 19'']
[''BONSAI 20 (Kanji are directly below him)'']
[''Sarah Hammer'']

[''STATIC'']

[''RACE 1: Racers 1-10 3 Laps'']

[''We see the racers waiting up at the starting line. The camera circles around giving us a 360 degree view. The starting light changes, and the race is on!'']

[''Christian has the early lead, and he turns left into a shortcut. Mario tries to follow him but hits the edge, spinning out of control.'']

[''STATIC'']

[''Power Ranger Chris and Santa Clause pass Mario, and Mario follows.'']

[''Chris drives onto a bridge, followed by Gypsy Moth. Mario again spins out of control, missing the bridge entirely.'']

[''Jailbrake Joe and Power Ranger Chris go on the bridge.'']

[''STATIC'']

[''Zoom in on Power Ranger's wheels. White dots come out of the back, as though he is revving up. He backs up and corrects his direction.'']

[''We see Chris crossing the bridge. Gypsy Moth is at the head of the pack, and Chris cuts her off.'']

[''STATIC'']

[''First lap completed. Chris takes the shortcut again. Gypsy Moth and Jailbrake Joe apparently circle around each other. We see more racers.'']

[''left off at 1:25 STATIC'']

{{transcription}}
==Part 2==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway Part 2
| video = {{#ev:youtube|yVGaPZnptXg}}
| stardate = 4 [[June 1998]]
| subject = {{Video games|text}}
| other = {{Direct Feed|text}}, {{Leaked|[[DVD|Leaked]]}}
| previous = [[Mario_Kart_64_Lego_Raceway#Part_1|Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway Part 1]]
| next = [[Chris_Chan_in_the_PokéNews#Video|Chris Chan in the PokéNews]]
}}
{{transcription}}
==Racers==

[[Image:0441-MarioKartGPGroup.jpg|thumb|right|Line-up of the racers.]]

# [[Wikipedia:Mario|MARIO]]
# [[Christian Weston Chandler|Christian Chandler]]
# [[Wikipedia:The Incredible Crash Dummies|CRASH DUMMIE]]
# [[Wikipedia:Princess Peach|Peach]]
# [[Wikipedia:|Mega Man]] & [[Wikipedia:List of characters in the Mega Man series#Rush|Rush]]
# [http://lego.wikia.com/wiki/1786_Jailbreak_Joe JAILBRAKE JOE]
# [[Barbara Chandler]]
# [[Cole Smithey]]
# [[Christian Weston Chandler|POWER RANGER Christian Chandler]] ([[Ego|again]])
# [[Wikipedia:Lego Time Travels#Time Twisters (1997)|TONY TWISTER]]
# [[Wikipedia:Luigi|LUIGI]]
# [[Wikipedia:Thuban|ALPHA DRACONIS]]
# [[Wikipedia:Santa Claus|SANTA CLAUSE]]
# [[Wikipedia:Infomaniac|Infomaniac]]
# [[Wikipedia:Dexter's Laboratory|DEXTER]]
# [[Laura Dorazio]]
# QUEEN [[Wikipedia:Gypsy moth|GYPSY MOTH]]
# [[Wikipedia:Pharoah|Pharoh]]'s [[Wikipedia:Mummy|Mummy]]
# [[Wikipedia:The Andy Griffith Show|ANDY GRIFFIT]]
# [[Wikipedia:Bonsai|BONSAI]]
# [[Sarah Hammer]]
# [[Wikipedia:Luke Skywalker|Luke Skywalker]]
# [[Wikipedia:Darth Vader|Vader]] Droid
# [[Wikipedia:Anakin Skywalker|Anakin Skywalker]] & [[Wikipedia:R2-D2|R2-D2]]
# [[Kellie Andes]]

==Final standing==

# [[Christian Weston Chandler|Christian C.]]
# Infomaniac.
# [[Cole Smithey|Cole S.]]
# [[Sarah Hammer|Sarah H.]]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Song of Christian]]|nextlink=[[Chris Chan in the PokéNews]]|}}
{{CWC on TV}}
[[Category:Chris-chan videos before 2007| 1998-06-04]]

Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway

2011-06-12T21:40:12Z

SonichuLives: transcription up to 1:25 of Part 1

[[Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway]] is a video series from [[Chris|Chris's]] [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)|"I'm on TV" DVD]]. It was filmed using a Game Boy Camera in [[1998]], when Chris was still in [[Manchester High School]].

