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Don't Trust Any Homos Over There

2012-04-09T04:58:46Z

TastyKayKs: /* Source */ Just fixing the centering on this video

Chris uploads an "Audio Only" video despite him holding a sign the entire time. He imitates [[Wikipedia:Uncle Ruckus|Uncle Ruckus]], a self-hating black character from ''The Boondocks'', and sings '''"Don't Trust Any Homos Over There"''', his own rendition of "Don't Trust Them New [[Niggo|Niggas]] Over There". Chris often confuses the lyrics with the original song, with mention of their "nigga fingas" on the "trigga" and numerous black stereotypes attributed to [[homos]]exuals. Two hours later, Chris made another video called, "[[I'm sorry, Dude]]", apologizing to an acquaintance who saw this video (or at least, Chris thinks he did) and was offended.

This is the second time Chris imitates Uncle Ruckus, the first time being the [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5|BlueSpike PSN Chats]].

The differences between both of these songs is that Chris replaced "Nigga" with "Homo", left the offending lyrics intact and added homophobic lyrics. The parallels between Uncle Ruckus and Chris are uncanny. Uncle Ruckus is a self-hating black man, who frequently denies his blackness at every given opportunity. Chris finds every opportunity to show off his homophobia and deny his homosexuality.

==Video==

{{Infobox/video
| name = Don't Trust Any Homos Over There
| video = {{#ev:youtube|Gyn_z4J_YGk}}
| stardate = 15 [[June 2009]]
| subject = {{Homos|text}}, {{Music|text}}
| other = {{Audio|text}}
| previous = [[Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009]]
| next = [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 1st, 2009]]
}}

=== Transcript ===

Hello, my name ain't Uncle Ruckus, '''no relation.''' I'm going to sing y'all a song I just made up. It's called "Don't Trust Any [[Homos]] Over There." Sing along if you know the words.

Da-da-da-da-da-da-da

Don't trust any homos over there

Leavin' their homo stank in the air

Them sappy lappy dumb homos

With their [[niggo|nigga]] finger on the [[Megatron pistol|trigga']]

Don't trust any homos over there!

Don't trust them [[Crass and Champ|crass]] nostrils over yonda

They suck up so much air, it'll make you wonda!

Don't trust any homos

With their jabba flippin' jabber

Don't trust any homos over there

Woman and man make da baybies

Straight way is the way to play

No ifs, or buts, or maybes

Man plays with [[China|pussy]] to get that ticket to heaven

They stay true from 69 to 11

We be playin' hos over bros everyday

We get full pleasure and no sin and pain

Give no pity to them homos they going straight to hell

Don't trust any homos over there

Don't trust them crass nostrils over yonda

They suck up so much air, it'll make you wonda

Don't trust them any homos

With their jibber jabba flippin' jabber

And a nigger finger at the trigger!

Don't trust any homos over there

Whaaa!

==Source==

<center>{{#ev:youtube|2jxtHzMOe1w}}</center>

==See also==
*[[Homo]]
*[[I'm sorry, Dude]]
*[[Niggos]]

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[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
[[Category:Videos about homos| 2009-06-14]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, June 2009| 2009-06-14]]

User talk:Bunsteaks

2010-10-13T22:21:47Z

TastyKayKs: /* Quick Question */

So big, it needed its own article.

While Chris is known to be deeply flawed in countless ways, it could be argued that his single most damning trait is his ego. Morons, bigots, plagiarists, and shitty artists are nothing unusual on the internet, but Chris manages to be all these things and more, AND still consider himself to be a shining example of humanity at its best, who others should praise and admire. And it gets even worse; he has even been known to treat people like shit for things that he himself is guilty of.

==Chris's Conception of Himself==

The Chris-chan character in the Sonichu comics is meant not to be a fictionalized version of the author, but to be a fully accurate representation of him (except for most of his magic powers... other than the curse-ye-ha-me-hah, of course). Chris actually believes that he looks like the character in his comics, that he acts in real life the way the character acts in the comics, and that people perceive him in real life the way other characters perceive his character in the comics. In fact, there are many differences between the real Chris and the comic book character Chris which highlight the many ways in which Chris is oblivious to reality.

*Chris is pale, flabby, double-chinned, at least 250 pounds, and gets visibly winded from even minor physical exertion, while the character is lean, tan, and nimble, able to defeat armies of jerkops with his bare hands.

