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Medallion Moulding Q&A

2023-11-08T04:03:15Z

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'''Medallion Moulding Q&A''' is a livestream Chris filmed on 3 [[November 2023]]. In it, Chris makes some [[Medallions]] while reading some questions in the chat. As with [[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 4|the previous stream]], the chat and comment section is mainly full of [[Weens|weens]] saying various outdated memes and quotes such as "#1 BARBUSSY ENJOYER." The stream made over $600 from donors.

==Livestream==
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==Description==
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==Highlights==
{{Transcript}}

'''10:09:''' Chris gets upset over a green screen error saying it bugs his OCD

'''13:40:''' Chris loses it over getting called Ian, fueling the weens in the chat

'''25:50:''' Chris confirms he still hates MLP G5 and will not watch the movie until G4 Season 14 Ep 26 is aired

'''28:32:''' Chris tells the audience that Jacob Sockness is dead after a ween pretends to be him

'''29:08:''' Chris gives a blessing to fellow lolcow Daniel Larson

'''1:04:55:''' Chris shouts out a fake sponsorship from Welches fruit snacks as there is no chance he would ever get a real sponsorship

'''1:14:42:''' Chris does an abysmal impression of Big Smoke from GTA San Andreas

'''1:36:42:''' Chris does an abysmal Cartman impression, nearing the level of horrible to his infamous Donald Duck Impression

'''1:41:35:''' Chris struggles to remember Cryzel Rosechus's age and goes through mental gymnastics to say shes over 20 when according to Chris was 14 when he got "married" to her.

==Raw captions==
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everybody welcome to this uh what is

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make the announcement officially when I

am ready to do

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get to that I'm trying to say Here There

Will no be there will be absolutely no

shout outs any more during any streams

or in general you want to know why

because I am aware I am aware that some

of these people that I've been asked to

shout out to have quite the CRI criminal

pass so it's like shoot you want ask me

to give a shout out

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anybody at this point I might as well

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what he did over five years ago

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from me for this

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right

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addressing of anybody by the name of Ian

because there is no Ian here

period all right

anyway got do

something green screen

detail

anyway anyway

so excuse me

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this video is

mainly uh

I'd have to say it's uh I had to say

within the within Malachi and the

revelations just uh both of those books

entirely no just no

no anyway I'm not going to acknowledge

every single uh paid comment especially

those that are bad I have made myself

very clear on that anyway I'm going to

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I'm using is

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birthday there that's all you

get I'm not I'm sticking with my

boundaries on everything anyway so as

you

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I'll do a stream where I do watch that

but obviously will not be right now okay

but for tonight I'm doing qu q&as so I'm

taking questions and

answers you're welcome

anyway and just I'm mainly doing paid

questions and paid questions I'll be

answering those and I might tell a St I

might tell a random story or two just

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medallions there were I made that very

clear and I'm saying this once as I have

said before it's in the record straight

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happened

earrings all right just I three

piercings simple

piercings ah my day has been very good

thank you

Austin Austin Austin Austin Austin house

I give you that one because that was

funny and cute anyway um

so

um I'll have to meditate get back to you

on that but right right now we are doing

things

right you're call him no Trump is evil

he's pure

evil he goes down like Donald Trump

period

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and oh I see what you're good at that in

reference to uh yeah the war between

Palestine the only one delusional one

here is you pretend to be my half

brother in New York City

City

that's to be confirmed uh that's uh

another detail sort out later but anyway

so anyway so I'm molding the medallions

in these lovely molds that were

made this one is made of this Medallion

and they I have the other mode which the

other medallions do which you'll get to

see the results of these moldings at

least the outline all

consider

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outs I'll give you a happy birthday at

the same time as whatever name

appears on the screen there but that's

about it

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no uh how I give me some more brain

bending brain teasing type of questions

are

I already said once I'm not repeating to

myself never happened it never happened

okay

anyway anyway so I will respond I will

not be responding to some

commentary just regards to their

content

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you thank you

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that was positive long nose long big

nose oh yeah I watched your oh yeah I

like your channel I like your channel

dude yeah I mean d what um DM DM me on

Twitter and we'll see what we can be

arrange because I do appreciate you and

uh and your friends ining uh the one

that the one that voices uh the one that

originally originally voiced tails in

your channel and of course I love Sona

and the group really good

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stupid that's just dumb funny dumb funny

how dumb was it it was so

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confirmed if then when it does happen I

shall uh find out for myself in whatever

video if it's officially on the

consoles nope I never heard that

individual fun thing it's like as if the

clay

is shiny shiny that's

funny I can do that

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individual continue to follow life power

righteousness and good happy birthday

happy birthday to you happy birthday

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random thing I did in that one video I

did

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forgot the Rings for these I'll be right

back one second um yeah good series good

video game

yeah

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go into the medallions these particular

medallions H obviously I don't dedicate

all my time to but when I do I

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can do something about

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check a

detail

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go um well I will not say I will not be

calling out any names but um this guy

here that was whose name just appeared

on the screen and

that ah spiritually connected on one day

to another eventually yes because I

personally blessed these medallions even

the one that I I do put I do personally

paint a lot of these and yet um there's

outreaching and going on

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very cool let me try turn that light

down

and

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way really quick

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despite the green screen yeah here it is

yeah cursed words are not

great um I don't know what tnd D

is just I don't know what TD is anyway

so I finish my D is made to go into this

melt tin and I warm up in the uh

oven maybe after I I'll give it some

thought and consideration but that's a

whole different thing right there it's a

whole different

thing anyway so that being

said um I don't typically watch hockey

so I'm not consciously aware of hockey

players the only one I'm really aware of

is Wayne

Gretzky

H all right Barbara's doing okay Safe

Life well and healthy back at the old

place wherever that is wherever as

opposed to wherever I

am

anyway anyway really using the

traditional clay this is not Model Magic

we're not using that on

these no absolutely not G4 I'm not

watching anything G5 until after myo P

friendship is Magic season 14 episode 26

is aired

period uh favorite song Still Sonic Boom

Sega CD long version at the end credits

I like that all

time I'm working these

here there you tell me

look good how about

um eat a

bun H I'll post it soon enough I just

haven't got around to it yet I've been

really busy and I just been drained by

lots of things in the metaphysical my

metaphysical workings and

everything oh no nobody actually visited

me in jail at all on that note period so

you can put that rumor like to rest you

can lay that rumor to

rest thank you but I'm afraid I can only

appreciate you as a kind individual and

platonically okay unfortunately this is

why listen do this guy

talk

yeah okay this is why I got do

five

five anyway working on me and I'll

take I'm taking the questions and I'm

just doing as I

feel I told you what it was I told you

the truth nothing happened

period um I have not I don't know what

that is consciously I do not consciously

know what that

is yeah

um we have more we have every single

individual in a variety of music between

both halves of our

Earth NOP you're dead you're gone you're

dead period bye-bye clean goodbye you're

long dead I'm never saying your name not

even in justest Period never even say

I'm never saying that name again you're

dead that guy's dead anyway

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uh yeah I've

I've uh down I've I've tone down the

number of my friends on my

game there I say PR to this guy for that

guy faster than light in time

anyway there's no Curtis

here anyway there you go you see the

other Med

mode now I can appreciate that these get

moded and under my approval as

well you're

welcome um

anyway ah the extra extraterrestrial

individuals from throughout the cosmos

the space um they're just about as good

as good of individuals and creatures as

any other

really you know

what speak for yourself

guy just simply speak for

yourself thank

you

that is none of your business about

where I live I'm keeping that Offline

that is strictly

personal well that's to be confirmed uh

you just uh we take we'll take

applications uh later when I make when I

we'll take applications through the

Gmail I'm G put that in the queue for

later that thought I just had anyway

thank you

Kimba thank you Kima I mean

Simba happy happy birthday you are very

blessed yes you

are oh um yeah we're working on that

just that's another detail we got

multiple multiple details sorting out

um yeah yeah just well when we get

around to actually further doing on the

Minecraft everybody will be brought in

and to work now we have a lot we have

received very good responses to that I

am very

grateful I let the snow lights out the

Pokeball and it's a shiny snor lats snor

lats you think

I you think I actually left reality no

it's just what is reality anyway I mean

you never really thought about it

personally

um yeah no

comment all those that submit their

submit their responses to their

Minecraft server we'll be we'll get

response soon enough we've just been

busy with many many other

things you will find life you will live

find love someday in some like guy dark

B you

will you just got to follow light power

path and uh

[Music]

everything

anyway

I I am somewhere safe everything is good

you do I'm not going to be any more

specific than that and if you don't see

my car in Ruckersville that means I'm

not there so that's to whole two plus

two half

problem you know what I will say one

thing so you know what it's like that

one it's like I'm making a reference

here to a certain uh MLP fan F fan fan

animation on that's on YouTube just like

you know it's as if Celestia had

banished B

banished rainbow and Pinkie Pie to the

Moon in favor of prince in favor of her

in favor of Luna answering

questions you know what this Rainbow's

response just it's similar to my

response h jok's on you it's safer in

here good luck with the comment

section yeah that's another detail play

random mat memory yeah I go out of jail

I made it to Gateway it took y'all

literally a whole month before actually

taking any pictures of me and I've

actually been to a couple of places

before Rashi revealed myself to the

individuals there you know just I I mean

just telling them who I telling them who

I was it's like nobody it's like nobody

actually that's and that's another

detail entirely right there you couldn't

have just approach me say hello kindly

you had to really take pictures without

my permission or consent

whatsoever and do

that thank you just thank you

anyway I still laugh that fact took all

month before y'all even did that that

was a dumb

thing yeah no I don't know I don't know

them I don't know you

so

I

you yes I already did say a prayer to

him for

him working

on this

Medallion oh yeah I have seen the second

Side movie I thought it was pretty

good quite decent uh of course you know

I L really like from the first movie

just so as I crash question of cold dark

wats the Pacific I realized a few things

I back that I'll come back to that

question m a i had no idea where I'm

going B soft water stings c i shouldn't

even be here right now but I am why

because you shot

me I'll take down to consideration you

sh I'm I'm going there's a fish on my

head and clearly on the get just done on

my

own I am not I am not Liberty to State

specifically where or what I am but just

know I'm safe alive and well and

everything otherwise I would not be

doing this live stream right

now I played some side Frontiers just

have not played completely through even

the fir even the the the original

game I've been busy with a whole M other

details some

things

me

ah I like oh Scotland's pretty Scotland

is a cool country I give you that but

anyway I'd like to visit uh London

England no none I get all the I get all

the donations and just they really

needed considering what I need to have

done like I I mean I I I want to get

more traditional frames and they get my

eyes real check um well I would sample

your music at least um that's a question

I gota come back to and also I got D I

have D work I need to get taken care of

so that's well think all right so first

off music dra genre I like all kinds of

music really but um I guess if anything

I like uh I really like just pop music

just something with a really good beat

that I can dance to and like and all

that yeah I'm not I'm not saying much

more than what I've already said about

her period I

mean she has a right to her own privacy

in life as well period oh thank you

anyway oh favorite color Barry charge

blue I've mentioned that before my

favorite color and shade is battery

charged

blue

in particular it's the shade of my san

form's preferred

color no and while I was in jail I was

segregated from the other prisoners so I

didn't really have a so much of a social

life inside jail but at least the

details and all that were fair I I

enjoyed the kosher tray and I actually

did very well on the kosher tray I

enjoyed fish on Friday that was good

that was a good deal and I really like

tofu I know personally I prefer the

white tofu a lot better than a brown

tofu despite me me knowing that the

white tofu is supposed to be reminiscent

of chicken and the brown tofu is

reminiscent of

beef but yeah I like

tofu excuse me one second I gotta warm

up some more some more clay for these

Medallion I'll be right back after these

massages

and we're back everybody

and

gamble because they did a

thing

joke

[Music]

anyway I'm holding the sign you a figure

right right here and we have this little

lovely

PR one right here as well an ominous

individual oh turn the mic up turn the

mic up turn the mic

up darn I'll fix that later turn the mic

let me see no the mic okay the mic

volume is okay check in the mic check in

the mic one two one two okay check in

the mic check in the mic one two one two

check in the mic check in the mic

all right anyway all right so everybody

can sing and dance for Christmas about

that we have confirmed the might still

works all

right all right anyway

um next

one

yeah well we are working on the

Minecraft server we just like I said

we've been really really busy

lately another detail another thing

everybody likes to

sing

anyway right when

I oh drawing in

email I don't have Splatoon three I may

consider it I just haven't got amount to

that point

yet

eras I don't know what Aras is

consciously and I would

believe yes it did happen

okay yes and yes and not right now

they're working out on the B but savann

rosu is here in the room with me

I would say she her with respect and

kindness like you would Dr Wolf's wife

his lovely lady

okay but anyway just everybody to their

own individual details and all

that I read a little bit of it I read a

little bit of it I haven't read the

entire

thing

yeah the race cars are yeah the race

cars are pretty

cool my earlier

thought that's GNA to get fits

later Soder

Soder is there Cherry Soder on that

Soder

Island oh yeah I have tried makeup

before and just it it tends to yeah blue

eyes Shadow I've actually done that

before it's really good I have done

fingernail polish and coloring my nails

before but I do so much physical work it

just it sends slip up all the

time

hello there I say hello to that guy's

friend

without being too

specific okie dokie have a good

night

everybody yeah oh up all up against need

not we have exping experience levels and

we will pick up on those that have the

best vibration and authenticity within

themselves uh that's to be

confirmed uh has not been decided just

yet uh likely it'll be private at first

and then made public

later the only Electronics I had in jail

was an amfm

radio and it was a j wind

brand it looked like an

iPod of all time Sonic

CD

thank

you

um presently I'm uh doing work in amimal

Crossing New Horizons and I have played

some psych superstars in recent

days I also enjoy I also enjoyed life of

strange True

Colors it certainly will not be drump

he's staying in jail forever

period oh first day I got

out um I adjusted to my new life

where I was at the

time everybody is already in the on the

scene 97 half whether it be through

their self-c counterparts or from their

from their former self-c counterparts

that were alive there that are living

here ah oh yes there will be more and

more other individuals but Le s he lived

back in the days he was born in uh uh

I'm trying to remember it counts

backwards

uh

phos name Le is really really really

really old he was born within the 300s

BC within that

century and he lived for happy birthday

happy birthday happy

[Music]

