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==ohinternet==
Should we include a da update about ED and ohinternet considering their past relationship? [[Supersheep|Supersheep]] 23:38, 19 April 2011 (EST)

==Happy Sonichu Day!==

Is Sonichu 11 or 23? Also, is it possible to make the Sonichu page the now article? --[[User:TheIronFjord|TheIronFjord]] 21:33, 16 March 2011 (PDT)

==PSN Tracker==
I have Chris on my friends list on the PSTriple.
How would I go about contributing to the PSN tracker? [[User:Dillon627|Dillon627]] 06:30, 28 January 2011 (PST)

==Protect the templates==
Seeing how the main page itself is protected, why not protect the templates as well? [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 16:49, 11 September 2010 (PDT)
*There's already cascading protection for all the front page templates. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:51, 11 September 2010 (PDT)
*Stop freaking out about this spammer shit, Champ has it under control --[[User:Megaman|Megaman]] 16:53, 11 September 2010 (PDT)

== new vid ==

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzAJvMKQeJA&feature=player_embedded

can't add news so there you go--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 13:38, 16 September 2010 (PDT)

==Can this be the new Quote of the Now, please?==

{{quote|I've learned... from my father; he taught and showed me which male ends go into which female ends.|Wallflower E-mails.}}

[[User:Bunsteaks|Bunsteaks]] 13:28, 25 September 2010 (PDT)
I'm for this too.
[[User:Theiselybors|Theiselybros]] 02:10, 21 October 2010 (EST)

*Ironically, I vote this for today. --[[User:MissMeg|MissMeg]] 15:11, 10 September 2011 (PDT)

==I suggest this for the Video of the Now==

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmFHPbaNT04 [[User:Xavier|Xavier]] 07:37, 28 September 2010 (PDT)

Since there's a white space in the Video of the Now (at least on my computer) why not feature this video? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoqjN3amRD4
--[[User:Vofdoom38|VofDoom38]] 17:44, 21 October 2010 (PDT)

== Project Map Fucking Everything ==

Started up this project and got a lot of things mapped down.

http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?hl=en&gl=us&ptab=2&ie=UTF8&oe=UTF8&msa=0&msid=116038930500742252038.0004949e055d81dc61c0b

I'd like to get all of the places he mentions/visits/films/rapes marked down on the map, but there's a lot of videos and some of them I never wish to see again. So, it's open collaboration and anyone with a Google account can edit it. Feel free to login and mark down different areas he's visited. Just try to be logical and succinct when adding locations. Don't need every McDonald's marked down. When doing videos of him travelling, try to figure out the path with a line and mark at least one end of it.

Now, a question:
Should we make a page for the full map or just link it in the bottom of the "Locations" divs on the other pages?
-- [[User:Arius|Arius]] 13:49, 9 November 2010 (PST)

*Put it on the locations template. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 13:53, 9 November 2010 (PST)
**Done. Couldn't think of a better name than Chris's World. -- [[User:Arius|Arius]] 14:11, 9 November 2010 (PST)

== Sports ==

Is there any inclination that Chris is into any kind of sport or professional sports team? I asked this on the main page because I don't know where else to ask it.
*Sign your fucking posts god damn. Also, no. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 04:18, 14 November 2010 (PST)

== Slight Error ==
Chris hasn't gone 5 days without the internet, he logged into youtube 2 1/2 days after he posted the leaving video.
[[User:Theiselybors|Theiselybros]] 19:46, 26 November 2010 (EST)
:Probably should have discussed this before just removing the counter... [[User:Smtp|Smtp]] 17:02, 26 November 2010 (PST)
::It's a non-pedantic count. We're really focusing on how many days he's gone without making a video - which Chris equates to "being on the Internet". --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 21:30, 26 November 2010 (PST)
:::Yeah, why is the counter back? I don't know how to re-implement that sort of thing or I would. --[[User:Bluedeanie|Bluedeanie]] 16:18, 17 December 2010 (PST)

== Vandalism? ==
Some guy named [[User:Trueandhonest]] has been going around vandalizing pages lately, claiming to be Chris-chan himself. Most likely it's a troll, but I just wanted to point that out. [[User:N. Onymous|N. Onymous]] 15:33, 30 November 2010 (PST)

== Does Christian Who Cares know this?==
I don't remember his surname. Does he know that the creator of Pokémon has [[aspergers]]? At least Wikipedia's article says so... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satoshi_Tajiri --[[User:Doctor Whatever|Doctor Whatever]] 16:21, 4 December 2010 (PST)
* It seems that you just answered your own question. As to whether or not Chris knows, I honestly don't think he even cares. He justifies things when it allows him to continue his current lifestyle. He'd probably just say "Well I guess there are some exceptions" and move on. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 16:39, 4 December 2010 (PST)
** You're right, I should have figured that out. Theres an article about his hypocresy, but its not really necesary to read it; it takes about three seconds of reading this wiki to realize that he's the biggest of hypocrites...--[[User:Doctor Whatever|Doctor Whatever]] 17:46, 4 December 2010 (PST)

==CWCki is pretty dead==
Chris isn't coming back, at least not for a long time. Despite this, there are a shitton of new editors who drop by every other day and fuck up articles. The only reason I'm really still here is to fix up the edits of these new editors. I think we should start finding the good articles on the wiki and either lock them or put a template saying not to fuck with it a la ED. As articles get fixed up, they get locked down, at least until Chris comes back (if he ever does, anyway). I get that it might take some time or whatever, but it would help preserve the CWCki should Chris never come back or I die or something. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 12:11, 11 December 2010 (PST)
*Well it was just a matter of time until he would end up in a mental hospital. I always told him so, but whatever. I agree though, that there are probably many articles, that can be protected, especially all the videos, mails, phone calls, chatlogs and whatnot.--[[User:Sonichu|Sonichu]] 19:09, 12 December 2010 (PST)
::I'd push for the templating approach rather than protecting. Article protection should be used sparingly. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 05:00, 14 December 2010 (PST)
:::After seeing old articles being still corrected here and there, I tend to agree. Maybe this Chris-free time isn't so bad after all. Gives us time to look through all the old articles.--[[User:Sonichu|Sonichu]] 16:51, 14 December 2010 (PST)
::::You guys have gone from reporting the antics of a potential criminal to stalking a retard. Really it's pathetic. Do we need to know about uneventful sightings at the mall or his activity on PSN? That sounds like having less of a life than Chris does. Every lolcow eventually dies down and CWC is finished. This isn't like that point when everyone thought he was done for but came back, this is it.--[[User:Goatselover|Goatselover]] 18:05, 29 December 2010 (PST)
:::::Obviously you know something we don't. Go on, enlighten us. [[User:Sonichu|Sonichu]] 21:08, 29 December 2010 (PST)
:::::First, as Champ said pretty much RIGHT below this, this page is about improving the main page exclusively. Take it to Offshore CWCki. I think your targets are probably mostly there. As far as I'm aware, the people remaining here are dedicated to the wiki, rather than devoted to coming up with new ways to stalk Chris.
::::::It's not even about concerning ourselves with how next to foil Chris' Heart-Meter. This is about the chronicling
::::::and archiving of this entire man-child's existence for the benefit and hilarity of all future new-fags
::::::--[[User:Boosegumps|Boosegumps]] 03:40, 19 January 2011 (PST)

== Sightings ==

Okay, question, as a field agent who is seeming to have multiple run ins with Chris (was the guy who took the kroger pic and I commonly see him when he comes into my work) Where should I put my sightings so I am not cluttering up the other pages? [[User:CFA|CFA]]CFA
:1. Sign posts with 4 tildes (<nowiki>~~~~</nowiki>) if you want to avoid typing all that shit every time.
:2. [[User:CFA/Whateverthefuck]] is usually the best place to put your stuff.
:On another note, I appreciate that CFA is the name of the guy who took that pic, but that doesn't necessarily prove that it's you. Expect people to be critical of that statement. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 01:20, 16 December 2010 (PST)

*I did sign with 4 and I posted it up on the offshore first. Secondly, I asked because there is no article on sightings. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 10:38, 16 December 2010 (PST)CFA
::Signing with 4 tildes yields a timestamp. Always. There was no timestamp. The point I was making was that yeah, the guy on offshore is called CFA. However, you just made your account here and there's nothing stopping someone other than offshore's CFA from taking the username. As a result of this, even if there were a "sightings" article, you still wouldn't be able to just dump new shit there because there's no confirmation that you are who you say you are. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 11:10, 16 December 2010 (PST)
*alright, then what would constituent proof for you guys? [[User:CFA|CFA]] 12:03, 16 December 2010 (PST)CFA
::I'd say photos ^^ [[User:Sonichu|Sonichu]] 16:01, 16 December 2010 (PST)
:*photos of what? My page on offshore or something else? [[User:CFA|CFA]] 17:56, 16 December 2010 (PST)CFA
::Gee, I don't know, maybe ''the picture you originally uploaded to Offshore CWCki''? --[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 22:39, 16 December 2010 (PST)
::I think the best picture to upload would be proof that you can log into CFA's account on Offshore. If you have any new pics, those work too, but I don't expect you to have to do too much work for this. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 11:07, 17 December 2010 (PST)
*[[Image:CFA offshore.png|300px]] [[User:CFA|CFA]] 12:41, 17 December 2010 (PST)CFA

:*In the future, posts like this go in the Community Portal and not here. This discussion page strictly involves improving the main page.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:33, 19 December 2010 (PST)
*My apologies [[User:CFA|CFA]] 20:54, 19 December 2010 (PST)CFA

== Is This Chris? ==

He apparently stalked the shit out of liquid Chris therefore leading him to know his whereabouts along with his real name. So, he decided to post a video about it for some "troll busting".

Here's his channel:
[http://www.youtube.com/user/CarlosChantor]

- 06:33 (CST) January 6,2011

I doubt it. I mean, do you see him putting together such a coherent video and hacking someone's facebook. The only Chris-like thing about it is that they got the wrong one of the twins pegged as Liquid.....

ARIGOLD17 WHO CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO SIGN POSTS- 3:30 (EST) January 14, 2011

== ps3 tracker change ==

the ps3 tracker says jan.7.2010 when it should be jan.7.2011. just pointing that out. [[User:Carnival Vexillarius|Carnival Vexillarius]] 10:06, 8 January 2011 (PST)

== Shojo letters ==

[[File:Shoujobeatchrischanletter.jpg]]
[[File:Shoujobeatchrischanletterreply.jpg|Right]]
*Front page, y/n? [[User:CFA|CFA]] 15:18, 26 January 2011 (PST)CFA
<s>If it's legit I'd say front page material, I know Chris watches anime, but somehow I can't see him reading manga. I think he'd be too frustrated to figure out that you read it back to front. I think this might be a troll impersonating him</s> Never mind it says 23, so no one really knew about him, so it's probably legit.[[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 06:06, 1 March 2011 (PST)

== Potential Video of the Now? ==

Some pickle-related drama, brought to you by ''The Kids in the Hall''.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECAvZTcaQew

-- [[User:Elliecoral|Elliecoral]] 12:31 2 February 2011

*For future reference, this should go [[Template talk:Video of the now|here]]. The thing about the video is that Chris hasn't used the "pickle" euphemism, as far as I can tell, since 2008 or maybe early 2009. It's just a really out-of-date term. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 12:12, 2 February 2011 (PST)

== Not sure if it goes here but ==

*First, no pics (due to working at the time) but Chris came in with Rocky. But here is the thing, he was with a group of special needs folks around his age, seems Rocky has gotten him to socialize with other special needs folks, that or the strange girl he sat across from was friendly with him. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 19:30, 25 February 2011 (PST)CFA
:Get pics next time. No, really. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 19:32, 25 February 2011 (PST)
:Oh and also, this is the wrong place to do this. This is about improving the main page. Put it [[CWCki:General|here]] or something. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 19:38, 25 February 2011 (PST)
*Thanks and as for pics, it was out of the blue, did not expect to see him that day (he normally comes in on saturday between 3 and 4.)[[User:CFA|CFA]] 18:28, 27 February 2011 (PST)CFA

==Userboxes==
*Would anybody have a problem with organizing the userboxes, like Trollboxes category would contain Clyde's, Vivian's, Jack's ect. Description/identitiy boxes, like all the ones that say this user is a x, like the American, straight, hikikomori. Then like title boxes like admin, grammar nazi, ect. I could organize them, but it'd take me a while cause I'm busy during the week.[[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 13:11, 2 March 2011 (PST)

== da update should be first ==

ps3 tracker later, or maybe just merged. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 15:39, 2 March 2011 (PST)
:I spent a while messing around with it today trying to find a better way to organize it, but I couldn't figure out how to change whether something's on the right or left side of the page. I guess switching the two wouldn't be too difficult because they're in the same box. No complaints here. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 15:41, 2 March 2011 (PST)

Just rid of the ps3 tracker, it's not even no longer updated. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 04:41, 7 April 2011 (PDT)
:I found out how to do everything that I didn't understand, but [[User:Freecell/Main Page|what I did with it]] still looks bad. I agree that Da Update should go first (and the quote of the now shouldn't take up so much space and the News/Improvement Project should go higher), but I'm not sure it can be moved without making everything else look bad. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 04:48, 7 April 2011 (PDT)
*I personally would have Da Update be first but Clyde insists that the PSN Tracker is more important. Take your complaints to him.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:11, 20 April 2011 (PDT)

==Seriously==
*What the fuck happened yesterday? What was with the creepy girl? Why was everything 404'd, though some of the 404 pages were funny.
: Seems like the server was just down. I'm not an admin so I don't really know. But the creepy girl has always been what you see when you specifically go to cogsdev.org or sonichu.com[[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 05:51, 17 March 2011 (PDT)
*I was just trying to check this site yesterday and I saw that ''thing'' instead. I can upload a pic of it, but... Was it supposed to be Little Red Riding Hood or some shit? [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] 09:26, 17 March 2011 (PDT)
:: I JUST tried and the weird Little Girls was there and then I re-loaded the page and it was fine... dunno. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 15:43, 17 March 2011 (PDT)
::: [http://www.sonichu.com/buletta.jpg picture] Based on the filename it's supposed to be [http://capcom.wikia.com/wiki/Baby_Bonnie_Hood Buletta/B.B.Hood] from Darkstalkers. --[[User:Digital|Digital]] 16:27, 17 March 2011 (PDT)
:::: Y<s>eah any time I've tried to follow my bookmark link that is set up to cogsdev.org, which has ''always'' worked, mind you, it now takes me to the BB Hood image after trying to redirect to sonichu.com. In order to actually get to the site I have to google CWCKI and find a random page and then backtrack to the main page. Am I doing something horribly wrong somehow?</s> As of my having written this, it'a back to normal now. Weird. Disregard me I am a buffoon.--[[User:Bluedeanie|Bluedeanie]] 10:14, 18 March 2011 (PDT)

==Ha!==
Nice touch for April Fool's [[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 07:50, 1 April 2011 (PDT)

[[Random-access humor|IT'S RAINING CHRIS! HALLELUJAH!]] Also, if I may ask, what's the code for this? [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] 10:29, 1 April 2011 (PDT)
*note to self, listening to shpongle and watching the spinning heads here is seriously a bad idea! [[User:CFA|CFA]] 19:43, 1 April 2011 (PDT)CFA
*When are we gonna get these removed now? They were charming on April 1st but it's two days later now and they're getting kinda intrusive. [[User:Airrider1|Airrider1]] 15:35 EST
** I use [https://chrome.google.com/extensions/detail/cfhdojbkjhnklbpkdaibdccddilifddb?hl=en adblock plus]. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 12:39, 3 April 2011 (PDT)
*** [https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/adblock-plus/ And for Firefox...] --[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 12:57, 5 April 2011 (PDT)

== You are now aware ==

[[image:Youarenowaware.jpg|800px]]

:It could almost imply that they somehow know one another! I'm more interested in the book to the left of it. Also, sign your posts. Also, this page is about improving the main page, as you've been told before. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 04:54, 7 April 2011 (PDT)

Well, I thought it was pretty surprising. All this time, that creepy little face was staring at me and I didn't even know it. The medallion and stare really make it a winner. Maybe bring it up in the Barbara page discussion. [[User:Farm Zombie|Farm Zombie]] 12:26, 7 April 2011 (PDT)
*Sorry,did that at like, 2 am. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 15:38, 7 April 2011 (PDT)CFA

== Remove the PSN tracker ==

Srsly. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 05:58, 29 April 2011 (PDT)
*Or put it under the update section. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 20:41, 29 April 2011 (PDT)CFA

==TOMGIRL.PNG==
May I suggest a recoloring of the hair blonde? --[[User:MissMeg|MissMeg]] 09:31, 7 May 2011 (PDT)

== Liquid Chris Article ==
The whole "MOTHERLAND CALLS!" template has been up on the [[Liquid Chris]] page for a while, even before I became a member here. Has the article been fixed, or is it still in need of refurbishing? -- [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] 22:09, 7 May 2011 (PDT)
:Why are you asking this here? Try [[Talk:Liquid Chris]]. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 23:22, 7 May 2011 (PDT)
:: The reason I asked here was because nobody has added anything new the article since March (ignoring a recent edit-revert), and nobody has done anything with the talk page since last September. I was just wondering if this should be the Improvement Project of the Now if it's gone nowhere for a while. [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] 10:09, 10 May 2011 (PDT)

== An error in dating? ==

Today's "''This day in Christory''" features [[Chris Comes Out of the Closet|a video from February 5th, 2009]], but today is ''June 5th''. Is this intentional? --[[User:IwegalBadnik|IwegalBadnik]] 10:37, 5 June 2011 (PDT)
*The video was from 5 Feb, but his CChanSonichu account was indeed hacked on 5 June. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 13:52, 5 June 2011 (PDT)

== Kim ==
Have we pulled a Wallflower on Kim? If not why doesn't she have a page, any information on her other than in passing, emails, phone calls, etc? [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 21:45, 6 June 2011 (PDT)

==Just for you==
I while ago I figured out the code for making youtube audio play in the background based on ED's code for it. I just forgot to share it with you. Its a nice touch for user pages, but I wouldn't recommend them for Cwcki articles.

ev:youtube|'''(The Stuff After watch?v=)'''&autoplay=1&loop=1&start=1" height="1" width="1" fposition="left" frame="false"

except add '''{{#''' at the beginning and '''}}''' at the end, and lose the '''(''' ''')''' parenthese

Sorry if its confusing, ask [[User:freecell|freecell]] if you need help, he or she uses it too.[[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 20:01, 12 July 2011 (PDT)

==No detective needed==
Okay, you don't have to be a fucking detective to tell that [[User:Youdonttellmewhattodo|Youdonttellmewhattodo]], [[User:Nothingyouneedknow|Nothingyouneedknow]], [[User:GodoftheGodsofgod|GodoftheGodsofgod]] are the same fucking person seeing as all three accounts were made four minutes between each and they've been posting stupid shit, complimenting Chris, and blanking pages. It's an idiot, troll, or hell possibly Chris. [[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 11:34, 19 July 2011 (PDT)
:I don't think they're the same people. And I checked for some of them, they're not Chris. I don't remember specifically though and I'm kind of too lazy to check again. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 08:53, 20 July 2011 (PDT)
::Ok, sat down and checked those three again. Not Chris. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 08:58, 20 July 2011 (PDT)

==New videos==
Chris just posted a couple of new videos and from the looks of it, relating to that forum that he's been posting on. --[[User:KHSilverRock|KHSilverRock]] 11:27, 6 August 2011 (PDT)
*Two more videos have gone up. --[[User:KHSilverRock|KHSilverRock]] 14:38, 9 August 2011 (PDT)
* I just posted the update but there still aren't any pages about the videos. I would but I'm really goddamn tired and I feel like shit. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 14:41, 9 August 2011 (PDT)
** It's cool, they'll get made eventually, and I can't wait, to be honest, I missed the shinagins that Chris provided in his videos. --[[User:KHSilverRock|KHSilverRock]] 14:49, 9 August 2011 (PDT)

== Earthquake ==

Think CWC was affected by the 5.9 earthquake in Virgina at 2PM?--[[User:DawnDusk|DawnDusk]] 11:17, 23 August 2011 (PDT)
:If he was, I'm sure we'll be updated. Until then, there's no way we could know. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 11:21, 23 August 2011 (PDT)

:Unless a big box of Barb's Salvation Army finds crushed him.--[[User:Shefap|Shefap]] 12:27, 23 August 2011 (PDT)
:* There's a website [http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/dyfi/events/se/082311a/us/index.html] that will tell you where people in VA are saying they felt shaking. Around where Chris lives, there were reports of little-to-no shaking felt and no damage reported. He probably heard about the earthquake, but they probably felt nothing more than a vibration. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 14:05, 23 August 2011 (PDT)

== Article of the now. ==

shouldnt the Article of the now be Bob chandler? -[[User:HitIar|HitIar "wunderbar!"]] 12:50, 10 September 2011 (PDT)
:Indeed, I think Bob's bio should be article of the now until Chris uploads his next video. Then the article of the now should be changed into [[Chris and death]], as the most important thing about the next vid will be a demonstration of how Chris reacts (if he does react at all) to the death of a parent.
::Done, hope I did it right. -[[User:HitIar|HitIar "wunderbar!"]] 14:12, 10 September 2011 (PDT)
::*In the future, please refer discuss the Article of the now on its [[Talk:Article of the now|talk page]].

