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Kacey Call 16

2011-07-11T19:38:00Z

Steviebung: /* Transcript */

Just a brief overview until the entire call is transcribed.

File Name: kc91309.mp3

*[[Chris]] went to a potluck but didn't bring any food for anyone else.
*[[Kacey]] tells Chris off for eating the yolk of an egg. Chris lies and says that there was no yellow in the egg.
*Chris jogged for two minutes and got worn out.
*Chris claims that he has a 36 inch waist. Kacey says that he's lying.
*Chris's bust size is 43. "It fits like a glove!" "It feels so good!"
*Kacey says Chris should go to Victoria's Secret to get measured again. Chris says this is a good idea, and he will get measured for his bust, waist, and hips. Kacey almost starts giggling.
*They talk more about Chris sending all his receipts and [[PSN]] shit to Kacey.
*Chris said he's going to try to save 200 dollars over three months to go to Nekucon. He also says he's going to spend 60 dollars a month to go to a gym. Kacey says that Chris wouldn't actually use it.
*Chris thinks he can bench 50-100 pounds.
*Chris thinks that leg muscles (quads) are called that because most animals have four legs.
*Chris asks Kacey if she's working on making a survey for her class. She pulls a "IAHM WORKIN ON IT!" and immediately switches the topic to Chris cleaning his [[room]].
*Chris says he's working on a drawing of him and Kacey having a foursome.
*Kacey said she saw a spoiler list for [[Sonichu]]'s last issue. Chris gets really confused and says it's not real. He then tells what REALLY happens later in Sonichu, talks about the cure for being [[gay]]. "Make a vaccine to make the world right and straight!" Stabs [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|Reldnahc]] in the throat with his gay cure.
*Kacey says he needs to make comics faster, and to make drawing for her faster because he has nothing else to do. Chris bullshits around saying he'll work on it.
*Kacey disconnects and Chris is just saying "KACEY? KACEY? HELLO? HM. WHERE'D YOU GO? HELLO? I'LL TALK TO YOU TOMORROW, BYE-BYE". We can hear Skype sounds in the background.

