https://sonichu.com/w/api.php?action=feedcontributions&feedformat=atom&user=TehZig 2026-05-12T01:09:28Z User contributions MediaWiki 1.37.6 https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=The_Oversized_Drinking_Straw_of_Fail&diff=116653 2010-09-29T07:01:24Z

<p>TehZig: /* Gallery */</p> <hr /> <div>'''The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail''' was introduced in [[Sub-Episode 7]], wherein Chris fellated a beverage whilst evading [[jerkop]]s. In the version posted on [[CWCipedia]], Chris has edited the Oversized Drinking Straw to look slightly less retarded:<br /> <br /> [[Image:Chris-Straw-Retcon.JPG|center]]<br /> <br /> It's worth noting that even the &quot;new, improved&quot; Drinking Straw is wider than any of cartoon Chris-chan's fingers or thumbs, and the part above the bend is for some reason narrower than the part below. Also, given the nature of Chris's terrible artwork, it's hard to determine which of the following is correct about his &quot;new&quot; mouth...<br /> <br /> '''1&gt; ''Is his mouth wide open?''''' <br /> :If this is the case, it would be impossible to drink in the manner depicted. The drinker's lips have to form an airtight seal around the straw in order to draw liquid up through it, unless you have vacuum lungs.<br /> <br /> '''2&gt; ''Has he drawn himself with massive [[niggo]] lips?''''' <br /> :Chris's lips may have simply ballooned to an enormous size, giving the impression that he's wearing lipstick now.<br /> <br /> Whatever the truth may be, Chris cannot even correct any of his mistakes without finding some other way to screw up in the process.<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> Image:Straw.jpg|Like father, like son.<br /> Image:SWEETHEARTS.jpeg|GENTLEMEN.<br /> Image:Slurp1.png|Slurp.<br /> Image:Slurp2.jpg|SLURP!<br /> Image:PVCC_44.png|<br /> Image:Paulyslurp.jpg|It's true - the straw has its own fan art devotees.<br /> Image:RobotnikStraw of Fail.jpg|Possible inspiration?<br /> Image:Asperstraw.png|[[Fan:Asperchu|Asperchu]] variant.<br /> Image:Freudslipstraw.png| Could the straw be a euphemism for Chris' own bent duck?<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> <br /> *[[Get-Tar Region]]<br /> *[[Sonichu 8]]<br /> *[[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu]]<br /> *[[Chris and Art]]<br /> {{DEFAULTSORT:Oversized Drinking Straw}}<br /> [[Category:Relics of Fail]]</div>

TehZig https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=File:Freudslipstraw.png&diff=94795 2010-06-06T00:41:05Z

<p>TehZig: Looking at that article about the Fail Straw, I thought maybe it could be another Freudian slip.</p> <hr /> <div>Looking at that article about the Fail Straw, I thought maybe it could be another Freudian slip.</div>

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