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<div>I made the page...I'm not even going to attempt to transcribe this BITCH because he only says rabble rabble the whole time...someone with a keen ear would be better at it than me. --[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 21:14, 3 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
:Yeah, the only thing I can really understand is him saying onions, PICKLES, cheese towards the end.--[[User:Straw|Straw]] 21:32, 3 October 2010 (PDT)</div>Strawhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=August_2010&diff=110851August 20102010-08-27T22:54:49Z<p>Straw: </p>
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<div>'''August [[2010]]''' began quietly, with Chris hooked on ''[[ModNation Racers]]'' to the point where it is seemingly bigger than ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' to him. However, a field agent's account of Chris at [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]] revealed that Chris's hatred of the [[Hex Bawx]] has risen to a new level when he saw Chris kicking a stall of Xbox 360 games while saying "kick that hex-bawx". Later, [[Bob]] and [[Barb]] (now thinner) were spotted eating at Chick-Fil-A. <br />
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Overall, August 2010 has been a quiet month, with little [[Internet]] activity from Chris, but instead of using that new-found free time to enjoy real life [[C-Ya Later|like he said he would]], he continues to squander it on [[video games|useless shit that doesn't matter.]] However, things would be blown wide open when a phone call audio is released between [[Bob Chandler]] and a worker at the GAMe PLACe, revealing a number of things, including that his parents didn't know about his trespassing incident and that they feel that [[Michael Snyder]] is leading a conspiracy against their neighborhood and Chris in particular.<br />
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On August 27, Chris would break his vow of staying off the Internet in order to post [[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW|a video]] demanding that his high school reunion happen and also [[Stardate, August 27, 2010|one]] explaining that his PS3 has been reformatted and the trolls have won.<br />
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==Events of August 2010==<br />
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*6 August — Chris is seen at [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]] kicking a stall of [[Hex Bawx]] games, and his ancient parents are seen eating at [[Chick-fil-A]].<br />
*10 August — [[Alec Benson Leary]] [[Matthew Noble call|calls]] [[Bob]] claiming to be a [[GAMe PLACe]] employee. It is revealed that Bob and Barb did ''not'' know of Chris's June 6 incident at the GAMe PLACe and that Bob thinks there's a [[100 2178 |major conspiracy]] against Chris.<br />
*15 August — The [[Matthew Noble call]] is released.<br />
*27 August — Chris makes [[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW|a new video]] about organizing the high school reunion, and his two cents about [[Trolls|cyberbullying]].<br />
*27 August — Chris uploads [[Stardate, August 27, 2010|a video]] where he admits to inadvertently deleting all content on his [[PS3]]'s hard drive and, in a way, he admits that he has lost to the trolls.<br />
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<div>''Sony is an electronics company. It is not to be confused with [[Sonee]], the pre-evolution of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]].''<br />
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'''Sony Corporation''' (or as Chris used called it, "Playstation people") is one of [[Chris]]'s game company hardons. Creators of the [[PS3]], [[PSP]], and the [[PSEye]]. In a odd way, we have to blame Sony perhaps more than [[Nintendo]] for contributing to Chris's mental degradation (after all, Nintendo never gave him a camera and unfiltered [[Internet]] access). <br />
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==The company and Chris==<br />
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As a company, Sony has [[troll]]ed Chris inadvertently several times. Perhaps the lulziest event in Chris Chan's life was the infamous [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]] scandal. During the contest, [[Megan|rape was alleged]], [[Cole Smithey|family issues were brought to light]], and Chris... [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown#Master Onion A-La Mode|just watch]].<br />
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[[Image:Lbpsucks.JPG|thumb|300px|Thank you for helping me meet trolls.]]<br />
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This sequence marks the downfall of Chris into even further madness. Before, he was a creepy dude who lived with his parents; after that we saw that he was a [[Homos|homophobic]], [[niggos|racist]], [[Autism|retarded]] irrational manchild. '''Thanks, Sony. Thanks a lot.'''<br />
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In the video [[NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!]], Chris appealed to Sony (as well as to Nintendo and even [[Microsoft]]) to stop the trolls.<br />
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In [[Mailbag 10]], Chris proudly saved stuff on his [[wikipedia:Memory Stick|Memory Stick Duo&trade;&reg;&copy;]]. Meanwhile, the rest of the world unabashedly continued to use SD cards, or preferred to not tell everybody what card type they used. (Some of us are a bit ashamed to still use CompactFlash. ''But at least it's not Memory Stick.'')<br />
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In [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke]], we finally find out via a close-up of the bezel of Chris's 32" LCD TV which was purchased in September 2009 that even his television is a Sony. Because of the high price of Sony television sets (at least near $1,000 for even a lower-tier model), this means [[Bob]] threw a nice chunk of change toward another quality gift for Chris.<br />
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While Chris plugs many [[Axe|products]] (and never receives payment for doing so), none are more prominently displayed than the PS3. This four hundred dollar [[LittleBigPlanet|soul stealer]] has been subject to many, many [[Chris humps his PS3|creepy forms]] of idolization. One would wonder why Chris thinks Sony would '''ever''' want to appear in anything made by a man who [[Dirty Crapped Briefs|soils himself]].<br />
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Interestingly, Chris was not always a blindly devoted fan of Sony. In the [[Animal Crossing Documentary]], we see that back in [[2003]], Chris pledged his allegiance to Nintendo and the Gamecube, stating that both forerunners to the PS3 stank as much as the original [[Hex Bawx|Xbox]]. It is unknown at which point Chris defected to Sony, nor the reasons for doing so.<br />
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In August 2010, an employee at Sony of [[America]] allegedly accidentally trolled Chris into [[Stardate, August 27, 2010|formatting his hard drive]].<br />
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==See also==<br />
*''[[Eye of Judgement]]''<br />
*''[[God of War]]''<br />
*''[[LittleBigPlanet]]''<br />
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For discussion that doesn't fit into the other community pages - though do keep it related to the CWCki.<br />
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==Hey people, how about those Mumble chats?==<br />
I've started a "10 minutes at a time" project to finish transcribing mumbles. Transcribing sucks, but 10 minutes in one go can relieve the strain on the people transcribing. Especially since if we get 10 or more people on board, transcribing a Mumble can be finished in the space of a couple of days instead of one person over the course of 10 days. I have a couple of people on board, but it would be nice to have several more. For the specifics of how it works, go to my [[User:Fuckingstupid|user page]]. [[Mumble_7|The Mumble chat we are currently tackling is #7]]. It would be nice if anyone who has a couple spare hours a day to transcribe a simple 10 minutes. Thanks in advance. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 22:25, 22 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Chris and Love Suggestion? ==<br />
I was thinking we should add a new article on the "Chris and...." series. Perhaps "Romance"? Maybe give an insight on his idea of being romantic. I feel we could write good article on this. There's a shit load of cheesy awkward sayings. Also,an observation on his behavior on dates with trolls could be good. Just a thought. --[[User:Bealtespip122]]<br />
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* Not a bad idea. Because Chris has blurred the line between romance and sex. With him, it's one in the same. Would be interesting to poke at I think. [[User:Chris_Pickles|Chris_Pickles]]<br />
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Aye, "romance" to him is just a means to an end. He sees act of dating as not about two people enjoying each others company, it's just to test compatibility so they can eventually fuck. Anything beyond that is just a ruse to keep the woman interested. I can't imagine him having a sincere desire to have an emotional connection with another human being, he just wants to be coddled and pleased. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 05:10, 16 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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*[[Love quest]] more or less seems to cover this.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:38, 16 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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*I'd say the Love Quest really covers his attempts at "reelin' in da ladiez" and being thwarted by outside forces. Not so much as a personal insight into what Chris thinks is romantic or sweet. --[[User:Bealtespip122|Bealtespip122]] 16:31, 16 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
** Rather than being covered by the love quest page, it's just mentioned; same treatment for [[Chris and sex]]. The events of the Megan, Ivy, and Wallflower sagas tell a lot about his view of romance. Can't forget the essential McDonald's date either. Without some good writing, though, it might not make the best article. --[[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 17:35, 16 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
*well he wanted to make " Date Education" apart from sex education, i think a chris and romance, detailing what he thinks is romance would be a nice add to the cwcki.---[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 17:13, 26 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Fridays After Five yet again ==<br />
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This probably isn't a big surprise to anyone, but Chris was also at Fridays After Five on July 16th. No pictures, I'm afraid. He was wearing a bright orange sleeveless shirt with what looked like a beer logo on the back and holding a Budweiser aluminum bottle, a little mini fan made to look like an iPod, and a hula hoop for some reason. Most importantly he had a sort of basic attraction sign with him, nothing elaborate or directly sexual but it said something like "Friendly and Flirty Man Zone" or something similar to that and with more smaller text under that I couldn't make out. He was sitting on the back grass part and left a few minutes before the music was over. I would have loved to catch Chris's attempts at using the hula hoop, I bet that was funny as hell. [[User:Camelopardalis|Camelopardalis]] 03:25, 19 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
*Good work. Mind getting some pictures next time? [[User:CrassCrab|CrassCrab]] 03:28, 19 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
**If I get to Charlottesville again when it's going on, I'll see what I can do. [[User:Camelopardalis|Camelopardalis]] 03:53, 19 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
::*No pressure. It's your prerogative. [[User:CrassCrab|CrassCrab]] 03:59, 19 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::* If you're some tard trying to get attention, fuck you, die. I have to put that disclaimer in nowadays, nothing personal. If you're being TRUE and HONEST, thank you so much for reporting this, because Chris holding something that says "Friendly and Flirty Man Zone" would be the most unintentionally hilarious thing that has ever happened. [[User:Sully|Sully]] 05:33, 19 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
::::* Oh no, this is very real. I have another person confirming the hula hoop thing. The man zone thing is what confirms it. Yeah. It's pretty damn retarded. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 06:30, 19 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
::::* Holy shit, I'm just trying to help out during a dry spell and I'm even willing to try going back and get pics, and your reaction is "fuck you, die"? May I also point out that this very site has a giant banner across the top of the main page making in very clear that they want all sightings reported? What on earth is wrong with you? [[User:Camelopardalis|Camelopardalis]] 14:12, 19 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::::*Well, I say thanks for your assistance. Clyde confirms what is obviously good intel. Pics are nice, but hey. Nice find anyhow. Keep up the great work. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 15:01, 19 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
::::::*Since we have confirmation, I guess I'll add this as a sighting to the Fridays after five article. Thanks a bunch Camelopardalis.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 16:16, 19 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::::::*Thanks, guys. To answer some of the "What, no pictures?!" sentiment, I went there to listen to some music and didn't really expect to see anything photo-worthy. These are local bands that usually play in bars and so on. Lots of people didn't bring cameras, especially as the band was a country-bluegrass bunch, not exactly Lady Gaga. I'll definitely have a camera along next time, just in case. [[User:Camelopardalis|Camelopardalis]] 01:51, 20 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::::::*Oh, and I think I can explain the hula hoop. If you look at the pictures of Chris at FAF on July 9, the wide shots taken from inside the seats area, not the close-up one on CWCki, there's two young girls and apparently their moms using hula hoops right behind him. I know the general opinion is Chris isn't a pedo, but all it takes is some basic logic that he observed little girls hula hooping at FAF and then brought one the next week himself. Not that creepy behavior is anything new for Chris but following up the kid-photographing incident with this? [[User:Camelopardalis|Camelopardalis]] 02:09, 20 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== "fan works purge", including TV Tropes even here ==<br />
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[http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/Special:Log/delete Partying like it's 1937] makes me kinda sad. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 05:42, 19 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
* Meh. That Tropes "article" was one of the biggest crimes in CWCki history, and the Charles Wilbur Crushman thing was the first online item I've come across that was such a steaming pile of shit I could actually smell it. The rest I have no comment on, but there was so much selfsucking garbage on here that it justified a deletion policy, and it probably justified said deletion as well. [[User:Sully|Sully]] 05:48, 19 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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::Crimes against the people, I guess. Goodbye [http://www.youropinionsarewrong.com/images/random/stalin-airbrush.jpg Comrade T.V. Tropes], hardly we knew ye. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 06:25, 19 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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:::The whole fan works section was a mistake in the first place. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 06:34, 19 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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::::Counter-revolutionary nest that sabotages and opposes the creative work of the people. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 06:39, 19 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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::::: shut up, you face [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 06:42, 19 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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The fan-works thing started out as a few fun little comics and stories that where just basically bored people fucking around and satirizing Chris' shit. Then people started taking it seriously, or trying to become e-famous, or just generally being self important and retarded. The good "fan-works" can be archived and stored elsewhere, because unless it's specifically relevant to Chris or a Chris event it really doesn't belong here.<br />
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More importantly, most of the fan-works sucked metric ass, and it was bringing in a massive collection of morons that where really starting to fag up the place. Personally, I think the "fan-works purge" is the best thing to happen to the CWCki in a long time.<br />
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: I know I'm late to comment on this, but good grief, am I glad some of the stupid things I did were deleted. Was the whole purpose of the fan works section to make any contributors to realise they suck? =) --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' <span style="font-size:smaller;">([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]])</span> 03:02, 6 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
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== this community portal split idea was retarded ==<br />
a very good post by clydec age 9 [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 06:37, 19 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
*WARNED YOU ABOUT THE SPLIT, BRO.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:00, 23 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Look what I did ==<br />
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I made a couple of userboxes. Use them, disdain/ridicule them, or improve them as you see fit.<br />
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<small><span class="autosigned">—Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] ([[User talk:SeventhBase|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/SeventhBase|contribs]]) </span></small><br />
:Nice work - just enhancing your template links and signing your posts. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 17:20, 21 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:: no these are stupid [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 04:54, 22 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
::More userboxes are not really what we need right now. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 22:30, 22 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== new idea for speculation ==<br />
speculation runs high. split that up into multiple pages or something [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 04:54, 22 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==Chris and relationships==<br />
Just a short idea: There are several categories regarding Chris relationships, aquaintances (for example [[Galpals|Galpals]] "Males Chris doesn't hate") orjust general people he interacted with. I think it might be beneficial to have a kind of overview regarding what people he interacted with in what timeline. Could also be linked under "friends" etc. in order to illustrate the extent of his growing social isolation and successive personal development. -- [[User:Miela|Miela]] 13:22, 24 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== July 23 Fridays After Five ==<br />
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I was at FAF this weekend, didn't stay for the whole thing, I was gone by about 7:30 or so but as far as I could tell Chris wasn't there. Actually the whole thing was pretty dead compared to the usual turnout, especially the lawn area which was almost empty. Heat index was something like 110, so I can't blame him for staying home, unless the reason was that Chris feels he's too heavily monitored at FAF these days. I did remember one more thing about Chris at FAF last week though, he had on dark wraparound sunglasses on... UNDER his regular eyeglasses. [[User:Camelopardalis|Camelopardalis]] 22:25, 24 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:I guess that confirms his shades aren't prescription. Makes sense, he chose the cheapest frames available for his glasses, why would be spend the money for something expensive like prescription sunglasses? --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 22:28, 24 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==Modnation Levels==<br />
I don't suppose anybody's actually played any of Chris's levels or anything?<br />
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It's completely understandable if nobody wants to play them, given that it's Chris, I'm sure they're all garbage, but currently all we have on his modnation efforts are a bunch of tiny screencaps I took from the website. We covered all of his LBP nonsense in detail, it's kinda weird that nobody's even tried to look into his tracks.<br />
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Any intrepid PS3 owners wanna step up?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:30, 26 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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I don't know if anyone else has suggested it already, but I've got a feeling that one of the best ways to reach (and troll) Chris right now is through ModNation, considering he probably spends most of his time there. Just track him down, join him in a game, "befriend" and chat with him... then beat him silly on his own levels and expect lulz. --[[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] 06:47, 28 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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I'm sure everyone would appreciate good let's-play videos of the ModNation levels (along the lines of the LBP owl level preview video). Does ModNation allow recording/playing back online matches? Dramatic replays and dreadful overanalysis of Chris's online games would be terribly appreciated. I mean, I don't watch motorsports, but microsecond-by-microsecond commentary on clumsy moves just might be worth watching. =) --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' <span style="font-size:smaller;">([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]])</span> 10:35, 28 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==Just a question==<br />
Not sure it this is the right place to ask or talk about a question or if this is old news but forgive me if I am wrong about anything, but may I ask whats the deal with the Cwiki and /cwc/ fighting and every thing can't find anything about whats going?--[[User:Kota88|Kota88]] 15:47, 28 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
*As far as I'm aware, there isn't anything. If you're talking about Delebonte being a fag and making a shittalk template, that doesn't have to do with /cwc/. /cwc/, as I see it, is a place where people go to talk about Chris. It's the watercooler where everyone goes to provide their own theories without threat of retribution. Cwcki is a place where facts are documented and presented. They don't really conflict, and /cwc/ doesn't really seem to be vandalising this site or anything, so I guess you just have bad information. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 15:49, 28 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
Ok thanks, what I got was something about something about legi0n or who ever being mad about furrys being on the cwciki and users being blacklisted by someone but idk, I can't look a the thread right now because when ever i got to the /cwc/ I keep getting the message saying "Website Disabled". but anyway thanks for clearing this up a little for me.--[[User:Kota88|Kota88]] 16:02, 28 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
*I can probably explain that one. People on /cwc/ follow most of the same "rules" as other imageboards (e.g. 4chan, 7chan, etc.) and as such tend to ban furries and stuff because they spam their boards with fetish porn. On the CWCki, this isn't an issue, and so we have a more lax set of rules. For people who don't understand the difference between the two systems, they might be led to believe that we are a furry site, when in fact we are just tolerant. I wouldn't worry about it too much. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 16:10, 28 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==Old News (Possible Bulbapedia incident)==<br />
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Hey, newfag here. On Bulbapedia, there was apparently a small battle over whether or not to make Sonichu as a page, with Chris (obviously) being the sole supporter. A user posted quotes from their supposed discussion here: http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blog.php?b=15577 Considering said user had no idea who Sonichu was at the time of this discussion, or shortly before I told him a few hours earlier, I'm betting money it actually happened. Thing is, this happened in August of last year, so where should it go? - [[User:CypherFDP|CypherFDP]] 12:47, 30 July 2010 (EST)<br />
:(Are you Brazilian/Portuguese by any chance?) I can't really confirm it's him. The use of "OVER 9" (like that stupid meme), incorrect use of "Your" (he's stupid, but that's not one of his quirks), NOT censoring the F-word with asterisks, as well as calling you a troll outright (though I wouldn't put it past him, frankly) and declaring the "reality" of Sonichu out in the open (he does probably believe this, but he would only insinuate it)... These are rather consistent with a copycat troll than the TRUE and HONEST Chris-chan. But if we DO get a confirmation, it should go in its own article, along with a Da Update showing that new information was unearthed.--[[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] 05:05, 30 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
*No, I was born in the Philippines, grew up in America. But anyway, I doubt we'll get any sort of confirmation, Chris has most likely long forgotten about this. I suppose I can ask if any of the conversation is left, but I don't think it'll prove anything. - [[User:CypherFDP|CypherFDP]] 1:10, 30 July 2010 (EST)<br />
**Well, this is the only other edit he made. "I would like you to know that Sonichu is a REAL Pokemon. I know, because I have over 9 years of canon from him and his world, and have been in talks with Nintendo to put Sonichu and Rosechu into animal crossing, and have been in talk with Sega to make a Sonichu video game. Please consider this. Thank you. I will dare to keep my dreams alive." Hmm. Yeah, from the looks of it, it appears it was nothing more than a poser. I doubt even Chris would say something like that. Of course, I'm a newfag so make of it what you will. - [[User:CypherFDP|CypherFDP]] 1:55, 30 July 2010 (EST)<br />
**Chris wouldn't mention the talks with Nintendo after finding out the people behind that were trolls. Too much wounded pride.--[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 11:44, 30 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
***Well, the talks with Nintendo and Sega were mentioned at 02:33, 24 August 2009 (UTC), and all the discussion in the blog started about two minutes afterward, with Chris replying at 02:58. There's also a little bit of discussion above the Sonichu topic on his user talk page, but he didn't respond to that. Here's the link to his User Talk page: http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/User_talk:CWCSonichuChandler, and here's the link to the other bit Chris supposedly said.: http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/User_talk:Evkl#Re:_Fake_Pages - [[User:CypherFDP|CypherFDP]] 10:56, 30 July 2010 (EST)<br />
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== Why are some people so eager to ban Chris everywhere on the Internet? ==<br />
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Including the people here on CWCki? Where's the fun in Chris crashing into PS3 slumber again? Damn, I wish Chris was allowed back to deviantART :( --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 05:10, 30 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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More to the point, is there an official policy regarding stupid ass bullshit like "[[CWCipedia]] states that Chris may or may not create another account. Be sure to tip off the dA admins if he will return."? I think there should be.<br />
*Overenthusiastic nobodies eager to 'stick it' to Chris and be the #1 trolin genious lolololo. It's quite irritating, and seems as if they have zero forethought. And I can only see this problem getting worse as time goes on and Chris becomes more mainstream. Feels bad man. - [[User:Beemunk|Beemunk]] 14:46, 30 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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Chris is known to act out a lot, and on deviantART, acting out is considered trolling and it will get you banned. Also the fact that nobody wants him around. [[User:LAG4U|LAG4U]] 15:05, 30 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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The same reason he gets banned from places IRL. --[[User:MoarDesu|MoarDesu]] 02:24, 1 August 2010 (UTC)<br />
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More times often than not, Chris does a good job of getting himself banned, better than the trolls at times: for example, his continued uploading of NSFW material to [[Flipnote Hatena]] damned him more than trolls could. The problem with Chris is his un realistic expectation that he is exempt to normal rules, an expectation that will continue to bite him in the ass. [[User:CosmicFeeling|CosmicFeeling]] 11:47, 3 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
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== Chris's handwriting ==<br />
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Does anyone have a slightly recent example of Chris's handwriting? I just read a book on analyzing handwriting for character traits, and I want to see what I can pick out of him. Don't worry, I'll write the summary on my user page. I just need a sample. --[[User:GandWuser|GandWuser]] 16:41, 2 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
:[[Chris's Letter to Blanca|2008 should be recent enough]] --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 16:48, 2 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
:: OK thank you. --[[User:GandWuser|GandWuser]] 17:32, 2 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
:::The [[List of Flipnotes|Flipnotes]] should be the most recent example. --[[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] 18:26, 2 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
::::The problem with those though is that they don't show pressure of his writing.<br />
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Anyways, I finished. [[User:GandWuser|Read it on my Userpage.]] --[[User:GandWuser|GandWuser]] 18:34, 2 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
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== Scripts for Sonichu TAS ==<br />
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Would it be fine to add scripts from the Sonichu Animated Series to the CWCiki? [[User:CosmicFeeling|CosmicFeeling]] 11:40, 3 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
:The page is locked, so you'd have to ask an admin. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 11:46, 3 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
::Who are the admins on the CWCiki? [[User:CosmicFeeling|CosmicFeeling]] 19:18, 3 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
:::That would be [[User:cogsdev|these]] [[User:Clydec|fine]] [[User:Champthom|people]]. I suggest putting the scripts on your namespace until they're ready for release. --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 22:27, 3 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
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== Spotted Chris at Game Stop ==<br />
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Another sighting! I went over to the GameStop at the mall and lo and behold, Christian Weston Chandler in all his glory. He was wearing jeans and plain gray shirt that was too small for him. I say too small because his chest was definitely accentuated and they came up a wee bit too shirt for a T-Shirt to be at. He was checking out the PS Triple section the majority of the time. I happened to look over my shoulder at one point and there he was, bent over with his tighty whities pulled up too far on his body, his shirt coming up rather far over his back. What he was bent over for, I have no idea. I turned back to what I was looking at and he was sighing periodically over who knows what. Then I heard, "kick da hex-box...kick da hex-box...kick da hex-box..." I had to look. He was kicking a row of X-Box games while saying it. It wasn't hard enough to knock things over, but still...what the fuuuuuck? The employee gave him a glance but didn't say anything. I'm assuming he does this on a regular basis that they just ignore him. Now that I think back on it, he was probably sighing because the PS Triple section is right next to the X-Box section and he was getting stuh-ressed that the games were touching. He left shortly after that so I was able to look at the vidya with no further disturbances.<br />
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I later decided to get a bite to eat at the Sbarros and holy shit, there was the lumberjack and the Snorlax feasting on Chick-Fil-A. They both wore baseball caps and you could definitely tell the past couple of years(or however old the most recent pictures of them were taken) haven't been kind to them. I have some unfortunate news that the Snorlax isn't as fat as she used to be(from the one picture we have). In fact, her legs were incredibly skinny. Probably even skinnier than Chris'. Her clothing looked like it hung from her loosely. She could just have the same oddly shaped body that Chris has. Either way, she didn't really look that healthy. Bob was very scruffy(probably can't shave because of his age) and shuffled around with a slight hunch. A little while later, Chris joined them before they all got up and left. Chris' underwear was bunched up over his pants and sticking out. Chris walked with his mother out, his arm around her and rubbing her back. I overheard him tell his mom, "I love you, mother." Uuuuuuh, yeeeeah. About 10-20 seconds later, Bob shuffled up behind them. And that was it. He continues to blow my mind. [[User:Danny|Danny]] 22:07, 6 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
* Ho-Ho-Holy shiiiiiiiit...! I could understand Barb's thinness (that diet after getting sick awhile back must have been murder on her), but Chris actually kicking X-Box games while saying "kick da hex-box"? That just takes the cake! I wish I knew what was going through the storeowner's head when he saw that. Hopefully the same thing everyone else was: what the fuck?--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 22:13, 6 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
*That... That's just ridiculous. And here I thought Chris was beyond things a five year old would do. No pics, I assume? :( - [[User:CypherFDP|CypherFDP]] 1:55, 7 August 2010 (EST)<br />
**Barb definitely has AIDS. -[[User:Beemunk|Beemunk]] 23:08, 6 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
**This is still an eyewitness sighting of Chris, so we're going to have to update the [[August 2010]] article. Any information or sighting is helpful to us. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 23:09, 6 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
*If he starts to frequent the store, look for the slightest excuse to get him banned. Anything that keeps Chris from buying more games is worth it. --[[User:Megaman|Megaman]] 00:02, 7 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
*ewww chris wants to do it with his mom. thats like barf central and not just because of the incest either --This post has been brought to you by [[User:ShotgunJones|ShotgunJones]] 08:54, 7 August 2010 (PDT). Thanks for reading!<br />
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== chris at faf again ==<br />
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Sighted chris at fridays after five. He was wearing grey shirt, girly fitting jeans, and his trucker vest. Spotted a pokewalker on each of his hips. No rocks or hoolahoops sighted, but the highlight was him doing a sort of dance waddle/dance where he would slowly turn in circles with both of his index fingers pointed in the air. Making sheepish eye contact with random people, and revealing a very forced looking smile. When i wandered past him while he was doing this on the side grass near the bandstand I could hear him muttering/singing "do a little dance, make a little love, do a little dance, make a little love".<br />
:No pictures, I assume? Either way, this is still helpful to us. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 11:06, 7 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
*care to tell us how you managed to observe this scene from canada? --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 11:31, 7 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
**Ouch. -- [[User:Loserbrain|Loserbrain]] 14:46, 7 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
:*Cogs brings the smackdown. My suggestion is to treat this one as bogus until we get more confirmation. Also, sign your damn posts. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 15:58, 7 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
I observed this with my own eyes and other sensory organs while, I did not observe this from canada as I am referring to fridays after five in c,va. Whether or not you choose to believe me is up to you. --hooplah<br />
*Yeah, I think we all know this is bullshit. You could have tried harder, though. Also, I don't want to make two posts, so is there any real confirmation on the previous section's sighting? It seems a bit too descriptive to me, and a family outing doesn't seem like the Chandler family to me. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 17:37, 7 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
**I smell a /cwc/fag --[[User:Munch Banchibokkusu|Munch]] 00:13, 8 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
***1) Wut 2) You can sign your post using four tildes (~) so that you don't have to type all that shit out. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 07:01, 8 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
*I was at FAF last week and stayed for most of it. I'm 95% sure Chris wasn't there. [[User:Camelopardalis|Camelopardalis]] 05:59, 13 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
**Listen to this man. He's the one who spotted Chris on all those other occasions. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 09:59, 13 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
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== Was it just me... ==<br />
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Or was anyone else redirected to ads when they tried to access this adsite yesterday? I tried to get on but I couldn't. --[[User:GandWuser|GandWuser]] 16:52, 8 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
:I didn't notice anything wrong. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 17:51, 8 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
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== Regarding the Relics of Fail items... ==<br />
I posted this a month or so ago on Champthom's usertalk page since he was the one who originally made these pages, but I figured that it might be better off here. Right now, out of 26 different relics, a total of 10 of them have the suffix "of fail". I think that the 'of fail' tag on the end of many of the items is a bit stale. Not only does it make them all seem generic and without personality, but 'of fail' just seems kind of juvenile. I'd like to start a vote to change the majority of the names to give them more flair, so they stand out more. Talked about it in IRC a few nights ago, and the consensus seemed to agree. One of the names thrown around was to change "Plush Boobs of Fail" into something along the lines of "Plush Boobs of Repressed Sexuality." Give them names that indicate their use, descriptors that tell you about the item before you even read about it. "Pokewalker of Sloth" or "Pokewalker of Inactivity". Even if the 'of fail' tag is supposed to indicate that Chris created it himself, there's no reason for the Plush Boobs and Sailor Moon Poster to have it included. Let me know what you think. [[User:Brofose|Brofose]] 21:43, 14 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
*I second this. This site isn't ED, and should separate itself where convenient. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 23:26, 14 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
:I disagree. The suffix has been grandfathered into CWC lore, original or not. Perhaps it's no longer necessary to append it to every new object Chris has, but I see no reason for the previous "of fails" to change. --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 14:31, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
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== PS3 Tracker ==<br />
Since I'm now denigrated to normal user i guess i have to be normal i am sad.<br />
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But anyway, based off a topic I saw earlier. We do have some people who know Chris on da PS3 and can see what game is playing at what time. What we need is a tracker to keep track of how much time he has wasted. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 00:55, 16 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
:I wonder if we should add a ModNation tracker. I support the idea of a greater PS3 tracker as well.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 23:29, 18 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
:Can anyone confirm that Chris bought the PlayStation <s>Plus</s> Live Gold subscription, or does he have enough sense not to buy a $50 annual service that gives discounts to crap he already owns?--[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 23:05, 18 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
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== THE CWCKI FORUM ==<br />
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So you can't get into PVCC but you're tired of getting yelled at for chatting on tlak pages? Well I have you a solution. http://cwckiforum.proboards.com is now here for you,a nd you cna talk amongst yourselves about the CWCki or weeaboo shit or anime or whatever and make your arts and have a place to show then and develop them before they get added to the CWCki itself, and all kinds of useful shit and stuff like that. So come join the cwcki forum, the only forum about the Cwcki! http://cwckiforum.proboards.com<br />
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Yeah I know the colors suck and it's not all there yet. AHM WORKIN ON IT!<br />
[[User:DrShoggoth|Dr. Herodotus P. Shoggoth :Doktor of the Forbidden Sciences, Medallion Guardian, Imperial Emu, Emeritus of the Ancient and Justified Order of the Turtle]] 13:22, 17 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
:The color scheme is offensive to the eye. Was that intentional so discourage Chris from sticking his nose into it? --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 13:25, 17 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
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I'll take that excuse for my beign shitty with color layouts. But yeah, totally to throw off chris. That's it. [[User:DrShoggoth|Dr. Herodotus P. Shoggoth :Doktor of the Forbidden Sciences, Medallion Guardian, Imperial Emu, Emeritus of the Ancient and Justified Order of the Turtle]] 13:54, 17 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
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== Chris spotted on CWCki (probably) ==<br />
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http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/Special:Contributions/G0dofThunderG0dofWar --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 13:47, 19 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
*: Still waiting for a IP address confirmation... [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 13:57, 19 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
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== I personally talked to Bob and Chris ==<br />
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Knowing that [[Bob]] and [[Chris]] would only answer if I called with a 434 area code, I got Caller ID Faker thanks to the magic of Android Marketplace. Anyways, posing as a white knight (or more correctly an anti-troll), Bob asked me if I could let you guys know that he's at the Burger King in Ruckersville daily from 9:30 to 10:30 AM, and that sometimes Chris is with him. I then called Chris on his cell phone and asked him when the next Sonichu will be released. He said "eventually."<br />
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Video coming in a minute. [[User:Meat Miracle|Meat Miracle]] 16:54, 19 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
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:You should have grilled him on that "eventually" part, and told him that if he was serious about Sonichu's success, he would update it more regularly. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 17:25, 19 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
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:So Bob talks about having no axe to grind and tries to coax the trolls away from their computers. Sounds like he's quite taken with his internet persona. --[[User:Silomentality|Silomentality]] 18:02, 19 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
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== I will interview Chris tomorrow ==<br />
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What should I ask him? [[User:Meat Miracle|Meat Miracle]] 17:33, 19 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
:Details regarding "trolls hacked my bank accounts!" --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 17:39, 19 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
:Grill him on that "eventually" part he said in the last call. Tell him that if he was serious about Sonichu, he wouldn't go months at a time without updating. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 17:39, 19 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
:Today's big news in the gaming world was the ps3 hack. Given Chris's attachment to the ps3, you could ask him if he's heard about it and what he thinks about it. --[[User:Silomentality|Silomentality]] 18:02, 19 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
