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2021-12-04T21:17:31Z

Superspongebobbros:

{{protip|This sandbox was for major revisions to articles related to the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comic]]. Since I've left the CWCki, feel free to delete this page.}}

User:Superspongebobbros/sandbox Page 2

2021-12-04T21:16:44Z

Superspongebobbros:

{{protip|This is a collection of transcripts that I was working on before my departure. Feel free to continue this project.}}}

==Transcription for the [[Analysis Anarchy Reaction Livestreams]] page==
[''Chris idles for a few seconds and then sighs''] Hey everybody, this is Sonichu live comin' from... this house once again... and today we're doing a live stream of... Analysis Anarchy part 2, my l-- my reactions to the video. Yeah, just kind of--hold on, doing some... [''Chris adjusts his laptop, causing the video to skip at 0:20-0:21''] Yeah. [''Chris sets down something''] So I'm just... making sure everything's set up; this is my first time using the laptop. [''Chris looks at his laptop for about 10 seconds''] First time using the laptop for streaming at this point. [''Chris looks at his laptop again, this time for about 20 seconds''] Um, so, trying to-- so I don't know how to do screen on screen in this thing... but at least I'm able to, uh, see the video still and y'all should be able to hear it loud enough. [''Chris returns to his laptop for a few seconds''] Yeah... Anyway, so, yeah I'm doing...

exclaiming I'm just like a finger it's time to kill
something allow me for the option of us
application hmm
they don't not don't know how this thing
works anyway so there's that I did that
just put coming in on me
I'm dr. wolf strain so now I wait for
the video the 81 minutes
no just something on the phone I'm topic
dead I know I mean but yeah by being
early bird type of individual and I
don't know that's new to me this video
using a laptop for this I'm this is the
first time using this laptop for this
type of thing but at least the camera
does work microphone works she's
upstairs Barbara is upstairs okay
kill time just flow into comments
yeah well you're too loud
she's upstairs alright stop asking about
Barbara this is a reaction video for tf2
Mouse's anarchie red versus blue part 2
and we starting very shortly at least I
have a little time to do this alright
yeah Thank You
vanderrocks Oh point our super chat
thank you
at least well there you go that's the
first time this body gets to see some of
your comments so yeah last month when we
were when I reacted while watching part
1 it allows me last month
it's aren't you yeah yeah we like to
psych movie it's really good
almost time it's progress the merge
continues to be in progress
everything is happening only fast my
dear - I guess at least yeah I'm back on
the tf2 window so no longer reading your
comments sorry hey Lise y'all get to get
the pleasure - they seem to the
perspective of the laptop camera this
time
[Music]
eight seven six five four three two one
Sheldon honey
[Music]
so earbuds won't fit seriously
technology is so bigoted sometimes DSi
and they had cable and penis I'm sorry
you want to repeat that nothing nothing
creatures repent hey sweetie are you
sure it's a good idea to bring me along
I mean I been with you guys for that
long and we really haven't any boys my
cookies hunters reunion
Oh will eggs ninja I want in here the
professional atmosphere the sneak on
have fun and you'll be fine
[Music]
greetings you good sir thanks for your
request I have gathered our greatest
mercenaries and we stand ready to
fulfill the most dangerous missions and
open up vocations how many we be of
service today gracious employer you know
I'm surprised but this is just perfect
casting focus please so how can we help
you today mr. um please just call me
blue man red man will do just fine here
for this one I triple dog I was just
offering you a biscuit
yeah I may be an idiot but I'm not
stupid
this guy works for the company that
makes all those stupid robots if little
toys trying to kill all of us what that
was him are you certain mr. Boies 100%
or my name is
snuffleupagus manga some extent this my
company does manufacture those robots we
didn't use to but one of our lower
managers the director made a non
unintentional joint operation with a
competing company that actually made the
robots we didn't really have a saying
what he was using the robots for so we
kinda overlooked it but rest assured we
open bug on this little operation
so even bother you lot anymore it seems
to be time the truth Jasper so I think
Boston now so put the gun away from now
[Music]
wait a minute you there from the suit
the suit yes Billy what's dr. Cobb well
since you want we're the only ones
available I expect nothing but the best
from you I have a very difficult mission
in mind and honestly if you can get
halfway through this one in one piece
I'm certain there will be nothing but
with the opposition well thank you your
confidence in us is overwhelming I'm
glad you asked here is retard Josh hi
guys
oh there was an incident I wouldn't
underestimate the power of Disney if I
were you hey don't see there's
advertising I mean somebody's got to pay
for this flop and movie to happen full
details know is it's personal nothing
personnel you a position in bronies
react totally my purview even though I
don't edit the videos what is that is a
good thing is it for you it's a good
thing when they buddies react to
whatever like us we're reacting to this
video right now already
oh yeah does this mean you might
actually kill your teammates this time
[Music]
smirks ela smirks I foresee them going
to get each other this both teams
[Music]
[Applause]
drug is always a NY
[Music]
up here we go make the middle it's gone
what are you guys doing here to be
continued yep continue absolutely been
waiting for next week next month next
month battle or discussions your choice
to keep it whatever but yeah yeah why
reaction from the left up birthday so
thank you all for watching in chop it up
it's they say

==Transcript for [[Live Drawing Streams#05152017|Live Drawing Stream - 05152017]]==
[''Chris stands in the middle of his room'']--ve fro--from home once again, with another live drawing... special. But except this time, we have already done the drawings, and scanned them into the computer... of which we are going to put... these pictures... onto to the pre... taken... photographs... for my--for the eleventh book. So, right now, I'll be transferring you live to my laptop.

[''Chris sits down and sighs''] Now I gotta switch the input... oh, wait, no I don't... yes I do

==Transcript for [[Sonichu's Update on the Dimension Merge and Sermon - October, 2020]]==
{{Transcription}}

[''The video opens on an intro depicting lightning strikes set to a heavy metal song about Chris. Text appears in coordination with the lyrics.'']

''LIGHTING FAST, SPEEDING BY
GONE WITHIN THE BLINK OF AN EYE
CHRIS! IT'S CHRIS-CHAN!
CHRIS! IT'S CHRIS-CHAN!''

[TN: 0:14 to 0:17 is illegible, same with 0:21 to 0:23.]

["The text "A SONICHU FILM" appears in the center of the screen, before the video abruptly cuts to black and then to Chris at a podium.'']

'''Chris''': [''[[Stress sigh|sigh]]''] Hey everybody! [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] here, [[Spirit possession#Sonichu|still in... Mama's body]] for like... six–for like six months since she and I body swapped... uh, but anyway, so, I wrote my own little speech that talks about updates that happened since when Mama... originally talked about the [[Dimensional Merge]]... that's still in progress. She wrote about that nearly two years ago, so... I recently rewrote, and all that by hand, and I finally got... so I wrote my par–my PIECE, that, is pretty much an update on what happened since, and a little bit from me, so... the emotion and heart and everything is all there, so, let's get down to it. [''sigh''] So, let's see, hm, [''1:07 is unintelligible''], right, so anyway, without further ado, let's talk about the communities, and what y'all in 1218 here, can and should do!

[''The screen cuts to black between 1:11 and 1:17. The text "What you should do / To prepare for the Dimensional Merge" appears during this time. It cuts back at to Chris at 1:17.'']

[1:17] '''Chris''' – So, Mama's tweets said... we're shown to everyone in C-197, [''Text fades in to the right of Chris that says "Dimension 1218 / Our current Dimension"''] as well... when they got typed up... nearly two Octobers ago. Since then, the common-folk around the Earth has been... mind-set on prepwork, all of the local government peoples have consulted with our overpowered psychic types, the Justice League, the Avengers, [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|the CPUs]] in Gamindustri... the world leaders, and so on, to get the details, make the plans... and kept the larger details ''coded'' down for everybody... everybody else's comprehension. And it is actually better for all to... remain calm, patient, alert, and focused, instead of overthinking things, I mean, it's nothing personal, or [[Slow-in-the-minds|insulting anybody's intelligence]], it's just... easier this way. Now, we gotta keep calm and focused, and all that. Think, think, think! Mama encourages that, and I'm encouraging it as well.

==Transcript for [[Sonichu reads and critiques a Fanfic by The Crimson Libertarian]]==
'''Chris''': Hey everybody, Sonichu here, still in... Mama Chris-Chan's body for over seven months now, and, in this particular recording, I'm gonna be taking look at a... rough draft of a fanfic... or, possib–or, possibly a retelling of... a past event. Anyway, it's... based on Mama's real life event, you know, finding [[Bionic|Bionic the Hedgehog]] back in high school days, and so forth, but anyway. I felt like this thing needed personal critiquing... and I can–I been–I just felt like I couldn't do it over...multiple number of tw–tweets or commen–comments. Anyway I found it on Twitter, anyway, so... this is from... The Crimson... Libertarian, @hm... @hmarine59, that's on Twitter. So... [''Chris sighs and adjusts his camera''] Huh, so this is kinda like an opening draft of this–of this fanfic called "My Friend Sonichu; Based on the Life and Works of ..." She doesn't go by Christian anymore, she goes by Christine, alright, Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu is her full name. Y'might wanna fix that: "Christine Weston Chandler ''Sonichu''." Alright?

So, anyway... so this guy opens up with, uh, obviously, it's–it's past–it's past tense right now 'cause it opens up with, uh
{{transcript}}

User:Superspongebobbros/Sonic Boom Protests Timeline

2021-12-04T21:15:38Z

Superspongebobbros:

{{Protip|This was a project that I didn't complete before my departure. Feel free to continue this project.}}

The chronology of Chris's Sonic Boom Protests is a confusing one, since Chris technically began them many months before he became vocal about his hatred for Sonic Boom and that the protests consist of a large amount of activity than Chris usually shows, from Facebook posts, to vandalism, to even court cases. Thus, I have taken up the challenge of summarizing the events of the protests into one timeline.

==Prelude==
===2014===
*6 February - SEGA first announces the release of ''{{w|Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric}}'' alongside an unnamed 3DS companion game (later revealed to be ''Sonic Boom: Shattered Crystal'') and a CGI animated series. <ref>https://www.polygon.com/2014/2/6/5386746/sonic-boom-wii-u-nintendo-3ds-sega</ref>
*Sometime in February - Chris discovers the announcement trailer. After seeing that Sonic had blue arms, he was shocked but did not pay any more attention... for now.<ref>[[December 2014 Facebook Posts#The Hatred of Sonic's Arms: The Backstory]]</ref>
*22 June - Chris makes his [[June 2014 Facebook Posts#And It Begins...|first comment]] on Sonic's arms. He states that he is prepared to boycott the games should SEGA not meet his demands.
*23 June - Chris [[June 2014 Facebook Posts#Repeat of boycott threat|repeats the same thing he said a day ago]], this time on SEGA's Facebook page.
*24 June - When asked why he is complaining now when the existence of the game had been known for months, Chris [[June 2014 Facebook Posts#And It Begins...|claims]] that he had only seen the redesigned Sonic a few weeks prior, but had too much [[stress]] to deal with it until now. He also goes off on a tangent, comparing the change of Sonic's arms to the changing of Michael Jackson's skin color, unaware that Jackson's lightened skin color was due to vitiligo.<ref>{{w|Health and appearance of Michael Jackson#Skin color}}</ref>

==Main Protests==
*3 September - Chris [[September 2014 Facebook Posts#Are Sonic's arms blue?|responds to another post about Sonic Boom]], officially announcing his boycott.
*11 November - ''Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric'' and ''Sonic Boom: Shattered Crystal'' are released in North America.
*13 November - Chris's Facebook friends form the group [[Keep Sonic Original]] so Chris can ramble on about Sonic Boom as much as he wants.
*29 November - Chris posts on Keep Sonic Original, threatening SEGA with violence. He is kicked out for this, but retaliates by making his own group, [[FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!]]
*1 December - Chris sends [[:File:Set2Pic1.jpg|a commission]] to eBay user [[Commissions#The Flufflehugs Commissions|Flufflehugs]], depicting a panel in which Chris defaces a Sonic Boom stand.
*3 December - Chris [[December 2014 Facebook Posts#The Hatred of Sonic's Arms: The Backstory|posts on Facebook]], revealing the origins of his battle against ''Sonic Boom''.

==Arrest, Court Hearings, and Conclusion of the Protests==
===2014===
*[[26 December 2014|26 December]] - Chris goes back to the [[GameStop]] at [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]] mall, and, after being told off by staff, pepper sprays an employee on the way out. He is arrested shortly after.
*26 - 29 December - Chris is held in Albemarle Regional Jail.
*29 December - Chris appears in court for a hearing of his crimes. The case is extended to 5 February 2015. Chris [[December 2014 Facebook Posts#Shit, Meet Fan|takes to Twitter]] to discuss the events of the last three days. Her claims that he only entered the GameStop to purchase Skylanders figurines and that he "had No Idea of the contents of the Pepper Spray, OR that it was Illegal for use in certain situations in the state of Virginia at all." He also blames the incident on SEGA for changing the color of Sonic's arms. He concludes by saying that [[Chris and his Ego|he was the victim]].

===2015===
*5 January - Chris makes [[FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!#Still here|his first post on his Facebook group]] since his arrest. He again blames SEGA for his actions and announces that he will continue his Protests.
*5 February - Chris's second hearing is held. It is also continued, this time on 2 April.
*26 March - Chris [[March 2015 Facebook posts#More Blarms|claims]] that the reason ''Sonic Boom'' failed was because of the blue arms.
*2 April - Chris's third hearing is held. It is to be continued on 7 May.
*7 May - Chris's fourth hearing is held. It is to be continued on 11 June.
*9 June - Chris [[FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!#Fire, Ice, and Autism|rages]] over ''Sonic Boom: Fire & Ice''<nowiki>'</nowiki>s announcement. He also proceeds to threaten Sonic Boom producer Omar Woodley.
*11 June - Chris's fifth hearing is held. It is to be continued on 23 July.
*16 July - Chris discovers that the Sonic Boom animated series is getting a second season. He [[July 2015 Facebook Posts#Shit. Damn. Fuck.|doesn't take too kindly to this]].
*22 July - Chris attempts to explain again why he hates the blue arms. He [[July 2015 Facebook Posts#Subconscious Offense|claims]] that he dislikes how Sonic's arms now blend into his body because Chris feels that he can't see Sonic's arms. The finer details to 3D rendering are lost on Chris.
*23 July - Chris's sixth hearing is held. It is to be continued on 15 October.
*2 October - Chris [[FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!#The End for Real?|posts on his Facebook group]], stating that Sonic's arms will be back to their original color for Mario and Sonic at the Rio 2016 Olympic Games. Seeing this as a victory, he declares his protests over.
*15 October- Chris's seventh and final hearing is held. He is fined and sentenced to 180 days of probation.

==Aftermath==
===2016===
*11 April - Chris's probation expires.
*27 September - ''Sonic Boom: Fire & Ice'' is released for the Nintendo 3DS. It is the last game of the Sonic Boom sub-series.
*October - Chris attempts to convince the management of GameStop to unban him for his actions during the Sonic Boom Protests.<ref>[[Unban contracts#GameStop]]</ref> It doesn't work.

===2017===
*4 October - Chris is interviewed on the podcast "[[Internet Dream Lounge]]." In it, he states that he had gotten over his hatred over the design change, also calling the protests his greatest regret. <ref>[[Internet Dream Lounge#Gaming (46:25-50:58)]]</ref>

===2019===
*4 March - The initial design of Sonic in the live action [[Sonic the Hedgehog (film)|Sonic the Hedgehog movie]] is leaked, sporting blue arms. Chris lambasts the design accordingly. <ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-965#post-4400343</ref>

===2020===
*21 May - Bill Freiberger, the executive producer of the Sonic Boom animated series, states that there are no plans to renew Sonic Boom for a third season, effectively ending the Sonic Boom sub-series for good. <ref>https://www.sonicstadium.org/2020/05/sonic-boom-is-done-according-to-former-executive-producer/</ref><ref>https://twitter.com/BillFreiberger/status/1263572872712253440</ref>

==References==
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User:Superspongebobbros/sandbox page 3

2021-12-04T21:14:52Z

Superspongebobbros:

{{protip|This was a revision of the [[Chris and stress]] article that I was working on before my departure. Feel free to continue this project.}}

{{HealthDisclosure}}

{{quote|Stress hinders the emotions and physical abilities as swiftly as a bullet.|Chris, equating stress with [[Sonichu Special 4|being shot]]<ref>[[IRC (20 January 2009)]]</ref>}}
{{Quote|I Really feel like I should be reeled into my Poke Ball and stored in the PC a while.|Chris after finding out that [[Rosechu]] had a [[pickle]] all along<ref>[[December 2017 Facebook posts]]</ref>}}
[[Image:Stress.jpg|thumb|right|Chris in stressed mode.]]

'''Stress''' is the bane of [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]]'s existence.

After [[high school]], Chris had to face the fact that he couldn't blame his shortcomings on his [[autism]]. Thus, he began to use "stress" as an excuse. However, it's assumed that Chris is probably confusing "stress" with {{w|Depression (mood)|depression}} or anxiety, refusing to admit that he is in fact, unhappy with his current situation. Given the intensely sheltered lifestyle his parents provided for him well into his twenties, it is highly unlikely Chris ever experienced any form of intense anxiety or pressure that would give him severe psychological and physical effects, apart from his consistent paranoia over getting [[trolls|trolled]] and, in recent years, the [[Financhu Crisis]]. He is, however, prescribed medicine for this "stress". Since Chris tends to exaggerate everything, anything that makes him feel remotely uncomfortable is classified to him as a stressor.

In his prime, under the effects of "stress" Chris typically posted videos without his [[Pedo-Glasses|glasses]] and talked in a more meek voice. It is during these periods that Chris would opt to remove himself from the [[Chris and the Internet|Internet]] for brief period, and then come back feeling refreshed, rejuvenated and given a new resolve to finish [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']] or his [[Love Quest]]. This is most likely due to his autistic regenerative abilities that make sure that [[Heart level|his heart]] never goes below 0% and into the negatives. In recent years, Chris has sought other ways to alleviate his stress, [[Dimensional Merge|some of which]] causing irreparable damage to his psyche.

==Causes of stress==
[[File:ComicTBCont.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's message in the comics whenever <s>his laziness</s> stress gets the better of him.]]
Seeing that much of Chris's adult life has been defined by his dealings with [[trolls]], it's no surprise that trolls are the primary source of his stress. As early as 31 December 2008, Chris has admitted that he received stress from his internet fame.<ref name="IRC2008">[[IRC (31 December 2008)]]</ref>

Chris also has [[Financhu Crisis|heavy financial problems]], which became such a focus for Chris in 2016 that he barely did anything else that year except for begging on the internet for money.

A fair amount of Chris's stress comes from things he held irrational hatred for at any point in his life, specifically his former hatred of [[homos|homosexuals]]. This was used to the trolls's advantage [[Gay 4 Sonichu|several]] [[CWCipedia#CWCipedia advertisements|times]].

Back in the days of his [[Love Quest]], his failures at getting a [[boyfriend-free girl]] gave him stress. He would call himself a "[[virgin with rage]]," and would constantly try to touch or otherwise act sexual towards women he knew, such as [[Megan]].<ref>[[Megan Emails, 2008]]</ref><ref>[[Mimms and Lucas Q&A#Chris and Megan]]</ref> Chris claimed that his hormonal stress was so great that he drew [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] just so he could stop himself from sexually assaulting Megan.

The biggest upset to Chris's life since his discovery is arguably the death of his father, [[Bob Chandler]], from heart failure in 2011. Although [[28 October 2011|other factors]] also played a part, Chris's internet activity slowed to a crawl, with him choosing mostly to post on Facebook. The [[Destruction of Chris's House|destruction of]] [[14 Branchland Court]] by fire in January 2014, and the aftermath, was another major event in Chris's life that he cited as stressful.<ref>[[December 2014 Facebook Posts#The Hatred of Sonic's Arms: The Backstory]]</ref>

Chris has often claimed to have gotten stress from stressors that others would consider trivial. Most of the time they end up showing off Chris's [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocrisy]], as he gets upset over habits and actions that he practices. For example, in the same IRC Chat where Chris discussed his internet fame, he also stated that he received stress when Bob didn't wash his hands, even through Chris himself isn't a [[Chris and health#Hygiene|hygienic person]].<ref name="IRC2008" />

==Effects of stress==
{{quote|Stress from losing friends... Stress at home... Today... My blood pressure is up; feeling real dizzy and faint.|Chris, 27 August 2013<ref>[[August 2013 Facebook Posts#Losing Friends]]</ref>}}

One does not need to be a expert physician to know that this much stress has had negative effects on Chris's health, especially since he doesn't have a proper way to deal with it (as discussed below.)

For one thing, stress has caused even more damage to Chris's wellbeing than his [[Chris and health|lifestyle already has]]. In August 2013, as seen in the quote above, Chris indicated through Facebook that his stress was beginning to take a toll on his health. A few years later, Chris mentioned taking Valium, which is used to treat conditions such as anxiety.<ref>[[August 2017 tweets#On wearing the unicorn cosplay to church]]</ref> Stress is also one of the primary causes of Chris's [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|incontinence]].<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009]]</ref><ref>[[Jackie Chat 9]]</ref>

However, just as Chris has used his [[autism]] as an excuse for practically every inconvenience he causes, it comes to no surprise that Chris is also willing to use stress in the same way. For example, Chris has claimed that stress from dealing with trolls drawing Rosechu with a [[pickle|penis]] and calling him gay caused him to draw the hardcore sex scene from [[Sonichu 8| ''Sonichu #8]],<ref>[[Mailbag 42#It's called an art style|Mailbag #42]]</ref> when in reality anyone can tell you that it was because of Chris's overenthusiastic desire to assert his straightness. Chris used a similar excuse towards Megan when she confronted him for drawing [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]], and that ultimately made things worse.<ref>[[Megan emails, 2008#Chris continues bothering her about ED]]</ref> Most infamously, Chris has often cited stress as the reason why he doesn't add anything to the ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' comic,<ref>[[Jackie Chat 3]]</ref><ref>[[DrainedCreativity]]</ref> a claim that many observers view skeptically, given Chris's lack of any real responsibilities ([[Chris and work#Chris hates chores|and his refusal to commit to the few responsibilities he ''does'' have]]).

==Coping mechanisms==
{{main|Chris and coping}}

Over the years, Chris has developed a wide variety of ways to deal with stress.

===Major coping mechanisms===

====The ''Sonichu'' comic====
{{quote|I'm still the mayor of Cwcville. There is no elections.|Chris in an interview, refusing to concede victory to an [[BILLY MAYS|infomercial spokesman]].<ref name="GuruLarry">[[Chris-chan Discusses...#Chris-chan Discusses... BILLY MAYS]]</ref>}}
From the beginning of the [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu comic]], Chris has dealt with stress by rewriting stressful events in his life to glorify him. The Sub-Episodes of the first four issues were based on real experiences that Chris had with [[Jerkops|security]] and [[Bagget|law enforcement]]. The initial primary villain of the comic, [[Mary Lee Walsh]], was Chris way of getting revenge on the former dean of student affairs at PVCC for preventing him from [[Attraction Sign|soliciting sex]], while her partner in crime, [[Count Graduon]], was a representation of Chris's negative feelings regarding his graduation.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 7]]</ref> Almost everyone of his trolls that wasn't a [[gal-pal]] was rewritten into a cartoonish villain that barely put up a fight. For years, CWCville served as a place where Chris word was absolute.

Because of ''Sonichu's'' status as Chris's go-to coping mechanism for dealing with stress in the past, he has gone to great lengths to prevent outside interference. Because of this, the dystopian state of the government of CWCville is largely formed by Chris's attempts to maintain control over his life. When [[BILLY MAYS]] was proclaimed mayor of CWCville,<ref>[[Julie Reveals Herself]]</ref> Chris was quick to rebut this, declaring himself as mayor-for-life.<ref name="GuruLarry" /> The horrendous state of the city's judicial system as seen in ''Sonichu'' #10 was Chris's desperate attempt to get the last laugh over [[Asperchu|Alec Benson Leary]] and the Asperpedia Four as they were able to force Chris to change the world of the comic.

Because Chris's views on himself has changed from a simple mayor to [[CPU Blue Heart|an omnipotent deity]], he has altered the scope of this coping mechanism accordingly, from CWCville to [[C-197|an entire dimension]].

====Nostalgia====
{{main|Chris and nostalgia}}
{{quote|I have have been looking forward to this r-reunion... since the senior prom, where at the end of that slideshow... it said "See you in ten years flguh the reunion". The reunion hasn't happened yet. And it HAS to happen. It was basically promised... not only to me, but to everyone who was at that prom.|Chris, explaining why he is entitled to a reunion to relive the good-ol'-days.<ref>[[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW]]</ref>}}

Nostalgia is a wishful longing for the past. While many people experience feelings of nostalgia, and use it as a reaction to stress,<ref>{{w|Nostalgia#Improve mood}}</ref> only a few base their entire [[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles|adult life]] on it, and Chris is one of them.

One example on Chris's over-reliance on nostalgia is his views on his time at [[Manchester High School]]. Chris views his high-school days with envy, portraying it as the happiest period in his life. Because of this, he has tried to stage a reunion twice. The first time was in the video [[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW]], while the second time was from August to October 2013. At the same time, his renewed interest in Manchester High culminated in the creation of a [[Lego]] [[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013|effigy of the school]]. Within a few days of showing off the creation, however, Chris was faced with the revelation that the people he considered his [[gal pals]] had only tolerated Chris out of pity.<ref>[[October 2013 Facebook Posts#Reality Comes Knocking]]</ref> Devastated, Chris silently gave up any plans of a reunion, and instead plunged himself deeper into his Lego Manchester High creation.

====Extended hiatuses====
{{main|Chris and the Internet#Attempts to leave the Internet|Saga#Dark Ages (20 March 2010 to 3 September 2014)}}
{{quote|Fuck you most, and fuck you, social sites like MySpace and Facebook! I'm out.|Chris bids farewell to the internet... [[100 2357.MOV|for the sixth time.]]}}

Years ago, it wasn't uncommon for Chris to temporarily leave the internet in reaction to stress. When he did so, he would stop uploading videos and working on the comics for a brief period of time, usually a week. This is a common reaction to trolling, and it is known amongst trolling circles as "flouncing."

Chris first major hiatus brought about by stress was after [[Blanca Weiss]] dumped him. During [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008|the video in which he commented]] on the breakup, he was visibly depressed, lying on his side for the entire video. He stated that the trolls had made him "crash into slumber" and sighed frequently. After uploading the video, Chris went silent for a week, and it took a Q&A video to get Chris uploading again. Throughout March 2009, Chris had expressed increasing amounts of stress towards [[Clyde Cash]]. This culminated in the video "[[YouTube Finale]]," in which Chris announced that he was leaving the internet. Although this only lasted a week, it would set a precedent for Chris's activities throughout 2010. During this time, Chris, who by then was seeking the advice of [[Rocky Shoemaker]], would announce his exile from the internet ''four'' times in the span of two months, with causes ranging from [[The Wallflower|another failed attempt at getting a girlfriend]], to the [[100 2188|loss of]] [[100 2189|the CWCipedia]], to [[6 June 2010|his troubles with Michael Snyder]]. After the [[6 June 2010]] video, Chris would not make any more finale videos for a few months. However, on 22 November 2010 Jackie called Chris out on his numerous flaws, causing Chris to [[100 2357.MOV|leave the internet a sixth time]]. This would be the longest Chris went without uploading videos at the time, lasting about eight months until the [[Calling Out]] videos.

On 7 September 2011, [[Bob Chandler]] passed away, and [[28 October 2011|a month later]], Chris was arrested on charges of attempted vehicular manslaughter. This caused Chris so much stress that he wouldn't upload any videos for [[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013|two years]], and even then he wouldn't resume regular uploads until [[Thank You from Christine Chandler|October 2015]].

====Delusions of godhood====
{{main|Messiah complex}}
{{quote|Chris Chan Sonichu is watching over you.|Chris to a divorced woman, 11 June 2020<ref>[[June 2020 social media posts#CPU Blue Heart aids a divorcee]]</ref>}}

Thanks to interactions with the [[Idea Guys]] and a plethora of [[enablers]], Chris believes that he is a deity known as the [[CPU Blue Heart]], and that he is the key to an event known as the [[Dimensional Merge]], where our dimension and the dimension of the ''Sonichu'' comic will combine. He believes that once the Dimensional Merge happens, he will have access to his money in CWCville and will thus be able to end the Financhu Crisis.<ref>[[October 2018 social media posts#Needing money from merge]]</ref>

One example of Chris invoking his delusions of godhood occurred in [[December 2019]], when he discovered that [[ProjectSNT]] uploaded redesigns of the [[Chaotic Combo]]. Her redesign of [[Wild Sonichu]] particularly irked Chris, and he, already bogged down with a UTI infection, completely shut down, posting semi-incoherent tweets on 7 December. <ref>[[December 2019 social media posts#UTI, Chris has]]</ref> A few days later, however, Chris declared that the reason he got "triggered" by it was because of "a disturbance in their Dungeons & Dragons-like home dimension of CS-89."

===Minor coping mechanisms===
These coping mechanisms, while still noteworthy, are used less frequently than the above.

===Stress sigh===
{{quote|Stop sighing so much.|[[Father Call|Kacey's father]]}}

[[Image:48-Mimmbo Bo Boruto Card.jpg|thumb|170px|[[Stress]] makes you sigh a lot, apparently.]]
Initially an unconscious coping mechanism, Chris has made habit of sighing loudly while under duress in an effort to gain sympathy. Chris has used it in conversation to discourage further unwanted scrutiny, or to express disapproval at having his desires deferred. The places where Chris would sigh while speaking in person are noted in all of his written communication with "*sigh*."

The term "stress sigh" is presumed to originate from [[PVCC (message board)|PVCC]], due to the strong connection in Chris between sighing and stress. Chris refers to the stress sigh as only a "sigh," suggesting that to him the link between sighing and stress is implicit.{{clear}}

====Hedgehog-defensive state====
[[File:TooManyGamesJustinphoto2.jpg|thumb|150px|Chris performing the hedgehog-defensive state.]]

{{quote|I went full Hedgehog Defensive and let my quills keep others back. It Hurts|Chris, 19 April 2018.<ref name="TooManyGames">[[April 2019 social media posts#Hedgehog-defensive state]]</ref>}}

While being kicked out of the 2018 [[TooManyGames]] convention for making unwanted physical contact with other event attendees, stress forced Chris to create the '''hedgehog-defensive state'''.<ref>[[TooManyGames#Personal space talk]]</ref> Instead of leaving the con, he curled up into a ball on the floor and imagined he had hedgehog quills to keep the "meanies" away, eventually being escorted off of the premises by security.<ref name="TooManyGames" /> He also blamed the [[trolls]] and an event coordinator for causing the stressful situation. It's implied that this is a replacement for the pepper spray he used on [[26 December 2014]].

{{clear}}

====Body swapping====
{{main|Spirit possession}}
{{quote|Firstly and Mainly: Mama (your Chris Chan Sonichu of this Dimension 1218) and I had swapped bodies in the morning hours of March 31, 2020.|Sonichu's declaration to the world, 15 April 2020<ref name = "SonichuSwap">[[April 2020 social media posts#Chris body swaps with Sonichu to cope with missing BABScon]]</ref>}}

One effect of Chris's belief that he is a deity is the belief that he can swap his soul with someone else's. When BABScon was cancelled due to the [[COVID-19]] pandemic, Chris resorted to LARPing as [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] in order to deal with this.<ref name = "SonichuSwap /> He would continue this shtick for ten months until giving it up. <ref>[[February 2021 social media posts#Chris comes back from being possessed by Sonichu]]</ref>

Chris also used [[Pokémon#Mewtwo|Mewtwo]] to manhandle a troll that questioned Chris's supposed control over the Dimensional Merge.<ref>[[May 2020 social media posts#Anti-Protoman sperging]]</ref>.

{{clear}}

==References==
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User:Superspongebobbros

2021-12-04T21:13:35Z

Superspongebobbros:

A former CWCki editor who left following the incest revelations.

===Old Sandbox pages. Feel free to finish them.===

[[/sandbox|Sandbox for ''Sonichu'' lore.]]

[[/sandbox Page 2|Sandbox for transcripts.]]

[[/sandbox page 3|Chris and Stress rewrite.]]

[[/Sonic Boom Protests Timeline|Chris's Sonic Boom protests timeline.]]

User:Superspongebobbros

2021-10-09T03:14:34Z

Superspongebobbros:

A former CWCki editor who left following the incest revelations.

User:Superspongebobbros

2021-07-31T00:59:38Z

Superspongebobbros: Replaced content with "Due to the recent revelations surrounding Chris, I have chosen to suspend my activities on this website. I no longer feel comfortable contributing to his documentation. I..."

Due to the recent revelations surrounding Chris, I have chosen to suspend my activities on this website. I no longer feel comfortable contributing to his documentation. I am sorry.

User:Superspongebobbros

2021-07-30T21:08:38Z

Superspongebobbros: /* Welcome to my user page! */

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== Welcome to my user page! ==

I am Superspongebobbros: connoisseur of garbage (which is one reason I started following Chris in the first place), [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu '']] lore specialist, and master of pointless trivia. I make edits, but then again, a lot of people here make edits so it's not very surprising.

is it just me or is the cwcki not working

== Things I have done ==

*Began rewriting the [[Sonichu (character)]] page.
*Added a bunch of new files that Chris posted on his Twitter on September 2018.
*Transcribed a few of Chris's older tweets from September 2018.
*Redirected most of the redirects that linked to [[Sonichu and Rosechu's children]] instead of [[Robee Sonichu]], [[Cera Rosechu]], or [[Christine Rosechu]].
*Transcribed [[To Cole Smithey, from Barb, and Sonichu (Prime)]], [[Chris Chan Sonichu Intro animation]], and parts of [[Sonichu's Update on the Dimension Merge and Sermon - October, 2020]] and [[Sonichu reads and critiques a Fanfic by The Crimson Libertarian]].
*Began rewriting [[Chris and stress]].
*Updated the Wikipedia links in the CWCipedia Mailbags to the new format.
* Emptied out some of the stuff in the Unused fan art category that was actually used.
* Created (kinda) and uploaded an image that somehow became Picture of the Now. The image is at the bottom of my user page, if you want to see it.

==Things I plan to do/Things I am working on ==

*Work on some of the more recently made pages.
*Transcribe some more of Chris's tweets from September 2018-ish.
*Work on the pages for other ''Sonichu'' characters.
*Finish rewriting [[Chris and stress]].
*Update the [[Sonichu chronology]] page.
*Redirect links to ''Sonichu'' pages from the CWCipedia to here.
*Rewrite the [[Blanca Weiss]] article.
*Create summaries for many of the Chonology by month articles.

== My history with Chris-Chan ==
[[File:SonichuTrollFace.png|thumb|When you cover yourself in oil but can't fly.]]
I can't remember what was the first time I heard of Chris-Chan or Sonichu, but I was at least aware of Sonichu by 2016. However, in 2018 this would change. First, I was exposed to the world of Chris at large from the Know Your Meme page on Chris some time around 2018 (the most recent thing they have on that article is [[CLog Special - PATREON & MORE|Chris's Patreon announcement]], and in fact it would only be until I saw a picture of [[January 2019 social media posts#On Ted Bundy|a tweet]] by Chris about [[Ted Bundy]] in January 2019 that I learned about Chris's entanglement with the [[Idea Guys]]). Later, I watched Fredrick Knudsen's video on Chris, and even visited the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page on Chris. Later on, by early 2019 I had a concept for a series of "repaints" of various 3D Sonic games with Sonichu replacing Sonic and Chris replacing Dr. Eggman, among other things (they never went anywhere). Eventually, I discovered the CWCki, and I never looked back since. I lurked on the site until 22 July 2020, when the CWCki performed its regular "open account creation to everyone for a brief moment." In the midst of all the spambots, I was one of the few TRUE and HONEST people who managed to create an account.

There are multiple reasons why I am so fascinated with Chris and the ''Sonichu'' comic. The primary reason is because I feel that ''Sonichu'' embodies the zeitgeist of internet fandom culture during the 2000s. This was a period of time where there were little expectations for the quality of anything uploaded to the world wide web- people could create almost anything they wanted. Nowadays, there are a set of standards that people expect content to reach, with anything that doesn't meet someone's expectations being seen as bad or cringey. And while I can't deny that the increase in expectation is a good thing, I feel like the days of fan content made by inexperienced people are long gone. Another reason why ''Sonichu'' is so interesting to me is because it is not only unprofessional to a fault, but it is so entwined with its author. Throughout the 15 years ''Sonichu'' has existed, it has proudly displayed the author's [[Category:Things Chris likes|interests]], his [[Love Quest|desires]], his [[Jerkops|conflicts]], his [[Homos|prejudices]], his [[Chris and reality|worldview]], and his [[Dimensional Merge|dreams]]. Simply put, ''Sonichu'' is not "a work made by Christian Weston Chandler," ''Sonichu'' ''is'' Christian Weston Chandler.

== Stuff I did related to Chris and observations I made ==

*Once, soon after I discovered the CWCki and became fascinated with Chris, I wrote a letter asking him to make an issue of ''Sonichu'' involving [[Pmurt]] and a character I liked. I last updated it in November, and ultimately never sent it since I realized that this made me look like a [[ween]] and that trying to have a normal conversation with Chris is impossible nowadays. It also contained questions for Chris, some of which I put in the "Questions for Chris" section below.
*Chris's coping mechanism of body swapping is just him crashing into slumber so hard he no-clips out of his own body and into someone else.
*Chris's [[Chris and art|art]] skills have gotten better since the 2000s, though that's only when comparing how he draws Electric Hedgehog Pokémon between then and now. He still sucks at drawing people.
*Megan was surprisingly a good fit for Chris since, like him, she also had an interest in drawing Pokémon as Sonic OCs.
*Chris predicted {{w|KonoSuba}} since both ''Sonichu'' and KonoSuba feature characters with names related to water that are [[slow-in-the-mind]].
*The only good thing about [[Sonichu 13|''Sonichu'' #13]] is the implication that Monika was turned into an Electric Hedgehog Pokémon.
*I am enough of a weeb to tell what art was traced in [[:File:Fistofthesonichu.JPG|Fistofthesonichu.JPG]]. Both of the sources for Chris and Sonichu come from ''JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.'' Specifically, Chris's appearance was traced from an image of Jotaro Kujo featured on [https://static.jojowiki.com/images/4/4a/latest/20191015215734/Volume_16.jpg the cover of volume 16] of the manga, while Sonichu's appearance was traced from an image of Jotaro's stand, Star Platinum, from [https://static.jojowiki.com/images/2/2c/latest/20191015220029/Volume_21.jpg the cover of volume 21].
:*Additionally, I managed to figure out that in [[:File:MimmsIRL.JPG|that one image of Mimms]], he is holding volume 13 of the manga, with the book opened to a page in chapter 119 (in the middle of Jotaro's fight against Kakyoin.)
* My favorite Chris video is [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!]].
* The CWCipedia Mailbag was a mistake on everyone's part.
* I am waiting for the moment when Chris incorporates Sonic.EXE into his lore. (trust me, it will happen eventually)
:*[[January 2021 social media posts#Bodyswap announcement|Called it.]]
* [[:File:48-Mimmbo Bo Boruto Card.jpg|One of Chris's homemade My Little Pony figures]] predicted the creation of {{w|Boruto: Naruto Next Generations|Boruto}}.
* [[September 2017 tweets#Random Access Grandad: San Andreas|Chris knows what Vinesauce is.]]
:*[[December 2020 social media posts#Chris "setting the record straight"|Chris also knows what Coldsteel the Hedgeheg is.]]
* If there was a fighting game based on ''Sonichu'', I'd play it.
* At long last, [[OneyPlays Twitter Voice Clip|two legends meet]].

==My Questions for Chris==

These are questions I have for Chris. Every now and then I'll post on on the [[User:Anaxis/CWC Questions Depository|CWC Questions Depository]] page in the hopes that Chris will answer it. Questions in bold are ones that I have posted to the page and are pending Chris's answer.

*Is the Sonichu medallion that you gave to [[Blanca]] the same as the original medallion, or was it modified or remade between 2000-2008?
*Besides BNA and Cells at Work, what other anime have you watched during the pandemic?
*Will you resume [[Sonichu 16| ''Sonichu'' #16]]?
*What would you consider to be the best and worst issues of the Sonic the Hedgehog comic?
*'''A lot of people have theorized that Chris's [[Colossal Chan]] form is based on the Super Saiyan 4 transformation from Dragon Ball GT. Is this true, or was something else the inspiration for Colossal Chan?'''
*What happened to [[Flame the Sunbird]] after [[Sonichu 3|''Sonichu'' #3]]?
*Of the three initial villains in [[Sonichu 13|''Sonichu'' #13]] (Kuromi, [[Akan]], and Monika), Monika is the only one whose fate hasn't been revealed, so what happened to her?
*Is the Ian Brandon Anderson from [[Sonichu 13|''Sonichu'' #13]] the same as [[Liquid Chris#In the comic|IBAChandler]] from [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]]?
*Why was the comic version of [[Liquid Chris]] named IBAChandler?
* Is IBAChandler from [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]] the same as Ian Brandon Anderson from [[Sonichu 13|''Sonichu'' #13]]?
*Why did you use the name [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] for a character from [[Sonichu 13|''Sonichu'' #13]]?
*What are the songs contained in [[Christian's Favorite Hits!|Christian's Favorite Hits 2]]?
*Which Electric Hedgehog Pokemon are kept in S-chu Balls?
*What are your thoughts on Kanye West running for president in the 2020 election?
*What is the origin and meaning of "Ha-Taque" in the name for Reldnahc's Sonichu form?
*Why is Reldnahc's version of the Curse-ye-ha-me-ha named the "Quee-fee-mae-mo-bo-bo?"
*Do you still play the [[Soulcalibur]] games, and if so, what custom content, if any, have you made for it?
*Related to the previous question: do you still play the Super Smash Bros. games, and if so, what custom characters, if any, have you made for it?
*A long time ago, you [[Live Drawing Streams|livestreamed yourself working on]] [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]], and then again for [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]]. Is there a chance that you will do something like this again in the future?
*When creating your doxing list, how did you discover OneyNG, Psychicpebbles, and Matt Watson?
* Back in 2017, you posted [[September 2017 tweets#Random Access Grandad: San Andreas|a tweet]] about how you watched Behind the Meme's video on 7 Grand Dad. What are your thoughts on the meme's source, Vinesauce?
*What issue of the comic are you the least proud of making?
*What inspired the [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] music project?
*How old are [[Sonichu and Rosechu's children]]?
*Where did the “Chris-Chan” nickname come from?
*Will any of the villains from previous issues of ''Sonichu'' reappear in any future issues?
*Since you now own an Xbox One, what is your current opinion on the Xbox brand in general?
*Some have theorized that one reason you like [[Meg Griffin]] from [[Family Guy]] so much is because she shares her first name with [[Megan Schroeder]]. Is this true, and if not, than what draws you to her?
*Beyond Super Smash Bros. and Soulcalibur, what are your opinions on some of the other fighting games you have played?
*In May of 2018, you stated that you were a furry. How did you come to that conclusion?

==Other Cool Things==
[[File:3dCWC.jpeg|thumb|This will happen one day, just wait.]]

[[/sandbox|Sandbox for rewriting articles about ''Sonichu''.]]

[[/sandbox Page 2|Sandbox for transcripts.]]

[[/sandbox page 3|Sandbox for rewriting other articles.]]

[[/Sonic Boom Protests Timeline|A summary of the events of Chris's Sonic Boom Protests]]

==Quote of the Day==

"LIFE IS PAIN, I HATE-" - Jerma, 2017

Autism

2021-07-26T17:25:26Z

Superspongebobbros: moving the image to a more fitting section

:''For the song, see [[A-U-T-I-S-M]].''

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[[Image:086-BionicFlag.jpg|thumb|200px|[[Bionic the Hedgehog]] "conquering" autism (and "ATScI3") by confusing windmills with watermills.]]
[[Image:461-AutismFight.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris at war with autism (or "ATSIMU") in [[China]]. Too bad you can't fight cannons with [[fangs]].]]
[[Image:Autismcard.jpg|thumb|200px|He plays this card a lot.]]

'''Autism''' is the lens through which [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] experiences the world. It is impossible to understand Chris's [[Chris and anger|defensiveness]], [[Chris and stress|hypersensitivity]], [[Examples of Chris's Ego|narcissism]], [[Chris and remorse|irresponsibility]], [[Man in the Pickle Suit|paranoia]], [[Greene County Conspiracy|victimhood]], [[Story of My Current Days|self-pity]], and [[Chris and reality|poor grasp on reality]] without understanding his relationship with autism. Chris was diagnosed with the disorder in his early childhood, and it became a cornerstone of his identity and influence how he would act, alongside potentially other undiagnosed psychological or neurological disorders.

==Overview==
{{Protip|There is considerable debate on how to refer to the autism community, with some preferring diagnosis-based language (i.e. "Chris has autism"), adjectives (i.e., "Chris is autistic"), or nouns (i.e., "Chris is an autistic"). Since Chris never appeared to have a preference, the CWCki uses these terms interchangeably.}}

{{w|Autism}} is a neurodevelopmental disorder characterized by difficulty in communication and social interactions: issues that usually surface in childhood and carry on throughout life if not treated early on. The disorder represents a spectrum of different symptoms, behaviors, intellects, and support needs. Autism can also lead to restrictive and repetitive behaviors, intense passions known as special interests, and unusual fixations or approaches to stimulation. No two people with autism are exactly the same, and many common autism traits can even contradict each other (i.e. no eye contact vs. [[creepy stare|intense eye contact]]).

Autism is traditionally associated with either [[Slow-in-the-minds|intellectual disability]] or [[Honor roll|above-average intelligence]] (or both in the case of savants), but most autistic people carry average intelligence. The autism spectrum historically covered a number of related diagnoses, including [[Asperger's syndrome]], [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|which Chris resents]]. The DSM-5 replaced these diagnoses with a single diagnosis of ''autism spectrum disorder'', divided into three levels based on support needs.

Due to his status as an internet celebrity and lolcow, it goes without saying that Chris has a very unusual case of autism. Since he is arguably the most documented autistic person in modern history, he affects public perceptions of the disorder on the internet.

Chris has built much of his identity around his high-functioning autism. His terror of being associated with severely autistic people causes him to be overly eager to prove his basic competence and cite his success in primary and secondary education. At the same time, his pride from accomplishing these things in spite of his disability has conditioned him to demand outrageous praise for his slightest efforts and infinite patience for his gravest errors. Moreover, Chris's belief that the entire Greene County Board of Education continues to irrationally persecute him for his autism has left him suspicious of opposing points of view and resolute that anti-autistic prejudice is the reason for any of his setbacks. The angst he has over his unsatisfactory graduation is made manifest in [[Sonichu (comic)|his webcomic]] as [[Count Graduon|one of the work's key villains]].

Chris not only seems to think that having autism imbues him with a [[Chris and his ego|special significance]], but also feels that his autism is completely different from that of literally every other person in the world who has autism (which, while not ''totally'' wrong, is a gross oversimplification of the disorder's spectral nature). Chris feels he is naturally better than everyone else and often talks down to people who display knowledge or experience of subjects he is unfamiliar with. During his conversation with [[Father_Call|Kacey's father]], Chris downplayed Kacey's knowledge of biology and healthcare despite being proven wrong mere minutes before in a debate over the genetics of autism.<ref>[[Father_call#Kacey's_boobs_and_Internet_fame]]</ref> At the same time, Chris believes he is not responsible for the majority of his mistakes. By being autistic, Chris rationalizes that it is wholly the fault of autism if he [[Twin Falling Towers|makes]] [[SheCameForCWC.jpg|poor]] [[Piedmont Virginia Community College#Kicked_out_of_college|decisions]].<ref>[[Jackie_E-mails_20]]</ref>

==Chris's symptoms==
{{protip|Do not use Chris to bash all autistic people, and do not complain about how he gives autism a bad name. He is one person on the autism ''spectrum''. This article mostly deals with Chris's autism.}}
[[Image:0430-ChristianWTallStack2.jpg|thumb|Stacking objects is a common symptom of autism, and is often one of its first signs in a young child.]]

A 2004 [[Autism papers|psychiatric evaluation]] confirms that Chris has ''autistic disorder''. Though his original childhood diagnosis papers are [[Destruction of Chris's House|presumably lost forever]], Chris was diagnosed by actual specialists, not armchair psychologists.

Nevertheless, many [[trolls]] dispute the exact diagnosis of Chris's mental condition, on the basis that his observed behavior is inconsistent with that of various other autistics. CWC-related forums (and other forums, for that matter) have seen numerous testimonials about people who are undeniably autistic but nowhere near as fucked up as Chris has turned out to be, and in general, these forums do not consider Chris to be an example of what most autistics are like. They are well-aware that the condition is a spectrum.

Quite often, autistics are indeed able to learn social skills to a certain extent in the context of intellectual learning. Others can learn social skills the old-fashioned way, usually through joining a group and coming out of their shell. Some can even come off as being completely neurotypical because they have come to realize that they must adapt to others' expectations of what's acceptable if they wish to succeed in life. They may also adopt the alternative approach of "Haters Gonna Hate," surrounding themselves with like-minded people and not giving a fuck about the bullies.

Chris, however, demonstrates a willful ignorance of normalcy, with a sense of entitlement coupled with an expectation that others should not only understand his ridiculous idiosyncrasies, but also accept them at face value. Sometimes, he even wishes to force [[Dating education|them]] upon others.

A layman might come to the conclusion that Chris is not autistic, and he's just a regular, albeit quite idiotic, guy with a few "eccentricities" and personality flaws, or jump to the other extreme and conclude that Chris is completely [[slow-in-the-minds|mentally retarded]] or full-blown schizophrenic. Some folks argue that Chris's autism is so mild that it's barely relevant, while others attribute his entire personality to it.

But the truth appears to be in the middle: Chris's characteristics are most likely a combination of genuine autism, [[Barbara Chandler|bad parenting]], isolation, and other [[Chris and mental healthcare|mental impairments]].

His symptoms are listed below, coded to match [https://www.cdc.gov/ncbddd/autism/hcp-dsm.html the official DSM-5 diagnosis:]

===A: Deficits in communication and social interaction===
====1: Social-emotional reciprocity====
Chris struggles with social-emotional reciprocity, the two-way understanding required for successful social interaction.

[[Image:Nnocac.jpg|thumb|150px|left|Trolls manipulated Chris into [[Ohio Trip|driving all the way to Ohio]] to save [[Julie|a fake girlfriend]]. Difficulties in discerning the motives and intentions of others is regularly observed among people diagnosed with autism.]]

=====Understanding others' intentions=====
Chris has difficulty gauging others' thoughts, feelings, ideas, and intentions. He doesn't always understand that these might be different than his own, or how to predict these behaviors. In [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails|an email between Clyde Cash and him]], he sent Clyde a link to [[The MovingFoward videos|a video he made of himself destroying his PS3]]. He destroyed his PS3 under the egregiously mistaken impression that he'd be given $9,001 for it, which is in itself an indicator of his fundamental inability to gauge others' actual intents and future behavior. He filmed himself doing it specifically to prove to Clyde, who wasn't present for the destruction, that it happened according to the video's objective portrayal. However, he added that if Clyde showed the video to anyone Chris didn't mean to see it without paying him the money, "it can be considered [Clyde's] Word Alone, possible Movie Editing and Actors, and NOT Fact" as though the video would have any less evidential weight on others if he denied to them what he rightfully claimed to Clyde that it showed with enough certitude that he would give him thousands of dollars because of its being shown.

Chris places disproportional importance on literal statements. Chris acted as though he could convince others of a fact contrary to videographic evidence simply by stating it. Another example is virtually the entire [[Liquid Chris#Liquid Saga|Liquid Saga]], where Chris honestly, fervently, pathetically tried to demonstrate what was already blatantly obvious to everyone: that his name is not [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] and that Liquid was not him. He seemed to believe strongly enough [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|to become visibly frustrated]] that others might believe Liquid's statements in the face of the obvious that he had to continually counteract those statements with his own as though just the statements were the most important or most effective means of proving what everyone already knew.

Chris is extremely gullible. While autistics can have problems with social cues such as sarcasm, thus being gullible at times, Chris is much more gullible than other autistics, let alone ones that are high-functioning. This is more due to his [[Naïve|inexperience]]. One need only see his extensive [[List of Chris's sweethearts|list of sweethearts]] to see just how easily fooled he is. In addition, not only has he been fooled by trolls (of both sexes) pretending to be female sweethearts, he has fallen for trolls pretending to be [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] and approached him about making a ''Sonichu'' game. A telling statement comes from the aforementioned email to Clyde: "even if you upload the video yourself, it '''can be''' considered YOUR Word Alone[.]" (''emphasis added'') Chris might operate on the assumption that if a thing ''can be'' true, it's always reasonable to behave as though it ''is'' true no matter how slight the chance and no matter how much more likely it is to be false.

=====Empathy and sympathy=====
Chris shows very little [[White knight#Chris lacks empathy himself|empathy]] and [[Chris and kindness|concern for others]]. In his [[Chris's Plea to Clyde Cash|plea]] to Clyde, his advice after the suicide of Clyde's brother [[Ryan Cash]] was "find yourself a girlfriend." He asks for ED to [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007|please understand]] him, because he is an "innocent victim of misunderstanding"—he wants empathy from others, but he can't return the favor. Chris primarily sees other people in terms of what they can provide for him; when accused of overstepping his bounds or other wrongdoing, he has no concept of [[Chris and remorse|remorse or apology]] except as something he must do to continue receiving favors. When forced to apologize, he makes insincere apologies followed immediately by further demands.

When Chris does attempt empathy, it's only when he already sees himself in the person, no matter how big the stretch is. This habit shows up in Chris's justifications for his votes. He voted for [[Obama]] because he was a victim of discrimination – equating Obama's struggle with racism to his own struggle with autistic persecution. He mainly voted for [[Hillary Clinton]] because she was a woman – which Chris has identified as since 2014. He never looked at either candidate's platforms or voted based on actual issues, just based on who he can "see" himself in.

=====Social awareness and boundaries=====
[[Image:Chris holding sign.jpg|thumb|right|The [[attraction sign]] in action. Struggling with social norms and approaching people is a sign of autism.]]
Chris struggles with social approach. He believed that holding up a literal [[sign]] with his requirements for an eligible sweetheart was a socially acceptable way to meet people. He would [[The Tale Of The Crazy Pacer|pace around]] public places aimlessly, and he has difficulty initiating conversations. He sometimes starts off the convo with botched attempts at pickup lines, and [[random-access humor]]. Nowadays, much of his social approach takes the form of meet-and-greet photo ops at [[conventions]], though he still screws it up.

Chris doesn't understand the concept of boundaries, whether physical or verbal. He kissed people he met seconds ago at [[TooManyGames]]. He was quite handsy with [[Megan]] and [[Emily]], and he buried his face in [[Catherine]]'s breasts. He regularly refers to his [[Mary Lee Walsh|superiors]] by their first name, sometimes even by [[Virginia Jeanine Sanford|pet names]] they don't even use. He doesn't seem to understand that different relationships call for different sets of social norms.

Chris lacks a conversational filter. He calls this [[Honest Content|honesty]]; normal people call it social dysfunction. Without provocation, he will tell you about his [[heterochromia|pinkeye]], his [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS]], his autism itself, and how he is a [[virgin with rage]]. Only when his [[Barbara|mother]] told him to knock it off did he actually give up telling everyone he was a virgin.<ref>[[Chris-Chan (CWCipedia)#Chris in Person (From THEIR Point of View)]]</ref> He mostly takes interest in himself while talking, only occasionally taking interest in his conversational partner.

All of the above could be explained by Chris's lack of social awareness. One notable instance of this, as revealed in the [[autism papers]], was when two [[Niggos|black]] ladies were speaking to Chris about his love quest, when Chris politely told them that they could not be his girlfriend because they were not white. Based on the report of the examiner, Chris believed he was merely informing the ladies as to his prerequisites for a potential sweetheart while oblivious to the fact he was being racially insensitive.<ref>[[Autism_papers#IDENTIFYING_STATEMENT:]]</ref>

====2: Nonverbal communication====
[[Image:0695-AnnaBD9.JPG|thumb|right|Awkward body language, as Chris displays here, is a common trait of autism.]]
[[File:0419-ChristianIs17-14.jpg|thumb|right|Demonstrating poor eye contact.]]
Chris can't show emotions well with facial expressions and body language. See [[CWC only accepts IN-PERSON FEMALE Encounters|his statement to the women of the world]] if you enjoy Chris appearing in your dreams. His inability to display emotions on his face has been called a "[[The Creepy Stare|dead fish expression]]" (though [[Barb]] displays a similar stare). When he does attempt to have an expression, it looks very cartoonish, possibly because he copied it from [[My Little Pony|actual cartoons]]. Also, notice his inconsistent eye contact in his [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]] news interview. He typically speaks in a monotone, and his attempts to sound expressive (see [[CWC's Message for Ivy]]) come off as creepy and unnatural. His incompetency with emotional display extends to his [[art]] and comics as well. He has a hard time displaying emotion on his characters' faces, and has even added emoticons :) to the speech bubbles to make up for his lack of ability to communicate through his art and writing alone.

Chris also has very poor facial and vocal recognition skills. [[Julie]] was a 13-year-old boy using an obvious falsetto and Chris fell for it. In [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3|one chat]], the boy made no attempt to disguise his voice and Chris was none the wiser, disclosing personal sexual details. Two images of different people were used to represent [[Blanca Weiss]], and Chris didn't notice. In an [[Vanessa AIM Chat 9|AIM Chat]] with [[Vanessa Hudgens]], she sent him a link to pictures of Megan Fox, and Chris complimented her on them, even though the two don't even have the same skin colour. He didn't realize that [[Emily]] and [[Kim Wilson|Kim]] were the same person, even though their voices and laughs were obviously identical. Chris is inconsistent with his self-portraits and drawings of other people, relying more on color schemes and cosmetics (hair, clothing choices, etc.) than on facial features to distinguish them apart.

[[Image:0485-CWC18th16.jpg|thumb|left|Chris has had very little social interaction since high school. This is one of the few pictures of him with his [[gal pals]], and it only shows him from behind.]]

====3: Interpersonal relationships====
Chris's social dysfunction has caused him trouble with developing and maintaining relationships – platonic or romantic. Many non-autistics have the same problem, but Chris is particularly inept at socializing.

Chris's earliest friend, [[Sarah Hammer]], was more of a bully than a friend; she locked him in the crawlspace of her house. His high school [[Gal-Pals]] were "hired help": Bob and the principal arranged a deal where they were paid to hang out with Chris. He rarely hung out with them outside school hours, except on his [[My big 18th party|18th birthday]] and at [[prom]].

Chris has had very few friends as an adult. He loses friends regularly, manages to get [[banned]] from his favorite hangouts, and has no contact with any of his beloved high school Gal-Pals. He did have a circle of [[Pokémon League friends|adult friends who played Pokémon with him]], but he lost contact with them once he switched his focus to [[imaginary friends]].

Despite this, Chris's social life was robust in comparison with his love life. Chris is in his late thirties, and he hasn't had a serious romantic relationship or any consensual contact with the opposite sex (aside from a [[Mia Hamm|prostitute]]), or [[bisexual|same sex]] for that matter. His foray into [[Dating profiles|online dating]] was a failure, and every one of his [[sweethearts]] was either [[Megan|just a friend]] or a troll. He viewed his desperate search as a [[Love Quest]] – a saga that began on his 21st birthday, and only ended when he got into a [[polyamorous marriage]] with his OCs.

Chris is also estranged from his family outside his parents. Chris's half-brother [[Cole Smithey]] has blocked him on social media. He has little contact with his other half brother [[David Alan Chandler|David]], and knows even less of his half-sister [[Carol Chandler|Carol]].

As with many autistics, Chris does manage to have good relationships with animals, whether [[Patti|real]] or [[Sonichu (species)|fake]]. Animals are more direct and don't have as complex of social rituals as humans. Animals also serve as a "social lubricant" for people on the spectrum. Anyone who knows anything about Temple Grandin can back this up.

===B: Chris's restricted and repetitive behaviors===
To receive an autism diagnosis, the DSM-5 requires restricted and repetitive behaviors [https://www.cdc.gov/ncbddd/autism/hcp-dsm.html in at least two of the following four categories.] Chris meets all of them; examples are given below:

====1: Movements and speech====
[[Image:KillThatHexBawx.jpg|thumb|Chris refers to the [[Xbox]] as the "HEXbox", showing both his [[brand loyalty]] and vocabulary of made-up words.|250px]]
Chris often exhibits echolalia, which means he constantly repeats phrases from his favorite television shows, movies and video games, regardless of whether they fit the current situation. In some instances, he calls this [[Random-access humor|"humor"]]. He tends to use solipsistic neologisms; that is, he creates new words that only he himself understands and expects other people to comprehend them. He uses the same terms and [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor|exact]] [[boyfriend-free girl|phrases]] [[sweetheart from the ground-up|frequently]]. Many articles on this very wiki have been written to explain the resulting [[CWC-isms]].

Autism is also linked to [[speech impediment]]s. Chris has trouble with articulation, and often slurs words together like "[[ED|Essaikapeeia Dramakka Payzh]]" and "[[Chris|Krishnwessonchanler]]". He frequently stutters, clutters his words, and speaks in a higher-pitched register.

Chris's unusual [[mannerisms]] are another sign. He rocks back and forth (dubbed "The Autistic Shuffle"), especially when [[stress]]ed. He uses the same gestures repeatedly, such as his [[stress sigh]], [[The Claw of Fail]], and the infamous [[Dramatic Glasses Removal]]. He feels the need to refer to people by their full names, plainly visible when he talks about himself, [[Clyde Cash]], or [[Adam Stackhouse]].

An overlooked but crucial characteristic affecting all of Chris's physical activity is his display of {{w|hypotonia}}, which refers to a distinct lack of muscle tone — in biological terms referring to tension rather than the colloquial use to describe muscle strength (although raw physical strength is also affected by it) — which affects motor skills as well as stamina. Chris is not only very clumsy, he shows abnormally low muscle strength and gets tired quickly even by [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|simply shuffling around for a couple of minutes]] — which cannot be entirely explained by his lack of physical exercise. Whenever Chris is shown sitting, [[Charlottesville Fashion Square#Chris captured on video|he is spread around like a rag doll]], [[:File:0782-CWCSpread.JPG|hanging limply]]—as his muscles cannot support his entire body properly.

[[Image:Please,_Donate_(720p).mp400001.png|thumb|left|250px|Chris has spent the majority of his adult life in his bedroom.]]

====2: Insistence on sameness====
One of the biggest symptoms of autism Chris displays is his fear and resistance to change, well beyond the point that it could be even related to his autism. Chris is reluctant to get or even look for a job as he has only worked [[Chris's resume|four months in his entire life]], has never come close to moving out, has a very hard time selling or giving up his toys or shirts, wouldn't stick to a diet and exercise program, [[Attraction Sign|doesn't try new ways to attract women]], and has a very hard time coping with his banishment from [[the GAMe PLACe]]—where he would usually spend his Fridays. This might be resistance to change of his old lifestyle of just going to school and coming home and playing video games; his proven tendencies to avoid responsibilities and self-improvement show that he is trying to remain a child or simply fears failure of all types.

Chris thinks in absolutes and in terms of clearly defined steps in order to do something. He thinks there must be sex on or by the [[third date]]. He describes his sadness in terms of his [[heart level]] and briefly mentioned a [[Scale of Respect]]. He feels that if he just knows the correct steps to getting a [[sweetheart]], he will be able to find one easily. His [[dating education|crash-course in dating]] and [[Dating|suggestions to Blanca]] assume that a relationship should follow a rigidly predetermined progression instead of a natural flow. In an [[Jackie E-mails 23|exchange of e-mails with Jackie]], Chris responded to her frank descriptions of his habits and lifestyle by saying she had exceeded the "Hurtful Truth Level"; while he knows he should be appreciative of hearing the truth about himself, this was the only way he could wrap his brain around the abstract idea enough to be able to tell her he thought she'd gone too far.

Some autistic people follow rules so strictly that it's bordering OCD. Chris however, has the opposite problem. He lives in a [[14 Branchland Court|filthy, unorganized house,]] makes comics with a very inconsistent plot, wears the same [[shirt]] for days at a time, and disobeys the [[Chris and the Law|law]] when it inconveniences him.

[[Image:0064-ChristianWSonic.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Autistics generally have "special interests." These interests can range from familiar subjects popular with most people, to specialised interests and areas of higher study, from elevators to astrophysics, or in Chris's case, Sonic the Hedgehog.]]

====3: Fixations and special interests====
Chris has an extremely narrow range of interests. He seems to only give a damn about video games, cartoons, prowling for his next [[sweetheart]], his initials, and [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]], so much to the point where he practically places [[Sonichu (character)|him]] somewhere in everything he creates. He often wishes to [[dating|combine]] two [[LittleBigPlanet#First Date Level|interests]].

Unnatural relationships with inanimate objects are also a sign of autism; Chris has evident obsessions with his [[medallion]], his [[PlayStation 3]], and any number of other items that clutter up his [[Chris's room|room]]. Since autistics have difficulty maintaining relationships with people, they often end up becoming emotionally dependent on objects, though this symptom is seen much more in autistic children.

Although he does not demonstrate any [[Honor roll|competency]] with them, Chris has a fixation on numbers and statistics that would generally be irrelevant to others. He describes measures in concrete terms (e.g. "5 mies[sic] from the city"<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_0/Page_2</ref> instead of "outside the city"), and has a particular obsession with times and dates, timestamping nearly every scene in the comic and giving his characters birthdays and middle names that have no relevance to the plot (unless it becomes convenient to "[[pedofork|age up]]" the characters). Needless to say, Chris's tendency to blurt out exact dates and times (assuming he's not talking out of his ass) has made the job of [[CWChronology|CWCki chronologists]] much easier. On the other hand, his haphazard treatment of dates and times in the comic has led to countless [[Continuity in the Sonichu comics#Chronology|continuity errors]].

Chris's fixations also manifest as [[brand loyalty]]. Chris has been loyal to Nintendo, Sega and Sony, to the exclusion of [[HEXbox|Microsoft]]. He's loyal to [[McDonald's]] and dislikes [[Burger King]]. He felt that [[Harry Potter]] was a threat to [[Pokemon]]. His brand loyalty went beyond simple preferences and extended to actual obsessions and hatreds. He'd hype up [[Axe]] and [[Walmart]] in videos. He'd blindly trust advertisements and even include ads of his own in his comics.

Chris's [[transgender]] identity is yet another fixation. According to psychologist Ken Zucker, trans folks are more likely to be autistic than the general population. The link is caused by, among other traits, autistics' tendency to fixate on issues (in this case, gender). Many autistic males (including Chris) also have qualities that can be considered "girly", such as passiveness. Since they have less social awareness, they may behave in ways that can be considered atypical for either sex and display less regard for gender roles. Chris and many other autistics perceive their quirks as being "female in a male body" or vice versa, and assume that they will fit in better as their desired sex.

His fixation showed itself strongly when Sega changed [[Sonic]]'s arms from tan to [[Sonic Boom protests|blue]]. Chris launched a crusade that ended with him [[26 December 2014|macing an innocent GameStop employee]]; a criminal offense launched entirely by a minor change to a fictional character who happens to be Chris's icon.

====4: Sensory processing====
Autism affects how the brain interprets the senses. Chris is often either hypo- or hypersensitive to sensory stimulation. Chris often wears his accessories and medallions over top his clothing to avoid skin contact with metals and plastics. This is evident in the way in which Chris wears his watch over the cuff of his sleeve and wraps his medallion through the collar of his shirt.<ref>[[:File:0793-CWCIs24-2.jpg]]</ref> Most obvious however is his [[Fashion#Wrist_warmer|wrist warmer]] which he places on the chain of his medallion. Chris has stated that "[...] it is a part of my necklace; it's a "Wilson" wrist-warmer I use to cover the discomfort of the number of Links back there."<ref>Email from Chris posted in old PVCC thread 162</ref> Loud sounds also bother Chris. He was prohibited from attending pep rallies in high school,<ref>[[August 2013 Facebook Posts#Actual friendships]]</ref> and has expressed hesitation about visiting bars because of the noise.

Sensory dysfunction isn't limited to the five external senses – it extends to internal, "hidden senses" such as balance, body position, [[Obesity|hunger]], thirst, [[biological clock|time]], [[pickles|gag reflex]], and internal body pressure (such as when one has to [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|use the facilities]]).

==Severity of Chris's autism==
{{quote|He may be high functioning (which I actually doubt -- who would want to admit to thousands of strangers that they are actually severely challenged??), but that does not mean he can function like a non-mentally challenged person.|rae12, Cracked.com<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20150503081114/http://www.cracked.com/funny-3956-chris-chan/</ref>}}

Informally, autism may be subdivided into separate classifications based on the intelligence and degree of function the autistic individual possesses; for a general idea, this crude scale could have levels of high-functioning, medium-functioning, and low-functioning. Chris has latched onto this concept and will frequently qualify his condition, saying he has '''high-functioning autism''', or '''HFA'''. Generally, HFA is loosely defined as; the ability to live in the mainstream world as opposed to being institutionalized, having near-normal comprehension, demonstrating fluent speech, and possessing average or above-average intellect. This presents Christian with an easy scapegoat and alibi: he cannot be blamed for his own failures because he has autism, but he does not accept treatment or advice for his "medium" or "low" level autistic traits because he's ''high-functioning'' and therefore, nearly normal.

[[Image:CWCBitchesDunno.jpg|thumb|left|250px|Chris will be quick to tell you about it, though.]]

[[Trolls]] have often noted that the "high-functioning" qualifier is '''not''' a clinical diagnosis and is '''not''' recognized by the {{w|DSM-IV|DSM-IV-TR}} or the {{w|ICD-10}}. This usually goes hand-in-hand with questioning the severity and/or diagnosis of Chris's impairment, if not outright calling him a [[List of Chris's lies|liar]]. However, the Chandlers didn't make the "HFA" label up, and compared to kids who can barely speak and just walk in circles all day, Chris is relatively close to neurotypical. Semantics aside, though, it's clear that Chris is far from normally-functioning. Only an [[Autism papers|updated]] [[28 October 2011#Arraignment, plea bargain, and sentencing|psychological profile]] would really provide insight into the complex and controversial mixture of autism and mental illness that is present within Christian.

The newer {{w|DSM-5}} ''does'' distinguish different levels of severity based on the amount of support needed, but the new term is "Autism Spectrum Disorder [[Vidya|Level 1]]", not "High-Functioning Autism". Additionally, the autism community detests functioning labels since they oversimplify the spectrum as a one-dimensional scale. When describing whether or not someone can speak, the community prefers "verbal" and "nonverbal" instead of "high/low functioning."

Disgustingly, but perhaps not surprisingly, Chris detests [[Slow-in-the-minds|low-functioning autistics]] in the [[Chris and hypocrisy|exact manner]] that he fears normal people will detest him. In [[Mailbag 25#High functioning babble|Mailbag 25]], he compares those with low-functioning autism with those who suffer from severe retardation or severe brain damage, thinking that they would have their arms linked together, have deformations, be confined to wheelchairs or crutches and drool and grunt and growl. He has also described them with extremely cruel and derisive terms, calling them "WINDOWS TO HELL" and compared them to "zombies".<ref>[[Mailbag_5#In which Chris speaks ill of the handicapped|Mailbag 5]]</ref><ref>[[Mailbag_11#Elevators are important for the handicapped, so they don't want any phobias|Mailbag 11]]</ref><ref>[[Mailbag_25#High functioning babble|Mailbag 25]]</ref> The irony of his resentment toward "low-functioning" autistic people is that he has a severely autistic cousin, as revealed in the [[autism papers]]; this probably means that either Chris is not aware of his own relatives (very probable), or he has disowned members of his own family on the basis of them having the same medical condition that he has (albeit more severely affected by it), being the autism-Nazi he is.<ref>[[Asperger syndrome]]</ref>

He explains that he refuses to date a girl with any form of autism because he fears that seeing them will make him think about what he might be like if he had anything other than high-functioning autism.<ref>[[Chris_chan_(CWCipedia)#Chris_Chan_on_sticking_things_up_b.2A.2A.2Ahole.|Chris chan (CWCipedia)]]</ref> Chris believes he can do much more than any low-functioning autistic could, even as he's living with [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]] well into his thirties, has never had a real girlfriend or held a steady job, and [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|soils his pants]] on a semi-regular basis.<ref>[[Mumble 3]]</ref>

Still, presuming Chris is autistic, he is high-functioning since he can talk, drive, write and draw, [[Speech impediment|even if]] [[Chris and art|he's not]] [[Son-Chu#Distracted driving|the best]] [[Chris and writing|at these things]]. However, this also means that he has the same medical condition as Elon Musk, Temple Grandin, and [[Pokémon|Satoshi Tajiri]], amongst many others, yet he has failed to do anything significant with his adult life – hence proving that his vulgarity and failure are, for the most part (this is further elaborated on below), his own fault.

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==Onset and diagnosis of Chris's autism==

{{quote|No one GIVES A SHIT that you are autistic, they NEVER DID.|[[Jackie E-mails 23|Jackie]], telling Chris something he'll flat out ignore.}}
[[Image:SchuComic10P09.jpg|thumb|Now GodBearJesus can't get him to shut up.]]

Chris's version of how he developed autism is best explained in the [[Song of Christian]] video. There he explains how a [[Abusive babysitter|babysitter]] locked him in a room filled with toys at around age 1 1/2. After crying for hours, he emerged from the room unable to talk; as Chris himself puts it, "[[Chris and religion|God]] put the mute button on me".<ref>[[Song of Christian#The actual poem]]</ref> (This implies that Chris could talk before this incident, which directly contradicts Chris's own parents stating that he never spoke until around the age of seven.) Most specialists claim that these symptoms of autism begin to show around that age anyway,<ref>{{w|Autism#Characteristics|Wikipedia: Characteristics of autism}}</ref> so even if the events of the story happened, the babysitter didn't cause the autism. It is far more likely that Chris's parents simply looked for anyone to blame for Chris's sudden loss of language development, even a random babysitter. Notably, Chris has diverged from this story before, having claimed at least once that he was intentionally "injected" with autism by doctors when he was a child as if that were even possible. Nevertheless, it speaks volumes on the [[List of Chris's lies|veracity]] of the former account if he can't even keep his story straight, not to mention that Chris probably [[Naïve|has little idea on the causes of autism]] anyway.

As for how Chris ''actually'' became autistic, studies have shown that there is a [http://www.webmd.com/brain/autism/news/20100208/autism-risk-rises-with-mothers-age positive correlation between the age of the mother and the risk of autism]. Given that [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] was 40 years old when she gave birth to Chris, this is a likely explanation.

It is also worth noting that [[Bob]] was an engineer, and studies have found higher autism rates among children of engineers (and other technical occupations).<ref>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4093805/</ref> Bob's granddaughter [[Savannah]] is also autistic.

It is currently unclear how Chris came to be considered as "autistic", although Chris has claimed that his parents possess official documentation about this in a safe. When pressed to release this information, he provided a [[autism papers|2004 psychiatric evaluation]] that states Chris was diagnosed with autism when he was "around age five or six". However, there's no way to be sure if the evaluator simply wrote down Chris's responses to his questions or independently verified them. (For example, Chris might not remember his exact age when he was diagnosed, but you'd think his medical records could be more precise than "five or six".) By the time of the Chandlers' legal battle with Greene County, Chris's autism seemed to have become a universally accepted fact, but the details of how, when, and where Chris was diagnosed remain a mystery.

When recounting his childhood, Chris usually skips straight from the "evil babysitter" incident to age seven, so we know very little about what (if any) treatment he received during this crucial period of development. In a [[CWCipedia]] [[mailbag]], Chris claims that when he was young, his parents were told he would never be able to read, write or function on a normal level. He and his doctors have now upgraded his condition to "high-functioning", but apparently his incredibly abysmal upbringing has actually allowed it to progress to mid-functioning at best.

In his "Song of Christian" video, he explains that his mother took him to the toy department and coaxed him to read aloud the names of Go-Bots, and later [[Transformers]]. Chris says he began speaking again when he was seven – that is, in [[1989]], when the Transformers line was on its last legs and the Go-Bots line had long since vanished. This would seem to indicate that this form of "therapy" had to have gone on for several years before producing any results.

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==Persecution==
Chris attended [[Greene County Primary School]], apparently without incident, from age 5 until age 9. Problems arose for him in the fourth grade at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]], where he alleges that the faculty wanted to remove him from mainstream classrooms and send him to what he calls an institution. He also claims that the teachers at the school held him down and recorded his screams. Chris frequently cites this as evidence that the school was senselessly cruel towards him, for no reason apparent to him except an innate fear and distrust of autistic people. More probable, given Chris's ongoing behavioral issues, is that he threw a temper tantrum so big it forced the faculty to physically restrain him while refusing to restrain himself. There's no way to know if Greene Elementary treated Chris unfairly, but the incident does suspiciously resemble Chris's [[arrest]] in July 2005. The Chandlers sued to prevent the school board from removing Chris from mainstream education before ultimately relocating to Chesterfield County to continue Chris's mainstreaming there.

Chris frequently brings up that the reason people used to [[Kick the Autistic|be cruel to him]] in his childhood was because "they did not understand Autism". In the [[1980s]]. When autism had been known for around 40 years. When asked about why they did not understand, Chris delivers his canned response of "I do not know".