==Transcript==
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'''Chris''': Hello? 
'''Kacey''': Hey Chris, it's Kacey! How are you? 
'''Chris''': Hi Kace. I'm good, how are you? 
'''Kacey''': I'm okay. Uh, how are you? Y- oh, I already asked that, never mind. 
'''Chris''': Yeah. [Laughs] Yeah. 
'''Kacey''': Um, so, how was your day? 
'''Chris''': Well it's- it was good, uh, it was good. I had a pleasant time- I had a pleasant time at church today uh, we had a little... picnic outside, there was a Potluck Picnic, so people brought food, uh, uh... someone brought some chicken so I had- so I had a wing of that, and uh, some- and uh, vegetables and broccoli, and carrots... uh, also I had some rice. 
'''Kacey''': Oh, that's cool. I don't like broccoli though. 
'''Chris''': Yeah. 
'''Kacey''': I think broccoli's kinda gross. Did you bring any food, since it seems that everyone brought something? 
'''Chris''': Uh, no I- no, I didn't even r-realize it so, no. [Pause] Oh well, never mind. Maybe next- maybe next time. Anyway uh, after that I went home. Uh... yeah, sorta- [unintelligible] I, uh, was just telling you and- and uh, I asked mom if I could go out with my- go out with her to my bar- to uh, Country Cookin', so we- so, yeah, went out with them, and uh, yeah. Uh, the plan is we usually uh, if we were still- or- what we used to do, we would order the uh, entree, and take the entree home and eat from the salad bar, 'cause the salad bar comes with the entree. Um, I ordered uh, a grilled chicken with a baked potato to bring home and, I just had uh, I just had a good healthy side with uh, romaine let- with romaine lettuce, tomatoes, cucumbers, carrots, cheese and eggs. 
'''Kacey''': Well, cheese really doesn't belong in a salad, you know that right? And uh, eggs, you really gotta watch out for those too, I mean did you eat the yellow part? 'Cause you shouldn't. 
'''Chris''': Uh... okay, uh- uh- no, no, they were all- they were whites. 
'''Kacey''': Hmm. Normally in salads they put both in there, but okay. 
'''Chris''': Yeah, I'm- I'm- I'm- I made- I uh, made sure got whites, and all they had were whites in there, so yeah. [Pause] Hmm, anyway after we got home, I uh... I went out and I jogged for a couple of minutes, and then I, and- I jogged for two minutes and then, uh, got a little worn out after that, so I did- so I- walked to the- I walked... slow walked some of it and I- [unintelligible] power walked the rest of the way home. 
'''Kacey''': Uh, how long did you power walk for? Even though you really should be jogging, but still. 
'''Chris''': Yeah, I would say I power walked... about two thirds of the trek. 
'''Kacey''': Well ho- well, how long is that? Like, in, hours? Like, a half hour? 
'''Chris''': Hmm... yeah, usually it takes me a whole- a whole hour to walk the almost two mile trek around the neighborhood. So I would say roughly about 40- I would say roughly about 40 minutes. 30 to 40 minutes. 
'''Kacey''': [Pause] So you- so you walked for 40 minutes? 
'''Chris''': [Pause] Yeah. 
'''Kacey''': Well, I mean, are you weighing yourself to make sure you're making any progress? Or, you know, checking inches? 
'''Chris''': Yeah, I'm checking inches. [Pause] And I'm definitely- 
'''Kacey''': Do you have your measurements then? 
'''Chris''': [Pause] I don't have them written down, but I know I'm lo- I know- I know that there- I have taken a measurements uh, the other day... um... shoot, what was it? I think it was like, uh... 4- I think was like, uh, 38, 40 waist. And then I measured myself today, uh... yeah well- lost about, uh, half an inch, so it's like 37.5 to 39.5, yeah- or wait no, yeah it was 37.5. 
'''Kacey''': Well, Chris, I've seen you before, you don't look like you have a 37 inch waist, uh, where did you... where- 
'''Chris''': Uh I-I, well... well, maybe not the- 
'''Kacey''': Where did you measure? 
'''Chris''': Um, uh, I measured my gut. 
'''Kacey''': You- well, you do know where to properly measure, right? 
'''Chris''': [Pause] Yeah. Around. 
'''Kacey''': I- I- I know, but there is certain places you need to. Um, how 'bout your hip size? 
'''Chris''': Hmm, my hip size, we're talkin' 'bout my waist size, right? Or my pants- 
'''Kacey''': No, no, no, no, it- it- it's bust, waist, and hips. 
'''Chris''': Hm. Okay, I'm not really sure about my hips, um, I think my hips are like, uh- 
'''Kacey''': I thought you said you knew how to do this! 
'''Chris''': [Pause] Well I'm not sure what my hip size is, I mean I know my bust size is 43. [Pause] And I just told you that my- my c- my belly was like thirty- was like thirty-seven. Point five. 
'''Kacey''': [Pause] Well, maybe you should get properly measured. Um, 'cause you know, the Walmart lady could have done it wrong too, you know. They don't normally measure people. 
'''Chris''': Uh... but, yeah, well I mean I... just asked for my bust s- I just asked for my bust size. When I asked the Walmart lady. [Pause] Hm. Anyway, uh, okay well. But I think uh, you know the w- the lady accurately measured my bust 'cause you know uh, I'm wearing a 42- a size 42 sports bra and it fits me like a glove! And it fits good. 
'''Kacey''': You mean it fits well. 
'''Chris''': Yeah. Fits well and good. Feels very comfortable. I guess that's what I mean when I say comfortable that it fits- I mean that's what I mean when I say it fits good that's... very comfortable and not too tight. [Pause] And plus the fabric, uh plus the uh, quality of the- and the plus the material it does feel good against my skin. 
'''Kacey''': [Pause] Okay well, as- as long as it's not too tight. 
'''Chris''': Yeah. 
'''Kacey''': But, you know, still. Umm, but yeah, you should get properly measured. I mean, 'cause- 
'''Chris''': Yeah, okay well- okay- 
'''Kacey''': -normally in a guy, their waist and their hip size is bigger than their bust size normally, you know. I don't know. It's- it- you know, normally the girls are the ones that have the hourglass figures. 
'''Chris''': Yeah. I have seen- I have seen that, yeah. 
'''Kacey''': You could- you could go to Victoria's Secret, they'll do it. [Pause] And they know how to properly do it, they're trained. 
'''Chris''': Alright, well, next time I go to the mall, I'm gonna head out to- I'm gonna head out tomorrow. I've got a scheduled meeting with Rocky tomorrow, so I'll wander over to Victoria's Secret and uh, ask them to possibly measure me for my, uhh bust, waist and hips. 
'''Kacey''': They would be happy to do that. 
'''Chris''': Oh, wait, I think I just remembered what my pants size is. It's size 36 or 37. 
'''Kacey''': [Pause] Well, do you get a- 
'''Chris''': My pants size- 
'''Kacey''': Do they- do they fit well? 
'''Chris''': Yeah, my pants fit well. [Pause] I mean- I mean I'm just saying that uh, you know- I remembered looking at the uh, tag before. And yeah, I believe it was a 36-37. I'd have to... either take these pants off or look- or uh, go look at another pair to tell you for sure. 
'''Kacey''': Uh, I don't know, that just- just seems off to me. 
'''Chris''': 36 or 37... pants size? I think that's hip size, right there, isn't it? 
'''Kacey''': Uh, no, no... uh, no. It's supposed to be waist size and then there's like inseam and stuff but I don't really wanna go into it. 
'''Chris''': Yeah. Okay. 
'''Kacey''': I mean, they're not stretched or anything, is th- are they? 
'''Chris''': Uh, no they're not stretched. 
'''Kacey''': Hmm. [Pause] That just, you know. I don't know, it just doesn't seem right. Definitely, definitely, get um... get that measured. 
'''Chris''': Yeah. Yeah, okay, I'll do that tomorrow. I will do that tomorrow. Mmm. Ye- oh, by the way, did you recei- did you uh, get the uh, receipt- the receipt .JPEGs I sent you? I put that up- 
'''Kacey''': Oh, yes, yes I did. Um- 
'''Chris''': It turns out- it turns out I forgot to attach in the first one. I checked it out and I- 
'''Kacey''': I saw. 
'''Chris''': Yeah, and I had saved the email. Yeah. 
'''Kacey''': Yeah. Well, I got them and, um, I'll definitely be... figuring some out but yeah, like I mean, I think you should try to not buy anything video game related for like a month. Especially from the PSN. 'Cause I mean, I know you- I mean, downloadable content is when they- where they get you the most. 
'''Chris''': Hm. Yeah, okay. Alright, well anyway, aside from that, like you know, yeah I am definitely planning on taking advantage of that 60 days for 60 dollar plan that my doctor was able to inform me about. I plan on taking advantage of that next month. 
'''Kacey''': I mean, put- I think you should try to put everything into your savings. As much as you can. Try not to spend anything extra. Try to eat at home, you know, try to entertain yourself. 
'''Chris''': Yeah. Yeah. I understand. But... you know, I think I uh, clarified with you that I was gonna save 200 dollars between October and November for NekoCon. 
'''Kacey''': Well, you should be able to do 200 dollars a month! 
'''Chris''': Yeah- I mean no- I mean, yeah I would get 200 dollars a month, but I'm thinking of like, you know, allowing for like, you know, for a little something on the side for myself. You know. 
'''Kacey''': Like what? 
'''Chris''': Oh, like for example, like you know, I'm planning on spending 60 dollars next month, on my- on the, uh... on the gym- on the uh, gym plan. For the ACAC Fitness Center. 
'''Kacey''': [Pause] Yeah, but are you actually gonna use it? 
'''Chris''': Yes! I mean the plan is, like, yeah, it's like two half hour sessions a week, but then I can also use the facilities at any time outside of those two half hour sessions, as well. 
'''Kacey''': Hmm. [Pause] But still, y-you should save some money. Especially if it's really important. I mean, you could go out jogging on your own, and I mean, if you can't do five miles, you're not going to be able to do a gym yet. You're gonna have to work yourself up to it. 
'''Chris''': I c- I can- I can work a gym. I have worked a gym before. I think I've told you about me working at the YMCA? 
'''Kacey''': You probably didn't know what you were doing, though. 
'''Chris''': I'd- I had- I had a good understanding of what I was doing. I mean, I took physical education classes throughout... pretty much my whole s- my whole school life. 
'''Kacey''': They don't teach you anything. I- it's just PE. 
'''Chris''': I mean I learned- I mean I learned about weight lifting among other things and, uh- see, in my PE class they- 
'''Kacey''': Okay, how much can you bench? 
'''Chris''': [Pause] I cannot say for sure how much I- 
'''Kacey''': Well you should know this if you know about weight lifting, I mean that's pretty simple. 
'''Chris''': I can prob- I mean, uh... yeah, I can probably bench 50 to 100. 
'''Kacey''': Okay. Um, what pound weights do you use? 
'''Chris''': [Pause] What pound weight do I use? I think I use- 
'''Kacey''': Yeah, like when you do, like- no, like when you do just normal like, bicep curls, and you work your quads. Do you even know what quads are? 
'''Chris''': Oh yeah. Quads are, uh... muscles in the legs. 
'''Kacey''': Okay. 
'''Chris''': [Pause] Yeah, anyway, uh- 
'''Kacey''': You know why they call them quads? 
'''Chris''': [Pause] Hm. Probably named after the fact that most the uh, animals are four-legged. Uh, yeah they walk on four legs. Even though we- even though we humans walk on two. It's leg strength, so... yeah- 
'''Kacey''': No, actually it's because it's a series of four muscles. And it has, um, four different insertion points, but that was a good guess. 
'''Chris''': [Laughing] Yeah, okay! Yeah, okay, four different insertion points, okay. Uh, but anyway, uh, much I can do for like- when- it- and when it comes to dumbbells, and doing the uh, simpler exercises like uh, you just mentioned, I can do like 15 or 25 pound dumbbells. 
'''Kacey''': Okay. 
'''Chris''': Okay. 
'''Kacey''': But, still, like if you can't even... walk... or, I mean, you're just walking and power walking now. If you can't even jog or run, you might wanna hold off on the gym for a bit. 
'''Chris''': I can jog. I have jogged. 
'''Kacey''': Oh, that's right, for uh, 40 minutes. 
'''Chris''': [Sighs, pauses] Well a lack of- (?) 
'''Kacey''': Well I mean, doing it for 40 minutes is kind of impressive. 
'''Chris''': Alright. I mean, it's just like, you know, when it comes- when it comes to the neighborhood, it's like mostly up and- it's like mostly up and down inclines, and the uphills do- uh, take a... quite a bit out of me, especially the steep one when going clockwise around that loop. Going counter-clockwise, it's not as steep. 
'''Kacey''': Hm. Yeah, inclines are always good. 
'''Chris''': Yeah, they do have- I mean, yeah, I mean... yeah, you have not come by my house yet, so you wouldn't really know the slope of, uh... the layout of the uh, neighborhood. Um, that I would be talking about, all the inclines and whatnot. 
'''Kacey''': But I can- I still know what inclines are. I'm not stupid. 
'''Chris''': Yeah. Yeah, I know you're not stupid, hehe... I mean, especially like, you know, if you are from my house (?), and then- and then you go clockwise, you don't know how steep the incline upward is. In fact, it is a pretty steep incline. 
'''Kacey''': Hm. 
'''Chris''': I mean, compared to the other up inclines. [Pause] It is a steep incline. [Pause] Hm. Anyway, um... let's see. Yes, so you had- so you had yourself a uh, good day today? 
'''Kacey''': Yeah, I mostly did review. I have some tests this week coming up, so you know, I wanna be prepared. 
'''Chris''': Okay, well that's good. Ye- oh, by the way, uh... how 'bout that survey I was gonna- I'm gonna do for ya? 
'''Kacey''': Um, I am still in the process of making it. It's actually really simple, but I'll have it out later this week. Um, I work, um, every day this week mostly, so, um I'll probably- I'm gon- I'm trying to shoot for uh, Tuesday, Thursday. Oh, umm... how's your room coming? 
'''Chris''': Hm. Yeah, I'm taking some- I'm taking a few- I've taken uh, some of the posters down, I'm gonna- I'm gonna do more on it tonight and tomorrow. And I'll show you the- I'll- I'll send you the pictures tomorrow. 
'''Kacey''': Okay, yeah, 'cause remember, um, it has to be done by tomorrow. 
'''Chris''': Yeah. [Pause] That's- yeah, I get it, uh, y'know, deadline being like- yeah, let's put that at like midnight tomorrow. 
'''Kacey''': Okay. 
'''Chris''': 'Bout that? Alright. Yeah, I mean like you know, may as well be, you know, if it's gotta be done by Mon- by Monday, I mean it can't be done by Tuesday, so there you are. But yeah, I have been- 
'''Kacey''': Yeah, you might wanna start workin' on it tonight, huh? 
'''Chris''': Yeah, I mean, I have started work. I'm going to do some- and I'm going to do some more- I'm going to, uh... finish it and make it, uh... not so crowded on the walls. And the ceiling. 
'''Kacey''': Mm-hm. 
'''Chris''': Yeah. You'll see. 
'''Kacey''': [Pause] Well that's good, I look forward to it. 
'''Chris''': Okay. Yeah and also I can uh, clean up the room, it's uh, pretty much just as- asiding (?) me from uh... uh, from the inspiration to continue the uh, sex drawings but uh, yeah I st- I still have the uh, one test drawing of the uh, four- of the foursome between us done, between me and my girls done. 
'''Kacey''': Oh yeah, well, I- I- I definitely wanna see that but in speaking of drawings, um, I saw a spoiler list for Sonichu detailing the end of every character for Sonichu! Uh, some of them were extremely interesting, especially um, Kel marrying, uh, N- Naitsirhc? [Chris tries to interrupt, unintelligible] Ruh- er- n- no? 
'''Chris''': 'Kay, stop. Every charac- uh, at the end of every character? 
'''Kacey''': Detailing the end for every character, you know like, the end of their story like, who they get married to, what they're doing? Like, you know, Kel marries, uh, Reldnahc? Naitsirhc? 
'''Chris''': [Pause] Like... uh... 
'''Kacey''': Uh, Darkbind r- rescues, uh, Zelina? 
'''Chris''': Hm. Yeah. Well, I- I can tell you right now that those all- those- those spoilers are definitely not official. All the uh, details- 
'''Kacey''': But they sound like everything that you would like! I mean, you've even put stuff like this in the CWC- um, in the CWCipedia, and I mean like it even has you having a daughter named Crystal. It doesn't say who the sweetheart is, though. 
'''Chris''': Yeah, but I mean- 
'''Kacey''': But I mean, does this mean that Darkbind won't rescue Zelina? And Kel won't get married? And Wild won't save his father and you're not gonna have a s- sweetheart? Heh. 
'''Chris''': Oh, wait, wait. No- okay, well I'm not necessarily saying that all those spoilers are false, I'm not necessarily saying that. Uh, I mean, I cannot say that I have seen these- I have not seen these spoilers, so I would not know for sure. I mean, but still, I mean like, you know. For what they could be saying about Mary Lee Walsh and, uh, Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc. And there's a difference between Reldnahc and Naitsirhc. I mean, original Naitsirhc, he's just Naitsirhc. But then after- but then after that incident back in book #5, he became Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc, g- uh- he added two additional names. Otherwise, he's just Naitsirhc whatever Giovanni's last name is. 
'''Kacey''': Well, he turns good according to these spoilers. So does he turn good? 
'''Chris''': Uh, yeah. Alright, well here's a spoiler for you about Reldnahc. Yeah, b- [Audio cuts?] 
'''Kacey''': [Pause] Uh-huh? 
'''Chris''': Sorry there. Okay, while I am in the different dimension I have actually uh, gone into the bits of the future, before I had to go back in a different dimension. In fact... one of my destinations were- one of my destinations was this laboratory. Where uh, the scientists have already separated and isolated the uh, gay gene. Sorta like a play (?) from that Family Guy episode a little bit but still, they isolated the gay gene and it's like, now they wanna isolate the straight gene, so they can uh, actually- so they can actually make the vaccine that can- that can make the whole- that can make the world wide, um, straight. So- so like, you know, yeah I'm- I get in there just as they were talking about that and it's like, "Sure, I'll volunteer, I'm straight. Take some of my blood." And then they- and then they consensually str- they, they s- suh- they successfully isolate the straight gene from my blood. I even take a- I even take a couple of vials of it with me... and- a couple of vials and needles, and uh- and- with me, and I- I store them away in my pockets. So if there- y'know, they're, y'know, wrapped in casing so, no, they're not gonna- so they wouldn't break or... or hit me or- or penetrate or anything. Well anyway, when I go back into the different dimension, the after- the after I do get back out of the different dimension, I'm rescued by uh, Wild and Magi-Chan Sonichu. Uh, so like teamwork there, coming in- coming into there. Um, anyway. Uh... in book #10, yeah I would be in- I would be approached by Reldnahc. And then, uh- and then we go into a little bit of a battle, then I'll have him in a neck hold, and I'll pull out one of my needles and my blood. And then with my straight gene isolated, in that- in my straight gene, I'll be like, "Hey Reldnahc! Suck my blood!" And then I puncture him with the uh, needle. And then the- and then all- everything oppos- and then everything about Reldnahc that is definitely the opposite of me including being homosexual just leaves. And it's like Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc is totally destroyed, and he goes back to just being Naitsirhc. 
'''Kacey''': Oh! Nice! When are you gonna finish this? I mean, I wanna get to this, so you gotta, uh, definitely speed up the comics. I mean, you know, this one's being really slow. 
'''Chris''': Ugh. Yeah. I know. [Pause] I'm dr- and I'm work- and I'm working on, y- you know... trying to keep a- trying to make a schedule so that I can do that. But then the other things keep coming up, like I'm doing the audio books- um, the video books, and the sex drawings. 
'''Kacey''': Yeah, but I mean it's like, y'know, most things have things that come out at least quarterly. Or, you know, things that come out every month, like little smaller episodes. Like I mean, you could ser- you can seriously crank these out a lot quicker. 
'''Chris''': Ugh. Yeah, but at least y'know, I am- at least I am putting them up on the uh, CWCipedia a few pages at a time as I go along. Even though I could not access the CWCipedia today, I'm sure it's just a server- server thing. I'll probably be able to access it tomorrow so I can update with the uh, videos I've got uploaded. At least I was able to get on there for one moment earlier this afternoon, and verify that like uh, yeah, uh, all the uh, quote-unquote merchandise is fake, do not buy it, there's no video game in process, and the Project Needlemouse is just a Sonic the Hedgehog game, nothing else. 
'''Kacey''': Hm. 
'''Chris''': [Pause] Yeah. 
'''Kacey''': [Pause] Yeah, well I- I still think you need to make the comics a lot faster. Like come on, you promised me those drawings like, couple days ago and I still haven't even seen them! 
'''Chris''': Hm. 
'''Kacey''': Like, you don't have anything else to do. 
'''Chris''': Hm. Yeah, well, uh- hmm... okay, I tell you what, I'll, uh... get my- get the uh, three individual girl drawings and the one sex drawing I have uh, scanned in and I'll send them- and I'll send them to you later. But of course, you know I'm trusting them to you and that you promise not to share them with anybody yet. 
'''Kacey''': Yeah, I'm not gonna share them, I just wanna see them. 
'''Chris''': Okay. Alright well I'll send them out to you later. 
'''Kacey''': I mean, you just needed d- okay, yeah, 'cause you need to speed things up here. Quick like the bunny. 
'''Chris''': Yeah. Heh, poof! [Chuckles] Okay. [Pause] Uh, I guess with that and nothing else on my mind right now, um, I'll get- I'll scan those in and send those to you right now so, I'll let you go and I'll talk to you tomorrow. [Kacey hangs up] Kacey? Kacey? Hello? [Pause] Kacey? Where'd you go? [Pause] Hm. Kacey? Okay, well, alright. Well, I'll talk to you tomorrow and I'll have those sent out to you tonight. Okay, talk to you later, bye-bye. 
[Call ends]