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:: Definitely the information regarding his allegedly hacked back accounts. If you can disguise it as a different number, tell them your part of Best Buy's fraud investigation department, and ask for details concerning the incident. If Chris feel's he talking to someone who can actually fight back against trolls, he'll be willing to tell you everything. --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 18:09, 19 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
:::How his parents reacted when they found out about the Game Place incident and what happened with the police. Also possibly ask him about his future (if there's any games he's looking forward to, etc) that could preoccupy him and keep him off the internet like Modnation Racers is currently. Did he agree to an interview with you already or are you hoping he'll answer again? --[[User:Straw|Straw]] 18:41, 19 August 2010 (PDT)</div>Strawhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=CWCki:General&diff=109995CWCki:General2010-08-20T01:41:18Z<p>Straw: </p>
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For discussion that doesn't fit into the other community pages - though do keep it related to the CWCki.<br />
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==Hey people, how about those Mumble chats?==<br />
I've started a "10 minutes at a time" project to finish transcribing mumbles. Transcribing sucks, but 10 minutes in one go can relieve the strain on the people transcribing. Especially since if we get 10 or more people on board, transcribing a Mumble can be finished in the space of a couple of days instead of one person over the course of 10 days. I have a couple of people on board, but it would be nice to have several more. For the specifics of how it works, go to my [[User:Fuckingstupid|user page]]. [[Mumble_7|The Mumble chat we are currently tackling is #7]]. It would be nice if anyone who has a couple spare hours a day to transcribe a simple 10 minutes. Thanks in advance. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 22:25, 22 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Chris and Love Suggestion? ==<br />
I was thinking we should add a new article on the "Chris and...." series. Perhaps "Romance"? Maybe give an insight on his idea of being romantic. I feel we could write good article on this. There's a shit load of cheesy awkward sayings. Also,an observation on his behavior on dates with trolls could be good. Just a thought. --[[User:Bealtespip122]]<br />
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* Not a bad idea. Because Chris has blurred the line between romance and sex. With him, it's one in the same. Would be interesting to poke at I think. [[User:Chris_Pickles|Chris_Pickles]]<br />
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Aye, "romance" to him is just a means to an end. He sees act of dating as not about two people enjoying each others company, it's just to test compatibility so they can eventually fuck. Anything beyond that is just a ruse to keep the woman interested. I can't imagine him having a sincere desire to have an emotional connection with another human being, he just wants to be coddled and pleased. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 05:10, 16 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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*[[Love quest]] more or less seems to cover this.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:38, 16 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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*I'd say the Love Quest really covers his attempts at "reelin' in da ladiez" and being thwarted by outside forces. Not so much as a personal insight into what Chris thinks is romantic or sweet. --[[User:Bealtespip122|Bealtespip122]] 16:31, 16 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
** Rather than being covered by the love quest page, it's just mentioned; same treatment for [[Chris and sex]]. The events of the Megan, Ivy, and Wallflower sagas tell a lot about his view of romance. Can't forget the essential McDonald's date either. Without some good writing, though, it might not make the best article. --[[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 17:35, 16 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
*well he wanted to make " Date Education" apart from sex education, i think a chris and romance, detailing what he thinks is romance would be a nice add to the cwcki.---[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 17:13, 26 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Fridays After Five yet again ==<br />
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This probably isn't a big surprise to anyone, but Chris was also at Fridays After Five on July 16th. No pictures, I'm afraid. He was wearing a bright orange sleeveless shirt with what looked like a beer logo on the back and holding a Budweiser aluminum bottle, a little mini fan made to look like an iPod, and a hula hoop for some reason. Most importantly he had a sort of basic attraction sign with him, nothing elaborate or directly sexual but it said something like "Friendly and Flirty Man Zone" or something similar to that and with more smaller text under that I couldn't make out. He was sitting on the back grass part and left a few minutes before the music was over. I would have loved to catch Chris's attempts at using the hula hoop, I bet that was funny as hell. [[User:Camelopardalis|Camelopardalis]] 03:25, 19 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
*Good work. Mind getting some pictures next time? [[User:CrassCrab|CrassCrab]] 03:28, 19 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
**If I get to Charlottesville again when it's going on, I'll see what I can do. [[User:Camelopardalis|Camelopardalis]] 03:53, 19 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
::*No pressure. It's your prerogative. [[User:CrassCrab|CrassCrab]] 03:59, 19 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::* If you're some tard trying to get attention, fuck you, die. I have to put that disclaimer in nowadays, nothing personal. If you're being TRUE and HONEST, thank you so much for reporting this, because Chris holding something that says "Friendly and Flirty Man Zone" would be the most unintentionally hilarious thing that has ever happened. [[User:Sully|Sully]] 05:33, 19 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
::::* Oh no, this is very real. I have another person confirming the hula hoop thing. The man zone thing is what confirms it. Yeah. It's pretty damn retarded. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 06:30, 19 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
::::* Holy shit, I'm just trying to help out during a dry spell and I'm even willing to try going back and get pics, and your reaction is "fuck you, die"? May I also point out that this very site has a giant banner across the top of the main page making in very clear that they want all sightings reported? What on earth is wrong with you? [[User:Camelopardalis|Camelopardalis]] 14:12, 19 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::::*Well, I say thanks for your assistance. Clyde confirms what is obviously good intel. Pics are nice, but hey. Nice find anyhow. Keep up the great work. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 15:01, 19 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
::::::*Since we have confirmation, I guess I'll add this as a sighting to the Fridays after five article. Thanks a bunch Camelopardalis.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 16:16, 19 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::::::*Thanks, guys. To answer some of the "What, no pictures?!" sentiment, I went there to listen to some music and didn't really expect to see anything photo-worthy. These are local bands that usually play in bars and so on. Lots of people didn't bring cameras, especially as the band was a country-bluegrass bunch, not exactly Lady Gaga. I'll definitely have a camera along next time, just in case. [[User:Camelopardalis|Camelopardalis]] 01:51, 20 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::::::*Oh, and I think I can explain the hula hoop. If you look at the pictures of Chris at FAF on July 9, the wide shots taken from inside the seats area, not the close-up one on CWCki, there's two young girls and apparently their moms using hula hoops right behind him. I know the general opinion is Chris isn't a pedo, but all it takes is some basic logic that he observed little girls hula hooping at FAF and then brought one the next week himself. Not that creepy behavior is anything new for Chris but following up the kid-photographing incident with this? [[User:Camelopardalis|Camelopardalis]] 02:09, 20 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== "fan works purge", including TV Tropes even here ==<br />
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[http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/Special:Log/delete Partying like it's 1937] makes me kinda sad. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 05:42, 19 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
* Meh. That Tropes "article" was one of the biggest crimes in CWCki history, and the Charles Wilbur Crushman thing was the first online item I've come across that was such a steaming pile of shit I could actually smell it. The rest I have no comment on, but there was so much selfsucking garbage on here that it justified a deletion policy, and it probably justified said deletion as well. [[User:Sully|Sully]] 05:48, 19 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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::Crimes against the people, I guess. Goodbye [http://www.youropinionsarewrong.com/images/random/stalin-airbrush.jpg Comrade T.V. Tropes], hardly we knew ye. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 06:25, 19 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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:::The whole fan works section was a mistake in the first place. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 06:34, 19 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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::::Counter-revolutionary nest that sabotages and opposes the creative work of the people. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 06:39, 19 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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::::: shut up, you face [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 06:42, 19 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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The fan-works thing started out as a few fun little comics and stories that where just basically bored people fucking around and satirizing Chris' shit. Then people started taking it seriously, or trying to become e-famous, or just generally being self important and retarded. The good "fan-works" can be archived and stored elsewhere, because unless it's specifically relevant to Chris or a Chris event it really doesn't belong here.<br />
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More importantly, most of the fan-works sucked metric ass, and it was bringing in a massive collection of morons that where really starting to fag up the place. Personally, I think the "fan-works purge" is the best thing to happen to the CWCki in a long time.<br />
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: I know I'm late to comment on this, but good grief, am I glad some of the stupid things I did were deleted. Was the whole purpose of the fan works section to make any contributors to realise they suck? =) --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' <span style="font-size:smaller;">([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]])</span> 03:02, 6 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
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== this community portal split idea was retarded ==<br />
a very good post by clydec age 9 [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 06:37, 19 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
*WARNED YOU ABOUT THE SPLIT, BRO.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:00, 23 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Look what I did ==<br />
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I made a couple of userboxes. Use them, disdain/ridicule them, or improve them as you see fit.<br />
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<small><span class="autosigned">—Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] ([[User talk:SeventhBase|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/SeventhBase|contribs]]) </span></small><br />
:Nice work - just enhancing your template links and signing your posts. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 17:20, 21 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:: no these are stupid [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 04:54, 22 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
::More userboxes are not really what we need right now. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 22:30, 22 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== new idea for speculation ==<br />
speculation runs high. split that up into multiple pages or something [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 04:54, 22 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==Chris and relationships==<br />
Just a short idea: There are several categories regarding Chris relationships, aquaintances (for example [[Galpals|Galpals]] "Males Chris doesn't hate") orjust general people he interacted with. I think it might be beneficial to have a kind of overview regarding what people he interacted with in what timeline. Could also be linked under "friends" etc. in order to illustrate the extent of his growing social isolation and successive personal development. -- [[User:Miela|Miela]] 13:22, 24 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== July 23 Fridays After Five ==<br />
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I was at FAF this weekend, didn't stay for the whole thing, I was gone by about 7:30 or so but as far as I could tell Chris wasn't there. Actually the whole thing was pretty dead compared to the usual turnout, especially the lawn area which was almost empty. Heat index was something like 110, so I can't blame him for staying home, unless the reason was that Chris feels he's too heavily monitored at FAF these days. I did remember one more thing about Chris at FAF last week though, he had on dark wraparound sunglasses on... UNDER his regular eyeglasses. [[User:Camelopardalis|Camelopardalis]] 22:25, 24 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:I guess that confirms his shades aren't prescription. Makes sense, he chose the cheapest frames available for his glasses, why would be spend the money for something expensive like prescription sunglasses? --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 22:28, 24 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==Modnation Levels==<br />
I don't suppose anybody's actually played any of Chris's levels or anything?<br />
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It's completely understandable if nobody wants to play them, given that it's Chris, I'm sure they're all garbage, but currently all we have on his modnation efforts are a bunch of tiny screencaps I took from the website. We covered all of his LBP nonsense in detail, it's kinda weird that nobody's even tried to look into his tracks.<br />
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Any intrepid PS3 owners wanna step up?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:30, 26 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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I don't know if anyone else has suggested it already, but I've got a feeling that one of the best ways to reach (and troll) Chris right now is through ModNation, considering he probably spends most of his time there. Just track him down, join him in a game, "befriend" and chat with him... then beat him silly on his own levels and expect lulz. --[[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] 06:47, 28 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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I'm sure everyone would appreciate good let's-play videos of the ModNation levels (along the lines of the LBP owl level preview video). Does ModNation allow recording/playing back online matches? Dramatic replays and dreadful overanalysis of Chris's online games would be terribly appreciated. I mean, I don't watch motorsports, but microsecond-by-microsecond commentary on clumsy moves just might be worth watching. =) --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' <span style="font-size:smaller;">([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]])</span> 10:35, 28 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==Just a question==<br />
Not sure it this is the right place to ask or talk about a question or if this is old news but forgive me if I am wrong about anything, but may I ask whats the deal with the Cwiki and /cwc/ fighting and every thing can't find anything about whats going?--[[User:Kota88|Kota88]] 15:47, 28 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
*As far as I'm aware, there isn't anything. If you're talking about Delebonte being a fag and making a shittalk template, that doesn't have to do with /cwc/. /cwc/, as I see it, is a place where people go to talk about Chris. It's the watercooler where everyone goes to provide their own theories without threat of retribution. Cwcki is a place where facts are documented and presented. They don't really conflict, and /cwc/ doesn't really seem to be vandalising this site or anything, so I guess you just have bad information. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 15:49, 28 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
Ok thanks, what I got was something about something about legi0n or who ever being mad about furrys being on the cwciki and users being blacklisted by someone but idk, I can't look a the thread right now because when ever i got to the /cwc/ I keep getting the message saying "Website Disabled". but anyway thanks for clearing this up a little for me.--[[User:Kota88|Kota88]] 16:02, 28 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
*I can probably explain that one. People on /cwc/ follow most of the same "rules" as other imageboards (e.g. 4chan, 7chan, etc.) and as such tend to ban furries and stuff because they spam their boards with fetish porn. On the CWCki, this isn't an issue, and so we have a more lax set of rules. For people who don't understand the difference between the two systems, they might be led to believe that we are a furry site, when in fact we are just tolerant. I wouldn't worry about it too much. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 16:10, 28 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==Old News (Possible Bulbapedia incident)==<br />
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Hey, newfag here. On Bulbapedia, there was apparently a small battle over whether or not to make Sonichu as a page, with Chris (obviously) being the sole supporter. A user posted quotes from their supposed discussion here: http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blog.php?b=15577 Considering said user had no idea who Sonichu was at the time of this discussion, or shortly before I told him a few hours earlier, I'm betting money it actually happened. Thing is, this happened in August of last year, so where should it go? - [[User:CypherFDP|CypherFDP]] 12:47, 30 July 2010 (EST)<br />
:(Are you Brazilian/Portuguese by any chance?) I can't really confirm it's him. The use of "OVER 9" (like that stupid meme), incorrect use of "Your" (he's stupid, but that's not one of his quirks), NOT censoring the F-word with asterisks, as well as calling you a troll outright (though I wouldn't put it past him, frankly) and declaring the "reality" of Sonichu out in the open (he does probably believe this, but he would only insinuate it)... These are rather consistent with a copycat troll than the TRUE and HONEST Chris-chan. But if we DO get a confirmation, it should go in its own article, along with a Da Update showing that new information was unearthed.--[[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] 05:05, 30 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
*No, I was born in the Philippines, grew up in America. But anyway, I doubt we'll get any sort of confirmation, Chris has most likely long forgotten about this. I suppose I can ask if any of the conversation is left, but I don't think it'll prove anything. - [[User:CypherFDP|CypherFDP]] 1:10, 30 July 2010 (EST)<br />
**Well, this is the only other edit he made. "I would like you to know that Sonichu is a REAL Pokemon. I know, because I have over 9 years of canon from him and his world, and have been in talks with Nintendo to put Sonichu and Rosechu into animal crossing, and have been in talk with Sega to make a Sonichu video game. Please consider this. Thank you. I will dare to keep my dreams alive." Hmm. Yeah, from the looks of it, it appears it was nothing more than a poser. I doubt even Chris would say something like that. Of course, I'm a newfag so make of it what you will. - [[User:CypherFDP|CypherFDP]] 1:55, 30 July 2010 (EST)<br />
**Chris wouldn't mention the talks with Nintendo after finding out the people behind that were trolls. Too much wounded pride.--[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 11:44, 30 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
***Well, the talks with Nintendo and Sega were mentioned at 02:33, 24 August 2009 (UTC), and all the discussion in the blog started about two minutes afterward, with Chris replying at 02:58. There's also a little bit of discussion above the Sonichu topic on his user talk page, but he didn't respond to that. Here's the link to his User Talk page: http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/User_talk:CWCSonichuChandler, and here's the link to the other bit Chris supposedly said.: http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/User_talk:Evkl#Re:_Fake_Pages - [[User:CypherFDP|CypherFDP]] 10:56, 30 July 2010 (EST)<br />
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== Why are some people so eager to ban Chris everywhere on the Internet? ==<br />
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Including the people here on CWCki? Where's the fun in Chris crashing into PS3 slumber again? Damn, I wish Chris was allowed back to deviantART :( --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 05:10, 30 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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More to the point, is there an official policy regarding stupid ass bullshit like "[[CWCipedia]] states that Chris may or may not create another account. Be sure to tip off the dA admins if he will return."? I think there should be.<br />
*Overenthusiastic nobodies eager to 'stick it' to Chris and be the #1 trolin genious lolololo. It's quite irritating, and seems as if they have zero forethought. And I can only see this problem getting worse as time goes on and Chris becomes more mainstream. Feels bad man. - [[User:Beemunk|Beemunk]] 14:46, 30 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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Chris is known to act out a lot, and on deviantART, acting out is considered trolling and it will get you banned. Also the fact that nobody wants him around. [[User:LAG4U|LAG4U]] 15:05, 30 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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The same reason he gets banned from places IRL. --[[User:MoarDesu|MoarDesu]] 02:24, 1 August 2010 (UTC)<br />
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More times often than not, Chris does a good job of getting himself banned, better than the trolls at times: for example, his continued uploading of NSFW material to [[Flipnote Hatena]] damned him more than trolls could. The problem with Chris is his un realistic expectation that he is exempt to normal rules, an expectation that will continue to bite him in the ass. [[User:CosmicFeeling|CosmicFeeling]] 11:47, 3 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
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== Chris's handwriting ==<br />
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Does anyone have a slightly recent example of Chris's handwriting? I just read a book on analyzing handwriting for character traits, and I want to see what I can pick out of him. Don't worry, I'll write the summary on my user page. I just need a sample. --[[User:GandWuser|GandWuser]] 16:41, 2 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
:[[Chris's Letter to Blanca|2008 should be recent enough]] --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 16:48, 2 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
:: OK thank you. --[[User:GandWuser|GandWuser]] 17:32, 2 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
:::The [[List of Flipnotes|Flipnotes]] should be the most recent example. --[[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] 18:26, 2 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
::::The problem with those though is that they don't show pressure of his writing.<br />
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Anyways, I finished. [[User:GandWuser|Read it on my Userpage.]] --[[User:GandWuser|GandWuser]] 18:34, 2 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
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== Scripts for Sonichu TAS ==<br />
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Would it be fine to add scripts from the Sonichu Animated Series to the CWCiki? [[User:CosmicFeeling|CosmicFeeling]] 11:40, 3 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
:The page is locked, so you'd have to ask an admin. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 11:46, 3 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
::Who are the admins on the CWCiki? [[User:CosmicFeeling|CosmicFeeling]] 19:18, 3 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
:::That would be [[User:cogsdev|these]] [[User:Clydec|fine]] [[User:Champthom|people]]. I suggest putting the scripts on your namespace until they're ready for release. --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 22:27, 3 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
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== Spotted Chris at Game Stop ==<br />
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Another sighting! I went over to the GameStop at the mall and lo and behold, Christian Weston Chandler in all his glory. He was wearing jeans and plain gray shirt that was too small for him. I say too small because his chest was definitely accentuated and they came up a wee bit too shirt for a T-Shirt to be at. He was checking out the PS Triple section the majority of the time. I happened to look over my shoulder at one point and there he was, bent over with his tighty whities pulled up too far on his body, his shirt coming up rather far over his back. What he was bent over for, I have no idea. I turned back to what I was looking at and he was sighing periodically over who knows what. Then I heard, "kick da hex-box...kick da hex-box...kick da hex-box..." I had to look. He was kicking a row of X-Box games while saying it. It wasn't hard enough to knock things over, but still...what the fuuuuuck? The employee gave him a glance but didn't say anything. I'm assuming he does this on a regular basis that they just ignore him. Now that I think back on it, he was probably sighing because the PS Triple section is right next to the X-Box section and he was getting stuh-ressed that the games were touching. He left shortly after that so I was able to look at the vidya with no further disturbances.<br />
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I later decided to get a bite to eat at the Sbarros and holy shit, there was the lumberjack and the Snorlax feasting on Chick-Fil-A. They both wore baseball caps and you could definitely tell the past couple of years(or however old the most recent pictures of them were taken) haven't been kind to them. I have some unfortunate news that the Snorlax isn't as fat as she used to be(from the one picture we have). In fact, her legs were incredibly skinny. Probably even skinnier than Chris'. Her clothing looked like it hung from her loosely. She could just have the same oddly shaped body that Chris has. Either way, she didn't really look that healthy. Bob was very scruffy(probably can't shave because of his age) and shuffled around with a slight hunch. A little while later, Chris joined them before they all got up and left. Chris' underwear was bunched up over his pants and sticking out. Chris walked with his mother out, his arm around her and rubbing her back. I overheard him tell his mom, "I love you, mother." Uuuuuuh, yeeeeah. About 10-20 seconds later, Bob shuffled up behind them. And that was it. He continues to blow my mind. [[User:Danny|Danny]] 22:07, 6 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
* Ho-Ho-Holy shiiiiiiiit...! I could understand Barb's thinness (that diet after getting sick awhile back must have been murder on her), but Chris actually kicking X-Box games while saying "kick da hex-box"? That just takes the cake! I wish I knew what was going through the storeowner's head when he saw that. Hopefully the same thing everyone else was: what the fuck?--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 22:13, 6 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
*That... That's just ridiculous. And here I thought Chris was beyond things a five year old would do. No pics, I assume? :( - [[User:CypherFDP|CypherFDP]] 1:55, 7 August 2010 (EST)<br />
**Barb definitely has AIDS. -[[User:Beemunk|Beemunk]] 23:08, 6 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
**This is still an eyewitness sighting of Chris, so we're going to have to update the [[August 2010]] article. Any information or sighting is helpful to us. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 23:09, 6 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
*If he starts to frequent the store, look for the slightest excuse to get him banned. Anything that keeps Chris from buying more games is worth it. --[[User:Megaman|Megaman]] 00:02, 7 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
*ewww chris wants to do it with his mom. thats like barf central and not just because of the incest either --This post has been brought to you by [[User:ShotgunJones|ShotgunJones]] 08:54, 7 August 2010 (PDT). Thanks for reading!<br />
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== chris at faf again ==<br />
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Sighted chris at fridays after five. He was wearing grey shirt, girly fitting jeans, and his trucker vest. Spotted a pokewalker on each of his hips. No rocks or hoolahoops sighted, but the highlight was him doing a sort of dance waddle/dance where he would slowly turn in circles with both of his index fingers pointed in the air. Making sheepish eye contact with random people, and revealing a very forced looking smile. When i wandered past him while he was doing this on the side grass near the bandstand I could hear him muttering/singing "do a little dance, make a little love, do a little dance, make a little love".<br />
:No pictures, I assume? Either way, this is still helpful to us. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 11:06, 7 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
*care to tell us how you managed to observe this scene from canada? --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 11:31, 7 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
**Ouch. -- [[User:Loserbrain|Loserbrain]] 14:46, 7 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
:*Cogs brings the smackdown. My suggestion is to treat this one as bogus until we get more confirmation. Also, sign your damn posts. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 15:58, 7 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
I observed this with my own eyes and other sensory organs while, I did not observe this from canada as I am referring to fridays after five in c,va. Whether or not you choose to believe me is up to you. --hooplah<br />
*Yeah, I think we all know this is bullshit. You could have tried harder, though. Also, I don't want to make two posts, so is there any real confirmation on the previous section's sighting? It seems a bit too descriptive to me, and a family outing doesn't seem like the Chandler family to me. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 17:37, 7 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
**I smell a /cwc/fag --[[User:Munch Banchibokkusu|Munch]] 00:13, 8 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
***1) Wut 2) You can sign your post using four tildes (~) so that you don't have to type all that shit out. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 07:01, 8 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
*I was at FAF last week and stayed for most of it. I'm 95% sure Chris wasn't there. [[User:Camelopardalis|Camelopardalis]] 05:59, 13 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
**Listen to this man. He's the one who spotted Chris on all those other occasions. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 09:59, 13 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
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== Was it just me... ==<br />
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Or was anyone else redirected to ads when they tried to access this adsite yesterday? I tried to get on but I couldn't. --[[User:GandWuser|GandWuser]] 16:52, 8 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
:I didn't notice anything wrong. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 17:51, 8 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
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== Regarding the Relics of Fail items... ==<br />
I posted this a month or so ago on Champthom's usertalk page since he was the one who originally made these pages, but I figured that it might be better off here. Right now, out of 26 different relics, a total of 10 of them have the suffix "of fail". I think that the 'of fail' tag on the end of many of the items is a bit stale. Not only does it make them all seem generic and without personality, but 'of fail' just seems kind of juvenile. I'd like to start a vote to change the majority of the names to give them more flair, so they stand out more. Talked about it in IRC a few nights ago, and the consensus seemed to agree. One of the names thrown around was to change "Plush Boobs of Fail" into something along the lines of "Plush Boobs of Repressed Sexuality." Give them names that indicate their use, descriptors that tell you about the item before you even read about it. "Pokewalker of Sloth" or "Pokewalker of Inactivity". Even if the 'of fail' tag is supposed to indicate that Chris created it himself, there's no reason for the Plush Boobs and Sailor Moon Poster to have it included. Let me know what you think. [[User:Brofose|Brofose]] 21:43, 14 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
*I second this. This site isn't ED, and should separate itself where convenient. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 23:26, 14 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
:I disagree. The suffix has been grandfathered into CWC lore, original or not. Perhaps it's no longer necessary to append it to every new object Chris has, but I see no reason for the previous "of fails" to change. --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 14:31, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
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== PS3 Tracker ==<br />
Since I'm now denigrated to normal user i guess i have to be normal i am sad.<br />
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But anyway, based off a topic I saw earlier. We do have some people who know Chris on da PS3 and can see what game is playing at what time. What we need is a tracker to keep track of how much time he has wasted. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 00:55, 16 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
:I wonder if we should add a ModNation tracker. I support the idea of a greater PS3 tracker as well.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 23:29, 18 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
:Can anyone confirm that Chris bought the PlayStation <s>Plus</s> Live Gold subscription, or does he have enough sense not to buy a $50 annual service that gives discounts to crap he already owns?--[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 23:05, 18 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
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== THE CWCKI FORUM ==<br />
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So you can't get into PVCC but you're tired of getting yelled at for chatting on tlak pages? Well I have you a solution. http://cwckiforum.proboards.com is now here for you,a nd you cna talk amongst yourselves about the CWCki or weeaboo shit or anime or whatever and make your arts and have a place to show then and develop them before they get added to the CWCki itself, and all kinds of useful shit and stuff like that. So come join the cwcki forum, the only forum about the Cwcki! http://cwckiforum.proboards.com<br />
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Yeah I know the colors suck and it's not all there yet. AHM WORKIN ON IT!<br />
[[User:DrShoggoth|Dr. Herodotus P. Shoggoth :Doktor of the Forbidden Sciences, Medallion Guardian, Imperial Emu, Emeritus of the Ancient and Justified Order of the Turtle]] 13:22, 17 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
:The color scheme is offensive to the eye. Was that intentional so discourage Chris from sticking his nose into it? --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 13:25, 17 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
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I'll take that excuse for my beign shitty with color layouts. But yeah, totally to throw off chris. That's it. [[User:DrShoggoth|Dr. Herodotus P. Shoggoth :Doktor of the Forbidden Sciences, Medallion Guardian, Imperial Emu, Emeritus of the Ancient and Justified Order of the Turtle]] 13:54, 17 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
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== Chris spotted on CWCki (probably) ==<br />
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http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/Special:Contributions/G0dofThunderG0dofWar --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 13:47, 19 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
*: Still waiting for a IP address confirmation... [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 13:57, 19 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
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== I personally talked to Bob and Chris ==<br />
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Knowing that [[Bob]] and [[Chris]] would only answer if I called with a 434 area code, I got Caller ID Faker thanks to the magic of Android Marketplace. Anyways, posing as a white knight (or more correctly an anti-troll), Bob asked me if I could let you guys know that he's at the Burger King in Ruckersville daily from 9:30 to 10:30 AM, and that sometimes Chris is with him. I then called Chris on his cell phone and asked him when the next Sonichu will be released. He said "eventually."<br />
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Video coming in a minute. [[User:Meat Miracle|Meat Miracle]] 16:54, 19 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
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[[User:Meat Miracle|Meat Miracle]] 17:01, 19 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
:You should have grilled him on that "eventually" part, and told him that if he was serious about Sonichu's success, he would update it more regularly. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 17:25, 19 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
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:So Bob talks about having no axe to grind and tries to coax the trolls away from their computers. Sounds like he's quite taken with his internet persona. --[[User:Silomentality|Silomentality]] 18:02, 19 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
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== I will interview Chris tomorrow ==<br />
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What should I ask him? [[User:Meat Miracle|Meat Miracle]] 17:33, 19 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
:Details regarding "trolls hacked my bank accounts!" --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 17:39, 19 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
:Grill him on that "eventually" part he said in the last call. Tell him that if he was serious about Sonichu, he wouldn't go months at a time without updating. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 17:39, 19 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
:Today's big news in the gaming world was the ps3 hack. Given Chris's attachment to the ps3, you could ask him if he's heard about it and what he thinks about it. --[[User:Silomentality|Silomentality]] 18:02, 19 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
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:: Definitely the information regarding his allegedly hacked back accounts. If you can disguise it as a different number, tell them your part of Best Buy's fraud investigation department, and ask for details concerning the incident. If Chris feel's he talking to someone who can actually fight back against trolls, he'll be willing to tell you everything. --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 18:09, 19 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
:::How his parents reacted when they found out about the Game Place incident and what happened with the police. Did he agree to an interview with you already or are you hoping he'll answer again? --[[User:Straw|Straw]] 18:41, 19 August 2010 (PDT)</div>Strawhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Matthew_Nobles_call&diff=109283Talk:Matthew Nobles call2010-08-16T17:05:53Z<p>Straw: /* Sent video to Michael Snyder */</p>
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<div>This is important shit guys, mostly detailing Bob's theory of the conspiracy that trolling originated from [[Megan]], Michael Synder, and "a few gay guys."--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:38, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
:Yeah, this is awesome. Now, if we had Matthew's email, we could verify the "George Millson" case a few of us are looking into, seeing as it's possible proof of Chris hypnotizing someone into believing Chris is a good person. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 19:02, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
::What are you talking about? --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 20:13, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
:::Either look at the talk pages of either CypherFDP, Msummers or me, or email enginegeorge@yahoo.com asking what happened between him and Chris. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 20:41, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
* Most upsetting Bob oriented thing to date. He's equally responsible for Chris growing up to be a useless sack of shit. I liked the world better when I thought it was all Barb's fault. [[User:Sully|Sully]] 19:06, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
** It's the final proof that Chris's vague understanding of reality and tendency towards conspiracy are just him puppetting his senile father and white trash mother. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 20:04, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
*** I think you mean "parotting". I doubt Chris is able to project his delusions onto even his own parents. --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 23:14, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
*** Even further than that, the fact that Chris didn't tell his parents about his near-arrest and tried to hide it proves that he is either very afraid of them or will do anything to avoid trouble (even if it is impractical or impossible). I'm also very interested in this apparent theft of Chris's funds. I'm wondering if someone really did break in to mess with his account, or whether Chris bought more shit than he could afford, and is trying to cover it up by claiming "trolls did it" --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 20:25, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
Who is that at the end? Sounds like Chris but...really off... - [[User:Captainhowdy|Captainhowdy]] 20:02, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
* Snorlaxicus Maximus. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 20:04, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
** Oh snap! So is this her longest appearance in recorded media? - [[User:Captainhowdy|Captainhowdy]] 20:06, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
*** This needs to get transcribed, this is really good material. [[User:Notslowpoke|Notslowpoke]] 20:13, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
**** ffffffffffffffff why did it get cut off at the end? i wanna hear more of snorlax's rambling --This post brought to you by [[User:ShotgunJones|ShotgunJones]] 20:17, 15 August 2010 (PDT). Thanks for reading!<br />
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Nine hours without a transcription. Sons, I am disapoint.<br />
:I'm on the part where Bob talks about trolls hacking Chris's e-mails. This shit is gold. --[[User:Espanolic|Espanolic]] 20:44, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
:*Fuck. As usual, something new comes along when I'm at work. I'll take a look as soon as I get home, assuming Beat doesn't get word of this and leap upon it like the sexy, caped crusader for justice that he is. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 21:01, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
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Transcribed. Hopefully without too many mistakes. I'll colorize it as soon as I get myself nice and drunk. --[[User:RTBHBX|RTBHBX]] 21:02, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
:And colored. Tugboat Captain if you see any of your additions that I missed coloring, sorry, and please reinsert them. Oh, and I redacted the gAME pLACE phone number because I wasn't sure how kosher it was. If anyone wants to throw it in go right on ahead. --[[User:RTBHBX|RTBHBX]] 21:25, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
:* Added a thing here or there, I was working on transcribing it for the past few hours too, but ya beat me to it.--[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 22:48, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
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And maybe it's just me, but when Matthew says his own name at the beggining, it soulds like Nobles, with an "s". Confirm/deny? Anybody actually know him (how'd we get this in the first place)? --[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 22:52, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
