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User:SpaceScreaminJohn

2011-11-18T02:37:48Z

SpaceScreaminJohn: Blanked the page

Chris in the media

2010-09-29T14:59:01Z

SpaceScreaminJohn:

[[Chris]], being an attention whore of sorts, has frequently managed to find himself in the '''media''' spotlight. Television, newspapers, magazines and, of course, the internet - if Chris can find some way to earn his [[Wikipedia:15 minutes of fame|15 minutes of fame]], he'll do it.

==Traditional Media==
===Richmond Times-Dispatch===

{{main|IT TOOK A TALKING BEAR TO GIVE THE NAME A YOUNG BOY LOVES}}

In 1993, the ''Richmond Times-Dispatch'' newspaper ran an article detailing how Chris changed his name from "Christopher" to the more well-known "Christian". This is Chris's first known appearance in the media.

===Sonic The Hedgehog Watch And Win Sweepstakes===

{{main|Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes}}

Chris's second appearance in the media was a news report in 1994 chronicling Chris's first victory, winning a contest celebrating one of the [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] cartoons.

===Chris Chan in the PokéNews===

{{main|Chris Chan in the PokéNews}}

In 1999, Chris made his third appearance in a news report on the growing success of the Pokémon Trading Card Game. He was 17 at the time, and he was playing Pokémon cards with [[Pedofork|kids as young as 8]].

===Nintendo Power Magazine===

{{main|Nintendo Power Magazine}}

Twice, Chris has used the magazine ''Nintendo Power'' to get himself attention. First was a letter Chris wrote telling Nintendo how [[lie|he used a video game to cure his fear of talking to girls]]. The second time detailed Chris's Animal Crossing video, though there he was known as [[Sonichu]], not Chris.

=== WBCN Toucher and Rich ===

{{main|Toucher and Rich Segment}}

On 12 [[May 2009]] Chris's antics became so famous that it sparked the interest of a radio ([http://www.wbcn.com/topic/play_window.php?audioType=Episode&audioId=3705145 podcast]) in Boston. The whole media furor was sparked by the [[I Got A Fish]] video. However, most of the show covered Chris's videos addressed to [[Ivy]].

=== KROQ The Kevin and Bean Show===

{{main|The Kevin and Bean Show Segment}}

One of Chris's [[Captain%27s_Log|Captain's Logs]] is dissected by the hosts Kevin and Bean. Notably, the [[Captain%27s_Log,_Stardate_April_28th,_2009|video in question]] required ''a full two minutes'' dedicated to disclaimers, as well as censoring of [[Semen#Recycling|certain]] [[Honest_content|unairable]] [[DIRTY,_CRAPPED_BRIEFS|acts]] .

==Internet Media==
===Heavy.com===
Chris tops the site's list of the 20 Worst Internet Losers, posted 13 [[July 2010]].

{{quote|There could be no other choice to close out this list. [[Christian Weston Chandler]], aka Chris-Chan, is like every horrible thing about the Internet made flesh. [[14 Branchland Court|Lives]] with his [[Bob Chandler|par]][[Barbara Chandler|ents]], sponges off the [[monthly tugboat|government]] and uses the cash for [[PS3|PlayStation 3]] games and [[sex toys]], walks around the [[Fashion Square Mall|mall]] with his Game Boy [[love quest|looking for girlfriends]], posts incoherent YouTube videos of himself [[For Julie's Eyes Only|humping an anime bodypillow]] and yelling “Oh, [[Julie]],” the list will go on forever. C.W.C. is the ''ne plus ultra'' of Web losers.|Heavy.com, [http://www.heavy.com/comedy/2010/07/the-20-worst-internet-losers/4/ 20 Worst Internet Losers]}}

===Nicolas Cage Wants Cake===
An animated version of Chris appears briefly in the animated cartoon short "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PJddmfesaA Nicolas Cage Wants Cake]", which is a mash up of a scene from the film [[Family Guy|The Family Man]]. This may be the only Youtube video he is featured in that wasn't uploaded by Chris or a troll.

===Atop the Fourth Wall===
Comic reviewer Linkara goes on a brief tirade in his video [http://atopfourthwall.blogspot.com/2010/09/top-15-comics-ill-never-review.html Top 15 Things I Will Never Review] about [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] on the subject of webcomics at the 24 minute mark.

{{quote|"But wait," the internet cried back, "let me tell you about the horror that is... Sonichu!" Yes people, I have heard of Sonichu. I really wish I hadn't heard of Sonichu. I would be a much happier man if I hadn't.|Linkara}}

==Future media coverage==
Some trolls believe that the pinnacle of white-knighting will occur once the media (i.e. FOX News) catches on to Chris' story and spins it to make him look like the innocent victim. A few arguments have been made against this scenario.
*The only stations that would benefit from airing Chris's story are those that cover Greene County (the Charlottesville TV market). Charlottesville contains two television newsrooms. The one for [[wikipedia:WVIR-TV|WVIR]] (that Chris has appeared on [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|as a child]] and later during the [[McIntire Park]] saga), and a combined newsroom for [[wikipedia:WVAW-LD|WVAW]] (ABC), [[wikipedia:WCAV-TV|WCAV]] (CBS), and [[wikipedia:WHAU-LD|WHAU]] (FOX) known as the "Charlottesville Newsplex". What would usually be three or four separate outlets to get his story out is reduced to two. Meaning if both are uninterested, he's out of luck.
*It's very unlikely a station would attempt to spin Chris as a "good person" as information about why he's not is so readily available (the ED article and the CWCki are the first results when Googling his name). Not only would it show the station's shoddy reporting and ethics, it would show curious viewers his [[duck]] and masterpieces like [[ShecameforCWC.jpg]].
*Alternatively (and unlikely), Chris could be featured as part of an investigation into people wasting [[Monthly Tugboat|welfare money]].

Chris's lack of a job would also scare off the media, since no one wants to hear about how a fat, lazy slob is sitting on his ass playing the [[PS3|vidia]] all day while receiving their tax dollars.

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[[Category:Chris-chan]]

Talk:The MovingFoward videos

2010-08-30T01:58:49Z

SpaceScreaminJohn:

{{Not A Forum}}
Transcribing this one presently... [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 17:27, 29 August 2010 (PDT)
:Done transcribing. Well, that was something you don't see every day. If anybody can catch what he says while he's setting down the camera in the first bit, please do add that... [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 17:54, 29 August 2010 (PDT)

What account did he upload this on?--[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 17:42, 29 August 2010 (PDT)
*he didn't upload it, trolls did --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 17:42, 29 August 2010 (PDT)

:Um, wow... Destroying his life upgrade? This has to be the work of an external source, no way in hell Chris would do this on his own... I'm guessing either Rocky or Snorlax and the lumber jack. I'm gonna hold off on commenting any further until new information is gleaned.--[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 17:46, 29 August 2010 (PDT)

How did the trolls get ahold of this video...obviously an inside job if he sent it to some trolls "I'll have sex with you if you destroy your ps3" Our tax dollars will buy him another one however...I wonder if he will still use the Sonichu ID?--[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 18:01, 29 August 2010 (PDT)

Am stupid question i know but why the fuck doesn't he just connect the HDD to his computer and run a data recovery application ? --[[User:Hdl6h3g|Hdl6h3g]] 17:52, 29 August 2010 (PDT)

::Wow, this is a bit extreme, even for Chris. I would be surprised if he thought of doing this on his own. [[User:Notslowpoke|Notslowpoke]] 17:52, 29 August 2010 (PDT)

:::I tried doing that once. Didn't work. I think the PS3 uses a file system that Windows doesn't recognize. I've heard that it can be accessed in Linux, though. Not that it matters, since a formatted drive is near impossible to retrieve data from. He should have just backed it up beforehand.--[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 18:14, 29 August 2010 (PDT)

Here's my question, what's he going to do when winter sets in and he's got nothing to do inside? He'll probably be getting a new one when he realizes that. Food for thought. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 18:15, 29 August 2010 (PDT)

Well it seems like he thinks his PS3 is the sole cause of his lack in a social life, it sort of is but destroying the PS3 seems more like treating a symptom than a disease. [[User:Pinefresh|Pinefresh]] 18:19, 29 August 2010 (PDT)
:Sort of, it certainly is a measure to change, albeit an extreme one, but necessary. It's like an addiction really and he's kind of forcing himself into a kind of rehab by doing this. This is all assuming he doesn't just go buy a new one though. But I think that all we've heard from Chris these past few months are all connected: the PS3 destruction, him trying to get off the internet, and, most of all, his high school reunion. He's trying to the best of his ability but keep in mind that it's Chris. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 18:25, 29 August 2010 (PDT)
Considering how fucking poor these people are, I am shocked that they didn't pawn the PS3 for some solid cash. I mean, jesus fuck.--[[User:CaptainCanuck|CaptainCanuck]] 18:37, 29 August 2010 (PDT)

== Growing up? ==

Could it be possible that this is a sign that America's favorite HFA is ridding himself of his "childish" things? Or is it possible that he's just destroying it to feel more adult when he goes to his reunion? - [[User:Captainhowdy|Captainhowdy]] 18:46, 29 August 2010 (PDT)

:Fat chance. Even now, he's probably going out and spending his monthly tugboat on another PlayStation 3. He destroyed because he thinks it might lure the trolls away from him. --SpaceScreaminJohn 18:57, 29 August 2010 (PDT)

Talk:The MovingFoward videos

2010-08-30T01:58:20Z

SpaceScreaminJohn: /* Growing up? */

{{Not A Forum}}
Transcribing this one presently... [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 17:27, 29 August 2010 (PDT)
:Done transcribing. Well, that was something you don't see every day. If anybody can catch what he says while he's setting down the camera in the first bit, please do add that... [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 17:54, 29 August 2010 (PDT)

What account did he upload this on?--[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 17:42, 29 August 2010 (PDT)
*he didn't upload it, trolls did --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 17:42, 29 August 2010 (PDT)

