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Some Favored Comedians

2010-05-21T05:45:26Z

Squirrelbait: /* Transcript */ italics

[[Image:Chris gay trucker.jpg|thumb|right|Larry the Trucker Man]]
'''Some Favored Comedians''' (officially "'''Some Favored Comedians.MOV'''") is a 20 [[May 2010]] video where [[Chris]] bores his [[fanbase]] by discussing various comedians and Seth McFarlane. He reiterates his [[Cleveland Show Voice Rant|dislike for the change in voice actors on The Cleveland Show]], does several terrible impersonations, and describes a scenario where Jerry Seinfeld meets him and does a stand up act about how [[Chris and ego|awesome]] it is to meet a [[Chris|retarded manchild]]. During this, Chris dubs himself a young, [[Reality|teenage boy]], even though he is approaching early thirties. Chris seems to go out of his way to mention how much he doesn't [[racism|hate]] [[Chris and religion|Jews]] but gives no justification for his [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|recent actions]]. Chris mentions that Larry the Cable Guy should be called Larry the Trucker Man and then switches, in an ADD kind of way, to Peter Cullen's voice acting [[Optimus Prime]].

Despite Chris being a critical and avid fan of The Cleveland Show, he consistently refers to [[Wikipedia:Reagan Gomez|Reagan Gomez]] as "Regina", quite possibly an artifact of his [[Autism]] for which he blames almost all of his shortcomings, or confusion with [[Wikipedia:Regina King|Regina King]], who voices characters on ''The Boondocks''. He also repeatedly mispronounces Mila Kunis's name. Considering that she's the voice of his favorite Family Guy gal-pal, well, that comes as no surprise.
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==Video==

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==Transcript==
Ah, [[Captain's Log]], May 22nd- [''flashes his school ring''] May 20th, 2010. I just uh, started up this video [''takes his glasses off''] to uh, give y'all a little update about myself [''puts glasses back on, coughs'']. You know, I'm doing well, so's my [[Barb|mom]], and for your information my [[Bob|father]] is alive and well, so that rumour is false. My father is alive and well.

Anyway uh, anyway with that, I wanna talk about some of my favourite uh, comedy people. But uh, I'd like to start off with uh, prefacing with uh, preferencing an old- a [[Cleveland Show Voice Rant|past video of mine]], of which I have uh made the complaint about uh... [[Wikipedia:Reagan Gomez|Regina Gomez]] who plays [[Wikipedia:Nia Long|Nia Long]] on [[The Cleveland Show]]. I mean yeah that was definitely like a trade down in comparison. [''Chris turns to his TV''] Let's go to a clip of Nia Long.

[''Clip of The Cleveland Show plays - probably from [[Wikipedia:Da Doggone Daddy-Daughter Dinner Dance|Da Doggone Daddy-Daughter Dinner Dance]]'']

And then uh now, check out uh, Regina Gomez in comparison.

[''Plays another clip from The Cleveland Show - probably from [[Wikipedia:Once Upon a Tyne in New York|Once Upon a Tyne in New York]]'']

You see a difference? Big difference. Regina is a whiny-voiced little brat, whereas uh Nia... [''turns to TV''] was a lot better. And uh, [''turns to camera''] an another reference, that was like uh, when they changed the voice- they changed the voice actress for [''turns to TV''] [[Family_Guy#Chris_and_Meg|Megan Griffin]]. I mean, yeah, here's the first voice. This is an improvement, by the way.

[''Plays a clip from Family Guy'']

Yeah, see well, this was a better change in comparison. You know, change it from... I forget her name... to [[Wikipedia:Mila Kunis|Mila Kunis]]. Whoops, I don't need to select it. Here we go. Here's Mila.

[''Plays a clip from Family Guy'']

Yeah, big difference. Big difference between the uh, voice actresses you know. When they sw- they, did it from [[Wikipedia:Lacey Chabert|whoever she was]] to Mila Kunis, that was an improvement because, you know, maturing- the voice deepens naturally. Whereas The Cleveland Show switching from Ni- switching from Nia Long to Regina Gomez. That's a trade ''down'' [''gestures and points down'']. I mean I- I gotta tell you my opinion [''removes glasses'']. It must have been like uh, Seth McFarlane and uh, Mike Henry musta had uh, too many drinks or somethin' to decide to uh, switch from Nia to Regina. Or a- or I don't know whether it's um, it was their decision or what Nia had in her head when sh- uh, when she left the show for that point.

And I leave you all with that. Let's talk about uh, let's talk about famous comedy people. Uh, y'all know I like uh, I like from class-, from the classics, [[Wikipedia:Lucille Ball|Lucille Ball]] [''High-pitched voice impression''] ''Hello, friends. I'm your Vitameatavegamin girl. Are you tired, run down, and listless? Do you [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|poop out]] at parties? Are you unpopular? The answer to all your problems is in this little bottle. Vitameatavegamin''. And [[Homo|I also like]] [[Wikipedia:Red Skelton|Red Skelton]]. [''Dopey voice impression''] ''We were all going, OK, we were all going to the, uh, we're going to the par-, we're going to the parade. We got a float that we-, and this float that we were on, it looked like the back end of a Cadillac. And then something, and then something happened and we, uh, we don't know what happened, but we went out of control and crazy, and we ended up in McGriffin Park lake. Two ducks swam by and one turned the other and said, "Gertrude, who hatched that thing?"'' [''chuckles a bit''] Very funny people. I also liked uh, [[Homo|I also liked]] [[Wikipedia:Dick Van Dyke|Dick Van Dyke]], [[Wikipedia:Mary Tyler Moore|Mary Tyler Moore]] and, [[Wikipedia:Bob Newhart|Bob Newhart]], there's another good one. I like those types of people, but from today's, uh, from this generation, [[Homo|I like]] [[Wikipedia:Tim Allen|Tim Allen]]. He's a funny man. Yeah. [''Laughs''] I was just remembering the uh, part where- the one where he ''Tim don't put your hand in the light socket *pfft*''. But seriously though, he does very good, he's a funny man.

[[Homo|I also like]] [[Wikipedia:Jerry Seinfeld|Jerry Seinfeld]]. He- he's very funny. I watch his show every- I watch his show every day on TBS... And, you know, too bad- too bad it ended. He coulda done more shows but whatever. That was his call there. He decided that after nine seasons. [[Homo|I like Jerry Seinfeld]], he's a funny man. You know I would- you know I would definitely like to see this, you know, even as [[Chris and reality|a video response from Jerry Himself]], his view on autis- on autistic people. Especially the high functioning autistics like myself, you know.

[''Stares into space, makes a creepy smile'']

And also, think about this, I probably sound like Jerry Sein- I probably sound like Jerry Seinfeld, you know? This could be a comedy routine for himself, you know, that he could do for autistics.

[''Pantomimes holding a mic, attempts to impersonate Jerry Seinfeld'']

Ah yeah, so I just recently been [[Pedofork|introduced to this uh, autistic, uh, boy]]- this autistic teenage boy here. And uh, and we sai- you know, I was introduced, so he opened up to me right away. And then I- and then- later, like I- later at this picnic, this community picnic, he uh, I see him- I see him over there and he wants to find- he wants to [[Fuck quest|meet himself a lady]], so he's hanging out over there. And I don't see him talking to the ladies, he just uh, he's just uh, smiling and being silent. I mean, he ain't gonna go anywhere unless he talks to- unless he talks to the but then again that's part of the autism right there. He just tends to blank out when he's not introduced to people. Because he's scared of the unknown. That's very common among the autistic people. And I'll tell you something else. Today's society where everybody is glued to their computers and internet and all that, they're definitely closing themselves off from society. It's like they're becoming autistics themselves. I mean, if they're definitely not glued in front of their computer they're definitely about as blank as that au- that little teenage boy was.

[''Pantomimes releasing mic, stares into space for a few moments.'']

Eh, yeah, but anyway I would definitely like to hear Jerry Seinfeld's uh, opinions and views, or a comedy sketch about autistic people. 'Cuz I want to ask him about that. Oh yeah, also you know, another Jewish dude I like- that he strikes me as funny, [[Wikipedia:Brad Garrett|Brad Garrett]], you know, from ''Everybody Loves Raymond'', also doing the guy from ''’Til Death''. He actually also starred in an episode of ''Seinfeld'' I read, where he steals Jerry's car. Still that does- that seems kind of dumb, you know. I even read that he tried- he tried out for Kramer, I mean, I mean he definitely would not have been- I do not know if he would be a better Kramer, I mean [''Voice changes''] "What are you looking at crazy?" I dunno. Ha, I mean,
[''Waves arms around''] "Who-whoop-whoop PIA! Yeah. Hi Jer!" [''chuckles''] Yeah I think uh, Brad Garrison is a little bit more subtle, but [[Homo|I like him too]]. You know. And I have nothing against [[Jews|Jewish people]], I mean there's people too, and I got nothing against Jewish community. I mean they have their views and we have our views, Let's leave it at that. I mean they're all- they're all- they're people we're people, [''face contorts with racism''] no problem.

[[File:LarrySad.jpg|thumb|Larry the Cable Guy's likely reaction.]]
I know I sent [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|crossed signals]] about that at past points. Oh, hey, you know [[Homo|another dude I like?]] [''puts on a baseball cap''] Larry the Cable Guy. ''Git-R-Done!'' [''chuckles''] Funny dude, you know. He definitely could been- he definitely had the trucker look going for him if he uh, wasn't being the cable guy. Yeah I mean, I would definitely think that would have uh, the way he was dressed they would him "Larry the Trucker Man!" Trucker Man. [''chuckles''] Yeaah, pretty funny. [''takes off cap''] Oh and also you know, speaking of impressions uhh, here's [[Wikipedia:Peter Cullen|Peter Cullen]] [''Quotes some Optimus Prime lines from Transformers'']. That's spot on, dead on Peter Cullen right there. And I'm glad that, you know, aside from the generation one series, they let him do t- he volunte- he volunteered to do the voice of Optimus in the new movies, as well as in the video games. I mean all th- of all the generations between the Optimus Primes and the Optimus Primals, [''points at camera''] Peter Cullen ''is'' Optimus Prime. Of all time.

Anyway, that's uhh, just uh some of my opinions about some current and past comedians and uh, Seth! Mike! Bring back Nia Long! [''Puts glasses back on''] Anyway, I'll leave y'all with uh, that and those impressions. Until then- until another time when I have another thought or, whatever - have a good day. [''makes the peace sign''] Peace.
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Some Favored Comedians

2010-05-21T05:42:31Z

Squirrelbait: /* Transcript */ Took a stab at translating Chris' mushspeak into a Red Skelton joke about ducks.

[[Image:Chris gay trucker.jpg|thumb|right|Larry the Trucker Man]]
'''Some Favored Comedians''' (officially "'''Some Favored Comedians.MOV'''") is a 20 [[May 2010]] video where [[Chris]] bores his [[fanbase]] by discussing various comedians and Seth McFarlane. He reiterates his [[Cleveland Show Voice Rant|dislike for the change in voice actors on The Cleveland Show]], does several terrible impersonations, and describes a scenario where Jerry Seinfeld meets him and does a stand up act about how [[Chris and ego|awesome]] it is to meet a [[Chris|retarded manchild]]. During this, Chris dubs himself a young, [[Reality|teenage boy]], even though he is approaching early thirties. Chris seems to go out of his way to mention how much he doesn't [[racism|hate]] [[Chris and religion|Jews]] but gives no justification for his [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|recent actions]]. Chris mentions that Larry the Cable Guy should be called Larry the Trucker Man and then switches, in an ADD kind of way, to Peter Cullen's voice acting [[Optimus Prime]].

Despite Chris being a critical and avid fan of The Cleveland Show, he consistently refers to [[Wikipedia:Reagan Gomez|Reagan Gomez]] as "Regina", quite possibly an artifact of his [[Autism]] for which he blames almost all of his shortcomings, or confusion with [[Wikipedia:Regina King|Regina King]], who voices characters on ''The Boondocks''. He also repeatedly mispronounces Mila Kunis's name. Considering that she's the voice of his favorite Family Guy gal-pal, well, that comes as no surprise.
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==Video==

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| shirt = {{DenimJacket|text}}
| previous = [[05142010]]
| next = Current
}}

==Transcript==
Ah, [[Captain's Log]], May 22nd- [''flashes his school ring''] May 20th, 2010. I just uh, started up this video [''takes his glasses off''] to uh, give y'all a little update about myself [''puts glasses back on, coughs'']. You know, I'm doing well, so's my [[Barb|mom]], and for your information my [[Bob|father]] is alive and well, so that rumour is false. My father is alive and well.

Anyway uh, anyway with that, I wanna talk about some of my favourite uh, comedy people. But uh, I'd like to start off with uh, prefacing with uh, preferencing an old- a [[Cleveland Show Voice Rant|past video of mine]], of which I have uh made the complaint about uh... [[Wikipedia:Reagan Gomez|Regina Gomez]] who plays [[Wikipedia:Nia Long|Nia Long]] on [[The Cleveland Show]]. I mean yeah that was definitely like a trade down in comparison. [''Chris turns to his TV''] Let's go to a clip of Nia Long.

[''Clip of The Cleveland Show plays - probably from [[Wikipedia:Da Doggone Daddy-Daughter Dinner Dance|Da Doggone Daddy-Daughter Dinner Dance]]'']

And then uh now, check out uh, Regina Gomez in comparison.

[''Plays another clip from The Cleveland Show - probably from [[Wikipedia:Once Upon a Tyne in New York|Once Upon a Tyne in New York]]'']

You see a difference? Big difference. Regina is a whiny-voiced little brat, whereas uh Nia... [''turns to TV''] was a lot better. And uh, [''turns to camera''] an another reference, that was like uh, when they changed the voice- they changed the voice actress for [''turns to TV''] [[Family_Guy#Chris_and_Meg|Megan Griffin]]. I mean, yeah, here's the first voice. This is an improvement, by the way.

[''Plays a clip from Family Guy'']

Yeah, see well, this was a better change in comparison. You know, change it from... I forget her name... to [[Wikipedia:Mila Kunis|Mila Kunis]]. Whoops, I don't need to select it. Here we go. Here's Mila.

[''Plays a clip from Family Guy'']

Yeah, big difference. Big difference between the uh, voice actresses you know. When they sw- they, did it from [[Wikipedia:Lacey Chabert|whoever she was]] to Mila Kunis, that was an improvement because, you know, maturing- the voice deepens naturally. Whereas The Cleveland Show switching from Ni- switching from Nia Long to Regina Gomez. That's a trade ''down'' [''gestures and points down'']. I mean I- I gotta tell you my opinion [''removes glasses'']. It must have been like uh, Seth McFarlane and uh, Mike Henry musta had uh, too many drinks or somethin' to decide to uh, switch from Nia to Regina. Or a- or I don't know whether it's um, it was their decision or what Nia had in her head when sh- uh, when she left the show for that point.

And I leave you all with that. Let's talk about uh, let's talk about famous comedy people. Uh, y'all know I like uh, I like from class-, from the classics, [[Wikipedia:Lucille Ball|Lucille Ball]] [''High-pitched voice impression''] ''Hello, friends. I'm your Vitameatavegamin girl. Are you tired, run down, and listless? Do you [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|poop out]] at parties? Are you unpopular? The answer to all your problems is in this little bottle. Vitameatavegamin''. And [[Homo|I also like]] [[Wikipedia:Red Skelton|Red Skelton]]. [''Dopey voice impression''] We were all going, OK, we were all going to the, uh, we're going to the par-, we're going to the parade. We got a float that we-, and this float that we were on, it looked like the back end of a Cadillac. And then something, and then something happened and we, uh, we don't know what happened, but we went out of control and crazy, and we ended up in McGriffin Park lake. Two ducks swam by and one turned the other and said, "Gertrude, who hatched that thing?" [''chuckles a bit''] Very funny people. I also liked uh, [[Homo|I also liked]] [[Wikipedia:Dick Van Dyke|Dick Van Dyke]], [[Wikipedia:Mary Tyler Moore|Mary Tyler Moore]] and, [[Wikipedia:Bob Newhart|Bob Newhart]], there's another good one. I like those types of people, but from today's, uh, from this generation, [[Homo|I like]] [[Wikipedia:Tim Allen|Tim Allen]]. He's a funny man. Yeah. [''Laughs''] I was just remembering the uh, part where- the one where he ''Tim don't put your hand in the light socket *pfft*''. But seriously though, he does very good, he's a funny man.

[[Homo|I also like]] [[Wikipedia:Jerry Seinfeld|Jerry Seinfeld]]. He- he's very funny. I watch his show every- I watch his show every day on TBS... And, you know, too bad- too bad it ended. He coulda done more shows but whatever. That was his call there. He decided that after nine seasons. [[Homo|I like Jerry Seinfeld]], he's a funny man. You know I would- you know I would definitely like to see this, you know, even as [[Chris and reality|a video response from Jerry Himself]], his view on autis- on autistic people. Especially the high functioning autistics like myself, you know.

[''Stares into space, makes a creepy smile'']

And also, think about this, I probably sound like Jerry Sein- I probably sound like Jerry Seinfeld, you know? This could be a comedy routine for himself, you know, that he could do for autistics.

[''Pantomimes holding a mic, attempts to impersonate Jerry Seinfeld'']

Ah yeah, so I just recently been [[Pedofork|introduced to this uh, autistic, uh, boy]]- this autistic teenage boy here. And uh, and we sai- you know, I was introduced, so he opened up to me right away. And then I- and then- later, like I- later at this picnic, this community picnic, he uh, I see him- I see him over there and he wants to find- he wants to [[Fuck quest|meet himself a lady]], so he's hanging out over there. And I don't see him talking to the ladies, he just uh, he's just uh, smiling and being silent. I mean, he ain't gonna go anywhere unless he talks to- unless he talks to the but then again that's part of the autism right there. He just tends to blank out when he's not introduced to people. Because he's scared of the unknown. That's very common among the autistic people. And I'll tell you something else. Today's society where everybody is glued to their computers and internet and all that, they're definitely closing themselves off from society. It's like they're becoming autistics themselves. I mean, if they're definitely not glued in front of their computer they're definitely about as blank as that au- that little teenage boy was.

[''Pantomimes releasing mic, stares into space for a few moments.'']

Eh, yeah, but anyway I would definitely like to hear Jerry Seinfeld's uh, opinions and views, or a comedy sketch about autistic people. 'Cuz I want to ask him about that. Oh yeah, also you know, another Jewish dude I like- that he strikes me as funny, [[Wikipedia:Brad Garrett|Brad Garrett]], you know, from ''Everybody Loves Raymond'', also doing the guy from ''’Til Death''. He actually also starred in an episode of ''Seinfeld'' I read, where he steals Jerry's car. Still that does- that seems kind of dumb, you know. I even read that he tried- he tried out for Kramer, I mean, I mean he definitely would not have been- I do not know if he would be a better Kramer, I mean [''Voice changes''] "What are you looking at crazy?" I dunno. Ha, I mean,
[''Waves arms around''] "Who-whoop-whoop PIA! Yeah. Hi Jer!" [''chuckles''] Yeah I think uh, Brad Garrison is a little bit more subtle, but [[Homo|I like him too]]. You know. And I have nothing against [[Jews|Jewish people]], I mean there's people too, and I got nothing against Jewish community. I mean they have their views and we have our views, Let's leave it at that. I mean they're all- they're all- they're people we're people, [''face contorts with racism''] no problem.

[[File:LarrySad.jpg|thumb|Larry the Cable Guy's likely reaction.]]
I know I sent [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|crossed signals]] about that at past points. Oh, hey, you know [[Homo|another dude I like?]] [''puts on a baseball cap''] Larry the Cable Guy. ''Git-R-Done!'' [''chuckles''] Funny dude, you know. He definitely could been- he definitely had the trucker look going for him if he uh, wasn't being the cable guy. Yeah I mean, I would definitely think that would have uh, the way he was dressed they would him "Larry the Trucker Man!" Trucker Man. [''chuckles''] Yeaah, pretty funny. [''takes off cap''] Oh and also you know, speaking of impressions uhh, here's [[Wikipedia:Peter Cullen|Peter Cullen]] [''Quotes some Optimus Prime lines from Transformers'']. That's spot on, dead on Peter Cullen right there. And I'm glad that, you know, aside from the generation one series, they let him do t- he volunte- he volunteered to do the voice of Optimus in the new movies, as well as in the video games. I mean all th- of all the generations between the Optimus Primes and the Optimus Primals, [''points at camera''] Peter Cullen ''is'' Optimus Prime. Of all time.

Anyway, that's uhh, just uh some of my opinions about some current and past comedians and uh, Seth! Mike! Bring back Nia Long! [''Puts glasses back on''] Anyway, I'll leave y'all with uh, that and those impressions. Until then- until another time when I have another thought or, whatever - have a good day. [''makes the peace sign''] Peace.
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== I want to warn other women ==

Hello, my name is Jackie. Jesus, I can't believe I'm doing this.

Long story short, I'm in the market for a boyfriend and I posted online, thinking I would give it a shot. I meet a guy named Christian Weston Chandler. Guess where this is going.

I didn't know anything about this guy before I met him there. I talked back and forth with him for a bit on email, got to know him a little. I didn't know he was such an internet freak. But he told me all about this cwcki site, because I wanted to know more about him and I wanted him to make a video for me. He initially refused to make a video for me because he said it "got him in trouble before". I didn't know what he meant, so he sent me here to see videos of him talking to previous girlfriends and how the nasty trolls got him in trouble for it. Mind you, he was very careful to remind me that this website is full of lies and shouldn't be trusted, despite the fact he himself sent me here.

But I respected the fact he was at least being honest with me about this online shit. Or so it seemed. I watched a bunch of his videos, got more and more disturbed by them. I questioned him on some things, like how he apparently cheated on one of his ex-girlfriends with some other girl online. As was quite insulting (but not at all surprising now that I've familiarized myself with this site), he lied to me and said it never happened. Even though he himself admitted to cheating on her in a video HE MADE.

And a bunch of other shit he lied about too. Like professing his love for me every five minutes, even though he COULDN'T REMEMBER MY FUCKING NAME. Check this video out: http://www.mediafire.com/?zzivjw32mlj
I asked him to make me a video showing me his female-pleasuring skills (this was before I started to realize what a disgusting piece of shit he is), and he CALLS ME BY HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND'S NAME.

So there you go, have at it. He calls this website full of liars, but as far as I can tell he's a worthless piece of shit and this site is pretty frank about it. I'm fucking done dealing with him but I thought I'd contribute my experience as a warning to all the other women in Virginia.--[[User:JaxRomy|JaxRomy]] 12:24am, 22 April 2010 (EST)

:* Hello Jackie, and welcome. I am sorry you had to encounter Christian without any prior warning- the truth must be shocking and a little frightening (you know he twice tried to convince the trolls to trick him into raping someone who was [[rocky|trying to help him and only looking out for his best interests]], right?). I'm sure I speak for everyone here when I say that you are most welcome here, and that your experience will be added to the massive (and growing) pile of documentation regarding this mental man and his life. Your goal of warning others is a noble one and I invite you to come, join in the documentation and study of Christian Weston Chandler. Again, you have my sympathies. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 04:54, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Glad to be of service! Also, if you feel like you want to, you can add a better profile for him to Dontdatehimgirl.com--there's been one up there since 4chan/SA found his comic in 2007 and it's woefully out of date. And sorry you had to put up with being in a relationship with Chris. You are also welcome to contribute any information you want.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 04:58, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Welcome, Jackie, and I apologize for the inconvenience you had in registering for a new account. If you have any questions or concerns, feel free to leave a message on my [[User talk:Champthom|talk page]].--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:01, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Chris chan, "cute"? Lol. Anyway, welcome. --[[User:James Lamp-Eye|James Lamp-Eye]] 05:08, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*At least Chris had the lack of sense to point you here and warn you of what you were in for if you met him. Every new bit of Chris we see is darker and more disturbing than the last. This site does little more than hold a mirror up to Chris and let his own words speak for themselves. Enjoy exploring the man-child-sized bullet you just dodged. Any and all contributions you wish to make would be most appreciated. As you can see, we "trolls" are mainly fascinated observers of the perversion of nature known as Christian Chandler. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 05:31, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Jackie, I am so sorry you had to go through this.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:58, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Welcome and we're sorry for what you had to experience with Chris. You were lucky he pointed you here so soon. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 06:01, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Welcome Jackie and thank you for sharing your experience with us. I must congratulate you on your fortitude. The video he sent you make me feel quite nauseous and it's not even aimed at me! Yes, Christian Chandler is quite the sick puppy we describe and yet your e-mails are filled with juicy details and interesting anecdotes. You have proven your value and you are most welcome here among us. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 06:10, 22 April 2010 (UTC)
:*Hey, there. I'm so sorry about what happened between you and Chris, but it was for the best, yes? Hope you have fun here. じゃね!--[[User:SniperFire16|SniperFire16]] 13:21, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*I still have to ask why you answered an ad placed by guy dressed like Ash Ketchum. [[User:V3N0M1300|V3N0M1300]] 17:04, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

== YOU ARE FAGGOTS ==

every single last one of you. seriously. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:52, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
* We love you too, Clyde. --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 02:05, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
:* Indeed. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 02:06, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
::* Have my babiez, plz?--[[User:SniperFire16|SniperFire16]] 03:24, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
*I want you inside me, Clyde. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:30, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
*Oh Clyde, you're too nice. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 03:25, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
*Cool.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:40, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
*Yes. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 12:47, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
*he's on to me --[[User:Robotnik|Robotnik]] 01:58, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
*Oh Clyde, you are awesome.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:44, 21 May 2010 (UTC)

== Icon Templates ==

So I've added some code to the icon templates (and even added the normal icon template code to about a third of the shirt icons) so we can toggle the text labels for the icons. I mainly forsee this being useful for the video boxes on articles, rather than having to type '''<nowiki>{{BlueRedSleeveRugby}}</nowiki> Blue & Red Sleeve Rugby''', you can type '''<nowiki>{{BlueRedSleeveRugby|text=yes}}</nowiki>''' to generate the same effect. It also allows all uses of the icon template to be easily updated, should we decided to do something like rename a shirt.

I notice that there is a lot of inconsistency on pages with videos - some use icon templates, some don't - so do partly, probably due to new icon templates having later been made. So my plan is to revisit pages with videos and update them to use the templates. My dilemma is - should the format for showing the text be: '''<nowiki>{{Icontemplate|text=yes}}</nowiki>''' or '''<nowiki>{{Icontemplate|text}}</nowiki>''' or something else? --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:56, 24 April 2010 (UTC)

:Oh and examples of the icons with their respective text labels can be found [[User:Anonymax/Sandbox2|here]]. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:59, 24 April 2010 (UTC)
:I reallllly need some feedback on this. Plz replai --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 11:17, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
:*Hey mate, looks fantastic. In my position as a complete nobody I approve of this change. Going back and retroactively changing every video is gunna be interesting, however... -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 22:32, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
:* It's a good job Anonymax. Well done- I was watching as you put them up last night, you've done a great job with them --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 22:38, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

:Well I had to make the change to the templates so the default behaviour was not to show the label - in an ideal world, the default would be to show the label. I'm currently a fan of the '''<nowiki>{{Icontemplate|text}}</nowiki>''' way of triggering the display of labels - and unless anyone comes up with a reason to set it a different way, I'll make some changes soon. Yes the task of going through every page with video templates is going to take some time - however, it will help make all of them consistent. We like consistency. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 00:58, 26 April 2010 (UTC)
:Added some more code to my sandbox version of an icon template - now the template will accept custom text:
::*'''<nowiki>{{Icontemplate}}</nowiki>''' produces {{Comics}}
::*'''<nowiki>{{Icontemplate|text}}</nowiki>''' produces {{Comics|text}}
::*'''<nowiki>{{Icontemplate|Some Text}}</nowiki>''' produces {{Comics|Some Text}}
: A more flexible solution methinks --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 01:32, 26 April 2010 (UTC)

:*That works well, good job --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 02:43, 26 April 2010 (UTC)
:*I think I'm happy with the sandbox example for icon templates and their usage - but any suggestions for improvements before I start to apply it to all templates would be good --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 14:54, 26 April 2010 (UTC)

All icon templates have been updated now. The process of editing each video page to make use of the templates is slowly underway. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 02:26, 4 May 2010 (UTC)

== Sonichu update ==

I noticed today that some troll has "updated" Sonichu 11 with some new pages. Does anybody know who is this troll?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:06, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

Protip: When stuff appears on CWCipedia, we put it there. Clyde in all likelyhood. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 00:09, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

Then the troll failed in completely capturing Chris's fail. The comic is actually well done and funny. But in all seriousness, i'm starting to thinkg that its alec after seeing th sonichu 11 page here.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:14, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

nah, the style is different, take for example the sonichu revolution pages, they are more blunt and the chris chan character ends up being the lazy jerk he usually is, while his characters are more kind and/or dumber than usual. This one has chris chan acting with reason, and focuses more onto the sonichus, and how they should really react on theyr miserable lives, on the other hand, this does go with someof the plans i've read around the CWCipedia.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 00:24, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

It was originally done by a PVCC poster, and appeared there first. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 00:34, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
:It's hilarious. I'm thinking I'll add this to the CWC blog page, with a note saying that Wikisysop's account was "hacked" and not TRUE AND HONEST. Gotta keep up appearances, you know.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 00:40, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
::Its funny until the end, when its just pretty depresing, but as realistic as it could be.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:54, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

== An attempt to rebuild old bridges ==

Hello friends. Embarrassed as I was by Chris's DEPLORABLE behavior concerning his latest female victim, I decided to write a letter to express my sheerest disapproval with his habitual dishonesty. Inspired by that young woman's disclosure of her correspondences, here is the letter I posted:

{{quoteboxred|From: Alec-Chan Asperchu <albasperchu@live.com>
To: Mayor Ian Brandon Anderson <chrischansonichu@aol.com>

Hey, Chris, it's Alec. How you doing?

Some of my fans linked me to that new girl Jackie on the cwcki, all those emails between you two. Too bad she broke the confidence you two had, I didn't think that was necessary. But I like best the part where she thinks I was you and asks you about my comics, and you respond by saying I was some guy who made a "fan-fiction" of Sonichu and have been trying to "1-up" you this whole time. Wow, Chris, way to go back on your fucking word once again. Remember when you told me you understood Asperchu was original and that it had nothing to do with Sonichu? Guess that was a lie. I'd say I am disappointed but since you've lied to me dozens of times already, this is pretty predictable. By the way, I can't really "1-up" a comic that stopped being produced for months at a time, anyway.

On a more positive note, however, I'm happy you ARE finally working on your comic again. Between all my responsibilities and my own comic, it was getting pretty stressful to try to pick up your comic for you, too. I especially like that you decided to kill Sandy (this page: http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_11/Page_27 is my favorite one). Even though you lied to Jackie repeatedly (that's why she dumped you, by the way), it's nice to see that you're now owning up to the fact that Sandy isn't your character any more than Simonla was.

Hope Patty is eating your soul,

Alec

P.S. Hey, you like God of War, don't you? Does your recent video mean you want Kratos to wear a bra? Most men don't have boobs like you do, you know.}}

I kept things positive and very cordial, as you can see; I wished to make peace. Here was Chris's reply:

{{quotebox|From: Mayor Ian Brandon Anderson <chrischansonichu@aol.com>
To: Alec-Chan Asperchu <albasperchu@live.com>

Shut up.}}

Following this he blocked my email (again). I wish I could say I was disheartened, but as we know this isn't the first time my olive branch has been slapped away... --[[User:ALBASPERCHU|ALBASPERCHU]] 21:52, 24 April 2010 (CST)

:Alec, every time you post it's like a tiny gift from the heavens.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:04, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
::Seconded.--[[User:SniperFire16|SniperFire16]] 22:18, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
:*Alec, I want you. Bad. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 22:29, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
: Alec, if you are ever in new york you are welcome here

== Internal Server Error 500 ==

Over the past 15min, I've noticed this error occurring more frequently. Also the site seems to be running slower today. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 17:35, 26 April 2010 (UTC) - observing
:Now getting worse again --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 00:45, 27 April 2010 (UTC)

Not noticed it in any seriousness for a while --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 10:14, 27 April 2010 (UTC)

== The most retarded thing ever ==

http://cwctwitter.wikia.com/wiki/CWCville_Twitter_Wiki

and legi0n complained about ed. jesus christ. they even stole the box template that i stole from halcy :( --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 12:17, 27 April 2010 (UTC)
*A wiki for Sonichu Joke Twitters. Oh internet, you never cease to amaze.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 17:46, 27 April 2010 (UTC)

== CWCpedia down ==

am i the only one getting an error when trying to enter cwcpedia? has chris taken the page down?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 11:20, 29 April 2010 (UTC)
:Chris can't take it down. It's just 110MB being stupid again.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 14:44, 29 April 2010 (UTC)

== A Question... ==

Has anyone here thought of trying to send Christian a copy of "Undateable"? I think the book might break his brain... I mean, one of thing things listed in that book that makes a guy Undateable is "he plays videogames"... you all see where I'm going with this? -Keeperofthekorteenee
:This might be an idea. If you got some spare money, please send him a copy. By the way, to sign your post, you need to type the symbol "~" four times. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 01:46, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
:*This is interesting. Let me give it some thought, although to be honest Chris doesn't want to make himself more datable, he wants the ''standards of the entire eligable female population of the world to change to accomodate him''. That's why, no matter how many times people say ''Girls are the metal, boys are the magnets'' he will scream denials and complain that it ''should be'' or, alternatively, ''sometimes is'' the other way around. Chris not only does not want to improve himself, he ''actively resists'' such attempts because he is perfect and you can't improve on perfection. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:34, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
Remember when Vivian sent a book to Chris? Any book you send Chris, that isn't positive stupid advice like "How To Talk To Girls" won't make any sort of effect on him.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 04:54, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
 
I think the Jackie emails have shown us exactly how little Chris is prepared to go through for china, I seriously doubt that he'll make as immense an improvement as giving up his precious vidya for it. Besides, he outright ''refused'' to sell any of his videogames or game systems during the Miyamoto saga, and let's keep in mind that the manchild has like 500 games and 10 game systems
No, I'm afraid Chris will forever be a virgin with rage, unless maybe he gets the chance of a free hooker again (he did accept a fatty/redhead as a potential sweetheart). [[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 21:22, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
:Chris is able to call the entire practice of Psychology stupid simply because it doesn't match up with his opinions on aspergers. The manchild can Mental Block shit like you wouldn't believe.
:If someone sent him the book, he would just toss it in the giant pile of crap in his room and forget about it. On the slim chance that he actually did read it he would either mental block it (Well that's just your OPINION/That's debatable) or miss the point completely (Wow! Good thing none of these apply to me, because I'm perfect). If we go for the best possible outcome here and assume he both reads it, and misses the point completely, we might get some moderate lulz if he chooses to make a video and lecture us all on how much he knows about dating, but the chances of that happening are near-zero.
:Still, if you wanna buy Chris free stuff, be my guest.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 22:07, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
To all of you... good point. I'm a bit new to mocking this idiot manchild; I'll catch up eventually... [[User:Keeperofthekorteenee|Keeperofthekorteenee]] 22:42, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
 
:Welcome, friend, and enjoy the ride. I reccomend [[Chris and art]] and [[Chris and English]], two of my favs :D [[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 22:52, 4 May 2010 (UTC)

== Hello All ==

New user here, been browsing this excellent site for a few days now, after first hearing about Chris last year. Look forward to becoming a contributing member of CWCki, and thought I'd post here to 1. Offer my aid/support/whatever in regards to future trolling efforts (You guys have done some really excellent work, if I may say so), and 2. Let it be known that the PVCC forum is apparently having trouble in regards to getting new-user registration past the "fill in your data and submit for registration" phase (I realize that it's a private forum, and that may well be by design, but I thought I'd speak up on the off chance that it's not intentional). Anyway, I suppose that's all I have to say at the moment, so... Yeah. Hello. [[User:RobGoblin|RobGoblin]] 17:16, 6 May 2010 (UTC)

:y hello thar--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 20:01, 7 May 2010 (UTC)
:Hiii <(^_^)> [[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:08, 8 May 2010 (UTC)
::The PVCC registrations are being submitted, but the handling of the confirmation page is broken. It's a known issue - unlikely to be fixed soon though. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 01:47, 8 May 2010 (UTC)

Hello Rob. And Hello CWCKi. I am another new user, and I would also like to offer my assistance as a writer/contributor as well as in any future trolling efforts. I first heard about CWC from monkeyoaaron's (sp?) Ear Rape Coffee video on the youtube. So I did a little research and found CWC's TRUE and HONEST videos of fail. I found out about the CWCki when Hells1ng920 posted his epic rant on youtube, he had a link to this website so I clicked it and it led me here, and now I'm a member, so I will talk to you all later! [[User:U2rockfan|U2rockfan]] 11:50, 8 May 2010 (UTC) (Patriot720 on Youtube)

Hello, everyone. I am new here, although I've lurked for quite a bit, and I would like to commend you for all your dedication towards chronicling the manchild's life. I've been missing out on the action for way too long, and I'm eager and willing to help this wiki grow and expand. I dutifully offer my services as a contributor and participant of any trolling attempts. Anyways, hello! :D-[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 02:33, 15 May 2010 (UTC)

== Performance styles ==

I have been browsing aorund the videos for a while and noticed that maybe we could add "Racist" to the performance styles as they have been relatively frequent. (the jugaloo, bunny hop video, the surfshack tito saga videos and possibly some others i may have missed).[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:12, 8 May 2010 (UTC)

== 500 Internal Server Error ==
Is it any better now? [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 20:08, 8 May 2010 (UTC)

== Chris is dead, now what ==

So lets say that our hero decides to become an hero what becomes of the wiki ? --[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 06:55, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
:i never realized that. but i doubt that chris would become an hero. i think it would be by diabetes or a heart attack. but either way i fear the day, as it would mean that the cwcki would go down.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 12:39, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
:*The CWCki will remain as a warning to future generations. The mistakes of CWC must never be repeated. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 13:08, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

That is actually something I have wondered for a while. What if Chris died? Hhhmmm...Well, for one thing, Da Update would certainly slow down. CWCipedia would either shut down, be turned into a monument to Chris or be opened to trolls again. And then CWCki would become a site for literal Christorians, and everyone would just be devoted to researching Chris's life. Then one day, Cogs sells the information to a movie studio, and we get Christian Weston Chandler: The Movie. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 13:21, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

== Visual consistency of comic Chris ==

Anyone notice how Chris has drawn himself looking like 50 different people across all these issues?
Anyway, I'm thinking of either adding an article about this or incorporating it into the comic chris page as a special section, any thoughts?
[[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 18:54, 10 May 2010 (UTC)
*At one point, I wanted to collaborate every depiction of Chris into one image, but given he draws himself differently so many times, it is a Herculean task. If you feel like it, go for it. I'd say that this could easily be incorporated into the character page for Chris's comic book self. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:25, 10 May 2010 (UTC)
** Here ya go [[Image:CWC collage.jpg|thumb|Every Chris is different, no two self portraits are the same.]] if you want you can rework the image abit.-- [[User:Hieghts503|Hieghts503]] 01:32, 21 May 2010 (UTC)
***Jesus christ. you'd expect that at some point he would get used and keep a design, but this cements it that chris is uncapable of improvement.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:45, 21 May 2010 (UTC)
:::*Jesus fucking Christ, that's some mighty fine work. I mean, damn, you spent all the time. I'll figure out some way to acknowledge it.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:12, 21 May 2010 (UTC)

==Gamefaqs==
[http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/user.php?board=960619&topic=54555151&user=5492961 Profile]

[http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/960619-modnation-racers/54555151 Modnation]

[http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/975212-super-street-fighter-iv/54555218 Street Fighter]

The writing style's pretty close. If it's a troll, he's either too subtle for his own good, or has no real goal other than "Pretend to be Chris".--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 17:47, 11 May 2010 (UTC)
*Get Clyde to confirm or deny it and we'll go from there. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:50, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
:*Sir yes sir.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 07:28, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
*That thing reeks of Chris. I would bet money that it's him. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 08:23, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
*Believe it or not, I think Chris can spell separate. And also,it doesn't seem like him to try to help people. * "I will personally Not Judge one or ''Separate'' any individual People as such"
From the CWC Blog
[[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 17:50, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
* Chris's writing style is highly inconsistent. Also, he's not "helping" them, it's more like he's trying to "rally the masses" so he can port his save data from one game to another. Or something like that.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 17:57, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
* "Rally the masses", I like that, it seems just like something he would do. But still, I have my doubts, some elaborate trolling might be set up here. In any case, I don't think we should concern ourselves with this until it's confirmed it's Chris or Chris responds to it being false. [[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 18:03, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
*Well, he could be a troll, but Occams's razor leads me to say he's the real deal. Here's another thread Chris posted in: [http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/960619-modnation-racers/54377904?page=4]. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 19:34, 12 May 2010 (UTC)

== Memo on uploading images ==

If you upload images you found on other sites, try to source the HONEST and ORIGINAL creator when possible, or at least where you found it. It's good wiki policy in general. Likewise, try to use Creative Commons stuff whenever possible. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:53, 12 May 2010 (UTC)

== Sydney Kirsch ==

In the wake of the [[Jackie]] emails, on or about the 22nd of April a brave <s>troll</s> woman named Sydney Kirsch mistook Chris for "[[Liquid|another Chris]]" at [[The Game Place]], with whom she had intended to do some Poke'mon related business. Since she had forgotten this handsome, devilishly charming man's e-mail address, she simply googled Chris and The Game Place then e-mailed the first place that came up. The following is all record of what took place...

Sydney had the noble end-goal of wanting to get Chris to resume answering the mailbags, by trading naked pictures of herself for answered questions. Unfortunately... things did not turn out that way at all.

Some subject matter (mostly audio clips and voice mail messages) have not been posted because they are mostly irrelevant, don't add to the story and/or don't contain input from Chris. Note that the date/time stamps on e-mails are for Virginia time, while the date/time stamps on audio clips are [[PandaHalo|Adelaide, Australia time]]. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]]

*Dude, don't forget to sign your posts! Anyways, I moved all the stuff about Sydney [[User:Ronichu/Sydney|here]] because I didn't expect you to make an entire damn page on the community portal about her. I can confirm that Chris was in contact with Sydney so yeah, we could make a regular page for her. For the time being, there's that user page. Not sure what to call a page for her though - most pages that are about the person are about the person them self and not so much the actual conversations they had with Chris (see [[Vanessa Hudgens]] versus [[Vanessa Saga]]). Yet this isn't a proper saga, given the nature of it. We can't just call it e-mails because there's also those two call. So mostly we need a name for this page and we can post stuff there.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:55, 12 May 2010 (UTC)

:* I agree that it's definitely not a saga. If you look at the saga timeline someone drew up, the sagas are getting remarkably shorter and shorter. I honestly think to be a saga it has to provoke significant public response from Chris over at least a few months. I don't know what to call it; maybe 'Sydney Contacts'? To be honest, as I said before Champ, I don't know if there's really much here at all. Chris is getting more desperate, he is still looking online but hoping to move it offline ASAP, Chris can't remember people's names... Probably the only significant information in this whole thing is that if you try to call Chris and be a faggot, it will not work so don't try. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 00:14, 13 May 2010 (UTC)

* Jesus, even Chris was bored by those emails. What would be the point of yet another e-girlfriend, anyway? Just stop it already. [[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 21:37, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
:*The point was to get him to restart the mailbags and nothing more. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 22:59, 12 May 2010 (UTC)

== the manchild reverts the changes. ==

It seems that CWC has reverted most of the changes done by his "fan". Apparently, character development is the cancer that will kill sonichu. I saved the changes that were deleted by america's most hated autist. Also apparently, Bubbles is jewish.
{{quoteboxred|The reason he wanted to work with Mary Lee Walsh is because he wanted to align himself with anyone who would do his bidding; however, eventually she wanted to backstab him and then destroyed him.Count Graduon is currently dead, but soon he will return as the evil God Graduon and attack Vamprosa. Sonichu had not evolved into Metonic at that point and soon God Graduon will take over his body.}}

{{quoteboxred|:Zapina had a sad, lonely life. Her parents were killed by the evil Evan. She used to live in a 2 story house with her mom and dad. One day, Evan was really angry about the popular mayor so he took a gun and shot them dead. Then he lit their house on fire and Zapina had to run away.
Eventually Zapina found comfort in the home of Simonla Rosechu. Evan did not like this and had Simonla killed.
It turns out, before Zapina was born, her mom and dad owned a factory where they produced Pokeballs. Evan was a lazy worker at the factory and wanted revenge because they fired him.
Soon Zapina would form a relationship with Ganster Sonichu; however, Gangster Sonichu broke up with Zapina because he was dating her to cover up his homosexuality. Zapina would soon be great friends with Sandy Rosechu to help get over her break up.}}

{{quoteboxred|Cera Rosechu is a very pretty Rosechu who will grow up to become a strong-willed Rosechu. Her mom does not have a lot of time to take care of her because she is too busy saving the day, so her babysitter Heather, takes cares of her.
Her babysitter is a lesbian, however Cera does not grow up to be a lesbian. She is straight like her brother and other sister. Her future husband will be Blake and Bubbles's child who is called Kyle Sonichu.
Kyle and Cera are currently in kindergarten being taught by their teacher Mrs. Lyra. Mrs. Lyra is frustrated because Kyle and Cera keep talking in class. Cera is not very good with her mathematics and she often asks Kyle for help.}}
[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 21:40, 14 May 2010 (UTC)
:Why are you writing this here and not in the CWCipedia tracker? --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 21:48, 14 May 2010 (UTC)
:*<s>didn't know how. i'm going to right now.</s> someone already did it[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 23:05, 14 May 2010 (UTC)
:If Chris reverted the changes without comment, then we need to have the girls make more changes. That ought to infuriate him. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 22:42, 14 May 2010 (UTC)
::He still hasn't reverted the changes made to the captain's log on the main page. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:12, 14 May 2010 (UTC)
:::Yeah, and I think I know why. This is pure speculation, but I think Chris just checks the recent changes page to get told what's going on. Daria Camacho made a bunch of changes with her account set to bot, and the default setting on that page is to hide bot edits. Chris hasn't reverted them because he has no idea they happened at all.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:38, 15 May 2010 (UTC)
::::Actually, chris did not revert all the edits. the vamprosa page daria set up is unchanged and he didn't delete completely the graduon page. what i copied was just what he deleted.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 13:42, 15 May 2010 (UTC)
::::Well then I think it's clear that the correct course of action is mass bot vandalism. He'll have no idea what hit him. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 02:44, 15 May 2010 (UTC)
:::::Yes! Do this! --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 16:20, 15 May 2010 (UTC)

== Broken audio links ==

Someone, do me a favor and post here pages that need working links to audio downloads and stuff like that. I believe one of the concern with transcribing some of the Mumble chats is that we have no working audio links so we need to fix that. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:01, 15 May 2010 (UTC)

Boss, the ones I could find are:

Mumble 12

CWCCumsforaCat

JackThaddius Call 2

JackThaddius Call 3

Julie Reveals Herself

DPF Phonecall

There may be more. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 15:54, 15 May 2010 (UTC)

== CHRIS IS STUPID ==
http://pastebin.com/1YndZLqf [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:04, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
*Wait was this chris telling Anonymous to piss off or somebody talking to chris? if it was the former, yeah he's fucked.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:18, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
:*god damn can you even read the first fucking line of the fucking thing? [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:23, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
*This sounds like Rocky.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 01:20, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
:*this is too fucking retarded to be from anyone else. chris is just trying to justify his fucking atrocious reputation of being a retard. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:23, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
:**But since when has he been trolled by Anonymous? When did chris send this email out?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 02:06, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
::*he's probably referring to the old meaning of anonymous. you know, before 4chan. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 02:08, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
:::*He might not even make the distinction between his current trolls and the anons. Anyway this is a pretty neat document. Any idea where we should put it? Do we have any extra context?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:41, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
::* The e-mail is now the featured quote in the cwcpedia. Well at least the last lines.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 22:05, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
original e-mail:
{{quotebox|<nowiki>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5a7HN0pa0w&feature=related</nowiki>

This was part of a radio show from a few months ago. It resurfaced recently and I had a listen.

If you wonder why this applies to you: skip to 7:00.

A woman comments about how YOU will be part of her nightmares now.

This is what normal people, not trolls, think of you. If you really think it's just trolls who have formed a bad opinion of you, think again. Just letting you know.}} [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 21:22, 17 May 2010 (UTC)

I don't see how anyone could have a good or even neutral opinion of Chris after hearing/reading about him. --[[User:Shotaru|Shotaru]] 22:28, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
*maybe its because chris is the epitome of self delution.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 22:43, 17 May 2010 (UTC)

Anyone want to hazard a guess as to why he thinks he's a good person in real life? Is he just wanting real companionship, or does he actually think that he's better in real life? If the former, he's still prime troll bait, but if it's the latter, we better pray he doesn't find a more forgiving Young Adult Social Group orwhateverthefuckitis. If he gets people in real life, and he realises he's screwed up on the internet, he won't be coming back. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 23:32, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
:If you remember from the Greene County conspiracy video, he said that he called up Rocky to see if anyone would come to the extreme sports show with him, and no one ever called back. It's obvious what's happening here. People are avoiding Chris out of disgust, because he is bad and he smells bad. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 23:53, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
::* If there is one thing I am glad for in this life it's that you cannot smell someone over the Internet. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 01:16, 18 May 2010 (UTC)
::*Wait, I can see what's going on. First, remember that Chris thinks everyone is simply afraid of him--in fact, they're repulsed by his appearance/odor/behavior. He's found out about that murder case, and seems to think that it's one of those things that can happen in relationships. This is simply an extension of the "THEY ARE AFRAID OF AUTISTICS" line of thought--he thinks people look at him and think "OH NO A BAD GUY". Or perhaps someone just told him what a horrible person he was. His definition of "horrible person" is "guy who makes me stop using Simonla" or "guy who kills ex girlfriend", not "Overweight, odorous, naive, lying manchild"--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 01:42, 18 May 2010 (UTC)
:::*Makes sense to me. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 01:52, 18 May 2010 (UTC)
:::*I rather see it as a "Pity Plea". A creepy "I could had loved her" scenario. As far as the YASG goes, I guess Wallflower talked about her ordeal and even good-thinking Christians made the choice of keeping him away. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 02:05, 18 May 2010 (UTC)
::::*Which raises the question, where will he go next? Charlottesville is a pretty small place, judging by the Google Maps screenshots. My own town is about the same size, and everyone knows all the crazy people around. I'd imagine Chris has a very similar reputation, probably due to a mix of his IRL activitites and troll activity. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:55, 18 May 2010 (UTC)
:::::*Well, Chris is obviously the village idiot, but the question is if he even realizes that himself. For all we know, he considers himself the grand master of Charlottesville and thinks everyone is honored to live in the same area. It sounds stupid and unlikely, but this is Chris we're talking about. Unless he's claimed otherwise, I don't think he'd even be aware of having a reputation like that. --[[User:Shotaru|Shotaru]] 21:52, 18 May 2010 (UTC)
:::::*I like to think that all the kids in Charlottesville believe that the Chandler Household haunted by fat, man-eating monsters. I can just imagine some girls having a sleepover nearby and one of them getting dared to go in it. Hilarity Ensues. And by Hilarity Ensues, I mean Raep Happens. :)[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 02:11, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
::::::*what's sad is that it would not be very far from reality. though we could count on bob to protect them...for now.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 02:37, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
::::::*Well, only if he hasn't died yet. D:[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 03:28, 19 May 2010 (UTC)

== joinage ==

So I sent Chris a link to a Pokemon forum asking him to join. I also told him that it'd be awesome if someone as 'recognized' as him would join and such crap. Now, what are the chances that he'll actually join? I mean, we could do some pretty nice trolling should he actually join. :D So... yeah. That's all. <s>please don't kill me</s>[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 04:11, 19 May 2010 (UTC)

== An eyewitness emerges ==

[http://legi0n.789chan.org/cwc/res/41019.html Gamer Paulo tells us about Chris at the Game Place.] --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 05:09, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
*We (at least certain people) are working on establishing the validity of this account (i.e. asking Mimms and Lucas to comment on PVCC). Once we get confirmation, we can add it here. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:15, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
*I'm going to call troll--you'd think Chris would boast about the time Mimms supposedly begged him for forgiveness. That would have been a massive boost to his ego and you just know he would have mentioned it somewhere. But other than that I wish the rest was true, espicially the part where Snorlax sat down on the floor and rambled about Greene County.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 05:23, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
*It does seem sort of suspect - The guy claiming to verify him as the Gym Leader at TGP reeks of samefag, at least imho. [[User:RobGoblin|Gobs]] 05:56, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
**Supposed samefag here. I'm just deeply embedded in the Pokemon TCG scene. When I saw the thread I got really excited since someone still playing the game there had (or claimed to have) interacted with Chris. Posted PMs exchanged @Pokegym.net/forums in #sonichu via screencap. (Links here: [http://tinypic.com/r/10wv2w7/6 1] [http://tinypic.com/r/29kweg3/6 2] [http://tinypic.com/r/2q1cmkp/6 3] [http://tinypic.com/r/2hcqkah/6 4] [http://tinypic.com/r/vg5r8x/6 5] [http://tinypic.com/r/2r6ebk3/6 6]) The only thing that I couldn't find was his real name. Usually it's on the Organized Play website but The Game Place's page doesn't have a contact name (Neither did the "Virginia Pokemon" website, and the few people I know who play in VA didn't know either.) A quick google search got me a post on the Gym by user PokeMedic who said they'd recently taken over as League Leader at the Charlottesville location. I've had an account there for years, PM'd the person expecting no response. Surprisingly I received confirmation. The way our conversation panned out, he appears to be legit, or at the very least the current League Leader at the Game Place. Hopefully Mimms or Lucas can provide a name. [[User:Skuntank|Skuntank]] 06:58, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
**PokeMedic? As in, Medic the mod on /cwc/? Now that would make me lol if he's behind this trolling effort. I'm suspicious that Paulo's original post in the thread implies that he first heard about cwcki and /cwc/ and only recently read the ED article, even though he's been in on the Chris-GamePlace saga since "day one." Wut? [[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 07:53, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
*Sounds like a troll to me. Besides, he's aware of this wiki's existence, so why didn't he post it here in the first place? And he seems to be avoiding giving direct answer/saying something we don't know. Also, WTF with Megan being a manipulative bitch?[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 06:13, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
*OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE BACKGROUND [[User:RobGoblin|RobGoblin]] 06:25, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
**Adblock Plus, dude. Find the image, filter, seizure over. [[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 07:53, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
*Totally not a troll. I was hoping to get my feet wet in this because Mike really wanted to get in on this but can't commit to it. Mimms will confirm, but he's not going to say nice things about me and likewise. --Gamer Paulo 06:38, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
*Troll or not, his take on Megan is one that I'm sure myself and a lot of others have suspected is closer to the truth for a long time. This isn't some teen movie where the shy, friendly girl is spit on by the blonde cheerleader clique for no reason. In the real world, if you don't have friends there is probably a good reason for it, and we know that Megan really didn't have any. She's also a Nazi fetishist in her twenties that still plays Pokemon, traces Sonic recolors and Sailor Moons, and uses a retard for material gain, these are all known facts. I find it hard to buy that she was just some innocent demure flower ruined by Chris's actions (which is not to say Chris would not have been perfectly capable of doing so if it was in fact the case) [[User:Hurrrr2|Hurrrr2]] 06:39, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
*(Stress sighs) Since /cwc/ is in seizure mode, somebody requested that I upload a screencap of the thread. Here ya go. [http://s000.tinyupload.com/index.php?file_id=00599092886322880810]--[[User:Inetlumberjack|Inetlumberjack]] 07:08, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
**I'm pretty sure that the seizure background is to make sure "you-know-who" doesn't read it. --[[User:Espanolic|Espanolic]] 07:17, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
**He's forgotten it exists and doesn't check the community portal, don't worry too much. Plus, PARTY HARD mode will rape his eyes if he got uncomfortable just looking at a red-black gradient.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 07:58, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
* I can't keep out of my head the possibility that the new source is a troll. Nevertheless, it still adds a piece to the mosaic of the Game Place. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 13:04, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
Well, It looks like there might be some truth to this after all... According to Lucas, he knows who it is. Taking in all these facts, perhaps this person is indeed Eric: in The Lucas & Mimms Q&A, they said Chris picked on a kid who took over Chris's role as gym leader a few times. Just a guess, but that's who it might be if this isn't a troll [[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 12:49, 19 May 2010 (EST)
* That is my name, but the other stuff about me isn't accurate. As far as Chris goes, he never picked on me and I didn't really do anything with Chris except play one game of Pokemon with him. Everything else we heard and saw was through observation. Mike and I wanted to put ourselves out here to maybe get in on some FAing since we're tired of how persistent he is in trying to get back into the store and how his actions keep affecting business. While I was in the store today talking to everyone and showing them the comments that were made on /cwc/ we had a riot. We then got a phone call from the owner this afternoon who just seems to have found out about everything from another employee who saw what was going on yesterday on /cwc/. He thought it was a riot but since he's now aware we need to stop what we were hoping to get accomplished since it might make us look like instigators. From the looks of it though we weren't really going get anywhere. --[http://http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/User:Gamer_Paulo Gamer Paulo] What the hell are these? Some words? 17:30, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
**Yeah, it might not have been such a great idea for you go on /cwc/ and out the owner as a registered sex offender. Some people are so touchy. [[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 19:03, 19 May 2010 (UTC)

regards putting stuff on cwcki, only use information they agree on. so, nothing about mimms begging chris, nothing about megan and nothing about paulo being a furry. --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 19:37, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
*I assume this means that the post Lucas made on PVCC is mostly valid(by "mostly" I mean the part about Megan, which is debatable).--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 19:44, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
{| class="wikitable collapsible collapsed"
|-
! Lucas post on PVCC - Wednesday, May 19th, 2010, 8:42 PM
|-
|Okay

that's what I should've done in the first place, my bad, I was kind of peeved and it got the better of me

-he's a real guy

-what he said about barb the day chris was banned is more than likely true

-I want to say chris trying to segregate the kids never happened. That's a pretty big deal and I'd imagine if he did do that he would have been booted instantly. You guys would have heard about it too from Mimms since he was almost always there and you guys asked us about his racist exploits many times already

-There were never many parents staying around until fairly recently like after chris left

-like I said I personally think his thing about megan is crap from my point of view

-story about mimms lies and exaggeration probably fueled by their dumb feud

-ask me about anything else but I think these are the most important parts. A lot of his other stories are just about him
|-
|}
since the validity of the info is disputed, anything that the two agree on can be put into an article. everything else should be considered false until proven otherwise. --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 21:04, 19 May 2010 (UTC)

put the meagan stuff in there just as an "alternate interpretation" section --[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] needs to sign their comments

So, does this mean that Medic = Gamer Paulo or that Medic hacked Gamer Paulo's user account?

http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/User_talk:Canine
''Please delete my account. medic is here, canine is a faggot --Gamer Paulo''

The Paulo thread has been disappeared from /cwc/, by the way.[[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 16:16, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

===My thoughts===
This is one of those interesting times when we get into meta-wiki issues which starts to delve into epistemology and areas like that. As I see it, we should document Gamer Paulo's account. As with any history, it's ultimately biased towards the historian's personal views. I will disagree with Cogs in that we should include stuff of suspect, and let people decide for them self what is valid and what is not. So my approach would be to post all of Gamer Paulo's stuff, and to include Lucas's commentary so the reader will be able to see criticism from another Game Place regular.

The problem with any eye witness account of Chris is that it's going to be biased in some way - for all we know, Lucas could be exaggerating, [[Anna]] could be exaggerating in [[Tale of the Crazy Pacer]], and so forth. I believe we've discussed the validity of taking Chris's personal history as valid, even though it's obviously very biased.

That's my two cents. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:56, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

the reason this is different is because he's doing this because of some stupid shit with mimms or whatever. this account is just to get attention to his own plight of fighting with mimms over pokaymon or some shit. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 21:28, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

:That's very rude clyde. You should call Eric Ensor up at 4349621668 to apologize. --[[User:IBAgeneva|IBAgeneva]] 00:44, 21 May 2010 (UTC)

==Chris likes Seinfeld, huh?==
Hi, all. First-time poster here--I was wandering around TV Tropes a few weeks ago, I stumbled across the CWCki, and have been reading with an ever-growing mixture of horror and disbelief since then. Just watched the latest video, and I was thinking that maybe we could try to get Chris to watch that one Seinfeld episode where George Costanza gets an awesome job, his own place and some china by doing the exact opposite of everything he normally does. Of course, it's possible that I'm mistakenly assuming Chris has even the slightest capacity for self-improvement... [[User:Killjoy|Killjoy]] 00:39, 21 May 2010 (UTC)

*You know, I'm actually amazed he does like Seinfeld... it has a more sophisticated and dry humor, and I figured that all the jokes would fly above Chris's head. IS it possible he's just mimicking what he believes other people like? [[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 21:05, 20 May 2010 (EST)
**Of course it's possible, you just described 95% of Chris' behavior. [[User:RobGoblin|RobGoblin]] 01:44, 21 May 2010 (UTC)

CWCki:Community Portal

2010-05-21T03:49:04Z

Squirrelbait: /* Chris likes Seinfeld, huh? */ A funny thing happened on the way to the forum.

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The Community Portal is designed to be a public forum to discuss CWCki related affairs for site wide concerns, policy, that sort of thing.

Please consult the archives to make sure your concern hasn't already been posted before:

[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 1]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 2]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 3]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 4]] 
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== I want to warn other women ==

Hello, my name is Jackie. Jesus, I can't believe I'm doing this.

Long story short, I'm in the market for a boyfriend and I posted online, thinking I would give it a shot. I meet a guy named Christian Weston Chandler. Guess where this is going.

I didn't know anything about this guy before I met him there. I talked back and forth with him for a bit on email, got to know him a little. I didn't know he was such an internet freak. But he told me all about this cwcki site, because I wanted to know more about him and I wanted him to make a video for me. He initially refused to make a video for me because he said it "got him in trouble before". I didn't know what he meant, so he sent me here to see videos of him talking to previous girlfriends and how the nasty trolls got him in trouble for it. Mind you, he was very careful to remind me that this website is full of lies and shouldn't be trusted, despite the fact he himself sent me here.

But I respected the fact he was at least being honest with me about this online shit. Or so it seemed. I watched a bunch of his videos, got more and more disturbed by them. I questioned him on some things, like how he apparently cheated on one of his ex-girlfriends with some other girl online. As was quite insulting (but not at all surprising now that I've familiarized myself with this site), he lied to me and said it never happened. Even though he himself admitted to cheating on her in a video HE MADE.

And a bunch of other shit he lied about too. Like professing his love for me every five minutes, even though he COULDN'T REMEMBER MY FUCKING NAME. Check this video out: http://www.mediafire.com/?zzivjw32mlj
I asked him to make me a video showing me his female-pleasuring skills (this was before I started to realize what a disgusting piece of shit he is), and he CALLS ME BY HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND'S NAME.