birthday and he lived for hundreds of

years within his uh with his in this

Village that was not far from the

ultimate Emerald

Shrine thank thank you very

much and he was and he was uh my he was

my friend

and and on Earth's metaphysical guide on

Earth as in addition to uh you know

Emanuel and all the other gods and

guyses uh back when I was Hy Christ back

when my brain my brain trying to blank

out on me good

grief anyway um but yeah he essentially

had the closest links to the uh

everything that there there is and was

and would have been back

time no kameha there you go there's no

cursing because I know that draw it does

like draw back on me

there yeah only plays there you go yeah

there you go that guy

[Music]

yeah

yeah uh I do not know who that is and it

sounds like that would not be too great

of a resulting time

and considering the alternate timelines

yeah

oh we have a poot set up I will reveal

that later on on my I reveal that later

on when we are when we are ready to do

so

yeah yeah they've already done that for

me and I I don't have to stream them but

yeah I mean empathy in itself is a

superpower

period anyway H where was I bring oh

yeah Lees uh but yeah he's really really

old he uh end up moving forward uh after

uh a while after my resurrection back

when I jus back when I was Jesus Christ

and all

that you're acknowledged guy you're

acknowledged

anyway he was really really connect he

was very very connected with everything

metaphysical she says hello she says

hello back to

you Hello

darling yeah

anyway that'll be the PO boot which I

will reveal later

on

thank you thank you very

much

you yeah I mean but still I mean the the

similarities and differences are obvious

between the two mods but

still oh yeah

just okay but I mean that's all right

he's from

verse yeah well that's funny I can't

remember what you did to me either

Anan I don't know about your

game I don't know about your game as

opposed to other games that have

been bought to my conscious attention in

this

timeline and all the others that are in

my unconsciousness that would take a

long way

oh

hey I'll definitely take that in

consideration yes thank you very much

y'all have pretty good fun shows here

watch

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um yes yes he has been re he has been he

had been reincarnated

and he's actually on the side of good

right now and I sh I forgot the other

question

um I have not been play many xbot games

recently and I've been have not been

much on the PlayStation 4 I've been

really very busy with life and

everything

yes yes it

is why why not I

mean there's a lot more I have so much

more document about me as a as a as

opposed to my past self that H as Jus

Christ yeah well the Call's coming in

from inside your house

house um at at this point

no but just she had she's safe she's uh

managing and now she getting to know her

neighbors a little better back at the

old

place I've actually been feeling pretty

good more positive and more spir and

more spiritually satisfied and

everything it has been working out for

the more positive I really it's like you

know I should the old place some time

ago I mean just like

everybody I can't really say not on top

of my head there's a variety of Music

aside from Terror Swift it will take me

a while it would take me a while to

actually meditate on that actually

remembered that yeah stop pretending to

be my dad he's alive on the se7 half as

a s sh

physically and you are not him so stop

pretending stop

pretending

okay well you're saying it it's

funny made me it made me laugh inside a

little

bit can we please get this guy out

here

anyway um see I believe I talked

about quite a bit I mean I feel like I

covered that PL enough I mean

just that'll do for now um but yeah what

else is on my mind what else is coming

into my mind I'm thinking I'm

thinking

okay maybe later I'll check maybe later

I'll check it

outram well that's to be confirmed um

send me the uh send the link to my Gmail

and I'll give it a look

later

no

comment not quite all right still this

do do

yes more than times I've been I've

literally been throughout the

Multiverse the point is to Cal down and

not be so high in stress so then Focus

can be better

achieved yes thank you very much thank

you

your closest best friends are

blessed you want sure M I'm working on

it um I believe I already did I already

told you my favorite song of on time of

all time I guess you want to do a song

for me go with uh liby Newton John's

twist of

fate hello h hello hello hello B

Lassie and all the Irish

Adent um that's to be confirmed

um that would count as a commission

really but that's when I open up for

commissions I will take that make that

an

option happy happy birthday happy

birthday happy birthday happy happy

birthday happy

birthday

yeah will you pleas not pretend to be Mr

C you're not him go somewhere else

faker

yeah I've heard that guy he's actually

decent I'd consider

it yeah I hav't I don't know about that

show but thank you

anyway oh

yes

um well we're working on that later

there will be collab projects to be

revealed and participating in later on

it just hasn't

been

huh hanging their names on the Christmas

tree evolving as they can

see

yeah well don't pretend to be me but you

are blessed as

well anyway oh boy all right I gotta

make I got to warm some more clay I'll

be right back following this lovely

massage

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there we

go yeah I know who that is and just

that's a whole different kill of fish

right

there absolutely not he changed his ways

he saw the error of his

ways I mentioned it

earlier I enjoy all

genres except heavy metal and there's

one exception from that which would be

death clock's Thunder horse and that's

on my

playlist there was no replacing me

period the one that's been replaced by

anybody is you by your own perspective

and perception of

yourself Toyota Tacoma 2009 yada yada

yada

um that's I'm not sure I'd have to

reread that and think about that I'll

read it

later happy happy birthday happy

birthday happy birthday happy happy

birthday happy

birthday happy happy birthday happy

birthday happy birthday happy happy

birthday

anyway

oh um I'm not picky but I'd say blue

fruit snacks are pretty good cuz then

they could be blueberry

flavored

oh he has many times before and I have

seen the episode ohy poopy Butthead got

whole expansion of his character

revealed in that

show oh

we

yeah

yeah the yeah Karma and everything good

and light power and righteous is already

given them their

D okay I'll give you that I'll try to

give you that one if I

can't I mean just essentially I'm doing

the molding on the the in the mold

plate

y just

y my brain just went somewhere else why

am my brain go somewhere

[Music]

else very good yep you are blessed you

are blessed anyway

what

I dressed up in a fun Sonic costume for

a little

bit just for a little

bit that's yeah that depends on how open

he would be for the light powered and

righteousness and

good anyway here's another

one be oh oh big is my head oh big is my

head I got news for you it's wider these

days because my psychic powers are

really developing I mean look at

this see this groove that's a big Groove

and what did you say really quick

oh I'll have to reread that one later

but um just pretty much going with the

flow right here happy happy birthday to

that guy

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L

Jenkins there's your word association

right there just felt appropriate just

felt very appropriate right there that

worked

out

yeah I like the out house it's a good

show I love the Good Ship

there nope

nope I disagree I respectfully

disagree there's a lot there were a lot

of demons and Devils influence in the

palines

[Music]

all that good light powered and

righteous positivity and flow the cosmos

metaphysical

[Music]

everything you are

blessed it wasn't just a night he

redeemed himself he repented for his

misdeeds and crimes and

sins and he was

cleansed that never

happened I say it

before it Still Remains true it never

happened

period

if I say yes will the question not be

[Music]

repeated

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spee been thinking

about

so

for happy happy birthday

happy

birthday cave Hogs why don't they just

share a

cave

well no more no different than from

those that were others everybody else

that were featured in said

movie why don't you go play Persona five

Now featuring The Joker and that stupid

beem I have two number NES a number nine

large a number six and extra dip a

number

seven

he shall take his time to recover but he

does need to lay off that night

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qu yeah ai's been around for a lot lot

longer time than that so it's nothing

new it's artificial

intelligence and in Japan it's also

known this

love

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have they're a decent Bunch but not

perfect stupid dog you made me look B bo

bo

bo happy happy birthday happy birthday

happy birthday birthday happy happy

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birthday uh it's I believe it's