==Things Chris Will Look Down On You For==

Homosexuality
Smoking
Doing Drugs

==Things Chris Will ''Hypocritically'' Look down on you For==

Homosexuality (arguably)

== Quick Question ==

I am a huge sonichu/chris nerd and since from what I can tell the Adult Chronicles game has been discontinued, would it be alright if I were to use the sprites you do have for my own chris chan game? I of course would be more that willing to give credit where credit is due, and I obviously don't plan on trying to make any money off of it. --[[User:TastyKayKs|TastyKayKs]] 15:21, 13 October 2010 (PDT)

User talk:Bunsteaks

2010-10-13T22:21:34Z

TastyKayKs: /* Quick Question */

So big, it needed its own article.

While Chris is known to be deeply flawed in countless ways, it could be argued that his single most damning trait is his ego. Morons, bigots, plagiarists, and shitty artists are nothing unusual on the internet, but Chris manages to be all these things and more, AND still consider himself to be a shining example of humanity at its best, who others should praise and admire. And it gets even worse; he has even been known to treat people like shit for things that he himself is guilty of.

==Chris's Conception of Himself==

The Chris-chan character in the Sonichu comics is meant not to be a fictionalized version of the author, but to be a fully accurate representation of him (except for most of his magic powers... other than the curse-ye-ha-me-hah, of course). Chris actually believes that he looks like the character in his comics, that he acts in real life the way the character acts in the comics, and that people perceive him in real life the way other characters perceive his character in the comics. In fact, there are many differences between the real Chris and the comic book character Chris which highlight the many ways in which Chris is oblivious to reality.

*Chris is pale, flabby, double-chinned, at least 250 pounds, and gets visibly winded from even minor physical exertion, while the character is lean, tan, and nimble, able to defeat armies of jerkops with his bare hands.

==Things Chris Will Look Down On You For==

Homosexuality
Smoking
Doing Drugs

==Things Chris Will ''Hypocritically'' Look down on you For==

Homosexuality (arguably)

== Quick Question ==

I am a huge sonichu/chris nerd and since from what I can tell the Adult Chronicles game has been discontinued, would it be alright if I were to use the sprites you do have for my own chris chan game. I of course would be more that willing to give credit where credit is due, and I obviously don't plan on trying to make any money off of it. --[[User:TastyKayKs|TastyKayKs]] 15:21, 13 October 2010 (PDT)

User talk:Bunsteaks

2010-10-13T22:21:16Z

TastyKayKs: /* Quick Question */ new section

So big, it needed its own article.

While Chris is known to be deeply flawed in countless ways, it could be argued that his single most damning trait is his ego. Morons, bigots, plagiarists, and shitty artists are nothing unusual on the internet, but Chris manages to be all these things and more, AND still consider himself to be a shining example of humanity at its best, who others should praise and admire. And it gets even worse; he has even been known to treat people like shit for things that he himself is guilty of.

==Chris's Conception of Himself==

The Chris-chan character in the Sonichu comics is meant not to be a fictionalized version of the author, but to be a fully accurate representation of him (except for most of his magic powers... other than the curse-ye-ha-me-hah, of course). Chris actually believes that he looks like the character in his comics, that he acts in real life the way the character acts in the comics, and that people perceive him in real life the way other characters perceive his character in the comics. In fact, there are many differences between the real Chris and the comic book character Chris which highlight the many ways in which Chris is oblivious to reality.

*Chris is pale, flabby, double-chinned, at least 250 pounds, and gets visibly winded from even minor physical exertion, while the character is lean, tan, and nimble, able to defeat armies of jerkops with his bare hands.

==Things Chris Will Look Down On You For==

Homosexuality
Smoking
Doing Drugs

==Things Chris Will ''Hypocritically'' Look down on you For==

Homosexuality (arguably)

== Quick Question ==

I am a huge sonichu/chris nerd and since from what I can tell the Adult Chronicles game has been discontinued, would it be alright if I were to use the sprites you do have for my own chris chan game. I of course would be more that willing to give credit where credit is due, and I obviously don't plan on trying to make any money off of it.

100 2265

2010-10-04T05:39:15Z

TastyKayKs:

'''100 2265''' is a [[Random access humor|bizzare, nonsensical]] video [[Chris]] uploaded on 3 [[October 2010]]. In it, we see Chris, clad in his female support garment and what appears to be some sort of black wrapping, babbling about hamburgers in an incoherent manner. He tries to imitate the fast-food icon [[wikipedia:Hamburglar|the Hamburglar]] by prancing around [[Chris's room|his room]] shouting "robble robble" in a nasally, high-pitched voice.

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = 100 2265
| video = {{#ev:youtube|W3gD0VWFA3U}}
| stardate = 3 [[October 2010]]
| subject = ???
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt = {{cwcbra|text}}
| previous = [[Lars_Is_Jivin'.MP4#Full_version|Lars Is Jivin'.MP4]]
| next = Current
| saga = {{Jackie|text}}
}}

=== Transcription ===

''[Chris appears in his [[muscle bra]] with strips of black tape over his rotund figure. He has likewise taped over his eyes, to imitate the Hamburglar's mask]''

Heeyyyyyy folks! Robble, robble, robble!

''[Some of the tape has fallen off, Chris adjusts it.]''

I'm Hamburglar here! Deep fat-frying(?) robber here! Robble, robble!

''[Chris points to a blurry, out-of-focus image of a Big Mac on his television]''

I'm gonna steal me that Big Mac there! Robble, robble, robble! It's so delicious! Robble, robble, robble!

''[Chris moves closer to the screen and begins gesturing at the image.]''

Oh, robble, robble, robble, robble, robble! Two whole/all beef patties! Robble, robble, robble, robble! [[Navy|Special Sauce]]! Robble, robble, robble, robble, robble! Onions, [[Pickle|pickles]], cheese! Robble, robble, robble, robble! All on a sesame seed bun! ''[Chris pronounces "bun" like "chin" here.]'' Robble, robble, robble!

''[The image of the Big Mac briefly comes into focus.]''

MCDONALD'S! Robble, robble, robble, robble, robble! Robble, robble, robble!

==See Also==
*[[McDonald's]]
*[[Obesity]]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Lars Is Jivin'.MP4#Full_version|Lars Is Jivin'.MP4]]|nextlink=Current}}
{{Sweetheart Videos}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Talk:100 2265

2010-10-04T05:07:49Z

TastyKayKs:

{{Not A Forum}}
I made the page...I'm not even going to attempt to transcribe this BITCH because he only says rabble rabble the whole time...someone with a keen ear would be better at it than me. --[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 21:14, 3 October 2010 (PDT)
:Yeah, the only thing I can really understand is him saying onions, PICKLES, cheese towards the end.--[[User:Straw|Straw]] 21:32, 3 October 2010 (PDT)
::I believe he is supposed to be the Hamburgler and he may be using that old jingle from the 70s about McDonalds. Uh, shit. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 21:32, 3 October 2010 (PDT)
:::K would be great if you could use the previous video articles as a template. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 21:40, 3 October 2010 (PDT)
Chris tries to look and act like the Hamburglar, but he comes off as creepy as Voldo. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 22:00, 3 October 2010 (PDT)
:that's nice, please don't add useless comments like these see top kthx [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 22:03, 3 October 2010 (PDT)
Fixed a few of the unknowns, but I'm stuck on if there should be a bracketed comment by the word "bun" he definitely meant to say "bun," but it sounds like "gin" or "chin" the same for "all beef patties" the slogan is "all" but it sounds more like "whole" and I cannot figure out what the "deep frying" one is --[[User:TastyKayKs|TastyKayKs]] 22:07, 3 October 2010 (PDT)

100 2265

2010-10-04T05:01:59Z

TastyKayKs:

'''100 2265''' is a bizzare, nonsensical video [[Chris]] uploaded on 3 [[October 2010]]. In it, we see Chris, clad in his female support garment and what appears to be some sort of black tape, babbling about hamburgers in an incoherent manner. He tries to imitate the fast-food icon [[wikipedia:Hamburglar|the Hamburglar]] by prancing around [[Chris's room|his room]] shouting "robble robble" in a nasally, high-pitched voice.