:Um, wow... Destroying his life upgrade? This has to be the work of an external source, no way in hell Chris would do this on his own... I'm guessing either Rocky or Snorlax and the lumber jack. I'm gonna hold off on commenting any further until new information is gleaned.--[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 17:46, 29 August 2010 (PDT)

How did the trolls get ahold of this video...obviously an inside job if he sent it to some trolls "I'll have sex with you if you destroy your ps3" Our tax dollars will buy him another one however...I wonder if he will still use the Sonichu ID?--[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 18:01, 29 August 2010 (PDT)

Am stupid question i know but why the fuck doesn't he just connect the HDD to his computer and run a data recovery application ? --[[User:Hdl6h3g|Hdl6h3g]] 17:52, 29 August 2010 (PDT)

::Wow, this is a bit extreme, even for Chris. I would be surprised if he thought of doing this on his own. [[User:Notslowpoke|Notslowpoke]] 17:52, 29 August 2010 (PDT)

:::I tried doing that once. Didn't work. I think the PS3 uses a file system that Windows doesn't recognize. I've heard that it can be accessed in Linux, though. Not that it matters, since a formatted drive is near impossible to retrieve data from. He should have just backed it up beforehand.--[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 18:14, 29 August 2010 (PDT)

Here's my question, what's he going to do when winter sets in and he's got nothing to do inside? He'll probably be getting a new one when he realizes that. Food for thought. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 18:15, 29 August 2010 (PDT)

Well it seems like he thinks his PS3 is the sole cause of his lack in a social life, it sort of is but destroying the PS3 seems more like treating a symptom than a disease. [[User:Pinefresh|Pinefresh]] 18:19, 29 August 2010 (PDT)
:Sort of, it certainly is a measure to change, albeit an extreme one, but necessary. It's like an addiction really and he's kind of forcing himself into a kind of rehab by doing this. This is all assuming he doesn't just go buy a new one though. But I think that all we've heard from Chris these past few months are all connected: the PS3 destruction, him trying to get off the internet, and, most of all, his high school reunion. He's trying to the best of his ability but keep in mind that it's Chris. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 18:25, 29 August 2010 (PDT)
Considering how fucking poor these people are, I am shocked that they didn't pawn the PS3 for some solid cash. I mean, jesus fuck.--[[User:CaptainCanuck|CaptainCanuck]] 18:37, 29 August 2010 (PDT)

== Growing up? ==

Could it be possible that this is a sign that America's favorite HFA is ridding himself of his "childish" things? Or is it possible that he's just destroying it to feel more adult when he goes to his reunion? - [[User:Captainhowdy|Captainhowdy]] 18:46, 29 August 2010 (PDT)

--Fat chance. Even now, he's probably going out and spending his monthly tugboat on another PlayStation 3. He destroyed because he thinks it might lure the trolls away from him. --SpaceScreaminJohn 18:57, 29 August 2010 (PDT)

Talk:The MovingFoward videos

2010-08-30T01:57:53Z

SpaceScreaminJohn:

{{Not A Forum}}
Transcribing this one presently... [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 17:27, 29 August 2010 (PDT)
:Done transcribing. Well, that was something you don't see every day. If anybody can catch what he says while he's setting down the camera in the first bit, please do add that... [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 17:54, 29 August 2010 (PDT)

What account did he upload this on?--[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 17:42, 29 August 2010 (PDT)
*he didn't upload it, trolls did --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 17:42, 29 August 2010 (PDT)

:Um, wow... Destroying his life upgrade? This has to be the work of an external source, no way in hell Chris would do this on his own... I'm guessing either Rocky or Snorlax and the lumber jack. I'm gonna hold off on commenting any further until new information is gleaned.--[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 17:46, 29 August 2010 (PDT)

How did the trolls get ahold of this video...obviously an inside job if he sent it to some trolls "I'll have sex with you if you destroy your ps3" Our tax dollars will buy him another one however...I wonder if he will still use the Sonichu ID?--[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 18:01, 29 August 2010 (PDT)

Am stupid question i know but why the fuck doesn't he just connect the HDD to his computer and run a data recovery application ? --[[User:Hdl6h3g|Hdl6h3g]] 17:52, 29 August 2010 (PDT)

::Wow, this is a bit extreme, even for Chris. I would be surprised if he thought of doing this on his own. [[User:Notslowpoke|Notslowpoke]] 17:52, 29 August 2010 (PDT)

:::I tried doing that once. Didn't work. I think the PS3 uses a file system that Windows doesn't recognize. I've heard that it can be accessed in Linux, though. Not that it matters, since a formatted drive is near impossible to retrieve data from. He should have just backed it up beforehand.--[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 18:14, 29 August 2010 (PDT)

Here's my question, what's he going to do when winter sets in and he's got nothing to do inside? He'll probably be getting a new one when he realizes that. Food for thought. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 18:15, 29 August 2010 (PDT)

Well it seems like he thinks his PS3 is the sole cause of his lack in a social life, it sort of is but destroying the PS3 seems more like treating a symptom than a disease. [[User:Pinefresh|Pinefresh]] 18:19, 29 August 2010 (PDT)
:Sort of, it certainly is a measure to change, albeit an extreme one, but necessary. It's like an addiction really and he's kind of forcing himself into a kind of rehab by doing this. This is all assuming he doesn't just go buy a new one though. But I think that all we've heard from Chris these past few months are all connected: the PS3 destruction, him trying to get off the internet, and, most of all, his high school reunion. He's trying to the best of his ability but keep in mind that it's Chris. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 18:25, 29 August 2010 (PDT)
Considering how fucking poor these people are, I am shocked that they didn't pawn the PS3 for some solid cash. I mean, jesus fuck.--[[User:CaptainCanuck|CaptainCanuck]] 18:37, 29 August 2010 (PDT)

== Growing up? ==

Could it be possible that this is a sign that America's favorite HFA is ridding himself of his "childish" things? Or is it possible that he's just destroying it to feel more adult when he goes to his reunion? - [[User:Captainhowdy|Captainhowdy]] 18:46, 29 August 2010 (PDT)
--Fat chance. Even now, he's probably going out and spending his monthly tugboat on another PlayStation 3. He destroyed because he thinks it might lure the trolls away from him. --SpaceScreaminJohn 18:57, 29 August 2010 (PDT)

Talk:ModNation Racers

2010-07-20T01:28:26Z

SpaceScreaminJohn:

So what information do we have so far on this shit? We know he's asking for bonus material, and we know he's posting on GameFaqs about it. Anything else?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:08, 28 May 2010 (UTC)

He put like 8-16 screencaps of his Sonichu kart and devoted an entire CWCipedia update to this. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 02:53, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
:Before or after the Archive Cogs made, because if after, then good luck finding it now.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:06, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
::Here: http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Original_CCWC_Art - he considers this "original art". Basically he has a yellow car with his initials on him and has made a racer with a slight resemblance to him. This is from the beta, so who knows what kind of crap he's made since the game has been released. I'm going to put one screencap in the article and leave it at that. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 03:10, 28 May 2010 (UTC)

== Dear God... ==

I had a feeling that Chris would get his hands on ModNation Racers. God knows what crap he'll put up on the Internet...--SpaceScreaminJohn 14:59, 3 June 2010 (UTC)

== He has his Beta Track Up ==

As well as some actually neatly recreated Hot Wheels vehicles. He locked a couple of them; the manchild must have Favorited those TWO cars from his collection. LOL His track is lengthy, and confusing, but I managed to run some laps on it. And he added a good version of the Park with a fountain, and a Beach.

Download his Beta Cwcville Track for the laughs of using the defaulted Beta Tools.--[[User:JenkinsJinkies|JenkinsJinkies]] 22:24, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

:I think "manbaby" is more appropriate than "manchild", given that he soils himself so much. But anyway, thanks for keeping us updated on his movements and activities. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 22:59, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

::I was watching an episode of Ghost Adventures and they were in this haunted mansion/abandoned hospital place, and there was a ghost there that they called the 'manbaby', and I kept thinking 'lolchris' [[User:Leekduck|Leekduck]] 23:02, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

:I don't have a copy of ModNation or a PS3, so is there any way you could make a video of the new tracks and provide some commentary? That would be great! --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 23:10, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

::I agree with Anaconda here. I would love to download his track for laughs of using defaulted Beta Tools, but I do not have the game. If you would upload a video of them, Jinkies, I'm sure it would contribute Greatly to the LULZ. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 00:13, 14 July 2010 (UTC)
:::We should probably handle this like we handle the LBP levels, get some screenshots and summaries up on the page. Jenkins, you're the only one that's played them so far, would you mind adding the level names and a brief description of each to the page?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 00:21, 14 July 2010 (UTC)

:I wouldn't call anything the manbaby did "good" or "neatly recreated", since he has never had an original thought in his tiny retarded brain. Except the attraction sign, and we all know how that turned out. That, and it probably is a piece of crap like his other stuff. I would like to see it, too. I second the video idea. --[[User:Mp83|Mp83]] 00:23, 14 July 2010 (UTC)

Who gives a shit about this bullshit except for how much money Chris is blowing on this. seriously, he spends so much money. I remember during the GoW bullshit that he spent like 20 bucks on stupid dlc. i bet he's already lost like 30 bucks trying to get those mystery mods or whatever. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 00:44, 14 July 2010 (UTC)

== Pictures of his shitty creations? ==

On his profile page there are images of his shitty creations. Should they be screencapped and put in this article for future reference in case he leaves Modnation? I'm grabbing pictures of them now, but I know shit all about editing wikis and how to put them in the article neatly. - [[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 03:48, 18 July 2010 (UTC)

: The reason I suggest it is that despite abandoning things like the Sonichu medallion, he still insists on putting his bullshit creations everywhere. One of his cars is even SonChu for fucks sake. - [[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 03:51, 18 July 2010 (UTC)

