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Chris in the media

2015-08-18T20:25:47Z

Swaghetti: /* Akinator the Genie */

[[Image:The truth about cwc.jpg|thumb|right|Just you wait.]]

[[Chris]], being an attention whore of sorts, has frequently managed to find himself in the '''media''' spotlight. Whether it be [[Chris and television|television]], newspapers, magazines or, of course, [[Chris and the Internet|the Internet]], if Chris can find some way to get his 15 minutes of fame, he'll do it.

==Traditional media==
===''Richmond Times-Dispatch''===
{{main|IT TOOK A TALKING BEAR TO GIVE THE NAME A YOUNG BOY LOVES}}

In 1993, the ''[[Wikipedia:Richmond Times-Dispatch|Richmond Times-Dispatch]]'' newspaper ran an article detailing how Chris changed his name from "Christopher" to "Christian". This was Chris's first known appearance in media.

===Sonic The Hedgehog Watch And Win Sweepstakes===
{{main|Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes}}

Chris's second appearance in the media was a news report in [[1994]] chronicling Chris's first victory, winning a contest celebrating one of the [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] cartoons.

===Chris Chan in the PokéNews===
{{main|Chris Chan in the PokéNews}}

In [[1999]], Chris made his third appearance in a news report on the growing success of the Pokémon Trading Card Game. He was 17 years old at the time, and he was playing [[Pokémon]] cards with [[Pedofork|kids as young as 8]].

===''Nintendo Power'' Magazine===
{{main|Nintendo Power Magazine}}

Twice, Chris has used the magazine ''Nintendo Power'' to get himself attention. First was a letter Chris wrote telling Nintendo how he used a [[Sprung|video game]] to cure his [[Noviophobia|fear of talking to girls]]. The second time detailed Chris's ''Animal Crossing'' video, though there he was known as [[Sonichu]], not Chris.

===[[Shoujo Beat]]===
{{main|Shoujo Beat}}

Chris sent a letter to an [[anime]]-themed magazine that got published in its November [[2005]] issue. In it, he complains about [[JERKS]] taking away all the pretty [[boyfriend-free girl]]s and leaving him to be a [[Virgin With Rage|lonesome virgin]]. A response was published in the March [[2006]] issue, in which the writer instructs Chris on the error of his ways.

===Daily Progress===
[[Image:CWCinDailyProgressJuly142007.jpg|thumb|Admit it, if you've never heard of Chris before, would you think that they were actually referring to a 25-year-old man here?]]

On 14 [[July 2007]], the Chandlers were mentioned in the ''Daily Progress'' section of their local newspaper.

===Toucher and Rich===
{{main|Toucher and Rich Segment}}

On 12 [[May 2009]] Chris's antics became so famous that it sparked the interest of a radio podcast in [[Wikipedia:Boston|Boston]]. The whole media furor was sparked by the "[[I Got A Fish]]" video. However, most of the show covered Chris's videos addressed to [[Ivy]].<ref>[http://www.wbcn.com/topic/play_window.php?audioType=Episode&audioId=3705145]</ref>

===Kevin and Bean===
{{main|The Kevin and Bean Show Segment}}

One of Chris's [[Captain's Log]]s is dissected by the hosts [[Wikipedia:Kevin and Bean|Kevin and Bean]]. Notably, the [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|video in question]] required ''a full two minutes'' dedicated to disclaimers, as well as censoring of [[Semen#Recycling|certain]] [[Honest content|unairable]] [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|acts]] .

===''Web Soup''===
{{main|For G4s Web Soup}}

Once again, Chris's "[[I Got A Fish]]" video was briefly featured, this time on [[Wikipedia:G4 (TV channel)|G4]]'s ''[[Wikipedia:Web Soup|Web Soup]]'' on 2 [[July 2009]]. While the segment lasted less than 30 seconds, Chris initially felt honored and used the opportunity to try to score some [[china]], only to belatedly realize after he uploaded an entire video about it that shows like ''Web Soup'' are devoted to mocking people like him.

===Save McIntire Park===
{{main|McIntire Park}}

In [[July 2009]], Chris briefly appears in the background of a news segment about saving McIntire Park, [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]]. Later, Chris receives recognition at a council meeting for drawing a large sign.

===''Slylock Fox''===
[[File:SonichuSlylockFox25Sep2011.JPG|thumb|115px|"Christian Weston Chandler, Age 9"]]

On 25 September 2011, ''[[Wikipedia:Slylock Fox & Comics for Kids|Slylock Fox & Comics for Kids]]'', a comic strip about comic strips published by King Features Syndicate, featured a black-and-white image<ref>[http://content.comicskingdom.net/Slylock/Slylock.20110925.gif]</ref> of [[Sonichu]] in the "Your Drawing" panel. The illustration, which ran in thousands of papers nationwide, was accompanied by text, which read: "Today's terrific artist is Christian Weston Chandler, Age 9." The strip's author, Bob Weber Jr., admitted on the Comics Curmudgeon blog<ref>[http://joshreads.com/?p=10951#comment-1014594]</ref> that he fully believed that the "artist" was 9 (rather than 29) when he selected the drawing out of the dozens that are submitted to the strip every week.

===Opie & Anthony===
{{main|Opie and Anthony}}

On 27 [[May 2009]], ''[[Wikipedia:Opie and Anthony|The Opie & Anthony Show]]'' on [[Wikipedia:Sirius XM Radio|Sirius XM Radio]], which was broadcast to 18.5 million units, [[Opie and Anthony|did a commentary segment]] on Chris's video response to drinking his own [[cum]] and shitting his adult diapers. It is unknown whether he's realized that his [[autistic]] antics have technically been broadcast to low earth orbit.

===''Houston Press''===
On 12 [[July 2012]], the ''[[Wikipedia:Houston Press|Houston Press]]'' published an article on Rex Nabours III of defunct folk punk band Guwange and his attempts to raise money for sick children. Nabours was quoted in the article saying "I did a Christian Weston Chandler (the ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' guy) [[Trollsta's Paradise: A True and Honest Tribute to Christian & The Hedgehog Boys|covers album]] earlier this year with the intent of giving any money I made off of it to Autism-related charities because the dude is basically [[Song for Jackie.MOV|blackface]] for autism".<ref>http://blogs.houstonpress.com/artattack/2012/07/rex_nabours_extra_life.php</ref>

===''Failosophy'' ===
[[File:TG20.jpg|thumb|Featured pic]]

MTV's show ''[[Wikipedia:Failosophy|Failosophy]]'' mocked Internet idiots like Chris. While the show lasted a mere 3 months due to negative reception, one of his [[Tomgirl]] pics memorably and unsurprisingly showed up in the 4th episode of the show, viewed by almost a million people. Jump to 0:26 for his appearance.

{{Infobox/video
|name= Chris-Chan on MTV's Failosophy
|video= {{#ev:youtube|Hqy4scnj1EI}}
}}

Chris, unusually, gave a response via [[Facebook]].

{{quotebox| I had no ill will against MTV. I enjoyed the women in "[[Wikipedia:Undressed|Undressed]]"; I like [[Beavis and Butt-head|Daria]]; the [[Dating education|dating game show]] was fun to watch, and to put them way at the bottom, [[Beavis and Butt-head|Beavis and Butt-Head]] were [[Christian Weston Chandler|so stupid, it became crazy-funny]].

I have been the victim of Trolling/Cyber-Bullying for the past greater than five years. I get that whatever gets onto the [[Chris and the Internet|internet]] is near impossible to remove.

And now I find that among the shit I was trolled of, this ONE photograph, which was originally taken for a WOMAN years ago, gets compared with a literal meat-head and a plush-head, and is made available on iTunes for two dollars!

From the one woman's words, Jamie Lee... I don't know what is worse, that she would not date me, or that she would put me in jail over a freaking couch. Lee, My Once Good Name was actually Jailed, because of the SET UPS those Anonymous, LULZy, Shit-Faced TROLLS. [[Chris and reality|At least I was more clean, sexy and gung-ho than either of the ugly, grimy freak shows I was compared with.]]

If I did not have a very good day beforehand today, I would seriously be [[Chris and the Law|calling my Attorney]] on your damn show's ass.|[[Christian Weston Chandler]], after 950,000 people saw him on ''[[Wikipedia:Failosophy|Failosophy]]''.}}

To this day, Chris has not followed up on this threat of legal action. The episode with Chris in it also remains available on iTunes.

===Local TV Broadcast===
{{main|Destruction of Chris's House}}
A local TV broadcast gave a brief report on the [[Destruction of Chris's House]].

{{Infobox/video
| name = Fire at 14 Branchland Court
| video = {{#ev:youtube|qkYnMRh26Oo}}
}}

==Major Internet media==
===Fark.com===
The world-renown Internet portal [[Wikipedia:Fark|Fark]] to [[ECV 00095]] on 5 [[May 2009]].<ref>[http://www.fark.com/cgi/vidplayer.pl?IDLink=4369161|Fark linked]</ref>

{{quote|You don't need to search any longer, the [[The Creepy Stare|creepiest]] person on [[the internet]] has been found|A Farker}}

===Heavy.com===
Chris tops the site's list of the 20 Worst Internet Losers, posted 13 [[July 2010]].

{{quote|There could be no other choice to close out this list. Christian Weston Chandler, aka Chris-Chan, is like every horrible thing about [[the Internet]] made flesh. [[14 Branchland Court|Lives]] with his [[Borb|parents]], sponges off the [[Monthly tugboat|government]] and uses the cash for [[PS3|PlayStation 3]] games and [[sex toys]], walks around the [[Fashion Square Mall|mall]] with his Game Boy [[love quest|looking for girlfriends]], posts incoherent YouTube videos of himself [[For Julie's Eyes Only|humping an anime bodypillow]] and yelling “Oh, [[Julie]],” the list will go on forever. C.W.C. is the ''ne plus ultra'' of Web losers.|Heavy.com, [http://www.heavy.com/comedy/2010/07/the-20-worst-internet-losers/4/ 20 Worst Internet Losers]}}

===Harry Partridge===
[[Image:HappyHarryRosechu.jpg|thumb|125px|"Actually, it is excellent; I would not change a thing about it." -Chris, [[Mailbag 9]]]]
Animator Harry Partridge (best known for his [[parody|slanderous mockery]] [[Wikipedia:Saturday Morning Watchmen|Saturday Morning ''Watchmen'']]) has made several references to Chris and Sonichu, the first of which being a drawing of [[Rosechu]] uploaded to Newgrounds.<ref>[http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/happyharry/rosechu ]</ref> An animated version of Chris appears briefly in the animated cartoon short "Nicolas Cage Wants Cake", a musical remix of a scene from ''[[Family Guy|The Family Man]]''.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PJddmfesa]</ref> In the animated short "Skyrim", [[Son-Chu]]'s "SONICHU" license plate can be seen in the background during the first scene.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9eGtyqz4gY]</ref> In the Followup, "Song of Skyrim", Chris makes a brief cameo in the crowd scene.

Harry himself has commented on [[TheCWCvilleLibrary]]'s upload of the [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] song "[[I'll Never Leave You, Ivy]]", jokingly stating "I want this played at my funeral."

When interviewing Harry Partridge on Animation Aficionados, the hosts asked Harry about Chris's cameos in some of his videos (from 0:19:43). The discussion the hosts have with Harry about Chris is quite lengthy, during which Mr. Partridge admits that he is "obsessed with him":<ref>[http://animationaficionados.com/2011/08/23/episode-35-harry-partridge/]</ref>

{{Quote|1=I really am obsessed with him... I check [[CWCki|''Sonichu.com'']], the wiki about Chris-chan and his weird life, if not daily, every couple of hours... there must be more written about Chris-chan than George Washington. |2=Harry Partridge|3=}}

===Atop the Fourth Wall===
Comic reviewer Lewis Lovhaug (Linkara) goes on a brief tirade in his video "Top 15 Things I Will Never Review" about ''Sonichu'' on the subject of webcomics at the 24 minute mark.<ref>[http://atopfourthwall.blogspot.com/2010/09/top-15-comics-ill-never-review.html]</ref>

{{Infobox/video
|name= Linkara Discusses Sonichu & Chris-Chan
|video= {{#ev:youtube|mDfRk0qt5HQ}}
}}

{{quote|"But wait," the internet cried back, "let me tell you about the horror that is called...Sonichu!" Yes people, I have heard of Sonichu. I really wish I ''hadn't'' heard of Sonichu. I would be a much happier man if I hadn't.|Linkara, speaking for everyone who has ever become aware of Sonichu.}}

Linkara didn't want to review ''Sonichu'' because he didn't want to bring any more attention to it, aware that Chris took pride in any attention brought to himself and Sonichu at the time, no matter how negative it was. At the end of the video, he uses "Weird Al" Yankovic's "Do I Creep You Out?" as the credits music, a possible jab at Chris.

===RayWilliamJohnson===
{{Infobox/video
|name= =3 - I will end you!
|video= {{#ev:youtube|q2jERPp3Z0w}}
}}

{{quote|Wait a minute, did he just say he recycles his...HOLY SH*bleep*IT! Oh, that is some NASTY sh*bleep*t, oh, oh GOD!|Ray, representing pretty much anybody who saw the video for the first time}}

In an early episode of ''=3'' (pronounced "equals three"), vlogger Ray William Johnson made fun of Chris's habit of [[recycling]] his [[navy]]. Though he never gave Chris's name, referring to him rather inaccurately as "your average ''[[Captain's Log|Star Trek]]'' fan", he did provide a link to Chris's old channel. Jump to 2:09 in the linked video.

===Something Awful===
{{Infobox/video
|name= Sonic the hog
|video= {{#ev:youtube|pIKTFNTBM_0}}
|subject= Reupload by Owldof Hootler
}}

The last episode of [[Wikipedia:Something Awful|Something Awful]]'s “Webcam Ward” is a commentary on [[ECV 00002]].<ref>[http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/sonic-the-hog.php]</ref>

Also, the first episode of The Flash Tub's "Gaming Guyz", while not mentioning Chris outright, directly references his [[medallion]], and how Sonic cured his autism in Part 12.<ref>[http://www.somethingawful.com/d/flash-tub/gaming-guys-cartoon.php]</ref>

===SpliceToday.com===
An article<ref>[http://www.splicetoday.com/digital/come-back-christian-weston-chandler]</ref> posted on 6 January, 2011 on this multimedia blog decried Chris's latest exile from the Internet. It sums up Chris's history and behavior while sharing a personal account of the author taking steps to improve his life in order to distance himself from the similarities he saw between Chris and himself.

{{quote|It’s a little sad, and a little beautiful, and somewhere out there, Christian Weston Chandler is heating up his [[:File:Kroger sighting.jpg|Hungry Man]] lunch in a supermarket microwave (because his [[kitchen]] microwave has been buried under old Christmas decorations) and playing his [[Nintendo]] DS, and maybe ogling a salesgirl from across the produce section before he approaches her awkwardly and uses a pickup line that he misread from the Internet, and I wish I could continue to see it all.|SpliceToday.com, Come Back, Christian Weston Chandler}}

===Nicole Richie's twitter===
On 5 [[December 2009]] American socialite [[Wikipedia:Nicole Richie|Nicole Richie]] posted on [[Twitter]]<ref>[http://twitpic.com/s7pfi]</ref> an image of Chris in his [[Barbara Chandler|mother]]'s underwear and humorously presented it as a picture of [[wikipedia:Benji Madden|Benji Madden]], brother of her then boyfriend (now husband) [[Wikipedia:Joel Madden|Joel Madden]].

===Sega Acknowledges Sonichu===
On 13 [[January 2012]], two [[Sega]] of America employees corpsed in one of their "Free Stuff Friday" videos when one talked about a Super [[Sonic]] plush they were giving away and the female called it "Sonichu?". While this is not [[TRUE and HONEST]] Sonichu [[Jimmy Hill|merchandise]], it shows that at least some Sega employees are aware of Sonichu's existence. Jump to 3:50 in the linked video.

{{Infobox/video
|name= SEGA's Free Stuff Friday - January 13, 2012
|video= {{#ev:youtube|Cnoq4-Mhpgc}}
}}

Chris saw the video and [[List of Christian's comments on Youtube|commented]], ''I do not find that commentary funny at all. In fact, I feel pissed off to be ridiculed soo lightly.''<ref>[[List of Christian's comments on Youtube#SEGA's Free Stuff Friday-January 13, 2012]]</ref>

===Maddox===
Internet comedy writer [[wikipedia:Maddox (writer)|George "Maddox" Ouzounian]], best-known for his website [http://maddox.xmission.com The Best Page in the Universe], critiqued Chris's [[:File:001-Christophers1stSonic.jpg|first drawing of Sonic the Hedgehog]] on one of his side-projects, [http://www.iambetterthanyourkids.com I Am Better Than Your Kids], as one of many children's drawings to help promote his novel of the same name. Like most other works on the site, Maddox gave the drawing an F. <ref>[http://www.iambetterthanyourkids.com/?p=117]</ref>

===Cvillepedia===
On a wiki dedicated to Charlottesville culture and "celebrities," he has what can only be described as a tongue-in-cheek article.<ref>http://www.cvillepedia.org/mediawiki/index.php/Christian_Weston_Chandler</ref>

===Cracked.com===
[[File:CWccracked.jpg|thumb|200px|#22 on Insane Subcultures.]]
Chris showed up on [[Wikipedia:Cracked.com|Cracked]]'s front page as #22 on 9 [[April 2014]] as part of "25 Insane Subcultures You Won't Believe Actually Exist".<ref>[http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_859_25-insane-subcultures-you-wont-believe-actually-exist/]</ref>

===Smosh===
Chris's Sonic Totem statue was featured one Smosh's site, via the 'Smosh Pit' section which mostly contains articles, countdowns and memes. It was listed in the [http://www.smosh.com/smosh-pit/photos/people-who-tried-crafts-pinterest-and-totally-nailed-it| '22 People Who Tried Crafts On Pinterest and TOTALLY NAILED IT'] article.

===IMDb===
Chris has his own IMDb entry page. To date he only has two credits, both in the "archive footage" category; the aforementioned ''=3'' video, and the later WTFIWWY segment.<ref>[http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4813395/ IMDb page]</ref>

===Wii U Daily===
The website Wii U Daily has an article on the [[GameStop]] incident that occurred on [[26 December 2014]].<ref>[http://wiiudaily.com/2014/12/man-maces-gamestop-employee-over-sonic-boom/ Man maces GameStop employee over Sonic Boom | Wii U]</ref> Chris eventually found the article, then proceeded to go on a long rambling on Facebook on why the writer should respect him and his terrible ways--even going as far to call the writer a horrible male, despite the writer being ''fe''male.

===Reddit===
There is an entire subreddit on the popular website Reddit entitled "r/cwc", which is predictably all about Chris and his shenanigans. Eventually, however, it was later set to private mode and cannot be viewed unless you are a moderator or approved submitter.

On 23 [[September 2014]], the subreddit r/shittykickstarters linked to Chris's [[Kickstarter]] project for getting Legos.