==Bob CWCki logo==
I found [[:File:BobCWCkiLogo.jpg|this gem]] we used ages ago for Bob's birthday, would it be in poor taste to post it in place of the current logo, for a while? Or perhaps someone could modify it to reflect his passing? I ask because I don't want to horribly offend people.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:50, 11 September 2011 (PDT)
*I second this, but not for too long. --[[User:MissMeg|Mary Lee Walsh | All hail the dean!]] 12:46, 25 September 2011 (PDT)
*It would have been appropriate for down time, maybe as a 404 message, but now that he's passed on, it is a bit distasteful. It would have been even more offensive if you planned to do this 5 days after his death. [[User:LAG4U|LAG4U]] 16:46, 25 September 2011 (PDT)

== Chris' family tree. ==

We should expand on Chris family lineage, because Barbara's father died in an unusual way.

J.O. WESTON, OF RED OAK IS KILLED
Joseph Otto Weston, 58, a farmer, was killed late Friday when he apparently fell from his horse drawn wagon on a rural road near Red Oak Charlotte County.
Weston, of Red Oak, was hauling wood. Apparently he fell from the wagon and under a rear wheel.
His body was discovered after the driverless horse and wagon turned up at a nearby service station.
Dr. P.H. Winston, of Clarksville, medical examiner, said death was caused by a broken neck.
Surviving are his wife, Mrs. Carrie Winn Weston; five daughters, Mrs. Wilborne Bourne, of Richmond, and Mrs. Edward Carey and Misses Barbara Ann, Mabel and Harriet Weston, of Red Oak; three sons, William S. Weston, with the Navy at Norfolk, and DeRoy Lewis and Curtis Wayne Weston, of Red Oak; three brothers, Alfred Weston, of Chase City, and Daniel and Roy Weston, of Red Oak; one sister, Mrs. Mabel M. Blacklidge of Richmond, and one grandchild.
A funeral service was held at 1:30 p.m. Sunday at Antioch Baptist Church.
(Source: The Charlotte Gazette, Drakes Branch, VA, Thursday, April 14, 1955 Submitted by: Bea. Adams King)

http://genealogytrails.com/vir/charlotte/obits_w.html

This is the same Joesph Otto Weston that in mentioned in that Family tree.

== Edit-hiding ==

What's going on with all the edit-hiding? --[[User:DawnDusk|DawnDusk]] 10:49, 6 November 2011 (PST)
:I try to use the feature sparingly, but basically it's for the protection of users. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 10:52, 6 November 2011 (PST)

== Stop this ==

The article of now has had bob plastered on it for 2 months, it's getting old so I decided to put an underrated sonichu character onto it and don't whine to me about it being disrespectful to bob, fuck bob! --[[User:cj|cj]]
*Personally, I think Jiggliami can eat a dick. Anyways, if you really felt that we needed a new article, you could have done something that made sense like, oh I don't know, [[28 October 2011]], instead of a character that has no relevance to what is happening in Chris's life at the moment. It's not that you're being disrespectful, it's just that you need to act a little more professionally on this site, even if it is a wiki devoted to an autistic manchild. [[User:LAG4U|LAG4U]] 10:31, 10 November 2011 (PST)

== what is this? ==

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zt-gfkWu8Bc&feature=channel_video_title

Apparently this might be chris --[[User:The0range|The0range]]
*One, sign your comments. Two, this person claims they talked to a channel called "HuaYifu" and that this person was Chris. All you would have had to do is looked at HuaYifu's channel and you would have realized this wasn't Chris. This person has NOTHING uploaded on their channel that Chris would have done, never claims to be Chris, and never talks about Sonichu or Rosechu (which would have happened if it was Chris). This is NOT Chris. I'm not even sure how these messages came to be unless HuaYifu is trolling the owner of this video... or they both were in on it. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 20:47, 10 December 2011 (PST)

But why is the uploader of the video so convinced it's him though? It seem so obvious that it's not him that there might be more to it... --[[User:The0range|The0range]]

==Proper usage of words where time is concerned==

I have noticed that there are many pages that refer to "a recent video" or use similar assumptive language with regards to time. We should refrain from this type of language as the cwciki, and those pages, will be around long after the word "recent" fails to apply. [[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 11:35, 15 December 2011 (PST)
:I've said exactly the same thing. I change it when I see it, but it seems people take for granted that other people actually have to fix their shit. —Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) 11:42, 15 December 2011 (PST)

== STOP FORCASTING ! ==

Ok i understand the desire to keep every page up to date but STOP FORCASTING! Do not enter anything into the wiki that WILL HAVE TO BE CHANGED at a later date. Don't put on barbs page that she has an upcoming court date, because that will have to be changed after that date happens. PLEASE dont make work for yourself and others.. [[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 10:47, 16 December 2011 (PST)
:Actually, I think that one's fine because it's an article that will inevitably have to be updated. The main issue arises on articles like videos, because post-fact people will be paying attention to other things. "Current" articles have to be rewritten all the time. —Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) 10:52, 16 December 2011 (PST)
:Event forecasting is fine on a Wiki when further information is expected within a reasonable timeframe. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 11:35, 16 December 2011 (PST)
:: i understand that if its on an active page then its fine, but when the forcasting is put on other pages it becomes a correctin issue. Its much better to just link to the appropriate pages and not speculate. Let the active pages do the talking while the historic data stays historic. In other words October 28th 2011 is currently the central location for court info. other pages dont need specifics until we know what the outcome is.
[[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 11:41, 16 December 2011 (PST)

== Current Events ==

There aren't ant current events on the current events page. '''So either we need to get rid of it''', or we need to put 'current events' in our 'current events' so we can have 'current events' when we read the 'current events' -xzibit [[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 06:09, 4 January 2012 (PST)

== Am i the only one who thinks there should be a second 'da update' type thing for significantly less important shit? ==

I'm not saying I demand this to happen, but it seems like it would be more convenient than checking recent changes for something that might possibly be new information. --[[User:Reldnahc C|I am tomgirlmanbearpig]] 20:34, 29 January 2012 (PST)
: While that's an interesting idea... anything that's "new information" is usually in da update. Anything else is usually something small, not confirmed 100%, or almost insignificant. I suppose we could have something small...but it would be getting updated quite a bit. At the moment, I think "recent changes" is probably a lot like another, smaller, da update would be... --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 21:03, 29 January 2012 (PST)

== Birthday Suprise ==

Chris will be turning 30 this year and that is going to have an effect on the wiki. There are places where phrases like "Even now in his late twenties" are used. This type of language is going to become outdated. Words like "twenties" "20s" and specific ages as in "at 28 years old, Chris still lives at home" will all eventually have to be changed. CARE MUST BE TAKEN when writing about time. Remember EVERYTHING is past tense and you have to assume that the reader is reading the information 10 years from now. I have mentioned time before but the whole 'turning 30' thing needs to be addressed separately.
[[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 08:00, 2 February 2012 (PST)
*here is an example "There is no earthly reason why (barring unrelated catastrophes) a man that is almost thirty years old and has autism should live at home with his parents, specially when his autism is as "high functioning" as Chris's activity and his documentation exemplify it to be." - This will need changing. [[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 08:16, 2 February 2012 (PST)
:[[Wikipedia:WP:SOFIXIT|So fix it]]. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 15:55, 2 February 2012 (PST)
:*Or as we like to say here on the CWCki, [[CWCki:DOITFAGGOT|DO IT FAGGOT]].--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:30, 3 February 2012 (PST)
::*i am fixing what i see, just wanted others to be aware.[[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 11:22, 7 February 2012 (PST)

== Revised idea ==

Maybe there should be a {{Timeline}} below "da update" on the main page, that would be pretty handy.--[[User:Reldnahc C|I am tomgirlmanbearpig]] 12:16, 5 February 2012 (PST)

That sounds like a good idea to me. [[user:poppybrolll|-~Poppybrolll~-]] 9:23, 11 February 2012 (PST)
*Sounds like a good idea to me too... i would suggest letting someone higher up the chain add it though. We just dealt with some front page vandalism (that was kinda funny BTW) but i think its a great idea [[User:Slimz|slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐]] 08:04, 17 February 2012 (PST)

== This is what chris actually believes ==

I notice this phrase attached to pictures all over the wiki. Some of the pictures are references to Chris believing that he has some sort of chance to get laid. But many are just derogatory and rude. There are times that we KNOW what Chris believes because he tells us but many times the pictures are misleading or speculative. example: the pic on the page [[Caitlin]] is an assumption and has no basis in truth. There are many examples of picture captions being downright rude and defamatory. I think its clear that none of us can stand Chris, but we should be more careful about that coming out in the wiki. The facts please, just the facts...[[User:Slimz|slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐]] 10:45, 29 February 2012 (PST) oops

: I [[CWCki:Policy#De-memeing the CWCki|concur]]. [[User:Axe|Axe]] 05:43, 10 July 2012 (PDT)

== Another Quote of the Now Suggestion ==

Now that the details of Chris's trial has been posted, do you think his outburst about having to pay Michael Snyder's medical bills- "That thieving liar doesn't deserve a red cent!"- would be appropriate? Of course, I'm still kind of a newfag here, so ignore this if you want. I just found it amusing. [[User:Alopax|Alopax]] 02:40, 11 July 2012 (PDT)

== Suggested article: Persecution Complex ==

I think we definitely need an article about all the times Christian has claimed to suffer/endured harsh trials in his life. For example, equating pulling weeds once with a Marine carrying the dead body of his friend back, as seen in the Father Call. Said Father Call is chock full of instances of Chris claiming to have suffered to prove his worthiness, in fact. I also don't need to mention all the times he has brought up being handcuffed in school, having his attraction sign removed at college, and getting suspended at college, for that was always frequent. He also grossly exaggerated the actions of the trolls in every interaction with friends, obviously... Even in his first ever YouTube video, he makes sure to claim that he has had a rough life: "I was diagnosed with high-functional autism, and I lived a, uh, somewhat rough life. I've had an abusive babysitter at one time." --[[User:DawnDusk|DawnDusk]] 16:13, 17 August 2012 (PDT)

*: Seconded. Make sure to include the fact that he's got a legitimate reason so see his bullshit as more important than it is. Also there's a page for requesting articles. Now get to work, soldier. [[User:CaveJohnson|CaveJohnson]] 20:33, 17 August 2012 (PDT)

== Confused ==

So, what's the deal? Is this site just an ironic way of trolling him, or what? I heard this was dedicated towards supporting him from outside sources, but looking at the content, I'd say you'd either have to be trolling him using irony and sarcasm, or as stupid as Chris himself.

== Forums Gone? ==

Should we mention on the main page that the forum has been deleted from the servers over at forumer? --[[User:Sparklemilhouse|Sparklemilhouse]] 15:41, 8 November 2012 (PST)

User:Sparklemilhouse

2012-06-28T20:21:51Z

Sparklemilhouse: /* Things I unfortunately have in common with Chris: */

== Things I unfortunately have in common with Chris: ==

-We both went to community college -- but at least I did something with my associates degree.

-We both drive or have driven Ford Escorts -- however, mine was a 2000 sedan, and I have since acquired a more grown up car.

-I've shopped at the infamous Fashion Square Mall Chris has been banned at.

-I'm fat too, but at least I find clothes that don't accentuate my fatness, unlike Chris.

-We both learned about Long Island iced teas via Marge Simpson.

- If Jackie was real, we would have gone to the same college together.

<s>-I get a tiny tugboat because I lost my job, but at least I have to earn my tiny tugboat by looking for jobs every week.</s>

== What I did when I found out Chris was arrested and put in jail for 2 days for stalking Michael Snyder ==
[http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt2hudnfT21qdf6w8o1_500.gif]
Holiday, celebrate.

----

{{Naive}}

[[Category:CWCkipedians who are Americunts]]
[[Category: CWCkipedians who are STRAIGHT]]
[[Category: CWCkipedians who are white]]
[[Category: CWCkipedians who overanalyze Chris]]

Facebook

2012-06-27T21:11:57Z

Sparklemilhouse: /* Gallery */

[[Image:Facebook.jpg|center|300px]]
[[Image:cwc666.PNG|thumb|His friends list has hit the number of [[Clyde Cash|the Beast]].]]
'''Facebook''' is [[Chris]]'s other means of communication aside from [[MySpace]] on his [[Love Quest]]. While often looked over, his correspondence with these [[Trolls|e-women]] reveals that even on the Internet, he manages to convey that he is a fat [[autism|autistic]].

On 31 May 2009, Chris's Facebook was hacked, revealing notes and messages to [[boyfriend-free girls]] in the area in hopes of them becoming his [[sweetheart]]. He failed horribly of course, and [[the Miscreants]] showed us how hard.

Events in 2010 turned Chris firmly against the website. He blamed it in part for his breakup with [[the Wallflower]], and in November had some harsh words and gestures for it while announcing his [[100 2357.MOV|departure from the Internet]].

Sometime in mid 2011, his Facebook account was removed from the site. On 5 [[July 2011]], a new Facebook was discovered with a new picture of Chris. Two days later, his profile was deactivated.

On 2 [[January 2012]], Chris re-opened his Facebook account and uses it as his personal [[Attraction Sign|attraction sign]]. Since then, he has left occasional open notes for trolls and talked to his gal-pals.
==Notes From The Man Himself==

===I am a good man===
{{quotebox|1=
Sunday, January 20, 2008 at 5:57pm

There are some cyber bullies who have taken my words and feelings out of context, and twisted them into meaningless mockery.

Please do not believe those terrible rumors; [[Twin Falling Towers|I am a good man]] who needs a female sweetheart to soothe my pains from loneliness, stress of social influences, and heart-aches.

Please help me, so I can help you one day.
}}

===The Common Question, "Do I know you?"===

{{quotebox|1=
Sunday, January 20, 2008 at 9:49pm

When a person asks you, "Do I know you?", it brings up a greater answer. "I'm not a mind-reader, so I can't tell you how well you know me."
The question is dumb in itself; no one is able to answer it. Because no one can read their mind and answer it with full confidence.
}}

===Man I am SOOO SHY. "How Shy are you?" I am SOOO SHY, that...===

{{quotebox|1=
Thursday, January 24, 2008 at 4:48pm

Today, Jan. 24, 2008, I was at the Alderman Library. I was playing Sudoku on my PSP, and I was listening in on this conversation between a couple of cute ladies just to my right. I've enjoyed just listening to them talk about their things; I will not devulge any details, because I am the man who will keep a secret (Plus, I don't know ALL the details). Anyway, after one of the two left, the gal that stayed sittin' next to me, talked on her cell in what sounded like Dutch or German. IT WAS THE PERFECT OPENING for a conversation towards making a new gal-pal. I had it in my head, "Pardon me, I couldn't help but overhear your chat on your phone, but was that Dutch or German you were speaking?" I HAD THE NERVE SET UP, I was raring to say it, but when I started to say it, the tension and my shyness and my autism choked me, literally; I couldn't even open my mouth to say anything. And she left. I am kicking myself now.

Anyway, THAT IS HOW SHY I AM; I am so shy, that I JUST FREEZE OR CHOKE upon starting to talk to a new girl I don't know yet.
}}

===What I am looking for in a woman===

{{quotebox|1=
Tuesday, September 6, 2011 at 1:23am

<nowiki>**</nowiki>Must Meet In-Person First and Upfront (NO Online/Phone/Mail Contact Acceptable beforehand. Must be Referred to me by my Real Friend(s) or Family).

-21 to 29-years old 
-Cute, Pretty, Beautiful, or HOT 
-Education: High School Graduate and/or Better 
-NOT A Smoker 
-Carefree/Light-Hearted 
-Moderate to Very Intelligent/Smart (Not Ditzy) 
-Talkative/Outgoing/Not Shy/Good Self-Esteem 
-Slim to Average body type (under 170 lbs) 
-Between 4 feet, 10 inches and 5 feet 10 inches 
-Brunette or Blonde hair 
-B-Cup size minimum 
-Clean 
-Casual 
-Not Crazy or Abusive 
-Make-Up Optional 
-Well-Informed to Expert in sex
}}

===Unsolicited Friend Requests===

{{quotebox|1=
Sunday, February 5, 2012 at 10:27pm

'''Unsolicited Friend Requests WILL BE DENIED AND DELETED,''' ESPECIALLY from ALL People I have '''NOT met IN PERSON, FACE-TO-FACE, Beforehand.'''
}}

===Shooting Myself in the Foot===

{{quotebox|1=
Saturday, March 31, 2012 at 1:34pm

I have often "shot myself in the foot" with great mistakes, including and especially, all of the mistakes I've made from letting myself be Blackmailed, Tricked, Deceived, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera, by immature individuals who hide behind the veil of the internet to create hate-filled slanders of my once good name; those people are nothing more than privacy-invading, [[My Little Pony|gum-gabbing, gossip columnists, working for a gravely corrupted, should-be-fired-for-good "editor in chief".]]
}}

===An Open Note===
{{quotebox|1=
Sunday, [[April 2012|April 1, 2012]] at 11:12pm

I want to make something very clear to everyone on [[the internet]]. The hatred against me for the sake of hatred is unjustifiable, and totally uncalled for. [[White Knights|You People Do Not Really give a damn about what happens to me]]. The ONLY person in this world who knows me most and Truly cares about me is [[Barbara Chandler|my mother]]. The Real Friends I have made throughout my lifetime In Person, FREE From the internet, have had the opportunity to know me for who I Truly Am, a [[Death_threats|Caring]], [[Chris_and_remorse|Compassionate]], all-around [[Twin_Falling_Towers|Good Person]]. Those people like me at the very least, NOT counting all of the deceitful people I have had the displeasure of knowing who [[Megan Schroeder|turned Coldest]] [[The Wallflower|Shoulder Against me]] and STARTED all of the Online Hatred. And the rest of you who have Not Met Me AT ALL and INSIST of friending me online; DO I KNOW YOU PEOPLE? NO, I do Not, and I do not think I will EVER want to meet the Vast Majority of you, because you all ONLY want to add further to the [[CWCki|Gabby Gossip Column full of hatred and uncaring content.]]

The ONLY person I have in the world who Cares about me the most is my mother, [[Barbara]], and outside of [[14 Branchland Court|this house]], I do not really have that many people to ANY person who Cares about me at all, even my relatives. NOBODY cares what happens to me and my mother. To the Majority of you, I pray the soul of [[Bob Chandler|my father]] gives you all nightmares, and may [[God]] have mercy on your souls.

You Do Not Really Care About Me, Christian Weston Chandler.
}}

===An Open Note (4/13/2012)===

(note: while it was once a public note, it has either been removed or set to private)

{{quotebox|1=
Friday, [[April 2012|April 13, 2012]] at 10:08pm

It is true, I, Christian Weston Chandler, have had sexual intercourse with a lovely woman Wednesday, April 4, 2012. There is nothing inconceivable about it from the lovely lady and I having the pleasant conversation, exchanging phone numbers, and the very pleasant experience between her and I behind the closed doors at her place. Penile/Vaginal intercourse, Cuddling and Blowing have all taken place.

[[Ego|I do not require any congratulations]] or communications towards any discussions of the details, because I will never tell the full story anywhere online, and certainly anyone I do not, and have not, known personally and In Person.

And to all who continue to pick on and torture me, this is one thing that will ONLY be in your own [[Lie|self-fabricated theories and fables]]; you will never get the full story. And your reign of terror will only result in mockery towards your own Troll/Cyber-Bully kind. You all have my pity towards your [[Chris and remorse|selfish]], [[CWC_Calls_Out_Three_Na%C3%AFve_YouTubers#CWC_Calls_Out_sonichuizcool|demoralizing]], [[28_October_2011#Aftermath|incriminating]], [[Virgin With Rage|lonely]], [[Chris and Anger|hate-for-hate's-sake-filled jealousy and hatred]], and whatever [[Autism|mental and emotional issues]] you each likely suffer from.

You Trolls, Get A Life.

Sincerely, 
Christian Weston Chandler 
4/13/2012
}}

===to @cogsdev from me, @CWCSonichu===

{{quotebox|1=
Monday [[April 2012|April 16, 2012]] at 4:21am

Heh. Heh. Heh. ;:j

I am watching YOU, foolish Cyber-Bullies. I LAUGH at your ill idiosyncratic discussions and [[Ego|thinking you all are better than me]]. If you are better, Why have you NOT Learned any Maturity for yourselves. It is wrong to continuously [[CWC_Calls_Out_Three_Na%C3%AFve_YouTubers#CWC_Calls_Out_sonichuizcool|laugh at people with a disability]], and their mistakes, because [[Chris and Reality|the tables turn on the laughing bully and troll]].

[[Chris_and_religion#Delusions_of_Godhood.3F|I am in your dreams]], haunting you for your aiding and abeting towards your sole hate-filled reasons, [[Chris and English|jealosies and lackluster purposes]] against me and my family and friends.

You ALL will pay for your Crimes and Sins of Cyber-Bullying the [[Virgin_with_rage#No_longer_a_virgin_.28no_word_on_the_rage.29|once innocent]] good people and myself. Changing your avatar and screen name and website are all useless, because I Can And Will Find YOU again and again, and I will continue to Laugh at you all and your immature idiosyncries.

HA HA HA.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>This note will be removed from here after being copied or screencapped.<ref>http://789chan.org/cwc/src/13346684418.jpg</ref>
}}

===Save and Keep Derpy Hooves Pony.===

{{quotebox|1=
Wednesday, 25 April 2012 at 17:45

In my humble opinion, I actually like [[Wikipedia:List_of_My_Little_Pony:_Friendship_Is_Magic_characters#Derpy|Derpy]] for her name, given I feel the new voice is an improvement; her name is still very cute. I take no offense whatsoever to the word. I first heard the word from [[Wikipedia:The Biggest Douche in the Universe|an episode]] of "[[South Park]]"; I thought it was only gibberish, and it was funny.