==External links==
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Kacey Call 4

2011-06-05T00:22:14Z

Steviebung: /* Part 3 */

28 [[August 2009]]

==Highlights==
*Chris begins the call by asking [[Kacey]] if she has an STD.
*Kacey received a lot of awards during her high school graduation, Chris is jealous.
*Chris suggests talking about political issues even though he has nothing to say about political issues.
*Kacey asks Chris about things she found on the [[ED]] page.
*Chris totally doesn't drink [[cum]] anymore.
*Chris totally doesn't [[shit]] himself anymore.
*Chris totally isn't gullible anymore.
*Chris lies and says the last time he shat himself was THREE YEARS AGO.
*Chris tries to explain why he has so many fucking [[video game]] accounts.
*Chris whines that he only gets 200 out of his 800 a month, and spends 150 on video games.
*Chris was going to call someone about getting a job, "but then stress happened."
*Chris used credit cards to buy thousands of video games, parents are paying the bills.
*Chris doesn't know why he got a [[CADD]] degree, "I feel more comfortable with drawing da [[comics]] than with da buildings and da computers."
*Chris is sending printed-out [[Sonichu]] comics to Marvel, DC and Dark Horse; thinks they will hire him because he's "very popular."
*[[Mary Lee Walsh]] caused all of his problems.
*Chris is capable of surviving, cooking and doing laundry.
*Chris can't look for a job on the internet because he "doesn't know what to put into a search term."
*Kacey says Sonichu is fanfiction, Chris says it's parody.
*Chris lies that he'll look for a job where he works 10 hours a week, Kacey wants him to work 20, eventually he says okay to shut her up.
*Kacey tells him not to wear his [[medallion]] to the [[job]] interview and not to draw on the applications; Chris sadly agrees that he won't.
*Chris thanks Kacey for yelling at him.

==Part 1==

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 '''Chris:''' Hello-o?
 '''Kacey:''' Hi! It's Kacey!
 '''Chris:''' Hey Kacey! How are you?
 '''Kacey:''' I'm good. Um, how are you? Um, are you doing better?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I'm feeling better, thank you. I was waiting for you to call me.
 '''Kacey:''' Well, you just said around 11 to 11:30, so I gave you a few extra, you know, minutes just in case.
 '''Chris:''' I see. Yeah, I know, that's cool. I appreciate that. But it's like, you know. Yeah, I mean- I mean no hurry, but I mean, like, you know. I was waiting for the pleasure of talking to you.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, uh, thank you. [nervous laugh]
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, so uh, okay, let me go and get my main questions I had written down in my little notebook out of the way. Um...
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, you have questions? Yeah, go ahead and ask them.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. Okay, this is an important one. You don't have any STD's, do you?
 '''Kacey:''' Chris, why would you ask me that?! Of course I don't!
 '''Chris:''' Okay, I'm sorry, I just-
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupts] I mean, you know I've only been with one person!
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, well, I mean, I just felt like I just had to ask anyway.
 '''Kacey:''' O...okay, that's just... WOW!
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, okay, I'm sorry, I guess I wasn't up... [unintelligible] that wasn't a very good opening topic, I know, I'm sorry. It's just the first one I had on my thing here.
 '''Kacey:''' Okay, well I hope the rest of the questions aren't that bad!
 '''Chris:''' Uh, no, yeah well here, here, we'll do a 180 right here, um, yeah, let's, I think we talked about your education background a little bit, you, uh, you said you had honor roll grades back in high school?
 '''Kacey:''' Yes, I was 4.0 all the way.
 '''Chris:''' Well that's good. Yeah, you got your diploma and all. Um, okay, did you, uh, ever get any, uh, awards? Um, like, you know right before graduation?
 '''Kacey:''' Um, yeah, like, um, I actually had a couple poems published, and um, I actually graduated with way more credits than I needed so I got a merit certificate.
 '''Chris:''' [enthralled] You got a merit certificate?
 '''Kacey:''' Yes.
 '''Chris:''' Hmm. Tell me about that, what does that do for you?
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, it just goes with your diploma, it just shows that you did way more than you needed to do - so, I got that, and you know, and I did like over 200 hours of community service, so, I got... It's just, it's just something that you... it doesn't really do anything, I mean, awards in high school are nothing, I mean, they don't really help you ever in your life.
 '''Chris:''' Hmm. Yeah, but it's like, you know the achievement, it just makes you feel better, you know, I wish I would've gotten an award for my creativity back in high school.
 '''Kacey:''' I mean, I guess, but high school really doesn't do anything for you so it's not a big deal.
 '''Chris:''' Uh, it does a lot more than you, does a lot more than you think though, you know, I mean it, it's like, uh, it definitely readies you a little more for the adult life, that you're gonna be leaving high school FOR.
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, but I mean nobody cares, they look at college all the time, college is way bigger of a deal.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, it is a big deal. I hear that.
 '''Kacey:''' Um, so, any other questions?
 '''Chris:''' Well, okay well yeah, we'll move onto the next one... hmm... yeah... Oh yeah, um, what's yo... uh, you drew, you drew your original Kacey in green ink, uh, it's that like, uh, gel ink?
 '''Kacey:''' Um, yeah, it is a gel pen actually, it's just one of the pens I use... for work.
 '''Chris:''' Oh, okay, you generally use a green ink pen, oh, that's... that's interesting.
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, I like to use different colors.
 '''Chris:''' Hm. [pause] All colors of the rainbow, right?
 '''Kacey:''' [laughs] Yeah, definitely.
 '''Chris:''' Hmm, now there's my colorful gal.
 '''Kacey:''' [laughs] Well, Chris, remember, I'm just your friend.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I know, I'm just saying, you know, I'm just trying to be creati... be clever.
 '''Kacey:''' [laughs] Okay, well, um, keep going with questions.
 '''Chris:''' Okay, hmm, do you like Sudoku? Doin' those Sudoku puzzles in the paper?
 '''Kacey:''' No, I actually don't like Sudoku, I'm really big into logic puzzles but I've never gotten into Sudoku, I don't like it.
 '''Chris:''' Well that's too bad. It's more on logic though, I mean, you know, you basically just put one through nine in the one box, and then divide compared to the other boxes, the whole big nine box...
 '''Kacey:''' Right, I know what it is, I just don't like it.
 '''Chris:''' Hmm, yeah, okay, well generally...
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupts] I'm more of a science person than a math person.
 '''Chris:''' Hmm, 'kay well you know you don't need math. I mean, it's like, okay, similarly you could do like Sudoku with like, the letters A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I. You could do letters A through I.
 '''Kacey:''' I guess, but I mean, I just really don't like it, so if we could move on to the next question, that'd be awesome.
 '''Chris:''' Well, okay. What's your favorite board game?
 '''Kacey:''' Um, my favorite board game? Um, I haven't really played any in a long time, actually, so I mean...
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, out of all the board games you've played?
 '''Kacey:''' Um, well the last thing I played was Catan.
 '''Chris:''' Catan? [Kacey: "Yes."] I've never heard of that one.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, you should look it up, you should Google it, it's a really awesome game.
 '''Chris:''' Okay, is that spelled with a K?
 '''Kacey:''' Um, no, it's C-A-T-A-N.
 '''Chris:''' Oh, KAY-tawn, okay.
 '''Kacey:''' Kuh-TAHN.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, alright... so my favorite board game yet... I got a little bit into Monopoly, but, I don't... yeah, I mean I can call it like my second favorite board game, um, [incoherent stammering] yeah, I guess, and plus, I mean, I have the original Sega Genesis cartridge, and you know, every once in a while I would play that, and I would beat the computer! [He seems proud of this.]
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, okay, cool... well, um, go ahead and keep going with the questions.
 '''Chris:''' Okay. Alright, well here's a fun one for you you might like. Did you have a favorite toy growing up?
 '''Kacey:''' A favorite toy? Um, yeah, my Easy-Bake Oven.
 '''Chris:''' Your Easy-Bake Oven?
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, I loved that Easy-Bake Oven.
 '''Chris:''' Hah. Yeah, I can understand... I can understand that. Hah. Make the little small things with the little light bulb, it's fun. Uh, my favorite toy is this little uh Fisher Price Transformer, it was like, you know, my first Transformer, so it's like, uh it's a little red indy racecar, that transforms into a robot, you actually gotta pop the guy's head in for the full transformation. [pause] So I was... yeah... yeah you'd have to see it to pretty much get it, but... I mean, if you look it up, look it up on the internet, I'm sure you can find pictures, yeah. It's a little- little red indy racecar.
 '''Kacey:''' Okay.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, Fisher Price... hmm... Oh and something else, I think, I feel like I can probably make you feel comfortable with, talkin' about, we can talk about some of your, uh, favorite pa- pa-litickal issues, or we can talk about your favorite episodes of House or The Office, and then uh, I'll just listen, and take it all in, and learn about you more as a friend, you know?
 '''Kacey:''' Okay, well, um, let's do polla... politic issues, why don't you start?
 '''Chris:''' Alright... heh... why don't I start. I mean, you know more about politics than I do... uh.... [pause, then frustrated sigh] I'm trying anyway, I'm trying to come up with a good political topic in my head right now.
 '''Kacey:''' Well, if you can't, I mean do you have any other questions?
 '''Chris:''' I mean, I just thought, you know... Okay, what's the most recent political thing that's, uh, you know, on your mind, now, at this point?
 '''Kacey:''' Um, probably health care, cause, you know, that's what I'm going to be doing.
 '''Chris:''' Oh, that's right, you're, uh, you're... [stammers] you're working towards getting your nurse degree. Out there.
 '''Kacey:''' Yup.
 '''Chris:''' Okay, um, we talked about that a little bit before... hmm... Yeah, let's see if I remember... yeah, I think you kind of agreed with me, with I said like, yeah... not everyone can afford healthcare, it's like you know... assist... and then yeah. Oh, yeah, you were... [Kacey starts talking over him]
 '''Kacey:''' Actually, Chris, I think you agreed with ME, because you didn't even know about reformed healthcare, you just knew about socialist healthcare.
 '''Chris:''' Hm. Yeah, that's true, I did, I did agree with you. And then you kind of agreed with you know, when I was talking about- about my father and me going down to Tom Perriello's office, and then he brought that up... but yeah, I was like agreeing with him at the time as well, but - Yeah and then you, when we talked about it, you kind of agreed with him too.
 '''Kacey:''' Right... well do you have any other questions? Cause there's something on my mind that I really need to - talk to you about.
 '''Chris:''' Oh! We could talk about that. What's up?
 '''Kacey:''' Okay, um, so you know all these trolls have been bothering me, right?
 '''Chris:''' Oh, yeah.
 '''Kacey:''' So I was talking to my aunt about it, she's a nurse too, and...

