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Giant Penis Comic

2010-05-18T00:12:35Z

Spaghettiluigi: /* Gallery */

The '''Giant Penis Comic''' (officially '''Sonichu Comic Special 3''', also known colloquially as '''PENIS COMIC''' in the [[Audiobooks]] adaptation) is a short comic drawn by [[Chris]], depicting his [[sex|wedding-night]] with [[Ivy]]. It was hacked and published by [[The Miscreants]] on [[2009#April|April 29, 2009]]. It is notable for having a possible outline of Chris's penis.

==Story==
[[Image:SchuComicSP3P5.jpg|thumb|right|The Giant Penis in question.]]
Following the events of Chris and Ivy's wedding, Chris meets with Ivy's father [[Keino]] who, it is worth noting, looks eerily like [[Things_Chris_has_ripped_off#Home_movies|coach John McGuirk]] from Adult Swim's [http://intensities.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/coach-mcguirk2.jpg Home Movies]. Chris immediately begins brown-nosing his new father-in-law, displaying the utmost respect to both the man and the uniform. (This is especially hilarious considering Chris's issues with [[Jerkops]] and [[Bagget]] in particular.) Keino launches into a speech about what a great man Chris is and how he admires the tribulations our hero has endured. He entrusts Ivy to Chris's "strong, capable hands," which makes no sense, as usually the father of the bride gives his blessing ''before'' the wedding; instead we have Keino granting Chris permission to fuck his daughter (because who wouldn't want to read a porn comic that had their father in it?).

We then see Chris and Ivy checking into the Double-CWC Hotel (confirming that we are indeed in [[CWCville]]), where Chris has reserved a luxurious penthouse suite (even though the exterior of the hotel does not show a penthouse, nor do we see that their "suite" contains any more than one room). Chris has of course thought of everything—the room is set up with no fewer than five [[dirty crapped briefs|Glade Plug-Ins brand air fresheners]], and they will be sharing a meal of grilled chicken, mashed potatoes, greens and chocolate pudding.

Chris carries Ivy over the threshold and they are almost immediately naked. Chris stands, displaying his almighty [[pickle]], which turns out to be ''gigantic'', as in an [[duck|HUEG]] third leg. This depiction of his penis looks to be life-size, as if Chris studied and traced it and was told to give special attention to its crookedness. Anime speed lines seem to whiz past both Chris and Ivy's naked forms, suggesting that they are about to lose their respective virginities in a high-speed collision. A disturbingly intense study will reveal that the speedlines are only there to cover up the fact that Chris began to draw a huge scrotum, still visible as a half-circle, complete with pubes to go with his amazing duck, using the speedlines to conceal the half-finished pubes (that go off at different angles). Also the head of the penis is the same size as his actual head.

The newlyweds copulate for all of one panel before they both transform—Chris into [[Chris-chan Sonichu]], and Ivy into some as-yet-unnamed fursona. The two wretched creatures assume the doggy-style position, and make love into the wee hours. As they achieve simultaneous orgasms, both Chris and Ivy have stars in their eyes as they share the solemn thought of thanking [[Christian Weston Chandler|God]] for allowing them to find true furfag happiness.

The comic ends with the two gorging themselves on their ten-dollar chicken dinner, making a toast with wine glasses filled with [[CWC Orange Soda]], and [[Semen|God knows what else.]] Chris and Ivy share a feeble attempt at humor that was lifted from [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpjHayAQHqc Home Movies].
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==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
Image:SchuComicSP3P1.jpg|HEY BRENDON, why am I in a shitty comic by an autistic kid?
Image:SchuComicSP3P2.jpg|Ivy used too much botox. Also, note the fantastic dinner and dessert planned
Image:SchuComicSP3P3.jpg|Air fresheners are a big turn on: use eight of them!
Image:SchuComicSP3P4.jpg|Chris's extraordinary sense of dimension has finally got him laid. His magically changing shirt was probably a big help too.
Image:SchuComicSP3P5.jpg|Chris can't escape his bent [[dick]] even in his comics.
Image:SchuComicSP3P6.jpg|Then the yiffing commences. Notice Chris draws himself and Ivy better as furfags than as real people.
Image:SchuComicSP3P7.jpg|THANK YOU GOD! It's over!
Image:SchuComicSP3P8.jpg|Jaunty banter, after-sex banter.
</gallery></center>