There's no way to know how much of Chris's attitude about the Greene County crisis is based on his personal recollections or what he was later told by his parents, who themselves seem unusually paranoid about the county's vendetta against their family. However, the result of the incident is clear: Chris emerged from adolescence firmly believing that many people not only misunderstand autistic people but hate and fear them. He seems to believe this prejudice is based not on a person's actions (e.g. throwing fits and irrationally screaming) but on a person's mere identification as autistic, regardless of function. Given Chris's fear of low-functioning autistics, he may in fact think this prejudice is [[Chris and hypocrisy|perfectly justified]], but wrongfully targeted at a high-functioning individual. Of course, in Chris's mind, he may as well be the only high-functioning autistic in the Universe, so he is the one and only innocent victim in "everyone's favorite game, [[Kick the Autistic]]".

Chris's tactful and sensitive comments on a news story about a woman with [[Asperger syndrome]] being raped revealed that he believes the media, like the rest of the world, has a bias against autism similar to "{{w|Missing white woman syndrome|Missing White Woman Syndrome}}", and that the story wouldn't have been reported if the victim was a woman with "proper" autism.

==Chris's misconceptions about autism==
[[File:Autistichu.png|thumb|300px| Chris probably blames some evil autistic sonichu .]]
It's not clear that Chris has any understanding of what, precisely, autism is, except that a) he has it, b) it's a bad thing, and c) [[Chris and his Ego|he's a brave little boy for living with it]]. His song "[[A-U-T-I-S-M]]" sums up his attitudes about the disorder:

{{quote|A-U-T-I-S-M: what does it mean? Silence and friends unseen! A few brains as well: that is autism! And that makes us seem special to you!|Chris, attempting to spell out autism in more ways than one}}

To Chris, that's all it is — a condition that makes you a bit smarter than normal human beings and mysteriously makes people not want to be your friend.
[[File:Mii.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's personification of autism for beating up in Super Smash Bros.]]
Chris also seems to only be aware of the symptoms of autism that fit in with his odd, pseudo-Bohemian lifestyle. Asexuality is very common in autistic people; this is because any form of romance or sex may be too intimate for an autistic mind to cope with. This completely contradicts Chris's "[[Love Quest]]" and suggests that he is actually trying to compensate for his inability to feel true sexual attraction, even if that means becoming a genuinely disturbing pervert. His tone-deafness for singing is fairly unusual for an autistic individual as well – autistic people tend to have stronger pitch perception, and they are more likely to have perfect pitch than the general population.

Chris [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|considers himself to have "Helped cultivate the First Generation of Autistic People",]] suggesting that he believes [[Chris and his Ego|he is a prevalent figure in the autistic community.]].

In a [[May 2010]] [[Some Favored Comedians|video]], he stated that our society is spending so much time on the Internet that ''everyone'' is becoming autistic.<ref>[[Toucher and Rich Segment#Chris's Response|Chris responds to Toucher and Rich, May 2009]]</ref><ref>[[Some Favored Comedians]]</ref> This further proves that people with little to no social contact shouldn't attempt social commentary. That, and Chris has no fucking clue what his own disorder is actually ''like''. In [[November 2010]], he tried to use this excuse to guilt trip [[Jackie]] into being sorry for yelling at him, which worked as well as you'd expect.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 23]]</ref>

Chris's failure to understand the symptoms of autism may well explain some of his odd behaviors. Due to lack of social activity and poor theory of mind, Chris doesn't seem to realize that his behaviors are what they are, as best demonstrated by his belief that [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|it is normal for an adult to shit themselves]]. Chris does not recognize the differences between himself and others, and this applies to the differences between himself and neurotypicals - and, seeing no differences, he believes his autism to have been thoroughly conquered, even while embodying every single trait of it.

===Chris on the causes of autism===
There's a broad scientific consensus that autism largely arises from genetic factors. Chris's own case is consistent with the theory that children born to older parents are at greater risk of developing autism.<ref>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Causes_of_autism#Genetics</ref> Bob and Barb were 54 and 40, respectively, when Chris was conceived.

Chris's own expressed views on the root causes of autism are all over the map. He's espoused a few different theories at different times and in different situations. His oldest theory, dating back to the [[Song of Christian]] in the late 1990s, is that the [[abusive babysitter]] was responsible for his condition. In [[Mumble 3|his arguments with]] [[Clyde Cash]] in early 2009, he said that "scientifically speaking, [autism] has possibly come from a drug, or otherwise it may possibly be genetic", and that the babysitter incident merely "brought out the, uh, curse that was buried within me."

When explaining his condition to [[Father Call|Matt Devoria]] late in the fall of 2009, Chris insisted that autism has no genetic factors. In that instance, however he had an obvious agenda. He hoped to convince Matt that any children he fathered with Matt's daughter [[Kacey]] wouldn't wind up inheriting his condition; because of this, it's difficult to say exactly how sincere he happened to be at that moment.

To muddle the issue even ''further'', in [[Mailbag 12]], Chris blamed the cause of autism on a shot "the doctor's [sic] optionally give to the child after birth", apparently in reference to the highly disputed {{w|MMR vaccine controversy|urban myth}} alleging that childhood vaccinations lead to autism. It's not likely that Chris even has that much of an awareness of the facts and assertions of said myth, and was probably looking for a throwaway excuse to deny any hereditary factors.

In a [[Some Favored Comedians|video]] in 2010 Chris said the Internet made people autistic, likely confusing the hyperbolic claim often made jokingly to that effect with fact. Ironically Chris's excessive use of the Internet in place of human interaction has probably done more to exacerbate his symptoms than almost anything else.

In his [[Autism Tutorial Part 1|Autism Tutorial]] from early 2011, Chris slewed back toward a more mainstream view, discussing the genetic factors behind autism and complaining about how his parents conceived him late in life. He also, however, warned viewers that smoking, drinking, or exposure to car exhaust could cause dangerous genetic damage that might result in autistic children.

===Chris versus Asperger syndrome===
{{see also|Asperger syndrome}}

Chris is easily outraged by any attempt to associate or confuse autism, high-functioning or otherwise, with Asperger syndrome, a similar condition now considered by many experts to overlap with HFA on the autistic spectrum. In fact, Asperger syndrome was eliminated and replaced with "autism spectrum disorder, level 1" in the new DSM-V, making both the condition and "high-functioning autism" one and the same.<ref>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DSM-V#Asperger_syndrome</ref>) At times, Chris has stated that he dislikes Asperger syndrome because sufferers of the disorder supposedly steal sympathy away from autism awareness. He has also claimed that the name is too close to "ass burger" or "ass booger" for his taste. In the early days of the CWCipedia Mailbag, asking Chris about Asperger syndrome was the most effective way to troll him; this culminated in the creation of [[Asperchu]].

In the present, Chris simply hates Asperger syndrome because it reminds him of how angry he got the last time someone brought it up — in other words, a completely unjustifiable opinion. Chris has declared himself "close-minded" on the subject, dismissing all scientific opinion contrary to his own, and angrily refuses to be convinced that he does not occupy a more favorable (exactly what that means depends on whether Chris is looking for pity or adulation at the time) tier of the spectrum.

===Chris on Neurotypicality===



Chris also has little understanding of the concept of neurotypicality, the state of lacking any kind of autistic traits. Some people on the autism spectrum, especially those with [[Aspergers]], are deemed to be of above-average intelligence or possess a special talent in another field like music or art. Chris has taken that to mean that he himself must also be in that same group of autistics, where he is much smarter than the average person. This is especially prevalent during the Dimensional Merge era, where he refers to non-believers as "neurotypically hindered".

==Chris on autism education==
Chris is a firm believer in mainstream education for children with autism, a trait he doubtlessly picked up from his parents, who went to [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|incredible lengths]] to keep him in mainstream classrooms throughout his school years. He had special education classes in addition to his mainstreaming - [[coping]] skills classes during both middle and high school.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails]]</ref>

[[Mailbag 12|When asked for his advice on how to raise an autistic child]], Chris replied "...Most Importantly, MAINSTREAM; let your child be free to communicate and associate with the Normal Society. Special Education is okay, but that will not do in the longest run." Later, [[Mailbag 15|for advice on how "to succeed despite being afflicted with Asperger's"]], Chris's only response was, "My advice is to Mainstream the child."

During a [[04232010 - Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless|video from April 2010]], Chris read off a lengthy printout of autism-related information. After quoting a passage about how the education of autistic children should be undertaken by trained professionals in specialized settings, Chris offered his own opinion.

{{quote|As for me though, I highly recommend mainstreaming, lettin' 'em go though normal life. I mean yeah, give 'em the special treatment while they're young... but when you get 'em in elementary or middle school... or high school, mainstream is the way to go.|Chris, [[04232010 - Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless|Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless]]}}

In short, Chris believes that the approach that produced the man as we know him today (i.e. ignoring the problem and doing nothing to help it) is the best possible way to raise and educate children with autism.

==Autism cured?==

[[Image:454-CWCsPossibleFuture.JPG|thumb|Autism appears to be in Chris's future...]]

Chris's greatest dream is that his autism might one day be cured (although in 2006 he would have unhesitatingly sacrificed such a cure in order to obtain a [[PlayStation 3]]). There are instances of children inexplicably recovering from the symptoms, but there is no known cure for autism that can simply be applied to everyone like Chris's "homo vaccine." Imagine the surprise of the mental health community, then, when Chris revealed in [[March 2009]] that he had overcome his autism once and for all:<ref>[[Sarah Reveals Herself]]</ref>

:'''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I'm not going to blame it on my autism; I have realized that I am over that now.
:'''Sarah May:''' Over what?
:'''Sarah May:''' Over your autism?
:'''Christopher C.W.C.:''' yes
:'''Sarah May:''' . . .
:'''Christopher C.W.C.:''' anyway, what is it that you want to do?
:'''Sarah May:''' Christian
:'''Sarah May:''' Are you serious?
:'''Sarah May:''' Autism is not influenza
:'''Sarah May:''' You don't 'get over it'
:'''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I've broken out of my autistic shell, and I am better able to socialize in public, with the past practices online.

Chris claimed during the same chat that he may not be making sense due to a virus, easily allowing for him to retract this. Fortunately, Chris has discovered that [[stress]] is a more socially popular scapegoat for his personal shortcomings. Of course, people learn to manage stress, but what do you expect?

As of [[May 2009]], Chris seemed to have regained his autism and was back to blaming it for all his problems, seemingly believing that autism is as easy to shake/regain as the common flu. However, [[November 2009]] saw Chris again claiming to have been miraculously cured, as stated at the end of part 2 of his [[Sonichu Powerpoint]] presentations, where he described himself as a "high-functioning autistic ''recovered''". A [[December 2009|month later]], Chris again backpedaled; in response to ED's claim he was "suffering" from autism, he [[Chris chan (CWCipedia)|agreed]] that "''I still am for real.''"

Chris's flip-flopping self-diagnosis simply illustrates his misunderstanding of his problems. Since autism is his scapegoat for when he fucks up, to him that's really all it is — a disease that makes people fuck up all the time. Therefore, when he fails, he has a bad case of autism, and when everything is going well (such as when he believes he has a girlfriend), he thinks the autism has gone away. What Chris really wants, then, is not a cure for autism but a life in which nothing happens that he would need to blame on his autism; that is, a life in which he has a girlfriend and nobody criticizes him.

In June of 2016, he [[Announcement_06292016#Video_2|claimed to have cured his autism]] using [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]]. He stated that the track made him think clearer and [[Chris and socialization|interact better with others]]. However, he has shown no improvement in the quality of his recent videos, and he would continue to make autism-related content in the future.

==Things Chris has not blamed on his autism==
[[Image:Tumbleweed.gif|What did you expect?]]

==Chris and other autistics==

Listening to Chris go on about "us TRUE and HONEST autistics," you might think he has some kind of misplaced sense of autistic solidarity. But this would merely be dumb, and Chris-chan always shoots for both dumb and repugnant, so the reality is that he doesn't give a shit about anyone's autism but his own. He calls lower-functioning autistics "windows into hell"<ref>[[IRC (17 December 2008)]]</ref> and regards them with [[Chris and hypocrisy|exactly the same kind of fear and mistrust he bitches about people treating him with]] when in reality many much lower functioning autistics lead far more independent and fulfilling lives than he does. He has also expressed a disdain for others with high-functioning autism, with HFA being one of the characteristics excluding a woman from being a [[attraction sign|potential sweetheart]]. Meanwhile, he looks at people with [[Asperger Syndrome]], who are on roughly the same part of the spectrum as him, as dirty whores trying to somehow steal the limelight from "real" autistics (ironically, many feel this way about Chris).

Chris has only once included another autistic person in his comics. In emails with [[Sarah Jackson]], she told Chris that her sister was also a high-functioning autistic. When Sarah was included in [[Sonichu 9#Episode 19: Date Ed (Even Though the Idea Sounds Dated)|Episode 19]], so was her sister, [[Rita]]. When Rita was given dialogue after Sarah's [[death]], what she said made so little sense grammatically (even by [[Chris and writing|Chris's standards]]) that it is hard to see it as unintentional. It can, therefore, be speculated that Chris, thinking his own autism so much better than anyone else's, was attempting to make Rita seem as unintelligent as he assumes other autistics and people with mental disorders are.

For their part, people with autism universally facepalm when they look at Chris, with some even going as far as [[A-Logging|wishing he'd fuck off and die]] and stop giving them a bad name. The deleted article about Chris on TV Tropes said it best: they wish he'd Stop Being Stereotypical and embodying the worst perceptions of their condition. The article also noted that to people with autism or Asperger's, Chris was "Paranoia Fuel;" that is to say, it scares them to think they're like him. [[Chris and hypocrisy|For the actual high-functioning autistics out there, Chris himself is the "window into hell".]]

The Aspies for Freedom website has had a couple of run-ins with Chris that nicely demonstrate how other autistics regard him:

* [http://web.archive.org/web/20110915021308/http://www.aspiesforfreedom.com/showthread.php?tid=14371 Aspies For Freedom thread] where Chris or someone impersonating Chris asks for help against [[ED]]. The aspies offer the usual advice of ignoring the [[trolls]], which by the way is the best advice.

* [http://web.archive.org/web/20110915021331/http://www.aspiesforfreedom.com/showthread.php?tid=15676 Aspies For Freedom thread] where someone asks about Chris, but everyone else just wants to avoid the drama. A few of them realize that what ED says is true even though it may be a "hate site". Apparently, previous drama involving Chris led them to disable registration.

The [https://web.archive.org/web/20180626224122/https://autism.wikia.com/wiki/Christian_Chandler Autism Wiki] called Chris an enemy of the Autism Community until the article was removed on 4 March 2019.

Tl;dr: Chris has no support in the online autistic community unless it's from someone who would rather he commit suicide.

== References ==
<references/>

==See also==
* [[Asperger syndrome]]
* [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)]]
* [[A-U-T-I-S-M]]
* [[Autism Tutorial]]
* [[Chris and psychology]]
* [[Kick the Autistic]]
* [[Slow-in-the-minds]]
* [[Stress]]

==External links==
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20180626224122/https://autism.wikia.com/wiki/Christian_Chandler Christian Chandler on the Autism Wiki]
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Liquid Chris

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{{Troll}}
{{quote|Chris initially wanted to ignore Liquid. We had to tell him that if he didn't publicly refute Liquid, it could be used against him to steal the Sonichu copyright. Chris is lazy and, by default, ignores most trolling.|[[The Man in the Pickle Suit]]<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/yt-16-06-we-need-immediate-funds-please.31624/post-2351871</ref>}}

{{infobox
| title = Liquid Chris
| image = [[Image:CChanSonichuCWC.jpg|250px|center]]
|header1 = Information
|label1 = Name
|data1 = Christopher Morton Duckworth
|label2 = Also known as
|data2 = Chris Chandler<ref>[[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!]]</ref> Jeff<ref>[[Exposing Jeff]]</ref> "The Previous Chris" "The Other Chris"<ref>[[11052009 Kacey, I Love You, and I Need You]]</ref>
|label3 = Date of Birth
|data3 = [[1990]] (age {{Age|1990|12|31}}-{{Age|1990|01|01}})
|label4 = Gender
|data4 = Male
|label5 = Nationality
|data5 = [[United States|American]]
|label6 = [[Chris and race|Race]]
|data6 = White
|label7 = Spouse
|data7 = [[Kacey]]
|label8 = Siblings
|data8 = SimplySpoons (brother)
|label9 = Occupations
|data9 = Freelance comic book artist [[SHOWDOWN: The TRUE CWC Confronts The FAKE|Musician]]
}}

'''Liquid Chris''' (real name: '''Christopher Duckworth'''; born 1990) claimed to be the [[TRUE and HONEST]] '''Christian Weston Chandler''', and the one and only creator of the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]. In reality, he was simply an impersonator on [[YouTube]] who initially just made videos to amuse himself and his friends, before Chris learned of his existence and saw him as a threat to his asperations for a massive ''Sonichu'' multimedia franchise.

Liquid Chris was played by identical twin brothers Chris and Jon Duckworth. Chris portrayed Liquid on YouTube and in the PVCC Forums, while Jon portrayed him during the Sing-Star Challenge.

Once he was in Solid Chris's sights, Liquid played along with his rivalry with Chris-Chan and became a full-time [[Trolls|troll]], addressing his counterpart as [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] based on his IBAChandler YouTube username. Liquid would eventually get into fights with Solid over [[Kacey]]'s heart, and he and she retired from trolling Chris after "getting married". This saddened Chris, though he quickly got over it and moved onto finding another [[sweetheart]] after about a day.

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==Prologue==
[[June 2009]] was a busy month for [[Chris]] (henceforth '''[[Metal Gear Solid|Solid Chris]]'''), with both highs and lows. Solid was getting out of the house more and knocking back some [[Chris's Big Night Out|Long Islands]] with a new group of acquaintances. He was given the reins to his shiny new [[CWCipedia]] and had his [[YouTube]] account "CChanSonichu" compromised. Yes, he was [[Rollin' and Trollin']] indeed.

{{quote|And I'm nowadays wearing a vest and improving my image.|Solid Chris<ref name="realprotest">[[REAL Protest against the FAKE]]</ref>}}

==A challenger appears==
{{protip|"Liquid Chris" was actually Christopher Duckworth, and he made no actual attempt to steal Chris's identity. It was just a comedic impersonation that Chris took too seriously. It should also be noted that Liquid tried to make it as blatantly obvious as possible in the beginning stages (i.e. stuffing a pillow in his shirt, paper cut-out medallion).}}
[[Image:Torture.jpg|Liquid torturing the impostor.|thumb]]
[[Image:Liquid VS Solid.png|"There's room for only one Chris, and one Mayor!" |thumb]]
:''See also: [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, June-July 2009#Antebellum|Liquid's Antebellum Videos]]''

At the end of the month a new YouTube account, [https://web.archive.org/web/20100522150728/http://www.youtube.com/user/CChanSonichuCWC http://www.youtube.com/user/CChanSonichuCWC], appeared with a simple premise: that the ''real'' Christian Weston Chandler (henceforth '''Liquid Chris''') was back online after a long absence, during which he lost his account to hackers, so all the weirdness on "CChanSonichu" was the work of hacking trolls, and he announced that he was ready to resume posting HONEST content on his new account. This new CWC posted four more videos, much of which were [[parody|parodies]] of earlier videos by Solid Chris.

{{quote|How else would I get fan art, if I was not the original creator of Sonichu?|Liquid Chris, [[CChanSonichuCWC_Videos,_June-July_2009#Update:_I_am_Still_the_Real_Christian_Weston_Chandler_Despite_LIES_AND_SLANDER._Also.2C_Some_Fan_Art|3 July 2009]]}}

Notably, Liquid Chris sported:
* An official [[Sonichu medallion]] (made out of paper)
* A [[Chris and fashion|striped shirt]] (brown)
* [[Pedo-Glasses|A pair of rather bulky glasses which would look ridiculous on anybody else.]]
* [[Obesity]] (by means of a stuffed shirt, later removed)
* [[Speech impediment|A distinctive nasal voice]]
* [[Autism]]

All of which, of course, made him almost [[Chris and reality|''indistinguishable'']] from Solid Chris! Solid himself made no comment, probably because he didn't notice the new videos among the chatter of all the other trolling. The alternative — that Solid just ignored them — is far too reasonable to consider.

==Ian Brandon Anderson==
{{main|Ian Brandon Anderson}}

What really cranked this up to eleven was a chain of events that started with Solid Chris getting his "CChanSonichu" channel back: First, Solid posted [[CWC Calls Out Three Naïve YouTubers|a series of videos]] on 10 [[July 2009]] where he "called out" three trolls by their YouTube handles, and dropped their dox (well, dropped "supposed states of residence"). That resulted in the permanent banhammer for "CChanSonichu".

The next piece fell into place when he posted his Rollin' and Trollin' video on his new YouTube account, "[[IBAChandler]]". When it hit [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], newfags everywhere momentarily lost control of their bowels, thinking they'd been trolled by a grand master. Trolls, however, did what trolls do best: they started riffing on it. Pretty quickly, YouTube comments popped up referring to Solid as "Ian Brandon Anderson". Such was the price of success for Solid's small drop of near win in his sea of epic fail: he had delivered unto his enemies a weapon that they'd use for months.

Even then, the damage control from that episode alone would probably have kept him from noticing Liquid's videos. Until that is, Liquid raised the stakes in an attempt to get Solid's attention.

==The CWCivil War==
===Opening shots===
[[Image:Honest-and-true.jpg|thumb|right|TRUTH and HONESTY established by the state of [[Virginia]]!]]
:''See Also: [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, June-July 2009#The CWCivil|Liquid's CWCivil War Videos]]''

The war began on 21 July, when Liquid uploaded a [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, June-July 2009#Now Selling the OFFICIAL and ORIGINAL SONICHU Merchandise of CWC, NO FAKERIES OR IMPOSTOR|video]] that reeled Solid in hook, line, and sinker, having sold Sonichu merchandise with [[Samantha Thaddeus]] at Otakon. A rebuttal was in order:

{{quotebox|DO NOT BUY from the Impostor, "<nowiki>http://www.youtube.com/user/CChanSonichuCWC CWCCChanSonichuCWC</nowiki>". HE IS CRAPPY, and [[Chris and English|his Nasal Voice]] is JUST DOWNRIGHT AWFUL.

Also, if I wanted to buy PAPER, I'd go to [[Wal-Mart]] and buy 500 FULL 8.5 X 11 Sheets for about 5 dollars!

HIS CHURCH? HE MUST LIVE IN FRICKIN' OHIO with "[[Julie]]"; [[Chris and hypocrisy|NEVER DRIVES GREATER THAN 7 Hours]] JUST TO EVEN VISIT [[Wesley Memorial]] in [[VIRGINIA]].

F*** HIM TO HELL!<ref name="realprotest"/>}}

Solid also took time out from his busy schedule to post threats on Liquid's YouTube comments:

{{quotebox|'''The Final Showdown'''

Hey, DUMBASS! [[Chris and his ego|YOU WISH YOU WERE ME]]! I would say YOU are Stuck... IN MINUS-SECOND-GEAR!

I am Calling YOU OUT!

[[14 Branchland Ct.]] [[Ruckersville]], VA
BEFORE August 2, 2009.
If you really WANT to be me, then Come Face Me.

oh, BTW, YOUR [[Speech impediment|NASAL VOICE]] IS MORE GRATING THAN THE WORD "[[Naive|NAIVE]]", and METAL NAILS ON THE CHALKBOARD.

But "Naive" is even WORSE than NAILS.

You are a Nerd and a Whimp!

Have a good day. 
Christopher Christian Weston Chandler<ref name="realprotest"/>}}

Even at this point, Solid Chris still may have let this all go, as he was simultaneously getting blackmailed by [[Jack Thaddeus]], who was holding his [[PSN]] account to ransom. But as that wound down, Liquid caught Solid's eye again, by picking up on the Ian Brandon Anderson meme:

{{quotebox|Hello, again, Loyal Fans,

It is I again, Christian Weston Chandler. NOT Christopher Christian Weston Chandler as EVERYONE KNOWS I Changed my name FROM Christopher to Christian (PS: That Troll, as Some have now Informed Me, his Real Name is IAN BRANDON ANDERSON). Anyway, I am Working Very Hard on Sonichu 9 and Things may be Progressing Heavily with my new TRUE [[Gal-Pal]] [[Kacey]] and I. Also, Expect more Announcements of this Developing Caliber in the Future.

Stay True.

CWC<ref>[[CChanSonichuCWC_Videos,_June-July_2009#Christian_Weston_Chandler.27s_EXCITING_ANNOUNCEMENT_of_SONICHU_and_Addressing_Things.| Christian Weston Chandler's EXCITING ANNOUNCEMENT of SONICHU and Addressing Things.]]</ref>}}

===The battleground===

===="More Than A Feeling"====
[[Image:CWCvsIanGuitar.jpg|thumb|The REAL Chris is not only cute, he can play the guitar!]]
:''See Also: [[CWC More Than A Feeling]]''
:''See Also: [[CChanSonichuCWC_Videos,_June-July_2009#More_Than_A_Feeling_THE_TRUE_VERSION_by_Christian_Weston_Chandler_.28CWC.29|More Than A Feeling THE TRUE VERSION by Christian Weston Chandler (CWC)]]

For whatever reason, Solid dug up an old video of himself failing at ''Guitar Hero'' and dumped it online. Liquid shot back with a TRUE and HONEST rendition on a real guitar.

====Spanish Challenge====
[[Image:Cestnepas.jpg|thumb|Ceci n'est pas une Chris.]]
:''Main Article: [[CWC Update 29 July 2009]]''

More [[I Am The TRUE, Original CCWC|video rage]] followed before Solid attempted a cunning plan:

{{quote|También. Mi presente. Responde en español bueño. ¿Si no que bueño? Tu no eres el verdad. Tu eres el impostor.|Solid Chris, ''[[CWC Update 29 July 2009]]''}}

The plan backfired when [[CWC Update 29 July 2009#Liquid's_response|Liquid responded more fluently in Spanish, French, German, and Japanese]].

====''SingStar'' Challenge====
[[Image:Tgtdfw4.jpg|thumb|Only one clear choice, choosing the TRUE and HONEST Chris.]]
{{Main|SingStar Challenge}}

{{quote|Alright, Christian, Mr. Brown-Striped Impostor, since you have been able to accept and complete my question challenges, it is time to issue a new challenge.|Solid Chris, [[SingStar Challenge|"''SingStar'' Challenge"]]}}

And then he shaved his goatee off. Dry. With a safety razor.

As expected, the contest went to Liquid, the absolute chad, and Solid, as always, was a sore loser about it. Liquid had a tally of four votes in favor, two against. He then took his leave from the competition, after announcing a number of personal coups:
* That he'd finally found a true sweetheart, [[Kacey]].
* That he'd landed a job as a Production Manager and Game Designer at [[Microsoft]] for a ''Sonichu'' game for all consoles.
* That Dark Horse Comics would be publishing his [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comics]], making him even more filthy rich, with the opening of the CWCStore.

And finally, that he had decided to stop battling the Solid, and move out of his parents' house to live in Redmond, Seattle, to continue his happy, successful life.

==="SHOWDOWN"===
{{Main|SHOWDOWN: The TRUE CWC Confronts The FAKE}}

{{Quote|You’re breaking my balls here.|Solid, [[SHOWDOWN|"SHOWDOWN"]]}}

On 9 [[August 2009]], Liquid called Solid up and confronted him over the slanderous lies he was telling on YouTube. Solid tried reason, and when that failed, he threatened to get Liquid arrested for identity theft, dragging Bob into the debacle along the way:

{{quotebox|If you DO NOT COME CLEAN RIGHT NOW, I am going to get my father in on this further, and you are going to get FUCKING ARRESTED, THROWN IN JAIL AND YOU WILL NOT GET TO LIVE THE PEACEFUL, HAPPY LIFE THAT KACEY AND I WOULD LIKE ''YOU'' TO LIVE, BECAUSE KACEY REALLY CARES FOR YOU, ''MAN''!<ref>[[SHOWDOWN|"SHOWDOWN"]]</ref>}}

==="I, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia, Have Grown Up."===
On 14 August 2009, Liquid announced that he was departing YouTube for the time being to pursue turning his ''Sonichu'' series into an acclaimed media franchise.
{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = I, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia, Have Grown Up.
| video = {{#ev:youtube|1pbi94LLabY}}
| Stardate = 14 August 2009
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = {{Music}} Music {{Galpals}} Kacey
| Performance Style = {{Reason}} Reason
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#Verdict: I (CWC) WIN the SingStar Contest. Also, More Updates on Sonichu and Going Places :)|Verdict: I (CWC) WIN the ''SingStar'' Contest. Also, More Updates on ''Sonichu'' and Going Places :)]]
| next = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#GONE|GONE]]
}}

Of course, this sent Solid completely over the deep end. First, he raged:

{{quote|STOP THAT IMPOSTOR BASTARD WHO HAS BEEN POSING WITH MY NAME, MY ADDRESS, MY PHONE NUMBER, EVERYTHING! STOP HIM! HE DESERVES NOTHING!|Solid Chris, [[NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!|"NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!"]]}}

Then, he tried reason:

{{quotebox|The ''Singstar'' Challenge was NEVER to verify who was the real Christian Weston Chandler, because everyone on the [[Internet]] knows that I am, he's the impostor. They should quit encouraging him. And I wish that he would stop his stupid, damn, dirty game. I don't know what the heck is wrong with his head. [''his voice gets higher''] He ain't right. He don't even let me get a word in edgewise. He just keeps going on and on AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ONNNNNNNNN! Worse than my father!<ref>[[The Contest NEVER was to Determine Who was Who|"The Contest NEVER was to Determine Who was Who"]]</ref>}}

And as summer disappeared, so too did Liquid Chris: The apparent victim of foul play. Viewer discretion is advised, as the next video is extremely disturbing.

{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = GONE
| video = {{#ev:youtube|5VEt7DgWMNk}}
| Stardate = 15 August 2009
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = {{Violence}} [[Death threats]]
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#I, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia, Have Grown Up.|I, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia, Have Grown Up.]]
| next = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#10152009|10152009]]
}}

Chris's sweetheart, [[Kacey]], was distraught over the event and posted a video confirming Chris's disappearance and announcing her withdrawal from their engagement.

==CWCivil War II: Kacey Boogaloo==
[[Image:Megatron_pistol2.jpg|thumb|Chris's solution to Boyfriends.]]
{{Main|Kacey}}

Liquid Chris reappeared on 15 [[October 2009]] with a new video explaining the trials and tribulations of the past few months, and igniting a heated love triangle with Solid for Kacey's affections. According to Liquid, he had been unlawfully detained in a meat-packing factory, and when he managed to escape, he found himself in Africa. With the assistance of a few others, Liquid managed to make his triumphant return to Ruckersville, and the stage was set from there on out.

In the [[Greetings to Kaceys Folks|video]] addressed to Kacey's parents, Solid called him '''"the previous Chris"'''. In a [[11052009 Kacey, I Love You, and I Need You|desperate video for Kacey]], Solid called him '''"the other Chris"''' repeatedly.

When the dust had settled, Solid's behavior had [[Father Call|offended Kacey's father]] and, through his immaturity, pushed Kacey back into the loving TRUE and HONEST arms of the Liquid.

{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = 10152009
| video = {{#ev:youtube|Ni8d6CRSD1o}}
| Stardate = 15 October 2009
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = {{Homos}} Homos {{Rumors}} Rumours
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#GONE|GONE]]
| next = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#THIS will NOT STAND, you HOMO JERK. FROM: the True C.W.C with Birth Name Christopher.|THIS will NOT STAND, you HOMO JERK. FROM: the True C.W.C with Birth Name Christopher.]]
}}

===Epilogue===
[[File:Liquid Chris.jpg|thumb|200px|[[TSSSF]] card Chris made of Liquid, eight years after the closing of the saga.]]

Liquid Chris is now married to his beloved sweetheart, [[Kacey]]. As the one TRUE and HONEST creator of Sonichu, his artwork and comics are extremely popular and he often attracts many beautiful [[boyfriend-free girl]]s with his medallions and his [[Gitar of Fail|Guitar of Win]].

Liquid makes mad [[Clyde Cash|cash]] by selling said medallions at Otakon and other [[anime]] [[Anime Mid-Atlantic|conventions]] while voicing Solid in ''[[Sonichu the Animated Series|Sonichu: The Animated Series]]''. He has also made several hundred thousand dollars from his two critically acclaimed games, ''[[Pokémon: Lightning Version]]'' and ''Sonichu: The Crystal Chronicles'' for the [[Nintendo|Nintendo DS]] and [[HEXBox|Xbox 360]], respectively. On 27 July 2011, Liquid bid fond faredieu to the trolling universe on YouTube by closing his account.

Solid Chris then considered Liquid Chris a friend.

After Chris Duckworth abandoned his Liquid Chris persona, he acquired a BS in oncology, and he currently works as a cancer research doctor.<ref>https://www.targetedonc.com/news/tumor-growth-angiogenesis-ovarian-cancer-linked-to-key-adapter-protein</ref> Time will tell if his findings will bring us one step closer to the cure.

While Chris Duckworth has retired from trolling Chris-Chan, he recorded a [[parody]] of the theme song to ''{{w|The Cleveland Show}}'' at some point prior to [[November 2015]], when the video was reuploaded. The song was eventually animated as ''[[The Chris-Chan Show]]'' in [[November 2020]], which would attract the attention of Chris-Chan.

In the years since, Chris eventually forgot about much of the Liquid Chris saga.<ref>[[Idea Guy Q&A]]</ref> However, in fall [[2019]] Chris created a [[TSSSF]] card of Liquid Chris, showing he still holds some animosity towards him – the card describes Liquid as a villain utilizing "pretentious acting".

{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = Sonichu's Copyright Proof and Thank You Kacey's Father
| video = {{#ev:youtube|eL_mkCKuWXQ}}
| Stardate = 06 November 2009
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = {{Comics}} Comics
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#My Half of A Whole New World For Kacey|My Half of A Whole New World For Kacey]]
| next = [[Sonichu_Special_4|Conspiracy to ATTEMPT MURDER AGAIN from Ian Brandon Anderson (his Comic Pages)]]
}}

'''VIDEO DESCRIPTION:'''
{{quotebox|Kacey, you Know who is Right, in Your Heart.

Signed,

"Christopher" Christian Weston Chandler (C.W.C)}}

== Liquid's last statement ==
Hello All, 

I have been Enjoying the Married Life with my Sweetheart and making Several Hundred Thousand Dollars at Nintendo and Microsoft on Pokemon: Lightning Version and Sonichu: The Crystal Chronicles for the Microsoft X-box. I do not have much time for the Youtube, but my Good Friend Dr. Aleksander Egorov (a Physics Animator) has taught me how to Edit Well. In my Spare Time, I have been honing my own Skills as an Editor. I created this Project for my Loyal Fans, who are STILL being TERRIBLY ANNOYED by the Fraud, Ian Brandon Anderson. It is Very Nice to have a home in Redmond, Washington now; I do not care for the fact that I do not stay in one place for long. Perhaps I will be coming to a Convention Near You, Sonichu fans. I thank God and Jesus every day for Each One of you. This is my message for now; Goodbye. 

Gladly to be Where I Am, 

Christian Weston Chandler 

PS: As I have SO MANY MESSAGES now, do not Trust that yours can, or will, be answered; I appreciate EVERY ONE, and all Nice Comments.

==Irony==
[[File:Liquidd.jpg|thumb|left|Ian acts as the real Chris, in [[100 2270|"100 2270"]].]]
[[Image:LiquidChrisBelieveInMe.jpg|thumb|BELIEVE.]]

IBAChandler has mocked Liquid on several points:

* [[Speech impediment|His nasal tone.]]
* [[Chris and fashion|His brown striped shirt.]]
* [[Chris and money|Actually making money off ''Sonichu''.]]
* [[Obesity|His appearance.]]

It's a bad sign when one is fighting a mirror, and worse when the mirror is winning, worse still if it is a fun-house mirror made especially to [[parody|mock]] you.

In early August 2009,<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2009]]</ref> Solid began to believe that Liquid couldn't be the real Chris because only the real Christian Weston Chandler is a [[Slow-in-the-minds|retard]] who is the laughing stock of the Internet. Therefore, the fact that Liquid isn't trolled and doesn't do dumb shit suggests that he isn't the real Chris. Of course, previously mentioned theories seem to disprove this assertion.

In a further fit of irony, Ian ended up impersonating Liquid in a bizarre attempt to woo Liquid's girlfriend, [[Kacey]].

And in a last irony, Ian impersonated Chris who was impersonating him impersonating...or something...in [[100 2270|"100 2270"]].

 

== In the comic ==
[[Image:TrueAndHonestCWCArt.jpg|The impostor [[Chris]] stole his famous lecture to the [[Jerkops]] from the real Chris.|thumb|left]]
[[Image:Ibachandlercroppedsmaller.jpg|Beel explains Liquid's fate|thumb|top|right]]
[[Image:Furryiba.jpg|thumb|Go, [[IBAChandler]], and copycat-ly [sic] sieze [sic] to the extreme!|left]]
[[Image:Liquids_end.png|The commission as first seen in Ben Saint's lecture|thumb|top|right]]

Despite being one of the most important events in Christory, the Liquid Saga is addressed in only two pages within the entirety of ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]''. On 17 [[November 2009]], Liquid made his very first appearance in Solid' Chris's [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]]. Solid, being the slanderous impostor that he is, had the nerve to claim that Liquid's name was Ian Brandon Anderson, and once again tried (and failed) to convince everyone that he was the TRUE and ORIGINAL creator of the [[Sonichu]] franchise.

Chris planned a future plot where [[Giovanni]] captured [[Rosechu]] and forced [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Chris]] to cede control over [[CWCville]] to Liquid. This, however, has yet to be done.<ref>[[CWC Blog#20 November 2009]]</ref>

Since Liquid's fate in the comic remained nebulous at best, [[Ben Saint]] commissioned a piece from Solid Chris that explained Liquid's ultimate fate. To the surprise of Saint himself, Chris actually delivered. The piece was revealed in a YouTube lecture by Saint on the timeline of the Sonichu canon<ref>[[https://youtu.be/vFOIauPQ5XI?t=4433| Sonichu 101: A CWC Lecture]]</ref> and included commentary by [[Beel]], [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]] and Chris himself.

{{quote|So, you want to know the fate of the past impostor of Christian, as the original person was known? Simply put, [[IBAChandler]], he was dragged down to hell, punished of identity theft, and all of his memories and past incarnations reset. His soul was born a fresh blank into a newborn child, and his old body was burned in Hell's lava pool.|Beel in the commissioned art.}}

However, [[Sonichu 13]] its mentioned that an "Ian Brandon Anderson" was elected as the head police chief of [[CWCville]]. Whether these two were meant to be the same character (thus making the commissioned comic page non-canon) or a totally different person with a similar name was never explained.

==Fan videos==
{{collapsible
|Not TRUE AND ORIGINAL
|
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)|Christian Weston Chandler... Yep, I'm On Hexbawks. :)]]
| video = {{#ev:youtube|XhENYYmGAeA}}
| Stardate = 25 [[January 2010]]
| Maker = BobbyHillify
| Subject =
| Video Type = Trailer for the upcoming [[Xbox]] game.
}}

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Theme Song - Caillou
| video = {{#ev:youtube|ipQvu7JoAbE}}
| maker = SiIvaGunner
| stardate = 4 [[November 2016]]
| type = High quality video game rip
}}

}}

==See also==
[[File:Chrischan_cosplay.jpg|thumb|''Liquidus'' Chris.]]
* [[Solid Chris]]
* [[Solidus Chris]]
* [[Jimmy Hill]]
* [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]], another doppelganger of Chris featured in the Sonichu comics

==References==
<references/>

== External links ==
* [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWx5HnCkR0B0L6oPwjoiWsg The Liquid Archive]
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20170525184830/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/The_Real_Chris-chan The Real Chris-chan] on an archive of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]

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Talk:Clover and Snoopy

2021-07-23T20:17:50Z

Superspongebobbros: /* Livestream speculation */

'''It May Not End Well For Those Two Pups...'''
Those poor dogs. Stuck in Casa De Chandler with Chris. But, with Patti's long life(for a Chandler animal) to go by, and the fact that the Chandlers shall soon be reintegrated into common society, than they might not be too bad off. If Chris loves them as he did Patti, perhaps we could see two more furry sonichu characters (If Chris ever makes them again...). Wait, in a sense, I just hoped for the death of two animals in the hopes of more characters in an abhorrent comic that may never be continued. I feel horrible now. [[User:Icetailgreg|Icetailgreg]] 09:00, 4 August 2012 (PDT)
:The CWCki talk pages are not meant serve as a forum, they're here only in order to improve the different articles. If you want to discuss Clover and Snoopy in a manner not pertaining to improving their article I suggest you go visit /cwc/ or the CWCki forums. - [[User:NegaCWC|NegaCWC]] 09:27, 4 August 2012 (PDT)
:: Do you think Mitt Romney can defeat Obama? --[[User:DawnDusk|DawnDusk]] 19:33, 6 August 2012 (PDT)

Will there be any more information from Chris on these two? Has he put anything about them on Facebook? Obvious speculation, but these two could have been acquired to help Barb and Chris (haha) cope with losing Bob, even though Bob died in September 2011. That usually what happens when a loved one dies. [[User:Mikau|Mikau]] 15:04, 12 August 2012 (PDT)

== Should the Virginia Humane Society be alerted of the animals mistreatment? ==

I am honestly sick to death of how Chris and Barb have treated their pets. I wanna know what you guys think. Should we alert them and have them condemned or let the abuse continue?
*People had already tried that stunt with Chris's home after the tour and THAT IS MY HOUSE came out. Nothing happened. Head to [[THAT IS MY HOUSE]] for more info. [[User:Windows OS|Windows OS]] ([[User talk:Windows OS|talk]]) 20:32, 6 October 2017 (UTC)

== Chris's reaction ==

I dunno about the line: "Chris seemed to come to terms with Snoopy's demise rather quickly, as he'd resumed his social media habits as if nothing had happened a day after his dog's passing." He did refer to Snoopy again the next day, "I am still Healing", "I do see him still, and I will see him again post-merge." Also Snoopy was more of Barb's dog. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 06:55, 18 July 2021 (UTC)
:I added a revision to use more neutral language, while also acknowledging that Chris is still upset. [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] ([[User talk:KingClark|talk]]) 08:07, 18 July 2021 (UTC)

== Livestream speculation ==

The paragraph about the fanfic reading discusses speculation from some about Chris abusing the dogs. I don't think that speculation should be mentioned there without more evidence. As it is, whatever happened was off-camera and could've been anything. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 16:33, 23 July 2021 (UTC)
:I second this, mainly because accusing Chris of something as serious as this without much evidence comes off as really scummy. [[User:Superspongebobbros|Superspongebobbros]] ([[User talk:Superspongebobbros|talk]]) 20:17, 23 July 2021 (UTC)

True and Loyal Fanbase

2021-07-20T17:24:53Z

Superspongebobbros: reordering this paragraph

{{quote|1000000000+|[[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris's]] totally [[Chris and reality|accurate]] and [[Chris and his Ego|unbiased]] estimate of the number of ''Sonichu'' fans, [[Common_Questions#26_January_2010|Common Questions, 26 January 2010]].}}

[[File:Chris BronyCon18 with Sonichu.jpg|thumb|250px|Chris posing with a fan cosplaying as Sonichu at [[BronyCon]].]]

[[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] constantly refers to his fans as his '''True and Loyal Fanbase''' (or "[[Speech impediment|fandase]]"). In [[Mailbag 48|Mailbag #48]], Chris stated that he believes he has over one billion fans, meaning that roughly one-eighth of the world's population (or one third of [[Chris and the Internet|Internet]] users) has supposedly discovered and grown to love ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' since the comic began back in [[2000]]. Even in [[2021]], he thinks that ''Sonichu'' is more popular than mega-franchises like ''{{w|The Lord of the Rings}}'' and ''{{w|Harry Potter}}'',<ref>[[July 2021 social media posts#Christianity]]</ref> despite the fact that he wouldn't be living in borderline poverty if that were the case.

While his fans used to be comprised entirely of trolls feigning support for him, Chris eventually garnered a more "legitimate" fanbase, albeit one with a sizeable amount of [[White knight|white knights]] and [[enablers]] mixed in with fans of ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'' and ''[[Pokémon]]'' and furries in general.

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==Personal army==
[[File:ChrisPersonalArmy.jpg|thumb|This is what Chris actually believes.]]
Like many individuals who have become notorious on the Internet, Chris believes that he has a sizable fanbase that adores him. Furthermore, he persists in this belief despite the fact that his "fanbase" has repeatedly proven to be composed exclusively of [[trolls]].

[[Image:SchuComicFreeBack.jpg|thumb|200px|Spread the word!]]

Chris addresses his supposed supporters whenever he feels they would be most helpful, such as when he needs support in a [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|contest]] or wants to see a [[Clyde Cash|troll taken care of]], and speaks in the sincere expectation that total strangers will carry out his orders simply because he gave them. This belief was likely reinforced by the backfired trolling attempt during the [[GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes]], and it's possible that's what drives him to continue acting this way.

Chris tried to play the personal army game in the aftermath of his [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|12 April 2010 confrontation]] with [[Michael Snyder]]. The related [[Jackie e-mails]] gave us an interesting glance at Chris's perspective on his ability to command his fans, as well as this interesting tidbit:

{{Quote|Considering after what had transpired, I decided to upload the audio-only video onto my [[YouTube]]. I tried to be nice and peaceful. Now HE (Michael) will have to deal with my [[Trolls]] for his discrimination against me.|Chris, [[Jackie e-mails Part 2#The GAMe PLACe Aftermath: Chris's Version|expressing his belief that trolls will help him.]]}}

It's currently unclear why Chris believes his trolls would bow to his requests. It's possible he thinks that his trolls are indiscriminately cruel to everyone, and that, if given a target, they would lash out against it without a second thought. Then again, given his sizable [[Chris and his Ego|ego]] and shaky grasp on [[Chris and reality|reality]], it's also possible he thinks that trolls will do what he says just because he said it.

On 17 [[July 2010]] Chris posted a series of [[Twitter|tweets]] (if they can be called that given that Chris boldly defies the definition of microblogging) on his [[Twitter]] account after roughly three months of silence. In typical Chris fashion, he was only doing so not out of care for his fans but to ask for people to give him DLC codes for ''[[ModNation Racers]]'', helping to push his agenda along by claiming that he was still working on the ''Sonichu'' comics. This is despite the fact that much of Chris's ''Sonichu'' fanbase had long ago given up hopes for any new pages. Along with e-begging, Chris proceeded to plug his ''ModNation Racers'' creations.

Chris's understanding of his personal army has become more apparent with the [[Calling Out]] videos. Somehow, Chris thinks that revealing the contact information of his trolls guarantees that they will be trolled. It is not difficult to see Chris's pattern of thought here, considering the fact that ever since his own address was released on the internet it made his house a hot spot for phone calls from trolls, letters from trolls, and hookers from trolls.

==Chris's contempt for his fans==
[[Image:Sonichufans.png|thumb|Fans of ''Sonichu'' lining up to get an autograph from Chris.]]
Chris takes his alleged fanbase entirely for granted. When he doesn't want something from them, he ignores them. He is happy to try and extort them, in fact, as when he threatened [[Take that Page DOWN NOW!|to withhold his comics unless the ED page was taken down]]. Despite his contemptuous attitude towards them, he assumes that his TRUE and LOYAL fans will keep the [[trolls]] in check. Another example came on [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|27 August 2009]], when Chris implored his fanbase to remove every last video that showed the [[Tour of Chris's House|tour of his house]] after his father found out about it. To this day, mirrors of the two-part video still pop up to mock Chris.

Despite his belief that his fans adore him, Chris is notoriously inattentive to the sort of things that allow a person to continue having fans. He believes that people love him for his [[Sonichu (comic)|comic]], and yet his updates are often months apart. His attitude is neatly summed up at the end of [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], in the message from [[Things Chris has ripped off|Marvey Blaziken]]. Chris wants the adulation that goes along with being a popular artist, but he thinks that he ought to receive it in exchange for whatever amount of effort he feels like putting forth. Which, Chris being Chris, isn't very much at all.

Chris refuses to take responsibility for his output or lack thereof, blaming any troubles on [[stress]] caused by trolls. In a sense, because he expects his fans to take care of the trolls for him, he's blaming them for the fact that he can't keep updates regular. He also shows his fans contempt by having the radio on in the background during fan chats over [[Mumble]]<ref>[[Mumble 1|Mumble #1]]</ref><ref>[[Mumble 3.5|Mumble #3.5]]</ref> and giving extremely short, often rude, responses to lengthy, innocent questions in the [[Mailbag]].

As his ego has swollen over the years, Chris seems to have come to believe he can control what his fans do with their lives. In [[Down with asperchu|a video from January 2010]], Chris told his fans to never read an issue of ''[[Asperchu]]'' because "there are no LINKS" to Chris's works. He later went so far as to try and [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L|brainwash]] his followers into hating what he viewed as a rival comic.

==Chris turns on his fans==
In [[March 2010]], after a troll interfered in Chris's pursuit of [[The Wallflower]], Chris took to his [[CWC Blog|blog]] and attacked his fans along with the trolls, accusing them of breaking up his quest for true love out of a selfish desire to consume more of his comics. "You all are just as Terrible as I portrayed [[Mary Lee Walsh]] to be," he declared, "[[Chris and hypocrisy|so self-absorbed in yourselves]], spoiled, and such, YOU ONLY want more story arcs and [[Chris and art|art]] MORE QUICKLY than my own Inspiration can come up with. You all are nothing bug [[Chris and money|greedy]], [[Chris and anger|impatient]], [[Sarah Hammer|un]][[Megan|lov]][[The Wallflower|ed]] and corrupted people."

He also claimed to tire of trying to please the "millions" of fans he has. Instead, he explained that he only wants to please "[[Ruckersville|the local few around me]] who I truly and deeply care about." What this could mean is a number of things. The biggest thing he feels they have done is trolled him just as badly as the trolls themselves just to get his comics. Thus, he feels that they share equal blame with the trolls just because he doesn't want to spend time working on his comic.

This might have represented a valuable moment of clarity on Chris's part. He may have managed to discover, however inadvertently, that all his comic really accomplishes is to draw unwelcome attention to him.

Unsurprisingly, Chris soon forgot all about this and went back to assuming command over his personal army, directing them to [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|harass a manager]] for not letting him back into a store.

== Legitimate fanbase ==
[[File:FanbaseTrends.gif|thumb|Worldwide interest in Chris has remained about steady since [[2008]].]]
Chris's fanbase evolved into legitimate supporters during the middle of the 2010s. These include a healthy stream of people patronizing his online [[business]] and people who pose for photos with him at conventions. Occasionally, [[Fan visits|fans visit]] at Chris's house.

===Source of income===

Throughout the [[Financhu Crisis]], Chris has relied on his fanbase for a large proportion of his income, through begging videos and selling Sonichu-themed products. In October 2017, Chris set up a [[Redbubble]] store, where he sells prints of himself on various items such as pillows and miniskirts, fully expecting that his fanbase will enthusiastically buy these from him and wear clothes with his photos outdoors.

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
File:Fan skkkyrawr cosplay.jpg|Female fan cosplaying as Chris
File:Chrischan_cosplay.jpg|Male fan cosplaying as Chris with [[Fanta]]
File:Lynch_to_the_supreme.jpg|What Chris expects from the fans
</gallery></center>

==Fan videos==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Sonichu Mega Collection
| video = {{#ev:youtube|Ltg4_ozl7SY}}
| stardate = 12 [[October 2018]]
| maker =[[Ben Saint|the sergeant at arms]]
}}

== Sources ==
<references/>

==See also==
* [[Chris and his Ego]]
* [[Copitz]]
* [[Fan visits]]
* [[MAGfest]]
* [[Enablers]]

[[Category:People]]
[[Category:CWC-isms]]

Encyclopedia Dramatica

2021-07-15T20:09:29Z

Superspongebobbros: /* See also */ recursive link

{{protip|Stop trying to put mentions of ed.wiki or ed.online on this page. Only use them to replace broken ed.com links.}}
{{quote|Behold, the Mistake of God|The header on Chris's Encyclopedia Dramatica page}}
{{Quote|I will see to that website's demise, or my name isn't Christian Weston Chandler.|[[Transgender|Christine Weston Chandler]]<ref>[[Megan emails, 2008]]</ref>}}
'''Encyclopedia Dramatica''' (a.k.a. '''ED''' and '''æ''') is a satirical wiki and the home to the Chris-Chan page that introduced Chris to the world at large in [[2007]] and made him a popular target for [[trolling]]. In complete violation of common sense, Chris added [[Honest Content|lots of unwanted personal information]] to their article on him, which naturally made himself a bigger target. That move, along with Chris's other shenanigans, eventually led to the creation of the [[CWCki]] once the ED page became too long and unwieldy for a single article.

==ED discovers Chris==
In late October 2007, Chris drew the attention of the folks in a forum at [[Wikipedia:Something Awful|Something Awful]], a comedy website. Shortly thereafter, the good people at [[4chan]] also trained their lasers on Chris. Topics of discussion included his [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comic]], his [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|website]], and his [[MySpace]] page. [[Anna McLerran|Anna]]'s blog story, "[[The Tale Of The Crazy Pacer]]", was also uncovered. The wealth of information and its lulzworthiness prompted the Anon later known as [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] to create the original Chris-chan page on Encyclopedia Dramatica, on 3 November 2007. Within two years it underwent over 5,000 revisions and became arguably the most popular page on the site.<ref>[[Jason Kendrick Howell interview]]</ref>

==Chris discovers ED==
Almost immediately, Chris discovered his ED page, during what he called "the worst weekend of my life".<ref>[[Chris emails 2007#November]]</ref> He was horrified by the explicit fan art, what he would later call "Dark Parodic Shit".<ref>[[June 2012 Facebook posts#Dark parodic shit]]</ref> He was especially enraged by the inclusion of a recent photo of himself, surreptitiously taken at [[The GAMe PLACe]] by [[Daniel Mimms|Mimms]] and uploaded to 4chan by [[Lucas]].<ref>[[Mimms and Lucas Q&A]]</ref> "A hacking terrorist group, Anonymous, and 4Chan are somehow involved in that page as well", he intoned.

Chris's initial response to this character assassination was civil. He uploaded a [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement|video]] on 7 November, addressed to ED, requesting that the page be removed on the grounds that it misinterpreted his noble and innocent person. Within a few days, however, he opted to take efforts to personally delete or [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|edit]] the page.

After a considerable amount of bitching, Chris posted this gem on the ED talk page:

{{quotebox|I AM ADDING THE [[Rule 34|POSITIVITY]] THIS HELL-HOLE OF A WEBSITE NEEDS; you just do not appreciate the POSITIVITY I AM ADDING TO THE PAGE. What I am doing is a STAND against OFFENSIVE, UNNATURAL, UNREQUIRED [[Pickle|Additions]] to ANY Female Image. What I am doing is a STAND for EVERY SINGLE WOMAN Everywhere, because NO WOMAN would EVER want such a Horrific Twist of Fate. What I am doing is a STAND against the VERY THING that is NOT FUNNY AT ALL!!!!!!!

So, Draw Breasts, [[china|Vaginas]], Uterus, Ovaries and the God-Given Eggs within them, you [[Duck|Two-Inch Short]] [[Pickle|Dick-HEADS!!!!!!!!]]

Sincerely, Christian Weston Chandler, A Man For The Women, For the [[Women's Rights]], For the Women's Justice, For the Women's Peace.

P.S. [[Chris and hypocrisy|Grow a BACKBONE and GO ASK WOMEN OUT AS WELL, YOU TROLLS!]]}}

Chris then returned, admitting defeat after his tard rage:

{{quotebox|Months ago, I have found from this page being the first of a number hate against me, Christian Weston Chandler. *[[sigh]]* Among the number of you all, my name has been dragged through the mud, my e-mail and MySpace have been hacked for the e-mail information and random information that have been twisted into mockery of [[obesity|my person]], [[Chris and sex|my integrity]], [[List of Chris's lies|my honesty]], [[Ryan Cash|my compassion]], [[heart level|my heart]], [[Chris and religion|my soul]], [[autism|my being]]. Not only that, but the names of my two best gal-pals, [[Megan Schroeder]] and [[Anna McLerran]], and my Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon, [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]], have also been dragged through the mud of mockery along with mine. Not only were [[heart level|my feelings were hurt greatly]], but also those of [[Megan]] and [[Anna]], and a number of my acquaintances within my small social circle were shocked and terrified that such [[trolls|cruelty]], such [[pickle|mockery]], such [[homos|hatred]] was built from the number of those who have added more and more to this disgrace of a description of my [[autism|being]].

For a while, I was angry and enraged, and I shoved information and drawings regretfully drawn beyond my personal boundries down the throat of the webmasters of the page, in attempt to kill the hype and hatred against me. But No More, I give up on trying to edit the page to be more positive, or to delete the page altogether.

But I have ONE Question, that I put unto you all, the individuals who have taken part in creating this web page, and I would appreciate an Open, Detailed and Honest Answer from each of you in simple e-mails or reply on this discussion page.

[[Frequently Asked Questions|Why do you hate me so much?]]

What did I do against you to cause the hatred against me? What physical or emotional harm have I ensued unto you? Why do you hate me for being myself in this world full of people who can't help but be themselves? I've had nothing against any of you. I don't even know any of you personally, as far as I know. I have nothing that any of you have already, so Why?

I leave you with that to ponder and ponder again over.

Sincerely;

Christian Weston Chandler.}}

Trying another angle, Chris also encouraged ED to muster as his personal army to go after [[Joshua Martinez]]. Obviously, nobody did what he asked<ref>http://web.archive.org/web/20080227084345/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&oldid=1997409947</ref> He also tried to create a page on ED for his "CCWC's Fanart of Horrors" (see: [[troll]] art), but a sysop immediately caught it and redirected it to an anti-Semitic template.

Chris's meddling with ED was a key reason for the destruction of his relationship with [[Megan]]. On 11 [[November 2007]], in an attempt to "shove so much information down their throats and drown them into taking the page down," Chris uploaded five pornographic drawings to his ED page, including the infamous [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]]. When Megan found out about the drawing in [[March 2008]], it was the final straw. Chris made more furious efforts to scrub the images from ED, but to no avail. Of course, Chris [[CWC's Second Message|blamed ED for all of this]].

By late summer [[2008]], Chris had largely given up on direct involvement with ED. Around the spring of [[2009]], he may have posted one or two comments on the ED talk page referring to [[Clyde Cash]]. The first is below. It was deleted fairly quickly.

{{quotebox|I have learned that there was a connection between her and a state in Washington where some of you have been lurking, and that she was not found in any public records. It took me a week to recover from the [[heart level|crestfallen emotions]], but I am moving on with my life.

Also, you'll have to catch me IRL ONLY to [[troll]] me any further. [[fangs|Do you dare?]]

Peace-Out, Christian Weston Chandler

--ChrisChanSonichu 22:54, 14 May 2009 (UTC)}}

There was some dispute over it actually being Chris until he himself confirmed it in the post that followed:

{{quotebox|Hey, [[Clyde Cash|CLYDE]], you JERK. I said "IN REAL LIFE", not [[PS3|Playstation]]. Also, why don't you be the man you CLAIM to be and face me yourself? You keep sending out your prawns to do your dirty work, you coward. >:-(

Christian C.}}

According to Clyde, the above entry was deleted after roughly a minute, probably due to Chris realizing that if he were to ever arrange to meet Clyde, he'd only send his parents anyway.

==1 April 2009==

[[Image:ED April Fools' 2009.PNG|left|thumb|Screenshot of ED's front page.]]
[[Image:Chris-chan ED April Fools' 2009.PNG|thumb|Screenshot of the article.]]

On April Fools' Day 2009, the Chris-chan article was taken down and replaced with a message.

{{quote|This afternoon, we at Encyclopædia Dramatica have independently decided to remove the Chris-chan article about Christian W. Chandler from our site. We have also removed all references that slander, vilify, demean, or are found to be overly offensive. In plain terms, this ordeal has gone on far too long and gotten far out of hand. We have unfairly focused on him to the point of intruding in his private life and causing him great personal grief, which no person should ever have to endure. This behavior is not in line with our site goals, and we never wanted something like this. Still, we must take complete responsibility for all our actions, both public and private. And that is why we are speaking to you today. But we say to you now that at no time did we ask anyone to lie, hide, or destroy evidence, or to take any other unlawful action.

We know that his public comments and his silence about this matter gave a false impression. We misled people, including even his family. We deeply regret that. We can only tell you we were motivated by many factors. First, by a desire to protect himself from the embarrassment of his own conduct.

He was also very concerned about protecting his family. The investigation moved on to his family and friends, then into his private life. And now the investigation itself is under investigation.

This has gone on too long, cost too much, and hurt too many innocent people.

Regardless of any public pressure to reinstate the article, it must be stressed that our intrusion on Chris' private life will cease, and we intend to reclaim his family life for his family. Even internet celebrities have private lives. It is time to stop the pursuit of personal destruction and the prying into private lives and get on with our national life. Our website has been distracted by this matter for too long, and we take responsibility for our part in all of this. That is all we can do.

Now it is time -- in fact, it is past time to move on. We have important work to do -- real opportunities to seize, real problems to solve, real matters to face.

And so tonight, we ask you to turn away from the spectacle of the past two years, as we return our attention to all the challenges and all the promise of the next century.

Thank you. And good night.|ED, <s>in a rare case of moralfaggotry</s> joking.}}

Not surprisingly, the page was put back up on 2 April.

==Chris-Chan (forum)==

[[Image:Edfcwcusers.jpg|thumb|Your average Chris-chan following EDiot.]]

'''Chris-chan''' was a subforum of the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] forums (commonly referred to as '''EDF'''). It was created such that the talk page for the Chris-chan article could be used for its rightful purpose to discuss improving the article.

Chris indicated in his 13 [[September 2009]] video that he had read the ED forums and had discovered a plan to photoshop images so they looked like they were from a Sonichu game.<ref>[[Chris dispels videogame rumors]]</ref> Chris firmly believed this forum to be the main hub for trolling activity, despite other forums and websites (such as [[CWCki|this one]] at that time) having far more significance.

==Later developments==

{{quote|I do think it is a little behind [[CWCki|cwcwiki]] [sic] on a few things, though, but that is to be expected.|[[Jason Kendrick Howell]] on the ED article two years after its creation<ref>[[Jason Kendrick Howell interview]]</ref>}}
[[Image:Drycow.PNG|thumb|Uploaded 12 December 2008, before the new comic, [[Miyamoto]] saga, and [[BlueSpike]] saga]]
For several months prior to the events of the [[BlueSpike]] saga in early 2009, many thought that Chris had dried up, that Chris could go no further down the rabbit hole. The [[Blanca Weiss#FCTC|FCTC]]'s posting of new pics of Chris's bent [[duck]] in December 2008 prompted an ED admin to lock the talk page and demand satisfaction.<ref>"MINE: What this talkpage is. If you guys continue your faggotry after this protection expires today I will lock it down longer, and then eventually permanently."--Arguecat3, now former ED sysop, 4 December 2008.

"I say we just delete it. Along with the archives"--Zaiger, now former ED sysop, 5 December 2008.

"Fuck this article and it's talk page. Stupid discussions unrelated to upkeep and editing are the only thing keeping this shit interesting. You guys take this shit WAY to srsly. Find another retard to stalk fgts"--Zaiger, now former ED sysop, 10 December 2008.</ref>

Encyclopedia Dramatica’s coverage of Chris and ''Sonichu'' became a victim of its own success: despite having many sub-pages to reduce pressure on the main article, ED could not cope with the continued growth of interest in Chris, especially in the aftermath of the FCTC posts. ED also experienced problems with misinformation on Chris, occasionally removing false or exaggerated rumors such as the claim that Chris attempted to molest Patti, or that Ivy was just a blow-up doll.

On 25 January 2009, five days after one of Chris’s [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|biggest revelations]], the [[CWCki]] came into existence: those interested in Chris’s antics quickly found the CWCki to be more accurate and less biased or exaggerated than ED, with TV Tropes once describing the CWCki to be "more accurate and slightly more SFW" than ED.

ED’s coverage of Chris continued to get updates until [[April 2011]], when ED relaunched as '''''Oh Internet''''': ''Oh Internet'' was an attempt to raise the revenue required to stay online by removing controversial content that would deter advertisers. However, the move also reduced coverage of Chris to a single page, and left out much of the crucial content that defined Chris, such as [[CWCville]].<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20120731163509/http://ohinternet.com/Chris-chan Chris-chan] on ''Oh Internet''</ref>

In [[October 2013]], ''Oh Internet'' quietly went offline following internal disputes and divisions over the 2011 relaunch, and work began on rebuilding Encyclopedia Dramatica by scraping articles and images from archived websites: ED then struggled to stay online through numerous domains over the years. As of {{CURRENTYEAR}}, ED and their coverage of Chris and ''Sonichu'' barely cling on to life, with most of the information long superseded by [[CWCki|this very wiki]].

As for Chris himself, the ED page bothered him for years, and presumably still does, but he rarely mentions it anymore. An [[Chris chan (CWCipedia)|entire page]] of Chris's website, established in [[December 2009]], was dedicated to "correcting" the evil ED article with his own True and Honest take on the situation. Naturally, it was all about how Chris isn't remotely responsible for anything he has done wrong, and how it's all the fault of his [[autism]] or those DANG DIRTY TROLLS. However, Chris's worsening grasp on [[reality]], and changing priorities on [[CWC's Hallmark Negative Life Events|other enemies]], caused his rage against ED to decline to a point where he only made occasional references.<ref>[[July 2012 Facebook posts#E.D. is back up]]</ref>

==Sources==
<references/>

==See also==

*[[Chris-Chan (CWCipedia)]]
*[[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica]]
*[[You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!]]
*[[Jason Kendrick Howell interview]]
*[[4-cent garbage]]
*[[Christian's sex joke]]

==External links==
*<s>[http://www.mediafire.com/?6m7hk01609e4e7k Google Cache of Chris's ED article]</s> (dead link as of Jun 2014)
*[https://dramatica.online/index.php?title=Chris-chan Chris's page on the "new" "new" "new" "new" ED]
*[http://web.archive.org/web/20090216213714/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/User:Reldnahc Chris's ED account]
*[http://web.archive.org/web/20120731163509/http://ohinternet.com/Chris-chan Oh Internet article (SFW!)]
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20071104144918/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-chan Earliest archived version of the "Chris-chan" page on the Wayback Machine.]

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Ghostbusters

2021-07-15T19:12:24Z

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{{quote|OOOHHHHHH!!!! MY AXELS!!!!!|Ghost Buggy's famous line in Sonichu- the single reason this article exists}}

[[Image:GhostBuggy.jpg|thumb|The Pete Best of Ghostbusters.]]

'''''[[Wikipedia:Ghostbusters (1986 TV series)|Ghostbusters]]''''' (often '''''[[Wikipedia:Filmation|Filmation]]'s Ghostbusters''''' to avoid confusion) was a syndicated television cartoon that ran 65 episodes in late [[1986]].

Thanks to [[Wikipedia:The Ghost Busters|The Ghost Busters]], a forgotten show in their back catalog, Filmation Associates (producers of ''[[Homos|He-Man]]'') struck gold in [[1984]] when [[Wikipedia:Columbia Pictures|Columbia Pictures]] released a hit with a movie [[Wikipedia:Ghostbusters|with the same name]]. Filmation sued Columbia in [[1985]] over the use of the title ''Ghostbusters'', and in the ensuing settlement, Columbia agreed that it would not use that name for a cartoon based on their film. Filmation quickly cranked out a low-budget spin-off/sequel of its 1970s live-action show to capitalize on the popularity of the Ghostbusters name. The result was a forgettable cartoon destined to join the vast catalog of [[The Adventures of The American Rabbit|cut-rate VHS cartoons]] that populated bargain bins at local grocers in the early 1990s. In what must have been trollsome intent, the animated spinoff to Columbia's Ghostbusters ended up being named ''The Real Ghostbusters'', but Chris doesn't care about that series.

Filmation's Ghostbusters does have its fans- and [[Chris]] is among them. When asked what he considers the 5 best television shows that he's ever seen, Chris was frank:

{{quote|Transformers (ALL Seasons and Sets), Sonic the Hedgehog (All Shows), Pok'emon (All Seasons), Mythbusters, Filmation's Ghostbusters (Little Care for "The Real Ghostbusters"; Jake, Eddie and Tracy WERE THE ORIGINAL REAL GHOSTBUSTERS).|CWC<ref>[[Common Questions]]</ref>}}

==Premise==
{{quote|♪Let's go, Ghostbusters, let's go! Let's go, let's go!♪|[[CWC]]<ref>[[Sonichu 7 Official Videobook]]</ref>}}

The Ghostbusters live in their Ghost Command headquarters, where they receive missions from a television called Skelevision and take on the power-hungry ghost wizard Prime Evil. When going into action they enter the Skelevator, sending them through an absurd, Rube Goldberg-esque transformation sequence that dresses the Ghostbusters in safari outfits and then deposits them into their transport, the Ghost Buggy. The running gag in this sequence is that the team's leader, Jake Kong Jr., has no difficulty going through the system, while the show's overweight comedy relief, Eddie Spencer Jr., bounces around awkwardly. These reoccurring scenes were a fixture of the show accompanied by the Ghostbuster's main theme. You can see it yourself [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgPO1J1bMDw here].

==The Sonichu Connection==
[[Image:Notthebathroom.jpg|thumb|Whoops!]]

{{quote|Hmm... I feel as silly as the time that I temporary [sic] [[Obesity|gained weight]], became [[Slow-in-the-minds|stupid]], and went to watch television at ghost command.|[[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Cartoon CWC]]<ref>[[Sonichu 7]]</ref>}}

While the average 20-something would have struggled to remember the names of the characters in ''The Real Ghostbusters'', Chris casually worked references to its forgotten namesake into an all-ages comic book. In [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], Chris was [[Things Chris has ripped off|inspired]] to drop in a cutaway gag straight from ''[[Family Guy]]''. Fat and stupid Cartoon CWC [[Sammy]] hangs out at Ghost Command but mistakes the Skelevator for a restroom and enters the transformation sequence with hilarious results. That is, he repeats the Eddie Spencer gag sequence almost exactly, including Sammy's final impact in the Ghost Buggy resulting in the vehicle screaming "OOOHHHHHH!!!! MY AXELS!!!!!" in agony.

Combined with the irrelevancy of the Ghostbusters animated series, the bizarre non-sequitur nature of the scene utterly baffled readers. Because of this, "OOOH! MY AXELS!" has become a line memed by trolls and observers alike- though not to the extent of "[[Sonichu 2|but during the stone age]]".

==References==
<references />

==External links==
*[[Wikipedia:Ghostbusters (1986 TV series)|Filmation's ''Ghostbusters'']] at [[Wikipedia]]
*[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0127569/ ''Ghostbusters'' on IMDb]

==See also==
*[[Sammy]]
*[[TrollBusters]]
*[[The Adventures of The American Rabbit|American Rabbit]]

[[Category:Things Chris has ripped off]]
[[Category:Television shows]]

Paid Shout Out to Lifeguard Hermit

2021-07-10T00:51:09Z

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'''Creating Paid Shout Out to Lifeguard Hermit''' is a [[Paid Video Requests|paid video request]] created as part of Chris's fundraising for [[Everfree Northwest]].
==Video==

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| stardate = 9 [[July 2021]]
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| previous = [[Help send Chris-Chan to Everfree NW]]
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==Description==
{{quotebox|If you’d like a shout-out and/or a fresh drawing for yourself, we’re doing it during this time. Dontate to help me, and gaurantee something lovely and sentimental. 😊⚡️💙⚡️}}
==Transcript==
{{Transcription}}

==See also==
*[[List of conventions attended by Chris]]
*[[Chris and money]]

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Family Guy

2021-07-08T20:15:15Z

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[[Image:Chris&Meg.jpg|thumb|THIS IS WHAT CHRIS ACTUALLY BELIEVES.]]
[[File:CWC Griffin.jpg|thumb|Holy crap, Lois, I'm autistic!]]
'''''Family Guy''''' is an animated sitcom that debuted in Fox in [[1999]], but was eventually cancelled in [[2002]] due to poor ratings and for initially being considered a sub-par rip-off of ''[[The Simpsons]].'' However, the show's ratings increased after [[Adult Swim]] picked up reruns in [[2003]], and its renewed popularity led to Fox reviving the show in [[2005]], where it continues to this day. It is known for satirizing pop-culture and extensive use of cutaway gags. [[Chris]] [[Things Chris has ripped off|rips it off]] an unbelievable amount in [[Sonichu (comic)|his comics]].

==Influence on Chris==
Chris has expressed fanaticism for the series, to the extent of his beliefs being influenced by it. He [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 10th, 2009|cites ''Family Guy'']] as material that endorses [[homos|homophobia]], having completely misinterpreted what was a not-so-subtle jab at the prejudice in an episode. The specific scene which Chris referenced depicted {{w|Stewie Griffin}} quoting {{w|the Bible}} to prove that gay marriage is wrong. The joke is twofold; Stewie himself is ambiguously [[Homos|gay]], making his quoting of the Bible [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocritical]], and, as pointed out by {{w|Brian Griffin}}, he is too infantile to properly contextualize Biblical scripture. This joke obviously soared over Chris's head, and it is a dig at ''precisely'' the sort of [[Chris and religion|brainless Bible-thumping]] Chris exhibits. What's even more ridiculous is the fact that Chris seems to have not heard of any specific parts of the Bible that condemn homosexuality- despite being a supposedly devout Christian his entire life- until it was spelled out in an animated comedy series.

===In ''Sonichu''===
The series is the "inspiration" for Chris's infamous ''[[Ghostbusters]]'' [[Sonichu_7#The_Family_Guy_.22Skitch.22|"skitch"]] that appeared in [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] and contained the one-off appearance of his character [[Sammy]], a creation that was a mix between Chris and {{w|Peter Griffin}}. Chris had hoped that the creator of ''Family Guy'', {{w|Seth MacFarlane|Seth MacFarlane}}, could possibly use his "skitch" in a future episode.

[[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]] featured the line "Insert rod 'A' into slot 'B'" as an apparent example of dirty talk; in "{{w|Emission Impossible}}", the line "Insert rod support 'A' into slot 'B'" is interpreted as innuendo. Meanwhile, [[Bubbles Rosechu]] asks [[Blake]] what he wished for and he says "It's already come true"; this could be directly from ''{{w|Sixteen Candles}}'', but could also be from the [[parody]] of this scene in ''Family Guy''<nowiki>'</nowiki>s "{{w|PTV (Family Guy)|PTV}}".

The "Spring Break" plotline also owes a lot to Meg and Lois's story in "{{w|A Fish out of Water (Family Guy)|A Fish out of Water}}", including the bit where every channel is showing Spring Break, even the news channels.

The "[[homos|gay]] vaccine" storyline from [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] was partially inspired by the episode "{{w|Family Gay|Family Gay}}", where Peter becomes gay after being injected with the gay gene.<ref>[[Kacey Call 16]]</ref>

In [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]], Chris copies the line "I'm the Virgin Mary; that's my story and I'm sticking to it", from "{{w|A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas}}".

==Chris and Meg==
[[Image:Meg 08-10-2009.jpg|thumb|Chris's declaration of intention regarding [[Megan Schroeder|Meg]].]]

{{Quote|Megan thanks me very much for my compliments I gave a lot of, and we hang out throughout the episode (I hope she has turned Eighteen by the time I get there, so this can be a really good story).|Chris, on what makes a story [[China|really good]].<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Family_Guy Cwcipedia page on ''Family Guy'']</ref>}}

[[Image:ChrisChanfamilyguy.jpg|thumb|Chris's welcome page as of 9 October 2009.]]

Chris has a crush on [[Meg Griffin]] (a cartoon character, for those keeping track at home). However, what Chris doesn't seem to understand is that there's a running gag (though not much anymore) of Meg being bullied. Despite her portrayal, Chris has developed feelings for her, perhaps finding a kindred spirit in another person whose only use seems to be to entertain the masses by being constantly mistreated by the world at large (that or her name just reminds him of [[Megan Schroeder|someone...]]). Although she is [[pedofork|underage]], Chris has sought porn of her, going so far as to assimilate it into his drawings.

On 8 [[October 2009]], he commented on a [[YouTube]] clip from the episode "{{w|Road to the Multiverse}}" depicting a hot alternate-universe Meg, lamenting that if only MacFarlane let Meg turn eighteen that CWC would "be all over her sweet pussy and breasts".<ref>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDy-LEpQapQ</ref>

In [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], Chris inserted Meg into the comic, [[Chris and his ego|having her compliment Chris on the comic]]. In turn, Chris defends Meg's "honor" by beating up a guy who insults the two of them. He then kisses Meg, cheating on his future wife [[Lovely Weather]]. It turns out that Meg is [[Silvana Rosechu]], an evil hermaphrodite furfag, in disguise. When accused of being a [[pedofork]] (Meg is 17), Chris retorted "SHE PUSHED HERSELF ONTO ME!"<ref>[[Mailbag 37]]</ref>

Chris also wrote about her in [[Mailbag 20]]:
{{quote|She has a fun and sweet personality; she is very pretty; she is smart; what is there NOT to like about her? Nothing from my point of view.}}

==Chris's message to Seth MacFarlane==
On 5 [[June 2009]], [[The Miscreants]] special ops agent [[Bryan Bash]] hacked into Chris's YouTube account and found a message Chris sent to ''Family Guy'' creator Seth MacFarlane via his YouTube account.