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = 100 2265
| video = {{#ev:youtube|W3gD0VWFA3U}}
| stardate = 3 [[October 2010]]
| subject = ???
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt = {{cwcbra|text}}
| previous = [[Lars_Is_Jivin'.MP4#Full_version|Lars Is Jivin'.MP4]]
| next = Current
| saga = {{Jackie|text}}
}}

=== Transcription ===

''[Chris appears in his [[muscle bra]] with strips of black tape over his rotund figure. He has likewise taped over his eyes, to imitate the Hamburglar's mask]''

Heeyyyyyy folks! Robble, robble, robble!

''[Some of the tape has fallen off, Chris adjusts it.]''

I'm Hamburglar here! Deep fat-frying(?) robber here! Robble, robble!

''[Chris points to a blurry, out-of-focus image of a Big Mac on his television]''

I'm gonna steal me that Big Mac there! Robble, robble, robble! It's so delicious! Robble, robble, robble!

''[Chris moves closer to the screen and begins gesturing at the image.]''

Oh, robble, robble, robble, robble, robble! Two all beef patties! Robble, robble, robble, robble! [[Navy|Special Sauce]]! Robble, robble, robble, robble, robble! Onions, [[Pickle|pickles]], cheese! Robble, robble, robble, robble! All on a sesame seed bun! Robble, robble, robble!

''[The image of the Big Mac briefly comes into focus.]''

MCDONALD'S! Robble, robble, robble, robble, robble! Robble, robble, robble!

==See Also==
*[[McDonald's]]
*[[Obesity]]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Lars Is Jivin'.MP4#Full_version|Lars Is Jivin'.MP4]]|nextlink=Current}}
{{Sweetheart Videos}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

100 2265

2010-10-04T05:00:10Z

TastyKayKs:

'''100 2265''' is a bizzare, nonsensical video [[Chris]] uploaded on 3 [[October 2010]]. In it, we see Chris, clad in his female support garment and what appears to be some sort of black tape, babbling about hamburgers in an incoherent manner. He tries to imitate the fast-food icon [[wikipedia:Hamburglar|the Hamburglar]] by prancing around [[Chris's room|his room]] shouting "robble robble" in a nasally, high-pitched voice.

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = 100 2265
| video = {{#ev:youtube|W3gD0VWFA3U}}
| stardate = 3 [[October 2010]]
| subject = ???
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt = {{cwcbra|text}}
| previous = [[Lars_Is_Jivin'.MP4#Full_version|Lars Is Jivin'.MP4]]
| next = Current
| saga = {{Jackie|text}}
}}

=== Transcription ===

''[Chris appears in his [[muscle bra]] with strips of black tape over his rotund figure. He has likewise taped over his eyes, to imitate the Hamburglar's mask]''

Heeyyyyyy folks! Robble, robble, robble!

''[Some of the tape has fallen off, Chris adjusts it.]''

I'm Hamburglar here! Deep fat-frying(?) robber here! Robble, robble!

''[Chris points to a blurry, out-of-focus image of a Big Mac on his television]''

I'm gonna steal me a Big Mac there! Robble, robble, robble! It's so delicious(?)! Robble, robble, robble!

''[Chris moves closer to the screen and begins gesturing at the image.]''

Oh, robble, robble, robble, robble, robble! Two all beef patties! Robble, robble, robble, robble! [[Navy|Special Sauce]]! Robble, robble, robble, robble, robble! Onions, [[Pickle|pickles]], cheese! Robble, robble, robble, robble! All on a sesame seed bun! Robble, robble, robble!

''[The image of the Big Mac briefly comes into focus.]''

MCDONALD'S! Robble, robble, robble, robble, robble! Robble, robble, robble!

==See Also==
*[[McDonald's]]
*[[Obesity]]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Lars Is Jivin'.MP4#Full_version|Lars Is Jivin'.MP4]]|nextlink=Current}}
{{Sweetheart Videos}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

100 2265

2010-10-04T04:58:03Z

TastyKayKs:

'''100 2265''' is a bizzare, nonsensical video [[Chris]] uploaded on 3 [[October 2010]]. In it, we see Chris, clad in his female support garment and what appears to be some sort of black tape, babbling about hamburgers in an incoherent manner. He tries to imitate the fast-food icon [[wikipedia:Hamburglar|the Hamburglar]] by prancing around [[Chris's room|his room]] shouting "robble robble" in a nasally, high-pitched voice.