So there you go, have at it. He calls this website full of liars, but as far as I can tell he's a worthless piece of shit and this site is pretty frank about it. I'm fucking done dealing with him but I thought I'd contribute my experience as a warning to all the other women in Virginia.--[[User:JaxRomy|JaxRomy]] 12:24am, 22 April 2010 (EST)

:* Hello Jackie, and welcome. I am sorry you had to encounter Christian without any prior warning- the truth must be shocking and a little frightening (you know he twice tried to convince the trolls to trick him into raping someone who was [[rocky|trying to help him and only looking out for his best interests]], right?). I'm sure I speak for everyone here when I say that you are most welcome here, and that your experience will be added to the massive (and growing) pile of documentation regarding this mental man and his life. Your goal of warning others is a noble one and I invite you to come, join in the documentation and study of Christian Weston Chandler. Again, you have my sympathies. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 04:54, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Glad to be of service! Also, if you feel like you want to, you can add a better profile for him to Dontdatehimgirl.com--there's been one up there since 4chan/SA found his comic in 2007 and it's woefully out of date. And sorry you had to put up with being in a relationship with Chris. You are also welcome to contribute any information you want.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 04:58, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Welcome, Jackie, and I apologize for the inconvenience you had in registering for a new account. If you have any questions or concerns, feel free to leave a message on my [[User talk:Champthom|talk page]].--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:01, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Chris chan, "cute"? Lol. Anyway, welcome. --[[User:James Lamp-Eye|James Lamp-Eye]] 05:08, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*At least Chris had the lack of sense to point you here and warn you of what you were in for if you met him. Every new bit of Chris we see is darker and more disturbing than the last. This site does little more than hold a mirror up to Chris and let his own words speak for themselves. Enjoy exploring the man-child-sized bullet you just dodged. Any and all contributions you wish to make would be most appreciated. As you can see, we "trolls" are mainly fascinated observers of the perversion of nature known as Christian Chandler. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 05:31, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Jackie, I am so sorry you had to go through this.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:58, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Welcome and we're sorry for what you had to experience with Chris. You were lucky he pointed you here so soon. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 06:01, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Welcome Jackie and thank you for sharing your experience with us. I must congratulate you on your fortitude. The video he sent you make me feel quite nauseous and it's not even aimed at me! Yes, Christian Chandler is quite the sick puppy we describe and yet your e-mails are filled with juicy details and interesting anecdotes. You have proven your value and you are most welcome here among us. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 06:10, 22 April 2010 (UTC)
:*Hey, there. I'm so sorry about what happened between you and Chris, but it was for the best, yes? Hope you have fun here. じゃね!--[[User:SniperFire16|SniperFire16]] 13:21, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*I still have to ask why you answered an ad placed by guy dressed like Ash Ketchum. [[User:V3N0M1300|V3N0M1300]] 17:04, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

== YOU ARE FAGGOTS ==

every single last one of you. seriously. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:52, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
* We love you too, Clyde. --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 02:05, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
:* Indeed. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 02:06, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
::* Have my babiez, plz?--[[User:SniperFire16|SniperFire16]] 03:24, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
*I want you inside me, Clyde. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:30, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
*Oh Clyde, you're too nice. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 03:25, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
*Cool.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:40, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
*Yes. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 12:47, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
*he's on to me --[[User:Robotnik|Robotnik]] 01:58, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
*Oh Clyde, you are awesome.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:44, 21 May 2010 (UTC)

== Icon Templates ==

So I've added some code to the icon templates (and even added the normal icon template code to about a third of the shirt icons) so we can toggle the text labels for the icons. I mainly forsee this being useful for the video boxes on articles, rather than having to type '''<nowiki>{{BlueRedSleeveRugby}}</nowiki> Blue & Red Sleeve Rugby''', you can type '''<nowiki>{{BlueRedSleeveRugby|text=yes}}</nowiki>''' to generate the same effect. It also allows all uses of the icon template to be easily updated, should we decided to do something like rename a shirt.

I notice that there is a lot of inconsistency on pages with videos - some use icon templates, some don't - so do partly, probably due to new icon templates having later been made. So my plan is to revisit pages with videos and update them to use the templates. My dilemma is - should the format for showing the text be: '''<nowiki>{{Icontemplate|text=yes}}</nowiki>''' or '''<nowiki>{{Icontemplate|text}}</nowiki>''' or something else? --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:56, 24 April 2010 (UTC)

:Oh and examples of the icons with their respective text labels can be found [[User:Anonymax/Sandbox2|here]]. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:59, 24 April 2010 (UTC)
:I reallllly need some feedback on this. Plz replai --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 11:17, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
:*Hey mate, looks fantastic. In my position as a complete nobody I approve of this change. Going back and retroactively changing every video is gunna be interesting, however... -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 22:32, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
:* It's a good job Anonymax. Well done- I was watching as you put them up last night, you've done a great job with them --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 22:38, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

:Well I had to make the change to the templates so the default behaviour was not to show the label - in an ideal world, the default would be to show the label. I'm currently a fan of the '''<nowiki>{{Icontemplate|text}}</nowiki>''' way of triggering the display of labels - and unless anyone comes up with a reason to set it a different way, I'll make some changes soon. Yes the task of going through every page with video templates is going to take some time - however, it will help make all of them consistent. We like consistency. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 00:58, 26 April 2010 (UTC)
:Added some more code to my sandbox version of an icon template - now the template will accept custom text:
::*'''<nowiki>{{Icontemplate}}</nowiki>''' produces {{Comics}}
::*'''<nowiki>{{Icontemplate|text}}</nowiki>''' produces {{Comics|text}}
::*'''<nowiki>{{Icontemplate|Some Text}}</nowiki>''' produces {{Comics|Some Text}}
: A more flexible solution methinks --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 01:32, 26 April 2010 (UTC)

:*That works well, good job --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 02:43, 26 April 2010 (UTC)
:*I think I'm happy with the sandbox example for icon templates and their usage - but any suggestions for improvements before I start to apply it to all templates would be good --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 14:54, 26 April 2010 (UTC)

All icon templates have been updated now. The process of editing each video page to make use of the templates is slowly underway. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 02:26, 4 May 2010 (UTC)

== Sonichu update ==

I noticed today that some troll has "updated" Sonichu 11 with some new pages. Does anybody know who is this troll?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:06, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

Protip: When stuff appears on CWCipedia, we put it there. Clyde in all likelyhood. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 00:09, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

Then the troll failed in completely capturing Chris's fail. The comic is actually well done and funny. But in all seriousness, i'm starting to thinkg that its alec after seeing th sonichu 11 page here.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:14, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

nah, the style is different, take for example the sonichu revolution pages, they are more blunt and the chris chan character ends up being the lazy jerk he usually is, while his characters are more kind and/or dumber than usual. This one has chris chan acting with reason, and focuses more onto the sonichus, and how they should really react on theyr miserable lives, on the other hand, this does go with someof the plans i've read around the CWCipedia.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 00:24, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

It was originally done by a PVCC poster, and appeared there first. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 00:34, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
:It's hilarious. I'm thinking I'll add this to the CWC blog page, with a note saying that Wikisysop's account was "hacked" and not TRUE AND HONEST. Gotta keep up appearances, you know.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 00:40, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
::Its funny until the end, when its just pretty depresing, but as realistic as it could be.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:54, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

== An attempt to rebuild old bridges ==

Hello friends. Embarrassed as I was by Chris's DEPLORABLE behavior concerning his latest female victim, I decided to write a letter to express my sheerest disapproval with his habitual dishonesty. Inspired by that young woman's disclosure of her correspondences, here is the letter I posted:

{{quoteboxred|From: Alec-Chan Asperchu <albasperchu@live.com>
To: Mayor Ian Brandon Anderson <chrischansonichu@aol.com>

Hey, Chris, it's Alec. How you doing?

Some of my fans linked me to that new girl Jackie on the cwcki, all those emails between you two. Too bad she broke the confidence you two had, I didn't think that was necessary. But I like best the part where she thinks I was you and asks you about my comics, and you respond by saying I was some guy who made a "fan-fiction" of Sonichu and have been trying to "1-up" you this whole time. Wow, Chris, way to go back on your fucking word once again. Remember when you told me you understood Asperchu was original and that it had nothing to do with Sonichu? Guess that was a lie. I'd say I am disappointed but since you've lied to me dozens of times already, this is pretty predictable. By the way, I can't really "1-up" a comic that stopped being produced for months at a time, anyway.

On a more positive note, however, I'm happy you ARE finally working on your comic again. Between all my responsibilities and my own comic, it was getting pretty stressful to try to pick up your comic for you, too. I especially like that you decided to kill Sandy (this page: http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_11/Page_27 is my favorite one). Even though you lied to Jackie repeatedly (that's why she dumped you, by the way), it's nice to see that you're now owning up to the fact that Sandy isn't your character any more than Simonla was.

Hope Patty is eating your soul,

Alec

P.S. Hey, you like God of War, don't you? Does your recent video mean you want Kratos to wear a bra? Most men don't have boobs like you do, you know.}}

I kept things positive and very cordial, as you can see; I wished to make peace. Here was Chris's reply:

{{quotebox|From: Mayor Ian Brandon Anderson <chrischansonichu@aol.com>
To: Alec-Chan Asperchu <albasperchu@live.com>

Shut up.}}

Following this he blocked my email (again). I wish I could say I was disheartened, but as we know this isn't the first time my olive branch has been slapped away... --[[User:ALBASPERCHU|ALBASPERCHU]] 21:52, 24 April 2010 (CST)

:Alec, every time you post it's like a tiny gift from the heavens.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:04, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
::Seconded.--[[User:SniperFire16|SniperFire16]] 22:18, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
:*Alec, I want you. Bad. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 22:29, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
: Alec, if you are ever in new york you are welcome here

== Internal Server Error 500 ==

Over the past 15min, I've noticed this error occurring more frequently. Also the site seems to be running slower today. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 17:35, 26 April 2010 (UTC) - observing
:Now getting worse again --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 00:45, 27 April 2010 (UTC)

Not noticed it in any seriousness for a while --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 10:14, 27 April 2010 (UTC)

== The most retarded thing ever ==

http://cwctwitter.wikia.com/wiki/CWCville_Twitter_Wiki

and legi0n complained about ed. jesus christ. they even stole the box template that i stole from halcy :( --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 12:17, 27 April 2010 (UTC)
*A wiki for Sonichu Joke Twitters. Oh internet, you never cease to amaze.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 17:46, 27 April 2010 (UTC)

== CWCpedia down ==

am i the only one getting an error when trying to enter cwcpedia? has chris taken the page down?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 11:20, 29 April 2010 (UTC)
:Chris can't take it down. It's just 110MB being stupid again.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 14:44, 29 April 2010 (UTC)

== A Question... ==

Has anyone here thought of trying to send Christian a copy of "Undateable"? I think the book might break his brain... I mean, one of thing things listed in that book that makes a guy Undateable is "he plays videogames"... you all see where I'm going with this? -Keeperofthekorteenee
:This might be an idea. If you got some spare money, please send him a copy. By the way, to sign your post, you need to type the symbol "~" four times. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 01:46, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
:*This is interesting. Let me give it some thought, although to be honest Chris doesn't want to make himself more datable, he wants the ''standards of the entire eligable female population of the world to change to accomodate him''. That's why, no matter how many times people say ''Girls are the metal, boys are the magnets'' he will scream denials and complain that it ''should be'' or, alternatively, ''sometimes is'' the other way around. Chris not only does not want to improve himself, he ''actively resists'' such attempts because he is perfect and you can't improve on perfection. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:34, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
Remember when Vivian sent a book to Chris? Any book you send Chris, that isn't positive stupid advice like "How To Talk To Girls" won't make any sort of effect on him.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 04:54, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
 
I think the Jackie emails have shown us exactly how little Chris is prepared to go through for china, I seriously doubt that he'll make as immense an improvement as giving up his precious vidya for it. Besides, he outright ''refused'' to sell any of his videogames or game systems during the Miyamoto saga, and let's keep in mind that the manchild has like 500 games and 10 game systems
No, I'm afraid Chris will forever be a virgin with rage, unless maybe he gets the chance of a free hooker again (he did accept a fatty/redhead as a potential sweetheart). [[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 21:22, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
:Chris is able to call the entire practice of Psychology stupid simply because it doesn't match up with his opinions on aspergers. The manchild can Mental Block shit like you wouldn't believe.
:If someone sent him the book, he would just toss it in the giant pile of crap in his room and forget about it. On the slim chance that he actually did read it he would either mental block it (Well that's just your OPINION/That's debatable) or miss the point completely (Wow! Good thing none of these apply to me, because I'm perfect). If we go for the best possible outcome here and assume he both reads it, and misses the point completely, we might get some moderate lulz if he chooses to make a video and lecture us all on how much he knows about dating, but the chances of that happening are near-zero.
:Still, if you wanna buy Chris free stuff, be my guest.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 22:07, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
To all of you... good point. I'm a bit new to mocking this idiot manchild; I'll catch up eventually... [[User:Keeperofthekorteenee|Keeperofthekorteenee]] 22:42, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
 
:Welcome, friend, and enjoy the ride. I reccomend [[Chris and art]] and [[Chris and English]], two of my favs :D [[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 22:52, 4 May 2010 (UTC)

== Hello All ==

New user here, been browsing this excellent site for a few days now, after first hearing about Chris last year. Look forward to becoming a contributing member of CWCki, and thought I'd post here to 1. Offer my aid/support/whatever in regards to future trolling efforts (You guys have done some really excellent work, if I may say so), and 2. Let it be known that the PVCC forum is apparently having trouble in regards to getting new-user registration past the "fill in your data and submit for registration" phase (I realize that it's a private forum, and that may well be by design, but I thought I'd speak up on the off chance that it's not intentional). Anyway, I suppose that's all I have to say at the moment, so... Yeah. Hello. [[User:RobGoblin|RobGoblin]] 17:16, 6 May 2010 (UTC)

:y hello thar--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 20:01, 7 May 2010 (UTC)
:Hiii <(^_^)> [[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:08, 8 May 2010 (UTC)
::The PVCC registrations are being submitted, but the handling of the confirmation page is broken. It's a known issue - unlikely to be fixed soon though. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 01:47, 8 May 2010 (UTC)

Hello Rob. And Hello CWCKi. I am another new user, and I would also like to offer my assistance as a writer/contributor as well as in any future trolling efforts. I first heard about CWC from monkeyoaaron's (sp?) Ear Rape Coffee video on the youtube. So I did a little research and found CWC's TRUE and HONEST videos of fail. I found out about the CWCki when Hells1ng920 posted his epic rant on youtube, he had a link to this website so I clicked it and it led me here, and now I'm a member, so I will talk to you all later! [[User:U2rockfan|U2rockfan]] 11:50, 8 May 2010 (UTC) (Patriot720 on Youtube)

Hello, everyone. I am new here, although I've lurked for quite a bit, and I would like to commend you for all your dedication towards chronicling the manchild's life. I've been missing out on the action for way too long, and I'm eager and willing to help this wiki grow and expand. I dutifully offer my services as a contributor and participant of any trolling attempts. Anyways, hello! :D-[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 02:33, 15 May 2010 (UTC)

== Performance styles ==

I have been browsing aorund the videos for a while and noticed that maybe we could add "Racist" to the performance styles as they have been relatively frequent. (the jugaloo, bunny hop video, the surfshack tito saga videos and possibly some others i may have missed).[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:12, 8 May 2010 (UTC)

== 500 Internal Server Error ==
Is it any better now? [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 20:08, 8 May 2010 (UTC)

== Chris is dead, now what ==

So lets say that our hero decides to become an hero what becomes of the wiki ? --[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 06:55, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
:i never realized that. but i doubt that chris would become an hero. i think it would be by diabetes or a heart attack. but either way i fear the day, as it would mean that the cwcki would go down.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 12:39, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
:*The CWCki will remain as a warning to future generations. The mistakes of CWC must never be repeated. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 13:08, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

That is actually something I have wondered for a while. What if Chris died? Hhhmmm...Well, for one thing, Da Update would certainly slow down. CWCipedia would either shut down, be turned into a monument to Chris or be opened to trolls again. And then CWCki would become a site for literal Christorians, and everyone would just be devoted to researching Chris's life. Then one day, Cogs sells the information to a movie studio, and we get Christian Weston Chandler: The Movie. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 13:21, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

== Visual consistency of comic Chris ==

Anyone notice how Chris has drawn himself looking like 50 different people across all these issues?
Anyway, I'm thinking of either adding an article about this or incorporating it into the comic chris page as a special section, any thoughts?
[[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 18:54, 10 May 2010 (UTC)
*At one point, I wanted to collaborate every depiction of Chris into one image, but given he draws himself differently so many times, it is a Herculean task. If you feel like it, go for it. I'd say that this could easily be incorporated into the character page for Chris's comic book self. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:25, 10 May 2010 (UTC)
** Here ya go [[Image:CWC collage.jpg|thumb|Every Chris is different, no two self portraits are the same.]] if you want you can rework the image abit.-- [[User:Hieghts503|Hieghts503]] 01:32, 21 May 2010 (UTC)
***Jesus christ. you'd expect that at some point he would get used and keep a design, but this cements it that chris is uncapable of improvement.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:45, 21 May 2010 (UTC)

==Gamefaqs==
[http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/user.php?board=960619&topic=54555151&user=5492961 Profile]

[http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/960619-modnation-racers/54555151 Modnation]

[http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/975212-super-street-fighter-iv/54555218 Street Fighter]

The writing style's pretty close. If it's a troll, he's either too subtle for his own good, or has no real goal other than "Pretend to be Chris".--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 17:47, 11 May 2010 (UTC)
*Get Clyde to confirm or deny it and we'll go from there. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:50, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
:*Sir yes sir.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 07:28, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
*That thing reeks of Chris. I would bet money that it's him. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 08:23, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
*Believe it or not, I think Chris can spell separate. And also,it doesn't seem like him to try to help people. * "I will personally Not Judge one or ''Separate'' any individual People as such"
From the CWC Blog
[[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 17:50, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
* Chris's writing style is highly inconsistent. Also, he's not "helping" them, it's more like he's trying to "rally the masses" so he can port his save data from one game to another. Or something like that.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 17:57, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
* "Rally the masses", I like that, it seems just like something he would do. But still, I have my doubts, some elaborate trolling might be set up here. In any case, I don't think we should concern ourselves with this until it's confirmed it's Chris or Chris responds to it being false. [[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 18:03, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
*Well, he could be a troll, but Occams's razor leads me to say he's the real deal. Here's another thread Chris posted in: [http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/960619-modnation-racers/54377904?page=4]. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 19:34, 12 May 2010 (UTC)

== Memo on uploading images ==

If you upload images you found on other sites, try to source the HONEST and ORIGINAL creator when possible, or at least where you found it. It's good wiki policy in general. Likewise, try to use Creative Commons stuff whenever possible. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:53, 12 May 2010 (UTC)

== Sydney Kirsch ==

In the wake of the [[Jackie]] emails, on or about the 22nd of April a brave <s>troll</s> woman named Sydney Kirsch mistook Chris for "[[Liquid|another Chris]]" at [[The Game Place]], with whom she had intended to do some Poke'mon related business. Since she had forgotten this handsome, devilishly charming man's e-mail address, she simply googled Chris and The Game Place then e-mailed the first place that came up. The following is all record of what took place...

Sydney had the noble end-goal of wanting to get Chris to resume answering the mailbags, by trading naked pictures of herself for answered questions. Unfortunately... things did not turn out that way at all.

Some subject matter (mostly audio clips and voice mail messages) have not been posted because they are mostly irrelevant, don't add to the story and/or don't contain input from Chris. Note that the date/time stamps on e-mails are for Virginia time, while the date/time stamps on audio clips are [[PandaHalo|Adelaide, Australia time]]. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]]

*Dude, don't forget to sign your posts! Anyways, I moved all the stuff about Sydney [[User:Ronichu/Sydney|here]] because I didn't expect you to make an entire damn page on the community portal about her. I can confirm that Chris was in contact with Sydney so yeah, we could make a regular page for her. For the time being, there's that user page. Not sure what to call a page for her though - most pages that are about the person are about the person them self and not so much the actual conversations they had with Chris (see [[Vanessa Hudgens]] versus [[Vanessa Saga]]). Yet this isn't a proper saga, given the nature of it. We can't just call it e-mails because there's also those two call. So mostly we need a name for this page and we can post stuff there.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:55, 12 May 2010 (UTC)

:* I agree that it's definitely not a saga. If you look at the saga timeline someone drew up, the sagas are getting remarkably shorter and shorter. I honestly think to be a saga it has to provoke significant public response from Chris over at least a few months. I don't know what to call it; maybe 'Sydney Contacts'? To be honest, as I said before Champ, I don't know if there's really much here at all. Chris is getting more desperate, he is still looking online but hoping to move it offline ASAP, Chris can't remember people's names... Probably the only significant information in this whole thing is that if you try to call Chris and be a faggot, it will not work so don't try. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 00:14, 13 May 2010 (UTC)

* Jesus, even Chris was bored by those emails. What would be the point of yet another e-girlfriend, anyway? Just stop it already. [[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 21:37, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
:*The point was to get him to restart the mailbags and nothing more. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 22:59, 12 May 2010 (UTC)

== the manchild reverts the changes. ==

It seems that CWC has reverted most of the changes done by his "fan". Apparently, character development is the cancer that will kill sonichu. I saved the changes that were deleted by america's most hated autist. Also apparently, Bubbles is jewish.
{{quoteboxred|The reason he wanted to work with Mary Lee Walsh is because he wanted to align himself with anyone who would do his bidding; however, eventually she wanted to backstab him and then destroyed him.Count Graduon is currently dead, but soon he will return as the evil God Graduon and attack Vamprosa. Sonichu had not evolved into Metonic at that point and soon God Graduon will take over his body.}}

{{quoteboxred|:Zapina had a sad, lonely life. Her parents were killed by the evil Evan. She used to live in a 2 story house with her mom and dad. One day, Evan was really angry about the popular mayor so he took a gun and shot them dead. Then he lit their house on fire and Zapina had to run away.
Eventually Zapina found comfort in the home of Simonla Rosechu. Evan did not like this and had Simonla killed.
It turns out, before Zapina was born, her mom and dad owned a factory where they produced Pokeballs. Evan was a lazy worker at the factory and wanted revenge because they fired him.
Soon Zapina would form a relationship with Ganster Sonichu; however, Gangster Sonichu broke up with Zapina because he was dating her to cover up his homosexuality. Zapina would soon be great friends with Sandy Rosechu to help get over her break up.}}

{{quoteboxred|Cera Rosechu is a very pretty Rosechu who will grow up to become a strong-willed Rosechu. Her mom does not have a lot of time to take care of her because she is too busy saving the day, so her babysitter Heather, takes cares of her.
Her babysitter is a lesbian, however Cera does not grow up to be a lesbian. She is straight like her brother and other sister. Her future husband will be Blake and Bubbles's child who is called Kyle Sonichu.
Kyle and Cera are currently in kindergarten being taught by their teacher Mrs. Lyra. Mrs. Lyra is frustrated because Kyle and Cera keep talking in class. Cera is not very good with her mathematics and she often asks Kyle for help.}}
[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 21:40, 14 May 2010 (UTC)
:Why are you writing this here and not in the CWCipedia tracker? --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 21:48, 14 May 2010 (UTC)
:*<s>didn't know how. i'm going to right now.</s> someone already did it[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 23:05, 14 May 2010 (UTC)
:If Chris reverted the changes without comment, then we need to have the girls make more changes. That ought to infuriate him. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 22:42, 14 May 2010 (UTC)
::He still hasn't reverted the changes made to the captain's log on the main page. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:12, 14 May 2010 (UTC)
:::Yeah, and I think I know why. This is pure speculation, but I think Chris just checks the recent changes page to get told what's going on. Daria Camacho made a bunch of changes with her account set to bot, and the default setting on that page is to hide bot edits. Chris hasn't reverted them because he has no idea they happened at all.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:38, 15 May 2010 (UTC)
::::Actually, chris did not revert all the edits. the vamprosa page daria set up is unchanged and he didn't delete completely the graduon page. what i copied was just what he deleted.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 13:42, 15 May 2010 (UTC)
::::Well then I think it's clear that the correct course of action is mass bot vandalism. He'll have no idea what hit him. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 02:44, 15 May 2010 (UTC)
:::::Yes! Do this! --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 16:20, 15 May 2010 (UTC)

== Broken audio links ==

Someone, do me a favor and post here pages that need working links to audio downloads and stuff like that. I believe one of the concern with transcribing some of the Mumble chats is that we have no working audio links so we need to fix that. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:01, 15 May 2010 (UTC)

Boss, the ones I could find are:

Mumble 12

CWCCumsforaCat

JackThaddius Call 2

JackThaddius Call 3

Julie Reveals Herself

DPF Phonecall

There may be more. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 15:54, 15 May 2010 (UTC)

== CHRIS IS STUPID ==
http://pastebin.com/1YndZLqf [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:04, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
*Wait was this chris telling Anonymous to piss off or somebody talking to chris? if it was the former, yeah he's fucked.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:18, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
:*god damn can you even read the first fucking line of the fucking thing? [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:23, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
*This sounds like Rocky.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 01:20, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
:*this is too fucking retarded to be from anyone else. chris is just trying to justify his fucking atrocious reputation of being a retard. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:23, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
:**But since when has he been trolled by Anonymous? When did chris send this email out?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 02:06, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
::*he's probably referring to the old meaning of anonymous. you know, before 4chan. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 02:08, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
:::*He might not even make the distinction between his current trolls and the anons. Anyway this is a pretty neat document. Any idea where we should put it? Do we have any extra context?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:41, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
::* The e-mail is now the featured quote in the cwcpedia. Well at least the last lines.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 22:05, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
original e-mail:
{{quotebox|<nowiki>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5a7HN0pa0w&feature=related</nowiki>

This was part of a radio show from a few months ago. It resurfaced recently and I had a listen.

If you wonder why this applies to you: skip to 7:00.

A woman comments about how YOU will be part of her nightmares now.

This is what normal people, not trolls, think of you. If you really think it's just trolls who have formed a bad opinion of you, think again. Just letting you know.}} [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 21:22, 17 May 2010 (UTC)

I don't see how anyone could have a good or even neutral opinion of Chris after hearing/reading about him. --[[User:Shotaru|Shotaru]] 22:28, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
*maybe its because chris is the epitome of self delution.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 22:43, 17 May 2010 (UTC)

Anyone want to hazard a guess as to why he thinks he's a good person in real life? Is he just wanting real companionship, or does he actually think that he's better in real life? If the former, he's still prime troll bait, but if it's the latter, we better pray he doesn't find a more forgiving Young Adult Social Group orwhateverthefuckitis. If he gets people in real life, and he realises he's screwed up on the internet, he won't be coming back. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 23:32, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
:If you remember from the Greene County conspiracy video, he said that he called up Rocky to see if anyone would come to the extreme sports show with him, and no one ever called back. It's obvious what's happening here. People are avoiding Chris out of disgust, because he is bad and he smells bad. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 23:53, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
::* If there is one thing I am glad for in this life it's that you cannot smell someone over the Internet. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 01:16, 18 May 2010 (UTC)
::*Wait, I can see what's going on. First, remember that Chris thinks everyone is simply afraid of him--in fact, they're repulsed by his appearance/odor/behavior. He's found out about that murder case, and seems to think that it's one of those things that can happen in relationships. This is simply an extension of the "THEY ARE AFRAID OF AUTISTICS" line of thought--he thinks people look at him and think "OH NO A BAD GUY". Or perhaps someone just told him what a horrible person he was. His definition of "horrible person" is "guy who makes me stop using Simonla" or "guy who kills ex girlfriend", not "Overweight, odorous, naive, lying manchild"--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 01:42, 18 May 2010 (UTC)
:::*Makes sense to me. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 01:52, 18 May 2010 (UTC)
:::*I rather see it as a "Pity Plea". A creepy "I could had loved her" scenario. As far as the YASG goes, I guess Wallflower talked about her ordeal and even good-thinking Christians made the choice of keeping him away. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 02:05, 18 May 2010 (UTC)
::::*Which raises the question, where will he go next? Charlottesville is a pretty small place, judging by the Google Maps screenshots. My own town is about the same size, and everyone knows all the crazy people around. I'd imagine Chris has a very similar reputation, probably due to a mix of his IRL activitites and troll activity. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:55, 18 May 2010 (UTC)
:::::*Well, Chris is obviously the village idiot, but the question is if he even realizes that himself. For all we know, he considers himself the grand master of Charlottesville and thinks everyone is honored to live in the same area. It sounds stupid and unlikely, but this is Chris we're talking about. Unless he's claimed otherwise, I don't think he'd even be aware of having a reputation like that. --[[User:Shotaru|Shotaru]] 21:52, 18 May 2010 (UTC)
:::::*I like to think that all the kids in Charlottesville believe that the Chandler Household haunted by fat, man-eating monsters. I can just imagine some girls having a sleepover nearby and one of them getting dared to go in it. Hilarity Ensues. And by Hilarity Ensues, I mean Raep Happens. :)[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 02:11, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
::::::*what's sad is that it would not be very far from reality. though we could count on bob to protect them...for now.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 02:37, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
::::::*Well, only if he hasn't died yet. D:[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 03:28, 19 May 2010 (UTC)

== joinage ==

So I sent Chris a link to a Pokemon forum asking him to join. I also told him that it'd be awesome if someone as 'recognized' as him would join and such crap. Now, what are the chances that he'll actually join? I mean, we could do some pretty nice trolling should he actually join. :D So... yeah. That's all. <s>please don't kill me</s>[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 04:11, 19 May 2010 (UTC)

== An eyewitness emerges ==

[http://legi0n.789chan.org/cwc/res/41019.html Gamer Paulo tells us about Chris at the Game Place.] --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 05:09, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
*We (at least certain people) are working on establishing the validity of this account (i.e. asking Mimms and Lucas to comment on PVCC). Once we get confirmation, we can add it here. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:15, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
*I'm going to call troll--you'd think Chris would boast about the time Mimms supposedly begged him for forgiveness. That would have been a massive boost to his ego and you just know he would have mentioned it somewhere. But other than that I wish the rest was true, espicially the part where Snorlax sat down on the floor and rambled about Greene County.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 05:23, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
*It does seem sort of suspect - The guy claiming to verify him as the Gym Leader at TGP reeks of samefag, at least imho. [[User:RobGoblin|Gobs]] 05:56, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
**Supposed samefag here. I'm just deeply embedded in the Pokemon TCG scene. When I saw the thread I got really excited since someone still playing the game there had (or claimed to have) interacted with Chris. Posted PMs exchanged @Pokegym.net/forums in #sonichu via screencap. (Links here: [http://tinypic.com/r/10wv2w7/6 1] [http://tinypic.com/r/29kweg3/6 2] [http://tinypic.com/r/2q1cmkp/6 3] [http://tinypic.com/r/2hcqkah/6 4] [http://tinypic.com/r/vg5r8x/6 5] [http://tinypic.com/r/2r6ebk3/6 6]) The only thing that I couldn't find was his real name. Usually it's on the Organized Play website but The Game Place's page doesn't have a contact name (Neither did the "Virginia Pokemon" website, and the few people I know who play in VA didn't know either.) A quick google search got me a post on the Gym by user PokeMedic who said they'd recently taken over as League Leader at the Charlottesville location. I've had an account there for years, PM'd the person expecting no response. Surprisingly I received confirmation. The way our conversation panned out, he appears to be legit, or at the very least the current League Leader at the Game Place. Hopefully Mimms or Lucas can provide a name. [[User:Skuntank|Skuntank]] 06:58, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
**PokeMedic? As in, Medic the mod on /cwc/? Now that would make me lol if he's behind this trolling effort. I'm suspicious that Paulo's original post in the thread implies that he first heard about cwcki and /cwc/ and only recently read the ED article, even though he's been in on the Chris-GamePlace saga since "day one." Wut? [[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 07:53, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
*Sounds like a troll to me. Besides, he's aware of this wiki's existence, so why didn't he post it here in the first place? And he seems to be avoiding giving direct answer/saying something we don't know. Also, WTF with Megan being a manipulative bitch?[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 06:13, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
*OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE BACKGROUND [[User:RobGoblin|RobGoblin]] 06:25, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
**Adblock Plus, dude. Find the image, filter, seizure over. [[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 07:53, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
*Totally not a troll. I was hoping to get my feet wet in this because Mike really wanted to get in on this but can't commit to it. Mimms will confirm, but he's not going to say nice things about me and likewise. --Gamer Paulo 06:38, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
*Troll or not, his take on Megan is one that I'm sure myself and a lot of others have suspected is closer to the truth for a long time. This isn't some teen movie where the shy, friendly girl is spit on by the blonde cheerleader clique for no reason. In the real world, if you don't have friends there is probably a good reason for it, and we know that Megan really didn't have any. She's also a Nazi fetishist in her twenties that still plays Pokemon, traces Sonic recolors and Sailor Moons, and uses a retard for material gain, these are all known facts. I find it hard to buy that she was just some innocent demure flower ruined by Chris's actions (which is not to say Chris would not have been perfectly capable of doing so if it was in fact the case) [[User:Hurrrr2|Hurrrr2]] 06:39, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
*(Stress sighs) Since /cwc/ is in seizure mode, somebody requested that I upload a screencap of the thread. Here ya go. [http://s000.tinyupload.com/index.php?file_id=00599092886322880810]--[[User:Inetlumberjack|Inetlumberjack]] 07:08, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
**I'm pretty sure that the seizure background is to make sure "you-know-who" doesn't read it. --[[User:Espanolic|Espanolic]] 07:17, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
**He's forgotten it exists and doesn't check the community portal, don't worry too much. Plus, PARTY HARD mode will rape his eyes if he got uncomfortable just looking at a red-black gradient.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 07:58, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
* I can't keep out of my head the possibility that the new source is a troll. Nevertheless, it still adds a piece to the mosaic of the Game Place. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 13:04, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
Well, It looks like there might be some truth to this after all... According to Lucas, he knows who it is. Taking in all these facts, perhaps this person is indeed Eric: in The Lucas & Mimms Q&A, they said Chris picked on a kid who took over Chris's role as gym leader a few times. Just a guess, but that's who it might be if this isn't a troll [[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 12:49, 19 May 2010 (EST)
* That is my name, but the other stuff about me isn't accurate. As far as Chris goes, he never picked on me and I didn't really do anything with Chris except play one game of Pokemon with him. Everything else we heard and saw was through observation. Mike and I wanted to put ourselves out here to maybe get in on some FAing since we're tired of how persistent he is in trying to get back into the store and how his actions keep affecting business. While I was in the store today talking to everyone and showing them the comments that were made on /cwc/ we had a riot. We then got a phone call from the owner this afternoon who just seems to have found out about everything from another employee who saw what was going on yesterday on /cwc/. He thought it was a riot but since he's now aware we need to stop what we were hoping to get accomplished since it might make us look like instigators. From the looks of it though we weren't really going get anywhere. --[http://http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/User:Gamer_Paulo Gamer Paulo] What the hell are these? Some words? 17:30, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
**Yeah, it might not have been such a great idea for you go on /cwc/ and out the owner as a registered sex offender. Some people are so touchy. [[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 19:03, 19 May 2010 (UTC)

regards putting stuff on cwcki, only use information they agree on. so, nothing about mimms begging chris, nothing about megan and nothing about paulo being a furry. --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 19:37, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
*I assume this means that the post Lucas made on PVCC is mostly valid(by "mostly" I mean the part about Megan, which is debatable).--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 19:44, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
{| class="wikitable collapsible collapsed"
|-
! Lucas post on PVCC - Wednesday, May 19th, 2010, 8:42 PM
|-
|Okay

that's what I should've done in the first place, my bad, I was kind of peeved and it got the better of me

-he's a real guy

-what he said about barb the day chris was banned is more than likely true

-I want to say chris trying to segregate the kids never happened. That's a pretty big deal and I'd imagine if he did do that he would have been booted instantly. You guys would have heard about it too from Mimms since he was almost always there and you guys asked us about his racist exploits many times already

-There were never many parents staying around until fairly recently like after chris left

-like I said I personally think his thing about megan is crap from my point of view

-story about mimms lies and exaggeration probably fueled by their dumb feud

-ask me about anything else but I think these are the most important parts. A lot of his other stories are just about him
|-
|}
since the validity of the info is disputed, anything that the two agree on can be put into an article. everything else should be considered false until proven otherwise. --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 21:04, 19 May 2010 (UTC)

put the meagan stuff in there just as an "alternate interpretation" section --[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] needs to sign their comments

So, does this mean that Medic = Gamer Paulo or that Medic hacked Gamer Paulo's user account?

http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/User_talk:Canine
''Please delete my account. medic is here, canine is a faggot --Gamer Paulo''

The Paulo thread has been disappeared from /cwc/, by the way.[[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 16:16, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

===My thoughts===
This is one of those interesting times when we get into meta-wiki issues which starts to delve into epistemology and areas like that. As I see it, we should document Gamer Paulo's account. As with any history, it's ultimately biased towards the historian's personal views. I will disagree with Cogs in that we should include stuff of suspect, and let people decide for them self what is valid and what is not. So my approach would be to post all of Gamer Paulo's stuff, and to include Lucas's commentary so the reader will be able to see criticism from another Game Place regular.

The problem with any eye witness account of Chris is that it's going to be biased in some way - for all we know, Lucas could be exaggerating, [[Anna]] could be exaggerating in [[Tale of the Crazy Pacer]], and so forth. I believe we've discussed the validity of taking Chris's personal history as valid, even though it's obviously very biased.

That's my two cents. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:56, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

the reason this is different is because he's doing this because of some stupid shit with mimms or whatever. this account is just to get attention to his own plight of fighting with mimms over pokaymon or some shit. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 21:28, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

:That's very rude clyde. You should call Eric Ensor up at 4349621668 to apologize. --[[User:IBAgeneva|IBAgeneva]] 00:44, 21 May 2010 (UTC)

==Chris likes Seinfeld, huh?==
Hi, all. First-time poster here--I was wandering around TV Tropes a few weeks ago, I stumbled across the CWCki, and have been reading with an ever-growing mixture of horror and disbelief since then. Just watched the latest video, and I was thinking that maybe we could try to get Chris to watch that one Seinfeld episode where George Costanza gets an awesome job, his own place and some china by doing the exact opposite of everything he normally does. Of course, it's possible that I'm mistakenly assuming Chris has even the slightest capacity for self-improvement... [[User:Killjoy|Killjoy]] 00:39, 21 May 2010 (UTC)

*You know, I'm actually amazed he does like Seinfeld... it has a more sophisticated and dry humor, and I figured that all the jokes would fly above Chris's head. IS it possible he's just mimicking what he believes other people like? [[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 21:05, 20 May 2010 (EST)
**Of course it's possible, you just described 95% of Chris' behavior. [[User:RobGoblin|RobGoblin]] 01:44, 21 May 2010 (UTC)

*You guys need to check out /cwc/. It's the perfect place for this kind of discussion (as opposed to CWCki, which is not a forum). http://legi0n.789chan.org/cwc/ [[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 03:49, 21 May 2010 (UTC)

CWCki:Community Portal

2010-05-20T16:16:31Z

Squirrelbait: /* An eyewitness emerges */ gamed by Paulo?

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Please consult the archives to make sure your concern hasn't already been posted before:

[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 1]] 
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== I want to warn other women ==

Hello, my name is Jackie. Jesus, I can't believe I'm doing this.

Long story short, I'm in the market for a boyfriend and I posted online, thinking I would give it a shot. I meet a guy named Christian Weston Chandler. Guess where this is going.

I didn't know anything about this guy before I met him there. I talked back and forth with him for a bit on email, got to know him a little. I didn't know he was such an internet freak. But he told me all about this cwcki site, because I wanted to know more about him and I wanted him to make a video for me. He initially refused to make a video for me because he said it "got him in trouble before". I didn't know what he meant, so he sent me here to see videos of him talking to previous girlfriends and how the nasty trolls got him in trouble for it. Mind you, he was very careful to remind me that this website is full of lies and shouldn't be trusted, despite the fact he himself sent me here.

But I respected the fact he was at least being honest with me about this online shit. Or so it seemed. I watched a bunch of his videos, got more and more disturbed by them. I questioned him on some things, like how he apparently cheated on one of his ex-girlfriends with some other girl online. As was quite insulting (but not at all surprising now that I've familiarized myself with this site), he lied to me and said it never happened. Even though he himself admitted to cheating on her in a video HE MADE.

And a bunch of other shit he lied about too. Like professing his love for me every five minutes, even though he COULDN'T REMEMBER MY FUCKING NAME. Check this video out: http://www.mediafire.com/?zzivjw32mlj
I asked him to make me a video showing me his female-pleasuring skills (this was before I started to realize what a disgusting piece of shit he is), and he CALLS ME BY HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND'S NAME.

So there you go, have at it. He calls this website full of liars, but as far as I can tell he's a worthless piece of shit and this site is pretty frank about it. I'm fucking done dealing with him but I thought I'd contribute my experience as a warning to all the other women in Virginia.--[[User:JaxRomy|JaxRomy]] 12:24am, 22 April 2010 (EST)

:* Hello Jackie, and welcome. I am sorry you had to encounter Christian without any prior warning- the truth must be shocking and a little frightening (you know he twice tried to convince the trolls to trick him into raping someone who was [[rocky|trying to help him and only looking out for his best interests]], right?). I'm sure I speak for everyone here when I say that you are most welcome here, and that your experience will be added to the massive (and growing) pile of documentation regarding this mental man and his life. Your goal of warning others is a noble one and I invite you to come, join in the documentation and study of Christian Weston Chandler. Again, you have my sympathies. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 04:54, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Glad to be of service! Also, if you feel like you want to, you can add a better profile for him to Dontdatehimgirl.com--there's been one up there since 4chan/SA found his comic in 2007 and it's woefully out of date. And sorry you had to put up with being in a relationship with Chris. You are also welcome to contribute any information you want.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 04:58, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Welcome, Jackie, and I apologize for the inconvenience you had in registering for a new account. If you have any questions or concerns, feel free to leave a message on my [[User talk:Champthom|talk page]].--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:01, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Chris chan, "cute"? Lol. Anyway, welcome. --[[User:James Lamp-Eye|James Lamp-Eye]] 05:08, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*At least Chris had the lack of sense to point you here and warn you of what you were in for if you met him. Every new bit of Chris we see is darker and more disturbing than the last. This site does little more than hold a mirror up to Chris and let his own words speak for themselves. Enjoy exploring the man-child-sized bullet you just dodged. Any and all contributions you wish to make would be most appreciated. As you can see, we "trolls" are mainly fascinated observers of the perversion of nature known as Christian Chandler. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 05:31, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Jackie, I am so sorry you had to go through this.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:58, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Welcome and we're sorry for what you had to experience with Chris. You were lucky he pointed you here so soon. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 06:01, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Welcome Jackie and thank you for sharing your experience with us. I must congratulate you on your fortitude. The video he sent you make me feel quite nauseous and it's not even aimed at me! Yes, Christian Chandler is quite the sick puppy we describe and yet your e-mails are filled with juicy details and interesting anecdotes. You have proven your value and you are most welcome here among us. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 06:10, 22 April 2010 (UTC)
:*Hey, there. I'm so sorry about what happened between you and Chris, but it was for the best, yes? Hope you have fun here. じゃね!--[[User:SniperFire16|SniperFire16]] 13:21, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

== YOU ARE FAGGOTS ==

every single last one of you. seriously. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:52, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
* We love you too, Clyde. --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 02:05, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
:* Indeed. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 02:06, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
::* Have my babiez, plz?--[[User:SniperFire16|SniperFire16]] 03:24, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
*I want you inside me, Clyde. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:30, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
*Oh Clyde, you're too nice. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 03:25, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
*Cool.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:40, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
*Yes. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 12:47, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
*he's on to me --[[User:Robotnik|Robotnik]] 01:58, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

== Icon Templates ==

So I've added some code to the icon templates (and even added the normal icon template code to about a third of the shirt icons) so we can toggle the text labels for the icons. I mainly forsee this being useful for the video boxes on articles, rather than having to type '''<nowiki>{{BlueRedSleeveRugby}}</nowiki> Blue & Red Sleeve Rugby''', you can type '''<nowiki>{{BlueRedSleeveRugby|text=yes}}</nowiki>''' to generate the same effect. It also allows all uses of the icon template to be easily updated, should we decided to do something like rename a shirt.

I notice that there is a lot of inconsistency on pages with videos - some use icon templates, some don't - so do partly, probably due to new icon templates having later been made. So my plan is to revisit pages with videos and update them to use the templates. My dilemma is - should the format for showing the text be: '''<nowiki>{{Icontemplate|text=yes}}</nowiki>''' or '''<nowiki>{{Icontemplate|text}}</nowiki>''' or something else? --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:56, 24 April 2010 (UTC)

:Oh and examples of the icons with their respective text labels can be found [[User:Anonymax/Sandbox2|here]]. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:59, 24 April 2010 (UTC)
:I reallllly need some feedback on this. Plz replai --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 11:17, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
:*Hey mate, looks fantastic. In my position as a complete nobody I approve of this change. Going back and retroactively changing every video is gunna be interesting, however... -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 22:32, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
:* It's a good job Anonymax. Well done- I was watching as you put them up last night, you've done a great job with them --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 22:38, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

:Well I had to make the change to the templates so the default behaviour was not to show the label - in an ideal world, the default would be to show the label. I'm currently a fan of the '''<nowiki>{{Icontemplate|text}}</nowiki>''' way of triggering the display of labels - and unless anyone comes up with a reason to set it a different way, I'll make some changes soon. Yes the task of going through every page with video templates is going to take some time - however, it will help make all of them consistent. We like consistency. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 00:58, 26 April 2010 (UTC)
:Added some more code to my sandbox version of an icon template - now the template will accept custom text:
::*'''<nowiki>{{Icontemplate}}</nowiki>''' produces {{Comics}}
::*'''<nowiki>{{Icontemplate|text}}</nowiki>''' produces {{Comics|text}}
::*'''<nowiki>{{Icontemplate|Some Text}}</nowiki>''' produces {{Comics|Some Text}}
: A more flexible solution methinks --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 01:32, 26 April 2010 (UTC)

:*That works well, good job --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 02:43, 26 April 2010 (UTC)
:*I think I'm happy with the sandbox example for icon templates and their usage - but any suggestions for improvements before I start to apply it to all templates would be good --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 14:54, 26 April 2010 (UTC)

All icon templates have been updated now. The process of editing each video page to make use of the templates is slowly underway. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 02:26, 4 May 2010 (UTC)

== Sonichu update ==

I noticed today that some troll has "updated" Sonichu 11 with some new pages. Does anybody know who is this troll?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:06, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

Protip: When stuff appears on CWCipedia, we put it there. Clyde in all likelyhood. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 00:09, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

Then the troll failed in completely capturing Chris's fail. The comic is actually well done and funny. But in all seriousness, i'm starting to thinkg that its alec after seeing th sonichu 11 page here.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:14, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

nah, the style is different, take for example the sonichu revolution pages, they are more blunt and the chris chan character ends up being the lazy jerk he usually is, while his characters are more kind and/or dumber than usual. This one has chris chan acting with reason, and focuses more onto the sonichus, and how they should really react on theyr miserable lives, on the other hand, this does go with someof the plans i've read around the CWCipedia.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 00:24, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

It was originally done by a PVCC poster, and appeared there first. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 00:34, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
:It's hilarious. I'm thinking I'll add this to the CWC blog page, with a note saying that Wikisysop's account was "hacked" and not TRUE AND HONEST. Gotta keep up appearances, you know.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 00:40, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
::Its funny until the end, when its just pretty depresing, but as realistic as it could be.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:54, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

== An attempt to rebuild old bridges ==

Hello friends. Embarrassed as I was by Chris's DEPLORABLE behavior concerning his latest female victim, I decided to write a letter to express my sheerest disapproval with his habitual dishonesty. Inspired by that young woman's disclosure of her correspondences, here is the letter I posted:

{{quoteboxred|From: Alec-Chan Asperchu <albasperchu@live.com>
To: Mayor Ian Brandon Anderson <chrischansonichu@aol.com>

Hey, Chris, it's Alec. How you doing?

Some of my fans linked me to that new girl Jackie on the cwcki, all those emails between you two. Too bad she broke the confidence you two had, I didn't think that was necessary. But I like best the part where she thinks I was you and asks you about my comics, and you respond by saying I was some guy who made a "fan-fiction" of Sonichu and have been trying to "1-up" you this whole time. Wow, Chris, way to go back on your fucking word once again. Remember when you told me you understood Asperchu was original and that it had nothing to do with Sonichu? Guess that was a lie. I'd say I am disappointed but since you've lied to me dozens of times already, this is pretty predictable. By the way, I can't really "1-up" a comic that stopped being produced for months at a time, anyway.

On a more positive note, however, I'm happy you ARE finally working on your comic again. Between all my responsibilities and my own comic, it was getting pretty stressful to try to pick up your comic for you, too. I especially like that you decided to kill Sandy (this page: http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_11/Page_27 is my favorite one). Even though you lied to Jackie repeatedly (that's why she dumped you, by the way), it's nice to see that you're now owning up to the fact that Sandy isn't your character any more than Simonla was.

Hope Patty is eating your soul,

Alec

P.S. Hey, you like God of War, don't you? Does your recent video mean you want Kratos to wear a bra? Most men don't have boobs like you do, you know.}}

I kept things positive and very cordial, as you can see; I wished to make peace. Here was Chris's reply:

{{quotebox|From: Mayor Ian Brandon Anderson <chrischansonichu@aol.com>
To: Alec-Chan Asperchu <albasperchu@live.com>

Shut up.}}

Following this he blocked my email (again). I wish I could say I was disheartened, but as we know this isn't the first time my olive branch has been slapped away... --[[User:ALBASPERCHU|ALBASPERCHU]] 21:52, 24 April 2010 (CST)

:Alec, every time you post it's like a tiny gift from the heavens.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:04, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
::Seconded.--[[User:SniperFire16|SniperFire16]] 22:18, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
:*Alec, I want you. Bad. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 22:29, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
: Alec, if you are ever in new york you are welcome here

== Internal Server Error 500 ==

Over the past 15min, I've noticed this error occurring more frequently. Also the site seems to be running slower today. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 17:35, 26 April 2010 (UTC) - observing
:Now getting worse again --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 00:45, 27 April 2010 (UTC)

Not noticed it in any seriousness for a while --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 10:14, 27 April 2010 (UTC)

== The most retarded thing ever ==

http://cwctwitter.wikia.com/wiki/CWCville_Twitter_Wiki

and legi0n complained about ed. jesus christ. they even stole the box template that i stole from halcy :( --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 12:17, 27 April 2010 (UTC)
*A wiki for Sonichu Joke Twitters. Oh internet, you never cease to amaze.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 17:46, 27 April 2010 (UTC)

== CWCpedia down ==

am i the only one getting an error when trying to enter cwcpedia? has chris taken the page down?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 11:20, 29 April 2010 (UTC)
:Chris can't take it down. It's just 110MB being stupid again.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 14:44, 29 April 2010 (UTC)

== A Question... ==

Has anyone here thought of trying to send Christian a copy of "Undateable"? I think the book might break his brain... I mean, one of thing things listed in that book that makes a guy Undateable is "he plays videogames"... you all see where I'm going with this? -Keeperofthekorteenee
:This might be an idea. If you got some spare money, please send him a copy. By the way, to sign your post, you need to type the symbol "~" four times. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 01:46, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
:*This is interesting. Let me give it some thought, although to be honest Chris doesn't want to make himself more datable, he wants the ''standards of the entire eligable female population of the world to change to accomodate him''. That's why, no matter how many times people say ''Girls are the metal, boys are the magnets'' he will scream denials and complain that it ''should be'' or, alternatively, ''sometimes is'' the other way around. Chris not only does not want to improve himself, he ''actively resists'' such attempts because he is perfect and you can't improve on perfection. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:34, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
Remember when Vivian sent a book to Chris? Any book you send Chris, that isn't positive stupid advice like "How To Talk To Girls" won't make any sort of effect on him.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 04:54, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
 
I think the Jackie emails have shown us exactly how little Chris is prepared to go through for china, I seriously doubt that he'll make as immense an improvement as giving up his precious vidya for it. Besides, he outright ''refused'' to sell any of his videogames or game systems during the Miyamoto saga, and let's keep in mind that the manchild has like 500 games and 10 game systems
No, I'm afraid Chris will forever be a virgin with rage, unless maybe he gets the chance of a free hooker again (he did accept a fatty/redhead as a potential sweetheart). [[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 21:22, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
:Chris is able to call the entire practice of Psychology stupid simply because it doesn't match up with his opinions on aspergers. The manchild can Mental Block shit like you wouldn't believe.
:If someone sent him the book, he would just toss it in the giant pile of crap in his room and forget about it. On the slim chance that he actually did read it he would either mental block it (Well that's just your OPINION/That's debatable) or miss the point completely (Wow! Good thing none of these apply to me, because I'm perfect). If we go for the best possible outcome here and assume he both reads it, and misses the point completely, we might get some moderate lulz if he chooses to make a video and lecture us all on how much he knows about dating, but the chances of that happening are near-zero.
:Still, if you wanna buy Chris free stuff, be my guest.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 22:07, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
To all of you... good point. I'm a bit new to mocking this idiot manchild; I'll catch up eventually... [[User:Keeperofthekorteenee|Keeperofthekorteenee]] 22:42, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
 
:Welcome, friend, and enjoy the ride. I reccomend [[Chris and art]] and [[Chris and English]], two of my favs :D [[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 22:52, 4 May 2010 (UTC)

== Hello All ==

New user here, been browsing this excellent site for a few days now, after first hearing about Chris last year. Look forward to becoming a contributing member of CWCki, and thought I'd post here to 1. Offer my aid/support/whatever in regards to future trolling efforts (You guys have done some really excellent work, if I may say so), and 2. Let it be known that the PVCC forum is apparently having trouble in regards to getting new-user registration past the "fill in your data and submit for registration" phase (I realize that it's a private forum, and that may well be by design, but I thought I'd speak up on the off chance that it's not intentional). Anyway, I suppose that's all I have to say at the moment, so... Yeah. Hello. [[User:RobGoblin|RobGoblin]] 17:16, 6 May 2010 (UTC)

:y hello thar--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 20:01, 7 May 2010 (UTC)
:Hiii <(^_^)> [[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:08, 8 May 2010 (UTC)
::The PVCC registrations are being submitted, but the handling of the confirmation page is broken. It's a known issue - unlikely to be fixed soon though. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 01:47, 8 May 2010 (UTC)

Hello Rob. And Hello CWCKi. I am another new user, and I would also like to offer my assistance as a writer/contributor as well as in any future trolling efforts. I first heard about CWC from monkeyoaaron's (sp?) Ear Rape Coffee video on the youtube. So I did a little research and found CWC's TRUE and HONEST videos of fail. I found out about the CWCki when Hells1ng920 posted his epic rant on youtube, he had a link to this website so I clicked it and it led me here, and now I'm a member, so I will talk to you all later! [[User:U2rockfan|U2rockfan]] 11:50, 8 May 2010 (UTC) (Patriot720 on Youtube)

Hello, everyone. I am new here, although I've lurked for quite a bit, and I would like to commend you for all your dedication towards chronicling the manchild's life. I've been missing out on the action for way too long, and I'm eager and willing to help this wiki grow and expand. I dutifully offer my services as a contributor and participant of any trolling attempts. Anyways, hello! :D-[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 02:33, 15 May 2010 (UTC)

== Performance styles ==

I have been browsing aorund the videos for a while and noticed that maybe we could add "Racist" to the performance styles as they have been relatively frequent. (the jugaloo, bunny hop video, the surfshack tito saga videos and possibly some others i may have missed).[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:12, 8 May 2010 (UTC)

== 500 Internal Server Error ==
Is it any better now? [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 20:08, 8 May 2010 (UTC)

== Chris is dead, now what ==

So lets say that our hero decides to become an hero what becomes of the wiki ? --[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 06:55, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
:i never realized that. but i doubt that chris would become an hero. i think it would be by diabetes or a heart attack. but either way i fear the day, as it would mean that the cwcki would go down.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 12:39, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
:*The CWCki will remain as a warning to future generations. The mistakes of CWC must never be repeated. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 13:08, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

That is actually something I have wondered for a while. What if Chris died? Hhhmmm...Well, for one thing, Da Update would certainly slow down. CWCipedia would either shut down, be turned into a monument to Chris or be opened to trolls again. And then CWCki would become a site for literal Christorians, and everyone would just be devoted to researching Chris's life. Then one day, Cogs sells the information to a movie studio, and we get Christian Weston Chandler: The Movie. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 13:21, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

== Visual consistency of comic Chris ==

Anyone notice how Chris has drawn himself looking like 50 different people across all these issues?
Anyway, I'm thinking of either adding an article about this or incorporating it into the comic chris page as a special section, any thoughts?
[[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 18:54, 10 May 2010 (UTC)
*At one point, I wanted to collaborate every depiction of Chris into one image, but given he draws himself differently so many times, it is a Herculean task. If you feel like it, go for it. I'd say that this could easily be incorporated into the character page for Chris's comic book self. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:25, 10 May 2010 (UTC)

==Gamefaqs==
[http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/user.php?board=960619&topic=54555151&user=5492961 Profile]

[http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/960619-modnation-racers/54555151 Modnation]

[http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/975212-super-street-fighter-iv/54555218 Street Fighter]

The writing style's pretty close. If it's a troll, he's either too subtle for his own good, or has no real goal other than "Pretend to be Chris".--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 17:47, 11 May 2010 (UTC)
*Get Clyde to confirm or deny it and we'll go from there. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:50, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
:*Sir yes sir.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 07:28, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
*That thing reeks of Chris. I would bet money that it's him. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 08:23, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
*Believe it or not, I think Chris can spell separate. And also,it doesn't seem like him to try to help people. * "I will personally Not Judge one or ''Separate'' any individual People as such"
From the CWC Blog
[[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 17:50, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
* Chris's writing style is highly inconsistent. Also, he's not "helping" them, it's more like he's trying to "rally the masses" so he can port his save data from one game to another. Or something like that.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 17:57, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
* "Rally the masses", I like that, it seems just like something he would do. But still, I have my doubts, some elaborate trolling might be set up here. In any case, I don't think we should concern ourselves with this until it's confirmed it's Chris or Chris responds to it being false. [[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 18:03, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
*Well, he could be a troll, but Occams's razor leads me to say he's the real deal. Here's another thread Chris posted in: [http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/960619-modnation-racers/54377904?page=4]. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 19:34, 12 May 2010 (UTC)

== Memo on uploading images ==

If you upload images you found on other sites, try to source the HONEST and ORIGINAL creator when possible, or at least where you found it. It's good wiki policy in general. Likewise, try to use Creative Commons stuff whenever possible. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:53, 12 May 2010 (UTC)

== Sydney Kirsch ==

In the wake of the [[Jackie]] emails, on or about the 22nd of April a brave <s>troll</s> woman named Sydney Kirsch mistook Chris for "[[Liquid|another Chris]]" at [[The Game Place]], with whom she had intended to do some Poke'mon related business. Since she had forgotten this handsome, devilishly charming man's e-mail address, she simply googled Chris and The Game Place then e-mailed the first place that came up. The following is all record of what took place...

Sydney had the noble end-goal of wanting to get Chris to resume answering the mailbags, by trading naked pictures of herself for answered questions. Unfortunately... things did not turn out that way at all.

Some subject matter (mostly audio clips and voice mail messages) have not been posted because they are mostly irrelevant, don't add to the story and/or don't contain input from Chris. Note that the date/time stamps on e-mails are for Virginia time, while the date/time stamps on audio clips are [[PandaHalo|Adelaide, Australia time]]. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]]

*Dude, don't forget to sign your posts! Anyways, I moved all the stuff about Sydney [[User:Ronichu/Sydney|here]] because I didn't expect you to make an entire damn page on the community portal about her. I can confirm that Chris was in contact with Sydney so yeah, we could make a regular page for her. For the time being, there's that user page. Not sure what to call a page for her though - most pages that are about the person are about the person them self and not so much the actual conversations they had with Chris (see [[Vanessa Hudgens]] versus [[Vanessa Saga]]). Yet this isn't a proper saga, given the nature of it. We can't just call it e-mails because there's also those two call. So mostly we need a name for this page and we can post stuff there.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:55, 12 May 2010 (UTC)

:* I agree that it's definitely not a saga. If you look at the saga timeline someone drew up, the sagas are getting remarkably shorter and shorter. I honestly think to be a saga it has to provoke significant public response from Chris over at least a few months. I don't know what to call it; maybe 'Sydney Contacts'? To be honest, as I said before Champ, I don't know if there's really much here at all. Chris is getting more desperate, he is still looking online but hoping to move it offline ASAP, Chris can't remember people's names... Probably the only significant information in this whole thing is that if you try to call Chris and be a faggot, it will not work so don't try. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 00:14, 13 May 2010 (UTC)

* Jesus, even Chris was bored by those emails. What would be the point of yet another e-girlfriend, anyway? Just stop it already. [[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 21:37, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
:*The point was to get him to restart the mailbags and nothing more. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 22:59, 12 May 2010 (UTC)

== the manchild reverts the changes. ==

It seems that CWC has reverted most of the changes done by his "fan". Apparently, character development is the cancer that will kill sonichu. I saved the changes that were deleted by america's most hated autist. Also apparently, Bubbles is jewish.
{{quoteboxred|The reason he wanted to work with Mary Lee Walsh is because he wanted to align himself with anyone who would do his bidding; however, eventually she wanted to backstab him and then destroyed him.Count Graduon is currently dead, but soon he will return as the evil God Graduon and attack Vamprosa. Sonichu had not evolved into Metonic at that point and soon God Graduon will take over his body.}}

{{quoteboxred|:Zapina had a sad, lonely life. Her parents were killed by the evil Evan. She used to live in a 2 story house with her mom and dad. One day, Evan was really angry about the popular mayor so he took a gun and shot them dead. Then he lit their house on fire and Zapina had to run away.
Eventually Zapina found comfort in the home of Simonla Rosechu. Evan did not like this and had Simonla killed.
It turns out, before Zapina was born, her mom and dad owned a factory where they produced Pokeballs. Evan was a lazy worker at the factory and wanted revenge because they fired him.
Soon Zapina would form a relationship with Ganster Sonichu; however, Gangster Sonichu broke up with Zapina because he was dating her to cover up his homosexuality. Zapina would soon be great friends with Sandy Rosechu to help get over her break up.}}

{{quoteboxred|Cera Rosechu is a very pretty Rosechu who will grow up to become a strong-willed Rosechu. Her mom does not have a lot of time to take care of her because she is too busy saving the day, so her babysitter Heather, takes cares of her.
Her babysitter is a lesbian, however Cera does not grow up to be a lesbian. She is straight like her brother and other sister. Her future husband will be Blake and Bubbles's child who is called Kyle Sonichu.
Kyle and Cera are currently in kindergarten being taught by their teacher Mrs. Lyra. Mrs. Lyra is frustrated because Kyle and Cera keep talking in class. Cera is not very good with her mathematics and she often asks Kyle for help.}}
[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 21:40, 14 May 2010 (UTC)
:Why are you writing this here and not in the CWCipedia tracker? --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 21:48, 14 May 2010 (UTC)
:*<s>didn't know how. i'm going to right now.</s> someone already did it[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 23:05, 14 May 2010 (UTC)
:If Chris reverted the changes without comment, then we need to have the girls make more changes. That ought to infuriate him. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 22:42, 14 May 2010 (UTC)
::He still hasn't reverted the changes made to the captain's log on the main page. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:12, 14 May 2010 (UTC)
:::Yeah, and I think I know why. This is pure speculation, but I think Chris just checks the recent changes page to get told what's going on. Daria Camacho made a bunch of changes with her account set to bot, and the default setting on that page is to hide bot edits. Chris hasn't reverted them because he has no idea they happened at all.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:38, 15 May 2010 (UTC)
::::Actually, chris did not revert all the edits. the vamprosa page daria set up is unchanged and he didn't delete completely the graduon page. what i copied was just what he deleted.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 13:42, 15 May 2010 (UTC)
::::Well then I think it's clear that the correct course of action is mass bot vandalism. He'll have no idea what hit him. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 02:44, 15 May 2010 (UTC)
:::::Yes! Do this! --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 16:20, 15 May 2010 (UTC)

== Broken audio links ==

Someone, do me a favor and post here pages that need working links to audio downloads and stuff like that. I believe one of the concern with transcribing some of the Mumble chats is that we have no working audio links so we need to fix that. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:01, 15 May 2010 (UTC)

Boss, the ones I could find are:

Mumble 12

CWCCumsforaCat

JackThaddius Call 2

JackThaddius Call 3

Julie Reveals Herself

DPF Phonecall

There may be more. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 15:54, 15 May 2010 (UTC)

== CHRIS IS STUPID ==
http://pastebin.com/1YndZLqf [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:04, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
*Wait was this chris telling Anonymous to piss off or somebody talking to chris? if it was the former, yeah he's fucked.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:18, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
:*god damn can you even read the first fucking line of the fucking thing? [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:23, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
*This sounds like Rocky.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 01:20, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
:*this is too fucking retarded to be from anyone else. chris is just trying to justify his fucking atrocious reputation of being a retard. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:23, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
:**But since when has he been trolled by Anonymous? When did chris send this email out?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 02:06, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
::*he's probably referring to the old meaning of anonymous. you know, before 4chan. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 02:08, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
:::*He might not even make the distinction between his current trolls and the anons. Anyway this is a pretty neat document. Any idea where we should put it? Do we have any extra context?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:41, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
::* The e-mail is now the featured quote in the cwcpedia. Well at least the last lines.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 22:05, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
original e-mail:
{{quotebox|<nowiki>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5a7HN0pa0w&feature=related</nowiki>

This was part of a radio show from a few months ago. It resurfaced recently and I had a listen.