available I mean I believe I posted it

on TW I posted on the Twitter when I

announced the request

for M for the Minecraft

modders yeah I'm aware of too good to be

true deals I'm just

yeah

[Music]

we are keeping personal details of the

public life for the time being but when

it comes to the details of which we can

actually trust the personal details with

that be a whole different cish only with

them there is no no there's no local

successor

but

Lal um a few but I have to get back to

you on

that

yes Israel is the Holy One it's the holy

country

zapping it

[Music]

up I have B feelings about

that

um I will for

[Music]

bling that's to be confirmed the holiday

ornaments as to be confirmed I can't say

for positive

yet for the most part and latter yes all

my chakras have been aligned I've

connected with

everything so

yes once we get everything sorted out

yes that will be an option but that's to

be confirmed later

on okay okay okay

[Music]

okay

so yeah I definitely need to be away

from everything and everyone as I did in

J during the time I was in

jail serving the time for everybody's

sins and

regrets Pro of my power you have to

believe got to have faith

possibly but I don't know those

individuals consciously in this

timeline

maybe and if I do maybe I will show it

off but that's a whole different Kettle

fishing to be

confirmed I do read

it but as I said earlier I'm not doing

the shoutouts

yeah

no can you please stop pretending to be

somebody

else well that doesn't surprise me but

they don't sound anything like me just

like that guy that tried to be my voice

on that episode smiling don't forget

about me Greece I could done it did you

do it oh I toally could have no that

don't sound me and all forget about me

gree I could have done it did you do it

uh well I mean no but toally could

have a stupid thing to say and shoot

um darn it I got so focused and making

that

CL up up up down up down up down why am

I an

elevator my got blump in this

one um no I have not heard of it

I've been to an alternate

Dimension where it's all

100%

hello and why bad time for that to

happen because I've been in an alternate

Dimension where it's literally just

without Conant says Set set set set all

the time and so much BDSM there just no

nothing ever got done there so

forgive

yep what you said not your

name

um just talk with your mom and uh give

her love and appreciation

regardless and I mean that

platonically

just

and great great thanks great apape I

lost my train of

thought he's been dealing with them for

years if he hasn't F bet by himself

right now he needs to learn

more oh oh thank

you

there you

go hard lumps in this

one space look at all these

[Music]

lumps yes I have fans all around the

world

so that's not hardly worth that's hardly

a

question and don't fit SES on my breast

eyes up here eyes up

here you know what that's okay if he

wants to be a low cow go

ahead he wants to be low cal go

ahead what was up with the whole thing

with the loow

anyway I'm not doing jups but I got want

some more clay I'll be right back

following

this

and we are

back and Now for Something Completely

Different how about we push a little

stress

out there be so much funnier this thing

wasn't green

screen

yeah yeah just everybody can imagine

what this could be but yeah no it's

screen it's lumpy it's a pickle I'm

squeezing a stress pickle that's made

out of

foam Ah that's funny where do my eyes

go ah continue being yourselves continue

love and appreciate yourself and your

soul searching and be kind to yourself

with yourself and everyone and anybody

that uh wants to give you bad details

and talk and just uh don't worry about

them and know I'm going just

like there goes that

pickle and now back to

this nope stop pretending to be criselle

I wish you people would stop pretending

to be those that I know are not within

the stream right now

okay uh nope Karma already bit him down

and out so yeah Q Farms that's dead de

dead unform not dead Antichrist it

dead

fornite is actually an in between

Dimension outside of either 12 outside

of either 128 or c19

72 there you go you are blessed you are

blessed I went down to The

Zo

okay that's a date no oh yeah

no

nope nice

try happy happy birthday happy

birthday

no it's not me more for for everything

it's literal it's

physical he shall have the blessings as

he needs to upon his

journey

[Music]

a prayer has been said for

Clark

uh nope and don't pretend to be my

attorney oh it's doing good in fact it's

doing just as good as Hyrule since they

are in the same neck of the woods

[Music]

period

I don't have anything against him but it

just depends on how open he is to good

light power and

righteousness and I'm just trying to

keep from uh giving shout outs like I

said no female pronouns

period they them is also acceptable by I

prefer female she

her

the prayer has been said and he shall be

blessed as he shall

be yes you have yes you are blessed

during your Tri triy during a bunch of

events that are tried emotional hard and

everything

[Music]

I'm not putting the camera down any

lower nobody's getting any crotch shots

and eyes up

here

more um I like I like the Sally Acorn

mod for Sonic one and Sonic 2 and S

3

H I'm sorry to hear

that

hey look

pickle pick me up and de pickle me I

don't

[Music]

know I'd say speak for yourself there is

no delusions here

period the only delusion

around here are those that call

themselves

neurotypical the only ones that are

really quote crazy are the

neurotypicals where they do not see

within the Multiverse and everything

that is deeper

metaphysical oh yeah um either way is

good Chris or Christine or Jesus

Christ and Christ Chan Christ Chan take

your pick it's all

good you are blessed your friend is

blessed thank

you

there is no lying only truth is

spoken I have hardly any need to since I

am

married so therefore I'm spoking

for yeah we'll talk about that later but

we don't need there's no need for Rush

especially considering times of

details godam it

K guys I'm

going

count your

blessings address put your money to

other things that do not involve the

habit of which you are trying to

alleviate yourself

from and follow like powers and

righteous

individuals that's right because most of

the world are not

neurotypical

they may think they are but they are

not oh yes everything does yes

everything has been shifting and is

continuing on in this process within the

ending steps of the dimension merge and

the ultimate miracle and fut Tri and

everything yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

to

all

only truth is spoken and there never

ever was any sets between Barbara and I

period

nope

you are

blessed

nope

the fact that they said

that they don't they don't understand

what I mean they don't understand

definition of the word

neurotypical

he shall see the error of his ways and

recover on his own time and

Accord

2009 tacle edit I don't know about that

but I your wishes with my taco flavor

KES Tac taco

you know what for that individual that

keeps bringing it up why don't you just

go bring it up with the alternate

distant timeline that never is anything

related to or close to this one

period oh I do have music playing in the

background I have

a I have an oh my brain went blank on

the word the day there but anyway I have

a binero beat playing in the

background off screen I look at my phone

and look at the video it look at the

track I'm playing right now it's playing

in the

background yeah it's a b narrow beat

from Heavenly

eyes Scyther and

[Music]

sneez Magic chance a prime criselle Ros

Prime sylvana Rosie Prime and the prime

of all meww

period dro the

piece my bring went blank on give me a

moment ah she is

physically quite all she is

physically um she is mentally and

physically well over 20 years old

rain blink but she has been actually

been to the Future developed many many

years physically and then came

back it was a slow progression upon

realizing my my true gender and identity

and

everything uh the try came around during

the year

2014

[Music]

goty penis monsters

got nope there there's your stupid meme

right there yeah I said it hey get back

here on this

boat and you know what I'm just gonna

ignore anybody with this word in their

name period I'm just gonna ignore

everybody

period nope

one moment at a

time one moment at a time take deep

Rifts count your blessings follow that

which is good light powered and

righteous within your intuition as

opposed to Temptations and all that you

can bear yourself in that way

dude meditate on all that and everything

and all metaphysical connections but

your self-c counterparts out the

Multiverse and everything everything

everywhere all at

[Music]

once

and day Chistmas jingle bell jingle B

Jingle

Bells um I have considered Tik Tock um

but it's not in my present plan at this

time although I do have one that is on

observation alone I'm not mainly going

to be using that as a video streaming

service or platform so don't expect any

videos from me on Tik

Tok Hy doie spy

I want to be

[Music]

