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Sonic Boom Protests

2014-12-15T00:25:50Z

Stevo the Human: Added an intro

While everyone else was posting on Facebook about less important political concerns like widespread police brutality and sexism in the video game community, Chris decided to devote all of his protesting power on Sega's decision to '''make Sonic's arms blue''' in their latest game in the series. He is so passionate about this apparent defamation of his favorite video game character that he has gone so far as to write letters to Sega, write angry tirades in his Facebook moods, and even [[Death threats|threaten the lives]] of Sega employees. No word yet on whether or not he will boycott Sonic Boom or just buy the games and watch the show like the consumerist lemming he is.

{{Incomplete}}

===E-mail to SEGA===
On 12 [[December 2014]], Chris contacted SEGA Customer Service via e-mail about Sonic's blue arms. <ref>http://cwckiforums.com/threads/2014-dec-12-chriss-e-mail-to-sega.6462/</ref>

{{quoteboxgreen|'''Ticket #137668: SONIC'S ARMS ARE. NOT BLUE!!!:'''
Hello,

Thank you for contacting Sega of America Customer Service. Your request (#137668) has been received, and is being reviewed by our support staff. Response times may vary, but typically you will hear back from us within the same business day. Our agents are on hand from 9AM to 5PM Pacific Standard Time, Monday through Friday (with the exception of US national holidays). Requests received over the weekend will be answered the following Monday.

To review the status of this request and add additional comments, follow the link below:

http://help.sega.com/requests/137668

You may also reply via email.}}
{{quotebox|
'''Chrischansonichu, Nov 20 00:07:'''
Listen, I DID NOT contact you initially with the message there. That was a HeXBox -Loving INTERNET TROLL PRETENDING TO BE ME.

But since I have your attention now, I will bring it up directly with you now. MONTHS NOW, Sonic's Arms Being Blue has SERIOUSLY BEEN BOTHERING ME! They have caused me sensory overload Every Time I see them! They Have To Be Changed Back Now!!! I have contacted SEGA via their Facebook page, as well as the Sonic the Hedgehog Facebook page. Please see attached screen cap photos.

PLEASE RECALL EVERYTHING SONIC BOOM RIGHT NOW AND CHANGE HIS ARM COLOUR BACK!!! Or I will Do Worse!!!

I am still Very Pissed Off that no one has Fixed the Monstrosity that is Changing Sonic's Arm Color! I am Boycotting the Sonic Boom Games and TV Show and the Toys, minus the two I bought to illustrate my point, and everything else of it.

FIX SONIC'S ARM COLOR NOW, or I CONTINUE TO RANT, RAVE, BOYCOTT AND COMPLAIN!!!!

SERIOUSLY!!! IF I FIND EITHER SONIC BOOM GAME ON ANY SHELVES IN THE STORES, WITH SONIC'S ARMS STILL BLUE, I WILL BE GOING SOO FUCKING CRAZY TO PREVENT EVERYONE FROM SEEING THE BLUE ARM MONSTROSITY!!!

DO YOU HEAR ME, SEGA?! I WOULD TOTALLY BOYCOTT A N CHANNEL AND ENCOURAGE EVERYONE ELSE TO DO THAT AS WELL!!!

WISE UP NOW AND RECALL EVERYTHING SONIC BOOM NOW, and maybe I would close the group and the petition and give y'all my money as well.

AND THIS IS MORE THAN JUST SOFTWARE UPDATES!!! YOU RECALL ALL OF THE WIIU AND 3DS GAMES, AND CHANGE THE ARM COLOURS IN THE GAME INSERTS, AND CHANGE THE ARM COLOURS IN THE INITIAL SOFTWARE DISCS AND CARTRIDGES, PRE-UPDATE!!!

AND PULL THE CARTOON AND CHANGE THE ARM COLOURS IN EVERY SINGLE EPISODE OF THE N SHOW!

AND RECALL ALL OF THE SONIC PLUSHES AND FIGURES FROM THE STORES, AND CHANGE HIS ARM COLOUR ON EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM AS WELL!!!

DO IT ALL NOW, OR THERE WILL BE SERIOUS SENSORY DAMAGE AND THEN SOME HELL TO PAY!!! }}

===References===
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User:Stevo the Human

2014-12-08T01:33:14Z

Stevo the Human: work on Chris and Acting article

Just helping out and trying not to make a big mess. When I'm not trying to decipher Chris' pseudo-English, I'm usually making videos or playing Touhou and Genesis, SNES and PS1 games.

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{{Observer}} ゆっくりしていってね！！！
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==WIP ARTICLE: Chris and Acting==
Like [[Chris and cinematography|many]] [[Chris and Writing|other]] [[Chris and music|creative]] [[Chris and Art|arts]], Chris has done a share of attempts at '''acting.''' Unfortunately, it's very hard to tell whether or not he is.

==Technique==
Most competent actors will put forth a great amount of effort into their profession. Performance artists spend endless hours practicing their performance repeatedly ad nauseam. Actors given complex roles would research the lifestyle of the character and muster their own rendition to become in front of a crowd or camera. Chris just wings any acting he tries in one try. If there's any flubbing or unintended moves or any error at all, it's all in the final cut. Clearly, Chris has never heard of filming multiple takes and picking out the best content for the final product.

{{incomplete}}
==Film==

==Performance art==

==Voice Acting==
(This will probably have the most elaboration by me, for I have a very deep interest in voice acting. Also, I needa vent about Chris' bad voice-acting.)

Just like live-action, Chris goes into voice acting with blind bravado, thinking that everything he does is infallible and will convince people the world over.

Impersonation is a specialty in acting, especially in voice-acting, that involves replicating or imitating another individual, real or fictional, usually for comedic purposes. Whenever Chris impersonates someone else, the imitation is usually straight-up inaccurate. With no change in voice to sound like the individual in mind,[[Chris and cosplay|shoddy wardrobe design]], and misinformation and failure to do research, Chris' "impersonations" come off as simply him being more annoying than usual. When he impersonated [[DivineTrial|Divine from Pink Flamingos]], he spoke simply in his regular voice, but with a higher pitch, a much higher pitch than Divine to boot. In one of his [[CWC 3D Voice Check|Flipnote Hatena animations]], he impersonated several famous fictional characters, albeit crudely.

Chris' [[Videobooks]] also feature his voice acting talents whenever he reads off a line of dialogue in whatever comic he is showing on the camera.

There is his infamous impersonation of [[Donald Duck]], which anyone who has heard it describes it as an auditory nightmare.

==Is Chris an elaborate act?==
Short answer: no, he's really that much of an incorrigible moron.

Maggie Thomas call

2013-07-05T23:22:09Z

Stevo the Human: I tried transcribing it. Hoo boy, is it hard to make out Chris.

The '''Maggie Thomas call''' was made in [[September 2009]], and this led to the [[10 September 2009]] video. The audio was leaked in 14 [[May 2013]] by whispsonichu on the [[CWCki Forums]].

{{quotebox|I only ever confessed to this once on /cwc/ in a thread about missed moments of Christory and I've been hanging onto the file ever since and I thought I'd finally get around to sharing it. Don't get too excited though, it's not brilliant.

Some backstory, back in 2009 Chris posted this video: http://sonichu.com/cwcki/10_September_2009 - which was basically my fault. I'd called Chris posing as a freelance journalist writing an article about internet celebrities for a European gaming magazine, because I can't do accents at all and I doubt I'd even be able to fool Chris with my terrible impersonation of an American accent.

I'd left a voice message on his answer phone saying I'd call back at a certain time because they hadn't picked up the phone, I called back at that time, but again they hadn't answered and the video was posted the next day.

When I finally managed to get hold of Chris, we spoke over the phone once and exchanged a few emails. I didn't have a big trolling plan or anything, I just wanted to maybe get a shout out in a video or even better, in the comics, but Chris being Chris, he stopped replying, this may have been because at the time he was still answering [[mailbag]] questions and getting a lot of emails and I wasn't aware of this at the time, as none of us knew until the audio files were released well after the event, but Chris was still talking to [[Kacey]] at the time too, so he was preoccupied with that.

The gist of it is, I spoke to Chris, asked him a few basic questions, was fairly sympathetic and offered condolences about cyber bullies just being jealous of him and the like, he put Bob on the phone and [[Bob]] asked me questions about England and if I knew the song [[Wikipedia:Knees Up Mother Brown|Knees up mother brown]]. Chris was actually quite funny and charming, for Chris, I think it was because he was on his best behaviour. There was a funny exchange between Bob and Chris where Bob said something like "Can you do that, Christian?" and Chris said, "Yes I can, Robert" and it tickled me.

Chris asked me to send a picture of myself so I sent him a picture of a friend of mine who had no internet presence at all, but I had a bunch of pictures of, he said "I" was pretty, I also sent an mp3 of 'Knees up mother brown' for Bob, which he thanked me for.

So this is the audio file of that conversation, however it's pretty messed up. At the time I thought I had a really bad bout of flu, but I actually had swine flu. Bob asked me about it as I'd explained I had the flu, it wasn't until a day or two after this I found out I had full blown swine flu and it was pretty bad. Because my head was swimming with flu, I hadn't set the recording settings properly and you can barely hear Bob and Chris, you would probably be best putting on headphones and turning the volume right up.

I have no idea how to edit audio files, but someone a bit more tech savvy might be able to boost the volume on those parts, but you can kinda hear Chris and Bob a little bit, but mostly it's me being very wheezy and sniffly and breathing heavily.

It's only about 20 minutes long, because of the time difference I'd had to call Chris at like 3am my time and I was incredibly tired and ill. I had tried to arrange a second call, as I'd told him in an email that I had messed up the audio due to being ill, but I never managed to do so due to the lack of replies from Chris.

You can download the audio file here: http://www.mediafire.com/?5vmporbjya6qmyq I've relistened to it a couple of times, it is hard to make out Chris and Bob, but you can hear some stuff, Bob told me about how and where he met Barb, during the call too.}}

==Audio==
<center>
{{Infobox/Audiofile
| name = Maggie Thomas call
| audio = {{#ev:youtube|AdnDlDlt4Ik}}
| Stardate = September 2009
| Featuring = [[Chris]]; [[Bob]]; Maggie Thomas
| Saga = [[PS3]]
| previous =
| next =
}} </center>

==Transcript==
[''heavy breathing, dialling tone''] 
'''Maggie:''' Hello, is this Mr. Chandler? 
'''Bob:''' Yes ... [inaudible] Christian's father. 
'''Maggie:''' Oh, hello, um, I was wanting to speak to Christian about maybe doing an interview for ''PlayMag'', which is the UK [[PlayStation]] magazine. 
'''Bob:''' Then you'll have to get him on the line. [inaudible] 
'''Maggie:''' OK, thank you very much. 
'''Bob:''' [inaudible] talk 
'''Maggie:''' I have. I did send him an e-mail from my e-mail account, I'm not sure if you got it, so I- Thought about leaving my email address. 

{{Transcription}}

'''Chris:''' 

==External link==
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?5vmporbjya6qmyq Download]
{{FanChats}}

[[Category:Trolling]]
[[Category:Phone calls]]
[[Category:PS3 Saga]]

Cakefarts

2012-02-26T04:27:50Z

Stevo the Human: Embedding an audio-only version of the video

{{Honest}}
{{Quote|What the Hell am I doin' here?|Chris}}

'''Cakefarts''' (leaked as ''fyfdriryjehvsdthyjvdj.mp4 [SaveYouTube.com]'') is a video leaked on 25 [[February 2012]] in which Chris sits his naked ass on a [[Chris and money|$9]] [[Obesity|chocolate cake]] for [[Jackie]]'s amusement.

==Video==

{{Infobox/video
| name = Cakefarts
| video = {{#ev:youtube|1heDIzvEPl0}}
| stardate =
| subject =
| style = {{Crazy}}
| saga = {{Jackie}} {{Tomgirl}}
| shirt = Blue tank top
| previous =
| next =
}}

=== Transcript ===

Heeey Jackie-pie! Mmm. You know what I like da most? Cake farts.

''Chris proceeds to finger the cake, followed by licking his digit''

Mmm. Let's get this done.

''Chris has the words [[Random-access humor|"AWESOME SAUCE"]] written in barely legible script on his ass. One of the E's is the wrong way around, and there is [[Fail|scribbled out attempt]] at writing the word awesome.''

''[Unintelligible]''... Sauce... There it is: Sauce. A dance! Is dance! Doin' a dance. Doo wop doo. [[Random-access humor|Drink a monkey monkey]] and ''[unintelligible]''

''Chris flails about like a retard in order to make his deformed [[duck|dick]] jiggle.''

Let's do this.

''Performs the act for which the video is named''

What the hell am I doing here? ''Finishes smearing ass with [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|chocolate cake]]'' What the hell am I doing? I paid 9 American dollar for this cake. That's a lotta yen. Kawaii! Bye, Japan.

==See also==

{{Sweetheart Videos}}
[[Category:Leaked videos]]

Talk:Cakefarts

2012-02-26T04:25:51Z

Stevo the Human:

There is no video posted, does anyone have it? --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 20:04, 25 February 2012 (PST)
: There's a video on YouTube with just audio, because the visual content is NSFW. I think that would be a good place to post that. Otherwise, for the trolls more curious and with their barf bags ready, they would like a download link to the video proper. -[User:Stevo the Human|Stevo the Human] 22:26, 25 February 2012 (CST)

Who's Your Brony?

2012-02-26T04:12:36Z

Stevo the Human: A rough draft of transcribing the videos. Holy hell, is this hard to do between trying to figure out what he's saying through the ridiulous falsetto and the lewdness. Please clean up this edit.

{{Honest}}

'''Who's Your Brony?''' is a pair of videos ('''gvfioeqnguvfieqrav (1)''' and '''hcyrejetuikyfdfmynbgr (2)''') leaked on 25 [[February 2012]] in which Chris has sex with the [[Jackie]] sex doll while saying "Who's your [[My Little Pony|Brony]]?" Like [[For Julie's Eyes Only]], but less horrifying because he stays clothed. Chris then shows us his "tattoos".

==Videos==
===Sexy time===
{{Infobox/video
| name = Who's Your Brony? 1
| video = {{#ev:youtube|p23-_rWJ2Ag}}
| stardate =
| subject = {{Sex}}
| style = {{Crazy}}
| saga = {{Jackie}} {{Tomgirl}}
| shirt = Green T-shirt
| previous =
| next =
}}

==== Transcript ====

Okkey-dokey: For you, Jackie-pie, I show you my cutie mark on my better... mini-skirt.

[Turns his derriere to the camera.]

I've a fir on CG? (indecipherable) that puzzle piece is for autism! I has these, I had these put here for weeks! So I pretty much was one step from hangies(?) there.

And now, for the sex.

[Chris proceeds to hump the blowup doll.]

Yeah. Who's your brony? Who's your brony? Whooo's your brony? Yeah, Jackie! Who's your brony? Yeah, Jackie, take it form here! C'mon, Jackie, you take it form you eyehole(?), miss!

All day long, (mumbling)

[Chris switches to doggy-style position.]

Who's your brony? Who's your brony? Who's your brony, Jackie-Pie?

Who's your brony? Who's your brony? Who's your brony? I'm your brony, Jackie-Pie! I'll be your brony all day long!

[Chris and the doll change positions.]

Who's your brony? I'm your brony,

[Chris fakes an orgasm.]

UUUUGH! Delicious!
===Tat Ass===
{{Infobox/video
| name = Who's Your Brony? 2
| video = {{#ev:youtube|N1r6lyA5kaI}}
| stardate =
| subject = {{Sex}}
| style = {{Crazy}}
| saga = {{Jackie}} {{Tomgirl}}
| shirt = Green T-shirt
| previous =
| next =
}}

==== Transcript ====

Oopsie-doodles! I could not deviate a fever!

[Chris lifts his skirt.]

Hope that's good enough! Thank you very much, I love you, Jackie pie!

{{Sweetheart Videos}}
[[Category:Leaked videos]]

DeviantART

2012-02-14T20:44:39Z

Stevo the Human:

{{quote|This account will mainly be used to get in touch with [[Good Fan Art|choice Fan Artists]].|~ Cwcipedia dA Journal, on why the comments are disabled in all of Chris's pictures.}}

'''deviantART''' is a large online art community where artists can host their artwork, and receive comments and critique from fellow artists and art appreciators. Being one of the most popular amateur art websites in the world, deviantART attracts the best and the worst of us. Especially the worst. In the [[Troll|trolling]] world, deviantART is notorious as a den for ''[[Sonic]]'' [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon|recolors]] and [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|poorly drawn furry porn]], so it's no surprise that [[Chris]] became a member.

== Chris's deviantART accounts ==

* [http://sonichusite.deviantart.com/ SonichuSite] — Banned for a kinda nebulously defined failure, likely the blatant pornography from [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]]. In his next account's Journal, Chris said he [[Chris and Remorse|has no idea why he was banned]]. Reading comprehension is apparently not part of [[Honor Roll|the most prestigious reaches of American education]].
* [http://cwcipedia.deviantart.com/ Cwcipedia] — Registered sometime before [[CWCipedia]]'s downtime, and Chris used it as his primary breathing hole over the long outage. The account was banned in 28 [[August 2009]] for evasion of the previous ban and posting erotic artwork featuring underage characters (which is to say, [[Rosechu]]'s washing machine pic from [[Sonichu 9|Episode #20]] — it was actually deleted before the account was banned completely).
* [http://sonichuchrischan.deviantart.com/ SonichuChrisChan] — Assuming this is not a troll or impostor, Chris's current account. For now, the account has uploaded selected episodes in the Sonichu comic as well as complained about receiving criticism. It might be only a matter of time before this account gets banned along with its predecessors.