If you wonder why this applies to you: skip to 7:00.

A woman comments about how YOU will be part of her nightmares now.

This is what normal people, not trolls, think of you. If you really think it's just trolls who have formed a bad opinion of you, think again. Just letting you know.}} [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 21:22, 17 May 2010 (UTC)

I don't see how anyone could have a good or even neutral opinion of Chris after hearing/reading about him. --[[User:Shotaru|Shotaru]] 22:28, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
*maybe its because chris is the epitome of self delution.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 22:43, 17 May 2010 (UTC)

Anyone want to hazard a guess as to why he thinks he's a good person in real life? Is he just wanting real companionship, or does he actually think that he's better in real life? If the former, he's still prime troll bait, but if it's the latter, we better pray he doesn't find a more forgiving Young Adult Social Group orwhateverthefuckitis. If he gets people in real life, and he realises he's screwed up on the internet, he won't be coming back. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 23:32, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
:If you remember from the Greene County conspiracy video, he said that he called up Rocky to see if anyone would come to the extreme sports show with him, and no one ever called back. It's obvious what's happening here. People are avoiding Chris out of disgust, because he is bad and he smells bad. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 23:53, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
::* If there is one thing I am glad for in this life it's that you cannot smell someone over the Internet. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 01:16, 18 May 2010 (UTC)
::*Wait, I can see what's going on. First, remember that Chris thinks everyone is simply afraid of him--in fact, they're repulsed by his appearance/odor/behavior. He's found out about that murder case, and seems to think that it's one of those things that can happen in relationships. This is simply an extension of the "THEY ARE AFRAID OF AUTISTICS" line of thought--he thinks people look at him and think "OH NO A BAD GUY". Or perhaps someone just told him what a horrible person he was. His definition of "horrible person" is "guy who makes me stop using Simonla" or "guy who kills ex girlfriend", not "Overweight, odorous, naive, lying manchild"--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 01:42, 18 May 2010 (UTC)
:::*Makes sense to me. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 01:52, 18 May 2010 (UTC)
:::*I rather see it as a "Pity Plea". A creepy "I could had loved her" scenario. As far as the YASG goes, I guess Wallflower talked about her ordeal and even good-thinking Christians made the choice of keeping him away. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 02:05, 18 May 2010 (UTC)
::::*Which raises the question, where will he go next? Charlottesville is a pretty small place, judging by the Google Maps screenshots. My own town is about the same size, and everyone knows all the crazy people around. I'd imagine Chris has a very similar reputation, probably due to a mix of his IRL activitites and troll activity. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:55, 18 May 2010 (UTC)
:::::*Well, Chris is obviously the village idiot, but the question is if he even realizes that himself. For all we know, he considers himself the grand master of Charlottesville and thinks everyone is honored to live in the same area. It sounds stupid and unlikely, but this is Chris we're talking about. Unless he's claimed otherwise, I don't think he'd even be aware of having a reputation like that. --[[User:Shotaru|Shotaru]] 21:52, 18 May 2010 (UTC)
:::::*I like to think that all the kids in Charlottesville believe that the Chandler Household haunted by fat, man-eating monsters. I can just imagine some girls having a sleepover nearby and one of them getting dared to go in it. Hilarity Ensues. And by Hilarity Ensues, I mean Raep Happens. :)[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 02:11, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
::::::*what's sad is that it would not be very far from reality. though we could count on bob to protect them...for now.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 02:37, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
::::::*Well, only if he hasn't died yet. D:[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 03:28, 19 May 2010 (UTC)

== joinage ==

So I sent Chris a link to a Pokemon forum asking him to join. I also told him that it'd be awesome if someone as 'recognized' as him would join and such crap. Now, what are the chances that he'll actually join? I mean, we could do some pretty nice trolling should he actually join. :D So... yeah. That's all. <s>please don't kill me</s>[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 04:11, 19 May 2010 (UTC)

== An eyewitness emerges ==

[http://legi0n.789chan.org/cwc/res/41019.html Gamer Paulo tells us about Chris at the Game Place.] --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 05:09, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
*We (at least certain people) are working on establishing the validity of this account (i.e. asking Mimms and Lucas to comment on PVCC). Once we get confirmation, we can add it here. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:15, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
*I'm going to call troll--you'd think Chris would boast about the time Mimms supposedly begged him for forgiveness. That would have been a massive boost to his ego and you just know he would have mentioned it somewhere. But other than that I wish the rest was true, espicially the part where Snorlax sat down on the floor and rambled about Greene County.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 05:23, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
*It does seem sort of suspect - The guy claiming to verify him as the Gym Leader at TGP reeks of samefag, at least imho. [[User:RobGoblin|Gobs]] 05:56, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
**Supposed samefag here. I'm just deeply embedded in the Pokemon TCG scene. When I saw the thread I got really excited since someone still playing the game there had (or claimed to have) interacted with Chris. Posted PMs exchanged @Pokegym.net/forums in #sonichu via screencap. (Links here: [http://tinypic.com/r/10wv2w7/6 1] [http://tinypic.com/r/29kweg3/6 2] [http://tinypic.com/r/2q1cmkp/6 3] [http://tinypic.com/r/2hcqkah/6 4] [http://tinypic.com/r/vg5r8x/6 5] [http://tinypic.com/r/2r6ebk3/6 6]) The only thing that I couldn't find was his real name. Usually it's on the Organized Play website but The Game Place's page doesn't have a contact name (Neither did the "Virginia Pokemon" website, and the few people I know who play in VA didn't know either.) A quick google search got me a post on the Gym by user PokeMedic who said they'd recently taken over as League Leader at the Charlottesville location. I've had an account there for years, PM'd the person expecting no response. Surprisingly I received confirmation. The way our conversation panned out, he appears to be legit, or at the very least the current League Leader at the Game Place. Hopefully Mimms or Lucas can provide a name. [[User:Skuntank|Skuntank]] 06:58, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
**PokeMedic? As in, Medic the mod on /cwc/? Now that would make me lol if he's behind this trolling effort. I'm suspicious that Paulo's original post in the thread implies that he first heard about cwcki and /cwc/ and only recently read the ED article, even though he's been in on the Chris-GamePlace saga since "day one." Wut? [[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 07:53, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
*Sounds like a troll to me. Besides, he's aware of this wiki's existence, so why didn't he post it here in the first place? And he seems to be avoiding giving direct answer/saying something we don't know. Also, WTF with Megan being a manipulative bitch?[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 06:13, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
*OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE BACKGROUND [[User:RobGoblin|RobGoblin]] 06:25, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
**Adblock Plus, dude. Find the image, filter, seizure over. [[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 07:53, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
*Totally not a troll. I was hoping to get my feet wet in this because Mike really wanted to get in on this but can't commit to it. Mimms will confirm, but he's not going to say nice things about me and likewise. --Gamer Paulo 06:38, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
*Troll or not, his take on Megan is one that I'm sure myself and a lot of others have suspected is closer to the truth for a long time. This isn't some teen movie where the shy, friendly girl is spit on by the blonde cheerleader clique for no reason. In the real world, if you don't have friends there is probably a good reason for it, and we know that Megan really didn't have any. She's also a Nazi fetishist in her twenties that still plays Pokemon, traces Sonic recolors and Sailor Moons, and uses a retard for material gain, these are all known facts. I find it hard to buy that she was just some innocent demure flower ruined by Chris's actions (which is not to say Chris would not have been perfectly capable of doing so if it was in fact the case) [[User:Hurrrr2|Hurrrr2]] 06:39, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
*(Stress sighs) Since /cwc/ is in seizure mode, somebody requested that I upload a screencap of the thread. Here ya go. [http://s000.tinyupload.com/index.php?file_id=00599092886322880810]--[[User:Inetlumberjack|Inetlumberjack]] 07:08, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
**I'm pretty sure that the seizure background is to make sure "you-know-who" doesn't read it. --[[User:Espanolic|Espanolic]] 07:17, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
**He's forgotten it exists and doesn't check the community portal, don't worry too much. Plus, PARTY HARD mode will rape his eyes if he got uncomfortable just looking at a red-black gradient.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 07:58, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
* I can't keep out of my head the possibility that the new source is a troll. Nevertheless, it still adds a piece to the mosaic of the Game Place. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 13:04, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
Well, It looks like there might be some truth to this after all... According to Lucas, he knows who it is. Taking in all these facts, perhaps this person is indeed Eric: in The Lucas & Mimms Q&A, they said Chris picked on a kid who took over Chris's role as gym leader a few times. Just a guess, but that's who it might be if this isn't a troll [[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 12:49, 19 May 2010 (EST)
* That is my name, but the other stuff about me isn't accurate. As far as Chris goes, he never picked on me and I didn't really do anything with Chris except play one game of Pokemon with him. Everything else we heard and saw was through observation. Mike and I wanted to put ourselves out here to maybe get in on some FAing since we're tired of how persistent he is in trying to get back into the store and how his actions keep affecting business. While I was in the store today talking to everyone and showing them the comments that were made on /cwc/ we had a riot. We then got a phone call from the owner this afternoon who just seems to have found out about everything from another employee who saw what was going on yesterday on /cwc/. He thought it was a riot but since he's now aware we need to stop what we were hoping to get accomplished since it might make us look like instigators. From the looks of it though we weren't really going get anywhere. --[http://http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/User:Gamer_Paulo Gamer Paulo] What the hell are these? Some words? 17:30, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
**Yeah, it might not have been such a great idea for you go on /cwc/ and out the owner as a registered sex offender. Some people are so touchy. [[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 19:03, 19 May 2010 (UTC)

regards putting stuff on cwcki, only use information they agree on. so, nothing about mimms begging chris, nothing about megan and nothing about paulo being a furry. --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 19:37, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
*I assume this means that the post Lucas made on PVCC is mostly valid(by "mostly" I mean the part about Megan, which is debatable).--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 19:44, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
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! Lucas post on PVCC - Wednesday, May 19th, 2010, 8:42 PM
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|Okay

that's what I should've done in the first place, my bad, I was kind of peeved and it got the better of me

-he's a real guy

-what he said about barb the day chris was banned is more than likely true

-I want to say chris trying to segregate the kids never happened. That's a pretty big deal and I'd imagine if he did do that he would have been booted instantly. You guys would have heard about it too from Mimms since he was almost always there and you guys asked us about his racist exploits many times already

-There were never many parents staying around until fairly recently like after chris left

-like I said I personally think his thing about megan is crap from my point of view

-story about mimms lies and exaggeration probably fueled by their dumb feud

-ask me about anything else but I think these are the most important parts. A lot of his other stories are just about him
|-
|}
since the validity of the info is disputed, anything that the two agree on can be put into an article. everything else should be considered false until proven otherwise. --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 21:04, 19 May 2010 (UTC)

put the meagan stuff in there just as an "alternate interpretation" section --[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] needs to sign their comments

So, does this mean that Medic = Gamer Paulo or that Medic hacked Gamer Paulo's user account?

http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/User_talk:Canine
''Please delete my account. medic is here, canine is a faggot --Gamer Paulo''

The Paulo thread has been disappeared from /cwc/, by the way.[[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 16:16, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

===My thoughts===
This is one of those interesting times when we get into meta-wiki issues which starts to delve into epistemology and areas like that. As I see it, we should document Gamer Paulo's account. As with any history, it's ultimately biased towards the historian's personal views. I will disagree with Cogs in that we should include stuff of suspect, and let people decide for them self what is valid and what is not. So my approach would be to post all of Gamer Paulo's stuff, and to include Lucas's commentary so the reader will be able to see criticism from another Game Place regular.

The problem with any eye witness account of Chris is that it's going to be biased in some way - for all we know, Lucas could be exaggerating, [[Anna]] could be exaggerating in [[Tale of the Crazy Pacer]], and so forth. I believe we've discussed the validity of taking Chris's personal history as valid, even though it's obviously very biased.

That's my two cents. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:56, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

CWCki:Community Portal

2010-05-19T19:03:17Z

Squirrelbait: /* An eyewitness emerges */

__NEWSECTIONLINK__
The Community Portal is designed to be a public forum to discuss CWCki related affairs for site wide concerns, policy, that sort of thing.

Please consult the archives to make sure your concern hasn't already been posted before:

[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 1]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 2]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 3]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 4]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 5]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 6]]

== I want to warn other women ==

Hello, my name is Jackie. Jesus, I can't believe I'm doing this.

Long story short, I'm in the market for a boyfriend and I posted online, thinking I would give it a shot. I meet a guy named Christian Weston Chandler. Guess where this is going.

I didn't know anything about this guy before I met him there. I talked back and forth with him for a bit on email, got to know him a little. I didn't know he was such an internet freak. But he told me all about this cwcki site, because I wanted to know more about him and I wanted him to make a video for me. He initially refused to make a video for me because he said it "got him in trouble before". I didn't know what he meant, so he sent me here to see videos of him talking to previous girlfriends and how the nasty trolls got him in trouble for it. Mind you, he was very careful to remind me that this website is full of lies and shouldn't be trusted, despite the fact he himself sent me here.

But I respected the fact he was at least being honest with me about this online shit. Or so it seemed. I watched a bunch of his videos, got more and more disturbed by them. I questioned him on some things, like how he apparently cheated on one of his ex-girlfriends with some other girl online. As was quite insulting (but not at all surprising now that I've familiarized myself with this site), he lied to me and said it never happened. Even though he himself admitted to cheating on her in a video HE MADE.

And a bunch of other shit he lied about too. Like professing his love for me every five minutes, even though he COULDN'T REMEMBER MY FUCKING NAME. Check this video out: http://www.mediafire.com/?zzivjw32mlj
I asked him to make me a video showing me his female-pleasuring skills (this was before I started to realize what a disgusting piece of shit he is), and he CALLS ME BY HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND'S NAME.

So there you go, have at it. He calls this website full of liars, but as far as I can tell he's a worthless piece of shit and this site is pretty frank about it. I'm fucking done dealing with him but I thought I'd contribute my experience as a warning to all the other women in Virginia.--[[User:JaxRomy|JaxRomy]] 12:24am, 22 April 2010 (EST)

:* Hello Jackie, and welcome. I am sorry you had to encounter Christian without any prior warning- the truth must be shocking and a little frightening (you know he twice tried to convince the trolls to trick him into raping someone who was [[rocky|trying to help him and only looking out for his best interests]], right?). I'm sure I speak for everyone here when I say that you are most welcome here, and that your experience will be added to the massive (and growing) pile of documentation regarding this mental man and his life. Your goal of warning others is a noble one and I invite you to come, join in the documentation and study of Christian Weston Chandler. Again, you have my sympathies. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 04:54, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Glad to be of service! Also, if you feel like you want to, you can add a better profile for him to Dontdatehimgirl.com--there's been one up there since 4chan/SA found his comic in 2007 and it's woefully out of date. And sorry you had to put up with being in a relationship with Chris. You are also welcome to contribute any information you want.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 04:58, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Welcome, Jackie, and I apologize for the inconvenience you had in registering for a new account. If you have any questions or concerns, feel free to leave a message on my [[User talk:Champthom|talk page]].--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:01, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Chris chan, "cute"? Lol. Anyway, welcome. --[[User:James Lamp-Eye|James Lamp-Eye]] 05:08, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*At least Chris had the lack of sense to point you here and warn you of what you were in for if you met him. Every new bit of Chris we see is darker and more disturbing than the last. This site does little more than hold a mirror up to Chris and let his own words speak for themselves. Enjoy exploring the man-child-sized bullet you just dodged. Any and all contributions you wish to make would be most appreciated. As you can see, we "trolls" are mainly fascinated observers of the perversion of nature known as Christian Chandler. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 05:31, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Jackie, I am so sorry you had to go through this.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:58, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Welcome and we're sorry for what you had to experience with Chris. You were lucky he pointed you here so soon. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 06:01, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Welcome Jackie and thank you for sharing your experience with us. I must congratulate you on your fortitude. The video he sent you make me feel quite nauseous and it's not even aimed at me! Yes, Christian Chandler is quite the sick puppy we describe and yet your e-mails are filled with juicy details and interesting anecdotes. You have proven your value and you are most welcome here among us. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 06:10, 22 April 2010 (UTC)
:*Hey, there. I'm so sorry about what happened between you and Chris, but it was for the best, yes? Hope you have fun here. じゃね!--[[User:SniperFire16|SniperFire16]] 13:21, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

== YOU ARE FAGGOTS ==

every single last one of you. seriously. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:52, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
* We love you too, Clyde. --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 02:05, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
:* Indeed. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 02:06, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
::* Have my babiez, plz?--[[User:SniperFire16|SniperFire16]] 03:24, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
*I want you inside me, Clyde. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:30, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
*Oh Clyde, you're too nice. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 03:25, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
*Cool.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:40, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
*Yes. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 12:47, 23 April 2010 (UTC)

== Icon Templates ==

So I've added some code to the icon templates (and even added the normal icon template code to about a third of the shirt icons) so we can toggle the text labels for the icons. I mainly forsee this being useful for the video boxes on articles, rather than having to type '''<nowiki>{{BlueRedSleeveRugby}}</nowiki> Blue & Red Sleeve Rugby''', you can type '''<nowiki>{{BlueRedSleeveRugby|text=yes}}</nowiki>''' to generate the same effect. It also allows all uses of the icon template to be easily updated, should we decided to do something like rename a shirt.

I notice that there is a lot of inconsistency on pages with videos - some use icon templates, some don't - so do partly, probably due to new icon templates having later been made. So my plan is to revisit pages with videos and update them to use the templates. My dilemma is - should the format for showing the text be: '''<nowiki>{{Icontemplate|text=yes}}</nowiki>''' or '''<nowiki>{{Icontemplate|text}}</nowiki>''' or something else? --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:56, 24 April 2010 (UTC)

:Oh and examples of the icons with their respective text labels can be found [[User:Anonymax/Sandbox2|here]]. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:59, 24 April 2010 (UTC)
:I reallllly need some feedback on this. Plz replai --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 11:17, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
:*Hey mate, looks fantastic. In my position as a complete nobody I approve of this change. Going back and retroactively changing every video is gunna be interesting, however... -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 22:32, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
:* It's a good job Anonymax. Well done- I was watching as you put them up last night, you've done a great job with them --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 22:38, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

:Well I had to make the change to the templates so the default behaviour was not to show the label - in an ideal world, the default would be to show the label. I'm currently a fan of the '''<nowiki>{{Icontemplate|text}}</nowiki>''' way of triggering the display of labels - and unless anyone comes up with a reason to set it a different way, I'll make some changes soon. Yes the task of going through every page with video templates is going to take some time - however, it will help make all of them consistent. We like consistency. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 00:58, 26 April 2010 (UTC)
:Added some more code to my sandbox version of an icon template - now the template will accept custom text:
::*'''<nowiki>{{Icontemplate}}</nowiki>''' produces {{Comics}}
::*'''<nowiki>{{Icontemplate|text}}</nowiki>''' produces {{Comics|text}}
::*'''<nowiki>{{Icontemplate|Some Text}}</nowiki>''' produces {{Comics|Some Text}}
: A more flexible solution methinks --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 01:32, 26 April 2010 (UTC)

:*That works well, good job --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 02:43, 26 April 2010 (UTC)
:*I think I'm happy with the sandbox example for icon templates and their usage - but any suggestions for improvements before I start to apply it to all templates would be good --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 14:54, 26 April 2010 (UTC)

All icon templates have been updated now. The process of editing each video page to make use of the templates is slowly underway. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 02:26, 4 May 2010 (UTC)

== Sonichu update ==

I noticed today that some troll has "updated" Sonichu 11 with some new pages. Does anybody know who is this troll?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:06, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

Protip: When stuff appears on CWCipedia, we put it there. Clyde in all likelyhood. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 00:09, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

Then the troll failed in completely capturing Chris's fail. The comic is actually well done and funny. But in all seriousness, i'm starting to thinkg that its alec after seeing th sonichu 11 page here.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:14, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

nah, the style is different, take for example the sonichu revolution pages, they are more blunt and the chris chan character ends up being the lazy jerk he usually is, while his characters are more kind and/or dumber than usual. This one has chris chan acting with reason, and focuses more onto the sonichus, and how they should really react on theyr miserable lives, on the other hand, this does go with someof the plans i've read around the CWCipedia.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 00:24, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

It was originally done by a PVCC poster, and appeared there first. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 00:34, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
:It's hilarious. I'm thinking I'll add this to the CWC blog page, with a note saying that Wikisysop's account was "hacked" and not TRUE AND HONEST. Gotta keep up appearances, you know.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 00:40, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
::Its funny until the end, when its just pretty depresing, but as realistic as it could be.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:54, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

== An attempt to rebuild old bridges ==

Hello friends. Embarrassed as I was by Chris's DEPLORABLE behavior concerning his latest female victim, I decided to write a letter to express my sheerest disapproval with his habitual dishonesty. Inspired by that young woman's disclosure of her correspondences, here is the letter I posted:

{{quoteboxred|From: Alec-Chan Asperchu <albasperchu@live.com>
To: Mayor Ian Brandon Anderson <chrischansonichu@aol.com>

Hey, Chris, it's Alec. How you doing?

Some of my fans linked me to that new girl Jackie on the cwcki, all those emails between you two. Too bad she broke the confidence you two had, I didn't think that was necessary. But I like best the part where she thinks I was you and asks you about my comics, and you respond by saying I was some guy who made a "fan-fiction" of Sonichu and have been trying to "1-up" you this whole time. Wow, Chris, way to go back on your fucking word once again. Remember when you told me you understood Asperchu was original and that it had nothing to do with Sonichu? Guess that was a lie. I'd say I am disappointed but since you've lied to me dozens of times already, this is pretty predictable. By the way, I can't really "1-up" a comic that stopped being produced for months at a time, anyway.

On a more positive note, however, I'm happy you ARE finally working on your comic again. Between all my responsibilities and my own comic, it was getting pretty stressful to try to pick up your comic for you, too. I especially like that you decided to kill Sandy (this page: http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_11/Page_27 is my favorite one). Even though you lied to Jackie repeatedly (that's why she dumped you, by the way), it's nice to see that you're now owning up to the fact that Sandy isn't your character any more than Simonla was.

Hope Patty is eating your soul,

Alec

P.S. Hey, you like God of War, don't you? Does your recent video mean you want Kratos to wear a bra? Most men don't have boobs like you do, you know.}}

I kept things positive and very cordial, as you can see; I wished to make peace. Here was Chris's reply:

{{quotebox|From: Mayor Ian Brandon Anderson <chrischansonichu@aol.com>
To: Alec-Chan Asperchu <albasperchu@live.com>

Shut up.}}

Following this he blocked my email (again). I wish I could say I was disheartened, but as we know this isn't the first time my olive branch has been slapped away... --[[User:ALBASPERCHU|ALBASPERCHU]] 21:52, 24 April 2010 (CST)

:Alec, every time you post it's like a tiny gift from the heavens.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:04, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
::Seconded.--[[User:SniperFire16|SniperFire16]] 22:18, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
:*Alec, I want you. Bad. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 22:29, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
: Alec, if you are ever in new york you are welcome here

== Internal Server Error 500 ==

Over the past 15min, I've noticed this error occurring more frequently. Also the site seems to be running slower today. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 17:35, 26 April 2010 (UTC) - observing
:Now getting worse again --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 00:45, 27 April 2010 (UTC)

Not noticed it in any seriousness for a while --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 10:14, 27 April 2010 (UTC)

== The most retarded thing ever ==

http://cwctwitter.wikia.com/wiki/CWCville_Twitter_Wiki

and legi0n complained about ed. jesus christ. they even stole the box template that i stole from halcy :( --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 12:17, 27 April 2010 (UTC)
*A wiki for Sonichu Joke Twitters. Oh internet, you never cease to amaze.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 17:46, 27 April 2010 (UTC)

== CWCpedia down ==

am i the only one getting an error when trying to enter cwcpedia? has chris taken the page down?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 11:20, 29 April 2010 (UTC)
:Chris can't take it down. It's just 110MB being stupid again.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 14:44, 29 April 2010 (UTC)

== A Question... ==

Has anyone here thought of trying to send Christian a copy of "Undateable"? I think the book might break his brain... I mean, one of thing things listed in that book that makes a guy Undateable is "he plays videogames"... you all see where I'm going with this? -Keeperofthekorteenee
:This might be an idea. If you got some spare money, please send him a copy. By the way, to sign your post, you need to type the symbol "~" four times. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 01:46, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
:*This is interesting. Let me give it some thought, although to be honest Chris doesn't want to make himself more datable, he wants the ''standards of the entire eligable female population of the world to change to accomodate him''. That's why, no matter how many times people say ''Girls are the metal, boys are the magnets'' he will scream denials and complain that it ''should be'' or, alternatively, ''sometimes is'' the other way around. Chris not only does not want to improve himself, he ''actively resists'' such attempts because he is perfect and you can't improve on perfection. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:34, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
Remember when Vivian sent a book to Chris? Any book you send Chris, that isn't positive stupid advice like "How To Talk To Girls" won't make any sort of effect on him.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 04:54, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
 
I think the Jackie emails have shown us exactly how little Chris is prepared to go through for china, I seriously doubt that he'll make as immense an improvement as giving up his precious vidya for it. Besides, he outright ''refused'' to sell any of his videogames or game systems during the Miyamoto saga, and let's keep in mind that the manchild has like 500 games and 10 game systems
No, I'm afraid Chris will forever be a virgin with rage, unless maybe he gets the chance of a free hooker again (he did accept a fatty/redhead as a potential sweetheart). [[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 21:22, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
:Chris is able to call the entire practice of Psychology stupid simply because it doesn't match up with his opinions on aspergers. The manchild can Mental Block shit like you wouldn't believe.
:If someone sent him the book, he would just toss it in the giant pile of crap in his room and forget about it. On the slim chance that he actually did read it he would either mental block it (Well that's just your OPINION/That's debatable) or miss the point completely (Wow! Good thing none of these apply to me, because I'm perfect). If we go for the best possible outcome here and assume he both reads it, and misses the point completely, we might get some moderate lulz if he chooses to make a video and lecture us all on how much he knows about dating, but the chances of that happening are near-zero.
:Still, if you wanna buy Chris free stuff, be my guest.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 22:07, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
To all of you... good point. I'm a bit new to mocking this idiot manchild; I'll catch up eventually... [[User:Keeperofthekorteenee|Keeperofthekorteenee]] 22:42, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
 
:Welcome, friend, and enjoy the ride. I reccomend [[Chris and art]] and [[Chris and English]], two of my favs :D [[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 22:52, 4 May 2010 (UTC)

== Hello All ==

New user here, been browsing this excellent site for a few days now, after first hearing about Chris last year. Look forward to becoming a contributing member of CWCki, and thought I'd post here to 1. Offer my aid/support/whatever in regards to future trolling efforts (You guys have done some really excellent work, if I may say so), and 2. Let it be known that the PVCC forum is apparently having trouble in regards to getting new-user registration past the "fill in your data and submit for registration" phase (I realize that it's a private forum, and that may well be by design, but I thought I'd speak up on the off chance that it's not intentional). Anyway, I suppose that's all I have to say at the moment, so... Yeah. Hello. [[User:RobGoblin|RobGoblin]] 17:16, 6 May 2010 (UTC)

:y hello thar--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 20:01, 7 May 2010 (UTC)
:Hiii <(^_^)> [[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:08, 8 May 2010 (UTC)
::The PVCC registrations are being submitted, but the handling of the confirmation page is broken. It's a known issue - unlikely to be fixed soon though. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 01:47, 8 May 2010 (UTC)

Hello Rob. And Hello CWCKi. I am another new user, and I would also like to offer my assistance as a writer/contributor as well as in any future trolling efforts. I first heard about CWC from monkeyoaaron's (sp?) Ear Rape Coffee video on the youtube. So I did a little research and found CWC's TRUE and HONEST videos of fail. I found out about the CWCki when Hells1ng920 posted his epic rant on youtube, he had a link to this website so I clicked it and it led me here, and now I'm a member, so I will talk to you all later! [[User:U2rockfan|U2rockfan]] 11:50, 8 May 2010 (UTC) (Patriot720 on Youtube)

Hello, everyone. I am new here, although I've lurked for quite a bit, and I would like to commend you for all your dedication towards chronicling the manchild's life. I've been missing out on the action for way too long, and I'm eager and willing to help this wiki grow and expand. I dutifully offer my services as a contributor and participant of any trolling attempts. Anyways, hello! :D-[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 02:33, 15 May 2010 (UTC)

== Performance styles ==

I have been browsing aorund the videos for a while and noticed that maybe we could add "Racist" to the performance styles as they have been relatively frequent. (the jugaloo, bunny hop video, the surfshack tito saga videos and possibly some others i may have missed).[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:12, 8 May 2010 (UTC)

== 500 Internal Server Error ==
Is it any better now? [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 20:08, 8 May 2010 (UTC)

== Chris is dead, now what ==

So lets say that our hero decides to become an hero what becomes of the wiki ? --[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 06:55, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
:i never realized that. but i doubt that chris would become an hero. i think it would be by diabetes or a heart attack. but either way i fear the day, as it would mean that the cwcki would go down.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 12:39, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
:*The CWCki will remain as a warning to future generations. The mistakes of CWC must never be repeated. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 13:08, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

That is actually something I have wondered for a while. What if Chris died? Hhhmmm...Well, for one thing, Da Update would certainly slow down. CWCipedia would either shut down, be turned into a monument to Chris or be opened to trolls again. And then CWCki would become a site for literal Christorians, and everyone would just be devoted to researching Chris's life. Then one day, Cogs sells the information to a movie studio, and we get Christian Weston Chandler: The Movie. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 13:21, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

== Visual consistency of comic Chris ==

Anyone notice how Chris has drawn himself looking like 50 different people across all these issues?
Anyway, I'm thinking of either adding an article about this or incorporating it into the comic chris page as a special section, any thoughts?
[[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 18:54, 10 May 2010 (UTC)
*At one point, I wanted to collaborate every depiction of Chris into one image, but given he draws himself differently so many times, it is a Herculean task. If you feel like it, go for it. I'd say that this could easily be incorporated into the character page for Chris's comic book self. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:25, 10 May 2010 (UTC)

==Gamefaqs==
[http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/user.php?board=960619&topic=54555151&user=5492961 Profile]

[http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/960619-modnation-racers/54555151 Modnation]

[http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/975212-super-street-fighter-iv/54555218 Street Fighter]

The writing style's pretty close. If it's a troll, he's either too subtle for his own good, or has no real goal other than "Pretend to be Chris".--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 17:47, 11 May 2010 (UTC)
*Get Clyde to confirm or deny it and we'll go from there. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:50, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
:*Sir yes sir.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 07:28, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
*That thing reeks of Chris. I would bet money that it's him. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 08:23, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
*Believe it or not, I think Chris can spell separate. And also,it doesn't seem like him to try to help people. * "I will personally Not Judge one or ''Separate'' any individual People as such"
From the CWC Blog
[[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 17:50, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
* Chris's writing style is highly inconsistent. Also, he's not "helping" them, it's more like he's trying to "rally the masses" so he can port his save data from one game to another. Or something like that.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 17:57, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
* "Rally the masses", I like that, it seems just like something he would do. But still, I have my doubts, some elaborate trolling might be set up here. In any case, I don't think we should concern ourselves with this until it's confirmed it's Chris or Chris responds to it being false. [[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 18:03, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
*Well, he could be a troll, but Occams's razor leads me to say he's the real deal. Here's another thread Chris posted in: [http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/960619-modnation-racers/54377904?page=4]. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 19:34, 12 May 2010 (UTC)

== Memo on uploading images ==

If you upload images you found on other sites, try to source the HONEST and ORIGINAL creator when possible, or at least where you found it. It's good wiki policy in general. Likewise, try to use Creative Commons stuff whenever possible. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:53, 12 May 2010 (UTC)

== Sydney Kirsch ==

In the wake of the [[Jackie]] emails, on or about the 22nd of April a brave <s>troll</s> woman named Sydney Kirsch mistook Chris for "[[Liquid|another Chris]]" at [[The Game Place]], with whom she had intended to do some Poke'mon related business. Since she had forgotten this handsome, devilishly charming man's e-mail address, she simply googled Chris and The Game Place then e-mailed the first place that came up. The following is all record of what took place...

Sydney had the noble end-goal of wanting to get Chris to resume answering the mailbags, by trading naked pictures of herself for answered questions. Unfortunately... things did not turn out that way at all.

Some subject matter (mostly audio clips and voice mail messages) have not been posted because they are mostly irrelevant, don't add to the story and/or don't contain input from Chris. Note that the date/time stamps on e-mails are for Virginia time, while the date/time stamps on audio clips are [[PandaHalo|Adelaide, Australia time]]. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]]

*Dude, don't forget to sign your posts! Anyways, I moved all the stuff about Sydney [[User:Ronichu/Sydney|here]] because I didn't expect you to make an entire damn page on the community portal about her. I can confirm that Chris was in contact with Sydney so yeah, we could make a regular page for her. For the time being, there's that user page. Not sure what to call a page for her though - most pages that are about the person are about the person them self and not so much the actual conversations they had with Chris (see [[Vanessa Hudgens]] versus [[Vanessa Saga]]). Yet this isn't a proper saga, given the nature of it. We can't just call it e-mails because there's also those two call. So mostly we need a name for this page and we can post stuff there.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:55, 12 May 2010 (UTC)

:* I agree that it's definitely not a saga. If you look at the saga timeline someone drew up, the sagas are getting remarkably shorter and shorter. I honestly think to be a saga it has to provoke significant public response from Chris over at least a few months. I don't know what to call it; maybe 'Sydney Contacts'? To be honest, as I said before Champ, I don't know if there's really much here at all. Chris is getting more desperate, he is still looking online but hoping to move it offline ASAP, Chris can't remember people's names... Probably the only significant information in this whole thing is that if you try to call Chris and be a faggot, it will not work so don't try. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 00:14, 13 May 2010 (UTC)

* Jesus, even Chris was bored by those emails. What would be the point of yet another e-girlfriend, anyway? Just stop it already. [[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 21:37, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
:*The point was to get him to restart the mailbags and nothing more. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 22:59, 12 May 2010 (UTC)

== the manchild reverts the changes. ==

It seems that CWC has reverted most of the changes done by his "fan". Apparently, character development is the cancer that will kill sonichu. I saved the changes that were deleted by america's most hated autist. Also apparently, Bubbles is jewish.
{{quoteboxred|The reason he wanted to work with Mary Lee Walsh is because he wanted to align himself with anyone who would do his bidding; however, eventually she wanted to backstab him and then destroyed him.Count Graduon is currently dead, but soon he will return as the evil God Graduon and attack Vamprosa. Sonichu had not evolved into Metonic at that point and soon God Graduon will take over his body.}}

{{quoteboxred|:Zapina had a sad, lonely life. Her parents were killed by the evil Evan. She used to live in a 2 story house with her mom and dad. One day, Evan was really angry about the popular mayor so he took a gun and shot them dead. Then he lit their house on fire and Zapina had to run away.
Eventually Zapina found comfort in the home of Simonla Rosechu. Evan did not like this and had Simonla killed.
It turns out, before Zapina was born, her mom and dad owned a factory where they produced Pokeballs. Evan was a lazy worker at the factory and wanted revenge because they fired him.
Soon Zapina would form a relationship with Ganster Sonichu; however, Gangster Sonichu broke up with Zapina because he was dating her to cover up his homosexuality. Zapina would soon be great friends with Sandy Rosechu to help get over her break up.}}

{{quoteboxred|Cera Rosechu is a very pretty Rosechu who will grow up to become a strong-willed Rosechu. Her mom does not have a lot of time to take care of her because she is too busy saving the day, so her babysitter Heather, takes cares of her.
Her babysitter is a lesbian, however Cera does not grow up to be a lesbian. She is straight like her brother and other sister. Her future husband will be Blake and Bubbles's child who is called Kyle Sonichu.
Kyle and Cera are currently in kindergarten being taught by their teacher Mrs. Lyra. Mrs. Lyra is frustrated because Kyle and Cera keep talking in class. Cera is not very good with her mathematics and she often asks Kyle for help.}}
[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 21:40, 14 May 2010 (UTC)
:Why are you writing this here and not in the CWCipedia tracker? --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 21:48, 14 May 2010 (UTC)
:*<s>didn't know how. i'm going to right now.</s> someone already did it[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 23:05, 14 May 2010 (UTC)
:If Chris reverted the changes without comment, then we need to have the girls make more changes. That ought to infuriate him. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 22:42, 14 May 2010 (UTC)
::He still hasn't reverted the changes made to the captain's log on the main page. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:12, 14 May 2010 (UTC)
:::Yeah, and I think I know why. This is pure speculation, but I think Chris just checks the recent changes page to get told what's going on. Daria Camacho made a bunch of changes with her account set to bot, and the default setting on that page is to hide bot edits. Chris hasn't reverted them because he has no idea they happened at all.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:38, 15 May 2010 (UTC)
::::Actually, chris did not revert all the edits. the vamprosa page daria set up is unchanged and he didn't delete completely the graduon page. what i copied was just what he deleted.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 13:42, 15 May 2010 (UTC)
::::Well then I think it's clear that the correct course of action is mass bot vandalism. He'll have no idea what hit him. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 02:44, 15 May 2010 (UTC)
:::::Yes! Do this! --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 16:20, 15 May 2010 (UTC)

== Broken audio links ==

Someone, do me a favor and post here pages that need working links to audio downloads and stuff like that. I believe one of the concern with transcribing some of the Mumble chats is that we have no working audio links so we need to fix that. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:01, 15 May 2010 (UTC)

Boss, the ones I could find are:

Mumble 12

CWCCumsforaCat

JackThaddius Call 2

JackThaddius Call 3

Julie Reveals Herself

DPF Phonecall

There may be more. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 15:54, 15 May 2010 (UTC)

== CHRIS IS STUPID ==
http://pastebin.com/1YndZLqf [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:04, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
*Wait was this chris telling Anonymous to piss off or somebody talking to chris? if it was the former, yeah he's fucked.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:18, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
:*god damn can you even read the first fucking line of the fucking thing? [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:23, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
*This sounds like Rocky.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 01:20, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
:*this is too fucking retarded to be from anyone else. chris is just trying to justify his fucking atrocious reputation of being a retard. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:23, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
:**But since when has he been trolled by Anonymous? When did chris send this email out?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 02:06, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
::*he's probably referring to the old meaning of anonymous. you know, before 4chan. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 02:08, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
:::*He might not even make the distinction between his current trolls and the anons. Anyway this is a pretty neat document. Any idea where we should put it? Do we have any extra context?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:41, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
::* The e-mail is now the featured quote in the cwcpedia. Well at least the last lines.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 22:05, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
original e-mail:
{{quotebox|<nowiki>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5a7HN0pa0w&feature=related</nowiki>

This was part of a radio show from a few months ago. It resurfaced recently and I had a listen.

If you wonder why this applies to you: skip to 7:00.

A woman comments about how YOU will be part of her nightmares now.

This is what normal people, not trolls, think of you. If you really think it's just trolls who have formed a bad opinion of you, think again. Just letting you know.}} [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 21:22, 17 May 2010 (UTC)

I don't see how anyone could have a good or even neutral opinion of Chris after hearing/reading about him. --[[User:Shotaru|Shotaru]] 22:28, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
*maybe its because chris is the epitome of self delution.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 22:43, 17 May 2010 (UTC)

Anyone want to hazard a guess as to why he thinks he's a good person in real life? Is he just wanting real companionship, or does he actually think that he's better in real life? If the former, he's still prime troll bait, but if it's the latter, we better pray he doesn't find a more forgiving Young Adult Social Group orwhateverthefuckitis. If he gets people in real life, and he realises he's screwed up on the internet, he won't be coming back. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 23:32, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
:If you remember from the Greene County conspiracy video, he said that he called up Rocky to see if anyone would come to the extreme sports show with him, and no one ever called back. It's obvious what's happening here. People are avoiding Chris out of disgust, because he is bad and he smells bad. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 23:53, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
::* If there is one thing I am glad for in this life it's that you cannot smell someone over the Internet. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 01:16, 18 May 2010 (UTC)
::*Wait, I can see what's going on. First, remember that Chris thinks everyone is simply afraid of him--in fact, they're repulsed by his appearance/odor/behavior. He's found out about that murder case, and seems to think that it's one of those things that can happen in relationships. This is simply an extension of the "THEY ARE AFRAID OF AUTISTICS" line of thought--he thinks people look at him and think "OH NO A BAD GUY". Or perhaps someone just told him what a horrible person he was. His definition of "horrible person" is "guy who makes me stop using Simonla" or "guy who kills ex girlfriend", not "Overweight, odorous, naive, lying manchild"--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 01:42, 18 May 2010 (UTC)
:::*Makes sense to me. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 01:52, 18 May 2010 (UTC)
:::*I rather see it as a "Pity Plea". A creepy "I could had loved her" scenario. As far as the YASG goes, I guess Wallflower talked about her ordeal and even good-thinking Christians made the choice of keeping him away. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 02:05, 18 May 2010 (UTC)
::::*Which raises the question, where will he go next? Charlottesville is a pretty small place, judging by the Google Maps screenshots. My own town is about the same size, and everyone knows all the crazy people around. I'd imagine Chris has a very similar reputation, probably due to a mix of his IRL activitites and troll activity. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:55, 18 May 2010 (UTC)
:::::*Well, Chris is obviously the village idiot, but the question is if he even realizes that himself. For all we know, he considers himself the grand master of Charlottesville and thinks everyone is honored to live in the same area. It sounds stupid and unlikely, but this is Chris we're talking about. Unless he's claimed otherwise, I don't think he'd even be aware of having a reputation like that. --[[User:Shotaru|Shotaru]] 21:52, 18 May 2010 (UTC)
:::::*I like to think that all the kids in Charlottesville believe that the Chandler Household haunted by fat, man-eating monsters. I can just imagine some girls having a sleepover nearby and one of them getting dared to go in it. Hilarity Ensues. And by Hilarity Ensues, I mean Raep Happens. :)[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 02:11, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
::::::*what's sad is that it would not be very far from reality. though we could count on bob to protect them...for now.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 02:37, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
::::::*Well, only if he hasn't died yet. D:[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 03:28, 19 May 2010 (UTC)

== joinage ==

So I sent Chris a link to a Pokemon forum asking him to join. I also told him that it'd be awesome if someone as 'recognized' as him would join and such crap. Now, what are the chances that he'll actually join? I mean, we could do some pretty nice trolling should he actually join. :D So... yeah. That's all. <s>please don't kill me</s>[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 04:11, 19 May 2010 (UTC)

== An eyewitness emerges ==

[http://legi0n.789chan.org/cwc/res/41019.html Gamer Paulo tells us about Chris at the Game Place.] --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 05:09, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
*We (at least certain people) are working on establishing the validity of this account (i.e. asking Mimms and Lucas to comment on PVCC). Once we get confirmation, we can add it here. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:15, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
*I'm going to call troll--you'd think Chris would boast about the time Mimms supposedly begged him for forgiveness. That would have been a massive boost to his ego and you just know he would have mentioned it somewhere. But other than that I wish the rest was true, espicially the part where Snorlax sat down on the floor and rambled about Greene County.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 05:23, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
*It does seem sort of suspect - The guy claiming to verify him as the Gym Leader at TGP reeks of samefag, at least imho. [[User:RobGoblin|Gobs]] 05:56, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
**Supposed samefag here. I'm just deeply embedded in the Pokemon TCG scene. When I saw the thread I got really excited since someone still playing the game there had (or claimed to have) interacted with Chris. Posted PMs exchanged @Pokegym.net/forums in #sonichu via screencap. (Links here: [http://tinypic.com/r/10wv2w7/6 1] [http://tinypic.com/r/29kweg3/6 2] [http://tinypic.com/r/2q1cmkp/6 3] [http://tinypic.com/r/2hcqkah/6 4] [http://tinypic.com/r/vg5r8x/6 5] [http://tinypic.com/r/2r6ebk3/6 6]) The only thing that I couldn't find was his real name. Usually it's on the Organized Play website but The Game Place's page doesn't have a contact name (Neither did the "Virginia Pokemon" website, and the few people I know who play in VA didn't know either.) A quick google search got me a post on the Gym by user PokeMedic who said they'd recently taken over as League Leader at the Charlottesville location. I've had an account there for years, PM'd the person expecting no response. Surprisingly I received confirmation. The way our conversation panned out, he appears to be legit, or at the very least the current League Leader at the Game Place. Hopefully Mimms or Lucas can provide a name. [[User:Skuntank|Skuntank]] 06:58, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
**PokeMedic? As in, Medic the mod on /cwc/? Now that would make me lol if he's behind this trolling effort. I'm suspicious that Paulo's original post in the thread implies that he first heard about cwcki and /cwc/ and only recently read the ED article, even though he's been in on the Chris-GamePlace saga since "day one." Wut? [[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 07:53, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
*Sounds like a troll to me. Besides, he's aware of this wiki's existence, so why didn't he post it here in the first place? And he seems to be avoiding giving direct answer/saying something we don't know. Also, WTF with Megan being a manipulative bitch?[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 06:13, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
*OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE BACKGROUND [[User:RobGoblin|RobGoblin]] 06:25, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
**Adblock Plus, dude. Find the image, filter, seizure over. [[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 07:53, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
*Totally not a troll. I was hoping to get my feet wet in this because Mike really wanted to get in on this but can't commit to it. Mimms will confirm, but he's not going to say nice things about me and likewise. --Gamer Paulo 06:38, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
*Troll or not, his take on Megan is one that I'm sure myself and a lot of others have suspected is closer to the truth for a long time. This isn't some teen movie where the shy, friendly girl is spit on by the blonde cheerleader clique for no reason. In the real world, if you don't have friends there is probably a good reason for it, and we know that Megan really didn't have any. She's also a Nazi fetishist in her twenties that still plays Pokemon, traces Sonic recolors and Sailor Moons, and uses a retard for material gain, these are all known facts. I find it hard to buy that she was just some innocent demure flower ruined by Chris's actions (which is not to say Chris would not have been perfectly capable of doing so if it was in fact the case) [[User:Hurrrr2|Hurrrr2]] 06:39, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
*(Stress sighs) Since /cwc/ is in seizure mode, somebody requested that I upload a screencap of the thread. Here ya go. [http://s000.tinyupload.com/index.php?file_id=00599092886322880810]--[[User:Inetlumberjack|Inetlumberjack]] 07:08, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
**I'm pretty sure that the seizure background is to make sure "you-know-who" doesn't read it. --[[User:Espanolic|Espanolic]] 07:17, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
**He's forgotten it exists and doesn't check the community portal, don't worry too much. Plus, PARTY HARD mode will rape his eyes if he got uncomfortable just looking at a red-black gradient.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 07:58, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
* I can't keep out of my head the possibility that the new source is a troll. Nevertheless, it still adds a piece to the mosaic of the Game Place. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 13:04, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
Well, It looks like there might be some truth to this after all... According to Lucas, he knows who it is and that he is a blatant furry. Taking in all these facts, perhaps this person is indeed Eric: in The Lucas & Mimms Q&A, they said Chris picked on a kid who was both gay and a furry, and also took over Chris's role as gym leader a few times. Just a guess, but that's who it might be if this isn't a troll [[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 12:49, 19 May 2010 (EST)
* That is my name, but the other stuff about me isn't accurate. As far as Chris goes, he never picked on me and I didn't really do anything with Chris except play one game of Pokemon with him. Everything else we heard and saw was through observation. Mike and I wanted to put ourselves out here to maybe get in on some FAing since we're tired of how persistent he is in trying to get back into the store and how his actions keep affecting business. While I was in the store today talking to everyone and showing them the comments that were made on /cwc/ we had a riot. We then got a phone call from the owner this afternoon who just seems to have found out about everything from another employee who saw what was going on yesterday on /cwc/. He thought it was a riot but since he's now aware we need to stop what we were hoping to get accomplished since it might make us look like instigators. From the looks of it though we weren't really going get anywhere. --[http://http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/User:Gamer_Paulo Gamer Paulo] What the hell are these? Some words? 17:30, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
**Yeah, it might not have been such a great idea for you go on /cwc/ and out the owner as a registered sex offender. Some people are so touchy. [[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 19:03, 19 May 2010 (UTC)

Prank calls

2010-05-19T18:55:10Z

Squirrelbait: /* Transcript */ finished transcript

It's no secret that the Chandler home gets many prank calls, thanks to [[Chris]]'s e-fame and the fact he actually revealed his phone number to the entire internet. Multiple times. However, many of the brave souls that call the Chandler home record their calls and upload them to [[YouTube]], providing an insight into the Chandlers' thoughts.

==Prank Call Collection==
A collection of various prank calls made to the almighty [[Bob Chandler|Internet Lumberjack]] on a Sunday afternoon.

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===Transcript===
'''Bob:''' Hello?
 '''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):''' Yeah, how you doin'? My name is Chris, I'm from Boston.
 '''Bob:''' Hello? I don't understand your conversation.
 '''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):''' Would it be possible for me to get your name?
 '''Bob:''' You callin' me?
 '''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):''' Um, there's somebody playing games with the phone.
 '''Bob:''' Nobody's playing games with the phone unless you are.
 '''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):''' [''speaking over Bob''] We're connected to each other through a computer because somebody's sittin' in a room, hacking telephone numbers.
 '''Bob:''' I beg your pardon? I'm just answerin' my telephone.
 '''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):''' [''again, speaking over Bob''] We're connected to each other through a computer because somebody's sittin' in a room, hacking telephone numbers.
 '''Bob:''' I beg your pardon? What's on your mind? You callin' me, and now shut up or get off the phone or speak!
 '''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):''' You're a narcissist. You've got a personality di-disorder. Did you know that?
 '''Bob:''' I don't have a damn thing! You're the one that's a [''unintelligible''] creep-
 '''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):''' [''talking over Bob again''] I know your weaknesses. I know your weaknesses.
 '''Bob:''' Tell me what you want. I'm- I answered the phone, now tell me what you want. You rang my damn number.
 '''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):''' You see, what you're doing is, you're burning up ''tens'' of ''thousands'' of downloads.
 '''Bob:''' I think you're burnin' up nothin', fella. Now you tell me what the hells you want, or I'm gonna hang this phone up. I don't need ''your'' crap.
 '''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):''' Sir, you've just threatened me. And I've got you recorded now. Now you've committed a felony.
 '''Bob:''' I'm just gonna hang up if you don't tell me what you want.
 '''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):''' Didn't you hear that stuff at the other end?
 [''redialed'']
 '''Bob:''' Hello?
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' Hello, I'm calling, this is Officer Martin from the sheriff's department. How can I help you, senior?
 '''Bob:''' I beg your pardon? I didn't understand you.
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' Deputy Martin from the sheriff's department.
 '''Bob:''' I still didn't understand you.
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' [''talking over Bob''] I've already told you who I am. I've already told you who I am. This is insurance office. Deputy Martin from the sheriff's department.
 '''Bob:''' I don't understand why you're callin' me.
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' I'm Deputy Martin from the sheriff's department.
 '''Bob:''' What insurance department?
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' Well, you need to stop- to quit callin' here.
 '''Bob:''' I beg your pardon?
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' I'm advising you to stop calling.
 '''Bob:''' I didn't ''call'' you! You called me! What are- Who are you, and what's goin' on?
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' I'm here at Big Daddy's Pizza. I'm Deputy Martin from the sheriff's department.
 '''Bob:''' Would you speak slowly and one syllable at a time so I can understand you?
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' Big Daddy's Pizza. I'm here at Big Daddy's Pizza.
 '''Bob:''' You're mayor of Big Daddy's Pizza? Is that what you said?
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' No one's called ya.
 '''Bob:''' I beg your pardon?
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' No one's called ya.
 '''Bob:''' I can't understand you. You need to take a diction lesson.
 [''Barbara is heard in the background urging Bob on'']
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' I'm gonna advise you now, this is the sheriff's department.
 '''Bob:''' Are- are you the sheriff's department?
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' Yeah.
 '''Bob:''' Good. Why didn't you call me?
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' No one's called ya.
 '''Bob:''' No one's called me? Then why didn't my phone ring?
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' Well, you need to stop- to quit callin' here.
 '''Bob:''' I didn't call you! Listen!
 [''call dropped; redialed'']
 '''Bob:''' [''in the middle of a conversation with Barb''] Nothin'.
 '''Barbara:''' Well, hang up!
 '''Bob:''' Hello?
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' Who is this?
 '''Bob:''' Who the hell is this?
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' Hello, I'm calling, this is Officer Martin from the sheriff's department. How can I help you, senior?
 '''Bob:''' [''chuckling''] I don't know, you can't help me. You're calling me.
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' Callin' you and talkin' to you, OK? Why would I call you when I'm on the sheriff's department why would I call from- and cuss them out?
 '''Bob:''' I don't know.
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' Who is this?
 '''Bob:''' Who is ''this''? For cryin' in a bucket...
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' This is the sheriff's office. Deputy Martin from sheriff's department.
 '''Bob:''' Well, insurance department of what?
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' Big Daddy's Pizza.
 '''Bob:''' Big Daddy's Pizza. OK, Big Daddy. Will you please quit callin' me and leave my phone alone?
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' I'm advising you to stop calling.
 [''redialed'']

{{Transcription}}

==Failed Prank Call==
In this video, a gaggle of trolls attempt to prank call Chris, yelling [[For Julie's Eyes Only|JULAYYYYY]] into the phone. Instead, they get Bob, who instantly realizes the prank and yells at the trolls.

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'''Troll 1:''' [''whispers insults at the time it's taking for someone to answer'']
 '''Bob:''' Hello?
 '''Troll 1:''' JULAAAAY JULAAAAY JULAAAAY!
 '''Bob:''' What the hell's that supposed to mean? That you're an idiot?
 '''Troll 2:''' Woah woah woah, are you Bob Chandler?
 '''Bob:''' It doesn't matter who I am, who is this idiot I'm talking to on the other end?
 '''Troll 2:''' Umm
 '''Bob:''' You got some funny ass ideas about playing games of mind on the telephone don't you. Are you six years old or somethin'?
 '''Troll 1:''' [unintelligible] We got his fucking dad. Shit.

==Chris Calls Bob ==
In this video, a troll calls the Chandler home, using a soundboard of Chris-chan to prank the Chandler home. Note how Bob either recognizes that the call is a prank or he doesn't recognize his own son's voice; also, note that he has a caller ID phone.

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===Transcript===
'''Bob:''' Hello.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Hello?
 '''Bob:''' Why are you calling my phone?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Good evening sir, how are you?
 '''Bob:''' I'm fine, but you're wasting your time calling my phone, you know that?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Don't say that.
 '''Bob:''' Because it doesn- it doesn't make any noise. All it does is flash a light. So it really doesn't bother me, I just thought I would tell you that you're wasting your time
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Are you really at a 14 Branchland Court?
 [Call likely cut - redialed]
 '''Bob:''' I thought I told you, we don't answer any calls that have unknown names on them or unknown numbers.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' I did not mean to give off the impression of being-
 [Redialed]
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' I'm high-functionally autistic.
 '''Bob:''' Hello?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Hello!
 '''Bob:''' Hello.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Good evening sir, how are you?
 '''Bob:''' I'm pretty good.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' I'm good!
 '''Bob:''' Why do you bother to call this phone?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Are you really at a 14 Branchland Court?
 '''Bob:''' Yes, I am. Why do you bother to call this phone, because the phone doesn't ring.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' What the hell? Why are you- why have you started doing this in the first place, you little son of a bitch?
 '''Barbara:''' Don't call us anymore.
 '''Bob:''' Now don't, don't cuss at me, fella.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Shut the hell up.
 '''Bob:''' I'll start cussing at at you.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' You weak little son of a bitch!
 '''Bob:''' Listen, fella. Kid. Whatever you dumbass is.
 '''Barbara:''' ''[heard in the background]'' Hang up the phone!
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' My name is Christian.
 ''[more indistinct conversation in the background, "Hang up the phone!" etc.]''
 '''Bob:''' Well listen, listen. The phone doesn't ring, all it does is light a light, so you're not botherin' me and every once in a while I try and tell you people that you're wastin' your damn time. Okay, you're not botherin' us. So why the hell do you do-waste all that effort? Put it in to something con- constructive and creative.
 '''Barbara:''' ''[interjects]'' Go to Haiti!
 '''Bob:''' Yeah, go to Haiti and help those people, or go to hell, one or the other. ''[Chris soundboard says something simultaneously]''
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Yes- Yes I agree with you, this is frustrating.
 [''Bob hangs up'']

=='Epic Crazy Lady' calls Bob==
A troll using a soundboard of a super loud Fundamentalist yells at Bob over the phone, while Bob throws insults at her and makes comments on how he can't understand her, as she continues to get angrier.

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===Transcript===
 '''Bob:''' Hello?
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' Hello.
 '''Bob:''' Hello?
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' Who do you think you are?
 '''Bob:''' Who are you?
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' I don't know who you are, but I tell you what, I live at 900 [''Unintelligible''] Road. Why don't you bring yourself over here?
 '''Bob:''' I beg your pardon, who do you think you're talking to?
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' Do you know that you're not supposed to talk that way?
 '''Bob:''' Who are you?
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' You have got a issue problem. God forgive you.
 '''Bob:''' I beg your pardon, who or what is...
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' [''Interrupting''] God needs to move in your life.
 '''Bob:''' I beg your pardon. I can't even begin to understand what you're saying.
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' God needs to move in your life ''severely''!
 '''Bob:''' Why don't you quit dialing my number, and go somewhere and play a game with the gutter rats?
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' Bring yourself over here! I'll show you what's the matter! OK?
 '''Bob:''' Why don't you come over here and I'll show ''you'' what's the matter?
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' Nine hundred [''Unintelligible''] Road, bring yourself, buddy.
 '''Bob:''' Hey, buddy. Listen, boy.
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' You ain't no man.
 '''Bob:''' Listen, boy. You get your black ass down in the gutter and stay there. You understand?
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' I am the woman of the house, and you don't call me and ask me who my daddy is.
 '''Bob:''' I don't know what you are, or who you are, and I don't really care. But you are invading my privacy, and you are cussing at me, and I don't like it.
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' Call my house and talk that way. I tell you what, why don't you call my husband, and tell my husband that?
 '''Bob:''' I don't know who you are or who you think I am...
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' Yeah, that's what you are, a big old chicken.
 '''Bob:''' Who do think I am?
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' God forgive you.
 '''Bob:''' I wish that you knew what number you called, because I think you're calling the wrong number.
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' I ain't called your house. Who do you think you are, calling my house?
 '''Bob:''' I didn't call your house, sir, ma'am...
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' [''Interrupting''] No, you are!
 '''Bob:''' ...or whatever you are.
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' You ain't no man. I don't know who you are, but I tell you what, I live at 900 [''Unintelligible''] Road. Why don't you bring yourself over here?
 '''Bob:''' I'll let you talk to my wife, maybe she can talk some sense into your head.
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' Fine.
 '''Bob:''' [''In the background, Bob says something to Barbara about a "goddamn screwy woman." Barbara tells him: "Hang up on her. I ain't talkin' to nobody, this time of night. Hang it up."''] You better check the number that you called, because you're not talking to anybody that you know.
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' I ain't called your house. Who do you think you are, calling my house?
 '''Bob:''' I haven't called your house. I am the one who picked up the phone and said, "Hello."
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' You have got a issue problem.
 '''Bob:''' [''In the background, Barbara tells Bob to hang up because he's getting on her nerves.''] I don't have an issue problem with anybody, but please quit calling my number.
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' [''Unintelligible''] bring yourself over here and I'll show you what a whooping is.
 [''Bob hangs up'']
 '''Troll:''' Hello, sir.
 '''Bob:''' You get your black ass in the gutter and stay there.
 '''Troll:''' [''Whistles'']
 '''Bob:''' Hey, buddy.

==Bob Calls Himself==
In this one, Bob seems not to be able to recognize his own voice, and his view on trolls is the same as Chris's, "Internet people who persecute people". Also, Snorlax makes an appearance.