I think yes,as they will be easy to access this way and there will be no risk of losing them if he does end up leaving Modnation. --[[User:MEANWHILE|MEANWHILE]] 02:40, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
:Or getting banned for making the 'Be My Sweetheart' car. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 03:38, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
::Making a collage that contains all his created characters shouldn't be that hard. I'm not doing anything right now, so I'll give it a shot. Might look like ass though.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 17:26, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
:::Pictures of all cars and drivers added. They're just screencaps from the website though. It would be neat if someone downloaded them all and got us some high quality pictures from their PS3 but 1.) I'm not sure how that would even work and 2.) It probably would be a giant pain in the ass.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 22:25, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

His Twitter updates say the 2.0 version of the track is up. Is anyone going to get it and document it? [[User:Mellowyellowsalvation|Mellowyellowsalvation]] 20:20, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
:I really doubt anybody on here owns this game.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 22:25, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

::Yeah, most CWCki users are over the age of seven. This is a kiddie game. In other words, it's exactly the kind of childish crap that Chris will waste his summer and life on. What a pathetic and lonely life he has. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 23:16, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
:::I don't know about it being a kids' game. I played a demo of the game for the PSP, and it looks to be a decent kart-racing game, if you are interested in that. Regardless, I would like to see someone put up a video of Chris's custom-made track. --SpaceScreaminJohn 01:28, 20 July 2010 (UTC)

:I might get a copy if I can find it cheap used. The demo was fun enough. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 00:46, 20 July 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Twitter

2010-07-18T00:37:12Z

SpaceScreaminJohn: /* Twitter Updates.... */ new section

okay champ is being a fucking pussy about this

Vote: The name of the page should be:
Twitter
or
Twitter Tracker

[[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 02:16, 29 December 2009 (CET)

*Why is does this need to be called Twitter Tracker unless it's going on the front page in the same way the CWCipedia Tracker is? Is there any reason other than "Conan 'O Brian did it"? If there is to be a Twitter Tracker, it should be something similar to the Twitter thing on CWCipedia and then a Twitter page to serve as an archive when Chris inevitably deletes his account or gets TOSed. Would someone looking for Chris's twitter look for "Twitter" or "Twitter Tracker"? Do you want to pipe every instance of "Twitter" to "Twitter Tracker" and what good reason is there for this aside from the Conan reference? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:21, 29 December 2009 (CET)

== Need a better way ==

This probably needs a better way to dump and format these messages. In general, I'm a bit annoyed by the Web 2.0 obsession with "x days ago" style dates - nice for users, but crappy for people who mirror the content.

There's probably a bazillion different programs to read Twitter messages through the API and reformat them more nicely. I should probably look into those when I get around to it... --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 15:29, 2 January 2010 (CET)
: I wrote a quick hack to download Chris's tweets and put it in a neat MediaWiki table format. [http://github.com/wwwwolf/randomscripts/blob/master/twitter/dump_account.rb l33t scripts] in case you're interested. Will be updating this when or if Chris posts anything at all. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 17:21, 2 January 2010 (CET)

== Comic Charecter Twitter's ==

I think the twitter accounts that are supposed to be the twitters of charecters in the comic warrent their own article. These twitters take place in the continuity of the comic.
http://twitter.com/Sonichu1/sonichugang -[[User:Briscoe|Cody]]
:*CWCKi is about Chris, not namefags. --[[User:Morganna|Morganna]] 03:03, 6 January 2010 (UTC)
* I know, but I didn't know why people havent mentioned these.-[[User:Briscoe|Cody]]
* I don't think it's too out of line to briefly describe what sort of trolling people did on the Twitter box on ''general terms'', though. Perhaps a Fan: page? --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 09:37, 6 January 2010 (UTC)

I agree there should be a fan page documenting the Sonichu character's twitters, seriously that's where almost everything Chris may or maynot aknowledge usually gets a page. - [[User:Hieghts503|Hieghts503]] 2:44 8 January 2010

==Captain's Log 09 March 2010==

Updating Da Biatch! [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 02:10, 10 March 2010 (UTC)
:*Done. This is the second [[Captain's Log]] on Twitter. I have the weird feeling that Chris's [[PSEye]] died and went to the big "Video-Game Store in the skies". [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 02:45, 10 March 2010 (UTC)

==Chris's "Voice"==

Is there any reason why Chris is 100x more articulate in his tweets than he is in his videos and comics? [[User:Llort|Llort]] 03:44, 10 March 2010 (UTC)

==I think Chris got his Twitter hacked==
There is a Twitter account under the name, CWCAsperchu (it has Asperchu as the avatar). He keeps referring to how Heather's father told him to stay away from his daughter and how his old Twitter account CWCSonichu was hacked...

You can find it here: http://twitter.com/CWCAsperchu

* That obviously isn't Chris as 1. he would never use Asperchu as an avatar, and 2. he sound way to likeable.--[[User:Hieghts503|Hieghts503]] 4:38, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

It seems like it's him...he keeps counting down the days that he's been without his CWCSonichu account. He also uses the term "Boyfriend-free girl" which I don't believe any other sane person would say...

The person doing that is obviously a troll. Anyone can use the term boyfriend free girl without being a tard. Like when they're pretending to be Chris. The fact that Asperchu is the Avatar alone should make that obvious enough. Also; Sign your comments. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 00:08, 16 March 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, this doesn't read like Chris at all. He's engaging in discussion with people. And not just any kind of discussions:
: CWCAsperchu: @Sonichu1 You are violating Internet copyright.
: CWCIBAIAN: @CWCAsperchu Heeeeey Asperchu lets make some more of the Fanta brew of ours yum yum.
: CWCAsperchu: @CWCIBAIAN Fanta is awesome.
Call me sceptical, but... --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 20:46, 16 March 2010 (UTC)

== Subheadings! ==

So I totally want to chop the giant twitter box into segments, with subheadings for the dates on which he dumped way too much text into his twitter. And the reason I want to do this is so I can put a link to his march 02 ramblings on [[Happy Sonichu Day]], so as to quickly reference his broken promise.

This is an awesome idea, and if you disagree you are wrong.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:57, 18 March 2010 (UTC)

: Since the stuff is currently produced by a script, let me see if I can tweak it to produce daily headings automagically. Hopefully I'll get it done by evening. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 15:38, 18 March 2010 (UTC)
: Done! How do you like it? --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 16:19, 18 March 2010 (UTC)
: (Source code [http://github.com/wwwwolf/randomscripts/tree/master/twitter here].) --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 16:21, 18 March 2010 (UTC)
::I like it so much!--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 14:35, 26 April 2010 (UTC)

=="I know about 4chan's rule 18"==
According to Encyclopedia Dramatica's Rules of the internet (not 4chan but probably what Chris looked at), rule 18 is "Everything that can be labeled can be hated." Given that he's talking about graphic fan art that makes him want to kill his fans, I think he's trying to say rule 34. Chris is an idiot.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 14:35, 26 April 2010 (UTC)

== Script updates ==

Since it's probably unlikely that Chris will be interested of using Twitter much more (since the Twitter box was removed from CWCipedia), I'm probably not doing regular script-based updates any more. The script used a [[naïve]] approach of "read most recent tweets and spit out all of them from the cache", which would clobber any and all changes. If Chris returns to regular twittering, I'll probably figure out some way to parse this page and preserve all new links and formatting (probably something along the lines of only making a new section with the new tweets. But that'll be ''then'', not now. =) ''If'' the page will need some additional formatting tweaks when (or if, again) the script will be updated, I'll do the required updates myself. Meanwhile, feel free to mess with the page and add links and whatnot. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 15:32, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

== Twitter Updates.... ==

Chris is updating his Twitter account as we speak. --SpaceScreaminJohn 00:37, 18 July 2010 (UTC)

Talk:RomanticLabyrinth

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SOMEONE. FUCKING. REPORT THIS! --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 17:13, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
:But report it after the CWCville library has the opportunity to do their thing.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 17:15, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
::Yeah, I'll do the same. I'll use their Plus B.S., due to the rules somehow saying you can only report people while you have a "P7US!!1!" account. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 17:17, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
:::Fuck that. I've already got it covered. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jY1ty9W3bMk Go here.] Your welcome. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 17:34, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
::::NOW SOMEBODY FUCKING REPORT THIS! --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 17:35, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::It got reported and removed. I somehow got the last word in on it saying as GodBearJesus "Time to let this furfaggot burn in hell." Honestly, I thought Summers would've gotten it last, considering the post rate. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 17:37, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
::::::It's down already? Damn. I mean, I know that's what I hoped for, but I didn't actually expect it to go down that fast. Good thing I saved a copy when I did. I feel proud of myself. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 17:53, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::::And proud you should be!--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 17:56, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
::::::::/me prepares for one angry Flipnote tonight or tomorrow... --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 17:57, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::::::We may even get a Youtube vid if we're lucky. Sure he says he wouldn't put up another, but we know Chris. He forgets his promises minutes after he makes them. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 18:00, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
::::::::::And, of course, if it went down without his permission he'll probably scream about how Flipnote is an enemy of true love or something.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 18:09, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

==Confirmation==
Did it go down because we reported it or because Chris removed it? Can we confirm either?--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 18:02, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
:Might be relevant since the report added mention about him being a pervert. Don't know what their policy on that is, but could affect future events. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 18:42, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
::Quick question on the Flipnote subject: does anyone know who the person is that goes under "Chris Chan id:Sonychu"? --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 18:44, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
:::Some faggot.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 18:45, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
::::All I know is, he is one fun person to troll in the comments. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 18:47, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

== 13 yr olds and up ==
I noticed that Chris had submitted an entry to that channel but I don't see it. Could this be it? If so, that explains the 18 year old edit...which...uh...FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 18:56, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
:Yeah, basically. This is the 13 year old version, and if he got 5 million stars he would make the 18-year old one. So yeah. Chris is fucking insane.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 18:58, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
::He'll be a registered sex offender by his next birthday at this rate. This is, what, the third time this month?--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 19:29, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