{{quotebox|Hello Seth,

I am a long-time Family Guy Fan. I have purchased the Blu-Ray of {{w|Seth MacFarlane's Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy|your Calvacade}}; I enjoyed all but the homosexual and dick jokes (I detest the [[homos]] very strongly). For your next bunch of 50 or so videos, please do more breast and vagina jokes.

Also, in Family Guy, PLEASE give Megan more respect, because she [[Chris and writing|IS VERY BEATIFUL]] in my perspective, and she truly deserves MORE Positive attention and less abuse. Give her an irreversable Love Potion or something yo give her the attention that she deserves for MULTIPLE SEASONS and MULTIPLE CONSISTANT episodes.

We LOVE Megan Marie Griffin.

Peace,

Christian Weston Chandler, creator of Sonichu and Rosechu at http://www.cwcville.com}}

==The Chrisode==
[[File:CWC Famguy.jpeg|thumb|Top-secret leaks from Fox animation]]
[[Image:126052012913.jpg|thumb|Leaked concept sketches made by [[Trolls|Seth MacFarlane]] himself.]]
[[File:FamilyGuyChris.JPG|thumb|Chris's own sketch in a ''Family Guy''-style.]]
On [[Captain's Log, Stardate December 9th, 2009|9 December 2009]] Chris said that he'd heard rumors that Seth MacFarlane was planning on including him in a future ''Family Guy'' episode. This obviously [[Pmurt|fake news]] inflated [[Chris and his Ego|Chris's ego]] to [[Giant Penis Comic|gigantic proportions]], to the point where he felt the need to pitch an idea for the plot. Below is the {{CWCipedia link|Family Guy|plot he posted}} on the [[CWCipedia]].

{{quotebox|I, Christian Weston Chandler, have described the story in a nutshell in my [[Captain's Log, Stardate December 9th, 2009|recent video]]. But to reiterate (the final story will be typed up then copied/pasted onto this page), The show opens on Megan going onto the [[Cwcipedia]] on her computer in her room, reading the latest page uploaded and enjoying it. Later, she sends a message for the [[Mailbag]], asking if I could come to Quahog for their upcoming Comic Book Convention to show off my work. I respond, "[[Rape|I just may, Meg]]. ;)" Then I later drive up to Quahog in [[Son-Chu|my car]] (debatable on the destination being the Comic Con or the Griffin House), either way, the Griffins greet and welcome me. Then I break out [[Homos#Evidence that Chris is a homo|my two]] [[S-Chu Ball]]s, toss them and release [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]]; more greetings. Megan thanks me very much for my compliments I gave a lot of, and we hang out throughout the episode ([[pedofork|I hope she has turned Eighteen]] by the time I get there, so this can be a really good story). For the {{w|Subplot|"B" Story}}, Brian gets a bit [[autism|antsy]] around the [[Sonichu_0#Episode_2:_.22Genesis_of_the_Lovehogs.22|Lovehogs]]' cuddlings, and he just could not help but ask them about how they maintain their relationship. And Sonichu and Rosechu tell Brian and help him find himself a new good girlfriend. **Suggestion to Seth, Let's Add a Smart, [[Patti-Chan|Sweet Girl Dog]] for Brian (Yes, SHE TALKS), as for breed, [[Chris and sex#Bestiality|I think any sexy breed]] (not a poodle; nothing against poodles, but I feel that a poodle might not work well for Brian).}}

Chris also described the plot in his [[9 December 2009]] C-Log; basically the same, except that it was an anime con.

==Chris's criticisms==
At the time when Chris loved ''Family Guy'', he had several ideas that he was certain would make the show much, much better.<ref>https://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Family_Guy</ref> Most of his suggestions revolve around his infantile fears of [[homos]]exuality, his sad ability to fall desperately in love with [[BlueSpike|fictional women]] and issues with the plot that only someone with [[autism]] would notice. Also, the tower incident that Chris is referring to takes place in the ''{{w|Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story}}''. However, Chris is wrong about it causing Stewie to be straight. This is because it is pretty obviously hinted in this movie that he is gay, possibly bi, as he is a virgin at 30, still shows very flamboyant tendencies and is very reluctant to have sex with a woman.

Also: subtle hints of [[Chris and sex#Bestiality|bestiality]].

*''"Megan does not deserve [[Kick the Autistic|the abuse]] she gets. She is a Beautiful Girl, she is Very Smart, and she is the Oldest of the three children. So, Why.T.F. does Seth let most everyone treat her terribly? What is it about her that everyone is seeing to instinctively wail on her by default? WHAT and WHY?!"''

*''"Stewie should have let that tower fall on him; at least in the future scenario there, he Ended Up [[Straight]]."''

*''"{{w|Chris Griffin|Chris}} finally got the best girlfriend he could ask for at the end of {{w|Family Guy (season 6)|Season 6}}, Anna, so what happened to her between then and when Connie dated him in {{w|Family Guy (season 7)|Season 7}}?"''

*''"While I can see [[Chris and English|Brain]] looking for the womanly qualities that he finds in the women he's dated, why does he not date female talking dogs who are That Pretty, Smart and all that?"''

*''"In "Road to the Multiverse", in the "''{{w|Robot Chicken}}''" Universe, Stewie asks {{w|Seth Green|Seth Greene}} through Chris, "How does it feel to be on a Major Network for 30 Seconds?" Upon watching the video file on my [[PS3]], [[Autism|the time in that universe was Only 20 Seconds Total]], and there were NO additional portions of that scene in the version later shown on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim. Seth McFarline owes Seth Greene 10 Seconds and then some."''

*Chris wants American Dad to have "{{w|Hayley Smith (American Dad!)|Haley}}" in more episodes.

*He does not care for all the [[pickle|dick]] jokes in ''{{w|The Cleveland Show}}''.

==Other mentions==
Chris recycles ''Family Guy'' jokes at every opportunity, usually so out-of-context that they make no sense.

*In [[CWC's Second Message]], he was angry that people were saying he was a [[pedofork]], like {{w|Herbert (Family Guy)|Herbert}}.
*Chris said "SHAZZAM!" when [[Vanessa AIM Chat 2|cybering with "Vanessa Hudgens"]], a joke borrowed from "{{w|The Perfect Castaway}}" and "{{w|Fifteen Minutes of Shame}}."
*Chris constantly described ''[[Asperchu]]'' as "blocky" and "low-resolution",<ref>[[Mailbag 41]]</ref><ref>[[Mailbag 42]]</ref><ref>[[Mailbag 43]]</ref><ref>[[Mailbag 45]]</ref> which is taken from "Road to the Multiverse."
*In [[Rollin' and Trollin']], Chris called [[Obama]] "a regular stand-up family guy."
*In [[Kacey Call 11]], Chris talks about how he hated finding out that Stewie is gay. He also claimed that ''Family Guy'' was temporarily cancelled in 2002 because everyone was "distracted" by [[Twin Falling Towers|9/11]].
*Chris's [[A Public Announcement for Congress|Public Announcement for Congress]] segues into the theme tune of {{w|The Facts of Life (TV series)|''The Facts of Life''}}, a joke taken from "{{w|Running Mates (Family Guy)|Running Mates}}."
*In [[Kacey Call 22]], Chris told her that he ignores it, or turns down the volume, when Stewie acts gay or when pro-homo scenes appear in ''Family Guy''.
*The story [[JenkinsJinkies]] told about his [[Trollin Train|gay experience]] at camp was allegedly inspired by Peter's parrot squawking "I had a gay experience at camp!" in "{{w|Long John Peter}}".<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 5]]</ref><ref>[[Facebook]]</ref>
*In [[Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora]], Chris sings the fart song from "{{w|The Man with Two Brians}}."
*Chris's knowledge of {{w|Mormonism}} is mainly derived from "{{w|The Father, the Son, and the Holy Fonz}}."<ref>[[IRC (27 December 2008)]]</ref>
*Chris has referred to his obesity as a "{{w|Budai|Buddha}} belly"; this is probably taken from "{{w|He's Too Sexy For His Fat}}" or "{{w|To Love and Die in Dixie}}."
*Chris sang "{{w|Never Gonna Give You Up}}" in [[Chris Chan Update 24 September 2008]] – he doesn't seem to link it to {{w|Rickrolling}} and probably knew it from "{{w|Meet the Quagmires}}".
*Chris imitated Peter (horribly) when talking to [[Clyde Cash]] in [[Mumble 4]]:
* Chris often declares that a person or situation "grinds his gears," which was Peter Griffin's stock saying in ''Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story''.<ref>[[Father Call]], [[Vivitheg's AIM chat]], [[sports bra]]</ref>
*When [[100 2266|acting as the Grimace]], Chris said that Grimace is [[autistic]], which he took from a throwaway line in "{{w|Prick Up Your Ears}}."
*In [[Mailbag 25#This is perhaps the worst advice Chris has ever given|Mailbag 25]] Chris gives some awful relationship advice which seems to have been inspired by the ''Family Guy'' episode "{{w|Bill & Peter's Bogus Journey}}".
*The video [[It's not that cold]] shows Chris reenacting a scene shown in the episode ''"Stew-Roids"'', where Chris Griffin is exposed doing the exact same routine.
*During the [[LadyOfTheCosmo]] fiasco, Chris quoted "Seth MacFarline" from "#FamilyGuy" as an example of an older person who is famous.
*In [[CopperCab|Chris's interview with CopperCab]], he explains birth as "sperm A into egg B", no doubt a rip off of "insert rod A into slot B" as mentioned above.

==Other MacFarlane shows==

===''American Dad!''===
[[File:Pickle Sttan.JPG|thumb|An old friend appears in ''American Dad!'' ("Trophy Wife, Trophy Life")]]
''{{w|American Dad!|American Dad!}}'' is another MacFarlane series, again based around a single family. This is the MacFarlane show that Chris appears to pay the least attention to, though he does appear to be somewhat of a fan. Chris stated on the [[CWCipedia]] that "There should be More Stories starring Haley." {{w|Hayley Smith (American Dad!)|Hayley Smith}} is the left-wing daughter of Stan Smith. Doubtless Chris wanted more Hayley stories, not due to his love of marijuana jokes or the Democratic Party, but because he thought she was sexy.

===''The Cleveland Show''===
27 [[September 2009]] saw the debut of ''The Cleveland Show'', a ''Family Guy'' spin-off. Chris plugged the show heavily on [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 15th, 2009|one of his Captain's Logs]].

It would seem Chris may have been too hasty in his initial endorsement of the show. In a [[CWCipedia]] update on 11 [[December 2009]], after making several idiotic points about ''Family Guy'', his analysis of ''The Cleveland Show'' consisted simply of, "I do not care for all the dick jokes." This didn't stop him from buying the show's first season through the [[PlayStation Network]], though.

In another eerie coincidence, an episode revolved around a sex doll named [[Kimmi]].

On 22 [[March 2010]], Chris broke [[03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV|his vow never to use the Internet again]] after thirty-six hours to [[Cleveland Show Voice Rant|complain]] about changes in the show's voice acting. He would continue his whining in [[Some Favored Comedians|a video about his favorite comedians]] [[May 2010|two months later]].

In an [[100 2279|October 2010]] video, Chris held up a DVD box set of the first season of ''The Cleveland Show'' and performed a terrible rendition of the show's theme tune. He spent $30 on this set, much to [[Jackie]]'s chagrin.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 8]]</ref>

Sadly, Chris's seal of approval did nothing to help the show's fortunes, and it was cancelled in May 2013. Chris does not appear to have commented on the show's demise, suggesting that even he had stopped caring by this point.

==See also==
{{CWCipedia}}
* [[Sammy]] – Chris's bastard love child creation of him combined with Peter Griffin
* ''[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]]''
* ''[[Monty Python|Monty Python's Flying Circus]]''
* ''[[South Park]]''

==Sources==
<references/>
==External links==
* {{w|''Family Guy''}} at [[Wikipedia]]
[[Category:Things Chris has ripped off]]
[[Category:Television shows]]

Family Guy

2021-07-08T20:13:45Z

Superspongebobbros: /* Chris's criticisms */

[[Image:Chris&Meg.jpg|thumb|THIS IS WHAT CHRIS ACTUALLY BELIEVES.]]
[[File:CWC Griffin.jpg|thumb|Holy crap, Lois, I'm autistic!]]
'''''Family Guy''''' is an animated sitcom that debuted in Fox in [[1999]], but was eventually cancelled in [[2002]] due to poor ratings and for initially being considered a sub-par rip-off of ''[[The Simpsons]].'' However, the show's ratings increased after [[Adult Swim]] picked up reruns in [[2003]], and its renewed popularity led to Fox reviving the show in [[2005]], where it continues to this day. It is known for satirizing pop-culture and extensive use of cutaway gags. [[Chris]] [[Things Chris has ripped off|rips it off]] an unbelievable amount in [[Sonichu (comic)|his comics]].

==Influence on Chris==
Chris has expressed fanaticism for the series, to the extent of his beliefs being influenced by it. He [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 10th, 2009|cites ''Family Guy'']] as material that endorses [[homos|homophobia]], having completely misinterpreted what was a not-so-subtle jab at the prejudice in an episode. The specific scene which Chris referenced depicted {{w|Stewie Griffin}} quoting {{w|the Bible}} to prove that gay marriage is wrong. The joke is twofold; Stewie himself is ambiguously [[Homos|gay]], making his quoting of the Bible [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocritical]], and, as pointed out by {{w|Brian Griffin}}, he is too infantile to properly contextualize Biblical scripture. This joke obviously soared over Chris's head, and it is a dig at ''precisely'' the sort of [[Chris and religion|brainless Bible-thumping]] Chris exhibits. What's even more ridiculous is the fact that Chris seems to have not heard of any specific parts of the Bible that condemn homosexuality- despite being a supposedly devout Christian his entire life- until it was spelled out in an animated comedy series.

===In ''Sonichu''===
The series is the "inspiration" for Chris's infamous ''[[Ghostbusters]]'' [[Sonichu_7#The_Family_Guy_.22Skitch.22|"skitch"]] that appeared in [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] and contained the one-off appearance of his character [[Sammy]], a creation that was a mix between Chris and {{w|Peter Griffin}}. Chris had hoped that the creator of ''Family Guy'', {{w|Seth MacFarlane|Seth MacFarlane}}, could possibly use his "skitch" in a future episode.

[[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]] featured the line "Insert rod 'A' into slot 'B'" as an apparent example of dirty talk; in "{{w|Emission Impossible}}", the line "Insert rod support 'A' into slot 'B'" is interpreted as innuendo. Meanwhile, [[Bubbles Rosechu]] asks [[Blake]] what he wished for and he says "It's already come true"; this could be directly from ''{{w|Sixteen Candles}}'', but could also be from the [[parody]] of this scene in ''Family Guy''<nowiki>'</nowiki>s "{{w|PTV (Family Guy)|PTV}}".

The "Spring Break" plotline also owes a lot to Meg and Lois's story in "{{w|A Fish out of Water (Family Guy)|A Fish out of Water}}", including the bit where every channel is showing Spring Break, even the news channels.

The "[[homos|gay]] vaccine" storyline from [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] was partially inspired by the episode "{{w|Family Gay|Family Gay}}", where Peter becomes gay after being injected with the gay gene.<ref>[[Kacey Call 16]]</ref>

In [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]], Chris copies the line "I'm the Virgin Mary; that's my story and I'm sticking to it", from "{{w|A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas}}".

==Chris and Meg==
[[Image:Meg 08-10-2009.jpg|thumb|Chris's declaration of intention regarding [[Megan Schroeder|Meg]].]]

{{Quote|Megan thanks me very much for my compliments I gave a lot of, and we hang out throughout the episode (I hope she has turned Eighteen by the time I get there, so this can be a really good story).|Chris, on what makes a story [[China|really good]].<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Family_Guy Cwcipedia page on ''Family Guy'']</ref>}}

[[Image:ChrisChanfamilyguy.jpg|thumb|Chris's welcome page as of 9 October 2009.]]

Chris has a crush on [[Meg Griffin]] (a cartoon character, for those keeping track at home). However, what Chris doesn't seem to understand is that there's a running gag (though not much anymore) of Meg being bullied. Despite her portrayal, Chris has developed feelings for her, perhaps finding a kindred spirit in another person whose only use seems to be to entertain the masses by being constantly mistreated by the world at large (that or her name just reminds him of [[Megan Schroeder|someone...]]). Although she is [[pedofork|underage]], Chris has sought porn of her, going so far as to assimilate it into his drawings.

On 8 [[October 2009]], he commented on a [[YouTube]] clip from the episode "{{w|Road to the Multiverse}}" depicting a hot alternate-universe Meg, lamenting that if only MacFarlane let Meg turn eighteen that CWC would "be all over her sweet pussy and breasts".<ref>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDy-LEpQapQ</ref>

In [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], Chris inserted Meg into the comic, [[Chris and his ego|having her compliment Chris on the comic]]. In turn, Chris defends Meg's "honor" by beating up a guy who insults the two of them. He then kisses Meg, cheating on his future wife [[Lovely Weather]]. It turns out that Meg is [[Silvana Rosechu]], an evil hermaphrodite furfag, in disguise. When accused of being a [[pedofork]] (Meg is 17), Chris retorted "SHE PUSHED HERSELF ONTO ME!"<ref>[[Mailbag 37]]</ref>

Chris also wrote about her in [[Mailbag 20]]:
{{quote|She has a fun and sweet personality; she is very pretty; she is smart; what is there NOT to like about her? Nothing from my point of view.}}

==Chris's message to Seth MacFarlane==
On 5 [[June 2009]], [[The Miscreants]] special ops agent [[Bryan Bash]] hacked into Chris's YouTube account and found a message Chris sent to ''Family Guy'' creator Seth MacFarlane via his YouTube account.

{{quotebox|Hello Seth,

I am a long-time Family Guy Fan. I have purchased the Blu-Ray of {{w|Seth MacFarlane's Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy|your Calvacade}}; I enjoyed all but the homosexual and dick jokes (I detest the [[homos]] very strongly). For your next bunch of 50 or so videos, please do more breast and vagina jokes.

Also, in Family Guy, PLEASE give Megan more respect, because she [[Chris and writing|IS VERY BEATIFUL]] in my perspective, and she truly deserves MORE Positive attention and less abuse. Give her an irreversable Love Potion or something yo give her the attention that she deserves for MULTIPLE SEASONS and MULTIPLE CONSISTANT episodes.

We LOVE Megan Marie Griffin.

Peace,

Christian Weston Chandler, creator of Sonichu and Rosechu at http://www.cwcville.com}}

==The Chrisode==
[[File:CWC Famguy.jpeg|thumb|Top-secret leaks from Fox animation]]
[[Image:126052012913.jpg|thumb|Leaked concept sketches made by [[Trolls|Seth MacFarlane]] himself.]]
[[File:FamilyGuyChris.JPG|thumb|Chris's own sketch in a ''Family Guy''-style.]]
On [[Captain's Log, Stardate December 9th, 2009|9 December 2009]] Chris said that he'd heard rumors that Seth MacFarlane was planning on including him in a future ''Family Guy'' episode. This obviously [[Pmurt|fake news]] inflated [[Chris and his Ego|Chris's ego]] to [[Giant Penis Comic|gigantic proportions]], to the point where he felt the need to pitch an idea for the plot. Below is the {{CWCipedia link|Family Guy|plot he posted}} on the [[CWCipedia]].

{{quotebox|I, Christian Weston Chandler, have described the story in a nutshell in my [[Captain's Log, Stardate December 9th, 2009|recent video]]. But to reiterate (the final story will be typed up then copied/pasted onto this page), The show opens on Megan going onto the [[Cwcipedia]] on her computer in her room, reading the latest page uploaded and enjoying it. Later, she sends a message for the [[Mailbag]], asking if I could come to Quahog for their upcoming Comic Book Convention to show off my work. I respond, "[[Rape|I just may, Meg]]. ;)" Then I later drive up to Quahog in [[Son-Chu|my car]] (debatable on the destination being the Comic Con or the Griffin House), either way, the Griffins greet and welcome me. Then I break out [[Homos#Evidence that Chris is a homo|my two]] [[S-Chu Ball]]s, toss them and release [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]]; more greetings. Megan thanks me very much for my compliments I gave a lot of, and we hang out throughout the episode ([[pedofork|I hope she has turned Eighteen]] by the time I get there, so this can be a really good story). For the {{w|Subplot|"B" Story}}, Brian gets a bit [[autism|antsy]] around the [[Sonichu_0#Episode_2:_.22Genesis_of_the_Lovehogs.22|Lovehogs]]' cuddlings, and he just could not help but ask them about how they maintain their relationship. And Sonichu and Rosechu tell Brian and help him find himself a new good girlfriend. **Suggestion to Seth, Let's Add a Smart, [[Patti-Chan|Sweet Girl Dog]] for Brian (Yes, SHE TALKS), as for breed, [[Chris and sex#Bestiality|I think any sexy breed]] (not a poodle; nothing against poodles, but I feel that a poodle might not work well for Brian).}}

Chris also described the plot in his [[9 December 2009]] C-Log; basically the same, except that it was an anime con.

==Chris's criticisms==
At the time when Chris loved ''Family Guy'', he had several ideas that he was certain would make the show much, much better.<ref>https://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Family_Guy</ref> Most of his suggestions revolve around his infantile fears of [[homos]]exuality, his sad ability to fall desperately in love with [[BlueSpike|fictional women]] and issues with the plot that only someone with [[autism]] would notice. Also, the tower incident that Chris is referring to takes place in the ''{{w|Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story}}''. However, Chris is wrong about it causing Stewie to be straight. This is because it is pretty obviously hinted in this movie that he is gay, possibly bi, as he is a virgin at 30, still shows very flamboyant tendencies and is very reluctant to have sex with a woman.

Also: subtle hints of [[Chris and sex#Bestiality|bestiality]].

*''"Megan does not deserve [[Kick the Autistic|the abuse]] she gets. She is a Beautiful Girl, she is Very Smart, and she is the Oldest of the three children. So, Why.T.F. does Seth let most everyone treat her terribly? What is it about her that everyone is seeing to instinctively wail on her by default? WHAT and WHY?!"''

*''"Stewie should have let that tower fall on him; at least in the future scenario there, he Ended Up [[Straight]]."''

*''"{{w|Chris Griffin|Chris}} finally got the best girlfriend he could ask for at the end of {{w|Family Guy (season 6)|Season 6}}, Anna, so what happened to her between then and when Connie dated him in {{w|Family Guy (season 7)|Season 7}}?"''

*''"While I can see [[Chris and English|Brain]] looking for the womanly qualities that he finds in the women he's dated, why does he not date female talking dogs who are That Pretty, Smart and all that?"''

*''"In "Road to the Multiverse", in the "''{{w|Robot Chicken}}''" Universe, Stewie asks {{w|Seth Green|Seth Greene}} through Chris, "How does it feel to be on a Major Network for 30 Seconds?" Upon watching the video file on my [[PS3]], [[Autism|the time in that universe was Only 20 Seconds Total]], and there were NO additional portions of that scene in the version later shown on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim. Seth McFarline owes Seth Greene 10 Seconds and then some."''

*Chris wants American Dad to have "{{w|Hayley Smith (American Dad!)|Haley}}" in more episodes.

*He does not care for all the [[pickle|dick]] jokes in ''{{w|The Cleveland Show}}''.

==Other mentions==
Chris recycles ''Family Guy'' jokes at every opportunity, usually so out-of-context that they make no sense.

*In [[CWC's Second Message]], he was angry that people were saying he was a [[pedofork]], like {{w|Herbert (Family Guy)|Herbert}}.
*Chris said "SHAZZAM!" when [[Vanessa AIM Chat 2|cybering with "Vanessa Hudgens"]], a joke borrowed from "{{w|The Perfect Castaway}}" and "{{w|Fifteen Minutes of Shame}}."
*Chris constantly described ''[[Asperchu]]'' as "blocky" and "low-resolution",<ref>[[Mailbag 41]]</ref><ref>[[Mailbag 42]]</ref><ref>[[Mailbag 43]]</ref><ref>[[Mailbag 45]]</ref> which is taken from "Road to the Multiverse."
*In [[Rollin' and Trollin']], Chris called [[Obama]] "a regular stand-up family guy."
*In [[Kacey Call 11]], Chris talks about how he hated finding out that Stewie is gay. He also claimed that ''Family Guy'' was temporarily cancelled in 2002 because everyone was "distracted" by [[Twin Falling Towers|9/11]].
*Chris's [[A Public Announcement for Congress|Public Announcement for Congress]] segues into the theme tune of {{w|The Facts of Life (TV series)|''The Facts of Life''}}, a joke taken from "{{w|Running Mates (Family Guy)|Running Mates}}."
*In [[Kacey Call 22]], Chris told her that he ignores it, or turns down the volume, when Stewie acts gay or when pro-homo scenes appear in ''Family Guy''.
*The story [[JenkinsJinkies]] told about his [[Trollin Train|gay experience]] at camp was allegedly inspired by Peter's parrot squawking "I had a gay experience at camp!" in "{{w|Long John Peter}}".<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 5]]</ref><ref>[[Facebook]]</ref>
*In [[Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora]], Chris sings the fart song from "{{w|The Man with Two Brians}}."
*Chris's knowledge of {{w|Mormonism}} is mainly derived from "{{w|The Father, the Son, and the Holy Fonz}}."<ref>[[IRC (27 December 2008)]]</ref>
*Chris has referred to his obesity as a "{{w|Budai|Buddha}} belly"; this is probably taken from "{{w|He's Too Sexy For His Fat}}" or "{{w|To Love and Die in Dixie}}."
*Chris sang "{{w|Never Gonna Give You Up}}" in [[Chris Chan Update 24 September 2008]] – he doesn't seem to link it to {{w|Rickrolling}} and probably knew it from "{{w|Meet the Quagmires}}".
*Chris imitated Peter (horribly) when talking to [[Clyde Cash]] in [[Mumble 4]]:
* Chris often declares that a person or situation "grinds his gears," which was Peter Griffin's stock saying in ''Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story''.<ref>[[Father Call]], [[Vivitheg's AIM chat]], [[sports bra]]</ref>
*When [[100 2266|acting as the Grimace]], Chris said that Grimace is [[autistic]], which he took from a throwaway line in "{{w|Prick Up Your Ears}}."
*In [[Mailbag 25#This is perhaps the worst advice Chris has ever given|Mailbag 25]] Chris gives some awful relationship advice which seems to have been inspired by the ''Family Guy'' episode "{{w|Bill & Peter's Bogus Journey}}".
*The video [[It's not that cold]] shows Chris reenacting a scene shown in the episode ''"Stew-Roids"'', where Chris Griffin is exposed doing the exact same routine.
*During the [[LadyOfTheCosmo]] fiasco, Chris quoted "Seth MacFarline" from "#FamilyGuy" as an example of an older person who is famous.
*In [[CopperCab|Chris's interview with CopperCab]], he explains birth as "sperm A into egg B", no doubt a rip off of "insert rod A into slot B" as mentioned above.

==Other MacFarlane shows==

===''American Dad!''===
[[File:Pickle Sttan.JPG|thumb|An old friend appears in ''American Dad!'' ("Trophy Wife, Trophy Life")]]
''{{w|American Dad!|American Dad!}}'' is another MacFarlane series, again based around a single family. This is the MacFarlane show that Chris appears to pay the least attention to, though he does appear to be somewhat of a fan. Chris stated on the [[CWCipedia]] that "There should be More Stories starring Haley." {{w|Hayley Smith (American Dad!)|Hayley Smith}} is the left-wing daughter of Stan Smith. Doubtless Chris wanted more Hayley stories, not due to his love of marijuana jokes or the Democratic Party, but because he thought she was sexy.

===''The Cleveland Show''===
27 [[September 2009]] saw the debut of ''The Cleveland Show'', a ''Family Guy'' spin-off. Chris plugged the show heavily on [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 15th, 2009|one of his Captain's Logs]].

It would seem Chris may have been too hasty in his initial endorsement of the show. In a [[CWCipedia]] update on 11 [[December 2009]], after making several idiotic points about ''Family Guy'', his analysis of ''The Cleveland Show'' consisted simply of, "I do not care for all the dick jokes." This didn't stop him from buying the show's first season through the [[PlayStation Network]], though.

In another eerie coincidence, an episode revolved around a sex doll named [[Kimmi]].

On 22 [[March 2010]], Chris broke [[03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV|his vow never to use the Internet again]] after thirty-six hours to [[Cleveland Show Voice Rant|complain]] about changes in the show's voice acting. He would continue his whining in [[Some Favored Comedians|a video about his favorite comedians]] [[May 2010|two months later]].

In an [[100 2279|October 2010]] video, Chris held up a DVD box set of the first season of ''The Cleveland Show'' and performed a terrible rendition of the show's theme tune.

Sadly, Chris's seal of approval did nothing to help the show's fortunes, and it was cancelled in May 2013. Chris does not appear to have commented on the show's cancellation.

==See also==
{{CWCipedia}}
* [[Sammy]] – Chris's bastard love child creation of him combined with Peter Griffin
* ''[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]]''
* ''[[Monty Python|Monty Python's Flying Circus]]''
* ''[[South Park]]''

==Sources==
<references/>
==External links==
* {{w|''Family Guy''}} at [[Wikipedia]]
[[Category:Things Chris has ripped off]]
[[Category:Television shows]]

June 2021

2021-07-08T01:59:43Z

Superspongebobbros: /* Highlights */ providing more context

[[File:June2021CWCandfan.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris in June 2021, posing with a fan at Barnes and Noble.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/Cringetopia/comments/nsh1zs/my_second_time_meeting_our_lord_and_savior/</ref>]]

'''June''' was the sixth month of [[2021]]. Chris uploaded a few videos this month, most notably one in which he wishes [[Birthday Greetings to Devin|a happy birthday to a Devin]]. Aside from this, Chris made miscellaneous social media posts about Tarot cards, and claimed that the organizers behind the [[TooManyGames]] convention conspired with the [[trolls]].

The [[Watchmen]], a white knight group, broke up following internal conflicts among its members.

==Highlights==
* '''1 June''' - Chris [[June 2021 social media posts#Chris larps as his younger self|briefly roleplays]] as [[Christopher's name change|his younger pre-name change self]] on [[Twitter]] in order to address any issues regarding the [[Warhol / Chris Chan]] book.
* '''3 June''' - Chris starts posting daily photos of various [[wikipedia:Tarot|Tarot cards]] on [[Twitter]].
* '''4 June''' - A [[fan]] takes [[:File:June2021CWCandfan.jpg|a photo]] with Chris at a Barnes and Noble bookstore.
* '''10 June''' - Chris [[June 2021 social media posts#Discussing trolls and other stuff|discusses his Top 5 list of people who made the most negative impacts on his life]]. The list includes the [[Idea Guys]], [[Jacob Sockness]], [[Michael Snyder]], [[BlueSpike]], and the staff of [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]].
* '''13 June''' - The owner of the [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]] Mall files for Chapter 11 bankruptcy. <ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-9219328</ref> <ref>https://edition.cnn.com/2021/06/14/business/washington-prime-group-mall-bankruptcy/index.html</ref>
* '''15 June''' - Chris makes a [[List of Chris's comments on YouTube#Randy Stair gotten more popular since his death?|comment about]] {{w|Eaton Township Weis Markets shooting|Andrew Blaze}} on [[Youtube]]; he treats Blaze as an [[imaginary friend]] and says that he, Blaze, and [[Andy Warhol]] are all interdimensionally awakened individuals.
* '''19 June''' - Chris uploads [[OneyPlays Twitter Voice Clip|an audio clip]] of himself laughing at an OneyPlays joke on [[Twitter]].
* '''19 June''' - Chris records [[Birthday Greetings to Devin|a video]] of himself sending a birthday message to one "Devin", and then briefly tours around [[14 Branchland Court|his house]] whilst scat-rapping.
* '''20 June''' - Chris tweets [[Sylvia’s being comfy and a little bobble-headed|a video]] of him baby-talking to and playing with his cat [[Liza, Patches and Sylvia|Sylvia]].
* '''22 June''' - Chris [[June 2021 social media posts#Money stuff|breaks his 193-day long streak of not begging]] with a [[Twitter]] rant about [[Chris and money|money]], saying he is open to donations for a new [[Son-chu|car]].
* '''24 June''' - Chris makes [[June 2021 social media posts#Convention stuff|a few tweets]] on [[Twitter]] regarding [[List of conventions attended by Chris|conventions]], claiming that [[TooManyGames#Kicked out|the TooManyGames incident]] was supposedly a trap by the [[trolls]], and that he had attended several local rock and stamp conventions.
* '''25 June''' - Chris makes [[June 2021 social media posts#Chris blames the TooManyGames incident on the trolls again|another set of tweets]] regarding [[TooManyGames]], claiming that the convention staff and organizers conspired with the trolls to set up a trap.
* '''26 June''' - [[Null]] announces that [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-is-going-everfree-northwest.93521/ Chris is planning to attend] Everfree Northwest, a ''[[My Little Pony]]'' convention held in Seattle, WA, on 13 [[August 2021|August]]. He mentions vetoing Chris's plan to drive there and recommended taking a flight, and says he will help Chris with financial arrangements.
*'''29 June''' - A series of tweets by [[MKRNightVee]] hints at the [[Watchmen#Breakup of the Watchmen|breakup of the Watchmen group]].
* '''29 June''' - An anonymous fan on [[4chan]]'s /pol/ board photographs themself going to [[14 Branchland Court|Chris's house]].<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-1873#post-9326680</ref>
* '''30 June''' - The full uncut version of the [[Taser Discussion]] is released.

==Videos==
*[[Birthday Greetings to Devin]]
*[[Sylvia’s being comfy and a little bobble-headed]]

==Audio==
*[[OneyPlays Twitter Voice Clip]]

==See also==
*[[June 2021 social media posts]]

==References==
<references/>

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Chris and art

2021-07-07T17:05:25Z

Superspongebobbros: /* Choices of materials and technology */

{{quote|My art style, I feel, is one that would be typically mistaken as child-like, yet there is an elegance that gives its simplicity an appealing charm. This is a style that needs not be overthought, as it is typically to the point.|[[Chris]], talking about his art<ref>[[January 2020 social media posts]]</ref>}}

[[File:MyMindIsABlank.jpg|thumb|''[[January 2015 Facebook posts#He Hasn't Forgotten Us!|My Mind Is a Blank]]'', January 2015]]

[[File:CWCPeterPaulRubens.png|thumb|How Chris sees his self-portraits.]]

'''Art''' has been, and always will be, Chris's selling point. Chris has been involved with some form of art or another throughout his life. He has taken numerous art and design classes in [[high school]], and he holds a degree in [[CADD|computer-aided drafting and design]]. But despite his extensive education in the visual arts (and relative lack of other discernible skills), his style is quite unique, to say the least.

Ever since the very day [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] found out about Chris's creation of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], many people have taken interest in Chris because of his infamously bad artwork. Ironically, his crude creative abilities are what made him stand out as an artist. ''Sonichu'' wouldn't be ''Sonichu'' without Chris's art. Encouraging Chris to produce more of it remains a popular objective amongst [[troll]]s and [[ween]]s.

==Before we get started with today's critique...==
It can be easy to simply write off Chris as a bad artist without asking why. But of course, visual art is subjective – there are a multitude of reasons ''why'' someone might not like a particular work, and there are bound to be people who will like it. Different styles suit different artists (and viewers), and realism isn't exactly the gold standard of good art. The fact that people [[commissions|commission]] Chris is proof that he isn't objectively a failed artist. After all, he sold more art than Van Gogh ever did in his lifetime.

Chris is no [[naive]] artist – he took art classes throughout his schooling. He is most likely familiar with the process of artistic critiques in an academic setting. This article will reflect that process.

Instead of outright praising or bashing Chris's art, this critique will offer constructive criticism. It will examine strong and weak points of Chris's art in an objective, taste-neutral manner. It will examine all media but place special emphasis on his most proficient medium: drawing. The article will also consider the context of Chris's art. Finally, it will consider ways he has improved his craft, aspects that can be improved, and techniques he is outright unwilling to improve.

==Weak points==

===Exercise of skills and improvement in craft===
[[Image:0025-ChristophersMicroMornings.jpg|thumb|left|Not bad for a grade-schooler.]]

Chris does not seem to consider his artistic skill in need of revision; he is always fully satisfied by the first attempt at a drawing he makes. Naturally, being an artist of that caliber, Chris takes it upon himself to criticize the art that his [[True and Loyal Fanbase]] send to him, and is quick to point out the myriad of "flaws" in each work.<ref>[[Ivy Q&A#After Emily]]</ref><ref>[[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation#Part 2]]</ref>

Chris has said he spends "an hour at most" drawing a comic page and about a half-hour coloring it.<ref>[[Mailbag 2#In which Chris insults someone who drew a picture for him]]</ref> He does not seem to be aware of the fact that producing the kind of high-quality artwork that fans expect in a good comic strip is very labor-intensive and can easily take hours, sometimes days, even with professional software programs like Photoshop. He also doesn't seem to understand, or care, that any good artist will draw a scene multiple times before they publish it, especially if there are mistakes. In pretty much any episode of ''Sonichu'', you will be sure to find at least one mistake Chris has made that he refuses to redo and simply colors over. One good example is the scene from Chris and Ivy [[Giant Penis Comic|going to a hotel for hanky-panky]].<ref>[[:File:SchuComicSP3P5.jpg]]</ref> If you look at the scene, you can see multiple mistakes that any artist would have seen as a reason to redo the picture. Chris started to draw his balls (via tracing), but decided he didn't like the proportions that presented, so he decided to keep the start of the trace and just add some "speed lines". If you look at the picture of Ivy you will see that Chris messed up a bit around her face but decided that instead of redoing it, he'd just color over it. He also messed up a bit on her right breast; he drew one too small and decided to make it bigger, by just adding another curved line.

At times, he would expand ''Sonichu'' stories in summary form on [[CWCipedia]], a medium better equipped to keep up with his racing, easily distracted imagination. Everything he says or writes, he considers being a part of his comic's continuity partly because it is easier to record these euphoric and fleeting bouts of inspiration as they occur rather than days, weeks, months, or even years later in comic form.

Chris's art ''has'' improved in recent years: compare the original [[Sonichu 0]] cover to his later covers. The amount in which he has improved, though, is up for debate.

===Choices of materials and technology===
[[File:Marker Section.jpg|thumb|Crayola is the official art supplier for the ''Sonichu'' franchise, whether they like it or not.]]

Chris believes that his so-called "hand-drawn style" is superior to art produced by any other means. This is due to Chris's hatred to change what he has already learned and his belief, as a consequence of his [[ego]], that his method is the best by virtue of being his.

Obviously, Chris's skill cannot compensate for the poor materials he uses. He does his work a disservice by using tools that are the cheapest available: copy paper, Pentel RSVP ballpoint pens, and Crayola washable markers.<ref>[[Mumble 7#10:21 Another fan asks about art supplies|Mumble #7]]</ref> These happen to be the tools he has used since childhood.

Far from archival quality, his art has sometimes shown [[Wedding Comic|signs of wrinkling]] as soon as it has been finished. Chris has defended his practice of [[Chris and writing#Dialogue|rampant textwalling]] as a way to "save marker ink."<ref>[[Mailbag 19]]</ref>

When Chris wants to alter a panel, but does not want to put in the effort to redraw the entire page, his method to fix it is to draw a piece on another page, cut it out, and glue it over the original drawing. This can be seen in revisions to [[Sonichu 15]].

While Chris has claimed at various times to use {{w|Adobe Photoshop}} to create his characters and edit his comics,<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#Conception_and_Creation Sonichu's Conception and Creation], archived from [[CWCipedia]].</ref><ref>[[Miyamoto emails#Please Give Me $800]]</ref><ref>[[Chris's resume#Experience]]</ref> he has only ever been seen using {{w|Adobe PhotoDeluxe}},<ref>The Adobe PhotoDeluxe name can be seen on the taskbar of Chris's computer at 0:13 in [[Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!!]].</ref><ref>Chris offered PhotoDeluxe advice to [[The Wallflower]] in [[Wallflower E-mails 2]].</ref> with which he created his [[Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!!|slanderous head-swap]] of [[Clyde Cash|Clyde]]'s buddy Matt. This is in spite of the fact that PhotoDeluxe is intended for scanning and touching up photographs, and Photoshop (which Chris claims to own) would be better suited for the kind of general-purpose image editing and head-swapping that Chris does. In addition, PhotoDeluxe is a fossil of a program that hasn't been supported by Adobe since [[2002]]. Chris's claim in [[Mailbag 3]] that he uses "a past version" of Photoshop<ref>[[Mailbag 3#Art questions]]</ref> could imply that he is [[Slow-in-the-minds|confusing PhotoDeluxe for a part of the Photoshop line]], or that, if he really does use Photoshop, the revision he owns is just as woefully out-of-date as his ancient PhotoDeluxe program.

His font of choice was {{w|Comic Sans}}, a font almost universally condemned for being overused, childish and ugly.<ref>[http://bancomicsans.com Ban the Comic Sans]</ref><ref>[http://achewood.com/index.php?date=07052007 They will make you taste the curb]</ref> However, starting from [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]] onward, he switched to Proxima Nova.

===Drawing techniques===
[[File:CChanDraws.jpg|thumb|Strange pen grips can be corrected with the assistance of school teachers. Chris slept through these lessons.]]
Chris has never even learned to hold a pen correctly. Instead of holding the front of the pen with the thumb and forefinger, he draws with his index finger sticking out and bent around the pen. Give this a try and see how long it takes for you to get carpal tunnel.

In [[CWC - Hand Drawn Original]] (2009) and [[Live Drawing Streams]] (2017), Chris demonstrated his drawing technique on video.

[[File:Chris pen grip 2019.jpg|Wearing gym gloves while drawing.|thumb]]

During 2019, Chris hampered his ability further by wearing his gym gloves while drawing.

{{quote|I don’t want to deal with the constant pencil sharpening and all that trash.|Chris giving one of his reasons for why he uses a pen for line art<ref>https://tweetsave.com/cwcsonichu/status/1001562775209086976</ref>.}}

While most artists will produce multiple sketch versions of a single drawing, often layered on top of one another, Chris is so confident in his innate artistic ability that his first step in a page of ''Sonichu'' is drawing the final line art in pen before coloring it in with Crayola markers. If he makes a mistake, he shrugs it off and continues. There is no post-processing beyond adding text to word balloons with MS Paint and PhotoDeluxe. Attempts to inform him that digital coloring is more efficient and far less expensive than wasting gallons of marker ink filling in monocolor backgrounds have failed.

===Visual style and anatomy===
[[Image:099-CWCsCWC.jpg|thumb|250px|left|Nice arms you got there, Chris.]]
[[File:SchuComic12-1P106.jpg|thumb|Try and work out what's meant to be happening here.]]
{{Quote|sonichu had kind of a kiddy art style, which i guess was your point. [...] i thought you meant it as an avant-garde thing, to make a statment like, ironically bad|[[Jackie]]<ref>[[Jackie Chat 2]]</ref>}}

Before the comics, Chris attempted realism for work in oil pastel, charcoal, and graphite, presumably for art classes in school. The results can be seen in the gallery below.

Chris started out with a cartoony style for the comic book, full of techniques consistent with early efforts at drawing by small children. Things changed as Chris got into [[anime]] and manga, and sought to emulate them to impress his [[gal-pal]] at the time, [[Megan Schroeder]]. Like many amateur western artists, he copies only the surface elements of the anime style: big eyes, pentagonal heads, speed lines, emotions. These art elements were simply laid over his original "style" with no adjustment.

[[File:Michiru and Haruka translated art2.jpg|thumb|This woman has three elbows.]]

Chris makes no attempt to maintain consistency in character designs, and has no understanding of classical anatomy and proportion in figure drawing. His characters are drawn using simple shapes — colored-in outlines, without any shading, ''ever'' — and even so, he is unable to keep the shapes consistent to any degree. For example, in the opening of [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]], [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|the children]] tend to noticeably get deformed in a different manner in each panel, despite the fact that they're drawn as just an oval for the head, a rectangle for the body, and smaller ovals for the arms and legs.
[[File:ChrisDislocatedWrists.png|thumb|right|In his hastiness to draw [[Giant Penis Comic|pornography]] of himself and [[Ivy]], Chris seems to have forgotten that wrists and forearms are incapable of twisting in such a way without causing serious and extremely painful dislocation injuries.]]
[[File:Billy mays hand.png|thumb|left|Something's not right with this picture...]]

In all characters, limbs morph, heads change size, and faces become unrecognizable; it's only by the color scheme that we can guess which character is which. Even then, Chris sometimes relies on labelling characters with text and arrows. Beyond his [[Heterochromia|differently-colored eyes]] and [[Sonichu medallion]], no two Chrises have ever looked alike, or even remotely resembled the actual Chris. The character sizes are also inconsistent, which is strange considering most of the characters appear to be about the same size: in most drawings where Sonichu is carrying Rosechu, Rosechu seems to shrink.

[[Image:ProportionFail.jpg|thumb|Chris is an expert at proportion.]]

Finer details of human anatomy have long escaped him; because Chris never draws women with pronounced hips, the results tend to resemble children or men (such as with the character [[Lovely Weather]]), with unfortunate implications in either case.

[[Image:Son-ChuVehicle.jpg|thumb|This car will either always veer left or never run at all.]]

Despite boasting that his "drawings of perspective viewpoints are surpassive[sic]"<ref>[[Miyamoto Saga]]</ref> due to his training in [[CADD]], Chris constantly fails at perspective, with objects implied to be far-away depicted too large. This is evident in his many [[Son-Chu|vehicle designs]], where the front is usually a direct frontal (90 degree) view, regardless of the view angle of other sides. This inability to demonstrate parallel lines renders the car distorted. The lack of any concept of shading only further destroys any semblance of perspective; legs that are implied to be bent forward at the knee only end up looking shorter.

Possibly the worst offender is Chris's constant omission of backgrounds. Most scenes happen only on the white backdrop of the paper. Readers are apparently supposed to infer what the background looks like based on context, similar to some daily newspaper comic strips. Thus, simply drawing a wide-angle shot of the scenery as the first (usually transitional) panel in a scene would suffice. Combined with his inability to make a proper layout, many action scenes end up becoming a jumble of characters moving around without regards to sequence. The reason he does this is probably the same as the reason why he textwalls so often: to "save marker ink," meaning he's lazy. (Incidentally, the proper use of white space and the conservation of painted space is a key element in East Asian art, but despite his anime obsession he is unlikely to have heard of this.)

A related phenomenon is simply drawing characters as floating disembodied heads. The [[Magi-chan|deus ex machina/exposition machine]] is the biggest victim of this. Once again, Chris couldn't bother to draw a full body. Thus, combining all known forms of "marker ink conservation", some pages are just a bunch of literal talking heads speaking walls of text.

Chris owns at least one book about drawing manga, as seen in [[My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey]]. The book in itself covers everything to do with portraying couples, including images of couples in bed making love. Whether Chris bought it to better draw out his delusional fantasies or for more material to [[mass debate]] to isn't known, but either way, the book taught him nothing.

=== Character design ===
{{Main|Chris and writing#Characterization}}

A large portion of the ''Sonichu'' cast is clearly derivative of existing characters. In addition to the obvious ''Sonic the Hedgehog'' recolors, Chris has lifted designs from any anime, video game, or even Western animation he is fond of, with no regard for visual consistency.

Beyond that, he doesn't even bother trying to design better clothing for his characters. Most of them wear stereotypical "basic" clothing, and Chris himself wears his usual [[clown shirt]]s and pants. With the sole exception of [[Megan Schroeder|Meg-chan]], every female that shows up in his comics wears high-heeled dress shoes.

Even when the source of Chris's plagiarism is readily apparent, these lifts can still add up to less than the sum of their parts. Inspired by the fusion characters of ''[[Dragon Ball Z]]'' and ''[[God of War]]'', [[Collosal Chan]] looks more like a hobo than a fusion of Chris and Chris-Chan Sonichu. Though clearly, his own effort to design baby [[Pokémon]], [[Sonee and Rosey]] look more unnerving than adorable.

===Fan (dis)service===
[[File:SchuComic9Page32-E.jpg|right|thumb|150px|Insta-boner.]]
{{quote|I am not a gorey artist; just accept the Fan Service of panty-shots and get over yourselves.|<ref>[[Mailbag 45#Chris' hormones + Rosechu's ass = Fan service]]</ref>}}
{{w|Fan service}} is a term used to describe something that is meant to tease or please the audience. It can refer to any content seen as an effort to appease the desires of fans, but for the sake of this section, it's used primarily to describe scenes of a sexually titillating nature.

Since his discovery by the Internet, Chris has inserted increasingly large amounts of fan service into the initially tame ''Sonichu'' in an effort to assert the heterosexuality of himself and his characters. The range of fan service in ''Sonichu'' includes panty shots, Rosechu's [[women's rights|stripping]], cameltoe indentations, and even a full [[Sonichu 8#Episode 17|sex scene]] followed by four pages of text and diagrams describing Sonichu and Rosechu's sexual anatomy.

[[File:Battery-Charge Heart intro.jpg|thumb|left|150px|He made sure to draw [[Battery-Charge Heart]]'s skirt so short, we can see the carpet matches the drapes.]]
Due to his lack of artistic faculties, much of Chris's depictions of sexuality are highly unsettling to most readers. Any attempts to add "sexy" material come across as Chris's own wish-fulfillment or self-interest, rather than attempts by Chris to please his audience.

While the point of fan service is to hint at sexuality in an otherwise clean work meant for general audiences, ''Sonichu'''s sexual content hides nothing and disturbs many, despite the fact that Chris has always viewed ''Sonichu'' as a comic intended for children. Chris tried to justify putting panty shots in a children's comic by saying... {{quote|Children will likely be seeing the same things in real life, so mellow out and let them learn a bit, and further educate the children with discussions.|Children will be seeing furry porn in real life.<ref>[[Mailbag_47#Children_will_be_seeing_furry_porn_in_real_life]]</ref>}}

==Strong points==
Chris is far from the worst artist ever; there are several strong points to his work that set him apart from other poor artists.
===Color choices and coordination===
Chris does get color coordination. Most of the color schemes he uses in his work look decent. Being Chris, he still fails occasionally, such as with the [[CWCipedia]] color scheme. Still, color is one of his few strong points, at least compared to the rest of his art style. As evidenced by most of his websites, custom console skins, and a good chunk of his character designs, Chris's favorite colors appear to be yellow and blue. That color combination is hard to get wrong, which is why so many cartoon characters (from the Simpsons to SpongeBob) have yellow skin. Chris also appears to be fond of the [[USA|red, white, and blue]] compliment, judging by his [[The Classic|trademark polo shirt]].

Despite excelling in this fundamental field, Chris does struggle with coloring [[rainbow]]s in the correct order of ROY G. BIV.

===Dexterity===
Despite his awkward pen grip, Chris seems to have a mostly steady hand. His penmanship is neat and legible, and most of his mistakes stem from writing the wrong letter and scribbling/doctoring it into the right one, instead of any kind of actual handwriting disorder. His most recent driver's license signature appears to be quite flourished and feminine. Many artists with unorthodox hand techniques claim their grips can actually give them more control over the pen, and even trained calligraphers don't always stick to the standard grip taught to them in kindergarten.

Chris never seemed to struggle in the dexterity department – he can write and draw more neatly than folks with poor {{w|fine motor skills}}. He doesn't have an issue with other activities requiring dexterity, such as typing or playing [[video games]]. The [[autism papers]] don't even mention poor fine motor coordination, which is relatively common (but not universal) among autistics. Even [[autism|our own article on Chris's diagnosis]] doesn't touch his dexterity, only his {{w|gross motor skills}}. '''For once, Chris's autism isn't the culprit!'''

If Chris actually took his time and learned patience, his line work could be phenomenal.

===Reach===
Chris has undoubtedly become a pop culture phenomenon, while many other artists who spent decades refining their craft can go their entire lives without selling many paintings – or any at all. ''Looking at [[medallions]] alone,'' Chris has sold more works than Frida Kahlo even ''produced'' in her lifetime. Chris's works have been referenced in master theses, published essays, and other academic media countless times. Judging by artists like Van Gogh or Warhol, GodBear knows if Chris's works will end up in a museum some time after his [[Chris and death|passing]]. The fact that people are compelled to look at Chris's work at all speaks volumes.

===Is art even ''Sonichu's'' main failing?===
{{main|Chris and writing}}

Complex drawing is not mandatory for making a good comic. Chris's art style is arguably more complex than the style Charles Schulz used for ''Peanuts''. ''{{w|Diary of a Wimpy Kid}}'' and ''{{w|xkcd}}'' get the job done with simple stick figures. Some artistically challenged cartoonists will even ditch the pen for a nice camera to create a {{w|photo comic}}. These genres might not carry museum-quality art, but the cartoonists generally make up for it with clever writing.

However, ''Sonichu'' doesn't even have that to fall back on. Chris does no preparatory writing or preliminary revision; his narrative is wholly improvised and shifts regularly. He cannot write clear, succinct dialogue, and he has little regard for visual clarity.

He doesn't understand how graphic novels are supposed to work as a narrative through sequential images, and instead presents the series more like a storyboard for a hypothetical television series. As a whole, the series has excessive dialogue, something better suited for a novel or television script. It often uses literal phrases (e.g., "cuts grass") as a substitute for visual action and/or comic onomatopoeia. Chris divides each volume of ''Sonichu'' into "episodes", a concept popular in TV land, but unheard of in the comic book industry. Perhaps Chris isn't interested in art or comics – he's just interested in ''Sonichu''.

==Chris and digital art==
[[File:Sonichuipaddrawing2020.jpg|thumb|200px|[[CWC-isms#hand-drawing|A blocky and low-resolution]][[Spirit possession| self portrait]]]]

At first glance, one would think that Chris wouldn't have an issue with digital art. After all, he majored in [[CADD|computer-aided design]], he spends most of his life in front of a screen, and he considers playing [[Guitar Hero]] to be a feat on par with playing a real [[music|guitar]] – he seems like he'd be quite pro-technology. But that wasn't the case for most of his life.

Chris once believed that using new technology creatively provides an unfair advantage in the service of inferior results. Repeatedly, he has called ''[[Asperchu]]'' "blocky and low resolution" because it was drawn with a tablet, this is most likely because Chris thinks that doing digital art instead of the traditional way makes results comparable to poor MS Paint drawings that are more familiar with him. In one of his [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 1|phone calls to Alec Benson Leary]], Chris said his hand-drawn art had "more character" (never mind that tablet art is technically hand-drawn art anyway). He also thought that his [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|web page]] was awesome because it was made from "notepad scratch" (i.e., built with Windows Notepad instead of complex WYSIWYG tools like FrontPage); Chris forgot that while a lot of professional web designers also write raw HTML with text editors, they generally also have some eye for aesthetics.

His heart changed in [[May 2020]], during his phase of [[role-play]]ing as [[Sonichu]]. Chris used his [[COVID-19]] Economic Impact Payment check on an iPad, software, and accessories for drawing digital art. He attempted a drawing of Sonichu, and he complained about how hard the software was to use.<ref>[[May 2020 social media posts#Chris gets an iPad]]</ref>

{{clear}}

==Chris's other artistic media==

Drawing may be Chris's medium of choice, but he's dabbled in others.

===3D Media===
[[File:Med_59_A.png|thumb|150px|One of the replica medals]]
Chris has produced a line of Sonichu [[medallions]], made out of [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|Crayola fuckin' Model Magic and acrylic paint]]. In [[September 2014]], Chris started selling replicas of his handcrafted medals, produced to various qualities.

He has made [[Sonichu Amiibo]] by Frankensteining multiple Amiibos together and crudely painting them.

Another 3D piece is his [[Sonic Totem]] from middle school, which sold on [[eBay]] for $1500 USD.

===Photography and Videography===
{{Main|Chris and cinematography}}

===Animation===
Chris at one point tried taking up a new medium in the form of animation. Using the Nintendo DSi program ''[[Flipnote Hatena|Flipnote Studio]]'', Chris took his drawing to a whole new level...or least, he could have. His drawing degraded greatly when doing artwork here, mostly due to using the DS's stylus pen. When doing animations, his characters have very little fluid movement to them and they seem to [[jerk]] and wobble, as if they're characters from ''[[CWCFlyingElephants|Ed, Edd n Eddy]]'' or ''[[Adult Swim|Home Movies]]''. The best one to tell of this is the [[Don'tGetTrolled!]] animation; you can tell which part was animated by Chris and which part was animated by the original author, 8-Bit, because Chris's artwork just wobbles in a distorted fashion.

===Music===
{{Main|Chris and music}}

===Sewing===
[[File:Cwc_sewing3.jpeg|thumb|150px|Looks like we have ourselves a seamstress.]]

Chris "restored" [[The Classic|his classic striped shirt]] himself before attempting to sell it. As said shirt spent three years in a water-filled trash bag and was damaged beyond repairability, it didn't work out that well.

===Spray-painting===
{{Main|Shoe Colouring}}

===Costume Design===
{{Main|Chris and cosplaying}}
Continuing his trend of using the cheapest materials possible while incorporating only the vaguest of likenesses, Chris's foray in cosplay is par for the course with his hand-drawings. They're poorly made, not thought out, and Chris likely believes they're professional quality.

==Originality and plagiarism==
{{Main|Things Chris has ripped off}}
{{see also|Chris and copyright|Parody}}

When it comes to originality, Chris has absolutely none.

''Sonichu'' is a fine blend of Chris's personal life and a wide variety of recognizable copyrighted elements. Just about any existing medium that Chris has ever expressed a fondness for appears in some capacity.

Chris has a long history of claiming all credit for fan characters initially acknowledged as being created by others and offered for use in Chris's comics. The first of these were [[Megagi]], [[Jiggliami]], and [[Layla]], but the most infamous instance, and the one that Chris defended the most fervently, was [[Simonla Rosechu]].

At the same time, Chris once had a policy of threatening nonexistent legal action against the creators of any ''Sonichu'' fan art he could find, and was worked into a [[12 January 2010|magnificent rage]] over the ''Sonichu''-derivative fan [[parody]] ''Asperchu''.

As well, Chris has gone so far as to take a video, the aforementioned [[Don'tGetTrolled!]], and alter it to suit his needs. Now, granted, there were other videos done using that same video, but where they just altered the stick character or sped up the video in the same vein as a [[Random-access humor|YouTube Poop]], Chris completely and utterly altered the video to suit his needs so that a humorous song about [[trolling]] is turned into Chris's mouthpiece to destroy Freedom of Speech to make the Internet safer for him.

==Art gallery==
===High school art===
Seen below is a selection of Chris's public school art assignments, from a slideshow on Chris's homemade [[DVD]]. At his high school graduation, Chris expected to be "Highly Recognized" for his "ARTISTIC TALENT", represented in this body of work. When he was not, he cried.<ref>[[Manchester High School#Graduation]]</ref> This work was produced under the supervision of a professional art instructor and the incentive for Chris to give each piece more thought, care and attention than he now prefers to when creating only for his own satisfaction. Despite this, they're still terrible. Note that some readers may find several of these images inadvertently terrifying.

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Image:441-CubScoutShield.JPG|Defending the honor of [[Chris and health|junk food everywhere!]]
Image:442-HedgehogShark1.JPG|Sculpted in such a way that it looks like a [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|toilet]] at first blush.
Image:443-HedgehogShark2.JPG|
Image:444-MecheFox.JPG|Fox McCloud, one month after crash-landing in the middle of Africa.
Image:445-SonicTotem.JPG|This thing deserves [[Sonic Totem|its own page]] by now.
Image:446-CWCWeave.JPG|The teacher quickly thought up something to keep Chris occupied for the rest of the lesson.
Image:447-CWCSonicPlate.JPG|Coming soon from Franklin Mint...
Image:448-CWCWigwam.JPG|Ancient relic of the [[Cherokian Clan]].
Image:449-CWCDreamCatcher.JPG|It doesn't catch dreams. It ''stares into your soul''.
Image:450-HedgehogFish1.JPG|Sad to say, it was originally Chris who came up with the "Long fish is loooooo
Image:451-HedgehogFish2.JPG|oooooooooooong" meme.
Image:452-CWCsBunchOfArt.jpg|Scan of a print of a photograph of drawings. How very meta!
Image:454-CWCsPossibleFuture.JPG|[[Autism]] is in Living Room. Autism is in Wife. Autism is in Children and - well - Autism is in Life.
Image:455-EspanolicAndVegaton.JPG|A rare shot of Chris's largely forgotten Pokémons, Espanolic and Vegaton.
Image:459-CWCsBanjo.JPG|Banjo, the champion of Christianity and bright colors.
Image:460-CWCsComputerGraphicsPoster.JPG|In the first lesson, the computer graphics teachers usually say something like "Don't go crazy with the effects, m'kay?" Chris never listens.
Image:463-SonicAndTailsBunch.jpg|A Magic Eye picture that reveals absolutely nothing. We tried.
Image:464-CWCSpeckle.jpg|The teacher who traumatized Chris wasn't actually the principal - it was the art teacher, who forced Chris to make a drawing with prickly-wicklies.
Image:465-CWCsStarCoilPot.JPG|Chris's masterpiece of originality, second only to the creation of Sonichu<ref>[[IRC (18 December 2008)]]</ref>: an ash tray that shoots tobacco straight to the Sun - powered by dark magic.
Image:466-CWCNecklace.jpg|Some [[Cherokian Clan|Ancient Cherokian]] [[Sex toys|anal beads]].
Image:467-CWCPlate.JPG|It's... off-center.
Image:468-SonicCup.JPG|Sonic [[Yawning Squirtle|unfocuses]].
Image:469-SonicCupSide.JPG
Image:470-CWCCoilPot.JPG|Chris's shield was eaten.
Image:471-ChristophersLeatherFace.JPG|Following in Ed Gein's footsteps.
Image:472-CWCWingCapDish.JPG|We don't know ''what'' this is, but it has the letter C, so it's obviously Chris's.
Image:473-YarnPot.JPG
Image:474-SquarePot.JPG
Image:475-RelaxingCWC1.JPG|A relaxing person who bears little resemblance to Chris.
Image:476-RelaxingCWC2.JPG|The same. Hilariously enough, [http://www.miketyndall.com/todd_goldman/ Todd Goldman] ripped off the "[[White knight#Chris will reject your advice|I just don't listen]]" things on the background. Everything is interconnected! [[Soul Calibur|Tracing and ignorance, fiercely entangled!]]
Image:477-PastelDuoPic.JPG
Image:478-PastelHorses.JPG|[[My Little Pony|Proto-Cheroki-Chan.]]
Image:479-PastelSunset.JPG|[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|A big golden turd.]]
Image:482-SwirlingEspanolics.JPG
Image:483-RainbowLeaf.JPG|OH, GOD! What does this ''mean''?
Image:484-MergingPeople.JPG|Art class pictures usually have some sort of central idea the teacher gave to the students. Chris is [[Autism|unable to communicate it to us.]]
Image:485-CWCsF.JPG|It's a passable drawing, so it's possible Chris didn't fail the class. But if it is a drawing of failure, did he also create his first time paradox here?
Image:486-CWCcatchesaPikachu.JPG|Chris approaches a wild Pikachu, aiming to bash its brains out with a rare pygmy Electrode.
Image:487-CWCMergedinArt.jpg|A clever idea. Probably his teacher's, though.
Image:488-100_0521.JPG|Something that looks like the shopping mall, but actually isn't.
Image:489-100_0522.JPG|"I wish I were in [[Inos|Jamacia]]" (sic). Deep-rooted wishes, I see.
Image:490-100_0523.JPG|Colorful arboreal antics.
Image:491-100 0524.JPG|Possibly "L" and "O". Could be a corruption of LOL.
Image:492-100 0525.JPG|Raichu, the Turbo Megazord, Sonic, Game Boy and Nintendo 64 controller.
Image:493-100 0526.JPG|See, he ''can'' draw a proportional drinking straw. [[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail]] was ''deliberate''.
Image:494-100 0527.JPG|Indistinct shapes, possibly [[Crass and Champ|crabs]].
Image:495-100 0528.JPG|A collage of weird local imagery.
Image:496-100 0529.JPG|Daffodils, which, in Greek mythology, first came forth as a result of [[Chris and his Ego|narcissism]]. Also: Skeleton.
Image:497-100 0530.JPG|[[Christian's name change|The Bear]] keeps on truckin'.
Image:498-100 0531.JPG|[[fapcup|Jars]]. A proudly standing bottle and a tomato, casting nice round shadows.
Image:499-100 0532.JPG|Mysterious floating keyring.
Image:500-100 0533.JPG|Not sure what ''this'' is, but it looks a bit phallic.
Image:501-100 0534.JPG|Chris's Ash Ketchum get-up.
Image:503-100 0537.JPG|Pikachu, Mew, what looks like Chris's personal Pokégear stuff, and an ad for [[CWC's Pokésite 2]].
Image:504-100 0538.JPG|[[April 16 Fetish Vids|Shower]]???
Image:505-100 0539.JPG|A drawer full of what appears to be [[CWCFlyingElephants|socks]] and [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS]].
Image:506-100 0540.JPG|[[R.L. Stine]] books and Pokémon.
</gallery>}}

===Tracing===
'''Tracing''' is an art technique where another piece of art, in whole or part, is copied along with its outlines. As a means of producing original art claimed as one's own, tracing is a form of plagiarism.

Images traced from existing copyrighted content appear regularly in ''Sonichu''. Chris traces with the Reflecta Sketch, a long-discontinued toy tracing kit produced by Spin Master. The kit comes with a reflective piece of plastic where an original can be placed to the left and the reflection is used for tracing an outline. This is why most traced images in ''Sonichu'' are mirror images of the original work. Due to their poor quality, consistent in appearance with ''Sonichu'' art that is not traced, these traced images often go unnoticed as tracing. The fact that Chris fails even at tracing is a surprise to no one.

Alternatively, Chris uses these images as references and simply tries to draw images free-hand based on them. This is no worse than directly tracing the outlines, but better explains why his results are so distorted in respect to their references. Chris probably uses a combination of both techniques (as some images look closer to their originals than others), showing an utter lack of skill and originality either way.

The coveted art award at his high school [[Manchester_High_School#Graduation|graduation]] would have lost a crap ton of prestige had it been awarded to a cheater like Chris.

{{collapsible
|Traced images from the ''Sonichu'' Comic
|<gallery>
Image:Trace1.jpg
Image:Trace2.jpg
Image:Trace3.jpg
Image:Trace4.jpg
Image:Trace5.jpg
Image:Trace6.jpg
Image:Aquateenvssonichu.jpg
Image:SAV-Swindle.jpg
Image:RClina.jpg
Image:PunislavBarrier.jpg
Image:Bumble-Lumba-Bumblebee.jpg
Image:Prowl prower.jpg
Image:SOUNDAXE.JPG
Image:CrackderISthundercracker.jpg
Image:Familyguytrace.png
Image:Cwct1.JPG
File:Rosey caesar.jpg
</gallery>}}

===Rule 34===
[[Image:Chris and Rule 34.jpg|thumb|Chris's creations believe that his [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|Rule 34]] artwork is "lifelike".]]
Chris has no shame, and neither does his artwork. Of his many sexually explicit drawings, the most damning one of all is [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]], which brought an end to the Megan Saga and cemented the notion that Chris was an incestuous [[pedofork]].

As seen in this gallery, Chris can't even copy bad porn to save his life, with Rosechu turning into a deformed monstrosity in each panel, all for the sake of [[sex]]. Especially noticeable is the final picture, which shows off a recurring trend in his pictures: the "Glowing Cunt", in which Chris draws the "[[cum]]" from the woman ''around'' and ''outside'' the vagina instead of from the inside, making it appear to glow, or inhabit heavenly clouds.

It can be reasonably assumed that all of the images in this gallery are traced, and that those not paired plagiarized source material simply have yet to have their "inspirations" discovered.

{{collapsible
|Gallery of traced Rule 34 pictures. Incredibly horrific, NSFW, and contains robo-clits. This is your last chance to escape with your sanity.
|<gallery>
Image:Chris-chan Traced.JPG
Image:Chris-chan Traced 2.JPG
Image:chrischantraced3.jpg
Image:Chris-chan Traced 4.JPG
Image:Chris-chan Traced 5.JPG
</gallery>}}

===Tomgirl art===
Drawings Chris made since 2011. Some are NSFW.

{{collapsible
|Gallery
|<gallery>
File:MyMindIsABlank.jpg|''My Mind Is a Blank'', January 2015.
File:Pink Lemonade.jpg|''Pink Lemonade'', July 2015.
File:26 June 2016 Cole Smithey drawing.jpeg|Caricature of [[Cole Smithey]] burning his money, June 2016.
File:SLGBTQ Sonichu poster.jpeg|Chris's LGBT poster for the Sonichu series, May 2017. The S stands for straight.
File:Sonichu-Planet Dolan.jpeg|Crossover fanart of Sonichu and Planet Dolan, May 2017.
File:Miss Night Star.jpeg |''Miss Night Star'', June 2017, Chris's self-insert imagined as a [[MLP]] character. Note the redrawn Sonichu #0 cover.
File:Night Star crossover MLP.jpeg ‎|Crossover with MLP characters, June 2017.
File:Flat-chested women April 2018.jpg|Flat-chested women, April 2018.
File:Pride Month drawing June 2018.jpg|For Pride Month, June 2018.
</gallery>}}

{{collapsible
|Art for [[Catherine]], 2014
|<gallery>
File:TrollTragedy.jpeg
File:TrollTragedydetailA.jpeg|Zoomed in
File:TrollTragedydetailB.jpeg|Another zoom
File:ZappinBoobs.jpeg
File:CandC.jpeg
</gallery>}}

===Paid art===
Drawings from Chris's [[eBay]] and [[Etsy]] sales.
{{main|Original Sonichu and Rosechu Drawing}}
{{main|Commissions}}

== Sources ==
<references/>

{{Chris and}}
{{Sonichu}}

BlueSpike Skype Logs 7

2021-07-04T00:27:57Z

Superspongebobbros: Tidying up the page by moving the editor's notes into a single Protip box.

{{quote|If I had not been aware previously, I would have excused myself when you suggested the cyber sex. But since I was already emotionally stable from advance notice, I felt capable of moving on, and being able to satisfy you like I did in clear consience.|Christopher C.W.C.}}
{{Honest}}
'''BlueSpike Skype Logs 7''' details a chat between Chris and Julie on 13 [[February 2009]].
== Summary ==
• Chris is saddened over the death of PandaHalo (for a total of 3 minutes ). 
• Julie wants to reduce Chris's stress with cybersex. 
• Julie gets post nut clarity and realises they fapped just after learning about the death of PandaHalo. 
• Chris consoles her by saying he had already cried over PandaHalo's death after he heard about the bushfires on news. 
• They cyber again, this time with added roleplay, Chris as Chris-chan Sonichu and Julie as a catlady. 
• Julie asks for more cybering, Chris doesn't respond. 