The [[Wikipedia:Game Boy Camera|Game Boy Camera]] is a bulky Game Boy game with a camera attached to the top of it you could place into your Game Boy and use to take grainy black-and-white pictures. Afterward, these pictures could be played with or edited in various ways; you could draw on them, make them sprites in a handful of minigames, or string them together to make an animation, like Chris did. Using the camera and his [[LEGO]], Chris made a stop-motion animation of the cars racing around [[CWCville]], firing shells (or in this case, Star and Circle shapes) at each other set to some appropriate music.

However, the Game Boy Camera could only hold thirty pictures at a time. That isn't nearly enough for even half a lap, so what Chris had to do was take the thirty pictures, edit them appropriately, string them together into an animation, record the animation, and then repeat the process over and over. To make the sudden starting and stopping seem more "natural", Chris put a second of static at the end of each set of pictures. This didn't do anything to change the fact that the twenty-second song Chris used for his animation got more and more grating as it restarted again and again.

However, it is impressive that Chris expended so much time and effort at such a complex and frustrating task, especially considering that, years later, he would draw ''Sonichu'' comics without any planning or practice, and upload YouTube videos without bothering to check them over first.

In the actual race videos, it's near impossible to tell what's going on, since most of the racers look exactly the same in poor quality black-and-white pictures. However, what is very easy to tell is that Chris was perhaps even more of a god-moder in his younger days than he is now, perhaps only now eclipsing his past self with his actions in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]. In both races Chris takes place in, he takes an early lead and isn't threatened in the slightest by the other racers; in fact, in his second race, he has enough time to '''battle Darth Vader, become a [[Power Rangers|Power Ranger]], and then shove Vader into an abyss before changing back, hopping on his cart, and finishing the race in first place'''.

He also spends some time in-between races describing his Power Rangers team, mostly made up of him, [[Cole Smithey]], and various [[Gal-Pals]] and video game characters, such as [[Wikipedia:Mario|Mario]] and [[Wikipedia:Mega Man|Mega Man]]. He also spends almost a minute (and several takes worth of animation) showing several karts link up into the '''KART MEGAZORD''', a powerful weapon never seen by the public eye until [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], and even then it hasn't really done anything yet.

The sequences also appear to have been transferred onto VHS tape at some point, as evidenced by the vertical stabilization problems, the noise at the bottom of the picture at the beginning of the first video, and the general picture quality of the video. Chris most likely got the video on VHS by hooking him the Game Boy Camera to a [[Wikipedia:Super_Game_Boy| Super Game Boy]] for his SNES and then recording that way.

In short, ''Mario Kart 64'' Lego Raceway was a fairly good indicator of the path Chris would start down only two years later, when he first came up with the idea for [[Sonichu]].

==Prototype==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway Prototype
| video = {{#ev:youtube|BJeEks8ihPM}}
| stardate = 4 [[June 1998]]
| subject = {{Video games|text}}
| other = {{Direct Feed|text}}, {{Leaked|[[DVD|Leaked]]}}
| previous = [[Song_of_Christian#Part_2|Song of Christian]]
| next = [[Mario_Kart_64_Lego_Raceway#Part_1|Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway Part 1]]
}}

[''Nintendo Screen loads with the start up sound.'']

[''Screen is blank for approximately 10 seconds.'']

[''Game boy camera screen loads with Mario who moves to the gameboy camera theme.'']

[''Christian Chandler's Mariokart Lego raceway loads.'']

[''The theme plays while we see two cars turn a corner.'']

[''End.'']

==Part 1==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway Part 1
| video = {{#ev:youtube|fZoharTWZh8}}
| stardate = 4 [[June 1998]]
| subject = {{Video games|text}}
| other = {{Direct Feed|text}}, {{Leaked|[[DVD|Leaked]]}}
| previous = [[Mario_Kart_64_Lego_Raceway#Prototype|Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway Prototype]]
| next = [[Mario_Kart_64_Lego_Raceway#Part_2|Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway Part 2]]
}}
{{transcription}}
==Part 2==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway Part 2
| video = {{#ev:youtube|yVGaPZnptXg}}
| stardate = 4 [[June 1998]]
| subject = {{Video games|text}}
| other = {{Direct Feed|text}}, {{Leaked|[[DVD|Leaked]]}}
| previous = [[Mario_Kart_64_Lego_Raceway#Part_1|Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway Part 1]]
| next = [[Chris_Chan_in_the_PokéNews#Video|Chris Chan in the PokéNews]]
}}
[''Screen is blank for 2 seconds.'']