Derpy should still be a featured character, because let's face it, NOBODY, or NOPONY, is mentally perfect, and it is a character like Derpy here that makes us all aware of mental disabilities, great (low-functioning) or small (high-functioning) to tolerate them and help them towards better self-confidence, because [[Chris and reality|we ALL need to feel like we are capable of surviving in this world, community and all public and social situations.]]

I, Christian Weston Chandler, of [[Ruckersville]], VA, [[USA]], respect and like Derpy, and I encourage [[Wikipedia:Lauren Faust|Lauren Faust]], [[Wikipedia:Amy Keating Rogers|Amy Keating Rogers]], and the rest of the [[My Little Pony|MLP:FIM]] crew to keep her on WITH her name, and create an episode teaching tolerance.

Christian Weston Chandler.
April 25, 2012

MLP: FiM - Derpy Talks and Derps
www.youtube.com
UPDATE! Derpy has been removed as canon from this episode. Whether it is permanent or not is not yet known. To see why, click this link to an e-mail the writ...

[[File:Saved.jpg]]

<nowiki>http://www.savederpy.com</nowiki>
}}

Chris later commented

{{quotebox|1=
And what's more good, I have the Original Episode recorded as well from when it aired on [[Wikipedia:The Hub (TV channel)|the Hub]] on Janurary 21, 2012 on my DVR. I really like Derpy. Although I take back what I said about the new voice; the Original Voice IS Better.
}}

===I have decided===
{{quotebox|1=
Thursday, 26 [[April 2012]] at 19:35

The time is too great, and these qre grave desperate times. I am going to start going back to [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|Fashion Square Shopping Center]] in [[Charlottesville]], Virginia, WITH my sign and going into my [[Sweetheart Search]] with Full On Guns a Blazin'. I will be there on bi-daily starting this Saturday, April 27, 2012 fom 2:00 to 5:30 PM, EST. And I do not care Who shows up, and [[Mimms|Photographs]] are encouraged with gusto of the mall, me And my Sign on the [[Random-access humor|Hippo on my Head]].

I Welcome All.

Sincerely, 
Christian Weston Chandler 
April 25, 2012
}}

Chris later revised this note, with additions bolded.

{{quotebox|1=
The time is too great, and these qre grave desperate times. I am going to start going back to Fashion Square Shopping Center in Charlottesville, Virginia, WITH my sign and going into my Sweetheart Search with Full On Guns a Blazin'. I will be there on bi-daily '''(Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays) starting this Saturday, April 28, 2012''' fom 2:00 to 5:30 PM, EST. And I do not care Who shows up, and Photographs are encouraged with gusto of the mall, me And my Sign on the Hippo on my Head. '''(EVERYBODY has a Hippo on their head; it is called the Hippocampus)'''

I Welcome All.

Sincerely, 
Christian Weston Chandler 
April 25, 2012
}}

Chris later commented:

{{quotebox|1=
I meant the 28th; it was my mistake in judgment at the time of typing up this Note.}}

===Maniacal Laughter from Who now? Oh, wait, It Is ME! >8D===
28 April 2012
{{quotebox|1=

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!

You, ALL of YOU, Trolls and Cyber-Bullies, You all are SOO [[Chris and the Law|Fallible]], [[Jackie|Gullible]], [[Death_threat#Chris_as_recipient|Paranoia-Prone]], [[Chris and Fashion|Clownish]], [[14 Branchland Court|At the Bottom of the Heap]], [[Christian Weston Chandler|Stupid]] [[Tomgirl Pictures|FOOLS]]. For I, Christian Weston Chandler, have [[Chris and Reality|FOOLED the VAST Majority of You All]] (not counting those who have posted their own Suspicions). YES, YES, YES! I HAVE been reading your [[Christian Weston Chandler|comically inept]] and crackpot theoretical posts on your Forum. NOTHING IS Private to and of you fools. ;8j

To preface, I will enlighten your puny minds straightforward. I HAD no intention, purpose, or Ability to go to Fashion Square At All on today the 28th. Do you want to know why? OH, you all are soo impresionable. On the 31st of March, I was really having a bad day, what with the upcoming court date on the 4th of April and all. I was feeling very irritable then. I was walking the mall peacefully, but with the stress in my head. I answer a few calls from a troll or two, just to give you all a piece of my anger. Yes, Yes, LAUGH and SCOFF all you want. My answers were cursory and loud. Overheard, YES, I was chased by Jerkops. But I did not receive the yellow slip until the 25th of April that said, "BANNED". So, I later decided to pull a prank on YOU ALL. The elaborate Facebook Note; LETTING YOU ALL shoot yourselves in the foot more by Prank Calling the Mall, and their latest Manager, Mr. Weiner (his name was on the slip, next to "Manager"). I too scoff at his [[Pickle|small-sausage name.]] All I had to do was stay at home with doors locked, and let you all argue and fight it out. I read your posts and laughed and laughed at EVERYTHING you thought was true or what was false; theories and [[Honor roll|mistaken "facts".]]

You all THINK you know me, but you REALLY DO NOT, and You All JUST DO NOT, AND NEVER WILL, UNDERSTAND ME AT ALL. And as long as your Purpose of Knowing Me consists of that of Gossip Columnist or Worse, Trolling, Bullying, Cyber-Bullying, [[Megan|Abuse]], or anything of Malcontent, [[EXCLUSIVE_Manchester_High_School_2000_Reunion_Required_NOW|I Do NOT want you to Know Me EVER]].

In the END, you ALL have played Right Into My Hands, like me overlooking the battlefield and picking up/placing you all one by one into the BOMBING RANGE CENTER! I am a LOT more [[Slow-in-the-mind|INTELLIGENT]], [[Autism|WISE]] and [[Naive|KNOWLEDGEABLE]] than your puny minds can theorize; I am NOT STUPID, nor am I a moron. And you know what? [[Chris and Hypocrisy|YOU ALL Have MADE Me This Way; CRAZY and PARANOID with Loss of PEACE OF MIND.]]

I am [[Creepy stare|WATCHING]] each and every one of you Fallible Trolls, and [[Death_threats#Likelihood_of_Acting_Out_on_Death_Threats|REST-ASSURED]], [[Lie|I know where each of you live, and I am Coming After Each of You All!]]

YES, It was ME, and these posts WERE Real.

Sincerely,

Christian Weston Chandler

4/28/2012

<nowiki>**</nowiki>More Photos and Comments are in the appropriate Photo Album of mine, "[[Cwcki Forum ScreenCaps]]".
}}

===I am still Reading Your Posts, Suckas===
{{quotebox|1=Monday, 30 April 2012 at 01:41

And to quell one question. "[[JenkinsJinkies]]" "[[Trollin_Train#Hey.2C_Everyone.21_J.J._has_arrived._.28Thu_29_July_2010_12:19_AM.29|camp story]]"; FAKE as any of y'all's sarcastic responses. The idea for that pile of crap I typed just to [[Chris and Reality|convince y'all to believe]] originated from [[Family Guy|Peter Griffin]]'s Parrot; [[Wikipedia:Long John Peter|the episode]] Chris went out with the vet assistant. Polly repeated, "I had a gay experince at camp". [[Rollin' and Trollin'|PUNK'D!!!]]

[[File:Lucrid.jpg]]
}}

===Hey, Trollies===
{{quotebox|1=Tuesday, 1 [[May 2012]] at 5:53

You REALLY want to know what the Victory was for me on the Mall Prank? I'll spell it out for you in a nutshell. I got the BAN note THE DAY BEFORE I made the NOTE on me going back there. You fallible fools had NO PREVIOUS CLUE, neither from me, nor ANYONE or ANYWHERE else. IF you all had prior ban knowledge, Would You who have made the trip, MADE the trip? NO, you would not have. I KNEW THE CRITICAL DETAIL, and YOU ALL DID NOT; I Fooled You All.

And I'll tell you another thing, I DID Have [[Chris and sex|Sexual Intercourse]] with a Half-[[Cherokee]] Woman, but you all will never find out who. I'll give you an inkling; she's somewhere on the [[Wikipedia:Village Voice Media|backpage]].

You ALL think YOU KNOW ME; You REALLY DO NOT. I hold MORE information within myself that NONE of you will EVER KNOW. Like, MAYBE I went to a show starring the Hynamin recently. MAYBE I was ON STAGE for one of their demonstrations. MAYBE I got their autographs on my self-made [http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Duct-Tape-Wallet duct-tape wallet]. MAYBE I do not have a duct-tape wallet. I will neither confirm or deny anything for YOU life-wrecking bastards.

I ain't tellin' ya nothing.

[[Autism|I use that statement in the ironic sense that I am currently informing you that I am not going to tell you anything.]]

I ain't tellin' ya nothing.

Good Day,
Christian W. Chandler.
[[May 2012|May 1, 2012]]

P.S. It is now OVER Two-Hundred Screencaps, and Still Counting.}}

Chris's "Hynamin" show is probably a reference to [[Wikipedia:Jamie Hyneman|Jamie Hyneman]]; there was a ''[[Wikipedia:MythBusters|MythBusters]]'' live show in [[Barack Obama|Washington, D.C.]] on 24 [[March 2012]], 100 miles (160 km) from Ruckersville.<ref>[http://www.mythbusterstour.com/washington-tickets/]</ref> Hyneman was also at a USA Science & Engineering Festival on 28-29 [[April 2012]] at Virginia Tech, 162 miles (261 km) away.<ref>[http://www.vtnews.vt.edu/articles/2012/04/042512-vbi-usasef.html]</ref>

===Hey, Doofs! Leave Anna Alone!===
{{quotebox|1=Saturday, 5 [[May 2012]] at 6:43

She and I are friends, and we talk, but we each have our own lives. She does NOT deserve to be bothered by you doofy trolls at all. It has always been ME you want. She will never ever talk about me even in her wall posts, and she will never friend or acknowledge any of you. Yes, she is cute, and it is possible that she may look like my [[mom]] at a younger age, but I do not see my mom in her, and she is who she is, and I respect Anna as a [[Gal-pal|friend.]]

Aim your [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|shit]] towards me alone, and Leave All of My Friends and Family alone.

Sincerely,

Christian W. Chandler.

May 3, 2012}}

===Mimms===
{{quotebox|1=Saturday, 12 [[May 2012]] at 6:35

Daniel Mimms knows a LOT about me. I have divulged a number of juicy stories with him during our card games. Do not believe his denial of any knowledge or association with me.

Facebook.com/TehRussian

Sincerely,

Christian W. Chandler

5/12/2012}}

===To The Trolls===
This message was in response to a discussion on the [[CWCki]] forums about a poster campaign on 2 [[June 2012]], alerting the people of [[Charlottesville]] to Chris's degeneracy.<ref>[http://cwcki.forumer.com/c-ville-poster-flyer-campaign-update-t2224624.html]</ref>
{{quotebox|1=Monday, 4 [[June 2012]] at [[Biological clock|02:20]]

I have continued reading your posts and alerting [[Jerkops|the authorities]] of your actions. NOBODY came to my house at all, you lying, cheating [[Trolls|bastards]]. Frankly, I grow tired of continuing to read your [[Dirty, Crapped Briefs|shit]] [[lies]], including the biggest hoax of yours, the Poster Campaign. [[Naive|Nobody put up any damn posters or handed out frigging flyers at all]]. I have been [[Ego#Surrendering_Information|reading your posts personally through "trombonista's" account]]; there was NO MOLE.

Sincerely,
Christian Weston Chandler
June 4, 2012
}}

==iPhone==
On 8 May, 2012, activity on Chris's Facebook page suggested that he was posting from an iPhone or other iOS device.<ref>http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Screen_shot_2012-05-08_at_2.18.33_PM.png</ref>

==Gallery==
<center>
<gallery>
Image:Cwcfacebook1.jpg|Wall
Image:Cwcfacebook2.jpg|Profile, part 1
Image:Cwcfacebook3.jpg|Profile, part 2
Image:Cwcfacebook4.jpg|Profile, part 3
Image:Cwcfacebook5.jpg|
Image:Cwcfacebook6.jpg|
Image:Cwcfacebook7.jpg
Image:Cwcfacebook8.jpg
Image:Cwcfacebook9.jpg
Image:Cwcfacebook10.jpg
Image:Christina1.jpg|17-year-old Christina 1
Image:Christina2.jpg|17-year-old Christina 2
Image:Christina3.jpg|17-year-old Christina 3
Image:Cwcfacebook11.jpg|Chris rejects a single mom. The ironic thing is that this woman was the only one vaguely interested in meeting up with Chris.
Image:Cwcfacebook12.jpg|"Do I know you?" 1
Image:Cwcfacebook13.jpg|"Do I know you?" 2
Image:Cwcfacebook14.jpg
Image:Cwcfacebook15.jpg
Image:Cwcfacebook16.jpg
Image:Cwcfacebook17.jpg
Image:Cwcfacebook18.jpg
Image:Chrisfacebook2011.png| A screencap of Chris's page from [[July 2011]].
File:Chris's Jan 23rd 2012 profile pic.png | Chris's page in [[2012]].
File:Christran2.jpg | Another facebook profile picture in 2012. Note that it is in the same place as the previous profile picture except Chris is smiling in this one.
File:Chris%27s_FB_Profile_pic_as_of_2-2-12_at_10.58.51_AM.png | Chris's Profile as of Feb 2012
File:Cwcfacebook.png|Chris, now with head band.
File:Chris%27s_FB_Profile_and_Note_as_of_02-06-12_at_1.01.29_AM.png| New note about friend requests
File:Chfb1.png| February leak part 1
File:Chfb2.png| February leak part 2
File:Chfb3.png| February leak part 3
File:Chfb4.png| February leak part 4
File:Cwc.png|February leak part 5
File:61013333.jpg|Full size Picture of Drawing
File:Fbnote1.PNG|Facebook public note 1 (31 March 2012)
File:Fbnote2.PNG|Facebook public note 2 (id.)
File:Ufr.PNG|Another public note.
File:DoubleDogDare.png|Chris double dog daring the intruder of his facebook.
File:Derpy.PNG|The first Brony speaks.
File:FSM2.PNG|Chris's master trolling attempt.
File:Noet chris knows now about us.png|Great Director is watching you.
File:Readinposts.PNG|Chris mocks Lucrid.
File:Trollies.PNG|Chris fucked a hooker.
File:HeyDoofs.PNG|Chris white knighting [[Anna]].
File:Chris_FB_Profile_PIc_(May_8th,2012).png| A profile picture as of May 8th,2012
File:Temporary note on chris' facebook.png
File:Screen shot 2012-05-08 at 2.18.33 PM.png
File:Koreans.PNG| Chris on Eastern Cuisine
File:Train wreck.JPG
File:Chris whines about ponies.JPG| Chris whining after seeing [[My Little Pony]] related "Dark Parodies." He takes particular offense at the tomboyish Rainbow Dash being killed.
File:Chris hates dark humor.png| Rant about the effect seeing the MLP parodies had on him.
File: difficult time lady.jpg| Photo Chris took of an African American woman who he claimed gave him a "difficult time".
</gallery>
</center>

==See also==
*[[Facebook messages]]
*[[Facebook statuses]]
==References==
<references/>
==External links==
*[http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?imfjwnjrzi0 Notes]
*[http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?20mnnd1juu5 Status]
*[http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002534669114 His new Facebook profile]
{{The Internet}}
[[Category:Chris's websites]]

File:Difficult time lady.jpg

2012-06-27T21:09:27Z

Sparklemilhouse: Taken by Chris around June 27 2012, and posted on his facebook. The caption read, "Oh, and This woman gave me a difficult time too."

Taken by Chris around June 27 2012, and posted on his facebook. The caption read, "Oh, and This woman gave me a difficult time too."

User:Sparklemilhouse

2012-03-14T04:06:34Z

Sparklemilhouse: /* Most Crazy Chris-related Thing I've Done */

== Things I unfortunately have in common with Chris: ==

-We both went to community college -- but at least I did something with my associates degree.

-We both drive or have driven Ford Escorts -- however, mine was a 2000 sedan, and I have since acquired a more grown up car.

-I've shopped at the infamous Fashion Square Mall Chris has been banned at.

-I'm fat too, but at least I find clothes that don't accentuate my fatness, unlike Chris.

-We both learned about Long Island iced teas via Marge Simpson.

- If Jackie was real, we would have gone to the same college together.

-Frightfully, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsK6iOT0RlE] I had the same makeup colors that Tomgirl Chris has sitting around my makeup collection.

-I get a tiny tugboat because I lost my job, but at least I have to earn my tiny tugboat by looking for jobs every week.

== What I did when I found out Chris was arrested and put in jail for 2 days for stalking Michael Snyder ==
[http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt2hudnfT21qdf6w8o1_500.gif]
Holiday, celebrate.

----

{{Naive}}

[[Category:CWCkipedians who are Americunts]]
[[Category: CWCkipedians who are STRAIGHT]]
[[Category: CWCkipedians who are white]]
[[Category: CWCkipedians who overanalyze Chris]]

Talk:Autism Tutorial

2012-01-07T00:18:02Z

Sparklemilhouse: /* The flier */ new section

Good to see that Chris has moved on from the petty trivialities that he used to obsess over. Oh wait. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 13:05, 13 February 2011 (PST)

An update on Chris? It must be my birthday. Oh wait. It IS. This made the cake so much sweeter. Some things never change. --[[User:Spoonman|Spoonman]] 14:19, 13 February 2011 (PST)

I had a poll on IRC about whether they were levels or videos (they're cutscenes, so) and lost, so I guess it stays as levels. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 15:20, 13 February 2011 (PST)

People, people, people, please categorize pages, for the Love of God.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 11:50, 14 February 2011 (PST)

Hello, everyone. Higher-Quality footage is available at youtube.com/davelaccard . Video 5 has audio loss but a dispute has been submitted. Feel free to exchange the camcorder level footage with this. Thank you, and goodbye. --[[User:Davelaccard|davelaccard]] 8:52 PM, 14 February 2010 (GMT -8)

So who the fuck is "Mic"? I don't even see her mentioned in the article, but she's a pretty big part of some of the parts of the tutorial. [[User:Nigroid|Nigroid]] 12:18, 17 February 2011 (PST)

I signed in to the game a minute ago to post some bait (it'll probably get deleted, but why not), suffice to say, in typical Chris fashion, the levels are now stuffed with sock puppet reviews praising the levels as the greatest levels ever. You can tell from the Typical Chris Typing Style. [[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 14:02, 17 February 2011 (PST)
:Chris doesn't really sock. Those people aew obviously people pretending to be Chris. It happens all the time and it's always obvious. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 14:06, 17 February 2011 (PST)
:: Disregard that then, I suck cocks. [[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 14:13, 17 February 2011 (PST)
:::i think isarko is right. these three users all posted their reviews at the same time, they all sound exactly the same, and if you look under "recent history", they are all identical. they have played every single one of chris's levels and NOTHING ELSE. these three users are chris: AnimeExcellence, RayasMarrones and PhooeyJazzbot. it's not like i can do anything with this information, but i believe it 100% and will argue it under oath in a court of law -[[User:Acousticvirgin|Acousticvirgin]] 01:57, 18 February 2011 (PST)
::::Particularly as Chris loves anime, "rayas marrones" is Spanish for [[Liquid|brown stripes]], and Jazz is a Transformer.[[User:Eamoo|Eamoo]] 09:25, 18 February 2011 (PST)
:::::haha wow i didn't make that connection with "rayas marrones". they're definitely him, he just can't help himself. here i transcribed his reviews for anyone who cares, there are too many subtle cwc-isms that give him away: http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=hMKHQ7X1 [[User:Acousticvirgin|Acousticvirgin]] 14:38, 18 February 2011 (PST)
::::::Reading these, they don't sound real at all. It sounds like the usual imitators that come by every time Chris does anything. They don't even have the random caps that Chris even did as JJ. Shit like this always comes onto the CWCki, be it a "lol new facebook" or "lol new official website" or just shit like this. It's never Chris. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 15:42, 18 February 2011 (PST)
:::::::the people who pretend to be him are much more obvious. i don't think the average chris-follower knows he types "so" with 2 o's, and these reviews compliment weird details that nobody but chris would notice or care about. "Nice 3-dimensional restuarant"? "you give it a subtle splash with the drop-down set"? nobody but chris would say that. anyways i know i sound ridiculous and it doesn't matter so i'll stop posting about it [[User:Acousticvirgin|Acousticvirgin]] 15:57, 18 February 2011 (PST)

== The flier ==

Is it know whether Chris actually handed out this flier to people or left it on video game displays at stores?

File talk:0128-Christmas96-6.jpg

2011-12-18T20:39:53Z

Sparklemilhouse:

Dear God, what's wrong with his face?! --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 16:55, 8 May 2011 (PDT)

Yes, does anybody have any idea why Chris' face is so red in this? He looks like he was sobbing right before (probably from pitching a fit?) [[User:Sparklemilhouse|Sparklemilhouse]] 12:39, 18 December 2011 (PST)

File talk:0128-Christmas96-6.jpg

2011-12-18T20:39:02Z

Sparklemilhouse: Just a question about the pic.

