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2010-09-20T19:03:11Z

Superwoman: /* Did Chris just stop going to Fridays after Five? */

== To Do ==
I don't normally do this whole to do thing, but...
*<s>Get a gallery of this stuff up.
*put up the video like we have all his others.</s>
Maybe get some more background information, if we can.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:59, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
:That was quick.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 20:26, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

== What we can get out of this ==
These files prove that Chris is actually going to more social even its, influenced by rocky, but also we learned that he is creepy enough to wear his bra in public and he still dances like a turkey mating. Considering the bra is more like a "sign" of some sorts, could this be added into the "love quest" page?.--[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 01:55, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
:This latest turn of events has proven that Chris trolls himself harder than anyone else ever could. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 01:58, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
Chris is actually going out now, huh? I think it's clear it won't work and once Chris realizes this he'll be back to his old self again. Come to think of it, we could use this video to give him a false sense of paranoia, by claiming we have people following him. This could get us a nice reaction.--[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 02:10, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

Did anybody else notice the absence of the Medallion of Fail? Any other photo? It's kind of historic if he really ventured out of his cubbyhole without it, whatever the reason. Also, the (wraparound?) glasses. --[[User:ErsatzHouse|ErsatzHouse]] 05:58, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

You know, the last time he was out this much was during his love quest, getting his ass kicked by jerkops and manajerks in the real world. Perhaps we can start seeing something similar in the near future? [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 02:17, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

We can hope. In the meantime I called Chris and left a message saying that the trolls are now stalking him in real life now, going with Hirro's idea to give him paranoia. I figure we can try scaring him back onto the internet. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 02:24, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
:I also sent him an e-mail message linking to the videos recorded of him at the event with the subject stating that he was being followed. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 02:27, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
:Yay~ People liked my idea. But if we're going with it, we'll need more sightings. Also, Independence day surprise?--[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 05:52, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

Yes... he truly has nowhere to run now. And I hope Clyde hasn't forgotten his promise for an Independence Day surprise. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 02:28, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
:I completely forgot about that [[User:Sinisterminister|Sinisterminister]] 04:00, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

He had better not have forgotten it. Because if he does, I'LL STRANGLE THAT CLYDE CASH! Seriously though. We need a PS3 hacking. Soon. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 02:30, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

I think we should all thank our greatest operative, Rochelle Shoemaker, for this bounty of lulz.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 02:36, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

Good thing this happened. Now to wait for him to check his e-mail, then my crazed troll plan will start... --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy the Trollish]] 02:48, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

* I love how the first thing that popped into everyone's mind was "Gay Trucker"... That alone will be enough for Chris to loose his shit. On a side note, Chris now officially fails at dancing and public decency (If wearing a shirt that says "I love vagina" to a family event doesn't do it, I don't know what does) --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 22:53, 18 June 2010 (EST)
**/me waits for the cops to knock at his door... [[User:Eniggy|Eniggy the HAHAHA]] 03:05, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

Heh, this might have something to do with an email I sent him. I suggested he check out [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Desert_Punk Desert Punk] It's about a lecherous twat who's obsessed with getting laid, but women find him rude and repulsive. It's got plenty of fan service though, and the main character, despite being depicted as a loser when it comes to sex, is still standard anime fare badass-goofy (like Vash the Stampede in Trigun) so it should appeal to him. There is one story element that I was hoping Chris would see and not go over his head, the introduction of the loli character. To quote the wiki article
:"Kosuna is the former apprentice of the Shimmer Sniper. Her goal is to become the desert's number one "power babe" mercenary, meaning stronger than any man and more beautiful than any woman. After the Shimmer Sniper is defeated by Kanta, Kosuna follows him and constantly begs to be made his apprentice. Kanta highly objects at first but eventually accepts her after she shows him a picture of a large breasted woman Kosuna claims to be her mother, implying how attractive Kosuna would be in years to come. Kanta, a heavily perverted guy, can't help but accept her, though his personal motives are clearly to groom Kosuna to be his personal mate when she grows up."
Sounds like building a sweetheart from the ground up, 'eh? I never got a reply, despite sending it to his gmail, aol, and youtube accounts. If he did read it and check it out, this could be indicative of his apparent courtship of little girls. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 04:51, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
:He wasn't courting little girls, the girls got near him because he had a DS and they wanted to play it too. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 04:54, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
::In that pic, maybe. Why else would he boogie down surrounded by delicious loli while wearing his new "attraction ensemble"? --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 05:02, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
:::You're putting way too much thought into this. Chris isn't a pedophile, he's just really, really stupid and socially inept. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 05:17, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
::::Neither was that character. Another episode had them sharing a sleeping bag the survive a cold desert night, and he freaked out. The intent is for Chris to get the idea that creating a close bond with one or a harem of loli will enable him to brainwash the little tykes into something he can fuck in a few years. The deviousness comes from the fact that Chris is incapable understanding boundaries and his idea that showing minors porn is "educational". --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 05:23, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
:Oh god, this was creepy. Spotting him amongst the crowd was like watching those 'Slender Man' videos, only it was insanely easy to find the horror. I think this proves that, when left to his own devices, Chris A) Acts more like a dumbass than ever before, or B) Gets himself into trouble with the law. I was afraid he was going to try to murder someone, but this proves he's a perfectly healthy human being. Also, I hope the little girl in the photo said 'no' when he likely offered her candy. --[[User:Inferno232|Inferno232]] 19 June 2010
::More likely, if he had any candy, he would have eaten it all himself. [[User:Sakanz|Sakanz]] 00:25, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

:You know what Chris? Stay off the internet. You're even more of a lolcow in real life. Seriously, this is hilariously creepy and awesome. Definitely add this into the Love Quest page, because his crappy "Captain Morgan" pose in multiple different places with his... bra sign... cruelly in plain sight of everyone is an obvious extension of his love search. Except I think the Gameboy and sign was slightly better for him, because at least then he could get sympathy. This is literally indecent and just disgusting. I'm a fat guy myself, and I'd never even consider just randomly taking my shirt off in a public place. Let alone if I was wearing a bra...([[User:KingoftheJuice|KingoftheJuice]] 05:58, 19 June 2010 (UTC))
::The only downside to that is someone has to be there to record him acting like a dumbass in public, or else we'd never know any of the shit he gets himself into. We lucked out this time. There's probably plenty of times he did stuff like this when noone was around to film him or take pictures of him and we'll never know unless Chris mentions it himself with plenty of bias, no doubt. [[User:Sakanz|Sakanz]] 00:30, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

:What can you get outta this? This is what happens when you live 28 years of your life as a pathetic diagnosis holder locked up in your room. Seriously, just look at how pasty white his arms and gigantic gut are. Clearly those alone should be a testament to how very little sunlight he gets. [[User:TRock|TRock]] 21, June 2010

:Take the picture of him doing the Captain Morgan pose in the bra and put it on a dating or gay relations website. And then send him the results. I mean, I know this has been done before, but still... -[[User:Inferno232|Inferno232]] 05:06, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