==Chat==
{{protip|This is the Skype log where Julie and Chris have some (ungodly) cybersex. Keep a bucket or bag nearby, you'll need it. If you still want to continue, read this along with [[Bob Walks In]] and [[CWC Cums for a Cat]] for added disgust.}}
 [00:03:46] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
that was it.
 [00:03:55] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yeah. :(
 [00:04:12] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
it's okay. At least I know Sarah's status now.
 [00:04:22] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yeah. :(
 [00:04:51] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I am saddened to hear it for true, but the best thing I can do is have my moment of silence in memory of her and move on.
 [00:05:28] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Also, as a bonus, at least I know who's been posing as Miyamoto and Reggie this whole time.
 [00:05:41] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yeah.
 [00:05:50] '''BlueSpike:'''
You know, maybe I can help with that stress, big boy. ;)
 [00:05:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
and I still have you. :)
 [00:06:01] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I would love that.
 [00:06:11] '''BlueSpike:'''
You may start. :)
 [00:06:29] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
and I shall continue to draw my comics with swiftness for me and for you.
 [00:06:44] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay.
 [00:06:48] '''BlueSpike:'''
I thought we were gonna..
 [00:06:50] '''BlueSpike:'''
You know. ;)
 [00:07:09] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
oh, okay. let me call you, and we can do it audio.
 [00:07:19] '''BlueSpike:'''
okay
 [00:07:36] '''BlueSpike:'''
Tis late.
 [00:07:39] '''BlueSpike:'''
I can't talk. ;-;
 [00:07:42] '''BlueSpike:'''
But you can. :)
 [00:07:50] '''BlueSpike:'''
So, you may start. ;)
 [00:07:59] '''BlueSpike:'''
yES.
 [00:08:00] '''BlueSpike:'''
I do.
 [00:08:14] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'm wearing a lacy bra and panties...
 [00:08:28] '''BlueSpike:'''
That's hot. :)
 [00:08:47] '''BlueSpike:'''
Brown.
 [00:09:06] '''BlueSpike:'''
And I thrust myself upon you, almost cuddling you. I begin to kiss you.
 [00:09:52] '''BlueSpike:''' :)
 [00:09:57] '''BlueSpike:'''
I smile, and start to remove my bra.
 [00:10:25] '''BlueSpike:'''
I remove the bra, you want to touch them? ;)
 [00:10:50] '''BlueSpike:'''
I then begin to hug you tighter and tighter, I can't believe I'm here with you.
 [00:11:05] '''BlueSpike:'''
My breasts almost smother your chest.
 [00:11:13] '''BlueSpike:'''
I move my hand down your pants.
 [00:11:23] '''BlueSpike:'''
Sure. :)
 [00:11:42] '''BlueSpike:'''
I begin to french kiss you as I remove your pants.
 [00:12:20] '''BlueSpike:'''
My panties are wet for you, Chris. ;)
 [00:12:41] '''BlueSpike:'''
?
 [00:12:43] '''BlueSpike:''' :)
 [00:12:48] '''BlueSpike:'''
Oooh, that feels nice...
 [00:12:52] '''BlueSpike:'''
Could you lay down on a bed for me?
 [00:13:05] '''BlueSpike:'''
I then remove your pants, and begin to settle onto your cock.
 [00:13:17] '''BlueSpike:'''
I start to ride it, almost. It feels so good...
 [00:13:35] '''BlueSpike:''' :)
 [00:13:49] '''BlueSpike:'''
Is there any sort of fanasy you've wanted from a girl?
 [00:13:54] '''BlueSpike:'''
Anything you want, I'll do for you.
 [00:13:59] '''BlueSpike:'''
Any fetish you may have.
 [00:14:03] '''BlueSpike:'''
It's all yours.
 [00:14:26] '''BlueSpike:'''
I could list fetishes.
 [00:14:29] '''BlueSpike:'''
If you wish.
 [00:14:40] '''BlueSpike:'''
There's a fart fetish, a smothering fetish, a foot fetish...
 [00:14:44] '''BlueSpike:'''
Any of those sound interesting?
 [00:15:02] '''BlueSpike:'''
Well, it works somewhat differently.
 [00:15:08] '''BlueSpike:'''
How about smothering?
 [00:15:12] '''BlueSpike:'''
We could try that.
 [00:15:19] '''BlueSpike:'''
Well, I could sit on your face.
 [00:15:23] '''BlueSpike:'''
Or rub my clit against your face.
 [00:15:35] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yeah, that works.
 [00:15:54] '''BlueSpike:'''
I lean over with your dick inside me, and press your face in between my breasts.
 [00:16:03] '''BlueSpike:'''
I squeeze them, I hope you like them, they're all yours.
 [00:16:29] '''BlueSpike:'''
I begin to move my torso up and down, you feel the push and pull on your dick...
 [00:16:44] '''BlueSpike:''' :)
 [00:17:00] '''BlueSpike:'''
I begin to smother your face in my breasts as I move faster up and down./
 [00:17:22] '''BlueSpike:'''
Oooh~
 [00:17:25] '''BlueSpike:'''
It feels so good!
 [00:17:48] '''BlueSpike:'''
I squeeze my nipples even harder...
 [00:17:52] '''BlueSpike:'''
They're hard for you.
 [00:18:10] '''BlueSpike:'''
I get off your cock, and nestle my clit on your face.
 [00:18:16] '''BlueSpike:'''
I begin to suck your dick.
 [00:18:34] '''BlueSpike:'''
Thanks. :)
 [00:18:44] '''BlueSpike:'''
I begin to rub my clit against your face.
 [00:18:50] '''BlueSpike:'''
And use my hands as I suck your cock.
 [00:19:09] '''BlueSpike:'''
I moan in complete pleasure.
 [00:19:22] '''BlueSpike:'''
I move a hand and open my clit a bit more, letting you have all of it.
 [00:19:35] '''BlueSpike:'''
This is so hot.
 [00:19:44] '''BlueSpike:'''
I feel the sexual thrill as I move even faster..
 [00:19:52] '''BlueSpike:'''
Rubbing and sucking..
 [00:20:01] '''BlueSpike:'''
I begin to shout your name, Chris! Chris!
 [00:20:07] '''BlueSpike:'''
I move even faster.
 [00:20:29] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris, keep eating me out!
 [00:20:30] '''BlueSpike:'''
It's so good!!
 [00:20:37] '''BlueSpike:'''
I suck even harder..
 [00:20:54] '''BlueSpike:'''
.I rub my gentle clit up and down your face...It smells great..
 [00:21:03] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yes. :)
 [00:21:13] '''BlueSpike:'''
I suck harder and harder, with a smile on my face.
 [00:21:21] '''BlueSpike:'''
Oooooh~!
 [00:21:25] '''BlueSpike:'''
It feels so good...
 [00:21:30] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris, I'm cumming!
 [00:21:32] '''BlueSpike:'''
Cum with me!
 [00:21:33] '''BlueSpike:'''
Please!
 [00:21:38] '''BlueSpike:'''
I go faster, and faster...
 [00:21:41] '''BlueSpike:'''
It's building up!
 [00:21:50] '''BlueSpike:'''
The juices flow onto your face...., and I keep sucking.
 [00:22:10] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hmm...
 [00:22:15] '''BlueSpike:'''
That's tasty.
 [00:22:19] '''BlueSpike:'''
I begin to lick your cock.
 [00:22:27] '''BlueSpike:'''
Up for another round? ;)
 [00:22:51] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay, let me know if you wanna do it again. ;)
 [00:23:03] '''BlueSpike:'''
That was so hot...
 [00:23:07] '''BlueSpike:'''
I came too, Chris. :)
 [00:23:12] '''BlueSpike:'''
I hope so too.
 [00:23:32] '''BlueSpike:''' ;D
 [00:23:34] '''BlueSpike:'''
Love you!
 [00:26:40] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris I think I realized...
 [00:26:59] '''BlueSpike:'''
We did that right after you found out Panda died...
 [00:27:03] '''BlueSpike:'''
That's kind of...
 [00:27:05] '''BlueSpike:'''
Why would you...
 [00:27:14] '''BlueSpike:'''
Why would you.........
 [00:27:21] '''BlueSpike:'''
I need to think about this...for a while.
 [00:27:59] '''BlueSpike:'''
I don't know...Clyde...Maybe..
 [02:30:29] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
It's okay, Julie; there is nothing to fret over.
 [02:31:24] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
you see, I was already emotionally prepared for the possiblilty of Sarah's demise, so basically I had already cried out my tears and dread along the way since last Sunday when I first heard about the fires.
 [02:31:36] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' *from the Washington Post.
 [02:32:20] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
And after hearing the news, I wasn't as shocked as I would have been if I had not heard of the fires before.
 [02:33:22] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
If I had not been aware previously, I would have excused myself when you suggested the cyber sex.
 [02:34:23] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
But since I was already emotionally stable from advance notice, I felt capable of moving on, and being able to satisfy you like I did in clear consience.
 [02:35:39] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Now that it has been made fully clear to me, I am now able to devote myself fully unto you, Julie.
 [02:35:49] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I Love You, Julie-Kat.
 [02:35:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' :-*
 [14:40:33] '''BlueSpike:''' :)
 [14:45:16] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hi, Chris.
 [17:17:42] '''BlueSpike:'''
Up for another round tonight? Maybe we could experiment a bit? ;)
 [18:10:31] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Zlkavszka, Julie. :)
 [18:11:32] '''BlueSpike:'''
So, yes? ;)
 [18:11:49] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
That sounds good, Julie-Kat. But let's stay off the Mumble tonight.
 [18:11:56] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay. ;)
 [18:12:15] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'll come back about the midnight hour for our thang. ;)
 [18:12:31] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay, I was thinking maybe we could experiment a bit and do a bit of a fantasy.
 [18:12:52] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
that sounds good. :)
 [18:13:14] '''BlueSpike:'''
Like you could become Chris chan Sonichu and I could become a cat lady, I know you like cats, don't you? ;)
 [18:13:18] '''BlueSpike:'''
We should try it at least once.
 [18:13:51] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
alright.
 [18:14:47] '''BlueSpike:'''
Midnight? I was feeling kinda excited..:(
 [18:14:55] '''BlueSpike:'''
What's wrong with now?
 [18:15:20] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'm feeling a bit horny. :)
 [18:15:37] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
oh. okay, I'm cool with that. I have Sarah May on Skype with a short chat, so let me finish with her, and I will return for our thang. ;)
 [18:15:44] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay. :)
 [18:18:02] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Something I'd like to let you about my P.O.V. on the porn I've seen.Christopher C.W.C.I have seen fewer fantasy-style movies over the real-life soft and hard-core porn. And I have a good share of Educational Porno videos, so I have a good general idea of what to do for Real, versus what is unable to be done in Fantasy/Sci-Fi
 [18:18:20] '''BlueSpike:'''
Ah. ;)
 [18:18:25] '''BlueSpike:'''
So, ready to do our thang?
 [18:19:00] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
in other words, I understand what was Real and what was Fake. hang on, let me go grab a cup.
 [18:19:08] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay. :)
 [18:20:18] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
and are you free to talk, because I would feel more into it if I could hear your reactions over reading them and having to type.
 [18:20:20] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
?
 [18:20:38] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'm sorry, I can't talk. :(
 [18:20:46] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'm truely ''[sic]'' sorry, I hope you can understand.
 [18:20:51] '''BlueSpike:'''
Truly*
 [18:21:00] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I do. I'll call you, so I don't have to type.
 [18:21:17] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hi. :)
 [18:21:24] '''BlueSpike:'''
So, describe where we are. ;)
 [18:21:27] '''BlueSpike:'''
The setting.
 [18:21:43] '''BlueSpike:'''
Remember what we'll do right?
 [18:21:55] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'll be a cat lady, you can be Chris-Chan-Sonichu. ;)
 [18:21:57] '''BlueSpike:'''
Meow.
 [18:22:05] '''BlueSpike:''' ;)
 [18:22:21] '''BlueSpike:'''
Sounds romantic. :)
 [18:22:31] '''BlueSpike:'''
So, do you wanna start us off?
 [18:22:49] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'm laying next to you, I start to feel around you waist....
 [18:22:56] '''BlueSpike:'''
My nipples are erect.
 [18:23:13] '''BlueSpike:'''
I grab it...
 [18:23:23] '''BlueSpike:'''
Maybe you can help me with something..
 [18:23:33] '''BlueSpike:'''
I need someone to make me feel good. :)
 [18:23:42] '''BlueSpike:'''
Perhaps you can help me down below?
 [18:23:46] '''BlueSpike:'''
If you know what I mean. ;)
 [18:23:56] '''BlueSpike:'''
A bikini, yes.
 [18:24:03] '''BlueSpike:''' ;)
 [18:24:14] '''BlueSpike:'''
Don't mind the fur, darling..
 [18:24:39] '''BlueSpike:'''
Meow....
 [18:24:42] '''BlueSpike:'''
I start to purr...
 [18:25:02] '''BlueSpike:'''
I purr louder.
 [18:25:18] '''BlueSpike:'''
Please, won't you tame this naughty beast?
 [18:25:20] '''BlueSpike:''' ;)
 [18:25:42] '''BlueSpike:'''
Meow....
 [18:25:45] '''BlueSpike:'''
Please, go on.
 [18:25:58] '''BlueSpike:'''
My nipples are hard and my panties are wet, I want you to do whatever you want with me...
 [18:26:00] '''BlueSpike:'''
Purr.......
 [18:26:04] '''BlueSpike:'''
That feels so good..
 [18:26:15] '''BlueSpike:'''
I start to move closer to you...
 [18:26:19] '''BlueSpike:'''
I reach into your trunks.
 [18:26:35] '''BlueSpike:'''
I rub tenderly..
 [18:26:49] '''BlueSpike:'''
I look down, it's so big...
 [18:27:04] '''BlueSpike:'''
So...
 [18:27:13] '''BlueSpike:'''
I remove my bottom, and spread my legs in front of you.
 [18:27:21] '''BlueSpike:'''
Do what you wish, and please this pussy. ;)
 [18:27:43] '''BlueSpike:'''
Mmmm...
 [18:27:56] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay..
 [18:28:11] '''BlueSpike:'''
I want it inside me, you hedge-hunk. :)
 [18:28:24] '''BlueSpike:'''
Purr....
 [18:28:37] '''BlueSpike:'''
I start to move your face closer to mine..
 [18:28:39] '''BlueSpike:'''
I kiss you.
 [18:29:07] '''BlueSpike:'''
I hope you don't mind how furry it is down there, Chris-Chan-Sonichu. ;)
 [18:29:21] '''BlueSpike:'''
Mmm..
 [18:29:22] '''BlueSpike:'''
I don't.
 [18:29:39] '''BlueSpike:'''
I start to purr louder...
 [18:29:44] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yes..More!
 [18:29:51] '''BlueSpike:'''
Keep going!
 [18:30:01] '''BlueSpike:'''
I move your face closer, maybe you want something to drink? ;)
 [18:30:14] '''BlueSpike:'''
I caress my breasts, there's some milk if you want it. ;)
 [18:30:32] '''BlueSpike:'''
Mm...
 [18:30:38] '''BlueSpike:'''
That feels so tender..
 [18:30:52] '''BlueSpike:'''
The milk starts to come out of the left.
 [18:30:54] '''BlueSpike:'''
Mmm..
 [18:31:02] '''BlueSpike:'''
Thanks. ;)
 [18:31:09] '''BlueSpike:'''
Cats like me have to have good milk, don't they?
 [18:31:26] '''BlueSpike:'''
I get on top...
 [18:31:37] '''BlueSpike:'''
I stick your dick in my pussy harder.
 [18:31:46] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'm a bit taller than you, my breasts are in your face..
 [18:31:59] '''BlueSpike:'''
They're pressing hard against your face.
 [18:32:11] '''BlueSpike:'''
I move my torso up and down...
 [18:32:14] '''BlueSpike:'''
It feels so good...
 [18:32:38] '''BlueSpike:'''
I lick one of my nipples..
 [18:32:54] '''BlueSpike:'''
Just enough to lick the top. ;)
 [18:32:58] '''BlueSpike:'''
And yes, that one.
 [18:33:20] '''BlueSpike:'''
Please, lick the other one..
 [18:33:25] '''BlueSpike:'''
It'll make me feel good..~
 [18:33:29] '''BlueSpike:'''
No, the other one.
 [18:33:31] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yeah.
 [18:33:44] '''BlueSpike:'''
I start to move faster up and down, almost getting quite rough.
 [18:33:59] '''BlueSpike:'''
Meow..~
 [18:34:20] '''BlueSpike:'''
Please, let me be your pet...Let this kitty drink some of your milk!
 [18:34:42] '''BlueSpike:'''
I get off very quickly and almost pounce on your dick, I suck very hard.
 [18:34:44] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'm so hungry...
 [18:35:04] '''BlueSpike:'''
I play with my pussy with a free hand.
 [18:35:07] '''BlueSpike:'''
Oh..Chris!!
 [18:35:17] '''BlueSpike:'''
Please, shout my name!
 [18:35:19] '''BlueSpike:'''
Please!
 [18:35:20] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris!!!
 [18:35:27] '''BlueSpike:'''
Oooh...
 [18:35:30] '''BlueSpike:'''
Ooooh...!!!
 [18:35:39] '''BlueSpike:'''
Oh, yeah...
 [18:35:49] '''BlueSpike:'''
I jump onto your cock, and ride it as hard as I can!
 [18:35:51] '''BlueSpike:'''
Oooh, yes!!
 [18:35:54] '''BlueSpike:'''
Meeow!!~~
 [18:36:03] '''BlueSpike:'''
Give me your milk!!!
 [18:36:14] '''BlueSpike:'''
Purrrr!!!~
 [18:36:28] '''BlueSpike:'''
I ride even faster,, I begin to lay down a bit more on you.
 [18:36:35] '''BlueSpike:'''
I love you so much..Keep going!
 [18:36:43] '''BlueSpike:'''
I squeeze my breasts!!
 [18:36:46] '''BlueSpike:'''
It's so hot!!!
 [18:36:58] '''BlueSpike:'''
The other breast begins to yield milk...
 [18:37:05] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'm about to cum!
 [18:37:10] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris, come with me!
 [18:37:13] '''BlueSpike:'''
Please!
 [18:37:17] '''BlueSpike:'''
It's coming up...
 [18:37:31] '''BlueSpike:'''
My pussy starts to leak juices..But I'm not done yet.
 [18:37:36] '''BlueSpike:'''
I ride even harder.
 [18:37:44] '''BlueSpike:'''
Ohh, yes!!!!!!!11
 [18:37:47] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yes!!!!!!!!!
 [18:37:50] '''BlueSpike:'''
More!
 [18:37:55] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'm still hungry!
 [18:38:02] '''BlueSpike:'''
I once again start to suck your dick after getting off.
 [18:38:18] '''BlueSpike:'''
I like the juices...both mine and yours....
 [18:38:25] '''BlueSpike:'''
I assume you fed me well? ;)
 [18:38:38] '''BlueSpike:'''
I purr softly..
 [18:38:41] '''BlueSpike:'''
Your cock..
 [18:38:46] '''BlueSpike:'''
I wish I could always have it.
 [18:38:54] '''BlueSpike:'''
I keep licking it...
 [18:39:12] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hm...
 [18:39:16] '''BlueSpike:'''
We should do this again. ;)
 [18:39:21] '''BlueSpike:'''
Maybe tomorrow...
 [18:39:35] '''BlueSpike:'''
Aw...Okay. :(
 [18:39:44] '''BlueSpike:'''
I keep licking..
 [18:40:43] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris..Maybe you can do just a little more...
 [18:40:46] '''BlueSpike:'''
Lick my pussy..
 [18:41:22] '''BlueSpike:'''
Mmm..
 [18:41:36] '''BlueSpike:'''
Maybe next time you'll let me do all the work, almost use you like a toy? ;)
 [18:41:55] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'm still here.
 [18:42:05] '''BlueSpike:'''
That wa sfun.
 [18:42:10] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
yees
 [18:42:56] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
how are you on your funds for making the trip here?
 [18:43:06] '''BlueSpike:'''
Doing good, I'll update you later. ;)
 [18:43:10] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
cool.
 [18:43:33] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I gtg; I have a couple of things to do on the PC, then I'm going to do some more comic page drawing.
 [18:43:41] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay. ;)
 [18:43:56] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
TTYL. Ickvenschwel. :-*
 [19:54:43] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris, tomorrow is V-Day, isn't it!?
 [19:54:48] '''BlueSpike:'''
We need to do this tomorrow. ;)
 [20:14:18] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris?
 [20:14:21] '''BlueSpike:'''
You there?
 [20:16:10] '''BlueSpike:'''
Gotta ask you something.
 [23:00:33] '''BlueSpike:'''
Oh, I'm horny again...
 [23:00:44] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris, maybe we can go for the second time today? ;)
 [23:42:58] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris..:(
{{FanChats}}

[[Category: BlueSpike Skype Logs]]

CWCki

2021-07-03T17:12:10Z

Superspongebobbros: /* History */

{{Articleofthenow}}
''This is the article for the wiki ''about'' Chris. For more information about the wiki written ''by'' Chris, please see [[CWCipedia]]''.

[[Image:TypicalCWCkiPage.png|200px|thumb|What happens when CWCki gets [[Stress|STRESSED]].]]
[[Image:Cwcki2009.JPG|200px|thumb|Popularity of the CWCki throughout the years.]]

The '''CWCki''' (pronounced "quick-ee") was created by [[Cogsdev]], as the [[ED]] page was getting far too large for people to take. It serves as the Internet's only wiki devoted to [[Christian Weston Chandler]], the infamous [[Autism|autistic]] manchild <s>and spambot gathering ground</s>. As with any wiki, anyone can edit it, even YOU. Seriously though, if you're reading this, you are qualified and should be editing (just read [[Help:A Quick Guide to CWCki|this]] first).

Until 20 December 2019, the CWCki’s motto was '''NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR'''. That motto was [[Talk:Main_Page#Removing "WHERE_NO_SHIT_IS_TOO_MINOR!" tagline|dropped]] in response to a substantial increase in people [[Unholy Tetrad|trying]] to influence Chris for attention.

==History==
[[Image:CWCkicopter.JPG|thumb|right|One of the many members of the CWCki team, on the hunt for more information regarding autistic manchildren.]]

The CWCki came to life on 110mb, the land of shitty web servers that go down every damn day.
Before the CWCki moved to sonichu.com, it had a history of outages caused by shit servers and counter-trolls. This is a history of the CWCki:
* [[October 2008]]: 110mb shut down all its service for two entire weeks out of nowhere just to move to a different data center.
* 25 [[January 2009]]: The CWCki's MediaWiki incarnation is founded.
* [[August 2009]]: A [[White knight]] complained to 110mb and everything got shut down. Then a day or two later, it was back up again.
* 13-18 [[September 2009]]: Due to maintenance, 110mb was closed.
* 4 [[January 2010]]: Finally, after the 9001st outage, the CWCki moved to Cogsdev.org.
* 26 [[June 2010]]: cogsdev.110mb.com is terminated from the server it was on.
* 7 [[November 2010]]: The CWCki moves from Cogsdev.org to Sonichu.com having obtained the domain name.
* 1 [[March 2016]]: [http://blog.areyouahuman.com/goodbye_playthru| Captcha Service] for the CWCki shuts down.
* 21 [[August 2018]]: Registration for new users is disabled due to abuse from spambots. Registration will only occasionally open to those who ask the [[User:Canine|admin]] to join since then.
* 2 [[November 2018]]: The CWCki moves to 1776 Hosting, making outages a thing of the past.
* 12 [[April 2019]]: The Captcha Service of the CWCki is back!
* 2-12 [[July 2019]]: Due to 1776 Hosting being banned from its original datacenters, the CWCki went down as the servers physically relocated.
* 29 [[June 2021]]- present: The CWCki went down for several days (minus a brief return on 30 June) as a result of a DDoS attack against [[Kiwi Farms]].
{{-}}

==Forum==
{{main|CWCki Forums}}

Originally, the CWCki had a forum called the [[CWCki Forums]], which was frequented by many of the wiki regulars and other people interested of all things Christorical.

Previously hosted on Yuku, the forum was hosted on Forumer until 8 November 2012 when it was deleted off Forumer's servers. It had several relief forums until it had a permanent forum.

With Chris's content drying up and other lolcows becoming popular, the CWCki Forums eventually reformed and rebranded into the [[Kiwi Farms]]. However, discussion of Chris continues there to date, and a subforum dedicated to Chris exists as part of the 'Lolcow Cults' section.

==Chris's opinion==
{{quote|With that, I respectfully ask the webmaster of the Unapproved and Detested CWCki to remove ALL PAGES Classified under their "[[Template:People|Christian Weston Chandler's Web Of Life]]" and "[[Template:Sweethearts|Sweethearts, heartsweets and gal-pals]]" Categories. I give him until Midnight of Friday March 12, 2010, Eastern Standard Time, for the Webmaster of that CWCki to Remove ALL OF THOSE PAGES, [[Chris and his Ego|or there will be trouble upon that Person directly from Me]].|[[Chris]], after discovering the CWCki, 02:03, 11 [[March 2010]] (CET).}}

The CWCki, like everything else on the [[Internet]] that criticizes him or depicts him unfavorably, is something that Chris hates. In the quote above Chris displays large amounts of his [[ego]] and as usual issues a [[death threat]]. Unfortunately for Chris, his demands did not go through. There are two reasons for this. First, his [[Clyde Cash|past track record with serious threats]] suggests that he [[stress|lacks the energy]] to put his ideas into action. Secondly, CWCkians are well aware of the solid legal standing of the website and will not cave to idle threats from autistic manchildren.

In the wee hours of 14 March 2010, Chris updated his blog, taking credit for the alteration of [[The Wallflower]]'s page and demanding that the rest of the pages mentioned earlier follow suit on or before 31 March or there would be trouble. [[Pocket knife|He IS armed]]. However, in true Chris fashion, midnight of 31 March passed with Chris doing absolutely jack shit. As if anyone was surprised.

On 2 April 2010, he tried to fulfill his threat, by making [[List of Christian's edits to the CWCki|3 minor edits]] under the name of [[User:GodofThunderGodofWar|GodofThunderGodofWar]], obviously forgetting that CWCki editors are not ''entirely'' unaware of Chris's recent favorites in video game field. His edits were reverted immediately and his user and user talk pages were bombarded with negative comments. The edits so far were mostly done to glorify him, and are not exactly the kind of hard-hitting bombastic protest CWCkians were expecting based on [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|Chris's previous assault on ED]]. It appears that this profoundly lame attack of his had bigger impact on him, because in 19 April 2010, he set up an article in CWCipedia to [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=The_Christian_Truth list his revised truths].
{{quote|Because the Trolls and ALL such [[Chris and hypocrisy|Pig-Headed, Closed-Minded Idiots]] REFUSE to let me TELL them the Truth on THEIR websites with My Own Past Edits they have Undone, HERE is Where I Correct Some to Most of Their Pages filled with Half-Truths, Exaggerations and Lies.|Chris, glorious edit-warrior, having just suffered an epic defeat in the hands of an unjust wiki [[Manajerks|administration]].}}

Chris's only response to the CWCki in this form was the article he made for the CWCipedia named [[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)|Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts]]. In it, Chris supposedly "set the record straight" about all the women in his life listed on the CWCki who we had supposedly gotten our facts wrong about, telling us what actually happened, (because we all know that Chris is far less biased than the CWCki when it comes to the subject of his own life). Naturally, he listed [[Ivy|several]] [[PandaHalo|women]] on there who were actually confirmed trolls working for the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|people who run this very site]], thus proving that Chris's "truths" and "corrections" were really [[lies]] and mistakes all along.

Chris would later come back to the CWCki under the name [[JenkinsJinkies]], a poor [[disguises|disguise]] that fooled no-one, but one which the administrators played along with for a [[Laughs Under Lucricities|laugh]]. After a few more minor [[List of Christian's edits to the CWCki|edits]], Chris eventually left the site again, as the administrators had fooled him into thinking he had been noticed by the higher-ups and let into the secret inner circle of the [[Trollin Train|trolling cabal]]. This is what eventually led to the [[The MovingFoward videos|PS3 destruction videos]].

Following the [[28 October 2011|October 2011 Michael Snyder Bash-smash-ween]], Chris showed up as [[User:Christianchandler|Christianchandler]] to upload photographs of Snyder and The GAMe PLACe, and to accuse Snyder of being '''fat''', child-molesting and "slender" (bolding and sarcasm quotes his).
As evidenced by a Facebook post of his, Chris seems to have come to understand that the CWCki exists purely to document information that is gathered about him, and plays no direct role in the trolling he experiences. He seems to have diverted his hatred to 4chan and 888chan, for reasons that remain unclear. He most likely is also thankful that his [[Scrapbook of Fail]] has survived in digital form after the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fire]].

That was, until [[January 2015]], when Chris posted a long tirade on Facebook, criticizing people who "haze" him on ED and this very wiki.

==References by Chris==
* [[Wallflower E-mails 3]] - Chris is made aware of the CWCki's existence by his [[gal pal]] who discovered the site and assumed it was created by Chris.
* [[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)]] - After seeing how well the CWCki documented all of his past relationships with women, Chris created this page to share [[Chris and reality|his side of the story]].
* [[Jackie Chat 1]] - Chris gives [[Jackie]] specific examples of how he thinks the CWCki "slanders" him.
* [[JenkinsJinkiesCwckiApplication.MOV]] - [[JenkinsJinkies]] pledges allegiance to [[Clyde Cash]] and the CWCki.
* [[LittleBigPlanet]] - In [[February 2011]], Chris posted [http://lbp.me/v/w4vcbs a quote] on his LittleBigPlanet profile and demanded that it be added to the CWCki's front page.
* [[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia]] - In [[July 2011]], Chris warn his [[Tomgirl|gal-pals]] against the danger of CWCki and internet bullies
* [[Calling Out]] - In [[August 2011]], Chris demands two trolls to remove their contributions or suffer the consequences.
* [[Victory Rockout]] - Chris states (read: yells incoherently) that the CWCki is a "damn lie" and to never trust it. Apparently, if you wish to ask questions, [[Mailbag|ask him personally]] and he will answer with honesty.
* [[Facebook#Maniacal Laughter from Who now? Oh, wait, It Is ME! >8D|Facebook, 28 April 2012]] - in which Chris discovered the CWCki forum (link to it is admittedly hard to find on the main page, as you ''actually need to scroll down'') and launched a dastardly misinformation campaign of epic proportions. And it totally worked, according to Chris anyway!
* [[October 2013 Facebook Posts]]- Along with many other things, Chris blames [[Megan]] for the creation of the CWCki.
* [[January 2014 Facebook Posts]]- Mentions the CWCki along with [[4chan]].
* [[June 2014]] - Chris tries to sell his [[Original Sonichu and Rosechu Drawing‎]] on [[eBay]]. He also told everyone to spend money on it instead of donating to the CWCki.
*[[December 2016 Facebook posts#Take down the CWCki, or Not to take down the CWCki|December 2016 Facebook posts]]- After carefully considering the matter, Chris concludes that the CWCki should be taken down.
* [[March 2017 Facebook Posts]]- Read the article on [[Son-Chu]], then set the record straight on his inspiration for it. He also posted a screenshot of the article to Facebook.
*[[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04192017 - The Shirt]]- Mentioned how [[The Classic]] is a Ralph Lauren shirt and tells viewers to put "that into your Cwcki".
*[[June 2019 social media posts#Chris wants to reconcile with Manchester High and the Cwcki's domain|June 2019 social media posts]]- In his tweet searching for forgiveness after his [[Manchester_High_School#Graduation|high school graduation]], Chris digresses into whining how the Cwcki owns the Sonichu.com domain and wishes that it remains reserved for him until he relaunches his [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|website]]. Also included is a screenshot from the Manchester High article.
*[[January 2020 social media posts]] - Chris tweeted a screenshot of [[The End Games]] article while ranting about their lack of "inclusivity".
*[[June 2020 social media posts#Fantasy on exposing the trolls|June 2020 social media posts]] - Chris, [[Spirit possession#Sonichu|while roleplaying as Sonichu]], mentions the CWCki in a rant about the [[trolls]].
*[[June 2021 social media posts#Young Chris|June 2021 social media posts]] - Chris tells the 'Christorians' that they're free to chronicle a bizarre series of tweets where he [[Spirit possession#Younger Chris|roleplays as his pre-name change self]].

==See also==
*[[JenkinsJinkies]]
*[[List of Christian's edits to the CWCki]]
*[[CWCipedia]]
*[[CWCki Forums]]

[[Category:CWCki]]
[[Category:Trolling]]
[[Category:Websites]]
[[Category:Things Chris hates]]

CWCki

2021-07-03T17:11:00Z

Superspongebobbros: /* History */ Not sure if the DDoS stuff is completely over or not, so I'll leave out the end date for now.

{{Articleofthenow}}
''This is the article for the wiki ''about'' Chris. For more information about the wiki written ''by'' Chris, please see [[CWCipedia]]''.

[[Image:TypicalCWCkiPage.png|200px|thumb|What happens when CWCki gets [[Stress|STRESSED]].]]
[[Image:Cwcki2009.JPG|200px|thumb|Popularity of the CWCki throughout the years.]]

The '''CWCki''' (pronounced "quick-ee") was created by [[Cogsdev]], as the [[ED]] page was getting far too large for people to take. It serves as the Internet's only wiki devoted to [[Christian Weston Chandler]], the infamous [[Autism|autistic]] manchild <s>and spambot gathering ground</s>. As with any wiki, anyone can edit it, even YOU. Seriously though, if you're reading this, you are qualified and should be editing (just read [[Help:A Quick Guide to CWCki|this]] first).

Until 20 December 2019, the CWCki’s motto was '''NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR'''. That motto was [[Talk:Main_Page#Removing "WHERE_NO_SHIT_IS_TOO_MINOR!" tagline|dropped]] in response to a substantial increase in people [[Unholy Tetrad|trying]] to influence Chris for attention.

==History==
[[Image:CWCkicopter.JPG|thumb|right|One of the many members of the CWCki team, on the hunt for more information regarding autistic manchildren.]]

The CWCki came to life on 110mb, the land of shitty web servers that go down every damn day.
Before the CWCki moved to sonichu.com, it had a history of outages caused by shit servers and counter-trolls. This is a history of the CWCki:
* [[October 2008]]: 110mb shut down all its service for two entire weeks out of nowhere just to move to a different data center.
* 25 [[January 2009]]: The CWCki's MediaWiki incarnation is founded.
* [[August 2009]]: A [[White knight]] complained to 110mb and everything got shut down. Then a day or two later, it was back up again.
* 13-18 [[September 2009]]: Due to maintenance, 110mb was closed.
* 4 [[January 2010]]: Finally, after the 9001st outage, the CWCki moved to Cogsdev.org.
* 26 [[June 2010]]: cogsdev.110mb.com is terminated from the server it was on.
* 7 [[November 2010]]: The CWCki moves from Cogsdev.org to Sonichu.com having obtained the domain name.
* 1 [[March 2016]]: [http://blog.areyouahuman.com/goodbye_playthru| Captcha Service] for the CWCki shuts down.
* 21 [[August 2018]]: Registration for new users is disabled due to abuse from spambots. Registration will only occasionally open to those who ask the [[User:Canine|admin]] to join since then.
* 2 [[November 2018]]: The CWCki moves to 1776 Hosting, making outages a thing of the past.
* 12 [[April 2019]]: The Captcha Service of the CWCki is back!
* 2-12 [[July 2019]]: Due to 1776 Hosting being banned from its original datacenters, the CWCki went down as the servers physically relocated.
* 29 [[June 2021|June]]- present: The CWCki went down for several days (minus a brief return on 30 June) as a result of a DDoS attack against [[Kiwi Farms]].
{{-}}

==Forum==
{{main|CWCki Forums}}

Originally, the CWCki had a forum called the [[CWCki Forums]], which was frequented by many of the wiki regulars and other people interested of all things Christorical.

Previously hosted on Yuku, the forum was hosted on Forumer until 8 November 2012 when it was deleted off Forumer's servers. It had several relief forums until it had a permanent forum.

With Chris's content drying up and other lolcows becoming popular, the CWCki Forums eventually reformed and rebranded into the [[Kiwi Farms]]. However, discussion of Chris continues there to date, and a subforum dedicated to Chris exists as part of the 'Lolcow Cults' section.

==Chris's opinion==
{{quote|With that, I respectfully ask the webmaster of the Unapproved and Detested CWCki to remove ALL PAGES Classified under their "[[Template:People|Christian Weston Chandler's Web Of Life]]" and "[[Template:Sweethearts|Sweethearts, heartsweets and gal-pals]]" Categories. I give him until Midnight of Friday March 12, 2010, Eastern Standard Time, for the Webmaster of that CWCki to Remove ALL OF THOSE PAGES, [[Chris and his Ego|or there will be trouble upon that Person directly from Me]].|[[Chris]], after discovering the CWCki, 02:03, 11 [[March 2010]] (CET).}}

The CWCki, like everything else on the [[Internet]] that criticizes him or depicts him unfavorably, is something that Chris hates. In the quote above Chris displays large amounts of his [[ego]] and as usual issues a [[death threat]]. Unfortunately for Chris, his demands did not go through. There are two reasons for this. First, his [[Clyde Cash|past track record with serious threats]] suggests that he [[stress|lacks the energy]] to put his ideas into action. Secondly, CWCkians are well aware of the solid legal standing of the website and will not cave to idle threats from autistic manchildren.

In the wee hours of 14 March 2010, Chris updated his blog, taking credit for the alteration of [[The Wallflower]]'s page and demanding that the rest of the pages mentioned earlier follow suit on or before 31 March or there would be trouble. [[Pocket knife|He IS armed]]. However, in true Chris fashion, midnight of 31 March passed with Chris doing absolutely jack shit. As if anyone was surprised.

On 2 April 2010, he tried to fulfill his threat, by making [[List of Christian's edits to the CWCki|3 minor edits]] under the name of [[User:GodofThunderGodofWar|GodofThunderGodofWar]], obviously forgetting that CWCki editors are not ''entirely'' unaware of Chris's recent favorites in video game field. His edits were reverted immediately and his user and user talk pages were bombarded with negative comments. The edits so far were mostly done to glorify him, and are not exactly the kind of hard-hitting bombastic protest CWCkians were expecting based on [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|Chris's previous assault on ED]]. It appears that this profoundly lame attack of his had bigger impact on him, because in 19 April 2010, he set up an article in CWCipedia to [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=The_Christian_Truth list his revised truths].
{{quote|Because the Trolls and ALL such [[Chris and hypocrisy|Pig-Headed, Closed-Minded Idiots]] REFUSE to let me TELL them the Truth on THEIR websites with My Own Past Edits they have Undone, HERE is Where I Correct Some to Most of Their Pages filled with Half-Truths, Exaggerations and Lies.|Chris, glorious edit-warrior, having just suffered an epic defeat in the hands of an unjust wiki [[Manajerks|administration]].}}

Chris's only response to the CWCki in this form was the article he made for the CWCipedia named [[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)|Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts]]. In it, Chris supposedly "set the record straight" about all the women in his life listed on the CWCki who we had supposedly gotten our facts wrong about, telling us what actually happened, (because we all know that Chris is far less biased than the CWCki when it comes to the subject of his own life). Naturally, he listed [[Ivy|several]] [[PandaHalo|women]] on there who were actually confirmed trolls working for the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|people who run this very site]], thus proving that Chris's "truths" and "corrections" were really [[lies]] and mistakes all along.

Chris would later come back to the CWCki under the name [[JenkinsJinkies]], a poor [[disguises|disguise]] that fooled no-one, but one which the administrators played along with for a [[Laughs Under Lucricities|laugh]]. After a few more minor [[List of Christian's edits to the CWCki|edits]], Chris eventually left the site again, as the administrators had fooled him into thinking he had been noticed by the higher-ups and let into the secret inner circle of the [[Trollin Train|trolling cabal]]. This is what eventually led to the [[The MovingFoward videos|PS3 destruction videos]].

Following the [[28 October 2011|October 2011 Michael Snyder Bash-smash-ween]], Chris showed up as [[User:Christianchandler|Christianchandler]] to upload photographs of Snyder and The GAMe PLACe, and to accuse Snyder of being '''fat''', child-molesting and "slender" (bolding and sarcasm quotes his).
As evidenced by a Facebook post of his, Chris seems to have come to understand that the CWCki exists purely to document information that is gathered about him, and plays no direct role in the trolling he experiences. He seems to have diverted his hatred to 4chan and 888chan, for reasons that remain unclear. He most likely is also thankful that his [[Scrapbook of Fail]] has survived in digital form after the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fire]].

That was, until [[January 2015]], when Chris posted a long tirade on Facebook, criticizing people who "haze" him on ED and this very wiki.

==References by Chris==
* [[Wallflower E-mails 3]] - Chris is made aware of the CWCki's existence by his [[gal pal]] who discovered the site and assumed it was created by Chris.
* [[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)]] - After seeing how well the CWCki documented all of his past relationships with women, Chris created this page to share [[Chris and reality|his side of the story]].
* [[Jackie Chat 1]] - Chris gives [[Jackie]] specific examples of how he thinks the CWCki "slanders" him.
* [[JenkinsJinkiesCwckiApplication.MOV]] - [[JenkinsJinkies]] pledges allegiance to [[Clyde Cash]] and the CWCki.
* [[LittleBigPlanet]] - In [[February 2011]], Chris posted [http://lbp.me/v/w4vcbs a quote] on his LittleBigPlanet profile and demanded that it be added to the CWCki's front page.
* [[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia]] - In [[July 2011]], Chris warn his [[Tomgirl|gal-pals]] against the danger of CWCki and internet bullies
* [[Calling Out]] - In [[August 2011]], Chris demands two trolls to remove their contributions or suffer the consequences.
* [[Victory Rockout]] - Chris states (read: yells incoherently) that the CWCki is a "damn lie" and to never trust it. Apparently, if you wish to ask questions, [[Mailbag|ask him personally]] and he will answer with honesty.
* [[Facebook#Maniacal Laughter from Who now? Oh, wait, It Is ME! >8D|Facebook, 28 April 2012]] - in which Chris discovered the CWCki forum (link to it is admittedly hard to find on the main page, as you ''actually need to scroll down'') and launched a dastardly misinformation campaign of epic proportions. And it totally worked, according to Chris anyway!
* [[October 2013 Facebook Posts]]- Along with many other things, Chris blames [[Megan]] for the creation of the CWCki.
* [[January 2014 Facebook Posts]]- Mentions the CWCki along with [[4chan]].
* [[June 2014]] - Chris tries to sell his [[Original Sonichu and Rosechu Drawing‎]] on [[eBay]]. He also told everyone to spend money on it instead of donating to the CWCki.
*[[December 2016 Facebook posts#Take down the CWCki, or Not to take down the CWCki|December 2016 Facebook posts]]- After carefully considering the matter, Chris concludes that the CWCki should be taken down.
* [[March 2017 Facebook Posts]]- Read the article on [[Son-Chu]], then set the record straight on his inspiration for it. He also posted a screenshot of the article to Facebook.
*[[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04192017 - The Shirt]]- Mentioned how [[The Classic]] is a Ralph Lauren shirt and tells viewers to put "that into your Cwcki".
*[[June 2019 social media posts#Chris wants to reconcile with Manchester High and the Cwcki's domain|June 2019 social media posts]]- In his tweet searching for forgiveness after his [[Manchester_High_School#Graduation|high school graduation]], Chris digresses into whining how the Cwcki owns the Sonichu.com domain and wishes that it remains reserved for him until he relaunches his [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|website]]. Also included is a screenshot from the Manchester High article.
*[[January 2020 social media posts]] - Chris tweeted a screenshot of [[The End Games]] article while ranting about their lack of "inclusivity".
*[[June 2020 social media posts#Fantasy on exposing the trolls|June 2020 social media posts]] - Chris, [[Spirit possession#Sonichu|while roleplaying as Sonichu]], mentions the CWCki in a rant about the [[trolls]].
*[[June 2021 social media posts#Young Chris|June 2021 social media posts]] - Chris tells the 'Christorians' that they're free to chronicle a bizarre series of tweets where he [[Spirit possession#Younger Chris|roleplays as his pre-name change self]].

==See also==
*[[JenkinsJinkies]]
*[[List of Christian's edits to the CWCki]]
*[[CWCipedia]]
*[[CWCki Forums]]

[[Category:CWCki]]
[[Category:Trolling]]
[[Category:Websites]]
[[Category:Things Chris hates]]

User:Superspongebobbros

2021-07-03T17:00:01Z

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== Welcome to my user page! ==

I am Superspongebobbros: connoisseur of garbage (which is one reason I started following Chris in the first place), [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu '']] lore specialist, and master of pointless trivia. I make edits, but then again, a lot of people here make edits so it's not very surprising.

yay the cwcki's back again

== Things I have done ==

*Began rewriting the [[Sonichu (character)]] page.
*Added a bunch of new files that Chris posted on his Twitter on September 2018.
*Transcribed a few of Chris's older tweets from September 2018.
*Redirected most of the redirects that linked to [[Sonichu and Rosechu's children]] instead of [[Robee Sonichu]], [[Cera Rosechu]], or [[Christine Rosechu]].
*Transcribed [[To Cole Smithey, from Barb, and Sonichu (Prime)]], [[Chris Chan Sonichu Intro animation]], and parts of [[Sonichu's Update on the Dimension Merge and Sermon - October, 2020]] and [[Sonichu reads and critiques a Fanfic by The Crimson Libertarian]].
*Began rewriting [[Chris and stress]].
*Updated the Wikipedia links in the CWCipedia Mailbags to the new format.
* Emptied out some of the stuff in the Unused fan art category that was actually used.
* Created (kinda) and uploaded an image that somehow became Picture of the Now. The image is at the bottom of my user page, if you want to see it.

==Things I plan to do/Things I am working on ==

*Work on some of the more recently made pages.
*Transcribe some more of Chris's tweets from September 2018-ish.
*Work on the pages for other ''Sonichu'' characters.
*Finish rewriting [[Chris and stress]].
*Update the [[Sonichu chronology]] page.
*Redirect links to ''Sonichu'' pages from the CWCipedia to here.
*Rewrite the [[Blanca Weiss]] article.
*Create summaries for many of the Chonology by month articles.

== My history with Chris-Chan ==
[[File:SonichuTrollFace.png|thumb|When you cover yourself in oil but can't fly.]]
I can't remember what was the first time I heard of Chris-Chan or Sonichu, but I was at least aware of Sonichu by 2016. However, in 2018 this would change. First, I was exposed to the world of Chris at large from the Know Your Meme page on Chris some time around 2018 (the most recent thing they have on that article is [[CLog Special - PATREON & MORE|Chris's Patreon announcement]], and in fact it would only be until I saw a picture of [[January 2019 social media posts#On Ted Bundy|a tweet]] by Chris about [[Ted Bundy]] in January 2019 that I learned about Chris's entanglement with the [[Idea Guys]]). Later, I watched Fredrick Knudsen's video on Chris, and even visited the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page on Chris. Later on, by early 2019 I had a concept for a series of "repaints" of various 3D Sonic games with Sonichu replacing Sonic and Chris replacing Dr. Eggman, among other things (they never went anywhere). Eventually, I discovered the CWCki, and I never looked back since. I lurked on the site until 22 July 2020, when the CWCki performed its regular "open account creation to everyone for a brief moment." In the midst of all the spambots, I was one of the few TRUE and HONEST people who managed to create an account.

There are multiple reasons why I am so fascinated with Chris and the ''Sonichu'' comic. The primary reason is because I feel that ''Sonichu'' embodies the zeitgeist of internet fandom culture during the 2000s. This was a period of time where there were little expectations for the quality of anything uploaded to the world wide web- people could create almost anything they wanted. Nowadays, there are a set of standards that people expect content to reach, with anything that doesn't meet someone's expectations being seen as bad or cringey. And while I can't deny that the increase in expectation is a good thing, I feel like the days of fan content made by inexperienced people are long gone. Another reason why ''Sonichu'' is so interesting to me is because it is not only unprofessional to a fault, but it is so entwined with its author. Throughout the 15 years ''Sonichu'' has existed, it has proudly displayed the author's [[Category:Things Chris likes|interests]], his [[Love Quest|desires]], his [[Jerkops|conflicts]], his [[Homos|prejudices]], his [[Chris and reality|worldview]], and his [[Dimensional Merge|dreams]]. Simply put, ''Sonichu'' is not "a work made by Christian Weston Chandler," ''Sonichu'' ''is'' Christian Weston Chandler.

== Stuff I did related to Chris and observations I made ==

*Once, soon after I discovered the CWCki and became fascinated with Chris, I wrote a letter asking him to make an issue of ''Sonichu'' involving [[Pmurt]] and a character I liked. I last updated it in November, and ultimately never sent it since I realized that this made me look like a [[ween]] and that trying to have a normal conversation with Chris is impossible nowadays. It also contained questions for Chris, some of which I put in the "Questions for Chris" section below.
*Chris's coping mechanism of body swapping is just him crashing into slumber so hard he no-clips out of his own body and into someone else.
*Chris's [[Chris and art|art]] skills have gotten better since the 2000s, though that's only when comparing how he draws Electric Hedgehog Pokémon between then and now. He still sucks at drawing people.
*Megan was surprisingly a good fit for Chris since, like him, she also had an interest in drawing Pokémon as Sonic OCs.
*Chris predicted {{w|KonoSuba}} since both ''Sonichu'' and KonoSuba feature characters with names related to water that are [[slow-in-the-mind]].
*The only good thing about [[Sonichu 13|''Sonichu'' #13]] is the implication that Monika was turned into an Electric Hedgehog Pokémon.
*I am enough of a weeb to tell what art was traced in [[:File:Fistofthesonichu.JPG|Fistofthesonichu.JPG]]. Both of the sources for Chris and Sonichu come from ''JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.'' Specifically, Chris's appearance was traced from an image of Jotaro Kujo featured on [https://static.jojowiki.com/images/4/4a/latest/20191015215734/Volume_16.jpg the cover of volume 16] of the manga, while Sonichu's appearance was traced from an image of Jotaro's stand, Star Platinum, from [https://static.jojowiki.com/images/2/2c/latest/20191015220029/Volume_21.jpg the cover of volume 21].
:*Additionally, I managed to figure out that in [[:File:MimmsIRL.JPG|that one image of Mimms]], he is holding volume 13 of the manga, with the book opened to a page in chapter 119 (in the middle of Jotaro's fight against Kakyoin.)
* My favorite Chris video is [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!]].
* The CWCipedia Mailbag was a mistake on everyone's part.
* I am waiting for the moment when Chris incorporates Sonic.EXE into his lore. (trust me, it will happen eventually)
:*[[January 2021 social media posts#Bodyswap announcement|Called it.]]
* [[:File:48-Mimmbo Bo Boruto Card.jpg|One of Chris's homemade My Little Pony figures]] predicted the creation of {{w|Boruto: Naruto Next Generations|Boruto}}.
* [[September 2017 tweets#Random Access Grandad: San Andreas|Chris knows what Vinesauce is.]]
:*[[December 2020 social media posts#Chris "setting the record straight"|Chris also knows what Coldsteel the Hedgeheg is.]]
* If there was a fighting game based on ''Sonichu'', I'd play it.
* At long last, [[OneyPlays Twitter Voice Clip|two legends meet]].

==My Questions for Chris==

These are questions I have for Chris. Every now and then I'll post on on the [[User:Anaxis/CWC Questions Depository|CWC Questions Depository]] page in the hopes that Chris will answer it. Questions in bold are ones that I have posted to the page and are pending Chris's answer.

*Is the Sonichu medallion that you gave to [[Blanca]] the same as the original medallion, or was it modified or remade between 2000-2008?
*Besides BNA and Cells at Work, what other anime have you watched during the pandemic?
*Will you resume [[Sonichu 16| ''Sonichu'' #16]]?
*What would you consider to be the best and worst issues of the Sonic the Hedgehog comic?
*'''A lot of people have theorized that Chris's [[Colossal Chan]] form is based on the Super Saiyan 4 transformation from Dragon Ball GT. Is this true, or was something else the inspiration for Colossal Chan?'''
*What happened to [[Flame the Sunbird]] after [[Sonichu 3|''Sonichu'' #3]]?
*Of the three initial villains in [[Sonichu 13|''Sonichu'' #13]] (Kuromi, [[Akan]], and Monika), Monika is the only one whose fate hasn't been revealed, so what happened to her?
*Is the Ian Brandon Anderson from [[Sonichu 13|''Sonichu'' #13]] the same as [[Liquid Chris#In the comic|IBAChandler]] from [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]]?
*Why was the comic version of [[Liquid Chris]] named IBAChandler?
* Is IBAChandler from [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]] the same as Ian Brandon Anderson from [[Sonichu 13|''Sonichu'' #13]]?
*Why did you use the name [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] for a character from [[Sonichu 13|''Sonichu'' #13]]?
*What are the songs contained in [[Christian's Favorite Hits!|Christian's Favorite Hits 2]]?
*Which Electric Hedgehog Pokemon are kept in S-chu Balls?
*What are your thoughts on Kanye West running for president in the 2020 election?
*What is the origin and meaning of "Ha-Taque" in the name for Reldnahc's Sonichu form?
*Why is Reldnahc's version of the Curse-ye-ha-me-ha named the "Quee-fee-mae-mo-bo-bo?"
*Do you still play the [[Soulcalibur]] games, and if so, what custom content, if any, have you made for it?
*Related to the previous question: do you still play the Super Smash Bros. games, and if so, what custom characters, if any, have you made for it?
*A long time ago, you [[Live Drawing Streams|livestreamed yourself working on]] [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]], and then again for [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]]. Is there a chance that you will do something like this again in the future?
*When creating your doxing list, how did you discover OneyNG, Psychicpebbles, and Matt Watson?
* Back in 2017, you posted [[September 2017 tweets#Random Access Grandad: San Andreas|a tweet]] about how you watched Behind the Meme's video on 7 Grand Dad. What are your thoughts on the meme's source, Vinesauce?
*What issue of the comic are you the least proud of making?
*What inspired the [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] music project?
*How old are [[Sonichu and Rosechu's children]]?
*Where did the “Chris-Chan” nickname come from?
*Will any of the villains from previous issues of ''Sonichu'' reappear in any future issues?
*Since you now own an Xbox One, what is your current opinion on the Xbox brand in general?
*Some have theorized that one reason you like [[Meg Griffin]] from [[Family Guy]] so much is because she shares her first name with [[Megan Schroeder]]. Is this true, and if not, than what draws you to her?
*Beyond Super Smash Bros. and Soulcalibur, what are your opinions on some of the other fighting games you have played?
*In May of 2018, you stated that you were a furry. How did you come to that conclusion?

==Other Cool Things==
[[File:3dCWC.jpeg|thumb|This will happen one day, just wait.]]

[[/sandbox|Sandbox for rewriting articles about ''Sonichu''.]]

[[/sandbox Page 2|Sandbox for transcripts.]]

[[/sandbox page 3|Sandbox for rewriting other articles.]]

[[/Sonic Boom Protests Timeline|A summary of the events of Chris's Sonic Boom Protests]]

==Quote of the Day==

"LIFE IS PAIN, I HATE-" - Jerma, 2017

Talk:Main Page

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==Make a new Saga?==
Even though Chris has been less active over the less couple of years, he has recently (since early March) been giving infomation about what has been happening over the last couple of years. I think we should call this a new Saga "Revalation" Saga. [[User:14recinez|14recinez]] 3:40, 14 September 2013 (EST)

the new saga is the Black Sonichu DLC saga, i posted a link to chris chan's facebook post in the news page --[[User:Beanmachine91|Beanmachine91]] ([[User talk:Beanmachine91|talk]]) 01:02, 10 May 2015 (UTC)

==Note==
Flipnote Hatena will be shutting down May 31, 2013. Also chris 2013 article needs updating.

==Did you know..==
Some of the "Did you knows" sound really over-opinionated and A-loggy next to the A-log article of the now.

Ex. "...that Chris is a disgusting human being?", "That Chris cannot dance", I also have a personal gripe with, "...that Chris was born on 24 February, the same day the Nazi party was founded?", as it associates CWC with Nazis. [[User:Cleftpalete|Cleftpalete]] 10:18, 16 December 2012 (PST)

Did you know "Chris declared his birthday national Christian Love day? He thought this was better than Mexican Flag day which is on his birthday February 24"
[[User:MsAuntieMama|MsAuntieMama]] 10:16 May 2015 (EST)

==ohinternet==
Should we include a da update about ED and ohinternet considering their past relationship? [[Supersheep|Supersheep]] 23:38, 19 April 2011 (EST)

==Happy Sonichu Day!==

Is Sonichu 11 or 23? Also, is it possible to make the Sonichu page the now article? --[[User:TheIronFjord|TheIronFjord]] 21:33, 16 March 2011 (PDT)

==PSN Tracker==
I have Chris on my friends list on the PSTriple.
How would I go about contributing to the PSN tracker? [[User:Dillon627|Dillon627]] 06:30, 28 January 2011 (PST)

==Protect the templates==
Seeing how the main page itself is protected, why not protect the templates as well? [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 16:49, 11 September 2010 (PDT)
*There's already cascading protection for all the front page templates. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:51, 11 September 2010 (PDT)
*Stop freaking out about this spammer shit, Champ has it under control --[[User:Megaman|Megaman]] 16:53, 11 September 2010 (PDT)

== new vid ==

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzAJvMKQeJA&feature=player_embedded

can't add news so there you go--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 13:38, 16 September 2010 (PDT)

==Can this be the new Quote of the Now, please?==

{{quote|I've learned... from my father; he taught and showed me which male ends go into which female ends.|Wallflower E-mails.}}

[[User:Bunsteaks|Bunsteaks]] 13:28, 25 September 2010 (PDT)
I'm for this too.
[[User:Theiselybors|Theiselybros]] 02:10, 21 October 2010 (EST)

*Ironically, I vote this for today. --[[User:MissMeg|MissMeg]] 15:11, 10 September 2011 (PDT)

==I suggest this for the Video of the Now==

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmFHPbaNT04 [[User:Xavier|Xavier]] 07:37, 28 September 2010 (PDT)

Since there's a white space in the Video of the Now (at least on my computer) why not feature this video? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoqjN3amRD4
--[[User:Vofdoom38|VofDoom38]] 17:44, 21 October 2010 (PDT) This link is dead

== Project Map Fucking Everything ==

Started up this project and got a lot of things mapped down.

http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?hl=en&gl=us&ptab=2&ie=UTF8&oe=UTF8&msa=0&msid=116038930500742252038.0004949e055d81dc61c0b

I'd like to get all of the places he mentions/visits/films/rapes marked down on the map, but there's a lot of videos and some of them I never wish to see again. So, it's open collaboration and anyone with a Google account can edit it. Feel free to login and mark down different areas he's visited. Just try to be logical and succinct when adding locations. Don't need every McDonald's marked down. When doing videos of him travelling, try to figure out the path with a line and mark at least one end of it.

Now, a question:
Should we make a page for the full map or just link it in the bottom of the "Locations" divs on the other pages?
-- [[User:Arius|Arius]] 13:49, 9 November 2010 (PST)

*Put it on the locations template. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 13:53, 9 November 2010 (PST)
**Done. Couldn't think of a better name than Chris's World. -- [[User:Arius|Arius]] 14:11, 9 November 2010 (PST)

== Sports ==

Is there any inclination that Chris is into any kind of sport or professional sports team? I asked this on the main page because I don't know where else to ask it.
*Sign your fucking posts god damn. Also, no. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 04:18, 14 November 2010 (PST)

== Slight Error ==
Chris hasn't gone 5 days without the internet, he logged into youtube 2 1/2 days after he posted the leaving video.
[[User:Theiselybors|Theiselybros]] 19:46, 26 November 2010 (EST)
:Probably should have discussed this before just removing the counter... [[User:Smtp|Smtp]] 17:02, 26 November 2010 (PST)
::It's a non-pedantic count. We're really focusing on how many days he's gone without making a video - which Chris equates to "being on the Internet". --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 21:30, 26 November 2010 (PST)
:::Yeah, why is the counter back? I don't know how to re-implement that sort of thing or I would. --[[User:Bluedeanie|Bluedeanie]] 16:18, 17 December 2010 (PST)

== Vandalism? ==
Some guy named [[User:Trueandhonest]] has been going around vandalizing pages lately, claiming to be Chris-chan himself. Most likely it's a troll, but I just wanted to point that out. [[User:N. Onymous|N. Onymous]] 15:33, 30 November 2010 (PST)

== Does Christian Who Cares know this?==
I don't remember his surname. Does he know that the creator of Pokémon has [[aspergers]]? At least Wikipedia's article says so... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satoshi_Tajiri --[[User:Doctor Whatever|Doctor Whatever]] 16:21, 4 December 2010 (PST)
* It seems that you just answered your own question. As to whether or not Chris knows, I honestly don't think he even cares. He justifies things when it allows him to continue his current lifestyle. He'd probably just say "Well I guess there are some exceptions" and move on. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 16:39, 4 December 2010 (PST)
** You're right, I should have figured that out. Theres an article about his hypocresy, but its not really necesary to read it; it takes about three seconds of reading this wiki to realize that he's the biggest of hypocrites...--[[User:Doctor Whatever|Doctor Whatever]] 17:46, 4 December 2010 (PST)

==CWCki is pretty dead==
Chris isn't coming back, at least not for a long time. Despite this, there are a shitton of new editors who drop by every other day and fuck up articles. The only reason I'm really still here is to fix up the edits of these new editors. I think we should start finding the good articles on the wiki and either lock them or put a template saying not to fuck with it a la ED. As articles get fixed up, they get locked down, at least until Chris comes back (if he ever does, anyway). I get that it might take some time or whatever, but it would help preserve the CWCki should Chris never come back or I die or something. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 12:11, 11 December 2010 (PST)
*Well it was just a matter of time until he would end up in a mental hospital. I always told him so, but whatever. I agree though, that there are probably many articles, that can be protected, especially all the videos, mails, phone calls, chatlogs and whatnot.--[[User:Sonichu|Sonichu]] 19:09, 12 December 2010 (PST)
::I'd push for the templating approach rather than protecting. Article protection should be used sparingly. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 05:00, 14 December 2010 (PST)
:::After seeing old articles being still corrected here and there, I tend to agree. Maybe this Chris-free time isn't so bad after all. Gives us time to look through all the old articles.--[[User:Sonichu|Sonichu]] 16:51, 14 December 2010 (PST)
::::You guys have gone from reporting the antics of a potential criminal to stalking a retard. Really it's pathetic. Do we need to know about uneventful sightings at the mall or his activity on PSN? That sounds like having less of a life than Chris does. Every lolcow eventually dies down and CWC is finished. This isn't like that point when everyone thought he was done for but came back, this is it.--[[User:Goatselover|Goatselover]] 18:05, 29 December 2010 (PST)
:::::Obviously you know something we don't. Go on, enlighten us. [[User:Sonichu|Sonichu]] 21:08, 29 December 2010 (PST)
:::::First, as Champ said pretty much RIGHT below this, this page is about improving the main page exclusively. Take it to Offshore CWCki. I think your targets are probably mostly there. As far as I'm aware, the people remaining here are dedicated to the wiki, rather than devoted to coming up with new ways to stalk Chris.
::::::It's not even about concerning ourselves with how next to foil Chris' Heart-Meter. This is about the chronicling
::::::and archiving of this entire man-child's existence for the benefit and hilarity of all future new-fags
::::::--[[User:Boosegumps|Boosegumps]] 03:40, 19 January 2011 (PST)

Wow. This discussion aged like milk. The CWCki's booming! --[[User: Chris Chan's Chris Fan|Chris Chan's Chris Fan]] 19:13, 16 August 2020 (PST)

== Sightings ==

Okay, question, as a field agent who is seeming to have multiple run ins with Chris (was the guy who took the kroger pic and I commonly see him when he comes into my work) Where should I put my sightings so I am not cluttering up the other pages? [[User:CFA|CFA]]CFA
:1. Sign posts with 4 tildes (<nowiki>~~~~</nowiki>) if you want to avoid typing all that shit every time.
:2. [[User:CFA/Whateverthefuck]] is usually the best place to put your stuff.
:On another note, I appreciate that CFA is the name of the guy who took that pic, but that doesn't necessarily prove that it's you. Expect people to be critical of that statement. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 01:20, 16 December 2010 (PST)

*I did sign with 4 and I posted it up on the offshore first. Secondly, I asked because there is no article on sightings. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 10:38, 16 December 2010 (PST)CFA
::Signing with 4 tildes yields a timestamp. Always. There was no timestamp. The point I was making was that yeah, the guy on offshore is called CFA. However, you just made your account here and there's nothing stopping someone other than offshore's CFA from taking the username. As a result of this, even if there were a "sightings" article, you still wouldn't be able to just dump new shit there because there's no confirmation that you are who you say you are. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 11:10, 16 December 2010 (PST)
*alright, then what would constituent proof for you guys? [[User:CFA|CFA]] 12:03, 16 December 2010 (PST)CFA
::I'd say photos ^^ [[User:Sonichu|Sonichu]] 16:01, 16 December 2010 (PST)
:*photos of what? My page on offshore or something else? [[User:CFA|CFA]] 17:56, 16 December 2010 (PST)CFA
::Gee, I don't know, maybe ''the picture you originally uploaded to Offshore CWCki''? --[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 22:39, 16 December 2010 (PST)
::I think the best picture to upload would be proof that you can log into CFA's account on Offshore. If you have any new pics, those work too, but I don't expect you to have to do too much work for this. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 11:07, 17 December 2010 (PST)
*[[Image:CFA offshore.png|300px]] [[User:CFA|CFA]] 12:41, 17 December 2010 (PST)CFA

:*In the future, posts like this go in the Community Portal and not here. This discussion page strictly involves improving the main page.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:33, 19 December 2010 (PST)
*My apologies [[User:CFA|CFA]] 20:54, 19 December 2010 (PST)CFA

== Is This Chris? ==

He apparently stalked the shit out of liquid Chris therefore leading him to know his whereabouts along with his real name. So, he decided to post a video about it for some "troll busting".

Here's his channel:
[http://www.youtube.com/user/CarlosChantor]

- 06:33 (CST) January 6,2011

I doubt it. I mean, do you see him putting together such a coherent video and hacking someone's facebook. The only Chris-like thing about it is that they got the wrong one of the twins pegged as Liquid.....

ARIGOLD17 WHO CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO SIGN POSTS- 3:30 (EST) January 14, 2011

== ps3 tracker change ==

the ps3 tracker says jan.7.2010 when it should be jan.7.2011. just pointing that out. [[User:Carnival Vexillarius|Carnival Vexillarius]] 10:06, 8 January 2011 (PST)

== Shojo letters ==

[[File:Shoujobeatchrischanletter.jpg]]
[[File:Shoujobeatchrischanletterreply.jpg|Right]]
*Front page, y/n? [[User:CFA|CFA]] 15:18, 26 January 2011 (PST)CFA
<s>If it's legit I'd say front page material, I know Chris watches anime, but somehow I can't see him reading manga. I think he'd be too frustrated to figure out that you read it back to front. I think this might be a troll impersonating him</s> Never mind it says 23, so no one really knew about him, so it's probably legit.[[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 06:06, 1 March 2011 (PST)

== Potential Video of the Now? ==

Some pickle-related drama, brought to you by ''The Kids in the Hall''.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECAvZTcaQew

-- [[User:Elliecoral|Elliecoral]] 12:31 2 February 2011

*For future reference, this should go [[Template talk:Video of the now|here]]. The thing about the video is that Chris hasn't used the "pickle" euphemism, as far as I can tell, since 2008 or maybe early 2009. It's just a really out-of-date term. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 12:12, 2 February 2011 (PST)

== Not sure if it goes here but ==

*First, no pics (due to working at the time) but Chris came in with Rocky. But here is the thing, he was with a group of special needs folks around his age, seems Rocky has gotten him to socialize with other special needs folks, that or the strange girl he sat across from was friendly with him. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 19:30, 25 February 2011 (PST)CFA
:Get pics next time. No, really. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 19:32, 25 February 2011 (PST)
:Oh and also, this is the wrong place to do this. This is about improving the main page. Put it [[CWCki:General|here]] or something. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 19:38, 25 February 2011 (PST)
*Thanks and as for pics, it was out of the blue, did not expect to see him that day (he normally comes in on saturday between 3 and 4.)[[User:CFA|CFA]] 18:28, 27 February 2011 (PST)CFA

==Userboxes==
*Would anybody have a problem with organizing the userboxes, like Trollboxes category would contain Clyde's, Vivian's, Jack's ect. Description/identitiy boxes, like all the ones that say this user is a x, like the American, straight, hikikomori. Then like title boxes like admin, grammar nazi, ect. I could organize them, but it'd take me a while cause I'm busy during the week.[[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 13:11, 2 March 2011 (PST)

== da update should be first ==

ps3 tracker later, or maybe just merged. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 15:39, 2 March 2011 (PST)
:I spent a while messing around with it today trying to find a better way to organize it, but I couldn't figure out how to change whether something's on the right or left side of the page. I guess switching the two wouldn't be too difficult because they're in the same box. No complaints here. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 15:41, 2 March 2011 (PST)

Just rid of the ps3 tracker, it's not even no longer updated. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 04:41, 7 April 2011 (PDT)
:I found out how to do everything that I didn't understand, but [[User:Freecell/Main Page|what I did with it]] still looks bad. I agree that Da Update should go first (and the quote of the now shouldn't take up so much space and the News/Improvement Project should go higher), but I'm not sure it can be moved without making everything else look bad. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 04:48, 7 April 2011 (PDT)
*I personally would have Da Update be first but Clyde insists that the PSN Tracker is more important. Take your complaints to him.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:11, 20 April 2011 (PDT)

==Seriously==
*What the fuck happened yesterday? What was with the creepy girl? Why was everything 404'd, though some of the 404 pages were funny.
: Seems like the server was just down. I'm not an admin so I don't really know. But the creepy girl has always been what you see when you specifically go to cogsdev.org or sonichu.com[[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 05:51, 17 March 2011 (PDT)
*I was just trying to check this site yesterday and I saw that ''thing'' instead. I can upload a pic of it, but... Was it supposed to be Little Red Riding Hood or some shit? [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] 09:26, 17 March 2011 (PDT)
:: I JUST tried and the weird Little Girls was there and then I re-loaded the page and it was fine... dunno. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 15:43, 17 March 2011 (PDT)
::: [http://www.sonichu.com/buletta.jpg picture] Based on the filename it's supposed to be [http://capcom.wikia.com/wiki/Baby_Bonnie_Hood Buletta/B.B.Hood] from Darkstalkers. --[[User:Digital|Digital]] 16:27, 17 March 2011 (PDT)
:::: Y<s>eah any time I've tried to follow my bookmark link that is set up to cogsdev.org, which has ''always'' worked, mind you, it now takes me to the BB Hood image after trying to redirect to sonichu.com. In order to actually get to the site I have to google CWCKI and find a random page and then backtrack to the main page. Am I doing something horribly wrong somehow?</s> As of my having written this, it'a back to normal now. Weird. Disregard me I am a buffoon.--[[User:Bluedeanie|Bluedeanie]] 10:14, 18 March 2011 (PDT)

==Ha!==
Nice touch for April Fool's [[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 07:50, 1 April 2011 (PDT)

[[Random-access humor|IT'S RAINING CHRIS! HALLELUJAH!]] Also, if I may ask, what's the code for this? [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] 10:29, 1 April 2011 (PDT)
*note to self, listening to shpongle and watching the spinning heads here is seriously a bad idea! [[User:CFA|CFA]] 19:43, 1 April 2011 (PDT)CFA
*When are we gonna get these removed now? They were charming on April 1st but it's two days later now and they're getting kinda intrusive. [[User:Airrider1|Airrider1]] 15:35 EST
** I use [https://chrome.google.com/extensions/detail/cfhdojbkjhnklbpkdaibdccddilifddb?hl=en adblock plus]. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 12:39, 3 April 2011 (PDT)
*** [https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/adblock-plus/ And for Firefox...] --[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 12:57, 5 April 2011 (PDT)

== You are now aware ==

[[image:Youarenowaware.jpg|800px]]

:It could almost imply that they somehow know one another! I'm more interested in the book to the left of it. Also, sign your posts. Also, this page is about improving the main page, as you've been told before. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 04:54, 7 April 2011 (PDT)

Well, I thought it was pretty surprising. All this time, that creepy little face was staring at me and I didn't even know it. The medallion and stare really make it a winner. Maybe bring it up in the Barbara page discussion. [[User:Farm Zombie|Farm Zombie]] 12:26, 7 April 2011 (PDT)
*Sorry,did that at like, 2 am. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 15:38, 7 April 2011

== Remove the PSN tracker ==

Srsly. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 05:58, 29 April 2011 (PDT)
*Or put it under the update section. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 20:41, 29 April 2011 (PDT)CFA

==TOMGIRL.PNG==
May I suggest a recoloring of the hair blonde? --[[User:MissMeg|MissMeg]] 09:31, 7 May 2011 (PDT)

== Liquid Chris Article ==
The whole "MOTHERLAND CALLS!" template has been up on the [[Liquid Chris]] page for a while, even before I became a member here. Has the article been fixed, or is it still in need of refurbishing? -- [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] 22:09, 7 May 2011 (PDT)
:Why are you asking this here? Try [[Talk:Liquid Chris]]. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 23:22, 7 May 2011 (PDT)
:: The reason I asked here was because nobody has added anything new the article since March (ignoring a recent edit-revert), and nobody has done anything with the talk page since last September. I was just wondering if this should be the Improvement Project of the Now if it's gone nowhere for a while. [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] 10:09, 10 May 2011 (PDT)

== An error in dating? ==

Today's "''This day in Christory''" features [[Chris Comes Out of the Closet|a video from February 5th, 2009]], but today is ''June 5th''. Is this intentional? --[[User:IwegalBadnik|IwegalBadnik]] 10:37, 5 June 2011 (PDT)
*The video was from 5 Feb, but his CChanSonichu account was indeed hacked on 5 June. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 13:52, 5 June 2011 (PDT)

== Kim ==
Have we pulled a Wallflower on Kim? If not why doesn't she have a page, any information on her other than in passing, emails, phone calls, etc? [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 21:45, 6 June 2011 (PDT)

==Just for you==
I while ago I figured out the code for making youtube audio play in the background based on ED's code for it. I just forgot to share it with you. Its a nice touch for user pages, but I wouldn't recommend them for Cwcki articles.

ev:youtube|'''(The Stuff After watch?v=)'''&autoplay=1&loop=1&start=1" height="1" width="1" fposition="left" frame="false"

except add '''{{#''' at the beginning and '''}}''' at the end, and lose the '''(''' ''')''' parenthese

Sorry if its confusing, ask [[User:freecell|freecell]] if you need help, he or she uses it too.[[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 20:01, 12 July 2011 (PDT)

==No detective needed==
Okay, you don't have to be a fucking detective to tell that [[User:Youdonttellmewhattodo|Youdonttellmewhattodo]], [[User:Nothingyouneedknow|Nothingyouneedknow]], [[User:GodoftheGodsofgod|GodoftheGodsofgod]] are the same fucking person seeing as all three accounts were made four minutes between each and they've been posting stupid shit, complimenting Chris, and blanking pages. It's an idiot, troll, or hell possibly Chris. [[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 11:34, 19 July 2011 (PDT)
:I don't think they're the same people. And I checked for some of them, they're not Chris. I don't remember specifically though and I'm kind of too lazy to check again. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 08:53, 20 July 2011 (PDT)
::Ok, sat down and checked those three again. Not Chris. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 08:58, 20 July 2011 (PDT)

==New videos==
Chris just posted a couple of new videos and from the looks of it, relating to that forum that he's been posting on. --[[User:KHSilverRock|KHSilverRock]] 11:27, 6 August 2011 (PDT)
*Two more videos have gone up. --[[User:KHSilverRock|KHSilverRock]] 14:38, 9 August 2011 (PDT)
* I just posted the update but there still aren't any pages about the videos. I would but I'm really goddamn tired and I feel like shit. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 14:41, 9 August 2011 (PDT)
** It's cool, they'll get made eventually, and I can't wait, to be honest, I missed the shinagins that Chris provided in his videos. --[[User:KHSilverRock|KHSilverRock]] 14:49, 9 August 2011 (PDT)

== Earthquake ==

Think CWC was affected by the 5.9 earthquake in Virgina at 2PM?--[[User:DawnDusk|DawnDusk]] 11:17, 23 August 2011 (PDT)
:If he was, I'm sure we'll be updated. Until then, there's no way we could know. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 11:21, 23 August 2011 (PDT)

:Unless a big box of Barb's Salvation Army finds crushed him.--[[User:Shefap|Shefap]] 12:27, 23 August 2011 (PDT)
:* There's a website [http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/dyfi/events/se/082311a/us/index.html] that will tell you where people in VA are saying they felt shaking. Around where Chris lives, there were reports of little-to-no shaking felt and no damage reported. He probably heard about the earthquake, but they probably felt nothing more than a vibration. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 14:05, 23 August 2011 (PDT)

== Article of the now. ==

shouldnt the Article of the now be Bob chandler? -[[User:HitIar|HitIar "wunderbar!"]] 12:50, 10 September 2011 (PDT)
:Indeed, I think Bob's bio should be article of the now until Chris uploads his next video. Then the article of the now should be changed into [[Chris and death]], as the most important thing about the next vid will be a demonstration of how Chris reacts (if he does react at all) to the death of a parent.
::Done, hope I did it right. -[[User:HitIar|HitIar "wunderbar!"]] 14:12, 10 September 2011 (PDT)
::*In the future, please refer discuss the Article of the now on its [[Talk:Article of the now|talk page]].

==Bob CWCki logo==
I found [[:File:BobCWCkiLogo.jpg|this gem]] we used ages ago for Bob's birthday, would it be in poor taste to post it in place of the current logo, for a while? Or perhaps someone could modify it to reflect his passing? I ask because I don't want to horribly offend people.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:50, 11 September 2011 (PDT)
*I second this, but not for too long. --[[User:MissMeg|Mary Lee Walsh | All hail the dean!]] 12:46, 25 September 2011 (PDT)
*It would have been appropriate for down time, maybe as a 404 message, but now that he's passed on, it is a bit distasteful. It would have been even more offensive if you planned to do this 5 days after his death. [[User:LAG4U|LAG4U]] 16:46, 25 September 2011 (PDT)

== Chris' family tree. ==

We should expand on Chris family lineage, because Barbara's father died in an unusual way.

J.O. WESTON, OF RED OAK IS KILLED
Joseph Otto Weston, 58, a farmer, was killed late Friday when he apparently fell from his horse drawn wagon on a rural road near Red Oak Charlotte County.
Weston, of Red Oak, was hauling wood. Apparently he fell from the wagon and under a rear wheel.
His body was discovered after the driverless horse and wagon turned up at a nearby service station.
Dr. P.H. Winston, of Clarksville, medical examiner, said death was caused by a broken neck.
Surviving are his wife, Mrs. Carrie Winn Weston; five daughters, Mrs. Wilborne Bourne, of Richmond, and Mrs. Edward Carey and Misses Barbara Ann, Mabel and Harriet Weston, of Red Oak; three sons, William S. Weston, with the Navy at Norfolk, and DeRoy Lewis and Curtis Wayne Weston, of Red Oak; three brothers, Alfred Weston, of Chase City, and Daniel and Roy Weston, of Red Oak; one sister, Mrs. Mabel M. Blacklidge of Richmond, and one grandchild.
A funeral service was held at 1:30 p.m. Sunday at Antioch Baptist Church.
(Source: The Charlotte Gazette, Drakes Branch, VA, Thursday, April 14, 1955 Submitted by: Bea. Adams King)

http://genealogytrails.com/vir/charlotte/obits_w.html

This is the same Joesph Otto Weston that in mentioned in that Family tree.