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = 100 2265
| video = {{#ev:youtube|W3gD0VWFA3U}}
| stardate = 3 [[October 2010]]
| subject = ???
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt = {{cwcbra|text}}
| previous = [[Lars_Is_Jivin'.MP4#Full_version|Lars Is Jivin'.MP4]]
| next = Current
| saga = {{Jackie|text}}
}}

=== Transcription ===

''[Chris appears in his [[muscle bra]] with strips of black tape over his rotund figure. He has likewise taped over his eyes, to imitate the Hamburglar's mask]''

Heeyyyyyy folks! Robble, robble, robble!

''[Some of the tape has fallen off, Chris adjusts it.]''

I'm Hamburglar here! Deep fat-frying(?) robber here! Robble, robble!

''[Chris points to a blurry, out-of-focus image of a Big Mac on his television]''

I'm gonna steal me a Big Mac there! Robble, robble, robble! ''[Incomprehensible mumbling]'' Robble, robble, robble!

''[Chris moves closer to the screen and begins gesturing at the image.]''

Oh, robble, robble, robble, robble, robble! Two all beef patties! Robble, robble, robble, robble! [[Navy|Special Sauce]]! Robble, robble, robble, robble, robble! Onions, [[Pickle|pickles]], cheese! Robble, robble, robble, robble! All on a sesame seed bun! Robble, robble, robble!

''[The image of the Big Mac briefly comes into focus.]''

MCDONALD'S! Robble, robble, robble, robble, robble! Robble, robble, robble!

==See Also==
*[[McDonald's]]
*[[Obesity]]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Lars Is Jivin'.MP4#Full_version|Lars Is Jivin'.MP4]]|nextlink=Current}}
{{Sweetheart Videos}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

User:TastyKayKs

2010-10-03T03:56:35Z

TastyKayKs: Created page with "I'm just some fag, been on IRC, wasn't crazy about it. General lack of motivation from trolls on there. Mostly people just saying "Go do something about it" to others who were sa..."

I'm just some fag, been on IRC, wasn't crazy about it. General lack of motivation from trolls on there. Mostly people just saying "Go do something about it" to others who were sad about Chris not being OTI. I briefly tried phishing Chris for his YouTube account, no luck there. I had a game that was about 1/5 completed on him but that was lost after I lost a comp. Basically, I wanna help by editing the CWCki and doing anything to fight the good fight with the real trolls against Chris's blatant rape attempts. To everyone else, peace, have a good and safe day.

Talk:Sonichu 7

2010-10-03T01:45:17Z

TastyKayKs: /* OH, MY GOD! CHRIS! */

==OH, MY GOD! CHRIS!==

Triggered by the comic panel on the [[Kellie_Andes|Kellie Andes]] article:

Page 17 is really out of place. Maybe Kellie is supposed to see the 'future' Christian and his furry time-traveling goof troop. She's coyly swoon by the HIGH FUNCTIONING AUTIST of 2007. Words, and sanity, fail me going any further.

Pointless cameo, or a plot point forgotten in-between the creation of the two Episodes?

(o god why am i thinking about this) [[User:Mall Conductor Bear|Mall Conductor Bear]] 06:57, 8 May 2009 (CEST)
: I thought this cameo was clearly explained in Episode 17. [[User:Axe|Axe]] 08:14, 8 May 2009 (CEST)

I'm sorry, I gotta ask. Is the "OH MY GOD, CHRIS!" title here a reference to Raine Dog? --[[User:Beat|Beat]] 17:59, 13 November 2009 (CET)

Fixed a link for the audiobooks, it linked to the second part of the 10th episode not the 16th --[[User:TastyKayKs|TastyKayKs]] 18:45, 2 October 2010 (PDT)

== Max's Kansas City ==

Sorry, this is my first time editing a wiki or posting on talk or whatever, so I probably messed up. I think I may know how Chris learned of Max's Kansas City. We all know Chris only listens to music from anime or guitar hero. Which is why he is a self proclaimed fan of Aerosmith due to Guitar Hero: Aerosmith (making real fans such as myself groan)

The "Hello Joe" probably refers to Joe Perry, the lead guitarist (or "Guitar Hero" as our favorite little tard puts it) of the band Aerosmith.

How Chris learned of Kansas City however can be attributed most likely to Steven Tyler who mentions that the band maid their debut there in Guitar Hero: Aerosmith.