==Part 2==
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kfm03xCYBe8&feature=related|Kacey Call 4, Part 2]

 '''Kacey:''' ...you know she got really ''suspicious''. And, um, she Googled your name, and you know, some of the things that the trolls have been saying, I mean, I think they might be true, I mean what is, you know, it's disturbing, and it's making me really uneasy especially since, you know, you've said you - think about me to such a degree, and I mean, it's just like... I mean, I know you've talked about the ED site before, but I mean, is a lot of that true? Like, uh - why are you doing half those things in those videos? And, I thought you were anti-gay, and you're drinking your own cum?? It's gross! And it's just... it's bothering me!
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, okay yeah, that is a whole bunch of skeletons... that is a whole bunch of skeletons in my closet.
 '''Kacey:''' But I mean, why would you do that?! Do they make you do that?
 '''Chris:''' Uh, no... As for the uh... yeah... I pretty much volunteered myself to be doing that, cause it was like, you know, I considered it like recycling, so it's like, you know, I didn't have to lose it... and plus you know I read on the internet there was like health benefits [something unintelligible]
 '''Kacey:''' Health benefits of what, of doing that?!
 '''Chris:''' Yeah.
 '''Kacey:''' There's- there's- no real health benefits, those are all myths, I mean it doesn't help your hair, it doesn't help your nails, there's not enough protein in it. I mean, is that the whole reason you did it?
 '''Chris:''' Anyway, anyway, I've stopped... anyway, I've stopped doing that months ago.
 '''Kacey:''' Well that's GOOD, but, I mean, there's no point in doing it. I mean... I... I... I mean especially not if you were so anti-gay. I mean, it's just, I mean most people would see that and go, "Wow, this guy must be at least bisexual!"
 '''Chris:''' [sigh] Yeah, okay yeah, I can definitely see it from your point of view and I understand. [sigh] Yeah, but I take it like... you know... I learn from my mistakes, and... yeah... I've grown to the understanding and whatnot. Um, anyway, mostly other stuff like you know the posts... and the videos, and me drawing, you know, drawin' on my dick, and pictures of that, yeah...
 '''Kacey:''' Okay well, [Chris interjects saying "I was talking!"] Hey, no, no, let me go! Okay, another thing that really disturbed me is, apparently, you told these trolls that you, uh... That you shit yourself? I mean, what the hell, Chris?
 '''Chris:''' [in an odd falsetto] Ehh, I prettty much... yeah... I mean, I'm more in control of my bowel movements nowadays, and yeah, I... I do that less.
 '''Kacey:''' Well I mean... you're just... you're 27, I mean.... Do you just not make it to the bathroom? [amused] ...Or, or what?
 '''Chris:''' Uh... Yeah, I just, I just don't make it to the bathroom quickly enough.
 '''Kacey:''' [incredulous] Wh... h-how do you not know? Your body... gives you... you know... it lets you KNOW that... something... it's like, I mean... Like when was the last time it happened if you're so in control?
 '''Chris:''' Okay, the last time it happened... yeah it was like three years ago.
 '''Kacey:''' Three years ago?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah.
 '''Kacey:''' Well it said that it happened recently, so are these lies?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah they're, yeah they, yeah I would say they are exaggerating those. If it happened recently those are lies.
 '''Kacey:''' Okay, okay but - [Chris repeats 'the last time I' over and over] you've got to see that all this stuff is disturbing to me.
 '''Chris:''' Hmm. Yeah I can, I can, I can relate to that. I can understand how you feel. Yeah. I- I would be uneasy too if I was, if I wasn't myself and I was reading that, you know, about myself or... Yeah. Hm - oh yeah, most of the information they got on that ED page... [silence] It's like conned out of me, they conned out of me from pretending to be the past women I've talked to like Blanca... Weiss or uh...
 '''Kacey:''' Okay but you can't blame other people. I mean, those people aren't near you; you can't say that they made you give them those videos. I mean what- [Chris tries to interrupt] -were you thinking? I mean, this is why your parents are mad at you right now!
 '''Chris:''' Yeah plus I was more gullible back then. And I'm, [sheepish] I've been less gullible for the past few months. And now. [long silence] I've learned from my mistakes. I'm working on these things and I'm moving on from - I'm moving on and trying to put all that behind me. And plus, I've, I've got a responsible detective, uh, up in the FBI to take, to help, to help to towards the down-taking of the website and the downfall of the trolls.
 '''Kacey:''' Okay, but still, Chris, I mean, Chris you need to understand this stuff is kind of disturbing, and I mean like, okay look, like - I mean, like stuff you ''do'' in real life. Like, if most people touched me as much as you did, I would've gone off with them, but I mean, I'm trying to be polite because I know you have difficulties, and I mean that you, like you say "slow-in-the-mind", but I mean, you've gotta understand you can't keep doing this shit.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I understand that... [pause] I understand that.
 '''Kacey:''' And besides, you keep saying that the cops don't care about things. I mean, you've really gotta let some of this stuff ''go''! I mean, I mean don't be slow-in-the-mind with that! I mean, if they don't care they're not - they're never gonna help you, and even just one lone detective isn't gonna be able to do anything!
 '''Chris:''' [long silence] Yeah... Yeah also I did go to Tom Periello a little about that and talk to him about that.
 '''Kacey:''' Well, I mean, what exactly is he gonna ''do''? [Talking over Chris] And I mean, I mean like, what about all your counselors at church? I mean, do they know all this? Do they know this stuff?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, they know, yeah they, more or less, uh, know about what's been going on in the ED page, yeah. I mean ne- I mean, the people - I mean, between my pastor Elizabeth and… my pastoral counselor [[Rocky Shoemaker|Rocky]], uh yeah, they're ashamed with the, the church and all that being… on the internet and being put on the ED page and being slandered around in that sense. [pause] And I mean, yeah, I've been relating with that as well, and... It's just one of the things I try not to think - that's just one of the bad pieces, that like you know. I mean, I'm not ignorant, I know about it, I understand it, I just can't- [Kacey interrupts here]
 '''Kacey:''' But Chris, okay, there was a ''video'' of you humping a [[PlayStation 3]]! [laughing] What the ''hell''?
 '''Chris:''' [stammering] I was - I was blackmailed into that. By, uh…
 '''Kacey:''' But the - how were they blackmailing you? These people are on the internet! How are they blackmailing you? [Chris tries to interrupt] You - they - they're not going to do anything to you!
 '''Chris:''' Okay- okay, Kacey, yeah, this happened like a month ago but like… two months ago. About one - about over a… Yeah I'd say, yeah, closer to two months now. Uh, anyway yeah, this person [[Jack Thaddeus]] got hold of the majority of my [[PlayStation Network]] accounts, including my main- my main American one, my secondary American one, and my, and my import accounts, including my Japan, Hong Kong and Spain-
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupts] Wait wait wait, you were doing this over a PlayStation account? ''That's'' what all this was about?
 '''Chris:''' Not just one but the whole- but the, but the majority, a whole bunch of my accounts- [Kacey cuts him off]
 '''Kacey:''' It's [[List of Chris's games|'''video games''']]! It's - oh my gosh, you could've easily called them and they would've understood, I mean… It's video games, [Chris tries to interrupt] you were letting them get to you that bad over a video game?!
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, okay - [Kacey cuts him off again]
 '''Kacey:''' '''Chris'''! Think about what you're ''doing''!
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, okay, okay Kacey. Before that- before I made- before th- that video happened, let me give you the - let me start from the beginning here.
 '''Kacey:''' No, no! You're - you did this for a video game? It doesn't matter what they did. These are nameless people behind a computer screen. They're not gonna do anything ''to'' you! Uh-h You did this- you're giving them all this stuff over a video game! [pause] I mean, you need to grow up!
 '''Chris:''' [moaning] Kacey, I'm- I'm- I'm talking Kacey, please. Uh, let me start from the beginning - Okay, Jack Thaddeus got hold of my Playstation Network accounts, and uh, then I tried - then I called up - like, called the American Playstation company, and uh, got both of my American accounts back but I was put on a one-month ban because they considered it like, gamesharing, and that was my - my third strike against me on that. And they're like, you know, next time it might be permanent.
 '''Kacey:''' Okay, then cut your losses. Is it really worth it? Is it worth having this on the internet for the rest of your life over an account on a ''PS3''?
 '''Chris:''' [moaning again] Yeah, there's a- [sighs] You know, your may contain[?] more about how the accounts are linked, like you know, the PlayStation titles and the titles that go to - that can be copied to the PSP -
 '''Kacey:''' It doesn't matter, it's a video game! You cut your losses and you tell them "Fine, take it!" Then, I mean, then - it's not worth it!
 '''Chris:''': I put better than two thousand dollars on my main American account-
 '''Kacey:''' Whoa, WHOA! You've spent two thousand dollars on video games!? Why would you EVER spend that much on video games? What did you get?!
 '''Chris:''' Plus, and plus this was over the course of like, two, three years.
 '''Kacey:''' [Talking over Chris] I haven't spent that much on video games in two to three years! [laughing]
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, ehh, I didn't have a girlfriend....
 '''Kacey:''' Even if it's two years, it's a thousand dollars a year! It doesn't matter if you have a girlfriend or not. That- that's insane! That's like those people who play Halo all the time. And they do nothing!
 '''Chris:''' [long pause before sigh] Anyway, getting back to - anyway, getting back to - getting back on track here. Yeah, I got my American accounts back. I had trouble tryin' to get back my Japan, and my Spain which those are important to me 'cause- [unintelligible]
 '''Kacey:''' Why would you- why would you even have that many accounts? Isn't an American account just good enough? And, okay-