Dear God, what's wrong with his face?! --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 16:55, 8 May 2011 (PDT)
Yes, does anybody have any idea why Chris' face is so red in this? He looks like he was sobbing right before (probably from pitching a fit?) [[User:Sparklemilhouse|Sparklemilhouse]] 12:39, 18 December 2011 (PST)

Talk:Charlottesville Fashion Square

2011-12-13T19:11:55Z

Sparklemilhouse: /* Tomgirl Purchases */

==To do==
*Add pictures
*Add references from comic
*Add Chris's accounts of his exploits

Added a partial list of references from his comic --[[User:AwesomeTrex]]

== Could people possibly stop the "Chris calls the mall the wrong name" edits? ==

Really, after about two decades living in the Charlottesville area, I've heard the mall called by it's real name few enough times to count on one hand. Many, many people call it the Fashion Square Mall (more people use this name than do the official name), so it's not something that really needs to be on the page. I edited that part out a while ago, but I noticed it was back. It's gone again, but someone else is probably going to add it back in eventually. It's quite unnecesary. Just putting this out for posterity. --[[User:NoVu]]

== Tomgirl photos/visits at mall as a Tomgirl ==

Should Chris' Tomgirl makeup consultation at the Sephora inside this mall be mentioned on the page? Also, one of the pics of him in front of the Journeys shoe store in full Tomgirl?[[User:Sparklemilhouse|Sparklemilhouse]] 11:11, 13 December 2011 (PST)

Talk:Charlottesville Fashion Square

2011-12-13T19:11:24Z

Sparklemilhouse: /* Tomgirl Purchases */ new section

==To do==
*Add pictures
*Add references from comic
*Add Chris's accounts of his exploits

Added a partial list of references from his comic --[[User:AwesomeTrex]]

== Could people possibly stop the "Chris calls the mall the wrong name" edits? ==

Really, after about two decades living in the Charlottesville area, I've heard the mall called by it's real name few enough times to count on one hand. Many, many people call it the Fashion Square Mall (more people use this name than do the official name), so it's not something that really needs to be on the page. I edited that part out a while ago, but I noticed it was back. It's gone again, but someone else is probably going to add it back in eventually. It's quite unnecesary. Just putting this out for posterity. --[[User:NoVu]]

== Tomgirl Purchases ==

Should Chris' Tomgirl makeup consultation at the Sephora inside this mall be mentioned on the page? Also, one of the pics of him in front of the Journeys shoe store in full Tomgirl?[[User:Sparklemilhouse|Sparklemilhouse]] 11:11, 13 December 2011 (PST)

Talk:Dating ad.mp4

2011-11-26T06:02:32Z

Sparklemilhouse:

Is it just me, or is this already known? I could have sworn I heard this back in 2008 so saying it was discovered recently seems a bit off. Correct me if I'm wrong. [[User:Shefap2|Shefap2]] 15:22, 25 November 2011 (PST)

>I've not heard this particular recording. Lets not forget, Chris has had several videos and recordings requesting dates. So it is possible there are others we've not heard that might have been previously lost amongst Chris' multitude of self-recorded media going from 2008 to now. [[User:Chris_Pickles|Chris_Pickles]] 21:44, 25 November 2011 (EST)

'''Place of Origin?'''

What's the place of origin of this recording? It should go in the article because it is relevant to the topic if he was using a new dating site.--[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 20:18, 25 November 2011 (PST)

I believe that yahoo! Personals had a section where you could audio record a little about yourself. Maybe it's from there? [[User:Sparklemilhouse|Sparklemilhouse]] 22:02, 25 November 2011 (PST)

User talk:Sparklemilhouse

2011-11-17T03:34:10Z

Sparklemilhouse: /* Talk page messages */

== Jackie ==

You're unsure Jackie is a troll? "The consequences will never be the same"? Just a protip- practically everyone, and I mean really almost everyone, who comes into Chris's life is a troll. Or a counter troll. Or an anti-troll. Or in some way related to the trolling. When real, actual people such as The Wallflower meet Chris, there's a mad rush of doxing as the trolls try to find out who they are. Did Jackie get doxed? No. Troll. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 01:07, 28 January 2011 (PST)

P.S. they tend to run away screaming for obvious reasons. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 01:07, 28 January 2011 (PST)

== Re: jackie ==

I figured as such. At first I thought "might be real...but she likes Chris' dumbass drawings too much to be real." But the troll didn't do his/her research about Staunton. I attended the college there, and no way would they let someone who already has one degree stay in a dorm with three other people. The only triples at this school are the freshman dorms. Also, noooobody at this school goes home every weekend even if they live the next town over.

Argh just the thought of Chris almost trespassing at my Alma mater makes me panicky.

{{sign}}
[[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 00:14, 30 January 2011 (PST)

== Strange YouTube Message I got about Chris+South Park ==

I received this message in my YouTube inbox, yesterday October 3rd. Ages ago I replied to a fan video of Chris drawn in South Park form, and I commented with:

<blockquote>
"I think that all of Chris-Chan's exploits need to be "southparked""
</blockquote>

Today I got a message sent to me from a YouTube user by the name of MiHiVidz:

<blockquote>
Tune in to this week's season opener of South Park on October 5th. Word has it that you may finally get your wish. ;)

</blockquote>

Has anybody else heard that South Park might be parodying Chris this week? I looked on southparkstudios.com and this week's episode is titled, "Assburgers."

--[[User:Sparklemilhouse|Sparklemilhouse]] 22:46, 3 October 2011 (PDT)

---False alarm, just a rumor. [[User:Sparklemilhouse|Sparklemilhouse]] 19:33, 5 October 2011 (PDT)

== Talk page messages ==

Just thought I'd leave you a quick message to say there's nothing wrong with leaving talk page messages on talk pages even if they are to say something you have since taken care of - such as fixing the formatting of the lyrics on the [[Raspberry Swirl]]. Where possible, talk page messages should be preserved, if only to show how an article has been discussed, developed and shaped and what things were discussed while it happened. People sometimes like to clear their own user talk page from time to time, but again we encourage people to add the cleared messages to an archive sub-page (e.g. [[User talk:Sparklemilhouse/Archive1]]) rather than erase all the content and leave it that way.

Also don't forget to sign your messages - as mentioned in the post above. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 03:09, 15 November 2011 (PST)

--Oh, was this because I undid one of my posts on the talk page for that article? [[User:Sparklemilhouse|Sparklemilhouse]] 19:34, 16 November 2011 (PST)

Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes

2011-11-17T03:28:22Z

Sparklemilhouse: added external link to commercial.

The '''Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes''' was a contest held in [[1990s#1993|1993]] to promote the first [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] cartoon, the syndicated ''[[Wikipedia:The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog|Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog]]'' (not the more serious [[Wikipedia:Sonic the Hedgehog (TV series)|Saturday morning show]]).

The contest's grand prize — a $1,000 video game shopping spree — was awarded to two lucky winners, one of whom happened to be [[Chris]]. This seminal event marks both the high point of Chris's life and the first hint of his future decline into the manchild we know and troll today. The segment below was from [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]] NBC affiliate [[Wikipedia:WVIR|WVIR]]. The other winner was a six year old girl from California, who decided to split her prize money with her classmates instead.

The video shows several revealing things, namely that Chris's verbal skills and fashion sense have not improved since he was twelve. In fact, the only thing that has visibly changed is his sense of entitlement.

Ever since winning the Sweepstakes, Chris has entered several other contests, expecting to win through the sheer power of his [[autism]].

Of the games Chris bought, only 3 are known:
*''Batman Returns''
*''[[Sonic]] Spinball''
*"Star Trek" (probably ''Star Trek: The Next Generation: Echoes from the Past'')

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes
| video = {{#ev:youtube|yGlFUf9ZEcM}}
| stardate = 26 [[1990s#1994|February 1994]]
| maker = NBC's WVVIR
| subject = {{Television|text}} {{Video games|text}}
| shirt = {{RainbowBoy|text}}
| other = {{Leaked|[[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)|Leaked]]}}
| previous = n/a
| next = [[Song of Christian#Part 1|Song of Christian]]
}}

=== Transcript ===

'''Anchorwoman:''' Well, we've got a little more for ya, including what Sonic the Hedgehog means to a very special [[Charlottesville, VA]], boy. And the significance goes ''way'' beyond the [[List of Chris's lies|high score]] and [[List of videos|videos]].

[''One clip cuts out and another begins.'']

'''Anchorwoman:''' Finally, tonight, Sonic the Hedgehog is running [[Wild Sonichu|''wildly'']] in [[Chris's_homes#Cloverleaf_Lakes_Apartments|the Chandler household]] this weekend. Twelve-year-old Christian Chandler of Charlottesville was the winner in [[monthly tugboat|a video game shopping spree]]. Christian is one of only about a hundred winners nationally to receive [[Chris and money|''$1,000'']] worth of Sega games and equipment. For his parents, it’s just another example of how well he's doing. Christian is a high-functioning autistic child. This past fall, [[stress|of his own initiative]], he entered a contest based on a favorite cartoon character.

'''Chris:''' It had to do was exactly...watch ''Sonic the Hedgehog''...uh, ''cartoon''...an—and [[speech impediment|risten]] to what Sonic says at the ''end'' of it…and writed it down for [[Time Void|a whole week]]. And then, I had to mail it in, and I had to be drawn out of a hat, and I just won!

'''Anchorwoman:''' And [[Bob Chandler|Christian's father]] says it only takes a few hours for him to master an electronic game and then...''move onto another!''

'''Co-anchor:''' Unbelievable...

'''Anchorwoman:''' I can't master any of ’em! That's it for ''now'', and it’s just...comin’ up on the NBA basketball game at 5:30. It’s not 6:30; it’s 5:30. We'll see you back here at 11:00. Thanks for watching.

'''Co-anchor:''' Good night.

'''[[Niggos|Black]] Anchorman:''' Buh-bye.

[''One clip cuts out and another begins.'']

'''Anchorwoman:''' —winners nationally to receive ''$1,000'' worth of Sega video games and equipment. Christian ''is'' autistic, but he's entering the contest completely of his own accord was a sign to his parents of how well he is getting along.

'''Chris:''' It had to do was exactly...watch ''Sonic the Hedgehog''...uh, ''cartoon''...an—and [[speech impediment|risten]] to what Sonic says at the ''end'' of it…and writed it down for [[Time Void|a whole week]]. And then, I had to mail it in, and I had to be drawn out of a hat, and I just won!

'''Anchorwoman:''' And [[Bob|Christian's father]] says it only takes a few hours for the boy to master one of the electronic games before he moves onto another one.

==See also==
* [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]]
* [[GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes]]

== External Links ==

* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMyI6ZnLj3o&feature=player_embedded Commercial for the contest]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=n/a|nextlink=[[Song of Christian]]|}}
{{CWC on TV}}

[[Category:Contests]]
[[Category:Events]]
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
[[Category:Media that has been published in real life]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos before 2007| 1994-02-26]]

Raspberry Swirl

2011-11-14T22:11:26Z

Sparklemilhouse: broke lyrics up.

'''Raspberry Swirl''' is the ninth track from ''[[SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD]]'' by [[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]]. It is a cover of the song [[Wikipedia:Raspberry Swirl|Raspberry Swirl]] by [[Wikipedia:Tori Amos|Tori Amos]].


== Audio ==
{{#ev:youtube|77csw1Vh3qA}}

=== Lyrics ===
(loud microphone movement)
I'm not your señorita, I am not from your tryyybe. 
Indaagarden I did no crime! 
I am not your señorita, I am not from you tryyybe. 
If you want her well, boy you better make a raspberry swirl. 
 
Things are getting din-din desperate. 
When all the boys can't be met. 
Evve'body knows I'm her friend. 
Everybody knows I'm her maaan. 
 
mm--DESperate. 
When all the boys can't be met. 
Everybody knows I'm her friend. 
Everybody knows I'm her MAN. 
 
I am not your señ-orita. 
I don't aim so higgh. 
In my heart I did no crime -- aime. 
If you want inside her well, boy you better make a raspberry swirl. 

Things are getting desperate 
…aaate 
And boys can't be men (?). 
...getting desperate when all the boys can't be men. 
Everybody knows I'm her friend. 
Everybody knows I'm her man. 

Things are getting desperate. 
when I … ? 
Everybody knows I'm her friend. 
Everybody knows everybody knows I'm her man. 
and I… 
Raspberry swirul!
raca (?) raspberry swirul 
…swirul 
…swirul 
…swirul…raspberry swirul. 
 

{{The Tomgirls}}
[[Category:SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD]]

Talk:Raspberry Swirl

2011-11-14T22:08:57Z

Sparklemilhouse: Undo revision 152048 by Sparklemilhouse (talk)

== Transcription ==
I transcribed it, but for some reason, it will not paste correctly into the wiki. I've tried editing it, but it will not break up into paragraphs. ugh.

Video coming in a few.

[[User:Sparklemilhouse|Sparklemilhouse]] 13:47, 14 November 2011 (PST)
:Use <nowiki> </nowiki> tags at the end of each line to split the lines on to singular ones. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 14:07, 14 November 2011 (PST)

Talk:Raspberry Swirl

2011-11-14T22:08:27Z

Sparklemilhouse: /* Transcription */

Raspberry Swirl

2011-11-14T22:05:26Z

Sparklemilhouse: /* Lyrics */

'''Raspberry Swirl''' is the ninth track from ''[[SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD]]'' by [[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]]. It is a cover of the song [[Wikipedia:Raspberry Swirl|Raspberry Swirl]] by [[Wikipedia:Tori Amos|Tori Amos]].


== Audio ==
{{#ev:youtube|77csw1Vh3qA}}

=== Lyrics ===
(loud microphone movement)
I'm not your señorita, I am not from your tryyybe.
Indaagarden I did no crime!
I am not your señorita, I am not from you tryyybe.
If you want her well, boy you better make a raspberry swirl.

Things are getting din-din desperate.
When all the boys can't be met.
Evve'body knows I'm her friend.
Everybody knows I'm her maaan.

mm--DESperate.
When all the boys can't be met.
Everybody knows I'm her friend.
Everybody knows I'm her MAN.

I am not your señ-orita.
I don't aim so higgh.
In my heart I did no crime -- aime.
If you want inside her well, boy you better make a raspberry swirl.

Things are getting desperate
…aaate
And boys can't be men (?).
...getting desperate when all the boys can't be men.
Everybody knows I'm her friend.
Everybody knows I'm her man.

Things are getting desperate.
when I … ?
Everybody knows I'm her friend.
Everybody knows everybody knows I'm her man.
and I…
Raspberry swirul!
raca (?) raspberry swirul
…swirul
…swirul
…swirul…raspberry swirul.

{{The Tomgirls}}
[[Category:SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD]]

Raspberry Swirl

2011-11-14T22:05:03Z

Sparklemilhouse: /* Audio */

'''Raspberry Swirl''' is the ninth track from ''[[SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD]]'' by [[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]]. It is a cover of the song [[Wikipedia:Raspberry Swirl|Raspberry Swirl]] by [[Wikipedia:Tori Amos|Tori Amos]].


== Audio ==
{{#ev:youtube|77csw1Vh3qA}}

=== Lyrics ===
(loud microphone movement)
I'm not your señorita, I am not from your tryyybe.
Indaagarden I did no crime!
I am not your señorita, I am not from you tryyybe.
If you want her well, boy you better make a raspberry swirl.

Things are getting din-din desperate.
When all the boys can't be met.
Evve'body knows I'm her friend.
Everybody knows I'm her maaan.

mm--DESperate.
When all the boys can't be met.
Everybody knows I'm her friend.
Everybody knows I'm her MAN.

I am not your señ-orita.
I don't aim so higgh.
In my heart I did no crime -- aime.
If you want inside her well, boy you better make a raspberry swirl.

Things are getting desperate
…aaate
And boys can't be men (?).
...getting desperate when all the boys can't be men.
Everybody knows I'm her friend.
Everybody knows I'm her man.

Things are getting desperate.
… when I … ?
Everybody knows I'm her friend.
Everybody knows everybody knows I'm her man.
and I…
Raspberry swirul!
raca (?) raspberry swirul
…swirul
…swirul
…swirul…raspberry swirul.

{{The Tomgirls}}
[[Category:SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD]]

Raspberry Swirl

2011-11-14T21:58:45Z

Sparklemilhouse:

'''Raspberry Swirl''' is the ninth track from ''[[SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD]]'' by [[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]]. It is a cover of the song [[Wikipedia:Raspberry Swirl|Raspberry Swirl]] by [[Wikipedia:Tori Amos|Tori Amos]].


== Audio ==
{video:youtube|77csw1Vh3qA}

=== Lyrics ===
((loud microphone movement)
I'm not your señorita, I am not from your tryyybe.
Indaagarden I did no crime!
I am not your señorita, I am not from you tryyybe
If you want her well, boy you better make a raspberry swirl.

Things are getting din-din desperate,
When all the boys can't be met
Evve'body knows I'm her friend
Everybody knows I'm her maaan

mm--DESperate
When all the boys can't be met
Everybody knows I'm her friend
Everybody knows I'm her MAN.

Iam not your señ-orita
I don't aim so higgh
In my heart i did no crime -- aime
If you want inside her well, boy you better make a raspberry swirl

Things are getting desperate
…aaate
And boys can't be men (?)
...getting desperate when all the boys can't be men
Everybody knows I'm her friend
Everybody knows I'm her man

Things are getting desperate … when I … ? everybody knows I'm her friend Everybody knows everybody knows I'm her man.
and I…
raspberry swirul!
raca (?) raspberry swirul
…swirul
…swirul
…swirul…raspberry swirul.

{{The Tomgirls}}
[[Category:SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD]]

Talk:Raspberry Swirl

2011-11-14T21:47:29Z

Sparklemilhouse: Created page with "== Transcription == I transcribed it, but for some reason, it will not paste correctly into the wiki. I've tried editing it, but it will not break up into paragraphs. ugh. Vide..."

Raspberry Swirl

2011-11-14T21:43:53Z

Sparklemilhouse: /* Lyrics */

'''Raspberry Swirl''' is the ninth track from ''[[SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD]]'' by [[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]]. It is a cover of the song [[Wikipedia:Raspberry Swirl|Raspberry Swirl]] by [[Wikipedia:Tori Amos|Tori Amos]].


== Audio ==


=== Lyrics ===
((loud microphone movement)
I'm not your señorita, I am not from your tryyybe.
Indaagarden I did no crime!
I am not your señorita, I am not from you tryyybe
If you want her well, boy you better make a raspberry swirl.

Things are getting din-din desperate,
When all the boys can't be met
Evve'body knows I'm her friend
Everybody knows I'm her maaan

mm--DESperate
When all the boys can't be met
Everybody knows I'm her friend
Everybody knows I'm her MAN.

Iam not your señ-orita
I don't aim so higgh
In my heart i did no crime -- aime
If you want inside her well, boy you better make a raspberry swirl

Things are getting desperate
…aaate
And boys can't be men (?)
...getting desperate when all the boys can't be men
Everybody knows I'm her friend
Everybody knows I'm her man

Things are getting desperate … when I … ? everybody knows I'm her friend Everybody knows everybody knows I'm her man.
and I…
raspberry swirul!
raca (?) raspberry swirul
…swirul
…swirul
…swirul…raspberry swirul.

{{The Tomgirls}}
[[Category:SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD]]

Raspberry Swirl

2011-11-14T21:38:21Z

Sparklemilhouse: added lyrics // please edit if need be.

'''Raspberry Swirl''' is the ninth track from ''[[SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD]]'' by [[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]]. It is a cover of the song [[Wikipedia:Raspberry Swirl|Raspberry Swirl]] by [[Wikipedia:Tori Amos|Tori Amos]].


== Audio ==


=== Lyrics ===
(loud microphone movement)
I'm not your señorita, I am not from your tryyybe.
Indaagarden I did no crime!
I am not your señorita, I am not from you tryyybe
If you want her well, boy you better make a raspberry swirl.

Things are getting din-din desperate,
When all the boys can't be met
Evve'body knows I'm her friend
Everybody knows I'm her maaan

mm--DESperate
When all the boys can't be met
Everybody knows I'm her friend
Everybody knows I'm her MAN.

I am not your señ-orita
I don't aim so higgh
In my heart i did no crime -- aime
If you want inside her well, boy you better make a raspberry swirl

Things are getting desperate
…aaate
And boys can't be men (?)
...getting desperate when all the boys can't be men
Everybody knows I'm her friend
Everybody knows I'm her man

Things are getting desperate … when i … ? everybody knows I'm her friend Everybody knows everybody knows i'm her man.
and i…
raspberry swirul!
raca (?) raspberry swirul
…swirul
…swirul
…swirul…raspberry swirul.

{{The Tomgirls}}
[[Category:SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD]]

User:Sparklemilhouse

2011-11-06T18:17:20Z

Sparklemilhouse: /* What I did when I found out Chris was arrested and put in jail for 2 days for stalking Michael Snyder */

== Things I unfortunately have in common with Chris: ==

-We both went to community college -- but at least I did something with my associates degree.

-We both drive or have driven Ford Escorts -- however, mine was a 2000 sedan, and I have since acquired a more grown up car.

-I've shopped at the infamous Fashion Square Mall Chris has been banned at.

-I'm fat too, but at least I find clothes that don't accentuate my fatness, unlike Chris.

-We both learned about Long Island iced teas via Marge Simpson.

- If Jackie was real, we would have gone to the same college together.

-Frightfully, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsK6iOT0RlE] I had the same makeup colors that Tomgirl Chris has sitting around my makeup collection.

-I get a tiny tugboat because I lost my job, but at least I have to earn my tiny tugboat by looking for jobs every week.

== Most Crazy Chris-related Thing I've Done ==
I worked as a temp at my old community college. One of the things I had access to was everybody's academic records who had ever attended a Virginia Community College. Looked up Chris the second day I had access. It was all just the same stuff we knew already, sadly.