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===Transcript===
'''Bob:''' Hello?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Hello?
 '''Bob:''' Why are you calling me?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Why are you calling my phone?
 '''Bob:''' I'm not calling your phone, why are you calling my phone?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Who the hell is this?!
 '''Bob:''' Well who are you? You're the one that made the call.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Who do you think I am?!
 '''Bob:''' I don't know wha- who you are but I know you're in Oklahoma.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I wish that you- you knew what number you called because I think you're calling the wrong number.
 '''Bob:''' I didn't call the number; my phone rang.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Why I-I answered the phone now tell me what you want you rang my damn number.
 '''Bob:''' I didn't ring your number but if you're in Oklahoma you shouldn't be upset like that.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I wish that you- you knew what number you called because I think you're calling the wrong number.
 '''Bob:''' I didn't call anybody I just picked up the phone; let me explain something to you, can I do that? I-I'm a Texan now can I-can I explain something to you?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Good.
 '''Bob:''' Okay. There is on the internet... a a bunch of trolls, now they persecute people and these these trolls have found somewhere somebody that have engineered a set of software that allows them to call people on the telephone and put in any particular number they want to put in as the caller ID. Now this-the telephone company knows about this and the federal government knows about this, to the point where they've even gived it a named called spoofing. S-P-O-O-F-I-N-G. And I think if I-if you think that I called your number and that's what's happening to you because I did not call your number. But that's-
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' [''Speaking over''] Who are you?
 '''Bob:''' -what's happened to me.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Who are you?
 '''Bob:''' Who am I? I'm Robert Chandler and I live in Ruckersville, Virginia.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I beg your pardon?
 '''Bob:''' Yeah, I'm 82 years old but I was born in Fort Worth, so I'm a neighbor.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' What's on your mind, you called me now shut up or get off the phone or speak!
 '''Bob:''' Well I'm talking to you what do- else do you want?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I don't have an issue problem with anybody but please quit calling my number.
 '''Bob:''' I didn't call you but I'm trying to explain how these people do it. Okay?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Nobody's playing games with the phone unless you are.
 '''Bob:''' Well, look: I'm 82 years old, all right? I was born in Fort Worth. I'm basically a neighbor of yours or at one time I was. I have a cousin who lives in Tulsa. Okay? I have a lot of Cherokee relatives that live in your state also.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I don't know what you are or who you are and I don't really care.
 '''Bob:''' Well I'm trying to be nice to you and to explain what's happening. You're being a victim of the internet people that persecute people, because I didn't call your number.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I still didn't understand you.
 '''Bob:''' Well I don't wha-wha how can I explain it any simpler to you. They-
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Listen boy
 '''Bob:''' -they have a program in-in their computer which allows them to dial numbers anywhere in the country and put in as the caller ID any particular telephone number they want to.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Listen you motherfucker get down in your lowlife gutter and stay there!
 '''Bob:''' Listen I didn't start cussing at you now-now-now just cut it down, cool it down; I'm trying to be nice to you.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I don't need your crap.
 '''Barbara:''' Hello there.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Hello.
 '''Barbara:''' Sir or mam or whatever the hell you are.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Who the hell is this?!
 '''Barbara:''' Don't you call up here-now look don't you call up here cussing at my husband.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Get down in you lowlife gutter and stay there
 '''Barbara:''' We didn't have-we didn't have anything to do with this damn...er...thing that's going on. There are a lot of- lot of weird people out here and you might be included as one of them if you are calling us and cussing us out. Now hang up the phone and forget the number.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' You get your black ass down in the gutter and stay there!
 '''Barbara:''' I ain't got no black ass! You get your gutter ass out in the gutter and shut up!
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Hey buddy.

== Liquid Bob calls Bob ==
A troll pretending to be a Liquid version of Bob calls Bob. In this video we learn that Bob doesn't know of Sonic, and thinks Chris invented Sonichu himself. Also, we learn that the trolls are spoofing the telephone company.

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===Transcript===
'''Bob:'''-FBI and everybody else, that there's a system that goes on that says that anybody that wants to do it that knows how with the proper software and stuff can call any number in the country that they want to and can put any particular phone number in the system as if it came from that number to the people: called spoofing. S-P-O-O-F-I-N-G. Now-
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Is-
 '''Bob:''' -you can call your local police department if you like about that but that's the name they all know it as: spoofing. Now I'm not calling your number some dizzy kook out there on the internet is playing games with ya.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Are you telling me that somebody out there on the internet is using your phone number in an attempt to pin the blame on your family?
 '''Bob:''' That's right. It goes on all the time, I've gotten calls from people everywhere. I've even-I've even uh gotten calls where I was terrorizing people and I wasn't even on the phone!
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Uh, sir I-I do not happen to know if anybody on the internet who is drawing cartoon, I-I don't know I don't use the internet but if that's-
 '''Bob:''' I don't use the internet either but my son does.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Oh-
 '''Bob:''' These people they hate him because he has copyright, and he just won a case in England on copyright, and there are people in the world that hate him, there are people in the world that love him but there are people in the world that hate him and the people in the world that hate him are going to all sorts of ends to try and destroy him.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Your son-your son is a
 '''Bob:''' -one of the ways they do it.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Your son is a cartoonist?
 '''Bob:''' Yes he is.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' That's very-that's a very nice to hear. I hope he's doing good.
 '''Bob:''' Well he doesn't make a living at it but he's autistic, he's shares his cartoons with the world and has for the last ten or twelve years.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' I've got a grandson who's into cartoons like that, he might know 'em. He's on the internet uh looking up cartoons on the internet and uh I think it's pretty nifty to be quite honest with you. That-
 '''Bob:''' Well the ones that my son does is called Sonichu.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Sonichu? Is that some Japanese thing or what?
 '''Bob:''' Well it's Sonic and chu.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Oh oh so-
 '''Bob:''' Like a Pikachu and like the Sonic.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Well my grandkids are into this little thing called Pikachu but I wouldn't know anything about that. You taught your son-your son is a creator of this character?
 '''Bob:''' Ever since before the year 2000-
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Oh
 '''Bob:''' -he's been putting and drawing them and putting them on the internet with the world.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Oh oh I see where this- I just wanted to find w-where these telephone numbers are up and coming from because-
 '''Bob:''' I'm not calling you, you can go and check with your local police department if you like but there is called spoofing.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Spoo-
 '''Bob:''' They gon' come and say they can't stop it either,
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Spoofing.
 '''Bob:''' I-I could be put in jail for just terrorizing people cause my number comes in on their caller ID.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Can I-is this Mister Chandler right, your name is Mister Chandler right?
 '''Bob:''' That's right.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Oh, you-your
 '''Bob:''' Robert Chandler, I've got nothing to hide.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' There-there are
 '''Bob:''' I'm eighty-two years old and I'm retired from GE.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' There are other people I have heard I think one of my sons has been receiving calls from that number as well. I did a look-read up of that as well, my son who is very into the internet did a look up of that number and found out that most people are getting calls from that number as well.
 '''Bob:''' Well you see these people are using our number to try and get us in trouble.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' I am very sorry to hear that sir.
 '''Bob:''' Well that's just how this world goes there are some lousy people in this world [''laughs'']
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Well I-uh oh man I uh-- have you reported this incident yet?
 '''Bob:''' Well you try and get in touch with the FBI, have you ever tried to get in touch with he FBI, you can't get in touch with the FBI. They don't even have any phone numbers and if you find a phone number you then get an answering machine and nobody ever calls you back. They get no money for this kind o' thing, this internet crime stuff-
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Are-are you saying they are purposely ignoring this-
 '''Bob:''' [''speaking over''] -mistaken identity and everything.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' -they are purposely ignoring this?
 '''Bob:''' I beg your pardon?
 '''Liquid Bob:''' They are purposely ignoring this?
 '''Bob:''' That's right they are purposely ignoring it, the telephone company will tell you the same thing. They all have this thing named and it's called spoofing.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' So they know this thing exists but they won't do anything about it.
 '''Bob:''' That's right they won't do a thing about it.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Yeah-
 '''Bob:''' The caller ID won't block it or anything.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Are you a Republican sir?
 '''Bob:''' I'm a-I'm a Republican yes.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' That is-
 '''Bob:''' I didn't vote for Obama that's-
 '''Liquid Bob:''' I did not vote for Obama either.
 '''Bob:''' Heh. What part of New York are you in?
 '''Liquid Bob:''' I think we live around Upstate New York, I-we're very conservative-
 '''Bob:''' -Upstate New York once, I lived in Utica.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' I have a cousin who lives in Utica, I don't know if he's still living there but I haven't spoke to him in ten years-
 '''Bob:''' Yeah I worked with GE up there once bout forty years ago.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' General Electric?
 '''Bob:''' Yeah General Electric.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Huh, that's a very nice-I heard that's a very nice employ- steady job.
 '''Bob:''' Yeah well I retired from there so.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Well I just want-
 '''Bob:''' I enjoyed it, I used to go hiking in the Adirondacks and up there in the-in the mountains of uh--whate-- white mountain I guess it is they call it or something.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' I think that's what we'll call it, it's very cold up here too; very very cold.
 '''Bob:''' I could remember some days when it was 35 below 0 up here. I got my tootsie-
 '''Liquid Bob:''' We just had sixteen, sixteen inches of snow. I was-
 '''Bob:''' Would you believe I'm sitting in Charlottesville if you know where that is, in Virgin-Virginia
 '''Liquid Bob:''' I think it's
 '''Bob:''' next to the Blue Ridge Mountains of Virginia, I can see the mountains from my house. But we have right now two feet of snow in our yard and one time we had over three feet; bout two weeks ago.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' That- holy moly! Are you able to get on the road safely?
 '''Bob:''' Well I-I parked my car next to the street and I finally we got a plow and I can get in and out right now because I'm next to street but for about a week we couldn't get out at all.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Huh- that's very scary to hear that you guys get that much snow during the winter months.
 '''Bob:''' It stopped Washington, Philadelphia, Baltimore and New York too, the same storms. It put the government out of business for seven days up there.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Oh, that just goes to shown ya you can't underestimate nature.
 '''Bob:''' That's right you can't, that's what I learned while I was in Utica in Upstate New York there.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' It gets pretty bad up here let me tell. It-we had an ice storm about twenty years ago, it took the power out for nearly a month, all the cars were frozen, we couldn-we couldn't even use our refrigerator, oh it was scary we were afraid it wasn't even gonna come back on.
 '''Bob:''' Well I'm [''chuckles''] I'm sure, well I can remember it we used to get all that what do you call it; lake effect snow?
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Uh what was-
 '''Bob:''' -snow up there, the snow that comes off the moisture off the great lake there? And uh I can remember three feet of snow in Utica
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Uh yeah uh that's-
 '''Bob:''' [''laughs'']
 '''Liquid Bob:''' -it hasn't been that bad yet, hopefully it won't be that bad in the future, winter months almost over and I can tell ya I want to get out on my boat again. And fish don't- and I go snapper fishing and they don't come 'till August.
 '''Bob:''' That's right, I remember a joke about it up there, you-you had two seasons: winter and the 4th of July.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' [''forced laughing''] Yeah uh- that's what they call it: Christmas and July [''chuckles'']
 '''Bob:''' That's right.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Well I'm gotta be going now, well I just wanted to clear this-
 '''Bob:''' -sorry just ignore those calls cause it ain't us.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Well I just wanted to be-verify this cause occasionally people have called us and we just wanted to see if it was important or not. Cause I do have family in Virgi-
 '''Bob:''' Somebody might not like your son on the internet and that's why they're- number and everythin' and that's why they're using our number to terrorize you.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Well uh that probably answers some random number- back when I was little boy we used to just type in random numbers and the-phone just make ran- calls. I'm not proud of it or anythin' that's just what we did, it's none of this scary stuff that involves computers and everything; we did it in good fun we weren't tryin' to be antagonistic about it.
 '''Bob:''' Well there you are- for a while there they were even trying to talk my son into committing suicide over the internet.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Well that's just wrong.
 '''Bob:''' Yeah it's disgusting and the federal government won't do a thing to help us- or the local government or anybody.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Have you gotten the police involved yet?
 '''Bob:''' It's just uh- it's just we've learned how to cope with it that's all.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' That's a-that's a shame. I hope they- you know- don't go too far with this or you better get the police involved.
 '''Bob:''' We have but they don't do anything; they say this is an internet matter it's federal government
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Apparently-
 '''Bob:''' -federal government says we don't have any money.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' -according to my son the police say we don't give crap about goes on the internet; they only care if it goes on-
 '''Bob:''' That's absolutely correct.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Well uh I have to be going now Mister Chandler it's uh-
 '''Bob:''' -sorry, sorry somebody's been botherin' you but it ain't us.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' I'll just keep-I'll just- I'll block uh this whoever spoofin' me from now on. Well thank you for clearin' this up I uh hope things go better for you and your son. Have a good day sir.
 '''Bob:''' We've learned to just ignore it.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' You should. Well have a good day and I hope the winter months don't give you the cold shoulder [''laughs'']
 '''Bob:''' I'll be alright.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Alright take care now.

== Chris calls Mary Lee Walsh and Michael Snyder ==
A troll using a soundboard of Chris prank calls [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and [[Michael Snyder]]. However, both realize the caller to be a fake and hang up.

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==== Transcript (Mary) ====
'''Mary:''' Hello, Mary Lee Walsh?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' You've been nothing but- nothing but a pain in my- a pain in my side! [''talking over Mary''] You weak little son of a bitch!
 '''Mary:''' What are you- Who is this?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' [''again talking over Mary''] You shut up!
 '''Mary:''' I'm sorry, who am I speaking to?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' My name is Christian Weston Chandler.
 [''silence'']
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Pussy.
 '''Mary:''' Um, who?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' My name is Christian.
 '''Mary:''' Well, I'll track the number, what do you need-
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' I invite you to come- I invite you to write this down.
 [''silence'']
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Uh, yeah, you know my address, right? You got MapQuest to come all the way over?
 [''Mary hangs up'']

==== Transcript (Michael) ====
'''Madeleine:''' The Game Place, this is Madeleine. How can I help you?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Hello?
 '''Madeleine:''' Hello?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Uhh, who is this?
 '''Madeleine:''' This is Madeleine.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' I'm sorry. Yeah, okay, well I've mis- I've misunderstan- okay, well I've- I've misun-
 '''Madeleine:''' Can I help you with something?
 [''pause, faint whispering in the background'']
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' We have miscommunication.
 [''unintelligible; Chris and Madeleine talk at the same time'']
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Uhh, who is this?
 '''Michael:''' Christian.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' You weak little son of a bitch! [''talking over Michael'']
 '''Michael:''' You wanna talk to me, you need to ''talk'' to me.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Uh, yeah, you know my address, right? You got MapQuest to come all the way over?
 '''Michael:''' Yeah, so?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' You can find me right now, I live at 14 Branchland Court in Ruckersville, Virginia.
 '''Michael:''' I don't know who this is, but, uh, it's a waste of everbody's time.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Shut the hell up.
 [''silence; Michael talks faintly in the background'']
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Oh, come on!
 [''silence; Michael talks faintly in the background'']
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' You shut up!
 [''silence; Michael talks faintly in the background'']
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Yeah.
 [''silence; Michael talks faintly in the background'']
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Hello?
 [''silence'']
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Pussy.
 [''redialed'']
 '''Michael:''' The Game Place, this is Mike. How may I help you?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Listen, boy. You get yo black ass down a gutter and stay there.
 [''pause'']
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' How about you talk to my wife, maybe she can talk some sense into your head?
 [''pause'']
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Hello?
 [''call ends'']

== Bob calls Cole Smithey ==
A troll using a soundboard of Bob prank calls Christian's half brother, [[Cole Smithey]], but with little success...

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==== Transcript ====
'''Answering machine:''' Hi, you've reached Cole-
 '''Cole:''' Hello?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Hey, buddy.
 '''Cole:''' Who is this?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Listen, boy. You get your black ass down in the gutter and stay there.
 '''Cole:''' Hahahahahahaha.
 [''Default Skype hanging up sound, Cole hangs up'']
 [''Redial'']
 '''Answering machine:''' Hi, you've reached Cole at [''"*Bleeped out number*" is displayed on the screen, accompanied by Chris screaming'']. Please leave your telephone number twice, along with your message. Thanks. [''beep'']
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I'm Robert Chandler. Why don't you quit dialin' my number, and go somewhere and play a game with the gutter rats?
 [''Default Skype hanging up sound, troll hangs up'']
 [''tape runs out'']

==Chris calls Golden Corral==
The same troll from the above call utilizes his soundboard once again to prank Charlottesville's local [[Golden Corral]]. Lulz ensue when he engages in a verbal conflict with the restaurant [[Manajerk|Manager]].

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====Transcript====
'''Waitress:''' [unintelligible]
 '''Chris:''' Hello?
 '''Waitress:''' Hello?
 '''Chris:''' How are you?
 '''Waitress:''' Fine.
 '''Chris:''' I'm good!
 [''at the same time''] What? / My name is Christian Weston Chandler.
 '''Waitress:''' I can't understand you.
 '''Chris:''' My name is Christian.
 '''Waitress:''' Uh-huh.
 '''Chris:''' You want me to caress your breasts?
 '''Waitress:''' Aah, hold on.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah.
 [''pause; a radio can be heard playing in the background'']
 '''Chris:''' Hello?
 [''silence'']
 '''Waiter 1''' Good morning, this is [unintelligible] speaking. How can I help you?
 '''Chris:''' Hello?
 '''Waiter 1''' Hello?
 '''Chris:''' Shut the hell up. You've been nothing but a- you've been nothing but a pain in my- just a pain in my side!
 '''Waiter 1''' Hello?
 '''Chris:''' You shut up!
 [''pause'']
 '''Chris:''' Oh, come on!
 [''call ends; redialed'']
 '''Waiter 2:''' Golden Corral, [unintelligible], how can I help you?
 '''Chris:''' What the hell. Why are you- why did you start doing this in the first place, you little son of a bitch!
 [''pause'']
 '''Chris:''' Oh, come on!
 [''call ends; redialed'']
 '''Waiter 3:''' Golden Corral of Charlottesville, how can I help you?
 '''Chris:''' I invite you to come- I invite you to write this down. You can find me right now; I live at 14 Branchland Court in Ruckersville, Virginia!
 '''Waiter 3:''' Hello?
 [''call ends; redialed'']
 '''Waiter 4:''' [unintelligible], how can I help you today?
 '''Chris:''' Uh, yeah, you know my address, right? You got MapQuest to come all the way over?
 '''Waiter 4:''' Yeah, you should, [unintelligible], you need the address, man?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah.
 [''at the same time''] [unintelligible] / 14 Branch-
 '''Chris:''' No. 14 Branchland Court. Ruckersville.
 '''Waiter 4:''' I'm sorry, [unintelligible]?
 '''Chris:''' 14 Branchland Court.
 '''Waiter 4:''' In Ruckersville; that's your address. I don't need your address; do you need our address?
 '''Chris:''' I invite you to come- I-
 [''pause'']
 '''Chris:''' What time do you think you can be by my place?
 '''Waiter 4:''' I'm not coming to your place.
 '''Chris:''' You weak little son of a bitch!
 '''Waiter 4:''' Why would we come to your place, man?
 '''Chris:''' You've been nothing but a- you've been nothing but a pain in my- just a pain in my side!
 '''Waiter 4:''' Man, I think you need to stop calling this number, because I don't know what's up, but obviously you've [unintelligible] from somewhere, and you're calling our restaurant, and we do not deliver, and I don't know who you are, so [unintelligible] you need to stop calling, thank you.
 '''Chris:''' Oh, come on!
 [''call ends; redialed'']
 '''Waiter 5:''' Good afternoon, thank you for calling Golden Corral of Charlottesville, this is [unintelligible] speaking, how can I help you [unintelligible]?
 '''Chris:''' You shut up!
 '''Waiter 5:''' Okay, look. Let me be really frank with you. Stop calling this damn number, bitch. Alright? [unintelligible] I suggest-
 '''Chris:''' Shut the hell up.
 '''Waiter 5:''' [unintelligible]
 '''Chris:''' You shut up!
 [''call ends; redialed'']
 '''Manager:''' Hello!
 '''Chris:''' At least I don't go around lying, pretending that I am an astronaut.
 '''Manager:''' Who is this?
 '''Chris:''' My name is Christian.
 '''Manager:''' Why do you keep calling here?
 '''Chris:''' You've been nothing but a- you've been nothing but a pain in my- just a pain in my side!
 '''Manager:''' [unintelligible]
 '''Chris:''' My name is Christian Weston Chandler.
 '''Manager:''' Christian what?
 '''Chris:''' Christian Weston Chandler.
 '''Manager:''' Okay, well, you need to stop calling us [unintelligible], okay?
 '''Chris:''' No.
 '''Manager:''' Yeah; otherwise I'm going to have to call the police.
 '''Chris:''' 14 Branchland Court. Ruckersville.
 '''Manager:''' 14 Branchland Court, Ruckersville.
 '''Chris:''' Go ahead, go ahead and take it to the police!
 '''Manager:''' I will, because we have no idea who you are!
 '''Chris:''' Yeah.
 '''Manager:''' Now, do you have a home number? I can have somebody from our [unintelligible] contact you.
 '''Chris:''' No.
 '''Manager:''' [unintelligible] so you don't want us calling your damn phone, do ya?
 '''Chris:''' 14 Branchland Court.
 '''Manager:''' Yep, that's what I'm writing down, man. And, uh, stop calling the damn phone, okay? 'Cause you're crazy.
 '''Chris:''' I don't know.

==Phone Harassment==
A troll using a soundboard of Bob harasses several people over the phone. Lulz ensues.

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==Bob calls the US Department of Education==

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''[Intro music: "Despite All My Rage" by Smashing Pumpkins]''
 '''Larry:''' This is Larry speaking. How can I help you?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Hello?
 '''Larry:''' How are you doing today?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I beg your pardon?
 '''Larry:''' This is Larry speaking. How can I help you today?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I'm Robert Chandler.
 '''Larry:''' OK. And how are you doing today, Mr. Chandler?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Good.
 '''Larry:''' OK. And you called, sir... Did you say Robert Chandler?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Yes.
 '''Larry:''' All right. Um, last four of your Social was ''[redacted]''.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Yes.
 '''Larry:''' OK. I do have to let you know this call may be monitored for quality assurance. How can I help you today, Rob? You called in here?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Who are you?
 '''Larry:''' My name is Larry Griffin, sir.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Why are you calling me?
 '''Larry:''' OK, we're calling you Rob, we're calling you on behalf of the United States Department of Education, sir. I do have to let you know this call may be monitored for quality assurance. Um, we're calling about your student loans that are in default, sir.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' What?
 '''Larry:''' Were you aware that complaints had been filed against you, Rob?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' No!
 '''Larry:''' You didn't know? It's been in default since 1999.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' What?
 '''Larry:''' Your student loans have been in default since 1999, Rob.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I'm an 82-year-old man.
 '''Larry:''' You said you're what?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Yeah, I'm 82 years old. I was born in Fort Worth.
 '''Larry:''' And the last four of your Social was ''[redacted]'', correct?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Yes.
 '''Larry:''' And do you have any children named Rob Chandler, as well?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' No!
 '''Larry:''' You don't? OK. Well, the Department of Education filed a complaint against you. It's under your Social Security number, uh, in the amount of $24,461.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I- I'm a Texan, now.
 '''Larry:''' You're gonna what?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I have a cousin who lives in Tulsa.
 '''Larry:''' OK, this is for the University of Missouri in St. Louis. Did you go to, did you go to college?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' No!
 '''Larry:''' Hmm. Well, they have your Social Security number...
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' ''[Interrupting]'' I beg your pardon. I can't even understand what you're saying.
 '''Larry:''' I'm calling about your student loans that are in default with the United States Department of Education, Rob. When you went to go to school, you had to fill out for some student loans. They're in default now, because you haven't paid 'em.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' ''You'' called ''me''.
 '''Larry:''' You said what?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' You're the one that made the call.
 '''Larry:''' Right, we're calling to see if we can help you get your student loans out of default, before they go with further collection activity against you.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Will you please quit calling me and leave my phone alone?
 '''Larry:''' We're gonna call you, it's your Social Security number. You saying that's not gonna stop us from calling you. You owe a loan.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Listen, you motherfucker...
 '''Larry:''' You owe the government, Rob. Cussing is not getting you anywhere, Rob.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Why don't you quit dialing my number...
 '''Larry:''' Cussing is not doing anything, sir. Cussing is not doing nothing.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Why don't you quit...
 '''Larry:''' I mean, come on, now. You owe a loan, Rob.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Why don't you...
 '''Larry:''' Cussing is not a checkboook; it's not gonna pay your loan.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Why don't you quit dialing my number, and go somewhere and play a game with a gutter rat.
 '''Larry:''' ''[Talking over Bob]'' Rob, what you need to understand is that we're gonna call you because you owe the government, OK?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Cut it out.
 '''Larry:''' So we're gonna continue to call, Rob.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Cut it out.
 '''Larry:''' You owe a debt.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I didn't call you, but I'm trying to explain how these...
 '''Larry:''' ''[Interrupting]'' Right. Right, we're calling ''you'', to try to help ''you'' out, so you can get your loans out of default. You being mean and cussing is not helping nobody out.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' You shouldn't be upset like that.
 '''Larry:''' Rob, I'm not upset. I'm trying to help you out. You're the one upset cussin'.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Cut it down.
 '''Larry:''' Cut it down?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Cut it out.
 '''Larry:''' Cut it out, come on, now. Rob, do you want to handle this voluntarily or not?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Yes.
 '''Larry:''' Huh? You do?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' No!
 '''Larry:''' OK. So you're not workin' right now, Rob? You're not receiving any income?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' No!
 '''Larry:''' OK. So who, how have you been surviving then?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Well, right now it's midnight. What in the world do you want?
 '''Larry:''' I wanna get your loans out of default, Rob! That's why we're calling you, because you have student loans that are in default with the United States Department of Education.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Then why did my phone ring?
 '''Larry:''' Didn't you just call in?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' No!
 '''Larry:''' Did you just call in here?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' No!
 '''Larry:''' You didn't just call in here? I mean, I just answered the phone, Rob.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I don't have an issue problem with anybody, but please quit calling my number.
 '''Larry:''' Rob, we're gonna call you because you owe the Department of Education. You owe the government money, Rob, that's why we're calling you. Because if you don't wanna pay...
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I'm just not answering my telephone.
 '''Larry:''' ...we still have to call you, OK?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I haven't called..
 '''Larry:''' Do you wanna get your student loans out of default?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I haven't called your house. I'm the one who picked up the phone and said, "Hello."
 '''Larry:''' Right, right, right, so we're trying to help you out, Rob. Do you wanna get your student loans out of default?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' No!
 '''Larry:''' You don't want... do you want them to go into garnishment against you?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I don't need your crap.
 '''Larry:''' My crap? I mean, Rob... What are, what are you talking about?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Get in your low-life gutter and stay there.
 '''Larry:''' Low-life gutter and stay there? Are you serious? This is...
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' ''[Talking over Larry]'' Listen, boy.
 '''Larry:''' ...not how to get your loans out of default. I'm not a boy.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Listen, listen, you motherfucker!
 '''Larry:''' I'm not that, either, OK? Rob, do you want to handle this voluntarily or not? I need to know what to document your account as.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Why are you calling my phone?
 '''Larry:''' We're calling you for the... Rob, I'm gonna say this for the fifth time. We're calling you to let you know you have student loans that are in default with the United States Department of Education. We need to make you aware of what's going on, Rob. OK?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I don't know who you are and who you think I am.
 '''Larry:''' Were you aware of this? I think you're Rob Chandler, last four of your Social ''[redacted]'', and that's why I did let you know this call may be monitored for quality assurance.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I'm Robert Chandler.
 '''Larry:''' Right, last four of your Social were ''[redacted]''...
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Yeah, I'm 82 years old.
 '''Larry:''' ...''[unintelligible]'' against you in the amount of $24,461.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Yeah, I'm 82 years...
 '''Larry:''' So we're seeing if this could be handled voluntarily, before they keep the account and go forward with further collection activity against you.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Yeah, I'm 82 years old, but I was born in Fort Worth.
 '''Larry:''' You're 82 years old?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Yes.
 '''Larry:''' Do you live at 1040 Clare Ridge Place?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' So I'm a neighbor.
 '''Larry:''' Huh?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I was born in Fort Worth and I live in Ruckersville, Virginia.
 '''Larry:''' OK. And the last four of your Social is ''[redacted]''. You don't live on Clare Ridge Place?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' You come over here and I'll show you what's the matter.
 '''Larry:''' I'll come over there and you'll show me what?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' You come over here and I'll show you what's the matter.
 '''Larry:''' OK, OK, Rob, look. What are we gonna do here? This back and forth with you cussin' on the phone is not helpin' nobody out. It's not makin' nobody a better man.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Why are you calling my number?
 '''Larry:''' So what is, what is, what is the purpose of this call, Rob?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Why are you calling my phone?
 '''Larry:''' Well, actually, you called in here. I answered the call, Rob.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Will you please quit calling me, and leave my phone alone?
 '''Larry:''' Rob! I did not call your line, I answered the line.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' OK?
 '''Larry:''' ''[They are talking over each other until the final line.]'' You know what, Rob?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I don't know what you are, or who you are, and I don't really care..
 '''Larry:''' All right. You know what? I'ma just mark this as a refusal to pay, Rob.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' ...but you're invading my privacy, and you're cussin' at me, and I don't...
 '''Larry:''' ''[Unintelligible]'' refusal to pay.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' What?
 ''[Exit music]''

[[Category:Phone calls]]

Prank calls

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Squirrelbait: /* Transcript */ finished transcribing first half of this prank call; am now working on the rest of it

It's no secret that the Chandler home gets many prank calls, thanks to [[Chris]]'s e-fame and the fact he actually revealed his phone number to the entire internet. Multiple times. However, many of the brave souls that call the Chandler home record their calls and upload them to [[YouTube]], providing an insight into the Chandlers' thoughts.

==Prank Call Collection==
A collection of various prank calls made to the almighty [[Bob Chandler|Internet Lumberjack]] on a Sunday afternoon.

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'''Bob:''' Hello?
 '''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):''' Yeah, how you doin'? My name is Chris, I'm from Boston.
 '''Bob:''' Hello? I don't understand your conversation.
 '''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):''' Would it be possible for me to get your name?
 '''Bob:''' You callin' me?
 '''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):''' Um, there's somebody playing games with the phone.
 '''Bob:''' Nobody's playing games with the phone unless you are.
 '''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):''' [''speaking over Bob''] We're connected to each other through a computer because somebody's sittin' in a room, hacking telephone numbers.
 '''Bob:''' I beg your pardon? I'm just answerin' my telephone.
 '''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):''' [''again, speaking over Bob''] We're connected to each other through a computer because somebody's sittin' in a room, hacking telephone numbers.
 '''Bob:''' I beg your pardon? What's on your mind? You callin' me, and now shut up or get off the phone or speak!
 '''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):''' You're a narcissist. You've got a personality di-disorder. Did you know that?
 '''Bob:''' I don't have a damn thing! You're the one that's a [''unintelligible''] creep-
 '''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):''' [''talking over Bob again''] I know your weaknesses. I know your weaknesses.
 '''Bob:''' Tell me what you want. I'm- I answered the phone, now tell me what you want. You rang my damn number.
 '''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):''' You see, what you're doing is, you're burning up ''tens'' of ''thousands'' of downloads.
 '''Bob:''' I think you're burnin' up nothin', fella. Now you tell me what the hells you want, or I'm gonna hang this phone up. I don't need ''your'' crap.
 '''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):''' Sir, you've just threatened me. And I've got you recorded now. Now you've committed a felony.
 '''Bob:''' I'm just gonna hang up if you don't tell me what you want.
 '''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):''' Didn't you hear that stuff at the other end?
 [''redialed'']
 '''Bob:''' Hello?
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' Hello, I'm calling, this is Officer Martin from the sheriff's department. How can I help you, senior?
 '''Bob:''' I beg your pardon? I didn't understand you.
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' Deputy Martin from the sheriff's department.
 '''Bob:''' I still didn't understand you.
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' [''talking over Bob''] I've already told you who I am. I've already told you who I am. This is insurance office. Deputy Martin from the sheriff's department.
 '''Bob:''' I don't understand why you're callin' me.
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' I'm Deputy Martin from the sheriff's department.
 '''Bob:''' What insurance department?
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' Well, you need to stop- to quit callin' here.
 '''Bob:''' I beg your pardon?
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' I'm advising you to stop calling.
 '''Bob:''' I didn't ''call'' you! You called me! What are- Who are you, and what's goin' on?
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' I'm here at Big Daddy's Pizza. I'm Deputy Martin from the sheriff's department.
 '''Bob:''' Would you speak slowly and one syllable at a time so I can understand you?
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' Big Daddy's Pizza. I'm here at Big Daddy's Pizza.
 '''Bob:''' You're mayor of Big Daddy's Pizza? Is that what you said?
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' No one's called ya.
 '''Bob:''' I beg your pardon?
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' No one's called ya.
 '''Bob:''' I can't understand you. You need to take a diction lesson.
 [''Barbara is heard in the background urging Bob on'']
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' I'm gonna advise you now, this is the sheriff's department.
 '''Bob:''' Are- are you the sheriff's department?
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' Yeah.
 '''Bob:''' Good. Why didn't you call me?
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' No one's called ya.
 '''Bob:''' No one's called me? Then why didn't my phone ring?
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' Well, you need to stop- to quit callin' here.
 '''Bob:''' I didn't call you! Listen!
 [''call dropped; redialed'']
 '''Bob:''' [''in the middle of a conversation with Barb''] Nothin'.
 '''Barbara:''' Well, hang up!
 '''Bob:''' Hello?
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' Who is this?
 '''Bob:''' Who the hell is this?
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' Hello, I'm calling, this is Officer Martin from the sheriff's department. How can I help you, senior?
 '''Bob:''' [''chuckling''] I don't know, you can't help me. You're calling me.
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' Callin' you and talkin' to you, OK? Why would I call you when I'm on the sheriff's department why would I call from- and cuss them out?
 '''Bob:''' I don't know.
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' Who is this?
 '''Bob:''' Who is ''this''? For cryin' in a bucket...
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' This is the sheriff's office. Deputy Martin from sheriff's department.
 '''Bob:''' Well, insurance department of what?
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' Big Daddy's Pizza.
 '''Bob:''' Big Daddy's Pizza. OK, Big Daddy. Will you please quit callin' me and leave my phone alone?
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' I'm advising you to stop calling.
 [''redialed'']

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==Failed Prank Call==
In this video, a gaggle of trolls attempt to prank call Chris, yelling [[For Julie's Eyes Only|JULAYYYYY]] into the phone. Instead, they get Bob, who instantly realizes the prank and yells at the trolls.

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'''Troll 1:''' [''whispers insults at the time it's taking for someone to answer'']
 '''Bob:''' Hello?
 '''Troll 1:''' JULAAAAY JULAAAAY JULAAAAY!
 '''Bob:''' What the hell's that supposed to mean? That you're an idiot?
 '''Troll 2:''' Woah woah woah, are you Bob Chandler?
 '''Bob:''' It doesn't matter who I am, who is this idiot I'm talking to on the other end?
 '''Troll 2:''' Umm
 '''Bob:''' You got some funny ass ideas about playing games of mind on the telephone don't you. Are you six years old or somethin'?
 '''Troll 1:''' [unintelligible] We got his fucking dad. Shit.

==Chris Calls Bob ==
In this video, a troll calls the Chandler home, using a soundboard of Chris-chan to prank the Chandler home. Note how Bob either recognizes that the call is a prank or he doesn't recognize his own son's voice; also, note that he has a caller ID phone.

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'''Bob:''' Hello.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Hello?
 '''Bob:''' Why are you calling my phone?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Good evening sir, how are you?
 '''Bob:''' I'm fine, but you're wasting your time calling my phone, you know that?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Don't say that.
 '''Bob:''' Because it doesn- it doesn't make any noise. All it does is flash a light. So it really doesn't bother me, I just thought I would tell you that you're wasting your time
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Are you really at a 14 Branchland Court?
 [Call likely cut - redialed]
 '''Bob:''' I thought I told you, we don't answer any calls that have unknown names on them or unknown numbers.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' I did not mean to give off the impression of being-
 [Redialed]
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' I'm high-functionally autistic.
 '''Bob:''' Hello?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Hello!
 '''Bob:''' Hello.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Good evening sir, how are you?
 '''Bob:''' I'm pretty good.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' I'm good!
 '''Bob:''' Why do you bother to call this phone?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Are you really at a 14 Branchland Court?
 '''Bob:''' Yes, I am. Why do you bother to call this phone, because the phone doesn't ring.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' What the hell? Why are you- why have you started doing this in the first place, you little son of a bitch?
 '''Barbara:''' Don't call us anymore.
 '''Bob:''' Now don't, don't cuss at me, fella.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Shut the hell up.
 '''Bob:''' I'll start cussing at at you.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' You weak little son of a bitch!
 '''Bob:''' Listen, fella. Kid. Whatever you dumbass is.
 '''Barbara:''' ''[heard in the background]'' Hang up the phone!
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' My name is Christian.
 ''[more indistinct conversation in the background, "Hang up the phone!" etc.]''
 '''Bob:''' Well listen, listen. The phone doesn't ring, all it does is light a light, so you're not botherin' me and every once in a while I try and tell you people that you're wastin' your damn time. Okay, you're not botherin' us. So why the hell do you do-waste all that effort? Put it in to something con- constructive and creative.
 '''Barbara:''' ''[interjects]'' Go to Haiti!
 '''Bob:''' Yeah, go to Haiti and help those people, or go to hell, one or the other. ''[Chris soundboard says something simultaneously]''
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Yes- Yes I agree with you, this is frustrating.
 [''Bob hangs up'']

=='Epic Crazy Lady' calls Bob==
A troll using a soundboard of a super loud Fundamentalist yells at Bob over the phone, while Bob throws insults at her and makes comments on how he can't understand her, as she continues to get angrier.

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===Transcript===
 '''Bob:''' Hello?
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' Hello.
 '''Bob:''' Hello?
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' Who do you think you are?
 '''Bob:''' Who are you?
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' I don't know who you are, but I tell you what, I live at 900 [''Unintelligible''] Road. Why don't you bring yourself over here?
 '''Bob:''' I beg your pardon, who do you think you're talking to?
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' Do you know that you're not supposed to talk that way?
 '''Bob:''' Who are you?
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' You have got a issue problem. God forgive you.
 '''Bob:''' I beg your pardon, who or what is...
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' [''Interrupting''] God needs to move in your life.
 '''Bob:''' I beg your pardon. I can't even begin to understand what you're saying.
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' God needs to move in your life ''severely''!
 '''Bob:''' Why don't you quit dialing my number, and go somewhere and play a game with the gutter rats?
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' Bring yourself over here! I'll show you what's the matter! OK?
 '''Bob:''' Why don't you come over here and I'll show ''you'' what's the matter?
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' Nine hundred [''Unintelligible''] Road, bring yourself, buddy.
 '''Bob:''' Hey, buddy. Listen, boy.
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' You ain't no man.
 '''Bob:''' Listen, boy. You get your black ass down in the gutter and stay there. You understand?
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' I am the woman of the house, and you don't call me and ask me who my daddy is.
 '''Bob:''' I don't know what you are, or who you are, and I don't really care. But you are invading my privacy, and you are cussing at me, and I don't like it.
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' Call my house and talk that way. I tell you what, why don't you call my husband, and tell my husband that?
 '''Bob:''' I don't know who you are or who you think I am...
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' Yeah, that's what you are, a big old chicken.
 '''Bob:''' Who do think I am?
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' God forgive you.
 '''Bob:''' I wish that you knew what number you called, because I think you're calling the wrong number.
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' I ain't called your house. Who do you think you are, calling my house?
 '''Bob:''' I didn't call your house, sir, ma'am...
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' [''Interrupting''] No, you are!
 '''Bob:''' ...or whatever you are.
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' You ain't no man. I don't know who you are, but I tell you what, I live at 900 [''Unintelligible''] Road. Why don't you bring yourself over here?
 '''Bob:''' I'll let you talk to my wife, maybe she can talk some sense into your head.
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' Fine.
 '''Bob:''' [''In the background, Bob says something to Barbara about a "goddamn screwy woman." Barbara tells him: "Hang up on her. I ain't talkin' to nobody, this time of night. Hang it up."''] You better check the number that you called, because you're not talking to anybody that you know.
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' I ain't called your house. Who do you think you are, calling my house?
 '''Bob:''' I haven't called your house. I am the one who picked up the phone and said, "Hello."
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' You have got a issue problem.
 '''Bob:''' [''In the background, Barbara tells Bob to hang up because he's getting on her nerves.''] I don't have an issue problem with anybody, but please quit calling my number.
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' [''Unintelligible''] bring yourself over here and I'll show you what a whooping is.
 [''Bob hangs up'']
 '''Troll:''' Hello, sir.
 '''Bob:''' You get your black ass in the gutter and stay there.
 '''Troll:''' [''Whistles'']
 '''Bob:''' Hey, buddy.

==Bob Calls Himself==
In this one, Bob seems not to be able to recognize his own voice, and his view on trolls is the same as Chris's, "Internet people who persecute people". Also, Snorlax makes an appearance.

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===Transcript===
'''Bob:''' Hello?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Hello?
 '''Bob:''' Why are you calling me?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Why are you calling my phone?
 '''Bob:''' I'm not calling your phone, why are you calling my phone?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Who the hell is this?!
 '''Bob:''' Well who are you? You're the one that made the call.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Who do you think I am?!
 '''Bob:''' I don't know wha- who you are but I know you're in Oklahoma.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I wish that you- you knew what number you called because I think you're calling the wrong number.
 '''Bob:''' I didn't call the number; my phone rang.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Why I-I answered the phone now tell me what you want you rang my damn number.
 '''Bob:''' I didn't ring your number but if you're in Oklahoma you shouldn't be upset like that.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I wish that you- you knew what number you called because I think you're calling the wrong number.
 '''Bob:''' I didn't call anybody I just picked up the phone; let me explain something to you, can I do that? I-I'm a Texan now can I-can I explain something to you?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Good.
 '''Bob:''' Okay. There is on the internet... a a bunch of trolls, now they persecute people and these these trolls have found somewhere somebody that have engineered a set of software that allows them to call people on the telephone and put in any particular number they want to put in as the caller ID. Now this-the telephone company knows about this and the federal government knows about this, to the point where they've even gived it a named called spoofing. S-P-O-O-F-I-N-G. And I think if I-if you think that I called your number and that's what's happening to you because I did not call your number. But that's-
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' [''Speaking over''] Who are you?
 '''Bob:''' -what's happened to me.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Who are you?
 '''Bob:''' Who am I? I'm Robert Chandler and I live in Ruckersville, Virginia.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I beg your pardon?
 '''Bob:''' Yeah, I'm 82 years old but I was born in Fort Worth, so I'm a neighbor.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' What's on your mind, you called me now shut up or get off the phone or speak!
 '''Bob:''' Well I'm talking to you what do- else do you want?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I don't have an issue problem with anybody but please quit calling my number.
 '''Bob:''' I didn't call you but I'm trying to explain how these people do it. Okay?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Nobody's playing games with the phone unless you are.
 '''Bob:''' Well, look: I'm 82 years old, all right? I was born in Fort Worth. I'm basically a neighbor of yours or at one time I was. I have a cousin who lives in Tulsa. Okay? I have a lot of Cherokee relatives that live in your state also.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I don't know what you are or who you are and I don't really care.
 '''Bob:''' Well I'm trying to be nice to you and to explain what's happening. You're being a victim of the internet people that persecute people, because I didn't call your number.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I still didn't understand you.
 '''Bob:''' Well I don't wha-wha how can I explain it any simpler to you. They-
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Listen boy
 '''Bob:''' -they have a program in-in their computer which allows them to dial numbers anywhere in the country and put in as the caller ID any particular telephone number they want to.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Listen you motherfucker get down in your lowlife gutter and stay there!
 '''Bob:''' Listen I didn't start cussing at you now-now-now just cut it down, cool it down; I'm trying to be nice to you.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I don't need your crap.
 '''Barbara:''' Hello there.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Hello.
 '''Barbara:''' Sir or mam or whatever the hell you are.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Who the hell is this?!
 '''Barbara:''' Don't you call up here-now look don't you call up here cussing at my husband.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Get down in you lowlife gutter and stay there
 '''Barbara:''' We didn't have-we didn't have anything to do with this damn...er...thing that's going on. There are a lot of- lot of weird people out here and you might be included as one of them if you are calling us and cussing us out. Now hang up the phone and forget the number.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' You get your black ass down in the gutter and stay there!
 '''Barbara:''' I ain't got no black ass! You get your gutter ass out in the gutter and shut up!
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Hey buddy.

== Liquid Bob calls Bob ==
A troll pretending to be a Liquid version of Bob calls Bob. In this video we learn that Bob doesn't know of Sonic, and thinks Chris invented Sonichu himself. Also, we learn that the trolls are spoofing the telephone company.

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===Transcript===
'''Bob:'''-FBI and everybody else, that there's a system that goes on that says that anybody that wants to do it that knows how with the proper software and stuff can call any number in the country that they want to and can put any particular phone number in the system as if it came from that number to the people: called spoofing. S-P-O-O-F-I-N-G. Now-
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Is-
 '''Bob:''' -you can call your local police department if you like about that but that's the name they all know it as: spoofing. Now I'm not calling your number some dizzy kook out there on the internet is playing games with ya.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Are you telling me that somebody out there on the internet is using your phone number in an attempt to pin the blame on your family?
 '''Bob:''' That's right. It goes on all the time, I've gotten calls from people everywhere. I've even-I've even uh gotten calls where I was terrorizing people and I wasn't even on the phone!
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Uh, sir I-I do not happen to know if anybody on the internet who is drawing cartoon, I-I don't know I don't use the internet but if that's-
 '''Bob:''' I don't use the internet either but my son does.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Oh-
 '''Bob:''' These people they hate him because he has copyright, and he just won a case in England on copyright, and there are people in the world that hate him, there are people in the world that love him but there are people in the world that hate him and the people in the world that hate him are going to all sorts of ends to try and destroy him.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Your son-your son is a
 '''Bob:''' -one of the ways they do it.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Your son is a cartoonist?
 '''Bob:''' Yes he is.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' That's very-that's a very nice to hear. I hope he's doing good.
 '''Bob:''' Well he doesn't make a living at it but he's autistic, he's shares his cartoons with the world and has for the last ten or twelve years.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' I've got a grandson who's into cartoons like that, he might know 'em. He's on the internet uh looking up cartoons on the internet and uh I think it's pretty nifty to be quite honest with you. That-
 '''Bob:''' Well the ones that my son does is called Sonichu.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Sonichu? Is that some Japanese thing or what?
 '''Bob:''' Well it's Sonic and chu.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Oh oh so-
 '''Bob:''' Like a Pikachu and like the Sonic.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Well my grandkids are into this little thing called Pikachu but I wouldn't know anything about that. You taught your son-your son is a creator of this character?
 '''Bob:''' Ever since before the year 2000-
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Oh
 '''Bob:''' -he's been putting and drawing them and putting them on the internet with the world.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Oh oh I see where this- I just wanted to find w-where these telephone numbers are up and coming from because-
 '''Bob:''' I'm not calling you, you can go and check with your local police department if you like but there is called spoofing.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Spoo-
 '''Bob:''' They gon' come and say they can't stop it either,
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Spoofing.
 '''Bob:''' I-I could be put in jail for just terrorizing people cause my number comes in on their caller ID.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Can I-is this Mister Chandler right, your name is Mister Chandler right?
 '''Bob:''' That's right.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Oh, you-your
 '''Bob:''' Robert Chandler, I've got nothing to hide.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' There-there are
 '''Bob:''' I'm eighty-two years old and I'm retired from GE.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' There are other people I have heard I think one of my sons has been receiving calls from that number as well. I did a look-read up of that as well, my son who is very into the internet did a look up of that number and found out that most people are getting calls from that number as well.
 '''Bob:''' Well you see these people are using our number to try and get us in trouble.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' I am very sorry to hear that sir.
 '''Bob:''' Well that's just how this world goes there are some lousy people in this world [''laughs'']
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Well I-uh oh man I uh-- have you reported this incident yet?
 '''Bob:''' Well you try and get in touch with the FBI, have you ever tried to get in touch with he FBI, you can't get in touch with the FBI. They don't even have any phone numbers and if you find a phone number you then get an answering machine and nobody ever calls you back. They get no money for this kind o' thing, this internet crime stuff-
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Are-are you saying they are purposely ignoring this-
 '''Bob:''' [''speaking over''] -mistaken identity and everything.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' -they are purposely ignoring this?
 '''Bob:''' I beg your pardon?
 '''Liquid Bob:''' They are purposely ignoring this?
 '''Bob:''' That's right they are purposely ignoring it, the telephone company will tell you the same thing. They all have this thing named and it's called spoofing.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' So they know this thing exists but they won't do anything about it.
 '''Bob:''' That's right they won't do a thing about it.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Yeah-
 '''Bob:''' The caller ID won't block it or anything.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Are you a Republican sir?
 '''Bob:''' I'm a-I'm a Republican yes.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' That is-
 '''Bob:''' I didn't vote for Obama that's-
 '''Liquid Bob:''' I did not vote for Obama either.
 '''Bob:''' Heh. What part of New York are you in?
 '''Liquid Bob:''' I think we live around Upstate New York, I-we're very conservative-
 '''Bob:''' -Upstate New York once, I lived in Utica.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' I have a cousin who lives in Utica, I don't know if he's still living there but I haven't spoke to him in ten years-
 '''Bob:''' Yeah I worked with GE up there once bout forty years ago.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' General Electric?
 '''Bob:''' Yeah General Electric.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Huh, that's a very nice-I heard that's a very nice employ- steady job.
 '''Bob:''' Yeah well I retired from there so.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Well I just want-
 '''Bob:''' I enjoyed it, I used to go hiking in the Adirondacks and up there in the-in the mountains of uh--whate-- white mountain I guess it is they call it or something.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' I think that's what we'll call it, it's very cold up here too; very very cold.
 '''Bob:''' I could remember some days when it was 35 below 0 up here. I got my tootsie-
 '''Liquid Bob:''' We just had sixteen, sixteen inches of snow. I was-
 '''Bob:''' Would you believe I'm sitting in Charlottesville if you know where that is, in Virgin-Virginia
 '''Liquid Bob:''' I think it's
 '''Bob:''' next to the Blue Ridge Mountains of Virginia, I can see the mountains from my house. But we have right now two feet of snow in our yard and one time we had over three feet; bout two weeks ago.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' That- holy moly! Are you able to get on the road safely?
 '''Bob:''' Well I-I parked my car next to the street and I finally we got a plow and I can get in and out right now because I'm next to street but for about a week we couldn't get out at all.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Huh- that's very scary to hear that you guys get that much snow during the winter months.
 '''Bob:''' It stopped Washington, Philadelphia, Baltimore and New York too, the same storms. It put the government out of business for seven days up there.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Oh, that just goes to shown ya you can't underestimate nature.
 '''Bob:''' That's right you can't, that's what I learned while I was in Utica in Upstate New York there.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' It gets pretty bad up here let me tell. It-we had an ice storm about twenty years ago, it took the power out for nearly a month, all the cars were frozen, we couldn-we couldn't even use our refrigerator, oh it was scary we were afraid it wasn't even gonna come back on.
 '''Bob:''' Well I'm [''chuckles''] I'm sure, well I can remember it we used to get all that what do you call it; lake effect snow?
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Uh what was-
 '''Bob:''' -snow up there, the snow that comes off the moisture off the great lake there? And uh I can remember three feet of snow in Utica
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Uh yeah uh that's-
 '''Bob:''' [''laughs'']
 '''Liquid Bob:''' -it hasn't been that bad yet, hopefully it won't be that bad in the future, winter months almost over and I can tell ya I want to get out on my boat again. And fish don't- and I go snapper fishing and they don't come 'till August.
 '''Bob:''' That's right, I remember a joke about it up there, you-you had two seasons: winter and the 4th of July.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' [''forced laughing''] Yeah uh- that's what they call it: Christmas and July [''chuckles'']
 '''Bob:''' That's right.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Well I'm gotta be going now, well I just wanted to clear this-
 '''Bob:''' -sorry just ignore those calls cause it ain't us.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Well I just wanted to be-verify this cause occasionally people have called us and we just wanted to see if it was important or not. Cause I do have family in Virgi-
 '''Bob:''' Somebody might not like your son on the internet and that's why they're- number and everythin' and that's why they're using our number to terrorize you.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Well uh that probably answers some random number- back when I was little boy we used to just type in random numbers and the-phone just make ran- calls. I'm not proud of it or anythin' that's just what we did, it's none of this scary stuff that involves computers and everything; we did it in good fun we weren't tryin' to be antagonistic about it.
 '''Bob:''' Well there you are- for a while there they were even trying to talk my son into committing suicide over the internet.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Well that's just wrong.
 '''Bob:''' Yeah it's disgusting and the federal government won't do a thing to help us- or the local government or anybody.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Have you gotten the police involved yet?
 '''Bob:''' It's just uh- it's just we've learned how to cope with it that's all.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' That's a-that's a shame. I hope they- you know- don't go too far with this or you better get the police involved.
 '''Bob:''' We have but they don't do anything; they say this is an internet matter it's federal government
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Apparently-
 '''Bob:''' -federal government says we don't have any money.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' -according to my son the police say we don't give crap about goes on the internet; they only care if it goes on-
 '''Bob:''' That's absolutely correct.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Well uh I have to be going now Mister Chandler it's uh-
 '''Bob:''' -sorry, sorry somebody's been botherin' you but it ain't us.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' I'll just keep-I'll just- I'll block uh this whoever spoofin' me from now on. Well thank you for clearin' this up I uh hope things go better for you and your son. Have a good day sir.
 '''Bob:''' We've learned to just ignore it.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' You should. Well have a good day and I hope the winter months don't give you the cold shoulder [''laughs'']
 '''Bob:''' I'll be alright.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Alright take care now.

== Chris calls Mary Lee Walsh and Michael Snyder ==
A troll using a soundboard of Chris prank calls [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and [[Michael Snyder]]. However, both realize the caller to be a fake and hang up.

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==== Transcript (Mary) ====
'''Mary:''' Hello, Mary Lee Walsh?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' You've been nothing but- nothing but a pain in my- a pain in my side! [''talking over Mary''] You weak little son of a bitch!
 '''Mary:''' What are you- Who is this?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' [''again talking over Mary''] You shut up!
 '''Mary:''' I'm sorry, who am I speaking to?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' My name is Christian Weston Chandler.
 [''silence'']
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Pussy.
 '''Mary:''' Um, who?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' My name is Christian.
 '''Mary:''' Well, I'll track the number, what do you need-
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' I invite you to come- I invite you to write this down.
 [''silence'']
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Uh, yeah, you know my address, right? You got MapQuest to come all the way over?
 [''Mary hangs up'']

==== Transcript (Michael) ====
'''Madeleine:''' The Game Place, this is Madeleine. How can I help you?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Hello?
 '''Madeleine:''' Hello?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Uhh, who is this?
 '''Madeleine:''' This is Madeleine.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' I'm sorry. Yeah, okay, well I've mis- I've misunderstan- okay, well I've- I've misun-
 '''Madeleine:''' Can I help you with something?
 [''pause, faint whispering in the background'']
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' We have miscommunication.
 [''unintelligible; Chris and Madeleine talk at the same time'']
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Uhh, who is this?
 '''Michael:''' Christian.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' You weak little son of a bitch! [''talking over Michael'']
 '''Michael:''' You wanna talk to me, you need to ''talk'' to me.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Uh, yeah, you know my address, right? You got MapQuest to come all the way over?
 '''Michael:''' Yeah, so?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' You can find me right now, I live at 14 Branchland Court in Ruckersville, Virginia.
 '''Michael:''' I don't know who this is, but, uh, it's a waste of everbody's time.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Shut the hell up.
 [''silence; Michael talks faintly in the background'']
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Oh, come on!
 [''silence; Michael talks faintly in the background'']
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' You shut up!
 [''silence; Michael talks faintly in the background'']
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Yeah.
 [''silence; Michael talks faintly in the background'']
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Hello?
 [''silence'']
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Pussy.
 [''redialed'']
 '''Michael:''' The Game Place, this is Mike. How may I help you?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Listen, boy. You get yo black ass down a gutter and stay there.
 [''pause'']
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' How about you talk to my wife, maybe she can talk some sense into your head?
 [''pause'']
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Hello?
 [''call ends'']

== Bob calls Cole Smithey ==
A troll using a soundboard of Bob prank calls Christian's half brother, [[Cole Smithey]], but with little success...

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==== Transcript ====
'''Answering machine:''' Hi, you've reached Cole-
 '''Cole:''' Hello?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Hey, buddy.
 '''Cole:''' Who is this?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Listen, boy. You get your black ass down in the gutter and stay there.
 '''Cole:''' Hahahahahahaha.
 [''Default Skype hanging up sound, Cole hangs up'']
 [''Redial'']
 '''Answering machine:''' Hi, you've reached Cole at [''"*Bleeped out number*" is displayed on the screen, accompanied by Chris screaming'']. Please leave your telephone number twice, along with your message. Thanks. [''beep'']
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I'm Robert Chandler. Why don't you quit dialin' my number, and go somewhere and play a game with the gutter rats?
 [''Default Skype hanging up sound, troll hangs up'']
 [''tape runs out'']

==Chris calls Golden Corral==
The same troll from the above call utilizes his soundboard once again to prank Charlottesville's local [[Golden Corral]]. Lulz ensue when he engages in a verbal conflict with the restaurant [[Manajerk|Manager]].

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'''Waitress:''' [unintelligible]
 '''Chris:''' Hello?
 '''Waitress:''' Hello?
 '''Chris:''' How are you?
 '''Waitress:''' Fine.
 '''Chris:''' I'm good!
 [''at the same time''] What? / My name is Christian Weston Chandler.
 '''Waitress:''' I can't understand you.
 '''Chris:''' My name is Christian.
 '''Waitress:''' Uh-huh.
 '''Chris:''' You want me to caress your breasts?
 '''Waitress:''' Aah, hold on.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah.
 [''pause; a radio can be heard playing in the background'']
 '''Chris:''' Hello?
 [''silence'']
 '''Waiter 1''' Good morning, this is [unintelligible] speaking. How can I help you?
 '''Chris:''' Hello?
 '''Waiter 1''' Hello?
 '''Chris:''' Shut the hell up. You've been nothing but a- you've been nothing but a pain in my- just a pain in my side!
 '''Waiter 1''' Hello?
 '''Chris:''' You shut up!
 [''pause'']
 '''Chris:''' Oh, come on!
 [''call ends; redialed'']
 '''Waiter 2:''' Golden Corral, [unintelligible], how can I help you?
 '''Chris:''' What the hell. Why are you- why did you start doing this in the first place, you little son of a bitch!
 [''pause'']
 '''Chris:''' Oh, come on!
 [''call ends; redialed'']
 '''Waiter 3:''' Golden Corral of Charlottesville, how can I help you?
 '''Chris:''' I invite you to come- I invite you to write this down. You can find me right now; I live at 14 Branchland Court in Ruckersville, Virginia!
 '''Waiter 3:''' Hello?
 [''call ends; redialed'']
 '''Waiter 4:''' [unintelligible], how can I help you today?
 '''Chris:''' Uh, yeah, you know my address, right? You got MapQuest to come all the way over?
 '''Waiter 4:''' Yeah, you should, [unintelligible], you need the address, man?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah.
 [''at the same time''] [unintelligible] / 14 Branch-
 '''Chris:''' No. 14 Branchland Court. Ruckersville.
 '''Waiter 4:''' I'm sorry, [unintelligible]?
 '''Chris:''' 14 Branchland Court.
 '''Waiter 4:''' In Ruckersville; that's your address. I don't need your address; do you need our address?
 '''Chris:''' I invite you to come- I-
 [''pause'']
 '''Chris:''' What time do you think you can be by my place?
 '''Waiter 4:''' I'm not coming to your place.
 '''Chris:''' You weak little son of a bitch!
 '''Waiter 4:''' Why would we come to your place, man?
 '''Chris:''' You've been nothing but a- you've been nothing but a pain in my- just a pain in my side!
 '''Waiter 4:''' Man, I think you need to stop calling this number, because I don't know what's up, but obviously you've [unintelligible] from somewhere, and you're calling our restaurant, and we do not deliver, and I don't know who you are, so [unintelligible] you need to stop calling, thank you.
 '''Chris:''' Oh, come on!
 [''call ends; redialed'']
 '''Waiter 5:''' Good afternoon, thank you for calling Golden Corral of Charlottesville, this is [unintelligible] speaking, how can I help you [unintelligible]?
 '''Chris:''' You shut up!
 '''Waiter 5:''' Okay, look. Let me be really frank with you. Stop calling this damn number, bitch. Alright? [unintelligible] I suggest-
 '''Chris:''' Shut the hell up.
 '''Waiter 5:''' [unintelligible]
 '''Chris:''' You shut up!
 [''call ends; redialed'']
 '''Manager:''' Hello!
 '''Chris:''' At least I don't go around lying, pretending that I am an astronaut.
 '''Manager:''' Who is this?
 '''Chris:''' My name is Christian.
 '''Manager:''' Why do you keep calling here?
 '''Chris:''' You've been nothing but a- you've been nothing but a pain in my- just a pain in my side!
 '''Manager:''' [unintelligible]
 '''Chris:''' My name is Christian Weston Chandler.
 '''Manager:''' Christian what?
 '''Chris:''' Christian Weston Chandler.
 '''Manager:''' Okay, well, you need to stop calling us [unintelligible], okay?
 '''Chris:''' No.
 '''Manager:''' Yeah; otherwise I'm going to have to call the police.
 '''Chris:''' 14 Branchland Court. Ruckersville.
 '''Manager:''' 14 Branchland Court, Ruckersville.
 '''Chris:''' Go ahead, go ahead and take it to the police!
 '''Manager:''' I will, because we have no idea who you are!
 '''Chris:''' Yeah.
 '''Manager:''' Now, do you have a home number? I can have somebody from our [unintelligible] contact you.
 '''Chris:''' No.
 '''Manager:''' [unintelligible] so you don't want us calling your damn phone, do ya?
 '''Chris:''' 14 Branchland Court.
 '''Manager:''' Yep, that's what I'm writing down, man. And, uh, stop calling the damn phone, okay? 'Cause you're crazy.
 '''Chris:''' I don't know.

==Phone Harassment==
A troll using a soundboard of Bob harasses several people over the phone. Lulz ensues.

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==Bob calls the US Department of Education==

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''[Intro music: "Despite All My Rage" by Smashing Pumpkins]''
 '''Larry:''' This is Larry speaking. How can I help you?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Hello?
 '''Larry:''' How are you doing today?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I beg your pardon?
 '''Larry:''' This is Larry speaking. How can I help you today?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I'm Robert Chandler.
 '''Larry:''' OK. And how are you doing today, Mr. Chandler?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Good.
 '''Larry:''' OK. And you called, sir... Did you say Robert Chandler?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Yes.
 '''Larry:''' All right. Um, last four of your Social was [redacted].
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Yes.
 '''Larry:''' OK. I do have to let you know this call may be monitored for quality assurance. How can I help you today, Rob? You called in here?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Who are you?
 '''Larry:''' My name is Larry Griffin, sir.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Why are you calling me?
 '''Larry:''' OK, we're calling you Rob, we're calling you on behalf of the United States Department of Education, sir. I do have to let you know this call may be monitored for quality assurance. Um, we're calling about your student loans that are in default, sir.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' What?
 '''Larry:''' Were you aware that complaints had been filed against you, Rob?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' No!
 '''Larry:''' You didn't know? It's been in default since 1999.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' What?
 '''Larry:''' Your student loans have been in default since 1999, Rob.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I'm an 82-year-old man.
 '''Larry:''' You said you're what?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Yeah, I'm 82 years old. I was born in Fort Worth.
 '''Larry:''' And the last four of your Social was [redacted], correct?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Yes.
 '''Larry:''' And do you have any children named Rob Chandler, as well?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' No!
 '''Larry:''' You don't? OK. Well, the Department of Education filed a complaint against you. It's under your Social Security number, uh, in the amount of $24,461.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I- I'm a Texan, now.
 '''Larry:''' You're gonna what?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I have a cousin who lives in Tulsa.
 '''Larry:''' OK, this is for the University of Missouri in St. Louis. Did you go to, did you go to college?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' No!
 '''Larry:''' Hmm. Well, they have your Social Security number...
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' ''[Interrupting]'' I beg your pardon. I can't even understand what you're saying.
 '''Larry:''' I'm calling about your student loans that are in default with the United States Department of Education, Rob. When you went to go to school, you had to fill out for some student loans. They're in default now, because you haven't paid 'em.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' ''You'' called ''me''.
 '''Larry:''' You said what?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' You're the one that made the call.
 '''Larry:''' Right, we're calling to see if we can help you get your student loans out of default, before they go with further collection activity against you.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Will you please quit calling me and leave my phone alone?
 '''Larry:''' We're gonna call you, it's your Social Security number. You saying that's not gonna stop us from calling you. You owe a loan.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Listen, you motherfucker...
 '''Larry:''' You owe the government, Rob. Cussing is not getting you anywhere, Rob.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Why don't you quit dialing my number...
 '''Larry:''' Cussing is not doing anything, sir. Cussing is not doing nothing.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Why don't you quit...
 '''Larry:''' I mean, come on, now. You owe a loan, Rob.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Why don't you...
 '''Larry:''' Cussing is not a checkboook; it's not gonna pay your loan.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Why don't you quit dialing my number, and go somewhere and play a game with a gutter rat.
 '''Larry:''' ''[Talking over Bob]'' Rob, what you need to understand is that we're gonna call you because you owe the government, OK?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Cut it out.
 '''Larry:''' So we're gonna continue to call, Rob.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Cut it out.
 '''Larry:''' You owe a debt.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I didn't call you, but I'm trying to explain how these...
 '''Larry:''' ''[Interrupting]'' Right. We're calling ''you'', to try to help ''you'' out.