[Music]

[Music]

bestch

yes I

did I gotta go War some more clay for

this last set of four

medallions um now these will be painted

off stream this is a whole special thing

but these are painted you will see the

final results when they are delivered to

the individuals that they go end up

going going out to

later we certainly got to get that

turn yes we shall consider that thank

you anyway I'll be right back I got to

go War some more

Cay

and welcome back to the

[Music]

[Music]

show all right anyway let's do some more

I got four more Medallion I got the last

four CU I'm making I was making 20 in

all so I give you all this time I'm TI

looking at blank eyes so let's

do the

oh I'll watch this guy because it's on

him

now oh

y

one hard

piece that was

a oh yeah it's a really good show I've

watched both seasons so

far oh but I I don't care too much about

the chaos Sonic in that one that was

really dumb that was

just

oh um how much talking about really I

just uh don't know too much personally

but he's a good individual for the

ladder he is a good

individual nobody's making comments

about that because this is an SF this is

a safe for work Channel this is a safe

for work thing and we are keeping things

safe for work

oh yeah I've watched uh some of the some

of the episodes of the metal ocalypse

but I have not seen the movie I felt

like uh it was just a bit too

much I mean story I just didn't really

just didn't find be long

term

oh yeah because Satan has been trolling

has been bugging a whole lots a whole

lot of individuals including those are

fighting between Israel and Palestine

right now but yeah Israel shall succeed

they shall last

longer that is foreing prophesized and

forn ah but he is is cleansed and

blessed all he needs to do is to stay on

light power path of

goodness

[Music]

any we think what else what else what

else which yall see that's just the

whole oh oh I think you're referring to

L bin the one that misheard by name is

uh when I told him my name was

Christopher he misheard it call me

Christian that inspired the name change

yeah

that is a thought I still need to catch

up I had the last episode I saw was yes

go ahead and make the jokes the last

episode of J Samuel series I saw was

episode

69 I told you shout

[Music]

outs what I say my brain oh great thanks

for making me lose my thought

train

yeah I mean just essentially you already

are whether I drew you in or wrote you

in or not

period I told you I'm not doing shout

outs I'm staying with that I'm sticking

with

that here here's your stupid New Meme

right now I'm not doing any shout outs

and I'm sticking with

that there

stupid thing stupid stupid thing you

made that's me you this why you think me

St

dog oh by the way I'm betting on Courage

cowardly dog in the Scooby-Doo versus

courage death

battle you tell with a lot worse than

Scooby

did

oh

the original version without as much

details and definitely the one that have

more accurate details when I read when I

redo it into the HD version which will

have absolutely no NSFW content in it

whatsoever despite the circumstances and

details that came about from all of

that

everybody sing a song bra is trying to

remember what I was talking about

earlier it's been the first it's SP the

first time to have awkward moments

within it and I do not speak of personal

details on my own part period that's

enough of that that's enough it just

spit the awkwardness and roll with

it well he shall progress and heal as

best as he can but I'm that's just a

whole mess of details on that part I

don't want to go too much into without

uh causing Fe causing deeper emotions

anyway

oh

um

I I have help in those I have a little I

get by a Little Help from My Friends in

in regards to my emails but I see some

of them I am aware of them I do get them

and we are sorting through them that's a

whole different Gall of fish right

there

my head went somewhere else why did my

head go somewhere

else as long as she sees life power and

good and continues forward with that she

shall no longer be

sad there are no Ducks here whatsoever

period that's enough said please refrain

from asking that

question there shall be no more talk

about that it's a poison no

subject and I will no longer be the

victim of

circumstances

I gota be careful with when I snap my

fingers because they do

manifest I don't need to say anything

but I will clear the room of all

darkness and bad

Tidings I know yes that's the detail

we're working on we're trying to sort

that out I know

look at this whes by's

transparent

nopar oh thank you very much thank you

very much

yes

note yeah that one's regular

Sonu but he's doing okay they're doing

okay I'm trying to do

things they are they are

blessed oh pardon me that just felt good

that was a soul belt just in a whole

mess of bad vibes just a mess of energy

just went out of me and I got a little

bit of a cleans from that so take that

as a good

[Music]

sign

my sing but I'll tell you what if I upon

reaching 100,000 subscribers and getting

a silver YouTube button I will be very

thankful for the blessing it shall be

very

good

time I'm doing the

Press

PR lunges and presses up up up up

there's your

joke

uh actually yes that is

[Laughter]

true cool thanks that's a

fetish cool than that's a

fetish that was

funny um I guess if anybody a Goan I

don't I never really went to in the

expansive detail Digimon dig digit

Monsters Digimon are real stupid Pokemon

Pock the monsters Pokemon are the

champions like

why nope I will not be I will not be

saying things out loud like loudly like

that because that would just bring on

manifestation that I am not looking to

manifest yeah Karma will see him fall

very

harshly he shall reveal himself to be

not when you shall have your your period

when the time is right I need not s my

fingers for

it

no that was a long time ago I have

progressed further matured since

then and we are taking things in a more

positive and safer work direction from

now on

period

on the one hand yes since it is also my

my fur my furco or my sry form

so I'd say interpret whatever meaning

you will from the calmness and bless of

this I'll tell you what here's a

suggestion holy blue

flame leave it on that you can meditate

on that take your time on that anyway

one more one more

[Music]

time

one more time I like to sing

song

ah H I will speak this for for that one

religious aspect as well as all

religious aspects the correct religion

is all good religions none the satanic

ones only those are positive lifeart and

righteousness and of course that does

include

Christianity

Islamic

Buddhism methodism and so forth the

zodiac signs Chinese calendar all that

they're all just individual pieces of

the bigger greater puzzle put them all

together find

the yeah prise me as Jesus or H is

Christ Chan or Christ Chan or

CHR take your pick it is

good yeah we broke up a long time ago

and you are

dead you get no that guy gets no

acknowledgement from me anymore

period give it time and and his faith

shall be renewed within his vision and

eyes and sight physically tangibly

everything it shall be so it is

D the friend there is

blessed the not sure I could say say

same about you with the with such a

screen name as that one

zap to the ex stream zap it up to the

stream we Zing up to this

stream

no

[Music]

oh has to be or not to be

a now I have not played that game within

this

timeline I am aware of the Guilty Gear

series though and it is quite decent and

good yes I am opening for

collaborations and further and it shall

be as as I mentioned on the previous

stream it shall be a consider it shall

be a Happ sance of don't call us we'll

call you

situation and just pretty much

like that and it shall be a whole pick

and shoose and we shall pick those that

VI good and well with

us but anyway that's Medallion number 20

as I have uh made the bow and promise to

do so I am so this is it for this little

lovely little Q&A I pray that you all

were able to enjoy and everything so

before I close

I

there shall be no commentary about

that the details had to be said in the

past tense to manifest what needed to be

because I did not want to be attacked

by

anybody that would have happened had

actually been able to make it to that

convention in that year matter was

from that him that who name shall not be

mentioned again

period or Joshua moon or

Isabella anyway let's clear the

air

[Music]

nope stop pretending anyway I do thank

you all for your continued patronage and

everything I shall see you all again

next stream

yall take care and have a blessed and

safe

day and that'll be the last one I

respond to everybody have a good safe

day or night depending on which part of

the}}

[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2023]]

Chris and work

2023-11-08T03:10:58Z

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{{quote|[...] comments that are truly of Good Intentions of self-improvement and constructive criticism, versus the truly Bad Intentions of spamming actual hate speech (Get A Job).|Chris considers "get a job" to be hate speech and commentary from [[enablers]] kissing his ass to be constructive criticism.}}
[[Image:Heavylifting.jpg|thumb|right|[[Chris]] doing anything that doesn't revolve around [[daydream]]ing over his [[Messiah complex#Jesus Reborn|fantasies]].]]