== Edit-hiding ==

What's going on with all the edit-hiding? --[[User:DawnDusk|DawnDusk]] 10:49, 6 November 2011 (PST)
:I try to use the feature sparingly, but basically it's for the protection of users. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 10:52, 6 November 2011 (PST)

== Stop this ==

The article of now has had bob plastered on it for 2 months, it's getting old so I decided to put an underrated sonichu character onto it and don't whine to me about it being disrespectful to bob, fuck bob! --[[User:cj|cj]]
*Personally, I think Jiggliami can eat a dick. Anyways, if you really felt that we needed a new article, you could have done something that made sense like, oh I don't know, [[28 October 2011]], instead of a character that has no relevance to what is happening in Chris's life at the moment. It's not that you're being disrespectful, it's just that you need to act a little more professionally on this site, even if it is a wiki devoted to an autistic manchild. [[User:LAG4U|LAG4U]] 10:31, 10 November 2011 (PST)

== what is this? ==

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zt-gfkWu8Bc&feature=channel_video_title

Apparently this might be chris --[[User:The0range|The0range]]
*One, sign your comments. Two, this person claims they talked to a channel called "HuaYifu" and that this person was Chris. All you would have had to do is looked at HuaYifu's channel and you would have realized this wasn't Chris. This person has NOTHING uploaded on their channel that Chris would have done, never claims to be Chris, and never talks about Sonichu or Rosechu (which would have happened if it was Chris). This is NOT Chris. I'm not even sure how these messages came to be unless HuaYifu is trolling the owner of this video... or they both were in on it. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 20:47, 10 December 2011 (PST)

But why is the uploader of the video so convinced it's him though? It seem so obvious that it's not him that there might be more to it... --[[User:The0range|The0range]]

==Proper usage of words where time is concerned==

I have noticed that there are many pages that refer to "a recent video" or use similar assumptive language with regards to time. We should refrain from this type of language as the cwciki, and those pages, will be around long after the word "recent" fails to apply. [[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 11:35, 15 December 2011 (PST)
:I've said exactly the same thing. I change it when I see it, but it seems people take for granted that other people actually have to fix their shit. —Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) 11:42, 15 December 2011 (PST)

== STOP FORCASTING ! ==

Ok i understand the desire to keep every page up to date but STOP FORCASTING! Do not enter anything into the wiki that WILL HAVE TO BE CHANGED at a later date. Don't put on barbs page that she has an upcoming court date, because that will have to be changed after that date happens. PLEASE dont make work for yourself and others.. [[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 10:47, 16 December 2011 (PST)
:Actually, I think that one's fine because it's an article that will inevitably have to be updated. The main issue arises on articles like videos, because post-fact people will be paying attention to other things. "Current" articles have to be rewritten all the time. —Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) 10:52, 16 December 2011 (PST)
:Event forecasting is fine on a Wiki when further information is expected within a reasonable timeframe. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 11:35, 16 December 2011 (PST)
:: i understand that if its on an active page then its fine, but when the forcasting is put on other pages it becomes a correctin issue. Its much better to just link to the appropriate pages and not speculate. Let the active pages do the talking while the historic data stays historic. In other words October 28th 2011 is currently the central location for court info. other pages dont need specifics until we know what the outcome is.
[[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 11:41, 16 December 2011 (PST)

== Current Events ==

There aren't ant current events on the current events page. '''So either we need to get rid of it''', or we need to put 'current events' in our 'current events' so we can have 'current events' when we read the 'current events' -xzibit [[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 06:09, 4 January 2012 (PST)

== Am i the only one who thinks there should be a second 'da update' type thing for significantly less important shit? ==

I'm not saying I demand this to happen, but it seems like it would be more convenient than checking recent changes for something that might possibly be new information. --[[User:Reldnahc C|I am tomgirlmanbearpig]] 20:34, 29 January 2012 (PST)
: While that's an interesting idea... anything that's "new information" is usually in da update. Anything else is usually something small, not confirmed 100%, or almost insignificant. I suppose we could have something small...but it would be getting updated quite a bit. At the moment, I think "recent changes" is probably a lot like another, smaller, da update would be... --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 21:03, 29 January 2012 (PST)

== Birthday Suprise ==

Chris will be turning 30 this year and that is going to have an effect on the wiki. There are places where phrases like "Even now in his late twenties" are used. This type of language is going to become outdated. Words like "twenties" "20s" and specific ages as in "at 28 years old, Chris still lives at home" will all eventually have to be changed. CARE MUST BE TAKEN when writing about time. Remember EVERYTHING is past tense and you have to assume that the reader is reading the information 10 years from now. I have mentioned time before but the whole 'turning 30' thing needs to be addressed separately.
[[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 08:00, 2 February 2012 (PST)
*here is an example "There is no earthly reason why (barring unrelated catastrophes) a man that is almost thirty years old and has autism should live at home with his parents, specially when his autism is as "high functioning" as Chris's activity and his documentation exemplify it to be." - This will need changing. [[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 08:16, 2 February 2012 (PST)
:[[Wikipedia:WP:SOFIXIT|So fix it]]. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 15:55, 2 February 2012 (PST)
:*Or as we like to say here on the CWCki, [[CWCki:DOITFAGGOT|DO IT FAGGOT]].--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:30, 3 February 2012 (PST)
::*i am fixing what i see, just wanted others to be aware.[[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 11:22, 7 February 2012 (PST)

== Revised idea ==

Maybe there should be a {{Timeline}} below "da update" on the main page, that would be pretty handy.--[[User:Reldnahc C|I am tomgirlmanbearpig]] 12:16, 5 February 2012 (PST)

That sounds like a good idea to me. [[user:poppybrolll|-~Poppybrolll~-]] 9:23, 11 February 2012 (PST)
*Sounds like a good idea to me too... i would suggest letting someone higher up the chain add it though. We just dealt with some front page vandalism (that was kinda funny BTW) but i think its a great idea [[User:Slimz|slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐]] 08:04, 17 February 2012 (PST)

== This is what chris actually believes ==

I notice this phrase attached to pictures all over the wiki. Some of the pictures are references to Chris believing that he has some sort of chance to get laid. But many are just derogatory and rude. There are times that we KNOW what Chris believes because he tells us but many times the pictures are misleading or speculative. example: the pic on the page [[Caitlin]] is an assumption and has no basis in truth. There are many examples of picture captions being downright rude and defamatory. I think its clear that none of us can stand Chris, but we should be more careful about that coming out in the wiki. The facts please, just the facts...[[User:Slimz|slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐]] 10:45, 29 February 2012 (PST) oops

: I [[CWCki:Policy#De-memeing the CWCki|concur]]. [[User:Axe|Axe]] 05:43, 10 July 2012 (PDT)

== Another Quote of the Now Suggestion ==

Now that the details of Chris's trial has been posted, do you think his outburst about having to pay Michael Snyder's medical bills- "That thieving liar doesn't deserve a red cent!"- would be appropriate? Of course, I'm still kind of a newfag here, so ignore this if you want. I just found it amusing. [[User:Alopax|Alopax]] 02:40, 11 July 2012 (PDT)

== Suggested article: Persecution Complex ==

I think we definitely need an article about all the times Christian has claimed to suffer/endured harsh trials in his life. For example, equating pulling weeds once with a Marine carrying the dead body of his friend back, as seen in the Father Call. Said Father Call is chock full of instances of Chris claiming to have suffered to prove his worthiness, in fact. I also don't need to mention all the times he has brought up being handcuffed in school, having his attraction sign removed at college, and getting suspended at college, for that was always frequent. He also grossly exaggerated the actions of the trolls in every interaction with friends, obviously... Even in his first ever YouTube video, he makes sure to claim that he has had a rough life: "I was diagnosed with high-functional autism, and I lived a, uh, somewhat rough life. I've had an abusive babysitter at one time." --[[User:DawnDusk|DawnDusk]] 16:13, 17 August 2012 (PDT)

*: Seconded. Make sure to include the fact that he's got a legitimate reason so see his bullshit as more important than it is. Also there's a page for requesting articles. Now get to work, soldier. [[User:CaveJohnson|CaveJohnson]] 20:33, 17 August 2012 (PDT)

== Confused ==

So, what's the deal? Is this site just an ironic way of trolling him, or what? I heard this was dedicated towards supporting him from outside sources, but looking at the content, I'd say you'd either have to be trolling him using irony and sarcasm, or as stupid as Chris himself. {{unsigned|5thofjulay}}
: We're not for or against him, for most part. There's a bit of snark here and there, sure. We try to show Chris's stuff in his own words. Unfortunately for Chris, his material doesn't make him look very good. This site isn't really a troll site, just another way for Chris to troll himself. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 17:46, 9 November 2012 (PST)

== Forums Gone? ==

Should we mention on the main page that the forum has been deleted from the servers over at forumer? --[[User:Sparklemilhouse|Sparklemilhouse]] 15:41, 8 November 2012 (PST)
: Perhaps, if we can figure out what happened and what the following actions are. Last I checked, the forum staff was looking at their options. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 17:46, 9 November 2012 (PST)
: I wonder how much Our Pet Lolcow is chuckling to himself at the loss of our forums. Maybe he thinks we closed it ourselves to comply with his "apology post" on FaceBook; or maybe that one of his Curse-ya-meha-meha blasts actually worked.
:There's a temporary relief forum for the CWCki Forums: http://spergcityzone.forumer.com/index.php [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] 22:51, 11 November 2012 (PST)

== Forums gone....again? ==

The most recent forums appear to be gone. Is everything okay, or was it closed due to some of the conflicts between certain users and mods/management? - [[User:I Be Bobby Boulders|I Be Bobby Boulders]] 10:52, 30 January 2013 (EST)
Can we make the forums ''not'' forumer this time? --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 09:53, 30 January 2013 (PST)

Eagerly awaiting the forum's next incarnation. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 10:47, 30 January 2013 (PST)

Ditto. - [[User:Aiko-chan|Aiko-chan]] 15:31, 30 January 2013 (PST)
:We received a Chatzy screencap a while ago that proves that the people we banned planned to TOS the forum because nobody is allowed to have fun if they can't. Don't know if they actually were responsible, but that's the information we have. I didn't save the screencap, but I'm sure someone has it. I'm hoping that we'll have something substantial up within a couple days. We're just waiting on a couple email responses first. And it definitely won't be Forumer. —Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) 17:10, 30 January 2013 (PST)

That was on the first day of the banning, and they settled down, so I doubt they did anything rash. Plus I've been talking to them almost every day, and they dropped it shortly after that day. The thing is that their forum was TOS'd at the same time ours was, so I'm assuming whoever did it reported both forums, and I highly doubt they'd TOS their own forum.--[[User:Someguywithnoname|Someguywithnoname]] 18:08, 30 January 2013 (PST)
:Yeah, this. There was some talk of going after champ's forum after the permaban of several people for trying to have something done about a crime committed by one of the mods, but it was dropped as a bad idea before leaving the brainstorming stage. Whoever TOSed either or both forums may have gotten the idea from such talk (and/or, more likely, simply from the predecessor forum having been TOSed before). [[User:SpergingAnarchistBagel|SpergingAnarchistBagel]] 12:14, 31 January 2013 (PST)

:They probably nuked both forums after they realized that A. They weren't going to be allowed back into the real one and B. Not very many people were going to defect to theirs. So they employed the Samson option. --[[User:Holdek|Holdek]] 10:40, 31 January 2013 (PST)
::That's the most ridiculous thing I've heard lately. At least half to two-thirds of the regulars from spergcityzone had "defected" to spergcentral by the time it was TOSed (basically everyone except for those who didn't try to access either forum during the short interval between the TOSings). Why on earth would anyone involved in running spergcentral TOS their own forum when it was pretty much already established as the successor to spergcityzone? If I had to guess I would guess that punchabunch TOSed both forums to try to get them to blame each other for it, given that they went down within 24 hours of one another and given his enthusiastic talk of "forum war". But there isn't really any way of knowing. At any rate, there's probably some troll who wanted to fuck around with both forums. [[User:SpergingAnarchistBagel|SpergingAnarchistBagel]] 12:14, 31 January 2013 (PST)

:::[MOVED RESPONSE TO RELIEF FORUMS]--[[User:Holdek|Holdek]] 13:13, 31 January 2013 (PST)

I'm currently creating a new CWCki Forums which is not under forumer. I'll let you know if it's ready. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] 18:42, 30 January 2013 (PST)

It's done! First time creating a forum, so give me some tips and suggestions about it. http://alanpardewcwc.forumms.net/ [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] 21:01, 30 January 2013 (PST)

I just checked my email, and brooklyn sent an email to everyone who shared their email on the last board saying that the new permanent board should be up by this weekend/early next week. [[User:Aiko-chan|Aiko-chan]] 21:49, 30 January 2013 (PST)

Well, at least we'll have a backup forum in case something happens.[[User:Saney|Saney]] 21:53, 30 January 2013 (PST)

The permanent board is coming soon? Great. I'll update the link later when it is up. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] 22:25, 30 January 2013 (PST)

== Photo of rental house ==

Surely the photo of the front of the rental house Charb are staying in should be the photo of the now. EXIF data stripped, of course. --[[User:Shutupman|Shutupman]] ([[User talk:Shutupman|talk]]) 02:28, 4 May 2014 (UTC)

* I'm working on it. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] ([[User talk:Alan Pardew|talk]]) 10:05, 5 May 2014 (UTC)
:: Cheers! That house sure looks spooky. --[[User:Shutupman|Shutupman]] ([[User talk:Shutupman|talk]]) 11:44, 5 May 2014 (UTC)

== Lego Wishlist ==

Exactly how much is Chris' NEED list worth? What about his WANT list?
At the same time, he's selling items that should have sentimental value to him to pay the bills.
This def needs some looking in to!
--[[User:Shutupman|Shutupman]] ([[User talk:Shutupman|talk]]) 05:07, 31 May 2014 (UTC)
* I decided to take this task on myself. Still weeding my way through ebay to find the lowest prices for each set, but suffice it to say, the tally is HIGH! --[[User:Shutupman|Shutupman]] ([[User talk:Shutupman|talk]]) 18:27, 2 June 2014 (UTC)
**The grand total for what Chris is begging for in Legos alone is ~$4800 --[[User:Shutupman|Shutupman]] ([[User talk:Shutupman|talk]]) 19:14, 2 June 2014 (UTC)

== QOTN ==

"The drawing that is being sold on eBay now is an Original artwork created by the original Creator of Christian Weston Chandler, and is solely being sold as an artwork with no original intent of profit."

**This needs to be on the front page because Chris is saying that his drawing he drew to sell online wasn't meant for profit.
These are disparaging statements. One cannot draw something with the intent of selling it and say they didn't intend any personal profit.
I'd put this on the forums, but null can't take jokes.--[[User:Shutupman|Shutupman]] ([[User talk:Shutupman|talk]]) 20:03, 2 June 2014 (UTC)

*** The total list rounds out to just over to $4800 for the lego sets Chris wants. He no doubt deserves them... lol --[[User:Shutupman|Shutupman]] ([[User talk:Shutupman|talk]]) 22:17, 2 June 2014 (UTC)

*** Going to. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] ([[User talk:Alan Pardew|talk]]) 14:23, 16 June 2014 (UTC)

== PSN Tracker ==

I feel like this is kinda taking up valuable real estate on the front page. Anyone opposed to removing it? I was pretty much against it from day one, it's been on the front page mostly to appease [[Clyde Cash|Clyde]] but he's long gone. Not sure what to do with the extra space. I'd say to post his most recent Facebook posts but well, recent events suggest that probably won't be happening. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] ([[User talk:Champthom|talk]]) 09:42, 31 December 2014 (UTC)

*I'm all for a section on Facebook posts, but, as you said, it's possible we'll be seeing a lot less of those. Either way, the PSN tracker needs to go. [[User:Boomhauer|Boomhauer]] ([[User talk:Boomhauer|talk]]) 10:41, 31 December

* I dunno. I always kinda liked it. A constant reminder of how much money he wastes. [[User:Sweet and Savoury|Sweet and Savoury]] ([[User talk:Sweet and Savoury|talk]]) 12:06, 11 January 2015 (UTC)

== refer Chris as a female with female pronouns ==

==Article of the Now change?==

So since the article about the Gamestop incident is getting old, why not replace it with this recent page about the documentary for Chris Chan (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXjnakAlF-s)

== Many MediaFire Links are Broken ==

Hello, so all across the wiki are broken Mediafire links, and it's pretty bad. Is there any way that these links could be repaired by reuploading the appropriate files so that the public can download them? By the way, I've reuploaded a lot of Chris material on the Internet Archive (including two YouTube videos blocked off in the U.S.): https://archive.org/search.php?query=subject%3A%22christian+weston+chandler%22. I could upload the material (or you guys can) on to the Internet Archive, where they try to preserve anything that is digital. [[User:Letter Z|Letter Z]] ([[User talk:Letter Z|talk]]) 22:08, 6 March 2015 (UTC)

== New update, transgender ==

"...(s)he"

I have an issue with this. Hasn't it been decided we shouldn't cater to Chris' whims and call him what HE wishes to be called? It should be "he", indefinitely, I think.--[[User:The World Is Yours|The World Is Yours]] ([[User talk:The World Is Yours|talk]]) 20:02, 13 May 2015 (UTC)
*I'm kind of on the fence about this because I'm transgender myself. On one hand, I want to say that she isn't actually transgender, but on the other hand I want to be on the safe side and just refer to her with female pronouns. [[User:Melkor|Melkor]] ([[User talk:Melkor|talk]]) 21:46, 27 November 2015 (UTC)

== Here's a creative suggestion for the 'Da Update' section ==

Put goddamn fucking links to whatever the fucking update's about.

==CWCki Logo==
Hey! I made the CWCki logo back in 2008ish and I'm wondering if you guys wanted an updated version of it--It's pretty old by now.
The concept would be the same (Chris ontop of the Sonichu Ball), just in better quality. Cheers. [[User:Gleefk|Gleefk]] ([[User talk:Gleefk|talk]]) 19:11, 19 January 2016 (UTC)
:I know I'm responding to this way late, but, yeah, if you have an updated version then I say go for it. --[[User:Holdek|Holdek]] ([[User talk:Holdek|talk]]) 05:49, 14 June 2017 (UTC)

== So, This Superrocks3 Guy..... ==

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdMsi-rtmbI]

This is John Paglia, aka superrocks3. He is apparently whiteknighting for Chris. I'm debating contributing an article about him. I've viewed the rest of his YouTube account. Either he is trying WAAAAAAAAY too hard to troll or severely autistic. Nothing really noteworthy has happened with this guy in regards to interactions with CWC. CWC liked one of his videos, and that's it so far. Should I get this article going or have I found some shit that actually is too minor for the CWCKI?

* I believe this is too minor for CWCki. There is many people trying to be funny by whiteknighting/trolling Chris, but we don't document them unless they have some actual relation with Chris and unless they have contributed something major to the CWC community (like [[Robert Simmons V]], who actually met Chris, appeared in the comics and contributed to the CWC community by uploading the Church audio). A similar case of someone trying to funny occourred with [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0BN13HKbck MasterEliteFighter] who "participated" in Chris's "embargos" and got a mention from Chris, but besides that, he is not really that notable to make a page about him. [[User:Helis5|Helis5]] ([[User talk:Helis5|talk]]) 18:13, 4 February 2016 (UTC)

== Can't edit Sonichu 11 article? ==

I've been trying to add the troll comic to it but whenever I try to edit it I get a blank page. --[[User:One With The Lulz|One With The Lulz]] ([[User talk:One With The Lulz|talk]]) 02:58, 15 May 2016 (UTC)

== Replace pmurt with new article ==

The pmurt article is getting real old seeing as it's been up for like a month or ttwo. I recommend replacing it with sonichu #11 to put more emphasis on the financhu crisis. --[[User:Pepper-0|Pepper-0]] ([[User talk:Pepper-0|talk]]) 10/01/17

*Maybe we should wait a bit more, until Pmurt takes office later this month. Chris has been commenting more on him than his finances lately, too. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 10:04, 11 January 2017 (UTC)

==New sighting in local news==
Chris turned up at a student mourning event and they made the whole video about interviewing Chris as if he was just a random student, he even has his fucking sonichu comics on the flowers as a form of self advertisemnt https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n062B5gurp0 , Should be at least Video of the Now

*Yeah. I'll probably write up an article about it later. Unfortunately, there's not many editors left. I'm usually the one who adds content to the CWCki lately, but I'm a bit burned out from editing, especially with the ongoing server issues making it difficult. I'll probably get stuff updated in a day or two. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 17:37, 14 June 2017 (UTC)

== Begging counter ==

For the same reasons as the [[Template:PSNTracker]], mentioned [[Talk:Main_Page#PSN_Tracker_2|here]] and [[Template_talk:PSNTracker|here]], can we remove the Begging Counter template from the middle of the main page and relocate it to the Financhu Crisis Saga pages? --[[User:Holdek|Holdek]] ([[User talk:Holdek|talk]]) 06:08, 14 June 2017 (UTC)

*You might want to consider asking people on Kiwi Farms for their opinions, because there's a shortage of editors here. I'm the one who wrote the begging counter and placed it on the main page, because Chris had been doing a ton of begging and I figured it'd be a good way to keep the Financhu Crisis featured on the main page (and because it was funny to see a counter of the days since he last worked on the comic). I think it's still relevant now, because Chris mostly either begs or works on the comic, and the template directly links to both from the main page. Kinda like Article of the Now, but with statistics. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 17:37, 14 June 2017 (UTC)

*Yeah, I agree with Hurtful here. The begging counter should remain on the front page. -[[User:Windows OS|Windows OS]] ([[User talk:Windows OS|talk]]) 19:14, 14 June 2017 (UTC)

::How about moving it down a bit then? My man concern is that the Video of the Now is at the very bottom, for example, even though that's probably what most people are looking for after Da Update. --[[User:Holdek|Holdek]] ([[User talk:Holdek|talk]]) 23:18, 24 June 2017 (UTC)

Alright. Video and Pic of the Now have been at the bottom for a while, though. Here's what the Main Page looked like before the counter - https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Main_Page&oldid=199478 [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 00:40, 25 June 2017 (UTC)

== Downtime ==

What was up with the recent week-long downtime? [[User:FokkerTISM|FokkerTISM]] ([[User talk:FokkerTISM|talk]]) 03:20, 21 August 2017 (UTC)

== Discontinuing social media collection pages ==

Chris is so active on social media now that it's posing a problem for archiving his posts to the CWCki. There are only about 5 people who actively contribute here, which isn't enough for updating everything.

Collection pages like these are missing posts and the backlog goes back to June:

- https://sonichu.com/cwcki/August_2017_Facebook_posts
- https://sonichu.com/cwcki/August_2017_tweets
- https://sonichu.com/cwcki/August_2017_Patreon_posts

A solution could be to discontinue those kinds of pages. The templates at the bottom could be updated to mention that and provide respective links to his FB, Twitter and Patreon if people want to see his posts there.

If something he says is big enough for mentioning in an article, the source link could just directly point to his social media post. Some users have been doing that for recent articles. The risk is that Chris might delete, but that's covered by screencaps at KF / CWCki Club.

A drawback is that his text wouldn't be searchable on the wiki, except as partial quotes. Twitter has a great search program as an alternative, but I dunno about FaceBook or Patreon.

Thoughts? [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 06:44, 7 September 2017 (UTC)
* I don't want to have to comb through the Random Chris Updates threads to find a specific screenshot. I'll put in work to fill in the gaps when I get the chance.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] ([[User talk:MoarLurk|talk]]) 09:00, 7 September 2017 (UTC)

*He made 22 tweets yesterday alone. Higher than average, but it's usually 5-10 per day and it adds up over the past few months. It's a lot to import into the wiki. If we don't discontinue, we should just use the social media pages to archive major posts that would be worthy of a thread or being on Da Update (like your updating the FB page on his lovequest posts from today). I think we should rewrite the opening paragraph present on the social media pages to state that they're now for major updates, as opposed to being a complete archive.[[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 14:10, 7 September 2017 (UTC)

*Another reason archiving is harder now is there are multiple pages covering his posts (FaceBook, Patreon, Tweets, Tweets for NightStar). Sometimes when Chris posts to a social media platform, content from it gets mirrored to the others. If the post mentions another platform, check that platform's page to see if it's there so you won't go through the trouble of adding in something which is already present. Like, if there's a FaceBook post which refers to Twitter in its timestamp, you can post that content to the Tweets page instead. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 20:22, 7 September 2017 (UTC)

== Chris's fuckin dildo collection ==

Can anyone please find out if Chris has a dildo collection it would be really appreciated.

* Maybe if you channelled your energy into using the search bar instead of making this dumb post you would know. --[[User:Shekelberg|Shekelberg]]

== Tumblr ==

So it looks like Chris has made a [https://cwcsonichu.tumblr.com tumblr]. Should a page be made about it? My tablet doesn't take screenshots so I haven't started one, and I don't really know what all to write about it.

-[[User:GhostofKittyChandler|GhostofKittyChandler]] ([[User talk:GhostofKittyChandler|talk]]) 00:00, 14 October 2017 (UTC)

*I made the page. It's currently a stub right now, so edit it to your heart's content :)

--[[User:Camille|Camille]] 16:07, 14 October 2017 (PDT)

==New Begging Video==
Chris just made a new begging video poorly disguised as a Patreon announcement. I don't know how to edit the front page, so can someone change the begging counter, sil'vous plaît?

Link to the video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ojxss2jEaGk

-[[User:Camille|Camille]] 14:52,14 October 2017 (PDT)

*I'm unsure if it counts as begging. I think his aim was to make an updated intro video for his Patreon, and part of his sales pitch was to say he wants money for bills, like with the first one, and he doesn't realize it's laughable to say that in a business video. If you want to change the counter, you can edit [[:Template:Begging Counter|this template]]. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 03:15, 15 October 2017 (UTC)

==Chris wants to talk to Pewdiepie==

[https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/929823959205412864| Chris is requesting Pewdiepie DMs him] Could this be a new Saga? Did Pewdiepie insult him recently? [https://youtu.be/YulJWy1Wq7Y| Apparently Pewdiepie has] (about the 7:42 mark). Chris also has a new super white-knight [https://twitter.com/MissLadyLikely| Desiree-Delightful]

18:29, 12 November 2017 (CST) (Shipper Of Heart)

Mate, first word of advice, just because Chris does something that doesn't involve him shitting himself, that doesn't make it a saga. 12 November 2017 ([[User:PsychoNerd054|PsychoNerd054]])

Okay, people on Twitter were wondering if this would be the start of some kind of Saga. I apologize 19:12, 12 November 2017 (CST) (Shipper Of Heart)

*Since no-one has mentioned it yet, [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvQ8HbaJeC0 Pewdiepie released a video about Chris today.] --[[User:Fiddy|Fiddy]] ([[User talk:Fiddy|talk]]) 07:58, 13 November 2017 (UTC)

Also- has anyone confirmed who MissLadyLikely is? Looking through tweets- she is either Chris, an ironic troll, or some kind of serious white knight...

Tweets seem to point to Chris 14 November 2017, 1:43 (CST) (Shipper Of Heart)

*It's a ween who's trying to ingratiate himself to Chris and get attention. He tries to troll Chris occasionally, like when he posted some comic mocking Chris and then claimed to have been hacked - http://archive.is/30uM4, http://archive.is/Tg9BM . [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 09:29, 14 November 2017 (UTC)

==Dance with Chris==
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgWDcqmzkBw&feature=youtu.be| his new video]

12:52 14 November 2017 (CST) (Shipper Of Heart)

== Eliminate Improvement template? ==

Should [[:Template:Improvement]] be removed? I don't think it's used much. Hasn't been updated since August and articles on current events are being updated fine without being listed there. Da Update and Recent Changes should be sufficient if people want to see which articles might need work. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 13:37, 16 November 2017 (UTC)

*We can probably find something better to put there. I've tried going on the Improvement before but I usually don't know what to add/change. -[[User:GhostofKittyChandler|GhostofKittyChandler]] ([[User talk:GhostofKittyChandler|talk]]) 17:31, 16 November 2017 (UTC)

==CWCville is now in Germany==
[[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1579750492119424?pnref=story| The Zip code was changed to 69488]], Chris speaking as if CWCville is real, further into delusions.

14:44 CST, 19 November 2017 (Shipper Of Heart)

== The /pol/troll ==

Seems there's a new troll whose signature move is manipulating Chris into saying controversial things about himself and CWCville. Someone on KF coined him as the /pol/troll. Just to keep track:

*[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]] is probably influenced by this
*[[Freestyle Dance With Me, For Our World!]] and [[Operation BARBarossa]] definitely are
*The penis line in [[November 2017 Patreon posts#Chris writes about dicks, thinks it's his signature|the drawing Chris uploaded]].
*[[November 2017 tweets#CWCville mayoral election|an election for the Mayor's position]]
*A KF user pointed out that in [[Sonichu 15]], "Sonichu's b-day is April 20th, AKA 420, AKA Hitler's Birthday, AKA the anniversary of the Columbine massacre."

[[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 23:25, 20 November 2017 (UTC)

*Is this why Chris has been going into great details of CWCville daily as if it were real? Like how CWCville is now in Germany and apparently citizens are on vacation?

18:40 CST 20 November 2017 (Shipper Of Heart)

*Probably, the theory is that someone is giving him "advice" and getting him to make these changes willingly. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 02:43, 21 November 2017 (UTC)

*Do you think the finishing move will be ending the Tomgirl Saga? 23:23 PM (CST) 20 Nov 2017 (Shipper Of Heart)

**Nah, Chris is too comfortable with being trans. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 15:49, 21 November 2017 (UTC)

== Chris at AVN (porn festival) ==

I noticed Chris in a video uploaded in january of this year.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmBeUZqv1QA at the 24 minute mark (left side)
what was he doing here? where did he get the money?
21:37 CET 21 November 2017 (Akitaka_Tsuya09)

*I dont see Chris anywhere on there.Chris would never go to Los Angeles I don't think (driving wise- I dont think Chris would ever fly nor could he afford it). If he was there, he would've posted something about it on Twitter or Facebook. Or he would have complained about traffic or if any "homos" were there. According to Chris's Facebook, a post never came from there. He would've had some post about meeting fellow lesbians or taken pictures with them and shared them.
15:57 CST 21 November 2017 (Shipper Of Heart).

== Rosechu being trans? ==

I really don't understand why Chris would be so upset with Rosechu being a transwoman. Chris did not put up a fuss when he decided that Robbie would become Roberta. I feel he would be overjoyed to have "Rosechu come to him and come out". Can anyone explain why Chris's own actions make him upset? He doesn't HAVE to make Rosechu a transwoman- but even in <s> Rosechu's story</s> Sonichu 15, he made sure to make Rosechu a female Pikachu/Raichu. Chris is asking Twitter what should happen, trans-Rose or cis-girl Rose, claiming either answer hurts someone- a fictional character or himself. He claims he has no control over his created world...he does?? its just a comic??

Also, anyone notice that Rosechu is now older than Sonichu by a few months? and they now apparently met on Valentine's day?

22:56 CST 6 December 2017 (Shipper Of Heart)
* We believe he might be getting ordered around by a yet-to-be-known source. They may be paying him big bucks to do all of these things he's been doing for the past month. Either that, or he's slipping deeper and deeper into insanity. [[User:Rtucker913|Rtucker913]] ([[User talk:Rtucker913|talk]]) 05:24, 7 December 2017 (UTC)

*Possibly, but I thought he would be excited to reveal that yet another character was trans-female (also odd since Roberta is trans, apparently Mother Rosechu is trans, and 'Grandma Christine' is trans). But again, in the opening to 15, its clear Rosechu is a female Pokemon (heart tail). Who knows- apparently being trans hurts Chris, but being cis will hurt Rosechu (again, fictional character). It was not a problem for these past years, and the tail incident in 0 seemed to be just artist error/ didnt know- with Chris lashing out that Rose was cis and edited the tail to be female.

I dont know if this could be a troll paying him- hes gotten money in the past and barely did what he was paid for (it took him over 3 years or so to get back into making Sonichu- which was a 1000 dollar commission by Dstecks, and Patreons have been complaining hes not sending out his promised tier prizes

00:14 CST 7 December 2017 (Shipper Of Heart)

==On the Quotes of the Now==
Just wondering, can I add quotes from people other than Chris? -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 02:53, 12 January 2018 (UTC)

*Sure, go for it. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 04:18, 12 January 2018 (UTC)

== Chris' response to trolls ==

Lately, Chris hasn't been ragequitting on the trolls as much as he used to, but instead tends to mock them. Where should we include this information? - [[User:PsychoNerd054|PsychoNerd054]]

*Maybe mention in [[trolls]] and [[anger]] articles. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 05:54, 14 January 2018 (UTC)

== Chris and Spinalpalm ==

Chris seems very obsessed with SpinalPalm, despite them being a ''JERK''. The CWCville News Facebook reported them to be together. Is that Facebook just a troll page or is it usually TRUE and HONEST on its information? Looking at it now it seems to have been hacked or becoming a troll page.

Or is Chris possibly only excited since Spinal may have connections to Doopie?

[[User:Shipper Of Heart|Shipper Of Heart]] 19:01 CST 18 January 2018

*Most likely the latter. -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 01:51, 20 January 2018 (UTC)

== Spam Accounts ==

Recently, a lot of spam accounts have been created on this website. Is there any other way we could deal with this besides just deleting both the accounts and the pages? - [[User:PsychoNerd054|PsychoNerd054]]
*The only solution I can can think of is to make more moderators. Hurtful seems to be the only active user with the power to remove spam account. -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 14:03, 22 January 2018 (UTC)

:This also happened a couple of years ago and I think they had to turn off automatic account creation for a while. --[[User:Holdek|Holdek]] ([[User talk:Holdek|talk]]) 02:39, 1 February 2018 (UTC)

== Template layout ==

Could Video of the Now and Pic of the Now be placed above This Day in Christory and Did you Know, since the latter aren't update items? I've tried experimenting a bit but I'm afraid I'll mess up the page. --[[User:Holdek|Holdek]] ([[User talk:Holdek|talk]]) 02:36, 1 February 2018 (UTC)

*I tried rearranging a bit, but moving Vid/Pic up kinda throws off the layout. Like, Article of Now would have a lot of white space under it because it's next to the taller Da Update. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 08:29, 17 February 2018 (UTC)

::Okay, thanks, yeah, I suppose it's a bit like arranging a puzzle with that many things. --[[User:Holdek|Holdek]] ([[User talk:Holdek|talk]]) 04:40, 24 February 2018 (UTC)

== Begging Counter ==
Is there a way to edit the counter? As of Feb 16, 2018, Chris once again begged for money via Youtube (no less than 10 dollars!!), also giving out his phone number to donate

*Yeah, it's [[:Template:Begging Counter]]. There are directions for resetting it in the description. I don't think it should be reset in this case, though - he's not really begging. What happened was Facebook sent Chris a Memory notification for the [[A browsing around an ol' playground]] video, which was uploaded a year ago, and Chris just shared it without thinking through how his audience might interpret it. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 08:29, 17 February 2018 (UTC)

==10th Anniversary==
2018 and 2019 will see the 10th anniversary of some of the greatest trolling sagas. Should we make reference to that in the future? -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 01:15, 20 February 2018 (UTC)

:I don't know...2017 is when the 10 year anniversaries of organized trolling started happening, I believe. If there's something significant, though, I suppose, why not?

==Increasing Security==
With two vandal attacks in a row, I think we need to add more moderators. Having only one active moderator is now enough for a wiki that large. -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 03:06, 9 March 2018 (UTC)

*After talking with Larry and Canine, I've added a few more moderators (jerkops, as the wiki calls them). If anyone has any questions about it, let me know. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 05:24, 12 March 2018 (UTC)

== "Minor" ==

So as I'm sure you all know, the front page features the phrase "No shit is too minor", and minor links to another page... the duck page. Personally, I would've guessed it to link to pedofork. In [[Duck|short:]] Is this a dick joke? Why was it chosen over pedofork? Am I overthinking this and it was done for no reason? ''' o f u c i t s ''' [[User:Hallowed Ween|Hallowed Ween]] ([[User talk:Hallowed Ween|Holla]]) 07:52, 9 March 2018 (UTC)
:: "No shit is too minor" refers to the fact that no info is too minor. It refers how Chris reveals too much about himself. -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 13:32, 9 March 2018 (UTC)
::: So... the link on minor is to ''emphasize'' just how much he reveals about himself. ''' o f u c i t s ''' [[User:Hallowed Ween|Hallowed Ween]] ([[User talk:Hallowed Ween|Holla]]) 00:23, 10 March 2018 (UTC)

== "Nothing too important but"==
sh
I think Chris's new favorite word is "yay!" he constantly says it now in all of his tweets like "Yayy!! Sonichu is 18!!" "YAAAYYY!!! I'd love a mod for Sonichu forces! YAY!" "YAY!!! The full video of the panel is up!
[[User:Shipper Of Heart|Shipper Of Heart]] 14:46 CST 22 March 2018
::Such thought should be best posted in Kiwi Farms, you might actually have a reasonable debate over there. -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 22:29, 22 March 2018 (UTC)

== "Chris and Polyamory"==

So it appears Chris is now following the footsteps of Magi Chan and becoming poly (or as he called it in Magi's case, harem). He claims he knows these two in real life. Thoughts on who it may be, possibly its two of the "friends" he claims to go to events with? Maybe one of them is the 'friend' he went to see Sailor Moon with (Or guesses on the genders of these two? I kinda doubt a lesbian couple would want to be poly with him, but that's just me). Or are they even real, since he believes cartoon characters are real. If they are real, how long will it be until their identities are found out?
[[User:Shipper Of Heart|Shipper Of Heart]] 18:15 CST 27 March 2018

:Check out Chris's own sections in the [http://cwcki.club/index.php?forums/cwc-discussion.10/ CWCki Club] and the [https://kiwifarms.net/forums/christian-weston-chandler.18/ Kiwi Farms], full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Please limit extensive discussions and speculations there, and [[CWCki:NOTAFORUM|only use the wiki talk pages for article-related discussions]]). --[[User:Holdek|Holdek]] ([[User talk:Holdek|talk]]) 18:06, 28 March 2018 (UTC)

== Video of the Now Formatting ==

Is there a way to make the Video of the Now more narrow? It currently stretches to the right more than the entire rest of the Main Page. --[[User:Holdek|Holdek]] ([[User talk:Holdek|talk]]) 20:22, 23 May 2018 (UTC)

== reCAPTCHA ==

How difficult would it be to implement one of those verification services like reCAPTCHA on the CWCki? The recent onslaught of bots creating fake accounts is getting ridiculous.--[[User:Galilean|Galilean]] ([[User talk:Galilean|talk]]) 22:40, 28 July 2018 (UTC)
::I don’t know, but I highly agree with you. Additionally, the current verification service doesn’t work on mobile. -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 13:23, 29 July 2018 (UTC)

== One page per month for videos? ==

Chris's videos nowadays are mostly just short begging / ebay announcements or occasionally rambling about his imaginary land. Having one page per month, like with the [[January 2018 Paid Video Requests]] page, would make it easier to organize and navigate, and faster to edit. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 05:53, 5 September 2018 (UTC)

==Article Suggestions==
I highly suggest adding these topics to the Cwcki: Funko Pops, he is obsessed with them in recent years. Gems, may be a part of the Relic of Fails. -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 03:23, 28 September 2018 (UTC)

== Directing people to Kiwi Farms for updates ==

Since there's currently a shortage of people editing and updating here, I think we should direct viewers to Chris's board on Kiwi Farms, since that place is the most up-to-date resource for Chris news. I propose removing the Da Update and CWCki News template and replacing with a message to check Chris's board on KF for the latest updates. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 16:43, 7 October 2018 (UTC)

*Bump. This is what I'm envisioning for the main page - https://imgur.com/a/s3iY4r9 . Let me know what you think, otherwise I'll go ahead and put in the changes tomorrow. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 15:09, 9 October 2018 (UTC)
**Looks good to me. -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 19:59, 9 October 2018 (UTC)

==Spambots are back==

Was registration unfrozen for a particular reason or was it an accident? Either way the spambots managed to reappear with perfect timing, and if registration is going to be kept open again then we need a permanent solution to the issue. [[User:Ericitos Verdes|Ericitos Verdes]] ([[User talk:Ericitos Verdes|talk]]) 02:40, 4 January 2019 (UTC)

:[[User:Canine|Canine]] unfroze it to let someone register.[[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 06:32, 4 January 2019 (UTC)

::Some independent wiki sites such as Wikizilla have suffered from spambot problems similar to this, and it can be solved - Wikizilla is configured in such a way that users have to make 5 edits on existing pages before creating their own, which has largely stopped the spambots in their tracks since they're not sophisticated enough to attack existing pages. --[[User:Zillachu|Zillachu]] ([[User talk:Zillachu|talk]]) 10:36, 4 January 2019 (UTC)

:::The trouble is that we ''have'' seen spambots edit existing pages in the past, the main page in particular. There's probably some way to set up a vetting system on new accounts, but it would have to be more restrictive/complex than just tracking the number of edits made. [[User:Ericitos Verdes|Ericitos Verdes]] ([[User talk:Ericitos Verdes|talk]]) 15:49, 4 January 2019 (UTC)

::::Is it possible to mark the main page as protected, like Wikipedia? -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 18:37, 4 January 2019 (UTC)

:::::I think it's possible to make any page protected (not sure though), but I list the main page because it's the most frequently targeted. I think they've modified other pages, too. [[User:Ericitos Verdes|Ericitos Verdes]] ([[User talk:Ericitos Verdes|talk]]) 19:04, 4 January 2019 (UTC)

::::::That's what I'm thinking. Looking at the User Rights page for people points out a group called "autoconfirmed users". I may be wrong but this implies the existence of a setting to manually confirm users before they are able to edit things, which would be the logical option to allow the relatively uncommon legitimate new users to be admitted with less hassle than simply blocking/unblocking registration entirely. If the bots just keep coming to clog up the new user rolls, this could probably be supplemented with a script that purges all non-confirmed users periodically. I think freezing registration is a decent stopgap measure as long as there aren't many new users, provided that it isn't kept open for so long that I have to delete literal dozens of spam pages.
::::::Where are the bots coming from, anyway? [[User:Ericitos Verdes|Ericitos Verdes]] ([[User talk:Ericitos Verdes|talk]]) 21:48, 5 January 2019 (UTC)

::::Wikipedia also has a filter that detects spam and prevents changes from being published if the filter is tripped. [[User:Homsar|Homsar]] ([[User talk:Homsar|talk]]) 16:43, 5 January 2019 (UTC)

::::::Perhaps the pages could be protected so only people who verify/confirm their email address could edit them. I'm not sure how that would be done, but it seems like it could work as a possible solution.--[[User:Zillachu|Zillachu]] ([[User talk:Zillachu|talk]]) 12:40, 5 January 2019 (UTC)

:Registration has been disabled again, so at least we won't have to deal with new bots. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 19:27, 5 January 2019 (UTC)

:Perhaps I am [[naive]], but why not just set up a captcha for new registrations? --[[User:Holdek|Holdek]] ([[User talk:Holdek|talk]]) 19:40, 12 March 2019 (UTC)

== Templates seem to be in sync again ==

I checked with a different browser, and the problem the CWCki had with templates not syncing seems to have been fixed, probably when Canine fixed up the server recently. So we don't need to deal with making dummy edits to the main page anymore. Anyone want to double-check? If it's fine, we can remove the dummy edit notices from the main page templates. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 08:43, 14 January 2019 (UTC)

:Late response, but I can confirm you are right. -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 18:49, 18 January 2019 (UTC)

== Should we change the homepage layout, now that Da Update is to return? ==

With Da Update and registration to new users (as myself) now restored, should we put it in a box taking up half the page [https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Main_Page&oldid=223323| as it was arranged] before October 2018? I think that merging the Quote of the Now, Da Update and CWCiki news into the blue box along the side would look neater than the three broad boxes we have up top at the moment. [[User:ChanOfTartary|ChanOfTartary]] ([[User talk:ChanOfTartary|talk]]) 22:04, 13 April 2019 (UTC)
:Support. [[User:TopHatGuy|TopHatGuy]] ([[User talk:TopHatGuy|talk]]) 12:34, 14 April 2019 (UTC)

:Sounds good. Though I don't think Quote of the Now would fit on the side. Should Da Update be restored to how it was before (list of updates), or just have it link to the chronology page/KiwiFarms (like it is now)? I switched to the latter as an efficiency measure, because we were writing stuff into Da Update, and then copying over to the chronology for archiving, so I thought we could just write to the chronology directly. And not all of the major updates were making it into the CWCki, hence the KF link. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 19:43, 14 April 2019 (UTC)
::Keeping Da Update true to its namesake like it was before would be logical; a dossier on the homepage is more interesting and convenient to read than sifting through pages of commentary mixed throughout Random Chris Updates. [[User:ChanOfTartary|ChanOfTartary]] ([[User talk:ChanOfTartary|talk]]) 20:07, 14 April 2019 (UTC)

:So something like [https://imgur.com/a/Ud7Zy10 this arrangement]? Tried putting Quote of the Now's space into the right side box to see how it'd look. Seems to me that it makes it too long, so we could leave Quote in its original space and use the right side box for CWCki News. I think CWCki News could be updated to note that registration/Captcha is enabled, and also to move to it the statement that all CWC updates can be seen at KF that's in Da Update at the moment. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 22:01, 15 April 2019 (UTC)

== A page for dimension C-197 stuff? ==

Since Chris firmly believes his alternate dimension world is real, he's been churning out characters for it (though I guess they'd be residents to him). We could use a page to dump that stuff. Like the other day, he said that "Cindy Zapbud" was pretend-Cole Smithey's replacement as a Pokemon professor. Could also be used for OCs that various Idea Guy-types insert (Ted Bunchychu, Fate the Pikachu, etc). Maybe something titled [[Residents of C-197]]? Are there any existing pages this could go in? We could probably use a dedicated article for [[dimensions]], too, maybe taking material from the [[Chris and reality]] page. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 04:09, 19 April 2019 (UTC)

We already have [[Dimensional Merge]] and [[Reality Cartoon]]. A dedicated C-197 article or one about dimensions could be nice. I'm not sure what the jumping-off point would be for someone wanting to read about this subject in a Chris/Sonichu context, but it's a significant ongoing event that should be documented in a clear and lucid style. Mega-pages are hard to read. Maybe this is more of a saga? [[User:AReasonableMan|AReasonableMan]] ([[User talk:AReasonableMan|talk]]) 05:11, 17 May 2019 (UTC)

I don't think C-197 stuff fits with a saga. It's a bigger version of CWCville - an imaginary place where he has power that he doesn't in the real world. And trolls now know they can take advantage of that to insert their own characters. So it's a lot of one-off shit either made up by Chris or someone else. Even though mega pages are hard to read, stuff like Ted Bundychu doesn't have enough for their own articles, so something like [[List of cards from The Wall of Originals]] might be the best way to dump it. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 17:49, 17 May 2019 (UTC)

Makes sense. Dimensional Merge is the event, C-197 is the place. I almost feel like there should be a box or something for Chris's views on reality over time. I discovered Chris a year or two before the start of the Tomgirl saga, and he seemed pretty sane then. The multiverse stuff, where it's not ripping off Marvel, strikes me as a break from Chris's usual psychology, perhaps influenced by HRT, Financhu Crisis, Barb's health, or other sources of stress. Just a gut feeling, but I think that things are changing. [[User:AReasonableMan|AReasonableMan]] ([[User talk:AReasonableMan|talk]]) 01:52, 18 May 2019 (UTC)

== Obscure Sprung article origins... ==

So, we know Chris appeared in Nintendo Power, May 2004, issue 179, and in Shojo Beat for November 2005, but where on Earth did the Sprung article come from? Is it also issue 179?

-Update- I have narrowed it down to March/April 2004 of Nintendo Power which could be #177 or #178. I have purchased the physical copies of both, and will verify this first hand. I was unable to locate the scans for those two issues. I also want to frame them for my Chris Chan shrine :)

-DarkWestern

== Main page graphics update ==

[[File:CWCki Introduction.png|150px|right|border]]
[[File:CWCki News.png|150px|right|border]]

Hi there, I am proposing some tweaks to the main page graphics to take advantage of the transparent background capabilities of the PNG file format.

Before proceeding further, what should I do with the frowning face at the bottom of Sonichu’s thought bubble?

I also plan to transcribe the captions for accessibility reasons (you know, the bit where you hover over an image and some text appears).

Regards, --[[User:Little Owl|Little Owl]] ([[User talk:Little Owl|talk]]) 11:23, 30 April 2019 (UTC)

::I like the CWCki News graphics you made and there is no need to change the frowning face. As for the intro, I prefer to keep the old one to keep the consistency of the seasonal intros we have. -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 02:32, 1 May 2019 (UTC)

=== Revitalising the Main Page ===

Hello, I have decided to only implement the background-free Update image, and postpone the top banner until I have the time to create the PNG versions of topical banners.

I am also thinking of developing a new Main Page, that takes advantage of modern CSS capabilites, and to make CWCki look less of a clone of the English Wikipedia.

What kind of design and layout would CWCki really like to have? I may be able to emulate the Sonichu logo for the top banner, while the panel layout could be based on the Sonichu comics ([[:File:Sonichu - Episode 2, Page 2.jpg|Inspiration 1]], [[:File:Sonichu - Episode 1, Page 3.jpg|Inspiration 2]]), albeit both in a smarter way, and with Helvetica in place of Comic Sans.

I am also thinking of a seperate panel to house the article counter, with an introduction to the CWCki and the active users counter. I got the idea from the [https://fr.wikipedia.org/ French Wikipedia], where the banner is a lot less cluttered as a result of the article counter having its own panel with the project introduction.

Best regards, --[[User:Little Owl|Little Owl]] ([[User talk:Little Owl|talk]]) 11:32, 1 May 2019 (UTC)

: Part of the CWCki's charm, in my opinion, is that it preserves the same late-2000s aesthetic that defined the Internet at the height of the Classic Chris era. Re-designing it to look ''modern'' would take away from that. I like the idea of including the editor number, though, perhaps similar to the [https://eo.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vikipedio:%C4%88efpa%C4%9Do Esperanto Wikipedia]? [[User:ChanOfTartary|ChanOfTartary]] ([[User talk:ChanOfTartary|talk]]) 16:21, 9 May 2019 (UTC)

== Housekeeping ==

After recovering all the pages for [[Sonichu 4]], I have noticed that the file names of the pages are in a mess. I have a proposed naming scheme for the pages:

* Sonichu - Issue # Cover.jpg (for covers)
* Sonichu - Episode #, Page #.jpg (for episodes)
* Sonichu - Sub-Episode #, Page #.jpg (for sub-episodes)
* Sonichu - [Miscellaneous] Page.jpg (for ephemera)
* Sonichu - [Product] Advertisement.jpg (for adverts)

And they will be categorised under the appropriate issues that they appear in, with the appropriate sort key. For example: <code><nowiki>[[Category:Pages from Sonichu 15‎‎|#000a]]</nowiki></code> for the cover, and <code><nowiki>[[Category:Pages from Sonichu 15‎‎|#001]]</nowiki></code> for the start of the first story and so on.

If you like, I can do the lifting work for you, finding and reuniting all those duplicates.

Regards, --[[User:Little Owl|Little Owl]] ([[User talk:Little Owl|talk]]) 10:45, 25 May 2019 (UTC)

== The mass-reverted edits today ==

Sorry about that. Not sure what happened. Maybe I had a tab open on Recent Changes and somehow clicked something that targeted all the Rollback buttons on the page to revert all recent edits. I think I cancelled everything out and restored the changes. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 04:18, 25 October 2019 (UTC)
::I was wonder why there were that many edits and reverts. Good thing nothing serious happened. -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 04:26, 25 October 2019 (UTC)

== Removing "WHERE NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR!" tagline ==

I think this tagline can be retired. We're at the point where it no longer applies, since Chris content is so high quantity with most of it low quality, that much of it often doesn't get included in the CWCki. The Da Update section also notes that only select updates get covered now. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 05:18, 20 December 2019 (UTC)
:I agree. There are too many orbiters flitting in and out, looking for their moment of on-line fame, who never get mentioned here. We should remove it. [[User:ChanOfTartary|ChanOfTartary]] ([[User talk:ChanOfTartary|talk]]) 16:03, 20 December 2019 (UTC)
::It's such an ingrained part of the wiki though that regardless of validity it feels inappropriate to remove it. [[User:Duff101|Duff101]] ([[User talk:Duff101|talk]]) 04:57, 21 December 2019 (UTC)
:::Even if it makes sense to us, there are many readers whom we never see because they come here for the first time to learn about this glorious mess. It is better not to mislead them. [[User:ChanOfTartary|ChanOfTartary]] ([[User talk:ChanOfTartary|talk]]) 15:15, 22 December 2019 (UTC)

== Are we focusing too much on Chris's enablers? ==

I dunno, maybe we should keep to some kind of standard for deciding which enablers get their own articles. We have several articles that are more about detailing attempts to worm into Chris's life, as opposed to significance to Chris. Classic trolls had significant interactions with him, his high school gal-pals, various jerkops/authority figures, etc, as well. But people like [[Aly Hirschberg]], [[Sarah and Steve]], [[Multidimensional White Knights]] don't have significant interactions. My concern is it might put off CWCki readers to come across articles describing plans cooked up by random enablers when this wiki is supposed to center around Chris and his failings.

Or we could slap a template on the page to let readers know about the type of article, something like, "This article is about an [[enabler]]. It primarily describes attempts to worm into Chris's life." [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 05:54, 12 February 2020 (UTC)

*Since you brought up the template, I’m currently working on an article on the ''Unholy Tetrad'', where it talks about all of the different types of people that attempted to contact Chris, but are frowned upon by most other people. I think we could use that page to list examples from each group, such as the enablers you mentioned.[[User:PsychoNerd054|PsychoNerd054]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 13:18, 12 February 2020 (UTC)

**This discussion would be more appropriate in the Community Portal; discussions here should be for the main page itself. However, I agree with HTL. Enablers are the latter-day equivalent of trolls, and the CWCki only records the likes of Liquid or Clyde, not their countless contemporary imitators who accomplished nothing of note. A purge might be in order to delete the full detailed articles for S&S, Hirschberg, MWK and the rest; the amount of attention that an enabler has here should be proportional to how much his presence is acknowledged by Chris. This is not LOLcow Wiki. [[User:ChanOfTartary|ChanOfTartary]] ([[User talk:ChanOfTartary|talk]]) 15:52, 12 February 2020 (UTC)
== Possesed by box ==
Chris acting like an idiot on outside(eg. - Leftoversmedia stream) sources will bring a ton of newfags, to help those poor souls we should make a box which tells them who Chris is currently possessd by.

Good idea, added a line to the Coping Counter box about it. Also, please sign your posts by pressing ~ four times at the end, thanks. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 01:36, 24 May 2020 (UTC)

== Bringing back the Improvement template? ==

We used to have an Improvement template on the Main Page for listing articles in need of improvement. Should we bring it back? I deleted it a while back because it wasn't being used, but editors lately have been using their user/sandbox pages to keep track of to-do lists, so maybe there's a place for the Improvement template again? [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 10:17, 24 June 2020 (UTC)

:yes yes yes yes yes maybe a page linked to the sidebar would be better cause when some newguy comes here, he shouldn't see a big box telling ”these articles need to be unfucked”- [[User:Klop|Klop|polK]] ([[User talk:Klop|talk]]) 10:23, 24 June 2020 (UTC)

::I can't change the sidebar, if you mean the left set of links (Main Page, Community Portal, etc). Maybe a spoiler tag could be used on the Improvement template for the same effect. Do we need the template itself or would just editing the CWCki News template suffice? [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 02:27, 26 June 2020 (UTC)

::: In that case, a link to a to do list page on the main page should work. We can call it the CWCki Bounty Board or whatever so it sounds cool - [[User:Klop|Klop (HALO INFINITE HYPE ((343 better not fuck it up)))]] ([[User talk:Klop|talk]]) 03:04, 26 June 2020 (UTC)

:::Started a page at [[:CWCki:Article Improvement]]. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 08:47, 27 June 2020 (UTC)

::CWCki improvement sounds better. I'll be dumping general CWCki improvement stuff more than any specific article on it. - [[User:Klop|Klop (HALO INFINITE HYPE ((343 better not fuck it up)))]] ([[User talk:Klop|talk]]) 09:16, 27 June 2020 (UTC)

== "The encyclopedia about" line ==

Currently it reads "The encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler." Should we change that to read "Chris Chan" or "Christine Weston Chandler" instead? Christian hasn't been his name for years. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 03:27, 24 April 2021 (UTC)
:My personal preference is the latter (Christine). Alternatively: "The encyclopedia about the [[Chris|author]] of ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]''". --[[User:Little Owl|Little Owl]] ([[User talk:Little Owl|talk]]) 04:37, 24 April 2021 (UTC)
::I say, focus on "Chris-Chan". Officially CWCki policy is to stick with [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|Chris's TRUE and ORIGINAL gender]], so "Christine" isn't typically used in spite of the name-change legally happening. Plus, Chris-Chan is the name that garnered the most attention anyways. [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] ([[User talk:KingClark|talk]]) 10:18, 24 April 2021 (UTC)
:"Chris Chan" would be convenient since the [[:File:CWCiki Introduction.jpg]] uses Christian, and "Chris Chan" has been a nickname for both "Christian" and "Christine". Otherwise we would need a new CWCki Intro image with "Christine" to avoid confusion. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 12:58, 24 April 2021 (UTC)
::Something like this? — "The encyclopedia about [[Chris-Chan]], the author of ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]''". --[[User:Little Owl|Little Owl]] ([[User talk:Little Owl|talk]]) 20:37, 24 April 2021 (UTC)
:::Okay with me. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 07:56, 25 April 2021 (UTC)
::Chris has been fine with being referred to as Chris post-namechange to Christine, so I think if we were to change it, Chris-Chan/Chris Chan would be the best way to do it. Most people refer to him as Chris as opposed to Christian or Christine anyway. --[[User:Abaddon|Abaddon]] ([[User talk:Abaddon|talk]]) 01:23, 24 April 2021 (UTC)
:Someone on the CWCki Discord suggested linking to [[Chris Chan]] as a way to link to his different names. Thoughts? Also, should it be written with or without the hyphen? [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 07:56, 25 April 2021 (UTC)
::I agree with Hurtful here, chris chan is a much more well known name and is normally the first thing we think of when we talk about chris. But i also think we should add a 'creator of sonichu' to the tagline too, similar to what little owl thought of. [[User:Mon1ka|Mon1ka]] ([[User talk:Mon1ka|talk]]) 4:01am, 26th of april 2021 (utc)
While we're at it, should we change the disclaimer at the bottom? It seems like a set-up for a punchline about Chris's inability to understand what does and does not qualify as "parody", since the subject of the wiki is a real person. [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] ([[User talk:KingClark|talk]]) 06:25, 28 April 2021 (UTC)
:The editor who added the parody line explained his reasoning [http://cwcki.club/index.php?threads/the-cwcki.1979/#post-55098 in a CWCki Club post]. I think he has a point. Much of the narrative about Chris is framed by trolls who manipulated him. Chris Chan the Internet personality is basically a parody of Chris Chandler the person. Also many CWCki pages, especially earlier ones, tend to be heavy on the mockery. What would you have in mind to change the dislaimer to? [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 07:57, 28 April 2021 (UTC)

== Contingency ==

So as you may know Kiwifarms may be in some hot water. If they go the way of 8Chan in August 2019 what's the plan to keep the Cwcki from going down forever, because IIRC this is hosted by a service set up by Null that would go down if KF is deplatoformed. The KF drama is affecting the Cwcki right now in fact, I've been getting intermittent time out errors as of late. [[User:Homsar|Homsar]] ([[User talk:Homsar|talk]]) 03:44, 29 June 2021 (UTC)
:Wait a minute, what's going on with Kiwi Farms? I don't really pay attention to it, but I'm gonna assume that this has something to do with Null saying that he would shut down the site if Section 230 of the Communications Decency Act wasn't renewed. [[User:Superspongebobbros|Superspongebobbros]] ([[User talk:Superspongebobbros|talk]]) 17:59, 30 June 2021 (UTC)

User:Superspongebobbros

2021-06-30T17:52:11Z

Superspongebobbros: /* Welcome to my user page! */

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== Welcome to my user page! ==

I am Superspongebobbros: connoisseur of garbage (which is one reason I started following Chris in the first place), [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu '']] lore specialist, and master of pointless trivia. I make edits, but then again, a lot of people here make edits so it's not very surprising.

yay the cwcki's back

== Things I have done ==

*Began rewriting the [[Sonichu (character)]] page.
*Added a bunch of new files that Chris posted on his Twitter on September 2018.
*Transcribed a few of Chris's older tweets from September 2018.
*Redirected most of the redirects that linked to [[Sonichu and Rosechu's children]] instead of [[Robee Sonichu]], [[Cera Rosechu]], or [[Christine Rosechu]].
*Transcribed [[To Cole Smithey, from Barb, and Sonichu (Prime)]], [[Chris Chan Sonichu Intro animation]], and parts of [[Sonichu's Update on the Dimension Merge and Sermon - October, 2020]] and [[Sonichu reads and critiques a Fanfic by The Crimson Libertarian]].
*Began rewriting [[Chris and stress]].
*Updated the Wikipedia links in the CWCipedia Mailbags to the new format.
* Emptied out some of the stuff in the Unused fan art category that was actually used.
* Created (kinda) and uploaded an image that somehow became Picture of the Now. The image is at the bottom of my user page, if you want to see it.

==Things I plan to do/Things I am working on ==

*Work on some of the more recently made pages.
*Transcribe some more of Chris's tweets from September 2018-ish.
*Work on the pages for other ''Sonichu'' characters.
*Finish rewriting [[Chris and stress]].
*Update the [[Sonichu chronology]] page.
*Redirect links to ''Sonichu'' pages from the CWCipedia to here.
*Rewrite the [[Blanca Weiss]] article.
*Create summaries for many of the Chonology by month articles.

== My history with Chris-Chan ==
[[File:SonichuTrollFace.png|thumb|When you cover yourself in oil but can't fly.]]
I can't remember what was the first time I heard of Chris-Chan or Sonichu, but I was at least aware of Sonichu by 2016. However, in 2018 this would change. First, I was exposed to the world of Chris at large from the Know Your Meme page on Chris some time around 2018 (the most recent thing they have on that article is [[CLog Special - PATREON & MORE|Chris's Patreon announcement]], and in fact it would only be until I saw a picture of [[January 2019 social media posts#On Ted Bundy|a tweet]] by Chris about [[Ted Bundy]] in January 2019 that I learned about Chris's entanglement with the [[Idea Guys]]). Later, I watched Fredrick Knudsen's video on Chris, and even visited the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page on Chris. Later on, by early 2019 I had a concept for a series of "repaints" of various 3D Sonic games with Sonichu replacing Sonic and Chris replacing Dr. Eggman, among other things (they never went anywhere). Eventually, I discovered the CWCki, and I never looked back since. I lurked on the site until 22 July 2020, when the CWCki performed its regular "open account creation to everyone for a brief moment." In the midst of all the spambots, I was one of the few TRUE and HONEST people who managed to create an account.

There are multiple reasons why I am so fascinated with Chris and the ''Sonichu'' comic. The primary reason is because I feel that ''Sonichu'' embodies the zeitgeist of internet fandom culture during the 2000s. This was a period of time where there were little expectations for the quality of anything uploaded to the world wide web- people could create almost anything they wanted. Nowadays, there are a set of standards that people expect content to reach, with anything that doesn't meet someone's expectations being seen as bad or cringey. And while I can't deny that the increase in expectation is a good thing, I feel like the days of fan content made by inexperienced people are long gone. Another reason why ''Sonichu'' is so interesting to me is because it is not only unprofessional to a fault, but it is so entwined with its author. Throughout the 15 years ''Sonichu'' has existed, it has proudly displayed the author's [[Category:Things Chris likes|interests]], his [[Love Quest|desires]], his [[Jerkops|conflicts]], his [[Homos|prejudices]], his [[Chris and reality|worldview]], and his [[Dimensional Merge|dreams]]. Simply put, ''Sonichu'' is not "a work made by Christian Weston Chandler," ''Sonichu'' ''is'' Christian Weston Chandler.

== Stuff I did related to Chris and observations I made ==

*Once, soon after I discovered the CWCki and became fascinated with Chris, I wrote a letter asking him to make an issue of ''Sonichu'' involving [[Pmurt]] and a character I liked. I last updated it in November, and ultimately never sent it since I realized that this made me look like a [[ween]] and that trying to have a normal conversation with Chris is impossible nowadays. It also contained questions for Chris, some of which I put in the "Questions for Chris" section below.
*Chris's coping mechanism of body swapping is just him crashing into slumber so hard he no-clips out of his own body and into someone else.
*Chris's [[Chris and art|art]] skills have gotten better since the 2000s, though that's only when comparing how he draws Electric Hedgehog Pokémon between then and now. He still sucks at drawing people.
*Megan was surprisingly a good fit for Chris since, like him, she also had an interest in drawing Pokémon as Sonic OCs.
*Chris predicted {{w|KonoSuba}} since both ''Sonichu'' and KonoSuba feature characters with names related to water that are [[slow-in-the-mind]].
*The only good thing about [[Sonichu 13|''Sonichu'' #13]] is the implication that Monika was turned into an Electric Hedgehog Pokémon.
*I am enough of a weeb to tell what art was traced in [[:File:Fistofthesonichu.JPG|Fistofthesonichu.JPG]]. Both of the sources for Chris and Sonichu come from ''JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.'' Specifically, Chris's appearance was traced from an image of Jotaro Kujo featured on [https://static.jojowiki.com/images/4/4a/latest/20191015215734/Volume_16.jpg the cover of volume 16] of the manga, while Sonichu's appearance was traced from an image of Jotaro's stand, Star Platinum, from [https://static.jojowiki.com/images/2/2c/latest/20191015220029/Volume_21.jpg the cover of volume 21].
:*Additionally, I managed to figure out that in [[:File:MimmsIRL.JPG|that one image of Mimms]], he is holding volume 13 of the manga, with the book opened to a page in chapter 119 (in the middle of Jotaro's fight against Kakyoin.)
* My favorite Chris video is [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!]].
* The CWCipedia Mailbag was a mistake on everyone's part.
* I am waiting for the moment when Chris incorporates Sonic.EXE into his lore. (trust me, it will happen eventually)
:*[[January 2021 social media posts#Bodyswap announcement|Called it.]]
* [[:File:48-Mimmbo Bo Boruto Card.jpg|One of Chris's homemade My Little Pony figures]] predicted the creation of {{w|Boruto: Naruto Next Generations|Boruto}}.
* [[September 2017 tweets#Random Access Grandad: San Andreas|Chris knows what Vinesauce is.]]
:*[[December 2020 social media posts#Chris "setting the record straight"|Chris also knows what Coldsteel the Hedgeheg is.]]
* If there was a fighting game based on ''Sonichu'', I'd play it.
* At long last, [[OneyPlays Twitter Voice Clip|two legends meet]].

==My Questions for Chris==

These are questions I have for Chris. Every now and then I'll post on on the [[User:Anaxis/CWC Questions Depository|CWC Questions Depository]] page in the hopes that Chris will answer it. Questions in bold are ones that I have posted to the page and are pending Chris's answer.

*Is the Sonichu medallion that you gave to [[Blanca]] the same as the original medallion, or was it modified or remade between 2000-2008?
*Besides BNA and Cells at Work, what other anime have you watched during the pandemic?
*Will you resume [[Sonichu 16| ''Sonichu'' #16]]?
*What would you consider to be the best and worst issues of the Sonic the Hedgehog comic?
*'''A lot of people have theorized that Chris's [[Colossal Chan]] form is based on the Super Saiyan 4 transformation from Dragon Ball GT. Is this true, or was something else the inspiration for Colossal Chan?'''
*What happened to [[Flame the Sunbird]] after [[Sonichu 3|''Sonichu'' #3]]?
*Of the three initial villains in [[Sonichu 13|''Sonichu'' #13]] (Kuromi, [[Akan]], and Monika), Monika is the only one whose fate hasn't been revealed, so what happened to her?
*Is the Ian Brandon Anderson from [[Sonichu 13|''Sonichu'' #13]] the same as [[Liquid Chris#In the comic|IBAChandler]] from [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]]?
*Why was the comic version of [[Liquid Chris]] named IBAChandler?
* Is IBAChandler from [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]] the same as Ian Brandon Anderson from [[Sonichu 13|''Sonichu'' #13]]?
*Why did you use the name [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] for a character from [[Sonichu 13|''Sonichu'' #13]]?
*What are the songs contained in [[Christian's Favorite Hits!|Christian's Favorite Hits 2]]?
*Which Electric Hedgehog Pokemon are kept in S-chu Balls?
*What are your thoughts on Kanye West running for president in the 2020 election?
*What is the origin and meaning of "Ha-Taque" in the name for Reldnahc's Sonichu form?
*Why is Reldnahc's version of the Curse-ye-ha-me-ha named the "Quee-fee-mae-mo-bo-bo?"
*Do you still play the [[Soulcalibur]] games, and if so, what custom content, if any, have you made for it?
*Related to the previous question: do you still play the Super Smash Bros. games, and if so, what custom characters, if any, have you made for it?
*A long time ago, you [[Live Drawing Streams|livestreamed yourself working on]] [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]], and then again for [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]]. Is there a chance that you will do something like this again in the future?
*When creating your doxing list, how did you discover OneyNG, Psychicpebbles, and Matt Watson?
* Back in 2017, you posted [[September 2017 tweets#Random Access Grandad: San Andreas|a tweet]] about how you watched Behind the Meme's video on 7 Grand Dad. What are your thoughts on the meme's source, Vinesauce?
*What issue of the comic are you the least proud of making?
*What inspired the [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] music project?
*How old are [[Sonichu and Rosechu's children]]?
*Where did the “Chris-Chan” nickname come from?
*Will any of the villains from previous issues of ''Sonichu'' reappear in any future issues?
*Since you now own an Xbox One, what is your current opinion on the Xbox brand in general?
*Some have theorized that one reason you like [[Meg Griffin]] from [[Family Guy]] so much is because she shares her first name with [[Megan Schroeder]]. Is this true, and if not, than what draws you to her?
*Beyond Super Smash Bros. and Soulcalibur, what are your opinions on some of the other fighting games you have played?
*In May of 2018, you stated that you were a furry. How did you come to that conclusion?

==Other Cool Things==
[[File:3dCWC.jpeg|thumb|This will happen one day, just wait.]]

[[/sandbox|Sandbox for rewriting articles about ''Sonichu''.]]

[[/sandbox Page 2|Sandbox for transcripts.]]

[[/sandbox page 3|Sandbox for rewriting other articles.]]

[[/Sonic Boom Protests Timeline|A summary of the events of Chris's Sonic Boom Protests]]

==Quote of the Day==

"LIFE IS PAIN, I HATE-" - Jerma, 2017

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Superspongebobbros: /* Effects of stress */

{{protip|This sandbox is for major revisions to articles. The current article I am working on is [[Chris and stress]].}}

{{HealthDisclosure}}

{{quote|Stress hinders the emotions and physical abilities as swiftly as a bullet.|Chris, equating stress with [[Sonichu Special 4|being shot]]<ref>[[IRC (20 January 2009)]]</ref>}}
{{Quote|I Really feel like I should be reeled into my Poke Ball and stored in the PC a while.|Chris after finding out that [[Rosechu]] had a [[pickle]] all along<ref>[[December 2017 Facebook posts]]</ref>}}
[[Image:Stress.jpg|thumb|right|Chris in stressed mode.]]

'''Stress''' is the bane of [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]]'s existence.

After [[high school]], Chris had to face the fact that he couldn't blame his shortcomings on his [[autism]]. Thus, he began to use "stress" as an excuse. However, it's assumed that Chris is probably confusing "stress" with {{w|Depression (mood)|depression}} or anxiety, refusing to admit that he is in fact, unhappy with his current situation. Given the intensely sheltered lifestyle his parents provided for him well into his twenties, it is highly unlikely Chris ever experienced any form of intense anxiety or pressure that would give him severe psychological and physical effects, apart from his consistent paranoia over getting [[trolls|trolled]] and, in recent years, the [[Financhu Crisis]]. He is, however, prescribed medicine for this "stress". Since Chris tends to exaggerate everything, anything that makes him feel remotely uncomfortable is classified to him as a stressor.

In his prime, under the effects of "stress" Chris typically posted videos without his [[Pedo-Glasses|glasses]] and talked in a more meek voice. It is during these periods that Chris would opt to remove himself from the [[Chris and the Internet|Internet]] for brief period, and then come back feeling refreshed, rejuvenated and given a new resolve to finish [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']] or his [[Love Quest]]. This is most likely due to his autistic regenerative abilities that make sure that [[Heart level|his heart]] never goes below 0% and into the negatives. In recent years, Chris has sought other ways to alleviate his stress, [[Dimensional Merge|some of which]] causing irreparable damage to his psyche.

==Causes of stress==
[[File:ComicTBCont.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's message in the comics whenever <s>his laziness</s> stress gets the better of him.]]
Seeing that much of Chris's adult life has been defined by his dealings with [[trolls]], it's no surprise that trolls are the primary source of his stress. As early as 31 December 2008, Chris has admitted that he received stress from his internet fame.<ref name="IRC2008">[[IRC (31 December 2008)]]</ref>

Chris also has [[Financhu Crisis|heavy financial problems]], which became such a focus for Chris in 2016 that he barely did anything else that year except for begging on the internet for money.

A fair amount of Chris's stress comes from things he held irrational hatred for at any point in his life, specifically his former hatred of [[homos|homosexuals]]. This was used to the trolls's advantage [[Gay 4 Sonichu|several]] [[CWCipedia#CWCipedia advertisements|times]].

Back in the days of his [[Love Quest]], his failures at getting a [[boyfriend-free girl]] gave him stress. He would call himself a "[[virgin with rage]]," and would constantly try to touch or otherwise act sexual towards women he knew, such as [[Megan]].<ref>[[Megan Emails, 2008]]</ref><ref>[[Mimms and Lucas Q&A#Chris and Megan]]</ref> Chris claimed that his hormonal stress was so great that he drew [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] just so he could stop himself from sexually assaulting Megan.

The biggest upset to Chris's life since his discovery is arguably the death of his father, [[Bob Chandler]], from heart failure in 2011. Although [[28 October 2011|other factors]] also played a part, Chris's internet activity slowed to a crawl, with him choosing mostly to post on Facebook. The [[Destruction of Chris's House|destruction of]] [[14 Branchland Court]] by fire in January 2014, and the aftermath, was another major event in Chris's life that he cited as stressful.<ref>[[December 2014 Facebook Posts#The Hatred of Sonic's Arms: The Backstory]]</ref>

Chris has often claimed to have gotten stress from stressors that others would consider trivial. Most of the time they end up showing off Chris's [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocrisy]], as he gets upset over habits and actions that he practices. For example, in the same IRC Chat where Chris discussed his internet fame, he also stated that he received stress when Bob didn't wash his hands, even through Chris himself isn't a [[Chris and health#Hygiene|hygienic person]].<ref name="IRC2008" />

==Effects of stress==
{{quote|Stress from losing friends... Stress at home... Today... My blood pressure is up; feeling real dizzy and faint.|Chris, 27 August 2013<ref>[[August 2013 Facebook Posts#Losing Friends]]</ref>}}

One does not need to be a expert physician to know that this much stress has had negative effects on Chris's health, especially since he doesn't have a proper way to deal with it (as discussed below.)

For one thing, stress has caused even more damage to Chris's wellbeing than his [[Chris and health|lifestyle already has]]. In August 2013, as seen in the quote above, Chris indicated through Facebook that his stress was beginning to take a toll on his health. A few years later, Chris mentioned taking Valium, which is used to treat conditions such as anxiety.<ref>[[August 2017 tweets#On wearing the unicorn cosplay to church]]</ref> Stress is also one of the primary causes of Chris's [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|incontinence]].<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009]]</ref><ref>[[Jackie Chat 9]]</ref>

However, just as Chris has used his [[autism]] as an excuse for practically every inconvenience he causes, it comes to no surprise that Chris is also willing to use stress in the same way. For example, Chris has claimed that stress from dealing with trolls drawing Rosechu with a [[pickle|penis]] and calling him gay caused him to draw the hardcore sex scene from [[Sonichu 8| ''Sonichu #8]],<ref>[[Mailbag 42#It's called an art style|Mailbag #42]]</ref> when in reality anyone can tell you that it was because of Chris's overenthusiastic desire to assert his straightness. Chris used a similar excuse towards Megan when she confronted him for drawing [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]], and that ultimately made things worse.<ref>[[Megan emails, 2008#Chris continues bothering her about ED]]</ref> Most infamously, Chris has often cited stress as the reason why he doesn't add anything to the ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' comic,<ref>[[Jackie Chat 3]]</ref><ref>[[DrainedCreativity]]</ref> a claim that many observers view skeptically, given Chris's lack of any real responsibilities ([[Chris and work#Chris hates chores|and his refusal to commit to the few responsibilities he ''does'' have]]).

==Coping mechanisms==
{{main|Chris and coping}}

Over the years, Chris has developed a wide variety of ways to deal with stress.

===Major coping mechanisms===

====The ''Sonichu'' comic====
{{quote|I'm still the mayor of Cwcville. There is no elections.|Chris in an interview, refusing to concede victory to an [[BILLY MAYS|infomercial spokesman]].<ref name="GuruLarry">[[Chris-chan Discusses...#Chris-chan Discusses... BILLY MAYS]]</ref>}}
From the beginning of the [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu comic]], Chris has dealt with stress by rewriting stressful events in his life to glorify him. The Sub-Episodes of the first four issues were based on real experiences that Chris had with [[Jerkops|security]] and [[Bagget|law enforcement]]. The initial primary villain of the comic, [[Mary Lee Walsh]], was Chris way of getting revenge on the former dean of student affairs at PVCC for preventing him from [[Attraction Sign|soliciting sex]], while her partner in crime, [[Count Graduon]], was a representation of Chris's negative feelings regarding his graduation.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 7]]</ref> Almost everyone of his trolls that wasn't a [[gal-pal]] was rewritten into a cartoonish villain that barely put up a fight. For years, CWCville served as a place where Chris word was absolute.

Because of ''Sonichu's'' status as Chris's go-to coping mechanism for dealing with stress in the past, he has gone to great lengths to prevent outside interference. Because of this, the dystopian state of the government of CWCville is largely formed by Chris's attempts to maintain control over his life. When [[BILLY MAYS]] was proclaimed mayor of CWCville,<ref>[[Julie Reveals Herself]]</ref> Chris was quick to rebut this, declaring himself as mayor-for-life.<ref name="GuruLarry" /> The horrendous state of the city's judicial system as seen in ''Sonichu'' #10 was Chris's desperate attempt to get the last laugh over [[Asperchu|Alec Benson Leary]] and the Asperpedia Four as they were able to force Chris to change the world of the comic.

Because Chris's views on himself has changed from a simple mayor to [[CPU Blue Heart|an omnipotent deity]], he has altered the scope of this coping mechanism accordingly, from CWCville to [[C-197|an entire dimension]].

====Nostalgia====
{{main|Chris and nostalgia}}
{{quote|I have have been looking forward to this r-reunion... since the senior prom, where at the end of that slideshow... it said "See you in ten years flguh the reunion". The reunion hasn't happened yet. And it HAS to happen. It was basically promised... not only to me, but to everyone who was at that prom.|Chris, explaining why he is entitled to a reunion to relive the good-ol'-days.<ref>[[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW]]</ref>}}

Nostalgia is a wishful longing for the past. While many people experience feelings of nostalgia, and use it as a reaction to stress,<ref>{{w|Nostalgia#Improve mood}}</ref> only a few base their entire [[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles|adult life]] on it, and Chris is one of them.

One example on Chris's over-reliance on nostalgia is his views on his time at [[Manchester High School]]. Chris views his high-school days with envy, portraying it as the happiest period in his life. Because of this, he has tried to stage a reunion twice. The first time was in the video [[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW]], while the second time was from August to October 2013. At the same time, his renewed interest in Manchester High culminated in the creation of a [[Lego]] [[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013|effigy of the school]]. Within a few days of showing off the creation, however, Chris was faced with the revelation that the people he considered his [[gal pals]] had only tolerated Chris out of pity.<ref>[[October 2013 Facebook Posts#Reality Comes Knocking]]</ref> Devastated, Chris silently gave up any plans of a reunion, and instead plunged himself deeper into his Lego Manchester High creation.

====Extended hiatuses====
{{main|Chris and the Internet#Attempts to leave the Internet|Saga#Dark Ages (20 March 2010 to 3 September 2014)}}
{{quote|Fuck you most, and fuck you, social sites like MySpace and Facebook! I'm out.|Chris bids farewell to the internet... [[100 2357.MOV|for the sixth time.]]}}

Years ago, it wasn't uncommon for Chris to temporarily leave the internet in reaction to stress. When he did so, he would stop uploading videos and working on the comics for a brief period of time, usually a week. This is a common reaction to trolling, and it is known amongst trolling circles as "flouncing."

Chris first major hiatus brought about by stress was after [[Blanca Weiss]] dumped him. During [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008|the video in which he commented]] on the breakup, he was visibly depressed, lying on his side for the entire video. He stated that the trolls had made him "crash into slumber" and sighed frequently. After uploading the video, Chris went silent for a week, and it took a Q&A video to get Chris uploading again. Throughout March 2009, Chris had expressed increasing amounts of stress towards [[Clyde Cash]]. This culminated in the video "[[YouTube Finale]]," in which Chris announced that he was leaving the internet. Although this only lasted a week, it would set a precedent for Chris's activities throughout 2010. During this time, Chris, who by then was seeking the advice of [[Rocky Shoemaker]], would announce his exile from the internet ''four'' times in the span of two months, with causes ranging from [[The Wallflower|another failed attempt at getting a girlfriend]], to the [[100 2188|loss of]] [[100 2189|the CWCipedia]], to [[6 June 2010|his troubles with Michael Snyder]]. After the [[6 June 2010]] video, Chris would not make any more finale videos for a few months. However, on 22 November 2010 Jackie called Chris out on his numerous flaws, causing Chris to [[100 2357.MOV|leave the internet a sixth time]]. This would be the longest Chris went without uploading videos at the time, lasting about eight months until the [[Calling Out]] videos.