''[Second half of transcription is still underway.]''

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Prank calls

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Squirrelbait:

==When were these recorded?==

Any way of knowing when they were recorded? Obviously, the latest possible date was when they were uploaded to YouTube, but it might be interesting to know what they knew or should've known about when they were on the phone. —[[User:Thepicklesuitintheman|Thepicklesuitintheman]] 06:02, 5 April 2010 (UTC)

*the soundboard ones fall are after the kacey and liquid phone call, but the failed attempt and the liquid bob call could fit mostly anywhere in christory. Besides that there is no way to know when these were recorded.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 20:23, 5 April 2010 (UTC)

== Well at least we gained something of value ==

Based on one of these calls, the Chandlers have one of those phones that lights up instead of rings so they're not quite as bothered with the constant calls. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:11, 6 April 2010 (UTC)

== About the pranks that should be included in this page ==
* I think the only pranks that should be placed up in these pages should be the relevant ones and the ones directed at the chandler home only, so the Mary lee walsh Cole and the unsuccessful troll screaming "julaaaaaay" video shouldn't be up in this page.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 00:57, 18 April 2010 (UTC)
:* I bet they had quite a few JULAAAAAAAY calls back in the day. Do we need to list the fails amongst the win? --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 01:07, 18 April 2010 (UTC)
::Calling the Chandler's up and screaming JULAAAAAAAAY is still funny, so it merits being included *somewhere*. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 01:09, 18 April 2010 (UTC)
:::*Anyone for splitting the page into two distinct sections? --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 01:35, 18 April 2010 (UTC)
: that might be the best if you want, but i added the bob prank calls because of his tendency to yap on, he gave some more info, not like the Michael, Cole and Mary lee Walsh calls.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 04:37, 18 April 2010 (UTC)

* If you add every single prank call using chris chan soundboards you can find in youtube, then this page will be crowded, add only prank calls made to the chandler house.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 13:11, 21 April 2010 (UTC)

== Whistling ==

Are we sure that it was the troll who was blowing the whistle on the Epic Crazy Lady soundboard call? Some people blow a whistle into the phone when they are trying to get a prank caller or a bill collector to stop bothering them. Maybe it was Snorlax.
[[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 16:56, 19 May 2010 (UTC)

Prank calls

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It's no secret that the Chandler home gets many prank calls, thanks to [[Chris]]'s e-fame and the fact he actually revealed his phone number to the entire internet. Multiple times. However, many of the brave souls that call the Chandler home record their calls and upload them to [[YouTube]], providing an insight into the Chandlers' thoughts.

==Prank Call Collection==
A collection of various prank calls made to the almighty [[Bob Chandler|Internet Lumberjack]] on a Sunday afternoon.

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'''Bob:''' Hello?
 '''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):''' Yeah, how you doin'? My name is Chris, I'm from Boston.
 '''Bob:''' Hello? I don't understand your conversation.
 '''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):''' Would it be possible for me to get your name?
 '''Bob:''' You callin' me?
 '''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):''' Um, there's somebody playing games with the phone.
 '''Bob:''' Nobody's playing games with the phone unless you are.
 '''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):''' [''speaking over Bob''] We're connected to each other through a computer because somebody's sittin' in a room, hacking telephone numbers.
 '''Bob:''' I beg your pardon? I'm just answerin' my telephone.
 '''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):''' [''again, speaking over Bob''] We're connected to each other through a computer because somebody's sittin' in a room, hacking telephone numbers.
 '''Bob:''' I beg your pardon? What's on your mind? You callin' me, and now shut up or get off the phone or speak!
 '''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):''' You're a narcissist. You've got a personality di-disorder. Did you know that?
 '''Bob:''' I don't have a damn thing! You're the one that's a [''unintelligible''] creep-
 '''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):''' [''talking over Bob again''] I know your weaknesses. I know your weaknesses.
 '''Bob:''' Tell me what you want. I'm- I answered the phone, now tell me what you want. You rang my damn number.
 '''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):''' You see, what you're doing is, you're burning up ''tens'' of ''thousands'' of downloads.
 '''Bob:''' I think you're burnin' up nothin', fella. Now you tell me what the hells you want, or I'm gonna hang this phone up. I don't need ''your'' crap.
 '''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):''' Sir, you've just threatened me. And I've got you recorded now. Now you've committed a felony.
 '''Bob:''' I'm just gonna hang up if you don't tell me what you want.
 '''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):''' Didn't you hear that stuff at the other end?
 [''redialed'']
 '''Bob:''' Hello?
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' Hello, I'm calling, this is Officer Martin from the sheriff's department. How can I help you, senior?
 '''Bob:''' I beg your pardon? I didn't understand you.
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' Deputy Martin from the sheriff's department.
 '''Bob:''' I still didn't understand you.
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' [''talking over Bob''] I've already told you who I am. I've already told you who I am. This is insurance office. Deputy Martin from the sheriff's department.
 '''Bob:''' I don't understand why you're callin' me.
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' I'm Deputy Martin from the sheriff's department.
 '''Bob:''' What insurance department?
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' Well, you need to stop- to quit callin' here.
 '''Bob:''' I beg your pardon?
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' I'm advising you to stop calling.
 '''Bob:''' I didn't ''call'' you! You called me! What are- Who are you, and what's goin' on?
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' I'm here at Big Daddy's Pizza. I'm Deputy Martin from the sheriff's department.
 '''Bob:''' Would you speak slowly and one syllable at a time so I can understand you?
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' Big Daddy's Pizza. I'm here at Big Daddy's Pizza.
 '''Bob:''' You're mayor of Big Daddy's Pizza? Is that what you said?
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' No one's called ya.
 '''Bob:''' I beg your pardon?
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' No one's called ya.
 '''Bob:''' I can't understand you. You need to take a diction lesson.
 [''Barbara is heard in the background urging Bob on'']
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' I'm gonna advise you now, this is the sheriff's department.
 '''Bob:''' Are- are you the sheriff's department?
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' Yeah.
 '''Bob:''' Good. Why didn't you call me?
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' No one's called ya.
 '''Bob:''' No one's called me? Then why didn't my phone ring?
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' Well, you need to stop- to quit callin' here.
 '''Bob:''' I didn't call you! Listen!
 [''call dropped; redialed'']
 '''Bob:''' [''in the middle of a conversation with Barb''] Nothin'.
 '''Barbara:''' Well, hang up!
 '''Bob:''' Hello?
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' Who is this?
 '''Bob:''' Who the hell is this?
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' Hello, I'm calling, this is Officer Martin from the sheriff's department. How can I help you, senior?
 '''Bob:''' [''chuckling''] I don't know, you can't help me. You're calling me.
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' Callin' you and talkin' to you, OK? Why would I call you when I'm on the sheriff's department why would I call from- and cuss them out?
 '''Bob:''' I don't know.
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' Who is this?
 '''Bob:''' Who is ''this''? For cryin' in a bucket...
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' This is the sheriff's office. Deputy Martin from sheriff's department.
 '''Bob:''' Well, insurance department of what?
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' Big Daddy's Pizza.
 '''Bob:''' Big Daddy's Pizza. OK, Big Daddy. Will you please quit callin' me and leave my phone alone?
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' I'm advising you to stop calling.
 [''redialed'']

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==Failed Prank Call==
In this video, a gaggle of trolls attempt to prank call Chris, yelling [[For Julie's Eyes Only|JULAYYYYY]] into the phone. Instead, they get Bob, who instantly realizes the prank and yells at the trolls.

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'''Troll 1:''' [''whispers insults at the time it's taking for someone to answer'']
 '''Bob:''' Hello?
 '''Troll 1:''' JULAAAAY JULAAAAY JULAAAAY!
 '''Bob:''' What the hell's that supposed to mean? That you're an idiot?
 '''Troll 2:''' Woah woah woah, are you Bob Chandler?
 '''Bob:''' It doesn't matter who I am, who is this idiot I'm talking to on the other end?
 '''Troll 2:''' Umm
 '''Bob:''' You got some funny ass ideas about playing games of mind on the telephone don't you. Are you six years old or somethin'?
 '''Troll 1:''' [unintelligible] We got his fucking dad. Shit.

==Chris Calls Bob ==
In this video, a troll calls the Chandler home, using a soundboard of Chris-chan to prank the Chandler home. Note how Bob either recognizes that the call is a prank or he doesn't recognize his own son's voice; also, note that he has a caller ID phone.

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'''Bob:''' Hello.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Hello?
 '''Bob:''' Why are you calling my phone?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Good evening sir, how are you?
 '''Bob:''' I'm fine, but you're wasting your time calling my phone, you know that?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Don't say that.
 '''Bob:''' Because it doesn- it doesn't make any noise. All it does is flash a light. So it really doesn't bother me, I just thought I would tell you that you're wasting your time
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Are you really at a 14 Branchland Court?
 [Call likely cut - redialed]
 '''Bob:''' I thought I told you, we don't answer any calls that have unknown names on them or unknown numbers.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' I did not mean to give off the impression of being-
 [Redialed]
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' I'm high-functionally autistic.
 '''Bob:''' Hello?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Hello!
 '''Bob:''' Hello.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Good evening sir, how are you?
 '''Bob:''' I'm pretty good.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' I'm good!
 '''Bob:''' Why do you bother to call this phone?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Are you really at a 14 Branchland Court?
 '''Bob:''' Yes, I am. Why do you bother to call this phone, because the phone doesn't ring.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' What the hell? Why are you- why have you started doing this in the first place, you little son of a bitch?
 '''Barbara:''' Don't call us anymore.
 '''Bob:''' Now don't, don't cuss at me, fella.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Shut the hell up.
 '''Bob:''' I'll start cussing at at you.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' You weak little son of a bitch!
 '''Bob:''' Listen, fella. Kid. Whatever you dumbass is.
 '''Barbara:''' ''[heard in the background]'' Hang up the phone!
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' My name is Christian.
 ''[more indistinct conversation in the background, "Hang up the phone!" etc.]''
 '''Bob:''' Well listen, listen. The phone doesn't ring, all it does is light a light, so you're not botherin' me and every once in a while I try and tell you people that you're wastin' your damn time. Okay, you're not botherin' us. So why the hell do you do-waste all that effort? Put it in to something con- constructive and creative.
 '''Barbara:''' ''[interjects]'' Go to Haiti!
 '''Bob:''' Yeah, go to Haiti and help those people, or go to hell, one or the other. ''[Chris soundboard says something simultaneously]''
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Yes- Yes I agree with you, this is frustrating.
 [''Bob hangs up'']

=='Epic Crazy Lady' calls Bob==
A troll using a soundboard of a super loud Fundamentalist yells at Bob over the phone, while Bob throws insults at her and makes comments on how he can't understand her, as she continues to get angrier.

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===Transcript===
 '''Bob:''' Hello?
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' Hello.
 '''Bob:''' Hello?
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' Who do you think you are?
 '''Bob:''' Who are you?
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' I don't know who you are, but I tell you what, I live at 900 [''Unintelligible''] Road. Why don't you bring yourself over here?
 '''Bob:''' I beg your pardon, who do you think you're talking to?
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' Do you know that you're not supposed to talk that way?
 '''Bob:''' Who are you?
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' You have got a issue problem. God forgive you.
 '''Bob:''' I beg your pardon, who or what is...
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' [''Interrupting''] God needs to move in your life.
 '''Bob:''' I beg your pardon. I can't even begin to understand what you're saying.
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' God needs to move in your life ''severely''!
 '''Bob:''' Why don't you quit dialing my number, and go somewhere and play a game with the gutter rats?
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' Bring yourself over here! I'll show you what's the matter! OK?
 '''Bob:''' Why don't you come over here and I'll show ''you'' what's the matter?
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' Nine hundred [''Unintelligible''] Road, bring yourself, buddy.
 '''Bob:''' Hey, buddy. Listen, boy.
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' You ain't no man.
 '''Bob:''' Listen, boy. You get your black ass down in the gutter and stay there. You understand?
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' I am the woman of the house, and you don't call me and ask me who my daddy is.
 '''Bob:''' I don't know what you are, or who you are, and I don't really care. But you are invading my privacy, and you are cussing at me, and I don't like it.
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' Call my house and talk that way. I tell you what, why don't you call my husband, and tell my husband that?
 '''Bob:''' I don't know who you are or who you think I am...
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' Yeah, that's what you are, a big old chicken.
 '''Bob:''' Who do think I am?
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' God forgive you.
 '''Bob:''' I wish that you knew what number you called, because I think you're calling the wrong number.
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' I ain't called your house. Who do you think you are, calling my house?
 '''Bob:''' I didn't call your house, sir, ma'am...
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' [''Interrupting''] No, you are!
 '''Bob:''' ...or whatever you are.
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' You ain't no man. I don't know who you are, but I tell you what, I live at 900 [''Unintelligible''] Road. Why don't you bring yourself over here?
 '''Bob:''' I'll let you talk to my wife, maybe she can talk some sense into your head.
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' Fine.
 '''Bob:''' [''In the background, Bob says something to Barbara about a "goddamn screwy woman." Barbara tells him: "Hang up on her. I ain't talkin' to nobody, this time of night. Hang it up."''] You better check the number that you called, because you're not talking to anybody that you know.
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' I ain't called your house. Who do you think you are, calling my house?
 '''Bob:''' I haven't called your house. I am the one who picked up the phone and said, "Hello."
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' You have got a issue problem.
 '''Bob:''' [''In the background, Barbara tells Bob to hang up because he's getting on her nerves.''] I don't have an issue problem with anybody, but please quit calling my number.
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' [''Unintelligible''] bring yourself over here and I'll show you what a whooping is.
 [''Bob hangs up'']
 '''Troll:''' Hello, sir.
 '''Bob:''' You get your black ass in the gutter and stay there.
 '''Troll:''' [''Whistles'']
 '''Bob:''' Hey, buddy.

==Bob Calls Himself==
In this one, Bob seems not to be able to recognize his own voice, and his view on trolls is the same as Chris's, "Internet people who persecute people". Also, Snorlax makes an appearance.

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===Transcript===
'''Bob:''' Hello?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Hello?
 '''Bob:''' Why are you calling me?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Why are you calling my phone?
 '''Bob:''' I'm not calling your phone, why are you calling my phone?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Who the hell is this?!
 '''Bob:''' Well who are you? You're the one that made the call.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Who do you think I am?!
 '''Bob:''' I don't know wha- who you are but I know you're in Oklahoma.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I wish that you- you knew what number you called because I think you're calling the wrong number.
 '''Bob:''' I didn't call the number; my phone rang.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Why I-I answered the phone now tell me what you want you rang my damn number.
 '''Bob:''' I didn't ring your number but if you're in Oklahoma you shouldn't be upset like that.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I wish that you- you knew what number you called because I think you're calling the wrong number.
 '''Bob:''' I didn't call anybody I just picked up the phone; let me explain something to you, can I do that? I-I'm a Texan now can I-can I explain something to you?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Good.
 '''Bob:''' Okay. There is on the internet... a a bunch of trolls, now they persecute people and these these trolls have found somewhere somebody that have engineered a set of software that allows them to call people on the telephone and put in any particular number they want to put in as the caller ID. Now this-the telephone company knows about this and the federal government knows about this, to the point where they've even gived it a named called spoofing. S-P-O-O-F-I-N-G. And I think if I-if you think that I called your number and that's what's happening to you because I did not call your number. But that's-
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' [''Speaking over''] Who are you?
 '''Bob:''' -what's happened to me.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Who are you?
 '''Bob:''' Who am I? I'm Robert Chandler and I live in Ruckersville, Virginia.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I beg your pardon?
 '''Bob:''' Yeah, I'm 82 years old but I was born in Fort Worth, so I'm a neighbor.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' What's on your mind, you called me now shut up or get off the phone or speak!
 '''Bob:''' Well I'm talking to you what do- else do you want?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I don't have an issue problem with anybody but please quit calling my number.
 '''Bob:''' I didn't call you but I'm trying to explain how these people do it. Okay?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Nobody's playing games with the phone unless you are.
 '''Bob:''' Well, look: I'm 82 years old, all right? I was born in Fort Worth. I'm basically a neighbor of yours or at one time I was. I have a cousin who lives in Tulsa. Okay? I have a lot of Cherokee relatives that live in your state also.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I don't know what you are or who you are and I don't really care.
 '''Bob:''' Well I'm trying to be nice to you and to explain what's happening. You're being a victim of the internet people that persecute people, because I didn't call your number.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I still didn't understand you.
 '''Bob:''' Well I don't wha-wha how can I explain it any simpler to you. They-
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Listen boy
 '''Bob:''' -they have a program in-in their computer which allows them to dial numbers anywhere in the country and put in as the caller ID any particular telephone number they want to.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Listen you motherfucker get down in your lowlife gutter and stay there!
 '''Bob:''' Listen I didn't start cussing at you now-now-now just cut it down, cool it down; I'm trying to be nice to you.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I don't need your crap.
 '''Barbara:''' Hello there.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Hello.
 '''Barbara:''' Sir or mam or whatever the hell you are.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Who the hell is this?!
 '''Barbara:''' Don't you call up here-now look don't you call up here cussing at my husband.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Get down in you lowlife gutter and stay there
 '''Barbara:''' We didn't have-we didn't have anything to do with this damn...er...thing that's going on. There are a lot of- lot of weird people out here and you might be included as one of them if you are calling us and cussing us out. Now hang up the phone and forget the number.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' You get your black ass down in the gutter and stay there!
 '''Barbara:''' I ain't got no black ass! You get your gutter ass out in the gutter and shut up!
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Hey buddy.

== Liquid Bob calls Bob ==
A troll pretending to be a Liquid version of Bob calls Bob. In this video we learn that Bob doesn't know of Sonic, and thinks Chris invented Sonichu himself. Also, we learn that the trolls are spoofing the telephone company.

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===Transcript===
'''Bob:'''-FBI and everybody else, that there's a system that goes on that says that anybody that wants to do it that knows how with the proper software and stuff can call any number in the country that they want to and can put any particular phone number in the system as if it came from that number to the people: called spoofing. S-P-O-O-F-I-N-G. Now-
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Is-
 '''Bob:''' -you can call your local police department if you like about that but that's the name they all know it as: spoofing. Now I'm not calling your number some dizzy kook out there on the internet is playing games with ya.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Are you telling me that somebody out there on the internet is using your phone number in an attempt to pin the blame on your family?
 '''Bob:''' That's right. It goes on all the time, I've gotten calls from people everywhere. I've even-I've even uh gotten calls where I was terrorizing people and I wasn't even on the phone!
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Uh, sir I-I do not happen to know if anybody on the internet who is drawing cartoon, I-I don't know I don't use the internet but if that's-
 '''Bob:''' I don't use the internet either but my son does.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Oh-
 '''Bob:''' These people they hate him because he has copyright, and he just won a case in England on copyright, and there are people in the world that hate him, there are people in the world that love him but there are people in the world that hate him and the people in the world that hate him are going to all sorts of ends to try and destroy him.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Your son-your son is a
 '''Bob:''' -one of the ways they do it.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Your son is a cartoonist?
 '''Bob:''' Yes he is.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' That's very-that's a very nice to hear. I hope he's doing good.
 '''Bob:''' Well he doesn't make a living at it but he's autistic, he's shares his cartoons with the world and has for the last ten or twelve years.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' I've got a grandson who's into cartoons like that, he might know 'em. He's on the internet uh looking up cartoons on the internet and uh I think it's pretty nifty to be quite honest with you. That-
 '''Bob:''' Well the ones that my son does is called Sonichu.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Sonichu? Is that some Japanese thing or what?
 '''Bob:''' Well it's Sonic and chu.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Oh oh so-
 '''Bob:''' Like a Pikachu and like the Sonic.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Well my grandkids are into this little thing called Pikachu but I wouldn't know anything about that. You taught your son-your son is a creator of this character?
 '''Bob:''' Ever since before the year 2000-
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Oh
 '''Bob:''' -he's been putting and drawing them and putting them on the internet with the world.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Oh oh I see where this- I just wanted to find w-where these telephone numbers are up and coming from because-
 '''Bob:''' I'm not calling you, you can go and check with your local police department if you like but there is called spoofing.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Spoo-
 '''Bob:''' They gon' come and say they can't stop it either,
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Spoofing.
 '''Bob:''' I-I could be put in jail for just terrorizing people cause my number comes in on their caller ID.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Can I-is this Mister Chandler right, your name is Mister Chandler right?
 '''Bob:''' That's right.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Oh, you-your
 '''Bob:''' Robert Chandler, I've got nothing to hide.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' There-there are
 '''Bob:''' I'm eighty-two years old and I'm retired from GE.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' There are other people I have heard I think one of my sons has been receiving calls from that number as well. I did a look-read up of that as well, my son who is very into the internet did a look up of that number and found out that most people are getting calls from that number as well.
 '''Bob:''' Well you see these people are using our number to try and get us in trouble.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' I am very sorry to hear that sir.
 '''Bob:''' Well that's just how this world goes there are some lousy people in this world [''laughs'']
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Well I-uh oh man I uh-- have you reported this incident yet?
 '''Bob:''' Well you try and get in touch with the FBI, have you ever tried to get in touch with he FBI, you can't get in touch with the FBI. They don't even have any phone numbers and if you find a phone number you then get an answering machine and nobody ever calls you back. They get no money for this kind o' thing, this internet crime stuff-
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Are-are you saying they are purposely ignoring this-
 '''Bob:''' [''speaking over''] -mistaken identity and everything.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' -they are purposely ignoring this?
 '''Bob:''' I beg your pardon?
 '''Liquid Bob:''' They are purposely ignoring this?
 '''Bob:''' That's right they are purposely ignoring it, the telephone company will tell you the same thing. They all have this thing named and it's called spoofing.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' So they know this thing exists but they won't do anything about it.
 '''Bob:''' That's right they won't do a thing about it.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Yeah-
 '''Bob:''' The caller ID won't block it or anything.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Are you a Republican sir?
 '''Bob:''' I'm a-I'm a Republican yes.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' That is-
 '''Bob:''' I didn't vote for Obama that's-
 '''Liquid Bob:''' I did not vote for Obama either.
 '''Bob:''' Heh. What part of New York are you in?
 '''Liquid Bob:''' I think we live around Upstate New York, I-we're very conservative-
 '''Bob:''' -Upstate New York once, I lived in Utica.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' I have a cousin who lives in Utica, I don't know if he's still living there but I haven't spoke to him in ten years-
 '''Bob:''' Yeah I worked with GE up there once bout forty years ago.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' General Electric?
 '''Bob:''' Yeah General Electric.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Huh, that's a very nice-I heard that's a very nice employ- steady job.
 '''Bob:''' Yeah well I retired from there so.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Well I just want-
 '''Bob:''' I enjoyed it, I used to go hiking in the Adirondacks and up there in the-in the mountains of uh--whate-- white mountain I guess it is they call it or something.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' I think that's what we'll call it, it's very cold up here too; very very cold.
 '''Bob:''' I could remember some days when it was 35 below 0 up here. I got my tootsie-
 '''Liquid Bob:''' We just had sixteen, sixteen inches of snow. I was-
 '''Bob:''' Would you believe I'm sitting in Charlottesville if you know where that is, in Virgin-Virginia
 '''Liquid Bob:''' I think it's
 '''Bob:''' next to the Blue Ridge Mountains of Virginia, I can see the mountains from my house. But we have right now two feet of snow in our yard and one time we had over three feet; bout two weeks ago.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' That- holy moly! Are you able to get on the road safely?
 '''Bob:''' Well I-I parked my car next to the street and I finally we got a plow and I can get in and out right now because I'm next to street but for about a week we couldn't get out at all.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Huh- that's very scary to hear that you guys get that much snow during the winter months.
 '''Bob:''' It stopped Washington, Philadelphia, Baltimore and New York too, the same storms. It put the government out of business for seven days up there.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Oh, that just goes to shown ya you can't underestimate nature.
 '''Bob:''' That's right you can't, that's what I learned while I was in Utica in Upstate New York there.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' It gets pretty bad up here let me tell. It-we had an ice storm about twenty years ago, it took the power out for nearly a month, all the cars were frozen, we couldn-we couldn't even use our refrigerator, oh it was scary we were afraid it wasn't even gonna come back on.
 '''Bob:''' Well I'm [''chuckles''] I'm sure, well I can remember it we used to get all that what do you call it; lake effect snow?
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Uh what was-
 '''Bob:''' -snow up there, the snow that comes off the moisture off the great lake there? And uh I can remember three feet of snow in Utica
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Uh yeah uh that's-
 '''Bob:''' [''laughs'']
 '''Liquid Bob:''' -it hasn't been that bad yet, hopefully it won't be that bad in the future, winter months almost over and I can tell ya I want to get out on my boat again. And fish don't- and I go snapper fishing and they don't come 'till August.
 '''Bob:''' That's right, I remember a joke about it up there, you-you had two seasons: winter and the 4th of July.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' [''forced laughing''] Yeah uh- that's what they call it: Christmas and July [''chuckles'']
 '''Bob:''' That's right.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Well I'm gotta be going now, well I just wanted to clear this-
 '''Bob:''' -sorry just ignore those calls cause it ain't us.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Well I just wanted to be-verify this cause occasionally people have called us and we just wanted to see if it was important or not. Cause I do have family in Virgi-
 '''Bob:''' Somebody might not like your son on the internet and that's why they're- number and everythin' and that's why they're using our number to terrorize you.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Well uh that probably answers some random number- back when I was little boy we used to just type in random numbers and the-phone just make ran- calls. I'm not proud of it or anythin' that's just what we did, it's none of this scary stuff that involves computers and everything; we did it in good fun we weren't tryin' to be antagonistic about it.
 '''Bob:''' Well there you are- for a while there they were even trying to talk my son into committing suicide over the internet.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Well that's just wrong.
 '''Bob:''' Yeah it's disgusting and the federal government won't do a thing to help us- or the local government or anybody.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Have you gotten the police involved yet?
 '''Bob:''' It's just uh- it's just we've learned how to cope with it that's all.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' That's a-that's a shame. I hope they- you know- don't go too far with this or you better get the police involved.
 '''Bob:''' We have but they don't do anything; they say this is an internet matter it's federal government
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Apparently-
 '''Bob:''' -federal government says we don't have any money.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' -according to my son the police say we don't give crap about goes on the internet; they only care if it goes on-
 '''Bob:''' That's absolutely correct.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Well uh I have to be going now Mister Chandler it's uh-
 '''Bob:''' -sorry, sorry somebody's been botherin' you but it ain't us.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' I'll just keep-I'll just- I'll block uh this whoever spoofin' me from now on. Well thank you for clearin' this up I uh hope things go better for you and your son. Have a good day sir.
 '''Bob:''' We've learned to just ignore it.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' You should. Well have a good day and I hope the winter months don't give you the cold shoulder [''laughs'']
 '''Bob:''' I'll be alright.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Alright take care now.

== Chris calls Mary Lee Walsh and Michael Snyder ==
A troll using a soundboard of Chris prank calls [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and [[Michael Snyder]]. However, both realize the caller to be a fake and hang up.

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==== Transcript (Mary) ====
'''Mary:''' Hello, Mary Lee Walsh?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' You've been nothing but- nothing but a pain in my- a pain in my side! [''talking over Mary''] You weak little son of a bitch!
 '''Mary:''' What are you- Who is this?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' [''again talking over Mary''] You shut up!
 '''Mary:''' I'm sorry, who am I speaking to?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' My name is Christian Weston Chandler.
 [''silence'']
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Pussy.
 '''Mary:''' Um, who?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' My name is Christian.
 '''Mary:''' Well, I'll track the number, what do you need-
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' I invite you to come- I invite you to write this down.
 [''silence'']
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Uh, yeah, you know my address, right? You got MapQuest to come all the way over?
 [''Mary hangs up'']

==== Transcript (Michael) ====
'''Madeleine:''' The Game Place, this is Madeleine. How can I help you?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Hello?
 '''Madeleine:''' Hello?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Uhh, who is this?
 '''Madeleine:''' This is Madeleine.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' I'm sorry. Yeah, okay, well I've mis- I've misunderstan- okay, well I've- I've misun-
 '''Madeleine:''' Can I help you with something?
 [''pause, faint whispering in the background'']
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' We have miscommunication.
 [''unintelligible; Chris and Madeleine talk at the same time'']
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Uhh, who is this?
 '''Michael:''' Christian.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' You weak little son of a bitch! [''talking over Michael'']
 '''Michael:''' You wanna talk to me, you need to ''talk'' to me.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Uh, yeah, you know my address, right? You got MapQuest to come all the way over?
 '''Michael:''' Yeah, so?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' You can find me right now, I live at 14 Branchland Court in Ruckersville, Virginia.
 '''Michael:''' I don't know who this is, but, uh, it's a waste of everbody's time.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Shut the hell up.
 [''silence; Michael talks faintly in the background'']
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Oh, come on!
 [''silence; Michael talks faintly in the background'']
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' You shut up!
 [''silence; Michael talks faintly in the background'']
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Yeah.
 [''silence; Michael talks faintly in the background'']
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Hello?
 [''silence'']
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Pussy.
 [''redialed'']
 '''Michael:''' The Game Place, this is Mike. How may I help you?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Listen, boy. You get yo black ass down a gutter and stay there.
 [''pause'']
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' How about you talk to my wife, maybe she can talk some sense into your head?
 [''pause'']
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Hello?
 [''call ends'']

== Bob calls Cole Smithey ==
A troll using a soundboard of Bob prank calls Christian's half brother, [[Cole Smithey]], but with little success...

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==== Transcript ====
'''Answering machine:''' Hi, you've reached Cole-
 '''Cole:''' Hello?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Hey, buddy.
 '''Cole:''' Who is this?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Listen, boy. You get your black ass down in the gutter and stay there.
 '''Cole:''' Hahahahahahaha.
 [''Default Skype hanging up sound, Cole hangs up'']
 [''Redial'']
 '''Answering machine:''' Hi, you've reached Cole at [''"*Bleeped out number*" is displayed on the screen, accompanied by Chris screaming'']. Please leave your telephone number twice, along with your message. Thanks. [''beep'']
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I'm Robert Chandler. Why don't you quit dialin' my number, and go somewhere and play a game with the gutter rats?
 [''Default Skype hanging up sound, troll hangs up'']
 [''tape runs out'']

==Chris calls Golden Corral==
The same troll from the above call utilizes his soundboard once again to prank Charlottesville's local [[Golden Corral]]. Lulz ensue when he engages in a verbal conflict with the restaurant [[Manajerk|Manager]].

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====Transcript====
'''Waitress:''' [unintelligible]
 '''Chris:''' Hello?
 '''Waitress:''' Hello?
 '''Chris:''' How are you?
 '''Waitress:''' Fine.
 '''Chris:''' I'm good!
 [''at the same time''] What? / My name is Christian Weston Chandler.
 '''Waitress:''' I can't understand you.
 '''Chris:''' My name is Christian.
 '''Waitress:''' Uh-huh.
 '''Chris:''' You want me to caress your breasts?
 '''Waitress:''' Aah, hold on.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah.
 [''pause; a radio can be heard playing in the background'']
 '''Chris:''' Hello?
 [''silence'']
 '''Waiter 1''' Good morning, this is [unintelligible] speaking. How can I help you?
 '''Chris:''' Hello?
 '''Waiter 1''' Hello?
 '''Chris:''' Shut the hell up. You've been nothing but a- you've been nothing but a pain in my- just a pain in my side!
 '''Waiter 1''' Hello?
 '''Chris:''' You shut up!
 [''pause'']
 '''Chris:''' Oh, come on!
 [''call ends; redialed'']
 '''Waiter 2:''' Golden Corral, [unintelligible], how can I help you?
 '''Chris:''' What the hell. Why are you- why did you start doing this in the first place, you little son of a bitch!
 [''pause'']
 '''Chris:''' Oh, come on!
 [''call ends; redialed'']
 '''Waiter 3:''' Golden Corral of Charlottesville, how can I help you?
 '''Chris:''' I invite you to come- I invite you to write this down. You can find me right now; I live at 14 Branchland Court in Ruckersville, Virginia!
 '''Waiter 3:''' Hello?
 [''call ends; redialed'']
 '''Waiter 4:''' [unintelligible], how can I help you today?
 '''Chris:''' Uh, yeah, you know my address, right? You got MapQuest to come all the way over?
 '''Waiter 4:''' Yeah, you should, [unintelligible], you need the address, man?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah.
 [''at the same time''] [unintelligible] / 14 Branch-
 '''Chris:''' No. 14 Branchland Court. Ruckersville.
 '''Waiter 4:''' I'm sorry, [unintelligible]?
 '''Chris:''' 14 Branchland Court.
 '''Waiter 4:''' In Ruckersville; that's your address. I don't need your address; do you need our address?
 '''Chris:''' I invite you to come- I-
 [''pause'']
 '''Chris:''' What time do you think you can be by my place?
 '''Waiter 4:''' I'm not coming to your place.
 '''Chris:''' You weak little son of a bitch!
 '''Waiter 4:''' Why would we come to your place, man?
 '''Chris:''' You've been nothing but a- you've been nothing but a pain in my- just a pain in my side!
 '''Waiter 4:''' Man, I think you need to stop calling this number, because I don't know what's up, but obviously you've [unintelligible] from somewhere, and you're calling our restaurant, and we do not deliver, and I don't know who you are, so [unintelligible] you need to stop calling, thank you.
 '''Chris:''' Oh, come on!
 [''call ends; redialed'']
 '''Waiter 5:''' Good afternoon, thank you for calling Golden Corral of Charlottesville, this is [unintelligible] speaking, how can I help you [unintelligible]?
 '''Chris:''' You shut up!
 '''Waiter 5:''' Okay, look. Let me be really frank with you. Stop calling this damn number, bitch. Alright? [unintelligible] I suggest-
 '''Chris:''' Shut the hell up.
 '''Waiter 5:''' [unintelligible]
 '''Chris:''' You shut up!
 [''call ends; redialed'']
 '''Manager:''' Hello!
 '''Chris:''' At least I don't go around lying, pretending that I am an astronaut.
 '''Manager:''' Who is this?
 '''Chris:''' My name is Christian.
 '''Manager:''' Why do you keep calling here?
 '''Chris:''' You've been nothing but a- you've been nothing but a pain in my- just a pain in my side!
 '''Manager:''' [unintelligible]
 '''Chris:''' My name is Christian Weston Chandler.
 '''Manager:''' Christian what?
 '''Chris:''' Christian Weston Chandler.
 '''Manager:''' Okay, well, you need to stop calling us [unintelligible], okay?
 '''Chris:''' No.
 '''Manager:''' Yeah; otherwise I'm going to have to call the police.
 '''Chris:''' 14 Branchland Court. Ruckersville.
 '''Manager:''' 14 Branchland Court, Ruckersville.
 '''Chris:''' Go ahead, go ahead and take it to the police!
 '''Manager:''' I will, because we have no idea who you are!
 '''Chris:''' Yeah.
 '''Manager:''' Now, do you have a home number? I can have somebody from our [unintelligible] contact you.
 '''Chris:''' No.
 '''Manager:''' [unintelligible] so you don't want us calling your damn phone, do ya?
 '''Chris:''' 14 Branchland Court.
 '''Manager:''' Yep, that's what I'm writing down, man. And, uh, stop calling the damn phone, okay? 'Cause you're crazy.
 '''Chris:''' I don't know.

==Phone Harassment==
A troll using a soundboard of Bob harasses several people over the phone. Lulz ensues.

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==Bob calls the US Department of Education==

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-yX5D9hAmk

[[Category:Phone calls]]

CWCki:Community Portal

2010-05-19T07:53:49Z

Squirrelbait: /* An eyewitness emerges */

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Please consult the archives to make sure your concern hasn't already been posted before:

[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 1]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 2]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 3]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 4]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 5]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 6]]

== I want to warn other women ==

Hello, my name is Jackie. Jesus, I can't believe I'm doing this.

Long story short, I'm in the market for a boyfriend and I posted online, thinking I would give it a shot. I meet a guy named Christian Weston Chandler. Guess where this is going.

I didn't know anything about this guy before I met him there. I talked back and forth with him for a bit on email, got to know him a little. I didn't know he was such an internet freak. But he told me all about this cwcki site, because I wanted to know more about him and I wanted him to make a video for me. He initially refused to make a video for me because he said it "got him in trouble before". I didn't know what he meant, so he sent me here to see videos of him talking to previous girlfriends and how the nasty trolls got him in trouble for it. Mind you, he was very careful to remind me that this website is full of lies and shouldn't be trusted, despite the fact he himself sent me here.

But I respected the fact he was at least being honest with me about this online shit. Or so it seemed. I watched a bunch of his videos, got more and more disturbed by them. I questioned him on some things, like how he apparently cheated on one of his ex-girlfriends with some other girl online. As was quite insulting (but not at all surprising now that I've familiarized myself with this site), he lied to me and said it never happened. Even though he himself admitted to cheating on her in a video HE MADE.

And a bunch of other shit he lied about too. Like professing his love for me every five minutes, even though he COULDN'T REMEMBER MY FUCKING NAME. Check this video out: http://www.mediafire.com/?zzivjw32mlj
I asked him to make me a video showing me his female-pleasuring skills (this was before I started to realize what a disgusting piece of shit he is), and he CALLS ME BY HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND'S NAME.

So there you go, have at it. He calls this website full of liars, but as far as I can tell he's a worthless piece of shit and this site is pretty frank about it. I'm fucking done dealing with him but I thought I'd contribute my experience as a warning to all the other women in Virginia.--[[User:JaxRomy|JaxRomy]] 12:24am, 22 April 2010 (EST)

:* Hello Jackie, and welcome. I am sorry you had to encounter Christian without any prior warning- the truth must be shocking and a little frightening (you know he twice tried to convince the trolls to trick him into raping someone who was [[rocky|trying to help him and only looking out for his best interests]], right?). I'm sure I speak for everyone here when I say that you are most welcome here, and that your experience will be added to the massive (and growing) pile of documentation regarding this mental man and his life. Your goal of warning others is a noble one and I invite you to come, join in the documentation and study of Christian Weston Chandler. Again, you have my sympathies. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 04:54, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Glad to be of service! Also, if you feel like you want to, you can add a better profile for him to Dontdatehimgirl.com--there's been one up there since 4chan/SA found his comic in 2007 and it's woefully out of date. And sorry you had to put up with being in a relationship with Chris. You are also welcome to contribute any information you want.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 04:58, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Welcome, Jackie, and I apologize for the inconvenience you had in registering for a new account. If you have any questions or concerns, feel free to leave a message on my [[User talk:Champthom|talk page]].--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:01, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Chris chan, "cute"? Lol. Anyway, welcome. --[[User:James Lamp-Eye|James Lamp-Eye]] 05:08, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*At least Chris had the lack of sense to point you here and warn you of what you were in for if you met him. Every new bit of Chris we see is darker and more disturbing than the last. This site does little more than hold a mirror up to Chris and let his own words speak for themselves. Enjoy exploring the man-child-sized bullet you just dodged. Any and all contributions you wish to make would be most appreciated. As you can see, we "trolls" are mainly fascinated observers of the perversion of nature known as Christian Chandler. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 05:31, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Jackie, I am so sorry you had to go through this.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:58, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Welcome and we're sorry for what you had to experience with Chris. You were lucky he pointed you here so soon. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 06:01, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Welcome Jackie and thank you for sharing your experience with us. I must congratulate you on your fortitude. The video he sent you make me feel quite nauseous and it's not even aimed at me! Yes, Christian Chandler is quite the sick puppy we describe and yet your e-mails are filled with juicy details and interesting anecdotes. You have proven your value and you are most welcome here among us. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 06:10, 22 April 2010 (UTC)
:*Hey, there. I'm so sorry about what happened between you and Chris, but it was for the best, yes? Hope you have fun here. じゃね!--[[User:SniperFire16|SniperFire16]] 13:21, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

== YOU ARE FAGGOTS ==

every single last one of you. seriously. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:52, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
* We love you too, Clyde. --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 02:05, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
:* Indeed. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 02:06, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
::* Have my babiez, plz?--[[User:SniperFire16|SniperFire16]] 03:24, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
*I want you inside me, Clyde. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:30, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
*Oh Clyde, you're too nice. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 03:25, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
*Cool.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:40, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
*Yes. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 12:47, 23 April 2010 (UTC)

== Icon Templates ==

So I've added some code to the icon templates (and even added the normal icon template code to about a third of the shirt icons) so we can toggle the text labels for the icons. I mainly forsee this being useful for the video boxes on articles, rather than having to type '''<nowiki>{{BlueRedSleeveRugby}}</nowiki> Blue & Red Sleeve Rugby''', you can type '''<nowiki>{{BlueRedSleeveRugby|text=yes}}</nowiki>''' to generate the same effect. It also allows all uses of the icon template to be easily updated, should we decided to do something like rename a shirt.

I notice that there is a lot of inconsistency on pages with videos - some use icon templates, some don't - so do partly, probably due to new icon templates having later been made. So my plan is to revisit pages with videos and update them to use the templates. My dilemma is - should the format for showing the text be: '''<nowiki>{{Icontemplate|text=yes}}</nowiki>''' or '''<nowiki>{{Icontemplate|text}}</nowiki>''' or something else? --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:56, 24 April 2010 (UTC)

:Oh and examples of the icons with their respective text labels can be found [[User:Anonymax/Sandbox2|here]]. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:59, 24 April 2010 (UTC)
:I reallllly need some feedback on this. Plz replai --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 11:17, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
:*Hey mate, looks fantastic. In my position as a complete nobody I approve of this change. Going back and retroactively changing every video is gunna be interesting, however... -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 22:32, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
:* It's a good job Anonymax. Well done- I was watching as you put them up last night, you've done a great job with them --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 22:38, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

:Well I had to make the change to the templates so the default behaviour was not to show the label - in an ideal world, the default would be to show the label. I'm currently a fan of the '''<nowiki>{{Icontemplate|text}}</nowiki>''' way of triggering the display of labels - and unless anyone comes up with a reason to set it a different way, I'll make some changes soon. Yes the task of going through every page with video templates is going to take some time - however, it will help make all of them consistent. We like consistency. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 00:58, 26 April 2010 (UTC)
:Added some more code to my sandbox version of an icon template - now the template will accept custom text:
::*'''<nowiki>{{Icontemplate}}</nowiki>''' produces {{Comics}}
::*'''<nowiki>{{Icontemplate|text}}</nowiki>''' produces {{Comics|text}}
::*'''<nowiki>{{Icontemplate|Some Text}}</nowiki>''' produces {{Comics|Some Text}}
: A more flexible solution methinks --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 01:32, 26 April 2010 (UTC)

:*That works well, good job --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 02:43, 26 April 2010 (UTC)
:*I think I'm happy with the sandbox example for icon templates and their usage - but any suggestions for improvements before I start to apply it to all templates would be good --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 14:54, 26 April 2010 (UTC)

All icon templates have been updated now. The process of editing each video page to make use of the templates is slowly underway. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 02:26, 4 May 2010 (UTC)

== Sonichu update ==

I noticed today that some troll has "updated" Sonichu 11 with some new pages. Does anybody know who is this troll?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:06, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

Protip: When stuff appears on CWCipedia, we put it there. Clyde in all likelyhood. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 00:09, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

Then the troll failed in completely capturing Chris's fail. The comic is actually well done and funny. But in all seriousness, i'm starting to thinkg that its alec after seeing th sonichu 11 page here.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:14, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

nah, the style is different, take for example the sonichu revolution pages, they are more blunt and the chris chan character ends up being the lazy jerk he usually is, while his characters are more kind and/or dumber than usual. This one has chris chan acting with reason, and focuses more onto the sonichus, and how they should really react on theyr miserable lives, on the other hand, this does go with someof the plans i've read around the CWCipedia.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 00:24, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

It was originally done by a PVCC poster, and appeared there first. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 00:34, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
:It's hilarious. I'm thinking I'll add this to the CWC blog page, with a note saying that Wikisysop's account was "hacked" and not TRUE AND HONEST. Gotta keep up appearances, you know.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 00:40, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
::Its funny until the end, when its just pretty depresing, but as realistic as it could be.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:54, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

== An attempt to rebuild old bridges ==

Hello friends. Embarrassed as I was by Chris's DEPLORABLE behavior concerning his latest female victim, I decided to write a letter to express my sheerest disapproval with his habitual dishonesty. Inspired by that young woman's disclosure of her correspondences, here is the letter I posted:

{{quoteboxred|From: Alec-Chan Asperchu <albasperchu@live.com>
To: Mayor Ian Brandon Anderson <chrischansonichu@aol.com>

Hey, Chris, it's Alec. How you doing?

Some of my fans linked me to that new girl Jackie on the cwcki, all those emails between you two. Too bad she broke the confidence you two had, I didn't think that was necessary. But I like best the part where she thinks I was you and asks you about my comics, and you respond by saying I was some guy who made a "fan-fiction" of Sonichu and have been trying to "1-up" you this whole time. Wow, Chris, way to go back on your fucking word once again. Remember when you told me you understood Asperchu was original and that it had nothing to do with Sonichu? Guess that was a lie. I'd say I am disappointed but since you've lied to me dozens of times already, this is pretty predictable. By the way, I can't really "1-up" a comic that stopped being produced for months at a time, anyway.

On a more positive note, however, I'm happy you ARE finally working on your comic again. Between all my responsibilities and my own comic, it was getting pretty stressful to try to pick up your comic for you, too. I especially like that you decided to kill Sandy (this page: http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_11/Page_27 is my favorite one). Even though you lied to Jackie repeatedly (that's why she dumped you, by the way), it's nice to see that you're now owning up to the fact that Sandy isn't your character any more than Simonla was.

Hope Patty is eating your soul,

Alec

P.S. Hey, you like God of War, don't you? Does your recent video mean you want Kratos to wear a bra? Most men don't have boobs like you do, you know.}}

I kept things positive and very cordial, as you can see; I wished to make peace. Here was Chris's reply:

{{quotebox|From: Mayor Ian Brandon Anderson <chrischansonichu@aol.com>
To: Alec-Chan Asperchu <albasperchu@live.com>

Shut up.}}

Following this he blocked my email (again). I wish I could say I was disheartened, but as we know this isn't the first time my olive branch has been slapped away... --[[User:ALBASPERCHU|ALBASPERCHU]] 21:52, 24 April 2010 (CST)

:Alec, every time you post it's like a tiny gift from the heavens.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:04, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
::Seconded.--[[User:SniperFire16|SniperFire16]] 22:18, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
:*Alec, I want you. Bad. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 22:29, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
: Alec, if you are ever in new york you are welcome here

== Internal Server Error 500 ==

Over the past 15min, I've noticed this error occurring more frequently. Also the site seems to be running slower today. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 17:35, 26 April 2010 (UTC) - observing
:Now getting worse again --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 00:45, 27 April 2010 (UTC)

Not noticed it in any seriousness for a while --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 10:14, 27 April 2010 (UTC)

== The most retarded thing ever ==

http://cwctwitter.wikia.com/wiki/CWCville_Twitter_Wiki

and legi0n complained about ed. jesus christ. they even stole the box template that i stole from halcy :( --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 12:17, 27 April 2010 (UTC)
*A wiki for Sonichu Joke Twitters. Oh internet, you never cease to amaze.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 17:46, 27 April 2010 (UTC)

== CWCpedia down ==

am i the only one getting an error when trying to enter cwcpedia? has chris taken the page down?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 11:20, 29 April 2010 (UTC)
:Chris can't take it down. It's just 110MB being stupid again.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 14:44, 29 April 2010 (UTC)

== A Question... ==

Has anyone here thought of trying to send Christian a copy of "Undateable"? I think the book might break his brain... I mean, one of thing things listed in that book that makes a guy Undateable is "he plays videogames"... you all see where I'm going with this? -Keeperofthekorteenee
:This might be an idea. If you got some spare money, please send him a copy. By the way, to sign your post, you need to type the symbol "~" four times. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 01:46, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
:*This is interesting. Let me give it some thought, although to be honest Chris doesn't want to make himself more datable, he wants the ''standards of the entire eligable female population of the world to change to accomodate him''. That's why, no matter how many times people say ''Girls are the metal, boys are the magnets'' he will scream denials and complain that it ''should be'' or, alternatively, ''sometimes is'' the other way around. Chris not only does not want to improve himself, he ''actively resists'' such attempts because he is perfect and you can't improve on perfection. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:34, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
Remember when Vivian sent a book to Chris? Any book you send Chris, that isn't positive stupid advice like "How To Talk To Girls" won't make any sort of effect on him.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 04:54, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
 
I think the Jackie emails have shown us exactly how little Chris is prepared to go through for china, I seriously doubt that he'll make as immense an improvement as giving up his precious vidya for it. Besides, he outright ''refused'' to sell any of his videogames or game systems during the Miyamoto saga, and let's keep in mind that the manchild has like 500 games and 10 game systems
No, I'm afraid Chris will forever be a virgin with rage, unless maybe he gets the chance of a free hooker again (he did accept a fatty/redhead as a potential sweetheart). [[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 21:22, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
:Chris is able to call the entire practice of Psychology stupid simply because it doesn't match up with his opinions on aspergers. The manchild can Mental Block shit like you wouldn't believe.
:If someone sent him the book, he would just toss it in the giant pile of crap in his room and forget about it. On the slim chance that he actually did read it he would either mental block it (Well that's just your OPINION/That's debatable) or miss the point completely (Wow! Good thing none of these apply to me, because I'm perfect). If we go for the best possible outcome here and assume he both reads it, and misses the point completely, we might get some moderate lulz if he chooses to make a video and lecture us all on how much he knows about dating, but the chances of that happening are near-zero.
:Still, if you wanna buy Chris free stuff, be my guest.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 22:07, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
To all of you... good point. I'm a bit new to mocking this idiot manchild; I'll catch up eventually... [[User:Keeperofthekorteenee|Keeperofthekorteenee]] 22:42, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
 
:Welcome, friend, and enjoy the ride. I reccomend [[Chris and art]] and [[Chris and English]], two of my favs :D [[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 22:52, 4 May 2010 (UTC)

== Hello All ==

New user here, been browsing this excellent site for a few days now, after first hearing about Chris last year. Look forward to becoming a contributing member of CWCki, and thought I'd post here to 1. Offer my aid/support/whatever in regards to future trolling efforts (You guys have done some really excellent work, if I may say so), and 2. Let it be known that the PVCC forum is apparently having trouble in regards to getting new-user registration past the "fill in your data and submit for registration" phase (I realize that it's a private forum, and that may well be by design, but I thought I'd speak up on the off chance that it's not intentional). Anyway, I suppose that's all I have to say at the moment, so... Yeah. Hello. [[User:RobGoblin|RobGoblin]] 17:16, 6 May 2010 (UTC)

:y hello thar--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 20:01, 7 May 2010 (UTC)
:Hiii <(^_^)> [[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:08, 8 May 2010 (UTC)
::The PVCC registrations are being submitted, but the handling of the confirmation page is broken. It's a known issue - unlikely to be fixed soon though. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 01:47, 8 May 2010 (UTC)

Hello Rob. And Hello CWCKi. I am another new user, and I would also like to offer my assistance as a writer/contributor as well as in any future trolling efforts. I first heard about CWC from monkeyoaaron's (sp?) Ear Rape Coffee video on the youtube. So I did a little research and found CWC's TRUE and HONEST videos of fail. I found out about the CWCki when Hells1ng920 posted his epic rant on youtube, he had a link to this website so I clicked it and it led me here, and now I'm a member, so I will talk to you all later! [[User:U2rockfan|U2rockfan]] 11:50, 8 May 2010 (UTC) (Patriot720 on Youtube)

Hello, everyone. I am new here, although I've lurked for quite a bit, and I would like to commend you for all your dedication towards chronicling the manchild's life. I've been missing out on the action for way too long, and I'm eager and willing to help this wiki grow and expand. I dutifully offer my services as a contributor and participant of any trolling attempts. Anyways, hello! :D-[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 02:33, 15 May 2010 (UTC)

== Performance styles ==

I have been browsing aorund the videos for a while and noticed that maybe we could add "Racist" to the performance styles as they have been relatively frequent. (the jugaloo, bunny hop video, the surfshack tito saga videos and possibly some others i may have missed).[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:12, 8 May 2010 (UTC)

== 500 Internal Server Error ==
Is it any better now? [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 20:08, 8 May 2010 (UTC)

== Chris is dead, now what ==

So lets say that our hero decides to become an hero what becomes of the wiki ? --[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 06:55, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
:i never realized that. but i doubt that chris would become an hero. i think it would be by diabetes or a heart attack. but either way i fear the day, as it would mean that the cwcki would go down.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 12:39, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
:*The CWCki will remain as a warning to future generations. The mistakes of CWC must never be repeated. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 13:08, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

That is actually something I have wondered for a while. What if Chris died? Hhhmmm...Well, for one thing, Da Update would certainly slow down. CWCipedia would either shut down, be turned into a monument to Chris or be opened to trolls again. And then CWCki would become a site for literal Christorians, and everyone would just be devoted to researching Chris's life. Then one day, Cogs sells the information to a movie studio, and we get Christian Weston Chandler: The Movie. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 13:21, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

== Visual consistency of comic Chris ==

Anyone notice how Chris has drawn himself looking like 50 different people across all these issues?
Anyway, I'm thinking of either adding an article about this or incorporating it into the comic chris page as a special section, any thoughts?
[[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 18:54, 10 May 2010 (UTC)
*At one point, I wanted to collaborate every depiction of Chris into one image, but given he draws himself differently so many times, it is a Herculean task. If you feel like it, go for it. I'd say that this could easily be incorporated into the character page for Chris's comic book self. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:25, 10 May 2010 (UTC)

==Gamefaqs==
[http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/user.php?board=960619&topic=54555151&user=5492961 Profile]

[http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/960619-modnation-racers/54555151 Modnation]

[http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/975212-super-street-fighter-iv/54555218 Street Fighter]

The writing style's pretty close. If it's a troll, he's either too subtle for his own good, or has no real goal other than "Pretend to be Chris".--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 17:47, 11 May 2010 (UTC)
*Get Clyde to confirm or deny it and we'll go from there. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:50, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
:*Sir yes sir.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 07:28, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
*That thing reeks of Chris. I would bet money that it's him. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 08:23, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
*Believe it or not, I think Chris can spell separate. And also,it doesn't seem like him to try to help people. * "I will personally Not Judge one or ''Separate'' any individual People as such"
From the CWC Blog
[[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 17:50, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
* Chris's writing style is highly inconsistent. Also, he's not "helping" them, it's more like he's trying to "rally the masses" so he can port his save data from one game to another. Or something like that.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 17:57, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
* "Rally the masses", I like that, it seems just like something he would do. But still, I have my doubts, some elaborate trolling might be set up here. In any case, I don't think we should concern ourselves with this until it's confirmed it's Chris or Chris responds to it being false. [[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 18:03, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
*Well, he could be a troll, but Occams's razor leads me to say he's the real deal. Here's another thread Chris posted in: [http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/960619-modnation-racers/54377904?page=4]. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 19:34, 12 May 2010 (UTC)

== Memo on uploading images ==

If you upload images you found on other sites, try to source the HONEST and ORIGINAL creator when possible, or at least where you found it. It's good wiki policy in general. Likewise, try to use Creative Commons stuff whenever possible. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:53, 12 May 2010 (UTC)

== Sydney Kirsch ==

In the wake of the [[Jackie]] emails, on or about the 22nd of April a brave <s>troll</s> woman named Sydney Kirsch mistook Chris for "[[Liquid|another Chris]]" at [[The Game Place]], with whom she had intended to do some Poke'mon related business. Since she had forgotten this handsome, devilishly charming man's e-mail address, she simply googled Chris and The Game Place then e-mailed the first place that came up. The following is all record of what took place...

Sydney had the noble end-goal of wanting to get Chris to resume answering the mailbags, by trading naked pictures of herself for answered questions. Unfortunately... things did not turn out that way at all.

Some subject matter (mostly audio clips and voice mail messages) have not been posted because they are mostly irrelevant, don't add to the story and/or don't contain input from Chris. Note that the date/time stamps on e-mails are for Virginia time, while the date/time stamps on audio clips are [[PandaHalo|Adelaide, Australia time]]. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]]

*Dude, don't forget to sign your posts! Anyways, I moved all the stuff about Sydney [[User:Ronichu/Sydney|here]] because I didn't expect you to make an entire damn page on the community portal about her. I can confirm that Chris was in contact with Sydney so yeah, we could make a regular page for her. For the time being, there's that user page. Not sure what to call a page for her though - most pages that are about the person are about the person them self and not so much the actual conversations they had with Chris (see [[Vanessa Hudgens]] versus [[Vanessa Saga]]). Yet this isn't a proper saga, given the nature of it. We can't just call it e-mails because there's also those two call. So mostly we need a name for this page and we can post stuff there.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:55, 12 May 2010 (UTC)

:* I agree that it's definitely not a saga. If you look at the saga timeline someone drew up, the sagas are getting remarkably shorter and shorter. I honestly think to be a saga it has to provoke significant public response from Chris over at least a few months. I don't know what to call it; maybe 'Sydney Contacts'? To be honest, as I said before Champ, I don't know if there's really much here at all. Chris is getting more desperate, he is still looking online but hoping to move it offline ASAP, Chris can't remember people's names... Probably the only significant information in this whole thing is that if you try to call Chris and be a faggot, it will not work so don't try. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 00:14, 13 May 2010 (UTC)

* Jesus, even Chris was bored by those emails. What would be the point of yet another e-girlfriend, anyway? Just stop it already. [[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 21:37, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
:*The point was to get him to restart the mailbags and nothing more. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 22:59, 12 May 2010 (UTC)

== the manchild reverts the changes. ==

It seems that CWC has reverted most of the changes done by his "fan". Apparently, character development is the cancer that will kill sonichu. I saved the changes that were deleted by america's most hated autist. Also apparently, Bubbles is jewish.
{{quoteboxred|The reason he wanted to work with Mary Lee Walsh is because he wanted to align himself with anyone who would do his bidding; however, eventually she wanted to backstab him and then destroyed him.Count Graduon is currently dead, but soon he will return as the evil God Graduon and attack Vamprosa. Sonichu had not evolved into Metonic at that point and soon God Graduon will take over his body.}}

{{quoteboxred|:Zapina had a sad, lonely life. Her parents were killed by the evil Evan. She used to live in a 2 story house with her mom and dad. One day, Evan was really angry about the popular mayor so he took a gun and shot them dead. Then he lit their house on fire and Zapina had to run away.
Eventually Zapina found comfort in the home of Simonla Rosechu. Evan did not like this and had Simonla killed.
It turns out, before Zapina was born, her mom and dad owned a factory where they produced Pokeballs. Evan was a lazy worker at the factory and wanted revenge because they fired him.
Soon Zapina would form a relationship with Ganster Sonichu; however, Gangster Sonichu broke up with Zapina because he was dating her to cover up his homosexuality. Zapina would soon be great friends with Sandy Rosechu to help get over her break up.}}

{{quoteboxred|Cera Rosechu is a very pretty Rosechu who will grow up to become a strong-willed Rosechu. Her mom does not have a lot of time to take care of her because she is too busy saving the day, so her babysitter Heather, takes cares of her.
Her babysitter is a lesbian, however Cera does not grow up to be a lesbian. She is straight like her brother and other sister. Her future husband will be Blake and Bubbles's child who is called Kyle Sonichu.
Kyle and Cera are currently in kindergarten being taught by their teacher Mrs. Lyra. Mrs. Lyra is frustrated because Kyle and Cera keep talking in class. Cera is not very good with her mathematics and she often asks Kyle for help.}}
[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 21:40, 14 May 2010 (UTC)
:Why are you writing this here and not in the CWCipedia tracker? --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 21:48, 14 May 2010 (UTC)
:*<s>didn't know how. i'm going to right now.</s> someone already did it[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 23:05, 14 May 2010 (UTC)
:If Chris reverted the changes without comment, then we need to have the girls make more changes. That ought to infuriate him. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 22:42, 14 May 2010 (UTC)
::He still hasn't reverted the changes made to the captain's log on the main page. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:12, 14 May 2010 (UTC)
:::Yeah, and I think I know why. This is pure speculation, but I think Chris just checks the recent changes page to get told what's going on. Daria Camacho made a bunch of changes with her account set to bot, and the default setting on that page is to hide bot edits. Chris hasn't reverted them because he has no idea they happened at all.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:38, 15 May 2010 (UTC)
::::Actually, chris did not revert all the edits. the vamprosa page daria set up is unchanged and he didn't delete completely the graduon page. what i copied was just what he deleted.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 13:42, 15 May 2010 (UTC)
::::Well then I think it's clear that the correct course of action is mass bot vandalism. He'll have no idea what hit him. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 02:44, 15 May 2010 (UTC)
:::::Yes! Do this! --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 16:20, 15 May 2010 (UTC)

== Broken audio links ==

Someone, do me a favor and post here pages that need working links to audio downloads and stuff like that. I believe one of the concern with transcribing some of the Mumble chats is that we have no working audio links so we need to fix that. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:01, 15 May 2010 (UTC)

Boss, the ones I could find are:

Mumble 12

CWCCumsforaCat

JackThaddius Call 2

JackThaddius Call 3

Julie Reveals Herself

DPF Phonecall

There may be more. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 15:54, 15 May 2010 (UTC)

== CHRIS IS STUPID ==
http://pastebin.com/1YndZLqf [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:04, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
*Wait was this chris telling Anonymous to piss off or somebody talking to chris? if it was the former, yeah he's fucked.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:18, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
:*god damn can you even read the first fucking line of the fucking thing? [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:23, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
*This sounds like Rocky.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 01:20, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
:*this is too fucking retarded to be from anyone else. chris is just trying to justify his fucking atrocious reputation of being a retard. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:23, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
:**But since when has he been trolled by Anonymous? When did chris send this email out?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 02:06, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
::*he's probably referring to the old meaning of anonymous. you know, before 4chan. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 02:08, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
:::*He might not even make the distinction between his current trolls and the anons. Anyway this is a pretty neat document. Any idea where we should put it? Do we have any extra context?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:41, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
::* The e-mail is now the featured quote in the cwcpedia. Well at least the last lines.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 22:05, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
original e-mail:
{{quotebox|<nowiki>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5a7HN0pa0w&feature=related</nowiki>

This was part of a radio show from a few months ago. It resurfaced recently and I had a listen.

If you wonder why this applies to you: skip to 7:00.