== Chris's use of deviantART ==
As in the case of [[YouTube]] and [[Wikipedia]], Chris really doesn't understand the point of the website, and all of the finer community aspects of the website flew right over his head. He regarded deviantART as a place to dump his images into, disabled comments, and completely disregarded all comments he received through his userpage. His stated goal was to "''get in touch with choice Fan Artists,''" but with his usual attitude of "I post images, others listen," we have no idea how this would have worked. In other words, Chris operated just like many other ''Sonic'' recolorists who ended up on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], only that he didn't even allow ''praising'' comments to be posted.

== True and Honest Fans ==
In CWCipedia's [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Communities Communities] page, Chris listed [http://sonichufanclub.deviantart.com/ SonichuFanclub] as an officially sanctioned ''[[Sonichu]]'' dA community. All signs point out that the community is ''most certainly'' run by the [[True and Loyal Fanbase]] ''*winkwinknudgenudgesaynomore*''.

{{CWCipedia}}

[[Category:Websites]]
[[Category:Chris's websites]]

February 2012

2012-02-14T20:37:41Z

Stevo the Human:

'''February [[2012]]''' will see Chris's thirtieth birthday.
[[Image:1328397527051.jpg|thumb|right|Chris is not amused.]]

==Events==
*5 February - Chris is spotted in a [[Chris and Fashion|Goodwill]] and publishes new photos on his [[Facebook]] account.
*10 February - The DeviantART account SonichuChrisChan ( http://sonichuchrischan.deviantart.com/ ) opens. This is likely to be CWC himself.
*11 February - Chris change his [[voicemail greeting]]...again.
*22 February - The Playstation Vita is released. The likelihood of Chris getting one for his birthday? 99.999999999996%
*24 February - Chris [[Birthday|turns thirty]]([[Chris and Health|!]]).
{{Timeline}}

User talk:Reimu H

2012-01-02T09:48:12Z

Stevo the Human:

I love you, Reimu. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 21:58, 29 July 2010 (UTC)

So did you end up being a stripper, like you said in the Mailbag? --[[User:AntonImaus|AntonImaus]] 23:15, 22 November 2010 (PST)
:Oh you --[[User:Reimu H|Reimu H]] 03:21, 23 November 2010 (PST)

How was your fight with the bad guys of adrkness? --[[User: Stevo the Human|Stevo the Human]] 3:47, 2 January, 2012

User:Stevo the Human

2012-01-02T09:38:24Z

Stevo the Human:

Just helping out and trying not to make a big mess. When I'm not trying to decipher Chris' pseudo-English, I'm usually making videos or playing Touhou and Genesis, SNES and PS1 games.

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{{Observer}} ゆっくりしていってね！！！
{{Transcriber}}

==WIP ARTICLE: Chris and Acting==
Like [[Chris and cinematography|many]] [[Chris and Writing|other]] [[Chris and music|creative]] [[Chris and Art|arts]], Chris has done a share of attempts at '''acting.''' Unfortunately, it's very hard to tell whether or not he is.

==Technique==
Most competent actors will put forth a great amount of effort into their profession. Performance artists spend endless hours practicing their performance repeatedly ad nauseam. Actors given complex roles would research the lifestyle of the character and muster their own rendition to become in front of a crowd or camera. Chris just wings any acting he tries in one try. If there's any flubbing or unintended moves or any error at all, it's all in the final cut. Clearly, Chris has never heard of filming multiple takes and picking out the best content for the final product.

==Film==

==Performance art==

==Voice Acting==
(This will probably have the most elaboration by me, for I have a very deep interest in voice acting. Also, I needa vent about Chris' bad voice-acting.)

Just like live-action

Impersonation is a specialty in acting, especially in voice-acting, that involves replicating or imitating another individual, real or fictional, usually for comedic purposes. Whenever Chris impersonates someone else, the imitation is usually straight-up inaccurate. With no change in voice to sound like the individual in mind,[[Chris and cosplay|shoddy wardrobe design]], and misinformation and failure to do research, Chris' "impersonations" come off as simply him being more annoying than usual. When he impersonated [[DivineTrial|Divine from Pink Flamingos]], he spoke simply in his regular voice, but with a higher pitch, a much higher pitch than Divine to boot. In one of his [[CWC 3D Voice Check|Flipnote Hatena animations]], he impersonated several famous fictional characters, albeit crudely. Now to mention, there is his impersonation of [[Donald Duck]], which anyone who has heard it describes it as an auditory nightmare.

{{incomplete}}

Boys Boys Boys

2011-11-19T17:12:31Z

Stevo the Human:

'''Boys Boys Boys''' refers to the 11th track from ''[[SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD]]'' by [[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]]. The song is a cover of [[Wikipedia:Boys (Summertime Love)|Boys (Summertime Love)]] by [[Wikipedia:Sabrina Salerno|Sabrina Salerno]]. It should not be confused with the 12th track from the same album, also titled [[Boys Boys Boys v2|Boys Boys Boys]].



== Audio ==
{{Infobox/video
| name = "Girls Girls Girls"
| video = {{#ev:youtube|QC5dbMU6fYg}}
| stardate = [[November 2011]]
| subject = {{Music|text}}
| style = {{Comedy|text}} {{Crazy|text}}
| saga = {{Jackie|text}} {{Tomgirl|text}}
| shirt =
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous = [[Johnny Are You Queer]]
| next = [[Boys Boys Boy v2]]
}}

=== Lyrics ===
{{transcription}}

[[File:SabrinaSalerno.jpg|thumb|Mrs Sabrina Salerno sharing the same singing quality as Britney Spears]]

Girls,girls,girls (X4)

Sunshine's down 
So come to town 
Set yo' body free 
Hold me tight 
My love tonight 
Tell me you'll believe

Everybody, summertime love 
You remember me 
Everybody, summertime love 
Be my lover, be my girl

Girls girls girls 
I'm looking for a good time 
Girls girls girls 
Get ready for my love 
Girls girls girls 
I'm looking for the good time 
Girls girls girls 
I'm ready for your love

See around 
The sun goes down 
Babe, I'm feeling right! 
Take a chance 
With love romance 
Have some fun tonight

Everybody, summertime love 
You remember me 
Everybody, summertime love 
Be my lover, be my girl

Girls girls girls 
I'm looking for a good time 
Girls girls girls 
Get ready for my love 
Girls girls girls 
I'm lookin' for the good time 
Girls girls girls 
I'm ready for your love!

(mumbling) Girls, girls. 
(mumbles through the male backup part) 
Girls girls girls 
Summertime love on the beach tonight 
Girls girls girls 
(another mumble with beach and love) 
Girls girls girls 
Summertime love I wish I wasn't alone ???

Girl- vrybody, summertime love 
You'll remember me 
Everybody, summertime love 
You're a lover, be my girl

Girls girls girls 
I'm looking for a good time 
Girls girls girls 
Get ready for my love 
Girls girls girls 
I'm looking for a good time 
Girls girls girls 
I'm ready for your love 
Girls girls girls 
I'm looking for your love 
Girls girls girls 
I'm lookin' for a good time!

{{The Tomgirls}}
[[Category:SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD]]

Boys Boys Boys v2

2011-11-19T17:11:28Z

Stevo the Human:

'''Boys Boys Boys''' refers to the 12th track from ''[[SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD]]'' by [[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]]. The song is a cover of [[Wikipedia:Girls, Girls, Girls (Mötley Crüe song)|Girls, Girls, Girls]] by [[Wikipedia:Mötley Crüe|Mötley Crüe]]. It should not be confused with the 11th track from the same album, also titled [[Boys Boys Boys]].



== Audio ==
{{Infobox/video
| name = "Girls Girls Girls v2"
| video = {{#ev:youtube|rKPWaPdf2o8}}
| stardate = [[November 2011]]
| subject = {{Music|text}}
| style = {{Comedy|text}} {{Crazy|text}}
| saga = {{Jackie|text}} {{Tomgirl|text}}
| shirt =
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous = [[Boys Boys Boys]]
| next = [[CWCALICIOUS]]
}}

=== Lyrics ===
Boys it- Bonus Track from Mötley Crüe!

Friday night, and I need a fight! 
My motorcycle and a switchblade knife! 
Hand full of grease and my hair feels right! 
All I need to make me feel tight, are those 
Girls, Girls, Girls!

… Legs and Burgundy lips! 
Girls, Girls, Girls! 
Da … cin’ down on the sunset strip! 
Girls, Girls Girls! 
Red lips, finger tips.

Trick or treat, sweet to eat. 
On Halloween and New years Eve! 
Yankee Girls, you just can’t be beat. 
But they are best when they’re off their feet! 
Girls, Girls, Girls!

At da doll house in Fort Lauderdale, 
Girls, Girls, Girls! 
Rockin in-in Atlanta at the tell-tales, 
Girls, Girls, Girls! 
Raisin’ hell at the seventh veil, 
Girls! – You heard the news? There's 
In the Soho Tribune 
You know she did me! 
Th-that she broke my heart! 
I’m such a goo- good boy, 
I just need a new toy!

I tell you what, Jackie, 
Dance for me, I’ll keep you overemployed for a lifetime, 
Just send me a story, you know-you know the one I mean.

Crazy Horse, Pa-ar-ris France, 
Forget the names, remember romance! 
I got the photos, of ménage à trois 
Must of broke those Frenchies hoes, of those

Girls, Girls, Girls! 
B-b-b-body shop! And a marble arch! 
Girls, Girls, Girls! 
Tropicana where I lost my heart. 
Girls, Girls, Girls!

''[[Stress sigh]], followed by instrumental.''

Girls... 
Girls, Girls, Girls!

Jackie, Jackie Jackie Pie! 
You’re the girl I need! Da only one I want! 
Only one for my heart! 
You know it Jackie pie! 
Cause when I say “multiple girls,” 
I mean, with you. Multiple times! 
Girls, Girls, Girls!

...Girls, Girlsssss!

{{The Tomgirls}}
[[Category:SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD]]

Boys Boys Boys v2

2011-11-19T16:58:56Z

Stevo the Human: Embedded the video and perked the transcription

'''Boys Boys Boys''' refers to the 12th track from ''[[SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD]]'' by [[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]]. The song is a cover of [[Wikipedia:Girls, Girls, Girls (Mötley Crüe song)|Girls, Girls, Girls]] by [[Wikipedia:Mötley Crüe|Mötley Crüe]]. It should not be confused with the 11th track from the same album, also titled [[Boys Boys Boys]].



== Audio ==
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| stardate = [[November 2011]]
| subject = {{Music|text}}
| style = {{Comedy|text}} {{Crazy|text}}
| saga = {{Jackie|text}} {{Tomgirl|text}}
| shirt =
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous = [[Boys Boys Boys]]
| next = [[CWCALICIOUS]]
}}

=== Lyrics ===
Boys it- Bonus Track from Mötley Crüe!

Friday night, and I need a fight!
My motorcycle and a switchblade knife!
Hand full of grease and my hair feels right!
All I need to make me feel tight, are those
Girls, Girls, Girls!

… Legs and Burgundy lips!
Girls, Girls, Girls!
Da … cin’ down on the sunset strip!
Girls, Girls Girls!
Red lips, finger tips.

Trick or treat, sweet to eat.
On Halloween and New years Eve!
Yankee Girls, you just can’t be beat.
But they are best when they’re off their feet!
Girls, Girls, Girls!

At da doll house in Fort Lauderdale,
Girls, Girls, Girls!
Rockin in-in Atlanta at the tell-tales,
Girls, Girls, Girls!
Raisin’ hell at the seventh veil,
Girls! – You heard the news? There's
In the Soho Tribune
You know she did me!
Th-that she broke my heart!
I’m such a goo- good boy,
I just need a new toy!

I tell you what, Jackie,
Dance for me, I’ll keep you overemployed for a lifetime,
Just send me a story, you know-you know the one I mean.

Crazy Horse, Pa-ar-ris France,
Forget the names, remember romance!
I got the photos, of ménage à trois
Must of broke those Frenchies hoes, of those

Girls, Girls, Girls!
B-b-b-body shop! And a marble arch!
Girls, Girls, Girls!
Tropicana where I lost my heart.
Girls, Girls, Girls!

''[[Stress sigh]], followed by instrumental.''

Girls...
Girls, Girls, Girls!

Jackie, Jackie Jackie Pie!
You’re the girl I need! Da only one I want!
Only one for my heart!
You know it Jackie pie!
Cause when I say “multiple girls,”
I mean, with you. Multiple times!
Girls, Girls, Girls!

...Girls, Girlsssss!

{{The Tomgirls}}
[[Category:SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD]]

Boys Boys Boys

2011-11-19T16:50:41Z

Stevo the Human: Embedded the video and perked on the transcription

'''Boys Boys Boys''' refers to the 11th track from ''[[SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD]]'' by [[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]]. The song is a cover of [[Wikipedia:Boys (Summertime Love)|Boys (Summertime Love)]] by [[Wikipedia:Sabrina Salerno|Sabrina Salerno]]. It should not be confused with the 12th track from the same album, also titled [[Boys Boys Boys v2|Boys Boys Boys]].



== Audio ==
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| stardate = [[November 2011]]
| subject = {{Music|text}}
| style = {{Comedy|text}} {{Crazy|text}}
| saga = {{Jackie|text}} {{Tomgirl|text}}
| shirt =
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous = [[Johnny Are You Queer]]
| next = [[Boys Boys Boy v2]]
}}

=== Lyrics ===
{{transcription}}

[[File:SabrinaSalerno.jpg|thumb|Mrs Sabrina Salerno sharing the same singing quality as Britney Spears]]

Girls,girls,girls (X4)

Sunshine's down
So come to town
Set yo' body free
Hold me tight
My love tonight
Tell me you'll believe

Everybody, summertime love
You remember me
Everybody, summertime love
Be my lover, be my girl

Girls girls girls
I'm looking for a good time
Girls girls girls
Get ready for my love
Girls girls girls
I'm looking for the good time
Girls girls girls
I'm ready for your love

See around
The sun goes down
Babe, I'm feeling right!
Take a chance
With love romance
Have some fun tonight

Everybody, summertime love
You remember me
Everybody, summertime love
Be my lover, be my girl

Girls girls girls
I'm looking for a good time
Girls girls girls
Get ready for my love
Girls girls girls
I'm lookin' for the good time
Girls girls girls
I'm ready for your love!

(mumbling) Girls, girls.
(mumbles through the male backup part)
Girls girls girls
Summertime love on the beach tonight
Girls girls girls
(another mumble with beach and love)
Girls girls girls
Summertime love I wish I wasn't alone ???

Girl- vrybody, summertime love
You'll remember me
Everybody, summertime love
You're a lover, be my girl

Girls girls girls
I'm looking for a good time
Girls girls girls
Get ready for my love
Girls girls girls
I'm looking for a good time
Girls girls girls
I'm ready for your love
Girls girls girls
I'm looking for your love
Girls girls girls
I'm lookin' for a good time!

{{The Tomgirls}}
[[Category:SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD]]

You Think You're a Man

2011-11-19T16:39:38Z

Stevo the Human: Embedded the video onto the page.

'''You Think You're a Man''' is the seventh track from ''[[SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD]]'' by [[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]]. It is a cover of the song [[Wikipedia:You Think You're a Man|You Think You're a Man]] by [[DivineTrial|Divine]].


== Audio ==
{{Infobox/video
| name = "So You Think You're a Man"
| video = {{#ev:youtube|qOmVUfK8aXI}}
| stardate = [[November 2011]]
| subject = {{Music|text}}
| style = {{Comedy|text}} {{Crazy|text}}
| saga = {{Jackie|text}} {{Tomgirl|text}}
| shirt =
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous = [[Rebel Girl]]
| next = [[It's Raining Men]]
}}

=== Lyrics ===
Pink Flamanyoin, Divine in da house!

Man [''unintelligible''] 
Turn around, 
Take one final look at what you left behind, 
Then walk away 
From the greatest lover you have ever known, 
Just walk away, 
You're telling me that you can make it on your own, 
For yourself, all alone, without my help, 
Mister, you have made a big mist-mistake,

You think you're a man, but you're only a boy, 
You think you're a man, but you're only a toy, 
You think you're a man, but you just couldn't see 
You aren't a man enough to satisfy her.

Shut the door, 
Take a look around, tell me whatcha find. 
Shut the door, 
Take a giant step for you and all mankind, 
Then don't come back; 
I always gave you so much more than you deserved. 
Then don't come back, 
'Cause no one makes a fool of me 
You've got nerve to walk away, forgot the words I'm gonna say 
Mister, you've just made a big mistake.

You think you're a man, but you're only a boy, 
You think you're a man, you are only a toy, 
You think you're a man, but you just couldn't see, 
You weren' man enough to satisfy her.

Youthink you're a man, but you're only a boy, 
You think you're a man, you are only a toy, 
You think you're a man, but you just couldn't see, 
You weren't man-nanough to satisfy her.

Think you're a man, but you're only a boy, 
You think you're a man, you are only a toy, 
You think you're a man, just-you just couldn't see 
You weren't man enough to satisfy her.

Think you're a man, but you are onlya boy, 
You think you're a man, but you are only a toy, 
You think you're a man, but you just couldn't see, 
You weren't man-nanough to satisfy her.