On 7 September 2011, [[Bob Chandler]] passed away, and [[28 October 2011|a month later]], Chris was arrested on charges of attempted vehicular manslaughter. This caused Chris so much stress that he wouldn't upload any videos for [[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013|two years]], and even then he wouldn't resume regular uploads until [[Thank You from Christine Chandler|October 2015]].

====Delusions of godhood====
{{main|Messiah complex}}
{{quote|Chris Chan Sonichu is watching over you.|Chris to a divorced woman, 11 June 2020<ref>[[June 2020 social media posts#CPU Blue Heart aids a divorcee]]</ref>}}

Thanks to interactions with the [[Idea Guys]] and a plethora of [[enablers]], Chris believes that he is a deity known as the [[CPU Blue Heart]], and that he is the key to an event known as the [[Dimensional Merge]], where our dimension and the dimension of the ''Sonichu'' comic will combine. He believes that once the Dimensional Merge happens, he will have access to his money in CWCville and will thus be able to end the Financhu Crisis.<ref>[[October 2018 social media posts#Needing money from merge]]</ref>

One example of Chris invoking his delusions of godhood occurred in [[December 2019]], when he discovered that [[ProjectSNT]] uploaded redesigns of the [[Chaotic Combo]]. Her redesign of [[Wild Sonichu]] particularly irked Chris, and he, already bogged down with a UTI infection, completely shut down, posting semi-incoherent tweets on 7 December. <ref>[[December 2019 social media posts#UTI, Chris has]]</ref> A few days later, however, Chris declared that the reason he got "triggered" by it was because of "a disturbance in their Dungeons & Dragons-like home dimension of CS-89."

===Minor coping mechanisms===
These coping mechanisms, while still noteworthy, are used less frequently than the above.

===Stress sigh===
{{quote|Stop sighing so much.|[[Father Call|Kacey's father]]}}

[[Image:48-Mimmbo Bo Boruto Card.jpg|thumb|170px|[[Stress]] makes you sigh a lot, apparently.]]
Initially an unconscious coping mechanism, Chris has made habit of sighing loudly while under duress in an effort to gain sympathy. Chris has used it in conversation to discourage further unwanted scrutiny, or to express disapproval at having his desires deferred. The places where Chris would sigh while speaking in person are noted in all of his written communication with "*sigh*."

The term "stress sigh" is presumed to originate from [[PVCC (message board)|PVCC]], due to the strong connection in Chris between sighing and stress. Chris refers to the stress sigh as only a "sigh," suggesting that to him the link between sighing and stress is implicit.{{clear}}

====Hedgehog-defensive state====
[[File:TooManyGamesJustinphoto2.jpg|thumb|150px|Chris performing the hedgehog-defensive state.]]

{{quote|I went full Hedgehog Defensive and let my quills keep others back. It Hurts|Chris, 19 April 2018.<ref name="TooManyGames">[[April 2019 social media posts#Hedgehog-defensive state]]</ref>}}

While being kicked out of the 2018 [[TooManyGames]] convention for making unwanted physical contact with other event attendees, stress forced Chris to create the '''hedgehog-defensive state'''.<ref>[[TooManyGames#Personal space talk]]</ref> Instead of leaving the con, he curled up into a ball on the floor and imagined he had hedgehog quills to keep the "meanies" away, eventually being escorted off of the premises by security.<ref name="TooManyGames" /> He also blamed the [[trolls]] and an event coordinator for causing the stressful situation. It's implied that this is a replacement for the pepper spray he used on [[26 December 2014]].

{{clear}}

====Body swapping====
{{main|Spirit possession}}
{{quote|Firstly and Mainly: Mama (your Chris Chan Sonichu of this Dimension 1218) and I had swapped bodies in the morning hours of March 31, 2020.|Sonichu's declaration to the world, 15 April 2020<ref name = "SonichuSwap">[[April 2020 social media posts#Chris body swaps with Sonichu to cope with missing BABScon]]</ref>}}

One effect of Chris's belief that he is a deity is the belief that he can swap his soul with someone else's. When BABScon was cancelled due to the [[COVID-19]] pandemic, Chris resorted to LARPing as [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] in order to deal with this.<ref name = "SonichuSwap /> He would continue this shtick for ten months until giving it up. <ref>[[February 2021 social media posts#Chris comes back from being possessed by Sonichu]]</ref>

Chris also used [[Pokémon#Mewtwo|Mewtwo]] to manhandle a troll that questioned Chris's supposed control over the Dimensional Merge.<ref>[[May 2020 social media posts#Anti-Protoman sperging]]</ref>.

{{clear}}

==References==
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Superspongebobbros: /* Effects of stress */

{{protip|This sandbox is for major revisions to articles. The current article I am working on is [[Chris and stress]].}}

{{HealthDisclosure}}

{{quote|Stress hinders the emotions and physical abilities as swiftly as a bullet.|Chris, equating stress with [[Sonichu Special 4|being shot]]<ref>[[IRC (20 January 2009)]]</ref>}}
{{Quote|I Really feel like I should be reeled into my Poke Ball and stored in the PC a while.|Chris after finding out that [[Rosechu]] had a [[pickle]] all along<ref>[[December 2017 Facebook posts]]</ref>}}
[[Image:Stress.jpg|thumb|right|Chris in stressed mode.]]

'''Stress''' is the bane of [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]]'s existence.

After [[high school]], Chris had to face the fact that he couldn't blame his shortcomings on his [[autism]]. Thus, he began to use "stress" as an excuse. However, it's assumed that Chris is probably confusing "stress" with {{w|Depression (mood)|depression}} or anxiety, refusing to admit that he is in fact, unhappy with his current situation. Given the intensely sheltered lifestyle his parents provided for him well into his twenties, it is highly unlikely Chris ever experienced any form of intense anxiety or pressure that would give him severe psychological and physical effects, apart from his consistent paranoia over getting [[trolls|trolled]] and, in recent years, the [[Financhu Crisis]]. He is, however, prescribed medicine for this "stress". Since Chris tends to exaggerate everything, anything that makes him feel remotely uncomfortable is classified to him as a stressor.

In his prime, under the effects of "stress" Chris typically posted videos without his [[Pedo-Glasses|glasses]] and talked in a more meek voice. It is during these periods that Chris would opt to remove himself from the [[Chris and the Internet|Internet]] for brief period, and then come back feeling refreshed, rejuvenated and given a new resolve to finish [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']] or his [[Love Quest]]. This is most likely due to his autistic regenerative abilities that make sure that [[Heart level|his heart]] never goes below 0% and into the negatives. In recent years, Chris has sought other ways to alleviate his stress, [[Dimensional Merge|some of which]] causing irreparable damage to his psyche.

==Causes of stress==
[[File:ComicTBCont.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's message in the comics whenever <s>his laziness</s> stress gets the better of him.]]
Seeing that much of Chris's adult life has been defined by his dealings with [[trolls]], it's no surprise that trolls are the primary source of his stress. As early as 31 December 2008, Chris has admitted that he received stress from his internet fame.<ref name="IRC2008">[[IRC (31 December 2008)]]</ref>

Chris also has [[Financhu Crisis|heavy financial problems]], which became such a focus for Chris in 2016 that he barely did anything else that year except for begging on the internet for money.

A fair amount of Chris's stress comes from things he held irrational hatred for at any point in his life, specifically his former hatred of [[homos|homosexuals]]. This was used to the trolls's advantage [[Gay 4 Sonichu|several]] [[CWCipedia#CWCipedia advertisements|times]].

Back in the days of his [[Love Quest]], his failures at getting a [[boyfriend-free girl]] gave him stress. He would call himself a "[[virgin with rage]]," and would constantly try to touch or otherwise act sexual towards women he knew, such as [[Megan]].<ref>[[Megan Emails, 2008]]</ref><ref>[[Mimms and Lucas Q&A#Chris and Megan]]</ref> Chris claimed that his hormonal stress was so great that he drew [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] just so he could stop himself from sexually assaulting Megan.

The biggest upset to Chris's life since his discovery is arguably the death of his father, [[Bob Chandler]], from heart failure in 2011. Although [[28 October 2011|other factors]] also played a part, Chris's internet activity slowed to a crawl, with him choosing mostly to post on Facebook. The [[Destruction of Chris's House|destruction of]] [[14 Branchland Court]] by fire in January 2014, and the aftermath, was another major event in Chris's life that he cited as stressful.<ref>[[December 2014 Facebook Posts#The Hatred of Sonic's Arms: The Backstory]]</ref>

Chris has often claimed to have gotten stress from stressors that others would consider trivial. Most of the time they end up showing off Chris's [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocrisy]], as he gets upset over habits and actions that he practices. For example, in the same IRC Chat where Chris discussed his internet fame, he also stated that he received stress when Bob didn't wash his hands, even through Chris himself isn't a [[Chris and health#Hygiene|hygienic person]].<ref name="IRC2008" />

==Effects of stress==
{{quote|Stress from losing friends... Stress at home... Today... My blood pressure is up; feeling real dizzy and faint.|Chris, 27 August 2013<ref>[[August 2013 Facebook Posts#Losing Friends]]</ref>}}

One does not need to be a expert physician to know that this much stress has had negative effects on Chris's health, especially since he doesn't have a proper way to deal with it (as discussed below.)

For one thing, stress has caused even more damage to Chris's wellbeing than his [[Chris and health|lifestyle already has]]. In August 2013, as seen in the quote above, Chris indicated through Facebook that his stress was beginning to take a toll on his health. Stress is also one of the primary causes of Chris's [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|incontinence]].<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009]]</ref><ref>[[Jackie Chat 9]]</ref>

However, just as Chris has used his [[autism]] as an excuse for practically every inconvenience he causes, it comes to no surprise that Chris is also willing to use stress in the same way. For example, Chris has claimed that stress from dealing with trolls drawing Rosechu with a [[pickle|penis]] and calling him gay caused him to draw the hardcore sex scene from [[Sonichu 8| ''Sonichu #8]],<ref>[[Mailbag 42#It's called an art style|Mailbag #42]]</ref> when in reality anyone can tell you that it was because of Chris's overenthusiastic desire to assert his straightness. Chris used a similar excuse towards Megan when she confronted him for drawing [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]], and that ultimately made things worse.<ref>[[Megan emails, 2008#Chris continues bothering her about ED]]</ref> Most infamously, Chris has often cited stress as the reason why he doesn't add anything to the ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' comic,<ref>[[Jackie Chat 3]]</ref><ref>[[DrainedCreativity]]</ref> a claim that many observers view skeptically, given Chris's lack of any real responsibilities ([[Chris and work#Chris hates chores|and his refusal to commit to the few responsibilities he ''does'' have]]).

==Coping mechanisms==
{{main|Chris and coping}}

Over the years, Chris has developed a wide variety of ways to deal with stress.

===Major coping mechanisms===

====The ''Sonichu'' comic====
{{quote|I'm still the mayor of Cwcville. There is no elections.|Chris in an interview, refusing to concede victory to an [[BILLY MAYS|infomercial spokesman]].<ref name="GuruLarry">[[Chris-chan Discusses...#Chris-chan Discusses... BILLY MAYS]]</ref>}}
From the beginning of the [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu comic]], Chris has dealt with stress by rewriting stressful events in his life to glorify him. The Sub-Episodes of the first four issues were based on real experiences that Chris had with [[Jerkops|security]] and [[Bagget|law enforcement]]. The initial primary villain of the comic, [[Mary Lee Walsh]], was Chris way of getting revenge on the former dean of student affairs at PVCC for preventing him from [[Attraction Sign|soliciting sex]], while her partner in crime, [[Count Graduon]], was a representation of Chris's negative feelings regarding his graduation.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 7]]</ref> Almost everyone of his trolls that wasn't a [[gal-pal]] was rewritten into a cartoonish villain that barely put up a fight. For years, CWCville served as a place where Chris word was absolute.

Because of ''Sonichu's'' status as Chris's go-to coping mechanism for dealing with stress in the past, he has gone to great lengths to prevent outside interference. Because of this, the dystopian state of the government of CWCville is largely formed by Chris's attempts to maintain control over his life. When [[BILLY MAYS]] was proclaimed mayor of CWCville,<ref>[[Julie Reveals Herself]]</ref> Chris was quick to rebut this, declaring himself as mayor-for-life.<ref name="GuruLarry" /> The horrendous state of the city's judicial system as seen in ''Sonichu'' #10 was Chris's desperate attempt to get the last laugh over [[Asperchu|Alec Benson Leary]] and the Asperpedia Four as they were able to force Chris to change the world of the comic.

Because Chris's views on himself has changed from a simple mayor to [[CPU Blue Heart|an omnipotent deity]], he has altered the scope of this coping mechanism accordingly, from CWCville to [[C-197|an entire dimension]].

====Nostalgia====
{{main|Chris and nostalgia}}
{{quote|I have have been looking forward to this r-reunion... since the senior prom, where at the end of that slideshow... it said "See you in ten years flguh the reunion". The reunion hasn't happened yet. And it HAS to happen. It was basically promised... not only to me, but to everyone who was at that prom.|Chris, explaining why he is entitled to a reunion to relive the good-ol'-days.<ref>[[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW]]</ref>}}

Nostalgia is a wishful longing for the past. While many people experience feelings of nostalgia, and use it as a reaction to stress,<ref>{{w|Nostalgia#Improve mood}}</ref> only a few base their entire [[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles|adult life]] on it, and Chris is one of them.

One example on Chris's over-reliance on nostalgia is his views on his time at [[Manchester High School]]. Chris views his high-school days with envy, portraying it as the happiest period in his life. Because of this, he has tried to stage a reunion twice. The first time was in the video [[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW]], while the second time was from August to October 2013. At the same time, his renewed interest in Manchester High culminated in the creation of a [[Lego]] [[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013|effigy of the school]]. Within a few days of showing off the creation, however, Chris was faced with the revelation that the people he considered his [[gal pals]] had only tolerated Chris out of pity.<ref>[[October 2013 Facebook Posts#Reality Comes Knocking]]</ref> Devastated, Chris silently gave up any plans of a reunion, and instead plunged himself deeper into his Lego Manchester High creation.

====Extended hiatuses====
{{main|Chris and the Internet#Attempts to leave the Internet|Saga#Dark Ages (20 March 2010 to 3 September 2014)}}
{{quote|Fuck you most, and fuck you, social sites like MySpace and Facebook! I'm out.|Chris bids farewell to the internet... [[100 2357.MOV|for the sixth time.]]}}

Years ago, it wasn't uncommon for Chris to temporarily leave the internet in reaction to stress. When he did so, he would stop uploading videos and working on the comics for a brief period of time, usually a week. This is a common reaction to trolling, and it is known amongst trolling circles as "flouncing."

Chris first major hiatus brought about by stress was after [[Blanca Weiss]] dumped him. During [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008|the video in which he commented]] on the breakup, he was visibly depressed, lying on his side for the entire video. He stated that the trolls had made him "crash into slumber" and sighed frequently. After uploading the video, Chris went silent for a week, and it took a Q&A video to get Chris uploading again. Throughout March 2009, Chris had expressed increasing amounts of stress towards [[Clyde Cash]]. This culminated in the video "[[YouTube Finale]]," in which Chris announced that he was leaving the internet. Although this only lasted a week, it would set a precedent for Chris's activities throughout 2010. During this time, Chris, who by then was seeking the advice of [[Rocky Shoemaker]], would announce his exile from the internet ''four'' times in the span of two months, with causes ranging from [[The Wallflower|another failed attempt at getting a girlfriend]], to the [[100 2188|loss of]] [[100 2189|the CWCipedia]], to [[6 June 2010|his troubles with Michael Snyder]]. After the [[6 June 2010]] video, Chris would not make any more finale videos for a few months. However, on 22 November 2010 Jackie called Chris out on his numerous flaws, causing Chris to [[100 2357.MOV|leave the internet a sixth time]]. This would be the longest Chris went without uploading videos at the time, lasting about eight months until the [[Calling Out]] videos.

On 7 September 2011, [[Bob Chandler]] passed away, and [[28 October 2011|a month later]], Chris was arrested on charges of attempted vehicular manslaughter. This caused Chris so much stress that he wouldn't upload any videos for [[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013|two years]], and even then he wouldn't resume regular uploads until [[Thank You from Christine Chandler|October 2015]].

====Delusions of godhood====
{{main|Messiah complex}}
{{quote|Chris Chan Sonichu is watching over you.|Chris to a divorced woman, 11 June 2020<ref>[[June 2020 social media posts#CPU Blue Heart aids a divorcee]]</ref>}}

Thanks to interactions with the [[Idea Guys]] and a plethora of [[enablers]], Chris believes that he is a deity known as the [[CPU Blue Heart]], and that he is the key to an event known as the [[Dimensional Merge]], where our dimension and the dimension of the ''Sonichu'' comic will combine. He believes that once the Dimensional Merge happens, he will have access to his money in CWCville and will thus be able to end the Financhu Crisis.<ref>[[October 2018 social media posts#Needing money from merge]]</ref>

One example of Chris invoking his delusions of godhood occurred in [[December 2019]], when he discovered that [[ProjectSNT]] uploaded redesigns of the [[Chaotic Combo]]. Her redesign of [[Wild Sonichu]] particularly irked Chris, and he, already bogged down with a UTI infection, completely shut down, posting semi-incoherent tweets on 7 December. <ref>[[December 2019 social media posts#UTI, Chris has]]</ref> A few days later, however, Chris declared that the reason he got "triggered" by it was because of "a disturbance in their Dungeons & Dragons-like home dimension of CS-89."

===Minor coping mechanisms===
These coping mechanisms, while still noteworthy, are used less frequently than the above.

===Stress sigh===
{{quote|Stop sighing so much.|[[Father Call|Kacey's father]]}}

[[Image:48-Mimmbo Bo Boruto Card.jpg|thumb|170px|[[Stress]] makes you sigh a lot, apparently.]]
Initially an unconscious coping mechanism, Chris has made habit of sighing loudly while under duress in an effort to gain sympathy. Chris has used it in conversation to discourage further unwanted scrutiny, or to express disapproval at having his desires deferred. The places where Chris would sigh while speaking in person are noted in all of his written communication with "*sigh*."

The term "stress sigh" is presumed to originate from [[PVCC (message board)|PVCC]], due to the strong connection in Chris between sighing and stress. Chris refers to the stress sigh as only a "sigh," suggesting that to him the link between sighing and stress is implicit.{{clear}}

====Hedgehog-defensive state====
[[File:TooManyGamesJustinphoto2.jpg|thumb|150px|Chris performing the hedgehog-defensive state.]]

{{quote|I went full Hedgehog Defensive and let my quills keep others back. It Hurts|Chris, 19 April 2018.<ref name="TooManyGames">[[April 2019 social media posts#Hedgehog-defensive state]]</ref>}}

While being kicked out of the 2018 [[TooManyGames]] convention for making unwanted physical contact with other event attendees, stress forced Chris to create the '''hedgehog-defensive state'''.<ref>[[TooManyGames#Personal space talk]]</ref> Instead of leaving the con, he curled up into a ball on the floor and imagined he had hedgehog quills to keep the "meanies" away, eventually being escorted off of the premises by security.<ref name="TooManyGames" /> He also blamed the [[trolls]] and an event coordinator for causing the stressful situation. It's implied that this is a replacement for the pepper spray he used on [[26 December 2014]].

{{clear}}

====Body swapping====
{{main|Spirit possession}}
{{quote|Firstly and Mainly: Mama (your Chris Chan Sonichu of this Dimension 1218) and I had swapped bodies in the morning hours of March 31, 2020.|Sonichu's declaration to the world, 15 April 2020<ref name = "SonichuSwap">[[April 2020 social media posts#Chris body swaps with Sonichu to cope with missing BABScon]]</ref>}}

One effect of Chris's belief that he is a deity is the belief that he can swap his soul with someone else's. When BABScon was cancelled due to the [[COVID-19]] pandemic, Chris resorted to LARPing as [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] in order to deal with this.<ref name = "SonichuSwap /> He would continue this shtick for ten months until giving it up. <ref>[[February 2021 social media posts#Chris comes back from being possessed by Sonichu]]</ref>

Chris also used [[Pokémon#Mewtwo|Mewtwo]] to manhandle a troll that questioned Chris's supposed control over the Dimensional Merge.<ref>[[May 2020 social media posts#Anti-Protoman sperging]]</ref>.

{{clear}}

==References==
<references />

{{Chris and}}
{{Health}}

[[Category:Things Chris hates]]
[[Category:Chris and...]]

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{{protip|This sandbox is for major revisions to articles. The current article I am working on is [[Chris and stress]].}}

{{HealthDisclosure}}

{{quote|Stress hinders the emotions and physical abilities as swiftly as a bullet.|Chris, equating stress with [[Sonichu Special 4|being shot]]<ref>[[IRC (20 January 2009)]]</ref>}}
{{Quote|I Really feel like I should be reeled into my Poke Ball and stored in the PC a while.|Chris after finding out that [[Rosechu]] had a [[pickle]] all along<ref>[[December 2017 Facebook posts]]</ref>}}
[[Image:Stress.jpg|thumb|right|Chris in stressed mode.]]

'''Stress''' is the bane of [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]]'s existence.

After [[high school]], Chris had to face the fact that he couldn't blame his shortcomings on his [[autism]]. Thus, he began to use "stress" as an excuse. However, it's assumed that Chris is probably confusing "stress" with {{w|Depression (mood)|depression}} or anxiety, refusing to admit that he is in fact, unhappy with his current situation. Given the intensely sheltered lifestyle his parents provided for him well into his twenties, it is highly unlikely Chris ever experienced any form of intense anxiety or pressure that would give him severe psychological and physical effects, apart from his consistent paranoia over getting [[trolls|trolled]] and, in recent years, the [[Financhu Crisis]]. He is, however, prescribed medicine for this "stress". Since Chris tends to exaggerate everything, anything that makes him feel remotely uncomfortable is classified to him as a stressor.

In his prime, under the effects of "stress" Chris typically posted videos without his [[Pedo-Glasses|glasses]] and talked in a more meek voice. It is during these periods that Chris would opt to remove himself from the [[Chris and the Internet|Internet]] for brief period, and then come back feeling refreshed, rejuvenated and given a new resolve to finish [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']] or his [[Love Quest]]. This is most likely due to his autistic regenerative abilities that make sure that [[Heart level|his heart]] never goes below 0% and into the negatives. In recent years, Chris has sought other ways to alleviate his stress, [[Dimensional Merge|some of which]] causing irreparable damage to his psyche.

==Causes of stress==
[[File:ComicTBCont.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's message in the comics whenever <s>his laziness</s> stress gets the better of him.]]
Seeing that much of Chris's adult life has been defined by his dealings with [[trolls]], it's no surprise that trolls are the primary source of his stress. As early as 31 December 2008, Chris has admitted that he received stress from his internet fame.<ref name="IRC2008">[[IRC (31 December 2008)]]</ref>

Chris also has [[Financhu Crisis|heavy financial problems]], which became such a focus for Chris in 2016 that he barely did anything else that year except for begging on the internet for money.

A fair amount of Chris's stress comes from things he held irrational hatred for at any point in his life, specifically his former hatred of [[homos|homosexuals]]. This was used to the trolls's advantage [[Gay 4 Sonichu|several]] [[CWCipedia#CWCipedia advertisements|times]].

Back in the days of his [[Love Quest]], his failures at getting a [[boyfriend-free girl]] gave him stress. He would call himself a "[[virgin with rage]]," and would constantly try to touch or otherwise act sexual towards women he knew, such as [[Megan]].<ref>[[Megan Emails, 2008]]</ref><ref>[[Mimms and Lucas Q&A#Chris and Megan]]</ref> Chris claimed that his hormonal stress was so great that he drew [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] just so he could stop himself from sexually assaulting Megan.

The biggest upset to Chris's life since his discovery is arguably the death of his father, [[Bob Chandler]], from heart failure in 2011. Although [[28 October 2011|other factors]] also played a part, Chris's internet activity slowed to a crawl, with him choosing mostly to post on Facebook. The [[Destruction of Chris's House|destruction of]] [[14 Branchland Court]] by fire in January 2014, and the aftermath, was another major event in Chris's life that he cited as stressful.<ref>[[December 2014 Facebook Posts#The Hatred of Sonic's Arms: The Backstory]]</ref>

Chris has often claimed to have gotten stress from stressors that others would consider trivial. Most of the time they end up showing off Chris's [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocrisy]], as he gets upset over habits and actions that he practices. For example, in the same IRC Chat where Chris discussed his internet fame, he also stated that he received stress when Bob didn't wash his hands, even through Chris himself isn't a [[Chris and health#Hygiene|hygienic person]].<ref name="IRC2008" />

==Effects of stress==
{{quote|Stress from losing friends... Stress at home... Today... My blood pressure is up; feeling real dizzy and faint.|Chris, 27 August 2013<ref>[[August 2013 Facebook Posts#Losing Friends]]</ref>}}

One does not need to be a expert physician to know that this much stress has had negative effects on Chris's health, especially since he doesn't have a proper way to deal with it (as discussed below.)

For one thing, stress has caused even more damage to Chris's wellbeing than his [[Chris and health|lifestyle already has]]. In August 2013, as seen in the quote above, Chris indicated through Facebook that his stress was beginning to take a toll on his health. Stress is also one of the primary causes of Chris's [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|incontinence]].<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009]]</ref><ref>[[Jackie Chat 9]]</ref>

However, just as Chris has used his [[autism]] as an excuse for practically every inconvenience he causes, it comes to no surprise that Chris is also willing to use stress in the same way. For example, Chris has claimed that stress from dealing with trolls drawing Rosechu with a [[pickle|penis]] and calling him gay caused him to draw the hardcore sex scene from [[Sonichu 8| ''Sonichu #8]],<ref>[[Mailbag 42#It's called an art style|Mailbag #42]]</ref> when in reality anyone can tell you that it was because of Chris's overenthusiastic desire to assert his straightness. Chris used a similar excuse towards Megan when she confronted him for drawing [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]], and that ultimately made things worse.<ref>[[Megan emails, 2008#Chris continues bothering her about ED again]]</ref> Most infamously, Chris has often cited stress as the reason why he doesn't add anything to the ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' comic,<ref>[[Jackie Chat 3]]</ref><ref>[[DrainedCreativity]]</ref> a claim that many observers view skeptically, given Chris's lack of any real responsibilities ([[Chris and work#Chris hates chores|and his refusal to commit to the few responsibilities he ''does'' have]]).

==Coping mechanisms==
{{main|Chris and coping}}

Over the years, Chris has developed a wide variety of ways to deal with stress.

===Major coping mechanisms===

====The ''Sonichu'' comic====
{{quote|I'm still the mayor of Cwcville. There is no elections.|Chris in an interview, refusing to concede victory to an [[BILLY MAYS|infomercial spokesman]].<ref name="GuruLarry">[[Chris-chan Discusses...#Chris-chan Discusses... BILLY MAYS]]</ref>}}
From the beginning of the [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu comic]], Chris has dealt with stress by rewriting stressful events in his life to glorify him. The Sub-Episodes of the first four issues were based on real experiences that Chris had with [[Jerkops|security]] and [[Bagget|law enforcement]]. The initial primary villain of the comic, [[Mary Lee Walsh]], was Chris way of getting revenge on the former dean of student affairs at PVCC for preventing him from [[Attraction Sign|soliciting sex]], while her partner in crime, [[Count Graduon]], was a representation of Chris's negative feelings regarding his graduation.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 7]]</ref> Almost everyone of his trolls that wasn't a [[gal-pal]] was rewritten into a cartoonish villain that barely put up a fight. For years, CWCville served as a place where Chris word was absolute.

Because of ''Sonichu's'' status as Chris's go-to coping mechanism for dealing with stress in the past, he has gone to great lengths to prevent outside interference. Because of this, the dystopian state of the government of CWCville is largely formed by Chris's attempts to maintain control over his life. When [[BILLY MAYS]] was proclaimed mayor of CWCville,<ref>[[Julie Reveals Herself]]</ref> Chris was quick to rebut this, declaring himself as mayor-for-life.<ref name="GuruLarry" /> The horrendous state of the city's judicial system as seen in ''Sonichu'' #10 was Chris's desperate attempt to get the last laugh over [[Asperchu|Alec Benson Leary]] and the Asperpedia Four as they were able to force Chris to change the world of the comic.

Because Chris's views on himself has changed from a simple mayor to [[CPU Blue Heart|an omnipotent deity]], he has altered the scope of this coping mechanism accordingly, from CWCville to [[C-197|an entire dimension]].

====Nostalgia====
{{main|Chris and nostalgia}}
{{quote|I have have been looking forward to this r-reunion... since the senior prom, where at the end of that slideshow... it said "See you in ten years flguh the reunion". The reunion hasn't happened yet. And it HAS to happen. It was basically promised... not only to me, but to everyone who was at that prom.|Chris, explaining why he is entitled to a reunion to relive the good-ol'-days.<ref>[[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW]]</ref>}}

Nostalgia is a wishful longing for the past. While many people experience feelings of nostalgia, and use it as a reaction to stress,<ref>{{w|Nostalgia#Improve mood}}</ref> only a few base their entire [[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles|adult life]] on it, and Chris is one of them.

One example on Chris's over-reliance on nostalgia is his views on his time at [[Manchester High School]]. Chris views his high-school days with envy, portraying it as the happiest period in his life. Because of this, he has tried to stage a reunion twice. The first time was in the video [[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW]], while the second time was from August to October 2013. At the same time, his renewed interest in Manchester High culminated in the creation of a [[Lego]] [[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013|effigy of the school]]. Within a few days of showing off the creation, however, Chris was faced with the revelation that the people he considered his [[gal pals]] had only tolerated Chris out of pity.<ref>[[October 2013 Facebook Posts#Reality Comes Knocking]]</ref> Devastated, Chris silently gave up any plans of a reunion, and instead plunged himself deeper into his Lego Manchester High creation.

====Extended hiatuses====
{{main|Chris and the Internet#Attempts to leave the Internet|Saga#Dark Ages (20 March 2010 to 3 September 2014)}}
{{quote|Fuck you most, and fuck you, social sites like MySpace and Facebook! I'm out.|Chris bids farewell to the internet... [[100 2357.MOV|for the sixth time.]]}}

Years ago, it wasn't uncommon for Chris to temporarily leave the internet in reaction to stress. When he did so, he would stop uploading videos and working on the comics for a brief period of time, usually a week. This is a common reaction to trolling, and it is known amongst trolling circles as "flouncing."

Chris first major hiatus brought about by stress was after [[Blanca Weiss]] dumped him. During [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008|the video in which he commented]] on the breakup, he was visibly depressed, lying on his side for the entire video. He stated that the trolls had made him "crash into slumber" and sighed frequently. After uploading the video, Chris went silent for a week, and it took a Q&A video to get Chris uploading again. Throughout March 2009, Chris had expressed increasing amounts of stress towards [[Clyde Cash]]. This culminated in the video "[[YouTube Finale]]," in which Chris announced that he was leaving the internet. Although this only lasted a week, it would set a precedent for Chris's activities throughout 2010. During this time, Chris, who by then was seeking the advice of [[Rocky Shoemaker]], would announce his exile from the internet ''four'' times in the span of two months, with causes ranging from [[The Wallflower|another failed attempt at getting a girlfriend]], to the [[100 2188|loss of]] [[100 2189|the CWCipedia]], to [[6 June 2010|his troubles with Michael Snyder]]. After the [[6 June 2010]] video, Chris would not make any more finale videos for a few months. However, on 22 November 2010 Jackie called Chris out on his numerous flaws, causing Chris to [[100 2357.MOV|leave the internet a sixth time]]. This would be the longest Chris went without uploading videos at the time, lasting about eight months until the [[Calling Out]] videos.

On 7 September 2011, [[Bob Chandler]] passed away, and [[28 October 2011|a month later]], Chris was arrested on charges of attempted vehicular manslaughter. This caused Chris so much stress that he wouldn't upload any videos for [[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013|two years]], and even then he wouldn't resume regular uploads until [[Thank You from Christine Chandler|October 2015]].

====Delusions of godhood====
{{main|Messiah complex}}
{{quote|Chris Chan Sonichu is watching over you.|Chris to a divorced woman, 11 June 2020<ref>[[June 2020 social media posts#CPU Blue Heart aids a divorcee]]</ref>}}

Thanks to interactions with the [[Idea Guys]] and a plethora of [[enablers]], Chris believes that he is a deity known as the [[CPU Blue Heart]], and that he is the key to an event known as the [[Dimensional Merge]], where our dimension and the dimension of the ''Sonichu'' comic will combine. He believes that once the Dimensional Merge happens, he will have access to his money in CWCville and will thus be able to end the Financhu Crisis.<ref>[[October 2018 social media posts#Needing money from merge]]</ref>

One example of Chris invoking his delusions of godhood occurred in [[December 2019]], when he discovered that [[ProjectSNT]] uploaded redesigns of the [[Chaotic Combo]]. Her redesign of [[Wild Sonichu]] particularly irked Chris, and he, already bogged down with a UTI infection, completely shut down, posting semi-incoherent tweets on 7 December. <ref>[[December 2019 social media posts#UTI, Chris has]]</ref> A few days later, however, Chris declared that the reason he got "triggered" by it was because of "a disturbance in their Dungeons & Dragons-like home dimension of CS-89."

===Minor coping mechanisms===
These coping mechanisms, while still noteworthy, are used less frequently than the above.

===Stress sigh===
{{quote|Stop sighing so much.|[[Father Call|Kacey's father]]}}

[[Image:48-Mimmbo Bo Boruto Card.jpg|thumb|170px|[[Stress]] makes you sigh a lot, apparently.]]
Initially an unconscious coping mechanism, Chris has made habit of sighing loudly while under duress in an effort to gain sympathy. Chris has used it in conversation to discourage further unwanted scrutiny, or to express disapproval at having his desires deferred. The places where Chris would sigh while speaking in person are noted in all of his written communication with "*sigh*."

The term "stress sigh" is presumed to originate from [[PVCC (message board)|PVCC]], due to the strong connection in Chris between sighing and stress. Chris refers to the stress sigh as only a "sigh," suggesting that to him the link between sighing and stress is implicit.{{clear}}

====Hedgehog-defensive state====
[[File:TooManyGamesJustinphoto2.jpg|thumb|150px|Chris performing the hedgehog-defensive state.]]

{{quote|I went full Hedgehog Defensive and let my quills keep others back. It Hurts|Chris, 19 April 2018.<ref name="TooManyGames">[[April 2019 social media posts#Hedgehog-defensive state]]</ref>}}

While being kicked out of the 2018 [[TooManyGames]] convention for making unwanted physical contact with other event attendees, stress forced Chris to create the '''hedgehog-defensive state'''.<ref>[[TooManyGames#Personal space talk]]</ref> Instead of leaving the con, he curled up into a ball on the floor and imagined he had hedgehog quills to keep the "meanies" away, eventually being escorted off of the premises by security.<ref name="TooManyGames" /> He also blamed the [[trolls]] and an event coordinator for causing the stressful situation. It's implied that this is a replacement for the pepper spray he used on [[26 December 2014]].

{{clear}}

====Body swapping====
{{main|Spirit possession}}
{{quote|Firstly and Mainly: Mama (your Chris Chan Sonichu of this Dimension 1218) and I had swapped bodies in the morning hours of March 31, 2020.|Sonichu's declaration to the world, 15 April 2020<ref name = "SonichuSwap">[[April 2020 social media posts#Chris body swaps with Sonichu to cope with missing BABScon]]</ref>}}

One effect of Chris's belief that he is a deity is the belief that he can swap his soul with someone else's. When BABScon was cancelled due to the [[COVID-19]] pandemic, Chris resorted to LARPing as [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] in order to deal with this.<ref name = "SonichuSwap /> He would continue this shtick for ten months until giving it up. <ref>[[February 2021 social media posts#Chris comes back from being possessed by Sonichu]]</ref>

Chris also used [[Pokémon#Mewtwo|Mewtwo]] to manhandle a troll that questioned Chris's supposed control over the Dimensional Merge.<ref>[[May 2020 social media posts#Anti-Protoman sperging]]</ref>.

{{clear}}

==References==
<references />

{{Chris and}}
{{Health}}

[[Category:Things Chris hates]]
[[Category:Chris and...]]

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{{quote|Stress hinders the emotions and physical abilities as swiftly as a bullet.|Chris, equating stress with [[Sonichu Special 4|being shot]]<ref>[[IRC (20 January 2009)]]</ref>}}
{{Quote|I Really feel like I should be reeled into my Poke Ball and stored in the PC a while.|Chris after finding out that [[Rosechu]] had a [[pickle]] all along<ref>[[December 2017 Facebook posts]]</ref>}}
[[Image:Stress.jpg|thumb|right|Chris in stressed mode.]]

'''Stress''' is the bane of [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]]'s existence.

After [[high school]], Chris had to face the fact that he couldn't blame his shortcomings on his [[autism]]. Thus, he began to use "stress" as an excuse. However, it's assumed that Chris is probably confusing "stress" with {{w|Depression (mood)|depression}} or anxiety, refusing to admit that he is in fact, unhappy with his current situation. Given the intensely sheltered lifestyle his parents provided for him well into his twenties, it is highly unlikely Chris ever experienced any form of intense anxiety or pressure that would give him severe psychological and physical effects, apart from his consistent paranoia over getting [[trolls|trolled]] and, in recent years, the [[Financhu Crisis]]. He is, however, prescribed medicine for this "stress". Since Chris tends to exaggerate everything, anything that makes him feel remotely uncomfortable is classified to him as a stressor.

In his prime, under the effects of "stress" Chris typically posted videos without his [[Pedo-Glasses|glasses]] and talked in a more meek voice. It is during these periods that Chris would opt to remove himself from the [[Chris and the Internet|Internet]] for brief period, and then come back feeling refreshed, rejuvenated and given a new resolve to finish [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']] or his [[Love Quest]]. This is most likely due to his autistic regenerative abilities that make sure that [[Heart level|his heart]] never goes below 0% and into the negatives. In recent years, Chris has sought other ways to alleviate his stress, [[Dimensional Merge|some of which]] causing irreparable damage to his psyche.

==Causes of stress==
[[File:ComicTBCont.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's message in the comics whenever <s>his laziness</s> stress gets the better of him.]]
Seeing that much of Chris's adult life has been defined by his dealings with [[trolls]], it's no surprise that trolls are the primary source of his stress. As early as 31 December 2008, Chris has admitted that he received stress from his internet fame.<ref name="IRC2008">[[IRC (31 December 2008)]]</ref>

Chris also has [[Financhu Crisis|heavy financial problems]], which became such a focus for Chris in 2016 that he barely did anything else that year except for begging on the internet for money.

A fair amount of Chris's stress comes from things he held irrational hatred for at any point in his life, specifically his former hatred of [[homos|homosexuals]]. This was used to the trolls's advantage [[Gay 4 Sonichu|several]] [[CWCipedia#CWCipedia advertisements|times]].

Back in the days of his [[Love Quest]], his failures at getting a [[boyfriend-free girl]] gave him stress. He would call himself a "[[virgin with rage]]," and would constantly try to touch or otherwise act sexual towards women he knew, such as [[Megan]].<ref>[[Megan Emails, 2008]]</ref><ref>[[Mimms and Lucas Q&A#Chris and Megan]]</ref> Chris claimed that his hormonal stress was so great that he drew [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] just so he could stop himself from sexually assaulting Megan.

The biggest upset to Chris's life since his discovery is arguably the death of his father, [[Bob Chandler]], from heart failure in 2011. Although [[28 October 2011|other factors]] also played a part, Chris's internet activity slowed to a crawl, with him choosing mostly to post on Facebook. The [[Destruction of Chris's House|destruction of]] [[14 Branchland Court]] by fire in January 2014, and the aftermath, was another major event in Chris's life that he cited as stressful.<ref>[[December 2014 Facebook Posts#The Hatred of Sonic's Arms: The Backstory]]</ref>

Chris has often claimed to have gotten stress from stressors that others would consider trivial. Most of the time they end up showing off Chris's [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocrisy]], as he gets upset over habits and actions that he practices. For example, in the same IRC Chat where Chris discussed his internet fame, he also stated that he received stress when Bob didn't wash his hands, even through Chris himself isn't a [[Chris and health#Hygiene|hygienic person]].<ref name="IRC2008" />

==Effects of stress==
{{quote|Stress from losing friends... Stress at home... Today... My blood pressure is up; feeling real dizzy and faint.|Chris, 27 August 2013<ref>[[August 2013 Facebook Posts#Losing Friends]]</ref>}}

One does not need to be a expert physician to know that this much stress has had negative effects on Chris's health, especially since he doesn't have a proper way to deal with it (as discussed below.)

For one thing, stress has caused even more damage to Chris's wellbeing than his [[Chris and health|lifestyle already has]]. In August 2013, as seen in the quote above, Chris indicated through Facebook that his stress was beginning to take a toll on his health. Stress is also one of the primary causes of Chris's [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|incontinence]].<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009]]</ref><ref>[[Jackie Chat 9]]</ref>

However, just as Chris has used his [[autism]] as an excuse for practically every inconvenience he causes, it comes to no surprise that Chris is also willing to use stress in the same way. For example, Chris has claimed that stress from dealing with trolls drawing Rosechu with a [[pickle|penis]] and calling him gay caused him to draw the hardcore sex scene from [[Sonichu 8| ''Sonichu #8]],<ref>[[Mailbag 42#It's called an art style|Mailbag #42]]</ref> when in reality anyone can tell you that it was because of Chris's overenthusiastic desire to assert his straightness. Chris used a similar excuse towards Megan when she confronted him for drawing [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]], and that ultimately made things worse.<ref>[[Megan emails, 2008#Chris continues bothering her about ED again]]</ref> Most infamously, Chris has often cited stress as the reason why he doesn't add anything to the ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' comic,<ref>[[Jackie Chat 3]]</ref><ref>[[DrainedCreativity]]</ref> a claim that many observers view skeptically, given Chris's lack of any real responsibilities ([[Chris and work#Chris hates chores|and his refusal to commit to the few responsibilities he ''does'' have]]).

==Coping mechanisms==
{{main|Chris and coping}}

Over the years, Chris has developed a wide variety of ways to deal with stress.

===Major coping mechanisms===

====The ''Sonichu'' comic====
{{quote|I'm still the mayor of Cwcville. There is no elections.|Chris in an interview, refusing to concede victory to an [[BILLY MAYS|infomercial spokesman]].<ref name="GuruLarry">[[Chris-chan Discusses...#Chris-chan Discusses... BILLY MAYS]]</ref>}}
From the beginning of the [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu comic]], Chris has dealt with stress by rewriting stressful events in his life to glorify him. The Sub-Episodes of the first four issues were based on real experiences that Chris had with [[Jerkops|security]] and [[Bagget|law enforcement]]. The initial primary villain of the comic, [[Mary Lee Walsh]], was Chris way of getting revenge on the former dean of student affairs at PVCC for preventing him from [[Attraction Sign|soliciting sex]], while her partner in crime, [[Count Graduon]], was a representation of Chris's negative feelings regarding his graduation.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 7]]</ref> Almost everyone of his trolls that wasn't a [[gal-pal]] was rewritten into a cartoonish villain that barely put up a fight. For years, CWCville served as a place where Chris word was absolute.

Because of ''Sonichu's'' status as Chris's go-to coping mechanism for dealing with stress in the past, he has gone to great lengths to prevent outside interference. Because of this, the dystopian state of the government of CWCville is largely formed by Chris's attempts to maintain control over his life. When [[BILLY MAYS]] was proclaimed mayor of CWCville,<ref>[[Julie Reveals Herself]]</ref> Chris was quick to rebut this, declaring himself as mayor-for-life.<ref name="GuruLarry" />

Because Chris's views on himself has changed from a simple mayor to [[CPU Blue Heart|an omnipotent deity]], he has altered the scope of this coping mechanism accordingly, from CWCville to [[C-197|an entire dimension]].

====Nostalgia====
{{main|Chris and nostalgia}}
{{quote|I have have been looking forward to this r-reunion... since the senior prom, where at the end of that slideshow... it said "See you in ten years flguh the reunion". The reunion hasn't happened yet. And it HAS to happen. It was basically promised... not only to me, but to everyone who was at that prom.|Chris, explaining why he is entitled to a reunion to relive the good-ol'-days.<ref>[[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW]]</ref>}}

Nostalgia is a wishful longing for the past. While many people experience feelings of nostalgia, and use it as a reaction to stress,<ref>{{w|Nostalgia#Improve mood}}</ref> only a few base their entire [[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles|adult life]] on it, and Chris is one of them.

One example on Chris's over-reliance on nostalgia is his views on his time at [[Manchester High School]]. Chris views his high-school days with envy, portraying it as the happiest period in his life. Because of this, he has tried to stage a reunion twice. The first time was in the video [[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW]], while the second time was from August to October 2013. At the same time, his renewed interest in Manchester High culminated in the creation of a [[Lego]] [[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013|effigy of the school]]. Within a few days of showing off the creation, however, Chris was faced with the revelation that the people he considered his [[gal pals]] had only tolerated Chris out of pity.<ref>[[October 2013 Facebook Posts#Reality Comes Knocking]]</ref> Devastated, Chris silently gave up any plans of a reunion, and instead plunged himself deeper into his Lego Manchester High creation.

====Extended hiatuses====
{{main|Chris and the Internet#Attempts to leave the Internet|Saga#Dark Ages (20 March 2010 to 3 September 2014)}}
{{quote|Fuck you most, and fuck you, social sites like MySpace and Facebook! I'm out.|Chris bids farewell to the internet... [[100 2357.MOV|for the sixth time.]]}}

Years ago, it wasn't uncommon for Chris to temporarily leave the internet in reaction to stress. When he did so, he would stop uploading videos and working on the comics for a brief period of time, usually a week. This is a common reaction to trolling, and it is known amongst trolling circles as "flouncing."

Chris first major hiatus brought about by stress was after [[Blanca Weiss]] dumped him. During [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008|the video in which he commented]] on the breakup, he was visibly depressed, lying on his side for the entire video. He stated that the trolls had made him "crash into slumber" and sighed frequently. After uploading the video, Chris went silent for a week, and it took a Q&A video to get Chris uploading again. Throughout March 2009, Chris had expressed increasing amounts of stress towards [[Clyde Cash]]. This culminated in the video "[[YouTube Finale]]," in which Chris announced that he was leaving the internet. Although this only lasted a week, it would set a precedent for Chris's activities throughout 2010. During this time, Chris, who by then was seeking the advice of [[Rocky Shoemaker]], would announce his exile from the internet ''four'' times in the span of two months, with causes ranging from [[The Wallflower|another failed attempt at getting a girlfriend]], to the [[100 2188|loss of]] [[100 2189|the CWCipedia]], to [[6 June 2010|his troubles with Michael Snyder]]. After the [[6 June 2010]] video, Chris would not make any more finale videos for a few months. However, on 22 November 2010 Jackie called Chris out on his numerous flaws, causing Chris to [[100 2357.MOV|leave the internet a sixth time]]. This would be the longest Chris went without uploading videos at the time, lasting about eight months until the [[Calling Out]] videos.

On 7 September 2011, [[Bob Chandler]] passed away, and [[28 October 2011|a month later]], Chris was arrested on charges of attempted vehicular manslaughter. This caused Chris so much stress that he wouldn't upload any videos for [[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013|two years]], and even then he wouldn't resume regular uploads until [[Thank You from Christine Chandler|October 2015]].

====Delusions of godhood====
{{main|Messiah complex}}
{{quote|Chris Chan Sonichu is watching over you.|Chris to a divorced woman, 11 June 2020<ref>[[June 2020 social media posts#CPU Blue Heart aids a divorcee]]</ref>}}

Thanks to interactions with the [[Idea Guys]] and a plethora of [[enablers]], Chris believes that he is a deity known as the [[CPU Blue Heart]], and that he is the key to an event known as the [[Dimensional Merge]], where our dimension and the dimension of the ''Sonichu'' comic will combine. He believes that once the Dimensional Merge happens, he will have access to his money in CWCville and will thus be able to end the Financhu Crisis.<ref>[[October 2018 social media posts#Needing money from merge]]</ref>

One example of Chris invoking his delusions of godhood occurred in [[December 2019]], when he discovered that [[ProjectSNT]] uploaded redesigns of the [[Chaotic Combo]]. Her redesign of [[Wild Sonichu]] particularly irked Chris, and he, already bogged down with a UTI infection, completely shut down, posting semi-incoherent tweets on 7 December. <ref>[[December 2019 social media posts#UTI, Chris has]]</ref> A few days later, however, Chris declared that the reason he got "triggered" by it was because of "a disturbance in their Dungeons & Dragons-like home dimension of CS-89."

===Minor coping mechanisms===
These coping mechanisms, while still noteworthy, are used less frequently than the above.

===Stress sigh===
{{quote|Stop sighing so much.|[[Father Call|Kacey's father]]}}

[[Image:48-Mimmbo Bo Boruto Card.jpg|thumb|170px|[[Stress]] makes you sigh a lot, apparently.]]
Initially an unconscious coping mechanism, Chris has made habit of sighing loudly while under duress in an effort to gain sympathy. Chris has used it in conversation to discourage further unwanted scrutiny, or to express disapproval at having his desires deferred. The places where Chris would sigh while speaking in person are noted in all of his written communication with "*sigh*."

The term "stress sigh" is presumed to originate from [[PVCC (message board)|PVCC]], due to the strong connection in Chris between sighing and stress. Chris refers to the stress sigh as only a "sigh," suggesting that to him the link between sighing and stress is implicit.{{clear}}

====Hedgehog-defensive state====
[[File:TooManyGamesJustinphoto2.jpg|thumb|150px|Chris performing the hedgehog-defensive state.]]

{{quote|I went full Hedgehog Defensive and let my quills keep others back. It Hurts|Chris, 19 April 2018.<ref name="TooManyGames">[[April 2019 social media posts#Hedgehog-defensive state]]</ref>}}

While being kicked out of the 2018 [[TooManyGames]] convention for making unwanted physical contact with other event attendees, stress forced Chris to create the '''hedgehog-defensive state'''.<ref>[[TooManyGames#Personal space talk]]</ref> Instead of leaving the con, he curled up into a ball on the floor and imagined he had hedgehog quills to keep the "meanies" away, eventually being escorted off of the premises by security.<ref name="TooManyGames" /> He also blamed the [[trolls]] and an event coordinator for causing the stressful situation. It's implied that this is a replacement for the pepper spray he used on [[26 December 2014]].

{{clear}}

====Body swapping====
{{main|Spirit possession}}
{{quote|Firstly and Mainly: Mama (your Chris Chan Sonichu of this Dimension 1218) and I had swapped bodies in the morning hours of March 31, 2020.|Sonichu's declaration to the world, 15 April 2020<ref name = "SonichuSwap">[[April 2020 social media posts#Chris body swaps with Sonichu to cope with missing BABScon]]</ref>}}

One effect of Chris's belief that he is a deity is the belief that he can swap his soul with someone else's. When BABScon was cancelled due to the [[COVID-19]] pandemic, Chris resorted to LARPing as [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] in order to deal with this.<ref name = "SonichuSwap /> He would continue this shtick for ten months until giving it up. <ref>[[February 2021 social media posts#Chris comes back from being possessed by Sonichu]]</ref>

Chris also used [[Pokémon#Mewtwo|Mewtwo]] to manhandle a troll that questioned Chris's supposed control over the Dimensional Merge.<ref>[[May 2020 social media posts#Anti-Protoman sperging]]</ref>.

{{clear}}

==References==
<references />

{{Chris and}}
{{Health}}

[[Category:Things Chris hates]]
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Da update/Archive:March 2009

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{{Delete|there is no real need for this page since [[March 2009]] fulfills the same purpose.}}

===30 March 2009===
Chris uploads three new videos. [[Take that Page DOWN NOW!]], [[Secret Weapon]] and [[YouTube Finale]].

===29 March 2009===
Chris sings the [[Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora|farting song]].

===28 March 2009===
Chris [[Chris Sings Lovin' You|sings "Lovin' You"]] by Minnie Ripperton for [[Ivy]] and shows that he has clearly lost his fucking mind.

===27 March 2009===
In a new video, Chris goes completely plonkers at Clyde Cash. He shouts his lungs out, and threatens to call the police. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-LgkC1856A]

===27 March 2009===
Christian posts the [[ Tour of Christian's House]] on Youtube.

He also posts [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009|a new video]] where he threatens anyone who fucks with him.

===26 March 2009===
Chris posts a [[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero|music video]] for Ivy, with remarkable departures from his previous videos, such as video edits, unified song in the background, and more. Furthermore, the images shown in the comic, featuring [[Clyde Cash]] as a villain, may be from [[Sonichu 9]].

===24 March 2009===
Chris posts a [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adBazn09OUc mysterious video] which is deleted within minutes. Based on [http://krapplekomputerkompany.com/cwc/?reply=1392 this Krapple Komputer Kompany] thread, this is a maverick troll who is the first not to be associated with [[PVCC (message board)|PVCC]]. The video is related posted by Chris [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rF_wcu8IVaY here].

===19 March 2009===
The Pickle Man tricks Chris and steals his date. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sT4zdm2IH_Q]

===18 March 2009===
New video. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxO-aSPlts0&feature=channel_page]

===16 March===
Christian posts two new videos, apologizing [[Apology to Emily|to Emily]] and the people at [[Apology to Game & Hobby Place|the Game Place]].

===13 March 2009===
Chris [[CWC Callout for Miss Emily and Stephanie|calls out for Miss Emily and Stephanie]], presumably two hopeful new [[sweethearts]] which may cause Chris to bring his [[love quest]] back on the Internet.

Some argue that it's a [[User:LadyCameron|trap]] designed to get those two trolls v& by Chris's parents.

===10 March 2009===

Chris uploads a [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 10th, 2009|new video]] in which he reads passages from Leviticus that support his case against homos. He also announces that he has ceased using the internet to further his Love Quest and will instead be courting women in real life using knowledge gained from John Tesh and a book written by a nine-year-old boy. He then questions the nine-year-old's assertion that men have to do all the work in approaching girls--effectively proving that Chris has less game than a third grader. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFJjZPiRhro]

===04 March 2009===

Christian uploads two new videos giving his side of the story in the audio released on March 3. He announces that he isn't planning to wear his medallion anymore (because he destroyed it and stuck the pieces in his ass) and that he is still the rightful mayor of [[CWCville]] despite verbally ceding power to [[Billy Mays]]. He also claims that [[BlueSpike]] is responsible for sonichuandrosechu.com going down and implores his fans to help him get the site back. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLkAY8xK94Y] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieZp9_Yyk7s] Apparently still not realising YouTube is forever, within 24 hours Chris deleted the video where he explained how [[BlueSpike]] made him shove the medallion up his arse.

===03 March 2009===

[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]'s Chris-Chan page presents an alleged newspaper article claiming that Christian has committed suicide, leading to rampant speculation about Chris's fate. Total morons are invited to employ the basic deductive reasoning skills that Chris failed to use when determining whether [[Ryan Cash]], [[Sarah Jackson]], and [[PandaHalo]] actually died.

Meanwhile, audio has surfaced in which Christian endures humiliations from [[Max]] to protect his PlayStation Network account and to gain an opportunity to visit [[Julie]], only to learn that Julie and Max are both imaginary characters concocted by trolls.

===01 March 2009===
[[Image:Postcard from Ebaums.jpg|thumb|right|200px|"Just gonna look away, meow...don't get involved...]]
It is rumored that Chris' parents have confiscated his [[webcam]]/[[PSEye]] and microphone after an anonymous troll sent [[Bob Chandler|his father]] several postcards in an envelope that contained screencaps of [http://s733.photobucket.com/albums/ww332/DannyMothman/ Chris' CWC-ikigate sex tape].
 
 
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Conspiracy theories

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[[File:Freestyle Dance With Me, For Our World!.mp400001.png|thumb|200px|Chris wearing a tinfoil hat to prevent the man from reading his mind.<ref>[[Freestyle Dance With Me, For Our World!]]</ref>]]

A '''conspiracy theory''' is a belief that a secret, powerful, evil organization is responsible for an event. Among the many issues faced by [[Chris]] in his perception of [[reality]], his tendency towards conspiracy theories is the one that has caused him the most trouble. Chris views the fact of his own life through the lens of his [[Chris and his ego|huge, cloying ego]], and as such believes that anyone who prevents him from getting what he wants is only interested in [[Kick the Autistic|being mean to him]] for its own sake, something to which neither he nor his parents take kindly.

When no culprit responsible for his unhappiness is visible, Chris prefers to accuse unseen hands of plotting against him- even years after [[Trolls#The Miscreants|actual conspirators]] stopped trolling him.

==Conspiracies Chris ACTUALLY BELIEVES==

Chris believes that he was intentionally [[Honor roll|infected]] with [[autism]] by his doctor. Anyone who hinders Chris's [[Love Quest]] is part of an effort to "[[Virginia is for Virgins|make true love illegal]]", either in [[Virginia]] or nationwide.<ref>[[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu'' #4]]</ref><ref>[[CWC Blog#10 March 2010]]</ref> This choice of words suggests that Chris thinks he is entitled to a girlfriend, and that people are attempting to take legal action to deprive him of this alleged right.

Chris blamed his inability to find guests to a sporting event on efforts by the [[Greene County]] school board to deprive him of friends; including conspiracy with realtors to keep him in [[Ruckersville]] and with [[Michael Snyder]] to keep him out of his [[The GAMe PLACe|favorite hangout]].<ref>[[100 2178]]</ref>

When Chris was active on the [[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia]] forum, he revealed that he shares his parents' insane beliefs about the GAMe PLACe's position in troll hierarchy. Most notably, he claimed that Michael Snyder was hiding a criminal scandal because the owner of the Place (as well as three other associated hobby stores) is a convicted sex offender. He also tried to argue that the store itself is in violation of the law, simply because it is close to a public school and owned by a sex offender who is never actually there. Ironically enough, acting like a sex offender is one of the many things that got Chris banned from the store in the first place. Chris would eventually accuse Michael Snyder himself of being a child molester, going as far as to accuse him of molesting his own daughter.<ref>[[Calling Out "Alec Benson Leary" - Christopher]]</ref> In case you've forgotten, Snyder once chased Chris down after he (unintentionally) took candid photographs of the same daughter Chris accused him of molesting.

Three years after being banned from the [[TooManyGames]] convention (on [[TooManyGames#Kicked out|''very'' legitimate premises]]), Chris mentioned his belief that the event coordinator had been with the trolls the entire time, and his ban had been the result of a setup.<ref>[[June 2021 social media posts#Chris blames the TooManyGames incident on the trolls again]]</ref>

==Likely Origins and Reinforcement==

Chris's tendencies towards these sorts of thoughts may spiral back to two people: [[Bob Chandler|Robert]] and [[Barbara Chandler]]. A phone call between his parents and [[Matthew Noble call|a GAMe PLACe employee]] revealed a number of things; most importantly, it illustrated that they believe Chris's entire trolling began as a conspiracy between Michael Snyder, [[Megan Schroeder]], and a number of potential [[homosexual]]s to "terrorize", "torment", and "persecute" Chris for being autistic, going so far as to believe they broke into Chris's credit card account and tried to [[Chris and money|ruin his credit]]. Considering how readily and fervently these beliefs were held by his parents, it is sadly little wonder that Chris thinks the same way.

The most telling evidence of Chris's belief that anyone who doesn't agree with him is a 'damn dirty [[troll]]' is the case of his [[white knights]]. Despite their attempts to offer constructive critique on his [[Chris and art|art]], warn Chris of [[Julie|potential trolling attempts]] and even plead with him to seek help, they have all fallen on deaf ears. There have even been cases where [[Clyde Cash|trolls]] [[Father Call|themselves]] [[Alec Benson Leary|would]] respectfully point out what Chris is doing wrong in life. However, as is the rule with Chris, these people were not telling him what ''he'' wanted to hear, and were therefore ignored.

==See also==
* [[Chris and reality]]
* [[Chris and his ego]]

==References==
<references/>

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Sonichu Balls

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[[Image:Sb3.jpg|thumb|right|The seven balls.]]
[[File:128-CChanMegagi.jpg|thumb|[[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] and [[Megagi La Skunk]] pose with their balls out.]]
The '''Sonichu Balls''' are seven {{w|Plot device|plot coupons}} resembling [[Pokémon|Poké Balls]] that the heroes of ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' aim to collect. They also seem to have elements taken from the [[Chaos Emeralds]] and the [[Dragon Ball|Dragon Balls]].

In the [[Official Videobooks]] Chris begins to refer to them as '''[[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|"Sonichu Crystals"]]''', presumably to quell all the balls jokes. Still, the story's still about a group of guys leaving their women behind as they all go out to look for multicolored crystals together. He also calls them "'''Sonichu Ball Crystals'''" from time to time, rendering the whole endeavor pointless.

Chris [[retroactive continuity in Sonichu|retconned]] the Balls ''yet again'' in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], where they became "'''Chaotic Crystals'''". This further cemented their status as [[Things Chris has ripped off|rip-offs of Chaos Emeralds]].

They are not to be confused with [[S-Chu Ball|S-Chu Balls]], although Chris added to the confusion when he called them "'''S-Chu Crystal Balls'''" in 2020.
==Origin==
As revealed on the [[CWCipedia]]<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#Slaweel_and_Graduon_Entraps_Crystal.2FNaitsirch_Transforms http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#Slaweel_and_Graduon_Entraps_Crystal.2FNaitsirch_Transforms]</ref>, the Sonichu Balls were created by the same [[rainbow]] that was unleashed by [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]]'s creation, going all the way back to [[Sonichu chronology#1900|1900]], trapping it inside a Ancient Tablet in the land of [[RuleCWC]].

According to [[Darkbind Sonichu]], the Sonichu Balls were unleashed from an ancient tablet by the evil wizard [[Clawdorf]]. Clawdorf used the power to curse Darkbind's [[gal pal|gal-pal]] [[Zelina Rosechu]] into a magic sleep. In the process, however, Clawdorf was turned to stone, leaving Darkbind to gather the Sonichu Balls and use them to break the curse. How Darkbind knows this will work, and why the Sonichu Balls were scattered throughout the world in the first place, are never explained.

==Summary==

{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Image
!Color
! Introduced
! Location
!Recovered by
|-
|[[File:Sb1.jpg|80px]]
|Red & light blue
|[[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]]
|[[RuleCWC]]
| [[Darkbind Sonichu]], then taken by [[Magi-Chan]]
|-
|[[File:Sb2.jpg|80px]]
|Yellow
|[[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]]
|Unknown
|[[Magi-Chan]]
|-
|[[File:Sb4.jpg|80px]]
|Purple
|[[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]]
|Kay Jewelers store, [[CWCville Mall]]<ref>[http://www.kay.com/en/kaystore]</ref>
|Stolen by [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]] and [[Blake|Black Sonichu]], then taken by [[Bionic the Hedgehog]]
|-
|[[File:Sb5.jpg|80px]]
|White
|[[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]]
|Gym of [[Manchester High School]], [[1996]]
|[[Magi-Chan]], [[Sonichu]] and [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
|-
|[[File:Sb6.jpg|80px]]
|Blue
|[[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]
|An empty room in the [[4-cent_garbage.com|4-cent_garbage.com Building]], Clarksville, Tennessee
|[[Wild Sonichu]]
|-
|[[File:Sb7.jpg|80px]]
|Light green
|[[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]
|Five miles off the [[Virginia]] coastline
|[[Bubbles Rosechu]]
|-
|[[File:December25CrystalBall.jpg|80px]]
|Orange
|[[December 2020 social media posts#Seven Crystal Balls|December 2020 Tweet]]
| Manifested at the [[14 Branchland Court|temple of Chris-chan Sonichu]]
|[[Chris-chan Sonichu]]
|}

==Influences==

Like anything else in ''Sonichu'', the Sonichu Balls appear to be little more than a mish-mash of other people's ideas. The four most likely sources are as follows:

*Superficially, the Sonichu Balls most closely resemble Poké Balls, the red and white capsules used by [[Pokémon]] Trainers to keep their Pokémon in when they're not engaged in bloodsport.
*Each Sonichu Ball is a different color, reminiscent of the [[Chaos Emeralds]], seven multicolored jewels featured in the [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] video games.
*The search for the Sonichu Balls bears some resemblance to the [[Dragon Ball Z|Dragon Balls]], seven orange balls which, when gathered together summon a magic dragon who grants a wish. The Dragon Balls scatter after each wish, meaning they have to be tracked down again every time they're used, which might explain why the Sonichu Balls had to be located after Clawdorf unleashed them.
*The Zeo Crystals from the ''[[Power Rangers]]'' franchise, were sent into random places and times. but instead of Sonichu Balls being in a volcano or requiring some type of trial to get them, Sonichu Balls are convinently found somewhere in or around CWCville.

==Powers==

No one knew what the hell the Sonichu Balls were supposed to do.
[[Image:219-UltraSchuPose.jpg|right|thumb|200px|ULTRA SONICHU! (aka Down's Syndrome Sonichu)]]
Since they're essentially just stand-ins for the Chaos Emeralds, however, collecting them all gives Sonichu the power to transform temporarily into [[Ultra Sonichu]], Chris's long-hinted-at "super" form of [[Sonichu]]. However, there was no indication that this would happen in the series until it just kind of... did.

[[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|Reldnahc]] attempted to aim one of the Balls like a weapon, although he never got the chance to use it, so there's no telling what, if anything, it would have done.

For most of the series, the Sonichu Balls mostly just seem to screw people over. They turned [[Clawdorf]] to stone, glow at inappropriate times, and fling people into a "[[Time Void]]". For some reason, holding two of the Sonichu Balls caused Wild's invisibility power to konk out, and [[Blake]] got owned by [[Silvana]] because Bubbles was searching for another. It wouldn't have surprised anyone if they exploded or something once they were all in the same room. Instead they just turned Chris into slightly more of a Mary Sue.

''[[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]'' shows that [[homos|holding a Ball or two]] can at least increase [[Magi-Chan]]'s psychic powers enough for him to travel reliably through time, before finally being used for presumably their true purpose as [[Chaos Emeralds|Chaos Emerald]] ripoffs: transforming Sonichu into his [[Ultra Sonichu|Super Form]]. It also allows Chris to transform into his [[Collosal Chan|hobo form]].

Another curious property of the Sonichu Balls is that they can be absorbed into a person's arms. In the time void, the two Balls Chris holds enter his arms for no obvious reason (likely, just so Chris wouldn't have to draw them regularly). Later, Wild prays to the Sonichu Balls or something, and they disappear into his arms, enabling him to use his hands. After he escapes the [[4-cent_garbage.com]] Building, he says a silly rhyme to command the Balls to rematerialize. How he knows to do any of this is — yep, you guessed it — never explained. You'd almost think Chris didn't put very much thought into this storyline.

==Appearances==
===The search begins===

The Sonichu Balls would not be mentioned again until [[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]], when [[Magi-Chan]] theorizes that the combined power of all seven Sonichu Balls could free [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)]] from the [[Dark Mirror Hole]], based on the mirror's reaction to the one Sonichu Ball in their possession.

Magi-Chan never explains how he learned of the Sonichu Balls, or how he found the one in his possession. Nevertheless, the next several episodes of the series are dedicated to the [[Electric Hedgehog]]s' quest to hunt down the other six Balls. Magi-Chan suggests the seven Chaos Emeralds as a possible alternative, but this is never explored.

Since the Sonichu Balls glow when two or more of them are in proximity to each other, Magi-Chan discovers Darkbind's two Sonichu Balls during their conference in ''Sonichu'' #6. Coincidentally, a fourth happens to be in the Kay Jewelers store in [[CWCville Mall]], which is stolen almost immediately after Magi-Chan and Darkbind's balls are first revealed.

The thieves, [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]] and [[Black Sonichu]], use explosives in a daring daylight robbery. Reldnahc boasts that the Sonichu Ball will help him take over the world, and when Chris confronts him, he wields the Sonichu Ball as a weapon, threatening to finish Chris off. His attack is prevented by the timely ambush of [[Bionic the Hedgehog]], who recovers the Sonichu Ball and gives it to Chris. For those of you keeping score, that makes four Sonichu Balls out of seven recovered within 23 pages.

===Random locations===
The search continues in [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], when Magi-Chan uses one of the Balls in conjunction with his psychic powers to locate the fifth ball in [[Manchester High School]], but stuck in the recent past. Together with [[Sonichu]] and Chris, Magi-Chan leads an expedition back in time to [[Sonichu chronology#1996|1996]], when the Sonichu Ball materialized and hit Chris on his head the day he created Bionic the Hedgehog. Sort of like the apple hitting Isaac Newton, only with more fail.

After successfully retrieving the Sonichu Ball, the trio return to their own time, but Chris, holding his two Balls in his hands, is flung into the [[Time Void]], apparently propelled by some unexplained energy burst from the Sonichu Balls. Magi-Chan expresses confidence that Chris can be brought back, but is uncertain as to when or how.

In the meantime, Magi-Chan continues tracking down the remaining Sonichu Balls. He detects the sixth in the [[4-cent garbage.com|4-cent garbage.com Building]] in Clarksville, Tennessee, and dispatches [[Wild|Wild Sonichu]] to retrieve it while Sonichu and [[Rosechu]] meet with [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] to protest the [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris-Chan]] page. Wild sneaks into the building undetected, and discovers the Ball stored in an empty room. It is not explained how the 4-cent_garbage.com guys got a Sonichu Ball, what they intended to do with it, or even if they knew it was there at all.

The seventh Sonichu Ball is detected five miles off the [[Virginia]] coastline during [[CWCville]]'s Spring Break (which the characters observe despite none of them being in university), and Magi-Chan sends [[Bubbles]] to locate it. She recovers the Ball without incident and [[Angelica]] flies it back to CWCville Mall.

===Chris returns===

With the other five Sonichu Balls gathered in Christian's office, all that remains is for Chris himself to return from the [[Time Void]], along with the two Balls in his possession. At the end of [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]] Chris just falls out of the Time Void on his own without any incident.

===The Balls united===

After Chris spends thirty pages or so killing trolls, wasting time on plans and the like, Chris finally uses the damn things, transforming himself and Sonichu into [[Collosal Chan]] and [[Ultra Sonichu]]. Chris uses his power to just walk in and pull [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|his sister]] out of the Mirror without fanfare. Ultra Sonichu uses his power to wake up [[Zelina Rosechu]], who replies to her predicament with "Awww." The two reunite and fly to Minnesota and [[Asperchu|Alec Benson Leary's]] home, where Chris invades Alec's computer, deletes the Asperpedia, steals a dating sim and blows up his [[Hex Box]]. Ultra Sonichu, however, finds Asperchu and the Sonichu and Chaotic Combo of that universe and proceeds to use "Chaotic Remedy" to rid them of their personality (which he mistakes for Asperger's syndrome). Collosal Chris-Chan arrives to much fanfare and, after a brief battle with Metal Asperchu, does not much else with his God-like powers until he eventually confronts Mary Lee Walsh. As Sonichu was clearly able to defeat her in his normal form in the previous issue, but chose not to as it was Chris's right to defeat her, there's absolutely no point in Chris wasting his super form on this fight.

Darkbind seemed somewhat concerned at first that sharing his Balls with the others would endanger his plans for them. This suggests that the Sonichu Balls can only be used once, although this doesn't matter because Crystal is freed from the mirror and Zelina is revived with just one use of the Balls.

In [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]], it is revealed that after Chris was done running around as Colossal Chan, the energy from the Sonichu Balls depart from him. This causes the Sonichu Balls to shatter, creating [[Sonichite]].
===The eighth ball===
On [[Christmas]] Day 2020, Chris claimed that an eighth Sonichu Ball (which he called the "S-Chu Crystal Balls") had manifested at the temple of Chris Chan Sonichu, i.e. [[14 Branchland Court]]. The retconned history said that the Balls had existed "between [[1218]] and [[C-197]] [...] manifested from the Chaos Emerald energy from the [[Chaotic Rainbow]] of 2003, the seven of them were broken to make the [[Mega Stones]]."<ref>[[December 2020 social media posts]]</ref>
==See also==
*[[S-Chu Ball]]

==References==
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{{Sonichu}}

[[Category:Plot Devices]]

The High School Story

2021-06-23T02:00:20Z

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"'''The High School Story'''" is a piece of alternate reality fiction [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] authored on the [[CWCipedia]] as part of his backstory for the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]].

[[Image:carrie.jpg|thumb| Terrah LeAnne Yowman: ORIGINAL CHARACTER, DO NOT STEAL!]]
==Summary==
In it, Chris creates another [[Wikipedia:Mary Sue|Mary Sue]] persona, Terrah LeAnne Yowman ([[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|one gender-flipped Mary Sue]] wasn't enough for Chris), a high-functioning [[autism|autistic]] young lady with psychic powers. She is accused of being a [[homos|lesbian]] even though she is STRAIGHT, and all because [[Homos|she has more male friends]] than [[gal pal|gal-pals]], showing us that [[Honor roll|Chris has no idea how lesbians act in]] [[Chris and reality|real life]], and was [[Chris and his Ego|drawing inspiration from his own high school life]]. Despite supposedly being bullied, anyone who accuses her of lesbianism is beaten up by "a nearby homophobe". With little transition beyond establishing a [[JERKS|guy-pal]] with a suspiciously feminine name, Chris retells the story of his "[[Manchester High School#Seinor Prom|seinor prom]]" inexplicably fused with [[Manchester High School#Graduation|his graduation]].

Like Chris in his own real-life graduation, Terrah receives no special awards despite the [[Chris and his Ego#Unwarranted self-importance|high quality]] of [[Chris and art|her artwork]]. She reacts rather unreasonably by exploding the high school, killing everyone there. She is thereafter cursed to wander the halls for eternity, although how there even ''are'' halls for her to haunt is a bit of a mystery since she just annihilated the entire fucking building.

{{quote|PRAISE MY CREATIVITY!|Terrah LeAnne Yowman, AND NOT CHRIS AT HIS GRADUATION}}

==Text==
{{Quotebox|The High School used to be the respectable school, known as [[Manchester High School|Menchi-Nasu High]]. It was left behind and abandoned, because of lack of funds for that one school. Then the students left, and the "students" bummed around. There was an accident that happened at a [[Manchester_High_School#Seinor_Prom|Seinor Prom]] in [[1999]]; a [[autism|High-Functioning Autistic]] individual with Psychic Powers, [[Christian Weston Chandler|Terrah LeAnne Yowman]], roamed the halls with growing social outreachings; she had a number of good guy-pals, and a few [[gal pal|gal-pals]]. She was constantly ridiculed with being labeled a [[homos|Lesbian]], because she hung out with MORE DUDES Mutually.

She felt angry when she heard "Lesbian"; when called that, she would leave the bully [[Creepy stare|an intimidating glare]] with a purple glow from her green eyes. Then [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|soon after]], a [[Power|Strong]], [[Straight]] [[Homos|Homophobe]] would [[CWC Fighter|attack that bully]] with No Mercy; beat the crap out of that person.

Come her Seinor Prom in 1999, she asked her Best Guy-Pal, [[Tiffany Gowen|Tippanston Gowen]], to the Prom. And even though she felt nervous at first, he asked her to dance. She replied, "I have two left-feet." Still, he took her hand, and danced the night with her. She was most happy and in peace. Then after the last dance, he kissed her long and good. If she was still alive today, she would have been [[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW|anxiously waiting for the 2009 Reunion]] to return the favor of Gowen offering the Strong Autistic individual the best night of their life at the Prom.

Now, Terrah was a Great Artist, as she was well-known and well-praised in the number of Art Classes she took at Menchi-Nasu High.

Following the last dance, they had the Seinor Awards Ceremony; ALL the students stayed until the FINAL END of that night. Terrah got a Star-Pin for her Good Grades; that was the ONLY AWARD she would receive that night. She anxously awaited Awards for her Inspiring, Creative Artwork she had Hand-Painted, Carved, Molded, Drawn and all Media Taught to her, yet she received NO AWARDS FOR HER CREATIVITY. She felt distraught even when called out the passing of the ART AWARDS; Her Name was NOT SAID at all.

Only Few Left early enough to tell the tale, but AFTER the final award was passed, and during the FINAL DANCE, she was beside herself; feeling alone. In her Furious Rage in not being appreciated Creatively EVEN ONCE, she concentrated ALL HER PSYCHIC POWERS, SHOUTED "PRAISE MY CREATIVITY!", then a NOVA FLASH beamed from the Prom location, seen from as far as a Hundred Miles away. All that remained was Total Silence, Terrah's gown and Star Pin, and just nearby the gown, Tippanston's Dress Jacket, with a Wedding Ring in a box, and engraved in it, "To Terrah, My Sweetest, Most Creative Woman Ever. I Love You." Tippanston wanted to wait till he had brought her back home to propose, but sadly, he died with her that night.