On 1 [[January 2015]], the Wii U Daily article about the 26 December 2014 incident was linked to another subreddit, r/rage.<ref>[http://www.reddit.com/r/rage/comments/2r0kyh/man_maces_gamestop_employee_over_sonic_boom/ Man maces employee over Sonic Boom : rage]</ref>

===Radio Dead Air===
{{main|WTFIWWY Segment}}

On the 29 December 2014 edition of his ''What the Fuck is Wrong with You?'' podcast, Radio Dead Air (and Channel Awesome) star Nash and his co-star Tara discussed the 26 December 2014 incident. Until this point Nash had shed away from discussing Chris for much the same reason as Linkara, but decided he had to discuss it to the overwhelming volume of attention and e-mail the incident generated, along with the utter insanity displayed by Chris.<ref>[http://channelawesome.com/wtfiwwy-live-the-passion-of-the-chris-chan/ WTFIWWY Live: The Passion of the Chris Chan]</ref>

===Design & Trend===
On 30 December 2014, website Design & Trend also posted an article about the 26 December 2014 incident.<ref>[http://www.designntrend.com/articles/33011/20141230/gamestop-maced-shocking-assault-sonic-fanboy-over-sonics-arms-sonichu-jailed-watch.htm GameStop Employee Maced In Shocking Assault By 'Sonic' Fanboy Over Sonic's Arms: 'Sonichu' Creator Jailed]</ref> The article link has apparently been [[Twitter|tweeted]] 15 times, according to the website.

===ReviewTechUSA===
{{Infobox/video
|name= Chris Chan Assaults Gamestop Employee Over Sonic Boom
|video= {{#ev:youtube|2zBXTErUpbc}}
}}

On 2 January 2015, ReviewTechUSA made a video about the 26 December 2014 incident.

===The Mysterious Mr. Enter===
Animation reviewer The Mysterious Mr. Enter made a slight nudge at Chris while preparing to rant about the infamous "I Am Autism" commercial from [[wikipedia:Autism Speaks|Autism Speaks]] (one of many reasons why the organization is disliked among the autism community), saying that it "makes autistic people look worse than...I dunno, Chris-Chan does." Jump to 2:15 in the linked video--and by the way, that is a microphone, not a giant Icee cup.

{{Infobox/video
|name= Mr. Enter Speaks About Autism Speaks
|video= {{#ev:youtube|rMPNvcJtIR8}}
}}

===Game Grumps===
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|name= Leisure Suit Larry 6: Too Easy - PART 13 - Steam Train
|video= {{#ev:youtube|xbTmGQUWwjM}}
}}

{{quote|Ross: "You'll be like Sonichu- the electric hedgehog Pokemon."
Suzy: "Oh man, my dreams come true..."}}

In an episode of ''Steam Train'', Suzy walks into the Grump Room mid recording to quietly grab a blanket. Ross and Dan draw attention to her anyway, and they warn her they blanket is full of static electricity and it may just make her like Sonichu, to which Suzy is less than enthusiastic about. Jump to 6:00 for the whole conversation.

===SuperPrincessDaisy64===
{{Infobox/video
|name= Boom Shadow
|video= {{#ev:youtube|LtVamUVxMa8}}
}}

Chris appears at 1:13 where the song mocks him for disliking the blarms.

===Sega Acknowledges Sonichu Again===
On June 10, 2015, the official [[Twitter]] account of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] (which has been verified and everything) responds to a user's tweet mentioning [[Sonichu]] and utterly thrashing the [[Sonic Boom Protests|blarm debacle]].<ref>https://archive.is/eWfjQ</ref>

===Crave Online Australia===
[[File:ChrisSonichuSupanova.png|thumb|200px|Cosplayers as Christian and Sonichu at Supanova Sydney in 2015]]
Crave Online, a website showcasing various video coverage from games, films, sports and others topics covered a convention in [[PandaHalo|Australia]] called Supanova in 2015. A duo cosplayed as Chris and Sonichu, making a brief reference to [[Shigeru Miyamoto|Nintendo]] rejecting Chris's game proposal.<ref>http://www.craveonline.com.au/entertainment/articles/869761-watch-supanova-pop-culture-expo-2015-sydney-wrap</ref>

===Larry Bundy, Jr.===
Chris made a cameo appearance in the "''Apaches''" episode of ''Films Yanks Can't Wank'', during a mention of [[Jimmy Hill]]. Jump to 1:55 in the linked video.

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|name= Films Wanks Can't Wank - Apaches (HD)
|video= {{#ev:youtube|W3JjyoEhCuo}}
}}

==Video Games==
===McPixel===
On 25 [[June 2012]], the indie game ''McPixel'' featured a homage to [[Chris humps his PS3|Chris' sexcapades with inanimate objects]] by having a special ending sequence depicting the titular character dry-humping a PS3 in the same stance Chris was.

{{Infobox/video
|name= McPixel Extra Ending
|video= {{#ev:youtube|TWHd_10zcaY}}
}}

===Goat Simulator===
[[File:Goat.jpg|thumb|300px|The goat unfortunately named Chris-Chan.]]
The "Goat MMO Simulator" DLC pack adds a simulated MMO mode that parodies games such as World of Warcraft. AI-controlled goats simulate the presence of other players, and their names are drawn randomly from a list of pre-generated names. 'Chris-chan' is one of the names on this list.

===Akinator the Genie===
"Chris-Chan Sonichu", "Sonichu", "Rosechu" and "Magi-Chan" are guessable characters in the online/iOS game ''Akinator the Genie''.

==References==
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[[Category:Media that has been published in real life]]

August 2015

2015-08-18T20:18:45Z

Swaghetti:

{{Ongoing}}

'''August''' is the 8th month of '''[[2015]]'''. So far, not much has happened, which means this month could possibly break a new record in [[CWChronology]] history for being Chris's most quiet month.

==Events of August==
* 1 August - Chris announces on [[Facebook]] that 20 [[medallions]] will put up on [[eBay]] as early as August 3rd, and that custom medallions can be ordered.
* 11 August - Chris posts a picture of a postcard [[Cole Smithey]] sent to [[Barb|his mother]] in 1994. He suggests that Cole should contact the rest of his family.
* 11 August - Chris posts a teaser of a new [[Sonichu Amiibo|custom amiibo]] on Facebook.
* 12 August - Chris lists [[Blake]] Sonichu Amiibos for sale on Ebay.
* 15 August - Chris announces that all Blake Amiibos "have been leveled up," and are bundled with [[autographed photos]] of himself.
{{Timeline}}

2015

2015-08-16T00:41:59Z

Swaghetti: /* Sources */

[[File:ChrisatMcDs2.jpg|thumb|Chris spotted [[McDonald's|before]] [[Court Sightings|court]] in 2015 with his [[Son-Chu]].]]
{{Ongoing}}

'''2015''' is the 7th year of organized trolling since [[Chris]]'s discovery. Coming full circle with the unfortunate incident of his [[14 Branchland Court|house]] burning down [[2014|last year]], Chris announced that the renovations on it were finished, and that he would be moving back in. However, this bit of good news is completely tarnished by what had transpired mere days before the turn of the new year: [[26 December 2014|due to the events]] of [[December 2014]], Chris could potentially be spending a portion of this year in prison, a threat that loomed over his head [[28 October 2011|once before]]. However, unlike last time, Chris neither has a [[This is how the Trial went|decent attorney]] nor a [[Chris and the Law|(mostly)]] clean slate to fall back on and this time their is proof that he did what he did unlike the last time that wasn't flimed, which makes the outlook of this year fairly grim. So far, he has had his trials preempted a ''crapload'' of times.

'''2015''' is also the year where Chris' fashion sense plummeted to depths unseen by the trolls, making him more akin to a [[Barb|crazy old hag]] than [[Tomgirl|the woman he wants to be]]. In particular (and in a [[Sonic Boom Protests|very ironic twist]]) Chris dyed his hair blue in July. It remains to be seen whether there are any plans to protest this move by glitterbombing [[14 Branchland Court]].

==Events of 2015==
*Chris could be serving time in prison [[26 December 2014|due to his recent incarceration]] and the January [[Wal-Mart]] incident, depending on the outcome of his trial in [[July 2015|July]].
*Sometime during the course of the year, Chris will have been married to [[Lovely Weather]] and participated in a medical study to cure [[Homos|homosexuality]], as predicted in [[Sonichu 10]]. With much of the year already over and little sign of [[Chris and reality|this actually happening]], it's safe to say that Chris's expectations of the future may have lead him on a bit too much.
*This is also the year that Chris claimed [[Bob Chandler|his father]] would die, having heard it from the Grim Reaper in a prophetic [[dream]].
*This was also supposed to be the year of the [[Manchester High School]] 15th annual reunion which he had worked so hard on in [[2013]] until he found out his [[gal-pals]] had been hired help. It is unknown whether it will be held or whether Chris will care.
*On 20 October 2015, Activision will relaunch the ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' series with ''Guitar Hero Live''.

[[File:RainbowChrissy.JPG|thumb|Chris in January 2015.]]

==January==
{{main|January 2015}}
*Chris moved back into his [[house]] with his [[mom]].

[[File:CWCtrial.png|thumb|left|Chris in February 2015.]]

==February==
{{main|February 2015}}
*Chris revealed that he did the album art for noise band L'Eclipse Nue. His hearing took place on the 5th, and was continued until April. He sold more [[medallion]]s on [[eBay]] and [[Birthday|turned 33]].

==March==
{{main|March 2015}}
*Chris has released a list of celebrities he'd like to party with and became spectacularly gullible when a fake document was sent to him stating that Sega will recall all Sonic merchandise to give him blue arms permanently.

[[File:ChrisatMcDs.jpg|thumb|Chris at [[McDonald's]] in April 2015.]]

==April==
{{main|April 2015}}
*Chris's second latest hearing took place on April 2. Later that month, he created his own [[Sonichu Amiibo]] and sold them on [[Ebay]].

[[File:Chris may 2015.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in May 2015]]

==May==
{{main|May 2015}}
*Chris's latest hearing took place on 7 May. Some [[Facebook]] comments from [[Kim Wilson]] indicate that Chris might be undergoing hormone replacement.

==June==
[[File:Burlesque1.jpg|thumb|Chris touching probably his first girl ever since the prostitute incident in June 2014]]
{{main|June 2015}}
*Chris overreacts to [[Sonic Boom]] getting a sequel. Chris's next hearing took place on 11 June. He also visited a burlesque night.

==July==
[[File:Bluehair3.jpg|thumb|Chris in July 2015]]
{{main|July 2015}}
* 3 July saw Chris getting his third Facebook account being taken down and immediately put back up.

== Sources ==
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The '''Miiverse''' is an [[internet]] forum for [[Nintendo]] gamers, divided into communities, accessible via the Wii U and [[3DS]]. In [[December 2012]], [[Chris]] bought a Wii U and created a forum account. While there was speculation at first as to whether this account was TRUE and HONEST, his references to it on [[Facebook]], as well as links to his [[YouTube]] account, provide confirmation. It is a rare source of original [[Chris and art|art]] by Chris during the drought which has followed the collapse of his ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' comic empire. He continues to make occasional posts in the Miiverse as of mid-[[2015]].

[[File:Miiverseprofile.png|thumb|right|500px|Chris's Miiverse profile.]]

==History==
On 12 December 2012, Chris sent a private message to his Facebook friends informing them that he had bought a Wii U.<ref>[[December 2012 Facebook posts#Chris has a Wii U]]</ref> He sneered about the [[trolls]]' inability to discover his account, even as his posted a signed illustration of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]. He occasionally invited his friends to play with him. A year later, someone on [[4chan|/v/]] discovered the account, but no one was really sure if it was actually Chris. [[Weens]] decided to harass him just in case. In July 2014, he uploaded two videos on his [[YouTube]] account which were linked to this account in the Miiverse, finally providing hard proof that it was not an impostor.

As with his [[PlayStation blog]] and [[PSN blogs]], he posts on the Miiverse infrequently, and deigns to communicate with others only rarely. An exception was when he tried to rally the Nintendo community against the atrocity of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'s [[Sonic Boom Protests|blue arms]]. This was similar to how he persuade his non-friends on the PSN blogs to vote for him in the [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]], and was just as effective.

==Profile==
'''Christian''' SonichuChandler [Somewhere between [[October 2014]] and [[December 2014]], he changed his profile name to '''Christine'''.]

I am Chris Chan; creator of Sonichu and Rosechu.

Country: United States

Birthday: 02/24

Game Experience: Private

Systems Owned: Wii U, System in the Nintendo 3DS Family

Favorite Game Genres: [no response]

==Posts by Chris==

===12/05/2012 9:30 PM===
New Super Mario Bros. U Community
{{quotebox|[[File:12-5-12.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===12/05/2012 9:52 PM===
New Super Mario Bros. U Community, tagged "Yoshi Hill."
{{quotebox|[[File:12-5-12B.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===12/06/2012 6:44 PM===
Nintendo Land Community, tagged "Donkey Kong's Crash Course."
{{quotebox|[[File:12-6-12.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===12/06/2012 7:40 PM===
Nintendo Land Community, tagged "Metroid Blast."
{{quotebox|[[File:12-6-12B.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===12/06/2012 8:31 PM===
Nintendo Land Community, tagged "Nintendo Land Plaza."
{{quotebox|[[File:MiiversePost2.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===12/06/2012 9:58 PM===
Nintendo Land Community, tagged "Yoshi's Fruit Cart."
{{quotebox|[[File:12-6-12D.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===12/08/2012 11:18 PM===
Chris made several related comments regarding the game "Zombi." He was disturbed by the gender identity implications of the game. One of his posts on this topic was deleted by the administration.

ZombiU Community

{{quotebox|W.T.H.? I start out as a dude; I die once, and I awake as a different character. }:( Not cool.}}

===12/08/2012 11:19 PM===
ZombiU Community

{{quotebox|Even more weird, the opposite gender.}}

===12/08/2012 11:20 PM===
ZombiU Community

{{quotebox|But I do agree with the popular opinion, it is a scary and great game with great gamepad use.}}

===12/09/2012 5:28 PM===
Nintendo Land Community, tagged "Captain Falcon's Twister Race."
{{quotebox|[[File:12-9-12.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===12/09/2012 5:29 PM===
Nintendo Land Community, tagged "Captain Falcon's Twister Race."
{{quotebox|[[File:12-9-12B.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===12/23/2012 6:05 AM===
ZombiU Community

{{quotebox|[Spoilers:] Having trouble getting into Buckingham Palace; too many locked doors in the sewer.}}

===12/23/2012 6:07 AM===
ZombiU Community
{{quotebox|[[File:12-23-12.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===12/26/2012 7:14 AM===
New Super Mario Bros. U Community

[Spoilers:]
{{quotebox|[[File:12-26-12.png|thumb|right]]}}

===12/26/2012 7:47 AM===
New Super Mario Bros. U Community, tagged "Iggy's Volcanic Castle."
{{quotebox|[[File:12-26-12B.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===12/22/2013 9:27 PM===
Pokémon X and Y Community
{{quotebox|[[File:12-22-13.png|thumb|250px]]}}

Chris made two comments to his own post:

{{quotebox|[[File:12-22-13B.png|thumb|left|250px]]
[[File:12-22-13C.png|thumb|left|250px]]}}

===01/16/2014 11:22 PM===
Dr. Luigi Community

This post was deleted by administration. At the time, on [[Facebook]], Chris was soliciting donations after his [[Destruction of Chris's House|house fire]]. He may have included personal information, a violation of Miiverse rules.

===02/18/2014 12:28 AM===
According to his personal correspondence, Chris and his [[Barbara Chandler|mother]] were suffering from bronchitis in February and March 2014.

Dr. Luigi Community, tagged "Retro Remedy high score = 75,000+."
{{quotebox|[[File:2-18-14.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===04/18/2014 1:05 AM===
Sonic Lost World Community

{{quotebox|[autopost] Put this item to good use!}}

===07/17/2014 12:47 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community
{{quotebox|[[File:7-17-14.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===07/17/2014 12:47 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community

{{quotebox|SONICHU}}

===07/17/2014 12:47 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community

{{quotebox|ROSECHU}}

===07/17/2014 12:48 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community

{{quotebox|CYBER BULLY}}

===07/17/2014 12:48 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community

{{quotebox|ONLINE TROLL}}

===07/17/2014 12:48 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community

{{quotebox|PARAPPA HAT}}

===07/17/2014 12:49 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community

{{quotebox|DITZY DERPY}}

===07/17/2014 11:29 PM===
Mario Kart 8 Community, tagged "YouTube."

Chris provided a link to a [[Mario Kart 8 Videos#Tick-Tock Clock|video]] of his avatar in Mario Kart 8.
{{quotebox|[[File:7-17-14B.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===07/18/2014 3:12 AM===
Mario Kart 8 Community, tagged "YouTube."

Chris linked to another [[Mario Kart 8 Videos#Sherbet Land|video]] of his accomplishments at Mario Kart 8.
{{quotebox|[[File:7-18-14.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===07/19/2014 3:24 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community
{{quotebox|[[File:7-19-14.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===07/19/2014 3:25 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community
{{quotebox|[[File:7-19-14B.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===07/19/2014 3:25 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community
{{quotebox|[[File:7-19-14C.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===07/19/2014 3:26 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community
{{quotebox|[[File:7-19-14D.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===07/19/2014 3:27 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community

This post was deleted by the administrator.

===07/19/2014 3:28 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community
{{quotebox|[[File:7-19-14E.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===07/19/2014 3:29 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community
{{quotebox|[[File:7-19-15F.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===07/19/2014 3:31 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community
{{quotebox|[[File:7-19-14F.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===07/19/2014 3:31 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community
{{quotebox|[[File:7-19-14G.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===07/19/2014 3:32 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community
{{quotebox|[[File:7-19-14H.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===07/31/2014 9:17 PM===
NES REMIX Series Community, tagged "Super Mario Bros.: The Lost Levels STAGE5."
{{quotebox|[[File:7-31-14.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===08/03/2014 11:18 PM===
Mario Kart 8 Community, tagged "Time Trials."
{{quotebox|[[File:8-3-14.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===12/08/2014 10:04 PM===
NES REMIX Series Community

{{quotebox|[autopost] <nowiki>[Super Mario Bros.:73600]+[Super Mario Bros. 3:4100]+[Dr. Mario:960000] = [Total:1037700!]</nowiki>}}

===12/15/2014 7:09 PM===
Super Mario 3D World Community, tagged "Hands-On Hall."
{{quotebox|[[File:12-15-14.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===12/16/2014 4:58 PM===
Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric Community, tagged "Impressions."

{{quotebox|EVERYONE!!! I have Long Been [[Sonic Boom Protests|Boycotting the Sonic Booms games]] and Cartoon Network, because of the Horrific Arm Colour Change on Sonic! The Blue Arms Seriously Causes [[Sensory Overload|Sensory Overloads]] In Me when I am Forced to See the Vile Things!