{{The Tomgirls}}
[[Category:SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD]]

If You Were a Woman and I Was a Man

2011-11-19T16:38:23Z

Stevo the Human:

'''If You Were a Woman and I Was a Man''' is the third track from ''[[SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD]]'' by [[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]]. It is a cover of the song [[Wikipedia:If You Were a Woman and I Was a Man|If You Were a Woman and I Was a Man]] by [[Wikipedia:Bonnie Tyler|Bonnie Tyler]]. Considering Chris's rampant homophobia, it's interesting that Chris, being a "straight male," is singing to someone "[[Homos#Why Chris appears to be gay|If [they] we're a woman.]]"


== Audio ==
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| name = "If You Were a Woman and I Was a Man"
| video = {{#ev:youtube|KuDibI8cL8E}}
| stardate = [[November 2011]]
| subject = {{Music|text}}
| style = {{Comedy|text}} {{Crazy|text}}
| saga = {{Jackie|text}} {{Tomgirl|text}}
| shirt =
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous = [[I Know What Boys Like]]
| next = [[Truck Driver]]
}}

=== Lyrics ===
Wo, wooo, woooo, wo …

(Late start)-‘s it feel to be a woman, 
How’s it feel to be a man, 
Are we really that different, 
Tell me where you stand

I look at ‘chu, you look away. 
Why do you say “we’re night and day” 
I’d like to try another way. 
Oh baby, we’re-w-we’re just one day.

If you were a woman, and I was a man, 
Would it be so hard to understand? 
That a hearts a heart, and we do what we can. 
If you were a woman, and I was a man. 
… If you were a woman, and I was a man!

How’s it feel to be the hunter. 
How’s it feel to be the prey. 
Is there really a reason for this game we play?

I look at ‘chu, you look away, 
Why do you say, “we’re night and day”. 
I’d like to try another day, 
(sudden stop) … Oh darlin’… just one more day. 
If you were a woman, and I was a man 
Would it be so hard to understand? 
Cause-cause there-theres a heart, and we do what we can. 
If you were a woman, and I was a man. 
… If you were a woman, and I was a man.

Hey … we’re just two people tryin’ to love. 
But how … how can we love. 
… with this wall between us, holding us back!

If you were a woman, and I was a man 
Would it be so hard to understand? 
That a hearts a heart, and we do what we can. 
If you were a woman, and I was a man. 
If you were a woman, and I was a man! 
If you were a woman, and I was a man!

… you were a woman, and I was a man! 
It-It be so hard to understand? 
That a hearts a heart, and we do what we can. 
If you were a woman, and I was a man. 
If you were a woman, and I was a man.

''(Sings a few notes of the last instrumental)'' 
Dun, dun dun dunnn …

{{The Tomgirls}}
[[Category:SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD]]

If You Were a Woman and I Was a Man

2011-11-19T16:36:46Z

Stevo the Human: Embedd the video to the page

'''If You Were a Woman and I Was a Man''' is the third track from ''[[SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD]]'' by [[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]]. It is a cover of the song [[Wikipedia:If You Were a Woman and I Was a Man|If You Were a Woman and I Was a Man]] by [[Wikipedia:Bonnie Tyler|Bonnie Tyler]]. Considering Chris's rampant homophobia, it's interesting that Chris, being a "straight male," is singing to someone "[[Homos#Why Chris appears to be gay|If [they] we're a woman.]]"


== Audio ==
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| name = "Man I Feel like a Woman"
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| subject = {{Music|text}}
| style = {{Comedy|text}} {{Crazy|text}}
| saga = {{Jackie|text}} {{Tomgirl|text}}
| shirt =
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| previous = [[I Know What Boys Like]]
| next = [[Truck Driver]]
}}

=== Lyrics ===
Wo, wooo, woooo, wo …

(Late start)-‘s it feel to be a woman, 
How’s it feel to be a man, 
Are we really that different, 
Tell me where you stand

I look at ‘chu, you look away. 
Why do you say “we’re night and day” 
I’d like to try another way. 
Oh baby, we’re-w-we’re just one day.

If you were a woman, and I was a man, 
Would it be so hard to understand? 
That a hearts a heart, and we do what we can. 
If you were a woman, and I was a man. 
… If you were a woman, and I was a man!

How’s it feel to be the hunter. 
How’s it feel to be the prey. 
Is there really a reason for this game we play?

I look at ‘chu, you look away, 
Why do you say, “we’re night and day”. 
I’d like to try another day, 
(sudden stop) … Oh darlin’… just one more day. 
If you were a woman, and I was a man 
Would it be so hard to understand? 
Cause-cause there-theres a heart, and we do what we can. 
If you were a woman, and I was a man. 
… If you were a woman, and I was a man.

Hey … we’re just two people tryin’ to love. 
But how … how can we love. 
… with this wall between us, holding us back!

If you were a woman, and I was a man 
Would it be so hard to understand? 
That a hearts a heart, and we do what we can. 
If you were a woman, and I was a man. 
If you were a woman, and I was a man! 
If you were a woman, and I was a man!

… you were a woman, and I was a man! 
It-It be so hard to understand? 
That a hearts a heart, and we do what we can. 
If you were a woman, and I was a man. 
If you were a woman, and I was a man.

''(Sings a few notes of the last instrumental)'' 
Dun, dun dun dunnn …

{{The Tomgirls}}
[[Category:SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD]]

Calling Out

2011-08-17T05:07:36Z

Stevo the Human: Transcription first draft of Ahuviya video.

'''Calling Out''' refers to a series of six [[videos]] [[Chris]] uploaded between 6-16 [[August 2011]], following an [[100 2357.MOV|8 month hiatus]] from [[YouTube]].

These videos showcase Chris's [[Tomgirl]] look, where he attempts to make himself look feminine. Chris is sporting new earrings in these videos, two on his right ear and one on his left. His [[Pedo-Glasses|glasses]] are also absent. [[Chris and cinematography|Chris's camerawork]] in this series is exceptionally shitty, opting to hold the camera with his hand instead of propping it up on a surface. This results in a very shaky, [[Barbara|Cloverfield]]-like viewing experience.

== Calling Out "Tito" - Don ==
This video, also known as '''101 2461''', Chris announces his return to the [[Internet]]. He claims to have information as to the true identity of various trolls, including [[Surfshack Tito]] (aka Don). After briefly showing viewers a fragment of the real Tito, Chris lists his demands to prevent the release of the full photo and, presumably, other revealing documents.

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| name = Calling Out "Tito" - Don
| video = {{#ev:youtube|gDuIfwZbN3c}}
| stardate = 6 [[August 2011]]
| subject = {{Comics|text}}, {{Rumors|text}}, {{Website|Internet}}, {{Trollsicon|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Smug|text}}
| saga = {{Surfshack Tito|text}}, {{Tomgirl|text}}
| shirt = {{RedBlackTrim|text}}
| previous = [[100 2357.MOV]]
| next = [[#Calling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy|Calling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy]]
}}

===Transcript===
[[File:Easily trolled by annnyooooneee.jpg|thumb|"... They could be easily trolled back by aaanyone." Intimidated?]]
[''Looks at camera with an emotionless face, and then jerks the camera to his right'']

Attention, citizens of the internet. I am making a return. [[Chris and Ego|Y'all should know me by now]], if in case if you don't, I am Christian Weston Chandler, the original creator of [[Sonichu|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu|Rosechu]] and the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokemon|electric hedgehog Pokemon]]. Firstly, upon that note, I would like to inform everyone that it was originally meant to be a [[My Little Pony|TV-Y7 rated... friendship socializing, promoting type of series]]... it is not meant to be taken otherwise in [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|any adulterous forms]].

[''Jerks camera around more'']

And with that, I will now continue with why I am making my return. I am ready to initiate [[Chris and negotiation|negotiations]] and paybacksss with the trolls, some cyberbullies that have been defiling me within the past five years... in the past four years. Firstly, I would like to make it well known that I have ''information'' of such trolls and cyberbullies if at that point if I release them, they could be easily trolled back by aaanyone. And, the first [[Chris and English|among chopping block]] I would like to ensue, [[Surfshack Tito|'''Surfshack Tito''']]... or should I day, Don in Michigan! And I'm not saying that he's a total [[Obesity|fat person]], but [[Random Access Humor|he would make the really big Buddha look like a supermodel in comparison]]. In fact, with his looks, he could be a [[Inos|Rasta]] Buddha! And I show you only a fragment of the [[speech impediment|pho-to-graph]]. [''Turns camera towards his television, showing part of a man's face.'']

Now, DON. Let's talk business. If you do not want me to review- reveal the entire pho-to-graph, or any of the remainder of your information of which I have upon my possession, [[Chris and negotiation|YOU WILL FOLLOW MY DEMANDS]]! And they are listed as such....

I want you to come forward with- come forward with your participation in, uh, [[PlayStation Network]] hackings... directly to [[Sony]] Computer Entertainment America and Sony Computer Entertainment Japan with a ''live video'', unaltered, ay, uh--slightly altered, you MAY blur your face. That is the only option that you get: Blurring your face. You will apologize to... Sony and [[Chris and english|mess up]] for hacking into the PlayStation Network at all, [[Chris and Reality|'cause I know you are responsible for that]].

And also, I would you to, in that- within that same video, or in a separate video, apologize directly to my [[Gal pal|ex-girlfriend]] Heather and her family. You may even call them up on the telephone that you are the one among which responsibole for pretending to be me... and stopping that relationship between us, 'cause I would like to have peace between my... past friends, because I don't like there to be bad things or [[Megan|ill tidings]] between people. ''(Pauses)'' And I know it was partially my fault, too, on that, by the way, within that relationship breakup.

But anyway, moving on with my demands, I would like- also like you to set to-send me via U.S. Mail, ''ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS CASH''. American. Unmarked billssss, snail-mailed to my home address, in a long, small white... envelope, with YOUR home address clearly, legibly, hand writ-ten on the envelope in the return area. Next, I want you to remove ''ALL'' of the -cre-''ALL'' of the pages on the website known as the [[CWCki]] that have originally came from you that you have started. Also, as well as all contributions you have to any other pages as well. And lastly, from this point, after you have done these things, I would like you, ''Don'' of ''Michigan'', to leave me, my [[Lie|life]], my [[Chandler Family Tree|family]], my [[SonichuBabies|friends]] ''alone''. To be, for the rest of our lives, in peace.

I leave that up to you [[Speech Impediment|Surussshack Tito]]. Expect another video in the near fu- in the near future of another troll that I am well aware of. Thank you.

== Tito's official response ==
In a clear attempt to meet Chris's demands, Tito produced a video in which he explains what lengths he is prepared to go to in order to prevent Chris from releasing his personal information. This video was acknowledged by Chris the following day.
==== Video ====
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Tito's official response to Chris
| video = {{#ev:youtube|uZhlo94cMNk}}
| stardate = 9 [[August 2011]]
| maker = Surfshack Tito
| subject = Response to Chris's Demands
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| saga = {{Surfshack Tito|text}}
}}
{{quote|This is official, true, and honest.}}

===== Transcript =====
Heh, hey, little cuz, uh, or, uh, [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]] if you prefer. It's me, uh, Tito, or Don, um. Listen man, I got some sand in the [[Navy|potato salad]] this time; you caught me, cuz. I- I admit it. I sold the security files of [[Sony|Sony]] to the hackers and I'll, uh I'll get you the money! I'll get you the thousand dollars, and the interest! Just don't- just don't release that video, eh with the picture of me, just don't do anymore, man! I'll, uh, I'll do anything, I'll be your [[Niggos|slave]] for a whole week if I have to. I got people after me, I can't have them finding out who I am, just, just be a cuz, man, and-and-and- and don't let me down. I won't let you down.

== Calling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy ==
In this video, Chris calls out "Thorg, aka Jeremy, ([[CWCki]] user [[User:Thorgnzorrg|Thorgnzorrg]]) and again, sets out his demands to prevent the release of a full photograph and revealing documents. Despite his interest in [[Tomgirl|appearing and acting like a woman]], Chris demands that Thorg let the people of New York City know that he likes [[China|China]].

{{Infobox/video
| name = Calling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy
| video = {{#ev:youtube|6Fh0p9WXRDc}}
| stardate = 6 [[August 2011]]
| subject = {{Website|Internet}}, {{Trollsicon|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Smug|text}}
| saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}
| shirt = {{RedBlackTrim|text}}
| previous = [[#Calling Out "Tito" - Don|Calling Out "Tito" - Don]]
| next = [[#Deadline for Don "Tito" and Jeremy "Thorg"|Deadline for Don "Tito" and Jeremy "Thorg"]]
}}

===Transcript===
Hello, once again, the Internet! I have returned with another troll, cyberbull-y, that I am ware- aware of who he is in real life. I br- I called to your attention Master Thorg, T-H-O-R-G, or as he [is] known in real life, Jeremy, within Canada.

He is a pizza-faced [[Chris and Religion|atheist]]. You can find him possibly in a video game store. I leave the specifics disclosed at this time. And, here is a sample of ''his'' [[Speech Impediment|pho-to-graph]].

[''Chris points the camera to the television showing half the face of a man. He then returns the camera to him.'']

Now, Jeremy, let's you and I [[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation|talk business]] now. My demands are as follows:

Because I know and well awa- and I [am] well aware that you have Photoshopped me into that damned [[:File:Gaybar.png|gay bar]] and uploaded it- have it- you had it uploaded upon the [[20_December_2009#One_of_these_things_is_not_like_the_others|billboards]] in New York City within some time ago. I would like you to make a public apology with your face, you may blur your face out as well, but I would like the statement to follow it:

"That you are- that it is a correction that I, Christian Weston Chandler, am [[Homos|STRAIGHT]], and I have never ever been in a damned gay bar ''ever.''"

And I want that uploaded among the New York City billboards, and I want them left up there for one whole week, from one Sunday to the following Saturday. One, whole, week. Seven. days.

And that I- and also within the statements I would like you to know that I, Christian Weston Chandler, am an [[Chris and anger|all-around good-natured person]], and that I am to be treated and respected as a normal person. I am not a bad person; I do not like to be treated or thought of as a bad person, as I have been made out to be within the [[Trolls|trolls]], including yourself, Jeremy, within your [[Dirty Crapped Briefs|smearing]] and hate campaigns of my name.

My next demand: I would like you to remove all of your pages as well from the CWCki, including every last page and image that you have put up there talking about the [[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia|Tomboy/Tomgirl forum of Virginia]]. Remove them all, as well as your contributions to any pages. And then beyond that after having completed all that, I would like you as well to leave me, my life, my family, and my friends, alone, and at peace, to live our lives respectively as well. I'll leave you all with that. Stay tuned for another revealed troll... or slightly revealed, as I am ON THE PAYBACK! [''laughs maniacally'']

[[Fail|I win]].

== Deadline for Don "Tito" and Jeremy "Thorg" ==
In this short video, Chris sets a deadline for Don and Jeremy to meet his demands - 31 August, 2011, or else [[jerkops|the authorities]] will intervene.

{{Infobox/video
| name = Deadline for Don "Tito" and Jeremy "Thorg"
| video = {{#ev:youtube|mP4wwvCSS7U}}
| stardate = 6 [[August 2011]]
| subject = {{Website|Internet}}, {{Trollsicon|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Smug|text}}
| saga = {{Surfshack Tito|text}}, {{Tomgirl|text}}
| shirt = {{RedBlackTrim|text}}
| previous = [[#Calling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy|Calling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy]]
| next = [[#Calling Out "Alec Benson Leary" - Christopher|Calling Out "Alec Benson Leary" - Christopher]]
}}

=== Transcript ===
[''Jerks around the camera and makes a wide-eyed, blank face'']

I almost forgot. Between Don and Jeremy, also known as Suresack- [[Surfshack Tito|Surfshack Tito]] and Thorg, my demands, I would like them met before August 31st, 2011, the end of this month. And if my demands are not met before then, I'm gonna reveal your respective real life photographs as well as the rest of the personal information of you two in the- respectively, that I have within my possession. And then you two will b- each be trolled by your own trolls, and the [[Jerkops|police]] will catch up with you.

So, each of you. Meet my demands. Before August 31st... 2011.

[''Fumbles with the camera again, [[Chris and cinematography|almost dropping it]]'']

== Calling Out "Alec Benson Leary" - Christopher ==
Three days later, Chris posted a fourth video, calling out [[Alec Benson Leary]]. He's dropped the request for money and billboards, but now demands Alec, Tito and Thorg to [[Chris and hypocrisy|leave the Internet]]. He later goes into a tirade over the [[GAMe PLACe]] and its owner, which culminates in accusing [[Michael Snyder]] of being a child molester. Chris's [[speech impediment|poor speaking skills]] are quite prevalent in this video, repeating the words "essentially" and "associated" numerous times ad nauseam. He also manages to repeat the ever-classic "My mommy- my family" line from the [[For My Sweetest Ivy|video for Ivy]].

{{Infobox/video
| name = Calling Out "Alec Benson Leary" - Christopher
| video = {{#ev:youtube|WN72luEx708}}
| stardate = 9 [[August 2011]]
| subject = {{Website|Internet}}, {{Trollsicon|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Smug|text}}
| saga = {{Asperchu|text}}, {{Tomgirl|text}}
| shirt = Unknown
| previous = [[#Calling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy|Calling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy]]
| next = [[It's not that cold]]
}}

=== Transcript ===
Hello, again, once again. I am here to make another [[trolls|troll]] [[speech impediment|esspos]]e as I have found anudder one amongst the bunch... the bunches! The one called [[Alec Benson Leary|Alec Benson Learec- Leary]] is not who he appears to be, and certainly is NOT an original creator of [[Asperchu|Asperchu]]. In fact, he is not even [[Aspergers|AsPERGIAN]]! He does not have Aspergers, and he’s another [[Chris|fatty]] [[Barbara|fat]] [[Robert Chandler|fat]] [[Sammy|fat]] [[Hambeast|fat]]... [[Desi|fat]]. Aaand just le—and I do NOT have a script. I have notes.