==Notes==

Page 14: Travelling counterclockwise around the world apparently equals going back in time.
Page 20: Chris "ponders" about time travel, and starts off looking like he might have taken something from a textbook, until he fucks up.
Page 22: He thinks he manages the basketball team, as opposed to being the waterboy.
Page 23: Confirmed that he thinks he's the manager, along with the other guy. As expected, he thinks cheerleaders are hot for him, and is too lazy to even do his waterboy job.
Page 30: Sonichu schedules his sexy time for 10:00 on the dot.
Page 32: He can watch their actions, just like GOD AND JESUS OH SHIT.
I can't read anymore, but I haven't seen this shit anywhere else on the wiki (correct me if I'm wrong plox :3) [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 20:20, 1 June 2010 (UTC)

Sonichu 7

2010-10-03T01:40:50Z

TastyKayKs: /* Episode 16: "Time Hogs" */

{{Infobox/Comic
| titleandissue = Sonichu #7
| cover = [[Image:Sonichu Issue 7.jpg|150px]]
| coverdate = 5 March 2007
| finishedcomic = 20 August 2008
| pagecount = 49
| episodes = 15-16
| previous = [[Sonichu 6|Sonichu #6]]
| next = [[Sonichu 8|Sonichu #8]]
}}'''''Sonichu'' #7''' is the eighth issue of Christian's [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] comic book. Although the cover was drawn in March [[2007]], most of it would not be completed until August [[2008]], well into Chris's conflict with [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and months after his falling-out with [[Megan]]. This is the first issue of ''Sonichu'' to be directly affected by the influence of trolls. It is far from the last.

The ending of ''Sonichu'' #7 sets the stage for issues #8-10, as a mission into the past causes Chris to be stranded in "the [[time void]]" where he cannot directly intervene in the lives of his characters. Chris had by this time begun to feel he was becoming too intrusive in Sonichu's stories--possibly upon reading criticisms on ED--and wanted to remove himself as quickly as possible.

While Chris is trapped in the timestream, Sonichu and Magi-Chan return to the present... that is, to 2 November [[2007]] when the events of this issue are set. Although Chris's comics were clearly never set in real time ([[Episode 14]] takes place immediately after [[Episode 13]], not months later when Chris drew it), this is the first open acknowledgment that at times the comic's timeframe can be weeks or months behind real time. This would become increasingly confusing as Chris would continue referring to dates in future issues, with events in the comics occurring a year or more before they were published. Indeed, during his stay in the time void the Chris of November 2007 experiences "future" visions of events such as ED's discovery of him and his heartbreak with Megan. Although ''Sonichu'' #7 sets up the storyline that [[PVCC]] plans to exploit Chris's absence with another invasion of CWCville, Chris quickly loses interest in developing this idea in favor of another: [[4-cent_garbage]].

==Episode 15: "Time for a Ball"==
{{-}}
{{Resources
| title = Time for a Ball
| cwcipedia =http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_7/Page_1 ''Episode 15''
| videobook =Sonichu_7_Official_Videobook#Episode_15{{!}}''Episode 15''
| sonichusite =http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcville/SchuComic8P1.htm''Episode 15''
| audiobook =http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztfh6X_DEIw&feature=PlayList&p=4EAA2A54AFDDFBE1 ''Episode 15''}}
[[Image:FattyLOL.jpg|thumb|Episode 15 features the most unrealistic depiction of Chris, as a tall, broad shouldered, handsome young man. Compare to the real hunched, fatty, double chinned Chris.]]
====Hey, guys! What's Da Update?====

Following the battle with [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]], [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] and [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]],return to the [[Manchester High School]] basketball court with [[Magi-Chan]], and [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] in search of the [[Sonichu Balls]]. There, [[Bionic the Hedgehog]] gushes about his new girlfriend, [[Megagi La Skunk]], who then shows up to take him out on their second date. Chris envies his fictional creation, until Megan holds his hand, which cheers him up enough to make stupid animu faces again while thinking creepy stalker thoughts.

Magi-Chan makes up some bullshit about how the [[Sonichu Balls]] are scattered throughout space and time, and that he can somehow pinpoint the missing ball if he can find the person it came into contact with. Worth noting is that Chris has yet to explain what the Sonichu Balls are, why they would help, or why they even came here to look for one.