Join the Thousands of Outraged Fans by Joining Us on Facebook in our group, [[FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!|FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!]] And help us force [[SEGA]] to Change them back NOW!}}

===12/16/2014 5:46 PM===
Hyrule Warriors Community

{{quotebox|[autopost] You earned the Destructive Force Medal!}}

===12/16/2014 7:15 PM===
Sonic Boom: Shattered Crystal Community

This post was deleted. Presumably it was another call to blarms.

===12/16/2014 10:00 PM===
Super Mario 3D World Community, tagged "Super Bell Hill."
{{quotebox|[[File:12-16-14B.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===12/18/2014 10:42 PM===
Hyrule Warriors Community

{{quotebox|[autopost] You earned the Serious Adventurer Medal!}}

===01/09/2015 12:48 AM===
Duck Hunt Community
{{quotebox|[[File:Miiverseimage.png|thumb|left|250px]]
[[File:1-9-15.jpg|thumb|250px|left]]}}

===01/16/2015 7:52 AM===
Dr. Luigi Community, tagged "10,000 viruses eliminated."
{{quotebox|[[File:1-16-15.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===04/23/2015===
Mario Kart 8 Community, tagged "YouTube."

Chris linked to another [[Mario Kart 8 Videos#Dry Dry Desert|video]] of his gameplay.
{{quotebox|[[File:4-23-15.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===06/03/2015===
Splatoon Community
{{quotebox|[[File:6-3-2015.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===06/17/2015===
Splatoon Community
{{quotebox|[[File:6-17-2015.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===06/26/2015===
Splatoon Community
{{quotebox|[[File:Pridependeance.jpg|thumb|250px]]}}

This post was quickly deleted, presumably because it has nothing to do with the game or it's community.

==Fanart==
Since the Miiverse allows members to share artwork, weens naturally took advantage of this to make many lucrid mockeries of Chris and Sonichu on his account. This especially ramped up after the events of [[26 December 2014]]. Some of them are funny. Of course, Chris ignored all of this.
<center><gallery>
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File:Ween3.png
File:Ween5.png
File:Ween4.png
File:Ween6.png
File:Ween7.png
File:Ween8.png
File:Ween10.png
File:Ween9.png
File:Ween11.png
File:Ween12.png
File:Ween13.png
File:Ween14.png
File:FileWeen15.png
File:Ween16.png
File:Ween17.png
File:Ween18.png
File:Ween19.png
File:Ween20.png
File:Ween21.png
</gallery></center>

==Sources==
<references/>

==External Links==
* [https://miiverse.nintendo.net/users/SonichuChandler Chris's Miiverse account]

{{The Internet}}

[[Category:Video Games]]
[[Category:Fan art]]

Miiverse

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The '''Miiverse''' is an [[internet]] forum for [[Nintendo]] gamers, divided into communities, accessible via the [[Wii]] U and [[3DS]]. In [[December 2012]], [[Chris]] bought a Wii U and created a forum account. While there was speculation at first as to whether this account was TRUE and HONEST, his references to it on [[Facebook]], as well as links to his [[YouTube]] account, provide confirmation. It is a rare source of original [[Chris and art|art]] by Chris during the drought which has followed the collapse of his ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' comic empire. He continues to make occasional posts in the Miiverse as of mid-[[2015]].

[[File:Miiverseprofile.png|thumb|right|500px|Chris's Miiverse profile.]]

==History==
On 12 December 2012, Chris sent a private message to his Facebook friends informing them that he had bought a Wii U.<ref>[[December 2012 Facebook posts#Chris has a Wii U]]</ref> He sneered about the [[trolls]]' inability to discover his account, even as his posted a signed illustration of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]. He occasionally invited his friends to play with him. A year later, someone on [[4chan|/v/]] discovered the account, but no one was really sure if it was actually Chris. [[Weens]] decided to harass him just in case. In July 2014, he uploaded two videos on his [[YouTube]] account which were linked to this account in the Miiverse, finally providing hard proof that it was not an impostor.

As with his [[PlayStation blog]] and [[PSN blogs]], he posts on the Miiverse infrequently, and deigns to communicate with others only rarely. An exception was when he tried to rally the Nintendo community against the atrocity of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'s [[Sonic Boom Protests|blue arms]]. This was similar to how he persuade his non-friends on the PSN blogs to vote for him in the [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]], and was just as effective.

==Profile==
'''Christian''' SonichuChandler [Somewhere between [[October 2014]] and [[December 2014]], he changed his profile name to '''Christine'''.]

I am Chris Chan; creator of Sonichu and Rosechu.

Country: United States

Birthday: 02/24

Game Experience: Private

Systems Owned: Wii U, System in the Nintendo 3DS Family

Favorite Game Genres: [no response]

==Posts by Chris==

===12/05/2012 9:30 PM===
New Super Mario Bros. U Community
{{quotebox|[[File:12-5-12.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===12/05/2012 9:52 PM===
New Super Mario Bros. U Community, tagged "Yoshi Hill."
{{quotebox|[[File:12-5-12B.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===12/06/2012 6:44 PM===
Nintendo Land Community, tagged "Donkey Kong's Crash Course."
{{quotebox|[[File:12-6-12.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===12/06/2012 7:40 PM===
Nintendo Land Community, tagged "Metroid Blast."
{{quotebox|[[File:12-6-12B.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===12/06/2012 8:31 PM===
Nintendo Land Community, tagged "Nintendo Land Plaza."
{{quotebox|[[File:MiiversePost2.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===12/06/2012 9:58 PM===
Nintendo Land Community, tagged "Yoshi's Fruit Cart."
{{quotebox|[[File:12-6-12D.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===12/08/2012 11:18 PM===
Chris made several related comments regarding the game "Zombi." He was disturbed by the gender identity implications of the game. One of his posts on this topic was deleted by the administration.

ZombiU Community

{{quotebox|W.T.H.? I start out as a dude; I die once, and I awake as a different character. }:( Not cool.}}

===12/08/2012 11:19 PM===
ZombiU Community

{{quotebox|Even more weird, the opposite gender.}}

===12/08/2012 11:20 PM===
ZombiU Community

{{quotebox|But I do agree with the popular opinion, it is a scary and great game with great gamepad use.}}

===12/09/2012 5:28 PM===
Nintendo Land Community, tagged "Captain Falcon's Twister Race."
{{quotebox|[[File:12-9-12.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===12/09/2012 5:29 PM===
Nintendo Land Community, tagged "Captain Falcon's Twister Race."
{{quotebox|[[File:12-9-12B.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===12/23/2012 6:05 AM===
ZombiU Community

{{quotebox|[Spoilers:] Having trouble getting into Buckingham Palace; too many locked doors in the sewer.}}

===12/23/2012 6:07 AM===
ZombiU Community
{{quotebox|[[File:12-23-12.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===12/26/2012 7:14 AM===
New Super Mario Bros. U Community

[Spoilers:]
{{quotebox|[[File:12-26-12.png|thumb|right]]}}

===12/26/2012 7:47 AM===
New Super Mario Bros. U Community, tagged "Iggy's Volcanic Castle."
{{quotebox|[[File:12-26-12B.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===12/22/2013 9:27 PM===
Pokémon X and Y Community
{{quotebox|[[File:12-22-13.png|thumb|250px]]}}

Chris made two comments to his own post:

{{quotebox|[[File:12-22-13B.png|thumb|left|250px]]
[[File:12-22-13C.png|thumb|left|250px]]}}

===01/16/2014 11:22 PM===
Dr. Luigi Community

This post was deleted by administration. At the time, on [[Facebook]], Chris was soliciting donations after his [[Destruction of Chris's House|house fire]]. He may have included personal information, a violation of Miiverse rules.

===02/18/2014 12:28 AM===
According to his personal correspondence, Chris and his [[Barbara Chandler|mother]] were suffering from bronchitis in February and March 2014.

Dr. Luigi Community, tagged "Retro Remedy high score = 75,000+."
{{quotebox|[[File:2-18-14.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===04/18/2014 1:05 AM===
Sonic Lost World Community

{{quotebox|[autopost] Put this item to good use!}}

===07/17/2014 12:47 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community
{{quotebox|[[File:7-17-14.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===07/17/2014 12:47 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community

{{quotebox|SONICHU}}

===07/17/2014 12:47 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community

{{quotebox|ROSECHU}}

===07/17/2014 12:48 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community

{{quotebox|CYBER BULLY}}

===07/17/2014 12:48 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community

{{quotebox|ONLINE TROLL}}

===07/17/2014 12:48 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community

{{quotebox|PARAPPA HAT}}

===07/17/2014 12:49 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community

{{quotebox|DITZY DERPY}}

===07/17/2014 11:29 PM===
Mario Kart 8 Community, tagged "YouTube."

Chris provided a link to a [[Mario Kart 8 Videos#Tick-Tock Clock|video]] of his avatar in Mario Kart 8.
{{quotebox|[[File:7-17-14B.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===07/18/2014 3:12 AM===
Mario Kart 8 Community, tagged "YouTube."

Chris linked to another [[Mario Kart 8 Videos#Sherbet Land|video]] of his accomplishments at Mario Kart 8.
{{quotebox|[[File:7-18-14.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===07/19/2014 3:24 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community
{{quotebox|[[File:7-19-14.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===07/19/2014 3:25 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community
{{quotebox|[[File:7-19-14B.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===07/19/2014 3:25 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community
{{quotebox|[[File:7-19-14C.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===07/19/2014 3:26 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community
{{quotebox|[[File:7-19-14D.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===07/19/2014 3:27 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community

This post was deleted by the administrator.

===07/19/2014 3:28 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community
{{quotebox|[[File:7-19-14E.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===07/19/2014 3:29 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community
{{quotebox|[[File:7-19-15F.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===07/19/2014 3:31 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community
{{quotebox|[[File:7-19-14F.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===07/19/2014 3:31 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community
{{quotebox|[[File:7-19-14G.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===07/19/2014 3:32 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community
{{quotebox|[[File:7-19-14H.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===07/31/2014 9:17 PM===
NES REMIX Series Community, tagged "Super Mario Bros.: The Lost Levels STAGE5."
{{quotebox|[[File:7-31-14.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===08/03/2014 11:18 PM===
Mario Kart 8 Community, tagged "Time Trials."
{{quotebox|[[File:8-3-14.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===12/08/2014 10:04 PM===
NES REMIX Series Community

{{quotebox|[autopost] <nowiki>[Super Mario Bros.:73600]+[Super Mario Bros. 3:4100]+[Dr. Mario:960000] = [Total:1037700!]</nowiki>}}

===12/15/2014 7:09 PM===
Super Mario 3D World Community, tagged "Hands-On Hall."
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===12/16/2014 4:58 PM===
Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric Community, tagged "Impressions."

{{quotebox|EVERYONE!!! I have Long Been [[Sonic Boom Protests|Boycotting the Sonic Booms games]] and Cartoon Network, because of the Horrific Arm Colour Change on Sonic! The Blue Arms Seriously Causes [[Sensory Overload|Sensory Overloads]] In Me when I am Forced to See the Vile Things!

Join the Thousands of Outraged Fans by Joining Us on Facebook in our group, [[FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!|FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!]] And help us force [[SEGA]] to Change them back NOW!}}

===12/16/2014 5:46 PM===
Hyrule Warriors Community

{{quotebox|[autopost] You earned the Destructive Force Medal!}}

===12/16/2014 7:15 PM===
Sonic Boom: Shattered Crystal Community

This post was deleted. Presumably it was another call to blarms.

===12/16/2014 10:00 PM===
Super Mario 3D World Community, tagged "Super Bell Hill."
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===12/18/2014 10:42 PM===
Hyrule Warriors Community

{{quotebox|[autopost] You earned the Serious Adventurer Medal!}}

===01/09/2015 12:48 AM===
Duck Hunt Community
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===01/16/2015 7:52 AM===
Dr. Luigi Community, tagged "10,000 viruses eliminated."
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===04/23/2015===
Mario Kart 8 Community, tagged "YouTube."

Chris linked to another [[Mario Kart 8 Videos#Dry Dry Desert|video]] of his gameplay.
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===06/03/2015===
Splatoon Community
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===06/17/2015===
Splatoon Community
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===06/26/2015===
Splatoon Community
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This post was quickly deleted, presumably because it has nothing to do with the game or it's community.

==Fanart==
Since the Miiverse allows members to share artwork, weens naturally took advantage of this to make many lucrid mockeries of Chris and Sonichu on his account. This especially ramped up after the events of [[26 December 2014]]. Some of them are funny. Of course, Chris ignored all of this.
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==Sources==
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==External Links==
* [https://miiverse.nintendo.net/users/SonichuChandler Chris's Miiverse account]

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June 2015 Facebook Posts

2015-06-19T07:59:25Z

Swaghetti: nobody says crossing the rubicon

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This page covers Chris's activity on his personal [[Facebook]] page in [[June 2015]]. He was also forced by events to return to his protest group, [[FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!]]

==Summary==

==Chris's Posts==

===More Amiibo===
Chris linked to his [[Ebay]] page and wrote:

{{quotebox|3 June 2015
It's time again; I have another ten [[Sonichu (character)|‪#‎Sonichu]]‬ [[Amiibo|‪#‎amiibo]]‬ figures made and ready for quick sale and shipment!}}

Since this batch of Amiibo was not selling as quickly as the previous two he reiterated the next day:

{{quotebox|4 June 2015
I repeat: I have another Ten Sonichu Amiibo Figures reinforced and ready for immediate sale and Next Day Shipment!

Very Good Collectibles!}}

===Chris Suffers for His Art===
{{quotebox|4 June 2015
[[File:CutFromPocketKnife.jpg|thumb|200px|left]]
Seriously. I work diligently, tough-hard, lovingly, on each Sonichu Figure. To actually be able to Hand Repurpose, with minimal model magic usage, paint and personally, metaphorically, [[Pregnant Act|give birth]], and certify, Actual Figures of my own personal main Electric-Hedgehog Pokémon character... It is plain incredible and simply awesome to me.

And I had a [[Chris and health|mishap]] when I started creation of this batch, on the morning of Wednesday, the 20th: I literally cut my left forefinger, near deep and bad, with a slip of my [[pocket knife]]. Fortunately, I had my last tetanus shot less than five years ago. I went to the emergency room; I had to get my finger numbed and stitched. They gauzed and splinted the finger; I've had to put up with that for nearly a week, during the healing and reapplication of antibiotic ointment and the band-aids and putting the gauze and splint back on. I just had the stitch removed this past Monday.

And now I am feeling crestfallen that over a day has passed from relisting the figures, right after completing them, and no one is buying them. What the hell?}}

[[Kenneth Erwin Englehardt|Kenneth]] offered:

{{quoteboxred|I think a little set of miniature files that you use in jewelry repair along with a dust mask would work better.}}

Chris responded:

{{quotebox|No, it would not.}}

[[William Elliott Waterman|William]] asked:

{{quoteboxgreen|Do you have a first aid kit handy? What were you doing with the pocket knife?}}

Chris answered:

{{quotebox|Prying a few portions off; glued on sections.}}

===Punchy in Super Smash Bros.===
{{quotebox|6 June 2015
[[File:PunchySuperSmashBros.jpg|thumb|300px|left]]
<nowiki>#‎</nowiki>[[Punchy Sonichu|PunchySonichu]]‬'s choice is Little Mac. They both like to box, although Punchy kicks too; better than just a Hitmonchan. Thinking of it, is the Smash Bros. fighting format appropriate to someone who boxes instead of wrestles? But then, who cares? It's Smash Bros.

Also, let's vote for ‪#‎Sonichu‬ to be a DLC character in ‪#‎SuperSmashBros‬., for future possibilities of More Sonichu and [[Rosechu|‪#‎Rosechu]]‬ Stories directly from me, in addition to potential [[Sonichu (comic)|comic pages]], I would appreciate that.

https://cp.nintendo.co.jp/us/

Tune in Next Time for [[Magi-Chan Sonichu|‪#‎MagiChanSonichu‬]]'s Character Choice.}}

In the illustration, Punchy is saying:

{{quoteboxred|
Favorite Smash Fighter? Alright. With my animated humor, the popular guess has been Toon Link. Ch! Yeah! He's a cute cartoon, but, come on, do I weild a sword? No! The bets on my character's amiibo figure online are High. Anyway, it's Little Mac. Boxing is our mutual expertise, and my uppercuts are killer. And to charge up for a Final Blow is awesome. I enjoy showing off my Thunder, Fire, and Ice Punches too. And I can launch really mean kicks with my feet too. Wham!}}

===I Like to Be Pristine===
Chris shared a [http://distractify.com/beth-buczynski/my-vanity-fair-cover-hashtag/?ts_pid=2 link] to a template which allows transgender people to insert their own photos on the cover of ''Vanity Fair'' magazine in the style of Caitlyn Jenner.

{{quotebox|7 June 2015
[[File:CallMeChristine.jpg|thumb|200px|left]]
This is a trend I can be nothing but most delighted and proud to be a part of. We Are ‪#‎Transgender‬; Hear Us Roar!

‪#‎MyVanityFairCover‬

‪#‎Transwoman

‪#‎Lesbian‬

‪#‎LGBTQ‬

‪#‎Pride‬}}

===Let's Go Bowling===
The "[[Cville Pride]]" page asked people to RSVP regarding an upcoming "LGBTQ Youth & Family Bowling Night," and state how many people would be attending. Chris responded:

{{quotebox|9 June 2015
Just me; one adult.}}

===Sensory Overload 2: Electric Boogaloo===
Chris provided a link to a YouTube video announcement of a new title in the Sonic Boom franchise. His remarks:

{{quotebox|9 June 2015
Hell No!!! Still with the Blue Arms?!!! Ugh! SEGA, Does my [[Sonic Boom Protests|Protest]] and [[26 December 2014|Jail Time]] And Court Trouble Result NOT resonate with you at all? Don't Y'all EVER FREAKING LISTEN AND LEARN?!!!

[[GameStop|GameStops]], [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Marts]], [[Get-Tar Region|Targets]], Toys "R" Us, [[Best Buy|Best Buys]], and all stores that sells video games, PLEASE, DO NOT STOCK, PRESELL, OR SELL THIS GAME!!! [[SEGA]] Needs to Listen AND Learn!!! The Protest and Boycott Continues and Resumes!!!

(Although, I, myself, am forced to be physically inactive, locally to me, in the protest; I will not be posting any physical notes or bills in any store, whatsoever)

<nowiki>**groan**</nowiki>}}

===Bring Me the Head of O(l)mar Woodley!===
[[File:OlmarWoodleyfanart.jpg|thumb|right|200px]]
Chris linked to an article on the "SEGA Nerds" page, "SEGA producer discusses future of Sonic Boom franchise," and added a decree:

{{quotebox|9 June 2015
Bring to me, in person, the one called [[Omar Woodley|Olmar Woodley]], So I can tell to his face of my Plights and Troubles I Went and Had to Gi Through, Because of the Sensory Overloading, Horrific Arm Colour Change that should NEVER HAVE HAPPENED. And then, let me Kick and Beat Him Up upon further refusal to change the arm Colour back to tan in Everything Sonic Boom!