A woman comments about how YOU will be part of her nightmares now.

This is what normal people, not trolls, think of you. If you really think it's just trolls who have formed a bad opinion of you, think again. Just letting you know.}} [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 21:22, 17 May 2010 (UTC)

I don't see how anyone could have a good or even neutral opinion of Chris after hearing/reading about him. --[[User:Shotaru|Shotaru]] 22:28, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
*maybe its because chris is the epitome of self delution.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 22:43, 17 May 2010 (UTC)

Anyone want to hazard a guess as to why he thinks he's a good person in real life? Is he just wanting real companionship, or does he actually think that he's better in real life? If the former, he's still prime troll bait, but if it's the latter, we better pray he doesn't find a more forgiving Young Adult Social Group orwhateverthefuckitis. If he gets people in real life, and he realises he's screwed up on the internet, he won't be coming back. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 23:32, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
:If you remember from the Greene County conspiracy video, he said that he called up Rocky to see if anyone would come to the extreme sports show with him, and no one ever called back. It's obvious what's happening here. People are avoiding Chris out of disgust, because he is bad and he smells bad. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 23:53, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
::* If there is one thing I am glad for in this life it's that you cannot smell someone over the Internet. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 01:16, 18 May 2010 (UTC)
::*Wait, I can see what's going on. First, remember that Chris thinks everyone is simply afraid of him--in fact, they're repulsed by his appearance/odor/behavior. He's found out about that murder case, and seems to think that it's one of those things that can happen in relationships. This is simply an extension of the "THEY ARE AFRAID OF AUTISTICS" line of thought--he thinks people look at him and think "OH NO A BAD GUY". Or perhaps someone just told him what a horrible person he was. His definition of "horrible person" is "guy who makes me stop using Simonla" or "guy who kills ex girlfriend", not "Overweight, odorous, naive, lying manchild"--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 01:42, 18 May 2010 (UTC)
:::*Makes sense to me. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 01:52, 18 May 2010 (UTC)
:::*I rather see it as a "Pity Plea". A creepy "I could had loved her" scenario. As far as the YASG goes, I guess Wallflower talked about her ordeal and even good-thinking Christians made the choice of keeping him away. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 02:05, 18 May 2010 (UTC)
::::*Which raises the question, where will he go next? Charlottesville is a pretty small place, judging by the Google Maps screenshots. My own town is about the same size, and everyone knows all the crazy people around. I'd imagine Chris has a very similar reputation, probably due to a mix of his IRL activitites and troll activity. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:55, 18 May 2010 (UTC)
:::::*Well, Chris is obviously the village idiot, but the question is if he even realizes that himself. For all we know, he considers himself the grand master of Charlottesville and thinks everyone is honored to live in the same area. It sounds stupid and unlikely, but this is Chris we're talking about. Unless he's claimed otherwise, I don't think he'd even be aware of having a reputation like that. --[[User:Shotaru|Shotaru]] 21:52, 18 May 2010 (UTC)
:::::*I like to think that all the kids in Charlottesville believe that the Chandler Household haunted by fat, man-eating monsters. I can just imagine some girls having a sleepover nearby and one of them getting dared to go in it. Hilarity Ensues. And by Hilarity Ensues, I mean Raep Happens. :)[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 02:11, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
::::::*what's sad is that it would not be very far from reality. though we could count on bob to protect them...for now.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 02:37, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
::::::*Well, only if he hasn't died yet. D:[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 03:28, 19 May 2010 (UTC)

== joinage ==

So I sent Chris a link to a Pokemon forum asking him to join. I also told him that it'd be awesome if someone as 'recognized' as him would join and such crap. Now, what are the chances that he'll actually join? I mean, we could do some pretty nice trolling should he actually join. :D So... yeah. That's all. <s>please don't kill me</s>[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 04:11, 19 May 2010 (UTC)

== An eyewitness emerges ==

[http://legi0n.789chan.org/cwc/res/41019.html Gamer Paulo tells us about Chris at the Game Place.] --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 05:09, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
*We (at least certain people) are working on establishing the validity of this account (i.e. asking Mimms and Lucas to comment on PVCC). Once we get confirmation, we can add it here. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:15, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
*I'm going to call troll--you'd think Chris would boast about the time Mimms supposedly begged him for forgiveness. That would have been a massive boost to his ego and you just know he would have mentioned it somewhere. But other than that I wish the rest was true, espicially the part where Snorlax sat down on the floor and rambled about Greene County.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 05:23, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
*It does seem sort of suspect - The guy claiming to verify him as the Gym Leader at TGP reeks of samefag, at least imho. [[User:RobGoblin|Gobs]] 05:56, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
**Supposed samefag here. I'm just deeply embedded in the Pokemon TCG scene. When I saw the thread I got really excited since someone still playing the game there had (or claimed to have) interacted with Chris. Posted PMs exchanged @Pokegym.net/forums in #sonichu via screencap. (Links here: [http://tinypic.com/r/10wv2w7/6 1] [http://tinypic.com/r/29kweg3/6 2] [http://tinypic.com/r/2q1cmkp/6 3] [http://tinypic.com/r/2hcqkah/6 4] [http://tinypic.com/r/vg5r8x/6 5] [http://tinypic.com/r/2r6ebk3/6 6]) The only thing that I couldn't find was his real name. Usually it's on the Organized Play website but The Game Place's page doesn't have a contact name (Neither did the "Virginia Pokemon" website, and the few people I know who play in VA didn't know either.) A quick google search got me a post on the Gym by user PokeMedic who said they'd recently taken over as League Leader at the Charlottesville location. I've had an account there for years, PM'd the person expecting no response. Surprisingly I received confirmation. The way our conversation panned out, he appears to be legit, or at the very least the current League Leader at the Game Place. Hopefully Mimms or Lucas can provide a name. [[User:Skuntank|Skuntank]] 06:58, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
**PokeMedic? As in, Medic the mod on /cwc/? Now that would make me lol if he's behind this trolling effort. I'm suspicious that Paulo's original post in the thread implies that he first heard about cwcki and /cwc/ and only recently read the ED article, even though he's been in on the Chris-GamePlace saga since "day one." Wut? [[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 07:53, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
*Sounds like a troll to me. Besides, he's aware of this wiki's existence, so why didn't he post it here in the first place? And he seems to be avoiding giving direct answer/saying something we don't know. Also, WTF with Megan being a manipulative bitch?[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 06:13, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
*OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE BACKGROUND [[User:RobGoblin|RobGoblin]] 06:25, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
**Adblock Plus, dude. Find the image, filter, seizure over. [[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 07:53, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
*Totally not a troll. I was hoping to get my feet wet in this because Mike really wanted to get in on this but can't commit to it. Mimms will confirm, but he's not going to say nice things about me and likewise. --Gamer Paulo 06:38, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
*Troll or not, his take on Megan is one that I'm sure myself and a lot of others have suspected is closer to the truth for a long time. This isn't some teen movie where the shy, friendly girl is spit on by the blonde cheerleader clique for no reason. In the real world, if you don't have friends there is probably a good reason for it, and we know that Megan really didn't have any. She's also a Nazi fetishist in her twenties that still plays Pokemon, traces Sonic recolors and Sailor Moons, and uses a retard for material gain, these are all known facts. I find it hard to buy that she was just some innocent demure flower ruined by Chris's actions (which is not to say Chris would not have been perfectly capable of doing so if it was in fact the case) [[User:Hurrrr2|Hurrrr2]] 06:39, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
*(Stress sighs) Since /cwc/ is in seizure mode, somebody requested that I upload a screencap of the thread. Here ya go. [http://s000.tinyupload.com/index.php?file_id=00599092886322880810]--[[User:Inetlumberjack|Inetlumberjack]] 07:08, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
**I'm pretty sure that the seizure background is to make sure "you-know-who" doesn't read it. --[[User:Espanolic|Espanolic]] 07:17, 19 May 2010 (UTC)

User talk:Edward

2010-05-13T01:11:51Z

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My talk page. Say whatever here.

And please: New section for each new subject.

== Trolling Plans ==
my brother used to live one hour away from him, but moved. I'm sure there are many dedicated trolls who would be willing to carry out these plans. --[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 23:15, 26 February 2010 (UTC)

Well then, If you can find someone then go for it. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 03:21, 27 February 2010 (UTC)
== Mao ==
warn the chairman that cwc plans to curse him-Dan D

== Lie ==
You might wanna check [[Talk:Fail]]. Yawning Squirtle Redux and I are thinking that it, too, should be deleted. I'm more than willing to pluck out the redlinks to both. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 18:53, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
*I was well aware of that discussion. I was merely saying, that you're gonna be the one handling that. But if you are willing to sort it all out then thats fine. I'm not one to question a Grammar Nazi. You guys know what your doing. I just lurk here. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 20:16, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
:*Never mind. Champthom thinks this is a bad idea so I'm withdrawing. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 20:43, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
:**Alright. Good luck with the piping genocide then. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 20:47, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

== This is not productive at all, BUUUT ==

I just wanted to say that Snake Eater is an amazing song and that you're awesome for liking it. --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 00:07, 14 April 2010 (UTC)
*Thanks. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 01:05, 14 April 2010 (UTC)

== Article Plans ==
Asexuality doesn't need an article, as it doesn't fit into anything to do with Chris, beyond a passing mention (which it already has). If you want to update a subsection on something like [[Chris and sex]] then feel free, but really, there's nothing to say.--[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 13:13, 29 April 2010 (UTC)
*Chris has made a few more statements than that before. I don't realy think that his attitudes towards asexuality would really fit in an article section about he is supposedly asexual. I think its a good choice of article to split off. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 16:55, 29 April 2010 (UTC)

==Mark of Shame==

Guess we've got that mark of shame forever. --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 17:02, 29 April 2010 (UTC)
*Yeah. I don't even do most of the shit that the tag is talking about. Cogs is just being unfair now. When all those /cwc/ trolls wanted to harass Edthehedgehog cause they thought he was a furry, CWCki protected him. Now I just screw around on twitter making jokes about killing Sonichu's kids and I get attacked by the head of the CWCki. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 17:04, 29 April 2010 (UTC)
**So are you saying that you are not, in fact, EmoWild? Because I am pretty sure you were one of the more irritating fuckers going on the Twitter feed. --[[User:Team CWCket|Team CWCket]] 17:36, 29 April 2010 (UTC)
***I didn't say I wasn't. I'm just saying that I never did any of the crap i'm being accused of in the box. I can tell you right now that I am definitely not a Sonichu fan. If you found me irritiating then that is your opinion. A good solution would be to not follow me. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 17:42, 29 April 2010 (UTC)
::::* It's not that you are a furry at all, the difference between what was happening with Edthehedgehog and with you is that Edthehedgehog was being spammed by out-of-CWCki trolls. This is Cogs site, and the twitter thing is one of her pet hates. She delisted all of you from the CWCipedia twitter tracker a while back, which should have been enough of a clue that she didn't think it was a great idea. Also, all she did was put a userbox on your page (Which is now protected, so you're safe here), rather than post your details across your page with "I'M A FURRY" written on it. I'm sorry that she's tarred you like this, but you can't complain. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 09:21, 30 April 2010 (UTC)
:::::*Sure I can. I'm being puinished on CWCki for something that happened on another site. And I am not a furry. I was just pissing about with the whole EmoWild thing. It was part of a joke that was going on that started on the Asperpedia forums. I didn't do any of the furry sex shit that Sonichu1 was doing and I didn't spam the feed. I didn't even go on the feed. If I knew that Cogs of all people was going to act like this over something like that then I wouldn't have bothered with the whole thing. I just thought that she would be more mature about this. It wasn't affecting CWCki. It wasn't even affecting the CWCipedia feed since I was blocked out. So I don't see what the problem is. If she has a personal issue with it then she could have asked me to stop. I would have gladly stopped. Instead she put a big permenant button on my page telling people that I'm a Sonichu fan and that they should troll me. Her site or not, thats unfair. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 15:33, 30 April 2010 (UTC)
::::::*Yikes! I had no idea you were one of them.--[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 17:51, 30 April 2010 (UTC)
:::::::*Don't act like its a big thing. I just spend a few minutes on Twitter each day pissing around. And i'm stopping that if it gets Cogs in a mood like this. I'm still just here to edit the articles and improve the site. It doesn't change anything. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 18:14, 30 April 2010 (UTC)
:::::::::*Alright look, I'll talk to Cogs about getting rid of it for you alright? At the end of the day, it makes no difference to me whatsoever what you choose to do outside of the CWCki unless it spills over onto here, like the Edthehedgehog saga did, which is why we stepped into help him. The twitter RPing was one of Cogs' bugbears, so it wasn't anything personal at all. I can't promise it'll go, but I'll try and plead your case alright? If it hadn't been a Sonichu RP, you'd have got away with it fine. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 21:03, 30 April 2010 (UTC)
::::::::::*Thank you. It means a lot to me. And tell her that i'll stop if she really hates it that much. I am a CWCki editor first and if i'm made to choose then I'd abandon the twitter thing instantly. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 21:07, 30 April 2010 (UTC)
:::::::::::*My two cents: What the fuck? Clyde protected Ed, but now we've got Cogs trolling CWCki members. I seriously hope you guys get that template removed.

:::::::::::And as for that template? Moon plz, it's full of fail. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 00:33, 2 May 2010 (UTC)
::::::::::::*Again: Thank you. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 00:47, 2 May 2010 (UTC)
:::::::::::::*Look at what I added to that template. Looks like a saga is about to start on the CWCki. Banfest '10, anyone? [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 00:56, 2 May 2010 (UTC)

::::::::::::::*I think I know why she's mad; she was the one who pushed Twitter onto Chris, and then the feed got spammed. I don't know what she was expecting, but I would have expected something like that if I was in her position. Either way, it seems she got fed up with her own project and is taking it out on the people who spoiled it. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 19:19, 3 May 2010 (UTC)
:::::::::::::::*Makes sense. She's grouchy because her plan failed. It failed almost as soon as it was put in though. I don't know why she's only just getting like this now. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 19:49, 3 May 2010 (UTC)

Quit pissing and moaning, you fucking crybabies. Don't you know how a society works? People will make fun of you. If you can laugh it off, you might earn some fucking respect. Your attitude about cogs is pissing me right off. This is cogs' place and that user box is lulzy. You might recognize that, if you actually had a working sense of humor. (I've read some of your articles -- you don't.)

By the way, Edward, nobody goes to the Asperpedia for the wiki. They only go there to read the latest comics, so stop shitting it up with your earnest, unfunny articles on minutiae. Just stop trying so fucking hard in general, will ya? You're making a ton of enemies.[[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 00:42, 13 May 2010 (UTC)

Well i'm sorry if I didn't quite feel like just staying quiet and letting Cogs walk all over me. I know its her site, and I respect that. That doesn't mean that I have to like her attitude about this whole thing. I think she is being immature, and I am allowed to hold an opinion on someone, contrary to your beliefs. I haven't insulted her, I haven't started a flame war, and I haven't gone around whining about how terrible it all is. All in all I think i've been putting up with all of this rather well. And as for you comments about my sense of humour, I would like to say that that comment box is not something that you are meant to laugh at. Cogs was being serious. And what is all this about Asperpedia now? Since when were the Asperpedia articles meant to be funny? I've just been documenting the events of the comics like was intended. They set up the site on a wiki format for a reason. If the sole purpose of the entire site was just the comics themselves then it wouldn't be a wiki format. Anyway, thats another subject altogether. You have a problem with my Asperpedia work then you can take it up with me there. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 00:53, 13 May 2010 (UTC)

* You apparently saw my message instantly and replied within 15 minutes. What the fuck, dude, are you on here 24/7? As for the Asperpedia, it was set up as a wiki as a fucking JOKE, to troll Chris with something that looked like his cwcipedia. And YES, the Asperpedia was meant to be FUNNY. The fact that you call what you do there "work" is so goddamn sad I want to cry for you. I come here for the lulz, so I'm gonna say "peace" and back out of the room. Also, I'm beginning to suspect you may still be a teenager and thus, unable to accept the slightest criticism. [[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 01:11, 13 May 2010 (UTC)

User talk:Edward

2010-05-13T00:42:27Z

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CWCki:Community Portal

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Talk:Greene County Conspiracy

2010-05-09T06:34:14Z

Squirrelbait: /* The Conspiracy */

Starting transcription [[User:Urist|Urist]] 04:55, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

A video was released earlier by solidsnakeproductions giving a gay craigslist user looking for good times directions to Chris' house...could this be why he made this video? [[User:LouisLash|LouisLash]] 2:14, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
*Doubtful. By the sounds of it, Chris won tickets for some sporting event, no one wanted to go with his smelly ass and when he did go, he was reminded he was a [[Virgin with rage]] by the lovey-dovey couple beside him. Thus, he decided to go after others, blaming ''two fucking counties'' for playing Kick the Autistic!--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 05:17, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

==Name Change==
I know, it just got put up, but this page needs a better name. I vote for either "Chris Whines The Blues" or "The Greene County Conspiracy"--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 05:09, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
*Moving it here, so it can be seen.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 05:15, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
*I like "The Greene County Conspiracy". -[[User:Ezra Mason|Ezra Mason]] 05:39, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

What's the "100 2178" supposed to mean--is it just random gibberish for blank videos or is there some meaning to it?--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 06:31, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
*No, that's just the file number Chris uploaded this to.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 06:33, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

==Cry some more, Chris==
Hahahahahaha! His tears taste magnificent! Greatest CWC video in a while. We're fucking breaking him. [[User:CrookedSmirk|CrookedSmirk]] 05:30, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

==Pertinence==
This is worth mentioning in so many other articles. Namely, the articles on [[reality]] and his [[ego]] come to mind. It's a conspiracy, folks! -[[User:Ezra Mason|Ezra Mason]] 05:39, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

== Chris's Shirt. ==

Hey everyone. I make a crappy smalltime riffing video series for fun, and I decided to ''possibly'' riff this video. I typically brighten videos up when I riff them if they're retardedly dark, and I noticed no one had an idea of what shirt he's wearing, so I took a screencap of my best effort to brighten Chris's day.

http://imgur.com/ygTLM.jpg

It appears to be a new shirt, either a tank top or a tee with the sleeves rolled up, with what I ''believe'' to be the Hogwarts shield on it. Chances are I'm wrong on that, though.

Also, I've noticed he's lost ''alot'' of hair. That may be the reason why he's obstructing himself.

I hope it helps! --[[User:ToyoWolf|Kimo]] 05:45, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
* First of all, it looks like the shirt's an orange ''Sonic Heroes'' t-shirt. The little emblem by his left manboob looks like the ''Sonic Heroes'' logo. Second of all, holy shit, where did his hair go?! I know he had more than that when he did that video gloating over removing that piece!--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 05:48, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

* That frame exaggerates the state of his hair. The camera isn't looking straight at him like it is in the beginning, and the aspect ratio hasn't been enforced. Here's another frame: http://i.imgur.com/Ic9XE.jpg --[[User:Lurker|Lurker]] 06:20, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

* Ah, crap, I forgot I changed the ratio. Sorry about that x3

Yes, this one is much better. I can tell there is a character in that emblem on his shirt, but I'm not sure who it is... It looks like either Dee Dee from Dexter's Lab or XJ9 from My Life As A Teenage Robot to me. It also looks like there's a...rocketship? I believe? --[[User:ToyoWolf|Kimo]] 06:26, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

==The Conspiracy==
I guess I misunderstood the video, because I thought Chris was whining that he would have had a better life in Chesterfield county, but the Chandlers got stuck in Greene county because they couldn't sell the house they are currently living in. Could somebody help a poor slow-in-the-mind like me figure this out? Thanks in advance (please type slowly). [[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 06:17, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
*Assuming what Chris is telling us is true, I reckon it goes like this. For about the latter five years of the 90s, 14 Branchland Court in Ruckersville was empty while the Chandlers lived in Richmond and Chris was in high school. If they'd successfully sold 14 Branchland Court, they would have had the money to buy a permanent place in the Richmond area. Since they couldn't sell it, it wasn't cost-effective to keep renting homes in Richmond while also paying property taxes on the Ruckersville house and letting it fall into even worse disrepair. Thus, the move back to Ruckersville after Chris graduated high school. Which more or less rings true to me, altogether. (The part about realtors conspiring with the school district...well, yeah.) Anyway, I updated a couple of the articles on Chris's homes with this data, I think I hit the main ones that needed it. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 06:26, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

(1) Chris attends elementary school in Greene County, where sitting on the principal's lap gives him homophobia and a group of teachers abuses him by holding him down and recording his screams and cries. The school board wants him institutionalized so his family moves to Chesterfield County, but keep their house in Greene County.
(2) Chris goes to school in Chesterfield County, where he Comes Out of His Autistic Shell, makes lots of Gal-Pals, and creates Sonichu.
(3) Chris graduates and moves back to Greene County, away from all of his Gal-Pals, and begins his decline. PVCC is in Greene County. If his family had been able to sell their house (it sounds like they must not have had any interest in selling their house) then they would still live in Chesterfield County. You can see pictures of the move in A Week In The Life of Christian Weston Chandler, which is about his High School graduation.
[[User:Urist|Urist]] 06:25, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

Simple answer: Chris is blaming everyone else for his problems. How do you not get how this works? [[User:BrokenDead89|BrokenDead89]] 06:30, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

tl;dr, everything bad in Chris's life is the fault of <s>Adam Stackhouse</s> <s>Joshua Martinez</s> <s>Jerkops</s> <s>Clyde Cash</s> <s>THE IMPOSTOR</s> <s>That Damn ED Page</s> <s>The Cwcki</s> <s>Michael Snyder</s> <s>Ms. Roach the Babysitter</s> <s>Chris's principal</s> The Greene County School Board of the early 1990s. [[User:Hurrrr2|Hurrrr2]] 06:32, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

Thanks, guys, it's making sense now (as much as anything Chris-related can). I think the article on this video has the Greene and Chesterfield houses mixed up, which derailed me. [[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 06:34, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Greene County Conspiracy

2010-05-09T06:20:20Z

Squirrelbait: /* The Conspiracy */ typo-riffic

Talk:Greene County Conspiracy

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Squirrelbait:

Talk:Chris and fashion

2010-05-05T23:30:03Z

Squirrelbait: /* I move that we redraw the Chris's shirts sprites */

The goal I want for this article is to document all of Chris's clothing (don't worry, Chris only owns like, five shirts, lolol), record instances of their appearance in all media (only IRL shirts in the comics, not visa versa), and some notes about how he gets his clothes from Goodwill and they're far too small and how vertical stripes make him look fatter than he is. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:24, 18 March 2009 (CET)

I wonder if Chris has ever considered wearing [[Image:Christshirt1.png|30px]] all the time to match his character. Sticking to one style is probably good enough though, to go with the fact that characters in video game and comics rarely change.

*I think he would if he could, but based on what [[Emily]] has told us, the shirt is pretty worn out and pretty tight fitting. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:04, 31 May 2009 (CEST)

[[Image:ECP 00013.jpg|thumb]]

Does this POLO shirt on the right appear anywhere else? [[User:Axe|Axe]] 21:40, 3 May 2009 (CEST)

Wow, applause for whoever drew Chris's entire wardrobe :D [[User:Sonicow|Sonicow]] 02:58, 31 May 2009 (CEST)

==Attention fellow shirtists==

On my userpage I have a list of every shirt Chris has ever worn. Please go there to see which shirts still need to be made.[[User:Kynes|Kynes]] 01:37, 14 January 2010 (UTC)

==Shirt No.2==
[[Image:Christshirt4.png|30px]]"The Advice Dog" is from Rugby Ralph Lauren. Rugby is a division of Ralph Lauren known for their bold, eccentric patterns and graphics. The gold embroidery on the left chest of a man kicking a rugby ball is their logo. You can see the logo on other shirts on their website here: -> [http://www.rugby.com/shop/category.aspx?categoryId=3755328&cp=3768060]
The chain had a store in Charlottesville that closed in 2008. It is interesting to note that even on sale, these shirts are priced substantially higher than a rugby at Goodwill. [[User:3301|3301]] 05:53, 17 January 2010 (UTC)

*It's a shame the actual Advice Dog isn't there. It's one of my goals to own one of those horrors, as strange as it may sound.[[User:Kynes|Kynes]] 06:09, 17 January 2010 (UTC)

==Shirt No.13==
[[Image:Christshirt13.png|30px]]
I've been trying to get a better look at it. What's on that little blue flower?--[[User:Megaman|''Super Fighting Robot Megaman!'' ]] [[Image:MegaManXRunning.gif]] 09:26, 28 July 2009 (CEST)

==Shirt No.15==
[[Image:Chrisshirt15.png|30px]]
The shirt from the new [[CWC More Than A Feeling|video]].

==Shirt No. 16==
Needed: Image of the ferrari shirt Chris is wearing in his [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 10th, 2009|newest video]] [[User:V3N0M1300|V3N0M1300]] 00:58, 11 September 2009 (CEST)
*Delivered: [[Image:Chrisshirt16.png|30px]] --[[User:Bystander|Bystander]] 03:40, 20 September 2009 (CEST)

== PaRappa Shirt ==

I think it's a new one, revealed in his "can-lifting" video. I watched a bunch of old logs and haven't seen it, so maybe it should be added?
[[User:Sygerrik|Sygerrik]] 18:20, 5 November 2009 (CET)

== Chris shooting a gun? ==

at least [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQoL3xYLMIc I think it's him]. he's fat enough to be CWC. --[[User:One With The Lulz|One With The Lulz]] 23:48, 14 November 2009 (CET)
* No. Different face, and his fat's distributed differently. They shop at the same place, tho! --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 00:04, 15 November 2009 (CET)

==House Coat==
Based on a discussion from the [[Talk:Chris Sex Logs|Chris Sex Logs talk page]], it's been speculated that he calls his green bathrobe a "house coat." I'm tempted we add a section on it here, and mention the times it's been featured, maybe a gallery of the times it's been featured (mostly in "[[honest]]" videos like where he drinks his [[semen]]). Thoughts?--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:46, 27 November 2009 (CET)

== Racing Jacket of Fail request ==

Should we add the Racing Jacket of Fail to the gallery of his wardrobe? He was seen wearing the jacket in the [[Emily#Video_fail|Emily Date]] video and the recent [[Holiday Greetings]] video. --[[User:LexLuthzor|LexLuthzor]] 00:47, 9 December 2009 (CET)

== Green and purple shirt? ==

I'm shocked no one has added Chris's green and purple clownshirt from the GamePlace photos and [[CHRIS! CHANDLER!]]. Here by requesting it. --[[User:Rohav|Rohav]] 10:03, 16 December 2009 (CET)

[[image:Jokershirt.png|Here you go]], I did this before I even heard about this request, and have added it too the three videos listed in which he wears it. --[[User:Hieghts503|Hieghts503]]

*Check my shirt list, I've already made one. I haven't put it in a template yet, but you should have checked there first.[[User:Kynes|Kynes]] 21:31, 18 January 2010 (UTC)

*Thank you for telling me that, and I did see that page yesterday, but I don't recall seeing that sprite on there, however I may have overlooked it, but still I do enjoy your work with the shirts. --[[User:Hieghts503|Hieghts503]] 4:42, 18, January 2010

== Template ==
[[image:Shirttemplate2.png]]
I redrew the 3 other shirts here. Here's a template of the shirt outline I made, it's a transparent png so it is convenient to draw under in photoshop or whatever so it won't look sloppy and mspaint-ish. I'm not sure if I should put this in the article or where it should go if I should, so I'll just leave it here. I'll try to draw more but hopefully with the template more people will get involved -[[User:I Love Little Girls|I Love Little Girls]]

== Something interesting I heard a while ago... ==
...is that one of the reasons Chris has a VERY limited wardrobe because he thinks he's a cartoon characters and most cartoon characters have only one or two outfits. Has this been verified? [[User:Dann Woolf|Dann Woolf]] 15:26, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

*Limited wardrobe? I've counted more than 40 unique shirts. While I doubt he thinks he's a cartoon character, he does consider himself a big celebrity, and a few "trademark" shirts stand out. Obviously, there's the classic red and blue, and he did wear the yellow blue and white after drawing himself wearing it in the comics. Recently, he's been wearing the advice dog non-stop, possibly because Asperchu was prominently featured wearing it and Chris feels the need to take it back. Bottom line is: he has a large wardrobe, but favors certain shirts in videos and comics to maintain his identity.[[User:Kynes|Kynes]] 18:35, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

== Liquid Shirt Request ==
Well seeing as [[Liquid Chris]] has his own signature shirt I'm tempted to make it, do you think that it should be made? --[[User:Hieghts503|Hieghts503]] 7:30, 19 January 2010
*I don't see why we need one and sign your posts, by the way, by copying this. --~'''~~'''~ --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 00:27, 19 January 2010 (UTC)

== So his mother buys his clothing ==

Or at least he bought the Advice Dog shirt. We need to see if we can confirm if Chris's mom buys all his clothing or, to phrase it in a way that will makes sense to an autistic like Chris, if he chooses his own clothing. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 11:10, 21 January 2010 (UTC)

== The Classic ==
I havn't seen Chris in his trademark clown shirt for a while now. At least not in videos. Has he gotten rid of it? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 21:25, 11 April 2010 (UTC)
*More likely he just got really really fat.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:31, 11 April 2010 (UTC)

== I move that we redraw the Chris's shirts sprites ==

Not that the current ones are "bad", but they seem a little blocky.
I've already done some of them, if the rest of you guys agree, I can finish up the rest.
http://imgur.com/nb3n5.png
[[User:Graduon4eva|Graduon4eva]] 20:08, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

* Those shirts are actually adorable, and have more personality than the wearer. [[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 23:30, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

Talk:For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV

2010-04-23T08:02:08Z

Squirrelbait: /* Bra size */

So... where's the video?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:48, 22 April 2010 (UTC)
*It's the video of the now. I'm no good with the new fangled video template, so you guys can sort it out. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:49, 22 April 2010 (UTC)
:*I see it an OH I AM SO FUCKING '''TRANSCRIBING DIS BITCH!!!'''--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:50, 22 April 2010 (UTC)
:A few things we need to do from what I can tell.
::1. <s>Put up a fucking warning label on this bitch (came damn close to vomiting)</s>
::2. <s>Add the new shirt to Chris and Fashion</s> --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 05:03, 22 April 2010 (UTC)
*Completely agreed about the warning. This is the most disturbing thing I've seen in a long time (and I just finished EVA two days ago).--[[User:AdderCress|AdderCress]] 05:28, 22 April 2010 (UTC)
:* Done. -- [[User:Revolver Octopus|Revolver Octopus]] 05:46, 22 April 2010 (UTC)
==Transcribing==

I will assist Beat with transcribing, if he needs my help. Other projects will have to wait. [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 05:05, 22 April 2010 (UTC)
:First half done. My first watchthrough is the one I transcribe on, something tells me this won't end well.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:19, 22 April 2010 (UTC)
::* That's what I do too. It helps I think, but it also means you get rude surprises. Like the cyber in Mumble 3. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 05:34, 22 April 2010 (UTC)
::WHAT THE FUCK SHIT DAMN I HATE YOU ALL--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:22, 22 April 2010 (UTC)
:::* Oh my God. I don't know if I want to know now, if it can shake the almighty Beat. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 05:34, 22 April 2010 (UTC)
::::*Ron you transcribed the Mumbles so you can probably take this. However, I wouldn't push yourself if your heart level is below 40% --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 05:36, 22 April 2010 (UTC)
::::*Beat- EJECT! EJECT! EJECT! -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 05:38, 22 April 2010 (UTC)
:::::* IT IS DONE. That could have been a lot worse.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:40, 22 April 2010 (UTC)
::::::* You deserve a fucking medal for that one, man. --[[User:HatMcCullough|HatMcCullough]] 05:43, 22 April 2010 (UTC)
:::::::*Admittedly I skimmed over the details of his tongue movements. If somebody wants to provide a more in-depth explanation, I suggest you seek counseling immediately.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:44, 22 April 2010 (UTC)
::::::::*Beat, you are THE MAN! Yes, you deserve a bloody medal. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 05:58, 22 April 2010 (UTC)
::::::::*Sometimes I am annoyed I never get to transcribe anything new because of my timezone. Sometimes I am very, very glad. Still, I'll touch it up tonight, no matter what the tiny whisper that was my sanity begs me to avoid. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 06:05, 22 April 2010 (UTC)
::::::::*Ronichu's work ethic never ceases to amaze. I only wish He did not have to suffer so much for it.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:11, 22 April 2010 (UTC)
:::::::::* Truly a god among men. I take my hat off to you.--[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 08:57, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

== Problem with brackets? ==

When I edited this article, the brackets were removed from two words (such as [[glasses]] or [[CWCki]]) during both of the edits. The hell? --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 15:31, 22 April 2010 (UTC)
:* CWCki was mentioned, but not bracketed, in the intro at the time. I couldn't find a logical explanation for the glasses bracket, though. Either the Wiki glitched or it was ninjas. --[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 19:08, 22 April 2010 (UTC)
::* I think it might've been ninjas. The sneaky bastards. --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 19:28, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

== Date ==

Da Update states this video was leaked on the 21st, this article states the 22nd. The CWCVilleLibrary account has the upload date as the 21st. I r confuse. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 20:43, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

==No shit is too minor ==

We need to identify what his ringtone is. --[[User:Exemplary|Exemplary]] 23:12, 22 April 2010 (UTC)
* This is probably obvious, but I figured it's worth mentioning that I'm pretty sure it's from a Sonic game. --[[User:ThatMan|ThatMan]] 00:44, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
** Haven't played a Sonic game in years, but it kind of sounds like Casino Night Zone.--[[User:AdderCress|AdderCress]] 07:14, 23 April 2010 (UTC)

==Bra size==
Just to put on record, 42 is his band size, not his cup size, so it's hard to say how big his manboobs are. ...but they're bigger than mine, and I'm an A cup. [[User:BubblegumPinkButler|BubblegumPinkButler]] 02:24, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
* Well, using the page image and this chart[http://lingerie.lovetoknow.com/Bra_Size_Chart] as references, I'd guess he's a C. Maybe a D, if the sports bra is squishing his boobs. [[User:Schismtracer|Schismtracer]] 02:59, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
* During the muscle bra photo set back in October, Chris mentioned his size to be 43...is this an accurate size, or a misconception by Chris? And now it's a 42. Is this evidence that he's actually lost a little weight? Not a huge deal, but again, no shit is too minor.--[[User:AdderCress|AdderCress]] 06:25, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
** He measured 43 inches in October, but he purchased size 42 bras. They only come in even-numbered sizes, and I'm sure he choose the smaller size for better holding power. (As for his weight, he looks like he's packed on a few more pounds, not lost some.) Did anyone else notice the weird gleam of pride in his eyes when he said he has a 42 bust? Jesus titty-fucking christ. [[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 08:02, 23 April 2010 (UTC)

Talk:The Wallflower

2010-04-20T03:10:15Z

Squirrelbait: /* Fuck. Ing. Shit. */

==Ye olde shit==

Okay faggots, listen up. No personal details. Ever. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:14, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
* Would photos of her count as personal details? There's a photo on this page clearly showing her. --[[User:Marco|Marco]] 01:54, 16 March 2010 (UTC)
** If you're referring to the photo that's currently up there it's a shop - in particular, the facial features are so different that nobody could possibly connect her to the picture unless they'd seen the source photo. --[[User:Team CWCket|Team CWCket]] 11:16, 18 March 2010 (UTC)
*Gotcha. [[User:Brofose|Brofose]] 01:18, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
**Am I missing something here? Didn't Chris just inform us that this girl is no longer interested in him, with Message to the Trolls? So why are we locking down details about her now, when EDF can do no more damage? Or is there more to this?--[[User:Sonichuistehcool|Sonichuistehcool]] 01:22, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
***I'm sure that she got some sort of email/phone call, but we don't know enough about her or the situation to assume that she's fully out of the picture. Until then, it's better to have less info than too much info. [[User:Brofose|Brofose]] 01:24, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
Some explanation please? I mean, all the other galpal articles have info, what happened here? [[User:Dave|Dave]]
*i have received a message from wallflower herself asking for her info to be removed. while i'd rather not remove any information, at the same time, the article was focusing on personal details about the wallflower that weren't at all related to chris. since i'd rather avoid any trouble here, i've complied with her request. this new article should be used purely for chris-related information, since she is part of christory. if chris uploads information, then you can add it here, but don't add anything you found through internet investigation or whatever. --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 01:28, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
** A'ight, but can we have a background on the story on cwcki? You know, what happened for them to break up and stuff. [[User:Loserbrain|Loserbrain]] 01:29, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
*** There's no break up as far as I know. But I'm sure something must have happened between yesterday and today. We can document the drama but be vague. Example: Dedicated trolls found her information and then Chris got mad. Real mad. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:38, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
****Does this mean all the sweetheart pages are going to be changed? -PeaceCeapPea
*****Most of the sweethearts were trolls. Megan avoid this site like rape, so I don't think we need to worry about it. [[User:Loserbrain|Loserbrain]] 02:32, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
*Why are we doing this? Didn't Megan ask us for her dox to be taken off the internet? How do we know the message wasn't sent by a troll or a white knight?--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 02:12, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
**Have you seen the latest video from Chris? He found the CWCki. I guess "WallFlower" used Google. Another thing; Chris volunteered the info we got on him. She dint. We dint passed the Dox of other sweethearts or made fun of them as we did with her. Just for this, It had to be removed. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 02:29, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
*My apologies for deleting this page this page. I just woke up and I was confused about what the fuck was going on. I thought some faggot thought Chris was talking about two different girls. I absolutely agree with Cogs one hundred percent, if Wallflower requested this page to be taken down, I think that's a humble request given that the article was a threat to her wellbeing. It's not so much trying to cover our asses, I really can understand that the Wallflower (unlike Megan, who really didn't have much of an online presence) would have trolls be a very real threat and unlike Chris, she probably doesn't feed off negative attention.
:I regret that I did not address the dox in the pages. I really wasn't a big fan of having her Facebook, MySpace, etc. profile on there, aside from Chris related issues, mostly because we don't do the same thing for Megan and we shouldn't encourage faggots trolling Chris related people who have little to do with Chris.
:I think one lesson from this is we need to discuss some sort of privacy policy for CWCki. A less brash version of Clyde's dictum is that we should possibly treat pages about people only from the Chris universe perspective, that is how Chris views them and sees them as opposed to digging into personal details from online investigations. But yeah, people, let's not do shit like post MySpaces, Facebooks, and don't post people's personal information unless Chris posts it on the Internet for everyone to see. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:46, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
:* Seems fair enough. There was, in retrospect, no hope of keeping a lid on this whole thing, I think, no matter how much or how little personal info got posted here - as soon as her given name got out there, it was inevitable that some goof was gonna link her to this or to the ED page or to the sex doll video or whatever else. But that seems like a good policy for simple decency's sake. I apologize for getting carried away with all the links on the page yesterday. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 12:59, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

*I think the wording of this article should be more explicit as to how and what kind of idiot it was that contacted her over all this. I mean most EDF retards won't read krapple or PVCC etc. but they do read the Cwcki, and it might help in the future to have here an example to hold up of what exactly happens when you go the JULAYYY route of trolling. [[User:Hurrrr2|Hurrrr2]] 02:37, 11 March 2010 (UTC) 02:36, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

**Who cares about it, it seems something else is stirring within Chris. Guess he still has it out for me. Hmph. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 07:57, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

***I think we ought to be more careful with the information we post here. Most if not all CWCki contributors are either on /cwc/ or PVCC, but the readers are partially dumbasses (not just from EDF, I presume) who will fuck shit up. Yes, it's a shame this happens, but ultimately we are to blame here. It was very obvious the CWCki article on her would lead to someone contacting her. Documenting information is important, but perhaps there should be some articles protected from viewing? I don't know. --[[User:Wtv|Wtv]] 10:48, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
*combine with the sonichu crystals to the [Wallflower] page?? [[user:I_Love_Little_Girls|I Love Little Girls]] 10:23, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
::no they want that page gone, that's why it's over here without any references to her personally. --[[User:Digital|Digital]] 11:03, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
:::oh, i see. whatevss [[user:I_Love_Little_Girls|I Love Little Girls]] 11:30, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
:::*Yeah, I thought the same thing so don't feel bad. tl;dr is that Wallflower asked for it to be removed and Cogs complied, because it was a reasonable request. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 12:31, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

*Wow, now we turned into Moralfags and we are going to censor trolling, for the sake of the trolls who already know who she is. Also, it is not that difficult to do a fucking google search and found everything there is to found about this girl, so this is just stupid. If you had any respect in the first place for any of the friends or family of chris chan you would not have all the information you have on them all over the page, and that's not the case, so for what I can see here this is a very hypocritical position, or this is just part of a trolling plan.--[[User:SGSS01|SGSS01]] 10:04, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
:One, we're not Moralfags.
Two, the dox was removed by her request.
Three, if we put the dox back up, she could net us some downtime for invading her privacy and personal life.
So fuck off. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 21:18, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
::Taking down the page because we put information already publicly available on the internet?, lulz, let her send in detectives, send in police, send everything in her power!. I'm sorry but that's not a valid reason, we have personal information about a lot of persons, and many of those don't even use the internet, or is information we got from hacked mail accounts (Cole), and fuck, he really could take the site down just for that, and we still have his article.--[[User:SGSS01|SGSS01]] 03:32, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
:::There's a legal liability out there. Chris says most of what he wants. If he sue the site for libel, he will lose since all the material here mostly came from his own (dirty) hands. Wallflower on the other side came from nowhere and the tone used to describe her was quite unflattering. Keeping Wallflower previous page on line would had brought to this site much trouble (including legal ones) so it was wise to shut it down. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:46, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
:::* What about the things that were coerced from him? Do those fall under acceptable use or not?--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 04:12, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
::::*Coercing implies some form of entrapment. At any time Chris had the possibility to walk out and stop posting on the net as Chris-Chan. He dint. Up to there, humping his PS3 is on fact voluntary from his part. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 05:11, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
:We can put name what is she going to do? Chris reveal her name. We are NOT moralfags. If its on the internet its public information (as long as it is not credit card numbers, passwords, or SSN) we are just data mining. --[[User:Psycatalyst|Psycatalyst]] 21:30, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
::Any troll can go data-mining. We are not trolls, we are Christorians; Holy scribes monitoring the advent and life of the "Messiah Of Fail". It is in our upmost interest to play nice. How many of us would salivate over an e-mail of five lines from Megan ranting about Chris? Let's be nice to the Wallflower; she might bring us something great in the future. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:53, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
==Srsly though...==
To improve the article:
# Wallflower really isn't a sweetheart. Nothing public about this yet but as most of you can tell, she's more or less Megan - because she has managed to be around Chris for more than five seconds, Chris takes this to mean sexual interest and a serious relationship.
# We need a pic of a Wallflower. Like, literally, a flower growing out of a wall. Not a drawn pic, but an actual photograph. Shouldn't be too hard to fine, just don't feel like it now. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 12:31, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
[[File:ClydeandLovelyweather.jpg|thumb|center]]
Here you go a photo of what resembles Heather with Clyde Cash --[[User:Psycatalyst|Psycatalyst]] 04:16, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
:"We need a pic of a Wallflower. Like, literally, a flower growing out of a wall." Moralfag my ass. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 02:20, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

[[File:Aliteralallflower.jpg|thumb|center]]--[[User:Curseshot|Curseshot]] 21:39, 18 March 2010 (UTC)
:You're winner. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 02:20, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

==Pimp Claim Responsibility==

This bloke known on YouTube as "ThyEnvysGreed" claim he's the one who [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRr-N5_V_9s alerted wallflower]. What should we do with this faggot? [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 16:33, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
* It's possible the guy's full of shit and just taking credit for something. Going by the comments 'they' have been making, this is quite likely; his 'group' seems to be out to make a name for themselves rather than just have a laugh at Chris's expense. Aside from that, just do what everyone seems to be doing already; spam his comments informing him of what a massive prick he is and that he should lay off the fucking donuts. [[User:JerichoJack|JerichoJack]] 16:51, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
:*This. Seriously, guys, let's not give credit to faggots who want attention. Damage is done, we need to move on. Besides [[CWCki:CWCki_is#CWCki_is_about_Chris|CWCki is about Chris]], not so much faggots like this. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:12, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
**I agree with the comment spamming, just piledrive him into the dirt. He fucked up an opportunity for some awesome shit. I would understand if he were trying to get a laugh out of messing with Chris, but he's just looking for e-fame. I say we don't give him that much attention unless it's totally negative.--[[User:JRampancy|JRampancy]] 16:54, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
***I'll need to find the picture I saw on /cwc/, but he also had an account on Fanfiction.net and I think that's how he alerted her, since I don't think they allow anonymous reviews anymore. And it was the same screen name.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 17:30, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
****Well gentlemen, I believe it's time to do what we do best. IT'S TROLLING TIME, LADS.[[User:JerichoJack|JerichoJack]] 17:36, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
*Faggot deleted it. Did anyone save it? '''[[User:Odettafag|blind justice.]]''' [[User talk:Odettafag|to each his own.]] 18:11, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
** [http://rs336.rapidshare.com/files/362046356/whatafuckingtard.flv It's right there] [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 19:02, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
*** Thanks! '''[[User:Odettafag|blind justice.]]''' [[User talk:Odettafag|to each his own.]] 19:05, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
He's a troll, you guys. Attention will only make him stronger unless we find his house (which is unlikely). Until someone can dox him, the best course of action is to ignore him, depriving him of his e-fame. Bonus points if fifty different accounts simultaneously claim that they're the ones who pissed off Wallflower so nobody takes his claims seriously.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 18:24, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
***I can't believe he tucked tail and ran away so quickly. He did post on [[A message to the Trolls]] which is still there for the viewing. [[User:Meeko|Meeko]] 20:54, 11 March 2010 (UTC)meeko
***There's also a message in [[Don't Mess With Me]], still in plain view and for all to see. He's like The Pinch - a coward who wants e-fame. Pure and simple.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 21:07, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
*He destroyed your guy's plans to get drama out of a guy! Oh no. Just calm down. Seriously, it's not a big deal. [[User:Chaosakita|Chaosakita]] 05:42, 12 March 2010 (UTC)
:* It is. Chris is the most interesting when conversing with "normal" people - especially women. --[[User:Derpalerp|Derpalerp]] 08:28, 12 March 2010 (UTC)

** I found anothe possible leaker on twitter he/she says and I quote "Sonichuproducts @CWCSonichu I dare your faggot ass to do a curse ya fuck yo momma or whatever it is on me, I told Heather you dirty Retarded bitch."

could it be a lead or just an attention seeking fag?--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 23:17, 12 March 2010 (UTC)
*Krapple did a bit of detective work and found that he has another account-"6thof66" or something like that. Calls himself "the Agonstic Saint" and says he rejected his real name- his friends call him Sage after some wise man, according to him. He's 24 and lives somewhere in Texas. He lives alone and cut off all ties with his family. His videos there are mostly of him bitching and moaning about religion in general and Christianity in particular. Most importantly, one of his videos shows his license plate number- BJ6-G449. Make the most of it.--[[User:This guy|This guy]] 14:17, 18 March 2010 (UTC)
**Never mind, the above isn't thyenvysgreed. It was a fake lead put by a butthurt ED lurker with a grudge. He still looks like he's worth trolling, though.--[[User:This guy|This guy]] 14:43, 18 March 2010 (UTC)
==Now that Chris has dropped her name...==
Is it ok to mention her first name on this page?--[[User:AdderCress|AdderCress]] 15:41, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
*You have a point, and I see the logic, but I think the whole point of removing her name was sending a message to the rest of the trolls (and the external observers) that we are actually decent people. To go back on that would be to lose a social lead which is more valuable than the person's name. Again, this is just what I think. Feel free to prove me wrong. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 15:59, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
*But there is no point in hiding her name, the problem with his page was the loads of information about her, not related to Chris, and since Chris mentioned her name; her name, her relation to Chris and anything Chris related shall be posted here, no more info about her. [[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 16:05, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
:*You make a fair point, however given that Chris 1) assumes that it's a video only Tito will watch (forgetting that public YouTube videos are, you know, public) and 2) he's retarded like that, the thought that mentioning her name again probably didn't cross his mind. However, Wallflower asked us nicely to remove her page and adding her name back would sort of violate the spirit of that agreement. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:56, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
::* I understand, but then, should we censor part of the kilt video when Chris says her name?, of course, keeping a copy of the original, and linking it on the page, and replacing her name with the pseudonym in the transcript. Better safe than sorry.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 17:31, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
:::*In my opinion, censoring the material would only draw more attention to the Wallflower's identity. People would start looking at the stuff that has been deliberately removed and get more and more curious and try to find it. Especially if we have a copy of video with the name bleeped or transcript with the name removed, while Chris has the actual video up on his own account. My idea would be ''not'' to cover her identity specifically (which this article already does that), but if Chris keeps rambling about it, there's little we can really do. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 17:53, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
::::* But this page, as well as the LittleBigPlanet one reference the wallflower's name and her likes, is not really hard to find her anyways.By the way, someone already censored it in the kilt video.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 18:24, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
::* It would be nice if someone contact Wallflower and tells her that Chris keep on yelling her name on the internet while wearing a dress. I am concerned with all this. A well-determined Grieffer can still reach her because the manchild can't keep his pie-hole shut.[[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 17:59, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
::**I've sent two messages to her on Facebook and she hasn't responded yet. Also, PVCC isn't telling us something--Scarlet/Kim/Emily knows Heather, according to Chris.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 18:38, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
::***Interesting twist. In this case, our best option is to lie down and wait for the PVCC to make their moves. They always bring the best Lulz. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 19:32, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
No. The CWCki needs to be smart about this kind of thing. When a person is angry about Chris's antics and actively asks the CWCki to take their information down, that person should be respected. It's fine to document Chris's antics that he publicly puts online, but Wallflower did not ask to be a part of Chris's online life and has specifically tried to distance herself from all this. For that matter, I'm of the opinion that if Megan ever came to the CWCki and asked to have materials taken down or hidden, it should be done, too. Same goes for Bob, Barb or anyone else who has not deliberately made themselves a part of Chris's online life. If a person deliberately makes themselves a part of Chris's online life, then their "details" are a fair thing to put up. If they are trying as hard as they can to get away from Chris's online life, then their "details" should be respected. The CWCki needs to be wise when it comes to liabilities. It is one thing to put up Chris's funny antics that he's made known publicly. It is another thing to put up unnecessary personal details of a person who has never asked to associate with Chris in a public way. Besides, all said and done, there's no need to document her name or her personal information to track Chris's stupid antics. It doesn't make Chris's antics any more funny. This brings up a great debate for the CWCki though: how far is too far? For me, I would hope there are limits. This is not a "lulz" site. [[User:Elephant|Elephant]] 20:28, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

:::My two cents is adding first name is ok since he mentioned it and it is an unspecific referential index, which means it is vague. I don't see a problem with putting their names online since you can get records with their names on it from realtors, department of elections, white pages, or the city accessor's office for free. We should put in Damian Antaria and Heather into the article since Chris mentioned it. The CWCki '''Only''' records encounters with Chris not personal information such as SSN or credit card numbers. By your logic we would have to take down the site if Chris makes the request which is NOT going to happen. The CWCki site is only recording what Chris is doing. If anyone is to be held liable it is Chris for revealing the information. For example: ''When Scooter Libby leaked info on Valerie Plame the CIA agent to the New York Times, the New York Times did not get in trouble'' If trolls wanted to find the information they would with or without the CWCki. --[[User:Psycatalyst|Psycatalyst]] 20:52, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

Personally, I support her name not neing intentionally added here. I do, however, think it is stupid to try to hide her name intentionally. I think we should refer to her as the Wallflower, but if Chris says it in a video, merely changing it in the transcript is not only ineffective, it is annoying. If he presents the information, it takes 2 seconds to watch the video and hear the name. We let it stay in the transcripts merely for the sake of flow, but then we don't call her by that name anywhere else. I think that will give everyone pretty much what they want, as her name is not spread and her info is not known, but it isn't an eyesore to read and I don't have to be constantly reminded that I'm not supposed to know her name.
Tl;dr: Hiding the name on purpose is futile and, in a selfish light, detracts from my experience (which I rail against with full force). Don't take it out of what he says, but don't put it up elsewhere. That also means that the people who missed all this won't go insane trying to find info. Meh, my idea sucks, but I'll put it out there. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 21:44, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
* I agree that it's easy to put the information together; if you Google up the information that Chris has given, you can find her easily. I think we should do more or less as you've said- present exactly what Chris says and not link the two together. Anyone who is really confused can look it up. It's no less confusing to a newb, IMO, than the articles that refer to Chris as "Ian" and Liquid as "Chris". [[User:BubblegumPinkButler|BubblegumPinkButler]] 00:21, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
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* In case no one has been keeping tabs, the alias currently in the page had been discarded, so now we should be completely safe. (Did one of you talk to her?) --[[User:LeninandMcCarthy|LeninandMcCarthy]] 02:56, 16 March 2010 (UTC)
* For those of you keeping score at home, Chris himself has published her full name on the Cwcipedia under an exhaustive list of 'Past Sweethearts'. (yes yes ffffffff, goddammit chris, etc etc) Considering this nugget of fail was yielded unprovoked by the manchild, would it be against the 'no irl names' rule on this page to at least link to his cwcipedia page on here? [[User:Hurrrr2|Hurrrr2]] 02:27, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
== Suggested Name Change ==

In his most recent [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|video]], Chris refers to the wallflower as "Damian Antaria". I suggest we change the article to reflect this. "The wallflower" is simply a name the trolls gave her. Our purpose here is to document Chris, and so, if this is what he calls her, this is what we call her. This isn't meant to throw her personal information out there, or even link this article to her writings. If Chris wants to give us this name, then that's her name. Just saying. What do you guys think? --[[User:Megaman|Megaman]] 23:17, 16 March 2010 (UTC)
:I disagree for two reasons; First, Wallflower asked that we remove all her personal info. This includes, in my opinion, her pen name. Then, many Christorians out-there have adopted the name "Wallflower" to name her. Why changing that good habit and risking confusion? [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 00:49, 17 March 2010 (UTC)

:Because [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Template:Captain%27s_Log&oldid=4013| Chris thinks we took this page down because he told us to]. I think we need to make it clear that we removed the information because "Damian Antaria" asked us to, not due to Chris' bloated ego and aggressive, one-sided demands --[[User:Megaman|Megaman]] 02:31, 17 March 2010 (UTC)

:: Chris probably just takes quick looks at the pages, i doubt that changing the name will have any effect on him, besides, the page states ""The Wallflower" aka Damian Antaria...", so, there is no need for a name change, it would be like changing articles like " Punchy sonichu" to "Punchy "Fighting" sonichu", considering that's the species for Punchy, but trolls know him as Punchy Sonichu.Ttherefore, no name change is needed.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 03:03, 17 March 2010 (UTC)

Alright then, I agree the name is fine as is. --[[User:Megaman|Megaman]] 16:05, 17 March 2010 (UTC)

: So as long as its not Chris asking, we can't put information up on any person if they say stop? So if Bob or Barbara is overheard in a video or phone chat saying they don't want to be on the internet, we need to take down all references to them? [[User:Double Nega|Double Nega]] 16:20, 18 March 2010 (UTC)
:* This is a separate case we will need to visit if it happen. The guideline regarding WallFlower was simple; she's a victim of Chris. The term "Megan 2.0" applies here. If she asked the material to be removed, I think it is ethical to do so. Bob and Barbara are enablers. This is a whole new ballgame to me. Of course, Chris being the fucktard that he is, will keep on dropping her Dox everywhere. We don't need to be "insensitive" as he is. Besides, WallFlower might be tempted to talk to us if we play nice... [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 16:44, 18 March 2010 (UTC)

== Her Side of the Story ==

Has anyone tried contacting her to get her side of the story? If she is an innocent victim of Chris, than we should allow her to post her version of events as to how they met, and whether Chris was actually her boyfriend (Which I highly doubt) or merely just an friend that he wanted to rape. I know she sent an email asking for her page to be taken down, so that must me that the admins have an email address for her. It would be very enlightening to learn what relationship she has with Tito, and if she became Chris's new Megan. If she's already stated that she doesn't want to comment, that's cool. she's been victimized enough [[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 11:37, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

*she's already contacted the cwcki herself. similar to megan, she doesn't want to tell her side but fair enough. just let her be. one day, the truth may come out but not now. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 15:39, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

True. I only bring this up because it seem's she has surfaced on youtube, talking about Chris. Whether the accounts is real or a fake is up for discussion [[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 11:37, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

== Remove the fanfiction.net image? ==

I was wondering- should the "How to troll trolls & Chris" image (the_link.jpg) of fanfiction.net be removed? Surfshack Tito has been shown to be the one who informed the Wallflower about Chris's true life & internet infamy. I didn't recollect seeing any info about the "ThyEnvysGreed" person on the article anymore (unless I missed it just now), so I kind of think it should be removed because it really doesn't have much to do with the Wallflower herself or Chris, not really anyway. I thought I'd ask here first, though. [[User:Meeko|Meeko]] 18:44, 24 March 2010 (UTC)meeko
:*I have uploaded the image for two reasons. First, we have the historical context. This is THE message that blew-up Chris's cover as a decent bloke and ended the 8 hours Wallflower Saga. Then, it also proves us our prominence as the source of everything CWC-related. Wallflower wasn't pointed to ED but to us. This says something by itself. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 19:21, 24 March 2010 (UTC)
:My only thing though, is how do we know that this is how Wallflower found out? Chris has said Tito did it (after saying Clyde did it, of course), but Tito hasn't revealed how he did it. My problem is that all we have to go on is the claims of 'ThyEnvysGreed'. Also, Chris hasn't specified how Wallflower found out, nor has the lady herself. We don't really have any proof of it, is all. [[User:Meeko|Meeko]] 13:15, 25 March 2010 (UTC)meeko
::*No, we don't have a point-by-point list about how Wallflower found out Chris's faggotery. This is something she might explain to us if she so chose. This being said, the screen shot proves us that someone hinted the lady towards the CWCki. For me, this is close enough. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 13:50, 25 March 2010 (UTC)

== Friend Zone ==

"He has no truck with the notion of "just friends." The Wallflower may have felt otherwise, which could explain Chris's angry remarks on the subject of the "friend zone" in the 15 January 2010 edition of the Mailbag."

I'm not sure about this section staying in. Chris has been angry at the Friend Zone as early as [[Mailbag 4]] which was way back in November.[[User:Wise dude321|Wise dude321]] 05:08, 26 March 2010 (UTC)

==Can we change the name?==
Since Chris has (once again) dropped The Wallflower's full name, can we change the name of the page? I know that we're only to upload information as it pertains to Chris but since he put it up on the Cwcipedia does that make it legit to put her name up here now? --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 02:29, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
:She asked us not to.
:So no. We shouldn't. Ever.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:32, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
:*Chris is retarded. We are not retarded. Lemme rephrase that; just because Chris does it, that doesn't make it okay for us to do it. We are better than him, rememeber? Plus, as the almighty Beat already said, she specifically asked us to take down the info and we are not ED. If she changes her mind, the info can go back up, but not before then no matter HOW many times Chris says: I DO NOT WANT ANYONE MENTIONING <her full name> ONLINE EVER! -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 03:18, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
::*Shit, I'm almighty now? When did this happen?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:00, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
:::*Face it Beat, you are awesome. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 04:03, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
:::*April 11th, 2:31am GMT. Just FYI. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 04:27, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

:*To reiterate, the reason the page was changed was because Wallflower's personal safety was threatened by this page - not that we were hurting her directly, just that people were posting doxs and stuff and were starting to harass her (in other words, this is why we can't have nice things). The fact she's a fanfic author, not that attractive by conventional Western standards of beauty, and her information is easily available online makes her a target for your average Internet troll.

::I'm not a big fan of censorship. I find it abhorrent. I am someone who believes information should be free and whatnot. However, Wallflower did make a request and it's always been the case where if someone felt that their privacy was threatened, we would accommodate to their request (i.e. "plz don't sue"). Unlike Wikipedia, what we're doing isn't exactly kosher to begin with (i.e. an entire wiki to document the misadventures of an autistic shell of a man for purposes of internet trolling as opposed to a free and open source of information)

::My solution would be as such - instances where Chris mentions her real name are mentioned, but not linked to her. We keep this article and perhaps mention these instances where the name is mentioned.

::CWCki should serve as a portal for uncensored and unadulterated access to Chris and his mind. Otherwise, a wiki cannot truly function. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:08, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

:::*Brilliant. Champ says it better than I ever could. Mind if I quote this post any time people keep bringing up this issue? -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 09:54, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

So quick question, what if Chris (in all his fucktardary) was stupid enough to tell info about her on the internet (like where she lives, her phone number, and other personal info and pictures) would that mean that we would have to record it? He did it with Megan and other people in his life, how do you know he's going to do it with the wallflower? --[[User:Yoshi2021|Yoshi2021]] 11:23, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
:If Chris did shit like that, it's my personal hope that his sysop would delete the page and tell him to quit his shit. Yeah, I know we're doing the whole "No shit is too minor!" thing, but most of these girls are actual people. They don't deserve newfags sending them pizzas for the rest of their lives just because they weren't openly cruel to a retard back in high school.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 13:08, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
:*I agree with the most honourable Beat on this one. I believe for now the official policy is that we document any time Chris drops her name, but not link it to the Wallflower article, as long as it's not something that a) implies she was going out with him or b) makes her super-easy to dox.
:Specifically:

::If he mentions her full name ''yet again'' in the transcript of a video, then we can transcribe it verbatim.
::If he creates a video with her ''pen-name'' name as the title, we can transcribe it verbatim.
::If he makes a list of his gal-pals with her real, full name as confusingly both a "friend" and an ex-girlfriend, then we have to replace it with The Wallflower.
::* So basically yeah. Don't make it seem like she was going out with him, don't make her super easy to dox, and you can mention her name where-ever Chris does. Otherwise, it's the Wallflower. [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 15:02, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

==Stating CWCki Policy==

[''The following, title included, is a section I drafted tonight with the aim of putting on the main page. Normally I would just stick it right there, but speaking for the CWCki admins is not something I can reasonably do, humble pleb that I am. I feel that the following passage adequately sums up what the CWCki should and will do, without giving the impression that the CWCki will simply remove whatever anyone feels is not perfectly aligned with their own interests.

Anyone can edit the following as they wish but if a Jerkop says it should/shouldn't say something, please don't change it. The intention is to transmit CWCki policy to [[User:Ronichu|newfags]], [[User:Ronichu|retards]] and casual readers alike.''] -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 15:31, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

====CWCki Policy====
In March 2010, Chris announced he had a lady friend, a "wallflower" at a meeting for young adults, hereby referred to as "The Wallflower." In a video he released, he dropped her name which allowed more malicious minded trolls to find dox on her and used the CWCki page to post her doxs, her unique fanfiction, etc with intents of trolling her. Given the harassment she received and the potential damage, it was reasonable she felt her personal safety was at risk. As such, she requested that the CWCki rename her page and remove instances of her personal details.

The CWCki administrators intend to uphold their promise to the Wallflower, a promise made in good faith. Chris, however, continues to drop both her real name and pen name in numerous videos, blog postings and pages on his CWCipedia. This makes concealing the Wallflower's identity harder and harder by the day and to *completely* protect the Wallflower would require censorship utterly unprecedented on these fair pages. It would severely compromise the CWCki's stated goal of recording and documenting Chris' life.