== Started a video box. ==

Added the 100_0690.MOV thru 100_0692.MOV as a starter. [[User:Eniggy|Eniggy the still HAHAHA]] 04:23, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

==Why show his bra?==

Clearly, Chris doesn't have any compunctions about proving to the world that he wears women's underwear because he's a retard, but being that this was clearly a family event and he was wearing a shirt about pussy, could Jerkops have made him change? Any way of knowing? —[[User:Thepicklesuitintheman|Thepicklesuitintheman]] 05:38, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

:If he keeps coming back and someone complains, it's likely the jerkops will intervene. And this time, in front of hundreds of witnesses. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 05:51, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
* I would say, with something like this, Jerkops could have gotten him to change the shirt easily, though if this was a free event, which I wouldn't be surprised at all, they probably wouldn't fully enforce it. The bra, on the other hand, is completely different. If a woman was running around in her bra, yes, they would stop her, but this is ''Chris'' we're talking about here. Since he's a guy, I'm guessing they don't see many guys running around in bras, so they wouldn't think twice.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 05:56, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
Can't he be charged for indecent exposure or dissorderly conduct or something?--[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]]
* Probably not, since he's not actually indecently exposing anything. It's not illegal as far as I know for a man to go around shirtless, and this seems to be more of an outdoor community street fair, so I don't think policies like that can really be enforced. Even if they were, he's not technically shirtless, since he's wearing a bra. But he should definitely have to change the shirt, with so many little kids around. Well, at least it's better than the Mount and Dew Me one. Seeing as that one is a legitimately homosexual t-shirt. ([[User:KingoftheJuice|KingoftheJuice]] 06:02, 19 June 2010 (UTC))
** Yeah, in most every place I know of in the USA a man can go topless, though a woman can't. So Chris wearing a bra in public wouldn't be indecent exposure. [[User:BubblegumPinkButler|BubblegumPinkButler]] 23:45, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
*This whole thing makes me wonder if it ever crossed Chris Chan's retarded brain (or lack thereof) that a man walking around in a sports bra is gay? That boy is so far in the closet that he's in fuckin' Narnia. [[User:Jerkop421]] 20-06-2010, 0632 Hours (GMT).
**No, no, no. Chris is SO STRAIGHT that he BLOCKED OFF his closet so he could not POSSIBLY BE IN IT!.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 06:54, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
== The innocent ==

The girl's face is blocked in the cropped photo but the one in the gallery remains clear. What's the policy then? [[User:Nechita|Nechita]] 06:35, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

It's a joke--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 06:48, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

== There are more photos ==

Post them all. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 10:18, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
*[[CWCki:DOITFAGGOT|Get to it then]] :p. Also, we need an uncensored version of that one with the kid. Justification - 1) whoever made the set ("Archie Bunker") would have censored it if he felt like it was a concern for the child, 2) a child's privacy is probably not going to be threatened by inclusion in a picture, 3) I can't think of any troll who is obsessed enough to track down a girl who look at Chris in a picture just to get info or whatever from her. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:03, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
::Also it's badly edited - looks terrible. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 16:45, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

== Pokéwalker? ==

What the hell does he use that for?--[[User:OrsonZedd|OrsonZedd]] 14:16, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

I played a downloaded version of Heartgold so I didn't get one, but it's my understanding that you put one of your pokemon in it or onto it and when you walk around it gives the pokemon xp. So, he uses it to level up his pokemon. --[[User:Hellion|masta beta alum]] 14:29, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
:According to [[Wikipedia:Nintendo_DS_accessories#Pok.C3.A9walker|Wikipedia]]:
:''The Pokéwalker is a Poké Ball-shaped pedometer which can connect to Pokémon HeartGold and SoulSilver game cards via infrared signals. The player can transfer a Pokémon to the Pokéwalker from either HeartGold or SoulSilver. Every time the player takes a step, the Pokémon inside gains experience points and the player earns "Watts", a type of in-game currency which was also used on the Pokémon Pikachu virtual pet. Players can also catch various Pokémon on the device and obtain items, then transfer them to the game. The device comes bundled with the games.''
--[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 15:19, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
:* I confirm. I have seen such a device onto action and it is quite easy to accumulate xp. If I remember clearly, it gives the owner a single xp by step. So this will not influence the girth of our manchild. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 04:48, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
== I can't believe it ==
Why is he wearing a manbra with writing. and WHY hasnt the police arrested him or something for doing that.
T_T The poor children are scared....especially when he dances with em, what a PEDOFORK. >.<
[[User:BabyNeko|BabyNeko]]

* As long as he isn't causing a problem with it the messages on his clothing are technically covered by the first amendment. At least if it's on public property. ---[[User:ConCat|ConCat]] 15:42, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

== This is fucking hilarious ==

It's true... Chris trolls himself harder than we do.

I say we leave him off the internet for a while and observe him, see if he does more dumb shit. If not (or nothing out of the ordinary), we can always get him back with Hiiro's plan of making him paranoid. [[User:Doctor Nuriel|Doctor Nuriel]] 17:37, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
*I had thoughts of sending him an email full of shots of his house from Google Maps with the Google crap cropped out along with random gay porn pictures in an attachment to him to see how scared he gets. -- [[User:Eniggy|Eniggy the Cunning]] 17:51, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
** you are a huge faggot and that's a horrible idea. -- [[User:Boop|Boop]] 19:51, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

==Maybe it's just me, but==
In some of these videos/pictures, when Chris is standing with his back to the crowd, it looks to me like he's sticking his ass out as far as he can. Remember, Chris thinks he has a great ass (can't remember where he said that, so if you guys know please tell me), so it wouldn't surprise me if this was an intentional ploy to get a gal-pal, though it ends up looking unnatural and creepy. Best example: [http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:100_0678.JPG this image] in which he is sitting, but in a manner which to me looks incredibly unnatural. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 18:30, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

:Don't remember him saying this, but totally possible. [http://cogsdev.org/w/images/thumb/0/02/0779-CWCREAR.JPG/450px-0779-CWCREAR.JPG Pic related.] --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 18:38, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
::He's definitely posing. What's more the only time he wasn't posing is when he was playing the Vidja. Every time he's trying to position himself to appear cool and relaxed, and ends up looking awkward and terrifying. I'm sure in his mind this makes him incredibly attractive to the ladies, but we all know how good Chris's mind is.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 20:29, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
:Isn't one effect of autism not knowing how to position yourself in a "natural" way? Chris might just fail at standing and/or posture. God knows he doesn't have much practice at either. -[[User:Schismtracer|Schismtracer]] 01:36, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:: Yes, it is. Stereotypy (IE, repetitive movements) is a symptom of it, and often manifests in posing or rocking. [[User:BubblegumPinkButler|BubblegumPinkButler]] 07:23, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

==So how long has it been?==
I added a minor note on Chris mentioning FAF in the 6/6/2010 video. Can anyone confirm or deny if 6/4 was the first time he visited the event? I know the 6/6 video was the first time he talked about it.--[[User:AdderCress|AdderCress]] 01:35, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