== What I did when I found out Chris was arrested and put in jail for 2 days for stalking Michael Snyder ==
[http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt2hudnfT21qdf6w8o1_500.gif]
Holiday, celebrate.

----

{{Naive}}

[[Category:CWCkipedians who are Americunts]]
[[Category: CWCkipedians who are STRAIGHT]]
[[Category: CWCkipedians who are white]]
[[Category: CWCkipedians who overanalyze Chris]]

User:Sparklemilhouse

2011-11-06T18:16:06Z

Sparklemilhouse: Celebrated

== Things I unfortunately have in common with Chris: ==

-We both went to community college -- but at least I did something with my associates degree.

-We both drive or have driven Ford Escorts -- however, mine was a 2000 sedan, and I have since acquired a more grown up car.

-I've shopped at the infamous Fashion Square Mall Chris has been banned at.

-I'm fat too, but at least I find clothes that don't accentuate my fatness, unlike Chris.

-We both learned about Long Island iced teas via Marge Simpson.

- If Jackie was real, we would have gone to the same college together.

-Frightfully, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsK6iOT0RlE] I had the same makeup colors that Tomgirl Chris has sitting around my makeup collection.

-I get a tiny tugboat because I lost my job, but at least I have to earn my tiny tugboat by looking for jobs every week.

== Most Crazy Chris-related Thing I've Done ==
I worked as a temp at my old community college. One of the things I had access to was everybody's academic records who had ever attended a Virginia Community College. Looked up Chris the second day I had access. It was all just the same stuff we knew already, sadly.

== What I did when I found out Chris was arrested and put in jail for 2 days for stalking Michael Snyder ==
[[File:http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt2hudnfT21qdf6w8o1_500.gif]]

----

{{Naive}}

[[Category:CWCkipedians who are Americunts]]
[[Category: CWCkipedians who are STRAIGHT]]
[[Category: CWCkipedians who are white]]
[[Category: CWCkipedians who overanalyze Chris]]

File:Panasonic 32-Inch CT-32G34A Color Television 1320212950248.png

2011-11-02T05:51:42Z

Sparklemilhouse:

//edut// Never mind, saw someone posted it already, my bad.

Screencap of the Craligslist posting for the TV in case anybody wanted to post it in the wiki.

File:Panasonic 32-Inch CT-32G34A Color Television 1320212950248.png

2011-11-02T05:48:52Z

Sparklemilhouse: Screencap of the Craligslist posting for the TV in case anybody wanted to post it in the wiki.

Screencap of the Craligslist posting for the TV in case anybody wanted to post it in the wiki.

User talk:Sparklemilhouse

2011-10-06T02:33:22Z

Sparklemilhouse:

User talk:Sparklemilhouse

2011-10-04T05:46:41Z

Sparklemilhouse: /* Strange YouTube Message I got about Chris+South Park */ new section

User:Sparklemilhouse

2011-09-19T04:56:03Z

Sparklemilhouse:

== Things I unfortunately have in common with Chris: ==

-We both went to community college -- but at least I did something with my associates degree.

-We both drive or have driven Ford Escorts -- however, mine was a 2000 sedan, and I have since acquired a more grown up car.

-I've shopped at the infamous Fashion Square Mall Chris has been banned at.

-I'm fat too, but at least I find clothes that don't accentuate my fatness, unlike Chris.

-We both learned about Long Island iced teas via Marge Simpson.

- If Jackie was real, we would have gone to the same college together.

-Frightfully, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsK6iOT0RlE] I had the same makeup colors that Tomgirl Chris has sitting around my makeup collection.

== Most Crazy Chris-related Thing I've Done ==
I worked as a temp at my old community college. One of the things I had access to was everybody's academic records who had ever attended a Virginia Community College. Looked up Chris the second day I had access. It was all just the same stuff we knew already, sadly.

----

Finally, I'm leaving this here because I love evian:
{{Naive}}

[[Category:CWCkipedians who are Americunts]]
[[Category: CWCkipedians who are STRAIGHT]]
[[Category: CWCkipedians who are white]]
[[Category: CWCkipedians who overanalyze Chris]]

User:Sparklemilhouse

2011-09-19T04:55:41Z

Sparklemilhouse:

== Things I unfortunately have in common with Chris: ==

-We both went to community college -- but at least I did something with my associates degree.

-We both drive or have driven Ford Escorts -- however, mine was a 2000 sedan, and I have since acquired a more grown up car.

-I've shopped at the infamous Fashion Square Mall Chris has been banned at.

-I'm fat too, but at least I find clothes that don't accentuate my fatness, unlike Chris.

-We both learned about Long Island iced teas via Marge Simpson.

- If Jackie was real, we would have gone to the same college together.

-Frightfully, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsK6iOT0RlE] I had the same makeup colors that Tomgirl Chris has sitting around my makeup collection.

== Most Crazy Chris-related Thing I've Done ==
I worked as a temp at my old community college. One of the things I had access to was everybody's academic records who had ever attended a Virginia Community College. Looked up Chris the second day I had access. It was all just the same stuff we knew already, sadly.

Finally, I'm leaving this here because I love evian:
{{Naive}}

[[Category:CWCkipedians who are Americunts]]
[[Category: CWCkipedians who are STRAIGHT]]
[[Category: CWCkipedians who are white]]
[[Category: CWCkipedians who overanalyze Chris]]

Talk:Wristwatch-SwissWatch for Jeremy "Thorg"

2011-08-22T02:57:41Z

Sparklemilhouse:

I don't think he's singing "Nintendo", sounds more like "I said now" or some variation--[[User:SorridSnake|SorridSnake]] 19:06, 20 August 2011 (PDT)

Observations I've noted:

1) Like Sorrid said, he's not singing Nintendo. He's most likely singing "I said no", though. It does blend in to make it sound like "Nintendo", though.

2) Unsurprisingly, he has a Sonic wristwatch. Surprisingly, he has a Super Mario World game wristwatch. Unopened and in pristine condition. Which means he's either had it for a long time or he just bought it somewhere, like on [[Ebay]].

3) It makes no sense for Chris to do this - he's already revealed info on Thorg, so why is he still trying to blackmail him?--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 20:24, 20 August 2011 (PDT)

*There must be something to do with watches that he can blackmail Thorg further about? [[User:Eamoo|Eamoo]] 06:10, 21 August 2011 (PDT)
**Looking at his other videos, he might of just copy and pasted the tags to save time--[[User:SorridSnake|SorridSnake]] 11:44, 21 August 2011 (PDT)
***Re: the age of the watch, my brother got that exact Mario watch for Christmas one year when we were kids. It lived a pretty long time; I inherited it when he outgrew it so I remember it well. I'm dating when my brother got his either at 1990 or 1991, so yeah, that's a 20 year old watch or so. I'm doubting a young Chris would have kept a game watch in package that long, so I'm going to assume it was bought used but unopened. A cursory search seems to price one in this condition around $70 or so. [[User:BubblegumPinkButler|BubblegumPinkButler]] 18:24, 21 August 2011 (PDT)

4) I noticed a scar on Chris' wrist/arm at :54? Anybody else? --[[User:Sparklemilhouse|Sparklemilhouse]] 15:25, 21 August 2011 (PDT)
:*The only thing I saw was some acne or acne scarring near his inner elbow area. Still...don't see how that is relevant to the video... --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 16:46, 21 August 2011 (PDT)
***Ah, I thought that maybe Chris had been cutting himself during his internet absence, carry on. --[[User:Sparklemilhouse|Sparklemilhouse]] 19:57, 21 August 2011 (PDT)

== 3DS Wrist Watch ==

Should it be noted that one of the wrist watches Chris shows is the newest "3DS Wrist Watch Charger" that can charge your 3DS as you play? There are a few types you can get, one of which is shown here [http://www.pocketgamer.co.uk/r/3DS/Nintendo+3DS/news.asp?c=28696] in which you must still hold your 3DS as it charges. There's another, much like the one Chris is wearing, that can hold your 3DS for you so you don't have to. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 20:15, 20 August 2011 (PDT)

Talk:Wristwatch-SwissWatch for Jeremy "Thorg"

2011-08-22T02:57:03Z

Sparklemilhouse:

I don't think he's singing "Nintendo", sounds more like "I said now" or some variation--[[User:SorridSnake|SorridSnake]] 19:06, 20 August 2011 (PDT)

Observations I've noted:

1) Like Sorrid said, he's not singing Nintendo. He's most likely singing "I said no", though. It does blend in to make it sound like "Nintendo", though.

2) Unsurprisingly, he has a Sonic wristwatch. Surprisingly, he has a Super Mario World game wristwatch. Unopened and in pristine condition. Which means he's either had it for a long time or he just bought it somewhere, like on [[Ebay]].

3) It makes no sense for Chris to do this - he's already revealed info on Thorg, so why is he still trying to blackmail him?--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 20:24, 20 August 2011 (PDT)

*There must be something to do with watches that he can blackmail Thorg further about? [[User:Eamoo|Eamoo]] 06:10, 21 August 2011 (PDT)
**Looking at his other videos, he might of just copy and pasted the tags to save time--[[User:SorridSnake|SorridSnake]] 11:44, 21 August 2011 (PDT)
***Re: the age of the watch, my brother got that exact Mario watch for Christmas one year when we were kids. It lived a pretty long time; I inherited it when he outgrew it so I remember it well. I'm dating when my brother got his either at 1990 or 1991, so yeah, that's a 20 year old watch or so. I'm doubting a young Chris would have kept a game watch in package that long, so I'm going to assume it was bought used but unopened. A cursory search seems to price one in this condition around $70 or so. [[User:BubblegumPinkButler|BubblegumPinkButler]] 18:24, 21 August 2011 (PDT)

4) I noticed a scar on Chris' wrist/arm at :54? Anybody else? --[[User:Sparklemilhouse|Sparklemilhouse]] 15:25, 21 August 2011 (PDT)
:*The only thing I saw was some acne or acne scarring near his inner elbow area. Still...don't see how that is relevant to the video... --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 16:46, 21 August 2011 (PDT)
**Ah, I thought that maybe Chris had been cutting himself during his internet absence, carry on.
== 3DS Wrist Watch ==

Should it be noted that one of the wrist watches Chris shows is the newest "3DS Wrist Watch Charger" that can charge your 3DS as you play? There are a few types you can get, one of which is shown here [http://www.pocketgamer.co.uk/r/3DS/Nintendo+3DS/news.asp?c=28696] in which you must still hold your 3DS as it charges. There's another, much like the one Chris is wearing, that can hold your 3DS for you so you don't have to. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 20:15, 20 August 2011 (PDT)

User:Sparklemilhouse

2011-08-21T23:24:03Z

Sparklemilhouse:

Things I unfortunately have in common with Chris:

-We both went to community college -- but at least I did something with my associates degree.

-We both drive or have driven Ford Escorts -- however, mine was a 2000 sedan, and I have since acquired a more grown up car.

-I've shopped at the infamous Fashion Square Mall Chris has been banned at.

-I'm fat too, but at least I find clothes that don't accentuate my fatness, unlike Chris.

-We both learned about Long Island iced teas via Marge Simpson.

- If Jackie was real, we would have gone to the same college together.

-Frightfully, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsK6iOT0RlE] I had the same makeup colors that Tomgirl Chris has sitting around my makeup collection.

Talk:Wristwatch-SwissWatch for Jeremy "Thorg"

2011-08-21T22:27:39Z

Sparklemilhouse:

Talk:Wristwatch-SwissWatch for Jeremy "Thorg"

2011-08-21T22:25:35Z

Sparklemilhouse:

Talk:Wristwatch-SwissWatch for Jeremy "Thorg"

2011-08-21T22:25:06Z

Sparklemilhouse:

Talk:Kaka Makeup Basics

2011-08-18T03:32:43Z

Sparklemilhouse:

{{Not_A_Forum}}

I will transcribe this bitch! --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 19:53, 16 August 2011 (PDT)

...kaka? [[User:Mupkids|Mupkids]] 20:12, 16 August 2011 (PDT)
:Well, at least he doesn't use poop in his makeup. - [[User:LucidFox|LucidFox]] 20:31, 16 August 2011 (PDT)

I think he's gone way beyond just being gay at this point. [[User:Sakanz|Sakanz]] 21:48, 16 August 2011 (PDT)
: Straight crossdressers do exist. - [[User:LucidFox|LucidFox]] 21:53, 16 August 2011 (PDT)

The article says that he uses a foundation called Sephora. Now, as far as I know Sephora is simply the store where they sell multiple kinds of expensive makeup products. Perhaps this needs to be clarified in the article? --[[User:Coqui|"This user is a tiny tree frog."]] 08:41, 17 August 2011 (PDT) Coqui
:"As well, it's revealed that he uses make-up from Sephora, a very expensive cosmetics store..." I'm not sure how that can be improved on. Would you mind clarifying? [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 08:44, 17 August 2011 (PDT)
Woop! Never mind! Somebody edited it while I was typing in the talk page. It's all good.--[[User:Coqui|"This user is a tiny tree frog."]] 09:15, 17 August 2011 (PDT)
: Maybe we could talk about the actual product and prices? The foundation Chris is using appears to be the 20 dollar Mineral Compact foundation.
:http://www.sephora.com/browse/product.jhtml?id=P204333&categoryId=S10805&shouldPaginate=true
:--[[User:PabloTheUnicorn|PabloTheUnicorn]] 09:18, 17 August 2011 (PDT)
:http://www.sephora.com/browse/product.jhtml?id=P278807&categoryId=C17358&shouldPaginate=true This appears to be the mascara, again the cheap ass Sephora brand no woman in their right mind buys, it's priced at $15.
:The primer appears to be the Maybellene Age Rewind Primer, which usually retails for $7 at most stores (not sold at Sephora)
:The eyeshadow appears to be Milani eyeshadow, found at drugstores, for about $6 I think.
:Lipstick is Revlon, about $6 at drugstores. --[[User:Sparklemilhouse|Sparklemilhouse]] 20:32, 17 August 2011 (PDT)
: Sorry for the confusion. I didn't know what the hell he had and thought Sephora was the make up, not the store.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 17:45, 17 August 2011 (PDT)

== It's done! ==

Transcription is done...roughly. It needs to be prettied up and a once over done for any mumbling I missed. As a girl, I'd like to mention that none of those are his shade and whomever tried to help him at the store probably did their best. I have no idea who this KaKa is...I'm assuming it's his "TomGirl" persona. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 20:34, 16 August 2011 (PDT)

Sonichu 4

2011-08-17T00:26:11Z

Sparklemilhouse: added an external link to a dramatic reading of sub ep 2

{{Infobox/Comic
| titleandissue = Sonichu #4
| cover = issue4.jpg
| coverdate = 2 November 2005
| began = 24 March 2005
| finishedcomic = after 2 September 2005
| pagecount = 95
| episodes = ''none''
| sub-episodes = 1-8
| previous = [[Sonichu 3|Sonichu #3]]
| next = [[Sonichu 5|Sonichu #5]]
}}
'''''Sonichu'' #4''' is the fifth issue of the series.

A departure from the previous books in both form and content, ''Sonichu'' #4 consists entirely of [[sub-episodes]] about [[Chris's]] idiotic [[Love Quest]] and other shit nobody cares about. Chris's [[narcissism]] is in full bloom here, as he reprints the first four sub-episodes (from ''Sonichu'' #0 to #3), and adds four more.

Although Chris would not complete [[Sonichu 3|''Sonichu'' #3]] until February [[2006]], he had begun work on the new material in ''Sonichu'' #4. Sub-Episodes 5, 6, and 7 were completed during the summer of [[2005]], and Sub-Episode 8 was at least started by September 2005. Given that the events these stories are based upon happened in the summer of 2005, Chris probably had them forefront on his mind and was able to work more quickly on them than his wretched "Sonichu Babies" plot in [[Sonichu 3|''Sonichu'' #3]].

Chris has stated that [[Barbara|his mother]] told him to stop making sub-episodes<ref>[[Mailbag 3#In which Chris forgets why Barb objects to him immortalizing his failures in comics|Mailbag 3]]: "I stopped drawing those because I made a promise to my mother that I would, but I forget why she was offended by them."</ref>; this issue's format may represent an effort to get them all out of the way immediately following her edict.

==Sub-Episode 1: Christian Chandler in "Jerkop-tastropie"==
{{-}}
{{Resources
| title =Jerkop-tastropie
| cwcipedia =http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_4/Page_1 ''Sub-Episode 1''
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Reprinted from [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]], the [[Jerkhief]] accuses Christian of solicitation, forcing Chris to transform into [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] and defend himself with the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]].
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==Sub-Episode 2: Christian Chandler in "The Rise & Fall of My Heart"==
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Christian meets [[Hanna]], who asks him out for coffee. While planning his wedding, Chris learns from [[Rosechu]] that Hanna is trolling him.

Reprinted from ''[[Sonichu 1|''Sonichu'' #1]]''.
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==Sub-Episode 3: Christian Chandler & Sonichu in "Witch Confront"==
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Christian attacks [[Mary Lee Walsh]], but she overpowers him and [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] (in a rare cameo) has to bail his ass out.

Reprinted from [[Sonichu 2|''Sonichu'' #2]].
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==Sub-Episode 4: Christian Chandler in "McAttack"==
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Christian loiters at a [[McDonald's]] for so long that he is attacked by no fewer than three [[manajerk]]s.

Reprinted from [[Sonichu 3|''Sonichu'' #3]].

===Advertisements===
While the CWCipedia version is presented without advertisements between features, the older version on [[CWC's Sonichu Site]] recycles the ads for [[MySpace]] and [[Axe]] between Sub-Episodes 4 and 5.
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==Sub-Episode 5: Christian Chandler in "McAttack Part 2"==
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Continuing from [[Sub-Episode 4]], the [[W-M-Manajerk]] immediately blasts [[Chris]] into a soda fountain, drenching him with cola. In an unprecedented moment, Chris decides that he will need to bathe, and takes a "CWC" shower that lasts exactly three seconds (He seems to think this is impressive). Christian charges W-M, but he catches our hero and holds him high in the air. Just as Chris is wondering if anything can defeat W-M-Manajerk, his ancestor, the [[ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan]], appears before him with advice concerning Chris's [[Heart Torch]]:

{{quote|...combined with your powers, you can use it to summon your dream sibling! She will be able to help you, much better than your mother even! Farewell, Chris!}}

Christian realizes that his ancestor is referring to the twin sister he has dreamed of having and has depicted in his shitty homemade ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]'' cards. Emulating [[Wild Sonichu]]'s power of growth, Chris momentarily [[obesity|grows so large that he breaks loose of the Manajerk's grip]], and lands on the opposite side of the restaurant from his Hearth Torch. Dashing past enemy fire, he retrieves the totem, and summons [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal Weston Chandler]] into reality. Seeing that Crystal has a Rosechu medallion, Chris realizes that she possesses the same [[anchuent powers]] as he does, and they transform into [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] and [[Crystalina Rosechu]].

Together they assault the W-M-Manajerk with Mirror Coat, Reflect and Double Corkscrew Kick. Once he is down, they finish the job by combining Chris's [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] and Crystalina's Shocking Tiara Magic to decapitate him. It is only after they separate W-M-Manajerk's head from his body that they realize he can survive in this state, suggesting that the twins' intent was to murder him. While [[B-Manajerk]] and [[Merried Seinor Comic]] decide they should retreat, W-M-Manajerk confesses that he is from the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]] and that he was sent by [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. Christian and Crystal decide to punt the disembodied head all the way back to PVCC, where it strikes Walsh on the head, knocking her unconscious.
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==Sub-Episode 6: "Christian Chandler's Backyard Safari"==
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[[Image:CWCFinger.jpg|thumb|"Sonichu MAH BOI, this China is what all true autistic virgins strive for!" ]]
Christian presents a documentary on the various [[jerkop]]s he has encountered during his [[Love Quest]], with a profile on the [[Jerkhief]]. It's during this profile that he mentions that a Jerkop's badge is just a [[Wikipedia:Graham cracker|graham cracker]] painted yellow. The [[Jerkhief]]'s, however, is made of wood. Somehow, this is supposed to explain the Jerkhief's "delicious" wooden badge on the cover.

He then relates an incident in which he was hanging out with his [[gal pal]]s when a "tribe of jerkops," led by the Jerkhief, harass them. In the story Chris stands his ground; however, the battle is interrupted by [[Crystal Weston Chandler (character)|Crystal]], emerging from a changing room in a new outfit. With the jerkops dazed by her ravishing beauty, Chris gets an idea to channel [[Magi-Chan]]'s powers to psychically disarm all the jerkops and arrange them like bowling pins, so that he can use the Jerkhief like a bowling ball. But first he makes a long, boring speech:
{{quote|You're not getting to me; no matter what you may try in attempt or threat, [[Chris and the Law#understanding|I will hang out wherever I want, when I want, and how I want]]! And I will never quit in my search for a [[Boyfriend-Free Girl]] either! So, all you Jerkops may as well go back to the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]], and tell [[Mary Lee Walsh]] that if she is still intent on shattering my heart again, she can't! My heart is indestructible, and the more you haze me, I will grow stronger. Beware, eve for in the name of my heart, soul and [[Love Quest]], [[Sailor Moon|I will punish you!]]}}

Chris concludes his documentary by explaining how the jerkops use a hypno-gun to brainwash slow-minded persons to their cause, thereby replenishing their numbers. While watching the conclusion of the program, [[Scotpalazzo]] decides to order more jerkops from PVCC to oppose Christian.
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==Sub-Episode 7: Christian Chandler in "Off-Target"==
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A flashback reveals how Christian and [[Saramah Rosechu]] defeated Mary Lee Walsh some months ago; [[Graduon]] vows to destroy Christian with the strongest, most evil villain ever.