Chris is infamous for his laziness and his dependence on his [[Borb|elderly parents]], which inhibits him from wanting to '''work'''. He briefly held one job – two if pushing it – in his early 20s, but was unsurprisingly fired from them fairly quickly.

Despite his crippling [[debt]], Chris vehemently refuses to even attempt to obtain any kind of employment whatsoever due to wanting to perpetually [[Chris and nostalgia|live like a child]] – a stance that has become so potent that he believes that suggesting it to him should be deemed as "hate speech".<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1194090568898494464</ref>

==Reasons for Chris's Refusal to Work==

===External Factors===

Several external factors may account for Chris's inability to find employment. One of the big factors is laziness. When he worked at Wendy's between August-September of 2001 he later admitted to Jackie on a call that ‘he would take frequent breaks after washing the tables and taking out the trash.’ showing his incompetence towards there being more stuff to do. Another reason could be that he can't get a job because of his twenty one year unemployment gap. Also, Chris being a forty one year old male with a criminal record, who also spent time in jail for (alleged) incest with his own mother, has probably dwindled his chances of employment (like he would ever look for a job in the first place). If he gets convicted of the (alleged) incest of his mother he would be on the sex offender registry, and have his chances of a job go down drastically. Another reason being that he believes that he has a job in another dimension as a goddess, thanks to the influence of the idea guy’s. Another external factor is him claiming to ‘take care’ of his mother (which we all know how that went). Over the years instead of getting a job to support his mother he instead has slowly started to sell off toys he doesn't play with or doesn't use anymore, or begged for donations online. This is not a substantial income, and the money Chris does get he wastes it very fast. He claims it's for his mothers doctors appointments and dentist appointments but he usually would post a few days later that he had gotten a new toy or a video game, implying that he either was lying about how much the doctors appointments and dentist appointments cost or that he was using his mothers money just for his own selfish needs.

====Criminal Record====

Chris, like many of us, has had as least one run in with the [[jerkop|police]]. However, being as exceptional as he is not only has Chris managed at least 6 [[Chris and the law|"run-ins"]] with law enforcement but at least 2 felony charges, multiple misdemonors, an EPO, and a lengthy stay in jail for charges of [[incest]]. Felons have a notoriously hard time finding employment, and being placed on the sex offender registry won't be doing Chris any favors.

====Parental Influence====

Chris's parents, but more so [[Bob Chandler|Bob]], had encouraged him to not be employed, believing that his [[Monthly Tugboat|Social Security Disability Insurance]] (SSDI) is all he really needs to support himself - a belief that has ultimately proven to be false with the advent of the [[Financhu Crisis]].

====Negative Experiences with Workers and [[Manajerks|Managers]]====

While Chris has not lived a particularly good life unemployed, he also has had some [[List of places that have banned Chris|bad experiences]] with the employees and managers of several of the places he frequented, which further shows some of Chris's views on what it means to be employed. The way he has treated such people provides insight into Chris's delusional ideas about the role of an employee. It is a manager's duty to take action in difficult situations, like if a customer is loitering or causing a disturbance, two things that Chris has done many times in the past. Chris however, unaware of how he should act in public places, only saw such actions as a form of discrimination, solely to keep him from doing as he pleases, whether it be [[Love Quest|soliciting a girlfriend]], or [[Sonic Boom|vandalizing merchandise or property]]. These views are also apparent in some of his comics, where he depicts the employees and managers that have given him a hard time as [[manajerks|corrupt tyrants]] abusing their power.

Chris also has had negative experiences with [[jerkops|mall security guards]]. [[Chris and the law|Chris's run-ins with the law]] have never been pleasant, and even though Chris does not exactly view workers and law enforcement in the same light, law enforcers are still technically employed by some organization. On various occasions, Chris has been shown to [[26 December 2014|bolt out of a Gamestop in fear]] when security is called, suggesting a fear of security guards, likely stemming from [[Chris and the law#2011|previous]] [[Charlottesville Fashion Square#Chris vs. Fashion Square|experiences]].

====Financial Enablers====
{{Main|Enablers}}
In the wake of the Idea Guys, Chris's enabling has gone far beyond just his mother. Chris now has admiring fans that are willing to give him loads of money in order to support him. Even after being arrested, fans continued to send him money through his inmate account. This first became an issue in early 2014, when their [[14 Branchland Court|current home]] caught on fire and his family had to move into a [[Rental House|rental home]] temporarily while it was being rennovated. In response to this, followers of Chris began to send him monetary donations as well as care packages. This quickly became something Chris dependend on, and began regularly begging for donations for years to come, making this form of enabling commonplace. He would often beg for money to support his family, and then conveniently have new toys visible in his room. However, this stream of income never ceased.

===Internal factors===

====Autism====

Chris, believing he is an omnipotent and omniscient goddess, doesn't have time for such frivolous things as working to make a living. In October 2017, Chris claimed that he was too busy with CWCville and his imaginary friends, in addition to helping Barb and the pets. In June 2019, Chris claimed that he was already employed by God to oversee the Dimensional Merge. Additionally, ever since Chris's transition, he feels that finding a job runs the risk of being discriminated against for his tomgirl gender, despite the fact that discrimination on the basis of gender is illegal, especially as a result of a Supreme Court ruling on 15 June 2020.

In a moment of self-awareness, Chris fears being incompetent at work, and he claimed in May 2018 that he feared that weens and A-logs will harass him at work, similar to how they harassed the management of The End Games and Anytime Fitness into banning him. However, even those significantly more mentally ill or otherwise disabled can find work, meaning Chris can quickly find easy work if he really wanted to. This shows that Chris will pull any idea out of his ass to avoid having to get off of it and contribute to society.

====Lack of Marketable Skills====
As evidenced by his resume and lack of education, Chris lacks any marketable skills or education to get anything beyond a minimum wage job in the retail or fast food industry. Given his aforementioned lofty goals for salary and demanding things like having an assistant; Chris grossly overestimates what kind of a job one can find with an outdated Associate's degree and a brief employment at Wendy's.

====General Laziness====
Chris, being as lazy as he is, would find trouble keeping a job for long due to this laziness. This is evidenced by his brief stint as a Wendy's employee, in which he is quoted as taking "frequent breaks" and not taking care of his uniform<ref>[[Jackie Chat 4]]</ref>.

When creating [[Sonichu (comic)|his magnum opus]], Chris had no schedule set in stone, only taking time to write and draw pages when he had "inspiration", arguably his most productive period was between [[Sonichu 7|2007]] and [[Sonichu 10|2010]] when he started to achieve online infamy and constantly fell for trolling schemes. Even then, these volumes took anywhere from several months to over a ''year'' before getting completed.