==Next Friday after Five?==

If he has been going regularly to these events, then there's a a good chance that he will resurface again this Friday. Do we have any agents who will be in the area to confirm? This could become a regular attraction location for him, and we should get as much video proof of his misadventures as we can before he's inevitably thrown out. --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 11:43, 21 June 2010 (EST)

We have at least one known agent in the area; I'm sure the rest have been alerted to look out for him. Of course, the fact that Chris may be on to use may mean he's not showing up anymore. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 15:46, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

==Just an observation==
Does the Chris Dance remind anyone else of the music video for Rubber Johnny? --[[user:Manwithoutabody|manwithoutabody]] 18:14, 21 June 2010 (CEST)

== Enjoy <s>Coca Cola</s> Vagina ==

The article says the operative saw Chris wearing a shirt saying "I Enjoy Vagina," but I bet it was just "Enjoy Vagina." I bet it was [http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/2010/05/10/its-funny-because-he-got-on-tv-and-his-t-shirt-had-the-word-vagina-on-it/ this shirt], which parodies Coca Cola, much like his "Mount and Do Me" shirt parodied Mountain Dew. This and its red color are all I have as evidence, but still, this soda-themed t-shirt prurience might be a pattern that could eventually be added to the [[Chris and fashion]] section, if not elsewhere. --[[User:GrannyT|GrannyT]] 16:52, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

*He's mentioned Spencer's Gifts before, hasn't he? I looked for the shirt online and couldn't find it. I'm sure they don't have their whole catalog on the site or whatever. Not sure if he got them there. Just saying. —[[User:Thepicklesuitintheman|Thepicklesuitintheman]] 16:56, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

*See this image: [[http://cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:I_enjoy_vagina_shirt.png]] Pretty sure it's the same shirt. [[User:Anonymous one|Anonymous one]] 20:52, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
:*I think anonymous one's right. That shirts a pretty direct match. We all know the shirts are basically the new attraction sign, but why the fuck do they all have to do with soda?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:33, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
::Chris ''really'' likes soda... --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 23:12, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

== Is Stalking Him Legal? ==

I mean, I am not trying to defend Chris here or anything, but taking pictures of him without him knowing and encouraging people to send in any pictures of him...there's something about this that seems like Chris could call the police for (he thinks people are after him). I just want to clarify. --SpaceScreaminJohn 23:29, 27 June 2010 (UTC)
:Even if he did, he'll likely ramble on about internet people - and I don't think our field agents are going to be easily identified. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:46, 27 June 2010 (UTC)
:He's in a public area and he's not being followed into a bathroom or some other place with a reasonable expectation of privacy. It might qualify as low-level harassment, but probably nothing more serious. -[[User:Schismtracer|Schismtracer]] 03:42, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
:Please look at [http://www.peopleofwalmart.com this site] and then tell me how taking pictures of the manchild in a public area can be considered as illegal. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:46, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

== Chris Has Been Spotted Again ==

That's twice now. Once last month, once [[July 2010|this month.]] --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 01:29, 10 July 2010 (UTC)

* Hmm, no gay trucker or desperate attraction signs this time. Either he knows were watching him or someone finally told him how the lame these tactics were. I'm guessing the 1st option --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 03:26, 10 July 2010 (UTC)
*No, look between his legs in the photo taken from behind--he's got something there. An Attraction Sign.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 03:48, 10 July 2010 (UTC)
:* Another proof that celebrate this well-known fact; Chris never learns. Pity we don't have an angle on the sign's text. Let's hope for it in the next sighting. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 04:05, 10 July 2010 (UTC)
*Isn't the July 9th sighting the same as the July 4th sighting? I took it to mean it was the same sighting, both occuring on the 4th. -[[User:Mp83|Mp83]] 15:44, 10 July 2010 (UTC)
::[[Mp83]], in the community portal between [[Danny]]'s two long posts, he posted this short post:

"Am I cursed to see Chris everywhere now, shit. If anyone else noticed, he has some sort of paper sitting in between his legs...[links to pictures] "

The first part of that short post leads me to believe that he has spotted Chris twice, inadvertently, at two different times. -[[User:Beemunk|Beemunk]] 17:29, 10 July 2010 (UTC)
::* Good point. I stand corrected. -[[User:Mp83|Mp83]] 17:37, 10 July 2010 (UTC)

== McIntire Park stuff should go to [[McIntire Park]] ==

Srsly. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 05:25, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

==Did Chris just stop going to Fridays after Five?==

Srsly, we haven't seen him there since July 16? Can somebody find out if there was some incident? or maybe he just simply knew we were on to him. --[[user:Melainia|Melainia]] 14:49, September 2010 (EST)

He was seen there in august. Twice I believe. Not sure about September.[[User:Superwoman|Superwoman]] 12:03, 20 September 2010 (PDT)

User talk:Superwoman

2010-09-20T06:21:21Z

Superwoman: /* So */

== Jawusum, man ==

Nice to see you back here again. How's life been at home? Anything interesting happen lately that's jawusum? --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 15:42, 19 September 2010 (PDT)

many awesome things![[User:Superwoman|Superwoman]] 19:49, 19 September 2010 (PDT)
==So==
I was wondering, if Chris were your patient what regimen would you put him on?- [[User:Kei|Kei]] 20:57, 19 September 2010 (PDT)

I can definitely not estimate anything in regards to medication or treatment - as this would be decided based on data gathered during multiple sessions. This data could not be influenced by outside factors such as his history on the internet.

I would like to note that the most important thing (based on Christians past experiences with various professionals) is that a slow and careful processes should be followed. The steps taken must be explained and discussed with Chris.

In order for Christian to ever get long term effective help, great care must be taken to prevent him from getting scared/offended/defensive and cutting off his own access to treatment and aid. [[User:Superwoman|Superwoman]] 23:21, 19 September 2010 (PDT)

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2010-09-20T02:51:16Z

Superwoman: Undo revision 114697 by Eniggy (talk)

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2010-09-20T02:49:42Z

Superwoman: /* Jawusum, man */

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2010-09-18T23:36:57Z

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Superwoman: Created page with "I'm pretty coolio for a 42 yearold if i do say so yourslef. you dont liek it do sometihng abiyt ut."

I'm pretty coolio for a 42 yearold if i do say so yourslef. you dont liek it do sometihng abiyt ut.

PS3

2010-09-10T00:20:58Z

Superwoman:

{{taxpayermoney}}

[[Image:Sony playstation 3.jpg|thumb|A life upgrade.]]

[[Sony]] '''PlayStation 3''' (purchased 17 March [[2007]]<ref>[[PS3 History Level]]</ref> - [[The MovingFoward videos|28 August 2010]]) was [[Chris]]'s orginal "life upgrade." He wanted to win one in a contest, so he made [[Pixelated PS3|a video]] where he built one out of [[Pixelblocks]]. He would "throw out the cure for [[autism]]" for one.<ref>[[Pixelated PS3]]</ref> Chris eventually went ahead and bought one with taxpayer money from his [[monthly tugboat]], using one of his many collected credit cards. In [[August 2010]], following [[PS3#Molestations_and_other_PS3_damage|repeated PS3 abuse]], he [[PS3#Good_night.2C_sweet_prince|destroyed]] his life upgrade.