==Links==
*[http://www.megaupload.com/?d=UBO4NR0H Download the Giant Penis Comic]

{{Sonichu}}

[[Category:Sonichu]]
[[Category:Comic]]

Giant Penis Comic

2010-05-18T00:11:58Z

Spaghettiluigi: /* Gallery */

The '''Giant Penis Comic''' (officially '''Sonichu Comic Special 3''', also known colloquially as '''PENIS COMIC''' in the [[Audiobooks]] adaptation) is a short comic drawn by [[Chris]], depicting his [[sex|wedding-night]] with [[Ivy]]. It was hacked and published by [[The Miscreants]] on [[2009#April|April 29, 2009]]. It is notable for having a possible outline of Chris's penis.

==Story==
[[Image:SchuComicSP3P5.jpg|thumb|right|The Giant Penis in question.]]
Following the events of Chris and Ivy's wedding, Chris meets with Ivy's father [[Keino]] who, it is worth noting, looks eerily like [[Things_Chris_has_ripped_off#Home_movies|coach John McGuirk]] from Adult Swim's [http://intensities.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/coach-mcguirk2.jpg Home Movies]. Chris immediately begins brown-nosing his new father-in-law, displaying the utmost respect to both the man and the uniform. (This is especially hilarious considering Chris's issues with [[Jerkops]] and [[Bagget]] in particular.) Keino launches into a speech about what a great man Chris is and how he admires the tribulations our hero has endured. He entrusts Ivy to Chris's "strong, capable hands," which makes no sense, as usually the father of the bride gives his blessing ''before'' the wedding; instead we have Keino granting Chris permission to fuck his daughter (because who wouldn't want to read a porn comic that had their father in it?).

We then see Chris and Ivy checking into the Double-CWC Hotel (confirming that we are indeed in [[CWCville]]), where Chris has reserved a luxurious penthouse suite (even though the exterior of the hotel does not show a penthouse, nor do we see that their "suite" contains any more than one room). Chris has of course thought of everything—the room is set up with no fewer than five [[dirty crapped briefs|Glade Plug-Ins brand air fresheners]], and they will be sharing a meal of grilled chicken, mashed potatoes, greens and chocolate pudding.

Chris carries Ivy over the threshold and they are almost immediately naked. Chris stands, displaying his almighty [[pickle]], which turns out to be ''gigantic'', as in an [[duck|HUEG]] third leg. This depiction of his penis looks to be life-size, as if Chris studied and traced it and was told to give special attention to its crookedness. Anime speed lines seem to whiz past both Chris and Ivy's naked forms, suggesting that they are about to lose their respective virginities in a high-speed collision. A disturbingly intense study will reveal that the speedlines are only there to cover up the fact that Chris began to draw a huge scrotum, still visible as a half-circle, complete with pubes to go with his amazing duck, using the speedlines to conceal the half-finished pubes (that go off at different angles). Also the head of the penis is the same size as his actual head.

The newlyweds copulate for all of one panel before they both transform—Chris into [[Chris-chan Sonichu]], and Ivy into some as-yet-unnamed fursona. The two wretched creatures assume the doggy-style position, and make love into the wee hours. As they achieve simultaneous orgasms, both Chris and Ivy have stars in their eyes as they share the solemn thought of thanking [[Christian Weston Chandler|God]] for allowing them to find true furfag happiness.

The comic ends with the two gorging themselves on their ten-dollar chicken dinner, making a toast with wine glasses filled with [[CWC Orange Soda]], and [[Semen|God knows what else.]] Chris and Ivy share a feeble attempt at humor that was lifted from [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpjHayAQHqc Home Movies].
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==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
Image:SchuComicSP3P1.jpg|HEY BRENDON, why am I in a shitty comic by an autistic kid?
Image:SchuComicSP3P2.jpg|Ivy used too much botox. Also, note the fantastic dinner and dessert planned
Image:SchuComicSP3P3.jpg|Air fresheners are a big turn on: use eight of them!
Image:SchuComicSP3P4.jpg|Chris's extraordinary sense of dimension has finally got him laid. His magically changing shirt was probably a big help too.
Image:SchuComicSP3P5.jpg|Chris can't escape his bent [[duck]] even in his comics.
Image:SchuComicSP3P6.jpg|Then the yiffing commences. Notice Chris draws himself and Ivy better as furfags than as real people.
Image:SchuComicSP3P7.jpg|THANK YOU GOD! It's over!
Image:SchuComicSP3P8.jpg|Jaunty banter, after-sex banter.
</gallery></center>