In the present day, Walsh and Graduon give [[Bagget]] his first assignment, to attack Christian at the [[Get-Tar Region]]. Using a squad of jerkops and his [[Transformers|Change-Bot]] Crackder, Bagget defeats Chris. Bagget's success is less a matter of his superior skill or strategy than the fact that for once no one arrives in the nick of time to rescue Chris--Crystal is unable to fight through the crowd of shoppers to help. In the cliffhanger, Crackder drops Chris from an astonishing height of at least ten feet.
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==Sub-Episode 8: Christian Chandler in "Off-Target Part 2"==
{{Resources
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[[Image:Letsdoit.JPG|thumb|left|Will Chris lose his virginity at last?]]
Continuing from Sub-Episode 7, Chris's fall is broken by one of Crystal's telekinetic powers. The jerkops decide to dog-pile on Chris, hogtying him and going out of their way to give him severe carpet burns on his face. As Crystal watches on, inexplicably helpless to act, Chris is ferried away by Crackder to PVCC, marking the first time the villains have ever actually subdued ''and'' captured him.

While Crystal tracks Bagget as [[Crystalina Rosechu]], Chris is presented before Mary Lee Walsh, hogtied on a silver platter with an apple in his mouth. After pointlessly re-enacting the trial scene from ''[[Wikipedia:The Transformers: The Movie|The Transformers: The Movie]]'', Walsh and the Jerkhief drop Chris in a vat of [[semen|indeterminate liquid]]. Chris is finally rescued by Crystalina, who saves him from falling into... something, and battles Walsh's forces singlehandedly. Without the power to help his sister, Christian experiences another vision of his ancestor, who offers words of encouragement to re-energize him. Finally able to transform into [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]], Chris and his sister form up as [[Chrs-Chan Pure]] and use the [[Chrs-Chan Pure Pulse-Jolt Lance]] to destroy the crystal ball maintaining Walsh's control of PVCC. Walsh and Graduon escape to [[Manchester High School]] to rebuild their power base.

===Back Cover===
As with [[Sonichu 2|''Sonichu'' #2]], early editions feature the personal army request page, while the most recent CWCipedia version features ''[[Sonichu Adventure]]''.
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==External Links==
[http://soundcloud.com/nikkidere/sub-episode-2-christian A dramatic reading of Sub Episode 2]

==See Also==
{{CWCipedia|chris=Sonichu Comic Collection|linkname=the Sonichu Comic Collection}}
*[[W-M-Manajerk]]
*[[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)]]
*[[Jerkhief]]

==References==
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{{Sonichu}}
[[Category: Sonichu comic book issues]]

Correction of EX relationship status

2011-08-10T20:34:31Z

Sparklemilhouse: spelled Daria's last name right.

{{Recent}}
'''Correction of EX relationship status''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 10 [[August 2011]]. Chris uses this video to [[retcon|clarify]] his references to the [[Wallflower]] in previous videos as his ex-girlfriend, instead insisting that she was simply a friend who is female, who he is no longer friends with. Chris then announces that he has a girlfriend.

== Video ==
{{quote|**Normally, I would not mind a "Daria Morgendorffer" like "Wallflower", but after how COLD she was to me, and spooking me bad today, I would not want to have anything to do with her even if she did a COMPLETE emotional 180.}}
{{Infobox/video
| name = Correction of EX relationship status
| video = {{#ev:youtube|wQEdnYD9axU}}
| stardate = 10 [[August 2011]]
| subject = {{Galpals|text}}, {{Trollsicon|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Smug|text}}
| saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}
| shirt = {{Redbra|text}}, Unknown
| previous = [[Calling Out#Re: Don, and ReCalling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy|Re: Don, and ReCalling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy]]
| next = Current
}}

=== Transcript ===
Hello! I am making this, uh, additional video on the side to, uh, note a correction. Uh, in the recent-uh, in the recent video, where I mentioned that, uh, Heather was my ex girlfriend, I did not mean that the way it sounded. I meant the term loosely in that she was a [[Gal Pal|girl, and that she was a friend of mine]], but then because of what happened soon after, uh, or near the end of the friendship, she dumped me as a friend, and doesn't want- any have- want anything to do with me ever again.

And, uh, with that aside, I would to, uh, furder resu- furder resume the, uh, my revenge on the, uh, trolls, because everybody knows what they have done against me. My [[Chandler Family Tree|family]], my, uh, [[The Chaotic Combo|friends]], and the few I have around here, and uh, my con-my congregation at [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|the church]], they're all- they all back me up on this, including my- including my [[Sweetheart|girlfriend]] whose name I will not be re- revealing at this time...yeah.

And, uh, also, uh, just an additional note to, uh, [[Surfshack Tito|Don]] over there. Uh, in-uh, if he wants to, uh, keep me updated, uh, more quickly, instead of, uh, recording new videos, he may con- he may still contact me at my AOL address, of which, uh, him, as well as the majority of other [[Trolls|trolls]] are aware of. So they may respond to me through [[Emails|E-mail]] as well. Asi-uh, unless they wish to do a-do the video anyway to make their public apologies and whatnot...yes.

''[Groans and smacks head]''

Dang it, [[Autism|I'm losin' my- I'm losing my serious here, lost it there]]. But I am very serious on, uh, getting what-getting justice, what has-what ha-what I've been waiting for for the past four years. Anyway, with that, uh, I would also like to mention that I regularly, rarely do not check my [[Voicemail|voicemails]]. Pretty much, I, uh, check them when they exceed ten or so. Because I am st-I am still paranoid of people [[Prank calls|abusing me]] over da phone lines...yeah.

So, I just leave y'all with that for...this. Have a good day.
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[[Category:Chris-chan videos, August 2011|2011-08-10]]

Talk:Tomgirl Pictures

2011-08-07T21:24:27Z

Sparklemilhouse: /* Sandals */

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In case anyone's wondering, the images are called "TG#" because TomGirl. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 19:09, 28 April 2011 (PDT)

Note that both ears are pierced, not just the gay ear (see: cucumbers on eyes pic). Also, that's his real hair and the images aren't censored; he's wearing a g-string. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 19:54, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
: Are they really pierced or are they those clip on/magnet ones?? Is there anyway we can tell?? --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 20:04, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
:: They're real. Trust me. If they were clip ons, there would be more of an indent. I'm also pretty sure that clip ons are bigger. The ones I had as a kid certainly were, and I was pretty into those things. [[User:PedoforkBait|PedoforkBait]] 20:08, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
::: That would make sense...I bet the ring/hoop ones are fake though, there's no hole for them in other pictures (unless he got them later). And why are they so oddly placed?? They aren't on the lobe like they should be...unless they've changed where they put them now (I got mine when I was 7). Or...could he have done them himself??? --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 20:13, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
:::: They are real. Also, I'm not aware of any way to have a stud clip-on. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 20:35, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
*At this point, he's gotta be fucking with us. He wants to gross us out, so we don't bother him. --[[User:TheIronFjord|TheIronFjord]] 20:05, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
: You think he pierced his ears to get us to leave him alone? [[User:PeachyKeen|PeachyKeen]] 20:20, 28 April 2011 (PDT)

He's using a real camara to take his picture in some of these, that's unusual. I wonder what the poor guy who had to develop them was thinking. O_o [[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 20:31, 28 April 2011 (PDT)

The saddest thing about all this is that this didn't even suprise me in the slightest, I wasn't even mildly shocked to see Chris in drag, or even with a sock on his flacid manhood. --[[User:Gustofwind|Gustofwind]] 21:31, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
: many are saying it isn't a sock...it's a g-string. You can't see the strings holding it up because of his gut roll over but when he does the picture of his butt, you can see the black thong part in the crack.....if you REALLY want to look that is. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 21:35, 28 April 2011 (PDT)

INFO, somebody has it. Where are the pictures from? Did he upload them somewhere? Or is it old stuff made public by trolls? --[[User:Cuprite|Cuprite]] 22:05, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
:It's all recent and Clyde got it by hacking Chris' PSN. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 22:09, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
::Excellent, this, coupled with the PSN being down, is probably the best chance we'll get at him returning. --[[User:Cuprite|Cuprite]] 22:13, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
::PSN has been offline for a week all because of these photos, spread the word [[User:Acousticvirgin|Acousticvirgin]] 22:15, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
:::In the meantime, someone try to find an appropreate picture of King Hippo from the Captain N cartoon; he also crossdresses, and he's also a fat, useless, discolored retard.--[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 22:17, 28 April 2011 (PDT)

== Disturbing revelation ==

*[http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:TG19.jpg This pic] raises several disturbing things. First off, If you look in the background, you see the journey's sign. Why does this matter you ask?
[http://www.simon.com/mall/MallDirectoryPrint.aspx?id=117 Fashion Square Mall Directory]
Journey's in the section labeled G on the map. Right near exact center of the mall, meaning he walked around like that near small children. It also explains where he might have picked up everything, for the women's Belk is right around the corner. The disturbing part is he walked around the mall a hop skip and a jump from where I work! And before you ask, no I didn't see him drag. Side note, he is wearing his ring again, see [http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:TG5.jpg this pic]. Also, there is a piercing pagoda in the mall. In summation, he got pierced, did up and bought his tranny clothes all in the mall most likely. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 20:32, 29 April 2011 (PDT)CFA
: Is [http://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:TG3.jpg this sign] somewhere in the mall? Is this part of some sort of cross-dressing awareness event, and is Chris just taking part? [[User:Turnabout|Turnabout]] 22:32, 29 April 2011 (PDT)
**It looks like the chalkboard Chris drew on in [[Chris's Big Night Out II]], which is in Charlottesville. That doesn't look like Chris's handwriting, so I think it's safe to assume he has a new, masculine gal-pal. [[User:Baxter|Baxter]] 10:25, 30 April 2011 (PDT)
*That chalkboard is the free speech wall on the downtown mall. You know where he did the sonichu dash vid? Same location. It's at the end down near the post office and right near a merry go round. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 17:20, 2 May 2011 (PDT)CFA
*Maybe something worth adding, additional horror: "Basically this is what Crystal would look like."--[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 12:57, 6 May 2011 (PDT)

Is the chalkboard Jefferson quote Chris' handwriting? If it is, think we should pothole something about how his political views have so radically changed since his congressional address? By the way, who did the Silence of the Sonichus comic? Give him my praise. [[User:GrotchManchowder|GrotchManchowder]]
*probably not. It's the freespeech wall. Plus, given Chris's shitty handwriting, I doubt it.[[User:CFA|CFA]] 19:56, 7 May 2011 (PDT)CFA

== Sandals ==

A rather minor point I'm sure, but as someone who has worked in a shoe store, is it worth pointing out that those sandals are clearly too small for Chris? Possible as a caption under the thumbnail? [[User:SilentThunder|SilentThunder]] 09:41, 3 May 2011 (PDT)
:Chris is a cheap bastard who gets almost all his clothes (in fact, pretty much anything but his video game crap) second-hand; I don't think he's ever been very concerned with picking stuff that actually suits him (though whether this stuff "suits" Chris probably depends on the definition you're working with). As long as it goes on his ever-widening frame without garotting him, he's happy. Of course, maybe you can work a mention of it into the "Chris and Fashion" article... [[User:BlueYonder|BlueYonder]] 10:48, 3 May 2011 (PDT)
:: Yeah i figured, but that looks almost painful how small those are on him [[User:SilentThunder|SilentThunder]] 14:37, 3 May 2011 (PDT)
::: Living Chris's life also looks pretty painful. He's too dense to notice either. [[User:BlueYonder|BlueYonder]] 15:08, 7 May 2011 (PDT)
:::: Also note that in the sandal picture, the carpet is clearly a Target carpet. Wonder if that's the Target he got banned from and he thought he could "shop" there again because he's tomgirly now. --[[User:Sparklemilhouse|Sparklemilhouse]] 14:24, 7 August 2011 (PDT)

== So that surprise... ==

Do we still need that "So you know that surprise" picture on this page? I understand why it was there when this page was started but I'm not sure if it should stay. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 22:13, 5 May 2011 (PDT)
:My opinion counts for nothing, given my n00b status, but I'd say keep it. Adds some drama. --[[User:Redcynic|Redcynic]] 22:19, 5 May 2011 (PDT)
:When I uploaded the images, I wasn't really thinking and assumed that it was part of what had been found from Chris. I think that, as with all images of this sort, if there's a better version or a better image can be made that conveys a similar "message", it should be replaced. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 03:35, 6 May 2011 (PDT)
*I think for the sake of completeness, it should stay. Obviously the uploader of the images added this for a reason, perhaps to set the mood, and the uploader's artistic intent in presenting these images should be preserved.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 23:51, 6 May 2011 (PDT)

==Reversed images==

If you use the DSi's front camera that is in between the two screens, the picture will end up reversed like in Chris's pictures. I would upload a picture or something to show it, but I can't find my sd card -_-

Aside from that, I thought Chris had a camera?? I dunno why he'd stick to his DSi, unless he was planning on sticking around at the mall to use his old attraction techniques. Unlikely.

Probably. [[User:Brown kitty|Brown kitty]] 15:53, 6 May 2011 (PDT)
*Because Chris is a lazy fucker. Why bring a camera when he just use his always on hand DSI? Same reason he uses the PSEYE instead of a proper webcam. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 19:59, 7 May 2011 (PDT)CFA
*Okay, isn't that whole paragraph about the camera images being flipped a little spergtacular? I mean, so fluffin what if the pics are flipped. [[User:SurfShackTito|SurfShackTito]] 01:01, 20 May 2011 (PDT)
::No [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 03:40, 20 May 2011 (PDT)
::*Like the ancient Hawaiians use to say "Aspergium is what run wikis!"--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:25, 20 May 2011 (PDT)

== Tank top ==

Chris's tank top appears to be [http://www.kohls.com/kohlsStore/juniors/tops/tankscamis/PRD~751436/SO+Striped+Ribbed+Tank.jsp from Kohl's], the color he got is currently sold out so here's [http://resources.shopstyle.com/sim/bf/ab/bfabbd0c07bb40895e30c6cc1acd2f1d/kohls-tanks-so-striped-ribbed-tank.jpg another pic of it], although the colors don't line up the same, maybe it's different in the size he wears. --[[User:Digital|Digital]] 23:57, 7 May 2011 (PDT)

== Puke Pic ==

Is the puke pic really necessary? Some of us find that worse than looking at Chris. [[User:Ewwww|Ewwww]] 13:13, 11 May 2011 (PDT)
*I agree it should be removed ----[[User:Observer|Observer]] 06:42, 12 May 2011 (PDT)
*In the future, just do it guys. If someone genuinely believes the article is better off with such a pic, they'll put it back. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:00, 12 May 2011 (PDT)

==Jefferson quote==
Should we point out the Jefferson quote? It seems to imply that Chris wrote the quote, when (in at least my earnest opinion) it just happened to be on the chalkboard above what Chris wrote (I believe we've established before that this some sort of communal chalkboard that anyone can write on).--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:00, 12 May 2011 (PDT)
*I say no, as for the chalkboard, [http://www.readthehook.com/71925/free-speech-wall-national-award Local paper article on the wall]. The jefferson quote is not not surprising, if memory serves, there is a big stone placard right near the wall with that same quote.[[User:CFA|CFA]] 15:18, 12 May 2011 (PDT)CFA
** I think it should be pointed out, but pointed out as not by Chris in order to avoid people thinking it relates in any way, shape, or form to Chris. [[User:SilentThunder|SilentThunder]] 15:11, 17 May 2011 (PDT)

== Just a clarification ==

As this effects the quality of the article, I will post it here where hopefully people from /cwc/ will see me. I know the people involved in these images. Chris was not coached into making these. Someone said to Chris "You should get in touch with your feminine side!" and he ran wild with it. Tito's explanation is absolutely true. Guys, I don't lie when it comes to the CWCki and Chris and if there's something that I cannot say, I either don't say it at all or I hint at it.

In regards to the article, perhaps we should cite Tito's comment in the explanation, you know something like "According to SurfShackTito" so people can take that however they will and link it to that comment as the reference, though copy and paste the text in the event the link goes down or whatever. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:18, 21 May 2011 (PDT)
*You know how cool it would be to refer to yourself as a Citation? "Oh Yeah? Well, Chris is a Colossal Faggot". Citation: Me! Also yeah that idea should suffice.[[User:SurfShackTito|SurfShackTito]] 19:35, 22 May 2011 (PDT)
:Well, I'm new around here (as a user, that is), but I do know you'd better be absolutely certain about this. Still, I suppose it does sound at least plausible - taking something to its literalistic is supposed to be a relatively common feature of autism, and it's hardly the first time Chris has done it. So, the explanation is that Chris drastically overdid somone's advice to 'get in touch with his feminine side', then? If nobody has any objections, then I guess I'll find a place to work that in...[[User:BlueYonder|BlueYonder]] 13:21, 21 May 2011 (PDT)
*Yes but as mentioned on /cwc/, there is no way in hell Chris did that good of a job on the make up by himself. So he had help in that regard at least, be it his mother or some poor store employee. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 18:25, 22 May 2011 (PDT)CFA
*Chris likely went to the mall to get all this done.[[User:SurfShackTito|SurfShackTito]] 19:35, 22 May 2011 (PDT)
:Well, there is a Salon right near the ice cream stand down near belk. Those poor stylists.[[User:CFA|CFA]] 20:14, 25 May 2011 (PDT)CFA

== Chris's Parents ==

Does anyone know if these have been mailed to the Chandler household? I. myself, am curious as to how they would react. It might also prove Bob's current health condition --[[User:Cthuluology|Cthuluology]] 17:35, 1 June 2011 (PDT)
*Given that Chris apparently went out in public like this, I'm not sure how much of a secret he's making of it. Besides, giving Bob a heart attack would be hitting a bit lower than most of us would like to go. [[User:BlueYonder|BlueYonder]] 14:11, 17 June 2011 (PDT)

Talk:Piedmont Virginia Community College

2011-06-23T16:09:25Z

Sparklemilhouse: /* Confirmation of Vice President's list. */

Was it the PVCC graduation that Chris spazzed out?--[[User:UncleBastard|UncleBastard]] 06:49, 31 March 2009 (CEST)
*No, that was definitely high school. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:49, 3 April 2009 (CEST)

**Just noticed that Chris's degree's say he graduated in 2006. Granted he was banned for a year, but wouldn't it then have taken 5 years to earn his associates degree, not 4? Just asking [[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 15:00, 21 May 2010 (EST)
==To do==
Add about how Chris "reacted in the most appropriate way" or whatever the hell he said. IMHO, sounds like Chris might have physically assaulted MLW or at least come close. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 14:12, 14 May 2009 (CEST)
: ''I reacted with my own attack that she had been asking for the whole time.''
: I interpreted this as Chris splurging on the printer and putting more of his ads everywhere on campus. If it were near-physical I'd be amazed he didn't get permabanned or worse. [[User:Axe|Axe]] 10:01, 16 May 2009 (CEST)

==English==

Theorectically:

'''-Chris is a dumbass all year, reads book-'''

'''CWC: O HAY I HAVE AUTIZM TOO'''

'''Prof: No, you don't. You're totally neurotypical'''

'''-Tard Rage-'''
'''-Kicked-'''

About right, or does someone have the real story? I'm curious --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 05:17, 2 July 2009 (CEST)

Not a big thing, but I noticed that underneath his PVCC graduation gown, he's wearing his honor roll sash from high school, so I added it.[[User:WarOfTheBees|WarOfTheBees]] 17:23, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

== Did he wear his high school cap & gown to his college graduation? ==

It appears that he's wearing a blue cap & gown compared to everyone who is wearing the traditional black gown. The tassel also appears to be from high school too. --[[User:Sparklemilhouse|Sparklemilhouse]] 14:54, 12 June 2011 (PDT)

*I just compared photos and yeah, seems so. BTW, are you generally allowed to wear a graduation gown from another school/college?
P.S. photos for comparison... 
http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:0558-ChrisChanOfY2KClass.jpg 
http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:0712-CWCCollGrad3.jpg --[[User:Elliebytes|Elliebytes]] 19:05, 12 June 2011 (PDT)
*After looking at [[:File:0711-CWCCollGrad2.jpg|this pic]], you guys might be right. Damn, Chris is fucked up. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:12, 13 June 2011 (PDT)

== PVCC itself ==

Im not seeing where Piedmont Virginia Community College is laughed at by other instituions, in fact im finding praise for it in its role in the local community. Im not defending it, im just not a fan of false information. (kyweaver, Feb 14th 2011. 11:30 CT)

== Confirmation of Vice President's list. ==

Unfortunately, it is true that Chris was awarded to Vice President's list in 2005 at PVCC. You can thank my temp job for finding that one out. However, he was on academic probation in Fall of 2001, Spring of 2002, Spring of 2003, --[[User:Sparklemilhouse|Sparklemilhouse]] 14:56, 12 June 2011 (PDT)

Oh, he also has no financial aid information dating back to all the years he went to PVCC.. I assume this means that his parents paid out of pocket for PVCC. --[[User:Sparklemilhouse|Sparklemilhouse]] 09:09, 23 June 2011 (PDT)

Piedmont Virginia Community College

2011-06-12T22:01:48Z

Sparklemilhouse: /* Graduation */

:''For other uses of "PVCC", see [[PVCC|the disambiguation page]].''

[[Image:RealPVCCLogo.jpg|thumb|The public education system has failed us miserably...]]