**Actually, I've listened to it, and it really does sound like he's saying Nobles. - [[User:CypherFDP|CypherFDP]] 02:58, 16 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
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==File format==<br />
Could someone with a converter link to an mp3 version of the file? None of the media players on my computer support .ogg files. [[User:Ganondorfdude11|Ganondorfdude11]] 19:47, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
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*Use VLC, dude.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:48, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
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== Best Buy/Bank incident ==<br />
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Do we know more about this bank incident? Sounds to me like Chris probably got caught up in some sort of scam and blamed the DAMN DIRTY TROLLS for it. [[User:KarryLing|KarryLing]] 22:09, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
:Considering how stupid and naive Chris is, I wouldn't put it past him. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 22:26, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
:So, either trolls deliberatley going after him, some usual credit card fraud that happened to happen to Chris, or Chris lying out his ass to try to cover himself. Either way, Matthew is a master of Zen for speaking with a straight voice after that paragraph.--[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 22:47, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
:I doubt it's as much "credit card fraud" as Chris-chan [[Chris and money|being his own spend-spreeing self]]. Bob got a wind of his statement, and Chris did the first thing that came to his mind: blame someone else. --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 23:09, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
::Either way, if trolls actually did it or Chris did it and is now lying about it, someone could get in some serious trouble for credit card fraud. If it is indeed Chris' doing, this could get good. [[User:KarryLing|KarryLing]] 01:36, 16 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
:::Well, if it ''is'' Chris' own fault (which *is* the most probable scenario), it's not fraud- if somehow he did commit fraud, it'd be entirely on accident, I'm sure. Lying to your parents about your massive debt; dumb as all fuck (read: par for course), but not illegal. Chris stealing his parents cards; that IS fraud, but the only way that'd get taken to court is if Bob and Snorlax themselves somehow decided to kick Chris out and sue him. As fucking awesome as that'd be, not a chance in hell. --[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 02:03, 16 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
:::: I think Chris just spent too much money and blamed those DAMN DIRTY TROLLS--[[User:Monkeytacoz|Monkeytacoz]] 07:48, 16 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
<br />
==Follow up call?==<br />
I totally think somebody should phone them up again pretending to be the owner of the GAMe PLACe this time, following on from this comment from Bob:<br />
<br />
''"Now, if you would like to have me talk to your owner I would be glad to- and my wife would be glad to go to a meeting with him about your place and how it's corrupting the whole neighborhood!"''<br />
<br />
It'd be nice to hear some more conspiratorial shit from Boblax about how the GAMe PLACe is "corrupting the whole neighborhood!", and we know that they are chomping at the bit to talk to the owner. Just a though...-[[User:Beemunk|Beemunk]] 22:17, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
<br />
*"It's all a plot by the GAMe PLACe in league with the Greene County School District to persecute our son for being autistic. The Jews and gays are sent by them to harass Christian just for being the understanding, God-fearing, well-adjusted, mature young man we raised him to be. There's also some connection to the hispanics and blacks to keep him from getting a job and taking away all the white women keeping him from his true love."--[[User:PhilRaptor|PhilRaptor]] 23:29, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
<br />
:*Could be worse: Bob and Chris could know the word "Sheeple."--[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 00:57, 16 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
<br />
::*Worse yet, Bob could know people in the Tea Party. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 09:03, 16 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
<br />
==You do realize...==<br />
That Matthew sounds just like Alec Benson Leary right? Coincidence? I think not. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 22:50, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
:Apparently we don't like to disclose identities of trolls, but I think "ALB" of the calls, the [[Rollin' and Trollin']] cameraman, and the Mr. Hyde of [[Magical Man Potion]] are the same person. Probably a Charlottesville FA. --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 23:07, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
::I thought the same thing when he started talking. This is the most interesting thing to happen in months, hopefully we can find out about the credit card business and all of that. --[[User:Straw|Straw]] 23:28, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
<br />
== Letter ==<br />
<br />
What sort of letter would Bob want to be sent? Chris steals troll-related mail and Bob is already talking to the (supposed) Game Place employee on the phone, so what sense does it make to want a letter? --[[User:Straw|Straw]] 23:49, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
:Bob doesn't know that Chris steals the troll mail.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 00:03, 16 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
::Too bad we do not know the mechnics of how exactly. Like does Bob or Snorlax actually get the mail out of the box, or does Chris do it? If maybe Bob would see stuff on a postcard before Chris got to it.--[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 00:55, 16 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
:::Well, if they receive a large number of postcards/letters over one day or a week containing information they may not know (house tour still being online and whatever else people can think of), they would have a better chance of seeing something or Chris getting freaked out at all these letters coming in from around the country. --[[User:Straw|Straw]] 03:53, 16 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
<br />
== Sent video to Michael Snyder ==<br />
<br />
I sent the video to Michael on YouTube; he needs to get a hold of this and address the video considering that Bob and Barb want to talk to him THAT bad. Even though he probably gets hundreds of messages and somebody may have already sent him the vid, I just felt it was important that he got a hold of this. --[[User:Famicon64|Famicon64]] 10:00, 16 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
:Isn't there a possibility Michael won't be happy that someone is pretending to work at the Game Place? I don't really know his personality or how he feels about the trolling but if it brings him into it I'm not really sure if he wants that. --[[User:Straw|Straw]] 10:05, 16 August 2010 (PDT)</div>Strawhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Matthew_Nobles_call&diff=109213Talk:Matthew Nobles call2010-08-16T10:54:27Z<p>Straw: /* Letter */</p>
<hr />
<div>This is important shit guys, mostly detailing Bob's theory of the conspiracy that trolling originated from [[Megan]], Michael Synder, and "a few gay guys."--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:38, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
:Yeah, this is awesome. Now, if we had Matthew's email, we could verify the "George Millson" case a few of us are looking into, seeing as it's possible proof of Chris hypnotizing someone into believing Chris is a good person. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 19:02, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
::What are you talking about? --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 20:13, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
:::Either look at the talk pages of either CypherFDP, Msummers or me, or email enginegeorge@yahoo.com asking what happened between him and Chris. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 20:41, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
* Most upsetting Bob oriented thing to date. He's equally responsible for Chris growing up to be a useless sack of shit. I liked the world better when I thought it was all Barb's fault. [[User:Sully|Sully]] 19:06, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
** It's the final proof that Chris's vague understanding of reality and tendency towards conspiracy are just him puppetting his senile father and white trash mother. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 20:04, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
*** I think you mean "parotting". I doubt Chris is able to project his delusions onto even his own parents. --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 23:14, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
*** Even further than that, the fact that Chris didn't tell his parents about his near-arrest and tried to hide it proves that he is either very afraid of them or will do anything to avoid trouble (even if it is impractical or impossible). I'm also very interested in this apparent theft of Chris's funds. I'm wondering if someone really did break in to mess with his account, or whether Chris bought more shit than he could afford, and is trying to cover it up by claiming "trolls did it" --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 20:25, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
Who is that at the end? Sounds like Chris but...really off... - [[User:Captainhowdy|Captainhowdy]] 20:02, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
* Snorlaxicus Maximus. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 20:04, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
** Oh snap! So is this her longest appearance in recorded media? - [[User:Captainhowdy|Captainhowdy]] 20:06, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
*** This needs to get transcribed, this is really good material. [[User:Notslowpoke|Notslowpoke]] 20:13, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
**** ffffffffffffffff why did it get cut off at the end? i wanna hear more of snorlax's rambling --This post brought to you by [[User:ShotgunJones|ShotgunJones]] 20:17, 15 August 2010 (PDT). Thanks for reading!<br />
<br />
Nine hours without a transcription. Sons, I am disapoint.<br />
:I'm on the part where Bob talks about trolls hacking Chris's e-mails. This shit is gold. --[[User:Espanolic|Espanolic]] 20:44, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
:*Fuck. As usual, something new comes along when I'm at work. I'll take a look as soon as I get home, assuming Beat doesn't get word of this and leap upon it like the sexy, caped crusader for justice that he is. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 21:01, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
<br />
Transcribed. Hopefully without too many mistakes. I'll colorize it as soon as I get myself nice and drunk. --[[User:RTBHBX|RTBHBX]] 21:02, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
:And colored. Tugboat Captain if you see any of your additions that I missed coloring, sorry, and please reinsert them. Oh, and I redacted the gAME pLACE phone number because I wasn't sure how kosher it was. If anyone wants to throw it in go right on ahead. --[[User:RTBHBX|RTBHBX]] 21:25, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
:* Added a thing here or there, I was working on transcribing it for the past few hours too, but ya beat me to it.--[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 22:48, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
<br />
And maybe it's just me, but when Matthew says his own name at the beggining, it soulds like Nobles, with an "s". Confirm/deny? Anybody actually know him (how'd we get this in the first place)? --[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 22:52, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
**Actually, I've listened to it, and it really does sound like he's saying Nobles. - [[User:CypherFDP|CypherFDP]] 02:58, 16 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
<br />
==File format==<br />
Could someone with a converter link to an mp3 version of the file? None of the media players on my computer support .ogg files. [[User:Ganondorfdude11|Ganondorfdude11]] 19:47, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
<br />
*Use VLC, dude.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:48, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
<br />
== Best Buy/Bank incident ==<br />
<br />
Do we know more about this bank incident? Sounds to me like Chris probably got caught up in some sort of scam and blamed the DAMN DIRTY TROLLS for it. [[User:KarryLing|KarryLing]] 22:09, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
:Considering how stupid and naive Chris is, I wouldn't put it past him. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 22:26, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
:So, either trolls deliberatley going after him, some usual credit card fraud that happened to happen to Chris, or Chris lying out his ass to try to cover himself. Either way, Matthew is a master of Zen for speaking with a straight voice after that paragraph.--[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 22:47, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
:I doubt it's as much "credit card fraud" as Chris-chan [[Chris and money|being his own spend-spreeing self]]. Bob got a wind of his statement, and Chris did the first thing that came to his mind: blame someone else. --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 23:09, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
::Either way, if trolls actually did it or Chris did it and is now lying about it, someone could get in some serious trouble for credit card fraud. If it is indeed Chris' doing, this could get good. [[User:KarryLing|KarryLing]] 01:36, 16 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
:::Well, if it ''is'' Chris' own fault (which *is* the most probable scenario), it's not fraud- if somehow he did commit fraud, it'd be entirely on accident, I'm sure. Lying to your parents about your massive debt; dumb as all fuck (read: par for course), but not illegal. Chris stealing his parents cards; that IS fraud, but the only way that'd get taken to court is if Bob and Snorlax themselves somehow decided to kick Chris out and sue him. As fucking awesome as that'd be, not a chance in hell. --[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 02:03, 16 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
<br />
==Follow up call?==<br />
I totally think somebody should phone them up again pretending to be the owner of the GAMe PLACe this time, following on from this comment from Bob:<br />
<br />
''"Now, if you would like to have me talk to your owner I would be glad to- and my wife would be glad to go to a meeting with him about your place and how it's corrupting the whole neighborhood!"''<br />
<br />
It'd be nice to hear some more conspiratorial shit from Boblax about how the GAMe PLACe is "corrupting the whole neighborhood!", and we know that they are chomping at the bit to talk to the owner. Just a though...-[[User:Beemunk|Beemunk]] 22:17, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
<br />
*"It's all a plot by the GAMe PLACe in league with the Greene County School District to persecute our son for being autistic. The Jews and gays are sent by them to harass Christian just for being the understanding, God-fearing, well-adjusted, mature young man we raised him to be. There's also some connection to the hispanics and blacks to keep him from getting a job and taking away all the white women keeping him from his true love."--[[User:PhilRaptor|PhilRaptor]] 23:29, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
<br />
**Could be worse: Bob and Chris could know the word "Sheeple."--[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 00:57, 16 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
<br />
==You do realize...==<br />
That Matthew sounds just like Alec Benson Leary right? Coincidence? I think not. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 22:50, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
:Apparently we don't like to disclose identities of trolls, but I think "ALB" of the calls, the [[Rollin' and Trollin']] cameraman, and the Mr. Hyde of [[Magical Man Potion]] are the same person. Probably a Charlottesville FA. --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 23:07, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
::I thought the same thing when he started talking. This is the most interesting thing to happen in months, hopefully we can find out about the credit card business and all of that. --[[User:Straw|Straw]] 23:28, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
<br />
== Letter ==<br />
<br />
What sort of letter would Bob want to be sent? Chris steals troll-related mail and Bob is already talking to the (supposed) Game Place employee on the phone, so what sense does it make to want a letter? --[[User:Straw|Straw]] 23:49, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
:Bob doesn't know that Chris steals the troll mail.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 00:03, 16 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
::Too bad we do not know the mechnics of how exactly. Like does Bob or Snorlax actually get the mail out of the box, or does Chris do it? If maybe Bob would see stuff on a postcard before Chris got to it.--[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 00:55, 16 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
:::Well, if they receive a large number of postcards/letters over one day or a week containing information they may not know (house tour still being online and whatever else people can think of), they would have a better chance of seeing something or Chris getting freaked out at all these letters coming in from around the country. --[[User:Straw|Straw]] 03:53, 16 August 2010 (PDT)</div>Strawhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Matthew_Nobles_call&diff=109212Talk:Matthew Nobles call2010-08-16T10:53:44Z<p>Straw: </p>
<hr />
<div>This is important shit guys, mostly detailing Bob's theory of the conspiracy that trolling originated from [[Megan]], Michael Synder, and "a few gay guys."--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:38, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
:Yeah, this is awesome. Now, if we had Matthew's email, we could verify the "George Millson" case a few of us are looking into, seeing as it's possible proof of Chris hypnotizing someone into believing Chris is a good person. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 19:02, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
::What are you talking about? --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 20:13, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
:::Either look at the talk pages of either CypherFDP, Msummers or me, or email enginegeorge@yahoo.com asking what happened between him and Chris. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 20:41, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
* Most upsetting Bob oriented thing to date. He's equally responsible for Chris growing up to be a useless sack of shit. I liked the world better when I thought it was all Barb's fault. [[User:Sully|Sully]] 19:06, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
** It's the final proof that Chris's vague understanding of reality and tendency towards conspiracy are just him puppetting his senile father and white trash mother. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 20:04, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
*** I think you mean "parotting". I doubt Chris is able to project his delusions onto even his own parents. --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 23:14, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
*** Even further than that, the fact that Chris didn't tell his parents about his near-arrest and tried to hide it proves that he is either very afraid of them or will do anything to avoid trouble (even if it is impractical or impossible). I'm also very interested in this apparent theft of Chris's funds. I'm wondering if someone really did break in to mess with his account, or whether Chris bought more shit than he could afford, and is trying to cover it up by claiming "trolls did it" --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 20:25, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
Who is that at the end? Sounds like Chris but...really off... - [[User:Captainhowdy|Captainhowdy]] 20:02, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
* Snorlaxicus Maximus. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 20:04, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
** Oh snap! So is this her longest appearance in recorded media? - [[User:Captainhowdy|Captainhowdy]] 20:06, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
*** This needs to get transcribed, this is really good material. [[User:Notslowpoke|Notslowpoke]] 20:13, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
**** ffffffffffffffff why did it get cut off at the end? i wanna hear more of snorlax's rambling --This post brought to you by [[User:ShotgunJones|ShotgunJones]] 20:17, 15 August 2010 (PDT). Thanks for reading!<br />
<br />
Nine hours without a transcription. Sons, I am disapoint.<br />
:I'm on the part where Bob talks about trolls hacking Chris's e-mails. This shit is gold. --[[User:Espanolic|Espanolic]] 20:44, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
:*Fuck. As usual, something new comes along when I'm at work. I'll take a look as soon as I get home, assuming Beat doesn't get word of this and leap upon it like the sexy, caped crusader for justice that he is. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 21:01, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
<br />
Transcribed. Hopefully without too many mistakes. I'll colorize it as soon as I get myself nice and drunk. --[[User:RTBHBX|RTBHBX]] 21:02, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
:And colored. Tugboat Captain if you see any of your additions that I missed coloring, sorry, and please reinsert them. Oh, and I redacted the gAME pLACE phone number because I wasn't sure how kosher it was. If anyone wants to throw it in go right on ahead. --[[User:RTBHBX|RTBHBX]] 21:25, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
:* Added a thing here or there, I was working on transcribing it for the past few hours too, but ya beat me to it.--[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 22:48, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
<br />
And maybe it's just me, but when Matthew says his own name at the beggining, it soulds like Nobles, with an "s". Confirm/deny? Anybody actually know him (how'd we get this in the first place)? --[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 22:52, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
**Actually, I've listened to it, and it really does sound like he's saying Nobles. - [[User:CypherFDP|CypherFDP]] 02:58, 16 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
<br />
==File format==<br />
Could someone with a converter link to an mp3 version of the file? None of the media players on my computer support .ogg files. [[User:Ganondorfdude11|Ganondorfdude11]] 19:47, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
<br />
*Use VLC, dude.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:48, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
<br />
== Best Buy/Bank incident ==<br />
<br />
Do we know more about this bank incident? Sounds to me like Chris probably got caught up in some sort of scam and blamed the DAMN DIRTY TROLLS for it. [[User:KarryLing|KarryLing]] 22:09, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
:Considering how stupid and naive Chris is, I wouldn't put it past him. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 22:26, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
:So, either trolls deliberatley going after him, some usual credit card fraud that happened to happen to Chris, or Chris lying out his ass to try to cover himself. Either way, Matthew is a master of Zen for speaking with a straight voice after that paragraph.--[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 22:47, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
:I doubt it's as much "credit card fraud" as Chris-chan [[Chris and money|being his own spend-spreeing self]]. Bob got a wind of his statement, and Chris did the first thing that came to his mind: blame someone else. --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 23:09, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
::Either way, if trolls actually did it or Chris did it and is now lying about it, someone could get in some serious trouble for credit card fraud. If it is indeed Chris' doing, this could get good. [[User:KarryLing|KarryLing]] 01:36, 16 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
:::Well, if it ''is'' Chris' own fault (which *is* the most probable scenario), it's not fraud- if somehow he did commit fraud, it'd be entirely on accident, I'm sure. Lying to your parents about your massive debt; dumb as all fuck (read: par for course), but not illegal. Chris stealing his parents cards; that IS fraud, but the only way that'd get taken to court is if Bob and Snorlax themselves somehow decided to kick Chris out and sue him. As fucking awesome as that'd be, not a chance in hell. --[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 02:03, 16 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
<br />
==Follow up call?==<br />
I totally think somebody should phone them up again pretending to be the owner of the GAMe PLACe this time, following on from this comment from Bob:<br />
<br />
''"Now, if you would like to have me talk to your owner I would be glad to- and my wife would be glad to go to a meeting with him about your place and how it's corrupting the whole neighborhood!"''<br />
<br />
It'd be nice to hear some more conspiratorial shit from Boblax about how the GAMe PLACe is "corrupting the whole neighborhood!", and we know that they are chomping at the bit to talk to the owner. Just a though...-[[User:Beemunk|Beemunk]] 22:17, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
<br />
*"It's all a plot by the GAMe PLACe in league with the Greene County School District to persecute our son for being autistic. The Jews and gays are sent by them to harass Christian just for being the understanding, God-fearing, well-adjusted, mature young man we raised him to be. There's also some connection to the hispanics and blacks to keep him from getting a job and taking away all the white women keeping him from his true love."--[[User:PhilRaptor|PhilRaptor]] 23:29, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
<br />
**Could be worse: Bob and Chris could know the word "Sheeple."--[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 00:57, 16 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
<br />
==You do realize...==<br />
That Matthew sounds just like Alec Benson Leary right? Coincidence? I think not. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 22:50, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
:Apparently we don't like to disclose identities of trolls, but I think "ALB" of the calls, the [[Rollin' and Trollin']] cameraman, and the Mr. Hyde of [[Magical Man Potion]] are the same person. Probably a Charlottesville FA. --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 23:07, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
::I thought the same thing when he started talking. This is the most interesting thing to happen in months, hopefully we can find out about the credit card business and all of that. --[[User:Straw|Straw]] 23:28, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
<br />
== Letter ==<br />
<br />
What sort of letter would Bob want to be sent? Chris steals troll-related mail and Bob is already talking to the (supposed) Game Place employee on the phone, so what sense does it make to want a letter? --[[User:Straw|Straw]] 23:49, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
:Bob doesn't know that Chris steals the troll mail.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 00:03, 16 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
::Too bad we do not know the mechnics of how exactly. Like does Bob or Snorlax actually get the mail out of the box, or does Chris do it? If maybe Bob would see stuff on a postcard before Chris got to it.--[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 00:55, 16 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
:::Well, if they receive a large number of postcards/letters over one day or a week or something containing information they may not know (house tour still being online and whatever else people can think of), they would have a better chance of seeing something or Chris getting freaked out at all these letters coming in from around the country. --[[User:Straw|Straw]] 03:53, 16 August 2010 (PDT)</div>Strawhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Matthew_Nobles_call&diff=109185Talk:Matthew Nobles call2010-08-16T06:49:15Z<p>Straw: /* Letter */ new section</p>
<hr />
<div>This is important shit guys, mostly detailing Bob's theory of the conspiracy that trolling originated from [[Megan]], Michael Synder, and "a few gay guys."--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:38, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
:Yeah, this is awesome. Now, if we had Matthew's email, we could verify the "George Millson" case a few of us are looking into, seeing as it's possible proof of Chris hypnotizing someone into believing Chris is a good person. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 19:02, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
::What are you talking about? --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 20:13, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
:::Either look at the talk pages of either CypherFDP, Msummers or me, or email enginegeorge@yahoo.com asking what happened between him and Chris. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 20:41, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
* Most upsetting Bob oriented thing to date. He's equally responsible for Chris growing up to be a useless sack of shit. I liked the world better when I thought it was all Barb's fault. [[User:Sully|Sully]] 19:06, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
** It's the final proof that Chris's vague understanding of reality and tendency towards conspiracy are just him puppetting his senile father and white trash mother. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 20:04, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
*** I think you mean "parotting". I doubt Chris is able to project his delusions onto even his own parents. --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 23:14, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
*** Even further than that, the fact that Chris didn't tell his parents about his near-arrest and tried to hide it proves that he is either very afraid of them or will do anything to avoid trouble (even if it is impractical or impossible). I'm also very interested in this apparent theft of Chris's funds. I'm wondering if someone really did break in to mess with his account, or whether Chris bought more shit than he could afford, and is trying to cover it up by claiming "trolls did it" --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 20:25, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
Who is that at the end? Sounds like Chris but...really off... - [[User:Captainhowdy|Captainhowdy]] 20:02, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
* Snorlaxicus Maximus. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 20:04, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
** Oh snap! So is this her longest appearance in recorded media? - [[User:Captainhowdy|Captainhowdy]] 20:06, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
*** This needs to get transcribed, this is really good material. [[User:Notslowpoke|Notslowpoke]] 20:13, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
**** ffffffffffffffff why did it get cut off at the end? i wanna hear more of snorlax's rambling --This post brought to you by [[User:ShotgunJones|ShotgunJones]] 20:17, 15 August 2010 (PDT). Thanks for reading!<br />
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Nine hours without a transcription. Sons, I am disapoint.<br />
:I'm on the part where Bob talks about trolls hacking Chris's e-mails. This shit is gold. --[[User:Espanolic|Espanolic]] 20:44, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
:*Fuck. As usual, something new comes along when I'm at work. I'll take a look as soon as I get home, assuming Beat doesn't get word of this and leap upon it like the sexy, caped crusader for justice that he is. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 21:01, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
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Transcribed. Hopefully without too many mistakes. I'll colorize it as soon as I get myself nice and drunk. --[[User:RTBHBX|RTBHBX]] 21:02, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
:And colored. Tugboat Captain if you see any of your additions that I missed coloring, sorry, and please reinsert them. Oh, and I redacted the gAME pLACE phone number because I wasn't sure how kosher it was. If anyone wants to throw it in go right on ahead. --[[User:RTBHBX|RTBHBX]] 21:25, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
:* Added a thing here or there, I was working on transcribing it for the past few hours too, but ya beat me to it.--[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 22:48, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
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And maybe it's just me, but when Matthew says his own name at the beggining, it soulds like Nobles, with an "s". Confirm/deny? Anybody actually know him (how'd we get this in the first place)? --[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 22:52, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
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==File format==<br />
Could someone with a converter link to an mp3 version of the file? None of the media players on my computer support .ogg files. [[User:Ganondorfdude11|Ganondorfdude11]] 19:47, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
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*Use VLC, dude.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:48, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
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== Best Buy/Bank incident ==<br />
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Do we know more about this bank incident? Sounds to me like Chris probably got caught up in some sort of scam and blamed the DAMN DIRTY TROLLS for it. [[User:KarryLing|KarryLing]] 22:09, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
:Considering how stupid and naive Chris is, I wouldn't put it past him. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 22:26, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
:So, either trolls deliberatley going after him, some usual credit card fraud that happened to happen to Chris, or Chris lying out his ass to try to cover himself. Either way, Matthew is a master of Zen for speaking with a straight voice after that paragraph.--[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 22:47, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
:I doubt it's as much "credit card fraud" as Chris-chan [[Chris and money|being his own spend-spreeing self]]. Bob got a wind of his statement, and Chris did the first thing that came to his mind: blame someone else. --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 23:09, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
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==Follow up call?==<br />
I totally think somebody should phone them up again pretending to be the owner of the GAMe PLACe this time, following on from this comment from Bob:<br />
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''"Now, if you would like to have me talk to your owner I would be glad to- and my wife would be glad to go to a meeting with him about your place and how it's corrupting the whole neighborhood!"''<br />
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It'd be nice to hear some more conspiratorial shit from Boblax about how the GAMe PLACe is "corrupting the whole neighborhood!", and we know that they are chomping at the bit to talk to the owner. Just a though...-[[User:Beemunk|Beemunk]] 22:17, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
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*"It's all a plot by the GAMe PLACe in league with the Greene County School District to persecute our son for being autistic. The Jews and gays are sent by them to harass Christian just for being the understanding, God-fearing, well-adjusted, mature young man we raised him to be. There's also some connection to the hispanics and blacks to keep him from getting a job and taking away all the white women keeping him from his true love."--[[User:PhilRaptor|PhilRaptor]] 23:29, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
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==You do realize...==<br />
That Matthew sounds just like Alec Benson Leary right? Coincidence? I think not. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 22:50, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
:Apparently we don't like to disclose identities of trolls, but I think "ALB" of the calls, the [[Rollin' and Trollin']] cameraman, and the Mr. Hyde of [[Magical Man Potion]] are the same person. Probably a Charlottesville FA. --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 23:07, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
::I thought the same thing when he started talking. This is the most interesting thing to happen in months, hopefully we can find out about the credit card business and all of that. --[[User:Straw|Straw]] 23:28, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
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== Letter ==<br />
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What sort of letter would Bob want to be sent? Chris steals troll-related mail and Bob is already talking to the (supposed) Game Place employee on the phone, so what sense does it make to want a letter? --[[User:Straw|Straw]] 23:49, 15 August 2010 (PDT)</div>Strawhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Matthew_Nobles_call&diff=109183Matthew Nobles call2010-08-16T06:43:25Z<p>Straw: /* Transcript */</p>
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<div>On 10 [[August 2010]], Matthew Noble, a [[GAMe PLACe]] employee, called [[Bob Chandler]] and discussed [[Chris's]] encounter with [[Michael Snyder]] in [[June 2010]].<br />
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==Transcript==<br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Bob:'''</font> Hello?<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Matthew:'''</font> Uh, hello, is this Robert Chandler?<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Bob:'''</font> Yes?<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Matthew:'''</font> Hello?<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Bob:'''</font> Who is this?<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Matthew:'''</font> Hi, hi, Mr. Chandler. Hi, my name is, uh, Matthew Noble, I think you just tried to call me back, I think I left you a message?<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Bob:'''</font> Y-yes, what-what's your problem?<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Matthew:'''</font> Well um, actually um I wanted to talk to you about something. Um, I'm an employee at the GAMe PLACe. Uh, I apologize for calling you so long after the incident occurred but, uh, given your son's continued harassment of our store I felt we needed to speak to you-<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Bob:'''</font> The uh- the gaming place now? Uhh...<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Matthew:'''</font> The GAMe PLACe.<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Bob:'''</font> This place down town? By the Omni?<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Matthew:'''</font> Correct. Correct.<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Bob:'''</font> Ok... Ok... Now what's- What's- What's the problem?<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Matthew:'''</font> Well um, I'm sure you're aware of uh, the little incident your son ah, Christian had when he came to our store early in June. Um, when he attempted to ge-<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Bob:'''</font> I didn't know he had been to your store [[6 June 2010|early in June.]] I knew he-<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Matthew:'''</font> Oh, you were unaware of-<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Bob:'''</font> He- I knew he, uh, had some, a lot of problems with you people several years ago. [Matthew attempts to answer, Bob continues over him]<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Matthew'''</font> [Interrupted]: Well, uh, what happened was <br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Bob'''</font> [Continuing]: When you basically kicked him out and everything else for no reason of his own<br> <br />
<font color="#66FF00">'''Barb:'''</font> [In the background]: And his mother.<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Bob:'''</font> And his mother. And everybody else I don’t really like your place, now what’s it gon- I didn't know he'd been there in June now tell me about this.<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Matthew:'''</font> Well basically what happened was he came in, he wanted to talk to our manager, Mike, about getting himself unbanned um, Mike refused to speak with him about the matter<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Bob:'''</font> Well I think that's the Mike that threw him out. Mike's been persecuting him for years and I don't like Mike. I'd like to speak to the owner of the place I think lives up here, up the road from me. In Madison or somewhere. This whole thing is a setup from the very beginning with my son. Now I don- didn't like it then and I still don't like it. Now what happened in June? [Barb, inaudible]<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Matthew'''</font> [Interrupted several times]: Well, Sir the point is that- Sir, I... Sir. Well after he left, uh, when he couldn't get himself unbanned, he came back several days later and was taking pictures of people in the store-<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Bob:'''</font> [[Chris and the law|Well that's not illegal!]]<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Matthew:'''</font> Um, one of the patrons... He... Some people felt that he was threatening them, to be honest. One woman said that he was taking [[Pedofork|pictures of her son]]. I don't know if that's true or not, but uh, Mike was there and he became angry and called the [[Jerkops|police]] because your son was trespassing<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Bob:'''</font> Well he hadn't told them he- didn't come in there, it's a business place. Now, Mike, and [[Megan]] are the ones that conspired together with a couple of other people- kids there that I think were [[Homos|gay]], to persecute and torment Christian for years. Ok, I don't like Mike. I would like to talk to the owner of the store. I could really tell him about the people he employs there. Ok, I could tell him a lot.<br><br />
<font color="#66FF00">'''Barb'''</font> [In the background]: Megan lied.<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Matthew:'''</font> Sir... Well, regardless of that sir, I don't know about any of that all I know is that your son was banned from the store and he trespassed<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Bob'''</font> [Talking over Matthew]: Well regardless of that, that all figures within to this stuff. That all figures into this stuff. It certainly shouldn't and what should- It certainly should-<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Matthew:'''</font> Well that certainly- But I just called to- Sir I called to inform you- I called to inform you that even though the police came and made your son sign a trespassing notice that he continued to harass our store online. That's what I called to inform you of.<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Bob:'''</font> Well he probably- People are harassing him from all over the world! Let me tell you something fella, you know what some damn crazy fools that I think started at your store with Megan, and Mike, and two or three more. You know what they just did a week ago? They just broke into his [[Money|checking account]], got his checking account numbers and routing numbers they- they broke into his Best Buy Mastercard number, and they stole his ID, and- and all of his uh... Password information they went into that Best Buy checking account trying to ruin his credit, and made a payoff on a check that had no funds in the checking account. Which got him a whole bunch uh- of of non-sufficient fund fees. Now this all transpired a week ago. Now I'm not going to listen to your petty stuff, OK? You have people including Mike, and I can tell you two [[Lucas|more]] [[Mimms|names]], but I can't think of 'em right now but the third one is Megan. And I'm sure you've heard of Megan or know Megan, right there in the store. <br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Matthew:'''</font> I've heard about Megan. Sir, I don't understand why you're not concerned about your son trespassing<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Bob:'''</font> They're the people that are terrorizing Christian! They're the people that are [[Twin_Falling_Towers|terrorizing]] Christian! Ok?<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Matthew:'''</font> This really has nothing to do with the GAMe PLACe, sir. I just called to inform you about your son trespassing. <br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Bob:'''</font> It has something to do with the GAMe PLACe because that's the pla- Well you're from the GAMe PLACe, right? <br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Matthew:'''</font> Sir, the GAMe PLACe didn't break into his bank accounts. I don't know why you're telling me about this.<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Bob:'''</font> Well, we think that people that come to your place do, including one of your employees named [[Manajerk|Mike]].<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Matthew:'''</font> Well, we don't control all of our customers.<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Bob:'''</font> Including one of your employees named Mike. Now, if you would like to have me talk to your owner I would be glad to- and my wife would be glad to go to a meeting with him about your place and how it's [[Private_Villa_of_Corrupted_Citizens|corrupting]] the whole neighborhood!<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Matthew:'''</font> I kind of doubt that Mike himself is the guy that broke into your son's account. I kind of doubt that, sir. I just called to inform you that your son trespassed. Sir, your son was banned from the store and he came back and [Inaudible]<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Bob:'''</font> No but he and Megan and that group- Fine! Send us a letter! Send us a letter! Send me a letter, sir! Ok? I don't know who you are. Do you work for the store?<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Matthew:'''</font> Well I know tha- I overheard that the police, when he was talking to the police I overheard him say that he was very adamant that he didn't want you to be told about this. He wanted his- said something about his [[Rocky|counselor]].<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Bob:'''</font> Well- Do you work for the store? <br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Matthew:'''</font> Yes I do sir.<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Bob:'''</font> Do you work for the store? Can you answer the question?<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Matthew:'''</font> I just said that I do, sir.<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Bob:'''</font> I beg your pardon?<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Matthew:'''</font> W-What question sir? I missed your question, sir.<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Bob:'''</font> Do you work for the GAMe PLACe?<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Matthew:'''</font> I just answered that, sir.<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Bob:'''</font> No you didn't. Do you work for the GAMe PLACe?<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Matthew:'''</font> I said, "Yes I do, sir." I answered that three times in a row.<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Bob:'''</font> Ok, what is your position at the GAMe PLACe?<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Matthew:'''</font> I'm an employee of theirs, sir. I'm a supervisor.<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Bob:'''</font> You're a supervisor. Now what does that exactly mean? That mean you're a shift manager?<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Matthew:'''</font> Yes.<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Bob:'''</font> Yes, ok. Now, will you tell me the owner's name, or do I have to subpoena it?<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Matthew:'''</font> Sir [sigh] look, I- honestly I'm getting a little tired of this sir. I'm just calling to inform your son trespassed- [Inaudible]<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Bob:'''</font> Well sir I'm getting a little tired of your place. Ok? I don't want to be harassed by your place. <br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Matthew:'''</font> Fair enough. We don’t like your son harassing us. <br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Bob:'''</font> You left me a pretty threatening message on the thing to start with. On my telephone.<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Matthew:'''</font> What? Sir, I left a message saying I had a sensitive matter to discuss with you. How is that threatening?<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Bob:'''</font> Yeah, but it was your tone of voice and attitude. <br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Matthew:'''</font> Sir, I didn't have an attitude. I was perfectly polite.<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Bob:'''</font> Oh, ye- No. No you weren't. <br><br />