==Part 3==

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkaS7XlDQR0&NR=1|Kacey Call 4, Part 3]

 '''Chris:''' [splutters incoherently as Kacey continues to talk] I like getting- I- you- Kacey, I like getting imports. [stress sigh]
 '''Kacey:''' How would they be able to get all of them? Okay, but why would they be able to get all of them at ONCE? I mean, did you make them all the same password? I mean, all those- okay, you can't have that many accounts, that's like fraud and stuff!
 '''Chris:''' [Sigh] Okay, well-
 '''Kacey:''' Just I mean- how did they- how did they get them?
 '''Chris:''' Okay, personally I had like, a multiple number of email addresses, and uh- multip- uh, different passwords for all of them. Uh, upon the reaching of that for Jack Thaddeus, I sh- I pretty much, uh- Kim, a- Kim asked me to uh, share the- uh, for me to share the inf- share my Playstation information with her, 'cause she has a Playstation 3 and-
 '''Kacey:''' [Interrupts, furious] Are you blaming Kim?! [Chris tries to talk] Are you saying it's Kim's fault?
 '''Chris:''' No, no, I'm not- no, no, it's not Kim's fault, and she and I talked about this before. But anyway, she had to- I had told her the uh- the uh, information and the- the uh, the usernames and the passwords for the majority, and then she uh-
 '''Kacey:''' Okay, Chris, Chris? You know what, okay let's go back to something-
 '''Chris:''' Instead of my-
 '''Kacey:''' Hey, hey. Hey! HEY! CHRIS! [She shouts over him to get his attention] Let's go back to something. You said you spent over $2000. Okay. You are on an income, which taxpayers like myself, pay. How much do you spend on video games a WEEK?
 '''Chris:''' [Sigh] I'm not sure.
 '''Kacey:''' Okay. You can't even keep track of that. What gives you the right to take that money, and to spend $2000 of it on video games? Where- that- I mean, I can't even buy myself video games, so why should I pay for you to just spend your money on all this?
 '''Chris:''' Most of my income goes- goes towards my family. Uh, paying them a monthly rent of $250, they've gone twice [unintelligible] the bills...
 '''Kacey:''' [Talking over him] No, that doesn't matter! That doesn't matter! It doesn't matter what you pay like that.
 '''Chris:''' I pay- I, I only get like two- I only get like 200 out my 800 a MONTH.
 '''Kacey:''' Then WHY would you spend that much on games? That makes even LESS sense! I mean, okay, with these games that you spent so much money on, how much do you even PLAY them a week? How much do you even play them?
 '''Chris:''' [Long pause] On a near daily basis.
 '''Kacey:''' All of them? [Disbelieving] All 2000 dollars?
 '''Chris:''' [Pause] The majority of it, yes.
 '''Kacey:''' Okay, I find that hard to believe. I mean, and even if you were, don't you think maybe, you should be- like, like you were talking about getting a job! Like, how are you gonna be able to do that, and playing all these games at once? You should be, uh, I mean, like have you even done anything MORE besides going to the Social Security office?
 '''Chris:''' [Pause, sigh] Yeah. I was gonna call Mr. Will yesterday and find out more about that working ticket, but unfortunately, uh, yeah- yeah, today is still Friday. I was gonna call him today, but then the [[stress]] happened yesterday, and I had to take the emotional day today. I just didn't feel up to making the call today, and-
 '''Kacey:''' Chris! Then how are you ever gonna work? How are you ever gonna work? You can't just have emotional days like that. I mean, you either work or you don't. I mean, you've gotta grow up a little!
 '''Chris:''' I n- I- I've been growing up! I've been growing up. It's just so mu- it's just a- a whole lot for me to think about.
 '''Kacey:''' Well, this is why your parents are mad at you! I can ''see'' why they're mad at you! [Chris sighs deeply] I mean, do they even know you spent that much on video games? And that you just like- I- I- I'd- oh my gosh! [Chris sighs] I mean, I don't- I didn't want to go in to work today, and I went in! I didn't want to go to school today, and I went! And I mean, and I've been having problems with sinuses, and- I mean- come on!
 '''Chris:''' [Sigh] I, I mean- I mean, if I did have a job, and all that, uh, so many complications. I, uh, when I got my Social Security at first- I was, at first I, you know, like, I think it was about-
 '''Kacey:''' [talks over him] Chris, Chris, if you-
 '''Chris:''' [keeps talking] Two thousand two or three-
 '''Kacey:''' -really only get 200 dollars a month, how did you GET all that money for those video games? Did you steal it?
 '''Chris:''' I get 800- for your information, no. For your information, I get 800 dollars a month.
 '''Kacey:''' No, but you said you only get- you just said you only get 200 out of it 'cause your parents TAKE the rest. I mean, so, how did you- I mean, that would have taken you a long time, and, and that's if you've never spent any other money on anything but video games. Where did you get that money?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, well, I-
 '''Kacey:''' Be honest.
 '''Chris:''' It, it, it did come out of the, uh, remaining 200. I spend like 100, 150 out of that per month.
 '''Kacey:''' There's no way you could have mathematically have done that and only spent your 200 on video games. Where did you get the rest of that money, and please be honest with me.
 '''Chris:''' [Sigh] Uh, between credit car- between credit cards and- [Unintelligible, says something about his mother]
 '''Kacey:''' You have credit cards? Are they yours? [Gasps] You took your parents' credit cards for video games??
 '''Chris:''' No, no, not my parents', they were my own credit cards. I actually applied for those. They had my name on 'em.
 '''Kacey:''' Why would you ''do'' that? [Long pause] You- you don't have a-
 '''Chris:''' I'm a dreamer! (?)
 '''Kacey:''' No, that doesn't matter, but you need to be smart about it! You don't have a job! I mean, you've gotta be in so much debt!
 '''Chris:''' [Sigh] Yeah well, you know, but-
 '''Kacey:''' Chris, how are you gonna get this family you want if you have all this debt? I mean, and how do you pay off the credit cards?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, fortunately my- my father and my mother have decided to help me out there. They're paying my credit card bills and I'm paying them back.
 '''Kacey:''' And you think they're gonna be there forever? You think they're always going to clean up after your mistakes?
 '''Chris:''' No, no, I know they're not gonna clean up after my mistakes forever. And I- I'm not gonna make those mistakes again.
 '''Kacey:''' I don't know, Chris. This has given me a lot to think about.
 '''Chris:''' [Sigh] Well, if you want to talk-
 '''Kacey:''' Maybe if you just would've not tried to be so serious, like I asked, I mean just, you know, ba- but, I, you know, I had to get- I- this whole thing is just so suspicious.
 '''Chris:''' [Sigh] Eh- wait a minute, this whole thing?
 '''Kacey:''' Just everything! Everything that I- that I've been getting! In these emails! [Chris tries to talk] Everything my aunt found! [Chris sighs] Come on, don't act like you don't know what we're talking about. [Chris begins talking over her] You know that the trolls have been trolling me.
 '''Chris:''' I d- I do. I, I, I know, but- I know what we're talking about. I'm just processing it and remembering in my head.
 '''Kacey:''' I know but I mean, you said you had a degree, right? So um, why aren't you doing anything with it? Like, when I get mine, I mean, I'm getting my PhD. I'm gonna be getting over $100,000 a year. What're YOU gonna be able to do? You've gotta THINK about that.
 '''Chris:''' [Sigh] Look, my father tol- my father enc- encouraged me to get the- to go to a- computer drafting and design degree, he encouraged me to go to college in the first place!
 '''Kacey:''' Then why aren't you using it?
 '''Chris:''' I mean- because I don't know! I don't know how. I, I mean- I don't- I, I, I, I...
 '''Kacey:''' You apply for a job that says you need this degree!
 '''Chris:''' I know I have the compu- a drafting and design degree and certificate, I've been taught that- that- I'd have to build buildings and whatever on the computer, about that-
 '''Kacey:''' So why don't you do that instead of making a resume that has Sonichu and Rosechu on it? I know they're in a very important part of your life, but you could actually go do something.
 '''Chris:''' [Sigh] Because, I just, uh- I just feel more comfortable with drawing the comics and the cartoons than I do with the, uh- with just the, uh- with just the buildings and the computers and whatnot.
 '''Kacey:''' Okay, well you know what? Well I feel a lot better drawing and doing, you know, singing and stuff than I do waitressing, but you know what? I have to be a productive member of society, and I have to go out and do my job every freaking day whether I rather be home talking to my friends, or going shopping, or doing whatever.
 '''Chris:''' [After a long pause] I see.
 '''Kacey:''' I mean, my aunt has done factual independent research, and found out a lot of these things are true that she found out. On her own. [Chris sighs] I mean, you can't-
 '''Chris:''' [Trying to interrupt] I keep feeling-
 '''Kacey:''' -always blame everything with the trolls and ED.
 '''Chris:''' Okay, yeah, I'll admit that, you know, some of the things in the ED are true, but you know, they just take it and they-
 '''Kacey:''' [Talking over Chris] Yes, I know that, I just told you that!
 '''Chris:''' -they warp it around! They sla- they make it worse. They're rewording it.
 '''Kacey:''' But Chris, she has been able to verify this information in other places. I just said that it wasn't all ED.
 '''Chris:''' [Sigh] I... [unintelligible]
 '''Kacey:''' You need to start taking responsibility! I mean, I don't think anyone I know wants to stay in their job the whole time but I mean, I mean don't you wanna be a productive member of society? Don't you want- don't you want to go through your own potential? Maybe Sonichu and Rosechu isn't doing it right now, maybe you need to get your foot in the door first.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I'm working on getting my foot in the door. I'm gonna buy a new co- I'm gonna buy new a printer/scanner/copier next week, I'm gonna print out-
 '''Kacey:''' For what? How is that gonna help you with your- with your CADD degree? How is that gonna help you utilize something that you went to school for?
 '''Chris:''' I'm going to print out copies of my number 0 book and then some, to send to Marvel, Dark Horse, and Archie comics with my resume, so then Sonichu and Rosechu books could be actually made to get me paper published, and the merchandise to follow, the video games and all that, so-
 '''Kacey:''' What if that doesn't work? What's your safety net? What if that doesn't work? [Pause, Chris sighs] Chris, loo- look at Sonichu. It- it's not bad, but what if they don't like it? I mean, it's nothing like, you know, like any other comic books I've seen, and I mean, you- you hijack your own- your own comic and make it about you.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, that's true. But still, I mean, at least I have a worldwide fanbase, I'm very popular! I mean, that's even more than enough for any comic book company to uh, want to- want to accept me, and uh, let me work for them.
 '''Kacey:''' Well, even if you have a fanbase, you know, they have- they, they don't go- they just aren't gonna-