==Links==
*[http://www.megaupload.com/?d=UBO4NR0H Download the Giant Penis Comic]

{{Sonichu}}

[[Category:Sonichu]]
[[Category:Comic]]

05142010

2010-05-15T22:40:02Z

Spaghettiluigi: /* Transcript */

{{Rename}}

'''05142010''' is a 15 [[May 2010]] video where [[Chris]] bores his fanbase by discussing the [[death]] of a girl [http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/maryland/baltimore-county/bs-virginia-lacrosse-20100515,0,7921868.story|girl who was murdered by her boyfriend] after [[Matthew_5_27,_CWC_Confessions|cheating]] on him. The girl in question attended the [[University of Virginia]] located in [[Charlottesville]], which seems to be the only reason why Chris knows or cares about her. After this, he goes on to blame the trolls and autism for his problems with females.

In this video, a new shirt emerges which seems to say "I got what I deserve." However the last word is partially illegible due to it being stuck between his rolls of stomach [[McDonalds|fat]].

==Video==

{{Infobox/video
| name = 05142010
| video = {{#ev:youtube|IThZIRAMNbc}}
| stardate = 15 May 2010
| subject = {{Autism|Life}}
| style = {{Tragedy|text}}
| shirt = Pity Shirt
| previous = [[100_2178]]
| next = Current
}}

==Transcript==

[''A loud fan is humming in the background.'']

[[Captain's log]], the 14th of, uh May, 2010. [''adjusts his glasses''] I would like to take this, uh, brief moment to... talk about, uh, a loca- local... recent events. Like, uh, yeah, I understand... recen- I understand recently that there was a girl who was, uh, murdered at UPA by her ex-boyfriend. She was on the lacrosse team. [''glasses removal''] It was very sad... for a- for a woman. He just kicked the door in and banged her head against the wall, and totally ruined her right side and- right side of her head. She died from that.

And then she- and then he [[Chris and English|tooked]] her computer, 'cause apparently there was some... there was an email on there that he sent her. And he didn't want that to get out. Sure got out by now. [''pause''] That's very sad. I h- and I, uh, hope that- I hope that, if they haven't done so already, that the lacrosse team for UP- for UPA... wins, in memory of that- in memory of that girl.

And yeah, it was not an accident. He- as, as so that the, uh, dude claims to say as it was. 'Cause if he had not- if he had no intention of killing her, he would- he would not have banged her against the wall. No accident. He should get a whole- she'd get like 20 years in jail. That's what he deserves for that. He deserves jail time and hard time... banging rocks, making license plates. So he can repay... debt to society for... the ''shock'' from this girl's murder.

And also, uh... yeah, uh, also the other events around the world, uh... yeah, slip in mind right now, but... I am- well, I do watch the news. And, uh, when I have a thought about a recent event I feel is of, uh... good tal- of, uh, worth my talkin' about, then I will. I will record it, and I will... talk about it.

And also, yeah. [[Autism]] the ner- a little mention about that from my point of view. Uh, ap- apparently, uh, not- not just- uh, the fact that we are unable to soc- unable to socialize... but at least from my point of view, uh... in a crowded- in a crowded event or section, very crowded, where it's not easy for me to [[Chris and his ego|get much attention]]... I- I just wa- I just likely tend to freeze up vocally. I, uh, I can pretty much, uh, do body language fair enough, but it's like... can't get a word out... of my throat. I mean, not even so much as a hello.

[''puts his fist to his forehead, apparently [[stress]]ed'']

[[Lie|I am not a bad man]]. I am not- have no... intention- uh, anything negative of that sort. I'm just ver- I'm just... damn shy from the autism. Freezing me up. And I am working on that. I just... need he- I just need help from... my-- I just need help from my fr- from my ''real'' friends, real people... 'Cause I can't just expect... women that fall into my lap like that. I mean, if was that easy, then- if it was that easy, then... at this point, especially over the Internet... Definitely be [[Julie|an]] [[Ivy|action]] [[Kacey|of a]] [[Sydney Contacts|troll]], so... I can tell- I can tell the difference right there.

Made me paranoid... you did... damn trolls.