<font color="#66FF00">'''Barb:'''</font> Get his name.<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Matthew:'''</font> I don't know how to disagree with that, sir. <br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Bob:'''</font> How do you spell your last name? How do you spell your last name?<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Matthew:'''</font> Nobles. N-O- Sir. This isn't threatening. I feel that it was irresponsible of us not to inform Christian's parents. That’s why I called. To inform you of his trespassing.<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Bob:'''</font> Well... Just wait a minute now.<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Matthew:'''</font> He wanted us to talk to his counselor instead.<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Bob:'''</font> 'Cause when was he told- N-O-B-E-L or N-O-B-L-E?<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Matthew:'''</font> I wasn't there the initial time years ago when he was banned, sir. All I know is he was there when um-<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Bob:'''</font> Is it N-O-B-E-L or N-O-B-L-E?<br><br />
[Pause]<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Matthew:'''</font> Sir...<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Bob:'''</font> Sir! How do you spell your last name?<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Matthew:'''</font> I'm- I really don't feel like answering these questions, sir. You're giving me the third degree for no-<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Bob:'''</font> You can answer a simple- you can answer a simple question. Well you- You told me your name, now how do you spell it?<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Matthew:'''</font> You've been yelling at me this entire time, sir. I don't feel like, frankly giving you my name-<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Bob:'''</font> Just spell your name and I won't yell at you!<br><br />
<font color="#66FF00">'''Barb:'''</font> You were not yelling! [Inaudible]<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Matthew:'''</font> That’s a really... Silly requirement, sir. <br><br />
<font color="#66FF00">'''Barb:'''</font> He's not yelling at you!<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Matthew:'''</font> I'm just trying to talk-<br><br />
<font color="#66FF00">'''Barb:'''</font> Spell your last name!<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Matthew:'''</font> He has been yel-<br><br />
<font color="#66FF00">'''Barb:'''</font> Spell your last name! Hey! Who're you?<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Matthew:'''</font> [Sigh] I've already given my name. I'm-<br><br />
<font color="#66FF00">'''Barb:'''</font> You have not! What is your first name?<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Bob:'''</font> Noble is his last name. I don't know how you spell it. <br><br />
<font color="#66FF00">'''Barb:'''</font> Matthew Noble. N-O-B-E-L. What's your phone number? [REDACTED] That's a weird number. OK, now what is it you want? 'Cause it sounds like eh- You're- You're trying to uh- uhm- uh- Harass us and get something out of us. And we don't want nothing to do with you. [Bob says "like that again" and "GAMe PLACe" loudly in background, possibly yelling at Chris] 'Cause you- Just because you- I don't know wha- if you work at the GAMe PLACe or not. I can't see you, I'm not down there. And yo-<br><br />
[Cuts off abruptly]<br><br />
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==External links==<br />
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?0qocazgbb2qbp7m Audio download]<br />
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jW_zAAKBxw Youtube Video]<br />
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[[Category:Phone calls]]</div>Strawhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Matthew_Nobles_call&diff=109182Matthew Nobles call2010-08-16T06:38:57Z<p>Straw: /* Transcript */</p>
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<div>On 10 [[August 2010]], Matthew Noble, a [[GAMe PLACe]] employee, called [[Bob Chandler]] and discussed [[Chris's]] encounter with [[Michael Snyder]] in [[June 2010]].<br />
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==Transcript==<br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Bob:'''</font> Hello?<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Matthew:'''</font> Uh, hello, is this Robert Chandler?<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Bob:'''</font> Yes?<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Matthew:'''</font> Hello?<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Bob:'''</font> Who is this?<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Matthew:'''</font> Hi, hi, Mr. Chandler. Hi, my name is, uh, Matthew Noble, I think you just tried to call me back, I think I left you a message?<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Bob:'''</font> Y-yes, what-what's your problem?<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Matthew:'''</font> Well um, actually um I wanted to talk to you about something. Um, I'm an employee at the GAMe PLACe. Uh, I apologize for calling you so long after the incident occurred but, uh, given your son's continued harassment of our store I felt we needed to speak to you-<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Bob:'''</font> The uh- the gaming place now? Uhh...<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Matthew:'''</font> The GAMe PLACe.<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Bob:'''</font> This place down town? By the Omni?<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Matthew:'''</font> Correct. Correct.<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Bob:'''</font> Ok... Ok... Now what's- What's- What's the problem?<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Matthew:'''</font> Well um, I'm sure you're aware of uh, the little incident your son ah, Christian had when he came to our store early in June. Um, when he attempted to ge-<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Bob:'''</font> I didn't know he had been to your store early in June. I knew he-<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Matthew:'''</font> Oh, you were unaware of-<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Bob:'''</font> He- I knew he, uh, had some, a lot of problems with you people several years ago. [Matthew attempts to answer, Bob continues over him]<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Matthew'''</font> [Interrupted]: Well, uh, what happened was <br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Bob'''</font> [Continuing]: When you basically kicked him out and everything else for no reason of his own<br> <br />
<font color="#66FF00">'''Barb:'''</font> [In the background]: And his mother.<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Bob:'''</font> And his mother. And everybody else I don’t really like your place, now what’s it gon- I didn't know he'd been there in June now tell me about this.<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Matthew:'''</font> Well basically what happened was he came in, he wanted to talk to our manager, Mike, about getting himself unbanned um, Mike refused to speak with him about the matter<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Bob:'''</font> Well I think that's the Mike that threw him out. Mike's been persecuting him for years and I don't like Mike. I'd like to speak to the owner of the place I think lives up here, up the road from me. In Madison or somewhere. This whole thing is a setup from the very beginning with my son. Now I don- didn't like it then and I still don't like it. Now what happened in June? [Barb, inaudible]<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Matthew'''</font> [Interrupted several times]: Well, Sir the point is that- Sir, I... Sir. Well after he left, uh, when he couldn't get himself unbanned, he came back several days later and was taking pictures of people in the store-<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Bob:'''</font> [[Chris and the law|Well that's not illegal!]]<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Matthew:'''</font> Um, one of the patrons... He... Some people felt that he was threatening them, to be honest. One woman said that he was taking [[Pedofork|pictures of her son]]. I don't know if that's true or not, but uh, Mike was there and he became angry and called the [[Jerkops|police]] because your son was trespassing<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Bob:'''</font> Well he hadn't told them he- didn't come in there, it's a business place. Now, Mike, and [[Megan]] are the ones that conspired together with a couple of other people- kids there that I think were [[Homos|gay]], to persecute and torment Christian for years. Ok, I don't like Mike. I would like to talk to the owner of the store. I could really tell him about the people he employs there. Ok, I could tell him a lot.<br><br />
<font color="#66FF00">'''Barb'''</font> [In the background]: Megan lied.<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Matthew:'''</font> Sir... Well, regardless of that sir, I don't know about any of that all I know is that your son was banned from the store and he trespassed<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Bob'''</font> [Talking over Matthew]: Well regardless of that, that all figures within to this stuff. That all figures into this stuff. It certainly shouldn't and what should- It certainly should-<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Matthew:'''</font> Well that certainly- But I just called to- Sir I called to inform you- I called to inform you that even though the police came and made your son sign a trespassing notice that he continued to harass our store online. That's what I called to inform you of.<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Bob:'''</font> Well he probably- People are harassing him from all over the world! Let me tell you something fella, you know what some damn crazy fools that I think started at your store with Megan, and Mike, and two or three more. You know what they just did a week ago? They just broke into his [[Money|checking account]], got his checking account numbers and routing numbers they- they broke into his Best Buy Mastercard number, and they stole his ID, and- and all of his uh... Password information they went into that Best Buy checking account trying to ruin his credit, and made a payoff on a check that had no funds in the checking account. Which got him a whole bunch uh- of of non-sufficient fund fees. Now this all transpired a week ago. Now I'm not going to listen to your petty stuff, OK? You have people including Mike, and I can tell you two [[Lucas|more]] [[Mimms|names]], but I can't think of 'em right now but the third one is Megan. And I'm sure you've heard of Megan or know Megan, right there in the store. <br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Matthew:'''</font> I've heard about Megan. Sir, I don't understand why you're not concerned about your son trespassing<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Bob:'''</font> They're the people that are terrorizing Christian! They're the people that are [[Twin_Falling_Towers|terrorizing]] Christian! Ok?<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Matthew:'''</font> This really has nothing to do with the GAMe PLACe, sir. I just called to inform you about your son trespassing. <br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Bob:'''</font> It has something to do with the GAMe PLACe because that's the pla- Well you're from the GAMe PLACe, right? <br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Matthew:'''</font> Sir, the GAMe PLACe didn't break into his bank accounts. I don't know why you're telling me about this.<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Bob:'''</font> Well, we think that people that come to your place do, including one of your employees named [[Manajerk|Mike]].<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Matthew:'''</font> Well, we don't control all of our customers.<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Bob:'''</font> Including one of your employees named Mike. Now, if you would like to have me talk to your owner I would be glad to- and my wife would be glad to go to a meeting with him about your place and how it's [[Private_Villa_of_Corrupted_Citizens|corrupting]] the whole neighborhood!<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Matthew:'''</font> I kind of doubt that Mike himself is the guy that broke into your son's account. I kind of doubt that, sir. I just called to inform you that your son trespassed. Sir, your son was banned from the store and he came back and [Inaudible]<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Bob:'''</font> No but he and Megan and that group- Fine! Send us a letter! Send us a letter! Send me a letter, sir! Ok? I don't know who you are. Do you work for the store?<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Matthew:'''</font> Well I know tha- I overheard that the police, when he was talking to the police I overheard him say that he was very adamant that he didn't want you to be told about this. He wanted his- said something about his [[Rocky|counselor]].<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Bob:'''</font> Well- Do you work for the store? <br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Matthew:'''</font> Yes I do sir.<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Bob:'''</font> Do you work for the store? Can you answer the question?<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Matthew:'''</font> I just said that I do, sir.<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Bob:'''</font> I beg your pardon?<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Matthew:'''</font> W-What question sir? I missed your question, sir.<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Bob:'''</font> Do you work for the GAMe PLACe?<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Matthew:'''</font> I just answered that, sir.<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Bob:'''</font> No you didn't. Do you work for the GAMe PLACe?<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Matthew:'''</font> I said, "Yes I do, sir." I answered that three times in a row.<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Bob:'''</font> Ok, what is your position at the GAMe PLACe?<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Matthew:'''</font> I'm an employee of theirs, sir. I'm a supervisor.<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Bob:'''</font> You're a supervisor. Now what does that exactly mean? That mean you're a shift manager?<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Matthew:'''</font> Yes.<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Bob:'''</font> Yes, ok. Now, will you tell me the owner's name, or do I have to subpoena it?<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Matthew:'''</font> Sir [sigh] look, I- honestly I'm getting a little tired of this sir. I'm just calling to inform your son trespassed- [Inaudible]<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Bob:'''</font> Well sir I'm getting a little tired of your place. Ok? I don't want to be harassed by your place. <br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Matthew:'''</font> Fair enough. We don’t like your son harassing us. <br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Bob:'''</font> You left me a pretty threatening message on the thing to start with. On my telephone.<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Matthew:'''</font> What? Sir, I left a message saying I had a sensitive matter to discuss with you. How is that threatening?<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Bob:'''</font> Yeah, but it was your tone of voice and attitude. <br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Matthew:'''</font> Sir, I didn't have an attitude. I was perfectly polite.<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Bob:'''</font> Oh, ye- No. No you weren't. <br><br />
<font color="#66FF00">'''Barb:'''</font> Get his name.<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Matthew:'''</font> I don't know how to disagree with that, sir. <br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Bob:'''</font> How do you spell your last name? How do you spell your last name?<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Matthew:'''</font> Nobles. N-O- Sir. This isn't threatening. I feel that it was irresponsible of us not to inform Christian's parents. That’s why I called. To inform you of his trespassing.<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Bob:'''</font> Well... Just wait a minute now.<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Matthew:'''</font> He wanted us to talk to his counselor instead.<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Bob:'''</font> 'Cause when was he told- N-O-B-E-L or N-O-B-L-E?<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Matthew:'''</font> I wasn't there the initial time years ago when he was banned, sir. All I know is he was there when um-<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Bob:'''</font> Is it N-O-B-E-L or N-O-B-L-E?<br><br />
[Pause]<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Matthew:'''</font> Sir...<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Bob:'''</font> Sir! How do you spell your last name?<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Matthew:'''</font> I'm- I really don't feel like answering these questions, sir. You're giving me the third degree for no-<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Bob:'''</font> You can answer a simple- you can answer a simple question. Well you- You told me your name, now how do you spell it?<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Matthew:'''</font> You've been yelling at me this entire time, sir. I don't feel like, frankly giving you my name-<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Bob:'''</font> Just spell your name and I won't yell at you!<br><br />
<font color="#66FF00">'''Barb:'''</font> You were not yelling! [Inaudible]<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Matthew:'''</font> That’s a really... Silly requirement, sir. <br><br />
<font color="#66FF00">'''Barb:'''</font> He's not yelling at you!<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Matthew:'''</font> I'm just trying to talk-<br><br />
<font color="#66FF00">'''Barb:'''</font> Spell your last name!<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Matthew:'''</font> He has been yel-<br><br />
<font color="#66FF00">'''Barb:'''</font> Spell your last name! Hey! Who're you?<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Matthew:'''</font> [Sigh] I've already given my name. I'm-<br><br />
<font color="#66FF00">'''Barb:'''</font> You have not! What is your first name?<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Bob:'''</font> Noble is his last name. I don't know how you spell it. <br><br />
<font color="#66FF00">'''Barb:'''</font> Matthew Noble. N-O-B-E-L. What's your phone number? [REDACTED] That's a weird number. OK, now what is it you want? 'Cause it sounds like eh- You're- You're trying to uh- uhm- uh- Harass us and get something out of us. And we don't want nothing to do with you. [Bob says "like that again" and "GAMe PLACe" loudly in background, possibly yelling at Chris] 'Cause you- Just because you- I don't know wha- if you work at the GAMe PLACe or not. I can't see you, I'm not down there. And yo-<br><br />
[Cuts off abruptly]<br><br />
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==External links==<br />
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?0qocazgbb2qbp7m Audio download]<br />
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jW_zAAKBxw Youtube Video]<br />
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[[Category:Phone calls]]</div>Strawhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Matthew_Nobles_call&diff=109180Talk:Matthew Nobles call2010-08-16T06:28:56Z<p>Straw: </p>
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<div>This is important shit guys, mostly detailing Bob's theory of the conspiracy that trolling originated from [[Megan]], Michael Synder, and "a few gay guys."--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:38, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
:Yeah, this is awesome. Now, if we had Matthew's email, we could verify the "George Millson" case a few of us are looking into, seeing as it's possible proof of Chris hypnotizing someone into believing Chris is a good person. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 19:02, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
::What are you talking about? --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 20:13, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
:::Either look at the talk pages of either CypherFDP, Msummers or me, or email enginegeorge@yahoo.com asking what happened between him and Chris. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 20:41, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
* Most upsetting Bob oriented thing to date. He's equally responsible for Chris growing up to be a useless sack of shit. I liked the world better when I thought it was all Barb's fault. [[User:Sully|Sully]] 19:06, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
** It's the final proof that Chris's vague understanding of reality and tendency towards conspiracy are just him puppetting his senile father and white trash mother. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 20:04, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
*** I think you mean "parotting". I doubt Chris is able to project his delusions onto even his own parents. --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 23:14, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
*** Even further than that, the fact that Chris didn't tell his parents about his near-arrest and tried to hide it proves that he is either very afraid of them or will do anything to avoid trouble (even if it is impractical or impossible). I'm also very interested in this apparent theft of Chris's funds. I'm wondering if someone really did break in to mess with his account, or whether Chris bought more shit than he could afford, and is trying to cover it up by claiming "trolls did it" --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 20:25, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
Who is that at the end? Sounds like Chris but...really off... - [[User:Captainhowdy|Captainhowdy]] 20:02, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
* Snorlaxicus Maximus. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 20:04, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
** Oh snap! So is this her longest appearance in recorded media? - [[User:Captainhowdy|Captainhowdy]] 20:06, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
*** This needs to get transcribed, this is really good material. [[User:Notslowpoke|Notslowpoke]] 20:13, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
**** ffffffffffffffff why did it get cut off at the end? i wanna hear more of snorlax's rambling --This post brought to you by [[User:ShotgunJones|ShotgunJones]] 20:17, 15 August 2010 (PDT). Thanks for reading!<br />
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Nine hours without a transcription. Sons, I am disapoint.<br />
:I'm on the part where Bob talks about trolls hacking Chris's e-mails. This shit is gold. --[[User:Espanolic|Espanolic]] 20:44, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
:*Fuck. As usual, something new comes along when I'm at work. I'll take a look as soon as I get home, assuming Beat doesn't get word of this and leap upon it like the sexy, caped crusader for justice that he is. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 21:01, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
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Transcribed. Hopefully without too many mistakes. I'll colorize it as soon as I get myself nice and drunk. --[[User:RTBHBX|RTBHBX]] 21:02, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
:And colored. Tugboat Captain if you see any of your additions that I missed coloring, sorry, and please reinsert them. Oh, and I redacted the gAME pLACE phone number because I wasn't sure how kosher it was. If anyone wants to throw it in go right on ahead. --[[User:RTBHBX|RTBHBX]] 21:25, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
:* Added a thing here or there, I was working on transcribing it for the past few hours too, but ya beat me to it.--[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 22:48, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
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And maybe it's just me, but when Matthew says his own name at the beggining, it soulds like Nobles, with an "s". Confirm/deny? Anybody actually know him (how'd we get this in the first place)? --[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 22:52, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
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==File format==<br />
Could someone with a converter link to an mp3 version of the file? None of the media players on my computer support .ogg files. [[User:Ganondorfdude11|Ganondorfdude11]] 19:47, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
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*Use VLC, dude.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:48, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
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== Best Buy/Bank incident ==<br />
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Do we know more about this bank incident? Sounds to me like Chris probably got caught up in some sort of scam and blamed the DAMN DIRTY TROLLS for it. [[User:KarryLing|KarryLing]] 22:09, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
:Considering how stupid and naive Chris is, I wouldn't put it past him. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 22:26, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
:So, either trolls deliberatley going after him, some usual credit card fraud that happened to happen to Chris, or Chris lying out his ass to try to cover himself. Either way, Matthew is a master of Zen for speaking with a straight voice after that paragraph.--[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 22:47, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
:I doubt it's as much "credit card fraud" as Chris-chan [[Chris and money|being his own spend-spreeing self]]. Bob got a wind of his statement, and Chris did the first thing that came to his mind: blame someone else. --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 23:09, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
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==Follow up call?==<br />
I totally think somebody should phone them up again pretending to be the owner of the GAMe PLACe this time, following on from this comment from Bob:<br />
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''"Now, if you would like to have me talk to your owner I would be glad to- and my wife would be glad to go to a meeting with him about your place and how it's corrupting the whole neighborhood!"''<br />
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It'd be nice to hear some more conspiratorial shit from Boblax about how the GAMe PLACe is "corrupting the whole neighborhood!", and we know that they are chomping at the bit to talk to the owner. Just a though...-[[User:Beemunk|Beemunk]] 22:17, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
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==You do realize...==<br />
That Matthew sounds just like Alec Benson Leary right? Coincidence? I think not. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 22:50, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
:Apparently we don't like to disclose identities of trolls, but I think "ALB" of the calls, the [[Rollin' and Trollin']] cameraman, and the Mr. Hyde of [[Magical Man Potion]] are the same person. Probably a Charlottesville FA. --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 23:07, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
::I thought the same thing when he started talking. This is the most interesting thing to happen in months, hopefully we can find out about the credit card business and all of that. --[[User:Straw|Straw]] 23:28, 15 August 2010 (PDT)</div>Strawhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Matthew_Nobles_call&diff=109177Talk:Matthew Nobles call2010-08-16T06:28:36Z<p>Straw: </p>
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<div>This is important shit guys, mostly detailing Bob's theory of the conspiracy that trolling originated from [[Megan]], Michael Synder, and "a few gay guys."--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:38, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
:Yeah, this is awesome. Now, if we had Matthew's email, we could verify the "George Millson" case a few of us are looking into, seeing as it's possible proof of Chris hypnotizing someone into believing Chris is a good person. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 19:02, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
::What are you talking about? --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 20:13, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
:::Either look at the talk pages of either CypherFDP, Msummers or me, or email enginegeorge@yahoo.com asking what happened between him and Chris. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 20:41, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
* Most upsetting Bob oriented thing to date. He's equally responsible for Chris growing up to be a useless sack of shit. I liked the world better when I thought it was all Barb's fault. [[User:Sully|Sully]] 19:06, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
** It's the final proof that Chris's vague understanding of reality and tendency towards conspiracy are just him puppetting his senile father and white trash mother. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 20:04, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
*** I think you mean "parotting". I doubt Chris is able to project his delusions onto even his own parents. --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 23:14, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
*** Even further than that, the fact that Chris didn't tell his parents about his near-arrest and tried to hide it proves that he is either very afraid of them or will do anything to avoid trouble (even if it is impractical or impossible). I'm also very interested in this apparent theft of Chris's funds. I'm wondering if someone really did break in to mess with his account, or whether Chris bought more shit than he could afford, and is trying to cover it up by claiming "trolls did it" --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 20:25, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
Who is that at the end? Sounds like Chris but...really off... - [[User:Captainhowdy|Captainhowdy]] 20:02, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
* Snorlaxicus Maximus. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 20:04, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
** Oh snap! So is this her longest appearance in recorded media? - [[User:Captainhowdy|Captainhowdy]] 20:06, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
*** This needs to get transcribed, this is really good material. [[User:Notslowpoke|Notslowpoke]] 20:13, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
**** ffffffffffffffff why did it get cut off at the end? i wanna hear more of snorlax's rambling --This post brought to you by [[User:ShotgunJones|ShotgunJones]] 20:17, 15 August 2010 (PDT). Thanks for reading!<br />
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Nine hours without a transcription. Sons, I am disapoint.<br />
:I'm on the part where Bob talks about trolls hacking Chris's e-mails. This shit is gold. --[[User:Espanolic|Espanolic]] 20:44, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
:*Fuck. As usual, something new comes along when I'm at work. I'll take a look as soon as I get home, assuming Beat doesn't get word of this and leap upon it like the sexy, caped crusader for justice that he is. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 21:01, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
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Transcribed. Hopefully without too many mistakes. I'll colorize it as soon as I get myself nice and drunk. --[[User:RTBHBX|RTBHBX]] 21:02, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
:And colored. Tugboat Captain if you see any of your additions that I missed coloring, sorry, and please reinsert them. Oh, and I redacted the gAME pLACE phone number because I wasn't sure how kosher it was. If anyone wants to throw it in go right on ahead. --[[User:RTBHBX|RTBHBX]] 21:25, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
:* Added a thing here or there, I was working on transcribing it for the past few hours too, but ya beat me to it.--[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 22:48, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
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And maybe it's just me, but when Matthew says his own name at the beggining, it soulds like Nobles, with an "s". Confirm/deny? Anybody actually know him (how'd we get this in the first place)? --[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 22:52, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
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==File format==<br />
Could someone with a converter link to an mp3 version of the file? None of the media players on my computer support .ogg files. [[User:Ganondorfdude11|Ganondorfdude11]] 19:47, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
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*Use VLC, dude.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:48, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
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== Best Buy/Bank incident ==<br />
<br />
Do we know more about this bank incident? Sounds to me like Chris probably got caught up in some sort of scam and blamed the DAMN DIRTY TROLLS for it. [[User:KarryLing|KarryLing]] 22:09, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
:Considering how stupid and naive Chris is, I wouldn't put it past him. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 22:26, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
:So, either trolls deliberatley going after him, some usual credit card fraud that happened to happen to Chris, or Chris lying out his ass to try to cover himself. Either way, Matthew is a master of Zen for speaking with a straight voice after that paragraph.--[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 22:47, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
:I doubt it's as much "credit card fraud" as Chris-chan [[Chris and money|being his own spend-spreeing self]]. Bob got a wind of his statement, and Chris did the first thing that came to his mind: blame someone else. --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 23:09, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
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==Follow up call?==<br />
I totally think somebody should phone them up again pretending to be the owner of the GAMe PLACe this time, following on from this comment from Bob:<br />
<br />
''"Now, if you would like to have me talk to your owner I would be glad to- and my wife would be glad to go to a meeting with him about your place and how it's corrupting the whole neighborhood!"''<br />
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It'd be nice to hear some more conspiratorial shit from Boblax about how the GAMe PLACe is "corrupting the whole neighborhood!", and we know that they are chomping at the bit to talk to the owner. Just a though...-[[User:Beemunk|Beemunk]] 22:17, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
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==You do realize...==<br />
That Matthew sounds just like Alec Benson Leary right? Coincidence? I think not. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 22:50, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
:Apparently we don't like to disclose identities of trolls, but I think "ALB" of the calls, the [[Rollin' and Trollin']] cameraman, and the Mr. Hyde of [[Magical Man Potion]] are the same person. Probably a Charlottesville FA. --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 23:07, 15 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
::I thought the same thing when he started talking. This is the most interesting thing to happen in months, hopefully we can find out about the credit card business and all of that.</div>Strawhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Straw&diff=108020User:Straw2010-08-07T01:17:12Z<p>Straw: Created page with "hi"</p>
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<div>hi</div>Strawhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Prank_calls&diff=107971Talk:Prank calls2010-08-06T10:37:24Z<p>Straw: /* Whistling */</p>
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<div>==When were these recorded?==<br />
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Any way of knowing when they were recorded? Obviously, the latest possible date was when they were uploaded to YouTube, but it might be interesting to know what they knew or should've known about when they were on the phone. —[[User:Thepicklesuitintheman|Thepicklesuitintheman]] 06:02, 5 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
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*the soundboard ones fall are after the kacey and liquid phone call, but the failed attempt and the liquid bob call could fit mostly anywhere in christory. Besides that there is no way to know when these were recorded.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 20:23, 5 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Well at least we gained something of value ==<br />
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Based on one of these calls, the Chandlers have one of those phones that lights up instead of rings so they're not quite as bothered with the constant calls. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:11, 6 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== About the pranks that should be included in this page ==<br />
* I think the only pranks that should be placed up in these pages should be the relevant ones and the ones directed at the chandler home only, so the Mary lee walsh Cole and the unsuccessful troll screaming "julaaaaaay" video shouldn't be up in this page.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 00:57, 18 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
:* I bet they had quite a few JULAAAAAAAY calls back in the day. Do we need to list the fails amongst the win? --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 01:07, 18 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
::Calling the Chandler's up and screaming JULAAAAAAAAY is still funny, so it merits being included *somewhere*. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 01:09, 18 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::*Anyone for splitting the page into two distinct sections? --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 01:35, 18 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
: that might be the best if you want, but i added the bob prank calls because of his tendency to yap on, he gave some more info, not like the Michael, Cole and Mary lee Walsh calls.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 04:37, 18 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
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* If you add every single prank call using chris chan soundboards you can find in youtube, then this page will be crowded, add only prank calls made to the chandler house.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 13:11, 21 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
:*The ones to People in the chandler household, or major figures in Chris's life (Snyder, Mary Lee Walsh) are pretty relevant. The ones like Chris calling the golden corral and Bob calling the Department of Education are stupid, and have nothing to do with Chris.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 12:07, 3 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Whistling ==<br />
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Are we sure that it was the troll who was blowing the whistle on the Epic Crazy Lady soundboard call? Some people blow a whistle into the phone when they are trying to get a prank caller or a bill collector to stop bothering them. Maybe it was Snorlax. <br />
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No, the part with the whistle was a totally different prank call where the troll used a soundboard of Bob to call a niggo who blew the whistle at Bob. --[[User:Straw|Straw]] 03:37, 6 August 2010 (PDT)</div>Strawhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Flipnote_Hatena&diff=106586Flipnote Hatena2010-07-27T03:40:42Z<p>Straw: </p>
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[[File:100 0682.JPG|thumb|Chris on his DSi at [[Fridays After Five]], complete with Artist Asscrack]]<br />
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'''Flipnote Studio''' is a free downloadable application for the [[Nintendo]] DSi. It allows users to create both word and picture-based notes with the stylus, add sound, and put them together to create frame-by-frame flipbook-style animations. '''Flipnote Hatena''' is a website where users can upload and share their Flipnote creations, and other users can comment on them either by text, or by creating a flipnote.<br />
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In [[June 2010]], [[Chris]] was spotted at a [[Fridays After Five]] event in [[Charlottesville]]. Among some very disturbing behavior, Chris was seen sitting down and playing with his DSi for some time while at this event. It later came to light that, after [[June062010.MOV|leaving the internet forever]], he was now spending his time on Flipnote Hatena, drawing comments in reply to various Flipnotes. Being a retard, he helped [[Clyde_Cash|a valiant troll]] to find him by registering with his full name. <br />
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After a little more than two weeks of shameless self-promotion and sharing his creepy sex fantasies with the world, Chris got himself permanently banned. While his five surviving flipnotes remain visible, his DSi has been banned from uploading anything else, meaning that Chris must purchase another $170 handheld if he wishes to continue using the service. Chris's account became active again on 24 July, signaling either the purchase of a new DSi, or some uncharacteristically clever evasion technique (knowing Chris, however, the former is the more plausible scenario).<br />
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==Chris's Flipnote career==<br />
Predictably, Chris's first contribution to the Flipnote community was a picture of [[Sonichu]], posted on 17 June. Over the next two weeks, he added several more Flipnotes featuring a mixture of his trademark anti-humor and whining about the trolls.<br />
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Chris's Flipnotes swipe freely from various sources of "inspiration." He ripped off some other users' Flipnotes almost wholesale, and also plagiarized the 1983 animated ''Peanuts'' cartoon [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHDnc19mHv0I#t=00m58s "Sally at School"] to produce two of his shorts. He stole the dialogue from the first few minutes almost verbatim (the word "princess" is replaced with "sexy, beautiful woman" because Chris has a one-track mind) and used them in his crude animations.<br />
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At the same time, he also posted a number of comments on other Flipnotes (excerpted below) and added a lot of stars on his own creations to give himself praise. He gave himself 10 on [[HippoOnYourHead]] and 91 on [[Don'tGetTrolled]]. Chris has done countless things to inflate his [[ego]] in the past, but this is just sad.<br />