==Part 4==

==Part 5==

==Part 6==

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Kacey Call 4

2011-06-05T00:19:42Z

Steviebung: /* Part 3 */

28 [[August 2009]]

==Highlights==
*Chris begins the call by asking [[Kacey]] if she has an STD.
*Kacey received a lot of awards during her high school graduation, Chris is jealous.
*Chris suggests talking about political issues even though he has nothing to say about political issues.
*Kacey asks Chris about things she found on the [[ED]] page.
*Chris totally doesn't drink [[cum]] anymore.
*Chris totally doesn't [[shit]] himself anymore.
*Chris totally isn't gullible anymore.
*Chris lies and says the last time he shat himself was THREE YEARS AGO.
*Chris tries to explain why he has so many fucking [[video game]] accounts.
*Chris whines that he only gets 200 out of his 800 a month, and spends 150 on video games.
*Chris was going to call someone about getting a job, "but then stress happened."
*Chris used credit cards to buy thousands of video games, parents are paying the bills.
*Chris doesn't know why he got a [[CADD]] degree, "I feel more comfortable with drawing da [[comics]] than with da buildings and da computers."
*Chris is sending printed-out [[Sonichu]] comics to Marvel, DC and Dark Horse; thinks they will hire him because he's "very popular."
*[[Mary Lee Walsh]] caused all of his problems.
*Chris is capable of surviving, cooking and doing laundry.
*Chris can't look for a job on the internet because he "doesn't know what to put into a search term."
*Kacey says Sonichu is fanfiction, Chris says it's parody.
*Chris lies that he'll look for a job where he works 10 hours a week, Kacey wants him to work 20, eventually he says okay to shut her up.
*Kacey tells him not to wear his [[medallion]] to the [[job]] interview and not to draw on the applications; Chris sadly agrees that he won't.
*Chris thanks Kacey for yelling at him.

==Part 1==

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| Stardate = 28 August 2009
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| previous = [[Kacey Call 3]]
| next = [[#Part 2|Part 2]]
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 '''Chris:''' Hello-o?
 '''Kacey:''' Hi! It's Kacey!
 '''Chris:''' Hey Kacey! How are you?
 '''Kacey:''' I'm good. Um, how are you? Um, are you doing better?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I'm feeling better, thank you. I was waiting for you to call me.
 '''Kacey:''' Well, you just said around 11 to 11:30, so I gave you a few extra, you know, minutes just in case.
 '''Chris:''' I see. Yeah, I know, that's cool. I appreciate that. But it's like, you know. Yeah, I mean- I mean no hurry, but I mean, like, you know. I was waiting for the pleasure of talking to you.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, uh, thank you. [nervous laugh]
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, so uh, okay, let me go and get my main questions I had written down in my little notebook out of the way. Um...
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, you have questions? Yeah, go ahead and ask them.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. Okay, this is an important one. You don't have any STD's, do you?
 '''Kacey:''' Chris, why would you ask me that?! Of course I don't!
 '''Chris:''' Okay, I'm sorry, I just-
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupts] I mean, you know I've only been with one person!
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, well, I mean, I just felt like I just had to ask anyway.
 '''Kacey:''' O...okay, that's just... WOW!
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, okay, I'm sorry, I guess I wasn't up... [unintelligible] that wasn't a very good opening topic, I know, I'm sorry. It's just the first one I had on my thing here.
 '''Kacey:''' Okay, well I hope the rest of the questions aren't that bad!
 '''Chris:''' Uh, no, yeah well here, here, we'll do a 180 right here, um, yeah, let's, I think we talked about your education background a little bit, you, uh, you said you had honor roll grades back in high school?
 '''Kacey:''' Yes, I was 4.0 all the way.
 '''Chris:''' Well that's good. Yeah, you got your diploma and all. Um, okay, did you, uh, ever get any, uh, awards? Um, like, you know right before graduation?
 '''Kacey:''' Um, yeah, like, um, I actually had a couple poems published, and um, I actually graduated with way more credits than I needed so I got a merit certificate.
 '''Chris:''' [enthralled] You got a merit certificate?
 '''Kacey:''' Yes.
 '''Chris:''' Hmm. Tell me about that, what does that do for you?
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, it just goes with your diploma, it just shows that you did way more than you needed to do - so, I got that, and you know, and I did like over 200 hours of community service, so, I got... It's just, it's just something that you... it doesn't really do anything, I mean, awards in high school are nothing, I mean, they don't really help you ever in your life.
 '''Chris:''' Hmm. Yeah, but it's like, you know the achievement, it just makes you feel better, you know, I wish I would've gotten an award for my creativity back in high school.
 '''Kacey:''' I mean, I guess, but high school really doesn't do anything for you so it's not a big deal.
 '''Chris:''' Uh, it does a lot more than you, does a lot more than you think though, you know, I mean it, it's like, uh, it definitely readies you a little more for the adult life, that you're gonna be leaving high school FOR.
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, but I mean nobody cares, they look at college all the time, college is way bigger of a deal.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, it is a big deal. I hear that.
 '''Kacey:''' Um, so, any other questions?
 '''Chris:''' Well, okay well yeah, we'll move onto the next one... hmm... yeah... Oh yeah, um, what's yo... uh, you drew, you drew your original Kacey in green ink, uh, it's that like, uh, gel ink?
 '''Kacey:''' Um, yeah, it is a gel pen actually, it's just one of the pens I use... for work.
 '''Chris:''' Oh, okay, you generally use a green ink pen, oh, that's... that's interesting.
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, I like to use different colors.
 '''Chris:''' Hm. [pause] All colors of the rainbow, right?
 '''Kacey:''' [laughs] Yeah, definitely.
 '''Chris:''' Hmm, now there's my colorful gal.
 '''Kacey:''' [laughs] Well, Chris, remember, I'm just your friend.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I know, I'm just saying, you know, I'm just trying to be creati... be clever.
 '''Kacey:''' [laughs] Okay, well, um, keep going with questions.
 '''Chris:''' Okay, hmm, do you like Sudoku? Doin' those Sudoku puzzles in the paper?
 '''Kacey:''' No, I actually don't like Sudoku, I'm really big into logic puzzles but I've never gotten into Sudoku, I don't like it.
 '''Chris:''' Well that's too bad. It's more on logic though, I mean, you know, you basically just put one through nine in the one box, and then divide compared to the other boxes, the whole big nine box...
 '''Kacey:''' Right, I know what it is, I just don't like it.
 '''Chris:''' Hmm, yeah, okay, well generally...
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupts] I'm more of a science person than a math person.
 '''Chris:''' Hmm, 'kay well you know you don't need math. I mean, it's like, okay, similarly you could do like Sudoku with like, the letters A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I. You could do letters A through I.
 '''Kacey:''' I guess, but I mean, I just really don't like it, so if we could move on to the next question, that'd be awesome.
 '''Chris:''' Well, okay. What's your favorite board game?
 '''Kacey:''' Um, my favorite board game? Um, I haven't really played any in a long time, actually, so I mean...
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, out of all the board games you've played?
 '''Kacey:''' Um, well the last thing I played was Catan.
 '''Chris:''' Catan? [Kacey: "Yes."] I've never heard of that one.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, you should look it up, you should Google it, it's a really awesome game.
 '''Chris:''' Okay, is that spelled with a K?
 '''Kacey:''' Um, no, it's C-A-T-A-N.
 '''Chris:''' Oh, KAY-tawn, okay.
 '''Kacey:''' Kuh-TAHN.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, alright... so my favorite board game yet... I got a little bit into Monopoly, but, I don't... yeah, I mean I can call it like my second favorite board game, um, [incoherent stammering] yeah, I guess, and plus, I mean, I have the original Sega Genesis cartridge, and you know, every once in a while I would play that, and I would beat the computer! [He seems proud of this.]
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, okay, cool... well, um, go ahead and keep going with the questions.
 '''Chris:''' Okay. Alright, well here's a fun one for you you might like. Did you have a favorite toy growing up?
 '''Kacey:''' A favorite toy? Um, yeah, my Easy-Bake Oven.
 '''Chris:''' Your Easy-Bake Oven?
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, I loved that Easy-Bake Oven.
 '''Chris:''' Hah. Yeah, I can understand... I can understand that. Hah. Make the little small things with the little light bulb, it's fun. Uh, my favorite toy is this little uh Fisher Price Transformer, it was like, you know, my first Transformer, so it's like, uh it's a little red indy racecar, that transforms into a robot, you actually gotta pop the guy's head in for the full transformation. [pause] So I was... yeah... yeah you'd have to see it to pretty much get it, but... I mean, if you look it up, look it up on the internet, I'm sure you can find pictures, yeah. It's a little- little red indy racecar.
 '''Kacey:''' Okay.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, Fisher Price... hmm... Oh and something else, I think, I feel like I can probably make you feel comfortable with, talkin' about, we can talk about some of your, uh, favorite pa- pa-litickal issues, or we can talk about your favorite episodes of House or The Office, and then uh, I'll just listen, and take it all in, and learn about you more as a friend, you know?
 '''Kacey:''' Okay, well, um, let's do polla... politic issues, why don't you start?
 '''Chris:''' Alright... heh... why don't I start. I mean, you know more about politics than I do... uh.... [pause, then frustrated sigh] I'm trying anyway, I'm trying to come up with a good political topic in my head right now.
 '''Kacey:''' Well, if you can't, I mean do you have any other questions?
 '''Chris:''' I mean, I just thought, you know... Okay, what's the most recent political thing that's, uh, you know, on your mind, now, at this point?
 '''Kacey:''' Um, probably health care, cause, you know, that's what I'm going to be doing.
 '''Chris:''' Oh, that's right, you're, uh, you're... [stammers] you're working towards getting your nurse degree. Out there.
 '''Kacey:''' Yup.
 '''Chris:''' Okay, um, we talked about that a little bit before... hmm... Yeah, let's see if I remember... yeah, I think you kind of agreed with me, with I said like, yeah... not everyone can afford healthcare, it's like you know... assist... and then yeah. Oh, yeah, you were... [Kacey starts talking over him]
 '''Kacey:''' Actually, Chris, I think you agreed with ME, because you didn't even know about reformed healthcare, you just knew about socialist healthcare.
 '''Chris:''' Hm. Yeah, that's true, I did, I did agree with you. And then you kind of agreed with you know, when I was talking about- about my father and me going down to Tom Perriello's office, and then he brought that up... but yeah, I was like agreeing with him at the time as well, but - Yeah and then you, when we talked about it, you kind of agreed with him too.
 '''Kacey:''' Right... well do you have any other questions? Cause there's something on my mind that I really need to - talk to you about.
 '''Chris:''' Oh! We could talk about that. What's up?
 '''Kacey:''' Okay, um, so you know all these trolls have been bothering me, right?
 '''Chris:''' Oh, yeah.
 '''Kacey:''' So I was talking to my aunt about it, she's a nurse too, and...

