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		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Lesbian_Sex_Audition&amp;diff=198366</id>
		<title>Lesbian Sex Audition</title>
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		<updated>2016-06-06T20:46:30Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Srbffls: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{taxpayermoney}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Honest}}&lt;br /&gt;
'''IMG 3207''' is a [[YouTube]] Video [[Chris]] uploaded on 30 [[may_2016|May 2016]] in which he shows off his unappreciated acrobatic sexual prowess in hopes to impress a [[Tomgirl|lesbian]] couple, Sam and Ellen, who hoped to raise a baby by means of [[Hanky-Panky|natural impregnation]]. Its contents are essentially a more SFW version of [[For Julies Eyes Only]] (mostly because he's not technically naked). Chris attempts to demonstrate his sexual prowess with a [[Sex_toys|blow-up doll]], explaining his actions as he goes along, with the notion that he will treat Sam or Ellen to this sort of sexual experience should they allow him to impregnate one of them. He starts simple, attempting to perform cunnilingus on the doll's stomach and shoving his face in its rear with the offer of anal to Sam and Ellen (even though this categorically couldn't impregnate them) but moves on to advanced techniques such as helicoptering the doll around on his dick, all the while humming childish tunes and imitating voices. The tour-de-force concludes with Chris claiming that spinning a plastic sex doll on top of him for a few minutes was &amp;quot;a good workout&amp;quot; and mentioning that his [[Duck|dick]] is &amp;quot;five, seven inches long&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The video was previously mentioned in [[CWC Responds to a bully named Johan]], as Chris explained it was made to show Sam and Ellen how a natural birth was better and to compete with [[Johan]] who made his own video. Chris also made an online poll to let the public decide whose video was better - at the time of writing, Johan has a clear lead.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The demonic [[Sonic Totem]] reappears in this video. Members of Kiwi Farms were quick to point out how it has turned away in horror to what is happening next to it, and many ended up feeling sympathy for the artifact itself.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As of June 2, 2016. Youtube deleted the video due to violating its policies on nudity and sexual content. A backup of this video can be found [https://video.lolcow.wiki/CWC/Chris%27s%20Sex%20Moves.mp4 here.]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Video ==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/video&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = IMG 3207&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|1zosxGbUdLo}}&lt;br /&gt;
| stardate       =31 [[May 2016]]&lt;br /&gt;
| subject        = {{Sex|text}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Saga           = {{Tomgirl|text}}&lt;br /&gt;
| style          = {{Crazy|text}}&lt;br /&gt;
| shirt          = Bra and Tights&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[CWC vs Johan vote link]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[Happy Cat *kisses*]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Transcript== &lt;br /&gt;
Hello Sam and Ellen! It's Christine Chandler coming to you live from... my bedroom! Which is separate from my work room. Anyway, so, y'all wanna see a little.. play, huh?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''starts removing bathrobe''] Yeah, I'm not naked, totally, but, to get the point across. [''higher pitched''] Enough to get the point across! So.. remembering from whatcha said, rule number one, the foreplay! &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Hmm, make out... [''starts making out with the doll, eventually moving down to the breasts and chewing on its nipples''] Hmm. And it show... the pussy! I know where it is, the clitoris would be... [gibberish] assuming this would be the front, that'd be the back, cuz that's how big the hole is here. There's the clitoris, and the vagina's down here somewhere in the middle, and we don't wanna... hit the peehole which is in between.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I know about the labia... [''dives in and starts sucking the doll's crotch'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''flips the doll over''] And uh... not comfortable with it yet but I'll get around to it... uhh, I might definitely ask y'all to shower beforehand, but... we could try anal. [''starts eating the doll's ass'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''wiping his mouth''] Yeah... I'll definitely ask y'all to get that bleached. But anyway aside from that, um, yes I'm aware of toys... umm, I have a vibrator, I did have, this one on hand, though it's still wrapped in plastic anyhow. So, you know I nev— so you can tell I never used it. Alright, so yeah, so.. it's like... few things we can do here [''grabs doll and sticks vibrator up its backside''] prolly, put it up your be— up your behind... now... [''holding the doll up by the vibrator''] y'all would be— your center of gravity would be a lot better than this one's.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''flips the doll over and sticks the vibrator in its vagina''] And... be doin' this goin' on while we're... [''starts making out with the doll again'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
And then of course I know about the vibrator go &amp;quot;bzzzzzz...&amp;quot; [''shakes the vibrator around and shoves it back inside the doll''] but I mean it's pretty straightforward, so... [''places the vibrator back in the cupboard''] I just wanna move on from that... part.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Alright so lemme see whatdya'll wanna see, whatdya'll wanna see oh yeah [''kneels on bed''] the uh, piledriver [''stands on bed and begins to piledrive the sex doll''] &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''eventually kneels back down''] alright lemme see, the uh... well I forget the name but we're on our side for this one. [''lies down on side and presses doll up against his body with some struggle''] [donkey?] [inaudible~go like that?] yeah. And, it goes in there. [inaudible] [''begins to hump the sex doll'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I know yes, we're [[Wikipedia:Tribadism|tribbing]]! Alright, then, bottom of the list, well, whatcha say, whichever, apparently, yeah let's put the arms up for this demonstration. Lesbian. [''Weird humming''] Y'all feeling this? Y'all feeling this? Now let me see, I believe that was the basics from your email, and, uh, moment. And now for some, some breaststroke. Just go with the flow, enjoy the view. [''Sing-song voice''] This way would be preferred.&lt;br /&gt;
Off top of my head, that's a good workout, so far. I hope I [''gibberish''] impressed y'all with that, and I look forward to your reply. It still dispenses. The thing's still, like, 5 to 7 inches long erect, so, Sam and Ellen, please have my babies. Have our babies. Have our little girls. Thank you, good night.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Trivia == &lt;br /&gt;
* The Chandler family still have their [[Christmas]] trees up 5 months after it was socially acceptable to do so.&lt;br /&gt;
* The record behind Chris is ''[[Wikipedia:Bobbie Gentry and Glen Campbell|Bobbie Gentry and Glen Campbell]]'', presumably one of [[Bob]]'s. &lt;br /&gt;
* All hail the [[Sonic Totem]].&lt;br /&gt;
* CWC finally mastered the spin move at 4:30.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[For Julies Eyes Only]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Chris and sex]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Duck]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [https://video.lolcow.wiki/CWC/Johan%27s%20Sex%20Moves.mp4 Johan's competing video, featuring Kimmi]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Chris-chan videos, 2016]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Srbffls</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Lesbian_Sex_Audition&amp;diff=198365</id>
		<title>Lesbian Sex Audition</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Lesbian_Sex_Audition&amp;diff=198365"/>
		<updated>2016-06-06T20:43:52Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Srbffls: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{taxpayermoney}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Honest}}&lt;br /&gt;
'''IMG 3207''' is a [[YouTube]] Video [[Chris]] uploaded on 30 [[may_2016|May 2016]] in which he shows off his unappreciated acrobatic sexual prowess in hopes to impress a [[Tomgirl|lesbian]] couple, Sam and Ellen, who hoped to raise a baby by means of [[Hanky-Panky|natural impregnation]]. Its contents are essentially a more SFW version of [[For Julies Eyes Only]] (mostly because he's not technically naked). Chris attempts to demonstrate his sexual prowess with a [[Sex_toys|blow-up doll]], explaining his actions as he goes along, with the notion that he will treat Sam or Ellen to this sort of sexual experience should they allow him to impregnate one of them. He starts simple, attempting to perform cunnilingus on the doll's stomach and shoving his face in its rear with the offer of anal to Sam and Ellen (even though this categorically couldn't impregnate them) but moves on to advanced techniques such as helicoptering the doll around on his dick, all the while humming childish tunes and imitating voices. The tour-de-force concludes with Chris claiming that spinning a plastic sex doll on top of him for a few minutes was &amp;quot;a good workout&amp;quot; and mentioning that his [[Duck|dick]] is &amp;quot;five, seven inches long&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The video was previously mentioned in [[CWC Responds to a bully named Johan]], as Chris explained it was made to show Sam and Ellen how a natural birth was better and to compete with [[Johan]] who made his own video. Chris also made an online poll to let the public decide whose video was better - at the time of writing, Johan has a clear lead.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The demonic [[Sonic Totem]] reappears in this video. Members of Kiwi Farms were quick to point out how it has turned away in horror to what is happening next to it, and many ended up feeling sympathy for the artifact itself.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As of June 2, 2016. Youtube deleted the video due to violating its policies on nudity and sexual content. A backup of this video can be found here:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
https://video.lolcow.wiki/CWC/Chris%27s%20Sex%20Moves.mp4&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Video ==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/video&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = IMG 3207&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|1zosxGbUdLo}}&lt;br /&gt;
| stardate       =31 [[May 2016]]&lt;br /&gt;
| subject        = {{Sex|text}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Saga           = {{Tomgirl|text}}&lt;br /&gt;
| style          = {{Crazy|text}}&lt;br /&gt;
| shirt          = Bra and Tights&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[CWC vs Johan vote link]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[Happy Cat *kisses*]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Transcript== &lt;br /&gt;
Hello Sam and Ellen! It's Christine Chandler coming to you live from... my bedroom! Which is separate from my work room. Anyway, so, y'all wanna see a little.. play, huh?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''starts removing bathrobe''] Yeah, I'm not naked, totally, but, to get the point across. [''higher pitched''] Enough to get the point across! So.. remembering from whatcha said, rule number one, the foreplay! &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Hmm, make out... [''starts making out with the doll, eventually moving down to the breasts and chewing on its nipples''] Hmm. And it show... the pussy! I know where it is, the clitoris would be... [gibberish] assuming this would be the front, that'd be the back, cuz that's how big the hole is here. There's the clitoris, and the vagina's down here somewhere in the middle, and we don't wanna... hit the peehole which is in between.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I know about the labia... [''dives in and starts sucking the doll's crotch'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''flips the doll over''] And uh... not comfortable with it yet but I'll get around to it... uhh, I might definitely ask y'all to shower beforehand, but... we could try anal. [''starts eating the doll's ass'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''wiping his mouth''] Yeah... I'll definitely ask y'all to get that bleached. But anyway aside from that, um, yes I'm aware of toys... umm, I have a vibrator, I did have, this one on hand, though it's still wrapped in plastic anyhow. So, you know I nev— so you can tell I never used it. Alright, so yeah, so.. it's like... few things we can do here [''grabs doll and sticks vibrator up its backside''] prolly, put it up your be— up your behind... now... [''holding the doll up by the vibrator''] y'all would be— your center of gravity would be a lot better than this one's.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''flips the doll over and sticks the vibrator in its vagina''] And... be doin' this goin' on while we're... [''starts making out with the doll again'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
And then of course I know about the vibrator go &amp;quot;bzzzzzz...&amp;quot; [''shakes the vibrator around and shoves it back inside the doll''] but I mean it's pretty straightforward, so... [''places the vibrator back in the cupboard''] I just wanna move on from that... part.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Alright so lemme see whatdya'll wanna see, whatdya'll wanna see oh yeah [''kneels on bed''] the uh, piledriver [''stands on bed and begins to piledrive the sex doll''] &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''eventually kneels back down''] alright lemme see, the uh... well I forget the name but we're on our side for this one. [''lies down on side and presses doll up against his body with some struggle''] [donkey?] [inaudible~go like that?] yeah. And, it goes in there. [inaudible] [''begins to hump the sex doll'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I know yes, we're [[Wikipedia:Tribadism|tribbing]]! Alright, then, bottom of the list, well, whatcha say, whichever, apparently, yeah let's put the arms up for this demonstration. Lesbian. [''Weird humming''] Y'all feeling this? Y'all feeling this? Now let me see, I believe that was the basics from your email, and, uh, moment. And now for some, some breaststroke. Just go with the flow, enjoy the view. [''Sing-song voice''] This way would be preferred.&lt;br /&gt;
Off top of my head, that's a good workout, so far. I hope I [''gibberish''] impressed y'all with that, and I look forward to your reply. It still dispenses. The thing's still, like, 5 to 7 inches long erect, so, Sam and Ellen, please have my babies. Have our babies. Have our little girls. Thank you, good night.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Trivia == &lt;br /&gt;
* The Chandler family still have their [[Christmas]] trees up 5 months after it was socially acceptable to do so.&lt;br /&gt;
* The record behind Chris is ''[[Wikipedia:Bobbie Gentry and Glen Campbell|Bobbie Gentry and Glen Campbell]]'', presumably one of [[Bob]]'s. &lt;br /&gt;
* All hail the [[Sonic Totem]].&lt;br /&gt;
* CWC finally mastered the spin move at 4:30.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[For Julies Eyes Only]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Chris and sex]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Duck]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [https://video.lolcow.wiki/CWC/Johan%27s%20Sex%20Moves.mp4 Johan's competing video, featuring Kimmi]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Chris-chan videos, 2016]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Srbffls</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Lesbian_Sex_Audition&amp;diff=198364</id>
		<title>Lesbian Sex Audition</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Lesbian_Sex_Audition&amp;diff=198364"/>
		<updated>2016-06-06T20:42:25Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Srbffls: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{taxpayermoney}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Honest}}&lt;br /&gt;
'''IMG 3207''' is a [[YouTube]] Video [[Chris]] uploaded on 30 [[may_2016|May 2016]] in which he shows off his unappreciated acrobatic sexual prowess in hopes to impress a [[Tomgirl|lesbian]] couple, Sam and Ellen, who hoped to raise a baby by means of [[Hanky-Panky|natural impregnation]]. Its contents are essentially a more SFW version of [[For Julies Eyes Only]] (mostly because he's not technically naked). Chris attempts to demonstrate his sexual prowess with a [[Sex_toys|blow-up doll]], explaining his actions as he goes along, with the notion that he will treat Sam or Ellen to this sort of sexual experience should they allow him to impregnate one of them. He starts simple, attempting to perform cunnilingus on the doll's stomach and shoving his face in its rear with the offer of anal to Sam and Ellen (even though this categorically couldn't impregnate them) but moves on to advanced techniques such as helicoptering the doll around on his dick, all the while humming childish tunes and imitating voices. The tour-de-force concludes with Chris claiming that spinning a plastic sex doll on top of him for a few minutes was &amp;quot;a good workout&amp;quot; and mentioning that his [[Duck|dick]] is &amp;quot;five, seven inches long&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The video was previously mentioned in [[CWC Responds to a bully named Johan]], as Chris explained it was made to show Sam and Ellen how a natural birth was better and to compete with [[Johan]] who made his own video. Chris also made an online poll to let the public decide whose video was better - at the time of writing, Johan has a clear lead.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The demonic [[Sonic Totem]] reappears in this video. Members of Kiwi Farms were quick to point out how it has turned away in horror to what is happening next to it, and many ended up feeling sympathy for the artifact itself.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As of June 2, 2016. Youtube deleted the video due to violating its policies on nudity and sexual content. A backup of this video can be found here:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
https://video.lolcow.wiki/CWC/Chris%27s%20Sex%20Moves.mp4&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Video ==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/video&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = IMG 3207&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|1zosxGbUdLo}}&lt;br /&gt;
| stardate       =31 [[May 2016]]&lt;br /&gt;
| subject        = {{Sex|text}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Saga           = {{Tomgirl|text}}&lt;br /&gt;
| style          = {{Crazy|text}}&lt;br /&gt;
| shirt          = Bra and Tights&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[CWC vs Johan vote link]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[Happy Cat *kisses*]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Transcript== &lt;br /&gt;
Hello Sam and Ellen! It's Christine Chandler coming to you live from... my bedroom! Which is separate from my work room. Anyway, so, y'all wanna see a little.. play, huh?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''starts removing bathrobe''] Yeah, I'm not naked, totally, but, to get the point across. [''higher pitched''] Enough to get the point across! So.. remembering from whatcha said, rule number one, the foreplay! &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Hmm, make out... [''starts making out with the doll, eventually moving down to the breasts and chewing on its nipples''] Hmm. And it show... the pussy! I know where it is, the clitoris would be... [gibberish] assuming this would be the front, that'd be the back, cuz that's how big the hole is here. There's the clitoris, and the vagina's down here somewhere in the middle, and we don't wanna... hit the peehole which is in between.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I know about the labia... [''dives in and starts sucking the doll's crotch'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''flips the doll over''] And uh... not comfortable with it yet but I'll get around to it... uhh, I might definitely ask y'all to shower beforehand, but... we could try anal. [''starts eating the doll's ass'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''wiping his mouth''] Yeah... I'll definitely ask y'all to get that bleached. But anyway aside from that, um, yes I'm aware of toys... umm, I have a vibrator, I did have, this one on hand, though it's still wrapped in plastic anyhow. So, you know I nev— so you can tell I never used it. Alright, so yeah, so.. it's like... few things we can do here [''grabs doll and sticks vibrator up its backside''] prolly, put it up your be— up your behind... now... [''holding the doll up by the vibrator''] y'all would be— your center of gravity would be a lot better than this one's.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''flips the doll over and sticks the vibrator in its vagina''] And... be doin' this goin' on while we're... [''starts making out with the doll again'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
And then of course I know about the vibrator go &amp;quot;bzzzzzz...&amp;quot; [''shakes the vibrator around and shoves it back inside the doll''] but I mean it's pretty straightforward, so... [''places the vibrator back in the cupboard''] I just wanna move on from that... part.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Alright so lemme see whatdya'll wanna see, whatdya'll wanna see oh yeah [''kneels on bed''] the uh, piledriver [''stands on bed and begins to piledrive the sex doll''] &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''eventually kneels back down''] alright lemme see, the uh... well I forget the name but we're on our side for this one. [''lies down on side and presses doll up against his body with some struggle''] [donkey?] [inaudible~go like that?] yeah. And, it goes in there. [inaudible] [''begins to hump the sex doll'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I know yes, we're [[Wikipedia:Tribadism|tribbing]]! Alright, then, bottom of the list, well, whatcha say, whichever, apparently, yeah let's put the arms up for this demonstration. Lesbian. [''Weird humming''] Y'all feeling this? Y'all feeling this? Now let me see, I believe that was the basics from your email, and, uh, moment. And now for some, some breaststroke. Just go with the flow, enjoy the view. [''Sing-song voice''] This way would be preferred.&lt;br /&gt;
Off top of my head, that's a good workout, so far. I hope I [''gibberish''] impressed y'all with that, and I look forward to your reply. It still dispenses. The thing's still, like, 5 to 7 inches long erect, so, Sam and Ellen, please have my babies. Have our babies. Have our little girls. Thank you, good night.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Trivia == &lt;br /&gt;
* The Chandler family still have their [[Christmas]] trees up 5 months after it was socially acceptable to do so.&lt;br /&gt;
* The record behind Chris is ''[[Wikipedia:Bobbie Gentry and Glen Campbell|Bobbie Gentry and Glen Campbell]]'', presumably one of [[Bob]]'s. &lt;br /&gt;
* All hail the [[Sonic Totem]].&lt;br /&gt;
* CWC finally mastered the spin move at 4:30.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[For Julies Eyes Only]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Chris and sex]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Duck]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [https://video.lolcow.wiki/CWC/Johan%27s%20Sex%20Moves.mp4 Johan's competing video, featuring Kimmi]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Chris-chan videos, 2016]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Srbffls</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=April_16_Fetish_Vids&amp;diff=198360</id>
		<title>April 16 Fetish Vids</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=April_16_Fetish_Vids&amp;diff=198360"/>
		<updated>2016-06-06T18:29:30Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Srbffls: Submitted a link to view the &amp;quot;Spank Dat Ass&amp;quot; video.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{Honest}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Ecp00066.jpg|thumb|right|The April 16 Fetish Vids also include a set of photos, showing [[Chris]] wearing [[butt garments|diapers]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
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The '''April 16 Fetish Vids''' is a set of three videos and a handful of photos, showing Chris engaged in different explicit and shocking practices. Chris made all of them for [[Ivy]] except the shower dance, which was another audition tape for [[Vanessa Hudgens]]. This content was released by [[The Miscreants]] on 16 [[April 2009]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Fanta: Semen Flavor==&lt;br /&gt;
In their conversations about love and life, Chris told [[Ivy]] that he [[recycling|recycled]] his semen to protect his fertility. He also claimed that his semen would taste ''exactly'' like what he had recently eaten. To test this hypothesis, Ivy requested a video. Naturally, Chris screws it up, drinking the Fanta only after the fact.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Transcript===&lt;br /&gt;
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''[Chris appears in his room, dressed in a green bathrobe. His hair is disheveled.''&lt;br /&gt;
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This is for my sweetest [[Ivy]]'s eyes only.&lt;br /&gt;
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''[Chris holds up a small disposable cup made of clear plastic. A thick, white liquid rests in a thin layer along the bottom.]''&lt;br /&gt;
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Here's some of my, uh, [[comeuppance|cum]] I just [[mass debating|masturborted]] out.&lt;br /&gt;
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''[He points at his own semen in the cup and brings it even closer to the camera.]''&lt;br /&gt;
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'Bout to that much, that's usually a lot.&lt;br /&gt;
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''[Chris holds a can of Fanta orange soda near the camera. He wears his [[Amnyfest Ring]] on his hand.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Couldn't find any chocolate syrup, but I have some orange soda.&lt;br /&gt;
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''[Chris cracks open the can of Fanta. He fills the bottom third of the [[Fapcup]] with soda. He swishes the soda and semen around, with an extremely disquieting smirk on his face.]''&lt;br /&gt;
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Well...bottoms up!&lt;br /&gt;
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''[He tilts back his head and drinks the cup of semen and Fanta.]''&lt;br /&gt;
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There you go, Ivy, orange-flavored cum. Hope you enjoyed that!&lt;br /&gt;
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* [http://www.slutload.com/video/chrischan-cum-fanta/wMlgfbs9XSDP/ Can be viewed here]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Spank Dat Ass==&lt;br /&gt;
Chris is depicted spanking himself while kneeling on his filthy, [[Yellow is a Mellow Color|yellow]]ed mattress. Ivy requested this video as punishment for his cheating on her with Ivy, but she had not asked that he be nude.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Transcript===&lt;br /&gt;
''[Chris is dressed in a green bathrobe and nothing else. He looks at the camera, kneels on his mattress and begins spanking himself. He doesn't do a very good job.]''&lt;br /&gt;
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Oh, I'm sorry for being...&lt;br /&gt;
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''[spanks self]''&lt;br /&gt;
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Uh! &lt;br /&gt;
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''[spanks self]''&lt;br /&gt;
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Oh! &lt;br /&gt;
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''[spanks self]''&lt;br /&gt;
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Yeah! &lt;br /&gt;
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''[spanks self]''&lt;br /&gt;
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A bit harder! &lt;br /&gt;
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''[spanks self]''&lt;br /&gt;
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Oh, I'm sorry! &lt;br /&gt;
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''[spanks self]''&lt;br /&gt;
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Oh [[Ivy]], that smarts! &lt;br /&gt;
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''[rubs ass]'' &lt;br /&gt;
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Aah.&lt;br /&gt;
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Image:Spanking1.jpg|SMACK&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Spanking2.jpg|DAT&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Spanking3.jpg|ASS!!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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* [http://www.slutload.com/video/chrischan-spank-dat-ass/r3Y3q0fIBkYv/ Can be viewed here.]&lt;br /&gt;
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==How NOT to Take a Shower==&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|C'mon, let's go do it in the bedroom!|Chris, ever classy}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris dances with an imaginary woman in his [[ShowerClean|beyond unclean shower stall]]. This audition video was commissioned by Vanessa. She thought he had star quality.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Transcript===&lt;br /&gt;
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''[A disgusting shower stall is shown. The grout is black with mildew and there are large blotchy brown stains on the tile. Two rolls of toilet paper appear in the foreground. Suddenly, the giant fat ass of a white male enters the frame.]''&lt;br /&gt;
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Hey Ivy! May I have this dance?&lt;br /&gt;
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''[Christian extends his hand towards the shower, which is empty except for mold and fungus. He steps inside, and begins a naked slow dance in his shower. His body is only visible from the chest down and his body is completely shaved. His skin condition is hard to describe due to the lighting but looks unhealthy. His hands are clenched tightly, as if he [[Pedofork|is holding the hands of a small child]]. About 25 seconds in he tries to twirl, but he has a hard time turning his body around. He stumbles off-balance and catches himself against the wall. He then holds one arm up like he's twirling his imaginary dance partner. At 50 seconds in he makes a hugging motion and leans forward as if kissing his [[Troll|pretend Internet girlfriend.]]]''&lt;br /&gt;
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Oh yeah, c'mon, let's go do it in the bedroom. Let's go Ivy. I'll help you.&lt;br /&gt;
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''[Chris steps out of the tub and walks towards the camera, bringing his tiny, hairless, shrunken genitalia extremely close to the camera. He fumbles at the camera for a second and it shuts off.]''&lt;br /&gt;
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Image:Plusoneshoweroffilth.jpg|DAT GROUT&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Assofterror.jpg|In the actual video it jiggles alarmingly.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Goodbyehorses.jpg|Chris shows off his dance moves to the mold and mildew.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Fallingoffbalance.jpg|Chris lightens the mood of an otherwise intensely disturbing moment by almost falling on his face.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Doitinthebedroom.jpg|&amp;quot;Let's do it in the bedroom!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Thenightmarecontinues.jpg|HA HA HA HA HA!&lt;br /&gt;
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* [http://www.slutload.com/video/chrischan-shower/sW8HU4nybtk6/ Can be viewed here]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Unfit for Collection==&lt;br /&gt;
This set of pictures showing Chris wearing diapers (&amp;quot;nappies&amp;quot; in the British dialect), or, as Chris calls them, [[butt garments]], was demanded by Ivy and her roommate as further punishment for his cheating. In Ivy's words, &amp;quot;During the photo shoot Chris decided to lick his [[medallion]] and throw a wink our way, as he wanted to 'still look good for me'.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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Image:Ecp00063.jpg|You can actually see the [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|shit stains]]...&lt;br /&gt;
Image:HelloSpas.jpg|A bout of [[random-access humor]].&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Ecp00065.jpg|Lick dat medallion!&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Ecp00066.jpg|Wink wink.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category: Certain videos of the naughty nature| 2009-04-16]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Srbffls</name></author>
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