Chris's replacement '''PS3''' is his second life upgrade. Despite ceremoniously "[[The_MovingFoward_videos|MovingFoward]]" only a few days before, Chris could not live without his life upgrade and so reportedly wasted yet more of [[America]]ns' tax dollars replacing it. He was earning new trophies with it by the second week of September 2010. May the frivolous [[PSN]] spending and hacking drama continue.

==PlayStation Network==

[[Image:Etc playstation.PNG|thumb|Confirmation emails, a testament to Chris' financial responsibility.]]

[[Chris]], being as irresponsible with [[Chris and money|money]] as he is, went into overdrive with this feature of the PS3's [[online]] capabilities. Chris has spent so much on the PSN it has contributed into most of the $2000 of his credit card debt (as of the [[Julie]] saga in early 2009). At present, that number is higher, at a little over a third of Chris's [[Monthly tugboat|annual income]].

You might ask yourself how he could spend that much and what he could spend it on. Chris seemingly buys everything possible, from game content to movies to several episodes of terrible harem [[anime]]. A list of Chris's PSN purchases reveals that he has even bought upgrades to games he doesn't even own.

Chris has spent at least '''$3405.22''' in American [[Monthly tugboat|taxpayer dollars]].

=== Spending history ===

The following table chronicles Chris's deposits into his PlayStation Network "wallet" between April 2007 and February 2010, the period for which detailed records of his transactions are available (thanks to the work of expert hackers).

Some interesting patterns can be spotted in his spending habits. He was relatively thrifty for most of 2007 and into early 2008, when he still had a few other outlets for entertaining himself outside his home. There's a sharp spike around the time of his first ban from [[The GAMe PLACe]], though (and he might also have been binging to get over his "breakup" with Megan Schroeder, which happened that same spring). Likewise, it's perhaps not a coincidence that after Chris was permanently booted from the PLACe in the summer of 2008, he began spending a good deal more money on the PSN.

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! '''Month
! '''Amount
! '''Month
! '''Amount
! '''Month
! '''Amount
! '''Month
! '''Amount
! '''Month
! '''Amount
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| February 2010
| '''$130.00
| July 2009
| '''$80.00
| December 2008
| '''$150.00
| May 2008
| '''$90.00
| October 2007
| '''$55.00
|-
| January 2010
| '''$90.00
| June 2009
| '''$170.00
| November 2008
| '''$110.00
| April 2008
| '''$16.02
| September 2007
| '''$35.00
|-
| December 2009
| '''$234.29
| May 2009
| '''$135.00
| October 2008
| '''$90.07
| March 2008
| '''$20.00
| August 2007
| '''$65.00
|-
| November 2009
| '''$215.00
| April 2009
| '''$225.00
| September 2008
| '''$90.00
| February 2008
| '''$20.00
| July 2007
| '''$25.00
|-
| October 2009
| '''$268.41
| March 2009
| '''$210.00
| August 2008
| '''$85.00
| January 2008
| '''$75.00
| June 2007
| '''$10.00
|-
| September 2009
| '''$132.36
| February 2009
| '''$125.00
| July 2008
| '''$120.00
| December 2007
| '''$25.00
| May 2007
| '''$35.00
|-
| August 2009
| '''$50.00
| January 2009
| '''$90.00
| June 2008
| '''$30.00
| November 2007
| '''$30.00
| April 2007
| '''$25.00
|}

=== Trophies ===

According to the [http://profiles.us.playstation.com/playstation/psn/profiles/Sonichu PSN profile for Sonichu], as of 8 September 2010, Chris has 1118 trophies. ''Note: Availability of Sonichu's trophy information is dependent on the proper functioning of the PlayStation Network. Information is not updated in real time.''

The games where he had over 50% progress so far include:

{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
!align="left"|Game
!align="left"|Trophies
!align="left"|Progress
!align="left"|Comments
|-
| ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]''
| 70
| 100%
| And he still can't coordinate his jumps, or design a good level.
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:InFamous|inFamous]]''
| 50
| 100%
| A man dressed in yellow that shoots electricity? [[Sonichu|Hmmmmm...]]
|-
|''[[God of War]] III''
|36
|100%
|All that blood and gore couldn't stop Chris from grabbing all the trophies and deity boobies.
|-
|''God of War II''
|35
|100%
| From the God of War Collection.
|-
| ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic]]'s Ultimate Genesis Collection''
| 35
| 100%
| Another case of redundancy for most of the included games, especially the Sonic ones.
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Linger In Shadows|Linger In Shadows]]''
| 16
| 100%
| Apparently, a demoscene production. ''Not'' remarkable. Most people already had 1000 gamerscore in ''[[wikipedia:Second Reality|Second Reality]]''. In 1993.
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Flower_(video_game)|Flower]]''
| 14
| 100%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Sam_%26_Max:_The_Devil%27s_Playhouse|Sam and Max: The Devil's Playhouse]] - Episode 1: The Penal Zone''
| 13
| 100%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Wheel_of_Fortune_(video_game)|Wheel of Fortune]]''
| 13
| 100%
| Truly, the apex of hi-def gaming.
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Gunstar_Heroes|Gunstar Heroes]]''
| 12
| 100%
| Chris may have got 100% in Gunstar Heroes, but IRL he's a total zero.
|-
|''Sam and Max: The Devil's Playhouse - Episode 2: The Tomb of Sammun Mak
|12
|100%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Buzz!|Buzz!]] Junior: Monsters''
| 11
| 100%
| "Junior" says it all.
|-
| ''Buzz! Junior: RoboJam''
| 11
| 100%
|
|-
|''Sam and Max: The Devil's Playhouse - Episode 4: Beyond the Alley of the Dolls
|11
|100%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:.detuned|.detuned]]''
| 10
| 100%
| Another demoscene production. Again, we'd allege that Chris wouldn't get too far in Farbrausch's more famous interactive entertainment prod ''.kkrieger'' - not to even mention the largely .famous ''.the .product'', dammit!
|-
| ''Sam and Max: The Devil's Playhouse - Episode 3: They Stole Max's Brain
| 10
| 100%
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Mainichi Issho|Mainichi Issho]]''
| 7
| 100%
| A Japan-only release. Apparently just like ''[[Animal Crossing]]'', only more boring and even bigger of a grindfest.
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Frogger_Returns|Frogger Returns]]''
| 4
| 100%
| ''One hundred percen—!'' ...Oh, it's four trophies for four levels.
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Burnout_Paradise|Burnout Paradise]]''
| 93
| 91%
| It has cars. They can be driven. Chris thinks this game is up there among greatest games ever made, with likes of ''The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time''.<ref>[[Brutal Legend Plus]]</ref>
|-
| ''[[ModNation Racers]]''
|46
|91%
|A driving game that chris is terrible at. The levels that Chris have made so far are simply bad. In 500 online races Chris has only won 100; that shows Chris's skills.
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Braid_(video_game)|Braid]]''
| 11
| 89%
| A game about a man who alters [[Time Void|time]] to rescue his [[sweetheart]]. Note that the end of the game reveals the main character to be [[Christian Weston Chandler|a stalker]]. It is, however, worth noting that Braid is a puzzle game, and not a simple one to play either, yet he still fully completed the game. This is perhaps the most definite proof that Chris isn't mentally retarded (or, at least, he knows how to use GameFAQs).
|-
|''God of War''
|33
|82%
| Most of the trophies are simply earned by progressing through the game normally. The trophies he lacks are the ones that require you to complete actual challenges or completing the game in under 5 hours.
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Heavy_rain|Heavy Rain]]''
| 53
| 80%
|
|-
| ''The Price Is Right''
|11
|76%
| Another real [[sonichu|masterpiece]] of hi-def gaming
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Sonic_unleashed|Sonic Unleashed]]''
| 37
| 75%
| Due to the trophy data not visible to the public and people reporting hearsay as fact, a lot of people were under assumption that Chris had 100% of the trophies in ''Sonic 2006'' (which doesn't even have trophies). Now, we're equally perplexed by the fact that Chris has ''only'' 75% of trophies in a bona-fide 3D Sonic title.
|-
| ''[[Brutal Legend Plus|Brütal Legend]]''
| 46
| 74%
| \m/ [[Britney Spears]]! \m/
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Penny_Arcade_Adventures|Penny Arcade Adventures]]: OtRSPoD, Episode One''
| 11
| 71%
|
|-
| ''Penny Arcade Adventures: OtRSPoD, Episode Two''
| 11
| 71%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Noby_Noby_Boy|Noby Noby Boy]]''
| 9
| 71%
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Numblast|NUMBLAST]]''
|10
|71%
|NUMBLAST is a [[homos|colorful]] Japanese puzzle game
|-
| ''Buzz!: Quiz TV''
| 16
| 61%
| The first of the ''Buzz!'' games to appear on PS3. See also Chris's [[Quizzes]] for his MyBUZZ! stuff.
|-
| ''[[Emily_Date_Conversation_Transcript#Meet_the_Pickle_.2801:21:44_-_01:25:29.29|Watchmen]]''
| 8
| 57%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Uno_(video_game)|UNO]]''
| 10
| 52%
| Seriously?
|}