Damn and F*** Olmar Woodley!!!}}

Three hours later he edited it to read:

{{quotebox|9 June 2015
Bring to me, in person, the ones called Omar Woodley and Stephen Frost, So I can tell to their faces of my Plights and Troubles I Went and Had to Go Through, Because of the Sensory Overloading, Horrific Arm Colour Change that should NEVER HAVE HAPPENED. And then, let me Kick and Beat Them Up upon further refusal to change the arm Colour back to tan in Everything Sonic Boom!

Damn and F*** Olmar Woodley and Stephen Frost!!!}}

===Going Too Far===
{{quotebox|9 June 2015
[[File:SonicNoArms (pic only).jpg|left]]
I protested peacefully and bold; I get banned from the local Four GameStops, and rebanned from [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|Fashion Square]]I ended up in jail for a weekend, along with court troubles; someone got a mild amount of pepper spray.

Time healed me some and I was recovering and doing better. Now, ANOTHER BLUE ARMED GAME IS BEING MADE?!!!

‪<nowiki>#‎SEGA</nowiki>‬ has ruined a peaceful, pleasant life for me again. It is Payback Time!

‪<nowiki>#‎SonicBoom‬</nowiki>

‪<nowiki>#‎FixSonicsArmsImmediatelySEGA‬</nowiki>}}

===Chris Spams Facebook===
Chris spent a portion of 10 June copypasting his plea of the previous day that stores not sell Sonic Boom, along with links to his [[FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!|blarms protest group]] and his personal page. He left it as a reply to the reveal of the Sonic Boom: Fire & Ice box art on "My Nintendo News;" and to an article on "Tails' Channel." The public group "My Nintendo News" posted an article entitled, "Sega Says They're Taking Fan and Press Feedback And Building From It For Sonic Boom: Fire & Ice." Chris left the same reply here, along with:

{{quotebox|10 June 2015
The arms are still freaking blue; they are NOT listening.}}

===Magi-Chan in Super Smash Bros.===
{{quotebox|10 June 2015
[[File:MagiChanSuperSmashBros.jpg|300px|thumb|right]]
<nowiki>#‎MagiChanSonichu‬'s</nowiki> choice is Mewtwo, Ness or Lucas.

And just as Magi-Chan has stated in his testimonial through me, until ‪#‎SEGA‬ changes [[Sonic the Hedgehog|‪#‎SonictheHedgehog]]‬'s arm colour back to tan in Everything ‪#‎SonicBoom‬, including the just announced title, each individual associated and responsible for the three games and cartoon show shall suffer from constant and inconsistent sensory overloads.

Good Day.

https://www.facebook.com/groups/fixSonicsArmsImmediatelySEGA/

Aside from that, let's vote for ‪#‎Sonichu‬ to be a DLC character in ‪#‎SuperSmashBros‬., for future possibilities of More Sonichu and ‪#‎Rosechu‬ Stories directly from me, in addition to potential comic pages, I would appreciate that.

https://cp.nintendo.co.jp/us/}}

MagiChan says:

{{quoteboxgreen|
Mewtwo. I appreciated his mentorship in teaching and aid perfecting my Psychic, telekenetic, mind-reading and control, Future-Seeing powers, abilities, and all other Great Mental Powers. But, as his Amiibo figure is yet to be available, as well as Lucas, I am resorted with the chip of Ness in Christine's crafted Amiibo figure of myself. She was able to put together one of each of us main electric-hedgehog characters in this dimension that is perfectly synched with your own, through Christine Weston Chandler's mind, blood and soul. This, our own Prime Dimension and Universe, can not be altered in any shape and form by anyone else's hand or mind. And in our matched dimensions, while his attire has changed, Sonic the Hedgehog's arm colour has never been changed or altered. And until SEGA changes the arm colour back to Tan in the upcoming "Fire&Ice" game, in the "Rise of Lyric" and "Shattered Crystal" games with Software Update Data, and in every single episode of the "Sonic Boom" cartoon show, all individuals, past and present, involved in everything "Sonic Boom", minus the Sonic CD game, will each suffer from constant and inconsistent mental sensory overloads. Good Day.}}

Waterman asked:

{{quoteboxred|Will you make a [[Sonichu and Rosechu's children|Robee Sonichu]] amiibo?}}

Chris replied:

{{quotebox|Well, with the return of the blue arm bandits behind these Sonic Booms occupying our minds and [[stress|stressing]] me, we may never know, will we?}}

Waterman asked for clarification:

{{quoteboxred|... you mean we'll never know, until you make one? The blue arms stressing you is stopping you from making it?}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|Yeah, among other problems.}}

===Amiibo Expenses===
Here he explained what he meant by the "other problems" he mentioned to Waterman in the above post.

{{quotebox|10 June 2015
[[File:Amiibo.jpg|thumb|300px|center]]
The reason I am hesitant on offering figures of the rest of my electric-hedgehog Pokémon, is because of possible, past undetermined, higher costs to make each of them. In particular, [[Angelica Rosechu|Angelica]] needs not only Pit's figure's chip, but the wings as well. Little Mac is extremely rare, and Ness is rare too. It takes three figures to make up [[Black Sonichu|Blake]] and Magi-Chan figures. And to better describe that was the reasoning behind the favorite fighter characters the past few weeks. Thank you.}}

===No, Not That Catherine===
"Legit Lady Gamers" asked the community what they thought of the game "[[Catherine]]." Chris offered:

{{quotebox|10 June 2015
I have played it for a while. I enjoyed the charms and sexualities of both Catherines in the story. I liked the platform puzzles, but I would have delighted it better if instead of the guy, I could have wandered the blocks as either Catherine. ;)

Anyhoo, I would rate the game a 4/5.}}

===Disapproval===
Chris did not think that a joke made on the "SEGA Nerds" page was funny.

{{quoteboxgreen|
[[File:SanicAmiibo.jpg|thumb|150px|left]]}}

{{quotebox|11 June 2015
No. Just, No. <nowiki>|:(</nowiki>}}

===Two Reminders===
Chris shared an [[FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!#Suggestions for getting arrested|old post]] from his protest group, [[FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!]]

{{quotebox|11 June 2015
A reminder.}}

He also reposted his [[December 2014 Facebook Posts#Shit, Meet Fan|long defense]] of the behavior which had gotten him [[26 December 2014|arrested]].

{{quotebox|11 June 2015
Just a reminder.}}

===Wordplay===
For some reason, a radio station requested that people post "your full name without an E,F,R,S,K,I,M,L,C,A,Y,N." Chris amused himself by posting:

{{quotebox|12 June 2015
Ht Wto Hd}}

===The Difference Between Justified and Unjustified Transformations===

{{quotebox|12 June 2015
On the other topic, changing the gender on my alter [[Chris-chan Sonichu|(Chris Chan) Sonichu]] Form HAS a good reason: the [[Christian Weston Chandler|REAL Me]] is of Female Soul and Identity; my self-character MATCHES AND HAS TO MATCH, and like those [[Anime Wings|removable clip-on wings]], the transformation changes along as well.

There is NO Reason or Justification WHATSOEVER in [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'s Arm Colour!}}

===Chris Gives SEGA an Out===

{{quotebox|12 June 2015
If SEGA can give me Ten valid Reasons (with at lease One Good Reason) to justify the arm colour change (no less), NOT counting to "Modernize" Sonic or to make Sonic "appealing to the younger generations", I may reconsider.}}

===No and Shut Up===
Another update on the new Sonic Boom game was posted on "SEGA Nerds," and Chris replied:

{{quotebox|12 June 2015
Change his arm colour back to tan already!!!}}

A [[ween]] responded:

{{quoteboxgreen|Fuckin stop.}}

Chris shot back:

{{quotebox|No, and shut up.}}

===Pony Facial Expressions===
On the page "Derpy Hooves and Friends - Friendship is Muffins," someone posted a collage of facial expressions made by the [[My Little Pony|ponies]] on the show. Chris asked:

{{quotebox|12 June 2015
Fluttershy from MNFBKDiscord episode; What DOES that facial expression mean?}}

===Vaginal Outlines===
{{quotebox|12 June 2015
Do you know who Likes me? These Women Like Me! I was at the Boom Boom Burlesque Show Friday Night, and Zhora Nova was quite taken with my audience support and participation. On stage, I acted a drown quite well. I applied naraja lip balm with [[Un-clit|vaginal outlines]]. And I flexed muscles and booty. Not only was I awarded a couple of blow pops, but I also [[Chris and contests|won the raffle]], complete with a Trophy and a Tiara, among other most valuable prizes. And Kisses and hugs were shared with great delight. :)

And I also made more [[Gal-pals|women friends]], as well as met with a couple of other recent women friends once again as well.

Thank You All, Ladies, for a Most Fabulous And Fun Night, and for becoming my new friends too! [blowing kiss emoji]

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Kenneth wrote:

{{quoteboxgreen|Damn. Looks like you're becoming the life of the party.}}

Chris replied:

{{quotebox|Damn Lesbian Strait!}}

Rowan Dunston wrote:

{{quoteboxred|Awesome! Go girl, did you find any cuties to take home or at least get some phone numbers? :D}}

Chris replied:

{{quotebox|Yes I did.}}

Three hours later Chris made a follow-up post:

{{quotebox|12 June 2015
I want to bring up that the burlesque show and performances were Outstanding. Lovely and divine dresses for the Summer theme. All of the ladies looked fabulous. The improv at the moments were delightful. Their striptease movements were smooth and fluid; met beyond what I was expecting for my first Burlesque show. The prop comedies within were a fun bonus. And the audience participation bits were thought out very well with the theme.

If the advertisement on the event page is correct, there could be an encore performance tonight, the 13th at 12:30 AM a at Impulse after the Drag Show (call ahead to confirm). To see their performance is Totally worth the trip, and the tips. :)}}

He then gave The Boom Boom Room an official 5-star review.

===Who Needs Spoiler Alerts?===
{{quotebox|13 June 2015
[[File:DerpyMuffinsB.jpg|thumb|right]]
"Derpy, thy name is Muffins."

Ditzy ‪#‎Derpy‬ Bubbly Doo MailMare... The credits show her name as... Muffins. Ah... The staff had better have a Good Reason behind naming her Muffins. Oh well, her Ship with Doctor Whooves is Confirmed as well. Now, they have to Name another Pegasus Ditzy Doo.

Fun episode, still. Looking forward to the next episode.}}

===Don't Get Too Dark===
Chris wasted no time in offering advice to one of his new burlesque performer gal-pals, "Jane Ostentatious." On her page she posted:

{{quoteboxred|
[[File:BurlesqueGalPal.jpg|thumb|left]]
Baltimore peeps, come to Club Orpheus to meet dark Jane. The transformation has begun!}}

Chris replied:

{{quotebox|13 June 2015
Don't get too dark; you'd blend into the night, or otherwise have moodiness take over.}}

===Eye Test===
Chris found a visual puzzle which asked, "What Number Do you see??" Chris answered:

{{quotebox|14 June 2015
571}}

===Pristinely Not Perfect===
{{quotebox|14 June 2015
I just looked up the definition of "pristine": clean, perfect, mint condition, spotless, to name a few words.

I like being clean after my [[Chris and health#Hygiene|daily shower]] with [[Hair|shampoo]], conditioner, soap and water.

But aside from that, "I am pristinely not perfect". :D}}

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Lars Is Jivin'.MP4

2015-06-19T07:46:19Z

Swaghetti: /* Transcript */

[[File:Jivin.jpg‎|thumb|[[Lars]] is [[Asperchu/Background#Jivin_Pickles|Jivin]].]]

'''Lars Is Jivin'.MP4''' is an [[Chris and race|extremely racist]] video [[Chris]] uploaded on 30 [[September 2010]], after [[Jackie Chat 3|a discussion with]] [[Jackie]] earlier in the day. In it, he addresses Lars again, comparing a toy boat he sent Jackie to a tape dispenser. Chris then decides the best way to get his point across is to throw the tape at his [[PSEye|camera]]. He removed the video just a few hours after uploading it. He later uploaded a new, longer version on 2 October. The extended edition includes Chris using stereotypical black words such as "yo," "mofo," holding up a picture of a black rapper and then dressing him as a turkey and throwing up gang signs.

Judging by the unusual video format (Chris normally makes videos in .MOV format), and the [[Chris and cinematography|blindingly obvious jump-cuts]], it would appear Chris has actually taken some time to edit this video. Unfortunately, it's safe to say that this was to hide the fact he failed to hit the camera with the tape on the first take.

==Description==
{{quotebox|[[Random-access humor|Nothin' but a jivin' turkey gourd.]]}}

==Video==
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| name = Lars Is Jivin'
| video = {{#ev:youtube|ApWRB4iLKMM}}
| stardate = 30 [[September 2010]]
| subject = {{Trollsicon|text}}, {{Violence|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}, {{Smug|text}}
| shirt = {{GreenWhiteStripe|text}}
| previous = [[New Address]]
| next = [[100 2261.MOV]]
| saga = {{Jackie|text}}
}}

=== Transcript ===
[''[[Creepy stare|stare]]s [[Chris and anger|angrily]] at camera, cocks head; jump cut''] Oh yeah, one more thing, Laaaaahz. You know--s--you sent her the dangin' ol'...BOAT, made out of popsicle sticks.....and a weak [[Raincoat|condom]] wrapper for a sail. You know what she did with that? [''brandishes tape. It appears to be [[wikipedia:Scotch Tape|Scotch]] or a generic store brand''] This your bo--

[''jump cut to Chris throwing the tape at the PSEye; he then turns the felled camera towards him''] She threw that piece of shit away! That little piece is cheap as shit. It was so cheap, it was as cheap as that tape dispenser! [''stares off into space for a moment, bewildered.'']

[''Another jump cut and moment of awkward silence''] I'm out, peace!

{{clear}}

==Full version==
Having taken down the original video a few hours after uploading it, Chris uploaded a longer version of the video on 2 [[October 2010]]. While the final part of the video is almost identical to the original short version, Chris has slightly re-edited it.

{{Infobox/video
| name = Lars Is Jivin'
| video = {{#ev:youtube|d8LWr4nBVKo}}
| stardate = 2 [[October 2010]]
| subject = {{Trollsicon|text}}, {{Violence|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}, {{Smug|text}}
| shirt = {{GreenWhiteStripe|text}}
| previous = [[I like Mary Poppins]]
| next = [[100 2265]]
| saga = {{Jackie|text}}
}}

{{quote|You even bought ridiculous paint and accessory kits for boats you didn't even own! You paid for [[PSN|a whole bunch of useless stuff]] you're never going to use anyway, you jivin' turkey!}}

=== Transcript ===
''[ There is a 'sproing' noise as Chris activates the camera. He frowns and begins talking in what he doubtless believes to be a manly baritone.]''

Yo Lars, listen up yo. I got a b- I got a bigger message to tell ya! Imyaghda- I been tellin' you before, I been kinda civil, but I gotta yell it out to ya. [[jackie|JACKIE]] IS OVER YOU! You jivin' turkey! Now I tell you somethin', I tell you something' else, yo. She left you because of all the goddamn boats! ''[producing a sheet of paper] ''Now I'll read to you what she told me, and I quote: "You wasted all your money on all them stupid boats!" And you le- and she left you! Because you would ''never''... treat her right or take her out anywhere because of it. ''[Gangsta hand gesture]''

And she got fed up with all the goddamn boats all over the goddamn apartment! ''[garbling somewhat]'' Half of them not even taken out of their package! Because- because you just [[List of Chris's video games|bought them for the sake of buying them]]! ''[he puts down the paper and looks outraged]'' I mean, you mofo! You took -you even bought ridiculous paint and accessory kits for boats ''you didn't even own!'' [[chris and hypocrisy|You paid for a whole bunch of useless stuff you're never going to use anyway]], you jivin' turkey!

Yeah, right I call you a jivin' turkey, mofo! ''[he produces another piece of paper. This one is folded in half and has a picture of a black rapper on it, although the lighting makes it impossible to distinguish whom]'' And that's what you is, yo, a jivin' turkey! ''[folds over the paper, revealing that he has drawn a roast turkey - which in point of fact, looks far more like a chicken - on the other side. A hole has been cut for the rapper's face, making it look like he is a squash.]'' Jivin', squashed, stupid old turkey! ''[he tears the paper asunder, and vacuums the shreds up, fumbling them somewhat.]''

Down the jivin' yo'self, mofo! ''[Flashes both middle fingers before turning them upside down]'' I tell you somethin' else. You ain't never gonna get her back. She's been LONG over you, [[Chris and race|boy]]! All day long, all week long. She and I are going to be ... '' ['tapping' an imaginary Jackie]'' I be tapping that sweet ass of hers. ''[Continuing to mime]'' I spank her ass because she wants it. She asked me for it! And you know what, she ain't- you ain't gonna get that request no mo', mofo! Jivin' turkey! You ever come near us, I'll ''beat'' yo' ass! ''[as he squeaks 'beat' he punches his hand]'' Beat yo' ass to the whole- the other side of the state of ''[punches his hand a few times, in a likely reference to a Three Stooges skit]'' Texas, where my dad went to, except for a while. [''continues up to transcript above'']

==See also==
*[[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV|Lars' Ship has Sunk]]
*[[New Address]]
*[[Niggos]]

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Sonic Boom Protests

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[[File:ChrisSonicBoomArms.jpg|thumb|Remember kids: always effect change through vandalism. [[26 December 2014|What could possibly go wrong?]]]]
[[File:PROTESTING SANIC BUM.jpg|thumb|Chris's protest inserts.]]

Towards late [[2014]], while everyone else was posting on [[Facebook]] about [[Chris and his Ego|less]] [[Homos|important]] [[Women's rights|political]] [[Chris and race|concerns]], [[Chris]] decided that the most important cause of the time was protesting [[Sega]]'s decision to '''make [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic]]'s arms blue''' (as opposed to the usual tan color) in their latest ''non-canon'' game in the series. He is so passionate about this supposed defamation of his favorite video game character that he has gone so far as to write incoherent, rambling letters to Sega, throw tantrums about it on Facebook, [[Death threats|threaten the lives]] of Sega employees, glitterbomb Sega's American HQ, and even physically assault retail staff. His angry, incoherent letters to Sega clearly show that Chris's [[Chris and reality|prolonged estrangement from reality]] is at its peak, and that concepts such as civility, moderation and channeling [[Chris and anger|anger]] in any way that doesn't involve ranting like a child throwing a tantrum are by now completely alien concepts to Chris, or at least go out the window whenever he's annoyed. Unfortunately, unlike previous bouts of anger where Chris would film himself or take to social media to rage at his target, in this instance, he decided to take a hands-on approach to it by vandalizing copies of ''Sonic Boom'' wherever he sees them. And then, when GameStop employees rightfully tried to get him out of the store one day, he proceeded to walk out but not before [[26 December 2014|brandishing his can of mace and spraying it at one poor employee's shirt]].