[''Holds up a piece of lined paper and a piece of red construction paper'']

I have notes and I form my own script. Anyway, he also has ties with the, uh, [[The GAMe PLACe|Game and Hobby]] place of which he makes donaations, of wid- which I have another esspose about the Game Place. First, here is his closeup.

[''Turns camera towards his television, showing part of a man's face.'']

Now let’s talk... oh yeah, his real name is Christopher. So, [[Homos|Cha-ris]], let’s talk business now. What I would like from you… is essentially a live video apology for all the wrongs you have done to me over the [[Internet|innernet]] including the [[Chris and Copyright|copyright infringement on my Sonichu]] with your CHEAP, poor excuse for a 9-year-old... Asperchu, you immature [[JERKS|jerk]]! And then, I want you to leave the internet for good, and leave me and [[For My Sweetest Ivy|my mom—and my family]]... and friends at peace.

Also, on that note, I wish to make a correction to my demands with [[Surfshack Tito|Don]] and Jeremy. Essentially I have lear- Essentially I have learned from my esteemed colleague associates that [[Chris and the Law|apparently it is extortion]] to request [[Spanish|mucho dinero]], plus the billboard is no longer in effect. So therefore, I essentially still want Don to come forward with his video to Sony and to me publicly apologizing and everything, and the same goes to Jeremy. Public video apology, and both of y’all have to leave the internet for good, and leave me and my family and friends at peace.

Anyway, going back to, uh, Christopher… by the way, I know you’re in Texas. You’re in Texas, you [[Obesity|fatty fat fat]]! He has been donating to the troll cause and such over at The PLACE! The [[The GAMe PLACe|game and hobby place]] of which we are fully aware of and have grown to love and such, but there is more to THE PLACE, and its three associated stores located only within [[Virginia|Virginia]], and I know from cold hard facts... including facts from a Hook article back in August of [[2002|2002]], that... the four stores, their owner, a one Mr. Robert Lightburn... is... a [[Pedofork|child molester]], and convicted sex offender in Illinois.

And think about this! The place in [[Charlottesville|Charlottesville]] is located right across from a school, and it is owned by a child molester! Parents! Children! Associated families! I don’t think you would want anyone who is a minor, or [[Chris and Reality|even under the age of ten]] to go into such a place that is owned by a child molester, and I am sure that in association, even though he is married, [[Michael Snyder]] has his own child molestation skeleton [[Homos|in his closet]]! He probably even molested his own daughter for all I know! I do not have concrete facts, so therefore that is just theory until I am corrected. But the point is the place is owned by a child molester, and nobody should ever, ever go into that place again… and it should be closed down for good! And that’s all I have for this video right now. Stay tuned for another [[slow-in-the-minds|Trroll ess-especial twirl esspose]].

== Re: Don, and ReCalling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy ==
In this video, also known as '''101 2466''', Chris accepts [[Surfshack_Tito_(troll)#Tito.27s_official_response_to_Chris|Tito's attempt to meet his demands]], while Thorg appears to have made no such efforts yet. Chris is still awaiting the money he demanded (apparently forgetting that in the last video he admitted that blackmail was a felony), and another part of Jeremy's face and part of another photo Chris has obtained of him are shown to viewers.

This video also shows us that Chris now has two piercings on each ear, when it was previously believed he had two on his right ear and only one on his left.

{{Infobox/video
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| video = {{#ev:youtube|9Nn4u9b_hJk}}
| stardate = 10 [[August 2011]]
| subject = {{Website|Internet}}, {{Trollsicon|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Smug|text}}
| saga = {{Surfshack Tito|text}}, {{Tomgirl|text}}
| shirt = {{Redbra|text}}, Unknown
| previous = [[It's not that cold]]
| next = [[Correction of EX relationship status]]
}}

=== Transcript ===
[[File:Miss duh dadline.jpg|thumb|but miss the deadline...]]
[[File:CheckYourPriv.jpg|thumb|Y'all best remember to check your privileges, ya hear?]]
Well, it seems I have gotten a well-wise response to my recent videos...from [[Surfshack Tito|master Don]], of which I will now respond to as [[speech impediment|sutss]]. You d-you made a wise descision, Don. I am-as long as I get the money before the end of the month, I will withhold the photographs and the other information. I can promise you that, but miss the deadline... ''[widens his eyes and stares into the camera]'' and you certainly don't have to be my slave for a week. I mean, aside from the [[Niggos|slave laws]] and everything. ''[shakes head and sighs]''

Anyway, apparently I have learned from my esteemed colleague that Thorg, master Jeremy, is still not convinced I mean businesss. Well, just to show you, Jeremy, that I mean businesss, I'm going to reveal a little bit more about you.

Here is a closeup--another closeup of that pho-to-graph zoomed in on your pizza face! ''[looks off-camera at the picture and zooms in on a different part]'' Excuse me a moment. ''[whispers]'' alright, ''[mumbles, as air conditioner gets louder]'' as well as a zoom-in on a possibly more current, or possibly previous pho-to-graph of yourself. Aaand, I'm gonna reveal a couple of random tidbits about you from my notes!

Once again, Jeremy lives in Can-a-da...and he likes the typical geeky things, without being stereotypical, of course, and not offending anyone of the sort, because I am considerably one myself, because I like [[Pokemon|Pokemon]], [[Yu-Gi-Oh|Yu-Gi-Oh!]], and all- and [[My Little Pony|that sort]]. Apparently, uh, he is a LARPer. Live action role playing! As it was portrayed in that episode of [[Wikipedia:The Tester|The Tester]]!

''[begins to speak in a high-pitched, singsongy voice]''

"Oh, look at me, I'm [[Chris and English|trollicking]] about! We are going to be warriors and whatnot! Yay, we won the things! [[Chris and Reality|And then we're future cops, sent being- mall-for future mall cops]]! Mall cops of the future! La, la la, la la, la la! We're LARPing about! LARP LARP LARP LARP! LARP. LAAAARP. LARP! Lorp."

And we know that the atheist does not like [[Chris and Hypocrisy#"I'll pray for you to open your mind" — Tolerance|having his mind changed]] about [[GodJesus|God]]. I mean, I gotta tell you, man, God is all-powerful. How do you think the [[speech impediment|Earss]] was created aside from the big bang? Who had to put the big bang together? God! And I know from my bible ''[shows bible]'', my hand on it, that between him and [[GodJesus|Jesus]], they're pretty powerful! They're pretty powerful individuals... and I believe in them. They have- I mean, Jesus has done a lot with his miracles before he had to [[Obesity|weigh]] the cross, which I just [[Chris and his Ego|empathize]] with him on that,i mean.

''[closes eyes and inhales through teeth]'' it's like I can feel the thorns that were drug-that were drudge, plowed through his hands and his feet! [[Fail|Thorn of crowns]]. Mm. Empathy is a powerful thing.

But...I would certainly not want to be an atheist, 'cause if I don't have God or Jesus at my-by my side, I would be more lost than I was considerably beforehand! Atheists...are the [[Beel|Devil]]'s spawning, as it would seem! ...And I would certainly would not want to be amrong- amongst them when they are run out of town with the pitchforks and the [[Chris and English|hace]] and the fire! As a believer...I would either be a [[Chris and Anger|peacem- I would more likely be a peacemaker]], but I certainly wouldn't mind being one with the pitchfork, following the crowd and pushing the atheist out of town!

You have until August 31st to reply and follow my demands of admitting...your wrongdoings, and making the public apologies via [[YouTube|YouTube]] video, as I am a-well aware, as I have made note, but apparently the billboard is no longer an option. Anyway, between the YouTube public apology, and leaving the internet alone, AND leaving me, my [[Chandler Family Tree|family]], my friends at peace, that is what I demand of you, master Jeremy. ''[air conditioner gets louder]''

Your move. 'Cause if you're not, fulfill- if you don't don't respond by the 31st, [''[[death threats|snaps fingers and widens his eyes]]''] I mean business. Check your privileges!

== Calling Out Jack Thaddius - Ahuviya ==

Chris, [[Homo|lipstick and all]], threatens [[Jack Thaddius]]. As usual, Chris fucks several things up along the way.

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{{quote|Blackmailing me to hump your Playstation 3 causing great embarassment, to sing "It's okay to be gay", and he Posted disgusting advertisements on the CWCipedia}}

=== Transcript ===
[[File:BI.jpg|thumb|The one time you wish he was wearing Dirty Crapped Briefs.]]
[''sits down and sighs''] Good day. I felt that it's appropriate to dress in my feminine attire as I- as you can see fits. [''crosses his legs''] Because I am definite calling out one Jack Thaddeus, and we happen to share some similar common interests, a few of which. Like, uh, yes, we can- we we do accept the- we both accept the adjective of being called [[Homos|trannies]], except for him, he's uhh, he's just went through a whole, the whole gender-changing operation. Yep, chopping off his dick and puttin' on the ol' gettin' his tucked in. I am not- I would never chop- I would never do that to- [[Homos#Fear of becoming a homo|I would never do that.]] Go and have a sex change operation. I'm proud to be a male, and I'm even more proud to be a tomgirl.

And we both like to cross-dress, yes. And we both are into femdom, which is a female domination. Oh, yeah. I like to get smacked by my woman. Mmm... yes.

Except for, uh, I would definitely foot against, uh, Misher Jack, or, as is real name is said in title of this video, which I will say in a moment. Uhh, in the pro- in the- in his case of him, uh, having his operation and going through it, I feel that he would definitely not be considered any at all a woman, a woman whatsoever. He just only fashionably looks like a woman, with the parts and whatnot, except he does not have- except he would not have a uterus, and he would have no reproductive organs. I mean, I want to have [[Crystal Weston Chandler|children]] someday. Obviously, he don't.

And, uh, also my associate that gave me the information on him, he, pretty much, uh, he pretty much pointed out callin' him a tomgirl, but you know what? He's not a tomgirl at all. He's just a full-blown gay.

Anyway, get back on topic, uh, his name is, uh, Ahuviya. It is spelled at the title of this video. Hmm, he is in Pennsylvania, and, uh, I have pretty much just gave acute descriptions of him, uh, yeah. He definitely appreciates his... homosexual culture as it is. I mean, yeah. Everybody, everybody who hates- everybody who is a ho- who is a homophobe, go ahead and call him on it. Call Ahuviya a Goddang homo.

[''moans with a derp voice, imitating Ahuviya''] Homo! I like to be a homo! Hehe durrhurr bluh bleh bleh! [''shakes his head with hsi tongue sticking out, then blows a raspberry'']

Yeah. but, of course, the, uh, my demands are simple, [[lie|as they gave been recently.]] I want Mr Ha- Ahuviya to make the public apologies for all the things he has done a- all the things he has done against me. Shoot, I forgot to write 'e down. But he knows what he did! Among which, uh, he has, uh, pestured me, and, uh, on the phone, and uh, blackmailed me to do a few things. Yeah, I'll get those stats in and, uh, if he goes and, uh, I might add them to the description of this video, after I wri- after I write 'em down.

Hmph. Anyway, 25-year-old Ahuviya, Homoooooooo! Pretty much it. We do agree on being cross-dressers. Although, I must also admit, um, I should have access to that actually, uh, yeah. [''Grabs his PS3 controller''] Just give me oooone moment. [''Boots up his PS3''] Whoops. [''puts controller in both hands''] I think actually did... save it on here... Ehh, assuming I only want a but of a free sample.

[''Grabs his camera''] For this, as usual, Hmm, I'd like to get a little closer, because I don't have zooming functions on the Cross-Video bar Photo Viewer...

[''Cue a bright yellow light''] Closer the picture. [''Shows a close-up of a man's chin''] Yeah. Anyway, he just does a bad- he just does a terrible job in cross- quote-unquote "cross-dressing," because I mean, look at that stubble on his face! [''Smacks his hand on the camera lens.'']

[''uncovers to show his arm.''] And now look at me all over. I take the time to shave myself. [''close=up of his bare leg''] Smooth.

[''picks up the camera''] So yeah. Ahuviya, make your apology video, leave the Internet, leave me and my family and my friends at peace. You have... Well, lemme see... [''checks his calender.''] Yeah. You have until the tenth of September of this year to upload your video of apology for all the wrongs you have done to me for which I list in the description a little later. Good day.
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User:Stevo the Human

2011-08-17T02:13:43Z

Stevo the Human:

Just helping out and trying not to make a big mess. When I'm not trying to decipher Chris' pseudo-English, I'm usually making videos or playing Touhou and Genesis, SNES and PS1 games.

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{{Observer}} ゆっくりしていってね！！！
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==WIP ARTICLE: Chris and Acting==
Like [[Chris and cinematography|many]] [[Chris and Writing|other]] [[Chris and music|creative]] [[Chris and Art|arts]], Chris has done a share of attempts at '''acting.''' Unfortunately, it's very hard to tell whether or not he is.

==Technique==
Most competent actors will put forth a great amount of effort into their profession. Performance artists spend endless hours practicing their performance repeatedly ad nauseam. Actors given complex roles would research the lifestyle of the character and muster their own rendition to become in front of a crowd or camera. Chris just wings any acting he tries in one try. If there's any flubbing or unintended moves or any error at all, it's all in the final cut. Clearly, Chris has never heard of filming multiple takes and picking out the best content for the final product.

==Film==

==Performance art==

==Voice Acting==
(This will probably have the most elaboration by me, for I have a very deep interest in voice acting. Also, I needa vent about Chris' bad voice-acting.)

Impersonation is a specialty in acting, especially in voice-acting, that involves replicating or imitating another individual, real or fictional, usually for comedic purposes. Whenever Chris impersonates someone else, the imitation is usually straight-up inaccurate. With no change in voice to sound like the individual in mind,[[Chris and cosplay|shoddy wardrobe design]], and misinformation and failure to do research, Chris' "impersonations" come off as simple him being more annoying than usual. When he impersonated [[DivineTrial|Divine from Pink Flamingos]], he spoke simply in his regular voice, but with a higher pitch, a much higher pitch than Divine to boot.

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User:Stevo the Human

2011-08-16T20:59:52Z

Stevo the Human:

User:Stevo the Human

2011-08-12T06:14:44Z

Stevo the Human: Created page with "Just helping out and trying not to make a big mess. When I'm not trying to decipher Chris' pseudo-English, I'm usually making videos or playing Touhou and Genesis, SNES and PS1 g..."

Calling Out

2011-08-06T22:41:27Z

Stevo the Human: Transcriban. Please fix style errors and do some appropriate hotlinking.

'''Calling Out''' refers to a series of three videos Chris uploaded on 6 August, 2011 following an [[100 2357.MOV|8 month hiatus]] from [[YouTube]].

Chris is sporting a new earring in these videos, which may or may not be a real piercing. His [[Pedo-Glasses|glasses]] are also absent.

== Calling Out "Tito" - Don ==
This video, also known as ''101 2461'', Chris announces his return to the internet. He claims to have information as to the true identity of various trolls, including [[Surfshack Tito]] (aka Don). After briefly showing viewers a fragment of the real Tito, Chris lists his demands to prevent the release of the full photo and, presumably, other revealing documents.

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===Transcript===
{{Transcription}}
''Looks at camera with an emotionless face, and then jerks the camera to his right.''

Attention, citizens of the internet. I am making a return. [[Chris and his ego|Y'all should know me by now]], [[CWC's Second Message|if in case if you don't]], I am Christian Weston Chandler, the original creator of Sonichu and Rosechu and the electric hedgehog Pokemon. Firstly, upon that note, I would like to inform everyone that it was originally meant to be a TV-Y7 rated...friendship socializing, promoting type of series...it is not meant to be taken otherwise in any adulterous forms.

''Jerks camera around more.''

And with that, I will now continue with why I am making my return. I am ready to initiate negotiations and paybacksss with the trolls, some cyberbullies that have been defiling me within the past five years...n-for the past four years. Firstly, I would like to make it well known that I have some information of such trolls and cyberbullies if at that point if I release them, they could be easily trolled back by aaanyone. And, the first among chopping block I would like to ensue, SURFSHACK TITO...or should I day, Don in Michigan! And I'm not saying that he's a total fat person, but he would make the really big Buddha look like a supermodel in comparison. In fact, with his looks, he could be a Rasta Buddha! **Turns camera towards his television** And I show you only a fragment of the pho-to-graph.

Now, DON. Let's talk business. If you do not want me to review-reveal the entire pho-to-graph, or any of the remainder of your information of which I have upon my possession, YOU WILL FOLLOW MY DEMANDS! And they are listed as such....

I want you to come forward with--come forward with your participation in, uh, PlayStation Network hackings...directly to Sony Computer Entertainment America and Sony Computer Entertainment Japan with a LIVE VIDEO, unaltered, ay, uh--slightly altered, you MAY blur your face. That is the only option you get: Blurring your face. You will apologize to..Sony and mess up for hacking the Playstation Network at all, 'cause I know you are responsible for that.
And also, I would you to, in that--within that same video, or in a separate video, apologize directly to my ex-girlfriend Heather and her family. You may even call them up on the telephone that you are the one among which responsibole for pretending to be me...and stopping that relationship between us, 'cause I would like to have peace between my past friends, because I don't like there to be bad things or ill tidings between people. **Pauses** And I know it was partially my fault, too, on that, by the way, within that relationship breakup.