Comparing to the [[List of Chris's games|list of games he owns]], there was a bunch of them that he hadn't even booted up a single time. There are some games he had touched maybe once and then left to the wayside; for example, all of his ''BioShock'' trophies are from the beginning of the game, and he received all of them on October 23, 2008, over a couple of hours. (The logical conclusion is that the second level of ''BioShock'' will ''blow your mind.'') In public, he also prominently featured games he never really played; the [[PS3 History Level]] shows many games that he touched only a few times (''Mirror's Edge'' and ''BioShock'', for example, currently sit at 11% and 9% respectively), and in [[PS3 Tutorial for my fans|the PS3 tutorial]], Chris says he thinks ''PAIN'' is a "fun" game, yet he let it sit at 0%.

=== Hacking ===

As a result of his online notoriety, his poor choice of passwords, and his innate gullibility, Chris’s PlayStation Network account was hacked or otherwise wrested from his control on multiple occasions. [[BlueSpike]], in his guise as Chris’s sweetheart [[Julie]], was able to convince Chris to break the first fundamental rule of cybersecurity and "share" his password in [[BlueSpike_PSN_Chat_3|February 2009]], which was later used as a wedge to control and torment Chris. That summer, [[Jack Thaddeus]] seized the account, resulting in the infamous [[Chris humps his PS3|eight minutes of console sex]] and detailed revelations concerning Chris’s insane online spending habits.

Chris managed to keep control of his accounts for a surprisingly long time after his run-in with Thaddeus, but his luck ran out on 24 [[February 2010]], thanks to [[Surfshack Tito|a certain <s>nigger</s> Hawaiian]].

==Fanboyism==
<center>{{#ev:youtube|ws9MqtHzcz4}}</center>

{{quote|So… good reason to get a PlayStation 3 system… of at least 60 GB or higher! 'Cause, uh, y'know, they have four USB ports, the memory card slots, and able to access the Internet wirelessly. While 40 GB and lower: two USB ports, no memory card slots, and requires an Ethernet cable to connect to the Internet. And… LittleBigPlanet! And as you all know from my sponsorship video, ev— most of the videos I put up on YouTube were spon— were sponsored by Sony, and their PlayStation Eye, and their PlayStation 3.|[[Chris Chan Update 13 October 2008|Chris failing to tell us what the "good reason" is]]}}
{{quote|And yet, at the beginning, during the "Console War", I feel that I have chosen Truly Wise. Sony has truly helped this soul better his life, and many others as well. And with every new update, the PS3 and PSP grow more and more better alongside me. Playstaion isn't just a Station to Play, it's the station to Play and Truly Enrich Yourself. Higher Definition equals Better Points of View. Talking over the internet from a sancturious comfort is truly an enriching luxury. Now I have put behind me my regrets of Life without Playstation. And with Priceless Experiences, an honest sense of satisfaction. And a more mature winning attitude. Sony's Playstation 3 and Playstation Portable are Truly a place I can call... My Digital HOME. :D Happy Anniversary, Playstation 3; you are Truly the Best Life Upgrade Ever|Chris, fellating the faceless angel of overpriced electronics in [[PS3 History Level]] speech bubbles}}

[[Image:Playstation Patrol W CWC's Car.JPG|thumb|right|[[Son-Chu]] camped outside a Playstation Cave]]
Chris pops giant boners for PS3. He makes trolls on /v/ look like mild enthusiasts with his hatred of the [[Hex Bawx]].

==Molestations and other PS3 damage==

On 24 [[July 2009]], a video of [[Chris humps his PS3|Chris humping his PS3]] was leaked. It is generally believed that physically molesting electronics may often shorten their lifespan; hard drives and optical drives are particularly prone to breaking under such physical [[stress]].

On 5 [[May 2010]], Chris [[I Pimp My Ride|posted a video]] in which he bragged about removing a "bug" from his PS3, thanks to a [[white knight]] who tipped him off. While Chris did apparently understand that the component was actually the system's wireless networking antenna, he removed it anyway. It seems to have had no effect on his ability connect his PS3 to the internet, indicating that he either uses a wired ethernet connection or he realized how fucked he was and put it back in place. In any case, he voided his console's warranty... just as planned.

On 27 [[August 2010]], Chris [[Stardate, August 27, 2010|posted a solemn video]] where he explains how he inadvertently formatted his own PS3, erasing over 3 years of his life. Through repeated abuse (see above), Chris's PS3 was misbehaving, prompting him to contact [[Sony]] tech support. They apparently guided him through an attempt to fix corrupted files on the PS3's hard drive, but fortunately this did not go to plan and Chris was given a choice to reformat his drive, which he accepted.