It once was unclear whether or not he will boycott ''Sonic Boom'' or just buy the games and watch the show like the [[Chris and brand loyalty|consumerist lemming]] he is. Given his irrational hatred and acts of vandalism towards otherwise available games, the former is more likely. On 13 [[January 2015]], it was [[Kiwi Farms|revealed]] that he did indeed buy both versions of the game and [[List of Chris's lies|claimed]] that they were sent to him by [[Catherine]], making him even more of a humongous hypocrite than [[wikipedia:Mr. Whipple|Mr. Whipple]].

Why Chris has such a bizarre distaste for such a minor, insignificant detail in the first place is still up for speculation. It could simply be some [[Manchester High School|overly-attached nostalgia]] to the 'original' Sonic the Hedgehog, or possibly some inner-venting for his own [[Sonichu (comic)|failed franchise]] that he is determined to get into ''Super Smash Bros. for Wii U and [[Nintendo]] [[3DS]]''. Whatever the reason, it certainly isn't [[health]]y for Chris, given his current [[Chris and psychology|state]]. In other words, this makes the reactions to Godzilla getting "fatter" in the 2014 movie, or the lightsabers in ''[[Star Wars]] Episode VII: The Force Awakens'', seem simple and quaint in comparison.

==Protests==
===Blarms Backstory===
Chris's hatred for Sonic's blue arms started in February 2014, when the first advertisements for the ''Sonic Boom'' TV show appeared on [[Adult Swim|Cartoon Network]]. In December he offered the following chronology:

{{quotebox|3 December 2014

I have just received a question from one of my girl friends: "So, I'm curious, where did you hear about this blue-armed Sonic Issue? Is it something you discovered on your own, or is it a bigger issue in the Sonic community?"

To best answer this question, and to VERY MUCH my visual dismay and further recollection: I HAVE been feeling this SINCE Last February. I needed to search for the ONE Announcement Trailer Video of the DAMN TV Show. I Remember finding it for myself on either Facebook through SEGA's feed, or on YouTube through the video recommendations, on my laptop, as we were moving into the temporary house. I felt UTTER Shock at the sight of the Blue Arms on Sonic immediately as I watched it for the first time that day in Early February, 2014; This Year.

I was too busy and [[Stress|stressed]] from collecting as much as possible from the burnt house, and bringing them either to our Storage Unit, and this house's basement

I had not thought about the issue much, UNTIL Last June or July with the E3 Trailers being presented on the SEGA and Sonic Facebook Pages! Since Then, I have continuously protested the Blue Arms by commenting and messaging them that "Sonic's Arms are NOT Blue!!!" And among which, I have Warned Them that this sort of thing would NOT end well for them, and it was, and still is, a Very Bad Idea!!!

So, in short: I watched the damn trailer last February, I felt Pissed Off Then, I relearned about it last June or July: I Still felt Very Pissed Off, and NOW I am continually Growing and GROWING More Angry and PISSED OFF AT SEGA, NINTENDO AND CARTOON NETWORK AND EVERYONE ELSE INVOLVED THERE!!!

I have Contacted SEGA and Commented NUMEROUSLY with MONTHS worth of time. They ignored me, Not Responded or Done Anything about it at all, and therefore the time for Talk IS LONG DONE AND OVERWITH!!! AND WE NEED ACTION UPON SEGA AND SONIC BOOM NOW MORE THAN EVER!!!

Thank you.

<nowiki>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_A3e2bl334</nowiki>}}
[[File:001-Christophers1stSonic.jpg|thumb|right|Chris must ''really'' hate this drawing now.]]
For all the agitation and violence, Chris has never clearly explained exactly ''why'' this particular alteration to this particular cartoon character makes him so furious. The closest he came to explaining his confrontational stance was in a June Facebook post:

{{quote|I only just heard and seen the ugly change a few weeks ago, and I had too many other [[Stress|stresses]] going on to act earlier.

Why do I feel this way?

The same reason why many people feel [[Chris and race|Michael Jackson should]][[Chris and reality| not have had to ]][[Chris and race|change his color]]. Would you want to change your skin detail, just for a "change of image" or an "insecurity of self-concept"?

I would not even [[Chris and death|commit suicide ever]], because of how low in self-confidence and self-esteem I have been feeling for YEARS. I'm going to eventually [[Chris and health|pass natural]].

So let's get Sonic's arm color changed back!}}

He returned to the Michael Jackson analogy in November, arguing that "this Blue Arm Travesty is as Gosh Awful as Michael Jackson's whiteface thing!" He was careful to add, "Nothing personal against the Pop Star singer....And nothing personal against anyone of any Race or Color either."

While it is difficult to decipher Chris’s garbled sentences, it is clear that his fury is linked to his belief that Sonic, like all cartoon characters, [[Chris and reality|is real and lives in a parallel universe]]. Like many autistic people, Chris is very resistant to change, especially when it is forced upon him. Chris would not change (“commit suicide”) even in the face of tremendous hardship. Sonic, however, like the King of Pop, was forced to change for trivial reasons such as appealing to a broader audience. Sonic has been Chris’s lifelong hero with whom he identifies strongly, so he has taken this injustice very personally. Unfortunately, he falsely assumes that countless millions feel the same way.

At other times, however, Chris has latched onto the idea that the blue arms cause him "sensory overload." [[Sensory Overload|Sensory overload]] is a broad term simply meaning that the body reacts to overstimulation of a sense, but in autistics it generally refers to an abstract, specific sensory stimulus (such as blue arms) which the autistic person is simply unable to stand. However, if sensory overload were a real issue, all he would need to do is avoid Sonic Boom. Chris has never before complained about sensory overload, and damningly has gone so far as to ''draw blue-armed hedgehogs himself'' such as [[Chris and art|some depictions]] of [[Bubbles Rosechu]]. The truth is that Chris either believes that Sega is abusing his best friend, or he is using his [[autism]] as an attempt to sway the intentions of a multi-billion dollar worth company.

===Oh Noes, It's Got a Second Season!===
After discovering that the TV series was renewed for a second season, Chris posted on Facebook to complain about it again.

{{quotebox|5 December 2014

A Second Season of the ‪#‎SonicBoom‬ show with those, [[Stress sigh|UGH!!!]], Blue Arms?!!! Hell No!!!

Boycott ‪#‎CartoonNetwork‬ With Me!!! Refuse to Watch the channel!!! Refuse to go to their Website for Any Reason as well!!! And TELL THEM TO PULL THE DAMN CARTOON FROM THE AIR AND FORCE ‪#‎SEGA‬ TO RECOLOUR SONIC'S ARMS BACK IMMEDIATELY!!!

http://www.gamnesia.com/news/sonic-boom-cartoon-is-very-successful-second-season-confirmed

[[File:GamenesiaSonicBoom.jpg|220px]]}}

===Spreading the Good Word===
{{quotebox|5 December 2014

Also, Spreading the good word around; commenting and messaging others as I have? Copy/Paste the following short-but-direct message, with the link below:

SONIC'S ARMS ARE NOT BLUE, AND THEY SERIOUSLY CAUSE SENSORY OVERLOADS IN ME!!! SEGA NEEDS TO RECALL EVERYTHING SONIC BOOM AND CHANGE SONIC'S ARM COLOUR BACK IMMEDIATELY!!!

FOLLOW ME IN BOYCOTTING SONIC BOOM, UNTIL SEGA WISES UP, RECALLS EVERYTHING AND CHANGES HIS ARM COLOUR BACK, NOW!!!

Join My Group, [[FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!]], and Sign Our Petition NOW!!!

https://www.facebook.com/groups/fixSonicsArmsImmediatelySEGA/}}

===Greatest Mistake Ever===
{{quotebox|7 December 2014

Follow My Lead to Force SEGA to Wise Up and Fix Their Greatest Mistake Ever!!!}}

Chris later on posted a link to this post to his Facebook group:

{{quotebox|
EVERYONE! I am going to hand-write to SEGA about this matter, and I have just called their 1-800 number and left a message last night. I will call again middle of this coming week if they do not call me back.

I am urging everyone in the group to write and/or telephone SEGA as well, and INSIST and DEMAND upon them to Recall Everything Sonic Boom, including the cartoon and video games, and Change Sonic's Arm Colour Back Immediately!!!

Suggest for them to do the following:
-Recall ALL remaining stock of the Sonic Boom Games and Merchandise from ALL of the stores carrying them.
-On the eSHOPS, IMMEDIATELY change the initial software to reflect Sonic with his original Tan Colour Arms, as well ALL video and imagery therein on there.
-Replace ALL of their imagery and videos on their official websites and pages to reflect Sonic with the original tan colour arms as well.
-IMMEDIATELY create NEW game Cards, Discs AND Inserts with Sonic's original tan colour arms. And on the software, the arm colour MUST be there INITIALLY; BEFORE any downloaded Software Updates.
-INSTILL downloadable Software Updates for all of the already sold games to reflect Sonic Initially with tan colour arms as well.
-REMOVE the Sonic Boom Cartoon from the Television and Internet airwaves, and change ALL of the Season One Episodes for Sonic to have his Original Tan Colour Arms, and Initially make that default in ALL following Seasons of episodes, including the Second Season.
-AND They Must Announce this Recall and Update, As well as Apologies to Every Individual Person who Has Found Little to GREATEST Offense in the new Arm Colour, IMMEDIATELY, WORLDWIDE BROADCAST AND IN PRINTED MAGAZINES AND NEWSPAPERS EVERYWHERE!!!

Also, copy and paste the following true statement in your letters and telephone conversations:

"The very sight of Sonic's Blue Arms makes our ally, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, VA, suffer from consistent Sensory Overloads. Upon seeing them, his brain immediately shuts down into a momentary to lengthy (depending on how long he is forced to displeasingly endure the horrific sight) state of mental paralysis. Combined with his Autism, he only gets more angry as each day passes with this pair of blue arms still remains. Either the Change back to him having tan colored arms happens IMMEDIATELY, or he and our THOUSANDS to MILLIONS of allies in the Sonic the Hedgehog Loyal Fanbase will only get more Angry and Outraged to the point of coming right over there to your office and doing something Very Bad there."

Also, if somehow you have managed to receive a copy of either Sonic Boom game (no questions asked), you should SMASH the Game Disc and or Game Card, and enclose the pieces with your Letter to SEGA of America. To show them that we are Very Serious and Passionate towards Rectifying their mistake in changing Sonic's arm colour.

Below is their address, and Customer Support phone number; LET'S GIVE THEM HELL AND BACK IN FORCING THEM TO WISE UP AND CHANGE SONIC'S ARMS BACK IMMEDIATELY!!!

'''[REDACTED]'''

‪#‎SEGA‬
‪#‎SonicTheHedgehog‬
‪#‎SonicBoom‬
‪#‎Nintendo‬
‪#‎CartoonNetwork‬
‪#‎GameStop‬
‪#‎ToysRUs‬
‪#‎WalMart‬
‪#‎Target‬
‪#‎BestBuy‬
‪#‎WiiU‬
‪#‎Wii‬
‪#‎3DS‬
‪#‎DS‬
‪#‎DSi‬
‪#‎AmyRose‬
‪#‎Tails‬
‪#‎Knuckles‬
‪#‎Robotnik‬
‪#‎Eggman‬}}

===Pickle Joke===
[[File:Black man in pickle suit (1).jpg|thumb|right|The [[Man in the Pickle Suit]]'s reaction.]]
In Chris's new "FIX SONIC'S ARMS BACK" Facebook group, Chris posted about the pickle joke in the show, surprisingly being "neutral"
about it. Naturally, however, he eventually suspects it to be a [[Chris and his Ego|personal insult from SEGA]].
{{quotebox|10 December 2014

I know well I said not to talk about the show much, or post any spoilers. This time, though, I am willing to make this exception.

I have heard that in the show, Sonic ordered a sandwich with no pickles, but is served the sandwich with extra pickles. I feel neutral/indifferent about the joke. But my friend read a bit into it as a possible reference to myself, as well as a possible middle finger gesture to me from SEGA. Being Serious and Sincere, no sarcasm or jokes: what do y'all think/feel from this lame pickled vegetable joke? Answer in the comments of this post.}}

===For Christ's and God's Sake===
Chris shared another of SEGA's Facebook posts, this time about introducing the main character, and Chris as usual complained about his blue arms.
{{quotebox|12 December 2014

For [[Chris and religion|Christ's and God's]] Sake, PLEASe CHANGE HIS ARM COLOUR BACK IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!

[[File:SonicIntroduction.png|220px]]}}

===E-mail to SEGA===
On 11 [[December 2014]], CWCki user [[User:FromtheWordsofBR|FromtheWordsofBR]] jokingly sent an e-mail to Sega Customer Service under Chris's email, suggesting that they send him free copies of ''Sonic Boom'' for the [[HEXbox]]. Chris discovered this the next day, and proceeded to rage.<ref>http://cwckiforums.com/threads/2014-dec-12-chriss-e-mail-to-sega.6462/</ref>

{{quoteboxgreen|'''Ticket #137668: SONIC'S ARMS ARE. NOT BLUE!!!:'''
Hello,

Thank you for contacting Sega of America Customer Service. Your request (#137668) has been received, and is being reviewed by our support staff. Response times may vary, but typically you will hear back from us within the same business day. Our agents are on hand from 9AM to 5PM Pacific Standard Time, Monday through Friday (with the exception of US national holidays). Requests received over the weekend will be answered the following Monday.

To review the status of this request and add additional comments, follow the link below:

http://help.sega.com/requests/137668

You may also reply via email.}}
{{quotebox|
'''Chrischansonichu, Nov 20 00:07:'''
Listen, I DID NOT contact you initially with the message there. That was a HeXBox -Loving INTERNET TROLL PRETENDING TO BE ME.

But since I have your attention now, I will bring it up directly with you now. MONTHS NOW, Sonic's Arms Being Blue has SERIOUSLY BEEN BOTHERING ME! They have caused me sensory overload Every Time I see them! They Have To Be Changed Back Now!!! I have contacted SEGA via their Facebook page, as well as the Sonic the Hedgehog Facebook page. Please see attached screen cap photos.

PLEASE RECALL EVERYTHING SONIC BOOM RIGHT NOW AND CHANGE HIS ARM COLOUR BACK!!! Or I will Do Worse!!!

I am still Very Pissed Off that no one has Fixed the Monstrosity that is Changing Sonic's Arm Color! I am Boycotting the Sonic Boom Games and TV Show and the Toys, minus the two I bought to illustrate my point, and everything else of it.

FIX SONIC'S ARM COLOR NOW, or I CONTINUE TO RANT, RAVE, BOYCOTT AND COMPLAIN!!!!

SERIOUSLY!!! IF I FIND EITHER SONIC BOOM GAME ON ANY SHELVES IN THE STORES, WITH SONIC'S ARMS STILL BLUE, I WILL BE GOING SOO FUCKING CRAZY TO PREVENT EVERYONE FROM SEEING THE BLUE ARM MONSTROSITY!!!

DO YOU HEAR ME, SEGA?! I WOULD TOTALLY BOYCOTT A N CHANNEL AND ENCOURAGE EVERYONE ELSE TO DO THAT AS WELL!!!

WISE UP NOW AND RECALL EVERYTHING SONIC BOOM NOW, and maybe I would close the group and the petition and give y'all my money as well.

AND THIS IS MORE THAN JUST SOFTWARE UPDATES!!! YOU RECALL ALL OF THE WIIU AND 3DS GAMES, AND CHANGE THE ARM COLOURS IN THE GAME INSERTS, AND CHANGE THE ARM COLOURS IN THE INITIAL SOFTWARE DISCS AND CARTRIDGES, PRE-UPDATE!!!

AND PULL THE CARTOON AND CHANGE THE ARM COLOURS IN EVERY SINGLE EPISODE OF THE N SHOW!

AND RECALL ALL OF THE SONIC PLUSHES AND FIGURES FROM THE STORES, AND CHANGE HIS ARM COLOUR ON EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM AS WELL!!!

DO IT ALL NOW, OR THERE WILL BE SERIOUS SENSORY DAMAGE AND THEN SOME HELL TO PAY!!! }}

===The Forces of [[CWCville]] Besiege GameStop===
{{Main|26 December 2014}}

On 26 December, Chris broke several laws by entering a [[GameStop]] from which he had been banned, vandalizing a Sonic Boom display, and ''macing an employee'' who was calling security as Chris left the store. All of this was recorded by a presumably bewildered bystander, and was uploaded to Tumblr the next day. Within two days of his attack, Chris was incarcerated in Albemarle Regional Jail, then released on a $2,500 bail, with a hearing scheduled for early [[2015]].

===Sonic Boom for Christmas===
Phone chat log:
{{quotebox|26 December 2014

[MALE VOICE]: It's the uhh-the uhh- Sonic Boom game. [hand game to Chris]

CHRIS: Ok, I'll take it as a gift, thank you.

[MALE VOICE]: No problem man. I hope you enjoy it.

CHRIS: I'm hoping that they come out with an update where they change his arm color back.

[MALE VOICE]: Why-Why would they change his arm color?

CHRIS: Well, didn't you notice on the cover they did, it's. . . . . . .well, you look on his left arm. . . . .it's blue there.

[MALE VOICE]: Ohh. So he has blue arms?

CHRIS: Yeah. I really hate that change.

[MALE VOICE]: Ohh. What for?

CHRIS: Ehh. Just. . . . .too much. Just too drastic. It's like Michael Jackson changing his skin color.

[MALE VOICE]: Have, have you asked them, sent them any feedback, asked them to change it. . .

CHRIS: Yeah, yeah I did, when I first saw the TV trailer, the TV show trailer right before E3. They just pretty much swept me under the rug and blocked me from their facebook.

[MALE VOICE]: Why would they do that?

CHRIS: Well, they did. And also, I've been repetitive, like, "Sonic's arms are not freakin' blue". And. . . .yeah, I have threatened them like, you know, if you don't change his arms back. . . . .

[MALE VOICE]: What did you say? What did you threaten them with?

CHRIS: Life threats. Like you know, I took a- I had bought a plush of the new sonic with the blue arms, and I covered his new arms with flesh colored Crayola Model Magic, and I like took a couple of photographs of me holdin' it, and I'm like pulling his arms off, and I said, you better do it, or I will, parentheses, not, tear his arms off.

[MALE VOICE]: So you made life threats against Sega then?

CHRIS: Well, ehh, not in the direct sense.

[MALE VOICE]: You mean that you threatened to kill them?

CHRIS: No.

[MALE VOICE]: No? Well, I mean, you said life threats, so. . . . . . . .it sounds like you're really passionate about it.

CHRIS: Yes I am.

[MALE VOICE]: Well, I mean, Sonic, his arms were uhh, flesh colored before that, right?

CHRIS: Yeah.

[MALE VOICE]: So, I mean, can't you just ignore the blue armed Sonic?

CHRIS: I can- I can- it's just too much. Every time I look at the blue arms, even in anything related to the games which they show on cartoon network, I see the blue arms, I go into sensory overload and get really, really, more pissed off.

[MALE VOICE]: Yeah. Chris, when these cyberbullies first started attacking you, and stuff like that, you got pissed off then, right?