==Part 2==
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kfm03xCYBe8&feature=related|Kacey Call 4, Part 2]

 '''Kacey:''' ...you know she got really ''suspicious''. And, um, she Googled your name, and you know, some of the things that the trolls have been saying, I mean, I think they might be true, I mean what is, you know, it's disturbing, and it's making me really uneasy especially since, you know, you've said you - think about me to such a degree, and I mean, it's just like... I mean, I know you've talked about the ED site before, but I mean, is a lot of that true? Like, uh - why are you doing half those things in those videos? And, I thought you were anti-gay, and you're drinking your own cum?? It's gross! And it's just... it's bothering me!
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, okay yeah, that is a whole bunch of skeletons... that is a whole bunch of skeletons in my closet.
 '''Kacey:''' But I mean, why would you do that?! Do they make you do that?
 '''Chris:''' Uh, no... As for the uh... yeah... I pretty much volunteered myself to be doing that, cause it was like, you know, I considered it like recycling, so it's like, you know, I didn't have to lose it... and plus you know I read on the internet there was like health benefits [something unintelligible]
 '''Kacey:''' Health benefits of what, of doing that?!
 '''Chris:''' Yeah.
 '''Kacey:''' There's- there's- no real health benefits, those are all myths, I mean it doesn't help your hair, it doesn't help your nails, there's not enough protein in it. I mean, is that the whole reason you did it?
 '''Chris:''' Anyway, anyway, I've stopped... anyway, I've stopped doing that months ago.
 '''Kacey:''' Well that's GOOD, but, I mean, there's no point in doing it. I mean... I... I... I mean especially not if you were so anti-gay. I mean, it's just, I mean most people would see that and go, "Wow, this guy must be at least bisexual!"
 '''Chris:''' [sigh] Yeah, okay yeah, I can definitely see it from your point of view and I understand. [sigh] Yeah, but I take it like... you know... I learn from my mistakes, and... yeah... I've grown to the understanding and whatnot. Um, anyway, mostly other stuff like you know the posts... and the videos, and me drawing, you know, drawin' on my dick, and pictures of that, yeah...
 '''Kacey:''' Okay well, [Chris interjects saying "I was talking!"] Hey, no, no, let me go! Okay, another thing that really disturbed me is, apparently, you told these trolls that you, uh... That you shit yourself? I mean, what the hell, Chris?
 '''Chris:''' [in an odd falsetto] Ehh, I prettty much... yeah... I mean, I'm more in control of my bowel movements nowadays, and yeah, I... I do that less.
 '''Kacey:''' Well I mean... you're just... you're 27, I mean.... Do you just not make it to the bathroom? [amused] ...Or, or what?
 '''Chris:''' Uh... Yeah, I just, I just don't make it to the bathroom quickly enough.
 '''Kacey:''' [incredulous] Wh... h-how do you not know? Your body... gives you... you know... it lets you KNOW that... something... it's like, I mean... Like when was the last time it happened if you're so in control?
 '''Chris:''' Okay, the last time it happened... yeah it was like three years ago.
 '''Kacey:''' Three years ago?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah.
 '''Kacey:''' Well it said that it happened recently, so are these lies?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah they're, yeah they, yeah I would say they are exaggerating those. If it happened recently those are lies.
 '''Kacey:''' Okay, okay but - [Chris repeats 'the last time I' over and over] you've got to see that all this stuff is disturbing to me.
 '''Chris:''' Hmm. Yeah I can, I can, I can relate to that. I can understand how you feel. Yeah. I- I would be uneasy too if I was, if I wasn't myself and I was reading that, you know, about myself or... Yeah. Hm - oh yeah, most of the information they got on that ED page... [silence] It's like conned out of me, they conned out of me from pretending to be the past women I've talked to like Blanca... Weiss or uh...
 '''Kacey:''' Okay but you can't blame other people. I mean, those people aren't near you; you can't say that they made you give them those videos. I mean what- [Chris tries to interrupt] -were you thinking? I mean, this is why your parents are mad at you right now!
 '''Chris:''' Yeah plus I was more gullible back then. And I'm, [sheepish] I've been less gullible for the past few months. And now. [long silence] I've learned from my mistakes. I'm working on these things and I'm moving on from - I'm moving on and trying to put all that behind me. And plus, I've, I've got a responsible detective, uh, up in the FBI to take, to help, to help to towards the down-taking of the website and the downfall of the trolls.
 '''Kacey:''' Okay, but still, Chris, I mean, Chris you need to understand this stuff is kind of disturbing, and I mean like, okay look, like - I mean, like stuff you ''do'' in real life. Like, if most people touched me as much as you did, I would've gone off with them, but I mean, I'm trying to be polite because I know you have difficulties, and I mean that you, like you say "slow-in-the-mind", but I mean, you've gotta understand you can't keep doing this shit.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I understand that... [pause] I understand that.
 '''Kacey:''' And besides, you keep saying that the cops don't care about things. I mean, you've really gotta let some of this stuff ''go''! I mean, I mean don't be slow-in-the-mind with that! I mean, if they don't care they're not - they're never gonna help you, and even just one lone detective isn't gonna be able to do anything!
 '''Chris:''' [long silence] Yeah... Yeah also I did go to Tom Periello a little about that and talk to him about that.
 '''Kacey:''' Well, I mean, what exactly is he gonna ''do''? [Talking over Chris] And I mean, I mean like, what about all your counselors at church? I mean, do they know all this? Do they know this stuff?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, they know, yeah they, more or less, uh, know about what's been going on in the ED page, yeah. I mean ne- I mean, the people - I mean, between my pastor Elizabeth and… my pastoral counselor [[Rocky Shoemaker|Rocky]], uh yeah, they're ashamed with the, the church and all that being… on the internet and being put on the ED page and being slandered around in that sense. [pause] And I mean, yeah, I've been relating with that as well, and... It's just one of the things I try not to think - that's just one of the bad pieces, that like you know. I mean, I'm not ignorant, I know about it, I understand it, I just can't- [Kacey interrupts here]
 '''Kacey:''' But Chris, okay, there was a ''video'' of you humping a [[PlayStation 3]]! [laughing] What the ''hell''?
 '''Chris:''' [stammering] I was - I was blackmailed into that. By, uh…
 '''Kacey:''' But the - how were they blackmailing you? These people are on the internet! How are they blackmailing you? [Chris tries to interrupt] You - they - they're not going to do anything to you!
 '''Chris:''' Okay- okay, Kacey, yeah, this happened like a month ago but like… two months ago. About one - about over a… Yeah I'd say, yeah, closer to two months now. Uh, anyway yeah, this person [[Jack Thaddeus]] got hold of the majority of my [[PlayStation Network]] accounts, including my main- my main American one, my secondary American one, and my, and my import accounts, including my Japan, Hong Kong and Spain-
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupts] Wait wait wait, you were doing this over a PlayStation account? ''That's'' what all this was about?
 '''Chris:''' Not just one but the whole- but the, but the majority, a whole bunch of my accounts- [Kacey cuts him off]
 '''Kacey:''' It's [[List of Chris's games|'''video games''']]! It's - oh my gosh, you could've easily called them and they would've understood, I mean… It's video games, [Chris tries to interrupt] you were letting them get to you that bad over a video game?!
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, okay - [Kacey cuts him off again]
 '''Kacey:''' '''Chris'''! Think about what you're ''doing''!
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, okay, okay Kacey. Before that- before I made- before th- that video happened, let me give you the - let me start from the beginning here.
 '''Kacey:''' No, no! You're - you did this for a video game? It doesn't matter what they did. These are nameless people behind a computer screen. They're not gonna do anything ''to'' you! Uh-h You did this- you're giving them all this stuff over a video game! [pause] I mean, you need to grow up!
 '''Chris:''' [moaning] Kacey, I'm- I'm- I'm talking Kacey, please. Uh, let me start from the beginning - Okay, Jack Thaddeus got hold of my Playstation Network accounts, and uh, then I tried - then I called up - like, called the American Playstation company, and uh, got both of my American accounts back but I was put on a one-month ban because they considered it like, gamesharing, and that was my - my third strike against me on that. And they're like, you know, next time it might be permanent.
 '''Kacey:''' Okay, then cut your losses. Is it really worth it? Is it worth having this on the internet for the rest of your life over an account on a ''PS3''?
 '''Chris:''' [moaning again] Yeah, there's a- [sighs] You know, your may contain[?] more about how the accounts are linked, like you know, the PlayStation titles and the titles that go to - that can be copied to the PSP -
 '''Kacey:''' It doesn't matter, it's a video game! You cut your losses and you tell them "Fine, take it!" Then, I mean, then - it's not worth it!
 '''Chris:''': I put better than two thousand dollars on my main American account-
 '''Kacey:''' Whoa, WHOA! You've spent two thousand dollars on video games!? Why would you EVER spend that much on video games? What did you get?!
 '''Chris:''' Plus, and plus this was over the course of like, two, three years.
 '''Kacey:''' [Talking over Chris] I haven't spent that much on video games in two to three years! [laughing]
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, ehh, I didn't have a girlfriend....
 '''Kacey:''' Even if it's two years, it's a thousand dollars a year! It doesn't matter if you have a girlfriend or not. That- that's insane! That's like those people who play Halo all the time. And they do nothing!
 '''Chris:''' [long pause before sigh] Anyway, getting back to - anyway, getting back to - getting back on track here. Yeah, I got my American accounts back. I had trouble tryin' to get back my Japan, and my Spain which those are important to me 'cause- [unintelligible]
 '''Kacey:''' Why would you- why would you even have that many accounts? Isn't an American account just good enough? And, okay-

