Jiggliami

2011-08-16T20:48:26Z

Sonichuhater:

{{quote|Baka Dana Watashi! It's the war of love!|[[Jiggliami]]'s song "War of Love"}}
{{quote|After this concert we will be superstars! We can have any man we want!|Jiggliami to [[Blanca]] before their breakout concert}}

[[Image:Jiggliami.jpg|thumb|Chris-Chan traced his former girlfriend's drawing, resulting in a copy of a copy]]

'''Jiggliami''' is [[Blanca Weiss]]'s "original" character that Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 11th, 2008|claimed]] after she broke up with him. Note the irony and [[hypocrisy]] in this action, considering he can steal other people's characters willingly, but when it comes to [[Asperchu|his characters being stolen]], he gets butthurt. Also in [[Episode 18]], it is hinted that she was [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]'s girlfriend while he was still a regular [[Pikachu]]. Fortunately, we are spared any [[sex|flashbacks of the conception of an Igglybuff]].

Her first appearance in the comics was the KCWC segment in [[Sonichu 7]] where she was interviewed by [[DJ Jamsta]] and [[Lolisa]] followed by boring, [[Women's rights|sexist]] talk and a lame, sexist joke about Jiggliami's [[I am STRAIGHT|snowballs]]. Her next (and last) appearance was [[Episode 18]], during the "spring break" escapades. She is first seen with Blanca, who is presumably her manager or plays guitar for her… or something, the two have an inane conversation about energizing the crowd and how after the concert, they'll be famous enough that they could [[Love Quest|get any man they wanted to]]. The conversation ends with [[Blanca]] alluding to her [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|heart's desire]] being trapped in [[Time Void|another dimension]].

Later on she finds the comatose [[Blake]] after his… encounter with [[Silvana]], and then [[Magi-Chan]] and Jiggliami inform [[Bubbles]] that Silvana is posing as Blake. Later on, Jiggliami sings her song "War of Love" to the cheers of the audience, but before the song she states that she's missing her old [[Sonichu (character)|Pikachu boyfriend]].

Ever since the breakup with Blanca, Jiggliami no longer appears in the comic.

In the [[Blanca E-mails]] she is given some bullshit history about wishing on a star and somehow getting turned into the anthropomorphic abomination seen in the comic, but Chris never mentions this. Within the comic Jiggliami just shows up with no explanation as to how and why a humanoid Jigglypuff exists.

==Creation==
[[Image:Jiggy.jpg|thumb|left|Blanca's drawing, in and of itself a crude copy of the character on the right]]
[[Image:Ranka_trace.jpg|thumb|Ranka, who is in turn a [[Pedofork|loli]] version of Lynn Minmay. So Chris has done a copy of a copy of a copy?]]

The original illustration by Blanca has a striking resemblance to both a screencap and illustration of [[Wikipedia:List of Macross Frontier characters#Ranka Lee|Ranka Lee]], a character from the [[anime]] ''[[Wikipedia:Macross Frontier|Macross Frontier]]'', which means Christian further degraded the quality of the original, Xerox-style. The characters are both pop stars, and share many other attributes such as their "up-and-coming" status and inane, bubbly songs. To be fair to our autistic hero, mecha anime is probably not [[Wikipedia:Cuteness in Japanese culture|kawaii]] enough for his tastes, so he probably never has even heard of the series; so how would he know he was tracing a trace? Still, ''damn''.

There's a small bit of irony, though, in that ''Macross Frontier'''s main character is a former [[Wikipedia:Kabuki|kabuki]] actor who played female roles, much like men playing women in old-school [[Wikipedia:William Shakespeare|Shakespeare]] productions. To make matters even funnier, the anime also had a comic relief [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|flamboyantly gay]] character. Maybe it's for the best that Chris doesn't know about this.

[[Image:Jiggliami Jigglypuff x Sonic by KawaiiKitsune123.jpg|thumb|left|Blanca's second drawing]]
The lyrics to the song Jiggliami was singing were also ripped off (and mercilessly butchered) from a music video by [[Wikipedia:Supercell_(band)|Supercell]] using the Japanese [[Wikipedia:Vocaloid|Vocaloid]] character [[Wikipedia:Hatsune Miku|Hatsune Miku]].

If this whole situation sounds familiar, well, it is: [[Simonla]] originally was a creation of a another "[[Evan|fan]]" that was in turn a, ahem, "[[parody]]" of another animu character, exactly like Jiggliami.

Jiggliami is a knockoff of the following:

* [[Amy Rose]]
* [[Wikipedia:Jigglypuff|Jigglypuff]]
* [[wikipedia:Ranka Lee|Ranka Lee]]

==See also==
*[[Simonla]]

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It's not that cold

2011-08-10T23:05:17Z

Sonichuhater:

'''It's not that cold''' AKA 101 2464, is a bizarre, ''[[Random-access humor|non sequitur]]'' video [[Chris]] uploaded on 9 [[August 2011]]. Chris is directly outside of his house, dressed in a red [[muscle bra]] and an [[Chris and fashion|ill-fitting miniskirt]]. Chris "digs up" [[Patti]], wears (what is supposedly) her fur as a coat, and hums the song "[[wikipedia:Goodbye Horses|Goodbye Horses]]" while making references to ''[[wikipedia:The Silence of the Lambs (film)|The Silence of the Lambs]]''.

== Video ==
{{Infobox/video
| name = It's not that cold
| video = {{#ev:youtube|FTS2n3A7Gzc}}
| stardate = 9 [[August 2011]]
| style = {{Crazy|text}}, {{Comedy|text}}
| saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}
| shirt = {{Redbra|text}}
| previous = [[Calling Out#Calling Out "Alec Benson Leary" - Christopher|Calling Out "Alec Benson Leary" - Christopher]]
| next = [[Calling Out#Re: Don, and ReCalling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy|Re: Don, and ReCalling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy]]
}}

=== Transcript ===
[[File:Would you mount and do me.jpg|thumb|right|Reality was much more horrifying.]]
''[Chris walks into frame and crosses his arms over his chest, and proceeds to shake his head, causing his cheek fat to shake around]''

Ooh…brrrr…ooh, sure is cold out here…ooohh. Could really use, uh, somethin' to…k-keep me warm right now...or something.

''[Chris begins imitating what appears to be a digging-like motion]''

''[Chris starts humming, before putting on the Safety Parka and wraps fur around his neck, holding it in place]''

There we are! All nice and snuggley warm...and cozy. Thank you [[Patti]]! Now we are [[speech impediment|togedder]], forever.

''[Continues humming, and shows his ass to the camera, pulling up his skirt]''

Would you fuck me, [[/cwc/|789chan]]? I'd fuck me.

''[Pats his ass, continues humming and begins to dance around like [[Wikipedia:Jame Gumb|Buffalo Bill]] before sauntering over to the camera]''

Patt-''[Video ends]''

==Fan videos==

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = He's Baaaaaaaaaack!
| video = {{#ev:youtube|UlihS-rSnV4}}
| maker = DrNurse
| stardate = 10 [[August 2011]]
| type = Welcome Home Tribute
}}

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[[Category:Chris-chan videos, August 2011|2011-08-09]]
[[Category:Outdoor videos]]

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Jiggliami

It's not that cold