CHRIS: Yeah.

[MALE VOICE]: . . . and it ended up being a bad thing when you reacted, right?

CHRIS: Yeah, but except, I'm not reacting to a troll attack, I'm reacting to something which has been done. Like a, like a, presidential decision that has gone really wrong. Like, let's say Obama's. . . . .life-care thing?

[MALE VOICE]: Obamacare. The health-care thing. So you're anti-Obamacare then?

CHRIS: Well, uhh, I'm not one hundred percent, I have heard about uhh, hmmmm, uhh, I don't remember exactly-but-or how to phrase it, but I have the gist of it.
}}

===Chris, Catie n Sonic===
[[January 2015]]
[http://cwckiforums.com/threads/confirmed-chriss-recent-walmart-altercation-updated.6871/]

===Green Irises Are Better Than Blarms===
{{quotebox|6 January 2015

Anyhow, someone SHOULD definitely send word to SEGA of America and Japan of my recent misfortunes resulting from the seed event of Sonic's Arm Colour being changed. Had they Not changed the arm colour, No one would have attacked me they way He had, followed by the warning spray of the pepper from my own fears and paranoia in self-defense. And I would have no reason to Protest the way I have.
This series of incidents definitely tops what's-his-name's whatever-he-did when they gave Sonic Green Irises for his eyes. THE green irises were an improvement; the Blue Arms are just Painful and Horrific.
}}

===Sega Forced Chris to Attack===
{{quotebox|8 January 2015
[http://cwckiforums.com/threads/fb-1-8-chris-hates-sega-for-forcing-him-to-attack-somebody.6979/]

}}

===Boycott the Yarms===
{{quotebox|10 January 2015
[http://cwckiforums.com/threads/fb-1-10-15-sonichus-arms-are-not-yellow.7009/]

}}

===The Seed Event===
{{quotebox|10 January 2015
Ugh!!! I Fucking Hate These People for continuing to allow the damn blue arms to exist! And I fucking hate them for changing the arm colour in the first place and ultimately from that damn seed event, force me to be attacked, having to defend myself, and forcing me to spend a weekend in jail!

}}

===Chris Rages On===
{{quotebox|12 January 2015

Off my rocker?! How Dare She? My Protest was Sound, Valid and Meant to be Good. And she completely ignores that on the day I had to defend myself from that Ass Manager, HE VERBALLY ATTACKED AND OFFENDED ME. And I had no idea of what other pains and stresses He was capable of doing, and I did not want him following me either. You All Do Not Understand my Fragile Mind, nor do Any of You All have Any Caring Nor Understanding to Leave a mentally scarred, damaged and flawed individual like me Be and At Personal Peace of Mind. BUT HELL NO! YOU ALL KEEP ON STRESSING ME MORE AND CAUSING PLEASANT DAYS GONE BAD ON ME. Especially MOST OF EVERY LAST MALE IN THIS WORLD; All of you are nothing but immature, borish, uncouth, and damned Neanderthals. It is no wonder why a lot of Women detest the lot of you, and why I am Most Disgusted and Ashamed to have been forced to be born a damned member of your Male Gender. Hmpf!
}}

===Chris Gives Up and Continues On at the Same Time===
{{quotebox|13 January 2015

This is in response to the post below this one about the so-called list of my purchased Nintendo software. Direct to the point: I have sincerely NEVER purchased either Sonic Boom game. The 3DS game, however, was actually Hand Given to me as a Gift from my ex-girlfriend, Catherine's Cousin, Al, after out bowling outing in Early December, 2014; Last Month.
I have registered the 3DS card through my [[Club Nintendo]] account, and explicitly told them in the survey that game Was Gifted to me; I Had Not Purchased it, period. And I Had shortly after received a copy of the Wii U Game In the Mail. I had disposed of the envelope, because there was no return address. I Would have registered that as well, but there as NO Club Nintendo code enclosed. I have Never booted or played either game, and I certainly never have inserted either card or disc into any of my handhelds or consoles at all ever. And to spare having it quoted in the comments below this point, or in any future comments and posts in this group or on my page: Being Gifted the thing you are protesting against against your initial will, regardless of acceptance out of being polite or whatever, it does NOT Change my position or aynthing integral of the Protest that I Have personally started and still am working towards the cause, period.

SEGA!!! CHANGE SONIC'S ARM COLOUR BACK IMMEDIATELY!!! YOUR BLUE ARMS HAVE HURT NOT ONLY ME IN A NUMBER OF GREAT WAYS, BUT COUNTLESS OTHER PEOPLE (GREATER THAN A THOUSAND INDIVIDUALS) AS WELL!!! YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR LACK OF RECALL AND CORRECTIONS!!!}}

Here, Chris is referencing this[http://cwckiforums.com/threads/2015-01-13-nintendo-employee-reveals-details-of-chriss-nintendo-transactions.7042/] Cwcki Forums article; apparently he lurks the forums frequently.

===Something Important===
{{quotebox|15 January 2015
I have something important to share of importance. After the incident on the 26th, on the court date on the 29th, the judge had documented that neither I, nor Any local GameStop stores or employees, come near or contact each other. I Have not contacted or visited any of them, but the day after on the 30th, One of them called My Cell Phone, TWICE, on the 30th, the day after that court date. I have Not listened to either of their messages; I had marked both of them "As Read". They both were just automatically removed from my voicemail list. But I screen capped the details from my phone a few days ago. I've had the numbers of the four GameStops, for any inquiries I had to make in the past.

Anyhow, They have violated the Court Rules there.

}}

===Kengle the Troll===
{{quotebox|19 January 2015
[http://cwckiforums.com/threads/2015-jan-19-kengle-trolls-chris-with-blue-arms-purchase.7218/]
}}

===You Dropped a Glitterbomb on Me, Baby===
[[File:GlitterbombNotice.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's hatred for something so minor becomes greatly unhealthy.]]
On 30 January 2015, a document was leaked onto the [[CWCki Forums]], revealing that Chris has taken one step above macing employees and is ''threatening to glitterbomb'' Sega's American headquarters. Initially thought to be work done by weens, forum member Marvin eventually stood up and confirmed this actually as Chris's doing. The letter reads:

{{quotebox|SEGA of America Inc. 350 Rhode Island St, Suite 400 San Francisco, CA 94103
'''For Every Week Sonic the Hedgehog's arms remain blue in the "Sonic Boom" Video Games AND TV Cartoon Show, and that you all at SEGA continue to NOT Public Announce your apology for the change as well as RECALLING Everything of this Sonic Boom to change Sonic's Arm Colour Back Immediately on Television, Newsprint and Internet Posts and Videos, you all will receive a sparkling mess. And to stop this glittery combination from coming in, you WILL Change Sonic the Hedgehogs Arm Colour back immediately in EVERYTHING Sonic Boom, including PULLING the cartoon from Cartoon Network to change the arm colour back in EVERY SINGLE EPISODE of the show.'''

'''Thank you.'''}}

The document reveals that Chris refuses to stop committing acts of battery unless a multimedia company gives in to a 30-year-old manchild's threats. It also shows his complete lack of knowing what glitterbombing actually ''is''. To glitterbomb someone is to dump or throw glitter on your opponent in public (such as [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7uZ4q-7y2M when some guy with a box of Cheez-Its came up to Newt Gingrich and dumped glitter on him]), ''not'' sending envelopes with glitter inside. To send envelopes with glitter inside is simply known as "[http://shipyourenemiesglitter.com/ shipping enemies glitter]".

===Weighing In on the Protests===
{{quotebox|2 Febuary 2015
Hey [REDACTED],
I saw that video and absolutely agree 100% that Chris was unjustified in his actions. I would have supported the employee whipping his ass to be honest. I think Chris needs to go to jail, he has never been held accountable for his actions. Destruction of property, assault, etc are serious stuff. He needs counseling and professional services that I think without incarceration he will never receive.

I'm glad that the Cwiki is no longer what it was in its incarnation, he was using it as an excuse for his behavior, and now can't use it as a fallback on to his issues.

I really have little defense for Christian for what hes been doing, but I hope he can come out a better person.
}}

===Chris's Ego Butts In!===
After hearing about Sega downsizing to focus on PC and Mobile games, Chris [[Chris and reality|thought]] that [[Chris and his Ego|he had a hand in it through his boycott]]:
{{quotebox|2 February 2015
Regardless of SEGA downsizing, Which I feel our boycotting has brought into play, we Have made SEGA take notice of their Mistake in changing Sonic's Arm Color among this term of events. And THEY still CAN create and distribute Downloadable Update Data for BOTH Sonic Boom Games to change his Arm Color Back at the very least.}}

===Sonic Boom: Fire & Ice===
After the sequel to the first ''Sonic Boom'' game was announced, Chris immediately showed his disapproval on Facebook. He even threatened [[Best Buy]] to not sell the game unless they change Sonic's arm color back, and still firmly believes that Sega was the one who got him thrown briefly into prison. He then claimed that he will beat up Sega producers [[Omar Woodley]] and Stephen Froat because of the blue arms.

{{quotebox|9 [[June 2015]]
Hell no!!! Still with the blue arms?!!! Ugh! SEGA, Does my Protest and Jail Time And Court Trouble Result NOT Resonate with you at all? Don't Y'all EVER FREAKING LISTEN AND LEARN?!!!!}}

[[File:Omar woodley threat.jpeg|300px|thumb|right|His post before he edited in Stephen Froat.]]
{{quotebox|[[File:SonicBoomFireAndIce.jpg|thumb|225px|right|The picture he included with this post.]]9 June 2015
Bring to me, in person, the ones called Omar Woodley and Stephen Frost, So I can tell to their faces of my Plights and Troubles I Went and Had to Go Through, Because of the Sensory Overloading Horrific Arm Colour Change that should NEVER HAVE HAPPENED. And then, let me Kick and Beat Them Up upon further refusal to change the arm Colour back to tan in Everything Sonic Boom!

Damn and F*** Olmar Woodley and Stephen Frost!!!}}

On the same day, Chris proceeded to post this:

{{quotebox|[[File:SonicNoArms (pic only).jpg|thumb|right|This waste of [[money]] resulted in Chris's [[white knights]] refusing to help him.]]
9 June 2015
I protested peacefully and bold; I get banned from the local Four GameStops, and rebanned from Fashion SquareI ended up in jail for a weekend, along with court troubles; someone got a mild amount of pepper spray.

Time healed me some and I was recovering and doing better. Now, ANOTHER BLUE ARMED GAME IS BEING MADE?!!!

‪#‎SEGA‬ has ruined a peaceful, pleasant life for me again. It is Payback Time!

‪#‎SonicBoom‬
‪#‎FixSonicsArmsImmediatelySEGA‬}}

===Give Me 10 Good Reasons, I Need to Know===
{{quotebox|12 June 2015
If SEGA can give me Ten valid Reasons (with at lease One Good Reason) to justify the arm colour change (no less), NOT counting to "Modernize" Sonic or to make Sonic "appealing to the younger generations", I may reconsider.}}

==References==
<references/>

{{facebook}}

[[Category:Events]]
[[Category:Things Chris hates]]
[[Category:Television shows]]

Cville Pride

2015-06-16T02:06:55Z

Swaghetti: /* Pride Festival */

[[File:CvillePrideLogo.jpg|thumb|right|150px]]
'''Cville Pride''', formally the Charlottesville Pride Community Network, is a prominent LGBTQ organization in [[Charlottesville]], [[Virginia]]. Ever since [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] came out as a [[homos|lesbian]] in mid-2014, the group has been an important conduit for his emergent participation in the LGBTQ community.

==Pride Festival==

On 14 [[August 2014]], Chris came out on [[Facebook]] "as a [[Tomgirl]], Intersex of Female Soul with Male Body, and a Tranny Cross-Dresser," later clarified (if you can call it that) as "a Lesbian Identified Male and Cross-Dressing Transgender." He immediately expressed an interest in attending "Pride Parades," where he thought he could get some play.<ref>[[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Chris comes out...kinda]] and [[August 2014 Facebook Posts#On the prowl for centerfolds]]</ref> Apparently at the urging of his [[gal-pals]], he took the initiative to attend the second annual Charlottesville Pride Festival, organized by Cville Pride, on 14 [[September 2014]]. It was held in Lee Park in downtown Charlottesville, and featured drag performances and information booths. Chris hung out for a few hours, and then went home and posted about it on Facebook.

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{{Quote|I was at the Pride Festival today, and I really felt accepted and liked among the LGBT community; like I do belong there as the Lesbian Transgender that I am, and a lot of [[Women's rights|real women]] there showed me kindness and respect. :) I feel better about myself for that. But I was not in the mental state to meet new people yet, but I did make some acquaintances; talked with some of them for a bit. But I do feel that I really want to do more with the community, so I may join up with the C-Ville Pride, or something; I have some pamphlets and details. I will make my own decisions!|Chris on Facebook, 13 September 2014<ref>[[September 2014 Facebook Posts#The Pride Festival]]</ref>}}

Not long after this, he added "Lee Park" as one of his Places on his Facebook page.

==Bowling Night==
While the full extent of Chris's involvement with Cville Pride is unclear, he soon took to keeping track of their events on Facebook, liking articles regarding lesbian or transgender issues. Chris's next verified Cville Pride event was "LGBTQ Youth & Family Bowling Night" on 10 [[June 2015]], which put him back $5.00.

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While it was open to "all ages," it is not clear if the organizers were imagining 33 as a serious number. Nevertheless, Chris went, again at the urging of his gal-pals, and seems to have had a good time, based on the photos posted on the Facebook page.

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[[Weens]] couldn't resist trying to ruin Chris's fun, though:

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All the photos were quickly removed.

==See also==
*[[Impulse Gay Social-Club]]
==References==
<references/>

==External Links==
[http://cvillepride.org/ Cville Pride homepage]

[https://www.facebook.com/cvillepride Cville Pride Facebook page]

Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt

2015-06-14T19:10:39Z

Swaghetti:

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|-
| colspan="2" | [[File:260px-Kenneth_Erwin_Englehardt.jpg|300px]]
|-
! colspan="2" | Kenneth Erwin Englehardt
|-
| '''Full Name'''
| Kenneth Erwin Englehardt
|-
| '''Nickname'''
| Kengle
|-
| '''Religion'''
| [[Twin Falling Towers|Muslim]]
|-
| '''Age'''
| 56
|-
| '''Gender'''
| [[Male]]
|-
| '''Nationality'''
| [[American]]
|-
| '''[[Race]]'''
| White
|-
| '''Education'''
| DeKalb Technical College ([[Wikipedia:Associate_degree#United_States|AAS]], accounting)
Kennesaw State University ([[Wikipedia:Bachelor of Business Administration|BBA]], accounting)
|-
| '''Occupation(s)'''
| Unemployed<br>Bookkeeper
|-
|}

'''Kenneth Erwin Englehardt''', unaffectionately known among [[trolls]] by the portmanteau '''Kengle''', is one of [[Chris]]'s [[Facebook]] [[white knights]]. As a fat, autistic, inept, middle-aged, unemployed bookkeeper and accountant with a penchant for creating horrifying, warped artwork, Kengle naturally feels as though he shares a lot in common with him.

Kengle is also notable for being one of two confirmed genuine fans of [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']] during the comic's run (the other being [[The July 10th Messages|Sonichuizcool]]).

== Relationship with Chris ==
Kengle's intentions towards Chris seem entirely [[True and Honest]] - although he'll occasionally make what appears to be a subtle jab at him. Kenneth will often give praise to Chris when he feels there is justification in doing so. A notable example of this was praising on Christian on some of his artwork a [[medallion]], having an opinion on a [[video game]], and breathing in and out.

Kenneth is best known for his artwork: Sonichen and Rosechen [http://www.sonichenandrosechen.com/]. While he was initially rejected as a troll by Christian, this is no longer the case. Him and Christian have been Facebook friends for quite a while. Kenneth remains the only person on record to have made a Sonichu-Derivative website and friend Christian. Occasionally, he does post on Christian's Facebook statuses. While there is some debate on whether Kenneth is a member Christian's inner circle on Facebook, him and Christian do have a number of mutual friends in common, the most notable being William Waterman. Despite his lolcow status on the forums, by and large he is actually quite well-liked on Facebook.

There have been occasions on Kenneth hosting anti-bullying forums for a short-period on Sonichu.org and Spergweb.com. Technical issues (unfamiliarity with forum design) and trolling however have generally forced these off the internet. While there was initially interest in a fan-site started with Christian's approval, this did not follow through due to unfamiliarity with Dreamweaver.

Kengle has also bought several of Chris' [[eBay]] items, and sent him some sardines after Chris' [[Destruction Of Chris's House|house burned down]]. Kengle is considered an lolcow in his own right in part due to his bizarre [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']] fan comic ''Sonichen,'' which is somewhat reminiscent of low-budget Eldritch abominations. As far as can be deduced, Chris is only vaguely aware of this horrific homage, and disapproves. [[Parody|Ironically]], Kengle justifies his comic as a parody.

Although Kengle is classified as lolcow in his own right in part due to his bizarre artwork and websites, he is considered more of a borderline/low-grade cow compared to more infamous cows on the forum. It was recently noted that Kenneth's Sonichen and Rosechen website was dismantled and rebuilt as a general website to exhibit his artwork. Whether the comic will return remains to be seen.

==Relationship with Trolls==
Kengle was banned from the [[Kiwi Farms]] because he does not seem to comprehend that there are [[trolls|mean people on the Internet]], and instead believes that everyone is genuinely just interested in Chris as a cool famous Internet dude who everyone wants to befriend. Nonetheless, Kengle's thread on the forum has ballooned to 120+ pages and counting.

In many ways, Kengle is the [[Rosechu]] to Chris's [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]; a useless borderline-NPC character who shows up occasionally to be mildly annoying.

==External Links==
* [http://www.sonichenandrosechen.com/ Kengle's ''Sonichen'' website.] '''Note:''' Will cause nightmares.
* [http://www.kennethengelhardt.com Ken's official website]
* [http://lolcow.wiki/wiki/Kenneth_Erwin_Engelhardt Kengle on the LOLcow Wiki]

{{people}}
[[Category:People]]

MK8

2015-06-08T05:38:57Z

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#REDIRECT [[Mario Kart 8 Videos]]

Mario Kart 8 Videos

2015-06-08T05:01:49Z

Swaghetti: /* See also */

{{Quote|1=''Mario Kart 8''|2=The description for all of these [[List of videos|videos]] on [[Youtube]] that [[Chris]] refuses to change.|size=300%}}
[[Image:Mario Kart.jpg|thumb|300px|The game's box art.]]
[[Wikipedia:Mario Kart|'''''Mario Kart''''']] is a [[video game]] franchise created by [[Nintendo]] back in [[1990s#1992|1992]]. The whole series takes characters from [[Wikipedia:Super Mario|'''''Super Mario''''']] and puts them in a kart racer. In [[May 2014]], [[Wikipedia:Mario Kart 8|'''''Mario Kart 8''''']] was released worldwide on Wii U, and soon thereafter Chris started downloading some [[List of videos|videos]] of his gameplay. The game, just like the others, allows players to race CPU's or with friends in local/online multiplayer using your selected character. It also adds anti-gravity, which has never been in any of the past games. Chris bought the game the same year, despite the fact that he and his [[mom]] are suffering through [[Chris and money|financial hardship]]. It is worth noting Chris has at least the second DLC pack for the game, so we can assume he has the first as well.