==Part 3==

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkaS7XlDQR0&NR=1|Kacey Call 4, Part 3]

 '''Chris:''' [splutters incoherently as Kacey continues to talk] I like getting- I- you- Kacey, I like getting imports. [stress sigh]
 '''Kacey:''' How would they be able to get all of them? Okay, but why would they be able to get all of them at ONCE? I mean, did you make them all the same password? I mean, all those- okay, you can't have that many accounts, that's like fraud and stuff!
 '''Chris:''' [Sigh] Okay, well-
 '''Kacey:''' Just I mean- how did they- how did they get them?
 '''Chris:''' Okay, personally I had like, a multiple number of email addresses, and uh- multip- uh, different passwords for all of them. Uh, upon the reaching of that for Jack Thaddeus, I sh- I pretty much, uh- Kim, a- Kim asked me to uh, share the- uh, for me to share the inf- share my Playstation information with her, 'cause she has a Playstation 3 and-
 '''Kacey:''' [Interrupts, furious] Are you blaming Kim?! [Chris tries to talk] Are you saying it's Kim's fault?
 '''Chris:''' No, no, I'm not- no, no, it's not Kim's fault, and she and I talked about this before. But anyway, she had to- I had told her the uh- the uh, information and the- the uh, the usernames and the passwords for the majority, and then she uh-
 '''Kacey:''' Okay, Chris, Chris? You know what, okay let's go back to something-
 '''Chris:''' Instead of my-
 '''Kacey:''' Hey, hey. Hey! HEY! CHRIS! [She shouts over him to get his attention] Let's go back to something. You said you spent over $2000. Okay. You are on an income, which taxpayers like myself, pay. How much do you spend on video games a WEEK?
 '''Chris:''' [Sigh] I'm not sure.
 '''Kacey:''' Okay. You can't even keep track of that. What gives you the right to take that money, and to spend $2000 of it on video games? Where- that- I mean, I can't even buy myself video games, so why should I pay for you to just spend your money on all this?
 '''Chris:''' Most of my income goes- goes towards my family. Uh, paying them a monthly rent of $250, they've gone twice [unintelligible] the bills...
 '''Kacey:''' [Talking over him] No, that doesn't matter! That doesn't matter! It doesn't matter what you pay like that.
 '''Chris:''' I pay- I, I only get like two- I only get like 200 out my 800 a MONTH.
 '''Kacey:''' Then WHY would you spend that much on games? That makes even LESS sense! I mean, okay, with these games that you spent so much money on, how much do you even PLAY them a week? How much do you even play them?
 '''Chris:''' [Long pause] On a near daily basis.
 '''Kacey:''' All of them? [Disbelieving] All 2000 dollars?
 '''Chris:''' [Pause] The majority of it, yes.
 '''Kacey:''' Okay, I find that hard to believe. I mean, and even if you were, don't you think maybe, you should be- like, like you were talking about getting a job! Like, how are you gonna be able to do that, and playing all these games at once? You should be, uh, I mean, like have you even done anything MORE besides going to the Social Security office?
 '''Chris:''' [Pause, sigh] Yeah. I was gonna call Mr. Will yesterday and find out more about that working ticket, but unfortunately, uh, yeah- yeah, today is still Friday. I was gonna call him today, but then the [[stress]] happened yesterday, and I had to take the emotional day today. I just didn't feel up to making the call today, and-
 '''Kacey:''' Chris! Then how are you ever gonna work? How are you ever gonna work? You can't just have emotional days like that. I mean, you either work or you don't. I mean, you've gotta grow up a little!
 '''Chris:''' I n- I- I've been growing up! I've been growing up. It's just so mu- it's just a- a whole lot for me to think about.
 '''Kacey:''' Well, this is why your parents are mad at you! I can ''see'' why they're mad at you! [Chris sighs deeply] I mean, do they even know you spent that much on video games? And that you just like- I- I- I'd- oh my gosh! [Chris sighs] I mean, I don't- I didn't want to go in to work today, and I went in! I didn't want to go to school today, and I went! And I mean, and I've been having problems with sinuses, and- I mean- come on!
 '''Chris:''' [Sigh] I, I mean- I mean, if I did have a job, and all that, uh, so many complications. I, uh, when I got my Social Security at first- I was, at first I, you know, like, I think it was about-
 '''Kacey:''' [talks over him] Chris, Chris, if you-
 '''Chris:''' [keeps talking] Two thousand two or three-
 '''Kacey:''' -really only get 200 dollars a month, how did you GET all that money for those video games? Did you steal it?
 '''Chris:''' I get 800- for your information, no. For your information, I get 800 dollars a month.
 '''Kacey:''' No, but you said you only get- you just said you only get 200 out of it 'cause your parents TAKE the rest. I mean, so, how did you- I mean, that would have taken you a long time, and, and that's if you've never spent any other money on anything but video games. Where did you get that money?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, well, I-
 '''Kacey:''' Be honest.
 '''Chris:''' It, it, it did come out of the, uh, remaining 200. I spend like 100, 150 out of that per month.
 '''Kacey:''' There's no way you could have mathematically have done that and only spent your 200 on video games. Where did you get the rest of that money, and please be honest with me.
 '''Chris:''' [Sigh] Uh, between credit car- between credit cards and- [Unintelligible, says something about his mother]
 '''Kacey:''' You have credit cards? Are they yours? [Gasps] You took your parents' credit cards for video games??
 '''Chris:''' No, no, not my parents', they were my own credit cards. I actually applied for those. They had my name on 'em.
 '''Kacey:''' Why would you ''do'' that? [Long pause] You- you don't have a-
 '''Chris:''' I'm a dreamer! (?)
 '''Kacey:''' No, that doesn't matter, but you need to be smart about it! You don't have a job! I mean, you've gotta be in so much debt!
 '''Chris:''' [Sigh] Yeah well, you know, but-
 '''Kacey:''' Chris, how are you gonna get this family you want if you have all this debt? I mean, and how do you pay off the credit cards?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, fortunately my- my father and my mother have decided to help me out there. They're paying my credit card bills and I'm paying them back.
 '''Kacey:''' And you think they're gonna be there forever? You think they're always going to clean up after your mistakes?
 '''Chris:''' No, no, I know they're not gonna clean up after my mistakes forever. And I- I'm not gonna make those mistakes again.
 '''Kacey:''' I don't know, Chris. This has given me a lot to think about.
 '''Chris:''' [Sigh] Well, if you want to talk-
 '''Kacey:''' Maybe if you just would've not tried to be so serious, like I asked, I mean just, you know, ba- but, I, you know, I had to get- I- this whole thing is just so suspicious.
 '''Chris:''' [Sigh] Eh- wait a minute, this whole thing?
 '''Kacey:''' Just everything! Everything that I- that I've been getting! In these emails! [Chris tries to talk] Everything my aunt found! [Chris sighs] Come on, don't act like you don't know what we're talking about. [Chris begins talking over her] You know that the trolls have been trolling me.
 '''Chris:''' I d- I do. I, I, I know, but- I know what we're talking about. I'm just processing it and remembering in my head.
 '''Kacey:''' I know but I mean, you said you had a degree, right? So um, why aren't you doing anything with it? Like, when I get mine, I mean, I'm getting my PhD. I'm gonna be getting over $100,000 a year. What're YOU gonna be able to do? You've gotta THINK about that.
 '''Chris:''' [Sigh] Look, my father tol- my father enc- encouraged me to get the- to go to a- computer drafting and design degree, he encouraged me to go to college in the first place!
 '''Kacey:''' Then why aren't you using it?
 '''Chris:''' I mean- because I don't know! I don't know how. I, I mean- I don't- I, I, I, I...
 '''Kacey:''' You apply for a job that says you need this degree!
 '''Chris:''' I know I have the compu- a drafting and design degree and certificate, I've been taught that- that- I'd have to build buildings and whatever on the computer, about that-
 '''Kacey:''' So why don't you do that instead of making a resume that has Sonichu and Rosechu on it? I know they're in a very important part of your life, but you could actually go do something.
 '''Chris:''' [Sigh] Because, I just, uh- I just feel more comfortable with drawing the comics and the cartoons than I do with the, uh- with just the, uh- with just the buildings and the computers and whatnot.
 '''Kacey:''' Okay, well you know what? Well I feel a lot better drawing and doing, you know, singing and stuff than I do waitressing, but you know what? I have to be a productive member of society, and I have to go out and do my job every freaking day whether I rather be home talking to my friends, or going shopping, or doing whatever.
 '''Chris:''' [After a long pause] I see.
 '''Kacey:''' I mean, my aunt has done factual independent research, and found out a lot of these things are true that she found out. On her own. [Chris sighs] I mean, you can't-
 '''Chris:''' [Trying to interrupt] I keep feeling-
 '''Kacey:''' -always blame everything with the trolls and ED.
 '''Chris:''' Okay, yeah, I'll admit that, you know, some of the things in the ED are true, but you know, they just take it and they-
 '''Kacey:''' [Talking over Chris] Yes, I know that, I just told you that!
 '''Chris:''' -they warp it around! They sla- they make it worse. They're rewording it.
 '''Kacey:''' But Chris, she has been able to verify this information in other places. I just said that it wasn't all ED.
 '''Chris:''' [Sigh] I... [unintelligible]
 '''Kacey:''' You need to start taking responsibility! I mean, I don't think anyone I know wants to stay in their job the whole time but I mean, I mean don't you wanna be a productive member of society? Don't you want- don't you want to go through your own potential? Maybe Sonichu and Rosechu isn't doing it right now, maybe you need to get your foot in the door first.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I'm working on getting my foot in the door. I'm gonna buy a new co- I'm gonna buy new a printer/scanner/copier next week, I'm gonna print out-
 '''Kacey:''' For what? How is that gonna help you with your- with your CAD degree? How is that gonna help you utilize something that you went to school for?
 '''Chris:''' I'm going to print out copies of my number 0 book and then some, to send to Marvel, Dark Horse, and Archie comics with my resume, so then Sonichu and Rosechu books could be actually made to get me paper published, and the merchandise to follow, the video games and all that, so-
 '''Kacey:''' What if that doesn't work? What's your safety net? What if that doesn't work? [Pause, Chris sighs] Chris, loo- look at Sonichu. It- it's not bad, but what if they don't like it? I mean, it's nothing like, you know, like any other comic books I've seen, and I mean, you- you hijack your own- your own comic and make it about you.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, that's true. But still, I mean, at least I have a worldwide fanbase, I'm very popular! I mean, that's even more than enough for any comic book company to uh, want to- want to accept me, and uh, let me work for them.
 '''Kacey:''' Well, even if you have a fanbase, you know, they have- they, they don't go- they just aren't gonna-

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