== Library Mirrored ==
TheCWCVilleLibrary have a mirror now. I'm switching this to their one and removing that pile of fuck from my channle now. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 18:59, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

== Uncensored version? ==

YouTube copy has blue squares covering up the duck and china. Where can I see the uncensored version? I just want to bask in the fail. --[[User:Espanolic|Espanolic]] 19:12, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
* nevermind, just read the transcript. Watched the vid beforehand and thought Chris had drawn raw, unfiltered stick figure sex --[[User:Espanolic|Espanolic]] 19:21, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

== Is It Possible to Ban Him From Flipnote Hatena? ==

Because if that were to happen, then we all know where he will go...back to the internet! :-) --SpaceScreaminJohn 19:19, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
:Uh... he IS on the internet.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 19:22, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
:: Allow me to rephrase, if we ban him, he'll come back to ranting on YouTube. --SpaceScreaminJohn 19:28, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
::: I'm pretty sure Rocky banned him from YT and Flipnote is just his hiding place from her. If we banned him, he'd either have a falling out with Rocky or go back to running jerks over in his car in his muscle bra - wait, that's actually a win-win situation! --[[User:Espanolic|Espanolic]] 19:34, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
:::: Rocky probably banned him, but the real reason he quit YT is because he became convinced that we'd bugged his computer to track his internet activity--the DSi is both unbugged and out of Rocky's line of sight. That way, Chris can have Rocky's favor while at the same time ignoring her advice.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 19:37, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
::::: An observation, I read some of his comments in the comment pages on his flipnotes, and he thinks this qualifies as "Off the internet." I guess it works in the same way that drawing a Sonichu page a day allows him to tell other people to get a job. A thought, I think he can't be punished for the revised one because it's a lot more clandestine and much less filthy. The only thing sexual left in it is that Chris's dream boner is still just an outline. I wonder how far we could push that case?--[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 19:46, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::: Even so, the context and overall theme of the flipnote is against the rules of Flipnote Hatena. And the dream boner, whether it's censored or not, would still offend people. --SpaceScreaminJohn 21:43, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

== Moved? ==

Why was this article renamed? The name of the video is An Ol' Classic Dream. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 21:30, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
:I'm wondering about the name change, too. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 21:32, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

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== To Do ==
I don't normally do this whole to do thing, but...
*<s>Get a gallery of this stuff up.
*put up the video like we have all his others.</s>
Maybe get some more background information, if we can.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:59, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
:That was quick.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 20:26, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

== What we can get out of this ==
These files prove that Chris is actually going to more social even its, influenced by rocky, but also we learned that he is creepy enough to wear his bra in public and he still dances like a turkey mating. Considering the bra is more like a "sign" of some sorts, could this be added into the "love quest" page?.--[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 01:55, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
:This latest turn of events has proven that Chris trolls himself harder than anyone else ever could. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 01:58, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
Chris is actually going out now, huh? I think it's clear it won't work and once Chris realizes this he'll be back to his old self again. Come to think of it, we could use this video to give him a false sense of paranoia, by claiming we have people following him. This could get us a nice reaction.--[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 02:10, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

Did anybody else notice the absence of the Medallion of Fail? Any other photo? It's kind of historic if he really ventured out of his cubbyhole without it, whatever the reason. Also, the (wraparound?) glasses. --[[User:ErsatzHouse|ErsatzHouse]] 05:58, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

You know, the last time he was out this much was during his love quest, getting his ass kicked by jerkops and manajerks in the real world. Perhaps we can start seeing something similar in the near future? [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 02:17, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

We can hope. In the meantime I called Chris and left a message saying that the trolls are now stalking him in real life now, going with Hirro's idea to give him paranoia. I figure we can try scaring him back onto the internet. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 02:24, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
:I also sent him an e-mail message linking to the videos recorded of him at the event with the subject stating that he was being followed. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 02:27, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
:Yay~ People liked my idea. But if we're going with it, we'll need more sightings. Also, Independence day surprise?--[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 05:52, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

Yes... he truly has nowhere to run now. And I hope Clyde hasn't forgotten his promise for an Independence Day surprise. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 02:28, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
:I completely forgot about that [[User:Sinisterminister|Sinisterminister]] 04:00, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

He had better not have forgotten it. Because if he does, I'LL STRANGLE THAT CLYDE CASH! Seriously though. We need a PS3 hacking. Soon. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 02:30, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

I think we should all thank our greatest operative, Rochelle Shoemaker, for this bounty of lulz.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 02:36, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

Good thing this happened. Now to wait for him to check his e-mail, then my crazed troll plan will start... --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy the Trollish]] 02:48, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

* I love how the first thing that popped into everyone's mind was "Gay Trucker"... That alone will be enough for Chris to loose his shit. On a side note, Chris now officially fails at dancing and public decency (If wearing a shirt that says "I love vagina" to a family event doesn't do it, I don't know what does) --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 22:53, 18 June 2010 (EST)
**/me waits for the cops to knock at his door... [[User:Eniggy|Eniggy the HAHAHA]] 03:05, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

Heh, this might have something to do with an email I sent him. I suggested he check out [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Desert_Punk Desert Punk] It's about a lecherous twat who's obsessed with getting laid, but women find him rude and repulsive. It's got plenty of fan service though, and the main character, despite being depicted as a loser when it comes to sex, is still standard anime fare badass-goofy (like Vash the Stampede in Trigun) so it should appeal to him. There is one story element that I was hoping Chris would see and not go over his head, the introduction of the loli character. To quote the wiki article
:"Kosuna is the former apprentice of the Shimmer Sniper. Her goal is to become the desert's number one "power babe" mercenary, meaning stronger than any man and more beautiful than any woman. After the Shimmer Sniper is defeated by Kanta, Kosuna follows him and constantly begs to be made his apprentice. Kanta highly objects at first but eventually accepts her after she shows him a picture of a large breasted woman Kosuna claims to be her mother, implying how attractive Kosuna would be in years to come. Kanta, a heavily perverted guy, can't help but accept her, though his personal motives are clearly to groom Kosuna to be his personal mate when she grows up."
Sounds like building a sweetheart from the ground up, 'eh? I never got a reply, despite sending it to his gmail, aol, and youtube accounts. If he did read it and check it out, this could be indicative of his apparent courtship of little girls. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 04:51, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
:He wasn't courting little girls, the girls got near him because he had a DS and they wanted to play it too. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 04:54, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
::In that pic, maybe. Why else would he boogie down surrounded by delicious loli while wearing his new "attraction ensemble"? --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 05:02, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
:::You're putting way too much thought into this. Chris isn't a pedophile, he's just really, really stupid and socially inept. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 05:17, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
::::Neither was that character. Another episode had them sharing a sleeping bag the survive a cold desert night, and he freaked out. The intent is for Chris to get the idea that creating a close bond with one or a harem of loli will enable him to brainwash the little tykes into something he can fuck in a few years. The deviousness comes from the fact that Chris is incapable understanding boundaries and his idea that showing minors porn is "educational". --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 05:23, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
:Oh god, this was creepy. Spotting him amongst the crowd was like watching those 'Slender Man' videos, only it was insanely easy to find the horror. I think this proves that, when left to his own devices, Chris A) Acts more like a dumbass than ever before, or B) Gets himself into trouble with the law. I was afraid he was going to try to murder someone, but this proves he's a perfectly healthy human being. Also, I hope the little girl in the photo said 'no' when he likely offered her candy. --[[User:Inferno232|Inferno232]] 19 June 2010
::More likely, if he had any candy, he would have eaten it all himself. [[User:Sakanz|Sakanz]] 00:25, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

:You know what Chris? Stay off the internet. You're even more of a lolcow in real life. Seriously, this is hilariously creepy and awesome. Definitely add this into the Love Quest page, because his crappy "Captain Morgan" pose in multiple different places with his... bra sign... cruelly in plain sight of everyone is an obvious extension of his love search. Except I think the Gameboy and sign was slightly better for him, because at least then he could get sympathy. This is literally indecent and just disgusting. I'm a fat guy myself, and I'd never even consider just randomly taking my shirt off in a public place. Let alone if I was wearing a bra...([[User:KingoftheJuice|KingoftheJuice]] 05:58, 19 June 2010 (UTC))
::The only downside to that is someone has to be there to record him acting like a dumbass in public, or else we'd never know any of the shit he gets himself into. We lucked out this time. There's probably plenty of times he did stuff like this when noone was around to film him or take pictures of him and we'll never know unless Chris mentions it himself with plenty of bias, no doubt. [[User:Sakanz|Sakanz]] 00:30, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

:What can you get outta this? This is what happens when you live 28 years of your life as a pathetic diagnosis holder locked up in your room. Seriously, just look at how pasty white his arms and gigantic gut are. Clearly those alone should be a testament to how very little sunlight he gets. [[User:TRock|TRock]] 21, June 2010

:Take the picture of him doing the Captain Morgan pose in the bra and put it on a dating or gay relations website. And then send him the results. I mean, I know this has been done before, but still... -[[User:Inferno232|Inferno232]] 05:06, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

== Started a video box. ==

Added the 100_0690.MOV thru 100_0692.MOV as a starter. [[User:Eniggy|Eniggy the still HAHAHA]] 04:23, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

==Why show his bra?==

Clearly, Chris doesn't have any compunctions about proving to the world that he wears women's underwear because he's a retard, but being that this was clearly a family event and he was wearing a shirt about pussy, could Jerkops have made him change? Any way of knowing? —[[User:Thepicklesuitintheman|Thepicklesuitintheman]] 05:38, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