Chris comes over to ask the Sonichus for [[da update]], and [[Magi-Chan]] somehow realizes that it was Chris who touched the Ball in the past. Magi-Chan reads Chris's mind, and somehow narrows down the exact date and time: 13 November [[1996]], 2:31:29 p.m. Coincidentally, this was the very moment that Chris created [[Bionic the Hedgehog]].

Chris confirms Magi-Chan's hypothesis, recalling that he thought he had been hit on the head with a basketball that day, but it must have been the Sonichu Ball from the future. Feeling self-conscious, Chris segues into a ''[[Family Guy]]''-style scene which he gives [[Wikipedia:Seth McFarlane|Seth McFarlane]] [[Chris and copyright|full permission to use]].

====The ''[[Family Guy]]'' "Skitch"====
[[Image:Notthebathroom.jpg|thumb|left|When you're Christian Weston Chandler, the whole world is your bathroom.]]
[[Image:Uboacar.png|thumb|right|What an eerie coincidence of appearance. Perhaps Uboa's cousin?]]
Chris remembers himself as having a Peter Griffin-style body and intellect, although ironically, this fat, stupid version of Chris is easily the most accurate self-caricature he's ever drawn. Visiting the headquarters of the Filmation ''[[Ghostbusters]]'' for no apparent reason, he excuses himself to use the restroom, and mistakenly enters the chamber the team on the cartoon used to change into their Ghostbuster uniform. What follows is a faithful, albeit crude, homage to the ''Ghostbusters'' transformation routine, except for the part where Chris would be bounced off a giant spider web. This part is omitted for being "too gross an silly", although it's more likely that Chris simply couldn't figure out how to draw a still picture of a figure bouncing off a web.

Finally, the fat, stupid Chris is dropped unceremoniously into the ''Ghostbusters'' talking car, where it collapses under the the sudden impact, blowing its wheels clean off. Confused, Chris simply observes that this is not the bathroom, and a "PPFFFFFFT" sound effect indicates that he has [[Dirty Crapped Briefs|shit his pants]].

Disturbingly enough, the first few minutes of the ''Family Guy'' episode "[[Wikipedia:Road to Germany|Road to Germany]]" bears an eerie resemblance to this "skitch", suggesting that the manatees are running out of ideas.

====Time travel crap====

Returning to the main story, Magi-Chan explains that he can take Sonichu, Chris, and himself on a trip back to [[1996]] to retrieve the [[Sonichu Ball]], but before they can leave, the fat, stupid Chris from the flashback appears to ask Chris for permission to keep the clothes he wore in the "skitch". Chris addresses this person as "[[Sammy]]", and informs him that the medallion he's wearing is merely an imitation of Chris's [[Medallion of Fail|Sonichu Medallion]].

Together, Sonichu, Magi-Chan and Chris go back in time, using Magi-Chan's telepathy and Sonichu... uh... pedaling backwards really fast. While it would simply be more efficient to run ''forwards'' while facing the rear of the bubble, Chris must have decided that running backwards was [[Random-access humor|SO FUNNY XDXDXD]]. Also, Chris wears glasses, so that might also have something to do with it. They leave a big pile of shit behind, and [[Kellie Andes]] briefly appears in a pointless cameo.

==Episode 16: "Time Hogs"==
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Despite the dramatic potential offered by time-travel, the entire story is little more than a navel-gazing tribute to the "historic" day when Chris "created" an [[Bionic the Hedgehog|orange, basketball playing Sonic the Hedgehog]]. It's like if [[Wikipedia:Mister Peabody|Peabody and Sherman]] visited Thomas Edison on the day [[lie|he invented the light bulb]], only to find Edison loitering in a high school gym and reading R.L. Stine books, while Peabody and Sherman have a long, boring conversation about ''[[Futurama]]'' (incidentally, [[Wikipedia:Bender (Futurama)|Bender]] makes a cameo in the time-travel scene on page 1. This could be a reference to the episode "[[Wikipedia:Roswell That Ends Well|Roswell That Ends Well]]" in which the ''Futurama'' gang go back to 1947.)