As such, the CWCki's policy (if it can be called that) is loosely defined as "''to adhere to the spirit of the agreement with the Wallflower''". That is to say, the CWCki will not make her real name and identity particularly easy to identify, nor will they disseminate Chris' demented idea that the two of them were dating (they most certainly were not, despite what Chris says).

Essentially, any media in which Chris mentions her name in passing will be transcribed faithfully BUT not linked to this article. However, any media that Chris releases that strongly implies (or outright states) that the two of them were dating OR any media which puts her real identity in significant danger will be faithfully transcribed; in this instance, any reference to her will be replaced with "The Wallflower", with a note that these changes were performed and what was removed. It is the belief of the CWCki admins that this fulfils their obligation to the Wallflower.

With that in mind... the bottom line is that the CWCki cannot protect the Wallflower from Chris. We cannot control who views the YouTube videos where he places her pen name as the title and repeatedly begs her, by full and complete name, to have sex with him because $100 is too much to pay for a hooker. By and large, the damage has already been done and nothing the CWCki could have done would have prevented it, nor can we put the genie back in the bottle now that it's out in the world. However, we will adhere to the spirit of the agreement with the Wallflower until such time as Chris makes the situation untenable, or the Wallflower wishes to renegotiate her agreement.

====Reply====
Absolutely beautiful, better than what I was going to do. However, in this case, it's ultimately up to [[User:Cogsdev|Cogs]] as she has the final word in this situation and I'm not one to fuck with Cogs. However, I do believe you provide a rationale for mentioning her real name in instances where Chris utters it and no where else.

The only thing it fails is that ultimately, we should not link her real name to the Wallflower and I believe that banning would be a suitable punishment for those who do. I added a bit of history, because people might need some background, but not sure if the right language to communicate this other bit I'm mentioning.

Well done, but as I said, this is ultimately Cogs's decision as the deal was between her and the Wallflower and trust me, you do not want to fuck with Cogs. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:22, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

Sounds good. Plus the bit you added Champ, proper Christorians know anyway, and casual troublemakers needn't know It makes sense just to leave the Wallflowers TRUE and HONEST name in black. You mean you don't really run this place? --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 17:03, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

:* Okay. Just basically gotta get Cogs to sign off on it. I'll leave this to sit for a day or two, then I'll poke her on her userpage. If I can't get a reply in a week or so, I'll post it since generally people seem to approve. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 22:43, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

== Fuck. Ing. Shit. ==

So he went and did it. He made a goddamn page on her.

The thing reads like 14 year old girl's breakup livejournal. Starts off about how wonderful she is, then angrily blames her for having a facebook page. Then gets all pissed off that she wants nothing to do with him. He makes some reference about "Swapping DNA in a movie" (likely a moronic reference to kissing), and at one point goes "n*****" which hilariously combines racisim and Chris's pathetic censorship. He ends it with a copypasta version of our page, with the bit about anonymity missing, probably in a rare moment of cognizance that we're being more respectful to the poor girl than he is.

It's Lulzy shit but the fact that this is basically him passive-aggressively begging trolls to harass her for daring to not have sex with him pisses me off to no end. I'd really honestly prefer it if Sysop (in her great wisdom) burned the page to the ground before too many people see it. Just tell him that this sort of unmitigated bullshit won't fly and maybe get some tardrage but I kinda doubt that's gonna happen.

Anyway there's plenty of stuff on the page we can incorporate into our article, namely Chris's completely batshit thoughts on her without breaking our word to her, but this whole thing is leaving a very bad taste in my mouth.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:30, 20 April 2010 (UTC)
*THIS. I don't know what to make of the whole mess. Someone need to open a channel to the girl and tell her about this crap. The whole "DNA swapping thing" is creepy even to me and I am quite hard to shock. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 02:34, 20 April 2010 (UTC)
*DNA swapping -- did he ask for a drink of her soda and then slobber on the straw? Maybe he sneezed in the popcorn. [[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 03:10, 20 April 2010 (UTC)

Does Cogs deal extend to the CWCipedia? or is for all domains under her control? --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 02:32, 20 April 2010 (UTC)
* I don't know, but, I hope it does. I think, in the meantime, we should glean what we can from this page and put it on here since it does have to do with Chris. I'm not saying copypasta the entire page (save it just in case, though), but do what Beat said - put in Chris's batshit insane thoughts on this.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 02:35, 20 April 2010 (UTC)

*Added link to The Wallflower's page that Chris made under "External Links". --[[User:UJ1A1985|UJ1A1985]] 02:39, 20 April 2010 (UTC)

Holy shit, Chris still has a braincell left - he blanked Wallflower's page and changed her name over to her pen name! HA! I hope this was because she got to him and got angry!--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 03:01, 20 April 2010 (UTC)

== Lovely Weather ==

There is speculation in this article that Lovely Weather may be based on She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. The fact that her IRL name rhymes with "weather" makes this seem quite plausible. It seems a shame not to be able to use at least her first name in the article. [[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 02:45, 20 April 2010 (UTC)

Holy shit I'd never noticed that. Although I think it might have been touched upon- given that Chris use of entirely fictional OCs is virtually unheard of. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 02:47, 20 April 2010 (UTC)

:I see that Chris is denying the connection in his new Wallflower page on the cwcipedia. It would be interesting to know exactly when he met her, to see if the timing matches up. Just noticed that he used the word "lovely" to describe her when he wrote about meeting her at that adult social group thing ("met a lovely woman there who likes me too"). [[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 03:02, 20 April 2010 (UTC)

Talk:The Wallflower

2010-04-20T03:02:20Z

Squirrelbait: /* Lovely Weather */

==Ye olde shit==

Okay faggots, listen up. No personal details. Ever. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:14, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
* Would photos of her count as personal details? There's a photo on this page clearly showing her. --[[User:Marco|Marco]] 01:54, 16 March 2010 (UTC)
** If you're referring to the photo that's currently up there it's a shop - in particular, the facial features are so different that nobody could possibly connect her to the picture unless they'd seen the source photo. --[[User:Team CWCket|Team CWCket]] 11:16, 18 March 2010 (UTC)
*Gotcha. [[User:Brofose|Brofose]] 01:18, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
**Am I missing something here? Didn't Chris just inform us that this girl is no longer interested in him, with Message to the Trolls? So why are we locking down details about her now, when EDF can do no more damage? Or is there more to this?--[[User:Sonichuistehcool|Sonichuistehcool]] 01:22, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
***I'm sure that she got some sort of email/phone call, but we don't know enough about her or the situation to assume that she's fully out of the picture. Until then, it's better to have less info than too much info. [[User:Brofose|Brofose]] 01:24, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
Some explanation please? I mean, all the other galpal articles have info, what happened here? [[User:Dave|Dave]]
*i have received a message from wallflower herself asking for her info to be removed. while i'd rather not remove any information, at the same time, the article was focusing on personal details about the wallflower that weren't at all related to chris. since i'd rather avoid any trouble here, i've complied with her request. this new article should be used purely for chris-related information, since she is part of christory. if chris uploads information, then you can add it here, but don't add anything you found through internet investigation or whatever. --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 01:28, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
** A'ight, but can we have a background on the story on cwcki? You know, what happened for them to break up and stuff. [[User:Loserbrain|Loserbrain]] 01:29, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
*** There's no break up as far as I know. But I'm sure something must have happened between yesterday and today. We can document the drama but be vague. Example: Dedicated trolls found her information and then Chris got mad. Real mad. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:38, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
****Does this mean all the sweetheart pages are going to be changed? -PeaceCeapPea
*****Most of the sweethearts were trolls. Megan avoid this site like rape, so I don't think we need to worry about it. [[User:Loserbrain|Loserbrain]] 02:32, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
*Why are we doing this? Didn't Megan ask us for her dox to be taken off the internet? How do we know the message wasn't sent by a troll or a white knight?--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 02:12, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
**Have you seen the latest video from Chris? He found the CWCki. I guess "WallFlower" used Google. Another thing; Chris volunteered the info we got on him. She dint. We dint passed the Dox of other sweethearts or made fun of them as we did with her. Just for this, It had to be removed. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 02:29, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
*My apologies for deleting this page this page. I just woke up and I was confused about what the fuck was going on. I thought some faggot thought Chris was talking about two different girls. I absolutely agree with Cogs one hundred percent, if Wallflower requested this page to be taken down, I think that's a humble request given that the article was a threat to her wellbeing. It's not so much trying to cover our asses, I really can understand that the Wallflower (unlike Megan, who really didn't have much of an online presence) would have trolls be a very real threat and unlike Chris, she probably doesn't feed off negative attention.
:I regret that I did not address the dox in the pages. I really wasn't a big fan of having her Facebook, MySpace, etc. profile on there, aside from Chris related issues, mostly because we don't do the same thing for Megan and we shouldn't encourage faggots trolling Chris related people who have little to do with Chris.
:I think one lesson from this is we need to discuss some sort of privacy policy for CWCki. A less brash version of Clyde's dictum is that we should possibly treat pages about people only from the Chris universe perspective, that is how Chris views them and sees them as opposed to digging into personal details from online investigations. But yeah, people, let's not do shit like post MySpaces, Facebooks, and don't post people's personal information unless Chris posts it on the Internet for everyone to see. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:46, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
:* Seems fair enough. There was, in retrospect, no hope of keeping a lid on this whole thing, I think, no matter how much or how little personal info got posted here - as soon as her given name got out there, it was inevitable that some goof was gonna link her to this or to the ED page or to the sex doll video or whatever else. But that seems like a good policy for simple decency's sake. I apologize for getting carried away with all the links on the page yesterday. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 12:59, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

*I think the wording of this article should be more explicit as to how and what kind of idiot it was that contacted her over all this. I mean most EDF retards won't read krapple or PVCC etc. but they do read the Cwcki, and it might help in the future to have here an example to hold up of what exactly happens when you go the JULAYYY route of trolling. [[User:Hurrrr2|Hurrrr2]] 02:37, 11 March 2010 (UTC) 02:36, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

**Who cares about it, it seems something else is stirring within Chris. Guess he still has it out for me. Hmph. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 07:57, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

***I think we ought to be more careful with the information we post here. Most if not all CWCki contributors are either on /cwc/ or PVCC, but the readers are partially dumbasses (not just from EDF, I presume) who will fuck shit up. Yes, it's a shame this happens, but ultimately we are to blame here. It was very obvious the CWCki article on her would lead to someone contacting her. Documenting information is important, but perhaps there should be some articles protected from viewing? I don't know. --[[User:Wtv|Wtv]] 10:48, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
*combine with the sonichu crystals to the [Wallflower] page?? [[user:I_Love_Little_Girls|I Love Little Girls]] 10:23, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
::no they want that page gone, that's why it's over here without any references to her personally. --[[User:Digital|Digital]] 11:03, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
:::oh, i see. whatevss [[user:I_Love_Little_Girls|I Love Little Girls]] 11:30, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
:::*Yeah, I thought the same thing so don't feel bad. tl;dr is that Wallflower asked for it to be removed and Cogs complied, because it was a reasonable request. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 12:31, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

*Wow, now we turned into Moralfags and we are going to censor trolling, for the sake of the trolls who already know who she is. Also, it is not that difficult to do a fucking google search and found everything there is to found about this girl, so this is just stupid. If you had any respect in the first place for any of the friends or family of chris chan you would not have all the information you have on them all over the page, and that's not the case, so for what I can see here this is a very hypocritical position, or this is just part of a trolling plan.--[[User:SGSS01|SGSS01]] 10:04, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
:One, we're not Moralfags.
Two, the dox was removed by her request.
Three, if we put the dox back up, she could net us some downtime for invading her privacy and personal life.
So fuck off. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 21:18, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
::Taking down the page because we put information already publicly available on the internet?, lulz, let her send in detectives, send in police, send everything in her power!. I'm sorry but that's not a valid reason, we have personal information about a lot of persons, and many of those don't even use the internet, or is information we got from hacked mail accounts (Cole), and fuck, he really could take the site down just for that, and we still have his article.--[[User:SGSS01|SGSS01]] 03:32, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
:::There's a legal liability out there. Chris says most of what he wants. If he sue the site for libel, he will lose since all the material here mostly came from his own (dirty) hands. Wallflower on the other side came from nowhere and the tone used to describe her was quite unflattering. Keeping Wallflower previous page on line would had brought to this site much trouble (including legal ones) so it was wise to shut it down. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:46, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
:::* What about the things that were coerced from him? Do those fall under acceptable use or not?--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 04:12, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
::::*Coercing implies some form of entrapment. At any time Chris had the possibility to walk out and stop posting on the net as Chris-Chan. He dint. Up to there, humping his PS3 is on fact voluntary from his part. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 05:11, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
:We can put name what is she going to do? Chris reveal her name. We are NOT moralfags. If its on the internet its public information (as long as it is not credit card numbers, passwords, or SSN) we are just data mining. --[[User:Psycatalyst|Psycatalyst]] 21:30, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
::Any troll can go data-mining. We are not trolls, we are Christorians; Holy scribes monitoring the advent and life of the "Messiah Of Fail". It is in our upmost interest to play nice. How many of us would salivate over an e-mail of five lines from Megan ranting about Chris? Let's be nice to the Wallflower; she might bring us something great in the future. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:53, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
==Srsly though...==
To improve the article:
# Wallflower really isn't a sweetheart. Nothing public about this yet but as most of you can tell, she's more or less Megan - because she has managed to be around Chris for more than five seconds, Chris takes this to mean sexual interest and a serious relationship.
# We need a pic of a Wallflower. Like, literally, a flower growing out of a wall. Not a drawn pic, but an actual photograph. Shouldn't be too hard to fine, just don't feel like it now. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 12:31, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
[[File:ClydeandLovelyweather.jpg|thumb|center]]
Here you go a photo of what resembles Heather with Clyde Cash --[[User:Psycatalyst|Psycatalyst]] 04:16, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
:"We need a pic of a Wallflower. Like, literally, a flower growing out of a wall." Moralfag my ass. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 02:20, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

[[File:Aliteralallflower.jpg|thumb|center]]--[[User:Curseshot|Curseshot]] 21:39, 18 March 2010 (UTC)
:You're winner. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 02:20, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

==Pimp Claim Responsibility==

This bloke known on YouTube as "ThyEnvysGreed" claim he's the one who [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRr-N5_V_9s alerted wallflower]. What should we do with this faggot? [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 16:33, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
* It's possible the guy's full of shit and just taking credit for something. Going by the comments 'they' have been making, this is quite likely; his 'group' seems to be out to make a name for themselves rather than just have a laugh at Chris's expense. Aside from that, just do what everyone seems to be doing already; spam his comments informing him of what a massive prick he is and that he should lay off the fucking donuts. [[User:JerichoJack|JerichoJack]] 16:51, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
:*This. Seriously, guys, let's not give credit to faggots who want attention. Damage is done, we need to move on. Besides [[CWCki:CWCki_is#CWCki_is_about_Chris|CWCki is about Chris]], not so much faggots like this. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:12, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
**I agree with the comment spamming, just piledrive him into the dirt. He fucked up an opportunity for some awesome shit. I would understand if he were trying to get a laugh out of messing with Chris, but he's just looking for e-fame. I say we don't give him that much attention unless it's totally negative.--[[User:JRampancy|JRampancy]] 16:54, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
***I'll need to find the picture I saw on /cwc/, but he also had an account on Fanfiction.net and I think that's how he alerted her, since I don't think they allow anonymous reviews anymore. And it was the same screen name.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 17:30, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
****Well gentlemen, I believe it's time to do what we do best. IT'S TROLLING TIME, LADS.[[User:JerichoJack|JerichoJack]] 17:36, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
*Faggot deleted it. Did anyone save it? '''[[User:Odettafag|blind justice.]]''' [[User talk:Odettafag|to each his own.]] 18:11, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
** [http://rs336.rapidshare.com/files/362046356/whatafuckingtard.flv It's right there] [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 19:02, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
*** Thanks! '''[[User:Odettafag|blind justice.]]''' [[User talk:Odettafag|to each his own.]] 19:05, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
He's a troll, you guys. Attention will only make him stronger unless we find his house (which is unlikely). Until someone can dox him, the best course of action is to ignore him, depriving him of his e-fame. Bonus points if fifty different accounts simultaneously claim that they're the ones who pissed off Wallflower so nobody takes his claims seriously.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 18:24, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
***I can't believe he tucked tail and ran away so quickly. He did post on [[A message to the Trolls]] which is still there for the viewing. [[User:Meeko|Meeko]] 20:54, 11 March 2010 (UTC)meeko
***There's also a message in [[Don't Mess With Me]], still in plain view and for all to see. He's like The Pinch - a coward who wants e-fame. Pure and simple.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 21:07, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
*He destroyed your guy's plans to get drama out of a guy! Oh no. Just calm down. Seriously, it's not a big deal. [[User:Chaosakita|Chaosakita]] 05:42, 12 March 2010 (UTC)
:* It is. Chris is the most interesting when conversing with "normal" people - especially women. --[[User:Derpalerp|Derpalerp]] 08:28, 12 March 2010 (UTC)

** I found anothe possible leaker on twitter he/she says and I quote "Sonichuproducts @CWCSonichu I dare your faggot ass to do a curse ya fuck yo momma or whatever it is on me, I told Heather you dirty Retarded bitch."

could it be a lead or just an attention seeking fag?--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 23:17, 12 March 2010 (UTC)
*Krapple did a bit of detective work and found that he has another account-"6thof66" or something like that. Calls himself "the Agonstic Saint" and says he rejected his real name- his friends call him Sage after some wise man, according to him. He's 24 and lives somewhere in Texas. He lives alone and cut off all ties with his family. His videos there are mostly of him bitching and moaning about religion in general and Christianity in particular. Most importantly, one of his videos shows his license plate number- BJ6-G449. Make the most of it.--[[User:This guy|This guy]] 14:17, 18 March 2010 (UTC)
**Never mind, the above isn't thyenvysgreed. It was a fake lead put by a butthurt ED lurker with a grudge. He still looks like he's worth trolling, though.--[[User:This guy|This guy]] 14:43, 18 March 2010 (UTC)
==Now that Chris has dropped her name...==
Is it ok to mention her first name on this page?--[[User:AdderCress|AdderCress]] 15:41, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
*You have a point, and I see the logic, but I think the whole point of removing her name was sending a message to the rest of the trolls (and the external observers) that we are actually decent people. To go back on that would be to lose a social lead which is more valuable than the person's name. Again, this is just what I think. Feel free to prove me wrong. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 15:59, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
*But there is no point in hiding her name, the problem with his page was the loads of information about her, not related to Chris, and since Chris mentioned her name; her name, her relation to Chris and anything Chris related shall be posted here, no more info about her. [[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 16:05, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
:*You make a fair point, however given that Chris 1) assumes that it's a video only Tito will watch (forgetting that public YouTube videos are, you know, public) and 2) he's retarded like that, the thought that mentioning her name again probably didn't cross his mind. However, Wallflower asked us nicely to remove her page and adding her name back would sort of violate the spirit of that agreement. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:56, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
::* I understand, but then, should we censor part of the kilt video when Chris says her name?, of course, keeping a copy of the original, and linking it on the page, and replacing her name with the pseudonym in the transcript. Better safe than sorry.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 17:31, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
:::*In my opinion, censoring the material would only draw more attention to the Wallflower's identity. People would start looking at the stuff that has been deliberately removed and get more and more curious and try to find it. Especially if we have a copy of video with the name bleeped or transcript with the name removed, while Chris has the actual video up on his own account. My idea would be ''not'' to cover her identity specifically (which this article already does that), but if Chris keeps rambling about it, there's little we can really do. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 17:53, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
::::* But this page, as well as the LittleBigPlanet one reference the wallflower's name and her likes, is not really hard to find her anyways.By the way, someone already censored it in the kilt video.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 18:24, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
::* It would be nice if someone contact Wallflower and tells her that Chris keep on yelling her name on the internet while wearing a dress. I am concerned with all this. A well-determined Grieffer can still reach her because the manchild can't keep his pie-hole shut.[[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 17:59, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
::**I've sent two messages to her on Facebook and she hasn't responded yet. Also, PVCC isn't telling us something--Scarlet/Kim/Emily knows Heather, according to Chris.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 18:38, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
::***Interesting twist. In this case, our best option is to lie down and wait for the PVCC to make their moves. They always bring the best Lulz. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 19:32, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
No. The CWCki needs to be smart about this kind of thing. When a person is angry about Chris's antics and actively asks the CWCki to take their information down, that person should be respected. It's fine to document Chris's antics that he publicly puts online, but Wallflower did not ask to be a part of Chris's online life and has specifically tried to distance herself from all this. For that matter, I'm of the opinion that if Megan ever came to the CWCki and asked to have materials taken down or hidden, it should be done, too. Same goes for Bob, Barb or anyone else who has not deliberately made themselves a part of Chris's online life. If a person deliberately makes themselves a part of Chris's online life, then their "details" are a fair thing to put up. If they are trying as hard as they can to get away from Chris's online life, then their "details" should be respected. The CWCki needs to be wise when it comes to liabilities. It is one thing to put up Chris's funny antics that he's made known publicly. It is another thing to put up unnecessary personal details of a person who has never asked to associate with Chris in a public way. Besides, all said and done, there's no need to document her name or her personal information to track Chris's stupid antics. It doesn't make Chris's antics any more funny. This brings up a great debate for the CWCki though: how far is too far? For me, I would hope there are limits. This is not a "lulz" site. [[User:Elephant|Elephant]] 20:28, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

:::My two cents is adding first name is ok since he mentioned it and it is an unspecific referential index, which means it is vague. I don't see a problem with putting their names online since you can get records with their names on it from realtors, department of elections, white pages, or the city accessor's office for free. We should put in Damian Antaria and Heather into the article since Chris mentioned it. The CWCki '''Only''' records encounters with Chris not personal information such as SSN or credit card numbers. By your logic we would have to take down the site if Chris makes the request which is NOT going to happen. The CWCki site is only recording what Chris is doing. If anyone is to be held liable it is Chris for revealing the information. For example: ''When Scooter Libby leaked info on Valerie Plame the CIA agent to the New York Times, the New York Times did not get in trouble'' If trolls wanted to find the information they would with or without the CWCki. --[[User:Psycatalyst|Psycatalyst]] 20:52, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

Personally, I support her name not neing intentionally added here. I do, however, think it is stupid to try to hide her name intentionally. I think we should refer to her as the Wallflower, but if Chris says it in a video, merely changing it in the transcript is not only ineffective, it is annoying. If he presents the information, it takes 2 seconds to watch the video and hear the name. We let it stay in the transcripts merely for the sake of flow, but then we don't call her by that name anywhere else. I think that will give everyone pretty much what they want, as her name is not spread and her info is not known, but it isn't an eyesore to read and I don't have to be constantly reminded that I'm not supposed to know her name.
Tl;dr: Hiding the name on purpose is futile and, in a selfish light, detracts from my experience (which I rail against with full force). Don't take it out of what he says, but don't put it up elsewhere. That also means that the people who missed all this won't go insane trying to find info. Meh, my idea sucks, but I'll put it out there. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 21:44, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
* I agree that it's easy to put the information together; if you Google up the information that Chris has given, you can find her easily. I think we should do more or less as you've said- present exactly what Chris says and not link the two together. Anyone who is really confused can look it up. It's no less confusing to a newb, IMO, than the articles that refer to Chris as "Ian" and Liquid as "Chris". [[User:BubblegumPinkButler|BubblegumPinkButler]] 00:21, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
Flibel
* In case no one has been keeping tabs, the alias currently in the page had been discarded, so now we should be completely safe. (Did one of you talk to her?) --[[User:LeninandMcCarthy|LeninandMcCarthy]] 02:56, 16 March 2010 (UTC)
* For those of you keeping score at home, Chris himself has published her full name on the Cwcipedia under an exhaustive list of 'Past Sweethearts'. (yes yes ffffffff, goddammit chris, etc etc) Considering this nugget of fail was yielded unprovoked by the manchild, would it be against the 'no irl names' rule on this page to at least link to his cwcipedia page on here? [[User:Hurrrr2|Hurrrr2]] 02:27, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
== Suggested Name Change ==

In his most recent [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|video]], Chris refers to the wallflower as "Damian Antaria". I suggest we change the article to reflect this. "The wallflower" is simply a name the trolls gave her. Our purpose here is to document Chris, and so, if this is what he calls her, this is what we call her. This isn't meant to throw her personal information out there, or even link this article to her writings. If Chris wants to give us this name, then that's her name. Just saying. What do you guys think? --[[User:Megaman|Megaman]] 23:17, 16 March 2010 (UTC)
:I disagree for two reasons; First, Wallflower asked that we remove all her personal info. This includes, in my opinion, her pen name. Then, many Christorians out-there have adopted the name "Wallflower" to name her. Why changing that good habit and risking confusion? [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 00:49, 17 March 2010 (UTC)

:Because [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Template:Captain%27s_Log&oldid=4013| Chris thinks we took this page down because he told us to]. I think we need to make it clear that we removed the information because "Damian Antaria" asked us to, not due to Chris' bloated ego and aggressive, one-sided demands --[[User:Megaman|Megaman]] 02:31, 17 March 2010 (UTC)

:: Chris probably just takes quick looks at the pages, i doubt that changing the name will have any effect on him, besides, the page states ""The Wallflower" aka Damian Antaria...", so, there is no need for a name change, it would be like changing articles like " Punchy sonichu" to "Punchy "Fighting" sonichu", considering that's the species for Punchy, but trolls know him as Punchy Sonichu.Ttherefore, no name change is needed.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 03:03, 17 March 2010 (UTC)

Alright then, I agree the name is fine as is. --[[User:Megaman|Megaman]] 16:05, 17 March 2010 (UTC)

: So as long as its not Chris asking, we can't put information up on any person if they say stop? So if Bob or Barbara is overheard in a video or phone chat saying they don't want to be on the internet, we need to take down all references to them? [[User:Double Nega|Double Nega]] 16:20, 18 March 2010 (UTC)
:* This is a separate case we will need to visit if it happen. The guideline regarding WallFlower was simple; she's a victim of Chris. The term "Megan 2.0" applies here. If she asked the material to be removed, I think it is ethical to do so. Bob and Barbara are enablers. This is a whole new ballgame to me. Of course, Chris being the fucktard that he is, will keep on dropping her Dox everywhere. We don't need to be "insensitive" as he is. Besides, WallFlower might be tempted to talk to us if we play nice... [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 16:44, 18 March 2010 (UTC)

== Her Side of the Story ==

Has anyone tried contacting her to get her side of the story? If she is an innocent victim of Chris, than we should allow her to post her version of events as to how they met, and whether Chris was actually her boyfriend (Which I highly doubt) or merely just an friend that he wanted to rape. I know she sent an email asking for her page to be taken down, so that must me that the admins have an email address for her. It would be very enlightening to learn what relationship she has with Tito, and if she became Chris's new Megan. If she's already stated that she doesn't want to comment, that's cool. she's been victimized enough [[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 11:37, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

*she's already contacted the cwcki herself. similar to megan, she doesn't want to tell her side but fair enough. just let her be. one day, the truth may come out but not now. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 15:39, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

True. I only bring this up because it seem's she has surfaced on youtube, talking about Chris. Whether the accounts is real or a fake is up for discussion [[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 11:37, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

== Remove the fanfiction.net image? ==

I was wondering- should the "How to troll trolls & Chris" image (the_link.jpg) of fanfiction.net be removed? Surfshack Tito has been shown to be the one who informed the Wallflower about Chris's true life & internet infamy. I didn't recollect seeing any info about the "ThyEnvysGreed" person on the article anymore (unless I missed it just now), so I kind of think it should be removed because it really doesn't have much to do with the Wallflower herself or Chris, not really anyway. I thought I'd ask here first, though. [[User:Meeko|Meeko]] 18:44, 24 March 2010 (UTC)meeko
:*I have uploaded the image for two reasons. First, we have the historical context. This is THE message that blew-up Chris's cover as a decent bloke and ended the 8 hours Wallflower Saga. Then, it also proves us our prominence as the source of everything CWC-related. Wallflower wasn't pointed to ED but to us. This says something by itself. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 19:21, 24 March 2010 (UTC)
:My only thing though, is how do we know that this is how Wallflower found out? Chris has said Tito did it (after saying Clyde did it, of course), but Tito hasn't revealed how he did it. My problem is that all we have to go on is the claims of 'ThyEnvysGreed'. Also, Chris hasn't specified how Wallflower found out, nor has the lady herself. We don't really have any proof of it, is all. [[User:Meeko|Meeko]] 13:15, 25 March 2010 (UTC)meeko
::*No, we don't have a point-by-point list about how Wallflower found out Chris's faggotery. This is something she might explain to us if she so chose. This being said, the screen shot proves us that someone hinted the lady towards the CWCki. For me, this is close enough. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 13:50, 25 March 2010 (UTC)

== Friend Zone ==

"He has no truck with the notion of "just friends." The Wallflower may have felt otherwise, which could explain Chris's angry remarks on the subject of the "friend zone" in the 15 January 2010 edition of the Mailbag."

I'm not sure about this section staying in. Chris has been angry at the Friend Zone as early as [[Mailbag 4]] which was way back in November.[[User:Wise dude321|Wise dude321]] 05:08, 26 March 2010 (UTC)

==Can we change the name?==
Since Chris has (once again) dropped The Wallflower's full name, can we change the name of the page? I know that we're only to upload information as it pertains to Chris but since he put it up on the Cwcipedia does that make it legit to put her name up here now? --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 02:29, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
:She asked us not to.
:So no. We shouldn't. Ever.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:32, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
:*Chris is retarded. We are not retarded. Lemme rephrase that; just because Chris does it, that doesn't make it okay for us to do it. We are better than him, rememeber? Plus, as the almighty Beat already said, she specifically asked us to take down the info and we are not ED. If she changes her mind, the info can go back up, but not before then no matter HOW many times Chris says: I DO NOT WANT ANYONE MENTIONING <her full name> ONLINE EVER! -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 03:18, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
::*Shit, I'm almighty now? When did this happen?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:00, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
:::*Face it Beat, you are awesome. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 04:03, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
:::*April 11th, 2:31am GMT. Just FYI. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 04:27, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

:*To reiterate, the reason the page was changed was because Wallflower's personal safety was threatened by this page - not that we were hurting her directly, just that people were posting doxs and stuff and were starting to harass her (in other words, this is why we can't have nice things). The fact she's a fanfic author, not that attractive by conventional Western standards of beauty, and her information is easily available online makes her a target for your average Internet troll.

::I'm not a big fan of censorship. I find it abhorrent. I am someone who believes information should be free and whatnot. However, Wallflower did make a request and it's always been the case where if someone felt that their privacy was threatened, we would accommodate to their request (i.e. "plz don't sue"). Unlike Wikipedia, what we're doing isn't exactly kosher to begin with (i.e. an entire wiki to document the misadventures of an autistic shell of a man for purposes of internet trolling as opposed to a free and open source of information)

::My solution would be as such - instances where Chris mentions her real name are mentioned, but not linked to her. We keep this article and perhaps mention these instances where the name is mentioned.

::CWCki should serve as a portal for uncensored and unadulterated access to Chris and his mind. Otherwise, a wiki cannot truly function. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:08, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

:::*Brilliant. Champ says it better than I ever could. Mind if I quote this post any time people keep bringing up this issue? -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 09:54, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

So quick question, what if Chris (in all his fucktardary) was stupid enough to tell info about her on the internet (like where she lives, her phone number, and other personal info and pictures) would that mean that we would have to record it? He did it with Megan and other people in his life, how do you know he's going to do it with the wallflower? --[[User:Yoshi2021|Yoshi2021]] 11:23, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
:If Chris did shit like that, it's my personal hope that his sysop would delete the page and tell him to quit his shit. Yeah, I know we're doing the whole "No shit is too minor!" thing, but most of these girls are actual people. They don't deserve newfags sending them pizzas for the rest of their lives just because they weren't openly cruel to a retard back in high school.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 13:08, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
:*I agree with the most honourable Beat on this one. I believe for now the official policy is that we document any time Chris drops her name, but not link it to the Wallflower article, as long as it's not something that a) implies she was going out with him or b) makes her super-easy to dox.
:Specifically:

::If he mentions her full name ''yet again'' in the transcript of a video, then we can transcribe it verbatim.
::If he creates a video with her ''pen-name'' name as the title, we can transcribe it verbatim.
::If he makes a list of his gal-pals with her real, full name as confusingly both a "friend" and an ex-girlfriend, then we have to replace it with The Wallflower.
::* So basically yeah. Don't make it seem like she was going out with him, don't make her super easy to dox, and you can mention her name where-ever Chris does. Otherwise, it's the Wallflower. [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 15:02, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

==Stating CWCki Policy==

[''The following, title included, is a section I drafted tonight with the aim of putting on the main page. Normally I would just stick it right there, but speaking for the CWCki admins is not something I can reasonably do, humble pleb that I am. I feel that the following passage adequately sums up what the CWCki should and will do, without giving the impression that the CWCki will simply remove whatever anyone feels is not perfectly aligned with their own interests.

Anyone can edit the following as they wish but if a Jerkop says it should/shouldn't say something, please don't change it. The intention is to transmit CWCki policy to [[User:Ronichu|newfags]], [[User:Ronichu|retards]] and casual readers alike.''] -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 15:31, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

====CWCki Policy====
In March 2010, Chris announced he had a lady friend, a "wallflower" at a meeting for young adults, hereby referred to as "The Wallflower." In a video he released, he dropped her name which allowed more malicious minded trolls to find dox on her and used the CWCki page to post her doxs, her unique fanfiction, etc with intents of trolling her. Given the harassment she received and the potential damage, it was reasonable she felt her personal safety was at risk. As such, she requested that the CWCki rename her page and remove instances of her personal details.

The CWCki administrators intend to uphold their promise to the Wallflower, a promise made in good faith. Chris, however, continues to drop both her real name and pen name in numerous videos, blog postings and pages on his CWCipedia. This makes concealing the Wallflower's identity harder and harder by the day and to *completely* protect the Wallflower would require censorship utterly unprecedented on these fair pages. It would severely compromise the CWCki's stated goal of recording and documenting Chris' life.

As such, the CWCki's policy (if it can be called that) is loosely defined as "''to adhere to the spirit of the agreement with the Wallflower''". That is to say, the CWCki will not make her real name and identity particularly easy to identify, nor will they disseminate Chris' demented idea that the two of them were dating (they most certainly were not, despite what Chris says).

Essentially, any media in which Chris mentions her name in passing will be transcribed faithfully BUT not linked to this article. However, any media that Chris releases that strongly implies (or outright states) that the two of them were dating OR any media which puts her real identity in significant danger will be faithfully transcribed; in this instance, any reference to her will be replaced with "The Wallflower", with a note that these changes were performed and what was removed. It is the belief of the CWCki admins that this fulfils their obligation to the Wallflower.

With that in mind... the bottom line is that the CWCki cannot protect the Wallflower from Chris. We cannot control who views the YouTube videos where he places her pen name as the title and repeatedly begs her, by full and complete name, to have sex with him because $100 is too much to pay for a hooker. By and large, the damage has already been done and nothing the CWCki could have done would have prevented it, nor can we put the genie back in the bottle now that it's out in the world. However, we will adhere to the spirit of the agreement with the Wallflower until such time as Chris makes the situation untenable, or the Wallflower wishes to renegotiate her agreement.

====Reply====
Absolutely beautiful, better than what I was going to do. However, in this case, it's ultimately up to [[User:Cogsdev|Cogs]] as she has the final word in this situation and I'm not one to fuck with Cogs. However, I do believe you provide a rationale for mentioning her real name in instances where Chris utters it and no where else.

The only thing it fails is that ultimately, we should not link her real name to the Wallflower and I believe that banning would be a suitable punishment for those who do. I added a bit of history, because people might need some background, but not sure if the right language to communicate this other bit I'm mentioning.

Well done, but as I said, this is ultimately Cogs's decision as the deal was between her and the Wallflower and trust me, you do not want to fuck with Cogs. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:22, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

Sounds good. Plus the bit you added Champ, proper Christorians know anyway, and casual troublemakers needn't know It makes sense just to leave the Wallflowers TRUE and HONEST name in black. You mean you don't really run this place? --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 17:03, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

:* Okay. Just basically gotta get Cogs to sign off on it. I'll leave this to sit for a day or two, then I'll poke her on her userpage. If I can't get a reply in a week or so, I'll post it since generally people seem to approve. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 22:43, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

== Fuck. Ing. Shit. ==

So he went and did it. He made a goddamn page on her.

The thing reads like 14 year old girl's breakup livejournal. Starts off about how wonderful she is, then angrily blames her for having a facebook page. Then gets all pissed off that she wants nothing to do with him. He makes some reference about "Swapping DNA in a movie" (likely a moronic reference to kissing), and at one point goes "n*****" which hilariously combines racisim and Chris's pathetic censorship. He ends it with a copypasta version of our page, with the bit about anonymity missing, probably in a rare moment of cognizance that we're being more respectful to the poor girl than he is.

It's Lulzy shit but the fact that this is basically him passive-aggressively begging trolls to harass her for daring to not have sex with him pisses me off to no end. I'd really honestly prefer it if Sysop (in her great wisdom) burned the page to the ground before too many people see it. Just tell him that this sort of unmitigated bullshit won't fly and maybe get some tardrage but I kinda doubt that's gonna happen.

Anyway there's plenty of stuff on the page we can incorporate into our article, namely Chris's completely batshit thoughts on her without breaking our word to her, but this whole thing is leaving a very bad taste in my mouth.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:30, 20 April 2010 (UTC)
*THIS. I don't know what to make of the whole mess. Someone need to open a channel to the girl and tell her about this crap. The whole "DNA swapping thing" is creepy even to me and I am quite hard to shock. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 02:34, 20 April 2010 (UTC)

Does Cogs deal extend to the CWCipedia? or is for all domains under her control? --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 02:32, 20 April 2010 (UTC)
* I don't know, but, I hope it does. I think, in the meantime, we should glean what we can from this page and put it on here since it does have to do with Chris. I'm not saying copypasta the entire page (save it just in case, though), but do what Beat said - put in Chris's batshit insane thoughts on this.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 02:35, 20 April 2010 (UTC)

*Added link to The Wallflower's page that Chris made under "External Links". --[[User:UJ1A1985|UJ1A1985]] 02:39, 20 April 2010 (UTC)

Holy shit, Chris still has a braincell left - he blanked Wallflower's page and changed her name over to her pen name! HA! I hope this was because she got to him and got angry!--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 03:01, 20 April 2010 (UTC)

== Lovely Weather ==

There is speculation in this article that Lovely Weather may be based on She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. The fact that her IRL name rhymes with "weather" makes this seem quite plausible. It seems a shame not to be able to use at least her first name in the article. [[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 02:45, 20 April 2010 (UTC)

Holy shit I'd never noticed that. Although I think it might have been touched upon- given that Chris use of entirely fictional OCs is virtually unheard of. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 02:47, 20 April 2010 (UTC)

:I see that Chris is denying the connection in his new Wallflower page on the cwcipedia. It would be interesting to know exactly when he met her, to see if the timing matches up. Just noticed that he used the word "lovely" to describe her when he wrote about meeting her at that adult social group thing ("met a lovely woman there who likes me too"). [[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 03:02, 20 April 2010 (UTC)

Talk:The Wallflower

2010-04-20T02:45:10Z

Squirrelbait:

==Ye olde shit==

Okay faggots, listen up. No personal details. Ever. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:14, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
* Would photos of her count as personal details? There's a photo on this page clearly showing her. --[[User:Marco|Marco]] 01:54, 16 March 2010 (UTC)
** If you're referring to the photo that's currently up there it's a shop - in particular, the facial features are so different that nobody could possibly connect her to the picture unless they'd seen the source photo. --[[User:Team CWCket|Team CWCket]] 11:16, 18 March 2010 (UTC)
*Gotcha. [[User:Brofose|Brofose]] 01:18, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
**Am I missing something here? Didn't Chris just inform us that this girl is no longer interested in him, with Message to the Trolls? So why are we locking down details about her now, when EDF can do no more damage? Or is there more to this?--[[User:Sonichuistehcool|Sonichuistehcool]] 01:22, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
***I'm sure that she got some sort of email/phone call, but we don't know enough about her or the situation to assume that she's fully out of the picture. Until then, it's better to have less info than too much info. [[User:Brofose|Brofose]] 01:24, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
Some explanation please? I mean, all the other galpal articles have info, what happened here? [[User:Dave|Dave]]
*i have received a message from wallflower herself asking for her info to be removed. while i'd rather not remove any information, at the same time, the article was focusing on personal details about the wallflower that weren't at all related to chris. since i'd rather avoid any trouble here, i've complied with her request. this new article should be used purely for chris-related information, since she is part of christory. if chris uploads information, then you can add it here, but don't add anything you found through internet investigation or whatever. --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 01:28, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
** A'ight, but can we have a background on the story on cwcki? You know, what happened for them to break up and stuff. [[User:Loserbrain|Loserbrain]] 01:29, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
*** There's no break up as far as I know. But I'm sure something must have happened between yesterday and today. We can document the drama but be vague. Example: Dedicated trolls found her information and then Chris got mad. Real mad. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:38, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
****Does this mean all the sweetheart pages are going to be changed? -PeaceCeapPea
*****Most of the sweethearts were trolls. Megan avoid this site like rape, so I don't think we need to worry about it. [[User:Loserbrain|Loserbrain]] 02:32, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
*Why are we doing this? Didn't Megan ask us for her dox to be taken off the internet? How do we know the message wasn't sent by a troll or a white knight?--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 02:12, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
**Have you seen the latest video from Chris? He found the CWCki. I guess "WallFlower" used Google. Another thing; Chris volunteered the info we got on him. She dint. We dint passed the Dox of other sweethearts or made fun of them as we did with her. Just for this, It had to be removed. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 02:29, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
*My apologies for deleting this page this page. I just woke up and I was confused about what the fuck was going on. I thought some faggot thought Chris was talking about two different girls. I absolutely agree with Cogs one hundred percent, if Wallflower requested this page to be taken down, I think that's a humble request given that the article was a threat to her wellbeing. It's not so much trying to cover our asses, I really can understand that the Wallflower (unlike Megan, who really didn't have much of an online presence) would have trolls be a very real threat and unlike Chris, she probably doesn't feed off negative attention.
:I regret that I did not address the dox in the pages. I really wasn't a big fan of having her Facebook, MySpace, etc. profile on there, aside from Chris related issues, mostly because we don't do the same thing for Megan and we shouldn't encourage faggots trolling Chris related people who have little to do with Chris.
:I think one lesson from this is we need to discuss some sort of privacy policy for CWCki. A less brash version of Clyde's dictum is that we should possibly treat pages about people only from the Chris universe perspective, that is how Chris views them and sees them as opposed to digging into personal details from online investigations. But yeah, people, let's not do shit like post MySpaces, Facebooks, and don't post people's personal information unless Chris posts it on the Internet for everyone to see. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:46, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
:* Seems fair enough. There was, in retrospect, no hope of keeping a lid on this whole thing, I think, no matter how much or how little personal info got posted here - as soon as her given name got out there, it was inevitable that some goof was gonna link her to this or to the ED page or to the sex doll video or whatever else. But that seems like a good policy for simple decency's sake. I apologize for getting carried away with all the links on the page yesterday. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 12:59, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

*I think the wording of this article should be more explicit as to how and what kind of idiot it was that contacted her over all this. I mean most EDF retards won't read krapple or PVCC etc. but they do read the Cwcki, and it might help in the future to have here an example to hold up of what exactly happens when you go the JULAYYY route of trolling. [[User:Hurrrr2|Hurrrr2]] 02:37, 11 March 2010 (UTC) 02:36, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

**Who cares about it, it seems something else is stirring within Chris. Guess he still has it out for me. Hmph. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 07:57, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

***I think we ought to be more careful with the information we post here. Most if not all CWCki contributors are either on /cwc/ or PVCC, but the readers are partially dumbasses (not just from EDF, I presume) who will fuck shit up. Yes, it's a shame this happens, but ultimately we are to blame here. It was very obvious the CWCki article on her would lead to someone contacting her. Documenting information is important, but perhaps there should be some articles protected from viewing? I don't know. --[[User:Wtv|Wtv]] 10:48, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
*combine with the sonichu crystals to the [Wallflower] page?? [[user:I_Love_Little_Girls|I Love Little Girls]] 10:23, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
::no they want that page gone, that's why it's over here without any references to her personally. --[[User:Digital|Digital]] 11:03, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
:::oh, i see. whatevss [[user:I_Love_Little_Girls|I Love Little Girls]] 11:30, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
:::*Yeah, I thought the same thing so don't feel bad. tl;dr is that Wallflower asked for it to be removed and Cogs complied, because it was a reasonable request. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 12:31, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

*Wow, now we turned into Moralfags and we are going to censor trolling, for the sake of the trolls who already know who she is. Also, it is not that difficult to do a fucking google search and found everything there is to found about this girl, so this is just stupid. If you had any respect in the first place for any of the friends or family of chris chan you would not have all the information you have on them all over the page, and that's not the case, so for what I can see here this is a very hypocritical position, or this is just part of a trolling plan.--[[User:SGSS01|SGSS01]] 10:04, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
:One, we're not Moralfags.
Two, the dox was removed by her request.
Three, if we put the dox back up, she could net us some downtime for invading her privacy and personal life.
So fuck off. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 21:18, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
::Taking down the page because we put information already publicly available on the internet?, lulz, let her send in detectives, send in police, send everything in her power!. I'm sorry but that's not a valid reason, we have personal information about a lot of persons, and many of those don't even use the internet, or is information we got from hacked mail accounts (Cole), and fuck, he really could take the site down just for that, and we still have his article.--[[User:SGSS01|SGSS01]] 03:32, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
:::There's a legal liability out there. Chris says most of what he wants. If he sue the site for libel, he will lose since all the material here mostly came from his own (dirty) hands. Wallflower on the other side came from nowhere and the tone used to describe her was quite unflattering. Keeping Wallflower previous page on line would had brought to this site much trouble (including legal ones) so it was wise to shut it down. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:46, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
:::* What about the things that were coerced from him? Do those fall under acceptable use or not?--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 04:12, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
::::*Coercing implies some form of entrapment. At any time Chris had the possibility to walk out and stop posting on the net as Chris-Chan. He dint. Up to there, humping his PS3 is on fact voluntary from his part. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 05:11, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
:We can put name what is she going to do? Chris reveal her name. We are NOT moralfags. If its on the internet its public information (as long as it is not credit card numbers, passwords, or SSN) we are just data mining. --[[User:Psycatalyst|Psycatalyst]] 21:30, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
::Any troll can go data-mining. We are not trolls, we are Christorians; Holy scribes monitoring the advent and life of the "Messiah Of Fail". It is in our upmost interest to play nice. How many of us would salivate over an e-mail of five lines from Megan ranting about Chris? Let's be nice to the Wallflower; she might bring us something great in the future. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:53, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
==Srsly though...==
To improve the article:
# Wallflower really isn't a sweetheart. Nothing public about this yet but as most of you can tell, she's more or less Megan - because she has managed to be around Chris for more than five seconds, Chris takes this to mean sexual interest and a serious relationship.
# We need a pic of a Wallflower. Like, literally, a flower growing out of a wall. Not a drawn pic, but an actual photograph. Shouldn't be too hard to fine, just don't feel like it now. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 12:31, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
[[File:ClydeandLovelyweather.jpg|thumb|center]]
Here you go a photo of what resembles Heather with Clyde Cash --[[User:Psycatalyst|Psycatalyst]] 04:16, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
:"We need a pic of a Wallflower. Like, literally, a flower growing out of a wall." Moralfag my ass. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 02:20, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

[[File:Aliteralallflower.jpg|thumb|center]]--[[User:Curseshot|Curseshot]] 21:39, 18 March 2010 (UTC)
:You're winner. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 02:20, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

==Pimp Claim Responsibility==

This bloke known on YouTube as "ThyEnvysGreed" claim he's the one who [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRr-N5_V_9s alerted wallflower]. What should we do with this faggot? [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 16:33, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
* It's possible the guy's full of shit and just taking credit for something. Going by the comments 'they' have been making, this is quite likely; his 'group' seems to be out to make a name for themselves rather than just have a laugh at Chris's expense. Aside from that, just do what everyone seems to be doing already; spam his comments informing him of what a massive prick he is and that he should lay off the fucking donuts. [[User:JerichoJack|JerichoJack]] 16:51, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
:*This. Seriously, guys, let's not give credit to faggots who want attention. Damage is done, we need to move on. Besides [[CWCki:CWCki_is#CWCki_is_about_Chris|CWCki is about Chris]], not so much faggots like this. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:12, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
**I agree with the comment spamming, just piledrive him into the dirt. He fucked up an opportunity for some awesome shit. I would understand if he were trying to get a laugh out of messing with Chris, but he's just looking for e-fame. I say we don't give him that much attention unless it's totally negative.--[[User:JRampancy|JRampancy]] 16:54, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
***I'll need to find the picture I saw on /cwc/, but he also had an account on Fanfiction.net and I think that's how he alerted her, since I don't think they allow anonymous reviews anymore. And it was the same screen name.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 17:30, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
****Well gentlemen, I believe it's time to do what we do best. IT'S TROLLING TIME, LADS.[[User:JerichoJack|JerichoJack]] 17:36, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
*Faggot deleted it. Did anyone save it? '''[[User:Odettafag|blind justice.]]''' [[User talk:Odettafag|to each his own.]] 18:11, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
** [http://rs336.rapidshare.com/files/362046356/whatafuckingtard.flv It's right there] [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 19:02, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
*** Thanks! '''[[User:Odettafag|blind justice.]]''' [[User talk:Odettafag|to each his own.]] 19:05, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
He's a troll, you guys. Attention will only make him stronger unless we find his house (which is unlikely). Until someone can dox him, the best course of action is to ignore him, depriving him of his e-fame. Bonus points if fifty different accounts simultaneously claim that they're the ones who pissed off Wallflower so nobody takes his claims seriously.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 18:24, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
***I can't believe he tucked tail and ran away so quickly. He did post on [[A message to the Trolls]] which is still there for the viewing. [[User:Meeko|Meeko]] 20:54, 11 March 2010 (UTC)meeko
***There's also a message in [[Don't Mess With Me]], still in plain view and for all to see. He's like The Pinch - a coward who wants e-fame. Pure and simple.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 21:07, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
*He destroyed your guy's plans to get drama out of a guy! Oh no. Just calm down. Seriously, it's not a big deal. [[User:Chaosakita|Chaosakita]] 05:42, 12 March 2010 (UTC)
:* It is. Chris is the most interesting when conversing with "normal" people - especially women. --[[User:Derpalerp|Derpalerp]] 08:28, 12 March 2010 (UTC)

** I found anothe possible leaker on twitter he/she says and I quote "Sonichuproducts @CWCSonichu I dare your faggot ass to do a curse ya fuck yo momma or whatever it is on me, I told Heather you dirty Retarded bitch."

could it be a lead or just an attention seeking fag?--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 23:17, 12 March 2010 (UTC)
*Krapple did a bit of detective work and found that he has another account-"6thof66" or something like that. Calls himself "the Agonstic Saint" and says he rejected his real name- his friends call him Sage after some wise man, according to him. He's 24 and lives somewhere in Texas. He lives alone and cut off all ties with his family. His videos there are mostly of him bitching and moaning about religion in general and Christianity in particular. Most importantly, one of his videos shows his license plate number- BJ6-G449. Make the most of it.--[[User:This guy|This guy]] 14:17, 18 March 2010 (UTC)
**Never mind, the above isn't thyenvysgreed. It was a fake lead put by a butthurt ED lurker with a grudge. He still looks like he's worth trolling, though.--[[User:This guy|This guy]] 14:43, 18 March 2010 (UTC)
==Now that Chris has dropped her name...==
Is it ok to mention her first name on this page?--[[User:AdderCress|AdderCress]] 15:41, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
*You have a point, and I see the logic, but I think the whole point of removing her name was sending a message to the rest of the trolls (and the external observers) that we are actually decent people. To go back on that would be to lose a social lead which is more valuable than the person's name. Again, this is just what I think. Feel free to prove me wrong. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 15:59, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
*But there is no point in hiding her name, the problem with his page was the loads of information about her, not related to Chris, and since Chris mentioned her name; her name, her relation to Chris and anything Chris related shall be posted here, no more info about her. [[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 16:05, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
:*You make a fair point, however given that Chris 1) assumes that it's a video only Tito will watch (forgetting that public YouTube videos are, you know, public) and 2) he's retarded like that, the thought that mentioning her name again probably didn't cross his mind. However, Wallflower asked us nicely to remove her page and adding her name back would sort of violate the spirit of that agreement. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:56, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
::* I understand, but then, should we censor part of the kilt video when Chris says her name?, of course, keeping a copy of the original, and linking it on the page, and replacing her name with the pseudonym in the transcript. Better safe than sorry.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 17:31, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
:::*In my opinion, censoring the material would only draw more attention to the Wallflower's identity. People would start looking at the stuff that has been deliberately removed and get more and more curious and try to find it. Especially if we have a copy of video with the name bleeped or transcript with the name removed, while Chris has the actual video up on his own account. My idea would be ''not'' to cover her identity specifically (which this article already does that), but if Chris keeps rambling about it, there's little we can really do. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 17:53, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
::::* But this page, as well as the LittleBigPlanet one reference the wallflower's name and her likes, is not really hard to find her anyways.By the way, someone already censored it in the kilt video.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 18:24, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
::* It would be nice if someone contact Wallflower and tells her that Chris keep on yelling her name on the internet while wearing a dress. I am concerned with all this. A well-determined Grieffer can still reach her because the manchild can't keep his pie-hole shut.[[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 17:59, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
::**I've sent two messages to her on Facebook and she hasn't responded yet. Also, PVCC isn't telling us something--Scarlet/Kim/Emily knows Heather, according to Chris.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 18:38, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
::***Interesting twist. In this case, our best option is to lie down and wait for the PVCC to make their moves. They always bring the best Lulz. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 19:32, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
No. The CWCki needs to be smart about this kind of thing. When a person is angry about Chris's antics and actively asks the CWCki to take their information down, that person should be respected. It's fine to document Chris's antics that he publicly puts online, but Wallflower did not ask to be a part of Chris's online life and has specifically tried to distance herself from all this. For that matter, I'm of the opinion that if Megan ever came to the CWCki and asked to have materials taken down or hidden, it should be done, too. Same goes for Bob, Barb or anyone else who has not deliberately made themselves a part of Chris's online life. If a person deliberately makes themselves a part of Chris's online life, then their "details" are a fair thing to put up. If they are trying as hard as they can to get away from Chris's online life, then their "details" should be respected. The CWCki needs to be wise when it comes to liabilities. It is one thing to put up Chris's funny antics that he's made known publicly. It is another thing to put up unnecessary personal details of a person who has never asked to associate with Chris in a public way. Besides, all said and done, there's no need to document her name or her personal information to track Chris's stupid antics. It doesn't make Chris's antics any more funny. This brings up a great debate for the CWCki though: how far is too far? For me, I would hope there are limits. This is not a "lulz" site. [[User:Elephant|Elephant]] 20:28, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

:::My two cents is adding first name is ok since he mentioned it and it is an unspecific referential index, which means it is vague. I don't see a problem with putting their names online since you can get records with their names on it from realtors, department of elections, white pages, or the city accessor's office for free. We should put in Damian Antaria and Heather into the article since Chris mentioned it. The CWCki '''Only''' records encounters with Chris not personal information such as SSN or credit card numbers. By your logic we would have to take down the site if Chris makes the request which is NOT going to happen. The CWCki site is only recording what Chris is doing. If anyone is to be held liable it is Chris for revealing the information. For example: ''When Scooter Libby leaked info on Valerie Plame the CIA agent to the New York Times, the New York Times did not get in trouble'' If trolls wanted to find the information they would with or without the CWCki. --[[User:Psycatalyst|Psycatalyst]] 20:52, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

Personally, I support her name not neing intentionally added here. I do, however, think it is stupid to try to hide her name intentionally. I think we should refer to her as the Wallflower, but if Chris says it in a video, merely changing it in the transcript is not only ineffective, it is annoying. If he presents the information, it takes 2 seconds to watch the video and hear the name. We let it stay in the transcripts merely for the sake of flow, but then we don't call her by that name anywhere else. I think that will give everyone pretty much what they want, as her name is not spread and her info is not known, but it isn't an eyesore to read and I don't have to be constantly reminded that I'm not supposed to know her name.
Tl;dr: Hiding the name on purpose is futile and, in a selfish light, detracts from my experience (which I rail against with full force). Don't take it out of what he says, but don't put it up elsewhere. That also means that the people who missed all this won't go insane trying to find info. Meh, my idea sucks, but I'll put it out there. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 21:44, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
* I agree that it's easy to put the information together; if you Google up the information that Chris has given, you can find her easily. I think we should do more or less as you've said- present exactly what Chris says and not link the two together. Anyone who is really confused can look it up. It's no less confusing to a newb, IMO, than the articles that refer to Chris as "Ian" and Liquid as "Chris". [[User:BubblegumPinkButler|BubblegumPinkButler]] 00:21, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
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* In case no one has been keeping tabs, the alias currently in the page had been discarded, so now we should be completely safe. (Did one of you talk to her?) --[[User:LeninandMcCarthy|LeninandMcCarthy]] 02:56, 16 March 2010 (UTC)
* For those of you keeping score at home, Chris himself has published her full name on the Cwcipedia under an exhaustive list of 'Past Sweethearts'. (yes yes ffffffff, goddammit chris, etc etc) Considering this nugget of fail was yielded unprovoked by the manchild, would it be against the 'no irl names' rule on this page to at least link to his cwcipedia page on here? [[User:Hurrrr2|Hurrrr2]] 02:27, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
== Suggested Name Change ==

In his most recent [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|video]], Chris refers to the wallflower as "Damian Antaria". I suggest we change the article to reflect this. "The wallflower" is simply a name the trolls gave her. Our purpose here is to document Chris, and so, if this is what he calls her, this is what we call her. This isn't meant to throw her personal information out there, or even link this article to her writings. If Chris wants to give us this name, then that's her name. Just saying. What do you guys think? --[[User:Megaman|Megaman]] 23:17, 16 March 2010 (UTC)
:I disagree for two reasons; First, Wallflower asked that we remove all her personal info. This includes, in my opinion, her pen name. Then, many Christorians out-there have adopted the name "Wallflower" to name her. Why changing that good habit and risking confusion? [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 00:49, 17 March 2010 (UTC)

:Because [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Template:Captain%27s_Log&oldid=4013| Chris thinks we took this page down because he told us to]. I think we need to make it clear that we removed the information because "Damian Antaria" asked us to, not due to Chris' bloated ego and aggressive, one-sided demands --[[User:Megaman|Megaman]] 02:31, 17 March 2010 (UTC)

:: Chris probably just takes quick looks at the pages, i doubt that changing the name will have any effect on him, besides, the page states ""The Wallflower" aka Damian Antaria...", so, there is no need for a name change, it would be like changing articles like " Punchy sonichu" to "Punchy "Fighting" sonichu", considering that's the species for Punchy, but trolls know him as Punchy Sonichu.Ttherefore, no name change is needed.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 03:03, 17 March 2010 (UTC)

Alright then, I agree the name is fine as is. --[[User:Megaman|Megaman]] 16:05, 17 March 2010 (UTC)

: So as long as its not Chris asking, we can't put information up on any person if they say stop? So if Bob or Barbara is overheard in a video or phone chat saying they don't want to be on the internet, we need to take down all references to them? [[User:Double Nega|Double Nega]] 16:20, 18 March 2010 (UTC)
:* This is a separate case we will need to visit if it happen. The guideline regarding WallFlower was simple; she's a victim of Chris. The term "Megan 2.0" applies here. If she asked the material to be removed, I think it is ethical to do so. Bob and Barbara are enablers. This is a whole new ballgame to me. Of course, Chris being the fucktard that he is, will keep on dropping her Dox everywhere. We don't need to be "insensitive" as he is. Besides, WallFlower might be tempted to talk to us if we play nice... [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 16:44, 18 March 2010 (UTC)

== Her Side of the Story ==

Has anyone tried contacting her to get her side of the story? If she is an innocent victim of Chris, than we should allow her to post her version of events as to how they met, and whether Chris was actually her boyfriend (Which I highly doubt) or merely just an friend that he wanted to rape. I know she sent an email asking for her page to be taken down, so that must me that the admins have an email address for her. It would be very enlightening to learn what relationship she has with Tito, and if she became Chris's new Megan. If she's already stated that she doesn't want to comment, that's cool. she's been victimized enough [[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 11:37, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

*she's already contacted the cwcki herself. similar to megan, she doesn't want to tell her side but fair enough. just let her be. one day, the truth may come out but not now. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 15:39, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

True. I only bring this up because it seem's she has surfaced on youtube, talking about Chris. Whether the accounts is real or a fake is up for discussion [[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 11:37, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

== Remove the fanfiction.net image? ==

I was wondering- should the "How to troll trolls & Chris" image (the_link.jpg) of fanfiction.net be removed? Surfshack Tito has been shown to be the one who informed the Wallflower about Chris's true life & internet infamy. I didn't recollect seeing any info about the "ThyEnvysGreed" person on the article anymore (unless I missed it just now), so I kind of think it should be removed because it really doesn't have much to do with the Wallflower herself or Chris, not really anyway. I thought I'd ask here first, though. [[User:Meeko|Meeko]] 18:44, 24 March 2010 (UTC)meeko
:*I have uploaded the image for two reasons. First, we have the historical context. This is THE message that blew-up Chris's cover as a decent bloke and ended the 8 hours Wallflower Saga. Then, it also proves us our prominence as the source of everything CWC-related. Wallflower wasn't pointed to ED but to us. This says something by itself. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 19:21, 24 March 2010 (UTC)
:My only thing though, is how do we know that this is how Wallflower found out? Chris has said Tito did it (after saying Clyde did it, of course), but Tito hasn't revealed how he did it. My problem is that all we have to go on is the claims of 'ThyEnvysGreed'. Also, Chris hasn't specified how Wallflower found out, nor has the lady herself. We don't really have any proof of it, is all. [[User:Meeko|Meeko]] 13:15, 25 March 2010 (UTC)meeko
::*No, we don't have a point-by-point list about how Wallflower found out Chris's faggotery. This is something she might explain to us if she so chose. This being said, the screen shot proves us that someone hinted the lady towards the CWCki. For me, this is close enough. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 13:50, 25 March 2010 (UTC)

== Friend Zone ==

"He has no truck with the notion of "just friends." The Wallflower may have felt otherwise, which could explain Chris's angry remarks on the subject of the "friend zone" in the 15 January 2010 edition of the Mailbag."

I'm not sure about this section staying in. Chris has been angry at the Friend Zone as early as [[Mailbag 4]] which was way back in November.[[User:Wise dude321|Wise dude321]] 05:08, 26 March 2010 (UTC)

==Can we change the name?==
Since Chris has (once again) dropped The Wallflower's full name, can we change the name of the page? I know that we're only to upload information as it pertains to Chris but since he put it up on the Cwcipedia does that make it legit to put her name up here now? --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 02:29, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
:She asked us not to.
:So no. We shouldn't. Ever.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:32, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
:*Chris is retarded. We are not retarded. Lemme rephrase that; just because Chris does it, that doesn't make it okay for us to do it. We are better than him, rememeber? Plus, as the almighty Beat already said, she specifically asked us to take down the info and we are not ED. If she changes her mind, the info can go back up, but not before then no matter HOW many times Chris says: I DO NOT WANT ANYONE MENTIONING <her full name> ONLINE EVER! -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 03:18, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
::*Shit, I'm almighty now? When did this happen?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:00, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
:::*Face it Beat, you are awesome. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 04:03, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
:::*April 11th, 2:31am GMT. Just FYI. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 04:27, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

:*To reiterate, the reason the page was changed was because Wallflower's personal safety was threatened by this page - not that we were hurting her directly, just that people were posting doxs and stuff and were starting to harass her (in other words, this is why we can't have nice things). The fact she's a fanfic author, not that attractive by conventional Western standards of beauty, and her information is easily available online makes her a target for your average Internet troll.