:If he keeps coming back and someone complains, it's likely the jerkops will intervene. And this time, in front of hundreds of witnesses. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 05:51, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
* I would say, with something like this, Jerkops could have gotten him to change the shirt easily, though if this was a free event, which I wouldn't be surprised at all, they probably wouldn't fully enforce it. The bra, on the other hand, is completely different. If a woman was running around in her bra, yes, they would stop her, but this is ''Chris'' we're talking about here. Since he's a guy, I'm guessing they don't see many guys running around in bras, so they wouldn't think twice.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 05:56, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
Can't he be charged for indecent exposure or dissorderly conduct or something?--[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]]
* Probably not, since he's not actually indecently exposing anything. It's not illegal as far as I know for a man to go around shirtless, and this seems to be more of an outdoor community street fair, so I don't think policies like that can really be enforced. Even if they were, he's not technically shirtless, since he's wearing a bra. But he should definitely have to change the shirt, with so many little kids around. Well, at least it's better than the Mount and Dew Me one. Seeing as that one is a legitimately homosexual t-shirt. ([[User:KingoftheJuice|KingoftheJuice]] 06:02, 19 June 2010 (UTC))
** Yeah, in most every place I know of in the USA a man can go topless, though a woman can't. So Chris wearing a bra in public wouldn't be indecent exposure. [[User:BubblegumPinkButler|BubblegumPinkButler]] 23:45, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
*This whole thing makes me wonder if it ever crossed Chris Chan's retarded brain (or lack thereof) that a man walking around in a sports bra is gay? That boy is so far in the closet that he's in fuckin' Narnia. [[User:Jerkop421]] 20-06-2010, 0632 Hours (GMT).
**No, no, no. Chris is SO STRAIGHT that he BLOCKED OFF his closet so he could not POSSIBLY BE IN IT!.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 06:54, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
== The innocent ==

The girl's face is blocked in the cropped photo but the one in the gallery remains clear. What's the policy then? [[User:Nechita|Nechita]] 06:35, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

It's a joke--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 06:48, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

== There are more photos ==

Post them all. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 10:18, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
*[[CWCki:DOITFAGGOT|Get to it then]] :p. Also, we need an uncensored version of that one with the kid. Justification - 1) whoever made the set ("Archie Bunker") would have censored it if he felt like it was a concern for the child, 2) a child's privacy is probably not going to be threatened by inclusion in a picture, 3) I can't think of any troll who is obsessed enough to track down a girl who look at Chris in a picture just to get info or whatever from her. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:03, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
::Also it's badly edited - looks terrible. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 16:45, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

== Pokéwalker? ==

What the hell does he use that for?--[[User:OrsonZedd|OrsonZedd]] 14:16, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

I played a downloaded version of Heartgold so I didn't get one, but it's my understanding that you put one of your pokemon in it or onto it and when you walk around it gives the pokemon xp. So, he uses it to level up his pokemon. --[[User:Hellion|masta beta alum]] 14:29, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
:According to [[Wikipedia:Nintendo_DS_accessories#Pok.C3.A9walker|Wikipedia]]:
:''The Pokéwalker is a Poké Ball-shaped pedometer which can connect to Pokémon HeartGold and SoulSilver game cards via infrared signals. The player can transfer a Pokémon to the Pokéwalker from either HeartGold or SoulSilver. Every time the player takes a step, the Pokémon inside gains experience points and the player earns "Watts", a type of in-game currency which was also used on the Pokémon Pikachu virtual pet. Players can also catch various Pokémon on the device and obtain items, then transfer them to the game. The device comes bundled with the games.''
--[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 15:19, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
:* I confirm. I have seen such a device onto action and it is quite easy to accumulate xp. If I remember clearly, it gives the owner a single xp by step. So this will not influence the girth of our manchild. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 04:48, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
== I can't believe it ==
Why is he wearing a manbra with writing. and WHY hasnt the police arrested him or something for doing that.
T_T The poor children are scared....especially when he dances with em, what a PEDOFORK. >.<
[[User:BabyNeko|BabyNeko]]

* As long as he isn't causing a problem with it the messages on his clothing are technically covered by the first amendment. At least if it's on public property. ---[[User:ConCat|ConCat]] 15:42, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

== This is fucking hilarious ==

It's true... Chris trolls himself harder than we do.

I say we leave him off the internet for a while and observe him, see if he does more dumb shit. If not (or nothing out of the ordinary), we can always get him back with Hiiro's plan of making him paranoid. [[User:Doctor Nuriel|Doctor Nuriel]] 17:37, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
*I had thoughts of sending him an email full of shots of his house from Google Maps with the Google crap cropped out along with random gay porn pictures in an attachment to him to see how scared he gets. -- [[User:Eniggy|Eniggy the Cunning]] 17:51, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
** you are a huge faggot and that's a horrible idea. -- [[User:Boop|Boop]] 19:51, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

==Maybe it's just me, but==
In some of these videos/pictures, when Chris is standing with his back to the crowd, it looks to me like he's sticking his ass out as far as he can. Remember, Chris thinks he has a great ass (can't remember where he said that, so if you guys know please tell me), so it wouldn't surprise me if this was an intentional ploy to get a gal-pal, though it ends up looking unnatural and creepy. Best example: [http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:100_0678.JPG this image] in which he is sitting, but in a manner which to me looks incredibly unnatural. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 18:30, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

:Don't remember him saying this, but totally possible. [http://cogsdev.org/w/images/thumb/0/02/0779-CWCREAR.JPG/450px-0779-CWCREAR.JPG Pic related.] --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 18:38, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
::He's definitely posing. What's more the only time he wasn't posing is when he was playing the Vidja. Every time he's trying to position himself to appear cool and relaxed, and ends up looking awkward and terrifying. I'm sure in his mind this makes him incredibly attractive to the ladies, but we all know how good Chris's mind is.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 20:29, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
:Isn't one effect of autism not knowing how to position yourself in a "natural" way? Chris might just fail at standing and/or posture. God knows he doesn't have much practice at either. -[[User:Schismtracer|Schismtracer]] 01:36, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:: Yes, it is. Stereotypy (IE, repetitive movements) is a symptom of it, and often manifests in posing or rocking. [[User:BubblegumPinkButler|BubblegumPinkButler]] 07:23, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

==So how long has it been?==
I added a minor note on Chris mentioning FAF in the 6/6/2010 video. Can anyone confirm or deny if 6/4 was the first time he visited the event? I know the 6/6 video was the first time he talked about it.--[[User:AdderCress|AdderCress]] 01:35, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

==Next Friday after Five?==

If he has been going regularly to these events, then there's a a good chance that he will resurface again this Friday. Do we have any agents who will be in the area to confirm? This could become a regular attraction location for him, and we should get as much video proof of his misadventures as we can before he's inevitably thrown out. --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 11:43, 21 June 2010 (EST)

We have at least one known agent in the area; I'm sure the rest have been alerted to look out for him. Of course, the fact that Chris may be on to use may mean he's not showing up anymore. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 15:46, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

==Just an observation==
Does the Chris Dance remind anyone else of the music video for Rubber Johnny? --[[user:Manwithoutabody|manwithoutabody]] 18:14, 21 June 2010 (CEST)

== Enjoy <s>Coca Cola</s> Vagina ==

The article says the operative saw Chris wearing a shirt saying "I Enjoy Vagina," but I bet it was just "Enjoy Vagina." I bet it was [http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/2010/05/10/its-funny-because-he-got-on-tv-and-his-t-shirt-had-the-word-vagina-on-it/ this shirt], which parodies Coca Cola, much like his "Mount and Do Me" shirt parodied Mountain Dew. This and its red color are all I have as evidence, but still, this soda-themed t-shirt prurience might be a pattern that could eventually be added to the [[Chris and fashion]] section, if not elsewhere. --[[User:GrannyT|GrannyT]] 16:52, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

*He's mentioned Spencer's Gifts before, hasn't he? I looked for the shirt online and couldn't find it. I'm sure they don't have their whole catalog on the site or whatever. Not sure if he got them there. Just saying. —[[User:Thepicklesuitintheman|Thepicklesuitintheman]] 16:56, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

*See this image: [[http://cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:I_enjoy_vagina_shirt.png]] Pretty sure it's the same shirt. [[User:Anonymous one|Anonymous one]] 20:52, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
:*I think anonymous one's right. That shirts a pretty direct match. We all know the shirts are basically the new attraction sign, but why the fuck do they all have to do with soda?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:33, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
::Chris ''really'' likes soda... --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 23:12, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

== Is Stalking Him Legal? ==

I mean, I am not trying to defend Chris here or anything, but taking pictures of him without him knowing and encouraging people to send in any pictures of him...there's something about this that seems like Chris could call the police for (he thinks people are after him). I just want to clarify. --SpaceScreaminJohn 23:29, 27 June 2010 (UTC)

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Talk:6 June 2010

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Fool that I am, I think I might actually transcribe this... [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 03:31, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
*I will take the second half of DIS BITCH. This is an urge I cannot control. Also what the fuck Chris is fucking stalking Snyder now goddammit.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:58, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:*Sorry, I finished it up before I saw your update. I sincerely apologize if you listened to any of this shit unecessarily. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 04:06, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
::*You did a good job! I did do some transcribing before I realized you had finished it, but honestly I needed the practice anyway.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:03, 7 June 2010 (UTC)

== To do ==

Add Michael Synder's comment from YouTube that sparked this (see Da update for it). --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:32, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
* Done. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 04:29, 7 June 2010 (UTC)

== Rename dis bitch ==
If a video does not have a proper name, you name it after the date it went up. This should be "6 June 2010". What is so goddamn hard about this?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:00, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
*Whathisname usually figures out how to treat shit, that's why I named it that. That's why. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:02, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:*Now that I know Champ made the page, I feel bad about my first comment.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:03, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
::*You are forgiven, my son. Happens to the best of us.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:21, 7 June 2010 (UTC)