Since then, Terrah haunted the halls of Menchi-Nasu High, drawing the Cheerleader Raccoon Character, [[Bionic the Hedgehog|Francine StripeCheer]], she had created from her freshman year as Varsity Cheerleader Manager. }}

==Analysis==
Chris, as always, fails to understand the differences in gender relations and perception in society, as while a man who hangs out with a lot of women as strictly friends will get called gay, a woman who hangs out with a lot of guys is more likely to be called a "[[Gal pal|tease]]" or a [[Tomgirl|tomboy]]. The only reasonable interaction in the story — a boy proposing to a girl on prom night, which is a melodramatic cliché but still happens in real life once in a while — is soured when one realizes "Tippanston" is meant to be a gender-flipped [[Tiffany Gowen]], a girl Chris knew from high school, which means he also still wants a [[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero|heroine fresh from the shop]] to rescue him from a world that doesn't appreciate his "[[Chris and art|art]]."

Perhaps this desire to be rescued is what prompted him to try out the gender-flip itself, as well: In heterosexual romantic relationships, it's generally the guy who is expected to initiate things by asking the girl out. Chris, however, given his [[noviophobia]], the [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]], and never having to work for anything in his life, would prefer to take the passive role. Therefore, he creates a female alter-ego, for whom this passiveness will hopefully be seen as more societally acceptable. Sadly, Terrah fares just as badly as Chris did and dies a [[virgin with rage]].

This story also confirms (again) that Chris is terrible at making up names, with "Tippanston" and "Francine StripeCheer" joining the ranks of [[Simonla]].

Interestingly, Francine StripeCheer is an analog to [[Bionic the Hedgehog|Bionic]], rather than Sonichu. Notice how Bionic the basketball-playing hedgehog was turned into [[Megagi La Skunk|a cheerleading raccoon]], as Chris is [[Women's rights|far too sexist]] to have a girl actually playing a sport.

Despite the inherently small framework of a short story, Chris still manages to make many continuity errors. In addition to the above-noted incomplete complete destruction of the school, it is also said that some students survived the hell sent hissyfit by leaving the prom early, despite it also being stated that all the attendees stayed till the "FINAL END". Chris also proposes two alternative futures had Terrah not lost her shit at the prom, which in context seem mutually exclusive; one in which she anxiously awaits the school reunion so she can ask Tippenston to dance to "return the favor", and another in which Tippanston proposes to Terrah after the prom (and she presumably accepts). Thus, even when Chris is writing about things that are hypothetical ''in-universe'', he still manages to screw it up.

The whole story is, of course, an obvious rip-off of the [[1976]] [[The Wallflower|Stephen King]] film ''[[Wikipedia:Carrie (film)|Carrie]]'', in which an unattractive young girl with budding telekinetic powers is bullied so severely that she ends up destroying her prom hall and killing hundreds. It has been suggested that Chris is too sheltered to have read the novel; it contains some intense and raw themes, rather, Chris has probably seen the movie. By no coincidence, the movie ''Carrie'' appeared in Chris's [[Netflix]] queue shortly before he wrote this story. Considering how Chris can equate the death of [[Patti Chandler|his dog]] to the death of [[Ryan Cash|a human being]], it's easy to think he would consider not getting an undeserved minor art award exactly as bad as (if not worse than) having swine's blood dumped on him and being ridiculed by his peers.

Oh, and also, this is one of the only stories not from the backwaters of [[4-Cent Garbage|4-chan]] to glorify a homophobe [[Kick the Autistic|beating the]] [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|shit]] out of people.

==Fan comic==
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==Fan videos==

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==See also==
*[[Things Chris has ripped off]]

{{Writings}}
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[[Category:Prose]]

Obesity

2021-06-23T00:15:43Z

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{{HealthDisclosure}}
{{quote|One more thing, [[Chris and reality|I AM NOT OVERWEIGHT!!!!!!!!!]]|Chris, lying to a [[white knight]]<ref>[[White knight emails]]</ref>}}
{{Quote|I do not feel good hearing remarks or comments that have relation to my gut.|Chris to [[Jackie]]<ref>[[Jackie Chat 6]]</ref>}}

[[Image:Ecp00066.jpg|thumb|[[List of Christian's edits to the CWCki#Christianchandler|Look at his "slender" figure.]]]]
[[Image:0839-MomDesi.JPG|thumb|The Atkins Diet apparently didn't work on [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]].]]
'''Obesity''' is perceived to be a worldwide epidemic, especially in the [[United States of America]], with about 73.6% of adults overweight and 42.5% obese.<ref>https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/fastats/obesity-overweight.htm ''CDC FastStats - Overweight Prevalence, 2017-2018''</ref>. This is especially apparent in the [[14 Branchland Court|Chandler home]], in which 100% of its current residents are fat: [[Chris]], [[Barbara]], and even [[Chandler Cats|their]] [[Clover and Snoopy|pets]].

Chris seems to be in denial about his own obesity. His denial is evidenced by the fact that he portrays himself as [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|a slim, barrel-chested hero]] in his [[Sonichu (comic)|comics]] and in [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]], when he describes himself as "fit as a fiddle". Furthermore, in his numerous dating profiles discovered by the trolls, he often lists himself as having an "athletic build" or at the very least having weight that is proportionate to his height.

Another example of this was when he created a character for his comics named [[Sammy]], whom Chris stated is based off him when he "temporary [sic] gained weight, became stupid, and went to watch television at ghost command", even though he has always been this way. Except, y'know, for the Ghost Command part. But [[Chris and reality|that's]] a whole other problem.

Further cementing his obesity, on 2 [[October 2011]], Chris's voluptuous manboobs won an award on [http://web.archive.org/web/20111003142847/http://www.manboobs.co.uk/submissions/manboob_of_the_month manboobs.co.uk].

==Exercise==
[[Image:Cwcspin.gif|thumb|Chris exercising.]]

Chris believes that ''standing up without moving'' is a legitimate form of exercise, and as such considers playing ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' a workout. During one of his [[PSN]] chats with Julie, when asked to exercise more, he replied, "I'll stand up more". It is not known how Chris came to believe that standing up is exercise, but it is most likely that Chris is simply extremely lazy and will lie to say that he works out every day, even though he just plays [[video games]]. It's possible he's picked it up from health tips that say standing burns more calories than sitting down,<ref>http://www.rd.com/living-healthy/8-ways-to-burn-calories-without-noticing/article16261.html ''Reader's Digest.'' See tip #3</ref><ref>http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/office-exercise/SM00115 ''Mayo Clinic.'' See tip #2</ref> but rather than use such tips to get the most out of an already busy lifestyle, he substitutes it for actual exercise altogether. It's also entirely possible he's in such terrible shape that the simple act of standing tires him as much as an actual workout would tire a normal human being.

[[Emily]] has said Chris power-walks around his neighborhood for thirty minutes and claims it's two miles (3 km), then claims to jog for two or three minutes every walk. She then went on to say Chris doesn't know how to jog — his idea of jogging is actually sprinting. It's safe to say he tries to run at "[[Sonic]] speed" for ten seconds, then resumes his leisurely waddle. This theory is confirmed in [[Sonichu's Edge]].

In [[Mailbag 21]], Chris claimed that he planned on investing in a gym membership. Judging by photographs and videos featuring his midsection from subsequent months, he either lied or wasted his money.

==Diet==
[[File:Hypnosis for fatter ass.png|thumb|200px|Chris actually believes [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis|binaural beats]] will [[Chris and reality|magically transform]] his fat gut and ass into an hourglass figure.]]

Another contribution to Chris' obesity is the food he eats. Chris' [[Chris and nutrition|diet]] is appalling, consisting mainly of fast food and other unhealthy foodstuffs. While it would be acceptable if he treated himself to that stuff occasionally (like most people do), there's no question that it's a staple of his diet. The sheer amount of calories he consumes, coupled with his laziness, means that he's carrying around enough extra mass to make another person. His diet will most likely also cause problems other than obesity, and may be the cause of his [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|fecal leakage]].

[[File:Coke, Unicorn cosplay.jpg|thumb|left|150px|You know Chris didn't share that bottle with anyone.]]
In 2017, Chris decided that his ass wasn't fat enough, and began listening to a subliminal hypnosis track in the hopes of transferring his belly fat to his ass, as an attempt to obtain an hourglass figure.

{{clear}}

==Actual weight claims==

{{quote|Seriously, though, the last few times I looked on my smart scale of how much I weighed, without clothes, at above 210, I hopped off immediately without letting it sync with my Fitbit app. ALOL|Chris, January 2019<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1082811421363261441</ref>}}

[[File:weightovertimev2.png|thumb|500px|A graph of Chris's (reported) weight over the years.]]

[[File:Burlesque1.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris's weight in [[June 2015]].]]

Modern measurement of whether someone is overweight or obese generally employs the [[Wikipedia:Body mass index|BMI]] system, which creates an index based on the height and weight of an individual. This system is by no means perfect; the readings tend to be inaccurately high for people who are abnormally tall, have heavily set bodies or are very muscular, because these people have more bone or muscle weight than others. However, it is a very accurate system when applied to people of average height, bone structure and muscle build – which Chris is.

One of the two factors required to calculate BMI is height. Chris claims to be 5′ 10″ (178 cm),<ref>[[The Hook Cafe#Characteristics]]</ref> which is possible, but even at this height, his BMI would never have been under the "overweight" bracket since he began to record it. Given how readily [[List of Chris's Lies|Chris lies to serve himself]], he may be shorter, which would render his BMI in the "obese" range. In a [[26_December_2014#Police_Scanner_Video|police scanner report]], he was described as being 5′ 9″ (1.75 m), and his [[List of cards from The Wall of Originals|custom Pokémon cards]] from 2000-2004 all give his "length" as 5′ 9″. For the sake of simplicity, the BMI data listed below is based on his self-reported height.

* 9 May 2000 - Chris's "Christian's Christian" [[List of cards from The Wall of Originals|custom Pokémon card]] gives his weight as 185 lbs. (80 kg).<ref>[[:File:099-CWCsCWC.jpg]]</ref>

* 25 March 2002 - Chris's "Dark Christian" [[List of cards from The Wall of Originals|custom Pokémon card]] gives his weight as 185 lbs. (80 kg).<ref>[[:File:100-DarkCWC.jpg]]</ref>

* 2 February 2004 - Chris's "Christian Chandler" [[List of cards from The Wall of Originals|custom Pokémon card]] gives his weight as 165 lbs. (75 kg).<ref>[[:File:098-CWCCard1.jpg]]</ref>

* 20 July 2005 - In a [[Diary]] entry, Chris reported that his weight was '''180 pounds''' (about 80 kg),<ref>[[CWC's Diary#2005]]</ref> meaning that during that time his BMI was 25.8, which is only slightly overweight.

* Fall 2009 - Chris told Kacey that his weight was somewhere between '''215 and 220 pounds''' (98–100 kg),<ref>[[Kacey Call 12]]</ref> meaning his BMI was between 30.8 and 31.6, nudging him into the obese range.

* Fall 2009 - In a later conversation with Kacey, Chris said that at a recent doctor's visit he had weighed in at '''205 pounds''' (93 kg), down from 216 the last time he had been there.<ref>[[Kacey Call 19]]</ref>

* February 2010 - Chris claimed to weigh "'''about 200 [pounds]'''" (91 kg), and also admitted to having once weighed more than 220 pounds (100 kg). Even if we interpret the words "about 200" to mean 190, his BMI at the time would still be 27.3, i.e. overweight, nearing obesity. He also claimed at this time that his goal was to get down to 180 pounds (82 kg).<ref>[[Mailbag 54#Fatty]]</ref>

* October 2010 - In the [[WeighIn|WeighIn video]], Chris claimed to weigh '''216 pounds''' (97 kg). This seems very unrealistic, given his apparent girth and food consumption. Most [[trolls|experts]] believe that Chris either offset his scale by 40 or 50 pounds, or that he did not fully stand on the scale in order to fool people into believing he's not extremely fat. It is also possible that Chris's years of inactivity had caused his muscles to deteriorate to the point that he looked like he weighed more than 250 pounds, when actually he was just 216 pounds of pure fat. Even if we assume that he indeed weighed only 216 lbs at the time, this would still put his BMI at 31, making him '''obese'''.

* April 2012 - Chris announced on Facebook that he was "going down to '''223''' <nowiki>[101 kg]</nowiki> and falling."<ref>[[April 2012 Facebook posts]]</ref>

* July 2013 - Chris again posted to Facebook that he was "down to '''220'''" (~100 kg).<ref>[[July 2013 Facebook Posts]]</ref>

* October 2013 - Just three months later, Chris told Facebook that according to his doctor's visit he weighed '''211 pounds''' (96 kg), and had lost seven pounds since last he checked.<ref>[[October 2013 Facebook Posts]]</ref>

* January 2014 - Chris asserted on Facebook that he weighed "'''about 202 pounds'''" (91 kg). While many would be quick to dismiss this solely on the basis that he eats at McDonald's regularly, at least one report shows that it can't be the sole factor, due to [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2533353/Forget-Super-Size-Me-Man-loses-37lbs-lowers-cholesterol-eating-McDonalds-three-months.html one individual actually ''losing weight'' on a pure McDonald's diet]. However, given the sheer deluge of fast/processed food Chris eats from other places, the non-existence of an exercise regimen, and the simple fact that his face is a lot fatter compared to previous photographs of him, this claim that he weighs 202 pounds is ''very'' dubious.<ref>[[January 2014 Facebook Posts]]</ref>

* October 2014 - Chris defensively told his friend Shaina that he weighed "'''around 200''' <nowiki>[91 kg]</nowiki>, give or take two or three."<ref>[[Open Relationship E-mails]]</ref>

* January 2018 - At [[MAGfest]], Chris said that he was '''"212 pounds of awesome"''' at the ''Christory of Sonichu'' panel.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/1-6-chris-at-magfest.38143/page-16#post-2931683</ref> Later, when he praised a fan who lifted him with a bear hug, Chris stated that his weight was more than 212 pounds, congratulating the fan on his strength.<ref>[[January 2018 tweets#Much love for MAGfest fans]]</ref>

* January 2019 - Chris self-consciously reported his weight at '''213 pounds''' (96 kg).<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1082809505367367680</ref> Three days later, Chris posted on Twitter data from his Aria 2 Smart Scale and Fitbit app that displayed his weight as '''209.7 pounds''' (95.1 kg) with his BMI listed as 29.4, nearly inside of the obese range.<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1083935703698935808</ref> The readout from the smart scale also displayed Chris' Percent Body Fat as 45.3%, for comparison, PBF greater than 25% is considered obese for men while greater than 32% is obese for women. Chris stated that he wants to use his [[treadmill]] to slim down to 200 and eventually 179 pounds.

==Health==
''Main article: [[Chris and health]]''

Obviously, all this has an adverse effect on Chris' health. Morbidly obese people are far more likely to develop diabetes, heart disease, and a number of other ailments. While it is admittedly possible to be fat '''and''' fit, Chris' lifestyle, combined with ample evidence of his lack of physical prowess, means that this does not apply to him.

==Denial==
{{Quote|He's fat! Iiiiii'm thin!|Chris breaking out into chorus on [[Alec Benson Leary]]<ref>[[Christopher Paul Whitney reveal]]</ref>}}
[[Image:FattyLOL.jpg|thumb|180px|Horizontal stripes are very slimming!]]

Chris has generally been in denial about his weight. A white knight once told him that he needed to lose some weight if he ever wanted to get a girlfriend. Chris responded by freaking out and exclaiming that he wasn't overweight.<ref>[[White knight E-mails#September 2008 .E2.80.94 Chris denies being fat and sexist]]</ref> In [[IRC]], Chris has been known to become very defensive about his weight, always making claims that he works out, when in fact he just stands up while playing ''Guitar Hero''. Chris's reaction to being called fat is precisely the same as his reaction to being called [[homos|gay]]. Unfortunately for Chris, there isn't a [[Homo#Defenses_against_becoming_homo|poster that will help him lose weight]]. He simply screams that he isn't fat, then oftentimes lies, and calls the person accusing him fat. He exhibited this behavior during an email with [[Evan]],<ref>[[Masturbating_and_squirtin%27#Transcript of Chrisreply1evan.jpg|1st email to Evan]]</ref> during his phone call with [[Father Call|Kacey's father]], and especially in his conversation with [[Kacey and Liquid Call|Kacey and Liquid Chris]], where insults about his weight triggered a screaming rage.

However, during his original rivalry with [[Liquid Chris]], Chris once finally admitted he was perhaps maybe just a little bit fat, but only because he could use this as proof that he was the ''real'' Christian Weston Chandler. A similar problem arose during the [[Asperchu]] saga, where Chris, in an attempt to prove that Asperchu was a parody of himself, was forced to admit that Asperchu's "Buddha belly" and "man boobs" are similar to his own. More specifically, he acts as though he ''used'' to have a sagging gut, even though he has, in fact, significantly gained weight since [[high school]]. He chose to focus on this aspect of Asperchu rather than admit his more embarrassing failures the series parodies. He did once admit in a [[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call|phone call]] with [[Jack Thaddeus]] that he was not fit.

There is also convincing evidence that [[autism|Chris has difficulty recognizing]] the human figure — faces in particular. His consistent representation of himself as slender and athletic may be attributable to his having formed his self-image during high school, when he would spend hours studying his then-scrawnier self in the mirror, memorizing his looks. However, this is unlikely as Chris has never "spent hours studying" anything.<ref> [[Sonichu_7#Episode_16:_.22Time_Hogs.22|''Sonichu'' #7]] - "…I had to train my brain to visually remember what I looked like…"</ref>

Chris passed a kidney stone on July 9, 2017. According to the Mayo Clinic,<ref>http://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/kidney-stones/symptoms-causes/dxc-20319562</ref> some causes of kidney stones include dehydration, certain diets that are rich in protein, sodium, and sugar, and being obese, which makes sense, seeing as Chris is fat, eats a lot of fast food, which is rich in sodium and sugar, and he commonly drinks soda over water, which unlike water, doesn't do well for hydration.

==In the comic==
[[File:SchuComic12-1P96.jpg|thumb|Fat Rosechu]]
Obesity in the ''Sonichu'' comic is largely limited to villains like [[Robotnik]] or the [[Jerkhief]], but [[Sonichu 12|''Sonichu'' #12]] contains a bizarre sequence where [[Rosechu]] and [[Cera]] balloon up before later losing 200 pounds in two weeks. This was done to appeal to [[Jessica Quinn]], who had a fat fetish.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/CLog_10042017_-_Q%26A_1#Question_12:_About_the_Rosechu_weight_gain</ref><ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/October_2017_Facebook_posts#Quinn.27s_missing_out</ref>

==See also==
* [[Chris and health]]
* [[Muscle bra|Manboobs]]
* [[McDonald's]]
* [[Burger King]]
* [[List of restaurants]]

==References==
<references/>
{{Health}}
[[Category:Physical characteristics]]

Dimensional Merge

2021-06-22T14:42:08Z

Superspongebobbros: /* The Merge in 2019 and Beyond */

:''For the video where Chris talks about the merge, see [[Dimensional Merge Announcements]].''

{{quote|Damn Dimension [[1218]]’s “Reality” Limits and Shit!!!|Chris, after New Year's 2019, disappointed when our reality did not merge with Sonichu's<ref>[[January 2019 social media posts]]</ref>.}}

[[File:Dimensional Merge on freespeechwall-min.jpg|thumb|500px|right|Chris warns downtown [[Charlottesville]] of the impending merge on its Free Speech Wall.]]

The '''Dimensional Merge''' (also referred to as the '''Collective Shift''')<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/March_2021_social_media_posts#Ego</ref> is an escapist fantasy and [[coping]] mechanism for [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]]. Originally part of the lore the [[Idea Guys]] had [[brainwashed]] into Chris, the Dimensional Merge is Chris’s latest attempt at avoiding [[reality]], believing that it will rescue him from his self-inflicted life problems and enable him to continue [[Chris and reality#Psychological_problems|living like a child]].

The Merge is an event in which Chris believes that "[[Dimensions#1218|Dimension 1218]]" and "[[Dimensions#C-197|Dimension C-197]]" (respectively, the universe of real life, and the [[Dimensions|parallel universe]] where [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and other fictional characters live) will combine, [[Chris and reality|bringing fictional characters into reality]]. Chris is convinced that he is the designated liaison of the event and will become a [[Chris and religion|deity]] as a result, giving the appearance of a doomsday cult leader. First announced in [[October 2018]], the Dimensional Merge's beginning on 18 November 2018,<ref name=mergebegins>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1064201575994982400</ref> aligning with the 40th anniversary of the {{w|Jonestown|Jonestown mass suicide}}, revealed it to be a [[troll]] fabrication.
The Merge was expected to take place by the end of [[December 2018]]. Naturally, when New Year's came and went, Chris began backpedaling but remained insistent that the Merge would occur. On 29 December 2020, Chris tried again at claiming that the merge was happening<ref>[[December 2020 social media posts#The Merge is apparently on]]</ref> as a coping mechanism for the cancellation of the 2021 [[BABSCon]].

Trolls had put the idea of the Dimensional Merge into Chris's head, and have encouraged it ever since. A [[Teen Troon Squad]] member claimed the idea to have originated with the [[Idea Guys]], but added, "we discouraged the idea at first",<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/posts/4149788/</ref> implying that they later began encouraging Chris to believe. In the months since then, several [[weens]] and [[enablers]] have also pretended to believe in the Merge, enabling Chris and trying to win him over. As the default latching-on point for trolls and the dominant meta-[[saga]] in Chris's life at present, the Dimensional Merge has replaced the classic [[Love Quest]] after its [[polyamorous marriage|surreal conclusion]] in early [[2018]].

== Background ==

[[File:Filthy carpet in Work Room - July 2019.jpg|thumb|x250px|right|Reality, according to Chris.]]

Chris has, for a long time, believed in the existence of one or more alternative universes, where every fictional character lives. He first alluded to this belief during a January 2010 [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2|phone call]] with [[Asperchu|Alec Benson Leary]]. During the call, he told Leary that [[Asperchu/Background|Asperchu]] would surely have negative feelings about his [[Asperger syndrome|own name]], and then repeatedly called Leary “[[naïve]]” for explaining that Asperchu is ''not'' a living, sentient creature who lives in another universe and can independently generate their own thoughts. This is most likely one of the things Chris has [[Things Chris has ripped off|learned]] from [[Chris and television|television]]. More specifically, he offered the 1988 animated comedy film ''{{w|Who Framed Roger Rabbit}}'' to Leary as possible evidence of a “toon world” inhabited by every “published or unpublished” cartoon character.

From then up to the Dimensional Merge saga, Chris has increasingly believed that the fictitious city of [[CWCville]] and [[List of Sonichu characters|his characters]] were real, embracing their alleged existence as a way to “escape” from anything he [[Kick the Autistic|does not like]]. Chris has been spotted conversing, interacting and even [[BronyCon#Dancing with Magi-Chan|dancing]] with his imaginary friends on many occasions.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/6-19-eyewitness-account-of-the-debt-hearing.57555/#post-4870932 Re: Eyewitness account of the debt hearing], 19 June 2019 ([https://web.archive.org/web/20190622230219/https://kiwifarms.net/threads/6-19-eyewitness-account-of-the-debt-hearing.57555/#post-4870932 Archived version]).</ref><ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/aug-2017-video-of-chris-dancing-with-magi-chan-at-bronycon-gala.57840/ Aug 2017 - Video of Chris dancing with "Magi-Chan" at BronyCon gala], 27 June 2019 ([https://web.archive.org/web/20190715211102/https://kiwifarms.net/threads/aug-2017-video-of-chris-dancing-with-magi-chan-at-bronycon-gala.57840/ Archived version]).</ref>

Throughout [[2017]], Chris appeared convinced by the [[Idea Guys]] that the Sonichu and [[Hyperdimension Neptunia]] universes actually existed, but in a separate dimension. In [[July 2018]], Chris [[July 2018 social media posts#Earth 1218|tweeted]] at Marvel writer Seanan McGuire, asking him to confirm the "dimension number" of "this Earth". McGuire responded with "Earth 1218", and later clarified that this was the Marvel universe's designation for the real universe. Chris took it as gospel, and subsequently uses "1218" to refer to the actual, existing universe. Weeks later, McGuire reiterated [[August 2018 social media posts#Redesign|once again]] that everything was imaginary, but Chris' response to McGuire and various trolls indicates that he still believes that people such as McGuire can communicate with other dimensions.

Over the summer and fall of 2018, Chris met with the [[Teen Troon Squad]], people who gave him [[Chris and drugs#Cannabis|weed]], pretended to be possessed by Sonichu characters and that the universes would merge.

===Relation to [[Financhu Crisis]]===
Chris believes that he is wealthy in [[CWCville]], and that when the dimensions merge, he will have access to his [[money]] there and he will be able to pay off his current, real-world debts. He has asked to borrow money from people, claiming he will pay back ten times the amount once the merge concludes, not realizing he sounds like a more autistic version of the {{w|Advance-fee scam|Nigerian Prince Scam}}.

On 8 October, Chris tweeted:

{{quotebox|Sometimes I just want to Give Up - but my Loves won't Let Me. If people could help us here, in This World, Monetarily, we would be Okay. I promise all of you, that when That Day Comes, I will reimburse you, Personally, in the Nation of Cwcville.}}

He followed up on 23 October with:

{{quotebox|When the worlds merge I will have access to TONS of savings in Cwcville. It is a lot of money; indeed. 10:1 is my repayment rate!}}

On 24 [[September 2018]], Chris was [[Chris and the law|sued]] by Second Round Sub for unpaid debt, and on 23 [[October 2018]], Midland Funding followed suit. The case for the former was postponed to January, but the verdict on the Midland case was read on 19 [[December 2018]], requiring Chris to pay $2,777.90 at 6% interest and $55 in court costs.

Remarkably, he has done little begging in the wake of the lawsuits. This has surprised many, considering the immense amount of times he has groveled online for money in the years 2016-2018. He has instead chosen to stick his head in the sand and pretend that the Merge will solve all his problems for him.

==Beliefs on the Merge==
{{quote|When I had to go to hospital and stay in hospital with heart complications, Chris sent me a message from his [[MagiChan111448|Magi-Chan Sonichu account]] claiming that my symptoms were associated with affects from the dimensional merge.|[[Aly Hirschberg]].<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/goto/post?id=7227880</ref>}}

[[File:Dimensional Merge math on McDonalds napkin.jpg|thumb|While eating at [[McDonald's]], Chris scribbled down the math for how many people will be killed in the Merge on a napkin.]]

Chris [https://kiwifarms.net/posts/3862765/ announced] the event on 14 [[October 2018]]. On 26 [[October 2018]], Chris posted a video entitled "[[Dimensional Merge Announcements]]" where he outlined the process of 1218 merging with its "sister dimension" C-197, where [[Things Chris has ripped off|every fictional character known to exist]] resides. He believes that once the merge occurs, Earth will be shared by humans and various characters.

On 14 [[November 2018]], Chris made a tweet explaining the survival rates for the inhabitants of the sister dimensions during the merge. Chris explains the population math as follows; 61.25% of the population of dimension C-197 is identical to that of Earth in dimension 1218, the remaining 38.75% of the population of C-197 are OCs which are unique to C-197, all of the OCs of C-197 are guaranteed to survive the merge, at least 51% of the human population of the Earths in both sister dimensions will survive the merge and at least 41% will not with an uncertainty of 8%, the best outcome of the merge would leave 59% of the population of 1218 alive and all of the 38.75% of the OCs of C-197 plus 11.25% of the human population of C-197 in the dimension 1218C197, the dimension 1C-211987 would be left with 109% of 1218's current population leaving approximately 8.365 billion humans and OCs in the new universe.<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1062688325130219521</ref>

[[File:DimensionalMergeThanos.jpg|thumb|500px|right|Chris Thanos-ing the two dimensions with the Infinity Gauntlet.]]
Naturally, he [[Chris and his ego|believes that he will be guaranteed survival]] because he "absorbed the spiral seal" from his Sega Dreamcast and is therefore the middleman between the two dimensions. He believes that himself and [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]] are basically deities, and that he will gain superpowers following the merge because of his belief that he is half-Sonichu.

He sent [https://archive.fo/AEDdd dozens of follow-up tweets] further detailing the process, explaining that [[Cwcville]] would replace northern [[Virginia]], Gotham City will replace a portion of New Jersey, and Equestria will take over the entirety of [[BronyCon|Maryland]]. He explained that this will resemble a natural disaster scenario and that mass evacuations may occur during the merge.

On 18 November 2018, Chris announced that the Merge had begun<ref name=mergebegins></ref>. This date coincides with the anniversary of the Jonestown mass suicide, implying that the Idea Guys had originated the Merge concept, as their calling card was inserting infamous historical dates into CWCville lore.

In early [[December 2018]], Chris reported feeling [https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/upload_2018-12-10_8-12-50-png.611515/ "psychic headaches"] and associated the merge with the [https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/cwc-png.611544/ California wildfires and the romaine lettuce recall.] As the merge drew closer, he claimed to have [https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/2-png.619236/ "lightning powers"] and that the "millions of volts" of electricity in his head is evidence that he is half-Sonichu. Without giving a time estimate for the merge, he tried to dispel doubts by [https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/upload_2018-12-22_11-41-7-png.620632/ claiming that he can "touch and feel"] [[Polyamorous marriage|Magi-Chan and Cryzel Rosechu]]. He estimated that the merge would conclude by the year's end.<ref>https://archive.fo/QKq44</ref>

===Magi-Chan doxxing incident===
On Christmas 2018, someone claiming to be Magi-Chan logged into Chris's Twitter, posting a Pastebin dump containing the dox of one of the Teen Troon Squad's members. They also stated that the Merge would actually take place in 20 years due to time dilation, and that Sonichu residents of C-197 would need to hibernate until then.

{{Quotebox|Hello everyone! It is I, Magi-Chan Sonichu. I read the password for this account from Chris' mind.

As you all know, the merge will be happening soon.

I currently have Lukas (my host body) in a trance, so they won't remember typing this out.

The final stage of the merge will involve everyone in our universe disconnecting from your
universe. We will go silent. We must hibernate to tug the universes together.

I have really enjoyed my time in your universe. I want to give thanks to my host body in your world, [redacted]. (Legal name: [redacted].) I want everyone to know what a
gracious host they were. Lukas and Christine and I (and some of our friends) had lots of fun
hanging out with Christine and smoking weed. We used to do it in their old house, but she just moved to a new house at [redacted]. I'm sad I won't be able to smoke weed there until after the merge. If you want to give Lukas a call to let her know how cool she is, she'd really appreciate it. Her number is [redacted].

Her mother Tara raised a brilliant young person. Her mother is also very progressive. I mean, who would have the courage to let their child spend their time smoking weed with someone like Christine, who's nearly twice their age? A really brave mother, that's who.g

Lukas is a really cool person. If you want to end up as brilliant as Lukas, you should also
spend a lot of time opening your mind by role playing and smoking weed with cool people
like Christine.

Anyhoo, praise be for my gracious host aside, here's how the merge will go down:

* everyone disconnects from Earth 1218 for a small period of time
* we hibernate
* and by the end of 2018 in our universe, the universes will be merged

Because of time dilation though, it will take a little bit longer in Earth 1218. By your human calendar in that universe, the merge should be complete by the end of 2038. 2018 here, 2038 in 1218.

In 20 short years, you should start seeing manifestations of what you people so cynically call "fictional characters". You might literally shit your panties when you see Bugs Bunny in real life! (But be polite, he looks a little rough. Makeup on television can work wonders.)

Goodbye for now!

[[File:ChrisandTeenTroonSquad.png|200px]]}}

Chris later dismissed the news as fake.

== The Merge in 2019 and Beyond ==
[[File:MergeProofArt.jpg|thumb|Chris proving the merge once and for all.]]
[[File:CWCville_Degeneration.jpg|thumb|An artist's depiction of CWCville after the merge.]]
Naturally, New Year's Eve of 2019 was an eagerly awaited moment as the final chance for the cataclysm to occur. In the early morning hours of 1 January 2019, Chris spoke out on Twitter in a New Year's address, explaining that the Merge had not happened on time due to "red tape", betraying some internal bureaucracy in the process of becoming the goddess of 80s computers.

He remained insistent that the event would still occur, adding in reassurances that the Sonichu-verse was still "Awake" to remind everyone of the Magi-chan doxxing's non-canon status.

{{quotebox|Good New Year, Everyone. I shall make my statement for now, and I Want No Backtalk Or Hateful Commentary.

The Dimension Merge of C-197 and our 1218 is still in progress. There is more damn red tape to work through, but our goal is still set; it is only delayed.

Everyone of C-197 is still very much Awake; we have secured [[Arfoire]] in a magic-proof cell a few days ago. Not even that Witch’s Courier on Facebook can say otherwise, because [[Honor Roll|I Know Better]], and her words shall never get to or sway me any other way.

I still remain the [[CPU]] Blue Heart of the Commodore Consoles, Cwcville and Comma, and Everyone is safe and well. But for now, I shall delay online talk of the Dimension Merge through my Social Media Accounts until further notice.

And I still remain very much married to Magi-Chan Sonichu, Cryzel Rosechu, Sylvana Rosechu, and Mewtwo; there is room for at least one from this Dimension, but there is no rush.

For now, Happy New Year, Everyone.

Dismiss. ⚡️💙⚡️}}

The context behind Chris's aside about [[Jessica Quinn#Versus Idea Guy|Arfoire]] was revealed in screencaps [[Lukas]] leaked on [[/cow/]]. In them, a person purporting to be the Arfoire-possessed Jessica Quinn PMs Chris over Facebook, saying she had tricked Chris into believing in the Merge:

<center><gallery>
File:Lukas poses as Jessica Quinn 1.jpeg
File:Lukas poses as Jessica Quinn 2.jpeg
</gallery></center>

However, the attached post from Lukas<ref>https://8ch.net/cow/res/687691.html#q690962</ref> suggests that Lukas had been posing as Quinn in an attempt to pass the blame onto her:

{{quoteboxyellow|I’m not even the one who started the merge thing I just tricked my moms sugar daddy into buying Chris’s porn shit here’s screenshots Chris sent to me of texts from Jessica Quinn pretty sure she’s the one}}

Despite Chris stating that he would abstain from talking about the Merge online until further notice, he went on to mention it ''the following day'' while writing about the <s>[[Chris and health|health problems]]</s> "superpowers" that he got from it.<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1080537645162422272</ref>

On 4 January 2019, Chris said that he was awaiting further information on the merge, more indication that the entire merge event had been scripted and fed to him by trolls who were no longer in the picture.

{{quote|Because of some deity-level red tape, it's delayed but it will happen soon enough. But don't make a big deal about it until I have more further information about it.|Chris, [[Jackson Dalton]] interview}}

Particularly troubling about Chris's comment is that he wants more information in order to verify that his delusional thoughts are real. By admitting this, he highlighted a path for new trolls to get into his head, showing he failed to learn from the [[Idea Guys]] saga. Several eager weens rushed in to fill the gaps in Chris's ''knowledge'', though by mid-[[June 2019]], Chris had apparently become overwhelmed with these, and has since turned to other, [[Chris and his ego|more credible]] sources.

===Continued hope in the merge===
[[File:Dmcompletcard.jpg|thumb|The epitome of Chris's desperation in card form. Also, the one goal card that Chris will never win.]]
After the first deadline for the merge had passed, Chris remained optimistic that the merge would still happen at some point. While he was initially quiet about it, he began ramping up the rants about the merge again around spring. On 31 March, he tweeted:<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1112426978458718208</ref>

{{quotebox|The <nowiki>#DimensionMerge</nowiki> is still happening and going on. C-197 plus 1218 <nowiki>=</nowiki> 1C-211987. OCs are really becoming more obvious here; there are even sightings of a [[April_2018_Paid_Video_Requests#Message_to_Dio_Brando.2C_Plus_I_Need_a_New_Phone.21|Dio blonde vampire in Egypt]]. Descendants, Beware! Dio is coming after you all.}}

Several merge-related tweets followed in April, in which he claimed that people in Japan were seeing OCs<ref>[[:File:Mergeprogress.png]]</ref> and blaming the Notre Dame church fire on a Pokémon.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/4-15-chris-spotted-at-target-he-tweets-that-a-pokemon-caused-notre-dame-fire.55479/</ref> The events around this time give context for Chris's renewed interest in the merge:

*Earlier in March 2019, after Chris was gifted a [[Nintendo Switch]], he developed an obsession with playing the augmented reality game ''[[Pokémon GO|Pokémon Go]]''. The game's premise revolves around using smartphones to see Pokémon characters in real-world settings, which coincides with Chris's beliefs about the merge.

*On 2 April, Chris was sued for debt for the fourth time, further confirming the link between the merge and his financial problems.

*On 3 April, a new troll entered the stage with [[Future message from Crystal W Chandler]], who presented himself to Chris as a messenger of the merge.

Beginning in summer 2019, Chris would emphasise more often that the Merge is already nearly done and would soon be completely finished, like an obscure sect leader struggling to explain to his followers after the fact why the Second Coming had not come when he calculated it should. On 13 [[June 2019]], Chris claimed that he had been consulting with Jesus Christ, and that Jesus has been helping with the dimensional merge, which would be finished in the "near-coming days" – but without giving an actual set date. Chris also mentioned that Jesus has been preaching this at churches and in Pokémon gyms and yet needed Chris to help get the word out by posting to his [[Soft Exile|protected]] Twitter account.<ref>[[June 2019 social media posts#Chris says, according to Jesus, dimensional merge will be finished soon]]</ref> Naturally, after indulging his fantasies on the matter, Chris begged for money.<ref>[[2019 Sales Listings#June]]</ref>

As [[July 2019]] began, Chris tried to demonstrate his divine abilities through #[[PsychicPowers]], a pair of videos in which Chris drops items from his hand by the {{w|Ideomotor effect|ideomotor effect}}. On 8 July, he tried to assure his TRUE and HONEST believers on Twitter that the Merge's effects would be 'MILD and TEMPORARY', and continued his long trend of attributing random events in the news as harbingers of the Merge. On 10 July, Chris, via his [[Magi-chan]] sockpuppet on Twitter, complained about the many uninspired [[troll]]s who have tried to take advantage of the Merge to exploit Chris.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/7-10-magi-chan-telling-everybody-that-all-the-stuff-christine-said-and-did-is-true.58275/]</ref> This has not prevented others, such as the [[Multidimensional White Knights]] or [[Jacob Sockness]], from attempting to weasel their way into Chris's inner circle.

To advance his belief in the Merge, Chris has resorted to using sockpuppet accounts on Twitter, most prominently [[MagiChan111448]], to broadcast events. Whether he is using this as a transparent [[disguises|disguise]] to convince others, or he genuinely thinks that he is channeling his cartoon character's thoughts and statements into a microblogging platform, is unclear. On 14 [[August 2019]], '[[Magi-Chan]]' would announce that he has allegedly arrived into the real world, and would presently describe in a video the Merge's status.<ref>[[August 2019 social media posts#Magi-chan says he has entered our world|Magi-chan says he has entered our world]]</ref>

In a [[Discord]] message on November 2019, Chris was still pining for the Merge, stating, "As for getting me into C-197, that Has to happen ASAP." In March 2020, during the COVID-19 pandemic, Chris believed it to be a sign of the impending Merge.<ref>[[March 2020 social media posts#COVID-19 a sign of Dimensional Merge]]</ref>

On 29 [[December 2020]], Chris announced that the Merge "is on".<ref>https://twitter.com/cpu_cwcsonichu/status/1344006709606555648?s=21</ref> Later in the day, Chris stated that his “Merge is on” post was in reference to an “apex event” most likely referring to him attempting to break the Iron Curtain.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1344103627657523200</ref> The next day, Chris went into further detail alluding to the Merge happening on New Years day 2021.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1344445974689755136</ref> When New Years day came Chris clarified he meant the Merge would happen “any moment at the present time” meaning very soon after the New Year. <ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1345224423704555520</ref> On January 22, Chris announced that the merge would be completed, making it the 3rd time he had claimed the Merge would happen at a specific time.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1352706314699493383</ref>

Back in 30 [[October 2020]], Chris (pretending to be Sonichu), stated if he could not get Chris' body back to C-197 and Chris and Sonichu's souls swapped, Chris could not return to 1218. <ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1322323442255974400</ref> When Chris and Sonichu “swapped” on 25 [[February 2021]], Chris was expecting the Merge to happen on that day because of the swap which is why he said, “The dimension merge is happening; know which universe you are in when are suddenly transported peoples.” <ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1365027058355752962</ref> This would be the 4th time Chris had claimed the Merge would happen at a specific time. Due to the Merge not happening on February 25th and MLP G5 movie screenshots being leaked, Chris decided to leave Twitter to remain in his cognitive dissonance.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1365352632454414337</ref> Predictably, this commitment to leave the website lasted only a single day.<ref>https://twitter.com/GFuelEnergy/status/1365801650816958467</ref>

On 9 [[March 2021]], Chris claimed that 1218 and C-197 were one combined dimension in the past, but King Arthur and other kings used magic to separate the combined dimensions and send all known magic to C-197. <ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1369417934104391689</ref>

The Merge's future course is subject only to Chris's whims, and is not dependent upon Chris's [[Financhu Crisis|deteriorating finances]], his [[Barbara Chandler|aged mother's]] declining health, or [[Chris and reality|any other events in 1218]]. Originally supposed to be complete within a few months of its announcement, it is now ''nearly complete'' and yet continues to be pushed further into the future, as nothing in Chris's world objectively changes except the identities of his enabling rivals for incompetence. Whether Chris will abandon his belief in the Merge in the event of some external shock like Barb's [[Chris and death|death]] and its fallout, or retreat further into it, is something only time can tell.

==See Also==
*[[Chris and reality]]
*[[Dimensions]]
*[[The Journey to the Merge]]

==References==
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[[Category:Sagas]]
[[Category:Concepts influenced by Idea Guy]]

OneyPlays Twitter Voice Clip

2021-06-20T21:13:24Z

Superspongebobbros: /* Transcript */

On 19 [[June 2021]], Chris posted an '''audio recording''' through [[Twitter]]'s voice function. It is a recording of Chris reciting and laughing at [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDHGlKMooo8 a joke that was made in an OneyPlays video]. Chris, for a change, took a joke at his expense in stride.

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| next = [[Birthday Greetings to Devin]]
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==Transcript==
'''Chris:''' Oh man, he made me laugh--they made me laugh. ''(chuckles)'' "Why would they call it [[26 December 2014|pepper spray]] if it's not pepper, hmm?" ''(laughs)'' There you go, you got one outta me. ''(laughs again)'' I like that joke! "Why would they call it pepper spray if it's not pepper, hmm?" ''(Chris laughs)''

==External links==
*[https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1406094749090594821 Link to tweet]

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2021-06-19T22:55:31Z

Superspongebobbros: /* My Questions for Chris */

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== Welcome to my user page! ==

I am Superspongebobbros: connoisseur of garbage (which is one reason I started following Chris in the first place), [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu '']] lore specialist, and master of pointless trivia. I make edits, but then again, a lot of people here make edits so it's not very surprising.

== Things I have done ==

*Began rewriting the [[Sonichu (character)]] page.
*Added a bunch of new files that Chris posted on his Twitter on September 2018.
*Transcribed a few of Chris's older tweets from September 2018.
*Redirected most of the redirects that linked to [[Sonichu and Rosechu's children]] instead of [[Robee Sonichu]], [[Cera Rosechu]], or [[Christine Rosechu]].
*Transcribed [[To Cole Smithey, from Barb, and Sonichu (Prime)]], [[Chris Chan Sonichu Intro animation]], and parts of [[Sonichu's Update on the Dimension Merge and Sermon - October, 2020]] and [[Sonichu reads and critiques a Fanfic by The Crimson Libertarian]].
*Began rewriting [[Chris and stress]].
*Updated the Wikipedia links in the CWCipedia Mailbags to the new format.
* Emptied out some of the stuff in the Unused fan art category that was actually used.
* Created (kinda) and uploaded an image that somehow became Picture of the Now. The image is at the bottom of my user page, if you want to see it.

==Things I plan to do/Things I am working on ==

*Work on some of the more recently made pages.
*Transcribe some more of Chris's tweets from September 2018-ish.
*Work on the pages for other ''Sonichu'' characters.
*Finish rewriting [[Chris and stress]].
*Update the [[Sonichu chronology]] page.
*Redirect links to ''Sonichu'' pages from the CWCipedia to here.
*Rewrite the [[Blanca Weiss]] article.
*Create summaries for many of the Chonology by month articles.

== My history with Chris-Chan ==
[[File:SonichuTrollFace.png|thumb|When you cover yourself in oil but can't fly.]]
I can't remember what was the first time I heard of Chris-Chan or Sonichu, but I was at least aware of Sonichu by 2016. However, in 2018 this would change. First, I was exposed to the world of Chris at large from the Know Your Meme page on Chris some time around 2018 (the most recent thing they have on that article is [[CLog Special - PATREON & MORE|Chris's Patreon announcement]], and in fact it would only be until I saw a picture of [[January 2019 social media posts#On Ted Bundy|a tweet]] by Chris about [[Ted Bundy]] in January 2019 that I learned about Chris's entanglement with the [[Idea Guys]]). Later, I watched Fredrick Knudsen's video on Chris, and even visited the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page on Chris. Later on, by early 2019 I had a concept for a series of "repaints" of various 3D Sonic games with Sonichu replacing Sonic and Chris replacing Dr. Eggman, among other things (they never went anywhere). Eventually, I discovered the CWCki, and I never looked back since. I lurked on the site until 22 July 2020, when the CWCki performed its regular "open account creation to everyone for a brief moment." In the midst of all the spambots, I was one of the few TRUE and HONEST people who managed to create an account.

There are multiple reasons why I am so fascinated with Chris and the ''Sonichu'' comic. The primary reason is because I feel that ''Sonichu'' embodies the zeitgeist of internet fandom culture during the 2000s. This was a period of time where there were little expectations for the quality of anything uploaded to the world wide web- people could create almost anything they wanted. Nowadays, there are a set of standards that people expect content to reach, with anything that doesn't meet someone's expectations being seen as bad or cringey. And while I can't deny that the increase in expectation is a good thing, I feel like the days of fan content made by inexperienced people are long gone. Another reason why ''Sonichu'' is so interesting to me is because it is not only unprofessional to a fault, but it is so entwined with its author. Throughout the 15 years ''Sonichu'' has existed, it has proudly displayed the author's [[Category:Things Chris likes|interests]], his [[Love Quest|desires]], his [[Jerkops|conflicts]], his [[Homos|prejudices]], his [[Chris and reality|worldview]], and his [[Dimensional Merge|dreams]]. Simply put, ''Sonichu'' is not "a work made by Christian Weston Chandler," ''Sonichu'' ''is'' Christian Weston Chandler.

== Stuff I did related to Chris and observations I made ==

*Once, soon after I discovered the CWCki and became fascinated with Chris, I wrote a letter asking him to make an issue of ''Sonichu'' involving [[Pmurt]] and a character I liked. I last updated it in November, and ultimately never sent it since I realized that this made me look like a [[ween]] and that trying to have a normal conversation with Chris is impossible nowadays. It also contained questions for Chris, some of which I put in the "Questions for Chris" section below.
*Chris's coping mechanism of body swapping is just him crashing into slumber so hard he no-clips out of his own body and into someone else.
*Chris's [[Chris and art|art]] skills have gotten better since the 2000s, though that's only when comparing how he draws Electric Hedgehog Pokémon between then and now. He still sucks at drawing people.
*Megan was surprisingly a good fit for Chris since, like him, she also had an interest in drawing Pokémon as Sonic OCs.
*Chris predicted {{w|KonoSuba}} since both ''Sonichu'' and KonoSuba feature characters with names related to water that are [[slow-in-the-mind]].
*The only good thing about [[Sonichu 13|''Sonichu'' #13]] is the implication that Monika was turned into an Electric Hedgehog Pokémon.
*I am enough of a weeb to tell what art was traced in [[:File:Fistofthesonichu.JPG|Fistofthesonichu.JPG]]. Both of the sources for Chris and Sonichu come from ''JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.'' Specifically, Chris's appearance was traced from an image of Jotaro Kujo featured on [https://static.jojowiki.com/images/4/4a/latest/20191015215734/Volume_16.jpg the cover of volume 16] of the manga, while Sonichu's appearance was traced from an image of Jotaro's stand, Star Platinum, from [https://static.jojowiki.com/images/2/2c/latest/20191015220029/Volume_21.jpg the cover of volume 21].
:*Additionally, I managed to figure out that in [[:File:MimmsIRL.JPG|that one image of Mimms]], he is holding volume 13 of the manga, with the book opened to a page in chapter 119 (in the middle of Jotaro's fight against Kakyoin.)
* My favorite Chris video is [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!]].
* The CWCipedia Mailbag was a mistake on everyone's part.
* I am waiting for the moment when Chris incorporates Sonic.EXE into his lore. (trust me, it will happen eventually)
:*[[January 2021 social media posts#Bodyswap announcement|Called it.]]
* [[:File:48-Mimmbo Bo Boruto Card.jpg|One of Chris's homemade My Little Pony figures]] predicted the creation of {{w|Boruto: Naruto Next Generations|Boruto}}.
* [[September 2017 tweets#Random Access Grandad: San Andreas|Chris knows what Vinesauce is.]]
:*[[December 2020 social media posts#Chris "setting the record straight"|Chris also knows what Coldsteel the Hedgeheg is.]]
* If there was a fighting game based on ''Sonichu'', I'd play it.
* At long last, [[OneyPlays Twitter Voice Clip|two legends meet]].

==My Questions for Chris==

These are questions I have for Chris. Every now and then I'll post on on the [[User:Anaxis/CWC Questions Depository|CWC Questions Depository]] page in the hopes that Chris will answer it. Questions in bold are ones that I have posted to the page and are pending Chris's answer.

*Is the Sonichu medallion that you gave to [[Blanca]] the same as the original medallion, or was it modified or remade between 2000-2008?
*Besides BNA and Cells at Work, what other anime have you watched during the pandemic?
*Will you resume [[Sonichu 16| ''Sonichu'' #16]]?
*What would you consider to be the best and worst issues of the Sonic the Hedgehog comic?
*'''A lot of people have theorized that Chris's [[Colossal Chan]] form is based on the Super Saiyan 4 transformation from Dragon Ball GT. Is this true, or was something else the inspiration for Colossal Chan?'''
*What happened to [[Flame the Sunbird]] after [[Sonichu 3|''Sonichu'' #3]]?
*Of the three initial villains in [[Sonichu 13|''Sonichu'' #13]] (Kuromi, [[Akan]], and Monika), Monika is the only one whose fate hasn't been revealed, so what happened to her?
*Is the Ian Brandon Anderson from [[Sonichu 13|''Sonichu'' #13]] the same as [[Liquid Chris#In the comic|IBAChandler]] from [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]]?
*Why was the comic version of [[Liquid Chris]] named IBAChandler?
* Is IBAChandler from [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]] the same as Ian Brandon Anderson from [[Sonichu 13|''Sonichu'' #13]]?
*Why did you use the name [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] for a character from [[Sonichu 13|''Sonichu'' #13]]?
*What are the songs contained in [[Christian's Favorite Hits!|Christian's Favorite Hits 2]]?
*Which Electric Hedgehog Pokemon are kept in S-chu Balls?
*What are your thoughts on Kanye West running for president in the 2020 election?
*What is the origin and meaning of "Ha-Taque" in the name for Reldnahc's Sonichu form?
*Why is Reldnahc's version of the Curse-ye-ha-me-ha named the "Quee-fee-mae-mo-bo-bo?"
*Do you still play the [[Soulcalibur]] games, and if so, what custom content, if any, have you made for it?
*Related to the previous question: do you still play the Super Smash Bros. games, and if so, what custom characters, if any, have you made for it?
*A long time ago, you [[Live Drawing Streams|livestreamed yourself working on]] [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]], and then again for [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]]. Is there a chance that you will do something like this again in the future?
*When creating your doxing list, how did you discover OneyNG, Psychicpebbles, and Matt Watson?
* Back in 2017, you posted [[September 2017 tweets#Random Access Grandad: San Andreas|a tweet]] about how you watched Behind the Meme's video on 7 Grand Dad. What are your thoughts on the meme's source, Vinesauce?
*What issue of the comic are you the least proud of making?
*What inspired the [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] music project?
*How old are [[Sonichu and Rosechu's children]]?
*Where did the “Chris-Chan” nickname come from?
*Will any of the villains from previous issues of ''Sonichu'' reappear in any future issues?
*Since you now own an Xbox One, what is your current opinion on the Xbox brand in general?
*Some have theorized that one reason you like [[Meg Griffin]] from [[Family Guy]] so much is because she shares her first name with [[Megan Schroeder]]. Is this true, and if not, than what draws you to her?
*Beyond Super Smash Bros. and Soulcalibur, what are your opinions on some of the other fighting games you have played?
*In May of 2018, you stated that you were a furry. How did you come to that conclusion?

==Other Cool Things==
[[File:3dCWC.jpeg|thumb|This will happen one day, just wait.]]

[[/sandbox|Sandbox for rewriting articles about ''Sonichu''.]]

[[/sandbox Page 2|Sandbox for transcripts.]]

[[/sandbox page 3|Sandbox for rewriting other articles.]]

[[/Sonic Boom Protests Timeline|A summary of the events of Chris's Sonic Boom Protests]]

==Quote of the Day==

"LIFE IS PAIN, I HATE-" - Jerma, 2017

OneyPlays Twitter Voice Clip

2021-06-19T21:51:16Z

Superspongebobbros:

On 19 [[June 2021]], Chris posted an '''audio recording''' through [[Twitter]]'s voice function. It is a recording of Chris reciting and laughing at [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDHGlKMooo8 a joke that was made in an OneyPlays video]. Chris, for a change, took a joke at his expense in stride.

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| previous = [[Cover song: “I’ll Be Your Mirror” by Velvet Underground]]
| next = [[Birthday Greetings to Devin]]
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==Transcript==
'''Chris:''' Oh man, he made me laugh--they made me laugh. ''(chuckles)'' "Why would you call it [[26 December 2014|pepper spray]] if it's not pepper, hmm?" ''(laughs)'' There you go, you got one outta me. ''(laughs again)'' I like that joke! "Why would you call it pepper spray if it's not pepper, hmm?" ''(Chris laughs)''

==External links==
*[https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1406094749090594821 Link to tweet]

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[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2021]]
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to Twitter]]

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2021-06-19T19:03:31Z

Superspongebobbros: /* Quote of the Day */

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|{{Americunt}}{{JERK}}{{Straight}}{{Observer}}{{ClassicChris}}{{White}}{{Armchair Psychologist}}{{Troper}}
|}

== Welcome to my user page! ==

I am Superspongebobbros: connoisseur of garbage (which is one reason I started following Chris in the first place), [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu '']] lore specialist, and master of pointless trivia. I make edits, but then again, a lot of people here make edits so it's not very surprising.

== Things I have done ==

*Began rewriting the [[Sonichu (character)]] page.
*Added a bunch of new files that Chris posted on his Twitter on September 2018.
*Transcribed a few of Chris's older tweets from September 2018.
*Redirected most of the redirects that linked to [[Sonichu and Rosechu's children]] instead of [[Robee Sonichu]], [[Cera Rosechu]], or [[Christine Rosechu]].
*Transcribed [[To Cole Smithey, from Barb, and Sonichu (Prime)]], [[Chris Chan Sonichu Intro animation]], and parts of [[Sonichu's Update on the Dimension Merge and Sermon - October, 2020]] and [[Sonichu reads and critiques a Fanfic by The Crimson Libertarian]].
*Began rewriting [[Chris and stress]].
*Updated the Wikipedia links in the CWCipedia Mailbags to the new format.
* Emptied out some of the stuff in the Unused fan art category that was actually used.
* Created (kinda) and uploaded an image that somehow became Picture of the Now. The image is at the bottom of my user page, if you want to see it.

==Things I plan to do/Things I am working on ==

*Work on some of the more recently made pages.
*Transcribe some more of Chris's tweets from September 2018-ish.
*Work on the pages for other ''Sonichu'' characters.
*Finish rewriting [[Chris and stress]].
*Update the [[Sonichu chronology]] page.
*Redirect links to ''Sonichu'' pages from the CWCipedia to here.
*Rewrite the [[Blanca Weiss]] article.
*Create summaries for many of the Chonology by month articles.

== My history with Chris-Chan ==
[[File:SonichuTrollFace.png|thumb|When you cover yourself in oil but can't fly.]]
I can't remember what was the first time I heard of Chris-Chan or Sonichu, but I was at least aware of Sonichu by 2016. However, in 2018 this would change. First, I was exposed to the world of Chris at large from the Know Your Meme page on Chris some time around 2018 (the most recent thing they have on that article is [[CLog Special - PATREON & MORE|Chris's Patreon announcement]], and in fact it would only be until I saw a picture of [[January 2019 social media posts#On Ted Bundy|a tweet]] by Chris about [[Ted Bundy]] in January 2019 that I learned about Chris's entanglement with the [[Idea Guys]]). Later, I watched Fredrick Knudsen's video on Chris, and even visited the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page on Chris. Later on, by early 2019 I had a concept for a series of "repaints" of various 3D Sonic games with Sonichu replacing Sonic and Chris replacing Dr. Eggman, among other things (they never went anywhere). Eventually, I discovered the CWCki, and I never looked back since. I lurked on the site until 22 July 2020, when the CWCki performed its regular "open account creation to everyone for a brief moment." In the midst of all the spambots, I was one of the few TRUE and HONEST people who managed to create an account.

There are multiple reasons why I am so fascinated with Chris and the ''Sonichu'' comic. The primary reason is because I feel that ''Sonichu'' embodies the zeitgeist of internet fandom culture during the 2000s. This was a period of time where there were little expectations for the quality of anything uploaded to the world wide web- people could create almost anything they wanted. Nowadays, there are a set of standards that people expect content to reach, with anything that doesn't meet someone's expectations being seen as bad or cringey. And while I can't deny that the increase in expectation is a good thing, I feel like the days of fan content made by inexperienced people are long gone. Another reason why ''Sonichu'' is so interesting to me is because it is not only unprofessional to a fault, but it is so entwined with its author. Throughout the 15 years ''Sonichu'' has existed, it has proudly displayed the author's [[Category:Things Chris likes|interests]], his [[Love Quest|desires]], his [[Jerkops|conflicts]], his [[Homos|prejudices]], his [[Chris and reality|worldview]], and his [[Dimensional Merge|dreams]]. Simply put, ''Sonichu'' is not "a work made by Christian Weston Chandler," ''Sonichu'' ''is'' Christian Weston Chandler.

== Stuff I did related to Chris and observations I made ==

*Once, soon after I discovered the CWCki and became fascinated with Chris, I wrote a letter asking him to make an issue of ''Sonichu'' involving [[Pmurt]] and a character I liked. I last updated it in November, and ultimately never sent it since I realized that this made me look like a [[ween]] and that trying to have a normal conversation with Chris is impossible nowadays. It also contained questions for Chris, some of which I put in the "Questions for Chris" section below.
*Chris's coping mechanism of body swapping is just him crashing into slumber so hard he no-clips out of his own body and into someone else.
*Chris's [[Chris and art|art]] skills have gotten better since the 2000s, though that's only when comparing how he draws Electric Hedgehog Pokémon between then and now. He still sucks at drawing people.
*Megan was surprisingly a good fit for Chris since, like him, she also had an interest in drawing Pokémon as Sonic OCs.
*Chris predicted {{w|KonoSuba}} since both ''Sonichu'' and KonoSuba feature characters with names related to water that are [[slow-in-the-mind]].
*The only good thing about [[Sonichu 13|''Sonichu'' #13]] is the implication that Monika was turned into an Electric Hedgehog Pokémon.
*I am enough of a weeb to tell what art was traced in [[:File:Fistofthesonichu.JPG|Fistofthesonichu.JPG]]. Both of the sources for Chris and Sonichu come from ''JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.'' Specifically, Chris's appearance was traced from an image of Jotaro Kujo featured on [https://static.jojowiki.com/images/4/4a/latest/20191015215734/Volume_16.jpg the cover of volume 16] of the manga, while Sonichu's appearance was traced from an image of Jotaro's stand, Star Platinum, from [https://static.jojowiki.com/images/2/2c/latest/20191015220029/Volume_21.jpg the cover of volume 21].
:*Additionally, I managed to figure out that in [[:File:MimmsIRL.JPG|that one image of Mimms]], he is holding volume 13 of the manga, with the book opened to a page in chapter 119 (in the middle of Jotaro's fight against Kakyoin.)
* My favorite Chris video is [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!]].
* The CWCipedia Mailbag was a mistake on everyone's part.
* I am waiting for the moment when Chris incorporates Sonic.EXE into his lore. (trust me, it will happen eventually)
:*[[January 2021 social media posts#Bodyswap announcement|Called it.]]
* [[:File:48-Mimmbo Bo Boruto Card.jpg|One of Chris's homemade My Little Pony figures]] predicted the creation of {{w|Boruto: Naruto Next Generations|Boruto}}.
* [[September 2017 tweets#Random Access Grandad: San Andreas|Chris knows what Vinesauce is.]]
:*[[December 2020 social media posts#Chris "setting the record straight"|Chris also knows what Coldsteel the Hedgeheg is.]]
* If there was a fighting game based on ''Sonichu'', I'd play it.
* At long last, [[OneyPlays Twitter Voice Clip|two legends meet]].

==My Questions for Chris==

These are questions I have for Chris. Every now and then I'll post on on the [[User:Anaxis/CWC Questions Depository|CWC Questions Depository]] page in the hopes that Chris will answer it. Questions in bold are ones that I have posted to the page and are pending Chris's answer.

*Is the Sonichu medallion that you gave to [[Blanca]] the same as the original medallion, or was it modified or remade between 2000-2008?
*Besides BNA and Cells at Work, what other anime have you watched during the pandemic?
*Will you resume [[Sonichu 16| ''Sonichu'' #16]]?
*What would you consider to be the best and worst issues of the Sonic the Hedgehog comic?
*'''A lot of people have theorized that Chris's [[Colossal Chan]] form is based on the Super Saiyan 4 transformation from Dragon Ball GT. Is this true, or was something else the inspiration for Colossal Chan?'''
*What happened to [[Flame the Sunbird]] after [[Sonichu 3|''Sonichu'' #3]]?
*Of the three initial villains in [[Sonichu 13|''Sonichu'' #13]] (Kuromi, [[Akan]], and Monika), Monika is the only one whose fate hasn't been revealed, so what happened to her?
*Is the Ian Brandon Anderson from [[Sonichu 13|''Sonichu'' #13]] the same as [[Liquid Chris#In the comic|IBAChandler]] from [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]]?
*Why was the comic version of [[Liquid Chris]] named IBAChandler?
* Is IBAChandler from [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]] the same as Ian Brandon Anderson from [[Sonichu 13|''Sonichu'' #13]]?
*Why did you use the name [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] for a character from [[Sonichu 13|''Sonichu'' #13]]?
*What are the songs contained in [[Christian's Favorite Hits!|Christian's Favorite Hits 2]]?
*Which Electric Hedgehog Pokemon are kept in S-chu Balls?
*What are your thoughts on Kanye West running for president in the 2020 election?
*What is the origin and meaning of "Ha-Taque" in the name for Reldnahc's Sonichu form?
*Why is Reldnahc's version of the Curse-ye-ha-me-ha named the "Quee-fee-mae-mo-bo-bo?"
*Do you still play the [[Soulcalibur]] games, and if so, what custom content, if any, have you made for it?
*Related to the previous question: do you still play the Super Smash Bros. games, and if so, what custom characters, if any, have you made for it?
*A long time ago, you [[Live Drawing Streams|livestreamed yourself working on]] [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]], and then again for [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]]. Is there a chance that you will do something like this again in the future?
*When creating your doxing list, how did you discover OneyNG, Psychicpebbles, and Matt Watson?
* Back in 2017, you posted [[September 2017 tweets#Random Access Grandad: San Andreas|a tweet]] about how you watched Behind the Meme's video on 7 Grand Dad. What are your thoughts on the meme's source, Vinesauce?
*What issue of the comic are you the least proud of making?
*What inspired the [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] music project?
*How old are [[Sonichu and Rosechu's children]]?
*Where did the “Chris-Chan” nickname come from?
*Will any of the villains from previous issues of ''Sonichu'' reappear in any future issues?
*Since you now own an Xbox One, what is your current opinion on the Xbox brand in general?
*Some have theorized that one reason you like [[Meg Griffin]] from [[Family Guy]] so much is because she shares her first name with [[Megan Schroeder]]. Is this true, and if not, than what draws you to her?
*Beyond Super Smash Bros. and Soulcalibur, what are your opinions on some of the other fighting games you have played?
*In May of 2018, you stated that you were a furry. How did you come to that conclusion, and do you still consider yourself a furry?

==Other Cool Things==
[[File:3dCWC.jpeg|thumb|This will happen one day, just wait.]]

[[/sandbox|Sandbox for rewriting articles about ''Sonichu''.]]

[[/sandbox Page 2|Sandbox for transcripts.]]

[[/sandbox page 3|Sandbox for rewriting other articles.]]

[[/Sonic Boom Protests Timeline|A summary of the events of Chris's Sonic Boom Protests]]

==Quote of the Day==

"LIFE IS PAIN, I HATE-" - Jerma, 2017

OneyPlays Twitter Voice Clip

2021-06-19T18:59:05Z

Superspongebobbros: /* Transcript */

On 19 [[June 2021]], Chris posted an '''audio recording''' through [[Twitter]]'s voice function. It is a recording of Chris reciting and laughing at [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDHGlKMooo8 a joke that was made in an OneyPlays video]. Chris, for a change, took a joke at his expense in stride.

{{Infobox/video
| name = OneyPlays Twitter Voice Clip
| video = {{#ev:youtube|n_bvDbzx1rg}}
| stardate = 19 [[June 2021]]
| subject = {{Comedy|text}}
| style =
| shirt =
| saga =
| other = {{Audio|text}}
| maker =
| previous = [[Cover song: “I’ll Be Your Mirror” by Velvet Underground]]
| next = N/A
}}

==Transcript==
'''Chris:''' Oh man, he made me laugh--they made me laugh. ''(chuckles)'' "Why would you call it [[26 December 2014|pepper spray]] if it's not pepper, hmm?" ''(laughs)'' There you go, you got one outta me. ''(laughs again)'' I like that joke! "Why would you call it pepper spray if it's not pepper, hmm?" ''(Chris laughs)''

==External links==
*[https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1406094749090594821 Link to tweet]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Cover song: “I’ll Be Your Mirror” by Velvet Underground]]|nextlink=N/A}}

[[Category:Twitter]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2021]]
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to Twitter]]

OneyPlays Twitter Voice Clip

2021-06-19T18:07:40Z

Superspongebobbros: /* Transcript */

On 19 [[June 2021]], Chris posted an '''audio recording''' through [[Twitter]]'s voice function. It is a recording of Chris reciting and laughing at [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDHGlKMooo8 a joke that was made in an OneyPlays video]. Chris, for a change, took a joke at his expense in stride.

{{Infobox/video
| name = OneyPlays Twitter Voice Clip
| video = {{#ev:youtube|n_bvDbzx1rg}}
| stardate = 19 [[June 2021]]
| subject = {{Comedy|text}}
| style =
| shirt =
| saga =
| other = {{Audio|text}}
| maker =
| previous = [[Cover song: “I’ll Be Your Mirror” by Velvet Underground]]
| next = N/A
}}

==Transcript==
'''Chris:''' Oh man, he made me laugh--they made me laugh. ''(chuckles)'' "What would you call [[pepper spray]] if it's not pepper, hmm?" ''(laughs)'' There you go, you got one outta me. ''(laughs again)'' I like that joke! "What would you call pepper spray if it's not pepper, hmm?" ''(Chris laughs)''

==External links==
*[https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1406094749090594821 Link to tweet]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Cover song: “I’ll Be Your Mirror” by Velvet Underground]]|nextlink=N/A}}

[[Category:Twitter]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2021]]
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to Twitter]]

OneyPlays Twitter Voice Clip

2021-06-19T18:04:10Z

Superspongebobbros: linking a clip of the scene Chris found funny.

On 19 [[June 2021]], Chris posted an '''audio recording''' through [[Twitter]]'s voice function. It is a recording of Chris reciting and laughing at [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDHGlKMooo8 a joke that was made in an OneyPlays video]. Chris, for a change, took a joke at his expense in stride.

{{Infobox/video
| name = OneyPlays Twitter Voice Clip
| video = {{#ev:youtube|n_bvDbzx1rg}}
| stardate = 19 [[June 2021]]
| subject = {{Comedy|text}}
| style =
| shirt =
| saga =
| other = {{Audio|text}}
| maker =
| previous = [[Cover song: “I’ll Be Your Mirror” by Velvet Underground]]
| next = N/A
}}

==Transcript==
'''Chris:''' Oh man, he made me laugh--they made me laugh. ''(chuckles)'' "What would you call [[pepper spray]] if it's not pepper, hmm?" ''(laughs)'' There you go, you got one Oney(?). ''(laughs again)'' I like that joke! "What would you call pepper spray if it's not pepper, hmm?" ''(Chris laughs)''

==External links==
*[https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1406094749090594821 Link to tweet]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Cover song: “I’ll Be Your Mirror” by Velvet Underground]]|nextlink=N/A}}

[[Category:Twitter]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2021]]
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to Twitter]]

User:Superspongebobbros

2021-06-19T18:00:03Z

Superspongebobbros: /* Stuff I did related to Chris and observations I made */

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|{{Americunt}}{{JERK}}{{Straight}}{{Observer}}{{ClassicChris}}{{White}}{{Armchair Psychologist}}{{Troper}}
|}

== Welcome to my user page! ==

I am Superspongebobbros: connoisseur of garbage (which is one reason I started following Chris in the first place), [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu '']] lore specialist, and master of pointless trivia. I make edits, but then again, a lot of people here make edits so it's not very surprising.

== Things I have done ==

*Began rewriting the [[Sonichu (character)]] page.
*Added a bunch of new files that Chris posted on his Twitter on September 2018.
*Transcribed a few of Chris's older tweets from September 2018.
*Redirected most of the redirects that linked to [[Sonichu and Rosechu's children]] instead of [[Robee Sonichu]], [[Cera Rosechu]], or [[Christine Rosechu]].
*Transcribed [[To Cole Smithey, from Barb, and Sonichu (Prime)]], [[Chris Chan Sonichu Intro animation]], and parts of [[Sonichu's Update on the Dimension Merge and Sermon - October, 2020]] and [[Sonichu reads and critiques a Fanfic by The Crimson Libertarian]].
*Began rewriting [[Chris and stress]].
*Updated the Wikipedia links in the CWCipedia Mailbags to the new format.
* Emptied out some of the stuff in the Unused fan art category that was actually used.
* Created (kinda) and uploaded an image that somehow became Picture of the Now. The image is at the bottom of my user page, if you want to see it.

==Things I plan to do/Things I am working on ==

*Work on some of the more recently made pages.
*Transcribe some more of Chris's tweets from September 2018-ish.
*Work on the pages for other ''Sonichu'' characters.
*Finish rewriting [[Chris and stress]].
*Update the [[Sonichu chronology]] page.
*Redirect links to ''Sonichu'' pages from the CWCipedia to here.
*Rewrite the [[Blanca Weiss]] article.
*Create summaries for many of the Chonology by month articles.

== My history with Chris-Chan ==
[[File:SonichuTrollFace.png|thumb|When you cover yourself in oil but can't fly.]]
I can't remember what was the first time I heard of Chris-Chan or Sonichu, but I was at least aware of Sonichu by 2016. However, in 2018 this would change. First, I was exposed to the world of Chris at large from the Know Your Meme page on Chris some time around 2018 (the most recent thing they have on that article is [[CLog Special - PATREON & MORE|Chris's Patreon announcement]], and in fact it would only be until I saw a picture of [[January 2019 social media posts#On Ted Bundy|a tweet]] by Chris about [[Ted Bundy]] in January 2019 that I learned about Chris's entanglement with the [[Idea Guys]]). Later, I watched Fredrick Knudsen's video on Chris, and even visited the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page on Chris. Later on, by early 2019 I had a concept for a series of "repaints" of various 3D Sonic games with Sonichu replacing Sonic and Chris replacing Dr. Eggman, among other things (they never went anywhere). Eventually, I discovered the CWCki, and I never looked back since. I lurked on the site until 22 July 2020, when the CWCki performed its regular "open account creation to everyone for a brief moment." In the midst of all the spambots, I was one of the few TRUE and HONEST people who managed to create an account.

There are multiple reasons why I am so fascinated with Chris and the ''Sonichu'' comic. The primary reason is because I feel that ''Sonichu'' embodies the zeitgeist of internet fandom culture during the 2000s. This was a period of time where there were little expectations for the quality of anything uploaded to the world wide web- people could create almost anything they wanted. Nowadays, there are a set of standards that people expect content to reach, with anything that doesn't meet someone's expectations being seen as bad or cringey. And while I can't deny that the increase in expectation is a good thing, I feel like the days of fan content made by inexperienced people are long gone. Another reason why ''Sonichu'' is so interesting to me is because it is not only unprofessional to a fault, but it is so entwined with its author. Throughout the 15 years ''Sonichu'' has existed, it has proudly displayed the author's [[Category:Things Chris likes|interests]], his [[Love Quest|desires]], his [[Jerkops|conflicts]], his [[Homos|prejudices]], his [[Chris and reality|worldview]], and his [[Dimensional Merge|dreams]]. Simply put, ''Sonichu'' is not "a work made by Christian Weston Chandler," ''Sonichu'' ''is'' Christian Weston Chandler.

== Stuff I did related to Chris and observations I made ==

*Once, soon after I discovered the CWCki and became fascinated with Chris, I wrote a letter asking him to make an issue of ''Sonichu'' involving [[Pmurt]] and a character I liked. I last updated it in November, and ultimately never sent it since I realized that this made me look like a [[ween]] and that trying to have a normal conversation with Chris is impossible nowadays. It also contained questions for Chris, some of which I put in the "Questions for Chris" section below.
*Chris's coping mechanism of body swapping is just him crashing into slumber so hard he no-clips out of his own body and into someone else.
*Chris's [[Chris and art|art]] skills have gotten better since the 2000s, though that's only when comparing how he draws Electric Hedgehog Pokémon between then and now. He still sucks at drawing people.
*Megan was surprisingly a good fit for Chris since, like him, she also had an interest in drawing Pokémon as Sonic OCs.
*Chris predicted {{w|KonoSuba}} since both ''Sonichu'' and KonoSuba feature characters with names related to water that are [[slow-in-the-mind]].
*The only good thing about [[Sonichu 13|''Sonichu'' #13]] is the implication that Monika was turned into an Electric Hedgehog Pokémon.
*I am enough of a weeb to tell what art was traced in [[:File:Fistofthesonichu.JPG|Fistofthesonichu.JPG]]. Both of the sources for Chris and Sonichu come from ''JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.'' Specifically, Chris's appearance was traced from an image of Jotaro Kujo featured on [https://static.jojowiki.com/images/4/4a/latest/20191015215734/Volume_16.jpg the cover of volume 16] of the manga, while Sonichu's appearance was traced from an image of Jotaro's stand, Star Platinum, from [https://static.jojowiki.com/images/2/2c/latest/20191015220029/Volume_21.jpg the cover of volume 21].
:*Additionally, I managed to figure out that in [[:File:MimmsIRL.JPG|that one image of Mimms]], he is holding volume 13 of the manga, with the book opened to a page in chapter 119 (in the middle of Jotaro's fight against Kakyoin.)
* My favorite Chris video is [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!]].
* The CWCipedia Mailbag was a mistake on everyone's part.
* I am waiting for the moment when Chris incorporates Sonic.EXE into his lore. (trust me, it will happen eventually)
:*[[January 2021 social media posts#Bodyswap announcement|Called it.]]
* [[:File:48-Mimmbo Bo Boruto Card.jpg|One of Chris's homemade My Little Pony figures]] predicted the creation of {{w|Boruto: Naruto Next Generations|Boruto}}.
* [[September 2017 tweets#Random Access Grandad: San Andreas|Chris knows what Vinesauce is.]]
:*[[December 2020 social media posts#Chris "setting the record straight"|Chris also knows what Coldsteel the Hedgeheg is.]]
* If there was a fighting game based on ''Sonichu'', I'd play it.
* At long last, [[OneyPlays Twitter Voice Clip|two legends meet]].

==My Questions for Chris==

These are questions I have for Chris. Every now and then I'll post on on the [[User:Anaxis/CWC Questions Depository|CWC Questions Depository]] page in the hopes that Chris will answer it. Questions in bold are ones that I have posted to the page and are pending Chris's answer.