But anyway, moving on with my demands, I would also like you to set me to send me via U.S. Mail, ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS CASH. American. Unmarked billssss, snail-mailed to my home address, in a long small, white envelope, with YOUR home address clearly, legibly, hand writ-ten on the envelope in the return area. Next, I want you to remove ALLL of the -cr-ALL of the pages on the website known as the CWCki that have originally came from you that you have started. Also, as well as all contributions you have to any other pages as well.
And lastly, from this point, after you have done things things, I would like you, DON of MICHIGAN, to leave me, my life, my family, my friends ALONE. To be. For the rest of our lives. In peace.
I leave that up to you Surrsshack Tito. Expect another video in the near fu--in the near future of another troll I am well aware of. Thank you.

== Calling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy ==
In this video, Chris calls out "Thorg" (aka Jeremy) and again, sets out his demands to prevent the release of a full photograph and revealing documents.

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===Transcript===
{{Transcription}}
Hello, once again, the Internet! I have returned with another troll, cyberbully, that I am ware- aware of who he is in real life. I br- I called to your attention Master Thorg, T-H-O-R-G, or as he [is] known in real life, Jeremy, within Canada.

He is a pizza-faced atheist. You can find him possibly in a video game store. I leave the specifics disclosed at this time. And here is a sample of his photograph.

[''Chris points the camera to the television showing half the face of a bespectacled man with a relatively clear face. He then returns the camera to him.'']

Now, Jeremy, let's you and I talk business now. My demands are as follows:

Because I know and well awa- and I [am] well aware that you have Photoshopped me into that damned gay bar and uploaded it- and had it uploaded upon the billboards in New York City within some time ago. I would like you to make a public apology with your face, you may blur your face out as well, but I would like the statement to follow it:

"That you are- that it is a correction that I, Christian Weston Chandler, am STRAIGHT, and I have never ever been in a damned gay bar ''ever.''"

And I want that uploaded among the New York City billboards, and I want them left up there for one whole week, from one Sunday to the following Saturday. One, whole, week. Seven. days.

And that I- and also within the statements I would like you to know that I, Christian Weston Chandler, am an all-around good-natured person, and that I am to be treated and respected as a normal person. I am not a bad person; I do not like to be treated or thought of as a bad person, as I have been made out to be within the trolls, including yourself, Jeremy, within your smearing and hate campaigns of my name.

My next demand: I would like you to remove all of your pages as well from the CWCki, including every last page and image that you have put up there talking about the Tomboy/Tomgirl forum of Virginia. Remove them all, as well as your contributions to any pages. And then beyond that after having completed all that, I would like you as well to leave me, my life, my family, and my friends, alone, and at peace, to live our lives respectively as well. I'll leave you all with that. Stay tuned for another revealed troll... or slightly revealed, as I am ON THE PAYBACK! [''laughs maniacally'']

I win.

== Deadline for Don "Tito" and Jeremy "Thorg" ==
In this short video, Chris sets a deadline for Don and Jeremy to meet his demands - 31 August, 2011.

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===Transcript===
{{Transcription}}
I almost forgot. Between Don and Jeremy, also known as Suresack- Surfshack Tito and Thorg, my demands, I would like them met before August, 31st, 2011, the end of this month. And if my demands are not met before then, I'm gonna reveal your respective real life photographs as well as the rest of the personal information of you two in the- respectively, that I have within my possession. And then you two will each be trolled by your own trolls, and the police will catch up with you.

So, each of you. Meet my demands before August 31, 2011.

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[[Category: Chris-chan videos, August 2011| 2011-08-06]]

Calling Out

2011-08-06T22:09:50Z

Stevo the Human:

'''Calling Out''' refers to a series of three videos Chris uploaded on 6 August, 2011 following an [[100 2357.MOV|8 month hiatus]] from [[YouTube]].

Chris is sporting a new earring in these videos, which may or may not be a real piercing. His [[Pedo-Glasses|glasses]] are also absent.

== Calling Out "Tito" - Don ==
This video, also known as ''101 2461'', Chris announces his return to the internet. He claims to have information as to the true identity of various trolls, including [[Surfshack Tito]] (aka Don). After briefly showing viewers a fragment of the real Tito, Chris lists his demands to prevent the release of the full photo and, presumably, other revealing documents.

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| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Smug|text}}
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}}

===Transcript===
{{Transcription}}
''Looks at camera with an emotionless face, and then jerks the camera to his right.''

Attention, citizens of the internet. I am making a return. Y'all should know me by now, if in case if you don't, I am Christian Weston Chandler, the original creator of Sonichu and Rosechu and the electric hedgehog Pokemon. Firstly, upon that note, I would like to inform everyone that it was originally meant to be a TV-Y7 rated...friendship socializing, promoting type of series...it is not meant to be taken otherwise in any adulterous forms.

''Jerks camera around more.''

And with that, I will now continue with why I am making my return. I am ready to initiate negotiations and paybacksss with the trolls, some cyberbullies that have been defiling me within the past five years...n-for the past four years. Firstly, I would like to make it well known that I have some information of such trolls and cyberbullies if at that point if I release them, they could be easily trolled back by aaanyone. And, the first among chopping block I would like to ensue, SURFSHACK TITO...or should I day, Don in Michigan! And I'm not saying that he's a total fat person, but he would make the really big Buddha look like a supermodel in comparison. In fact, with his looks, he could be a Rasta Buddha! **Turns camera towards his televison** And I show you only a fragment of the pho-to-graph.

Now, DON. Let's talk business. If you do not want me to review-reveal the entire pho-to-graph, or any of the remainder of your information of which I have upon my possession, YOU WILL FOLLOW MY DEMANDS! And they are listed as such....

I want you to come forward with--come forward with your participation in, uh, PlayStation Network hackings...directly to Sony Computer Entertainment America and Sony Computer Entertainment Japan with a LIVE VIDEO, unaltered, ay, uh--slightly altered, you MAY blur your face. That is the only option you get: Blurring your face. You will apologize to..Sony and mess up for hacking the Playstation Network at all, 'cause I know you are responsible for that.
And also, I would you to, in that--within that same video, or in a separate video, apologize directly to my ex-girlfriend Heather and her family. You may even call them up on the telephone that you are the one among which responsibole for pretending to be me...and stopping that relationship between us, 'cause I would like to have peace between my past friends, because I don't like there to be bad things or ill tidings between people. **Pauses** And I know it was partially my fault, too, on that, by the way, within that relationship breakup.

But anyway, moving on with my demands, I would also like you to set me to send me via U.S. Mail, ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS CASH. American. Unmarked billssss, snail-mailed to my home address, in a long small, white envelope, with YOUR home address clearly, legibly, hand writ-ten on the envelope in the return area. Next, I want you to remove ALLL of the -cr-ALL of the pages on the website known as the CWCki that have originally came from you that you have started. Also, as well as all contributions you have to any other pages as well.
And lastly, from this point, after you have done things things, I would like you, DON of MICHIGAN, to leave me, my life, my family, my friends ALONE. To be. For the rest of our lives. In peace.
I leave that up to you Surrsshack Tito. Expect another video in the near fu--in the near future of another troll I am well aware of. Thank you.

== Calling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy ==
In this video, Chris calls out "Thorg" (aka Jeremy) and again, sets out his demands to prevent the release of a full photograph and revealing documents.

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===Transcript===
{{Transcription}}

== Deadline for Don "Tito" and Jeremy "Thorg" ==
In this short video, Chris sets a deadline for Don and Jeremy to meet his demands - 31 August, 2011.

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===Transcript===
{{Transcription}}
I almost forgot. Between Don and Jeremy, also known as Suresack- Surfshack Tito and Thorg, my demands, I would like them met before August, 31st, 2011, the end of this month. And if my demands are not met before then, I'm gonna reveal your respective real life photographs as well as the rest of the personal information of you two in the- respectively, that I have within my possession. And then you two will each be trolled by your own trolls, and the police will catch up with you.

So, each of you. Meet my demands before August 31, 2011.

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[[Category: Chris-chan videos, August 2011| 2011-08-06]]

Chris Chan gets chewed out by Kacey

2011-02-27T06:58:17Z

Stevo the Human: Fine-tuning the transcription and fixing grammar

[[Chris Chan gets chewed out by Kacey]] is a three-part series of videos that was leaked out onto the internet on [[February 2011|February 21, 2011]] by one [http://www.youtube.com/user/MiHiVidz MiHiVidz] on [[Youtube]]. The series showcases the long-lost phone conversation between [[Kacey]] and [[Solid Chris]] on [[November 2009|10 November 2009]] that led to Kacey severing all connections from Chris, the [[Kacey#Marriage to Liquid|marriage of Liquid Chris and Kacey the following day]], and the resulting [[CWC is Sad|video]] in which Ian tried not to cry over losing his [[Chris and reality|potential]] [[sweetheart]].

== Part 1 ==
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| audio = {{#ev:youtube|oFDnyny_9Ls}}
| Stardate = 10 November 2009
| Featuring = [[Solid Chris]]; [[Kacey]]
| Saga = [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] [[Liquid]] Saga
| previous = [[Chris Chan gets chewed out by Kacey|First]]
| next = [[Chris Chan gets chewed out by Kacey#Part 2|Part 2]]
}}

'''Chris:''' Hello?
 '''Kacey:''' Hi, Chris. It's Kacey.
 '''Chris:''' Oh, hey Kacey.
 '''Kacey:''' I-I got Kim's e-mail, she said to call you?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. Yeah, we need--yeah, uh, I feel like we need to, uh, talk, you know, [[Kacey and Liquid Call|sort out what happened the other night]]. Yeah, I did not mean--I did not mean to ignore you, and I was aware you were there and I'm sorr--I'm sorr--I wanted to call you guys back.
 '''Kacey:''' [speaks over Chris] Well, you didn't really...act like I was there, I, like, I'm pretty sure you just straight-out ignored everything I said.
 '''Chris:''' [makes a strange grunting noise] Yeah, yeah well let me talk about that. You see, uh, I have, uh, what--one of my problems is that I have [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tunnel_vision tunnel vision]. You know, it's like, uh, when, like, [[Autism|you concentrate on one thing and you're pretty much set until its done]]. And, uh, and Chris was--
 '''Kacey:''' [speaks over Chris] It--It--It doesn't matter, it made me feel like [[Liquid Chris|Chris]] is more important than I was. You were more concerned about what he was saying even though you think they're lies, than what I was saying even though I'm saying the truth. I mean, it's like, it's like you wanted him more than you wanted me.
 '''Chris:''' Kacey...That's not true. That's not true.
 '''Kacey:''' But--But I mean, if you have tunnel vision shouldn't your tunnel vision have been pointed at ''me'' and not ''him''?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, you see, another one of my flaws is, uh, when I get really [[stressed]] my mind tends to blank out and my problem solving skills, uh, pretty much, uh, temporary [[Chris and English|[sic]]] go down the toilet there. And...it just blank up and it justs really blanks me out, and, don't--
 '''Kacey:''' I know, but what's very important to me is that I have someone who can defend me, you weren't even defending me at all, you were just [[tard rage|screaming]] at him. I need someone who's quick on their feet. I mean, did you realize how much I was hurt last night?
 '''Chris:''' ...Yeah, I realize how much you were hurt, um, I'm very sorry about that, I real-I realize what a heel I was.
 '''Kacey:''' Alright, but did you really realize that, or did someone have to tell you that?
 '''Chris:''' Nope, I realized it. No one had to tell me. [pause] I did talk to Kim about it, though.
 '''Kacey:''' Well I know you talked to Kim, she's the one who e-mailed me.
 '''Chris:''' ...Yep. But, anyway, Kacey, I do love you. I really do. I'm very sorry I ignored you.
 '''Kacey:''' But, you haven't even tried to contact me until Kim told you to! I mean, how can you say you love me or care about me, and you were just going to, like, okay, I was so hurt, and I, I mean, what would you have done, I mean, if you didn't talk to me? I mean, I could have just gone off and done whatever, you would have been out of sight, out of mind. You couldn't even send a simple e-mail. I mean, it's like you didn't even care that I was hurt or crying or anything.
 '''Chris:''' No, I di-I did care. I just, uh, I was under st--I was under the shock, too.
 '''Kacey:''' What shock? There was no shock!
 '''Chris:''' You know, realizing what a heel I was and how hurt you were...and that made me feel hurt. You know? 'Cause...
 '''Kacey:''' Then, why didn't you try to contact me? You would think you want to if you hurt someone you, um, supposedly love.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, you're right, I should have, yeah, I should have contacted you sooner. I just feel I-I thought--
 '''Kacey:''' You were too busy playing [[video games]] again, weren't you?
 '''Chris:''' No, I just thought--I just thought that you might need your spa--you might need some space, you know?
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, 'cause I'm hurting so you're just going to let me hurt all alone, or-or-or worse, in your opinion, you were gonna let me be with Chris, I mean, what did you think was gonna happen? I mean, you were playing video games today anyway, don't lie to me, I know you were.
 '''Chris:''' Okay, I played some video games. I played some video games.
 '''Kacey:''' See? Those are more important than me, too! How the heck are you supposed to have a [[girlfriend]] if you can't even talk to her unless her friend tells you to do it? You're just going to sit around and play video games all day, like, I could be hurt or sick or something, and you wouldn't know because your video games are more important.
 '''Chris:''' No, Kacey, you are more important. And if I- [Chris begins to speak, but Kacey interrupts]
 '''Kacey:''' But you're not acting like it at all.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, maybe I'm not acting like uh guh, m-maybe I'm not giving that impression right now. But Kacey- [Chris is interrupted]
 '''Kacey:''' Or ever.
 '''Chris:''' But Kacey, please believe me. You are very important. [[Chris and English|Because you are kind, caring]] [[China|woman]]. And you mean a lot to me. And I would really be hurt if something happened to you. And I will defend you. I really would. (Chris mumbles incoherently here)
 '''Kacey:''' But you never listen to me. You don't act like it. These are all just empty, meaningless words to me right now.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, y-I-I do listen to you.
 '''Kacey:''' No you don't! You haven't stopped eating McDonald's, you haven't gone jogging, you still play video games, you still ignore me. Name one thing that you do listen to me about. ONE thing.
 '''Chris:''' I did listen to you, on the fact that I should not go to McDonald's. And I have- (Interrupted)
 '''Kacey:''' But I know you've been eating at McDonald's. 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I, uh, well, um, okay, yes, I was eating at McDonald's for a little while. 
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, and it's all fast food, you still go to fast food, I know you do.
 '''Chris:''' [[sigh|*stress sigh*]], I, okay, I have not gone to McDonald's for over a week. 
 '''Kacey:''' Or ANY fast food. 
 '''Chris:''' [[Lie|I have not gone to any fast food, have not eaten the fast food, for over a week.]] 
 '''Kacey:''' Then [[Semen|what]] have you been eating? What did you eat tonight? 
 '''Chris:''' I have been-I have been eating mostly TV Dinners. 
 '''Kacey:''' Like what? 
 '''Chris:''' Like Michelina, or Banquet.
 '''Kacey:''' [[Chris_and_health|Have you looked at the nutritional values of those]]? Most of those are like, 300% sodium. That's just as bad, if not worse, because sodium can be just as bad as fat. Why don't you freshly prepare some food? I mean, even getting something at a deli is better. You should be making meals, you said you could cook. Or was that a lie too?
 '''Chris:''' ...I can cook. 
 '''Kacey:''' Then why don't you?
 '''Chris:''' Because I-because I don't have the individual ingredients at the time. 
 '''Kacey:''' (incredulous)...Then go buy them. 
 '''Chris:''' And I will. I'm going to buy the individual ingredients to make- to make da better food. 
 '''Kacey:''' Why haven't you already? I mean, if you can't even take the initiative to cook your food... I mean, why haven't you done this throughout your life?! Like, you're just lying to me again to make yourself look better, but I know you're never going to do it! I know you're not. 
 '''Chris:''' I am. I am going to do it. I am going to do it. [long, awkward pause] I have been working on making myself better. I have been going out jogging.
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, like, for like, what? Five minutes? I run five miles, 2.5 at the... least. I mean, you should be able to jog at least two miles by now if you were even trying. And you don't listen to- [Chris tries to speak over her, saying "I am trying."] me when I'm trying to tell you I'm worried about how you're probably losing muscle mass or anything. I mean-
 '''Chris:''' I do- I listen to you and like... I-I-I really ap'riciate your concern, but that concern makes me think, and it makes me act... Truly.
 '''Kacey:''' That's- I mean, I saw those [[11042009 51 50|videos when you were trying to lift lemonade...]] Those weren't fifty pounds. I mean, that's not even a workout, anyway, that's not even balanced. Get some real weights. I mean, that's just gonna hurt you, 'cuz you're displacing the weight.
[pause]
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I'm going to get a pair of fifty pound weights...
 '''Kacey:''' Either way, it shouldn't have been that hard, I mean, you shouldn't have struggled with something that was like what, five, seven pounds?
 '''Chris:''' Okay, well maybe I- Okay, I exa- I exa- I likely exaggerated when I said that they were each fifty.
 '''Kacey:''' That's a huge exaggeration! That's a ''big'' difference!
 '''Chris:''' They felt, like, more than twenty pounds apiece.
 '''Kacey:''' Kim said they were ten pounds. I'm not even sure if it's that much.
 '''Chris:''' Okay, well... okay, I-I do not claim to actually know how many pounds one of those actually is...
 '''Kacey:''' Then you shouldn't have.
 '''Chris:''' But, it felt like at least twenty.
 '''Kacey:''' No it's not. I'm looking it up on Google right now and it says around eight, ten pounds. I mean, it's just [[Honor roll|simple math and conversion]].
 '''Chris:''' Okay, well...
 '''Kacey:''' I mean, how hard is it to look it up, so you don't look stupid?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, you're right, I could've- I could've looked it up. I just didn't- I did not think about that. I did not think of that. One of my faults, sometimes I don't think of everything.
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, do you ever think, cause I'm starting to think you don't, because you've been making a ''lot'' of mistakes lately. And... it's really, really, making ''me'' think. I mean, I'm tired of the excuses. 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I'm ti- I, I don't like excuses either.
 '''Kacey:''' Then why do you make them all the time? That's all you ever do.
 '''Chris:''' Hmm. Okay, maybe- okay. I have made some excuses in the past.
 '''Kacey:''' You make a ''lot'' of excuses in the past. You make any excuse, you ever do, it's always "[[THAT IS MY HOUSE|I'm working on it]]," or "I'm thinking about it," like, whenever you say stuff like that I know it's not going to get done. I mean, that's really bad, when... I already ''know'' you're not going to do anything by the words you say. You're just gonna continue to make excuses. You left me alone for several days after you heard how upset I was! The hell? You really think I want a boyfriend like that?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, you ta- yeah, you would not want a boyfriend like that. But, I ca-yeah, I mean I have, I realize that...
 '''Kacey:''' Exactly, so, you see what I'm saying. Right?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I understand... what you are saying. And I could be better, and I am willing to improve.
 '''Kacey:''' Sssomehow, I don't really think you're going to.
 '''Chris:''' I am going to improve on that.
 '''Kacey:''' Well, you haven't yet, so... why would I believe you now?
 '''Chris:''' ''[long silence]'' Okay, you have every right to question that, but... please believe me, I mean, ya know, one thing that- ya know, I would be, I would be ''glad'' to be there for you, but... I don't know your address.
 '''Kacey:''' That doesn't matter, you should be able to be there for me otherwise. You haven't earned that address. I mean, is that really all you've got? I mean... and after that comic, how wo- why would I want to give you my address? You're just going to shoot [[Liquid Chris|Chris]] or me anyway!
 '''Chris:''' I, I promise you, I would not shoot anybody for real. I do not even own a real gun.
 '''Kacey:''' Doesn't mean you couldn't get one, I could get a gun and I don't own one. 
 '''Chris:''' I do not, I have no intention on getting a real gun in the near future. 
 '''Kacey:''' I mean, but it's so easy to get guns, do you remember the Virginia Tech shooter? It's easy. Doesn't matter, all you need to do is get mad again, then you'll just ignore me anyway.
 '''Chris:''' I promise you that I would not ignore you in the future, even when I get- even when I get... riled up, and angry and [mumbling], I would not ignore you.
 '''Kacey:''' I don't know, you've ignored me enough, don't you think it might be a little too late? I mean, that comic really scared me, I mean, I'm pretty sure... you shot him in the comic so he couldn't follow and take me back. I mean, that's just ''creepy''. That's psychotic. That's delusional.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. I, I agree with you, that... I may have some issues to resolve with Chris. Like, you know, I definitely should... like, you know, try... to sit in front of him... and discuss things, calmly...
 '''Kacey:''' You think he's gonna do that after he saw that comic?! 

== Part 2 ==
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| Stardate = 10 [[November 2009]]
| Featuring = [[Solid Chris]]; [[Kacey]]
| Saga = [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] [[Liquid]] Saga
| previous = [[Chris Chan gets chewed out by Kacey#Part 1|Part 1]]
| next = [[Chris Chan gets chewed out by Kacey#Part 3|Part 3]]
}}

 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I mean, obviously he definitely has other skeletons in his closet-
 '''Kacey:''' This isn't about him; this isn't about him. This is about you. And I'm tired of you talking bad about him.
 '''Chris:''' OK, yeah. I don- I don't like talking bad about people, but-
 '''Kacey:''' But you do all the time! 
 '''Chris:''' Well, only... just, only- ok, well.
 '''Kacey:''' Tell me again why you think you're better than him. Go ahead.
 '''Chris:''' Because I'm- because I'm loyal.
 '''Kacey:''' You're not very loyal; you haven't called me. You're not very honest; you lie to me all the time.
 '''Chris:''' Because I tell you- I tell you everything I'm- from my heart. And [when] I tell you I love you, I mean it.
 '''Kacey:''' That's lying. You can't even send me a simple email to make sure I'm OK. Like, I don't think you get how hurt and angry I am, so no, I want something that you're better at him at that is real, because your lies come from your heart too.
 '''Chris:''' [Stuttering incoherently for a rebuttal] Ok, I have made the mistake of lying at-
 '''Kacey:''' A lot.
 '''Chris:''' A lot, a lot, but a lot of the things that I have told you, in the past, were true. I swear, I have told you a lot of truth like you know, like when I tell you about myself on the kind of person I am, those are true. And how I feel about you, that's true, too.
 '''Kacey:''' How do I know that?
 '''Chris:''' And my hit-
 '''Kacey:''' How do I know you're not just ready to drop me, because it's easier, or something stupid?
 '''Chris:''' Because... we started out as friends, and I in-
 '''Kacey:''' That's right, friends.
 '''Chris:''' Well, hang on, hang on! We started out as friends with the possibility of a relationship, and I would like a relationship.
 '''Kacey:''' How would we start off as friend with the possibility of a relationship? You lied to me the first time you talked to me.
 '''Chris:''' OK, I did the things-
 '''Kacey:''' You pretended to be my boyfriend, my fiance.
 '''Chris:''' OK, I did pretend to be Chris. But that was in the case, to let you know, that he was who you- he was not who you thought he was. You know, he was- He ''was'' pretending to be me.
 '''Kacey:''' He wasn't pretending to be you! This is what I don't get. Stop saying he's pretending to be you. Just 'cause you guys have the same name doesn't mean he was pretending to be you, because you two are two totally different people.
 '''Chris:''' OK, yes, we are two totally different people, and I can list the whole number of things that I am and he's no- that he's not that he claims.
 '''Kacey:''' Whatever, I can list the whole things he does that you can't. He can play guitar. He doesn't lie to me. He jogs with me. He does stuff with me. He doesn't sit around and play video games. He has a job. He has a college education. He goes to school. I mean, wh- the hell? I mean, c'mon. Do it, do it. Sho- Tell me. Tell me what's he's not doing and I bet you I can refute everything.
 '''Chris:''' ''[stutters, then sighs]''
 '''Kacey:''' So you don't have anything, do you?
 '''Chris:''' Well... okay, well, I can definitely tell you that he did not go to Manchester High School.
 '''Kacey:''' That doesn't matter to me. What matters to me is he's in school now. And that he's gonna make himself better.
 '''Chris:''' He is... yes he is, okay, he is...
 '''Kacey:''' His high s- I told you before, high school doesn't matter to me, it's stupid.
 '''Chris:''' Well, you get your education through high school. You need your high school diploma to move on to college...
 '''Kacey:''' Not really, anyone can get their GED and blaze through it. What matters even more than high school education is like your SATs and your ACTs. College is what's important to me. Because that shows a future. I mean, I bet you don't even know what a GED is.
 '''Chris:''' I do know, I have a general idea of what a GED is. It's a sort of degree.
 '''Kacey:''' ...No... It's... in place of a diploma. I mean, did you even take the SAT?
 '''Chris:''' Yes, I did take the SAT in high school.
 '''Kacey:''' What was your scores?
 '''Chris:''' ...I do not remember.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh come on, you've got to remember. Nobody forgets their SAT scores.
 '''Chris:''' It, uh, with a small detail like that, and I felt it was small... it was in one ear and out the other.
 '''Kacey:''' Okay, was it- was it above 1100? Was it above 1200? Was it above... anything like that?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, mmm... Ah, yeah, I think it, I think it was... over 1100. "[long pause]" But that's to the best of my recollection. [[Lie|I swear]].
 '''Kacey:''' So you had something over 1100, but you went to a community college. I mean, did- did you even try to get into a university? Not that I'm saying community colleges are bad, but, come on.
 '''Chris:''' I did- yeah well, yeah, my mom and dad advised me to go ''to'' the community college, because my family could not afford university.
 '''Kacey:''' That's... my- okay, okay, first off... you're on [[Monthly tugboat|disability]]. Government would have paid for your schooling, the end. That's just being lazy. Um, number two, financial aid and student loans. That would have been all on you, not on them. And the thing is, you... should at ''least'' have transferred to university ''after'' the community college cause community college is a stepping stone. Yes, it's a great way to get your classes for cheaper, but then you ''have'' to go to university to get, like, a bachelor's. I mean, did you even look into that?
 '''Chris:''' That had not come to mind. By the way, I ca- by the way, just to let you know, I did check with my mom and dad, I mean... yes, they were in for, of the, of the financial aid, but they...
 '''Kacey:''' Well then your parents should have done something about that, that just shows your parents didn't care about your future either. But it's not up to them. You should have done it, why didn't you use it? ''[talking over Chris]'' I wish I'd had financial aid right way.
 '''Chris:''' ''[sighs]'' Look. I would have taken the financial aid if I-if I could, but my mom and dad, there was a whole lot of stress going on in just starting out at the community college... 
 '''Kacey:''' But you still... should have been able to do it later... ''[Chris stutters]'' Don't you overtalk me! Don't overtalk me. That's the thing, it's always stress, it's always stress this stress that. It...doesn't...''matter''. You should have been able to do something ''afterwards''. Even if you didn't do it right away, you should have been able to go to a four-year university afterwards, and gotten something better than just a little [[CADD]] certificate...whatever. An associate's doesn't do ''shit.'' I'm... I mean, like, I'm sick and tired of hearing you use the word "stress." You don't know stress. We've been through this before. You ''don't know'' what stress is.
 '''Chris:''' Okay, I will not disagree with you...but on the...
 '''Kacey:''' You're damn ''straight'' you're not gonna disagree with me because you know I'm right! You don't have a job, you don't even- you don't have job stress. You..You sit around, play video games, and get... ''money''. If your life was a hundred times more stressful than it is now, you still wouldn't have as much stress as I do, you wouldn't have as much stress as...my ''[[Chandler cats|cat]]'', probably.
 '''Chris:''' ''[long pause]'' Yeah, y-you're probably right.
 '''Kacey:''' You're damn straight I'm right! I mean, you take days off where you don't do anything except color or play video games. "[pause]" I mean, I don't think you get... that all you have shown me the whole time I've known you, is that you don't want to do anything unless it's easy. You want everything to be handed ''to'' you. And if you haven't noticed, I'm kind of ambitious. Why would I want someone like that?
 '''Chris:''' ''[long pause]'' Yeah, you're right. I would not want, uh... I would, if I was to... go out with a woman, I, ah, would want one who was a go-getter. And you...
 '''Kacey:''' But the thing is, don't you think go-getters want ''other'' go-getters? Why would I want someone who's just gonna lay at home and suck up my money? I mean, cause that's all it would be, instead of sucking up the government's money you'd be sucking up my money. And, uh, I'm not sure I'd like that. At all. I mean, I don't want to have to take care of someone until I have kids, and you're ''definitely'' not my kid.
 '''Chris:''' ''[long pause]'' I cn definitely, be able- I can definitely take care of myself.
 '''Kacey:''' No you can't! You don't have a job. Can't take care of yourself without a job. My job is hanging on a thread, and I'm still doing way better than you.
 '''Chris:''' Okay, yeah, you're doing... way better than me. You know a lot more than I do.
 '''Kacey:''' I mean, seriously, tell me: without your parents, could you survive?
 '''Chris:''' I would do my best to survive, and... I think I would get by.
 '''Kacey:''' Really. Your best. Because, I mean... what kind of bills do you think need to be paid off every month?
 '''Chris:''' ''[long pause]'' Yeah... electric, water, heating... that sort of thing.
 '''Kacey:''' "[pause]"Um, how about car insurance? Um, [[Television|cable?]] 
 '''Chris:''' Oh yeah, car, um...
 '''Kacey:''' Rent? Property? You got taxes? Um, trash pickup if you have trash? Recycling if you have recycling? Oh, and don't forget any repairs.
 '''Chris:''' Yes, there is all that.
 '''Kacey:''' I mean, how much do you get a month again? Like, what, 600?
 '''Chris:''' No, I'm ge- I'm getting... about 800 a month right now.
 '''Kacey:''' Still, my bills are slightly larger than that. I mean, you couldn't survive on your own. And, I mean, these are my bills with ''roommates.'' I don't think you could survive without your parents. You can't even move out! And even if you could move out, you wouldn't have anybody to move out ''with''! That's, that's insane!
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, that is insane. And I...
 '''Kacey:''' Then why haven't you done something about it?! I have been living out on my own since I was eighteen, nineteen. You are twenty-seven! And you haven't moved out yet!
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, well one reason is- yeah, I don't have anybody to move out... with.
 '''Kacey:''' I moved out with ''nothing.'' I moved out with no job, hardly any money, without a car, and I still survived. And I got myself a job, and I got myself a car.
 '''Chris:''' Well I mean...
 '''Kacey:''' I mean, find someone, there's people in craigslist, the newspapers, um universities, everywhere. You can find something. You can find someone who, will just rent a room. And then you don't even need to be around that person. I mean, Hell, you could probably get housing.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, "[stutters] That's true, but ah... If I move out that's actually- I think I could be able to move out.. with my girlfriend. I don't, I mean, I wouldn't want just some other, I don't think- I just wouldn't feel comfortable- 
 '''Kacey:''' "[cuts in]" But be realistic Chris, I mean.
 '''Chris:''' with some kind of stranger...
 '''Kacey:''' You need to know how to live on your own before you go into a relationship. Because if you go straight into, living out with a relationship, it's going to put a strain on there. I mean, you need to know how to deal with strangers, you need to know how to live on your own. I mean if you can't take care of yourself, you can't expect to be in a relationship. You'll just drag it down. 
 

== Part 3 ==
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| name = Chris Chan gets chewed out by Kacey, Part 3
| audio = {{#ev:youtube|u2D74OGq_jQ}}
| Stardate = 10 [[November 2009]]
| Featuring = [[Chris]], [[Kacey]]
| Saga = [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] [[Liquid]] Saga
| previous = [[Chris Chan gets chewed out by Kacey#Part 2|Part 2]]
| next = [[Chris Chan gets chewed out by Kacey|Final]]
}}

 '''Kacey:''' Besides, I mean, you shouldn't move out with someone right away anyway, so you should probably live on your own first. I mean, besides, if you keep acting the way you're acting, you aren't likely to get a girlfriend anyway. Besides, if you had your own place to be, it'd be easier, because then there'd be a place for her to move and normally it's the girl who moves in with the guy. [obvious sounds of Kacey being tired from wailing on Chris so much] And ''besides,'' if you can't even take care of that, how do you expect to take care of a daughter... Which you keep dreaming about. I mean, are you expecting to just marry someone rich?
[''slight pause'']
 '''Chris:''' No, I do not... I- [cut off by Kacey]
 '''Kacey:''' Then how are you gonna take care of her? How are you gonna take care of a daughter?
 '''Chris:''' [[Chris_and_Reality|One day at a time.]] 
 '''Kacey:''' No, there is no one day at a time. You-You... There is no one day at a time. You do that, you're going to [Obesity|starve.] You need ''plans.'' I mean, that's like Alcoholics Anonymous, that's not living.
 '''Chris:''' [[Alcohol|Well, I mean, at least I don't go out and get drunk every night.]] I don't do that.
 '''Kacey:''' Well, you know what, at least those drunks could pay for their drinks. You couldn't even do that! I mean, are you just trying to make yourself look good? 
 '''Chris:''' [incoherent mumbling, sounds like he's repeating what Kacey just asked him] Yeah... 
 '''Kacey:''' Well, stop! It's-It's... I mean, that's- uh, that's stupid! 
 '''Chris:''' Well, wait, uh-
 '''Kacey:''' You're comparing apples to oranges!
 '''Chris:''' Okay, wait, maybe I'm misunderstanding the ques- maybe I misunderstood the question. You just said, I mean, I thought you said, uh, "[...]trying to make myself look good."
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, you're just trying to make yourself look good by comparing yourself to someone you think is worse than you. But, I mean, you're not going to be able to always do that. That's not adult.
 '''Chris:''' [completely skipping over the latter half of her last statements] Oooh, yeah, okay, yeah, now I understand. I just, mm... okay. Mmmm... Yeah. Mmm... Yeah, but, that is, uh, that is kind of a lame deal.
 '''Kacey:''' Besides, at this point, they're probably better than you.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, you're pro'lly- Yeah... You're right. A lot of people are better than me. Uh... In situations of being able to take care of him or herselves... Themselves. 
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, so obviously you're never gonna be able to take care of anyone. Why would girls want that? Girls want [[Liquid_Chris|real men.]] They want somebody who's gonna give them comfort and security. Not saying that the girl shouldn't be making money, too, and helping out, but I mean, nobody wants somebody who's just going to, [sigh] to, just, lay there and do nothing! 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah.
 '''Kacey:''' I mean, oh-kay, look at what I'm being offered with Chris. Look at what I'm being offered with you. If you were me, what would you do?
 '''Chris:''' Mm... Yeah... Probably go to one that's better. But... Lemme just ask you- I mean, I know it's not about Chris, lemme ask you, have you actually ''checked'' his back- his background and actually seen where he works? 
 '''Kacey:''' ''Yes!'' And that's why he- I know he's honest with me! And it doesn't matter anyway, you just said it's not about him, but then you made it about him. I mean, I've been to a company lunch with him. 
 '''Chris:''' Well, um, I was just askin'. I was just askin'.
 '''Kacey:''' So, I mean, seriously, once again, I mean, who do you think would be the better one? 
 [''pause'']
 '''Chris:''' Okay, [[Liquid_Chris|him.]]
 '''Kacey:''' Exactly, so why-why do you think I would even give you a chance after all the lies and all the ch-shit you put me through? You ignored me. 
 '''Chris:''' I lis- I listen to your every word, I ''did...'' I-I-Okay, well... 
 [''Chris and Kacey talk over each other, Kacey comes out victorious'']
 '''Kacey:''' If you listen to it, you definitely didn't do anything about it. I mean, stop lying.
 '''Chris:''' I have been excersizing, I have been... going out walking and jogging.
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, for five minutes. Not good enough. Totally not good enough.
 '''Chris:''' Okay, yeah, not good en-could be better. Could be better.
 '''Kacey:''' Could be ''a LOT'' better. I mean, working is not good enough if you don't push yourself. Then you're not really working on it. Then you're just kinda coasting through it. You're just kinda being half-assed. Do I really seem like the girl who needs someone half-assed?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, you're not the... kinda girl that would want somebody who's... half-assed.
 [''pause lasting 21 seconds'']
 '''Kacey:''' I mean, just... [sigh] Right now, in my eyes, you're just a horrible human being. You leech off [[Monthly_Tugboat|everyone.]] And I can't stand that, for one, you don't even know the principles of your religion right, which is extremely important to me. You've insulted and hurt my fiancé beyond anything, then you've insulted and hurt me, you've ignored me, you think ''he's'' more important, you've disrespected everyone on [[Twin_Falling_Towers|9/11,]] when, of course, nothing touches YOU, you insulted my father, you insulted my family... You- I mean, you compared my grandmother dying to a [[Patti-chan|DOG.]] A ''dog.'' A mangy, dirty dog. I mean. Oh. My. [[Godjesus#Concept_of_God_.28or:_GodJesus.29|GOD.]] 
 '''Chris:''' [obviously jumping over everything Kacey just said yet again] Patti was not a mangy, dirty dog... She was a member of my family. 
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, well, that still doesn't mean that she's like my grandmother dying in a terrorist attack. She still a damned dog. I mean, I love my cats and everything, but they're still cats! She was still a damn dog. I mean, fuck you for even COMPARING that to my grandmother dying. 
 '''Chris:''' Okay, well- kay...
 '''Kacey:''' You don't understand life, you don't understand [[Chris_and_Death|death,]] obviously. 
 '''Chris:''' I do understand death. It hurts... 
 '''Kacey:''' The thing is, you don't understand. I mean, you're not even going to live to see thirty. Why would I wanna be with someone who I know is going to be dead in four years? Three years? I mean... [sigh] I wouldn't even give you five years. My family hates you, you're lying to me, you're nasty to my friends, you lie to my friends. I mean, don't think I don't know that you don't lie to Kim. Don't think I don't know that you don't lie to me! I don't think you'd have luck with anyone, to tell you the truth. So you can not tell me that you want me to be with you or that you love me because you're just gonna die wasting your life playing video games and doing nothing. I mean, even though a [[CADD]] degree isn't much, you haven't done anything with it. You've wasted your life. You've wasted your life and you think you're good enough to date anyone, including me? I mean, you're frickin' weak-willed, you're not even good enough for society. You- I don't think you're ever gonna get anything, you can't fight for what you want. You definitely didn't fight for me, so you know what? I don't need this at all. This is totally not what I need. I mean, fuck you, I don't even wanna be friends, because you are a total waste of space. I mean, you disrespect everyone. And you know what? I'm getting married tomorrow, 2PM. You know what, and it's all thanks to you, cause if it weren't for you being such an [[Nudes|ass,]] I wouldn't see what a great person Chris is and how much he really does love me 'cause I had someone to compare him to, who doesn't give a [[DIRTY,_CRAPPED_BRIEFS|shit]] about me, who only loves his video games and himself. So you know what? You- Just- You know what? I don't even care because I don't even have anything to say to you because you know what, won't hurt about this, you'll be over this by tomorrow. I will never see anything that shows you're even hurt by this or you even care! So you know what, I'm going to go ahead and get married tomorrow. I'm gonna be happy and I'm gonna live my life and you know what, you're gonna be doing the same thing in five years. If you're not dead. I mean, I'd recommend talking to someone about that. Y'should probably call up, you know, an institution, therapy, something, because, I mean, you're gonna be the five- doing the same thing in five minutes. I bet you I will never be mentioned again by you. You're not gonna be upset. You're not gonna do anything. I bet you anything I'm gonna see a new video being like, "Oh, who the hell was Kacey? I'm going after..." I don't even care anymore. I. Don't. Care. I'm getting married tomorrow. I'm gonna be happy, so you know what? Go do whatever because you know what, just fuck you, you're just gonna go off with someone else because, I mean, you've already shown me that, you've already shown me that, sooo... Have fun making a video about meeting a new girlfriend, because I'm done. 
 '''Chris:''' Ugh...
 [''it can be implied that by this point, Chris's new pair of undies have since been soiled'']
 '''Kacey:''' Peace out.
 [''tape ends'']

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Chris Chan gets chewed out by Kacey

2011-02-27T02:13:11Z

Stevo the Human:

{{Transcription}}

[[Chris Chan gets chewed out by Kacey]] is a three-part series of videos that was leaked out onto the internet on [[February 2011|February 21, 2011]] by one [http://www.youtube.com/user/MiHiVidz MiHiVidz] on [[Youtube]]. The series showcases the long-lost phone conversation between [[Kacey]] and [[Solid Chris]] on [[November 2009|10 November 2009]] that led to Kacey severing all connections from Chris, the [[Kacey#Marriage to Liquid|marriage of Liquid Chris and Kacey the following day]], and the resulting [[CWC is Sad|video]] in which Ian tried not to cry over losing his [[Chris and reality|potential]] [[sweetheart]].

== Part 1 ==
{{Infobox/Audiofile
| name = Chris Chan gets chewed out by Kacey, Part 1
| audio = {{#ev:youtube|oFDnyny_9Ls}}
| Stardate = 10 November 2009
| Featuring = [[Solid Chris]]; [[Kacey]]
| Saga = [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] [[Liquid]] Saga
| previous = [[Chris Chan gets chewed out by Kacey|First]]
| next = [[Chris Chan gets chewed out by Kacey#Part 2|Part 2]]
}}

''[Done up to 08:00, more to come later]''

'''Chris:''' Hello?
 '''Kacey:''' Hi, Chris. It's Kacey.
 '''Chris:''' Oh, hey Kacey.
 '''Kacey:''' I-I got Kim's e-mail, she said to call you?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. Yeah, we need--yeah, uh, I feel like we need to, uh, talk, you know, [[Kacey and Liquid Call|sort out what happened the other night]]. Yeah, I did not mean--I did not mean to ignore you, and I was aware you were there and I'm sorr--I'm sorr--I wanted to call you guys back.
 '''Kacey:''' [speaks over Chris] Well, you didn't really...act like I was there, I, like, I'm pretty sure you just straight-out ignored everything I said.
 '''Chris:''' [makes a strange grunting noise] Yeah, yeah well let me talk about that. You see, uh, I have, uh, what--one of my problems is that I have [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tunnel_vision tunnel vision]. You know, it's like, uh, when, like, [[Autism|you concentrate on one thing and you're pretty much set until its done]]. And, uh, and Chris was--
 '''Kacey:''' [speaks over Chris] It--It--It doesn't matter, it made me feel like [[Liquid Chris|Chris]] is more important than I was. You were more concerned about what he saying even though you think they're lies, than what I was saying even though I'm saying the truth. I mean, it's like, it's like you wanted him more than you wanted me.
 '''Chris:''' Kacey...That's not true. That's not true.
 '''Kacey:''' But--But I mean, if you have tunnel vision shouldn't your tunnel vision have been pointed at ''me'' and not ''him''?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, you see, another one of my flaws is, uh, when I get really [[stressed]] my mind tends to blank out and my problem solving skills, uh, pretty much, uh, temporary [[Chris and English|[sic]]] go down the toilet there. And...it just blank up and it justs really blanks me out, and, don't--
 '''Kacey:''' I know, but what's very important to me is that I have someone who can defend me, you weren't even defending me at all, you were just [[tard rage|screaming]] at him. I need someone who's quick on their feet. I mean, did you realize how much I was hurt last night?
 '''Chris:''' ...Yeah, I realize how much you were hurt, um, I'm very sorry about that, I real-I realize what a heel I was.
 '''Kacey:''' Alright, but did you really realize that, or did someone have to tell you that?
 '''Chris:''' Nope, I realized it. No one had to tell me. [pause] I did talk to Kim about it, though.
 '''Kacey:''' Well I know you talked to Kim, she's the one who e-mailed me.
 '''Chris:''' ...Yep. But, anyway, Kacey, I do love you. I really do. I'm very sorry I ignored you.
 '''Kacey:''' But, you haven't even tried to contact me until Kim told you to! I mean, how can you say you love me or care about me, and you were just going to, like, okay, I was so hurt, and I, I mean, what would you have done, I mean, if you didn't talk to me? I mean, I could have just gone off and done whatever, you would have been out of sight, out of mind. You couldn't even send a simple e-mail. I mean, it's like you didn't even care that I was hurt or crying or anything.
 '''Chris:''' No, I di-I did care. I just, uh, I was under st--I was under the shock, too.
 '''Kacey:''' What shock? There was no shock!
 '''Chris:''' You know, realizing what a heel I was and how hurt you were...and that made me feel hurt. You know? 'Cause...
 '''Kacey:''' Then, why didn't you try to contact me? You would think you want to if you just hurt someone you, um, supposedly love.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, you're right, I should have, yeah, I should have contacted you sooner. I just feel I-I thought--
 '''Kacey:''' You were too busy playing [[video games]] again, weren't you?
 '''Chris:''' No, I just thought--I just thought that you might need your spa--you might need some space, you know?
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, 'cause I'm hurting so you're just going to let me hurt all alone, or-or-or worse, in your opinion, you were gonna let me be with Chris, I mean, what did you think was gonna happen? I mean, you were playing video games today anyway, don't lie to me, I know you were.
 '''Chris:''' Okay, I played some video games. I played some video games.
 '''Kacey:''' See? Those are more important than me, too! How the heck are you supposed to have a [[girlfriend]] if you can't even talk to her unless her friend tells you to do it? You're just going to sit around and play video games all day, I mean, I could be hurt or sick or something, and you wouldn't know because your video games are more important.
 '''Chris:''' No, Kacey, you are more important. And if I- [Chris begins to speak, but Kacey interrupts]
 '''Kacey:''' But you're not acting like it at all.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, maybe I'm not acting like uh guh, m-maybe I'm not giving that impression right now. But Kacey- [Chris is interrupted]
 '''Kacey:''' Or ever.
 '''Chris:''' But Kacey, please believe me. You are very important. [[Chris and English|Because you are kind, caring]] [[China|woman]]. And you mean a lot to me. And I would really be hurt if something happened to you. And I will defend you. I really would. (Chris mumbles incoherently here)
 '''Kacey:''' But you never listen to me. You don't act like it. These are all just empty, meaningless words to me right now.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, y-I-I do listen to you.
 '''Kacey:''' No you don't! You haven't stopped eating McDonald's, you haven't gone jogging, you still play video games, you still ignore me. Name one thing that you do listen to me about. ONE thing.
 '''Chris:''' I did listen to you, on the fact that I should not go to McDonald's. And I have- (Interrupted)
 '''Kacey:''' But I know you've been eating at McDonald's. 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I, uh, well, um, okay, yes, I was eating at McDonald's for a little while. 
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, and it's all fast food, you still go to fast food, I know you do.
 '''Chris:''' [[sigh|*stress sigh*]], I, okay, I have not gone to McDonald's for over a week. 
 '''Kacey:''' Or ANY fast food. 
 '''Chris:''' [[Lie|I have not gone to any fast food, have not eaten the fast food, for over a week.]] 
 '''Kacey:''' Then [[Semen|what]] have you been eating? What did you eat tonight? 
 '''Chris:''' I have been-I have been eating mostly TV Dinners. '''Kacey:''' Like what? 
 '''Chris:''' Like Michelina, or Banquet.
 '''Kacey:''' [[Chris_and_health|Have you looked at the nutritional value of those]]? Most of those are like, 300% sodium. That's just as bad, if not worse, because sodium can be just as bad as fat. Why don't you freshly prepare some food? I mean, even getting something at a deli is better. You should be making meals, you said you could cook. Or was that a lie too?
 '''Chris:''' ...I can cook. 
 '''Kacey:''' Then why don't you?
 '''Chris:''' Because I-because I don't have the individual ingredients at the time. 
 '''Kacey:''' (incredulous)...Then go buy them. 
 '''Chris:''' I will. I'm going to buy the individual ingredients to make- to make da better food. 
 '''Kacey:''' Why haven't you already? I mean, if you can't even take the initiative to cook your own food... I mean, why haven't you done this throughout your life?! Like, you're just lying to me again to make yourself look better, but I know you're never going to do it! I know you're not. 
 '''Chris:''' I am. I am going to do it. I am going to do it. [long, awkward pause] I have been working on making myself better. I have been going out jogging.
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, like, for like, what? Five minutes? I run five miles, 2.5 at the... least. I mean, you should be able to jog two miles by now if you were even trying. And you don't listen to- [Chris tries to speak over her, saying "I am trying."] me when I'm trying to tell you I'm worried about how you're probably losing muscle mass or anything. I mean-
 '''Chris:''' I do- I listen to you and like... I-I-I really ap'riciate your concern, but that concern makes me think, and it makes me act... Truly.
 '''Kacey:''' That's- I mean, I saw those [[11042009 51 50|videos when you were trying to lift lemonade...]] They weren't fifty pounds. I mean, that's not even a workout, anyway, that's not even balanced. Get some real weights. I mean, that's just gonna hurt you, 'cuz you're displacing the weight.
[pause]
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I'm going to do a pair of fifty pound weights...
 '''Kacey:''' Either way, it shouldn't have been that hard, you shouldn't have struggled with something that weighed like, what, five, seven pounds?
 '''Chris:''' Okay, well maybe I- Okay, I exa- I exa- I likely exaggerated when I said that they were each fifty.

== Part 2 ==
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| name = Chris Chan gets chewed out by Kacey, Part 2
| audio = {{#ev:youtube|Lmf1rD72zwI}}
| Stardate = 10 [[November 2009]]
| Featuring = [[Solid Chris]]; [[Kacey]]
| Saga = [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] [[Liquid]] Saga
| previous = [[Chris Chan gets chewed out by Kacey#Part 1|Part 1]]
| next = [[Chris Chan gets chewed out by Kacey#Part 3|Part 3]]
}}

''[Done up to 04:00, more to come later]''

 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I mean, obviously he definitely has other skeletons in his closet-
 '''Kacey:''' This isn't about him; this isn't about him. This is about you. And I'm tired of you talking bad about him.
 '''Chris:''' OK, yeah. I don- I don't like talking bad about people, but-
 '''Kacey:''' But you do all the time! 
 '''Chris:''' Well, only... just, only- ok, well.
 '''Kacey:''' Tell me again why you think you're better than him. Go ahead.
 '''Chris:''' Because I'm- because I'm loyal.
 '''Kacey:''' You're not very loyal; you haven't called me. You're not very honest; you lie to me all the time.
 '''Chris:''' Because I tell you- I tell you everything I'm- from my heart. And [when] I tell you I love you, I mean it.
 '''Kacey:''' That's lying. You can't even send me a simple email to make sure I'm OK. Like, I don't think you get how hurt and angry I am, so no, I want something that you're better at him at that is real, because your lies come from your heart too.
 '''Chris:''' [Stuttering incoherently for an rebuttal] Ok, I have made the mistake of lying at-
 '''Kacey:''' A lot.
 '''Chris:''' A lot, a lot, but a lot of the things that I have told you in the past were true. I swear, I have told you a lot of truth like you know, like when I tell you about myself on the kind of person I am, those are true. And how I feel about you, that's true, too.
 '''Kacey:''' How do I know that?
 '''Chris:''' And my hit-
 '''Kacey:''' How do I know you're not just ready to drop me, because it's easier, or something stupid?
 '''Chris:''' Because... we started out as friends, and I-
 '''Kacey:''' That's right, friends.
 '''Chris:''' Well, hang on, hang on! We started out as friends with the possibility of a relationship, and I would like a relationship.
 '''Kacey:''' How would we start off as friend with the possibility of a relationship? You lied to me the first time you talked to me.
 '''Chris:''' OK, I did the things-
 '''Kacey:''' You pretended to be my boyfriend, my fiance.
 '''Chris:''' OK, I did pretend to be Chris. But that was in a case, to let you know, that he was who you- he was not who you thought he was. You know, he was- He was pretending to be me.
 '''Kacey:''' He wasn't pretending to be you! This is what I don't get. Stop saying he's pretending to be you. Just 'cause you guys have the same name doesn't mean he was pretending to be you, because you two are two totally different people.
 '''Chris:''' OK, yes, we are two totally different people, and I can list the whole number of things that I am and he's no- that he's not that he claims.
 '''Kacey:''' Whatever, I can list the whole things he does that you can't. He can play guitar. He doesn't lie to me. He jogs with me. He does stuff with me. He doesn't sit around and play video games. He has a job. He has a college education. He goes to school. I mean, wh- the hell? I mean, c'mon. Do it, do it. Sho- Tell me. Tell me what's he's not doing and i bet you I can refute everything.