'''Piedmont Virginia Community College''' is Chris's collegiate [[Wikipedia:alma mater|''alma mater'']], a [[Wikipedia:Community college|community college]] located in [[Charlottesville, Virginia]]. At PVCC, [[Chris]] earned an associate's degree in [[Wikipedia:Applied science|Applied Science]] and a [[CADD|Computer-Aided Drafting and Design]] certificate. After [[Slow-in-the-minds|four years of study]], Chris earned his degree; astute observers will note that associates' degrees usually take students two years in the U.S. He also made [[Mary Lee Walsh|the Dean's]] List, or so he claims.<ref>[[Miyamoto Saga]]: "I earned two degrees in Computer Aided Drafting and Design at Piedmont Virginia Community College, and made the Dean's List."</ref>

In the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comics]], PVCC is the realm of the evil witch [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. In real life, Walsh, in her role as Dean of Student Affairs, gave Chris a hard time on his [[Love Quest]] and at points shattered his heart, lowering his [[heart level|level]] to nearly zero. Chris took revenge in his own inimitable fashion, making her into a character in his comics: the evil witch in command of a villainous group known as the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]].

Chris began classes in PVCC in [[2000#September|September 2000]]. For reasons unknown, even to Chris, he originally chose "Marketing" as his major. Or, more likely, his [[father]] chose it for him. Bob quickly transferred Chris to the [[CADD]] course, as this was in the days before he had completely given up on the idea that his son will become a functioning adult.<ref>[[Jackie_E-mails#Chris_is_lazy.2C_Hates_simple_chores]]</ref>

==Kicked out of English==
[[Image:Matchdotcom1.jpeg|thumb|For reference, this is what Chris wore to college.]]
Chris's first great PVCC trauma occurred when he was kicked out of an [[English]] class on his [[birthday]].

Chris at one point claimed that his class was reading ''Wednesday's Child''<ref>[http://www.amazon.com/Wednesdays-Child-Inspector-Banks-Novels/dp/0380820498]</ref>, a story about an [[autistic]] girl who [[Death threats|brutally murders people]]. Chris said that he told his [[JERKS|male]] professor that by golly, he is autistic too! This allegedly resulted in Chris's ejection from that class on 24 [[February 2003]], Chris's twenty-first birthday. According to Chris, the reason was the professor's misunderstanding and fear of [[autism]]. Chris cried and later passed the course when he retook it with a female professor.

Of course, there is more to this story than Chris lets on. In conversations with his [[gal-pal]]s years afterward, Chris admitted that the topic of [[homosexuality]] had come up in a group discussion in class. Chris made a derogatory and inappropriate comment (in his words, he emitted "exclamations you'd likely hear from a [[Niggo|black person]] in [[church]]"), and was promptly told to leave.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 5|Jackie Chat #5]]</ref>

After being kicked out, Chris sat at a table by himself and cried. As well as reinforcing Chris's [[JERKS|hatred of men]], this event also inspired Chris to begin his [[Love Quest]].<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#Start of my Sweetheart Search]]</ref>

==Kicked out of college==
The college itself is intolerant of those who are [[Love Quest]]ing, and makes extra effort to cockblock any males on its campus by brutally censoring any signs that show the least bit of interest in romance; after all, [[Virginia is for Virgins]].

By mid-[[2003#October|October 2003]], Chris had been using his [[Attraction Sign]] for two months without success. [[Mary Lee Walsh]], under the impression that Chris was soliciting [[sex]], seized [[Attraction Sign|the sign]], yelled at him in "a very violent manner," and harshly criticized his methods. Chris made a new sign, only to see Walsh sabotage his plot once again a few weeks later. This served only to make Chris [[Chris and anger|rage]] and spam the college with his ridiculous ''[[Sonichu's News Dash!]]'' newsletter. As a result, Walsh gave Chris a stern lecture, and following a violent outburst on his part, banned him from PVCC for a year, made him take an anger management course, and forced him to see a shrink.<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#Enter the Wicked Witch of the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]]</ref> To this peculiar chain of events we owe the eventual release of the [[autism papers]].

To make matters worse, PVCC is largely considered something of a joke, even by alumni.<ref>http://collegeprowler.com/user/joatmon8/</ref> So Chris basically didn't just fail at community college; he failed at a community college that failed at being a community college.

==Graduation==
After spending four years on a course of study that normally takes only two, Chris graduated with an associate's degree in Applied Science and a [[CADD]] certificate. Chris has repeatedly and falsely claimed to have two degrees.<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 4|BlueSpike PSN Chat #4]]</ref><ref>[[CWC - Hand Drawn Original]]</ref><ref>[[IRC (26 October 2008)]]</ref><ref>[[Cole Smithey E-mails]]</ref><ref>[[IRC (24 October 2008)]]</ref>

Compared to his [[Manchester_High_School#Graduation|high school graduation]], he didn't seem to give a fuck. Of note, Chris wore not only his [[Sonichu medallion]], but his [[honor roll]] sash from [[high school]] underneath his gown, and yet another sign that he cannot move on from high school — so much so that he even wore his original high school gown and tassel to his college graduation.

<center>
<gallery>
Image:0710-CWCCollGrad1.jpg|Graduation
Image:0711-CWCCollGrad2.jpg|Such is his disdain for college, he's wearing the [[medallion]] and the same [[Chris and fashion|shirt of fail]] he draws himself in.
Image:0712-CWCCollGrad3.jpg|And as usual, Chris couldn't care less and he disrobed himself like a little kid.
Image:0714-PVCCCaddDeg2.jpg|His Associate of Applied Science degree.
Image:0713-PVCCCaddDeg1.jpg|His CADD certificate. Chris insists this is a degree, but the [[Commonwealth of Virginia]] begs to differ.
Image:391-SchuPVCCArticle.jpg|"Student featured in ''[[Nintendo Power]]''."
</gallery>
</center>

==PVCC as viewed by Chris==
Christian Weston Chandler refers to Piedmont Virginia Community College as the '''Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens''' (abbreviated '''PVCCitizens'''; or, on one occasion, as '''Piedmont Virginity College'''<ref>[[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation]]</ref>) due to the grudge he holds against the college. Within the context of his [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']] comics, Christian has characterized the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens as the headquarters for the activities of the villains of [[CWCville]].

As you can imagine, when the [[troll]] message boards were created, [[Private_Villa_of_Corrupted_Citizens_(message_board)|it just had to be christened with this name]].

==See also==
* [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]]
* [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)]]

==Sauce==
<references />

==External links==
{{CWCipedia}}
* [[Wikipedia:Piedmont Virginia Community College|Wikipedia article on PVCC]]
* [http://www.pvcc.edu/ PVCC website]

{{Places}}

[[Category:Attraction Locations]]
[[Category:Education]]
[[Category:Places]]
[[Category:Things Chris hates]]

Talk:Piedmont Virginia Community College

2011-06-12T22:00:20Z

Sparklemilhouse: /* Confirmation of Vice President's list. */

Was it the PVCC graduation that Chris spazzed out?--[[User:UncleBastard|UncleBastard]] 06:49, 31 March 2009 (CEST)
*No, that was definitely high school. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:49, 3 April 2009 (CEST)

**Just noticed that Chris's degree's say he graduated in 2006. Granted he was banned for a year, but wouldn't it then have taken 5 years to earn his associates degree, not 4? Just asking [[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 15:00, 21 May 2010 (EST)
==To do==
Add about how Chris "reacted in the most appropriate way" or whatever the hell he said. IMHO, sounds like Chris might have physically assaulted MLW or at least come close. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 14:12, 14 May 2009 (CEST)
: ''I reacted with my own attack that she had been asking for the whole time.''
: I interpreted this as Chris splurging on the printer and putting more of his ads everywhere on campus. If it were near-physical I'd be amazed he didn't get permabanned or worse. [[User:Axe|Axe]] 10:01, 16 May 2009 (CEST)

==English==

Theorectically:

'''-Chris is a dumbass all year, reads book-'''

'''CWC: O HAY I HAVE AUTIZM TOO'''

'''Prof: No, you don't. You're totally neurotypical'''

'''-Tard Rage-'''
'''-Kicked-'''

About right, or does someone have the real story? I'm curious --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 05:17, 2 July 2009 (CEST)

Not a big thing, but I noticed that underneath his PVCC graduation gown, he's wearing his honor roll sash from high school, so I added it.[[User:WarOfTheBees|WarOfTheBees]] 17:23, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

== Did he wear his high school cap & gown to his college graduation? ==

It appears that he's wearing a blue cap & gown compared to everyone who is wearing the traditional black gown. The tassel also appears to be from high school too. --[[User:Sparklemilhouse|Sparklemilhouse]] 14:54, 12 June 2011 (PDT)

== PVCC itself ==

Im not seeing where Piedmont Virginia Community College is laughed at by other instituions, in fact im finding praise for it in its role in the local community. Im not defending it, im just not a fan of false information. (kyweaver, Feb 14th 2011. 11:30 CT)

== Confirmation of Vice President's list. ==

Unfortunately, it is true that Chris was awarded to Vice President's list in 2005 at PVCC. You can thank my temp job for finding that one out. However, he was on academic probation in Fall of 2001, Spring of 2002, Spring of 2003, --[[User:Sparklemilhouse|Sparklemilhouse]] 14:56, 12 June 2011 (PDT)

Talk:Piedmont Virginia Community College

2011-06-12T21:56:50Z

Sparklemilhouse: /* Confirmation of Vice President's list. */ new section

Was it the PVCC graduation that Chris spazzed out?--[[User:UncleBastard|UncleBastard]] 06:49, 31 March 2009 (CEST)
*No, that was definitely high school. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:49, 3 April 2009 (CEST)

**Just noticed that Chris's degree's say he graduated in 2006. Granted he was banned for a year, but wouldn't it then have taken 5 years to earn his associates degree, not 4? Just asking [[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 15:00, 21 May 2010 (EST)
==To do==
Add about how Chris "reacted in the most appropriate way" or whatever the hell he said. IMHO, sounds like Chris might have physically assaulted MLW or at least come close. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 14:12, 14 May 2009 (CEST)
: ''I reacted with my own attack that she had been asking for the whole time.''
: I interpreted this as Chris splurging on the printer and putting more of his ads everywhere on campus. If it were near-physical I'd be amazed he didn't get permabanned or worse. [[User:Axe|Axe]] 10:01, 16 May 2009 (CEST)

==English==

Theorectically:

'''-Chris is a dumbass all year, reads book-'''

'''CWC: O HAY I HAVE AUTIZM TOO'''

'''Prof: No, you don't. You're totally neurotypical'''

'''-Tard Rage-'''
'''-Kicked-'''

About right, or does someone have the real story? I'm curious --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 05:17, 2 July 2009 (CEST)

Not a big thing, but I noticed that underneath his PVCC graduation gown, he's wearing his honor roll sash from high school, so I added it.[[User:WarOfTheBees|WarOfTheBees]] 17:23, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

== Did he wear his high school cap & gown to his college graduation? ==

It appears that he's wearing a blue cap & gown compared to everyone who is wearing the traditional black gown. The tassel also appears to be from high school too. --[[User:Sparklemilhouse|Sparklemilhouse]] 14:54, 12 June 2011 (PDT)

== PVCC itself ==

Im not seeing where Piedmont Virginia Community College is laughed at by other instituions, in fact im finding praise for it in its role in the local community. Im not defending it, im just not a fan of false information. (kyweaver, Feb 14th 2011. 11:30 CT)

== Confirmation of Vice President's list. ==

Unfortunately, it is true that Chris was awarded to Vice President's list in 2005 at PVCC. You can thank my temp job for finding that one out. --[[User:Sparklemilhouse|Sparklemilhouse]] 14:56, 12 June 2011 (PDT)

Talk:Piedmont Virginia Community College

2011-06-12T21:54:16Z

Sparklemilhouse: /* Did he wear his high school cap & gown to his college graduation? */

Talk:Manchester High School

2011-06-12T21:51:38Z

Sparklemilhouse: /* Prom? */

==Basketball==
Needs a subsection on this. It's briefly mentioned in the intro and there's a few pics but we need to elaborate on this since Chris has gone into quite some detail about it. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:32, 30 November 2009 (CET)

==Reunion info?==

Since Chris graduated in 2000, his 10 year reunion would be happening this year. I did a little digging on alumniclass.com and found the following info:

2000 Manchester High School 10 Year Reunion
 Relevant classes: 2000
 Date: November 08, 2010
 Time: Noon

They give an address, but it seems to only come up with an address for a data service company. This was the only info I've found on this, and it looks like Chris (or someone posting as him) has a profile on this site. I wasn't able to check out the profile due to the site requiring money, but I know that his picture popped up on the main page under pictures of alumni. Is anyone able to find anything about the 10 year reunion? [[User:Meeko|Meeko]] 14:53, 18 April 2010 (UTC)meeko

*According to the school's website, there's no reunions for the class of 2000 planned in 2010. There isn't any mention of when the class of 2000 will reunite. [[User:Meat Miracle|Meat Miracle]] 15:26, 18 April 2010 (UTC)

*I looked up the address of where the reunion is being held on google earth. The place looks like some school called "Covenant School the Lower". I highly doubt anyone who went to Manchester High in Chesterfield is going to drive the 70 some miles to Charlottesville for a class reunion. Here's a screen shot of where the reunion is suppose to be held- [http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c381/ShinGokuIAM/Others/manchesterreunion.jpg] [[User:ShinGokuIAM|ShinGokuIAM]] 12:44, 5 November 2010 (PDT)
:*My thoughts are similar. Why would they have a reunion somewhere two and a half hours away from where they went to school?--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 13:22, 5 November 2010 (PDT)

== Graduation ==

I think the graduation section should link to every time Chris has re-told what happened on Graduation Day, to show how the story has evolved each time he told it. In addition to what's already there, he's whined about it in the [[Jackie E-mails]], one of the [[Kacey Calls]] and most recently the [[Autism Tutorial]]. It seems like every time he tells the story, he adds more details to explain why he was crying, like he's trying to pretend that the awards weren't the only thing he cared about it and he was only crying because it was "dark and rainy" or whatever, not because he's a crybaby shithead. Also the Autism Tutorial is the first time he re-imagined the story without even mentioning the awards, instead he implies that he only run away crying because he's Autistic. [[User:Acousticvirgin|Acousticvirgin]] 18:09, 14 April 2011 (PDT)

== Prom? ==

In Chris' "prom photos" it seems as though Chris mistakenly thought some sort of after school spring dance (or even a graduation party?) was his prom. Nobody in these pictures are dressed in prom attire. --[[User:Sparklemilhouse|Sparklemilhouse]] 14:51, 12 June 2011 (PDT)

Talk:Manchester High School

2011-06-12T21:50:25Z

Sparklemilhouse: /* Prom? */ new section

Chris and art

2011-02-08T05:14:21Z

Sparklemilhouse: /* Choices of materials and technology */ added name brand of his pens.

{{quote|I wish I could get- find out what Christian's really good- well, he’s pretty good in drawing… |[[Bob Chandler]]<ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript]]</ref>}}

[[Image:ProportionFail.jpg|thumb|Chris is an expert at proportion]]

'''Art''' has been, and always will be, [[Chris]]'s selling point. From the very day [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] found out about Chris and his creation of [[Sonichu]] to today, many people have taken interest in Chris because of his infamously bad artwork. Encouraging Chris to produce more of it remains a popular troll objective.

The sad part is, this is the closest Chris has to an actual "skill." It's no wonder he's never been able to keep a job.

==Chris and the medium==

=== Exercise of skills and improvement in craft ===
[[Image:001-Christophers1stSonic.jpg|thumb|Chris's earliest known drawing from when he was 15. No, not 1.5 - ''fifteen''.]]
[[Image:0025-ChristophersMicroMornings.jpg|thumb|left|Not bad for a grade-schooler. Sadly, he peaked in the [[1980s]].]]
Since Chris first started drawing, his artwork has been abysmal. The extent to which it has improved since the first time he drew [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] is equivalent to going from the skills of a four-year old to those of an eight-year old. Chris has never considered his artistic skill in need of improvement; he is always fully satisfied by the first attempt at a drawing he makes.

Because he believes his art is already perfect, Chris does not see the need to practice. He does no drawing exercises, and cannot look for room for improvement in his drawings because he refuses to accept the idea that his drawings can be in any way flawed.

Chris has said he spends "an hour at most" drawing a comic page and about a half-hour coloring it.<ref>[[Mailbag 2#In which Chris insults someone who drew a picture for him]]</ref> He is simply not aware of or refuses to accept the fact that producing the kind of high quality artwork that fans expect in a good comic strip is very labor intensive and can easily take hours even with professional software programs such as Photoshop.

In his mind, the act of creating is almost a chore. Because to him every idea he has is perfect from the moment it pops into his head, creating is just a matter of recording his genius. At times, he would expand ''Sonichu'' stories in summary form on [[CWCipedia]], a medium better equipped to keep up with his racing and easily distracted imagination. Everything he says or writes, he considers to be a part of his comic's continuity partly because it is easier to record these euphoric and fleeting bouts of inspiration as they occur rather than days, weeks, months, or even years later in comic form.

Chris believes that everything he creates is inherently worthy of adoration, and that it will bring him legions of adoring fans and the [[China|attention]] of women.

=== Comic writing and structure ===
{{main|Chris and writing}}
Chris is as poor a writer as he is an artist. Chris does no preparatory writing or preliminary revision, his narrative is wholly improvised and shifts regularly, he cannot write clear, succinct dialogue, and has little regard for visual clarity.

=== Choices of materials and technology ===
[[File:Marker Section.jpg|thumb|Crayola is the official art supplier for the ''Sonichu'' franchise, whether they like it or not.]]
Chris believes that his so-called "hand-drawing style" is superior to art produced by any other means. This is due to Chris's hatred to change what he has already learned and his belief, as a consequence of his [[Chris and his ego|ego]], that his method is the best by virtue of being his.

Obviously, Chris's skill cannot compensate for the poor materials he uses. He does his work a disservice by using tools that are the cheapest available: copy paper, Pentel RSVP ballpoint pens and Crayola Magic Markers.<ref>[[Mumble 7#10:21 Another fan asks about art supplies|Mumble #7]]</ref> These happen to be the tools he has used since childhood.

Chris's artwork is far from archival quality, and in some instances shows [[Wedding Comic|signs of wrinkling]] as soon as it has been finished. Chris has defended his practice of [[Chris and writing#Dialogue|rampant textwalling]] as a way to "save marker ink."<ref>[[Mailbag 19]]</ref>

Chris appears to have some version of Photoshop at his disposal (as seen in the "Spider-Man-fucking [[Clyde]]" saga), but uses it sparingly outside of lettering and inserting photographs and other drawings in comics. Chris's font of choice is [[wikipedia:Comic Sans|Comic Sans]], a font that is almost universally condemned as overused and ugly.<ref>[http://bancomicsans.com Ban the Comic Sans]</ref><ref>[http://achewood.com/index.php?date=07052007 They will make you taste the curb]</ref>

Chris believes that using new technology creatively provides an unfair advantage in the service of inferior results. Chris has consistently called ''Asperchu'' "blocky and low resolution" because it was drawn with a tablet. In one of his [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 1|phone calls to Alec Benson Leary]], Chris said his hand drawn art had "more character" (never mind that tablet art is technically hand-drawn art anyway). He also thinks that his [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|web page]] was awesome because it was made from "notepad scratch", i.e., built with Windows Notepad instead of complex WYSIWYG tools like FrontPage; Chris forgets that while a lot of professional web designers also write raw HTML with text editors, they generally also have some eye for aesthetics.

=== Drawing techniques ===
[[Image:CChanDraws.jpg|thumb|Strange pen grips can be corrected with the assistance of school teachers. Chris slept through these lessons.]]
Chris has never even learned to hold a pen correctly. Instead of holding the front of the pen with the thumb and forefinger, he draws with his index finger sticking out and bent around the pen. Give this a try and see how long it takes for your hand to cramp up.

While most artists will produce multiple sketch versions of a single drawing, often layered on top of one another, Chris's confidence in his innate artistic ability is such that his first step in a page of ''Sonichu'' is drawing the final lineart in pen before coloring it in with Crayola markers. If he makes a mistake, he goes "Oh well!" and continues. There is no post-processing beyond adding text to word balloons with MS Paint. Attempts to inform him that digital coloring is more efficient and far less expensive than wasting gallons of marker ink filling in monocolor backgrounds have failed.

=== Visual style and anatomy ===
[[Image:099-CWCsCWC.jpg|thumb|left|Nice arms you got there, Chris.]]
{{Quote|sonichu had kind of a kiddy art style, which i guess was your point. [...] i thought you meant it as an avant-garde thing, to make a statment like, ironically bad|[[Jackie]]<ref>[[Jackie Chat 2]]</ref>}}
Before the comics, Chris attempted realism for work in oil pastel, charcoal, and graphite, presumably for art classes in school. The results can be [[Chris and art#Gallery of Art|seen below]].

Chris started out with a cartoony style for the comic book, full of techniques consistent with early efforts at drawing by small children. Things changed as Chris got into [[anime]] and manga, and sought to emulate them to impress his [[gal-pal]] at the time, [[Megan Schroeder]]. Like many amateur western artists, he copies only the surface elements of the anime style: big eyes, pentagonal heads, speed lines. These art elements were simply laid over his original "style" with no adjustment.

Chris makes no attempt to maintain consistency in character designs, and has no understanding of classical anatomy and proportion in figure drawing. His characters are drawn using simple shapes - colored-in outlines without ''any'' shading - and even so, he is unable to keep the shapes consistent to any degree. For example, in the opening of [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]], [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|the children]] tend to noticeably get deformed in different manner in each panel, despite the fact that they're drawn as just an oval for the head, a rectangle for the body, and smaller ovals for the arms and legs. In all characters, limbs morph, heads change size, and faces become unrecognizable; it's only by color scheme that we can guess which character is which. Beyond his differently-colored eyes and Sonichu medallion, no two Chrises have ever looked alike, or even remotely resembled the actual Chris. The character sizes are also inconsistent, which is strange considering most of the characters appear to be about the same size: in most drawings where Sonichu is carrying Rosechu, Rosechu seems to shrink. Finer details of human anatomy have long escaped him; because Chris never draws women with pronounced hips, the results tend to resemble children or men, with unfortunate implications in either case.

[[Image:Son-ChuVehicle.jpg|thumb|This car will either always veer left or never run at all.]]

Despite boasting that his "drawings of perspective viewpoints are surpassive[sic]"<ref>[[Miyamoto Saga]]</ref> due to his training in [[CADD]], Chris constantly fails at perspective, with objects implied to be far-away depicted too large. This is evident in his many [[Son-Chu|vehicle designs]], where the front is usually a direct frontal (90 degree) view, regardless of the view angle of other sides. This inability to demonstrate parallel lines renders the car distorted. The lack of any concept of shading only further destroys any semblance of perspective; legs that are implied to be bent forward at the knee only end up looking shorter.

Possibly the worst offender is Chris's constant omission of backgrounds. Most scenes happen only on the white backdrop of the paper. Apparently, readers are supposed to infer what the background looks like based on context. Thus, simply drawing a wide-angle shot of the scenery as the first (usually transitional) panel in a scene would suffice. Combined with his inability to make a proper layout, many action scenes end up becoming a jumble of characters moving around without regards to sequence. The reason he does this is probably the same as the reason why he textwalls so often: to "save marker ink," meaning he's lazy. (Incidentally, the proper use of white space and the conservation of painted space is a key element in East Asian art, but despite his anime obsession he is unlikely to have heard of this.)

A related phenomenon is simply drawing characters as floating disembodied heads. The [[Magi-chan|deus ex machina/exposition machine]] is the biggest victim of this. Once again, Chris could not be arsed to draw a full body. Thus, combining all known forms of "marker ink conservation", some pages are just a bunch of floating heads speaking walls of text.

Chris owns at least one book about drawing manga, as seen in [[My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey]]. The book in itself covers everything to do with portraying couples, including images of couples in bed making love. Whether Chris bought it to better draw out his delusional fantasies or for more material to gawk at during mass debating isn't known. Either way, the book has taught him nothing.

=== Character design ===
::''See also [[Chris and Writing#Characterization|Characterization]]''

A large portion of ''Sonichu'''s cast is clearly derivative of existing characters. In addition to the obvious ''Sonic the Hedgehog'' recolors, Chris has lifted designs from any anime, video game, or even Western animation he is fond of, with no regard for visual consistency.

Beyond that, he doesn't even bother trying to design better clothing for his characters. Most of them wear stereotypical "basic" clothing and Chris himself wears his usual clown shirts and pants. With the sole exception of [[Meg-chan]], every female that shows up in his comics wears high-heeled dress shoes.

Even when the source of Chris's plagiarism is readily apparent, these lifts can still add up to less than the sum of their parts. Inspired by the fusion characters of ''[[Dragon Ball Z]]'' and ''[[God of War]]'', [[Collosal Chan]] looks more like a hobo than a fusion of Chris and Chris-Chan Sonichu. Though clearly his own effort to design baby [[Pokémon]], [[Sonee and Rosey]] look more unnerving than adorable.

===Fan service===
[[wikipedia:Fan service|Fan service]] is a term used to describe something that is meant to tease or please the audience. It can refer to any content seen as an effort to appease the desires of fans, but is used primarily, and in this section, to describe scenes of a sexually titillating nature.

Since his discovery by the Internet, Chris has inserted increasingly large amounts of fan service into the initially tame Sonichu in an effort to assert the heterosexuality of himself and his characters. The range of fan service in ''Sonichu'' includes panty shots, Rosechu's [[women's rights|stripping]], cameltoe indentations, and even a full [[Sonichu 8#Episode 17|sex scene]] followed by four pages of text and diagrams describing Sonichu and Rosechu's sexual anatomy.

Due to his lack of artistic faculties, much of Chris's depictions of sexuality are highly unsettling to most readers. Any attempts to add "sexy" material come across as Chris's own wish-fulfillment, rather than attempts by Chris to please his audience.

While the point of fan service is to hint at sexuality in an otherwise clean work meant for general audiences, ''Sonichu'''s sexual content hides nothing and disturbs many, despite the fact that Chris has always viewed ''Sonichu'' as a comic intended for children.

==Animation==
Most recently, Chris has taken up a new medium in the form of animation. Using the Nintendo DSi program ''Flipnote Studios'', Chris has taken his drawing to a whole new level. Or at least could have. His drawing has degraded greatly when doing artwork here, mostly due to using the DS's stylus pen. When doing animations, his characters have very little fluid movement to them and they seem to jerk and wobble, as if they're characters from ''Ed, Edd, & Eddy'' or ''Home Movies''. The best one to tell of this is the [[Don'tGetTrolled!]] animation. You can tell which part was animated by Chris and which part was animated by the original author, 8-Bit, due to the fact that Chris's artwork just wobbles in a distorted fashion.

== Chris and the industry ==
{{main|Chris and the industry}}
In ''[[The Sonichu Chronicles]]'' and [[Chris's resume]], it's revealed that Chris is under the impression that his art is of professional quality, and expects to enter the comic and video game industries. His résumé states a desire to produce ''Sonichu'' comics under contract for Marvel Entertainment or Archie Comics. By all indications, this is an idle wish as Chris expects to be approached by these companies first. Chris has consistently shown little comprehension of, or interest in learning about, how the creative industries actually work.

==Originality==
He has [[Things Chris has ripped off|none]]. Let's leave it at that.

==Plagiarism==
: ''See also: [[Chris and copyright]]''

''Sonichu'' is a fine blend of a wide variety of recognizable copyrighted elements. Just about any existing medium that Chris has ever expressed a fondness for appears in some capacity.

Chris has a long history of claiming all credit for fan characters initially acknowledged as being created by others and offered for use in Chris's comics. The first of these were [[Megagi]], [[Jiggliami]], and [[Layla]], but the most infamous instance, and the one that Chris defended the most fervently, was [[Simonla Rosechu]].

At the same time, Chris once had a policy of threatening nonexistent legal action against the creators of any ''Sonichu'' fan art he could find, and was worked into a [[12 January 2010|magnificent rage]] over the ''Sonichu''-derivative fan work ''[[Asperchu]]''.

As well, Chris has gone so far as to take [[Don'tGetTrolled!|a video]] and alter it to suit his needs. Now, granted, there were other videos done using that same video, but where they just altered the stick character or sped up the video in the same vein as a YouTube Poop, Chris completely and utterly altered the video to suit his needs so that a humorous video over [[trolling]] is turned into Chris's mouthpiece to destroy Freedom of Speech to make the Internet safer for him.

===Tracing===
'''Tracing''' is an art technique where another piece of art, in whole or part, is copied along its outlines. As a means of producing original art claimed as one's own, tracing is a form of plagiarism.

Images traced from existing copyrighted content appear regularly in ''Sonichu''. Chris traces with the "Reflecta Sketch", a since-discontinued toy tracing kit produced by Spin Master. The kit comes with a reflective piece of plastic where an original can be placed to the left and the reflection is used for tracing an outline. This is why most traced images in ''Sonichu'' are mirror images of the original work. Due to their poor quality, consistent in appearance with ''Sonichu'' art that is not traced, these traced images often go unnoticed as tracing. The fact that Chris [[fail]]s even at tracing is a surprise to no one.

Alternatively, Chris uses these images as references and simply tries to draw images free-hand based on them. This is no worse than directly tracing the outlines, but better explains why his results are so distorted in respect to their references. Chris probably uses a combination of both techniques (as some images look closer to their originals than others), showing utter lack of skill and originality either way.

===Traced images from the ''Sonichu'' Comic===
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Image:Aquateenvssonichu.jpg
Image:SAV-Swindle.jpg
Image:RClina.jpg
Image:PunislavBarrier.jpg
Image:Bumble-Lumba-Bumblebee.jpg
Image:Prowl prower.jpg
Image:SOUNDAXE.JPG
Image:CrackderISthundercracker.jpg
Image:Familyguytrace.png
Image:Cwct1.JPG
File:Rosey caesar.jpg
</gallery></center>

==Rule 34==
[[Image:Chris and Rule 34.jpg|thumb|Chris's creations believe that his [[Rule 34]] artwork is "lifelike".]]
Chris has no shame, and neither does his artwork. Of his many sexually explicit drawings, the most damning one of all is [[ShecameforCWC.jpg]], which brought an end to the Megan Saga and cemented the notion that Chris was an incestuous [[pedofork]].

As seen in this gallery, Chris can't even copy bad porn to save his life, with Rosechu turning into a deformed monstrosity in each panel, all for the sake of [[Chris and sex|sex]]. Especially noticeable is the final picture, which shows off a recurring trend in his pictures: the "Glowing Cunt", in which Chris draws the "[[cum]]" from the woman ''around'' and ''outside'' the vagina instead of from the inside, making it appear to glow.

It can be reasonably assumed that all of the images in this gallery are traced, and that those not paired plagiarized source material simply have yet to have their "inspirations" discovered.

=== Gallery of traced Rule 34 pictures ===
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</gallery>}}

==Art gallery==
Seen below is a selection of Chris's public school art assignments, from a slideshow on Chris's homemade [[DVD]]. At his high school graduation, Chris expected to be "Highly Recognized" for his "ARTISTIC TALENT", represented in this body of work. When he was not, he cried.<ref>[[Manchester High School#Graduation]]</ref> This work was produced under the supervision of a professional art instructor and the incentive for Chris to give each piece more thought, care and attention than he now prefers to when creating only for his own satisfaction. Despite this, they're still terrible.

{{collapsible
|Gallery of Chris's Art
|<gallery>
Image:441-CubScoutShield.JPG|Defending the honor of [[Chris and health|junk food everywhere!]]
Image:442-HedgehogShark1.JPG|Sculpted in such a way that it looks like a [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|toilet]] at first blush.
Image:443-HedgehogShark2.JPG|
Image:444-MecheFox.JPG|Fox McCloud one month after crash-landing in the middle of Africa.
Image:445-SonicTotem.JPG|The result of Rosechu's late-term abortion.
Image:446-CWCWeave.JPG|The teacher quickly thought up something to keep Chris occupied for the rest of the lesson.
Image:447-CWCSonicPlate.JPG|Coming soon from Franklin Mint...
Image:448-CWCWigwam.JPG|Ancient relic of the [[Cherokian Clan]].
Image:449-CWCDreamCatcher.JPG|It doesn't catch dreams. It ''stares into your soul''.
Image:450-HedgehogFish1.JPG|Sad to say, it was originally Chris who came up with the "Long fish is loooooo
Image:451-HedgehogFish2.JPG|oooooooooooong" meme.
Image:452-CWCsBunchOfArt.jpg|Scan of a print of a photograph of drawings. How very meta!
Image:454-CWCsPossibleFuture.JPG|[[Autism]] is in Living Room. Autism is in Wife. Autism is in Children and - well - Autism is in Life.
Image:455-EspanolicAndVegaton.JPG|A rare shot of Chris's largely forgotten Pokémons, Espanolic and Vegaton.
Image:459-CWCsBanjo.JPG|Banjo, the champion of Christianity and bright colors.
Image:460-CWCsComputerGraphicsPoster.JPG|In the first lesson, the computer graphics teachers usually say something like "Don't go crazy with the effects, m'kay?" Chris never listens.
Image:463-SonicAndTailsBunch.jpg|A Magic Eye picture that reveals absolutely nothing. We tried.
Image:464-CWCSpeckle.jpg|The teacher who traumatized Chris wasn't actually the principal - it was the art teacher, who forced Chris to make a drawing with prickly-wicklies.
Image:465-CWCsStarCoilPot.JPG|An ash tray that shoots tobacco straight to the Sun - powered by dark magic.
Image:466-CWCNecklace.jpg|Some [[Cherokian Clan|Ancient Cherokian]] [[Sex toys|anal beads]].
Image:467-CWCPlate.JPG|It's... off-center.
Image:468-SonicCup.JPG|Sonic [[Yawning Squirtle|unfocuses]].
Image:469-SonicCupSide.JPG
Image:470-CWCCoilPot.JPG|Chris's shield was eaten.
Image:471-ChristophersLeatherFace.JPG|Following in Ed Gein's footsteps.
Image:472-CWCWingCapDish.JPG
Image:473-YarnPot.JPG
Image:474-SquarePot.JPG
Image:475-RelaxingCWC1.JPG|A relaxing person who bears little resemblance to Chris.
Image:476-RelaxingCWC2.JPG|The same. Hilariously enough, [http://www.miketyndall.com/todd_goldman/ Todd Goldman] ripped off the "[[White knight#Chris will reject your advice|I just don't listen]]" things on the background. Everything is interconnected! [[Soul Calibur|Tracing and ignorance, fiercely entangled!]]
Image:477-PastelDuoPic.JPG
Image:478-PastelHorses.JPG|[[My Little Pony|Proto-Cheroki-Chan.]]
Image:479-PastelSunset.JPG|[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|A big golden turd.]]
Image:482-SwirlingEspanolics.JPG
Image:483-RainbowLeaf.JPG|Oh my GAWD! What does this ''mean''?
Image:484-MergingPeople.JPG|Art class pictures usually have some sort of central idea the teacher gave to the students. Chris is unable to communicate it to us.
Image:485-CWCsF.JPG|It's a passable drawing, so it's possible Chris didn't fail the class. But if it is a drawing of failure, did he also create his first time paradox here?
Image:486-CWCcatchesaPikachu.JPG|Chris approaches a wild Pikachu, aiming to bash its brains out with a rare pygmy Electrode.
Image:487-CWCMergedinArt.jpg|A clever idea. Probably his teacher's, though.
Image:488-100_0521.JPG|Something that looks like the shopping mall, but actually isn't.
Image:489-100_0522.JPG|"I wish I were in [[Inos|Jamacia]]" (sic). Deep-rooted wishes, I see.
Image:490-100_0523.JPG|Colorful arboreal antics.
Image:491-100 0524.JPG|Possibly "L" and "O". Could be a corruption of LOL.
Image:492-100 0525.JPG|Raichu, the Turbo Megazord, Sonic, Game Boy and Nintendo 64 controller.
Image:493-100 0526.JPG|See, he ''can'' draw a proportional drinking straw. [[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail]] was ''deliberate''.
Image:494-100 0527.JPG|Indistinct shapes, possibly [[Crass and Champ|crabs]].
Image:495-100 0528.JPG|A collage of weird local imagery.
Image:496-100 0529.JPG|Daffodils, which, in Greek mythology, first came forth as a result of [[Chris and his Ego|narcissism]]. Also: Skeleton.
Image:497-100 0530.JPG|[[Christian's name change|The Bear]] keeps on truckin'.
Image:498-100 0531.JPG|[[fapcup|Jars]]. A proudly standing bottle and a tomato, casting nice round shadows.
Image:499-100 0532.JPG|Mysterious floating keyring.
Image:500-100 0533.JPG|Not sure what ''this'' is, but it looks a bit phallic.
Image:501-100 0534.JPG|Chris's Ash Ketchum get-up.
Image:503-100 0537.JPG|Pikachu, Mew, what looks like Chris's personal Pokégear stuff, and an ad for [[CWC's Pokésite 2]].
Image:504-100 0538.JPG|[[April 16 Fetish Vids|Shower]]???
Image:505-100 0539.JPG|A drawer full of what appears to be [[CWCFlyingElephants|socks]] and [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS]].
Image:506-100 0540.JPG|[[R.L. Stine]] books and Pokémon.
</gallery>}}

==Costume Design==
Continuing his trend of using the cheapest materials possible while incorporating only the vaguest of likenesses, Chris's foray in cosplay is par for the course with his hand-drawings. They're poorly made, not thought out, and Chris likely believes they're professional quality.

For examples, see ''[[Chris and cosplaying|Chris and Cosplaying]]''.

==Tl;dr==
Chris is an anti-artist, an anti-artist who insists on forcing his 'works' down the throat of anybody who will pay him mind.

== Sauces ==
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{{Chris and}}
{{Sonichu}}

Talk:Chris and the law

2011-02-03T09:15:10Z

Sparklemilhouse: /* September 1, 2005? */ new section

==To do==
*Chris's version of justice (whatever the hell he thinks the difference between jerkops and "true justice" is)
*explanation in Chris's own words about his run-ins with the law
*real life run-ins compared to his comic run-ins
*warped sense of justice
*need to fix the police thing. Apparently, he thinks the police are alright as "blue and black are the colors of TRUE justice; all others are vice" --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:13, 15 March 2009 (CET)

*Don't forget what he'd do as ruler of the world for a day. --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 06:17, 2 January 2010 (CET)

== Legal system of CWCville ==

This Krapple post does a good job at explaining what's wrong with the legal system:

{{quotebox|This trial reminds me of show trials in a dictatorship.
- The judge immediately admitted he was partial to Chris. I admit that don't know terribly much about the justice system, but to my knowledge, judges are required to be impartial. 
- The defendants were obviously supplied with sub-par judges 
- The trial for execution took all of five minutes! No court psychologist, no official procedures, nothing! 
- The plaintiff is also the sole leader of CWCville, and one of its greatest employers (soup hotels) which means that the majority of the jury has reasons to say Mao and the gang are guilty (they don't want to lose their job, they don't want to be arrested themselves by Chris,...) 
- The copyright issue got more attention than the murder, proving that it's more about Chris's petty pride than delivering justice.
- I know I already said this, but I'll say it again: The trial for an execution took five minutes. 
- "humane death? What's that? Just use them as target practice!" }}

I think we can work this in without it being too tangential, essentially we'd be pointing out that Chris's legal system lacks many very basic provisions found in most democratic legal systems, much less the Anglo-American tradition of law, namely violating impartiality. Concretely, Chris is violating the Fifth Amendment (right to [[Wikipedia:due process|due process]] which seems to include impartiality), Sixth Amendment (right to trial by jury by an IMPARTIAL jury), Eighth Amendment (freedom from cruel and unusual punishment - I believe they've ruled that hanging or electrocution is considered "cruel and unusual", so Chris's methods of torture by having the victims get revenge would definitely meet that), and that's just what I've read so far from the comic.

This discussion really should go here, though it could go in the main [[CWCville]] article but it says a lot about the legal system or maybe we can get into details of the trial in the CWCville article and maybe remark on Chris's flagrant disregard for basic legal principles here. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 15:24, 25 February 2010 (UTC)
*There was another one that was mentioned in a later post, but it's basically said twice in that quote you posted: most, if not all, death penalty cases take years to process. Hell, from the arrest to execution took all of a ''week!'' As well, I think the person meant to say that the four were supplied with sub-par ''lawyers'', not judges - the guy Chris gave them was a crack-addled idiot whose main purpose was to just get them killed!

:In any case, I agree that all of this should go in both here as well as the [[CWCville]] article.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 15:31, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

I think this article could do with a rewrite. It's kind of disorganized compared to the other Chris and... articles.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 15:49, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

==Cub scouts?==
It says that chris was kicked out of cub scouts. Where did this information come from? Also, do we even know why he was kicked out? --[[User:Exemplary|Exemplary]] 20:10, 28 April 2010 (UTC)
*I believe it was in one of his last Mailbags. The reasoning? [[AUTISM]] BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 17:35, 3 May 2010 (UTC)

==Rewrite Started==
I decided to start the Chris and the Law's revamping with a few small things. I revamped the introduction, rearranged certain article parts, edited out some of the stupid piping and removed an entire section that really didn't need to have it's own section. It still needs work, but that's good enough for a start at the moment.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 17:38, 3 May 2010 (UTC)

== Anti-badmouthing law ==

Obviously aimed toward trolling... I think I remember reading somewhere that trolling was constitutionally valid or something. I forget the source or exact wording, though. Would be worthwhile to add if we find it. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 20:38, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
:The closest thing that came in my mind is the case of Megan Meier who committed suicide after a serious case of cyber-bullying. The case known as [[Wikipedia:United States v. Lori Drew|United States v. Lori Drew]] brought a non-guilty verdict. So, unless the Virginian State vote lays against cyber-bullying, Chris is still fair game.[[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 21:01, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

== Photo Law ==

Whoever edited this article to say photographing a person in public is illegal needs to get their facts straight about the law concerning photography. It is not illegal to photograph a "private person" or any other person (including minors) in public. The only time it is illegal to photograph a person is when they enjoy a reasonable expectation of privacy (i.e. in the bathroom, a changing room, inside one's home etc). This is why Snorlax and Barb were full of shit when they threatened to sue [[Mimms]] and [[Lucas]] for taking a picture of Chris-Chan, which is mentioned a few lines above, so it's strange the article would contradict itself just a few lines later. [[User:Aclevertitle|Aclevertitle]] 02:30, 12 September 2010 (PDT)

== September 1, 2005? ==

I've searched everywhere in the wiki, but I cannot find the reason why Chris was arrested on September 1, 2005, other than the brief mention [here[http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/March_2005#September]], that just states that he was arrested. [[User:Sparklemilhouse|Sparklemilhouse]] 01:15, 3 February 2011 (PST)