==History==
On 17 [[July 2014]], Chris created a video by using the MKTV editor and uploader. He posted it onto [[Miiverse]] and Youtube which offically confirmed that the Miiverse account was owned by the [[TRUE and HONEST]] creator of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]. Chris must have enjoyed making them because he made five more.

==Videos==
===Tick-Tock Clock===
{{Infobox/video
| name = Wii U - Mario Kart 8 - (DS) Tick-Tock Clock
| video = {{#ev:youtube|8OCcjXPMCJA}}
| stardate = 17 July 2014
| saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}, {{Catherine|text}}, {{Sonic Boom|text}}
| subject = {{Video games|text}}
| other = {{Direct Feed|text}}
| previous = [[Hello, my sweety baby]]
| next = [[Mario Kart 8 Videos|Wii U - Mario Kart 8 - (GCN) Sherbet Land]]
}}

[[File:7-17-14B.png|thumb|center|400px|Chris's Miiverse post on this video.]]
===Sherbet Land===
{{Infobox/video
| name = Wii U - Mario Kart 8 - (GCN) Sherbet Land
| video = {{#ev:youtube|9vhjRRRuTKA}}
| stardate = 18 July 2014
| saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}, {{Catherine|text}}, {{Sonic Boom|text}}
| subject = {{Video games|text}}
| other = {{Direct Feed|text}}
| previous = [[Mario Kart 8 Videos|Wii U - Mario Kart 8 - (DS) Tick-Tock Clock]]
| next = [[Mario Kart 8 Videos|Wii U - Mario Kart 8 - Mario Circuit]]
}}

[[File:7-18-14.png|thumb|center|400px|Chris's Miiverse post on this video.]]
===Mario Circuit===
{{Infobox/video
| name = Wii U - Mario Kart 8 - Mario Circuit
| video = {{#ev:youtube|lEK3ltk1taE}}
| stardate = 4 [[August 2014]]
| saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}, {{Catherine|text}}, {{Sonic Boom|text}}
| subject = {{Video games|text}}
| other = {{Direct Feed|text}}
| previous = [[Mario Kart 8 Videos|Wii U - Mario Kart 8 - (GCN) Sherbet Land]]
| next = [[I Love You, Catherine]]
}}

===Mario Circuit Again===
{{Infobox/video
| name = Wii U - Mario Kart 8 - Mario Circuit
| video = {{#ev:youtube|nObkrWFwQBk}}
| stardate = 2 [[December 2014]]
| saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}, {{Catherine|text}}, {{Sonic Boom|text}}
| subject = {{Video games|text}}
| other = {{Direct Feed|text}}
| previous = [[Brushfire Video|Male Idiot tries to put out fire, and Sits There. Someone, please call 911 for Flintstone Drive!]]
| next = [[26 December 2014#Video|Chris Chan maces a GameStop employee]]
}}

===Dry Dry Desert===
{{Infobox/video
| name = Wii U - Mario Kart 8 - (GCN) Dry Dry Desert
| video = {{#ev:youtube|ZCt4LXwrM8U}}
| stardate = 23 [[April 2015]]
| saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}, {{Sonic Boom|text}}
| subject = {{Video games|text}}
| other = {{Direct Feed|text}}
| previous = [[26 December 2014#Video|Chris Chan maces a GameStop employee]]
| next = [[Mario Kart 8 Videos|Wii U - Mario Kart 8 - (GCN) Sherbet Land]]
}}

===Sherbet Land Again===
{{Infobox/video
| name = Wii U - Mario Kart 8 - (GCN) Sherbet Land
| video = {{#ev:youtube|_VM42yd8CN0}}
| stardate = 23 [[April 2015]]
| saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}, {{Sonic Boom|text}}
| subject = {{Video games|text}}
| other = {{Direct Feed|text}}
| previous = [[Mario Kart 8 Videos|Wii U - Mario Kart 8 - (GCN) Dry Dry Desert]]
}}

[[File:4-23-15.png|thumb|center|400px|Chris's Miiverse post on this video.]]
==See also==
* [[YouTube]]
* [[Miiverse]]
* [[Nintendo]]
* [[Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway]]
[[Category:Video Games]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2014]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2015]]
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Template:Quote of the now

2015-06-04T23:08:00Z

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{{quote|Who wants to hear a silly story that is sure to shock some people?

To synchronize with myself here from the city of [[Cwcville]], the me there is also very much a Lesbian Transwoman. After coming out, it had been a while until when she was needed to save the day in Cwcville. So, she transformed into the updated Chris Chan Sonichu (see drawings and new [[Amiibo]] figure photos). She now has in this form Breasts bigger than her until after saving the city from the forces of Count Graduon and his minions, that she realized her form's new assets. And she was abreast with delight and glee when she found not the Male Part, but a [[Vagina]]! :) "Oh, My Gosh! I can hardly believe it!" She said excitedly, "Oh! I should get an x-ray. Oh, even better! Magi-Chan!" She mentally linked with Magi-Chan Sonichu. He visioned ito her organ structure with his Psychic Powers. "Yes, Miss Chandler, you Have a uterus and ovaries, even some ovium", he told her. |Chris on [[Facebook]]}}
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{{Usage|1= This template sits pride of place on the CWCki [[Main Page]]. It consists simply of a recent or topical quote from [[Chris]], or in rare cases non-Chris people. When editing the quote, ensure it is as accurate as possible, the exact source is referenced, and use links appropriately. '''Be sure to cite where this quote comes from, include a link if applicable.''' Also, this is a wiki - '''PLEASE WIKIFY''' (i.e. add links to other articles) when possible. Finally, don't add commentary to citation part - let Chris's words do the talking.}}[[Category:Front page templates]]</noinclude>

26 December 2014

2015-06-04T22:57:54Z

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{{Articleofthenow}}

{{quote|[[It's UGH!|Ugh!!!]] I Fucking Hate These People for continuing to allow the damn blue arms to exist! And I fucking hate them for changing the arm colour in the first place and ultimately from that damn seed event, force me to be attacked, having to defend myself, and forcing me to spend a weekend in jail!|[[Chris]]'s justification for his actions.}}
{{clear}}
[[File:Bluearmsis zpsac2c59f2.jpg|thumb|A [[wikipedia:Orange Is the New Black|hit new]] show [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|rocking]] the [[Netflix]] [[Ruckersville, VA|nation]]!]]

'''26 December 2014''' was a truly infamous day in [[Chris]]'s life, and the most action packed since he [[Graduation|graduated high school]]. Essentially [[28 October 2011]] all over again, Chris is [[Chris and the Law|in trouble with the law]] once more for [[Michael Snyder|assaulting staff]] at [[The GAMe PLACe|a video game store]], this time with pepper spray<ref>[https://eapps.courts.state.va.us/gdcourts/criminalDetail.do?formAction=newSearch?ts=1424389574456&clientSearchCounter=3&localFipsCode=003 Virginia general court records]</ref>. He is presently being charged by the Albemarle General District Court of Virginia with "illegal use of tear gas"<ref>[http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+18.2-312]</ref>--a Class 6 felony for which Virginia sentencing guidelines recommend 1-5 years in prison and a fine of up to $2,500<ref>[http://leg1.state.va.us/000/cod/18.2-10.HTM]</ref> if convicted. The situation for Chris is worsened by the fact that, unlike his vehicular assault on Michael Snyder in 2011, this time the actual assault was caught on camera and posted to [[YouTube]], where it became viral and will surely be available as proof to the state prosecutors.

==Synopsis==
===In GameStop===
[[File:Madman.jpg|thumb|The now infamous photo of Chris, seconds before the assault.]]

Chris's trouble with the law was first brought to the attention of the internet when a Tumblr user named monozettai uploaded a video of Chris spraying a [[GameStop]] [[Manajerks|employee]] with what was later confirmed to be pepper spray, on 26 December<ref name=smokinggun>https://archive.today/ZDHkd</ref>. In the short clip (which can be viewed below) Chris, clad in full [[tomgirl]] regalia, throws away any [[Trolls#Today|pity points]] he may have earned by macing the man, who was not threatening him or preventing him from leaving in any way.

Chris, who was already banned from GameStop, went to the outlet at [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]] with the intention of [[Sonic Boom Protests|vandalizing their ''Sonic Boom'' merchandise]] (staff claimed he'd done this before, which is probably why he was banned in the first place) although Chris himself claimed it was because he'd seen some ''Skylanders'' shit he wanted and therefore [[Chris and reality|unilaterally decided that his ban didn't apply because he was there to buy something]]. Whatever the truth, he entered the store wearing a pair of purple [[My Little Pony]]-[[Chris and brand loyalty|branded]] [[Chris and fashion|sunglasses intended for little girls]] (something that even bronies wouldn't wear) as a "[[Honor roll|disguise]]". Needless to say, he was immediately recognized by staff, who tried to get him to leave. Chris moaned to them about [[Autism|"letting bygones be bygones", so he could vandalize the store's property in peace]]. It's unclear whether Chris managed to do any damage to the ''Sonic Boom'' games before leaving, although it's unlikely, given that he wasn't charged with vandalism or anything similar. Either way, he eventually strode out, as seen in the video, commanding the staff "[[Chris and negotiation|Don't call anybody!]]" as if he deserved to be [[Barbara Chandler|shielded from the consequences of his actions]]. It was as he left that he brandished a pink can of mace, and sprayed the Assistant Manager (or "[[CWCism|Ass Manager]]", as Chris would later call him) James Herring, who was later confirmed to be unharmed. Despite the commotion, the store did not close, although Mr Herring left soon after Chris.

The clip of Chris became a minor viral hit, earning over 195,911 views as of 5 January 2015. It is one of the most-viewed videos in the CWChronology, next to [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]], [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!]], [[THAT IS MY HOUSE]], the [[FUTURE MESSAGE]], and [[Madman Rising]]. Chris did nothing to get the video taken down, likely being aware of the [[wikipedia:Streisand effect|Streisand effect]].

===monozettai's Account===
After the video was discovered by Christorians at large on 27 December<ref name=forum/>, many [[weens]] flooded monozettai's inbox with questions on his recollection of the event. This is what he had to say about the incident:

{{quotebox|I was in Gamestop looking at the 3ds rack when I heard a racket from my left. I looked up and saw Chris surrounded by 3-4 employees in a corner (I recognized Chris’ voice before their appearance). A woman was telling Chris that they had been banned from the store and needed to leave, to which Chris responded with something like “Oh come ON, can’t we let bygones be bygones?” The employees ignored him and continued to tell him to leave and threatened to call security. Eventually they dispersed to do so, which is about when I began filming (I had been wondering whether or not I should, but I’d say only about 20 or so seconds had gone by between when I noticed and when I started filming).

<br>After the video I heard the employees complaining about the use of pepper spray. I didn’t notice it when I initially filmed nor was I ever in the vicinity of the spray, so I can’t confirm anything, but as you can see Chris sprayed something at an employee in the video. I don’t remember seeing that employee around after that so I assume he left. Anyway, a woman buying a game at the counter asked the employee she had been interacting with what had just happened and the employee replied that Chris was “some guy that came in from time to time to mess with the Sonic Boom games because he was upset that Sonic’s arms had changed color, ” or something to that effect. Sadly I did not check to see what happened to the Sonic Boom and only stayed for another 5 minutes or so before leaving, but nothing else of interest happened other than employees running back and forth from the counter to the back room, anxiously talking about contacting security and making sure “he” was gone.<ref name=eyewitness>https://archive.today/GsnsF</ref>}}

===After GameStop===
Most of the sketchy information on what happened in the next hour or so comes exclusively from leaked, low-quality audio from a police scanner, and most details are uncertain. With his duty at GameStop done, and the police on their way, Chris returned to his car and left the mall. At some point after arriving at the mall and checking [[Kaka Makeup Basics|JCPenney]] and Sears, police determined that Chris had left the building around half an hour ago. The police also managed to contact Barbara, who had been eating at the mall with Chris, which also implies he left his elderly mother behind, without a car to get home. Barb had little information to offer, except the make and color of Chris's car. Clearly, the police didn't catch Chris at the mall, so it is unknown when and where he was caught, but it was most likely the same day, and probably at [[Rental House|home]], or at least on the way home. For more details, observers were forced to await Chris's inevitable account on Facebook when he was released on bond, although little else was gleaned from his incoherent rambling (which can be read below), except him meeting the expectation that [[Sub-episodes|he'd twist the tale to make himself look like a noble activist]] so he could get sympathy out of his [[white knights]].

[[File:Dec2014cwcjailphonecall.jpg|thumb|Expert recreation of Chris's first night in the pokey.]]

On 28 December, a member of [[Kiwi Farms]] [[Jail calls|contacted Albemarle Regional Jail]] and confirmed that Chris was being held there, and was awaiting video court the next morning. Assuming Chris was caught on the day he committed his crimes, he had been in jail for 2 days by this point.

===Aftermath===
[[File:Cwc_arrest_record.png|thumb|left|Chris's court records]]

A followup call from a [[4chan]] troll<ref name=forum>https://archive.today/KbrlM</ref> revealed that Herring will be pressing charges, in a development remarkably similar to the events of 28 October 2011. Chris is presently being charged by the Albemarle General District Court of Virginia with "illegal use of tear gas", a Class 6 felony for which Virginia sentencing guidelines recommend 1-5 years in prison and a fine of up to $2,500 if convicted, along with all the other corresponding losses he'd experience as a registered felon.

Interestingly enough, Chris is being charged with the 6th Degree version under the Virginia tear gas law, which the code states is for cases in which the tear gassing was done "unlawfully, but not maliciously". This lesser charge was clearly intended for cases of neglect, negligence or stupidity which resulted in somebody innocent getting tear gassed accidentally; for the cops to book him on the lesser charge suggests that they believe at least some version of Chris's story about "spritzing a miniscule amount downward, NOT into his face" as he fearfully made his escape, or at least that they recognize that Chris [[Chris and psychology|isn't all there]]. Unfortunately for Chris, the video taken of the incident clearly shows him intentionally spraying Herring (who was not obstructing him or offering him resistance) in the upper chest area as he angrily exited the store. This suggests that once the prosecutor gets a look at the video, the charge might be upgraded to the Class 3 felony version of the charge, which carries a much stiffer penalty of 5-20 years and up to a $100,000 fine. A lot will depend upon whether or not it can be proved Herring was "injured" by the pepper spray, which is an element of both felony charges; if not, Chris will likely be allowed to plea down to misdemeanor-level assault and battery and be given a suspended sentence with probation, counseling, anger management and community service in lieu of jail time.

Whatever he's charged with, Chris is unlikely to receive a lenient sentence this time for a number of reasons. First, he's a repeat offender, which won't look good to the judge. Second, he and his mother are already in [[Chris and money|deep shit financially]], having squandered their inheritance from [[Bob]] on hiring [[Rob Bell]] after the incident in 2011, so Chris getting a good representative is out of the question. Chris also cannot bank on his victim asking the court to downgrade the crime from a felony to a misdemeanor, as Mike did after the 28 October 2011 incident. Given the less-than-rousing success of previous attempts by the judicial system to alter Chris' behavior, anything short of rigorously enforced probation and a monitored psychological day program is likely going to result in failure. Worrying, even short term jail stints don't appear to bother Chris all that much anymore, certainly not enough to give him perspective as to why trespassing, vandalism and macing employees in a mall are unacceptable behaviors that society will put him in jail to prevent him from doing.

[[File:ChrisMugshot.jpg|thumb|left|Chris's mugshot. Note that killer pout, and lazy eye.]]

With estimates for Chris's sentence ranging from minor community service to 5 years in prison, everything's up in the air at the moment. There have also been suggestions he may lose his [[tugboat]], perhaps [[14 Branchland Court|his home]], or maybe even become a ward of the state. Considering his very unsound mental state, it is very possible that he will be forced to receive therapy (rather than an evaluation simply to see whether he was a threat to society, like in 2011), something many are [[Chris and psychology|hoping for]].

Consensus among his observers is that the time has come to stop giving Chris leniency. So far, every time he has had to face the consequences of his own actions, he has been let off quite easily. Examples include his parents rushing to his defense (even awakening in the middle of the night to blast trolls on the phone) whenever his actions land him into trouble with anyone, Mike magnanimously deciding to drop felony charges for Chris after 28 October 2011, not to mention he avoided any serious community service, and Kiwi Farms users, of all people, putting together a care package for him after [[Destruction Of Chris's House|the house fire]]. Moreover, for the duration of [[2014]], Chris's white knights have consistently coddled him, humored his foolish mercantile ventures and fed his already-gigantic ego, and not a single white knight spoke harshly to him, even while condemning his actions, when he got home ''from jail''. This would all be well and good if Chris could recognize that he should be grateful for his narrow escapes, and take measures to avoid landing in situations like this in the first place. However, since Chris is incapable of introspection, it has instead simply gotten to the point that he [[Chris and his Ego|just expects to be bailed out, or otherwise rescued from the consequences of his own actions]].

On 29 December, it was confirmed that Chris had posted the $2500 bail and left jail. Barb was probably the donor, once again abluting Chris of consequences.

On 3 [[January 2015]], an e-mail leaked onto Kiwi Farms revealed that Chris had behaved in a bellicose manner at [[Wal-Mart]] and threatened to use his mace. This was soon afterwards confirmed to be true by Chris himself, and indicated that he wielded the pepper spray because it made him feel like a "badass". This statement worried many onlookers, as it suggests Chris perceives himself as invincible as long he can threaten to mace his antagonists. Chris's notion of his own infallibility and invulnerability has previously been generally confined to the comics, but owing to the ever-growing chasm separating him from reality it may have seeped into his conscious psyche.

Chris's hatred for ''Sonic Boom'' is also escalating horribly even after this, as well. On 30 [[January 2015]], it was revealed that Chris is sending threats of glitter bombing (or, what he thinks is glitter bombing) to Sega of America headquarters.

All things considered, it's doubtful that Chris will learn anything whatsoever from his impending punishment, however harsh it may be. It will more likely simply resuscitate his old grudge against [[Jerkop|police officers]] and retail workers, which in turn will distort his perspective on the real world even further.

===Subsequent court hearings===
[[File:Cwcap.png|thumb|Chris entering court on April 2.]]
After his video hearing on 29 December (which only consisted of the judge setting bail/bond conditions and a date for the next hearing), Chris was released on a bond and promptly took to Facebook to decry this injustice and counter troll speculation, the result of which can be seen below. The following month he revealed in a Facebook post that, in yet another development mirroring 28 October 2011, the judge placed a restraining order on Chris as part of his bail conditions, forbidding him from setting foot in any local GameStop or contacting any of the company's employees.