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On 29 June, Chris first drew the attention of the site's administrators with [[RomanticLabyrinth]]. This Flipnote was likely taken down for being too sexually explicit, but other videos with less risque content were taken down as well. Flipnote Hatena's terms of use are very strict when it comes to the sharing of personal information, and we all know Chris can't resist [[Chris and his Ego|autographing everything he's ever made]]. The site also frowns upon the infringement of intellectual property rights, which is of course Chris's stock in trade.<br />
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Over the next few days, Chris failed to get the message and repeatedly re-uploaded several of his deleted Flipnotes. On the third version of RomanticLabyrinth, Chris accused the trolls of trying to make him look [[homosexual]], and stubbornly tried to reupload the Flipnote to prove otherwise. The site's administrators ran out of patience on 2 July and permanently banned him. The ban is tied to his hardware's unique identity, so he can never visit the site from that DSi ever again. However, Chris has [[Chris_and_money|bought a new DSi]] and is once again active on Flipnote Hatena.<br />
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Note that the moderators of the site are, by nature of their position, no doubt well aware of how trolling and various other forms of Internet harassment work. Despite what Chris would have you believe, they would never have punished him for what someone else did in his comments section. Unlike Chris, they don't have an effectively infinite amount of time to dick around on the Internet, so they don't take kindly to flag abuse, either. Someone didn't give him exactly what he wanted so he decided to go out of his way to flip his shit and get himself banned, without trying to be banned and without ever understanding the reasons for being banned, from yet another public venue that [[The GAMe PLACe|dozens]], [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|hundreds]], [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|thousands]], or [[YouTube|millions]] of people use every day without issue, proving once again that no one can troll Chris better than Chris trolls himself.<br />
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Showing once again that he never learns, on 24 July a number of Chris's Flipnotes reappeared, including the "tame" version of RomanticLabyrinth. He has so far not made any new flipnotes, however. Assuming he bought a brand new DSi to evade his ban, [[Pedofork|Chris wasted some $200 just to use a site intended for children as his own personal dating service]]. This time, though, he disabled comments on all his submissions, perhaps working on the assumption that it was the comments from trolls (and not the content of his Flipnotes) that led to his original ban. However, Chris kept his full name on each and every one. It's only a matter of time before he's banned again.<br />
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Within two days after Chris's return to the site, several of his Flipnotes disappeared from his account, including RomanticLabyrinth and others that had been deleted before for violating the TOS. He later reuploaded the deleted Flipnotes but replaced the NSFW RomanticLabyrinth with the edited version. This cycle of events is expected to repeat until the mods lose their patience with him.<br />
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==Chris's Flipnotes==<br />
:''Main Article: [[List of Flipnotes]]''<br />
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==Chris's comments==<br />
Chris's comments on Flipnote Hatena were much like his comments anywhere else on the [[Internet]], self-centered and devoid of any follow-up. While most of them were short negative statements towards works he thought were a little too trollish, one five-part self-pitying rant, posted in response to a song about trolling, stood out.<br />
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{{quotebox|You're singing [[Song of Christian|my song]]. I was [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|Internet Famous]]... HUGE MISTAKE! Right now, [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|I have removed Most Every... thing about myself... ...from the internet.]] now there is only [[Honest Content|FALSE info]] on me that THEY have crafted and spread to Bad-Rep me. And worse they've found me in R. Life to catch footage of me for their [[Laughs Under Lucricities|gross, uncool amusement]]. I WANT TO GO BACK TO A NORMAL REAL LIFE [[Internet#Attempts_to_leave_the_Internet|OFF THE FRIGGIN' INTERNET!!!]] AND I WANT MY "REP" CLEAN OF THEIR CRAP! DO you have any advice to help me clear their crap off me?}}<br />
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File:Flipnote Comment-Boo.png|"Boo!" <ref>http://flipnote.hatena.com/528A60A031CE1B4A@DSi/movie/CE1B4A_0913C2B460C58_000</ref><br />
File:Flipnote Comment-Louder.png|"Could you make the voice louder + easier to comprehend, please?"<ref>http://flipnote.hatena.com/5FC3E3901E322457@DSi/movie/322457_090A9EC784BF8_004</ref><br />
File:Flipnote Comment-My Trolls.png|"My Trolls did that to [[:Category:Chris's websites|my past websites]] too. I felt [[CWC is Sad|hurt deeply]] too."<ref>http://flipnote.hatena.com/556109A0A0F27939@DSi/movie/F27939_09B980C6E6C6C_008</ref><br />
File:Flipnote Comment-Raised Eyebrow.png| "C.W.C"<ref>http://flipnote.hatena.com/564B6A901E271928@DSi/movie/271928_09116B059D18A_000</ref><br />
File:Flipnote Comment-Cow.png|Some other retarded comment about a cow<ref>http://flipnote.hatena.com/5CBA58B0A0E99197@DSi/movie/E99197_09C227C76EF8A_013</ref><br />
File:Flipnote Comment-YHBT 1.png|Part 1<ref>http://flipnote.hatena.com/556109A0A0F27939@DSi/movie/F27939_09D08B2023EB4_016</ref><br />
File:Flipnote Comment-YHBT 2.png|Part 2<br />
File:Flipnote Comment-YHBT 3.png|Part 3<br />
File:Flipnote Comment-YHBT 4.png|Part 4<br />
File:Flipnote Comment-YHBT 5.png|Part 5<ref>http://flipnote.hatena.com/556109A0A0F27939@DSi/movie/F27939_09D08B2023EB4_016</ref><br />
File:HippoHeadComment.png|Response to comment in "Hippo on your head"<ref>http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09D7F00037B5A_000#5348F770A0A92AE8-c11540466809528558685</ref><br />
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File:Flipbookhonorroll.png|True words of [[honor roll|geinus]]<br />
File:Flipnotegood.png|If Chris says you're a good artist, you must be really good!<br />
File:Flipnotevoice.png|Not a [[pedofork]]!<br />
File:CWCcomment1.gif|[http://flipnote.hatena.com/576180F0F36A6A8B@DSi/movie/6A6A8B_09D6FA90869AD_000 "That was Sweeet.] I can tell you have a [[Bubbles|bubbly]] personality from your style. Your [[JERK|Boyfriend]] is lucky to... <br />
File:CWCcomment2.gif|[http://flipnote.hatena.com/576180F0F36A6A8B@DSi/movie/6A6A8B_09D6FA90869AD_000 ...to have a] [[gal-pal|gal]] like you. :) Stay Sweet & Safe, Christian Weston Chandler. PS: Thanks for Faving me <strike>something</strike> back.<br />
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File:11542841929539631934 o.gif|Not a quid-pro-quo!<ref>http://flipnote.hatena.com/567831A059A36B1E@DSi/movie/A36B1E_09DD2199440AE_000</ref><br />
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Comment left on other videos without a picture: <br />
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*"Why can't I find THIS FlipNote on my DSi, even through YOUR Profile's Posted F.N. pages? I want to download it; it IS funny. [:)]" (In response to a flipnote that is completely ripped off from ''[[Family Guy]]''.)<br />
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==Chris's Favorites==<br />
What Chris has favored should not come as a surprise. A lot of them involve ''[[Sonic]]'', ''[[Pokemon]]'', and ''[[Family Guy]]'', proving that, even after all this time, he still likes those series. In addition, Chris has favored a number of [[gal-pal|female-drawn]] animations, done in [[anime]]-like styling and done with a particularly ''shoujo-ai''/''yuri'' ([[homos|lesbian]], for those not into animu) flavor.<br />
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==Sauces==<br />
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==External links==<br />
*[http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/ Chris's Flipnote Hatena profile] <s>BANNED</s> '''EVADED!'''<br />
*[http://flipnote.hatena.com/Sonichu/comments Flipnotes Chris left comments on]<br />
*[http://flipnote.hatena.com/Sonichu/following Flipnotes from creators Chris is following]<br />
*[http://flipnote.hatena.com/Sonichu/favorites Flipnotes Chris starred as favorites]<br />
*[http://flipnote.hatena.com/ch/11543000155817181722 The official Sonichu Flipnote Channel.]<br />
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[[Category:Flipnote Hatena]]<br />
[[Category:Historical Documents]]<br />
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[[Category:Websites]]</div>Strawhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Flipnote_Hatena&diff=106583Talk:Flipnote Hatena2010-07-27T03:07:04Z<p>Straw: </p>
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Get all of chris's comments, save his flipnote bullshit creations<br />
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yeah. he favorited over 71 PAGES OF THESE FUCKING THINGS<br />
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[[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 22:42, 19 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
:Archive of comments in progress. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:13, 19 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
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http://flipnote.hatena.com/556109A0A0F27939@DSi/movie/F27939_09D08B2023EB4_016<br />
Fuck, he knows we filmed him. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 23:17, 19 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
*By the way, it's page 22 of the comments.<br />
:I disagree. This is not conclusive confirmation that he was aware of people filming him. He could easily be referring to previous times where people have witnessed him out and about (like the Michael Snyder incident). He may have suspected people were following him about there but we don't know if he was aware for sure. I sense we may get a new video soon. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:22, 19 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
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:*At least he didn't comment on all of them. I'm thinking get screencaps of everything he commented on and save his comments?<br />
:* I've saved all his comment images and plan on uploading them shortly. I would guess we can just link what the image is replaying to in the gallery captions. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:35, 19 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
:* Uploaded - I had to change the format from the source GIFs since they don't play nicely with galleries. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 00:09, 20 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
== jesus fffffffff ==<br />
Chris has favorited over 2000 of these things. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 23:45, 19 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
*:Yeah, I'm not about to list those. It's pretty obvious he just hits favorite on everything he moderately likes. Still I guess I could skim them to see if any TRUE AND HONEST Sonichu fanart is in there.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 23:52, 19 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Holy mother of fuck, hahaha! ==<br />
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God, it's like this is all he did yesterday besides pretend the party was some kind of slo-mo rave to get underage girls at! --[[User:Eniggy|Enig-HAHAH]] 00:31, 20 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
:Uh, hm. Yes, that is what happened. Thanks. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 00:33, 20 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
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Chris has no hope of getting back to a normal life. The trolls are going to follow him and torment him until the day he dies, and he's unable to do a thing about it. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 00:36, 20 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
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^ *Insert requiem for a dream music*--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 01:21, 20 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
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Chris could very easily get back to a normal net life. The problem is, he can't help but be Chris. If he would stop signing everything and talking about himself in every post, he'd just be another guy on a forum. If you'll notice, most of his posts are either unfunny random humor that would be loss in the morass of the same or him shilling his custom content. Cut out the second and he'd fit right in. He'll never resist yelling about his Sonichu modkingdom or whatever custom thing he makes next because he's an idiot. On another note, Chris thinks that negative tone = lie given one of his quotes. I mean, no matter what sort of spin we put on it, that video of him humping a blow-up doll exists, no? --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 01:36, 20 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
:Chris doesn't seem to consider negative tone=lie. Rather, this is just an example of his tardlogic. When he says "EVERYTHING OUTSIDE THE PRE-HACKED CWCIPEDIA, MY OKCUPID PROFILE, AND MY YOUTUBE ACCOUNT IS A LIE", he expects everyone to simply ignore everything that is not on one of the sites.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 18:11, 20 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
[[File:Troll Rage (Obama-style).PNG]] All five parts of it. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 01:38, 20 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
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Sheep, man, you got this all wrong. Chris logic isn't as complex as 'negative tone = lie'. It's even more simple than that. It's 'something he disagrees with = lie'. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 02:05, 20 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
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And on a seperate note: Damn. You guys move fucking fast. How the hell do trolls find shit like this? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 02:08, 20 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
:Don't tell Chris but there's a bug in his DSi. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 02:09, 20 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
::If that's true then DAMN does Clyde have moles in Sony ''and'' Nintendo?? [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 02:13, 20 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::Clyde secretly is the real Shigeru Miyamoto. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 02:15, 20 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
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I have to agree with OFSheep, the problem with Chris is that he wants attention, and he has to PUT SONICHU EVERYWHERE, and stuff his ego into every orifice.<br />
He will always have the unwanted attention, until he learns to stop attracting it. but he can't do that, just like chris will stop being called gay when he stops denying it by dressing up like a homo [[User:SenorTucan|SenorTucan]] 18:13, 20 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==Animation==<br />
A crappy animation was just posted on Chris's FH profile, though it could be the work of trolls, so someone with more behind the scenes information should add this.--[[User:AdderCress|AdderCress]] 17:38, 21 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
*Wow, that's something an eight year old whose parents buy him twelve iPhones a year could do in a minute. I'm still waiting for Bob to finally ban him from the computer and the DSi. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 19:14, 21 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
[[File:UltimateNightmareFlipnote.png|thumb|Just kinda weird, really.]]<br />
::I dunno. It's crappy enough to be a Chris-Chan creation, but it seems like it's a step above him all the same. The whole "Really slow guy with annoying beep" is something Chris would probably consider a nightmare, sure, but I don't get why he would make this.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 19:51, 21 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
::Fuck it, adding now.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 19:55, 21 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
:: I'd say it's the work of trolls, compare the handwritting with the others, besides, the guy is standing on straight lines, an impossible feat for chris, and the video description is too elaborate to be chris's.--[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 20:01, 21 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
*cries a bit* This is the most beautiful thing ever.... [[User:BabyNeko|BabyNeko]]<br />
::: Do you think the trolls managed to hack into Chris's Flipnote Hatena account? --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 20:09, 21 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::: unless someone stole his DSi, this is chris. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 22:09, 21 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
Holy fucking shit this is creepy. [[User:Pedonymous|Pedonymous]] 14:35, 22 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
*Chris's autism just evolved to Ulillillia's level. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 18:22, 22 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
:*I don't really think they're even close to eachother. Uilillillia's crazy, but he's the innocent sort of crazy.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:35, 22 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
::Yes, but this just the kind of animation Ulillillia would make. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 21:39, 22 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::Not nearly enough parallax or supernaturality to be an Ulillillia animation. [[User:EnsignDisposable|EnsignDisposable]] 22:21, 22 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
*Does this remind anyone else of that Suicide Mouse video that /x/ put out there a while ago? Same concept, a thing walking on a loop with a weird, repetitive noise in the background. Except this is shitty and not creepy like the other one. ([[User:KingoftheJuice|KingoftheJuice]] 19:07, 22 June 2010 (UTC))<br />
:*this one is also creepy, but mostly because of the annoying beep and emptyness.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 20:19, 22 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
:**It's like David Lynch minus the artistic integrity/batshit insanity/baby puppet apparently made from a cow fetus. [[User:EnsignDisposable|EnsignDisposable]] 22:21, 22 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==CWC Got Told==<br />
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[http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09D6047619382_000#535E907031CED2BB-c11539868617741172339 Comment #8] by Foxstar(id: Rashala) "Please do not post on my channel ever again". I'm looking to see what I can find that would cause him/her to say this. Anyone know?<br />
:Nothing by foxstar is on Chris's comment list and I'm not about to go through a 3 pages and god only knows how many comments of furfag content trying to find a Chris comment that might not even exist. It's probably just some faggot begging for attention.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 15:29, 22 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
::Because Chris linked his stupid video to her 4chan channel which has nothing to do with the ACTUAL 4chan since chris is a lazy so...yeah. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 15:38, 22 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== "Bill for Anti-Internet Bad Mouthing Campaign" ==<br />
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The "Bill" part of that just hit me. Chris wants to make talking bad about people on the internet illegal. Again.<br />
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I don't think it would be unreasonable to believe that he's gonna bring up this idea again sooner rather than later. If he does, new content for Chris and law.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 00:38, 23 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
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*Not only did that suck, but it was also just a quick mod to the original, much like Youtube Poops, which are still funnier than anything he's ever done. Also, [http://chrisisagaytrucker.ytmnd.com the GIF got YTMND'd.] --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 00:38, 23 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
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The really sad thing is, once again, the actual message goes completely over his head. The song basically says if you get trolled, you brought it upon yourself for being a naive retard. It's about personal responsibility, a concept alien and threatening to Chris. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 02:18, 23 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
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:Well I guess his "Internet Bad Mouthing Campaign" against the evil Mary Lee Walsh, this greedy Micheal Snyder, etc, doesn't count. He's above the law after all, of course. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 03:48, 23 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== New Flipnote Animation - "HippoOnYourHead" ==<br />
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Chris uploaded more random access humor on the flipnote, as evidenced [http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09D7F00037B5A_000?in=user|here]http://www.cogsdev.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Flipnote_Hatena&action=edit&section=6<br />
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He seems to be trying to garner ratings with his little plea at the end.<br />
[[User:ScottBNickles|ScottBNickles]] 16:51, 24 June 2010 (UTC)ScottBNickles<br />
:lolwut?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 16:55, 24 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
:<s>What does that message in the end mean? "Please add one green or a bunch of yellow" is that more RAH?</s> Disregard that, now i understand what it means.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 17:01, 24 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
::Where did he get "Buck Williams" from? [[User:ScottBNickles|ScottBNickles]] 17:14, 24 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::A quick google search shows that buck williams is a basketball player and character from the Left Behind books. knowing chris' readin habits, i suppose he refers to the former.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 17:34, 24 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
::::I'm still wondering what inspired the hippo part and the letter. Possible ripoff of things he's seen on the internet or Flipnote Hanata? --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 18:05, 24 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::::[[Random-access humor]] He's been using the phrase for YEARS. he can't even have new original random access humor. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 18:19, 24 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
::::::I knew about that, but I have a feeling I've heard the hippo part somewhere before. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 18:27, 24 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::::::Regina E-mails. She actually calls him out on it, but he just sort of blows her off.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 19:05, 24 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::::::: @Eniggy Maybe Hungry Hungry Hippoes? [[User:Shawths|Shawths]]<br />
:::::::::Nah, never had one as a kid, but my memory is thinking it has to do with the internet. Then again, my brain's probably skewered the memory I had of it now, so I've probably forgotten and confused enough of it that I'll probably never figure out where I heard it from. Oh, well, that's life, I guess. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 01:23, 25 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
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Did Chris actually draw this? Cuz that animation is kinda...good [[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 03:54, 25 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
:Yes, but it looks like frames drawn in MS Paint. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 03:56, 25 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
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::Fuck,if Chris spent all the time he wasted on Sonichu doing shit like this he might actually have accomplished anything. I mean, it's not really anything of any quality but considering this is Chris, it's the motherfucking Mona Lisa. I mean...it actually looks like it was drawn by someone over six...-[[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 04:01, 25 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::Additionally, the handwriting shown in the letter(Dear Sir blah blah) is actually kinda neat. Comparing that to Chris's usual handwriting which looks like he stuck a pencil up his ass and made like a dog with worms just makes me more skeptical as to whether this was done by Chris -[[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 04:07, 25 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::Much like that stop-motion lego race video he made, if a Gameboy is his medium, he's a passable artist. What he fails at is sculpture, illustration, and singing/song writing. Too bad he's convinced himself he's a savant in all those things. --{User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 04:10, 25 June 2010(UTC)<br />
:::Personally, I'm giving it two days until we discover where he ripped that off from or which troll made it for him. Chris can't write like a normal human being. Period. -[[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 04:18, 25 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::: Someone needs to make ripoffs of these, claim they're originals, and then accuse Chris of copying. And then an army of trolls needs to back the ripoffs up as the 'True and Honest' originals. -[[User:Inferno232|Inferno232]] 04:30, 25 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
::::: It won't work. These things have upload dates on them. Our supposed originals would be uploaded later and would show it. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 12:48, 25 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Youtube mirrors? ==<br />
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Chris's first two flipnotes could be summed up with a single screencap, and the troll song was just Chris vandalizing a few frames, but if the hippo thing is any indication, Chris has turned to his DS for all his fame-whore needs. It would be much easier to display this stuff if we could just compile them into youtube videos. Is it even possible to save these things?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 18:44, 24 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
:Here it is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oME_VeGVZo .--[[User:J0haely|J0haely]]19:13, 24 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
::brb making YouTube Poop of it. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 05:03, 25 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::Awesome job with the videos, but I guess we need some new templates for Chris's animations. It seems to me that we'll be getting these instead of new videos for the immediate future.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:06, 25 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::: Cool, but can you make one of the 8-Bit video? --[[User:Inferno232|Inferno232]] 6:11 25 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::::<s>The original 8-bit or chris's plagiarism?</s> Disregard that. here's the video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIHni4FDTK4 [[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 12:23, 25 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== 8-Bit ==<br />
Has anyone told this poor man that an autistic manchild has bastardized his animation and used it in his own war against trolls? He should be given a link to the CWCki at the very least. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 20:42, 24 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
:I started an account to post on all his things, so I or Beat or someone else might have to do this.<br />
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EDIT: Just told 8-Bit in a post with a link to this article and the CWCki. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 22:29, 24 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
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:Good man! If we're lucky then this 8-Bit guy might be able to give us his say. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 15:49, 25 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
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::Especially since Chris is exactly the kind of person he's making fun of in his Don'tGetTrolled animation. [[User:Sakanz|Sakanz]] 06:47, 26 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== More Random Access Humor ==<br />
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http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09D8A92F380B0_002?in=user<br />
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God, I can't understand what the fuck he's saying any of these. --[[User:MonkeySorski|MonkeySorski]] 15:34, 25 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
:I can tell you one thing... the "why'd you hit me" gag is from Drake and Josh. Moar plagiarizing! -[[User:Captainhowdy|Captainhowdy]] 19:39, 25 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
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::I'm pretty sure the whole thing is plagiarized --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 20:34, 25 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::Yep, he ripped off the late Charles M. Schlutz by stealing material from Peanuts. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 01:26, 26 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
::::It's stolen verbatim: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHDnc19mHv0 --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 02:28, 26 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
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:Shouldn't Random Humor 1 and 2 be on the same page, since they are a continuation form each other.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 02:54, 26 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== The Summer person from CWC's comments on videos= CWC Ego Boosting Account? ==<br />
I was trolling as an impostor Chris (TRUE_and_HONEST_Chris) to see if he reacted, but someone else did. Here's what "Summers3594" did because of it:<br />
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"I Don't Have TIME FOR YOUR SLANDEROUS ACCUSATIONS AND MISINFORMING! I Shall Be Off Now!<br />
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I'll Return When Things Have Calmed Down!...And When My Dad Lets Me! "<br />
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"I AM NOT TRYING TO BE YOU!!!! Where do YOU get the idea that I am trying to be the GREATEST HIGH FUNCTIONING AUTISTIC EVER? "<br />
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"I AM NOT CHRIS! NOR AM I TRYING TO BE THE TRUE AND HONEST CWCVILLE! I am ONLY ensuring that HIS GOOD NAME not be TARNISHED by NAIVE TROLLS like YOU!"<br />
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Also, "Summers" has done no uploads and their favorites( http://ugomemo.hatena.ne.jp/Summers3594/following ) are pretty similar to the ones Chris favorited. That, and there's a big love for Family Guy, one of Chris's favorite shows. That, and there's an obvious lack of intelligence, but some things show through that show signs of being on our side.<br />
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So, is it a fellow troll, or a second account for Chris to boost his ego with? You decide. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 05:06, 27 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
:I'd go with troll, but let's see how this plays out. --This post brought to you by [[User:ShotgunJones|ShotgunJones]] 05:24, 27 June 2010 (UTC). Thanks for reading!<br />
::Troll, Chris is too stupid to even think about making a sockpuppet. -- [[User:MonkeySorski|MonkeySorski]] 05:29, 27 June 2010 (UTC).<br />
:::Adam Stackhouse saga anyone? --[[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 05:38, 27 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
::::The summers person made an account yesterday. [[User_talk:Msummers|He/She says it's a troll scheme.]] [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 12:10, 27 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::::Summers3594 here, this is a fellow troll, albeit, my scheme is more making him think that he has real fans to make him more confident in himself, rather than do something negative to him. [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 01:37, 28 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
::::::Mine's designed to play the part of a fan so jealous he goes out of his way to impersonate Chris, but with many flaws, as most internet impersonators are. This is done to confuse Chris, which could possibly help with your plan. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 02:27, 28 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
== Another new Flipnote. ==<br />
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http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09DA28892A0A2_001?in=user<br />
:Apparently, Christian's trying to make a good name for himself on Flipnote now, not sure how people will react, excited to see though. [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 01:43, 28 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
::Flipnote 404ing for me as of 9:31 PM CST. Must be having server issues. Also, main link redirects to a Wikimedia page. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 02:31, 28 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Info About Stars ==<br />
For those of you who don't know Flipnote Hatena's Star system, here is how it works. Just like the five star, 10/10, and thumbs up/down are part of the rating system, so too are stars. If a user sees an animation he or she likes, that person has the option of giving gold, green, red, and blue stars. Users have unlimited gold stars to give but will have to pay money in order to give other colored stars. Green being the cheapest to buy while red being the most expensive to buy. Users can also pay to obtain boxes that contain stars, from 4.99 USD to a whooping 99.99 USD. Users can give themselves unlimited stars and start their account out with three green stars. It's no wonder why our fellow autistic has so many stars.--[[User:Whoopwoo|Whoopwoo]] 06:31, 28 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
*Wow, that IS interesting. I also noticed that he has a Plus account, which is supposed to give him a few extra bonuses, but by the looks of it, he has to pay a monthly fee for it. I guess we'll hafta see if he keeps it come next month!--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 06:51, 28 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
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*On a side note, users who gave stars can also take those stars away, causing an immense lowering of one's [[heart level]].--[[User:Whoopwoo|Whoopwoo]] 07:01, 28 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
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:*Actually, Chris's Plus Account is free for one month and is then deactivated. After that, you have to pay for it. If one could get Chris to pay for it, well, sucks for Chris. Of course, Chris will pay for it anyways.--[[User:Whoopwoo|Whoopwoo]] 07:01, 28 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== The Offical Sonichu Channel ==<br />
I just added my Sonichu Channel I made to the External Links selection of the article, so all you trolls with a DSI should start submitting Sonichu bashing Flipnotes on my Channel so Chris could notice.--[[User:Djyellow|Djyellow]]<br />
:I'm buying a DSi XL this week (bigger screen, easier drawing) so I might have to jump on this bandwagon. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 18:02, 28 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
:That's super duper, true and honest, and pretty convenient of you, Djyellow. Thanks!--[[User:Whoopwoo|Whoopwoo]] 19:25, 28 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== He's Blocking Posters ==<br />
Just discovered I got blocked from posting on his things, so I started a temporary one (Jimithan_T_Hill_101) to put up fake legal notices on his things to scare him, due to him being dumb enough to believe these things. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 20:20, 28 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
*I just checked the "Blocking Users" setting of Flipnote Hatena, and he can block only nine users. SUCKS FOR HIM.--[[User:Whoopwoo|Whoopwoo]] 20:35, 28 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
**It'll be interesting to see how that ends up turning out, since it's not going to be long before more than 9 people are down his throat. Also, I checked on the 'mail' thing in the FAQ, it appears that the messaging service is unavailable outside of Japan, so anyone wanting to privately message him will have to coerce him into giving his email address or getting some sort of messaging program. [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 20:58, 28 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
***So far, two of my accounts have been blocked by him. If I keep it up, with help from others, we may be able to flood Chris's posting controls beyond the nine person limit, leaving him to embarrass himself on Flipnote Wapanesena. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 04:17, 29 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Reporting Chris==<br />
If you want a moderator like me to Report Chris, just tell me some shit he did on Hatena and I'll be on my way. --[[User:Djyellow|Djyellow]]<br />
*Would that be a good idea though? Some of us are here to increase his ego so he'll return to the scene with a bit more lul-worthy antics, however, in the case that doesn't work, a kick in the ass to get him off hatena and back on youtube might be needed. [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 21:09, 28 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
*Might not be a good idea to increase his ego you know? Many inculding me are not very fond of Smuggy Chris at all. besides for reporting him, what I think we should do is start advertising my Sonichu Channel in his comments page so he can soon find out about it and see it is full of Sonichu Parodies and hopefully set him off. Though, I;m just a Idiot,--[[User:Djyellow|Djyellow]]<br />
**I'm getting a hang of this "not a forum" thing, so let me refer you to the box at the top. However, while we're on the topic, find me anyone other than you who doesn't like Smug Chris. I personally like it because it makes him confident, which leads him to do something incredibly stupid, which then leads to a downward spiral of Stress. Others I'm sure like him because they love to spread happiness and autistic sunshine throughout the world. However, there's no real reason to dislike it, unless you disagree with me and thus are wrong. We need results somehow. Smug Chris always ends in a result. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 21:27, 28 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
***Results are good. Smug Chris is not. Smug Chris's downfall into Emo Chris is good because he is no longer smug. Smug Chris just frustrates me because I don't have magic powers, and thus can't reach through the screen and punch the motherfucker. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 21:31, 28 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
****Notice that including real-life info, including your real name, in an animation is against the ToU and grounds for your animation being taken down. All we need to do is report his submissions for breaking the ToU because they all include his real name, and we're golden! --[[User:JM1987|JM1987]] 15:29, 30 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
****And I just got his "Women Only" video removed by reporting that it had his name in it and was trying to get personal details from other members. Shows that it works, and we can fuck with him --[[User:JM1987|JM1987]] 15:00, 2 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Page split ==<br />
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It might be worth splitting "Chris's entries" into a separate page, perhaps [[List of Chris's Flipnote Hatena submissions]] or something like that since he's going to have quite a few. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:00, 29 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
*I'm on it, boss.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 16:14, 29 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Oh, dear lord. ==<br />
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[http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09DB382BE63AA_004?in=user AAAGH MY EYES IT'S BLINDED ME] --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 16:58, 29 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
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[http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09DB5581BF274_002?in=user Oh shit, he posted it again.] --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 19:14, 29 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Sequel to the Tagged Flipnote ==<br />
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http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09DB81F1E5674_005?in=user<br />
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Chris appears to have made a second 'tagged' flipnote. This time for everyone who he thinks deserves a 'smile and a happy thought', titled "for women only". Looks like he's continuing his sweetheart search even on Flipnote. [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 01:48, 30 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==OH SHIT YOU GUYS==<br />
http://ugomemo.hatena.ne.jp/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09DBF8CE838FE_002 -[[User:Munch Banchibokkusu|Munch]] 21:31, 30 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
*What? That link just brings up a 404 error. --[[User:JM1987|JM1987]] 13:29, 1 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Plus status gone? ==<br />
Have you noticed Chris's plus status is gone? It hasn't been a month. I think Chris got it taken away! Maybe even worse ahahuaheauheuah [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 00:00, 3 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:I think he got banned! His user id is missing, the tabs for starred, comments are gone as well and they're starting to take his Flipnotes down!--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 00:08, 3 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
::Okay, hate to be a post fag here, if there is one, but I did a double-check - Chris's user id is still active and still has plus. They might have shut down that page.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 00:14, 3 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::Yeah, I think something happened. damn me being on an airplane to not find out. Something is up though. I go through id Chris-chan and I can find his flipnotes but nothing else. I go to ID Sonichu and I can find his favorites... hm... [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 00:22, 3 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
::::I just hope we get a rage video out of this. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 00:29, 3 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
Yes, Chris has been Temp banned on all Hatena related services. <br />
--[[User:Djyellow|Djyellow]] 00:38, 3 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:Can anyone say "Captain's Log tonight or tomorrow"? --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 00:57, 3 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
::Dj, when you say 'temp banned', how long do you mean? A few days? Or a few WEEKS? [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 01:00, 3 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
A week at most. --[[User:Djyellow|Djyellow]] 01:04, 3 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:Hm...Considering who we're talking about, I believe a reaction will occur within the next two days. It will be big, it will be brutal, and it will be...hilarious. Question is, what to do when he gets his flipnote back? [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 01:06, 3 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
::I'm not sure if the mods banned him for a week, but I put that on the tracker until we get an exact estimate. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 01:08, 3 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
Forgive me for making a mistake, but I just chatted with one of the higher ups at hatena and his ID is not banned. However, his DSi's access to Flipnote Hatena and ability to upload flipnotes is banned for life. --[[User:Djyellow|Djyellow]] 01:13, 3 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:Oh shit, that's sure to infuriate him. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 01:14, 3 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
::That's actually better than a week's ban! Either he's going to buy another DS, or he's going to release a video depicting Shigeru Miyamoto as Michael Snyder. I still give him two days. Thank you for the info DJ! [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 01:19, 3 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::Just you wait and see. Chris will buy another DSi with his tugboat and somehow figure out how to change his house's router's address and come back in full RAAAAAGE. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 01:44, 3 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::: Well, his only other source for him to communicate with the internet has been banned. Either he's going to openly defy Rocky, or he's going to go bawwwing to her and she'll scold him for not staying offline. The end result: Hilarity will ensue, one way or another --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 03:05, 3 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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Not sure where to put this email but...I thought it might belong on this page. <br />
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Hatena Customer Support<br />
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show details Jul 8 (Today)<br />
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Hello,<br />
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This is Hatena Customer Support. Thank you for your email.<br />
Please accept my apologies for the delay in getting back to you.<br />
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We investigated the posts by the user you specified shortly after receving your email and have already taken some administrative action.<br />
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In the future, please report inappropriate Flipnote or comments posted both from the PC or from the Nintendo DSi by doing the followig:<br />
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From the website:<br />
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To report inappropriate comments on a specific Flipnote, first click on the "Report inappropriate content" on the page of the Flipnote where the comments you want to report appear. On the following page, click on the green "Comments" tab that appears and select the comments that you wish to report.<br />
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From the Nintendo DSi:<br />
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Tap on "Help" from the top menu of Flipnote Hatena. Scroll down to the "Help Center" and read the section "How to report an inappropriate comment".<br />
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We also recommend that you block comments by any users you are having problems with. For more details please see the URL below:<br />
http://d.hatena.com/flipnotehatena/20091111/1257933666<br />
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If you have any further questions please let us know, and thank you for helping to keep Flipnote Hatena a safe place for everyone.<br />
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Sincerely,<br />
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On Fri, Jul 2, 2010 at 8:07 AM, <contact-form@flipnote.hatena.com> wrote:<br />
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From: (guest) @gmail.com<br />
Country/Device/Kind: United States / Personal Computer / Report inappropriate content<br />
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Hello. I have a 10 year old daughter who recently came to me and stated that a nearly 30 year old man using this website was stalking her and making inappropriate and suggestive comments towards her, such as saying she is "cute" with a "cute voice" and wishing she lived closer. This is appauling and I demand this user be removed. His name is chris chan or Sonichu or some such nonsense. I will be reporting him to local authorities for being a child predator and I demand he be removed from your site. I have looked over his comments to others on this site and he is doing the exact same thing. This is sick.<br />
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--[[User:Frozenblwf|Damn dirty troll]] 00:16, 9 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==Making Articles Agree==<br />
Chris's flipnotes were removed because of his signature. Posting your real name is against the rules. Look at the removed flipnotes and the five that remain on his account. The survivors only get a C.W.C. at most, while each removed one has the whole "Christian W. Chandler." ''An Old Classic Dream'' is the only exception, being porn and all, but I'm guessing it was the first to be reported and thus was the first the mods noticed. Many articles state they were removed for "copyright violations" when no such restrictions exist on Flipnote Hatena. I've seen music from major labels and Family Guy sketches on there with no problem.<br />
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I'm going to clean up some articles that have that incorrect reason. I figured I'd state why I am here. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 12:43, 19 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==July 24==<br />
Chris re-uploaded every one of his flipnotes except Tagged Flipnote, Edit Me, For Women Only, and My apologies. Looks like he might have bought a new DSi.--[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 04:43, 25 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:Looks like he just got his monthly tugboat. He never learns, does he? I have also noticed that he disabled commenting on these flipnotes. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 04:53, 25 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:How much longer until second bannination? BTW, his own creations may be locked from commenting... but NOT the Flipnotes on which he has commented, hint hint. Also, a cue to our resident cherry flower to start making "I heart Sonichu" flipnotes again... --[[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] 05:04, 25 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:*I wish we knew more about this SakuraBlossom chick. But I agree, SeventhBase, if she did somehow find out Chris was back, I'm sure she'd start posting more FlipNotes immediately. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 05:46, 25 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
::I'm under the impression that she's some sort of troll trolling trolls. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 16:57, 25 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
Oh dear god, not this again. Chrissy, when will you learn?--[[User:MEANWHILE|MEANWHILE]] 05:35, 25 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:To be fair, he's probably also trading Pokemon with himself. Still, the idea he would go this far out of his way to upload his stupid shitty animations is pretty depressing.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 15:06, 25 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:Let's count shall we? He's obviously has the first model for the DS, then he bought a DS lite, then he bought 2 DSi, and soon he'll buy the 3DS when its released. Chris will be the owner of 5 DS if he is really as predictable.--[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 16:43, 25 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
*Now I have to wonder - does he have a second DSi or does he have that DSi XL or whatever the bigger DSi is? My guess is that he has the newer model DSi, thus Chris is gearing up to have all of those DS.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 18:06, 25 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
Well, already a few of his Flipnotes have been removed from viewing on the Nintendo DSI and are being checked. --[[User:Djyellow|Djyellow]] 22:46, 25 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
:And he's reuploaded them AGAIN. Jesus, how many times is it going to take for him to realize he's doing something wrong? Or does he just plan on buying a new DS every month for a week (or less) of trying to get underaged girls?--[[User:Straw|Straw]] 03:07, 27 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==Do the "Tugboat Template" fits here?==<br />
I wonder about something for a while; Chris had to use another Nintendo DSi to evade the hardware ban. Since he's most likely brought himself a new one, do this qualify as an expanse made by the taxpayer via the tugboat? If yes, do the tugboat template fits at the top of this article? [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 20:04, 26 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
*I think the link to the tugboat in the article suffices, the template would be confusing as to what exactly it is he bought until you read that part anyway -- [[User:Mexican|Mexican]] 00:23, 27 July 2010 (UTC)<br />
**On the contrary, he set up his account free, and Flipnote Studio is free. --[[User:GandWuser|GandWuser]] 01:08, 27 July 2010 (UTC)</div>Strawhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Flipnote_Hatena&diff=106581Flipnote Hatena2010-07-27T03:02:23Z<p>Straw: </p>
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<div>{{protip|Reporting Chris's animations to get him banned is as retarded as calling him and shouting "JULAY" down the line. It achieves nothing.}}<br />
[[File:100 0682.JPG|thumb|Chris on his DSi at [[Fridays After Five]], complete with Artist Asscrack]]<br />
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'''Flipnote Studio''' is a free downloadable application for the [[Nintendo]] DSi. It allows users to create both word and picture-based notes with the stylus, add sound, and put them together to create frame-by-frame flipbook-style animations. '''Flipnote Hatena''' is a website where users can upload and share their Flipnote creations, and other users can comment on them either by text, or by creating a flipnote.<br />
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In [[June 2010]], [[Chris]] was spotted at a [[Fridays After Five]] event in [[Charlottesville]]. Among some very disturbing behavior, Chris was seen sitting down and playing with his DSi for some time while at this event. It later came to light that, after [[June062010.MOV|leaving the internet forever]], he was now spending his time on Flipnote Hatena, drawing comments in reply to various Flipnotes. Being a retard, he helped [[Clyde_Cash|a valiant troll]] to find him by registering with his full name. <br />
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After a little more than two weeks of shameless self-promotion and sharing his creepy sex fantasies with the world, Chris got himself permanently banned. While his five surviving flipnotes remain visible, his DSi has been banned from uploading anything else, meaning that Chris must purchase another $170 handheld if he wishes to continue using the service. Chris's account became active again on 24 July, signaling either the purchase of a new DSi, or some uncharacteristically clever evasion technique (knowing Chris, however, the former is the more plausible scenario).<br />
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==Chris's Flipnote career==<br />
Predictably, Chris's first contribution to the Flipnote community was a picture of [[Sonichu]], posted on 17 June. Over the next two weeks, he added several more Flipnotes featuring a mixture of his trademark anti-humor and whining about the trolls.<br />
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Chris's Flipnotes swipe freely from various sources of "inspiration." He ripped off some other users' Flipnotes almost wholesale, and also plagiarized the 1983 animated ''Peanuts'' cartoon [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHDnc19mHv0I#t=00m58s "Sally at School"] to produce two of his shorts. He stole the dialogue from the first few minutes almost verbatim (the word "princess" is replaced with "sexy, beautiful woman" because Chris has a one-track mind) and used them in his crude animations.<br />
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At the same time, he also posted a number of comments on other Flipnotes (excerpted below) and added a lot of stars on his own creations to give himself praise. He gave himself 10 on [[HippoOnYourHead]] and 91 on [[Don'tGetTrolled]]. Chris has done countless things to inflate his [[ego]] in the past, but this is just sad.<br />
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On 29 June, Chris first drew the attention of the site's administrators with [[RomanticLabyrinth]]. This Flipnote was likely taken down for being too sexually explicit, but other videos with less risque content were taken down as well. Flipnote Hatena's terms of use are very strict when it comes to the sharing of personal information, and we all know Chris can't resist [[Chris and his Ego|autographing everything he's ever made]]. The site also frowns upon the infringement of intellectual property rights, which is of course Chris's stock in trade.<br />
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Over the next few days, Chris failed to get the message and repeatedly re-uploaded several of his deleted Flipnotes. On the third version of RomanticLabyrinth, Chris accused the trolls of trying to make him look [[homosexual]], and stubbornly tried to reupload the Flipnote to prove otherwise. The site's administrators ran out of patience on 2 July and permanently banned him. The ban is tied to his hardware's unique identity, so he can never visit the site from that DSi ever again. However, Chris has [[Chris_and_money|bought a new DSi]] and is once again active on Flipnote Hatena.<br />
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Note that the moderators of the site are, by nature of their position, no doubt well aware of how trolling and various other forms of Internet harassment work. Despite what Chris would have you believe, they would never have punished him for what someone else did in his comments section. Unlike Chris, they don't have an effectively infinite amount of time to dick around on the Internet, so they don't take kindly to flag abuse, either. Someone didn't give him exactly what he wanted so he decided to go out of his way to flip his shit and get himself banned, without trying to be banned and without ever understanding the reasons for being banned, from yet another public venue that [[The GAMe PLACe|dozens]], [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|hundreds]], [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|thousands]], or [[YouTube|millions]] of people use every day without issue, proving once again that no one can troll Chris better than Chris trolls himself.<br />
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Showing once again that he never learns, on 24 July a number of Chris's Flipnotes reappeared, including the "tame" version of RomanticLabyrinth. He has so far not made any new flipnotes, however. Assuming he bought a brand new DSi to evade his ban, [[Pedofork|Chris wasted some $200 just to use a site intended for children as his own personal dating service]]. This time, though, he disabled comments on all his submissions, perhaps working on the assumption that it was the comments from trolls (and not the content of his Flipnotes) that led to his original ban. However, Chris kept his full name on each and every one. It's only a matter of time before he's banned again.<br />
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Within two days after Chris's return to the site, several of his Flipnotes had disappeared from his account, including RomanticLabyrinth and others that had been deleted before. He has since reuploaded the deleted Flipnotes. <br />
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==Chris's Flipnotes==<br />
:''Main Article: [[List of Flipnotes]]''<br />
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==Chris's comments==<br />
Chris's comments on Flipnote Hatena were much like his comments anywhere else on the [[Internet]], self-centered and devoid of any follow-up. While most of them were short negative statements towards works he thought were a little too trollish, one five-part self-pitying rant, posted in response to a song about trolling, stood out.<br />
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{{quotebox|You're singing [[Song of Christian|my song]]. I was [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|Internet Famous]]... HUGE MISTAKE! Right now, [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|I have removed Most Every... thing about myself... ...from the internet.]] now there is only [[Honest Content|FALSE info]] on me that THEY have crafted and spread to Bad-Rep me. And worse they've found me in R. Life to catch footage of me for their [[Laughs Under Lucricities|gross, uncool amusement]]. I WANT TO GO BACK TO A NORMAL REAL LIFE [[Internet#Attempts_to_leave_the_Internet|OFF THE FRIGGIN' INTERNET!!!]] AND I WANT MY "REP" CLEAN OF THEIR CRAP! DO you have any advice to help me clear their crap off me?}}<br />
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File:Flipnote Comment-Boo.png|"Boo!" <ref>http://flipnote.hatena.com/528A60A031CE1B4A@DSi/movie/CE1B4A_0913C2B460C58_000</ref><br />
File:Flipnote Comment-Louder.png|"Could you make the voice louder + easier to comprehend, please?"<ref>http://flipnote.hatena.com/5FC3E3901E322457@DSi/movie/322457_090A9EC784BF8_004</ref><br />
File:Flipnote Comment-My Trolls.png|"My Trolls did that to [[:Category:Chris's websites|my past websites]] too. I felt [[CWC is Sad|hurt deeply]] too."<ref>http://flipnote.hatena.com/556109A0A0F27939@DSi/movie/F27939_09B980C6E6C6C_008</ref><br />
File:Flipnote Comment-Raised Eyebrow.png| "C.W.C"<ref>http://flipnote.hatena.com/564B6A901E271928@DSi/movie/271928_09116B059D18A_000</ref><br />
File:Flipnote Comment-Cow.png|Some other retarded comment about a cow<ref>http://flipnote.hatena.com/5CBA58B0A0E99197@DSi/movie/E99197_09C227C76EF8A_013</ref><br />
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File:Flipnote Comment-YHBT 2.png|Part 2<br />
File:Flipnote Comment-YHBT 3.png|Part 3<br />
File:Flipnote Comment-YHBT 4.png|Part 4<br />
File:Flipnote Comment-YHBT 5.png|Part 5<ref>http://flipnote.hatena.com/556109A0A0F27939@DSi/movie/F27939_09D08B2023EB4_016</ref><br />
File:HippoHeadComment.png|Response to comment in "Hippo on your head"<ref>http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09D7F00037B5A_000#5348F770A0A92AE8-c11540466809528558685</ref><br />
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File:Flipbookhonorroll.png|True words of [[honor roll|geinus]]<br />
File:Flipnotegood.png|If Chris says you're a good artist, you must be really good!<br />
File:Flipnotevoice.png|Not a [[pedofork]]!<br />
File:CWCcomment1.gif|[http://flipnote.hatena.com/576180F0F36A6A8B@DSi/movie/6A6A8B_09D6FA90869AD_000 "That was Sweeet.] I can tell you have a [[Bubbles|bubbly]] personality from your style. Your [[JERK|Boyfriend]] is lucky to... <br />
File:CWCcomment2.gif|[http://flipnote.hatena.com/576180F0F36A6A8B@DSi/movie/6A6A8B_09D6FA90869AD_000 ...to have a] [[gal-pal|gal]] like you. :) Stay Sweet & Safe, Christian Weston Chandler. PS: Thanks for Faving me <strike>something</strike> back.<br />
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File:11542841929539631934 o.gif|Not a quid-pro-quo!<ref>http://flipnote.hatena.com/567831A059A36B1E@DSi/movie/A36B1E_09DD2199440AE_000</ref><br />
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Comment left on other videos without a picture: <br />
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*"Why can't I find THIS FlipNote on my DSi, even through YOUR Profile's Posted F.N. pages? I want to download it; it IS funny. [:)]" (In response to a flipnote that is completely ripped off from ''[[Family Guy]]''.)<br />
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==Chris's Favorites==<br />
What Chris has favored should not come as a surprise. A lot of them involve ''[[Sonic]]'', ''[[Pokemon]]'', and ''[[Family Guy]]'', proving that, even after all this time, he still likes those series. In addition, Chris has favored a number of [[gal-pal|female-drawn]] animations, done in [[anime]]-like styling and done with a particularly ''shoujo-ai''/''yuri'' ([[homos|lesbian]], for those not into animu) flavor.<br />
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==Sauces==<br />
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==External links==<br />
*[http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/ Chris's Flipnote Hatena profile] <s>BANNED</s> '''EVADED!'''<br />
*[http://flipnote.hatena.com/Sonichu/comments Flipnotes Chris left comments on]<br />
*[http://flipnote.hatena.com/Sonichu/following Flipnotes from creators Chris is following]<br />
*[http://flipnote.hatena.com/Sonichu/favorites Flipnotes Chris starred as favorites]<br />
*[http://flipnote.hatena.com/ch/11543000155817181722 The official Sonichu Flipnote Channel.]<br />
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[[Category:Flipnote Hatena]]<br />
[[Category:Historical Documents]]<br />
[[Category:Hobbies]]<br />
[[Category:Websites]]</div>Strawhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Prank_calls&diff=102219Prank calls2010-07-05T22:34:40Z<p>Straw: /* 'Epic Crazy Lady' calls Bob */</p>
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<div>It's no secret that the Chandler home gets many prank calls, thanks to [[Chris]]'s e-fame and the fact he actually revealed his phone number to the entire internet. Multiple times. However, many of the brave souls that call the Chandler home record their calls and upload them to [[YouTube]], providing an insight into the Chandlers' thoughts.<br />
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==Prank Call Collection==<br />
A collection of various prank calls made to the almighty [[Bob Chandler|Internet Lumberjack]] on a Sunday afternoon.<br />
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===Transcript===<br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Hello?<br />
<br><font color="ChrisTheHacker">'''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):'''</font> Yeah, how you doin'? My name is Chris, I'm from Boston.<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Hello? I don't understand your conversation.<br />
<br><font color="ChrisTheHacker">'''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):'''</font> Would it be possible for me to get your name?<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> You callin' me?<br />
<br><font color="ChrisTheHacker">'''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):'''</font> Um, there's somebody playing games with the phone.<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Nobody's playing games with the phone unless you are.<br />
<br><font color="ChrisTheHacker">'''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):'''</font> [''speaking over Bob''] We're connected to each other through a computer because somebody's sittin' in a room, hacking telephone numbers.<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> I beg your pardon? I'm just answerin' my telephone.<br />
<br><font color="ChrisTheHacker">'''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):'''</font> [''again, speaking over Bob''] We're connected to each other through a computer because somebody's sittin' in a room, hacking telephone numbers.<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> I beg your pardon? What's on your mind? You callin' me, and now shut up or get off the phone or speak!<br />
<br><font color="ChrisTheHacker">'''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):'''</font> You're a narcissist. You've got a personality di-disorder. Did you know that?<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> I don't have a damn thing! You're the one that's a [''unintelligible''] creep-<br />
<br><font color="ChrisTheHacker">'''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):'''</font> [''talking over Bob again''] I know your weaknesses. I know your weaknesses.<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Tell me what you want. I'm- I answered the phone, now tell me what you want. You rang my damn number.<br />
<br><font color="ChrisTheHacker">'''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):'''</font> You see, what you're doing is, you're burning up ''tens'' of ''thousands'' of downloads.<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> I think you're burnin' up nothin', fella. Now you tell me what the hells you want, or I'm gonna hang this phone up. I don't need ''your'' crap.<br />
<br><font color="ChrisTheHacker">'''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):'''</font> Sir, you've just threatened me. And I've got you recorded now. Now you've committed a felony.<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> I'm just gonna hang up if you don't tell me what you want.<br />
<br><font color="ChrisTheHacker">'''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):'''</font> Didn't you hear that stuff at the other end?<br />
<br>[''redialed'']<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Hello?<br />
<br><font color="OfficerMartin">'''Officer Martin (soundboard):'''</font> Hello, I'm calling, this is Officer Martin from the sheriff's department. How can I help you, senior? <br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> I beg your pardon? I didn't understand you.<br />
<br><font color="OfficerMartin">'''Officer Martin (soundboard):'''</font> Deputy Martin from the sheriff's department.<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> I still didn't understand you.<br />
<br><font color="OfficerMartin">'''Officer Martin (soundboard):'''</font> [''talking over Bob''] I've already told you who I am. I've already told you who I am. This is insurance office. Deputy Martin from the sheriff's department.<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> I don't understand why you're callin' me.<br />
<br><font color="OfficerMartin">'''Officer Martin (soundboard):'''</font> I'm Deputy Martin from the sheriff's department.<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> What insurance department?<br />
<br><font color="OfficerMartin">'''Officer Martin (soundboard):'''</font> Well, you need to stop- to quit callin' here.<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> I beg your pardon?<br />
<br><font color="OfficerMartin">'''Officer Martin (soundboard):'''</font> I'm advising you to stop calling.<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> I didn't ''call'' you! You called me! What are- Who are you, and what's goin' on?<br />
<br><font color="OfficerMartin">'''Officer Martin (soundboard):'''</font> I'm here at Big Daddy's Pizza. I'm Deputy Martin from the sheriff's department.<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Would you speak slowly and one syllable at a time so I can understand you?<br />
<br><font color="OfficerMartin">'''Officer Martin (soundboard):'''</font> Big Daddy's Pizza. I'm here at Big Daddy's Pizza.<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> You're mayor of Big Daddy's Pizza? Is that what you said?<br />
<br><font color="OfficerMartin">'''Officer Martin (soundboard):'''</font> No one's called ya.<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> I beg your pardon?<br />
<br><font color="OfficerMartin">'''Officer Martin (soundboard):'''</font> No one's called ya.<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> I can't understand you. You need to take a diction lesson.<br />
<br>[''Barbara is heard in the background urging Bob on'']<br />
<br><font color="OfficerMartin">'''Officer Martin (soundboard):'''</font> I'm gonna advise you now, this is the sheriff's department.<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Are- are you the sheriff's department?<br />
<br><font color="OfficerMartin">'''Officer Martin (soundboard):'''</font> Yeah.<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Good. Why didn't you call me?<br />
<br><font color="OfficerMartin">'''Officer Martin (soundboard):'''</font> No one's called ya.<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> No one's called me? Then why didn't my phone ring?<br />
<br><font color="OfficerMartin">'''Officer Martin (soundboard):'''</font> Well, you need to stop- to quit callin' here.<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> I didn't call you! Listen!<br />
<br>[''call dropped; redialed'']<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> [''in the middle of a conversation with Barb''] Nothin'.<br />
<br><font color="#7D26CD">'''Barbara:'''</font> Well, hang up!<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Hello?<br />
<br><font color="OfficerMartin">'''Officer Martin (soundboard):'''</font> Who is this?<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Who the hell is this?<br />
<br><font color="OfficerMartin">'''Officer Martin (soundboard):'''</font> Hello, I'm calling, this is Officer Martin from the sheriff's department. How can I help you, senior? <br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> [''chuckling''] I don't know, you can't help me. You're calling me.<br />
<br><font color="OfficerMartin">'''Officer Martin (soundboard):'''</font> Callin' you and talkin' to you, OK? Why would I call you when I'm on the sheriff's department why would I call from- and cuss them out?<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> I don't know.<br />
<br><font color="OfficerMartin">'''Officer Martin (soundboard):'''</font> Who is this?<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Who is ''this''? For cryin' in a bucket...<br />
<br><font color="OfficerMartin">'''Officer Martin (soundboard):'''</font> This is the sheriff's office. Deputy Martin from sheriff's department.<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Well, insurance department of what?<br />
<br><font color="OfficerMartin">'''Officer Martin (soundboard):'''</font> Big Daddy's Pizza.<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Big Daddy's Pizza. OK, Big Daddy. Will you please quit callin' me and leave my phone alone?<br />
<br><font color="OfficerMartin">'''Officer Martin (soundboard):'''</font> I'm advising you to stop calling.<br />
<br>[''redialed'']<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Hello?<br />
<br><font color="FrankGarrett">'''Frank Garrett (soundboard):'''</font> Hello.<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Why are you calling my phone?<br />
<br><font color="FrankGarrett">'''Frank Garrett (soundboard):'''</font> Now listen, you stupid son of a bitch, I've never called you before you god danged jew...[interrupted]<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH! Don't call me again! Get down in your damn low-life gutter, okay?<br />
<br><font color="FrankGarrett">'''Frank Garrett (soundboard):'''</font> [interrupting] Hey, fuck you, you stupid cocksucker. <br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> I don't play that. And don't call me again! You bastard!<br />
<br><font color="FrankGarrett">'''Frank Garrett (soundboard):'''</font> Fuck you.<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Forget my number! Alright?<br />
<br><font color="FrankGarrett">'''Frank Garrett (soundboard):'''</font> What do you need done?<br />
<br>[''redialed'']<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Hello?<br />
<br><font color="FrankGarrett">'''Frank Garrett (soundboard):'''</font> Duncan Construction.<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Hello?<br />
<br><font color="FrankGarrett">'''Frank Garrett (soundboard):'''</font> This is Frank Garrett.<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> This is who?<br />
<br><font color="FrankGarrett">'''Frank Garrett (soundboard):'''</font> This is Frank Garrett.<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Well, Frank, what is on your mind?<br />
<br><font color="FrankGarrett">'''Frank Garrett (soundboard):'''</font> Hey, does your mama still got, uh, worms crawlin' out her pussy?<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> What is on your mind, sir?<br />
<br><font color="FrankGarrett">'''Frank Garrett (soundboard):'''</font> Did they turn you out of your fuckin' cage again or what?<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Listen, you motherfucker! Get off of my telephone and quit bothering' it! Okay?<br />
<br><font color="FrankGarrett">'''Frank Garrett (soundboard):'''</font> [interrupting] No.<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Get down in your low-life gutter and stay there!<br />
<br><font color="FrankGarrett">'''Frank Garrett (soundboard):'''</font> No.<br />
<br>[''redialed'']<br />
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==Failed Prank Call==<br />
In this video, a gaggle of trolls attempt to prank call Chris, yelling [[For Julie's Eyes Only|JULAYYYYY]] into the phone. Instead, they get Bob, who instantly realizes the prank and yells at the trolls.<br />
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<font color="FireBrick">'''Troll 1:'''</font> [''whispers insults at the time it's taking for someone to answer'']<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Hello?<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Troll 1:'''</font> JULAAAAY JULAAAAY JULAAAAY!<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> What the hell's that supposed to mean? That you're an idiot?<br />
<br><font color="IndianRed">'''Troll 2:'''</font> Woah woah woah, are you Bob Chandler?<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> It doesn't matter who I am, who is this idiot I'm talking to on the other end?<br />
<br><font color="IndianRed">'''Troll 2:'''</font> Umm<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> You got some funny ass ideas about playing games of mind on the telephone don't you. Are you six years old or somethin'?<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Troll 1:'''</font> [unintelligible] We got his fucking dad. Shit.<br />
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==Chris Calls Bob ==<br />
In this video, a troll calls the Chandler home, using a soundboard of Chris-chan to prank the Chandler home. Note how Bob either recognizes that the call is a prank or he doesn't recognize his own son's voice; also, note that he has a caller ID phone.<br />
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<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Hello.<br />
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris (soundboard):'''</font> Hello?<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Why are you calling my phone?<br />
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris (soundboard):'''</font> Good evening sir, how are you?<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> I'm fine, but you're wasting your time calling my phone, you know that?<br />
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris (soundboard):'''</font> Don't say that.<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Because it doesn- it doesn't make any noise. All it does is flash a light. So it really doesn't bother me, I just thought I would tell you that you're wasting your time<br />
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris (soundboard):'''</font> Are you really at a 14 Branchland Court?<br />
<br>[Call likely cut - redialed]<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> I thought I told you, we don't answer any calls that have unknown names on them or unknown numbers.<br />
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris (soundboard):'''</font> I did not mean to give off the impression of being-<br />
<br>[Redialed]<br />
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris (soundboard):'''</font> I'm high-functionally autistic.<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Hello?<br />
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris (soundboard):'''</font> Hello!<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Hello.<br />
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris (soundboard):'''</font> Good evening sir, how are you?<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> I'm pretty good.<br />
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris (soundboard):'''</font> I'm good!<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Why do you bother to call this phone?<br />
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris (soundboard):'''</font> Are you really at a 14 Branchland Court?<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Yes, I am. Why do you bother to call this phone, because the phone doesn't ring.<br />
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris (soundboard):'''</font> What the hell? Why are you- why have you started doing this in the first place, you little son of a bitch?<br />
<br><font color="#7D26CD">'''Barbara:'''</font> Don't call us anymore. <br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Now don't, don't cuss at me, fella. <br />
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris (soundboard):'''</font> Shut the hell up.<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> I'll start cussing at at you.<br />
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris (soundboard):'''</font> You weak little son of a bitch!<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Listen, fella. Kid. Whatever you dumbass is. <br />
<br><font color="#7D26CD">'''Barbara:'''</font> ''[heard in the background]'' Hang up the phone!<br />
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris (soundboard):'''</font> My name is Christian.<br />
<br>''[more indistinct conversation in the background, "Hang up the phone!" etc.]''<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Well listen, listen. The phone doesn't ring, all it does is light a light, so you're not botherin' me and every once in a while I try and tell you people that you're wastin' your damn time. Okay, you're not botherin' us. So why the hell do you do-waste all that effort? Put it in to something con- constructive and creative. <br />
<br><font color="#7D26CD">'''Barbara:'''</font> ''[interjects]'' Go to Haiti! <br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Yeah, go to Haiti and help those people, or go to hell, one or the other. ''[Chris soundboard says something simultaneously]''<br />
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris (soundboard):'''</font> Yes- Yes I agree with you, this is frustrating.<br />
<br>[''Bob hangs up'']<br />
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=='Epic Crazy Lady' calls Bob==<br />
A troll using a soundboard of a super loud Fundamentalist yells at Bob over the phone, while Bob throws insults at her and makes comments on how he can't understand her, as she continues to get angrier.<br />
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===Transcript===<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Hello?<br />
<br><font color="IndianRed">'''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):'''</font> Hello.<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Hello?<br />
<br><font color="IndianRed">'''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):'''</font> Who do you think you are?<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Who are you? <br />
<br><font color="IndianRed">'''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):'''</font> I don't know who you are, but I tell you what, I live at 900 Collins Road. Why don't you bring yourself over here?<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> I beg your pardon, who do you think you're talking to?<br />
<br><font color="IndianRed">'''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):'''</font> Do you know that you're not supposed to talk that way?<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Who are you?<br />
<br><font color="IndianRed">'''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):'''</font> You have got a issue problem. God forgive you.<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> I beg your pardon, who or what is...<br />
<br><font color="IndianRed">'''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):'''</font> [''Interrupting''] God needs to move in your life.<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> I beg your pardon. I can't even begin to understand what you're saying.<br />
<br><font color="IndianRed">'''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):'''</font> God needs to move in your life ''severely''!<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Why don't you quit dialing my number, and go somewhere and play a game with the gutter rats?<br />
<br><font color="IndianRed">'''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):'''</font> Bring yourself over here! I'll show you what's the matter! OK?<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Why don't you come over here and I'll show ''you'' what's the matter?<br />
<br><font color="IndianRed">'''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):'''</font> Nine hundred Collins Road, bring yourself, buddy.<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Hey, buddy. Listen, boy.<br />
<br><font color="IndianRed">'''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):'''</font> You ain't no man.<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Listen, boy. You get your black ass down in the gutter and stay there. You understand? <br />
<br><font color="IndianRed">'''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):'''</font> I am the woman of the house, and you don't call me and ask me who my daddy is.<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> I don't know what you are, or who you are, and I don't really care. But you are invading my privacy, and you are cussing at me, and I don't like it.<br />
<br><font color="IndianRed">'''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):'''</font> Call my house and talk that way. I tell you what, why don't you call my husband, and tell my husband that?<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> I don't know who you are or who you think I am...<br />
<br><font color="IndianRed">'''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):'''</font> Yeah, that's what you are, a big old chicken.<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Who do think I am?<br />
<br><font color="IndianRed">'''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):'''</font> God forgive you. <br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> I wish that you knew what number you called, because I think you're calling the wrong number.<br />
<br><font color="IndianRed">'''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):'''</font> I ain't called your house. Who do you think you are, calling my house?<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> I didn't call your house, sir, ma'am...<br />
<br><font color="IndianRed">'''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):'''</font> [''Interrupting''] No, you are!<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> ...or whatever you are.<br />
<br><font color="IndianRed">'''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):'''</font> You ain't no man. I don't know who you are, but I tell you what, I live at 900 Collins Road. Why don't you bring yourself over here?<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> I'll let you talk to my wife, maybe she can talk some sense into your head.<br />
<br><font color="IndianRed">'''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):'''</font> Fine.<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> [''In the background, Bob says something to Barbara about a "goddamn screwy woman." Barbara tells him: "Hang up on her. I ain't talkin' to nobody, this time of night. Hang it up."''] You better check the number that you called, because you're not talking to anybody that you know.<br />
<br><font color="IndianRed">'''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):'''</font> I ain't called your house. Who do you think you are, calling my house? <br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> I haven't called your house. I am the one who picked up the phone and said, "Hello."<br />
<br><font color="IndianRed">'''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):'''</font> You have got a issue problem.<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> [''In the background, Barbara tells Bob to hang up because he's getting on her nerves.''] I don't have an issue problem with anybody, but please quit calling my number.<br />
<br><font color="IndianRed">'''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):'''</font> [''Unintelligible''] bring yourself over here and I'll show you what a whooping is.<br />
<br>[''Bob hangs up'']<br />
<br><font color="IndianRed">'''Harlem Barber:'''</font> Barbershop <br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> You get your black ass in the gutter and stay there.<br />
<br><font color="IndianRed">'''Harlem Barber:'''</font> [''Whistles'']<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> Hey, buddy.<br />
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==Bob Calls Himself==<br />
In this one, Bob seems not to be able to recognize his own voice, and his view on trolls is the same as Chris's, "Internet people who persecute people". Also, Snorlax makes an appearance.<br />
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===Transcript===<br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Hello?<br />
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> Hello?<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Why are you calling me?<br />
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> Why are you calling my phone?<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> I'm not calling your phone, why are you calling my phone?<br />
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> Who the hell is this?!<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Well who are you? You're the one that made the call.<br />
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> Who do you think I am?!<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> I don't know wha- who you are but I know you're in Oklahoma.<br />
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> I wish that you- you knew what number you called because I think you're calling the wrong number.<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> I didn't call the number; my phone rang.<br />
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> Why I-I answered the phone now tell me what you want you rang my damn number.<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> I didn't ring your number but if you're in Oklahoma you shouldn't be upset like that.<br />
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> I wish that you- you knew what number you called because I think you're calling the wrong number.<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> I didn't call anybody I just picked up the phone; let me explain something to you, can I do that? I-I'm a Texan now can I-can I explain something to you? <br />
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> Good.<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Okay. There is on the internet... a a bunch of trolls, now they persecute people and these these trolls have found somewhere somebody that have engineered a set of software that allows them to call people on the telephone and put in any particular number they want to put in as the caller ID. Now this-the telephone company knows about this and the federal government knows about this, to the point where they've even gived it a named called spoofing. S-P-O-O-F-I-N-G. And I think if I-if you think that I called your number and that's what's happening to you because I did not call your number. But that's-<br />
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> [''Speaking over''] Who are you?<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> -what's happened to me. <br />
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> Who are you?<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Who am I? I'm Robert Chandler and I live in Ruckersville, Virginia.<br />
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> I beg your pardon?<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Yeah, I'm 82 years old but I was born in Fort Worth, so I'm a neighbor. <br />
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> What's on your mind, you called me now shut up or get off the phone or speak!<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Well I'm talking to you what do- else do you want?<br />
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> I don't have an issue problem with anybody but please quit calling my number.<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> I didn't call you but I'm trying to explain how these people do it. Okay?<br />
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> Nobody's playing games with the phone unless you are.<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Well, look: I'm 82 years old, all right? I was born in Fort Worth. I'm basically a neighbor of yours or at one time I was. I have a cousin who lives in Tulsa. Okay? I have a lot of Cherokee relatives that live in your state also.<br />
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> I don't know what you are or who you are and I don't really care.<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Well I'm trying to be nice to you and to explain what's happening. You're being a victim of the internet people that persecute people, because I didn't call your number.<br />
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> I still didn't understand you.<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Well I don't wha-wha how can I explain it any simpler to you. They-<br />
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> Listen boy<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> -they have a program in-in their computer which allows them to dial numbers anywhere in the country and put in as the caller ID any particular telephone number they want to. <br />
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> Listen you motherfucker get down in your lowlife gutter and stay there!<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Listen I didn't start cussing at you now-now-now just cut it down, cool it down; I'm trying to be nice to you.<br />
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> I don't need your crap.<br />
<br><font color="#7D26CD">'''Barbara:'''</font> Hello there.<br />
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> Hello.<br />
<br><font color="#7D26CD">'''Barbara:'''</font> Sir or mam or whatever the hell you are.<br />
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> Who the hell is this?!<br />
<br><font color="#7D26CD">'''Barbara:'''</font> Don't you call up here-now look don't you call up here cussing at my husband.<br />
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> Get down in you lowlife gutter and stay there<br />
<br><font color="#7D26CD">'''Barbara:'''</font> We didn't have-we didn't have anything to do with this damn...er...thing that's going on. There are a lot of- lot of weird people out here and you might be included as one of them if you are calling us and cussing us out. Now hang up the phone and forget the number.<br />
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> You get your black ass down in the gutter and stay there!<br />
<br><font color="#7D26CD">'''Barbara:'''</font> I ain't got no black ass! You get your gutter ass out in the gutter and shut up!<br />
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> Hey buddy.<br />
<br />
== Liquid Bob calls Bob ==<br />
A troll pretending to be a Liquid version of Bob calls Bob. In this video we learn that Bob doesn't know of Sonic, and thinks Chris invented Sonichu himself. Also, we learn that the trolls are spoofing the telephone company. <br />
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===Transcript===<br />
<font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font>-FBI and everybody else, that there's a system that goes on that says that anybody that wants to do it that knows how with the proper software and stuff can call any number in the country that they want to and can put any particular phone number in the system as if it came from that number to the people: called spoofing. S-P-O-O-F-I-N-G. Now-<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Liquid Bob:'''</font> Is-<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> -you can call your local police department if you like about that but that's the name they all know it as: spoofing. Now I'm not calling your number some dizzy kook out there on the internet is playing games with ya.<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Liquid Bob:'''</font> Are you telling me that somebody out there on the internet is using your phone number in an attempt to pin the blame on your family?<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> That's right. It goes on all the time, I've gotten calls from people everywhere. I've even-I've even uh gotten calls where I was terrorizing people and I wasn't even on the phone!<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Liquid Bob:'''</font> Uh, sir I-I do not happen to know if anybody on the internet who is drawing cartoon, I-I don't know I don't use the internet but if that's-<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> I don't use the internet either but my son does.<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Liquid Bob:'''</font> Oh-<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> These people they hate him because he has copyright, and he just won a case in England on copyright, and there are people in the world that hate him, there are people in the world that love him but there are people in the world that hate him and the people in the world that hate him are going to all sorts of ends to try and destroy him.<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Liquid Bob:'''</font> Your son-your son is a<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> -one of the ways they do it.<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Liquid Bob:'''</font> Your son is a cartoonist?<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Yes he is.<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Liquid Bob:'''</font> That's very-that's a very nice to hear. I hope he's doing good.<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Well he doesn't make a living at it but he's autistic, he's shares his cartoons with the world and has for the last ten or twelve years.<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Liquid Bob:'''</font> I've got a grandson who's into cartoons like that, he might know 'em. He's on the internet uh looking up cartoons on the internet and uh I think it's pretty nifty to be quite honest with you. That-<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Well the ones that my son does is called Sonichu.<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Liquid Bob:'''</font> Sonichu? Is that some Japanese thing or what? <br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Well it's Sonic and chu.<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Liquid Bob:'''</font> Oh oh so-<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Like a Pikachu and like the Sonic.<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Liquid Bob:'''</font> Well my grandkids are into this little thing called Pikachu but I wouldn't know anything about that. You taught your son-your son is a creator of this character?<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Ever since before the year 2000-<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Liquid Bob:'''</font> Oh<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> -he's been putting and drawing them and putting them on the internet with the world.<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Liquid Bob:'''</font> Oh oh I see where this- I just wanted to find w-where these telephone numbers are up and coming from because-<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> I'm not calling you, you can go and check with your local police department if you like but there is called spoofing.<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Liquid Bob:'''</font> Spoo-<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> They gon' come and say they can't stop it either,<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Liquid Bob:'''</font> Spoofing.<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> I-I could be put in jail for just terrorizing people cause my number comes in on their caller ID.<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Liquid Bob:'''</font> Can I-is this Mister Chandler right, your name is Mister Chandler right?<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> That's right.<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Liquid Bob:'''</font> Oh, you-your<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Robert Chandler, I've got nothing to hide.<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Liquid Bob:'''</font> There-there are<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> I'm eighty-two years old and I'm retired from GE.<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Liquid Bob:'''</font> There are other people I have heard I think one of my sons has been receiving calls from that number as well. I did a look-read up of that as well, my son who is very into the internet did a look up of that number and found out that most people are getting calls from that number as well.<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Well you see these people are using our number to try and get us in trouble.<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Liquid Bob:'''</font> I am very sorry to hear that sir.<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Well that's just how this world goes there are some lousy people in this world [''laughs''] <br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Liquid Bob:'''</font> Well I-uh oh man I uh-- have you reported this incident yet?<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Well you try and get in touch with the FBI, have you ever tried to get in touch with he FBI, you can't get in touch with the FBI. They don't even have any phone numbers and if you find a phone number you then get an answering machine and nobody ever calls you back. They get no money for this kind o' thing, this internet crime stuff-<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Liquid Bob:'''</font> Are-are you saying they are purposely ignoring this-<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> [''speaking over''] -mistaken identity and everything.<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Liquid Bob:'''</font> -they are purposely ignoring this? <br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> I beg your pardon? <br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Liquid Bob:'''</font> They are purposely ignoring this?<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> That's right they are purposely ignoring it, the telephone company will tell you the same thing. They all have this thing named and it's called spoofing.<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Liquid Bob:'''</font> So they know this thing exists but they won't do anything about it.<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> That's right they won't do a thing about it.<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Liquid Bob:'''</font> Yeah-<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> The caller ID won't block it or anything.<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Liquid Bob:'''</font> Are you a Republican sir?<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> I'm a-I'm a Republican yes.<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Liquid Bob:'''</font> That is-<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> I didn't vote for Obama that's-<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Liquid Bob:'''</font> I did not vote for Obama either.<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Heh. What part of New York are you in? <br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Liquid Bob:'''</font> I think we live around Upstate New York, I-we're very conservative-<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> -Upstate New York once, I lived in Utica.<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Liquid Bob:'''</font> I have a cousin who lives in Utica, I don't know if he's still living there but I haven't spoke to him in ten years-<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Yeah I worked with GE up there once bout forty years ago.<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Liquid Bob:'''</font> General Electric? <br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Yeah General Electric.<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Liquid Bob:'''</font> Huh, that's a very nice-I heard that's a very nice employ- steady job.<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Yeah well I retired from there so.<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Liquid Bob:'''</font> Well I just want-<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> I enjoyed it, I used to go hiking in the Adirondacks and up there in the-in the mountains of uh--whate-- white mountain I guess it is they call it or something.<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Liquid Bob:'''</font> I think that's what we'll call it, it's very cold up here too; very very cold.<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> I could remember some days when it was 35 below 0 up here. I got my tootsie-<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Liquid Bob:'''</font> We just had sixteen, sixteen inches of snow. I was-<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Would you believe I'm sitting in Charlottesville if you know where that is, in Virgin-Virginia<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Liquid Bob:'''</font> I think it's<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> next to the Blue Ridge Mountains of Virginia, I can see the mountains from my house. But we have right now two feet of snow in our yard and one time we had over three feet; bout two weeks ago.<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Liquid Bob:'''</font> That- holy moly! Are you able to get on the road safely?<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Well I-I parked my car next to the street and I finally we got a plow and I can get in and out right now because I'm next to street but for about a week we couldn't get out at all.<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Liquid Bob:'''</font> Huh- that's very scary to hear that you guys get that much snow during the winter months.<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> It stopped Washington, Philadelphia, Baltimore and New York too, the same storms. It put the government out of business for seven days up there.<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Liquid Bob:'''</font> Oh, that just goes to shown ya you can't underestimate nature.<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> That's right you can't, that's what I learned while I was in Utica in Upstate New York there.<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Liquid Bob:'''</font> It gets pretty bad up here let me tell. It-we had an ice storm about twenty years ago, it took the power out for nearly a month, all the cars were frozen, we couldn-we couldn't even use our refrigerator, oh it was scary we were afraid it wasn't even gonna come back on.<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Well I'm [''chuckles''] I'm sure, well I can remember it we used to get all that what do you call it; lake effect snow?<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Liquid Bob:'''</font> Uh what was-<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> -snow up there, the snow that comes off the moisture off the great lake there? And uh I can remember three feet of snow in Utica<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Liquid Bob:'''</font> Uh yeah uh that's-<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> [''laughs'']<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Liquid Bob:'''</font> -it hasn't been that bad yet, hopefully it won't be that bad in the future, winter months almost over and I can tell ya I want to get out on my boat again. And fish don't- and I go snapper fishing and they don't come 'till August.<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> That's right, I remember a joke about it up there, you-you had two seasons: winter and the 4th of July.<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Liquid Bob:'''</font> [''forced laughing''] Yeah uh- that's what they call it: Christmas and July [''chuckles'']<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> That's right.<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Liquid Bob:'''</font> Well I'm gotta be going now, well I just wanted to clear this-<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> -sorry just ignore those calls cause it ain't us.<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Liquid Bob:'''</font> Well I just wanted to be-verify this cause occasionally people have called us and we just wanted to see if it was important or not. Cause I do have family in Virgi-<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Somebody might not like your son on the internet and that's why they're- number and everythin' and that's why they're using our number to terrorize you.<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Liquid Bob:'''</font> Well uh that probably answers some random number- back when I was little boy we used to just type in random numbers and the-phone just make ran- calls. I'm not proud of it or anythin' that's just what we did, it's none of this scary stuff that involves computers and everything; we did it in good fun we weren't tryin' to be antagonistic about it.<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Well there you are- for a while there they were even trying to talk my son into committing suicide over the internet.<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Liquid Bob:'''</font> Well that's just wrong.<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Yeah it's disgusting and the federal government won't do a thing to help us- or the local government or anybody.<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Liquid Bob:'''</font> Have you gotten the police involved yet?<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> It's just uh- it's just we've learned how to cope with it that's all.<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Liquid Bob:'''</font> That's a-that's a shame. I hope they- you know- don't go too far with this or you better get the police involved.<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> We have but they don't do anything; they say this is an internet matter it's federal government<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Liquid Bob:'''</font> Apparently-<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> -federal government says we don't have any money.<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Liquid Bob:'''</font> -according to my son the police say we don't give crap about goes on the internet; they only care if it goes on-<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> That's absolutely correct.<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Liquid Bob:'''</font> Well uh I have to be going now Mister Chandler it's uh-<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> -sorry, sorry somebody's been botherin' you but it ain't us.<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Liquid Bob:'''</font> I'll just keep-I'll just- I'll block uh this whoever spoofin' me from now on. Well thank you for clearin' this up I uh hope things go better for you and your son. Have a good day sir.<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> We've learned to just ignore it.<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Liquid Bob:'''</font> You should. Well have a good day and I hope the winter months don't give you the cold shoulder [''laughs'']<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> I'll be alright.<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Liquid Bob:'''</font> Alright take care now.<br />
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== Snake Productions Calls Bob Chandler ==<br />
Not much of a prank, but rather an informative call. From this brief conversation between troll and dad we learn that Bob is fully aware that Chris posted their dox in numerous places on the internet, and actually thinks [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|his]] [[For Julie's Eyes Only|son]] [[April 16 Fetish Vids|is]] [[Twin Falling Towers|a]] [[Sonichu Special 4|better]] [[Sonichu 10|person]].<br />
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<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Hello?<br />
<br> '''Troll:''' Oh, hello?<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Hello? Why you ringin' my number?<br />
<br> '''Troll:''' Oh, oh, hey, um, I've been hearing that, uh...<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Why you ringin' my number?<br />
<br> '''Troll''': Um, your son's kinda like getting you through some trouble on the, uh...online. He's giving out his- giving out your home phone number.<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> My home phone number's been on the internet four years, and I don't care. Now why you callin' my number?<br />
<br> '''Troll:''' Yeah, your...I think you heard about how your, uh, [[Tour of Chris's House|videos of your house]] [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|were on the Internet]]?<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> I've heard a lot of stuff, and most of it is a bunch of trash, okay?<br />
<br> '''Troll:''' Well, um...<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Why you callin' my number?<br />
<br>''' Troll:''' W-w-w-w-w-wait a minute, wait. Um...<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> I'm gettin' kinda sick and tired of you people botherin' my home phone number. This is my private phone number, now get rid of it.<br />
<br> '''Troll:''' Wait, wait, I'm not trying to piss you off.<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Yeah, you are, because you're comin' in on an unknown blocked number call.<br />
<br> '''Troll:''' Your-<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> If you were up and aboard and above board(?) and really doin' what you say you ki- think you're doin', then your number would come in along with your name.<br />
<br> '''Troll:''' [''quietly''] Shit, whatever lumberjack.<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Yeah, you can't argue with that, can you? Now quit callin' my damn number and leave it alone!<br />
<br> '''Troll:''' Okay [[Chris_and_race#Parental_influence|KKK cracker.]]<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Okay, cracker.<br />
<br>[''Troll snickers'']<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Get your act together. I'm 82 years old, and I've survived a long damn time. The way you're goin', you're not gonna make it very far.<br />
<br> '''Troll:''' Can't raise your damn son right.<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> I raised my son. [[Chris and psychology|My son is fine]]. [[Fail|My son has done a lot better than you have]], [[Chris and anger|he's a hell of a lot nicer than you are]], he doesn't go around callin' people all the damn time.<br />
<br> '''Troll:''' Hey, I'm nice, but I'm just- I'm just trying to let you know, you're trying to, you're kinda being an ass on the other line.<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> No, I'm not being an ass. I'm just gettin' tired of [[Chris and his ego|you people out there thinkin' you're God's gift to the world when you're not]].<br />
<br> '''Troll:''' W-well, I'm- I'm not thinking, I'm not-<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Look at yourself in the mirror every morning, look at yourself...<br />
<br> '''Troll:''' I do.<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> ...and say "Now what do I do to deserve to judge other people?..."<br />
<br> '''Troll:''' Well, I'm not-<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> "...I'm so great that I can judge other people, and they're so damn far below me?" No, I think you should get off the phone and find yourself somethin' constructive to do as an entertainment.<br />
<br> '''Troll:''' Well, I'm just-<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob:'''</font> Thank you and good night.<br />
<br> '''Troll:''' Okay, bitch.<br />
<br> [''call ends'']<br />
<br />
== Chris calls Mary Lee Walsh and Michael Snyder ==<br />
A troll using a soundboard of Chris prank calls [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and [[Michael Snyder]]. However, both realize the caller to be a fake and hang up.<br />
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<font color="Purple">'''Mary:'''</font> Hello, Mary Lee Walsh?<br />
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris (soundboard):'''</font> You've been nothing but- nothing but a pain in my- a pain in my side! [''talking over Mary''] You weak little son of a bitch!<br />
<br><font color="Purple">'''Mary:'''</font> What are you- Who is this?<br />
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris (soundboard):'''</font> [''again talking over Mary''] You shut up!<br />
<br><font color="Purple">'''Mary:'''</font> I'm sorry, who am I speaking to?<br />
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris (soundboard):'''</font> My name is Christian Weston Chandler.<br />
<br>[''silence'']<br />
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris (soundboard):'''</font> Pussy.<br />
<br><font color="Purple">'''Mary:'''</font> Um, who?<br />
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris (soundboard):'''</font> My name is Christian.<br />
<br><font color="Purple">'''Mary:'''</font> Well, I'll track the number, what do you need-<br />
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris (soundboard):'''</font> I invite you to come- I invite you to write this down.<br />
<br>[''silence'']<br />
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris (soundboard):'''</font> Uh, yeah, you know my address, right? You got MapQuest to come all the way over?<br />
<br>[''Mary hangs up'']<br />
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==== Transcript (Michael) ====<br />
<font color="Green">'''Madeleine:'''</font> The Game Place, this is Madeleine. How can I help you?<br />
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris (soundboard):'''</font> Hello?<br />
<br><font color="Green">'''Madeleine:'''</font> Hello?<br />
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris (soundboard):'''</font> Uhh, who is this?<br />
<br><font color="Green">'''Madeleine:'''</font> This is Madeleine.<br />
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris (soundboard):'''</font> I'm sorry. Yeah, okay, well I've mis- I've misunderstan- okay, well I've- I've misun-<br />
<br><font color="Green">'''Madeleine:'''</font> Can I help you with something?<br />
<br>[''pause, faint whispering in the background'']<br />
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris (soundboard):'''</font> We have miscommunication.<br />
<br>[''unintelligible; Chris and Madeleine talk at the same time'']<br />
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris (soundboard):'''</font> Uhh, who is this?<br />
<br><font color="Red">'''Michael:'''</font> Christian.<br />
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris (soundboard):'''</font> You weak little son of a bitch! [''talking over Michael'']<br />
<br><font color="Red">'''Michael:'''</font> You wanna talk to me, you need to ''talk'' to me.<br />
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris (soundboard):'''</font> Uh, yeah, you know my address, right? You got MapQuest to come all the way over?<br />
<br><font color="Red">'''Michael:'''</font> Yeah, so?<br />
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris (soundboard):'''</font> You can find me right now, I live at 14 Branchland Court in Ruckersville, Virginia.<br />
<br><font color="Red">'''Michael:'''</font> I don't know who this is, but, uh, it's a waste of everbody's time.<br />
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris (soundboard):'''</font> Shut the hell up.<br />
<br>[''silence; Michael talks faintly in the background'']<br />
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris (soundboard):'''</font> Oh, come on!<br />
<br>[''silence; Michael talks faintly in the background'']<br />
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris (soundboard):'''</font> You shut up!<br />
<br>[''silence; Michael talks faintly in the background'']<br />
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris (soundboard):'''</font> Yeah.<br />
<br>[''silence; Michael talks faintly in the background'']<br />
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris (soundboard):'''</font> Hello?<br />
<br>[''silence'']<br />
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris (soundboard):'''</font> Pussy.<br />
<br>[''redialed'']<br />
<br><font color="Red">'''Michael:'''</font> The Game Place, this is Mike. How may I help you?<br />
<br><font color="Orange">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> Listen, boy. You get yo black ass down a gutter and stay there.<br />
<br>[''pause'']<br />
<br><font color="Orange">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> How about you talk to my wife, maybe she can talk some sense into your head?<br />
<br>[''pause'']<br />
<br><font color="Orange">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> Hello?<br />
<br>[''call ends'']<br />
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== Bob calls Cole Smithey ==<br />
A troll using a soundboard of Bob prank calls Christian's half brother, [[Cole Smithey]], but with little success...<br />
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<font color="Black">'''Answering machine:'''</font> Hi, you've reached Cole-<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Cole:'''</font> Hello?<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> Hey, buddy.<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Cole:'''</font> Who is this?<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> Listen, boy. You get your black ass down in the gutter and stay there.<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Cole:'''</font> Hahahahahahaha.<br />
<br>[''Default Skype hanging up sound, Cole hangs up'']<br />
<br>[''Redial'']<br />
<br><font color="Black">'''Answering machine:'''</font> Hi, you've reached Cole at [''"*Bleeped out number*" is displayed on the screen, accompanied by Chris screaming'']. Please leave your telephone number twice, along with your message. Thanks. [''beep'']<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> I'm Robert Chandler. Why don't you quit dialin' my number, and go somewhere and play a game with the gutter rats?<br />
<br>[''Default Skype hanging up sound, troll hangs up'']<br />
<br>[''tape runs out'']<br />
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==Chris calls Golden Corral==<br />
The same troll from the above call utilizes his soundboard once again to prank Charlottesville's local [[Golden Corral]]. Lulz ensue when he engages in a verbal conflict with the restaurant [[Manajerk|Manager]].<br />
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<font color="Green">'''Waitress:'''</font> [unintelligible]<br />
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris (soundboard):'''</font> Hello?<br />
<br><font color="Green">'''Waitress:'''</font> Hello?<br />
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris (soundboard):'''</font> How are you?<br />
<br><font color="Green">'''Waitress:'''</font> Fine.<br />
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris (soundboard):'''</font> I'm good!<br />
<br>[''at the same time''] <font color="Green">What?</font> / <font color="RoyalBlue">My name is Christian Weston Chandler.</font><br />
<br><font color="Green">'''Waitress:'''</font> I can't understand you.<br />
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris (soundboard):'''</font> My name is Christian.<br />
<br><font color="Green">'''Waitress:'''</font> Uh-huh.<br />
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris (soundboard):'''</font> You want me to caress your breasts?<br />
<br><font color="Green">'''Waitress:'''</font> Aah, hold on.<br />
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris (soundboard):'''</font> Yeah.<br />
<br>[''pause; a radio can be heard playing in the background'']<br />
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris (soundboard):'''</font> Hello?<br />
<br>[''silence'']<br />
<br><font color="Red">'''Waiter 1'''</font> Good morning, this is [unintelligible] speaking. How can I help you?<br />
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris (soundboard):'''</font> Hello?<br />
<br><font color="Red">'''Waiter 1'''</font> Hello?<br />
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris (soundboard):'''</font> Shut the hell up. You've been nothing but a- you've been nothing but a pain in my- just a pain in my side!<br />
<br><font color="Red">'''Waiter 1'''</font> Hello?<br />
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris (soundboard):'''</font> You shut up!<br />
<br>[''pause'']<br />
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris (soundboard):'''</font> Oh, come on!<br />
<br>[''call ends; redialed'']<br />
<br><font color="Orange">'''Waiter 2:'''</font> Golden Corral, [unintelligible], how can I help you?<br />
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris (soundboard):'''</font> What the hell. Why are you- why did you start doing this in the first place, you little son of a bitch!<br />
<br>[''pause'']<br />
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris (soundboard):'''</font> Oh, come on!<br />
<br>[''call ends; redialed'']<br />
<br><font color="Purple">'''Waiter 3:'''</font> Golden Corral of Charlottesville, how can I help you?<br />
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris (soundboard):'''</font> I invite you to come- I invite you to write this down. You can find me right now; I live at 14 Branchland Court in Ruckersville, Virginia!<br />
<br>[''pause'']<br />
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris (soundboard):'''</font> Hello?<br />
<br>[''call ends; redialed'']<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Waiter 4:'''</font> [unintelligible], how can I help you today?<br />
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris (soundboard):'''</font> Uh, yeah, you know my address, right? You got MapQuest to come all the way over?<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Waiter 4:'''</font> Yeah, you should, [unintelligible], you need the address, man?<br />
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris (soundboard):'''</font> Yeah.<br />
<br>[''at the same time''] <font color="FireBrick">[unintelligible]</font> / <font color="RoyalBlue">14 Branch-</font><br />
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris (soundboard):'''</font> No. 14 Branchland Court. Ruckersville.<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Waiter 4:'''</font> I'm sorry, [unintelligible]?<br />
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris (soundboard):'''</font> 14 Branchland Court.<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Waiter 4:'''</font> In Ruckersville; that's your address. I don't need your address; do you need our address?<br />
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris (soundboard):'''</font> I invite you to come- I-<br />
<br>[''pause'']<br />
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris (soundboard):'''</font> What time do you think you can be by my place?<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Waiter 4:'''</font> I'm not coming to your place.<br />
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris (soundboard):'''</font> You weak little son of a bitch!<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Waiter 4:'''</font> Why would we come to your place, man?<br />
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris (soundboard):'''</font> You've been nothing but a- you've been nothing but a pain in my- just a pain in my side!<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Waiter 4:'''</font> Man, I think you need to stop calling this number, because I don't know what's up, but obviously you've [unintelligible] from somewhere, and you're calling our restaurant, and we do not deliver, and I don't know who you are, so [unintelligible] you need to stop calling, thank you.<br />
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris (soundboard):'''</font> Oh, come on!<br />
<br>[''call ends; redialed'']<br />
<br><font color="IndianRed">'''Waiter 5:'''</font> Good afternoon, thank you for calling Golden Corral of Charlottesville, this is [unintelligible] speaking, how can I help you [unintelligible]?<br />
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris (soundboard):'''</font> You shut up!<br />
<br><font color="IndianRed">'''Waiter 5:'''</font> Okay, look. Let me be really frank with you. Stop calling this damn number, bitch. Alright? [unintelligible] I suggest-<br />
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris (soundboard):'''</font> Shut the hell up.<br />
<br><font color="IndianRed">'''Waiter 5:'''</font> [unintelligible]<br />
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris (soundboard):'''</font> You shut up!<br />
<br>[''call ends; redialed'']<br />
<br><font color="Pink">'''Manager:'''</font> Hello!<br />
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris (soundboard):'''</font> At least I don't go around lying, pretending that I am an astronaut.<br />
<br><font color="Pink">'''Manager:'''</font> Who is this?<br />
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris (soundboard):'''</font> My name is Christian.<br />
<br><font color="Pink">'''Manager:'''</font> Why do you keep calling here?<br />
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris (soundboard):'''</font> You've been nothing but a- you've been nothing but a pain in my- just a pain in my side!<br />
<br><font color="Pink">'''Manager:'''</font> [unintelligible]<br />
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris (soundboard):'''</font> My name is Christian Weston Chandler.<br />
<br><font color="Pink">'''Manager:'''</font> Christian what?<br />
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris (soundboard):'''</font> Christian Weston Chandler.<br />
<br><font color="Pink">'''Manager:'''</font> Okay, well, you need to stop calling us [unintelligible], okay?<br />
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris (soundboard):'''</font> No.<br />
<br><font color="Pink">'''Manager:'''</font> Yeah; otherwise I'm going to have to call the police.<br />
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris (soundboard):'''</font> 14 Branchland Court. Ruckersville.<br />
<br><font color="Pink">'''Manager:'''</font> 14 Branchland Court, Ruckersville.<br />
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris (soundboard):'''</font> Go ahead, go ahead and take it to the police!<br />
<br><font color="Pink">'''Manager:'''</font> I will, because we have no idea who you are!<br />
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris (soundboard):'''</font> Yeah.<br />
<br><font color="Pink">'''Manager:'''</font> Now, do you have a home number? I can have somebody from our [unintelligible] contact you.<br />
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris (soundboard):'''</font> No.<br />
<br><font color="Pink">'''Manager:'''</font> [unintelligible] so you don't want us calling your damn phone, do ya?<br />
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris (soundboard):'''</font> 14 Branchland Court.<br />
<br><font color="Pink">'''Manager:'''</font> Yep, that's what I'm writing down, man. And, uh, stop calling the damn phone, okay? 'Cause you're crazy.<br />
<br><font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris (soundboard):'''</font> I don't know.<br />
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==Phone Harassment==<br />
A troll using a soundboard of Bob harasses several people over the phone. Lulz ensues.<br />
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==Bob calls the US Department of Education==<br />
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''[Intro music: "Bullet With Butterfly Wings" by Smashing Pumpkins]''<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Larry:'''</font> This is Larry speaking. How can I help you?<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> Hello?<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Larry:'''</font> How are you doing today?<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> I beg your pardon?<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Larry:'''</font> This is Larry speaking. How can I help you today?<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> I'm Robert Chandler.<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Larry:'''</font> OK. And how are you doing today, Mr. Chandler?<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> Good.<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Larry:'''</font> OK. And you called, sir... Did you say Robert Chandler?<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> Yes.<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Larry:'''</font> All right. Um, last four of your Social was ''[redacted]''.<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> Yes.<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Larry:'''</font> OK. I do have to let you know this call may be monitored for quality assurance. How can I help you today, Rob? You called in here?<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> Who are you?<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Larry:'''</font> My name is Larry Griffin, sir.<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> Why are you calling me?<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Larry:'''</font> OK, we're calling you Rob, we're calling you on behalf of the United States Department of Education, sir. I do have to let you know this call may be monitored for quality assurance. Um, we're calling about your student loans that are in default, sir.<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> What?<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Larry:'''</font> Were you aware that complaints had been filed against you, Rob?<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> No!<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Larry:'''</font> You didn't know? It's been in default since 1999.<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> What?<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Larry:'''</font> Your student loans have been in default since 1999, Rob.<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> I'm an 82-year-old man.<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Larry:'''</font> You said you're what?<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> Yeah, I'm 82 years old. I was born in Fort Worth.<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Larry:'''</font> And the last four of your Social was ''[redacted]'', correct?<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> Yes.<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Larry:'''</font> And do you have any children named Rob Chandler, as well?<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> No!<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Larry:'''</font> You don't? OK. Well, the Department of Education filed a complaint against you. It's under your Social Security number, uh, in the amount of $24,461.<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> I- I'm a Texan, now.<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Larry:'''</font> You're gonna what?<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> I have a cousin who lives in Tulsa.<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Larry:'''</font> OK, this is for the University of Missouri in St. Louis. Did you go to, did you go to college?<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> No!<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Larry:'''</font> Hmm. Well, they have your Social Security number...<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> ''[Interrupting]'' I beg your pardon. I can't even understand what you're saying.<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Larry:'''</font> I'm calling about your student loans that are in default with the United States Department of Education, Rob. When you went to go to school, you had to fill out for some student loans. They're in default now, because you haven't paid 'em.<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> ''You'' called ''me''.<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Larry:'''</font> You said what?<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> You're the one that made the call. <br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Larry:'''</font> Right, we're calling to see if we can help you get your student loans out of default, before they go with further collection activity against you.<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> Will you please quit calling me and leave my phone alone?<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Larry:'''</font> We're gonna call you, it's your Social Security number. You saying that's not gonna stop us from calling you. You owe a loan.<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> Listen, you motherfucker...<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Larry:'''</font> You owe the government, Rob. Cussing is not getting you anywhere, Rob. <br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> Why don't you quit dialing my number...<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Larry:'''</font> Cussing is not doing anything, sir. Cussing is not doing nothing.<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> Why don't you quit...<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Larry:'''</font> I mean, come on, now. You owe a loan, Rob.<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> Why don't you...<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Larry:'''</font> Cussing is not a checkboook; it's not gonna pay your loan.<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> Why don't you quit dialing my number, and go somewhere and play a game with a gutter rat.<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Larry:'''</font> ''[Talking over Bob]'' Rob, what you need to understand is that we're gonna call you because you owe the government, OK? <br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> Cut it out.<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Larry:'''</font> So we're gonna continue to call, Rob.<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> Cut it out.<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Larry:'''</font> You owe a debt.<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> I didn't call you, but I'm trying to explain how these...<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Larry:'''</font> ''[Interrupting]'' Right. Right, we're calling ''you'', to try to help ''you'' out, so you can get your loans out of default. You being mean and cussing is not helping nobody out.<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> You shouldn't be upset like that.<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Larry:'''</font> Rob, I'm not upset. I'm trying to help you out. You're the one upset cussin'.<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> Cut it down.<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Larry:'''</font> Cut it down?<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> Cut it out.<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Larry:'''</font> Cut it out, come on, now. Rob, do you want to handle this voluntarily or not?<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> Yes.<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Larry:'''</font> Huh? You do?<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> No!<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Larry:'''</font> OK. So you're not workin' right now, Rob? You're not receiving any income?