In the past, our heroes watch the Chris of 1996 have a dull conversation with his friend, [[Joseph Herring]]. After Joe tells a pathetic story of a date gone wrong, Chris reads a ''Fear Street'' novel, as the Chris of [[2007]] explains that he would imagine Sonic characters playing out the story (which some argue to be as a result of his [[autism]] and his inability to relate to people, leading him to relate to video game characters), and having to consciously remember what he looks like because he is too stupid to remember what his own face looks like.

The Sonichu Ball falls on Chris's head, and Sonichu retrieves it before anyone can see him, thus preventing any possible contamination of the time stream. Because, you know, 13 November [[1996[[ was a watershed moment in history.

While "[opening] the lockers to [his] mind" is a perfectly good metaphor to begin with, Chris autistically ruins it by pictorially depicting it as opening actual lockers. For no apparent reason, Chris adds a scene lifted directly from "Beavis and Butt-head" to the story, ruining ''that'' too.

Returning to [[2007]], Chris tries to brace himself for the sudden stop, only to be thrown clear of the time-sphere, and launched headlong into the timestream by the power of the two Sonichu balls. Sonichu and Magi-Chan are too busy discussing their respective sex lives to notice at first, and then Magi-Chan realizes he's stuck in the [[Little Big Planet|void of time]], and can only be returned at [[Sonichu 9|some indeterminate point in the future]], "richer or poorer in emotions".

[[Image:Raincoat.jpg|thumb|CWCville, where the weather's always right for yiffing.]]
Later that night, Sonichu explains the situation to [[Rosechu]], and the two seriously worry about how they'll be able to defend the city without him. Sonichu gives Rosechu a reassuring hug, complete with a panty shot of Rosechu just in case things were getting too classy. Rosechu immediately suggests they make hot monkey love, and Sonichu makes a pathetic condom/raincoat joke.

At the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens, pretty much every villain in the series so far gathers to hear [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and [[Count Graduon]] announce Chris's fate. They don't seem to have an actual plan or anything, but the group doesn't seem to mind. In addition to the established villains, this scene marks the debut of [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] and his "Woman Slave", [[Kathleen Nicole Wallace|Kathleen]], who would be prominently featured in the next issue.

In the Time Void, Chris absorbs the two Sonichu Balls into his arms (?) and begins experiencing new memories from both his fake life in the comic, and his real life since the previous issue, including:

*[[Megan]] "dumps" him over the Chris Chan article on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], specifically the picture he drew of the two of them nude and having sex. In this comic, Chris acts as though the events never actually happened, and he blames "[[4-cent_garbage.com]]" for the picture.

*[[Joshua Martinez]] offers to fix Chris up with [[Lori Lopez]], but she dumps him in favor of Josh.

*Mary Lee Walsh invades [[CWCville]], and the Sonichus and Rosechus manage to defeat her.

===KCWC Segment===
[[Image:Jynx.jpg|thumb|HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA! AHHH...]]
Chris introduces [[KCWC]], CWCville's radio station, run by Jamsta Sonichu and Lolisa Rosechu. Jamsta quickly establishes himself to be an even bigger douche than most DJs with the announcement that "Sonichu & Rosechu fanbase is on the rise to beyon the max thousands".

Jamsta interviews [[Blanca]] and [[Jiggliami]] about their upcoming performance at CWCville's Spring Break Concert. OH, MY GOD! HELLO JOE! HELLO JOE! JYNX! JYNX! HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA! AHHHHH.... Curiously, this concert is set to take place at Max's Kansas City, a famous New York [[Homos|gay bar]] which closed in 1981. How Chris came to be aware of its existence, and why he chose it as the location of a CWCville Spring Break Concert is completely beyond the realms of human understanding.

[[Lolisa]] interviews Sonichu superfan [[Robert Simmons V]], who explains how Chris inspired him to use a Furby doll to "[[mass debating|relieve]] [[stress]] at home". Lolisa intros Boston's "More Than a Feeling", which proves that no matter how backward and out of touch Chris is, even he understands that Boston kicks ass. However, this is likely just something he stole from [[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]], where Carl refers to "More Than a Feeling" as "The Ultimate Song."
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== Quotes ==
*"''A drawing of me and Megan... intimate? And I drew that?''" - Chris desperately trying to deny creating [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|the infamous rule 34 drawing of him and Megan]], even though he uploaded it on [[ED]] and later on [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack]].

==Extras==

An ad for "[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]" appears.

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