*Is the Sonichu medallion that you gave to [[Blanca]] the same as the original medallion, or was it modified or remade between 2000-2008?
*Besides BNA and Cells at Work, what other anime have you watched during the pandemic?
*Will you resume [[Sonichu 16| ''Sonichu'' #16]]?
*What would you consider to be the best and worst issues of the Sonic the Hedgehog comic?
*'''A lot of people have theorized that Chris's [[Colossal Chan]] form is based on the Super Saiyan 4 transformation from Dragon Ball GT. Is this true, or was something else the inspiration for Colossal Chan?'''
*What happened to [[Flame the Sunbird]] after [[Sonichu 3|''Sonichu'' #3]]?
*Of the three initial villains in [[Sonichu 13|''Sonichu'' #13]] (Kuromi, [[Akan]], and Monika), Monika is the only one whose fate hasn't been revealed, so what happened to her?
*Is the Ian Brandon Anderson from [[Sonichu 13|''Sonichu'' #13]] the same as [[Liquid Chris#In the comic|IBAChandler]] from [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]]?
*Why was the comic version of [[Liquid Chris]] named IBAChandler?
* Is IBAChandler from [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]] the same as Ian Brandon Anderson from [[Sonichu 13|''Sonichu'' #13]]?
*Why did you use the name [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] for a character from [[Sonichu 13|''Sonichu'' #13]]?
*What are the songs contained in [[Christian's Favorite Hits!|Christian's Favorite Hits 2]]?
*Which Electric Hedgehog Pokemon are kept in S-chu Balls?
*What are your thoughts on Kanye West running for president in the 2020 election?
*What is the origin and meaning of "Ha-Taque" in the name for Reldnahc's Sonichu form?
*Why is Reldnahc's version of the Curse-ye-ha-me-ha named the "Quee-fee-mae-mo-bo-bo?"
*Do you still play the [[Soulcalibur]] games, and if so, what custom content, if any, have you made for it?
*Related to the previous question: do you still play the Super Smash Bros. games, and if so, what custom characters, if any, have you made for it?
*A long time ago, you [[Live Drawing Streams|livestreamed yourself working on]] [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]], and then again for [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]]. Is there a chance that you will do something like this again in the future?
*When creating your doxing list, how did you discover OneyNG, Psychicpebbles, and Matt Watson?
* Back in 2017, you posted [[September 2017 tweets#Random Access Grandad: San Andreas|a tweet]] about how you watched Behind the Meme's video on 7 Grand Dad. What are your thoughts on the meme's source, Vinesauce?
*What issue of the comic are you the least proud of making?
*What inspired the [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] music project?
*How old are [[Sonichu and Rosechu's children]]?
*Where did the “Chris-Chan” nickname come from?
*Will any of the villains from previous issues of ''Sonichu'' reappear in any future issues?
*Since you now own an Xbox One, what is your current opinion on the Xbox brand in general?
*Some have theorized that one reason you like [[Meg Griffin]] from [[Family Guy]] so much is because she shares her first name with [[Megan Schroeder]]. Is this true, and if not, than what draws you to her?
*Beyond Super Smash Bros. and Soulcalibur, what are your opinions on some of the other fighting games you have played?
*In May of 2018, you stated that you were a furry. How did you come to that conclusion, and do you still consider yourself a furry?

==Other Cool Things==
[[File:3dCWC.jpeg|thumb|This will happen one day, just wait.]]

[[/sandbox|Sandbox for rewriting articles about ''Sonichu''.]]

[[/sandbox Page 2|Sandbox for transcripts.]]

[[/sandbox page 3|Sandbox for rewriting other articles.]]

[[/Sonic Boom Protests Timeline|A summary of the events of Chris's Sonic Boom Protests]]

==Quote of the Day==

"Are you OK?" - [[Mailbag 60|Terry Bogard]], 1999

Anime Mid-Atlantic

2021-06-17T21:06:13Z

Superspongebobbros: /* 2005 */

'''Anime Mid-Atlantic''' was an [[anime]] convention that [[Chris]] attended on 29 [[May 2004]] and 17 [[June 2005]]. It took place at a Holiday Inn (now DoubleTree) in [[Richmond]].

==2004==
Anime Mid-Atlantic took place on May 28–30, [[2004]]. Chris recounts this event in ''[[Sonichu's News Dash!]]'' #5:<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/SchusNews5.htm</ref>

{{quotebox|
On May 29, [[2004]], I, Christian Chandler, attended my first [[Anime]] Convention. I had a good time watching some Anime, sampling some [[Wikipedia:Ramune|Ramune]] (Japan Soda), and other things. My main highlight though was meeting the lovely and sweet-spoken voice actress,{{w|Monica Rial}} (pictured next to me to the left). Monica is well known for being the voice behind many Anime characters. Some of which include: Hyatt ([[Excel Saga]]), Saki ({{w|Steel Angel Kurumi}}), Mikako ({{w|Martian Successor Nadesico|Martian Sucessor Nadesico}} [''sic'']) and Shii ({{w|Puni Puni Poemy}}). She also sings opera very nicely, and she is a very nice, fun and sweet person to hang around with. She sure made my day a sweet one. ;8)
}}

<center><gallery>
Image:CWCMonica.jpg|Chris develops his [[Megan Schroeder|shoulder]] fetish.
Image:405-ExcelV1.jpg|<nowiki>:D</nowiki>
Image:131-AnimeMid2004.jpg|<nowiki>;D</nowiki>
</gallery></center>
{{-}}

==2005==
Chris anticipated this event in ''[[Sonichu's News Dash!]]'' #9 and #10:<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/SchusNews9.htm</ref> It took place on June 17–19, [[2005]].

{{quotebox|Since he has put himself into [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]’s world, he will “[[Cosplay]]” as himself ([[Chris and his Ego|talk about self-respect]], huh?). Also, he will be watching some of the good anime, getting some souvenirs, participating in some of the events and just having a good time. Also, he will have some printed copies of the [[Sonichu 0|Sonichu Premiere Issue #0]] on hand, but if you want a collectable copy, you will have to find him, and ask for one. 
At the convention, as noted for now, there will be quite a selection of special guests attending, such as ADV voice actors, {{w|Greg Ayres|Greg Ayers}} [''sic''] and {{w|Doug Smith}}, and author {{w|Robert V. Aldrich}}. CWC hopes that Monica Rial will be there again this year (see ''[[News Dash!]]'' #5 for his previous encounter with this lovely Voice Actress)! 8) Also up for fun are the Art Shows, contests, Guest Panels, Workshops, Video Game Room, Vendors to sell [[Anime Wings|Cool Anime items]] (some imported from Japan), and much, much more.
}}

[[Image:132-AnimeMidAtlanticBadge.jpg|8D|thumb]]

This year, Chris stayed for all three days of the convention, and spent two nights at a hotel alone.

<gallery>
File:0653-ANIME051.jpg|Chris with an early [[Son-Chu]]
Image:AMA1.jpg|[[Video games|GameCube]]...check.
Image:AMA2.jpg|[[Health|24-pack of Pepsi]]...check.
Image:0656-ANIME059.JPG|[[Pixelblocks]]...check.
Image:AMA4.jpg|...I said "check".
Image:AMA3.jpg|Erotic soap dish...check
Image:0658-ANIME513.JPG|[[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Comic!Chris]] costume...check!
Image:0679-ANIME525.JPG|AWESOME!!!
</gallery>

===Witness account===
[[Image:0668-ANIME514.JPG|thumb|Fellow autists at the Sonic panel]]

In [[May 2010]], the blog ''Topless Robot'' had a contest for "Most Shameful Nerd Moment". One commenter named tasakeru828, who ran a ''[[Sonic]]'' panel at what was presumably Anime Mid-Atlantic 2005, described the experience:<ref>http://www.toplessrobot.com/2010/05/moments_of_nerd_shame_and_the_winners_are.php</ref>

{{quotebox|I actually met Chris-chan at an anime convention before [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] found out about him and started [[troll]]ing him en masse. A friend and I were hosting a [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] panel and trying to prove that not all Sonic fans are as batshit insane as they're made out to be. That noble goal was shot to hell when the one-and-only Christian Weston Chandler arrived in all his [[Chris and fashion|clown-shirted]], Sonichu-[[medallion]]-wearing glory and started handing out free copies of his first issue. He asked us a completely unintelligible question (thinking mistakenly that we actually had some influence on the series as a whole), and afterwards he babbled at us personally while we smiled and nodded trying to look interested. We obviously knew he was mentally ill, but we had no idea that we were meeting a future [[Chris and the Internet|Internet]] legend. 
Now, I still persist in my goal to prove that some Sonic fans are decent, intelligent people. (...) But Lord, Chris-chan comes very close to ruining it all for even me, and that should tell you something.}}

==Aftermath==
Chris did not go to another anime convention for a long time.

In [[2010]], Chris planned for a time to visit the [[MGS|Otakon]] convention in Baltimore (in large part so he could meet [[Jackie]] there), but he managed to thwart himself by spending the money he'd set aside for the expedition. In an [[Jackie E-mails 6|e-mail to Jackie]], he claims that [[Chris and Money|he overdrew his bank account]] shortly before the trip. This incurred the wrath of his parents, who refused to allow him to leave the house.

Chris also hoped to attend the [[2011]] MAGFest gaming convention in Washington D.C., but after his parents learned of his plans to spend the weekend sleeping in a hotel lobby and/or his car, they once again put the kibosh on the planned outing. In another [[Jackie E-mails 29|e-mail to Jackie]], Chris claimed that they threatened to lock him out of the house if he tried to make the trip.

At long last, in [[August 2015]], Chris was able to escape from Barb's clutches long enough to attend [[OmegaCon]], where he competed in the [[cosplay]] [[contest]] as Vinyl Scratch, a character from ''[[My Little Pony|My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic]]''.

== Sources ==
<references />

==External links==
* [http://www.animemidatlantic.com/ Official Website]
* [http://www.animecons.com/events/info.shtml/105 Anime Mid-Atlantic 2004 Convention Information Page]
* [http://www.animecons.com/events/info.shtml/638 Anime Mid-Atlantic 2005 Convention Information Page]
* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anime_Mid-Atlantic Wikipedia page]

{{Places}}

[[Category:Places]]

Anime Mid-Atlantic

2021-06-17T21:05:54Z

Superspongebobbros:

'''Anime Mid-Atlantic''' was an [[anime]] convention that [[Chris]] attended on 29 [[May 2004]] and 17 [[June 2005]]. It took place at a Holiday Inn (now DoubleTree) in [[Richmond]].

==2004==
Anime Mid-Atlantic took place on May 28–30, [[2004]]. Chris recounts this event in ''[[Sonichu's News Dash!]]'' #5:<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/SchusNews5.htm</ref>

{{quotebox|
On May 29, [[2004]], I, Christian Chandler, attended my first [[Anime]] Convention. I had a good time watching some Anime, sampling some [[Wikipedia:Ramune|Ramune]] (Japan Soda), and other things. My main highlight though was meeting the lovely and sweet-spoken voice actress,{{w|Monica Rial}} (pictured next to me to the left). Monica is well known for being the voice behind many Anime characters. Some of which include: Hyatt ([[Excel Saga]]), Saki ({{w|Steel Angel Kurumi}}), Mikako ({{w|Martian Successor Nadesico|Martian Sucessor Nadesico}} [''sic'']) and Shii ({{w|Puni Puni Poemy}}). She also sings opera very nicely, and she is a very nice, fun and sweet person to hang around with. She sure made my day a sweet one. ;8)
}}

<center><gallery>
Image:CWCMonica.jpg|Chris develops his [[Megan Schroeder|shoulder]] fetish.
Image:405-ExcelV1.jpg|<nowiki>:D</nowiki>
Image:131-AnimeMid2004.jpg|<nowiki>;D</nowiki>
</gallery></center>
{{-}}

==2005==
Chris anticipated this event in ''[[Sonichu's News Dash!]]'' #9 and #10:<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/SchusNews9.htm</ref> It took place on June 17–19, [[2005]].

{{quotebox|Since he has put himself into [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]’s world, he will “[[Cosplay]]” as himself ([[Chris and his Ego|talk about self-respect]], huh?). Also, he will be watching some of the good anime, getting some souvenirs, participating in some of the events and just having a good time. Also, he will have some printed copies of the [[Sonichu 0|Sonichu Premiere Issue #0]] on hand, but if you want a collectable copy, you will have to find him, and ask for one. 
At the convention, as noted for now, there will be quite a selection of special guests attending, such as ADV voice actors, {{w|Greg Ayres|Greg Ayers}} [''sic''] and [{w|Doug Smith}}, and author {{w|Robert V. Aldrich}}. CWC hopes that Monica Rial will be there again this year (see ''[[News Dash!]]'' #5 for his previous encounter with this lovely Voice Actress)! 8) Also up for fun are the Art Shows, contests, Guest Panels, Workshops, Video Game Room, Vendors to sell [[Anime Wings|Cool Anime items]] (some imported from Japan), and much, much more.
}}

[[Image:132-AnimeMidAtlanticBadge.jpg|8D|thumb]]

This year, Chris stayed for all three days of the convention, and spent two nights at a hotel alone.

<gallery>
File:0653-ANIME051.jpg|Chris with an early [[Son-Chu]]
Image:AMA1.jpg|[[Video games|GameCube]]...check.
Image:AMA2.jpg|[[Health|24-pack of Pepsi]]...check.
Image:0656-ANIME059.JPG|[[Pixelblocks]]...check.
Image:AMA4.jpg|...I said "check".
Image:AMA3.jpg|Erotic soap dish...check
Image:0658-ANIME513.JPG|[[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Comic!Chris]] costume...check!
Image:0679-ANIME525.JPG|AWESOME!!!
</gallery>

===Witness account===
[[Image:0668-ANIME514.JPG|thumb|Fellow autists at the Sonic panel]]

In [[May 2010]], the blog ''Topless Robot'' had a contest for "Most Shameful Nerd Moment". One commenter named tasakeru828, who ran a ''[[Sonic]]'' panel at what was presumably Anime Mid-Atlantic 2005, described the experience:<ref>http://www.toplessrobot.com/2010/05/moments_of_nerd_shame_and_the_winners_are.php</ref>

{{quotebox|I actually met Chris-chan at an anime convention before [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] found out about him and started [[troll]]ing him en masse. A friend and I were hosting a [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] panel and trying to prove that not all Sonic fans are as batshit insane as they're made out to be. That noble goal was shot to hell when the one-and-only Christian Weston Chandler arrived in all his [[Chris and fashion|clown-shirted]], Sonichu-[[medallion]]-wearing glory and started handing out free copies of his first issue. He asked us a completely unintelligible question (thinking mistakenly that we actually had some influence on the series as a whole), and afterwards he babbled at us personally while we smiled and nodded trying to look interested. We obviously knew he was mentally ill, but we had no idea that we were meeting a future [[Chris and the Internet|Internet]] legend. 
Now, I still persist in my goal to prove that some Sonic fans are decent, intelligent people. (...) But Lord, Chris-chan comes very close to ruining it all for even me, and that should tell you something.}}

==Aftermath==
Chris did not go to another anime convention for a long time.

In [[2010]], Chris planned for a time to visit the [[MGS|Otakon]] convention in Baltimore (in large part so he could meet [[Jackie]] there), but he managed to thwart himself by spending the money he'd set aside for the expedition. In an [[Jackie E-mails 6|e-mail to Jackie]], he claims that [[Chris and Money|he overdrew his bank account]] shortly before the trip. This incurred the wrath of his parents, who refused to allow him to leave the house.

Chris also hoped to attend the [[2011]] MAGFest gaming convention in Washington D.C., but after his parents learned of his plans to spend the weekend sleeping in a hotel lobby and/or his car, they once again put the kibosh on the planned outing. In another [[Jackie E-mails 29|e-mail to Jackie]], Chris claimed that they threatened to lock him out of the house if he tried to make the trip.

At long last, in [[August 2015]], Chris was able to escape from Barb's clutches long enough to attend [[OmegaCon]], where he competed in the [[cosplay]] [[contest]] as Vinyl Scratch, a character from ''[[My Little Pony|My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic]]''.

== Sources ==
<references />

==External links==
* [http://www.animemidatlantic.com/ Official Website]
* [http://www.animecons.com/events/info.shtml/105 Anime Mid-Atlantic 2004 Convention Information Page]
* [http://www.animecons.com/events/info.shtml/638 Anime Mid-Atlantic 2005 Convention Information Page]
* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anime_Mid-Atlantic Wikipedia page]

{{Places}}

[[Category:Places]]

April 2017

2021-06-16T16:39:08Z

Superspongebobbros:

[[File:April 2017.png|thumb|Chris, in April, wearing [[The Classic]] shirt after recovering it from the hoard.]]

'''April ''' is the fourth month of '''[[2017]]'''. Chris spent most of the month trying to find ways to solve the [[Financhu Crisis]] by selling more stuff. As a result, [[The Classic]] would make its return, albeit heavily damaged from the [[2014 house fire]]. Chris also got into a dispute with a buyer after Chris failed to send his [[Sonic Totem]] to a buyer after promptly blowing the profit from the sale on a [[$400 gold necklace]]. Eventually, however, Chris managed to resolve the situation and send out the item. Meanwhile, over the course of the month [[DoopieDoOver]] would warm up to Chris enough to reply back to him, blowing the door open for Chris to try and take it too far.

{{quote|I do not feel I would be mentally suited for an application-required, long waits to be contacted or not contacted, "am I hired yet", under "The Man", Freaking job!!! Stop Telling me to "Get a Job". Gawd!!!|Chris, [[April 2017 Facebook posts#Chris explains why he won't get a job|4 April]], after his friends on Facebook refused to entertain his nonsense excuses for not having a job.}}

==Posts==
'''Facebook'''
*[[April 2017 Facebook posts]]

'''Twitter'''
*[[2017 tweets#April|April 2017 tweets]]

==Videos==
*[[Son-Chu Review]]
*[[Sonic Totem and More]]
*[[By the book, Buy the book plus update]]
*[[EMERGENCY HOME UPDATE]]
*[[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04142017]]
*[[React to SNL 41-4 Darn Ol' Tramp 45]]
*[[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04192017 - The Shirt]]
*[[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04272017]]
*[[Speed Sewing Announcement]]
*[[Speed Sewing Announcement#Part 2|It's a start...]]

==Highlights==
*2 April - Chris releases [[Son-Chu Review]], a 48-minute long video of him playing with toys.
*3 April - Chris seeks pity from DoopieDoOver through a [[2017 tweets#STRESSFUL SUNDAY. GAWD!|tweet]].
*4 April - Chris explains [[April 2017 Facebook posts#Chris explains why he won't get a job|why he won't get a job]]. Later that day, he whines on [[April 2017 Facebook posts#Whining about the mortage|Facebook]] and [[2017 tweets#I Really Do Not Like Seterus|Twitter]] about the mortgage company putting Barb's bank account $800+ into the red.
*5 April - Chris throws a [[April 2017 Facebook posts#Chris explains why he won't get a job|tantrum]] at his Facebook friends for suggesting that he get a job.
*6 April - Chris tweets to [[Cole Smithey]], asking for [[2017 tweets#Begging Cole for money|financial help]].
*7 April - Chris releases [[Sonic Totem and More]], offering to sell his [[Sonic Totem]] for a ludicrous '''$1,500'''. It is sold '''4 hours later'''. One hour after the sale, he blows [[$400 gold necklace|$400 on a gold necklace for Barb]]. During the next three days, he orders $750 worth of [[Skylanders avatar]] products for his [[Stamps|raffle prizes]]
*10 April - Chris uploads [[By the book, Buy the book plus update]], imploring people to buy his $1,000 stamp album, because he had ''already spent the money from selling the totem.'' He also states he will mail it later in the week.
*14 April - Barb begs for money to pay an overdue power bill in [[EMERGENCY HOME UPDATE]], ''while wearing the $400 necklace Chris had bought her a week before''. Six hours later, Chris uploads [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04142017]], a 23-minute video of him playing with expensive toys.
*19 April - Chris's [[April 2017 Facebook posts#Offering six Sonichu drawings for $2,000|Paypal account is in the red by over $1,450]], because he had failed to ship the Sonic Totem; as a result, the buyer filed a dispute and eBay or Paypal placed a temporary hold on the $1,500, pulling it from Chris's account. He [[eBay#Sonichu drawings from 2014|lists six Sonichu drawings]], from 2014, at $2,000 for the lot. Then, he digs through 10 to 20 bags of wet, moldy clothes, left over from the [[Destruction Of Chris's House]] three years before, and finds The Classic shirt. He [[eBay#The Classic shirt|lists it on eBay]] for $12,000 (or a Buy It Now price of $20,000). Later, he records [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04192017 - The Shirt]] to promote the listing.
*20 April - [[April 2017 Facebook posts#Barb borrowed from life insurance|Barb bails herself and Chris out of imminent financial ruin]] by borrowing from their life insurance, repeating [[Open Relationship E-mails#Barb is borrowing from Chris's life insurance|a move she pulled in 2014]]. This time, she uses the cash to fix the $800 deficit on her bank account, pay for Chris to ship the Sonic Totem to its buyer, and buy groceries.
*21 April - The [[Sonic Totem]] buyer receives it in the mail and leaves positive feedback, saying, "The item arrived safely." Since the dispute was resolved, the sale money was then released to Chris, putting his Paypal back in the black.
*22nd - The [[eBay#The Classic shirt|auction for the Classic Shirt]] concludes, bid to $25,100.
*27th - Chris [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04272017|asks people to buy his stamp album for $500]], since his bank account is still in the red. He also mentions that the Classic Shirt buyer had not paid him $25,100 for it yet, and he would give her until the next day to begin paying.
*29 April - Chris [[Speed Sewing Announcement|attempts to repair]] The Classic shirt.

{{timeline}}

April 2017

2021-06-16T16:34:02Z

Superspongebobbros:

[[File:April 2017.png|thumb|Chris, in April, wearing [[The Classic]] shirt after recovering it from the hoard.]]

'''April ''' is the fourth month of '''[[2017]]'''. Chris spent most of the month trying to find ways to solve the [[Financhu Crisis]] by selling more stuff. This eventually led to a dispute with a buyer after Chris failed to send his [[Sonic Totem]] to a buyer after promptly blowing the profit from the sale on a [[$400 gold necklace]]. Eventually, however, Chris managed to resolve the situation and send out the item. Meanwhile, over the course of the month [[DoopieDoOver]] would warm up to Chris enough to reply back to him, blowing the door open for Chris to try and take it too far.

{{quote|I do not feel I would be mentally suited for an application-required, long waits to be contacted or not contacted, "am I hired yet", under "The Man", Freaking job!!! Stop Telling me to "Get a Job". Gawd!!!|Chris, [[April 2017 Facebook posts#Chris explains why he won't get a job|4 April]], after his friends on Facebook refused to entertain his nonsense excuses for not having a job.}}

==Posts==
'''Facebook'''
*[[April 2017 Facebook posts]]

'''Twitter'''
*[[2017 tweets#April|April 2017 tweets]]

==Videos==
*[[Son-Chu Review]]
*[[Sonic Totem and More]]
*[[By the book, Buy the book plus update]]
*[[EMERGENCY HOME UPDATE]]
*[[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04142017]]
*[[React to SNL 41-4 Darn Ol' Tramp 45]]
*[[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04192017 - The Shirt]]
*[[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04272017]]
*[[Speed Sewing Announcement]]
*[[Speed Sewing Announcement#Part 2|It's a start...]]

==Highlights==
*2 April - Chris releases [[Son-Chu Review]], a 48-minute long video of him playing with toys.
*3 April - Chris seeks pity from DoopieDoOver through a [[2017 tweets#STRESSFUL SUNDAY. GAWD!|tweet]].
*4 April - Chris explains [[April 2017 Facebook posts#Chris explains why he won't get a job|why he won't get a job]]. Later that day, he whines on [[April 2017 Facebook posts#Whining about the mortage|Facebook]] and [[2017 tweets#I Really Do Not Like Seterus|Twitter]] about the mortgage company putting Barb's bank account $800+ into the red.
*5 April - Chris throws a [[April 2017 Facebook posts#Chris explains why he won't get a job|tantrum]] at his Facebook friends for suggesting that he get a job.
*6 April - Chris tweets to [[Cole Smithey]], asking for [[2017 tweets#Begging Cole for money|financial help]].
*7 April - Chris releases [[Sonic Totem and More]], offering to sell his [[Sonic Totem]] for a ludicrous '''$1,500'''. It is sold '''4 hours later'''. One hour after the sale, he blows [[$400 gold necklace|$400 on a gold necklace for Barb]]. During the next three days, he orders $750 worth of [[Skylanders avatar]] products for his [[Stamps|raffle prizes]]
*10 April - Chris uploads [[By the book, Buy the book plus update]], imploring people to buy his $1,000 stamp album, because he had ''already spent the money from selling the totem.'' He also states he will mail it later in the week.
*14 April - Barb begs for money to pay an overdue power bill in [[EMERGENCY HOME UPDATE]], ''while wearing the $400 necklace Chris had bought her a week before''. Six hours later, Chris uploads [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04142017]], a 23-minute video of him playing with expensive toys.
*19 April - Chris's [[April 2017 Facebook posts#Offering six Sonichu drawings for $2,000|Paypal account is in the red by over $1,450]], because he had failed to ship the Sonic Totem; as a result, the buyer filed a dispute and eBay or Paypal placed a temporary hold on the $1,500, pulling it from Chris's account. He [[eBay#Sonichu drawings from 2014|lists six Sonichu drawings]], from 2014, at $2,000 for the lot. Then, he digs through 10 to 20 bags of wet, moldy clothes, left over from the [[Destruction Of Chris's House]] three years before, and finds The Classic shirt. He [[eBay#The Classic shirt|lists it on eBay]] for $12,000 (or a Buy It Now price of $20,000). Later, he records [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04192017 - The Shirt]] to promote the listing.
*20 April - [[April 2017 Facebook posts#Barb borrowed from life insurance|Barb bails herself and Chris out of imminent financial ruin]] by borrowing from their life insurance, repeating [[Open Relationship E-mails#Barb is borrowing from Chris's life insurance|a move she pulled in 2014]]. This time, she uses the cash to fix the $800 deficit on her bank account, pay for Chris to ship the Sonic Totem to its buyer, and buy groceries.
*21 April - The [[Sonic Totem]] buyer receives it in the mail and leaves positive feedback, saying, "The item arrived safely." Since the dispute was resolved, the sale money was then released to Chris, putting his Paypal back in the black.
*22nd - The [[eBay#The Classic shirt|auction for the Classic Shirt]] concludes, bid to $25,100.
*27th - Chris [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04272017|asks people to buy his stamp album for $500]], since his bank account is still in the red. He also mentions that the Classic Shirt buyer had not paid him $25,100 for it yet, and he would give her until the next day to begin paying.
*29 April - Chris [[Speed Sewing Announcement|attempts to repair]] The Classic shirt.

{{timeline}}

April 2017

2021-06-16T16:33:45Z

Superspongebobbros:

[[File:April 2017.png|thumb|Chris, in April, wearing [[The Classic]] shirt after recovering it from the hoard.]]

'''April ''' is the fourth month of '''[[2017]]'''. Chris spent most of the month trying to find ways to solve the [[Financhu Crisis]] by selling more stuff . This eventually led to a dispute with a buyer after Chris failed to send his [[Sonic Totem]] to a buyer after promptly blowing the profit from the sale on a [[$400 gold necklace]]. Eventually, however, Chris managed to resolve the situation and send out the item. Meanwhile, over the course of the month [[DoopieDoOver]] would warm up to Chris enough to reply back to him, blowing the door open for Chris to try and take it too far.

{{quote|I do not feel I would be mentally suited for an application-required, long waits to be contacted or not contacted, "am I hired yet", under "The Man", Freaking job!!! Stop Telling me to "Get a Job". Gawd!!!|Chris, [[April 2017 Facebook posts#Chris explains why he won't get a job|4 April]], after his friends on Facebook refused to entertain his nonsense excuses for not having a job.}}

==Posts==
'''Facebook'''
*[[April 2017 Facebook posts]]

'''Twitter'''
*[[2017 tweets#April|April 2017 tweets]]

==Videos==
*[[Son-Chu Review]]
*[[Sonic Totem and More]]
*[[By the book, Buy the book plus update]]
*[[EMERGENCY HOME UPDATE]]
*[[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04142017]]
*[[React to SNL 41-4 Darn Ol' Tramp 45]]
*[[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04192017 - The Shirt]]
*[[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04272017]]
*[[Speed Sewing Announcement]]
*[[Speed Sewing Announcement#Part 2|It's a start...]]

==Highlights==
*2 April - Chris releases [[Son-Chu Review]], a 48-minute long video of him playing with toys.
*3 April - Chris seeks pity from DoopieDoOver through a [[2017 tweets#STRESSFUL SUNDAY. GAWD!|tweet]].
*4 April - Chris explains [[April 2017 Facebook posts#Chris explains why he won't get a job|why he won't get a job]]. Later that day, he whines on [[April 2017 Facebook posts#Whining about the mortage|Facebook]] and [[2017 tweets#I Really Do Not Like Seterus|Twitter]] about the mortgage company putting Barb's bank account $800+ into the red.
*5 April - Chris throws a [[April 2017 Facebook posts#Chris explains why he won't get a job|tantrum]] at his Facebook friends for suggesting that he get a job.
*6 April - Chris tweets to [[Cole Smithey]], asking for [[2017 tweets#Begging Cole for money|financial help]].
*7 April - Chris releases [[Sonic Totem and More]], offering to sell his [[Sonic Totem]] for a ludicrous '''$1,500'''. It is sold '''4 hours later'''. One hour after the sale, he blows [[$400 gold necklace|$400 on a gold necklace for Barb]]. During the next three days, he orders $750 worth of [[Skylanders avatar]] products for his [[Stamps|raffle prizes]]
*10 April - Chris uploads [[By the book, Buy the book plus update]], imploring people to buy his $1,000 stamp album, because he had ''already spent the money from selling the totem.'' He also states he will mail it later in the week.
*14 April - Barb begs for money to pay an overdue power bill in [[EMERGENCY HOME UPDATE]], ''while wearing the $400 necklace Chris had bought her a week before''. Six hours later, Chris uploads [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04142017]], a 23-minute video of him playing with expensive toys.
*19 April - Chris's [[April 2017 Facebook posts#Offering six Sonichu drawings for $2,000|Paypal account is in the red by over $1,450]], because he had failed to ship the Sonic Totem; as a result, the buyer filed a dispute and eBay or Paypal placed a temporary hold on the $1,500, pulling it from Chris's account. He [[eBay#Sonichu drawings from 2014|lists six Sonichu drawings]], from 2014, at $2,000 for the lot. Then, he digs through 10 to 20 bags of wet, moldy clothes, left over from the [[Destruction Of Chris's House]] three years before, and finds The Classic shirt. He [[eBay#The Classic shirt|lists it on eBay]] for $12,000 (or a Buy It Now price of $20,000). Later, he records [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04192017 - The Shirt]] to promote the listing.
*20 April - [[April 2017 Facebook posts#Barb borrowed from life insurance|Barb bails herself and Chris out of imminent financial ruin]] by borrowing from their life insurance, repeating [[Open Relationship E-mails#Barb is borrowing from Chris's life insurance|a move she pulled in 2014]]. This time, she uses the cash to fix the $800 deficit on her bank account, pay for Chris to ship the Sonic Totem to its buyer, and buy groceries.
*21 April - The [[Sonic Totem]] buyer receives it in the mail and leaves positive feedback, saying, "The item arrived safely." Since the dispute was resolved, the sale money was then released to Chris, putting his Paypal back in the black.
*22nd - The [[eBay#The Classic shirt|auction for the Classic Shirt]] concludes, bid to $25,100.
*27th - Chris [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04272017|asks people to buy his stamp album for $500]], since his bank account is still in the red. He also mentions that the Classic Shirt buyer had not paid him $25,100 for it yet, and he would give her until the next day to begin paying.
*29 April - Chris [[Speed Sewing Announcement|attempts to repair]] The Classic shirt.

{{timeline}}

March 2017

2021-06-16T16:25:28Z

Superspongebobbros:

[[File:Fight like a girl meme.jpg|thumb|Chris, in March.]]

'''March''' is the third month of '''[[2017]]'''. In this month, Chris began pawning off [[Bob|his father]]'s [[Stamps|stamp collection]] for [[List of toys|cash]]. He also began regularly tweeting to [[DoopieDoOver]], setting the stage for the first major saga of the year.

{{quote|I say to Joel Doe, Suck It Up, kid. If a lack of a penis on someone bothers you, look at someone else who has one. After all, a penis is an outward-grown clitoris.
|[[March 2017 Facebook Posts#Transgenders in locker rooms|Chris, 24 March, suggesting how to combat transphobia.]]}}

==Posts==
'''Facebook'''
*[[March 2017 Facebook Posts]]

'''Twitter'''
*[[2017 tweets#March | 2017 tweets]]

==Videos==
*[[I'm selling my father's stamp collection; come on down and buy some of it]]
*[[A little Fluttershy singing (imitation)]]

==Highlights==
*1 March - Chris offers parts of [[March 2017 Facebook Posts#Selling Bob's stamp collection|Bob's stamp collection]] for sale.
*2 March - Most of Chris's profit from selling stamps is wiped out after he spends over $50 [[List of toys#Bought in 2017 from eBay|on toys]].
*3 March - Chris lists his [[Stamps|personal stamp album]] for $1,000.
*7 March - Chris erases the remainder of his profit from sales of Bob's stamps by spending $30 on [https://psnprofiles.com/trophies/5906-lego-worlds/Sonichu Lego Worlds] for PS4 on its release date.
*7 March - On Twitter, Chris rants at TV writer Danny Zuker and voice actress Tara Strong [[2017 tweets#Ranting at Tara Strong about Cole|about his half-brother Cole Smithey]].
*7 March - Chris shills for meal service [[March 2017 Facebook Posts#Blue Apron|Blue Apron]] and posts a photo of his food.
*11 March - Chris [[2017 tweets#Poop|shitposts]] on Twitter.
*17 March - For St. Patrick's Day, Chris draws [[March 2017 Facebook Posts#St. Patrick's and an Autobot|a picture of Son-Chu]].
*18 March - A [[A little Fluttershy singing (imitation)|video]] is uploaded of Chris singing lyrics from Sesame Street in the voice of a character from My Little Pony.
*19 March - Chris [[March 2017 Facebook Posts#Please buy stamps|begs on Facebook]] for people to buy more stamps, saying "[[Lie|My mother and I can Really do with the money]]." At that point, he had made $85 in sales [[List of toys#Bought in 2017 from eBay|then quickly spent]] [[List of Chris's video games#PlayStation 4 (PS4)|$90 on toys]].
*21 March - Upon learning that a brony convention is offering free admission for volunteers, Chris [[2017 tweets#Requesting gas money for cross-country trip|asks them to pay his gas]] for him to drive there. The con is in California, meaning a $500 round trip cost.
*21 March - After reading this wiki's entry on [[Son-Chu]], Chris comments on his inspiration for it.
*21 March - Chris is [[2017 tweets#Hypnotized by furry art|hypnotized]] by a gif of a furry and tweets about it.
*23 March - Chris [[2017 tweets#Hitting on Doopie|hits on DoopieDoOver]] (an artist for the Planet Dolan YouTube channel), after tweeting random replies to her for two weeks.
*24 March - Chris [[March 2017 Facebook Posts#Transgenders in locker rooms|offers some advice]] for people uncomfortable with sharing locker rooms with transgenders.
*27 March - A raffle [[March 2017 Facebook Posts#Raffle for new merch|is announced by Chris]]. Participants can enter by purchasing one of the [[stamps]] on his Ebay for a chance to win prizes such as a [[Son-Chu]] figure or Chris's [[Skylanders avatar]].

{{timeline}}

Talk:Saga

2021-06-13T19:34:07Z

Superspongebobbros: /* Thetan */

Add the sagas that we have from the [[List of Videos]] page and describe the overarching storylines in each. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 14:09, 19 October 2009 (CEST)
*The current saga should be called the "Revalation" saga. --[[User:14recinez|14recinez]] 15:30, 14 September 2013 (EST)
* Add information involving the Ebay stuff to the Facebook Saga section. [[User:Fredinno|Fredinno]] ([[User talk:Fredinno|talk]]) 05:08, 6 February 2015 (UTC)
* Add the 2014 sagas to the Sagas timeline. [[User:Fredinno|Fredinno]] ([[User talk:Fredinno|talk]]) 05:08, 6 February 2015 (UTC)
==Changes==
So basically what I tried to do so far is sum up every saga in 3 images. Is this at all helpful? I can upload colour versions instead if we prefer, but I thought this looked kind of good. I can also put all of them together to make a MEGASAGA sort of image that we can add to as more sagas become apparent. What do we want? Or delete them if you think they are gay. If they are not gay, then I will finish the rest tomorrow. ALSO: I can make a vertically oriented timeline (like from a history book) showing how they progress and overlap. Or horizontally, whatever we want really. Just tell me. For now, I need to sleep. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 01:25, 24 October 2009 (CEST)

* I actually really like these. [[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 03:38, 24 October 2009 (CEST)
:*I like them. Though I think that like, the subject of the saga should be in the center. Like, the Miyamoto saga, Reggie is in the middle when it really should be Miyamoto. If I may recommend one for Liquid, if there was a way to make it look like they're staring down each other, that'd be cool. Otherwise, nice work, I like the general idea. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:47, 24 October 2009 (CEST)
::*Your wish is my command. It is done. I think I got what you wanted for the Liquid saga too... Now what exactly? I can get started on a timeline. I guess I will work on making each subsection more introductory in the text too... --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 20:49, 24 October 2009 (CEST)
::*So I have added some detail to give a bit more advanced insight on the sagas for this page. I hope it is helpful. Are there any other sagas that should be here? I assume not. What do we need to add to make this... complete... --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 01:23, 25 October 2009 (CEST)

==Timeline==
[[Image:Timeline.png|right]]
So the timeline you see running here is one I made for this article. Problem, When I run it down the right side of the article it looks funny. At least I think it does. Try it. Should we put it there... or what? I will just work on the actual text of this article until we decide what to do about the imagery. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 22:33, 24 October 2009 (CEST)
*I haven't heard any opinions on this and they claimed to like it in IRC so I have it running down the right. Revert it if you like. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 22:41, 25 October 2009 (CET)
:*I like it a lot too. Having it up and down isn't orthodox but it's well suited for the media. Very nice job. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:55, 30 October 2009 (CET)
*I think it looks great, but I think the information is a bit wrong... the Megan Saga went on through the beginning of 2008 and into the ED and Adam Stackhouse affairs. Hell, there wouldn't be a Stackhouse Saga without Megan. Otherwise, it looks good.
----[[User:Kwippleton|Kwippleton]] 06:51, 11 January 2010 (UTC)

==Gregg Mays saga==
Not sure if we should consider it part of Clyde Cash saga but we should consider a Gregg Mays saga to include all this Gregg Mays stuff. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:55, 30 October 2009 (CET)

==Jack Thaddeus Saga, anyone?==
Or does anyone think it's too early? --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 03:42, 2 January 2010 (CET)
* I was about to suggest the same thing. With the [[Kill de Jack|recent]] [[To Clyde and Jack|videos]] aimed at him, the [[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call|three]] [[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 2|phone]] [[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 3|calls]] and the CWCipedia ad shenanigans, not to mention [[It's UGH!|previous]] [[Chris humps his PS3|antics]], there seems to be enough material to warrant a new saga. --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 05:17, 8 January 2010 (UTC)
** Don't forget about Asperchu in the future. Seeing how dedicated Alec is with it so far (and Jack just started advertising his wiki in CWCipedia), a Saga for that is inevitable! --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 05:32, 8 January 2010 (UTC)
*** And I think it has begun! --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 02:02, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
**** {{Asperchu}} [[Asperchu]] Saga. You like? --[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 02:05, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
***** Very nice! Now how about Jack, anyone? --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 02:08, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
***** Awesome job on the icon! --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 02:09, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
===Actually...===
Looking at recent edits, someone was adding a "Homosexual ad saga" to this page but it was reverted. While not a proper saga, I'd say it's a sort of mini saga and it's part of the Chris narrative, as it leads into Asperchu saga. Thoughts? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:49, 15 January 2010 (UTC)
:I'm not sure I'd call the homosexual ads a saga by itself, but part of a CWCipedia saga? I'm certainly not part of the inner circle, but I imagine more hi-jinks involving the CWCipedia are in store. [[User:Chris fangs|Chris fangs]] 21:54, 15 January 2010 (UTC)
*I reverted it. It wasn't a proper saga, no. Even if it could be considered one, the information wasn't presented well enough. I first reverted the changes made to the timeline PNG[http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:Timeline.png], which also wasn't up to par. There could be a lead-in to the Asperchu Saga, sure, but I would vote no on calling it a saga. --[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 22:02, 15 January 2010 (UTC)
*I re-reverted because you're a huge faggot have a nice day [[User:Nitrocore|Nitrocore]]

*Actually, I changed my mind. If someone could make a better, more convincing presentation of it, go ahead. --[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 22:16, 15 January 2010 (UTC)
:*I agree that the presentation on the timeline sucks, and the name "Homosexual ad saga" does as well. I think Chris fangs is onto something about it being called "CWCipedia saga" since in a way, the Mailbag is a way of trolling Chris and CWCipedia in general sorta inadvertently trolls Chris. Thoughts? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:20, 15 January 2010 (UTC)
::*Well, it seems I've angered someone. Not my intentions, to be sure. Anyway, CWCipedia Saga has a nice ring to it and it's relevant, since the Mailbag is certainly a repository of ongoing trolling. --[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 22:28, 15 January 2010 (UTC)
::*Champthom, I'll leave it to you to revert the timeline image/Saga page or not. I don't wish to get into a revert war over Chris Chan. --[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 22:34, 15 January 2010 (UTC)
:::*I'm not saying you're wrong, I'm just saying that you're right but so is Nitrocore. The concept of a saga invoking CWCipedia, perhaps call it CWCipedia saga, is good or maybe Jack Thaddeus saga (though I'm aiming at the former) but you are correct in that the write up and the name at the time did kinda suck, and we still need to work on the timeline. For starters, we need to get in touch with the original creator of the timeline or maybe start from scratch. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:58, 15 January 2010 (UTC)
* Ha i win sucker, I actually like "Cwc saga" as well i was just adding stuff(unlike you) if you can combine it and possibly make it better with external links then I'm not bothered [[User:Nitrocore|Nitrocore]]
::::*I went with the CWCipedia idea. It's a rough draft, but you get the idea. Nitro, if there is a next time, try not to act like a child. Also, sign your discussion edits with the timestamp. --[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 00:37, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

==The CWCki Saga, anyone?==

I was going to start this, but decided otherwise unless objects to it, but what we got here is the start of a third saga - CWCki Saga. Chris knows about the CWCki and now he wants to take control of it. You think we should start gathering information on this?--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 05:19, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
*Damn. It's barely 24 hrs in and we are already talking about a saga! I think it is a tad too early to talk about a saga. Outside of "The WallFlower Incident", we got mostly nothing. Let's wait a little to see where it will goes. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 05:30, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
:*I agree. Luckily, we'll probably find out two days from now, when his ultimatum gets ignored to death. If nothing comes of it, then nothing comes of it. If he spazzes out and does something really stupid, like threatening legal action or starting an epic edit war, then yeah. -- [[User:Revolver Octopus|Revolver Octopus]] 05:44, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

==Vanessa Saga==

My old pet project, probably not long or significant enough, but some pretty good videos and logs came from that --[[User:Robotnik|Robotnik]] 07:52, 12 March 2010 (UTC)
*Vanessa saga is one of the unsung tales of the overarching CWC saga and it's sorry that it isn't currently reflected here. However, perhaps now in retrospect it seems more to be part of Ivy saga, though Vanessa saga had dynamic elements and whatnot. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 11:07, 12 March 2010 (UTC)

== more saga sum up images ==

we need a saga image for asperchu (not tito yet) and the cwikipedia saga--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 02:19, 20 March 2010 (UTC)

Heres a quick one i made for the game place, just to throw out the idea, can't use it since it doesn't match the others
[[image:Picture_4.png]]

== Tito saga ==

'''In December 2009, Chris released a page from Sonichu 10, which revealed a girl named [[Lovely Weather]]. Many trolls were confused as to why Chris would create a fictional love interest when previous issues used real life girls. The confusion continued when Chris revealed he had a gal-pal during some of his Mailbags.'''

Is it just me or does this seem to suggest that "Lovely Weather" is connected to [[The Wallflower]]? If so, this text is incorrect as Chris didn't meet Wallflower until January at the latest. Srsly guys. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:50, 6 April 2010 (UTC)
* Okay, I'll admit - I wrote that bit when it seemed like there was a connection between Weather and Wallflower. I'll alter it so it won't seem that way.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 13:01, 6 April 2010 (UTC)

==IRL Saga?==

It might be too early for this, but if he keeps up these public creeper antics, methinks an "IRL Saga" would be appropriate. --[[User:AdderCress|AdderCress]] 16:12, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
* I always thought it would be better to call everything that's happened since he "left" the Internet the "CWC Exile Saga". But, still, IRL Saga's just as good.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 16:24, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
**How about 'Reality Saga'? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 16:48, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
***If we're going to do that, we might as well include the Love Quest as a saga, since this sounds pretty much like a repeat of those events. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 17:34, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
**** I understand the reasoning behind that, though a good chunk of the Love Quest happened online within specific sagas. Personally, the only issue I would see with such a saga (CWC Exile is a great title) is that it overlaps with The GAMe PLACe and the last bit of Surfshack Tito.--[[User:AdderCress|AdderCress]] 01:14, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
***** I think, in a technical level, we're between sagas. We just simply have to wait and see what damn fool thing he does next. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 02:06, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

== Flipnote Hatena saga ==

Does it count as one yet? He's slowly cracking at the seams, and it could get worse. --[[User:Espanolic|Espanolic]] 20:39, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
*It looks like it might form a saga as he goes along and breaks more Flipnote Waptena rules, so it's plausible. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 21:31, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
**Of course he's banned from uploading anything now. I think it was a bit short to count as a saga. A bit uneventful too, though that's just my thoughts on it. If everyone else thinks it could be considered it's own saga... Go for it.--[[User:Yoyoddd|Yoyoddd]] 10:07, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
***I look at this a bit like the Tito saga; very little actually was done to Chris, but it was his response to what happened that made it a saga. We have to wait and see how he reacts to the ban to see whether it's worthy or not. That's just my two cents though. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 10:49, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
****Maybe we should put "interim activities" as a separate category; nothing that fits the criteria for saga but still somewhat noteworthy. Chris being "off the internet" and on flipnote for a month could merit that. That way we could still fill out the periods between major sagas. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 14:32, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
*****Even if it doesn't count as a full-fledged "Saga" it was a pretty crazy two weeks. I'm not sure if he'll return to youtube as a result of his banning, but I'm sure he'll cap off the whole thing with an enraged complaint ''somewhere''.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 15:41, 3 July 2010 (UTC)

==PS3 Saga?==

Before somebody already points it out, I know that the few destruction videos he put up doesn't count as a saga. I'm wondering if we should make a saga for the activities that lead to it's destruction. There's a lot of juicy info I'd like to catalog, but I don't know if it's officially over yet or not (And i also don't want to disrupt any trolling plans that may still be in motion). --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 15:04, 17 September 2010 (PDT)

==Missing Sagas==
Why aren't the sagas caused by [[Vanessa_Saga|Joshua Martinez]] included on the saga list?
*1) please sign your posts (it's four ~ in a row) 2) the stuff from Joshua Martinez is really part of Ivy saga. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:45, 22 June 2011 (PDT)

==On Sagas==
This isn't picking on anything that's going on here, but I was thinking and I think the term "saga" gets abused - not so much on here, mind you, but elsewhere but I think it sometimes spills over to the CWCki.

What is a saga? Like the article says, it's an overarching story in the life and times of Chris. For instance, let's take Miyamoto saga, which, also as the article says, what really started the whole "saga" thing. You have Chris and "Miyamoto" talking to each other over several weeks, and there's conflict between the two, then there's Reggie who gets involved, and then there's all the videos inbetween. If you watch a video from the saga without the context the saga arch provides, you're missing out on a lot. They're all intertwined, the content that is, and that's what the saga theme is all about, taking stuff that happens to Chris and presenting it in a way that provides narrative and understanding.

So what does this mean? You calling Chris is not "You calling Chris saga." Chris dressing up as a woman is not "Tomgirl saga." Seeing Chris at the mall is not "Chris at the mall saga." Chris does stuff, it doesn't need to fit in part of a narrative. It's sorta a chapter in the overarching saga that is Chris's life, but not a saga in itself. Secondly, I don't think sagas are really made. I think people expect to troll Chris and want some place on this page, wanting their own "Gigantic Attention Whore saga." Pretty much every saga wasn't intended to be a saga, it's not like they planned this all out, it's just going with the flow and it happens to have narrative to it.

I had more but I forgot what else I was going to say. But hopefully this will make sense and serve as a guide to what is a saga and what isn't, so much as how it should be included on the page.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:45, 22 June 2011 (PDT)

*Actually, while we're talking about sagas, I'd like to ask for a bit of clarification on how saga related articles are named. Recent sagas for instance are just documented in the article on the appropriate person. The article on the Ivy Saga is called [[Ivy]] and the article on the Liquid Saga is called [[Liquid Chris]]. But then there are articles which are literally called [[Miyamoto Saga]] or [[Vanessa Saga]], which are full of emails just dumped there incomprehensibly. And this is in spite of there actually being articles for [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] and [[Vanessa Hudgens]]. Don't get me wrong, I realize the need to keep the crap ton of emails separate from the main articles, but the naming convention is just odd. I'm not quite sure, but I'm willing to bet it's Clyde's fault. What is the official policy on naming saga articles? Should they all be named as "X" or as "X Saga"? And while we're on it, some sagas have a weird little template documenting all things related to them. Two I can name are [[:Template:BlancaSaga]] and [[:Template:MeganSaga]]. I don't think they're bad. They could use a little cleanup, but I do have a problem with the fact that some sagas have them and others don't. They could serve as a great way to sum up everything and point users in the direction of content relevant to each saga, but as it is right now, there's no consistency in which sagas have them. What should we do? --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 06:29, 22 June 2011 (PDT)
:*Good points. In regards to the e-mails, I guess people consider the bulk of the saga the e-mails or IM chats behind them, but perhaps we could rename them to be "Miyamoto Saga e-mails" or "Vanessa Saga chats"? It's probably Clyde's fault, at least for the Miyamoto e-mails. As for the templates, they probably could use cleaning up and the reason why some do and some don't is because people haven't gotten around to doing them for other templates (which can be something you can work on, if you so please). Definitely, make templates for each saga, that'd be a great way to present information. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:46, 23 June 2011 (PDT)
::*Well if you think that's something for me to work on then I suppose I could have a go at it. It'd make a change from all the sonichu shit that I've been doing recently. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 05:41, 24 June 2011 (PDT)

== Individual Saga pages ==

I didn't know where to put this suggestion, so I'm putting it here. I was thinking we can give each Saga its own page. The pages would go into more detail about the saga, a summary of the events, and a listing of videos, emails, etc. in order by date. This serves to make a description about all events in the Saga from beginning to end, as there is none on the CWCki. The closest there is to it is the timeline with all of the years and months, but often times there are events irrelevant to the Saga and events in other Sagas happening. --[[User:American Christory X|American Christory X]] 16:47, 2 January 2012 (PST)
* EDIT: I noticed there are articles called "Vanessa Saga" and more, but those aren't the type of formats I'm talking about. Those pages are only content dumps, but what I'm talking about is much more organized.
* I made a [[Tomgirl Saga]] page. If there's a problem with it, or if the page is a bad idea, speak now or I'll write pages for the other sagas. --[[User:American Christory X|American Christory X]] 09:56, 3 January 2012 (PST)
*I still don't think that the whole Tomgirl thing is actually a saga, but I'll let other people debate that as that's mostly my opinion. The thing is, the articles about respective sagas tend to be in the page about the people involved. Like, most of the stuff with the Ivy saga is in the [[Ivy]] page, and the stuff about Liquid is on the [[Liquid Chris]] page. I see what you want to do and it does make sense but I think it might be redundant unless we totally rework these biographical articles so we're not saying the same stuff on two different pages.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 00:38, 4 January 2012 (PST)
**I think that the question of whether or not every Saga deserves its own individual page should be decided on a case by case basis rather then collectively. I think that starting the article on the Tomgirl Saga was a good idea, but having articles such "Jackie Saga", "Blanca Saga" or "Julie Saga" will be redundant in my opinion. - [[User:NegaCWC|NegaCWC]] 06:44, 4 January 2012 (PST)
*** i agree, this page handles the simplified explanations and servers as a nice jumping off point. There is plenty blue here to get you started and if you need details about the saga then read the details linked in blue :)
* I was thinking this myself. Not every saga needs a seperate page but sagas which involved a lot of interaction in the form of Youtube videos between two parties would benefit from a seperate entry. I'm especially thinking of the Liquid Chris/CWCivil war ordeal. One page or a group of pages with the video interaction between the two in chronological order would be very useful. Maybe the Asperchu saga also? I was taking a break from Chris during that period and am still not too clear on the chronology of events. [[User:Samboy|Samboy]] 09:06, 15 July 2012 (PDT)

== Second Exile saga? ==

Chris hasn't done anything of note lately. His therapist may have banned him from the internet, and is most likely doing his service or playing video games. This may go on for a while, and might be considered a saga.--[[User:Germanicus|Germanicus]] 14:13, 8 October 2012 (PDT)

- I disagree. A time without content, I feel, shouldn't be considered a saga.--[[User:Fredinno|Fredinno]] 13:01, 3 Feburary 2014

== Regarding the Catherine Saga ==

I'll put the section back once the Catherine drama goes further. Like Champthom said before that sagas are "taking stuff that happens to Chris and presenting it in a way that provides narrative and understanding.", I say wait and see until we can confirm it. Right now, it's still early to claim a new saga. Not to mention sagas are abused to death. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] ([[User talk:Alan Pardew|talk]]) 14:33, 10 October 2014 (UTC)
*I'll just share some comments I made in the chat on the CWCki Forums on the matter. Like I've said, the saga really should just be a tool to provide a narrative to what happens with Chris in specific periods. We probably have what constitutes a saga now - Chris is active on Facebook, he apparently has a girlfriend, he's trying to make money off eBay and Kickstarter, he's claiming to be fully transgendered. I'm inclined to call this "Facebook saga" as I feel the characterization of this saga is Chris's interactions with people on Facebook. It's unusual as we mostly focus on people but I think in this case, it might make sense to focus on the medium and not so much the persons involved. I feel that "Catherine saga" at this point is too narrow - we just have a single video and we're not really sure she's the main impetus behind this revival. To me at least, it seems sorta a side note compared to bigger picture things like Chris finally trying to earn money through his art and embracing transgenderism.
:Ideally, we'd name this after the fact but it's helpful to have a label for us to refer to the events now. Most of the sagas were named after the fact or it was extremely obvious what to name it after - Chris was seeing Ivy, pretty much everything he did involved Ivy, so it made sense to call that the Ivy saga. But we're not really seeing the same thing here with Catherine. We're different from Wikipedia in the sense that you as the users have influence in determining what this is called. In a way, original research is acceptable here mostly because there's not really formal institutions that study autistic manchildren for a living. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] ([[User talk:Champthom|talk]]) 14:41, 10 October 2014 (UTC)
*I have added some details to the Catherine and Sonic sagas, but I think that you are right about combining the Facebook saga point. A good deal of information from Catherine is not really typical trolling, but further information on Chris's condition as a Tomgirl and his general repulsive self. It may be a good idea to combine the two into some sort of saga, rather than having two separate sections.[[User:Kaltenbrunner|Kaltenbrunner]] ([[User talk:Kaltenbrunner|talk]]) 13:30, 2 February 2015 (UTC)

== Is there an "Ebay" Saga going on right now? ==

Considering all of the ebay stuff that has been going on for a while, like the situation with Mr. Smith, the Tribalism art, and such, should it be considered a saga? It's long enough to be considered as saga, but I'm wondering it there was enough content to validate it being called a saga. -Fredinno, Feb 3, 2014.

*I think it would be best to make a Facebook Saga, as Champthom suggested above. Maybe Catherine could also be mentioned here too? And his return to his art. [[User:Kaltenbrunner|Kaltenbrunner]] ([[User talk:Kaltenbrunner|talk]]) 21:13, 5 February 2015 (UTC)

*I disagree, but I'm beaten, 3 to 1. Oh well, I guess I'll combine those two together. [[User:Fredinno|Fredinno]] ([[User talk:Fredinno|talk]]) 05:01, 6 February 2015 (UTC)

== Tomgirl Saga vs Calling Out Saga ==

Should the Calling Out Saga be separated from the Tomgirl Saga? The two things, in my opinion, are very different from each other, and many people from the Cwcki Forums, including me, believe the two are different Sagas. [[User:Fredinno|Fredinno]] ([[User talk:Fredinno|talk]]) 05:14, 6 February 2015 (UTC)

*You are right, they are two different things, but I think the reason they have been put together is because it's part of Chris's Tomgirl phase. I don't really think Calling Out qualifies as a Saga in its own right, so, personally, I would argue against giving it its own section. I am assuming it was added to give a bit more volume to the Tomgirl Saga, but, now that we have more information on Chris's Tomgirl antics, we could replace Calling Out with something else.

*So, to link back to what we were talking about above, I guess maybe Catherine could go with Tomgirl - as Chris's first lesbian encounter. The eBay stuff could then go to a Facebook Saga because it marks a change in both Chris's personality, since he has become more withdrawn, and how he communicates, being far more paranoid and holding court only to a select few. Obviously, this withdrawal has also come about from Bob's death, and also why he is allegedly selling stuff on eBay because he claims to need the money more for him and Barb. So, here you can see a link between the change in Chris and ''why'' he has returned to making his artwork and selling stuff, but it also demonstrates a change in how trolling Chris has changed. Granted, he's still being trolled, but it's not as abrasive as it once was because it can only be done through eBay - again because Chris has cut off all contact.

*Anyway, if you see the links there that I'm thinking of, you'll understand why I want to merge the eBay Saga with Facebook, plus I don't really think enough happened for it to warrant a Saga in its own right, but I haven't seen the pages on the wiki to document it so I could be wrong on that point. Let me know how you see it and how you think Chris's recent shenanigans would be best documented. Once everyone has discussed it we will probably have a good idea of the most efficient way of categorizing his recent behavior into Sagas. Apologies for wall of text,[[User:Kaltenbrunner|Kaltenbrunner]] ([[User talk:Kaltenbrunner|talk]]) 11:33, 6 February 2015 (UTC)

*Really, though I can agree with your statement that Ebay Saga should be merged with Facebook Saga, (since there were many miscellaneous Facebook posts important to Chrisdom and Christory, the two sometimes connect with each other via Chris, and the 'ebay saga' only contains 2 fiascos that were really funny). Catherine should probably be its own saga, in my opinion, due to that stuff being related directly to a new sweetheart, but I could understand why you want it to be included as a "Tomgirl Saga, Part 2" sort of thing. On the other hand, Calling Out really has a enough content in relation to it, to be a saga, but is too big simply to be left as not a part of any saga. Since it was cut short by Bob's death, it should be considered its own saga.

In summary, I believe we should merge Facebook and Ebay Sagas, maybe merge Tomgirl and Catherine, but decouple Calling out from Tomgirl. [[User:Fredinno|Fredinno]] ([[User talk:Fredinno|talk]]) 21:53, 7 February 2015 (UTC)

== The Boxing Day Saga ==

Should there be a separate saga for SONIC'S ARMS ARE NOT FREAKING BLUE!!!
I know that the saga is older than what I will now call the "Boxing Day GameStop Spritzing", but it has a nice, poetic ring to it.
--Troll-chan Sonichu, 05/03/2015

No, That's Sonic Boom Saga.
--Fredinno

== Should the Tom Girl Saga end? ==

Since Chris has stated on facebook that she is no longer a male she is a transwoman, and a female, should the Tom Girl Saga come to a close? .--[[User:Sinistersnare]] 14:13, 7 March 2015 (PDT)

== Is the Financhu Crisis worthy of a Saga? ==

chris has been begging for money for a while now, and with the mortgage of around $100,000 that barbara has to pay, i doubt it will end anytime soon.
should it be made its' own unique saga? --Kettleonwater 8th September 2016 10:46am

I think so. Chris may have begged in the past for sex and his PSN account, but I am seeing a pattern recently of him begging for money. The Financhu Crisis Saga -galxylax 13 September 2016 20:06 PST

== Just throwing it out there ==

I feel the next soon starting saga will almost undoubtedly be either The Trump Saga, or the Partyvan saga; since many have been reporting his archived death threats. --[[User:The World Is Yours|The World Is Yours]] ([[User talk:The World Is Yours|talk]]) 22:55, 14 November 2016 (UTC)

It's hard to say now. On one hand, the anti-Trump vitriol has reached levels of hatefulness on par with classic Chris's anti-gay agenda, and Chris's return to issuing death threats suggests that he's taken quite an exception to Trump's election. On the other hand, Chris is so lazy that unless the death threats/hate rhetoric become a regular thing (a la Financhu Crisis) or he takes overt actions to advance his agenda (a la Sonic Boom Protests), the whole issue may blow over after Trump takes office. There's been an issue in the past with Christorians jumping the gun on declaring new sagas. Sometimes they've called them right, other times it's turned out to be nothing. Also, the fact that so many of Chris's death threats have already been reported, publicly exposed, and even tweeted straight to Trump's Twitter with no retaliatory action taken makes it doubtful that there will be a party van saga.--[[User:Ujirat|Ujirat]] ([[User talk:Ujirat|talk]]) 23:39, 18 January 2017 (UTC)

Yeah. I agree with Ujirat here. Wait and see before declaring the Pmurt Saga. This has the possibility to explode into one of the most interesting sagas since the golden age, but right now, there's really nothing of interest that occurred since Eid, Pmurt, Eid and Feelings of the election results. The fumes are there, all we need is a spark.

Maybe if Sonichu restarts, he'll include Trump as a villain and Clinton as a Christ like figure? I don't know. All we can do is wait and see (and prepare the popcorn).

-[[User:Windows OS|Windows OS]] ([[User talk:Windows OS|talk]]) 23:54, 18 January 2017 (UTC)

== Edits to Megan and Game Place Sagas ==

Revised the Megan saga because it was described as the "first and longest" of the sagas when the Game Place saga ran a good six years longer than Megan's did. In the interest of the edit not being completely subtractive, the "longest saga" superlative was rewritten in the Game Place saga where it would be accurate. I suppose there's room for debate on it being the longest, though, since there is no exact date known as to when Chris started patronizing the Place, so it can easily be undone in that case. --[[User:Ujirat|Ujirat]] ([[User talk:Ujirat|talk]]) 01:09, 20 January 2017 (UTC)

== Update to 2017 ==

It's been roughly a year since the last image was added. I'm working on an extension to the current timeline all the way to 2017, adding in the rest of the Selling out Saga, and adding in the Financhu Crisis. I was wondering if I should add in the Pmurt Saga, as some of you have dubbed it, or if there's anything else you all could think of to include it onto the list. You all have around three days before I upload the finished image.
[[User:Navy|Navy]] ([[User talk:Navy|talk]]) 02:25, 20 January 2017 (UTC)

Don't, as the Pmurt Saga is not yet official (and most people are opposed to it anyway; see the "Just throwing it out there" section above)

-[[User:Windows OS|Windows OS]] ([[User talk:Windows OS|talk]]) 02:48, 20 January 2017 (UTC)

Seems fair. Then I'll just add the rest of the Selling out Saga, and the Financhu Crisis. [[User:Navy|Navy]] ([[User talk:Navy|talk]]) 03:18, 20 January 2017 (UTC)

== Doopie saga ==

If not much else happens with the saga by, say, the end of the year, should it be kept up?
{{Unsigned|Hurtful Truth Level}}
*Probably not. This definitely has potential, but there's the possibility it won't go anywhere like the Jeff, Johan, and Terra Strong debacles. A couple of videos by Chris or an escalation of his discourse with Doopie would solidify this as a saga to me. Otherwise, this wouldn't really be worth mentioning on this article. --[[User:Galilean|Galilean]] ([[User talk:Galilean|talk]]) 20:37, 21 July 2017 (UTC)
* Yeah, nah, sagas can't really be named until after the fact. I'm removing the doopie section until something funny happens. [[User:Canine|Canine]] ([[User talk:Canine|talk]]) 19:49, 24 July 2017 (UTC)
* Recently, Doopie has been becoming subject to trolling mainly from interacting with Chris. [[User:PsychoNerd054|PsychoNerd054]] 19:49, 24 July 2017 (UTC)

== Jessica saga? ==

Should Jessica Quinn be a saga?

I think it should be listed, as it's separate enough from the Doopie saga. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 01:57, 7 October 2017 (UTC)

== Ladyfriend Managers saga ==

There should be a saga entry for the trolling from 2015-2016, which included characters like [[Jeff/Francine]], [[Sam and Ellen]] and [[Johan]]. Chris let it slip that he thought he had a manager at least twice - [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/December_2015_Facebook_Posts in December 2015 on Facebook] and again in July 2016 [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Announcement_20160709|in a video]. Given the timeframe, they were probably behind that content. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 11:47, 21 December 2017 (UTC)

*Reverted an edit which removed the Lady Managers for being too minor of a saga. I disagree - they influenced Chris for a while. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 07:54, 14 March 2018 (UTC)

== Vanessa Saga ==

Is the Vanessa Saga really a "Saga?" it's just some random troll who chatted Chris a few times via AIM. It doesn't seem like a noticeable chapter in Chris' life to be a saga. - [[User:PsychoNerd054|PsychoNerd054]]

==2nd Exile Saga==

I'm surprised that there is no mention of the 2nd CWC exile. I think it should be added. [[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 01:42, 26 December 2017 (UTC)

== Timeline ==

Somebody needs to update the Timeline, that thing hasn't been updated since the Doopie Saga. - [[User:PsychoNerd054|PsychoNerd054]]

== Idea Guy ==

It's too soon to declare the idea guy saga over, we should probably wait say a month or so to see if Chris responds to the doxxing fiasco or if he's still under his control.

Does the Idea Guy saga really need to be extended to April? Wise has nothing to do with any of Chris' current shenanigans, and [[Dick Licker; that is I]] [https://kiwifarms.net/members/shadow-resident.23381/ was apparently natural according to Shadow Resident]. Either way, Wise doesn't have any place in recent Chris content. [[User:DirtyCrappedMiniskirt|DirtyCrappedMiniskirt]] ([[User talk:DirtyCrappedMiniskirt|talk]]) 15:08, 16 April 2018 (UTC)

*I do have plans to rename the saga to the "Coercion" saga, or something similar, since lately, a lot of what Wise did has pretty much influenced a lot of people to continue fucking up Chris' already messed up psyche. In a sense, it does seem like somewhat of a continuation of the saga in question, we'll just see what happens for the rest of the month. For now, I've decided to rollback all of the edits I've made on the saga itself. [[User:PsychoNerd054|PsychoNerd054]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]

== Explain the 'Lady Managers' and Pmurt Sagas ==
I get what in Chris's life they refer to, but I'm not sure whether they should count as sagas, and given that no one has filled in their sections on the page, I don't think I'm alone.

From what I understand the 'Lady Managers Saga' seems to be defined as a combination of Chris's interactions with Jeff/Francine, Sam and Ellen, and the "lady managers" themselves - but none of these events seem connected, and Chris never mentioned the lady managers in relation to either of the troll encounters. Do we know exactly what influence they had on him?

Calling Chris's comments on Trump a saga feels like a stretch; all they really illustrate is that Chris fairly mainstream political views, but behaves like a child when he doesn't get his way. Chris has made more political content since 2016, but the state of national politics has had no real impact on his life and he's never really acted on his anti-Trump hysteria. If he had written a bunch of left-wing diatribes into Sonichu or stayed home from Bronycon to bash the fash back in Charlottesville, I could understand, but he hasn't, so making a big deal out of it just feels like pro-Trump schadenfreude. While Chris's recent political views are fair game, they're already covered on the [[Chris and politics]] page.

:Writing about the Lady Managers is tricky because they never released their info. We know they were active from December 2015 to July 2016, since Chris let slip at those times that he thought he had managers. The characters they came up have a common theme revolving around mocking or getting Chris to talk about his tomgirl lifestyle - Jeff/Francine was a parody of him and ADF, Sam and Ellen got him to talk about his frozen semen collection and fuck another blow-up doll on camera by framing it as a sex audition for who would get to impregnate them.

:Chris took his hatred against Pmurt to a comical extreme. He wrecked toys as effigies on video, hanged Lego Trump and Pence, and made the death threat. I think it merits a saga because Chris was obsessed with him for a few months and the content was funny. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 06:55, 16 March 2018 (UTC)

== Merging Idea Guy and Magi-Cryzel sagas ==

[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-590#post-3373402 Evidence has surfaced] which indicates that Josh Wise was responsible for both Idea Guy and the stuff that happened during Magi-Cryzel. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 00:18, 20 May 2018 (UTC)

== Megan ==

I think the Megan saga ended in 2008, when she cut off contact with him. Chris may have raged about her / gotten nostalgic for her years later, but those are more of follow-ups rather than part of the core saga. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 23:35, 19 July 2018 (UTC)

== Null has done nothing ==

Given Chris' recent insane ramblings the consensus on KF seems to be that Idea Guy is back yet again. If Null was still being Chris' bodyguard wouldn't he have stopped this? He got Chris to forward all emails and texts so Josh or that Kentucky guy should have been spotted immediately identified by Null. He's been mum on this for a while too, he hasn't doxed a ween in ages. [[User:Homsar|Homsar]] ([[User talk:Homsar|talk]]) 23:36, 24 October 2018 (UTC)

:I never considered the "Guard Dog" saga to be true saga anyways. Also, we have yet to confirm his recent antics to be the acts of the Idea Guys. -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 01:41, 25 October 2018 (UTC)

:Null isn't the only bodyguard. The Captain seems to be the one who's talking with Chris the most right now. And like Larry said, it's not confirmed who the new trolls are, whether they're the original Idea Guys or someone else. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 05:20, 25 October 2018 (UTC)

::Though it is an ongoing saga, so if you want to include it, I'd suggest a new entry, "Magi-Chan saga", since the troll is posing as Magi-Chan. If it turns out to have been the original Idea Guys, we can merge it like how we did the Cryzel saga. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 21:18, 25 October 2018 (UTC)

== Rewrite Dimensional Merge to focus on Teen Troon Squad ==

On other wiki pages, we have entries referring to both "Dimensional Merge" and "Teen Troon Squad," which refer to the same overall chain of events.

But the Merge is more of a subsection of [[Teen Troon Squad]], since it's their idea. And in addition to the Merge, the Squad has also been releasing Idea Guy videos and their own screencaps of convos with Chris. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 12:11, 30 December 2018 (UTC)

== Sagas prior to the Megan Saga ==

Since the Megan saga began prior to Chris's discovery, shouldn't we add high school and college as sagas? They were both important times in Christory, and since so many of his early antics happened at [[PVCC]] (i.e., the [[sign]], [[Mary Lee Walsh]], etc.), his college days should definitely be a saga. High school too, since that's where he created Sonichu and met his gal pals. Should I go ahead and add high school and college as sagas? [[User:AAE|AAE]] ([[User talk:AAE|talk]]) 22:19, 8 January 2019 (UTC)

:Based on the current definition of a saga:'an on-going trolling effort or other similar series of events that produces considerable drama over a period of time.', I do not think a high school saga would be appropriate. I do think that you could make a stronger case for a PVCC/Mary Lee Walsh saga since there was much more drama involved and the significant ways Mary Lee Walsh and Chris' time at college would influence his future life. Chris' college years are also the begining of the first online discussion of Chris, so I think a college saga would be important. [[User:Super Tom Nook|Super Tom Nook]] ([[User talk:Super Tom Nook|talk]]) 12:41, 9 January 2019 (UTC)

== Potential MKRNightvee saga ==

Due to Chris more closely and more frequently associating with Meghan Ringo I think that there should be a saga dedicated to her. I think at this point MKR has been outed as a troll and Chris is convinced of her legitimacy. [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/meghan-k-ringo-mkrnightvee.52454 Thread on MKR's manipulative ways.] - [[User:Super Tom Nook|Super Tom Nook]] ([[User talk:Super Tom Nook|talk]]) 3:09, 27 January 2019 (UTC)

:Too soon to call right now. So far, she's only had some set-up done. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 06:07, 28 January 2019 (UTC)

== Chris' twitter lockdown ==

Would you consider his recent twitter actions as a potential 3rd Exile? [[User:Homsar|Homsar]] ([[User talk:Homsar|talk]]) 14:28, 1 February 2019 (UTC)

==Timeline Update==

Since the timeline graphic was last updated there have been sagas created that fall outside the 2005-2018 dates on the timeline graphic. Should I update the timeline graphic with all of the new sagas? [[User:Super Tom Nook|Super Tom Nook]] ([[User talk:Super Tom Nook|talk]]) 3:02, 9 February 2019 (UTC)

== Soft Exile naming issue ==

The way this saga is centered around the exile, it could continue indefinitely if Chris keeps his new account protected. It might be good to refocus this to be about Chris freaking out over the blocking bronies instead - he just tweeted that he's done with the blocking drama, so assuming that holds true, then 22 February would be the end of this saga. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 06:59, 22 February 2019 (UTC)

:Looks like he's not over it quite yet https://i.imgur.com/QqJdGUl.png [[User:Homsar|Homsar]] ([[User talk:Homsar|talk]]) 07:26, 23 February 2019 (UTC)

== Reinstate the Merge saga? ==

Chris is still mentioning the merge stuff and it seems like the Teen Troon Squad were just Idea Guy wannabes. Plus the Troon squad is no longer influencing him now.
[[User:Homsar|Homsar]] ([[User talk:Homsar|talk]]) 14:49, 13 May 2019 (UTC)

*Agreed. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 01:51, 18 May 2019 (UTC)

*I too like this idea. [[User:AReasonableMan|AReasonableMan]] ([[User talk:AReasonableMan|talk]]) 03:12, 18 May 2019 (UTC)

== Classifying some sagas as eras ==

From a discussion on the Tomgirl Saga talk page, we should reclassify some items on the Saga list as eras instead. An era could be defined as a set of events which could go on indefinitely, as opposed to a saga which is a story that eventually wraps up or fizzles out, and be filed under the same column as the Exile sections. Transgender (renaming Tomgirl), Financhu Crisis, Business, Dimensional Merge, and Soft Exile could classify as that. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 01:51, 18 May 2019 (UTC)

I'm sure you have thought long and hard about this, but the exiles are already confusing to read after getting through the non-linear list of sagas. Further confusion comes from "Inter Exile Sagas" which are like Star Wars spinoff movies. I don't get it. The timeline graphic is long, and there is overall a lot to wade through. It would be nice to know all of what has happened and is happening at a glance. As for the word "era", it's accurate but less exciting than "saga". [[User:AReasonableMan|AReasonableMan]] ([[User talk:AReasonableMan|talk]]) 03:22, 18 May 2019 (UTC)

== New Section: Pre-Christory ==

I was just thinking recently, shouldn't we have a section on Pre-Christory? I'd personally define it as the period before Chris became noticed by Encyclopedia Dramatica. Basically, it would be the period where Chris was still a goofball, but wasn't nearly as infamous. In that same section, I was thinking we should add a sub-section for his high school years, as that somewhat shaped who he is today, and it was a significant era in his life. It would also include the PVCC, Megan, and Adam Sagas.[[User:PsychoNerd054|PsychoNerd054]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 21:42, 30 August 2019 (UTC)

== I don't think the Jacob Saga is over ==

With Chris appointing him as the overseer of his Patreon, the Twitter dialogue about wanting to share a kiss, and Jacob planning an alleged Halloween visit suggests that their interactions are far from over. It does seem that the rift from September 28 to now just seems like a lull, and most Sagas had lulls and I know of many that were prematurely given an end date during said lulls. [[User:Homsar|Homsar]] ([[User talk:Homsar|talk]]) 02:47, 21 October 2019 (UTC)

== New Categories for Sagas. ==

For the past decade, sagas were put into two groups, ones for sweethearts, others for trolls. Considering that the Love Quest is now over, I think we might need a category for Chris' finances or one for his enablers. [[User:PsychoNerd054|PsychoNerd054]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 19:17, 3 January 2020 (UTC)
: Sagas describe the content we get from Chris, and the Financhu Crisis, if looming in the background for quite a while, has certainly not been a running theme driving Chris's antics since 2017 or so. Begging is too related to unrelated, incidental expenses and satisfied by enablers too quickly for Chris to sustain output within a theme. [[User:ChanOfTartary|ChanOfTartary]] ([[User talk:ChanOfTartary|talk]]) 23:04, 3 January 2020 (UTC)

== Enablers saga? ==

Should [[Enablers]] / [[Other enablers]] have a saga entry? [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 08:10, 21 February 2020 (UTC)

*Why would we need to have an enablers saga? Doesn't the Dimensional Merge Saga kind of cover that? [[User:PsychoNerd054|PsychoNerd054]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 08:15, 21 February 2020 (UTC)

::I agree with PsychoNerd. Classic Chris had an epidemic of weens, and modern Chris has one of enablers. Neither wave of mimics deserves its own saga. [[User:ChanOfTartary|ChanOfTartary]] ([[User talk:ChanOfTartary|talk]]) 08:46, 21 February 2020 (UTC)

== Thetan ==

Maybe [[Thetan]] could be added to the Saga list. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 16:30, 13 June 2021 (UTC)
:I disagree. I feel that Thetan's activities were too broad and far apart to qualify. I mean, she's essentially along the lines of [[Kim Wilson]]/[[Emily]], but she doesn't have a dedicated saga. [[User:Superspongebobbros|Superspongebobbros]] ([[User talk:Superspongebobbros|talk]]) 18:38, 13 June 2021 (UTC)
::I'm not sure about Thetan's activities being too broad - those primarily revolved around posing as ex-classmates in 2013/14. She also did other things like impersonate the firefighter or be involved with the Catherine saga though those don't seem as significant as the classmate stuff. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 19:08, 13 June 2021 (UTC)
:::I see what you are going for in the sense of Thetan posing as Chris's former classmates, but I still feel that making an entire saga around her is unnecessary. Maybe something along the lines of a "Manchester High Reunion Saga" would be a better option. [[User:Superspongebobbros|Superspongebobbros]] ([[User talk:Superspongebobbros|talk]]) 19:34, 13 June 2021 (UTC)