==I'LL RUN YOU OVER DEAD==

This is the second time that we know of that Chris has tried to commit vehicular homicide. I get the feeling that at this rate, he's going to get himself <s>v@</s> V& by the end of the year. -- [[User:Revolver Octopus|Revolver Octopus]] 07:40, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:*Chris is going to be vat'd, huh? -[[User:Brofose|Brofose]] 10:00, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
::*Probably. They need to do ''something'' to get the stank out of him. -- [[User:Revolver Octopus|Revolver Octopus]] 10:44, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:::*Still - this is only one version of the events. For all we know he could be exaggerating the entire situation - but I like to think we get the TRUE and HONEST version of events sometimes. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 12:23, 7 June 2010 (UTC)

==Add to relevant article?==
"Right, if I had the right mind, I would send, I would give him a charge of verbal, serve him a charge of verbal harassment!"
This right after he tried to take a picture of some guy to use as a dartboard, drove (presumably) drunk, took pictures without the person's consent, nearly ran two people over, and then thought he could bitch about it on the internet. Is this Chris and Law or Chris and Reality? [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 14:56, 7 June 2010 (UTC)

The key theme here is that it's innocent behavior when Chris does it. I suggest Chris and Hypocrisy or Examples of Chris's Ego.
[[User:CWCspatcher|CWCspatcher]] 15:01, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
Although this definitely merits mention on Chris and the Law as well, as prime evidence of his mentality that the law is not meant for punishing him in any circumstance. [[User:CWCspatcher|CWCspatcher]] 15:04, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
*Not to mention Death Threats.--[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 11:25, 7 June 2010 (EST)

==Stalking==

According to Wikipedia, which is always right, "[s]talking can be defined as the willful and repeated following, watching, and / or harassing of another person." Chris has been banned from the The GAMe PLACe. He's gone back repeatedly, each time being told to leave and never come back. He admitted to planning to go willfully back this time in order to watch and photograph Michael Snyder. It's not necessarily a crime, but it does seem to constitute stalking by a reasonable definition. I just think it should be noted that it's not just troll puffery to call it that. —[[User:Thepicklesuitintheman|Thepicklesuitintheman]] 16:54, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:*Considering Chris's history of holding grudges against people he considers "enemies", him stalking people "offending" him is not out of the question. --[[User:DrunkenDemomang|DrunkenDemomang]] 04:06, 8 June 2010 (UTC)

==Snyder's input==

Any chance we can get a hold of Mike and get his side of the story? He might appreciate it too if we got that and put it up here so everyone and his grandmother doesn't call and ask him. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 17:07, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:I sent him a message on Youtube, if I get a response (unlikely) I'll screencap it and add it to the article. If anyone knows a more direct way to contact him, it would be great to get the whole story from him.--[[User:Star Platinum|Star Platinum]] 19:40, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
::Perhaps Mimms or Lucas would know a way of getting ahold of him. Of course, you'd need to get ahold of Mimms or Lucas first, but that would seem to be an easier feat considering their past cooperation with certain websites. --[[User:shearod|shearod]] 22:36, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:::I'm in the process of asking Mimms if he knows anything about this. I'll post what I find. [[User:Meat Miracle|Meat Miracle]] 23:13, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:::*Mimms doesn't know, but he said he can ask Michael. [[User:Meat Miracle|Meat Miracle]] 02:12, 8 June 2010 (UTC)

==At the bar with a Bud and a DS==

I was re-reading the transcript of the video when these little things starting nagging me; who goes in a bar with a DS and why it sounds oh-so-familliar coming from Chris? Then, I had an insight; is there a possibility that Chris found in bars a new prowling ground for his "Love-Quest"? He had the same attitude at the local McCrap and Target but without the alcohol.[[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 17:11, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:*Maybe he's taking his parent's approach of meeting da ladies. After all, Barb and Bob met at a bar. -[[User:DrunkenDemomang|DrunkenDemomang]] 16:25, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
::Maybe he'll finally meet his sweetheart at the same age as Bob, when both parties out out of their prime and desperate enough. Of course, it would take a ''really'' desperate girl to get with Chris. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 20:29, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:::Don't be silly. Chris won't live anywhere near as long as Bob has so far. I predict he'll die of a heart attack in his mid fifties. Maybe forties. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 21:41, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
::::I'm also guessing 40. He eats fast food every day and he does nothing but sit on his ass. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 23:17, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::That's not true. Sometimes he stands up to play Guitar Hero and threaten the internet. -[[User:Schismtracer|Schismtracer]] 15:29, 8 June 2010 (UTC)

==Made up at the spot?==
Does anyone else think Chris's story sounds like it was made up at the spot at some parts? --[[User:Shotaru|Shotaru]] 23:27, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:Chris is a pathological liar, so I wouldn't put it past him. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 23:34, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:I doubt it. We have that post from June 4th by someone claiming to be Snyder saying Chris was taking pictures of him. Although I doubt Chris's testimony about what happaned especially after Micheal came out of the Game Place its right there his voice gets higher to the point where I can tell he is lying.
::Lucas and Mimms said that TheRcholic is indeed Mike way back when [[100 2178]] was uploaded. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 02:05, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
:::I think most of what he's saying here is true, or at least the general concept. That said, if I had a daughter, and I saw someone like Chris hanging around with a camera, you had better believe I would assume the worst.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:27, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
:Chris is a bad liar. There's way too much details. He was drinking ONE beer at a local bar with his DS and a camera for ONE hour. Then, he decided ON THE SPOT to go take a picture of Michael for an inexistent dartboard? My bullshit detector was on the red right passed time 1:34. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:03, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
:*Well then, mine broke. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 03:13, 8 June 2010 (UTC)

==Robotnik==

I haven't played any Sonic games since ''Sonic & Knuckles'', but, by Chris's own admission, pretty much what happened is that he was sneaking around doing something he shouldn't, jumped into a machine to try to beat the good guy, and ultimately failed. Not to mention that his torso is really fat and round and his limbs are really skinny. It just seems to me that Chris is getting more and more like Dr. Robotnik as time goes on. —[[User:Thepicklesuitintheman|Thepicklesuitintheman]] 07:34, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
*So he'll say "I'MMMMMMM STRAIIIIIIGHT YOU TROLLLLLSSSS!" every time we win? Awesome.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 08:57, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
:: Yeah, kinda like that. And eventually he'll get fed up of going after <s>Sonic</s> the trolls by himself and build two humorously incompetent robot henchmen. Except by "building," I mean "inflating," and the robots are actually his blow-up dolls Kimmi and Officer Nasty.

:: Hey, Clyde's hair is even spiky. Just dye it blue and you have an instant hero. Maybe Liquid can be Tails or something, I dunno. It would be just like AoStH, except "Robotnik" has no wacky schemes, isn't really actively pursuing destroying the hero, and has a fucking terrible singing voice. [[User:Lord Snotfolus|Lord Snotfolus]] 09:37, 8 June 2010 (UTC)

:::As opposed to the real Robotnik, who sings like an Angel. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 15:33, 8 June 2010 (UTC)

:::Make it so, number two. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 16:38, 8 June 2010 (UTC)

==Police Report==
There must be one. I don't know any free service to get the record, but if anyone does, toss it up. Alternatively, if someone is willing to use a pay service to get at it, it might make somebody here love you. Not me though. --[[User:Homeless prophet|Homeless prophet]] 17:46, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
* Keep an eye on [http://www.criminalsearches.com/details.aspx?id=w1x00xC8&vw=criminal&1=IgL6lgJ0ciJdZHqNItwC9IIt79kNs2z0bXy0js2l1aI%3d&input=name this page]. It has Chris's other crimes, so it may be updated later. [[User:HermanoBluth|HermanoBluth]] 19:58, 8 June 2010 (UTC)

==Am I the only one that noticed this?==
I noticed the absence of not only the medallion but also the amnyfest ring. Usually this means that this isnt TRUE and HONEST content, right? Or is there some other mitigating circumstance? I am not going to edit the article to highlight this as I doubt that no one hasnt noticed these things missing. I am just interested on you guys' take on this. Thoughts? [[User:Wozblod|Wozblod]] 20:59, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
:*Good eye! I missed this detail.--[[User:DrunkenDemomang|DrunkenDemomang]] 21:30, 8 June 2010 (UTC)

== A Warning...Really? ==

Did the cops seriously let Chris off with a warning? Were they not informed beforehand about his previous troubles with Chris? I was absolutely furious to hear that Chris was let off the hook again. --SpaceScreaminJohn 00:49, 9 June 2010 (UTC)

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Transcribing this nonsense, I guess... [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 05:36, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
:Actually it's "Transcribing DIS BITCH, I guess..." Easy mistake to make.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:24, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
::The keys are like, right next to each other. --[[User:Blunderscore|Blunderscore]] 11:37, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
==Name?==
I propose "Rage Against the Internet." [[User:Ganondorfdude11|Ganondorfdude11]] 06:02, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
:When it doesn't have a name, you're supposed to title it as the date it was posted. This video should be called "27 May 2010". What is so hard about this?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:32, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
::I'll go ahead and do that, if that's okay? --[[User:Pedonymous|Pedonymous]] 10:24, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
::Oh God how do I rename a page --[[User:Pedonymous|Pedonymous]] 10:26, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
:::You need to be a mod.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 14:57, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
:::: Nyoro~n... --[[User:Pedonymous|Pedonymous]]

==I lol'd==

This confirms it for me--Rocky has been drilling the "THE INTERNET IS BAD" dogma into him in the hopes that he'll come to agree with it. But hey, this means Chris has indirectly announced the end of Sonichu(yes we all know that's not true but he doesn't lol).--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 06:41, 27 May 2010 (UTC)

*Perhaps to this marks the end of his young adult social group... ever since his May 8th rant about being alone, he's made a big deal about going out and socializing. This is probably a direct result of him being shunned by the group and thus actively looking for new people to put up with him. While the church was not able to kick him out, it seems they've cut him off socially from anything that their doing. I only hopes that this new "friend quest" leads to further banning's and tard raging's... on another note, he finally admits to being a man-child. I'm curious as to what made him realize this --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 09:56, 27 May 2010 (EST)
::I can't wait to see what this "friend quest" will have in store. Perhaps he will go to a bar, try to hit on a girl, the girl will tell him she has a boyfriend, Chris will still try to hit on her, and her big, muscular boyfriend will show up and kick his ass. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 16:42, 27 May 2010 (UTC)

==Hat==

It hides his baldness. Mention? --[[User:thelieisacake|thelieisacake]] 06:41, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
*HEY FAGGOTS! SHOULD WE MENTION HOW THE HAT IS HIDING HIS LACK OF HAIR? SHIT THIS ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE HARD FUCK [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 20:46, 27 May 2010 (UTC)

== Two Things ==

*Two things popped up in my head:

1-How many times does Chris say he's straight?