[''Music starts up'']

[''Christian (c) Chandler Mariokart 64 LEGO RACEWAY 6/4/98'']

[''Mario Kart 64 Line-Up:'']

[''We see a Lego minifig in overalls and a conductor's hat. The label says Mario.'']
[''2 Christian Chandler. Chris' minifig.'']
[''CRASH DUMMIE 3'']
[''Peach 4'']
[''Megaman and Rush 5'']
[''JAILBRAKE JOE 6'']
[''Barbara Chandler 7'']
[''Cole Smithey 8'']
[''POWER RANGER Christian Chandler 9'']
[''TONY TWISTER 10'']
[''LUIGI 11'']
[''ALPHA DRACONIS 12'']
[''SANTA CLAUSE 13'']
[''Infomaniac 14'']
[''DEXTER 15'']
[''Laura Dorazio 16'']
[''QUEEN GYPSY MOTH 17'']
[''Pharoh's Mummy 18'']
[''ANDY GRIFFIT 19'']
[''BONSAI 20 (Kanji are directly below him)'']
[''Sarah Hammer'']

[''STATIC'']

[''RACE 1: Racers 1-10 3 Laps'']

[''We see the racers waiting up at the starting line. The camera circles around giving us a 360 degree view. The starting light changes, and the race is on!'']

[''Christian has the early lead, and he turns left into a shortcut. Mario tries to follow him but hits the edge, spinning out of control.'']

[''STATIC'']

[''Power Ranger Chris and Santa Clause pass Mario, and Mario follows.'']

[''Chris drives onto a bridge, followed by Gypsy Moth. Mario again spins out of control, missing the bridge entirely.'']

[''Jailbrake Joe and Power Ranger Chris go on the bridge.'']

[''STATIC'']

[''Zoom in on Power Ranger's wheels. White dots come out of the back, as though he is revving up. He backs up and corrects his direction.'']

[''We see Chris crossing the bridge. Gypsy Moth is at the head of the pack, and Chris cuts her off.'']

[''STATIC'']

[''First lap completed. Chris takes the shortcut again. Gypsy Moth and Jailbrake Joe apparently circle around each other. We see more racers.'']

[''left off at 1:25 STATIC'']
==Racers==

[[Image:0441-MarioKartGPGroup.jpg|thumb|right|Line-up of the racers.]]

# [[Wikipedia:Mario|MARIO]]
# [[Christian Weston Chandler|Christian Chandler]]
# [[Wikipedia:The Incredible Crash Dummies|CRASH DUMMIE]]
# [[Wikipedia:Princess Peach|Peach]]
# [[Wikipedia:|Mega Man]] & [[Wikipedia:List of characters in the Mega Man series#Rush|Rush]]
# [http://lego.wikia.com/wiki/1786_Jailbreak_Joe JAILBRAKE JOE]
# [[Barbara Chandler]]
# [[Cole Smithey]]
# [[Christian Weston Chandler|POWER RANGER Christian Chandler]] ([[Ego|again]])
# [[Wikipedia:Lego Time Travels#Time Twisters (1997)|TONY TWISTER]]
# [[Wikipedia:Luigi|LUIGI]]
# [[Wikipedia:Thuban|ALPHA DRACONIS]]
# [[Wikipedia:Santa Claus|SANTA CLAUSE]]
# [[Wikipedia:Infomaniac|Infomaniac]]
# [[Wikipedia:Dexter's Laboratory|DEXTER]]
# [[Laura Dorazio]]
# QUEEN [[Wikipedia:Gypsy moth|GYPSY MOTH]]
# [[Wikipedia:Pharoah|Pharoh]]'s [[Wikipedia:Mummy|Mummy]]
# [[Wikipedia:The Andy Griffith Show|ANDY GRIFFIT]]
# [[Wikipedia:Bonsai|BONSAI]]
# [[Sarah Hammer]]
# [[Wikipedia:Luke Skywalker|Luke Skywalker]]
# [[Wikipedia:Darth Vader|Vader]] Droid
# [[Wikipedia:Anakin Skywalker|Anakin Skywalker]] & [[Wikipedia:R2-D2|R2-D2]]
# [[Kellie Andes]]

==Final standing==

# [[Christian Weston Chandler|Christian C.]]
# Infomaniac.
# [[Cole Smithey|Cole S.]]
# [[Sarah Hammer|Sarah H.]]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Song of Christian]]|nextlink=[[Chris Chan in the PokéNews]]|}}
{{CWC on TV}}
[[Category:Chris-chan videos before 2007| 1998-06-04]]

User:SonichuLives

2011-06-12T21:34:43Z

SonichuLives:

Here to help clean up the CWCki. aka Gouge but I forgot my password and have no email connection because I'm retarded

User:SonichuLives

2011-06-12T21:00:53Z

SonichuLives: Created page with "Here to help clean up the CWCki"

Here to help clean up the CWCki