In the video, Chris blamed a "misunderstanding" between him and the support representative as the reason why he ended up formatting his drive, but it's more likely that Chris [[Autism|wasn't even listening]] to the things the representative was saying, being more concerned with being able to use his life upgrade again as soon as possible. This dubious series of events was disputed by CWC experts, who suspect that Chris may not have been his [[List of Chris's lies|TRUE and HONEST self]]. However, his PSN account activity suggested he had indeed deleted fucking everything.

==Good night, sweet prince==

[[File:Cameragroup004.jpg|thumb|Trivia: Chris still keeps VHS tapes in the clutter of his [[room]]]]

On 29 August 2010, trolls obtained [[The MovingFoward videos]] where Chris finally put the nail in his life upgrade's coffin by beating it up with an edging stone and then running it over with his [[car]]. In the third video, Chris claimed to have tested his PS3 and confirmed it no longer started up but still "went into standby mode". He then used some scissors to repeatedly stab the console's remains. Trolls also obtained [[The_MovingFoward_videos#Destruction_Gallery|photographs of the console]] in various states of destruction.

The next day, [[ItIsFinished.MOV|another video]] appeared wherein Chris took the crushed, stabbed, and disassembled parts of his PS3, laid them out in his driveway, and ran them over with his car yet again (repeatedly) for good measure.

It was revealed [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails|through a series of e-mails]] that Chris had destroyed his beloved Life Upgrade in an attempt to cash in on a troll reward. However, to the surprise of none, he didn't think through this idea more, destroying nearly $5000 dollars in his greed.

== The Rebirth ==

As of September 6th, 2010, only ''days'' after killing his life upgrade, it was resurrected, [[monthly tugboat|with your help]]. Chris had claimed in his Tito and Clyde emails that he would never buy another PS3, probably an attempt to convince the two. Little does Chris know, as he thinks he is the puppet master, yet the trolls are the ones pulling his strings.

==Other oddities==

Chris appears to have put at least some of the games he has bought in blue Blu-Ray cases instead of keeping them in original retail cases.<ref>Seen, for example, in [[Brutal Legend]].</ref> He even does so in ''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]'' advertisement. This peculiar practice is explained in Chris's [[PS3 History Level]]: Chris buys Blu-Ray game cases from eBay and switches them over because "It's THINNER than the Clear Original PS3 Disc Cases; MORE SHELF SPACE for MORE GAMES."

==See also==
*[[Chris-chan Discusses...]] - a video interview with Chris conducted over the PS3's video chat service.
*[[List of Chris's games]] - detailing his entire game collection.
*[[List of Chris's PSN video downloads]]
*[[List of Chris's PSN game downloads]]
*[[Pixelated PS3]] - Chris attempt to build one from [[Lego]] and [[Pixelblocks]].
*[[PS3 History Level]]
*[[PSEye]]
*[[PSP]]
*[[PSN Blogs]] - an archive of Chris's posts.
*[[Sonichu Home Club]] - because Chris loves Sony so much, he uses their ''Second Life'' ripoff.
*[[Sony]]
*[[Hex Bawx|Xbox 360]] - the Kryptonite of Chris's video gaming.
*[[ItIsFinished.MOV]] - GAME OVER.

==Sauces==
<references/>

==External links==
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3WQ3QiJMWU Boyfriend-Free PS3]

[[Category:Things Chris has had Sex with]]
[[Category:Video Games]]
[[Category:Sony]]
[[Category:PS3]]

User talk:Wintermute

2010-09-08T08:29:04Z

Superwoman: /* Kacey is Lillylivers? */

y hello thar

== About the kacey date & your allergy ==

Thanks for posting that thing about the dates with Kacey. I feel that there's not nearly enough info about Kacey & her interactions with Chris, other than the phone calls.
I wanted to ask you about your allergy to Chris-Chan. When did he touch you and why? Were you with Kacey on the dates? I hope you're all better now! --[[User:Elliebytes|Elliebytes]] 19:44, 7 September 2010 (PDT)
*he wasn't actually there, you know --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 20:08, 7 September 2010 (PDT)

== You killed Armitage?! ==

WTF, I needed him to get rid of the neurotoxin!
[[User:DronePod|Gibson! it's Gibson! his head's been cut clean off!]] 11:25, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

== Kacey stuff ==

Oh. Dear. He actually insulted her and groped her. On two dates.

HOW COME NO ONE HAS FILED A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST THIS SHITFUCKER?!?-[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 00:13, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

Because of his AUTIZTIC CARD [[User:BabyNeko|BabyNeko]]

I really want to know what line Chris has to cross where the autism card won't cut it anymore, and how close he is to said line. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 00:50, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

Guys, Guys this fat fuck will eventually get his ass kicked by someone anyway just be patient.--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 00:56, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

It usually only takes me one date to start groping a girl. No one's ever kicked my ass for it, they usually just grope me back. I love not being a fat fuck. [[User:Niggoducks|Niggoducks]] 05:35, 3 July 2010 (UTC)

==Were you that old Totse mod?==

The one everyone kept calling Wintercunt? If so, I thought you were female that whole time.

It's this site that used to exist, full of angsty teenagers. It teaches you to make shitty bombs that will blow up in your face and get high off of household substances. [[User:Niggoducks|Niggoducks]] 05:33, 3 July 2010 (UTC)

lol chris يعتقد أننا إرهابيون --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 03:39, 12 July 2010 (UTC)

== Do you play Space Station 13? ==

I was playing a few minutes ago and I saw a user named Wintermute. Just wanted to verify if it was you or not. [[User:LAG4U|LAG4U]] 21:20, 29 July 2010 (UTC)

Nope --[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 22:11, 29 July 2010 (UTC)

== THE CWCKI FORUM ==

http://cwckiforum.proboards.com
IT'S LIKE PVCC FOR CWCKI PEOPLE!
[[User:DrShoggoth|Dr. Herodotus P. Shoggoth :Doktor of the Forbidden Sciences, Medallion Guardian, Imperial Emu, Emeritus of the Ancient and Justified Order of the Turtle]] 13:42, 17 August 2010 (PDT)

==Heard down the grapevine...===
That you know what's what with the PS3 destruction. A friend of mine mentioned that there was an incentive to Chris destroying it instead of what he said in the videos (i.e. money). --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 21:48, 1 September 2010 (PDT)
*He doesn't know shit. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 11:29, 5 September 2010 (PDT)

==Kacey is Lillylivers?==
she is fairly plump, or is lillylivers kim?
:No. And sign your name. [[User:Massive Dynamic|Massive Dynamic]] 21:08, 7 September 2010 (PDT)

Lillylivers did the kacey phonecall voice? so why would it not be her that chris met? [[User:Superwoman|Superwoman]] 01:29, 8 September 2010 (PDT)

User talk:Wintermute

2010-09-08T03:42:37Z

Superwoman:

Talk:Haters Gonna Hate.MOV

2010-09-06T17:44:56Z

Superwoman: /* Case? */

Trying to transcribe...having trouble--[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 09:22, 6 September 2010 (PDT)
- Disregard that I suck cocks, I can't even refresh the page without lagging out.--[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 09:46, 6 September 2010 (PDT)--[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 09:46, 6 September 2010 (PDT)
* I have TRANSCRIBED DIS BITCH. Mostly. Rest easy. --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 09:54, 6 September 2010 (PDT)

Pfft, Chris is using his DEEP SCARY VOICE OOOOOOO -[[User:CypherFDP|CypherFDP]] 09:47, 6 September 2010 (PDT)

==PS3==
I broke the page, sorry, but guess what I found. [[User:Ash link|Ash link]] 10:01, 6 September 2010 (PDT)

==Case?==
Chris said he was keeping the PStripple case as a memento, is that a console or the case on the shelf? Keep in mind, I dont' know anything about Playstation 3 cases. --[[User:Fearfulsymmetry|Fearfulsymmetry]] 10:19, 6 September 2010 (PDT)

For a second I thought it might be a ps3 slim with the old faceplate leaned against it, but after comparing videos - it looks exactly the same as the old one pretty much...did he get a used old fat ps3? perhaps on ebay? any recent activity on ebay? is it possible the one he crushed really was a decoy? [[User:Superwoman|Superwoman]] 10:40, 6 September 2010 (PDT)

==Wi-Fi Antenna Gymnast Ribbon?==
is that the removed wifi antenna which he spins around at the camera near the end?? [[User:Superwoman|Superwoman]] 10:38, 6 September 2010 (PDT)

Talk:Haters Gonna Hate.MOV

2010-09-06T17:40:43Z

Superwoman: /* Case? */

Trying to transcribe...having trouble--[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 09:22, 6 September 2010 (PDT)
- Disregard that I suck cocks, I can't even refresh the page without lagging out.--[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 09:46, 6 September 2010 (PDT)--[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 09:46, 6 September 2010 (PDT)
* I have TRANSCRIBED DIS BITCH. Mostly. Rest easy. --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 09:54, 6 September 2010 (PDT)

Pfft, Chris is using his DEEP SCARY VOICE OOOOOOO -[[User:CypherFDP|CypherFDP]] 09:47, 6 September 2010 (PDT)

==PS3==
I broke the page, sorry, but guess what I found. [[User:Ash link|Ash link]] 10:01, 6 September 2010 (PDT)

==Case?==
Chris said he was keeping the PStripple case as a memento, is that a console or the case on the shelf? Keep in mind, I dont' know anything about Playstation 3 cases. --[[User:Fearfulsymmetry|Fearfulsymmetry]] 10:19, 6 September 2010 (PDT)

My eyes might be jumping to conclusions, but at one point I thought it might look like a new ps3 SLIM with the old faceplate he removed leaned against it on its face. On the other hand I thought I saw a silver bit, and the ps3slim is all matte black isnt it? [[User:Superwoman|Superwoman]] 10:40, 6 September 2010 (PDT)

==Wi-Fi Antenna Gymnast Ribbon?==
is that the removed wifi antenna which he spins around at the camera near the end?? [[User:Superwoman|Superwoman]] 10:38, 6 September 2010 (PDT)

Talk:Haters Gonna Hate.MOV

2010-09-06T17:38:34Z

Superwoman:

Trying to transcribe...having trouble--[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 09:22, 6 September 2010 (PDT)
- Disregard that I suck cocks, I can't even refresh the page without lagging out.--[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 09:46, 6 September 2010 (PDT)--[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 09:46, 6 September 2010 (PDT)
* I have TRANSCRIBED DIS BITCH. Mostly. Rest easy. --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 09:54, 6 September 2010 (PDT)

Pfft, Chris is using his DEEP SCARY VOICE OOOOOOO -[[User:CypherFDP|CypherFDP]] 09:47, 6 September 2010 (PDT)

==PS3==
I broke the page, sorry, but guess what I found. [[User:Ash link|Ash link]] 10:01, 6 September 2010 (PDT)

==Case?==
Chris said he was keeping the PStripple case as a memento, is that a console or the case on the shelf? Keep in mind, I dont' know anything about Playstation 3 cases. --[[User:Fearfulsymmetry|Fearfulsymmetry]] 10:19, 6 September 2010 (PDT)

==Wi-Fi Antenna Gymnast Ribbon?==
is that the removed wifi antenna which he spins around at the camera near the end?? [[User:Superwoman|Superwoman]] 10:38, 6 September 2010 (PDT)

User talk:Pfargtl9000

2010-09-03T17:59:46Z

Superwoman: /* So, someone really needs to say this */

Archives: [[User talk:Pfargtl9000/Archive 1|1]]

== HEAR ME OUT ==

*I surrender completely to the great forces at /cwc/.
*I admit to all my crimes against the internet and humanity.
*I am held responsible, no one else, for the excess drama here at CWCki and /cwc/.
*I am the official drama llama of CWCki.
*I shall end my drama with this comment.
*I am the epitome of bitchfits on the internet.
[[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 04:32, 11 July 2010 (UTC)
*Dude, I have no idea what you're trying to accomplish but srsly dude. Page protected mostly for your protection, probably do the same for VanKrause.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:56, 11 July 2010 (UTC)

==Hey==

0100101001100101011011100110101101101001011011100111001101001010011010010110111001101011011010010110010101110011001000000110100101110011001000000100001101101000011100100110100101110011

http://www.roubaixinteractive.com/PlayGround/Binary_Conversion/Binary_To_Text.asp

You're welcome.--[[User:Austin|Austin]] 19:10, 2 September 2010 (PDT)

==So, someone really needs to say this==

And I'm going to take the opportunity. There's a difference between censorship and not posting information that's still unclear. We don't really have confirmation that the money is the reason why Chris was at the mall, so we can't really claim that we do. Also,
*" Those that support Jenkins have opted for Communist-style censorship. It's easy enough to see that Jenkins is the Kim Jong-il of the CWCki."

HAHAHAHAHA no. -- [[User:Electro Gypsy|Electro Gypsy]] 19:42, 2 September 2010 (PDT)

:Email me at Sygerrik@gmail.com, please. Your questions will be answered.[[User:Sygerrik|Sygerrik]] 20:32, 2 September 2010 (PDT)
*Oh, I already know. I was more focusing on what he considers "censorship". -- [[User:Electro Gypsy|Electro Gypsy]] 20:48, 2 September 2010 (PDT)
:That was targeted at pfarty here. I am offering to explain what's going on and why people love JJ so much. [[User:Sygerrik|Sygerrik]] 09:22, 3 September 2010 (PDT)
:Who wouldnt love jj, he is the original creator of sonochou. [[User:Superwoman|Superwoman]] 10:59, 3 September 2010 (PDT)

Talk:Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails

2010-09-03T04:16:31Z

Superwoman: /* Snooky's Pawn Shop */

i'm too lazy to add commentary so uh, yeah, any questions i'll clarify here. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 15:37, 2 September 2010 (PDT)
*Background and context would be useful here.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 15:54, 2 September 2010 (PDT)
**okay, i posted up a thing saying rewards for chris to have gay sex, patti bones and ps3 destruction. i posted this all over the world. chris heard about it and he wanted in on it. needless to say, he failed. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 16:00, 2 September 2010 (PDT)
*I'll be here if anyone needs commentary on my part.[[User:SurfShackTito|SurfShackTito]] 16:04, 2 September 2010 (PDT)
**Basically some trolls created a forum called the trolling train. They discussed rewards for deeds of trolling. One of which included breaking into 14 Branchland court, and smashing Chris's PS3, offering a $9001 reward. One of the trolls, our very own jenkinsjinkies, who just happened to have moved into 12 branchland court accepted the mission. Unfortunately, some faggot white knight told Chris about the trolling train forum, and chris decided to steal the honest hard working jinkies $9001 like how he tried to steal kacey, by smashing his perfectly functioning PS3, instead of just selling it. Now he wants the money for trolling himself (if thats even possible) [[User:Dkd|Dkd]] 16:05, 2 September 2010 (PDT)
*The white knight is irrelevant.[[User:SurfShackTito|SurfShackTito]] 16:07, 2 September 2010 (PDT)

Is the "Penny" referred to here PandaHalo's kid? [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 16:09, 2 September 2010 (PDT)

I don't see why it's essential to REDACT trollingtrain. Chris obviously knows about it and Cwcki's purpose is to illuminate, not keep fellow trolls in the dark. There's a definite need for secrecy while a plan is going on, but once the emails are leaked I think it's a mistake to keep that censorship going and against the spirit of the wiki.

EDIT: One question. Is the formatting a completely separate incident, which prompted him to destroy his PS3 to claim the reward (since it was borked anyways?) Or were we involved in causing that as well? And is there any info on this new girlfriend available, or is Chris just Chloeing us again? [[User:Sygerrik|Sygerrik]] 16:23, 2 September 2010 (PDT)
*>'''is there any info on this new girlfriend available, or is Chris just Chloeing us again?'''
Take a guess, my good man. [[User:Loserbrain|Loserbrain]] 16:43, 2 September 2010 (PDT)

Does the "paying off the debts with my father" thing have something to do with the fraud Bob was talking about during the Mathew Noble call? - [[User:Captainhowdy|Captainhowdy]] 16:51, 2 September 2010 (PDT)

Around where I gave him the address the first time. I think it would be important to add commentary that the address was at the precise spot of the GamePlace.[[User:SurfShackTito|SurfShackTito]] 17:06, 2 September 2010 (PDT)

Why dont you tell him that youve sent the money to JJ? Id like to see a post by him telling the trolling train how Chris is sifting through his mail every day looking for the money since they are neighbours. [[User:Dkd|Dkd]] 17:30, 2 September 2010 (PDT)
*This is a brilliant idea. [[User:Loserbrain|Loserbrain]] 17:39, 2 September 2010 (PDT)

So, who is Jenkins, exactly? It's clear he's more than a newbie who played a small part here. Is something big still in the tubes? Is this "girlfriend" a new plot waiting to unfold? Sorry for all the questions, guys, but it's one thing to read about the big trolling operations of the past and quite another to witness one unfold before one's eyes. Thanks. [[User:Inferno232|Inferno232]] 19:19, 2 September 2010 (PDT)

"and then Rape yourselves with your own Damn Darth Maul Dual LightSabre." Perhaps part of that could be linked to [[homos]], since it sounds like he's comparing the lightsaber to a double sided dildo. Although why he'd say that to men instead of lesbians, or how he managed to figure out that Darth Maul is a suspect of being gay is open for specualtion. --[[User:CaptainCanuck|CaptainCanuck]] 20:20, 2 September 2010 (PDT)

{{Not A Forum}}
==Flagrant autism==

That GOT-DANG Champthom banned me last time I tried to do something like this, which is why I'm going to go into explicit detail about why I'm bringing this up in this article's talk page. Frankly, I'm not sure whether it should go in this article or in [[Autism]] proper. My discussion about it here is strictly site business: I want this to go ''somewhere''; I'm just not sure where. I'm operating under the theory that that it's discussable here because it was prompted by this article, i.e. don't ban me, bro.

Consider the following quote from the first email:

<blockquote>
I am not going to put it onto YouTube, Yet. I will be sending you the link to the video file I will be uploading to a Mega Upload site right after I finish typing this message. [Even] if you upload the video yourself, it can be considered YOUR Word Alone, possible Movie Editing and Actors, and NOT Fact. However, I am most willing and able to upload the video onto my own YouTube account personally.
</blockquote>

Here, Chris is basically saying:

<blockquote>
I'm giving you videographic evidence that I did something with the intent of so surely convincing you you that I actually did what it shows me doing that you're willing to give me thousands of dollars, but if you don't do with it what I want you to do with it, I'll lie and say it isn't me! Your word against mine! No one'll believe you!
</blockquote>

This is ''retarded'', but totally in keeping with the way he and other severe, self-unconscious autisms operate. This is the essence of autism, really: to honestly say "it will convince ''you'' because I want it to convince ''you'', but it won't convince anyone else because I don't want it to convince them" is to show theory of mind so poor that it borders on solipsism. As such, it evidences once again that Chris is ''severely, severely'' autistic and his "high" functioning is only composed of his not being honest-to-God mentally deficient. I'm not saying it's that hard and "multiple intelligences" or whatever, but he's figured out how to operate his PS3 and upgrade hard drives and shit like that; my brother's not autistic and I'd guess he has an IQ of like 85-90 and he'd ''never'' get that shit on his own.

So in conclusion, don't ban me because I'm discussing it here in good faith because I think this should go in ''some'' article—maybe this one because it's about what he's doing in these emails. —[[User:Thepicklesuitintheman|Thepicklesuitintheman]] 18:31, 2 September 2010 (PDT)
:As far as where to put it, it's not so much about the e-mails as what the e-mails signify, so I'm inclined to say add something about it to the Autism article. Which is long and kind of cluttered as fuck (partially my fault, too...) but maybe under the "Chris's symptoms" heading? Or, alternatively, that article might could use a separate heading discussing the severity of Chris's autism using this as an example (among other things). Anyway, interesting stuff, I agree it could use a home somewhere. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 18:54, 2 September 2010 (PDT)

==Well done.==

Brilliant job, Clyde... For a while there, I seriously thought there MIGHT be hope for Chris, but now all I see was that he was just a greedy autistic fuck. Can't wait to see about this new "sweetheart" of his. --[[User:Miss Noel|Noel Ari Paige]] 19:11, 2 September 2010 (PDT)

== Snooky's Pawn Shop==

I did a google search, and such a place does exist: (http://snookyspawn.com/) Is anyone close enough to it that they can verify whether it's true that Chris sold his SNES games to them? --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 20:57, 2 September 2010 (PDT)

Someone could make a lost/stolen items claim on the snes gear. Cause some stress for the bigman. [[User:Superwoman|Superwoman]] 21:16, 2 September 2010 (PDT)

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Superwoman:

Welcome to the CWCki!-[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 04:58, 6 May 2010 (UTC)

tr-808[[User:Superwoman|Superwoman]] 20:35, 2 September 2010 (PDT)