His next hearing took place on 5 February. It was decidedly brief as the Chandlers appeared to have hired/been assigned an unsuitable representative, and another hearing in April was scheduled. According to two Virginian Christorians in attendance, little of note happened except Chris and Barb forgetting the date of the next hearing, then pissing off the court by coming back to ask (thus holding up their next case). Additionally, footage was taken of Chris and Barb leaving court--marking the first appearance Barb has made in Christorical media for almost two years.

The subsequent hearing took place on 2 April; Chris attended alone, and reportedly seemed more nervous than in the previous hearing. It began 20 minutes early and was over within minutes; in fact Chris left before Christorians made it through security, so no one knows what actually happened inside. What is known is that Chris was granted another continuance and the next hearing was scheduled for 7 May. If the legal proceedings of Chris's previous misadventure are any indication, the actual trial may not take place until August or September 2015.

True to this prediction, the hearing on 7 May resulted in another continuance, until 11 June, although the hearing reportedly lasted longer than the one on 2 April.<ref>https://eapps.courts.state.va.us/gdcourts/criminalDetail.do?formAction=newSearch?ts=1431012950495&clientSearchCounter=3&localFipsCode=003</ref> Chris was also seen at [[McDonalds]] before attending, again.

== Chris's side of the story ==
{{quote|[[List of Chris's lies|I WAS the Victim]]|Chris, meeting everyone's expectations}}

[[File:Ween13.png|thumb|right|250px|Oh really.]]
As with the 28 October 2011 incident, Chris just couldn't help but give his own self-serving account of his misadventures. Not surprisingly, Chris refuses to admit any fault in the incident--aside from claiming ignorance to the effects of pepper spray, a claim he immediately disproves by admitting that he sprayed ''himself'' with the stuff several days before the incident--and tries to blame the store employees for "intimidating" him, and Sega for changing Sonic's arm color in the first place. Unlike his previous run-in with the law, where he was at least smart enough to only mention the exact details in a personal e-mail to a [[trolls|close friend]], Chris posted this to his [[Facebook]] page for all to see, meaning he's in hot water if the prosecution sees his (publicly accessible) profile. Even his white knights, if not harsh, seem condemnatory of his actions. It seems that this time around, everyone is against him.

In this illuminating tract, Chris rambles on and on, continually shooting himself in the foot by providing extremely damning information. He proves the above point that he expects to go unpunished for everything by saying he had expected GameStop to ''ignore the fact that he had attacked one of their employees''. Apparently he thinks they should be grateful he didn't stop to mace everyone in sight. He tries to portray himself as the victim, implying that a group of professional game designers who are probably unaware of his existence were directly responsible for ''his'' actions.

Moreover, the revelation that he was aware of the effects of his weapon of choice, added to the circumstances, seem to show that him pepper-spraying Herring wasn't Chris misinterpreting the act of pepper-spraying as a sassy, feminine display of contempt. Also consider that the man he targeted was by the door, rather than further inside, and was not advancing towards or threatening Chris in any way. This indicates that this was a deliberate, cowardly act of malice on Chris's part, as he deliberately sprayed Herring on the way out, when his escape was already assured.

{{quotebox|1=Attention Everyone!!!

To preface what has happened recently, I simply remind everyone that Sonic The Hedgehog's Arms Are Not Freaking Blue!!!

If ‪#‎SEGA‬ had Never changed them, or reversed the change between February and November of this year in the new Sonic Boom video games AND Cartoon Series on Cartoon Network, as well as the Toys and whatever else, I would Never Have Had to Protest and Rebel the way I have, including the creation of my group, [[FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!]]

Within my groups, I have lead by example to push forward to the path of Waking SEGA Up and Forcing Them to Change Sonic's Arm Colour Back Immediately. And to confess, I HAVE DONE MY PART FOR REAL! I had personally gone into three of the four local GameStops (EXCLUDING the Fashion Square one) THREE TIMES to Personally Protest in my Silent Way. First Attack: I printed, as seen on the Facebook Group, the Fronts of the Sonic Boom Game Inserts, affixed double-sided tape onto the backs, and affixed them onto the fronts of their respective display game boxes on the shelves. Second Attack, about a week later: I checked the success of my first attack: damaged a few original inserts pretty well to full removal. And of what were still there, I made attempts to transfer the inserts from the original cases into Behind the inserts of different games. I've had to briefly explain my reasons and the Protest, and told them that they should NOT BE SELLING THE BLUE_ARM_BANDIT GAMES IN THE FIRST PLACE. AND THAT THEY SHOULD SEND ALL OF THEIR REMAINING STOCK OF SONIC BOOM GAMES AND STUFF BACK TO SEGA, TO MAKE THEM CHANGE SONIC'S ARM COLOUR BACK IMMEDIATELY!!! They did nothing. And one last week later, the Third and Final Attack, and the ONE and ONLY time that the Fashion Square Location had been involved as well. I made up and printed faux price tag decals, with the short note to discourage purchase of the Blue Arm Bandit games, and promote the Protesting Boycott. And with the Five Wii U software cases that each melted a bit from the MY House Fire Last January, as well as Five Smoke Damaged 3DS Game Cases (no melting), I had printed a full front, side and back insert with the boycott encouragements, and the notes on the back to make the stores send their remaining stock Back To SEGA!

I Have ran into individuals giving me Bad Grief for my Protest and Actions, OUTSIDE from the Fashion Square Location, but I HAVE done my duty in full to the best of my abilities at the individual moments and circumstances.

I also HAD Hidden ALL of the Blue Armed Sonic Toys at Toys ''R'' Us here, concealed hidden amongst their metal cupboards, so they ALL would NOT be SOLD, and Best Boycotted for The Protest! They remained hidden for the longest time of over a Month; found and reshelved near the 20th of December to my personal dismay and crestfall. And at Best Buy, ALL Copies of THEIR Sonic Boom Games are STILL SUCCESSFULLY CONCEALED AND HIDDEN from View AND Purchase!

Anyhow, AFTER the Final Attack for the Protest, near a week later, on December 8, I had typed, signed, addressed and US Mailed apology letters, with the promise to have been done with my In Person Protest Deeds with No Further Action therein, to ALL but the Fashion Square GameStop, and I had sent one to Toys R Us as well. I had thought the FS GS would overlook the ONE attack of Protest on them, but obviously, I was mistaken.

Which brings us up to now.

Last Friday, the 26th, my mother and I were at the mall, getting pizza and spaghetti for lunch. She had informed me of a good Mini Refrigerator deal at Sears, so after eating, I made my way to check it out. NOTHING ELSE HAPPENED AT SEARS, and I went NOWHERE NEAR JCPENNY that day. There was a good 3.1 Cubic Foot Fridge for $129.99 that caught my eye, but that is to be purchased later.

On the way to Sears, I peeked into the GameStop, and I spotted a New Skylander Figure: Blastermind. I was set to buy it, and I was going to consider checking out their Wii U Preowned Software selection in their 3 for 2 deal. Innocent; I was NOT Looking for Trouble. But then this MALE Loomed out in front of me, frightened the crap out of me, and he said in a BOOMING VOICE that ONLY scared me worse, "YOU ARE BANNED FROM HERE. YOU NEED TO LEAVE NOW." But still determined to continue my shopping, I veered into the Wii U direction, when his female accomplice startled me and boomed in as well. Still feeling frightened and mentally overloaded, I made a grab for my pepper spray to use In Defense. I offered a few Peaceful solutions, but she ended up sending him to go get security. So, I shouted, "Fine! I'm Leaving", and I dropped the figure. And on my way out, I told the MALE to Not Get Anyone, and we both stopped near simultaneous. I still felt my own worse from wear with the fear, startle, paranoia, and I did NOT want him following me and causing more trouble upon me. And then in my defense and to make my escape, I spritzed a miniscule amount of the pepper spray Downward; NOT into his face. And then I left.

I did not learn until much later that the spritz had done a lot worse than I had imagined it would, as well as learning that they were the so-called "Manager" and "Ass Manager" of that particular store.

I had No Idea of the contents of the Pepper Spray, OR that it was Illegal for use in certain situations in the state of Virginia at all.

And, I HAD tried the stuff on myself days before in the upstairs bathroom. A Two Second Spray onto my left wrist, some of it got onto the bath tub wall as well. Like sampling a perfume or deodorant. It Took Me Out damn well. I had to open the windows, turn on the bathroom fan AND aim the box fan into the bathroom to air the place out, and I wiped the wall off as well, and OF COURSE I washed my hands. It took fifteen to thirty minutes to make it bearable in there again.

In the end, Yes, I went along peacefully when the "Police" arrived to collect me, and I had to spend a miserable weekend in Jail. And I just got out on a bond and bail; yada, yada, yada.

In the END, I WAS the Victim; I did not cause the original provoking; The "Assistant Manager" Made the First Attack ONTO ME and Provoked my defensive response. I was Minding My Own Business; NOT Looking for Trouble, and then HE Startled Me, similar to a potential Rapist in a Dark Alley in a big city. ANY of you would have done the same as I Have in Defense AND Escape!

And we can SUE SEGA for Changing Sonic's Arm Colour and Ultimately, this MALE getting Pepper Sprayed! Think About It Seriously!

And my Protest Actions are NOT acts of "Vandalism", regardless of your individual perceptions. It was NOT Vandalism, but Good Protest when in around 2004, At Fashion Square, I tried their NEW Soda machines with a credit-debit card slot, and then I learned of the FIVE DOLLAR SURCHARGE that brought my bank account into the Freaking Red! I subtly Posted Sticky Note Signs onto each machine shortly after, "This Machine Charges You Five Dollars per Card Use". A few days later, the Original Machines returned! Nobody gave ME Any Freaking Grief or Complaints at all about that!

AND if you REALLY want to see the Whole Mess Happen, go find the Security Tape of the time of Point A, my finding Blastermind to Point B of my departure from the store.

Now, if you will excuse me, I have a LOT of much required Packing to Take Care Of.

Good Day. <ref name=Chris>https://archive.today/HQknP</ref>}}

== Chris's side of the story 2: Electric Boogaloo ==

On 11 January, Chris posted the following to his Facebook account, in which he once again paints himself as the victim and wishes that people could like him, even barring all of his other actions from the past. He also says that ''nobody should be banned from a store unless they are carrying a gun''.

{{quotebox|Just Listen; Do Not Comment or Respond; I am being Very Serious.
I Really Wish People would Positively Like Me. I can not make people like me, and if they dislike me, for their own individual reasons beyond my own comprehension.

I can not change their minds. But, to my utmost dismay and sadness, should I be threatened, or be made to feel threatened, I Will defend myself to force some respect from them.
All I would ever want is a good day and some peace of my own mind; I do not intend, nor have ever intended, unprovoked, to offend anyone.
And if my good day is turned bad, because of me feeling threatened by anyone, and then I feel those individuals immediately deserve to have a bad day themselves (and continue living on from there),
then it is Their Fault for pushing me into the defensive position in the first place.
It really does make me feel sad and most disappointed of the other people when they give me such grief to the point that I have to be put into a position to force some respect out of them.

And I have been growing more paranoid of Other People since November of 2007 with the damn bad people over the internet,
as well as those I have had the displeasure to have encountered in person who have shown me nothing but a difficult time and even more grief.

Also, I sincerely believe nothing would ever be gained from killing anyone, including myself; all that does is forces one or the other into their next realm or life;
Nobody really Learns or really Benefits anything from the deaths of any person. That is why I would never own, or want to own, a real gun.
"Look out, she's going for her mace!"
"What? Would you rather I have a gun with bullets in it?"

And that is another thing everyone Should be Aware of: I AM A FEMALE SOUL, and I Prefer to be referred to by the Female Pronouns. Any address of "Sir", or "Man" upon me, will only be met by a cold shoulder or stare in their general direction.

And NOBODY should ever be BANNED from a high-volume store like Wal-Mart or Target for anything less offensive than a gun withdrawl or robbery. We All Have Bad Days, and unless we actually Hit a Person or living individual or similar actions, in how we individually react to how we are feeling at the ONE Moment, aside from the other Individual Moments, To Ban an individual is just plain wrong.

And acts of protests with JUST Meanings, do not deserve any damn grief either.

Just Let Me Live On In Peace, Let Me enjoy my Good Day and Pleasant Shoppings and Outings, and DO NOT BOTHER ME AT ALL. I have No Intention Whatsoever to harm Any Individual Person or Myself. So, Please, Do Not Give Me Reason to be Forced to Defend Myself to garner any respect. All that does is give us all a Bad Day from a Good One.

Good Day. }}

== Gallery ==
<center><gallery>
File:GameStopCville.jpg|The store in [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|Fashion Square Mall]], site of the incident.
File:ChrisGameStopShort.png|The listing of his court hearing.
File:ChrisGameStopFull.png|The full details.
File:Chris%27AssaultAccount.png|Chris's violently insane version of the incident.
File:ChrisMugshot.jpg|Chris's distinctly [[Tomgirl Saga|unfeminine]] mugshot.
File:PROTESTING_SANIC_BUM.jpg|The defacement Chris intended to wreak.
</gallery></center>

== Fan Art ==
<center><gallery>
File:Goofytime PTSD Employ2.jpg|Retail employees will now have Chris haunting their nightmares.
File:Tomgrrllyfe.jpg|Chris after life on the inside.
File:Chris-chan as the Pepper Spray Cop.jpg|Don't call anybody!
File:Chris's strut.png|Fighting the law requires fashion!
File:Chris_in_court.jpeg| Meanwhile at Chris's trial...
File:Phantom_Stress.jpg| "What a mess I've made, when it all went wrong..."
</gallery></center>

== Video ==
{{tardrage}}
{{Infobox/video
| name = Chris Chan maces a GameStop employee
| video = {{#ev:youtube|yJkjjpFM97w}}
| stardate = 27 [[December 2014]]
| subject = {{Video games|text}}
| style = {{Rage|text}}, {{Violence|text}}
| saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}, {{Sonic Boom|text}}
| shirt = Manchester Sweatshirt
| previous = [[Brushfire Video]]
| next = [[Documentary]]
}}

=== Transcript ===
[''A beep, most likely from the checkout machine, is heard as Chris walks near the camera. He blows a raspberry, presumably at monozettai, for a nanosecond as he passes the camera'']

'''Chris''': Don't call anybody!

[''Chris struts confidently towards the store entrance. Unintelligible background noise from other customers can be heard, a family at the counter look shocked and confused by the bizarre creature passing them.'']

'''Clerk''': [''to customer at register''] 22.10 [''laughs'']

[''Chris sprays James Herring, the store's assistant manager, with pepper spray, causing him to quickly back away. A woman, likely the store's manager from Chris's description, walks into view.'']

'''Manager''': That guy wants to buy 2... [''trails off, realizing what just happened.'']

'''James''': Whoa! Hey! [''mouths "what the fuck"'']

== Police Scanner Video ==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Police scanner
| video = {{#ev:youtube|pk-Oa8BinxE}}
| stardate = 27 [[December 2014]]
| subject = {{Video games|text}}; {{Other|[[Sonic Boom Protests]]}}
}}

===Transcript===
{{Transcription}}
{{Incomplete}}
[''The entire audio is messy, grainy and hard to hear. If there are any inaccuracies in the audio, please feel free to help.'']

'''0:00'''

'''Old cop:''' APC RP 5-7, APC--[''mumbling'']

'''Rookie:''' I'll cover it.

'''Cool cop:''' Stay there.

'''Old cop:''' He's at Fashion Square Mall. I'll get him. He's not in Shoppers World. I'm probably gonna pull up in the community and park the car. ''(CUTS OUT)'' and then...I'll go...check the car. He is described as a ''([[Stress sigh|sighs]])'' white male, 5-foot 9, with long brown hair. He was wearing two sets of glasses and [[Plush Breasts|fake breasts]]. ''(Someone in the background says "what the hell?")'' The name is supposed to be "Christopher Chandler".

'''1:00'''

'''Rural cop:''' I'll go and do it. I'm on location.

'''?:''' Okay.

'''?:''' Doin' okay.

'''?:''' Thank you, Ethan.

'''?:''' No problem.

'''?:''' Uhh... I'll be looking for seven, I'll probably be in that ''???'' mall for a little bit. Three-nine can just run it.

'''?:''' Fine, Arthur. Three-nine, you got... Yeah. He can just route a call from our phone. Okay.

'''?:''' Uh, have you sent out that thing from here, ''?????'' Thirty-nine can just draw it.

'''?:''' Uh, ''????'' and ''?????''

'''?:''' Roger.

'''2:00'''

''(SILENCE)''

'''2:26'''

'''Mike:''' ''?????''

'''Woman:''' Thank you, Mike.

'''2:32'''

''(SILENCE)''

'''3:23'''

'''?:''' Seven-six APC.

'''?:''' Copy, seven-six.

'''Rural cop:''' Someone here at the mall with Christopher Chandler. A long time here. Trespass. Banned from the mall.

'''?:''' ''????'' uh, you got ''??????''

'''4:00'''

'''Old cop:''' APC RP five-seven.

'''Rookie:''' Copy.

'''?:''' Uh, ''?????''

'''Rookie:''' That's correct.

'''Old cop:''' APC RP five-seven. ''(PAUSE) ?????'' seven-six

'''4:45'''

''(SILENCE)''

'''5:14'''

'''Ethan:''' ''???'' before seven APC

'''?:''' ''?????''

'''Ethan:''' Could I have the report number please?

'''?:''' Ethan, your number's 10725. Ten seven two five. ''(PAUSE) careful??????''

'''Ethan:''' ''????'' three units.

'''?:''' Sir, can you get me the report number ''????????''

'''?:''' ''?????'', you have, uh, 10726. Ten seven two six.

'''6:09'''

''(SILENCE)''

'''7:00'''

'''?:''' APC ''?????''

'''Woman:''' ''?????''

'''Old cop:''' ''?????'' car ''???????????????'' in the area ''????'' might have come from a house ''?????'' I'll check the ''book????''

==Fan Videos==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Dramatic Reading of Chris' Facebook Post
| video = {{#ev:youtube|1mNy4oamILA}}
| maker = [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7EpM9PXIn3bTIlJYiP1xWg BrendanielReads]
| stardate = 29 [[December 2014]]}}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Chris Fought the Law
| video = {{#ev:youtube|M2cKgb9xU2o}}
| stardate = 30 [[December 2014]]
| maker = FavoretFox
| subject = 26 December 2014
| type = [[Parody]] of The Crickets' "I Fought the Law"}}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Tyrone Declares Chris Chan's Innocence
| video = {{#ev:youtube|0A2p_OgkZw0}}
| stardate = 17 [[January 2015]]
| maker = Based Tyrone
| subject = 26 December 2014}}

== See also ==
* [[Chris and the Law]]
* [[GameStop]]
* [[Jail calls]]
* [[Sonic Boom Protests]]
* [[28 October 2011]]

==References==
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[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2014]]
[[Category:Events]]
[[Category:Eyewitness Accounts]]