== Part 3 ==
{{Infobox/Audiofile
| name = Chris Chan gets chewed out by Kacey, Part 3
| audio = {{#ev:youtube|u2D74OGq_jQ}}
| Stardate = 10 [[November 2009]]
| Featuring = [[Chris]], [[Kacey]]
| Saga = [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] [[Liquid]] Saga
| previous = [[Chris Chan gets chewed out by Kacey#Part 2|Part 2]]
| next = [[Chris Chan gets chewed out by Kacey|Final]]
}}

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Chris Chan gets chewed out by Kacey

2011-02-27T02:08:00Z

Stevo the Human:

{{Transcription}}

[[Chris Chan gets chewed out by Kacey]] is a three-part series of videos that was leaked out onto the internet on [[February 2011|February 21, 2011]] by one [http://www.youtube.com/user/MiHiVidz MiHiVidz] on [[Youtube]]. The series showcases the long-lost phone conversation between [[Kacey]] and [[Solid Chris]] on [[November 2009|10 November 2009]] that led to Kacey severing all connections from Chris, the [[Kacey#Marriage to Liquid|marriage of Liquid Chris and Kacey the following day]], and the resulting [[CWC is Sad|video]] in which Ian tried not to cry over losing his [[Chris and reality|potential]] [[sweetheart]].

== Part 1 ==
{{Infobox/Audiofile
| name = Chris Chan gets chewed out by Kacey, Part 1
| audio = {{#ev:youtube|oFDnyny_9Ls}}
| Stardate = 10 November 2009
| Featuring = [[Solid Chris]]; [[Kacey]]
| Saga = [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] [[Liquid]] Saga
| previous = [[Chris Chan gets chewed out by Kacey|First]]
| next = [[Chris Chan gets chewed out by Kacey#Part 2|Part 2]]
}}

''[Done up to 08:00, more to come later]''

'''Chris:''' Hello?
 '''Kacey:''' Hi, Chris. It's Kacey.
 '''Chris:''' Oh, hey Kacey.
 '''Kacey:''' I-I got Kim's e-mail, she said to call you?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. Yeah, we need--yeah, uh, I feel like we need to, uh, talk, you know, [[Kacey and Liquid Call|sort out what happened the other night]]. Yeah, I did not mean--I did not mean to ignore you, and I was aware you were there and I'm sorr--I'm sorr--I wanted to call you guys back.
 '''Kacey:''' [speaks over Chris] Well, you didn't really...act like I was there, I, like, I'm pretty sure you just straight-out ignored everything I said.
 '''Chris:''' [makes a strange grunting noise] Yeah, yeah well let me talk about that. You see, uh, I have, uh, what--one of my problems is that I have [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tunnel_vision tunnel vision]. You know, it's like, uh, when, like, [[Autism|you concentrate on one thing and you're pretty much set until its done]]. And, uh, and Chris was--
 '''Kacey:''' [speaks over Chris] It--It--It doesn't matter, it made me feel like [[Liquid Chris|Chris]] is more important than I was. You were more concerned about what he saying even though you think they're lies, than what I was saying even though I'm saying the truth. I mean, it's like, it's like you wanted him more than you wanted me.
 '''Chris:''' Kacey...That's not true. That's not true.
 '''Kacey:''' But--But I mean, if you have tunnel vision shouldn't your tunnel vision have been pointed at ''me'' and not ''him''?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, you see, another one of my flaws is, uh, when I get really [[stressed]] my mind tends to blank out and my problem solving skills, uh, pretty much, uh, temporary [[Chris and English|[sic]]] go down the toilet there. And...it just blank up and it justs really blanks me out, and, don't--
 '''Kacey:''' I know, but what's very important to me is that I have someone who can defend me, you weren't even defending me at all, you were just [[tard rage|screaming]] at him. I need someone who's quick on their feet. I mean, did you realize how much I was hurt last night?
 '''Chris:''' ...Yeah, I realize how much you were hurt, um, I'm very sorry about that, I real-I realize what a heel I was.
 '''Kacey:''' Alright, but did you really realize that, or did someone have to tell you that?
 '''Chris:''' Nope, I realized it. No one had to tell me. [pause] I did talk to Kim about it, though.
 '''Kacey:''' Well I know you talked to Kim, she's the one who e-mailed me.
 '''Chris:''' ...Yep. But, anyway, Kacey, I do love you. I really do. I'm very sorry I ignored you.
 '''Kacey:''' But, you haven't even tried to contact me until Kim told you to! I mean, how can you say you love me or care about me, and you were just going to, like, okay, I was so hurt, and I, I mean, what would you have done, I mean, if you didn't talk to me? I mean, I could have just gone off and done whatever, you would have been out of sight, out of mind. You couldn't even send a simple e-mail. I mean, it's like you didn't even care that I was hurt or crying or anything.
 '''Chris:''' No, I di-I did care. I just, uh, I was under st--I was under the shock, too.
 '''Kacey:''' What shock? There was no shock!
 '''Chris:''' You know, realizing what a heel I was and how hurt you were...and that made me feel hurt. You know? 'Cause...
 '''Kacey:''' Then, why didn't you try to contact me? You would think you want to if you just hurt someone you, um, supposedly love.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, you're right, I should have, yeah, I should have contacted you sooner. I just feel I-I thought--
 '''Kacey:''' You were too busy playing [[video games]] again, weren't you?
 '''Chris:''' No, I just thought--I just thought that you might need your spa--you might need some space, you know?
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, 'cause I'm hurting so you're just going to let me hurt all alone, or-or-or worse, in your opinion, you were gonna let me be with Chris, I mean, what did you think was gonna happen? I mean, you were playing video games today anyway, don't lie to me, I know you were.
 '''Chris:''' Okay, I played some video games. I played some video games.
 '''Kacey:''' See? Those are more important than me, too! How the heck are you supposed to have a [[girlfriend]] if you can't even talk to her unless her friend tells you to do it? You're just going to sit around and play video games all day, I mean, I could be hurt or sick or something, and you wouldn't know because your video games are more important.
 '''Chris:''' No, Kacey, you are more important. And if I- [Chris begins to speak, but Kacey interrupts]
 '''Kacey:''' But you're not acting like it at all.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, maybe I'm not acting like uh guh, m-maybe I'm not giving that impression right now. But Kacey- [Chris is interrupted]
 '''Kacey:''' Or ever.
 '''Chris:''' But Kacey, please believe me. You are very important. [[Chris and English|Because you are kind, caring]] [[China|woman]]. And you mean a lot to me. And I would really be hurt if something happened to you. And I will defend you. I really would. (Chris mumbles incoherently here)
 '''Kacey:''' But you never listen to me. You don't act like it. These are all just empty, meaningless words to me right now.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, y-I-I do listen to you.
 '''Kacey:''' No you don't! You haven't stopped eating McDonald's, you haven't gone jogging, you still play video games, you still ignore me. Name one thing that you do listen to me about. ONE thing.
 '''Chris:''' I did listen to you, on the fact that I should not go to McDonald's. And I have- (Interrupted)
 '''Kacey:''' But I know you've been eating at McDonald's. 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I, uh, well, um, okay, yes, I was eating at McDonald's for a little while. 
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, and it's all fast food, you still go to fast food, I know you do.
 '''Chris:''' [[sigh|*stress sigh*]], I, okay, I have not gone to McDonald's for over a week. 
 '''Kacey:''' Or ANY fast food. 
 '''Chris:''' [[Lie|I have not gone to any fast food, have not eaten the fast food, for over a week.]] 
 '''Kacey:''' Then [[Semen|what]] have you been eating? What did you eat tonight? 
 '''Chris:''' I have been-I have been eating mostly TV Dinners. '''Kacey:''' Like what? 
 '''Chris:''' Like Michelina, or Banquet.
 '''Kacey:''' [[Chris_and_health|Have you looked at the nutritional value of those]]? Most of those are like, 300% sodium. That's just as bad, if not worse, because sodium can be just as bad as fat. Why don't you freshly prepare some food? I mean, even getting something at a deli is better. You should be making meals, you said you could cook. Or was that a lie too?
 '''Chris:''' ...I can cook. 
 '''Kacey:''' Then why don't you?
 '''Chris:''' Because I-because I don't have the individual ingredients at the time. 
 '''Kacey:''' (incredulous)...Then go buy them. 
 '''Chris:''' I will. I'm going to buy the individual ingredients to make- to make da better food. 
 '''Kacey:''' Why haven't you already? I mean, if you can't even take the initiative to cook your own food... I mean, why haven't you done this throughout your life?! Like, you're just lying to me again to make yourself look better, but I know you're never going to do it! I know you're not. 
 '''Chris:''' I am. I am going to do it. I am going to do it. [long, awkward pause] I have been working on making myself better. I have been going out jogging.
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, like, for like, what? Five minutes? I run five miles, 2.5 at the... least. I mean, you should be able to jog two miles by now if you were even trying. And you don't listen to- [Chris tries to speak over her, saying "I am trying."] me when I'm trying to tell you I'm worried about how you're probably losing muscle mass or anything. I mean-
 '''Chris:''' I do- I listen to you and like... I-I-I really ap'riciate your concern, but that concern makes me think, and it makes me act... Truly.
 '''Kacey:''' That's- I mean, I saw those [[11042009 51 50|videos when you were trying to lift lemonade...]] They weren't fifty pounds. I mean, that's not even a workout, anyway, that's not even balanced. Get some real weights. I mean, that's just gonna hurt you, 'cuz you're displacing the weight.
[pause]
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I'm going to do a pair of fifty pound weights...
 '''Kacey:''' Either way, it shouldn't have been that hard, you shouldn't have struggled with something that weighed like, what, five, seven pounds?
 '''Chris:''' Okay, well maybe I- Okay, I exa- I exa- I likely exaggerated when I said that they were each fifty.

== Part 2 ==
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| name = Chris Chan gets chewed out by Kacey, Part 2
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| Stardate = 10 [[November 2009]]
| Featuring = [[Solid Chris]]; [[Kacey]]
| Saga = [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] [[Liquid]] Saga
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| next = [[Chris Chan gets chewed out by Kacey#Part 3|Part 3]]
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''[Done up to 04:00, more to come later]''

 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I mean, obviously he definitely has other skeletons in his closet-
 '''Kacey:''' This isn't about him; this isn't about him. This is about you. And I'm tired of you talking bad about him.
 '''Chris:''' Ok, yeah. I don- I don't like talking bad about people, but-
 '''Kacey:''' But you do all the time! 
 '''Chris:''' Well, only... just, only- ok, well.
 '''Kacey:''' Tell me again why you think you're better than him. Go ahead.
 '''Chris:''' Because I'm- because I'm loyal.
 '''Kacey:''' You're not very loyal; you haven't called me. You're not very honest; you lie to me all the time.
 '''Chris:''' Because I tell you- I tell you everything I'm- from my heart. And [when] I tell you I love you, I mean it.
 '''Kacey:''' That's lying. You can't even send me a simple email to make sure I'm OK. Like, I don't think you get how hurt and angry I am, so no, I want something that you're better at him at that is real, because your lies come from your heart too.
 '''Chris:''' [Stuttering incoherently for an rebuttal] Ok, I have made the mistake of lying at-
 '''Kacey:''' A lot.
 '''Chris:''' A lot, a lot, but a lot of the things that I have told you in the past were true. I swear, I have told you a lot of truth like you know, like when I tell you about myself on the kind of person I am, those are true. And how I feel about you, that's true, too.
 '''Kacey:''' How do I know that?
 '''Chris:''' And my hit-
 '''Kacey:''' How do I know you're not just ready to drop me, because it's easier, or something stupid?
 '''Chris:''' Because... we started out as friends, and I-
 '''Kacey:''' That's right, friends.
 '''Chris:''' Well, hang on, hang on! We started out as friends with the possibility of a relationship, and I would like a relationship.
 '''Kacey:''' How would we start off as friend with the possibility of a relationship? You lied to me the first time you talked to me.
 '''Chris:''' OK, I did the things-
 '''Kacey:''' You pretended to be my boyfriend, my fiance.
 '''Chris:''' OK, I did pretend to be Chris. But that was in a case, to let you know, that he was who you- he was not who you thought he was. He was pretending to be me.
 '''Kacey:''' He wasn't pretending to be you! This is what I don't get. Stop saying he's pretending to be you. Just 'cause you guys have the same name doesn't mean he was pretending to be you, because you two are two totally different people.
 '''Chris:''' OK, yes, we are two totally different people, and I can list the whole number of things that I am and he's no- that he's not that he claims.
 '''Kacey:''' Whatever, I can list the whole things he does that you can't. He can play guitar. He doesn't lie to me. He jogs with me. He does stuff with me. He doesn't sit around and play video games. He has a job. He has a college education. He goes to school. I mean, wh- the hell? I mean, c'mon. Do it, do it. Sho- Tell me. Tell me what's he's not doing and i bet you I can refute everything.

== Part 3 ==
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| name = Chris Chan gets chewed out by Kacey, Part 3
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| Stardate = 10 [[November 2009]]
| Featuring = [[Chris]], [[Kacey]]
| Saga = [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] [[Liquid]] Saga
| previous = [[Chris Chan gets chewed out by Kacey#Part 2|Part 2]]
| next = [[Chris Chan gets chewed out by Kacey|Final]]
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HairDifference

2010-10-30T17:59:07Z

Stevo the Human: Fixed a broken link.

'''HairDifference''' are two videos [[Chris]] uploaded on 30 [[October 2010]]. The first video shows Chris's hair which hasn't been washed in a "few days", and the second video shows the hair after it has been washed with some "good [[Axe]]... shampoo, conditioner and anti-dandruff". To the surprise of no one, his hair, when washed, looks just as horrendous as it does unwashed.

==HairDifferenceBefore==

{{Infobox/video
| name = HairDifferenceBefore
| video = {{#ev:youtube|w3OvGwRo1kY}}
| stardate = 30 [[October 2010]]
| subject = {{Other| Hygiene}}, {{Rumors|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| shirt = {{VertRedShirt|text}}
| saga =
| previous = [[JuggaloShoutOut]]
| next = [[#HairDifferenceAfter|HairDifferenceAfter]]
}}

===Transcript===

All right, it's uh... it's Thurs- it's Thursday thee... what is it, uh... oh, yeah, the 28, and I have been a few days without a shower, because the shower has been [[Chris and English|unaccessible]] to me, so my hair is currently in a sit- in a [[Speech Impediment|sitsuation]] where it was past quoted as "oily," and, uh, "stringy," so and I'm about to get ready to take a shower and uh.. and use some of the good Axe... shampoo/conditioner with anti-dandruff.

Yeah, so you'll see a difference in the layer after I uh.. after I washed it and after it dries up.

==HairDifferenceAfter==

{{Infobox/video
| name = HairDifferenceAfter
| video = {{#ev:youtube|5bLkmTN60DI}}
| stardate = 30 [[October 2010]]
| subject = {{Other| Hygiene}}, {{Rumors|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| shirt = {{CreepyRobe|text}}
| saga =
| previous = [[#HairDifferenceBefore|HairDifferenceBefore]]
| next = [[Ghostbusters (video)|Ghostbusters]]
}}

===Transcript===

Well it's been a while after my shuts- it's been a while after my shower. My hair some time to dry. Now look at it now. Not oily and much more fuller. Not so stringy either.

And I used... [pulls out a bottle of shampoo] Axe Armor! Anti-dandruff shampoo and conditioner! [Puts down the bottle.] Use it to put a shine on your hairy head! Make all the jokes you want. I won't care.

[puts on his [[glasses]] with the blue something on it.]And I've lost my nose piece recently. And that I can do with model magic.

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HairDifference

2010-10-30T17:58:31Z

Stevo the Human: Transcriptions! 8D

'''HairDifference''' are two videos [[Chris]] uploaded on 30 [[October 2010]]. The first video shows Chris's hair which hasn't been washed in a "few days", and the second video shows the hair after it has been washed with some "good [[Axe]]... shampoo, conditioner and anti-dandruff". To the surprise of no one, his hair, when washed, looks just as horrendous as it does unwashed.

==HairDifferenceBefore==

{{Infobox/video
| name = HairDifferenceBefore
| video = {{#ev:youtube|w3OvGwRo1kY}}
| stardate = 30 [[October 2010]]
| subject = {{Other| Hygiene}}, {{Rumors|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| shirt = {{VertRedShirt|text}}
| saga =
| previous = [[JuggaloShoutOut]]
| next = [[#HairDifferenceAfter|HairDifferenceAfter]]
}}

===Transcript===

All right, it's uh... it's Thurs- it's Thursday thee... what is it, uh... oh, yeah, the 28, and I have been a few days without a shower, because the shower has been [[Chris and English|unaccessible]] to me, so my hair is currently in a sit- in a [[Speech Impeidment|sitsuation]] where it was past quoted as "oily," and, uh, "stringy," so and I'm about to get ready to take a shower and uh.. and use some of the good Axe... shampoo/conditioner with anti-dandruff.

Yeah, so you'll see a difference in the layer after I uh.. after I washed it and after it dries up.

==HairDifferenceAfter==

{{Infobox/video
| name = HairDifferenceAfter
| video = {{#ev:youtube|5bLkmTN60DI}}
| stardate = 30 [[October 2010]]
| subject = {{Other| Hygiene}}, {{Rumors|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| shirt = {{CreepyRobe|text}}
| saga =
| previous = [[#HairDifferenceBefore|HairDifferenceBefore]]
| next = [[Ghostbusters (video)|Ghostbusters]]
}}

===Transcript===

Well it's been a while after my shuts- it's been a while after my shower. My hair some time to dry. Now look at it now. Not oily and much more fuller. Not so stringy either.

And I used... [pulls out a bottle of shampoo] Axe Armor! Anti-dandruff shampoo and conditioner! [Puts down the bottle.] Use it to put a shine on your hairy head! Make all the jokes you want. I won't care.

[puts on his [[glasses]] with the blue something on it.]And I've lost my nose piece recently. And that I can do with model magic.

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