<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> No!<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Larry:'''</font> OK. So who, how have you been surviving then?<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> Well, right now it's midnight. What in the world do you want?<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Larry:'''</font> I wanna get your loans out of default, Rob! That's why we're calling you, because you have student loans that are in default with the United States Department of Education.<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> Then why did my phone ring? <br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Larry:'''</font> Didn't you just call in?<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> No!<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Larry:'''</font> Did you just call in here?<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> No!<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Larry:'''</font> You didn't just call in here? I mean, I just answered the phone, Rob.<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> I don't have an issue problem with anybody, but please quit calling my number.<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Larry:'''</font> Rob, we're gonna call you because you owe the Department of Education. You owe the government money, Rob, that's why we're calling you. Because if you don't wanna pay...<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> I'm just not answering my telephone.<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Larry:'''</font> ...we still have to call you, OK?<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> I haven't called..<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Larry:'''</font> Do you wanna get your student loans out of default?<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> I haven't called your house. I'm the one who picked up the phone and said, "Hello."<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Larry:'''</font> Right, right, right, so we're trying to help you out, Rob. Do you wanna get your student loans out of default?<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> No!<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Larry:'''</font> You don't want... do you want them to go into garnishment against you?<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> I don't need your crap.<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Larry:'''</font> My crap? I mean, Rob... What are, what are you talking about?<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> Get in your low-life gutter and stay there.<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Larry:'''</font> Low-life gutter and stay there? Are you serious? This is...<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> ''[Talking over Larry]'' Listen, boy.<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Larry:'''</font> ...not how to get your loans out of default. I'm not a boy.<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> Listen, listen, you motherfucker!<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Larry:'''</font> I'm not that, either, OK? Rob, do you want to handle this voluntarily or not? I need to know what to document your account as.<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> Why are you calling my phone?<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Larry:'''</font> We're calling you for the... Rob, I'm gonna say this for the fifth time. We're calling you to let you know you have student loans that are in default with the United States Department of Education. We need to make you aware of what's going on, Rob. OK?<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> I don't know who you are and who you think I am.<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Larry:'''</font> Were you aware of this? I think you're Rob Chandler, last four of your Social ''[redacted]'', and that's why I did let you know this call may be monitored for quality assurance.<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> I'm Robert Chandler.<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Larry:'''</font> Right, last four of your Social were ''[redacted]''...<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> Yeah, I'm 82 years old.<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Larry:'''</font> ...''[unintelligible]'' against you in the amount of $24,461. <br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> Yeah, I'm 82 years...<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Larry:'''</font> So we're seeing if this could be handled voluntarily, before they keep the account and go forward with further collection activity against you.<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> Yeah, I'm 82 years old, but I was born in Fort Worth.<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Larry:'''</font> You're 82 years old?<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> Yes.<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Larry:'''</font> Do you live at 1040 Clare Ridge Place?<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> So I'm a neighbor.<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Larry:'''</font> Huh?<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> I was born in Fort Worth and I live in Ruckersville, Virginia.<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Larry:'''</font> OK. And the last four of your Social is ''[redacted]''. You don't live on Clare Ridge Place?<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> You come over here and I'll show you what's the matter.<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Larry:'''</font> I'll come over there and you'll show me what?<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> You come over here and I'll show you what's the matter.<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Larry:'''</font> OK, OK, Rob, look. What are we gonna do here? This back and forth with you cussin' on the phone is not helpin' nobody out. It's not makin' nobody a better man.<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> Why are you calling my number?<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Larry:'''</font> So what is, what is, what is the purpose of this call, Rob?<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> Why are you calling my phone?<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Larry:'''</font> Well, actually, you called in here. I answered the call, Rob.<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> Will you please quit calling me, and leave my phone alone?<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Larry:'''</font> Rob! I did not call your line, I answered the line.<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> OK?<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Larry:'''</font> ''[They are talking over each other until the final line.]'' You know what, Rob?<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> I don't know what you are, or who you are, and I don't really care..<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Larry:'''</font> All right. You know what? I'ma just mark this as a refusal to pay, Rob.<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> ...but you're invading my privacy, and you're cussin' at me, and I don't...<br />
<br><font color="FireBrick">'''Larry:'''</font> ''[Unintelligible]'' refusal to pay.<br />
<br><font color="#00AF33">'''Bob (soundboard):'''</font> What?<br />
<br>''[Exit music]''<br />
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* 26 June - The [[CWCipedia]] site is suspended for unknown reasons. <br />
* 25 June - Chris continues on his [[Flipnote Hatena]] spree, posting two new flipnotes, filled with even more [[Random-access humor|random access humor]]. All of the jokes are stolen, verbatim, from ''Peanuts''.<br />
* 24 June - Chris further continues his Flipnote posting with a new animation full of random access humor involving a hippo, letter writing and a visible lack of sanity.<br />
* 22 June - Chris continues his Flipnote spree with a message about anti-bad mouthing. Maybe he's realized the [[CWCki]] has caused him to lose all opportunities for [[china]].<br />
* 21 June - Chris updates his Flipnote Hatena with a very bizarre animation.<br />
* 19 June - Chris's Flipnote Hatena account is discovered, showing evidence of what he was up to while on his DSi at Fridays After Five.<br />
* 18 June - Chris attends [[Fridays After Five]], wearing his [[muscle bra]] in public and acting like a [[pedofork]].<br />
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* 26 June - The CWCipedia site is suspended for unknown reasons. <br />
* 25 June - Chris continues on his [[Flipnote Hatena]] spree, posting two new flipnotes, filled with even more [[Random-access humor|random access humor]]. All of the jokes are stolen, verbatim, from ''Peanuts''.<br />
* 24 June - Chris further continues his Flipnote posting with a new animation full of random access humor involving a hippo, letter writing and a visible lack of sanity.<br />
* 22 June - Chris continues his Flipnote spree with a message about anti-bad mouthing. Maybe he's realized the [[CWCki]] has caused him to lose all opportunities for [[china]].<br />
* 21 June - Chris updates his Flipnote Hatena with a very bizarre animation.<br />
* 19 June - Chris's Flipnote Hatena account is discovered, showing evidence of what he was up to while on his DSi at Fridays After Five.<br />
* 18 June - Chris attends [[Fridays After Five]], wearing his [[muscle bra]] in public and acting like a [[pedofork]].<br />
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<div>== Man I wish Chris would stop ==<br />
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Thank god he's already half-way there! Ahahahahah. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 03:02, 11 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Redirected ==<br />
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Is it possible that the CWCipedia was redirected due to Chris's comments in his last video? --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 15:36, 18 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
:*Well, his last video reached the ED message board. This means "Open Season" on Chris's racist arse. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 16:25, 18 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
:*We'll know if it is replaced by either a message from the NAACP or if several ads involving giant black cocks suddenly show up. Still, the EDF pestering him seems to annoy Chris the most and this will set them off.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 17:42, 18 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Mao is awesome ==<br />
The impossible has been done people. Mao has defeated the CWCipedia Royal Navy and comandeered their vessle. This is a golden age for the pirates, and we shall rule the high seas forever! --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 21:51, 19 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
:I think shit might be getting real here folks.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 22:40, 19 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
::I was talking about how that would be the best way to troll Chris today. Taking his property is the best way to piss him off, and about the only way at them moment. It'll blow Tito out of the water though... --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 23:22, 19 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::Vandalism galore. BTW, I uploaded all the images they used to vandalize the place. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 03:57, 20 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
:: Chris never learns from the trolling, taking his CWCipedia wasn't probably a good thing for the CWCki, because the CWCipedia gave a lot of insight info about Chris. Probably Chris will crash into slumber once more and be inactive for a while.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 14:17, 20 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
::We'll have to see. If the damage is too great then probably. Chris is not one for hard work, and there is quite alot to repair. I didn't think that this would happen on quite such a grand scale... --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 16:05, 20 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
::The damage IS too great. There's no way the CWCipedia can be restored without it becoming a clean slate, or it could be moved to this server. Anyway, the vandalism can be found [[CWCipedia vandalism|here]]. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 18:33, 20 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
:The CWCipedia became useless sometime around January when he gave up on mailbags, comic pages, character bio pages and was content on just sitting on his ass playing the [[PS3]]. In fact, when the vandalizing first started he was playing God of War III. Now he's playing Heavy Rain. So yeah. also archive: archive.cogsdev.org [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 19:24, 20 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
::Fair point. He's probably not too bothered then --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 19:25, 20 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::Indeed, he'll probably just start up a new website with his monthly tugboat, and I guarantee that the new site will be hacked within days of its creation. The CWCipedia was the only place where Chris could safely post stuff that we could all laugh at. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 20:12, 20 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
::::Odds on his return to cogs at some point? --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 20:23, 20 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::::Maybe he'll try a site like deviantart once more, like cheezyart or something that is free and it's not hard to use, but in that case, he would get banned shortly.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 20:31, 20 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
::::::If that is the case, then maybe it is in our best intrests to help restore CWCipedia? Thoughts? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 21:41, 20 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::::::<s>I'm assuming (hoping) the the PVCC kept an archival copy of the CWCipedia before they invited us to go open season so us dedicated Christorians can reference all the insane crap he wrote. If not, well there's always the page histories</s>. Lol, I'm dumb. Clyde put the archive up earlier on this very page. So now the intellegent thing to do would be to change the templates and cites that link to the CWCipedia to link to the archive instead.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:44, 20 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
::::::::And what of the future? Most of all our new info comes from CWCipedia. If thats gone and Chris has no place to put his homophobic rants, then where will our info come from? That Mailbag is a goldmine, and if not for trolls, we would still have a chance of him ansewing it. If Chris makes his own new site, I can promise you that there would not be a mailbag. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 22:09, 20 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
::::::::No worries, if it gets that bad, they'll just put the original CWCipedia back up. Chris is daft enough to brush it off as some sort of hacker anyway. He can't last on his own site, it would be hacked too quickly. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 22:13, 20 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::::::::He can last well on his own site if the ones who HACK IT DON'T DO IT. (WINK). The thing is the mailbags would be lost but fuck it, chris doesn't want to do SHIT anymore. He can easily set up a blog, upload some comic pages on his own. if you want your questions answered ask him yourself. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 15:54, 21 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
:* It's RIP CWCipedia then I guess... The tracker can be redone though, for wherever he chooses to go next, so that's not a great loss, at any rate. --18:00, 21 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
Some time ago, Chris came back to the CWCipedia and attempted to revert all of the vandalism that was done to it. As of now, he seems to have stopped. Maybe he's in the process of making a video where he rages about the fact that his wiki has been vandalized to hell. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 18:47, 21 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
* Nope, he made a video about how he's leaving the internet. --[[User:DStecks|DStecks]] 00:17, 22 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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It seems that the WikiSysop took back control of the site, according to [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/User_talk:ChrisChanSonichu#Security_breach this.] --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 02:17, 22 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
:: It could be as well a trap to lure chris, let's wait to see what happens.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 04:19, 22 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::I'm betting Chris will be back soon. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 17:20, 22 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== CWCipedia as our official "Uncyclopedia"? ==<br />
I know that a lot of you probably thinks that Uncyclopedia is unfunny, but I am thinking more of the concept behind Uncyclopedia. A sort of place for the more intelligent vandalism and other things, that, while funny, would never fly on the CWCki, and it has already sort of become that, with the massive vandalism lately.--[[User:Blachman|Blachman]] 20:01, 21 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
* Well, forget about that, because the damn Sysop reverted it to its pre-Mao state. Now Chris is gonna be back within a week. --[[User:Marco|Marco]] 03:38, 22 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== It's Dead, Baby, It's Dead... ==<br />
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*I think that the whole CWCipedia is dead, I clicked on the link and it directed me to an error page. Should we make a mention about it? --[[User:UJ1A1985|UJ1A1985]] 06:08, 4 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
*Nothing is unusual, it's just 110mb being shit.-- 06:28, 4 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
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:*Given Chris's already faulty understanding of religion and the fact it came back on Easter might this inflate Chris's ego even more?<br />
[[User:Shawths|Shawths]]<br />
::*He'll probably proclaim the return of the CWCipedia as a miracle and then proceed to rub it in the faces of those DANG, DIRTY TROLLS in a YouTube video. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 22:55, 4 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
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:::*I think that the CWCipedia may have crashed into slumber for awhile, error or not. Keep in mind that Chris wasn't doing ANYTHING on there even before it was hijacked by Mao. Chris hasn't uploaded any new comic pages and hasn't answered any of the mailbag questions for quite at least a month now. This isn't to say Chris won't go back to it (he can't stay off the internet) but he may not use the website until he gets bored and/or forgets about the trolls. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 23:10, 4 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==Ressurection==<br />
Disregard that its back. Just had to fucking come back on my birthday of all the days >:(. although its still unlikely Chris will get of his lazy ass and update it though<br />
[[User:Dkd|Dkd]] 15:17, 5 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
: happy belated birthday? --[[User:Jellystapler|Jellystapler]] 06:44, 3 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==Song placed on it==<br />
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So theres a song currently on the Cwcipedia and I was wondering first what is its name, and secondly did chris chose it or did Alec/Mao? --[[User:Shawths|Shawths]]<br />
* I'm guessing it was either the latter or Jack Thaddeus. [[User:N. Onymous|N. Onymous]] 21:33, 9 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==Asperchu advertisement==<br />
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So now there's a gigantic Asperchu ad on top of every article, depicting a page from Asperchu where <s>Christian Weston Chandler</s> Ian Brandon Anderson gets shot in the calves (just desserts considering what he did to Liquid in Sonichu Special 4). How much do you want to bet Chris will completely lose his shit over this and make a vaguely threatening YouTube video about it? [[User:N. Onymous|N. Onymous]] 21:33, 9 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
*[[CWCki:NOTAFORUM|CWCki is not a forum]]. There's plenty of other places to talk about this and this isn't one of those places. This talk page should be reserved for improving the article on the CWCipedia and not CWCipedia related commentary. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:43, 9 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Fan Mail ==<br />
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So apparently it's like the mailbags, only with more asskissing. I guess I'm getting what I wished for, but I'm not exactly thrilled at the prospect of having to kiss Chris's ass.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 14:58, 17 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== The Great Rampage 2.0 ==<br />
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*Added some info about CWCipedia getting gang raped again, feel free to add stuff on it! --[[User:UJ1A1985|UJ1A1985]] 07:09, 27 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==CWCipedia bites the dust==<br />
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Well, it seems all the stress has finally become to much for chris, and he's just decided to quit and fail, just like every other thing he does in life... Perhaps now that he's relinquished control, maybe Alec could take over the Sonichu franchise? --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 12:57, 27 May 2010 (EST)<br />
*Chris stated in his recent video that ''everything'' on the internet about him is false, which includes the videos he put up claiming to be the true and honest owner of Sonichu. Alec has ground to stand on if this plan works, and nothing will get Chris back faster than the thought that someone has taken Sonichu.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 18:29, 27 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
::That sounds perfect. We should get the sysop to lock up the CWCipedia, clean it up, and give control and copyright of Sonichu over to Alec. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 18:51, 27 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::And Alec has the copyright because Chris failed to update the comic for three months straight. That might work, but again it's all up to PVCC.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 19:57, 27 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
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And so it has been! Take a look over at the new CWCipedia, look who's in charge :) --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 17:33, 27 May 2010 (EST)<br />
:Maybe now we should start an e-mail campaign where we praise Chris for his vast improvement in his skills when he created Sonichu Season 2. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 18:10, 31 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
Oh fucking hell, what happened? I go up north for the weekend and suddenly, BLAM.<br />
The fuck? --[[User:Pedonymous|Pedonymous]] 13:58, 31 May 2010 (EST)<br />
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:: On the FAQ page, it states that Alec now has legal ownership of sonichu. all it should take is a fake store selling merchandise and an outpouring of praise for the new comic and he'll come roaring back... Chris has always been very defensive about asserting his property rights, this should push him over the edge --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 14:28, 31 May 2010 (EST)<br />
::: Oh god we have to make retarded Sonichu shirts and put them on one of those t-shirt websites. We just have to. --[[User:Pedonymous|Pedonymous]]<br />
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I only used to go to CWCipedia to do first-hand research on the comic. Where am I supposed to read it now? Does Alec actually control the first season or is he just saying that to piss Chris off? [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 19:26, 31 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
:Chris made a promise to update his comic on a daily basis, and he has failed to update for three months straight. Also, when Chris uploaded his comics to the CWCipedia, he surrendered the copyright of Sonichu over to the CWCipedia, and since Alec and Vivian now own the CWCipedia, the copyright of Sonichu now belongs to them. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 20:10, 31 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
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::I already know all that. What I'm saying is where else can I read the comic? I'm doing research for my own troll fic and I need specific insight of the past comics. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 04:57, 1 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::You'll probably find the comic here at the cwckiut since Chris can't actually post any comic at any site, the update should be on hold up until chris finds another site, and the CWCipedia tracker should change name, considering Chris gave up the CWCipedia.--[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 05:24, 1 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::Bill, I think there's a link to the pre-vandalism CWCipedia on the article itself.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 06:09, 1 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
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Haw, I like the "circle 9" they're using as the website's icon. Baka baka baka baka baka. --[[User:Pedonymous|Pedonymous]]<br />
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== Rewrite ideas ==<br />
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Now that this episode of Chris's history is over, it'd probably a good idea to rewrite this article more than a little bit, because currently it's a bit like a big ball of mud. It would probably make sense if we had some sort of overview section (what the CWCipedia was, how Chris used it, what kind of articles were there, and what kind of failures were inevitably met) and then explain the history of the site in detail. The various trolling episodes, like the Jack's famed advertising efforts, should probably go into another article ("Jack's CWCipedia ads" or whatever). Thoughts? --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' <span style="font-size:smaller;">([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]])</span> 21:38, 31 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
*I support. CWCipedia was a whole saga in itself. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 22:04, 31 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== CWCipedia spits out the dust ==<br />
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...he got it back. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 05:15, 5 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
:* Nah he didn't. Look closer. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 07:48, 5 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
::* Yup, so anyone think the new section should be rewritten or left as it is? [[User:Nechita|Nechita]] 10:20, 5 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::*Rewrite it and the entire article in itself. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 15:04, 5 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== CWCipedia Suspended? ==<br />
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Anyone have any idea what this is for? [[User:Straw|Straw]] 16:43, 26 June 2010</div>Strawhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:CWCipedia&diff=99562Talk:CWCipedia2010-06-26T16:43:33Z<p>Straw: /* CWCipedia Suspended? */ new section</p>
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<div>== Man I wish Chris would stop ==<br />
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Thank god he's already half-way there! Ahahahahah. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 03:02, 11 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Redirected ==<br />
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Is it possible that the CWCipedia was redirected due to Chris's comments in his last video? --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 15:36, 18 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
:*Well, his last video reached the ED message board. This means "Open Season" on Chris's racist arse. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 16:25, 18 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
:*We'll know if it is replaced by either a message from the NAACP or if several ads involving giant black cocks suddenly show up. Still, the EDF pestering him seems to annoy Chris the most and this will set them off.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 17:42, 18 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Mao is awesome ==<br />
The impossible has been done people. Mao has defeated the CWCipedia Royal Navy and comandeered their vessle. This is a golden age for the pirates, and we shall rule the high seas forever! --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 21:51, 19 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
:I think shit might be getting real here folks.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 22:40, 19 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
::I was talking about how that would be the best way to troll Chris today. Taking his property is the best way to piss him off, and about the only way at them moment. It'll blow Tito out of the water though... --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 23:22, 19 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::Vandalism galore. BTW, I uploaded all the images they used to vandalize the place. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 03:57, 20 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
:: Chris never learns from the trolling, taking his CWCipedia wasn't probably a good thing for the CWCki, because the CWCipedia gave a lot of insight info about Chris. Probably Chris will crash into slumber once more and be inactive for a while.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 14:17, 20 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
::We'll have to see. If the damage is too great then probably. Chris is not one for hard work, and there is quite alot to repair. I didn't think that this would happen on quite such a grand scale... --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 16:05, 20 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
::The damage IS too great. There's no way the CWCipedia can be restored without it becoming a clean slate, or it could be moved to this server. Anyway, the vandalism can be found [[CWCipedia vandalism|here]]. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 18:33, 20 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
:The CWCipedia became useless sometime around January when he gave up on mailbags, comic pages, character bio pages and was content on just sitting on his ass playing the [[PS3]]. In fact, when the vandalizing first started he was playing God of War III. Now he's playing Heavy Rain. So yeah. also archive: archive.cogsdev.org [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 19:24, 20 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
::Fair point. He's probably not too bothered then --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 19:25, 20 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::Indeed, he'll probably just start up a new website with his monthly tugboat, and I guarantee that the new site will be hacked within days of its creation. The CWCipedia was the only place where Chris could safely post stuff that we could all laugh at. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 20:12, 20 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
::::Odds on his return to cogs at some point? --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 20:23, 20 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::::Maybe he'll try a site like deviantart once more, like cheezyart or something that is free and it's not hard to use, but in that case, he would get banned shortly.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 20:31, 20 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
::::::If that is the case, then maybe it is in our best intrests to help restore CWCipedia? Thoughts? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 21:41, 20 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::::::<s>I'm assuming (hoping) the the PVCC kept an archival copy of the CWCipedia before they invited us to go open season so us dedicated Christorians can reference all the insane crap he wrote. If not, well there's always the page histories</s>. Lol, I'm dumb. Clyde put the archive up earlier on this very page. So now the intellegent thing to do would be to change the templates and cites that link to the CWCipedia to link to the archive instead.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:44, 20 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
::::::::And what of the future? Most of all our new info comes from CWCipedia. If thats gone and Chris has no place to put his homophobic rants, then where will our info come from? That Mailbag is a goldmine, and if not for trolls, we would still have a chance of him ansewing it. If Chris makes his own new site, I can promise you that there would not be a mailbag. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 22:09, 20 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
::::::::No worries, if it gets that bad, they'll just put the original CWCipedia back up. Chris is daft enough to brush it off as some sort of hacker anyway. He can't last on his own site, it would be hacked too quickly. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 22:13, 20 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::::::::He can last well on his own site if the ones who HACK IT DON'T DO IT. (WINK). The thing is the mailbags would be lost but fuck it, chris doesn't want to do SHIT anymore. He can easily set up a blog, upload some comic pages on his own. if you want your questions answered ask him yourself. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 15:54, 21 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
:* It's RIP CWCipedia then I guess... The tracker can be redone though, for wherever he chooses to go next, so that's not a great loss, at any rate. --18:00, 21 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
Some time ago, Chris came back to the CWCipedia and attempted to revert all of the vandalism that was done to it. As of now, he seems to have stopped. Maybe he's in the process of making a video where he rages about the fact that his wiki has been vandalized to hell. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 18:47, 21 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
* Nope, he made a video about how he's leaving the internet. --[[User:DStecks|DStecks]] 00:17, 22 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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It seems that the WikiSysop took back control of the site, according to [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/User_talk:ChrisChanSonichu#Security_breach this.] --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 02:17, 22 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
:: It could be as well a trap to lure chris, let's wait to see what happens.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 04:19, 22 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::I'm betting Chris will be back soon. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 17:20, 22 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== CWCipedia as our official "Uncyclopedia"? ==<br />
I know that a lot of you probably thinks that Uncyclopedia is unfunny, but I am thinking more of the concept behind Uncyclopedia. A sort of place for the more intelligent vandalism and other things, that, while funny, would never fly on the CWCki, and it has already sort of become that, with the massive vandalism lately.--[[User:Blachman|Blachman]] 20:01, 21 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
* Well, forget about that, because the damn Sysop reverted it to its pre-Mao state. Now Chris is gonna be back within a week. --[[User:Marco|Marco]] 03:38, 22 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== It's Dead, Baby, It's Dead... ==<br />
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*I think that the whole CWCipedia is dead, I clicked on the link and it directed me to an error page. Should we make a mention about it? --[[User:UJ1A1985|UJ1A1985]] 06:08, 4 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
*Nothing is unusual, it's just 110mb being shit.-- 06:28, 4 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
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:*Given Chris's already faulty understanding of religion and the fact it came back on Easter might this inflate Chris's ego even more?<br />
[[User:Shawths|Shawths]]<br />
::*He'll probably proclaim the return of the CWCipedia as a miracle and then proceed to rub it in the faces of those DANG, DIRTY TROLLS in a YouTube video. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 22:55, 4 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
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:::*I think that the CWCipedia may have crashed into slumber for awhile, error or not. Keep in mind that Chris wasn't doing ANYTHING on there even before it was hijacked by Mao. Chris hasn't uploaded any new comic pages and hasn't answered any of the mailbag questions for quite at least a month now. This isn't to say Chris won't go back to it (he can't stay off the internet) but he may not use the website until he gets bored and/or forgets about the trolls. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 23:10, 4 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==Ressurection==<br />
Disregard that its back. Just had to fucking come back on my birthday of all the days >:(. although its still unlikely Chris will get of his lazy ass and update it though<br />
[[User:Dkd|Dkd]] 15:17, 5 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
: happy belated birthday? --[[User:Jellystapler|Jellystapler]] 06:44, 3 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==Song placed on it==<br />
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So theres a song currently on the Cwcipedia and I was wondering first what is its name, and secondly did chris chose it or did Alec/Mao? --[[User:Shawths|Shawths]]<br />
* I'm guessing it was either the latter or Jack Thaddeus. [[User:N. Onymous|N. Onymous]] 21:33, 9 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==Asperchu advertisement==<br />
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So now there's a gigantic Asperchu ad on top of every article, depicting a page from Asperchu where <s>Christian Weston Chandler</s> Ian Brandon Anderson gets shot in the calves (just desserts considering what he did to Liquid in Sonichu Special 4). How much do you want to bet Chris will completely lose his shit over this and make a vaguely threatening YouTube video about it? [[User:N. Onymous|N. Onymous]] 21:33, 9 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
*[[CWCki:NOTAFORUM|CWCki is not a forum]]. There's plenty of other places to talk about this and this isn't one of those places. This talk page should be reserved for improving the article on the CWCipedia and not CWCipedia related commentary. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:43, 9 April 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Fan Mail ==<br />
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So apparently it's like the mailbags, only with more asskissing. I guess I'm getting what I wished for, but I'm not exactly thrilled at the prospect of having to kiss Chris's ass.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 14:58, 17 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== The Great Rampage 2.0 ==<br />
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*Added some info about CWCipedia getting gang raped again, feel free to add stuff on it! --[[User:UJ1A1985|UJ1A1985]] 07:09, 27 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==CWCipedia bites the dust==<br />
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Well, it seems all the stress has finally become to much for chris, and he's just decided to quit and fail, just like every other thing he does in life... Perhaps now that he's relinquished control, maybe Alec could take over the Sonichu franchise? --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 12:57, 27 May 2010 (EST)<br />
*Chris stated in his recent video that ''everything'' on the internet about him is false, which includes the videos he put up claiming to be the true and honest owner of Sonichu. Alec has ground to stand on if this plan works, and nothing will get Chris back faster than the thought that someone has taken Sonichu.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 18:29, 27 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
::That sounds perfect. We should get the sysop to lock up the CWCipedia, clean it up, and give control and copyright of Sonichu over to Alec. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 18:51, 27 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::And Alec has the copyright because Chris failed to update the comic for three months straight. That might work, but again it's all up to PVCC.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 19:57, 27 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
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And so it has been! Take a look over at the new CWCipedia, look who's in charge :) --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 17:33, 27 May 2010 (EST)<br />
:Maybe now we should start an e-mail campaign where we praise Chris for his vast improvement in his skills when he created Sonichu Season 2. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 18:10, 31 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
Oh fucking hell, what happened? I go up north for the weekend and suddenly, BLAM.<br />
The fuck? --[[User:Pedonymous|Pedonymous]] 13:58, 31 May 2010 (EST)<br />
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:: On the FAQ page, it states that Alec now has legal ownership of sonichu. all it should take is a fake store selling merchandise and an outpouring of praise for the new comic and he'll come roaring back... Chris has always been very defensive about asserting his property rights, this should push him over the edge --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 14:28, 31 May 2010 (EST)<br />
::: Oh god we have to make retarded Sonichu shirts and put them on one of those t-shirt websites. We just have to. --[[User:Pedonymous|Pedonymous]]<br />
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I only used to go to CWCipedia to do first-hand research on the comic. Where am I supposed to read it now? Does Alec actually control the first season or is he just saying that to piss Chris off? [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 19:26, 31 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
:Chris made a promise to update his comic on a daily basis, and he has failed to update for three months straight. Also, when Chris uploaded his comics to the CWCipedia, he surrendered the copyright of Sonichu over to the CWCipedia, and since Alec and Vivian now own the CWCipedia, the copyright of Sonichu now belongs to them. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 20:10, 31 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
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::I already know all that. What I'm saying is where else can I read the comic? I'm doing research for my own troll fic and I need specific insight of the past comics. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 04:57, 1 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::You'll probably find the comic here at the cwckiut since Chris can't actually post any comic at any site, the update should be on hold up until chris finds another site, and the CWCipedia tracker should change name, considering Chris gave up the CWCipedia.--[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 05:24, 1 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::Bill, I think there's a link to the pre-vandalism CWCipedia on the article itself.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 06:09, 1 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
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Haw, I like the "circle 9" they're using as the website's icon. Baka baka baka baka baka. --[[User:Pedonymous|Pedonymous]]<br />
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== Rewrite ideas ==<br />
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Now that this episode of Chris's history is over, it'd probably a good idea to rewrite this article more than a little bit, because currently it's a bit like a big ball of mud. It would probably make sense if we had some sort of overview section (what the CWCipedia was, how Chris used it, what kind of articles were there, and what kind of failures were inevitably met) and then explain the history of the site in detail. The various trolling episodes, like the Jack's famed advertising efforts, should probably go into another article ("Jack's CWCipedia ads" or whatever). Thoughts? --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' <span style="font-size:smaller;">([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]])</span> 21:38, 31 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
*I support. CWCipedia was a whole saga in itself. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 22:04, 31 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== CWCipedia spits out the dust ==<br />
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...he got it back. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 05:15, 5 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
:* Nah he didn't. Look closer. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 07:48, 5 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
::* Yup, so anyone think the new section should be rewritten or left as it is? [[User:Nechita|Nechita]] 10:20, 5 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::*Rewrite it and the entire article in itself. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 15:04, 5 June 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== CWCipedia Suspended? ==<br />
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Anyone have any idea what this is for? [[User:Straw|Straw]] 16:43, 26 June 2010 (UTC)Straw</div>Straw