Not to mention that Chris pretty much [[Chris_and_writing#Plot_and_Drama|wrote every Sonichu issue by the seat of his pants with minimal regard for consistency]] (and of course, writing is [[Chris_and_art#Visual_style_and_most_artistic_fundamentals|not the only place where he fails at that]]) resulting in the self-insert fanfic clusterfuck we've known and loved since the late 2000's.

==Past Stance on Employment==

In the past, Chris has shown some degree of interest in pursuing a career, but only for his own personal gain, rather than so that he can move out of his parents' house and obtain a degree of self-sufficiency. For example, although he expressed an interest in becoming a comic book artist, working for either Archie or DC,<ref>Chris's resume</ref>, he has also stated, when he completes his Love Quest, that he would stay at home while his wife works, showing that Chris was somewhat hesitant even before then. Other sources point to Chris believing that obtaining a job is only necessary to pick up a girlfriend, which is evident when he decided to take up a job in Cutco Cutlery at the beginning of his [[Love Quest]].

Key insight into Chris's attitude towards job hunting is found in his [[resume]], which has not been updated in over a decade. In it, Chris shows he did not understand what constitutes work experience, let alone its importance. For example, he believes that doing "volunteer work" for the Pokémon Leagues at the GAMe PLACe counts as work experience. In reality, mere "volunteer work" does not typically catch the eye of most employers. Also, Chris was not a gym leader as he claimed, but rather was a substitute when the actual Gym Leader was not available. Finally, even if this could be taken into account, what experience he obtained is likely negligible, as he had no authority over the players, and was, in fact, carefully supervised by the staff. In the same résumé, he cites his production of comics as work experience, despite the fact that he was not doing this in a professional setting, and that the product itself leaves a lot to be desired.

The résumé also shows that, in his entire adult life, not even a fraction of his time was spent on an actual job, let alone one that is full-time in a professional environment. Counting all of the positions he had that did not involve being a [[Pokémon|Gym Leader's Assistant]] or working on his ''Sonichu'' comics, his total work experience amounts to a grand total of 5 months, at most. This estimate is generous because, while he claimed to have worked at Wendy's for 2 months on his résumé, he also claimed that he was already fired on [[Twin Falling Towers|11 September]] to [[Kacey]]'s father. Please note that this was only across an entire two-year gap between working each of the two positions he held.

==List of Jobs on Dimension 1218==

===Wendy's===
{{Main|Wendy's}}

The first place Chris attempted to work at was at his local Wendy's. While there, his primary duties were custodial in nature rather than food preparation or direct customer interaction. Despite painting himself as an employee that "serves the customers with kind, understanding help", accounts from employers and customers have shown him to be a rude and difficult employee to work with. Chris was later fired from the restaurant, giving vague and contradictory answers about his dismissal.

===Cutco Cutlery===
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The second and final job that Chris claims to have worked was through Cutco Cutlery, a multi-level marketing company that primarily sells overpriced knives. The company itself is deemed to be a notorious pyramid scheme and borderline scam that generally targets high school students, college students, and gullible idiots like Chris with no work experience. Chris claims to have lost this job after his boss "left at summer's end". Chris had obtained this job during the beginning of his Love Quest, which also showcases that Chris believed getting a job is only for people who want to have a girlfriend, even believing that having the job just magically improved his social skills. This job alone, believe it or not, was what made him believe himself to be a "Natural Salesperson". After this job, Chris would go out of his way to produce his [[Attraction Sign]]s, and advertise this one quality in it.

===Other Employers===

Besides Wendy's and Cutco, Chris has attempted to apply for a handful of other jobs, to no avail, probably due to him complaining about trolls on his resume and believing he had held positions he considered signified employment, but was actually community service.

==Current Stance on Employment==

{{quote|Therefore, for all of you Haterade-Chugging “GET A JOB!” spouters out there, I suggest you Shut Up and enjoy your ability to settle in a cozy Office or wherever. For the rest of us, the worlds and the dimensions are our Offices, and we are doing our best, so we can reach our respective Fated Destined Promotions. But, I Digress.|Chris [[Chris and reality|claiming he's already employed in an alternate dimension]]}}

Considering how trolls, weens, enablers, and, quite frankly, Chris himself have completely mangled and destroyed his background check over the years, it is little wonder why he has lost any hope of obtaining a job. Chris even stated he was fully aware of this in a Facebook post he made on 3 [[April 2017]]. In the same post, however, he also claims that he would still refuse to obtain a job, even without all of the crazy shit that has happened in his life. He claims to fear the possibility of being discriminated against for being autistic, transgender, and having a lesbian soul. In the modern workforce, however, this misgiving is highly unjustified, as any kind of discrimination based on gender, disability or sex is usually frowned upon in the workforce, and leaves the employer liable for legal action or federal/state sanctions/fines. Besides the former two reasons, Chris claimed that gaining employment would be redundant, as he believes taking care of his aging parents actually counts as employment, despite not being paid for it.

===Job as a Goddess===
Chris now appears to believe that his true occupation at the moment is being the goddess of an alternate dimension, thanks to the influence of the [[Idea Guys]], [[Jacob Sockness]] and several other influences. In the span of two years after the aforementioned Facebook post, Chris would state on at least two occasions that he believes that the ability to support himself financially by working a job is completely useless.<ref>[[October 2018 social media posts#Response to "GET A JOB"]]</ref><ref>[[June 2019 social media posts#Chris claims to be employed overseeing Dimensional Merge]]</ref> As a matter of fact, in one of these occasions, he had actually stated that he is far too enlightened and above societal expectations to obtain an actual job, simply due to an absurd comparison he makes between the amount of time the universe will exist for against how much time he would work at a job.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20210208080437/https://twitter.com/cwcsonichu/status/1049442246116790272</ref> As evident in the same post, as well as in a subsequent one, he actually believes that obtaining a job should not be mandatory, and even goes so far as to state that the citizens of [[CWCville]] are not required to obtain a job.

=== Can Chris get a (real-life) job now? ===
Many observers have admitted that it is too late for Chris to get a job now,<ref>Law-Talking Guy (28 February 2020). [https://archive.md/7GWGx Re: What will happen when Barb dies?]. ''Kiwi Farms''. Retrieved 17 July 2020.</ref> and this was long before his [[Jail Saga|arrest]] for engaging in [[Affair with Mother|incestuous acts with his mother]] permanently crippled his chances. In addition to his various [[Chris and the law|run-ins with the law]] and his local reputation for [[List of places that have banned Chris|public tantrums and violence]], Chris is {{age|1982|02|24}} years old with only [[Wendy's|one bad month of minimum-wage employment]] back in 2001, a worthless [[CADD]] certificate,<ref>The [[CADD]] certificate is worthless, because, in addition to the fallout between Chris and [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]], he only produced two menial pieces of work, and has not continued to develop his CADD skills after getting the certificate.</ref> a very brief {{w|multi-level marketing}} [[Cutco|stint]], and over a decade and a half's worth of [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|unsavory information]] about him on the internet.<ref>Bombsaway (18 December 2019). [https://archive.md/VUWuy Re: What will happen when Barb dies?]. ''Kiwi Farms''. Retrieved 19 December 2019.</ref> Chris has also not applied for a job since [[Kacey Call 21|September 2009]], and his [[:File:Scan0001.jpg|Sonichu-laden]] resume is both long out-of-date and unimpressive even for the standards of when it was made.