[''puts his glasses back on''] Leave you all with that for today, and, uhh... wait 'til another day when I have another thought about recent events. [''flashes the peace sign, then reaches to turn off the camera''] Have a good day.

{{-}}
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{{Videos}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

==References==
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05142010

2010-05-15T22:39:12Z

Spaghettiluigi: /* Transcript */

{{Rename}}

'''05142010''' is a 15 [[May 2010]] video where [[Chris]] bores his fanbase by discussing the [[death]] of a girl [http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/maryland/baltimore-county/bs-virginia-lacrosse-20100515,0,7921868.story|girl who was murdered by her boyfriend] after [[Matthew_5_27,_CWC_Confessions|cheating]] on him. The girl in question attended the [[University of Virginia]] located in [[Charlottesville]], which seems to be the only reason why Chris knows or cares about her. After this, he goes on to blame the trolls and autism for his problems with females.

In this video, a new shirt emerges which seems to say "I got what I deserve." However the last word is partially illegible due to it being stuck between his rolls of stomach [[McDonalds|fat]].

==Video==

{{Infobox/video
| name = 05142010
| video = {{#ev:youtube|IThZIRAMNbc}}
| stardate = 15 May 2010
| subject = {{Autism|Life}}
| style = {{Tragedy|text}}
| shirt = Pity Shirt
| previous = [[100_2178]]
| next = Current
}}

==Transcript==

[''A loud fan is humming in the background.'']

[[Captain's log]], the 14th of, uh May, 2010. [''adjusts his glasses''] I would like to take this, uh, brief moment to... talk about, uh, a coupla- uckle... recent events. Like, uh, yeah, I understand... recen- I understand recently that there was a girl who was, uh, murdered at UPA by her ex-boyfriend. She was on the lacrosse team. [''glasses removal''] It was very sad... for a- for a woman. He just kicked the door in and banged her head against the wall, and totally ruined her right side and- right side of her head. She died from that.

And then she- and then he [[Chris and English|tooked]] her computer, 'cause apparently there was some... there was an email on there that he sent her. And he didn't want that to get out. Sure got out by now. [''pause''] That's very sad. I h- and I, uh, hope that- I hope that, if they haven't done so already, that the lacrosse team for UP- for UPA... wins, in memory of that- in memory of that girl.

And yeah, it was not an accident. He- as, as so that the, uh, dude claims to say as it was. 'Cause if he had not- if he had no intention of killing her, he would- he would not have banged her against the wall. No accident. He should get a whole- she'd get like 20 years in jail. That's what he deserves for that. He deserves jail time and hard time... banging rocks, making license plates. So he can repay... debt to society for... the ''shock'' from this girl's murder.

And also, uh... yeah, uh, also the other events around the world, uh... yeah, slip in mind right now, but... I am- well, I do watch the news. And, uh, when I have a thought about a recent event I feel is of, uh... good tal- of, uh, worth my talkin' about, then I will. I will record it, and I will... talk about it.

And also, yeah. [[Autism]] the ner- a little mention about that from my point of view. Uh, ap- apparently, uh, not- not just- uh, the fact that we are unable to soc- unable to socialize... but at least from my point of view, uh... in a crowded- in a crowded event or section, very crowded, where it's not easy for me to [[Chris and his ego|get much attention]]... I- I just wa- I just likely tend to freeze up vocally. I, uh, I can pretty much, uh, do body language fair enough, but it's like... can't get a word out... of my throat. I mean, not even so much as a hello.

[''puts his fist to his forehead, apparently [[stress]]ed'']

[[Lie|I am not a bad man]]. I am not- have no... intention- uh, anything negative of that sort. I'm just ver- I'm just... damn shy from the autism. Freezing me up. And I am working on that. I just... need he- I just need help from... my-- I just need help from my fr- from my ''real'' friends, real people... 'Cause I can't just expect... women that fall into my lap like that. I mean, if was that easy, then- if it was that easy, then... at this point, especially over the Internet... Definitely be [[Julie|an]] [[Ivy|action]] [[Kacey|of a]] [[Sydney Contacts|troll]], so... I can tell- I can tell the difference right there.

Made me paranoid... you did... damn trolls.

[''puts his glasses back on''] Leave you all with that for today, and, uhh... wait 'til another day when I have another thought about recent events. [''flashes the peace sign, then reaches to turn off the camera''] Have a good day.