2-Is the "Trucker" look still remind anyone of the Blue Oyster Bar patrons from the first four Police Academy flicks? --[[User:UJ1A1985|UJ1A1985]] 07:21, 27 May 2010 (UTC)

==a challenge?==

As my first troll move, I'm thinking of challenging him to see who has more of a life by having him and I record videos of us and our friends. Good idea? --[[User:AdiosToreador|AdiosToreador]] 12:01, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
:Survey says "Chris almost certainly won't give a shit because you're not trying to steal his identity/'girlfriend.'" [[User:EnsignDisposable|EnsignDisposable]] 12:34, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
::Most definitely. Chris has a narrow attention span when it comes to trolling. It may seem like it's getting old, but unless it's about his copyright or getting China, you're not going to get anywhere. --[[User:Shearod|Shearod]] 14:14, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
: It could be worth a try, and I'm sure it would be loads of fun if - and this is a big if - you could get his attention. Which you probably couldn't, as my esteemed colleagues have just observed. -- [[User:Manwithoutabody|manwithoutabody]] 11:55, 27 May 2010 (CEST)

==never meant to be famous?==
Does Chris really think anyone will buy this stupid "I never wanted to be famous" BS? considering he signs his name on everything, he sticks sonichu into every orifice, he act surprised that someone doesn't know him, he can't leave the public's eye for a week. He want to be famous, he just doesn't want the bad strings attached. Chris will have to learn that it's all or nothing, he either is popular with fans and trolls, or he has NOTHING. [[User:SenorTucan|SenorTucan]] 21:37, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
*... You do realise that there never have been any fans, right? [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 23:33, 27 May 2010 (UTC)

== Taking Bets Now! ==

How long do you think it'll be until Chris returns to the internet, doing what he does best: entertain us trolls? Because let's face it, it's going to happen. --SpaceScreaminJohn 23:49, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
* Probably not even a day. Remember that one time a month or two ago, when he swore he was getting off the Internet? He came back less than 24 hours later, with a rant about the Cleveland Show. --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' 00:10, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
** A week at most.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 00:15, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
*** I say before monday.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:58, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
*He's already on his PSN, which is technically considered on the internet since it interconnects many computers. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 00:49, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
**Are you serious, BreadGod? See, this is what I talk about in my commentary video. Anytime he's not on the internet, he's playing video games! --SpaceScreaminJohn 01:17, 28 May 2010 (UTC)

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Where's the video? --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 20:34, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
:It will be available soon. It's still processing [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URLwUjuNJYM] --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 20:36, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
::I see. I wonder if he'll bore us like with the last video. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 20:36, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

Oh god, I'm only a minute in and he's back to ranting about the Cleavland Show.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 20:47, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
:He's got to be the only fan of that show. I watched it before and I thought it was painfully unfunny. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 21:06, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
::: Same here, BreadGod. In many ways, "The Cleveland Show" is a lot like Sonichu. They're both unfunny, unoriginal, and were bad ideas to begin with. --[[User:SpaceScreaminJohn|SpaceScreaminJohn]] 17:34, 20 May 2010
Is it bad that I misread the title as "[[Recycling|Semen Flavored Condoms]]"? --[[User:Espanolic|Espanolic]] 21:00, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
:No. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 21:58, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

== Transcription ==
I'm going to make a start on it from the beginning, if anyone elsewants to start from like 5min in or something. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 21:00, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
:Everything past the 5 minute mark is my BITCH. A BITCH I must TRANSRIBE.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:03, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
::Ahaha his new stock insult is that WE are the autistics what the fuck. Somebody dig up some reaction photos of these comedians. Hopefully ones that are a mixture of confused, afraid and furious.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:20, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
:::Ah shit, I gotta go and not be glued in front of my computer like an autistic for a few hours. I transcribed up to 8:07. Someone pick up my slack.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:35, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
::::I've finished it. Since I didn't know most of the things Chris was quoting in badly performed impressions, I tried to look them up. I've left 2 gaps where I just had no idea what he was saying - I could pick out words but it would look better if someone who knew the quotes could fill them in. I linked most names to Wikipedia, to help those people out there who have never heard of the names Chris spouts out. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 01:04, 21 May 2010 (UTC)

: I got up to the point where he complains about the voice be whiney and hi-pitched... Couldn't take the irony --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 17:22, 20 May 2010 (EST)

== Cameos ==
Wall of originals, marge poster sailor moon poster, and guitar of fail cameos, also, no medal and he is still going bald 1:53, also, is it me or the angle of the camera makes Chris look like a Charger from LFD2? .[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 21:30, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

:It certainly looks like Chris has been using his right hand a lot more than his left. [[User:Sakanz|Sakanz]] 22:28, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

== The Shirt ==
Can we call this one "The Redneck"? It's the same getup that he had in his hookcafe pic so it deserves some recognition. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 21:32, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
*I prefer "Cool guy" because it's Chris's pathetic attempt to seem cool. Oh, I added a thing at the beginning mentioning some topics Chris brings up--[[User:WarOfTheBees|WarOfTheBees]] 21:38, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
**How about "The Poser"? --[[User:Sack Thaddic|Sack Thaddic]] 21:40, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
** maybe "The Homo" or "Flabby Arms" or "The rebel"[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 21:43, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
::*Actually, how about "Trucker Man". It fit Chris so well in the video when he failed at impersonating Larry the Cable Guy --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 22:03, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
:::* "The Trucker" sounds about right. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:22, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
::::*Voting for "The Trucker".--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:19, 21 May 2010 (UTC)
:::::*I also vote for "The Trucker."--[[User:SpaceScreaminJohn|SpaceScreaminJohn]] 20:18 20 May 2010 (PST)

==...==
Fucktard. He wants Jerry Seinfeld to make a video response to this. He thinks that A) He's worth Jerry's time. B) Jerry wastes his time on YouTube, as opposed to spending his time being rich (an enjoyable activity, or so I've heard). C) Jerry watches Chris' videos. D) Jerry would respond positively to this manchild. Fuck him. I've read pretty much every article on this wiki, and I've watched the vast majority of his videos. For some reason, this idea makes me more irritated with him than anything else he's done combined, maybe just because it's in the present, but also because it compounds the whole issue with this kid. I hate the fucker. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 22:33, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
:*And the kicker? Even if all of the above were true, Chris probably wouldn't watch it. Or, if a troll forced him too, he'd just say 'it's okay'. Awesome. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 23:52, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

==He misses the internet==
He misses the internet. He misses ''us''. How long can it be before he's back cursing trolls and zapping to the extreme? [[User:Baxter|Baxter]] 23:18, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
:I'll give him until August. That's usually when he comes back to the internet in full force. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 23:54, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
::I have the weird feeling that someone (Rocky) gave him strict rules for the content of his YouTube videos. Things like talking only about non-personal subjects like reflections on current news and shows. The first minute is quite reveleating; he WANTS to talk to the trolls. He's almost begging for it.. When his "Internet Probation" will be lifted, We will be treated with a couple of 'Tard-Rage videos. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 02:57, 21 May 2010 (UTC)

== Can anyone do a good Seinfeld impression? ==

We should have audio of Seinfeld performing Christian's material, except, you know, worded like actual sentences.
If no one else can do one, I guess I'll just try and do it. [[User:Graduon4eva|Graduon4eva]] 02:58, 21 May 2010 (UTC)

== THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE! ==

Maybe it's just me, but am I the only one who doesn't notice any difference between the two voice actresses on "The Cleveland Show." Maybe it's the horrible audio quality on Chris's PSEye, but I can't hear any difference. --SpaceScreaminJohn 03:23, 21 May 2010 (UTC)

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SpaceScreaminJohn:

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SpaceScreaminJohn:

[[File:BandiHog_Avatar.jpg]]

This is how I first found out about Christian Weston Chandler and the CWCki:

'''He11sing920's Epic Rant on Chris-chan''' [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USUge41zRqI]

There are times in which I have never found out about Chris-chan. I can argue that he was the reason why I failed Calculus II.

But anyway, I hope to contribute a bit to the CWCki and take part in the discussion pages.

The character above is my Sonic recolor, Bandihog. He was created by taking Crash Bandicoot and Sonic the Hedgehog and mixing them together. Does that mean it is an original creation?

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SpaceScreaminJohn:

User:SpaceScreaminJohn

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SpaceScreaminJohn:

This is how I first found out about Christian Weston Chandler and the CWCki:

'''He11sing920's Epic Rant on Chris-chan''' [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USUge41zRqI]

There are times in which I have never found out about Chris-chan. I can argue that he was the reason why I failed Calculus II.

But anyway, I hope to contribute a bit to the CWCki and take part in the discussion pages.

User:SpaceScreaminJohn

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SpaceScreaminJohn: Created page with '<gallery> Image:http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/089/7/0/BandiHog__a_Sonic_recolor____by_spacemtfan.jpg|This is my Sonic the Hedgehog recolor: Bandihog, a mixture of Crash …'

<gallery>
Image:http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/089/7/0/BandiHog__a_Sonic_recolor____by_spacemtfan.jpg|This is my Sonic the Hedgehog recolor: Bandihog, a mixture of Crash Bandicoot and Sonic the Hedgehog
Image:http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2010/121/7/1/Chaotic_Combo_by_spacemtfan.jpg|My version of the Chaotic Combo.
</gallery>

This is how I first found out about Christian Weston Chandler and the CWCki:

[[File:[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USUge41zRqI]]]

There are times in which I have never found out about Chris-chan. I can argue that he was the reason why I failed Calculus II.