Chris being charged with a felony and/or placed on the Sex Offender Registry will likely be the final death blow to any sort of chance of him finding a job in the future. However, even if he does manage to miraculously find work somehow, there is a very, ''very'' significant chance that wannabe [[weens]] and [[A-Log]]s will harass his employer into terminating him as soon as they get wind of it; similar to how they harassed the management of [[The End Games]] and [[Anytime Fitness]] into [[ban|banning]] him simply because he was there.<ref name=harassment>[[May 2018 social media posts#A new excuse not to get a job|May 2018 social media posts § A new excuse not to get a job]]</ref>

In short, Chris's claims that he can never get a job may be valid, albeit for different reasons to what he has in mind. Nearly all employers are unwilling to tolerate any person with that kind of background, especially with what we know now.

==Chores==
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{{quote|I work hard for my father in his garden! I pulled weeds! Those weeds are very hard to pull!|Chris, [[Father_Call#Maturity_and_Chores_.2839:17-48:08.29|telling a former U.S. Marine]] about the "heavy burdens" in his life}}

Aside from a few part-time jobs, from which he got fired shortly after being accepted, Chris, during his time on 14 Branchland Ct, was also responsible for doing certain '''chores''' around the household. To him, chores are menial tasks that [[Barb]] forces him to perform for her. Since these chores are the closest thing in Chris's life resembling actual work, and one of the few things taking him away from his [[video games]], [[Chris and reality|going into deep thought about other dimensions]] and attending [[BronyCon]], they are a frequent source of [[stress]] and complaining for Chris. On the other hand, Chris also sees these chores as nothing more than to prove that he is not lazy, in which case he believes these chores are a good example of what a hard-working, respectable, [[autism|high-functioning autistic]] he really is.

===Chris loves chores===
[[Image:0720-PattisDoghuseISO.JPG|thumb|right|"That thing had to weigh, like, 5, 10 tons!"]]
[[Image:0626-BobbyInGarden.jpg|thumb|right|Bob working alone in the garden, on the verge of a 4th heart attack.]]

Chris's most notorious mention of his chores is in the [[Father Call]], where he desperately tries to prove his worthiness to [[Matthew Devoria]] by listing some of the "hard work" he has done around the house, such as sitting on a riding lawnmower, moving chairs and carrying a [[Patti Chandler|doghouse]] across the yard. In fact, many of the "chores" he whines about are things he only did literally one time. He also compares his pulling weeds in the "hot, hot sun" to war veteran Matt's time served in the Gulf War.

Chris does not limit himself to only doing chores in real life. He also enjoys spending hours upon hours performing virtual chores in ''[[Animal Crossing Documentary|Animal Crossing]]''. These are his favorite chores to do, because not only is he able to sit on his fat ass all day while tapping at his controller, he is also rewarded for performing these tasks! As fun as this sounds, by his early 30s it seems to just be another part of Chris's daily routine, at one point telling [[Julie]] that he had to take a break from his computer to "get [his] chores done in ACCityFolk".<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 6]]</ref> He eventually stopped doing these chores all together after his GameCube disintegrated in the [[2014]] [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fire]].

In Chris's other favorite fictional world, [[CWCville]], [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] also does his share of the housework, as Chris elaborately explained in [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#C.W.C._Gets_A_Big_Power.21 his CWCipedia bio]. Between fighting evil-doers and saving the world from homosexuality, he even finds time to mow the lawn with his loyal wife [[Rosechu (character)|Rosechu]]. After the kids have been sent off to school, Sonichu and Rosechu go out and vacuum to the extreme!<ref>[[A Sonichu Day]]</ref> Chris, on the other hand, is far too busy with his [[Sub-Episodes|mayoral duties]] to worry about chores, so instead he makes his secretary, [[Allison Amber]], do all of the work.

Chris [[dreams]] of one day being a "house husband", doing chores for his [[Sweetheart|wife]] and [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|daughter]] at home all day, while the wife goes to work and earns money for the family. In a chat with [[Clyde Cash]], Clyde questions Chris's ability to take care of himself and his sweetheart. This causes Chris to go on for what seems like an hour, listing all the chores he is capable of performing around the house. He is very proud of his ability to load dishes into the dishwasher and put garbage into a trash can.<ref>[[Mumble 3]]</ref>

Despite these many difficult, stressful, back-breaking chores that Chris spends his time doing, the Chandler family's [[14 Branchland Court|house]] was still a disgusting pigsty that Bob falsely believed was on the verge of [[THAT IS MY HOUSE#Uncut|being condemned]] by the Greene County Health Department; before it actually burned down, the fire was being exacerbated by the mountains of junk held inside. In a call with [[Alec Benson Leary]], when this conundrum is pointed out to Chris, he desperately mashed the buttons on his phone and hung up to try and get out of explaining himself.<ref>[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8]], 7:18 in</ref>

===Chris hates chores===
[[Image:Chrisgarden.jpg|thumb|right|Chris tries convincing his dead dog to finish his yardwork for him.]]

Chris spends a lot of time trying to avoid doing what he is so proud of. Barbara constantly gets Chris to do things for her. This sometimes drags him away from his [[Chris and the Internet|friends]], [[Sweetheart|love life]] and [[Sonic Boom Protests|other business]]. He has also hidden out at [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|the mall]] for hours, just so his mother's demands that he do a "hefty chore" wouldn't disrupt his [[Chris and art|creative genius]].<ref>[[Katie Bay E-mails 3]]</ref>

He also blames Barb for his house being so messy in the first place. His usual go-to excuse for the state of his house is to call her a "pack rat", even having the balls to [[Chris and hypocrisy|call her lazy]] for not cleaning anything up. Barbara apparently leaves junk lying all over the house, but Chris would rather go days [[HairDifference|without showering]] than figure out how to move some of Barbara's junk to another room, claiming he "doesn't know what to do" with any of it. His room itself is extremely messy, with it being filled with thousands of legos and toys that he refuses to throw out.

Chris's parents also make him pay the family's bills, possibly as an attempt to make him feel like a real adult. Chris, of course, complains about having to give up a large percentage of his "[[tugboat]]" for these bills. He puts off paying them for as long as possible so he can use his hard-earned money for [[Sex toys|more important necessities]]. In one of her [[Mumble_2#People_Love_Poketunes|rare Mumble appearances]], Chris lied to Barbara about paying the bills for that month, at first whining that he was being "[[Honest Content|honest]]", but eventually gave in to the fear of being punished by his mother and admitted he did not pay ALL of them. But, he will "be sure to pay the remaining differences next month"!

{{quote|I move stuff around, I take the vacuum cleaner, I vacuum, I scrub the floors [[ShowerClean|with 409 and paper towels]]. It's really hard work. Back-breaking!|[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8|Chris explains why he hasn't had time to work on his comic]]}}

In 2020, Chris said that he and Barb both do equal amounts of chores, despite Barb being aged nearly 80.<ref>[[Discord Q&A 11]]</ref>

==See also==
*[[Chris and business]]
*[[Chris and money]]
*[[Chris and stress]]
*[[Chris's resume|Chris's résumé]]
*[[Dimensions]]
*[[Manajerks]]
*[[Monthly tugboat]]

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