{{-}}
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[100 2178]]|nextlink=Current}}
{{Videos}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

==References==
<references />

05142010

2010-05-15T22:25:45Z

Spaghettiluigi: /* Transcript */

{{Rename}}

'''05142010''' is a 15 [[May 2010]] video where [[Chris]] bores his fanbase by discussing the [[death]] of a girl [http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/maryland/baltimore-county/bs-virginia-lacrosse-20100515,0,7921868.story|girl who was murdered by her boyfriend] after [[Matthew_5_27,_CWC_Confessions|cheating]] on him. The girl in question attended the [[University of Virginia]] located in [[Charlottesville]], which seems to be the only reason why Chris knows or cares about her. After this, he goes on to blame the trolls and autism for his problems with females.

In this video, a new shirt emerges which seems to say "I got what I deserve." However the last word is partially illegible due to it being stuck between his rolls of stomach [[McDonalds|fat]].

==Video==

{{Infobox/video
| name = 05142010
| video = {{#ev:youtube|IThZIRAMNbc}}
| stardate = 15 May 2010
| subject = {{Autism|Life}}
| style = {{Tragedy|text}}
| shirt = Pity Shirt
| previous = [[100_2178]]
| next = Current
}}

==Transcript==

[''A loud fan is humming in the background.'']

[[Captain's log]], the 14th of, uh May, 2010. [''adjusts his glasses''] I would like to take this, uh, brief moment to... talk about, uh, a coupla- uckle... recent events. Like, uh, yeah, I understand... recen- I understand recently that there was a girl who was, uh, murdered at UPA by her ex-boyfriend. She was on the lacrosse team. [''glasses removal''] It was very sad... for a- for a woman. He just kicked the door in and banged her head against the wall, and totally removed her right side and- right side of her head. She died from that.

And then she- and then he [[Chris and English|tooked]] her computer, 'cause apparently there was some... there was an email on there that he sent her. And he didn't want that to get out. Sure got out by now. [''pause''] That's very sad. I hope- and I, uh, hope that- I hope that the [''unintelligible''] UP- that the lacrosse team for UP- for UPA... wins, in memory of that- in memory of that girl.

And yeah, it was not an accident. He- as, as so that the, uh, dude claims to say otherwise. 'Cause if he had not- if he had no intention of killing her, he would- he would not have banged her against the wall. No accident. He should get a whole- she'd get like 20 years in jail. That's what he deserves for that. Think he deserves jailtime and hard time... banging rocks, making license plates. So he can repay... debt to society for... the ''shock'' of this girl's murder.

And also, uh... yeah, uh, also the other events around the world, uh... yeah, something in mind right now, but... I am- well, I do watch the news. And, uh, when I have a thought about a recent event I feel is of, uh... good tal- of, uh, worth my talkin' about, then I will. I will record it, and I will... talk about it.

And also, yeah. [[Autism]] the ner- a little mention about that from my point of view. Uh, ap- apparently, uh, au- autist... uh, the fact that we are unable to soc- unable to socialize... but at least from my point of view, uh... in a crap it's- in a crowded event or secton, very crowded, where it's not easy for me to [[Chris and his ego|get much attention]]... I- I just real- I just likely tend to freeze up vocally. I, uh, I can pretty much, uh, do body language fair enough, but it's ;ole... can't get a word out... of my throat. I mean, not even so much as a hello.

[''puts his fist to his forehead, apparently [[stress]]ed'']

[[Lie|I am not a bad man]]. I am not- have no... intention- uh, anything that I could have of that sort. I'm just ver- I'm just... damn shy from the autism. Freezing me up. And I am working on that. I just... need he- I just need help from... my-- I just need help from my fr- from my ''real'' friends, real people... 'Cause I can't just respect... women that fall into my lap like that. I mean, if was that easy, then- if it was that easy, then... at this point, especially over the Internet... Definitely be [[Julie|an]] [[Ivy|action]] [[Kacey|of a]] [[Sydney Contacts|troll]], so... I can tell- I can tell the difference right there.

Made me paranoid... you did... damn trolls.

[''puts his glasses back on''] Leave you all with that for today, and, uhh... wait 'til another day when I have another thought about recent events. [''flashes the peace sign, then reaches to turn off the camera''] Have a good day.

{{-}}
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[100 2178]]|nextlink=Current}}
{{Videos}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

==References==
<references />