But anyway, I hope to contribute a bit to the CWCki and take part in the discussion pages.

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Where's the video? --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 20:34, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
:It will be available soon. It's still processing [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URLwUjuNJYM] --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 20:36, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
::I see. I wonder if he'll bore us like with the last video. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 20:36, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

Oh god, I'm only a minute in and he's back to ranting about the Cleavland Show.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 20:47, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
:He's got to be the only fan of that show. I watched it before and I thought it was painfully unfunny. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 21:06, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
::: Same here, BreadGod. In many ways, "The Cleveland Show" is a lot like Sonichu. They're both unfunny, unoriginal, and were bad ideas to begin with. --[[User:SpaceScreaminJohn|SpaceScreaminJohn]] 17:34, 20 May 2010
Is it bad that I misread the title as "[[Recycling|Semen Flavored Condoms]]"? --[[User:Espanolic|Espanolic]] 21:00, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
:No. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 21:58, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

== Transcription ==
I'm going to make a start on it from the beginning, if anyone elsewants to start from like 5min in or something. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 21:00, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
:Everything past the 5 minute mark is my BITCH. A BITCH I must TRANSRIBE.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:03, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
::Ahaha his new stock insult is that WE are the autistics what the fuck. Somebody dig up some reaction photos of these comedians. Hopefully ones that are a mixture of confused, afraid and furious.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:20, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
:::Ah shit, I gotta go and not be glued in front of my computer like an autistic for a few hours. I transcribed up to 8:07. Someone pick up my slack.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:35, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

: I got up to the point where he complains about the voice be whiney and hi-pitched... Couldn't take the irony --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 17:22, 20 May 2010 (EST)

== Cameos ==
Wall of originals, marge poster sailor moon poster, and guitar of fail cameos, also, no medal and he is still going bald 1:53, also, is it me or the angle of the camera makes Chris look like a Charger from LFD2? .[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 21:30, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

:It certainly looks like Chris has been using his right hand a lot more than his left. [[User:Sakanz|Sakanz]] 22:28, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

== The Shirt ==
Can we call this one "The Redneck"? It's the same getup that he had in his hookcafe pic so it deserves some recognition. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 21:32, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
*I prefer "Cool guy" because it's Chris's pathetic attempt to seem cool. Oh, I added a thing at the beginning mentioning some topics Chris brings up--[[User:WarOfTheBees|WarOfTheBees]] 21:38, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
**How about "The Poser"? --[[User:Sack Thaddic|Sack Thaddic]] 21:40, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
** maybe "The Homo" or "Flabby Arms" or "The rebel"[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 21:43, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
::*Actually, how about "Trucker Man". It fit Chris so well in the video when he failed at impersonating Larry the Cable Guy --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 22:03, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
:::* "The Trucker" sounds about right. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:22, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

==...==
Fucktard. He wants Jerry Seinfeld to make a video response to this. He thinks that A) He's worth Jerry's time. B) Jerry wastes his time on YouTube, as opposed to spending his time being rich (an enjoyable activity, or so I've heard). C) Jerry watches Chris' videos. D) Jerry would respond positively to this manchild. Fuck him. I've read pretty much every article on this wiki, and I've watched the vast majority of his videos. For some reason, this idea makes me more irritated with him than anything else he's done combined, maybe just because it's in the present, but also because it compounds the whole issue with this kid. I hate the fucker. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 22:33, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
:*And the kicker? Even if all of the above were true, Chris probably wouldn't watch it. Or, if a troll forced him too, he'd just say 'it's okay'. Awesome. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 23:52, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

==He misses the internet==
He misses the internet. He misses ''us''. How long can it be before he's back cursing trolls and zapping to the extreme? [[User:Baxter|Baxter]] 23:18, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
:I'll give him until August. That's usually when he comes back to the internet in full force. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 23:54, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

Talk:PS3/How the PS3 is Hacked

2010-05-05T15:36:51Z

SpaceScreaminJohn:

You bitches, I wish I could make the god damn thing explode. This is the second best thing. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 03:15, 3 May 2010 (UTC)

* If Chris finds out about this, your secret plans are ruined! --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 05:52, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
** Clyde, have I mentioned that you are my hero? --[[User:SpaceScreaminJohn|SpaceScreaminJohn]] 08:35 5 May 2010 (PST)

Damn.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:54, 21 April 2010 (UTC)

Oh Clyde, you cad! -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 04:56, 21 April 2010 (UTC)

Clyde. I want your babies --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 05:23, 21 April 2010 (UTC)

How was his PS3 bugged? Who bugged it and when? --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 05:27, 21 April 2010 (UTC)
*It was bugged with a super duper secret thingamajig that sends stuff to us. How do you think we got all those leaked videos and whatnot? It's because of the PS3 bug, obviously, DURR. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:41, 21 April 2010 (UTC)

:* Fuck, I love that super secrit agent who was in there in those videos. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 05:52, 21 April 2010 (UTC)

:* Yeah, I know the PS3 was bugged. I was just wondering how it got in there. I guess it was probably the FA from those videos earlier, but I'm not sure when he found the time to open Chris's PS3, install the bug, and close it up without getting caught. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 06:14, 21 April 2010 (UTC)

Impressive. Most impressive. Clyde, you are indeed a genius. --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 10:45, 21 April 2010 (EST)

My mind is blown by this. While wannabes are making plans involving Trannies and shovels, REAL trolls bug his PS3! Chris is way too naive to figure this one out. Clyde, you are my new hero. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 17:08, 21 April 2010 (UTC)

Jesus Christ, Clyde, do you realize how dangerous this is? If Chris finds the bug and takes it to the cops, they might be able to trace it. This one operation might destroy the trolls once and for all. [[User:Kazmeyer|Kazmeyer]] 17:29, 21 April 2010 (UTC)
:This happens all the time - no one can be bothered to investigate anymore. If Chris called the police they would just tell him he was wasting their time. There's no trick to debugging this thing - even a total moron could do it. --[[User:LeninandMcCarthy|LeninandMcCarthy]] 03:09, 22 April 2010 (UTC)
::Although, from what I've heard, the technology can adapt pretty quickly, so once one bug is disabled it's almost impossible to hack the system again. Anyone know the details? --[[User:LeninandMcCarthy|LeninandMcCarthy]] 03:12, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

I have a question--how do I check to see if someone bugged my PS3? If so, I'd like instructions on how to remove the device.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 18:10, 21 April 2010 (UTC)
* This is a very simple procedure, actually. Simply clip the cables connecting it with a pair of wire cutters (or scissors or a knife if not available) and destroy it immediatly with a hammer. [[User:Wtv|Wtv]] 18:19, 21 April 2010 (UTC)
**Also remember to ensure they know your PSN account name so they can track who is bugging your PS3 & remove any information stored on your PSN account by the bug. I had one on my PS3 once and even after I removed and destroyed it they found a virus on my PSN that relayed information through the internet every time I logged on to the network. --[[User:Thorgnzorrg|Thorgnzorrg]] 04:45, 3 May 2010 (UTC)

Oh, Hells yeah! You done stepped up the game, that's what you did... [[User:Baxter|Baxter]] 19:41, 21 April 2010 (UTC)

Ha! Luckily, the Hexbox is far far FAR harder to hack, because [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2a1CzNGNdrs it's being watched from inside]. (The video also reveals why this bugging business in PS3 is really hard to pull off. Or maybe not that hard. Hats off.) --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 20:21, 21 April 2010 (UTC)

Oh my God...Mr. Cash, does this mean we will never see another file from that PS3? --[[User:LeninandMcCarthy|LeninandMcCarthy]] 03:59, 23 April 2010 (UTC)

How did you get access to his PS3 in the first place?
[[User:Dkd|Dkd]] 11:19, 3 May 2010 (UTC)

How long has that bug been in place? --[[User:Aldrasio|Aldrasio]] 14:13, 3 May 2010 (UTC)

You know what I think we need next? A tracking bug on his medallion and a hidden camera in his room. [[User:SparklingOrange|SparklingOrange]] 03:46, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
:I fully agree with this proposition. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 05:55, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
: I don't know if that's a good idea. Just how anxious are you to see Chris play with his duck? [[User:ElRodrigo|ElRodrigo]] 23:28, 4 May 2010 (UTC)

can we bug his phones next?--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 22:10, 4 May 2010 (UTC)

Really? Hack it again? Also, nice job posting what you're going to do on a website. He'll find out. Dumbass, their are other things you can do to troll him besides "bugging" his PS3.

Also, I deleted the page (HA HA). Because this a wiki, not somewhere where people can post about their stupid little petty promblems.

P.S.: I'm not Chris-Chan. I hate him just as much as you guys, and if I was him, I would be doing that stupid caps lock thing he does.

- Captainult

:Pretty useless thing to do since it's a wiki and a simple click can return the page to it's original state. But I give you credit for the effort, it's fun.--[[User:Blacksky01|Blacksky01]] 22:15, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
I hope he doesn't screw up his console if he finds out about the second part otherwise he'll just spend more of our money (any tax payer in the US of course) to buy another one, but there might be more tard rage if he does.--[[User:xxgtasaxx|xxgtasaxx]]

: He's gonna waste our money either way. we might as well make him rage while were at it --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 10:06, 5 May 2010 (EST)

Talk:Twitter

2010-03-15T22:53:32Z

SpaceScreaminJohn: /* I think Chris got his Twitter hacked */

Talk:Twitter

2010-03-15T22:51:00Z

SpaceScreaminJohn: /* I think Chris got his Twitter hacked */

Talk:Twitter

2010-03-15T19:18:17Z

SpaceScreaminJohn: