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January 2015 Facebook posts

2015-01-10T15:38:24Z

Splurgy: /* Charlie's horse */

The following covers Chris's activity on his personal [[Facebook]] page in [[January 2015]]. He also continued to contribute to his activist page, [[FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!]].

==Summary==
* 1 January - Chris is tired from moving back into his [[14 Branchland Court|house]].
* 5 January - Chris reiterates that he will use pepper spray against people who make him upset.
* 8 January - Chris accuses [[SEGA|Sega]] of forcing him to assault a [[GameStop]] employee.
* 9 January - Chris posts a meme and says he feels lousy.
* 9 January - Chris opposes conversion therapy for both [[homos|homosexuals]] and [[Sonic the Hedgehog]].
* 10 January - Chris again defends his actions on [[26 December 2014]].

==Chris's posts==
===Charlie's horse===
A "Charley horse" is an American term for painful leg cramps. Chris makes a pun, a rare reprieve from his usual [[random-access humor]].
{{quotebox|1 January 2015
Charlie's Horse continues to run tricks around the track during Both Legs of the race.

I have been seriously working my ass off a LOT, along with the movers, in getting moved back into [[14 Branchland Court|the house]] most recently. A portion of my [[Chris and health|pains]], in addition to lower back, can be figured out in the above pun.}}

===Don't fuck with Chris===
{{quotebox|5 January 2015
I have been on the move, with the heavy listings and transport back to my original house, and still sorting, organizing and all. I also have been at a Lack of WiFi and [[Internet]] access since last Wednesday. The only internet I have at home here is on the 3G on my phone.

I have been very busy and very [[stress|stressed]]. And should anyone give me a difficult time during my outings resulting in turning my day bad with the verbal attacks and threats to my person, I Will Defend Myself, and only retaliate when absolutely necessary. I Would even spray myself.

I Sincerely Wish people would positively Like me, yet I am unable to change their minds. And if I Have to defend myself to get any respect as an individual person, then it is THEIR Fault for frightening me into that defensive stance.

‪#[[‎SEGA‬]] will definitely hear of the Earlier Incident as well.}}

===It's all Sega's fault===
{{quotebox|8 January 2015
[[File:Blarms.jpg|thumb|left]]
Ugh!!! I Fucking Hate These People for continuing to allow the damn blue arms to exist! And I fucking hate them for changing the arm colour in the first place and ultimately from that damn seed event, force me to be attacked, having to defend myself, and forcing me to spend a weekend in jail!

‪ #‎SEGA‬

‪ #‎SonicTheHedgehog}}

===Chris feels like a mongoose===
{{quotebox|9 January 2015
[[File:Chris worry.jpg|thumb|right]]
And I am a sad, lonely, worrying individual. :(}}

According to his mobile phone, Chris made this post from Danville, Virginia. Kenneth Englehardt wrote:

{{quoteboxgreen| I'm just curious why he drove all the way to Danville.}}

Chris responded:

{{quotebox|Danville? I have NEVER driven to Danville. And I do NOT like most to all Memes; I watched the episode of [[Wikipedia:Littlest Pet Shop (2012 TV series)|Littlest Pet Shop]], and it reflected how I Felt moreover after I found the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] webpage when I Googled my name late October, 2007. <nowiki>>:(</nowiki>}}

===Born this way===
Chris signed a petition to cancel a new TV show, "My Husband's Not Gay," and wrote:

{{quotebox|9 January 2015
[[File:Nohomo.jpg|thumb|left]]
The idea behind this show IS Terrible. You Can Not change an individual for who they are, period. And I also did not like how the "Doctors" tried to do that with Lesbians in the 1800s; Most Disgrading and Awful! I am a [[homos#Chris the lesbian|(Female Soul) Transwoman (no operation yet), And a Lesbian]]. No One will ever change my feminine ways and habits, because that is Who I Am, and My Soul Is Female! And I REALLY Hate being born with the Damn [[duck|Male Parts]]; I REALLY Should have been born Female. And the idea behind this show is AS WRONG AND HORRIFIC AS SEGA Changing Sonic's Arm Colour in the damned Sonic Boom Games and Cartoon TV Show!!! Neither of These Shows SHOULD BE AIRING AT ALL!!!}}

===Chris is on his rocker===
Chris's recent arrest had received from attention from the blogosphere. Chris commented on one of these articles (http://wiiudaily.com/2014/12/man-maces-gamestop-employee-over-sonic-boom/#.VLC_uO3bJ68.facebook):

{{quotebox|10 January 2015
Off my rocker?! How Dare She? My Protest was Sound, Valid and Meant to be Good. And she completely ignores that on the day I had to defend myself from that [[manajerk|Ass Manager]], HE VERBALLY ATTACKED AND OFFENDED ME. And I had no idea of what other pains and stresses He was capable of doing, and I did not want him following me either. You All Do Not Understand my Fragile Mind, nor do Any of You All have Any Caring Nor Understanding to Leave a mentally scarred, damaged and flawed individual like me Be and At Personal Peace of Mind. BUT HELL NO! YOU ALL KEEP ON STRESSING ME MORE AND CAUSING PLEASANT DAYS GONE BAD ON ME. Especially MOST OF EVERY LAST [[JERKS|MALE]] IN THIS WORLD; All of you are nothing but immature, borish, uncouth, and damned Neanderthals. It is no wonder why a lot of Women detest the lot of you, and why I am Most Disgusted and Ashamed to have been forced to be born a damned member of your Male Gender. Hmpf!}}

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2015

2015-01-10T15:13:25Z

Splurgy: /* January */

{{Ongoing}}
'''2015''' is the seventh year of organized trolling. Coming full circle with the unfortunate incident where his [[14 Branchland Court|house]] burned down last year, Chris announced that the renovations on it were finished, and that he would be moving back in. However, this bit of good news is completely tarnished by what had transpired mere days before the turn of the new year: [[26 December 2014|Due to the events]] of [[December 2014]], Chris could be spending most of this year in prison, a threat that loomed over his head [[28 October 2011|once before]]. However, unlike last time, Chris neither has a [[This is how the Trial went|decent attorney]] nor a ''[[Chris and the Law|(mostly)]]'' clean slate to fall back on, which makes the outlook of this year fairly grim.

==Events of 2015==
*Sometime during the course of year, Chris will have been married to [[Lovely Weather]] and participated in a medical study to cure [[Homos|homosexuality]], as predicted in [[Sonichu 10]]. With the year slowly creeping in and little sign of [[Chris and reality|this actually happening]], it's safe to say that Chris's expectations of the future may have lead him on a bit too much.
*Chris could be serving time in prison [[26 December 2014|due to his recent incarceration]] and the January [[Mal-Wart]] incident. Depending on the outcome of his trial on February 5th, whether or not this is true is up for speculation. But, you can rest assured, Chris will most definitely paint himself as the victim, and not the person he assaulted.

==January==
{{main|January 2015}}
*As of [[December 2014]], Chris had also announced that he would be moving back to the recently renovated [[14 Branchland Court]], possibly within the course of the month or early January.

==February==
*As of December 29th, the trial for the GameStop incident has been continued and the next court date is set for February 5th.

== Sources ==
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{{Timeline}} [[Category:Chronology]]

Tomgirl Pictures

2014-10-06T18:46:44Z

Splurgy: /* Fan works */

{{Honest}}
{{quote|My Tomgirl and Tomboy acquaintances, I feel it is time I introduce myself better. I am more than just a Tomgirl. I am the high-functioning autistic person who was heavily emotionally damaged, artistic inspiration lost with paranoia, deception, blackmail and plain hurtful words from those bottom-feeding Trolls. I am the hand-drawing original creator of Sonichu, Rosechu and the city of Cwcville, Virginia, USA.|[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|KookyDashy]], aka Chris <ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?p=490#p490 Re: We've been found AND mocked horribly! :( ] - The Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia post where Chris reveals himself.</ref>}}

One day, [[Chris]] decided to cross-dress. Then take '''pictures''' of it. Then go out in [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|public]] and take pictures of it. The pictures were leaked by [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]] on 28 [[April 2011]]. According to Tito, this bizarre new stunt was apparently Chris's extremely [[autism|overboard reaction]] to [[Jackie|someone]] advising him to get in touch with his [[Chris and sex|feminine side]]. The photos also marked the beginning of the Tomgirl [[saga]].
[[File:TG1.png|center|300px]]
==History==
Chris has a long history of female fashions and mannerisms, from the [[Anime Wings]] seen in Sonichu [[Sub-Episode 5]] to the [[Muscle bra]]. Chris has even wondered what he would be like if he were born a female.<ref>[[Mailbag 27]] - Is Chris hitting on Bailey Jay?</ref> The most complete list of Chris's feminine traits can be seen [[Homos#Evidence that Chris is gay|here]]. To show his support to all Tomgirls and Tomboys of America, he started up a new band, [[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]] consisting of a TomGirl Robee (formerly Robbie), and TomBoy Cera and Christine.
[[File:I am tomgirl.jpg|center|350px]]

==Chris's outfit==
[[File:TG10.jpg|thumb|right|Would you fuck me? [[It's not that cold|I'd fuck me]]. I'd fuck me HARD.]]
* Bright green nail polish
* Earrings (a purple glass stud and a blue ring) - Note that piercing the right ear is traditionally code for [[Homos|homosexuality]]; guess which one Chris pierced twice?
* Women's sandals
* Blue eye shadow
* Jeans
* Blue string top
* Black thong
* A silver ring (Note that silver rings have been used to symbolize a pledge of [[F Abstinence|abstinence]] until [[Lovely Weather|marriage]])<ref>[[:File:TG6.jpg]] - Chris-Tran with his new silver ring</ref><ref>[http://www.silverringthing.com/ silverringthing.com]</ref>
* A red and blue sweater vest (tank top) with a red shirt underneath it
* Red lipstick
* A new pair of [[Pedo-Glasses|glasses]]
* A new head-band (as seen in the [[Facebook]] pictures)
While not seen in the leaked images, Chris's posts in [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]] revealed he also donned skirts and panties as part of his new look.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=20&p=162#p162 Re: Girly Things Tee Hee]</ref><ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=39&p=315#p315 Re: Mothers]</ref> In [[September 2011]], Chris was also photographed carrying a purse. Because it was never seen before, it might have been a one time thing.

==Tito's Introduction==
Chris decided that being a [[JERKS|man]] was too much work. It often involves [[Stress|stressful]] activities such as getting a job, excercising,
and supporting a family. The role of the man was too stressful for the life of Christian Weston Chandler.

He decided he would take the route that was easier for him. The path that he was so familiar with in [[Manchester High School|Highschool]].
The manchild felt that he could identify being a lady seeing that he has had vast experience of hanging out with girls
in the cafeteria. Chris decided that being in touch with the femine side would be the truth key in his quest.

But wait! Does that make him gay?

Not in Chris' lifetime it doesn't. Thanks to 3 months of dry spell and constant hours of TV have deluded him. Based on the archetype you would see on movies and video games, you would learn of the "Tomboy", The girl with boyish next to dykish features would allow her to be swarmed by the opposite sex with her short hair and her appreciation of the Dresdon Dolls.

"If a girl could do it, So can a boy", Chris thought. Thus he has coined the term "Tomgirl". A man in touch with his feminine side, and totally heterosexual.

== Gallery of Chris-tran ==
Several of these images are reversed left-to-right, possibly because Chris took them with the front camera on his [[Nintendo|DSi or 3DS]] (Which, like most front-facing cameras, flips the image so that the picture matches what the user sees on the screen, as though the user were looking into a mirror). It should also be noted that picture taking occurred in at least three different places. Pictures [[:File:TG3.jpg|TG3]] and [[:File:TG4.jpg|TG4]] are taken on the Downtown Walking Mall. [[:File:TG12.jpg|TG12]] and [[:File:TG19.jpg|TG19]] are taken at the [[Fashion Square Mall]] and the rest taken in his [[14_Branchland_Court|home]].

<center>{{Collapsible|Chris-tran|<gallery>
File:TG2.jpg|Tomgirl car in ''[[ModNation Racers]]''
File:TG3.jpg|Chris previously drew on the [[Charlottesville]] Free Speech Wall in [[Chris's Big Night Out II]].
File:TG4.jpg
File:TG5.jpg|Chris matched the color of his [[Amnyfest Ring|high school ring]] with his new pair of sandals.
File:TG6.jpg
File:TG7.jpg|Left ear buccaneer, right ear [[Homos|queer]].
File:TG8.jpg|Not the first time that Chris has covered his face in [[pickle]]s and [[Semen|white goo.]] Also, he's using the [[Plush Breasts]] as a pillow.
File:TG9.jpg|You just know this picture will be used in the paper when Chris finally kills [[Michael Snyder|someone]].
File:TG10.jpg|Not even [[White knight|white knights]] can say anything to defend this...
File:TG11.jpg|I wonder what Fred Phelps would say about this....
File:TG12.jpg
File:TG13.jpg|DAT ASS
File:TG14.jpg
File:TG15.jpg|[[Barbara|Barb 2.0]]
File:TG16.jpg
File:TG17.jpg|He made himself into a sweetheart from the ground-up.
File:TG18.jpg|GOODBYE HORSES
File:TG19.jpg
File:TG20.jpg|The PlayStation Move SharpShooter doesn't make the look any manlier.
File:TG21.jpg|A pillar of heterosexuality, and that's [[List of Chris's lies|TRUE AND HONEST]]
File:TG22.jpg|If he wears this and claims to be straight, I'd hate to see him when he comes out of the closet.....
File:TG23.jpg
File:TG24.jpg|Note the [[Medallions_of_Fail#The_Asperchu_Medallion_.28a.k.a._The_Medallion_of_Win.3F.29|Asperchu Medallion]] at the top right.
File:TG25.jpg
File:TG26.jpg
File:CWCJuly2011.jpg|Chris's [[Facebook]] pic of July 2011, with Tomgirl earrings.
File:PSN TOMGIRL1-1.jpg|A random PS3 Home avatar which in no way reminds us of Chris. Good thing they put the usernames there.
File:Chris 09.jpg|In September, Chris was spotted at [[Wal-Mart]]. Note the purse.
File:RoD3b.jpg|March Picture 1, featuring Tomgirl Chris.
File:ZyK7a.jpg|March Picture 2
File:IiL3P.jpg|March Picture 3
</gallery>}}
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== Fan works ==
<center>{{Collapsible|Fan Works|<gallery>
File:Would you mount and do me.jpg
File:Tomgirlart.jpg
File:Chrisgirlfriend.jpg
File:Tomgirl.jpg
File:Tomchu.png
File:Chris_x_Tomgirl.png
File:New-Anchuent-Form1.jpg
File:New-Anchuent-Form2.jpg
File:Cwcc.jpg|"IT'S A TRAP!"
File:Uguu.jpg
File:1314251396.scumdog cwc.png
File:Tomgirl_by_silphen.png
File:The_virginian_virgin.jpg
File:Chris_tran_by_linkcantriforce.jpg
File:Hemanchristian.jpg|Tomgirl or He-Man?
File:Whatcouldbe.jpg
</gallery>}}
</center>

==References==
<references/>

==See also==
*[[Homos]]
*[[Chris and fashion]]
*[[Gaybian]]
*[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]]
*[[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]]

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File:Whatcouldbe.jpg

2014-10-06T18:45:30Z

Splurgy: Chris, with several pounds of makeup, less weight and a wig

Chris, with several pounds of makeup, less weight and a wig