::I'm not a big fan of censorship. I find it abhorrent. I am someone who believes information should be free and whatnot. However, Wallflower did make a request and it's always been the case where if someone felt that their privacy was threatened, we would accommodate to their request (i.e. "plz don't sue"). Unlike Wikipedia, what we're doing isn't exactly kosher to begin with (i.e. an entire wiki to document the misadventures of an autistic shell of a man for purposes of internet trolling as opposed to a free and open source of information)

::My solution would be as such - instances where Chris mentions her real name are mentioned, but not linked to her. We keep this article and perhaps mention these instances where the name is mentioned.

::CWCki should serve as a portal for uncensored and unadulterated access to Chris and his mind. Otherwise, a wiki cannot truly function. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:08, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

:::*Brilliant. Champ says it better than I ever could. Mind if I quote this post any time people keep bringing up this issue? -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 09:54, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

So quick question, what if Chris (in all his fucktardary) was stupid enough to tell info about her on the internet (like where she lives, her phone number, and other personal info and pictures) would that mean that we would have to record it? He did it with Megan and other people in his life, how do you know he's going to do it with the wallflower? --[[User:Yoshi2021|Yoshi2021]] 11:23, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
:If Chris did shit like that, it's my personal hope that his sysop would delete the page and tell him to quit his shit. Yeah, I know we're doing the whole "No shit is too minor!" thing, but most of these girls are actual people. They don't deserve newfags sending them pizzas for the rest of their lives just because they weren't openly cruel to a retard back in high school.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 13:08, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
:*I agree with the most honourable Beat on this one. I believe for now the official policy is that we document any time Chris drops her name, but not link it to the Wallflower article, as long as it's not something that a) implies she was going out with him or b) makes her super-easy to dox.
:Specifically:

::If he mentions her full name ''yet again'' in the transcript of a video, then we can transcribe it verbatim.
::If he creates a video with her ''pen-name'' name as the title, we can transcribe it verbatim.
::If he makes a list of his gal-pals with her real, full name as confusingly both a "friend" and an ex-girlfriend, then we have to replace it with The Wallflower.
::* So basically yeah. Don't make it seem like she was going out with him, don't make her super easy to dox, and you can mention her name where-ever Chris does. Otherwise, it's the Wallflower. [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 15:02, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

==Stating CWCki Policy==

[''The following, title included, is a section I drafted tonight with the aim of putting on the main page. Normally I would just stick it right there, but speaking for the CWCki admins is not something I can reasonably do, humble pleb that I am. I feel that the following passage adequately sums up what the CWCki should and will do, without giving the impression that the CWCki will simply remove whatever anyone feels is not perfectly aligned with their own interests.

Anyone can edit the following as they wish but if a Jerkop says it should/shouldn't say something, please don't change it. The intention is to transmit CWCki policy to [[User:Ronichu|newfags]], [[User:Ronichu|retards]] and casual readers alike.''] -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 15:31, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

====CWCki Policy====
In March 2010, Chris announced he had a lady friend, a "wallflower" at a meeting for young adults, hereby referred to as "The Wallflower." In a video he released, he dropped her name which allowed more malicious minded trolls to find dox on her and used the CWCki page to post her doxs, her unique fanfiction, etc with intents of trolling her. Given the harassment she received and the potential damage, it was reasonable she felt her personal safety was at risk. As such, she requested that the CWCki rename her page and remove instances of her personal details.

The CWCki administrators intend to uphold their promise to the Wallflower, a promise made in good faith. Chris, however, continues to drop both her real name and pen name in numerous videos, blog postings and pages on his CWCipedia. This makes concealing the Wallflower's identity harder and harder by the day and to *completely* protect the Wallflower would require censorship utterly unprecedented on these fair pages. It would severely compromise the CWCki's stated goal of recording and documenting Chris' life.

As such, the CWCki's policy (if it can be called that) is loosely defined as "''to adhere to the spirit of the agreement with the Wallflower''". That is to say, the CWCki will not make her real name and identity particularly easy to identify, nor will they disseminate Chris' demented idea that the two of them were dating (they most certainly were not, despite what Chris says).

Essentially, any media in which Chris mentions her name in passing will be transcribed faithfully BUT not linked to this article. However, any media that Chris releases that strongly implies (or outright states) that the two of them were dating OR any media which puts her real identity in significant danger will be faithfully transcribed; in this instance, any reference to her will be replaced with "The Wallflower", with a note that these changes were performed and what was removed. It is the belief of the CWCki admins that this fulfils their obligation to the Wallflower.

With that in mind... the bottom line is that the CWCki cannot protect the Wallflower from Chris. We cannot control who views the YouTube videos where he places her pen name as the title and repeatedly begs her, by full and complete name, to have sex with him because $100 is too much to pay for a hooker. By and large, the damage has already been done and nothing the CWCki could have done would have prevented it, nor can we put the genie back in the bottle now that it's out in the world. However, we will adhere to the spirit of the agreement with the Wallflower until such time as Chris makes the situation untenable, or the Wallflower wishes to renegotiate her agreement.

====Reply====
Absolutely beautiful, better than what I was going to do. However, in this case, it's ultimately up to [[User:Cogsdev|Cogs]] as she has the final word in this situation and I'm not one to fuck with Cogs. However, I do believe you provide a rationale for mentioning her real name in instances where Chris utters it and no where else.

The only thing it fails is that ultimately, we should not link her real name to the Wallflower and I believe that banning would be a suitable punishment for those who do. I added a bit of history, because people might need some background, but not sure if the right language to communicate this other bit I'm mentioning.

Well done, but as I said, this is ultimately Cogs's decision as the deal was between her and the Wallflower and trust me, you do not want to fuck with Cogs. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:22, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

Sounds good. Plus the bit you added Champ, proper Christorians know anyway, and casual troublemakers needn't know It makes sense just to leave the Wallflowers TRUE and HONEST name in black. You mean you don't really run this place? --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 17:03, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

:* Okay. Just basically gotta get Cogs to sign off on it. I'll leave this to sit for a day or two, then I'll poke her on her userpage. If I can't get a reply in a week or so, I'll post it since generally people seem to approve. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 22:43, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

== Fuck. Ing. Shit. ==

So he went and did it. He made a goddamn page on her.

The thing reads like 14 year old girl's breakup livejournal. Starts off about how wonderful she is, then angrily blames her for having a facebook page. Then gets all pissed off that she wants nothing to do with him. He makes some reference about "Swapping DNA in a movie" (likely a moronic reference to kissing), and at one point goes "n*****" which hilariously combines racisim and Chris's pathetic censorship. He ends it with a copypasta version of our page, with the bit about anonymity missing, probably in a rare moment of cognizance that we're being more respectful to the poor girl than he is.

It's Lulzy shit but the fact that this is basically him passive-aggressively begging trolls to harass her for daring to not have sex with him pisses me off to no end. I'd really honestly prefer it if Sysop (in her great wisdom) burned the page to the ground before too many people see it. Just tell him that this sort of unmitigated bullshit won't fly and maybe get some tardrage but I kinda doubt that's gonna happen.

Anyway there's plenty of stuff on the page we can incorporate into our article, namely Chris's completely batshit thoughts on her without breaking our word to her, but this whole thing is leaving a very bad taste in my mouth.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:30, 20 April 2010 (UTC)
*THIS. I don't know what to make of the whole mess. Someone need to open a channel to the girl and tell her about this crap. The whole "DNA swapping thing" is creepy even to me and I am quite hard to shock. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 02:34, 20 April 2010 (UTC)

Does Cogs deal extend to the CWCipedia? or is for all domains under her control? --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 02:32, 20 April 2010 (UTC)
* I don't know, but, I hope it does. I think, in the meantime, we should glean what we can from this page and put it on here since it does have to do with Chris. I'm not saying copypasta the entire page (save it just in case, though), but do what Beat said - put in Chris's batshit insane thoughts on this.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 02:35, 20 April 2010 (UTC)

*Added link to The Wallflower's page that Chris made under "External Links". --[[User:UJ1A1985|UJ1A1985]] 02:39, 20 April 2010 (UTC)

== Lovely Weather ==

There is speculation in this article that Lovely Weather may be based on She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. The fact that her IRL name rhymes with "weather" makes this seem quite plausible. It seems a shame not to be able to use at least her first name in the article. [[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 02:45, 20 April 2010 (UTC)

Talk:The Wallflower

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Squirrelbait:

==Ye olde shit==

Okay faggots, listen up. No personal details. Ever. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:14, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
* Would photos of her count as personal details? There's a photo on this page clearly showing her. --[[User:Marco|Marco]] 01:54, 16 March 2010 (UTC)
** If you're referring to the photo that's currently up there it's a shop - in particular, the facial features are so different that nobody could possibly connect her to the picture unless they'd seen the source photo. --[[User:Team CWCket|Team CWCket]] 11:16, 18 March 2010 (UTC)
*Gotcha. [[User:Brofose|Brofose]] 01:18, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
**Am I missing something here? Didn't Chris just inform us that this girl is no longer interested in him, with Message to the Trolls? So why are we locking down details about her now, when EDF can do no more damage? Or is there more to this?--[[User:Sonichuistehcool|Sonichuistehcool]] 01:22, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
***I'm sure that she got some sort of email/phone call, but we don't know enough about her or the situation to assume that she's fully out of the picture. Until then, it's better to have less info than too much info. [[User:Brofose|Brofose]] 01:24, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
Some explanation please? I mean, all the other galpal articles have info, what happened here? [[User:Dave|Dave]]
*i have received a message from wallflower herself asking for her info to be removed. while i'd rather not remove any information, at the same time, the article was focusing on personal details about the wallflower that weren't at all related to chris. since i'd rather avoid any trouble here, i've complied with her request. this new article should be used purely for chris-related information, since she is part of christory. if chris uploads information, then you can add it here, but don't add anything you found through internet investigation or whatever. --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 01:28, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
** A'ight, but can we have a background on the story on cwcki? You know, what happened for them to break up and stuff. [[User:Loserbrain|Loserbrain]] 01:29, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
*** There's no break up as far as I know. But I'm sure something must have happened between yesterday and today. We can document the drama but be vague. Example: Dedicated trolls found her information and then Chris got mad. Real mad. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:38, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
****Does this mean all the sweetheart pages are going to be changed? -PeaceCeapPea
*****Most of the sweethearts were trolls. Megan avoid this site like rape, so I don't think we need to worry about it. [[User:Loserbrain|Loserbrain]] 02:32, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
*Why are we doing this? Didn't Megan ask us for her dox to be taken off the internet? How do we know the message wasn't sent by a troll or a white knight?--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 02:12, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
**Have you seen the latest video from Chris? He found the CWCki. I guess "WallFlower" used Google. Another thing; Chris volunteered the info we got on him. She dint. We dint passed the Dox of other sweethearts or made fun of them as we did with her. Just for this, It had to be removed. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 02:29, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
*My apologies for deleting this page this page. I just woke up and I was confused about what the fuck was going on. I thought some faggot thought Chris was talking about two different girls. I absolutely agree with Cogs one hundred percent, if Wallflower requested this page to be taken down, I think that's a humble request given that the article was a threat to her wellbeing. It's not so much trying to cover our asses, I really can understand that the Wallflower (unlike Megan, who really didn't have much of an online presence) would have trolls be a very real threat and unlike Chris, she probably doesn't feed off negative attention.
:I regret that I did not address the dox in the pages. I really wasn't a big fan of having her Facebook, MySpace, etc. profile on there, aside from Chris related issues, mostly because we don't do the same thing for Megan and we shouldn't encourage faggots trolling Chris related people who have little to do with Chris.
:I think one lesson from this is we need to discuss some sort of privacy policy for CWCki. A less brash version of Clyde's dictum is that we should possibly treat pages about people only from the Chris universe perspective, that is how Chris views them and sees them as opposed to digging into personal details from online investigations. But yeah, people, let's not do shit like post MySpaces, Facebooks, and don't post people's personal information unless Chris posts it on the Internet for everyone to see. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:46, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
:* Seems fair enough. There was, in retrospect, no hope of keeping a lid on this whole thing, I think, no matter how much or how little personal info got posted here - as soon as her given name got out there, it was inevitable that some goof was gonna link her to this or to the ED page or to the sex doll video or whatever else. But that seems like a good policy for simple decency's sake. I apologize for getting carried away with all the links on the page yesterday. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 12:59, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

*I think the wording of this article should be more explicit as to how and what kind of idiot it was that contacted her over all this. I mean most EDF retards won't read krapple or PVCC etc. but they do read the Cwcki, and it might help in the future to have here an example to hold up of what exactly happens when you go the JULAYYY route of trolling. [[User:Hurrrr2|Hurrrr2]] 02:37, 11 March 2010 (UTC) 02:36, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

**Who cares about it, it seems something else is stirring within Chris. Guess he still has it out for me. Hmph. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 07:57, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

***I think we ought to be more careful with the information we post here. Most if not all CWCki contributors are either on /cwc/ or PVCC, but the readers are partially dumbasses (not just from EDF, I presume) who will fuck shit up. Yes, it's a shame this happens, but ultimately we are to blame here. It was very obvious the CWCki article on her would lead to someone contacting her. Documenting information is important, but perhaps there should be some articles protected from viewing? I don't know. --[[User:Wtv|Wtv]] 10:48, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
*combine with the sonichu crystals to the [Wallflower] page?? [[user:I_Love_Little_Girls|I Love Little Girls]] 10:23, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
::no they want that page gone, that's why it's over here without any references to her personally. --[[User:Digital|Digital]] 11:03, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
:::oh, i see. whatevss [[user:I_Love_Little_Girls|I Love Little Girls]] 11:30, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
:::*Yeah, I thought the same thing so don't feel bad. tl;dr is that Wallflower asked for it to be removed and Cogs complied, because it was a reasonable request. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 12:31, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

*Wow, now we turned into Moralfags and we are going to censor trolling, for the sake of the trolls who already know who she is. Also, it is not that difficult to do a fucking google search and found everything there is to found about this girl, so this is just stupid. If you had any respect in the first place for any of the friends or family of chris chan you would not have all the information you have on them all over the page, and that's not the case, so for what I can see here this is a very hypocritical position, or this is just part of a trolling plan.--[[User:SGSS01|SGSS01]] 10:04, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
:One, we're not Moralfags.
Two, the dox was removed by her request.
Three, if we put the dox back up, she could net us some downtime for invading her privacy and personal life.
So fuck off. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 21:18, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
::Taking down the page because we put information already publicly available on the internet?, lulz, let her send in detectives, send in police, send everything in her power!. I'm sorry but that's not a valid reason, we have personal information about a lot of persons, and many of those don't even use the internet, or is information we got from hacked mail accounts (Cole), and fuck, he really could take the site down just for that, and we still have his article.--[[User:SGSS01|SGSS01]] 03:32, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
:::There's a legal liability out there. Chris says most of what he wants. If he sue the site for libel, he will lose since all the material here mostly came from his own (dirty) hands. Wallflower on the other side came from nowhere and the tone used to describe her was quite unflattering. Keeping Wallflower previous page on line would had brought to this site much trouble (including legal ones) so it was wise to shut it down. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:46, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
:::* What about the things that were coerced from him? Do those fall under acceptable use or not?--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 04:12, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
::::*Coercing implies some form of entrapment. At any time Chris had the possibility to walk out and stop posting on the net as Chris-Chan. He dint. Up to there, humping his PS3 is on fact voluntary from his part. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 05:11, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
:We can put name what is she going to do? Chris reveal her name. We are NOT moralfags. If its on the internet its public information (as long as it is not credit card numbers, passwords, or SSN) we are just data mining. --[[User:Psycatalyst|Psycatalyst]] 21:30, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
::Any troll can go data-mining. We are not trolls, we are Christorians; Holy scribes monitoring the advent and life of the "Messiah Of Fail". It is in our upmost interest to play nice. How many of us would salivate over an e-mail of five lines from Megan ranting about Chris? Let's be nice to the Wallflower; she might bring us something great in the future. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:53, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
==Srsly though...==
To improve the article:
# Wallflower really isn't a sweetheart. Nothing public about this yet but as most of you can tell, she's more or less Megan - because she has managed to be around Chris for more than five seconds, Chris takes this to mean sexual interest and a serious relationship.
# We need a pic of a Wallflower. Like, literally, a flower growing out of a wall. Not a drawn pic, but an actual photograph. Shouldn't be too hard to fine, just don't feel like it now. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 12:31, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
[[File:ClydeandLovelyweather.jpg|thumb|center]]
Here you go a photo of what resembles Heather with Clyde Cash --[[User:Psycatalyst|Psycatalyst]] 04:16, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
:"We need a pic of a Wallflower. Like, literally, a flower growing out of a wall." Moralfag my ass. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 02:20, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

[[File:Aliteralallflower.jpg|thumb|center]]--[[User:Curseshot|Curseshot]] 21:39, 18 March 2010 (UTC)
:You're winner. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 02:20, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

==Pimp Claim Responsibility==

This bloke known on YouTube as "ThyEnvysGreed" claim he's the one who [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRr-N5_V_9s alerted wallflower]. What should we do with this faggot? [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 16:33, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
* It's possible the guy's full of shit and just taking credit for something. Going by the comments 'they' have been making, this is quite likely; his 'group' seems to be out to make a name for themselves rather than just have a laugh at Chris's expense. Aside from that, just do what everyone seems to be doing already; spam his comments informing him of what a massive prick he is and that he should lay off the fucking donuts. [[User:JerichoJack|JerichoJack]] 16:51, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
:*This. Seriously, guys, let's not give credit to faggots who want attention. Damage is done, we need to move on. Besides [[CWCki:CWCki_is#CWCki_is_about_Chris|CWCki is about Chris]], not so much faggots like this. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:12, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
**I agree with the comment spamming, just piledrive him into the dirt. He fucked up an opportunity for some awesome shit. I would understand if he were trying to get a laugh out of messing with Chris, but he's just looking for e-fame. I say we don't give him that much attention unless it's totally negative.--[[User:JRampancy|JRampancy]] 16:54, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
***I'll need to find the picture I saw on /cwc/, but he also had an account on Fanfiction.net and I think that's how he alerted her, since I don't think they allow anonymous reviews anymore. And it was the same screen name.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 17:30, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
****Well gentlemen, I believe it's time to do what we do best. IT'S TROLLING TIME, LADS.[[User:JerichoJack|JerichoJack]] 17:36, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
*Faggot deleted it. Did anyone save it? '''[[User:Odettafag|blind justice.]]''' [[User talk:Odettafag|to each his own.]] 18:11, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
** [http://rs336.rapidshare.com/files/362046356/whatafuckingtard.flv It's right there] [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 19:02, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
*** Thanks! '''[[User:Odettafag|blind justice.]]''' [[User talk:Odettafag|to each his own.]] 19:05, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
He's a troll, you guys. Attention will only make him stronger unless we find his house (which is unlikely). Until someone can dox him, the best course of action is to ignore him, depriving him of his e-fame. Bonus points if fifty different accounts simultaneously claim that they're the ones who pissed off Wallflower so nobody takes his claims seriously.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 18:24, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
***I can't believe he tucked tail and ran away so quickly. He did post on [[A message to the Trolls]] which is still there for the viewing. [[User:Meeko|Meeko]] 20:54, 11 March 2010 (UTC)meeko
***There's also a message in [[Don't Mess With Me]], still in plain view and for all to see. He's like The Pinch - a coward who wants e-fame. Pure and simple.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 21:07, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
*He destroyed your guy's plans to get drama out of a guy! Oh no. Just calm down. Seriously, it's not a big deal. [[User:Chaosakita|Chaosakita]] 05:42, 12 March 2010 (UTC)
:* It is. Chris is the most interesting when conversing with "normal" people - especially women. --[[User:Derpalerp|Derpalerp]] 08:28, 12 March 2010 (UTC)

** I found anothe possible leaker on twitter he/she says and I quote "Sonichuproducts @CWCSonichu I dare your faggot ass to do a curse ya fuck yo momma or whatever it is on me, I told Heather you dirty Retarded bitch."

could it be a lead or just an attention seeking fag?--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 23:17, 12 March 2010 (UTC)
*Krapple did a bit of detective work and found that he has another account-"6thof66" or something like that. Calls himself "the Agonstic Saint" and says he rejected his real name- his friends call him Sage after some wise man, according to him. He's 24 and lives somewhere in Texas. He lives alone and cut off all ties with his family. His videos there are mostly of him bitching and moaning about religion in general and Christianity in particular. Most importantly, one of his videos shows his license plate number- BJ6-G449. Make the most of it.--[[User:This guy|This guy]] 14:17, 18 March 2010 (UTC)
**Never mind, the above isn't thyenvysgreed. It was a fake lead put by a butthurt ED lurker with a grudge. He still looks like he's worth trolling, though.--[[User:This guy|This guy]] 14:43, 18 March 2010 (UTC)
==Now that Chris has dropped her name...==
Is it ok to mention her first name on this page?--[[User:AdderCress|AdderCress]] 15:41, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
*You have a point, and I see the logic, but I think the whole point of removing her name was sending a message to the rest of the trolls (and the external observers) that we are actually decent people. To go back on that would be to lose a social lead which is more valuable than the person's name. Again, this is just what I think. Feel free to prove me wrong. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 15:59, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
*But there is no point in hiding her name, the problem with his page was the loads of information about her, not related to Chris, and since Chris mentioned her name; her name, her relation to Chris and anything Chris related shall be posted here, no more info about her. [[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 16:05, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
:*You make a fair point, however given that Chris 1) assumes that it's a video only Tito will watch (forgetting that public YouTube videos are, you know, public) and 2) he's retarded like that, the thought that mentioning her name again probably didn't cross his mind. However, Wallflower asked us nicely to remove her page and adding her name back would sort of violate the spirit of that agreement. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:56, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
::* I understand, but then, should we censor part of the kilt video when Chris says her name?, of course, keeping a copy of the original, and linking it on the page, and replacing her name with the pseudonym in the transcript. Better safe than sorry.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 17:31, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
:::*In my opinion, censoring the material would only draw more attention to the Wallflower's identity. People would start looking at the stuff that has been deliberately removed and get more and more curious and try to find it. Especially if we have a copy of video with the name bleeped or transcript with the name removed, while Chris has the actual video up on his own account. My idea would be ''not'' to cover her identity specifically (which this article already does that), but if Chris keeps rambling about it, there's little we can really do. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 17:53, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
::::* But this page, as well as the LittleBigPlanet one reference the wallflower's name and her likes, is not really hard to find her anyways.By the way, someone already censored it in the kilt video.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 18:24, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
::* It would be nice if someone contact Wallflower and tells her that Chris keep on yelling her name on the internet while wearing a dress. I am concerned with all this. A well-determined Grieffer can still reach her because the manchild can't keep his pie-hole shut.[[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 17:59, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
::**I've sent two messages to her on Facebook and she hasn't responded yet. Also, PVCC isn't telling us something--Scarlet/Kim/Emily knows Heather, according to Chris.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 18:38, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
::***Interesting twist. In this case, our best option is to lie down and wait for the PVCC to make their moves. They always bring the best Lulz. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 19:32, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
No. The CWCki needs to be smart about this kind of thing. When a person is angry about Chris's antics and actively asks the CWCki to take their information down, that person should be respected. It's fine to document Chris's antics that he publicly puts online, but Wallflower did not ask to be a part of Chris's online life and has specifically tried to distance herself from all this. For that matter, I'm of the opinion that if Megan ever came to the CWCki and asked to have materials taken down or hidden, it should be done, too. Same goes for Bob, Barb or anyone else who has not deliberately made themselves a part of Chris's online life. If a person deliberately makes themselves a part of Chris's online life, then their "details" are a fair thing to put up. If they are trying as hard as they can to get away from Chris's online life, then their "details" should be respected. The CWCki needs to be wise when it comes to liabilities. It is one thing to put up Chris's funny antics that he's made known publicly. It is another thing to put up unnecessary personal details of a person who has never asked to associate with Chris in a public way. Besides, all said and done, there's no need to document her name or her personal information to track Chris's stupid antics. It doesn't make Chris's antics any more funny. This brings up a great debate for the CWCki though: how far is too far? For me, I would hope there are limits. This is not a "lulz" site. [[User:Elephant|Elephant]] 20:28, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

:::My two cents is adding first name is ok since he mentioned it and it is an unspecific referential index, which means it is vague. I don't see a problem with putting their names online since you can get records with their names on it from realtors, department of elections, white pages, or the city accessor's office for free. We should put in Damian Antaria and Heather into the article since Chris mentioned it. The CWCki '''Only''' records encounters with Chris not personal information such as SSN or credit card numbers. By your logic we would have to take down the site if Chris makes the request which is NOT going to happen. The CWCki site is only recording what Chris is doing. If anyone is to be held liable it is Chris for revealing the information. For example: ''When Scooter Libby leaked info on Valerie Plame the CIA agent to the New York Times, the New York Times did not get in trouble'' If trolls wanted to find the information they would with or without the CWCki. --[[User:Psycatalyst|Psycatalyst]] 20:52, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

Personally, I support her name not neing intentionally added here. I do, however, think it is stupid to try to hide her name intentionally. I think we should refer to her as the Wallflower, but if Chris says it in a video, merely changing it in the transcript is not only ineffective, it is annoying. If he presents the information, it takes 2 seconds to watch the video and hear the name. We let it stay in the transcripts merely for the sake of flow, but then we don't call her by that name anywhere else. I think that will give everyone pretty much what they want, as her name is not spread and her info is not known, but it isn't an eyesore to read and I don't have to be constantly reminded that I'm not supposed to know her name.
Tl;dr: Hiding the name on purpose is futile and, in a selfish light, detracts from my experience (which I rail against with full force). Don't take it out of what he says, but don't put it up elsewhere. That also means that the people who missed all this won't go insane trying to find info. Meh, my idea sucks, but I'll put it out there. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 21:44, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
* I agree that it's easy to put the information together; if you Google up the information that Chris has given, you can find her easily. I think we should do more or less as you've said- present exactly what Chris says and not link the two together. Anyone who is really confused can look it up. It's no less confusing to a newb, IMO, than the articles that refer to Chris as "Ian" and Liquid as "Chris". [[User:BubblegumPinkButler|BubblegumPinkButler]] 00:21, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
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* In case no one has been keeping tabs, the alias currently in the page had been discarded, so now we should be completely safe. (Did one of you talk to her?) --[[User:LeninandMcCarthy|LeninandMcCarthy]] 02:56, 16 March 2010 (UTC)
* For those of you keeping score at home, Chris himself has published her full name on the Cwcipedia under an exhaustive list of 'Past Sweethearts'. (yes yes ffffffff, goddammit chris, etc etc) Considering this nugget of fail was yielded unprovoked by the manchild, would it be against the 'no irl names' rule on this page to at least link to his cwcipedia page on here? [[User:Hurrrr2|Hurrrr2]] 02:27, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
== Suggested Name Change ==

In his most recent [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|video]], Chris refers to the wallflower as "Damian Antaria". I suggest we change the article to reflect this. "The wallflower" is simply a name the trolls gave her. Our purpose here is to document Chris, and so, if this is what he calls her, this is what we call her. This isn't meant to throw her personal information out there, or even link this article to her writings. If Chris wants to give us this name, then that's her name. Just saying. What do you guys think? --[[User:Megaman|Megaman]] 23:17, 16 March 2010 (UTC)
:I disagree for two reasons; First, Wallflower asked that we remove all her personal info. This includes, in my opinion, her pen name. Then, many Christorians out-there have adopted the name "Wallflower" to name her. Why changing that good habit and risking confusion? [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 00:49, 17 March 2010 (UTC)

:Because [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Template:Captain%27s_Log&oldid=4013| Chris thinks we took this page down because he told us to]. I think we need to make it clear that we removed the information because "Damian Antaria" asked us to, not due to Chris' bloated ego and aggressive, one-sided demands --[[User:Megaman|Megaman]] 02:31, 17 March 2010 (UTC)

:: Chris probably just takes quick looks at the pages, i doubt that changing the name will have any effect on him, besides, the page states ""The Wallflower" aka Damian Antaria...", so, there is no need for a name change, it would be like changing articles like " Punchy sonichu" to "Punchy "Fighting" sonichu", considering that's the species for Punchy, but trolls know him as Punchy Sonichu.Ttherefore, no name change is needed.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 03:03, 17 March 2010 (UTC)

Alright then, I agree the name is fine as is. --[[User:Megaman|Megaman]] 16:05, 17 March 2010 (UTC)

: So as long as its not Chris asking, we can't put information up on any person if they say stop? So if Bob or Barbara is overheard in a video or phone chat saying they don't want to be on the internet, we need to take down all references to them? [[User:Double Nega|Double Nega]] 16:20, 18 March 2010 (UTC)
:* This is a separate case we will need to visit if it happen. The guideline regarding WallFlower was simple; she's a victim of Chris. The term "Megan 2.0" applies here. If she asked the material to be removed, I think it is ethical to do so. Bob and Barbara are enablers. This is a whole new ballgame to me. Of course, Chris being the fucktard that he is, will keep on dropping her Dox everywhere. We don't need to be "insensitive" as he is. Besides, WallFlower might be tempted to talk to us if we play nice... [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 16:44, 18 March 2010 (UTC)

== Her Side of the Story ==

Has anyone tried contacting her to get her side of the story? If she is an innocent victim of Chris, than we should allow her to post her version of events as to how they met, and whether Chris was actually her boyfriend (Which I highly doubt) or merely just an friend that he wanted to rape. I know she sent an email asking for her page to be taken down, so that must me that the admins have an email address for her. It would be very enlightening to learn what relationship she has with Tito, and if she became Chris's new Megan. If she's already stated that she doesn't want to comment, that's cool. she's been victimized enough [[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 11:37, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

*she's already contacted the cwcki herself. similar to megan, she doesn't want to tell her side but fair enough. just let her be. one day, the truth may come out but not now. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 15:39, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

True. I only bring this up because it seem's she has surfaced on youtube, talking about Chris. Whether the accounts is real or a fake is up for discussion [[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 11:37, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

== Remove the fanfiction.net image? ==

I was wondering- should the "How to troll trolls & Chris" image (the_link.jpg) of fanfiction.net be removed? Surfshack Tito has been shown to be the one who informed the Wallflower about Chris's true life & internet infamy. I didn't recollect seeing any info about the "ThyEnvysGreed" person on the article anymore (unless I missed it just now), so I kind of think it should be removed because it really doesn't have much to do with the Wallflower herself or Chris, not really anyway. I thought I'd ask here first, though. [[User:Meeko|Meeko]] 18:44, 24 March 2010 (UTC)meeko
:*I have uploaded the image for two reasons. First, we have the historical context. This is THE message that blew-up Chris's cover as a decent bloke and ended the 8 hours Wallflower Saga. Then, it also proves us our prominence as the source of everything CWC-related. Wallflower wasn't pointed to ED but to us. This says something by itself. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 19:21, 24 March 2010 (UTC)
:My only thing though, is how do we know that this is how Wallflower found out? Chris has said Tito did it (after saying Clyde did it, of course), but Tito hasn't revealed how he did it. My problem is that all we have to go on is the claims of 'ThyEnvysGreed'. Also, Chris hasn't specified how Wallflower found out, nor has the lady herself. We don't really have any proof of it, is all. [[User:Meeko|Meeko]] 13:15, 25 March 2010 (UTC)meeko
::*No, we don't have a point-by-point list about how Wallflower found out Chris's faggotery. This is something she might explain to us if she so chose. This being said, the screen shot proves us that someone hinted the lady towards the CWCki. For me, this is close enough. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 13:50, 25 March 2010 (UTC)

== Friend Zone ==

"He has no truck with the notion of "just friends." The Wallflower may have felt otherwise, which could explain Chris's angry remarks on the subject of the "friend zone" in the 15 January 2010 edition of the Mailbag."

I'm not sure about this section staying in. Chris has been angry at the Friend Zone as early as [[Mailbag 4]] which was way back in November.[[User:Wise dude321|Wise dude321]] 05:08, 26 March 2010 (UTC)

==Can we change the name?==
Since Chris has (once again) dropped The Wallflower's full name, can we change the name of the page? I know that we're only to upload information as it pertains to Chris but since he put it up on the Cwcipedia does that make it legit to put her name up here now? --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 02:29, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
:She asked us not to.
:So no. We shouldn't. Ever.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:32, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
:*Chris is retarded. We are not retarded. Lemme rephrase that; just because Chris does it, that doesn't make it okay for us to do it. We are better than him, rememeber? Plus, as the almighty Beat already said, she specifically asked us to take down the info and we are not ED. If she changes her mind, the info can go back up, but not before then no matter HOW many times Chris says: I DO NOT WANT ANYONE MENTIONING <her full name> ONLINE EVER! -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 03:18, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
::*Shit, I'm almighty now? When did this happen?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:00, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
:::*Face it Beat, you are awesome. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 04:03, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
:::*April 11th, 2:31am GMT. Just FYI. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 04:27, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

:*To reiterate, the reason the page was changed was because Wallflower's personal safety was threatened by this page - not that we were hurting her directly, just that people were posting doxs and stuff and were starting to harass her (in other words, this is why we can't have nice things). The fact she's a fanfic author, not that attractive by conventional Western standards of beauty, and her information is easily available online makes her a target for your average Internet troll.

::I'm not a big fan of censorship. I find it abhorrent. I am someone who believes information should be free and whatnot. However, Wallflower did make a request and it's always been the case where if someone felt that their privacy was threatened, we would accommodate to their request (i.e. "plz don't sue"). Unlike Wikipedia, what we're doing isn't exactly kosher to begin with (i.e. an entire wiki to document the misadventures of an autistic shell of a man for purposes of internet trolling as opposed to a free and open source of information)

::My solution would be as such - instances where Chris mentions her real name are mentioned, but not linked to her. We keep this article and perhaps mention these instances where the name is mentioned.

::CWCki should serve as a portal for uncensored and unadulterated access to Chris and his mind. Otherwise, a wiki cannot truly function. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:08, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

:::*Brilliant. Champ says it better than I ever could. Mind if I quote this post any time people keep bringing up this issue? -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 09:54, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

So quick question, what if Chris (in all his fucktardary) was stupid enough to tell info about her on the internet (like where she lives, her phone number, and other personal info and pictures) would that mean that we would have to record it? He did it with Megan and other people in his life, how do you know he's going to do it with the wallflower? --[[User:Yoshi2021|Yoshi2021]] 11:23, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
:If Chris did shit like that, it's my personal hope that his sysop would delete the page and tell him to quit his shit. Yeah, I know we're doing the whole "No shit is too minor!" thing, but most of these girls are actual people. They don't deserve newfags sending them pizzas for the rest of their lives just because they weren't openly cruel to a retard back in high school.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 13:08, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
:*I agree with the most honourable Beat on this one. I believe for now the official policy is that we document any time Chris drops her name, but not link it to the Wallflower article, as long as it's not something that a) implies she was going out with him or b) makes her super-easy to dox.
:Specifically:

::If he mentions her full name ''yet again'' in the transcript of a video, then we can transcribe it verbatim.
::If he creates a video with her ''pen-name'' name as the title, we can transcribe it verbatim.
::If he makes a list of his gal-pals with her real, full name as confusingly both a "friend" and an ex-girlfriend, then we have to replace it with The Wallflower.
::* So basically yeah. Don't make it seem like she was going out with him, don't make her super easy to dox, and you can mention her name where-ever Chris does. Otherwise, it's the Wallflower. [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 15:02, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

==Stating CWCki Policy==

[''The following, title included, is a section I drafted tonight with the aim of putting on the main page. Normally I would just stick it right there, but speaking for the CWCki admins is not something I can reasonably do, humble pleb that I am. I feel that the following passage adequately sums up what the CWCki should and will do, without giving the impression that the CWCki will simply remove whatever anyone feels is not perfectly aligned with their own interests.

Anyone can edit the following as they wish but if a Jerkop says it should/shouldn't say something, please don't change it. The intention is to transmit CWCki policy to [[User:Ronichu|newfags]], [[User:Ronichu|retards]] and casual readers alike.''] -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 15:31, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

====CWCki Policy====
In March 2010, Chris announced he had a lady friend, a "wallflower" at a meeting for young adults, hereby referred to as "The Wallflower." In a video he released, he dropped her name which allowed more malicious minded trolls to find dox on her and used the CWCki page to post her doxs, her unique fanfiction, etc with intents of trolling her. Given the harassment she received and the potential damage, it was reasonable she felt her personal safety was at risk. As such, she requested that the CWCki rename her page and remove instances of her personal details.

The CWCki administrators intend to uphold their promise to the Wallflower, a promise made in good faith. Chris, however, continues to drop both her real name and pen name in numerous videos, blog postings and pages on his CWCipedia. This makes concealing the Wallflower's identity harder and harder by the day and to *completely* protect the Wallflower would require censorship utterly unprecedented on these fair pages. It would severely compromise the CWCki's stated goal of recording and documenting Chris' life.

As such, the CWCki's policy (if it can be called that) is loosely defined as "''to adhere to the spirit of the agreement with the Wallflower''". That is to say, the CWCki will not make her real name and identity particularly easy to identify, nor will they disseminate Chris' demented idea that the two of them were dating (they most certainly were not, despite what Chris says).

Essentially, any media in which Chris mentions her name in passing will be transcribed faithfully BUT not linked to this article. However, any media that Chris releases that strongly implies (or outright states) that the two of them were dating OR any media which puts her real identity in significant danger will be faithfully transcribed; in this instance, any reference to her will be replaced with "The Wallflower", with a note that these changes were performed and what was removed. It is the belief of the CWCki admins that this fulfils their obligation to the Wallflower.

With that in mind... the bottom line is that the CWCki cannot protect the Wallflower from Chris. We cannot control who views the YouTube videos where he places her pen name as the title and repeatedly begs her, by full and complete name, to have sex with him because $100 is too much to pay for a hooker. By and large, the damage has already been done and nothing the CWCki could have done would have prevented it, nor can we put the genie back in the bottle now that it's out in the world. However, we will adhere to the spirit of the agreement with the Wallflower until such time as Chris makes the situation untenable, or the Wallflower wishes to renegotiate her agreement.

====Reply====
Absolutely beautiful, better than what I was going to do. However, in this case, it's ultimately up to [[User:Cogsdev|Cogs]] as she has the final word in this situation and I'm not one to fuck with Cogs. However, I do believe you provide a rationale for mentioning her real name in instances where Chris utters it and no where else.

The only thing it fails is that ultimately, we should not link her real name to the Wallflower and I believe that banning would be a suitable punishment for those who do. I added a bit of history, because people might need some background, but not sure if the right language to communicate this other bit I'm mentioning.

Well done, but as I said, this is ultimately Cogs's decision as the deal was between her and the Wallflower and trust me, you do not want to fuck with Cogs. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:22, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

Sounds good. Plus the bit you added Champ, proper Christorians know anyway, and casual troublemakers needn't know It makes sense just to leave the Wallflowers TRUE and HONEST name in black. You mean you don't really run this place? --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 17:03, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

:* Okay. Just basically gotta get Cogs to sign off on it. I'll leave this to sit for a day or two, then I'll poke her on her userpage. If I can't get a reply in a week or so, I'll post it since generally people seem to approve. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 22:43, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

== Fuck. Ing. Shit. ==

So he went and did it. He made a goddamn page on her.

The thing reads like 14 year old girl's breakup livejournal. Starts off about how wonderful she is, then angrily blames her for having a facebook page. Then gets all pissed off that she wants nothing to do with him. He makes some reference about "Swapping DNA in a movie" (likely a moronic reference to kissing), and at one point goes "n*****" which hilariously combines racisim and Chris's pathetic censorship. He ends it with a copypasta version of our page, with the bit about anonymity missing, probably in a rare moment of cognizance that we're being more respectful to the poor girl than he is.

It's Lulzy shit but the fact that this is basically him passive-aggressively begging trolls to harass her for daring to not have sex with him pisses me off to no end. I'd really honestly prefer it if Sysop (in her great wisdom) burned the page to the ground before too many people see it. Just tell him that this sort of unmitigated bullshit won't fly and maybe get some tardrage but I kinda doubt that's gonna happen.

Anyway there's plenty of stuff on the page we can incorporate into our article, namely Chris's completely batshit thoughts on her without breaking our word to her, but this whole thing is leaving a very bad taste in my mouth.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:30, 20 April 2010 (UTC)
*THIS. I don't know what to make of the whole mess. Someone need to open a channel to the girl and tell her about this crap. The whole "DNA swapping thing" is creepy even to me and I am quite hard to shock. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 02:34, 20 April 2010 (UTC)

Does Cogs deal extend to the CWCipedia? or is for all domains under her control? --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 02:32, 20 April 2010 (UTC)
* I don't know, but, I hope it does. I think, in the meantime, we should glean what we can from this page and put it on here since it does have to do with Chris. I'm not saying copypasta the entire page (save it just in case, though), but do what Beat said - put in Chris's batshit insane thoughts on this.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 02:35, 20 April 2010 (UTC)

*Added link to The Wallflower's page that Chris made under "External Links". --[[User:UJ1A1985|UJ1A1985]] 02:39, 20 April 2010 (UTC)

== Lovely Weather ==

There is speculation in this article that Lovely Weather may be based on She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. The fact that her IRL name rhymes with "weather" makes this seem quite plausible. It seems a shame not to be able to use at least her first name in the article. [[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 02:44, 20 April 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean

2010-04-13T00:59:09Z

Squirrelbait:

Well I tried to transcribe the audio. I got 30 seconds down...yeah I'm a lazy fuck. - SEGA Hikaru

Unless someone gets it done sooner, I'll transcribe this in about 8 hours when I get home. [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 23:37, 12 April 2010 (UTC)
: I can get it done presently. BITCH?! [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 23:39, 12 April 2010 (UTC)
:: Okay, that's transcribed and tagged up. Michael Snyder fucking rules. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 00:10, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
: It sounds to me like Michael says "He probably will" after Chrissy says he hopes God will forgive him. On the hypocrisy front, I guess I shouldn't be surprised that it's a capital offense to upload photos of Chris to the internet, but it's perfectly fine for him to upload surreptitious recordings of other people's private phone calls. [[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 00:59, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
== Embracing his racism? ==

So, this year alone we have Chris calling Tito a nigger, and now yells "JEW" at someone IN PUBLIC. Has he finally accepted that he is a racist fuck? How much longer until he comes out as a homo? --[[User:Jeffex|Jeffex]] 00:12, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

::*inb4 "nawt a forum!", but he does compare him to the trolls, so he might be under the assumption he can use racial slurs against trolls and troll-like individuals and not be called out as racist.--[[User:Curseshot|Curseshot]] 00:30, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
:::* that's a good observation there, Chris seems to think, that it's ok to call racial slur to trolls and people who have done "wrong" to him, and still be the good guy. Chris clearly as usual, didn't thought much before placing this video up on youtube before uploading it.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 00:40, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

==Wallflower-esque?==

I notice that we've added the personal information Chris posted, and I was wondering if we should treat things like the phone number with as much sensitivity as was done in the case of the Wallflower. I understand that he hasn't requested it's removal, but still. Your call. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 00:17, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
: Like I say, that's not Snyder's personal info, it's the address and number of the Game Place (which is in the yellow pages and on the store's website anyhow). That said, Chris may be committing some crime or another by trying to incite people to harass him. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 00:20, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
* I think in this case the address and phone number posted are of the GAMe PLACe and not his personal home? I could be wrong though, if it is his personal info (how the fuck did Chris get that?) then yeah, my vote would be to remove it --[[User:Jeffex|Jeffex]] 00:21, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

==Down==

SHIT. Video got pulled. Anyone got a copy for the CWCVille Library?? --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 00:18, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
*Damn, I had just gone back to his channel to get it down, but I was too slow. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 00:20, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

how much time was this video up anyway? i doubt anyone managed to make a copy of it, the CWCki should make a guide to download Chris's videos, so we have more people keeping back up.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 00:26, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
* I brought the page up at around 6-7 PM EDT. It went down at about 8:15 that same time. 2-3 hours. That's how fast the video went up and down. Yes, I think for the sake of preserving, a video needs to have a copy of it made if something causes it to go down.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 00:31, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

I still have the page open for his video. Is there anyway I can save it from here?[[User:Nimnoms|Nimnoms]] 00:29, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
* You could save the page (If you're using Windows, go to File -> Save Page As, or press CTRL+S)? I don't think you'd be able to rip the video that way, but I think it might still play. --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 00:46, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

And now apparently it's back up. Go figure. [[User:N. Onymous|N. Onymous]] 00:31, 13 April 2010 (UTC

I have it, if any of you guys need it. [[User:SwoopDaWoop|SwoopDaWoop]] 00:31, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

The Library hasn't uploaded it yet, so I did. [http://www.megaupload.com/?d=OTWXKSZB Here's] a download of it too. (It's MegaUpload, sorry.) --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 00:32, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

Wow, the Clyde Cash the kid video was up for only a few minutes, and yet we couldn't save this one that was up for 2-3 hours. Thanks and grats to MewLime. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 00:53, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

==The Sugar Ray song==

Made me fucking lol. I don't know why.--[[User:Curseshot|Curseshot]] 00:33, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

==Illegal or not?==

So it appears to me we could have a legal situation on our hands. We need to figure this out. If we do we may have to delete the video although transcriptions might be safe. According to my research though, as long as you are part of the conversation yourself it is perfectly legal to record it. Only thing that he could be busted for is taping the phone call Snyder has. I am not sure. [[User:Ephemeral|Ephemeral]] 00:37, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

==Chris thinks its 2009==

In the intro, he says he was banned almost a year ago in 2008. This means he thinks it is 2009. Or maybe he can't tell time... --[[User:Exemplary|Exemplary]] 00:47, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
* I think he did the same thing in a tape released around this same time last year - thought it was 2008 instead of 2009. Aw, well. In the words of Vivian Gee, HONOR ROLL MY ASS--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 00:50, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

==The Wii Incident==
*What is Chris talking about when he mentions the Wii incident? This might be something worth finding out about. --[[User:Sack Thaddic|Sack Thaddic]] 00:53, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
:* I wondered that myself. The Mimms and Lucas Q&A mentions a time he brought his Wii in to play Brawl, but they don't say anything about Snyder having a problem with it. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 00:57, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
::* It's not so much an incident in that one time Chris wanted to use the big screen TV at the game place but mike wouldn't let him. then mike kicked him out I guess cuz chris was being stupid. This is all Chris remembers [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 00:59, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!

2010-03-14T13:16:29Z

Squirrelbait:

Okay, where the hell did he get a kilt? I know it isn't his drapes or something like that since he's got a sporran and everything. And as far as I know, he and his family have little to no Scottish heritage. So did he go out and buy this for the express purpose of this stupid video? -- [[User:Revolver Octopus|Revolver Octopus]] 09:18, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
*probably. maybe we should stick the tugboat template on top lol [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 09:23, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
**Where did he get the kilt you ask? Goodwill. Also, he's English-American, and the last I checked, England=/=Scotland. Or Ireland. -PeaceCeapPea
::* I doubt he'd spend money on it. He probably had it from a costume or some shit. --[[User:Wtv|Wtv]] 09:31, 14
::* Last time I checked, "British" = England, N. Ireland, Wales and Scotland. So including the Scots bit in "Brits, Irish and Scots" kind of defeats the idea. His 'Scottish' accent also is notably cringeworthy. I find it an insult the manchild is trying to associate with us. [[User_talk:Rubidium|37]] [[User:Rubidium|'''Rb''']] [[Special:Contributions/Rubidium|85.468]] 09:50, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
:::* "Great Britain" doesn't include Ireland, just England, Wales and Scotland. The "UK" includes all four though. [[User:FourPLUStwo|FourPLUStwo]] 10:27, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
:::* Would an Irishman or a Scotsman identify himself as a "Brit"? I think not. [[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 13:16, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
***@Rubidium I'm an Americunt, and I know nothing about British culture. Although, I do know that England, Scotland and Wales each have their own distinct cultures. I don't think a kilt is an appropriate display of English ancestry. Then again, this is Chris-Chan we're talking about. -PeaceCeapPea

*Now that I think about it, this seems to be part of an apparently new obsession with Celtic culture; first we had "Mo Ghile Mear" in the background of a video, and now a kilt and "Ireland's Call." I'm starting to think that maybe Heather is into this, and he picked it up in order to have something in common. -- [[User:Revolver Octopus|Revolver Octopus]] 09:39, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

March 2010 (UTC)
So it seems Surfshack Tito is a troll who's been contacting Chris directly and somehow got his attention, and has now claimed responsibility for the Heather fiasco. Although Chris says he's a mutual friend of Scarlet, who I could only find mentioned [[Chris's Big Night Out II|here]] briefly. Although is anyone else kinda impressed Chris could 'kick' that high? Seriously, last I saw he could barely get his feet up to thigh height. Also, important quote "Regain the love, and trust, and friendship of heather". So semi-confirmation that she got freaked out and has broken off contact with him. -- [[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 09:35, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

Let this be a lesson for everyone who was worried, when the Wallflower left and Chris made that first distraught video, that the show was over. Chris is like the fucking Terminator. You just can't stop him from doing something hilarious. [[User:Kazmeyer|Kazmeyer]] 10:17, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

As a Scotsman, I am raging at this video so badly right now... [[User:JerichoJack|JerichoJack]] 11:21, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

BY not mentioning the Welsh, Chris robs me of my sheep-joke opportunities. --[[User:Sonicow|Sonicow]] 11:42, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

I had an idea: What if we roll with this? What if we pretend to submit to his demands, which would in his mind give him no reason to blame us for his failures when he then returns to the Wallflower? We would also then get some gloating vids, which would for the first time in years let us see what Chris is like when he thinks he has no obstacles. Probably stupid, and I prefer to see him down, but for the sake of SCIENCE, we should try to collect all kinds of data. Yes, I know this doesn't exactly fit here, but I had no idea where else to put it. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 12:31, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

Should there be an article or mention of Surfshack Tito on the troll page or is it a bit too soon to do something like that? We only have about 2 mentions of him to date, but it looks like he may be mentioned a bit more. [[User:Meeko|Meeko]] 12:37, 14 March 2010 (UTC)meeko

Encyclopedia Dramatica

2010-03-13T18:59:00Z

Squirrelbait: corrected date on quote from 2008 to 2009

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{{quote|ED contributors are ED shitheads and express ED hatred.|What [[Vivian]] makes Chris say in the epic video above, summing it up quite nicely.}}
'''Encyclopedia Dramatica''' (or as Chris says it, the [[Chris and English|"Ensykapeia Dramakka paysh"]]) is the Internet slander factory, created and led by [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Girlvinyl these] [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Joseph_Evers guys]. It's home to the [[Chris-chan]] page that introduced Chris to the Internet at large and made him a popular target for [[trolling]].

Chris has denounced the ED page in several of his videos, claiming it is filled with "VICIOUS LIES AND SLANDER."

==Chris on ED==
After a considerable amount of trolling and bitching and uploading hideous pornographic images, including the disastrous [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]], Chris posted this gem on the ED talk page:

{{quote|I AM ADDING THE [[Rule 34|POSITIVITY]] THIS HELL-HOLE OF A WEBSITE NEEDS; you just do not appreciate the POSITIVITY I AM ADDING TO THE PAGE. What I am doing is a STAND against OFFENSIVE, UNNATURAL, UNREQUIRED Additions to ANY Female Image. What I am doing is a STAND for EVERY SINGLE WOMAN Everywhere, because NO WOMAN would EVER want such a Horrific Twist of Fate. What I am doing is a STAND against the VERY THING that is NOT FUNNY AT ALL!!!!!!!

So, Draw Breasts, [[china|Vaginas]], Uterus, Ovaries and the God-Given Eggs within them, you Two-Inch Short Dick-HEADS!!!!!!!!

Sincerely, Christian Weston Chandler, A Man For The Women, For the [[Women's Rights]], For the Women's Justice, For the Women's Peace.

P.S. Grow a BACKBONE and GO ASK WOMEN OUT AS WELL, YOU TROLLS!}}

Chris then returned, admitting defeat after his tard rage:

{{quote|Months ago, I have found from this page being the first of a number hate against me, Christian Weston Chandler. *[[sigh]]* Among the number of you all, my name has been dragged through the mud, my e-mail and MySpace have been hacked for the e-mail information and random information that have been twisted into mockery of [[obesity|my person]], [[Chris and sex|my integrity]], [[List of Chris's lies|my honesty]], [[Ryan Cash|my compassion]], [[heart level|my heart]], [[Soul Calibur|my soul]], [[autism|my being]]. Not only that, but the names of my two best gal-pals, [[Megan Schroeder]] and [[Anna McLerran]], and my Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon, [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]], have also been dragged through the mud of mockery along with mine. Not only were [[heart level|my feelings were hurt greatly]], but also those of [[Megan]] and [[Anna]], and a number of my acquaintances within my small social circle were shocked and terrified that such [[trolls|cruelty]], such [[pickle|mockery]], such [[homos|hatred]] was built from the number of those who have added more and more to this disgrace of a description of my [[autism|being]].

For a while, I was angry and enraged, and I shoved information and drawings regretfully drawn beyond my personal boundries down the throat of the webmasters of the page, in attempt to kill the hype and hatred against me. But No More, I give up on trying to edit the page to be more positive, or to delete the page altogether.

But I have ONE Question, that I put unto you all, the individuals who have taken part in creating this web page, and I would appreciate an Open, Detailed and Honest Answer from each of you in simple e-mails or reply on this discussion page.

[[Frequently Asked Questions|Why do you hate me so much?]]

What did I do against you to cause the hatred against me? What physical or emotional harm have I ensued unto you? Why do you hate me for being myself in this world full of people who can't help but be themselves? I've had nothing against any of you. I don't even know any of you personally, as far as I know. I have nothing that any of you have already, so Why?

I leave you with that to ponder and ponder again over.

Sincerely;

Christian Weston Chandler.}}

After the late summer of 2008, Chris largely gave up on direct involvement with ED. Around the spring of 2009, he may have posted one or two comments on the ED talk page referring to [[Clyde Cash]], however. The first is below. It was deleted fairly quickly.

{{quote|I have learned that there was a connection between her and a state in Washington where some of you have been lurking, and that she was not found in any public records. It took me a week to recover from the [[heart level|crestfallen emotions]], but I am moving on with my life.

Also, you'll have to catch me IRL ONLY to [[troll]] me any further. [[fangs|Do you dare?]]

Peace-Out, Christian Weston Chandler

--ChrisChanSonichu 22:54, 14 May 2009 (UTC)}}

There was some dispute over it actually being Chris until he himself confirmed it in the post that followed:

{{quote|Hey, [[Clyde Cash|CLYDE]], you JERK. I said "IN REAL LIFE", not [[PS3|Playstation]]. Also, why don't you be the man you CLAIM to be and face me yourself? You keep sending out your [[fail|prawns]] to do your dirty work, you coward. >:-(

Christian C.}}

According to Clyde, the above entry was deleted after roughly a minute, probably due to Chris realizing that if he were to ever arrange to meet Clyde, he'd only send his parents anyway.

==ED on Chris, his article, and his article's talk page==
[[Image:Drycow.PNG|thumb|right|Uploaded 12 December 2008, before the new comic, [[Miyamoto]] saga, and [[BlueSpike]] saga]]
For several months prior to the events of the [[BlueSpike]] saga in early 2009, many thought that Chris had dried up, that Chris could go no further. Furthermore, the [[Blanca Weiss#FCTC|FCTC]]'s posting of new pics of Chris's bent [[duck]] in December 2008 prompted an ED admin to lock the talk page and demand satisfaction:

{{quote|MINE: What this talkpage is. If you guys continue your faggotry after this protection expires today I will lock it down longer, and then eventually permanently.| Arguecat3, now former ED sysop, 04 December 2008}}

{{quote|I say we just delete it. Along with the archives | Zaiger, now former ED sysop, 05 December 2008}}

{{quote|Fuck this article and it's talk page. Stupid discussions unrelated to upkeep and editing are the only thing keeping this shit interesting. You guys take this shit WAY to srsly. Find another retard to stalk fgts|Zaiger, now former ED sysop, 10 December 2008}}

{{quote|Someone from the FCTC post real tits or cawk with timestamp or GTFO. I will lock both talk and article. Hell I may even delete it. You have 2 days.|Arguecat3, now former ED sysop, 05 January 2009}}

==April 1st, 2009==
[[Image:ED April Fools' 2009.PNG|left|thumbnail|Screenshot of ED's front page.]]
[[Image:Chris-chan ED April Fools' 2009.PNG|right|thumbnail|Screenshot of the article.]]
On April Fools' Day 2009, the Chris-chan article was taken down and replaced with a message.

{{quote|This afternoon, we at Encyclopædia Dramatica have independently decided to remove the Chris-chan article about Christian W. Chandler from our site. We have also removed all references that slander, vilify, demean, or are found to be overly offensive. In plain terms, this ordeal has gone on far too long and gotten far out of hand. We have unfairly focused on him to the point of intruding in his private life and causing him great personal grief, which no person should ever have to endure. This behavior is not in line with our site goals, and we never wanted something like this. Still, we must take complete responsibility for all our actions, both public and private. And that is why we are speaking to you today. But we say to you now that at no time did we ask anyone to lie, hide, or destroy evidence, or to take any other unlawful action.

We know that his public comments and his silence about this matter gave a false impression. We misled people, including even his family. We deeply regret that. We can only tell you we were motivated by many factors. First, by a desire to protect himself from the embarrassment of his own conduct.

He was also very concerned about protecting his family. The investigation moved on to his family and friends, then into his private life. And now the investigation itself is under investigation.

This has gone on too long, cost too much, and hurt too many innocent people.

Regardless of any public pressure to reinstate the article, it must be stressed that our intrusion on Chris' private life will cease, and we intend to reclaim his family life for his family. Even internet celebrities have private lives. It is time to stop the pursuit of personal destruction and the prying into private lives and get on with our national life. Our website has been distracted by this matter for too long, and we take responsibility for our part in all of this. That is all we can do.

Now it is time -- in fact, it is past time to move on. We have important work to do -- real opportunities to seize, real problems to solve, real matters to face.

And so tonight, we ask you to turn away from the spectacle of the past two years, as we return our attention to all the challenges and all the promise of the next century.

Thank you. And good night.|ED, in a rare case of moralfaggotry.}}

<strike>It is unknown whether Chris has yet to see that the page was finally taken down, but once he does he is sure to declare utmost victory over the evils of ED... Until the page no doubt comes back, anyway.</strike> Ha ha ha disregard that, it was put back up on the 2nd. We all saw that coming, right?

==Chris's use of Encyclopedia Dramatica==
''See also [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica]]''

Chris tried to use ED to muster his personal army to go after [[Joshua Martinez]]. Obviously, nobody did what he asked. <ref>http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&oldid=1997409947</ref> He also tried to create a page on ED for his "CCWC's Fanart of Horrors" (see: [[troll]] art), but a sysop immediately caught it and redirected it to an anti-Semitic template.

==Chris and ED today==
{{quote|I do think it is a little behind [[CWCki|cwcwiki]] [sic] on a few things, though, but that is to be expected.|[[Jason Kendrick Howell]] on the ED article today<ref>http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-chan/JKH_Interview</ref>}}
With the explosion of organized Chris-trolling and resulting content in 2009, the ED page for Chris experienced another revival, but eventually devolved into an article that is packed with information, but does little to thoroughly and concisely explain the Chris-chan phenomenon to the untrained observer. ED, while once the primary source of new things Chris, is typically filled with newfags that make [[/cwc/|Krapplefags]] look brilliant — the kind who believe things like [[Ivy]] was Chris's blowup doll, [[The Miscreants]] is the actual name of a trolling group, Chris is self-diagnosed with Asperger's, etc. Fortunately, Chris looks to ED to find out what trolls are up to and therefore has a very warped picture of what is actually going on.

Mostly the ED article just reprints info from the CWCki, especially in recently added subpages which are verbatim copies of CWCki articles. Ironically, CWCki has had its links removed from the ED page altogether.

Trolls and general observers of Chris have since turned to [[CWCki]] to get a general picture of Chris that is less biased than ED (keyword on "less"), and TV Tropes describes CWCki as being "''more accurate and slightly more SFW''" than ED.<ref>http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Sonichu</ref>

As for Chris himself, the ED page STILL bothers him to this day. An [[Chris chan (CWCipedia)|entire page]] of Chris's website, established in December 2009 and updated afterward, is dedicated to "correcting" the evil ED article with his own TRUE and HONEST take on the situation. Naturally, it's all about how Chris isn't remotely responsible for anything he has done wrong, and how it's all the fault of his [[autism]] or those [[Trolls|DANG DIRTY TROLLS]].

==Sources==
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==See also==
*[[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica]]
*[[You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!]]
*[[4-cent garbage]]
*[[Chris-chan (forum)]] - ED's response to [[PVCC (message board)|PVCC]]
*[[Christian's sex joke]]

==External links==
*[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-chan The TRUE and HONEST Chris-chan article]
*[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/User:Reldnahc Chris's ED account]

[[Category:Trolling]]
[[Category:Websites]]

User:Squirrelbait

2010-03-12T20:41:53Z

Squirrelbait: A greeting for an empty page.

Hi, I'm squirrelbait.

User talk:Squirrelbait

2010-03-12T20:41:07Z

Squirrelbait: A greeting for an empty page.

Hi, I'm squirrelbait.

Talk:Laughs Under Lucricities

2010-03-12T20:39:07Z

Squirrelbait: /* TRUE and HONEST origins of "lucrid" */ suggesting ludicrous as a root word

==TRUE and HONEST origins of "lucrid"==

Did Chris himself ever say that "laughs under lucricities" was equivalent to "laughs under lucrativeness"? If so, I don't recall. In any case, I really don't think that "lucrid" was derived from "lucid" (meaning "clear"), as this page currently implies. If anything, "lucrid" was derived from "lurid" (meaning "revolting"). Honestly, one of my favorite things about CWCki is how many editors here make fun of Chris's "tenuous grasp on the English language" when they are themselves just barely literate. [[User:Llort|Llort]] 15:57, 31 January 2010 (UTC)
:* I think that theory's likely. Chris called something a "lucrid defiance of a drawing" in [[Mailbag 48]] and "lurid" might make sense in that context.-[[User:Phlegethon|Phlegethon]] 17:17, 31 January 2010 (UTC)
* Edited article to reflect this. --[[User:DStecks|DStecks]] 02:59, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
* I wrote the note about 'lucid', the more obvious 'lurid' just went [[slow-in-the-minds|completely over my head]] and the OP rightfully makes fun of me for it. The lucid thing came about because of the line in [[CWC's Second Message]] where he says "drawing such loose—such lucrid mockeries " - the hesitation makes it sound like he is trying to say lucid but can't quite get it right. [[User:Blusko|Blusko]] 12:04, 12 March 2010 (UTC)
* I've always thought that Chris was going for some form of the word "ludicrous," which means absurdly ridiculous. Perhaps it is a portmanteau of "ludicrous" and "atrocity," since that's what he is.[[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 20:39, 12 March 2010 (UTC)