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Reginald Sneasel

2010-03-26T07:50:58Z

Surfshack Tito: /* As a Mary Sue */

[[Image:CWCsSneasel.jpg|thumb|Reginald Sneasel.]]
[[Image:215Sneasel.png|thumb|An actual Sneasel.]]

'''Reginald''' is a [[Pokémon|Sneasel]] who wears a headband (or, to the Wapanese among us, a [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hachimaki Hachimaki]) and [[homos|cutoff jeans]]. He only barely resembles a Sneasel, as his coloring and body shape are completely off, but he at least is similar (unlike [[Layla]]). He is not only an excuse for Chris to remove [[Punchy]] from being paired up with [[Angelica]], but he's also an excuse to draw himself back into the comic while stuck in the time void. His inclusion is highly confusing as he is introduced shortly after [[Simonla]] announces she wants to name her hypothetical son "Reginald".

== In the comic ==
Reginald is a [[Pokémon|Sneasel]] who makes his first [[Sonichu (comic)|comic]] appearance in [[Sonichu_9#Episode 19: Date Ed (Even Though the Idea Sounds Dated)|episode 19]]. Reginald is in love with [[Layla]] and tries to steal her from [[Punchy]] with a [[fail|cunning plan]]. Unfortunately, Layla and Punchy still manage to hook up despite Reginald cutting the keyboard cord on the computer.

While Reginald is feeling sorry for himself outside, he is approached by [[Angelica]], who flirts with him. As a result, Reginald manages to summon up the courage to ask her out. To her everlasting shame, she says yes. In episode 20, he was seen in bed with Angelica, proving that even after being raised by nuns, she, like all of the other [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]], is a total slut. Unlike the other Rosechus, however, she will die for her sins. [[Chris and religion|She's Christian, after all.]]

In the first draft of episode 19, Reginald is shown to be 28 years old. In the final version of the comic though, Chris de-ages him by 10 years, thus making Reginald 18, the same age as Layla. Chris most likely made this change so Reginald wouldn't seem like such an obvious avatar for him. However, it's also likely that this was done so Chris wouldn't look like a [[pedofork]].

== As a Mary Sue ==
While Chris is stuck in the time void, Reginald is essentially the replacement Chris. Sad, pathetic, lonely, <s>and in his late 20s,</s> Reginald attempts to sabotage Punchy's burgeoning relationship with [[Layla]] out of jealousy. Like Chris, he fails. Unlike Chris, however, Reginald somehow manages to find a [[Angelica|boyfriend-free girl]] willing to look past the layers of self-loathing to his shallow, childish core. Of note is that Angelica finds Reginald "[[honest]]", and that ''she'' approached ''him''.

Angelica and Reginald's pairing is essentially how Chris would like his first relationship to start. Chris wants a girl to be attracted to his honesty and [[Attraction Sign|approach him]] so that he doesn't have to do any of the legwork on his own.

Chris also seems to have some peculiar attachment to the name "Reginald". Aside from Sneasel, it's the given name of Chris's imaginary future son, as well as that of the imaginary future son of [[Simonla Rosechu]]. [[Common Questions#Answered 15 January 2010|When asked about this]], Chris explains that a woman (most likely [[PandaHalo]]) suggested the name for the previously-mentioned imaginary son of Chris, which probably kicked off this obsession.

Reginald has not reappeared in any significant way since Chris has emerged from the [[Time Void]].

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Surfshack Tito (video)

2010-03-18T22:12:59Z

Surfshack Tito: This is now mentioned in the Surfshack Tito article, so leaving it here is just redundant. Also, it's not "likely," it's obvious (especially considering the e-mails) that's where the name originates.

''This article is about the video titled '''Surfshack Tito'''. For the troll of the same name, see [[Surfshack Tito (troll)]].''
[[Image:Tito_300.gif|thumb|"Big kahunas need bigger boards."]]
'''Surfshack Tito''' (also known as '''''Surfshack Tito.MOV''''') is a rather odd video uploaded by [[Chris]] on 02 [[March 2010]]. In it he makes his first threat against rising troll [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]], who hacked his [[PSN]] account on 24 February 2010.

The small finger motion and corresponding sound effect Chris makes is consistent with a [[Curse shot]]. This flies in the face of the claims Chris made in the [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8|8th Alec Benson Leary call]], where he conceded that cursing people was evil, and claimed he was atoning for it.

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Surfshack Tito.MOV
| image = {{#ev:youtube|3BpXubqmxEg}}
| Stardate = 02 [[March 2010]]
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = [[Image:Television.png]] Television
| Performance Style = {{Crazy}} Crazy
| Shirt = [[Image:Tanwidestripeshirt.png]] Tan Wide Lines
| previous = [[02 March 2010]]
| next = [[A message to the Trolls]]
}}

===Transcription===
[''"Mo Ghile Mear" by Celtic Woman plays in the background.'']

Surfshack Tito! [''Chris makes a quizzical face, and speaks in a high-pitched voice''] I know you!

[''Dramatic [[glasses]] removal'']

You'll get yours [[CWC's Message for Ivy|in your dreams]]- your- [[Patti Chandler|in your nightmares]]. [''makes an [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha#Execution and effect|odd, one-fingered gesture]]''] Pshew!

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[02 March 2010]]|nextlink=[[A message to the Trolls]]}}

{{Troll Videos}}
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Surfshack Tito (video)

2010-03-03T05:38:53Z

Surfshack Tito:

'''Surfshack Tito''' (also known as '''''Surfshak Tito.MOV''''') is a rather odd video uploaded by [[Chris]] on 02 [[March 2010]]. In it he threatens some enigmatic Character named Surfshack Tito, who is probably one of the many trolls that plague his existence.
==Video==

<center>{{Infobox/video
| name = Surfshack Tito.MOV
| image = {{#ev:youtube|3BpXubqmxEg}}
| Stardate = 02 [[March 2010]]
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = [[Image:Television.png]] Television
| Performance Style = {{Crazy}} Crazy
| Shirt = [[Image:Tanwidestripeshirt.png]] Tan Wide Lines
| previous = [[02 March 2010]]
| next = '''Current'''
}}</center>

[[Image:Tito_300.gif|thumb|"Big kahunas need bigger boards."]]

===Transcription===

Surfshack Tito! [''Chris makes a quizzical face, and speaks in a high-pitched voice''] I know you!

[''Dramatic glasses removal'']

You'll get yours in your dreams- your- in your nightmares. [''makes an [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha#Execution and effect|odd, one-fingered gesture]]''] Pshew!

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[02 March 2010]]|nextlink=Current|}}

[[Category:Videos]]

File:Tito 300.gif

2010-03-03T05:37:49Z

Surfshack Tito: